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!DROPS DROPS DROPS | S1E3 - DAYLIGHT ROBBERY CONTINUES IN THIS EPISODE OF ESCAPE FROM THE TARKOV! !modifiers !allergies !tarkcodes

08-06-2026 · 11h 14m

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[00:00:00] you
[00:00:30] You
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[00:03:00] you
[00:03:30] you
[00:04:00] you
[00:05:00] And I'm enjoying the view
[00:05:02] Well, I've been a loving lover
[00:05:05] I've been a trusting brother
[00:05:08] I'm taking my time to recover
[00:05:11] And picking it up when I'm madder
[00:05:18] This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick
[00:05:21] He-Dee-Dee Hero
[00:05:23] We-Dee-Dee Hero
[00:05:24] That's pokey cuz he has no kids
[00:05:26] He's gonna be catching no jobs
[00:05:28] He kills whatever we can, because again, he has no bitches and no job.
[00:05:33] We're gonna hit it raw!
[00:06:28] It's gonna take you
[00:06:32] It ain't me
[00:06:34] It ain't me
[00:06:36] I don't send this job down, down, down
[00:06:40] It ain't me
[00:06:42] It ain't me
[00:06:44] I don't want to be one
[00:06:46] Don't want to be one
[00:06:48] It ain't you
[00:06:50] It ain't you
[00:06:52] It ain't you
[00:06:54] It ain't you
[00:07:56] You son of a bitch.
[00:07:58] This is what it is.
[00:08:00] Son of a bitch.
[00:08:02] Three big balls.
[00:08:04] We're going to win this.
[00:08:06] We got to win this.
[00:08:10] Restaurant, Hogan's Hangout.
[00:08:12] Can you sing?
[00:08:14] Oh, yeah, I feel a little bit.
[00:08:16] You can sing.
[00:08:18] Yeah.
[00:08:20] Yeah, Ripley's Mom.
[00:08:22] She's very great.
[00:08:24] My radius of her you can smell that pussy stink. Oh, yeah, that's thank
[00:08:30] People saying
[00:08:54] If you really don't want to dance by standing on the wall
[00:08:58] Get your back down off the wall
[00:09:00] Tell me
[00:09:02] How you gonna do it if you really don't want to dance by standing on the wall
[00:09:07] Get your back down off the wall
[00:09:09] I heard all about people saying
[00:09:11] Get down on it
[00:09:13] You wanna
[00:09:15] Get down on it
[00:09:17] You got a feeling
[00:09:19] Get down on it
[00:09:21] Come on then
[00:09:23] Baby, baby, get down on it, get on it
[00:09:26] Get down on it, I say people on it
[00:09:31] What?
[00:09:31] What you gonna do?
[00:09:36] You gotta get on the move
[00:09:38] I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty dude
[00:09:42] What should I do?
[00:09:43] Like this straight-
[00:09:44] Good morning gentlemen in the air.
[00:09:55] Good morning.
[00:09:58] Good morning.
[00:10:02] Good morning.
[00:10:04] Hey, good morning.
[00:10:07] Hey, good morning.
[00:10:09] Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Hello, everybody. Hello. Hello. Good morning.
[00:10:28] What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? My throat screaming
[00:10:37] little bit. Holy wet mullet. Listen, bro, I'm gonna be real with you. I woke up 17 minutes ago.
[00:10:54] Luckily, I got a friend. Starts with an A and ends with Adderall. Actually,
[00:11:00] be your durable durable anyways fucking locked in guys I'm, I couldn't sleep last night I
[00:11:16] couldn't sleep last night I couldn't sleep last night.
[00:11:21] I mean I slept, I got a good, a very solid four hours of sleep, which to be honest four
[00:11:30] hours of sleep for me is like eight hours of sleep for the normal person.
[00:11:38] You know, but we all know you have no friends, 30 J and we all know you retarded.
[00:11:48] Now who's losing me or you?
[00:11:51] Hmm? Hmm?
[00:11:54] Don't tell me you're a bitch pushin'?
[00:11:57] Shut up. Shut up.
[00:12:01] Anyways, you're doing great, man.
[00:12:06] Laurie has just found out that he is allergic to mule.
[00:12:10] Oh!
[00:12:14] Oh!
[00:12:16] Lord, help that child.
[00:12:19] Lord?
[00:12:20] Lord be with him. Yeah, we still bro. We still we still we still we still we still we
[00:12:30] Don't know what we are allergic to
[00:12:35] We still don't know bro. I
[00:12:39] Still got no idea
[00:12:41] no idea
[00:12:43] Peanut found out that he was allergic
[00:12:48] To morphine last night right next to me and I watched it happen. I watched him find that out
[00:12:55] And I thought to myself
[00:12:57] What a bitch
[00:12:58] Didn't imagine could imagine that being me, you know, but that was my first thought
[00:13:03] I
[00:13:07] Mean that's it. I just honestly I just wanted to call my bitch. I can't really think of anything else to say
[00:13:13] it is the truth but you know yesterday was a great day uh all around i mean here's the thing
[00:13:22] the beginning of the day yesterday was absolutely awful i mean guys i've never in my life died that
[00:13:30] many times and escaped from tarkov in a nine hour session i and i'm not even i swear i'm i'm not
[00:13:38] just trying to make it sound worse than what it was. I mean anybody who was here will tell you
[00:13:45] I got my bussy ran through for legitimately 10 hours yesterday. It was some of the worst
[00:13:53] pain I've ever felt in my life. At one point I contemplated crying. It is what it is. Okay,
[00:14:00] that's just what what happened then I've got a little medicated and I'm not gonna lie we it
[00:14:11] absolute low state last night we did not die a single time until gimmick put one in the side
[00:14:21] of my head and labs in the biggest run of the night which was the last run of the night for me
[00:14:27] So I could wake up this morning for you guys.
[00:14:33] But yeah, it was a great day, honestly, fantastic day.
[00:14:37] No complaints from a goopa like me.
[00:14:39] It was not bad, literally at all.
[00:14:44] So hopefully today we can catch stride
[00:14:49] and absolutely wax these motherfuckers from start to finish.
[00:14:55] I'm starting to feel better.
[00:14:56] Also might be saying something we don't have one we don't have two we have
[00:15:04] three and as the Spanish would say trace and as the Germans would say dry oh wait veer
[00:15:14] Look at that.
[00:15:15] We found two lead axes yesterday and an intel.
[00:15:28] We rich.
[00:15:30] We young, we rich and we wizards.
[00:15:34] We a young, rich wizard.
[00:15:37] I mean I'm on top of the world.
[00:15:38] I can't lie to you.
[00:15:41] I can't lie to you.
[00:15:43] Now I do, now I do want to sell a couple of things this morning, because I need to.
[00:15:52] If I don't sell a couple of things, I'm going to lose my mind.
[00:16:01] Let me do this, and we'll just let this play less run.
[00:16:07] Respect the grind.
[00:16:10] I love you, bitch.
[00:16:12] I love you, bitch!
[00:16:14] What we got?
[00:16:26] I'll save you for a second.
[00:16:29] I'll save you for a second. Give me a moment.
[00:16:32] Let me see what I can do.
[00:16:34] It is the night.
[00:16:36] Out of sleep.
[00:16:38] I won't...
[00:16:40] We got to sell some things. We got to sell some things also rotating viper. Thank y'all for the subs
[00:16:51] Radar crisis but distinctive
[00:16:55] Silla chillax even love um I
[00:17:00] Think what we got to do to start today. I
[00:17:04] Think we got to go do that that factory run
[00:17:07] How dudes I fucking hate factory. I'm not bringing a kid on factory fuck factory
[00:17:15] Put this up for now grab a pistol go to factory grab the note leave
[00:17:22] Leave
[00:17:25] So we have the what's it Macaulay the what's it Macaulay?
[00:17:32] Okay, bring a deal
[00:17:37] with 14 bullets and a very high chance of jamming.
[00:17:44] Um, Santa hat.
[00:17:53] Yo chicken, donjo, fog, thank you.
[00:17:58] We got to go, we got to go grab the, uh,
[00:18:06] We need to go and grab the what's it called.
[00:18:09] The note, ASAB.
[00:18:13] Tits, bales, red.
[00:18:18] Red like the wind.
[00:18:25] Do I have any throwaway guns?
[00:18:27] I gotta have a throwaway gun in there.
[00:18:32] I gotta have something that is dog water.
[00:18:36] I
[00:18:45] Want all these guns fuck it fuck it fuck it was rampastola or rampastola fuck it rampastola web meds in our booty
[00:19:03] Bring one good I'm not that cute
[00:19:06] Let's see if we can't grab this bitch real quick.
[00:19:10] Go get our scab junk box.
[00:19:12] How are you up right now, hutch?
[00:19:18] I'm a fucking grinder, baby.
[00:19:30] No, I'm not on Grider, I'm not.
[00:19:43] You have me confused with someone else.
[00:19:51] 7am I haven't even had a beer yet you may be an alcoholic
[00:20:05] I've had three you are for sure an alcoholic that guy might have been you 100%
[00:20:35] I am a five foot two.
[00:21:05] for the five gifted baby.
[00:21:27] Be the colliders
[00:21:30] down in the rain.
[00:21:35] You are fat good sir.
[00:21:37] Hahaha.
[00:21:39] Yes.
[00:21:41] Lord, thank you for the fine gift, baby.
[00:21:59] He is as tall as he is wide.
[00:22:05] You're more than a big fast, I'm tired, wake up, get to work.
[00:22:24] I'm tired, Grandpa!
[00:22:26] Well, it's too damn bad!
[00:22:28] He's digging!
[00:22:54] The fuck is going on?
[00:23:18] Okay, uh...
[00:23:38] There's water there.
[00:23:44] I'm scared.
[00:23:46] I'm really terrified, boss.
[00:23:49] I mean, I did not spawn a good spot.
[00:24:16] Maybe we could just take off and try and get to the note
[00:24:22] Off a little peak day run for our fucking lives
[00:25:16] in a canada
[00:25:46] What the fuck is going on?
[00:25:54] I already have a peek in.
[00:26:46] I
[00:27:01] Fucking scare
[00:27:16] Oh my gosh, he's a dead guy.
[00:27:38] Okay, where's my quest item at?
[00:27:41] fucking guy got murked here
[00:27:46] Oh
[00:28:00] Absolute massive dick
[00:28:05] To smoke them I got him
[00:28:12] Thank you boss
[00:28:16] I
[00:28:27] For the fuck is this cross item
[00:29:16] Where is the quest item? I don't understand how I don't know. He is literally laying on
[00:29:25] it. I just need to put my leg on. And then, very carefully, run out of this room, dodge
[00:29:38] it. Every bullet the guy has to shoot at me, get around the corner, and go home.
[00:29:43] Easy. Simple, really.
[00:30:43] As you do, by the way, start today.
[00:31:13] All right, where do I start today?
[00:31:28] One-O-Days, one-O-Days, Mamacita.
[00:31:33] How you doing today?
[00:31:37] Muy fuego.
[00:31:40] Muy fuego.
[00:31:41] May I get some coffee, please?
[00:31:44] If I don't get coffee soon, I may die in this chair.
[00:31:48] Thank you.
[00:32:03] All right.
[00:32:05] Oh, the black swan.
[00:32:10] They call me thank you
[00:32:31] He's there
[00:32:39] Wait, Voss?
[00:32:51] Is that- that wasn't even the quest- that wasn't even the quest I needed to do!
[00:32:59] Fuck!
[00:33:00] Fuck!
[00:33:01] Wait!
[00:33:02] Wait!
[00:33:03] Turn off the music.
[00:33:05] What- what was I supposed to do?
[00:33:08] What is this what is what the fuck where is this where is this at?
[00:33:23] What is this quest?
[00:33:29] Watching you pee leave streets after fighting the black division with cinema like a scene
[00:33:33] from a movie.
[00:33:34] I was on the edge of my seat to the teamwork was legendary.
[00:33:37] You know, you know what's funny about that, bro?
[00:33:44] I've been playing Tarkov for a very long time, very, very long time.
[00:33:49] And it's very rarely do I get that true adrenaline that Tarkov has to offer.
[00:34:01] And I know a lot of y'all feel it at a, you know, a good amount of the time.
[00:34:06] But you get to a certain amount of hour threshold where it just kind of, you know, it kind of
[00:34:14] just leaves you, you know?
[00:34:17] But last night that run brought back that crack that you look for, you know, that I
[00:34:29] lost so long ago and it was awesome.
[00:34:32] I was definitely the most fun game of the wipe, really the most fun game of Tarkov I've had since like, forever ago.
[00:34:42] Just that pure adrenaline fucking dump.
[00:34:45] It was awesome.
[00:34:46] It was awesome.
[00:34:48] Absolutely awesome.
[00:34:51] That was a really fun raid.
[00:34:57] Alright, what is this?
[00:34:58] A healthy alternative.
[00:35:06] Where's this at?
[00:35:19] Oh, this is in the new area?
[00:35:28] Yeah, in the new area, okay
[00:35:35] New area
[00:35:39] Can I not buy Vaseline I can't buy this look at that car by ibuprofen
[00:35:47] I could buy gold and bomb this whole time but it's a hundred and nineteen thousand are
[00:36:04] Are you fucking my ass?
[00:36:06] No way.
[00:36:09] Who the hell's buying that?
[00:36:19] Honestly, if you ran the numbers,
[00:36:21] I'm pretty sure it's pretty much worth
[00:36:23] exactly what I just meant, to be honest.
[00:36:30] All right, let's try and get this done.
[00:36:34] We don't know any of our allergies yet.
[00:36:50] Are there more drops today?
[00:36:54] Yep, drops are active right now.
[00:36:57] You can get five subs and get the exclusive drops and I did confirm last night with
[00:37:03] Apple one of the developers of the game that paid drops are permanent across all modes and escape from Tarkov pretty sweet
[00:37:13] Pretty sweet, let me thank him
[00:37:33] All right, let's do it again boys, grab this fucking note, or journal.
[00:37:45] Today's your birthday, happy birthday, fuck it.
[00:37:52] Yo, who's spawned next to me?
[00:37:59] You sexy or what?
[00:38:29] We'll come in here with a fucking suppressed info, psychopaths.
[00:38:54] fuck
[00:39:24] I
[00:39:30] La la
[00:39:33] Penguins telephone is hot
[00:39:43] Wonder what other quest do I have on factory right now? Not that it matters. I just want to get this done
[00:39:48] logbook, survive an extractor courtyard, locate obtained medical container,
[00:39:54] eliminate any target with a headshot using an AUG.
[00:40:18] I
[00:40:27] You stay out there, bitch
[00:41:48] I
[00:41:56] Fuck
[00:41:59] Maybe I just hold the staircase
[00:42:01] But at the same time it's like I didn't think that he would count me like a dog. Oh
[00:42:09] Oh, so he has no bitches
[00:42:11] Got it
[00:42:13] Got it. Now it's making sense
[00:42:16] that he has no bitches you say. Yeah that I was fucked. There literally was in a way
[00:42:25] I would have killed that guy unless I shot him in the face about nine times and by the
[00:42:30] luck of Nikita looking down upon me the bullet would pierce through that that face mask but
[00:42:38] probably not. Now that was me on the other side. The first bullet would have ricocheted
[00:42:45] off of the tip of my toe into my jugular and I would have died on impact. But him? No way
[00:42:55] over there. Yeah, who could I buy an awk from? Is it Peacekeeper? Peacekeeper? Yeah.
[00:43:06] What's the difference here it's one of those shorter
[00:43:14] Now, if I run into that guy, I'm gonna fuck him.
[00:43:42] 7573 all right feel warm feel good this
[00:44:04] smarter man to grab that I do want to bring one more mag I'm go for somewhat
[00:44:24] of a lobby wipe here we need to kill everything and you really go through
[00:44:33] of these VKs, quick.
[00:44:46] Mmm.
[00:44:49] I'm horny.
[00:44:50] Yes, oh, it's like liquid gold.
[00:44:54] Thank you.
[00:44:57] Not yet, not yet.
[00:44:59] Now yeah, my stomach is a little on fire
[00:45:01] from waking up on four hours of sleep.
[00:45:05] I'll do it.
[00:45:07] Hi, dude, good morning, how'd you sleep?
[00:45:11] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
[00:45:14] Love you, baby.
[00:45:18] Little chocolate in the morning, shaw, shaw.
[00:45:23] Little beer.
[00:45:27] Jeb, thinking of the five gifted
[00:45:29] and I was thinking of the fiver.
[00:45:31] I know there was a reason I woke up at 5 AM on my day off.
[00:45:36] I got you, baby.
[00:45:37] I got you, baby.
[00:45:39] I want you to know I got roasted last night
[00:45:41] by all the homies in the chat for wanting
[00:45:45] to go to sleep at 10 AM or 10 PM,
[00:45:48] even though I still streamed for 14 hours.
[00:45:52] Chat still had something to say last night.
[00:45:55] But this is the reason, man.
[00:45:58] I want to be able to wake up for the homies.
[00:46:01] What is this exactly?
[00:46:04] I'm packed.
[00:46:07] So my first drop, I got a 6B2 and a Dominic hat.
[00:46:12] OK?
[00:46:14] All right.
[00:46:15] Got the best drop to start it off.
[00:46:19] Let's try the second one.
[00:46:20] So the second one has to be better.
[00:46:23] We got a drum mag of PPSH of Mosin and Depression.
[00:46:28] Wonderful.
[00:46:31] Good.
[00:46:37] Oh my gosh.
[00:46:38] Oh my God.
[00:46:39] I have made a grand mistake.
[00:46:41] I have made a grand mistake.
[00:46:45] You will be my hose container.
[00:46:53] Alright, I gotta get this quest done before I open up the other ones.
[00:46:56] Let's go
[00:46:59] We need odd kills we need that we need to go to the middle area and grab the other thing in my Bob we got a lot to do
[00:47:08] Yeah hose multiple hose multiple hose they call me the Tarkov pimp
[00:47:14] They just hose flock to me
[00:47:20] Mags wrong mags I thought I thought oh my god
[00:47:26] I thought you could put, I don't know, I thought you could put regular Stan Agh mags in them.
[00:47:34] You can't put Stan Agh's mags in a 556 AUG?
[00:47:40] Oh, we are fucked. We have 30 bullets in a dream, gentlemen. Lock in.
[00:47:47] We got 30 bullets in a dream. Lord be with us. Lord be with us.
[00:47:56] Oh my goodness.
[00:48:07] Are you guys sure? Oh yeah, you're fucking sure. Oh yeah you are.
[00:48:26] What?
[00:48:33] Look down, pre-ebalster!
[00:48:50] What does this have?
[00:48:53] Is it in here?
[00:48:56] Isn't this in here?
[00:48:59] No?
[00:49:02] Augmax.
[00:49:06] Jackpot.
[00:49:08] Please.
[00:49:56] guys it's about to be a fucking war zone
[00:50:26] I'm here
[00:50:43] You guys winning out there
[00:50:51] Psst, are you in it?
[00:50:56] I'll wait for you.
[00:51:26] Your boyfriend's dead, puts master, and you next, what do you...
[00:51:36] That sound cool, to be honest.
[00:51:38] the
[00:51:45] the
[00:51:48] the
[00:51:52] the
[00:51:56] the
[00:51:58] the
[00:52:03] the
[00:52:06] Oh, I think you risked the life of an indelible.
[00:52:16] Fuck! Both of you jackasses!
[00:52:25] Who's gonna win? We got a man on the left with a bolt actually.
[00:52:28] We got a man on the right with a small penis.
[00:52:36] Oh
[00:52:58] Fuck you fuck you
[00:53:06] I killed him! You're supposed to love me now, man!
[00:53:12] The hell's wrong with you?
[00:53:16] Hello?
[00:53:20] Don't reload. Don't reload. You don't need bullets.
[00:53:25] We can be lovers. We can be lovers.
[00:53:28] No, no, no, you don't... Listen, if you want to be lovers, knife the wall.
[00:53:33] the wall. I'm not hearing you knife the wall. I'm starting to think that you might not want
[00:53:43] to be lovers.
[00:53:58] You ever seen a nade that good?
[00:54:00] You haven't.
[00:54:07] Is there any way I can get out of here?
[00:54:23] What's this look like?
[00:54:25] Jesus!
[00:54:27] Angle work!
[00:54:37] Hello?
[00:55:54] There's another guy and I guarantee you it's a player scav bed I guarantee you it's a player
[00:56:22] Scav bro has to be a player scav that just spawned in I went to jump the peak so he didn't headshot me
[00:56:28] I was gonna take a bullet and then kill the guy but instead a guy risking absolutely nothing running in on some on a player
[00:56:35] Scav gets to kill me fucking feels terrible
[00:56:40] She feels a terrible my friend feels terrible am I am I confusing this quest with another quest I have to be
[00:56:52] Got one done we got locate a good trip wire
[00:56:58] What is
[00:57:08] What is
[00:57:12] Me this is
[00:57:19] What is this
[00:57:22] chemical container.
[00:57:25] That's definitely not what I thought it is.
[00:57:27] All is revealed.
[00:57:31] Where is this?
[00:57:37] Oh, this is anywhere fucking near where I thought.
[00:57:42] Okay. This is in the middle of the map and the water.
[00:57:49] I don't even need to be in there.
[00:57:56] Shit!
[00:57:58] Motherfucker!
[00:58:01] Shit.
[00:58:03] Alright, we go again.
[00:58:06] We go again.
[00:58:07] We need to grab the Og.
[00:58:09] Goodbye!
[00:58:10] That was good!
[00:58:12] That was fun.
[00:58:14] I should have known that the fucking orcs were going to be
[00:58:18] be attacking very soon. My mistake. Also having a backup
[00:58:26] log there would have been nice. I feel like after I kill that
[00:58:30] many people, I should have just relocated. So fuck that guy.
[00:58:33] When did my quest? But I get addicted to the bottle. I get
[00:58:39] addicted to the fighting. I am in loot. Hell, I'm in loot.
[00:58:45] hell I'm in loot hell and I have no containers so it just keeps getting worse um
[00:58:55] so we want these Chinese mags honestly dudes I don't know what sells well I'm just gonna sell it
[00:59:01] all I think Bravo actually does I'm selling all the scopes that I just don't use all the stuff
[00:59:08] that I don't use can't use now specter is not a good scope that scope can suck my whole Johnson
[00:59:35] I hate the specter, bro, the terrible scope.
[00:59:49] Gotta be careful what we sell here,
[00:59:50] because a lot of this stuff can go for a lot on the market.
[01:00:04] See, like these.
[01:00:05] Would you guys know damaged hard drives are 80,000 up hop?
[01:00:25] All the people doing the hideout.
[01:00:34] the way I need these for a quest but all that should sell
[01:01:04] Let's grab our Gap.
[01:01:27] Grab that.
[01:01:28] All right.
[01:01:29] yourself we have to buy AUGMAGS in case anyone was confused in case there was any type of
[01:01:39] confusion AUGMAGS only common mistake listen I'm not going to judge anybody for doing it
[01:01:49] It's a common mistake, 100%.
[01:01:52] No judgment here.
[01:01:53] It's the safe place.
[01:01:57] There's that's MA55, MA55.
[01:02:04] Grab all these rounds, 200, oh, 200.
[01:02:14] Wonderful.
[01:02:15] And then wait we don't need meds just need heavy bleeds and more painkillers
[01:02:25] And then we can open up the rest of our twitch drops
[01:02:33] Damn brother the drops are fucking juice no
[01:02:38] Yo, did they actually make the drops good?
[01:02:47] Holy shits!
[01:02:49] Fuck yeah!
[01:02:52] BSG, who has taken over ownership of your company?
[01:02:59] Because it can't be Nikita.
[01:03:02] There is no way Nikita is the one allowing this to happen.
[01:03:07] Slap my nipples and call me Michael Jackson. That's what I am talking about.
[01:03:20] You buy some food. Let's get back in there.
[01:03:22] What you get I just bro just not paper towels and
[01:03:39] Bullshit I mean to some you're like all those drops aren't that crazy, but to me
[01:03:45] I mean bro my last time I was watching drops on this game. I got fucking a
[01:03:50] A wet toilet paper and a lollipop that was shoved up somebody's ass. I mean, it was terrible
[01:04:10] Stealing
[01:04:12] Hey
[01:04:15] Hey
[01:04:20] Whatever major YouTube thumbnail needs to raise is the awesome
[01:04:27] So our Yoda's Liro sugar daddy it's a mini moose and undead. Thank y'all so much for the subs
[01:04:36] St. Louis cartels and will be talk please two early in the morning
[01:04:42] Too early in the morning
[01:04:44] Our drops only for seasonal the paid drops are permanent across all of
[01:04:52] From what I got from one of the developers this morning
[01:04:55] Pay drops are permanent across all modes
[01:04:59] So pve pvp and seasonal for the paid drops
[01:05:03] You're gonna play Wolverine when it comes out?
[01:05:15] I'm gonna be real with you, Brown.
[01:05:18] With games like Tarkov or as good as Tarkov, I don't, like,
[01:05:23] it's like being addicted to crack, you know?
[01:05:28] You don't really look outwards to try other things.
[01:05:31] you addicted to crack that's enough you know all I need anything else right now
[01:05:38] so it's hard for me to tell you what I am and am not gonna play because I'm too
[01:05:43] busy thinking about crack I hope that was a good example
[01:06:01] Blue Prince, wait hold on a minute are you fucking kidding me?
[01:06:14] Blue Prince, where's my quest item?
[01:06:20] Why's my quest item not here?
[01:06:27] I was with a battle pass, okay, I'm not worried about it, then I'll follow that.
[01:06:49] Where is this?
[01:06:50] I don't understand. I thought it was in this room.
[01:07:00] Oh.
[01:07:10] There we go, Bobz.
[01:07:12] Alright.
[01:07:14] I survived this, right?
[01:07:20] Get out, get our scav case, and then I really don't care about dying after that.
[01:07:49] I heard you up there, bitch, pussy.
[01:07:55] Oh, it's a scav-o.
[01:08:16] Okay, maybe not.
[01:08:17] Maybe I'm just hearing things.
[01:08:41] All right, cool.
[01:08:44] We got this item.
[01:08:46] Now after this run, we'll just turn this in,
[01:08:48] get our scav junk box, fix our inventory problem,
[01:08:53] come back in, scale and grab our other purchase.
[01:08:56] I think right now we just focus on,
[01:08:58] this will suck at all these factory shit.
[01:09:01] This is good.
[01:09:02] This is good.
[01:09:03] This is good.
[01:09:04] This is good.
[01:09:11] Wonderful.
[01:09:15] Is this game worth buying?
[01:09:19] Do you like stepping your toe in the morning?
[01:09:23] Do you like butt aids?
[01:09:27] Do you like waking up in the morning looking at the sky and thinking,
[01:09:31] fuck everybody?
[01:09:35] Do you enjoy being in physical pain at all times?
[01:09:39] Be enjoying being miserable
[01:09:42] Do you ever look at your wife for your kids and think?
[01:09:46] Today's the day today's the day I do it
[01:09:49] Well, if you don't download escape from Tarkov the day and you'll sure fucking want to
[01:09:56] Go want to do it. Okay?
[01:09:59] This game fucking sucks, but it's also a lot of fun
[01:10:04] Yes, does it make you want to kill multiple people?
[01:10:07] people, maybe not in game 100%.
[01:10:11] Yes, does it make you want to drive down the road,
[01:10:13] see a homeless man and spike him with a McChicken?
[01:10:17] 100%, yes that, yep, that's this game.
[01:10:21] Absolutely it is, absolutely it is 100%.
[01:10:28] But it's also some of the highest of highs as well.
[01:10:33] It's also something where you sit in the discord
[01:10:35] and tell your friend about what happened
[01:10:36] your friend doesn't want to hear it but you tell them anyways because you need someone to listen.
[01:10:42] Know what I'm saying?
[01:10:46] Know what I'm saying Willis?
[01:10:48] Pat what do I do? I can't even get it in my inventory.
[01:10:54] Let me sell this as well.
[01:10:59] Can I do it now? Okay wonderful.
[01:11:02] But I have enough room. I do not.
[01:11:06] Pull this out what's in here oh my oh my god let me turn this in bag man
[01:11:21] Turn this in, change the song, all right, I'm deleting this, I don't care, there we go.
[01:11:42] Problem solved.
[01:11:44] And then, oh, wonderful, oh, auto-store it, put that to the top, and that didn't help
[01:11:54] me at all, problem officially solved, feels good.
[01:12:10] This is gonna help us so much.
[01:12:40] Look at how wonderful this is chat.
[01:12:46] I am erect.
[01:12:49] I am erect.
[01:12:52] I am erect.
[01:12:53] And there's city.
[01:12:56] Wonderful.
[01:12:57] Absolutely wonderful.
[01:13:02] Our stash has been saved.
[01:13:03] All of chat said amen.
[01:13:06] Look at that.
[01:13:08] let's go finish this we need double check it we need the water we need I think
[01:13:16] 15 kills oh it's headshots Jesus helicopter log book on factory where's
[01:13:26] this at helicopter log book
[01:13:38] Up the staircase on the crash helicopter.
[01:13:49] Got it in that other area as well.
[01:13:54] Pretty much a location that I am for sure going to get shot in my dick as you do.
[01:14:01] Wonderful. Looking forward to this.
[01:14:04] Looking forward to this.
[01:14:15] Let's get in there.
[01:14:17] Yeah, that's right.
[01:14:24] Anyway, to find dorm 220 besides the train car.
[01:14:28] Can you do a trade for dorms 220 chat?
[01:14:32] Is that possible?
[01:14:33] Isn't there a trade?
[01:14:37] Yeah, there's a trade therapist.
[01:14:45] Think that's how I got mine. I'm not mistaken
[01:15:15] Have you found what you're allergic to?
[01:15:20] I have not, I have not found out what I'm allergic to.
[01:15:26] We know peanuts allergic to morphine as of yesterday.
[01:15:31] I have still not found out one of my allergies yet.
[01:15:35] Vegetables, fuck you.
[01:15:38] Dirty, child's, fresh, boulder, and dynasty, douche and frost, thank you guys.
[01:15:45] Last time he touched the baseball, whenever I retired.
[01:16:12] Gloria is still allergic to mule.
[01:16:14] I'm going to be honest, I probably will be too.
[01:16:19] I don't even want to laugh at him.
[01:16:21] I'm probably going to be in the same position as he is currently.
[01:16:33] Y'all are going to first offer for college softball.
[01:16:36] Hell yeah, that's sick.
[01:16:37] YouTube kick remember we do have drops over on twitch free and paid drops if you guys want to I know most y'all like watching on the other platforms but you can always open the stream mute the tab so you guys get the drops okay definitely worth at least getting the free ones if you guys are planning on watching today.
[01:17:07] We built this city.
[01:17:14] A walking road.
[01:17:21] We built this city.
[01:17:27] A walking road.
[01:17:33] They're not real players.
[01:17:54] That's not a real person.
[01:17:55] I refuse to believe that that is a real human being.
[01:17:59] I died to a bot, a Chinese bot sitting in a corner
[01:18:04] growing fucking weeds down there.
[01:18:07] E-sync downy.
[01:18:09] Okay, never mind those real players.
[01:18:13] Thanks for starting to check out.
[01:18:20] You suck. Only the most intelligent individuals will watch someone get shot in the back in an ambush situation
[01:18:27] at the bottom of a sewer system and think that that is the time to tell me I suck.
[01:18:35] I'm thinking I have found the less fortunate in the chat. I'm thinking I'm starting to see them.
[01:18:46] I have found the idiots. They are walking among us.
[01:18:53] I'm going to go do something else.
[01:18:55] Okay, chairmen's easy.
[01:18:57] Signal jammer easy.
[01:18:59] Sanitar office don't have the key.
[01:19:01] Markers, short line time boys.
[01:19:03] Short line time.
[01:19:05] We grab some markers.
[01:19:07] We need two.
[01:19:09] Go ahead and drop this.
[01:19:11] Replace.
[01:19:13] We need.
[01:19:15] We need.
[01:19:17] We need two.
[01:19:19] We need two.
[01:19:21] We need...actually swap this as well, so TV1 send reg.
[01:19:39] Where is...that...there's that, drop this.
[01:19:46] I need four of these.
[01:19:49] Is it locate?
[01:19:50] Is this the locate one or is this the marked one?
[01:19:57] It's marked.
[01:19:58] That's locate.
[01:20:01] Yes, marked.
[01:20:01] I need three of them.
[01:20:02] And the other one I think it's just,
[01:20:04] we gotta walk into them.
[01:20:09] Pull that off.
[01:20:12] So this on there.
[01:20:17] Wonderful.
[01:20:20] Actually, we have an RK1, put that on there, and then, beautiful.
[01:20:39] some more Vesel in.
[01:20:50] Put that up here. Oh, we got a golden star. Never mind. We have three golden
[01:20:56] stars. Fuck yeah. Wonderful. Let's grab some milk.
[01:21:09] Beautiful and then
[01:21:28] May 5 5 and May 5 5 and may 5 5 and may 5 5
[01:21:35] We have two haunted.
[01:21:42] Wonderful.
[01:21:46] And then we want to probably go with this.
[01:21:51] I would like to have some range, but beggars cannot be of the choosers.
[01:22:04] us
[01:22:06] where is it
[01:22:08] there it is
[01:22:14] beautiful
[01:22:18] we actually might need more food than what I'm bringing
[01:22:26] water I think we're good but I think I might need to bring a pilate
[01:22:30] a patte
[01:22:32] a pilate that's good I don't think we need any more loot space we have three
[01:22:37] markers we have two jammers we got to go visit the whatever the hell's and then
[01:22:43] what are these can't do the generator can't do that okay we're good I have
[01:22:54] I have an idea. I have an idea.
[01:23:09] Could be okay.
[01:23:10] for the jammers for the two towers next to well one of them is a satellite dish where
[01:23:27] the goon spawn and the other one is a tower near the extract on the long road.
[01:23:38] I think I messed up and took the no flea tray. Oh, yeah, you did.
[01:23:44] You need to know what perks to use. If you don't take prodigy, you're an idiot.
[01:23:47] It's a 35% increase on your, or 30% increase on your stats gained.
[01:23:52] So you're just going to level your stats faster, looting to arm strength,
[01:23:57] endurance, stamina. You can't, you can't get better than that. So prodigy is a
[01:24:01] must. And then I would take, if I were you,
[01:24:06] I'd take some type of speed enhancer as well just because, you know, it's a lot easier to
[01:24:13] defend a position than it is to take a position in Tarkov.
[01:24:17] So any way that will get you from point A to point B, a quest location, a loot location
[01:24:22] faster, you want to take that 100%.
[01:24:26] And then that's pretty much all you need.
[01:24:30] At that point about what you want, I've seen a lot of people using Bushborn.
[01:24:35] That's up to the chooser.
[01:24:37] I personally think it's asked, but people are doing well with it.
[01:24:40] So maybe Rumbush, I don't know.
[01:24:43] But yeah, it's pretty much all the ones that are like a necessity.
[01:24:48] And then as your debuffs, you can do the food and water.
[01:24:52] It really isn't that bad.
[01:24:53] I have both.
[01:24:54] It's not that terrible.
[01:24:59] Don't take Dr. Jekyll.
[01:25:01] Do not take Dr. Jekyll.
[01:25:05] If a little peanut looks at you goes, I want to be lucky boss kick that son of a bitch in the head. Don't listen to him
[01:25:27] They'll appreciate you want that I
[01:25:29] I have no idea what my allergy is mook. Thank you for the five gifted bush man. Thank you so much for the gifted blood dirty chills fresh
[01:25:38] Boulder and Dynasty. Thank you again guys
[01:25:42] Don't think of the sub mook baked Dixie and snelf. Thank you for the primes
[01:25:51] We want to be lucky boys, I'm gonna be real though after pulling a couple let exes. I'm starting to feel lucky
[01:25:59] You're able to change those after you reset? Yes. Only when you reset though.
[01:26:09] Exclusive look at GTA 6. Guys, I'm excited for GTA just like the next guy, but I
[01:26:15] can tell you right now, I don't give a fuck. At this point, bro, we've been...
[01:26:24] come on here's a cookie for so long I've just kind of alright I'll see what I see it
[01:26:35] make sure you link your account you claim it on the website saying
[01:26:46] no everybody is getting the exact same things once they get out of the tutorial brother
[01:26:52] It changed how the tutorial works.
[01:26:55] You no longer just keep what you do,
[01:26:57] you get a set of items from the tutorial, period.
[01:27:06] 100 percent free dev.
[01:27:15] All right, this is a bad idea.
[01:27:17] We'll take the nods off and go queue a regular one.
[01:27:22] No the regular drops. Yes the paid drops are crass are across all three modes BVE PVP and seasonal
[01:27:44] And yes that is 100% confirmed I messaged the devs myself last night to make sure
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[01:28:20] we got to we got to become larger to get items haven't you heard we are no
[01:28:28] nobody's man.
[01:28:37] Don't you remember?
[01:28:49] Exactly, we are small, no-named mafaka.
[01:28:52] Let me stop you right on, small officer, I will take you and make sweet, sweet, sweet
[01:29:04] love to you.
[01:29:05] I want you to know that.
[01:29:17] Tim the Dirt Man, thank you for the five gifted.
[01:29:20] Of course, it'll all eat. Thank you.
[01:29:27] Oh, no, please don't.
[01:29:31] Oh, I'd hate that.
[01:29:42] To remember now
[01:29:45] I want you to remember
[01:29:48] Yeah, yeah
[01:29:53] Alrighty, um, let's go mark this shit up here first
[01:29:59] I'm gonna be honest the walking in the middle of the open for the quest to the left isn't really worth not at the start of the raid
[01:30:07] But we're gonna go do all the quests and then come all the way back home and then mark that
[01:30:18] No, I want Hutch's wood.
[01:30:31] That's what I want.
[01:30:32] Hutch's hard wood.
[01:30:34] It'd be a small wooden bat, very small, very petite.
[01:30:38] Like one of those whiffle ball bats back in the day, small handle, very large barrel.
[01:30:46] And it kind of looked like Lucy from Walking Dead, Negan's Bat, had the barbed wire around
[01:30:55] it.
[01:30:56] That's what I would want.
[01:31:06] And it would be a terrible melee.
[01:31:07] I mean, absolutely terrible.
[01:31:10] You would have to hit somebody north of 50 times to kill him with it.
[01:31:16] But it'd be the coolest melee in the game.
[01:31:21] No doubt.
[01:31:52] Have you ever watched any more banana ball?
[01:31:57] Yeah, I've seen some banana ball.
[01:31:58] Are you talking about after Applebee's ad with the dollar-reader?
[01:32:02] Get yours today, happy 2250 birthday to United States of America.
[01:32:08] Applebee's are celebrating the dollar-reader.
[01:32:11] You talking about that one?
[01:32:13] Yeah, I've also thought about having hutch's subs, you know, which is like inside of your
[01:32:28] inventory you could have a hutch sub that's like a 5x5 with like a thousand food durability
[01:32:36] So you could just snack on that John for forever.
[01:32:42] And I hope his food's always a problem.
[01:32:44] He always got to eat bullshit.
[01:32:47] If you had a hutch sub in your inventory, you'd be able to be fine for a little bit.
[01:32:56] When do I sleep?
[01:33:00] Wouldn't you like to know weather, boy?
[01:33:06] Let's actually, we're gonna skip this spot.
[01:33:19] I'll sank.
[01:33:21] I'll sank, boss.
[01:33:23] We're gonna go and get this, uh, oh, who the fuck?
[01:33:33] What just happened to me?
[01:34:06] Wait, what time did peanut end his stream last night chat?
[01:34:22] Is he on for a while?
[01:34:29] 3 a.m. so 4 a.m. my time damn I really got on to out two hours after he got off
[01:34:39] holy shit how many viewers was he up to last night given that there was drops
[01:34:44] was he killing it
[01:34:51] 65 that's so cool man hell yeah good for him
[01:34:59] It's always interesting to me how high these sons of bitches can climb with this stuff.
[01:35:08] fucking nuts
[01:35:38] I
[01:35:52] Just want to hurt somebody up here
[01:36:04] They see P you as well
[01:36:08] How'd they do after I got off last night Chad?
[01:36:22] Were they still doing well?
[01:36:24] Horrible.
[01:36:25] Horrible.
[01:36:27] They got murdered.
[01:36:32] I'm starting to see a common occurrence.
[01:36:37] I'm starting to see a common occurrence.
[01:36:42] Well, I'ma be honest, gimmick caught lightning in a bottle yesterday.
[01:36:48] There was an explosion.
[01:36:50] to be honest gimmick caught lightning in a bottle yesterday there was in no way shape
[01:36:56] or form that gimmick was gonna have a good night's session i mean guys that cat was on
[01:37:04] absolute flow state mode when he was playing with me of course of course you hit the fucking
[01:37:17] And that he broke.
[01:37:18] Of course.
[01:37:22] Oh Lord have mercy.
[01:37:25] I heard him and I didn't trust what I heard.
[01:37:29] You mean lemon?
[01:37:30] What did I say?
[01:37:31] Didn't I say lemon?
[01:37:34] Didn't I say lemon?
[01:37:37] Wait, we traded?
[01:37:44] Bro, we fucking traded.
[01:37:47] Or he instantly bled out once he killed me
[01:38:01] Says I didn't even hit him what bro this game guys this
[01:38:09] Bro this fucking game is chocked
[01:38:12] He gave his job.
[01:38:16] The only other thing I could think of is that maybe it was a duo and his boy dropped him
[01:38:21] his shit.
[01:38:23] Maybe that's what it was.
[01:38:24] But even then I feel like I would still see his stuff.
[01:38:28] I don't know.
[01:38:29] All right, first head of the day, fucking Jebus, it sucks.
[01:38:39] you do as you do. Let me put that on there. Let me put that on there. I'm gonna be honest.
[01:38:47] I don't even know what to say about that one. Maybe I don't peak height there, but like
[01:38:52] that's kind of what I have to do in that situation. I can always swing right. I don't
[01:39:00] I'm on pain, K06.
[01:39:08] All right, we're starting to die a lot.
[01:39:11] We need to lock it in, lock it in, lock it in, lock it in.
[01:39:30] I'm going to grab this and just bring a grizzly into the future.
[01:39:51] I only need three morphings, two, bugs are fine, that should all be good.
[01:40:03] It's kind of, I was in my last kit, we still have a good amount of kits, but I do not want
[01:40:11] to lose any more this morning, it's time to go up, not down, just hope somebody can
[01:40:18] maybe shoot me in the chest instead of the fucking face every single time I get a fight.
[01:40:32] Hmm, hi my name's Coslaw.
[01:40:35] I have to tune in and talk shit.
[01:40:37] But I'm a fucking idiot.
[01:40:48] I
[01:40:52] Got killed after I got you do you want me to give you a kid I feel bad now. I want you to suck on my penis
[01:40:59] bitch
[01:41:01] Thank you
[01:41:03] Don't be suckin much, true, but that shit, like a miniature Pringle can, alright, let
[01:41:19] me tell you something.
[01:41:20] Gifted frog, thank you for the five, provider, monster, thank you guys, man.
[01:41:26] Godfather the Fingers, thank you.
[01:41:31] I volunteer as tribute.
[01:41:37] Saw the gimmick labs killed last night,
[01:41:39] it's a tough hell to take, 14 hours deep.
[01:41:41] It's all good, man.
[01:41:43] It's all good.
[01:41:43] Did they live that rate at least?
[01:41:45] Tell me that.
[01:41:54] They did, nice.
[01:41:56] Nice.
[01:42:01] get the goop on labs to be honest with you bro I don't play labs early into the
[01:42:11] wipe like this it's just filled with it's like a worse version of factory
[01:42:18] because people actually have something to lose like everybody on labs right now
[01:42:24] Now is just the worst types of humans.
[01:42:33] Nobody's running around, everybody is just creeping, sitting in corners, smelling, seeing
[01:42:41] what the nut sack smells like.
[01:42:45] It's bad, it's bad, boss, it's real bad, boss.
[01:42:49] I like playing labs, probably in like a week.
[01:42:52] i'll be playing a lot of lives
[01:43:00] uh... short
[01:43:02] i'll take my breakfast
[01:43:05] i got water
[01:43:06] i'm good
[01:43:09] uh... no
[01:43:12] no ma'am
[01:43:14] thank you baby
[01:43:21] Regular drops, yes rocks, but not the not the paid drops paid drops are across all three
[01:43:29] 5 gifted you get a wallet a cooler and a dog pack case
[01:43:52] Or you can just watch and you get regular drops for the game
[01:44:18] You need to make sure you have your account
[01:44:22] I
[01:44:24] Swear I swapped that you make sure you have your account linked to your battle state one number two
[01:44:29] You need to make sure you claim it on battle states website
[01:44:32] If it's not coming up for you
[01:44:52] Should it be anyone here emphasis on shouldn't be?
[01:45:09] Are we allergic to golden star first golden star of the white?
[01:45:21] Let me see
[01:45:34] I think I saw some over there
[01:45:42] Not allergic to golden star
[01:45:51] I hate this shit.
[01:46:05] It's been years and this is still doesn't work.
[01:46:30] Alright, wonderful.
[01:46:35] Scary, scary.
[01:46:53] Alright, I mean, it's good to know that I'm not allergic to Golden Star.
[01:46:57] Guys, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
[01:47:00] I absolutely have to be allergic to ibuprofen.
[01:47:06] There's, at this point, there's no way that I'm not.
[01:47:19] Unless maybe I got like Uber lucky
[01:47:21] and I'm allergic to like super water, you know?
[01:47:25] Shit like that.
[01:47:30] I
[01:47:59] have used an ETG. I'm not allergic to ETG. I'm not allergic to the Gustin, Morphine,
[01:48:06] regular PKs, um, Golden Star now. I don't know. Nope, not Propatol. Propatol, I'm good
[01:48:20] as well. So the only thing that would still suck is, I'd be proven, because that's literally
[01:48:33] all use SJ6 trim it all all things I use pretty pretty consistently wait what
[01:48:57] this not the second jam spot no it's not it's on top of the fucking resort isn't
[01:49:08] it oh my goodness is it on east or west did I literally leave the building
[01:49:18] goes on top of? Or is it on east? Oh God.
[01:49:27] Yep.
[01:49:29] They don't talk about me being the smartest now. That's for
[01:49:31] sure. They do not talk about me being the smartest of
[01:49:34] individuals. Time to go back. We have to go back anyways.
[01:49:39] Fuck it.
[01:49:48] We'll go and mark this shit, then we'll go get the Fisherman's house and all that other bullshit.
[01:50:00] And if we have time, um, no, then we'll leave, then we'll come back and we'll get the last
[01:50:06] marker at the docks.
[01:50:08] I don't think it's a smart idea going over there and marking it.
[01:50:16] So we'll be pretty late in the raid by then, so maybe we will, I don't know, I'll tell you
[01:50:20] about it here.
[01:50:21] I don't feel like we're going to either die or have to kill a couple of people in order
[01:50:24] to get out of here.
[01:50:26] Let's see what happens.
[01:50:31] Yeah, higher kill a couple people is definitely what's going to end up happening I think we
[01:50:58] we skip east, go all the way around admin, go through admin into west.
[01:51:28] I love you, bitch!
[01:52:25] Get down on it, you wanna get down on it, you really wanna, you gotta feel it, get down
[01:52:40] on it.
[01:52:41] I'm going to show you how to do it.
[01:53:11] I miss the 25 are you okay see thank you for the 25 gifted baby so he's in the chapter
[01:53:34] KC. Thank you, man. I gotta think of the fiber best and luck. I appreciate you, man.
[01:53:59] That has to be a player, right?
[01:54:04] Yeah, it has to be a player.
[01:54:14] Oh
[01:54:29] Just a scab of
[01:54:34] But your scab
[01:54:40] Hmm
[01:54:42] I think maybe not doesn't have two ish bras I don't know I don't know it was
[01:55:03] was moving weird it was moving a lot
[01:55:13] that shoveled a couple of officers relax man I don't know I hate that shit bro
[01:55:18] Oh, that's the only couple to help me.
[01:55:48] I'll check the mobile mount too!
[01:55:52] ATD is that what was 80k?
[01:55:55] I don't remember.
[01:55:56] I think I already have PCB boards so I don't need these.
[01:56:09] I was the damaged one, got it.
[01:56:37] What's that flash drive for?
[01:56:44] Oh
[01:56:54] That in mass
[01:57:09] Why you saying Ricky card
[01:57:11] I'm the guy out who said break a car 10 minutes put them in the fucking corner
[01:57:18] Put them in the corner put them in the corner
[01:57:34] Put them in the cup chair
[01:57:41] I don't know.
[01:57:50] That's where they kill us!
[01:59:20] And they ran over to east I honestly can't believe that they just left this spot
[01:59:30] I hope they would for sure loot it
[01:59:34] Actually insane that they just left this spot what the fuck
[01:59:48] If you don't want to loot Admin, maybe they're just hardcore questing.
[01:59:55] Yeah, I think they might have heard me as well potentially.
[02:00:05] I don't want to get down on it, I really don't want it.
[02:00:31] Why can't I mark this?
[02:00:58] The other one, that one over there to the right?
[02:01:08] Oh, there we go.
[02:01:17] There we go.
[02:01:18] There we go.
[02:01:19] That's a nice, that's a nice.
[02:01:23] i started getting a little scared there
[02:01:30] alright that's done
[02:01:31] now let's go get the houses
[02:01:38] Oh 30 round mag I don't mind if I do
[02:01:50] Not allergic to green tea update not allergic to green tea
[02:02:31] I've got to check the free spot, I've got to check the free spot, it's illegal not to
[02:03:01] check the free spot
[02:03:31] Are you gonna do it to me but you don't wanna dance?
[02:03:39] Yeah, that song's stuck in my head by the way.
[02:03:42] Alright, now we gotta go and discover all these locations in front of us.
[02:04:11] So it's the church, the one to the right, and I think, yeah, I know we're there.
[02:04:18] We good.
[02:04:41] Where's Pina that? If you asking that question at 9am, you must not watch Pina very consistently.
[02:04:58] Goopa is sleeping. He is passed out with a cheeseburger in his right hand and his penis
[02:05:05] in the other.
[02:05:23] I just like how the other day he was like, yeah, I'm having this local spot near me.
[02:05:28] I said, really? What is it? He goes, ah, it's a local spot, you know, I don't really, you know, okay, yeah, yeah, local spot, you know, I got plenty of local spots, 100%, I understand.
[02:05:40] He gets his food, takes one bite and goes, I love Sonic cheeseburgers.
[02:05:50] I thought you said it was a fucking local spot.
[02:05:52] in a local spot.
[02:05:54] Chairman's, fishermen's and the priests.
[02:05:56] Is this not the priests?
[02:06:22] Oh, this is... is this the priests?
[02:06:27] Weird.
[02:06:52] He's always been in that house? Yeah, I just thought the priest's house, you know, maybe
[02:07:01] not, come and sass, from the loot lord instead. The loot lord.
[02:07:12] How much does he read any chats?
[02:07:19] I watch how he doesn't read everything I have to say.
[02:07:28] Shut up!
[02:07:29] I'm trying, man.
[02:07:30] I can't read at all.
[02:07:32] It's hard for me.
[02:07:35] I swear I'm trying.
[02:07:37] No, I ain't the best of readers.
[02:08:07] Uh, no, I'm not a third grade reading level. Jackass, I'm a blue belt. I earned that right
[02:08:18] to say it. And I'm an expert reader. I mean, they have me in reading classes. I was in
[02:08:25] reading class my senior year you know really perfect my craft
[02:08:31] Name five books.
[02:08:48] Name five books.
[02:08:54] Does comic books count?
[02:09:08] Reading the deadies video does it count.
[02:09:12] I'm gonna kill you!
[02:09:14] End game, end game.
[02:09:17] Alright, boom!
[02:09:22] Oh baby level 25 on rock now, what do I get at level 25?
[02:09:33] I've got something pretty pretty important from the flea market.
[02:09:39] What do I have now?
[02:09:42] No, I think.
[02:09:49] Oh my gosh, I did I can I can get five four five rounds I
[02:10:01] Can get a five six a one packets only fifty four a hundred kids scam I
[02:10:08] Can buy SP snorkel I can buy SP five rounds
[02:10:13] And SPP rounds
[02:10:15] And then I think if I'm not wrong, I can sell keys.
[02:10:22] Look at that, which means I can buy keys, which means we're fucking rich.
[02:10:33] One second.
[02:10:34] Let me just.
[02:10:45] No, I can't buy dorms, Marked Room, damn.
[02:10:54] But I can buy all the quest keys, which is sick.
[02:10:59] Another graphics card, beautiful.
[02:11:03] Alrighty.
[02:11:05] Now the question is going to be, where did I have a key that I couldn't get?
[02:11:15] We need Sanitar's Office on Health Resort.
[02:11:19] We need to mark that location.
[02:11:22] Hand over...
[02:11:24] Oh shit! I did wet job!
[02:11:26] I didn't even realize I did wet job!
[02:11:28] That was that flash drive I picked up.
[02:11:34] Oh!
[02:11:36] Fuck yeah!
[02:11:37] Thanks!
[02:11:45] Oh, what are those boxes of ammo oh?
[02:11:53] M80 a1 you sick bastard. I love you bitch have nine and six twos
[02:12:02] EP rounds FMJ black
[02:12:08] All right cool
[02:12:11] I
[02:12:15] All right, so we have reserve stuff. I literally haven't played reserve this whole wipe yet
[02:12:22] Only have two lighthouse quests fuck a lighthouse
[02:12:25] We need to stash contact to 60 47 and gazelle on interchange
[02:12:29] We got to locate all the go-tions on interchange. We have a long line still and we have Oli which we can do
[02:12:36] Interchange might be the move because we can knock all that out in one raid
[02:12:39] And then on factory locate and obtain any information about deputy chiefs past life.
[02:12:49] Hand over item. Isn't this it right here?
[02:12:56] right here. What is this? Yo, big bacon, thank you, bro. That's
[02:13:21] train car yeah this is the letter I thought from train car isn't it oh
[02:13:28] maybe not maybe I'm crazy we can buy that ammo now to stash don't care about
[02:13:35] that quest we have train car
[02:13:41] plant the buys of her center taker poster and the living quarters on scab
[02:13:44] base I guess we don't really have much on customs we did a lot more than I
[02:13:49] thought we were able to. I want to be honest I think I think interchange is the spot to go man
[02:14:01] unless we want to go to woods which I'd rather die. I also need to mark that
[02:14:07] If I camera installation obtain ZB 14, let's do this really quick, ZB, how do you, how do
[02:14:24] How do you type this in, am I stupid?
[02:14:36] ZB-014, so I, it's literally what I did.
[02:14:54] I think we can buy it.
[02:15:23] I think interchanges where we go.
[02:15:28] Alrighty, so we need to bring
[02:15:34] contact to 6B47 olive.
[02:15:37] And then a gazelle.
[02:15:41] Yeah.
[02:15:59] This...
[02:16:01] Oh, wrong one.
[02:16:04] This...
[02:16:08] Olive...
[02:16:11] Yes. And then we need to bring contact to us. Wonderful. All right, we've got to stash
[02:16:27] all this shit. It kind of blows. I don't have any SJ6s, but it would it is. Beggars
[02:16:37] can't be choosers wait does this mean I can go like this and buy these now look oh bro we're on top
[02:16:49] of the world we're on top of the world all right wonderful everything else just kills okay boys
[02:17:07] Oh shit, I don't have the Oli key.
[02:17:18] Here comes.
[02:17:20] Great coms, great coms.
[02:17:22] I'll do it, thank you for the Viper.
[02:17:24] Silent, anonymous, hollow.
[02:17:26] Thank you guys, man.
[02:17:36] Let me see this again. We need Ollie. Was it Ollie Logistics?
[02:17:43] I wonder how many times this
[02:18:01] All the logistics key has shifted hands.
[02:18:14] Well, we're gonna have it for a while
[02:18:16] because we gotta keep it for peanut, lemon, and gimmick,
[02:18:21] and probably officers as well.
[02:18:28] As far as the quest, Donnie.
[02:18:30] So for those who don't know the significance of this quest,
[02:18:34] the armor I currently have in my backpack
[02:18:37] is about 1.3 million,
[02:18:40] because everybody's trying to get it to do this quest with.
[02:18:44] So it's very expensive if we die, I'm gonna be upset.
[02:18:48] I'm not having any problems with the service, yeah?
[02:19:02] I might have streamer servers going right now.
[02:19:18] I'm just going one by one. I'm just doing quests as I go. Let's see a location that
[02:19:31] I can do quests on. I do it. Skins is having it off here. I swear, and listen, I'm not
[02:19:45] somebody who just wants to give people shit for no reason. But at the same time, I swear
[02:19:53] anytime players are getting like a limelight, they instantly start sucking. Like the very
[02:20:02] Every moment, people are like, yeah, Paul Skeen, that's my favorite player.
[02:20:08] Instantly face up now.
[02:20:11] This is a terrible spot.
[02:20:19] I'm very scared, boss.
[02:20:36] Paul Skeens sucks is very different than Paul Skeens has started sucking.
[02:20:44] Very different statements.
[02:20:49] five and seven place seasonal because he's locked in bro he's he's on his uh
[02:21:09] This is Counter-Strike, Garg, man.
[02:21:27] Hi, baby.
[02:21:29] Alrighty, I'll let you.
[02:21:39] Nice and slow boys, nice and slow.
[02:21:44] Got a lot of money on me.
[02:21:48] Drops aren't working today, no they are.
[02:21:51] Find something fucking up.
[02:22:39] Is everyone over sand already?
[02:23:05] I've said it once, I'll say it before man.
[02:23:08] When you capture as many people's attention as that game does, and you can't, and you
[02:23:12] just have fundamental issues, like people's bullets not going where they're shooting them,
[02:23:19] it's very hard to stay, I don't want to say relevant, but to stay on top the way that
[02:23:25] they were.
[02:23:26] You know?
[02:23:27] I gotta go play at these in the trash piles, right?
[02:24:04] I know it's the wrong way we're gonna knock out this this quest as we're moving over there
[02:24:34] I believe Genji's been moving.
[02:24:58] She's been busy moving.
[02:25:28] And it's also hard as well, like, especially in Tarkov, there's no one who wants to run
[02:25:47] four players.
[02:25:48] Like, bro, four man teams are just ass.
[02:25:52] So we typically just run two O's or trios, max, like that's why I jumped off last night
[02:26:00] so the boys could run trios, so it just gets a little rough because we're all kind of like,
[02:26:06] you know, gaming and stuff.
[02:26:09] And it's hard to get everyone in because again, you don't want to be running squads.
[02:26:17] Oh yeah, just with four people it just gets a little much, it's all to me moving parts.
[02:26:29] And as well, like, you could run four and be fine, it's just, in my opinion, it's not
[02:26:37] as fine either.
[02:26:40] I'll go.
[02:27:50] Oh, yeah, now we'll get out of here.
[02:27:55] Hey, guys, get your hands off me!
[02:28:50] It sucks because this is the best spot for me to be in because I can just span his legs
[02:28:58] from here.
[02:28:59] and for some reason he ain't pushing
[02:29:29] Yeah.
[02:29:38] Yeah.
[02:29:42] Yeah, yeah.
[02:29:49] Yeah.
[02:29:51] I
[02:30:51] of
[02:30:58] death
[02:31:01] of
[02:31:05] death
[02:31:11] of
[02:31:16] I'm more running.
[02:31:32] I speak a got to use it for energy so we can repair stomach
[02:32:02] Well, on your PsychoFa...
[02:32:32] Got no food
[02:33:02] What's the chances that's a little wide flanking?
[02:33:16] of
[02:33:33] I'm going to shoot at this.
[02:34:03] We can go mid, go go shun and he'll probably push us to be honest.
[02:34:15] I say we go, we finish everything like quest wise and then we come back.
[02:34:22] I think that's the move the only problem I see is you don't have any more pks and killer
[02:34:42] loves taking my legs from me. Wish I knew where he was. He's tucked, he's tucked up
[02:35:02] there which is even scarier than when he's running at you. I'll be honest, when
[02:35:06] when killer's running at you it's pretty terrifying but when he's hiding from you with ma 5 5
[02:35:16] it's even more scary
[02:35:21] all you got to do is just rotate your hold
[02:35:25] or some push you on the right hand peak and just play corners
[02:35:30] When he's hiding in a room and you just walk up on him, fucking GGs.
[02:36:00] But you're my favorite hillbilly.
[02:36:17] Thanks, boss!
[02:36:20] Thank you so much, boss!
[02:36:27] What?
[02:36:45] Hold on here.
[02:36:52] Yeah, yeah, I had to lay eyes on him to see if he was killer.
[02:37:12] I am just whiffing my half of the Ruskies right now.
[02:37:18] Don't divide my cheeks.
[02:37:19] Don't divide my cheeks.
[02:37:22] That's BK out.
[02:37:43] That blows.
[02:38:09] Hey, you bastard!
[02:38:10] What are you doing bees duke walking off sounds good
[02:38:29] good. Okay, we got enough food. We cannot let killer just go by. We have to go and attempt
[02:38:43] We must...
[02:38:52] We know he's somewhat lit up.
[02:39:01] Chad will kill a hillbacke to fool after a while.
[02:39:10] after a while, like will he heal himself up?
[02:39:22] Yeah, blah.
[02:39:26] Alright, last scene.
[02:39:29] Upper tech.
[02:39:34] How many MA5-5 rounds to the legs you think, Chad, to kill him? 20?
[02:39:40] Oh
[02:39:55] Mag
[02:39:59] Oh, yeah, yeah, he's gonna be sitting in a corner. We're gonna have to play this perfect
[02:40:05] So the worst part about this is is we have two quests on it might be him
[02:40:35] I think that's him.
[02:40:46] I'll have no nades.
[02:41:00] Sam bro
[02:41:20] That's for sure
[02:41:30] It's actually not him.
[02:41:37] Take this guy for a peek, yeah.
[02:41:52] Oh, big money.
[02:42:22] of
[02:42:40] the
[02:43:10] This is him, it is so not good.
[02:43:17] They took out my ass, you bitch!
[02:43:25] I wonder if that's am I here?
[02:43:53] Oh, another scav, as I do not have the ammo, we're doing this.
[02:44:23] It blows.
[02:44:24] Killa, you're supposed to be a giga-chat!
[02:44:26] What are you doing?!
[02:44:28] Rush me, man!
[02:44:31] Killa?
[02:44:33] I'm not a giga-chat!
[02:44:37] I'm not a giga-chat!
[02:44:39] I'm a giga-chat!
[02:44:41] I'm not a giga-chat!
[02:44:43] I'm not a giga-chat!
[02:44:45] I'm not a giga-chat!
[02:44:49] All right, well, if we run out of ammo, we can always swap to a shotgun and just start
[02:45:12] are blasting the fuck out of his legs.
[02:45:18] If we don't jam in the process of trying to blast the fuck out of his legs.
[02:45:25] Ugh.
[02:45:42] I just don't know where he is like where where did he run off to
[02:46:05] anyone have kello hunting experience where would he where would he typically run to
[02:46:31] would he would he go back to where he is he programmed to run back where he
[02:46:36] know it where he knows is safe
[02:46:56] early month scabs
[02:47:01] I
[02:47:31] You guys are thinking downstairs?
[02:47:55] Do you think you went back to a starting position underneath?
[02:48:16] You doubt it?
[02:48:18] I mean, I just, I don't know where he is.
[02:48:25] What's the last spot I got to go to?
[02:48:38] Gotta go to Coston.
[02:48:43] Let's go to Coston, let's go get to this last spot.
[02:48:50] Where's Coston at, chat?
[02:48:53] I thought that was him, but it's a fucking cleaner.
[02:49:06] I'm not gonna go down through escalator.
[02:49:09] Well, this way we'll go to costum.
[02:49:15] Oh my gosh, killer, you pussy!
[02:49:22] So let it be known, let it be known, I bitch to kill her.
[02:49:30] Let it be known, this day, on this day, today of days, that hutch, bitch to kill her.
[02:49:39] Don't something like, I'd be scared of me too, you know?
[02:49:46] Can you blame him?
[02:49:49] Can you blame him?
[02:49:52] I mean I can't blame him.
[02:49:53] I'll be scared of me.
[02:49:55] I'll be terrified of me.
[02:49:58] I don't know.
[02:50:01] A petite.
[02:50:07] Good looking.
[02:50:10] Sexy.
[02:50:13] Did I say petite?
[02:50:20] Zach Tiller?
[02:50:23] Heh, wait.
[02:50:41] The fire's gone.
[02:50:44] How many more is it?
[02:50:49] All right, let's time that, we'll finish our quest real quick.
[02:51:02] We need to go to, y'all said the middle of the map.
[02:51:09] Where's Paustin near idea I thought I already went over there
[02:51:38] Turn right.
[02:52:05] players have
[02:52:23] the fuck out of here
[02:52:26] we're gonna go back this way
[02:52:33] Oh
[02:52:50] Oh one tap double triple check our extract and we're calm
[02:53:03] the mess no wantons no wantons trying to leave no wantons
[02:53:21] yeah player says kill upstairs boys gentlemen let me tell you something there's
[02:53:27] song I like to listen to sometimes and it goes a little bit like this you got to
[02:53:34] know when to hold up, know when to fold up, know when to walk away, and know when to run
[02:53:44] you never bud, bud, gilla, when he's hiding around the corner because he will
[02:53:52] Take his RPK and she shove it up your ass. You gotta know
[02:54:01] Know when the ball is a little bit like that, you know
[02:54:06] Hope you guys enjoyed that a lot of effort into those lyrics
[02:54:22] Encore! Encore!
[02:54:26] What if Killa has been waiting this whole time for this moment right now, and he's about to come out of that, of that interchange with just death in his eyes?
[02:54:42] Since you wanna shoot me in the foot, bitch!
[02:54:45] You think you can shoot me in the foot?!
[02:54:50] How dare you!
[02:54:52] kill them from the bleed maybe that'd be a first for me
[02:55:07] listen we set out to accomplish a goal we accomplished all the goals the only thing we
[02:55:20] forgot until this moment as I'm walking out is all the logistics but I will take
[02:55:26] everything I have earned this raid I will extract quality raid start to finish
[02:55:34] we did our job let's get the hell out of here good raid boys good raid hell yeah
[02:55:43] Hell yeah! Venonize! Venonize!
[02:55:48] I want to show you my panties! Venonize!
[02:55:53] Beautiful.
[02:56:03] We killed 21 staffs! Holy shit!
[02:56:09] This is pre-recorded. Yep
[02:56:15] Movo what up, baby? Thank you for the tenor
[02:56:30] Very nice, I made five five loaded up
[02:56:39] I
[02:56:41] Beautiful
[02:56:44] May 5 5 and may 5 5
[02:56:49] And may 5 it may 5 5 and may 5 5 I
[02:56:54] Wait, I'll take this
[02:56:57] And delete the fucking gun. I don't want to look at it. Alrighty. I'm broken LCD very nice
[02:57:04] Grab another golden star
[02:57:06] Make sure we actually bring food this time bring some water bring some water
[02:57:15] Bring some water and then we have that so we don't need any you don't need these
[02:57:26] We'll bring any tg why not yo, thank you guys so much for the subs voice. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
[02:57:32] Thank you
[02:57:34] Alrighty, that's all good. Let's grab a couple more grenades this time
[02:57:41] Order what would happen if you hit kill it with that green smoke from the black division. What if it would do anything?
[02:57:52] Let's go ahead and turn these
[02:58:04] Oh
[02:58:07] Got to turn eight more of those in that's new
[02:58:12] Stash the Goshen cash register key in
[02:58:17] The bizarro store fitting room stash the idea cash register key on interchange stash the ollie cash register key on interchange
[02:58:31] Boss what is that?
[02:58:34] Locate the closed designs.
[02:58:41] I mean guys, I know these are about to be expensive as shit.
[02:59:03] Idea cash register key maybe not you got one I'm gonna be honest I think the prices on these are about the skyrocket
[02:59:17] Honestly should have bought the other one
[02:59:28] Is that the right one I know what yeah, that was
[02:59:30] All right, what about Ollie?
[02:59:35] I'll buy the Ollie?
[02:59:40] No I can't.
[02:59:41] All right, that's fine.
[02:59:42] Let's bring three markers.
[02:59:43] Let's go mark the trucks.
[02:59:47] What's that shit?
[02:59:52] What's the other markers?
[02:59:54] I don't have them.
[03:00:01] Wow.
[03:00:07] Cool.
[03:00:12] And then, yeah, we need that with Sony PMC's.
[03:00:17] We need the three buses.
[03:00:19] We need the clothes.
[03:00:20] All right.
[03:00:21] Let's rock and roll boys.
[03:00:22] Let's rock and roll.
[03:00:23] I think we're good
[03:00:31] Have we found any allergies yet? No, we have not we have not found any allergies yet, bro
[03:00:39] I don't know what I'm allergic to I don't I
[03:00:44] Have no idea zero clubs. I'm gonna go pee real quick. Give me two seconds
[03:00:53] you
[03:01:23] you
[03:01:53] you
[03:02:23] Yeah bro, we actually are in streamers servers.
[03:02:41] I thought for sure we weren't going to be able to queue it in.
[03:02:45] I thought for absolute sure that we weren't going to get in.
[03:02:50] Look at that.
[03:02:52] Fuck yeah
[03:02:55] Wait is there a van over here, I don't remember I know there's a van all the way down that
[03:03:02] Is there a van to my left?
[03:03:14] You know what we're gonna go on the road first
[03:03:21] We're gonna get the one that's all the way out in the middle.
[03:03:51] I
[03:03:59] Was I
[03:04:01] Okay, I'll do the m6 7s are good and a lot of people like the
[03:04:30] the the the length on the pool is good but the explosion radius is what's a nasty
[03:04:38] event the radius on those motherfuckers are
[03:04:45] I'll take these actually.
[03:04:55] Keep moving.
[03:05:06] Yeah, they're definitely my favorite grenades.
[03:05:13] I don't even like them for, I mean obviously like, they're good to kill, but I like them
[03:05:20] because you can throw them and then push off of the nade.
[03:05:25] These people will hear that nade hit the ground and they'll give up an angle and then you
[03:05:29] can push and then it will explode or you can pull a Tony and just push, kill and
[03:05:35] and then roll back before the grenade actually goes off.
[03:06:05] I don't think we topped off all of our mags.
[03:06:30] we did. I'm at a nath. Your brightness is crazy. Is it?
[03:06:50] Gav did all my brightness stuff. I don't really know how much
[03:06:52] It's crazier it is than everybody else's.
[03:06:55] Is it good?
[03:07:08] Not good.
[03:07:18] Yo, where the hell's that yellow van at?
[03:07:20] I thought it was down here.
[03:07:23] Is it all the way at the end?
[03:07:38] I mean, I can turn it down a hair if you guys would like me to.
[03:07:42] It's too bright. I can drop it down a little bit.
[03:07:45] Your experience is worth more than my experience.
[03:07:49] I
[03:07:53] Little bit, okay, let me let me let me drop it down a little bit for real. I mean one second
[03:08:03] What about now that better boys. Oh, yeah, that is a lot better there you go
[03:08:11] There you go
[03:08:13] Oh, it's in the car park to the left.
[03:08:20] I forgot about that.
[03:08:29] In the container yard, boss.
[03:08:31] Yes, boss.
[03:08:33] I got you, boss.
[03:08:34] I'm going there, boss.
[03:08:38] Okay, has Pestilli been up all day or all night?
[03:08:56] Oh, they're doing the 24 hour thing where they swap on and off with people.
[03:09:21] Who's he doing it with toast again?
[03:09:34] I didn't know people actually watched high.
[03:09:37] What the fuck?
[03:09:40] Oh, but yeah, trust me, I know.
[03:09:44] I know.
[03:09:45] I've seen some unhuman things from both
[03:09:50] pastilly and
[03:09:52] Landmark
[03:09:53] Landmarked at a 48 hour drop stream with 200,000 viewers and pastilly did
[03:10:00] Was it 48 or 72 hours straight? I don't remember
[03:10:07] That was during the biggest drops ever
[03:10:11] Think it was Christmas
[03:10:13] And I want to say it was 2020 or was it 2019 I
[03:10:21] Think both of them had over 200,000 viewers at one point
[03:10:29] Beach
[03:10:32] It was 2020 yeah
[03:10:34] 2020 both of them had over 200,000 viewers both of them pulled over 48 hours straight
[03:10:43] No, no, 30 days is physically impossible, no.
[03:10:56] He did a sub-a-thon where he like swapped off with people, yeah, but not, no, no, it's
[03:11:05] impossible.
[03:11:07] Peak dark-off days.
[03:11:09] I think we're on our way back, man.
[03:11:11] Like I really do, you guys know I've talked more shit about Tarkov than anybody, okay?
[03:11:18] There's a reason I don't have a streamer item.
[03:11:20] There's a reason I've been playing this game for 5000 hours streaming it and I don't have
[03:11:28] shit.
[03:11:29] I've yapped a lot and I don't regret any of that yapping.
[03:11:32] Is the other van over there, John?
[03:11:34] Is it there?
[03:11:35] And then this one down here?
[03:11:36] Am I right?
[03:11:37] Okay.
[03:11:38] You haven't talked shit about the sound yet?
[03:11:46] Well, that's because this, like, guys, for those who are brand new to Tarkov, I cannot
[03:11:54] explain to you, and by brand new I mean in the last year, I cannot explain to you how
[03:12:00] bad it was.
[03:12:02] I mean, anyone who would say or will say that it wasn't are just bullshitting liars who wanted
[03:12:11] you to watch their stream even though the game that they were playing was fucking terrible.
[03:12:16] That's just the reality and I mean that with all due respect.
[03:12:19] But the game was so bad, was terrible, absolutely horrible.
[03:12:30] Now? Oh, bro.
[03:12:32] The game is fucking awesome.
[03:12:34] It feels like what we all fell in love with way back when.
[03:12:39] It's gone so much better, man.
[03:12:41] I don't know if it was the new guy who kind of came into play as like the director of the game.
[03:12:47] I know Nikita's still Top Dog, but there's another guy.
[03:12:50] I don't remember his name.
[03:12:51] It might be Demetri, but a different Demetri than the other one that already worked there.
[03:12:59] But ever since he tipped the reins for the most part, unlike the day-to-day shit, the game has just gotten worlds better.
[03:13:07] Worlds better. It's not even close.
[03:13:22] Domitavich. Yeah, say that three times fast. Holy shit.
[03:13:26] whoever the fuck it is or I mean hell maybe it's Nikita I don't know whoever
[03:13:33] decided to say all right maybe maybe we should change some things and stop
[03:13:37] going down this route W them whoever that may be W them
[03:13:44] It was Nikita's hooker wife?
[03:13:55] W. Herb.
[03:14:14] I think it was partially to do with Nikitas Coke filled idea and partially to do with some dumb ass content creator saying that it was a good idea.
[03:14:31] I think whenever you have as many hours as some of these people have in this game, you lose attachment to reality of what it's like to not have a thousand hours in the game.
[03:14:41] That goes with everything and anything.
[03:15:02] Nice.
[03:15:09] Officer Sanify the streamer at him in the game would be Diabetes Medication.
[03:15:13] He tell him I'm gonna fuck him.
[03:15:16] Alright?
[03:15:17] I'm tired of hearing him.
[03:15:19] I'll make sweet love to him.
[03:15:30] I was on Peanut's live stream and he said that you poop in the street.
[03:15:34] What?
[03:15:35] I do not poop in the street?
[03:15:38] That's defamation!
[03:16:04] Who the hell died just in class?
[03:16:06] I need this.
[03:16:24] I could make a joke, but I'm not going to.
[03:16:27] I'm not going to.
[03:16:30] Peanut gets me in enough shit. I do not want to start any shit by myself.
[03:17:06] do it we have your back I ain't even I haven't even started some shit and you
[03:17:21] don't have my back what we talking about man you'd sell me out for a fruit roll
[03:17:26] up chat let's be honest they wouldn't even have to pressure you you I somebody
[03:17:33] I'm gonna start talkin' shit, you bet, yeah, that's true.
[03:17:38] Yeah, agree.
[03:17:41] I got your back.
[03:17:43] Oh, you got a syphilis.
[03:18:03] Oh, thank you for the fiver.
[03:18:25] No one a peed, do not want a peed.
[03:18:27] I'm alone
[03:18:50] Nice
[03:18:57] We are cruising through these quests, oh we're cruising through these quests.
[03:19:26] All right, let's go get the other book now.
[03:19:49] Enterchanges quiet.
[03:19:50] The servers are currently sourced and people aren't being able to get in.
[03:19:56] Luckily, Peanut's been sucking off Nikita and we got streamer servers.
[03:20:03] He's been letting them climb up in that bussy of his.
[03:20:18] From the Lucky Perk Chat, a Lucky Perk is not a real Perk.
[03:20:27] Lucky is a lie.
[03:20:30] It's full of lies and deceit.
[03:20:33] Lucky means nothing.
[03:20:36] There ain't nothing lucky about the Lucky Perk.
[03:20:39] It is not good.
[03:20:41] It is ass.
[03:20:46] for the gun jams I gunned
[03:21:16] jammed yesterday. I didn't feel lucky when that happened. I didn't feel lucky at all.
[03:21:46] I don't see him.
[03:22:07] Who's yelling at me?
[03:22:14] one tap.
[03:22:26] One tap.
[03:22:36] Ha ha ha, night dad!
[03:22:49] Wonderful.
[03:22:54] Where is it?
[03:22:55] Boom Shackalaka, easy peasy.
[03:22:59] Easy peasy.
[03:23:02] Alright, I think that's it, right?
[03:23:04] We got Ali, we got the books, we got whatever else, wait, but I don't know what it is.
[03:23:13] I'll look for a graphics card real quick and let's get out of here.
[03:23:16] Any graphics cards nothing nothing
[03:23:34] Knocking. Nothing? Nothing? Nothing? Nothing? Nothing? Nothing? Nothing? Oh shit. All right
[03:23:56] Alright, that'll happen. That'll happen.
[03:24:08] Did they nerf tech? Is that what it is?
[03:24:12] Is tech nerfed?
[03:24:20] Hand over book. Hand over.
[03:24:23] That's done.
[03:24:26] interchange PMC kills what is this oh nice
[03:24:39] oh more commas the way
[03:24:56] We're going to loot this area and look for wrenches and such.
[03:25:12] his graphics card real quick yonder.
[03:25:35] Best spot for graphics cards is ground zero.
[03:25:39] Is that a real statement?
[03:25:43] Is that actually true chat Brown zeros known as the good spot now
[03:25:56] No way
[03:25:58] Interchange computers, that's what I thought, or labs, computers.
[03:26:15] I'll have a bitch.
[03:26:40] Shit!
[03:26:41] They ain't never loyal.
[03:26:43] The hoes ain't never loyal.
[03:26:46] Ain't that the truth?
[03:26:48] Can I get an amen?
[03:26:50] Can I get an amen?
[03:26:52] Thank you.
[03:26:54] Finally a quest item.
[03:26:56] See, if Lucky was real,
[03:26:58] I would have just gotten, like,
[03:27:00] not a quest item.
[03:27:02] See, if Lucky was real,
[03:27:04] I would have just gotten, like,
[03:27:06] not a quest item.
[03:27:08] he was real I would have just gotten like nine quest items don't count for
[03:27:13] nothing oh wait don't I need this for a quest later on I'm just gonna take it
[03:27:21] okay I'm just gonna take it okay we go to Customs and knock this out quick in
[03:27:28] that mechanic area
[03:27:38] I should have PK'd before this trip.
[03:28:08] I'm stuck all day going so far.
[03:28:19] That is not a question you ask me as I'm walking to the most camped extract in the game, besides
[03:28:27] maybe reserve one moment.
[03:28:30] It's going great!
[03:28:33] Great day!
[03:28:34] Great day!
[03:28:36] It's one of those moments where right whenever I say great,
[03:28:39] pew, it's going good, bro.
[03:28:45] Get me killing you with the cherry on top of last night.
[03:28:48] Yeah, especially after just getting
[03:28:50] dogged out all day long.
[03:28:53] It really was.
[03:28:55] It really was the icing on top of the shit cake.
[03:28:58] He saved the kit for me. He can keep it, bro. He needs it more than me. It don't matter.
[03:29:15] That was just one of those moments where my day was so bad and it was starting to go so
[03:29:20] good, you know. And then that to happen was just like, oh, yes,
[03:29:27] kicked me in my sack. Thank you. Wow, we finished Grenade or W
[03:29:33] huge.
[03:29:35] Eliminated PMC is the AK 12. The suppressor and a ps3 20 scope,
[03:29:41] I'd rather die in real life. What's the next one?
[03:29:45] Tarkon director's office on custom stash the package in the
[03:29:48] break room on the second floor near gate 3 on factory 118 scabs
[03:29:55] hyperscaps
[03:30:00] okay
[03:30:04] um oh we're kind of schmoving what's this a gearbox what I what I do to deserve
[03:30:12] that boss
[03:30:18] Thank you. Oh my god
[03:30:26] I'm not gonna lie that the whole box was terrible. I thanks. I think
[03:30:38] I'll take it finish this as well
[03:30:48] Okay, the extraction's on factory, up 10 concorion streets.
[03:30:55] Luckily, I already have that key, which is nice.
[03:30:59] Um, okay, we gotta figure out where we wanna go now.
[03:31:04] Where?
[03:31:05] Oh, we haven't even turned...dude, we just finished so many quests.
[03:31:10] Holy shit.
[03:31:12] Thanks.
[03:31:14] and
[03:31:20] No, I don't I'll turn these in but not the other ones bang bang
[03:31:27] Wow
[03:31:37] Okay, that's good
[03:31:39] So, we have two more PMC's for long line, which is what it is.
[03:31:48] Where do we need to go now is the question hand over package on woods, locate Sturman.
[03:31:55] We have so many streets, quests, okay, Santa Tars office.
[03:32:00] We still have the marker on shoreline.
[03:32:03] We have eliminate scabs, nighttime raid 12, eliminate any target smugglers, 10, 10,
[03:32:09] and locate the generator, don't have that key.
[03:32:13] We might be able to buy it though.
[03:32:16] Okay, that's that.
[03:32:18] We got reserve, we have a lighthouse, interchange,
[03:32:22] that's just a passive one.
[03:32:24] Still have ground zero, we got a couple factories.
[03:32:29] We can go to customs.
[03:32:33] We can go and plant that shit
[03:32:36] And then also do the other customs where we have to grab that thing.
[03:32:42] What do you guys think?
[03:32:45] It might be a shoreline we could do.
[03:33:01] We can finish this.
[03:33:07] But we don't have fuels, so it doesn't matter. We can do this on shoreline.
[03:33:13] Antar's office, we don't have. We can go to streets and just knock out a bunch of these.
[03:33:21] Green flare.
[03:33:24] We don't have that.
[03:33:26] Obtaining containing resident details. I don't have that key.
[03:33:31] Locate the surveillance spot on streets. That's a free one.
[03:33:35] Polinary also a free one.
[03:33:38] Real estate fund on streets.
[03:33:41] Is this free?
[03:33:43] We can grab officer we can grab officer.
[03:34:03] Hello officer.
[03:34:04] I'm calling.
[03:34:05] Hello, officer. I am Colin tell him I'm Colin tell him I'm Colin I am Colin. Oh, hello.
[03:34:29] Good morning!
[03:34:31] Hey, so you got those priority servers while everyone else was not able to play?
[03:34:37] Dude, I saw some of the chat said that I locked it. I just spammed Q'd as much as possible.
[03:34:44] What up? What up?
[03:34:46] Not a whole lot. Not a whole lot.
[03:34:49] I have just slammed through all the interchange quests.
[03:34:54] Good work.
[03:34:55] Yeah.
[03:34:56] locked a bunch of shit so now I can pretty much go anywhere. We're at a point where I
[03:35:01] can, I can join you anywhere and have shit to do so.
[03:35:04] Would you want to do a street run?
[03:35:07] Oh, I'm down. I have some streets tasks.
[03:35:11] I have like 20.
[03:35:13] I'm gonna try and like five, but any XP right now is good. So, absolutely. So, I have,
[03:35:21] I gotta like get out of the mindset of Kappa. That's my issue. I'm like trying
[03:35:25] to focus on Kappa Quest, but really for seasonal, that's not like a big achievement.
[03:35:30] It's not like a, a goal that you need to have.
[03:35:34] Oh, you literally bro, the best thing you can do right now from what I understand
[03:35:39] and what I've been doing is just spam any quests on the map that you can do.
[03:35:45] If it's locked behind a key, fuck it. Continue.
[03:35:49] Yeah, I am.
[03:35:50] That's what I'm doing.
[03:35:51] I'm just slamming west as fast as possible.
[03:36:00] So I already have a negotiation key.
[03:36:03] Somebody said to ask how labs went last night.
[03:36:06] Oh, it was a beautiful time, man.
[03:36:07] We swing a guy.
[03:36:09] I put about 20 into his bag.
[03:36:11] Peanut shoots one bullet.
[03:36:12] I say, I killed him.
[03:36:13] Peanut then yells, liar, as he looks at the dog tag.
[03:36:16] But before that, these guys are not
[03:36:21] hitting you, officer. They are laying down, slithering around the top of laughs as I'm
[03:36:28] going to go out and fighting these players and where they're at. Then we identify that
[03:36:33] there's a player in dark offices. So I say guys, the player in dark offices, we all
[03:36:36] shoot, we kill him. Okay. As they are sitting there, just hanging out. I understand that
[03:36:44] we have 14 minutes left in this raid and we need to start moving if we want to
[03:36:48] loot labs literally at all. So I tell the boys, hey guys, we got to move, blah, blah, blah.
[03:36:56] I run over to green stairs. I say, and I quote, guys, I am at green stairs.
[03:37:04] I've been here. Is everyone wearing a back it? Oh, back it up as everyone wearing a backpack.
[03:37:11] I said I am yes, but I just took it off and as I set off a bullet graced the side of my skull from gimmick
[03:37:20] And he killed me
[03:37:22] Sick. Yep
[03:37:24] Yeah
[03:37:27] Super sick. Yeah
[03:37:29] Yeah, yeah
[03:37:31] So I was murdered in gold blood
[03:37:35] But from what I understand they got out they got the money and that's all that matters
[03:37:41] Yep, yep bucket
[03:37:43] But obviously after 14 hours in the day that I had and that was the icing on the cake for me
[03:37:50] Yep, and I'm just getting raw dog the entire day
[03:37:57] Give me one second. I'm just gonna see I did hit 25 so I can actually buy us quest keys now
[03:38:03] Fuck yeah, so
[03:38:05] You don't need any quest keys for delicious delicious sausage, right?
[03:38:11] Uh, no, okay. What about you don't know any of this banana foster banana foster banana foster banana foster
[03:38:22] That's gonna take me just one second
[03:38:27] We need a relaxation key we can find that's a lay lover
[03:38:41] LA lover is the love that there goes 200,000 beautiful you love that yeah always good
[03:39:11] I just buy the wrong key.
[03:39:21] Oh my God, I just bought the wrong key I think.
[03:39:28] Yeah, for Mosque 48, I need the, oh it's a free key and I just bought one.
[03:39:36] What is this key for?
[03:39:37] Is this worth holding on to?
[03:39:40] Okay, suppose there's not a big deal Oh, I thought a marked key in the same spot peanut
[03:39:51] did actually check 13, maybe, holy shit.
[03:39:57] We are definitely hitting that up as well.
[03:40:00] No doubt.
[03:40:02] That's all.
[03:40:03] You know found his dorms marked key. So that must just be a good one
[03:40:14] Yeah, that's actually nasty
[03:40:18] There's a really scuffed woods run I went to grab that
[03:40:22] That the thing out of the back of the truck the thing you were doing yesterday
[03:40:26] Yeah, I went to get the one that was in the middle of the map on the back of the truck
[03:40:31] and I get up onto the truck I vault up onto it to grab it as soon as I go to
[03:40:35] grab it disconnected from the server oh I got back in and it bounced me back
[03:40:41] inside the big gray warehouse but I had a scab right there repeatedly shooting
[03:40:46] me so I take him out but it'll be a good run oh you survived that I did yeah
[03:40:53] Oh my gosh.
[03:41:06] I'm almost done. I'm literally looking up each of these quests to see what I need.
[03:41:11] Pinewood Hotel.
[03:41:13] I have so many that it's like, it's kind of insane.
[03:41:20] Honey pine wood hotel. Oh, what a joy
[03:41:24] This one is 200,000
[03:41:28] It's been around four hundred and eight keys so far
[03:41:32] You know, you got to spend money to make money there it is all worth it whenever we finish these quests
[03:41:39] Yep. Yep
[03:41:41] Honestly streets is a kind of a goaded move because that has like well traditionally those quests are a lot higher XP than other maps
[03:41:49] Yeah, but people don't do them because you don't need them for Kappa
[03:41:55] Very true. What are 114 is going for anything nothing
[03:42:02] All right, so that was that one
[03:42:09] Your car needs service I'll think that one I'll think that one you need anything, right?
[03:42:15] What's the what's the details of the quest obtain the digital storage device from the
[03:42:23] car dealership office.
[03:42:26] That's the combined key one I think it's one of the combined keys population census.
[03:42:34] That one you don't need a key okay ceasefire that's green flare locate the place of
[03:42:41] the work, proper spread on streets. I don't need a key for that either. And then financial
[03:42:46] records, audit. All right. Hey, I got a thousand quests here, and I just bought all the keys
[03:42:54] for them all. And I don't even remember any of them. So let's do this.
[03:43:00] Oh, yeah. Doesn't it? Oh, no, you need two keys. Never mind. I was going to say
[03:43:04] it gives you Lexos, I think, with the quest. And then the other one gets off of Caban.
[03:43:10] Yeah, yeah, remember what quests I have?
[03:43:16] I know ballet is one I definitely think I can do.
[03:43:24] And that's literally the only one I remember.
[03:43:29] You're crazy using PK06 site.
[03:43:31] I don't know how you do it.
[03:43:35] Yeah, I don't either.
[03:43:36] I usually would never use this site,
[03:43:38] But it's that or the hollow and I can't even use the hollow because I bought too many of them today, so I've just been using PKO6.
[03:43:47] Fair enough.
[03:43:59] I know it used to be good. Then they nerfed it.
[03:44:08] How do I level so fast?
[03:44:12] First day, I played for 14 hours.
[03:44:14] Second day, I played for nine hours on stream and an additional three hours off stream yesterday.
[03:44:18] I played for another 14 hours and then I started stream today at 6am and play all day.
[03:44:27] Oh, I appreciate you, Gert.
[03:44:32] Thank you for the love, man.
[03:44:38] Oh, yeah. So the boys found out that gimmick is allergic to peas.
[03:44:49] Peas and water, huh?
[03:44:51] No, lemon's allergic to water.
[03:44:53] Oh, yeah, gimmick is, okay.
[03:44:55] Gimmick is allergic to peas, and peanut is allergic to morphine.
[03:44:59] Yeah, I heard that one.
[03:45:01] I still have no idea how to tolerate morphine, honestly.
[03:45:04] I don't really use that other than early game.
[03:45:06] Yeah, I'll be there.
[03:45:09] So I have the first week.
[03:45:11] I don't think I touch morphine.
[03:45:12] You just see it's sold.
[03:45:13] I still haven't found any of mine and I've tried a lot of shit.
[03:45:16] So I think mine are weird things.
[03:45:18] Yeah, I didn't have ETG.
[03:45:20] I didn't have Zagustin.
[03:45:21] I've been checking and like seeing everything.
[03:45:24] Nothing.
[03:45:26] Yeah.
[03:45:28] Yeah, lemon is allergic to water.
[03:45:32] Oh, so once we're rich, we just go through literally everything and just
[03:45:36] Yeah, exactly.
[03:45:38] Pop everything and just test it out.
[03:45:41] We can go, let's go across the street right?
[03:45:44] And I'll get that, uh, that red, you know, that camera.
[03:45:49] Everybody in the tough chairs.
[03:45:51] And then we hit the mark room key.
[03:45:56] I don't think ballet's gonna be about the time we get there.
[03:45:59] down the street. Alright, we go around. You're going to have to take point on this. I have
[03:46:15] I have no idea where any of this shit is.
[03:46:22] I can go up here.
[03:46:25] I'll do these windows.
[03:46:40] Keep an eye out there.
[03:46:42] Yeah, I'll look this shit up.
[03:46:44] Oh no, we have checked 13 marked room. It's the other one.
[03:46:48] Oh.
[03:46:49] It's the one in the shitty spot.
[03:46:51] Oh, in the most traffic area on the map.
[03:46:55] Yep, yep.
[03:46:57] Oh, that's painful.
[03:47:00] I love forgetting things.
[03:47:03] There's definitely someone down at the end of the street.
[03:47:06] Yeah.
[03:47:12] I think this is the building I need to go into, right?
[03:47:38] The hell was that?
[03:47:57] People trying to jump scare me again.
[03:47:59] It never works, but they'll keep spending money on it, they'll keep doing it.
[03:48:04] the fuck out of me holy shit blows by your drums out every time I don't think
[03:48:13] it's this one I think it's the next next room
[03:48:18] I
[03:48:33] What's not in this one either you gotta go out in the street
[03:48:39] Or I got one in here, too, I think
[03:48:43] I think. Yeah. Yeah. Is this a locked room? No, I don't think so. Yeah, that's right there.
[03:48:57] What? Okay. Oh, because we're okay. Never mind. Wait, is only one person allowed to
[03:49:04] get it? Well, it like didn't give me credit for picking it up, but it gave it to me.
[03:49:09] I think we're good
[03:49:14] All right, I'm gonna try to grab this shit green battery that's going in my ass
[03:49:20] Nice
[03:49:21] Yeah, I'll talk about the battery
[03:49:26] The visual is knowing in my ass, huh? Yeah, there it is
[03:49:31] Be worried about the bag of this truck if he's not down the street some people like to hop in
[03:49:35] I'm going to go back and this will bite.
[03:49:37] Okay, I'm going to jump off PK before I go over there.
[03:49:42] Yeah, I'm with him.
[03:49:49] Alright, so it's just out, yep, yep, yep.
[03:49:52] Right there.
[03:49:59] It's not that way.
[03:50:01] It's upstairs.
[03:50:03] I
[03:50:09] Am I thinking about a different quest? What quest are you trying to do?
[03:50:16] CPSU whatever the fuck oh
[03:50:20] Yeah, that's on the outside of map. That's for check 13. Sorry to the CPA
[03:50:26] CPSU
[03:50:28] you over there. All right. Well, I gotta go over here and I go into this store. You want
[03:50:40] to check for, uh, jam your gun a hundred times? Check for jam your gun? Oh, sure. I've
[03:50:51] I have to kill him as well.
[03:50:58] You know if you find a salty dog?
[03:51:01] Yeezer.
[03:51:05] I had one, but I ate it. I was hungry, boss.
[03:51:08] Hungry.
[03:51:09] I was real hungry.
[03:51:12] Typical. Typical hodge behavior.
[03:51:14] What?
[03:51:15] What?
[03:51:16] What?
[03:51:19] Somebody said you wrote tongue.
[03:51:21] It's kind of a nice way to put it right like you're gonna get called bad. I think that's probably the best way to be called bad
[03:51:40] Maybe next time
[03:51:47] Road turned in the road bus
[03:51:51] Oh.
[03:51:57] Alrighty. This is all done.
[03:52:01] Let's go.
[03:52:07] I didn't bring green flare. You didn't either, did you?
[03:52:10] Nope.
[03:52:11] You sure did.
[03:52:12] I can't do that.
[03:52:14] If you want we can go look for ballet key as well this runs up to you though
[03:52:36] See this is the part where it's like I don't play this map
[03:52:39] So I don't know a bunch and I get so many quests where it's just like all right. I have so many
[03:52:45] I don't know what to do
[03:52:47] Damn, we can go to uh, it's actually gonna Cardinal
[03:52:53] I need to be on the red meat anyway
[03:53:01] Oh we uh, we bought black division yesterday
[03:53:05] Yeah, did you win?
[03:53:07] We did. We did.
[03:53:09] Um, very juice.
[03:53:11] M995...
[03:53:13] Um...
[03:53:17] M995...
[03:53:19] Multiple pairs of nods.
[03:53:21] Very good stuff.
[03:53:23] Oh, there's a guy.
[03:53:25] He might have got him.
[03:53:27] Where?
[03:53:28] He's in the garage, second floor.
[03:53:30] I think I got him.
[03:53:31] Directly in front of us?
[03:53:32] Yeah, he'd go in there, up the stairs.
[03:53:34] the stairs
[03:53:38] I think he's dead
[03:53:46] I'm sitting on the floor back there
[03:53:47] yeah you gotta go in through the
[03:53:49] toy store
[03:53:58] I'll risk it because I believe I killed him
[03:54:02] Yep, he did.
[03:54:04] Nice, bro.
[03:54:06] Look at this freak.
[03:54:08] Holy juice.
[03:54:10] Is he juiced?
[03:54:10] Oh, baby.
[03:54:11] Make sure you take that scope off that sniper.
[03:54:16] It's going in my booty holster.
[03:54:18] What a freak.
[03:54:20] What are you doing up here?
[03:54:21] What level was he?
[03:54:22] 12.
[03:54:24] What's he doing up here?
[03:54:26] Couldn't tell you.
[03:54:28] What a freak.
[03:54:32] Oh, he's got a green flare on him.
[03:54:36] Hey, let me get that shit.
[03:54:37] And I'm gonna spit it out.
[03:54:40] Oh, shit.
[03:54:41] Thank you.
[03:54:42] Very nice.
[03:54:43] You know what?
[03:54:44] I don't have a big enough bag, you can have that roost if you want.
[03:54:55] I will take your cock.
[03:54:57] Thank you.
[03:54:58] I think it's a good one.
[03:55:03] A kiss cock that you fondled.
[03:55:08] And now it is my cock.
[03:55:09] Of course, of course.
[03:55:10] As you do.
[03:55:14] It's just the truth, chat.
[03:55:16] Just the truth.
[03:55:18] Yeah.
[03:55:22] You know, it's so funny to be
[03:55:25] how things change in like
[03:55:27] So hello, now everyone wants to watch people playing groups.
[03:55:30] Yep.
[03:55:31] Yep.
[03:55:32] I feel like that's just how games are changing in general.
[03:55:35] All the friend slop games people are playing now.
[03:55:41] Yep.
[03:55:42] I remember a time where you and playing a group on Tarkov and they'd be like,
[03:55:45] really, you're not playing solo, bro?
[03:55:48] Are you serious?
[03:55:49] I'm a sock ass.
[03:55:51] You are terrible.
[03:55:54] All right, I gotta stop off and uh, uh, satellite in here.
[03:56:03] I have this quest as well.
[03:56:06] Hopefully it's not in the locker room.
[03:56:08] I have the key.
[03:56:10] Beautiful.
[03:56:11] But this one or the next one?
[03:56:14] Next one.
[03:56:15] Check behind the bar.
[03:56:16] Not behind the bar.
[03:56:17] Check behind the bar, not behind the bar, not here, oh, I hear footsteps, somebody just
[03:56:30] jumped out on the street I think, alright, I think it's in the locker room, what is
[03:56:44] That's about right here.
[03:57:11] What the hell, where is this thing?
[03:57:13] Maybe it is on second floor.
[03:57:15] On the bar, right?
[03:57:19] It could be second floor in the kitchen.
[03:57:32] Oops.
[03:57:34] It's not gonna pop up.
[03:57:37] But it was also kitchen if it was second floor.
[03:57:39] Am I stupid?
[03:57:40] Yes.
[03:57:41] Wow. Oh, I got it. See, I was right. I'm a genius.
[03:57:46] Where was it? Right over here on my second floor.
[03:57:49] Yep, right here.
[03:57:51] Boooook.
[03:57:55] Somebody get flared.
[03:57:59] Get him, get him, get him, get him.
[03:58:01] He's gone.
[03:58:05] Oh.
[03:58:07] Oh, shit.
[03:58:09] me down
[03:58:19] All right, we have this
[03:58:23] Silent Bay building elevator we do have those finding the game green
[03:58:28] Yeah, I'll go with you
[03:58:35] I figure we're here
[03:58:39] The boss requests out.
[03:58:49] I'm out of fucking stand.
[03:58:51] I'll wait for you.
[03:59:00] Right.
[03:59:02] The way to start the day right there boss.
[03:59:04] He's here.
[03:59:09] Oh yeah, three down, very nice, why am I trolling, why are you saying hunt your trolling?
[03:59:28] What is this guy saying?
[03:59:40] Goose McSilly.
[03:59:45] Yo, want to hear the comment of the day?
[03:59:49] What's that?
[03:59:50] LMAO.
[03:59:51] All you guys are losers for watching this guy.
[03:59:54] LMAO only as not has as only as viewers because of peanut LMAO fucking ass off.
[04:00:02] What a loser.
[04:00:06] That guy's going places that guy.
[04:00:09] You think he's a doctor?
[04:00:10] He's not already a doctor.
[04:00:11] I think he's on his way.
[04:00:13] I mean, doctor dentist philosopher.
[04:00:19] Multi achievement having.
[04:00:23] I mean, those are the people who will find the cures to multiple things, you know?
[04:00:31] Yup.
[04:00:32] That might be one of the smartest human beings to ever live.
[04:00:37] Real and true.
[04:00:39] Yup. That's a damn genius.
[04:00:45] Someone said Dr. Dumbass, am I right boys?
[04:00:48] Oh my god, this gracious.
[04:00:54] I always wonder like, when I read comments like that, I wonder where, like, what do
[04:01:02] you think he's doing right now, you know?
[04:01:04] Like, obviously he's watching streams.
[04:01:06] Yes.
[04:01:07] Mom!
[04:01:08] Get the chicken nuggets, mom!
[04:01:10] You fucking bitch!
[04:01:11] What are you doing?
[04:01:12] I'm hungry!
[04:01:13] Okay!
[04:01:14] Fire the meatloaf!
[04:01:23] There's that one.
[04:01:32] Oh wonderful.
[04:01:33] Do one quest to get three more.
[04:01:37] Yep, yep.
[04:01:44] I mean, huh, what the fuck?
[04:01:48] I think it's a bug.
[04:01:50] Say, and I, oh wait, no, never mind, I'm an idiot.
[04:01:53] It's a ragman task.
[04:01:55] Forgot we did that.
[04:01:57] We got that.
[04:01:58] Look.
[04:02:00] Audit.
[04:02:03] All right, let me grab.
[04:02:07] I'm telling you, some people cannot stand to see other people succeed.
[04:02:35] Well, it's not even that I think to be honest. I I legitimately think it's people
[04:02:41] Who in their minds? They should be the best friends with someone who they watch and then they
[04:02:49] Parasol go into chats and they're like
[04:02:54] How does this guy how is he friends with the guy who I want to be friends with I'm gonna I'm gonna
[04:03:00] Fucking yell about it
[04:03:02] Because it was it was the exact same way whenever I'd play with someone on Tarkov whenever he was doing well
[04:03:07] It's not just bungulators. It's just it is that way period
[04:03:11] I mean hell even whenever me and shroud were playing it was that way for fucking shroud
[04:03:18] Trousers the most low-key like I'm just gonna sit here and talk shit about the game and chill out guy
[04:03:23] I've ever met in my entire life
[04:03:25] You know, it's just bro. I don't know what I I will never understand it
[04:03:30] We'll never understand it
[04:03:34] Where is the real estate building
[04:03:38] The real estate building is just at the bottom of the the skybridge
[04:03:46] Skybridge yeah, oh so we passed you
[04:03:52] Yes, yes we did
[04:03:54] Oh
[04:03:57] No, Chatsang is by feeder the car extract the one where we go in and loot sometimes. Oh
[04:04:05] Yeah, that is that
[04:04:18] It's like you want me to look down
[04:04:24] I don't know what the fuck is going on, bro.
[04:04:29] All right, I got another hundred quests to do, let's do this.
[04:04:37] Let's do it.
[04:04:44] At least that didn't happen to you, I just remembered.
[04:04:51] you got people that are dickheads in chat. I got swatted playing with peanut.
[04:05:02] Grass is always greener.
[04:05:03] Yeah.
[04:05:04] Yeah. I told you, you know, everything could be worse.
[04:05:08] You could be me.
[04:05:10] Whenever you've got something to complain about, you just let me know.
[04:05:13] I've had it happen. I've gotten it a couple of times myself.
[04:05:16] I had it happen. I had a guy.
[04:05:19] Uh, it was during the GTA days, GTA is like known for that shit happening, like Uber toxic,
[04:05:27] you know, death threats every day.
[04:05:30] And I'm going to say this beforehand because people, you know how people are, I got broke.
[04:05:37] I like XQC.
[04:05:38] I don't hate them.
[04:05:39] I watch them a little bit, you know, he's a crackhead, but he's, he's honestly a cool
[04:05:42] guy and he does a lot of good for the industry.
[04:05:45] But when you go against him, the level of retarded, some of the things he says is it
[04:05:50] just, his community attaches to it and goes berserk, just like all of us.
[04:05:55] But at this time, it was during COVID, he had 100,000 fucking viewers, right?
[04:05:59] So it's a little different.
[04:06:01] Well, I was like his adversary and the server, everything he would do, I'd do against
[04:06:06] him.
[04:06:07] We just, you know, we were butt heads there for a couple of weeks.
[04:06:10] And I got swatted like three times during that, because I would like shoot him or
[04:06:15] something or something bad would happen and his people would lose their minds and then
[04:06:22] a couple days later cops were at my tour. It would happen pretty consistently, pretty consistently.
[04:06:31] Super sick. Yeah, I think that's what I noticed even just scratching the surface of GTARPs,
[04:06:39] like there's a lot of good. A lot of good. Say that first, but there is so much really
[04:06:44] bad that it did some of it turned me off.
[04:06:49] Yeah, bro, I mean, I don't blame me, man, especially your experience.
[04:06:52] I get it. But.
[04:06:55] With the boys, that shit was great.
[04:06:58] Well, dude, we had so much fun.
[04:06:59] We had so much fun going to the casino.
[04:07:02] I was a blast.
[04:07:05] Oh, rattlesnake and bullfrog.
[04:07:09] Yeah, I don't fucking know what Braggus is, what?
[04:07:14] Yeah, it was a lot of fun, that's why I realized like your core community great guys.
[04:07:24] I appreciate that, I never had negative stuff coming from your community.
[04:07:31] I got some pretty cool cats, got a couple retarded folks, but I got some pretty cool cats.
[04:07:38] Yeah, I got kind of lucky though when I got a local cop and a young guy and he could see my setup from the door
[04:08:02] So as soon as I answered he's like I know what happened. He's like are you streaming? Like yeah, he's like you got swatted
[04:08:10] Yeah, I wouldn't have any but I still had to wake up my my baby mom at like two in the morning
[04:08:16] Dude explain why there's a cop there. He had you know make sure she was okay
[04:08:21] Yeah, mine was I was holding a knife to my wife's neck. That's what they told him
[04:08:26] They came and knocked on the door and what they really knocked it was like a baby
[04:08:31] Hey man, open it up!
[04:08:33] That was a god, shit.
[04:08:38] Is this one of the past I have here?
[04:08:41] I remember.
[04:08:45] One of the places you have to go for delicious sausage is here, if you haven't done it.
[04:08:49] I do need to do that. Where's that open to the left, right?
[04:08:54] Right over here.
[04:08:56] This one I do know this is not banana pasta.
[04:09:03] I swear, I know this one.
[04:09:06] And we gotta go underneath for security as well.
[04:09:09] Beautiful.
[04:09:10] And there's sausages.
[04:09:13] No sausages.
[04:09:15] No sausages.
[04:09:17] No sausage.
[04:09:18] Give me the sausage.
[04:09:22] Where's the sausage?
[04:09:26] Let's go out this way and then we'll just go underneath. Oh, can we knock about this one?
[04:09:43] Don't you do it? I know you want to hit me with a fat joke, fuck you.
[04:09:46] I could go out that way. That's the edge of the mountain. Probably would have instantly
[04:09:55] died to a claymore if I got out. I could go back. Mmhmm. Yep.
[04:09:59] Well, you ain't just sleeping, my dutch. Yeah, bitch pussies, what they all say.
[04:10:12] What the hell is the garage so there is?
[04:10:24] There is no way I didn't bring the key.
[04:10:30] Son of a bitch, bro.
[04:10:35] Well, there goes that.
[04:10:36] Wee, food next time.
[04:10:38] I could have sworn I'd brought the key.
[04:10:45] No, we have not killed any one on the ladies today.
[04:10:52] No, we have not.
[04:10:54] Oh, yeah, there's somebody over there.
[04:11:01] He just tanked out nine shots.
[04:11:08] Terrific.
[04:11:10] Good work.
[04:11:13] Thank you.
[04:11:15] Alright, um, we can go do, we go to the, go get some PvP and go to Iron Gate, have an Iron Gate quest.
[04:11:26] Yeah, I have that too.
[04:11:28] Alrighty, I have the key on let me double triple check. Yeah, I have iron gate so we can go do that
[04:11:34] We can also check ballet after we survive. Yeah, let's do that. Yep
[04:11:42] If we survive
[04:11:50] We got a GL. Hey check the rounds
[04:11:58] Okay, search these for industrial items.
[04:12:24] Like uh, fringes like that. I'll take a green battery. Sure. Oh, yeah
[04:12:36] Astroset with us both work nice
[04:12:41] I'll be okay before we move over to that direction
[04:12:48] I'll go and touch there. Yeah, I'll put it on yours. You put it on yeah
[04:12:51] One second I have a migraine and get it.
[04:12:58] I'll leave it on your lips.
[04:13:02] So hot, sexy.
[04:13:05] That's rather he wet, boy.
[04:13:21] I think we're good, all right Joe check this spot real quick, I'll catch you up everyone
[04:13:46] this area when it first came out used to be just the most salute that you've ever seen.
[04:13:52] Yup.
[04:13:54] Yeah, doors are all closed. I mean it looks pretty good. They made 5581. Nice.
[04:14:16] I think a bond's up if we want to try it sound like it
[04:14:28] right thing I need to grab in here is just walk in things just walking in
[04:14:34] Bucket up. Oh, the bucket of piss doesn't have piss in it anymore.
[04:14:47] What? What's with Sam?
[04:14:49] It's horse shit.
[04:14:51] And they removed most of the stins out of here too. Oh my gosh, an OBD2.
[04:14:56] Ha, ha, you had tested it? Is it allergic?
[04:15:01] Do I test it now or do I wait till it actually matters?
[04:15:06] Yeah, we don't matters
[04:15:08] That's him
[04:15:10] That's a risk
[04:15:12] Everybody's saying test it. All right
[04:15:17] Come on, baby
[04:15:21] OBG two is fine. Wow
[04:15:25] Beautiful beautiful that is great news. I actually can't believe it
[04:15:31] I have food and water. Okay, I'll be okay.
[04:15:33] Wow. All right, meals don't matter anymore. I'm good on OBD2.
[04:15:39] That's a huge...
[04:15:41] OBD2 is like an enhanced meal, or basically like a meal.
[04:15:45] But even if I am allergic to meals, now doesn't matter.
[04:15:50] Kill somebody?
[04:15:52] Sniper.
[04:15:53] Um, we'll shoot the sniper.
[04:15:55] You wanna go to ballet?
[04:15:57] Sure.
[04:16:01] I think OBD2 is better than Mule, because Mule you can kill faster, right?
[04:16:14] I think the only downside OBD is it doesn't last as long.
[04:16:21] And you lose all your food fucking instantly.
[04:16:25] Oh, I guess OBD2 is killing me as well.
[04:16:31] Well, we can go this way.
[04:16:33] I think it'd be safer, aren't we?
[04:16:35] I'm just going for the key anyway.
[04:16:39] I'm gonna check in here real quick.
[04:16:41] No, OBD has a chance to kill you.
[04:16:43] OBD2 doesn't.
[04:16:47] Oh.
[04:16:48] No, it's a scabba.
[04:16:50] I
[04:16:55] Need this was item as well
[04:16:59] This is the building I was talking about for one quest
[04:17:03] Something run over here scab, I'm guessing
[04:17:14] What was that
[04:17:20] I'm invincible.
[04:17:22] Oh fuck!
[04:17:24] I'm going to take my bag, this is bigger than mine.
[04:17:28] I'm going to be healing my body.
[04:17:30] Just dumped an entire mag on a regular scav.
[04:17:32] Did you find that?
[04:17:34] Not that key. Yeah.
[04:17:36] It's upstairs on the second floor.
[04:17:38] First door key.
[04:17:40] Right in front of you, actually.
[04:17:42] Right in front of you, actually.
[04:17:44] Alright, I got the key.
[04:17:46] Skybridge.
[04:17:48] Skybridge
[04:17:51] Other scab outside be careful you might have to shoot them a hundred times
[04:17:58] So hot you're hot it's so hot
[04:18:06] Let me just put my body back together, of course, of course, did you check this safe? I did not
[04:18:12] Did he go into war with Vladimir over there?
[04:18:17] The last drive in on the force.
[04:18:23] Oh, you think it was hideover Bork as the PK06, maybe.
[04:18:32] Probably makes sense. It sucks balls.
[04:18:37] just been whiffin whiffin whiffin you like to hold like you can't really heal
[04:18:45] while you move shit I don't like it yeah it's annoying this feels like very
[04:18:51] unpredictable yeah they're like encourages people to just stay still
[04:18:56] even more than they already want to do oh and my arm is gone randomly wait am I
[04:19:03] I allergic to OBD2 and it just didn't show up.
[04:19:09] Minus 59.40 on my health.
[04:19:17] OBD2 does damage over time.
[04:19:19] Yeah, but this much, I don't remember being this much.
[04:19:33] I mean, he would have told me, right, if I was allergic.
[04:19:40] Yeah, I mean, it would have gave you that.
[04:19:42] I'm just, I'm probably just having one of those, like, I just
[04:19:44] get it for a paper moment right now.
[04:19:50] Banana Foster.
[04:19:51] Banana Foster.
[04:19:52] Banana Foster.
[04:20:03] Why is it my arm healing? What is happening man?
[04:20:21] Oh I'm killing my leg. It's the diabetes that I'm gone.
[04:20:28] Oh, the circulation is just chocked.
[04:20:31] Oh, I'm still not healing.
[04:20:34] Hey, oh, I healed the other arm that was already green.
[04:20:40] And it just doesn't heal my arm.
[04:20:41] What is happening?
[04:20:50] Bro, I think I'm actually bugged one second.
[04:20:53] Yes, I am bugged.
[04:20:54] I ain't fell off again.
[04:20:56] I'm still losing the insane amount of health. What is going on?
[04:21:04] Falling apart just falling apart at the seams. Oh my energy's fine
[04:21:11] I
[04:21:21] Okay, holy shit, I got it for surgeries later. My arm is back on my body. Let's go to ballet
[04:21:30] Hope I like to you I have to fill one bag really quick
[04:21:34] All right, I'm so sorry. I don't that's all right. Yeah, that's all right getting to me. Yeah, I don't know
[04:21:41] Yeah, so I figured out your streamer item should be Hutch Zempik.
[04:21:50] What would Hutch Zempik do?
[04:21:54] Um, it'd be like a super energy boost, like you just ate like a four course meal under
[04:22:02] a minute.
[04:22:03] Like a crazy S-Chase 12.
[04:22:08] The negative would be you gain a ton of weight, like you're super overweight immediately.
[04:22:18] Something outside.
[04:22:19] It's a course.
[04:22:20] Alright, let's go to ballet.
[04:22:24] I'm like, I'm still dying.
[04:22:26] I don't know what's happening to me.
[04:22:29] Like I know what we need to does damage, but I don't remember it being this bad
[04:22:39] Oh, I ran into the wrong building
[04:22:43] There's a player scav down at the end
[04:22:48] The door's open
[04:22:50] Instead of stream items should be an unused treadmill.
[04:23:00] I'm about to start going punches.
[04:23:09] I need the guitar pick now or we just have to come in there.
[04:23:22] No, this one will just come in here.
[04:23:24] And musical lover or whatever is the guitar pick after this.
[04:23:32] I
[04:23:35] All right still healing
[04:23:41] Hey look over here, I think peanut used to here just a little bit ago. Yeah, yeah
[04:23:48] Couldn't be it's not an electric blunder
[04:23:51] Not enough power. Yeah, true
[04:23:53] All right, all right, do we have zero extracts?
[04:24:02] Oh
[04:24:08] Player scamper loss sure is
[04:24:14] He's dead
[04:24:24] I'm gonna say I need to go over that away get the file
[04:24:29] vile vile which one's that one for that one called um hey then we can hit style
[04:24:40] bait yeah that'll work uh it is for secret recipe for skier
[04:24:50] What do you do to get that quest?
[04:24:55] Oh, I don't know.
[04:24:57] Weird, I don't have that one.
[04:24:59] Do it.
[04:25:01] Well, you decide to get a Marked Room.
[04:25:03] Yeah, I agree.
[04:25:05] But it's kind of late in rage with that.
[04:25:07] We're going to have Claire scabs out the ass.
[04:25:09] You passed it. You have it. You have it.
[04:25:12] You had it, I swear. You missed it. You have it.
[04:25:14] But what are they talking about? What do I say I have?
[04:25:17] I don't know.
[04:25:19] Oh, I do have that. I do have that chat saying I passed that. I do have that quest
[04:25:25] All right, let's go do it. Is that the one there? Come on
[04:25:29] No, it's this away
[04:25:32] Yes, boss
[04:25:34] Everybody style of me. All right, you don't need to call me back cuz I can't read that doesn't even make any sense
[04:25:40] I'm super aware for players, guys.
[04:25:49] Oh, bro.
[04:25:50] You know, there are five or dozens in this red open now my energy's gone.
[04:25:54] I am in hell.
[04:25:56] I can't even eat this salty dough.
[04:26:06] Yeah, I'm thirsty, but what are you going to do?
[04:26:16] Let's get somewhere safe.
[04:26:18] I don't know.
[04:26:20] I have a stamp.
[04:26:21] Alright, come on there.
[04:26:24] Up.
[04:26:25] Make sure.
[04:26:26] No problemo.
[04:26:27] Alright.
[04:26:28] So.
[04:26:29] No problemo
[04:26:33] All right, so
[04:26:37] It's down this corridor that you spawn in
[04:26:40] Well something coming
[04:26:52] That's a player you see
[04:26:56] I'm gonna go under and pop up across
[04:26:59] I'm still dying by the way from that OVD.
[04:27:09] You're crossing or no?
[04:27:11] Uh, I've got him fucked up. He's got smoke down.
[04:27:15] But he is fucked up. He's got no legs.
[04:27:19] His teammate's still in the building.
[04:27:24] Did you just cross over to me?
[04:27:26] He is me.
[04:27:28] He's got to still be by that truck in the smoke
[04:27:39] Oh, Nate on you
[04:27:47] How pro I do not remember I'm at half health right now. I just lost my arm all
[04:27:53] To this OBD to what we just take style big get out
[04:27:58] Bro, I am still, I've went through an entire Rizzly and I am still dying.
[04:28:06] I have to be bugged.
[04:28:09] I have to be bugged.
[04:28:10] I don't think the guys are worth it anyway, they didn't look big.
[04:28:16] Do you think it's doctor?
[04:28:23] The debuff goes for 900 seconds.
[04:28:26] What?
[04:28:27] What?
[04:28:28] Two gates.
[04:28:29] That was a terrible mistake.
[04:28:30] Got it.
[04:28:31] Pop OBD2, only to leave raids or it ruins the rest of your raid.
[04:28:36] Good to know.
[04:28:37] Holy shit.
[04:28:38] Are drops not working?
[04:28:39] They should be.
[04:28:40] What's going on with them?
[04:28:41] I don't know.
[04:28:42] I don't know.
[04:28:43] I don't know.
[04:28:44] I don't know.
[04:28:45] I don't know.
[04:28:46] I don't know.
[04:28:47] I don't know.
[04:28:48] I don't know.
[04:28:49] I don't know.
[04:28:50] I don't know.
[04:28:51] I don't know.
[04:28:52] I don't know.
[04:28:53] I don't know.
[04:28:54] I don't know.
[04:28:55] What's going on with them?
[04:29:08] They're fine
[04:29:10] They are fine good other than you know the health nonsense. I mean we survived
[04:29:17] I lost my arm four times and then my games just bugged that I got a restart
[04:29:22] I'm in hell
[04:29:25] I'm going through them changes.
[04:29:55] I'm allergic to pineapple juice drink it while dying of dehydration and died to the allergy
[04:30:04] that has to be that I wonder how many people have died to their allergies in a dire situation
[04:30:14] like things are just not looking good at the next thing you know they just look even worse
[04:30:23] you play you don't you know you're not allergic to it now all right all I mean is sparsia and
[04:30:42] Pinewood hotel and promosky have
[04:30:51] He had me ready
[04:30:57] Who's that other quest for
[04:31:12] The therapist?
[04:31:17] All right.
[04:31:21] An urban medicine, a house arrest.
[04:31:24] I need to check in Maya 15.
[04:31:28] So that's a secret recipe to do.
[04:31:30] But yeah, you know that back alleyway?
[04:31:34] There's like two spawns back there for it.
[04:31:37] Yeah.
[04:31:38] And then where those guys came out is the third spawn.
[04:31:40] For what again?
[04:31:41] that's for the secret recipe got it yeah I got locate the chemical laboratory on
[04:31:49] streets yeah that's a key and I don't see spot no that's Kaboosie spot the crawl
[04:31:56] under garage oh got it that spot and then I need to bring Concordia since
[04:32:04] security key the other class
[04:32:11] Did you know that for the yellow truck markers the minibuses on interchange it now has you
[04:32:21] have to turn in tools with it as well.
[04:32:23] They should have done that.
[04:32:27] Yeah.
[04:32:28] They said we've added so many easy ways to do quests but not this one.
[04:32:33] I can suck my balls they're not taking my plug in tool sets.
[04:32:38] Now all my shitty tools.
[04:32:43] You can take our lives, but you'll never take our tools.
[04:32:47] That's right, that's right.
[04:32:50] All right, well I'm ready to go when you are.
[04:32:54] Oh yeah, I'll be ready in two seconds.
[04:32:59] A secret recipe in the back alley, I don't think I want to go through that one.
[04:33:05] It's a bit freaky.
[04:33:09] You're picking up a blood vial even more freaky.
[04:34:05] These friends.
[04:34:35] I'm not sure if you're going to
[04:34:42] get it.
[04:34:45] Amigos.
[04:34:58] Does that mean sucking a dick in the corner? What the hell was that?
[04:35:04] I
[04:35:23] Shift-shift-shift-shift I just get a smooth move hips when you go
[04:35:34] Yeah
[04:35:56] Like all right, let's do this. We must wait for that
[04:35:59] I'm jamming out over here, bro. Let's do this shit. You got glory to the CPSU. That is this building that we spawned at.
[04:36:07] Really?
[04:36:09] I'm lucky, am I?
[04:36:14] It's up in the air. If you go to the room to the left, I'm gonna watch for people coming up the street.
[04:36:20] Alright, mouse.
[04:36:22] We could go ahead and mark room.
[04:36:31] Oh, the two of us, yeah man.
[04:36:35] Make it if we try just the two of us, just the two of us.
[04:36:42] Great song.
[04:36:43] Oh yeah, bro.
[04:36:44] Bye bye song.
[04:36:45] Let's go.
[04:36:46] I'll hit the zigzag.
[04:36:47] I don't know where the people are at the end of the street or if anyone's
[04:36:52] spawn there but I don't want to take a bullet to the back of the head and I
[04:36:56] don't grab the key for this building and we spawn at it what a joy
[04:37:01] what a joy you want to check for relaxation real quick
[04:37:05] uh sure actually you go hit that I'll check for relaxation okay
[04:37:13] see mushrooms are any good I haven't seen any myself
[04:37:19] Be hit one yesterday got a black key card got all kinds of shit
[04:37:40] I have people in the street next to me
[04:37:49] Fucking CPU
[04:37:55] Oh
[04:37:58] This is fucking hot. What'd you get? I got a Lennox. Oh, I got a key container. I
[04:38:06] Got a black key card. I got a key tool
[04:38:10] all
[04:38:17] some kind of device
[04:38:20] unknown device fragments
[04:38:25] you can grab that to the request thing on its four but it's in here
[04:38:31] and might have to do
[04:38:38] I got chief's kitty cat you got a kitty cat that's where I draw the line give it up
[04:38:48] officer you didn't take lucky right oh yes I did you did take luck yeah hmm hoping you
[04:39:07] say you didn't because chat is trying their hardest to convince me lucky is real also
[04:39:14] found the relaxation key.
[04:39:16] Nice.
[04:39:17] Move over in this back apartment and keep an eye on the street coming towards you.
[04:39:23] There's already two players who rotated that way just so you know.
[04:39:28] Towards me?
[04:39:29] No, no, no, like towards Iron Key.
[04:39:31] I'm gonna be honest I've been looting all day I'm tired of looting I'm coming but I got the relaxation key
[04:39:46] Where are you at I am on the playground by mark room coming around to the vet office
[04:39:53] I'm in the middle of the street Okie-dokie.
[04:40:03] I think they're at construction.
[04:40:06] I would really like to survive this one.
[04:40:09] Ok.
[04:40:10] I want to just push the guys at construction, go security, and then leave.
[04:40:16] Sir.
[04:40:17] Go crash site.
[04:40:18] There you go.
[04:40:19] good crash site
[04:40:22] there you go
[04:40:23] oh my gosh a mini jump
[04:40:25] there you go
[04:40:30] thought safe that way
[04:40:33] yep I see that
[04:40:40] I got him
[04:40:41] guys there's one more
[04:40:49] I saw him right there.
[04:40:56] Fucker.
[04:41:01] What?
[04:41:06] Oh!
[04:41:11] Oh, fuck.
[04:41:16] what oh he's ass it's okay
[04:41:23] I'm not a good guy.
[04:41:30] I'm not a good guy.
[04:41:37] I'm not a good guy.
[04:41:45] Shit needs right now.
[04:41:52] It's so funny to watch players that kill you after they're just not sitting there
[04:42:19] and they actually have to like move around I love this spectator but it's
[04:42:29] like you see the guy holding an angle and he shoots pretty oh unlucky then you
[04:42:38] see a teammate like this and it's like oh that's why you were sitting and not
[04:42:43] Not moving at all, you fucking suck.
[04:42:50] I mean just the worst, holy shit, let's go officer.
[04:43:11] Gun and armor don't care about a dang else.
[04:43:14] Okay.
[04:43:24] Don't get ran over.
[04:43:27] Good point, good point.
[04:43:33] What the fuck is that?
[04:43:38] There are guards out there?
[04:43:40] So, I thought I saw him on the roof.
[04:43:44] Roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof,
[04:43:45] lay down, lay down, lay down.
[04:43:50] Oh my God, that's your stuff is in a horrible position.
[04:43:54] Leave it if you need to, fuck it.
[04:43:55] No.
[04:43:57] You know the size of it?
[04:43:59] My chance?
[04:44:01] Four by three, oh my God, there's no requirement.
[04:44:04] I can't get up there, you're a rat, you're a rat.
[04:44:08] right close to you close to you
[04:44:14] oh my shit, it's just buggy
[04:44:28] um, armor got it
[04:44:32] the fuck outta here
[04:44:38] He's in hell.
[04:45:03] Make money today?
[04:45:04] We're doing good.
[04:45:05] Getting some quests done.
[04:45:06] First death in a while.
[04:45:07] shitty one but that happens when you run it around on streets I probably should
[04:45:12] have played that a little bit safer given that we knew that they were there
[04:45:16] but don't care we're just rotating officer body them good clutch
[04:45:37] How do you know where to extract the main thing bro with learning like extracts and stuff
[04:45:59] is just watching people play the game.
[04:46:02] Watching people play the game or playing PvE mode and learning that way but still like
[04:46:06] I would whenever I was learning I would just watch people I
[04:46:11] Used a lot of pestily has some really good guide videos on YouTube you can watch and Lord knows is a hundred other creators
[04:46:18] It's probably trying to do the same thing as well. I'm staying a lot of here, aren't you good?
[04:46:25] You can also do offline like practice it as well typically on every map besides like I mean even streets to a certain extent
[04:46:32] But every map really besides woods
[04:46:34] Any time you spawn in a location, your extract will always be on the opposite side of the map.
[04:46:40] And the extracts that are closer than the opposite side are typically keys or money extracts with like cars.
[04:46:47] But on pretty much every map that's how it works other than like labs and factory.
[04:46:54] But on shoreline it works that way, lighthouse it works that way for the most part other than like extracts that are always up.
[04:47:01] Bingo Bingo
[04:47:04] Yeah, customs it works that way
[04:47:08] Reserves a little different reserves just complete ass to try and get out of pretty much hell
[04:47:14] Here you think of the $40 have a great day. I appreciate you man. Thank you so much for love
[04:47:19] The old Salman. Oh bitch
[04:47:24] Sittin on a corner not moving
[04:47:27] Trying to be as close to a turtle as possible
[04:47:31] that's called a good game play
[04:47:38] right there.
[04:47:40] Should master supreme game play.
[04:47:44] All right, so you have rig, you
[04:47:46] should have meds lead stop.
[04:47:49] I think I see the backpack and
[04:47:52] what else.
[04:47:54] I grabbed I describe your armor,
[04:47:56] which has your heels spare ammo
[04:48:00] your gun
[04:48:03] Armor and gun is what I have spare mag spare ammo heels. So you need helmet ears backpack nades good
[04:48:11] I'm ready. I'm ready. Whenever you are. Just let me know
[04:48:14] I just got unloaded real quick
[04:48:16] I think we're going to have
[04:48:18] a quick.
[04:48:19] We buy the game at escape from
[04:48:32] dark off escape from talk off
[04:48:34] dot com or you can get on steam
[04:48:36] now.
[04:48:38] What can you store in chief's
[04:48:40] Ease I think and some other shit coins. No coins coins. That's one of us
[04:49:02] I repair your armor
[04:49:04] There you go.
[04:49:11] The pricing looks like such a scam on this game.
[04:49:14] No, it isn't.
[04:49:16] I mean, brother, the, there's a reason why you see so many people have thousands and
[04:49:24] thousands and thousands and thousands of hours.
[04:49:31] You don't, especially a game without a competitive setting to it, it's disgusting how many hours
[04:49:39] people play this game for.
[04:49:41] Because it's good.
[04:49:45] I will say right now is a great time to get into it because they have made good updates.
[04:49:50] Now if you would have asked me this a year ago, I would have said stay away from it.
[04:49:55] It's absolutely terrible, don't play it.
[04:49:57] They have made really, really good updates.
[04:50:00] As in my opinion, the best spot it's been in in the last four years.
[04:50:08] Oh, I'm locked in, bro.
[04:50:10] There ain't nothing to lock in dying to a guy holding the street cross.
[04:50:13] What are you going to do, bub?
[04:50:15] Can't get mad about that.
[04:50:27] YouTube got banned for just the two of us by Grover Washington YouTube got
[04:50:41] What sauce for that? What? What? Just the two of us got ensaust?
[04:50:52] Other fucker!
[04:50:55] Gav, will you fix the two please?
[04:51:11] It's kind of bothering me that your hats on the wall aren't symmetrical.
[04:51:21] I'll take what I didn't think I would hear today for 500, please.
[04:51:41] Yeah, I hear you chat. I know I know I know I just won't play music for a second. Maybe
[04:51:51] we'll pop back up.
[04:51:54] Oh, he said a slur.
[04:52:00] I was ripping them over here, which is finally the YouTube's a bunch of communists.
[04:52:30] All right, let's do it. My YouTube just got sauce. This is great. This is great
[04:52:36] Beautiful beautiful. I would have known just the two of us would be the song to give me band
[04:52:45] Relaxation came up in here real quick
[04:52:52] What do you need to do in here
[04:52:54] For the quest, I am going to play with Banana's Foster.
[04:52:59] Banana's Foster, 10-4, Rubber Ducky.
[04:53:02] Is that a Bitcoin?
[04:53:04] Is that a Bitcoin?
[04:53:05] No, it's a Ref Figurine.
[04:53:06] Is that a Bitcoin?
[04:53:07] Huh?
[04:53:08] Is that a Bitcoin?
[04:53:09] Oh, there's one right here, though.
[04:53:11] Wait, actually?
[04:53:12] Yeah.
[04:53:13] Grab this shit.
[04:53:15] Oh, my God!
[04:53:17] Jackpot!
[04:53:19] Thank you.
[04:53:20] You are honest.
[04:53:22] You're good-looking.
[04:53:23] I'm not, I'm not legless and armless.
[04:53:27] I'll take some of the stuff,
[04:53:28] but I'm not taking the good stuff.
[04:53:31] I appreciate that.
[04:53:32] I appreciate that very much.
[04:53:36] I'll rob you.
[04:53:37] I just won't rob you of lying.
[04:53:38] I'll break in your house and steal your food,
[04:53:42] but I won't steal your credit card information.
[04:53:45] That's right.
[04:53:46] That's right.
[04:53:47] That's an honorable guy.
[04:53:50] All right.
[04:53:53] Now, objective two, getting the fuck out of this building, the hard part, I would say.
[04:54:01] Alright, let me see here. What exactly do I need to do in here? Is that it?
[04:54:07] Survive and extract, okay.
[04:54:40] I need to go CPSU again, but the floor on the other side of the map, no worries. Locate the debt on streets, hand over...
[04:54:50] Who's the debtor on streets? We went to...
[04:54:53] I don't know.
[04:54:56] Alright, let's get out of here.
[04:55:03] There is someone to the left.
[04:55:06] Cherries.
[04:55:08] Alright, where are we going?
[04:55:12] That's a good question.
[04:55:16] My only quests are
[04:55:20] going into K'von's spot to go to the med thing,
[04:55:24] killing five more scabs, and then the red vial
[04:55:28] on the opposite side of the map.
[04:55:32] Got people right in front of us, yeah.
[04:55:36] I think he's working his way down this way.
[04:55:49] Yeah, I agree.
[04:55:50] I'd be able to cut them off at that building.
[04:56:20] I don't hear nothing.
[04:56:24] It might be right, oh sorry Gav.
[04:56:28] Oh, is that just hear stuff?
[04:56:35] I think he's gonna be up here into our left.
[04:56:44] Or he's gonna cross the street.
[04:56:46] I see one.
[04:56:47] Directly in front of us running left to right going in to come on probably him
[04:56:55] Now the question is do we want to go behind him or do we want to go through the other side I
[04:57:02] Was muted the whole time I saw one go left to right just ran in we want to go behind him and go in or do
[04:57:09] We want to go
[04:57:11] You want to take the secret middle spot? I don't know if it still works, but I don't think
[04:57:16] We can go right in the middle.
[04:57:18] Yeah, you don't need a key.
[04:57:19] You're going to know about this spot in the middle of dealership.
[04:57:22] You can hop over the wall and get in.
[04:57:23] No, but isn't there claimers?
[04:57:27] There's a spot that you don't get hit by claimers.
[04:57:31] I'll be behind you.
[04:57:32] I'll test it.
[04:57:33] I'll test it.
[04:57:34] Yep.
[04:57:35] Nope.
[04:57:36] It's still here.
[04:58:07] Not too bad!
[04:58:11] I'd have fixed it.
[04:58:18] How do you get in?
[04:58:22] We're way over that wall.
[04:58:28] Wow, that's goaded. I never knew that existed. It's actually so goaded. What the fuck? You do.
[04:58:34] Oh now I'm stuck in a different spot. I got sausage for you. I already got one you're good
[04:58:40] Yeah, so another supplier over here to the left somewhere.
[04:59:03] if he's a ride.
[04:59:18] The gun just moves the opposite side.
[04:59:22] I'm going to go work on clearing them out on the other side.
[04:59:24] You want to hold that?
[04:59:29] Taking out the snipers.
[04:59:33] I wonder if they rushed out on the other side.
[04:59:49] What was that you in the container?
[04:59:51] No.
[04:59:52] There was a guy between us.
[04:59:53] Oh, man.
[04:59:54] You weren't in the container.
[04:59:55] You're not coming towards the main door.
[04:59:57] No.
[04:59:58] No.
[05:00:00] Player right in between us
[05:00:05] That's you he sees on the other side
[05:00:08] He's over by this other door
[05:00:12] One dead
[05:00:16] He's wearing a green helmet no idea I barely saw him right fucking shut his face up. There's a second one
[05:00:29] of
[05:00:36] death
[05:00:39] of
[05:00:44] death
[05:00:49] I can do it now.
[05:01:07] Not on the other side.
[05:01:19] I
[05:01:32] Can kill anything out here, right? Yeah
[05:01:38] One pushing you I think
[05:01:49] all right
[05:01:53] yeah I'm ok
[05:01:57] oh
[05:02:01] in those comics
[05:02:05] what another
[05:02:09] good shit, good shit
[05:02:13] come to you, yeah this is me, I think that's it
[05:02:17] How are you too?
[05:02:19] I'm packing a bag.
[05:02:20] I think he's got a ride on me somehow.
[05:02:24] Dude, I was fucking running around that guy.
[05:02:26] I put him in a blender.
[05:02:30] Yep, they're gone.
[05:02:32] Could work.
[05:02:40] If your key's here, you can do your other task if you have the one key.
[05:02:43] I do have the other key.
[05:02:44] Did you just find the new one?
[05:02:46] uh yep nice the car dealership closed section that's what you need right i
[05:02:53] think so i have the other just lexos key
[05:02:59] someone's moving in careful
[05:03:03] are we
[05:03:05] i'll take a player
[05:03:16] Hey, buddy
[05:03:35] You get full on audio bug right now. Oh my gosh, I collated two of them could work
[05:03:41] Oh
[05:03:46] Way no, I'm done this is just for both of them died
[05:03:50] Yep
[05:03:52] Either way pretty cute
[05:03:56] I'm just pulling for guards
[05:03:59] Yeah, do you think come on other than his keys keys
[05:04:06] I'll just pick it up for now pick it up
[05:04:08] Lock in the dub for that key at the minimum so we don't lose up
[05:04:14] SP 5
[05:04:30] Urban medicine I think also yeah
[05:04:39] I think we probably should do that one by one.
[05:04:55] Alright, higher-medicine is done. You hear that suppress shooting?
[05:04:59] Yeah, I hear that, bitch.
[05:05:03] I'm currently making room for the second armor.
[05:05:08] A TC 2002 over here if you want it
[05:05:24] Yeah on the second body nice helmet
[05:05:30] Where was the thing up
[05:05:38] I never knew about how to enter I was actually that's a crazy way to get in there
[05:05:50] yep now you know a lot of new players they won't know either no hell no you know what's
[05:05:59] also insane no clue is I'm doing this question I instantly thought to myself it's gonna be
[05:06:05] We had to find this and then I realized that they made us so aids.
[05:06:12] Or are extracts by the way.
[05:06:14] Oh I see it.
[05:06:15] Get off of me!
[05:06:16] Alright let's go do the Lexus real quick.
[05:06:21] Yeah.
[05:06:22] What quest led to that one by the way?
[05:06:28] No idea.
[05:06:33] Huge quest on. There's a vase in here I can't grab.
[05:07:03] I can't either
[05:07:11] You need water oh
[05:07:16] Yeah, I do actually water gonna come grab it
[05:07:33] here with that stuff
[05:07:46] alright, we'll dig big
[05:07:48] you get the fuck out of here
[05:07:50] yeah, up that step I heard
[05:07:55] oh, there's an assault box
[05:07:59] let's just have to... yeah
[05:08:01] nice and hip
[05:08:03] We got a collapsed crane, it's not too far.
[05:08:08] Let me know what you're ready to move out, I'm just going to double check everything.
[05:08:14] There's a little bell here.
[05:08:16] Alright, let's just step all we can.
[05:08:19] Yeah, we'll be.
[05:08:33] the question is gonna be is which oh my gosh a decked out AK-12 and a switch
[05:08:39] massive bag over here if you need it oh what the hell there was another dead guy
[05:08:47] out there
[05:08:49] Oh
[05:08:56] EBL outside
[05:09:12] Well
[05:09:14] We have to go
[05:09:16] we have we have claps crane could just go to that yeah I think it is what we do
[05:09:24] but jump over jump over for sure one where we fall we died yeah just don't
[05:09:33] fall I don't think it's a good idea I have two fucking armors on me yeah
[05:09:40] pretty happy yeah all right well we got a risk it go out this side go down the
[05:09:45] Street
[05:09:50] Sure you want to do this way I think we go the other way I think we go the other way even having the audio on the other side
[05:09:55] I think the other side holy shit. Oh
[05:09:58] Just got another come up
[05:10:01] This is the guy who he looted up. Oh my gosh. Oh
[05:10:06] my gosh
[05:10:10] My gosh
[05:10:15] I hear footsteps on the street.
[05:10:32] That's a scab right there, I think.
[05:10:39] Oh, I legitimately just can't carry anything else, I don't think.
[05:10:43] I'm gonna drink both these grab two nades. I think I'm ready to go
[05:10:55] All right, let's get the fuck out of here it's grizzly through what's that guys made a lot of room
[05:11:06] Pushing it pushing our luck. I know I know I know
[05:11:13] I know, I know, I know.
[05:11:17] One moment.
[05:11:23] Last thing and I'm not going to touch another body.
[05:11:29] Alright, let's fucking get out of here.
[05:11:33] Let's go. Ready?
[05:11:37] Yep, off of the morphine, by the smokey.
[05:11:53] I like her audio, right?
[05:11:54] Yeah.
[05:12:07] Yeah, I'm like, poor guy, we're good.
[05:12:14] Any game, Stan?
[05:12:19] Too easy, uh, too easy.
[05:12:29] Let's go, Rob.
[05:12:32] Oh, shit.
[05:12:34] Hey, good decision on going that way if there was a team waiting on the other side
[05:12:38] Yep, yep, whoo!
[05:12:40] Let's go!
[05:12:44] Nice!
[05:12:45] Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, come on!
[05:12:48] huge uh
[05:12:51] Oh gotta be careful playing that song like goodness
[05:12:56] YouTube sorry
[05:12:58] Dude, listen man. I don't know what to tell you bro. YouTube fucking hates us
[05:13:02] Sometimes we can listen to literally any music we want no problems whatsoever other times they ban the stream
[05:13:09] I have literally not listened to any other music other than what I always listen to
[05:13:16] I don't know why today was the day they hate me. I don't know
[05:13:20] It's so random. It's always annoying. I don't know bro. I don't know
[05:13:26] But it's a quality quality raid. Okay. I was I
[05:13:31] I got two armors and a nice AK-12 out of that. Sure. Sure. I do need to sell for
[05:13:40] But a moment, but a jiffy.
[05:13:42] Yep, yep.
[05:13:44] Make sure you turn in your vial as well.
[05:13:48] Yep, yep.
[05:13:54] Oh, no.
[05:14:00] I should be fine with this.
[05:14:04] I think we literally just listen to the music we always listen to and nothing else.
[05:14:10] Hey, that's the way to do it
[05:14:18] Fucking on a dream
[05:14:19] Caban had PKM, which I'm sure has changed to make the season easier, but I have one
[05:14:26] Just in case. Oh
[05:14:28] shit
[05:14:30] Shit
[05:14:40] I think I might have to buy another scab case.
[05:14:51] If I be that dumb.
[05:15:10] Second scab box, it is time.
[05:15:14] Let me see one thing really quick.
[05:15:36] Jack how much money does he have?
[05:15:39] Is he is he up right now or no?
[05:15:44] Also, should I just sauce one of these letexes?
[05:15:46] I have three.
[05:15:49] Just vendor this bitch.
[05:15:51] Only half a mil.
[05:16:02] Stash value.
[05:16:03] Listen, can I be honest?
[05:16:04] When you start telling me the stash value of something, I instantly think you're
[05:16:08] poor. I'm just going to be honest. That's like, that's like I don't have, I don't have more than
[05:16:16] $500 in the bank account, but look at these Pokemon cards. That's the equivalent. I don't,
[05:16:23] I can't afford my rent, but check out this Pikachu. Fire. Oh.
[05:16:38] Yeah, we extracted I need an ammo box
[05:16:48] Dude, I don't need these mags as well me me sell these mags these I can buy telling everything I can buy
[05:16:57] Which is I think literally everything not sure about MPX is what's in this
[05:17:08] That's perfect.
[05:17:15] Great song.
[05:17:17] All right, we can put that up.
[05:17:20] All right, streets again.
[05:17:22] Every time we finish one, I just have another one.
[05:17:25] I forgot to turn in this flash drive, which would have sucked.
[05:17:29] every time I finish one I just have another one I forgot turning this flash
[05:17:34] drive which would have sucked
[05:17:38] yeah finishing that caban one is actually huge this early yep it's a good
[05:17:46] one who's that for any idea that would be peacekeeper I think oh love peacekeeper
[05:18:01] requests love the fish keep requests beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful
[05:18:14] right
[05:18:23] 91 der I think I got one more rate out this motherfucker and then I got to switch
[05:18:29] the lower on it. All right, let me see now. What do I need?
[05:18:36] At least it's lasted that long, right? Yeah. I need eight scabs easy. I need to locate
[05:18:41] the debt guy. Easy. Locate and obtain the red vial in the tear group office. Is that
[05:18:48] a key room or no? What was it again? Locate the vial.
[05:18:54] Uh, no, it's not key.
[05:18:56] Okay, I got to shoot scabs, still got to visit sparsia, both sparsias, neutralize the boss, binocabon, real estate again, locate the surveillance spot, obtain any information on the fate, yeah, the CSPSU, locate sanitaris, that's your line.
[05:19:17] Okay cool I got kill scabs and I got to go to the the
[05:19:23] Surveillance room underneath and the parking garage
[05:19:27] Beautiful
[05:19:28] Let me uh, I'm gonna know where the denner is
[05:19:32] It's worth a wiki Google
[05:19:34] Yeah
[05:19:38] Also, I'm activating the code W. I P. E. I just got a mad case huge
[05:19:45] W. W. I. P. E. wipe. Yeah. I'm at case. Yep. Might as well go do it. Yep.
[05:19:55] Yo, Lumberjack, meatball name. CJ, thank you all for the subs.
[05:19:58] Little dud, dirty curl. Pro, thank you for the five gifted dud and pro.
[05:20:02] Taylor Booth, ugly, reclaimed bat and cold. Thank you.
[05:20:07] What are we talking about?
[05:20:08] Riverjack, we have two more days in drops. I think if you already finished the regular drops,
[05:20:12] I don't know if they're refreshing I thought they were but I guess they're not says you're supposed to get
[05:20:17] But for five years you do get the
[05:20:21] You do get the dog that case the cooler
[05:20:24] Oh, wait a while it oh
[05:20:27] If two more days to claim it two more
[05:20:30] You know this is actually kind of nasty you get a nice G 36 you get an AKS 74 you an armor
[05:20:44] and a mad case from white.
[05:20:48] Not bad.
[05:20:51] Do we have?
[05:20:57] I'm confused.
[05:20:59] what I looked up this quest house arrest it says to go where we went third floor cell number one
[05:21:15] maybe we need to walk up to him go to the that's weird I hope that's where we went okay well
[05:21:23] Oh, that's all it says.
[05:21:28] You got to go again.
[05:21:30] Also, I got another hit on this relaxation key.
[05:21:36] Nice.
[05:21:45] Pop that up and we're good.
[05:21:47] All righty.
[05:21:49] Oh, I need meds.
[05:21:53] Actually, I think I might be good to bring one more.
[05:22:05] Oh, we're not a group anymore.
[05:22:08] Me and my friend, my friend, let do it.
[05:22:16] Oh, wait, my energy, hold on a second.
[05:22:23] You
[05:22:30] Get you out of my life I
[05:22:34] Feel love that'll do
[05:22:37] That'll do and do and a lap and big big big
[05:22:45] I was pissed at gimmick for me last night I appreciate you man
[05:22:48] Make sure you call him a slur or something today or wait till Saturday. It's up to you
[05:23:07] Got you, thank you boss
[05:23:11] Chad what do I order for food today, bro, I don't know I I want to order Chick-fil-A
[05:23:16] But I'm hesitant because of the last time I ordered it and it was ass
[05:23:27] Hold on McDonald's has a Caesar sandwich boss
[05:23:34] Hold the phone
[05:23:37] Stop the music and serious hold on there hold the fuck on
[05:23:43] you want to fuck on me no start the music
[05:24:07] oh gap just sent me a picture of Chick-fil-A mmm that doesn't sound like
[05:24:13] I got a terrible idea to be honest.
[05:24:21] Got any ideas what do I get?
[05:24:31] A salad.
[05:24:34] All right.
[05:24:35] If your goal was to hurt me, you hurt me deeply.
[05:24:38] Don't we need this up here to the left?
[05:24:39] I think we do.
[05:24:43] What do I order for food, officer?
[05:24:46] You help me, man.
[05:24:48] Yeah, what are the options?
[05:24:50] Chick-fil-A, Chipotle, but the last time I got Chipotle, they kinda let me down, boss.
[05:24:55] It was that, like, where you get a bad bowl.
[05:24:58] Yeah.
[05:25:00] Um...
[05:25:03] I don't know, Chick-fil-A sounds like a solid option.
[05:25:06] That's what I'm thinking too.
[05:25:09] Keep it simple, you know?
[05:25:11] I just want to shoot this scab, beat the rea.
[05:25:15] That's my honey, Tim.
[05:25:19] Oh, your chat was right, you do need a key for this.
[05:25:23] Yeah, I have that key, I just don't think I have it on me.
[05:25:26] Shit!
[05:25:27] You piece of shit!
[05:25:30] That's alright.
[05:25:32] It's alright, boss.
[05:25:34] It's alright, boss.
[05:25:35] Okay, I need to go across the street, isn't there a food place over there?
[05:25:40] I need two more food spots oh okay so you hit the one you hit the one over there
[05:25:55] you hit the one over by jam boss we got to go to the one shit we got to go
[05:26:05] through construction. I need sparsia and sparsia. Yeah next to construction and the one that's
[05:26:13] in the hotel. Let's do it. Probably go left because I need to go to security as well underground.
[05:26:22] Okay.
[05:26:27] Pop up this way, let's go this way, let's go this way.
[05:26:32] Oh, you're fucking...
[05:26:34] Huh?
[05:26:36] My audio is being really weird for the second time.
[05:26:40] I don't know, sometimes you just bug out and like literally sound like eggs grenades will have to blow up.
[05:26:45] I'm popping a PK before this, bro.
[05:26:47] I always get shot in there.
[05:26:52] Oh, chat just told me if I pretend the enemies are food, I'll be a lot more successful.
[05:27:21] that sounds like a solid plan to be honest eat em up hutch eat em up eat em up
[05:27:29] eat em up eat em up eat em up put that shit on the t-shirt bro eat em up
[05:27:40] supressed shots I'm stuck in a bush
[05:27:44] yeah you know what we also found out yesterday something kind of insane you
[05:27:51] You know how lemon or the juice
[05:27:55] B took, uh, what's it called?
[05:27:59] The juice perk, right?
[05:28:02] There's a crack head.
[05:28:05] Oh my gosh.
[05:28:06] He took the juice perk.
[05:28:08] Right now, there's a bug in the game with the juice perk
[05:28:12] where you have to use it one time.
[05:28:15] So like, let's say the juice is 50 out of 50.
[05:28:18] You use one, one pool of that juice.
[05:28:24] You get a painkiller for 60 seconds.
[05:28:28] But right now people are drinking that juice, one little wonder ability shit.
[05:28:32] And they're getting PKs for 60 seconds every 60 seconds.
[05:28:36] That's crazy.
[05:28:36] They got to fix that.
[05:28:38] How insane that somehow the juice man was right.
[05:28:44] Yeah, that's crazy.
[05:28:46] Like anyone but him, you know.
[05:28:51] It's not fair.
[05:28:53] It's not fair.
[05:28:54] It's not fair at all.
[05:28:56] Alrighty.
[05:28:57] Hope I didn't lose this.
[05:29:09] Alright, let's go to that other...
[05:29:11] other location.
[05:29:14] Now my YouTube is lagging.
[05:29:16] YouTube, are y'all huffing meth again in the corners and messing up the YouTube stream?
[05:29:25] What the hell's going on over there?
[05:29:30] Absolutely.
[05:29:31] Oh my gosh.
[05:29:32] Yeah, put the YouTube chat on time out, but in rehab.
[05:29:45] It could be right in front or in construction.
[05:30:08] They are right outside, right out in front.
[05:30:10] Yeah, they are right out in front.
[05:30:13] I need to go it there we go
[05:30:21] I'm looking most anybody
[05:30:25] You know the other side of the building yeah, they could be
[05:30:31] Back quarter check 15
[05:30:33] I
[05:30:43] See nothing on there was the other spot I need the other spots hotel
[05:30:52] Hotel motel holiday in
[05:30:56] Right
[05:30:57] All right. We gotta go for those bullets
[05:31:01] What you say? Oh
[05:31:03] what a fun time what a fun time they do about we got this should we go far left
[05:31:12] through construction and probably get in the side streets yep anyone see that
[05:31:20] body. I think that's probably a really raid. Yeah. I'm gonna loot these real quick. I need
[05:31:34] All this construction shit
[05:31:49] Do you have any good rehab facilities, you know, we're trying to put a couple of the YouTube chatters and rehab
[05:31:57] Don't have a mind but if I if I think they come across your desk we let me know
[05:32:02] Yeah, of course. I appreciate that
[05:32:04] I thought there was like a little side street over here to the left, is there not?
[05:32:15] No, no.
[05:32:16] Oh, yeah.
[05:32:17] I'm popping PK.
[05:32:18] That was cool.
[05:32:20] I'm popping pk
[05:32:33] Let's go come on again
[05:32:44] Oh, we do need to go in there
[05:32:46] What, into Check 15? No, it's Iron Gate.
[05:32:53] No, I think they changed the quest and it hasn't updated on the wiki.
[05:32:59] That's true.
[05:33:00] Because that's the group and it is completed or better something similar.
[05:33:05] Do you want to hit mark them while we're over here?
[05:33:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
[05:33:09] It's CPSU over here and now.
[05:33:11] Yeah, it's down the street.
[05:33:14] Thank you for the gift, I appreciate you man, everybody's in the chat, enjoy your drops,
[05:33:38] Enjoy your drops boys.
[05:33:50] Alrighty, whatcha got in here?
[05:33:52] Whatcha got in here?
[05:33:54] Let me take a little game to SPMO.
[05:33:57] Anything?
[05:33:59] Aww, look at this.
[05:34:01] You got scammed this time, boss.
[05:34:03] Got screwed.
[05:34:05] I
[05:34:07] Got a vector I got picked
[05:34:11] Yeah, this is the yo, you thought you were gonna get something good again. Don't be so much chase. Oh
[05:34:19] The ultimate item
[05:34:21] well
[05:34:23] Diary approved back look you miss something
[05:34:27] Shit
[05:34:28] Of course, I need that
[05:34:31] You miss something incredible
[05:34:35] That is a bad time.
[05:34:44] Alright, ready?
[05:34:57] Stop holding my butt, man!
[05:35:03] Did you drop something?
[05:35:05] Oh shit
[05:35:20] I swear every time I sneeze there's always someone in chat who goes you remember that time when Hutch sneezed and lost his voice
[05:35:28] Every time I'll never live that down
[05:35:30] I'll never live like that.
[05:35:33] Bro, we were playing our graders.
[05:35:35] I was like, I'm not kidding you.
[05:35:37] Like 11 streams in a row, 10 plus hour streams.
[05:35:40] I mean, I was just, you know, my voice was hanging on
[05:35:45] by a thread and I sneezed.
[05:35:50] And I mean, I'm not kidding you.
[05:35:52] I sneezed and my voice just left.
[05:35:55] Like, I've never seen anything like it.
[05:35:58] I've never looked.
[05:35:59] Now I looked up online and it said that it is rare but it can happen whenever you have
[05:36:07] a nasal infection and you sneeze and sure enough like those next two days I end up having
[05:36:14] a nasal infection.
[05:36:15] Did you do the one in this building?
[05:36:20] I think I died that run.
[05:36:30] Yeah I died this run. Beautiful.
[05:36:34] Alright now I just need that other food spot and we're good.
[05:36:42] Maybe I'm allergic to croutons. I haven't eaten these.
[05:36:50] Nope, Bruton's passed the test.
[05:36:55] I'll be the juice, I'm not allergic to that.
[05:36:59] Maybe I'm allergic to this big old French baguette.
[05:37:02] Let me take a bite of this French baguette.
[05:37:06] Gotta be careful whenever you say that.
[05:37:09] You say it a little too fast, you might slip up.
[05:37:12] No, I ain't allergic to that baguette either.
[05:37:16] I don't know what the hell was going on.
[05:37:23] What just happened?
[05:37:25] Uh, Hutch, I don't know that I'd go out there.
[05:37:30] How bad is it?
[05:37:31] I need a clip of that.
[05:37:33] The dude went to the corner, kicked like he was breaching a door, and I just died.
[05:37:38] And I don't even know if it's a player.
[05:37:40] I don't know what the fuck was that.
[05:37:43] Hey, can you hear me out there?
[05:37:48] Hey, can you hear me that guy's cheating his cock off if it's even a real player
[05:37:56] Hello
[05:38:00] Hello
[05:38:04] Hello
[05:38:06] Listen, my dad owns Tarkov. If you're cheating, I would stop now or forever be banned.
[05:38:19] Watch this. You wanna see something crazy?
[05:38:36] I'm sending you the clip.
[05:38:58] Alright.
[05:38:59] All right, that guy did the Michael Jackson.
[05:39:01] Hee-hee!
[05:39:06] Hmm.
[05:39:11] Hmm.
[05:39:29] We go for the sprint across and we got we can't fight in here, but we have another
[05:40:29] Wait, did he just... did he kill you and then... run away?
[05:40:40] Uh... I... I don't know.
[05:40:47] Trying to get my shit. See what happens.
[05:40:51] I mean, I don't even know if that was a real player.
[05:41:01] I don't know if that was just like the game tweaking with a scab, but they literally spring
[05:41:06] to the corner, breached nothing.
[05:41:09] And I got one tap.
[05:41:11] Yeah, but if it was a scab, he would still be here.
[05:41:17] I
[05:41:20] Mean burn this true also like who does that check my tag I will
[05:41:30] I'll go over there boss just give me give me a moment
[05:41:47] I
[05:41:49] Snucked them little bitch pussy
[05:41:53] Is there a world where it was a player's cap I don't think so
[05:42:01] It says I could just tell us that I can disconnect so I'm gonna disconnect and see what it says
[05:42:07] Maybe an idea. Yeah, do that
[05:42:17] It was indeed a player scab.
[05:42:30] What?
[05:42:40] Remember the name?
[05:42:41] What's the name on the player scab?
[05:42:44] Oh the name of the scab name or is the game the player's name? Well, I won't be able to see the player's name
[05:42:50] Yeah, but I'll be able to see the shit's a lot toy
[05:42:54] All right hard to forget that
[05:42:58] See if you can watch the clip if this is him I think from what I remember seeing in the clip
[05:43:04] I think this is actually him I
[05:43:10] Haven't even watched the clip I just know it's fucking ridiculous. So I'm gonna wash the bag
[05:43:14] It's gonna be a brain in my brain
[05:43:24] What round was it?
[05:43:29] I mean, is it weird that this guy has a check 13 key on him. Holy shit. It's like a
[05:43:36] Mosin or something. Holy shit. He has it. Yeah, he has a Mosin infantry snub nose
[05:43:44] Like you do and an O-scope.
[05:43:48] Okay, so the guy who killed you has a check 13 key on him.
[05:43:53] Isn't that the best mushroom?
[05:43:57] Check 13?
[05:43:58] That's what I have.
[05:43:59] Got it.
[05:44:00] He had one of those on him and an O-scope.
[05:44:04] I can't wait to see what his boy had on him.
[05:44:07] I'll loot you first.
[05:44:08] I mean, his profile doesn't look sus, but...
[05:44:10] They've just been crazy desync.
[05:44:12] maybe but he breached if you watch it in like point two five he's literally
[05:44:18] breaching as you know yeah I mean listen man I've seen a lot of it I've seen
[05:44:25] closet cheaters on the stream their shit well whacking one off so I mean I
[05:44:32] believe it it can definitely happen yeah 4,700 hours 70s arrived 8k a 1.43
[05:44:42] KD
[05:44:47] If it feels weird and looks weird it probably
[05:44:53] Is weird I have terrible it is if you can get my stuff that would be terrific already on it
[05:44:58] But I do have perfect. I have news that you might not want to be my friend anymore
[05:45:04] What?
[05:45:07] Sorry I have to tell you this I
[05:45:09] I don't think I can get you poster. I know I'm I'm sorry
[05:45:19] Fuck I do there's just there's so much
[05:45:23] There's so much stuff here. I just don't say most important
[05:45:29] What am I supposed to beat my shit? I'm sorry
[05:45:35] I'm sorry. Is this one of my ex is this expo right here?
[05:45:39] Oh, let me see where you're at.
[05:45:43] Yeah, if you go to the back of that parking lot,
[05:45:47] there's a little set of bushes on that thing.
[05:45:51] I want to loot his teammate, just because this guy has a check 13 on him,
[05:45:55] and that's another thing that's weird. He has a check 13
[05:45:59] key on him, and he's fucking pushing me.
[05:46:03] Yeah. Bro, I'd be not only pushing me, he kills you, and there pushes me.
[05:46:07] me I don't know yeah I don't know man I don't know he would all crack it is what it is like
[05:46:14] it could be the game could have been him but that was fucking strange yeah sucks either
[05:46:18] way you're still dead and it doesn't feel good yeah I just never seen anything like that before
[05:46:30] or breached with no door there and I'm just
[05:46:34] and a one step by an infantry mose and at that speed
[05:46:38] together no matter what that is one of the craziest shots
[05:46:42] I've ever seen.
[05:46:53] Said you're probably allergic to door breaching.
[05:46:55] That must be what it is, breached
[05:46:57] and it's just in silly kiln.
[05:47:00] Ah, we didn't. How do we not think of that?
[05:47:04] It's so obvious.
[05:47:05] Such an obvious thing to say and to think about.
[05:47:08] Alright, I literally have everything other than your backpack.
[05:47:10] Couldn't grab it.
[05:47:11] Beautiful.
[05:47:12] Next time.
[05:47:15] I'll tell you if that was him here in a second.
[05:47:23] There's a new Gears E-Day Beta today.
[05:47:26] Is that today?
[05:47:28] Gears Beta?
[05:47:30] in chick zolin toy or Archie borov
[05:47:37] that wasn't the name you said
[05:47:41] oh no it was chance that it was I did kill him yeah so you got killed by a
[05:47:50] snub nose mose and holy shit what a shot beautiful beautiful one of a fantastic
[05:47:56] terrific and please any more chef you have any more chef well I appreciate the SP 8
[05:48:06] shank that you gave me course so good sir me empty all this stuff out let me
[05:48:20] skip this song before I get fucking banned again
[05:48:26] Put this in there. Put this in there.
[05:48:33] Alright, you only have one extra mag?
[05:48:37] Yeah, you're a psychopath.
[05:48:40] Alright, I got helmet.
[05:48:42] I'm conservative.
[05:48:44] I got helmet, headphones, armor.
[05:48:47] I'll put you in some meds.
[05:48:53] I don't think I mean I don't know if you need anything
[05:48:57] It's backpack right backpack yeah backpack I put you a saloon in there for you my only good
[05:49:03] Saloon month that's how much I love you bitch um see get over here kiss me on my wet huh
[05:49:11] I'll put an extra stack of ma 55 in there as well let me top off your mag
[05:49:16] got your grenades yeah it'd be good
[05:49:22] variable variable let me turn in these
[05:49:26] quests oh okay I gotta go back up there
[05:49:33] grab the guitar pick terrific eliminate
[05:49:37] any target on streets of Tarkov in one
[05:49:39] raid five eliminate any target of
[05:49:41] interchange five transit from streets
[05:49:43] It's two interchangin' one raid.
[05:49:46] Reserve.
[05:49:51] Oof, I just got boosted and I've been selling all my boosts.
[05:49:56] Tough.
[05:49:57] Tough look, tough look.
[05:50:07] Alrighty.
[05:50:08] Um.
[05:50:13] I'm just gonna turn in these quests real quick.
[05:50:17] But I'm turning this in, I don't care.
[05:50:36] I thought Glory to the CPSU was, um, proper.
[05:50:43] Should be let's skip it. Yeah, there's
[05:50:56] All right, and I think that should be everything
[05:50:58] I know I shouldn't be turning in tool sets for this quest, but I'm also like I just want
[05:51:13] it to be done.
[05:51:14] So I just lost 300k, fuck it, fuck it, I want it to be done.
[05:51:20] You're crazy girl.
[05:51:25] All right, all righty, all righty, you ready?
[05:51:36] Yep.
[05:51:37] All right.
[05:51:38] We grab water, I need to eat and drink, and I'm good to go.
[05:51:43] Did you eat and drink?
[05:51:45] I know you always struggle with that.
[05:51:47] No, I'm good.
[05:51:49] I am good.
[05:51:50] You sure you're not starving yourself again today?
[05:51:53] Nope, no, not today, not today.
[05:51:56] All right, that's good.
[05:51:58] We're making it somewhere.
[05:51:59] Good to hear.
[05:52:00] So you find out I'm lying to you, and I actually am.
[05:52:05] I should probably grab that other key now to that room
[05:52:09] that we keep passing by.
[05:52:14] I suppose, yeah.
[05:52:16] Why not, right?
[05:52:17] No.
[05:52:18] What is that one called?
[05:52:19] We got to do audio pick, more scabs, the debtor, locate the red vials, yeah, that just scared
[05:52:29] the fucking shit out of me.
[05:52:31] Because my picture of peanut with his dick out, talking on the keyboard.
[05:52:36] All right, so I need this one.
[05:52:38] Chad, what key is this?
[05:52:41] Then the surveillance spot wait, what I'm looking for this properties I need real estate agency
[05:53:05] I thought I had that key. I didn't actually so I'm not an asshole all right well you can't
[05:53:18] buy it so okay so we're going here to I don't even know we're going here I might have put
[05:53:27] it in a container and I'm just not seeing it we got a kill scabs grab guitar pick
[05:53:34] over check 15 key. All right. Yeah, do this one the fucking vial. How do we do the vial?
[05:53:43] Yeah, that's we've been on the wrong side of the map for it every time. All right. And
[05:53:46] I have one more food place as well. I'll let you know if it's worth. All right. All right.
[05:53:54] I know where to go. Let's go. Get in there. I've been in my stash for too long. I'm
[05:53:59] I'm losing my mind and I'm ordering Chick-fil-A.
[05:54:02] Terrific.
[05:54:14] Yo, Meen Green, thank you, Matt Bomber.
[05:54:16] Thank you for the five or Snell Digital, Red and Commando.
[05:54:20] Thank you guys so much for the five gifts.
[05:54:22] Welcome everybody, welcome to the community.
[05:54:25] Can we get some W's in the chat
[05:54:26] for all the gift yourselves coming in?
[05:54:27] Thank you guys so much for love
[05:54:28] and thank you for helping grow the community.
[05:54:31] One non-ad watcher at a time.
[05:54:34] We appreciate you guys, man, truly.
[05:54:35] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
[05:54:39] Legends, bro.
[05:54:43] Yo, Chad, you want me to give you a little life hack?
[05:54:45] This is what you do, bro.
[05:54:47] I'll show you when it gets here.
[05:54:49] But when you order food, especially Chick-fil-A,
[05:54:54] basically when you order Chick-fil-A,
[05:54:55] When you order Chick-fil-A, you take the filet, the chicken, chicken, you take the chicken,
[05:55:07] right, and you flip that motherfucker out of the bag, off the buns, you take buffalo sauce
[05:55:16] and Chick-fil-A sauce, put it into the bag that the chicken sandwich came in, then you
[05:55:21] shake you shake that bag with a chicken inside viciously, viciously, okay? Viciously. And
[05:55:35] there you have it. You got a Buffalo Chick-fil-A sandwich. Food hacks with Hutch. Subscribe
[05:55:45] day. You're welcome, boys. That's gonna be 599. Fat. Okay. Okay.
[05:56:01] What's it do this, huh, just do this?
[05:56:14] Oh god, he's eating again, isn't he?
[05:56:27] Let's do this. Let's do this. No, I'm not eating. I was ordering food.
[05:56:37] J-E-E-JACKASS!
[05:56:38] Well, whoa.
[05:56:42] Keeping my face mask is, uh, is that your own face mask?
[05:56:50] Oh, sure.
[05:56:51] I was going to steal it.
[05:56:54] All is love and then having sex during war.
[05:57:04] Mm-hmm.
[05:57:05] Yeah.
[05:57:06] Do we go here relax or no?
[05:57:07] Okay.
[05:57:08] We do another time.
[05:57:09] Oh, I can probably hold it until you have the quest.
[05:57:12] Yeah, probably do that.
[05:57:14] Okay.
[05:57:15] Let's do that.
[05:57:16] Where we go?
[05:57:17] Oh, we can go get that file.
[05:57:20] I'm gonna go get that vial.
[05:57:23] Hey, my last food thing is over here.
[05:57:25] Oi!
[05:57:26] My last food place is over here, right?
[05:57:29] Uh, yeah.
[05:57:30] Over here.
[05:57:37] He's away.
[05:57:40] A good evening, good side!
[05:57:44] Good evening, Captain Dicksaway.
[05:57:46] Good evening, good evening.
[05:57:48] We're just hanging out.
[05:57:50] We're just hanging out in here.
[05:57:53] Just hanging around.
[05:57:55] Everything is fine and normal.
[05:57:58] We're just chillin', man. How are you?
[05:58:05] Oh, lookin' here.
[05:58:06] Goddamn pussy.
[05:58:10] What'd you call me?
[05:58:14] Are you a phenomenon?
[05:58:17] I ain't so old.
[05:58:19] Yeah, it's my boy.
[05:58:22] Sorry, dog aggro. I had to say hi.
[05:58:28] Alright, let's go get that other quest done.
[05:58:30] Yep, yep. Our spongo is, we're running people.
[05:58:44] I'm starting to feel like I'm hitting flow state again, you know?
[05:58:48] Yeah?
[05:58:49] Yeah, like it only took me three months, but I'm starting to feel good.
[05:58:55] All right, so those rest scabs are yours. I just needed to
[05:59:12] All right
[05:59:25] The ravey flow state. Alright. Alright!
[05:59:33] Mob's banned 5 people. Someone who hasn't said anything and is undeserving
[05:59:39] timed them out for 10 minutes just to make them feel alive.
[05:59:43] Why is everyone... Wait, hold on. Don't...
[05:59:49] Don't ban anyone. Why is everyone...
[05:59:52] People coming over.
[05:59:53] Street.
[05:59:57] Both dead.
[05:59:58] Both dead.
[05:59:58] Yeah, yeah, both dead.
[05:59:59] Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
[06:00:00] Oh, no, I'm third.
[06:00:02] Behind the bus.
[06:00:08] I'm nading.
[06:00:09] Oh, I don't have a nade.
[06:00:10] Still on a nade.
[06:00:10] Still on a nade.
[06:00:17] Still back there.
[06:00:19] Oh, he got me.
[06:00:20] Oh, fuck!
[06:00:22] Fuck mew, fuck!
[06:00:52] How's that toe feeling, bitch pussy?
[06:01:14] Good work. Good fucking work. That right there. And class is in session. Gentlemen, today you
[06:01:32] are going to be learning how to fuck a man. Welcome in. Let's go, boys! Come on! That
[06:01:42] That is what I'm talking about.
[06:01:46] You like that shit?
[06:01:47] Do you like that shit?
[06:01:48] Are you hard right now?
[06:01:49] Cause I am!
[06:01:52] Woo!
[06:01:57] Huts is a veteran at fucking men.
[06:02:01] That's not...
[06:02:02] I meant like fucking men up.
[06:02:04] Like...
[06:02:06] That is awkward.
[06:02:07] That didn't come out right did it?
[06:02:09] Hey you're penis maxing, you're penis maxing.
[06:02:12] My bad boss. I like this scab tell me real quick and just make it all worth nothing
[06:02:19] Okay
[06:02:21] Well, this isn't a lot of shit
[06:02:24] Of a 19 will smell you
[06:02:30] Good news is that I have somewhat of a large bag
[06:02:36] Emphasis on the somewhat part
[06:02:42] Level five, level five.
[06:02:49] Uh, yeah.
[06:02:54] Okay, first time.
[06:03:02] These two guys.
[06:03:04] I wonder if I killed this guy.
[06:03:06] If I did.
[06:03:07] You got him, Bo.
[06:03:08] Oh my.
[06:03:09] God!
[06:03:10] I
[06:03:16] Blow state I'm telling you flow state
[06:03:40] What's bigger that one is 30 this one's 30
[06:03:49] good news is I do have green flare you're not gonna be waiting for long
[06:03:56] beautiful we'll grab a drink while I wait yes sir I'll be right back yes sir yes
[06:04:05] Yes
[06:04:08] Seven and forty chat seven and forty boys seven in
[06:04:22] Yo, I appreciate the 20 man, thank you for the love dude
[06:04:26] Did they did we post the second video already?
[06:04:29] Of all the I know we post the one with P. Early. Do we post the one with everybody?
[06:04:33] oh we did hell yeah I'm glad to hear you guys are enjoying it bro yeah it was a
[06:04:45] lot of fun we're gonna after a week I'm gonna interview everybody again and see
[06:04:50] how everyone's wife is doing which I'm really looking forward to
[06:04:54] Don't be at me. Please, guy.
[06:05:04] B-2.
[06:05:14] I want to know what the ant flow is visiting is that the flow you're speaking of ant flow
[06:05:22] uh well because my chat is telling me it's a gravy flow that makes sense what I mean
[06:05:32] what the fuck you're supposed to have my back I'm sorry I'm sorry jackasses it's a slip
[06:05:41] I'm about to slip it in. I'm about to slip it in.
[06:05:45] Geez, geez.
[06:05:47] Oh, please, no.
[06:05:49] Oh, God, that'd be so terrible.
[06:05:53] All right, now I do have bad news.
[06:05:57] Yeah, I'm sure you can't get much of my shit.
[06:06:00] I... ah, dude.
[06:06:02] There's three dead guys. I get it.
[06:06:06] I get it.
[06:06:08] All right, I was fully prepared the second I died
[06:06:15] There's a luckily again, you're not playing with peanut as lucky as I am as lucky as you are
[06:06:21] We're not playing with pee so I'm gonna do everything in my power to get as much as possible
[06:06:27] The most important thing to me is probably begun. Okay anything else. I
[06:06:34] Not that's not about okay. All right
[06:06:39] All right
[06:06:42] That I have fair was a very poor swing on my part. I don't know what I was thinking
[06:06:48] Dude these are great headphones will drop my cells even though that hurts me
[06:06:54] Kind of armor plates do you have in here a five I can
[06:06:57] It's just no way because all the headphones are the best headphones
[06:07:10] I'm tech six come
[06:07:13] I'll drop these for you. I'm gonna bring your level five plate out and your gun fuck
[06:07:22] I can't leave this gun it's too pretty
[06:08:27] Okay.
[06:09:27] I wish I wish my head worked like that.
[06:09:49] What?
[06:09:50] How about your head?
[06:09:51] I wish my head worked like that.
[06:09:52] I wish I could eat, not wear a helmet and eat headshots like that scab did, that'd be pretty cute.
[06:10:00] Would be nice.
[06:10:08] No, I'm not giving anyone a headshot.
[06:10:10] Put it in your pants, man!
[06:10:16] They're horny.
[06:10:18] They're all horny.
[06:10:20] Riled up dogs.
[06:10:22] The route of dogs.
[06:10:24] I'm fat.
[06:10:28] Yo, JV.
[06:10:30] And here's another 20.
[06:10:32] I'm undeserving, JV.
[06:10:34] I'm undeserving, ma'am.
[06:10:36] Thank you so much for the love, bro.
[06:10:40] Thank you everybody so much, JV and all.
[06:10:43] Thank you guys so much for the love, all the subs.
[06:10:46] Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Can I get W's in all chance? Put a wave
[06:11:01] of the dubs. A wave of the W's. I appreciate everybody, man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
[06:11:08] Thank you, thank you.
[06:11:09] Sure, thank you, everybody.
[06:11:11] Come here, come here, say thank you.
[06:11:16] Daddy.
[06:11:16] Oh, say thank you, everybody.
[06:11:20] Say thank you, thank you.
[06:11:23] I'm such a good boy.
[06:11:26] I'm such a good boy.
[06:11:29] And if you fuck around, I'll forget.
[06:11:34] Come here, there.
[06:11:38] There he is.
[06:12:03] What do I need to bring?
[06:12:05] A little lift, no thanks.
[06:12:07] do you have so I have your gun for sure um oh i was muted so I have your gun for sure I grabbed your
[06:12:22] I have your headset all right and are you down bad on helmets no I'm not okay bring your helmet
[06:12:31] then it's pussier. Give me one moment I'll tell you everything. Bring your armor in bring
[06:12:43] a new armor in but a level four in the back no plate in the front I got your level five
[06:12:47] plate. Trust me if there was a you had the most fucked up armor it was like you know
[06:12:57] the the the bag release yeah it was it's shaped like that so i just couldn't stack it in my inventory
[06:13:05] and right whenever i was gonna try and figure it out there was another player that walked around
[06:13:09] and i got scared both i got scared i got scared both i didn't want to lose everything
[06:13:16] but the g36 is here well it's i have a backpack for you it's a t30 you can have this t30
[06:13:27] Or you just I'll just know you to try zip instead. Um, uh, police, not does.
[06:13:39] Bring extra, uh, extra mags. I can bring you, uh, MA 5581 because I can just buy it. I don't
[06:13:46] think you can, right? No, I cannot. Yeah, let me, I'll just bring you a stack.
[06:13:50] I'm trying to think of anything else. Is there anything else? It's like shit. I have to bring that again for you
[06:13:59] I don't think so.
[06:14:01] No, you're good.
[06:14:02] Yeah, I think we're good.
[06:14:03] Cool.
[06:14:04] Hutch also left a note at a local truck stop bathroom for burly dudes to meet up for quote
[06:14:19] manly love.
[06:14:22] Is this true, Hutch?
[06:14:28] No.
[06:14:30] No, that didn't sound like convincing.
[06:14:35] No, I simply left a note that said, hey guys, this is Hutch.
[06:14:41] Hutch was here, call me at this number if you have any questions.
[06:14:46] That's it.
[06:14:46] Right.
[06:14:47] I was trying to be helpful.
[06:14:48] Hey, can a gupa not be helpful?
[06:14:51] Yeah, I have no problem.
[06:14:53] I see no problem whatsoever.
[06:14:55] Yeah, I'm just trying to help everybody out.
[06:14:58] God forbid somebody gets lost, finds their way into a trucker's bathroom, they're going
[06:15:02] to be able to find their way out of there because they can call me and I'll tell them
[06:15:05] where to go.
[06:15:06] It makes sense to me.
[06:15:09] Thank you.
[06:15:10] Thank you for clearing that out for me.
[06:15:11] No problem.
[06:15:12] No problem.
[06:15:13] So going over it again, you're going to have a level five plate, 80 bullets, gun,
[06:15:18] and headphones.
[06:15:19] Perfect.
[06:15:20] Cool.
[06:15:22] Cool
[06:15:24] God I feel like a dirty bastard this being the only thing I brought you out. Oh
[06:15:30] Your face mask that is
[06:15:34] Damaged
[06:15:41] Don't make it did a whole lot
[06:15:45] Yeah, yeah, go ahead
[06:15:49] I'm gonna I need about just two minutes. I have to lower swap this M4 because it is all hell
[06:15:58] I'm now getting word that somebody literally found their stream from your lewd bathroom message. Can you
[06:16:06] Can't can that's called good marketing one and can you just can we just ignore
[06:16:12] or the people calling me out for what I'm leaving
[06:16:16] in the bathroom, what I do from 9 30 p.m. to 4 a.m.
[06:16:21] on a Thursday through Sunday basis is between me
[06:16:25] and whoever finds the note, okay?
[06:16:27] You're not wrong.
[06:16:28] It's like when you go on a cruise
[06:16:31] and you find those ducks laying around,
[06:16:33] you know what I'm talking about?
[06:16:34] You ever been on a cruise?
[06:16:35] Right, right.
[06:16:36] It's very similar to that,
[06:16:37] but with my number inside of truck stop bathrooms,
[06:16:41] almost like a game.
[06:16:41] Okay. It's normal. All right. All right. I'm sorry for questioning. It was all good. I worry and I gotta check in on you. But I appreciate you trying to keep me safe. It seems like it seems like you got it all figured out.
[06:16:55] Down to the numbers. I mean, I got everywhere from Northern Alabama down to Southwest Florida. I mean, I got around with it. Okay.
[06:17:06] It's all about marketing, you know, and some people typically like buy those signs on the
[06:17:12] side of the highway for their marketing me, I hire homeless people at the local 7 11s,
[06:17:19] right, flying J's and Bucky's and I as they travel around, they leave my strings in the
[06:17:28] bathrooms for marketing.
[06:17:30] Makes sense.
[06:17:31] Yep.
[06:17:32] Glad we could clear that up.
[06:17:34] Absolutely.
[06:17:35] questions no I think I think we're good for now okay you let me know if any more
[06:17:40] rise I feel free I will I will I will answer what if I can of course of course
[06:17:47] alright let me lower swap this chat cheat code let me show you a little
[06:17:53] sum sum if you're new to the game pay attention if you're old to the game
[06:17:57] you already know this fuck you lower swapping you see how this is 91
[06:18:01] durability honestly do I need to lower swap no what's 91 you don't really
[06:18:05] to lower swap anything above 89 durability but I'm going to do it anyways to show everybody
[06:18:11] lower swap all you have to do is pull literally everything off of your gun like so then you go
[06:18:18] to the same gun same type I'm just going to delete it all because God forbid I do not want to have
[06:18:24] to figure out how to put this in my stash and then this is the lower with 100 durability this
[06:18:30] This is the lower with 90, delete the 91 or you could sell it and assemble.
[06:18:37] Bop, bop, bop and bop.
[06:18:41] Now we have an M4 at 100 durability ready to rock and roll.
[06:18:44] That is the easiest way to replace your guns.
[06:18:47] I know a lot of you guys are in here going, yeah, we know this, but believe it or not,
[06:18:52] there are people who do feel the warm embrace of women in this chat and they are the
[06:18:58] the ones who I am talking to, not you, okay?
[06:19:02] Is there is or was any confusion?
[06:19:10] Let me grab PKs and then we're good.
[06:19:17] You check out the new background
[06:19:18] we got with the Battle Pass, it's pretty sick.
[06:19:21] Wait, how do I put it on?
[06:19:23] If you go to settings, game, main menu background,
[06:19:27] Select server room.
[06:19:32] Game, main menu, note malfunction,
[06:19:36] main menu background, server room.
[06:19:41] Oh, that's cool looking.
[06:19:44] Right, that pretty sick.
[06:19:45] I've never changed it.
[06:19:47] This is the first time I've ever changed it.
[06:19:49] Oh, I gotta turn this question in.
[06:19:50] I've made you wait so long and I'm so sorry.
[06:19:52] Ah, you're fine.
[06:19:55] I'm sorry guys.
[06:19:56] Oh, wonderful, I've unlocked 5,000 more quests.
[06:20:01] Beautiful.
[06:20:10] Damn, paramedics with .25 rep with therapist.
[06:20:16] What is it?
[06:20:18] The one where you gotta find the phone
[06:20:20] in one of the ambulances,
[06:20:21] but it spawns on a random one each time.
[06:20:23] Oh, really?
[06:20:25] Pain in the ass to find but it's worth 0.25 or up with with the error test.
[06:20:29] I just got the turn in gas analyzer's quest.
[06:20:34] Really?
[06:20:35] Yep.
[06:20:35] That is how much I have done.
[06:20:37] Oh, I just got paramedic as well.
[06:20:39] Okay, we, this is actually perfect.
[06:20:41] We're on the exact same ones.
[06:20:42] Yep.
[06:20:43] All right.
[06:20:44] Let me accept this one last Yeager task.
[06:20:48] I hate when it tells me I can accept a task but it doesn't show me a task.
[06:20:52] Yep.
[06:20:53] It's the best.
[06:20:54] So what are do we still need to be doing streets? Are you good on streets? You want to go somewhere else because I have a lot?
[06:21:01] Yeah, I
[06:21:03] Everywhere to we can I
[06:21:07] Don't care. Oh, where else would you want to go? I?
[06:21:15] Do you have the the gas analyzers I do
[06:21:18] Well, no, I don't do that.
[06:21:20] I was going to say we could go factory, but I don't know if I want to have you bring me
[06:21:23] that gear on that map, but yeah, let's do it.
[06:21:26] Or we can go, we can go to shoreline.
[06:21:30] Do you have a shoreline quest?
[06:21:31] Yeah, I got shoreline.
[06:21:32] We'll go do that.
[06:21:33] I have to locate Yeager's health resort room with a view of the bay.
[06:21:39] Which one is that?
[06:21:40] Health resort room.
[06:21:48] I have to go down there too. We can do that. I have to go market table down there. Do you
[06:22:02] by chance have nods? Nods? Nods. Okay. Locate and obtain any info about Terra's research
[06:22:19] And a West Wing of Resort.
[06:22:22] I think that's 306.
[06:22:27] West 306.
[06:22:32] 306 for that one, right, Chat?
[06:22:37] That's 306.
[06:22:42] I heard Hutch was banned from Love's Truck Stops.
[06:22:45] I'm not questioning you. I just
[06:22:49] Choose sex. Are you still out of that one? What which one?
[06:22:54] Loves
[06:23:01] I can't hear you source subject. I can't hear you come back later understood understood
[06:23:10] I'm sorry, dude. I
[06:23:15] I hate having to look these up. Just tell me what I need. Why make me look it up on the wiki?
[06:23:24] Don't bring
[06:23:26] The extra bag for me
[06:23:28] All stuff in your bag because I need to bring a six. All right. All right. I'm
[06:23:35] Un-tar
[06:23:37] Un-tar
[06:23:38] I need to do 306 got it
[06:23:53] me unload some of these keys real quick I grab all of my keys and wonderful I
[06:24:02] I got one more key to check and then we are good to go. Finally, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
[06:24:12] We need this. That's that. And then what is this? I need more power.
[06:24:21] 2019 to 20 either one, okay.
[06:24:29] that's
[06:24:43] like so much
[06:24:45] somebody said we're parted
[06:24:52] well bro listen I am listen I
[06:24:56] Typically like I usually go through this part like the last time I've truly gotten this far in the quests
[06:25:05] You say you don't need a backpack
[06:25:07] No, I do not need a backpack the last time I got this far in the quest
[06:25:11] I was with summit and he was just shaper running me. He was like, oh, you're gonna do this
[06:25:14] So we're gonna do that and I I never like ever
[06:25:19] Do this shit myself like ever and
[06:25:22] And I just have to check all the leader. I'm literally the yeah, I just follow the leader and I just kill people
[06:25:29] That's it. That's the only way I've ever really played this game
[06:25:32] So now that I'm sitting here trying to figure out what I need to do. I'm in literal hell
[06:25:37] There we go
[06:25:39] You don't need the armor plate you need the armor plate, right? Yes, okay
[06:25:44] Okay.
[06:25:45] Chats confusing me over here are giving me the old Swapardusky.
[06:25:56] Yeah, we've got a couple of those people today.
[06:26:06] Why are you guys watching Hutch?
[06:26:10] Unbelievable.
[06:26:12] What time does peanut get on?
[06:26:16] I need my bungulator.
[06:26:33] Yo, I appreciate you, Lilith.
[06:26:35] Thank you so much for the four months, man.
[06:26:37] Thank you for the love.
[06:26:38] Jack, we get some love here for Lilith.
[06:26:40] Thank you for the kind words.
[06:26:42] Thank you.
[06:26:43] Charlie, thank you for the five gifted farts.
[06:26:45] Tsunami, thank you for the prom.
[06:26:46] Esel and big old red.
[06:26:48] Thank you.
[06:26:49] Hi, baby.
[06:26:55] Oh, dude, listen, man, it's the internet.
[06:26:57] It's the internet.
[06:26:59] I cared about what dumbasses said on the internet.
[06:27:04] I wouldn't be doing this for a living.
[06:27:07] I
[06:27:09] Do this
[06:27:20] Oh, we got we got best one we got a best one we got a spot we got to go you know when you're ready
[06:27:27] Yep, go play my gun gun gun
[06:27:30] We'll plant that shit as fast as you can I'm gonna go mark this table and then we gotta get the fuck out of dodge
[06:28:00] Planting.
[06:28:01] Alright, be careful, this guy is going to be on the road.
[06:28:25] guy coming on the road yeah yeah I'll put this side oh I'm placing I'm almost done
[06:28:35] all right I'm done placing is that you jumping no him
[06:28:44] is that you peeking no I'm on the side here he's above me or below me I don't
[06:28:50] know is he up on the bridge must be I heard him jump I don't want you to get
[06:29:02] peaked by him I'm not seeing him trying place he's over there though that's for
[06:29:10] sure no I love I love this quest and where I have to sit here and find the
[06:29:17] hard spot for this area instead of it just making it the whole area where I
[06:29:22] just place this shit I have to find the perfect angle to place it
[06:29:35] shop a lot lizard tight would have been better just place it please please
[06:29:39] game you okay I'm losing my mind because I know a bullet's gonna come at any
[06:29:49] moment and it's not let me place this shit
[06:30:00] I haven't seen this guy
[06:30:09] see what else I got to do
[06:30:13] I got it!
[06:30:17] alrighty oh my gosh that was
[06:30:21] dude my adrenaline I was just waiting for a headshot
[06:30:25] as I was trying to place that damn thing freaking out
[06:30:29] alright quest done beautiful
[06:30:33] I still don't know where road goes
[06:30:37] still don't know where road guy is there he is are you alive he's hurt he's hurt
[06:30:48] yeah that you know that's him I see him oh I don't have mags I didn't know I
[06:31:01] spare mags he's fucking I kill him I kill him I'm so close to dead he's coughing
[06:31:07] up there he's dead. Good work. Son of a bitch.
[06:31:13] I'm gonna move him up. How does he survive with that?
[06:31:18] I'm pretty safe. I'm just gonna come down here for a second. Grab his shit and move on.
[06:31:23] I just need his mags I'll give you all the rest of this shit. Oh you're good
[06:31:27] You good? You good? Got it all? Yep, yep, yep.
[06:31:38] I gotta do the Colt.
[06:31:43] Colt, got it.
[06:31:46] Uh, that was probably my next one.
[06:31:52] I gotta pause this bush real quick. Yeah, do your thing.
[06:31:57] Yeah, don't worry about me. Don't worry about me. It's like the truck stop bathroom.
[06:32:14] All right
[06:32:22] Let's go, this little bitch was suckin' air.
[06:32:33] Oh dude, that's why I, I, I, I'd like, I knew he ran over there, but I don't know,
[06:32:39] He must have literally, bro, laid in that bush and just crawled to get an angle on you
[06:32:49] You're alive. Yeah, me too
[06:32:57] I'm sick of dying boss. Yeah, I hear that which way are we going?
[06:33:04] Just cross the street go
[06:33:09] And do you need to go in the resort or do you need to go to the village I do have I do have a quest in resort
[06:33:19] Okay, I have a couple of questions behind a key. What question is that?
[06:33:23] Healthcare privacy part two. I have the key and it is behind the door 306 we can go knock that out
[06:33:30] So that would be that 700k
[06:33:32] God damn. Yeah, don't worry
[06:33:34] I've gotten in a fight over in this area every time I've read over here, so just be ready. I'm not kidding you, man
[06:33:41] It's like the new hotspot. I don't know why
[06:33:44] I'm telling you new players just shake things up when it comes to like where you're gonna get done fights and shit
[06:33:51] People are just in weird places. Well, you know what's crazy, too
[06:33:54] Is the large majority of the people I've died to or I bought here had bush for
[06:34:00] now
[06:34:04] watch that turn out to be like one of the best modifiers and we laugh at it
[06:34:10] oh baby I did I got you a sandwich or nuggets
[06:34:16] every one of you don't choose I will steal I also got you a cookie no problem
[06:34:26] No, I'm all good.
[06:34:29] Love you.
[06:34:31] I am maximum 99 out of 99.
[06:34:34] Nothing's ever perfect.
[06:34:36] I'm distracted. I have a Chick-fil-A, chicken sandwich,
[06:34:40] and a large fry with a Dr. P.
[06:34:43] I'm visiting the doctor today,
[06:34:45] and I'm the only doctor I like to see.
[06:34:48] Horse food is distracting you.
[06:34:51] I mean, it's not distracting me, brother.
[06:34:53] I can feel my mouth salivating.
[06:34:59] Santa car.
[06:35:02] Is there any bussy?
[06:35:06] Potentially.
[06:35:14] Have you not?
[06:35:16] There's been a wacky...
[06:35:19] Santa, you killed Santa!
[06:35:23] We're going up to 3-6.
[06:35:30] Come on, video.
[06:35:37] So, beat.
[06:35:39] Beat, pussy.
[06:35:42] Pussy.
[06:35:51] My man got my man started talking shit on twitch got called retarded
[06:35:59] Got banned and then moved over to kick
[06:36:04] How dedicated are you? Do you want to see my penis? What do you want from me? You freak?
[06:36:12] The hell's wrong with you?
[06:36:16] Now shut up. I need my chicken sandwich. Good Nass
[06:36:21] Pick chat commslers is what it is
[06:36:36] Actually, don't do that. It's a joke
[06:36:38] Broke
[06:36:40] Kick chat it's unhinged over there. They'll do it. I don't care about nothing. All right
[06:36:45] All right
[06:36:47] To do six I brought that key as well. You should have that a lot or a quest
[06:36:58] I don't think I do a master key
[06:37:02] Wet job. It's not you don't have the one for was that a flashlight?
[06:37:07] Later on near to do six. I believe I just saw a flashlight go through the ground
[06:37:13] Nice
[06:37:17] Could be that light right there though.
[06:37:24] Probably.
[06:37:33] All righty doors open quest on
[06:38:03] Oh, nice. Thank you. That's sad.
[06:38:09] JS6 as well.
[06:38:13] Nice.
[06:38:27] Alright, what do you now?
[06:38:29] Um, I don't know a master key is located and came a key to a closed premises
[06:38:36] Unshoreline and where that is master key. Is that the one?
[06:38:41] At snow on down in the bunker. Yeah, I think so. I think this one on the bunker
[06:38:46] And I have colt which is you know
[06:38:49] They're called house and village. Yeah, that's it over there. Let's go down right now
[06:38:57] First for me
[06:38:59] Do you want loot? Do you need money or no?
[06:39:03] No, I'm doing fine. I have like almost four mil.
[06:39:06] Yeah, I'm right there too.
[06:39:20] Are you 64 audio headphones?
[06:39:22] Did they get rid of some of the like wet job parts?
[06:39:25] Because I thought that was like wet job part four before.
[06:39:28] now it's part one. I think they just combined it.
[06:39:33] Yeah, we gotta go over here.
[06:39:38] Yup.
[06:39:47] I do reject!
[06:39:58] That's the sniper scavenger shot, I think it is.
[06:40:05] That's a looted scab.
[06:40:10] Should be right here.
[06:40:16] That's crazy.
[06:40:23] still and that's awesome bro congrats ma'am love watching you still piece of leadex
[06:40:47] yesterday he deserved it I dude I cannot explain the happiness I felt to my core
[06:40:59] stealing that from him
[06:41:03] You playing with me today?
[06:41:16] Probably.
[06:41:17] I don't know.
[06:41:20] We'll play you both.
[06:41:25] We'll probably get on early like he's been doing.
[06:41:31] He's been addicted as well. All right. Do you want to swing over into the village? I get the cult then. Yeah. Yeah, just right down here
[06:41:40] It's the
[06:41:42] On the dead body of the church.
[06:41:44] Yeah.
[06:41:44] Oh, yeah.
[06:41:46] Yeah, I mean, we're right next to the extract on up.
[06:41:49] And it seemed like it was going on this raid.
[06:41:56] It wasn't seem very busy.
[06:41:58] I'm going to say that and then get sniped from Narnia.
[06:42:00] Yeah, dude, on this map of all maps,
[06:42:03] like, do you remember how I don't remember
[06:42:07] what WIPA was, but every raid was like 30 people
[06:42:10] in the fucking raid.
[06:42:11] There was so many people and you would literally just spawn in and lay down like 10 minutes
[06:42:17] Let the raid develop and then you'd move. Did you ever do that?
[06:42:21] Yep
[06:42:24] 100% I
[06:42:25] Swear that that's what people are doing again like they're they're spawning in
[06:42:30] They're laying in bushes laying in houses and just sitting for 15 20 minutes
[06:42:35] And then they'll move to get their quest done, which is smart
[06:42:38] Yeah, it's smart but like that's boring man, like the fights will make this game fun.
[06:42:44] That's what happens when you die a lot.
[06:42:46] I mean the hell, I can't judge, I've been there myself many a times.
[06:42:51] I've only done it like, I don't know, I've done it for like certain quests but I've
[06:42:55] never like done it consistently.
[06:42:58] Oh bro, I'd use the-
[06:42:59] The most that I ever camped for was the guide.
[06:43:02] Oh yeah, we survived five in a row.
[06:43:06] Yeah.
[06:43:07] through to one. I'll do it. I sat on shoreline on that hill shooting people
[06:43:12] going to the dock for shooter born for hours or on top of the awning and
[06:43:18] interchangeery jump up and camp the extract. Yeah.
[06:43:25] Yeah, that's a good spot. I usually do my shooter borns from there.
[06:43:28] Because people still don't know what exists. But if you get spotted,
[06:43:30] you're fucking dead.
[06:43:31] I
[06:43:33] Did a dead player and lay oh shit
[06:43:39] Right here
[06:43:45] All right good I am good to go to the other amount three twice done
[06:43:54] Now I don't I still hutch hutch he is allergic to morphine
[06:43:59] And I don't think he knows the other two. I have not found any allergies yet
[06:44:06] So it's either really really bad or really really good at this point. There's no in-between
[06:44:14] Good
[06:44:17] Yep, oh
[06:44:20] Bad no shape
[06:44:23] Not me. I'm over here
[06:44:25] Yeah
[06:44:28] Challenge yeah
[06:44:30] Bite out of a banana. They can cure the arteries quality fire
[06:44:41] You're showing chat the cookie. Oh you gave Chad a bite
[06:44:46] W1. Thank you. Oh, yeah
[06:44:55] That was Cloaksy feeding me?
[06:45:09] So my wife feeding me is too far, but Cloaksy, driving to my house and feeding me cookies,
[06:45:16] that's normal?
[06:45:17] Great raid, great raid.
[06:45:19] Listen, wasn't any PVP, but we accomplished a lot.
[06:45:24] what matters. Yelp. Are you saying I'm that dude, by the way? Oh my God. Are you staying
[06:45:33] on to play tonight? Um, probably not. I do this. It's fucking hell, man.
[06:45:43] Evening is my my responsibilities time. Yeah, I feel it. Oh, I hear you. How old
[06:45:51] The little one had a deuce you say it or no. Yeah, I have a two-year-old and a five-year-old almost six-year-old
[06:46:01] Yelp, that's awesome, man, but yeah, I bet you're fucking busy right now. Yeah
[06:46:09] Definitely keeps me busy
[06:46:16] All right
[06:46:21] Okay
[06:46:23] Well, it's too big big quest done
[06:46:27] man
[06:46:30] No way to do that key quest for ever
[06:46:36] And I am starting to just absolutely stack the reserve quests
[06:46:44] I mean, this isn't the best twitch name you've heard a long time what booty hole bicker
[06:46:51] Really, they fly close to the side here.
[06:46:56] And as I said, that is a crazy name.
[06:46:59] I've seen a couple crazy ones.
[06:47:01] I don't know what's going on.
[06:47:04] There's a lot of crackheads today.
[06:47:07] Yep.
[06:47:08] A lot of crackheads.
[06:47:10] A lot of crackheads.
[06:47:11] Oh, I don't think I...
[06:47:14] I think it's this.
[06:47:18] Ah, that guy that we fought is 24 so far this way, with a 4.7 flat KD.
[06:47:27] I think Bush's might be his best friend.
[06:47:29] Oh, the guy who, dude, I'm telling you, he jumped and did not move a muscle until he
[06:47:36] started shooting you first.
[06:47:38] He's a patient player.
[06:47:41] He's very patient.
[06:47:43] Even that
[06:47:47] Very patience the most the most of patience
[06:47:51] Mm-hmm. All right. I'm down to go literally everywhere. You call it. I've so many pasts now and I've done so many
[06:47:58] I'm just kind of like dead inside
[06:48:02] You know that
[06:48:06] Turn this key real quick
[06:48:13] Let's see um you go through I would really like to get these stupid ground zero tasks
[06:48:26] out of the way if we could do that I would be forever grateful well we've been winning
[06:48:34] might as well start losing yeah okay I'm in let's do it because if I don't do it I'm
[06:48:40] I'm just gonna keep neglecting it
[06:48:42] like you've been neglecting it.
[06:48:44] Let's do it.
[06:48:45] I got Costas LLC senior manager's car.
[06:48:50] Stash the letter, the receptionist.
[06:48:54] Don't care about that.
[06:48:55] I gotta do the machine guns.
[06:48:57] Yeah, I got machine guns, the wine bottle,
[06:49:02] the scientist and take the car extract.
[06:49:05] All right, cool.
[06:49:10] I honestly might get lucky and just run into a bunch of Timmy's.
[06:49:17] See, that or it's going to be people jerking their shit in the corner of the bolt action.
[06:49:25] I never thought there would be a map worse than Woods, but people love sitting on those
[06:49:31] staircases and beating the fuck out of everyone else.
[06:49:38] is so bad. Do it, do it, do it. Joe, thank you so much for the Fiverr's in. I appreciate
[06:49:51] you and Papa, thank you for the Fiverr as well, bro. I know we've been listening to
[06:49:58] the same music. I tried to change up the music today and immediately got DMCA'd. So
[06:50:06] what it is is what it is
[06:50:15] we're just gonna stop
[06:50:17] what's freakin do this hutch
[06:50:21] this is our fucking raid alright
[06:50:24] this is our raid
[06:50:25] this is our team we bleep blue
[06:50:29] have you seen that guy? that's right
[06:50:31] no i am not
[06:50:32] No idea what you're talking about.
[06:50:36] Your chat window.
[06:50:49] It just basically, basically it's the average Colts fan.
[06:51:02] All right, mate.
[06:51:14] Colts guy sings a song every week before they play.
[06:51:21] And how do I say this?
[06:51:26] Probably should have.
[06:51:30] Someone in the chalice app.
[06:51:32] great guy I have the Swiss swiftest of all minds
[06:51:47] it's one of those where you go good job buddy good job here we go shrimp to the
[06:51:53] liquor store man you're the brains I have food right now
[06:52:02] Until I finish eating these fries, I am a fraction of the man I usually am.
[06:52:09] Makes sense to me.
[06:52:14] I think it's up these stairs.
[06:52:20] And into the opposite side.
[06:52:25] Go through here.
[06:52:27] Yes!
[06:52:32] Oh, wow you fancy
[06:52:38] Fancy so fancy. All right, that's the wine bottle
[06:52:50] You don't want to stare at it just like two more minutes longer
[06:52:56] Yeah, I'll take care of you. Hmm
[06:52:58] So this, this is the tree that I eat so far, my teammate beats me off, I mean, oh my gosh,
[06:53:07] dude, that looks insane.
[06:53:17] That looks insane.
[06:53:18] I don't even want to look down at you.
[06:53:24] Got my beard all white.
[06:53:26] All right, let's do this shit
[06:53:32] All right
[06:53:34] There is nothing someone said take it to VR chat for fuck's sake
[06:53:39] Have you ever done the VR chat shit? I've never I've watched it like people people making videos on it
[06:53:46] I I watched a guy who's like hated and every time he says hey was going on they recognize his voice like
[06:53:56] That was the loudest turn I've ever heard in my entire life.
[06:54:06] How do I, how do we get to him?
[06:54:12] Uh, through that hallway we went through that we already came through.
[06:54:16] He's peeking outside careful.
[06:54:19] I'm a move you just hold up
[06:54:28] oh yeah he's here
[06:54:43] oh it's a scab
[06:54:46] Yeah that guy was like phantom pain and he like picks on the one girl that says she's allergic to tomato so he throws tomatoes at her
[06:54:55] She says she's having an allergic reaction through the game
[06:54:59] That guy's hilarious
[06:55:00] Boy they start getting pissed
[06:55:03] Thank you baby
[06:55:04] Boy they start getting pissed and they're like you're phantoming me you're phantoming me i can feel you
[06:55:10] Don't do that
[06:55:13] I love that bro that shakes cracks
[06:55:16] That shit cracks me up because to a certain extent like whenever I play GTA that's what I feel like I'm doing to people
[06:55:24] You know like whatever I give someone a ticket and they're like I've been working as a lawyer for nine hours in the last three days
[06:55:30] And you're gonna give me a ticket worth all that money
[06:55:33] I feel like in a way, I'm doing that to people, you know?
[06:55:38] There's people in here.
[06:55:43] Oh, what's going on man? How you doing?
[06:55:47] How are you? You doing okay?
[06:55:51] What you doing up there?
[06:55:56] You being quiet?
[06:56:01] Locked in
[06:56:04] They're gonna be holding that staircase. I don't want to enter from here
[06:56:07] I see we go all the way to the garage and work are all work all the way back up
[06:56:11] Yep, yep, yep
[06:56:18] Hi
[06:56:31] I'm gonna grab that key, and I don't really need it, but yeah I guess I'll grab it.
[06:56:51] Might as well, might as well, might as well, because if they're sitting in there it's gonna
[06:56:54] be a lot easier to push them that way.
[06:56:57] Yeah.
[06:56:58] Don't know what I mean.
[06:57:01] Oh dude I'm so excited for football bro.
[06:57:15] I'm so excited.
[06:57:18] Listen, we're coming up.
[06:57:24] Come out with your hands up and your penis out and you will not be harmed.
[06:57:30] What'd you say?
[06:57:35] Sir, I don't want to hurt you.
[06:57:41] Say that again.
[06:57:52] I want to talk to us.
[06:57:57] All right, we're coming in
[06:58:02] How's that how's that tater toss that tater?
[06:58:07] That you pulled that pin no, okay. Well, this guy might have an impact
[06:58:15] He's wrote he thrown it up there, so I take that corner. Yeah, that's an open
[06:58:21] knows I open
[06:58:24] Thank you
[06:58:27] God that long that hallway is so long I'm gonna pop you care hold up
[06:58:46] Last opportunity hands up, paint us out
[06:58:54] What'd you say?
[06:59:06] Watch out, don't go all the way down the hall.
[06:59:12] He's gonna be behind you.
[06:59:18] You're hungry, aren't you?
[06:59:19] You forgot to eat, huh?
[06:59:21] yeah thank you i didn't forget to eat i just ran out all right i ran out never forget to eat
[06:59:31] never my fault there you hold this i need to make sure you have the right way behind
[06:59:47] I
[06:59:51] Science his door is not open
[06:59:54] It's probably in that other room where he's stuck in this corner
[07:00:00] This is all good close that door can we close this door
[07:00:12] Yeah, this is an open yet, but he could be in here. Yeah, I think he is
[07:00:17] Oh God this is hell.
[07:00:24] Yeah this is actually horrible.
[07:00:29] Nothing is clear.
[07:00:35] It's weird.
[07:00:39] This is clear.
[07:00:44] all right we have worked our way all the way to this door last chance
[07:00:59] listen bro is the plan I'm running through jump out the window went down
[07:01:03] but I feel like yeah I think what
[07:01:15] actually happened when we rotated you
[07:01:22] gave up that peak to follow me and he
[07:01:24] just ran out I don't know we would
[07:01:28] heard that too. Maybe, maybe not. Are you gone? Whatever. Whatever. Probably a kidney
[07:01:41] Anyway, yeah
[07:02:01] Taking all the sniper spots, I don't see anything
[07:02:06] Oh, you took the car so I can't do that quest
[07:02:08] He must have went out and took the car, I'm telling you, this motherfucker fucked my side.
[07:02:15] Yeah, that's what we get from playing like plusses.
[07:02:18] Oh fuck, I'm gonna be stuck.
[07:02:21] What the?
[07:02:22] Did you see that?
[07:02:24] I didn't see that, I saw everything about that.
[07:02:28] Holy shit.
[07:02:30] I broke both my legs, I'm gonna be here this time.
[07:02:34] I'm gonna scream did I vault the window or something?
[07:02:40] No, no, no, no, my screen really fell through the floor.
[07:02:43] I saw that.
[07:02:44] Okay.
[07:02:45] Oh my God.
[07:02:46] Okay, I saw exactly that.
[07:02:51] Terrific.
[07:02:52] 1.0, baby.
[07:02:53] Oh, just never seen that little hop down that I just did.
[07:03:02] Hell yeah, boys.
[07:03:03] Ever get caught in a bad spot?
[07:03:08] But, don't let me fool you.
[07:03:11] From...
[07:03:14] That one time...
[07:03:16] I've been succeeding...
[07:03:18] To jump...
[07:03:19] Shooting cans.
[07:03:20] I have failed 20 times and hit my head.
[07:03:22] I feel like I haven't heard any of these shoot scabs.
[07:03:24] I haven't heard anything.
[07:03:25] Fall down right to your left.
[07:03:27] So...
[07:03:31] Um... I don't know.
[07:03:33] but starting to get to the point where I'm about to start running at motherfuckers and dying
[07:03:39] everybody's running from us
[07:03:48] I can't see anybody up here yeah
[07:03:51] the bras
[07:03:52] The dead scav at the front door of the cafe.
[07:04:04] That back stairwell maybe?
[07:04:08] Yeah, I've been seeing people sniping out of that stairwell a lot.
[07:04:22] you just run you'll make it is that like for sure
[07:04:41] so much shit in that building I can't see anything
[07:04:52] Welcome over some quest get off this map. Yep. Yep. Yep. That sucks balls Batman
[07:05:08] Every time I eat every time I tune in I'm just eating every single time
[07:05:16] I'm gonna eat one meal a day and they'd say it
[07:05:18] I have eaten three meals today, so it's starting to make sense
[07:05:24] All right, what else you need to do we got to go to the other
[07:05:29] The other gun
[07:05:31] Yes, I do need that as well
[07:05:33] Yeah
[07:05:35] And I can't do my other one because they already put the vehicle extract so
[07:05:40] Locate the NOS this LLC senior managers car on ground zero
[07:05:45] Oh, yeah, that's on the way there a gs. Okay, cool. What was that one?
[07:05:56] A vehicle hello
[07:06:09] All right, so
[07:06:11] Right by this little dealership, see that crashed black car straight out of me?
[07:06:15] Mm-hmm. The thing you need is in the on the dashboard
[07:06:19] Inside the door. Oh
[07:06:22] What's that shift?
[07:06:25] Skabs
[07:06:30] Something running. I don't believe players are real. I
[07:06:36] Don't see it. What?
[07:06:39] Should be in there
[07:06:43] No, I was in the trunk
[07:06:45] Mother! Son of a bitch!
[07:06:48] Alright, let's go
[07:06:50] I heard footsteps over here, I don't know if the scab or... scab
[07:06:57] Oh, thank God you got that motherfucker
[07:07:01] Well, if the scab's up there, we should be good from players
[07:07:04] Yeah, I'll scare it
[07:07:08] Yeah, Rams are stacked, I'm predicting, I am predicting that Puka is going to be a head
[07:07:21] case this year, and he's going to be a liability to this game.
[07:07:27] I'm predicting it, I am predicting it, I'm predicting it.
[07:07:35] Listen, listen, I'm not hoping that I will never hope that a young athlete doesn't do
[07:07:43] fantastic.
[07:07:45] I love young athletes.
[07:07:46] I love the fact that, you know, we have some really up and coming monsters in the NFL.
[07:07:51] I'm a huge fan of Scataboo, Jackson D'Art.
[07:07:54] I like Puka.
[07:07:55] They're all cool.
[07:07:56] They're all fun.
[07:07:57] They're all entertainers and I'm all for them.
[07:08:00] Okay.
[07:08:01] But I've also, to a certain extent, understand.
[07:08:04] I'm just gonna be something weird guys are going through to again a certain extent not even close
[07:08:10] and
[07:08:12] You know, I see a lot in him that I've seen in a lot of other guys
[07:08:16] Playing that didn't end well, so I hope I'm wrong. I hope he does great. I hope his off-field decisions don't
[07:08:24] translate to on the field but
[07:08:27] My understanding and experience myself they typically do
[07:08:30] I typically do.
[07:08:43] I'll be weird.
[07:08:43] It's actually been kind of chill.
[07:08:45] Mm-hmm.
[07:08:47] I'm testing Tarkola.
[07:08:50] Yo, thank you so much for the Fiverr, man. Enjoy your drop.
[07:08:54] I'm gonna test peas.
[07:08:57] It's not Tarkola.
[07:08:59] I'm gonna test Kravash.
[07:09:08] Not Kravash.
[07:09:10] Not peas.
[07:09:11] Oh, I got some Sprats, testing Sprats.
[07:09:19] Not Sprats, bro, I don't know what I'm allergic to.
[07:09:22] This is insane.
[07:09:23] We gotta just be allergic to some weird Austin's
[07:09:26] that we don't use.
[07:09:27] Yep.
[07:09:28] well at least you know one don't you no I don't know I'm playing PvE Tarkov and
[07:09:43] even PvE Tarkov would probably have more players in the race in our news right
[07:09:48] now ours is right now you know I gotta I'm gonna be a chit-chit-chit-chit
[07:09:55] Congratulations, you talking to the less fortunate right now, you jackass.
[07:10:00] Cancel him!
[07:10:01] He's disabled again.
[07:10:02] Cancel him! First he shoots a one armed lady, now he's talking to me who has a disability.
[07:10:08] Cancel him!
[07:10:10] It's all over.
[07:10:25] Yeah, call the elevators, they have a loot, by the way.
[07:10:31] Andrew, they have a fiver!
[07:10:33] Wait, what?
[07:10:35] Call these elevators up here, they come down and have a loot in them.
[07:10:44] I was hoping with every part of my being that that entire room was empty.
[07:11:01] Just an empty elevator.
[07:11:04] The door was closing on me though.
[07:11:07] That was garbage.
[07:11:09] This one was ass.
[07:11:10] I think I'm safe in it.
[07:11:15] That was good, that was good.
[07:11:28] YouTube chat please do not...
[07:11:31] Listen ma'am, there will always be people saying stupid shit.
[07:11:36] I could say I think that I wish that everyone could be healthy and someone in chat will go well
[07:11:44] if no one was thick then the planet would have someone said with all the respect I forgot being
[07:11:51] a giant fat caveman was a disability.
[07:11:53] me that guy's a touch brain no make good mouth word
[07:12:00] alright alright little piece of shit little piece of shit I don't hold these opinions I'm
[07:12:15] just simply reading hutch you tell him I said fuck you also I beat the shit out of
[07:12:23] every single one of them in real life just so they know you know you let them
[07:12:27] know you let them know have we met in real life I don't think we have no sure
[07:12:35] haven't one day
[07:12:38] I
[07:12:42] Bang would oh
[07:12:48] That was a good one that was a good one at these stupid ground zero shit done
[07:13:00] Dude I have you want to go knock out some reserves
[07:13:08] You can be a second Oh David stash therapist's letter at the reception desk on the second
[07:13:22] floor of the terror group office on ground zero yes I do not have any reserve you have
[07:13:29] no reserve quests really all right I'll wait on those I do reserve day tomorrow chat
[07:13:35] reserve day. I want to do customs. We do customs to
[07:13:41] customs. I know we're gonna find I just want to go somewhere
[07:13:44] where I know I'm gonna find somebody now. Yeah. Back to back
[07:13:48] slow rates makes me want to cry. Um let's see here. I don't
[07:13:55] want to do on customs love to hear that. Okay. No. I got to
[07:14:02] the graphics cards. Okay. What is Locate and obtain any information about the
[07:14:08] deputy's chiefs past life on customs? Oh, that's train cart. Yep. I got a new pocket watch.
[07:14:16] No.
[07:14:26] Do you have a dorm 303?
[07:14:28] I do.
[07:14:30] So I have gold swag.
[07:14:33] I have a lot for customs.
[07:14:34] I mean, like a lot.
[07:14:36] I should have all the keys.
[07:14:37] Just tell me the keys you need.
[07:14:38] And I should have them.
[07:14:39] 206 for operation Aquarius.
[07:14:42] Here, let me read them out to me starting.
[07:14:46] So you said three or three got it.
[07:14:49] You know, six.
[07:14:51] I think that's all I need to go away.
[07:14:54] You mean like two or six, two or three.
[07:14:59] Two or three. Yes, three.
[07:15:01] That's that's for shaking up the teller about one fourteen.
[07:15:07] One fourteen.
[07:15:08] That's the briefcase. I don't know what that's for.
[07:15:11] Oh, good. I also have machinery.
[07:15:14] I have machinery key doing grand pocket watch that way good good
[07:15:24] Yeah, I need to bring golden chains
[07:15:26] Roll it back!
[07:15:44] Love this song.
[07:15:54] Man, I still want to risk the RepiR quest stashing the RepiR.
[07:16:01] Why?
[07:16:02] What's the return for it?
[07:16:07] Uh, maybe so you can buy ammo cases.
[07:16:13] That's the big one.
[07:16:14] Let's do it.
[07:16:15] A lot of you can buy ammo cases.
[07:16:17] I'll bring mine in as well.
[07:16:18] Where do we have to go?
[07:16:19] All right.
[07:16:20] Uh, new gas.
[07:16:21] Oh, fuck.
[07:16:22] I was just gonna cost, oh, we literally can't buy this back, okay, yeah, fuck it, send it,
[07:16:34] send it.
[07:16:35] You used to have to stash two for this, boys.
[07:16:39] And they were the opposite sides of the map.
[07:16:43] Send it, fuck it.
[07:16:45] No butthole, right?
[07:16:46] Yeah, no butthole.
[07:16:47] Hopefully we spawn there.
[07:16:52] Yeah, I got about a million things I could do on this map, so pretty much anywhere we are I have something to do
[07:16:58] Well, well if I'm bringing this refi all you find you know, it's the water room. Oh
[07:17:04] No, I never had a key, but I can buy it. Let me buy it
[07:17:10] Yeah, though, we got that key because lemon said it was gonna be open and I didn't believe them
[07:17:16] And I walked over there and sure as shit someone else opened up the room. Oh, yeah
[07:17:22] You I'm telling you bro. He was he was locked in
[07:17:29] Um, can you bring director's office also in just in case we spawn over there? Yes, I can
[07:17:38] Director's office has been brought
[07:17:43] Anything else right nope, that's right rock and roll
[07:17:47] I
[07:17:50] Remember we end up I'll just do quest there and we could just fucking not gonna know
[07:17:59] No, I'm not running the optic
[07:18:01] I swear your chat's just coming over here to throw you under the bus
[07:18:04] Huts used to have a part-time island job as the Cyclops from the Odyssey
[07:18:08] Yeah, that's what they do. That's what they do because they know if they say it here,
[07:18:15] I probably just won't see it. So now they're going to go feed them all to you so that you
[07:18:21] say them to me and then they get heard. Yeah. I had a guy earlier. We were making fun of
[07:18:30] he got banned in the Twitch chat went to YouTube got sauce to the YouTube then went
[07:18:34] to kick. I mean, this guy, this guy is dedicated. It's hard to get mad at somebody like that.
[07:18:43] Like you truly got nothing to lose. And all the time in the world.
[07:18:51] Officer, I hope you're not a veteran or homeless because Hutch hates those groups.
[07:19:00] is that is that is a lie that is a liar lies and deceit bad that guy oh my
[07:19:10] actually but it's not the worst fun we were going straight to gas straight to
[07:19:15] gas straight to gas new gas never this way oh it's new oh yeah GGS we're done
[07:19:21] where we have to play that don't tell me it's outside it is outside which
[07:19:27] one's new gas isn't the one in the middle of that it's the one in the
[07:19:30] corner yes this one right here yes right up here oh Jesus we're shallers
[07:19:36] bonds if I die will you bring it back to me yeah of course I would just fuck
[07:19:41] we'll never get that quest done I promise
[07:19:46] I heard something behind me.
[07:19:48] I sell it to friends.
[07:19:50] Scaven from me.
[07:20:17] No, I was I thought you just got fucking top. No somebody just
[07:20:22] Kick the door. It's a scab. I'm placing right now
[07:20:26] You can take that
[07:20:28] Are you placing a cover you spy this dubster back here?
[07:20:39] I'm sure back where
[07:20:41] Come here right here right here right here. I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out right here
[07:20:47] Should be something that corner. Oh, what a what a joy. I can't move. Okay. Yep. It's the best
[07:20:54] Oh, what a gift Nikita. Thank you so much. Thank you so much
[07:20:58] Would you like to have on the duct tape on my nipple snacks and rip it off for joy? Is that what you want?
[07:21:04] these
[07:21:06] Oh, you might like this one hutch. I got a tier one sub from hutch isn't that fat. Oh
[07:21:14] That's my friend that might be my mom
[07:21:20] Hey mom you get to see you
[07:21:24] All right mama hutch
[07:21:26] Yeah, I might be mama hutch got your bag. Oh, he's got my bag
[07:21:30] Mama hutch always got my bag
[07:21:36] All right
[07:21:42] Let's bugger
[07:21:43] Now
[07:21:44] This will
[07:21:45] Storms
[07:21:46] Storms, yeah
[07:21:47] That's the most logical place to go from here
[07:21:49] Okay
[07:22:06] No, God, it was fucking six years ago, man, can we move past it?
[07:22:30] you're still an adult right? Yeah it's like you're like 40 learning how to talk. I was like 21 or 22.
[07:22:40] So a 20 circuit was a difficult word for you. Okay let me explain you some jackass okay let me
[07:22:46] explain you something. My brain okay I got a little bit of the IRL network lag all right.
[07:22:52] I'm proud of it, it's just a reality.
[07:22:54] So, because of that IRL network lag,
[07:22:59] sometimes my brain will see words,
[07:23:02] and for some reason, I don't know why,
[07:23:04] some reason it will just fill in the blanks that aren't there.
[07:23:09] You know?
[07:23:11] Makes sense.
[07:23:12] Do you read it as like cricket?
[07:23:14] No, it's like, I don't even know how to say it.
[07:23:18] It's like, if I don't initially recognize the word,
[07:23:22] My brain will just fuck it up, and then it's GGs from that point forward, I'm not gonna figure it out.
[07:23:30] You start saying nonsense.
[07:23:32] I start saying nonsense, exactly.
[07:23:35] And I don't think, you know, and I'm not thinking that I'm saying anything wrong, so I just dig myself a hole, and I just keep on digging.
[07:23:47] Sir Kay- Sir Kay-it? Is that how you pronounce it?
[07:23:50] No, I call it a perco-wit.
[07:23:52] Kirk Kirkwood Kirkwood
[07:23:56] Kirkwood Cobain
[07:23:59] I heard something outside careful
[07:24:06] Shall I be here I'm going across
[07:24:08] I've never seen a scav inside a car.
[07:24:31] Yeah, not well so me made up for it. I just got a sub from hudge hutch is as large as Jupiter
[07:24:43] That is a planet that is physically impossible
[07:24:52] Protect me please protect me please protect me please
[07:25:01] I want to be the angel I want to take down the giant angel
[07:25:23] I got that cool water bottle for the Chinese streamer.
[07:25:37] YMXC water bottle.
[07:25:39] That is very odd timing I swear I don't have your stream up.
[07:25:45] I just saw someone say ninja in chat.
[07:25:48] Ninja?
[07:25:50] I want to be ninja.
[07:25:55] Alright, I'm popping a Vaseline.
[07:26:00] Oh, they're outside.
[07:26:03] You saw one?
[07:26:06] You got this!
[07:26:09] He's dead.
[07:26:10] You killed him? A player?
[07:26:12] Yep.
[07:26:13] I killed him with the first bullet.
[07:26:15] He's laying in the bush. Look out there.
[07:26:17] He's dead laying in that bush.
[07:26:20] Oh, you're on range.
[07:26:25] Laying by that first tree.
[07:26:27] Corn ice cream.
[07:26:30] That rat bitch.
[07:26:32] That's a dirty angle.
[07:26:34] I've never seen someone do that before.
[07:26:38] How'd you even see that guy?
[07:26:40] Don't ask me.
[07:26:41] I just happened to see it.
[07:26:43] Another dead scav. I mean that was probably him who did all this
[07:26:54] All right, you need 303 right? Yeah
[07:27:01] I'm just clearing everything out
[07:27:03] Yeah, you're good at this.
[07:27:10] Good.
[07:27:11] Yeah, it's good.
[07:27:14] Yeah, it's good.
[07:27:17] Alrighty.
[07:27:19] Coming back, boss.
[07:27:21] Yes, boss.
[07:27:24] There's nothing to happen then today.
[07:27:26] Nothing to happen then today.
[07:27:30] At least with servers.
[07:27:32] I swear I just heard a scab yelling and then I heard him die so there might be
[07:27:36] somebody car-side. Car-side? Yep.
[07:27:48] There's a yada-yada-yada and then... BAAAHHHHH!
[07:27:54] Unless it's a hurt scab.
[07:28:02] You do have to be wrong I don't think you don't do you have anything you need to survive with
[07:28:11] Well, I just got the gold Zibo
[07:28:16] Did you bring two
[07:28:20] Two oh three I did
[07:28:22] 2-0-3, that would be another one.
[07:28:27] Maybe get to cross the water, I mean that's a ton of quest stuff for me.
[07:28:32] That's crazy.
[07:28:35] Geez, come on, I'm alive.
[07:28:40] What the hell is going on?
[07:28:42] There you go.
[07:28:51] Man, my man.
[07:28:54] No problem, man. No problem.
[07:28:56] Oh, I need to go and stash these golden chains.
[07:28:58] That's what I'm here for.
[07:29:00] Thank you, chat. Thank you.
[07:29:03] Oh, another sausage and a beer.
[07:29:06] Lucky you. That's a meal of champions.
[07:29:09] in this
[07:29:17] just get piss me off sitting in this corner
[07:29:22] outside
[07:29:23] shifting around some wing. I know I keep hearing them as well.
[07:29:27] Just gonna get rid of them.
[07:29:31] Very good.
[07:29:39] I see the streamer in Mexico that got
[07:29:42] a lot while live yeah a quest super
[07:29:46] fun you talking about engaging
[07:30:09] and
[07:30:28] and y'all wonder why I am very private about what I do and how I do it.
[07:30:34] Yeah, I mean that's fucking crazy man.
[07:30:37] Boo.
[07:30:39] Absolutely insane dude.
[07:30:42] I'm gonna try and find a regular Zibo.
[07:30:44] I guess they changed to the quest.
[07:30:46] Yeah, I should have told you that.
[07:30:48] I had to, yeah.
[07:30:50] I'm gonna search these filing cabinets.
[07:30:54] See if I can find one.
[07:30:56] I
[07:31:03] Can how are you brother? You've been watching for an hour. How how are you still here?
[07:31:13] There's no food in those migraines such I know that's what you're waiting for but I
[07:31:17] Was looking I
[07:31:19] contemplated on
[07:31:21] Trying to scrape some of the grease off the sides of it. Yeah, you lick it clean, huh? I got the blood of it
[07:31:34] Hey, yeah, yeah, if I don't find us no big deal
[07:31:37] It is what it is
[07:31:40] All right, I didn't find one ready
[07:31:43] Check the body outside. Oh, yeah
[07:31:46] We gotta go cross water
[07:31:51] That will be fine.
[07:31:53] Unless he's got a few moves left to work on the shit.
[07:31:57] Oh wow!
[07:31:59] It's kind of juicy.
[07:32:01] Yeah, that guy had a lot more than I thought.
[07:32:05] Good for you. Fuck that guy.
[07:32:07] You know what quest he's probably on?
[07:32:09] The five or four kills in dorms quest.
[07:32:11] I guarantee ya.
[07:32:13] Damn.
[07:32:15] It's not a bad spot.
[07:32:17] Oh, not at all. My goodness.
[07:32:21] I think he was like just getting in the car.
[07:32:28] Alright.
[07:32:30] I don't think we risked this pocket watch, we'll get it on a reset.
[07:32:39] Yeah, we'll get pocket watch another round.
[07:32:43] the
[07:32:57] two probably wasn't the best thing to afraid to wear blue armor
[07:33:00] or bush camping haha
[07:33:03] bush camping obviously ain't the smartest
[07:33:06] mm hmm
[07:33:10] I hear something up ahead.
[07:33:12] I can't touch that.
[07:33:14] I don't think it's Gav.
[07:33:16] Yeah, probably.
[07:33:18] I'm coming.
[07:33:28] Thank you, Eddie.
[07:33:30] Okay, he goes to the left.
[07:33:34] Build them from above.
[07:33:40] Don't crack, give me my name back, well number one, I wouldn't use my own name.
[07:33:58] Number two, fuck him, okay, he's a piece, he knows what he's doing, he knows what he's
[07:34:06] He's going and he's a scumbag.
[07:34:13] He's so Stankrat is a streamer who when he plays the game he plays it like his name.
[07:34:31] He's a rat.
[07:34:32] So he'll go and sit in corners.
[07:34:35] i'm in a bush back in mags
[07:34:37] i'll be there in a bush? yeah back in mags
[07:34:40] there's a guy in this blue building around here
[07:34:43] i'm so happy to walk in there and cover
[07:34:46] so he put his name as my name so whenever he kills people they'll come to my stream
[07:34:50] and get mad
[07:34:55] and put him back
[07:35:00] I don't know if it's a scab or a player, but it was a scab.
[07:35:07] Yeah, it is funny, but he is also a scumbag.
[07:35:10] He was worth it just in case.
[07:35:13] Whoa, I found Kakao's baguette.
[07:35:18] Ah, lucky.
[07:35:21] Good thing.
[07:35:23] He's a quench on my neck.
[07:35:33] I'm coming.
[07:35:40] Babs just don't want to die today.
[07:35:47] Looky for you, it's all open.
[07:35:49] Hell yeah.
[07:35:53] Alright, credit card over here.
[07:35:55] Goal bastard.
[07:35:56] Walk one! Walk one, pillow!
[07:36:00] Alright.
[07:36:09] Let's get the bug out of here.
[07:36:11] Hell yeah, it's a good run for you.
[07:36:13] Still, it's just got a lot of PvP. I don't know what's going on.
[07:36:17] the
[07:36:33] the last day
[07:36:38] Well, I was sharing.
[07:36:53] Yeah, I think of it kind of like, I don't know if you ever had a brother, an older brother, but think of it like your older brother
[07:37:01] brother went and did something and then told your parents it was you just so that you get in
[07:37:07] trouble it's basically what Stankrat's doing to me he's doing really stupid shit and then when all
[07:37:14] the people are mad at him then he goes oh it was hutch and i gotta deal with him probably all
[07:37:20] these freaks are coming from today oh this is an old clip
[07:37:31] I
[07:37:40] Who just agrees with you it says yeah, Kirkland us Tim ag bro. He's fucking with me
[07:37:52] It's funny that's why when people are always like
[07:37:56] How'd you just playing it up or whatever?
[07:37:58] I mean you see those clips from five years ago that'd be pretty crazy to be able to maintain
[07:38:06] that for five years dedication brother that's wild I appreciate it though people think I'm
[07:38:16] real smart. Alright, I've got about a billion things to turn in. See ya gal, think of the
[07:38:29] I did the courier that's new be the start of that song
[07:38:59] Ah!
[07:39:09] Ay-ay-ay!
[07:39:11] Oh my god.
[07:39:13] Unable to clean SSL connection.
[07:39:15] I fucking hate the back end errors.
[07:39:18] Hehehehe.
[07:39:20] It's never like, hey, sorry, but my mistake here is 5,000 rubles.
[07:39:24] Hmph.
[07:39:25] You gave me a pretty good last legendary drop because apparently drops just don't exist today.
[07:39:43] So I finished mine from yesterday by watching your stream.
[07:39:46] And what'd you get?
[07:39:48] I got a pretty cool SR 25.
[07:39:51] I got a hex grid.
[07:39:53] I got a bunch of packs of m80. So what you're saying is is my stream gives the best drops
[07:40:00] It's entirely possible. I would not rule it out. I'm on me
[07:40:05] I'm on me. I appreciate that. Thank you so much. I know it does
[07:40:11] I had to give Nikita a little bit extra loving so that he would give me the best drops
[07:40:17] But I'll do anything for the people
[07:40:19] I'll do anything for the people also. Do you think they'll ever make it to where we can combine our items so they stack or
[07:40:30] No, that would be nice. I guess I
[07:40:34] Think it's just fuck us. Yeah. Yeah, it's us checks out
[07:40:38] Check it out, check it out.
[07:40:46] I'd also absolutely, I would love,
[07:40:52] I would treasure close to my heart,
[07:40:57] the ability, or the idea, the ideology,
[07:41:04] If we would be able to just get the fucking case instead of having to buy it
[07:41:10] But we just went out there and murdered multiple people you could at least give us a ammo case
[07:41:19] Agreed
[07:41:21] Unbelievable I gotta do one more mechanic quest and have you built any of the guns yet?
[07:41:27] Oh, I built the first one a shotgun, but that's it. I have to build nothing
[07:41:30] I think I might have to, I think that's Questlocking me.
[07:41:35] Anything else I did? Oh, the graphics cards.
[07:41:38] Geez, I did a lot of tasks, dude.
[07:41:41] Alrighty, I'm going to build a couple guns, give me just two minutes.
[07:41:53] Yep
[07:42:06] Brown out
[07:42:23] I
[07:42:38] Boss
[07:42:41] What happened what oh yes, I didn't click on that
[07:42:53] What? What? Fuck! What the hell is going on? What's wrong with this? The mystery, the
[07:43:11] mystery balls. NP five HG.
[07:43:17] The presser. Regular MP five SSD upper mag.
[07:43:23] Boom. Boom.
[07:43:29] The stock is there. I have a new quest and I don't.
[07:43:32] as you stupid. No. What the fuck. Laser. No, bro. It's.
[07:43:53] I just didn't it didn't do anything from the last time whenever I'm gonna freak out. I'm gonna freak out
[07:44:06] Going through it over there. Oh my gosh. Oh
[07:44:14] Now what now what what's wrong with it now?
[07:44:23] Now what?
[07:44:33] what? What is happening? What is happening? What did I do to deserve this? What is happening?
[07:45:03] I took off the rear...
[07:45:33] Wait, that's to put it back on?
[07:45:42] YEEEESSS!!
[07:45:48] YES Sir!
[07:45:50] BANG!
[07:45:52] Alright, round 2.
[07:46:03] Okay, need an MP155.
[07:46:31] Is this the one where I got turned into the Super Shotgun?
[07:46:54] Wait, no.
[07:46:56] The MA-70.
[07:46:58] I hate these quests.
[07:46:59] These are the most hated quests of the game.
[07:47:01] I hate these quests! I hate these quests!
[07:47:18] What the fuck is happening?
[07:47:23] Do I have one? I don't have one!
[07:47:31] You're one three three all right boss. I'm good to go
[07:47:47] Uh me
[07:47:50] Me too be I
[07:47:53] I mean I'm right
[07:47:56] I'm right there. I'm right there. All right. I believe in you. I'm right there
[07:48:01] I'm the fastest builder of firearms you've ever seen in your life.
[07:48:07] I believe you.
[07:48:09] Chat is all going hutch.
[07:48:10] I had no idea you were a master gunsmith.
[07:48:15] And I'm saying chat, hop off my John.
[07:48:18] Hop off my John chat.
[07:48:19] That's what I've been saying.
[07:48:22] Make sense.
[07:48:24] Hank, I got one more I'm gonna build and then I'm done with this shit.
[07:48:31] the
[07:48:56] I think what we do is do pocket watch. I do have the key. I'm sure you already did it for shipping tracking.
[07:49:09] Those two and I need to take green flair. So I'll bring a green player.
[07:49:16] I'm here. I didn't hear anything you said, but I'm in.
[07:49:20] All right. Perfect. That's all I need to hear.
[07:49:23] I'm in I'm in and I'm ready beautiful
[07:49:39] I tell you something
[07:49:43] Yes, of course can whoever made these gunsmith quests can suck my whole fucking dick
[07:49:48] Yes, we got paint in the balls down
[07:49:50] I understand why they exist. I understand that there's idiots who play this game.
[07:49:55] You know, people who just aren't geniuses like myself and like you, right? But...
[07:50:01] Hi.
[07:50:02] I hate this shit. I hate this shit. I hate this shit.
[07:50:08] Alright, I'm done.
[07:50:10] Where do I unlock? I unlocked JSP. I unlocked absolutely nothing that matters to me whatsoever.
[07:50:17] Perfect.
[07:50:19] Oh, yeah, nothing. I'm sad.
[07:50:28] I'm going to bolt action to shoot scabs.
[07:50:36] You've got the
[07:50:39] the truck key.
[07:50:41] Holy schnikes.
[07:50:43] Thermites are 240 K of pop.
[07:50:45] can't pop and those are only gonna go up as more people unlock this right you
[07:50:52] hope might as well just take an ammo case I will do it I will do it you will
[07:50:58] have my money all right what do you need for me just the mechanic key for
[07:51:07] pocket watch can it keep from pocket watch I do have that nothing else
[07:51:12] nothing else don't need my sweet love oh oh bye tempting I don't know what I'm
[07:51:25] missing and I don't care let's get in there just in case we end up at dorms I
[07:51:31] had chumming now so I'm gonna bring that gold chains all right let's do this
[07:51:38] That's right.
[07:51:44] Move your quest items. Oh, I do have a quest item on me currently, but I don't plan on dying, so it doesn't matter.
[07:51:53] If we died, then it would matter, but because I'm so confident in both of our abilities to survive, it doesn't matter.
[07:52:01] We are the best.
[07:52:02] We are the best.
[07:52:03] I feel like I'm not going to play my main character much anymore, and I'm sitting able
[07:52:21] to prestige.
[07:52:22] I kind of want to do it just so I prestige on this.
[07:52:25] It just makes me look better.
[07:52:32] My question is like, what does it actually give you other than this guy gets no bitches?
[07:52:40] That's exactly what it gives you.
[07:52:42] That's enough for me.
[07:52:45] I'm a chudster ultra.
[07:52:46] Can't be looking like I get women.
[07:52:50] Yeah, true.
[07:52:52] If you start looking like you can get women, people are going to stop respecting you.
[07:52:57] Exactly, exactly.
[07:53:00] They're a bit like Chudster Ultra, I'm not afraid of them.
[07:53:08] They have a train card, nice.
[07:53:12] Got my way, Walt.
[07:53:15] See, there's USB sticking out of this computer.
[07:53:18] Apparently they did that again.
[07:53:20] What?
[07:53:21] They have USBs that stick out of computers again.
[07:53:24] Oh, nice.
[07:53:25] And they really are trying to make the game fun again.
[07:53:29] Crazy how easy it is to make us happy.
[07:53:36] Nice.
[07:53:38] Job, Juddster Ultra.
[07:53:41] Yep, yep.
[07:53:53] I gotta shoot scabs in the legs to shit.
[07:53:55] I gotta do that quest, so...
[07:53:57] Well, man, you see scabs I can shoot I'm gonna fucking pop
[07:54:01] I'm gonna fucking pop them. Well, you know, there's gonna be some of this gas station. They
[07:54:21] Are so
[07:54:27] Oh, let me throw a name. Let me throw a name. It's flocked. All right, impact
[07:54:38] You down beautiful those guys smoke eight so many bullets. Holy shit
[07:54:47] This guy was totally crippled. So I was like I want to hit him with a nade for grenadier
[07:54:57] and there he goes again picking on the less fortunate there he goes again
[07:55:05] exhibit my feet this thing is my thing this thing oh that that's making sense
[07:55:17] careful those guys might be rotating over he's where it is old troopa level
[07:55:26] All right, I'm leaving the rest of this. I don't care. I need to pack a mag. I'm good to go
[07:55:37] Just my strength
[07:55:42] Okay, he's still kind I got put an arm on as well
[07:55:56] We yesterday killed a what armed woman today at cripple. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Yeah
[07:56:05] Say it louder for the people in the back, you know, I don't know why I picked up this guy this bitch at Susie
[07:56:15] Yeah, this guy's got
[07:56:17] It's starting mpx
[07:56:22] Oh, that's not bad
[07:56:24] I don't want it, but it's something that he tells us.
[07:56:30] Jeez, you know, that's what they call us.
[07:56:35] That's what they tell us, that's what they call us.
[07:56:50] Quixotic.
[07:56:54] All right, good.
[07:57:10] What?
[07:57:11] I had to do that.
[07:57:14] Oh, I missed.
[07:57:17] I should have brought my poster to stash on my ref.
[07:57:20] Yeah, me too.
[07:57:24] I think there's going to be people in stronghold and I think there's people in the other building as well.
[07:57:29] Oh, there's a guy looting, hold on.
[07:57:32] He's dead.
[07:57:33] Nice, bro.
[07:57:34] I'm down.
[07:57:35] Pushing towards stronghold.
[07:57:42] Isn't that so satisfying?
[07:57:45] The only reason I don't like not using a scope, because I can't do that.
[07:57:54] I thought he was shlutin'.
[07:57:59] She was by the train tracks, by the way.
[07:58:01] That last connex on the end of the train tracks.
[07:58:03] Yeah, I saw.
[07:58:04] After he died, I saw where he was shooting.
[07:58:20] Felt he's stinky poor, too.
[07:58:22] Is it?
[07:58:24] Yeah, it's pretty poor.
[07:58:27] It's got some stuff I want to take, so I'll give it to them eventually.
[07:58:31] Yeah.
[07:58:37] Alright, I'll loot it inside.
[07:58:42] Oh, that's not even close yet.
[07:58:44] Where at?
[07:58:45] Uh, middle room, middle room.
[07:58:50] Hold that for a second.
[07:58:52] Yep.
[07:58:53] You want to shoot at my friend bitch pussy?
[07:58:56] Hey Hutch, eat a dick bitch.
[07:58:58] Oh, you're about to eat my dick.
[07:59:05] How my dick tastes?
[07:59:06] Does it taste like cinnamon?
[07:59:12] Oh shit.
[07:59:17] Give it to him, Hutch, give it to him.
[07:59:20] Outside.
[07:59:23] They talk about my door, my rep on the streets.
[07:59:45] He's outside door right now?
[07:59:46] Uh, he's on that side, yeah.
[07:59:49] I need one of these.
[07:59:56] Why does your dick taste like cinnamon?
[07:59:58] Shit, bro. Thanks, your shit.
[08:00:04] Fair enough.
[08:00:10] Watch out for the rotate bag.
[08:00:14] Oh
[08:00:21] Here nothing
[08:00:24] Let's identify where he is. I will kill him but until then I'm putting back on my arms
[08:00:33] Yeah, I don't know
[08:00:35] I'll be tucked in that corner
[08:00:38] probably
[08:00:44] I do need to swap some plates around.
[08:00:57] This allows me to.
[08:00:58] I don't know why that guy didn't like you so much on this issue.
[08:01:06] You know what's so funny, bro?
[08:01:08] I hear him, I think.
[08:01:09] Where's he at?
[08:01:11] corner corner yeah close corner to you oh no it's a scav there's a scav there
[08:01:24] I don't know if he's not still in this room here now.
[08:01:31] See that nade and flash.
[08:01:34] I'll be right there.
[08:01:39] I don't know.
[08:01:42] Go to my bathroom lodge.
[08:01:49] I might die after this.
[08:01:53] I'm never going to die.
[08:02:14] Hey, you running?
[08:02:15] Yeah.
[08:02:18] I was going to see if you're kill out any aids.
[08:02:23] I kind of want to throw him into this corner.
[08:02:37] It looked good.
[08:02:38] I think he's inside right now.
[08:02:41] Ah, we're fine.
[08:02:43] I think he just dipped.
[08:02:45] I did too.
[08:02:47] He ran up through an aid.
[08:02:49] Oh, and left.
[08:02:51] Oh, that's why he was mad.
[08:03:00] He actually had some tings, probably his best kit.
[08:03:08] Suck a dick, hutch.
[08:03:09] It was a Kaelum.
[08:03:10] I mean, with a name like Kaelum, I'd be telling people to suck dick as well.
[08:03:21] while we can reset
[08:03:22] i think we do
[08:03:23] a lot of good armors
[08:03:24] is that a big flare anyway?
[08:03:29] i got some okay loot
[08:03:31] let me just take literally everything that this man is worth
[08:03:37] yeah make sure you don't leave anything behind if you do i'll take it just so we know
[08:03:41] he knows
[08:03:43] he knows fuck you
[08:03:44] that we disrespect him
[08:03:45] there is
[08:03:47] an ever living shit time
[08:03:50] I love him, A5-5 on him. Two full sacks, and it's all yours, big doll.
[08:03:57] It's kind.
[08:03:58] No problem. No problem at all.
[08:04:05] I wouldn't doubt that guy sounded like he probably is employed, so his teammate is probably just rotating around.
[08:04:14] I'd probably peek A before we walk out of here.
[08:04:16] Yeah.
[08:04:20] What did he say, chat?
[08:04:27] What did he say?
[08:04:28] Did he say something?
[08:04:29] Alright.
[08:04:30] Did he say that he loves me?
[08:04:37] of
[08:04:44] the
[08:04:51] death of
[08:04:54] the
[08:04:57] death of
[08:05:02] the
[08:05:04] You said you tanked the head shot.
[08:05:13] Oh you did it.
[08:05:17] You did it.
[08:05:18] Because you didn't take Lucky.
[08:05:21] I took Lucky.
[08:05:23] No, I don't think you were sniping Jack.
[08:05:29] I mean bro, you heard me.
[08:05:30] Of course you're going to come by.
[08:05:31] Good raid, Hutch.
[08:05:32] Good raid.
[08:05:33] Good raid.
[08:05:34] good raid now we know you weren't
[08:05:51] sniping bro you're good
[08:05:54] Not that it matters, but yeah, I don't think so boss you good man you good man
[08:06:04] I was funny though fuck you watch
[08:06:07] It was like he had that one in the chamber
[08:06:24] I mean, I don't want to jinx nothing boss, but we are frying today.
[08:06:46] Yup.
[08:06:47] I mean dude, I tanked a headshot.
[08:06:50] I didn't know that was possible.
[08:06:53] I'm proud of you. Thank you. I've been doing the Mike Tyson neck strength. You ever seen
[08:07:13] his neck strength exercises? I've been doing. Makes sense. Help me survive the headshots.
[08:07:21] All I'm saying is a 50 cent can get black five times and still walk around.
[08:07:26] So can I write all I'm saying,
[08:07:31] don't let anyone tell you different.
[08:07:33] Thank you.
[08:07:36] Oops.
[08:07:37] I hit survey nine times.
[08:07:41] See exhibit A I'm talking about.
[08:07:46] I'm so almost up to five mil haven't sold Jack shit.
[08:07:50] This is going quite well
[08:07:55] All right, you want to do the poster shit?
[08:07:59] Yeah, what is that killer and
[08:08:03] What's the other guy?
[08:08:05] No, I just need now you just need the oh, yeah. Yeah, they were in a poster. Yeah, oh
[08:08:12] See one of those
[08:08:20] Oh, yeah, we're getting rich.
[08:08:35] Yeah, we bunch of young rich wizards.
[08:08:39] That's right.
[08:08:53] That was kind of a lot of XP just for killing scams. What the helly?
[08:09:04] Dammit!
[08:09:05] Are you sneaking in here for a moment?
[08:09:07] I
[08:09:11] You scared me, I scared him that's how it works
[08:09:17] The hell's wrong with you quest a stash one in you scared the shit out of me for some reason I suddenly can't find any of them oh
[08:09:26] my gosh
[08:09:29] Are you kidding me? Give me a second my wife is being needy. Give me one moment safe
[08:09:35] Unbelievable. Take your time. I'm gonna ready it up, but just take your time. You don't have to get in there. Give me a second, chap.
[08:09:41] Give me a second. Yeah, bless it.
[08:10:05] you
[08:10:35] you
[08:11:05] you
[08:11:35] you
[08:12:05] you
[08:12:35] you
[08:13:05] you
[08:13:35] Thanks for watching!
[08:14:05] You
[08:14:35] Sorry!
[08:14:37] I was got hoed by my wife. It is what it is.
[08:14:41] She's had me carry a weight rack into the garage.
[08:14:46] And then after we were done carrying the weight rack into the garage,
[08:14:50] she gave me a kiss and then smacked my ass.
[08:14:53] I want to be honest. I almost started swinging.
[08:15:05] Yeah, I've never felt
[08:15:07] Go officer. I want to know a situation at you and I want you to tell me what you would have done in my position
[08:15:14] Okay, a wife comes up to me and says honey. I need you to help me move this weight rack. I said, okay
[08:15:20] So we moved the way rack from the front door into the garage
[08:15:24] She then gives me this smacks my ass and says thank you
[08:15:28] now sounds like you're the white brother that's like dude I've never I'm gonna
[08:15:37] be honest I just don't have the masculine I almost started swinging right
[08:15:42] in that moment you know if I would have had my boy if I would have drank a
[08:15:48] monster beforehand that'd be domestic I doubted the other end by the way I've
[08:15:54] I've never felt more bitched in my life.
[08:15:58] I looked at her and she said, what's wrong?
[08:15:59] I said, don't ever do that again.
[08:16:04] Look, you know what I'm saying?
[08:16:05] I straight across the other side,
[08:16:07] straight across the bridge, two guys, three guys, three guys.
[08:16:10] I was stuck inside until I came down.
[08:16:14] Three guys off the side.
[08:16:23] They are not friends, it doesn't seem.
[08:16:24] What's that Tiger tank?
[08:16:27] Ah, friend. Copy.
[08:16:33] I think one crossed.
[08:16:35] Wanna play diva.
[08:16:39] Might be a gas station potentially here.
[08:16:45] Yeah, he's lit.
[08:16:47] Honestly. You just tap him?
[08:16:49] No, there's somebody crossing the land bridge right now. I got him.
[08:16:54] I
[08:17:00] Add tiger tank
[08:17:11] You throw that date the second one no second was them
[08:17:22] Fucking dice you brother
[08:17:24] I have two grenade kills. I think I got one.
[08:17:28] One's running.
[08:17:32] Where's the wire?
[08:17:34] I don't know. Into the hole maybe?
[08:17:38] C1, oh I don't. It's a tire.
[08:17:42] Yeah, one's running.
[08:17:46] You got one.
[08:17:49] Fill up. I don't know where you're at, Hutch.
[08:17:51] I'm by barbed wire on the other side. Yeah, he's right here. I'm shooting right there right there
[08:18:08] Go right here go in there right here the two cam. I don't have any more nades
[08:18:21] I think I had one.
[08:18:31] Where you gonna go, huh?
[08:18:41] We should have moving.
[08:18:48] He's healing right now.
[08:18:55] He's laying behind that.
[08:18:57] Yeah.
[08:18:58] Yeah, push through door and push right.
[08:19:01] Okay.
[08:19:02] Right.
[08:19:03] I'm gonna push it sometime.
[08:19:06] You should move soon.
[08:19:07] Moving.
[08:19:09] Nice job.
[08:19:11] I knew I'd get him to move. Let's go, bro.
[08:19:13] Fuck yeah, man.
[08:19:15] Work.
[08:19:17] Excellent.
[08:19:19] Nice job.
[08:19:21] That was beautiful.
[08:19:23] Gonna have my Mosin, sir.
[08:19:25] Enjoy it.
[08:19:27] You said you killed one with a nail.
[08:19:29] We gotta find that body.
[08:19:31] I had to have, because I have two kills.
[08:19:33] I'm gonna kill one with a nail.
[08:19:35] two kills I only killed that other one guy last rate of the made there's some
[08:19:45] there's a body somewhere did you shoot that guy on the other side no I'm just
[08:19:52] not anybody could be the guy right here my name bounce yeah
[08:19:57] Oh, this guy's killed by somebody else.
[08:20:04] The healing?
[08:20:06] Yep, right next to you.
[08:20:11] What the fuck did I get the grenade kill?
[08:20:16] Oh, the grenades are everything now.
[08:20:19] There's scabs as well.
[08:20:20] Oh, okay.
[08:20:21] So that must be what it is.
[08:20:22] Did you do the impact grenade and kill the scab last night?
[08:20:24] Yeah.
[08:20:25] Yeah.
[08:20:26] All right, let me grab my watch this yeah, and I'm gonna go back to the other guy killed come on land bridge
[08:20:35] He looked like he had some gear. Let's go loot him now, then
[08:20:45] Yeah, I guess if we wait with risk, we're gonna need people going next time. That and scabs
[08:20:49] I want someone just to walk up on that loo, remember there's two spawns that could be
[08:21:00] behind this guy as well, well there's one spawn and one more, so there's a world, this
[08:21:06] guy is walking up there.
[08:21:11] Oh, well, he's got a good helmet and ears, but, eh, doodangler M4, take it, he's probably
[08:21:29] I mean 5'5", huh?
[08:21:42] Right!
[08:21:53] Also through a native, the guy you killed in Stronghold, somebody in chat said he needed the cripple and the guy who
[08:21:59] hutch fettucinamin dick too. Wait, what happened? Say it again. Somebody, so I
[08:22:05] threw a nade at the guy that you killed that was talking shit last raid. Yeah.
[08:22:08] So somebody chatted and said you naded the cripple and the guy who hutch
[08:22:11] fettucinamin dick too.
[08:22:15] Hey!
[08:22:20] Alright, we gotta go to the other warehouse.
[08:22:24] Oh, so we have to go on this one?
[08:22:26] No.
[08:22:27] Okay, I'll follow you.
[08:22:28] This is on this one, and then...
[08:22:30] Now I have my watch.
[08:22:36] Uh, because my painkiller runs out, and then you get like a blurry effect once your painkiller runs out.
[08:22:41] I'm sorry, I wasn't getting all this.
[08:22:51] It's a red-eyed shield.
[08:23:10] I'm gonna unpack mags and shit while we're here and kind of sleep.
[08:23:13] Yeah.
[08:23:14] I'm gonna stash your poster and hide in the corner.
[08:23:23] Oh God, oh no.
[08:23:28] Women's on.
[08:23:31] Terrific.
[08:23:33] Oh, all that winning.
[08:23:36] All that winning.
[08:23:37] With that little charm.
[08:23:38] All that winning is gonna go just through the fucking window. It's all over, bro
[08:23:46] If you think I'm you think I
[08:23:49] I'll lie to my mom. Do you think your mom would be okay if we just like maybe not hang out with them today?
[08:23:54] Or do you think we should still I don't know I
[08:23:58] Don't know my mom's
[08:24:01] I know I know she just keeps saying hang out with lemon hang out. He's struggling
[08:24:05] I saw lemon smoking left over cigarettes outside of the exact weeks that other people left.
[08:24:15] I mean, someone has to hang out with him.
[08:24:19] Um, someone else can hang out with him.
[08:24:22] Why does it have to be us?
[08:24:24] Ridiculous.
[08:24:25] Yeah, let me have to the call.
[08:24:28] Absolutely ridiculous.
[08:24:29] Okay, I'm to the call.
[08:24:30] We might as well.
[08:24:31] All right.
[08:24:32] All right, it's gonna lock this fucking shit. You're gonna have to answer the the call. It's gonna emerge real quick
[08:24:48] All right
[08:24:51] All right
[08:24:53] Tell them and I'm calling them. Let's go hit pocket watch. Let's do it. Let's do it
[08:24:58] I need to go and crack and then we can go stronghold.
[08:25:03] Oh!
[08:25:04] I am sorry.
[08:25:05] Oh, hey Lemon.
[08:25:06] Hey Lemon.
[08:25:07] So good to see you.
[08:25:08] Hey.
[08:25:09] You guys missed me?
[08:25:10] Yeah.
[08:25:11] Yes.
[08:25:12] What?
[08:25:13] Of course we did Lemon.
[08:25:14] Yes.
[08:25:15] I was hoping for a little bit more enthusiasm guys.
[08:25:18] Yay!
[08:25:19] Woohoo!
[08:25:20] We did Lemon.
[08:25:21] Yes.
[08:25:22] I was hoping for a little bit more enthusiasm, guys.
[08:25:26] Yay!
[08:25:27] Woo!
[08:25:28] He sounded disappointed.
[08:25:29] No, why?
[08:25:30] This is how he seems like fake excitement.
[08:25:34] No, just if my mom, it talks to your mom, can you just tell your mom to tell her that
[08:25:41] we were excited when you got in the Discord please.
[08:25:44] So, my mom comes to your mom's, tell my mom that she's excited that I'm in the discord.
[08:25:52] There it is.
[08:25:53] Okay.
[08:25:54] Okay.
[08:25:55] Is that that hard to understand?
[08:25:56] Uh, it's not too hard to understand.
[08:26:00] I heard that your night was not as good as your morning.
[08:26:05] Oh, wait, hold on a second.
[08:26:06] Give me one second here.
[08:26:08] Yeah.
[08:26:14] I swear I'm a professional streamer, guys.
[08:26:16] But my capture card wasn't working.
[08:26:18] They can't hear you.
[08:26:18] I'm just talking to myself.
[08:26:20] OK?
[08:26:21] Listen.
[08:26:22] I'm going to say it.
[08:26:24] You two are incredible.
[08:26:25] OK?
[08:26:26] After playing with gimmick and peanut last night,
[08:26:29] you two are absolute Olympians.
[08:26:32] All right?
[08:26:33] I'm not even kidding.
[08:26:34] I'm shining golden gods, huh?
[08:26:36] You are the golden gods. I woke up excited to play with you guys, and actually make progress.
[08:26:43] I mean, peanut and gimmick, I mean, iron.
[08:26:47] They're a good time. They're a good time. You have to give them credit for that much.
[08:26:51] It was a great time. It was a lot of fun. It was a lot of good banter.
[08:26:57] But, game play wise, I mean, they can't compete with you two.
[08:27:02] You guys aren't just on another level everybody's saying everybody
[08:27:10] Yeah, I woke up this morning and I said, you know, I woke up to
[08:27:20] Why would you ever do that to them hutch and we got to the nitty gritty and it all came down to and I'm not saying this
[08:27:28] They're saying this, when Lemon joined, everything got worse.
[08:27:34] Again, I'm not-
[08:27:35] What?
[08:27:36] That's the narrative going around.
[08:27:38] Yeah.
[08:27:39] Okay.
[08:27:40] Alright.
[08:27:41] That is not true at all, okay?
[08:27:43] That is not true at all.
[08:27:45] I feel like, I mean, I think I extracted like, a part of the time last night.
[08:27:49] I don't think those two extracted what?
[08:27:53] I mean, they run around with their heads cut off, there they're saying, you know,
[08:27:58] yapping yapping yapping and I am just completely demolishing the competition I
[08:28:03] was practically carrying them on both of my shoulders I whatever you heard is
[08:28:08] fake news you know how bad it was last night you want to know what what the
[08:28:12] way how bad it was last night I went in with my killer helmet in my killer
[08:28:17] armor that saved me countless times yesterday and you lost while you were
[08:28:21] with us never lost not once and I go in first raid and completely wiped
[08:28:28] down like the difference is like when like I would have that same mentality go
[08:28:32] forward take it out don't land the shots they're not like you too they were not
[08:28:36] landing shots they were they were like digging through loot there it was it was
[08:28:42] it was a hard hard night oh someone's leaving
[08:28:46] oh he's running to the side fucker yeah I woke up this morning
[08:28:57] just giggling at listening to my chat talk about your guys's night and just how
[08:29:05] it wasn't the greatest you know it wasn't the roughest of ones but it was
[08:29:14] not so you're telling the family about like the raids that you had with us
[08:29:19] no like literally I had the neighbors over yesterday talk about our raids I
[08:29:24] I walk through each one of the raids and how we all did well
[08:29:29] Luke you got and the jokes we made the neighbors loved it
[08:29:32] But I did not tell them about last night's stream with gimmick and
[08:29:38] You held that one in I know the day
[08:29:41] Although I will say I've got a little bone to pick just a tiny it's a tiny bone hot
[08:29:50] Okay, listen I
[08:29:52] Let me see if I could find it here. Let me see if I could find this image here. There was an image I came across
[08:30:00] Today I woke up and you know like you wake up your laying in bed. You're thinking oh
[08:30:05] You should just like see what's out on the internet. What's what's out there?
[08:30:09] Here was this thing. Give me one second about my going live picture
[08:30:14] Now I'm pretty sure now surely this isn't you okay. This is not your account on X
[08:30:20] Are you x.com slash hutch ima-
[08:30:25] Yes.
[08:30:26] Okay, because that's strange.
[08:30:29] I'm seeing a going live picture which appears you guzzling water, peanut guzzling water,
[08:30:37] me on all fours reaching for a little sip, allergic to water, but dying of thirst.
[08:30:46] Is this your account? Did you put this on the web?
[08:30:51] I didn't scan such a bad... that didn't sound like anything I posted.
[08:30:57] Okay, and if it wasn't, it's not me in the back though, right?
[08:31:02] You're the guy with the giant hat.
[08:31:04] No!
[08:31:05] Looks just like my head, looks just like my face.
[08:31:08] So, different murder.
[08:31:10] Different murder.
[08:31:11] Different murder.
[08:31:13] I just killed a single player scav
[08:31:16] Yeah, different burger different
[08:31:19] You look at the complexion of the skin probably little what's up?
[08:31:25] My game just froze for like 10 seconds. Yeah, just different burger different burger different person
[08:31:34] Looks looks it looks the same because listen it's not cool to make fun of people who are allergic to water all right
[08:31:40] It's there are at least tens of us out there and we're good. We're good people
[08:31:48] Really thirsty
[08:31:51] Hydrated
[08:31:53] I got the cold edge. Oh sick, you know, what's funny as of yesterday
[08:31:59] We have seen or heard chat make sure everybody goes and likes that picture just so you know more people see it
[08:32:06] We
[08:32:10] We found out that Peanuts first allergy is morphine and gimmicks
[08:32:17] peas
[08:32:20] He's not too bad more people like that one that one kind of suck
[08:32:25] Yeah, but it's like again, you know, you can function with your day-to-day life
[08:32:30] Without morphine water on the other hand. I mean that's just
[08:32:35] the Lord looked down at you and said he's minded you know no no no no no oh my gosh okay
[08:32:44] last night I'm on Reddit right with the dark gloves on the subreddit guess what I was not
[08:32:51] I might have been cursed by the gods but they also blessed me okay guess what I guess what
[08:32:56] I can do with apple juice.
[08:32:58] I heard you know about the 60 second polls on the, you know, we were talking
[08:33:07] about it today, we were talking about it today and we said to ourselves, and
[08:33:13] what world is juice men the smartest in the group?
[08:33:18] I mean, that's that business, that's that businessman mentality coming out of you.
[08:33:23] Mm-hmm.
[08:33:24] Sobby.
[08:33:25] Very sobby.
[08:33:26] Like how?
[08:33:27] How did you manage to how?
[08:33:29] How?
[08:33:30] I now have a thing of apple juice in my Gamma container, and I was going to be taking single
[08:33:35] sips like the whole raid.
[08:33:37] I don't, and that doesn't dehydrate me either, right?
[08:33:39] It's just, it's just a big no negatives, there's no negatives.
[08:33:43] You are doing nothing but prospering at all times.
[08:33:47] Every sip is for free.
[08:33:49] And let me tell you this.
[08:33:51] I would if I were you
[08:33:53] Be absolutely
[08:33:56] Stockpiling pain killers because there's one thing I know about Nikita
[08:34:01] He is not gonna let this slide
[08:34:04] This will be
[08:34:07] Brother we both know that yeah, but okay, so the other thing I learned today is like
[08:34:14] I still haven't done like the pocket watch remember yesterday
[08:34:17] I was saying I haven't done the wine cooler or whatever the hell that is on ground zero
[08:34:21] I was like, apparently there's a bug where some people can't get tasks from proper.
[08:34:26] Now, I found out this morning, I was like, okay, I got to see this out.
[08:34:32] Turns out, though, I'm not bugged.
[08:34:34] I've just never talked to proper this entire way.
[08:34:37] And so, I have all of the proper tasks now.
[08:34:41] And so I'm a little behind.
[08:34:47] Congratulations.
[08:34:49] We we said about two hours of of doing literally just proper tasks. I think at one point. Did we not officer?
[08:34:59] Yeah, so
[08:35:01] And I would rather die than probably do those again
[08:35:04] So we might have to shelf proper just for another day just for one more time. That's fine. That's fine
[08:35:10] Let me invite you the lepros to the group, but i'm gonna guys. What are you guys working on right now?
[08:35:15] What's the map? Pay me a picture. Okay
[08:35:17] I'm
[08:35:19] No, you go ahead. I've been yapping too much
[08:35:22] Customs customs is the is the place right now
[08:35:27] And we're working through different what cast
[08:35:31] Kind of fun like around the same things, but you know, I'm gonna be real with you and I'm not I'm not trying to make you feel bad
[08:35:39] Okay, don't make me feel bad. We have
[08:35:42] absolutely and
[08:35:44] dominating today a complete
[08:35:46] 180 from yesterday
[08:35:49] Yesterday only you were dominating and we were dying today. Hopefully you will be struggling and we will continue
[08:35:58] Unlikely but I'm open to it
[08:36:02] So you guys are good right after I know but here's the deal you guys have probably had no PVP today, huh?
[08:36:09] No PVP
[08:36:11] raised. I get it. It has been rather slow the last couple hours, but no, we were
[08:36:16] fragging out. I mean, dude, you know what's crazy? Even crazier, I tanked a
[08:36:20] bullet to the head today. Oh, now you know it's a good day. And it was after a
[08:36:26] guy told me to suck his dick. So there you go. I mean, I'm on top of the
[08:36:32] world, brother. I died to some sort of wizard. That was an interesting one.
[08:36:37] He did die to a wizard. He ran around the corner and he breached a
[08:36:40] non-existent door and then instantly one tapped me in the head while reaching the non-existent
[08:36:46] door. And then I went and I killed him because it was a player scav and he had a check 13 key in
[08:36:51] his pockets. Ooh that's a that's wizard 101 right there. That's right pal.
[08:36:59] All right guys well I'm in. Custom sounds great. I'm gonna have to bring out
[08:37:03] a trash gun at the beginning here but we'll get on the up and up.
[08:37:07] you guys any of the room 303 if we do pass by the dorms I have all the keys I
[08:37:15] can also buy keys for you now so any quest that you need and guess what I did
[08:37:19] today I spent six hundred thousand dollars on getting the thing that you
[08:37:28] needed just for you I thought of you when I bought it wait I think I did that
[08:37:33] last night. What was it? All the logistics. All the logistics. Oh, we have. Okay. We're doing
[08:37:39] customs, but we got to do all the hot. Yeah. You are an angel. You are an angel wings. You spin.
[08:37:48] You're radiant. Uh huh. This will tell you how how well we've done today. See, I didn't play
[08:37:56] last night at all. You're aware. Right. I got off around five about the time you did just
[08:38:01] You did right
[08:38:05] I'm three levels ahead of you now
[08:38:07] Reminding hot and devils. Oh my gosh
[08:38:11] And just saying this morning just this morning. This is why you guys are flying. Oh, what level are you?
[08:38:17] I'm level 21 21. I'm level 28
[08:38:24] Early white early white
[08:38:31] Thank you.
[08:38:32] We're going to grab you by the bootstraps and pull you up with us.
[08:38:39] Also, Lemon, it might make you very happy by what I'm about to say.
[08:38:43] I learned something from you yesterday.
[08:38:45] Yeah, what did you learn?
[08:38:48] I learned that if you can do it, anybody can do it.
[08:38:53] And we take that as an insult.
[08:38:57] What I mean by that is, is yesterday when you were fighting in dorms, you quite literally
[08:39:06] rushed an individual with your entire back exposed to another individual and still didn't get
[08:39:13] shot because you were moving.
[08:39:16] So all day today I have not stopped my feet.
[08:39:20] All day today.
[08:39:21] It's good.
[08:39:22] I'm glad I could show you some moves.
[08:39:25] Yep.
[08:39:26] Listen, I didn't I rewatched it afterwards last night. I was like what happened there
[08:39:31] You know it all happened so quick. I can't believe those guys didn't get me because you're right
[08:39:35] I literally ran I like I ran into like the worst position and at one point they were like a random a haul
[08:39:42] They shot me a little bit. I don't know
[08:39:44] Like I don't know what those those guys were doing if they weren't aiming if they were shooting jelly beans
[08:39:50] I'm pretty sure if we slow down the tape and watch it
[08:39:54] We will see an angel
[08:39:57] Grabbing you from the back and lifting you through that raid
[08:40:02] Because it's a beautiful guardian angel. I think that that is truly the only reason why you survive because nothing else makes sense
[08:40:10] Doesn't make sense truly. I'm not about to make sense
[08:40:15] Yeah, all right boys, I have to shovel some fried rice into my
[08:40:19] I'm not going to get any, uh, comment here. So you guys already up when we're ready, but just give me a minute or just get going. But I'm going to not talk for a second here. I just bought a 400,000 dollar key that I already had. And it just went down to price.
[08:40:33] No!
[08:40:34] It worked.
[08:40:37] Chad did I not just buy this for 200K and it instantly went down to 97K? Did that just happen?
[08:40:43] Oh, I need to eat.
[08:40:49] Oh, it's continuing.
[08:40:53] Someone buy that key or I hate everyone.
[08:40:55] Someone buy that key. Modstar banning people until it's purchased.
[08:40:59] Let me get peanut in here.
[08:41:03] Guys, I know Lemon you're eating. I'm creating another group chat because
[08:41:08] because peanut has a super secret secret. He wants to tell me. Oh, another secret. Oh, never mind.
[08:41:14] He's here. Hello. Hello. We already have a group, Jack. Who does four? You ding a
[08:41:22] lang? Oh, yeah. Second one. He would bid. We're told you have another secret secret?
[08:41:29] A very super duper secret. Yes. Yes. Did you know? Don't tell anyone this. Did you know?
[08:41:40] Hodge is overweight. Terri. Technically speaking, technically speaking. From a technical standpoint.
[08:41:47] From a technical standpoint. From a technical standpoint. Yes. How absurd. I know. That's what
[08:41:52] I said, I mean, I'm gonna blow you right now
[08:42:00] Why are we laughing?
[08:42:22] Just washing his shoes, Chad, that's all that is.
[08:42:27] Just washing his shoes.
[08:42:28] Yep, yes.
[08:42:29] Just washing his shoes.
[08:42:30] Well, P, I want to ask you, please, that'll be $5.
[08:42:35] I'm hearing that the night didn't go well last night?
[08:42:38] Honestly, no.
[08:42:40] Well, it would decent because the beginning of the night was so great that the end of
[08:42:46] the night didn't really matter.
[08:42:47] Oh, here's one point, you know, I just got a chat.
[08:42:50] What?
[08:42:51] officer nasty he said I gotta come clean about something a few months ago I ran into peanut
[08:42:57] and arc raiders organically of course after him seeing my name I panicked and said I was
[08:43:03] your cousin I said this because I thought he was going to kill me please forgive my
[08:43:07] white lie oh my goodness oh my goodness gracious did I end up killing him did I end up killing
[08:43:14] I'm sure you did
[08:43:28] I'm willing to lead you to salvation if you will have me we just got into a raid but yes, absolutely
[08:43:34] back. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
[08:43:41] Oh, by the way, I'm sure the
[08:43:42] remember today was the day you
[08:43:44] said you'll stay until today.
[08:43:45] I remember. Oh, you know, it's
[08:43:50] crazy. Obviously, he's just
[08:43:52] telling me exactly that. Oh,
[08:43:55] the eSports awards drop their
[08:43:57] nominees for this year's
[08:43:58] streamer of the year. Jinxie,
[08:44:00] speed, Pedro the bird, peanut.
[08:44:04] really? Oh, that's awesome! Hey, you have to win, so we can call you the two time.
[08:44:19] I actually never won two of the year. I thought you did. No, you won FBS Gamer of the year.
[08:44:25] You won FBS Gamer, B-Tuber, then one of those things.
[08:44:28] Well, boys, the door is glitched. It will not open on my screen.
[08:44:32] Yeah, yeah, you're up against him have become a fish but hey you're on there. That's a big deal. That's a
[08:44:50] E-sports
[08:44:52] E-sports awards the biggest award show in the year
[08:44:55] That's the one where they give the games game of the year like that's the one that matters
[08:45:02] bro.
[08:45:03] I love Esports and all of its creators and oh my god if I could give it even the award
[08:45:14] like a blow job like $5.
[08:45:19] That's the way to do it.
[08:45:20] Listen we will cheat to win this award.
[08:45:21] Fuck it.
[08:45:22] Oh by the gods I mean that's the step one.
[08:45:25] Bonaparte.
[08:45:25] That's not like a plan B, that's not like A.
[08:45:28] If this is for any Esport guy listening,
[08:45:32] I will take you on a trip of your life.
[08:45:35] I will send you to Nirvana, OK?
[08:45:39] Guys, I am running in now.
[08:45:42] The stronghold, where y'all at?
[08:45:44] We are in stronghold.
[08:45:46] All right.
[08:45:47] Good thing you said that when you did,
[08:45:48] I was about to blow your donbees off.
[08:45:50] Thank you for not.
[08:45:51] The door literally wasn't open.
[08:45:54] I am in.
[08:45:58] Is this you down here?
[08:45:59] Yes.
[08:46:00] Yes.
[08:46:01] Yes.
[08:46:02] And now I hope you're not like gimmick, because last time I said yes to gimmick, he then graced
[08:46:07] my head with a bullet.
[08:46:09] By the way, I saw that.
[08:46:10] I saw it.
[08:46:11] Nobody in three-story.
[08:46:12] Oh, you can see it from over here?
[08:46:15] Yeah, nobody's in there.
[08:46:16] Nobody's in there.
[08:46:17] Nobody's in there.
[08:46:18] Nobody's in there.
[08:46:19] Nobody's in there.
[08:46:20] Nobody's in there.
[08:46:21] Nobody's in there.
[08:46:22] Nobody's in there.
[08:46:23] What are we doing right now, we want to get away from this one.
[08:46:28] I think there's dorms.
[08:46:29] We all need to get in dorms.
[08:46:30] Okay, let's do that.
[08:46:33] Do you still have all the previous keys, Hutch?
[08:46:38] I have every key right now on me, yep.
[08:46:40] Okay, so I need to go back in cold-zibble room and stash the regular zibble.
[08:46:45] Sounds good.
[08:46:46] Wait, they're devoting to them?
[08:46:48] Yes.
[08:46:49] Oh, shit. What do you guys have to do with this?
[08:46:54] Oh, dude, 100% we're gonna roll.
[08:46:58] It's already in place.
[08:47:00] I know the voting system. I know that thing's got a big one.
[08:47:03] Oh, it's a whole voting thing.
[08:47:05] That's what I'm saying. I think you legitimately have a chance, bro.
[08:47:14] You've got to start campaigning right now.
[08:47:16] You guys are campaigning.
[08:47:18] You have to hit the road, give some speeches, be the first one to put the tweet out right
[08:47:27] now.
[08:47:28] Thank you so much for the nomination, everyone vote for me, get them ready, get them ready.
[08:47:33] You have to do an AMA on Reddit, you'll have to join Jubilee, one peanut, verse 20
[08:47:40] real human being.
[08:47:41] Get them on Forbes first peanut to win.
[08:47:44] Oh my goodness, this is going to be so big for my people.
[08:47:48] Oh God, oh.
[08:47:50] First peanut-bombed-aided screw during the year.
[08:47:52] This is going to be so big for my people. This is a big movement for me.
[08:47:55] This is a big movement for me right now.
[08:48:00] We can dip-pick. I couldn't really do dip-pick.
[08:48:02] Now I'm going to get the people round up.
[08:48:04] Yeah.
[08:48:05] Really?
[08:48:07] Or instead of believing a dip-pick, you can...
[08:48:10] Yeah.
[08:48:11] Oh, this pick's already been leaked. I haven't hanged on my wall.
[08:48:15] Oh, fantastic.
[08:48:16] I heard something above us, boys. Lock him.
[08:48:21] That's a two-stack.
[08:48:23] Yeah.
[08:48:31] I lit one up bad.
[08:48:33] Above me.
[08:48:34] I'm gonna...
[08:48:36] Oh, yeah?
[08:48:36] I'm going under the outside to get him...
[08:48:38] I
[08:48:41] Don't I'm dead. I don't know how this guy's alive
[08:48:45] Everywhere
[08:48:47] Where are you lemon? I'm back on this dear? Well
[08:48:53] Hey guys lit lemon lit second room on your right second one you're right
[08:49:02] There's one all the way down the hallway on second I think women's about to get pushed by
[08:49:05] Yeah, I got pushed
[08:49:35] All right, I got your payback.
[08:49:37] There's still one more, I think, on third or fourth potentially.
[08:49:47] Let's just scan.
[08:49:49] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm on staircase.
[08:50:13] Stand down!
[08:50:13] Now she's a stand.
[08:50:19] Get some.
[08:50:27] Oh.
[08:50:38] Oh! Is the voting open right now, Pete?
[08:50:41] I think it is, yeah.
[08:50:42] Yeah. Oh, shit. Jack. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.
[08:50:48] Oh, can we leak it? Can we leak it?
[08:50:52] This is that link. I don't want you guys into the jet.
[08:50:55] I'll do it with the other guys. It's Jinksy peanut.
[08:51:00] There's a quite a number guys. It's Jinksy,
[08:51:03] Adriel, Iso, Speed, Kaisenet, Odiepixel, Keso,
[08:51:06] Uh, Koringa, Jason the Weed, Stable Rodano, Cina, and Snacks Gaming.
[08:51:13] Snacks Gaming? That sounds delicious.
[08:51:16] Sounds delicious. I haven't seen their content, but I might vote for Snacks Gaming based on the name.
[08:51:22] Please let me know, please. I need a free vote, please.
[08:51:26] I know he's probably a delicious neighbor.
[08:51:29] I need to count.
[08:51:31] It's not snacks like SNAKS, it's snacks as an SNAX.
[08:51:38] Okay, that changes everything.
[08:51:41] Oh thank god, I got his vote back.
[08:51:43] My vote is back as of right now, but I'm still going to think about it.
[08:51:47] You know what?
[08:51:49] I'm just going to throw it out of here.
[08:51:50] My vote can be bought, alright?
[08:51:52] I will pay you.
[08:51:54] I have a water burger gift card and this is no joke.
[08:51:57] I've been saving in my wallet probably the better part of about five years.
[08:52:00] years I think it started as $25 I use it once I usually my meals are about 13 to
[08:52:05] $14 it's probably about $11 I thought it I would give it to you this is not even
[08:52:09] a joke this is all actually I actually have it I'm giving to you if you vote for
[08:52:13] me what about me I don't have enough water for you cards to give everybody
[08:52:21] Let me take my wallet. Let me see if I can get anything else.
[08:52:26] Your pocket lint?
[08:52:27] Pocket lint, yes. All the pocket lint is yours as long as he won't... Please, officer, please.
[08:52:31] Any crumbs from like the granola you left or something?
[08:52:34] I can give you... I can... Okay, I can find you crumbs from the granola. Let me look at my pan-ree.
[08:52:39] Alright, deal.
[08:52:40] Pan-ree.
[08:52:44] How long have you been awake, Pete?
[08:52:46] Uh, no time whatsoever.
[08:52:48] Good.
[08:52:49] I'm just
[08:52:56] Thank you Chad, thank you, thank you
[08:53:01] Officer did these guys have anything juicy on
[08:53:06] One of the guys that looked to gear kind of poor
[08:53:14] Guys don't worry our graders is a huge updates coming
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[08:53:26] We're excited to show off the 10 best ducks chosen by the dev team. Nearly every duck
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[08:53:49] I don't think that's what guys up here. I think that was a guy killed. It might have been a guy from two stack.
[08:54:00] I shot the scab I was looking out of the outside.
[08:54:09] No, I'd do this real quick.
[08:54:18] Ah, this is such a good task, waiting for my food to be ready.
[08:54:36] I
[08:54:43] Yeah, we are
[08:54:46] 50 subs away from being at 16 K
[08:54:51] If you haven't got two drops over this if you got a big penis
[08:54:57] either
[08:55:00] Whoosh
[08:55:02] Use your primes, prom wave!
[08:55:07] Well, you have a small penis, and you watch for free, you got enough to worry about, to
[08:55:15] be honest.
[08:55:16] Be honest with yourself.
[08:55:18] No, not still in there.
[08:55:21] probably just looking at everything online
[08:55:34] Fuck you, Shelley!
[08:55:42] Grab Hutch's bag
[08:55:45] Grab my bag and Hutch's bag
[08:55:47] Where did I put my bag?
[08:55:51] Yeah, I do eat my backpack
[08:55:58] Not again, huh?
[08:56:00] Guys, I didn't eat anyone's backpack
[08:56:04] I know one's back
[08:56:07] I don't see the backpack though. There's a backpack strap hanging out of a hutch's mouth
[08:56:14] Are you kidding me you have to break the lock? Yes? Oh, see if you can shoot wait see if you can shoot through it
[08:56:18] You think you can
[08:56:21] I don't know where it would be, roughly.
[08:56:23] Yeah, I don't really know where it would probably not.
[08:56:26] Yeah, that vehicle's not even up anyway.
[08:56:34] This is donkey shit.
[08:56:37] This guy's just hanging out in two stack.
[08:56:42] I don't get that one.
[08:56:44] That one doesn't make much sense to me.
[08:56:49] Well we gotta go the other way anyway.
[08:56:50] So you can just jump out that window.
[08:56:52] Oh, yeah.
[08:56:53] Maybe I'm heavy as fuck.
[08:56:56] Oh, that's gonna work.
[08:56:59] These windows are even weird, though.
[08:57:03] I felt like they used to be easier to go through.
[08:57:05] Oh, that was the new window update.
[08:57:09] Damn it.
[08:57:10] What do they mean by the windows update?
[08:57:12] Yeah, that's what happens whenever they do a windows update.
[08:57:15] They see the pieces of the windows.
[08:57:17] Yeah.
[08:57:18] So annoying.
[08:57:19] I know.
[08:57:20] Yeah, thank you guys. Thank you boys. I appreciate the love man. That's insanity
[08:57:29] We kidding thank you for love
[08:57:38] Trash bags
[08:57:44] So that's
[08:57:47] Yep
[08:57:49] We have to go lay in some trash bags where it belongs for him good for him. Honestly. Yeah
[08:57:55] All right, we have officially died as many times with the lemon as we've done that for eight hours before he
[08:58:03] No, no, listen listen listen guys. I got a kill there. I
[08:58:09] Got one kill. I mean, how did you get a kill? No, it was very good question. Very good question. Yeah
[08:58:19] I profusely ripped that pickle jar right before you walked up and took credit for it.
[08:58:26] I mean, he was on one leg.
[08:58:31] He was coughing up blood and you just walked over and tapped him.
[08:58:36] Single-tap. I mean, he was right after you were done with him.
[08:58:42] One of these. All right, let's run it back. Let's run it back.
[08:58:45] Let's go.
[08:58:46] Ten nine will never happen.
[08:58:48] You guys are parking up to it now.
[08:58:49] I'm going to raid to give my life to you longer.
[08:58:52] Straight into it.
[08:58:53] Oh.
[08:58:54] Oh.
[08:58:55] I'm so sorry.
[08:58:56] Oh.
[08:58:57] Chad, what happened to that?
[08:58:58] You'll forget me.
[08:58:59] That armor.
[08:59:00] I forgive you.
[08:59:01] You'll forget me.
[08:59:02] What happened to that other armor?
[08:59:04] The cool one.
[08:59:06] Yes.
[08:59:07] Yes, I do.
[08:59:08] Oh, thank you.
[08:59:09] What happened to it?
[08:59:10] You're still sexy and handsome and hot.
[08:59:13] Thank you, Mr. Officer.
[08:59:15] Thank you, Mr. Officer.
[08:59:17] I'm sure my self-worth is based on W's in the chat when you hear the game on the answers.
[08:59:23] If that was true, he would never play that intro with the different music ever again.
[08:59:29] I did eventually even people would come to my house.
[08:59:35] Eventually, eventually, but no time soon.
[08:59:38] You know what sucks the most is that like when I, like obviously I'd rather have a thunderstorm
[08:59:42] because that's the sweet songs,
[08:59:43] but what sucks the most is that the new version
[08:59:46] is actually like-
[08:59:47] It doesn't matter.
[08:59:48] Yeah, it doesn't matter.
[08:59:49] It's fire, but it's like, I want to keep,
[08:59:51] like it'd be different if it was like terrible,
[08:59:53] I'm like, oh, whatever, they don't like it,
[08:59:54] I don't like it, whatever.
[08:59:55] I still love the new version.
[08:59:58] Yeah, it doesn't matter what you do,
[09:00:01] people are not gonna like it.
[09:00:03] Like he's changed, he's trying to conform.
[09:00:07] In reality. He's sold out.
[09:00:09] Yeah. He's sold out.
[09:00:10] And we are the only I have a $500 billion company
[09:00:14] beating down my neck.
[09:00:16] Yeah.
[09:00:18] Bro, I got my YouTube taken down today.
[09:00:21] Really?
[09:00:22] For what reason?
[09:00:23] For playing.
[09:00:25] What song was it?
[09:00:26] I don't even remember what it was.
[09:00:31] I don't even remember what it was.
[09:00:34] Two of us.
[09:00:34] Just the two of us.
[09:00:37] We can make it if we try.
[09:00:39] Can you see the live was bad?
[09:00:43] Yeah.
[09:00:44] You're live.
[09:00:45] You got to take it down live.
[09:00:46] Yes.
[09:00:47] I could just cease to exist and to continue and then I had to restart and not play that
[09:00:52] song anymore.
[09:00:53] Well, I've never had that happen.
[09:00:55] That's a severe case.
[09:00:56] Kind of a random song to get taken down from.
[09:00:59] I mean, it's a classic, but...
[09:01:01] Yeah.
[09:01:02] Certified hood classic.
[09:01:03] That's not the first time that happened to me either, Pete.
[09:01:05] That's happened.
[09:01:06] I've taken down probably in times now that's that's kind of crazy that was for
[09:01:14] in jeans sincey so that was I'm just showing my dick and they might just
[09:01:30] Hey, rednecks. I don't know.
[09:01:32] Yeah.
[09:01:34] Racism.
[09:01:34] Yeah, redneck racism.
[09:01:37] Redneck racism.
[09:01:38] Very rare, but it does exist.
[09:01:41] It does exist.
[09:01:43] Some people can't handle it.
[09:01:44] They can't handle it.
[09:01:46] Well.
[09:01:54] My GP coin and my Sheefcat.
[09:01:56] We have been absolutely steamrolling today, I know you just joined in and we immediately
[09:02:04] died, but other than that, lemon has cost.
[09:02:10] It has been incredible, I believe you, I believe you, don't you worry, I believe you.
[09:02:18] Oh, no, I bet she's been, it's been a wild ride.
[09:02:21] like a roller coaster but I believe you boss don't you worry don't you worry boss
[09:02:38] I have no nades are we waiting what's what's the game plan here I know you
[09:02:48] You guys go ahead.
[09:02:55] All righty.
[09:03:01] Doesn't need a grab.
[09:03:02] Actually, I got the case.
[09:03:03] Let's rock.
[09:03:07] Hell yeah.
[09:03:11] Better day on Tarkov today?
[09:03:12] Yeah, it was the first.
[09:03:13] I'm not even mad about that, Dan.
[09:03:15] I just got owned.
[09:03:17] Yeah, it's been good.
[09:03:20] It's been a really good day.
[09:03:21] What do you guys need in the dorms?
[09:03:22] Is there a certain room?
[09:03:26] His is Zippo Room 302 or 303.
[09:03:31] Mine is 220.
[09:03:34] What is yours?
[09:03:35] I think I've got 303 too.
[09:03:37] Cool.
[09:03:38] I think me and the officer are on the same page here.
[09:03:39] You should have brought a regular Zippo in.
[09:03:41] Shit, get back out.
[09:03:43] What do you mean regular Zippo?
[09:03:45] This is a different quest now.
[09:03:47] So you take the gold and you replace it with a regular one.
[09:03:51] Oh, I have to bring out a Zippo?
[09:03:52] Yeah, you have to bring a regular Zippo lighter.
[09:03:55] I'm not going to do that.
[09:03:57] You have to.
[09:03:58] You have to, it's the quest.
[09:04:00] You must.
[09:04:00] No, Nikita will not get me to bend like that.
[09:04:03] Oh, it's the most difficult part.
[09:04:08] You're so brave.
[09:04:09] You're so brave.
[09:04:10] End static, don't forget static.
[09:04:11] That's right, guys.
[09:04:12] So brave and sexy.
[09:04:16] Coolest burger I know.
[09:04:18] The only burger I know.
[09:04:21] Burger or burger?
[09:04:22] Burger?
[09:04:23] Burger.
[09:04:23] Wait, did you back out?
[09:04:26] No.
[09:04:27] Okay, good, good.
[09:04:29] I know you said you're gonna back out, but I'm in.
[09:04:34] Oh, Sam.
[09:04:35] But then you said you're not backing down.
[09:04:36] Did you refuse to bring a zibble with you?
[09:04:39] No, no, you're right, you're right.
[09:04:42] Now, hypothetically speaking, if we do see a Zippo, I mean, oh, I'm folding on all of your models.
[09:04:50] No, I might, I might just look at it.
[09:04:52] I just want to see what it looks like for the new quest.
[09:04:55] What if we saw a Norwegian Hawk Owl?
[09:04:58] Oh, then I would question.
[09:05:00] I was, I was just eating that question.
[09:05:02] That was the only question that logically followed his question.
[09:05:04] Alright, in front of us, right in front of us, right to left, right to right.
[09:05:07] Oh, yep.
[09:05:08] He's dead.
[09:05:09] Easy, easy.
[09:05:11] easy
[09:05:13] we all shot
[09:05:14] check that kill
[09:05:16] check that man's
[09:05:18] blood hole
[09:05:19] but just paying an ad
[09:05:23] see who's man is landed
[09:05:25] come on lucky money lucky money lucky money
[09:05:28] nice
[09:05:29] well done officer
[09:05:32] should i check it we should check it for zibos
[09:05:34] oh shit just in case
[09:05:36] just in case i need to look at one
[09:05:39] I mean, that guy was off to a firing squad, holy shit.
[09:05:44] That guy's plunging, ran 20 yards, immediately blasted,
[09:05:49] all that for the game.
[09:05:51] He's on Minecraft.
[09:05:52] I'm stalled.
[09:05:53] Yeah, he's on Minecraft.
[09:05:55] He's like, I'm just going to build like a house on Minecraft.
[09:05:59] There's a story item here, by the way, friends.
[09:06:01] Thank you.
[09:06:03] I got to read that, too.
[09:06:05] Yeah.
[09:06:06] You go to the read.
[09:06:06] Always read.
[09:06:09] a little read I'm just kind of pushing I'm playing catch up to lemon can't read
[09:06:24] well I can't read big words ball word anything you know four letters or less
[09:06:31] I can kind of feel out in decipher I could decipher that's pretty skillful
[09:06:37] That's about a yellow a yellow belt. I'm a blue belt
[09:06:43] Yeah, I
[09:06:44] Always wanted to karate as a kid my parents wouldn't let me no
[09:06:49] Not karate oh
[09:06:52] Hot struggles with the word circuit whenever I was
[09:06:56] You know I was born deaf
[09:06:57] So I had to have a lot of surgeries and with that came a speech impediment from hell
[09:07:03] So I was in you actually for dad. Yes, I was born with
[09:07:19] Okay
[09:07:25] To learn to speak did the therapists have to like put their hands in your mouth and kind of like
[09:07:33] very young and I had to get it's like artificial ear drums but basically where
[09:07:37] the skin graft you're already existing skin from behind the lobe and then attach
[09:07:44] it inside the ear. Ah they use your butt hole skin.
[09:07:49] Butt hole skin for sure. Use your butt hole skin.
[09:07:52] Tell your friends that it wasn't butt hole.
[09:07:54] Alright boys we're right back to the head shots and me dying I'm dead again.
[09:08:03] you're dead I'm dead I'm dead as yeah I'm dead listening to buttholes in a town a
[09:08:13] lot of you yeah come down here really quick for a second yeah I don't want you
[09:08:17] get blown up to get out away good call good call I don't think we go in that
[09:08:29] way. No. I don't think there's a world where that's a good idea. Actually, well, it's kind of,
[09:08:41] I got a guy out back. I don't know that we need you. If hunch is dead.
[09:08:46] Oh, you're right. Yes, please. I need. He's our key man. I just killed a guy back here.
[09:08:52] I don't think these guys are like super geared. I think the guy just again, you know fucking lemon luck
[09:09:02] Just one tab me in the face. Was this the guy? No
[09:09:06] Look at the lemon. Hello. Is that your little buddy?
[09:09:14] see how back that's where I just heard footsteps in the grass
[09:09:18] I don't hear him inside but if that's not him it's positive
[09:09:28] oh yep he's downstairs terrific
[09:09:31] where were you at how much when you died?
[09:09:36] in the middle, sorry all the way at the end of the hall
[09:09:39] offices out of where you're at right now on that shoulder
[09:09:49] I don't know what the play is here
[09:09:55] I'm going to take a little drink of juice, yummy yummy
[09:10:00] I'm going to go over to the middle and I'm going to flash from the middle
[09:10:07] he's gonna be all the way on that shoulder
[09:10:09] obviously
[09:10:11] i don't think he had a good gun
[09:10:13] it doesn't matter
[09:10:14] try to be in the eyeball
[09:10:17] he's still a flashlight off of this
[09:10:26] i don't know where this guy is
[09:10:30] oh, i'm okay
[09:10:33] i deserve that
[09:10:36] he was still down on the birdie
[09:10:37] he's just holding that corner
[09:10:40] he's just holding that corner
[09:10:45] there's two
[09:10:51] ooo that hurt
[09:10:52] that hurt
[09:11:02] he's just smacking his meat
[09:11:03] no he's shooting him with my bullets
[09:11:05] honestly at this rate lemon saved the raid close the fucking door take my shit
[09:11:10] and leave
[09:11:18] I think that dude's gonna beat his meat on that corner to infinity
[09:11:24] Don't worry about the armor, I'm going to get the hell out of here.
[09:11:54] I think they're kind of flanking around. I heard about front
[09:11:59] Yeah, it's weird stuff. I think that's a scab
[09:12:14] No
[09:12:24] I
[09:12:28] Didn't we do you I'm on streets as BMC and as soon as these scouts are coming in. Oh my god
[09:12:34] Please God, please God, please God
[09:12:42] I've had to mow down so many people holy crap
[09:12:54] I
[09:12:58] Probably turned that light off though. I think you got two lights gone. Look at this
[09:13:18] Run wide yeah got it you fucking got it
[09:13:22] I'm running.
[09:13:24] Oh, can I take the fire?
[09:13:27] Do I need like a note?
[09:13:29] Is it different these days?
[09:13:31] Yeah, he needs a note, I believe.
[09:13:33] Does he need the note?
[09:13:34] Yeah.
[09:13:35] I mean, I still try.
[09:13:37] Maybe I'm wrong.
[09:13:38] Maybe it's different.
[09:13:39] These and all.
[09:13:40] I don't know.
[09:13:41] I'm pretty sure you need a note.
[09:13:43] Yeah, you need the note.
[09:13:47] I need a note.
[09:13:48] But I got a task.
[09:13:49] There you go.
[09:13:51] Rip those lights right off, just move off, let me keep them, have a fun little piece.
[09:14:02] It's pretty, it's pretty.
[09:14:08] Maybe Alton time chat?
[09:14:16] Back to back, one tap of risky rage.
[09:14:18] It's only bugged when you're spectated by the way.
[09:14:21] Was it weird?
[09:14:22] Yeah, it sounded like you had somebody walking like five feet behind you.
[09:14:28] This is where I get gunned in the back. He's watching from a distance.
[09:14:37] Not you, you're too sexy.
[09:14:39] Quick, come in, go look at me go.
[09:14:48] all right we run it back again hutch I'm going first right I know your antsy to
[09:14:56] get in there no that was on me cuz I thought it was gonna be a scab and it
[09:15:02] was a player and I just I was just not paying attention it's not your fault
[09:15:18] I also dude, I don't know why this wife I've been forgetting to put flashlights on my guns
[09:15:24] I think it's because I just haven't had them on lock you have to run flashlights man
[09:15:30] Nope, you absolutely have to like I'd rather hold a peak with a flashlight and then know that I'm home there
[09:15:36] Then hold a peak without a flashlight and then then swing me because just the DC is so bad
[09:15:42] All right boys I'm out at a boy. Thank you for the stuff out for you officer. Thank you. Sure. Thank you
[09:15:51] We go again. I didn't mean to tell me to get yourself hutch. I just figured it was probably a lot of cause
[09:15:56] It was a good call. It was a great call. I'll be doing the same thing
[09:15:59] That's a lot of us. There is there is extra. Yeah, what do you is that any of this stuff hutches hutch?
[09:16:04] Do you want this? No, no, no, I'm good, dude
[09:16:06] Like I said my inventory mustache completely full dying. It's not a bad thing right now. Yeah dying
[09:16:13] It's not like dude look at what this fucking guy killed me with man. Oh
[09:16:20] He's running 7 and 40 though
[09:16:23] Just throw it's I got to go by BG and four and them. He's so few four and then that's right
[09:16:29] He killed you with my seven and 40. Oh
[09:16:32] Oh, he stole your gun. Yeah, so I guess it really was a lost cause to go for
[09:16:38] That's just funny. Yeah as they shot lemon and his body started to fall apart at the seams
[09:16:44] I thought hmm. Probably should have told him
[09:16:48] It a second. Um, what do I need to bring? I've got a trooper for you. I've got a
[09:16:54] The MK 16 but no
[09:16:56] man. All right, so I need. All right, boys, log it back in a rig. I'm guessing then. Yes,
[09:17:06] rig and back and back. Okay. Got my helmet ears. Uh, no, I need to ask that. I'm sorry.
[09:17:14] No years. Yeah, I got as the trooper in the gun. Okay.
[09:17:24] I'll be sure to bring you some water.
[09:17:26] Uh, you know, I'm good.
[09:17:28] I'll pass on that one.
[09:17:30] Okay.
[09:17:31] Pass.
[09:17:32] Hard pass.
[09:17:33] It's a weird thing to pass on.
[09:17:35] Passing on water.
[09:17:40] Yeah, personal vendetta against water.
[09:17:46] All right.
[09:17:48] I
[09:18:00] All right boys where we dropping tomato time, holy shit
[09:18:08] I'm actually the mayor
[09:18:12] I'm the fucking mayor bids
[09:18:14] Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you.
[09:18:21] New law. That's people.
[09:18:26] Thank you.
[09:18:31] Oh, God.
[09:18:35] Guys, I do have a zippo in my pouch, but I will not be using it for the task.
[09:18:39] The course.
[09:18:40] It's just here. It's a good luck charm. It was my grandfather's.
[09:18:43] fathers right I understand completely your grandfather it's kind of a heritage
[09:18:49] piece I remember diving deep in there like an Olympic swimmer
[09:18:58] yeah I can ma'am my problem yeah all the guys are fighting out there I am
[09:19:09] Dylan, me and Rambo were making sweet sensual love, making the bush a lamb.
[09:19:15] I'm sure he was a selfless lover.
[09:19:17] He was a selfless lover.
[09:19:19] A selfless lover he was.
[09:19:21] Hopefully he agreed.
[09:19:23] Wow, it was a great time.
[09:19:27] A great time.
[09:19:29] Now, somebody asked me to ask you, Pina, how your hamburger helper wasn't.
[09:19:40] You know what?
[09:19:41] I'm gonna stand up for you on that one.
[09:19:43] Thank you.
[09:19:44] Peanuts, girlfriends, beef, and noodles were the best meals I've ever had in my life.
[09:19:50] Thank you.
[09:19:51] And I told them both that, promptly.
[09:19:53] Thank you.
[09:19:54] Thank you.
[09:19:55] What's wrong with hamburger helper?
[09:19:58] Helper nothing but to consider somebody's cooking genuine scratch cooking to hamper your helper
[09:20:05] That's insulting. It's an insult
[09:20:08] I say meet noodles is not always the same thing. So now it's curly noodles with red sauce sometimes it's
[09:20:15] bow tie pasta with
[09:20:17] Alfredo sauce and and and chicken and
[09:20:20] Me the noodles has me it goes by one name, but as many meanings
[09:20:25] You know I saw that clip I thought to myself I bet he walked out there ain't got an earful
[09:20:37] Because that is not something you say unless you water them back to you set up going shit
[09:20:44] That cannot happen again
[09:20:49] I
[09:20:50] You know silly use the Milvus fusions sitting on the couch you whipped around
[09:21:05] You're in your eyes
[09:21:10] Wait, what is this invite coming
[09:21:13] I'll bet you in one second. Oh, okay. I just I thought I caught you maybe going into the rain or something. No, you're good
[09:21:20] I'm just reassembling my third kit since lemon short. Oh
[09:21:27] My gosh, and I have a listen. I've done and done a thing
[09:21:30] I'm just running. I literally I'm running and then I hear it calm as I hutches down
[09:21:36] Let let us go
[09:21:40] Yo one second, let me see do we have any killer helmets for lemon because that is I mean
[09:21:47] It's like having a linebacker without any pads on, you know.
[09:21:53] I'm going to get hurt.
[09:21:54] I'm going to get hurt.
[09:21:55] You know, it doesn't sound like we do limit.
[09:21:58] It feels bad.
[09:21:59] No, but I've got a L S H Z lightweight helmet, olive drab.
[09:22:06] You know what?
[09:22:06] I'm going to put on my death shadow mask.
[09:22:08] Very rare, makes me look very frightening.
[09:22:11] I feel it.
[09:22:12] A lot of looks, not a lot of execution, but that's OK.
[09:22:15] It might work.
[09:22:16] It might. Oh, wait.
[09:22:17] Hold on. I'm wearing level one armor. Oh my god. I didn't realize that was a thing
[09:22:24] One second one second
[09:22:27] Well, you didn't realize when you put the Walmart bag over your body that I
[09:22:34] Mainly choose the armor that looks cool and this JPC armor kind of looks cool. So I put it on
[09:22:40] I didn't know that it was a Walmart trash
[09:22:42] Who wants to know why they can't find a big booty Latina and I don't know what's dumb
[09:22:50] Oh, where's the baddies at though?
[09:22:56] Wonder what drag's doing.
[09:22:57] I saw drag was still playing, uh, still playing our graders.
[09:23:03] Did you imagine watching him play this game?
[09:23:05] Oh my gosh.
[09:23:06] I can't imagine.
[09:23:07] I'm not going to say what I was going to say.
[09:23:12] What what no all the later freaks will come after me. I'm not saying it
[09:23:18] I can't imagine playing our creators
[09:23:23] Well, they so why is it? Is there gonna be a big update? I mean, I haven't kept track anymore. I feel like there's
[09:23:31] There's gonna be a big update, but I know I I don't think
[09:23:37] Unless it is blowing off our fucking
[09:23:41] Dicks like it just blows the dicks from our body. Now. I don't think it's gonna be
[09:23:48] Gonna revive anything
[09:23:51] Never know you never know
[09:23:54] I said peanut to play it listen. No, well, yeah, but
[09:24:00] It is very hard to make a game and to find success, but it is even harder to make
[09:24:07] You find success it's not moving this down and then to read. Oh my god lemon lemon
[09:24:21] No, no, I brought it I brought it all right
[09:24:23] Drax lurking in the shadows in my chat. He said he's coming to play Tarkov
[09:24:27] Drax save yourself, bro. You better get out of the way. I'm gonna put it for right in your kneecap real quick
[09:24:33] well okay all right see okay that's it a great work officer
[09:25:16] I don't know what just happened there, but I completed tasks.
[09:25:43] Thank you. Thank you.
[09:25:48] Kill the scab.
[09:25:50] Yeah, we gotta go to the dorms.
[09:25:52] Let's go, little boy.
[09:25:54] I don't leave the charge. I am the most prolific.
[09:25:57] PvP fighter.
[09:25:59] Stay, gentlemen. I will keep you safe.
[09:26:03] Onwards, onwards. Onwards.
[09:26:09] I'm out of stamina. Hold on.
[09:26:11] I don't know what's happening.
[09:26:13] Right there, right there, right there, right there.
[09:26:15] Here we go, right there.
[09:26:17] I'm going to the right air spot.
[09:26:19] Here we go, push it over by the tanks.
[09:26:21] He's not dead. He's not dead by the tanks.
[09:26:23] The tanks?
[09:26:25] The giant gas tanks to our left.
[09:26:27] Great tanks.
[09:26:29] He's on the back end of it.
[09:26:35] I wounded him. He's closer to
[09:26:37] pocket watch.
[09:26:39] Look at pocket
[09:26:49] I'm stuck where I'm at
[09:26:55] Somehow injured be
[09:27:02] I throw a nade it's like crazy
[09:27:09] Oh
[09:27:27] One is messed up he's still far back you dead now we're all still up
[09:27:39] We're gonna get flanked though 100%
[09:27:57] What's move? Yeah, he's behind us. Uh-oh, he's really hurt. He's really hurt. He's on the third floor of the giant red thing
[09:28:02] We put the DBL
[09:28:04] He's really hurt really hurt
[09:28:06] Right side of it, third floor.
[09:28:10] Can't change floors since the stairs are on the other side.
[09:28:14] Right there for me, the one below the top one.
[09:28:18] Oh, yep, yep, yep.
[09:28:22] He's a different, this has got to be different.
[09:28:26] We got to go through for him.
[09:28:28] As he pushes, I blame his, blame his territory. He's very hard. He is extremely hard up there.
[09:28:32] I hit so many shots.
[09:28:34] All right, we're gonna push them, they're beating.
[09:28:39] You trying to move my middle?
[09:28:40] Yeah, yeah, I see him, I see him.
[09:28:41] Oh, smart side, four side.
[09:28:43] He's fucking me up.
[09:28:44] I'm still alive.
[09:28:45] I'm still alive.
[09:28:51] Oh, I'm dead.
[09:28:52] He's in the middle, he's in the middle.
[09:28:57] Dead.
[09:28:59] One just pushed in.
[09:29:02] Where we were?
[09:29:03] Okay.
[09:29:04] I'm all the way at the bottom. I'm healing.
[09:29:06] I have top two from now.
[09:29:07] Dobby's dead.
[09:29:08] Nice.
[09:29:09] Good work.
[09:29:09] Where you at, P, exactly?
[09:29:11] I'm laying down on your big skelly next to some bricks and some tires.
[09:29:15] Okay.
[09:29:16] On the side, closest to dorms.
[09:29:19] Okay.
[09:29:19] I killed one that was sneaking up from where we just were.
[09:29:21] I got him.
[09:29:22] I killed third floor.
[09:29:23] We have one more on that side for sure.
[09:29:28] I gotta put my leg in on that down.
[09:29:31] Please.
[09:30:02] Yeah
[09:30:04] Maybe next to white. Oh, okay. Oh, I know. Okay. Everybody is um
[09:30:08] The original place the three tankers the white thing is next to that barbed wire jump over
[09:30:17] Oh, yeah, I just saw the need fly
[09:30:26] As you have a jim he's on the edge of the end of the blue crate you can walk through right before the pit
[09:30:30] Yep, I'm watching through the crate.
[09:30:41] Keep holding that side, Pete.
[09:30:43] Holding it, holding it. He cannot peek left. He cannot peek left.
[09:30:45] I'll be held.
[09:30:47] Maybe I go blue fence.
[09:30:49] All the way through?
[09:30:51] Good, yeah. I got the other side held.
[09:30:54] I
[09:30:57] Go to pick move you wouldn't see him he's going in the pit you think I bet you I mean
[09:31:04] Oh, I just don't know I just hope days. No. We got me fuck. You know the end of that blue blue craze
[09:31:11] Oh, let's do you were robbed officer who's die officer now. I'm alive
[09:31:18] It's got armored helmet on face mask
[09:31:22] It's nothing crazy
[09:31:24] He knows where I'm at now. He's hurting gotta be hurting after that one
[09:31:31] I am too I'm gonna go try and say much fool so much. He's still like where's he at relative to the same that bit
[09:31:37] He's just on the edge or in it in around with the edge. She's in that area
[09:31:43] Yeah.
[09:31:44] Some b**ch.
[09:31:45] Oh, I think I saw another guy hard left.
[09:32:00] It's either a stab or like- No, no, I'm over left.
[09:32:02] I'm over to the left.
[09:32:03] Oh, okay.
[09:32:04] B**ch.
[09:32:05] Look okay.
[09:32:06] I think maybe I caught him?
[09:32:11] I think you did.
[09:32:12] I saw a body drop whenever you did shoot I didn't want to call it me picking
[09:32:20] your movements I think you killed him you caught him I think I know the guy that
[09:32:27] Yeah, he's right here. Oh, yeah, this is him. You caught him. Okay. Yeah. All right,
[09:32:34] all right. Well done, boy. All loopy naked. Oh, what the fuck? Yeah, crazy. Yeah. I'll
[09:32:41] ninja is adopted
[09:32:45] so am i
[09:32:47] is he actually adopted?
[09:32:49] i don't think so
[09:32:51] oh he's not
[09:32:53] are you sure?
[09:32:55] yeah
[09:32:57] uh p where'd you die at?
[09:32:59] i found you
[09:33:01] can you loot gimmick?
[09:33:03] uh yeah where you at gimmick
[09:33:05] where you gone yet?
[09:33:07] well gimmick's not here but i imagine if you
[09:33:09] God dammit, how'd she get me saying it, you asshole?
[09:33:13] He would probably be...
[09:33:15] Yeah, but don't let him disrespect you like that.
[09:33:17] Yeah, yeah, I will be like all day, every day, Fidel.
[09:33:20] I will not let you disrespect me like this.
[09:33:23] I'm on the third floor, but I'm trying to remember what I brought.
[09:33:26] I mean, if you could bring, like, my...
[09:33:27] Could pull the specter out.
[09:33:28] I mean, that's probably all I really need.
[09:33:30] I'll be the only one to kill.
[09:33:33] Oh, yeah, here we are.
[09:33:39] You have a green flare? Tell me you do.
[09:33:42] No.
[09:33:43] No!
[09:33:44] Alrighty, I'll make sure I bring my gun.
[09:33:47] That's what he was here to do, officer.
[09:34:10] Plant the DVL?
[09:34:11] No, plant the poster.
[09:34:15] it's tough
[09:34:16] do I take out a spy?
[09:34:18] you can be a little jubby
[09:34:19] take it out a spy?
[09:34:22] yes
[09:34:23] yes you do
[09:34:24] do
[09:34:25] do indeed
[09:34:26] all right
[09:34:27] lemon I've got everything but your backpack
[09:34:36] oh thank you officer
[09:34:38] I will see your faces until the end of time
[09:34:41] you can breathe
[09:34:42] Yeah, everything but your backpack as well
[09:34:47] Well check the vehicle then we can run through
[09:34:50] Now you haven't heard anything
[09:35:02] Chots from the field
[09:35:05] No, it's someone in the field at you don't think it was that me
[09:35:12] I say we just move this one then. Welcome.
[09:35:15] Oh, I gotta...
[09:35:16] I stand as low as I can on my next step.
[09:35:21] Fuck you.
[09:35:22] Fuckin' doodle, you guys are assholes.
[09:35:24] August. Thank you.
[09:35:26] You didn't even know what month it was?
[09:35:28] No, I'm tired of it. I always get confused with the numbers.
[09:35:30] Hey, it's August, by the way.
[09:35:32] It's August, you know?
[09:35:33] Thanks.
[09:35:34] Well, I think it's September, actually, but...
[09:35:38] September!
[09:35:39] and September in timber rigging it do I have audio near me songbird of a
[09:35:51] generation where are you I couldn't keep running I'm just down lame are you
[09:36:01] inside the war outside the inside
[09:36:05] this guy
[09:36:10] I was at a trash dump you probably hear me now
[09:36:14] yeah you're right
[09:36:16] my scam is gonna be ass
[09:36:18] yeah
[09:36:19] carrying out this key
[09:36:22] I do not want to be in view of those windows
[09:36:25] on the outside of the wall
[09:36:31] oh my gosh honestly officer just you can just drop my armor rig if it's just
[09:36:38] really good now no you can do it you have my permission officer no okay I'll
[09:36:48] go down in history as a good teammate thank you unlike some in the discord
[09:36:53] I
[09:36:55] Am a great teammate
[09:37:01] Yeah, you remember you remember that time yeah the streets that streets ready he'd save me when it matters
[09:37:07] That's street straight. Oh shit. I did. Oh, yeah, I did I did he said run backwards. I'll hold off
[09:37:14] I felt like we were making love in that moment
[09:37:18] Any help to tactical guy rose awesome
[09:37:21] dancing the lovers dance I shot you ran I'm right before midnight
[09:37:35] please my lips are his beautiful man beautiful little Billy man
[09:37:43] I don't know why Hillbilly had to be added to it, but the ash, the ash, uh you are all
[09:37:54] clear by the way.
[09:37:55] I'm just gonna call him.
[09:37:56] Dr. Jekyll is eight.
[09:37:57] Why are you just always here?
[09:37:58] Is this what's happening?
[09:37:59] Are you, you're just bleaching?
[09:38:00] So the way it works every single time.
[09:38:02] Hey wait, I think the shuttle was in.
[09:38:04] Yep, go ahead.
[09:38:05] I think this, I don't let Hunts say that he is trying to trick you, it's thinking
[09:38:09] he's intelligent.
[09:38:10] I think this is the way Dr. Jekyll works is you can spread it out.
[09:38:13] You can sprint for as long as you want.
[09:38:15] Even if you have a ST-86 and trim it all,
[09:38:17] you can sprint for 10 minutes.
[09:38:18] But at the end of the spring, you can sprint again.
[09:38:20] Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
[09:38:21] When you stop sprinting for no matter how long you sprint,
[09:38:23] and once you stop sprinting, you have to do the bleed size.
[09:38:25] So wait for your bar to completely fold,
[09:38:28] and then do a full bar of sprint,
[09:38:29] and then just heal yourself at the end.
[09:38:31] That's diary age.
[09:38:33] That is stupid.
[09:38:34] Mark, it's still very age, very, very age.
[09:38:40] Honestly if you keep like two double bandages in your butthole you can spread all the way across the map with no damage and almost no time wasted.
[09:38:57] I really hate Dr. Jekyll though I really hate it.
[09:39:00] I know it's almost like we didn't need to take it literally at all.
[09:39:05] I thought it was going to be different.
[09:39:06] I know it's almost like we didn't need to take it literally at all
[09:39:10] But instead we had someone at our discord saying but I want lucky balls
[09:39:14] I
[09:39:15] Want I wanted I wanted lucky. I like pretty cool
[09:39:22] Like he's pretty cool
[09:39:24] Yeah, I I really hope they add an option dude, even if it's like a paid option to just change us
[09:39:30] Yeah, I want I want Jack off. We can't do we say your cow
[09:39:34] No.
[09:39:35] You do your hodge-hodge.
[09:39:36] You usually use your major sheet to reach out to Apple and have them change it for you.
[09:39:42] They won't.
[09:39:43] They won't?
[09:39:44] They won't.
[09:39:45] That would not blow over well.
[09:39:47] I did reach out to Apple and make sure about the drops and he said that they are yes
[09:39:54] forever and yes all three.
[09:39:57] PvE, PvP and Seasonal keeps the drops for the five gifted.
[09:40:04] Fantastic. Fantastic. That's nice.
[09:40:07] You really think Apple would never change it for us?
[09:40:09] No. Because of Public Backbox?
[09:40:10] No.
[09:40:11] Hunter, are you out?
[09:40:12] Yeah, I just got out.
[09:40:13] Yeah, my game was like bugged.
[09:40:15] I bet you the Public Backbox would go crazy.
[09:40:18] Yeah, yeah. The public side of that, you two guys would never hear the end of it.
[09:40:22] No, no.
[09:40:24] What if we convince Apple to put a $10,000 tar coin option in the store?
[09:40:32] Something outrageous.
[09:40:33] Yes.
[09:40:34] And then the public outage will be one.
[09:40:39] I just want to give it to Dr. Jekyll about Dr. Jekyll's eyes.
[09:40:42] Dr. Jekyll really is hell.
[09:40:44] Wait, do you have to do Dr. Jekyll to get lucky?
[09:40:47] Is that why he's back here?
[09:40:48] That was the logic.
[09:40:50] Yeah.
[09:40:51] And what does Lucky do?
[09:40:52] Is it really?
[09:40:53] Absolutely fucking nothing never released yet. He could do something. I don't know no it can't even know it doesn't
[09:41:02] Mr.. Huck what I need to bring in much nothing
[09:41:04] Backpacking
[09:41:06] Hashtag
[09:41:07] Backpacking you have my mags lemon you have your max. Yep, and I'll top off your mags
[09:41:10] You're there already hot me on top me on your first mag is gonna have
[09:41:16] Pbp and your first 10 bullets
[09:41:18] Oh, fuck.
[09:41:20] And show what you're going to be here.
[09:41:25] Um, yeah, your helmets.
[09:41:27] I got headphones.
[09:41:30] Officers, did you get my mask too?
[09:41:32] Are they backpack and meds be backpack and meds in the backpack?
[09:41:36] Yeah, right.
[09:41:39] Thank you, Miles.
[09:41:40] No problem, bro.
[09:41:44] All right, now let's put it in the zip or lighter.
[09:41:45] Yeah, this is this is crazy. We have achieved nothing the whole time we've been on this map.
[09:41:51] Well, here we've been. Since. Since one person.
[09:41:57] Oh, very true. Got me. It was Mr. Lemon.
[09:42:03] What was it me though?
[09:42:04] Mr. Lemon. Mr. Lemon.
[09:42:08] What's that new gun called again?
[09:42:10] The Chinese gun?
[09:42:11] The Chinese gun, yeah.
[09:42:13] easy. I want to try that. Let me see. From what I heard, it's nasty. I just haven't used
[09:42:22] it because I have no bullets for it. Oh, I can't buy it. I would have to wait until
[09:42:26] I either do a task or get level four skier. All right, P.
[09:42:30] I
[09:42:33] Great big red
[09:42:38] Darn it. He's a pinball wizard
[09:42:41] That dumb deaf and blind kid sir plays a mean pinball
[09:42:51] It's a different guy that's for sure. It's definitely a different time
[09:42:56] Well, that's not fucked up. He's complimenting him
[09:42:59] Yeah, but why is he pointing out his disabilities?
[09:43:02] It would have been a much longer thing to say, he was not capable of it.
[09:43:05] If you played pinball with one hand, would you not mention that it was even more impressive?
[09:43:11] But he's killed a woman with one arm just yesterday.
[09:43:15] Yeah.
[09:43:16] Well, that's just cool.
[09:43:18] Ah, what?
[09:43:21] Good showdown.
[09:43:23] Hey, bring your mark for him, Keepey.
[09:43:27] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to loot it
[09:43:31] What?
[09:43:33] I only have three uses left on this by the way. Oh shit
[09:43:38] You know I got the check 13 in the same spot. You got your dorms mark rookie. Really?
[09:43:44] But I'm woods. Mm-hmm. I killed a player scab today and got one as well
[09:43:49] I wouldn't want to do check 13. Yeah
[09:43:51] damn son where'd you find me damn son where'd you find me oh my god Ronnie oh
[09:44:01] I'm gonna grab a yeah my god badass green fly my god I'm Mr. fat fight no no no
[09:44:10] by his name call him by his name it's officer Chester Chester Omega Chester
[09:44:17] Chester ultra
[09:44:21] Ultra
[09:44:22] Make I thought he could if you're gonna say my wife's name you say it right
[09:44:27] Christina
[09:44:34] You've never seen that movie you've not seen other guys you never seen other guys. Oh, it's great
[09:44:41] Will Farrell aim for the bushes
[09:44:43] Fuck yeah, I should have the other day. Yeah, I'm gonna say something
[09:44:47] and it's going to ruin will Ferrell for all of you and everyone in chat will
[09:44:51] Ferrell is not that good of an actor.
[09:44:53] He is just insanely good at playing the exact same role in every single movie
[09:44:58] that he's in name a movie and it will be the exact same role.
[09:45:04] Give me a ball of that.
[09:45:06] Like a cop every every every time that I don't think it diminishes his
[09:45:10] Value I know but it you'll start to see it every movie every show everything. He is yeah
[09:45:17] You'll you'll sit down. You'll be like it's a shtick. That's been a shit since the beginning
[09:45:21] But it's it's so likable. Yeah, still a good shtick
[09:45:29] Uncontested step out of Sandler
[09:45:32] Oh
[09:45:35] Stepbrothers is by far the best thing that he's ever put out even though he's put out so many good things stepbrothers
[09:45:40] It's just I'm gonna go with anchor man. I anchor man has it. There's nostalgia anchor man
[09:45:47] Anchorman's got old school is pretty good
[09:45:50] Anchorman's different
[09:45:52] shit
[09:45:55] Well dogs
[09:45:57] Wardogs yeah, he's horrible. I
[09:46:02] Like what I like war dogs. Oh Nicholas Cage is bad. Oh, yeah, I really like yeah, I really like
[09:46:14] I like both war dogs one with him and the one with
[09:46:18] What's their names in it?
[09:46:20] Well, yeah, I don't want to show you yet. I I
[09:46:24] even got to shoot with
[09:46:27] No, use that red rudder.
[09:46:29] Thanks, bud.
[09:46:30] No problem, bud.
[09:46:33] Spit on it, pig.
[09:46:35] Do you have the key to this warehouse right here?
[09:46:37] Can we stop on in real quick?
[09:46:39] You need the graphics card?
[09:46:40] Yeah, I need the graphics card.
[09:46:42] Yeah.
[09:46:46] Sit around and talk about the boys we like.
[09:46:49] Hee-hee-hee!
[09:46:50] Why don't you wear your Adidas shirt?
[09:46:54] My Adidas shirt?
[09:46:56] It's cooler.
[09:46:58] No, the killer shirts, the coolest one in the game, it always will be.
[09:47:01] I like the gold chain that you have on your wrist with that outfit.
[09:47:06] Yeah.
[09:47:07] I have a wristband that says family and community on it.
[09:47:11] Hell yeah.
[09:47:14] That's right, very important.
[09:47:16] Bro, the armor from the Black Division has the legend on the throat of it.
[09:47:22] Oh, that is thick.
[09:47:56] You did, I'm just saying that.
[09:47:58] Give me, give me, give me, give me.
[09:48:00] I'm leaving.
[09:48:02] Oh fuck, no I'm trapped back here.
[09:48:06] Don't lose anything, please don't lose anything.
[09:48:08] Looting everything, everything is mine.
[09:48:10] Not the safe, don't...
[09:48:12] Simipro, same character!
[09:48:14] He is always the one that they don't think is the most likely to get women and he gets the hottest women.
[09:48:22] He is always a seriously stupid guy.
[09:48:24] a seriously stupid character he acts the exact same as every single one of us
[09:48:30] lights and glories same shit
[09:48:33] should be in a little nook right there
[09:48:35] do we have 203?
[09:48:37] yeah we gotta go there
[09:48:39] same shit so
[09:48:41] he's an elf that doesn't know what's going on but somehow he goes to work
[09:48:45] and gets like he gets the hardest worker there
[09:48:49] that's just our key guy
[09:48:50] yeah he's a key guy
[09:48:51] Every stepfather is the greatest!
[09:48:54] Holy razor cold!
[09:48:55] Other guys, his wife!
[09:48:57] Pull the razor scope out of that case, you guys all skipped.
[09:49:01] Stay behind me, gentlemen. I will keep you safe.
[09:49:05] Excellent.
[09:49:10] And I get to look at that ass, it's a win-win.
[09:49:13] It's a win-win.
[09:49:15] Right.
[09:49:17] Nothing is a bad actor.
[09:49:19] I'm just saying he does the exact same thing in every film, that's all.
[09:49:24] I would like to let you think about what happened to my precious pistol officer.
[09:49:28] Two reasons why he was so touring.
[09:49:34] You know, you need to start blowing me like you blow officer P.
[09:49:38] Because your chat, when they talk about me, they're just like, ah, that fuck.
[09:49:42] You talk about officers like, we love officers! Officers are amazing!
[09:49:47] What about her?
[09:49:49] Fuck him! Kill him!
[09:49:51] Good. Good.
[09:49:53] See you in the open.
[09:49:55] See you in the open.
[09:50:04] Alright.
[09:50:05] He does do well. No one's saying he does.
[09:50:07] There's no one's this time.
[09:50:09] You realize, whoever's in front of me,
[09:50:11] that bag is like a hundred and something dollars, right?
[09:50:14] And our one?
[09:50:16] Yeah, I did not know that Zee just broke me.
[09:50:20] Yeah, I'm pretty good at looking at the stars back, sells for a good amount, does it not?
[09:50:25] Why? Why would it sell for a good amount?
[09:50:27] I think it's always sold for, it's 85k, yeah I guess it's not crazy.
[09:50:31] It got crazy, I don't know.
[09:50:33] Maybe if you're poor.
[09:50:34] If you're poor, stupid, ugly.
[09:50:37] Listen Hutch, the tar cob fellas are the guys that like me, in the fun game they're
[09:50:42] fellas but arc raiders fellas those guys do not like me because I suck at
[09:50:51] that game and they they're not okay with that apparently I should die I do
[09:50:56] remember not being good at that game you came to play our craters like why are
[09:51:00] You're playing with this guy, peanuts
[09:51:05] Yeah
[09:51:11] They are on first
[09:51:27] Oh
[09:51:30] I'm gonna need about six more months of that boys and we might be able to I'd be looking
[09:51:57] good it might be looking good I don't think I'm gonna get this question cuz
[09:52:02] you took the gold thing thank you I appreciate you
[09:52:14] I am pushing all the way down and I'm listening for them to move out of the
[09:52:18] building I will shoot them these guys are really digging deep and down what
[09:52:23] is there to dig deep in here oh I have to play something here oh never
[09:52:26] mine I'm digging deep now currently digging deep I'm laying on the top right now listening for these guys
[09:52:37] I hear a peanut about Toblo mark through I'm turning the corner
[09:52:41] stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it guys stop it stop it guys
[09:52:47] see something crazy I see something crazy stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it
[09:52:53] free
[09:52:56] There's a quest thing
[09:53:01] What is this oh wait, oh my god, I have a case for posters
[09:53:08] Whoa
[09:53:16] I definitely didn't get a black key card yesterday when he opened it
[09:53:19] snuck on it real quick like you ripped it off the ground
[09:53:23] oh yeah you're gonna kill us guys we need to do a three stand back boys I handle them
[09:53:27] I'll handle them, see what he does to us? Nope, we're all up here
[09:53:32] It's 4
[09:53:33] It's 4
[09:53:34] It's 4
[09:53:35] It's 4
[09:53:36] It's 4
[09:53:37] It's 4
[09:53:38] It's 4
[09:53:39] It's 4
[09:53:40] It's 4
[09:53:41] It's 4
[09:53:42] It's 4
[09:53:43] It's 4
[09:53:44] It's 4
[09:53:45] It's 4
[09:53:46] It's 4
[09:53:47] It's 4
[09:53:48] It's 4
[09:53:49] I'm Landmark, oh Landmark, I'm fucking jacked, I'm fucking jacked.
[09:53:56] He's so jacked.
[09:53:59] I'm jacked out of my mind, oh my god.
[09:54:04] I'm jacked.
[09:54:05] The guns are cool, guns are cool.
[09:54:07] Guns are very cool.
[09:54:08] I know all sorts of guns.
[09:54:11] My sponsor, Monster Energy.
[09:54:14] Well, legally, I'm not just...
[09:54:18] There are, there is, there is a point, there's a point, careful, I think this guy's first
[09:54:23] point.
[09:54:24] Monster energy is not that good.
[09:54:27] There we go, there you go, there you go, okay, yes, yes.
[09:54:31] The lawyers are on you.
[09:54:33] Oh, yep, I see him.
[09:54:35] Oh, come here, come here.
[09:54:38] What are you doing back there?
[09:54:43] You will meet your demise at once!
[09:54:51] I am a whole army over here!
[09:54:55] You will die!
[09:54:57] You'll die here and now!
[09:55:03] Stop it kid! Don't do it! Don't do it!
[09:55:05] Don't drop it kid!
[09:55:07] Pick it back up!
[09:55:09] I would like to fight to its full force!
[09:55:11] I
[09:55:15] Close his door before he gets to land
[09:55:25] Come out with your knife good
[09:55:35] If you win this battle I will you can take all of my items and leave in peace
[09:55:41] Okay. Alright. Alright.
[09:55:44] Come over here when it's nice and- nice and open.
[09:55:48] Okay. Okay.
[09:55:49] Oh, come on over, come on over.
[09:55:51] Holy fuck! There's a lot of you.
[09:55:54] Ah! Are you sure you'd like to do such a devil's, my friend?
[09:55:59] Ah!
[09:56:00] I challenge you.
[09:56:03] I challenge you!
[09:56:05] I accept your challenge three.
[09:56:08] Two.
[09:56:09] Why did you get a gun?
[09:56:11] Yes!
[09:56:19] Oh shit!
[09:56:20] Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
[09:56:22] Oh man Dread!
[09:56:23] Oh shit!
[09:56:24] Oh shit!
[09:56:25] Oh shit!
[09:56:26] Oh shit!
[09:56:27] Oh shit!
[09:56:28] Oh god, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
[09:56:30] Oh yes son, I'm scammed!
[09:56:32] Ah, down at the scab!
[09:56:33] Ah, well we're back!
[09:56:34] Alright, alright alright!
[09:56:36] Oh, somebody got us.
[09:56:37] I'm stuck in this game, England's about to draft us up quickly. Three, two, one, go!
[09:56:46] I'm nesting you!
[09:56:48] He is easy.
[09:56:52] Thank you, thank you.
[09:57:00] You got on the right floor?
[09:57:02] He got first floor peaking.
[09:57:04] He's trying to jiggle peak the door.
[09:57:06] Oh, yeah, the Nutsack on him. Oh my god, that's that's a real that's a real son of a bitch right there has the Nutsack
[09:57:21] You cut that out I was trying to
[09:57:27] Jesus it's quiet down over there quiet like moving I need a drink
[09:57:34] Oh, here's all this stuff.
[09:57:38] GMP5 and a armor.
[09:57:42] I need a
[09:57:46] Drake.
[09:57:50] Crazy guy. I think he would have been a second story maybe?
[09:57:54] One word second story. There's one on second, one on first.
[09:57:58] I'm down to first.
[09:58:02] That's where we are. I'm not here. I'm not here so you can fight
[09:58:08] On their case
[09:58:13] All right, here we go, let us begin
[09:58:23] A little bit
[09:58:32] You guys dastardly you just let me know when you want me to be
[09:58:41] I know
[09:58:52] I'll go and save a couple of times.
[09:58:56] You okay back there?
[09:58:58] Officer down.
[09:59:00] The guy's on the corner over here.
[09:59:03] Hey, can you come behind us?
[09:59:06] Alright, we'll be back for a while.
[09:59:07] Watch in the back way.
[09:59:20] One second, backing bags.
[09:59:22] Hacking bags! Hacking bags! Hacking bags!
[09:59:29] I'm outside, I'm outside.
[09:59:31] Okay.
[09:59:33] One's running outside.
[09:59:47] He runs outside again, I kill.
[09:59:49] We're on second as well.
[09:59:54] I'm outside watching the front door.
[09:59:56] Okay.
[09:59:57] Give that to you.
[09:59:58] So, how are you guys today?
[10:00:04] How's everybody doing?
[10:00:06] I get one of you or I'm dead.
[10:00:12] I'm dead.
[10:00:13] There's still a guy at front door.
[10:00:14] Oh yeah, there's two of us down.
[10:00:15] Get one of the two of us down.
[10:00:17] We're wiggling in numbers. We have two left. How many of you guys have left?
[10:00:23] We're just two.
[10:00:25] It's two and two. All right, so we've got two. You guys got two.
[10:00:30] All right, that makes sense. Yeah, that makes sense.
[10:00:33] I'm surprised though right now. I'm not going to lie.
[10:00:35] Does anybody need to pack Max? I just packed Max.
[10:00:38] All right, let's pack some Max, guys.
[10:00:42] Let's pack some Max, guys.
[10:00:44] So what's up with how's the wives and everything?
[10:00:49] Gelling on the bed.
[10:00:51] Good. Fantastic. Fantastic.
[10:00:53] What'd you eat today? I Chick-fil-A myself.
[10:00:57] Didn't wake up too long ago actually, so not much.
[10:01:00] Got you.
[10:01:01] It's same. I had some meat noodles prepared when I woke up.
[10:01:06] I can't eat when I wake up, so I only ate like half.
[10:01:10] I'm ready ready ready as well all right three two one resume
[10:01:22] I'm gonna stop the sled and you work outside again
[10:01:38] potentially killed one I'm down once I wind up with a tree
[10:01:46] and if we get them we get one I think I definitely lose I definitely killed one
[10:01:56] one's in my side okay if you can yeah I'm watching I know what do you're in I
[10:02:04] I'm not gonna shoot you.
[10:02:06] Oh, good.
[10:02:08] Nice work, nice work.
[10:02:10] Oh, well done.
[10:02:12] Well done. Very well done.
[10:02:14] Excellent.
[10:02:16] The idea of this is not like a third woman is lying.
[10:02:22] It looks like everybody was telling the truth. That's good.
[10:02:26] It might be killers, but at least they tell the truth.
[10:02:30] That's what really matters.
[10:02:32] Honest murderers
[10:02:36] You like a good old-fashioned honest fight, you know, right? Oh
[10:02:44] Who killed the guy at the door I might actually got
[10:02:47] No, I he was still up. He swung to check me and I
[10:02:52] Pat them and then I his boy jumped their window and I came back over here
[10:03:32] You know what? I'll split it. My guy had two pretty cool guns, so I'll fuck you.
[10:03:41] Don't worry about our stuff, guys. It's fine.
[10:03:43] I'm going to leave you now, whoever this is.
[10:03:45] I can take a gun.
[10:03:48] Oh, officer, what kind of gun do you have?
[10:03:51] I think my game might just...
[10:03:53] Park 16.
[10:03:54] Oh, I had your gun.
[10:03:56] Man, they were actually struggling on supplies. They ran over to loot your ship.
[10:04:04] I got gigabit again.
[10:04:10] Do you have a big bag of beer now?
[10:04:13] Not really. I have a switchblade, but it's kind of cool.
[10:04:17] Tryzip on this, on him. I'm going to loot Officer Tryzip.
[10:04:21] Zergize.
[10:04:24] Lemon do you have anything to care about?
[10:04:27] No, if you grab one of your children
[10:04:32] Why kids and then yeah, nothing else
[10:04:37] First
[10:04:41] Grab a gun I
[10:04:43] Grab a gun I need to grab if you want to grab my gun. It's like outside kind of by the the cars
[10:04:49] I feel like your gun is gonna be terrible anyway.
[10:04:53] It's gonna be a nice gun.
[10:04:55] It's a beautiful gun.
[10:04:57] It's got a specter on it.
[10:04:59] Take a look at it.
[10:05:03] Is the specter worth more than the rest of the gun?
[10:05:07] I can't remember what the gun was, to be honest.
[10:05:10] Probably not.
[10:05:13] Okay.
[10:05:15] Okay, well, what guns are you running with right now that gun right there with the silencer that can't be a good gun
[10:05:21] Can it is a good job 200,000 dollars?
[10:05:25] Hmm
[10:05:27] It looks
[10:05:29] Looks makeshift
[10:05:31] No, no, I made it big big. I'm making. Oh, you're gonna add it. I had an MDR. Is that that's a pretty good gun
[10:05:37] That's a good gun. That's a good guy
[10:05:41] He said that like he isn't gonna go pick it up
[10:05:45] I'm gonna pick it up and put it in a stash.
[10:05:48] I'm gonna have some lead foams, gun, I can't grab armor.
[10:05:52] That's fine.
[10:05:53] Well, I have some armor I put on, some other guy.
[10:05:57] Let me see here.
[10:05:59] I've got the MDR, I'll give you that back.
[10:06:01] Oh, thank you.
[10:06:02] Thank you.
[10:06:03] Listen, that's all I need.
[10:06:04] Pee, do you want to do your quest here while we're here or no?
[10:06:08] Well, yeah, can we go to 203 real quick?
[10:06:10] Yeah, I'm gonna jump outside and go ahead and open this door for us so we
[10:06:14] We can just leave once we're done.
[10:06:17] Car is here as well. Do you have money?
[10:06:19] Uh, yes.
[10:06:24] Right over the bore.
[10:06:27] Yeah, bore over hides.
[10:06:29] Yeah.
[10:06:30] I'll meet you in two or three months.
[10:06:32] Yep. Is this you up top on the second floor?
[10:06:34] Yeah, there's me on the second floor, yeah.
[10:06:41] Bad to be sharing this moment with you.
[10:06:44] I
[10:06:51] Can't
[10:07:00] Okay, there it is there it is
[10:07:02] Okay, got it
[10:07:09] I got the golden dumbbell
[10:07:13] Yeah, I'm gonna carry that cheap. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and actually carry it because
[10:07:20] Because I'm gonna need this for cabin anyways, you can just put what is it that you put in the circle for it
[10:07:28] You could buy one put it in Colt's circle and it gives you a found raid one
[10:07:32] Yeah, but I'm already kind of here. It's like right there.
[10:07:37] What carry in that cheap?
[10:07:39] Yeah, you know what I mean? It's kind of like right here.
[10:07:42] Might as well. Lock it.
[10:07:44] I'm now 99.3 kilograms. It's red.
[10:07:48] Time to hit 100. Just a few more items.
[10:07:50] Just a few more items. We're still under our limit.
[10:07:53] Oh yeah, you're gonna- you're flying.
[10:07:56] You're flying. I'm going fast.
[10:07:58] the air just ripping round up. Holy shit. I'm just going to crawl there. I don't see
[10:08:15] it moving. Just throw your back. Throw your back. Pick it up. Throw your back. Pick it
[10:08:18] by the way
[10:08:27] anything to make it harder on yourself
[10:08:30] but you
[10:08:31] but it's the state that is right bro listen to take battery strap
[10:08:35] you know i'm talking about taking this out of the rain oh yeah i mean
[10:08:40] to be expected
[10:08:46] I have good news boys. I'm not allergic to ibuprofen.
[10:08:50] So, another one checked off the list. I mean, I truly, at this moment, have no idea.
[10:08:57] Not allergic to Zagustin. Not allergic to OBD2.
[10:09:01] What was the Sims that we, like, don't use?
[10:09:04] You did a search, right?
[10:09:05] I don't want to think I'm allergic to yesterday.
[10:09:07] Surfkits, I'm good.
[10:09:08] There's more feet, yeah.
[10:09:10] Yeah, but even if I am allergic to mule, I know I'm not allergic to OBD2.
[10:09:14] So, it's fine.
[10:09:16] This dude's got crazy stats, unnatural.
[10:09:21] Yeah, I kinda got like this.
[10:09:25] This guy's only got 597 hours, so far he's 24 and 11 with a 3KD.
[10:09:33] Damn, the arena warrior, bro.
[10:09:36] Holy shit.
[10:09:38] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
[10:09:46] I was a ricochet. I got actually
[10:09:58] I'm bleeding I'm bleeding Jekyll effect is happening Jekyll effect
[10:10:02] Don't actually shoot me. You might kill me. Don't do it. They're jacking. They're jacking. I'm not
[10:10:09] Bro, you are such a wonderful man
[10:10:16] I'm gonna kill you.
[10:10:17] I'm gonna kill you.
[10:10:18] I hate you.
[10:10:24] Good right?
[10:10:25] Or some?
[10:10:26] Not for others?
[10:10:28] I think that the Zibble's still counted maybe?
[10:10:30] Do I have to take the Zibble out?
[10:10:31] Yeah.
[10:10:32] No, you're good.
[10:10:33] Oh yeah.
[10:10:34] Yeah, you gotta take the Zibble out.
[10:10:35] I thought you already did that.
[10:10:36] Guys, honestly, this quest is too hard for zombies.
[10:10:39] So it's good that different men do other quests.
[10:10:40] I know, we already did the quests.
[10:10:43] Now we do other quests.
[10:10:44] Oh, yeah, you guys finish that red
[10:10:49] Listen, I'm down for whatever I've got one on all of them. Has everybody done all the tasks on ground zero though
[10:10:55] I mean ground zero has a lot of tasks that we haven't done yet
[10:11:01] All of them I'm down to go to one ground zero one ground so that we can take the car
[10:11:08] But I'm letting you guys know if the cars there
[10:11:10] I'm immediately taking it and giving no chance of that. Okay
[10:11:16] Yep, yep
[10:11:18] What what of mine?
[10:11:21] Headphones helmet, okay
[10:11:24] Perfect, okay, and then peanut you're bringing my gun out. Yeah, I got your god. I was gonna hell it for someone
[10:11:31] We have it. I'll take a helmet
[10:11:33] You can have it, or I'll take it out of you.
[10:11:38] You know, little Helen, you know why not?
[10:12:03] I don't know if you guys have tried it, but the new SRO, the Trichicon RMR high profile
[10:12:11] mount is pretty sick.
[10:12:15] I'm sorry, the what and the who Trichicon SRO Reflex site FDE, I actually have this on
[10:12:21] a couple of my pistols, but this site pretty sick to use.
[10:12:26] Alright, I will be the judge of that.
[10:12:29] I like it.
[10:12:30] It's like, I don't know how to explain it.
[10:12:33] Just a very, very small dot, but I like that.
[10:12:44] I will be the judge of all of this, Hootenanny.
[10:12:49] Hootenanny.
[10:12:50] I will be the judge.
[10:12:51] Oh, dude.
[10:12:52] I will be the Russian.
[10:12:54] Hootenanny is not a Russian term.
[10:12:56] Hootenanny?
[10:12:57] Who, nanny, I believe, derives from Australia during the mid 15th century, when Genghis Khan
[10:13:08] sailed over on his favorite boat.
[10:13:12] Favorite boat?
[10:13:13] Yeah, one was his favorite.
[10:13:16] Made by a guy who definitely wanted to build it?
[10:13:19] Yes.
[10:13:21] Definitely wanted to be there.
[10:13:23] It was his favorite boat and he sailed over he said I love sailing on my favorite boat. I love it.
[10:13:30] Actually were you alive? Funny you've been alive thousands of years. Were you alive during the
[10:13:33] whole King of Scots stuff? I was. I told him to stop it. Hey, hey, stop it. Stop it pal. Stop that.
[10:13:42] Stop it right now. Stop it. He simply wouldn't listen. He simply wouldn't have it.
[10:13:47] I was pissed I was pissed I was about to let him have it
[10:13:54] we try to alone Genghis what are you doing yeah hey hey no no no no you're
[10:14:03] being it was Genghis misunderstood or the history books right I believe I
[10:14:10] I believe the answer is right about him.
[10:14:14] Okay, well there we go.
[10:14:15] I believe his, I mean, there could be some things that were misunderstood, like I think
[10:14:21] that he really liked bird watching and oh, I think, and I think he really liked bird
[10:14:28] watching.
[10:14:29] Seeing that Lemon is just like Genghis Khan.
[10:14:31] Yes, Lemon is the director of Genghis Khan.
[10:14:36] Did you know that Treg?
[10:14:37] Great, great grandfather.
[10:14:40] Did you know?
[10:14:40] He had so many kids with so many different women that it is believed that there are thousands.
[10:14:48] It's not hundreds of thousands or tens of thousands, whatever the number may be, people
[10:14:53] that have links to Genghis Khan.
[10:14:55] That's not the fun facts you dingle bury, you butcher down.
[10:15:02] Okay, you go ahead.
[10:15:04] I believe, let me look it up.
[10:15:06] Look it up.
[10:15:07] It's like a certain percentage of 16 million little bit of an undershot. Is that true? Is it actually 16 million?
[10:15:16] Like I think it's 25 percent of each person has a 50 percent chance of being a descendant of Genghis Khan.
[10:15:23] Here we go. So a famous 2003 genetic study estimated that about 0.5 percent of the world's male population
[10:15:29] are roughly one in 200 men, uh, share lineage with Genghis Khan.
[10:15:37] I mean, I got it. It's not far-fetched for you. I could have a little gang of sin
[10:15:43] One of two other jeds you know, I will say I believe that
[10:15:51] It's much lower over here chance than over there
[10:15:54] Yeah
[10:15:56] Yeah
[10:15:57] All right. Let's get a raid. Let's go officers bit at the blender guys
[10:16:03] And I just want to make it very clear. He wasn't in the blender earlier
[10:16:07] No, sure wasn't what was that site you were saying was what one was that site you were
[10:16:15] saying was like Genghis is kids.com.
[10:16:18] What a creative lookup SRO SRO SRO I'm I'm on the SRO but I can't actually look up
[10:16:30] anything because I'm on the screen where I added the gun.
[10:16:34] Trigicon SRO Reflexite FDE.
[10:16:37] It's very small and it's tan.
[10:16:39] There's also a black one.
[10:16:40] Does it need a mount?
[10:16:42] Yes, you're gonna need a
[10:16:45] Armour high profile mount.
[10:16:47] Looks like a little box.
[10:16:56] That doesn't exist, you're making that up.
[10:16:58] Look at my, just look at my strain, you meatball.
[10:17:01] Let me look at it.
[10:17:04] okay this is the mount this is the mount this is the site oh i know that one oh you
[10:17:13] do you think you're some wise guy do you know i'm just saying it's good do you think you are some
[10:17:18] wise guy with infinite technology no i know of that oh fool i know of that one great fool
[10:17:29] Oh, fuck you, plus a fuck you.
[10:17:32] We were missing.
[10:17:33] We're missing hud from the group.
[10:17:36] I was going to have to restart my game.
[10:17:37] Everybody leave your green.
[10:17:40] Oh, leaving even this man.
[10:17:41] Yes, nice.
[10:17:43] Beautiful, beautiful.
[10:17:44] I will be the one.
[10:17:46] I will be the one inviting.
[10:17:51] Welcome to my domain.
[10:17:55] The juice men leprous.
[10:17:57] Accepting, give me one moment.
[10:18:04] And then officer, oh, why is it locked?
[10:18:07] Why is everything locked?
[10:18:08] So Genghis Khan fucks, it's pretty much what I, that's what I gather.
[10:18:11] Well he had multiple wives and he had, what were they called?
[10:18:17] Conkibinds?
[10:18:19] Conkibinds, yes.
[10:18:21] He was a Conkibind guy.
[10:18:23] Yes.
[10:18:24] Yeah.
[10:18:26] Lots of conchiebinds.
[10:18:30] Conchiebind?
[10:18:32] That's a weird word.
[10:18:34] I was just thinking that.
[10:18:35] You don't see very many conchiebinds these days.
[10:18:38] I saw a conchiebind at the gas station.
[10:18:40] She didn't look well.
[10:18:42] He was not the nicest.
[10:18:47] She was not the nicest.
[10:18:52] Yeah, I think that kind of stuff is frowned upon potentially.
[10:19:02] Yeah, I don't think the concubines wanted to be a concubine.
[10:19:08] No, I don't think so either.
[10:19:10] Yeah, that's a bad man.
[10:19:13] That's a bad man.
[10:19:18] I did see a documentary about how good they were at riding horses and there was like
[10:19:25] some demonstrations of people who have kept that art for however many years it's been
[10:19:31] and it's kind of fucking insane.
[10:19:33] Like these dudes are riding the horse with their legs one on the top of it one on like
[10:19:38] underneath it shooting a bow and arrow to the side and I could just imagine myself
[10:19:43] sitting there looking at thousands of people coming at me on horses doing that
[10:19:48] bro GGs. GGs it's over. Side saddling arrows with the precision of Hawkeye. Just GGs bro.
[10:19:59] And honestly horses up close they're kind of terrifying. Yeah. They're like this thing.
[10:20:06] You got fit. They also had specific types of horses. They almost broke my femur.
[10:20:12] Oh my gosh you got really bad. So I was I was doing one of those like
[10:20:17] like, guided horseback rides in the Adirondacks.
[10:20:21] And I was like 13, some like 11 year old kid
[10:20:26] made his horse run and it ran next to mine.
[10:20:29] Horses don't like to run next to each other,
[10:20:31] you know, unless they're made to do that, right?
[10:20:33] But like naturally they don't like it.
[10:20:35] So his horse reached over to bite my horse
[10:20:38] to basically say, fuck off,
[10:20:40] but it instead bit my entire thigh.
[10:20:42] Doctor said if it would have gotten like,
[10:20:44] a little like an like an inch or two further onto my leg it would have just snapped my femur
[10:20:49] right now.
[10:20:50] Oh my.
[10:20:51] That's crazy.
[10:20:53] And I was like 13 so I had the whole like uh social awkwardness thing going on and so
[10:20:59] I just bit my lip and dealt with it for the rest of the ride.
[10:21:03] You played it off.
[10:21:04] Oh no, I'm fine.
[10:21:05] You got back in this black and blue they're like what the hell happened.
[10:21:11] Like I said, I got bit by a horse and they said no, you didn't yes, I did
[10:21:19] Yeah roll your pant leg up
[10:21:36] Yeah, I had a job cleaning a horse fence for a while not typically around horses
[10:21:41] And those things scared me I was like I was worried they'd be kicked or fired or do something
[10:21:48] Yeah, the horses that they had back then over in that region of the world they were a lot
[10:21:53] I won't say smaller. They were still horses, but they were like so much more agile and they were fast as fuck
[10:22:01] Fast horse, huh? Oh, yeah, look them up. It's interesting. I
[10:22:06] I am gonna lift that up.
[10:22:08] Oh yeah.
[10:22:10] Genghis Khan and the horse voice.
[10:22:12] Did you guys go up top or did you guys
[10:22:14] go straight to the car?
[10:22:16] Okay, I gotta go.
[10:22:18] I'm gonna do a couple of things a bit.
[10:22:20] Alright, well we're leaving so no car quest for you.
[10:22:22] Wait, did you already buy it?
[10:22:24] Yep.
[10:22:26] I'm not making it there.
[10:22:28] Oh, shit.
[10:22:30] Hutz said before we did this raid that
[10:22:32] we're going straight to the car.
[10:22:34] I
[10:22:37] 40 seconds you have a lot of time you can get there you got here like 20
[10:22:45] Come take it as well. I don't need this one. I don't need it. Well, you should come with us
[10:22:50] And we'll just re queue ground zero instantly. Oh, I see. I see. Okay. You know, hurry up
[10:22:55] But we have to pay. Yes money. Oh my gosh
[10:22:59] there
[10:23:01] I'm out of stamina if 17 seconds you're good. Do you need money P or no? Oh my gosh? Oh my gosh?
[10:23:09] Seconds it's a second. It won't be over
[10:23:25] I love that that
[10:23:27] That's a good thing to say.
[10:23:28] Who kept teleporting me back for some reason?
[10:23:29] I don't know why.
[10:23:30] All right, we'll turn in quests while instantly.
[10:23:32] Put my wizzards.
[10:23:38] I first run through this white?
[10:23:40] Yep.
[10:23:41] Same.
[10:23:43] That takes a lot of heads for nothing.
[10:23:49] Oh, and I hid hideout right when I got to the screen.
[10:23:52] What a joy.
[10:23:58] You're an asshole
[10:24:01] Bringing a letter therapist. I need to do that shit somewhere. Would you know where that is? No
[10:24:07] Me neither. I have no idea. It is worth a Google
[10:24:11] I don't know it stashed the therapist letter at the receptionist desk on the second floor of the terror group office on ground zero
[10:24:18] It's crazy. It's like it tells you exactly what to do
[10:24:22] That could mean anything and what is what is the terror group office?
[10:24:27] Oh, wait, I know exactly where this is.
[10:24:30] I don't have a message anymore.
[10:24:33] It just clicked in my mind.
[10:24:34] No, it's in your tasks.
[10:24:35] Huh?
[10:24:36] Yeah, I know.
[10:24:37] You have to have the letter.
[10:24:38] Yeah.
[10:24:39] Yeah, it's not in my stash anymore.
[10:24:41] I don't know why.
[10:24:42] Oh, yeah, it is.
[10:24:43] Yeah.
[10:24:44] Because you've never moved it to your safe spot.
[10:24:46] No, I did.
[10:24:47] It was in my safe spot.
[10:24:48] It's on fire.
[10:24:49] You're asking for another one.
[10:24:51] Yeah, another one.
[10:24:52] It's a fucking paper with words written on it.
[10:24:54] Oh, wait.
[10:24:55] I don't have it either.
[10:24:56] Well, I don't have an idea.
[10:24:58] Do I ask you for it?
[10:24:59] Secure container, Nostasis senior manager diary, that's not it.
[10:25:06] Why'd you piece of paper?
[10:25:07] Yeah, no, I lost it for some reason.
[10:25:11] Maybe if Piat does it, we all get credit.
[10:25:14] That's true.
[10:25:15] Apparently there's a bug.
[10:25:17] Wonderful.
[10:25:17] The therapist cannot give you another.
[10:25:20] Ooh, what a joy.
[10:25:22] So we're just cooked.
[10:25:23] How about kick me in the nuts as well, Nikita?
[10:25:25] Is that possible?
[10:25:32] Mail.
[10:25:32] Oh yeah.
[10:25:34] What now?
[10:25:36] Ground zero.
[10:25:38] Ah, ground zero. Ground zero. I just gotta go to the machine gun.
[10:25:41] What officer? Machine gun?
[10:25:43] Get quest done?
[10:25:44] Yeah, right.
[10:25:45] Huh.
[10:25:46] Huh.
[10:25:49] It's in the mail.
[10:25:50] Kill five scabs. Kill scabs.
[10:25:53] What's in the mail?
[10:25:54] Oh my gosh it was in my mouth. Wow. This is me. It was for me
[10:26:00] Yo, do I bring one of these XT XT G12 stems and just try I
[10:26:07] Think now's the time I agree. We need to see if you're allergic. That's what I'm saying
[10:26:11] I'm how we can treat you. I'm desperately wanting to know what I'm allergic to at this point
[10:26:18] We will nurse you back to life. Wonderful. You're allergic. Thank you so much
[10:26:23] We're gonna chew up some sandwiches a tuna sandwich and baby bird you
[10:26:29] Fucking tuna sandwich that sounds disgusting
[10:26:32] You don't like tuna sandwiches now dude. Let me make you a tuna sandwich. I'll tell you in the mail. All right, we're talking
[10:26:40] Toasted bread we're tuna out of a can obviously I can go. I'll probably do oiled tuna. All right, maybe not dolphin safe
[10:26:48] Miracle Whip, alright? This is key. The best man is out there. Chop pickles, a little bit of onion, and a splash into bastard.
[10:26:55] No, no, no, no, no!
[10:26:56] You're going to be all flaring out.
[10:26:57] You're going to be all flaring out.
[10:26:58] You're going to be onion? Onion? Are you kidding me? Onion is the devil. I'd rather die. Put a gun and pull the trigger.
[10:27:05] I will not eat an onion.
[10:27:07] Onion improves everything.
[10:27:09] You know nothing.
[10:27:12] You're the guy eating road-killing.
[10:27:14] This is from road-killing.
[10:27:16] Not by decision
[10:27:21] Right not by decision quote quote
[10:27:24] Not by decision. I don't do that myself. I was my grandfather who fought in Vietnam
[10:27:29] So congratulations, you're talking shit about a veteran. Yeah, how is it what you're doing?
[10:27:34] It's how is he so wrong? How can that fit so wrong you want to die you want to die?
[10:27:40] I'm just
[10:27:42] In the sandwich, I'll put it in a ziplock bag with a little ice.
[10:27:45] No, no.
[10:27:46] Percolating crack that thing open.
[10:27:49] Yeah.
[10:27:50] All right, where are we going for this letter?
[10:27:52] Terrible building is over that way.
[10:27:58] Big giant building we were.
[10:28:00] You're getting the boys on the way to that liquor store.
[10:28:04] Going to the liquor store.
[10:28:06] Me and the boys on the way to the liquor store.
[10:28:10] She
[10:28:12] Did the liquor store? Oh my god. What's up?
[10:28:18] We're running right out
[10:28:23] Am I going am I going just get the one by the little phone booth?
[10:28:32] At the wine right here
[10:28:34] All those guys dead?
[10:28:38] There's only one.
[10:28:41] All those guys are dead.
[10:28:43] Yeah, all of them.
[10:28:44] All that one guy is dead.
[10:28:45] I thought that one guy is dead.
[10:28:47] Every part of him.
[10:28:48] I'm lagging so much.
[10:28:49] Oh my God, what the hell is that?
[10:28:50] I won't die, let it in.
[10:28:51] What's that?
[10:28:52] Oh my God.
[10:28:53] I'm by level.
[10:28:54] I'm by level.
[10:28:55] I don't know how I saw that.
[10:28:56] Now we gotta go play the ladder.
[10:28:57] Come on, boys.
[10:28:58] You just killed a homeless man.
[10:28:59] Oh yeah.
[10:29:00] Congratulations.
[10:29:01] guys what he says
[10:29:03] damn it it's just a talk I was playing
[10:29:05] like a way of hunting runs out of him
[10:29:09] so it's the first desk upstairs
[10:29:11] and what he says
[10:29:13] to go upstairs to that white desk
[10:29:15] right at the top
[10:29:19] I don't think we want to die here
[10:29:21] because everybody's saying there's a bomb
[10:29:23] right side
[10:29:25] alright I kill the first guy
[10:29:27] you guys kill the second guy
[10:29:29] is it a lose?
[10:29:36] dead
[10:29:37] is he still alive?
[10:29:42] I got a nade, I got a nade
[10:29:43] control it
[10:29:45] control it
[10:29:46] nade him
[10:29:51] dead
[10:29:53] oh my god
[10:29:54] he's like a rat stuck in the cave
[10:29:57] oh my goodness
[10:29:59] Wow, we weren't. Two bullets tanked. I mean guys I don't know why I'm being shined
[10:30:10] down upon right now but I am so thankful. Today's your day. Today is my day. I mean
[10:30:15] that is like the fourth heavy I've tanked. It's the lucky perk. It is not the lucky
[10:30:23] That's what it does though.
[10:30:38] Do we know that that that is what it does?
[10:30:40] If that is what it actually does, I'm so happy we took it.
[10:30:44] I got the blue hard drive.
[10:30:56] Congratulations.
[10:30:57] Thank you.
[10:30:58] Thank you.
[10:30:59] That would be insane.
[10:31:04] That would be insane.
[10:31:06] I got to kill some more guys, like four more guys.
[10:31:33] four more players or four more just things there's anything I can kill you guys
[10:31:46] I
[10:31:55] Get such a big brain
[10:31:57] Thanks, guys.
[10:31:58] Thank you.
[10:32:00] I got something else to tell you.
[10:32:02] Yeah, I'm gonna go real, yeah.
[10:32:04] I got something that's really, really good,
[10:32:06] so I'll give you a little bit of coverage.
[10:32:09] Yeah, yeah, what's it got?
[10:32:10] This is Wallace. He's talking about his wallet.
[10:32:13] Guys, guys, lemon is here.
[10:32:14] Can you not arouse him, please?
[10:32:16] He's gonna start beating in the corner.
[10:32:17] Me?
[10:32:19] It's just too much for me.
[10:32:21] It's the sensuality.
[10:32:23] Like my thing, I need to do that.
[10:32:25] Yeah.
[10:32:26] yeah oh no it's part of it it's part of it no oh no like the risk of getting caught let me
[10:32:34] that's it out again oh no oh there it is
[10:32:46] all right guys i gotta go to the two guns and i got shot by something there's a
[10:32:50] This guy about in the middle.
[10:32:52] I need him dead, let me kill him.
[10:32:55] I have a head.
[10:32:56] I don't want to share the wondering.
[10:32:57] The lucky is all chance means of effects.
[10:33:01] Weapon jams, malfunctions, fractures, bleeding, et cetera.
[10:33:06] Ever one of these effects occur as a chance of re-rolling
[10:33:10] and not triggering.
[10:33:11] So yes, ricochet is one of those.
[10:33:14] I just find it so hard to believe
[10:33:18] in that fraction of a bullet hitting my head that fraction of a second don't kill
[10:33:23] him if that chance is wrong wait what you see down there
[10:33:27] if you see it's at the bank across
[10:33:40] on top or down below right down below first floor the uh the uh
[10:33:44] The big place I'm going today. Oh bad dude. My mouse died. It's on you guys. Oh shit. Oh shit
[10:33:52] Is a big one that's like directly across the big one try to left pass the car when you run under the car. Okay. Yeah
[10:34:01] I'm laying down down here. I'm gonna take a mag
[10:34:05] All right, lemon you're up give them hell bud
[10:34:08] I'm ready. I'm ready. Are you dead? No, my mouse is died and I have to plug it in. I did not want to fight with this cord hanging off
[10:34:19] I'm looking for I don't see him
[10:34:24] I'm just waiting here
[10:34:26] I'm dead
[10:34:30] I got somebody running over to that big place to the left, past the car
[10:34:34] Don't shoot me boys
[10:34:36] You push him?
[10:34:38] I'm already down below you guys
[10:34:40] I'm coming, I'm coming
[10:34:42] I'm pushing past the car and I'm choosing
[10:34:46] Here we go
[10:34:50] Everybody run
[10:34:54] They were about to spray it.
[10:35:11] Don't push too hard, Pete. We're going to be there in like half a second.
[10:35:15] Sound good?
[10:35:17] Staying around?
[10:35:18] Oh no, I'm getting the peanut teleport bug. What the hell?
[10:35:22] jump over it jump over it
[10:35:25] go up the stairs now
[10:35:38] up the stairs where the long stairs or the stairs that go up to the roof
[10:35:43] I'm on the roof, yeah I'm not coming that big long
[10:35:47] He's not touched his gut.
[10:35:52] There we go.
[10:35:53] Wait, this is where everybody's in this building, yeah?
[10:35:56] Yeah.
[10:35:57] Yeah.
[10:35:58] Yeah.
[10:35:59] Walk in there, Lemon.
[10:36:07] Or it's safe.
[10:36:08] Oh yeah, it's safe.
[10:36:10] Yeah, that safe could be looted.
[10:36:12] Yeah, why don't you do it?
[10:36:14] Oh, you do it.
[10:36:15] You guys are just for like a sec.
[10:36:16] You do it so I know that I can do it.
[10:36:21] You know what, I don't have a backpack on today,
[10:36:23] so I'm not gonna be able to loot it.
[10:36:24] I've already got full loot.
[10:36:26] I just...
[10:36:27] I'm on the street here.
[10:36:28] I don't wanna take something from you.
[10:36:29] You know, you're my friend.
[10:36:30] No, I gotta do the other thing.
[10:36:34] I'm going to the left.
[10:36:35] Right down to the left.
[10:36:36] Right down to the left here.
[10:36:39] Scab.
[10:36:41] You just left the tank.
[10:37:13] Watch out, he might have a buddy up there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[10:37:18] Is that a player?
[10:37:19] No, it's a scam.
[10:37:20] He got running over, go get on the grenade launcher and let it rip.
[10:37:25] I'm already in the building.
[10:37:27] Doodalink, buddy, doodalink.
[10:37:29] Come on, doodalink.
[10:37:31] I wonder if I have anything else here.
[10:37:43] Extract, locate and obtain the manager's diary. Where's the manager's diary at?
[10:37:50] Is that the one on the dead body that we were at in the beginning?
[10:37:56] Oh, no, no, no, no. I think... Oh, is it the one that's close right here?
[10:37:59] There's one more black part I never turned it in after we grabbed it last time.
[10:38:05] Yeah. Thank you, Chad.
[10:38:13] I
[10:38:17] Anybody wouldn't mind watching my back
[10:38:20] You're watching I'm watching I think I need more scab kills
[10:38:25] First time chat peanut this guy's name is peanut dominatrix
[10:38:30] Ah and dancing that's all the count is
[10:38:34] And dancing that's my old again. That's my old job. I see I see make sense
[10:38:38] my sexy side it's so crazy to me how few people play this map it's literally do
[10:38:55] my quest never come home because it's ass it's terrible
[10:39:01] Oh, what's up?
[10:39:02] W shot me, shot me, shot me, shot me.
[10:39:04] Dead.
[10:39:05] Fire scav.
[10:39:06] Oh my god.
[10:39:08] All right, wait for me, fellas.
[10:39:09] Is it bad that my first thought was peanuts shooting us?
[10:39:13] I was all the guns shot, you dumbass.
[10:39:16] I know, but I just heard someone shot.
[10:39:18] I was like, oh, easy.
[10:39:19] My first thought was that you guys shot me.
[10:39:21] So fuck you.
[10:39:22] What the hell?
[10:39:23] Oh, shit.
[10:39:25] I didn't shoot you at all.
[10:39:26] Look at your first thought now, bitch.
[10:39:30] Guys, this guy had something on him I've never seen before.
[10:39:33] Well, he had an SR-25, but it's like, I mean, look at my screen. I don't even know.
[10:39:38] I've never seen this.
[10:39:39] Can one?
[10:39:41] No, no, no, but it has a different barrel cover, too.
[10:39:43] It's...
[10:39:44] You haven't seen that?
[10:39:45] No.
[10:39:49] Oh no.
[10:39:51] My feet.
[10:39:53] Oh, my beautiful little feet.
[10:39:55] All right, that gave me a heavy bleed a light bleed and broke my my legs
[10:40:22] Are you kidding me
[10:40:24] I'm gonna die
[10:40:27] I'm gonna die
[10:40:29] I'm not even joking. It's not oh my god guys. Do we have a split? Oh my god
[10:40:36] I lost both of my legs
[10:40:39] I should be a 7-6
[10:40:54] I
[10:41:04] There's one split at the bottom of this dance first come first serve
[10:41:18] Thank you
[10:41:20] before you mad at me he shot me in my leg and it created a
[10:41:29] Actions against you
[10:41:32] Makes it okay for you
[10:41:35] What we get is about an effect he shot me so I can't get the extract I shot you so I don't feel left alone
[10:41:40] No, no, literally I shot all three of us after I
[10:41:50] team luckily for you the team captain has a green flare thank you wow wow I
[10:42:00] love that
[10:42:02] I
[10:42:18] Have five quest done if I die right now, it's very good
[10:42:21] Wait here BPP. I actually do have something I feel bad here. Take this on the ground rip those
[10:42:28] I didn't even shoot you
[10:42:32] For now, you all can share that IP profit.
[10:42:37] That was 130K.
[10:42:39] That was 130K.
[10:42:41] I ain't sharing shit with this guy.
[10:42:44] I can't sprint because you gave me a fresh wound.
[10:42:47] On top of that two broken legs.
[10:42:49] You're Dr. Jekler?
[10:42:51] He's Jekler.
[10:42:52] I'm the Jekler.
[10:42:52] Dr. Jekler.
[10:42:53] I'm a Jekler.
[10:42:53] I'm a Jekler.
[10:42:54] I'm the Jekler.
[10:42:55] I'm the Jekler.
[10:42:56] I'm the Jekler.
[10:42:58] Wait, what's the card?
[10:42:59] I've got my key to pick.
[10:43:01] The card is up.
[10:43:01] I got sold.
[10:43:02] You'll have to pay for me.
[10:43:03] I'm not paying for him.
[10:43:05] No, I'm not paying for you.
[10:43:07] No, this green flare.
[10:43:08] Green flare is in right here.
[10:43:10] We're going to do a light green flare.
[10:43:12] No, I think I like the sound of the car.
[10:43:15] The car sounds like it could be better.
[10:43:17] I swear.
[10:43:18] Oh my gosh, I can't see anything.
[10:43:21] My eyes are watering.
[10:43:23] This is terrible.
[10:43:25] And then we shoot our gun once.
[10:43:28] Once every scab is going to be circling like sharks.
[10:43:31] Four guys hobbling around, each with a broken leg.
[10:43:38] He slandered the tiny tropics behind us.
[10:43:43] I'm thirsty to my whole body, yellow and red.
[10:43:48] I'm hurting, I'm hurting, boss.
[10:43:50] I'm hurting.
[10:43:51] I have water, do you need water?
[10:43:53] No, I drink some water.
[10:43:55] Okay.
[10:43:57] I'm fine.
[10:44:00] Come on, team.
[10:44:02] Keep it together. Keep it together.
[10:44:04] Heal Team Sexy.
[10:44:06] Heal Team Sexy. Heal Team Sexy.
[10:44:09] I'm so glad Hutch could spread.
[10:44:12] The one guy got all of her legs off.
[10:44:16] I only had a dead leg in it.
[10:44:18] I just got lit up. I just got lit up as I was laughing.
[10:44:22] I thought, what are you fucking with me?
[10:44:24] headshot him and he didn't die.
[10:44:26] He's on the stairs.
[10:44:27] Oh my God, I just got support.
[10:44:31] I have no painkillers.
[10:44:33] No!
[10:44:35] He ran away as a player scam.
[10:44:41] Oh, shit.
[10:44:44] He got me, boy.
[10:44:45] I'm good.
[10:44:46] He's down there.
[10:44:47] Wait, was he actually down there?
[10:44:49] Yeah.
[10:44:50] I think he did that shot to you.
[10:45:23] I got the other
[10:45:35] Oh
[10:45:47] Hell of a shot he's dead
[10:45:49] but gravy oh my god everybody gets a fucking egg please for the love of God I
[10:45:54] want all of you there's another one
[10:46:31] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
[10:46:35] I'll do it. I'll fucking do it. Actually, no way.
[10:46:39] Did it work? Did it work?
[10:46:43] No, it didn't work. It didn't work. It didn't work.
[10:46:47] Guys, what are we doing? What are we doing?
[10:46:51] What are we doing? Are we so stupid? What are we doing? You know what I mean?
[10:46:55] Yellow plant work or yellow plant work?
[10:46:59] I hate you guys.
[10:47:01] I hate you guys.
[10:47:03] Stop pushing me up on the box.
[10:47:05] Oh.
[10:47:07] I swear to God.
[10:47:09] This is stupid.
[10:47:11] Give you another one of those.
[10:47:13] I mean problem.
[10:47:15] I swear.
[10:47:17] I've been shot up.
[10:47:19] Give me it.
[10:47:21] I've been shot up.
[10:47:23] Fuck all of you.
[10:47:25] I'm going to every time you guys can take you and die.
[10:47:27] Give me an ice-coffee now.
[10:47:29] We need Hutch out of here.
[10:47:31] We need Hutch out!
[10:47:33] I swear to God.
[10:47:35] Alright. Enjoy death bastards.
[10:47:37] I'm out of here.
[10:47:39] Fuck you guys.
[10:47:43] You gotta go get my gun.
[10:47:45] Fuck you guys!
[10:47:47] All the players?
[10:47:49] I hope every scab is out of the way.
[10:47:51] Oh man!
[10:47:52] Oh man!
[10:47:53] Oh my God!
[10:47:54] I have a life!
[10:47:55] You're stupid!
[10:47:56] I have a life!
[10:47:57] I could give life to a shit!
[10:47:59] Oh, keep me!
[10:48:00] Fuck you guys!
[10:48:01] Let him die!
[10:48:02] Let him die!
[10:48:03] Oh my God!
[10:48:04] Wait, I think I might be allergic to the life you want to fucking shit whenever I use it!
[10:48:12] Oh my God!
[10:48:15] This is number two.
[10:48:23] Oh my god, I'm starving again. Oh my goodness.
[10:48:31] You're gone.
[10:48:33] Get out of my way! Get out of my way!
[10:48:40] Oh no! Oh, gee.
[10:48:42] I thought you just died.
[10:48:43] Oh my gosh.
[10:48:44] I thought you just died.
[10:48:47] I shot you, turned around, and I heard your body
[10:48:50] come up to the floor.
[10:48:51] Oh my God.
[10:48:52] I just know you guys just missed two green players.
[10:48:58] You guys are the dumbest brothers in the world.
[10:48:59] I have ever had a dysplasia play with.
[10:49:01] Oh my goodness.
[10:49:02] We were part of four word.
[10:49:04] I trusted you.
[10:49:06] I trusted you.
[10:49:07] I run forward completely safe.
[10:49:09] You know how many hours hutch you have on Tarkov?
[10:49:11] By the way, mister, I never play Tarkov.
[10:49:14] 4,570 stream hours on Tarkov and you throw the flare.
[10:49:22] Oh, I have a second account.
[10:49:24] Oh, my god.
[10:49:27] Fuck all of you.
[10:49:29] I really remember that one.
[10:49:30] I will remember that one.
[10:49:32] I'm literally remembering that.
[10:49:34] All right, fellas, on that note, got to get going.
[10:49:37] Oh!
[10:49:37] Oh, no, I didn't say that actually
[10:49:47] Construction construction construction guys blowing you
[10:49:59] Anybody's watching huts right now you're watching an unhealthy man
[10:50:04] They have documentaries about people like this guys
[10:50:07] Watching a train crash, okay get out while you
[10:50:13] They love it just as much as me there, but you see I
[10:50:19] Hear you right I'm losing my voice from laughing so hard
[10:50:26] That was that was the best white or that was the best I can't talk
[10:50:31] That was the best out the best rate of the white for me. That was in
[10:50:37] The minute I ran forward and you're like, oh, I might have messed it up and knew it
[10:50:44] over.
[10:50:45] You know what's even worse?
[10:50:46] It won't even let me extract.
[10:50:47] Like it was saying, shoot the flare.
[10:50:48] Shoot the flare.
[10:50:49] It was like, it was like a plane going to crash and it was going, hey, hey, hey, hey,
[10:50:56] hey, you need to turn around.
[10:50:58] Oh.
[10:50:59] Yeah.
[10:51:00] You know what?
[10:51:01] I could have gone out of there if my legs were on.
[10:51:04] You know what's in my leg out?
[10:51:06] It was hot early on he took out my leg sick sick man
[10:51:20] Wow you know what the good news is I did complete my tasks
[10:51:36] I don't know how I'm going to play this next three I haven't recovered you know what I don't
[10:51:46] think how mad I am I the amount of joy you're getting right now I it's almost made it worth
[10:51:52] it it's not even it's not even like it's not a joy from your suffering brother it's
[10:51:59] just just like this none of this was planned and the fact that it all happened like we
[10:52:05] We thought we were out! We thought the raid was over!
[10:52:09] You got like devin scabs rushing in from all angles.
[10:52:14] Listen to me go, I hate you, I hate you motherfuckers, I hate you!
[10:52:19] A lot of people do that.
[10:52:22] I had fun, dude, I had like six guys. I had died right there. I had died.
[10:52:28] Poor little man, he had them even more.
[10:52:32] Oh god, dude.
[10:52:33] I think, listen, I'm probably gonna hop on here pretty soon, like, stream-wise, so I'm
[10:52:39] probably gonna hop off right now as I get ready and stuff, so you guys, may I forbid,
[10:52:43] I'll be back, okay?
[10:52:44] Yeah, I'll probably, I will probably take a break before I need to go and chill with
[10:52:48] the wife for a little bit, but I'll be on.
[10:52:50] Yeah, you're gonna need, you're gonna need, you're gonna need a third.
[10:52:55] I'm not gonna be on tonight, it's just gonna be gimmick.
[10:52:59] What?
[10:53:00] I thought you were gimmick.
[10:53:02] I am gimmick, but the other gimmick.
[10:53:06] The other gimmick will be here, but I can't be there tonight.
[10:53:08] So you've got to find somebody else.
[10:53:12] Yeah, P.O.
[10:53:13] I'm sure your wife will understand.
[10:53:15] It's talk off.
[10:53:17] It's drop day.
[10:53:19] Big day.
[10:53:21] I'm sure she'll understand.
[10:53:23] Yes, she will.
[10:53:24] She will.
[10:53:24] But I should definitely still go and acknowledge
[10:53:28] her existence just for a little bit.
[10:53:30] and then I'll get back on.
[10:53:33] Um.
[10:53:35] What are you going to say to that?
[10:53:37] There it is.
[10:53:38] There it is.
[10:53:39] He really existed the first place.
[10:53:41] And there it is.
[10:53:42] I already tell you, turning off your stream,
[10:53:44] you're walking into the adjacent room with a mop
[10:53:48] with two googly eyes on it and a dress.
[10:53:52] Hello, wife.
[10:53:53] Hello, wife.
[10:53:55] Hello, wife.
[10:53:56] And you have her plopped inside the mop bucket
[10:53:59] with the wheels on the bottom.
[10:54:00] You go, let's dance like we used to.
[10:54:03] Just roll over.
[10:54:04] You're dancing all over the room with that little Frank Sinatra.
[10:54:08] It's a beautiful moment.
[10:54:10] It's a moonlight Sonata in the background.
[10:54:12] He's dancing.
[10:54:13] I'm so sorry.
[10:54:14] I'm listening to you.
[10:54:15] I can't.
[10:54:16] Dude, I can't function after that raid.
[10:54:21] Dude, that was so funny.
[10:54:23] I, ah, god.
[10:54:26] I
[10:54:33] Tank the first shot to I tanked the first one and I thought surely the second the second flair would have saved me
[10:54:40] Who did that officer?
[10:54:43] We were freaking out so much that I knew I wasn't in the flair area, but I
[10:54:50] I did not want to be the one to die, so I just,
[10:54:56] I shot it out of fear and out of, oh God.
[10:55:02] All right, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
[10:55:05] Where do y'all want to go?
[10:55:06] Wait, you're getting off for a bit, P.
[10:55:07] I'll see you later, yeah?
[10:55:11] Yeah, I'll be back in a little bit.
[10:55:12] I'll be back in like, like 30 minutes or an hour.
[10:55:14] Okay, sounds good, sounds good.
[10:55:16] All right, be back, guys, be back.
[10:55:18] Okay, Roger Dodger.
[10:55:19] Lemon, I don't know if I could do another rate.
[10:55:24] I think I might call it there, co and walk around and try and recover
[10:55:31] from this laughter and then walk it off.
[10:55:35] All right.
[10:55:35] Yeah.
[10:55:37] Yeah.
[10:55:38] Sounds good.
[10:55:39] Sounds good.
[10:55:40] G.G.
[10:55:40] You know what?
[10:55:41] Hey, GGS, except for last rate.
[10:55:45] Listen, I got, I have all day off tomorrow.
[10:55:47] So I would be getting on.
[10:55:49] uh the earliest i'll be on is uh nine a.m pacific i don't know what the time zone you're at but
[10:55:59] west coast time chat's giving me chat is giving me an insane amount of hell
[10:56:04] to run one more with you do you still need do you still need those quests
[10:56:11] dude let's run one more grounds here okay okay one quick ground yes i will i can't leave
[10:56:17] without assisting you on this venture. I will do that. Absolutely. I'm so sorry. I
[10:56:26] promise none of that was intentional. I don't know why I shot you. Honestly, as somebody
[10:56:33] you know who goose around is, you know, a juicer and leprous family manic shortener
[10:56:37] is then some nefarious activities. That might have been the most nefarious activity I've
[10:56:44] every experience but again but again i i know i know i know it was an accident but still
[10:56:56] but still you're but still you're you're the worst kind of person god it's got it yeah you pretty
[10:57:05] much have to get out of jail free card for me oh man you can do whatever you wanted and i couldn't
[10:57:12] say anything. You know what?
[10:57:13] Officer's not off the hook, though.
[10:57:15] I'm not going to know if he pulled the second flair.
[10:57:18] Like, between the two of you guys
[10:57:20] got probably like 10,000 hours in this game.
[10:57:23] Oh, my God.
[10:57:24] You know what?
[10:57:24] Honestly, poor officer.
[10:57:26] And you're responsible as well.
[10:57:28] We, I'm not kidding you, Lemon.
[10:57:30] Today, we were surgical.
[10:57:33] Everything about today from step one
[10:57:37] till we ended the day was just,
[10:57:39] oh, you want to do this quest?
[10:57:40] Boom, boom, boom.
[10:57:41] quest done quest done quest done and then you got in here
[10:57:49] I have not experienced such a halt in my entire life
[10:57:55] Listen, I don't I mean was it me? Maybe it was the time of day. Maybe it was like, you know,
[10:58:00] your food had settled and kind of shifted something physiological was going on. I don't know if
[10:58:06] I was the reason it could just been a, you know, a happenstance.
[10:58:10] Whatever it was, we have not done absolutely jack shit since that moment has happened.
[10:58:19] I'm not sure I've extracted anything.
[10:58:23] I'm not like, I don't, the more I think about it, I don't know if I've extracted once today.
[10:58:29] I mean, it has really been terrible. It really has been.
[10:58:34] but all right I got it I got a green flare okay I okay I finally need to do
[10:58:40] the wine bottle let's do the wine bottle and then we're we're good all right
[10:58:44] sounds good yes chef yes chef yes chef I need to acknowledge my chat at some
[10:58:51] point so I have not looked over there yeah since the beginning do what you got
[10:58:55] to do okay all right I'll be back chat guys I know I haven't given you all
[10:59:02] the time of day and I apologize for that. Boys I have... I've not laughed that hard
[10:59:13] in a very long time that was I hope you guys enjoyed it because I fucking loved
[10:59:20] it. I loved every single second of that last raid.
[10:59:32] There's just a public again dudes that was I mean
[10:59:40] We got to put that one on the tube that was awesome
[10:59:48] We are going to hell yeah, we we are for sure going to hell
[10:59:57] Was it as funny as I thought it was to be honest
[11:00:02] Oh, I'm not in the group. I almost started the raid without you living without shit.
[11:00:15] Give me in here. So I'm coming. I'm coming. I'll be right back when we get in here. Yes,
[11:00:30] I
[11:00:43] Animation is coming bro. Please tell me peanuts
[11:00:48] Please tell me peanuts animation guys here that would be in someone send it to him
[11:00:56] That would be so freaking funny
[11:01:00] Just, we're all under fire behind the bus and Livid runs out and gets sniped by some
[11:01:09] rushing guy drinking vodka and he's like, oh, pop off it, bitch, it's subtle, no one
[11:01:16] reacts.
[11:01:17] Now, watch the clip, wait, watch the clip, let me see it.
[11:01:27] the clip we post the clip
[11:01:34] oh last i see you in here bro hey don't don't worry about it by the way it's
[11:01:38] all good man i i don't care i just wanted you to know
[11:01:41] in case you knew the guys you know
[11:01:45] let me see the love of god i want to
[11:01:49] Right now
[11:02:19] Oh my god! Oh my god!
[11:02:21] No! No! No!
[11:02:23] I should not like this! Flare me! Flare me!
[11:02:25] Oh my god! Oh my god!
[11:02:49] All right, let's rock and roll to the wine cellar we go.
[11:03:13] You got to watch that from my POV.
[11:03:15] Promise me.
[11:03:16] Okay.
[11:03:17] After this day, I'm gonna watch it. All right, wonderful. All right
[11:03:21] You let me know if I die
[11:03:24] Take my loot at yours. Oh, you can't wait
[11:03:28] Whatever you want it's yours every kill that we kill no matter how large it's yours
[11:03:33] Let exit yours graphics card at yours. Ooh, this is it clean everything. This is a lemon, right?
[11:03:41] anything is lemons
[11:03:47] one down, don't second one down, be careful
[11:04:02] he's pushing
[11:04:07] He's dead, he can't move, he can't move.
[11:04:14] That guy's dead.
[11:04:18] Oh, look at you, you are on fire.
[11:04:21] Should be dead, let me go out there.
[11:04:24] I didn't hear the death say.
[11:04:26] Yeah, he's dead.
[11:04:28] Oh my gosh.
[11:04:30] I don't see the other one though.
[11:04:35] You had to have got that first guy.
[11:04:37] I think so. I don't see his body though.
[11:04:39] Coming out. I got my wine bottle.
[11:04:41] Oh, you're still up.
[11:04:53] I just want to pop a painkiller real quick.
[11:04:55] Yep, yep, yep.
[11:05:01] I'm going to pop one too and then I'll pop.
[11:05:05] dead in grass dead in bushes oh beautiful that's saying he's done the
[11:05:13] bushes you see anyone that bushes oh yep right here you got him
[11:05:19] look at him up look at him up look at him up oh my gosh yeah I'll lose the guy
[11:05:24] who's more risky but you're taking everything okay this gun is yeah he's
[11:05:30] a juicer close this guy
[11:05:35] bad news you have some water I won't drink it
[11:05:39] you're just trying to make me laugh it's working
[11:05:44] it's working I'm gonna go refill a bag
[11:05:48] I'll be possibly someone behind this careful
[11:05:51] I'm gonna come back in yeah
[11:05:58] oh my gosh you shredded those guys okay
[11:06:02] Armor face mask headphones and four
[11:06:10] Oh helmet take whatever somebody
[11:06:19] Is that you running there's someone else though, yeah
[11:06:33] Well, I didn't land I missed I mean I landed all of my shots
[11:06:39] Seven as you want one to get a you know, like
[11:06:43] Like a catch in the release situation, so they they know not to come back and tell their friends don't go over there
[11:06:48] You don't want to see what you're not gonna get any of this stuff. You don't want any of it
[11:06:52] Oh, it's all yours. I told you this is a lemon red. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Okay, okay
[11:06:56] I
[11:07:00] Expect next time you get me killed you will return the same time I will return I will return 100%
[11:07:08] His name was hey, it's Joe
[11:07:13] I'm sure he's a hell of a guy. Oh, yeah, my god
[11:07:18] There's one of their friends probably
[11:07:26] Oh, I hear behind us.
[11:07:36] Don't move.
[11:07:46] It's it's it's block division.
[11:07:49] Shit.
[11:07:50] I headshot at one behind us and this is why you're up behind us.
[11:08:05] Contribution pushing from the front.
[11:08:10] Yep, hard.
[11:08:12] I can't believe you held that.
[11:08:15] Two there.
[11:08:16] One's lit.
[11:08:17] Good luck.
[11:08:18] My game is crashing! My game is crashing!
[11:08:25] We had no choice. He's gonna die to Black Division. I had to push.
[11:08:32] I cannot believe that one guy tanked a BT shot to the head.
[11:08:39] Is it Black Division or players?
[11:08:40] These two are players. Other two are Black Division.
[11:08:43] I think I killed one of the Black Division though.
[11:08:45] So maybe one black division one player or two players one black division
[11:09:06] They're gonna push off that
[11:09:15] can always bail juice get your quest on fuck my shit
[11:09:24] I had to make sure I clarified I had to make sure I clarified I had to make sure I clarified
[11:09:39] I know it. I'm gonna pull back.
[11:09:41] I'm gonna get the hell out of here.
[11:09:42] Yeah, do it. Get your bus done.
[11:09:44] I'm gonna get the quest done.
[11:09:45] Too many, too many.
[11:09:47] Too many, too many!
[11:09:49] Sometimes I dance, but it's just a little too precarious.
[11:09:52] Yeah.
[11:09:53] I'll hear ya.
[11:10:01] Oh, I'm sorry you had to go down there, Hutch.
[11:10:03] Okay, hey!
[11:10:04] I did!
[11:10:05] You know, put the funneling of the loot.
[11:10:08] Absolutely.
[11:10:09] like absolutely I legitimately thought the other the two black division we're
[11:10:16] gonna swing from behind that's the only reason I pushed I thought I thought that
[11:10:21] had to be black division two one came into the door there and got me a little
[11:10:24] bit but I got it so is it what does that mean black I mean I know what they
[11:10:29] are but is there like three or four of them like what does that normally look
[11:10:32] like so they they were all black and they do player like bombs like over
[11:10:38] there, you know, and okay, they just run at you. What's your what's on your kill? I
[11:10:48] got I got a black division. Yeah, okay. So they were. But like, is it like, is it like,
[11:10:54] there's three of them or like, whenever we killed them last there was four of them.
[11:10:59] And they had M 995 nods, decked out in fours decked out HK's, you're nasty. Okay.
[11:11:06] Yeah, like they are the most gear that you'll see on anything even bosses
[11:11:14] Yeah, I didn't know black division could be on ground zero, but you you have a killer one, right?
[11:11:19] I hundred percent got a killer one. Yeah
[11:11:23] Yeah, he swooped on in
[11:11:26] I
[11:11:27] There had to have been more than one though. I wonder like the guy who shot me from behind if that was another one
[11:11:32] I don't know
[11:11:34] I don't know. I know that they were because I think from what Pina said, they're the same as like
[11:11:44] the ones on the boat. So they'll do like the wedge strat and like encircle you and like try
[11:11:49] and push you in or whatever. They actually have tactics. Yeah, I think so. I don't know for sure.
[11:11:54] We fought them on streets and we killed them that that one raid and I mean, do they were
[11:12:00] Aimbot central so nasty little guy. I mean it's the same dudes who are from the boat, right? Yeah. Yeah
[11:12:08] Yeah, I still have not completed ice-break
[11:12:11] This this will be my season
[11:12:17] This is gonna be my year this will be your year this end of year will be my year I
[11:12:22] believe in you man. I
[11:12:25] Believe in you completely I'm debating on fuck
[11:12:30] No, I should go all right you got you got one more in you one more I
[11:12:38] Listen every part of one more
[11:12:41] Every part of me wants to but at the same time for I have streamed on day one
[11:12:47] 14 hours day two ten hours day three fourteen and a half
[11:12:51] That's wild and now we're on day. I hear you now. We're on day four and I'm twelve hours in I just I
[11:12:58] Yeah, I did nine hours yesterday and I thought I was going to die. I'm a lightweight
[11:13:03] So 12 14. I mean you're I hear you
[11:13:07] It's nice to get away from the screen for a little bit
[11:13:09] That's and I want to be able to actually play tonight and not be a zombie, you know when the boys get on so
[11:13:16] Ggs, I'm gonna send everybody over to you. Okay. All right. See you tomorrow. Thank you later
[11:13:22] All right guys, I'm assuming you guys over to hate you video games
[11:13:24] games. Can you guys do me a favor? When you get there in YouTube chat, come on over to
[11:13:30] Twitch, head over to Hey, you video games, kick chat you as well, because I need you
[11:13:34] all to tell him whenever you get there, just say hutch did it on purpose. Not because
[11:13:40] it's true, but because it, you know, we'll build some resentment and resentment is
[11:13:47] healthy. Okay. Resentment is healthy. Shout out. I love you. Awesome day to day man. Really
[11:13:53] cool. Super fun. 16.2 K subs. Unbelievable. I appreciate all the support and all the love
[11:14:00] guys. I really do. Thank you all so much for all the just being an absolute incredible
[11:14:07] people. I appreciate you guys man. I'll see you guys tonight on peanut stream. Thank
[11:14:10] y'all so much for showing the love dudes truly. You guys are amazing and I love
[11:14:14] Have a great night, have a great rest of your day, and I'll see you guys tonight.
[11:14:18] Much love. Also, no worry who put the L suck my balls. Love you. Peace.