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08-07-2026 · 9h 13m
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This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick
He need a hero
We need a hero
Of course because he has no bitches and no job
He kills whatever we can
Cause again he has no bitches and no job
We need a hero
We need a hero
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Get down, on it
Oh, how you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall
Hit your back, up, up, up to us
Tell me
Oh, how you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall
Hit your back, up, up to us
I heard all the people saying
Get down, on it
You're on it
You really want it
You gotta feel it
Get down, on it
Get down, on it
Come on in, get down on it, baby, baby
Get down on it, get on it
Get down on it, oh, I say keep it on
But what you gonna do?
You gotta get on the roof
I just ran out of toilet paper
And I'm still mid-dirty dude
What should I do?
Like the straight man
Good morning, gentlemen and ladies!
Good morning!
Good morning!
Good morning!
Good morning!
What's going on what happened in a good morning good morning a good morning hello everybody
hello about your we're going on we're going on we're going on good morning the number
one sloth from the Goonies impersonator. It is 835 in the morning. I just I just started.
You jackass. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. I hope everybody
is doing great I hope you nights were fantastic I hope you're ready for a
great day today boys we were in flow state last night absolutely I don't know
why I've turned on the music there's a reason I turned it off we were in flow
style at a flow site flow state last night gentlemen flow state flow state
flow state flow state um not much to report to be honest we just kind of like ran around and just
killed shit last night i don't know um got a couple guns uh this being one of them i want to use
this today at some point. It's gonna be disgusting. Oh, got this about a second or yeah, a second
ammo case last night. So found that and the the markdroom key on streets. So pretty cool.
Pretty cool. Pretty cool. Pretty cool. Pretty excited about it. I don't know if Gav's
awake he's got awake I don't think he is let's see if I can't do this and see if I can
turn the alerts back on I think he is awake good morning Gav good morning good morning Gav you
don't mind can we turn the the alerts back on but no thank you baby but yeah it was a good
night last night man it was fun we had a lot of fun Ranger I don't know what's going on but the
The raids were sort of kind of possibly dead.
The day, how did night go after I got off?
Did they liven up at all?
I know, I figured out he was allergic to ibuprofen.
Oh
Dude be and I'm sorry to hear that man. Well, I hope I hope children's stream helps you man
I hope I hope the stream helps you also chat. I
Don't know if you guys can see
Obviously, we've been hearing a lot of complaints, a lot of bitching a moment and complaining.
We have upped the stream quality across the board.
So we're going to monitor, hopefully, nobody has issues like they did last time.
We upped the what's it called to 1440 on Twitch and we upped it on YouTube as well again
hopefully you know we don't have a lot of people having issues because last time
we did maybe there's been some updates maybe you know people have gotten you
You know, software updates or whatever the fuck.
I don't know.
But hopefully, hopefully there's no issues.
There's a lot of issues.
We're going back into the trenches, okay?
Going back into OBlock.
Hopefully there's no issues and hopefully we're all good.
Hopefully, hopefully, hopefully, hopefully.
Hope is the game not.
Thank you, Dose.
Thank you for trying.
Thank you for trying, Bob.
Here we go.
all right listen we must you know thank you so much for the five gift and Bennett I appreciate
you bro thank you for the love man make sure this is fine all righty we needed clear some
inventory space bro we are running out running out inventory space in a bad way it's so bad
It's so bad. It's so bad. It is so so bad. So bad.
Yeah. Thank you, baby. Love you. All right. Let's sell some shit. Banger.
But you say this is my I woke up 13 minutes ago voice I woke up took a shower
instantly got on stream voice this is what you're hearing I want to sell my
suppressors in case I need them I'm just gonna start ripping ripping cells
Anything that's not like a really good gun or that I can't just build up. I'm just gonna give it up
We already have a bunch of AK-12s. I think we do
No, we lost those see it's like bro, I need I need all these guns man I
Don't want to sell any of them
And I don't want to rip the grips off. Yeah, fuck it. We're ripping the grips off bucket
bucket bucket bucket
We have to
We have to we don't have a choice anymore
We want to keep the amount of guns that we have we got to we got to got to got to
Save us a shit ton of space
I can't do that one.
Yo, this SR25 by the way, absolutely disgusting.
I don't know if you guys have used it.
It is gross, disgusting.
I was using it last night, bro.
It is a laser beam.
Absolutely no recoil.
Just where you're shooting is where the bullets going.
Period.
Just go as fast as you can, Ty.
What up, officer?
Good morning.
Bro, thank you for the fiber, man.
I can't both thank you for the fiber, bro.
Uh-uh-uh.
All right.
That's all good
What's going on my mouse, I hope it's not bugging bro, I fucking hope it's not bugging
We're gonna shed the most we're gonna shed this kid. I just woke up. I do now want to run my best
ammo case true we have two of them we literally haven't used either it's a great
calm
never thought there'd be a world where I'm putting PRS in a fucking ammo case
but here I am
I'm just trying to clean this up so we can get in a raid bro my inventory is just absolutely
shocked
There we go, and we'll sell the rest of this shit
SPT, BT, Magnum, Piranha. Let me sell the rest of this ammo. Actually keep that, PBT or BP, PSSP.
Don't know what any of that is. Sell HP, sell it from JMA5-6. Sell that, sell that, sell that.
the whisper's ass. Oh, this shit. What is this? Yeah. Alright, cool. I'm gonna store
your peepee. Mass! What the fuck? Fun. Alrighty. From with this this morning. Bro, how in the
hell do people already have gold guns by the way how's that even possible
my message is he reads that one sorry I haven't literally I'm like not reading
anything right now I'm just trying to get ready for the raid man apologies
apologies
There we go. That's all good. We got Mads. We got that. We got Splints. We need another
Ivy Profan. Okay, how expensive this shit is, bro. Oh my God, 140k. Fuck you. That's
That's good. That's good. Okay.
Oh, the perks level 25 all around. Yeah.
More to my sweet little peach cobbler. What's your PC specs? Was it first build? Did you build it yourself?
Anything you'd suggest for future shows? Build them one.
StarForge systems, StarForge, this makes StarForge in the chat, they have a bunch of options,
they're the best, all my PCs are StarForge PCs, hashtag sponsor, but they are fantastic.
They are fantastic.
They're absolutely fantastic.
other than when they put an Intel CPU in your comp do not buy Intel
f**k Intel AMD no Intel's no Intel's no Intel's Intel is the devil
what do I need to go I think I need to start my day on woods as sh**ty as that sounds
I only have one question oh you know what you know what we have to do today chat
you know what we have to do today we got to do reserve quests that's what we
got to do as shitty as it is as shitty as it is we got it we got to go to
reserve we got hermetic doors we got raiders locate the food warehouse we
We got a mark tankers, inspected BMPs, eliminated target, okay, all right.
We need RBBT, right?
Or is this RBBT or is this the box down in D2?
I
St. Thank You dose
Some people are capped out of 720 vasts
Why
But they folk why that these
The Bungulator PC build? No, no, no, I don't. I don't. I do not, I do not. I ought to make
him send me one though. Excuse me, I need a Bungulator PC please. There's that. I love
this site by the way I don't know why but I think this site is goaded and so
slept on
literally the most popular site wait actually what's heavily wounded what the
What the fuck happened?
It's my guy rolling in the mud last night?
What happened?
Why am I heavily wounded?
Let's just front plate.
Level 4.
Can't put that in there.
Can't put that in there though.
Let's get in there
So they were the five or good morning already read that yo Brad David the three months, bro
Alrighty, we need markers. We need two markers
Get that out two markers and we're good to go
Finally 1440 while yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I
Hear my markers
The fuck why are they?
I don't know why I don't use that more I
I just want to check one more thing yeah we have to go to D2 I know it's I
I know it's worth, but we do need to go and yeah, I'll buy it fuck it fuck it fuck it
Fuck it
Money's easy, bro
Okay, we ball oh
We need to turn that in
All right to grab milk and we're ready to go. Sorry chat today dude at my inventory is just so shocked
It's like I
Woke up today, and I said to myself before I do anything. I got to do something about all the bullshit. Oh
We also got a tank battery last night was just sick
Are you possibly up and functioning?
You know, I
I'm pretty lucky. I uh, I've always been
able to
Sleep for four or five hours
Six hours max and be good
I don't know
Meth
I should sell one of my good good sales. I don't need yeah
Is there isn't there still a quest though where you have to turn in a gazelle full durability and like low durability or no
Yeah, it's I can tucky blood yeah, amen I work in man I
I will change with age, baby.
I've always been like that, though, man.
Even when I was a kid, I just never slept.
I'm almost the big foe D and I'm still early all the time four to five hours. Yeah
Kentucky illegal meth can confirm
Let's go boys first rate of the day
All right RB BT
Mark the tanks look at the tanks
Mark the fuel tanks look at the regular tanks a lot of shit to do
those two tanks
What's that doing?
Alright, we'll let them do it out.
we got things to do boys we got things to do
definitely gonna have some action down there
and as well as having some action down here I feel like everyone who's on
reserve
is gonna be pretty juicy boys
gonna be some thick sons of bitches
why is your youtube stream restricted what do you mean my youtube stream restricted
I told y'all, bro, anytime we have the quality, shit, fucking breaks.
It's 18 plus.
Again?
What'd I do this time?
I told you I shouldn't have showed my bare ass on stream I told you
I think that's everything.
Get the control room and the bunker, observe.
Wait, finished?
You no longer have to survive for this quest?
Oh, dude, what a blessing.
thank you niggita
we're gonna actually
uh...
going through d2 by choice whenever we're not extracting is a fucking
decision
All right
So next
Next, locate the secret underground bunker exit on the reserve, you can do that later.
Tain the so RBS T
Yeah, do RBS T
Need to be in peace we need to mark the bankers
There's some big boys on this map already I'll tell you that much some monsters
Okay
Their power on TV get Raiders we got a lot to do I'm not too worried about Raiders Raiders will come naturally
I'm just thankful that uh...
I'm thankful that I don't have to survive.
Yeah, absolutely the only approach when it comes to PvE like you can't really go wrong
with learning the map and how to fight AI before you have to fight AI and players.
Oh, you shootin' at me up there.
last night's raid player over there to my left I think this guy on my right
There's a scav on the fucking LMG above.
You gotta be kidding me.
I don't know if I'll actually get off of it.
i'm not sure where it even is
thank you lord for us to push, we're not to kill that scav
also i think the guy that scab killed is actually geared
guys that scab killed is actually geared
damn
scab smoked him and then got off and said my job is done
it's posted
all right
plant this son of a bitch
i hate that it doesn't say that you have to mark the tanks before you get in
the
the
I don't have enough markers now, we're gonna have to come back in with three markers.
Shit.
Ah, probably this is unwatchable at 720p.
I told y'all, man, everybody, everybody was like hutch, up to quality, hutch, up to quality, hutch, up to quality.
So we up to quality and now people can't fucking watch the damn stream.
Look at what you've done.
Well, I think it's something to do with people's phones or...
I don't know.
I told y'all he was big I told y'all he was big
Yeah, this is what we heard early on.
um
I'd like to grab this
this uh...
I like to grab this
this here
beautiful
Alright, so we will have to come back here and mark all this shit.
I should have known.
I thought maybe they changed the quest, but of course the one time I predict the quest
Change, not change.
This is just Twitch.
Yeah, for sure, man. For sure. Your first bullet breaks my arm and my aim just goes
to fucking Narnia. Oh bro fucking bitch. And it's a player scav. It's a player scav
who spawned in with 6.5 express buckshot. You gotta be fucking kidding me. First bullet
breaks my arm and he just gets to shoot me for free. Oh nice little sand on the
gooch to start the day. Beautiful love that yeah I know I hear y'all I hear y'all
just again bro this is the this is the problem about doing the the higher
quality is people are always gonna get fucked over it it blows it the blows
damn it man fuck
pissed
That'll happen battle happen
We'll go there.
Not too sure how bad the recoil's gonna be on this, but we're gonna try it.
I might not be able to get 30s.
I have one.
This is also my mag for the nice one I think.
Yeah, two mags.
Yo, good morning, good morning!
Should be okay.
Grab a grip.
If I can pay, don't give a shit.
Never did.
Hold on, can we do this or is this going to be, yeah, no, tube is not going to work.
if we go here we can do that
we go like this
forty nine recoil with that but it's not gonna work what if we go
here
fifty recoil nasty
is things fucking spitting boys
Beautiful.
Alrighty, we need to bring a shit ton of markers. I think like six markers.
Umm...
We buy all this
Can we go and our five gifted sub all we can nice bro so nice
Give me that milk
Alright, that's that. Let me grab a bag. Oh, we did finish one quest, though, which is nice.
That's our 2M reserve. Obtain the first folder with military documents. What is this? Is this a
That's a key one.
Now it's in the bunker.
Oh, you're right.
This is a free one.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Let me grab this from Prop Daddy.
Bring a shit ton of markers and a lot more people subbing last day holy shit maybe we
do turn it back off Gav.
I thought that today was going to be a lot slower holy shit balls.
Y'all some procrastinators
All right, cool. All right, we got to go do the same thing again, you got to get the other tank RB BT
Let's go oh
Yeah, payday
Yeah, oh officer message me what officer say shit his officer in a raid
Let me see
You
Damn it Google
Type officer type officer don't full screen it type officer
I'm going to get you back here.
There we go. Let's get the
officer in here.
Hi, Hutch. Hey, good morning.
Good morning. Good morning.
Oh, it was a great first raid for
I saw a guy shot a whole mag out of missed every bullet walked up to him and got graced
Mwah with some buckshot to the eyeballs. We love it. We love it. Yep. Yep a little bit of AIDS to start my day
That's how I like it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
No, the way to start it only way to start it. Tell me you have reserve quests
Who you I don't but I'll go there anyway my man my man. I'm at the point where I have 30 reserve quests and I have no choice
You do be like that. Yeah
Good news is if you have anything that you need we can pretty much guarantee find it on reserve
Yeah, I mean
Like I said, I'm not like pushing anything because camp is not important. Yeah
I should know what I get done. I'm just chilling if I were you I went ahead and did it this morning. I bought Red Rebel
Did you I bought Red Rebel we might as well we're gonna need it for shoreline. It's gonna make reserve 10 times easier
It's only two and a half mil and it's gonna go up when people
Get the level to buy it
True
I do it. I pulled the trigger. Oh, yeah, and lighthouse quest will be easier. Oh, man,
oh, man, we have a great day today, man. Si, thank you so much for the five gift and Ziphy,
Elite, Mr. Smokows, Oily, Daily and World. Thank you all so much for the subs. W's
in the chat, man. Justin, Austin, Mr. Smokow, thank you for the tier two, bro. Michael,
with the tier one prime exactly how long you guys for until somebody asks and
then you're like holy shit yeah every day but at this for like that long there's
no way it's really weird for me because I stopped playing ball to do this yeah
and people are like how long you've been retired from baseball for and in my mind I
want to say two three years and then I think about it and I'm like holy fuck
I've been retired for like six years.
I stopped in twenty twenty twenty one five years five years I've been on just twitch
not playing ball and I was streaming for three years before that dude I'm almost pushing
ten years it doesn't even feel like that though it still feels like I don't like
and I'm the new guy on the block.
Yeah.
I've been doing it for almost a decade.
I've been at it since junior year high school, I think.
I'm 29.
It's been a lot longer than I thought.
Tisley asked.
I'm like, let me go back and think.
Yeah.
Well, you want to get some crazy.
I've been doing this.
Obviously, this version of streaming is a lot different,
But I've been doing live stream since I was like 12 years old.
Back on World of Warcraft, I used to carry, listen, it was a genius idea.
Okay, listen to this, this business strategy from a young genius hutch.
I would carry people on World of Warcraft in twos for PVP gear.
And then I would pay them gold.
So I would carry them for free, pay them gold to follow me on Twitch.
And then they would usually take my gold
and then unfollow me instantly.
Yeah.
The genius, genius trap.
You are marketing God.
Yeah, what can I say?
What can I say?
You evolved from that to truck stop bathrooms.
Aaron, I couldn't be more proud of you.
Follow me here.
Please, please, please.
I suck your dick for a five gifted.
Oh man, did you hear what appease allergic to?
Got another one?
What is it?
So number one, morphine.
Number two, ibuprofen.
Oh god.
It was ibuprofen.
It was.
It was.
It was.
Yeah, it was.
Damn.
That's tough.
It's so tough.
That's big tough.
If I got those, I would contemplate re-rolling,
because I'd pop PK so much.
Yo, good morning, everybody.
Good morning.
You played the tutorial on Wardogs and you're already sold, really.
Man, that last raid I played yesterday on Ground Zero, that was stress.
Wow, wow, wow, that was the greatest game I've had all white.
Also, I think we should back it and maybe re-Q or do you think this is normal?
Um, I don't know it says estimate of 430.
So maybe there's just not a lot of people on the map.
Yeah.
But yeah, dude, me too, man.
I, bro, I was just giggling and we live and died.
And I was done.
I was so checked.
I missed my flair that you missed your real shake and bake.
If you may, the old shake and bake, right?
Yeah, I guess we should wait until later in the day to do these quests because there's
so few people playing it.
That makes sense.
It's pretty like, I think the general player base probably lower levels than even I am
right now.
Yeah, I can.
I don't even have any reserve quests.
Yeah.
I'm just trying to think of what we could, I mean I guess there's quests other places.
We don't have to do reserve.
We can do reserve later. Hell yeah. We'll start doing reserve and like and dude.
Somebody said hutch did flaregate.
True. True. True and real. No lies detected. Where do you need to go?
I can go literally anywhere else. I've got you literally every other man
Okay, um, uh
I need sermon well under the ground zero because we got that shit done. Yep
I could definitely do woods. I have a shitload on woods. Do you have a shitload on woods? Okay. I need woods
I need streets
Where's Yager's
banana foster
But I'm faster and this dog.
It was so funny yesterday.
The boys were like, where's this at?
Where's that at?
And I'm like, oh, this is there.
That is here.
Blah, blah, blah.
And they're like, how did you know everything?
And I was like, no, not me.
No, I'm not.
But then I'm fucking faster.
I go shoreline faster.
I can go.
Um, lighthouse, I have a shit ton factory. I have a shit ton. So where do you want to go to start today? Um?
Only thing I can't do is customs. Oh, let's do
Let's do a quick woods. I can get a lot done if we go there
Sounds good. Let me shed this
Val and go something else
I'll go SR it would could be pretty chill. Have you used the SR 25 by the way?
Yeah. Oh yeah. The new one. Yes. I used it a lot on my
perp character before this but. Oh it's yeah. It's good. If you can build it out it's pretty
good. Dude I was using it yesterday man just fucking frying.
All right, let's get in there.
I'm going to grab a couple of water bottles, going to stash of those.
Yeah, I think I just need the blood and Sturman.
Yep, I need that as well.
Where's the obtained proper package on wood?
Is that in that free area?
Yeah, that's in that, yeah, you got to take the BTR to it.
Uh, fuck that.
Maybe.
Operating cash.
If VTR drives to us, maybe.
How much money do I need?
Uh, what?
Nothing.
I'm just gonna bring 100k.
All right, man, man.
I'm sure I have everything I need before we go.
No, I still have not found my allergy, bro.
I don't know.
I have zero clue, dude.
It's fucking crazy.
I'm going to get another marker, fuck.
Markers on markers on markers.
Oh, I need, I'm sorry, one more thing. I need a camera. I need to do the plant the camera at that wood pile.
The one where you have to do Kiba and the wood pile.
Yep, yep.
All right.
Oh, I also need markers.
I need to do.
The circles.
You know, I said I have so much bullshit, officer.
I I lose track and they're all like unknown now.
So I have to remember them.
Yeah, yeah, good morning, brother. Good morning. Happy Friday, everybody.
Sorry, the rates have been spotty. I do. I have so much that it's like I'm trying my hardest to
remember everything and it's impossible. Literally impossible.
Be your.
Be your.
Be your.
People are playing this wipe like the biggest rats.
No, that's just early wipe, bro.
That's just early wipe.
That's how people play the game.
That is how it works, dude.
Yes, chat make sure you guys go and vote for peanut for streamer of the year and the gamer
awards this year.
The big awards like the ones where everybody actually cares about.
You definitely go do that.
That'd be so cool if you could win it.
not a chance why who are you voting for no no no I'm not on there guys it's
listen I appreciate the hutch I love you but listen it's like what he's up for is
the equivalent of like dude I don't even know how to compare it if you have to
first be picked by the whoever the fuck and then out of the people who are picked then
everyone gets the vote. It's kind of like a streamer Grammy for the Oscars. I mean it's
a really cool, you know, I'm not about the whole award system, bro. I don't give a fuck
about any of that. But when one of the homies has an opportunity like peanut does, bro,
we got to support them. We got to support them. If you like me, support my boy. You
know, even if you don't like being up still go support the homie. You know, this is one
of those moments where all of our communities kind of need to gather up and support the support
the big dog. You know, it's very cool. He deserves a man. The amount of hours he put
in, even if you don't like the guy, like you can respect how much fucking time and
effort and and how much he puts in his dreams and how many 24 hours he's done this
I mean brother the Ark Raiders like where he went from the start of this year to the end
I don't mean to suck that
Not a bad spawn, I do need to go to the kinks
I mean guys he deserves it, he really does
I need to go right over here to the right real quick and mark this circle if we can do that
Of course, of course, we'll just loop around
Sweet
Mods, can we link that, uh, the vote, please?
The poll?
Also, I just sent it to my chat, officer's chat as well.
Vote for P for streamer of the year.
Make sure you guys go, take five minutes out of your day and go vote for the homie.
Here you go, officer, here's your payment for coming over here, it's a little, it's
a little, a little, a little bang right here.
Oh
It's a bear there's a marker saying in here, too
I mean guys, I don't listen buddy call me a dick right or all you want, bro
You all know I ride and die for my boys when Summit was up for it. We were doing the same thing
Six years ago in front of 300 people that I'm gonna do in front of 5,000 now. I mean I don't I don't care
Whatever
Well, it's gonna get quick ones to link in the kick chat as well, please. Thank you
a few things to vote for oh yeah I don't give a fuck about any of the other votes
I could get all like you know it's popular to like the unpopular it's popular
the best unlike so popular that's it up we got this shit brah
that's our 25 is the loudest shit I like it oh bro yeah I didn't even think
about that on fucking woods every one of their mothers gonna hear it's coming
Actually knock out like three quests actually I got to run down here and hit this convoy
I still gotta do that shit.
Sounds good.
Oh!
Guy on the beach.
Uh, scab.
Actually, let me hear him with my mold and fuck this guy.
And then I'm just gonna shoot some scans in the legs, yup.
I'm telling Chad, I'm like, you know, if I ran solo, I could probably catch up and
Just keep grinding out glass, but it's so not fun to just run solo straight. It's not
I feel the exact same way. It's like I could I could sit there play nothing but solos
Get to level 40 and whatever the fuck. Do you run across the river? Yeah? Yeah, I'm going towards you said camp
But I mean bro, it's just like I don't know much rather just kind of chill
Yep
Thank you, I have fun and lose for eight hours straight then grind and be bored out of my mind. That's why we play with lemon
Yep. Yep
Speaking of which is that bastard getting on this morning? He's supposed to he said and I quote I have an update tomorrow
So I'll be on all day
Mm-hmm
There's that stupid weather tower thingy he probably I mean guys if we check the migration routes of the local birds near lemon
Yeah, that's important. It's very important to him. He might be looking for birds this morning
Yo, can I be honest with you as well? I've been watching that documentary
And it's good, don't get me wrong, it's good and it's whatever, but it really just boils
down to a couple of pot heads driving around and looking at birds, that's all.
That's all it is.
And it's a two hour documentary of just them being high tracking down birds in any
way possible.
It's interesting, but the way Lemon was explaining it, you know.
I thought it was gonna be the greatest thing since sliced bread and it's good, but it's
It's not
It's not the craziest thing in the world
What guy here?
I'm not fucking dead sick. So sick. So sick.
So fucking sick, dude.
That sucks, bro. There's just no way for me to fucking peek up above you. He's dead.
I'll grab your shit.
I only shot him in the face like four times, but it's fine.
Damn it, man.
I'll grab everything and just reset.
I also hate when somebody spam fires you and only connects with one shot and that one
shot that connects fucking headshots you.
He is good.
He's spam firing missed literally every shot but one.
Yep.
It's... it's AIDS.
It's ass and titties.
Yep, I got kind of cuck cuz I went to ADS scope is zoomed in
Yeah
Alrighty I'm gonna have helmet have phone gun is that cool? Thank your armors not the greatest. Yeah, it's fine
Well, it's also bad because like I see you you're in the 1v1 and I could just run up
but at the same time like the amount of times I'm shooting at someone and a teammate will
run up like next to me and I can't move and then it's just such a hard call to make
and of course the one time I don't just sprint up there and you just get head
I'd be like that sometime yeah adrenaline check am I allergic I'm allergic to
adrenaline well you know you found one first allergy you know that's a great
one to be a little bit so great that is so great I never use adrenaline oh my
gosh okay hey there's my one and it's a
fucking great one
w all right mods can we update the
exclamation mark allergies we know it's
adrenaline now maybe it won't be as bad
as I thought and be honest I just
figured there was nobody up there so I
I was running up there, a little unprepared, and I just hear a box close, and I'm like,
alright, they're having a good death here, I come.
I got a twig to hide behind, sick cover, and second guessing the whole, they're allergic
to water apple juice and crude times you said I got that week as soy boy bloodline
hahahahha
oh wow so like if you are allergic to a stem you quite literally can't use that stem it's
not even it's not like oh I'm just gonna use it anyways like it it's not you
damn well I don't brother I didn't know what to expect this is my
I will choose the missus is gonna be pissed
So we have he has ibuprofen morphine unknown
gimmick has peas
Lemon has water and most is other thing that he's allergic to water and something else
And you don't know any yet. I don't know any of mine Wow
Yes peanut is allergic to ibuprofen and morphine
Bro, if I got those allergies, I would be so sad. Oh
gimmick has the Snickers bar and
peas
That's all as terrible
Oh. Yeah, that is.
live it as rabies
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can run to the top arc streamers. I
Don't know offense to anybody, but I don't even stream arc
I don't I don't know where that came from. That was my first raid. So it was
Yeah, absolutely
It said pretty to like last month or something it had to have been my 24 seven stream complete TV
That's the only thing I can think of is it had to be my 24 seven stream because I definitely did not play
Look at the 10-hit count on a man.
This is why I don't trust 556.
I just don't.
Yeah.
That's a 7-6-2 or 3-0-a, bro.
I just shoot until their body hits the floor and hope
that it happens sooner than they drop me.
Damn.
What did you say you got on my helmet?
Gun, helmet, headphones, mags,
Loose ammo. Okay. Perfect.
I'll have to sell some stuff soon. I've spent like three mil today. I'm just shit that
I wanted not needed.
The press around SR 25?
Mm-mm.
No, I don't want it to be loud,
but I also would much rather it be loud
than have the fucked up ergonomics.
The Ergo on the, or on the suppressed SR 25
is so disgusting that I would just not use the SR 25
and I want to use it.
When time did I start?
I started this morning at around 8 a.m.
8.30 of a play test.
Is it scary?
Can you stream it or is it like you're not allowed to stream it, play test?
Yeah see like I hope you guys enjoy it man I'm not gonna play it I want to
experience it with chat
Let's do this.
You just take back.
All right, we have a scav house if you want we could swing right and what do you have
to do again?
Uh, one of them if we go right I can do I gotta mark the weather station thing so I'll
just do one over here.
Beautiful.
Um, I gotta also get that vial anyway.
Cool.
I have the opposite direction, so
Well, we go over here at those two camps, but you mark this I'll mark the circle
We'll check for stern pussy and then
Grab bile and then just march across the map good news is we have the other side extract so kind of works out good
Yo
I
Fixed a cam what's wrong with the cam? Oh
You're it's the wood stuff bro. This is why no one plays woods and I hate woods it fucks with everything
It makes the stream so grainy. We have been asking them to fix this really fucking up the free drops, huh?
What do you mean?
Oh, yeah, it's such a missed opportunity.
Yeah, I don't know why they're not doing the free drops every day.
I don't know, I don't know.
I think, I hope that the...
You good?
Yeah.
Shoot scabs.
I hope that they do that for the next couple of days with the other drops.
Somehow, Tarkov lets all of the next week and a half of drops be the same free drops.
It's such a missed opportunity.
Yep.
I'm still just marching towards both the circle.
Yeah, happy.
No, you can't just make the bit rate higher.
There's a certain limit that you can get the bit rate to on YouTube.
Yes, we could on YouTube because YouTube actually cares.
So Twitch, they care more about hot tubs
than they care about my stream and the bitrate
that I can get it to.
So no, Twitch, you're just kind of screwed.
Oh, I also need to do Wi-Fi camera in the wooden bloke.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that one's horrible. Yeah, there's one on the docks like you just sit there and pray
Yeah, not fun
Uh, I don't really stream on twitter much
I
For me personally man, I like there to be a certain experience
It's the same reason why our YouTube gets new you know, we play music even though we're not allowed and we shouldn't
If I streamed on Twitter bro that talk successful, I wouldn't even have my chat open it would just be live
You know, I think that's what he does
I I just I don't want to do that
to be coming down.
Well one thing I'm learning with this wife, and I'm loving Tarkov, I'm having so much
fun so don't take like what I'm saying is me complaining it's just partly game
to me but the d-sync is really bad really really really really bad now I
don't know if it's because I just haven't played in a while or if it's
because you know it's worse I don't know which one but the d-sync is
absolutely fucking disgusting and I don't know why
like if there's one thing that has helped me get like do better it's just
pre-firing everything you hear them and you think you're gonna see them soon
say that start shooting it start shooting be willing to shoot 30 bullets and
hit absolutely nothing just in case they swing a corner or they're you
know about to hold an angle on you and you're holding an angle just just shoot
bro just start fucking blasting like on that left side it's finicky yeah
okay lead the way Jose
let you do thing oh honestly we could just reset okay already over here I don't
have anything left on this side of map. Kind of a bad spawn to my other quest. I use V and
B for leaning. I don't use Q and A. I think No General is one of the best parkour players
that exists, set it best like if you can't walk in a circle while leaning back and forth
the dodge bullets, your lean keys are not good.
If you can't do this while you're shooting, they're not good.
Don't have this extract.
Down to the other end we go.
do it and no general doesn't use VNB some it's the one who put me on VNB no
general is just the one who said that statement I think he uses his mouse keys
to lean I remember you know as goofy as our friend peanut is sometimes I really
do think that his idea to add gambling in the I doubt is a great idea oh yeah
Yeah, bro, are you kidding me?
Fuck yeah.
Anything that makes people want to risk.
I feel like everybody-
Well, they're not saying that.
Like, when you're having a bad time,
you wanna take a break from Rage,
instead of getting off, you can sit there and gamble.
Fuck yeah.
Absolutely.
Hey man, I made four million rubles today.
I'm gonna gamble this shit.
So, we used the BNB because of CS, NAPI, it was like five years ago, six years ago,
we were playing and we were talking about like holding a peak with Q&E while trying
to like walk back so like whenever you're holding a peak like this being able to walk
back on that peak while holding like E and then hitting A it's just it's just
difficult and he was trying to come up with keybinds and he said he thinks that
he was gonna use V and B and I thought he said he was using Z and B so for like
Three months my key binds for my leans were Z and B because I didn't hear him say V and B
And I remember I was bitch and complain like a motherfucker
I didn't know how was it muted, but I would bitch and complain
I was like, bro, I can't take this and he was like what I was like, bro
Z and B for leads are terrible. He was like, why the hell are you doing Z and B?
It was off man. Fuck is what it is you weird bastard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, not my brightest moment
No, I'm not playing war dogs not until they they allow me to play it on stream
Nope
I'm nothing against the game. I'm looking forward to playing it whenever it does come out, but you know
You know if I'm gonna go and enjoy something. I want to enjoy it with the homies and have you guys watch it and all this
Experiencing that game for the first time. I'm not gonna go and play on private servers
Under an NDA that I have to sign a contract for God forbid I slip up on stream and say something
They consume me or some other bullshit now. I'm not doing any of that. No, thanks
No Sanko, no Sanko, the clown is noping us.
Shit.
I gotta mark that at some point. Alright.
What's this?
Little T3.
Oh, bro, I gotta do some fucking therapist questioning. Oh, shit.
I need these keys man gas station storage key gas station
I'm just going to buy that key any idea where I can get ZB 14 chat is that a trade at all
or no it's a trade where you'll by chance of ZB14 do you ZB14 no I do not well would
Be nice.
And you already got Ghostion done, right?
No, I don't even have that question.
All the logistics, sorry.
No, I do not.
OK, I'm going to hold on to this key, then.
I was going to sell it for some extra cash, Cheba.
But I wouldn't keep.
I wouldn't keep.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
No problem.
Me drinking we go back in
Alrighty, I think all my woods tasks other than killing sermon is over so it's sermon if we're hearing those shots
I'm just gonna sprint at them if we don't
Now I'll just chill
Sounds good sounds good. I should get a good chunk of them done this raid. So if I go somewhere else after this
I am down. Yeah, good
Double check. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, thank you guys so much for the five gift.
It's boys.
I appreciate you guys, man.
Enjoy the drops.
Enjoy the Fridge, the Walnut, and the Dog Tag, guys.
Appreciate you guys, man.
Also YouTube like the street. Oh, do we actually get 18 plus fucking
halted
A restricted video based on community guidelines
What the fuck
And you can't super chat dude, does YouTube hate me?
Yeah, there's some YouTube rep that's like, I fucking hate hutch.
Yo, buttermilk, angry, blunder, macagus, pits, XRP, dark, MC, heated, chasing, and Sarah,
thanks so much for the five or OG, thank you for the five gifted men.
It is the last day to get the gifted drops, guys, so if that is something you're interested
in, I don't care if it's me or whoever, but definitely grab them.
I think they're worth it.
If you have it, I definitely do it.
Yeah, it's lemon supposed to be getting on today. Yeah, I did. I love our little morning
day. It'll plant my shit. Got officer got lemon pee. Sometimes we'll join us off stream.
Bro, it's such a it's so much fun. Appreciate you, Greg. Let's love bro. Appreciate you
being in the stream.
Can we pin the voting stuff for Pee and all the chats, is that possible?
Yeah, lemon's a fucking dumbass and I love them
JX try and connect to your Wi-Fi, my home
For the people who are experiencing this trim of 1440 today, is it nice? Obviously on woods it's gonna be ass, but
Yeah.
I'll stay outside of the hole.
I will watch over your hall, good sad.
Yeah, watch over my hall.
Oh yeah.
I don't know if that's a player or if that's Sturman shooting right now.
sounds weird from down here so I could give you a flying opinion
it could just be a scavo
nice move towards the plane that's
not too far away I think he's up
all right start running towards the whatever the hell
Go check for Sturman if you want I just want to take a quick gander
Honestly if you just wanted to continue doing your question you do that too you don't have to come with me if you don't want to
Got a player in front of me
Where are you at?
run towards Sturman
Doesn't seem very geared
I'm at the plane at the moment. Oh, yeah, that sounds like Steeringman. Yeah, I lost that player. Damn it
I
You know I see a player in front of me. I'm walking behind them knowing that at any moment he'll just stop his feet
And be able to laser beam me in the face
It's the best
Be careful as you're walking past fine. I mean duty could be anywhere over there
I'm going on the opposite side go towards my quest, but
That's you
If you need me, let me know I'll come running sounds good
I'm not worried about killing Sherman, I mean I might die whatever but after he's dead
Yeah
Yeah, that's the worst part
Go one player
Good work
I'm gonna go back to the back.
Got one guard.
Good work.
Sherman dead.
I'm sick, they're counting for me.
It's crazy, I'm halfway across from the happennix, it still gives me the kill.
There's no shit in there, I'm so friendly.
of
the
of
the
Yeah, I'm Muslim and you're running in.
I'm not going to risk chat staying in that area and just getting fucked for looting that
guy.
I mean, dude, that Mosa guy could have walked over there one time he was looting the guard.
We have no backpack.
We have.
Pick our way.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, we do.
Where you at right now?
I am at the roadblock that I have to, the convoy.
Gotcha.
We can't chat.
We have to turn this key in.
I'm looping back around.
Oh, you don't have to go to it again if you don't hit it.
Now, that's crazy.
Yeah, it's a nice-
They don't really put this shit on easy mode, man.
I love it.
I think they're putting it on not so fucking AIDS mode.
Yeah.
They're releasing the grip on our balls just a little bit.
Just a hair.
Instead of a vice, it's just a strong, hairy, burly command grasping our nutsack with both
hands.
That's right.
Still a good amount of squeeze, but not too hard.
Not too firm.
Nope.
Nope.
It's the same thing. You don't want the on reserve the quest
We have to go to all the bunkers and then extract if you die you have to start it over
Yeah, now you don't even have to extract
That's crazy
Yeah, thank you guys so much for all the subs man
Appreciate you guys. Thank you all for the love you said can't how people like to hang out here
Play like your solo. I'm gonna be honest. I need to get this sermon key out. Oh
You're good Chad is the sermon key have to be founded right? I
Think it does I
Know if they that's another thing that they changed. Yeah, it does. Okay. Yeah, I'm playing like an absolute bus master
I do not want to have to come on him again
Yeah, I'm right over. I'm off to your left.
Oh, I see you. Yeah.
I'm linked up with you.
I just got to plant the last, uh, fuel thing for ragman.
ZB14, I got to plant my other isker. I almost took his nipples off.
All right, wonderful. I'm with you, bobs.
gorgeous gorgeous
gorgeous
I was going to sleep there
just got a bit over there
well I didn't loot any of the guards so I just took the SVD and the key and got off the body and ran
So I guarantee you, if somebody grabbed that SVD, it's just letting that fucking puppy sing.
Or, I mean, I only killed one garden sermon, so there could be one more guard up, maybe.
Oh, somebody just took flair.
Yep.
720p here nice square picture make sure you're connected to Wi-Fi brother you
could also always go to I think quit or a kick in YouTube how is your guys is
looking got away we upgraded everything across the board yeah I know
You two 1440 as well
I'm just pushing forward towards the extract
Rates have been good just warming up man warming up first raid week I do a shotgun
kind of sucked a little bit but I do need scabs so if you see any up here I'll let you take point
grab that shit
I was part of it bro
you going down there to plant water?
yep
I
So loved not having to go into my inventory to get the place to come back up. Yeah, yeah, open up. Yeah, open up your pocket real quick
Oh the game looks really good stand is still yeah
All right, that's another one done. Hell yeah, hell yeah.
They're popping off up there.
At this point, I think people are just shooting to shoot.
Like, I got a gun. Pop, pop, pop.
Or again, it could be that one guard that I didn't kill,
just absolutely railing the map.
Nice crew. Nice crew.
There was a guy over there with a mosein,
So he could just be an absolute hell
Put him through the ringer. Yeah, just just he's trying to hit a shot and every time he peeks they're taking his armor
Very likely
I'm just gonna head on over to the extract
Shootin' his legs faster
Fuck it, I supposed to be able to see the asshole
Yeah, you can leave if you want I'm just gonna
Yeah, I'm peacein'
Yeah
getting sermon and the key and living i mean bruh that's all i could ask for
it's a huge quest dump for your boy
oh fuck i thought we wanted to hear it's your extract
hi baby
i'm all good yeah please i'll take a uh a p raid
Purple.
Thank you, babe.
I love you.
Whatever, I'm drinking vodka. Hopefully I'm not allergic.
Oh, fuck!
Oh my god, I'm dead. Oh my god.
Slayer at the other side of Extract.
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
today's not my day hutch. Today's not my day dawg.
The most guy that got away.
Of course. The second I leave, your leg gets broken and a player comes and fucks your ass. Are you kidding me?
Yep. Yep.
Yeah, awesome. Thank you so much for the 25.
Yeah, absolute legend, bro.
I appreciate the love.
Go get some love in here for Austin with the 25.
Insane, man. Thank you, dude.
At least the quest sites did still count.
Yeah, look at the positives.
Yeah. Yeah.
Can't be mad about it.
Yeah, and we don't have to go back to woods.
You know?
Nope.
That's a gift for them itself.
Yeah, take a little puff of that.
kind of flavor we got today. It's like strawberry, strawberry pina colada. Oh, gosh. Nice. Oh,
that's painful. Yeah, I'm sorry you didn't see that. It's a little painful. I wish I
I was there boss. We move on. We move on forward forward. We much
Yep, yep. I can go I go streets. I'm gonna go get some streets. Do you like yeah, we do streets?
Yeah, I love streets. All right. We just go straight. Yeah, dude. It really I feel like streets is our map, you know
Yep, yep. I feel like streets is that is that that that sweet spot if you may
I need to use specific guns on streets. Let me take you into here.
What quest unlocked M855 for you?
Tier three on just getting peacekeeper.
Peacekeeper tier three, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah. Also, I bought the real estate key so we can go get that one done.
And as well, like I thought I had to use a specific gun here, but I might have done this with P5SD on Woods Ground Zero Interchanger Customs.
So I do have a customs quest, eliminate Raiders, Vodka, and CB14, I'm gonna be
hitting fucking now what's it called? That's cool. Damn it! I needed to stash
gold chains in the cabin. Fuck, fuck, I forgot about that too. Yeah. Oh there's
just too many, there's too many. Yep, just too many quests man, too many
requests. Not our fault. Yeah. Alrighty. So I need to go to
Ballerina. I need to get that key go up top find the find the
guitar pick. And then I need to go to the debtor. I have the
debtor. I thought I bought it yesterday. I have not one not
two but three directors office keys. Let me sell these.
Well, they ain't worth nothing.
We have some pain in the balls tasks out of the way.
Well, they're already not worth nothing.
I'm not fucking...
Messaging by hutch and never get away from those messages
But I got to read chat dude stop eat all my stop eat all my messages
fellas want to talk
My bad, my bad my bad
Tommy
Sorry about that. Yep. Yep. You let that guy know from me
Count his fucking days
You let him know that hutch said to count your fucking days bitch
They have fellas
I thought I had I do okay cool. We have real estate managers off the ski, but we can do that as well
Which is huge
We ever figure out that one quest that we couldn't figure out the other part of no, but I'm gonna look it up right now
So I want to get it done. Yeah, well it wasn't on the wiki. So unless the league's been updated since yesterday
Let me ask the rest. Let me ask the all-knowing motherfuckers
Where's the dead rat?
Do we have to get into check 915?
Streets and Tarkov, hope that helps die.
I
Love you baby pinewood 206 pinewood 15 check 15
I have pinewood wolf wolf. I trust wolf wolf says check 15
So check 15
How much is that
It's probably gonna be crazy expensive I don't think it's let me look it up
Yeah, I don't even know if you can get it on play
Check 15
one point
Four million
Tell me about right
How much money you got five point seven bill
but I don't have access to keys yet because my level 25 so unfortunately I can't purchase
what I do for the squad give me a moment how many let X's do I need actually how many let
X's do you need I think for total unless they've changed anything for quest for total
for quests and hideout I believe. I don't care about hideout. Chat's saying two. All right,
want to let X, get sold. I'll sell all my dog tags. Let me liquidate, give me two minutes
and i'll buy this bitch
there's a million there
What do I not need green batteries so all of our greens.
Can't sell green bats yet.
I need these for a quest I believe.
What's your intel going for?
I mean, Intel's, do I have two Intel's?
200,000 per for these.
And then we come over here.
Who do I do the Bitcoin train with?
Is it mechanic and by a Tetris.
We also have that.
All right, let's buy it man.
We can always as well sell the key after we're doing that.
All right, officer.
I'm letting you know this right now. Yes, we're hitting this right and then I'm selling it immediately after and no one else in our group is using it
Beautiful. I love it. Yeah
I got by some water especially lemon, it's right, it's right especially him
fuck that guy fuck that guy
amen
I'm gonna have to switch guns, I don't have a matey brad to run this anymore
I used it all last night, fuck
I'm going to talk.
Chad, we'll go to a place.
Super poor because I've got to get specific kills with specific weapons and those weapons
are ass.
So you do what you got to do, but don't expect a whole lot out of me.
Unless we run into a teammate team six.
I am going to green flare.
I'll use it.
Do you still have that underground key?
Yeah.
Because I do have that watching you quest.
All right, I'll bring that in.
Case we end up near that.
I
Will bring that in as well
Bring a huge backpack so that we can loot to or this one to be a long long one
Until we start getting pushed by players gas then we run for our lives. Yep. Yep
You'd have the bleed stoppers
No, no, you got okay. So you need just double checking. You need negotiation room, right? Or no, I don't think so. I think this, I think the only one I need right now, key wise for me is the underground, the one in the parking garage, underground parking garage, utility, utility parking, utility room key.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Let me grab a green flare as well.
Might as well, but that's pretty smart.
You should bring one too.
Yeah, I got one.
Just in case I get gas
Just in case I get gas, you know, I'd love to be one of those fuckers who find these types of keys, you know what I'm saying
Yep, yep
Move it here throwing everything I got throw my my bussy out for lucky and it ain't doing Jack diddily nothing for me
wrong key, wrong key, wrong key, wrong key, wrong key, wrong key, wrong key, wrong key.
What is it wrong key?
What key is it?
And he's calling it under brown word.
Any concord is security.
Makes you odds.
I got that as well.
We're good.
And a foster, you know, and a foster.
Thank you. Thank you, Jeff. Thank you, Wolf. Tell Hutch to not get banned on YouTube today.
I've already gotten 18 plus age restricted. I've been live for two hours. They've already
nuked me. That's crazy work. Anyone who wants to watch my YouTube has to sign into their
account and verify their age. I mean, at that point, just fucking kill me. Ridiculous.
I use because I say the word retarded or because we were talking about crack today.
You know what they say, man?
You can go on YouTube shorts, scroll and see a guy butt naked throwing paper into a toilet
like he's LeBron James.
But if Hutch is saying a word that they don't agree with, they nuke him.
Makes sense.
It makes sense.
It is when I stream on YouTube, but YouTube feels like such a pain in the ass from a streamer perspective.
It is. But it's worth it. It's always worth it.
I, uh, Peanut was the one who made me do it and...
Yeah. He's been trying to convince me, but I just don't know what I'm doing with YouTube.
You just hit the live button if you need help see it is set up.
I can get you a guy to help you and I'm just have that you have and you just set
up where literally bro like there's no difference.
I have a multi chat called pro chat now that combines everything.
So I see kick YouTube and Twitch all together and then you have something on
your OBS where it's just all three and you hit live, live, live done.
So I got to do now.
It helped, you know, with days when we did our Halo stream marathon back in the day,
but like, man, that is a lot.
Yeah.
I think the most annoying thing, everything is annoying.
Kick every morning, you have to enable certain things.
Like just the other day, I got shit removed on kick, which is why I had to jump off
because I didn't enable multi-streaming.
The kick page you just hourly and I didn't enable the multi-streaming so they fucking banned me
I was like, alright, I gotta figure this out
You know on YouTube you have to every single day when you start your stream you have to grab your stream code
You know the one on Twitch where it's like forever
Yeah, which is annoying as fuck
I
Can you see this nope, I can't see it boss
Big money big money big money no whammies right here, bro. This is look right here
All right, I want positive
This up this up eat that
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
No, you can have it, you can have it.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, take it back, take it back.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
That stupid thing off, that there.
Alright, well, it was a P90.
I can't complain with a black keycard.
You can have P90 if you want it.
I will take.
I'm not a spaceport anyway.
I don't think there's anything else.
See anything he didn't just that knife, but it's a shitty knife. Yeah
Let's be one nine three rounds three of them wow way
Let's get the fuck out of here. I got an ammo case out of here yesterday
Her scab you need scabs
worth it because without ps12b it's worthless bro the bullet travel is so bad
yep bullet travel takes forever and everything out guns you so unless you're killing in two shots
which is what ps12b does ps12a is fucking straight titty i need to go left for ballerina key
your shots straight out almost in the street opposite side but yes chef
the
the guy laying down
ocean where hope not
way down the and and i think it's just a body
broke a
right here
afraid the shots have been in this building I
Don't think they were okay. I think it was this next street over sounded pretty far
All right, I'm gonna grab
It's check 15 in front of us. What's check 15 at check 15 is in the building over there
Towards cabins
hold the wall building hold the wall building hold the oh okay
I'm gonna run up top real quick and go grab this guitar pick all right don't die
boss there's people over here they just kicked the door at the top of style
I'm probably gonna come through that door.
Maybe I did it? What did I hear?
Look at the scab.
It have been yeah, no I'm first one here which makes sense because I guess I got the key
At you running in come up to you and come to you careful. They could have been someone who just ran in
Where you at I'm up top in style of it
Okay, okay
Yeah, I hear something my side I think it's just a scab though
But where is this oh is this in the cup their cup right here in the jacket, oh
But where the fuck is this?
That's to be on the other side
my shot in a second my crazy might be crazy behind the square oh bro like yeah I'm so happy
to add the fucking question that you just got that yeah just killing scabs I'm really
Yeah, you're a little asshole.
I need one more sniper scav as well. So, yeah, I'm gonna look out for those guys.
Alright, I'm coming down to you now.
We got it.
Alright, we got check 15 now.
I have this crystal right here I've grabbed a piece of mail yeah it's gonna be
right in your left right here I think it's got different spawns right here
All right, I'm gonna go check the pig fucking room
All right, I can stop using this piece of ass all this
All right, do you want to go check 15?
Oh, yeah, give me one second. I'm gonna load a magnetist. Hey, thank you so much for the ticket to man matrix
Thank you for the fiver and the shotgun if you run your players
So you get shotgun kills on scabs
Yes, two pigs going after it sorry. Oh
No, you're good. You're good. I need to combine a lot of shit. Oh, you're good
You hear footsteps probably scab though
of
death
of
death
of
How you use those specters I would rather I
Would rather use a pko6 over a specter any day of the week
Careful
I got used to them because they forced all the good scopes into arena wrap. Yeah
So lately it's just been easier to grab a specter and call it a day.
Of course I run out of stamina as I turn the most deadly corner in this building.
We found our first allergy today, Adrenaline, which is not a bad one to be allergic to at
all.
Hey, you might be able to pop that.
This seems to be the popular spot so far.
Yeah, I wonder why.
Do you think it's because everyone's just trying to stay away from everybody else and
on like the edges of the map?
Must be.
oh my gosh that was a let X
I
So ST is that a shit round I think it is right. It's okay early white, but yeah, it's not great
Yeah, I'm par with him in 5'5".
Oh, with this room, I might actually keep this key. This might be worth some money.
Hey!
Yeah, there's some loot in here.
Bitcoin?
That'd be coins.
There'd be money bags.
I can't stand the fuck, yeah.
We'd like to see a phone.
Alright, never mind.
Paid for itself.
Oh yeah, already paid for itself completely.
completely
One here no
Gold chain Desmond magnets
Military what'd you say bird?
Hey great here. Oh, thank you
Where's that quest that we didn't get it?
Yeah, what the food?
that well looks like I I was baited absolutely baited I mean it worked out
but it wasted our time it's time with 206 oh my gosh I'm with 213 you made me
He spent 1.6 million and you were wrong!
Luckily it paid for itself, fuck you!
206 is unlocked though.
Oh, that makes it so much better.
All good.
I knew there was a big coin in there!
I guess we can drop out the other side.
I'm out.
I'm dropping out, cad-side.
I'm above you.
Are you down there?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay, all right, well if we got to go hotel we might as well go this way
You kind of need to hit the ambush spots though
You're talking about the one on the road right not the one inside all
Oh, bro, you're trying to hold them.
Okay, how about we come back for that?
Yeah, yeah.
Because I don't want to lose this guitar pick
and have to redo that process.
Yep, yep.
Need a drink real quick.
Plants warm.
And then we can just, where are we leaving out of?
No, we're extracts.
Oof.
Oh, well, I hear Skedad, he's fucked up, he's not dead, and I'm gonna back off, I've got a heavy
around on us. You just pop PKs and run out there, bro. I mean, I don't think you're
going to hit daddy.
I ain't going to be just fine.
Ready?
Street.
they still out there
also surviving in the head
we love that
alright you ready you got pkroll
uh... i don't have any but that's fine it's fine
let's just go
We can get a damaged house for this one, got a audio right, that's a player, yeah, yeah
that's him, he hit daddy, he sure fucking dead, instantly, I'm so over it dude, I'm
I'm so over it.
You didn't have anything in your bag, right? Nothing worth the damn?
No.
Nothing I had is really worth shit.
Well...
I don't want to riddle me this, you want to riddle me what the fuck just happened on my screen?
This gracious, bro. What the fuck is my bullets guy?
Oh, it sucks, bro. I literally saw him ADS. I turned around and he just shoots one bullet and it graces your fucking face.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
One of those days.
fucking player scab's been
yeah it read just fucking disgusting but
I don't know what's going on we were talking about earlier that it read in like the dc this wife has been the worst side I remember
It's always been bad. Maybe it's one of those where it's like...
You just don't really remember how bad it is until you start playing it again.
That did sound pleasant.
They didn't know I'm... wait, how did they know I'm here?
Good question.
How the hell did you guys know I was here?
Hey, how'd you know I was in here?
Oh, got it. You don't think I can get the pass?
At least what?
I said you don't think I can get the pass?
I'm not sure if you can pass. Let me ask my buddies.
Come on boys, let the big dog pass. Come on.
uh these guys aren't not very friendly i don't think they're very good guys i'm sorry
okay
I'm going to push how many angles do you need to get this party started.
All right.
I'll take it.
get this guitar pick out
the
but it's got the sounds like
I'm fucking run.
Yeah, two there's like four of them.
Yeah, yeah, there's so many of them.
Yeah, not a good situation.
I just heard stuff and just do do do do do do do do do do.
I think they realized that they could probably kill me,
but I was gonna get at least one of them.
I was gonna take at least one person down to hell with me.
I got the backpack, we're good.
I got at least one desk done
Yeah
That sucks that sucks. We just can't stay there so long. That's the issue like
Streets is not a map we can do like 10 tasks on and get out of the last minute
Player scabs are the death of that
They start pouring in it's like
Chalk it up is over
I don't know how did you did you see if you had he though? I don't know how he ricocheted an m80
Even I thought like maybe he's gonna have a little he's literally screamed
It was like scab his character was like
And I could only see his head there was blood so I shot him in the head yeah
Same with that AI scab that walked by
I don't know what it is about the AI scabs lately man
They're tanking, they're tanking like a motherfucker.
Like I'm fighting Rishala's guards.
You turn this shit.
Got any idea who wants the guitar pick?
Look.
Why click through every task I always do.
That's Ragnar.
Alright.
Shit.
I just sold my cock.
Fuck.
I sold my cock for this damn key that I didn't need you, motherfucker!
What is that why why did I get that?
That's just him bribing me. I don't understand this what can I
Do you?
Chad, what do you guys think?
Do we keep this key or do we sell it?
See, it's gonna go up in price.
Yeah, we'll keep it though.
We will keep, we will keep.
I wonder, can I buy surf kids yet?
No, 35 for survival kits.
That's fucking insanity.
Higa's only 300k right now?
Wait, what?
I must be spawning like motherfuckers.
Oh, it sells more to Yeager. God, uh...
Where you want to go boss where you want to go?
Where you want to go boss where you want to go? Oh
I'm gonna go back to streets. Yeah, I like to yeah
So I've got a kill
Scav if I can lose some of those rooms
rooms. Sniper scav. I feel sniper scav. I still need to go into we both need to go into
the hotel and not the hotel the fuck whatever it's called room. So need red bile. And we
got a lot to do. I'm in. I'm in bumps. Where's the surveillance spot? You know what that
is your shirt just look it up. Surveillance the quest. Watching you. I thought that was
the underground one. No, no, that's the one that's in the hotel next to the extract,
the flare extract. Oh, right. Well, banana foster then. Watching you. I don't remember.
You have that one. I do. All right, cool. So we do that as well. 215 pinewood. I
that key fuck yeah all right so we got 250 pinewood watching you it looks like
we just need to go to the fucking hotel that's the main spot let's do it I'll be
our goal the pave drops for five gifted you are getting this item here which you
can use to store your drinks you're getting this for your dog tags and you're
getting this for your money. Which is actually pretty sick because you can rock
these wallets. The difference between wallets is this right here. Typically you
probably want to use this in your stash to hold your money, but the only problem
is I just realized it only holds USD which fucking blows. But hopefully they'll
change that. Oh! Hopefully they'll change that.
It's actually ass why do they why do they make it only hold usd what the fuck
The other two are good at least I'll be right back and use your restroom
Jack give me your shades
you
you
you
Let's go.
Yeah, this is my old school Tarkov playlist.
It's like four years ago.
I was tired of listening to the same music we've been listening to for like the past
five days, so I just scrolled on my Spotify to like a thousand press play.
We should probably go this way, this is a little bit safer.
We should get up this ramp, bruh.
This ramp is the scariest part about this whole route.
I cannot down many times, I've been sauced on this fucking ramp.
This ramp made me hate this map.
Is this peak?
It's like just your head and you, dude, oh, god.
Luch, I'm hungover at work.
Should I leave?
Fuck no, bro.
You had a great night last night.
Now it's time to put the hours in, get home and play some Tarkov.
Fight the hangover.
Could get a vile.
Go into the restaurant, go into the bathroom, on the Wased restaurant, go into the bathroom, fucking throw up, drink a pedia light and get to work and bro get that money.
Depends if there's people that are still jerking off in this spawn.
Crossing the street, I don't know if that was a scab or a PMC.
That's a PMC on the street
I hit one other side of that white truck. He's fucked up. Yeah, he's fucked up bad
I can't really do you just want to cross you ran
Yeah
It's gonna be inside over there. Yeah, fuck them. You push him
was that was that task at the bottom was that task at the violin down this way
stairs do the vial and we'll go across and straight get the other one done and
then we'll take flare out reset easy busy yep couple spawns I think it's over
here yep it's right here. Checking in for intel. Connect to Wi-Fi maybe? Good omens.
Oh now I'm stuck in here. Okay we're good. All right.
We upgraded all of the the streams so instead of 1080 caps they're 1440 now
You're talking about tattoos because they know that I tattooed and somebody asked if I would tattoo
Hutch's BMI on their inner thigh. Wait you do tattoos really? Is that like your day job?
uh it yeah yeah it was I streamed full time for a while and then I just uh wanted to
pursue dead 2 and 4 so yeah fuck yeah bro kind of dip in my toes in both places at
the moment oh whenever I come to Texas I expect to get a tattoo
I got my back done, my arm, some other miscellaneous ones all over the place, I'm stuck at the
moment it's not the same guy I saw before check which one got you got him
that's all you sure cuz I did take a pot shot but I think he's already on the way
down any extra armor take that shit oh my gosh guy had a hundred oh my oh my god
holy shit was this guy looting get a row of him 995 the hell none of its found in
raid he brought this in wait what psycho I'm gonna check the second floor that
side room
oh and those never found in right okay it makes more sense than that was I did
I'm so confused hey I'm thank you holy shit I'm saying oh all right you get
over the pine wood.
Yeah, ETR is coming in.
Yeah, another there now.
Yep, same.
Coming behind you, I'm on my way.
I mean, bro, that was, I couldn't have asked for more.
i'd rather this amount of ammo than a let-ex on the motherfucker
that's insanity dude, he had like 200 rounds of him, 995, 150 rounds of him, a 5-5-a-1
he's a goldnik
that guy's pissed
oh dude, you see, you see this big gun
i'd be hot
alright, 2-15, thank you
Oh, the armory here.
That flash drive right there.
Alright, let's get the fuck out of here.
We'll get 206 also.
Touch this guy.
Oh, house arrest, nice. Huge.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
42 rounds of A-Path.
And over the check 15 apartment key.
Wait, what?
I gotta give them the $1.6 million key?
Yeah.
Oh, bro, we gotta hit this until it's one use then.
Ain't no way I'm giving them a full dirt one.
No fucking way.
You wanna hit check 15 apartment over and over again?
I'm down.
Is there any quest stuck behind this quest chat?
I still use the BSG launcher, I don't have the game on Steam.
There's no, there's literally no difference.
To be honest, I think the BSG launcher is probably better
because it's easier to claim shit.
Oh, you're good, bro.
It's a valid question.
I contemplated it myself.
Team literally just opens the launcher.
There you go.
I killed that guy on the street.
I don't think I believe in M80.
Oh what the the first guy we saw yeah I killed him really yeah a bitch yeah I was gonna say
I had a I had seven out of nine hits oh dude and I lasered him as he was folding that wall
and I thought he flopped but you know I just I didn't want to push over there yeah
I got Blap.
Staying alive. Staying alive.
Turn that in.
Nice little roller.
Another gun.
yeah bro I just need to stop preparing this valve 95 durability on 97 I hit a
repair 93 durability repaired. It's a fuck, man. Alright, let's hit this shit.
why does it say I have a task item? Oh, the vile. Shit. Oh,
I didn't draw them.
GROCING!
I got a LEGO one-up fucking scam from over 40 meters oh that's easy
Who's this USB for officer you know who this US USB is for?
The USB that's for mechanic watching you quest
They want peanut, hutch, gingy on their back as Mount Rushmore.
Wait, well, for what?
As a tattoo.
Do not listen, listen, listen, whatever you do, do not put me on your body permanently,
okay?
The other two short, you know, want a goopa like me on a body, next thing you know,
You gonna be high as a kite looking down at the tattoo, I'm gonna be staring back at
you.
What's going on motherfucker?
Did you smoke today?
Hello?
If they added you, there's not gonna be a room for anybody else.
Yeah, fuck you man.
C-Tag, thank you for the fiverr baby.
Icy gold, thank you slowly, thank you for the 22 months, king and drummer, thank
you so much for the look.
So I've been streaming and dancing on stream so much my neck is just fried
What strings ends do I use six?
I don't need any more bro. Ah, this is enough. You know what I'm saying? Okay, so you gotta
clarify this for me. So my girlfriend, we need like sausages, peppers, onions,
stuff like that last night. Right? You lost me. Now, let's continue.
Just ignore the onions. Okay. So she she added bell peppers.
There was there was onions. Jalapenos lost me.
She cut the jalapenos long way like you would a bell pepper.
Is she and I put it on this.
I put it on my sausage and I ate it.
I had Dijon mustard on my
I put Dijon mustard on it
and it was burning my nostrils. I must have put too much Dijon mustard on it.
No, it's the jalapeños. I said jalapeños.
She's like, yeah, I come long ways. I'm like they look like green bell peppers.
That's like diabolical. It's like putting skittles in your M&M's.
Well, from what I understand, okay, bell peppers are more sweet, are they not?
They are, right.
So when you think you're eating bell peppers and they're actually jalapenos, you're a little bit shocked.
Do I hate the combination?
Do I hate the combination?
know do I think it is
immunistic to do that and not want to go
absolutely that's what I'm saying I can
use my key if you need me
I know I love yours is I forgot I forgot you know
sorry I'll let you use it
I can do the other check one I can do the other check one
I still want you to find yours
oh that's huge it's a huge ball
I can't I'll take that
You don't buy a chance to have a, uh, what's it called, do you?
A, uh...
A splint?
Uh, I do.
I would like to use that. I might have to fry it.
Oh, you see that bottle flip?
That was fire.
Bottle flip that shit.
There's two in K-17. Do you mind if I grab one?
Yeah, of course.
Thank you.
It doesn't look like there's a second one in there.
Alright, so we hit the other marked room key now.
If we can, do we have damage house?
We should.
We do.
Let's hit the marked room.
If we can get in there, let's hit the other marked room.
And then after that, we can go to real estate, if you would like.
Alright, alright, alright.
Just topping off one of the mags, magles things.
I also have a relax key.
We can grab a second one if we want, or we can just use this one.
I think I actually just got the task in there, so.
knock that out are you going
you speak Mandarin right
you know we have a question here
I want to know what you are doing
How you doing?
I'm scared.
I'll take this.
Or are you a fucker?
See how to use it as well.
There's a scan.
Oh, there he is.
Come on.
Oh, shit.
I still think anytime someone does that,
or asks that question, I think of when
I know people are going to be saying guys a long time ago and this is you know before all the bullshit
But when the dock
Would do that
And it actually sounded like pretty good, but he obviously was just saying a bunch of bullshit
Yeah, I gotta get in this room the gate and negotiation
Spawn negotiation room
But over here I have it
I think we have to mark in here.
Shit.
I don't know.
I mean, brother, there's a reason why he was, you know, the number one guy for a while
in the PUBG days.
So you can say whatever you want and you're probably not wrong, but yeah, brother, dude,
They're entertaining back in the day for sure.
I'll never...
What?
They're just eating LPS ammo.
There's something coming around the corner.
That's a PMC, outside.
The side left or right?
He's going down the street now.
oh I hear you take that cut across
are you at I'm so sorry yeah you're scared deep
I'll go out and pop a peek. I have a run out there
Are we going what else do we need to do hit that room inside if we want the loot
Also need to go to hotel I do have the key for
He went left I mean if he looks over here one of us is gonna die for sure no one you it's probably gonna be you
You just play behind me. I don't mind dying. You've been dying all too much.
Door is open.
B.O.P.E.
Second door is open as well.
Maybe it was the guy that came over towards us.
Very much could have been.
Cali on it, but...
...this is a possibility.
Hutch is allergic to exercise.
That's not right.
That's the exercise in your mouth.
PUSH the last not bit.
I forgot bro.
I gotta start checking through the window.
Oh they blocked it.
That's it.
Oh I got STAMMED.
I'm selling the key.
Fuck this game.
Fuck this game.
Actually I can't sell the key bro.
turn it in we got to keep hitting it damn it
we actually don't need to go this way come back
Murphy's Murphy's up down down
typically I would say going back out the way we came but give it a visit guy
back there I think this might be a better option yep I think we go this way
We'll go out, go all the way left, and then run down that straightaway.
Oh, hold on, I'm out of stand.
There you go.
I'll just be in this building right here.
Oh!
I'm bad.
I'm bad as fuck.
I didn't call me badass for nothing.
I'm probably going to keep going that way anyways, I'm coming.
Uh, I'm going to come back to you.
This way's a shitty way to get out.
Watch the toes, you need to go to security, don't you?
Yep
Also, I haven't concordia key if you want to hit concordia
Sure could was that is it above us?
I don't know there's a few in this this building
We're definitely dancing with the scab devil, Peyton Raid, but...
Yep. Sure are.
Reach... the moth.
There, pussy.
I head underground.
round. Yep. Meet you down there. Yes, you're. Oh, it's already
opened. Oh, beautiful. What's up, skinny? Where you got here?
That's the way that is the way to address me. It's like a
little disc I think, a little drive.
Okay I don't have this quest yet. It's the one I was confusing with the other one.
Got it. Well, all right well I'm ready to reset if you are. We've got to go to
damaged house we're gonna go ahead the what's it called real quick you're
go with that real estate yeah all right risky risky I will be okay
have we gotten any quest done this round yeah what's wrong so
We got one now we were gonna do the one, but we didn't have
And you need relaxed I mean that's I feel like
Do you have to go in there with that one with the one I have or with relax relax? Yes, you should literally walk in
if I could get a scan from over 40 meters and shoot him in the leg that'd be cool, oh wait, I'm out of ammo, never mind, I don't know where to do that, the one that I saw just kept hiding his legs, standing behind cars or shit, what a gift, what a gift, and when I could finally see his little toesies he was like 20 feet in front of me,
I'm not sure what's going on.
Bastards.
Ah, shit.
Check for cigarettes.
I only need one more for that stupid class.
Alrighty, make sure you come up here and grab this, bitch.
I don't mind any cigarettes, I'm being dark-obbed.
Just now you're dead.
Thank you all so much for chilling and watching.
Sanko, sanko!
Hope y'all are doing well today.
Well, I'm being talk-op today.
This is not the old day.
I say we start moving again whenever you're ready.
Make sure you grab that quest item from up top.
I didn't know that I had that quest.
I think you do.
I sure don't you don't on the bookshelf
I don't have it.
Damn what the fuck.
Alright let's go adopt your relaxation key out.
Come to the left outside.
Behind the bushes.
Yeah, sure.
All right, you got the choice you want to or you don't want to make the call
I need it
I want to, all right
Oh man
Up to my last PK, drinking some water, now head over
drinking some water
Alright, I'm back!
I need lions, I need robots, I need horses, I need horses, I need horses, I need horses,
I
Feel like I'm allergic to this jerky. I called it earlier
I am oh nice. Yeah
You dead in a moment. I got fuel and a cat for you
You're gonna need this fuel for a quest
All right, let's get that bug out of here. Yeah, let's do it
Let's go let's boogie I
Knew I recognized that this was an armor, but it's a fucking press vest
All right, let's boogie
That's a little sniper rifle.
Is that a head of us?
Yeah.
In line.
A head.
God, uh, I'm out of stamina, dude.
I'm walking.
You're out.
I
Beautiful good Ray good run. I'm so lost up done
That right
Nice to work
We did you have a quest done by the way, I just remember we walked up to that fucking desk. What's it called?
Or no, that was the rate before I
I don't think we got too much done there.
Well, we got that one.
Gray red, gray red.
Very good.
your mind
alright whose quest did I just finish
who's this for? still need one sniper scav
it's for prop daddy which is good cause I
don't need more shit I did
All right, let's see here, Believer achievement, all right, turn this in booboo, green key card,
Five players with an AWG on any location.
All righty, what do I need to do now?
That's the question.
Woods is pretty much good.
Streets is pretty much good other than the check 15 key, which I can just turn in.
Sniper kills, which is super easy.
I don't think any of these are hindering our progression.
Nostalgia, we gotta go and get Yeager shit, we gotta eliminate Scav 227, we gotta go
Smuggler's boat, and then just a disgusting amount of Reserve and Lighthouse, and Factory.
Holy shit, I have a thousand Factory Quests.
I have a thousand factory quests. Oh my gosh.
Alrighty, I have one that you're not going to like.
I said factory.
I'm OK with factory, honestly.
Yeah, you're on some factories.
Yeah, I mean, I'm down with it.
I hate factory myself.
Me too, but you know you gotta do you gotta do them, bro. You gotta you gotta deal with a little bit AIDS
Yeah
Good news is on factory at least
Everything's for free you don't need keys bad news is you're on fucking factory
Yeah, the worst math of the game in my opinion. I do. I don't know what it is about factory
But I I do I despise it like anytime I have to go to factory. I'm just like, oh fuck
It's not a good time. It's never a good time. I do that just spies it. I despise it. I despise it
I despise it I got to sell some of these meds
you like factory I don't like factory because it's not the it's not the
crackheads I'm going to find a real risky and try and work on good times while
we're in here is that the big armor is a brow that with a kiver but now it's
a five kills with no one you use any weapon you want yes sadly peanut
that convinced me last night to do that quest with an awe in the M855.
I lost it all, that was a very bad mistake.
And you know what the best part about it?
We lost them to a streamer, GTVer, who was wearing a tequila shooting M995 rounds and
playing like the biggest pussy I have ever seen.
But this guy's running around holding angles throwing impact grenades P started winning the dude went and hid
waited for like
the
Until P was like just killed two more people was finally like catching flow state and then popped out of the bushes and dude
It was disgusting. It was disgusting human being that he lost
He was doing good before the feature of the swords. Oh, bro, you know how it is man. Look at how good I am at the game type of guy
Yeah. So that's. So that one stung a little bit last night, but whatever. Yeah, whatever
he is, whatever, whatever. Let me grab an odd.
I think that was the worst part is like he was he was actually doing it, you know, like
he was deriving, he was body and folks, he won like a huge, he won the 1v1 against that
guy, but he lived and ran away.
And then he was winning his second 1v1 and sure enough, it just didn't matter.
Yeah, I just played like he was fighting peanut in real life.
I
Was the mouth for this again, I forgot
Don't want to have to move this one. Yeah
God forbid bro if I forget to put a flashlight on my guns, I know what's gonna be the death of me
Let me make sure I get this part of it is a kiver man
and head shot and he's like, I don't know.
It's not really doing a whole lot.
No, it's doing absolutely nothing.
You're wearing a big ass helmet for no damn reason.
And unless you, if you buy the headphones,
it's not as bad because you can at least hear a little bit.
But I mean, do you really want to use
100K headphones with a damn kiver?
All right, I got that stir up to that's fire
So I need to
shit I
Need to do a lot of shit. Let me grab this
Tame
So I am going to be I gotta do some repairs which I sold all those
What is it called?
I don't think I have any.
For what?
A little tool sets.
This one is called.
Man, it's called tool set.
Yeah, tool sets.
Oh, fuck, bro.
What did I get?
You know what?
This is punishment.
This is punishment.
This is 100% punishment.
Remember whenever I turn those tool sets in for the quest and I was like I'm fucking. I'm just gonna turn them in well
Look where I'm at now
Yep, I'll happen I got two sitting in my inventory right now. Yeah, that'll happen
Alrighty so I need to repair these bitches
And then I need to grab the document out of the helicopter.
I need to kill shit with the aug.
I need to get a container.
I need to take the chemicals from the water.
I got to survive an extract out of certain spots.
I got so much.
I need to locate the exits.
Let's do it one at a time.
Now here's the real question.
Do I go full pussy and bring one tool set in for a run?
Because I have so many quests.
What do I do?
Bring both of them in and say, fuck it, we'll play smart.
I'll be both, right?
And how much did it cost you to buy?
One hundred and eighty hundred and sixty k per pop.
It's tough.
I mean, usually you spawn close to one of them.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too.
I'll be fine.
They usually bought a whole one and keep on out.
Yeah, that's something to do.
I have any better helmets?
Don't wear a bastion.
We are broke because I am the key purchaser of the group.
Yes, we are farther along than everyone in our group,
but we are also the person who are buying keys for not one, not two, not three, but four different people.
So I have to buy keys for lemon, I have to buy keys for officer, I have to buy keys for
peanut, and I have to buy keys for gimmick because they're all not 25. And I can't resell the quest
keys because all of them need to use them as well. So whatever key I buy instead of getting the
I lost the full mill basically I'm a Pimp to a bunch of men, you know, you have to buy
keys in order to quest.
I could see the logic behind wanting to use the org and try and do the the brawl kills
But what combining those two I should have you know the worst part is is like every depth that I had was just people holding angles and killing me with arm shots
We get of course we don't get one of the spawns
Throw it in your ass.
Close that door.
Close it in your ass.
It's in my ass, sir.
Sweet.
Alright, I gotta go to the other side.
Actually, I'm gonna go down.
Let's go down and under.
I gotta mark one of these black swampings anyway.
Go ahead, this one, because we're no escape.
Yeah.
We can go grab that vial.
Yeah, isn't it right here?
Yeah.
Where the fuck...
Oh yeah, Mike's one thing right here.
I do have M8-5-6-8-1, so if the killer does push, we'll be okay.
You're an AK with BT.
I'm great, but...
Kill players, you gotta go in here.
I hear somebody running.
It's up top.
I see him, he's still there.
He's dead.
He'll work.
Sample Tequila is coming, I think.
Where's the vial at?
It's kind of towards the bin, towards the barrel.
I don't see it.
It's in a weird spot.
What does it look like?
Oh, I see it.
You can't really see it's like in the ground.
Okay.
I gotta plant my gas analyzer too.
Oh, I forgot to bring one.
Shit.
There's the other side of the wall.
Yeah, there's one over here too.
Holy shit.
He's dead.
Good work.
Oh.
Fire.
There's definitely someone on the other side. Tequila's face mask is literally wonder.
You gotta go up in here, right?
Yeah.
Alright, I'm gonna re-back Max as you're doing that.
Yeah.
I think I didn't grab it shit
fuck I definitely want to go and grab that bro fuck
I'm going to go back out and try and grab that mask, hope I don't get tossed.
I do need to take that outdoor extract to
Alright
I'm going to go in, pull set this thing real quick
These are the fighting's going on but I think the guy that hurt gate 3 was the winner of
all that
I agree
I also need to go up and get that that heli whatever the fuck yeah me too we
should do that this round while everyone's down here throwing the other tool set.
Thank you.
Don't beat someone holding head shot.
I need a couple times to grow okay.
I hear that to the left.
Yep.
Are you wearing the big armor?
Yeah.
I didn't realize that. You should go out here.
Matt, if you go out front then...
No face masks.
Nope.
Damn.
See anything on this?
This is fucking thing.
Oh, there it is, front of the seat.
Oh, I'm fucking stuck.
I'm out of stamina and stuff.
I'm searching a bag, but I'm not grabbing the fucking...
Please, game?
Not good.
I hear footsteps.
He's about to peek me. He's at that door down there.
I'm looking at the door.
It's directly below us.
I just...
Player's schedule's starting to come in. I see we go to office.
I'm so annoyed that I couldn't take...
I'm so annoyed I couldn't do that.
What's up all good
Try and word off this weekend. Nope. Nope. I have no interest in playing the game until I can stream the game I
Would love to play I'd love to
76 damage to killer
Yeah, I did that extra two damage that took to kill him I think
Alright, big quest done.
Another big quest done.
Yup, I got a few down there.
Alrighty, so those are done and then vile.
I need to bring a gas analyzer Grab that, repair this
Oh labs key card in the fucking ass We're taking the L1 stem to see if the L1 stem
is what we are allergic to hand over the whiskey. We have to. Who wants the. Oh, it's you. No,
not you. Who wants the boss hat? Anyone know? The proper? Yeager. Yeah, I forgot Yeager's
kind of that guy. Nice. Damn. Two boss quests done today is actually humongous.
We just got three, I think, two, which is nice.
Damn. We go buy an AXMC. That'd be disgusting early web, huh?
right. All right, sorry, I've been getting everything ready. I'm going to be wearing
the tequila mask now. Beautiful. Nice. And then I'll take this out. Honestly, I'll take
this out as well.
I'm gonna have level six front and back.
There we go.
Alrighty, what do you have now?
Oh, I just got a bunch of stuff for Factory,
if you wanna keep doing Factory.
Dude I have so I have a disgusting amount of factory quests. So yeah, yeah
And you doing I just realized this you're doing the six B
Right if you kill people I get credit
Great, so I'd keep it up, but you got this yay
Locate obtain the chemical syringe on factory. Where's that up?
I'm not going to do that.
Chemical syringe.
You already do that.
No.
Is that the one that's up top inside of the filing cabinets?
Oh, what's the quest?
Chemical part three.
Yeah, it's a breach door.
I swear I went in there.
I didn't see it last time, but okay.
So I got that.
I have the helicopter because I couldn't grab it.
Let me any target in the basement tunnel network.
Don't care about that.
Any target with a pistol, don't care about that.
So I got factory exits, helicopter,
and I got to stash this gas analyzer.
Did you do that last night?
What?
The gas analyzer?
Yeah, I did.
Okay, so you know what that was?
I have scout also.
Let's go up.
Oh, you're running the log,
so you're getting my log quest done.
I know.
Do each other's glass.
That was great.
I love season.
Step up man.
I know.
I didn't fucking see anybody.
Alright.
I told you the only thing I shot at was to kill.
That's why I know I did fucking 900
some odd damage to the motherfucker.
Damn it man.
I'm doing my best
I guess I'll run a face shield on my
uh my kiver why not it's not gonna stop
anything but you're about to say the
pistol of death bro you might be able to
take that pst no that pst is gonna pin
you might be able to take that gb
whatever the fuck. Yep. Excuse me, but in the same room, but not in the cabinets. God,
so I must have just like not looked around. Have we had a go on Gears of War? No, but
I'll tell you Nick Merks was very excited about Gears of War. Now I know Nick is
I think if I had I would I would reset. Yeah, he's very particular about games
but also he was looking forward serve or two gears of war and he was like
actively wanting it to be good and I think if it was even bad but good enough
he would still play and him being like I'm not playing it is enough for me to
know CMS
Well this is an exit, we can touch this while we're here.
Scout.
We can go up top and grab that syringe.
No.
where is it?
it's right here somewhere
there it is
in here
grab an helicopter
yeah, might as well
speed over there and you shoot them
i'll start to gilla
for gt zero
he is pushing us
shooting me whole i have fucking legs you come up top
i'm out of the flight i'm out of the flight
i'm out of every fight right now
was he at the front the side door
he's towards gt zero
I'm stuck on Skybridge.
Got another player.
Are you pushing right now?
No, I'm nowhere near you.
Got another?
I got another.
Yeah, I gotta put my legs back on.
On Skybridge.
Yup.
I'm by the helicopter.
Gotcha.
All good.
Everyone's dead.
Over here.
Thank gosh for the gorilla or the tequila face mask.
I tank the headshot.
nice very nice
so are you moving?
are you moving now? yeah, on skybridge
I'm moving the opposite direction of offices, so it's close, it's not me.
Got it.
I think officer's on Skybridge.
I think it'd really be anywhere.
Honestly.
Why don't you ask me again?
Well, but I kill ya.
And everyone's sad, including me.
You know, I don't mind you asking me a bunch.
There, there it is.
Once we everybody from this side is what pushed you.
Yeah, I think everyone's dead.
If it's just on the thing.
Grab this.
Oh wait, are you down by the front door?
Yeah, I'm looting Tequila right now.
I'm looting Tequila.
Oh yeah.
I think someone else looted them because his pockets were completely empty.
That's not good
But his rig was completely full
Alrighty how do I where do I stash this
This this gas analyzer
Uh, it's in the offices over here by helicopter.
Okay.
Come on Skybridge, head over to you.
You scared the fuck out of me?
My god, I hate this guy.
Try so many times, so many times.
Disable that tangia.
Were you running on metal a second ago?
Alright, let me play the scabs then.
Kind of running out of time here, so if you can do this, you probably can do this.
Small Moe way? It's you?
I just want to ask you.
Small Moe run and go do the helicopter.
Alright, so it's underneath the seed.
Oh, so I am an idiot, like that guy in chat said.
And then, where's this other spot at?
Uh, so you're down here.
Second floor, video right, man, right here.
And if you haven't gotten it, there's a journal in here somewhere, so if you have a...
I got the journal in here.
Forgot syringe.
What do you mean, forgot the syringe?
No, I didn't.
I grabbed it.
All right.
Am I allergic to L1?
I am not.
All right.
Let's move.
All right.
We got to hit the different exits got one close this way go through that door
I just lost audio
Okay, the one down here just touch the door and we got to get medical
Which we can go underground.
Oops.
That was an accident.
Gonna stay down around whenever.
Then we spawn gate 3.
We should be able to lead gate 0, which is our last one after medical.
Four beans
There's definitely player scale over there. I'm not too worried about it. I've got the gilliface mask
That door
Jesus, scary, scary!
This quest will be a done.
I've already used ETGs.
Alright, very nice.
Three quests done.
Fuck yeah.
And another Tagila Mask.
And lemons on it.
So all progress is about to come to a stomping hole.
Beautiful.
There's a question.
Do I call the old group chat?
Or do I make a new group chat?
So, Pina, when Pina wants to join, he's going to say,
I have a super secret secret to tell you,
and we have to redo this whole process.
I say we do it.
That one sounds like more fun.
Yeah, great, great, great, great, great.
I'm creating new group chat.
All right.
You're slamming me with this PP.
New group chat now.
makes me very happy that he's going to have a hundred group chats.
What's that, baby?
Okay, all righty. I'll stop everything I'm doing. I'll come look at that one moment.
All right, Jack, give me two seconds. Hailey, get a new something. I'll be right back.
What you got to show me?
you
All right.
And there's that.
Nothing can't hear.
He didn't answer.
He'll answer.
Chad, go get Lemon if he doesn't join us, call Miss Lurr in-game.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That bastard.
All right, this is the one that everyone gives me.
Oh no, it's just her now.
Got it.
Alrighty, I think that's everything.
Nope, I still got one more.
The log book.
Where does the log book go to?
Prepper.
Good morning, good morning, my sweet hill.
Hello!
Good morning!
Look at me, bright and early, here ready to go, ready to play some games, ready to make
sweet sweet love.
Oh, you know it.
absolutely know it how's the morning been give me give me the update the
morning I was getting shit on on repeat in the beginning a bunch of single
headshots just catching my face and a lot of things going magnanimously I don't
know what that are you guys jumping from map to map are we doing a focus on
What do we do in here?
Well, we've been focusing a horrendous map called a factory for a little bit.
You don't like that one though!
No!
I'm like, what?
It's your doughnut!
I'm not running goofball kids and slamming people on bakery.
That's not a thing I'm doing.
They're not all in the factory.
Big fat and juicy and losing my guns to a Timmy with a pistol.
Yeah, you know, I see you guys like you in factory.
When I see you guys like you in factory, I will say I quiver.
I get a little scared.
You start licking your legs.
It's tea all the juicy loot.
As you throw it, I come back for a day at them.
A friend, you know, built a relationship, a little rapport.
One thing leads to another and an accidental grenade blows up at their feet, and there we are
Who goes to dynamite? I somewhat say
You are my mortal enemy on that man lemon. I tuned into the stream after the raid factory was the
Oh
Yeah, I'm sure one of you were saying was incredible. I
I would just yes, that's exactly I was just about to say I did open up the stream
the other day. You're straight.
I've right to the right. And you were talking about, I didn't get this.
They hear the consensus you came to with the unfortunate situation that happened.
So I just want to see what was the final.
Yeah. Listen, oh, boy, where do I even begin with this one?
I don't know if I've seen somebody laugh that hard in a long time.
I saw your laughter.
I thought this is truly a sick man who's laughing this hard at my demise.
Like, you know, I, I, you know, we're all streamers here.
Sometimes we can exaggerate our emotions a little bit.
And sometimes we might fake laugh at jokes and things, but that was genuine.
Like the like laughter from the soul.
I got I have been doing this for years.
And I again, I've only ever laughed like that a handful of times.
One being when Summit was bitching about the maps being backwards on the wiki
and I was blacked out drunk on whiskey
and one now being listening to you
and watching you die in front of my eyes.
I mean, you want to talk about joy.
I just I don't know what it was about watching you
It was it was insight into who you are at the very core of your being and it's a sick sick man
But here's the you know, but here's what I put I actually got from it. Okay one, okay
For over 4,000 hours streaming this game. All right, I looked up your stats. It's like 4,000 5 hours streaming it
That's not even offline, you know
Yeah, okay, so it's up there to see you shoot the flare like it was like you like shot it almost straight ahead
It hardly touched the sky
I was like what the hell like anyone would know and then to watch you hesitate and see in your face like oh
I I think it was a bad flair and letting all three of us
run forward
And then
Officer you're not up the hook
I could have lived if you got your flair off correctly.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, so don't you think it's my turn?
No, you were dead anyway. No, you were dead.
I literally take the first shot and I would have survived, officer, if your flair would have gone off.
But Hutch put me under so much pressure.
He put me under so much pressure.
Me?
Oh my God.
You can't blame me for the pressure.
Listen, I I will say rewatching there was a lot of pressure
Pressure to get it right there was truly like player scaps
You know, I I'm gonna keep that in mind, you know, I'm gonna just I'm gonna I'm filed away
All right
Okay, I and and and we cannot hate you for that
We can hope that you do nothing but fail today, but we can't hate you for I'm gonna throw a flare on and remember
When we get the flare actually don't want to all handle the flare
Don't worry
I'm safe. You're safe. All right. Where we going? I did I hear we're going to factory. Is that what we're doing factory boys?
Yeah
Okay, I think I'd like kill people with an auger something on already on it. Yep
I'm doing that right now with this brallo put your brallo in your kivaron. Yes, you have to have as a brallo on
Yes, that's another quest. No, I don't know if I might as a brallo time yet
Good evidence put don't you have to put this a brallo like into the interchange?
No, that's too gazelle since why they're going for like 1.4 million a pop, which thank you for reminding. Oh my son
Okay, hold on real quick. I just need to turn in a few tasks from yesterday, and then I'll be ready to go
So how's your day whenever I got off? How'd your day go?
Um, I had a few listen as officer said I I took out a few goof kits
Mm-hmm, and I had you know, I had a few go bad, but my final round in factory actually it was incredible
Really? I went toe-to-toe with these two guys
They were telling me how, you know, they're huge Stankrat fans, but they don't know much about me, blah, blah, blah.
And I said I was going to come up there and shoot them both in the head, and guess what I did?
I went up there and I shot them both in the head.
Beautiful.
And then I completed many tasks.
I felt very powerful, gathered all of the treats.
Very happy for you.
Very, very happy for you.
That's fantastic.
Fantastic news
Chat oh, sorry chat I can already tell you we're fucked I can already tell
Lemon has woke up in a mood of
just
He's a sick sick bird watcher and I
Number one you can never trust a bird watcher. Okay
Okay, number one, you can never, you can never fully trust a bird watcher.
But number two, he's definitely going to kill us, no doubt at some point today.
Watch the clip, what's the clip?
Let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see.
He's got a good one.
You post it.
Thank you so much for the five gift.
I appreciate you, man.
They are pretty sure of all of them. There's another one
I'm happy to report it was just as good of a clip today.
gentleman was just as good of a cook today. Love it. Yeah, dude. There's there's like a
there's a subreddit called like contagious laughter and I feel like you laughing from
that clip could would would make the cut. It was so good.
You know, all right, go ahead or go ahead. I was going to say what are we doing on factory
I'm getting headshots with the Og.
Okay.
And I need to extract through the courtyard,
and I need to see the tripwire spot.
Okay.
I am killing people with the Og,
and I've already forgot the other one.
Officer?
Yes?
What are you doing?
I am trying to get Zabralo kills.
Oh, I have great news.
I
forgot to
Put everything into my kit. I
Only have one Mac
Good good good. We got with that. Yep. Oh, yeah, you know, can I get a couple of your Macs?
I have an August walk. I just get one Mac. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, one of these, right? Thank you
How to ammo you got in this?
Only the best
Only the best only the best and a five six a one
I
Actually don't know what's it
Probably the cheapest I usually go with the cheap and may five six
And a headshot I'm kind of a budget ammo kind of guy
Yeah, I heard that
Well, let me get me get this trip bar back over here. I need to go over here and plant actually
big deal
I'm going to walk out there and plant this so I don't have to go back to customs.
Well, you guys got the big boy helmets.
Look at you.
Chat it out of your minds.
Oh, it's the kevver.
Never mind.
I thought that was a kevver.
I thought it was the tigel.
I have the tigel on.
Where'd you guys get it?
I
Where'd you guys go across guy the guy you happened you guys go across Skybridge
There's more guys below us here officer Gabby
Officer I'm just gonna kind of let you work cuz we need your kills
There's guys in that corner
What corner in the corner good this one at this spot over here I'm pointing
Watch this oh look at him work
No, no he died in the tank corner officer. He's in this fun behind us. Oh
Over here. Yeah
We should push that guy
what should you go first?
let's go on the other side, three offices
let me just scan
I do think there's people in there though
I agree, I think there is somewhere
maybe a little lowest
hello what the helly
they're just working around they could be in this back room right here with the
door
yep that guy here too dead guys
make up in our Mosin man though
call clear in here
I'll make sure there's no lint in their pockets
have a little bit of lint from it
where is everybody, be quiet
I think everyone died in their spawns
you know what this guy might have even extracted right here
But let's, can we wait for the scabs? I need, I need scab headshots.
Yeah, I'm in for that. Um, let me see if I have anything else. This is done.
Any headshots and...
Locate and obtain the chemical container at tear group warehouse on factory. What's that at?
Uh, is that like the sample? Like in the broken? No, no, chemical container, different.
Try any idea?
Oh, you know what? I might be up here where we were just at.
There's one thing that could have been the second floor.
What key?
Oh, my left.
Yeah, down hallway. Over here, down hallway.
Over here?
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna throw out the other end of the hallway.
Oh, I'm dead. I'm dead. Headshot.
well we lost lemon you know you gotta start with a head down
Yeah, you know.
Alright, P-Lemon.
It's in the side office.
Side office?
Like where we were?
Uh, that's- I'm on the staircase, he's in the bottom floor office next to me.
kind of letting you look officer let me know when you made me
who is shooting that's gav is shooting him he's kind of trapped in that room at the moment
I can go in there and help be careful you're just using a bow
I was like an officer working. He said oh my god. I'm gonna win this
Yeah, yeah
Drop him nice brah. Well, that was a nice shit
I get a little
Outta boy you yeah, it's a lot of me outside
That wasn't you just shot him in the shotgun? No. No.
Where are you at first floor? Yeah, yeah, first floor.
What the fuck?
You got a dead...
What the work? It wasn't a scab.
Oh, hell yeah.
Not shooting at him. It was fucking tequila.
Oh
Yes meds on my end going to need
I'll tell you this much boys. I am getting stacked onto gillipace masks, and I'm so happy about it
You just got him right in the knees your knee captain. No, I just obliterated his front leg
so sexy oh shit all right one toes in all leave are we gonna go loot limit yeah
you I honestly you could just grab the og the og in the maggot that's all I
really care about get a use that Garmor I boost that go right well take that
to is that pretty good like it's in those moments where I wonder is bullets exist
are they real you shot that guy right in the head there's blood all over the
stage it was on my eyes as well same shit I mean I am lasering this dude in
the face and he's just chilling just watching me do it almost killed me you
We have an extra helmet in Augustine.
We have an extra med by chance.
Well, yeah.
Actually, I think I'm okay.
That's a player scab, by the way, that shot at the end of the hall.
All righty.
We can just go under.
Follow me.
There you go.
There's a naked man died with a scab.
Oh look at this, they put a little save spot down there.
What do you mean?
No one's left behind.
I thought that, I didn't know that this little corner existed.
Oh.
The first time I played it was like you were in the middle of the open, I thought.
Let's go.
Very nice.
No one that mattered died that rain chat.
Let's go.
We're just getting stacked on ammo on ammo on armor and helmets.
This is very nice.
Do I say that on the discord chat?
I still got one quest complete, so I'm a happy camper it wasn't for not nice good honestly good for you
Well luckily as well limit if you really think about it no one no one's life that mattered in the raid died, you know
Well, what about my my life?
my life not matter
Well, you heard him well, you know like financially speaking
I would have liked to live cards on the table. I would have liked to live. Yeah, but you
know what I maybe Well, that's bad. If I got a headshot right off the rip today might be
the day that I'm cursed. I think I'm going to have a full curse day. Maybe this is the
the beginning of the curse.
I, you know, as someone it's like, it's like I was in poverty
and and you guys were both just rich with your Lamborghinis and your
Maserati's and living in your mansions.
And I had to sit there while I was poor eating rats, looking at you guys
succeed and cross.
You were really eating rats, were you?
I mean, I was deep fried cockroach, you know what I mean?
And while you guys, you know, you're 1v2 and 1v3 and killing whole raids.
So now, I don't want to say I'm wishing the worst for you, but at the same time watching
you struggle wouldn't hurt my feelings.
You know, I cannot be my first.
for us is three pistol Timmy's that I can just absolutely slam into the dirt
oh one two three because I am so paranoid it's running around in this
Vrallel armor I'm glad you guys are completing your quest with no paranoia
but listen listen this is gonna be around officer wait it doesn't I'll
I'll take 55645 or 55445 by 39.
556, 556 is what the odd takes.
556.
556 by 39.
556.
OK.
I've got 556, but it's only by 556 by 45, but I do have a 55639.
55645.
four five is what you want okay okay I've got some of that you're gonna bring up
that a that armor for me armor and I didn't don't have armor I have that'll
work that'll work that'll work do that I do that do they have a hearing in it I
think it did right yes yes it did okay listen my curse can be lifted if
If everyone in all of our chats agrees to give their uncle a call today and get him to
light a candle.
Why a candle?
Makes sense.
You know, it's like a good luck candle to ward like bad voodoo magic.
Oh, are you worried about voodoo magic?
Uncle, I'm a little worried right now because when I got a head tap right there, okay, I'm
not complaining.
I'm just, it's an observation.
I was literally behind one of you guys.
It seemed like there could be some kind of person who were not.
Oh, so you were baiting us?
I will.
I was baiting one of you.
Well, I wasn't baiting.
I was just, you know, meat shielding.
Oh, god.
I was using a meat shielding position.
A completely different tactical positioning.
Yeah.
Got it.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
OK.
I'm not calling my uncle.
But, you know, I hope-
Hutch, when was the last time you talked to your uncle?
He could be lonely.
He's probably, what is he,
what is your uncle doing right now?
What's uncle up to?
Yeah, what's uncle up to?
I'll be working.
Okay.
I'll be working.
I don't know what, what exactly doing what,
but he's working.
Ooh, good news.
I can get West 112 for us too boys.
We can go shoreline and get that done.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Let's do one more factory. One more factory. Cool. Yeah, sounds good
Um, put this up guys, I'm gonna be honest
I'm kind of feeling a little bit dirty a little bit a little bit dirty
I've stolen every single to get a kill for the XP and the loot to follow
So if we kill him again, someone else take the armor.
I will be taking the helmets, or someone else take the level six points.
I will, I will, listen, if we kill him again, I will be rushing for the helmet.
I think we agree whoever gets the helmet first.
I must say, it's, it's a first give situation.
I will kill you, but you may take it and die for doing so.
I'm okay with that.
Are you okay with that?
I'm very quick. I can grab that helmet. I'm gonna be out of this raid so fast
So my AI YouTube I just got updated
Punching the crew or back on factory grinding aug headshots and Zabralo kills lemon got domed at all
It might be a cursed day
This is why we got to get rid of AI. It's against me
For lemon I
Mean but is is it wrong?
Lemon consider me your camera crew this game, okay, okay?
listen to the camera man you got one more and you get that augment back yeah you
can yeah you can there you go on the ground okay perfect perfect perfect you
put better ammo in it correct may 55 that's good it's better than what you
had
I was pushed through here again.
Watch Lemon work boys, just watch him work.
Remember Lemon, we need officer to get player kills, so thank you.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, right, oh yeah, listen, I'll follow you officer, just sit with that
impact somewhere.
One in the corner.
I hear something on the right.
Nothing.
Is that T.P.?
Well, yeah.
That sounded like the way over there.
Take a good steps.
That's like Watch Eleven.
hold holding spray here
dead that dude tanked so many shots son of a bitch opening door animation just
fucked me in the ass
he's in the uh... stairwell
down below us? like below me?
no no to the uh... like the three... the stairwell goes to three stairs
what rounds are he... is he using?
I don't know where to spectate.
He covered us up.
Tank a bunch of, uh, Senator Five.
Oh
What a name
Good news brawl on you got another Zabralo
You can grab mine. I have a big bag wonderful. I
Don't care about anything that was a good one. That was a good one. I was worried cuz it did go off immediately I
I kind of think that because it was the
What's it called fuse one? Yeah
Where's yours that?
Right outside the side door to the right to the right like
Look at us too beautiful boys
You are gonna have to rebuy your Kiver. I can't leave my plate. That's fine.
No. No. Absolutely. Absolutely zero audio. Absolutely zero. Not a single step. Not a
single move not a single anything nothing it was a completely naked guy with a
packa and a mozen he just had no rate of his wife yep all right man I'm done with
fact three let's go somewhere else zero zero zero zero zero audio dude fix the
fucking game man aim it
Yeah, let's say when I get those a brawl
Let me still got one right
Well, you don't have the question yet, but I don't have the question got his bra
You're gonna have is a brawl. Oh, so it's gonna be on you. We'll have another opportunity
In a couple hours will read will read I go over your visit
All right, where we had it
Let's go shoreline. Yeah, I think it's a good good change
We've been, you know, stuck in that, that God forsaken map.
Now we're going to go somewhere a little bit more open.
Let lemon spread his little wings.
It's going to be great.
I'm going to spread my wings.
Spread his little cheeks.
Yeah.
Now listen, I do have to go down to the beach to deposit my, well, it's not no longer
the SVD, the MF armor, the multi-tool.
So I'm going to need, I'll go down there, but I'm going to need you guys watching
my back all righty I will bring some range for you them do either of you by
chance you lie you go lie you go lie do either of you guys by chance have any
extra in 80 rounds I know it's a problem actually never mind we're good I have are
you good I'm okay I'm good listen I got 20 with your name on it if you need it
later. Okay, sounds good. I do understand it is a tall ask, but it is
essential to this gun. Alrighty, let me go ahead and get this one 12 key so we
can do this. Oh, what a joy. I
just got set up. What a joy.
Nice. Oh, I don't mind set up. I'm
really I really don't mind it.
Well, they've changed it.
Let me change it. But even before
it is with scab weapons while
wearing the specified. Oh, no,
They did it okay just a scab weapons though. What is scab weapons? I
Think it's like literally a gun you get from the scab
Nothing gets past you lemon I think
But is that better than a shotgun I don't know I don't I don't know
All righty, let me grab big bag
Let me grab my the correct keys
Okay, well, yeah grabbing your keys I got I have so many short line
I'm very excited about the short line is my favorite map of the game
So I will be here as long as you guys want to play it and I know it's crazy
Hearing me say that but I love fighting in the resort
Yeah, that's that's a little wild but you know
I'm glad you love it.
I've got one with the mat locate and obtain
the key to the closed premises on the health resort on shoreline.
I forgot to listen to anything you just said.
That's the tank bunker.
Tank bunker, okay.
Bunker next to the tank by Sniper.
Then healthcare privacy too.
Info about care groups research in the health resort West Wing.
That's going to be 306, which I have.
beautiful and I think that's it I have a west as well and you go to 112 coach I
have a tall order for you oh gosh can you bring me a stack of m855
absolutely no problem thank you no problem I also have a tall order yeah I
I request one Bitcoin
To carry you to today. That's all right. That's it. That is going to carry you to us
Really, you don't want you don't want my left
Pesticle as well or you don't want my first born child
I could have had all those but I thought you know what I'm just gonna ask for a simple Bitcoin
You know, it's crazy anybody can have you know that chat told me I needed
something for a task a quest so I listened obviously first mistake so 1.6
million dollar key that I did not need for the quest so as we walked in and I
was bitching about it I found a Bitcoin and it was all good nice
Chalice ready Chalice redeem oh I don't need this up grizzly I need heavy
bleeds and I am in there boys okay so just understanding where we need to go
So we got to go to depending on the quest, we have to go down to the docks for lemon
so we can stash the SV, the SV 98.
And then we got to go to the resort West Winged officer.
Do you need anything other than the AMA by five?
Do you have a hold please?
Do you have?
uh...
the fuck is it
just lost it all do you have uh... sanatars taking a i do not
i do not
but i'm good on key do you see sanitar do need to kill him so we will be
hunting him as well
i also got to go see the cult person at the the swamp so if we pass that way
well all right our goal is if we don't spawn there will exit that way so we'll
walk past and whoa we'll get it late so you don't get killed. Thank you so much guys for the five
gifts it's Meltz, Embo, Donovan, Chris, Snow and Dirt. Thank you guys remember today is the last day
to get the paid drops it is a cooler that fits water a wallet that holds cash and a dog tag case
so today is the last day five gifted to get it all but you also it's the last day for this
set of regular drops as well so by watching the stream we're gonna get drops new drops will be
starting tomorrow we will be live early early early unless it starts at 9 a.m. then we'll be live
probably two three hours before 9 a.m. so a lot of hours man holy shit i have a stream like this
and ears but it's nice it's refreshing i feel like every day i feel like it's like uh
I got to wake up. Time to go to war. Time to go to work. Be a nag. It's nice man. Reminds
me of doing it so long ago. Funny enough we kind of got our big, our big break, our
big start on these Tarkov drops and it's cool so many years later now doing it again.
It's refreshing man. Refreshing.
I
Just read this out to my chap I'm gonna read it out to your guys as well today's the last day for drops paid drops
Five gifted get the dog tag case wallet and the killer. Oh the water. It's the last day
It is shared between both PvP PvE and seasonal Tarkov
So if you want it today's the last day I thought are you sure I thought it was too
Okay. Are you talking about the drop? I'm proud. Tomorrow is just the regular drops.
It's the start of the regular drops. Okay. It's always hard. They always do the
times on like Russian time. Yeah. It's like, how do I compute this? You need like a
calculator and a translator? Simpa, laser, Russell, Nord. Shadow, tell your
mommy and kawaii, thank you guys.
I'm pretty sure today is the last day for the Paytons and then tomorrow is the start of
the regular drops.
I'm hoping that they refresh it. If it's the same drops that's already been going on,
they're done. I don't think so.
I wish they would have done,
to do the pay drops for the three days but different drops for all three days
but that might have been too much for me
yeah I'm going to stab in the leg by the way
I'm hearing audio inside already
I would think it has to be AI I mean we were pretty much first spawn
oh fuck balls alright well
what happened good luck you two I gotta go to the uh...
We gotta go. I gotta go with the bird. I gotta go with the bird.
The bird?
Oh, the playing.
Yeah, I'm the drone.
Oh, I got a little excited.
I was like,
Oh, the bird!
I love birds.
The lemon is just, you're getting...
Yeah, this is me, this is me, this is me, this is me.
Getting it birding a little bit.
I'm very proud of you, officer.
I love birds.
Birds are the coolest.
They are cool.
Beautiful and majestic.
Also, I was telling Officer Lemon
about the the the documentary. I'm not saying that it's bad in any way. Right? Good. But
I am starting what do you say? Hold this. Hold this. I'm gonna go look at room. I'm
starting to learn that the premise of the entire documentary now that I'm about an
hour in is these guys are high as giraffe pussy. I mean the entire you said they
dabbled they are not sober for a moment and I think the entire documentary and
not only are they not sober multiple times do they show off some type of
psychedelics you know if it isn't a bong or if it isn't a weed bucket whatever
they are always high and they are those boys they enjoy they enjoy their
Drugs, which I again, but no, but they also they also enjoy their bird. They do they do what I'm said
This is my first day. I I have no idea where I got shot
I died on the stairs to the left right there
But you're dead oh
Yeah, I'm about to get pushed
I'm outside the way we came from
Towards west
I'm at middle stairs
Is this you out here running up in yeah, yeah, I'm outside. I'd be careful. You're gonna run up right up on them
Is this you on stairs middle stairs? Yeah, I'm gonna say all your crack head
All righty, so there I think first floor all around us
I'm at middle stairs just popped a pk through my bag
Oh, there's somebody looking across Skybridge from west.
There?
They're fighting over there.
Oh, somebody on the opposite roof of me.
Which kind of stuff is this thing? I don't know where this thing is going.
Right, I got the one on opposite roof.
What?
Came up the stairs. Outside.
One down.
Nice.
Your guys went outside.
yeah is that where they went yep out front towards helicopter are you running
right now no say you know it's not me not me okay
wall outside the fence yeah
where's he at exactly I may have got him yeah okay I'm putting in work big dog
let's go
I'm gonna toss an a just to be sure is that you running no okay there's another
I got a lot of people yeah they're coming from helicopter I'm about to get pushed I could
shit, I never got that spare ammo from you, either
my guy's still moaning
hi jam so much chaos this happening in these fights I know
another one outside the wall nice oh fuck I'm gonna die here I'm gonna die
This guy on opposite roof again.
Oh my god dude.
This game is full of fucking desync man.
And it kills me.
This game is so good.
But the desync in it is so bad.
You can never, ever, ever hold an angle.
And it sucks. I hate it. That was awesome fight, bro. How many kills did you get? Holy fuck
Four oh dude fucking kill me man
Just just bro if there's one thing that makes me
So mad it is the fact that people can peek an angle and for 15 minutes
Look at me and shoot me and do whatever they want and on my screen
They're still behind the wall. I hate that shit, bro. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it
I hate it
It makes me want to fucking quit and I'm not going to because I'm addicted
But God doesn't fucking piss me off. It hurts. It hurts every time doesn't it? Oh
You think after fucking five years ten years of the game they'd be able to maybe make it better no way
damn
Just I don't hold an angle.
We're doing great.
The second I try and hold an angle and I'm like, I'm just going to hold this.
I'm going to tap him.
He just, he kills me before.
We get back in there.
Yeah.
Go do it again.
We roll it back, roll it back.
Bro, lemon, I was in hell brother.
I mean, my gun jammed.
I get a heavy bleed.
I go around the end there.
You shot a little bit.
It didn't jam, but it did do something weird because the gun jammed.
I never reloaded because I was just trying to deal with all the other aides that I was going through
I was spectating you even that first guy. I wasn't sure you were gonna make it out of that
I mean bro, that was
You almost got that last guy though. You definitely hit him twice there
You hit him once in the door and then when he peeked around the other side
I think you got him once as well. It's just bro. It's like it just doesn't and the whole fight like the
And I would just tell Jett the whole fight. I'm not holding an angle. I'm not holding an angle
I'm not holding an angle because I know I can't and the second I'm like, you know what this fight's been going on for a while
I'm just gonna hold this angle. He's gonna peek and I'm gonna kill him. I
Instantly died you just you cannot hold angles in this game, man
The servers are just not good enough. They're terrible. You just can't do it
Fucking kills me. I
Think it next time maybe not hold the angle
Yeah, I think that's a great idea. And honestly, you deserve an award for such deep thoughts.
Thank you, so brave.
So brave.
Good bye, man.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, dude, it hurts, man. Dying like that is never easy.
It's just, dude, it's so frustrating, man. So frustrating.
We do everything right. The moment we try and just like, oh, I'm gonna hold this.
Instantly sauced. Instantly sauced.
I can't, I can't hold angles, man. I just can't.
And if I do, I have to hold them and like, as I am shooting, I have to be rolling off the peak.
I cannot hold peaks.
I cannot. I die every single time and I bitch about it every time.
I guess the only things I could do is play in jammers and get the
just I feel the shame
whatever from the fucking
groans
oh the uh your little airplane
these don't work right? No
this does
I think I have one more.
I was on destination host.
I love errors.
I wasn't even doing anything.
I was just sitting here talking to chat.
I
Little that last round I was like all right. I'm gonna be real cautious. You're like hold that window
I look at that window. I walk up the stairs immediately head down
I think this might not be my day to be cursed. Yeah, that's green back to back
But I'm gonna break the curse this round. I feel like this will be the round. Oh
God
You know, it probably would have went a lot different
Hutch if I was able to come back down after the two guys I killed but then I got held by those guys outside the fence
Yeah, I mean bro, it's just it's again man
Like lobby and that guy doesn't kill me unless I hold the angle the way I held the angle
Like you just he never kills me, but for some reason I tried to play the game normally
I don't know why my bad not allowed
Did you guys realize there's no tripwires this time around or tripwireless?
I didn't notice that actually.
Neither.
Well, you guys must not be big tripwire guys, but as a tripwire guy, I can do the task
and nothing.
Weird.
Weird.
Honestly, I don't think anyone's complaining.
Well, I'm complaining and I'm going to make a lot of noise about it.
Good noisy. You're gonna use you're gonna use all your motion and get them put back in the game as
It's there's not a lot of motion, but the motion that I have I'm gonna try
Believing you
You know what you it's very rare that you die to a trip wire very rare. I mean occasionally happen
But you know, I feel like they're pretty well balanced
But did you guys where are we ready to death or did you back out back?
I had to restart my game and I had to get a suppressor or not a suppressor of light
No, you well, yes, you can buy regular sites we can't buy scopes until 35 or 40
You can borrow for them though really I have to check it out. Oh
Yeah, dude, I mean listen man, there is no game that is worse than Tarkov when it comes to D sync I
Rulie I
Don't think that there's a game that exists and there might be but
Doesn't hurt as bad as Tarkov DC does
No, Daisy's not even close
Daisy is actually no, that's a lie. That's me being upset. Daisy's pretty bad. Yeah, I
Can't tell you how many times someone has killed me before they turn the corner
Sorry fellas
Just get a bit dire here in the stash
It's all good. It's all good. Take your time
A lot of money that I can't use it's not not ideal
I know it is a little bit because of like flea opens at 15
But now you got to wait till 20 and then 25. I know I'm just upset. I'm upset. That was such a good fight
Bro, we did we played that as well as we could with all the circumstances, but
All right, this is a lot of times it doesn't work out man. Sometimes it doesn't work out
That's my fault for holding that angle now. We're wearing a helmet where I can't hold a fucking angle
He's dumb that wet job doesn't count when you kill players with an m4. Oh
Oh, you're on the M4 quest too?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, okay.
Do we share those?
You and I?
I think so.
Probably.
I would have to assume.
I mean, bosses are shared, which is crazy.
It's Hutch killed Sturman and it counted for me.
Yeah, I got Sturman the other day from somebody else.
Don't think like that we cannot hold an angle. Yeah. No, I'm yeah
He's got a full body swing man
We just got to grab our fucking nuts and and just hyper turn corners and just commit to him
That's it
Hyper turn corners commit to the swing and prefire angles. It's all you can do man
We cannot lean a pig. We just you can't do it, bro. You can't
Yeah.
All right boys.
Shaking off the dust.
Yeah.
Yep.
Shake off the cobwebs.
Clear that pussy.
Out.
Whoa.
Wait, do we want to drop down to the beach while we're here?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I didn't realize where we are.
Go, go, go, go, go.
All right, I'm going to drop down.
You guys stay up above.
Yeah, sounds good.
You guys will be my eagle eyes.
They're beautiful.
I'm going to hold on this side.
Just kind of just sit on this rock push.
I mean, what kind of people are going to kill a guy trying to plant?
Assholes that's right here bad people bad sad man
Okay, this is not it. I got a back track. No, no, it's it's towards the resort
There's a little Robo
Ro ro ro you both
Nearly there nearly there
What's up man? I'm chilling. How are you doing?
Planting, planting, planting.
Listen to the calm sounds of the soothing waters around you.
Yeah. Yeah, passion. Are you running right now, officer?
Yeah. Trying to get you up behind us.
I'm just sitting on this left, like, swing here.
Or you're towards the water.
Yeah, boys. I'm coming back. I'm coming back good work
Guard me guard me. I can tell they're coming from all sides by golden. They're everywhere. They're everywhere
There's too many to shoot at yeah, it's the same guys as last time. Yes
Oh, they just sent me a message. They're telling hutch to hold the angle hold the corn never
I'm guaranteed to die one time to the angle hold and then I bitch and then I don't hold anymore
Okay, I'm back up here. All right, let's move boys. All right. Thank you. Thank you
Actually huge that we spawned there. That's nuts. Yeah, I hate that quest
I need to go over to the bird
Oh, yeah, I lost that last bird. Damn
I do not have much range, so everyone is aware, I do not have much range.
I have range, but I have a horrible gun for it.
And I would also say I don't have much range.
Okay.
Which is great for this map.
Fantastic, really.
I'm entering poor man territory.
I'm not, I haven't dipped my toe, right now I'm like a bottom of middle income.
Okay, you're lower middle class at the moment lower middle class. I've got Netflix, but if I dip any lower I might have to cancel
It's a month by month basis. You got to check in on it
Yeah, actively signing up for 30 days free trials and then making new emails on a IP that's different so we can get it again
I haven't done it yet, but I'm considering selling my plasma at the hospital.
I haven't done it yet, but he stole it from someone else or was given to him for free.
I pulled it from a homeless man.
I traded it for five cheeseburgers.
That would be a documentary I'd watch.
You walk into a pawn shop, how much do you want for that?
Ah, would you buy me a sausage mackerel?
would you run to me would you run with me to the big tunnels please yeah I'm just
doing I've got we won't wear this for too long guys I just I've got I've done
so much to the fucking daddy today I've got to wear it should I get down to the
swamp to it's near the absolutely right here right absolutely go down there
one hundred percent I remember is this the one you kind of it's on the
left. I'll try down here. I'll go with you. Come to me. I'll catch you. Right down in the water below.
Okay, here I am.
right now fellas I'm a buggy with a bush
all right it's it's not the car though it's the yeah
oh yeah yeah over here they said the car sorry
All good all good. I think I know it's it's the one just to the left up here. Yeah
Yeah, the broken up house, but you're gonna hit a bunch of water here shortly. You might want to go up to me
You know what no one's gonna. Yeah, I'm gonna just drag my feet through yes
I gotta be courtesy visit so if we're going all the way down here. I'm gonna go do that too. All right
Then we can go to the resort watch
Wait till half the raids over before you get to go over there.
I know I need I need murder I need kills.
Oh thank you for chirping us through the swamp lands hutch look at you.
Did they change courtesy visit?
No it's exactly the same okay.
Oh it's good.
Oh yes I'll tell you so you want me to heat it up.
That's good. I don't think I need anything to grab anything, right? I just look at the
thing. Did I scare you? Yeah, I was frightened. Perfect. One more time. That's what you wanted.
Yes! Yeah, give me the easy stat or console. In the fishy, fishy, fish house. Fish house,
man. It's house. There might be some trout in this swamp.
Holy shit, we're about in 17k subs, what the fuck?
Does trout live in ponds?
Or is that an ocean?
No, okay.
That's insane.
All right.
I need to see if there's a snackie in here.
Well, you can't find some trout in ponds,
but usually it's because your uncle or somebody caught it
and threw it in there.
Are you starving?
Do you really need some?
I've got some big jerky.
I got a 14.
Oh, take it, take it, take it.
Take the tart.
Thank you.
Let's see if I'm allergic.
I haven't tested this one yet.
All right.
I'm going to touch fish house.
Not allergic.
Right.
I still haven't found my two allergies.
Did you hear what I found?
You see you got all three?
No, I only found my first one.
OK, what's your first?
Adrenaline.
Adrenaline?
Exactly. Bad, bad at all.
Oh, God, dude. I mean, I...
Partly, adrenaline's one of the things you're like,
I guess I'll pop this, I have it.
Not even. I'm just like, I'm gonna keep it to sell.
How do you sell them?
Yeah, I sell them.
That's good.
I go, dude, I hit, I was like,
all right, let's see if I'm allergic.
Yeah!
I celebrated.
I mean, I'm like water, imagine.
Do we just want to reset? We're gonna be super late to resort.
If you're going for kills, they're gonna be gone by the time we get there.
I mean, I have quests. I don't care. Okay. Do them as well.
I'm gonna try and reset for a better spawn or go to resort.
Oh, we can reset. Yeah, let's reset.
This one survived for me, so I'm gonna have to do it again.
do it again yeah I'm to be honest after wearing the tequila helmet for around
three minutes I already want to take it off your bb boy
also eating this gives me more time to grow very good you're right I'm gonna
I'm gonna throw some food in the microwave real quick.
Wow.
What are you throwing in there?
You gonna make one of your world famous tuna sandwiches?
Oh, here you go.
Microwave tuna sandwich?
I don't eat that shit, I don't know how you made it.
I mean, bro, we got actually I could buy helmet
Oh
My couple
Nice
Chad you eat to the fish sandwiches warm ever are they always cold
Always cold. I don't eat. I don't know again. I don't know what he was explaining it yesterday. It's like, you know, when people have to explain how they eat it, that should tell you that it fucking sucks.
Am I crazy for thinking that? Like, how do you eat your chicken? I just eat chicken. Fried, regular chicken.
Not I mean they check it with the birds with you now
now
Birds we gotta go the birds boys. I got one more bird to go to one bird
We don't have to go out of our way for them, but if we're passing by I'll swing by
gimmick was trying to say he wasn't gonna go for capital last night lemon any talk some sense into him
dude that guy I
I mean, we've been playing Tarkov even we were playing Tarkov when it first came out like years and years ago
And then when capo was a thing he's always been
We've jammed out to hell. He's a proper celebration. He says it takes too much time
He's blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, but I I mean honestly though
I was a huge fan of this game
Until like I really went after 40 subs away like having like wait till after this race
And like I mean some of them are challenging enough that like it's it's a huge feeling of accomplishment when you actually get it
And I know people now have it like they've got it all meta and they can speed it through it really quick
But you know even still when I beat get Kappa like I give myself a little pat on the back
And I say you know what you're okay at video games
So you lie change your name to hey, you're okay at video games
Hey, I'm okay at video games. Yeah, we'll think about rebranding. We'll think about rebranding.
Yeah, we'll rebrand.
No, but I doubt Gimmick will ever do it. He's, I would be, I would be shocked. I would
be absolutely shocked. Listen, I will live in his free time. Like when you guys were
growing up, what was like, oh, Gimmick's definitely doing this.
Um, like when we were growing up, what did he do? I mean, honestly, he did
a lot of well now he's really into like dungeons and dragons he likes to paint minis he listens
to a lot of music um what he said cv shows puppets he loves sock puppets he's a huge
sock puppet guy so you guys you guys are very similar you guys are very similar but
also polar opposites yeah I would say as we we had a lot of shared hobbies when
we were young but these days I'd say I spend a lot more time outside like I love
like I ride bikes and like give it some basement dwellers would you tell you
you know what he's a basement you know he I won't say basement well but he
enjoy being inside. Like, if he had it his way, he would every day be awake in the middle
of the night, and few around doing his little thing, playing games, hanging out. And that
sounds horrible to me. I like to be outside.
You think outside, dude?
You know, when I first started training, I was like, like, a 5, 6 p.m. to like,
3 a.m., 4 a.m. And I would go to sleep.
There's a player out in the field?
Good luck, boys.
He's shooting at me. Oh my god. I'm fucking dead.
I don't have the range to fight that. I'll try to watch from a distance here.
Are you actually dead? Are you dead?
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Where am I going? I'm going to the resort. Like the last time you did this.
I felt that that was the plan. I was gonna hold the resort. You all gonna grab that and come back.
We're gonna look at the little bird here.
Where was the officer? He was just straight ahead of us. He was literally just past the drone.
I've got an impact, Nate. Maybe...
Impact in the... Oh, I see him.
Ah, we're never going to get this close, dog.
The squad wears out.
So he just went in by that red container on the corner, see him?
he's inside now he's somewhere in there listen if you look over there I'm
gonna try to grab officers shit real quick yeah well do you have you got I
know the direction no I'm gonna try my best here you got a backpack office
his body's up ahead this is a mission leave no officers loot behind sticking my
hand up for you get my room book card
Alright, I got your armor and your gun.
Come back, come back.
Let me grab my umbrella.
Let's reset again.
We could we couldn't loop back maybe get that guy you could get the PVP
I don't make officer way I mean we could either you have cash
I think we don't go for that unless we spawn on the other side because we're gonna be running
into those spawns over and over and over again.
Smart, smart, smart.
Or we go for a late raid.
We're going for it early and we're just gonna keep getting murdered.
I also should probably went over there.
I just dude I have a fucking I have an eotech on this bitch. I cannot do anything out here
Breaking news as many gold has been banned on Twitch. Oh, so it's a regular fucking Tuesday
or friday kind of expected i got a hell of a shot on officer two as quick
of that he has literally gotten one tap like nine times today it's a good time
it's a good time i'm gonna push up a little closer on this wall so i can hear
if he starts walking this way.
Yeah.
I'm going to be on the car.
So when he loves a grenade over at the car, it hits me.
He's in some crazy shit.
I want to listen to what he says.
You got 22 second. Yeah, I'm gonna come over there like 12
What do you guys do for fun other than video game, what's what are you doing?
It's a Saturday. You can do whatever the hell you want. What are you doing?
Can I be honest?
Yeah, I haven't had a
Saturday off
Like that where I'm just like not I'm just like just not streaming just to not straight, you know and probably
Four years oh
My grinder grinding I mean for me. It's like it's like if I'm taking time off
It's like a scheduled time off. It's like okay. I'm gonna take two days off for me and my wife are gonna go to Vegas or
We're gonna take today an actual vacation
Asia exactly like it's not like I'm just gonna lounge around you know I haven't done I don't really
Not the best you're gonna do exactly. It's like a scheduled thing. I think if it was I mean the last time I that's a lot probably like
I think maybe just go
Lay out by the beach go and chill and hang out and drink outside. Yeah, it's probably the only thing really
Maybe I go drink
Oh yummy yummy. What are you doing officer you got a Saturday you can do
whatever you want. I know kayaking, fishing, hiking. What type of fishing do you like?
Fresh or salt? Fresh I'm up north so that's all I really got.
And I don't know. Yeah, it's like do stuff outside. I'd like to get outside
I'm trying to get into fishing. I I'm by the oceans. I got I got these waders so I could like wait in I've got a pole I
Just I at least I went on the shore couldn't catch shit
And then I've got a buddy who's got a boat so he took me out caught a bunch of rock fish really enjoyed that
But you know what you would enjoy a kayak, but not a regular kayak a push pedal kayak
It was that the one with your feet? Yes. Yes. I saw it dude when we went fishing we were we were way the hell out there
Oh, yeah, super foggy
There's this dude out there in one of those. He's got a fish strapped to the side of it
He's all by himself, you know like it felt like a movie like when you come through the fog
You know like oh my gosh. There's a there's a person out here
I think you're right.
I've never used one of them,
but I want to try one out first.
They're easier than a bicycle.
I mean, bro, you literally sit down,
you got pedals as your feet push.
It's like thinking if you had, you know,
you ever like the rowing about.
Yeah.
Like your feet pushing as those getting pushed, right?
It doesn't wiggle, obviously it works different than that.
But so it's super easy and you can go out.
I mean, bro, people go miles off shore,
just in one of those.
I've seen them but I haven't, I've never done it honestly you're onto something here. I know I would love it. Oh, yeah.
I've seen videos on YouTube of people in those and like they're off the coast of like maybe like California or something.
And they have like a great white underneath them and it looks so much larger.
We do have great white with where I'm at. So it's like every other month. There's video footage. So they're out there, but I don't think they really it's rare that they you know would do anything to a boat.
No, they bro.
Listen, man, if they if you were talking about like what we got Florida like alligators.
And I'm like, okay, Florida. Yeah, hell no.
hell no. I love surfing in Florida is one of those things where I was like, I don't know
if I'd want to go surfing in Florida. I feel like between the Gators and like the sharks
there seem even more vicious than the great white. You guys have the, are they tiger
sharks?
Where I grew up was a shark bite capital of the world, like right next to us, right?
So, you know, in school, everyone, you know, you had the athletes, you had the smart
people, then you have the surfers. And I've told this story before in people in
chat say cap, but I mean, dude, I have so many friends who are missing a finger,
kind of low bite out of their leg or missing a toe or something from a little
reef or, you know, bull shark, you know, something like that. But usually
they're smaller ones that are, I mean, don't give me wrong, bro. There's
some monster motherfuckers that can get really close. I was out once and I
saw like a shark that was maybe two feet long baby shark and I have never paddled
faster out of the water. Well, I was big enough for me as a guy who loves animals.
When it comes to sharks at the end of the day, you know, I won't say they're fish,
but they're sharks, but they're fish. They have the ways they live their lives.
They're not hunting anything that's not a bird on the top of the water. So the idea of
them like knocking you out of a kayak and grabbing you and killing you are fetched now will a
bull shark grab you off a fucking you know surfboard 100% I'll go up they'll be like what is that
let me try they don't have hands they're gonna try with their mouth and by the time they're
done trying you you're probably dead but an American crocodile that's a reptile those
sons of bitches will eat anything they can get their mouths around literally anything.
I think we just had somebody in the state of Florida who was just this woman was just
killed by an alligator and she was swimming in some water system and that alligator thought
yeah that's what I want and ripped her arm and her leg off and of course you know she passed away
I
Don't do alligators
Honestly most reptiles other than lizards. I'm cool lizards. Lizards are cool snakes. Oh, I hate snakes
I'm not a snake guy. Yeah, they're slimy. They bite you venomous
Horrible creatures
Thanks for cool
Well, thanks. Thanks for confirming. I'll never go to Florida. I'm just kidding
I feel like Florida gets a bad rap, but I've got a friend who moved to Florida and he was
talking about what it's like to actually live there.
It's like any state does the stereotype and he's like Florida is actually pretty awesome.
Florida's best state in the country.
Well, I would beg to differ, but maybe it's second best.
What's yours?
California, the great golden state.
Geez.
Yeah, you made a dollar give a 68 cents of that dollar, please. I
Love dark. Yeah, a homeless man throw shit at you. Don't worry three more gonna be there tomorrow
Well, San Francisco is the poop
No, but it's San Francisco again San Francisco
But it's not a shit
If it was a shithole, nobody would want to be moving there, all right?
Nobody would vacation here.
No, no, no, no, no.
You in the state of California, you have by far the best.
Oh, here it goes.
The best. Let me talk.
The best weather, no doubt.
No one can take that away from you.
You have the best terrain.
You have the mountains.
You have the sea.
I mean, it is beautiful.
You also have the most cocksuckers
in terms of people who are just absolute fucking idiots.
We do have some bozos.
You have the highest density of morons per capita.
I think of anywhere else in the world.
Well, even Nebraska, no offense, Nebraska.
Nebraska, we're having to grab this.
All right, hear me out.
Instead of going to the plane, I say we go to resort.
We loot up. We chill.
We wait till we have everything we need.
And then we'll go to the plane late when those
These cock suckers are out of their spawn.
I got it.
Listen, you guys run up there.
I'll catch up.
I got to go to the right just for this little bunker right here.
The little bunker.
All righty.
We'll wait and have them.
I hate California, bro.
Shit, I'm on my way.
The last time I went to California, I went to Muscle Beach in Venice and brother,
was literal human shit on the ground as I was walking on the sidewalk and people
who had turned tents into apartment complexes. I mean there was triple
quadruple stacked tents with ladders and all kinds of shit on the beach.
Listen, let me... next time you come to California, let me give you a tour of
of our great state, all right?
I will show you the spots.
I will say, I mean, I actually love San Francisco.
Oh, shit, shut up, gosh, here.
LA, though, I'm not a big LA guy.
Some people love LA, never been a big fan of LA.
I don't like LA.
I think like, LA is over-hyped, in my opinion,
but yeah, it's got a Hollywood sign, that's about it.
a lot of traffic.
I will say I do at one point in my life,
I would love to take an extended vacation
in Northern California.
Northern California, I've watched so many documentaries
about fishing or hunting or,
what was the other one?
You guys have a bear county up there,
which is the highest density of black bears.
And there's this guy's old man who has a documentary
him just being poised with all the black bears like they would like climb up in a
tree but hey Ernie get the fuck out of the tree get out of here that'd be sick
alright I just ran in I just ran in I'm looped with computers yeah if you like
the outdoors I mean now I've ever everybody everybody in my chat probably
yours too is talking about why their state is the best listen all of you
You guys have great, great states, all right?
Beautiful states, wherever you're from.
They just always make art.
Unless you're from Nebraska.
What's your beef with Nebraska?
I'm just good.
I just like the harp on Nebraska.
Nebraska, you know what Nebraska has for it?
It has a good name.
It does have a great name.
Nebraska.
Nebraska.
Nebraska.
You know what?
I think collectively in all of our chats,
Everyone has permission to share what their least favorite state is right now.
I guarantee you California comes up more cons than any other state.
I'm sure it does.
But my god...
You still at the state? I never think about Oklahoma.
What's going on in Oklahoma?
I've got all my descendants, or Oklahoma's, they're Oaksies.
I've actually never been there, but Kansas, that's another one.
That's another one Kansas. What's going on in Kansas?
Yeah, I don't know what's going on over there. I'm going into West boys. I die. Yeah
I'm dead. Good luck boys
That's fucking retarded man. I actually can't stand it. Is he down by the stairwell?
of those doors on the other side of those doors
I mean guys I don't want to wear it to gilla mask, but I'm gonna have to
Hello
I'm gonna absolutely have to wear a gilla mask. I have no choice anymore
I lack the ability to not die to an instant
headshot no matter the circumstances.
Did I have a flashlight on during that peak?
He didn't go up.
I do have gone down.
Throwing my marker down so I can get something completed here.
I was insane.
I had a flashlight on.
I swung and he still just headshots me.
Fuck.
God, it makes me want to scream.
I'm going to grab a bunch of shit real quick.
Okay, I'm coming to you.
Watch another wing.
There are people over there.
Michael all the way down the other side of the hallway.
I got this stuff.
Yeah, I think you're right.
Yeah, let me get dip out.
Right in front of you.
I don't know where he is, but I'm almost dead.
Take a shot.
Take a shot.
Okay, I got to go heal.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
He's on second scurry. I don't know if it worked too, but he's one of the guys right above the hole.
Oh yeah, I wanted to see what...
Give me one second, I wanna listen to this.
way he got over here. Son of a bitch. Why am I still coughing?
Sniper scab. Where the fuck are you?
Oh
Nice try nice try
I'm back
All right
well
I love the fact that you can tank 400 bullets before you died because I got graced with with a
Another neck shots next shot that time
Single bullet for the neck T45 ammo. I'm wearing tier six armor
That shot. Oh also my armor. I was wearing has neck protection
Lemon
I I hate to confirm what you guys have been saying, but you guys had to have been doing better before I got here
Like I don't like I won't I don't want to say it's my fault, but I do want to confirm
I mean you you guys had to have been doing better. Yeah, but it's not even it's not even like it's your fault, bro
It's just I don't know just getting right his mother fuckers. Oh, I
I a neck shot. I'm wearing a tier six armor with a neck protection rig and I'm still you were dying
One shot who did that piss off that piss off god today. Is that what happened? I say something
I think it may be it's something not what you said about california. It could maybe it might be it maybe
It might be god's favorite state
well
Yeah. Dude. Oh my God. I cannot believe that. I think we got to try our luck somewhere
else. Oh, you're not going well. It's not going well at all. We died every raid. Yeah,
except for the one we reset before we went anywhere. Well, I'm down to go wherever y'all
I'll call it, I'm in.
I could go literally anywhere else also.
So.
Would you guys sign a petition if I made one
about removing a neck head box
because it's the dumbest thing
that's ever been added to this game?
Would you guys sign that petition?
I would only sign it if you signed mine
to bring back the drip wire.
Shit.
Honestly, 10 times over.
I'd give you my social security number
so I could get this neck hit box removed.
Then I'm signing.
All right.
Deal.
Hand shake.
Shake your mic right now.
Hand shake it.
Are you shaking it?
I'm shaking.
I just shook it.
I did a hand shake class.
Wonderful.
I mean, honestly, I mean,
I can just pick a random map,
but I'm every map I've got something now.
If there's one that you guys sort of like,
where do you want to go?
Let's try to interchange.
Interchange.
I'm precious.
The only map I have absolutely nothing on.
Let me take a gander.
I gotta kill Killa.
I'm in.
Let's do it.
Oh, he's gonna be there.
Let's do it.
SP5 ammo, probably not the greatest to kill Killa.
You know what we could do?
We could do, we could do Ollie.
We could finally do Ollie.
This is our Ollie moment.
Um, bring your Oli key, Oli cargo route documents.
The ones I've been asking about every single day for the past three or four days.
Yeah.
Okay.
I thought I sold it.
I got it.
You sold it.
I sold it.
Honestly, if you sold it, I was just, I was just going to click out of the discord
call disband after I've been asking for it each and every day.
And I think you even said yesterday that you had bought it so that I, you know,
for yourself, but also that I could use.
I'm glad you still have it.
I'm happy that you still have any idea if, uh, SP five on killer.
Is that like, am I throwing?
You had a lot to do on interchange.
Oh,
I'm gonna mark the buses. I gotta get the design books.
I got to go to all the stores.
Actually, go.
What's the and I still need to do?
All the logistics.
I don't have a.
Mm hmm.
Make one of these.
We got this.
Dude, boys, I'm so much different.
I'm so sorry for griping and bitching, but I'm not I'm not kidding you if it's your first
time in here, you haven't been watching guys.
This wipe has been a literal hellscape for me in terms of getting head shot it.
I have never in my life played a Tarkov wipe quite like this one where I am just catching
headshots, the amount and the frequency that I'm catching headshots this wipe.
I don't know if you guys, I know, you know, we talked about it the other day, but I don't know if you guys are dealing with the same problems I am in terms of just everyone is dunking on your face.
But oh my gosh, is it fucking bad this wipe and I don't know, I don't know how to fix it.
You just doesn't it doesn't matter how I play. I'm just getting head shot it. It is disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.
I don't know. I don't know what to do.
I don't know if there was a way I could I could I could fix it. I would.
I mean, I swing corners that, you know, people are holding. I lose. I hold corners that people are swinging. I lose that you could argue hutch. Why are you swinging a left hand peeking into right hand hold?
But again, last raid fellas, it was not telling me that you guys are ready. So I was just, I thought you guys were just having pleasant conversation and taking a long time. And then it was my fault. Hold on.
Oh, good. I'm not in right now.
I am building an AK-12. I'm about to be ready.
I got my first junk box. I'm just loading it up.
Nice. Currently apologizing for bitching about dying so much, as you do.
Don't you ever.
Well, it's just dude. It's just one of those one of those days one of those days where the game hates me
Alrighty, I am bringing three mags of the best ammo in the fucking game and
Hopefully we find killer or I kill a bunch of people with it before I lose it all
One of those days
I wish my head box was larger than most and my entire body besides my face.
I mean look at my poor guy, look at how many bullet holes are in him.
How'd you unlock the lighthouse?
I couldn't tell ya.
Just questin' man.
than like a motherfucker.
Well, didn't they remove the neck hitbox out of arena?
Didn't they remove that or like the armpit hitbox or something out of arena?
Bro, it's already popped again.
I'm hitting my shots.
It just doesn't matter.
I mean that last guy I did not miss.
I shot body body and by the time I flicked to his head I was already dead.
Oh
But titty
ABI know I'm put any ABI and like probably over a year
Let's do this fellas all right
Let's lock it
Yeah, I need a good break. Let's do it
Good news is we're having a good time. Aren't we boys?
I am having a good time. I've really enjoyed playing with you, too
You guys are good guys. I'll give you your five dollars later. Okay. I still have it right now
My name is limit. Get some money out of here. This is not gimmick. It's lemon hutch
What's going on here?
What's happening here?
What's happening here?
You're copying his voice, gimmick!
I mean, Lemon.
Do you guys want to search this, uh, tickle area?
That's what I'm in right now.
Oh, you already went in there.
Yeah.
I'll let you know what he's in here.
You'll hear him scream and he die.
Doesn't look like he's in here.
I mean it's hide here.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm
He left all this drip behind to go change on the floor
He caught him right before right after took a shower. He's on his way back right now
Yeah, this is you. Yeah, me
Hello
Hello there, bro. Boss?
I don't think I've ever been back here before.
Yeah, so this was an event, I think, and then they made it permanent, and Tagila can spawn in here.
I'm pretty sure they had to hard separate this portion of the map so that Tagila didn't get out and fight Killa.
I just don't want to get along.
I don't.
Time over the van, but it won't let me up there
Are they brothers in the lore I didn't even know that
All the way down oh
I think I just crossed those two up
Oh, holy shit, good job.
Hotch, you got this first guy.
I meant to shoot the front guy, and I
think I hit the second guy, yep.
That'll happen.
That's got a buddy.
Just the wrong spot at the right one time for those two.
Right out in the open.
I think they saw us, and they're just sprinting for cover.
Yeah, they're probably sprinting to go search
that section
all right let me check these plates might be able to solve some of these
Oh my buses.
I'm just going to repack this mag really quick.
Roger Dodger, Roger Dodger.
Something just involved.
Oh, that scared me.
I thought it was on the ramp.
Shooting at GoldenEck in 740.
Oh, yes.
I have no idea where I died from.
You just died?
Yeah.
I guess they shot me through the hole where we came from.
I'm going to change servers after this.
What in God's name am I looking at?
I
Don't hate it
On living one time dead people all right. I don't know that I would take that oh shit. Yep
Please I've got a family
I have a feeling that was that was sick we all think sub sub 500 hours let's see here let's
Let's see.
No, no, this guy's legit.
No, guys.
This is a real boy.
This guy is legit, guys.
This one's legit.
Stop complaining.
So streamers are always complaining and trying to hack.
Not, do not, all right.
Normally it is stream snipers and hackers,
but this guy, he just got the game.
He's warming up.
He got a few lucky shots.
You know, whatever I died to that angle,
I kind of knew because that light prevents people
from really seeing inside.
And I've never been killed at that spot before.
But I didn't want, you know, you don't want to be that guy
who just instantly calls it out on death.
No, no.
Well, I had a feeling when I was entirely behind a pole
and I didn't see him anywhere.
He shot me through said pole.
I'm changing servers real quick.
It was weird.
It was weird.
Yeah, yeah.
While you do this, I'm going to use the rest of it.
Chad additions to the game don't mean anything.
Cheaters will sell the accounts.
What ends up happening is Tarkov does bulk sales to these cheaters will be sitting on
hundreds of accounts that they bought for free.
I'm one level.
And then they sell on game or what is it called?
being able to take better care of myself and we just cannot get anything done.
I forgot the name of the G2A and all those sites they sound like eight bucks. Cheaters
will sell accounts that cheaters have already cheated on that they've wiped
on and yeah.
All right. First actual cheater of the wipe. Honestly, I'd rather die to someone like that
than die to an instant headshot from a legit player any day of the week. I can't lie. As
as fucked up as that is.
Let me see, is these don't go in there?
Alright, we're stuck with level fours.
Oh, it didn't smoke, boys.
Hmm
Why have to work
Let me grab that, let me grab that, how about another one of these yet?
I cannot.
All right, back boys, I hope that doesn't become the norm.
I hope not.
That's the first one.
That's really, that was a very, very obvious one.
Yeah, it's my first one as well.
First one like that. I've gotten a couple probably like, you know, but none where it's
questionable. Yeah, none where it's like, okay, that
guy is just rechecking. He wants to just throw money away. I mean, it is what it is, right?
I mean, bro, that guy's for sure. That guy's accounts lasting maybe the rest of
the day. Yeah, lucky. Yeah, that guy is just just absolutely
rage-shitting his dick off. Yeah.
They grab a bag and I'm ready to rock. Looks like we are going
to try and kill killer with the bell.
He is down.
Oh.
Oh, and about you guys back.
If you're all group.
Oh, not anyone.
Boop.
you.
Give me a leg.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Hello my love.
Okay, I'm ready.
Got that beverage, please.
No, I want to get away.
What?
No, they're good.
I just like the other ones better.
Love you, baby.
Hope you down like a...
You have to pre-purchase the War Dogs game for access today.
I don't, I think you have to like request access and then sign something like an NDA.
Thank you baby.
Yeah, I appreciate you, Sarah.
I'll be right back.
Be right back.
You
Alright boys, can't get worse.
Can't get worse.
Can only go up from here.
Alright, alright, alright.
Getting some serious deja vu.
Let's go boys. Lock it. I have a feeling we don't go in there this time. Let's just
get inside
All the way at the end at those doors as a player
Roger
I'm going to hit top brain, or is it the one you got to do all that go visit all the
spots
got a guy in front
got a guy in the middle guy in the back here too
Where are you guys at?
I think the last door on the left.
Is that you?
Did you look to me, Lemon?
Just jump?
Yeah, I just jumped.
I'm right here.
The right intersection.
I saw a guy over there.
All righty.
I lit one up in staircase as well.
That's got one down below, Lemon.
And bottom of these escalators.
Front.
Got it.
Beat his meat down here.
Should have probably just tapped, maybe.
I don't know maybe he's got a delicious oh yeah terrible comms terrible comms be
expected scab
probably just kind of let them shoot at somebody and then figure out what the
fuck they're shooting at which way we going boys we backtrack in are we
going forward they go forward they're in there they're in front of you guys
down that way there might be somebody at the bottom of these escalators big mall but it could also be a
scab can't it see them just shifting not doing anything
not any nades or anything so i can't can't flush it out i don't have one either they're right below us
And this is a player?
I don't know.
Oh no, it's a scab.
It's a scab.
Okay.
Alright.
Oh, right.
Any...
So, my scores...
Well, that guy came from this direction, so he should be okay from over here.
your Dodger? All right. Store wise, I only have Austin and Avocado left. Oh, somebody
on the other side. On the other side of the top, right? I think he's running towards mid-bomb.
Someone's behind us where we came from as well. Yeah. All the way down.
We should probably go down this and across into those offices
Yeah, this area
Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of, a lot of guys, a lot of angles, it's a back raid boys, that's for sure.
When are you going to be wearing armor?
Uh, yeah, I-
Is it invisible?
Uh, okay, I might, I might have forgotten to put armor on.
Special wizard armor.
armor. I might have got the invisibility cloak on. I, listen, I bought armor to put on and
I got distracted in the moment. I was eating some fried rice and potatoes and it appears
like I forgot. Yeah, armor's overrated anyway, honestly. I cannot figure out why I'm dying
every raid. I'm at a complete loss. It's a mystery, truly.
Oh my, we already took an L1 for research, we're not allergic to L1.
It might have, it might have, you know what, I might have had armor on, the more I think
about it, I think I had armor on, and then it was one of those famous Tarkov glitches.
Yeah.
You know, it disappeared into the nether.
I thought you just said you bought it and didn't put it on
Yeah, I think I bought it and put it on and then I enjoyed my lunch and
Then Nikita took it away right? I think that son of a bitch
I mean I could review the footage, but I feel like the kids
I trust you. I trust your opinion
That's my memory, you know, but memories a little faulty
I mean, why would you lie? Why would you be wrong?
I don't know. Does it make any sense? Make any sense at all.
Alright, where else do we gotta go?
We gotta go right over here.
I'm gonna get Costin over here. Yeah. And the bookstore, yeah.
We got to go back to Goshen where we came from, grab his ship, if I can sell this damn
key.
I got to get that too.
I got to get that too.
Yeah, I don't think you guys are the only two left.
Uh, folks right over here I think.
Right here.
Boom.
I'm sure over here, I think.
Right here.
Boom.
That one's upstairs.
Keep your eyes peeled, Lemon.
Dude, I'm- I'm- I've got my-
Notice I'm not talking as much, I'm like, I have to survive the train.
I mean, we have died like nine times in a row and that's not an exaggeration.
The one where we survived, we looted nothing.
Maybe down there?
Yeah.
Scav.
Scav.
You little faggot.
Hey, Ace.
Didn't want to die.
I've got balls of steel.
I've got balls of steel, I should only check this cavity if he has armor on, he does it but he's got a beautiful moustache.
I'm gonna go upstairs.
Oh, there you go, guy, uh, Res Mousson.
That guy just almost had to tap me.
Oh my god.
Wait, is that?
Hey, it's a killer.
Yeah, it's a killer.
Good potion
Shots by me
So you watch it in
I
Kept if any of us kill him right yeah, we can also I'm looking welcome
He's probably behind that wall on the backside of the hole. I
Didn't go I thought he was hard left like if you're looking over there hard left when you shot it
of the
but uh no oh he's pushing what's that's
yeah he's in side resonance and i came here i'm next to a fucking generator
listen let me try to draw him out you ready no no no no you instantly die well
I'm gonna run hard go hard left into the ship he's up top I think I'm top
up top yeah he is up top all right so we take a different angle
get up there
I'm this way I'm gonna go up the staircase or yeah I guess we can go up middle I'll
get yeah catching up catching up
at someone else's grenade there could be players in front of us yeah they're probably
come drops inside. Oh, he's coming in here. Something's coming in here.
Dropped one, dropped one, good players.
Now you limit next to me?
I'm down. I'm next to you. We're both next to you.
One more left in pizza
poppies
So hard to keep track of everybody bro
I
Please end Papa yandere no yep, I killed one of them
Everyone looks smaller, but you see now I get over there sure
I don't want to hurt you
He's stupid, he's gonna come.
Come on now, you wanna get hands with the juiceman?
He's close, right?
I just wanna see what kind of treats you got.
You got anything yummy?
You got anything absolutely delicious?
Any little bit of audio I'm hearing is masked by the juiceman talking or officer doing the muck.
officer doing the marker on the fucking shelf one dead
that's it
oh killer
yeah
oh god
holy fuck
Dallas
what are we doing bro
oh
I'm gonna change my cap out for one of these
yeah
I'm gonna change my fucking underwear.
He's in right there.
I'm gonna fucking, I might actually, I think I'm gonna go play some solos.
I think I'm gonna go play some solos.
I legitimately am.
I think I have to go play some solos, man.
I can't.
The no nades, the no comms, the no nothings.
I'm actually gonna lose it. I don't think I can handle it today. I can't I can't I'm trying to sit down fight a guy
I have officer dry humping a desk behind me. I have lemon making bird sounds. I have killer finally in front of me
I'm thinking he's out of ammo. He's a 95 round drum bag. I don't think I can do it today
I don't think I can do it today. I'm losing my mind
I'm actually losing my fucking mind and I don't think I can play anymore. I think I have to go play solo
I think I have to go play so much I think I have to I can't problem losing my mind. I'm actually losing my mind
I'm actually gonna fucking freak out
17k subs man that is in
Say no, thank you so much for all the love. Thank you all so much for all the gifts rank
Hey guys so much for all the support dudes. You guys are awesome. Thank you all so much
I have died for nothing, but the last two hours of playing and I am an actual help
I
Dude, I'm I'm I'm losing my mind. I'm actually losing my shit
Limits for getting fucking armor I
Just I don't I don't think I can continue
That doesn't matter if I hang back because the moment a bullet is fired
Everyone is paused everyone stops moving everyone doesn't do shit a gunfight starts happening
I try to walk forward. I can't hear anything other than
An officer
I do I'm losing my mind. I'm losing I'm losing my fucking mind. I'm actually losing my shit. I'm losing my shit
I'm losing my shit
I'm losing it. I'm losing it. I'm losing it. I'm losing it. I'm losing it. I'm losing my mind
I'm losing it
I need to I
I'm gonna go take a quick scab run a quick scab run
If you shoot a couple scabs that aren't expecting it
Just a quick, I need some me time, you know?
I need to go and drink a Michelob ultra at a bar
that I shouldn't be at or something like that.
I need a little bit of just me
and alcoholic beverage, I think.
I think that's what I need.
That's what I need most of my life.
I think that's what I need.
I think that's what I need.
We're gonna go here and low customs, sure.
Let's do this. This is what I need.
This is what I need. This is what I need. This is me right here.
This is what I need.
This is what I need. It's beautiful Friday. What? This is this is what the doctor ordered. Oh god, bro. I just
Oh my god, no, I know dude. I have been head shot it. I've been killed by cheaters. I've been killed by killer. Oh
The only thing that can make it better is if one of them kill me
I think then we have pretty much checked everything off of the bingo card list
Yeah, maybe someone ripping a slur, maybe a slur in game, could also be on that bingo
list.
Yeah, get close in here have them just just start spitting
Hmm.
Hmm.
All right.
Oh, I heard a shot.
We're going right for it.
What do we get?
Zagustin.
That's terrible.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Zagustin. Not terrible. Magnum Buckshot. Actually go to the dorms. See if anything is in there.
Do you allow me to apply the staff runs?
That's a chat question if I've ever heard one.
Does anyone know?
i do not
Nothing in here, 15 minutes left.
if we do go run over here and see if we can't find that guy who shot that one bullet.
Be careful, but be strong.
No, bro, you built you built a push everybody. All right, you got this really you got this man
You're gonna keep you can have all the loot. Let's go get them. Oh
Look at that. We got another one to add to our group. Let's go
I think the swore and I heard shooting over here.
All righty, all righty.
thinks he heard shooting over here man
go what up
it's a regular scav, it's a regular scav
Oh
We gotta put it too. Oh
What was that sound like an AKS
Maybe are they you think they're maybe in the gas station, let me look
inside Vladimir's dead
Vladimir's fucking dead you killed Vladimir you piece of shit
YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
IN THE CORNER!
IT'S FUCKING FLYING AWAY!
FUCK!
I bet my shot didn't even go off on his screen.
I bet my shot didn't even go off on his screen.
I guarantee you.
Damn it.
It did and he take that!
I'm back.
Welcome back.
Welcome, welcome.
Welcome.
bags spare ammo and helmet wonderful and your and your little ears wonderful I
get it in my back to the group please sir yes sir did you get another juicy gun
from a scoundrel today no no nothing I met a friend Sam was Vladimir he told me
he likes to sit in bushes he was murdered and I made another friend he got
shot and then I shot a guy with buck shot he lived here. I am
Yeah
Guys, I'm not having a good time. I want you guys to know that I'm in hell
I'm in turn. I am an absolute hell
I'm an absolute hell
That one was a rough I mean he he probably only needed five more bullets after he died to I mean dude
I just I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I
Grab some water
Well
You pick where we go hutch
Need you to feel better
There's gonna make hutch feel good
good. I have a quest where I can get my medicine case. A medicine case will make me feel better.
What exactly do I need to bring? What do you guys have?
Um, I've got your ears.
Oh, you have, uh, I have your helmet, your spare mags, your gun, spare ammo.
Okay.
So I need rigged backpacks.
Yeah.
Rigged ears, backpacks.
I think women has by ears.
No, I have your ears.
The sordid.
Okay.
Yeah.
The armor backpack heels.
I need armor here
Wow the beta bag is a hundred and seventy K. They used to not be that much
That's crazy
You have to bat much they up to the fuck ton. I mean it's a great bag, but holy shit
I need a key seventy forty
You have all that, that's good, okay, grab some grenades, and I'm ready.
Oh, I need a marker, let me grab a marker real quick.
Gosh, customs is just non-stop, I've got a lot of tasks still here too.
a corrugated hose in the med lab is that crack house that's crack house right up top
we'll crackster i don't need armor right now do i do i need armor you do need armor
let me grab that
my literally i wait oh wait did you have a trooper i've got your trooper yeah i got a trooper
I didn't pull that out. I got it an entire inventory filled with armor
guns and goodies I
And now this is my last armor. I am buying backpacks and ricks
Oh, no
And I am about to be in poverty
Oh, no team affirmations. That's what we need officer. Would you like to start hot sexy?
good. Thank you. Well, rounded. Oh, thank you. Yeah, hutch. What I really appreciate about
you is, uh, what do I love? What's good about you? Um, I'll start. I like I enjoy the fact
that in any situation that ever arises, I can count on you to be as unprepared as unprepared
gifts. You would go to a funeral in your boxers. True story. I did forget armor last time,
but I quickly was able to get some pack of armor, okay? Of a muscat.
Do we have days limit now you know what I
Appreciate that hutch is willing to stick his magnet head out there and attract all the bullets
Right to the dome not only once but twice three times. We're talking right after raid right after he's a selfless
He's a selfless sacrifice if I crouch they kill me if I stand up
They kill me if I swing left they kill me if I swing right they kill me and every time is a headshot
And you were the way you were able to butter up killer there for us
I mean really buttered him up so I was able to pop my little head over the top
You know you're right up for Levin the fact that you could shoot him from above the plant on a headshot angle
And he wouldn't kill you but then I swing right after he has dumped over a hundred bullets and still
Somehow has more ammo in his mag is beyond me. I literally when I'm because my head was poking over the top
I was like this has to be like a bug or something
Dude, I don't I was worse and I don't understand how how you lived and how I died. I don't get it
Don't get it
All right, come on okay, here we go boom boom
listen I'm willing to go first I got my killer armor I'm back I did not put the
helmet on though cuz I'm gonna need for a task smart man
Thank you boys, he's here
All right, I am 100% going to jam in this ray
Oh my god, it's cooked, isn't it?
Oh, it's fucking sauced, so in the case of a jam I will bend right behind everyone
I need it.
I need it.
Oh, my past is right up there.
I needed it.
What is this down here?
Player.
Player.
That was a player.
You killed him?
Of course.
Outside of ammo.
No, no, no.
He's on the left.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna nade, nade, nade.
Inside our wall or outside?
Outside.
Outside, outside.
Nading.
Beautiful nade.
Three, two, one.
I don't think he ran backwards
I don't think he's not there anymore
This coward go I'm outside like where we saw him
I'm playing my quest
Is this you?
I'm out by the train cars.
I might have just took your marker. I probably just choose your marker. I thought it was loot.
Oh my god.
I was like, I've never seen one of these before.
And the lesson goes to my thought.
I think that dude just really dipped.
Hey, Michael.
I'm going to go get these bushes back here just to take a look so he doesn't shoot us in the back.
Yeah, I'm back here as well. I'm on the train tracks.
Alright, quest done.
Yeah, I see ya. You're right. I think he did get you.
Oh yeah.
I think all the shooting up here is here.
Gas station. He's in hell over there.
I thought maybe he'd be hiding down here. No, he's gone.
Not want the smoke he said no thank y'all I know what the thigh
Is that our boy and I think so our beautiful bacon boy
Sweet summer child, there's terrified
Oh, he's poor.
Yeah.
Very, very poor.
He's poor and ugly.
That would be why he was ripping everything the scads owned off their bodies.
He was a poor.
Yep.
All right, are we going to stronghold or are we going to go right towards storms?
Where do you guys need to go?
Punch.
I already got my quest done, wherever you guys need.
Okay.
I don't have any keys with me.
I'll try to be case-filled.
Well then I would, uh, crack house?
You want to go hard left around the crack house?
Let's do it.
Okay, we do that.
I got to kill scabs.
Learn any easy scabs.
Okay.
Yeah, I've needed one faraway scabbard. I'm done so scab on
Oh, I'm gonna go and grab this relay that I left I guess they're going for a hundred thousand right now
Shit
I'm gonna come back. I just have a feeling and I
Might not be cursed hutch might be cursed up here to yeah
Did you get everyone's uncles to
Unperceive do you think it's I'm not familiar with purses and the dark magic, but yeah, I think that first could have moved in my direction
I
Didn't want to tell you but I literally said when was the last time you talked to your uncle hutch and you're like
I don't know in a while like he's at work. You didn't call your uncle and ask him to light a candle
And is it since I joined or is it since you didn't call your uncle and have him light a candle?
Yeah, it really could be anything at this point
He's on the left side he was on bottom floor down by that stairwell
The stairwell door. Yeah, I see one
I hit one, I hit one still on the left, one's outside by this tractor, I may have just got
him.
They're dating up there?
They're dating?
Are they down below?
Is that one of you guys down below?
No, I'm running for it.
No, no, no.
I'm outside.
Oh, there's people everywhere dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, where is everyone at?
You guys are far, right?
in the field is get that guy no no no i'm dead i'm dead i'm dead i'm no pks i hate it
oh they're everywhere dog dude there's some in there's some outside hard left
yeah where are you right now i'm on the right side of stronghold i'm gonna die oh my god
the
I got the guy outside the guy
lemon
I'm fucked up right now
I got one inside stronghold, the work
Should be another one inside stronghold
Should be
It's a dead guy inside stronghold this guy could have killed him
Right
We just moving I
I'm moving outside. I'm outside
still
What did the guy have that you killed?
He had a AK-74 you okay, so there's definitely another person. Yeah, yeah for sure
I was getting shot by like
Yeah, I'm coming up the back ramp
first floor yeah i hear you on the staircase it's just a guy you killed right here no different guy
i'm saying this guy i think saw one of them trying to come inside of here yeah there might be one
one more like top top
they could all be dead
yeah that's
yeah
yeah i might have been this guy shooting at me single fire
this guy was the one who was shooting at you 100% i shot at him
fucked him up he ran down here i chased him and he died
gotcha
Holy
Guy's got a QBZ
Oh
Okay, what does he have his name you got killed by a guy named J-man and I killed J-man
He has an AKM in
Roger also the cowboy hat if you so need those
and then have you looted the guy outside and we also need to grab lemon shit and then we
do you have green flare I do not have green flare with me
fuck
yeah we gotta grab lemon
No, I don't have factory key with me dead out whenever you want your onshore line
He sucks he's on me come on. Where's the exact?
He's by this other tractor, I don't want to describe it.
Now I'm closest to blue wall.
They heading for a second.
Got him.
Nice.
Ugh, he had to be dead to rights, missed every shot.
Well I'm glad I could tank some bullets for ya.
But I dropped my bag at John. Anyone know?
I'm gonna have to wear... fuck.
I'm gonna have to wear a gift armor out.
I'm gonna use a defender.
Something inside running, unless it's you.
I'm not outside, I'm still inside.
Okay.
I'm on the steps. We're at on the steps, what?
Hi, thank you.
That's a good work, fuck.
All right
Go on over there. Nothing good happening right now. I'm trying to
Fnagle all this stuff. I'm sure
Use this happens I have a take-down bag
Um, his big things is not gonna be his armor
He has a armor. Oh, this is a lemon. What's the guy you kill?
I'm on him right now. He's right here
Got his gun
Yeah, I could fit that. It's an important bag
Hmm
I think I might have to drop my sword and...
Alrighty. I got his armor.
I am.
All righty, I'm fat. I wish I had a green flare
I'm just seeing what's going on with this guy.
Go ahead, there you go.
We cannot have a raid where everybody lives.
It's fucking impossible.
Alright, I'm movin'.
Yeah, true.
I should have done that.
Damn.
Yep.
I'm gonna grab the headphones, I'm stupid.
Fuckin' close bad.
I didn't even cross my mind.
So yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well I'm glad you're gone didn't jam.
Caused your death, I would've felt extra bad.
extra bad all brah i was on that staircase you came down and that's the
only thing i was thinking was like please just die before i run out of ammo
or my gun jams i'm being in front of us
scab
damn oh i just took a shot from the side what is that
is there something in one of these buses much no there's something next to
us. Now there's definitely something next to us.
Whether it's a player scav, I got rid of that scav. Players scav are player scavs.
This scav, let's make sure we just keep on trucking out of this area.
Ugh, gotta stay in. You just keep going.
Wait a minute.
Lucky perk is a waste. Don't take it Chad. There ain't nothing lucky about the lucky perk.
There ain't nothing lucky about the lucky perk. It is a fake perk.
It is not worth the trade of Dr. Jekyll. Don't take lucky. Stay away from lucky.
Should be called the unlucky perk.
Yeah, I do too. I just got to make sure I have green flare
Not going to do it. I don't even care if
It's a map that doesn't use green flare. I will always have a great time on me
Hold it like paracord. Yeah, literally just always have one
You have no flea market, I'm gonna be honest, bro
if you're not like I want to do a no-flee market run or something like that
bro I'd restart my account if I really do
Dr. Jekyll is like oh I believe yours is like the entire the entire game
What the fuck is that?
That's a player scav on an issue.
Stamina, but I should be safe.
Crawl for stamina.
and
well if you're doing the achievement run, or the achievement run, it makes sense
like if you're actively trying to get the achievement for those, like okay sounds good
but if you're just like trying to play the game
and you did that, trying to thank you right now
doing a specific perk thing.
Yeah, no, you gotta fuckin' reset.
I have an L1. You wanna take the L1?
Oh, nah, that's okay.
Actually, you should. See if you're allergic.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Could find out.
I don't even have space for that right now. Hold on.
Just drop one item on. Grab it.
Um, bad anyway.
Let's see.
Nope.
Nice.
Imagine being allergic to an obnolusk.
Obnolusk.
Ha ha ha.
In your relevance, even if you don't instantly die, you're still going to die long-term.
Well lemon
Yes, you bro RIP you I
Honestly, I'm okay much this time. I feel like I like that. We want you guys won the fight, you know, it happened
You got my shit out I'm happy oh
Man it allowed me some time to kind of breathe a little bit stretch
Argued with your twitch chat from my ear
You keep calling me gimmick.
It started about 30 minutes ago when you called me gimmick.
I was living all day and then you started it and now they're just, yep.
There we are.
This is the easy to get posture.
Okay.
Okay, officer.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
All right.
You guys get some sweet treats you got my armor. Okay, I've got the gun your gun. Yes
Pro that
Are you still using that actual contraption in fork it?
Me with the sight on the very top I
Think I lost that thing. I was using that
looks first
I'm not even sure where I got the thing looks like you
Like it's like a bad dream item, you know, I think I got that gun
Like on Wednesday this week. I kept from a PMC and then I was I was running with it
It was kind of working. I mean, it's better than no site
You know, it's it's um, I'm not quite once I hit 20
I'm gonna open up a lot of stuff and then be able to really kind of mod out again
Yeah, I feel that but I feel like I feel like right now. I'm having to use just kind of whatever it comes my way
Yeah
Okay, so you got armor and my gun in mags. Is that I've turned this into therapy right for the same case
Yeah, I've got your gun in mags. Oh, she doesn't give you a stem case anymore. She gives you medicine and a document case
Skier gives you a key case and a mac case on a lab's key card
And proper gives you an ammunition. I'm also in a terrible lighter in my my
So what which one do you guys think it should I should take care?
Here's harder to get rep for
Yeah, he's harder to get. Oh, we do need wrap. He does give you a key case and a mad case.
I don't really need a grenade case or an ammunition case. It's all preference, right? This is all
preference. There's not anything bad that happens. We get two labs key cards, which
is a couple hundred K of pop. We get a mad case, which is good. We get a key case,
which is honestly needed. Document case. I don't really care about. Once we get
Yeager level, we're going to buy a sick case.
I never use document cases, and we can just trade for those anyways.
I think magazine cases are more expensive than document cases, and you can get document
cases out of mark rooms.
Yeah, this doesn't give rep actually, you're right, it's all experience.
I have never crafted a singular any type of case in my entire life.
I don't think that matters to me.
What's more expensive on the market right now?
Let me see.
Mag.
It's not, oh it is that, that is how you spell it.
500K, what is document case going for?
500K, so it really is like just choice.
Document case, what about lab key card?
Oh, so it's over, it's almost $780 and then a grenade case is $800k.
I think, I think it's worth to go to skier.
I think skier is the move here, double check in.
This is a grenade case and an ammunition case.
much as ammunition and we already have two of them so I don't really even need one until
later 200k and I can just buy it for cash guys I think I think we go scare oh but a
the med case. This is a med case, isn't it? Oh, which is 600 K as I need some input. Do
I go grenade case, mad case, lab key cards, or do I do medicine case? Do I do med case
and document case
i like i like the mid case persian i like that case docs case that sounds pretty high quality
yeah i do need a medicine case too that's a huge amount of storage
Yeah fuck it. That's my pick. I'll take the medcase. Yeah I'll do medcase. The other one
gives me a grenade case but like I can count on one hand how many times I've ever used
a grenade case. So any grenades I get I'm always throwing them bitches. Yeet them
Yeah
Especially with grenadier you gotta you know you guys just chuck them out there and hopefully someone get lucky
The main thing for me, too is just like
Like am I getting used out of shit, you know, and I feel like I'm getting used out of that
Alrighty, let me
So we already we all have 214 done correct that's done
Which one's 214? What is it real quick? That's the one where the case is on top of the safe.
I need what rubes it the one for chemical part one.
Oh, isn't that 114?
Just to locate and take any item that could help with the investigation.
Oh, wait, I think I might be on that one too. Let's see who has that therapist.
about 105 why is this why is 105 going for so much 20 give 220 huh I just sold
220 but I have another okay because this is a safe one is all I need then maybe
we keep this key actually currently just going through my keys and seeing what
like what I should and shouldn't sell.
Not 203, 206, 114, it's not going for a lot.
We still have not done this damn idea shit.
Idea is selling for so much money.
Is it?
Yeah.
And Pinewood Hotel 215 we did that didn't we?
Maybe
Check 15 is going for a mill now you haven't bought it I would officer went down a lot today
Because you're gonna have to turn it in oh
I'm getting a shot of this
pistol if I can.
Real estate, we finished this and there's no
real estate keys on the market.
Oh my gosh, if I sold it for 1.5 I'd have to
spend 1.2 to put it up. What a joke.
That hurts.
What's the most I can put it up for?
Around like 350,000.
Like you get to a certain point where the game goes, we're not going to let you be that much of a scumbag.
I'm going to put it up for 300.
Yeah, mine's the only one up right now for 300,000.
And honestly, I probably could have should have kept that for the boys later including lemon who is currently in the discord
But fuck it
I'm gonna I'm gonna I know whatever key that is I wasn't totally listening, but I'm sure I'm gonna need it like
You got key two oh three
You wouldn't buy chance.
All righty.
Document case.
I have that now.
Okay.
So do we need, do I need to bring any keys?
Wait, the chemical's part one though.
We don't need to keep that one?
Oh, 303 too.
303.
303.
Let me see.
Got that.
303 loaded up.
That's the Zibbo.
I got to get rid of this Zibbo.
How long have you had that Zibbo?
I've had to zibble in here for like two days.
Still sitting here.
Alrighty, is 214 a safe room?
It is, isn't it?
Or the 218?
I'll bring it.
Okay.
I don't know.
Banana Foster.
Banana Foster is our code words
so that we don't sound stupid lemon,
but we don't know what the fuck
the other person's talking about.
Just say banana foster.
I like it.
Banana foster.
Yeah.
Let me now just find a gun that I can use
and I'm in there, boys.
I don't want, I'm gonna bring this big old bastard.
You know what's weird too?
I've opened up flee,
but I can't sell anything on flee.
Literally nothing, bro.
That's right.
It's terrible.
I can sell duct tape.
like okay cool yeah it's like hey uh congratulations you've reached it now don't get nothing don't
get you don't get nothing but you're here nothing but you're here congratulations nothing nothing
but depression and sadness but welcome oh you know what i'm i was you know a little sad that you
you went down to a killer. But the nice thing is I lose your corpse and I got my final flash
drives.
I'm waiting to say that until I'm not dying again. And I do appreciate that. I do appreciate
that.
Now that your spirits are, you know, becoming lifted, I just thought we should share.
Bro, you know, I'm not about, I don't care about when and every raid. I just want
If I die, it is what it is and today has been one of those days where we have died to now a cheater
I've been head shot in so many times
So many a killer was just the icing on the cake of AIDS and
problems
I'll be right back fellas. Yes, sir. We also didn't bring a green flare. I want to cry
I know I brought one. I brought one. I brought you your armor by the way
I think I already told you that yeah
Armor and then I think he's got my gun. So you know what? I will say I know you've played it more than me
But even still that experience is coming into play. I can't believe your level 31
Level 31 and I mean even officer 24
That's crazy. You hit a wall at like 27 and you just I mean the levels come
slow yeah you start sludging you're sludging barely moving forward
so what are you going are you going to are you gonna try to escape are you
kind of playing right here you're having fun having fun man having fun right now
games good other than the decent that makes me want to cry but I'm just
yeah I'm just having fun man you know peanut always goes we're going for
Kappa and then I start going for Kappa and then he stops playing what happened on the regular game as well. Yep. Yep
So I think Kappa is the ultimate goal
But the moment, you know, everyone's not playing and the boys are having a good time. I'm not gonna, you know
I won't there's a new hot game
Exactly, but you want this war dogs when war dogs come into that if that's really good or something like that
I like that. I'm more just trying to, you know, like every wipe. Move as fast as possible and just keep on getting quests done.
I like having purpose in my raids though. Like when the game comes down to just running to a location, shooting people, looting their body, and rinsing their feet, I get bored.
Yeah, I hear ya.
I like having things to do. I like having a goal.
Goals are fun.
I'm glad they changed up quests. Makes it feel a little bit more fresh.
I agree.
Even though they are quote-unquote easier, oh I forgot PKs.
Anyone got extra PKs?
I don't know what a PK is.
A GGS?
A painkiller.
Negative.
I've never heard of her.
Never heard of her.
Alright, let's go get your- you have to step for Krakhaus, yeah?
go to dorms let's do crack house first let's go crack house dorms all right
let me follow my lead right behind you boys
Oh, I almost killed him almost.
Close.
It's a good one.
Door's open.
This gun is so nasty.
Probably my favorite looking gun in the game.
This is the ASVal mod 4. Maybe we should take one straw hole.
Roger.
I don't hear anything, but did you see something no just like to listen
I'm not hearing anything. I got the really good headphones on, so I'm gonna try to abuse
this as much as possible. I just heard a gunshot.
Yeah, bunk beds. I got a grenade. I'm gonna hold this there well.
I got another grenade.
I got a good roll.
There could be another one down there, officer.
Be careful.
I'm gonna watch the middle of this one.
Jeez.
Shit, the whole building.
I'm holding the door.
It's usually like an angle of need.
I'm going to.
gotta clear the other room beforehand. I'm down here. Don't shoot me. I'm gonna anybody
move by that door. I'll get him.
Some support.
We're gonna in here.
Lemon you got that door? You holding it? I'm holding it. I can trust you yeah?
You can trust me.
Yeah?
For sure.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent.
That guy knew his time was coming.
Yep.
They're gonna kill this guy.
Jusman the Lapis.
First PMC kill of the day, I'll take it.
Yeah, he's got some Pac-Man armor.
Now this is a big guy.
This guy is a real fighter.
No headphones, no helmet, monster.
He's an absolute beast.
I know that that's your first one of the day.
Does he by chance have a flashlight on any gun?
He's got PKs. I just dropped him on the ground.
What a guy.
no flashlight on any guns are you sure it's me I there's a lot of gun to check
on that MP5 are you sure I mean it doesn't look I mean I was partially checked
I'll do a deep dive check in a moment but it doesn't appear so deep dive it is
and he's got another PK in his uh
this movie crack I'm just gonna keep saying PK sound cool yeah I kind of PK
back PK when I saw the PK in his pocket. Hell yeah. It's so cool Lemon. So Lemon let me ask you this. In terms of all the birds you're looking for what's the number one like man if you get to see one of those it's a Friday afternoon you have the day off you took the wife and kids out you told them that you were going to get ice cream but in reality you're
What bird are you looking for?
I mean, I had a bird until like maybe a month ago, so the big bird that I wanted was the
bald eagle actually.
Oh, I can usually see that.
In my area there's not a ton.
So we do something down outside.
Hello?
my area there's not a ton
someone outside outside
hello
i'm in bathroom
i'm outside on our side
is he left or right side of the building right now
uh he was on the right side
He's dead.
Good work.
Nice.
Great job.
I'm going to stash this corrugated metal.
Big boy.
Very, very large boy.
Yeah.
He looked juicy.
I could tell by the way he ran.
Yeah.
The schmoves.
This corrugated metal, is it upstairs?
Oh, I see it.
Trey Way TTV
Was it actually Trey?
Trey Way? Who's Trey Way?
Maybe Trey who's feeling a certain way
Nothing gets faster you living
Yep, you're a snoop. I'm an absolute detective
No, but I saw the Bald Eagle
I went to a lake with family and there happened to be two Bald Eagles and it was very majestic and I felt very patriotic
And it was actually had a tiny suit that it was wearing made of the American flag. It was
Wow
But the bird I want now my new bird
It's honestly not that crazy of a bird for a lot of people in the country
But it'll be a big bird for me is I'd like to see a cardinal
Red cardinals listen. We don't have any cardinals here. Let me tell you something
Let me take you to where old Hutch is origin story
Hey, let me take you to Kentucky actually, I don't know do I want to go there?
Let me probably not but if you ever decided to let me let me get you come to Old Boy County, Kentucky
Okay, uh-huh, and brother you can see more
Cardinals than your heart desire. I
Mean we talk and we talking vibrant red beautiful card. Oh the most beautiful
You know, there's folklore to cardinals where I'm from, you know that?
Is it really?
Yeah, come on, tell me.
Yeah, so the cardinal, and obviously, you know, guys, this is folklore that's just how,
you know, especially, oh, is that someone else's side?
This is me, this is me.
Okay.
This is just how it is for, you know, certain very redneck families.
Are believed to have some significance of your past family members like a message or a sign
Seeing a cardinal in the wild just come up like grandma. It's like gay grandma sent you a sign, you know
And there is I think they picked the most common bird to like all the whole family's here
It's a reunion.
Yeah.
It's like a sign.
I know.
And even chat.
A bunch of people in chat are saying the same thing.
It's like a family member who's letting you know that they're still there.
Hey, what's going on?
Now, would this cardinal family member be able to release a curse
that has been placed on a living family member?
No, we're getting a little crazy.
I don't know if that works.
If it works that way.
But that's all I know.
That's as far as that folklore.
I know my family is very much, you know, I don't say intertwined with it,
but you know, I got family members who were like, I look at this picture.
I saw seven Cardinals today.
Oh, my God. A lot of signs, a lot of signs.
So people aren't shooting Cardinals. No.
Hell, no. I mean, what do you want to stuff it?
Is that like stuffing grandma then?
Yes, I don't know.
Listen, that is like even you saying shooting a car
to audience today, you're like, oh, oh, oh, I apologize.
Oh, my apology.
Yeah, I'm quite angry.
All the Kentucky and I apologize.
Hey, that's my apology.
You shot Gravel.
I'm getting reported right now.
Yeah, we're getting reported.
That's the word.
All right, I can keep going.
I dropped the, oh, I'm still over way in-game,
of course, in-game.
I promise to never shoot a Cardinal unless I'm attacked by a Cardinal, alright?
If a Cardinal attacks me, I will take the shot.
Like, I don't know if they're like crows. Crows remember you.
You think staying a crow? That crow will...
Now, this is a joke. They will haunt you.
They'll remember like your family. They'll attack your children.
Do you by chance did any of a gun he had have a flashlight on it? I need a flashlight so bad
Let me check
Yes, oh, let me get that thing put it in his rig. All right
This guy killed two people also
That's probably pretty light
I need cigarettes if anybody happens to stumble upon a pack of cigarettes
The crow story in New York City. Have you heard that story?
No. This guy. I'm already excited about this. No, it's a true story. It's a true story.
This guy in New York trained, you know, in New York they have like those houses or whatever
that has like all those birds. Oh! Like how you really played with the devil there
as he was swinging the quarter. Well, I thought you were an officer. I thought
I was who needed a scab, so I was like, oh, an officer will shoot. So anyways,
He trained a bunch of these crows to pick up loose change off the ground for, you know,
seeds or whatever.
And sure enough, this guy, like, was making thousands of dollars a year or a month, whatever
it was, from these tens of twenty-thirty different crows bringing money back, and you know, birds
are very smart.
And crows are incredibly smart.
We both know that.
Yeah, they're crows.
pros would watch other crows do it and then they started doing it so like free food equals this quarter
bro next thing you know this guy had hundreds of crows bringing him loose change from the streets of
new york they did a whole documentary on him i gotta see that i gotta learn his ways i'll send it to you
the only problem is there's not a lot of clothes in my area but if i could train the seagulls
Seagulls are evens! Seagulls are evens!
Yeah, they're like the rats in the sky.
They're able to helmet. The helmet on the ground.
Ramin helmet?
That has your name on it. Come take this lemon.
Oh, it has my name on it.
Oh yes, please.
Yeah, the seagulls are the rats in the sky.
Oh yes, this is a nice helmet.
I think I'll plant my little company camera in the bush.
Close, careful.
Thought I heard extra running on the other side of this officer.
Okay.
It could be trippin'.
Aw, bro, New York is crazy, man.
You got swirls, eatin' rats in New York.
come on officer come on officer no not rats eating squirrels squirrels eating
rats and mice I listen you're probably gonna disagree but say I'm fine
New York City my favorite city in the whole world I would live there in a
heart beat dude you are such a great and this is gonna be the guy who said California is the best
I I know I I love all some shit look at this oh my gosh this is large oh okay hold on
yeah everybody like this could be okay it's unlooted it's unlooted yeah somebody's around
I don't even, I think the guy died, I'm not gonna lie.
He died in like a bigger scab.
I think there's a chance.
I have a guy over here dead, and this guy died too.
Oh, there's a T-M-Z.
Yeah, he lost one of the guns.
Oh, shit.
Well.
And one of the scabs came by and probably grabbed this fucking gun.
Anyone sees any black rocks that your boy know?
Oh, anybody sees any juice?
Give six to Officer.
Officer, I got six for ya.
Cigarettes!
Oh, something in the bushes over here.
It's a scab.
Oh man, this guy's got some real treats.
Poor fella, killed everything and then died and by screen his body is crazy.
This dude's in a cra- pull my stream up real quick, Hutch.
Go ahead and take a peek.
oh wait oh my gosh his hands on his cock
he died doing what he loves
alright let's go get this uh finally get the zippo play
we're gonna get the zippo I think I just realized did you
did you sell T203 no I have it
Oh you do okay?
So you guys shooting? Yeah, we're bottom floor.
This gun is disgusting by the way
Oh, where were those cigarettes?
I have them all much.
Okay.
Come in, fellas.
Here we go.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
You finally get to not have that inventory.
Congratulations.
oh my gosh oh no wait wait so then what do I do with the actuals demo turn it into
therapists you know the last guards on the second floor I thought that was what
you guys I got them oh I thought you I thought you were saying that like you
just oh my god I'm prepared to run into that man no it's so funny I just cleared
third floor because I heard a guard I thought but I didn't see him so I didn't
call it out so I thought it was going crazy
nope you're not crazy
I'm glad you're alive I would have felt that
wait well I have a regular zippo
what are you doing with a regular zippo
you place it in there
how is it happening
what's the quest is it F? does it says the quest on?
i have i have the golden zebo with me
but i also have the zebo still so that's pretty much right
we have to place the other one maybe i maybe i placed it before
i placed it before so maybe it's counting the placement
probably
yeah placement saves
okay do you have uh...
what is this
i do have drawn them to break them all over me
Someone go go go go go.
Fuck Frost.
That's what I'm getting.
I lied, deal.
I don't have to.
That's alright, that's alright.
I'm happy to get rid of the zip-off.
I'm not driving with skigalids.
I will.
There you go, Beesh.
Oh shit, I need more cigarettes too after this.
I thought I was dealing with cigarettes.
I needed one until just now.
the past like two days I did a scab run and I intentionally did not pick up
cigarettes I need them we do have car anyone need money oh yes I'm good I'm
good for that can yeah let's get out of here this this was a nice raid boy well
Well done!
That was a very good raid.
Couple BBB fights, everyone made it out. Hardly can play it out.
Complete a couple of tasks.
Did he still have the golden TT on him too?
He did.
Okay, you're right. Yeah, yeah, wow.
I'll be a good teammate reward. I just get my $10,000 back.
Sorry, hutch for what?
Drop the mag.
Wait, hold on one second here.
Where'd I drop this mag at?
Where'd I drop it at?
Holding?
Okay, yeah, no I didn't. I just want to make sure my task is complete.
I'm ready to leave you guys there.
I dropped a mag somewhere. I need you to shoot the lock off that door officer if you don't mind
Gabby
One more I don't know where this mag is. I'm not gonna die for it. I'm coming
Inside and more oh
W chat boys. Thank you all my way gentlemen
You should probably get it started.
Yep, it's up and going.
Time are down.
Why is everyone saying sorry, Hutch?
You're so handsome, Hutch.
I'm coming, boss.
I'm coming.
So handsome, man.
Now is the time to break your legs.
your legs and give your hands a lead lightly. Oh well, give your hands a lead lightly.
Okay. This is really the extraction bugs and we have to hobble out. And Hutch is like,
I got a green flair, I know how to do it. I've already played this game.
I
Wait
How is I guess officer you're
Wearing something that gets my
My setup. Yeah, I wanted to shank in the yeah
That shares to mm-hmm. All right
I took it off everyone
You guys in the first grade decided to keep it on this is weird. This is weird. I don't like it
I don't like it. What's happening? You're supposed to be insulting me
How many do we have to get there's still eight players
For setup yeah, I'm not sure I
Haven't quite unlocked that one yet
What's happening? What is happening? I?
I thought it used to be like 20.
They knocked it down and then this way they changed the parameters.
Let me see.
Setup is 8.
Who's going to let him know?
Did you not see it?
See what?
That was a good one.
Oh, that was that was great
We could do anything check the internet
On top of the world we're on top of the what we could log into labs
Clear the whole thing grab everything if we wanted to yeah easily if we wanted to if we wanted to
They're lucky we don't but if we wanted to we could if we wanted to very easily
easily. Too easy some might say. What's happening? I don't know what's happening. I've tried
so many things fellas trying to figure out on Twitter. It's just nothing. It's just nothing.
You don't have a single allergy so far. Nope. I haven't discovered anything. I'm muting discord. What is happening? You motherfuckers
Is it P fucker with me? I
Don't know what's happening all I see is some guy accusing me of botting on kick
I think that's a good idea.
The Joker streamer hutch mf 830 viewers and 30 chatters.
The fact that this guy thinks if I was going to view bought that I would use it on kick is honestly.
pretty funny
uh...
i have no idea what's happening
you guys are idiots
check grinder i've lost i've lost control i've lost complete control i have
no idea what's happening
check the check. Yeah. Now
everyone's saying it. I've lost
control. I don't know. Does
anyone know what's happening in
my chat? No, everyone is
apologizing to me and I don't
know why and I hate it. I'm
sorry, uh, check Twitter. So I
And the only thing I saw was a guy accusing me of view-bottling on kick. That's it
Which to be honest you bought her which to be honest
The fact that anyone would think that kick would be the location I would use my boss
I don't know if I should either be concerned for this guy's mental or maybe he's just locked in on a level
I can't comprehend
Yeah. Well, it'd be fair. You you do bot. They are view bots, but they are high IQ.
I mean, these are on top of the line. Can you guys put your view bot codes into chat?
Yeah. If you're a bot, especially on his chat right now, could you guys,
could you totally, you know, let people know that you're a bot? All right.
Call yourself out real quick. All I know is, is P and I got called a view botter and now he
has 50,000 viewers on one platform and another 50 on another. I'll take being called a view
but at this point yeah how does he get called a viewbotter then you become the
larger streamer in the world I'm in I mean I'm in fuck dude that'd be sick like
yeah but of a win-win I mean electric what are they considering scab weapons
Yeah, can you weapon your weapon to see?
I don't know, but any whatever you're wearing is working for me.
So what gun are you using?
I'm using my AK-74U or Punisher.
So maybe it's just whatever weapons they can have.
Maybe.
I run that too.
I'm going to bring in a propa tall this round just to see if I'm allergic and I tested that
one not allergic to it. I don't know. I think mine are just some really weird things. I think
I got blessed. I mean, I'm a drenel. This looks crazy. I'm right there with you. I
I think both of us got the luck of the Irish or something.
I don't know.
Oh, 71.
Gab, I don't know.
I saw that, Gab, I saw that tweet as well.
And I was like, when the fuck did I play Tarkov?
Or not Tarkov, sorry.
Arc Raiders, I don't know what the fuck's going on bro.
All right.
Monkey man!
How the hell do I have 700 rounds of pp when the fuck did that happen I
Love that when I'm wearing my worst gear and doing like crappy tasks that require me to wear garbage
I survived the whole time
I wear my best kit I get one tapped before I ever see a human being isn't it great
It's the best friggin crazy. It's like cod timing, but it's Tarkov's version. So you what are you wearing you shonka and that's it and a scabbast
Scabbast those are two requirements for wearing
I'm just using AKS 74 you do you know what I got to do to get set up like what the task
I do not know what the prerequisite is let me look oh my gosh
Golden necklaces
Yes, are we going back to customs wait no, I haven't done that. Yes, we are
Unless you want to go somewhere else here. No, that's fine
What happened you weren't with the you're shonka I'm wearing the expensive ear buds
The only ones that work
The tan ones the tap
300s
Where those as well? Okay?
They go up here.
What do I need to?
I need to bring a one slot bed.
There we go.
Mawanda Fowle
I'm feeling good about our luck fellas. I think it's turning around. I think so too. I don't have a flashlight. Thank you, Jeff
SD mod 2 level 6 rig last raid 2 I need black rock rings
Let's see, that's such a pain in the ass.
Jack, can you shut the fuck up?
What the hell is going on in here?
Damn it!
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
The chat has put me in such a mental blender.
I have bought multiple IV profans.
I'm forgetting things.
I admit they get there in my head.
I'm so chocked this game.
I also didn't bring your key and I'm not backing out.
Shuck a dick.
Not doing it.
Sorry.
Celebration time, what the fuck is that?
For what?
Help!
I have a listen to this music in literal years oh my neck Shiza
alright boys I got no ears this time but I am I got the safest stuff I could
put on okay what do you have put that helmet you gave me here oh maybe you got
the GPU GPU right here isn't this GPU oh it is it is but I don't I don't have
the key you ask me what I'm in the rain I thought I thought you just had like a
bag like custom keys I can't I can't I can't forward it again
I mean to be fair I haven't been looking at my keys I'm in such a mental
Blender from earlier like I've completely just checked out of questing
All right, I'm even doing this quest is because officer was doing it. It's a good time
Wait, so do you guys need scabs or do you need?
I got him. There's two then there's two. I don't think it's one
Yep, the one on the left I think.
Yeah.
On the left.
Left where?
Inside the fence?
Like kind of where the fence is, inside here.
Brother, what the fuck?
I'm gonna check outside.
He's dead.
Nice, nice, nice.
Perfect.
Fucking terrific.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna check outside.
He's dead.
Nice, nice, nice.
Perfect.
Fucking terrific.
Was that guy on the left?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh my gosh.
That's a juicy one.
I'm gonna make sure we're good here.
What's this gap?
Jesus!
What kind of gun are you using?
It's a firecracker gun.
A little of my famous firecrackers.
Holy shit!
It sounded like a bazooka going off.
Oh, party officer, man.
It was good while it lasted.
What was the officer saying?
Nothing, just things are really, things are really changed around.
That's pretty fine, I just won't buy that later.
Happy birthday.
Alright.
Is peanut in the chat?
Is that what's happening?
Is peanut in the chat?
Is that what's going on?
You gotta be peanut.
It has to be peanut.
You gotta be peanut. It has to be peanut
Yeah, he is
Of course he is I knew it bro. I do it. He's been fucking with me bro
I I hate the fact that you have this much control. I fuck you. I hate you
I've been in a mental blender this long because
Most of his shit
But I am a heavy boy. I am a big big boy. Big ol' chungish.
What do you want to wear as a defender? Do you have something better than a defender? Do you want to wear that right now?
No, it's good. It's good. It doesn't matter what armor I wear. I'm gonna die to a headshot anyways.
They're gonna get you right in the neck, right in the jugular.
Yeah, I mean, I was wearing that defender and they still hit me the fucking neck
Oh, bro, we got to go across the map too. I think peanut wants him here
He's currently causing my chat to go AWOL. Let me make now the fourth DM with peanut in it
Well, only let him in if he's got a secret 3-8 group. There we go
Oh
Only if he has a secret there be a brand new beautiful secret. Oh
He's not even here my chat has convinced me that he was here when he literally liars liars dude
They are absolute deceivers. They are back stroking in my dome right now. They they have on dude
Finally broken me they have full control over my my my whole body. I think
First they are apologizing then they're lying to you something's wrong. They were wishing me happy birthday
Yeah, something I think happy birthday, uh, yes, I should have your birthday, dude
What do you do it?
Wait, I'm slow dude. I got all of his stuff
I
Got some stuff up. Come give me his armor
Yeah, if you could take his armor that would help a ton. I want you to bring it all the way over here before I grab it. Oh
My gosh, all right, okay now I'm only down to 42. Great. Can you still move?
Yeah, I can move now. I'm gonna be able to move. All right, we're gonna go for a car again
if dorm seems a little quiet I might dip in there just to put my golden necklaces
you only go do that okay we'll go try and officer you call us try to get a limit is
gold necklaces depot what this I'll drop this I'll drop his shit by the car the
cars there
how it works
then I'm gonna have to go save your shit and then I'm gonna have to decipher
who I like the most and you're treating a dilemma for hutch
his defender or my killer armor
exactly it's an impossible task we're both gonna go in
probably gonna lose all let's let's let's look and see if the car well it's
okay to lose all my stuff as long as you lose all your stuff too so much
running out I'm running out I'm behind you I'm catching one dead there is
someone in two-story as well
someone's in two-story
they are pushing over sounds like
I love this one though, isn't this like so sick?
What a lucky boy.
Did they make it in?
now you can cross to me
scab up front
im on second
i go for third
whats third? ok
no, dead person
could have been the guy i just murdered
i killed this guy
watch out for getting snagged from the other side. yeah.
all right I'm gonna plant real quick. mm-hmm. got a warm up a hot pocket
I'm back on first floor.
You just piece of shit!
I'll just paint the head here.
I got one more to play some of them.
I'm done. I'm done. You're downstairs, right? I'm downstairs.
the first floor. Mm hmm.
Did you check for car? I did not.
I'm going to jump out this back when you all take a peek.
Thank god that way. Anyways, all cars good.
Yeah, you can go out the shower the way we came in.
Yeah, I'm already out here. I'm out here in the bushes.
Oh, okay. Here I come.
Sneak away, sneak away.
Oh, sneaky sneaky.
Okay, listen. I'm gonna need about 20,000.
Motherfucker.
I swear I'll get you back on your board.
This is all alone. How much interest?
There you go. 200%.
You already took the money.
You already took the money. You signed the contract. Sorry.
Damn it.
I apologize.
I'm just a, I'm a businessman.
I'm business, you got this guy in that?
This is why I can't get a credit card.
I hear ya, you know, you just, you gotta make a little,
on the side.
Exactly.
Little business here.
You gotta make money where you can.
This is money 101.
All right, 15 seconds.
I bet that guy across was his buddy.
Yeah, he probably just,
No, he was shooting at him whenever he loved.
Oh shit
Wait, did you do that was that you that was you you
Well for the oldest trick of the book
Level of your vitality you are welcome. He's really helping you. Yeah
Guys, I don't know if I've told you this. I'm not this is not even joke. I have a heart murmur
I have a very sensitive heart. You could have killed me in real life with that. All right
My heart, why are you crying Tarkov with a fucking heart, Burmer?
I've got a bad heart.
I was training the heart and you just spiked it.
I'm going at that point, survival of the fittest.
It's like, like a zombie apocalypse and we're running from zombies and you're just
not fast enough, you know?
Okay.
If I go down in the zombie apocalypse because my heart, I expect you to run back
You don't know me at all
I need you
I am so far you are but a thought in the past. I am so gone
I'm so far away. He agreed. Sorry lemon. You don't know where I am. I'm so far
You guys are sick
is your stick.
What do I need, fellas?
I got your armor.
OK, I've got your backpack, your helmet, two mags, your gun.
I'd also like to point out when you died, I'm almost.
You got all my other stuff.
I'm positive that I heard lemon chuckle.
I think you did.
Does it?
You laughed at me?
Did you laugh at my dad?
I didn't laugh.
It was more of a smirk.
I don't like that. I don't like that. That's not good for team morale. It was I I didn't realize you guys would see and notice
I
Apologize it. I promise to never smirk again at your death. Oh
I do have your death shadow and your TEP as well here that you're trying to steal that stuff from you
And so I probably call my scan vest or no
No, I know I like that piece of shit. I mean, did you guys really need that?
I do have one for myself, but because you guys are such team players, I've got another one.
Are you sure?
I want a second-
I'm holding onto a scabbast!
For this quest, when I get it, I'm gonna need it!
It's $30,000!
It's $30,000!
Why are you holding onto a scabbast?
You can trade it for slickers!
You can get a snickers bar for a goddamn scabbast!
You've got rich mentality, alright?
Your rich privilege is showing, Hutch.
Some of us need to save and scrap for every dollar for our scabbast.
You know someone might actually who's gonna get to that quest to be able to finish it they might need that scab best lemon honestly
Well, you're saying you're just selfish. Yep. I'm not selfish. I'm just looking out for myself number one
Oh, I was confused. Sorry. Yeah, let's get it straight. I was so confused
I mean guys just take a peek at the chat. It's it has not stopped moving and it has not been anything but bullshit bots. It's all the bots. They reprogrammed the bots because you know I had all 400 of them on kick earlier and I migrated them all over here.
Mm-hmm. Oh
Yep
And that's expensive you're actually losing money for those bots
Like financially it actually doesn't make sense but your ego is so big that you need
Exactly. Yep. Yeah, because me just not streaming on kick, you know, that's not that's not the cards
I had to inflate the numbers, even though we have 15,000 people here.
I needed that extra 933 cushion.
Hutch loses a thousand dollars for every hour he streams.
Do the math guys, do the math.
Yeah, all these subs are just going straight to the body fund actually.
Hold on, key situation here.
Okay.
Okay, the graphics card key locate and obtain any information about the deputy chiefs past
life on customs.
Okay, so I do I do have a bronze pocket watch.
I'm finally on.
I mean, not me, but a guy, you know, pocket watch.
Oh my gosh.
You guys are running around so fast. It's hard to know what to do. So we have machinery key, which I have director's office, which I have dorm 203, which I have anything else.
That's good. Key man.
I
Know you better call me Batman, okay, but man cousin of the Batman
brother of the Superman
Yeah, let's go back to everybody surviving
Can we can we all good?
Now they're just coming up with a hundred and five hours honestly makes me feel good
Honestly that guy actually might have he didn't look the guy that killed you didn't look too good
But his buddy that hot spot was was a big boy. I
Think that guy was doing some sherpa work. Yep. Yep
I am squish my wiener and call me salad just hearing you say that yes I'm talking about
I got y'all fired up, all right.
You're a flustered.
Yes!
Oh, good spawn, good spawn.
All right, like this. All right, there's all you should have right there.
Thank you.
Here's your armor.
Let's go. Come on, let's go get that pocket watch before we get murdered.
Pocket watch, boy.
Let me pocket that watch in my pocket.
Let him pocket watch!
Pocket watch!
I'm glad I got my armor. You said you had my quote-unquote helmet.
I needed my shanka back.
Oh, I think Hutch said that right?
I said, with your pocket I got to be watchin' little pocket watchers.
Little pocket watchers.
Well, if you see a scab with the new shanka, now I need one.
I'll kill the PMCs until we get one.
Perfect.
There's a pocket watch, boys.
Pocket watch, pocket watch, boys.
Do I already hear rumbling from the dorms and saying I'm a little worried that the
pocket watch boys are on the way?
They're coming.
They're coming.
I mean, what do you guys think about stopping streaming and creating an acapella group called the pocket watch boys?
Oh, we could play at like old people's home. Yes
Outdoor malls retirement community abandoned malls that they let us have like you ever seen those people do like to scream
Oh, but everybody just beats each other
Yeah, and we could do that. I mean, it's just really but it'd be acapella beating each other
Mm-hmm a little different than what people are used to that could be our shtick
Yeah
Was already open careful boys
What floor did you get good?
Get a grenade
He pulled out some cheese. Oh, I thought it I thought he was pulling out a grenade. I love jumping through this window
this year. Oh shit. I thought he had a name and he dropped it and I was like, well, come
on. We're creating an acapella group called the
Top of Life Boys. We're gonna perform at birthday parties, abandoned malls, and-
It's gonna lose ass now. What the hell? Retirement communities.
I'm moving up to second. All right. I'm not dealing with this.
You support me? Okay. Anymore. Wonderful.
coming in first you would support anything I would do okay that's good news I'm glad
you would support me now why are you buying second is clear second is clear
I repeat second is clear yeah you're doing wonderful I know you're right here in my life
Okay, I needed a key here. Was it two or three two or three opening now
Yeah, power rates at three you have 13 seconds if you ain't back in 13 seconds, you don't want to know the consequence
They could do anything now
We could do whatever we want.
Boys!
I'm sorry, I just want to get some practice in.
You know, they say good acapella group always finishes each other's hymns.
That's what they always say.
Yeah, I mean that's what everybody's been saying.
I mean, what's your favorite acapella group?
I'll tell you mine, Backstreet Boys.
Backstreet Boys over in sync?
Mine's the cherry-poppin' daddies.
The cherry-poppin' daddy.
18 seconds. Alright, we're gonna have to talk about that. Yeah, we're gonna have to talk about that.
Well, there were back two boys, and then there was like one who was like a really...
They were like the off-brand of both of those guys.
Dude, I want to say they were like...
All to fire.
Oh, here's a good one, the crane team. I forgot about them.
That could be our a cappella group name.
We are the cream team.
As we walk in, there's nothing but 85, the 98-year-old men and women in a room, on their
little 30-year-old jukebox that we got whenever we were kids.
You know, I was talking about the little ones that we had on the microphone that was
never clear.
Like and performing today everyone's the cream boys
Lemon walks out with this tuxedo on
I'm not wearing a tuxedo. Well, I am wearing a tuxedo is completely covered in
To step by the way unless it's one of you guys
First floor. First floor.
Front door?
It's on by the front door.
Flashlights flashing around.
Should I push them? We need to kill them.
Down first.
You need it, bud.
I gotta go for it.
First, shoot at that front door.
You mean shoot the front door?
Yeah, shoot that up.
I'm just staring at the hallway, staring at the front door, can't see him but he's staring,
he's on the left side staring at the middle, confused as to what those shots were.
I don't see him, are you just at the front door?
the two-stack yeah yeah he's not at the front door he's
the first floor by the front door I just see his flashlight that's I know he's
there all right well I'm in there on the left side I'm in here now so don't
kill me
Yeah he's on the staircase that's where he is he's on the second floor now just lob some bullets over keep them on his toes
I'm coming out to the IC out there.
on the back side of the destroyer
careful he's in second floor and he might look through the window
yeah i'm just holding this
i'm by the stairwell back stairwell
yeah that's where i was gonna hold you got it
i'm trying to get window peeks
I
To
They just fight each other no, I was fighting them I'm on first floor again I
Could come I can open second door if you want more if you wind in the building
Yeah, maybe they're in the middle once middle
I'm gonna open this door and start shooting in
Outside you read
he ran this way he's one health behind that tree he's lit up he has no legs give
me a second limit I need to go yeah yeah yeah I see him has to be dead
He's dead. He's got him.
It's hard to tell, but...
You behind me?
I think he had a heartburner and that heart shut down.
I mean, I lit him up on that peak.
Honestly, I think he's saying a prayer.
I think there was a second one.
Oh, he had a little something-something.
Might have been a second one inside though.
Let's see you guys know.
I heard one move, and then this guy was there, which doesn't make any sense.
Did he jump out the second story window?
Yeah.
I said we go clear this, it might get shot on our way back in.
Run into the middle stairs on the right side.
I'm on second story coming in. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, I think you're good. Maybe just
the audio. I didn't. Maybe he could have like crab locked all the way back over or something.
don't really know just just to be safe yeah definitely clear yeah yeah second
seconds good well done
that's why people are really having fear you guys want to know that way when he
kills and I'll push anything
Well, you want to go push the tower people since we know where they are
Can you have players for sure yeah
I saw one
He doesn't look like he knows where to play
I'm not a super great player.
You're all there, Ham.
Lemon, you want to grab this for me?
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Get it from me to you.
Oh, you don't want it?
All right.
No, I want it.
I just need you to carry it so I can run.
I will not be your Sherpa, even though I am Sherping
your stuff right now.
I'm so slow.
He got his limit.
All right, so he's up here for sure.
Yeah, I don't know if Flory's on at this point, but he was on the top when I saw him.
Probably wearing it in for me, boys.
I'm going to go inside the warehouse just to see if he came in.
Yeah.
on.
On.
They shot me through the, uh, oh, is that you?
Let me just shoot.
You had to have did nothing wait I was allergic what like an allergy oh my gosh
I'm allergic to this I'm allergic not to aquafina but the streamer item aquafina
Yeah, that's a new one. It's the new water. That's rough. I mean, not really, though. I'll just that's a win because I can just drink aquafina. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, it just eliminates. Yeah. Yeah.
I've been messing with gimmick for all this time for being allergic to water and now I'm
allergic to water too.
The only problem is gimmick is not allergic.
Lemon is allergic to water.
And keep your backpack back.
I don't know if that's gonna be more.
We're down.
You can have your backpack.
I hope you die to that water allergy.
Wait, we're both allergic to water, Lemon.
Oh my God.
What the hell are you doing here?
I consider myself brothers
with everyone who's allergic to water, except for you.
What?
All the shit you give me.
You I hope the water allergy kills you. I hope you get portable boils all over your body.
Are you kidding me?
There's a guy in Crack House by the way fellas.
I have rabies as well.
Rabies?
I might have bit you.
You fucking bit me.
I might have bit you while you were sleeping.
You piece of shit.
A tiny little bite.
It was a tasteful bite though.
God I've been hanging out with you too much man it's rubbed off on me.
Just, it's not nearly as bad. You're like, you're like the rabies like the equivalent to like Dracula.
And I'm just like an offspring.
Like a stray dog.
I'm like Old Yeller.
No, I was just scared and all, it's funny at the same time.
I'm an offspring from gimmicks Dracula, bro.
I'm like old yellow if they didn't put old yellow down
I'm up top, I'm up top
I can't believe it
I actually can't believe it
Also we should probably get out of this right boys
I got a green flare
Ooh shit
Something shot at me from where we were just at
that
that might have been a player
i think it was
you know what?
i'm on first floor now
i'm on first floor
kill whatever's on first floor
i'll make them all the way out boys i'm at the gas station
that guy shot you from inside the building by the way i think
make sense
maybe with a scout? I don't know, there's definitely somebody over there
it's sniper scout
I'm coming
man if I killed that guy
in the crack house
do you just need one more? how many more you need?
oh no you need like seven more, six more?
I can't do anything because no one brought my shonka back
But we just want you guys
I'm in the extract I'm leaving
Was I shooting that was all the guys outside of extract
that I killed
Good news none of them have a new shonka though
I believe Hutch was on his shonka duty. I can't totally remember, but I vaguely remember
and you said, oh, John, listen, we are, we are rabies brothers now.
You cannot be throwing me under the bus.
Just I have never said anything negative to you.
I've only ever been, you know, willing to help.
I have, I have been kind and nice and sweet.
You since I found out that I'm to stop you right there.
You wouldn't fit under a bus, pal.
You motherfucker!
I would!
A very large bus!
Lift it up on a, like a lift, like a truck.
Oh, right.
There's some, they've got those cool lifted buses now.
Yeah.
The ones with the ladder you kind of have to go through it is really cool.
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
I have rabies.
Okay.
Two knocked out, adrenaline, and a water that I've literally never used before until
this moment.
It brings me great joy knowing you have it, Rabies.
Brings me great joy.
It brings me great joy.
Great joy.
Regular water that can be purchased for a fraction of the price of the other water that you can't
drink, bitch.
The water that you'll probably never find again.
Yeah, exactly.
The water that I'm allergic to, you don't ever use.
The water you're allergic to is the what you find in a creek.
What you find in a well, you know.
I
Can't believe it bro. That's insane. I
Think it's just insane cuz the amount of shit I have talked to you
Nikita's been watching and he's like
He literally he didn't he you've only had one allergy. He's like all right release the second allergy
They're just typing alright who needs to be fucked get it. I've got the they got the third one
But there's like a whole think tank
We bring maximum suffering to hot we gave him a drivelin nothing we gave him a water that's never used
He didn't appreciate his his his allergy now. What can we hit him with fuck it? There's gonna be
To anything healthy
That's a tough one followed up by message eaten by hotchabbons
Why are you supposed to be my teammate in this well right right right right we're rabies, right all of us slurs something please have my bag oh
Oh my gosh, I can't believe I can't believe it
Raby brothers at last
Raby's brothers for life. He stopped correcting me. I'm beat limit. I'm beat up. I'm beat up. I'm just
Accepting it. Wait, huh. You know that guy, right? Yeah, it did not count. Wait, what?
What?
The book.
What?
It didn't count.
Wait, why didn't it count?
I have Yushanka and a scavenger.
I have a death shadow mask on.
Were you wearing a half mask?
It's got to be something with the weapons.
I have an AKS-74U.
Is it because it's an AKS?
Yeah, that's what I was using.
I don't know what the issue is.
Do we have to use like a found and raid weapon? I don't, I don't get it.
It's a list of guns that count.
Is it that maybe you have the other AK-74U?
I definitely didn't say what I'm using right now, but one guy is saying it needs to be
found in raid.
Well, no, I think it's kind of like so a dark shotguns.
No, you don't need an MP shotgun guys.
It's different.
Adar.
I took a guy's Adar.
Oh, that's what it was that rate that I killed another guy with the Adar.
Yeah, so it's ADAR, pretty much all the shotguns, SKS, VPOs, Gornasty, Ozyns, PPSH, all the Saigas, all the Tazas.
Wow.
Okay, so AKS, or sorry, not the AKS, the ADAR, that's what we got to use.
Damn.
Damn, bro.
That's the easiest.
I'm so sorry for you guys I'm so very sorry I apologize I'm so sorry how do you live with
yourself just barely just bear I may wake at night I think oh what I did the
officer and hutch it was horrible with your with your plough slick slick
nightgown mm-hmm I say how do you know I'm not even kidding I do have a you know
what I'm it isn't not a joke last Christmas I was like when people get
They're like what should you get for Christmas and like most of it what you become a doll you're like I don't need anything all right
Yeah, whatever. I'm thinking you know what I want. I would like a nice silk pajamas
So you send out letters to all of your neighbors and said hey guys. Yes
Give me some money
Like a silk PJ's and I'm not gonna lie. They're incredible
The only downside is if I do sleep in them, I wake up, I am drenched in sweat.
Like the mattress is wet, my wife is like, did you piss the bed again?
I'm like, no, it's not this time.
Not this time.
It's the silk PJs.
I mean, dude, I look good.
Like I get so excited if it's late at night, somebody knocks on the door and you're like,
oh, who's here?
And like I can open the door in my silk pajamas, show them off.
Sometimes I just walk through the neighborhood so the neighbors know that I'm working
Get I'm not kidding get yourself some nice silk PJs and you're gonna feel like
I have so many questions now
So you talk about your neighbors a lot, right? Yeah. Are you like?
like, you know, you see someone outside their house moving the trash and you're like, I'm
going to start this conversation and I'm so excited that I have this guy to talk to you
right now.
I'm running out and I'm going to start a conversation.
I don't care what it's about.
Is that you?
That's to a T. Like, literally some of my neighbors love me and some of them, like,
I'm not even kidding, but I don't chase them down, but there's some of them. They see me and they turn around. They're going the opposite
I know there's people who don't like to talk to their neighbors. So I I get it. I you know, I won't
But those who are willing to listen, I
I mean, I'm talking about all the stuff I'm talking here the pj's the bird
I'm asking what they're eating
asking what the inside of house look like
I'm not even kidding, I've invited all of my neighbors over to my house for dinner, not
all of them have accepted, but I would love for them to come on over.
I did get in trouble with one of the neighbors though.
I want you to know that there's people in this chat that you are their worst fear.
They move into a house, they move in somewhere and they're like, I just want to have somewhere
where I can relax and not be bothered. And then you move in next to lemon. And every day,
every day he's outside, just waiting to see if anyone is around. I know all of them. You
know, it's like, I know when they're coming and going, I just want to say goodbye. Hello,
how's your day? I have the self-awareness to know which ones don't, you know, it's
thought that they don't like me. Okay, so tell that story that you're going to tell.
Gimmick is that kind of guy, you know, he doesn't want to talk to his neighbors.
Yeah. You know, so I'm like, if I know those ones, I'm not going to chase them down.
I, but I'm friendly with all my neighbors, but one of my neighbors got a new hose and
somebody stole my hose. I don't know who stole my hose. It's been a real hose hunt.
So I thought it would be okay if I used my neighbor's hose.
I borrowed their hose for a second.
But apparently when I put, listen,
I, you know how like you ring a hose or you like loop a hose?
Yeah.
I looped the hose, but what I didn't do was apparently
I didn't put the hose where I got it.
Like I forgot.
And so the neighbor was very upset
that they thought their hose was stolen too.
And then they found out that I had brought the host out asking permission.
There was a whole host debacle.
What's your wife?
Is your wife, is she very similar to you or is she the complete officer?
I have a feeling that you married the complete opposite.
Yeah.
So is there times where you're like, you guys are sitting in the
living room.
She's looking at you going, why, what, what were you thinking?
Often, often.
Her words was like the host holder was right there.
It was like right there.
You had to have taken it off of that.
How did you not get in the right spot?
No, she's very smart.
She's an actual scientist.
That's not even a joke.
Is there anything?
I only understand half of the words she says.
My wife is a nurse, so I get it.
I get it completely.
I don't know.
What's wrong with her?
Professionals.
Why she likes me, but I very much
understand what you're saying. We're very lucky men. Oh, God,
that is so funny. She's a scientist. What kind of
scientist? Well, she initially went to school. We considered
that she's studying you. We considered this. You know what?
Like, I'm not even, like, I almost got a nosebleed when the moment you got to say it, I'm like...
It might be experimented on.
This is this though.
Like a gorilla.
What was that show called where the guy was like living his life, but it was on TV the whole time?
Did I get Truman Show?
The Truman Show? You Truman?
I might be getting Truman.
Oh god
Here's poor officer. He's the most normal out of all of us
There's you post caps I need to skip to
He's an AK AK-74 SU. Oh see that young you see that job. Let me see that
It should be combined
There goes minus two of my nine fives
We're not combined that was not combined punished you're not combined
Unfortunate I hear suppressed shots towards the garage opposite side of fortress
So you said marine biologist
Well, that's initially now she does
like environmental stuff for a like construction company you know that's my
like that was my dream job before the baseball before the she said you like
animals dude I would have that was like when I was a kid being a marine
biologist or a zoologist was like bro that would have that that that was what
young hutch wanted his life to be waking up in the day going to some zoo
Monitoring, yeah, looking at animals, monitoring what they're doing, their habitats, what's
good, what's bad, bro that was like.
I'm dead.
You know, terrific.
Oh you're dead, from where?
Narnia shot, couldn't tell you.
Wait, who's in the struggle with it?
Me, I'm on top.
Took me down.
Probably the guy I heard suppressed, somewhere.
Where did you die at officer?
Yeah, that is a Narnia shot.
Okay, I heard by Crack House?
No, no, no.
There's New Warehouse.
I'm downstairs, I'm downstairs.
I'm downstairs. I'm downstairs. I'm, uh, definitely a guy who doesn't wear a house
shirt. Are you alive? Yeah, yeah, maybe at the, uh, maybe at the flare extract. Come
over here let's get out of here that guy could be anywhere well I see over there
dude I see you're you're doing the flare you're running for
come on hurry up
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Putsch, I'm getting word here, you're coming through the grapevine.
You weren't the guy who Narnia shot at Officer, were you?
Okay. Alright. Let me go ahead and talk about this. So, Chad's saying he got off. And I
feel terrible now because it was funny and I feel bad. Let me make something very, very,
very clear to everybody. That was in no way, shape and form on purpose. Not even in the
fucking slightest, okay? This is what happened. Actually, we're talking about marine biology,
Right you got me going. I go up to the top of stronghold. I see guy and I think right
We know there's a guy in the area
I think that I have snout snuck up on this gentleman. I
Grace him with an M995 round to the back of the skull. Oh, no, I go over there
Fully expecting
There to be a scab because I didn't know if it was a player or scab, right? Oh, no
I look at the body and I see officer and I just I mean there was truly even
After he said that he got shot from no man's land, I still did not realize that that at that no land shot was me
I thought you guys were completely behind me at the fucking train tracks
This is your fault
Not my fault. They do not put this
Boodoo on me, bro officer is never gonna play with me again
The day has been
Officer you're still here didn't he actually he left? He left. Oh my god
Oh, dude, he's never gonna play with you again with you either we're both
I am not in this
We were doing great before you got here
How close how close of a shot was it? I mean brother it was like I came up the I came up the ramp
the second floor he was at the box I'm thinking free kill which it was in cold
blood it was my teammate and it was such a shock to me that the only thing I
could do in that moment was laugh and that probably I probably didn't feel good
for him. Oh, that sucks, dude. Yeah. F's in the chat for officer. F's in the chat. F's in the chat.
Yeah, I've, listen, I'm not saying I'm guilty by association, but there is an association right
now there's an association with you and me not with me and you with you and me i
know i i agree he's like it's the rabie brothers the rabie brothers you know the
worst part i thought we were the pocket watch
or not he's like the rabie brothers have teamed up against me
oh i feel so bad listen i i don't even want to look at my chat i don't even want to look
I don't even know if nobody believes me, but I had it kind of a similar like I was running full
Juiceman lepros, you know in the voice I was with gimmick and stank and we came up with
I forget who Fragas was with but Fragas was with somebody and I was like, I'm not gonna, you know
I wasn't gonna kill him. I was I was like, I'm not gonna kill Fragas or betray. Okay officer said
It's the gimmick guys fault for sure. I'm in the clear thing gosh
No, thank you. No, he's in the chat boys. Do not do that. Do not do that in the clear. We are in the clear. Oh my God.
Oh my God. We are in the clear. Oh my God, dude. He has to say that. He has to say that. He has to say that.
here's the deal. I can't play tomorrow. So I hope you guys have a horrible time.
We're going to thrive. We're going to thrive. So that when the next week comes around, you
can't be like, Oh, why are you taking tomorrow off? Why are you taking tomorrow off? Listen,
the weekend is for the family. I got your family selfish. I want to hang out with you.
I'll tell them that they're very some they're very young young I can find them one-on-one. I bet I win listen
I owe my mom. I want to shake him awake. I you know all that stuff
But I'll tell them I'll tell them to be one we go up against
Highly trained
Like little ninjas
I feel terrible. I feel there's
nothing but grief. There's
nothing now when you go to a
funeral and like everyone's
telling stories about like how
great a person was in this way
or that way. There's no story
telling right now. It's nothing
but everything that's going to
happen. I feel terrible. I feel
there's nothing but grief.
There's nothing now when you
now it's nothing but everyone looking at me going you cause this heart attack you cause this yeah
maybe if everybody in our chat says like something positive about officer you know that might you know
kind of boost team affirmations team affirmations you know if everybody says something positive
about him he'll look over back in there i'm getting called a murderer right now i'm like
Zach Gallophanakis after his dad died and hangover.
But you can't hear the deal.
You kind of are.
You don't like like I'm not double downing.
But like I wouldn't I would be more, you know, merciful
if it was like from a distance, you know, like true.
But the fact that you like snuck up on your teammate
is going to blow up the guy's neck.
I did. I did.
We know what off.
You got like a terrible.
You're licking your lips going into the kill.
I've given I got to restart the game real quick.
I've given Daisy random people.
I've come if you want to hear, bro, you want to hear how fucked up I am.
Yeah, let's hear what you've done, dude.
So when I was growing up, I got bullied viciously.
Right. Oh, I thought you were going to tell me something in game.
No, no, I am just listen.
So I got bullied bad.
Now, I don't want to blame anyone, but, you know,
My mom putting me in plays and this that the other didn't help.
Yeah.
So when I came home, I took it all out on people and games.
You know, yeah, online.
Yeah.
Online.
I mean, I was, you know, everything I could do to fuck with people I would
fast forward years.
I mean, we're talking like 25, you know, a couple of years ago.
I mean, I've still kept that with me, you know?
So I would do Daisy runs and I've done it a little bit on on stream
But you can't be as devious on stream as you can just you know by yourself show it less
Have a couple beers you want to really want to make someone contemplate like looking for blood
So I had this guy on Daisy where I mean, I'm not kidding you juice
We had a run where we were together for like eight hours
You know, we were talking about fish and we were talking about everything
And we were looting a military camp and he got an SKS that I wanted, you know?
Oh, no.
And the way he took that SKS lit a fire in my stomach, that just I had to kill him,
you know?
So he tells me he's going to get off and I tell him, I'm like, yeah, you know, whatever.
So I start poising on him, you know, he stops, I'm feeding him a little bit of
gas to land.
He starts throwing up.
Oh.
I've heard about the year tank back in the day when you logged out of Daisy,
your character would just start sitting, you know, he would sit or whatever you're
logged out. And he goes, all right, I'm going to log out and he goes to sit.
And I, you know, in that moment, I had a split second decision and I graced
them, graced them with a bullet.
Worst comes to worst, he didn't die.
He just got knocked out.
I had a, I don't know, but tie him up, expecting there's no way he
would log back in, you know, no, no, back in. He is tied up. I have all didn't log back
in because he never logged out. Like he sat down. I thought I logged out. I shot him, you
know, and he wakes up and he's like, what happened blah, blah, blah. And in that moment,
I could have, I could have changed my choice, you know, you could have, you could have.
I I'm gonna be on it. Yeah, at that moment. I didn't say another word. I just fed him gasoline till he died. I
Don't want to waste the bullets
You know, but the bullets I might not be able to defend myself later
That guy had hope for humanity. He was gonna go on to do good and great things and right in that moment
that hope was shattered
He's thinking I can never trust another person again in game out of game
Ever ever sometimes like I'll have I have dreams about that day much
Sometimes I'll have dreams about that day and I'm like man if that guy if I ever taught them again
I think I'd just say sorry, but I don't think you want to talk to me
You know that would scar you for life
That guy just sat down at the computer and they're just like like he replayed every conversation you had for like
I think I think I just ran with a psycho
Little did he know I just I wanted the SKS. That's it. That's it
Yeah, that's that one's sick. You know what it's like anything anything after you know an hour of running together and day Z
That's a that's it. That's a twisted play
Twisted like that guy actually got to know you a little bit and was like I like this guy
Like we could game together again
He wanted to exchange this court, so now it's like I you know
Do you need anything in dorms?
No, I need I need the GPU card again way over at the bar. All right, so we'll get that on our way out
You just need a player kills, right?
And now where we want to be I'm right across. Oh, it's your shawla. Oh shit
Shawla
I'm gonna throw a grenade real quick just to just leave them just leave them just leave them. You two seconds
Fucking nuts that man. Oh my gosh
Are they still peeking you know I moved I moved I couldn't even see him I should be able to kill them all here
I'm on first I'm on first floor, okay, I'm throwing an a towards that. Oh
I'm this quick
They are just tanking M995 like it doesn't exist.
Where are you?
Where are you?
I'm in the kitchen. I'm in the kitchen. Yeah. I'm in the hallway now in the hallway. Is
it me? Is that you? Check that bathroom. I think there's one in there. Yep, he's gone
Let me tell you something about this ADAR.
Okay.
Is this gonna work?
This ADAR has to be one of you out of this guns I've ever shot before.
You are.
Oh, what the fuck?
What would you shot at me?
That sounds like a player.
Player?
In a second.
In a second.
In a second.
You're shot at me.
I just heard a jump.
Did you jump?
No.
I think they jumped through first.
I'm in a bad spot.
I'm kind of stuck in it.
Oh, I'm fully sandwiched.
I got one on both sides of me.
I'm stuck in a room right now.
I'm in the shower.
He's right behind me.
I'm going to try to get him.
Got one. Got one.
Might have another one coming to you
Is that your light my light?
I'm out I'm out of my shit in the kitchen
Got him got him they both there nice
Oh, the 60 rounder doing some work right there.
They didn't even touch me.
They didn't even touch me.
Wow.
These guys got to be low level.
Taking a propatol?
Please don't be...
If I'm allergic, this will kill me.
Oh, we're good.
We're good.
Damn it.
I mean, good.
I've been terrible if you were allergic
No one would have been okay with that, especially me. I've been so heartbroken with that allergy
It's so heartbroken
I hear another guy. I'm above you. I'm above you. Oh, you're okay
I mean bro, my ears truly feel like they're bleeding a little bit from shooting this a door
I can't lie
They heard that a-tart and we're sprinting over until I get getting hot over there
I need
Rubbin laughing so much. I gotta go pee or I might die in real life. Okay, so all right find a secret spot
Where are you at? Are you on second floor?
I'm on second floor. I'm walking into the bathroom.
Okay. I'm going to pay a lot of attention while I loot.
All right. Sounds good. I'll be right back.
Give me about a moment.
all right all right dude it's quiet it's quiet as can be probably all the birds and chickens
ran away after hearing this age aren't they were like get the hell out of here I'm here
some moves are you as me does me so being a bird lover are you ever gonna
get chickens you know I would a hundred percent go that route but I just I
don't own a house I rent and it's an apartment so there's no animals we've
You got it. We've got a fish.
We've got a fish named Bo.
That is our amulet choice at the moment.
How the fish is it?
He is a beta fish.
Okay, I have an idea.
Okay.
Alright, it's a multi-million dollar idea.
You have to promise you won't steal this and go and make billions without me.
I promise not to unless it's like a really, really good idea.
Beta fish are in...
Crazy fight.
They are crazy territorial.
will bluff out their gills in a predatory stance by just seeing another beta fish.
But what we do really is we call up all the nursing homes and all the old people who have
those beta fishes because you know plenty of them do.
And we say, listen, probably need some rent money or whatever.
Send your beta fishes in.
We'll give them nicknames.
We'll have them fight to the death.
And if your beta fish wins, we'll sneak some chick-fil-a inside the nursing home or whatever.
A little something.
The beta fish battles, you know?
There it is.
I don't know if it's a billion dollar idea, but at least a million.
So I'm saying that's what I've been saying forever.
No one will give me the time of day with this idea.
know I think my fish bow the beta fish he he's such an old fish he's gonna have
to be a spectator if he went into fight it would be one cap he's done I don't know
like he I feel like I want to say ten years old it that's probably too old I
mean you know a fish could be this guy is old really spins that don't look the
same. All right. Oh my gosh. I hate to do this. Your car here is
I'm going to need a little bit of money. You have to remind me.
You have to remind me.
Bring your own money. We are approaching over 100,000.
Is this you? Is this you?
No, no, no, no, no.
Wow.
Take the shot.
Oh my gosh.
I triggered this.
I need a, I need a, I need a little bit of money.
Sing me a sweet song that I may give you some money.
I was thinking last night about Elvis the day that he died, the day that he died, just a family boy
who combed his hair and put on the shirt that his mama gave him and went on the air.
All right, I'll give you money to stop, I'll give you money to stop singing. There you go.
And more money for the second course. You get it? Where's the money? No, where's the money?
You lost the right guy.
Oh, there he is. I see him.
I am immediately at the speed of light putting a suppressor on this radar.
Yeah.
Somebody's offering 50 bits to headshot you. 50 bits, alright?
I'll take the shot.
50 cents, don't do it.
Every 50 cents counts.
Oh, thank you, okay.
Alright, don't hit me again or I'll die.
Just give me your shoulder light skin.
Oh, good raid, good raid.
Good raid.
I think officer is ripping a cigarette and drinking a whiskey going these sons of bitches.
I hate that they survived.
I hate to say but that was the best rate of the day for me.
And I'm, you know, maybe it's because I don't have the Zibble anymore or I mean
Officer is gone. I don't want to say it was officer's fault, but I'm just I'm just pointing to the fact
To the dark room listening to some like emo hard rock
A single tear going down
Just saying slurs
Hey, they don't even make any sense man ripping them
Just one after another
No, he's not even catching his breath
He's about to pass out because he needs to breathe, but he just keeps on shouting just because, you know, he he doesn't he doesn't he wants to live on the edge in this moment.
Yeah, I mean, I would get the range to, you know, if my teammate walked, you know, a foot away from me and put a bullet in my head.
You know, I'd get a race to if we kept inviting the same guy that every time that he shows up, things never go well.
No that can't be me that's gotta be no that is you've been saying him give me the same his name. It's gimmick
That's gimmick
Yeah, for sure that makes sense
Listen gimmick is is not
You know, he's not no spring summer chicken in my book last time we played he murdered me. I
Know what I did only saw a little bit of the clip. Oh, it was winning. Yes. I did on labs
Yeah, I'm the biggest run out of the white
that was
And I don't even like to
He literally was just like watching you to on the clip like you're in his sight. He's his sight
I'm like out of the stairs or whatever and it immediately
Yeah, immediately blast with conviction
Oh with a lot of conviction a lot of conviction
I mean, he was he and when he found out that he killed me it was it wasn't it wasn't
He was sad. He was more
Excited and it happened. Oh
He he keeps saying that he has your loot to give back, but he sold that
Told it years ago. He went he went straight to flee sold it all. Yeah, he had debt collectors come in
You know, he needed the money. He needed the money. He could have just asked me for it
But instead he he killed me just like I did that guy in Daisy
Mm-hmm poor guy. What was his name? I think it was mark
Yeah
Poor mark. Yeah
Rest in peace mark
Yeah, I had by bazooka and a whole bottle of gasoline. Oh
my god
I'm telling you bro when I was sitting there, bro, and when he stood back up
You know like I thought it was over. I thought I thought I achieved
What I was going for you know
He stood back up. I I
It was like I saw someone actually stand up from me murdering them. Yeah, he rise from the grave
It's like there's this guy. This is a true story
He tried to kill his wife by like they were in a car and he drove their SUV in front of a train
He jumped out last second and the train hit the car with the wife in it
The car flew back landed on the guy killed him the wife survived
The worst though is like in Daisy when you you know
Betrays a strong word, you know, you know do a light a light murder of someone who thought they were friendly with you
And you you know when their voice kind of changes and they're just like you could tell like they're heartbroken
Like then you're then you're like oh like I'm sorry, dude
Well, I'm sorry seen the show Dexter
Yes, it's like yeah, I was I saw the old old version. Yeah, all versions all versions is fine Dexter is great
It's like whenever I talk to someone and even Tarkov and they have a certain tone to their voice and I kill them
And I look at my chat and I go guys you're gonna judge me
But I'm I'm a crazy enough human being and I've done so many fucked up things in video games
I know that that's one of me like that I can recognize a killer when I see one in that
That guy's a killer that guy who I just portrayed for no reason whatsoever. He was gonna kill me
You did what it had to be done.
You did what had to be done.
Yep.
Hutch, I got, I probably got one hour more than I got to hop off, dude.
Yeah, sounds good. I'll probably do the same.
But just to give you a little ETA there.
Yeah, sounds good. I'll probably do the exact same.
And after this rate, I'm going to go to the bathroom because my bladder,
It's it's completely full. It's like a watermelon within me
I'm feeling immense pain if I even move a little bit. It's gonna all trickle out and
The trickle will turn into a full-on spell
In your wife's gonna be pissed at you that's nothing about it's good. Well, I'm gonna be honest
Well, let's go to the grab a GPU again. Yeah for like the fifth time
How to work out this
Uh, no, I, guys, I have absolutely zero plans on playing War Dogs until I can stream it.
We talked about it earlier today and I'll say the same things I said then, man.
You know, I, uh, one of the things I enjoy about playing games is streaming the games
that I'm playing. And if I can't stream my opinions and what's going on in real time,
it just doesn't feel right to me. Like, I, you know, I like playing games and you guys
experiencing that game with me. So no, I will not be playing War Dogs until I can
stream it or play it on stream. I'm still excited about it. Still looks a lot like
It's gonna be a lot of fun, but you know, I'm just not going I'm not gonna play it. I'm so I can stream it
No, so basically if you want to play it you can play it but you can't
Just a safe. Thank you. Thank you. You can't record any of the footage and he can't live stream it literally at all. Oh
Oh, they like you sign you sign some shit saying that if you if you do they can you know
Do you would they probably not but still it's just not worth it for me
Pretty weird I know fucking in really weird really weird that I want to play video games and
Hang out with my people while doing it honestly. It's quite cringe. Is it not?
You ready are you good you want to go pee and right now it's probably yeah, oh, oh yeah, I could pee that'd be great
Okay, all right, okay. I'm gonna go pee. Don't let me down
I'm just playing the minors, yeah.
a draft in 2017, play through 2021.
How's Matt Harvey, cool?
Matt Harvey was the biggest douche
that I ever met while playing professional baseball.
And I wouldn't say that pretty much literally about, I don't think I'd say that about anyone
else I played with in my entire time of playing professional baseball.
I met so many different athletes and, you know, people, I don't think I'd say that
about anyone else, but Matt Harvey was such a scumbag that I'm willing to say that
He was just coming back. Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I got drafted by the New York Mets and then played with them.
I released during COVID, got picked up by the White Sox,
played with the White Sox for half a summer or half a season, whatever you want to call it.
and then retired and pursued streaming.
XP shown while looting the scab body will let you know if it's worth looting, got you.
Yo, chewy, thank you so much for the 10 or big dog. I appreciate you, man.
You're great retiring I had I'd have a choice. I mean I did I could have like
That's the man. You'll see like what the message is called up this
Latin player who you know under a lot of controversy for how he celebrated strikes, which mean bro the
MLB fans are such it just
Anything those motherfuckers can complain about brownie complain about like let the guys have fun
Let the guys paint strikeouts and whatever
Okay, I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm feeling you know you got drafted in
2013 and just touched the MLB now in 2025. I
Mean bro, ah
That shit's hell. I would not want to be CPUs. I need some of these. I'll be doing that
I can tell you my wife's next to me. She wouldn't have wanted to do it like it was just
Now I don't regret it whatsoever
Yeah, one second, Jack.
You good?
I'm here, sorry, how's it happen?
Yeah, we're good, we're good.
Let's do it.
Let do it let do it across the map away go across the map. What do you got here?
We just kill in scabs killing players, okay? Punisher yeah, so yo Punisher
I like the early Punisher ones. Well, maybe they changed them. What's the one
where you have to be on uh what is it lighthouse and kill like a million guys
that one I don't like other than that one I think it's like kill a bunch of
people but then turn in like ten bears dog tags yeah yeah no you got to kill
ten bear ten killed ten bears odd lighthouse yeah honestly I think it was
even more it's like 20
I think I got some more casts to do over here.
If we're here, if we're here, I need a key for that, a chemical part one.
Locate and obtain any information about the deputy chief's past life.
Is this one right to get the key off the dead body here? Yes, maybe okay. I'm gonna grab the key here
Make her way that way a bench
Yeah, I play with oh no, it's train car we can grab that other train car. Oh train car. Okay train car
I'm good
Yeah, I played with no, I didn't play them
but I wasn't reading that part up right,
where do you like to go here?
Kill Clear Crack House,
there's someone in here,
of course, on the second floor.
Okay.
Hey-ho!
I'll see anything.
Yeah, maybe they were just planting that thing in here or something.
Yeah, they could have been.
It really looks clear.
I think I heard a shot of Stronghold.
That's a little quiet of Stronghold.
I see anything over there, but maybe somebody's looting it up.
Cigarettes right here. Here's body. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Delicious little cigarette
And I got the code so we can leave out of that other extract to oh hell yeah, oh
Bro listen, man, I said this a long time ago, man, I think you mess
Producement and lemon de leprous. I think we'll have a TV show one day. I mean these guys are so fucking funny
Good, there's gracious. They're so funny
I'm going to check this back room on the first floor.
see nothing looks good the hell is everybody yeah we're good
this was looted though somebody's been here yeah I think we're tracking some
people yeah you're on top right that's you up here yeah we gotta be dancing
around somebody mm-hmm oh yep dead dead corpse here
they're in the warehouse there I saw the light you wanna go chase me those kills
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Right behind ya.
Ooh.
That it us?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I sent it inside to right there.
I think they're inside that building.
I think they might be a little farther.
Maybe in the next building.
Yeah.
I sent it inside to right there I think they're inside the building I think it might be a little
farther maybe the next one yeah or try to tell
I'm looking I'm looking I'm on the hunt
okay I couldn't get over the fence I keep getting that teleport bug where I try to launch
myself over and you just can't yeah is that oh yeah I see I see yeah it sounded like they
They were over here, right where you're at.
I'm going to be on the other side of the fence.
I hope I just heard one shot.
Now that's sounding like it's...
I think that's something behind us.
There they are in that building.
You see him?
No.
What the fuck is going on?
That sounded like it was across the map that time.
Okay, hold on. I'm just gonna sit for a second to listen. Yeah me as well
Of course now they don't shoot I'll jump over this wall and just head over the dorms. There's some people in dorms
I think there was some guys somewhere right around where we're at right now. There we go
They're shot left
Yep to the left up on the by the road. Yeah
Oh, they're in the crates they're in the crates about by the road over there back a second
They hit me but I'm too strong they've got junk oh
Shit, I'm dead. We're pinched. There's two one on both side
Oh man.
It sounded like he was coughing too.
It sounded like he was coughing 400 feet farther than what he was.
I thought he was going to be like deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, and he was just right there
on the corner.
Ah, damn it, man.
Nushanka boy.
Yeah.
I uh, I think I hit him with that grenade for 213 damage
A5-6A1
Yeah, see as soon as I as as soon as I heard him coughing I was like, oh this guy's got to be bandaging up
I thought it was I was not expecting him holding the corner
I mean it's the best way to fight any person in this game no matter how many hours they have just do
Do not move and just sit there. Give me one second
you
All right, I'm done with that quest okay, where switch maps you sure where do you want to go oh
Let's see here
Where do I want to go where do I want to go is the gimmick show where does gimmick need to go
What is gimmick was here?
He's so far behind but that lemon is here
Yeah, lemon would love to go
That would love to go. Let's see here
Honestly, I I know we we got smoked earlier, but if we could do some shoreline
I mean, I hopefully better I'll come this down. I'm gonna bring a big boy gun here
Whoa, sks
I'm bringing the SA 58. Whoa. Yeah
No, I got it off of somebody else
We're gonna use it. I'm gonna love it. I'm gonna enjoy it. Okay. I'm gonna shoot a little bit of m80 a little bit of Uncle Nozler mixed in
Just a little dash
Just a dash just a tiny little dash. All right. I don't think
I don't think the locate the group that was sent to the health resort on shoreline. That's where I just have to literally walk walk to them. Right. I've got to walk above them and the quest is done. I think so. I have that one too. Okay.
And then I know if we pass them late in the rain, I'm going to touch the airplane.
I also just till scabs in the new area. Have you done that already?
No, I have not and I am in to do it.
Also, someone in my chat said, I can't believe they play two characters and it's the same person.
And yes, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
Both gimmick and limit are the same person.
The exact same person.
He gears them out.
We're literally the same person, but I just put on a big hat during the day and then
I put a beanie on at night.
And then I add a little bit more facial hair at night and I play a little bit better during
the day.
You nailed it!
Boom!
Nothing gets past you.
I feel like I'm doing too much right now because I am about to put a scope on this
vowel and it probably won't go well.
Are you sure you want to do that?
Are you sure?
What's the flight time on these bullets?
Do we, uh, anyone know?
You got to really lob them.
You got to shoot with the intention of arcing the rounds.
All righty, so you need to go the same place as I need to go.
Is there anywhere in particular you need to go as well,
or is it just the resort?
Let's see, and yeah, I think if we do those,
I will be a happy camper.
Kill those guys at the new place,
and then if we do pass the planes, I'll stop by.
Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
I need to buy some food though.
Buy a few crumbs.
Just a few bites.
just a tiny little nibble here oh fence is mad at me he wants me to call him
I'm just gonna ignore him he doesn't exist oh gosh just gonna ignore him I
don't want to talk to him he never has good news for me and he always scams
me he's a scammer he's a scammer like what is he trying to scam you
It's yeah, you'll sell you a broken AK for 60,000 that you can buy for 30 brand new
Okay, that's definitely scammer
I chose one of the perks where like the scabs is supposed to bring me stuff once a week. I
Don't think I've received that yet though
I'm pretty sure you have to do your hideout in order to get that
Right chat
Like I have to have like the scabs junk box or scab whatever that thing is. Yes
I would think I would now that's all confirmed
I'm not trying to lie to you or misguide you here
But I mean it would track because I they've so far given me zero zilch nothing
They said they actually sent me an invoice. They're asking for a hundred dollars
They're asking for an investment investment strategy. Yeah
They're like, all right. So in order for us to go out there. We're any gas money
Mm-hmm. Yeah, we're gonna need gases and gas is not cheap gas is not cheap in Russia, especially right now
Not cheap at all. Oh
Man you are here kiddin
Yeah, I'm ready that's it. It's once a week
What they chat what he's gonna be count what they do I need I'm I need I need what they're gonna bring
And also chat, in case you guys didn't know, I believe today is the last day for the paid
drop.
So if that is something you are interested in, it is a fridge.
It's the little drink case.
You can only put water in it, a wallet, and a dog tag case.
I believe today is the last day.
I don't have to be me, it could be anybody, but yeah, that is the last day paid drops.
We have new drops, I believe, tomorrow, which we will be starting stream for a couple hours
before they drop.
Which, do we know, is it 9 AM start time again?
It's 9 AM, so we'll be live probably around 7, 8 AM again.
I'm going to join these early days.
been nice. I'm probably gonna take the night off with the boys though. I need a
four night. I want a four night of sleeping.
P start stream around a
So is this your LG
What does that mean last game my pk I think this is I think this is gonna be my last game here
Oh
I've been going so long
I'm at five hours and 20 minutes and I'm a weary man. I'm at nine hours right now. Oh
My gosh, dude
Yeah, I've been a log off put your feet up crack open a cold one
I've gone the last couple days of wipe on day one. I went 14 hours then play with pee for another like four or five hours
Then day two I went nine hours because they won't kill me day three fourteen hours another like two three hours would be and then today
Nine hours, but I probably won't do the night time shift with being gimmick
Yeah, rest up
Yeah, you said tomorrow is not the gift there's drops. There's not a gifted drops
It's like they're just you and watch drops, right? There it is. Tomorrow is just viewing watch drops
I think it's just like drops in general are getting refreshed and they're gonna be new drops. I
Believe so yes
So anybody watching a lemon who hasn't got their pay drops hey, that was a good time I
Mean hell he's just trying to go burden guys, you know
Just trying to go burden I
I was muted the entire time. I said everything I just said and was giving you
Guys now's the last time
Get you dropped you might as well give him the limit
I'm trying to go burden. You need a large money. Give him that he needs bird money
Hutch needs a new binoculars, so they think of you can his birding journey. I
Will not be spending any of the money on that binoculars. I'd probably spend it on a golden corral membership
I don't even know what a golden corral is, I don't think we have them in my part of the
game.
So, you're gonna judge me a little bit.
Golden corral.
Okay.
Some of the best turkey you could ever have.
could ever grace your slimy little hands-on. Ooh, I do like turkey. Wait, did you get something
right here? Yeah, that's the... you need to go to the table probably over there. They're
different. This is... I'm on like the fourth time we have to check these tables. Oh, I'm
on the first. I'm not here. I bet I'm somewhere inside the resort. We can check if you want
or we could just wing it.
Well, I checked, I just checked that table.
Oh, so you had nothing there?
No, it says, what does it say?
What does it say?
The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
locate and obtain any info about Terragrooch research
in Health Resort West Wing on shoreline.
There's no way of knowing where to do that.
It's really a mystery.
Listen, I'm gonna take, I'm gonna run the gauntlet here.
We're passing the plane, I gotta touch it.
Oh, don't touch the plane.
I know, I have to dude, I have to, it's right here.
Ah!
Alright.
I really, I really should.
Okay.
Like I hear you loud and clear that I shouldn't do it.
You should.
That idea.
It is a bad idea.
A lot of bad things can happen.
A lot of bad things.
I have to do it.
A lot of bad things.
And it's 306.
I have the key for you.
Oh hell yeah.
really is nothing but bad things that come from this plane although I was very
lucky and it was able to get both of them and one wrong yeah I usually do what
you do I wait till like the end of the raid and I grab them you just don't
know what in brisky I'm feeling like you I'm feeling like I'm going in guard me
guard me with you do I have to open it up anymore yep you have to open it up
It's gonna be on the far left corner
I opened I shut I open I better not shut again
Okay, we got it. Oh god
Free and free and free. I'm like a bird ready to go. Ready to go
Right across from us
It's a step
Gonna be honest. I don't think my bullets can reach
Yeah, and I'm realizing the gun this gun I brought out might be a trash gun
Is this is the SA 58 is it normally trash? Oh, yeah, I didn't want to shoot you down
But I didn't want so cool. Yeah, I didn't want to like be like lemon that comes to absolute dog booty
But I wouldn't use the SA-58 if it was the only if I had to choose between the SA-58 and a sharpened spatula
Oh, no, I'd probably use the sharpened spatula
You gotta tell me you need to tell me it will not hurt my feelings
I've just started like kind of figuring out the Yemo. Okay. I need to know about these guns
Yeah, so if you have that gun until like there you can mod that gun out
But that guns to make make it like really good. It's like 250 game minimum
Something inside
potentially
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
We run, we run, we run.
in this nice you probably did this morning me lemon here y'all on the ground behind you oh what is it
oh my gosh oh yes yes my first one of the raid the off the famous off the loma scope
there you go it'll be on the windowsill for you
Okay, okay right here. Oh
There it is. Thank you. Oh
We got a oh my gosh, what'd you get what'd you get? I know you're a gambling man living
There you go
I'm gonna wait to do I take I'm gonna take it at the very end of the raid
I'm gonna take it right when we get to extract. I say you take it right now
I say you take it right now because
It's not going to kill you.
It's not going to kill me.
No way.
I mean, you might want to be...
Listen.
And you're going to get a superhuman the rest of the raid.
This is my last raid of the day.
I shouldn't do this, but because I'm so sure that it's not going to kill me.
Oh.
I used it.
Oh, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
Stronger than ever.
I mean, you really are a superhuman now.
Oh, shit.
Oh, now I'm a good guy.
It's tough that I can stop you.
I can't be killed and you're not allergic and I'm allergic I was kind of
hoping I'd be allergic to that one just more of a reason for you to be like oh
I can't take a stand that has a 50-50 chance of killing me I'm allergic guys
sorry not only even if I survive it I'll still be allergic just it's just
not a doctor says to stay away from it and it's not propatol I took propatol last
time too so I can't believe mine's a streamer item of water rabies a streamer
item of water which by you fighting me light tasteful bite you gave me rabies
I believe there is a scav down here oh yeah I hear him
There is something out there I need to mark, I'm just going to go for it, I'll pick any
humans.
Yeah I gotta go to the ambulance real quick.
I'm going to rip some Vaseline over my body I'm going to uncover
Oh bro I just realized it's all the way out here
Oh it's the helicopter Yeah I think so
Yeah right here Throw it on the ground, throw it on the ground
I don't know if
This way I don't know if
Is this all in one rate chat does anyone know I?
Gotta do all the one right is it is there one where it's like four things. It's three or four legs
Yes, it is okay. Well, I think it is I'm on a journey. Do it doc
Let me just double check so we have the pier. There's the last one
To the docks we go you think anybody's running icebreaker didn't they like increase the cost to go in or something
Something like that and yeah, I saw
Oh
What are the Tarkov beasts whatever you want to call them he posted a picture I think axle
He posted a picture he did icebreaker and it gave him a hundred and ten thousand experience from his run
Holy shit hundred and ten thousand xp
That's like one to level like oh
15
I so did he
Uh, like did he choose the perk the XP perk? So is that like with that included or did it?
Probably it was included, but that's crazy. Yeah, Tim supposedly also has done it all the way through multiple times
I kind of knew like I knew the all those those guys were going to get it for sure
But it really is the smart move like if you want a power level and get you know everything at this cast is possible
Well, doing icebreaker is genius.
Well, if you can get in there and run it once, and like you're confident in your ability and
the amount of money you can get out of it too, and like the armor and stuff.
My only problem with icebreaker and what really pissed me off the most was, it wasn't even
sledge.
I, I, sledge was difficult, but dude, the boiler room, I could not find a strat that
works for me and it was all like chat all your hush all you have to do is smoke
this side smoke that side they're gonna come here there's a small chance they
don't and that small chance happened every time yeah they won't push the
left side they're gonna push the right side for push left one right I cry if
they just charge you there and we're through a pinch you just screwed
Yeah, and it's like dude, I especially just coming back. There was no chance of me
Just flicking and getting that lucky headshot. I'm shooting the wall a little bit
Window seal if it's there, you know, I hear you
I'm showing a little love to the the terrain as well
In the railings, you know grazing the wall
Like pissing in the morning, you know, getting in there, but you're in the general direction.
I'm in the general direction, but I'm pissing on the wall a little bit.
The toilet seat's getting a little bit of love too.
It happens. It happens.
We have the extractor too. We don't have it.
Oh dude. As long as sanitary and the boys aren't lurking around, but it's looking good.
here's something oh yeah you did
yeah
okay
well it was safe
yep yep yep
grab our treats
Supposedly there's there's a key that spawns here. I thought it was crazy
West something key he found it last night in the dark chat said
He's always here right here. Oh, you find it. Nope. I thought like on one of these desks
It's the other table.
Got it.
Usually under the mouse.
It's not here.
Looks like everyone was liars last night.
Typical chat.
Typical chat.
All right, yeah, it's like the left right great rain dude. We finished we extracted nearly every time today
There might have been one or two TK's
How one was it only one only one are really our first
our first actual 100% that guy's a cheater cheater today. Yeah
Just pretty good
Great job. I got a shot. Great job. Oh, he's dead. Okay
I'm alive
He's oh he's on his side. Oh
Oh, yeah, I'm dead again any moment now. Oh, he's having a stroke. Yeah, there's blood everywhere
Ggs bro, I will see you Monday. Hey Ggs see you on Monday. All right later man great weekend
All right, let me see me.
Send me any pictures of birds that you catch in this court.
OK, you know, I'll send you a few bird photos this weekend.
All right, I'll get some good ones.
I'll see cash out. I'm on it.
Can I show them on stream?
You can. Yeah.
I'll take some ones that you can show on stream.
All right, because I know the people, the people would love the.
Yeah, I'll gather a few photos this weekend
and I'll have them ready for you by Monday. Yes. OK.
All right, have a good weekend.
later oh man what a day boys guys I am exhausted or I would probably keep going
but we've been streaming relentlessly and I want to get some rest before the new
drops tomorrow I want to get some rest before the new drops tomorrow so I
appreciate all you guys man thank you guys so much for chilling today dude thank
y'all so much for hanging out and spending your time here I do really
really appreciate you man. I had a great time. It was a lot of fun. Gimmick is hysterical.
Officer is hysterical. Both great guys. If you guys haven't already, make sure you guys
go follow them. Go show them some love. They're awesome. They are absolutely awesome. I know
people in here are probably some of people. Some people might be AFK. So I want to
rate somebody who is still streaming with the drops? We all think.
We want to go watch.
Who do we want to go watch? We all want to go to men.
Let me get enough.
Let me get enough.
I'm not sure. Is Tray actually
streaming right now chat or is
He is on.
All right, I'm going to send you guys over to my crackhead friend, Troy.
I appreciate you guys, man.
Go show Troy some love.
Go tell him I said you got small nipples and a short penis, okay?
Make sure it's very clear.
clear, very precise, clear comms. I love you guys, man. Have a great rest of your day.
I'll see you guys tomorrow morning. I'll be live at around 7am, 7-8am start time, 9am
drop start. You guys want your drops? Come by, come and hang out. I appreciate everybody
chilling. Thank you guys so much everybody for giving all these subs. Insane. I don't
even know what the sub count is. I don't even want to look. It's so fucking dumb.
So, I appreciate you and I love you.
Dane, hell yeah, tomorrow.
Sorry, dude, today's been a blender.
All right, today has been an absolute blender.
But I'm gonna say hello to my wife and hang out with her.
I love you guys, man.
Have a wonderful rest of your night.
Have a wonderful rest of your day.