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08-05-2026 · 14h 38m
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Thank you.
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It's the truth kind of lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a loving lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
And picking it up would've been better
This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus
because I'm about to start sucking some dick
He-Dee-Dee Hero
We-Dee-Dee Hero
That's because he has
He kills whatever we can cuz again he has no bitches and no job
God's the God and God is the God of the night
The God of the night
The God of the night
The God of the night
The God of the night
The God of the night
Somewhere out to midnight
In my right hand
I see
Some of just being ordinary
I'll reach for domination back to me
Let's see on the planet, the rising wind for me
It's gonna take a few hours
Hey, baby!
Hey, baby!
I don't want you to die!
Hey, baby!
Hey, baby!
I don't want you to work!
Come on, come on!
He's wearing a jacket
Who will wear a black suit?
I'm not the best friend
But he's a good guy
Who's that woman that can't have you?
There's a kid
You're already here
I know that I'm so awesome
You made me here
You got a baby here
I know that I'm much better than you are
here maybe along the uh oh you liar
restaurant Hogan's hangout okay you see oh yeah it's a little bit you can sing
yeah yeah Ripley's mom she's very great when you're in a five mile radius of her
you can smell that pussy steak oh yeah that's steak and I had all the people
I'm saying.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Come on in.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it.
How you gonna do it if you really don't want to dance?
By standing on the wall.
Get your back up.
Tell me, how you gonna do it if you really don't want to dance?
By standing on the wall, get your back up on the wall
I heard all the people say, get down on it
Come on in, get down on it
If you really want it, get down on it
You gotta feel it, get down on it
Get down on it, get down on it
Come on in, get down on it
Baby, baby, get down on it
Get on it, get down on it
I say people, what you gonna do?
You gotta get on the move.
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid dirty dude.
What should I do?
Like the straight man.
Good morning, gentlemen in L.A.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
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oh baby baby baby oh baby baby baby yeah but I think Dan's here I think everybody else
is sleeping still everybody else is sleepy they're so sleepy and tired it's been a long
day, boss. Been a long day, boss. Oh man. Woo. Dude, I woke up this morning. My idea
was like five minutes on any location, excluding factory. Okay, we gotta go do that. I woke
up. Oh, we also need 40 minutes away. Pino wants to steal every fucking kill last night.
um
I woke up and I was like
You know, I'm gonna wake up a little early for the drops. I'm gonna wake up like an hour before
It's pretty much whenever everyone else will be waking up and it'll be perfect
I wake up bro. Everyone's been on for like two hours and I'm just like these sons of bitches
I should have known that everybody was going to try and get on before each other
Like that. I don't know why in the world. I thought that was going to be different this time around
I should have known that that was going to happen
But I was I just rushed into the shower. I was like I'm late
Rustin wash this wash the sack right back in
You play in
What'd you say Tarkov today you pudgy guy? No, no not today not today not playing Tarkov today
Oh
But dark off never heard of it
Yes, we're gonna be playing dark off Peter will be joining us
at
Two o'clock I think is what time he said he's gonna get on but be at two o'clock
And we'll be running solos until the until then until then until then until then I
Need to buy some mayo
I need to buy some mayonnaise all right go kill one scav run to the extract
send a bush get dehydrated and we're going to rock and roll
The other 14 hour day today, yeah, long day today, long day, long day, long day, you all
have good amount of time today.
I mean, maybe I'd be down for a mayo allergy that probably be the best case scenario to be honest
That'd be a nice allergy to have
I'll be down
Sorry, I'm late. Is that why you started so damn early?
What for drops? Yeah. Yeah.
So typically any type of drops happens.
Everybody gets on tries to be first so that they're at the top of the category.
So obviously we had to get up early this morning as well.
Everybody had beat me, but I have a feeling we will climb.
Yo, hairs, they are here.
Thank you so much for the five months twisted face in midnight.
Thank you.
Demand the Starbucks delivery. Let's start. Sorry. I start
Tony was up early Tony got this shit down to a science, bro
If there's a drop on Tarkov, you know, Tony is gonna be on bright and early
And he's gonna go the full duration of that motherfucker
oh we've been doing well oh I'm dead and my guns just not reloading
How's going on with this game?
Waitin' for that one.
Not a bad thing he's moving away from me.
Not a good thing either.
What? What is wrong with this game?
right below my damn god I love this guy
where did you go where did you go my friend you scaring me
Hello?
Oh, do you fluff your pillow?
Hello?
And that's not 40 meters.
It's not 40 meters.
Oh, somebody kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me right now.
I want to die.
Micah, we got to drink this vodka to see if we're,
where a after the five minutes if I drink the if I sit on this mayor for five
minutes then I drink water or no
turn around
but you are early
yes i am both
just for you baby
just for you baby
just for you baby
nice
nice
some Vaseline
The player, you think?
I just want to feel lucky, boss.
Don't miss
Yeah, ever a player you think
It might be a player though slow he's moving
I don't have any armor on so there is one hesitant
really think this guy if you're wrong you gotta suck me
I
Call 40 meters
Good morning, good morning.
Good morning, good morning.
I love you, good morning.
Can I pop PKs while I'm dehydrated for this quest?
no yes are we sure
Hmm
Five minutes so as long as it doesn't give me any water I can
uh...
okay
good morning
hey guys fight over here
I'm gonna go take a gander.
How did that mess? Oh no.
I'm still fucking...
If we somehow kill this guy, he's going to be massive.
We have no armor and an MP-18.
Yeah, of course you see me.
Why did I think in any world that you didn't see me?
It's not going to heal my heavy Oh my god we're going to die, we're going to die.
I need this kill.
I can't hit shit with this gun, I suck a duck duck!
Oh, I'm fucking dead, boss. Amber legs gone, boss.
Pissed but the scratch, good Lord.
Oh, three durability on this.
What's the chances this guy has a bad voice?
What's the chances?
What's the chances you have a bad?
Tell me you do.
Oh, look, buddy, I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
Oh, I can feel death coming.
I can feel death coming.
Oh my god.
All right, quest done.
Quest done, quest done.
Oh, what a joy.
It was a scab from across the map with a shotgun that fucking killed me.
Dash of.
Butt aides to start my morning.
Good.
Good honestly a gift from Nikita. Good morning
How they say good morning in Russian? I you guys probably didn't know that how you doing?
Shoot any legs over 40
That shots are wonderful. I gotta do it again
Mornings going great this morning is going great
Um, I can always like bring a gun potential land.
Can I buy this by this is actually nice.
I cannot.
What about?
What about if I were to...
No, those suck.
Oh, I had this.
Nice.
And then there's no way I'm going to be able to...
Go ahead the oh is there any suppressors that you can buy off the rip or no I guess I don't
really need one I can put this on there and then is butt pad a possibility to buy no take
this for now okay screw it all bro I am down horrendous on armors holy shit
Hmm. Armors and helmets are on it. All time low for your boy.
Beautiful. We have a lot of abness, which is good.
Got a little bit of food.
At least I'm richer than Peanut.
How'd the runs go last night after I got off, chat?
Peanut lost literally everything besides a regular labs key card and a green key card.
Oh.
Hmm.
Funny how that works.
Funny how that works.
Hmm.
How unfortunate.
That message definitely doesn't bring me tons and tons of joy.
Definitely not. I am definitely not joyful on hearing that he struggled without me
Good to know
Yeah, what primary do I bring I don't know
What primary do I bring
Yes, dude, I still have much 556 I
I think I have to bring an AK-74 for you. I think that's the plan. I'll just bring
Yeah, but then if I jam I'm pissed
I mean we are so close to being out of the shit or still in the shit
I think we can bring this.
We have 300 blackout.
Oh, that's different bags.
What does this use? 7-6-2-3-5?
Don't have any mags for it.
Good, good.
Wonderful, wonderful.
Back to square one.
And this uses that,
what camera do I have?
I have nothing for this as well.
We're going to have to buy a gun we're going to have to buy a gun
Three ramsticks not by ram you cannot buy ram but what a gift what a joy what a gift for the joy
way. These are important. We need to get cyclones. Anytime we see cyclones, we got to grab them.
You're like you.
Um, PKO6, we have any grips, we have any grips, you can buy a grip.
and so far away.
Now I suck dick for a living.
Hello.
That's where we're at.
Hello.
Oh, even, man, Chad, do you think at any time this week we'll be in the right?
Shit! I'm out of everything!
What happened to everything?
Let me grab this.
Wonderful. There's that and then I'm going to go here.
Give me this. I am poor.
Wonderful. 7, 8, 4, 4, 9.
I don't even know if I have ammo for this that I just bought.
If I don't I'm really sad
Three oh eight can you buy three away from anywhere?
Yes, you can whoo, I was sucked
All right, wonderful don't need that
God forbid, we don't bring heavy bleed stoppers.
We're going to get 94 heavy bleeds this way.
Let's go ahead and bring a couple of these.
All right.
Our kit looks like absolute Shiza.
Do I need to go to the woods to think about this?
What am I going to woods for?
Sturman?
I don't need to go to woods.
I built all of this.
I don't even need to go there.
kill me. It's too early. I did all that for absolutely nothing. We got to use the AK-74
you. We're going to customs. We're going to the O. Kessie.
Did all that for nothing.
Let me grab some mags.
I lose my other. Oh, I lost my other AK yesterday.
Shits. Shits.
Oh, yeah, we're gonna have a mag of every con, boys.
What's in this?
PTP, BP, PTP.
BP, BP, PTP, BP, PTP, BP.
Nananananana, nanananana, nananananana.
Wonderful.
And then we go a little.
Wonderful and then we go with a little shot.
Give me this.
Wonderful.
All right.
I want a customs.
I want a customs.
And then we'll go and do the kills on customs.
I need a shit time need another one of dorms as well. All right
Oh
No, we're not good on water, but that's part of the quest that we're doing.
We have to get zeroed out on our water.
Have we found out our our allergies yet? No, we haven't we haven't we've not figured that out yet
No
Yeah, I know bro. I'm gonna be allergic to some fucking like mule or OBD2. I know. I
know. I'm just waiting for the bad information.
You're allergic to all drinks.
Oh my gosh.
Why was what I do find out?
I can't use those items without like getting fucked up.
Too early for this.
Too early for this.
Too early for this.
You want to feed him?
Do I sleep? Not very often. I do not sleep very often.
started 9 a.m. That's why we up so early.
Who was your head, what do you know?
I love you a long time, I love you a long time, me.
Where the hell am I going?
I think I just remembered I didn't bring tank killers again.
You know, I'll tell ya, I've never forgot painkillers more than this wipe, and I don't know why.
I don't know why I refuse to bring painkillers.
I'll stop it, Craig.
We need both AK-74 and we got some gear boys here
Thank you, Lass.
Nice
Ready to call her?
That sounds like he's coming over here.
Sounds like Mr. SR-25 is going to run over here any second now.
Thank you Paco, watch out.
Maybe, is it?
BMR, yeah, I start 25.
You probably think of the SRQN maybe?
to the goons.
Grab this, I already did this.
I
Already did that most bell so didn't bring green flare Chaisa
I
Do it over here
He's up in the scaffolding I'm creeping I'm creeping on him
I'll see you.
How's scraping, you ought to put your fluff up and down.
No.
Is he in the other room?
No way, right
I'm in a... this is sandwich.
There's a lot of people everywhere.
But I have a little bit of patience here.
still here
What's that noise, bro?
the hell is happening
Yeah, sounds good.
Just a flashlight from hell, bro.
Just an absolute flashlight from hell.
see absolute dick in balls when I swing the corner. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Love that. 200
hours and just the best player that's ever existed. Patient until I was it. Yeah.
Ahhhh!
Well, it'll happen, it'll happen.
Damn!
I know, I had the audacity to think that it was a good idea to swing a fucking corner.
I mean, how crazy am I? How crazy am I?
I should have known that this guy would have had a flashlight that embodied Jesus himself
and it's light and it's intensity. I should have known. I should have known. I should have known.
I moved. You know, I broke the cardinal roll of Escape from Tarkov. You never move your feet.
Stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
I just buy a deck that one.
I'll own with this compressor.
What?
What?
Can I buy a cobra?
I can.
Look at that.
Can I buy this?
I can.
Look at that.
All righty. Now what sites do we have?
What you know?
Haven't done it's raining.
Nice.
Beautiful.
only problem is we're going to bring all this gear and we're going to have no ammo to shoot
it's the worst part about all this we're going to bring all this gear and our ammo is going
to suck absolute Johnson 17 20 28 13 oh I didn't even realize we unlocked PS it's okay
It's still hot dog water, but you know, it's better than anything.
It actually might be one of the best rounds we can buy right now.
We need to bring, we need to put a flashlight on this bitch for sure.
When you put the flashlight on these, when you put the flashlight on these, up, let me
I'm gonna grab a granade
mmm
give me those
uhhhh
Do that for now eat we're not gonna drink
Chat do we so let me ask you this once we finish this quest can we drink?
I think you guys have already answered that but I haven't gotten like a definite answer
Can we drink once we finish this quest?
Yeah, you can. Okay, cool. Alrighty. Alright, we'll do this at the start of the race. We
don't have to keep doing it. Also bring some food as well. I'm just gonna do AK. AK kills.
we'll do the multi-letter. Oh thank you baby. Hey you too. Got a little sausage biscuit.
I didn't put a flashlight on it. Well, it is.
Touch eating again? What a surprise. It's breakfast time!
Ahhhh! Why's that to me?
I have to back out. I didn't put a grip on my gun.
I think it was we're good.
You should quote Peter some more.
You should be retarded enough to be upset about it.
It's almost like we play every day together, man.
Isn't that a fucking crazy idea?
What a lot to win.
What a lot to win.
Bum bum bum bum.
You
Hmm
Good morning, Anthony.
How do I deal with the copyright stuff?
Well, we sacrifice the ad rev on YouTube so that YouTube can get the same experience as
everybody else.
So every day when I end stream, I get copyrighted.
I fold up the piece of paper and I put it in my back pocket.
All I ask in return is for you to like the strain.
Yo Typo, David at 500 bits, did you see the clip of Peanut calling out the neck beard
having guy with eating dino nuggets in his mom's basement who was d-dossing him after he played
Left 4 Dead 2. I chuckled knowing you eat dino chicken nuggets on your salad. Thanks for the
content. Type other even the 500 bits. Hello, bastard. Don't bring dino chicken nuggets into this.
Damn it. That's sniper. Thank you so much for the five gifted, baby.
And I can fail.
Bum bum bum bum.
Haha, a garbage.
No, YouTube's up.
I remember guys, the drops are starting at 9am on Twitch, so if you guys are on YouTube
or take, I would open up a second tab for the drops on Twitch.
I'm here no more.
Am I going to try out Gears of War?
Yeah, I planned on it.
I'm playing some Gears with Nick.
Oh, the battle pass.
That's how I got the bloody face.
Who can it be now?
I saw that they weren't going to release PVP on or they weren't going to push PVP on the
release of Gears and then they got torched by their community so now they're going to
release it.
I find funny.
You're going to record War Dogs this weekend.
I'm gonna be honest with you, ma'am.
And I mean this with all disrespect towards War Dogs,
because, you know, I am part of like the playtest stuff,
but obviously I haven't played it at all yet.
Listen, man, they're treating the game
like it's gonna be the greatest game of all time.
Like it has been and it is,
I have never in my life seen a game more vocal
about the game and more inviting two people to play it,
but with more restrictions on it
than literally anything ever.
I'm just listen man. I'm at the same point with like GTA, bro. I can only say excited for so long. I
Really don't give a shit anymore
With all due respect, of course, I could give a rat's fucking ass now
Whenever it's fully released and I can play it in whatever I'll play it, but you can play it
but you can't post it, but you can record it, but only for a later date!
Nah, uh, fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Too much. Too much. You're doing too much. You're doing too much.
Can I play it or can I not play it?
Can I play it? I will play it. Can I not play it? I will not play it.
You can play but you can't stream it. See that's that's where we're different, you know.
Where I'm different maybe. I don't want to play anything if I can't play it in front
of y'all. I mean y'all some bitch pusses but you know that's the whole point of streaming.
experiencing things for the first time with your homies. Like I don't want to go and experience
the game. Like...
Oh, thanks.
of
I thought this was going to be a player, did they make this to where you can't wallbang
any more? I don't have anything, I hit him.
It's not even on some like, you know, cringy shit, like, ah, it's against the world.
It's not even on that, bro.
It's just like, that's the whole point of streaming.
You know, I don't play Skyrim to know everything about Skyrim to then stream Skyrim to be like, oh my gosh guys
There's something I already know about let me make a excited reaction like that makes no sense
Maybe if I was like a youtuber it makes sense, but as a streamer like
Zero water I know, it's part of the quest I'm doing.
the state of mental health
it's too much and
don't get the game much upstream
game a little bit
typically when i'm playing upstream i'm playing uh...
league
nice
You do have an extract that's pretty close.
I think with this code.
I don't know if this is the one that...
I don't know if that's the code for the boat or the code for
the little light room.
We're gonna sit here until we uh...
we get our task.
Five minutes, right?
Five minutes
It works for both cool
Yeah, make sure you guys leak your Tarkov account to your twitch accounts you're ready for the for the drought
9am 30 minutes 30 minutes till drop time 30 minutes 30 minutes till we drop in boys
I don't want to roam while we have this debuff because I don't want to be grunting as I'm walking through customs.
Did you imagine you're just in a room looting some beans and you're here?
All right, we're done nice
No, we still don't know what I'm allergic to juice check are we allergic to Grahams?
Boys we are 100% going to be allergic to crucial items. I know it bro. There's no way.
There's no way. I know for a fact I'm gonna be allergic to fucking Zagustin or some other
bullshit. I know it to be true. I know it to be true. It's what's gonna happen. I know
it man I know it at this point I'm pretty sure I have eat and drank
I'm feeling crisp this morning.
I've ate and drank literally everything, bro.
I know I'm gonna be allergic to something I need.
I know it. Continue looting this area, we can leave right off the side of it.
I know I'm, I'm, dude, I have to be allergic to it, importance to them, I have to be.
There's no way I'm not at this point.
I haven't tried vodka now.
Gonna grab a good thing, built a bag.
Yeah, half of me is thinking like, I mean there's a chance, I don't know bro.
Knowing my luck, I'm over here laughing at Lemon being allergic to water and he is going
to have somehow the upper hand because I'm going to get allergic to some bullshit.
Who can it be now, from an old man and a one-oh-three?
I don't think one-oh-three is important.
I mean, hopefully, hopefully I'm allergic to like jerky jerky croutons.
That wouldn't be bad.
and we got the whole damn shotgun build right here that's for a quest isn't it
oh I can only have one
Oh, I could have done the armor sideways, you guys gotta remember bro, it's early, I'm
waking up, give me a break, give me a break, I'm waking up B-Dope.
I already work on higher-rail network lag right now. It's maximum lag
It's almost 2 p.m. I know communist I know communist time
Brackers oh shit it's a player
and
most across
Where'd he go?
Where'd that guy go?
He has to come over here. No way he doesn't.
I want to see, can I leave here even though I spawned here, or have to go?
I can look at that that's good enough oh and the quest item on the walkout sure
Oh, thank you.
Meta Nass.
That's a wheat roll.
Alright, we should only have like one more kill left.
Fuck yeah.
I'm gonna kill you.
Better now.
Better now.
Better now.
Yeah, I should tell a question.
I'm totally nuts.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
All right, let's turn this in we got this quest done bang
We got this quest done bang what the fuck was the other quest I got that I even look
Who can it be now
Who can it be now we got this question bang
We got this quest
Not done, but we just got to pick me away.
Oh, what was that?
Nice.
Holy shitballs.
303 and gas station storage key.
How do I get those is there a trade I can do for those or no for my hose that oh
Baby we got fucking paid
I
Thanks for singing the happy birthday wish me a good recovery for my surgery you peanut are good man
I appreciate you, bro. Hope you're feeling better. Hope you're doing better, bro
Listen, I will say peanut is terrible at relaying information, okay?
I didn't know if you were injured, if you were recovering from injury, or if it was
your birthday.
So I just went for the happiest one, you know?
I went for the best one.
I didn't know.
I didn't know, boss. I didn't know.
Locate the UN truck, MRE package. This is an easy one.
I should be able to buy the MREs, right?
Yeah. Oh my mother Joseph.
Well, RIP money. I need them.
What quest was that? Who was that for? I already forgot.
I need four more kills of the AK-74U. We're gonna go knock that out before we do anything.
Who's that for?
There you are.
We want more MRE and we need to mark you in truck.
Okay, is there anything else I'm custom so we can do?
Yeah, yeah.
What is this?
This is a key room.
What is that?
It's the red key, right, big red?
I need one more in dorms as well.
What key is that called?
Does anyone remember?
I don't think I have it.
Director's office.
Yeah, I don't got that.
can't buy it. Got trade for it? Director's office, gold chains, we can. Oh my 70,000.
Ew. Walsh. Are you fucking kidding me? Because everyone's stuck on this quest.
Everybody's stuck on this quest. That's why it's so expensive
Wait, does that mean hoses are expensive? Oh, baby. Where to hose that hold on abuse the market for a second here
Our don't we don't we need hoses at some point though? How many hoses are we gonna need? I
I
Don't care about the hideout
We'll find that we'll find them later I
I can only put one up because I am so broke I can't afford to put multiple up. Are you fucking me?
Hold on
We're making a couple mill real quick fuck this shit. I'm tired of being broke a a run. I'm tired of being broke
up look at that look at that cheapest hose on the market cheapest hose call me
pimp hutch oh get your hose today bang
or anything else I can sell on a market that people want no scrubs easy
48,000 for some or some some bolts or they want thousand for some nuts wonderful eat
Eat up! Eat up! Eat up, bitches!
Alright, four more kills.
Wait, we gotta go buy this.
The whole reason why we're doing this?
That's friendship that you haven't read me!
Oh you deaf! You suck the bitches!
I know some of you motherfuckers just did the trade!
Bastards!
Where is I'll bring a hot rod I'll be good
Oh, we need Alice Splint.
I'm talking to you.
Oh!
All right, four kills.
One kill inside of the dorms.
Graphics courts, graphics courts.
Mullet check, check it out.
Check it out. How's it looking?
Watch it move. Watch it move.
It's incredible, isn't it?
It's incredible. I know it is.
I know would you would you waterfall a bush latte off this mullet I think you would
I can't get no love from me.
I suggest I have a best friend tried.
Remember, Chattisphere, kick, YouTube.
Make sure to open up the Twitch stream so you all can get the drops today, boys.
Drops are starting in about 10 minutes.
ten minutes ten minutes
that you had a red me
It's a great song. I don't care what you say. I don't care what you say. That's a great song.
Let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, I'm tired boss, wake up!
What do you mean you're tired?
Don't get tired. We got to go to work. We got to keep running.
You think you're tired now? As you would it was like being a Vietnam.
They had to eat centipedes just to survive.
Thank you, no tire.
They were taking myth and fit of me to stay awake.
They were doing crack.
It's actually true, it is true, they used to put them in altuitens, up on that shit,
you mentally preferred.
I like to do the same thing just so I feel like I was there a little bit, you know what I'm saying
Now Rams not as much money anymore
What
brother brother brother there's a guy rotating game Nikita Nikita oh my now
I'm not gonna be the first one in there and I'm gonna die and I'm gonna be pissed
I'm potentially gonna say slur I'm gonna let everyone know it is not my fault for
what I am about to say any lay down
They're going for it. Lock him.
Close the door!
I'm talking to you.
shit
No one's on no one's on no one's on there by relax
Everybody take a chill pill
Everybody relax, everybody relax.
Yes sir.
Serve me!
You're the hell did you just call me!
full, calm and collected. Can't freak out. Yes, they locked it.
Oh my gosh. What the hell? Hey, I ate that in real life.
What the hell was that?
Now I'd be fucked up if they made me allergic to chocolate.
I...
Player.
Oh somebody killed that guy
Allergy check take five chocolate
How'd you check chocolate?
Nothing!
What the hell?
Ooh, where was...
Ooh, where was I?
Ooh, Willers. Ooh, with a lot of money.
Booby!
Allergy check. Beer.
Bottoms up.
Nothing!
Bro, I'm telling you.
Guys, guys, I'm telling you right now, it's going to be stems.
I know it.
For a fact, for an absolute fact, I know it's going to be SJ6, it's going to be Trimadu,
it's going to be everything important to me, it's going to be all of it.
I know it.
I know it to be the case, I know it to be the case.
I know it.
You got Vaseline?
Well to be honest,
getting Vaseline is the best thing possible.
Vaseline's fucking useless. She's Ibuprofen anyways.
Now, if you're allergic to Vaseline and Ibuprofen, it might be time to jump.
Fucking shit.
I'm not gonna put that on
You got proper tall is one of yours he ease bro have the lows
Chat drops are officially live Japs are fishing in lab
I
Deal daily reward. Thank you guys
I'm also laying. Oh, I'm so land. Don't worry. I'll get the I can actually go like this
And go like this there we go
Save our ears. We're gonna be hearing a lot of that
Nooooooooooo!
Oh, it's a bug shot!
It's a bug shot, bro!
The shot got under the stairs!
Well, at least, at least we finished the quest.
At least we finished the quest.
At least we finished the quest.
Oh, dude, no! Helmets don't matter, bro.
I'm wearing a bastion.
Helmets don't matter.
Helmets don't matter.
I'm the unluckiest man alive. That's what I believe.
I'm the unluckiest man alive. I don't get it. Whatever.
Fuck the lucky perk.
Let me scout with an AKM series weapon on shoreline.
Fuck.
Thank you guys so much for the subs. Enjoy the drops. Let me know what you all get.
All right, um, what is we have that's yeah, we're we want to go to shoreline anyways for that marker
You can get a couple quests done in akm akl
So I want to be lit pick a venue
Oh, I can't put that on. Can we put up and then no way a bastion is available.
Oh, wowzers, it is wonderful.
But down to electric avenue.
We gonna go down to electric avenue.
What about this?
What kind this like I wish I could oh I can I can literally see it by the green
thing I'm dumb I can do this one I was literally just about to say I wish I
could see what I could buy but I can't see
Oh
Hey
Hello, I'm on stream and they can hear you
I won't jump on these flares. Um, yo, dude, I I'm not sure on the big screen right now
I thought you're supposed to be good at this game
I'm not okay woman. I'm not okay. I'm not okay. I'm not okay. What's up? Okay. Have a good
time at Pilates. I love you too. I love you too. Listen. Lock in. Lock in. I will have
I will not have slander no more. Lock in, lock in. Lock in!
I'm putting on my best gear I've lost everything I have no best gear left
Do I have any armor?
oh my god
tsunami is hitting Japan
Not my fault!
Not my fault!
Unrelated!
Unrelated!
Unrelated!
Unrelated!
Not my fault! Unrelated!
Not by beefy? No.
What can I buy?
FMJ? Kill me.
Kill me please.
Kill me.
That's it?
Oh...
Oh, not good. Not good. Not good. It is what it is. It is what it is. Get all the ammo.
Get all the ammo!
All right.
right. We need water. We need hot rod. You drink a little bit of water and we're good
to go. We're tapping. We're tapping. We ain't shooting full auto. Tap out of the ski. I'm
wearing a shroud mask. I'm locking in on a whole another level. What you're about to
see do not try to do at home. Take down. Let's go. That should be good. Let's go. Let's go.
Lock it. Lock it. Lock it.
Officer, what?
Bass?
Get in the net, the officer, this last raid and then we can join as one.
We make baby.
We make baby, or Nitha make my sister.
Tell him one more.
Yes, again, YouTube and kick, drops are live on twilts.
Chad, is it regular drops or is it only, is it, was that Ninja?
Yes, that was Tyler, my lover.
Um, is it only five gifted for the drops or is regular drops on as well?
Oh, it's paid and normal.
Oh, bro, y'all need to get in here ASAP.
Make sure you link your account, claim all the drops.
Money on hot money on hot.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm bringing my best shit.
I don't know what you get for the pay drops.
That's a, that's a chat question.
Touch vs. Ninja on Halo, guys, he would, he would take me.
He would take me and make sweet love to me and there wouldn't be anything I could do
about it other than enjoy it say thank you and that's about it there's no way i mean he got that dad
strength now too you know i'm pretty sure he i mean he's in flow state
You just have to link the link link your stuff on on twitch
There's like a little little chest at the top of the screen you click the chest and
you breast claim
Who can it be working at my door?
Oh, hey, don't come here no more.
come on boys come on boys no more deaths no more deaths I'm locking in I cannot
believe that scab killed me bro I actually can't believe that that happened
just a bug shot to the Jawski oh kill me
Mental health. Let's go. I'm gonna be honest, we're wearing a great armor as long as they
don't shoot me instantly in the nostrils. I should be okay. That is a tall ask. That
is a very tall ass. Lucky me. Lucky me. We got the worst spawn of the game. Lucky me.
We got where the hell am I? We're going to the resort.
Well, not for what we need. We got to go mark the bull is across the map, but we'll go loot all
of resort and then get the people who come in there and then we'll go over there
which could actually work perfect because hopefully there's a shit ton of
Scabos that come over here.
Who can it be now?
Yeah, I appreciate all the gifted man. I hope you guys have the luckiest of drops
Come in. I'm too fat. Thank you.
You have a day, sixty-one hundred shmackles.
I think someone just ran in here from, uh,
I'm mad at them potentially.
to be honest with you.
A very nice.
I would put you in my butt.
Thank you
This guy is
Light
Where's light is that?
Bear?
There's someone down below.
So we got one, he walked in for free, that doesn't make any sense.
Maybe he's who I heard.
So let me re-enact this Noah, Jacob.
I was about right here.
Take a little small peek, take a little small peek, basically, what happened?
Weird time to turn on the stream.
Welcome in.
Welcome in.
Welcome in.
It's good to have you.
Yeah, we are, to be honest, we're burning time, boys, we are burning time until we make
our track across the map and try and mark this, John.
Red key card, boom!
Damn it!
There's a red key card still spawned there, does anyone know?
still possible. I've been playing this game for five years and thousands of
hours. I've never seen it. There's a quest item. Not a quest item, but a
mechanic build on them, so I guess a quest item.
all right we know something's over here boys lock in oh my god
Oh, we found out what was over there.
Yo, I kind of want your flashlight, big dog, because is that possible?
May I have?
May I have?
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
A mustache.
And a quest item.
Fuck yeah.
I'm taking off the shroud mask, I know, should be illegal.
But I have to.
No!
Pass.
Thank you.
Make a product evened it's
Uh never done these jobs before no, I think all you had to do is make sure you like your twitch account your talk off account
don't you still got me don't you still got me think you're talking about your
twitch account and then whatever it says to do do that and you're good
Shampoo.
Very nice.
Yeah, I believe there's the five gifted one and then there's the just one.
Yeah, I believe there's there's the five gifted one and then there's the just watch the stream and you get drops as well one I
Think they are both on right now if I've understood what you're saying correctly
bottom here where you going
this is so beautiful
S
I don't need that hat no I already got that
Check the big loot spot up here, and then we go do our other quest.
Ooh, that is nice, that is nice.
Anything else, negatory, go bust our quest out, gentlemen.
All right, so we gotta go march across the map.
Gotta go march across the map.
And we have to mark the whatever the hell
at the Houshima College.
And then after we do that, we leave.
Of course, bro, oh, and the syringe, okay, hold on, we got options to two quests done
right now if we live.
Do we come back and do the other question?
I think this might be a come back angle.
I think we do.
We got to watch him calling it a Hoosie Doosie.
There's a fucking rat in the bushes, boys.
There is a player sitting on the rocks waiting to clap my booty cheeks for going to the car.
I'm not too sure what the item is I don't know if it's random or if it's I'm not too
sure chat who's gifted the five what is it oh it's like a booster so you you you don't
have to watch the stream for x amount of hours you just instantly get it.
Got it, that's cool.
Officer got kifted? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He'll be still sitting over there, I guarantee you he is, that little bitch.
I don't know if I'm going to tell them in this, but I watched that bird documentary a
little bit last night.
It's kind of fire.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to stay here and lie to y'all.
It was kind of good.
I didn't hate it.
I haven't even got into the main spot.
You know what's funny too?
Is right whenever I opened it up,
the first comment was Lemon sent me.
I screenshotted it and sent it to him this morning.
It's tracktitism a little bit.
What was funny about it for me is,
is that how serious people take it.
But there was this guy on the documentary,
he was like, I'm the seven time winner,
bird tracker of the year.
I was just giggling at myself.
I was watching like I'm a winner.
All I do is win.
I start, I want to be a part of things.
I just got to win them.
You talk about chickens.
You talk about Norwegian hawk owls.
Starting the quest, we're going right back in.
What do we do what do we do what do we do what do we do what do we do we did
Let's see yeah boom easy and then yeah baby bang bang all right wonderful
Let's dump, eat, and go.
New armor, sick.
Let me drop that off.
Boop boop.
Cool.
Cool.
Eatin' drank and we're in there.
Boom Shackalaka.
All right, wonderful.
Got all that, we're all good, let's go back in.
Mr. Fuck!
Is he ready right now?
Is he waiting for me?
Calling.
Tell him I call his phone.
I call his phone.
I want to see him shirtless.
He's gonna leave me behind.
I do I am doing so tired
To be the responsible one touch
We're like lives in a family
Remember those you remember
It's been locked in bro. I've been locked in we got to catch you up word
Yeah, I know that's easy. That's easy. Easy peasy, bro. Easy peasy. Where do you need to go? You need to go to customs?
Prop honestly, I would like to get Yeager's note out of the way. Oh
So I can unlock him and then really I mean I have I have shoreline test
So if you want to run shoreline for your stuff, I could start
One I don't think you have it unlocked yet. Oh
Yeah, I fucking hate that food. I know it's so bad. What do you need on your what do you need to do?
Oh for tour I gotta go to woods anyway
Well, we go to woods then yeah, I gotta go eliminate scabs the use at camp scab camp sawmill
I can do that perfect
Beautiful let me
Let me put up all this
Let me grab this, put up the backpack, boom, let me put that on.
What gun do I use?
I don't know.
I mean, we could go SR-25, but is that a waste?
It's woods.
I hate woods.
All my homies hate woods.
What do y'all think?
I mean, I guess I could go tack tack 30.
I go tack 30 SR 25 almost.
It doesn't sound terrible.
where is where is the Lube that Lubee hanged douche what you been up to you've been busy
Yeah, well my girlfriend decided she wanted to take the electric skateboard out yesterday is why I hopped up
she comes down here and
It's like every other time she goes out on any type of skateboard rollerblades whatever crazy shit
She's doing she comes down covered in cuts and wounds. She's bleeding all over the place
She eats shit every time she does shit like that, but she just keeps doing it
She just keeps doing it. You know what they say it got it something got a change, you know, I'm saying I mean
Maybe she says I ain't no bitch every time it happens respect
Respect a real one respect. Yeah
Respect just scary lady
Really scary you really scary
man all right cool I'm like actually excited to play tar cop again it's
kind of crazy isn't it wild I'm waking up like all right I'm playing some tar
cop and I'm not telling my wife I might not see her later yeah exactly it's an
incredible thing it's a good thing I need headshots and I need to shoot
scabs and their limbs. All right. I also just need scab kills in general as well.
Sounds good. Sounds good. Oh, I'm gonna bring that shmah and sunglasses. Actually, I think I'm
gonna go with the Marlin again. Might be easier with this because I can just bop bop bop done.
I'm gonna do that. I
vendor not vendor I
Sold so much on the auction house because I just got tired of being poor
Well, I regret it most likely but I didn't do it. What did you get at the end of day one?
All right, so
That you want to know what happened like actually happened. So we started saying with P this little
So, cocksucker decides, you know what, I'm not going to bring any of my good loot.
I'm going to have Hodge bring all of his good loot and while he's doing that, I'm going
to do nothing but pistol runs.
And I'm not exaggerating.
The very millisecond.
The very millisecond.
I lost literally everything.
I heard, all right, I'm warmed up, first kid of the day.
I'm not kidding you.
I've never wanted to kill a peanut so bad in my life.
So that's how I lost all my starting gear.
So then I redeemed all the codes.
I redeemed all the codes so that maybe just maybe I could fight back.
I could crawl my way out of debt to the banks.
Yeah.
Lost all that as well.
Perfect.
And then.
Perfect.
I started like having a little bit of luck and then the, the, the sniper
quests happened and then he started bringing out snipers no helmet no headphones no armor
so basically he's a piece of shit that's what i'm getting at
yep yep some things never change but they're hot something they never change if years go by
some things stay the same mm-hmm and that's one of them yep sure is that's some of a bitch
Also, still have no idea what I'm allergic to.
Yeah, I feel like if you don't have the like regular use things that we use all the time,
it's going to take a while to figure out and it will come at the worst time.
I guarantee it.
That's what I'm afraid of.
It's going to be an ETG.
It's going to be an SJ6.
It's going to be an OBD2.
It's going to be Trividal.
I mean, I, I just know that there is in no way a good outcome from this, from this happening
right now.
That's right.
It'd be sick if you'd be allergic to Abdabalos, like that would be ideal.
I would love that.
Abdabalos but not OBD2, OBD2 would be terrible.
Yeah.
That would suck.
Give me one second.
Chad, thank you guys all everybody for the gift is I mean, I'm a try and catch up to this, but there is a lot
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Hafe, Big Fast, Teague, Nag, Sky, Kizmo, Anonymous, Deathcat, Trap, Adam, thank you guys all,
I missed you, I love you, thank you so much, enjoy the drops, enjoy the drops, enjoy the
drops, enjoy the drops.
Let's do this thing.
Alright, let's do it.
So we need to go Jager's note and then we'll go to the camp.
Yop, yop, yop.
Alrighty.
What a joy.
You know, I've never in my life thought I'd be a person to forget PKs as much as I forget PKs in this wipe.
I don't know if it's just because it's been a long time since I've played or I just enjoy
Sand in my butthole. I don't know
My issue is that
When they had the horrible effect for old star I stopped using them and now my brain is like
Hardwired to use but not you
About right
All right, she is right down there I will cover you with my plan
I'm running!
Did you uh, I saw you play with um, with Summit?
Back when yeah, I thought I got my start all right. I meant like this is this this white. Oh, no
No, he's on his
Going through a chemistry card
Yeah, he's
Just he's a CSGO gamer now, and that's it
He's got screams all day be inch grimities crack and if you he's something is very obsessive with his games
He plays a game, he obsesses over it, he uber locks in, and he doesn't play anything else until he either hates the game he's playing or he quits.
Yep, yep.
And, uh, Out of Strike is one of those where he's been playing it for so long, I don't see that obsession slowing down anytime soon.
Especially now that he's actually getting disgusting at it.
Hey, man, it's crazy that man is crazy. Hey, bro, it's like I look at his thoughts
Players for sure down here. Oh
Yes, you want there's a scab they're on the backside opposite side of us
So scab go after one
Like that crawl through spot
Looking at it
They might have went in the back side already, all right.
I hear one.
Yep.
Yeah, just heard one lay down maybe.
I'm a nade back there.
Yeah.
moving around. That's that PK's at the shop. I guess I could pop my Propatol
that's a fucking waste that I have.
Let me see if I can.
I see one of the dead scavs over there.
I think they're on the outside now, maybe.
Yeah.
They just kept rotating.
I can't believe they walked out.
It's like she scabs on a ribbon and then just dip.
That's a weird.
I mean maybe in his scav goes probably yeah
No, I'm not allergic to Profita I just don't want to burn it
Well, we went from being the ones who are holding to being the ones being held, always
Always a joy
Weird
Hmm. Alrighty, I mean you want to swing out and just try and go wide that's you
Wish I could find it. Did you find any PKs by chance?
Yeah, it looks like they didn't even come in here. They shot them from the outside and kept them in here.
My shot. Just trying to get a PK.
Did you just get him?
Uh, yeah, sorry, I was thought I was immune. I'm just trying to get a PK out of this box.
Oh, don't worry, I didn't get a PK, but I got soap. We're locked in.
Hell yeah, fuck yeah.
I said we go up there now while they're shooting.
All right.
I have an AUG.
Ooh.
You item.
I'm gonna have to pop this.
A model airplane.
Nice.
I'm just sure I'm gonna be up on this hill.
All right, time to react.
Banging
Another dead Skype right behind the bush and of course I popped the Propital.
I don't get shot. Now I'm not going to have to be careful when I do get shot.
Oh, long line.
Where in the hell did they go?
I don't think you may have just kept trucking.
Yeah.
Coming up.
Those shots were on by like the face of Sniper Hill.
That guy's dead.
Player dead.
Good work.
I
He's in the middle of the road just sitting there doing nothing. Good luck. I
Hate this game. I hate this game. What the fuck?
How can this guy?
Pop a knee in the middle of the open and it be the correct play that is the most insane thing
I
Can't even see a brother fuck
In the middle of the road and one taps me I gave it with an impact
We're running around woods with an impact. Oh my dude was in the middle of the road on a knee
Just chillin and that's how I died one bullet BS
to the dumb ski. Oh my god.
Sick.
All right.
What's the running impacts?
Oh no, Vag 25. That's crazy.
That's crazy.
He landed that bitch on your noggin.
Right on the old dumb ski.
Gee, geez, I suppose.
Well, RIP, the SR 25.
RIP.
And then we take it. Hi, uh, I
Have no place in this but I think I have some extra place. I might be able to do something here
Why the rebar helmet in the headphones
Out in the streets
Mean to maybe I swung out too far, but it's like bruh
Yeah, dude, I'm wearing a level five front plate. Can you fucking shoot it? Maybe can can a bullet not go to my face
And what's that get higher
See we're right back to where we were where we just don't really got the ammo
would be a big deal, but we have to go to all gas woods.
We just go in P nine screw it. Whatever. Morning time seeing the fellas that have never seen
a naked woman in their lives. Never, bro. Never, dude. Just absolute. Bro, we had a we
had a guy yesterday. We're on shoreline. This dude swung the corner like he was on the just
on stage bro like his whole life his whole his whole life revolves around people thinking
he's gonna talk off flashlight on and just bodies my pussy I mean get now I didn't stand
a chance and he dared to say Gigi's after I wanted to bang him we had an even we had
a funnier one. Pee got swung by a guy. He's, uh, we're on customs. Dude goes, what did
he say, chat? He said something like, do you know who I am? He was like, no. No, he said,
you don't even follow me on Twitch. He goes, who the hell are you? He goes, Oh, you're
gonna know swings P and just shits out of flashlight on ping max and obviously
obviously people went over there and they were a little upset at them and
then he was like how do I deserve this how is this happening like hitting him
with a one-liner that the bungulators weren't gonna lose their minds you just
Don't do that. Don't do that. That's not the play ever
No, no
I'm playing with the guy and the bungulators go for the jugular. Yep. Yeah
Me grab some water and I'm good to go oh
I forgot you need that Yeagers know that that sucks
Yeah, that does suck. What else do you need for guide?
Oh for tour I have to right now I got to survive an extract from woods or visit it three times and then
kill three targets without shared so even if you kill them it counts all right cool
cool cool cool we'll be done before you know it
grab this and then we grab some ammo and i'm gonna rock and believe me leaving was the last thing i
I wanted to do yesterday.
I was like, God damn it.
I'm going to fall behind.
It's going to be a pain in the ass.
Like it's the worst time to have shit pop up.
It's all it is.
I would always go.
You're like, I'm not going to leave this computer.
I'm going to lock in.
Oh, never mind.
What? Who needs me?
OK. Yep.
Everybody in the world.
Oh, all right.
I got to save the world from hunger.
Got it.
On my way.
Okay.
PKs?
Oh my God.
Good work.
Do we back out?
I don't know.
You can if you want.
I might be gay.
Yeah, I probably should.
I'm going to get shot in my legs.
Anytime I'm not utterly prepared for absolutely everything, the one thing I didn't prepare
for happens.
If Hutch didn't eat, the world would be hungry.
Okay.
Alrighty.
Alrighty.
Yo, God, thank you so much for the 25 gifted big dog.
I appreciate you, man.
Thank you everybody for the five giftings as well.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I appreciate you.
Somebody said if Hutch quit eating, we'd solve world hunger.
I just saw the same message
and you can tell that guy fuck you as well.
Fuck you as well.
You son of a bitch
Any tips for a not sure ultra I'd rather be called that
For tips for anyone starting out.
Beautiful operations.
I'm pinned that shit DJ you psychopath.
I heard that Hutchers banned from all the local all you get eat joints.
No, that is not true.
That is not true at all.
That is not true.
Good fat pressure home!
I think the only cheater and chat will call me crazy, but I'm not crazy.
The only cheater I think I've ran into this wife was the literal first rate of the wipe,
a guy with an MP5 who with an MP5 with PST rounds cleared out the the
what's it called the black division on interchange with an MP5 and then
and then he and officer is going to be completely different
hell yeah hell yeah I was just answering a question about the cheating problem in the game and I said I had to run into any other than the one on
the first grade you remember that guy at the MP5 that instant killed me and you
yeah I still think that guy was bullshit because even after playing all these days
in a row I have yet to die like that from anybody but that guy was unbelievable
yes he had like 200 hours 200 hours and I was swinging on a server I was
We were literally in Colombian servers, so he was half a second behind us, and still instant-tapped us both.
That's really the only guy I ran into where I felt that way.
Yup.
Oh my poor little tinny legs.
Hey, don't worry man, at least we have Lucky.
We're going to bleed out of our butthole every time we get a heavy bleed, but guess
what?
We have Lucky thanks to Peanut.
Right, right.
A little piece of shit.
I wish it would like pop up and tell you when you get something that's affected by that
modifier.
That would be nice.
That would be like if it's worth it or not because it's like is it because I'm lucky or is it just this great happens to
Lucky I was gonna say something and shit on the key to but I really can't because he's made so many good updates for the
Seasonal yeah, but we did I did a quest yesterday
Typically you would have to mark nine different things and all you have to do is mark a singular one on customs
You know the quest where it's like you got to mark all those boxes inside the new buildings
Yeah. You only have to one mark one container now and it. Oh,
Linus. And it's a. Moser man. Moser man. Moser man. In the
bush right here in front of me. I'm not seeing him.
He's been that bush for sure. He's dead. He's dead. Nice job.
I said we leave him and head right back over to this area.
Another player inside of here.
Balls of man, take me by that hand and make you understand.
Sing it, Hutch, sing it.
Balls of man.
You think I just saw someone inside?
Yep, I saw it too.
He has a plan.
I'll go for a little something or something real quick.
Hopefully that lands in a good spot.
Stank was the worst grenade ever thrown, I think.
Right through a tube.
Dead?
No, the work.
Oh, fuck.
Right in the stand.
I'm just walking.
I'm walking in.
Oh, it's Groovy.
Groovy?
It's Groovy.
Got Shemote.
Not here to see anything else.
Cool.
I'll leave this here then.
I got Shemote.
Mm-mm.
And as you do I instantly find painkillers first thing I loot
Yeah, I need him. I don't know if that's 40 meters or not. Probably not.
Nah, he's not gonna let me get 40 meters. I'm just gonna tap him.
He tanked the heading.
Run away?
Yeah, I'm just gonna put him in an old clear.
What?
One bullet. Arm is gone.
to
to use the only thing I don't like
something else outside
outside, I'm over here
by the main entrance
to
And do some Swidge Arouski. I hate the spectroscope. Put the PKO6 on this. Put this on here.
Cool. All right these bags just broken. I had a door earlier today that every time I opened it
I tried to walk through it. It wasn't opened on my screen and it was pushing me backwards.
Perfect. It was beautiful.
I
Said someone in my chat yell don't use us bullets after he just saw me shooting a
MP9 using nine male PST
I don't think he understands the position I've been officer. I don't think he does
All right, there might be someone outside just saying no
I hear him. He's moving like he could have a brain. He doesn't.
Flank a brain. Yeah. Scab a brain.
At some point, I'm going to try and give these 40 meter shots, that's a moment.
I wanted to hear you, Dave.
One of these days.
I'm going to wake up every day and spot.
Onwards?
I am using a gun that shoots PST 9mm!
I promise!
The velocity is not what I'm worried about!
It is what it is!
Oh, now we're into hot rods.
Oh, cross that all the way.
Wow!
What's Grey do's?
Hey, we don't want you to know, we're following you like this!
Oh?
Oh.
Should've known he wasn't gonna keep running, so I get the 40 meters, should've known.
Of course not.
EST is the second best-side melamo.
There's no way that's true, right?
It would have to be...
Where we came from?
That's your audio?
Also, I have no arm.
I'm gonna put my arm on really quick.
Alright.
This is cream cart.
I got the mines extract.
Wow.
Wait, is PST a lot better round than I think? Am I stupid?
It's off second best either, it's third best behind red bullet and the silver bullet.
Sounds good.
Oh, I need the motor controls, that's what I need here as well. Where are those at?
One's in the truck and one's in the other one.
Violet truck down the way.
No, I'm gonna knock that out this way. It's sick.
It's such above me.
Where are you at? Are you in those areas right now?
No, the down by- ooh.
Oh, it's a scab.
Okay, we're good.
Oh, there's something in Cabin's third one right here, I believe
Shifting on the scab or player
That's a scam
Nice that quest is done very good very nice. Oh, yeah, it's in person
There's do exist this was looted
Yeah, I mean
And pop a PK and run across we grab that motor you do
Oh, you know I need to go plant those
Shmigma and Ray back glasses
Sounds good. I'll hold out over here where you're doing
he's like middle by the first red building
One leg, two leg, this has to be 40, right?
Should be.
I'm still trying to get another angle on him, give me two seconds, two seconds, two seconds,
I don't know if this is actually pouring up on that shot, let me go back just a little
bit.
Shot him again, he's pissed, I'm gonna be honest, if somebody shot me in my leg three
three times i'd be fucking livid
can't blame a god
i'm gonna put my arm back on again
you'll probably die of this dog
oh wait, this one's a wood pile?
That was on the doggie
I think it's cross
This is the stupidest ass man
You see yeah, where is this where is this? All right, that's done
Oh, Sturman. Okay, one of those shots counted for the legs and the head shot
counted. All right. Hell yeah. Nice. That's progress. Whoo-hoo!
Lucky me. Lucky me.
How many is it? Toss I still need. Nice. Probably a good time for me to get out of
here. I have three quests done if I get out. Four quests done. I get out.
Start moving over there. I'd say come to me, we'll grab my motor and then we'll leave.
You just stay in the woods. I'm inside the big cabin that you running up on me? Yeah, yeah.
Hey, we got this guy humping a log. He's really getting freaky with it.
Oh, I'm fucking dead, all right, sick, so fucking sick, fucking asshole, good work,
There is no way!
That is my luck, huh?
I just...
Like I'm used to anything, I'm the guy who dies from nowhere.
I just love...
Yeah, he's humping that log.
Pfft!
What an asshole, man.
And you know this guy's been sitting in the woods
probably watched me walk by
he's had his his
Gun pointed at my dome. I mean he's carrying a pack up. Oh
You know what he did he shed his gear
Just shoot and to kill you
you. Sick. West. Fuck yeah. Like a freak. Yeah. It's people. It's better than my bullets.
I don't know. All right. I'm gonna run grab motor controller and I leave. Do you have anything
you want to care about? Yeah, but I don't know how much you're gonna be able to. Yeah,
I brought a good kid. All right. Give me a moment here. I can feel a little bit more.
I can get this for sure, bang.
Drop this to another raid, bang.
This can go up here.
I'll drop this for now.
There's that.
Drink the rat cola.
Hopefully you're not allergic.
God, that'd be such a punishment.
I'll drink this milk as well.
Literally everybody at play was like, you die in the first ways possible, it's always
just some random shot from fucking nowhere that nobody sees coming.
It's never like one-on-one straight gun fights that I read.
We could all be standing in a circle here,
and I'm gonna be the one that gets shot in the head.
For Narnia, every time.
Yeah, I be here.
But you know what, if that's my lot in life,
and my squad is to survive, so be it, so be it.
I need to take the punishment.
I will take it.
Oh, dude, I'm sorry to laugh.
I know this guy was scaring at me.
Just licking his lips, licking his lips, thinking,
how am I going to murder this guy?
Like the whole time, he's just.
Oh, look, a buddy.
This guy.
Well, you know what?
I'll murder him first.
I'll murder the next one after.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll drink the rest of this.
I'm gonna hold this and we're good.
All right, good news is, you know, if I can live,
I got you gun, I got your armor,
I got your helmet.
It's not all bad.
Not all bad, yeah.
If we don't both die, I'm good with that.
Although it kinda sucks,
cause I got a little squirt to get there.
Yeah, I'll make one soon.
Ah, yeah, that's not fun.
That's not a good thing.
I'll tell you that much.
Other motor controllers just inside this door, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're sitting right in the seat.
to eat some of the crumb flogger over.
And we for sure spawned on the other side of the map, yeah.
You know, I got PTSD from dropping my bag on woods.
I cannot explain or tell you the amount of times I have dropped my bag on woods and it has vanished.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, speaking of Summit and speaking of the bugulators riding hard for piss, I'm
Speaking of Summit and speaking of the Bungulators riding hard for Pee, I was watching the clips
of Summit getting pissed off at him.
Dude, that clip just keeps resurfacing.
It's so sad, babe.
Well, listen, this is my rule.
This is what I've learned from playing with Summit, whenever I was, you know, not a large
streamer.
Now playing with P obviously in comparison very oh
Even though you know, I'm a lot more established now still like
In terms of the size a lot larger. I
Have learned in my my career
That 10% of every community is just pieces of shit
10% you can log 10%
across the board
Consistently at all times they are going to be pieces of shit. The problem is and the problem we run into
It's 10% of 200 people
That's not a lot of people. That's 20 people
10% of a hundred thousand people
Got about 10,000 people who gonna be talking shit at any given moment the second
that they can they're gonna be sitting there yapping and running their mouths and
you know you know I think especially when it comes to Summit he's usually the
guy who is you know the one dishing it and not taking it because this community
is so large but when you have someone like P the size of P you know that small
minority group that is assholes and scumbags not the ones who just buzzed
jokes and whatever those people are you know that's just the homies but I'm
talking about the ones who are actually just kind of pieces of shit that
number is very very large very large there's nothing he can do about that
nope
yeah I think at some point you just accept it oh it is what it is I accepted
a long time ago like I told Pina yesterday you know I had like two hours
was long total in our craters and I come back to play with him. Obviously I'm not great
at the game. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I'm getting absolutely shit on all
my... Not like playful shit on like, go die. You should never play video games again. Go
die. I wish nothing but famine upon you and your family.
I want you to starve, and I want you to eat again.
Like buddy, I have 30 minutes on this game ever.
Get off my ass.
You have an open up peace dream. I usually have. I see three things.
I see people do an exclamation mark hutch, because they don't know who I am.
People who are like, oh hey hutch, and then a large, probably 70%,
this guy is dry, this is a desert.
This guy is the worst. Why do you play with this guy? He's such an idiot. God, I hate him.
It's just how it is, bro.
Hey, so those people, I feel like they genuinely think that the stream they're watching is going to see that kind of like,
Oh, you, okay. Oh, you don't like this guy, right? I'm getting off him.
You know what? I'm getting with him.
Thank you for letting me know you don't like this guy. Screw this guy.
Yeah, 100%.
Who is she hated?
Oh
Still die sick name, dude
Oh, that was the mosa man I killed
Yeah
LPS in that mosa. Oh
Yeah, I mean dude is he went in there with the objective and I am he got a ton
You gotta give him credit. You gotta give him credit to do.
You were the objective, sadly.
Yep, I sure was.
Alright, I got it.
That's a rub salt in the wound here, but I did get two quests done.
Very quick for quests.
Very quick.
Die hell, good work.
I hope you don't think I'm suffering.
I need to do everything. I just did again
Move all this god-versaiken map
You know, it really is absolutely
Absolutely nothing positive about this map. I mean, it is you're running into the worst of
kinds of people. Number one, number two, the chat hates it because they can't see nothing because
the bit rate is dog water. Yeah. Like I don't know, like I'm looking for the positives of running
woods and other than being bitchless I don't know if anything is good about it.
Alrighty, I'm going to have your armor, your helmet, no headphones.
I wasn't able to get those.
You're going to need a rig, pretty much everything else other than gun, helmet, armor.
Let's put our sight back on our gun.
Oh wow, is my inventory full?
Oh wow.
Sugar baby.
Take me go crazy.
Alright, I'm at the part in the game where I have so much bullshit from like,
that now my my stash is full and I'm in pain. Yep.
Alrighty, let me grab a bolt and then I'm good to go.
I legitimately don't think I will be able to grab a bolt action. Let me sell some things.
Thank you guys all for the five gift it's I hope you drops 1000 blessings and good fortunes
for each of your drops 1000 blessings and good fortunes good luck everybody good luck
I hope you guys all pull fantastic things if you don't know how the drops work let me explain
And by just being here and watching the stream,
you are going to be getting drops.
All you have to do is connect your Tarkov account
to your Twitch account, you are getting drops.
Or you can gift five subs and unlock all the drops
at once and not wait at all.
The difference is, is if you wait, it's gonna take you,
I believe around, chat is around 12 hours if you wait.
Or you can gift and basically skip the line.
So those are your options either way.
I appreciate everybody being here, ma'am.
And I hope you guys get awesome stuff
in all of your drops.
Now I believe that this is this,
this is three days.
So three days of exactly what is happening right now.
Three days straight of this, I'm pretty sure.
I'm sorry to take a second. I'm almost ready. Cool. I think P is getting on around like
two you texted me two clock yeah I
I thought that that's how it worked chat let me take a look I'm sorry if I gave
you bad information
Either way, you're getting something for the Fiverr, it's not like I completely lied to
you, which is good.
Let me see.
Let's get Woo Hoo in here.
For the amount of drop campaigns, this is how.
Where is it?
Oh, I can just go to the top of my chat, can I?
Yeah, right here.
Yeah, that's what I get for trying to explain something.
I literally can't find it.
I have so many Ignite Stage 1 playoffs, Rush Charity, Rush Charity, Rush Charity, Summer
2026, Week 3.
You're not in there!
And it doesn't even, I'm gonna crash.
How am I feeling about Miss Political Game?
Participate in the channel.
Watch for one hour and claim the reward of one comment, two, damn it!
Two hours, rare one, comment two, watch for four hours, claim the rare two, five hours,
legendary watch for seven comment three watch for nine thank you rare yes but
what does the five gifted then do I thought the five you get all those
instantly
and then I have I I forgot to tell you to bring max I have your loose ammo you're
good I brought them okay and then armor and then perfect beautiful okay separate my bad
both beautiful
good random lag spikes oh you get three containers we just stuff I need to do is
on our extract side of map that's a positive look at the positives in life
mm-hmm you know you have to you have to all I have now is
Sturman and shooting scabs we need to get this done oh I do need to mark the
fuel containers you have your markers I do all right that's an easy one we can
You can knock that off for sure
Let's go
And where do you need to go again for to be able to unlock shoreline
You have to survive or even if you die you haven't unlocked right? Oh, yeah
We're playing with officer.
Oh shit, Starman's here.
He is.
I might go and try, brother.
I don't blame him.
I don't know what their spawn rates are right now, but...
Yeah, I've been here a couple of times.
I really don't want to have to come back.
You go and do your thing.
I'm going to go and sink this ship.
Yep, yep.
I must try.
I must try.
Okay.
Very nice.
Alright.
The goal here,
I'm trying to push down
They are gonna be contested sounds like some of that going them on the other side
Not good
Just a first shot, arm broken, maximum pain, kill me.
75% spawn rate on bosses, I guarantee you P pulled that number straight out of his rectum cavity
He probably said this is how it feels
But he's not wrong, they do feel like they're in grease, but...
Ah, terrific!
I forgot about our debuffs and amount of energy.
What a joy.
It's lovely.
I'm pretty sure I just saw someone who potentially murdered anyone and I got to go push him so
he doesn't kill Sturman while also hoping Sturman doesn't want to kill me.
Perfect.
I'm going to grab the acres, don't just get the fuck out of here, that's my main objective.
two of these things and then I'll finish them up at a different time is what it is and
no energy is gonna fuck my ass
I was gonna drink my water but
no way that's not a heady
I had two players on me.
Killed one.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, I killed mine.
That's Bob you just hear that name yeah if you can come over here I have one fucking
guy not pushing yeah yeah I need to grab the key from Sturman if he's dead and then I will
be right over there I got another guy on me as well nice fuck I have to just take
what's coming to me at this point it's a leg I have no energy so I can't put it
back on you can do it bro live live live live live I got him nice all right
I'm gonna try I'm not gonna load this mag I'm gonna try and look for this son of
a bitch
one of these two motherfuckers
hopefully it's only two
i just got shot at the second i went to loot
was that a scav who shot at me I don't know what food on this fucker
I
Don't even have PK man, I'm gonna have to limp my way out of this raid. I'll come find you
This other body
I'm so sick of it!
There's another body, dude!
Come on, water!
I
Was not just shooting at me
I can't find this other body. Oh, this is bad dude
Yeah, I have another player on me just yeah the woods classic sitting in a fucking bush not moving
I'm over here killing all these sons of bitches. This guy is just hanging out
I'm gonna check helicopter trail see if I can find some
Had to take my legs man
I mean, I think he's just right over the shelf to be honest
The problem is, is like that's a headshot big, and with my luck, I have been shot in
the face all day today, I'm just going to get headed, and I also just can't sit here
and wait for players' calves to come pick everything.
Nice RFB from that guy, but I don't know that I'm going to live to fucking use it.
I can't live with this guy for sure.
I need to get close!
Every single one of my rounds is being used for scabs.
I always have players all around me, not moving.
ever I do I know I know for an absolute fact that this guy is sitting up on that
rock just waiting for me just waiting for me to loot that's all he cares about
he doesn't want to be an all-star bro he doesn't want to be a Derek Geter or an
A-Rod he just he's cool with being a Dustin Padreau of Tarkov
trappy even now there's a scav coming from the exact location where I thought
this guy was gonna be. I gotta make a move.
All right, I guess I'm limping out there's no food on either of these guys
So by playing but
You're still by playing right now, okay. Yeah, let me see if I can't find Sherman and get this key
That's a very nice view I figured something out I bet it worse situations before
I'm gonna check the plane cockpit
I got a fun sermon bro
Did you kill him or did someone else kill him?
Yeah, someone else killed him, but I killed the guy who killed him.
Gotcha.
that is
he sat there the whole fucking time brother as I cleared everything as I ran around looked
every nook and cranny when he sat on top of a rock with a sniper not moving the entire time
i'm dead beautiful the way people play this game makes me want to lose my mind this is the worst map
with the worst human beings who play it this is the worst map in the game i hate this map this map
is so shit I don't know how any of you play this guy playing in my second thing
map is terrible people who play extract pieces of the team now
duh come on just give me food I eat this map yeah they have a spectate mode
now the game it's sick
Oh, this guy's whole sleet by the way
Poor officer just limp it out man
Yes mayhem it does unheard is everything I don't is unheard PvE or no
I don't know if unheard is the PvE edition, but I know it's everything
Okay thing we discussed
Yeah, you're living there right now.
You're sick right now.
That would be so sick.
All right, at least you didn't just clear the entirety of woods for there to be a guy
with an R700 sitting on top of a rock for literally 15 minutes just to shoot you in
the head when you go to loot.
Yeah.
It could always be worse.
I'll tell you this much.
I have to come back to woods.
I'm going to lose my mind. This map is terrible. I'm down to go anywhere else
Yeah, as long as I get off right now, which I should be able to beautiful
Even if I died, I don't think we have to
Nice
You saw something left to right behind the rock. Yes, I
Don't think but whole heels are working right
What do you mean?
My grizzling?
No, it's because you're moving.
Don't look at the butt hole.
Because you're moving.
You have to completely stop moving now.
That's weird.
Yeah.
Very weird.
So if I'm moving, it just doesn't apply it?
It doesn't work.
That's weird.
That's really dumb.
Oh
Man what a day what a day YouTube kick if you guys haven't already known
Twitch has drops today. So if you guys want drops make sure to tune into
The tab and you'll still get drops if you guys do plan on watching today definitely do that
No, I think you have to cross the board.
Beauty and Stream still works for you?
I mean, whatever.
Whatever works.
Whatever works.
I know it's finicky.
I'm really living that Timmy life right now.
You're doing great! You're doing great! I'm gonna grab a drink. I'll be right back.
Alright.
You got there self-assert I'm so close. I'm so close you're doing great
All right, so from now on if I want to loot a body on woods
I'm not only have to clear the entirety of lumber mill and the backside of lumber mill
But I also have to clear the rocks on the beach. Someone's out there running back
wait what what the extract changed why not have this extract you have out you
have out no fucking way there's no way there's no way there's just no way there's
no funny thing now now you might want to go into another raid bow just get shot
Okay, no, I'm gonna go run a scam real quick
This read I'm gonna look for food
No armor
Just headphones and a rig
an SV 98 and
I guarantee you this guy was sitting on a rock now
I'm gonna report him for offensive name not because his name is offensive
But because by the grace of the good Lord, maybe just maybe he might get auto banned and
That would make me happy for the way. He just played that
And I hope nothing but the worst that guy had a point five a KD. I think I might have been his first kill ever officer
Orinic, where do I go?
probably streets
I
This map is AIDS this map is complete AIDS
You want to do me a favor
Really been thinking I can hang up my nutsack
Above your head and treat you like a pharaoh, and I'm the person holding the grapes and you can just
Bob for apples. You want to you want to do that? We can do it. I've been thinking about it for a while. I
I saved I'm fucking saved hutch
So anything for the fiber full flame and thank you for the fiber wait what happened how you saved I found apple juice
I'm not gonna. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Now. I gotta get by your
Do she ass a sniper man?
Have fun, bro. He is still on that rock with a SV 98
Okay, no doubt in my mind he's still up there beating his shit viciously.
If someone wants to play the game like that, they can't get banned for it.
Shit.
If I help, I want second.
That guy certainly doesn't have a job.
No, no, that guy probably works triple shifts harder
than any of us ever and just got off, took the day off
to maybe play a little bit of Tarkov
and that's how he has to play.
It is what it is.
Ball is ball.
I still hate them for it.
I still hate them.
I still hope nothing but the worst for them.
But I do do do.
Return of the man.
Oh
He's playing on his laptop on a beach chillin. Yeah, my dude, he's probably at work
He has no audio on he doesn't even know that the guard was shooting at him
Just on his laptop trying to do key runs on woods
It's solid opportunity
I feel it
How many of you guys do that? How many of you guys are at work just playing
Tarkov on the side doing loot runs or scav runs?
God, if I give to grant you a gift to activate on Escape from Tarkov, you get
a drink, you get a drink container, a dog case, and a wallet, ready to go.
Who would you watch learn how to extract this anyone just streamers in general besides peanut. I mean he usually dies, but
This is a bad idea. I should have known streets. We're gonna take forever. Let's try and do customs. Maybe
If you're looking for a
No, I wouldn't say I'm back to
like. I locked in locked in I
would say right now I'm at
50% believe it or not I used to be pretty good nowadays not nearly as good
nowadays I'm like a retiree I'm that guy who walks out with a back condition on a
softball field and says I played baseball back in the day watch this
I'm a gorego. Yeah
How much faster that was
It's just so companions
No, it's you remember where the guy snipe you from he was gonna be
Yeah, so I think he was on the rocks next to the beach on the far left side of lumber if you're walking towards
Yeah, yeah the extract yeah
Big douchey sniper rock. Yeah, I think I heard of shooting again. Oh
I guarantee he's gonna be up there to the last three minutes in the raid
I mean the way the guy was playing he has no want need or thoughts about leaving anytime soon
But I mean you don't have a leg still do you know I got it all I'm all good
I mean it's it's a point thirty KD seven hundred hours
Six hundred of those sitting on rocks not moving type of gamer you could fry them
See if we can find any straight loot over here
to push them and kill them. I'm about to push your bussy in if you keep yapping at me. I
didn't know where he was.
Oh, I'm almost out. I'm by that rock now.
Alright, sounds good. I'm just going to go see if I can find some players.
You can put it in the air.
on a bitcoin and shawty oh baby lock in we have an opportunity
the hardest thing about the game I'd say the hardest thing about the game is like learning it is learning
what you can and can't do
there's like a lot of like unwritten rules in this game
whoop what you
I would eat it, of course, it would not go at all.
I'm murdering fire scabs right now give me but a moment.
Hell yeah.
just a lottery players cast that'll happen
No, this guy murdered a scav. I'm not a piece of shit. He 100% murdered a scav. No doubt
my mind. I had a feeling you were gonna do that. I didn't want to kill that scab as well.
Damn it, man. Don't worry. I'm dead
This regular scabs from the corner I thought to myself
Maybe it won't shoot me because the first scab I killed 100% shot another scab no doubt
But then another player scab pushed me and missed his shot
I murdered him and then all the scabs want to murder me now
As you do as you do. All right. Can you can you do short line now?
Oh, let me check.
Yeah, see if you can't, I need I need to go there for quest or quizzical.
Fuck the skier.
There's that.
Yes, you can you are good to do it. Yeah, fuck. Yeah. All right. Let's go bust some of these quests out
It's gonna feel so good using an actual weapon I'm so excited
so excited
All right, I need PK's
Rhythm you can feel it you can feel it rhythm
Where is my PKs? Oh, I need to mark that thing as well. But I saw that. Why am I looking
down here for PKs? What is wrong with me? Put that there. We're going to need to keep
the morphine, just grab another one of these, two markers, yo thank you guys so
much all for the subs man, hope your drops are good today, I wish for nothing
but a good fortune, nothing but a good fortune for each and every single one of
you oh I got an extra armor in here nice make my day all right there's all
that's we have a backpack actually I think we might go to resort so I'm gonna
bring a big backpack I want a maximum lootage and then we got ammo we got shit
ton of ammo shit ton of mags what am I missing right now boys any idea maybe
some extra food we got PKs cool
me invite officer nice
bitches boss I'll do pig make my me make my day
No armor. I'm wearing an armored rig.
I'm not going to be able to
modify. I think I took
prodigy.
Sprinting.
Lucky.
And one other thing I don't remember what it was.
You're all double rolling
Flickster tiny my new and snake thank y'all for the love man.
As a chase we're locked in bro no chases today.
You took no flea market yo can I be real with you other than selling items flea markets
so useless.
since they put all the restrictions. The only time you're going to regret that decision is like late game.
Have you seen the PVE mode garbage from ArcGraders? Wait ArcGraders came out with a PVE mode?
So, not only was there already a queue system where other people who don't want to fight
were queued with other people who don't want to fight, and there was a small fraction of
a chance that you'd run into someone who actually wanted to kill you, but that was even too
much for the PVE enjoyers.
So then they had to come out with a whole mode for it.
Listen, I truly, I don't understand because I just like that's such like a
far-fetched idea in my head like the idea of of playing arc Raiders and only
playing like the PvE mode like it's just I can't really even talk shit it's
hard for me to believe that those people exist
I'm not even saying that the PV, like the PV in ArcGraders is bad.
I'm just saying, if that was the only thing I was playing for, I don't know how that's
fun.
I mean, everyone's different, right?
Like even in like Tarkov, I understand it.
Because in Tarkov, there's not a mode where you queue in to other people also playing
the same type of playstyle as you. You get shot from random guys on rocks and such, you know, like
Parkov it makes sense why there's a PvE mode and why people enjoy it the way they do. It's a very
hard game, bosses, stuff like that, I get it. But on Arc Raiders, like, oh, man, how easy do you need
a game to be to enjoy it? You want things to just walk up to you and you just go, I am,
I kill you today you die, and then they just disappear
That's freakin do this all right. I say
We go to resort we lose all of resort till anyone who shows up
Maybe five divisions there then after I need to go and mark that truck near the pier
What do you need to do here? Oh?
Oh, I just need to mark the ambulance is beautiful. We'll go
We'll go to resort mark the ambulance here hold it down
Then maybe we walk the tunnel
Or we can just okay
I'm good with whatever. I honestly my tasks are not a huge concern. Got it
As long as I'm killing scabs so I can not have to worry about rebuilding this AK, I'm happy.
Yeah, that shit sucks.
Why just me having to rebuild? Because the next thing you know you're broke. You have no choice.
Yup. That's the way she goes.
Yeah.
Well, again, Tarkov is a very difficult game, PvE Moe makes sense on a game as difficult
as Tarkov.
Arc Raiders is not nearly on the difficult level, like the scale of difficulty in lobbies,
like Arc Raiders is like a 3, Tarkov is like a 44, and the scale of 10.
Like I agree, PvE makes sense on this game.
But on Arc Raiders, I just I don't I don't know how it's fun is all
And again, there's there's a lot more to do right like in Arc Raiders and one of the things we grabbed about so much
Once you get Bobcats
Tempests
There's not really much to work for and in Tarkov you're you're looking for let X is you look over bitcoins. You're looking, you know
There's just so much going on
And so much to do where you really just don't...
You know, there's a reason why we can log so many hours and people don't get bored.
Don't get me wrong, there can still be more content here and there, but...
You know, a lot more comparably.
All right.
There's a dead scaffold there already. Oh shit. All right, lock in.
Yep, I hear something. I see something. I just saw something slow walk out.
The fuck! God fucking shit, man!
How! How! Holy fuck, how!
Every fucking time, just instantly clapped.
No chest shot, no body shot, no leg shot.
Just headshot headshot headshot headshot. I
Shot one bullet
Oh
All right, I'm not rocking a scope on that if he gets out with it and just gonna put a hollow on it
Dude, I can't. Oh God, bro. I have died to so many headshots. I've died to so many headshots, man.
I just get headshot at every fight.
I'm murdering my soul, bro.
oh they're not cheating man it's just I don't know I'm lucky I don't know
Dude, and they're fucking bots. Like, they're so bad.
I don't care if it's Helen Keller shooting a fucking Glock into a room that she doesn't know
So that bullet is going to find my face every, I'll tell you this officer, the very millisecond
that I can rock an Alton.
I am only rocking Alton's only rocking RISD's.
I am, if I can, by the grace of God, find something with a face shield on it, I will
not play another raid without that on.
I am in absolute for two days straight.
gunfight I get in I am getting head shot at instantly. It's not even up for debate.
The moment that they swing me. I am instantly dead to a head shot every single time. I'm
in so much pain. Oh my god. I'm losing it. I'm losing it. I'm losing it. I'm so fucking
tired of this game. Like I love it. I'm having such a good time. I'm so tired of getting
head shot at every single fight.
Biggest flaw is a lot of what causes that is fucking decent man and they never fixed
it.
I think it's decent.
I also think it is, you know, we pitched about it for so long about the recoil in the
game, me included and everyone wanted the recoil to be different and they finally changed
it to make it easier and it was the worst update the games ever had.
It's become so easy to just full spray and pray and head head ease that I don't know.
But then again, on that same note, if I didn't suck ball sack, I should be doing it to them
as well.
Right.
So, you know, it's hard to bitch about it because I theoretically should shouldn't have
a problem because I have it too.
I just spent 230k on this gun, GGs boys, G fucking Gs.
So sick.
GGs.
Oh my god, man.
Two straight days of getting absolutely destroyed by headshots.
What's a better helmet, what is this, level 3, this is level 3, what's this,
level three. Is there any helmets that I can actually wear right now that would help me?
I don't think there is. I think I'm just fucked. I think I'm just fucked. Stop getting shot
on the face I guess I don't know
nothing right
I know a playlist I want to listen to. I need some different music.
Let me see here. Go there.
I mean, at the same time, we talked about it yesterday, bro.
I have to stop holding angles in this God-forsaken game. I have to stop it.
And that's, I think that's my problem. I held that angle. That is the exact same angle I held yesterday.
And the two at T exact same thing happened today. He peeks and just fries my face
Obviously that time it was more on the I suck balls scale
But I do not can't I can't hold angles. I gotta stop holding angles. Oh
God bro, wonderful
Submist. So P
we're.
So
I have to use this for a quest after we start game I have to use the AKM for a quest
Yeah, I guess it is better to be pissed off than pissed on very true
I'm just chicken and rice and right.
death there. Money, right. Let's go again. More pain, here we come. So today, I have
been one tapped by a shotgun scav underneath the staircase on customs, one tapped by a
guy with a .05 KD on wood sitting on a rock holding a body for more than 15 minutes and
one tapped by a guy getting shot by AKMMO and just full spraying and the first bullet
hitting me in the eyeball.
I'm feeling it Mr. Krabs.
I'm feeling it.
I'll just throw the mad game once we get in the game.
I don't know why I'm running spectroscope.
This is a bad idea.
Oh, music.
There we go.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
You love to talk off paint?
do. I think the most frustrating part is how fun the fights are when they last longer than
a bullet going into my head instantly, you know? Like when you're exchanging shots with
somebody it's so much more fun. Well it's so rare now.
Ducking? I have a...
Crunch-shattered mask? Maybe.
Now stick that bag in, Chief.
Yes, sir.
Nothing to piss you off more than dying like that, my goodness.
Yeah, but I got one of them. Yeah, I don't even know where he was
You killed the guy like way back in the gun
And for the swing outside
Actually pissed his ass
I mean, bro, it's just it's so frustrating because it's not even like if it was like a giga-chat
Like yesterday is what it is, bro
Those guys were terrible and it just mold sprays and he's the first fucking bullet, man
Yeah, the only one that connected with me was a it's an edge
I mean, I just didn't see the guy so it's kind of fair on my phone, but it's just annoying
And of course I double zoom for the heady the guy walks out
I'm at pity level instead of head level. I shoot his nipple off, and he just just destroys me man
He's looting his bag
Okay, yeah, so the scab can take a bullet to the face, not even a helmet on, but me,
no way.
One out front also.
All righty, I should be pretty close to having this finished now.
It's actually perfect. Yeah, one more who no mouse
One come from east
Very nice
All right, we got a lot of people here for sure
I hit these over here.
Three flash drives, man.
Players coming in from outside.
One dead.
One's inside already.
Where are you at?
No, upstairs at admin.
Where are you?
Do you just move around? Upstairs and admin as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's me.
What's inside? I think you went underneath.
Maybe in theater as well.
Maybe Claire Theater might be the move.
They look pretty big. I mean that guy just tanked around 30 shots.
So, they have some armor on them.
I hear something underneath me.
East side.
Going towards the middle.
I think it should be a scab.
Oh yeah, I just scabbed him.
Close the door on me, what an asshole.
There's another.
You have to be making some noise.
No, I'm sitting in a dark corner just waiting.
For sure.
Trying to bait him to loot.
I don't know if I have to.
Oh, are you moving?
I was, I was scared about time.
You said you killed one, right?
Yeah, one's dead.
Is that you moving in the theater?
not now. Nope, I'm on the other side. Second floor. I don't have a gun. I can really just
run around with and clear or not a gun. I'm sorry. The scope I can clear with. Yeah, that
guy has a decked out looks like a decked out m4 with a suppressor on it so he's
geared
got his teammate nice job brother what was he a tinny he was on his body
crowd walking were you at right now I said we're having a computer say you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, he was over here.
I knew he was around this area.
He had a Timmy boyfriend.
Yeah, he let his Timmy friend be the front-liner and little piece of shit.
I just heard someone else out there.
Oh, damn. I'm out here, I'm out here.
No, no, no, something else.
Where are you?
I'm outside the gate.
I think I just heard something in the bush, maybe?
I'm doing anything. Could have been you maybe? I don't know. Maybe. Alright, I'm gonna jump on this body. Yep, I'm on mine.
Oh brother, he's massive. 22, 22. Yeah, same one as the other one.
oh yeah he's fucking huge g36 meta build fuck yeah
and I'm back inside
drop one of these
god damn it
come on
out there in time it's about damn time I get to shoot somebody and not get
instant holy shit I'm down for a reset yeah I'm hoping that you just went up
the top. Yep, yep, yep. Cool. Alright, I said we go back out the same way we came.
We just walk over to what's it called, what you might call it.
I got the question right we got the other question I am overweight so I'm gonna
have to end game end game overweight no no no you did it they did it to you
In game, in game, for anyone wondering, in game.
Sure, sure, pal.
What was that?
What was that?
Sure, sure, I believe you.
Not as far as I could throw you.
How strong are you?
And how much levers do you think you can get in those legs?
Some would instantly think that's an insult, but I think you there's a world where you could be really strong
maybe
What are you looking at?
Scoping around there, you know, I
Gotta sit here and look like I'm doing something with my legs my little Timmy legs feel better
Can I be honest with you? You know what? I'm wishing I took
What the strength the strength in the
endurance
I know a lot of people are like, oh, you'll get it in time, bro.
I'm impatient, man.
I'm already tired of my Timmy legs.
I told you, everything that I wanted to do was based on early game.
We should have gotten it.
And we just let that peanut just ruin our lives.
Let him ruin them.
We'd be faster.
Probably better looking.
Be better.
Be better.
Sexier.
Yep.
Instead.
Earthier.
earth way more with like a tuna can yeah monster BFC looks like that guy with
elephant Titus in his penis yeah have you seen the one with that yeah he's
He didn't post on his sack.
That's what a guy.
Dude, you just live in it.
There's a little live on that round.
There's a little live on that round.
See, I don't feel bad for people who are achievement hunting
and have to wipe their account three times.
Those guys, they're just psychopaths.
It's like Prestilli.
I don't feel bad for Prestilli
because he chose to pick all of those
All the negatives and no positive like you're just a psychopath
Now me an officer
We were just on lucky travelers along the road that met this merchant named peanut and
For some reason we believe that his snake oil
Was real and that it could actually do things and instead it gave us butt aides
Yeah
You got to think he quite literally in about five minutes made us go from being very strong and very good early wife to
Wanting to feel lucky and bleeding profusely at any given moment
Yeah
All this fall all this fault in five minutes
I don't know how he's able to control my control me like that. It's cuz he's been alive for thousands of years
He's learned tricks
I want to be lucky, boss. I want to be lucky, boss.
Yeah, that's right. Maybe he is a CIA plant. You really think about it.
He does run Black Rock and Vanguard.
That is true. He runs Black Rock and Vanguard as his main job, and on the side, he's a peanuts.
that's just a distraction
now we are really sounding like
Twitter
he's also a racist
that's right
very true
industry plans that's right
Man, that gun is stacked, holy shit.
Right, dude, it is monstrous.
That's crazy work.
I mean, this guy probably hasn't died in a long time.
I'm not gonna lie.
You know, and that's the difference.
That's the difference between his level 22 and my level 20.
Is that him being level 22, he's walking around
with all this.
Me being level 20, I got two fruit rollups
wrapped around paper, you know?
I'm level 10.
I got a kill with...
shitty AKS-74U throwing together attachments with PS ammo.
Well here's the worst part, is you actually have more, you have better ammo than me, I don't even have any more 556.
So no matter how bad you're feeling, I feel even worse.
I have three of my flash drives that way though.
Huge, huge.
I'm rocking this guy's whole kit.
good gravy good gravy we needed that one that was a big big raid for your boy
agreed all right I gotta get loyalty level three which means oh my gosh I have
to do so much. How good are you at streets? Um, alright, the streets. Yeah, you know where
you're going. Do I even have streets though? I have no idea. We don't have to go there.
I still have one more quest on. Yeah, I think I do peacekeeper because I have the level.
just don't have the the quests. So what I need to do, I need to go back.
I need to go back to shoreline, mark one more truck for humanitarian.
And then I mean, I have north of maybe and I'm not exaggerating a thousand quests to do on
streets eventually. Somebody said playing with peanuts is enough of a negative modifier to be
honest. Not wrong. Not wrong. That guy's pretty correct. And then how much does each quest give
again it's 25 okay so it's 25 so in theory I need to do three quests three
quests is all I need bro and I can do all three of those so let's go
I say we go one more shoreline we run to this location market boom done then we
can go to factory and I can grab the journal and I have to go woods and stash it, fuck
that. We can go to customs. That's only point one. That's not, that's not shit. I can go
factory and kill 15 scabs. Streets mark the tanks. That's easy. Streets, headshots, that's
easy. Obtaining the car dealership manager's office on streets of Tarkov. Where's that at?
Oh my God. Hodge. What? Hodge. What? I killed Crystal. Do you know who Crystal is? No. She's
a streamer. She only has one arm. I'm an asshole. She came in and she said, you just, you killed
a girl with one, playing with one arm. And you know, she, she lost her arm in game. I
didn't say anything, but that kind of takes away all the, that takes away all the, uh,
you're talking shit. All the good I feel. Yeah, that might be a hate crime. Oh my, we
got to get back on shoreline stats. I can't, I may be insensitive desk. Can we double check
can see if her teammate had two arms. Yeah. Somebody ask. Just go ask. If you
have two arms, can we at least be happy about that? Can we at least be happy about
one kill? I feel like that is an honest question to ask. Is that crazy, chat?
Is that a cra- Am I crazy for saying that? Yeah, they have three armed team or two
team. Yeah, it's really is
information. I would like how is
she how does she play? I don't
know. But I also think she's in a
fair fight probably. Oh, she'd be
this bus. Yeah, she would have she
probably would have she probably
killed us both. Yeah, no doubt. No
doubt.
Don't let the one-arm confuse you that's a fucking killer
Mm-hmm
I need to eat and drink I do oh
This is a you the teammate had to so you could feel good about your kids
You got killed someone with two arms congratulated fuck
All right
All right officer your piece of shit
Yeah, I'm the only pieces yet here. It just goes along with being a Chudster ultra
Yeah, yeah, it does yeah, it does
You're a piece of shit and a Chudster ultra don't ever forget it. Don't you ever forget it?
According back teammate does have two arms
That was a close one that was
That's some that's some tough that's some tough
That's a tough pill to swallow. I was excited and happy about my kill now. I just feel like an asshole
It's been come up and now I feel like shit.
Let's lock it back in.
Everybody lock it.
Lock it back in.
get back at everyone still come up all is robin hood robin the rich and the poor
we don't give a fuck robin hood and the disabled
I would rather listen to a chainsaw than listen to peanut rip my butthole from the inside
out verbally because of what just happened I can't lie somebody said don't forget the vets hutch hates
the vets crystal we love you gg's and i'm i'm so sorry i'm i'm so sorry crystal oh my god
Let's try our hardest to lock it back in here.
That was not, you know, there was like a crystal ball and it said your future awaits you, right?
No fun attended.
It said your future awaits you.
Today, you will be killing someone in the game of carcass.
Hotch hotch hotch hotch. Yes, we'll go on. I'm gonna go touch the
Yeah, I'll do that. I'll meet you over there in like a split second. I just gotta go mark this. Yeah
But anyway, if the crystal ball said that that is what was gonna happen
I would call the crystal ball liar and I wouldn't listen to it
No, I think there's someone on there or not. Oh, it's a rivick
might just been the audio from that sorry I told you
you know for this one I just have to go near that near the tower right you got to go to
the tower then you got to press the button next to the tower oh so I do have to press
the button on this one okay I wasn't sure if that was later on or if it was this one yeah no it's
this one but didn't tell you that just says go over there and then you leave and then you realize
oh I have to do that next and then you yeah you can do both yeah all right I'm at the tower
You know that reminds me of a story would you like me to would you like to hear the story?
This isn't my first time doing something like this. I remember back in the day I
got a fight with a guy who his name was Rocky no hands and I killed him in
fortnight and I'm gonna be honest he gave me a run for my money but I was
able to clutch up is this you this you yeah yeah yeah I was able to clutch up
and I killed him and I remember I thought to myself that wait what was a
really good player so wait what happened
he said click it again no no one time they told me to fuck off yeah one time
you're good they're trying to get your shot but after I killed him I thought to
myself that was a good player I'm glad I won that you know get shit on and I saw
TV at the end of his name, so I opened up his stream to see what he was saying. This is a pre-streaming career
I'll put up the stream. I realized that Rocky no hands is a paraplegic
And the reason why his name is Rocky no hands is because he plays with what is called a quad stick with his mouth the mouth thing
yes, and
You know I do so I do understand the feeling that you are getting to a certain extent
especially because I won that fight by pure luck and he was possibly one of the best players I've played against at that time.
That's what I'm saying, I mean straight up I think she beats me there but you know, get shit on me.
Yeah damn it, we gotta play our cards the way that you know they're meant to be played.
And to be honest, I mean I'd be in the same competition, yeah physically no, but I mean I got an IRL network lag.
I was in reading to my senior year in high school.
I'm right there with you.
They think I've got it worse in a lot of ways.
Yeah, Hutch is disabled.
That's not what I'm going to say.
I'm just not as fast.
That's all.
I'm just not as fast.
I am out of energy again.
This debuff is really annoying.
No.
Do you eat?
Do you eat in your stash?
I do.
I do.
I don't think so.
I'm a bad ass no reason, Hutch.
We're supposed to be in this together, pal.
Well, being informed, I forgot to eat, so that's going to be on me.
So you're a liar.
So you are a liar and a deceiver.
I'm a liar.
I'm a chudster ultra, and I killed a disabled.
Of course, they game, of course.
Thank God Crystal is as cool as fucking Ice, because if she wasn't, man, we would get a
Twitter post for sure.
Yup.
Yep.
The shot's behind us as well.
People are typing message eaten by hutch.
By chat.
banging out these questionless you have another question you need to do
now i mean you know i have is to mark all the ambulances
i have no energy right now so i'm gonna get the fuck out
but i think i have you good i have food i have food i have food
do you have uh extra cash i didn't bring any
yeah there's a hot rod they'll fix that problem
cool cool and then here's 20 thousand dollars that will fix that problem
Perfect right here on laser. Yeah
All right
But just so you know now that you've accepted that $23,000 there is going to be a
500% B on top of that. Ah, so you now are going to have to pay me 2.3 million plus
dollars
I was playing with Lemon yesterday and Lemon said that he was going to keep me alive and in return if he didn't
He would give chat a hundred dollars waited till everyone
Use the code word to accept the challenge and then said if we were to die every or if we were to live
Everyone had to give him their social security numbers
He informed me that he didn't get any social security numbers and that he was going
You say a slur on stream today to try and give me back
So, be on the lookout for that.
Did you just discover my secret?
I figure I'd let you know, Hodge. I'm pregnant.
Congratulations.
And it's yours.
Shit.
Yep.
Yeah, my wife's going to be pissed when she finds out.
I mean, she is going to be pissed, but you know, is what it is?
Is what it is.
It is what it is.
She's going to have to get over it.
I started the car.
I just got a message.
Would you like me to read it out?
Of course.
looks like he's carrying twins.
We're both pregnant? How does that happen?
I'm not. So I...
I'm trying to dissect that statement to be 100% honest with you.
Hope I think you left your leaf blower on. Is that what I'm hearing?
Oh, yes.
Doing the log care in the middle of a raid, really.
He's right.
Gotta trim my beard.
Do you remember whenever you could jump into the SUV and it would flip?
As soon as they get off, I miss them.
That was awesome.
Alright, easy quest done.
Very good.
I think I did something else as well.
Look at us go
We got each other pregnant like seahorses
Call us the seahorse seahorses, I don't know I don't know where I was going with that one
They call that docking
Call us the Amish
Or is it the, it's not the Almas, who is it?
The Mormons, call us Mormons.
Yeah.
Call us Mormons.
Yep.
I mean, I found this monstrous crate last raid
and I don't know where it goes.
Oh, there it is.
Bring the case with the military equipment to a BTR driver
Right, who the fuck do you think you're talking to him, but this a mustache I
Gotta talk to these assholes quick
Nick.
What are you talking to, bro?
What are you talking to?
Sums up.
Bitches.
What, man?
You don't like listening to a bunch of Russians talk to you in Russian as you read the words?
I've never clicked through anything faster in my life.
The least important word is yet.
Yeah, I would rather eat glass than have to listen to these guys talk to me in Russian
I mean I I
Just I can't believe that there's people who are like yes
Get to talk to fucking Dimitri. I see you be you be bro talk to me more
I'm waiting for the compass chief. I'm waiting for the one guy in chat to be like I love talking to him
It's the best. It's the best actually my favorite.
Alrighty so we're going to streets we're going into hell not looking forward to this literally at all
Let me see here. I thought, am I just like, what am I missing? I didn't do something
and I'm supposed to have a scav case by now. Hand over the journal.
Okay, so we could also go if you don't want to go streets right this second. We could also go to factory
There one works
I
Don't care either way. I don't have quests on either, but I don't really care
Where do you need to go? I?
Have a shitload of customs. I still have ground zero tasks
Woods
see all my custom stuff is behind keys I have a shit ton of customs too but it's
all behind keys now in that point I've interchange
interchange I still have my one-on-shore line nothing I have nothing on shoreline
we are at a disconnect my friend this is what I say we do okay let's go
I
Say we go to streets and here's why this is why I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna be a selfish douche if I don't care
Chat will still judge me if we go to streets. Okay, chat
What do you call me an asshole if we go to streets? I
Can all I need to do is this one
one, one raid, I do all of these quests and one raid and I will then be able to buy 556
and 855.
I think I'll be able to buy all kinds of different shit from Peacekeeper.
I just need to get him to level three level three Peacekeeper from what I remember is
pretty damn good.
So if you would like to go do that real quick, we go knock that shit out and then we'll go
and do all these other maps I'm in and I'll just look for items.
Yep, everyone's calling me selfish. All right.
It's hard to say I didn't expect it or that it isn't deserved.
But it is what it is. It is what it is. I am making an RPK. I know once I shoot a singular bullet
It is for sure going to go to the fucking moon.
What is that? 63? Actually, I forget the RPK is fucking nasty.
That's 62. I was about to just leave it.
Make sure I put a flashlight on it because God forbid I don't.
I will see the sun and I will be not able to see anything in front of me
And I put anything else on this
Again, what is that? Yeah, 62. Absolutely nothing
Alrighty let me grab some magazines and I'm ready to go
All the boolies chat what ammo should I be running in this RPK you guys think
From what I have right now, so you guys are saying us is terrible
But like
PRS PRS PRS right
Think PRS is the best round I have
FMJ is 24
PRS is
Wait PRS is only 13
PS PS yes, oh they take away the
The money requirement for traders
They did it's all rep now. That's sick. That's like it bro
They really did do so many things that just make the game feels like I'll say easier just better
Just like you know they got rid of so much bullshit that shit that was just so unnecessary
You said like that one question you have to mark 20 things now
You only have to go there and mark one of them because they're all next to each other
That is fire that if I am at a fire I
Said it before in terms of Tarkov and the Tarkov that we experienced and we fell in love with
with this is as close that it has been in probably five years.
Well, that's exaggeration. Probably last three years. I think this is the best state
talk off has been in. Obviously the desinking stuff, it's still bad, but like with the questing
and all that good jazz, I think this is the best spot it's been in.
It's not even close. Yep, I agree. So I tweeted last night because I was looking at, I was
I was finally like sitting down watching some streams,
looking at some of the stuff they added,
like a better view of things.
And I'm like, man, this is the best Tarkov's been
in a long time.
100% bro.
It's not even, it's literally not even close.
And you know what, in my opinion,
paused it or did it, it was literally just,
I don't want to say it was Nikita taking a step back
and that other guy, whatever his name is,
kind of taking the reins,
because he could still be doing a lot.
but I do think that that was,
I think that there's just a,
they got more people trying to actually grow the game
instead of just saying,
fuck it, I'm gonna build what I wanna build.
You know?
I still think that there's that, like, you know,
they still do that to a certain extent,
but they do it more in a way where it's like, okay,
literally everyone hates what we just did.
Maybe we think about changing it, maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe, perhaps.
Perhaps, for chance, for maybe.
Because literally all sides of Tarkov hates this. Okay
Welcome. Let's see. Let's leave it exactly how it is
That was the way the game worked for many of years. Alrighty, I'm gonna get us in there. I need to take a tanker
All right, I got to mark the tanks I
Got to find the ambush spot and
I got kill scabs with shotguns. All right
That's all I need to do.
All three quests this raid so we don't have to come back.
Beautiful.
you
you
I
See there's a lot of people in a tube and a kick in case you guys don't know drops are currently active on twitch
I watched the stream you guys are gonna get access to drops of my gift in five you get a
a rare, not a rare, I don't want to say, I don't want to oversell it.
You should get a dog pack case, you get a, a, a drink and food container, and, uh, something
else.
But, all you have to do is watch for the other ads, or for the other, uh, stuff.
Yo, I've made a great mistake, I brought the only site that you quite literally can't
see with, on my gun.
Beautiful.
Beautiful war cut, beautiful.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Oh, thank you so much!
Don't we see anyone with any type of hollow?
Let it goop, you know.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Did I just pass the tank down the end of the mark?
I did.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go in here while you do that.
It's looting.
Yeah.
I'll be dead here in a moment.
Nah, you're gonna be fine.
So a lot of people say the streets their favorite map.
I'll never understand that personally
late game I could agree, but
Any other time fuck that
I've never liked streets stupid rich. I am okay with it, but I
Still wouldn't call my favorite map
And any rear side off
You mean the front side I don't think that's possible, but I'll try
Yeah, we're in no rush, bro. We're gonna go to, like, the most trafficked areas on the map.
That's...
I know that it just seems to me that the first three are leaving this... bag.
Definitely people down that, uh...
that corridor.
People are always fighting in.
Okay.
I heard shots down there.
it's too far for audio apparently oh I see die let me see does that oh I need to
kill scav new shotguns okay oh another one
what
what
you know
we dare push down this one
it's up to you
i think we do
hey it's the best
oh there's another one right around the corner for me
Oh
Man pushing down there sounds like hell you can always Nate in doing a Nate in the outside of middle
I think there are ways down there. They might even be all the way at the opposite corner.
I think they're over by the apartments.
well they block off both sides of this now that's interesting
come on give us them serve kits baby
Vaseline and a dig splint honestly the dig splint is pretty good grab I think
they're gonna come in here soon yeah
You should open up a bag.
Yeah.
Okay, I see two scabs inside of, uh, inside of Ultra.
Oh shit!
We got a golden cap!
Damn!
upstairs. Yeah.
Oh, fire. Oh, fire.
Oh, fire.
Oh, directors. Get closer. Directors office key.
Nice.
Yeah, sorry. Keep forgetting you need those shotgun scav kills.
Okay.
I'm holding the side you came in.
Wait. I'll go and work on those scabs here and buy a Jiff, eh?
Hey, you guys. So much in the suns, man.
To this side.
The players are?
No, the scabs.
Oh, oh, oh.
I'll go start clearing them. If I were you, I'd just hold and wait for them to inevitably come over here and try and fuck me for shooting.
Work?
Oh, you got both of these ones okay cool?
Yeah, I'm coming out.
Oh, yo you gotta come look at this.
Holy shit
You just rubbed one out in front of me, what was that?
So no, no, no, no, no, I mean what it what it looks like
No, no
I'm not gonna ask you
things. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry for assuming. Yeah, I am. Don't you ever. Don't you. Hey,
hey, don't you dare. Don't you dare. I gotta grab shitty meds for acquaintance. Mm-hmm.
Of course, I find a site and it's literally the shittiest site in the entire game. As you
I do.
Let's go.
Thank you guys so much for all the subs man.
Enjoy your drops.
Enjoy your golden cappa.
I think I got enough shitty meds.
Stop with that.
Come in.
I forget how many keys you get on this on this map this is insane yeah that's pretty
crazy guys guys guys okay I'm removing the rear sight I'm gonna show them that it does
absolutely nothing and then I'm going to slap whoever is continuing to say take off the
rear slap on the nipple.
mods find that man and slap his nipple that's right oh my gosh wait a second he was actually
mods so his penis back on yes so his penis back on to his body right there was a great
man. WM. Thank you so much. Give that man four inches. I'm gonna be honest maybe I do
like streets a little bit you know it's it's the spawns I think which has made
me hate this map yeah these areas aren't too bad all righty so I gotta go and
touch that tank out there here's gap let me go smoke this son of a bitch he
might have been up on the roof I don't see any apartments other than tarbank
Oh
I'm gonna try again
Ready
Scav
I think it was a player scab had to shoot it
No, I mean unless you like oh there's a scab and you back off and then you know don't worry about it
Level ten high train holy shit
All right, we ready to move
all right i got to go out to the right
yep yep yep
pop pop dk
not a bad idea
not good, i hear someone right in front of us
oh here's gav
thank i killed him
Where's the tank I got a mark at I thought it was out here
Another's one down to the left
It's further down. It's by the the big SUV truck
There's that shit here careful got a repack 60
I do hear something
a regular scan coming just coming out of the dealership I just heard someone go
is that you who just yelled ah
is that you who just yelled ah that was that was somebody ttsing
some of the guys same squad as the last one
No, I'm good, I gotta make sure these guys die.
All righty
Road closed locate the cargo convoy on streets of Tarkov the terminal ambush spot. Where's the convoy? Oh, it's out there
I do need to go out there
Yeah
All right, I'm gonna try and go out there. You come with me staying here. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna do all right
It's where exactly is that spot out?
So the ambush spot I think is just past these tanks at the back of this thing
I think I just
Alright, I need to mark this tank, yeah, that's all let me mark it
Yeah, I don't think this is the one I
Know we have to go all the way down the road and go mark the other one. So do we want to backtrack go do that?
Yeah, I suppose so
That's where the it's a pressure
that we are in killing red land.
Here's a question. Do we want to walk out back? Do we want to walk out front?
That's a BMP.
Okay
Surviving extract so that's done
Okay, neutralize kaban don't care about that right now
Obtain the digital storage from the dealership managers office. I need the key off kaban
Obtain the financial records on streets. Isn't that in this building?
Financial records no that's in the other building. Yeah, it's down the way. Okay. Let me look
Oh, got a kill.
Did you get him?
Got him, boss.
Good work.
Let's see what's in the piece of the air.
Alright.
Alrighty, so we did check.
Yeah, I need the two more tanks.
And then what's the shotgun one I need 11 more
That's not a player search something down the road yeah four players have well looks like we can't go out in front now
Oh, directly in front of us, nice bro, good shots, I didn't see anything in there, careful
of the windows.
Yeah, there's the scab jerking himself off in a corner.
I'm about right.
I'm gonna go mark this tank.
Oh, ETR's coming.
Wait, is there not a tank over here? I thought there was.
I don't remember shit.
Chad, where's the other two tanks at?
One second, let me get to the bottom of this.
Chad, where's the other two tanks at?
By Beluga.
Oh shit.
Oh someone's here.
Nope.
He's going through the VTR.
Oh I think he just left the VTR. He's on the back side of the building. How do we get him?
Oh my god.
Fucking players down here. There's no way.
There's just no fucking way.
I'm gonna die too, don't you worry.
sick dude. Sick fucking player scabs. Sick dude. Fucking sick.
That's what we're going to use.
pain. That one hurt. That one hurt. That one hurt. That one hurt. That one hurt. That
That won't hurt.
That won't hurt.
I can't lie, man.
That is
when when
I
Am in physical pain. I
Am in physical pain. I feel like I have been stabbed and the neck with a knife
And to be honest, I would rather get stabbed in the neck with a knife
Then a player scav sitting in a window
Shooting my fucking legs off. I
I feel like I have been betrayed, I feel like I've been robbed, I'm sad, and I'm in an immense amount of pain.
I'm just sitting there as I'm getting dicked down viciously and just, just, just nothing I can do about it.
it. Nothing I can do about it. I'm just getting evaporated, eviscerated, and it's just I just
got to accept that, accept that my butthole is up for grabs. Because yet again, the best
way to play the game is to sit in a fucking corner and to never move. That is the best
way is truly trial tested trial by fire battle tested it is immaculate honestly
thank you whoever just got done beating the shit out of my butt pussy thank you
thank you so much for that I appreciate it you're a wonderful human being and I
I hope nothing but death upon you fuck you and I hate you in game in game.
Oh, that's your funny fellow.
Why? What happened?
I'm listening to your.
Oh, you're listening. You're listening to my pain.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It just, you know, it's just it's never it's never good.
I I think that's where at least you just got one tapped my legs got blown off
It could really always be worse and
That's why I consider you officer one of my good friends because you will always bring me back down to earth
You know, it's right. Whatever I think to myself
Man, I feel like a scumbag for shooting that guy out of a window. You look at me and go
I killed a woman with only one arm
And I know it's gonna get better and it's gonna be better. That's right. Don't you forget it?
Thank you so much. Thank you. So thank you so much
You could be a chudster ultra also
Forget that either
forget that. Don't ever forget that. I could always be a Chudster Ultra. That write that
down. And you could always be a Chudster Ultra, but you're not. Because that is already taken
by our good friend officer. He is the Chudster Ultra. And don't you ever forget it.
That's right. I mean, do you think that guy wrote that message and understood the level
of cook that he did. I don't think he did. I don't think I don't think you can perceive
how good. Like you just try to be an absolute scumbag. But in reality, that was one of the
funniest things I've ever heard. Yeah. Yeah. All right, good news. Nothing's changed. Round
two. Round two. Round two. I love to stop finding things that I need for quests and then dying.
So say I'd love to die in a way where I say GGs
Yeah
That'd be cool, too. I'd be really cool one. I'll be really cool
What am I gonna use
What do I want to lose this time?
In a way that you don't feel bested, but it's just is what it is now
Like I don't I don't think
I don't think that we have had a singular death where it was like man, we could have played that better, you know
Yeah.
Dude, I just, I need to commit mass murder on this map.
I need 25, sorry, I need 15 shotgun kills.
I need 20 AR kills all the way up.
I think honestly with this map, you've got to fucking spread it out this early and wipe
because if you don't like player scabs spawn in earlier on this map, it's just hell.
And you're killed because you got killed by player scab and then I got killed because I had to kill another player scab after killing that player scab
Which gave away my position to the PFC
Better than that I think you just gotta you gotta
Pick your battles and I think on this map. It's just gonna be get it and get out
Get some stuff done reset do it again
Yeah, I still didn't grab do you need a green or a yellow flare for this extract on this map?
Oh
Green flare. I'm gonna grab that as well. I can knock that quest out
I'm just I'm just
Pulling you around like a like a yorkie on a leash right now. I apologize
Go over here officer. No, no, no get back here. Nope over here. He has bows. He has bows
up away boss sorry boss sorry for keeping you waiting boss
listen here's what we're doing okay before you start roasting me for not
doing officer's quests i am at the right there from having good ammo and
once i have good ammo not only officer but
But also, whenever P gets on, we are going to be in such a better spot because I can
just make good kits.
Someone said there's rock bottom and then there's officers basement.
Don't you forget it.
Oh, gee.
Write that down, you piece of shit.
Yo, again, thank you everybody for the gift of subs, man.
Enjoy the drops.
Good luck on the regular drops as well.
I appreciate you guys, man.
Thank you.
Oh, this is the song we need.
That's because I got a speech impediment, you know.
That's only lip-syncs because they'll slur the words. That's because I got a speech impediment you jerk
Yo, don't add a shirt
Nate, Mick, Berg, Ballistic, C-Tom and anonymous. Thank you all for the love
God you're an absolute unit
it. Oh, how are you going to walk in here and say that your first message today? That's
how you greet me.
Oh, look at those sexy golden cappers.
I
Am that boy
I'm not sure what's going on.
baby. I appreciate you man. Thank you so much for the 25 gift and chewy. I appreciate you
bro. Cause you won't invite them. We can invite lemon. Does lemon want to play? Bro, but that
means when P gets on we're going to have to run squads. Guys, I don't think I have it
than me to play with lemon, peanut and officer. Officer, he's good. We're fine with officer,
but lemon and peanut.
The dream squad. Let me let me talk. Let me talk to the other guy who's going to have
have to deal with this. Officer, I am, we're having a conversation of assembling, some
would say the equivalent to the departed Avengers. Would you like to hear the idea?
Of course, of course. Tell me about it. Okay, so it could possibly be me, you, and Peanut.
Or it could be me, you, lemon and peanuts.
Ah, that sounds like it'd go f**king away.
And you know I love lemon.
I love lemon.
To lose everything you own, move into a box on the street and get nothing done whatsoever.
get absolutely no loot. Zero, I mean, the chances of us getting loot in that group is
just, but think of it this way, okay? And this is, this is the way I think of it. We
could always send Lemon in first and Peanut will go in first as well always. So if you
really think about it, that's not only one, but two body shields, we'll call them the
Suicide Squad and then me and you stay in the back line and just watch kind of like
Fury that is dangerous. Yeah in the cup chair. Sure. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
That that on that sounds like a plan
No, and then we'll always come up with excuses why we can't take the loot out. Oh, I
Have my backpack full
Cool.
Quest items, all quest items.
Jack, the lemon we're in and we're so excited to have his skill join our squad.
Let me add him into the discord call.
have to join the new call, Officer. Hello, hello, buddy.
This is, this is going to be, this is going to be something.
This is going to be something.
Let's get out of here.
Oh,
there he is.
I joined the car just to see if Officer, would you like to play
with me?
Yeah, of course, of course, let me just get right back down the way.
I'm looking to do some duos today.
What?
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Lemon, I watched 45 minutes of the bird documentary.
Only 45?
I had to get some sleep to wake up in the morning for today.
Okay, be honest with me.
It was pretty good, right?
From what you've seen?
I love it. I
Okay, so
I love it. I love it for different reasons. Okay, okay, so I was in my I was in my bed
Obviously that is not something you watch sober
So I may have been
Hi is giraffe pussy having a good time and I was I was watching it and I remember
Being an absolute tears. I mean
not able to breathe when I was listening to the married couple talk about how
they're just winners they were like I'm a winner there was a guy in my
neighborhood who told me about a light show now I have the best light show in
the state of Florida it's the retired couple that's like way too into it
seven times winner actually we have the most captured pictures of birds out of
anyone in the country like just so bad about bird watching it's yes it's called
listeners do you see it's great on YouTube it's it's the best thing ever
did you see the screen shot I say you know look at your DMs and look at the
screenshot I sent you from my phone
Oh
Yes, I did see that
Yes, all the comments are lemon the juicemen sent me here
Yes
Lemon that hate you video game sent me here
Thank you everybody
Listen, I wanna
I feel like these guys are gonna make a second possible
Where's the last thing?
I don't know if they could have a third
If they're gonna do the van again
Dude, when they were in the van
And they were like
tells you how terrible being in a van is and there's just mosquitoes on the roof of the
van. I would just, you know, because when I watch Stuff Limit, I like the thing, no
matter how fucked up or crazy it is, like, what if I was in that position? Dude, there
is no way I could deal with it. I would get, I would, I'd get a hotel room, 100%.
Do you see that there are orders like the Crackhead and the Cracker Barrel?
Yes, it is yellow for four hours.
Like, dude, I'm just sitting there like, bro, if that's me, I'm losing my mind.
Like, I couldn't deal with that.
It really makes you respect the birders.
You will have a lot of respect for the birding community now.
I think I'm going to hold off on the binoc just for a little bit, maybe later.
Listen, promise me this though, promise me that you're going to download the free bird
birding app Merlin.
So then when there's a bird around you can ask it a lot.
All you have to do is open the app and it'll just tell you what bird it is.
It's a casual birding.
Bro, and then they were like, they were talking about how they would see certain birds and
they, they would, they would like, enter it in, they'd be like, I don't know what bird
this is, and they'd be like, hey, I think I saw this golden eagle, and they're like,
no, that's an Australian wallaboo mom bat or something.
I'm not kidding guys, I'm all in on the birding, and I, so I like track them online, and I've
I've gotten emails from locals saying I need to remove some of my listings because they
don't believe I actually saw that burden.
Like, you know, they're trying to keep kind, but at the same time they're like, dude, you've
got to remove this.
There's no way you saw a yellow-barreled warbler.
I swear, I saw a yellow-barreled warbler and I will not remove it.
But sometimes they do occasionally remove it, unfortunately.
That's absurd.
They can force you to remove it.
Tell them to get their game up.
Sounds like there's not they're not good. They're not good birders. They're not good birders
They're called finding a lifer. Is that what it's called life or life?
Yeah, dude, I'm taking that not even for birding just for just for saying it out
Was that where you like find a bird that you'll be sure once ever? No, it's just fighting a bird for the first time in your life
It's called a life. Oh
Interesting and some people don't like the term lifer because it takes away from the birds
Interesting.
Those people are bozos.
I also like it when the guys are using the actual recordings to like call to the birds and how that's like a big controversy.
Like don't do the bird call, you know, even though it might have the bird call back because it's not actual.
Chats from the other industry.
Ah, dude, dude.
I don't know, chat, where's this last tank at? Does anyone know?
One second, I'm trying to get the last tank and I don't know where it is.
I got this one there. I got the other one on the other side.
Officer, could you talk to you say something a little bit more? I'm getting the volume right for you.
Oh, yes, of course. Oh, yes, oh, yes.
Beautiful, beautiful.
There's one right in front of you. Oh, is that it right there? Oh, shit. I'll walk right past that one.
You already checked that one, didn't you?
Yeah, this is the one I went to and it didn't let me mark it.
Is it this one?
Here?
This one.
Is it that one?
Oh, shit.
That's Sniperscab player.
Sniperscab.
Hard to calm.
Yeah, but then it was like a suppressed shot.
Bottom left past Caban's area.
Bottom left past Caban's area.
I'm looking it up.
I'm looking it up on Wiki, one moment.
Is it called a fuel crisis?
Is that the one I'm looking for?
No.
BPDFO?
No.
Revision.
No.
Revision.
No.
Revision.
No.
Revision.
No.
Revision.
No.
Revision.
No.
Revision.
No.
Revision.
No.
Revision.
No, that's not it.
There it is.
Okay.
So...
Alright, I know where it is.
Okay.
We ran right past it.
Our last life.
Our last life.
But we need to go in.
You little fucking bastard.
I
Just all over the place. All right, you want one look the box like lightning. Yeah
You know God made this go beyond the gunner
Bodies oh shit, we're fucking dead
He's on the gunner
Where's that from? Oh, somebody brought a hole.
What hole?
This side we came in, off to the left.
I'm using the one-arm gun, by the way.
I'm simply...
I'll tell you, if I don't have all the spark plugs, I'm gonna be shocked when that quest
comes around.
I got so many of my stash.
Oh.
I hear wood.
Got it.
I still do these shotgun kills, but it is a scab, let me know.
No, it sounded a little player creepin'.
It might be in this last comics.
By this entrance.
I don't know how I was hearing your footsteps in a weird way, but...
No, I wasn't moving.
Okay.
Yeah, the connex with the tower on top of it, close to this building where I heard it.
It was like crouch walking on wood.
Like inside the shipping containers?
Yeah, and the one literally right next to us with the ramp or the stairs going up in
the tower in it.
There's something going into the dealership too.
I
Hear that far that scabs
This is me yeah, I hear that wherever you heard I hear it now. Yeah
of
hmm something second-floor dealership I don't know if that's the scale I heard or
what
no he was underneath he's in medical come into our building right now he's in
he's in he's in he's in he's in
I'm by the floor bottom of the staircase yeah he's in there hello I don't understand what
You're watching officer. He just ran out. He just ran out
There's somebody on our right also
Someone behind oh
Up on top of the conics I killed one
Scared player scared behind this you got that guy though. I killed something out there
I don't know what it was but it might have been him it might have not been him. I don't know
Well, there's still something out there
There's something else out there probably looting that guy's body
Yeah, I just looted him.
There goes all that gear I killed for him.
I
Yeah, yeah
Me we could always just fly out at this guy
Yeah, one way the other just got a guy by this entrance and a guy behind us
Yeah, I can hear him out there, he's still out there.
I
Yeah
I'm trying to sit in here.
There's gonna be a guy I think outside behind the car.
Yeah.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
Oh, I'm so glad I searched for the mid-bick one on him.
Nice!
You're rich.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, players gotta just spawn in crazy. I say we reset.
Yeah, let's go down here and grab this tank. I'm pretty sure we should be able to take the extract over here too, though.
Yeah, we can make collapse crane.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, it's this fucking tank.
I completely forgot this tank existed.
Me too.
We get a shot over there.
Nothing on the second floor construction that I can see.
Bitcoin is huge!
Player down in the middle of the street.
Middle of the street where we died last time.
It's basically right where you died.
You're probably gonna go into that corner store, I would guess.
Fuck him. I say fuck him. Hit the crane.
train. Come on.
I'm sensitive. Get these
questions done. We're not here
for him.
You know, fuck that guy.
Nice.
Good work.
I'm ready boys. I'm ready.
Let me hear your best Norwegian
Hawk owl.
Oh.
I mean, that's perfect
Did you have a bird in your room? I got a bird in the room. I don't have a bird in the room
But I've been practicing. Wow. I was majestic to be honest
And now when you're out there shooting near your ducks, are you using a Dutch call?
Are you gonna?
All but it's way all natural. No
Oh
That guy I'm all natural lemon all natural
Beautiful. Yeah all natural. I don't want to you know in the duck hunting community
I don't want anyone to steal my call. So I don't want to do it on the live
Is that a thing people stealing calls? No, I just made that up, but
But maybe if you're lucky in a private setting, I'll show you a little something something
What map are we going to guys? Just so I can look at my quest here.
Wherever officer wants.
I was going to say wherever I don't have quests.
I have officially gotten MA55A1 and I can do a barter or BD, I don't know what that
means, but I can get MA55A1 as well.
So I'm kind of rich. I just got 200 rounds of M a 551. Oh my gosh. He tell me what you got to do stuff
Lemon, okay, let's see here. Um, I didn't get as much time in so I have a lot of early quests still
Oh, lemon has a lot of immense amount of time in and he still does have early quests
I
Mean I could do I mean your customs interchange you woods
I would choose probably one of those
Anything but woods and I'm in okay. Do you guys want to interchange? I do can we can we get the only cargo documents?
No, we can't we don't
I told you
How many more hours have you played since last I mean
But we can't I can't buy them to level 25. Okay, what about
skiers wallet on custom I
Can't custom we can't do that either. I don't have the key hot. She doesn't have keys
No, I can't you buy the keys such no, I mean officer. Oh, I have great news boys
I can get us a 114 key 114 grab
Is that which one is that for that is for the briefcase the briefcase? Oh, okay. Let's do that and I
The one that's like in the back like that broken up truck in the back like shed yard
I think it's the area called shed yard shed yard
Yeah, officer is an ultimate Chester. Yeah, I'm Chester. I'm Chester ultra. I think I saw that
Chester ultra Chester ever get it twisted don't ever get it twisted and you address him by his name from now on
Okay, I got it. Yes, sir. Chester sir. Thank you. Oh
No guys, I did freakin bad. What I got the DVL all this stuff and I unpackaged the ammo
Because I'm a bozo
Yeah, no one would argue that
Do you guys have no key in the new open rooms to the right of pocket watch? Oh
No information unlocked
Wait, the wallet's never been a key room.
I don't know why I was accepting your, your...
...Donsens.
It's never been a key room.
It's open all the time.
I don't ever do it, I don't ever do it, I don't ever do it.
All I know is I found a Bitcoin and I'm fucking rich, boys.
Let's go.
Oh, shit.
Oh, the damn player scab.
Off of the player scab.
No wonder he was so, so scared as he was running away from me.
He was a black and modified just absolutely terrified of what was about to happen and I was breathing heavy
Let me what's your name again?
Uh juice man leprous j u i c okay. Thank you
I want you to know i i knew what your name was but i just love hearing you say juice man leprous
Oh, yeah, man. It's one u n vehicle for tiger safari. That's crazy. Yeah another quality of life one
You're always breathing heavy.
Shut up!
It's very nice, very nice.
Juiceman lepros.
All right. I need to drink.
Then I'll be ready.
I could have been doing that this whole time, but fuck you.
That's what I say.
We are very patient.
We're too very patient.
I do, I am bringing water for our group to drink.
Luckily, it just feeds two of us.
Maybe you can have me some juice.
I can do some.
No, no, you will go thirsty.
Officer, have you figured out your allergies yet?
I have not, nope.
Have you taken Propatol yet?
I have not.
I'm really over something.
Hutch, you've taken Propatol though.
You're not Propatol.
Oh, good. Morphean, good.
Oh.
You know, it's going to be so good.
It's got to be something.
It's going to be something terrible, something enough to
where I'm going to sit there.
I'm going to put my hat over my eyes and I'm going to listen
to because you had a bad day.
I had greedy Gigi would suck.
Yes, I'm pretty sure I popped one of those and I was okay. I don't think it's that either. I
Don't think I've I've done morphine so I don't think I'm morphine, but I haven't checked propatol yet. I swear I
Feel like that has to be the worst right
For for you absolutely we got go dorm boys, let's go on your horses
come on boys we've got to get
over there where are y'all at
I'm loading in I'm loading I'm loading I'm loading
Me too, me too
My e-machine is booting in right now
The booboo machine
I got it straight from Wal-Mart
Looking good, fit check, fit check, okay we've got our officer looking great we've got
You
You don't I think we do that I think we just we put you through some training, okay?
All right, teach me. All right. All right training exercise one you will be in the front of the pack always
Yep, that makes sense. I love that
Actually
much I'd like to backtrack just a hair yeah
Tiger support we can hit the other Tiger tank if you would if you would like oh
yeah because we're all the long yes any of them really what yeah you only need
one for that quest now he is looking out for us he wants to make the game
hard you guys don't have this poster I would take it that's how you start the
I got it. I got it. I'll sell it for the 12 nickels that they're going to give them for it.
I'm going to take each and every nickel. That's right. Stick it in your pocket and save for rainy day.
Head on a swivel guys.
You spin your break and roll number one about you always being in the front I
ain't got a stamina issue I swear yeah and you also did take the 30% increased
Everything. Literally the best possible game that you can get.
I can't buy that though.
Why? Why do you stand by that?
I feel like you're going to level quick in the beginning, but at the end it's going to bite you.
You're going to be top level already. It's not going to mean anything.
Meanwhile, I'm going to have perks like juice time where I can drink juice for paper.
It's very easy.
But what do you need that late game when you're rich and you can just buy actual PKs?
I don't think I've ever bought
You don't need to buy them exactly officer. You got to remember who you're talking to you're talking about
is
I think I heard that might be a rishala over there. Oh, I do need to kill rishala. We're going to floor one, right? Mm-hmm
So it was either Rishala or a very vocal snap.
They're angry.
Shit, I need this right here.
How many grabby item boys?
Do only one of us have to grab the item too?
Is that how it works?
I don't know.
I think you probably need to grab it.
It should be right up here.
Oh yeah, I just killed one.
Oh, I need to kill Reshala
Kill this guard that was on his way over here. I too also need to kill Reshala
The best looking kills first odds be in your favor
Yeah, I just want to
They outside
There's a player
My bullets are just not doing anything this guy
I'm watching the left stairwell. Please game just work
of
the guy who I shot about
50 times
but where's the shawla
I heard him on the second floor
I legitimately think that's Gavis bugged
I'm not even like trying to make a ha ha giggle giggle
No silly goofing
I'm I'm hacking the main frame
Hacking the main frame?
I could see through the entire building. I'm staring at hutch
It's all in bed. Oh my gosh. I got that sub cap.
Nice, so you do get it for me.
Yeah.
I also don't see any trees in the woods or anything. This is bad.
I'm running over to the first floor.
All right.
So they killed a player?
Yeah.
All right, let's go Luke. He has a suppressed gun.
I just want my guard that I killed with the halter.
Oh, you lucky bastard.
I got a cowboy hat up here for one of you lucky gentlemen.
No.
His car up? By the way?
I haven't even checked PS rounds worth taking yes, right? Yes right now. Yes
This you coming up to me yeah, yeah second source. I'm on second. I'm on second. Who's on third anyone
My gosh, that's not you
Holy shit, I thought you were on second.
I was literally between three scabs.
There's a player out here, Bones.
Oh shit.
Not dead.
It's in the woods.
We're at.
In the woods by ice cream.
Shoot a scab right now.
What floor are you on?
You're still on second?
I'm on second.
three
Shoot a scab right now much what what floor are you on you're still in second one third
Use yeah mentally prepare brother. I'm about to go to fucking war locked in
We can't die I've got my dvl with me
I trust you to be my ears yeah they're moving around us
I can trust you you can trust me I got great
I got like tiger ears.
inside right you're running around yeah it's me inside I think there's still
just out there where they are they are they are they're out there near ice cream
just looting I'm gonna be honest and this is what I say we do this is the
smartest decision oh the other side other side they're on the back they're by
car unless that was you I was made that was me okay I kind of want to say fuck
all this and get out with this shawls pistol I can't laugh whatever all right
officer with that with how would you feel about that I gotta do what you gotta
do would you hate me no I ran off on my cell this is my fault no no all right
honestly that might be them just moving getting shots maybe I hope if they
push in here I will instantly gain more confidence but pushing out and we could
always go at the back oh we can't go out back second anymore because the door
thing we can we have to go you run around with no mag in your gun no I got a
mag in my gun oh it's invisible on spectator okay that was crazy I appreciate
that though there was a good chance that I okay if there was any doubt that I
wanted to stay in this raid all that doubt has is gone I do want to leave are
Are you ready, Lemon?
You may get out of here.
I lost the one arm MDR.
Oh, they opened second door.
They opened second door.
They're on second.
They're in second.
They're in?
They're in second.
They're in second.
They just came in through the second door.
Okay.
And they...
And they come up to the mid and four is it possible for them to do so I'm gonna I'm gonna move them to chase me
Oh, because all those other streamers are gathering them all up, those greedy baths
They're a hot landmark officer.
I can't compete with them.
They're greed is too much for me.
I get it.
I'm just enjoying the day.
Listen, you guys come up with your hands up,
and I will promise I'll put the bullet in your head.
Which way's up?
Three or two?
Three.
OK.
Coming.
You blast him.
Did you shot me?
Is that you middle staircase woman? No, no, no, that's I mean not I'm in the back bathroom now
there's like three of them one listen dude it's hot share you scared me
What there's multiple one on one floor one by the stairs right by
What you doing up there?
Tuh, hanging around?
I'm not talking to you, Eddie.
You're gonna die.
You're very angry.
Very angry person.
Alright.
Oh, there's multiple teams.
I'm on second there's a guy who just jumped in through first
I'm rotating back. I am gonna be in the back of third. Okay
Okay.
Watch that, watch that.
We play.
I'm gonna leave it out there.
Listen, listen, we are playing for the win.
Let them kill each other.
Yeah.
Okay.
We'll let them kill each other.
Yeah.
There's one on second by the stairs.
There's one downstairs.
They might've just killed one.
what the fuck was that they're big bombing me
I'm about to get pushed on there okay if you see him I'll push that way
I do think they're gonna they're gonna push me so that okay I'm getting position I'm
get in position
I lit one up
shit, there's a guy grenadeing me
I can't, I'm between two guys
a guy I think just opened up the second door
uh, by the car extract
quiet
man you're doing great lemon
uh, I don't know if I would want you to do anything other than what you're doing right now
other than what you're doing right now. You're doing great. What are you doing? Watching you?
Okay.
And
even with a
RISK T. I am still getting one tapped to the face.
Guys, I at this point.
I don't know.
Still running around.
Lucky Perk kicking in.
That might be allergic to bullets. Maybe that's my allergy.
How many of you have been dead?
Oh, there's a whole... yeah, a good bit.
Okay.
You should have told me.
I thought the amount of bullets flying and my gun hitting the floor.
That's my bad, sorry.
Oh, great, mister.
I don't creep we hear you every so I could get both you guys very easy
Oh, you want to dance you want to dance your bozos
Was that a hodge
How was that nobody hey, I wouldn't mess around with us
the other side is well funny. I can listen. I'm going to take you guys very easy. I think
It's time for a good ol' server swap, gentlemen.
Imagine, I mean, look at the amount of bullets, look at the amount of bullets Lemon is able
to tank before he dies.
Could you imagine a world being able to take that many shots?
How wonderful it must be!
How wonderful it must be!
What am I doing wrong?
Nobody knows what it's like to be the juiceman.
Ha ha ha ha
He's cooking.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
You're a god, you're a god, you're a god. I love you so much right now, Leavens.
Wow. Wow. He did it. He did it. He did it. Holy fuck. He did it. He did it. He did it. That's insane.
Spit in my butt while you're in there.
That's insane! What?! Oh my god! Holy shit! What a beast! What a beast! What the fuck are you talking about?
talking in game juice you are you were you were awesome you're good that was
crazy I love how team affirmations I love how
juiceman waited to move a single inch until after I was murdered in cold blood
Well, if you had told me you're being pushed, I would have been there.
I also love how their first bullet leaving their gun head shot at me.
And while you were literally pushing his teammate, he refused to shoot.
Dude, I pushed that one teammate and was he reloading?
I don't know how that worked out.
It really is majestic.
It felt like the gods were looking down upon
outside of your body, looking down on yourself.
That was incredible.
Also, I'm getting told by my chat that I said,
north of ten times, I am getting pushed.
No, you said, I think I'm getting pushed.
Oh, oh, oh, got it.
Got it.
Did you grab Rashal's pistol off my body or did you find it?
Yeah, I got it. I got it. Nice
It still has your scent on it a little bit dude. I I'm telling you man, there's a reason I quit Tarkov
It's not because the game is bad. It's because I
Legitimately cannot get in a fight without getting head shot it. I have died
Probably 20 times all the headshots in the last two days and I am in I was wearing a risk tee and I still got one tap
Still!
So what happened there? Like those two guys came in, but there was another third party that came in on the first floor.
That was the third party. So the third party came in, killed the two guys you were initially talking to.
talking to oh and then you won't be to them
well I've got like 17 tasks in custom so I'm just gonna slowly do that you guys
just keep you know ready for the next I will kill you we can't because now we
a spectate did you my chance did you my chance to get the rpk uh i did not wait rd no no no
no what's rpk a good guy uh what listen listen i i'm not gonna lie i you did great you did great i
don't deserve anything a bandage i got a flash drive i got i i felt the pressure that i need to
So I spent a little time looting.
I'll get you boys back in.
You know, I just do it for the thrill of the TV.
Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.
You did so well. I'm so proud of you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yeah.
I
Don't say the juice is loose. Oh the juice is so loose right now
Looser than a chimichanga that's been sogging for a few days
There's no way for you guys to like opt out of spectating to like work on your kids, that's not it. Nope
Sure, that's we live unless we leave the group
Well GG's boys GG's. I died too. Oh that's wonderful that's wonderful so don't worry
juice while you were down there taking a shit uh they used all of their 556 M995 ammo on
me 10,000 hour gamer damn so one of them have 4k hours the other had 10,000 and
juicemen plopped this was a separate guy I don't even think this guy came to get
involved oh well either way for the raid juice man plopped his dick on the chest
of those absolute pussies great job baby easy the juice and I have but I see I've
got 50 hours in this game I'm a 50 hour talk off player well boys I'm gonna tell
you this I've said it twice today and I'm gonna say it again I will not and I
mean this I and if I do I will give to a hundred subs to my you know what I'll
give 100 subs to both of you. If I die, holding another corner, I'm literally going to alt F
for the game, give you guys subs and say GG's and get off for the day. I refuse. I will not hold
another corner. If I peek it once, twice max, I will never peek it again. I will swing my body
around it. That's the thing, right? I don't know. You know what it is and say you're fighting hutch,
You will headshot him advantage. That's all I know.
I'm in immense amount of pain.
Listen, we're gonna run it back. We're gonna get you guys everything you need. Fuck yeah.
That's right.
I love that I can buy MA55. It's so nice.
Yeah, I'm not kidding. I listen you guys are gonna call me a pussy. I will not peek another door
If I peek something I'm full body fucking swinging it and then if the individual is not there
I am I refuse to peek it again. I'm gonna go somewhere else and peek something different. I
Will not peek another thing
I'm so mad right now
Things you get brighter
See you guys are saying that
Like it isn't day two of wipe day three of wipe
Oh, I'm wearing a wrist T helmet nearly the everything you guys are saying yes
I agree to if I wasn't wearing a wrist T helmet on day three of Tarkov wipe and
the very first time I have been killed by around higher than M855 is the very
moment I looted a wristy the very moment I looted a wristy I run into an M995
round which is fucking bonkers as well I'm switching servers I'm gonna switch
servers really quick boys I'll invite you guys back
Don't worry, baby.
He thinks that switching servers is going to help him.
Honestly, I would start ripping Hell Marys if it would help me.
I'll do anything at this point.
I'll do anything.
I'd suck a dick to not get shot at again.
I mean, juice, I'm not kidding you, bro, and I'm ranting right now.
For three days, I have died 20 times plus and I could count on less than a finger how
many times I have died to not a headshot.
So I'm doing something wrong because if your dumb ass can run through a middle hallway
between two people and they can't shoot you, but they can shoot me on a pixel peak.
I'm not kidding you juice.
Open up my stream.
I want you to see how I died.
And these are the same people you just rawdogged with that juicy meat of yours.
I'm inviting you now.
Okay, show me, show me, show me.
And accept the invite. Let's queue and I'm going to show you right after.
I'm going to turn off the DMCA as well.
All I see is officer.
Or send the invite again.
Yeah, yeah. You have to leave that group.
and then I'll invite you guys.
Oh, okay, I got you, got you.
Invites have been sent.
Got it, got it, got it.
All right, wonderful.
Very nice.
Let me show you how I just got absolutely dick slapped.
All right, let me ready up real quick and then.
I might watch all the way back and see how many times I said they're pushing ready ready
ready up and then I'll switch over yeah okay let's see this let's see this here the fuck
was that all right mom and me let's see what you're working with here too quick
okay okay I'm about to get pushed on third okay I'm about to get pushed on
third okay I would love for there to be a comparison between what's going on on
my screen and what you're currently doing on yours if you see the comparison
I was holding the showers. I was on second store. I probably was surrounded I
Will save all that noise seems to not have been around my floor, but it was your floor
Changing height just in case you saw me standing up whenever I was holding it
I do think they're gonna they're gonna push me shit. Okay number two. I'm getting position. I'm getting position
I
Want up oh you're landing shots. There's a guy. I think we're in a me
No one was
The guy I think the second door by the car. Oh, yeah, you don't know what's happening
Oh, shit.
So, this is what I've learned.
I've learned I repeat that angle way too many times,
and I should have crouched feet that.
That's what I learned from that moment.
You should have got a better helmet. That's what I'm thinking.
Yeah, I mean, I was just telling Chad,
that is the first time this entire wipe,
I've ran into an M995 round,
and it was whenever I had a wrist T on it.
Always got to prepare for the worst juice.
Juice you always have to prepare for the worst when you think man, I'm okay there. I think I'm safe you are never safe
Watches, I'm gonna get a PMC kill in 10 seconds here guys
10 9
8 7 6 I'm not kidding 4 3 2
Okay, okay, nothing, I don't care, but it would have been so cool, it would have been so cool.
What about, he's a badass.
That would have been cool.
He's so cool.
I would have actually thought you were in like Uber flow, say.
Uber flow.
When you guys go first floor?
Come on first.
Yeah, I'm on second now, I'm on second.
I just came up.
I need to have a good rate little scab
what do you guys jump you still put a door just jumped
we're gonna go to my cheating spot I mean not cheating a fair advantage spot
definitely can't see through every single tree in the forest is there anyone
inside of a three-storey?
Uh, no.
No, it is not.
I couldn't tell you how long that took.
Oh.
What was that?
There's nobody in three-storey, right?
Can we get a confirmation?
Um, nobody in three-storey, right?
There appears to be someone in three-story.
There appears to be three people.
Now that can't be.
That just simply cannot be true.
Hey boys, not a headshot.
This time was a one tap to the armpit.
One tap?
No, I got shot multiple times.
Two tapped.
I was wearing level five plates.
DST round.
The armpit.
Alright, go roast gab run.
To be honest, I'm very close to running some solos.
I'm kind of losing my mind a little bit.
I'm in hell.
I am in an immense amount of hell.
Uncharted waters worth of hell today, which is a really bad day to be in hell.
But I am in hell
Aren't you using them as bait oh I thought whenever he said there was no one in three story
That that would mean that there was no one in three story and I could go to three story, but
Made a mistake there that's on me I
I forgot, in Spanish, nobody in three story means there's three big, girthy men holding
the exact angle that you're running out of, Hutch, don't go to three story.
I forgot, officers bilingual, fuck, that's my bad.
Cold Pea? I have no idea. I am. Myology is the bullets. I agree. I do think I am allergic
the bullets. Alright. Okay.
That's why it was on a box and not a person.
That is very lucky.
lucky perk coming in hot.
Honestly I probably should have just done another PMC run. They're probably going to be in that rain for a while.
I doubt Lucky applies to Scav. Can I be real with you? I don't think Lucky applies to anything.
I think it was a bait perk that we took.
I don't think it's an actual real thing.
Yeah, I think they were like, they were sat around in a group
and they thought, what is a perk that we could bait people
take to put them in a bad spot. I got an idea. Lucky.
I want to be lucky, Bowser.
BAM!
Been jam that time, lucky me.
Oh my gosh, brother, look at the...
You gave me a 34 durability shot, God!
What the f-
Who had this last?
Holy shit!
Imagine I'm in the same raid.
I died there.
I'm not even going to check if I have armor because it doesn't matter.
two dead scavs there
This is the place where we should go.
I am not going to show you.
I am not going to show you.
I like playing the scav on scav.
I've heard someone over here.
Maybe not.
Were those nades over here, do you guys think?
What were the grenades at?
There were shawls over there.
I mean there are so many shawls.
there it is
okay boys
What the hell?
The guy's at the extract
So bad about where these bullets are actually a shot out
That was a rat. Someone got ratted at the extract. No way.
I'm gonna kill him.
He came from over here, didn't he?
I'm dying!
I mean, usually rats sit up here.
Maybe he killed him over here?
There he is.
There's a chance he never looted him.
Oh baby, let's fucking go.
That's in level 1 armor class? I have no idea.
We're gonna have to grab that.
This guy had to have had a backpack. I refuse to believe he didn't have a backpack.
have a backpack. Yeah, I had to have, especially with a kill, no doubt. I probably should have
kept that heal on me. Oh, it's gone forever. There's the backpack. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, kitty cat, pussy cat!
Six tarcoins.
We got food, so we're okay.
We out. We are up gentlemen. Now we just need to live. We gotta live. Oh my god, do I gotta
live? That's all I need. I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just need to live. Please, please, please let me live. Please, please let me live.
Up that we're good. We're good awesome
A backpack all right, how can we get out rail road to port passes between rocks that's where we're going
Let's go I
I even checked. Do I have bullets? I got 15 shots. That should do.
How much is in this other bag?
Okay
All right, we got a chance
Oh
And lucky us.
Admin Gate?
Wait, Admin Gate is here.
Oh.
We want a raid!
We want a raid!
It's anything possible!
Oh my gosh, we did it!
IT'S ANYTHING POSSIBLE!
Oh my gosh, we did it!
WE'RE UP!
Alright, we have a kit.
We didn't have a kit, now we have a kit, that's a win.
That is a win.
We will take our wins where we can get them.
I'll take everything. Are they out of their raid yet?
I thought he was like looking through a window and they got him through a window but he literally
I am back.
How are you feeling?
I'm back.
I'm broken inside, but, uh, just went on a scab run, shot a guy, he ran to the extract.
I didn't get to kill him.
blacked out my stomach and broke my arm and I tracked down who we fought and sure as shit
there was a juiced mcgooser and I looted him and got out of the raid.
Good work.
All right.
Redeemed.
I'm on top of the world.
Did you guys live?
No.
I cannot say we did.
Wonderful.
We made them hurt though.
They lost some guys, they were limping out of there.
Good.
Yep.
Good.
Now, I'm just going to make a statement here.
Oh, you don't need to make, I think we all know the statement.
Yeah, we covered this, this was covered in class.
Okay.
Yeah, so.
Don't you worry.
Okay.
Our main takeaway was like, you know, if me and officer say something, you know, you
got to, you slow, you still slow down a little bit, you know, take a look around.
Wait a minute, these guys might not be as smart as I thought they were.
Hold on.
Hold on here.
I didn't know I should decipher what, and I quote, no one's over there, it's completely
clear.
Now I know Peter says, officer does have a Spanish dad, and I don't know if you, maybe
I just don't know what those words mean, but I have faith in my team, and I'm going
to be honest, I'm learning that I should have a little less, a little less faith.
I don't know. Don't think that. Don't don't realize that. Because I had
juicemen say, I got y'all pushed when they're going to push. There was no
push that happened. And I got officers saying, it's clear when there is four
juicy, very large individuals, they can get very, very not clear.
You know what I'm thinking? It's our first time, all three of us playing together.
And so we're kind of figuring it out, play styles and whatnot.
And one of my observations, I'm just throwing it out here,
is maybe we just need to be a little bit more clear.
So instead of saying it's clear over there,
we could say all three stories are empty. There's no...
Yes, yes.
We've got to get really clarifying.
Okay.
Now that I mean, I guess if we had said that it was still been wrong, but at least at least to be crystal clear
No confusion to be had there it is to be I mean I I don't want to speak on your behalf officer
But he's officers that it's clear over there like where was there was that three story?
Is that the well in my defense if you look through the previous I said is there anyone in three story and he says
because it's clear over there now.
Yeah, maybe I see.
Maybe it was.
That's a disconnect.
Oh, okay.
I'll get it next time.
No, you just need another disconnect.
Okay.
Well, it's all good.
I went on a scab, Nikita, God bless him.
He gifted me a fully kitted guy.
So I'm back up, no harm done.
That kid didn't matter.
I got the exact kid back.
We're good to go.
Good work.
Good, good, good.
We're good to go.
And Juiceman will be in the front of every push.
Listen, I'll take the lead on this one, all right?
As a token of gratitude.
Oh, I just peed into a cell phone accident.
Let me try and back out of this.
team affirmations.
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was meeting when I said team affirmations.
Boys, I'll be right back while we ready on it.
All right, I'm just going to say it. When peanut gets in here,
it's only downhill from there. I listen. I will say though, the good news about peanut is peanut
will run in first, you know? But at the same time, I mean, boys, I got no leg to stand on, dude.
I haven't won a gunfight since Vietnam.
I mean, I have just been getting absolutely slaughtered.
So I can't even talk shit.
But like, boys, if I was killing like 3, 4, 5,
and then like the 6 killed me and my teammates
weren't doing anything, I have every right to be mad.
But I'm not killing anyone, and I'm losing every gunfight.
So I can't be mad at anyone.
Yes.
Clear over there, I die.
That's one of those where I wouldn't really be mad unless I've literally died in the last seven rays in a row.
Sweet love and...
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Let's go.
Let's have a good raid. Goodness. Please have a good raid. I need it.
Ground control to major chud.
You really made the raid.
I'm 100% leaving juice on this one.
You guys didn't leave me, did you?
No, I'm not.
I'm already gone.
We're going to arms?
Yes.
Oh, I'm dead.
Guys, I'm just kidding, I'm dead.
I'm running behind you.
As quick as a leopard.
His third floor is always open.
Now?
Never mind.
Is it open?
No, it's closed.
Yeah, I think it's just darker.
I'm not used to these Tarkov raids getting in in like a minute or two.
Where is it?
It's not natural.
It does feel odd.
I'm coming into, uh, first one.
First one.
There's a scab in the bathroom.
I gotta kill him.
Maybe a little scab.
Yeah, yeah
Careful someone's on the gutter
I was just looking at I was I was I'm a loop, but I was looking at two story. I didn't see anyone over there
I did that.
I did that.
I did that.
You know, I'll control the major chud.
They made the raid.
Right, Chudster Ultra.
Chudster Ultra.
Chud, Ultra Chud.
I'm gonna go over to the second to hold the fort.
Damn four.
Yes sir.
What's going on?
Coming to you.
oh shit good key got a factory key boys die is it the big key
so looking like over there dense
got a player yeah i think there may be one more where are they at
First floor I'm on I'm going in front door right now. We're in for it. We're in first room first
Where is he at?
The guy we killed is on first. I thought I heard somebody else maybe on second
Where are you guys at exactly my good left first?
We're first left now
I'm just gonna hold second I don't I want to pee down there. There's a guy with you
I
Put my arm back on oh chat saying you might have heard me jumping was that
Yeah, I heard a jump. I heard yeah, yep
I just heard something in second floor the far corner next to the bathroom
I'm gonna go clear second you'll end up
I'm not get absolutely dick again
Sorry door calls that one of us has me that's me
They open this door up for me
We'll go right up the right.
Stuff it on my side. I'll stay behind this closed door. All good.
Good. Yeah. I think so. Yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Nobody here.
Good to hear. Good to hear. Nice work, boys. Some nice work. Good work, beautiful cop.
Everybody's alive.
Hey, we got somebody.
Woohoo!
Look at us go.
Alright, I gotta mark the Tiger Safari.
I don't know where you guys want to go from here.
I'm down wherever.
I'm down wherever we can grab my quest item or your guys is if you don't have it already in 114 and
then
We can just go along the wall might your mark your tiger next to the
What's that place called?
Bow post
Yeah, you can mark that tiger there and then just do a little fast one if you want
I'm down or we could be crazy
Is either you need the graphics cards
Like an actual GPU yeah, no no no no the graphics card. Let's request. Yep. What's this?
I just picked up project. Come here. I just tell me if there's another one for you
Second with me
Is there a thing right there for you?
Oh, there is. Project.
Yeah, project. I don't know what that is.
Documentation.
I don't know what this is.
Good.
This will keep it.
The thing you're getting in here is below us. It's a locked door.
Oh, okay.
Oh, it's a battle pass out. We already paid a hundred dollars to get past that. Oh, it's
It's not a bad thing.
Yeah.
All right, team.
Are we ready?
Yeah, let's go.
OK, so we're going to Tiger.
Is that what you said?
Tiger support?
Yeah.
So how does the battle pass work like you turn those in to push it forward? Is that essentially it?
Yeah, you get documentation.
Or you do what we did, you just spend $100 by the way through it.
Oh, you spend $100 by real players?
Yes.
Is that where you got this fancy kind of wine shirt here?
Yep, yep. In my face, I was all bloody and peasy.
Oh, you got the bloody face.
Yeah, I wanted the bloody face.
Hutch has got the other bloody face.
I got the ginger bloody face.
The ginger blood.
The unholy type of blood.
The soulless blood.
Remember when this was a camping spot?
People would spawn here and just lay on this cliff edge.
Bro, I remember going to war multiple times
times to pass through this hellscape section on the map. I wonder why people stopped.
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, this is still just our
Yeah, I guess the culture behind the game changed.
It really makes you think like we bitch about campers and like people singing bushes and whatever
but the reality is as you go back five years it was so much worse.
We just, we, I don't want to say fail to remember about it.
Add in the fellas that were flying around the map quite literally.
Hahaha.
The one having leader.
Oh, I know.
And the ghost of reserve.
Oh, yeah.
I think part of it too is a lot of the player base are people who have thousands of hours
and they're not looking to sit around and just wait for somebody.
they want to get in there
throwing nades fast as
oh is that a thing?
back in the day there was no
put it in your hand and unpin it
it was literally just you press G you pull it out and instantly throw it
so you would get in a fight and you'd be able to throw
three grenades before the first RG exploded so people would just like a rocket launcher
kind of yeah very much like a truck yeah yeah it was a it was a quite literally a rocket
launcher yeah. Nice. Try to think of what else. There was a meta where the AS Vow, like
think of how straight of a shot it is now. I mean brother it was such a low recoil where
it went down. Oh my god. And everyone was running around with that. I'm to your left.
I was there before the recoil thing.
Yeah, yeah.
So back then, I mean, nowadays you just be like, oh,
it's a regular gun.
But back then, having a gun with that low recoil
was the most insane thing.
You guys clear the building?
I'll inspect the loot barrels.
I'll divvy up the loot as I see it.
Does there go watch on there?
Oh, officer.
No.
a lot
I guess I should collect cigarettes. I always neglect to do it then
well another positive thing you don't need certain cigarettes of each kind now
you just need 15 cigarettes period
oh hell no that's huge
that's why you can't talk about it anymore but i thought it was insane
where's the ball crushing
why is my nut sack filled like it's not in a vise
well mine does
but you know questing wise it's pretty good
gosh guys i might have found
i'm not sure what this is this is some kind of item
what is that
some kind of it's
what does the abbreviation stand for
it's gpu
graphics card? Wow congratulations my one of the game this wipe I'm feeling good
oh I just I just realized I need a graphics card as I would just I will
take that from here from you yeah I left it in the dorms back in the dorms
course head back there it's it's waiting for you
I'm by the extract right now just looting this other area
I know we have a long our juice how long are you on to that
That's a great question because I'm gonna play later tonight with gimmick. I don't know. I'm gonna just play right now until I'm tired
And then I'm gonna get off for a few hours eat dinner hang out the family, and I'll come back
I'm gonna play at least at least a few more hours beautiful
Officer you staying on all throughout the day, or is that your game plan as well?
I will probably be on until
I
Don't know like five o'clock
Yeah, it's like a few hours
All right, I'm extracted. Take your time though, take your time.
It's not Officer, it's not Officer Badass Chat, it is Sir Chudster the Second.
That's right.
You piece of shit.
Sir Ultra Chudster the Second.
Yes.
They is named correct.
If you're gonna say my wife's name, you say her name correct.
damn hutch what gun you got here you're running with the big gun this is what i found this
is that guy on the scav scav run?
i all i did is put the scope on it and the suppressor and the grip and pretty much everything
other than the base gun i added on wow that's a hot gun
Yeah, I'm at the point of like I'm just gonna bring in everything until I I'm poor I
Feel like that usually pays off, you know
I normally said I sometimes I go as like just like pack it in the absolute trash. No
I over and over and over again
You gotta you gotta spin some money to make money. There it is. Just like gambling
You got to take the mortgage out on your house in order to win another house
Mm-hmm college tuition for the kids pull it out. Okay, take it to the casino double or nothing
They're either going to the best college or to not the college at all
Help Harvard or nothing
All right, all I need is a ZB 14. That's all I need
That quest is done
We still have the customs
We do rituals great song you do lighthouse kill me oh
That was a great. Yeah, thank you for the five good raid
Hey everybody watching remember you guys can get the drops for free you can spend five give
Shit from that one tag case and some other shit. I don't remember or you go out for free
And get dropped the ammo though. I believe it's like every how many hours sheds at two or four. Oh, no. Yeah, of course
Only an idiot would do that. Yeah, boron
We need air
absolute fool
What are y'all talking about?
Unboxing the ammo for the DVL quest you got like stash on a customer
I'm gonna give grace or graces do if it wasn't for gimmick. I would have never finished
If it wasn't for gimmick, okay gimmick
I would have never forgot finish with that quest shout out to gimmick god bless gimmick
the lepros give it the lepros this you can't you can't say gimmick and not expect me to
call you gimmick it's like a must like you two are so alike it's so hard it's like looking
that a pair of twins but I don't get it but with your voices and with your with
your mannerisms I we do have similar mannerisms you know it's the most
annoying thing though now I'll post some comments and everybody's saying you're
copying gimmick
What are you freaking years?
Like we're best friends.
We're not gonna have similar.
I'm like, what do you mean?
Like what do you mean?
I saw it on Twitter.
Dude, me and he and even you officer,
we talk to each other the same way.
We crack the same jokes.
If I'm not in the room, you're cracking the jokes.
If he's not in the room, we're cracking the jokes.
If you're not in the room, me and Keith, bro,
and people, they lose their minds over it.
It's like, guys, I don't know if you've never fucking had.
never had friends. You know, when you have friends and you crack jokes with your friends,
even when that one specific friend in the group isn't there, the other friends still
crack the jokes. That's how friends work. They don't get it. They don't get it. It's
hard to hard to make people understand that. All right, guys. Let's choose other than customs
this time. I'm in something different. Let's see. What do you got something,
officer? I could go street shoreline interchange ground zero. It'd be nice to
get those out of the way at some point. Factory. What do I have to do to open up
the ground here? Like I still haven't done the wine bottle. Like what am I
missing? You didn't grab the bottle. I told you whenever we went in there to
grab it I did not have that task it's
bullshit as you did I did not have that
time right now you're too busy talking
about those fucking birds that you didn't
grab it birds on the mind I swear I don't
think I think they didn't give me that
one what about shoreline are you guys
cool shoreline down with shoreline I
gotta go to the ragman's SUV and then
healthcare privacy part one wonderful I
I got to go to Artie Mon's car.
Okay, I don't know who Artie Mon is,
but we can go visit him.
My uncle.
Yes, this is Uncle Artie Mon.
Where is that? Is that the yellow car?
That is the yellow car.
That's by the bus, yeah.
It's like a little road.
Then I have locate the room with the reservoirs
and the health resort.
Obtain information about a second part of the cargo ship.
Where's that?
I know what that is.
It's blue barrels in East, okay?
Generators, isn't one of the generators behind a locked key?
And then locate and obtain any info
about the Terra Group research at the Health Resort, West Wing.
Is that 112?
I think that's 112.
I have over 8,000 hours, nine times out of 10,
I'm still looking at the wiki.
Yeah, it's too much for a quest.
Yeah.
Can't be bothered to remember anything.
I always ask just because I know someone in my chat
will always say, look at the wiki and refuse.
All right, well, I can do two quests without the keys
and hopefully a very gracious, humble,
sexy individual will open the door
after gimmick puts a bullet in his head.
Yes, after gimmick does it.
God bless you.
Okay, so we have a problem.
Lemon doesn't have shoreline unlocked.
I think I'm right.
Oh, shit.
Locate the entrance to the port terminal.
The only way to access the port should be through shoreline.
How do I unlock shoreline?
We have to go to customs.
Oh no, back to customs again.
We have to go. I'm sorry, guys.
One second, it might be a bug.
Let me kick everybody.
Well, let me just kick juice.
The juice is no longer loose.
Very dry.
Yeah, by Joe.
Oh, is it accidental witness to read the note on Kozloff's door?
Oh, we got it.
Oh, shadow, we do have it.
OK, good, good.
I'll have to chat.
OK, chat, you guys.
Huge W chat. Everybody's go ahead and pat yourself on the back. All right. And then, you know what?
Everybody's chat across the board. You can leave the work today. Leave the office double overtime.
All right. It's paid. It's all expenses paid. Get out of there. Go home. Also, I have told the
individuals that made the bet with you that they do need to pay up and send you their social
security numbers sooner than later.
I'm going to have some specials.
You have.
I'm going to receive some special security numbers.
It's great.
I've been using some of them to try to get a credit card.
Most of them also have bad credit though.
I think anyone is willing to give it out.
It's probably not who you want.
Probably not.
Yeah, that'll do.
All right.
Let's do this.
You know, I always see people after we say something like that,
put in a number that looks awfully like someone's credit,
or not credit, sorry, Social Security,
and I always think to myself, did he do it?
I did this guy have the balls, you know?
You know someone has done it and just said, fuck it,
I'm sending it.
I mean, what, I mean, I don't even know,
what would I do if you have a Social Security number
and you wanna, hypothetically speaking,
if you have a Social Security number and you wanna do bad,
What are you, where would you use that?
I don't know, but all I do know is, is on this wiki,
it is asking me, it says,
women over 40 want traditional dating again.
It's an app.
Oh.
If anybody needs me to send that to them in this group,
just let me know.
You know, I'm good, but I'm sure somebody
in the community is looking for that.
Somebody's looking for that.
Where does that oppose to that?
So, as opposed to, like, experimental data,
if you're looking for something experimental.
Yeah, you know, when I get those ads and I hear that,
I think the same thing.
I'm like, wait, what about, what's the other?
Like, what's, that's the truth.
Here's what's weird.
I get these ads for, like, hair growth, you know,
get your hair out of your hair, but it doesn't make any sense,
because I've got this like thick, thick hair, vibrant.
It's like a jungle up there.
If you could see under the hat, it's like huge.
And it's always like get hims or get this
and you can get your hair back.
It doesn't make any sense.
I get the same thing for food and ozipic.
Really?
And I just, I don't know why they keep giving me,
it's a plague.
Everywhere I go, I get fucking ozipic as.
Yeah, that's weird, because you're allergic to ozipics, so you'd think they would know.
I don't know. I don't know.
It's frustrating, to say the least.
The food ads I can handle, but ozipic ads, that's where I draw the line.
Alright boys, the first time in Shoreline this way.
We have spawned across the map.
In Asia, if you may.
We are far, far away.
Far, far away. Like Shrek.
correct. I'm gonna land far, far away.
I gotta have you here.
Hey, when I forget, oh, I gotta go to the SUV
in the lake in the opposite side of the map.
All right, this is what we do. Game plan, gentlemen.
Game plan.
We are going into resort.
We are going into resort.
We will loot the entirety of both east,
admin, and west.
We will then, after looting
all of the goop,
Lemon will find a lead ex.
Officer will kill nine people and have 20 kits on him
on him somehow managed to fit it all and I will continue being sexy after that we will leave
we will leave the resort we will go touch the car we will walk from the car over to the tunnel
I will mark the yellow car and then we're out did I miss any quests you okay I've got I do have
healthcare privacy do I have to do them all in one go or is that a no okay do it as you will
What's healthcare is that mark in the ambulances?
I mean, that's ambulance, right?
Okay, wonderful.
There's one at the resort.
The other one is at the tunnel, which the other two,
and we will mark that at the end of the road.
Yeah.
Beautiful, beautiful.
We should let them do the terminal thing.
Wait, so we lock in everybody come over here.
Touch, touch tips.
Touch tips of the guns.
If the tips, triple tips, triple tips.
We're ready.
Hammers be mighty
Just in that what are they doing with those things I don't get surveying at all
What are they doing when they're standing on the side of the road with a camera thingy? What?
They're either doing absolutely nothing
or they're doing something very crucial to make sure that everything is level 4 said road or build
but I think I'm leaning way more towards absolutely nothing and it's all for show they pull that
thing out they stand there they kind of look through it yeah you gotta stand there and look at it
for a few minutes and then sit there the rest of the day smoking a cigarette or doing an
energy drink.
That's really, I have never seen someone stand next to that device and look like he's doing
something.
They are always smoking a cigarette or drinking on something.
I mean, hell, I've seen some eating a full, you know, had a table next to them eating
ribs.
Checking the elevation. Oh, this is locked now. That's crazy. Oh, you might be able to is it have a lock on it?
Oh, yeah
That's gonna get me for a while
Okay, now if I remember the game plan it was loot grab letter. Yeah, I gotta kill 20 people
Good luck.
Oh, you have the 8k and the best.
Oh, he's talking about the plan.
I could give you a very tall order, but I would never give you anything I didn't think you could do.
My heart is a building right now.
Hot shot.
I did kind of...
Okay.
Like a player or?
I can't tell.
Where's it at? It's not shuffling like a scab at the end of the hall to the right
So go towards that and
Scab I'll get it
All right hodge what okay, I'm getting all day
You're so sexy you're so strong
Pateet?
Well, I think a lot of people...
Wait, teat?
Pateet.
Pateet.
Pateet.
Pateet.
Pateet.
Pateet.
Pateet.
Okay.
Pateet.
Yes.
Yes.
That as well.
Yes.
All those things.
But then also, there's this comment about a one-armed girl or lady.
Oh, no, no.
What?
What?
What are you talking about?
I don't...
What are you talking about?
Are you fucking crazy?
That's crazy stuff.
Okay, well, I just read a comment.
It's I forgive me. No
I don't know
There definitely was a moment today wasn't wasn't a moment today
Where we got into a in a war in a dream. Can I say a dream in a dream?
We may have in this dream gotten into a fight where I ambush shot someone from a window and then
officer ambush shot some a different person from a window and then right after
he killed that person he said and I quote that guy was crabbing around it
shit on and later we figured out that that individual that he did shoot was a
one-armed streamer that then came into the chat and said that was me I only have
one arm I thought they meant in game so I just you know casually to the office is
sorry wait it was an actual but they actually come as a shocker yes this
actually happened and yes we did kill a woman with no arm with with one arm but
that may I say something but one arm that she does have the dexterity the
control the control I mean not someone to mess with not at all and I mean to be
it could they could have played any game and they chose dark off you know that
that takes some skill yes and from what I've been told her name is crystal shout
out to crystal she is actually a demon so you know if anyone else would have
would have taken that moment for granted. Officer, he didn't hesitate.
No, didn't hesitate. He took the shot. He took the shot with incredible accuracy. It was great.
Was that you guys running around? I'm on third. Somebody kill a scab on third? Yes, I did.
Trying to rack up my 20 kills. We're still on the, what is it, east side, west side?
We're on east the other side is west because west 301 but nobody's in the
admin time and admin I'm in admin okay and I'm in west east I had 306 you guys
have that quest I'm in the southwest on the eastern side oh who's this is that
lemon yes me it's me it's me okay one second I'm on second I'm direct this
year are those 20 kills going officer terrific where are you exactly on admin
I'm in admin second floor you see this is what happens when we have a plan and
we stick to it where you guys an admin I'm an admin all right I'm coming up
Dad
Lemon is coming up at me 306. I don't know if you heard me say that but that is
Yeah, we need it we're gonna need it wait two one six. I got that one too no 306 is that the one with the which one's 306
Is that the one here's hey you actually I think you need that yeah for the generator. Yeah, yeah
That's the do we head over there real quick. Yeah. Yeah
I'm coming to admin, coming to admin. I'm shooting this individual, coming to admin.
Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him, shoot him.
Actually he's dead.
I'm following the land surveyor. Put down your surveying device.
Surveying the lands while also smoking nine Marlboro Reds.
Perfect.
That's a lot of cigarettes.
500 cigarettes.
Oh, somebody pointed out that we're changing plans, this could result in very bad things,
but sometimes deviation is necessary.
All the things are flexible, all good decisions were by chance and not by preparation or planning.
Remember that voice.
That's right.
I'm writing it down.
Reaching?
Not reaching?
No, you're not.
Alright, there is a chance that I may have forgotten...
Let me see here.
I don't think...
Do you have to mark those areas?
No.
No.
You know what I'm gonna run downstairs in the market
It's out here the hidden terror group on
Shoreline that's at the pool. Oh wait. No, this one is
This one is the generators in the east and the west way the gyroscope
Gyroscope
Generator it's this one. It's free
Oh, there's a guy by the helicopter, a guy by the helicopter.
Real quick.
He's right in front of me, he's right in front of me.
Nope, nope, nope.
My helicopter?
I saw him.
I saw the top of the dead person.
He's right in front of me.
I have a fence over there.
I'm going to backtrack 100% it was a player and get back in the building that's a scav
I'm looking I'm not seeing him.
Did you watch him?
He was at helicopter and then he went to the left like he might have just dipped down
but it was I think he might have dipped down and he did.
He dipped, he dipped, yeah, he full dipped, he full dipped.
He's wearing that, I think though,
you're the officers Hawaiian shirt.
Yep.
All right, where is that?
It's over here, I thought.
I'm really failing. Oh, got it. Alright. Got it.
I'm gonna put my arm back on real quick, fellas. Alright.
Planting the medical device upon the amulet. Ambulance.
the two shit
We are doing so well right now
We're incredible
Look at all this
I
Don't think this guy has missed a shot yet. You give off certain challenge. She says
Watch this he's dialed it. How high coach how high watch this running over to west
I'm following behind the bait boy
Something inside
Good to see his head so I shot him in his thigh
Oh
Jackpot
All right, I got a survival kit
Work now the question is is am I allergic?
If I'm allergic to serve kids voice
I'll do a light injury so we could test it out here. I don't I don't need I don't want I want to be
I'm getting worried. It is impossible to be allergic. Also, does anyone need the shmold
face mask? I think I have one. I'm good. Okay. I might need it. I'll take it just in case
I do all right here who up thubba-dubba-lubba-dubba-dubba-scoop
back but nice back but
thank you guys again for all the gifts in the subs today it's it's hell to try
and keep up with because everybody's getting in their car I do really
appreciate you guys man there's not going don't thank you more importantly
I know it's for the drops, but thank you guys so much for giving opportunities for people to watch the stream without ads
It's all helping grow the community and it means a ton. So check we just we just fill all the chats with W's
Joe love. I just love that they deserve. We appreciate you guys man. Thank you all so much and
Enjoy the drops boys. No, sir. I am underneath. Oh
Right below us. I think on the road
Wait, where did you guys leave it from the road?
Yeah, no one was still in there.
First and second floor west.
Got it, I'm in basement.
I don't know what that little building is, but it sounds like it down there.
Oh, with the like bus station?
Yeah, the little bus station.
Somebody just did a couple shots right there.
Do you guys know where the bodies, nope, I think I got it.
Yeah.
This one you guys on the staircase?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wonderful.
Third.
I want to be honest, boys.
I'm a little, I'm a little gooped up.
What about y'all?
Yeah.
Some sweet little treats.
I'm happy with it.
All right.
So update on the plan.
Just in case there's any confusion on what's next.
Right, new plan.
No, no, same plan.
Just reminding.
Same plan, but a little different.
No, exact same plan.
Step by step, word by word, just a reminder.
Being said in this moment.
With a little bit of a change.
No changes at all.
We are going.
No change.
We are going to the car next boys.
We are getting the car, the officer.
Then we will go down to the road and we will mark both ambulances.
Ambulances.
Beautiful.
Okay.
Are we ready to move out with tune?
Mm-hmm.
We are ready.
Yes, sir.
Alright.
Just touch tips one more time just for good luck.
A triple tip for touch?
Yep.
Just touch the tips.
That's the tips.
That's the tips.
Ooh.
We will not die now juice. Can you give us a sweet bird like song?
I'm so fucking running
Lock and we there is the blessing of the bird. There's just no
No way that is gonna be upon us
I mean, like, imagine, okay, here's, here, give you, let me give you a scenario here.
Okay.
You get the Fenderbender, hey, you know, no reason, no reason for this Fenderbender to
happen.
You think that guy had to have been on his phone.
red light, it's been red for a while, bender bender. Then he gets out and he goes, sorry,
I just got a lifer. It was a Norwegian. Owl. Okay. Very rare. Very rare. Very rare. Would
you at that moment be mad at him? And I mean, he's in the full get up. He got his binocus
on his chest. He's in his short, multiple pocketed cargo pants. Got his little hat on.
And I would give that man a handshake. I would ask him what his username is on eBird so I
could compare notes. That was a sex thing. I think it's for birders. Yeah, it's a birding
sex act. Yeah, it's just in breaking news that Seven.
The E-Burder is the new horn of the bird kingdom.
The E-Burder is a big deal to me.
Multiple burders have been lured to their death after they were told that a hawk was in the eastern region of Florida at five.
A lot of the profile pics on that thing is that people would tape bird feathers to their skin.
I need to actually...
Okay, you wanna hear a crazy story? This is a real story, alright?
This is the way before I was inverting.
But I had this aunt who was always dating these random dudes when I was a kid, right?
And this one dude in particular, him and my aunt and my cousin, we get in the car, we go to this, like, local park.
And when we're at the local park, and I'm a kid, so I don't fully remember everything, but what I do remember
is he threw a bag over a seagull, puts it in the ziploc, not a ziploc bag, but a big garbage bag,
and then throws it into his trunk, and then when we went back to their house,
he clipped the wings of the seagull to keep it as a pet.
What?
I am not kidding. And as a kid, I thought this was normal.
It wasn't like until later I was like...
I was like, well, in a seagull.
I'm over it.
I mean, what thing have you been with, like, some cool, like,
an owl or something?
Yeah.
But a seagull?
Like, it was one of those things, like, until I was an adult,
I was like, this is just like this is the most fucked up things
I've ever heard.
Yeah.
You know, spoiler, it didn't work out between those two.
I don't know what happened.
What happened to the seagull?
What?
I know I remember the seagulls just like walk around their their yard like their
fans here fly oh that is a special kind of person that it takes a special
a psychopath
Yo question do either of you beautiful
blushes
Gorgeous men have an extra marker. I will return thy favor
That would be just thinking of you dropping that marker
It's me going I could give one I can give one marker here
Thank you so much.
How many markers do you have on you now?
I've got two markers.
Nice, okay.
Because if you didn't have two and you needed this, we're back for the ambulance.
With all due respect and love, I'm going to give it back.
We have four ambulances to mark.
Well, are we getting the fourth one on this round?
Where's the fourth one?
Wasn't the fourth one down by like the dots?
We passed the fourth one. No, the fourth one is in the, uh, what's it called? The Cabins.
Yeah, right over there. So this is what we do. I will mark my car, I will extract, and
you two give me all your best loot. I will keep it secure in my stash while you go and
try to get this next quest done. That's something we could do. That's something we could do
if we wanted yeah I really wouldn't mind oh look I'm the Indian island into the
island are those players look at two two guys two guys there's one night
scabs scabs scabs scabs no those are not scabs I think those are players dude
maybe we have a scope I'm a scope them out oh yeah yeah yeah player it's a movie
there's guys there's guys unless they're player scabs wait where's this car at I
need a mark is it the one down the road or it is the one down the road all right
boys I'm placing my back right here yeah here we have okay I'll guard the loot
here please do not rob me please do not do not betray my trust I will not
betray trust I'm just taking a look at your search experience but nothing more
thank you just looking in here just see what a surveyor keeps on them and I'm
gonna go back in Mark yeah let me go with him go with him go get your last
You know I would if I had one more marker.
I think you should leave this raid lemon.
You have a marker in here huh?
Oh my gosh I need you to bring it over to Matt for God's sake.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, do not take it.
There's no way that happened.
Lemon, Lemon don't take it.
Mark your last name.
Where you at officer?
No!
I'm going to the cabins go into the cabin. I can't believe it. I don't know that you have to mark it
There's the same market. You know, you don't need I think you just touch it. Yeah, you just told
We say cabins like we're
Sturmin in the boys hang out sometimes
Santar yes, and your uncle and your uncle uncle Sally. Okay, I'll keep my eyes open for him
I'm trying to think if I have any
any oh I have I mean this isn't this isn't crazy to me because it's normal but
anytime I tell people who aren't rednecks it's a little crazy okay let's
hear it my grandfather right lives in the middle of nowhere okay he would
quite literally go I say is it this is you in the house right officer yeah yeah
But anytime my grandfather would go into town, which just means leaving where he lived, which
is about a 45 minute drive to wherever else he wants to go.
Right.
He would get excited and we would drive down the highway kind of like birders, just looking
up the window in every direction.
Not for anything living.
I do have to mark this by the way.
I do need a marker.
Jesus not for anything living but for just the God willing opportunity to find
Beers that have been hit by cars
So that we could load them up into the truck and go home
Good venison
Cutting up roadkill like
People would call I can't believe it column and be like hey
Hey, this Jebediah just hit a deer on this road.
I'll be there in five minutes.
Yeah, that's me.
That's me.
That's me.
Yeah.
So if it smelled bad or whatever, he wouldn't grab it.
But like, if it was a fresh one, oh, that fucker's coming with us.
Have you eaten a little bit of the food?
Has he cooked a little bit of it?
Have you tasted it?
What do you think?
What do you think we just left this there?
I mean, of course.
Yeah, I don't know.
I thought maybe you would have standards of not like, not eating road food.
I mean, I was like, eight.
There's no standards.
You just listened to your grandfather, you know?
Okay, now this is what I'm trying to do.
Wait, wait, Hutch, you didn't leave, did you?
Yeah, I'm gone, why?
Oh, did you leave that slaywa?
There was a slaywa in your bag that I needed.
Oh, you need, I'm actually still in the raid.
But you need this
Listen you do a train I might have a double-a battery I can give you the double-a batteries are going for a lot
Can I tell you something?
Yeah, from the bottom of my heart. Is this you this you guys? Yeah, this is me. Yeah, this is me
Okay, where you hiding I see I see I would never give you this
I don't you need that you didn't need that marker. I did need that marker
You needed more than me listen. I'll get listen care to it right here. You have that
I'm not even looking because I'm sorting my stuff
Take a look at a moment. It's top. Oh, you need like chocolate, right?
All right, what do you need?
He doesn't like chocolate.
You're looking at chocolate.
Look at his lips.
And I'm going to need more.
I'm going to need more.
OK.
OK.
Come on.
Big deep into the pockets.
Deep.
Aquapamsey.
Aquapamsey.
I'm going to need more than that.
That's nothing.
I know you got something worth actual money.
And you're clicking everything around it.
Drop.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
Drop what's worth something.
There's some stuff.
All right, fine.
I'm gonna you you're I'll give you the loot Lord now that
Is a good trade?
Loot Lord. Are you better give it to me though? I?
Would hate to have to put you down with this MP5. Oh shit. I'm I'm I'm thirsty
I have to go
Wait juice I don't have any juice
I'll see you guys in a moment.
It's huge, Rick. It's huge, Rick.
Uh, I was gonna shoot him in the leg and say pass it on, but he went the other way.
Alright, good rain! Good rain! Good rain! Woo!
Is there something on this SUV? Oh yeah, there is.
What the fuck is that?
I don't know.
It's GW, G-Wag and Flash Drive.
I'm gonna say it. I think having a plan going into the raid was huge.
It was. I think it held our morale together.
Morale was good.
We all went in with a plan.
Like what we needed to do ourselves.
We did it.
Yeah, we did.
I did what had to be done.
I have gotten a, uh, a DM, thank you so much for the shout out.
Your community definitely showed up and I appreciate you also fuck you for murdering the one armed
girl.
Hey, I'll take it.
I heard a thank you at the beginning of that.
worth something though. There was a thank you at the beginning of that. WS. WS boys.
WS. WS.
There it is.
Now I can't get out of the raid I
Mean I got out of the raid, but I'm stuck
Just all that for I've had that happen ago. I thought the extract was just like no
Lemon go ahead touch go ahead officer Chester now
Now, you can't, you can't, all right, I found a couple things here boys, good things, at
East 108.
What does that mean?
Zero clue, I don't think it's useful, but I have it.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Where are we going next?
Give me a second here. I'm going through all my tasks. I've got one million tasks that I complete
It is I mean, I'm still not officer
Officer FA I believe and
And
You video games
It's actually really cool. They are two streamers gimmick and juice man that both stream on the same account
They're best friends that grew up together
Give them both a follow for sure. They are also they're awesome both gimmick and juice man some of the funniest motherfuckers
You can just sit there and giggle at
They're awesome. They're awesome. I
Think it's uh, I think I think
The game is kind of bugged out maybe
Are you able to turn your question I turn all night in okay, let me restart as well
Oh, they're awesome bro, they're awesome. There's a reason why we call it step four
gimmick juice. Yeah, they're like the exact same person. They're so funny
What about it? What do you guys feel about a woods round? I can do woods. I've got the
Iskra water bottle one. I've also got Sturman if we get real luck. And then I have the gyroscope
and the motor controller on wood. I have a shitload to do on woods. But uh,
Hutch is the one you got to convince that one last time we went to woods. I killed what happened two of Sturman's guards
I looked for
Sturman couldn't find him dropped down to loot a body
After clearing the entirety of the map and there was a man on a rock with uh, no armor no helmet in an sv 98 with my name on it
And a scope. I didn't know was possible to even attach to a firearm
But he was a good guy or bad guy?
Oh, yeah, he shot me in the fucking head.
Yeah.
Yeah, sounds like he might have been a bad guy.
Bad, bad man, very, very intuitive.
All right.
Say that.
Well, boys, I think Woods may potentially possibly be the literal one map I don't have
anything on.
Let me look.
Kill Sturman.
That is all but but I am a team. I am a team player
We can go and I can look for cigarettes
I
Mean I'm open for other maps. Let's get some we can all do. I mean you guys are still anti interchange or wait
I was never anti interchange
I
Believe that was me. I need to kill four PMC's on interchange for long line. I have to do that
I need Ollie. You still don't have that key?
Dude, just a look.
Oh, and I have to install a Wi-Fi camera to watch the Kiba arms entrance.
I need to do that as well. Let's do that. Alright, let's do that.
I'm falling skies. Is there anyone who I can trade for chat?
Do you have anything, uh, officer for interchangers?
Interchange, yes. I've got interchanged. Let me see.
Interchange, I have killed the MC.
It's only three o'clock, man.
Locate, obtain the Oli cargo route documents.
Probably be on in a little bit.
Oh, do you have the key for Oli?
Nope.
So I
Hunting PMC's he's been looking for this
Is it all the logistics is that a rare key?
Kind of and we could find it on like a scav on streets if you search a bunch of violent cabinets, okay?
That's a good place to find it
I am not much of a looter
I like to move and groove the best loot is the loot you get off of somebody else
What did that be your buddy or somebody you put down, you know
Mostly your buddy
Or after your buddy dies while pleading for you to help them for the second time
Yup, things happen. Sometimes you can't help because you're too busy
Taking a shit
Drinking your coffee
Well first time chat maybe one of you guys can answer
where's the peanut
well which one of you is responsible for making sure you know where he is
that's going to be juice juice is that the one who's responsible
yeah peanut right now he's at his local mall
uh... brahru what is that place he's at sabrano sabranos the pizzeria
he's got to get an orange julius
he's got an orange julius
lock it up
They said, do you want the double, double of it?
And he said, absolutely.
He's, he's had way too much sugar and mall security is saying it's time to leave.
Sir.
Yeah.
They've been saying it actually for about 30 minutes, but he is refusing to leave.
And he may get arrested.
And he's just shouting, I'm a big deal online.
Big deal online.
You gotta believe me.
You gotta look it up.
Look it up.
This is me, I swear!
I'm a peanut!
You gotta let me fly!
I need you guys to uh, to leave your group.
Oh yeah, forgot about that.
Sorry, boss.
It's all good.
I just realized it anyways.
I would really like to have a site on this map and I don't have any, that's upsetting.
Yeah, it's always these maps where you're kind of like,
Oh god, a hamstring pull yeah
I've got to kill scabs 40 yards out. So if we see a scab long, long way away, let me know
Got it
I will not let you acquire snackies and then I'll be ready
Uh, let me give you a playlist listen to what do you listen to?
Whenever you're like, I'm just trying to
Nice chill, but also
Throwback will also
Sexual attention. What do you think? Yes, what do I listen to for something like that? Let me think consider
Listen to music
Okay, I don't listen to music
Don't listen to music. No, I listen to music, but I listen to like I can't like
The most whatever the most poppy
Stuff out there at the time is what I'm listening to. All right, like top 100 pop
That's it. You're talking about
I
Like honestly Taylor Swift Justin Bieber not even a joke if it's catchy. I'm listening to it
like the
Whatever the top stuff is and I don't even know all their name
Like there's the one song I've listened to all summer all summer is I don't know who she sings it
But it's called like run rabbit run
So good. It's not a rabbit. That's running. It's a summer. You don't say
Run rabbit run
K-pop demon hunters. Oh, I love it. I love it. Give me more
Let's see here, listen, it's good music.
It's good music.
Oh, what was the one other one that I was listening to?
Oh, and then the other song, again,
I don't know the name of the song,
but it's a Jimmy Buffett song.
And he's singing about how he was dreaming about Elvis
on the day that he died, the day that he died.
I was singing last night about Elvis, day that he died,
Da-da-dee-da, da-da-dee-da, ha-ha-ha-ha.
What's your favorite song of all time?
Favorite song of all time?
It's by a band, a guy named Josh Ritter,
called Girl in the War.
Best song by a landslide.
It's so good.
Then the second favorite song is from that viral
saxophone guy who's on a subway in New York City
who pulls out a saxophone and they do a sax battle.
I love that little tune.
a little
a little
tune
oh it's so good
alright
your street cred just went way down
way down
way down
the stock is way down
way down
let me hear your music suggestion
let's do a lot of Bill Murray presidents
wait Bill Murray?
like Bill Murray the actor
no no
different Bill Murray
different Bill Murray
different Bill Murray
now you're pulling my leg
Bill Burmary
Bill Burmary
Bill Burmary
Also different person
Fox Lake
Edola Schrezzers
Pissed
Aaron
No
Those sound like chat GPT
AI damn it
Pissed
Yes, go listen to some pissed
I'll look it up
look it up is this not the brightest area ever holy shit my audio couldn't have
those right above us or at this comms make comms okay permission to talk
I think we're good. I think we're good.
No, I wouldn't say it audios is y'all shut up. I'll say it audios and I've heard like a walking step in front of me.
Yeah, that's made up.
Okay, made up. False profit.
Alright, game. I'll go first.
At least I'll go first. I hate this map.
Protect me. Where are we going? Left or the right? I forgot what we're doing here.
We want to go left. We want to go sit in logistics and hope that someone walks in there.
Well don't they have to open the key for us?
Yes, that's why we're going to sit in there and we're just going to camp that shit and hope.
Listen, I have an idea. Follow me boys.
okay okay it is a full proof plan it is it is something that has never been thought of before
and will 100% work
let's go close that door doors closed doors closed
I don't move. This is our plan. We are going to sit in the shitter. And the moment. The
very moment that we have someone in
Hey! Cock-Sockers!
Oh, is that one of you guys?
Die, scab!
Oh, I don't know where I'm in.
Okay, well I know- Come on fellas!
That's what the fuck we're learning there!
Sorry. Sorry. I was just looking out.
I was just trying to fit in.
Alright.
What do they need to open show me the door open this door right here this this my chair
Have we tried to reach?
Say hello to my little friend.
Who ever voiced this?
Oh behind us find us.
That's a scam.
Yeah, I'm walking out of here after all those just got done yellow y'all got this
To be honest, I just don't think anyone really plays this map.
And the people who do are Summit 1G or creatures.
They're sick in the head?
Yeah. Listen, you're not a regular thinking human being and playing interchange for joy.
You don't exist unless you get your Summit.
Truly my least favorite map.
No, you cannot tell me this is worse than Lighthouse.
Listen, I'm not even kidding.
I kind of like Lighthouse is like a spice, you know?
Like, it burns, it hurts, but I kind of like it.
You need help.
See, this is beautiful about at any moment
you could spawn in and be killed or killed within like 10
seconds.
You don't like the map.
You like what the map brings.
I like the map.
Oh, I like the map.
Are one of you guys running and jumping?
Nope.
They're above.
There's a team above, all the way up.
We're coming back.
We're coming back.
I like tech light.
Like at the middle, at the middle hole.
Four underneath.
should we go up by tech light you think you can I think you can't go up I'll
catch up to you I think they're up
This is just the worst part of energy.
Everything.
Huh?
Everything.
I'm more talking about pushing and there being a hundred different sides that they can
be on.
They were around that hole.
They were around the circle.
Or circle to the left here?
I like the hole that looks down that you can look down upon people.
I love looking down upon people.
I'm in the middle on the left.
I'm going to look out to see if I can find a scav at 40 meters.
I'm in the restaurants.
Well, I went a different way than you guys went.
I am currently wearing a black helmet and a big backpack.
It's nice. They know the fence mags.
I'm not seeing these guys. I'm running across the arcade.
Alright. I'm going to come to you then. Closer to you.
Is that a main?
Behind you. I'm going to catch up to you guys. Where are you guys? Explain.
We're in the arcade. Papa John's.
Papa John's
Well you said you played this map you know the hole that is up here that looks down on the on down below
Wait, is that you guys up there? Oh, yeah, I think I really are
Are you dying?
Yes, from what? I think I just heard something in Papa John's from food
Yes, I can't help you
Thank you. I'm bringing food
I'll find some more in a mall. I'll get you something
I feel like I heard something shipped at Papa John's though.
Nope, I was wrong. I lied. I'm a dirty lying cheat and fool.
Unless he's hiding in this corner?
He is not. He is not. Weird.
It must have been in basement then underneath, not up top.
Alright y'all wanna go go shouldn't go get officers some food?
Maybe find some players to get some food?
Let's stop, stop at Kiba too.
Oh I didn't bring the camera shit, yeah we can do that.
Oh, let me get this guy in the middle.
Oh no!
Yeah don't shoot this guy, I need this.
I just saw a player running towards bottom deck.
You said on floor one?
Yeah.
At least for which techniques you guys want to go down, you want to go down the one all
the way in the corner or you want to go straight down this one?
Probably die.
I can't even run right now, I got to fight food.
Yeah, let's, let's loop this way and get the opposite of the food here.
Yeah.
What the hell is everybody?
I don't know.
They're slurkin' around.
Gotta be.
Lurking and shlurking
You still haven't found food I haven't found any for you. It's kind of crazy
Okay, I did how bad I guess wait
Fuck off!
UGH!
UGH!
I was just gonna get you.
I couldn't run, so I had to just eat it, but he's almost dead.
He's gotta be.
Can I get a protest?
Good work.
Got him, got him, got him, got him.
I thought you used to live me.
I had these guys running in front of me from the beginning of the raid until then.
I walked forward, and killed a dick from fucking life first!
That sucks. I mean, you guys still have stuff you want me to bring out for you? I could grab you some of your shit.
Oh, I'm okay.
That sucks. I don't know all the people you could rent into.
I'm going to do a quick loot and I'll get the hell out of here, guys.
I'll just take a quick peek here and watch as...
The PMC was kind of hitting it, not gonna lie, he's kind of sassy on my screen.
Somebody else is around here, I think I heard him.
Damn, he was, we almost got him together officer. He was so luffy in there.
I just had no stamp to get away, so I knew I just had to try.
I saw you all crowed up.
I forgot you didn't have a stamp.
I was like, oh, that's kind of a bold move right there.
I was like, you must know something I don't know.
Nope, just unable to run away.
Yeah. Yeah, emotional support snacks. Yeah.
I think Railway's the quickest on this one.
Press hitting? Yeah.
I call it frustration coping.
Next time, uh, Killa shot me in the leg and I couldn't move and then hurray.
Once more.
Once more.
Once more.
You know, I'm really happy for all the loot for myself, but I'm not gonna lie, it's a
little, little sad, you know?
There was severe casualties that had to take place.
It's like a tart lemonade.
It's great.
It's a real tart.
I mean, it's tart, but I'm gonna keep drinking.
Yeah.
But it's a little sour, a little sour, sour victory.
I love how Gilles shot me in my leg so I couldn't move right before he murdered me.
I also love how right now on my screen there is no floor that I am looking at an abyss
underneath Lemon's feet.
Down here?
Yep.
Well, yeah, well, that's because I'm an angel.
officer look at my stream right now for a look at what I'm seeing
this is how my days going
right next to the train tracks under the map
they're mystical
you always have heavy
you're always a very absolute wizard
I think anybody's extract camping back here.
I've played this map like four times and there has been someone at the extract all four times.
Peanut actually killed two guys on his way this extract from this point.
One was in a bush, the other was in a bush.
Love to have fun.
You got both of them?
How bad were they?
Ipena just was on something that rain.
Yeah, he was on something.
I didn't even see them.
I didn't even see him.
He just blasted him immediately.
He's impressive.
Oh man, I got this beautiful.
Never does this one say Huchamist Prime
and right here, the officer FAA Ultra.
What was it, Ultra?
Ultra Chudster.
That's right.
Chudster Ultra.
I will let you know if I see anybody that is hiding underneath the map you got
your eyes down there I'm eyes down there eyes are peeled can you see up ahead
are you able to go through this whole area for I actually looked that way I
probably can't yeah that's gonna be a
problem if that's a consistent issue
look at us over there again just cheat
for your teammates
ADS lemon what's that ADS yeah yeah all
right there's no one on the train tracks
The train tracks ahead or below the peak?
Yep, you're clear in front of you.
But you're saying you see some down here too. What do you see this way?
I really I don't really see much.
Did you install hacks before this Tarkov set?
Not this time.
But I'm gonna tell you after the day that I've had, tomorrow, they will be installed.
Tomorrow I say fuck it.
Yeah, it's time to time to load him up. I get bands through it, bro
And I was unlucky just come around the corner him being right there. That's the kill away. He's just chilling
Until he's all of a sudden in your face. Well again, I would have been fine
If the first bullet he fired didn't find my foot and broke my leg in half. So I
Is that why you're going to put you guys? Yes. He took my leg. He just aims to the kneecap. I
I don't know I said no stamina to run away as simple as that I had to just stand my ground
up so you really got to manage your manager hunger a little bit but you're right I kind
of figured I kind of figured being in a mall full of fucking restaurants I might find a
food item or two no no you're crazy crazy that would make way too much living dare I
I ask for that gun back.
You know what?
Hutch, because you asked nicely, I'm going to give it back.
All right.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
I'm going to give, I'm going to bring it back for you because you asked so
nicely with one condition though, one condition.
All right.
You have to promise to watch the end of Listers.
I already planned that.
You've got to finish it.
I already planned that.
All right.
Then we're good.
Did you get my armor?
Uh, no, I didn't get any of your armor.
Are all these 6L31s, is that you?
No, it's Stan X.
I could bring your Stan X mags out though.
With the ammo inside?
Yeah, there's 27.
They're not completely full to the top, but you've got some ammo in them.
One full one and then two partials.
I will take that and I will love you for it.
I'll bring you, I'm going to bring a commando too for you.
What's a commando?
Like a rig.
Okay, wonderful.
So I need easy backpack helmet headphones armor pretty much everything other than what oh wait
Did you have you had the five or eight five five? Yes, I'll bring that along. All right. Okay, so I don't need a rig
I'll bring meds a backpack
All right, I
Typically wouldn't ask but with the day that I've had I that's pretty much the last one I got
terrific no wonder where a nothing but commando
oh man dude I have not had a single death today where I go all right I lose it has
has been...
PAIN
frown down down down down down down down down down down down down down down
but you have days like this, it's hard to talk of
you have days like this, ain't that the truth man
fucking nuts
We have a good amount of backpacks I just I'm not gonna bring anything to interchange such a shit map. Oh
This hell's worth that much really oh
Yeah, I forgot about that for the quest
This is the one right this is the one where we all survive
we all have a good time we're gonna have a hell of a time together I got a
few just a couple more moments here
make sure you grab your camera if you didn't have it on you last right I got
it I got it
Yeah, what playlist do we want to listen to?
Ohhhh
I'm ready to get in there and try that all again
Oh, I can't listen to Michael Jackson. I'm gonna get fucking fried.
I'm gonna eat food this time.
Uhhhh, what do I need? I don't need anything.
Yep, yep.
I got that.
kind of find a bag that I bought and then I'm ready to go.
I guess I'll buy some raw food.
That's part of the problem here.
Got to get my trader levels up over here.
Oh, not this one.
This will do.
Um, okay, hold on, guys, I, I got these 60 rounders. Do I need three for ice cream or
two?
Oh, three.
Unless they changed it, okay.
This will do.
Oh
All right, I'm gonna go my wife understands what I'm going for she brought me some more chicken and rollin big
Look at me. I need that bloody face like you guys though. That's hard. It's hard. What you're looking good. Oh
Gracias
Yep.
Baby.
Blues in there.
Nice job.
I can't lie to you Chad, this song was not the move.
Give me.
There we go.
to move. There we go. It's a great song. Why is my dammit? There we go.
I
What
BANDAO DAO DAO!
I'm a veteran, I heard you hate me.
Yeah, that.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Sorry guys.
You got this, that this.
This.
That one right there?
I think so.
Alright, we good?
Oh, shit. Goobah, goobah.
Uh, yeah, if that's sign, but you can dig it.
I'm not sure where I brought this magazine out.
It's right on my head now.
Yeah, you like that.
You go to the right there. Oh, yes.
I love it. It feels incredible.
What?
Oh this, this, oh there we go, single dive.
Rubby Rubby.
Okay, so what are we doing?
We're doing Keeba.
Alright.
Oh, I got one more of your mags, Hutch.
Where are you?
I think this one's yours too.
And honestly, I brought this one.
You can have that one too.
It's a good 5-4-5 bag.
Let's go boys. Maybe I get to play the game this game, but it really is a fucking coin
plug.
I have no idea where we are.
Did you go that way?
Nope.
Oh.
Oh yeah.
We got a laser.
Pull Rob us away.
What does he poop see?
Yeah, I don't really know the new area too well.
Yeah, I don't really know the new area too well.
I've come in there occasionally, it's a slight task here, but much do you know you're muted?
Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.
Are you eating?
Yeah.
Ah, it's time for third lunch, isn't it?
Can I be honest with you, ma'am?
felt more just like it doesn't matter what I do in the game I'm going to die of
a bullet gets fired at me then how I feel today
it has been bro it doesn't matter if it's a player if it's a scab my first
death of the day limit I was walking down a staircase on customs and a shotgun
scab went at me I died to a guy sitting on a rock for 15 minutes as I cleared
the entire area. I've died to now kill a breaking my leg and killing me. I've died behind a
wall on a repeat. I mean, it has literally been hell. And it's always, you know, I love,
it's always on like the good days. Like, you know, a lot of people in the chat, a lot of
people look in, a lot of, you know, oh man, I really hope I have a good day today. And
It's just Tarkov shoves its big, meaty Russian pipe down my throat every single time.
It's one of those days after the stream, you're like, I don't know, am I going to stream Tarkov tomorrow?
Literally.
And then the day starts, you're like, alright, I'm just going to do a couple raids and then you're back in.
It pulls you right back in.
To be a story.
It's really back of Molly. They might be coming through.
Molly.
The old backside.
The backside boys.
grow up
is keep it downstairs upstairs it's downstairs downstairs we got to go in the
room across from keep off and if it's somebody sees a
or something on a scav let me know
I have to bring one out
not in the world but if you see one
let them end up
gotcha
okay I didn't want to loot that bag anyways
I got me any juice
fries
I will say, it does seem quiet on here, because we're in a killer helmet, there's been more
shock disraid than all of the last raid.
You're right, I forgot, I'm not wearing a cap.
Now we do it?
Why is it?
This seems weird.
It's quiet here.
It's quiet here.
Well, here, can you just gap?
Is there no lemonade?
Nice.
Now what we could do is we could go down escalator and try and plant that camera
Let me grab a few treats off this guy real quick
It really depends on which escalator we want to go down
I think middle one is death
It's death?
Death, death
PH, death
T.E.T.A.T.
Like a dead man.
Like the dead man could not hear.
Because he was dead.
Yes.
Let me take one for the team in case Kayla is here.
I'm above, I'm at the top of the stairs over here.
We're ready to go down here.
this one on this one on the back side over here near me okay okay
on my way on my way on my way
If there was somebody at the bottom of these stairs, they'd be terrified, we're stomping
around.
Do you have a killer helmet on them too?
Killer helmet locked in.
Oh yeah, we're ready.
Yeah, we're running down into the back down.
That's the XCAD.
I mean, it's side over here, right?
Yeah, it sure is.
It's kind of just struggling to kill scabs too.
Can we go through here for Kiba?
Yeah, we can't take a left and we take that right. Yeah.
I'm looking for the key, but I see the German shop.
There's some of the real shop.
Yeah, that's one of us.
Yeah, it's me.
Yeah.
Two miscalender.
Ollantus?
Oh, right here.
Right where I'm at.
I'm playing there right now.
Oh, you.
I pressed the mute so I canceled it.
Oh yeah, PMC's.
I mean, oh, we already left Ollie.
Ollie's long book.
Alright, I'm down for whatever you guys are gonna do on this map.
I'm good.
That's all I needed.
I just need PMC's.
shops because what I guarantee if we go take that left and we go find them in
this one yeah there's something in here oh I gotta get in here that's a key
huh yeah
hello we should go up right now officer
I've just seen another guy down there.
I'm catching up with you guys.
There's another team in front of us.
Let me go take some bullets.
They're already up here.
They're already up above us.
I'm following the PK.
And then I think we go.
Alright, I'm going to go first.
First, let me go first.
Send it, go, go, go, go.
Jesus, this is so difficult.
Got him.
Oh, boy, I'm going to soak the shots.
I am completely ripped.
I'm going to live.
You're good.
You did so good.
You did so good.
Oh, my gosh.
You did so good.
I'm so proud of you.
Oh, my gosh.
I took so many hits that I'm gonna live another day.
I'm so proud of you, I'm so proud of you.
Yellow armor, it didn't work.
I'm so proud of you, I'm so proud of you.
That was awesome.
Oh, I can't believe it.
I think I heard a guy, was that one of you shooting?
No.
No, no, no, it's far than what you think.
Okay.
I can't believe that one.
Oh, right, right, he got shot.
I ran up, I thought, I'm dead, I'm dead.
you ripped that I didn't get headshot in the first bullet it's incredible what
can happen this is what we need to do we need to make sure you don't get a
headshot in the first bullet and then we're gonna be unstoppable there it is
I don't know if that was a guy annoying everybody, but he's out of here.
That's better than a trash can.
Or human.
He's probably giving it to him, huh?
It's not the business.
There you go.
There you go.
All right.
So that was...
There you go.
All right, so there was there was another guy down there for sure in that area. We thought of I'm down to just keep running up people
I got you something for that for that incredible job. You just did come here come to papa
Thank you. Thank you. You deserve that. You deserve that for what you just did. You know me so well.
Alright, Livit. Take two.
I'm on top of this.
Yeah, by the cat's eye, there's doors to your right.
Lemon really is our just mobile thing.
Yep.
Yeah, just the bullets.
I let it out of my mind.
Yeah, he took out my leg and my chest had like five health.
But he lost his life.
Hey, we'll get these story quest items, 6 million that are over here.
Oh, there's a story thing?
There's a bonus to story things.
No, you can get them whatever.
Just pick up items.
I should show me where those are when you get a chance.
Yep, yep, yep, they're over here.
Some on the first floor and some on the second floor.
I'll mask them now.
one over here yeah yep what do you what do you need those for I don't know
which one they're for but I know pretty much ever and I've seen it go through
the whole storyline they've got all of them so I think they are necessary have
used to escape before officer no nope I got to the 40 bitcoins and I said I'm
I'm not doing that, I don't need myself that much.
Oh my god, it's Killa.
Killa's below us, down the escalator, down the escalator.
Oh, are you kidding me?
Oh, he's throwing nades.
Oh my god.
He's throwing nades.
He's coming up, he's coming up.
I'm fucked up.
He's wounded, he's wounded, he's coming towards Hutch.
Nope, he's still running right at Hutch.
We got him, we got him, we got him, nice job boys, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive let's go!
Why did he come to me? Why did he come to me?
You were hiding, I just want to examine these.
No, it's all yours, take it, I got the, I got the uh, player.
I took a shot, taking a shot.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna grab kill his stuff just so we have it.
Who shot you where from there's got he's right where by where the task is
Up top or below I think he's below
Mean there's anyone who should confidently swing that
I nearly blew myself up he might be talking about you below
that. Okay, that didn't work.
That's cool. Are you guys able to
see up top? I can't with the
helmet. He's above where we were
at or maybe below either below
or above. Well, it can't be below
where we were at unless he's
escalator. What isn't there a
Okay, back in the bag.
Hey, maybe it's a scan, but it's here running registers, registers, so it's a scan.
Let's see if I can do the steps.
Yeah, I'm not too sure.
I think it was a scan that just shot you, Levin.
uh, okay, there's nobody below me
it might have just been a scap
someone next to me, hello
use a corpse
you know I don't have ear phones on so maybe I just
was hearing weird out of it. I got a gift for you since you
took down Killa. I grabbed his other shit but I had a gift for you
Oh my god.
What is it?
They landed right here under this newspaper.
Oh, yes.
The T-E-P.
Did Hutch just steal those from you?
Hutch?
Hutch?
What?
Did you take something here?
It must have fallen to the floor.
No, you grabbed it.
I saw those hands move.
I saw it.
You should actually take these because you can let's headphones with your killer. Oh my god
You are literally a walking tank now and you can hear
Alrighty
I mean he was shooting I mean
These guys
Just markin scabs
He hit you right officer yeah
Yeah, he fucked up officer and then ran at me like I called his mother a slur
Even though I was
Just do you have a plot armor? I think I have a plot armor
It makes sense. I'm allergic to water
Where did you walk in?
Nikita's making a real look. He's making a story out. He is. The man who was allergic to water
Because I'm heading to ship
I'm on my way though
Take your time. Take your time. Watch the bushes
how the man allergic to water took over the world
the man who had rabies
yeah rabies man
rabies is better
rabies having man
can you give rabies by buying somebody like if I gave you guys a light fight
do a light bite with that
move the rabies to you
yes
I say something that's a little fucked up if I had rabies I'd start fighting
everybody I'd take everybody down with me you're the guy in the zombie apocalypse
we've got to put down first you're the guy who gets bit or like
I survived blood it's just dog blood that got on this definitely not my blood.
Yeah I'm a little bit of dog blood.
Oh dead guy in front of us.
Blue did PMC.
You could be early raid.
Good day.
Lemon get your ass up here.
I'm going as quick as I can
This is a limit job man. I shoot lemon you take
You land the shots. All right. All right. I got you. I won't miss as long as I'm not dead in one bullet like usual
You the killer helmet take a couple shots, right? Oh
I mean unless they're using like
M80 or M995, M855A1, BP, I mean bro, you're tanking.
What's looking good?
We're going home.
We're going home.
Oh my gosh, what did it?
Look at us.
Killa eliminated, PLC down, Kiba.
Wait, wait, wait, you, yeah, you still need that helmet.
You still need that helmet.
So the turn-in.
in the helmet yeah you have to turn in the helmet for the killer kill killer with the helmet
oh yeah well i brought it i brought it in no i can't lose a hundred rate
listen nope you're fucked it you can't not wear that helmet now i mean it's locked in yeah
listen do i got time to heat up something the microwave here i just got a message from peanut
Let me join the discord called I have secret information. Oh secret information guys. I'm gonna be creating a new group chat going down
All right. Oh never mind just put them in here
Now that works too
Hello, hello
Hello, welcome in B. Thank you. Thank you. Yes. Thank you. I
I'm just hanging around, but I'm joining on up.
Got very secret information, very secret information.
Yes, yes.
Top secret.
Top secret, top secret information, top secret.
Ooh, thanks for letting me join up here tonight
containing this top secret information guy.
He just wanted to invite to the call.
I'm not gonna tell you the top secret information.
Right now, you'll share it just a little bit.
I'll share it a little bit.
I'll share it a little bit.
Right.
It's top secret, so you know, there's processes that have to be done.
How'd you not get a lot of psyche?
I'm not going to lie to you, I didn't make a lot of progress.
I did not make a lot of progress.
So you need me, is what you're saying?
Well, you miss my body, is what you're saying?
I miss your body.
That's really what it is.
Fair.
Fair.
I think we can all agree on that.
The texture, the consistency, the way the...
the the the the the the the the the the the conveninity of it.
The scent.
The scent?
Yes.
What is the scent exactly?
What is my scent like?
What does it smell like?
It's like, it's like a stewage with a hint of calcium.
Oh, god.
Calcium?
It's a sense to me.
Yeah.
But like a like a like a Japanese wagyu
Japanese wagyu cow semen mixed with the butter slosh of cow poop trough
Yes, I'll take it. Yes. I'll take it. Yes. It's quite lovely actually in the summer
I thought it was a summer scent. It sounds like it's a summer
Summer scent, Mr. Thompson. I think he's suffering. Yeah, as soon as he said it I said yeah, that's a summer scent
said incredible I mean imagine hanging that up in your car your whole car
smelling like Japanese Wagyu and horse poop yeah wow I mean you guys just
imagine for a second I mean you could drop a horse cock on you like a hammer
on a nail and it would be it would be it would be sensational this conversation
I'm gonna wait for me a little bit.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
But welcome in.
I'm happy to hear that you did terrible without me yesterday.
Happy to hear that.
Well, honestly, I kind of just started dicking around because the question got a little mundane.
That's where I'm at.
And my team was a little tired.
My team was a little tired.
So we kind of just kind of dicked around stuff.
Cool.
Oh, by the way, I did find dorms marked key
and just a jacket on woods.
Ooh. That's crazy.
What'd you pull out of it?
I hit it three times, two, I got completely scammed.
Completely scammed, unfortunately.
I mean scammed, I mean, literally nothing of note.
Nothing at all of note.
But on the second one out of the three,
I got a key card holder, I got a key case,
and I got a green key card.
Wow, that's not gonna hit at all.
That's a bad skin.
I saw, uh, wait, it'd be 10, nine, eight years.
I have seven uses left on it.
I expect one of those uses.
Oh, you know what?
Actually, I was actually thinking about not doing that.
But that you, you know, my screen minds to be like, or remember,
no matter what, you need to save at least one use so we can mark
that circle in there.
He's not saving up. He's not.
There's actually a piece of paper in there that when you grab it, it starts a new storyline
quest.
Hmm. Yeah, this starts the, uh, the cultist, uh, main storyline.
Oh, look at what it's called.
Hm, alpaculia.
Alpaculia, huh?
Crying for cullia.
Oh, yes.
Crying for cullia.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Superstructure, you playing the all night long?
No.
I've got traffic to get stuck in as you play it all night long.
He's a pinball wizard.
You stand up all night and you show him a bitch and you cook up his bastard texting me all
through the night.
I got lemon leaves for a stupid family.
It's silly.
Stupid.
It's horrible.
horrible. I have to hang out with my kids and my wife and my skinner and my horse.
Disgusting. Oh my goodness. Yeah, it's horrible. I bet you want to grow old with each other and
love each other forever. Don't do it. I'm just going to say it's selfish of your children to not
allow you to hang out with us. I'm just gonna say it. I'm telling you, just give him an iPad,
send him to boarding school. Wait, an iPad? Oh, an iPad. Imagine what's up, man.
Hey, that's a bundle. They offer over an Apple. I'll get it for him. Good, good, good, good,
good, good, good. That's great to hear. But listen, me, Hodgson gimmick, we're gonna play all night
That's a lot of L's on that all night.
That's because that's everybody.
It's all night long.
I'm good for a while. What time are you getting on?
How was the bob on you?
30 minutes?
I might just wait until one of you guys leave
leave unless you guys have to show the format. I fucking hate
format. It's perfect. I've got I've got about one more hour
and then I'm going to dip out and then I'm going to be back
lately late tonight.
All right, that makes more sense. I mean, what can we be
back late late late tonight?
I will be you have given a nice two together. I will be back
at 8 p.m. Pacific my time specific to hell. Yeah,
specifically.
I mean, yes, guys, specifically Pacific.
All right, so whenever you come back,
I'll dip and you three can play.
Oh, that dip.
Well, I should be four of us, because it'd be me, Lemon,
gimmick, and officer.
All night long.
We run five bands.
Officers in state, all days.
Like, I can't believe I get a game all day and all night.
That's what I've heard, too.
You know what's crazy?
I'm going to say this now so we get out in front of it.
P, we have a story for you.
All right, boss.
Officer, would you like to tell it or would you like me to tell it?
Oh, no.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
You know what?
I'll tell it.
So basically, yeah.
Oh, you go ahead.
You go ahead.
We were sort of chatted at it, and I have to, because P will like this.
We were on shoreline and actually before I start this, boys, we want to go, we want to
go to Customs.
Sure.
Customs works.
Go get that wallet.
Yeah, I need to go get that, what's it called, the graphics card.
So we were on shoreline and we are in admin and we hear stomping outside.
I hear stomping outside.
I turn around, there is a behemoth running in,
I obliterate him,
ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba,
guy dies.
I say, there's one more officer, there's one more,
he's on the outside of admin officer goes, okay,
he gets an angle, shoots him, he goes, it was a Timmy.
I was crabbing around, don't worry, I got his ass,
get shit on, okay?
Okay, I'm following, I'm following.
We then, this is where officer,
You go ahead, you can take the story from here.
Well, I received a message in my chat saying,
thanks for killing me.
They said, sorry, sorry.
And they said, it's okay, I only have one arm.
And I thought they were talking about in games.
I'm like, oh, that sucks, sorry, get shit on.
Well, it turns out it's a lady that in real life
has one arm.
to cry. Shout out to Crystal. She's awesome, by the way. She came by, said what's up.
And she's way better than any of us. Let that sink in for a minute. Well, well, may I ask
if it's not rude? Of course, you know, carefully here, just navigate the waters nice and carefully
as you know, left and right and make sure the sales are, you know,
you know, of course, you know, the anchor, we got the anchor
prepared just in case you have to stop.
The vote is, of course, so how the fuck does she operate a
keyboard?
I don't know.
It's just because they're really ages because then
well, which which arm is it?
Mouse arm keyboard.
That's important.
Also important.
Which one?
also very important that none of you know none of you know no she has very
curious on how that's possible because for me having no I use my cock of
course but again ladies this is the other again that's what I was saying that's
what I'm saying that's what I'm gonna be soon
a foot mouse a foot mouse a foot mouse yeah foot pedals and a foot mouse
maybe
Voice commands look black
That would be interesting don't be interesting to know
But then again, I told the story about I killed a guy and he he was a quadriplegic and he used a what's it called a
Quads that mountain yeah, what's that?
what's it what's a what's a it's where they use their mouth and they can do
everything with their mouth from moving their character to shooting to
reloading like it's all it's crazy hmm for the Google it's nuts there's
definitely things out there crazy shit okay are we ready guys we locked in
what we doing here I'm in the red already I'm going up to get the graphics
cards are the way P just wanted to let you know nothing has changed I've only
gotten head today all day long I gotta go back guys I'm gonna go back to grab
the cask out of me okay okay most
yeah but even if there was a one-handed keyboard and mouse on the game of Tarkov
like guys if you play the game that is so hard I mean if you think about it you
could just do foot panels right for movement like moving of your character
and then there are mouths with like 50 buttons on them yeah like right there now
guys yeah then you would I mean that would be that would be pretty possible
Yeah, true
I'm running my DDL, so I want to go smash that yeah, I got my graphics cards
Yeah, I'm running to catch you up
You buy I've got the oh, I've got it. I gotta put a tiger got a market tiger
Easy, all right. We do that. You guys want to go for wallet to you can hit wallet tiger. Yes
and then go D-R.
All right, so we need to go Crack House, Crack House lane, right?
Yep.
What are you guys at right now?
Crack House and then to the left.
I'm looking on our side of the wall.
I'm flashing a light.
Any of you by train?
I'm by train, I'm by train.
Oh, OK, cool.
Flash, my flashlight.
Me running out.
Flashlight, but I think I'm on the other side of you.
Yeah, I only see that wall.
Let's move, crew.
coming
running running running running all the way across quick and nimble
quick and nimble
I think helmet man you're up yeah I'm ready I'm ready boys and we're going
Cross straight or right?
Going right right to the way you're going and then...
You gotta go to your tiger safaris, you need to go straight.
Oh, that's straight okay.
Straight through that door and it's right in front of you.
Right through that door and then right in front of you, boss.
in office or you're going to be practically waiting to beat you please don't let me get
shot please okay we're good we're good we're good excellent okay now all right it's in
the building we're in remember where it said mine is right here on the table
I was right here on the table as well.
Beautiful.
We're doing it, team. We're doing things.
We're doing things. We are doing things.
Look at us. Look at us.
Tiger Sapphire complete.
Right here on the table.
Yes, yes.
Let's get some loot while we're in this building.
There's some good stuff to search.
And we can go hit DDL.
What about the terror group shipment lists?
list. Is that the one you need a key for? Yeah I think so. I think that's the key one I think I am.
Oh here's one for you officer. Why are these two guys trying so hard to sound like peanut?
I'm just a chuster marching, I'm a chuster vexing.
Oh that's the one we can clap back with, he's not going to let you hit.
You're wrong about that liar!
Now he's a liar too!
Now I hate this old troll trap.
Alright.
I hate this task.
I can't even remember what's on my mind.
I'm playing the DDL right now, I feel like we're gonna have to step right now.
It's gonna be right out in the open, everybody's gonna see us from a mile out.
Well the good news is, if one of you guys die with the DDL in your hands, I'll grab it from your hands as well.
And if you grab it from his hands, I will then kill you and then grab it from your hands.
something behind that. Is that a scav? Scav. I think it's scav. He's really strong. Be sure to make as much noise as possible while I'm playing.
This is the strongest scav in the game. Just in case no one was looking at an officer, now they definitely are looking at an officer.
make sure make sure it's sure that off
he's a judge
it's right
no other words matter just the judge sir ultra part
judge sir ultra baby
um
I'm not foggy
very foggy
all right
I'm so glad you guys are able to do this and I'm not able to do it
I love it. It's my favorite part. It's literally just the officer. I'm down here at the bottom waiting for y'all to come down.
Oh, I thought you... No, I grabbed the graphics cards.
Graphics cards? Wait, hold on.
Break the deal, shipment tracking, ergonomics, private club, work smarter.
Okay, I mean work smarter though. What is that? The secret X though?
That's the boat.
Oh, that's the big guy.
I just got to touch it.
I could run over there to touch it.
You don't have to do that now.
Yeah, wait till another, uh...
Yeah.
Alright.
Alright, I'm planting my last thing.
Oh, you hear that, fellas?
I did hear that.
It suppressed automatic fire.
Can't tell what that's at.
Must be it or you hate me.
Skelly me?
Oh small Skelly
All right
I have two quest items on me, so I'd like to survive this way. Yeah, yeah, we're making our way out
You got a pair oh, yes, let's get out of your voice. What a great
It's red.
It's red.
Incredibly good paint.
Good looking.
Hold on.
Where's this?
It's your hands, baby.
Your hands are up in here.
Guys, it's over here.
It's a nice wall, it's pretty.
Oh, God.
We've got to get this.
Let's wait by your right.
It's right.
Oh, are those scanners of guards?
Oh, shit.
Where?
In Big Red.
Trouble.
What's that?
Trouble.
Trouble.
Trouble.
Trouble.
Trouble.
Trouble.
Trouble.
Trouble.
Trouble.
What'd you see him towards the back outside?
Scab, scab, scab, scab.
I'd just be a scab.
Oh my gosh, I just scared the shit out of me.
Just a little scab, light scab.
Luckily I have chudster ultram right next to me, it makes me feel a little bit more safe.
save look at this right here guys oh it's just a scam I think all three of us should
really just dig into it now watch your backs oh what are we gonna get oh I
I heard suppress shot was that me
back pack terrible
it's a bad one oh my gosh it is Michelle in there it is Michelle
it is yeah are they first floor second
first floor and they're probably gonna come out very soon at you guys
yep
They're coming out
I can take the right side. I'm good at the right side
I need we're solid
If close to be
I
Got to kill these guards
Last guards running out
The lava he's outside of the corner
Oh, shit, he grenade me!
Oh, holy fuck.
Are these rigs fucking out there?
He's dead.
He's dead.
Second one. Second one out there. There's one more.
I got him.
I got him.
Yep, he's dead. Both dead. We're all good.
What? Get the fuck out.
Oh, yeah.
I will say, I need you to do me one huge favor, gimmick.
I need you to run around out there like an idiot
so I can grab, or you, you know what?
You should grab the wristee, maybe.
Actually, I'm gonna grab the wristee.
You know, if, you know, if gimmick was here,
I'm sure we'd do it.
Oh, he's a huge player, he's a huge player.
He would be, he would be,
You would a hundred percent do it.
It's a shame that he's not here.
It's really a shame.
Players coming in.
Where?
Where?
Wait, come here and get the wire.
I'm outside.
I'm outside.
Oh, there's a scab.
There's a scab.
Just scab.
Fuck them.
Right.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Come on, gimmick.
Hold on.
I need a
Now if I shoot this flare up and leave it stays open
Literally one minute one minute count down 60 59 oh my gosh
Oh my gosh, that is worth it actually holy shit
I'm in pretty good spot to get it too. Oh my gosh guys. I am so heavy. I
Don't know let's see
I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get this out. I'm at 79. Oh, dude. I got
None of you guys have like a mule or anything, right? No, I haven't even seen one this white brother. I
Can't I can't even sprint
All right, look how fast I'm going you guys don't like it this nails pace. I'm gonna be able to get into it
Is it all gas open
Let's go to all gas all right
We did walk by it nobody there
It's gonna take me six minutes to get there, but it's gonna be worth it
I'll let me jump the wall and I'll shoot the lock off for you
Well, I might not be strong enough
No, I'm not strong enough to jump the wall right here
Okay, I'm a corner and shoot it
There you go.
Thank you Sharon.
Not a problem, not a problem.
Either of you guys don't need syringes?
Yes.
Yeah, I got two syringes on me.
Yeah, meet me with it in the extract.
Sounds good.
I'm very old like I'm a fat man remember if you guys are watching on
Twitch make sure you guys link your account so you guys are getting your
drops you have to go in and claim them also by doing the back in the 5 you do
get the cooler and the dog tag case and something else in game so it's definitely
Sure
Or do you go make sure you guys get your yeah, okay, so you still can yeah, I'm I'm leaving right now
You can just connect you without penalty, but I'm not risking this a guy. There's two guys here
Drop your bag drop your bag. We're out. We're out. We're out. I did not think this was gonna happen
kill one kill two your god your god
oh my gosh
we grab we grab the battery we grab the battery
you're an animal what
look at that hold drop the bag
drop the bag off the bag
psycho listen I gotta take battery
Let's go
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
This is my moment, this is my moment, holy shit
Thorex, kill your Thorex
Yeah, I would heal up
All right, the juice must always have a kill a helmet on from this point forward
The plot armor is so thick
What are this guy even have on their juice I think they're actually pretty big
Yep, these are big fellas. Oh my gosh
My gosh
I'm gonna die. I just need to get this this thing out of here
Just do one more little peek and I'm going to go.
You're not going to loot the other two guys, Juice?
You know what?
I'm going to do it boys.
This is the day for the ages.
I mean, I'm going to drop all this shit over here real quick.
I mean, look at the confidence.
He not only just killed three people,
it made the most noise on the map.
He is now running back and forth with his axe out.
That's how much he doesn't care.
No arms.
Don't need him.
that made and then shot on here right this guy is crazy
oh my god so beautiful
is he juiced? oh he's juiced
oh my god it's electric
oh my gosh guys
after all you do have a family to feed
oh this is for the family the family is eaten well tonight oh I believe I believe
that's a scab it's a scab it's a scab I'm gonna drop it
I
Man
You know, I I warned you guys and stick with me. It's gonna be worth it. Okay, let me just grab this battery
And I'm gonna hustle out of here
Okay, all right boys, I'm gonna be out any moment now.
You're already there basically.
Any moment now.
Remember, you did take the thing that's fall damages more, hurt you more, so throw your
backpack before you drop off that fence.
Okay, well, might...
Don't risk it.
Okay.
This is the biggest rate of the wipe for you.
Oh my gosh, huge rates.
Put that down there.
You not have your bag key button? Also, why do you have your gun on the left side right
now? It's because it's bound to talk to you guys in discord. Every time I talk to you,
it's vicious. And yes, I know I should, I should.
Get a flip pedal. Yeah, a flip pedal would work. There's no way.
Oh man, this is how you game. Take lessons. Take lessons.
Bro, the fact that you've now 1v2ed and then 1v3ed in the same session is insane.
Today I will say it's a hot heck behind me.
Oh, we're back on the right. We're back on the right.
I don't know.
Go back on the left.
It's gotta do.
You know what this is like?
I played backyard baseball.
You're Kenny.
When Kenny goes yard, Kenny's a great athlete, you know.
Look him up.
Backyard baseball, Kenny.
He's a great athlete.
He's one of the best hitters on my team or one of the worst, depending on the game.
And you know, you're Kenny.
You are Kenny.
You know what?
I'm proud to be Kenny.
You know why cuz Kenny's a winner
Kenny wins any wins any wins depending on the game
Oh and Kenny's hot Kenny's hot. I mean, he's hot
He's hot. It's like you're dancing every time
Okay, you know give me one second. I just got a dick through these two bags
Yeah, Kenny got so hard on our backyard baseball team at one point he got voted as a co-captain
Hell yeah, and I sat there and I thought how the hell did we get here?
He sounds like a legend
Okay, let me eat this and then I'll be able to
I'm going to have the kids watch it I'm going to rally the whole neighborhood so everybody
come over going to make a nice turkey meal and they're going to watch that.
What are those ways you tell your grandchildren about?
Oh, the grandkids 100% going to hear it.
Oh man.
I can't.
I'm a loss for words and I'm telling you a aid with a followed shot on the other guy
They both died at the same time and then the guy pushing you and you tanking every single bullet and killing them with the
Wow that was
One of the coolest things I've ever seen you're an all-star
Oh, thanks guys. All right, I got I got one more in me and then I am gonna go. Okay. Go take a peek at what Kenny looks like
Let's see what Kenny looks like. Let's see what this boy. What a Kenny backyard boy. Kenny backyard baseball
the kid in the wheelchair, the wheelchair kid, you know what he's a fighter, Kenny's a fighter
like me. He's got a smile on his face. He doesn't let any challenges in, you know, stop
him. He's, he looks like an absolute winner. You know, I'm proud to be a Kenny. I bet he's
a birder. I bet he'd birds. Yeah, I mean, he's definitely going to let me ask you this.
Are you going, are you like, you know, you're getting off stream, saying hello to the wife
and kids.
And then are you just going outside and taking a peek?
Oh, at the birds.
Well, I got, well, I'm not going to go straight to them.
I got to, I actually got other work I have to do.
I'm going to do some work work.
And then before I go home, I'm going to put on the binoculars.
I'm going to walk around my office just for a little, you know, see what.
Is it too much to ask or is it too much information if I ask, what do you do?
work or can you like describe it? I do. I'm essentially do marketing. Marketing. Got it.
I thought you were going to do something like
vice principal or something. Vice principal of the school of like 30, you know? I'm like a big school.
Tiny little school. That does sound like a good job though, but no, it's not me. Got it.
And I would love to listen to you sound serious. I bet that
Guys I can be I can be serious if I need to
Sure, sure for sure for sure. Oh
My gosh, this is incredible
Be honest is this one of the best days to talk about you dad. I think you've died the least out of all of us
I
I will say this is the the the greatest start to a uh season I've had in a long time. I mean three
I had like a pretty hot day, but I feel like
Like whatever you're happening to you hutch mine. It's the complete
Our boys turn in your skier Wallace reminder turn in the wallets
I just got an insane amount of quests yeah I'm starting to like that oh you
know it's border I don't know the boss kills are shared too yeah that's kind of
sick that is nice you don't have to like out gun your buddy same thing with the
player kills you guys finish my kills on customs. Oh yeah. Alright, where we headed?
Yeah, I'm down for wherever, boys. I need to get a little food and then I'm.
I got to do the extortionists.
Well, can we do customs again?
Honestly, it would kind of well.
Yeah, I mean, I'm down for another customs.
Let me say my keys, I bet you are down for customs after a performance like that.
Yeah, I mean, I've already got a lot of people reaching out.
Can you carry me on Tarkov, please?
Please.
Another message from Landmark, please this time would you play with me, please, please.
I need help, please.
Either of you guys have an unknown key?
Yes.
I'm at that location, obtain the hidden valuable cargo on customs, locate the message body.
Locate the place where the messenger hid the cargo on customs.
Yeah, that's the, that's the unknown key.
We all do that.
The other one I want to do is,
where is it? I lost it.
Well, never mind. I want to do that.
I mean, do we dare try and do the DVL one now?
Bad rep evidence.
We could, I have bad rep evidence,
so I got to go right there anyway.
Where is it? We need that.
We need, what's the, what scope is it?
Oh, it's a blackout can.
Yes.
Or is it the 10-1?
I don't think it matters.
I don't think it matters,
but the black ones are what they give you.
And then what's the box of oh my gosh, I did the same thing as him.
You opened it. Yeah. Oh, what kind of am I a flea?
Yeah, I don't know.
You were saying you get on rest 762 by five four.
It's just got to be a box.
I cannot believe I gave him hell and I did it as well.
And it was a what we do is a specter, the DVL
and really the mag to yes I guess I'll just do that another time bring out
like what you have so if you have like the specter you can do some of it yeah
that's what I do I'm gonna do the DVL the specter and the mag of the DVL I can't
But it's not all right. Well, he just
Let do it
I'm going to be honest, Chad, this play that sucks.
We're going back to my, you got, you got flea now, I mean, I did get it as a huge, all
you're giving so much more.
All basically you can buy is food, food and water.
What?
What do you mean?
Locked, ammo's locked, keys are locked.
Pretty much all the attachments are locked.
Oh, do you have the key to get the graphics card again
if we're over there?
I do.
Perfect.
Yeah, I wish the game's a lot more fun
once you get fully open.
Although that means it's like the signs
that the early wipes over.
What's going on in the chat?
What's wrong with everyone?
I think the way they set up seasonal,
I think early wipe stuff will be over pretty quickly in general.
Oh, it's just one guy's already been on the phone.
Yeah, even if you're not like streamer or just putting in a lot of hours,
I think it'll go a lot quicker.
Weird guy. There's plenty of them. There's random people being freaks. For no reason.
Alright, here we go.
That don't wait.
Oh my gosh, great spawn for the DVL shit, come on.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Whoa. Let's do this.
Go, go, go!
I'm gonna get over there!
Beautiful, beautiful!
I really hate the bunkhouse real quick for bad rap evidence, ooh I think I gotta get
that one.
I think you can still grab it in the wall.
Oh you can.
Again?
Yeah.
Nice.
Where do our statues shit up?
There's one in this, I think there's one on every floor.
Yeah, so top.
It's both corners closest to skeleton. So closest corner to the staircase and then the far corner
And you go one floor down. It's in the middle on the boxes
And then the floor below that it's all the way in the pruthest corner
I got one corner, what's the other one?
You get here
Should be one right here.
That's the box, Sam. Where's the other one?
We got the other one.
The far corner and then this floor is right in the middle.
Right here.
Come on.
I'm on my way.
I'll see it.
Is there one more on the floor below, too?
Yes.
I don't know what I need.
Oh, excuse me! Two guys, two guys, two guys!
Other side of these conixes.
were they inside or outside outside inside wall inside wall inside wall
what other side of the
yeah inside these containers
I'm moving down.
Oh, boy.
Oh, watch out.
Watch out, grenade.
Watch walked into my...
okay it's okay good you can't kill lemon I think there's one by the yeah
yeah friendly we're just looking for a few trees delicious little tree
one ran back watching that train track in the comics
What's in the the comics right coming from outside wall like yeah, I know you're kind of
Drive flank over like train tracks, maybe I thought I heard one of them go towards that or at least
Okay, I'm gonna go hard left
You guys see him at all or no?
No.
Oh, and there's a guy near gas station.
What came, like?
I'm by the left hole in the wall.
There, you want to still up on top?
I'm soaked out.
I think they might have fallen back.
down the wall on their side now. I hear two guys over by dorms. They might. I don't know.
I'm going to run into the bus thing they must have pulled back they either went to train
and like a gas station over there they went to the dorms oh on the bridge on train bridge
No, I've scabbed.
Yeah, I have a scab, push it over here.
I can't shoot him, but he can shoot me.
I'm coming back to...
I was a player right in that doorway, Coach.
They're in this warehouse that this is connected to.
One is...
I think there's also one shifting over here where I first saw them.
That's your cover, right?
Yes, no.
Next to you?
Other side of that.
Other side of that.
I think there's somebody just sitting there.
Something coming from behind?
Behind, behind.
He's dead, I got him.
Oh, I killed a shot.
Nice.
If you want I could watch it
Okay, that's terrific
So yeah other side of that blue box you came through I think there's one just sitting there and then one is
To poke my head out
You guys are you this is the you near me right? No, neither one of them is in the door and one's outside of the left
I'm at the door doors good. He's right outside of it though. You're at the tandoor. Yeah, I'm inside the building
Yeah, he's sitting in this corner
He's still there
in clutch right there it's about time about time I get to kill this is your
bonus oh this guy's juicy this guy is juicy gather gather gather
I think I lost the YouTube chat on my my chat box both of them are juicy
yeah the YouTube me get you guys rockin rolling sorry live chat unavailable
sorry guys and what's going on with my issues right now my YouTube chat the
hell's happening. Yeah Chet's fucked up on Twitch. He's lost it entirely. Oops. Oh wow.
I don't think this guy understands that this gazelle is a million dollars. Not smart. Not
smart. Let's go boys. Finally I did something. Oh my god. A little pooper there.
Oh
Well, I would have taken this gun, but is absolutely
torn the fuck out
Alright
I did as well
I don't know how rude of those guys to uh,
They're gonna run us like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Actually do this.
Oh, we got people here.
What's, oh it's a scav.
I got it.
Oh, I need his pilgrim.
I
Won't work like that
I'm gonna have an extra helmet over here if you do you guys wanna I'm poor
Give it to our poor man
That poor
beat you come on over here and then over here and then you want to go around
here and then do a little 360 spin touch the board touch the barrel down
now if you guys would have mind I would love you get the fuck out of here yeah
We gotta hit that unknown key
Yeah, let me grab the bad rap thing too real quick. Let's go right here. I am incredibly overweight in game
In game
In game of course in game in game
Where's that unknown key at I'm depending on dropping this armor, but come with me level four
You know what I don't have that rip yet. So it's like guys
Thank you. You should create an album. Really? What would I call it? Yeah.
Hutch goes big or something like that. Hutch is big. Hutch goes big. Oh, there's somebody in here
fellas. Wait, I'm outside. I'm coming in. There's somebody in this warehouse about to come out.
We're good as much as jumping over that wall sounds really cool
Catching up catching up choice for me
to be honest I wouldn't even I would just I would have been mad I would have just been
defeated yeah far for the course for today yeah this is the redemption round okay
That's candy.
All the way down into the park.
This little room.
Yep, that's the one.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
I
Look at her scab booty to slap a low slapping scab booty
Oh, we gotta go all the way back the other direction no I have green flare oh
all-you-can-go-torture gas
gas and over
house
thank you guys so much everyone for the five years
more for the biggest opportunity to watch the stream without ads
i it's hard to believe that i'm about to say this but we are
about to hit fourteen thousand subs which is
it absolutely fucking insane
i can't even
to say that's the highest up count we have ever had lunch hutch
That's a good name, uh, number two again. It's just something I never thought.
Oh, I did get him in my head.
Yeah, it's fucking crazy, bro.
Thank you, Hutch.
That was a really powerful.
That's insane, man. So thank you, guys.
Oh.
Where's our extract?
Tell us we're taking green flare.
Oh, you guys take green flare?
I don't have zv-13s.
Yeah, you shoot it.
Oh, no we don't.
Shit.
Oh, god.
That's none of us shooting, boys.
That is at where we just went to war.
Yeah, get the hell out of here.
Pack a little, oh yeah.
Well, pack a bag over for officer here.
That's not at you, officer?
Nope.
not over there I'm over by like sniper roadblock oh man we are very split are
you just gonna take a different extract than us no I'm coming I'm gonna go down
there and lay in a bush
I'm gonna eat some food right here
I'm hit. I'm hit. I'm hit. Actually, from where the
way we came. Where do you guys at? Gas? Yeah. Okay, there's a shot to all gas. Yeah. I'm
pushing you. On the train tracks at the moment. Yeah, they're going to be right there on the
train tracks. We are at old gas and at the door that leads to where you are exactly
Where's he going to the back? I'm going to the back right fence here. I have no idea
He was over by train. He shot me twice in the chest. I mean it might be a scab. I
Wasn't paying attention. I was eating
No, he's by the extract hello there
He's on the left side of it left side of it I'm friendly
I'm going to do a light heal.
I think you just may have ran in, I'm going to throw a nade over you.
He's at the gas station, right?
He's on the left side of Extract, you said?
Yeah, at the gas station.
He's right here at the building, he might be in the building.
Your name, partner.
I can't see that far.
You have a name, isn't it?
We're gonna get pushed by a lot of people very soon boys. I mean I could back up to you
I'll made for you back up to me. Okay
You guys on the other side of blue fence yeah, I think he's in the gas station building
That no he just ran out. That's not you look at blue fence look at blue fence at blue fence
I just shot because I guys a great shot nice, bro
It's risky, but I'm doing it. All right people are for sure rotating over
You see we are locked in no clock with a drum bag
Oh, I just out for a backpack I dropped. I don't know where I dropped it at. There it is.
Nice job, boys. Thank you guys so much for the love, dudes. Thank you.
Three PMC kills. Couple quests done.
Not too shabby. Not too bad.
All of us I do love that. Yeah, I appreciate you man. Thank you for the 50 big dog. That's crazy. Thank you for the love
That's cool feature
I'm coming
She's fast
Oh, you got the big pilgrim bag. Hell yeah
All right, don't mess up here
I love the pure trust from you right there
I actually have fucked it up you can shoot it right into the middle up top and it won't work
Wow boys what a rain lemon
an incredible session from the
juice man himself.
Guys, it was a real blast.
Okay, I'd say that was a huge W by the end here.
That was insane.
We got some tasks done.
We had some fun.
It only took me nine and a half hours.
Yeah, that was a warm up.
The first eight hours were warm up.
Yeah, I just, I got all the bad deaths out of the way.
So the nighttime session could be very good.
There you go.
All right boys, I'm out of here. If you guys are playing tomorrow and you need somebody hit me up
We'll be here tomorrow
All right later
And isn't lemons just such a piece of shit. Yeah, what a loser. I can't believe we buy them
He's a shit that I shit
I haven't left yet. I'm I'm switching over. I'll switch over in three two one. I hope you guys didn't mean that. Oh
I
I stand by what I said awkward I stand by what he said
Hey, it's obsession with birds
Oh, fuck him and his birds man, yeah
I just ran a scam on streets
I really found so much shit I found the the tarbank
I went there got all the cash from the Tarkin directors key. I found like three other keys
And I'm just sitting there doing nothing just standing and this scab player runs in one shot
Like he like he wasn't even like content or anything he just ran he ran by look left shot me ran
Those people just want to see the world burn P
I already eat story dumps puppies on the highway is fun
Hope I got golden zip. Oh, you want jump in here for a couple of weeks before you go live
No, my burger's not here.
I'm gonna hop in again.
Be right there, boy.
You'd be like, one more.
I'll be right there.
All right.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Excellent.
I have to restart my game bugged.
Well, they had more cool tags, I didn't even realize that.
I'm going to stop using my good ammo real quick.
Who's this shitty poop garbage instead?
Drops working in PvE as well?
I don't think so because there's not a PvE seasonal.
You got some it's game yesterday. I didn't bro. It was like one of the first ones I've
missed cuz I've just been fucking grinding. How did he do?
I'm going to wait to turn that in.
Alright so we have Zippo and then what do we have here?
and obtain any information about the deputy chief's past life on customs.
Is this the one that's in the train cart?
Got it. Well, it's about time you're back, bro.
I need my guidance.
Don't think I forgot about your guidance.
turn item in what other item do I have to turn in?
I think I'm falling back to the ground.
Congrats on 14. Thank you, bro. I appreciate you, man.
Fucking nuts, dude.
I've been going crazy, uh, hard on Tarkov, I'm fucking exhausted, but trust me, I promise
if I have more energy, I'd be dancing, showing my nipples and shit, you know?
We got a whole another six hours to go.
I don't want to turn that in.
I might need it.
All right, what room is Golden Zippo?
Anyone remember?
303. I think I have 303. This is, and I'm not kidding you, this is by far the most hoarding
I have ever done in any Tarkov wipe ever you by chance have 303 key 303 303 no I don't fuck
let me see if I can't buy it
that. That's saying it might be a barter. 303. Oh, yeah, it is. 70 plugs, three blue
Okay, all right, well I can buy that therapist.
From the old therapist.
Therapist.
Ah, good world.
And inside out, yeah.
Are you keeping any of the streamer items?
I've been selling all of it.
Um, I've been keeping them. I should only sell them when I'd like them desperate for money
Do we need these posters?
What posters the arena posters you need one for what for unlocking ref
It's
Easy money part one
You gotta take it to Fortress and stash it in the one-beds.
Heard, Chef. Yes, Chef.
Don't stop me now. Alrighty, so you said 303. Where is that? 303. Therapist?
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, good.
What I have two of is super cheap.
In case you see a T plug, just so you know, they're going for 70,000 fucking fruit Blake
of pop.
That's ridiculous.
Yeah, I just got railed.
Get railed, pal.
Get railed.
Do we need room 220 for anything?
Oh, I think so.
This one, where you turn the 220 key in, you get a 220 key in return.
I don't remember.
Oh, it might be.
I know what you're talking about.
I don't remember shit, dude.
I don't mind myself every single way. I know I keep asking you shit. I
Know you don't know it cuz you don't need to know it
I'm just gonna keep asking you
That's fine. How about we come up with a we come up with a code word
Banana fire
Okay. Yes, that's a single verb
banana foster. If you don't know it and you don't want to be asked about it, banana foster.
Deal.
All right.
All right. I'm good. Customs?
Yeah, I actually have the company director's key also so we could do that one. Oh wait, do you have that one yet? I don't even know if I have that one yet.
Directors, uh, park on directors office key?
No, not that one for shipment tracking.
Therapist, I have the key for that.
I don't have that
See if I've done it already
Shipment. Oh, no, I do need that. You do you have the key cool. We do that as well. I got three quests I can do this time. I
Have a shit load
Let do it, let do it. Yep. Yep. Yep. Oh, we're not a group
I
Like me boo
Do I got an old thing back me don't now sit there for the dinner, baby
Oh, you need to leave your group leave you go. Oh, yeah, I just be still in here. Yeah, there we go
Oh, that fucking guy.
We did lose our milk, our meat shield, milk shield.
We didn't lose our milk shield.
And you know, the juice, not us.
Really, boss, you mean it?
Any idea if the drops are different every day or no?
I have no idea.
I don't know there.
I'm guessing it's going to be like typical drops in today's probably well.
They're probably not doing anything more special like different containers or anything like the gifted sub one, but.
Oh, just saying yes, they are different.
Really?
No, someone said it expires in three days, so I'm guessing that.
I don't know.
That would be insane though three different days five gifted a day. Oh dude that'd be disgusting
Probably better than it isn't that way
Oh a bankroll in a bag of weed
Let's go. Lock it in. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Don't you want cheese? That's the whole thing back there.
That's right. You get a, you get a cutler, a fridge, you get a dog pack case, and then
And then one other thing that I have forgotten every single time I've said what you get inside of them, which is like a hundred times a
Wallet a wallet a dog pet case a cooter
Hey, what's that dang though I started running
One of this guy's voice lines is calling ambulance, but not for me is it actually
I'm gonna hit it one of these times
Sounds like Judd did those voice lines.
What are you doing to those voice lines for them?
I don't know, but it's bad.
It's real bad.
I think the best one is probably 41, but I played 41's voice lines so many wipes I just I can't play them anymore
That's all about for this
My youtube job, I don't know what's going on my youtube job is just not working
They're busted in front of us
Or what?
Yep
Up top
He's dead now, there's another one on the opposite side
I at least stopped shooting cause I was like, oh he's gonna die
Yes, that's level 5 on, careful
Oh, he's so hard I hit him, but he's not dead.
Oh, he's so back.
Five.
I'll help you one second.
He's alive. He's right around the corner.
Talk to him, guys.
I got him.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Prestige 5.
M995.
I got that old thing back me.
I got that whole thing back for him.
See you.
See you tonight, sir.
Stay home, Mr. P. Y.
All righty.
Use the G36.
Oh, but don't, but don't, but don't, but don't, but don't, but.
Hmm, that's fine.
You usually don't have that much recoil.
I want my swag up back.
How the fuck are these guys getting M995 like that?
I couldn't tell you, brother.
I could not tell you.
I'm excited about MA55.
I'm not talking punk about it actually.
Crazy work.
It's all good.
I do this.
I just I can't.
I just push the icebreaker
task line started farming it.
That makes sense.
That makes sense on why why they have a.
That's my only only guess
where they're just really lucky and running like streets or something
and getting shitload of ammo.
Hey there
Who the best in New York
No, I'd find chat I listen man, I guess my division just walking around to
I don't know what the fuck happened or I guess there is a lot of money to get it
But I don't fuck I wouldn't be right here right now. It's like a waste. I
Don't know I don't know that one sucked
It's too much with the pk you I don't have any words for you
to be honest, I gotta talk to you on stuck in traffic.
Are you getting back on tonight?
I will probably get back on later tonight though.
Okay, what time?
Because you know he's going to ask.
Tell him I said, as soon as he sucks me, that's what you're trying to do, I could do that.
Are you coming?
Are you get on tomorrow morning?
Yeah, I'll definitely be on tomorrow morning.
All right, I'll see you tomorrow.
All right, big dog, I'll talk to you later.
Thanks, bro, I'll let him in.
GG's.
Trying to do this again.
What was the, what was the quest we were trying to do?
Anyone know?
Someone banned madness.
Yeah, I, uh, yeah, I try to pull a pop out a couple of times. I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Yeah, it literally says, sorry, live chat is unavailable every time I pull it out.
Yeah, it literally says, sorry, live chat is unavailable every time I pull it out.
Have you can try?
Obviously it's great, bro.
I
Think I'm doomed at listen. I I know how I know how this sorry again. Let's again. I know how this shit works
What's gonna end up happening is is I'm gonna be allergic to absolute
crucial items. I know it for an absolute fact
it's gonna be
I'm gonna have an allergy to
E.T.G.
Zegustin
SJ6
Trimadol. Like if I don't have any of those
Ibuprofen
Goldenstar
I will
be absolutely blown away.
Mule Stems, OPD2s
Like there's just so many really good items
that I'm gonna want
like I'm praying
Don't get any of those, but it's like at this point, I have to get one.
If there really is no way that none of those...
I don't get at least one, at this point, at this stage.
Okay, I'll have a light.
Well right now, the only allergy I have is getting shot a singular time, and typically
that allergy just makes me die to a headshot every time.
He lived. Fuck.
I heard something. Not good. We gotta go through the front.
I really hope he doesn't look at me.
I'm just sitting in that room.
No way!
You don't ADS that at all?
Just fucking run down the lane like a meth addict?
I know it is pretty, it's pretty funny, ironic that I have no food allergies.
I
Burnin you think I had them you think I had them
No. Zero idea what any allergies are. Absolutely zilch, not a zero.
I scared the shit out of him. Yeah, I did. Fuck yeah, I did.
Absolutely, I scared the daylights out of them.
Kind of like we, uh, I have an opening to get over there.
My problem is, there is somebody sitting on the outside in these bushes. I'm fucking dead.
Look us.
Oh, oh, what a, what a, oh, yes.
That's exactly what I want to happen on this bush.
three
three
three
three
three
two
five
to nine in guarantee
that none of the shots that I fired wrecked hit count nine is that I wonder
if that's on the guys outside I want to actually I want to actually watch this
because I shooting his fucking neck what was the word with my bullets going
Yeah, brother, there's just no way they couldn't have right. There's no chance in hell.
I want to see it.
I want to see it.
You can quite literally see the blood on his fucking cheek.
No, no, no.
Look at the blood on his cheek.
for it. No blood. No blood. What's that? What's what's and so if I explain what that is?
That's my blood. So so I'm a gusher. So I'm a I'm a gusher. That's what that is. He shot
me in the face with 9x19 PST rounds while I have a fucking helmet on but this bald bitch
gets shot in the cheek and takes it with a 5-5-6.
Oh my god Nikita your wife is a fucking bitch.
I feel better.
I feel better.
I just put the wrist tea on am I at that point?
Can I get the uh, I get the headphones for this?
I'm actually like incredibly down. Yeah
Yeah, that's what we're doing
That's a hundred percent what we're doing. I buy these you know
all right
It's our only choice.
Our only choice that we have is to do exactly what I'm doing right now.
But how today is going and how my deaths are happening, guys, we have to play rest day.
It's the only choice to be made, it's the only thing that we get to do, it's the only thing.
We want this on our left side, this side.
Sucks that we only have level 4 plates.
Do I have anything that's level 5?
These won't work.
These already ripped.
Fuck, bro.
Sucks.
sucks. Fucking blows. I'm back. Hey, big shot. Thank you. I'm good. I'm good. I had my burgers
I'm feeling good. Fuck yeah
Hey, yeah, I started a starter off and I believe gimmick's gonna be here at about 15. Fuck yeah
Let's uh, I should be actively
Yeah, we could yeah, yeah, let's do it. All right. I'll meet you over there
I think MPX is giving me my weapon of choice today.
What is your weapon of choice today, boss?
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter what I use.
I'm going to typically die to a headshot in pretty much every raid.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
So, don't worry.
You will have a bullet sponge today.
Hell yeah, hell yeah, that's great to hear. Fuck yeah, that is great to hear. That is so great to hear
Honestly, this usually takes like 10 minutes. You want to run one just quick one maybe scab them and all my things are about the time
You're done. Yeah, I'm the I'll run a PMC. I'm trying to get this question, but I'll do it fast
I'll touch it. I'll be back. All right, see you soon
Boo, I'm Bobby Bidoo
I don't care about loot this round.
I just want to get this quest done and get out.
Make sure we have money for car.
Got that. Yeah, we should be good.
Don't wear those ears.
They sell for a lot.
You mean the ears I just bought for a hundred and fifteen thousand sell for a lot?
I would have never guessed.
Shit.
Oh, bro, sorry, dude, I'm high.
I'm high.
Guys, listen, if you're just tuned again, boys, I'm not exaggerating.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not.
Today has been, listen, everybody has those days, especially on Tarkov.
going to have a day if you're a new player, you're going to have a day where it doesn't
matter how you play slow, fast.
If you hold angles, if you swing angles, if you wear altens, if you wear wrist, if you
wear no helmet at all, nothing will change the fact that Nikita hates you.
He hates your entire family, your bloodline, your ancestry.
He's racist and he's a jerk.
Okay?
And he's going to be racist against you.
At some point, he's going to say, you specifically, I hate you.
You don't get to win.
And that is my day today.
My day today, no matter what I do, how I play, no matter how well I play or where I aim,
I will lose the fight, I will die, and I will be sad every single time.
It has been painful today, boys.
Painful, painful, painful, painful, painful.
Who knows?
Maybe since we've only been live for 10 hours, maybe now is when the tides change.
10 hours in.
The tides change right now.
We got a wrist tea on.
Last time we found a wrist T, we ran into the very first time, dying to an M995 bullet.
Hopefully this time is different.
And hopefully we do great.
We'll see.
We'll go grab our quest item and get the fuck out of this raid.
Oh, you tank bullets with no helmet on.
God forbid I get shot. I fall apart like a fucking cracker in water.
What's this quest that I'm at, isn't it right over here? Oh, I'm about to plant this somewhere.
I've kind of forgotten this quest.
Is this the one I got to go plant?
I had a mist, put a hundred gifted on the line that the first bullet didn't land on
his button and I will go back and then whenever I show you you give me a hundred.
Are you in?
I don't have the key, I forgot the key, tell me.
I don't have trailer park.
I just missed them no way.
Damn.
The quest changed?
Oh, you just have to extract with it?
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Wonderful.
Car is here.
Did you take a headshot?
I don't know if he went all the way up, or where he went.
There he is.
Okay!
It's possible.
Look at that.
We won!
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
He did take the head he
Unless that actually the kill shot could have been a headache as well
Yes, I'm too worried about that
I think we might have some company soon.
do you use alt Q and alt E? I don't use Q need a lean. I use VMP.
I
Little assassin.
That was scary.
I had a feeling someone was ratting down there.
And then he peaked as I pulled the net out and scared the shit out of me.
Might have ran off.
Really getting smoked right now.
Alright.
Hello!
Thank you.
I'm popping this now.
Get this damn quest item out boys.
Why car has to be exposed?
Cuz it's such an easy extract to get to if it didn't people would abuse it a little bit more
Like it's it's the trade
You get a close extract and return
During the very like the most vulnerable position on dorms
Yo, GGs nice
We want to gunfight holy shit, it's possible
We did it!
Alrighty, so who was this for?
Oh, I have to go back and stash a regular Zippo lighter now.
What a weird quest.
I guarantee you regular Zippos are like 100k.
Oh, can I not buy Zippos?
Oh, it's Zippos.
Oh no, 30K.
They are, I guess they are pretty common.
Got another gear set, which is sick.
Thank goodness, needed it, some terrible.
Let's repair this, get more of these, wonderful, I just got to go back with a regular OZIBO.
I'm going to save this MDR kit for whenever P gets on and we are going to use that guy's
kit and hopefully continue to win, hopefully, emphasis on hopefully, which means we are
going to be using an Alton, which I mean the second I said that I could feel the tide
shifting not in my favor but have any
Oh, that's on.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't know how to grab his.
Oh, I did like that.
There we go.
Every time I listen to this song, I think of summit racing on GTA.
racing on GTA. Oh, is PS the round that we kind of have to use? I think so. Yeah, it
is.
Oh, Mr. Hodge. Hey, it's your friend Peanut.
Hello peanut. Hello
It's your friend peanut. I just want you to know that I'm I'm here for you
And I'm and I love you and you and you're doing great champ and you're doing great. What the hell's wrong with you
You're being way too nice. That's and you and I see have you lost some weight?
Wait, what's happening? Wow? Wow? I'm yeah, wow
The hell's wrong with you. Fuck you nothing. I'm enjoying this
fuck you guys that's not very kind that's not very kind but that's okay
would you put shit in my pillowcase or something why are you being nice to me
I put plutonium 243 down your urethra while you were sleeping on the next two
months I knew it you will grow a second cock then it's non-stop as if you have
the herms I knew it you will grow tinnitus you will hear nothing but
ringing and how you have it you cock you it will drive you mad it will drive you
insane years down the line you will lose your family you will lose your friends
you will lose any connection to society because you will be living in a hole it's
in your cock and re hearing ringing in your ears that is what I have done that
is what I've done that is my master plan that is my master plan fuck you fuck you
fuck you yeah I get it done yeah I get it done yeah I get it done how was your
day to day, P, what'd you do before straight?
Literally nothing.
I woke up, I saw my phone for about an hour.
I ate two Sonic cheeseburgers and then I clogged my toilet
and I hit the go live button.
You know, that is what officer was telling me.
You have an industrial grade plunger.
Yes, because you clogged the toilet so often.
Is that true?
No, no, is not because I
the toilet show off and
Not because I clogged the toilet so often
I was looking on Amazon for a nice new plunger because the last one was you know, you know that and
I saw the last one like
That's it in good shape. Oh
Why why because usually if a plunger is not in good shape
It's because of active active use like you're actively
Using it more than because I've never really you know
I've had I've had plungers never have I've been because you probably pooped a pig trough
You can't even sit on a human
Now will you shut up when I finish my story?
I
Was going on Amazon and I was looking for it, you know
Plungers or whatever and I found one. It was like only like 40 bucks and it was an electric one
It was sweet and pumps out air you plug it in it works flawlessly, so I got it
And?
And?
Oh my god, just give me one second, Mr. Hutch, you must excuse me, please, you must excuse
me, you must excuse me, Mr. Hutch, do you, do you, do you like me just one quick second?
Sure.
That's what I'm saying, like, there's a level of like needing a plunger where it's just
kind of unhealthy, you know?
I think you get to a certain point where you're plunging a little too often.
I got a thousand gifted subs, good for him, man, that's awesome.
Fuck yeah.
Oh
Yeah, well, thanks so much for the Fiverr Man Gabriel and trash and Rizzle. Thank you
I have returned mr. Hutch sorry I was I got really excited I
Whoever that was W them that's insanity
By the way, hutch, I don't I haven't done this in a long time
But you know how if somebody gives five subs they get drops and talk of yeah
There's no way I
Can I can thank everybody is that are you just kind of I don't want I've already told everyone listen
We appreciate you guys y'all the best you the best you you the best
But we can't write them all we
I've already checked out. I can't you can't it's impossible
possible
What today specifically I I apologize, but it was just
Then you wouldn't be able to enjoy the stream and that should be our first priority mr. Hodge
It is making enjoyable stream. There it is. There it is. We appreciate everybody one clean sweep. Thank you so much
Enjoy your drops
I can't change
I used a good kid chat now. This is good. Am I forgetting anything?
Now
Put that one up for now
Are you just dude you can't see nothing in this damn helmet man
And I like doing it in spurts have a good raid die have a good raid die
Miss Dodge
Yes, sir. Well, it's time to grind. It's not time to grind ready for a great night. Oh
I'm so ready for a great. I'm so ready through the grapevine
Mm-hmm. We already talked about this earlier, but I just wanted to reiterate it because the bungalow
It was right here now that your night wasn't the greatest without me now
You can admit like you already did on reporting that you need me that you need this sexy
Pity I good look don't need you. I need your body. I am
Objectifying you you are not even a person to me. You are just a sex object
All right, you're okay. That's right, buddy. And again, that's right. That's right for me. All right. Well, we're about to win. We're about to win big time. We're about to win big time. Oh, yeah. We're about to win huge. We're about to win huge. Let's, um, okay, let, okay, let me, what, what map are you putting on going to? That way I can pick the, the, the, the, the question from that map.
Customs
Customs, let me see and I got so many keys P. I have so many keys
Good good
20 gifted baby
Hopped on for one snap rain. I was telling us love bro. Thank you so much. We love
Directors, welcome everybody cast register area key got like three other really good keys and some
Jackass. Thank you guys again everyone for all the subs. I appreciate all the love.
An inch of promotion. He doesn't even know he killed you either because you weren't
screaming. Yeah, yeah, I didn't do anything. I was just standing there. I heard a guy running
so I was like, okay, I'm going to stand still. I'm going to aim kind of slightly up so that
everybody knows I'm not dangerous. And he runs by literally within quarter of a second.
I bet he didn't even fully register that I was a real person. He could have mistaken
He's pushed with how long he looked at me right by me look left one second shot. I'm dead
He was a scab. I'm a scab. I was so pissed. I was so
Pissed. Oh my god. I was so pissed. I had so many
Let me tell you that only to me like 20 minutes on streets
I'll try to make sure I go to streets and do all the what we just hit a streets run hit all the filing counts
We might get like a ton of keys. I
I have and I'm not getting a hundred streets quest, so I'm down
Okay, let's do one customs. You have located and obtained the suitcase with the device on customs pharmacist. I
Already did that
You have the key is that three is that 114? Yeah, 114. I do have the key. Yes, sir
You have located to take the terror group statement list on customs statement tracking
I think that's fine for a second so I can see it and I can tell you if I can see right
there.
Oh yeah.
So I can get a small window.
You're in a small window.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, go ahead.
This one here.
You've been tracking.
Do you have a key for that?
No, no key for that.
That's in the new area.
Okay.
So I then I'll do pharmacists and then I'll do private club gets gears wallet.
And then what about this one?
Look at the secret X-Bill on customs.
Is that just ZB-01-2 or ZB-01-3 or one of them?
That is, I think that's the one that is between the mechanic shop.
Mechanic shop and old gas.
The ZB-01-3, the one under the stronghold.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
The other one.
Oh, the green flare.
I'll show you. I'll take you there. I'll take you there most.
It's the one between all the warehouses.
I mean, so I have to give for the item. I think it's like five, right?
Five gifted. You get a cooler, you get a wallet, and you get a dog tag case all with cold skins on them.
on them and by watching today's stream you will be getting dropped so make sure everybody link
your twitch account to your Tarkov account. Are you talking about the cooler from Jager?
Yes, you get a free cooler. Oh my god. A free dollar. And it's red. And it's red.
It's like a really cool skin. The talk of this game are like diarrhea. That is actually kind of
massive. That's actually kind of massive. That's actually kind of massive. I'm actually, I'm doing
I'm going to do that myself.
And again, you don't have to give subs.
There's regular drops as well.
There's regular drops.
There's regular drops out.
Yep.
They get both.
I'm just watching tonight.
Oh, let's do this.
Let's do that.
Let's do that.
Oh, Chad's saying it only holds drinks.
No food.
That's the difference.
You know, they had to add a little bit of AIDS in there.
You know, they can't just give us a whole lot.
You just smashed it a little bit of AIDS.
Yeah.
That's still worth it, I think.
That's 100%.
I did that's to make sense. All right. Okay. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Yeah, thank you for the fiverr
Michael Lumber
Permanent, you know anything about that
No, no idea no idea about that. I mean, I would think
Well, yeah, at least I probably lasted till the end of the white which is like probably like many many months from now
Yes, yeah
Yeah, it's not going to disappear once the drops are over you'll have them for the rest of the white at the very
I mean where it is a permanent and then you get it back after each white
I mean I believe in that one guy
She's since permanent. Oh
Gee geez absolutely. I cannot
I'm a message Apple and check with him and I'll give you a permanent
This is like probably the best drops. They've ever done ever I
I mean, I might be ill informed, but if that's permanent, that's got am I right or no?
That's gotta be the best shot, the best, the best buy drops for sure, because the only
other one was the streamer item stash case.
And to be honest, that one was not that good once you have capo.
Well, I like using it the purple one.
I like using it.
Oh, let's ride.
RUN!
Oh, it's-it's for sure permanent?
That's craaaazy actually, what the fuck?
That's sick, hell yeah.
Well, hey, there you guys go, man.
I need to make sure I do it myself after stream tonight.
Yeah, if I forget, can you sign in and make sure you give-
I don't care who, five, but I can get it as well, please.
Supposedly, I'm wrong, and the extractor's right here, P. I can't fire.
Oh! Oh, fantastic! Fantastic!
Alright, then we have to go get, uh, more of the other trees. Excuse what, what is that?
here's while it was right next to I need to go to dorms and plant this whatever
much Zippo and then you need to go to 114 also dorms let's go dorms real quick
also I need three water items found in rain is that what it says water item
yeah sounds right I've done that one reiki water items and reiki water items
I want you to know, Pete, that I have not taken my medicine all day today.
And I've waited until you got on to even dabble.
And let me tell you something, I have paid the consequence.
I mean, I have been my bussy has been ran through by every girthy man
that I've come across in this game so far.
Lucky dog. Lucky dog.
Well, get the poppin', get the poppin'?
Oh, f***ing, oh, save poppin'.
F*** that pill of methamphetamine.
Is that better?
Oh, that's perfect, yeah, that's perfect, that's perfect.
Oh, I got the purple axe, I got the purple axe!
I also think there are people in here potentially on second floor, maybe?
Yeah, too much, too much, I'm just gonna do a little bit of light.
He's right there with you.
Someone's going in, someone's going in, multiple people, multiple people.
Up front.
Where'd they go?
That, that actually might not be people.
That might be the boss and his crew.
It might be.
That's one guy tanked a lot of shots.
You hear how many footsteps that was?
It's made by the garbage can.
Yeah, potentially.
I had to shawl a lot today, so I wouldn't add it.
Oh, they're out the forest, are these real people?
He's right next to the ice, he's dead.
I
Just passion
He's some suspicious about that we got some suspicious. Yeah, I don't know
No, no about that. You're just running. That's me running. I
We got all the way at the third I look down second it looked okay, obviously, you know
I
Absolutely, it's on it's in two-story if you across oh wait all right before we do that then hold on let I've got
I've got a
Yeah
You can take again if I see you reached out if I see those fingers move and I'm gonna literally
You're not gonna give a goop a bite
But I'm in the trenches about I'm in the ditch. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What?
What you find?
What you find?
What you find?
Huge!
Huge!
Huge!
You're coming!
I'm coming!
What you find?
What you find?
Huge!
I haven't even...
I haven't even done the thing yet.
I don't know yet.
Oh, huge!
Huge!
Huge!
Huge!
Huge!
Huge!
Huge!
Huge!
Huge!
I got I got terror group labs black
In my butt
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. You how much does Blake R.F.I.D. cut your foot out? I don't
know. I don't know. You got you got that. I'll take this red key card. We'll call it
even.
Wait, what? You're not leaving this door until I find out if you're joking or not.
I'm joking dude, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
What the fuck was that?
What just hit the ground?
He does a fully automatic green launcher from Shoghurt.
That was like six of them all landing perfectly at the same time.
I don't know why I don't know why.
Double check, triple check called Drupal Check everywhere.
Oh
You also got this sweet ragman figurine
Okay, they're all saying bit quit Lennox, so I think we're good, okay?
When you see the bit quite to the Lennox's that means you you gotta you got everything you're in the clear
I mean you're in the clear you're in the clear
Thanks guys.
Hopefully you got underneath us, for sure.
Thanks for being so stupid.
Hopefully you got underneath us, player.
Player, player, player.
Where, where, where?
Is that you on dirt?
Yes.
Yeah, for sure, player.
Sir?
What?
Yeah, I am.
Uh, well, hold on, guys. Sir, stop your moving. Stop your jiggling around, okay?
No fucking way!
Okay, you can keep jiggling if it's that big of a deal to you.
I didn't know that that would be the...
That's rather probably the camera's back, but...
All right, okay, I permit you a couple jiggles,
and you can just jiggle around a little bit.
We want to be lovers, not fighters!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I can't, I can't pass out in this moment. You know what I want.
Shit. Shit.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Come on up, come on up.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
How many seconds this is going to be?
This is going to be late?
I got you.
This is going to be late.
What's the hit radius on yours?
What's the hit radius?
What's the hit radius on yours?
Hey.
Oh, sorry.
Oh.
25, 25.
Oh shit, okay. Let me swap this out for this one.
I got poop. I got poop crap.
Oh, alright, you see, you wanna do this, young man!
I cannot pass up this moment.
I cannot pass up this moment.
Alright, gentlemen, we're gonna be going into a royal rumble!
No pulling the hair, no pulling the penises.
One swing to the dome does the trick.
Are you ready?
Three, two, one, go, go, go!
Get job!
Ah, let's go!
Come on, P! Come on!
Yes, P! Yes!
Fuck yeah!
Woo!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
You see that besides that that's how a group of does it
Oh, yeah, this guy had in May 5 5 a1 in every mag with in May 5 6 a1 out of the mag
I
Come check this rig right here. Oh
I'm gonna drop my SPA for now
I'll buy another one. There's a cheap. I can
Delete
Okay, it'd be pretty hard. Just be hot. That's right. I just realized he had a bigger backpack
I would have been able to definitely keep it 100% if I had just waited two more seconds to see what was on the ground
Oh my goodness gracious. Oh my goodness gracious
Oh, this guy probably went a lot of times this guy probably went a lot. Oh, he would
What does this guy do with that mean five five here? He also had a he also had a
Level four rig or sorry level four armor on the ground
What was his name was it mr. Enhancer oh my god all seven in the chat for mr. Enhancer
That was a good man
That was a fine man, a man of ferocity,
of determination, of gores.
He's shot out to complete.
Incredulous, incredulous.
Wow. Wow. Wow.
You want to grab his armor right here?
Wait, where's your armor?
On the ground.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I got giga beef?
Oh, shit, I'm eating it!
I don't know. I don't know.
Oh, shit, oh, shit!
Did you eat it boss?
I thought I was double clicking it to inspect it. I know it's actually
Never even seen that item before I want to see what it was sells for 40k
Group like me can use 40k
I cannot believe that is happening. I'm actually fucking finished. I'm not even so fucking finished
I am pissed. I am pissed.
Alright, you go ahead and take the armor. I can't take it. I can't take it.
You really wouldn't mind if I take this armor?
No, go ahead. Go ahead and take my pants. Take my pants.
Thanks, B. Thanks, B. Alright.
That was tasty, though. No, that's the worst part.
Isn't I cancelled the eating animation, so I didn't even eat it and just disappeared.
Alright, we gotta go to 114.
We have a 140 guy.
We swapped the rig. We swapped the rig back.
Okay.
See.
We'll do what we swapped to do.
Fantastic.
Do you need the...
I'll grab this for you.
The Shemalska?
Or the...
Ragnar?
I
Got smows good buddy
Make sure you don't have a question
all that on top of the mark room key that I did oh my god this is the biggest
red this is the biggest red you wouldn't happen to have 206 would you I do not
have
I'm just giving you room to
Hey come up here come up here. We need we need to shoot this barrel so you don't blow up
I don't want to shoot it with you go up the floor I can shoot it
Oh, you're a blast.
Oh, why would you do that?
I tried to say.
Reloading.
It didn't work here.
Let me take care of him.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
I can just go to the name.
Pete, they're all next to you.
You win, Johnny!
Yeah.
You win?
I don't got the best bullets, Pao.
So I'm trying to bullet Liz.
No, Dad?
Yeah, I think so.
Oh, God, work!
It could be good if she grabbed by Rashaul's pistol for the quest
I've already done that quest. It's you who has another question. I'm not sure. Nope. I got no one done today. Oh
Players
Prepare your penis
My pieces of bread. No, I say we own up. We wait wait wait wait
Where are they? Where are these planes at? Is that in the bush? No, no in the bushes outside. I
I have an idea. What's that?
Let's...
You got a loot? You got a loot? A little bit?
A little bit? I have...
I mean, you've gone with my net with times a hundred in my butthole.
But it doesn't matter if you die, you still keep those. And your butthole.
Wait, is your purpose wall in warehouse 17?
Yeah, yeah, we don't go over there. That's another way.
I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. Wait. I haven't done one for the deed wait
Yes, yes, yes, yes
Okay, hold on so you don't want to loot but you're gonna run across
You watch all right, so we did crack today. Got it sweet sweet. Do we do
Should we go do the other question?
I thought it's that dangerous.
There's no way it's that dangerous.
Just whip it up real quick, get it done, yeah?
Up to you.
Whatever you think.
After a performance like what you just pulled off, you're in flow state.
I don't want to mess that up.
Leave, leave, leave, leave, leave you fool.
Leave reset leave extract leave leave leave leave you suck extract leave
So that mean that can mean I have heard the people
I'm so much right for me.
Oh shit!
Got him!
One shot.
Oh that's right!
You should head towards the exit.
I'm not overweight or fat.
Okay.
I'll just meet you at the...
Okay.
one zero one zero one zero wonder exactly
Oh, no, I got what which one I thought I had a green flare, but I don't
I'm approaching with house 70 if you speak, okay
Drop plates and TV
You think I got a lot more money than I do. Okay, buddy
Ah, you think I'm gonna drop level 4 plates?
In Greek warehouse 17.
A group of like me wouldn't drop a can of sardines.
That's how you use keynotes.
Yeah, yeah, that's not... yeah, that's pretty easy to find.
I need this, I need this so bad.
I'll try to see if I can get it.
I should probably get that checked out, maybe go to the priestess.
Oh, she's coming, she's coming, somebody's here.
Die!
Huge level 35 p.m. See oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god LVNV mark. What is this? Is this a streamer?
Oh my oh you kill a streamer nice
By the way, we had she's over here's on that stairwell the left side you go up this staircase where we fought all those dudes
I don't remember how to explain it remember where we fought those two guys and I killed them both
And you took credit and took everything
Good talk I'm wrapping them up, but I'm wrapping them up like Christmas presents over here one by one they fall
Are you killed another player
Oh my gosh, I was muted the whole fucking time, bro.
Damn it!
Uh, do you remember whenever I killed those two players and then you took credit and looted
them both?
Uh, yes.
There.
That's that.
That's right, Matt.
That's right, Matt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what you're looking for.
I just want an AI staff with a backpick that was literally one out of six four. Now, I want to say it's full of cheap ass diarrhea.
It was full of ass diarrhea!
It was full of nuts.
Damn it!
That'll happen. That'll happen one piece.
This is a huge run for your boy, John.
A huge run.
Just gotta get out.
You got it!
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
I want the way out!
All right.
Better than Dick Diarrhea.
Always greater.
It is always greater!
Oh, someone's been here.
Someone's been here.
All right, I'm heading to you.
One, two, three, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, zero, one, zero, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, zero, one.
Got it.
I have just crossed the train tracks.
Oh, I'm not too far ahead.
It's a light stack? It's a quick...
This is just the way of a girl.
Oh, we're from the river, we're trying the whole world!
It's so fatty, photographs!
I feel it in the air!
It's cheese math!
Great song.
What the fuck am I looking at?
Uh, are you talking about this incredible gun that has claimed multiple lives?
Huh.
Thank you.
OH MY- WHAT THE- WHAT THE FUCK?!
WHAT?!
This is the move.
This one, whatever this is, that box right there, that's the move.
That's the big one. That's the big one.
Oh my gosh, you're not lying.
I'm not lying, I got Lennox and an Osco from that one crate.
I swear it, I swear it, just now, just now.
You just paid for the whole night?
I just paid for the whole night, one raid.
Oh my gosh.
And I'm dude you can you can actually sell it because you already have the other one for the quest
Yeah
The only reason I wouldn't sell it is gonna think that free market prices might go higher
But I feel like for the last two or three months they haven't I
Just sell it to their best or so I wait for the fleet to see if it goes higher than 600,000
So here's my only opinion. I feel like a vast majority of people are gonna keep the one that they already started with
The only people who aren't are the ones who are down bad and let's be honest with ourselves
Do we really think the people who suck so bad they have to sell their let X?
Are gonna be around to buy the let X
No, no, you're right. I'm a sub
Let me just tell you if let X just go to 2 million. I
Am circumcising myself and moving to New Zealand
Got it. It's what you know that this is a fine threat. I come this is a certain
This is a real threat completely valid. It responds to a decision like that going sideways
Really valid
Are we at my son, don't you get I'm about to be at the extract I'm going to hold on the wall right now to get there
Yeah, you smash old gas season. Okay. Yeah, you shouldn't see me unless you look at the extract
from the other side of the map.
hmm peanut copying ducky from land before time with a
sweet hmm hmm what the fuck is that what is that what is that
what is that we're all copying somebody man I'm copying you
you're copying the duck fuck dude we're all copying it is what
it is. By the way, I completely forgot where I was. I left the raid.
No, we deal. No, we deal. I was out. I'm going to be gone. What is
this? That the FBX? I told you, I built this before I went on
stream. It's really cheap. This is gonna be my kind of choice for
today. It's really cheap. It's it's about I think 200 all in.
Is that including ammo?
No, the BSC was extremely cheap. I purchased 720 of it for $68,000.
Oh wow. That's the old, that's the ump back in the day.
We're back when you buy good ump ammo.
What I did was I just added a few select items and I kept the defaults to keep the price down.
I mentioned how much like change of the bear would be for ergonomics and refueling stuff.
And so it's real cheap, but it's real nice.
It's got 72.65 ergonomics.
Did you blast that wall real quick just so I can see?
I got you.
Watch this.
Yeah, that's disgusting.
Oh, it's 200 all in.
200 all in.
You see 8,000 for 720 bullets.
Yeah, that's pretty nasty.
It's a real simple build.
I only added a couple lines of something like this.
Wow, what a raid!
That was just a big raid!
Excellent raid!
Holy shit.
Oh my God, that was genuinely probably more money
than I've made in every raid I've played
since the start of my goodbye.
You heard that?
The one raid he plays with Hutch and he just, you know,
it's all right, you're welcome, Pete, you're welcome.
anything from my friend?
Oh, okay.
Oh, thank you so much, Mr. Hutch.
I couldn't have done it without you.
Whoo!
Oh, my goodness.
It was getting drafty in there,
but then when you block the door all wind sees to exist,
I thought we were just going to float away.
That house is very light,
but when you walked in,
you really stapled it to the ground.
ground. I appreciate that, Ms. Dodds. You have saved me today. You have made me a very rich
peanut, a very rich peanut. Let me see all my goodies. You know, every time you thank me,
it hurts me a little because it's never, it's never something good, you know?
No, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on. This X 400 is on the wrong side. This is, I don't know if it's
It's not really a build build.
I honestly didn't really do a lot.
I only changed the grip out.
I had the RVG, I had the silent chair.
Well, I had the silent chair though,
not the nine one,
because that one gives it to its ergonomics
and I didn't ever ask.
And that's about it.
That's all I did to it with an X400.
It's real cheap, real good life, real cheap, real good.
That's also the good part guys is you buy none of this out the flea. This is all from
trade is too soon. The price can't fluctuate. Early build, early build, early build. Oh,
Oh yeah, my eyes feel like they're going to climb out of my face.
I'm so locked in.
All right, so we have a grip for this
We have a site for this
What is the best? What is what is the oh my gosh? It's 56 recoil as is hold on
It's all right. We should hide for judge. Yes. Yes. Yes, right
Are you ready to rumble? Well, actually let me turn it in those things real quick
What did I get I got the wallet and the briefcase? I
I have a good feeling about tonight, P. Me too. Me too. Me too. Me too. Me too. Me too.
We are going to hit flow state and we aren't going to slow down. I die. You pick up it.
I you die. I pick up it. 100 bucks an hour. 100 bucks an hour. Right down the German highway
That doesn't have a speed limit. I forgot my speed limit.
Woo! Woo!
Oh.
Let me know if I have to figure out who watched these things.
$19 Fortnight Card. Who watched it?
Well, here we go. There she is. There she is.
Wait. What constitutes as...
Wait. Hold on.
Drinking water? Wait, is that specifically talking about the actual...
Oh, the Autobot. You're the Autobot.
Is that talking about only specifically the drinking water bottle?
That's kind of stupid.
I don't have any drink, well, I don't.
Yeah, I think that's talking about just the regular water, it might include the aquamarines.
Well, what do you know about that hatch?
Is it just the regular water bottle, or does it include the aquamarine stuff?
uh
Don't know
Yo, gee are you got luck brick actually does affect like no stop it stop it i'm telling you i think it does no
Now it does not
Usually what i just found in a regular box. Yes, and i have found absolutely jack dick
And we got the same perk
Yeah, but you also have the ugly and fat perk you got the no arms and legs perk whose words I can fix mine jackass
Have you ever seen Robo cop idiot
Fuck you become Robo cop peanut cop peanut Robo cop
You're gonna do nothing
I'm gonna roll around and look like shit
Let me grab a couple more goodies and it was good dude a lot. All right. All right. It's not Terry
We can't tear each other apart while we're winning P. That's right. That's right only when we lose it to make it way worse
Exactly, which we don't lapsed. Oh
I don't have a card. I don't have a card left. You say it. Yeah, I don't have a card
um
Oh, we'll be a loyalty level three with their business to my wife
Yeah, I'm going to level three. I'm still loyalty level two. I
I still haven't went to factory and grab my damn note yet off that body. Oh
You know what we can you can do that alone once once I stop playing with you
Let's figure out what okay, let's figure out what what we need to do. Let's see
If you were crossing the street and reach your little peanut nub out for a hand because
you needed help and you felt scared, I'd punch you across the street like a little football
and I wouldn't feel bad about it.
I feel like your leg would feel bad about it the next day.
That sounds like the most movement you've done in a decade.
Let me see here, let me go ahead and take a look at what we've got.
Every time you talk, it looks like a chicken's ass is profusely shitting.
All right, okay, well that was just, that was over the line.
That was uncomfortable.
All right.
I don't even have a rebuttal for that, but that was not nice.
That is not nice.
That is not nice.
All right, sorry.
That is very un-nice.
You can't.
It's very un-nice.
You cannot say the things you said to me and expect me not to come back swinging.
Go on for the regular.
You didn't come back swinging.
come back speaking you came back with the with the with the nuclear football yeah you're right
right about that wait should we go oh yeah i got wet job wet job one two eagle eye health tip
well no that requires you don't have less to your six do you
no no i don't have you done have you done fishing gear yet
Wait, wait, no, I don't have you done fishing gear yet.
This one's fishing gear.
What will you put the untar the leather multi tool out of the beach?
Yes.
Have you done eagle eye yet where you get the two UAVs on shoreline?
Yes.
Have you done wet job part two where you locate the fishermen dwelling on shoreline and mark his table?
Yes.
Do you want to do them again?
Are you asking me if I want to do the exact same thing I just asked you to do and you told me to eat shit and die?
No, this is vastly different. Oh, really one thing was quick and would be not inconvenient
This is highly inconvenient and will halt your process for probably half an hour
Very different. Yeah. Fuck it. I'm in make sense. All right. Let's ride. Let's do this
Yeah, yeah, oh you might untie my multi-tool
Oh, multi, multi, multi tool.
Multi, multi, multi tools.
Here we are
Then the undone
All right, oh, sorry, let's ride honey markers
Hey besides ready ready
Check me out
Let me see, let me see, let me see, she's looking big, Miss Dodge, she's looking big.
Nice.
What's he doing?
I don't know what he's doing.
He said he got delayed by something.
I probably saving a family pie.
When he was beating the homeless.
Walking grandmothers.
We lost the street.
Yeah, jerking off grandpa.
Exactly.
getting the homeless guys there's a lot of things giving could have gotten caught
up in all texture right on to we should see
you know I played with lemon today Pete yeah I was there and I'm not gonna lie
idea the best he's ever played I know I I heard about him killing like two guys
with three guys I was gonna sit back on my phone but I heard the he was gonna
Oh, that's right.
Oh, Joe, let's ride.
Yeah, he was in flow today, wasn't he?
It's insane.
Hey, guys, so much for getting for all the five gifts.
I appreciate you guys.
Alright, if I miss you, I promise I don't hate you
and want you to die.
I just, there's a lot of them,
and I appreciate every single one.
Hard to make sure I don't miss anybody.
Thank you so much.
If my wife is about to say thank you so much, man.
Oh, Mr. Hunter, go to the island.
I'm gonna print the thing out of the table.
Just, I've gifted.
I've gifted, get lower.
I
Know maybe do it 80s no, I'll walk with music
he's fortunate son 80s rock music
uh I think it was in the 80s yeah
what's the 60s? he's fortunate son is that many years old really?
I
Still get mad at me for switching out that song guys just a quick reminder. I don't own Sony entertainment
Um, you're gonna get me a not really up to me
Unfortunately, I don't huh all right
he's a good dog I was going down there pee I'm currently laying in a bush
tactfully waiting oh fantastic I'm almost done planting the doozy almost done
I think I found my favorite looking gun in the game was was was that me like it
it looks cool it's the scar l 5 5 6 within oh there's a guy there man give him give him
steel
That's fire, that's really good, yeah, that's really good, that's really good, that's really
Thank you.
I don't hear nothing.
Goodbye, good riddance.
Didn't hear me.
Is the wife Benny good?
I haven't felt like I was playing OG Tarkov.
Like I feel like I'm playing OG Tarkov now.
Oh my gosh, waiting for you.
Parmesan cheese is hunting me.
You see it? Where are you? Where are you?
I'm up here. I hear you. I'm right here. You're right.
I just got the...
The what? I just got the...
I don't know. Sounded like...
I don't know. You can talk about that.
No, it sounded like...
No, no, I know what you're talking about, but you're talking about...
Not destroyed!
No, okay. No, no, that goes...
No
It's different song it was fun. It's gonna you know that no you are you think of another song?
That's you think is a Justin Bieber song
Okay
But we go second mr.. Sandy busies over here, so we get cocky I do need to kill Stanley Bussey I would love to
you
We don't grade there. Let me see
I'm that sucker
You threw it for fucking
Steve, what's that going to check?
People are four feet in front of us, idiot?
True.
Yeah.
Checkmate?
Yeah.
You look like a pretty big idiot right now.
I'm saying it's always four feet in front of us.
And I'm going to be a pretty big fool.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Who's the fool now?
My safe, bitch.
Oh
Big money big money big money big money big money big money big money big money
What's a cat?
Come on boys, we gotta get up. Wait, what are we going to get?
You gotta do I gotta get wait. Oh, I gotta go
Wait, I gotta go hit the UAV then we gotta go to the shoreline to plant the stuff. Yeah
Let me see what I have I have anything else
Usually I said let me see what I have
Which is with nothing fuck the horse. What fuck you?
Well, I should do you horse that one quest from you do that sexy guy. I'll get the next horse. You get that horse
I
Do you have making promise I don't think just read right now. Yo, thank you guys so much for the fire
I did thank you for the take it did WC to check y'all
Make sure you say thank you. Thank you. No time for the community boys. I appreciate you. Enjoy the drops enjoy the drops
I'm heading over to the UAV and then I'm gonna head back down to the shoreline to plant my stuff, but that should be funny to get a little bit risky.
scope on your gun I do not because mr. Sandy but she's probably there or two
big girthy gentlemen
I can't I was here this was here I was here
you're doing things for a little bit you should be okay anyone who opens that
that one is probably instantly running to go open up the second one.
Mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm.
It's a very, very good one.
Is it coming out?
Yep.
Okay.
I backed out into the sewer, follow me, Mods.
You don't need the second one?
Well, no, but it makes more sense, you're in the sewer,
they go back up and then lead the road to constant, yeah?
I did, right?
Or no?
Should be something to say to the second one.
I don't think so, because we were on this side of the map,
instead of going through a straight line, then across,
and then a straight line...
Let's go for this tour. Let's go for the show. I'd say I've ran the numbers. It's way
Why not go through the middle of the map instead of twice four times? I
I'm sorry for trust me. I ran the numbers. It's way quicker. It's way quicker
Solid as fuck. Yeah, thank you. I'm gonna take word over here for my number runners then
This is way better
I'm like
Specific guy who said he ran the numbers that two sounds like that he ran the numbers the numbers don't lie
That's what it sounds like
Gee bam, see look at that if we had done your stupid
ridiculous plan so ridiculous we would be dead by now we would be dead but now we
would be my feet is dead my well thought out plan with my my number guy double
sexes just another one of those spots where literally the entire map can kill
us just in case anyone was wondering
Oh, I get that, you get that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You little peeps, you little peeps.
Let the bottom down, bye-bye.
Oh.
Oh.
Not too shabby, not too shabby.
Couple of heels, couple of heels.
You need to make sure you link your account
and go to the Tarkov website
website and double check make sure it's linked there make sure everything is
claimed there that's the way to make sure you get those drops brother
Oh, I guess you got... I do, he's... Oh, there's a guy next to the pice.
Actual player
Again actual player
No, it's
All right, I'm not gonna lie to you for this scratch. I can't really watch your back while you're down there
I just got the Dr. Jekyll thing. I can't run for the rest of the raid.
Hey, don't worry at least you're lucky.
Oh, hooray!
Oh, fantastic! Oh my god, I feel so lucky.
I have to be the top 3 worst decisions we ever made, right?
100%! I just got West 219!
Is that a big one?
West 219, unknown.
I
Be with that is big
Whoo, that's that look that's that look right there. Do I'm not bleeding anyone?
But you're getting lucky
We're running with a fresh wound. I don't know how you going go play your stuff. Wait. Oh, yeah, good to get
Oh my god!
Let's get the poop out of me!
Oh my god!
I got it!
Good, good, good, good.
I'm in a bush waiting for you to return.
As much as much as we can move the safes.
Hey, Pete.
Hey, Pete.
Hey, Pete.
Hey, Pete.
Hey, Pete.
Hey, Pete.
Hey, Pete.
I'm getting rich up here besides wow did you miss out whoa wow did you miss out
besides whoo-hoo bad decision not coming down here huge huge group over here
huge goop enough to pay off mini mini dance like what generational wealth like
like what I got too many things I can't even name them oh many things
mm-hmm a latex five red key cards mm-hmm GPU ten billion dollars mm-hmm look at you
You got some jealous, you got some jealous.
You're with the boat gal.
It's still over there.
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
They say you gotta be smarter than a boat
to find the boat.
They say, they say, they say.
That's what I heard.
All right, give me, give me.
Oh, thank god, they sort the time. Thank goodness.
I still get to take like 20 seconds to be there.
Is this the last thing we have to do?
Hmm.
Hmm.
that's bigger than a boat oh yeah the last UAV why we just hit the last UAV
before we came down here you idiot what I just genuinely holding me back is
genuinely just holding me back I literally all the way to the top of the
about to grab the other UAV.
Are you fucking me right now?
I wish.
I wish.
Don't you get me?
Don't you get me?
Is there supposed to be a stash here?
Oh, I guess, I guess no.
Yes, that's never existed.
They'll still sit in this bush. Keep an overwatch. I'm a coming boys. I'm a coming
They'll sit in this bush. What specifically place? What specific place?
When you run across the bridge
Yeah
Right in that bush
Okay, are you not here anymore? No, no, I am I'm across the bridge in a bush. I
I'm across the bridge. I don't see any bushes
right here where on the bottom look at the bottom level where here I am there
There he is!
That's a go.
Did you get the goons out here? We'll get some serious loot.
Let's go check.
Where'd you get these little people to pee? Little people never hurt anyone.
Remember people were so late in the raid everyone's gonna be
Booped up gonna be slow
So we should minimize the running
I see can't really run that much not bleeding anyways. There you go. I'll set the doctor Jekyll might have been a good thing for you
Really? Yeah
Why is you're an idiot? Oh
Oh, oh, I had considered that oh
Very wise very wise thinking besides very wise no good
Hey, you can do that
No guns
He's like, keep going north.
You do that.
I'll go grab the UAV.
Cool.
I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I think my vitality of whatever my skill has reduced the significance
of Dr. Jacob.
I just ran a full stamina bar and it did reopen.
Hold on a minute.
Oh, I'm guessing things have changed.
Yeah.
OK, right at the end, if I had stopped even half a second sooner,
that statement would have been true.
That statement would have been true.
What happened?
What was the other thing that happened?
It was the bleed open.
The bleed open.
Got it.
All right.
Got it.
I think we just have to have some advantages.
I found an Intel.
Nice besides, those are for $200 dead.
That's big money, that's big chips.
I'm rich.
Look, I got a little dip on this chip.
I also got my last cigarette.
I'm making bank over here.
I should be like 10 cigarettes, you know if you see me more.
I just ran a false bottom stamina again and no-
Know what?
So what, Pete? Sorry?
That's a monster, I mean it's a Serbia.
Okay.
Wait, next time I'm gonna try stopping right before the end of the stamina bar.
Okay, alright, this is the dumbest thing ever. Okay, I have figured out what causes it.
You can sprint for however long you want, but as soon as you stop sprinting, it reopens.
No way, that's how it's going to. You think so?
That's how it's going to. I swear, look, I'm going to sprint for one second.
Oh, reopen, just reopen.
No way.
He's been friends a lot, and she's like,
ah!
That's honestly kind of a bonus.
You get a full sprint in, and then you empty one minute.
You just have to,
well, it's a bonus knowing how it works,
but it doesn't make it any less stupid.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, we, oh, that means if you popped like an SJ6,
and you just kept running forever, it would never reopen.
So if you remember like really intense battles, you can pop one of those battles right forever.
Just ignore it.
Mm-hmm.
Oh my gosh, there is a drop at the extract.
I'm already heading toward it.
Don't go near it.
I'm going directly toward it.
That is my one and only goal.
You are so lucky I just ran out of energy and I don't have any food so you're gonna
I'm pissed
Have we found out no, bro, I don't know yo P. Have you found any of your allergies yet?
No, no, I don't know what they are. Oh mean either dude. I'm getting nervous. What if we rolled the exact same ones?
I bet we did I think I didn't sense of them. I don't think it's just random random random. I think there's like sex
You think we got the same set?
I think we did get the same set.
Do we know by now at least one thing we're gonna do.
I mean, at least it's not water like some loophers.
So, how ridiculous.
How ridiculous.
Could you imagine?
How ridiculous, how ridiculous.
I took a nice tasty sip of water.
Something some fools cannot even fathom.
Mm-hmm.
Unbelievable.
We yet? We shall react?
I'm walking through the forest looking for that crate. What about you?
I'm on the road past the forest to the left of the crate. Your left.
I'm running right towards it as we speak right now.
Yep, I'm here right now.
I'm at the crate.
I am not properly fucked up in your position and I will be looting the crate
directly next to you
hopefully they will attack you for
I will be the survivor
guy down the road
what is this?
you're gonna burn it out for that I hope you go that
you're gonna burn it out for that
HOT!
Stop taking all this shit!
Oh, if I got caught up, if I got caught up, some help!
Now I would take all this shit!
Ha!
Take you out the fool, take you out the-
Your bag's gonna fill up, your bag's gonna fill up, and I'm gonna be ready.
Your bag's gonna fill up, and I'm gonna be so fucking ready for this shit.
Fight, you chocolate.
Fight, beast.
I'm dead to life.
Oh, no!
You're running out of room. Don't grab the wrong stuff.
Yeah, but you don't even need that. You don't even need what you described.
You don't even need what you described.
Let it go!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
You're an asshole! You shoulder!
You'll get the thing with the treat with the gun down the road and fine!
Oh, come on!
What?
You trippy! You cheated! You cheated! You're a liar!
No!
Yeah!
I'm gonna touch you.
Yes!
No!
You got it!
He's gonna put you in the case already!
You're gonna get it!
You're gonna get it!
You're gonna get it!
Let's go!
Oh, God.
I cannot make that.
Listen, I want you.
I don't remember this.
I want you.
I will remember this.
I will remember this.
I will remember this.
I will remember this.
I will remember this.
I will remember this.
That was deceitful.
That was...
You're a liar and a cheater, son.
I'm a liar and a cheater.
A liar to team.
You're not concerned about anything, it's fine.
It feels so, it feels so good.
He, oh.
Oh my goodness, oh my.
Oh, it feels so good, yes.
I want you to know, I want you to know
you're most vulnerable moment.
You believe that nothing, nothing in the world
could ever go wrong.
You have won the day, you have seized,
you are victorious, you are on top of the world.
I will be there.
Snatch it away from you in a moment's notice. You will be helpless to my my whimsy in control. I
Cannot believe it. I cannot believe that's happened. Oh my god, you're over there playing checkers. I'm playing chess. Hey, I
Actually have the doctor Loubo beans perhaps you left with Dr. Little beans
popped up because we were both like we were both just grabbing the good stuff at that moment
when it popped up would it feel like when I grabbed it from your little meaty palms
you I thought for certain I got it because I was hovering right over I clicked it immediately
I was quick bro I was so quick
oh god it feels good
You're going to howl, you're a bad day, you're going to howl.
All right, let's go boys.
Yeah, it's true, pre-buff, I would not have grabbed that first.
That's pretty bad.
But when you take me to look away, you know you're going to have that, right?
You'll be down there with Saddam Hussein and Satan and others.
You'll be down there and I hope that's worth it.
I hope that's worth it, you son of a bitch.
I hope it.
I hope that's worth eternal damnation.
I hope it was.
I hope it was I hope it was
Don't spit on one place
You say whisper
Let me show you let me turn my goop in let me turn my goop in yeah, I mean as well. Oh
Chat let's go
bro, come on
First wife
Oh
Hell yeah, bro, we're getting so much done
I know we do I'm already I've only been seen for an hour 20 minutes
I think I have like eight quest that I think it and how many did you finish all of yesterday?
not many
a lot
uh
Anymore this one stream in the last few days well the first day I only got you guys put that perspective the first day
I streamed for 13 hours. I did 21 class. He's an eight
That is insane. That's insane
I'm cooking I am cooking with my fire
And let's do let's do
I
See I treat those streets. Let's do a little bit of streets down. Yeah
Really any target with headshots using a 12-gauge socket on streets. I might do that. Oh my god. What?
That's point two five to peacekeeper
Wait, I have even better news what we both have that quest so we can
Yeah, it is even better one.
You should have another quest that's kill.
Scavs with AR on streets as well.
So we can knock both of them out.
Well, we're good.
Well, you know, you're one of those at a time.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you're a little bit neutralized.
Come on.
I think it's worth the challenge.
Yeah.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we could also eliminate any target wearing a bomber beanie and Ray Benz hits your glasses
On season truck off it's actually the same amount of kills. It's 15
So we wear that and we use a shotgun. We'll knock out both questions the exact same time. We think
So that's what you find the ragman. What are you? What are you saying? What are you saying? Sorry?
Man has a point two five questions. Well called dandy's this is eliminate any target when wearing a bomber beanie and Ray Benz
to preserve his own guns.
Oh, shit, it's a shotgun.
Which if we do that at the same time we use the shotgun,
that's .25 to right-man and .25 to peacekeeper
and one of those swoop.
Let's do it.
Now, here's the question.
Are we going real gun with this,
or are we just doing shotgun-only runs?
Um, I feel like we should bring a real gun
just because we have the Bombabini and the Rayman
shotguns and we have to kill them.
Come on.
You demand?
Agreed.
I'm gonna literally bring the exact same kid in just with a shotgun and with the ball
We get the Ray Bench
Let me get the old radio this is actually this is kind of expensive. It's just kind of expensive
The glasses are 70k
Me maybe 153, you know, it's is it Ray Bench, that's what we're getting
that Ray been ships to present glasses exact name.
Okay.
You know what sucks about this as well?
Is that these sunglasses I believe are still bugged.
And they're going to show the shadowing.
Oh, we fight anywhere in a dark area and we peak our face.
They're going to see them eyeballs.
Ooh.
Grabbing a shot.
I
Is on right now, where's give again?
And I'm in oh
There he is
Oh
Oh, wow, I came to the skate park and nobody was there. I thought maybe
Maybe you guys got new friends
We can't beat you.
Our moms make us hang out with you to make you feel better about yourself.
Oh, well, once we all killed that one hooker in Las Vegas two years ago, we each had to
stab her one time so that we would all be equally guilty for the crime and that way
none of us would ever tell on each other.
So we kind of have to all hang out with each other for the rest of life because if one
of us drifts away, they might be inclined to tell on the other two, even though it hurts
them as well.
We cut our hands, we put them all together so we share blood, the blood pack.
That's all true.
And I, and you bet you'd best you damn well better remember it.
Exactly, exactly.
Because my uncle, my uncle's a cop.
I'll tell him.
I got that story from the mentalist.
I watched the mentalist for the first time last night and that was, that was something they did.
Oh, really?
I, wait, I saw that.
I feel like I've seen that show.
P. I'm giving myself murders.
See, I'm giving you leadership so you can buy gimmick.
I have yet to add gimmick.
Got you.
Well, give it a grab a bomber beanie
and a Ravens sunglasses and an MP1.
I know it's insane.
Still two questions at one time.
I want you to talk on.
Oh, yeah. Well, OK.
Be I'd love to.
So I don't even I'm so far behind.
I couldn't stream yesterday because I was seeing the Odyssey.
Was he good?
Oh my god, it was so good. It was so good.
It was so good. It was absolutely scintillating.
Did it make you want to go?
What that does mean?
I'll go ahead.
I'm a little behind. I'm just a little behind. I'm a little behind.
But I will not be joining you with this beanie, but I will be a protector.
No, we all tried to kill Caban too, so honestly you can be the Caban guy.
I'll be the Caban guy.
That's a good idea.
We can also send gimmick in for information whenever they shoot him, we know where they
are.
Well, yeah, yeah, sure, I can do that.
I'm pretty slippery.
Also, gimmick, you have a very, very high bar today.
I don't know if you heard what Legolas Lemon was doing today.
That's what they're calling him now.
Legolas Lemon.
Oh, no.
Brother, listen.
Every now and then he pops off.
Every now and then.
All right.
Don't get used to it.
I know.
I know.
But I'm not kidding you, brother.
1v2 wins it 1v3 wins it. I mean
flow state
I have heard of legends
All right. Well, I saw a bunch of big payments coming out of our PayPal account
Think I understand what's going on. He could be cheating. I don't think that that's too far fetched
Yeah, yeah, or paying off those guys. I say we stick with the cheating part. Maybe we get a band.
That's true. Honestly, that that would be that would be a weight off my shoulders.
A weight off my shoulders.
So the race has been going good then. It's been going good. Has turned turned around.
Uh, yeah, yeah. The race has been, since we got on, it's been going good. Today was absolute for, you know, today was the most amount of people I've had watching me in a long time, most amount of support ever, and I proceeded to get butt fucked for 10 hours.
That's how it works. That's the law of the universe.
But I also didn't take my Adderall until about an hour ago.
Ah, so you're locked. Oh, okay. All right.
just a little hit through the nose.
Ah, perfect.
Just to really lock us in, you know?
Just to, you gotta stay locked.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
You gotta make sacrifices.
There it is.
Oh my goodness.
All right, good.
I'm actually really in,
right when we hit our nighttime shift,
I've been crashing, you know?
Right, so you delayed it.
There it is.
So now I just won't sleep.
Genius, genius, genius.
Genius!
Well, who needs to sleep?
That's just, you know, sleep means more levels.
Sleep is the weakness leaving the body.
That's right.
That's right.
Oh, you guys ready to rumble. Oh, yeah
I called lemon gimmick about 15 times today
So I'm going to act as a repay the favoritism.
Did you see that from me yesterday?
You give it to us, Levin.
What's one?
The one where I told everybody that you guys were gay lovers,
and then I unbueded my life, and I said, right, Levin,
and he had not known anything that I had given you said,
and then he said, that is 100% correct.
Oh, that's perfect.
I like to give a different story every time.
Really keep your hands on your toes.
Oh, shoot it.
Oh, let me talk a nice.
I will try to avoid unless my life is in imminent danger of killing this cat.
Also, apparently I did not heal a broken arm.
I'm buzzing.
I'm married 80 times in a couple days.
It has been.
It is not healed naturally.
They say broken arms do do that.
Oh! I got the Cordia Skinny Rupki!
I got more
Thank you. Thank you. This is what I found all those keys on my scabbard right here
They go with the code your security room keys. That's I'm good. Oh
No, but I just got concordia 63. Yeah concordia. That's the one in the garage
Right. Oh, that is a good one. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah
We're about 63. I
Don't remember. I don't know that one about stair landing key
that's a good one yeah yeah yeah that's in the the main building whatever it's
called yeah the one where everybody rushes across the street
about negotiation that's a good one too that's a good one too
Is your cornea 34 good labs key card?
I'm a little fuzzy and all the numbers. Oh guys. I have a second court to see security keys. They want it
The marriage truck car key. Oh
No worries spot is crazy. I've got the Concordia. Hold on. Hold on. This was my this was my state
Oh, that's not me. That's hot. That's hot. That's not me.
Did I get this? Did I get this?
It was a G-Fo. It was a G-Fo.
Too late. Too late. Too late.
Dude, I just need everything right now. Oh, I got it. I got it.
Ooh, I got the cinema key.
Ooh, yes.
It's not coming together.
Oh, oh my God. I got the MVD account key.
Did I get something?
Oh, I did.
Oh my god
Yes, sir the last way to do my lead eggs. I just follow me around steal my fucking teeth and have some oh
My god, you found a lettuce dude. He stole like for me
I did not steal a lot of eggs.
Oh my gosh.
No, we scurred.
Store manager keys.
I got one.
I just got so many keys.
Take this one.
Please take this one.
I got two of these.
I don't remember them all.
Trade me.
I'll trade you.
I'll trade you.
Give me the concordia.
I'll give you this one.
There you go.
There you go.
On the ground.
What is this like?
I don't know.
The negotiation room key.
I think that...
The negotiation is really good.
The long building, yeah.
Across from the school.
Yeah, that's a good key.
Yeah, that's a good people's solo queue. Not like rare or anything but it's definitely worth looting.
What do you do?
Streets. I- I- I- the streets is the map.
I've prob- dude, I love streets.
What? What?
One map I know is streets.
Yeah, this loot is crazy already.
Oh, this is where you get rich.
Even a scab run on streets, there's no way the PMC's can take all the loot.
There's all guaranteed plenty of loot for everybody.
Oh, this guy keeps...
I swear to God, I might hear your fat ass stomping on over here to see my fucking keys.
HUNCH!
HUNCH!
Get your ass out of here!
Oh my God!
Find somewhere else to live!
I don't remember where that is, but I think all the keys on streets here are pretty dang.
I don't know if there's any bad ones.
There's not many bad ones on streets.
It's just loot on loot on loot on loot.
Let's go talk to our directors again.
Guys, talk to our directors.
Well, we're in the body.
We're in the body. We're in the green.
We're in the green. We're in the green.
It's what would happen to have just a little
little splint, would you?
I got to smell you. I got to smell you.
It's a little tasteful, a little tasteful splint.
Why don't you ever bring splints?
No, I do.
Well, except for this time, because I was
trying to get it quick.
Yeah, you know what? That's respectable.
Marty, lay...
There you go.
There you go.
Oh, you're in need.
Oh, you're in need.
Fancy splint, too.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, just with the doctor open.
Yeah, kids.
There you go, sir. Thank you, thank you.
Let's do a business.
Let's go ahead on over to the negotiation.
Wait, but I'll use it.
I have a cigarette.
I haven't smoked a cigarette
10 minutes of money I may have left it in the final in cabinet forget
probably not I don't know they've changed that all isn't it random now I'm
waiting on the other side yet that's my flashlight over your drop over your
nada nothing over here
You're right, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's been too long.
Chicken!
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
You got the light, me?
I got it, I got it, I got it. I got the relax to be, I got the relax to be.
Nice!
Relax, that's what it's called, that's right.
There's an all out war zone out there.
We're getting red!
Hey, come on, gang.
How do we boy? How do we boy?
See that? Just come on. Just kill him.
Oh, get! Push the person.
Oh, I'm inside now. I'm inside now.
Oh god. Oh god, I need a buddy to help me get him.
He's somewhere deep.
You see him, boss?
Yeah, I think it was a scav though.
There's nothing. I've seen nothing.
Let's go. Fuck it, Jack!
Oh yeah, yeah.
Oh, more of the left.
There we go.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Two more, two more, two more.
There we go.
We have them.
Jesus Christ.
They're everywhere.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
They're everywhere.
Jesus Christ.
Careful.
This is not the Cabanese.
I think it's Cabanese.
It's the Jartanese.
It's out of my...
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
I didn't do it like they did.
In the container, inside Caban already, I think it's a player.
There's a guy in there, kill him just come on.
I mean there's a player holding it, I think.
We can always just send him.
I don't know.
I think there's a player in there.
grenades. I got you, Nodds.
Oh, somebody's spreading up.
Players have dead.
Oh, oh, oh, you, the players
catch them. I joined up.
We're gonna have some stream
time, boys. Yeah.
All right, I say if we're gonna
watch it here, we gotta go.
Yeah, we gotta go. We gotta go.
All right, all right, I read
Russian one, three, two, one, go.
3, 2, 1, GO! GO!
I REWRISE TOGETHER INTRANTS!
OH SHIT!
OH! THIS REAL PUSHIN'
FUCKING BOOF YOUR FIGHTS!
BOOF YOUR FIGHTS!
WOO!
Fuckin'
Who's one?
He's in the left box, he's in the left green box
The green box
What kind of stuff?
A green...
A green of belief
Oh my gosh
I
Be your live boss, thanks boss eggs. Thanks
That's you do the left three boxes. We have a scoop no no he's not peeking I got eyes on it right now
Nice one of you all right, so there's no week. You're all three of us. I'm here and sprinting
Here's friend to her left again
Oh, it's here. It's not a good idea
Yeah.
I'm going to throw a grenade out there, OK?
Don't you dodge it?
Oh!
Wait.
Just pop, just pop.
You scared the fuck out of me.
Frank, what on earth is this?
Frank?
We should take, we should take.
You're so lucky.
We all just rush in there at the same time as you do.
We can kill them all.
I mean it was I shot him at the jugular
To be honest I have I thought I saw two guys in here wasn't a desktop
I actually shot you and right when I saw your beanie. I just flicked my mouth
All right, I have a grenade I'll throw it but I don't want to be the only one who runs out of here
Are you guys gonna follow me?
All right, are we ready?
Once you leave this, I see you then I'm ready
ok three two one go
he's out, he's out, he's out, he's out, he's out
shotguns
got him, oh wait, I was actually shooting
alright, you ready?
alright, alright, alright, let's run
john
i have a goal
more than one more
dodge dodge dodge
oh no
oh god
i got more grenades
on the other way
yummy
i'm running
They're trying to keep all the loot for themselves.
Did you go back around?
We got some entertainers.
I'm in front of you. I'm in front of you.
I'm in front of you.
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
They ran. They ran. They ran.
Let's go get them!
Go go go go go!
Stop saying go and then standing behind me. That's how that works.
No, it is almost. I'm the leader. I'm the leader. If I die, the whole team falls apart.
Come on, Stead. I repeat. Come on, Stead.
We gotta catch them, guys. We gotta give them the business.
Mr. Mudd?
What if we go to the buildings and let them go?
Did you want boys to be in front of keys?
They're there!
They're there!
They're there!
They're there!
Shad back!
I'll handle them!
Yeah, big!
They're running.
We're not far.
We go right now.
We're in tension.
We got it!
Go get them!
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
I live or not?
Holy!
Go!
I got it!
I got it!
Everyone's just baiting me. I don't like it.
It's a double dip. There's a guy across the street too.
Oh.
I would love for anyone on this tree to do anything!
I only have one shot.
One shot it by a robot. 400 meters away.
Where is he? Where is he?
I'm going in hutch wait is that an actual AIP I believe so sounds like it
I swear to God, that's actually the eye that I just got one shot all the way to the bottom.
There's no way, there's no way.
There's my rebinch glasses.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, it was the eye.
That's crazy.
Regular SAI?
Dumbbell's killed me as well.
Oh my God.
Ooh, I can grab your weapon.
Oh.
We're getting shot here.
Oh
They're pushing
Oh, shit.
Are they?
Oh, I'm lagging like some other fucker.
Calm down. Shit, I had a broken armor, good.
You got this!
I love being dehydrated and just being out of stamina at all fucking times.
You know, to be honest, it's awesome.
What a joy.
It's a blessing, really.
It's a fucking blessing.
So frustrating.
What was my warm-up round didn't count?
Oh, his boy gave him the ammo to get out with.
Nice.
Oh, oh, I was stacked by the way, do you want some good goop?
I'm not going to get over there. No way. Oh, hey, I got most of the stuff.
Let's just move me. I don't even know if I want to lose you.
Oh, I can't lie to you
Hey, I got a little I got a little goop
I mean, I got a lot of random shit from the hideout too, but I got some good stuff in there some treasures
Yes, it knows what is the no go do I
Believe that's near a lot of near the arch I think
all righty I got your hat and your Ray-Ban's
you had no food or drinks on you either I might have had some food you drink
I don't think I did. Oh, yeah, chocolate
I
Took everything. Silly goose silly. Oh
My that's pretty unlucky. What a way to end a
Casterly
Dastardly run since the beginning of being consuming today
That's that's what you think about for a couple nights when you lay your head on the pillow
Land when you lay your head on the pillow. Oh, yeah
Yeah, that's rough. I lost my arm of beanie my ray bed
Fresh side damaged house damaged house is right in front of me, right? I think so that's right there for you guys
Everything was good until you got a third just say yeah, maybe it's garbage fall what me
whole round was chaos I don't know what is there like a gift is there a thing on
Tarkov right now where gifted subs gets you some loot because I just whole round
I've just been getting inundated
it's the literal chaos
yeah funny enough by gifting five subs you get a really cool cooler a dog tag case
And a wallet
You don't get all that are you a liar besides you a liar
You get a wallet a cooler. Yeah
I don't think they put enough scabs on streets, maybe they should add more.
I
Apparently I
uh-huh I was given a large number of shots by a fine gentleman, but it's it's I
can't even it was while we were fighting and I can't because these drops of
them they have turned my my my system into samples my old system is this I
I mean, he's breaking up the seams.
I tell you what, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you something.
I'll tell you something, and I was not focused on that round.
I thought them spirits were throwing coins at me.
They were throwing pennies at my forehead.
They were throwing on me the damn nickels down the corners
right at my head the entire time.
All right, so we lived.
What did we get BP? Not bad.
And then what is this? PP? Yes.
Yeah, not worth.
And then here's what I care about.
What is this? Oh.
Oh, that sucked.
Oh.
Come on.
Touch my clogs.
Ta-da.
Are we going back streets?
Whatever you won't, whatever y'all won't!
I'm in.
You can have whatever you like.
Yo, uh, question.
Um,
Lemon said he doesn't listen to music. Is that true?
Uh, Healist, that is not, that's not true.
Healist isn't that. He's probably just embarrassed to tell you. Healist is like the popiest
top 40. Okay, he didn't say that. He said he only listens to like
most popular music at that exact time. Yeah, yeah, it's
which I think that my what now when
lemon he doesn't like listen to music unless it's popular right
now, like he'll listen to music, but he'll only listen to like
the top hits of the summer.
Let's just say when he when he's when he plays music for his
kids like baby shark, he's enjoying it just as much.
Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. That's you know what? Good
bad. Good bad. Never lost a child like Wimsy in his heart.
That's right. That's right. Fair point. Fair point. Yes.
Can you condemn a man for not losing his child like Wimsy?
When his kids are like that, I'm tired of listening to baby
shark he's like you stop talking we're doing it one more time this one's for me son
it's safe for you son i love this song i love this song it's my favorite song
it's the song of your generation you're gonna like driving down the highway going 85 baby
He started blasting windows rolled down.
Hell yeah, brother.
That's how you live.
Da-da-da-da-da, baby.
Sha-da-da-da-da-da-da.
As he's running grandmals off the road.
Let me get some.
I wish I would.
Let me get some more of those glasses.
I already got your glasses.
I got your pad.
And I have your gun.
Oh, thank you, boss.
I have an ammo to my Branna.
Absolutely nothing.
No, I don't know.
I'm still in trash mode.
Nothing I have is worth picking up.
You my Branna, boss.
I do not have your product, no.
I don't need some more piranha.
Have your Ray bands, your bomber, and your MPX,
not a thing more.
Oh yeah, I'm just gonna,
let's just crack this quest out.
Let's just crack this quest out.
Hard focus, yeah.
Yeah, hard, hard, hard, hard, well focused.
Let's ride.
We'll go ride here.
I
My yeah, here comes
No, my noo my yay no, my noo my noo my yay. I
Know what do you guys think that guy was thinking whatever I started shooting his fucking toes off?
I'm not gonna lie. I've got some weird music stuff
I do like like I mean every now and then I'll take like a
like a really popular TikTok song for all my players.
I'm glad to ask you.
I'm glad to ask you.
I get that as well.
Oh, there's some good pop music.
I do that as well.
I'm not saying that everything he likes is bad.
It's just very, it's all very, it's very poppy.
It's very poppy.
He likes poppy.
See, that's where I am the polar opposite.
I don't listen to any new music
and I only listen to the oldies.
No, I listen to new music.
Well, yeah, I actually, that's not true.
I don't really listen to new, new music.
See, I've listened to the very popular ones, yes, but...
Those are the very popular ones.
Like, I've been liking a couple of songs
by that Don Toliver guy.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
Double song by him.
Like, body.
Body, body, body, body, body, body, body.
You see that one?
I'm gonna be honest, I don't even,
I don't know what's popular.
Like, I don't know.
I guess like TikTok is the only,
my only window into even what popular new music there is
see i don't even have to talk i have no idea what's on there
i watch like youtube shorts that's my version of tiktok is youtube shorts
oh yeah
oh yeah same deal same deal
i listen to a little and i i i listen to
the screamies the screaming people people are like screaming screaming
Screaming people screamo is one of the screaming people. I like some screamo. I'm more into like hardcore metalcore stuff
So I'm a little off the beaten path
You were hated when you were growing up or something
You got your hair black collected moon rocks
That's you know, okay, that's all right, that is not the same thing although I do like some good emo
I mean don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong
Fuck you and your music
What yeah, that's right. That's right. Yeah, you know what and
You're too. You're just you scare you you know
Every hobby you have what all your hobbies mm-hmm. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Fuck your hobbies
Fuck what you enjoy fuck the foods you eat
Are you getting into the same religion?
What are you getting into birding as well?
No, dude, I'm not.
Dude, getting into birding is the final hobby, right?
When you get into birding, that's that.
That's the hobby you take to the grave.
That's what you're ready for that.
I read is that rather.
Death is around the corner and you're just trying to get up.
Keep the bones moving to stay healthy.
Gotta go to the park and look at some birds.
You know, that's the final hobby. I'm not ready for that yet. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's respectable.
I am going to watch that documentary.
Lemon is a serious birder. I mean, I fear for him though, like, what's next? After birding, what comes next? There's nothing.
There's really Frisbee golf, maybe?
Nothing's after birding. No, but Frisbee golf is even earlier. Frisbee golf when you're like...
Okay, yeah.
...in college.
True.
birding is the final hobby so after birding I feel like Lemons he's gonna
this is gonna be a lot of some dark years or light years choices in life
right now he's gonna pioneer he's gonna pioneer what comes after I sell
some people that don't understand I don't own Sony entertainment.
Oh listen listen at this point it's never gonna change.
I told you I didn't have your shotgun three times.
I said you had my gun.
I had your gun your SMG.
You see the one that caused you a lot.
I'm gonna kill a couple scabs until we can find a second for me okay.
I got ammo.
Oopsie.
I did not bring any ammo for the gun you gave me.
So I'm fucked.
I have one magazine.
Come on, my feet up.
Do we want to go try and kill Kocabon?
Let's get him! Let's get him!
This is our moment.
We got this easy hundred percent.
Just go get it. Stay close.
They're behind us?
I don't know. I think it was just travel.
Maybe no Caban. It's the scab on the gunner.
No Caban? Where is he?
No Caban, Peanut. Your friend Caban is not here this game.
He doesn't want to hang out with you.
Did that scab have a shotgun?
No idea you just right behind the gunner
Yeah, oh yeah, please so we poured ugly
poor ugly staff
I spit upon nine the green velocity
You know who this is gimmick this is great Russian nuclear physicist scientist
Grondoskovich. She led the revolution of molecular technology through the 90s. You know that?
Really? I didn't know that. Is that the science uniform? You know what? You got to wear that
so that like you like clothes don't get burned. Exactly. I remember like Walter White and
when you look at all that math, you get this underwear. This was the official uniform
See the science they would do it. It makes so much sense now. I'm getting so many keys
And then just whoever lives in this trailer must be sort of a fan of the intellectual art
Fan of the intellectual arts and oh my god look behind you. This is this is
Physicist
I
Wrote many peer-reviewed studies about the
Relativity to the
Consciousness of the Cynthia in the late night testing physical relativity look at her pressing on that couch
Look, you see how the couch doesn't move because there's a large mass
Not me. I'm looting.
Got him!
Oh, very nice.
Thanks, watch. Let's see if he likes dying.
See, I just realized I can just give you my shotgun and I have ammo for it.
And you just shoot at me.
Well, then what would you use?
I'll protect you.
Is it one of the problems you have? I don't have ammo?
I just found 30 psg mo so help me be full my magazine one time
How much is the sub count today I have dude I I'm gonna be honest, bro
I truly mean this I haven't I haven't it's been so crazy today. I've stopped looking. I don't even
Know where we're at now, bro. I'm very appreciative and I hope everybody's enjoying the stream
You're welcome.
Oh my god.
Is it so nice?
I've got to just...
Oh, I thought I got a...
Mark's key for a second.
It wasn't big, it wasn't...
15 today.
bro I shit dude we've already blown the last record out of proportion
it's keys for gays
another day tomorrow which is insane
fucking insane
whoo there's the shed over here
you needed mr. peanut for your future shotgun
I'm in the I'm walking on metal right now in the trailer outside
I'm not sure you guys look the same with this beanie. I'm not sure who I'm behind. I'm inside.
I'm inside. You're inside? Oh, I'm with peanut over peanut. Oh, there you are.
Oh, shoot me. I've already looted all of the primary cabinets upstairs and downstairs to the last ones.
Oh, thank goodness. Thank you so much for these words for stealing. Oh, I'm so sorry
How'd you come out here?
Great, there's one more on the right
Oh, we just finished our
Oh, I got the nunchak! I got the nunchak!
It's got something called dandies finished.
The dandies, that's the one.
What is that?
That's the one we had to kill with the helmet, the glasses.
Oh, so it's done. What else do we have on it? Where is it?
It's gone over.
Okay, stash the bomber beanie inside the barber shop, stash the hipster sunglasses inside the barber shop.
We gotta go to the right, P.
Let's go stash these.
I'll show you one more kill.
Oh wait, oh my god, you guys realize?
What? It's headshot to the shotgun.
You only have two.
Wait, you only have two?
No, Danny's, I have 14 out of 15.
The shotgun, but I only have two because it's headshot.
Hmm.
Well,
let's go kill your last one with the,
what's it called?
I'm gonna go stash mine real quick.
I'm in front of me.
Oh, I'll put it again.
It's just a shotgun.
Put your headjumps.
It's going for a right as well.
Let's go under the courtyard.
I need a point.
There's a shotgun.
There it is.
Put your headjumps.
Oh, here's a shotgun.
I'm back in action guys you guys in the courtyard where we're at the barbershop
Bum bum bum bum we finish this this is beautiful
I
Have a good time
Where's the other stash?
Just kill Mr.. Gavar. I think there's one more wasn't there. Oh
Markers where's the other stash brought us in anyone now
Able to press and for pretty close guys
the scab out there I'm still full I go over
No, I do we're right here. We are located the cargo convoy on she's a talk up. Where's that right outside of where we just left
Financial records on she's a talk up. Is that the bank? That was where we ran through. No, it's the building behind it
Let's go get that
in our batches right where I just left
what over here you're standing next to it
you're gonna stash one here
we are I mean we are right
Texas Concordia where's that at
I'm just going to pop this up and play it out.
Oh shit!
I got some big juice.
Thank you sir, appreciate that.
The corduroy's right down here.
Why don't we go to the corduroy?
Because it's good loot and we're literally on top of it.
The key?
Yes.
Such good, such good.
Sick. You're a sick man. A sick man.
That was crazy as we looted Mark for him.
And he gave me this whole bus.
Don't take anything or I'll kill you.
Two things buddy. Number one, you still letting me. Number two, I gave you this key to this door.
You want to see where you guys both just ran past?
One.
Oh.
hahahaha
BOOM
You almost you
He almost
jumped
into that
shine holy fuck
You should kill him, you should kill him
Yo, okay, on the real, alright
I will trade you, great things for that gun
I do
really love that gun
I will take
Oh
Hmm. Hmm. I have a I have an airplane a KC 130 peanut get the fuck out of the room
Well, how about this? How about you not get out of the room?
I get it. Well, I don't want to go there. It might be dangerous.
No, get out of the room. No, no, no.
I'll give you guys a watch if you get dangerous.
You give me another gun next rate. Yeah.
Because I don't got no room to carry anything.
You take this. You make me you make me something nice.
All right, so nice. Yeah, absolutely some stuff. You got it. Oh, give me that plane give me that plane
Give me that plane
The deal stay in the cut chair over there. I
Give that plane. I'm gonna watch it. I want to watch you in the plane
Well
I told you I didn't have any room!
We're friends!
We're friends! We're friends! We're friends!
God, this is like, in the movie, foreshadowing in the movie.
Before we leave him at the dock while the boat says we're friends.
The LCDs are 300k a pop right now.
Oh, really?
Thank you for leaving all that to me.
We're getting seasick by the Scots, you gotta get out of here, you gotta leave.
Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
One of the others was AI.
I don't even know how to help it, I just keep sucking, sucking.
Don't worry, Papo, take care of your boy. Don't you worry.
Where's your X-Recton?
Uh, gimmick loop this guy? Looking his back? He has a battery for you.
the guy is definitely gonna be down here be careful
I'm there you good
walking up tearing
it up there in
make this is like one of those survival movies
where we're going through like the jungle
I don't have a shotgun, I just realized.
You bastard!
Oh yeah, on the bastard after you just missed 17 shots and the guy was swinging me with a shotgun.
I was working on it!
Well, I was working on it, I was working on it!
Another one right up in front, right side, two, two, two, two, two.
Oh
I killed this guy
No, no, no, I'm just heading back so you guys can kill this gas
We take our task we take our task we got um, yeah, we only need six more. Do we stay?
Now we just go right here
We come back we come back we come back
Have your relaxation key on you
I
I'm level nine, I'm so fucking high!
Yeah!
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah, Rick!
Yeah, Rick!
Oh!
I couldn't even pick up my old mag, because I don't know.
Magic, dark magic, where does it play?
This time we take our shotguns back in and we go straight for Caban.
Take your shots out complete the quest kill six of his guards or whatever or kill six other guys with soccer
That's boom. That's two questions grab the financial records is right there boom
That's three questions and then we skedaddle there'd be
When you guys are we is there any time for any lunch and the lunch time during all of that any
Maybe smack up a little bit. You don't want to seven p.m.
What is this?
fifth lunch pre-dinner
what now it's time to ride all right all right that's fine gimmicks gonna be
pissed but I'll be okay wait what happened nothing oh my gosh guys working
LCD screens are going for 200k a pop yep I have any oh yeah we haven't
a broken one's going for, oh my God, 100,000 dollars!
What are those for?
Why?
Well, they're for like, when you want to display images
in a fast, like 30 per second to simulate moving images,
like a movie or a video game.
I'm talking about in the game, Peanut,
you fucking dumbass.
That's not very nice to say.
You could have just said that it was a misunderstanding
been kind now okay no no you call me fat all day long and I never called you
fat what are you talking about what are you high are you smoking crack you call
me bad what's happening here is that you're projecting you're projecting I'm
not projecting fupa from your waistband
like that oh fuck you fuck you oh go ahead and sell this bad boy for 94 99
I
That's an easy $100,000
hundred dollar
$100,000 $100,000 make a hurrah. Oh my gosh. I gimmick. I can't even buy mags for this gun
Yeah
Thank you for being honest. Yeah. Thank you for being honest. I appreciate that. No problem.
Appreciate that. Ah, beautiful. Guys, we are running through a quest today. We are running through a quest.
Some of us, some of us are. Some of us don't have any quests on streets, but I'm happy to be here in some money.
Well, they're level nine and way beyond. I'm not to call you out, but some of us decided to
go and watch a movie instead of playing games with the boys.
Just a movie, a movie, a generation of film.
That's probably going to come out for free.
This Odyssey people keep talking about.
On a tiny little TV.
Oh, God, dude, it should be illegal.
They should never release it.
They should just once it's done with theaters, it should just be done.
And whoever didn't go see it can't can never experience it.
I heard a lot of guys say it's real good and a lot of guys say it's real bad.
I'm gonna shoot myself.
I don't know how you could think it's bad.
I'm gonna shoot myself.
Wait, okay.
What's going on?
So, Gimmick, are you trying to say, like, oh, it's so good.
Wink, wink.
No, no.
It's Christopher Nolan making the odyssey.
I think that's exactly what he's saying.
Stretch of the imagination to believe that it's an amazing movie. I think that's exactly what he's doing
It was weak. Yeah, I think you actually hated it. I think you actually really yeah
Yeah, yeah, don't see it
Don't see it. Yeah, I told you we got to the bottom of it
That oh that was it. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, don't see it. Oh, it's just boring, dude. It's just boring. Some guys
I want to go home. I want to go home. He's just wandering around a boat idiot. It's just some
idiot wandering around in a boat. I want to go home. Honestly, it's pathetic.
Thank you. Good. Who are you?
Can you give me?
What? Do I? We still need the shotguns?
Yes, we need six more shotgun kills. Yes.
All right. Peanut, get the shotgun kills.
I'll kill Caban. I'll kill Caban.
I'll kill Caban. I'll kill Caban, you killed the scabs.
even trade. Okay, God, God, okay, God, God.
Kat, shut up. I am intentionally scamming gimmick. Shut up. I'm scamming him. Scammer get scammed.
Alright. Scammer get scammed. Scammer get scammed.
Big back.
Well played on the gimmick scam, thank you, thank you.
It was big and small, many size and many bow.
I want to come but I said spend that shit. Let me know how it goes. Put it all on black bucket.
I'm taking a trip maybe next week after, I don't know.
I'm so addicted to Tarkov, it's like I don't wanna,
I don't wanna have to redo everything.
Yo, thank you guys so much for the gift, it's man.
I really do appreciate all you guys.
I know I haven't been on top of it today.
I'm telling you, man, it's literally impossible to.
I'm really happy.
I truly appreciate all the guys who did that for me and find it before I do.
Oh my gosh, we are almost at 15 cases.
What?
Guys, that is fucking insane, man.
Wait, I think they changed the place.
What are their laptops and stuff?
Oh, I got a question out of here somewhere.
There used to be a good loot on this table, and now there's nothing.
There's nothing.
gimmick do you have a broken leg are you serious why me listen listen listen
before you freak out every raid we have loaded into that we have been
successful you've been injured at the start of the rain that's true
up the map. I believe in consistency. I applaud your your thinking. I think we should shoot
two of us died on that day. Last round that was completely uninjured. Cypress Japanese
up and angry. This is pain. I think it's selfish of you to not want to get shot so that we
can succeed. That's true. That's very true. Very true. Thank you for not shooting. I think
up in the cyber scouts, those guys are going crazy right now. Yeah, they definitely do.
I'm going over to the medical place, I'm going over to the medical place over next to the
Pinewood Hotel to do a couple of fighting cabinets. Okay, you go do that. I'm
tired of looting. I'm going to go die. These fighting cabinets have been so generous to me
me recently I don't know we had to kill Kavan that was our mission yeah but he's finally
got to be so generous to be reason I mean get in touch a cool piece you do that I kill
you still the loot easy-peasy okay good bang bang boom my team break a big bang boom situation
Actually
He made a good situation be be a BBB
The triple B's being the triple B bang bang cargo container that's dorky was that
What what is it?
Looting pussy, I don't know
Let it's a leg shows key inside leg shows
That sounds right that sounds right. I told you I told you he's finally comes there. I made me today comes for a second
Lot of players on me gimmick lot of players at least three you want me
We would you which way did you go towards dealership? You're gonna hear my shots in a second
Oh, are you serious peanut?
It's for good luck every way you start off injured
Every you are you you want to be a team player or not
I got multiple scabs on me. Get over here. Okay. Yeah. Oh, we are you
Inside this building, I don't know I'm shooting that's my shot
And something happened to gimmick I need to trip to tell you you built them
One time and you fucking smited them
He said you were up in my feet!
I was next to you the whole time!
Hey, what is wrong with you?
You guys, I asked you!
We was next to each other!
Shame.
Shame!
Shame him!
Shame him!
What do you think I said?
I swear.
I swear it.
I swear it.
shame
my god
oh my gosh come on is up come on is up come on is up come on is up come on is up
I expect it doesn't even press escape then press escape
oh there it is yeah play the round out you don't have to
You don't have to rush out, you don't have to rush out, I can just, I can just relax.
Woo!
Just relax.
He's having killer guilt right now.
I'm, I'm, I'm got killer guilt.
I really didn't mean to, I didn't think anyone was even on this side of the map as me.
I thought you guys had gone to the right side toward Goodbine.
Oh, that was just hot.
Ooh.
That's where you are trying to shoot you.
I'm outside of Goodbine's spot.
Oh.
All right, I'm gonna go kill someone outside Goodbine's spot.
I'm coming in the back of the car bake I'm coming in the back
Shut up
Is that a scav on the dumbass?
Alright you can resume talking to me are you walking in that?
I'm in the car bake this means to me
Where's the financial stuff?
You already passed it again
Where?
Something out to the right
I know
Holy shit
Oh my god
Oh my god, I just, yeah?
Yeah, I know, Caban is here, Caban's here P and then there's a guy directly behind me
next to those trash cans.
We have to kill the guy at the trash cans first.
That's our real guy at this camera.
I don't know, it's a real guy.
Are you a real guy?
I told you, idiot.
Okay.
I'll need you run out there.
You get shot.
I'll kill him.
Okay, all right, no, I have a better idea.
Yeah?
I'll just go kill this guy.
Stay right there, boss.
Stay right there.
I'm with you.
Where's the financial stuff at?
It's to our right.
Are we close?
I shot at people in the mouth and then I hit them.
He doesn't scare well penetrating bullets. I'm coming guys. Oh wait
I got one I
Are you got a player I got a player I got one player that round
Excellent one plus one y'all
21 when you when you get tk'd by a team one boy you all your health instead of being at half health at the desk
25 shots hit you're wrong you go into hell and he shoots me one time
Obviously
I will admit that yeah, I was not our best way. We've ever died room for improvement
Roof for the age room for improvement. We have not hit the ceiling yet
I
Specifically out of you mischievous. I'm not seeing a lot of tenacity a lot of ambition. Are you serious?
Unfortunately, unfortunately, yes
Scams so that you guys can kill it with your stupid shotguns. I'm just following around like a little button-drop boy
Would let you all get all the XP for your quest
and I can shot in the back of the head. It pains me. It pains me a dozen. It pains me
but unfortunately you're not you're not picking up the slack. Not holding up your
end of the bargain. You are failing the team. You're failing the team.
You released a sleeping giant. A sleeping giant. A tiger in the grass.
guys we're doing what everyone else is doing we're bringing out our best shit
good resty lock it in lock it in okay lock it in boys okay we just run in
there kill cabon get the financial stuff and leave that's it we just do a
quick boom bang boom in and out no funny business I'm talking to you gimmick
I'm talking to you.
I know.
We just in and out.
Quick like that.
We get these twice time.
Grasin suspicious that all of all of our rage went downhill on gimmick to him.
He's going crazy.
Anyone else?
You guys.
I didn't feel great that last round.
I feel good.
I could pick up on the cold hard cement.
I think from now on P, just in cases and confusion, when I say there's a player over there,
maybe believe me a little bit, maybe.
Is that, you know what, it's too much to ask. Sorry. No, no, I, but I will second for you
though. I will say I will second for you. I will go take a feed. Okay. Oh wait, are we not drink?
Oh, wait, I forgot to bring anything but a shotgun.
Thank you, I'm completely naked.
Don't worry, guys, I'm wearing my I've done fucking around kit, okay?
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Very swell, very swell.
That is welcome news.
That is welcome news.
I'm going to go grab whatever peas ready, go pee and grab stuff.
I'm ready I believe me
I had one guy made you try who is pissed. I just killed you
Say this to you because you don't deserve it, but we fare I should have been more clear about my location
It was his fault I shot him many times in the face of the shotgun.
I didn't say that!
I didn't say that!
It was his fault!
I'm a 0% blame, 0% blame!
Okay.
Justice gimmick, chili gimmick, just that.
Oh.
Mmm.
Ah.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Hey.
All right.
We'll go P.I.
We'll be right back.
All right, I'll go pee, I'll be right back.
Thank you.
you
All righty, I'm back and I got a twisted tea.
Oh baby, Hutch is ready for the night.
Okay.
Hello, Twee.
Really, Llama?
You don't think Tweezers are good?
I love Tweezers.
I do like Dr. Pepper and no, I haven't tried that one.
Too sweet.
Yeah, it was either this or a yingling and I just kind of grabbed which one was in front.
I don't mind it though.
It's a casual drinker.
Like I could never drink this at the beach actually it's a lie I could drink it at the beach I couldn't drink it while I was fishing or if I was golfing I couldn't I had to have some a little bit more rough some that could beat my titties back and forth a little bit more.
a little bit more.
Captain Morgan and Coke, do you need a chaser?
I mean, here's my thing, I don't drink often.
When I do drink, typically, if I don't plan on streaming and I'm not 13 hours deep and
worried about possibly slurring, then I would probably drink just a Wellers and Diet Coke.
But considering I do kind of want to go a couple more hours, I think a twee is the right
move.
I
Yeah, is is landmark planning on doing a 48 hour by the way guys get you so he's been on for a long time
I should give it good way
I'm a sufferer. I'm like your sin eater. I'm eating all the pain of this whole
Tom oh
My god, bro, what are you wearing? What are you wearing, bro? What do you tell I look fire fire?
Oh, sweet, you're just jealous
Hey, I'm here to the teeth. He is yeah, that's got a zebralo and the and the all
Let's go. Let's skip all the party business. Let's go straight to the financial office.
I'm sure you don't want to go. Get some more. Some more.
Gores. That sounds lovely. Get some Gores and then kill Gamak. That sounds amazing.
I'm staying behind you guys this whole time.
Yo, I'm not.
I'm crossing you!
I thought you actually shot me, can't.
Okay, okay.
Guys, guys, I'm wearing the best gear in my bag.
I'm sorry, I had somebody shot at me.
It was just a reaction.
It's all muscle memory for me.
You got the reaction of a toaster.
That was nine seconds later.
The reaction's a reaction.
That's what they say. That's what mama always says.
God trust mama.
Mama don't be a bad...
God trust mama.
Oh jeez. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Get it to it. Get it to it. Get it to it.
She
How would you know it's not right not ready they're working it they're working it
Now to get them cigarette
Where the financial offices we're in here right over here right oh
I thought they were across the street wait isn't it in here
Oh
Something right here, but it's not it. Oh, wait, wait
Street another thing I don't know the financial offices. Oh
It's you the financial records on the street to talk about it has a picture of tarp make on it. Oh
This building right across the street from us, isn't it?
No idea. Oh Tarbanks, Tarbanks by uh Tarbanks by Lexa.
Well I don't know if we should have put random pictures on that. Yeah I'm being worth it that
is the building's alright. So it's right left, hold on.
There you go.
I do think there's gonna be players in front of us boys, be ready.
Oh, it's the yellow building next to the Shoe River. We're not even close.
Oh, yeah.
Very good.
Are they in the cabard, please?
Oh, I think they're in here with us.
What the fuck?
One dead.
one got one got one
hey guys how's it going?
there's a fucking player
we gotta get this one
this is black division this is black division
are you serious?
yes this is black division this is max scooper 8 potential
oh god max scooper 8 potential max scooper 8 potential
oh you are really one of us over there
are we in there?
Well, we have players as well. I think I killed two
Yeah, there's players inside but there's black division between us and then we cannot push we die
But we're the players out. We'll kill them. I think they're inside of the cabins area
That's them
I
Okay, the natives the natives you can eat frisky
Hold that they don't get pushed in I'm gonna go up top. I'm trying to kill one
Wait, there's somebody following it
It's a bike, it's a bike, they're inside, they're inside.
I'm coming big, where you at?
He's right next to you watch out, be careful, he's right on you.
He's right next to you, he's right next to you.
He touched my bottle, he touched my bottle.
He touched my bottle.
No, no, no, no, oh my god, I just can't, oh yeah, oh yeah,
you're dead, you're dead, oh my god.
I'm here, I'm here, don't shoot me.
Oh god.
Well, this beat, this beat, this beat.
No more on this side.
Yeah?
Oh my gosh, they're huge.
These guys are huge, this guy's a bastard.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, I killed these guys.
Wait, hold on.
Where are we?
Where are we?
Oh.
They're massive, they're massive.
They're massive.
They're mountainous.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, I killed these guys.
There is no way, after the amount of times that you loot my shit, you're going to hit
me with that- I've never done that.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I'm looting them.
Oh my god, I've got a black division in Cribs and Gies.
What is that?
Don't know if it there's about six more bodies P. Are we gonna fight for it or not?
100% with us we said I did not know the black division was this fucking loaded. Holy crap. I'm not leaving until I was
This guy had M995 and his max holy shit. Well, there's two more bodies out there. You gotta go fight for him
You know you might suck into these guys behind us when you know
I'm putting an armor in here we need to move now before player scabs get those guns and kill us
They have dog tags now
Go to players cap
You can trade five of their tags for goop.
He was taking so long man, we gotta go.
They fucked my ass! I was fighting two SEAL Team 6 members with a fucking slingshot!
Alrighty. Listen, I'm not trying to rush you, but we gotta go.
I wouldn't rush you if it's not here.
The fuck was that?
Oh, it was just...
Take care of business.
Okay, are you ready?
He's taking care of bees-dies!
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready to go.
Let's go.
Okay, I got a lot. I thought you'd have to come downstairs.
No, no, come on, come on. I'm right here.
Brother, there's like five bodies out here. We need to go.
No, no, no.
Come this back, then I'm good to go.
I'm not gonna go
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, sorry.
Give me can of peas.
Is this you out here?
Is this you?
Give me.
Okay.
I got the, I got the flash gun.
I got the flash gun.
I'm going.
All 15 dead, all 15 dead.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I'm acid P.
There's like seven of them brother.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, there's so much loot
Unless he's up top you should be okay. I'm gonna full clear you start looting start grabbing start grabbing start grabbing start grabbing. Oh my god. Yes
Oh my god. This is Maxwell.
Oh my god.
Fuck it.
What is this?
I don't want to hear you. Just listen.
Listen and loot. Listen and loot.
Listen and loot.
We're okay. Listen and loot.
This guy had a Linux.
Are you serious? Yeah, he's serious.
That beat the Arizona. Be careful.
of
the
death of
the
I see another black division at, I see him.
I just kill one over here.
Is that it?
Is that it?
Bro, you look crazy.
My child look magic, my child look magic.
You look crazy.
My child look huge, my child look huge.
You look insane.
My child look huge.
My child look huge.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I tried broken LCE, it's $100,000.
$100,000 right there.
$100,000 on the dashboard.
I'm touched.
This is like a laptop.
This is like this.
This is like this.
This is like this.
one on the street
another big backpack over here
and it's pretty much everything on these guys
What is it what is it I've never seen that
Start moving out of lucky duckies boss. Oh, yeah, you start moving out of your lucky guys
You guys can get players cabb any moment now
Yeah
If crash site collapse train we gotta go
press up
Crash site
When we should go class train we're gonna stop crazy great, but it's also more risky
That's that's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I am like I can't move
He was... he was...
BTR careful!
Don't get shot!
What?
I'm gonna get shot, I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Wait, does BTR shoot you if you kill Black Division?
No, no, no, no, but it was shooting whenever it was coming over here.
Someone's in that bitch letting that thing rip.
Ooh, letting her fly, letting her hair down?
Yeah.
Go to the trunk, go to the trunk, go to the trunk.
There you go, we got a left!
Oh, here!
Good much, good much!
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Oh my god, you're huge.
You look awesome.
You look awesome.
Yeah, you look sick.
That's gonna take you 20 minutes to walk out of here, holy crap.
I am massive.
It also doesn't help I'm wearing this abralo right now.
We got lots of angry locals who tried to sell us apples and watermelons.
They say they have two pairs for one pair of deal.
They're tricky.
They just double the price of the pair.
They also, when they engraved your name, they just guaranteed that you'd buy it.
Go, go, go!
Where's he being?
Can you beat that person?
Oh, God!
Get back, get back, get back!
Get back, get back!
He's behind that car.
He's behind that car.
He's in the street.
I got a sniper, what's in it?
Begin, I begin.
Be safe, be safe.
Watch me, be safe, be safe.
He's one health.
I
Find this might use her up use her friend. He just leave me. She's leave. Yeah. Yeah, that's a great idea
P. I don't know if I have really that choice without big my bag is I
Can maybe drop some some shit
He's not the car. I think
Oh
Yep, I'm repairing my leg
He I want you to know I could kiss you I could grab your little peanut face lift you up to my face and just start
Night, and when I do make a sweet love with you. I thought you were going to abandon me boss
I thought you were gonna keep
You must I would never be you boss. I would never be here
He's probably coming up on our beer.
Yeah.
Yeah, move.
I'm healing.
Yeah, be careful right in front of us.
He could swing that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm on it.
I'm watching, watching.
I'm gonna clear this way out.
Can we see it?
Clear this way?
Hang on here.
Someone run in this way.
Yeah.
Let me go first.
Let me go first.
Let me go first.
I know you want to protect me, but I can take so much more than you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I need to fix my legs and my stomach.
I
said I'm ready to go wherever you are.
Where'd you go?
Let's move.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
We don't want to go down that long line.
I said we just take a little longer of a route.
Dude, let's see the city crack.
You want to lay down these bushes?
Yeah.
Lay down this way, lay down this way.
I'm just going to stay right here.
Yeah, I'm just going to stay right here.
Watch your back.
I'm watching your back.
I'm watching towards the apartments.
Bad news.
Oh, I'm good.
I got nothing.
I was about to run out of energy and water.
I have three good B1s. Oh God.
Okay much? I'm okay. Out of me.
Unless he's trying to wallbang me. Which is kind of scary.
Let's move to the bus next. Bus next.
Yeah, I have no food and no water. Bus next.
You stay in those bushes. I'm going to run a little bit more in the middle.
Anything actually is.
Go hide behind here and eat some food.
Eat some water. Yep.
I'll be careful of the grenade.
It's too quick, too quick, too quick!
Too quick, too quick, too quick!
Too quick, too quick, too quick!
Too quick, too quick, too quick!
Oh, no, I'm completely out of food.
I have no food.
Fuck it, fuck it, we gotta run, ready?
Oh! Close right!
I'm wide swinging.
Is he in his hip?
you go you go you go you go I might drop them I think I dropped them maybe you keep
moving just you move and hold me I first I would have to walk the rest of the way I
I'm out of here.
Okay.
I don't food you.
Dead! Got him! Got him!
Dead!
Drop him!
Good work! Good work! Good work!
NOOOOOO!
Duty-Food, duty-Food, duty-Food!
No, we go! We go! We go! We go! We go! We go! We go!
Fucking fucking! We move! We move!
Get behind me!
Do it!
NOOOOOO!
Walk behind me! Walk behind me!
Okay, good.
The shield.
The Paragon of Defense.
Oh my God!
Oh
My blood watered your grounds
Shit hesitated on a black division because I thought it was such
My god, I'm not hesitating no more
I'm not hesitating no more.
Bro, when we both started cared, we entered flow state.
We entered flow state.
We entered flow state.
We entered flow state.
We entered flow state.
Let's go, bro.
Very impressive, boys.
Very impressive.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Give me a call.
Oh, my god.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I made you hesitate, boss.
No, it wasn't your fault.
You were upstairs.
You were behind it.
So I went outside.
I saw peanuts.
So you weren't there.
you were behind us, looked behind us, saw a dude and thought, oh, there he is.
And then my life was over.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
It's all right, guys.
I got tons of.
I got like me for me.
Well, good news is I do owe you a gun and I will bring you one next rate.
Ooh.
Okay.
All right.
That's true.
That's true.
I'll bring you guys.
I got two things. I've never seen before so I need help just real quick
What is a BD laptop and what is what are BD keys?
No idea. I got something. I haven't seen before either
You know those smoke grenades those toxic grenades that they throw at us on the ship. Yeah, I got one of them
Well, that's actually I looted one
Yeah
It's not I think that's crazy, you know, is that sick?
Yeah, it just isn't
Okay, fuck you bitch. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. I also got I
Also got a let X and a BD cord SSD drive
Wait, I'm getting where these are for the battle pass which would literally means nothing to us because we just paid our way through it
Oh my god
What is what we spent our money our hard-earned money to ruin the game for ourselves. Hold on. Hold on. Well, let me double check if that's true because remember we had that one that we didn't get the 53rd thing.
Let me just go let me go over here and see if I can let X boys.
Let's go.
I think that's I think that's true.
Oh, all right.
I have my first Zagustin of the wipe and I am bringing it in to see if I'm allergic.
I must know.
I think we retire there's a brawler. It did his job. Oh, no, no, that was not it. It did
his job. It did its job. Oh, wait, here we go. Someone posted the full description.
We'll say it. We go a beady laptop and escape and talk. I was a railroad. I am associated
with the elite like division factions. That's bossbots. It says for black division laptop
is obtained by specialized gear and loot drops. I don't have to defeat these high technical
operative rates like division loot content source drop by black division AI combat groups
encounter and utilize on maps like shoreline labs associate I'm often found alongside other
proprietary black division gear like the BD keep wow okay so that did not help at all
you just make it be an entire mode just make it an entire blood thank you so much for the
no reason at all I'm a bad man thank y'all for the 20 of pop I appreciate you boys as
well man thank y'all so much for the love thank y'all so much for the gift it is I appreciate
you that was fucking awesome that was an awesome raid we got to post that one on the tube for sure
no doubt gimmick would you want a four a five four five or five five six brother
545 if you live you can buy yourself ammo that's true let's go 545 okay it's not like
incredible but I mean it's it's a suppressed AK best one I have I'll take it I'll take
it I'll take it anything they're so new the filter by I am the link search of the required
are all broken on them. None of them worked. I mean yeah bro you're probably one of the first
people to get one. Why first, why first, why first, why first were the best? Give me a
comment, I'm bringing you one mag in, three mags out, all BT and BPM okay? Whoo that sounds delicious.
Absolutely. Dude that was awesome. My adrenaline hasn't pumped like that in this game in a very
very long time. That was intense. That was intense. That was intense. That was intense.
Let me tell you. Let me tell you. Put them water. Okay. Thank you guys. We're back at,
we're back at. I'm always going to bring this kid in. What are the kids I got? Are you,
are you playing this right now? Let's lock in, let's lock in right here. Let's lock
again. Just want to make you come on. I'm just being honest.
Getting your ass kicked. Listen, bro, I'm just going to be honest with you. And I've
had to come to this relaxation. I think we do go back these motherfuckers in this game.
I don't know how long it's been
since you played.
When I first came back.
Cool.
When I first came back a month
ago, I mean, even today, bro,
it hasn't been a good day, but
do these
don't get discouraged. These
sons of bitches in this game
are unbelievable.
I mean,
I don't know how long it's been
since you played.
I mean, the general player is so much better than they were before on. It's crazy. Absolutely
crazy. Alrighty, I want to see what this does. So we're bringing it. I want to see if I'm
allergic or not. I have boys. I truly feel like I'm going to be allergic. Like there's
no level of no doubt in my mind is like I feel I would put money on it that I'm allergic
at this point.
Oh, more pks.
I'm not going to lie too, but I'm giving gimmick this shit because I throw I have too much
stuff.
It's a lot of the shit. I'm probably gonna clean my stash or let's start a stream
Sweet
Just got a drink to work good I remember when I remember I remember when I lost my mind
But
Bring milk to fucking
and when you're out there out there there without a touch
oh what's up boys sorry ran papa used to say that oh that's like bible times oh hey
boys i'm coming down from that high of last raid what's up
Oh, yeah. No, it's not a problem. P filled me in on the science of it.
Okay.
Just, you know, I don't know. I wait.
Oh, whatever you guys feel like playing another map, but you know, just I'm in, you know,
whatever, you know, it's, it's, you know,
Oh, did you ask to play different map?
Did you ask to play different map and peanut told you to kick rocks?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
you know what?
I can make some money on streets.
I just happen to be just extremely behind on all the quests and progressing not at all.
But you know, it's not a big deal.
I can get some money, get that big money.
I appreciate you Nick. Thank you for the fire.
Yo, free. Thank you for the five gorilla. Thank you so much for the problem.
Oh, I was thinking about using it at the start of raid, but maybe I do just carry it around
with me.
I guess I don't need milk.
Why are you so massive?
I'm a big shone bitch.
A small bite.
Right now I'm ready to rumble. I am I am ready to rumble
And let's ride
Let's run. Well, I thought we were rumbling. Oh
We're rumbling and riding. We're rumbling and riding
Like can you do it? Can you take that? Can you do that?
So rumbling situation
I'm down to rumble and or ride. Not a problem. What about just rumbling or just riding?
Can you either of those? I'm fine with that. You're all in. You're all in, huh?
Look at you, bro. The voodoo.
The vortex, nasty.
I mean, shit.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Hey, now copy even the broad gauge.
You see what I got right there?
See what I got right there?
That's black division.
Oh
Oh, yeah gimmick comes in looking like a fucking leprechaun
I'm level 10 and I've been I've been
Draining bleeding loot yet. I'm still maintained level four gear every rate. You don't
Come on out with the nine hours about two hours off three hours off one day to die or so
I can't bring out a macro. Oh my god. Honestly just
I don't know if you notice this probably looking now closer now that we're loading in the the neck brace I have on the neck armor brace as the word legend right on the front.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, it looks that's what I'm saying. You look sick.
That is the coolest armor in the game.
100% 100% if I saw me coming down all the way.
coming down all the way. And I
didn't know it was me. Okay.
I'd be booping. I'd be booping.
What's the thought process behind
no grip on the HK? Is that thing a
laser beam? Oh, I didn't even
notice that. I was just, this is
exactly how I found it.
I can find your door out there.
What did you find?
No, you have no rail mount.
Oh, you don't have a rail mount.
Oh, that's fine.
I'm sure it's fine.
I'm sure it's fine.
I'm sure it's fine.
You also have no meds.
What?
There's a couple.
There's a couple.
Look at my butthole.
Oh, my butthole.
Okay, sorry.
I didn't see that.
Sorry.
I see you're coming out with a little thirsty, a little hungry, a little thirsty, a little
hungry.
little thirsty little hungry thirsty and a little hungry okay though oh I see the
gun you're giving me ah yes this is yeah this is perfect okay believe it or not
really good as the one I gave you listen that is really I'm not kidding
that is the best that is the best gun I can give you like I don't have anything
I have enforced but I don't have any change five four five other than that
You know what? All I need from you is to just remember what I did for you
That's all I need and whatever that means to you
Remember what I did for you
It's I could have already imagined
good ammo boss you got the best you know what that's that's true that's true i mean just open it up
i got the flashlight on your on your side you got a little chode grip no butt fat you have a little
flashlight you got a bit suppressor sorry i got i got strong shoulders i got strong shoulders
and callous hands. I promise you I didn't screw you that was the best AK-74 you I had.
I believe you I believe you all I did listen just just remember you know just remember.
So to Chess it looks like a horrible prize. It's better than what I it's better than what I got.
Oh my gosh bro it's so funny. You guys ready for a great red? Yes sir.
I think I'm gonna start with the scammed.
Yeah, oh I should check this thing has 79 birds, damn you're right.
Crap.
Oh my god.
I can't go out of this thing.
Get a guy to drop the backpack.
Oh guys, we're right next to you, come on, perfect.
Do you have any grenades?
Yeah, I do.
I'm trying to, yeah, I'll just drop them down for you.
Where'd you go, okay?
If you get sewer river to get out, I would get the financials all the way out
I'll see you later
I'm okay, I'll deal with it until no more run out.
Yeah, I killed five, but it should be it.
I think that may be it.
How do you go?
What's the moment from the boss?
I'll handle my head.
Yeah, I need to kill him.
How do you say it?
Nice.
Luke, come on.
That's it, that's it.
Go, go, go, go.
Don't be here, anything.
I need to pack Max.
I wish every boy had.
What was coming?
I got you.
Thanks for having me. Love that.
Where's gimmick at?
I told you I crashed. Oh
I love the exit. She's gone. This has been a hell today, dude. What the heck?
I think we got gear people coming in P. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, thank you for coming back. Yeah. Yeah, I'm packing this wall
Oh my god, these bags have BT in them.
Oh baby.
300 rounds of BT.
Oh my gosh.
of
of
of
of
of
We're doing better we're real good today I turn that corner and me and Caban were just
Staring at each other and I just started letting that puppy. He licked his lips. I didn't know
Oh, so once the chance once a lifetime opportunity right there you could have fallen in love and move
I just got a second lab. I just keep on nice, bro
Do you want to use the gimmick and then go labs? I'm in
Well, just three minutes into the reloading screen and everything's fine.
This is great.
This is great.
I got another lab ski card.
Oh, fantastic.
Wait, give me, get into the game, try getting into the game.
Good idea.
I'm literally going to have a condition.
That's why I'm the leader of the crew.
That's why I have the idea.
Seconding command.
Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
I'm proud to have you.
You're seconding command.
They're seconding command.
I am firsting command.
I am firsting command.
Seconding command.
I am firsting command.
First, seconding command.
I lead the troops into the black.
Seconding command.
Into the flame.
That you are welcome.
Is that?
I was P ammo for the players P ammo players maybe not maybe slipper from up top
We should definitely get out this area you want to run back across to the bank
Got him! Um, we could, or we could go into that filing cabinet area and get something real.
We can do that, I'm down.
It's real cash.
Anywhere that's not sitting where we're sitting, I think I'm full with.
What was all that?
That's behind us, there've been people filing over there for a while.
The ricochet that was right there next to us?
Yeah.
I'm going to make my move for that house now, be I've got right you not before I did not
before the leader does the idea.
Oh, this is why I have the idea of the leader, the phone collector.
Oh my god blessing blessing blessing
Oh
I'm just gonna kill the player outside of Lexos.
I
Do it great
Where are you are you are you guys?
I'm in I'm in like the gym area right right next to Lexos gym area. Where's that like behind the sparja behind sparja
Oh, yeah, I wish I'm a Lexos. Yeah, he's over there where all those players were fighting. I'm not gonna be I
I killed one, but I just thought I don't let's go
I'm sure it's really true. That's okay
We'll leave this mortal root behind the pain. Is it it would it kill you if you shot a bullet?
No, no, no, no, I can shoot one you ready. Yeah
Yeah.
Right up.
Oh, you son of a bitch!
Okay, well if they weren't looking at us now, they are definitely looking towards our direction.
I might have got them all.
I might have got them all.
About the grade you heard.
I don't know.
Grade?
Scav? I just killed a scav.
Oh, you didn't kill a player? You killed a scav?
I killed a player and and then I just killed a scav that was wandering around.
Oh, was that you guys shooting?
It's a scav.
Shoot it, I see.
Yeah, let's go, follow me.
That's not too much.
I'm inside the room next to the gym. I'm inside the building.
Where's the enemy at?
I'm lagging like a mother, I think.
I don't know, I think they might be there.
I saw them in that building.
Yeah, I saw the building.
I saw the building.
I see them, I see them.
Yeah, real player, real player, 100%.
In that building.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm in the building, next to the gym.
Are you spending, are you spending around?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just stuck, I just stuck.
Oh, wait.
You're in the tall, tall building right next to the gym.
That's me shooting.
Can we run across, can we run across this road?
We're sure we can, we just go over here.
Okay, I didn't know if it was mine.
I got a father saying I'm a bit chunky.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh, guys.
I'm so scared.
He's been without human contact for too long.
This is me.
This is me.
What's that volleyball?
What's that volleyball in the corner with the hole cut out in the face?
What is that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What was that?
It's been so long.
I had to make friends.
Oh, I found something for you, Kimmer.
Throw that thing on the back here, okay.
Oh, that's a whole new world.
I'll come back here, please.
Please don't tell me Pete just got one tap.
What's the player that you killed?
On the back.
Straight here.
Looting them now.
them now, looting them now. Okay, he's got a little ripper. I'm kind of, I'm kind of
chunky. Yeah, we're gonna, what if we just go hit the finance really hit the
relax office and then we could do it all.
Yeah, we could. We gotta go to Damage House.
He got any extra rounds? Oh, you guys, I have great news. I am getting word that I
I am a real, I can't quite see the word,
but I'm getting word that I am one.
A real one.
A real guy?
I'm not permitted to say it.
I'm not permitted.
I'm not permitted.
Can you ask him if I'm a real one as well?
Is Hodge one as well?
Is Hodge one as well?
Come on, come on.
I'll do all your old shit.
Oh, it's just gonna be huge frauds.
It's just gonna be huge frauds.
It's gonna be huge frauds.
It's gonna be huge frauds.
It's gonna be huge frauds.
I
Not have good news
Well, I've got good news about you. She says no, you are not a real
Okay, I'm not I did I'm not permitted yet real fellow or I don't know if I ever will be
But he says you're close very close
Is there any
Specific things that I need to do in order to pass you could work on you could work on. Yeah, what could he?
like I feel like I feel like you just gotta like you just gotta you just don't want it more you
gotta you know want it more you mean okay guys I'm allergic to peas I'm allergic to peas
fantastic fantastic yo do I pop this to goonston and see if I'm allergic
Oh, yeah, go ahead. What's going on? What's all that shooting on there? What's going on?
I'm trying it. I'm trying it. I need to loot these scans. I am not allergic to Zagustin.
Oh, that's good news. Let me see what's going on here.
I have tunnel vision. Oh shit, I'm allergic to morphine.
Oh, dude, it's an idiot.
Let me show my health.
Me too, buddy. Me too, buddy.
Are you so serious?
That's a horrible one to be allergic to.
That is horrible.
I'm out of food, I'm out of water, now I'm dying.
You and me both, Mr. Peanut, you and me both.
How long does this last? Is it over? Is it over?
No, it just drains your food and water. I think that's kind of it.
I don't even need water.
Oh my God.
We are in the clear yet again
whoo sorry I mean I'm good I'm not
allergic to anything I grew up in the
fucking mud I'm really salivating one
of the speaking and you know what
propa tall kind of replaces morphine
anyway so I doesn't I feel like in the
long run it won't really matter cuz you
don't tell my boys both of us are kind
of replaces morphine once you get to
the late game I'm my smile I'm gonna
to be so pissed. Oh, I found some apple juice. Thank God.
Well, I let you move it. Yeah, you want it? I do. I do. I
do have water. Okay. I had zero. So I'm using this entire
apple juice for myself. All right. All right. I'm good. I'm
I'm good. I'm good. Oh my god, dude
Well, who's better drink that right in front of me by the way guy by the way, right?
Yes, I don't know if you know this but remember how you talk about how we can exploit the new system
Yeah, someone already did find an exploit
Yeah, you put juice in your butt. Yeah, it has 40 out of 40
Yeah, you don't have to drink the whole thing to get the 60 second painkiller
You have to drink one of the 40 so if you have one juice you have 40 60 second painkillers
Oh
Juiceman's gonna be fucking electric to hear that
We didn't know
Yeah
I'm a chucky monkey. Mr. Chucky. Mr. Chucky. Mr. Chucky monkey.
He said to hit the financial officers and then we had to relax from them right.
Yeah, are you kidding me? You think Nick Bita is going to let that slide bro? He wants
us in maximum pain. No way. Come back. I can give you something.
oh it just went through the ground oh I see it no we're not gonna be together oh
my god I got it holy crap nice I thought I was gonna grab it
he's gonna stop it they just pour that asphalt they just pour that asphalt
you guys I wonder if it's uh if it's labs has 100% black mission or something
You get so fucking rich.
I could be saying more.
I told Hunch yesterday, but nobody really has Labs yet, so nobody's really going there.
And Labs is the only map in the game that lets you load in by yourself, and there's no other plans.
So we can go to a really obscure server where nobody plays, where it's like 2 in the morning over there,
and just get no labs in by yourself in the bridge.
Uh, gimmick, what prime is living in the beyond?
Like hour for hour 45
Oh also, did you players potentially other side of the building I don't know for sure I
Just saw something run left to right towards us
Oh
I drop my backpack at the damage house and then you'll do the question stuff or leave some streams that were
Probably that option
I
Shit, I sure touch poop right on top of the theater
And hold it no more boss
Would you rather try to survive in Tarkov hold on realize what year dead player up here
Or would you rather in the in the lobby to try to survive in Detroit for seven and a half minutes?
hold on please good of a question is that is I think there's an actual player
oh my god killer armor on this guy there's a lot of them a lot of dead
players here oh there's a dead guy right here he's not even looted oh my I say
Okay
Whoever I've been taking yet guys guys. That's what I've been trying to say
This guy was killed by
Blicky menize
Holy shit, we need that that guy's the real deal
I'm running around right now that's me that's me that's me that's me shot at I think
nice guy though.
I got a chop.
Is it player?
Kind of.
What the fuck you shouldn't have.
Wait, you don't see this guy running in place right here?
Oh, oh, he's dead on the ground for me
No, no, there's this guy. There's another guy
Oh
Shit hold on now wait a minute
No
Hold up wait a minute
We're on the goddamn minute
76 please every kilograms. Oh
My gosh, dr. Jekyll is a pain and suffering
I'm uh in the door here does this guy not have a MCX on them?
We hear ya boss you hear me down there you hear me?
Okay we're up top just looting these dead guys that we did not kill.
I'm hurting real bad. I'm running to the extract box.
Even though you have no arms and legs, I'd still tap that.
Hey, shut up up there! We're fucking talking!
Shut up up there! We're having a conversation!
Oh
Sigh just kidding you're ugly, but I still love you
All right
I'm leaving.
Oh!
Did we just get out of the bus next week?
Uh, I'm, uh, out of water, so I'm leaving.
Let's go!
I'm gonna be honest, I got a decked out, MPX, a nice HK, and an AKS-74U from those guys.
That's a big raid.
I got an AKS as well.
Pretty decked.
Fairly decked.
I'd say semi-decked.
Actually, pretty dang decked.
We've never been stream site in Tarkov. It's just coke because you're terrible
That's rage-paker don't do it
Together p
He's turning
Silly Ray, gentlemen egg, silly Ray.
Oh, I forgot we got the couple more.
Oh, I forgot we got the couple more.
On quest done, let's go.
Oh, I'm just happy I got out at all.
Actually crashing and literally five minute timer
to get back into the race.
Oh.
I'm just a little hot.
Chad, I can't lie to you, man, I'm tired, boss.
Oh, I'm tired.
Guys, guys, I don't like me to complain
Because Tarkov usually goes absolutely dog shit for me and I hate my life, but we keep getting super rich in these raids
We never complete our quest
Well, we just
Good thinking boss, that's where they put you the big box. I mean, I'm not just to be clear
I'm not completing any quests
Tonight is actually a detriment to my progression
Wait, hold on wait. Oh
You know, you know what you could try? I
Know I don't know
I knew that's what you're gonna say. Yeah, we all knew that was what that we all knew that was
That's what I wanted. I wanted the sense of impending doom
I wanted just like those medications you see on TV with your entire the finance and compensation
I wanted the sense of impending bill. I wanted you to get a sense of what I might say right there
Around your rear with both of your hands unglued and stretch your butt cheeks out
It is nice to open and the third eye is visible
After you see it to be happy and jumped in front of those bullets after I jumped heroically jumped in front of those bullets
You you are such you are such a hero you're my hero that's right
Streets we do it go to labs. I think we go to labs because I'm not gonna be over too much longer
I
Down for I think I think we go to labs. I'm not gonna be here for too much longer
What I thought you see you were staying up all night. I
As well as I did I I've hit a wall
You took Adderall three and a half hours ago, I know
Fucking burning out of my head
Expired
again P. I don't know if you know how medicine works but when you take it since you were
a child it doesn't work like that.
Let me tell you something I took five minutes okay I know I've been there.
Medically prescribed by the way Twitch my rate is I was medically prescribed let me
tell you something.
When I popped on that Useless God, and I waited 30 minutes, I shot God for 13 hours straight.
For 13 hours straight, you could have put a weight of a thousand pounds on my shoulders,
two thousand pounds, and I would have trekked up the Eiffel Tower, I would have climbed Mount
Everest, I would have taken it on Rome, I would have concocted nations, I would have
God to the moon! If that was what was required of me!
Lord.
What is the difference between being you?
What?
You have half a body.
Hello?
That's true.
Honestly, they would need like horse tranquilizer for a big fella like yourself.
That's, it probably doesn't do as much.
It doesn't do as much.
I
Dogs are bad by the way guys makes we all say that real quick drugs are bad drugs are bad
Well, I was better people scribe so don't be an idiot
I should have been medically prescribed. I'm an undiagnosed living my worst life
We're so happy for you
Mm-hmm, you know one day listen, I'm so happy about everything Tarkov has done great updates great wife
One day I'll be able to stack
Three out of fours and three out of fives with other things so I'm gonna have just one full stack of an item, you know
That's too much to ask for
Rail on the bottom. I can't buy it. There's none of the flea
So, have you thought about fucking yourself that sir?
I have considered.
I have considered, yes.
I have considered.
Now guys, listen, this is what we're going to do.
I'm going to Alt-Def 4 and close my game.
I'm going to choose a under 130 ping remote server that no one would be on.
We're going to go to factory.
We're going to transit the labs, hopefully with no one else in the rain.
I'm going to bring my green key card.
We're gonna play this very very safe. We're gonna be there for the full 35 minutes. Yeah, we kill every black division
We kill every raider. We loot the green room. We loot every room and we leave it literally millions of dollars agreed
You don't fuck this up. We get one shot. It's beautiful one shot this
All right, let's do it
I close my game. What's your game?
An hour and a half, maybe a little less.
Give it your all all night, right?
Yeah. Yeah, I'm all night all night.
I can play till whenever.
Good, good, good.
All right, let me choose a server one second.
Hmm.
Where would nobody be awake?
Where is no one awake right now?
All right, guys.
Peanut's choosing a server. Everybody get ready.
What are y'all thinking he's gonna go?
China?
China, but time is it Nigeria?
Nigeria is probably nine to 10 hours ahead.
Everything.
Hmm, perfect.
No, the ping is too high.
Two, two, two.
I'll do let's do it's it's two.
It's two, two, two high.
It's.
I got him.
I got him.
Right now, there's no time to waste.
Everyone pause, I can't even select the server.
You must complete this task.
It is essential to the operation.
I have selected my server.
In the game, by the way. In the game, of course.
In the game, I have selected the server.
time to proceed. This is our moment. This is our time. I went
to time. Did you start streaming? I've been live for 14
hours.
Who that's there goes our there goes that man. Damn.
There goes my hero.
Watch him as he goes.
Watch him as he goes.
There goes my hero.
Yo, bad babe.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Love.
Well, I would imagine you would get mad because, I mean, it's 1.30 in the morning and
and you get out of your chair and she's just laying in bed fast asleep and suddenly boom,
boom. The headboard starts wobbling, bouncing against the wall. The room sees as if it's
going to tear itself apart. The seat starts shaking. The dog wakes up, starts barking
as if there's an invasion against the house. I could see why you get off a little earlier
than us for sure.
We're sure.
Wow.
That took a turn.
Like, well, I mean, when you have to roll around, you have a roll on your dick.
I bounce on it like a pogo stick right to bed, right?
Lay my head on the pillow.
Fast asleep.
I am fast asleep.
Sleep like a baby.
Sleep like a baby.
I do.
Yes.
Yes.
Got it.
Good question.
But we'll get these red next week.
Yeah we will, but we guys make sure you bring extra food and water because we're getting
in there and we're not leaving till the end.
Oh, that's true.
Not leaving till the very end of this raid.
We are not coming out.
So get ready for the long haul, this is serious, if you have one shot at this, we do not die.
We do not haul till we do not yield.
This is the big one.
This is the big boy.
This is the big boy.
This is a big boy.
They eat and drink real quick, one second.
Okay, I'm good to go.
I have my lab's access key card.
I have my heels, I have extra heels, I have grenades.
We're probably gonna need a couple more grenades than usual
because we're gonna have to bait out
the black division and the raiders.
Wait, I just realized, wait,
are they still doing that thing where the code
is on the wall?
Do I even need key cards?
No, I think that was the event, right?
That was the event?
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna bring the green card.
I know.
Is that permanent?
I mean, I don't know.
Sick.
It's permanent.
Left them key cards.
Chewy, I would love to, bro.
And in a different situation or scenario, I would, and I just say, fuck it, I'm a power
through it.
I'm ready.
I'm going to go and drink some energy drinks and go.
All right, let's do it, dad.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
We have two more days of drops, and then we have an additional nine days.
days of regular drops. I'm level 10. I'm level one. I'm barely hanging in there. I can consistently do
like 10, 11, 12, 13, even 14 hour days. Not an issue. But the moment I get above like that,
I'm really tired. I should go to sleep too. I'm fucking exhausted and I go to sleep and can't
basically wake up. We get to that point where I don't want to not be able to be here tomorrow.
I appreciate all you guys being here and hanging out, but I'm very particular with my schedule,
and I like to make sure that the people in the morning are able to go to work, got me live.
Yeah, exactly. I want the I want the homies to be there and make sure everybody, you know, we we stay consistent still even whenever we are game and trust me, dude, I love playing with P even though he's a fucking idiot.
I love playing with gimmick, but once I hit this level of tired, it's like, all right, I should probably go to sleep.
Cash and then wake up tomorrow and do the same thing again.
Don't feed us this lie.
I want you to go on my twitch, go to twitch metrics, and I want you to look at my consistency
with my lives.
And you'll see in the last five years, I haven't taken more than five days off.
And that was because my grandmother died.
Bro, I took two days off to get married.
Don't try me bitch.
Yo Chewy I appreciate you man.
Thank you so much for the 50 day dog.
Thank you for the love man.
W Chewy the chat.
Oh we...
What are we transiting out?
It's a medte right?
Honestly I...
know it's underneath this like twice in ever
all the eyes in the water in the water area
they go straight down right
careful people are pushing
they were above us on our scaffolding
Holy shit, that was insane, that was insane!
Get the hell out of here, boys.
I got that body drunk when I was in the water.
Holy shit, holy shit.
That was insane, that was insane.
Get the hell out of here, boys.
That can't be.
What are you doing here?
Bang, and you just heard a body.
So back.
Oh my god.
Look at your pig at the top, right guys.
This is a distance check.
All right, listen, listen.
No holding angles in these fights, and we must swing the fuck out of people no fear
Well, that's why I chose a server just because hopefully that there's no one real here that we have literally no one
Well, if we do run into somebody we must swing
We swing we swing we swing. Oh, we're big we swing no holding you can't hold with 140 big absolutely
They swing us. We are we will kill us all three before we see him
That's just the most important range that we got to follow. It's the most important rate of the wife right here
He's such a fine looking I want to leave all you guys with bags full of loot
Yes, massive massive bags for loot
Is the best night we've had P I got two lead access tonight
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
But I appreciate all of you all being here and showing love.
I'm sitting there by over the gimmick after this right what is up dude is Nick still on
By the way now that nobody can stream same as we are
Very untrained with guys probably rushing us with long knives
I'll skewer ya!
My mom gave me this kitchen knife when I was 13, I was holding it at my stand.
Something like that.
Just honestly, it was a pretty easy fight.
You guys have listened to my idea.
If you look at a gun, it's eerily infected.
It's eerily infected.
I doubt they can even hold up in the game.
Or they're gonna fuck me raw, then me play that game.
Let's rock!
I'm
Oh
Oh
I mean sleep sick sleeping the ads voice
85 subs until 15 K. Oh my god, that's so insane
Holy shit
That's crazy.
You should run them now so they don't get hit in the middle.
You think so?
All right, we're gonna get that now, Chad, so you don't get hit in the middle of the
red.
Hey, good old D.
Good old D.
I appreciate the 25 big dog.
Thank you so much for the love.
Big horse.
Thank you for the fiver.
Early Ray.
Thank you, man.
Chewy, thank you again.
Pepe, you're a legend, bro.
Yo, God, thank you for the six months, Cal.
Thank you.
Pepe, thank you for another 20 big dog.
appreciate the love man thank you bro
crazy bro
insane man know what so funny is is the last highest ever been was on Tarkov
We're in the 7th on back whenever we were in the garage.
Now here we are.
It's nice.
Pretty crazy.
I think we might have been right during bustathon.
I don't remember.
I think bustathon we got to 12 or 13, maybe 14.
You've never touched 15. 15 is a threshold.
You've never been up. I don't think we've even been up to 14.
You're definitely, definitely
doing things you've never done before.
Hey, Pat, thank you for another 20, man.
And Tiggles, thank you so much for another 20 over on YouTube, man.
I appreciate you guys, dudes. I probably should not get in scab.
the the sub count is the twitch sub count I wish we could merge the two I don't know how to do that
I don't know if it's possible guys guys we're probably sitting in a corner getting ping ticked over
and over again well I think that this is a good thing I think that you need someone's there right
I don't know I'm scared I'm not too sure I'm scared Papa Peter to take care of you
But you sure
Typically the faster you load into a raid like if it's instant on labs whenever I was running it all the time
That's whenever they were empty
Really, because you're the only one connecting, but we're also not connecting. We're yeah, there it is
It's been saying preparing the game for a while. I just got back in there. You guys are probably as well. Yeah, oh
oh my we might have overcooked and we might lose everything but if we connected to the factory
then we should be able to connect to this the only problem is is because the built-in
pain cake we might be fucked wait our peak is a hundred two hundred though it started 200
we're nowhere near that i will say i'm edgin i'm more than 135 i'm like 184 are you enraid
I'm not any more than 130 or 35.
I never go past 140.
Oh, I'm moving objects.
I'm moving objects.
I'm getting in.
I'm getting in.
Same.
We got loopholes.
All right.
Let me alter 4 and I'll try and reconnect.
Oh.
Watch out.
Keep from being fat.
You're true?
Oh, P.
In what way would that be true?
You jackass.
I was just reading the chat box.
I was just reading the chat box.
Will you tell him to shut up?
I want to hear you do it shut up shut up idiot. Thank you. Shut up
Now call him back. I got your back. Bye. I'll call him. I'm fat. Call him fat ass. You fat bitch
Call me now call me skinny. Oh
Well, I think the discourse breaking up
What what what
I
Shit, is it discord is it?
Oh my gosh, don't tell me I'm AFK and fucking freezer, bro
Not even in the game you're safe you're safe check this is a good thing, right?
Oh
Yeah, that's a good thing. I think unless I'm stuck on factory
He's just out of the way.
Oh shit.
Real person, real person right in front of me.
Right in front of me.
Oh my God.
He's right into the hanger.
The hanger.
He's right into the hanger.
Come over here.
Come over here.
We're gonna camp in the store.
We're gonna camp in the store.
Yeah, do not hold that window, boys.
Do not hold that window.
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
No, no, no.
Don't leave up top.
I'm gonna spot up there.
I'm gonna spot up there.
Ray, Ray, Ray.
We'll hear, we'll hear something.
You'll hear him as he kills me.
Okay.
No, you're not even spawning the game. You're not in you're not in the game yet. I'm about to be synchronizing with players
I'm here. I spawned all the way down the lane all the way down the lane
I read you guys
You know, somebody call the elevator
Okay, Mayor.
Welcome, Mr. Arch, welcome, welcome.
Welcome, welcome, welcome to our club, welcome to our club.
Welcome to our club, welcome to our club, welcome to our club.
Yes, I'm gonna go back up top and watch you guys, you guys go down.
You're very sneaky. Very sneaky.
I'm gonna go up there as well.
You guys just hate bugs! Like crazy!
Crazy you try to spawn all the Redders on the map to flush us out
For so that they can farm them snipers I hear him be careful look you watch it watch it
There either stream snipers or they're just crazy
It's very common to do early what
everyone's here for Redis just crazy yeah yeah yeah they're crazy oh these
Brits are crazy I just realized that although we rich people and 3 a.m. they'll
probably asleep people that aren't asleep thank you guys so much for the love
man that's insane bro you guys are legends bro thank y'all so much for
love man. I appreciate you guys, dudes. Thank you. Bobby's in a
chat, man. 15k. That's not that's fucking crazy. Ever thought
in a million, but you're in years we'd be here boys. I
appreciate you all man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you.
Thanks guys. God still be in the in the in the hangar. Good
luck to you believe. What time do we have 26 minutes? We gotta
it moving I mean I can start going I mean I have Alton so you just I bet you
it's the same guy doing all this I'm gonna hit the hangar one right right now
the elevator one just want to say nice why not even here anymore
I bet you I bet you know what he has moved was the third one he hit would that
have been the other hanger was there is there another one between there well he
hit the one to your left you ran straight
he had a medical elevator down below oh you
what I bet he would under and hit the
other other elevator that's a long way
to go we can go though I mean let's
yeah I would know if it's me I let me
I'm going to the right, I'm going to the right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me lead, let me lead.
Yeah, I heard someone possibly in red.
cells one of you I don't think it was enough I know what I'm right with being
it just careful careful I don't need to rush
we're gonna change the track to the loot guys I'm gonna need inside of red okay
Good
I'm hearing something
I'm over the door. I'm over the door.
We'll just use a key in there. That sounds like a key opening.
Maybe that was a glitch?
When I opened that door, it sounded like it entered a key.
You could have just closed the red.
You could have just went in red and closed it.
I
Want to have someone sit here hold this door and the other
Yeah, it is I just heard it open I heard a key whenever I open this
the camera or open
I'm going inside the room right here. What's he went in here? No, I'm not in
the other room.
Clear. Clear. Chocolate. We just have exit door here. What the hell is this? That's in the new
I need you right yeah go to peak go to peak go straight out and take a left
you first one right in there yeah I believe it's black key card 2.0 it is
it usually has like an intel in it my black key card work yes wait what
Oh my god, it should be bucky card works in two places now. Yeah
We check we
That's a guy checking with flashbangs for raiders across the map
Did that just use two uses okay, this is my nice me with it
I just use two uses on my black key card, but I got an intelligence folder three rollers
It's only called a cardinal apartment key. Is that something good?
Cardinals, okay
No, that's not those were two uses of my shit for a Bitcoin or I'm crazy. Make sure you search that whole room
Let's go. Wait. Well, hold on. Wait
Give me this guy this guy in my room much if I think yeah, oh, yeah, no, no, I'm just looking I'm not I wouldn't take anything
Thank you. I know it. Listen. I very honorable. I wouldn't take a damn thing. I feel like
Wouldn't do that
Oh, it's really a big one. It's $200, $200, $200 key.
That a boy.
That's nice.
Hey, where you at? Where you at?
I'm not with me.
Is this a quest?
Hey, see that quest, see that quest.
Oh.
I want to do the quest well.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You make a big one.
Give it!
You make a big one.
No, no, no, no.
I did not take it.
I don't have a shot I have the player over on me is that is that the medical medical
tense out at the bottom next to next to the you know the computers the the
computers that can have the computers that can have the black card that spawns on it.
The one where it has all the toxic containers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the dome right?
Yeah.
There's multiple, there's more than one person here.
Unless, I mean it could be his teammates.
There's M4HK across and then there's one in the middle of the map.
Roger that, Roger that.
Yeah, I think they're teammates. They're clearing out the map right now, Riders.
I don't want to shoot you, Hutch. Where exactly are you?
The flower plant underneath the balcony you won't see me if you look towards mid you will not see me
He's over there. All right. All right. I'm peeking it. I'm peeking it
Be very careful
on the other side, on the other side, oh shit.
Black division gave up my position, HK's across the map, I'm nading where he is, over here.
Alright, it's going to be on the opposite side here, we got a-
I
Could be up on second floor
There's gonna be two minimum two
He's over there. I'm gonna talk about pk cuz we're running out of time to loot if he kills me
Me who just jumped you heard me jump. Yeah, hey, not I did not you didn't where the fuck are you guys that I
Heard you I heard you we're above
Yeah, I don't hear you guys
a complete location of me is one of you guys
yeah I have someone near me their offices what the fuck was that these
might be cheaters that's I've never seen that before I've never seen that
either there's someone inside several hundred percent oh I'm metal I'm coming
Yeah, I just shot me once awful crazy timing
Yeah, let's tour right
Look at look at offices look at offices dark offices. He's right up there. Oh my god. I'm moving I'm moving I'm moving
that you guys running
that you guys running
I'm looking in the dark right now I don't see nothing
this is very scary
this is very scary
I
Feelin active again
Are you ready me running no?
Right, that's you
We're women we're women our way
you sure okay I don't even want to lose with the glory I just looted golden
dumbbells and I'm now at 68 weight we should really kill the last guy before
I know it sucks, but that's what we should do.
Well, server was the last thing I heard.
That's what we should search first.
Yeah, yeah, I'm moving over there.
I need to eat.
possibly near dark or blacky card possibly I'm sure I'm close to that
I'm about to check it. I'm just eating some snacks real quick.
I'm on green stairs right now.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You guys have a back- both of you guys have a backpack, right?
Yeah, I just dropped mine. Who are you at?
I mean, don't-
Me, me, me, me, I just dropped mine.
I just dropped mine. I'm done. GG's guys. GG's. Hella-va-day.
Hella-va-day. Hella-va-day. Hella-va-day. Good luck, boys. Y'all got this.
Oh, I just said yes. I dropped mine and he said yes. I shot.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh god. Well, oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. GGs, boys. GGs. GGs. GGs. If
I told you I didn't expect exactly that outcome to happen, I'd tell you I was lying. I kind
of knew that I was going to, I listened. I knew either Peanut or gimmick was going to
murder me. I literally, I'm at Green Stairs. I'm at Green Stairs. Give a backpack
on. Yes, but I just dropped mine. He lanes peaks four seconds later and shoots me in
the face. Oh God. Yeah, they don't play labs. It is what it is. It is what it is. All good.
GGs. I appreciate you guys, man. If you guys, I'm gonna send you guys over to, uh, hey you
video games, everyone tell him that he sucks. Okay. Hey, hey, Hudge says, fuck you. You
guys don't mind. Okay. Everyone go over there and say, Hey, hud says, fuck you. GG's everybody.
I love you, man. Great day. Great night. Thank you guys so much for all love. Hopefully gimmick
can shoot other people the way he shot his teammate. But we will time will tell. I appreciate
you guys, man. Have a great night. GG's boys.