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{DROPS} ON FREAKY FRIDAY | S1E5 DR JEKYLL WHOEVER THEY ARE IS A JERK! ALSO LUCKY IS NOT POSITIVE AT ALL! !modifiers !allergies !tarkcodes
08-08-2026 · 11h 14m
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Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, hello, elu.
it was rise up home chocolate get paid get paid yo Barry anonymous thank you guys so much
for the five gift is man I appreciate the love y'all good morning everybody how's everybody
doing today man everybody doing well bow to thank you for the five gifts in man good
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.
Yeah, we've been starting streaming a little early.
We got drops at the new drop said 9am EST.
9am, so not too long away.
I believe it's 9am, right?
I think, I think so, boss.
I'm pretty sure, boss.
Have you seen the the peanut street sniper clip I?
Haven't I haven't I've been I'm gonna be honest I
Have been just hard
I've been hard
Been real hard other than just being hard. I have been
Absolutely locked in we have not been watching much clips. We have been starting stream
and just instantly rolling every single day, bro.
Every day I am addicted.
I'm addicted and it's bad.
And it's bad.
I'm listening to Mexican music this morning.
Everybody fuck you.
Lock him.
This is the vibe I want.
This is the vibe I want.
This is the vibe I want.
And somebody give me a fucking enchilada.
right now. See you buddy, thank you for the seven months. Bout, thank you for the five
gifted. Bout, thank you so much for the five gifted. Barry, and an honest thank you again.
Felly, thank you for the 44. See you buddy, thank you for the seven months. What are
the drops? These drops are still the same right now. This is the last opportunity
to get the paid drops. And then I believe in nine AM EST, it's just another round
of the free drops. There's no paid drops in the next round. It's just watch to get.
I'm going to turn in. I think it's this.
Make sure I get everything turned in from yesterday.
Yeah, oh, no, how did how'd peace games go last night, Jeff?
Anyone know?
Is anybody watching?
I was there last night.
Watch the clip, good he killed a stream sniper, has like 3 million rubles, hell yeah, well
hey I'm glad they had a great night, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, it's about damn time, alright
I'm already I'm already regretting the song the choice of music I'm already regretting it
I just hook like crack to this game. Oh, bro. It's bad man. It's bad. It's bad. It's bad. It's bad.
Goliath, think of it if I get this.
I don't... I don't know what you want, man, but I don't give a fuck.
Tell me the secrets of the lands and leave me the fuck alone.
You got a better chance of fucking me than me doing this quest.
die go die for me standing yo Bob thinking for the five gifted man death
foxing for the five as well good morning everybody good morning
so there's a chance you sick bastard alrighty what do we want to start our
day with Chad what are y'all thinking what are y'all thinking what do we want
start our day with we want some streets we got a lot of shoreline well I say we
have a lot we have a bunch of bullshit shorelines three to be exact we got a
to the motherfucking shit time of reserve we got an ever-living shit ton of
reserve. Shit done. We got more lighthouse quests than anyone deserves to have to do.
I mean my guy. We got killer. We got kill killer. Should be done. We still got a couple
factories, but I'm glad we got most of those. We got on customs. We also did we have set up.
Yo, bad Tony. Thank you for the five gifted man.
What were we taking?
Go back to bed, suck on my balls.
Yeah, we could go after Killa this early morning.
I personally, I personally think, I think we go, I think we go knock out some reserves
guys.
reserves is that we have our BST you got to kill some bullshit with the for
Punisher yeah the Raiders locate the food warehouse
we mark the other gas tank need the other BMPs
And let me name it 76251 so rifles, okay
Going to reserve we go to at zero reserve
And I'm gonna lose that this early morning. I do not I do not I do not I do not I do not
What do I not care about what do I not give a ever-living shit about what we do need to use a
and use this the quest actually this one's Torah 770,000 are you fucking my ass
I'm going to have to use that other weapon. I said I wasn't going to use it, but I think
we have to we have to use it or we're gonna have to use that little shittie gun
I mean I could
and we just use it boys scared money don't make no money hopefully we have
woken up warm and ready to rock. We'll see. We will see.
Rhythm.
Hit the flashlights.
So little hey, uh,
love it. Those we don't need that. Yeah, pressure of the
CMS we got water we got prop at all. We got ibuprofen. We're gonna need rbs
isle
up
And everything else is free
Go see markers
These shit ton of markers not gonna be able to bring this
I'm just going to bring more markers than I actually need.
Thanks, five, that's good.
Hello, welcome to the stream.
What you want?
Want to see my ass?
Pirate, thank you for the vibe.
Big fast, thank you for the vibe.
Big man, YouTube chat.
YouTube super chat broken again.
I'm here to ask WinHutch News White report.
What's today?
Saturday? I mean, we can do some hutch news tomorrow and get some updates from all of our
all of all of our our interviewees, possibly. I think that'd be a lot of fun. I can message
everybody tonight. That could be a good time. Oh, bro, we have a red rebel.
Clips, bro, we're locked in, man. We're locked in, bro. No clips. No clips. We are overlocked in.
Trust me, we'll get back to clips soon.
Is the stream...
It doesn't look like...
Are we 18 plus today chat on the YouTube?
Do we get restricted again today or no?
I don't think we did.
Not yet.
All right chat nobody talk about buttholes or any type of drugs or we gonna get
sauce. I'll be careful. I'll be careful. Bummer. I'm not reading that. I gotta be careful.
is pushing level 50. Dude, dude. Wait, who is it, OG? OG, tag that man. What's going
on over there in the kick chat early this morning. What's happening?
Is that y'all talking about filet?
Y'all talking about fish filet? Yeah.
There you go. Enjoy.
You hung over.
I'm already beers deep. This is going to be a great stream. I forget. We got Europeans in here from about it
I was about to say it's 8 a.m.
You sound like peanut yeah alcoholic, but it's you know, it's Europe there in Europe land
But if you got nothing to do true true wake up with a nickel a bolt try them a little bit
of heartburn.
That's the American way somebody posted clip will click where you're talking about I haven't
to fill in this queue is going to be forever long.
Yes, we have found two of our allergies now.
We are allergic to adrenaline, which is awesome.
We don't even use it.
And then we are allergic to a streamer item of water.
A streamer item water.
So to be 100% real, we're kind of on top of the world.
You can post in a Pokemon clip. I hate you.
That's good water though. Yeah, but at the same time, man, like, I just drink Aquafina, you know, or Aquamari.
She roasts you.
What are you talking about, Willis?
Me?
We found peanut.
Oh, look, there's hutch.
touch. There's John. Well, there's gimmick. Oh, look, it's me.
I'll stand on the gooch to start the day, yeah?
No, no.
I'll stand on the gooch to start the day.
Okay, I'm undeserving.
Thank you so much.
Red, thank you for the five gifted.
No locks is my favorite.
I can't lie.
No locks is my favorite, motherfucker.
Oh
Morning stretches all your stretches we might have to go to different maps to start today boys. I
Still don't think a lot of people have reserved a lot to eat. Thank you so much for the ticket man. I appreciate you, bro
Thank you so much for the love man, Tedchi thank you for the five gifted as well, Skull
about a high five, thank you for the five months and grumpy, thank you.
Oh yeah, true, we should probably, we could do that, let me add some more servers.
Wicked, thank you for the five gifted man.
I can't believe what you did to officer did the boys did the boys see the clip of me
Killing officer last night. Oh God. I feel so bad
I
Feel so bad
This guy is huge what the fuck oh man come on
Smare it and sing it for the five gifted as well man.
Alright let me do this, let me do this, let me put a clip cue in case the cues are pretty
long this morning.
Let me skip all this shit.
Alrighty, if you got something you want me to watch, throw it in the chat now and
will watch it during the rake use.
Oh, our God just crashed.
Oh we talking about you talking about my a semen rock that twitched at me pretty
cool right pretty badass
not too not too shabby
would you get that for
which send me that or we we hit 50 million hours watched 50 million hours watched impulse
for the five gifted baby I appreciate you dude smidge thank you so much for the five gifted
I appreciate you guys man thank you for the love
goodbye good riddance
oh my goodness love you baby we drive safe
All right, hopefully we get in the game now what you guys want me to watch
How you like that you stupid bitch you fucking suck you should never play this game in your
life again you're worthless you're not the egg yes, yes, yes, that's a fucking
She's right there. That's a fucking she's I've been
Yeah
And then I just have a few bullets how will I go up there all right I go up there
I put one bullet in one of your head one bullet in the other head do a quick loot
I get the task I get the hell out of here easy peasy
shit well you can't do that all right now it's 1v1 very easy yeah very easy
Who'd he tell?
The Juices Lucy Sons of Bitches, the Juices one.
The Juices Lucy Sons of Bitches.
Oh he said that with a little bit of a zesty undertone.
The Juices Lucy Sons of Bitches.
Listen boys, if you're new to Tarkov, let me explain to you something about any 1v2 situation.
The hardest part about a 1v2 is getting the first kill.
That's it.
Because the second kill, always, the second, the teammate of the first murder is always,
I mean, think about it, okay?
When you and your boy are playing and your boy gets tapped or your boy gets
killed in that type of situation, what is the first move that you make?
The second your boy dies always.
You fucking send it.
You fucking send it.
That's it.
That's it.
Unless you have a thousand quests, you are either running forward
or running backwards.
That's it.
And nine times out of ten, it's forwards because you don't want your boy to wait and you want to avenge him, superman complex.
That's just how this game works. All you got to do is get the first one, bro. That's it.
You get the first one, the second one, so much easier, so much easier.
Now, there is a small percent of the population that bates their teammates and just lets that guy die and sits there and rubs one out for the next ten minutes.
minutes. And when that happens it is what it is. But typically I'd say the vast majority
of the time you kill one, but the second one's free. The guy you kill first is usually the
better player yeah typically our voice big quest get these quest on dudes let's
get these quests done now if you don't have maps unlocked right let's say you
don't have a shit ton of maps unlocked. Can you still queue into them on scab if you don't
have them unlocked on PNC or no? It's not how that works. No, okay, so we don't really
have to worry about player scabs too much and the ones that we do have to worry about
They're going to be pretty good, because they're going to be a higher level.
They're going to go, and my mouse is dead.
First run of the game, I probably should have charged it last night.
Feels terrible.
Alright, we got one down here.
I don't even know what to say bro, I don't even know what to say, how is the guy alive?
What's the hit count on this bro?
What's the hit count?
And did he just want to have speed up the top of the head?
What?
What?
I'm watching it back bro.
I'm watching it back.
There's just no way.
There's just no way.
I heard him grunt.
What are we talking about?
You don't do this to me this early in the morning.
You don't.
You do not do this to me this early in the morning.
impossible that's impossible this isn't real it's not real that's not real it's
not real no way jose, that's not real that's not that's that's not real
that's not that that no way
oh my god
I'm fucking pissed. I'm fucking pissed! Bro, there's no way I start my day like that. Oh my god. I didn't just fucking want to have speed.
Only up from here only up from here only up from here. I am I have AIDS I
I have AIDS I have syphilis I'm in immense amount of pain I hate everyone and
everything I am in so much pain I'm in so much pain I oh my I'm pissed I am so
no fucking pissed.
RILA!
Dab it!
Alright.
9x39.
What do we have 9x39 that we can use?
9x39 compact rifle?
That gun sucks.
That gun sucks.
But we use it.
Whatever.
gotta use it gotta use it gotta use it gotta use it oh my god I can't believe
that that just happened first run of the day nice old with our Ruski very nice
old with with a Ruski just a nice nice little little smack to the ball sack to
start my day you know what let's do this man maybe I'm just not good enough
enough to use these small sites. Maybe we need to go back to the basic XPS 30. Maybe that's
my problem, you know? Maybe that's my problem. Let's go back to the basics. Let's go back
to the basics. Back to the basics. That's all we need. All we need. This is the problem
And I have the solution.
Now I suck.
This is the problem.
I have the solution.
Easy peasy.
Easy peasy.
This is how we fix the problem.
Boom, shackle, echo.
We got to use 9 by 39 for the quest.
We gots to, gots to, gots to.
We can't.
Yeah, we can't use those.
What are these? Spell Level 4? Not bad.
Don't want a little bullshit helmet. Sure.
Some headphones.
Can we only use...
My goodness, Grashos. Yeah, only 20 round bags.
Do I have any more of these?
I do. Alright.
Oh!
That blows that that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts
And I happen and I happen. We don't need no bag
We got that we got that we got that
We need this
And we go again, and we go again, and we go again. What you gonna do? What you gonna do?
It's gonna do
Julie what up
Flashlight
Ship balls I do need a flashlight bad. I cannot queue without a flashlight
Happy Slur Saturday to you as well.
Not enough money.
Oh my gosh, we're out of dollars.
And so these are...
Beautiful.
Start make that mistake again.
You know, our call, thanks so much for the five gifted man, Schmidt, thank you for the five gifted, Dragon, thank you for the five gifted.
I'm going for a long haul tonight. We're gonna go for a while, yeah.
Oh my, fast cue. Love that.
I'm playing with the nut tonight, I'm not too sure, I think, maybe, I don't know.
Love from Ohio, Ohio, my Ohioans.
Do-do-do
I'll soon probably not
Me unplug my mouse we should be okay now
Oh, I love playing with P. Do you just fucking stream so late into the night man
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I
Hate that that door is locked
Oh, there's a lot of people lots of people
It's where I heard somebody
Yo, Shaq, uh, Archoles, thank you guys, man.
I got this son of a bitch outside.
How's the PvE? Is it good? It's not too bad.
Oh, that guy rotated away.
I didn't kill that guy.
Maybe the guy that just rented?
Well I think I'd use PVE as more of like something to learn, you know?
PVE is like, help me learn how to do this to then take that learning, take that knowledge
into the PVP phase, you know?
Thanks for watching and don't forget to subscribe!
all right.
Not too shabby.
So get good loot in PvP or PvE?
I mean, I guess, but it's like, you know, you're in different like servers and everybody
I should have the same servers like PV and PVP.
We'll take it.
I just want to get that quest done in the bunker in the bunker so I could do the quest
outside of the bunker now. I didn't want to get the bunker quest done and then go
and lurk and get tapped from somebody sitting in a building. Now we got that
done now we can do all the quests that aren't in the bunker which is nice.
Beautiful. Now we head straight back in and we'll go and do the other quests
outside so we got to go to rbst we need to kill scabs with this gun um we need one more half mask
we got to go to the bungus uh we got the bmps okay eating drink and let's go back in
eat drink go back in
Do I have any more milk you got to fill this bitch back up for the day milk
How much milk do I got
There we go
Open up the five gifted subs
So
I by Bob
You all the shit in there Oh boss up
Nice use all that drink a little bit more and then we're good to go
Excuse me
Let's go.
Is that streamer water? No, because I can still drink it in my stash. I just can't bring it with me in raids.
I got the sneezes this mornin' fuck me.
I don't think it would've five gifted baby.
I appreciate you man.
We got markers.
Shit!
Bacon or sausage, biscuit in the morning.
If I'm making it, I'm making myself a bacon biscuit, but I ain't heating up no bacon biscuit
I'll heat up a sausage biscuit, you know those packages
Fuck yo black. Thank you so much for the five gifted other things much for the five gifted
Yeah, I don't need no
It's the lamb pieces of bacon.
Shit! I'm gonna blow my nose.
Is it true Hutch hates the homeless and veterans?
No, it is not true.
The jelly me a bulletproof
No no no no no no no no no
Knees in 15 times will really, really wake you up.
My goodness.
Came to watch the Guinness Book of World Records
for largest hit marker in gaming history.
Don't worry, we already whipped the guy
and got murdered earlier today.
We got it out of the way.
We got it out of the way, first rate of the day.
You know what I'm saying?
Get that shit out of the way.
Now we're ready to go.
Alrighty, I'm backing out.
We're gonna swap rate queues.
People are probably queuing into the seven AM rate.
You like Crispy Bacon?
one of the weirdos that like a slimy bro I like my bacon to fuck him crunched like I'm
eating bark I want to take a bite and the other part of the piece of bacon falls apart
my hand but I do have a communist level opinion here I like turkey bacon more
than regular bacon I know I know oh judge me too hard I know I know I know I
I love turkey bacon, bro.
I love turkey bacon.
How do I unsub?
Dude, turkey bacon is so good, man.
It's so good.
It's good for you.
It tastes good.
I love it, bro.
I love turkey bacon.
I truly do.
A little turkey bacon, a little biscuit and gravy, a little, a little, a little nice potatoes.
Don't get me wrong.
I, I enjoy both.
You know, I enjoy all types of bacon.
A turkey bacon, I love it.
This is a skid walker.
Hutch, shut up and show cock.
you freak I love you bitch let's go come on now log the first kill of the day man
please we are not gonna go into D2 this time we don't need to we're going to
RBS T probably gonna get murdered on our way there cuz we're running into
multiple spawns. What's this guy doing?
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death
of
death
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Yeah, player to the left Hey, what's going on?
I saw a guy crossing through the road and I shot the minigun at him.
I don't know if I killed him though.
Is that you? Is that you to you?
No, no, no, I squandered them. I squandered them.
Oh, got you, got you. Yeah, I'm down to be friends.
I got a RBST if you need that quest.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
All right, I'm coming out. Don't kill me.
Got what up, big dog? What up, what up? Good morning.
Good morning. Come, come, come, come, come.
Let's go, let's go.
Don't betray me.
Please don't betray me.
Tell me the truth, bro. Don't betray me.
You know you love me. You know you love me.
You know you love me.
Thank you.
I
Locked up fucking
You wanna fuck with me
You want to fuck with me? I got nothing to lose you cock suckers
I got nothing to lose
I got nothing to lose!
We're killing everybody!
I don't give a shit about nothing when it's time, wrong time!
Everyone dies!
In every way!
We're gonna lie!
We're gonna deceive!
We're gonna yell friendly and then kill motherfuckers!
I don't care no more!
Everybody!
I don't give a shit about nothing when it's time, wrong time!
Everyone dies!
In every way!
no more everybody dies everybody dies fuck this shit but time to be a nice
Kim John lunch is fucking out and I'm killing everybody!
Dammit!
Fuck!
Lock and!
Lock and!
Come on!
Sons of bitches!
Damn it!
You
Oh
Bro, we're killing everybody bro
These sons of bitches bro these sons of bitches bro
These sons of bitches these sons of bitches
We're killing everybody boys. We are smoking everybody
Nobody lives I don't care
We're juicing up we're popping in the road gum fucking new six million delight
Let the fucking let all the chemicals roll in
Wake me up Lord
It's just about to hit me like a lightning strike to the penis and I'm ready. I'm prepared
No more gentle giant bulls shit time to go full crusade mode.
Amen!
Everyone dies.
Everybody give me in the raid Nikita you fat bitch with a hooker wife hurry up.
I'm pissed.
Let's go.
shit. We need some more music. Say less, son. Say less. You two prepare for DMCA to
hit us.
Let's get it!
Let's get it!
We need to go this way, if I don't like, but we must.
It ain't me!
It ain't me!
so locked in son of a bitch has no idea what he's done to me I hope I'll find him again
chat what was that cock sucker's name somebody go back in the VOD give me his name add him
to the list on twitch add him to the bounty board on twitch bucket hundred
dollars to the first person that shows me a picture of that cocksuckers dog tag
in their inventory.
Glorbal's? He better not be a streamer. I'm gonna go in his chat and throw a slur.
I
Was that noise I don't know man
Is there another tank in here or over here?
The tank quest or no, isn't there one like down in here now?
It's not this one
In the garage, so I thought, RBST tank, I'm going to mark that.
We got to buy more PKs after this game.
To the right, Berchik!
Damn!
What's he doing?
He's going to kill the enemy.
He's going to kill the enemy.
What are you doing?
He's going to kill the enemy.
And he's going to kill the enemy.
Damn.
I'm going to kill him.
And he's going to kill the enemy.
I am going to kill him.
You must not forget the fact that
I don't know what I'm doing.
Fuck this.
Fuck this.
Fuck this.
Fuck this.
Fuck this.
Fuck this.
Any half masks? Wonderful.
EPSK? What the fuck?
Isn't this like a big boy armor?
With no plates.
Oh fuck!
How is that even possible?
All right, thanks you're done that is done
That is done three quests get the fuck out there
Hazier, Tarkov, completely different games, completely different shooting mechanics, nothing
they share is that they're like semi survival games.
different. Nice! Very good, very good, very good. We'll take it. We'll take it. The request
I'll take Tarkov looting and inventory over Daisy in the day of the week.
Yeah, right, you're not faking, yeah, right.
Say something
Who wants these half masks
You want these half masks still need a couple kills
We still need a couple kills we need oh we got this one as well who is this for
My transgressions was this can I
Oh so many lighthouse busts
All right, let's go get deep to knocked out let's finish up this
nine by 39 quests see a couple more scav kills
we should be good no no no
P.K.'s, shit.
Thank you, Jack.
Thank you, Jack.
Thank you, Jack.
Thank you, Jack.
Thank you chat. Thank you chat. Thank you chat. Thank you chat.
We eat DMCA on YouTube so y'all can experience the same stream that everybody else does on the
other platforms. I'll ask them to turn this feed. I like the stream. A hodge 502. Thank you for
the five gifted man. Lord thank you for the 58 months. Doctor thank you for the prime, Daco
And Rick, they give it a five gifted.
200k, which I just spent on these PKs, boys. Holy fuck.
I lost water queuing. How is that even possible?
I'mma use the restroom, give me two seconds.
you
you
you
All right.
We're ready.
Bum bum bum.
Yo, good day to you as well, man.
How you doing?
Water, water, water, water.
Thank you.
Ward jelly, what's up man?
Daco, David gifted, RC Mods, thank you for the fodder.
Baddest of them all.
The baddest of them all.
Class action what what I do
So how did I do?
Eeeeh.
Eeeeh.
Oh, Starbucks, what are you, pussies?
Oh Starbucks, what are you pussies?
I'm putting a class action against the mods for not drinking my coffee.
We think about that, bitch.
Hushed it 8-7, never forget.
Yo, officer, bro, officer dude, trust me man, I'm getting it this morning, all right?
Now you gotta promise me you're not gonna laugh at what I'm about to show you, okay?
You gotta promise me, you're not gonna laugh for what I'm about to show you, all right?
Yo, what up, big dog? What up? What up? Good morning! Good morning! Come, come, come, come, come!
Don't betray me. Please don't betray me.
Don't be the truth, bro. Don't betray me. You know you love me. You know you love me. You know you love me.
Oh, I listen, I listen to the sound of silence, then the undertaker song and listen, I'm
on fucking terroristic ventures, okay? I'm doing anything for kills at this point in game.
I mean, bro, I'm betraying people. I don't care. I had impacts. I'd run naked impact runs.
I know I might have made you upset, officer, but you didn't have to send out trained assassins,
okay
you didn't have to send out assassins
well fucked up
fucked up
beautiful
yo flabby
flabby you sexy bitch
hey you've been a 25 gifted
You sexy motherfucker.
I love you, bitch.
Hey, you somebody fill a 25 W fly me in the chat, my man.
I appreciate you, big dog.
Thank you.
Is this one of those where I can't die on my way out or no?
It is.
Yeah, we're gonna go back up to Red Rebel.
I know, I'm rigging the gambling right now, boys.
We're doing, like, a lot of just, like, questing.
Good morning to you as well, bro.
He's busy.
You may be lose a hundred ten thousand points by trusting a random.
I know officer bro we got no limit today which means it's time to make that money.
We're gonna live, we're gonna prosper, it's gonna be great.
Also, I might not have gotten that, yep, I didn't get it down because it was a run-through.
I didn't get the quest down because I got a run-through.
I want to die.
I didn't.
I didn't do, I'm, all right, well, that'll happen.
Okay so reserve I got the armory bullshits
I got bunker kills I got locate the food warehouse which is underneath
What's this headshots with DMRs right we have so many lighthouse quests
Now I heard through the grapevine
that's all these lighthouse quests aren't needed for Kappa. Is that true? Should I still do these?
I should, right for the XP?
We can also do set up,
but I'm going to wait for officer to do set up and trade a rep.
Yeah. What do I got down here?
The TIG SR2M on reserve or lighthouse.
We should probably go do some lighthouse bullshit
I think the murder officer again
They go play at those on woods
Yeah, I think we go knock out some lighthouse bullshit
Shitton the old lighthouse, which shouldn't be that hard because we have the Red Rebel so
All righty. Locate and obtain water pumps. That's easy. No key. We got briefcase. We
got lost group at the tennis courts. We have helicopter and killing those things. We have
yellow flare. We got hermit, which is the dead guy. We got broadcast, which is broadcast
the one behind the key door? Is that the one or is that the weed place? Key place. Okay.
What key is it?
Does anyone know?
OR room.
Can you not buy it?
The operating room.
Nice.
And then this is the one where we need to bring a jammer, correct?
Or is it a camera? Is it a jammer or a camera?
Jammer okay, so we need a jammer and we need markers. What markers do I have?
Who's used this shit ton of them we'll buy some more
We buy five of these
I got any four markers, one jammer, and then we need to change out this, and we will run.
I would like to run a tapper, but I don't really have any
I don't really have any
Happers with good ammo. I don't think so. Let me see
Yeah, see I just don't have much I got bcp fmj
What's what's the stats on this?
37 pin. Ah, it's, it'll be fine.
Let's run a shit ton of the rounds.
bcp fmj bcp fmj
bcp fmj
All righty bcp fmj
Uh, we gotta change this
To
This pop
We do not want this.
We'll go low and I wonder what the voodoo change or trade is.
Go there.
File this.
Yes. Oh, no.
Ignore.
And then this is two buckwheats, 120K.
Beautiful.
Wonderful, wonderful.
I'll put a little sling bag on.
Alrighty. We got all the tanks.
Which there's two inside of the what's the clubma call it and then
We're actually gonna take this off. I don't want to lose the TV 110 the lighthouse bullshit
We're gonna have to go this and this
Well, all right, oh
I don't have the path. That's good. We have to pay for it. Don't we?
What do we have to pay it to is this the one where we have to pay 20,000 it is isn't it
Oh time to be broke 23.68 million wait how much money do I have that's gonna
sauce me bro fuck give a soul shit in a while
they turned in all the cats
do transit no listen we're gonna have to do this at some point boys we're gonna
have to do this at some point might as well do it right now might as well do it right now
we can always make more money make money is an art
There we go.
20k USC for the worst map in the game.
Welcome to Tarkov.
What you gotta do, man?
I just get them talking, spam spacebar.
Bada!
Bum bum bum bum bum bum.
My live on YouTube? Yeah.
There was a time where I was a lighthouse main. Used to be my dojo. When it first came out and
the loot was disgusting. And we were all just playing lighthouse making more money than we should have.
Oh, bro, we had fucking lighthouse loot tutorials.
I mean, we had everything love the YouTube thumbnail.
Appreciate you.
I'm a like in the wife. I'm
loving it. Wipe has been fun,
man. I have been headshot more
this wife than any other wife.
I have ever played. Other than
I think the guy who killed us, me, Peanut and Officer, I think that guy was cheating.
But then we ran into one yesterday that was like a 100%, 50 hours, 3 raids, 40 kills,
like just a, not 40, but like, you know, 20 kills, 3 raids, 50 hour account, that was
just like a, okay, so you're just rage cheating, so your mom hates you, you know?
the first one where it was like that obvious so now have I ran into some you
know probably cheaters probably bullshit guys yeah but rage hackers only
only one the true rage hackers only one
all right this run we'll grab this briefcase
We'll grab Jaeger or the Hermit.
I hate being in that area. It's so hard to hear anything.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm going to try to get it out of the way.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm going to try to get it out of the way.
I say Yeager with a hard R. What?
The players in front of me clearing out the camp.
I
Cool.
Cool beans, cool beans.
What's for breakfast today? Well, I wish it was something fantastic, but my wife
paged me and went to Pilates class this morning, so nothing as of now. But trust
me he's gonna get an earful when she gets back
I know the audacity
nope nope I'm being I'm being so fucking for real right now it's unbelievable
We shouldn't get her run through.
We hit a headshot of those two scabs, we should be good.
Drink some milk, we go right back in.
He ain't gonna say shit, bitch, pussy.
Yes, I will!
She's gonna get an airfowl.
I can promise you that.
Now the much man just call Westing just questing questing questing bro trying to get all these
quest done oh oh
who wants this briefcase
There it goes, yeah.
All right, I'm gonna right back in, right back in, let me drink a little bit of milk.
Good to go.
You're a lucky man.
If your wife's doing Pilates, don't give her nothing like that.
Hey, don't do that.
Don't give her a big head.
Every YouTube and kick, we do have drops currently on Twitch, all free.
No more paid drops.
If you guys would like get drops, make sure you open it up on a separate tab.
You see the pig the the clip of P hitting the lot around ground zero last night
I saw a clip of P getting extract camped and him killing the guy
You talking about that
Yeah, I was nuts
If that was me, the first bullet would have been in my dome.
Yeah, four four black division kids. Yeah, that's insane. Yeah, that is absolutely
insane let's go
all yes
He might be on that, I don't know though.
Oh yeah he is.
It's the best way to kill that guy from here.
Some bullshit, bro.
He's tank two headies.
That's actually fucking nuts
What am I like
What are we doing?
I guess these bullets are just not very consistent with that shot, so I don't know.
They're just tankin' them, motherfuckers, just eat them.
Thank you for that bullet.
Thank you for that bullet.
It's gracious.
That guy's dead.
They're not going to let me.
That guy's back on the gun, but the other one's gonna peek me.
I'm like, I'm in such a shitty spot from spawning up north now.
And I'm not really too sure how I'm supposed to kill these cats.
What am I supposed to do?
go up your nuts
go up your nuts
now we can't go up as other people on the other side of the map
We could always like go to the backside of the building and try and hopefully they don't
take another headshot to the head? I don't know.
I mean the penis. We're taking headies with the penis.
Really? That's what we're doing?
I think someone just died potentially through the other road.
All right, I've lost all faith in these bullets
Not that I had any faith in these bullets any faith that I did have it's gone
Good
Not worth looting, we're questing right now.
We're trying to get all these quests on Lighthouse done.
They are worth looting I think, but...
Oh, Northern Checkpoint's 100% extract for anyone now, really.
A Goopa got no time for Goopin?
A Goopa always got time for Goopin, but a Goopa got no time for Dian, you know what
I'm sorry?
What if they smoke that guy or not?
Trimming all day today. Yes, sir
Yeah, and if you guys are playing on leaving the comp and going and doing shit
I'll make sure I raise somebody else who has drops at the end
It's Newsline? No, this is Lighthouse. So a lot of these quests are like grabbing items
and extracting with those items, which is why we're trying to do them rather fast and just
getting out of raid we're gonna have to come back over here like once we get this
done the other ones are like we ought to mark tanks and shit so we'll be in raids
a lot longer and get more PvP but we just got to get the bullshit done other
pmc I mean you heard them they were getting killed and shit if we weren't
grabbing items I didn't want to die with we just push those guys
Well done. Thank you. Thank you. Upper ropes. Do you want my starting amenities? No, you're
You're good, baby.
You're good, you're good.
All right, which one is this one?
Locate the bloody broadcast inside the grocery store.
need a marker for this or no? No? Okay. All right. I don't think we have any more grabbing
quests. We can actually stay in the raid longer. I need to bring a yellow just in case we
get that spawn we got to go in there you got locate the group okay we got a
long one now all right boys MS2000s we got five markers in total we need one
more mark one more marker lock in boys this one's gonna be a long one let's
go ahead and bring some milk maybe put a little face mask on I help us out
repair our armor accept all this shit look at that am okay love to see it all
right let's do it yellow flare
You can buy yellow flares right chatter. Should I?
Let's do that just in case
All right, my goal is to get every single one of these quests done this run this run
I want all these quests done in one run
Gonna be a long one. We're gonna have to move fast, but we can do it
Be so much XP. Oh
Oh yeah CJ I got betrayed early and I popped that sucker instantly.
We're locked in.
It could be a double dose type of day.
Bods, thank you for the tin gifted man.
Schneider, thank you for the tier one swag, rice and what?
Thank you for the love.
I already brought the, I already did operating room.
is the one inside and like the middle of the map.
The store.
Missed an ammo.
We'll be alright.
I can't even repass five messages.
Yo jazz birthday for the gifted baby. I appreciate you man
No clips today, we've been live for two hours
How do you avoid shrimp slappers well you can select the specific servers that you want to play on in this game
And you could also hide cues and be a little bit more
Undercover in the reds for me as long as they ain't cheating. I'm not scared of them
Yeah, you got the rats and this that and the other but
One thing you'll learn about Tarkov is dude is like
One most maps are a pretty linear map where as long as you're not just yapping you'll be fine
Which I'm always yapping
Um
But on lighthouse there's not really I mean do unless you sit in a bush and just wait and hope I come there
It's not really much you can do
And death is just part of it who cares
Why not play with glorious same reason I haven't been playing with landmark man, it's it's listen
I want to earn my levels, you know running around while they just kill everything. It's not very fun
Do a good gap chillin
When am I gonna be back on Ark Riders
When arc starts caring about their game I might to start caring about their game but until then
on any time soon.
He said he's coming back. P is being optimistic,
which I understand. I get it, you know,
he doesn't like being a negative Nancy and I respect that but the reality is
is that none of us understand what the hell those people are doing.
None of us understand the updates that they're pushing.
I mean, fuck bro, your game has fallen off to the point.
It's still great game.
It still has tons of players, but relative to where they were, it's a shame that it's
at where it's at and it's only their decisions that's got them there, but they're having
a duck, duck creator competitions.
or are drawing things on ducks.
It's like, bro, how disconnected are we?
Like we have all these problems going on
and all these issues and you're having people draw on ducks.
That's what we're tweeting about.
Oh, I'm not even kidding.
That's the most recent shit.
I'll show you.
Duck vote opens today. Thank you. 160 plus incredible rubber duck submissions. We're excited to show off the 10 ducks chosen by the dev team. Nearly every duck submitted was someone's favorite.
So I just, I've started to believe that we just aren't their target player base, you
know. That's where I'm at. Where it's like seeing them do things like that makes me think
that there really isn't a world where we get back to where we were in that game. Do I think
they might make an update that we play for sure? Am I saying I'm never going to play
our creators again? Absolutely not. But seeing things like that, it makes me more
along the lines of like, you know, I think that lightning was caught in the bottle and
and they've just kind of checked out.
All right, we might die.
We've got to mark this tank.
Well, so is this where do I got to shoot the flare on the bridge chat?
Oh, it's a great game, bro.
Listen, I don't want to say me, me, me, me, me, this, that, and the other.
But I remember I was in a discord, uh, like, I don't call it a meeting.
Just like a conversation between, cause I was doing RP at the time.
I was talking to like Kevin or Kebon, Rami, Ravage and everybody about like Prodigy updates.
I say guys, listen, Arc Raiders is going to be huge.
Any updates that we're going to do, we need to do them right now because when Arc Raiders
comes out, everyone is going to be playing Arc Raiders.
And Rami was like eh blah blah blah and I was like Rami, listen.
You could never listen to me before and listen to what I'm telling you right now.
Arc Raiders is gonna be huge.
I was explaining to him that Arc Raiders, you know, had everything and checked every box,
blah, blah, blah.
Hey, I don't think you really believe me.
If you think I'm lying about the story, go and ask them.
They'll tell you I'm not lying.
And sure enough, you know, Arc Raiders did this thing.
I say this not because I'm trying to sound like a fucking no at all.
Where do I launch this at?
player at the train station oh it's on the other side of the map
I say there's not to try and sound like I know it all but I say this to more along
the lines of
like bro I thought and knew
that that game was gonna be huge from the
from the first beta test I played fell in love with the game
still love the game still think the game's awesome
at the same time man it's like
How many updates and this that the other dev blogs are we going to look at that are just
so disconnected from reality.
Just disconnected from anything and everything that we want and think that the game should
be before we're at the point of like, alright, you know.
I felt the same way about games like Tarkov.
Hell, we're playing a game that I've bitched about for years that's been absolutely ginormous
and threw themselves into the dirt, knocked it off the dust and rebuilt and now the game's
fucking fantastic.
I mean, we're playing one literally right now that's done the exact same shit.
There is a world where they can't come back from it, but you know, it's just a
tall order, bro.
a very tall order. Very tall order. And Tarkov is also an OG, like they've been doing this
shit for like 10 years now, you know. And from every perspective, from the looting to
the gunplay to just everything, it's unique in Tarkov. Ark Raiders, in terms of uniqueness,
What those guys have in terms of uniqueness, I mean
Yeah, you got you killing the the Queens and stuff, which is awesome super fine
But they're loopholes
They're loot in general. It's not a very exciting like it's just they got a lot of work to do a lot of work to do
I think they can do it, but I
Think they're gonna have to kind of figure out what the what the hell they want to do with their game
I think arc will come back. I don't think arc will ever be at the point that it once was and
God I hope I'm wrong. I would love nothing more than to be wrong. Arc was one of the most fun times
times I've ever had in the gaming world. Playing Arc with P and Cloaksy and running around being
idiots dude. It was so much a nick, it was so much fun. Met so many cool people, had such
Such a good time with the game.
I mean bro, look at the people that game brought out of retirement, man.
You know, that should tell you enough.
Someone was here, are they still here, I don't know, but they were here.
They should bang this building.
Go down here.
How many people in the game retired well, I wouldn't say retired I'd say you know
They didn't have plans on really like coming back in general and then they came back and
And then he's got, they didn't want to play it and they just stopped playing it.
the market tank down here to the left.
We're definitely behind somebody, that's for sure.
Not good.
very glad that wasn't a player holy shit
didn't you have a fucking kid man? I mean listen
Ty's been busy
Ty's been busy
obviously he was you know in and out before that but
I think Ty, the main thing about Ty, that made Ty kind of check out, wasn't even like the game being bad, per se.
It was mainly about just, dude, the level of people sniping that poor guy was unbelievable.
I mean, we got it too. I got it really bad. Pina got it the worst.
But ours was like, you know, he was so popular people would snipe him just to say hi.
Ninja was like, dude, how can we make this guy not want to play the game literally at
all?
There was cheaters making their Steam accounts, Ty's legal name, and Symphony's legal name
while they're cheating against them.
They would just run at them and aim bottom for like 8 hours a day, Mbark was doing
nothing about it, and you could sit there and say, ah, you streamers, you don't
deserve special treatment.
You're no better than me!
Okay, but at the same time...
Why would he play?
You know?
Why the hell would Ty continue to play the game if he has to deal with that shit?
Hell, I wouldn't.
That's a terrible spot to run off stamina, Mike. God.
There we go, and that's our 25, enjoyer.
Pretty close to us
It's our 25 I think on the hill
Just chill for a second
To get thousands of dollars playing a game you think ninja
Gives a fuck about how much money he's making
Other those days
I don't think you've done your research on that guy go ahead and check his net worth
He doesn't give a fuck about how much money he's making. Are you kidding me? You think ninja cares?
Games were peak
When what's that games repeat when devs cater to the community is not creators. It's okay that you're retarded
I mean it truly blows me away, but you can hear me tell you that someone had cheaters
Tracking them down with their legal names, and you are such a delusional dummy
That your first instinct and thing to say was you shouldn't get special treatment
Like bro
Why would you not use someone like that as a
Ham of bait
To ban the cheaters who are you think that got them going after him? They're not gonna come after you. Are you fucking stupid?
How do you even think that way man?
Damn bro just never stop moving
That kind of sucks for me he's up there now he's gonna stay up there for a while
or let that guy rotate. Let's just chill and loot for a second. Is there any kill quests
with an SR-25 on this map? Is there any reason for him to stay up there longer or no?
Kill 7 with an SR 25 quest.
Oh shit, so he's in here for kills.
It's not good for me.
There's not really any good way to push him either.
Trying to think of a route.
If I go right I gotta go through all those bushes, he gets a free kill.
I go right at him, not a good idea.
I could go left around the rocks, but then he shoots me from the hill.
I've no nades.
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.
This is going to wait a little bit longer.
I think he might rotate off.
Good dude, you got tired of hearing him whine?
Yeah, I mean I get that.
I get that, but at least not perfect.
I whined as well. We all whined.
You're telling me when you play video games you don't bitch.
Your job was to talk about what you were doing and how you were feeling about a game
and you got killed in a lot of shitty ways over and over and over again.
You wouldn't bitch. Are you kidding me?
Stop it.
Stop it.
You're human as well so am I. I'm the worst one.
someone to my left now too probably this is a shitty situation
I'm popping a pk and we're going for it we die we die I can't be in here no more
but I'll tell you one thing you ain't taking my milk fuck him you ain't taking
my milk. I would usually go left here.
There's a guy to my left I'm gonna be in such a pussy sandwich when I go down there. So you're gonna suck
I can't make that jump from that side.
Wait, Voss? I thought it was in here.
Was I wrong?
Where is it?
What?
Did I not accept it?
I thought I had something here.
Maybe it was something else.
2-8, thank you for the 25 gift, man. Welcome, everybody, to come moodle in the family.
I appreciate you, bro. Thanks so much for the 25, everybody.
Actually, I do need some food to continue this run.
I don't want to get out any food in here.
Negative. Negative.
Yeah, I might be on a different map, but I'm just fucking stupid. I don't know
Oh on streets
a ranch you can dodge a ranch you can dodge a bow what's my hangover cure stop
what you're doing right now okay
Oh
Stop what you're doing right now
Either get in your car or go on door dash
Go to a CVS or Publix or whatever you got in order the great
Pedialyte
Okay
Great pedialyte
If you don't got any
Water make sure you get some water too
then when the great pedialyte gets there
You're gonna go half great pedialyte and a cup big cup monster cup. You have a gallon jug use a gallon jug
Pedialyte water
Little bit of salt
Not a ton of salt like a tablespoon
Max maybe even less like one of those little like scoopers like you would take a scoop of creatine or
You know small little scooper
throw it in the water
You're cured and yes, I know you do light already has salt in it, but you have a hangover trust me. You're welcome
Nice. All right. We can go we can continue
A teaspoon, not a tablespoon, a teaspoon, there it is. Thank you. Sorry. Oh my.
I'm telling you, listen, you're going to ask me questions. You asking me to fix you or you
asking me to listen to what you think? Trust me. You want to get your hangover cured
in about an hour that's what you do
that is food
yes you can eat some like high carb
meal but
depending on the level of hangover that might make you feel like more shit than
you already do because you go carb overload
trust me man it's about liquids liquid you consume
you dehydrate it as a mother fucker
salt is to retain the water
Pedialyte is an electrolyte dump and then the regular water is to dilute the pedialyte and the salt
so you don't
Feel even more shitty than when you started trust me. It's the concoction of champions
I've performed a lot of different days on that concoction
It's very good
Especially if you're working or you're doing something that you're still sweating that extra salt helps you retain that little bit
Wonder if these guys are cleared looks like it
Looks like it
No
It would be higher.
Where am I even landing?
Yeah, I don't know where that shot is.
Um, all I think I'm nervous about is maybe the rotating of left side is clear.
I should be fine.
He's 0 to 200 on that shot, yeah.
Well, hopefully it doesn't matter and I don't get electrocuted as I'm running to this bomb.
This, uh, bank.
Might try and take them out so
It's shielded up another pk eat some food got this tank we got the one over there
Oh, and we have helicopter
I
a bong for you I feel better now okay thank you so much that means the world
to me thank you so much thank you so much good sir you are a scholar your
great man and a scholar
I can see it now. Twitch streamer HMF encourages Chad to do bong rips. Man, what a great guy
I am.
That's the real challenge, bro.
We call it the Summit 1G Challenge.
Every time he turns his camera off, rip that shit.
That's that 200?
Fucking liars.
oh mother fucker all right well I can't go that way
Oh!
Damn it!
Going this way.
I'll clear it the way I know how to clear it.
Careful minds.
What would I do without you guys?
Man, do I owe you anything?
Do I owe you guys anything for that crucial information that definitely helped me?
Oh, a hunter gifted.
Cool.
Really, that's it?
That's a fucking deal.
Yeah, sons of bitches.
Well, I'll tell you this much, Lyos is kind of sick right now.
Because you don't really have to worry about player scavs, because in the game player scavs
can't really queue here unless they have the map unlocked and in order to unlock the
map you have to spend 20,000 USD if you really think about it lighthouse is just
PMC PVP warfare, which is pretty dope
You guys look right like this shut out
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Yeah, I think he's dead, I think he's uh, running the numbers here, thinking that guy's dead.
I like to go loo, thank you, I'll thank you so much, alright, got everything marked up,
all that shit finished. I'm afraid of this grass to be honest.
Kick chat is on one this morning.
I'll be honest the last couple of days all the chats have been on one.
to be honest I think it's just an influx of new people from like the drops and shit
nah don't apologize I just think I give a shit I don't care
say what you won't
don't say any slurs though
but it is Saturday
Yeah, oh good morning.
But you're such a slur.
I
The fuck is that
Well son you got a decision to make you got five minutes five minutes to the rain's over
Now here's the deal you can split that loo with me 50 50
Right
And we can leave together
But you think about that deal
You hear me
I know I listen I
I-I know, I don't got to go!
I can leave whenever I want, you got four minutes to get down from there!
I
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Do you're gonna run over here son you ain't fully new belly
Oh
Close sausage.
Drop the sausage.
Let's go.
Oh shit, well, a little closer than I would like.
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
We're good.
Nice!
Wow!
Little, little, little cherry of PvP on top of a great raid.
You know, just a little cherry.
Yeah, it wasn't the craziest raid, but we got a shit ton of tasks done.
We got a bag full of loot.
Good raid.
Good raid, good raid, good raid.
Untouchstick, untouchstick all.
XZ, think of it a five gift
and may a big fast think of it a tenner.
No streamer to be undefeated
against shadows and dead bodies.
That was not my fault.
Imagine what that scab player was thinking up there whenever I was just shooting that dead body that probably wasn't on his stream for an entire
We just sit up there looting the ears
Damn bro he was looting looting looting
You know that guy's probably had a terrible day
That was gonna be the first raid that he might actually see profit
Here comes me from the forest
Dr. B swamp oh
Baby
Boom
Boom
Okay, we gotta do the Wi-Fi camera and we got medical records on reserve.
Didn't we do... what else did we do?
We got Yeagers.
No, we gotta turn that...
We're not Yeagers, no, but what's his name?
Who wants this note? Does anyone know off the top of their head?
Oh, what's this?
Oh, we need to be lootin' respirators, locate, obtain the chemical.
She does?
No, she doesn't.
Now she does not.
What the fuck is going on?
Who wants this shit?
Oh, I already turned it in.
I'm a dumbass.
Whoopsies.
That was two rains ago, guys.
Man, that might be smoking crack.
I don't know what's going on.
All right, lighthouse, done.
Done.
Go somewhere else.
So we got a Huntsman, kills on factory.
We got Wifi cameras in factory.
We got targets, pistol kills, not only on factory.
Oh my gosh.
All kills we got set up we could do y'all want to go do a couple pistola runs on factory
what kind of pistols we got we legitimately don't own any pistols
I think it's a good idea.
Wait, we should run the Glock with a switch on it on factory.
Who sells that?
That peacekeeper?
is it this? Which one is it?
The Glock 18C.
Glock 18C. Where you at, big dog?
18C. Oh my gosh. You could just buy this?
gosh you can just buy this yo lock in bro lock in bro lock in we're about to go
and fuck all right let's deck this sucker out we want big mags we want to go
lock in lock in lock in lock in we'll listen to music in a second we go the
dotted rear sight. Can I not do you can't put a hollow on this? Oh, I can. Up.
Bob. Bob.
Hold on a minute. Hold on a minute. Just do regular rear sights.
with a little hand grip and we can go with the extend dough what is this gonna
cost me 120k fucking worth lock in lock and boys let's go let's go be sick
locked up fucking
I'll go with the flux.
I don't care about the armor.
I'll use this armor.
We need some more mags.
Give me two.
I'll take both mags.
Lose at first raid.
Let me take a couple with me.
That's all I'm asking for.
And we got AP 63 and it's spittin'.
We got AP63 and we spittin'.
Give me that 250.
Give me that 100 rounds.
And let me go do some things, huh?
Let me go do some things.
Okay?
You got that?
Bro, I'm going through way too many PKs.
Way too many PKs, man.
That was a 200K PK.
and I had made it last a raid.
What the hell's wrong with me?
All right, got play smart.
Okay, so we're going to factory.
What other factory quest do we have?
Limit APMC operatives, Wi-Fi cameras.
Where are these at, chat?
the cranes
me look
the walls have eyes
the shit out. Oh yes please make the entire screen ads wiki yes thank you he's so great.
Okay got it. That's what that is. There's nothing but targets. Locate the chemical container
What key is this? Does anyone know?
What key is this?
They called this key
Coltus key, that's just what it's called, is a coltus key.
Now, people are selling coltus knives.
There are group storage
Oh, Vasa, a 4 million key, are you fucking me?
Yeah, right, I'm never doing that quest ever.
Gimme flashbangs.
Lock in boys, let's do this shit.
kills off factory we got this lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in hope we need Wi-Fi cameras
we need three cormers
yo is officer on today chat or is he taking the day off
He's off today, but what are these sons of bitches everybody's taking days off with the hell's wrong with them
The old destiny
He's in traffic.
I feel like we've proved enough to play with Tony now.
Do we see if Tony wants to play?
See if Tony wants to play, Jack.
Let me know what the verdict is.
fuck am i
What the heck am I?
I'll see.
Get the hell out of my swamp!
Oh, yes, please.
please
top off our bag
no i'm not
no i'm not
much love hutch keep on keeping the whole everything for love man
they're playing dark mode labs oh so they're smoking crack
Oh, got it. So they're doing a little bit of the dope.
They're doing a little bit of the dope.
Check's out.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, huh?
f**king crab?
what was that?
Give it him toes, bitch!
Give it him toes!
Oh, we got another customer.
Oh, we got another customer.
Well, that was anti-climactic, it was a scab.
I was making fun of the gun I was wrong yes you were yes you were this gun is
He's sick!
That's where I gotta go, right?
Put a camera.
Put a camera.
Oh, that doesn't look- Oh.
Huh.
Well, this is ass.
What the fuck am I looking at?
Huh, well this is ass. What the fuck am I looking at?
Am I about to sauce my shit?
Actually, not only is this, I used that before.
The last one was in the middle.
8-3, where's gate 3, is that just the extract?
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
You son of a bitch.
I regret my decision. I'm sorry.
Come out with your hands in the air. It's the police.
Come on. Come on out. Come out of the hallway.
Chemical, please. I'm bugging out chemical.
I hear you. I hear you. What you here for?
I'm just doing quests because I have a thousand on this map and I'm on backlog because my buddy's left me behind.
What quest you got?
I got chemical part 3 on me right now and I got stuff in the med lab I need to do.
Alright, you gotta trust me. No guns out. I'll do your quest with you.
But I've already been betrayed once today, so I can't let you have a gun, okay? Where's your gun at? I'll carry it.
Hold on to ground.
Alright, let's go.
I need scout kills with that too.
It's out, it's out, it's out.
All right, listen, I'm gonna be honest.
I will let you have this gun.
If you turn towards me, I'm gonna have to kill you, okay?
Let me finish my scams.
Let's end this game.
Well, I'll let you see your scams.
All right, deal, deal, deal.
I'll let you see your scams.
That's what you let me kill you.
All right.
We'll go get you the other quest done.
Let's go to the med.
I already killed a couple players over here, let's go get this close, dawg.
Oh no, no, don't headshot me, fuck me.
I'm gonna go on, I'm gonna go on, I need the kills.
I will, I will, I'm gonna be honest, I need the kills too.
I'm gonna finish mine, then we'll get all yours. We'll be in here for a while, I'm jealous.
Alright, mine's done. Let me give it to you.
Alright, let's rock.
I don't know exactly where this thing is.
Right in here.
It's the first one, right?
Right through this door.
I'm not repairing that stomach.
You see it?
Checking this room over here.
That seems a little circle pop up.
Look out that window right there, there's a scav for you.
Just went down to the basement.
That's actually a player scav.
careful. Get away, get away. Which one do you say chemical part one? Part three. Part three.
What's it read? What's it say? I got an extract with this injector I got. Oh you got it, you
got it all right let's head out of here then I'm with you I'm with you while
we're house for there is a player scav down there just stay behind man
I appreciate your man, thank you for agreeing with my very reasonable request of being sorry
that no one else in this game does.
It's fine, hey it's fine, you have a wonderful day, okay?
You too.
Alright.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't, I can't, I can't, we'll place the camera in the next one guys listen I got a
rule okay and if you sound like you have a job and you're cool like him you know that's
That's not somebody and I'm not talking any shit, it's me being very honest, okay?
If you are willing to put your gun down and take your knife out and walk into the middle
of a hallway, I pick a no lohagen fruit like that.
That's on another level of scum baggery and yes, I need the kills, but at the same
time you know he's he said his boys left him in the quest he's just trying to
catch up I got a heart man I'm sorry I got a heart I couldn't do it I couldn't
do it I couldn't I got a heart I'm sorry I couldn't do it I wish I could
is why I wouldn't have survived many years ago I just you know I but I hear
somebody like that I just it's hard for me man hard for me even if I ever used
to not give a fuck about this case I see you rip somebody's jaw bone off I've
seen it I know I've gotten fragile with this old age I don't know what's wrong
with me anymore man I've become a pussy I'm sorry is what it is is what it is
it's what it is move past it let's move past it I'm a bitch is what it is I'm
gonna regret that whatever I can't get any pistol kills but you know who knows
how long that guy's been trying to get that quest done maybe he's been
try to get it done for for days and he didn't tell his friends he's gonna be
like guys I met this wonderful soul and later on in life you know couple years
we're in northern Russia we're having a couple Bruce keys I have this guy named
Vladimir walk up to me he's like hey you saved my friend you know there's a
billion dollars you never know that could happen there's a world where
that could happen. You know,
happened to me once. See, it
happened to him once. I mean, my
man gave me his gun and watched
me finish the quest he's tried
to finish in front of him. You
know, where do I put this at?
All right, that's in there try and get this quest done now
All right, let's try and get this quest done.
I don't regret my decisions, fuck everybody.
happened to daisy hutch.
Dude, I used to be, bro, I remember I did this on stream.
Some people in here might have been there, bro.
I had, I walked up to this woman in daisy and I walked up to her and I say, you got
a gun?
And she goes, get away from me, you freak.
For the next seven hours of my stream, I hunted her down and killed her and I ran into her husband
because she walked up to me, she asked me where her husband's at, so I ain't seen your fucking husband.
And then I found them when they were rolling together and I killed her in front of her husband and her husband goes,
oh, oh, I've been looking for her for two hours and then I found him again and dude, I'm not kidding you, bro.
I'm not exaggerating people who were in the stream will tell you I'm not kidding
The entire server because it was server of 35 people is a forgot the name of it
But super small map the entire server was killing these two because they were so tired of listening to them say you know
Where my husband is do you know where my wife is like the entire server?
Started murdering these two people because they were tired of seeing them
and get a yaszt. She was a bitch, amen! You don't, you don't say shit like that and expect to be fucking...
and
I got a bunch of
You're the rat.
Ha!
Yeah!
Duh!
Ever said I wasn't?
There's not where I place this shit.
There's ones where I placed it.
It's a shitter.
Yo, what's going on up there?
Hey, hey, listen.
Hello, how you doing, sweetness?
China number one, China number one.
Amen. Amen. Well, number number two, but
Wait, you
Yo, bro, listen, dude, let me plant this fucking case man. Come on
You saw me get betrayed today, didn't you? Okay, you're gonna let me plant this
I'm third floor guns put away okay who the fuck is that guy I think that guy's
on second floor bro I think he's second story all right do you want to push the
second or should I no one come down to first I'm shooting everybody
I'm sorry, I killed you.
He was a good guy, China number one, he was a good guy.
Well he had to donate his earnings to a CCP.
Okay, I mean, alright, okay, now okay, he's dead.
Now what about me?
I need 100,000 rubles for a CCP.
I got 47,000.
I don't know about that one.
Okay, okay. I got two out of three used Alu Splint.
Oh, a Rubinum. Very rare precious metal. Very expensive. China like.
So what we taking?
I don't know come on come on come on come on
Let me up there. Yeah, yeah, you can kill scabs the pistol
All right, all right, I go I go I know I know mess with you. Okay. All right. I go. You love me
You love me. Yeah, I love you. I love you
I love you long time. I love you long time as well.
I love you wrong time. I love you. I love you. I love you as well.
Bye bye Mr. Streamer man.
Goodbye.
You killed my friend. Chided number two motherfucker!
USA! USA! USA!
All right
He killed our boy!
Tento's down. Standing on business.
Hashtag USA.
I'm going.
Let me have the bullets in these bags.
He killed our boy, man.
He killed our friend.
I know what he is.
Nothing!
I'm fat.
I'm fair.
Happy Saturday, Big Doc. Hope to see you back on Ark one day soon.
One day! One day. Hopefully one day if they make some good fixes.
They'll learn my Glock, bitch.
Why do I need to get on labs, right, what's going on on labs?
Oh my!
There's a hundred of them!
I think that was a player scav actually.
How many more scavs do I need?
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I
Let that switch sang!
I'm so sorry China number one
They call me John Thicke.
haha
Hold helmet for space stop fucking with me
I need to go play at this camera.
I need to go play at this camera.
Fold your huge cock for space.
Not another.
What?
No bliots. No bliots.
Oh, I forgot the camera!
Good raid, good raid!
We avenged our boy, we killed a man from China in game, and we finished multiple tasks.
Very good!
hutch hates china man no that is not true do not spread that lie
helicopter preserve create on interchange
I
Try to make a little change
Gotta be careful with this song next thing you know you're feeling the vibe and you're slur you gotta be careful
You see just just shake the head you can't you can't sing alone you're gonna slip up to shake the head
You're gonna slip up.
Yo, who wants these half masks?
What the hell?
Game in the game, getting money.
But it's Saturday, boss.
Yeah, ain't wrong.
Shorty don't fuck with me.
Waste no time.
Where is this quest?
What?
What do I turn it in at?
No, the half mask, no?
I already do it?
What the hell is going on?
What?
I must have dreamed it.
I must have dreamed it.
I don't know.
I don't know where it is. I don't know where it is.
All right, look, see? It's a yellow marker.
Why you quest, Kill?
I must quest.
I must quest, Trey.
Oh, I deleted a mag!
Damn it!
Fine.
What? When did those get in there?
What the hell?
Selling all these mags.
This shit out of here.
Are you a quest?
Are you have to be mad?
It's only a game.
Are you have to be mad?
Get out of here, son of a bitch.
Alright.
I don't want to put the glock down. I think we keep going with the glock the glock atron 5,000 I
Had no idea how good this glock was
There we go
There's that's
What do I need to do I got to go put that camera
Anything else on factory I got PMC's three more I got the camera
Basement this is hell and I got a room I'll never go into
All right, we need three kills
Three kills.
Two, three kills.
Should be two.
Wait, wait, what is that?
What, what did I just see in my inventory?
What?
I planted it, I, what did I cancel it?
Wait, I planted a camera.
I planted the camera for Vince's task that's where the camera went oh my gosh oh if I die
with this tool set on I am banning at least five people it is what it is mods be ready
Pick randomly, I don't care who it is.
Bro, you gotta be kidding me, Nikita, you bad piece of shit!
I don't know what to do now. Where do I have to plant this?
Bro, I was literally there.
It shows this picture.
I was here, wasn't I?
I literally went there
Yeah, I bro bro, I walked up to that location. It's fine. Whatever
I
Literally walked up to that it didn't if nothing happened
We got volunteers to be banned. They've been wanting to be banned for a while now. Let's be honest
All right
I can shot in the head who shot me in the head
Let's go. All right. We got to place one camera
We got to place the tools and we need three kills
Locking
You have to transit are you beaten in my shit right now, what do you mean I have to transit if I don't want to transit
So, I got a cue into customs.
I got to survive with this heathenism on me, and then I got to transit.
I'd rather die.
I'll do it another time.
Let's go kill people.
Three kills, camera placement.
That's what we need.
Three kills, camera placement.
That's all we need in life.
That's all we need in life.
No, officers not playing today.
Neither is Lemon.
They're both family men.
Selfish if you ask me.
Austin, thank you for the 5 gifted baby!
Shit.
I know, isn't it?
It's crazy man.
Why does their kids matter more than me?
It's bullshit.
Absolute bullshit.
The hell just happened to me?
Pick it.
Pick it.
Pick it.
I'm dead.
I
Was nothing
I don't know where he is, I don't want to give him a headache.
I
Know glue glue Glock
Yeah
Ali! Ha, ha, ha!
I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Oh
Fuck!
Hey, that's what I get.
How dare I swing literally anything I should have known.
I broke the rule of Tarkov.
Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever
ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
peak.
I broke the rule.
That's what I get.
That's what I get.
That's what I get.
Flashlight on, full swing, one tapped to the head.
What a beautiful day.
What a beautiful day.
Ah, what a beautiful day.
All right, buff factory only got one more quest or one more kill there. We'll do that another time
Where can we go? That was a lot of fun, dude. I like that pistol a lot
Locate the cause of the signal interference on streets
Locate the vet clinic locate the x-ray first pharmacy second pharmacy third pharmacy
What quest key is that I know it's a key ambulance don't care check 15 fuck you
Gotta kill okay. All right. I think streets
We got a lot on streets or
East Wing computer room. That's
we
301
We got one for that I think surgery kit hat is cabin key and at the end of the pier
It stops shaking your shoreline
We got a couple of reserve we got glue hard on reserve where y'all want shoreline reserve or
Or streets
We got a couple more lighthouse to the helicopter we got hot farm
Interchange we got some bullshit there
Factory is one more pistol kill customs we could go do set up on customs too
What do you guys want and why we thank him?
Do we want to go do setup on customs?
Streets?
Or a short line.
Yeah, we are split.
Alright.
Democracy.
This is the revolution of democracy.
vote on the poll vote on the poll where we going
Vote, vote, vote, vote!
Man, we really aren't gonna beat these viewbot allegations.
Sheesh!
Sherline.
Facts.
Fuck, YouTube chat!
I wish I could do a triple chat.
Oh, it doesn't work on this. I don't think I don't think there is a pole option here
Don't think it works as their jolt
All right
Customs it is
Let's do it. Okay. So we need to go
What's our options for these guns again? Does anyone remember I have to use the eight are?
What's the head what's the what's the hat I got aware called again does anyone remember
Ushanka. That's what it is. Ushanka, Ushanka.
And yeah best I mean we could go old-school and just do it a shoddy. That
definitely is a option oh my gosh this had to have been lemons
What do we want to use?
I get someone posted the list of guns in our discord.
So we have the ADAR, the MP shotguns, the SKS VPO, the PPSH, the Saiga, the TAS.
Let's say the Mosin, I think Adar, I think Adar is the one we want to go with, I'd rather
use the ADAR over the SKS. Go ADAR.
It don't matter, let's go here.
Bump, ba da da dum, bum ba da da dum, bum.
I don't like it when they start screaming, it scares me a little bit.
I like the song until they start screaming at me, and then I don't want to listen anymore.
Lame!
Fuck you!
60,000!
Holy shit!
Fuck you
60,000 holy shit. Oh, we know flashlight
All right good
It's been too long you just like my babies don't go my way
I'm going round and round in my head, I bet but some going round and round in my head.
I'm a father a woman
I'm a father a woman
I'm a father a woman
Put that there little medkit.
I think grenades.
I don't know if they count.
Can I buy a marquee yet?
30.
What?
7 million?
Is Jeff Bezos buying Mark Drupke's?
Who the fuck is buying that?
Psychopaths.
Psychopaths.
We want 105, um, 114, what's the other one is it, it's too
So what the hell just happened?
Time for labs, JIT lock in.
Wait, Trey, are you trying to play labs right now?
Are you even streaming, you psychopath?
All right.
Hey, Trey.
All right.
Oh god.
Hey Tray!
Oh god.
9-11!
Hillary Clinton, Benghazi, Pipe Bomb, Congress!
9-11!
Hillary Clinton, Benghazi, Pipe Bomb, Congress!
9-11!
Hey Tray!
Was I banned? Shit! I should not have called Nikita's wife a hooker.
Egg! Got it! I gotta restart.
That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen.
Is Trey trying to play labs?
Trey, if you're trying to play labs, show one nipple.
He said yes, has he showed a nipple?
I swallowed his in.
Shit.
Hello, Trey, hello.
Hello.
Good morning.
You just choked a little bit.
Harry, stop.
My name's not Harry.
It's Hutch.
And yes, I did.
I swallowed this in on accident.
How are you today?
Oh, I'm okay.
I just woke up.
That's good.
That's good.
What level are you now?
Uh, 45.
45?
What's the last time you got bitches?
Years?
Years.
Well, understandable.
I'm getting errors like crazy.
I'm not your game. I am. I just tried to queue again. I got another error. Oh, you did get bad. Yeah.
It's like the Titanic when the servers are under load, they throw all the fat people overboard.
I don't remember that part.
My name's not Harry, Jackass! It's Hutch!
I'm not talking to my cat!
It's not me talking to my state! It's Hutch!
Hutch! It's not fucking Harry! It's Hutch!
I'm talking to my cat!
Okay, what were you planning to do before I called you?
I was gonna go to Customs and do whatever, the killing people.
About you.
We can do that.
You wanna do that?
If I do it, does it count for you?
Yes, it does.
If I don't have the quest, it still does, right?
Yes, I believe so.
Yes.
All right.
Yes.
Well, you can do that.
Fuck yeah.
I'm down for some labs though.
That sounds fun.
I've been questing.
I have every part.
Bro, what?
When is the last time you felt the one?
Don't you have a girlfriend?
Does she know your name?
Dude, she was playing last night.
I had violent diarrhea, bro.
Really? What did you do? Did you talk about?
I don't know. I think I have that lettuce thing. Yeah.
Well, dude, I was in there for like an hour dying.
So I was on icebreaker with junk.
So junk called her like cell phone was like, dude,
you got to go to the setup and like follow me so I can do this and he can live.
And then they just played for a couple of hours and she team killed the fuck out of him.
Fuck yeah.
Oh fuck yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. It's a keeper.
That is a keeper as he killed John Colot. So a couple of things before we start the session roll number one
They can do no wrong roll number two. I am the team leader what I says goes
okay
Roll number three no shenanigans. All right, you're joining you welcome to the big leagues, right?
I know you over there dickin around
No more dicking around.
We're requested.
We're efficient, sufficient.
We're sufficiently efficient.
And we're dominating starting now.
Any questions?
No, no questions.
Sir, what gun can I use, sir?
ADAR.
ADAR is the gun of choice.
What's your KD looking like?
Fucking not good like two two point two eight
You do I'm like a three
Nice
I'm not a liar I'm a 1.5 but a competitive 1.5 all of my kills tray have meant something
Every kill that I have gotten
Every every body that has dropped has been loaded to the brim. Nice
Thanks you what's your stash value looking like how do I see that click go I see it
on 118 million
It's not a stash value trade that it doesn't matter. Oh that was a trick question wasn't
it it was a trick question what matters is we're a team or a team that being said you're
the leader of that team. I'm going to claim every lead X from this point forward. What's
your name and game? Piper Terry. Piper Terry. And that's because I was getting, you ever
see that picture of that little, you know, I'm talking about? I don't want to get too
a graphic. She's sitting on the couch. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've seen that. That was me yesterday.
Shortly after you raided that was me on labs. Brother, I'm not going to lie to you, man.
I have never been grabbed by my hips and used as a pocket bussy in my entire life like
the last couple of days. I'm not kidding you, Trey. I think you could take the
general population of escape from Tarkov and put them on the greatest counter strike team to ever
live and they would not lose a game with the amount of headshots that happen on a daily basis.
I'm not kidding. Every fight, I mean if I die 50 times straight, I have died 49 times to a first
I'm building a gun bouse.
All good.
I got a pretty sweet gun myself
140,000.
That is pretty nice actually.
Thank you.
I don't have an eight hours.
Okay.
That is pretty nice actually. Thank you. I don't have an eight R. Is that okay?
You have to use an eight. It's a gun specific eight R or a shotgun or a Taz Mosin SKS
The only guy I have is the Chinese gun. That doesn't work. I
Killed a Chinese man today. I
Heard and you felt really good about it was weird how excited you were after doing my friend
Yeah, but it was it was everybody knew it was because
You know you call me racist. Well, no, but you just did
Let's get the game trade before I get coming I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm gonna get in there
I got that. I'm bringing time bringing food and water. I know it's important
All right, dude. You like your perks?
Bro, I'm gonna tell you this man. I could be dead
Six feet under and I would rise from that grave just to curse peanut for making me take a bitch-ass dr. Jekyll
That's awful is the worst punishment. I
Mean bro, I get in one gunfight and if I take a single sprint it doesn't matter if it's once you know how it works
Yeah, yeah, if you sprint at all, you just opens at the end of your sprint, it opens up a wound, bro. I
Oh my gosh, man. Oh my gosh, I hate it and I don't feel like you should reset. I can't I quit the game for reset
Bro, I don't think and we took lucky and it doesn't work lucky it was a fake was a fake perk
full of lies and deceit, straight from Nikita's fuckbox.
It was crazy.
Oh, Mead took it unlucky and he thinks that's why he keeps dying and shit.
He believes in it.
I don't know.
I think neither of them do anything.
I don't either.
I think there were bait.
I think that I took bait perk for Dr. Jekyll, the worst doctor ever.
I mean, all I'm going to say is if Dr. Pid got to hold a Dr. Jekyll, or Dr.
Pid.
Who even is Dr. Jekyll?
Dr. Pecksy?
Dr. Seuss?
Lock him.
No fucking around.
Alright, get a good look at me. Don't kill me.
Let me take a look.
You just smell me?
Nope.
Alright, to the dorms!
You're really set up.
I will kill everyone, you just stay safe.
Alright.
So how's your white bed?
We haven't talked to you, are you happy with all of your perks?
Yeah, I am.
I am.
What perks did you take?
I took...
I took Marathon Runner, Prodigy, and Hercules.
And my bad ones are Hemophilia, Osteoporosis, Polydipsia.
Product fatigue syndrome allergic in third leg. Yeah, I got a third leg as well
I'm only allergic to two way to BTG. I don't know what else I am allergic to that new water bottle that streamer item
The Chinese water bottle. Yeah, exactly wonder why
Maybe someone outside
push is right in front of you there's a staff you only do not shoot them so you
can get set up I mean I'm gonna run in there and see get in their mouse
in for Terry you stay back let the master work
I didn't even have a shotgun.
Does that work for setup?
You can use any gun?
Yep.
He's over there.
Not good.
He's not dead?
Am I fucking crazy?
he's not dead am I fucking crazy
and
you died boss
I'm dead boss
shooting him 995 this guy's eating him like yeah they're hotcakes
you killed my boss
Push him Terry he's low!
Why'd you kill my bowels?
Because y'all bowels push me
Good job Terry
You have level nine on?
He said you pushed her
Why in the fuck is he's perceived six bro?
Oh yeah he's got level six dude
That's how he is
Is he actually?
Yeah no, it's level four
Oh, I'm-
Harry! Stop!
My name is Hutch Darvick!
Alright, look, I'm gonna grab your stuff.
Alright.
And get out of here, mouse.
Alright.
I need my staff vest in my hand.
Yup.
I'm pushing this prime.
That's me.
I guarantee you north of 7 hit count and I'm shooting M995 and M855A1.
Oh wait, I forgot about that helmet cam, is that a thing?
It works.
Yeah, I'm watching you right now.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Give your flashlight on.
You gave me the...
All right.
You have cash for the car?
Uh...
uh
Yeah
I don't jump in the window behind you really yeah
Hello
Thanks down there on Elba I think so
I'm going to get an energy drink and I'm locking in Trace sing my chat a sweet Southern hymn
I'll be right back.
Oh wait, I do have money.
Yeah, I can do that.
A southern hymn.
Oh fuck.
Rico got no money.
He done lost his job.
He ain't got no choice but to jug in Rob.
He fucked a bitch named Tisha got one on the way
Got kicked out the house now we stay at her place
He told her baby, let's go rob a fucking bank
She said okay, and then they filled the gas tank
Pulled up to the bank he parked on the side
He got out the car. She said I'll stay inside
put his mask on, load his four four, pray to God and then he opened up the door.
Thank you, thank you.
I got yo shit man.
Um
So he can use an eight hour for so you can use an eight hour for setup, huh?
I'm back. You know what I need to do set up through should I also do what you're doing, okay?
Alright, this is some bullshit. This is some absolute
Bowl oh wait, that's ammo shot
All right.
What's up?
You can use the ADAR for setup.
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
What other guns can you use?
The Tars, the shotgun or the Mosin?
Really.
I am also going to use an ADAR and do setup with you.
your armor rig backpack gun vest bring okay bring headphones okay and that's it
bouse all right and for I'm gonna also hey Harry god damn it I told you three
fucking times three times this will be fourth
Huch. The name is Huch. Not Harry. Huch. Do you understand?
Alright. Yeah, I do. But I'm also going to do set up with you.
Okay.
Would you like that? Cause I never did it.
Let's do it. Let's knock it out.
What headphones can I wear?
I'm wearing some gushes.
Me too, Bowser.
are. Wonderful feel free to top
up that. Wait, do you have in a
five six a one? Yeah, but five
five a ones better. Yeah, top
that 5581 up for a group of you
don't mind. I did. I got you.
I'm currently drinking a Coca
Cola diesel and then I will be
moving to a sparkling ice
They make that what sparkling ice or a Coca-Cola caffeine
Dude, it's fire. It's actually like my favorite energy drink and it's in my opinion my wife looked it up
She's a nurse, but one of the cleanest options and the energy drinks
Yeah, look
Not sponsored on that Costco energy drink
bro these are these are so good they actually taste incredible not sponsored wish I was are you sure
the 8r works through that got people saying that don't work I have the list right here the list 8r
R2, MP133, all the MPs, OPSKS, VPO, Mohsen, Saiga, PPSH, and the Taas.
Alright, you know what?
You ain't even lie, Bowless.
Thank you.
Dude, I can use a...
I can use so much.
Yeah.
Who can use so many guns?
They've made it a lot easier.
second hi buddy would you wait why are you using this fucking bullshit as a
dar it's a little key like one of the best guns that you go to day to be good
But yeah, you are.
Are you being good today?
Oh, yeah, you're like my babies.
Yeah, they're my babies.
Yo, Matt, thank you for the fire.
I was giving my dogs some love.
And what were you saying?
I was just reading the thing.
We're good, Vos.
I'm building a really good gun.
A good ADAR?
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Don't worry, we're getting this on this raid, you hear me?
This fucking raid!
Who is that tail wagging?
Who is that tail wagging?
Yeah, he's so good.
So good, so good.
You bastard!
Oh! He hit my Jimmy!
Oh!
Let's fucking do this.
Oh, he hit my Jimmy.
Oh, you bastard.
Wake me up.
Wake me up.
Oh, gosh.
You got icebreaker unlocked, boss.
I don't.
I don't.
I just got cup checked by my dog.
I did two ways on there.
You got what?
I was at, my dog was, I was loving on my dog and he did a trick shot off of my
lap and he tapped me across the nutsack.
What kind of dog?
I think he might be half wolf
dog.
Kind of a crack head.
Thank you for the five gifted.
I appreciate you baby.
Can we get some dubs in here for
Doug Coney with the five gifted
man.
Matthew thank you as well or
Matt the ninja thank you.
Bud thank you for the tier one.
Matt thank you for the three
months.
I got the eight hour on me
man.
We got a 50 earlier from the YouTube.
So how many kills you have done?
One kill, and it wasn't me.
Why'd you laugh?
I didn't laugh.
I yawned.
I got somebody shaking virtual titties in my chat
right now.
Nice.
What you been up to Tray in your free time?
What free time?
You been throwing sandwiches at the homeless?
Nah, I've been acting like I'm going to give him money when I pull the way.
Muhahahahaha
Ooh..
Eeeeh eheh heh eh
ah
Why don't we go stronghold?
We good.
I don't have a scale though.
It's all good, Mouse.
We'll get you one..
ohh I should've put an Mall can on it
No, No
Oh god, though. I hate the LK.
No, I hate the LK.
Damn, good thing I didn't. I thought I was doing something good.
Do you see a fella?
I'm looting a jacket, looking for a Marked Room Key.
They're going for 7 million right now. That's the ultimate price.
Oh my gosh, should I buy one and we can wait no hell no
You have said you're gonna be picking shit up around like that. Oh shit
I'm getting shot at though. I got no PKs killing me
It's night
Wait, what?
night's here
And I can't kill him bro. I'm whipping I killed him
I see him I kill bird eye big fight all right I killed him you kill big well
they're all dead they're all dead yeah let's lose them okay well I'm doing
surgery don't let me die
okay well I'm doing surgery don't worry I'll leave some loot for you I don't
You didn't even want to bro, you with that shit.
I wasn't gonna leave anything for you anyways.
Oh, shot at gas station.
Okay, when I'm done doing surgery, I'll look that way.
Wait, death night, I need the death night mask? Why?
I don't know.
Why do I need this?
I don't do you hover the check mark. Is there a gold check mark? I don't know what's happening
I need some bullshit quest
You got a green flare I got yeah, actually I do what the fuck wonderful reset
You know oh that's cuz I went to icebreaker and died after I picked up the green flare nice
I'm talking about that place is scary man
Dude they're shooting at that gas station better not let me get shot you better not let me get shot
I see him I see his legs. Oh my god. He looks big dude. He's big
He's going towards the green player. He's going towards the green player right now. I swear. Don't let him kill me. Don't worry. I got this
Don't let him kill me
Oh, why he's big oh, he's big
Dead nice
Terry
We got a lute in the lead
Right behind you. He about pre aiming me
This guy gives me WPK vibes. What does that mean?
I don't know. He's got the extract code. You want this 5-6-a-1?
Did you do the quest to plant the poster in stronghold for Arenas?
Yes.
Okay.
Did you move bird-eye and everything?
Yes.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yes, soon.
There's gotta be an armor left over, right?
Nope.
I got all the armors.
All three?
Yeah, take AVS.
There was a third one, I don't think, on the other hand.
Oh yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
I don't want another one.
I had one of the funniest raids ever it was me peanut lemon who you gotta play bro you
gotta play with lemon lemon is one of the funniest human beings I've ever met in my
life but I was playing with lemon and peanut and uh officer we were on ground zero and I'm not
kidding you man we were getting hunted down had to be north of like nine player scabs and we both
be an officer missed the green flare like we just didn't shoot it the right way and living
I got killed by the sniper scam bro it had been one of the funniest things ever I
I haven't laughed that hard and forever dude you should have seen my standoff
with the juice man on your daisy server in a3 wait really we were both like
dying and he had the he had the shit I wanted like in the room with him and he
was like don't come in here and he said he'd throw it out but he really threw a
grenade instead of the blueprint that I wanted he threw a grenade and the
fucking made landed in his room and killed but it also like bugged out and
killed me through the wall that sounds you know that sounds exactly like
them. I don't doubt that that is exactly what happened. Oh my god, there's got a sick case
from killing the Gunners. Nice. I already have one. How much is this worth? One mil only?
Like people are selling six for one mil? Yeah. Yeah, you want to buy one? I'll list it.
No. You think my chat's gonna allow me to buy that for a discount without taking it first?
You're on crack.
Oh, I meant for a fair price.
Oh, no. Hell no. I don't buy things at fair prices. I only scam.
Oh.
Like a true American. Now, let me see here. Let me get rid of some of these guns.
for 21,000 seller for the
overhunch. Yes, pay drops are
the only drop so we have now
are the free drops. We have
them for I think eight days.
Nice.
That's news to me, bouse. Yeah.
I hope that they change them
up, but I hope like the last
drops and then they just had the exact same drops for the entire duration. I don't know why they did that.
Yeah, I don't know why they did that.
But yeah dude, I think I got that poop virus bro.
Yeah, it's very...
I've been shitting devious.
There ain't nothing worse than shitting devious.
Ain't nothing worse than a...
Yeah, I was looking at my simpons.
You got credit for that.
Oh yeah.
Um, ear set up, I did, I got one kill.
There you go.
Yup.
That was right.
Yet again, fuck you, Trace, Jack.
What the fuck?
They came at me.
That's what it is.
Oh, you got the shit virus.
Yeah, either that or anal gonorrhea.
This is what Google told me.
I'll be honest.
I don't look at WebMD anymore.
I've made that mistake too many times.
Yeah.
Also, I'm inviting you to stream together.
All right.
Hey, I have never mind. I got it.
Ah, bro. WebMD the devil. You got a cough. You're dying from 17 different illnesses
and you need to go to the hospital now.
Message eaten by hutch.
Doesn't sound like me.
what oh what the fuck was that that was a burp
dude that did not sound like a burp what it sound like
a ribbon yeah sometimes i say robert but that wasn't a good enough one
How many hours you think you've streamed actually been at your setup since drop started
Most of them dude like 16 hours a day boss. Oh my gosh
Yeah
I had to do a short nine or yesterday because I've done like like a couple of 14s, but
But that's 14 hours and they're like 2 to 3 with peanuts so it's probably around the same as you.
Oh yeah.
Daycare.
Turn around.
I'm kind of scared of the dorm.
Why?
Because what if there's men in here that kill us?
them. Easy peasy. Don't get shot in the head. Which is what I, I'm gonna be honest. I struggle
with that part. Yeah, that's the heart. Are you on the other side? Yep. I like that.
I
Can't climb him you have to shoot the lock no you're gonna get in the window. I'm in window
I miss my mark the bro I use the whole thing
You already had one this way
Yeah, I got a little discount reserve. That's how I get on my lab skis
damn I have check 15 and check 13 or mark 13 whatever it's called for love
oh you're not a huge bro I'm not a big fan of it either
there's a bug in two story where people can like see the walls or something
there is
I
You like me to have better luck it's wrong with killing people really
Yeah, nobody here boughs I thought people would come here for their quest is a bunch of question here
We can leave want to leave
I mean now you got me thinking maybe we should just wait
me. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's so many of them. If you have a 206 key. Yeah.
Not with me. Can you open that? Oh, I do have it with me opening now. Oh my god. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Other dorm. Yeah, I have it. I don't know why I have
I have it.
I need super water. Oh my god, a phone. Wait a minute.
What's this bug? Do you know it?
No, officer was doing it.
It's like you gotta lay down somewhere and you can just see everything
I got you some water bro
There's some more water right here
Right here, right here
Drink this
Aw, I can't drink that
I got rabies
Lemon bit me
You know, he's allergic to just basic water
Yeah, I saw that
He's allergic to basic water and...
What? You're eating the window with wood on it
Peanut's allergic bro
Peanuts allergic to Ibuprofen and Morphene.
Damn.
Yeah.
I'm allergic to adrenaline and that Chinese water.
Yeah, that'll do it.
Where's the window with wood?
Oh, look through this window.
Watch.
Oh my God!
Where are you at? Which one?
What is this body stop that's new come here.
Look crouch and look through that.
I mean it's yeah, normal.
That is shoot people through this?
Yeah.
As intended.
Oh wait wait wait wait, stay in that window.
I want to see what it looks like from the outside.
All right
I see you for sure
You'll see me
No, but now like you see me
No shit man
I'm going to skeleton man. Let's do it on my way
on the way
we got the $80 on us
you can do the same thing in the garage building to Krakhaus
oh fuck
oh my god I'm going to that nade
let's do it
What's your general and strength that I've ejected?
Um, 1-6-3-5. There's a guy right here on the left, there's another one.
Hello?
Hello.
I have to kill you.
He's down here?
Okay.
It's a class.
Good work.
He said okay, DG.
His name is Big Smoke.
Who's throwing me?
Wait, so if you die and then I do set up, does it count for you?
No.
Damn.
Oh, I'm gonna shot him.
I hear players on the left.
Yeah, I think they're shooting at me, bro.
Oh, it's your shawla.
Oh, is that you, too, Nero?
Yeah, it's not me.
It's all the classroom pleaded.
You killed Rishala.
Did I?
I think.
What is Huntman's path relentless?
Oh, shit.
Who the fuck?
Wow, this 8R build sucks.
Every eight hour build sucks bro, throw beans
Did you need him yeah native?
You needed him and his boys, holy fuck
How many bullets does it take one out in the trees bro, he's fucking me out
Well in the trees where?
On the fence right here, I'm gonna
Oh my god, he's eating. Mine ate too
He's got a wrist T. That's why
This guy has his up. Oh, they have crazy stuff. Yeah, it's kind of the fucking suck. Oh
my god, Ludum
Armor shortage my ass brother stacked
I'm wondering why this guy is eating so much. Makes a lot of sense now.
Wow, this one got it. I'm dead.
He's other side of the fence. He's moving towards the rocks.
I just shot you with an M700.
Yeah, he's like up on those rocks here, right?
I could just fucking push him, though.
Yeah.
He probably don't have shit, bro. You got this.
You should use my ADAR.
Like way better than your ADAR.
Yeah, I see him lower side of the rocks in between those two bright trees like right
in front of you.
Yep.
That wasn't him.
He's there.
in him. He's there.
Just yet another headshot. Full spray into a flashlight. Doesn't fucking matter. They're
going to find my head at all times. Always. Forever and ever. Headshot.
You know what, that's just unlucky, man. Oh no, I tied to an armshot.
PS two bullets killed me I died to a guy
But I'm 700
Oh, thanks sense, bro
I hate this game. I hate it. I think possibly
I don't like it. That's a tough luck mouse
I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I feel like I am built like a glass box
I could wear level six or a level four. I'm dying to three shots no matter what
Yeah
There you go again
We're finishing setup
Yeah, we can use to the eight or socks
And ours the worst gun in the game. Yeah, honestly, I think I might use a shotgun over it
Yeah. I think I know what I'm using. What are you using? Well, you're gonna, you're gonna see bud.
That's all you gotta know.
Mandatory, I need five kektape. Five kektape. Badly. Found in raid. Got you.
It's like, dude, what do I want to use?
I mean, I have some fleshet.
How much fleshet do I have?
You want a shotgun?
I'll bring you one.
Sure.
You got to bring in, okay, bring in Saiga Mags.
Saiga Mags, got it.
I don't think the Saiga is going to work.
It does.
It does, it says it.
It does work, okay.
Oh, I just bought a Saiga instead of buying the Mags.
See, the only problem is,
the ten round Saiga mags aren't those
those two-spotters?
Even your bag will be worth it.
Three-shotters, a three-spot.
Look!
Oh, I got a, okay, I'm not on Flushetti.
Cool.
No, you won.
Explor- I'll give you a Flushetti, okay.
this one. I'll bring you for shit, mouse.
All righty. I need PKs.
Take your time. I'm building both of them guns.
Bro, painkillers are so freaking expensive. Where are people finding these things at?
200k 200k for ibuprofen. Oh my god. We got to get on to the lab then
I'm down to go play labs and say fuck quests and questing all day
We should do this first. No, I don't care. I
Feel like we should I mean since we're both here. I think this probably be smart
Definitely smart on my behalf
180 K. Oh, it was just purchased. What a joy.
You know, I was telling chat this and I think I stand by it. You know, the worst thing
we ever bitched about wanting? What?
A recoil to be better. Why?
I think that is the greatest mistake of all of our escape from Tarkov streaming.
really why I think that's what's made the game the the TTK is bad is what it is
now like everyone just getting one tapped in every fight you're tripping
it I think so remember how bad it was I do so bad it was terrible it was
disgusting but at the same time I feel like fights actually lasted longer than
a split second either me or them winning immediately yeah I think that's
That's because you can infinitely get the best ammo now.
And it's hard.
They made it easy to get the best ammo, hard to get good armor, and we're doing a quest
that doesn't let us wear helmets and shit.
Yeah.
Yes, I could drink the Chinese water in my snack.
This is going to be good stuff.
You can just wait.
You're going to like this a lot.
Oh yeah, it's probably good. I forgot to put armor in my chest.
Oh, that didn't work.
Yeah, I got the mags right.
I got the mags.
Yes, sir.
No, the gifted drops are over now it's just regular drops.
You just got to watch the stream in order to get the drops.
You have a flash set?
Yep, flash set.
Let's, oh, okay, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Dude, you know you can turn the lights off on labs.
I saw, I opened up Tony's stream and I saw he was in the dark on labs.
I was wondering why that was.
I've been bringing night vision and running into this light switch and just turning it
off.
No way is it gross.
It's actually fucking all cool.
Yeah.
I'm doing good.
I'm getting my titties waxed, but I'm doing good.
I'm enjoying it, man.
I'm having a fun time.
There's black division on there, though.
That sounds fun.
I love labs, bro.
I think I like labs because I, anyone I fight on labs,
I fight with a little bit of respect.
And I think that's why I do better.
On this map I just run a people and die.
Oh I love this Sega build.
It's full auto boss.
Hell yeah it is.
Alright.
To the stronghold.
I got me an SKS.
Hell yeah.
Lab Stella Montice on crack.
But yeah.
I'm sitting up we're getting this question on this raid. Yeah, I'm drinking my caffeinated energy drink. I'm ready. I
Need seven kills. I'm gonna play this straight like I haven't felt the warm embrace of a woman for many years
Or like I work a job
All right
this is a blue collar raid blue collar raid we're digging holes where's ferris
how is fair is doing is he's still playing he's even given a little bit
Daisy but like just IRL shit bro got himself like a damn twitch girlfriend
and they're all like baby fucking and shit loser
maybe doing sex
yeah
bros
gonna pop this
need to save my ammo
We're gonna hold this strong hold down man.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
I see nobody on the cross.
Fuck.
I'm on the staircase
Shot towards the new building
I don't know why I'm in the in the metal fucking shit. They just went down bro
Skeleton they're running towards Skeleton to mega juicer chonker massive fat fucking dudes
They're under Skeleton right now
I killed one I killed two oh my god, they're dead
Thanks man, did it work
You're so good it worked for the quest nice three more three more. That's it
I haven't got a single one yet. I need or they were looking towards storms
All right, you wanna go over there to him? Yeah, I'm gonna check strong homes or crack house
I'm looking crack house. I'm not seeing oh, yeah, yeah start going start going start going
I'm on woods, I'm on woods like that.
I see scabs, I see scabs here left a little bit, like up towards the pocket watch, looking
towards storms.
I think somebody's over here.
These guys are massive by the way.
They got stuff.
yeah big time there's like 15 scabs it's like 15 scabs
oh my god oh fuck i ain't got a leg bro i'm fucked up careful now boss what is happening bro it's
What's attacking the scabs?
Good work!
Alright, loot up, I don't need this shit.
You tech armor, this guy looks like he actually has some things.
They're dirty stinky pores!
Really?
No, not really.
They have a couple things, but not enough to where I want to be overweight the rest of this raid for.
Yep, yep.
Let me just top this up real quick, gander.
It's a nice backpack I'll take you don't want that shit
I don't want this seven kg is empty well I'm taking it either way fuck it we bow
Alright, what does this guy have?
What are you using, God sad?
I will take your food and water.
Let's go!
Get one for the dorm.
You're gonna have to carry in dorms, right?
I got an SKS of a scope.
Say less.
And that ain't what you want in the dorm I'm asking in that second story window
His backpack was a mistake Yeah
They're nading at two story.
They're talking.
Use your diplomatic powers and talk to them.
Okay, I will.
You gotta talk to them, Hodge.
Okay, fighting on.
I feel one.
Yeah.
I don't know if I was a scab or a player.
I killed a player.
Inside.
Oh, fuck.
Oh
She was a crossbow
Well, I'm sorry, I can't really handle my fucking shotgun
But just press it or I gotta go in this fucking bag
Oh
Watch we're all this done girl
We got it. We got us better down and get it. I got three kills there. I got one you got one, too
But it didn't count for me. I turned on that fucking bitch
It's just so really it looked like you fucking used me as cover
Survival situation. It looked like you used me like I was a fucking sandbag
Situation tray it is what it is. I have to survive. I can't be worried about you and myself. I
Had to survive you are the leader you are the leader you're right. I start worrying about you
I won't be able to perform to my full potential
You are the leader
Damn it
Okay, dude, we're almost done and then we can just not do this and we just go to labs and rats
We can rat crazy
Sounds fantastic
You actually make money
You'd be happy and not depressed and overweight
Well great what?
What?
Huh?
Where did overweight come into the equation?
What did you say?
Where did overweight come into the equation?
You have reached the voicemail box of Jim Ave.
Please return the call as soon as possible.
Thank you.
I'm breaking an ADAR.
Why would I return the call as soon as possible if it's your voicemail?
Well you can't do it. Yeah, but I wouldn't return the call you would say please leave a message
The voice mail's over you can't say anything our voice smells work
You know yourself. You're talking. It didn't even be if it's not
Bitch
All right, I'm fucking around
I hate Nikita, I hate him, I hate him, I hope nothing but the worst for him.
I hate this quest.
I gotta use a fucking suppressor cause these guns are loud as shit.
I don't want to listen to him.
Yeah, I've been watching the new avatar.
I didn't get to finish it.
Guys fell asleep, but I've been watching the live action.
No, not avatar, the last airbender.
You fucking meatball.
I'm talking about.
I'm actually saw with them sons of bitches on the birds, the blue people.
Yeah. Yeah.
And you like it right now? No.
I think it's kind of thought these days.
I like the first one.
The first one was a leak.
Yeah. Was incredible.
I remember watching it and the movie theaters with my grandpa.
It was sick, but this one, it was just like.
What did your grandpa think about it?
I think he fell asleep, but now like, dude, I hate this whole
Oh, and this child was able to survive, and all the lands made him get away from the air.
No, I liked it when there was war, and everybody was killing each other, and he flew this big
old dragon thing.
You liked when they were fucking Roby on this.
I also don't like how they're like, you know, the guys like, oh, if I ride the dragon,
I become the dragon.
I don't want to become him ever again.
Shut up. Why not if we watch the same movie. I don't remember that happening
Sappy bullshit, I don't like that stuff
I don't like it
I'm a little like that for the last airbender at all
No, I watched the shit out of avatar the last airbender my entire childhood
Me coming home from school watching that my dad called me slurs for doing it
Why?
They call me slurs.
Well, you didn't call me slurs, but you called me names.
I would always watch that.
I'd watch Disney Channel.
My dad, I remember, he walked in and says, HUNCH, you're 22, you got to stop watching
that.
And I said, yeah, you're right.
We're 22, watching Disney Channel.
You're right, dad.
It's not bad, man.
You were 22 watching Disney Channel?
matter Tray can you lock in we have died 10 times today
what were you watching on disney channel at 22 no not actually i was probably
like 15 maybe 14
all right i was watching dude my channels or my my shows were like
i love tana montana i enjoyed well this was
nickalodian by draken joss was my shit me my brother would watch draken josh
all the time. Yeah. Well, y'all say Hannah Montana Billy Ray Cyrus is from Eastern Kentucky.
That's that that there's some lore there that support the Kentucky boys. Yeah. I watched
that's the classified but again Nickelodeon. What else did I watch? SpongeBob. Watch SpongeBob.
Sweet Life of Zack and Cody was fucking awesome.
Yeah.
Um, not that bullshit.
They came out with the second time though.
No, no, no.
Wait, what bullsh**?
Were they on that ship?
No, no, that's.
I'm talking about the hotel.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The hotel was goaded.
The ship was bullshit.
No, I didn't watch no one. No, that good luck Charlie. No, hell no. That's so
Raven in the future. I can see that show.
And I love that one. That's so Raven was going to all them people.
I'm not gonna lie. I watched a little bit of I Carly, bro. I Carly was good.
Our I Carly was great. I watched a little I Carly. My favorite.
My favorite person in that show was the fact he had always had his shirt off.
give me dude Zoe 101 Zoe 101 is one of the greatest shows of all of all times
are you in the rain just shake yep right towards the house
bro listen people will talk shit about watching Disney when we were growing up
Disney was goaded. You know how many times I called that number trying to talk to somebody?
Call this number to talk to Drake. I called it.
I called it like crazy. I never got to talk to anybody, but I called it.
I might sit in two-story norms.
I bet you sit in three-story and hide and I'll sit in two-story.
Sounds good. I'm on first floor at the middle.
So you were trying to talk to Drake no, yeah, I think so I tried to talk to a couple people
I tried to talk to soldier boy Good get a hold of him either I try to talk to
I
Was I try to talk to
Well outside
There's people outside bro. They're coming I killed one
Nice one just walked in in bathroom
What's it now, but first floor it is hide oh
My dude, I'm using the hacks right now bro. I'm using the hacks. I'm accidentally using the eggs
They're gonna do a different one
You get him?
Is there more?
Oh my god, the guy that I killed outside
The guy that I killed outside is stacked by the way
Like I think they were big you should check your pill well
massive really absolutely running up running up to me we're from which side
they're in too sorry like they came up the stairs brown she went to stairs like
the outdoor stairs early outdoor stairs looking I see a pro staircase guy he's
He's going out, out back. He's going out back right now.
You okay?
I'm sorry, bro.
I got him. There's another.
He's in first floor bathroom. I'm coming up outside staircase. Me on the outside staircase.
Where are you?
You're on the outside staircase?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm inside upstairs.
Other guys first floor, okay, this is me. Yep
Coming
Hey
Come out with your hands in the air right now
He's down there you get him no no
I'm gonna go through the bathroom. There might be two.
He killed me. I didn't see him.
I think I've done the quest though.
Oh my god
Yeah, the other guy did
We're done set up though, right?
Oh, that's you and you're dead.
Let's see if I can look at it first.
You're hacking right now.
Hacking, hacking.
Has to be outside now.
That's karma for using that shit, man.
You're talking to me like you didn't kill a guy from there!
I didn't.
Oh shit!
I used the filing cabinet one now.
I died to Charlie Kirk.
Let's go to labs, let's go to labs, let's go to labs, let's go to labs.
I'm down. All right, we got set up on bro. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. That's
one of those you die a lot. It's unavoidable, you know. We get to actually use guns. Woo
All right. Get your best kids on. You got my vision boss. I do. Do you want to bring
anyone to shut the lights off? I want to play the dark which involves that sounds like a
lot of fun. All right. Now the question is what do I want to use because I did just
used I think literally every bit of my ammo that is good for 556 well we'll
get some hopefully on here there it is there it is have a couple of 995 max can
I get I have to also take my dog out he needed to pee pee we can always like dude
labs cards are pretty cheap how much money do you have 600k okay maybe we
I'm saying we could go in like naked field out first, but we should just go in if you're all poor and shit.
We're going in. We're going in. Dick's swinging.
We're better, bro.
Bro, my shit cannot swing. I don't know about you.
Really? Yours is more like a strong shake?
Or is it just kind of like a low hanging apple?
It's more like
No, it's like a C cucumber
That's so pretty respectable
I've seen some pretty large C cucumbers mines more like
The top of the tunic and the what the part that you grab to open it. Oh
Oh, yeah, but it's like the way you grab the width of a small Pringles can oh
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Can I buy lab key cards?
Yeah.
They're cheap on the flea.
Guys, it has 27 lab key cards on the flea.
You can craft, if you have intel center level 2, you can craft 3 labs cards in 20 minutes
with one intel.
And that's it.
Oh my gosh.
That's all it takes.
spam crafting fucking labs cards 200 pay makes three I can't my the path is
unknown to me okay well learn it to me because you got to do tour where you
hadn't or I just paid the 20,000 what does it say to do I have to search top
management office in lab search the room and labs it locate the escape path
through the drainage system and labs learn how to escape from Tarkov locate the
entrance to the facility on streets that's optional I just got to go to lab
so we go to we'll go to factory factory and yeah okay all right to your dog
entertain my chat sing them a song I'm gonna have to say earlier the floor is
is yours. Good luck.
What the f...
Dude, I don't know any other songs. I sang my hymn.
Speaking of hymns, did you know Hutch has an upcoming hymn sponsorship?
The problem I have with it is that he got a hair transplant,
and he's going to claim that it's from the medicine he's been taking from hymns.
But really, he went to Turkey and got a hair transplant.
He doesn't want anybody to know.
And that's why he's a fraud.
What are you going to do, man?
What are you going to do?
So when he does that,
you all can know what's actually going on
and make an informed decision.
I'm scared of factory.
I'm really scared of factory.
I think we're going to die on factory, each other's.
I think we're going to die. I'm not scared of labs, but I am scared of factory and I think we're going to die there.
He should really be playing music right now.
You
Every god damn it
I'm ready for this right over your back.
I had a discipline, Harry.
God damn it, Harry.
have pants on. Trey, are you there? Trey? Trey? Trey? Trey? Damn it! You had one job!
Jack, Trey doesn't get to eat today. That's his punishment. He must starve. Now with that
being said I'm gonna order me some food. What are we eating today chat? If I ordered
nine double cheeseburgers do you think I could finish them?
What should I order?
Can I be honest?
I feel like all these restaurants are going to look like these, these, these meals.
I don't remember what I was supposed to say.
Hello?
Oh!
Terry!
I want you to show me!
What?
I was looking forward to the rest of that song.
I'm ordering food.
I'm ordering food.
What are you ordering?
Local spot, just a burrito.
What's it called? What's it called? What's the local spot called? Where is it? Where are you? Where do you live with your sick tan?
All right, chat, calm down.
Oh, let's go.
it's such a beautiful day outside I wouldn't know what the outside is like
go down, go down, go down
they're running right here
no no no, it's been happening a lot
like the groups of scabs all spawn on this side of factory
and then they all run to different areas
it's weird
dude, you didn't bring night vision
it says transit unavailable
30 seconds you gotta wait
All right, you didn't reignite vision, bro. I didn't I was too worried about what food I was gonna order
You got a talk armor I do protects my penis
Don't shoot it interact
I need a big burly man to pick me up and crack my back.
I can do that.
I'm really good at that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I need you to squeeze me and fold me in half.
I can do that.
No problem.
have your way with me.
Is there a part that's going to be negative from what you're
saying or is it all positive for me?
All positive.
I'm in.
Whoever orders celery instead of carrots, you're a communist.
And that's just with wings.
Yep.
I like celery with wings instead of carrots.
Oh.
My wife must be in the stream. She just said, why are you ordering food? I have food coat.
Shit. Fuck.
Yep. It's all over.
Celery is better with blue cheese than carrots.
Die. Die. Whoever said that die in game?
I just said that.
In both
You're not a blue you put ranch on wings you fucking weirdo. Yes, cuz I'm a
Ranch on wings and not blue cheese. Yes, cuz I'm American
Go to hell you go to hell
Blue cheese is meant for wings, bro
Also meant for the disabled. What does that say about you Trey?
Right.
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I have to wait for my wife to get home to cook me
food now because, God forbid, I order food.
Kill me.
Dude, order it, eat it really fast off stream and tell her you never got it.
I've done that before.
What the f-
I've done that before.
There's no way you've done that before.
Sometimes I'll order food and she'll be like,
Did you eat today?
And I lie so that she thinks I can eat more food.
You lie so you can eat more?
It's called tactical.
Okay, you have it argued with her.
She's Italian.
She'll beat me.
Gotta be careful.
My playlist sucks balls, but I can't listen to anything YouTube bro YouTube hates me by
the way.
That's why I don't stream on YouTube.
I got banned on YouTube.
Bro, they keep banning me.
They've taken down my stream like legitimately 15 times.
But anytime I listen to music that's not part of my playlist, the AI bitch, whoever the AI
is, probably Grox bitch ass, keeps sausage in my titties.
Bro, I got banned from streaming on YouTube like four years ago, or three years ago, because
Mike left our base open and rust, and I kept saying, Mike, you fucked me, you fucked
me, you fucked me, and it banned me for sexual harassment.
I got kicked off my, I got 18 plus yesterday because I was talking about taking my medication
that was prescribed to me by my doctor too much at the beginning of my stream and I got
sauced.
You're talking about Adderall?
Ah, damn it!
Gotta be careful.
They're listening.
They had no business prescribing that shit to you.
I know your blood pressure is through the roof. I just had blood work done and got my blood pressure checked and you are correct I
Thought you were gonna prove me wrong
I was fully prepared to be like actually it's birth no no I'm on medication
But they balance each other out
pressure in the evening, balance it out. I'm basically like the basically kind of like
Wolf of Wall Street, but in the streaming world. You know what I'm saying?
Isn't that kind of a prison for a long time? I didn't get that far into the movie. I was
just talking about them throwing the small people at the target. Throwing the small
people at the target. You got to be careful how you say that.
Especially at my height, I'm probably an enemy.
Dude, I feel like if there was 10, if there was a group of 10
motivated, you know, small people, they'd beat the fuck out of you. No, no
No way. No way. They'd have to go straight for the nuts and I would put them like a football
one after another. No chance. No chance. I thought you played baseball. I did. Dude, as
a baseball fan, I'm really upset because my damn fucking Orioles traded Adley Rushman
to the Red Sox. But they also traded away Austin Hayes and he just got released from
Yeah, it sucks. Yeah, they ruined him. Yeah, he was. I thought he was going to be good, man,
where you go and ruin everything up. And Hayes was good, bro. He was great. And they just
stopped playing them and then traded them. I do that with everybody, bro. He was doing so good.
They were obsessed with like a lefty versus righty
Matchups for their batting lineup. They'd have like something that was just hot hitting
Yeah, but they'd have something that was hot and then just like ice him. Yeah, literally. No
Even at the lower levels if we ever played an Orioles affiliate like I'm not kidding you
I would go in like we'd have a lefty and then I'd go in as a righty and the entire lineup would just change
They would just start swapping fucking fuckers. They pull people from the crowd and be like, hey, you ever played baseball before you're in
God that should piss me off, bro
of.
Pace told CZ with yes, well, sorry, yes, but no, because, you know, he doesn't talk about
it too much.
I don't know what I can and can't say, but yes, yes, yes, he is in line.
I don't want to play a foul.
see it. You're not trying to leave you but you didn't send me one brown. Let me send it to you.
Bro, what? You want me to do it? I'm sending in again. Oh, I invited the wrong trade.
Who the fuck did you invite? I don't know. I said that again, open up by stream on like the
regular one and you should be able to see it where you would usually knock.
Man, this is a great idea.
If we get one tap and off on, I'll quit.
Sometimes when you transit, it's like fucking you get like a bug cue and it takes like 10 minutes.
But when you normally cue, it's not like this.
Well, as long as we do this bullshit, we should like rat and do that.
Thank you.
12 minutes? Holy Shiza.
All right, where do you have to go?
No idea. Oh, we got a game.
Lock in! Locked. I'm so locked. You gotta say some words, please. Gentlemen!
Today is the day that
we make the day one of the best of days.
Big oh my god because we're sailing across the seven seas
Come on come on come on come on come on
You son of a bitch!
I forgot you didn't bring them!
You son of a bitch!
Fuck.
Well, I'll be behind you boss.
Somebody get these BAKERS out of here! Why'd you like that scene so much when you said it like that, Ash?
I don't know.
Just felt this.
Alright.
What do you have to do again, tell me?
I have to...
...because I did not be able to see. Search the top of management, search the server room, locate the escape path, learn how to...
Yeah, okay, I got to go to the sewers.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Let's hear the sewers.
Can you see?
I can't see.
Worth a dick.
I can give you NVIDIA Night Vision.
It only takes like 10 seconds to do it.
Do you want it?
I should probably learn how to do it.
One second.
NVIDIA Control Panel.
Control Panel.
Yep.
It's not as good on labs as it works.
All right.
Brightness and contrast and gamma.
All right, all right.
So you do 50?
On what?
I think it's brightness.
brightness
fifty
i'm i'm doing it myself i think it's fifty fifty seven two point seven
now it's a fifty seven
it's fifty
is it fifty seven chat?
is that where? i'm good i'm good
i think i've
really done it myself here but i it looks like i'm wearing the odds
okay
very nice
it's different for like each modder so you just kinda slide it till it looks good
mine looks like you gotta go here it looks like almost cooked but like you can see really well
there it is yeah all right good here
chat our new youtube video just dropped by the way have you guys
I haven't seen our Brown Zero run with me, Peanut, Lemon.
Oh, did you know there's no Raiders on lives?
There's only Black Division?
I did not know that.
Lemon and Officer W are the evidence of Watch Road.
It's absolutely hysterical.
I'm gonna watch it with my cell-blender today.
Such a funny raid.
All right.
Let's get you up into server, Boss.
Let's do this, sheeelllll.
I see him in here.
I fucked him up, bro.
He went down to the left.
Alright, we should get you...
look here first there's black division in the freezer search top management we
can't do that get this black vision freezer we need to go off let me think
let me be back and think how do we want to do this safely I think we're gonna
have to go kill that guy bro okay
I hope you don't have night vision.
What the fuck was that, Tre?
i'd look at tanks if he didn't
yeah doors open then the breeze there
yeah we're gonna have to get up here in jorgen and shit
alright
he's fucked up
Nice. Okay, listen. You need to get your quest down. Put my night vision on first and reset. You can just hit cancel on your invidia ship.
I hit apply on it.
So put it back to normal. Okay, well you can just slide it back down. You want to know what I use?
What do you use?
Normally? 50, 52, 1.23 and then 55% digital buy time.
50, 52, 1. what?
two three and then 55 digital vibrance
But it's just preference in your monitor
Why that
Was my good look good
That's just how the night vision works out. It's like it made it like real estate or whatever
All right, I fuck with that guy don't lose him yet. Don't lose him yet because you're about to run you're gonna come back here to leave
okay all right so you have my night vision on right yep why can't I see it
try turning it off and on I want to see if I can see it
huh I can't okay um I guess cuz it's a helmet cam so don't go up there there's
black division have you fought them yet yes they're aimbots so you probably
don't want to huh you should go out look yeah but like what if you do your
quest and then you fight emcee. Don't go up, don't go up. Just go down. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
the down door. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, turn right. And run out towards the middle
and then go up the second wooden stairs to your right. Yup. How full are these labs?
This one? Ah, it depends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, then left. Yup, then left, then left, left,
You pass it. No, no, up. Fuck. Right. Right. Yes.
Behind the desk. Done. Oh my god, did you do it? Is that everything? Is that everything
you're gonna do? You can leave now. Learn. Yes. That's it. That's over. That's over.
If you die, does it reset?
Chat if I die.
What the fuck did I have a 30 on that?
Yes, no, yes.
No it doesn't.
Oh my god, okay go to freezer, kill the black division, loot them, get stacked, loot the guy that killed me.
That's black division bro.
I'm not done. I'm not done. Fuck you. Why is it not dealing your chest? I hate that
about this game. They hit you. Somebody's in the basement with you.
Nice.
Still not here on my thorax.
I hate that.
They take off at the heel.
Still not here.
Still not here.
I reckon they're above you.
Oh yeah.
We'll make sure you get there.
I would go behind you.
Yeah, up Fraser.
Yep, yep, yep.
yep wait what if I turn on my NVIDIA night vision while I watch you so I can
see as if it's
I know where
Hello baby yes please thank you love you all right but I heard someone over here
I believe you, but I can't hear it has to be a player, right?
maybe I don't think I can hear like your
headphone audio okay I'm fucked myself by
taking a peek there
Oh my gosh what your legs one HD my front plates dad oh yeah I think I had a level
five or six in my shit it's kind of scary because that means this guy's gonna
wrap me okay your leg bro my legs on a lot it's a bug oh by the way I are
Our searchlight on your gun is like so blinding to people with night vision now.
Really?
Yeah. It's like a flashlight on crack if you have night vision on.
Well, I, like, I do, I wanna, I wanna kill these black divisions, but I know there's
a player to my left.
I'm so annoying.
You might have heard him in basement on metal.
Is that possible?
No, it sounded like an elevated audio.
I hear him, I think, do you?
Yeah, you do.
Do you have an aid?
I do.
I would throw it to see if it's BD, but...
I don't think it is.
I don't know how they're not killing oh
That's a player
They might have killed did they kill him?
You go down don't kill his ass. Yeah, it's free
He's dead. He's dead. No bitch. Okay. Now you can bait the BV to come close to you
How do I do that?
You hear him out there? No, they're not closed. Yeah, I would I would just throw it launch a nade towards them and rub back in
You almost need to like let them see you and then go hide I mean and they'll say it too
if they went in the middle that's gonna fall they did over near black now okay
then you're gonna either have to go all the way through hangar and server to
fight them or just they fuck it and loot the bodies I don't know if they'll
I've got all the idea. Never fight them far away, I've noticed.
Yeah, for sure.
Wonder if you can loot that guy.
I don't know.
I'm going for it.
Fuck, let's just get money.
I can't believe I died like that, bro.
I was just, uh...
It's a normal death to me.
Crouching up in the corner.
I probably should have grabbed your, uh...
...your armor.
And my gun.
Yeah.
I have no water.
Oh, that's bad.
I still have any found up to find another freak here.
I can't get a water.
Nope.
Hello those dude, if you're going to take this, I'll kill you if I'm...
where did they go?
I don't know where they went
you should just take the win and reset real fuck this
yeah
this is how I died to them
was that gas and managers I saw?
or is that just a bug thing?
bug?
alright
well that's annoying damn if we can get in here and avoid the black division and
loot the rooms we will be so rich I'd like that they're good and all but the
rooms bro oh my god the rooms such the rooms
Oh
That's us
You can maybe stand on the crate under you and loot him
For this this is good. Oh
My what is he big? I can't see tell me what you see because I can't see tell me tell me tell me everything
Tell me everything is a brah-lo. Yeah. Okay. What are you wearing? What are you wearing? I'm wearing a gladiator
I'm gonna put this a brah-lo on put this up go. Yeah
Yup! Yup! Yup! Yup! Yup! Yup!
He has his shitty guns and a bay of 74U with a shitty bill.
Oh my god, strip it.
Oh my god, strip it. Yeah, yeah.
Strip it?
Yep.
Is he a good ammo?
What's the ammo?
What's the ammo?
What's the ammo?
Oh, ammo.
We're looking at here is BS.
What's the tip?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, think that.
You need that.
You need that.
You need that.
God, don't think about it.
Oh, I don't like that.
Not terrible.
Not good.
Right here.
Oh my god.
Wait, you gotta pack the other stuff, yeah.
Dude, can you get a beta bag from the Traders or no?
Yeah.
You might want to br- no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Not right now, but later on I'll take the texture.
My legs just don't work.
Alright, drop your bag here, drop your bag here,
and then I have a big bag on my body.
You can use my big bag to take it back to this big bag
and then consolidate all the thing into one big bag
and then you can leave right through the hanger,
right here where you're standing.
Oh my god
Yeah, thank you
I love you too.
I love you too.
I know this one you got to tell me come on.
Uh, LZ, HZ with a Banshee on, um, had a SOTR face mask.
You're leaving me in the dark here.
Oh, I was muted.
Uh, yeah, tibby.
Had a cool gun, had a nice little HK, but everything else he was wearing was, unless
the plates, level four plates, it was bad.
Damn.
Oh, nothing crazy.
Well, that's a win though for you.
a win. And you got your quest on, now you can Q-lapse.
There it is. And that is the big win. That is the big win.
Oh my god, are you okay? Yeah, it's the rabies. The rabies gets me sometimes.
When you least expect the rabies, that's when the rabies starts getting you, if that works.
Alright dude, I'm watching you through my phone. Drop those fucking headphones,
scroll down, drop that fucking bullshaz banshee, put the gladiator in your bag, and then you're fine.
Bang.
M995s.
Yup.
That explains the death.
Oh, my pickles.
Can't forget the pickles.
I just ate some pickles a few minutes ago.
Good for you.
Shut up!
I just ate some pickles a few minutes ago.
Good for you.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
I don't know what in the fuck that is how you do surgery alright you're good
get out of here
That was maybe the most devious Tetris I've ever seen, bro.
Are you impressed?
That was...
I mean, I'm impressed.
Yeah, you know what I'm impressed.
Nice job.
Well done.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you so much
Dude when I saw you take the suppressor off the
Guys name is pain in the box ttv. I need to see if he's live and if he is I'm gonna talk shit
Give me a good insult
Hey, your mother looks like my girlfriend
Wait
Wait, that's not a good insult.
Welcome.
Alright!
Dude, he's live and he's playing, I think he's playing on mobile.
What is his resolution?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's his name?
Paying in the box.
What is his res- Dude, this is who killed me.
What is his resolution?
Bro.
Dude, dude, how did I die to this?
Guys, guys, guys, do not start talking shit, quit it.
Why are you guys talking shit in this chat, man?
This is why we can't have nice things.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Do you see his resolution, bro?
I do.
That's devious.
Dude, what is that?
That's devious.
He's playing on that shit
He's playing on that shit where you fucking like
What are the nurses use in the hospital bro to like administer the medications? That's what he's playing on
And that's what he killed me on
He's better try he is better in every way
He's better in every way
All right, let me buy a helmet and then I'm ready
Okay, you just bring my gun.
I bring everything.
Okay.
What do I need?
I'll bring a bag because you can't.
Yeah, I'll bring a bag.
Bring bag.
And heels.
I'll bring a bag, heels and headphones.
Yep.
No, you have headphones built into your helmet.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I'll bring a bag and heels and nades.
Wonderful.
Nice.
Damn MVP, you just went crazy.
Alrighty, I have this.
Oh, I think I looted my own mags.
That's who had the M995 ammo.
That'll happen.
Bro.
That'll happen.
Oh, there goes that mag.
Where'd that go?
Okay, that's good.
That's fine.
I'll load all this.
Dude, how did he hit me? I'm like one pixel on his screen.
I have you a full salua, a coloc, a bandage, 100 rounds of FMJ, two grenades, three mags out, one mag,
soon to be in. Five. Oh my god. Two mags out, one mag in.
Yep, yep, yep, you got me right. That's all I need.
Whole lot of penis.
I don't know if I can take all that.
Whole lot, whole lots and lots.
So repair this.
Put a level four in the back plate.
Keep that front plate for later.
Yep.
Oh, did that knock on there?
oopsies I'm yelling at me already um I think we're good in a couple more
grenades and some water what water water Timmy I got a lot of fun with
tuna and beans that's so I watched this guy as you eat it the spud bros and
And some of the things that these English people are ordering, it makes me kind of
delighted if they're real.
Spud, bros, fuck yeah I would.
What would you get?
What I put the shit that they put on there, hell no.
I'm not putting tuna on no potato, I'll be honest.
Psychopathic behavior dude.
That's gross.
That's disgusting.
Alright, let's get in there.
Yep, I can go straight to labs now.
Oh my god, we did it.
actually you did it. I did it. I did it all by my lonesome.
Tuna on pizza is the best, bro. And these guys get after me. These guys get after me
for putting ketchup on chicken. Dude, what? That's normal. I like ketchup. I put ketchup
on eggs, bro, I'll be honest. Me as well. Ketchup is good and people hate on it just
it's cool to hate on it. Yep. I don't need to know. No, I do fuck with though, chicken
Sal and dude I think we in sick you we did oh fuck potential full or dead right oh
My god we we cute in 30 seconds dude. Oh shit, son. It's gonna be full. It's gonna be full lock-in
Oh, what the fuck
you bring that vision for yourself mm-hmm I got the good ones I got the
quads on oh nice
Oh, let's go turn the lights off, then.
Oh my god, somebody's over by the lights.
Let's go.
I tell you, I got killed by my first actual cheater yesterday.
Oh, really?
I've got to do a few.
I have some calling me the N-word and shit and then jump-shotting me on labs the entire
day.
Level 50, three raids.
Level 50?
I'm sorry, not level 50.
50 hours, three raids.
Oh.
Level six, running around, just pinch on everybody on page.
Really?
Damn.
There could be somebody right here, bro.
In fact, I didn't want to go that way.
We're thinking with our brains today, Hutch.
I think what I'm telling you is true.
Let me tell you about that.
And that.
Well, I never heard of it for a long time.
Again.
But we're thinking nonetheless.
Yeah, all I'm saying is, his labs is ruined with this whole, just turn off the lights
when I get on shit.
You should be able to turn it back on.
Well, you can't turn it back on.
No.
Yeah.
Aw, bro, that's the most devious shit I've ever heard.
I could you imagine Q and Lads would be like, ah they turned off the lights again these assholes!
The first time somebody did this to me I like, I didn't know what the fuck was happening.
Yeah I can't believe there's something like that.
These guys are trying to farm Black Division if they're hidden in this room.
It's so dark even with night vision in this room.
It's something to do with like the weather outside and tar-fell and changed it on labs.
So even with nods it's like pitch black.
Why are you using light right now with nods?
I am light.
Oh.
You take this. Take this.
Easy money?
Oh, they issue it.
Easy money, easy money, straight in to the booty.
This is open.
No, we hit black room.
I'm going to run past the door, OK?
I didn't see him.
No.
Nothing.
Tape's still not open.
Wait, what?
There's a quest item in here. It's inside the safe.
I backed the fuck up. First of all, I backed the fuck up, buddy.
Yep, yep, yep.
He left a line in here as well.
And a cat.
Oh, nope, not notable.
Alright, get your quest item.
Wait, why did this guy, he didn't open the shit. I don't understand.
I don't know.
I wonder if his, right here, there's two possibilities, all right?
One, he knew there was no Bitcoin in the safe and he didn't want to use his black card
because he's hacking.
Two, he ran out of uses because he used it one time in the other black room
because he's hacking and he knew there was a latex in the other black room.
So he's hacking, no matter what.
three he's hash but maybe not maybe he's got shitty cheats bro and he only
sees lude and we can just don't call him
all right let's go back
All right, cover me, will ya?
Oh, other side.
I'm here to running a torch freezer.
You still here?
No.
What you get?
Watch, come here. Watch, get in here.
Say nice things about me. You're a great guy. You're definitely not five foot six. You're good looking.
He's down low, he's up top now I think, he's up at red, he went in, he closed the door,
uh... do you go up by free service walk the freezer and watch the door
and i'll watch him from the issue of that's fine that's fine that's fine that's fine
this walk although it is walk
what
just like radon
i think he's looting violet right now bro
only when he opens the door you're gonna murder him
i'm on it i'm ready
let me know when he opens and i'll peek
do you have a light on?
yes he did
I see him. I see him.
He might be open.
I killed him.
While he was opening red room, I killed him.
I don't know if he opened it or not.
I don't know if he opened it.
If he didn't, I have the key. It's fine.
I can't see anything on my light off.
He opened it! He opened it!
Is it open? He opened it!
Wait, you got no it's fun
How do you fix this chat, how do you fix it? How do you fix this money's gotta know you might have to reset your game to get in
So you might have to Reese wait somebody's coming
No, no, no, I saw I saw I saw from this
All right, wait, that's why you can have it.
That was pretty bad.
All right, watch, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I think in order to get inside, we
might have to reset our game, like one of us.
Can you cover me if I do that?
Whoever resets our game gets to loot that room.
Is that what you're saying?
Well, I thought we just split the loot.
But you also don't have the key for the arsenal thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, you reset.
I'll cover you.
Are you gonna actually cover me like I'm safe you got me yeah I got you all right I'm gonna reset so let me die
okay let me die now
You're gonna be so safe Terry I'm never gonna let you die, Terry
You're never gonna die today I'm gonna keep you safe
You're never gonna die, no, no, Mr. Terry
You know what happened last time you sang near me?
What happened?
I fucking shot myself mad.
That is true, and Daisy, I remember that, like it was yesterday.
Guys, here's a spoon on metal.
Wait, hold on a plate. What are you eating? Are you eating?
You're supposed to be covering me. Are you eating?
No.
Okay.
I heard it again. That's a spoon.
I can't hear the food in your mouth.
If I die, don't blame me, blame my wife.
I'm loading in, sir, dude.
Dude, you're like, you have to be making it loud on purpose.
I can hear it.
You're eating like a caveman.
What are you eating?
Trying to scrape the rice off the sides of the bowl.
Wait, did somebody just hit G?
Or no, it's just playing all the sounds for me.
What the fuck?
I'm back in.
Oh dude, you know what it is, huh?
She didn't swipe it.
I have to swipe it.
That's how it's going.
Do you want 5, 6, 8, 1?
Yes.
There's a box on the shelf.
There.
That's the one.
Let us see a message you want that or no if you don't I'm not gonna open this
Pass pass pass
Just want to sit here and eat for a minute because you can yeah
Let's do that. I'll repack you can eat take your time. Don't give yourself heartburn or something
Almost done
Okay, I bit my lip I want to die
I said take your time. I said take your time. You're killing yourself over
I'm not trying to make you wait boss. Give me a moment. Take your time. Take your time. Take your time.
I hear you viciously eating. Just take your time. I'm done.
You're still chewing. I'm done. You need to wash your hands. Go wash your hands. I don't need to
Are you sure?
I dropped some rice on the carpet.
Dude.
Ready to go?
Wait, let me put his in it.
Okay.
Are you drinking that fucking Ashton Hall water?
I'm ready to go, boss.
Are you drinking that Ashton Hall water?
I don't know what water it is.
my wife gets it
i do this
did you get the five six a one you did
be careful for bd
i'm checking this little thing you shouldn't come with me
okay
oh my god that's a bird
dude do you need to go to the bat take it take it give yourself a minute to recover
are you okay I'm good I'm just allow I'm loud
you want to check red unit
you don't want to try it did you have the tan flashlight on your gun now turn
it's an IR mode.
How you doing?
Can we go in here?
Uh, sure.
Let's hit the rest first.
Let's hit the rest first.
It's moving.
Yeah, I'm going to loot this, I'm going to loot this.
Oh, so there's someone else in there.
I should have been him.
Oh, it was his backpack. Oh, did you already loot it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've lost you.
You might have a suit in case. I'm in blue.
You need samples?
Yes.
Okay.
I'm going to take this and loot blue, I'm going to run the green here, take this for
samples.
Thank you.
I'm going to go to the green, just loot blue, I select it for you, and meet me at green.
Don't
But other than
But
Oh
Oh
Every
Dude one of these days you got to show your stream your dash pass door dash dash pass rat at the end of the year
Please the other you ordered now she saved and so I'll never I'll never look at me the same
Not that they already don't look at me like an animal in a cage
But then they'll really look at me like an animal
I
Chet has no respect for me
Call me fat
That's not right. It's not true either. There's still a person. Oh, you lost me
Was that?
But you're still a person to me
Mean it
Yeah. Yeah.
All right.
I got all the stems.
Do I need adrenaline for samples?
Well, I just love to take it.
I have no doughnin' for you.
Beautiful.
On my way?
Is the black not worth opening?
No, because I don't want to be like that guy that
swiped the key card and couldn't loot it.
Should I go loot the middle of the map?
Yeah, I'm out front green now. Let's go do it, fuck it.
Where's the black division?
I don't know, don't complain. Here, take this meltdown then.
Are you lying to me? Is there no such thing?
What do you mean?
Oh, thank you.
We were fighting in last raid.
Do you remember? Did you hit your head?
Stay focused.
You know baseball players hit CCE somehow.
I've been hitting the head by baseball whenever I was hitting.
Exactly.
I hit me in the cheek.
I hear them.
I think they're yellow.
Aren't we over there?
Yeah, they just see us falling.
There's four seconds I think.
I don't know.
I'm up here.
Maybe I'm lying.
LAWR!
Damn, I thought I did.
Okay, never mind.
And they're in freezer again.
It's the only place we have-
Oh my god, wait!
I only swiped my black card once this raid.
So, oh wait, there's something-
There's something dead, man.
They're in freezer.
They're in freezer, bro.
He has a dead plight.
The multiple, it's that BV.
There was someone else in the raid.
Oh, this guy did it all and didn't look around forever ever ever, they're looted.
This one is looted.
Oh, is this one?
Is that one looted?
Yeah.
Did nobody hit any extracts?
Maybe he's still in there.
That guy didn't have any BV here.
Wait, maybe he could hit, oh, can you see the extracts?
that are open because they did hit them right I just can't see it because I
reset my game. Hang in gate is open there it is okay yeah yeah he could be out he
could be out.
Damn.
Astro.
Astro.
That lucky son of a bitch.
Astro.
I feel like someone just ate the food and I'm picking up the scraps off of this
bowl.
You would think that wouldn't you.
Check the NPCs dude, wires are 60k.
Wires are 60?
Yep.
Damn I got a lot of wires so I'll get those up on the fleet.
Grab the weight.
Maybe I should hit black rooms since I have an uneven amount of uses.
find as well
Or do I save it for if I see a Lennox in there? Oh, I hear them
For blue or top green they're either top green or like towards blue
Yes, yes, yes, yes, there's more careful you can hide in weapon testing by the way, they can't shoot through the window
For you at
top green
Yeah, you know looking for them
I want to kill them, I need to loot.
I'm not hearing anything.
They talk, I swear.
Yeah, I hear them.
Yeah.
Are you alive?
Yeah.
I killed two, I don't know if there's more.
I'm on the other side, here's the office.
Okay, there's just these two.
good job Terry good job oh my gosh you are kidding about the whole loot thing
oh my gosh she had a black division folder
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Those guys, M4 kind of sucks balls.
The player in the middle?
Yeah, in the back.
I mean not at 5.
All right, I mean I'm ready to dip if you are
I don't have time actually, why don't we keep looting?
Might as well max out the gearage.
Why now?
We just need to be careful about PD spawning.
They be doing that like late, they just keep spawning.
It's kind of fucked.
Be careful.
Got it, boss.
I
Forgot a lead ex what no way he's bullshit. No way. I can smell a lead ex from a mile away
Turn gamma up we can't see what you guys just dark outside
Yeah, it's just how it you know look when it's like bad weather else. Yeah, we got a bad raid
None of us can see boss
Park all things
Dude, we need to shatter the price check fucking the hard drives for us, bro. I swear their money
I might be wronged. I swear they are. Yeah
I
Look, I'm wrong
We need a trusted shatter not just any shatter trusted shatter
ADK for our drive ADK holy shit
Hard drives, bro. They have the Epstein files on them and you can expose the truth
It is a beautiful day. That's why they're ADK
To try to silence them. I went outside to take the boys out
And it was just beautiful
I'm itching to go outside shirt off and just the lounge at the pool
It's just not working towards hangar bro last second it's optional
Be very nice
Sadly, I'm in here digging holes working a hard job
Someone's got to do it negative got all my flash drives
I'll take my pills
tell you
HDD drives are 80k
hard drive
Holy shit, that's what y'all were talking about. I forgot to listen
You forgot to listen
What the hell did that computer go which one was it? There it is. All right, I'm coming
Nice, let's get out of here
That you agree
Be careful, we're not done in hangar, bro.
Oh, whose backpack is this? Oh, this is my backpack.
That's a DVD drive. Different ones. Common mistake.
Wait.
Not that common.
Oh, no.
Dude, you ever seen Incredibles on ice back in the day? That shit went crazy.
What?
Yeah, I saw that shit with my parents, bro.
I'm at the extra wing for you.
Bro, you might want to come take a look at the bag.
Is it cooked?
I mean, it's not cooked per se, I just won't be able to fit everything because I want
this armor.
Alright, let me see what you're here.
Oh, maybe not.
There's a vase on the ground, if you want it.
A vase and a grizzly.
And I need that grizzly.
I didn't take the vase. Where's the vase?
Right here.
Oh, it's only a teapot. Don't touch the teapot.
This bag saves you space, by the way.
What you mean?
It's like positive space. It's like a beta bag.
This nice loaded sling.
Is it really?
If you put it in your bag, you get an extra row.
Impossible, impossible.
If you do it if you want it.
I'm out of here.
Yeah.
Try to check the bag by freezer. I know a hutch and there's a bag by freezer. I'm checking it.
What?
If I get aided and died, where's the bag by freezer?
I think you saw this duffel bag, bro.
You crackhead!
I think he sold a duffel bag, bro.
I usually don't mustam to get up there.
Just pass through.
Don't leave me.
Hello.
We make a lot of money as you come out rich, are we rich?
Graphics card, let X alone is pretty good.
Oh my god, if I gave you the GPU and the let X, what the fuck?
No, no takesie-backsies.
That works.
works. What did I do that? And I got a lion, a vase, a bird, a parakeet. Holy shit, you're
every animal. I do. I got the whole animal kingdom. I even got a kitty cat. One time
three years ago I left a cat stranded in red room and I regretted to this very day. Yeah.
then I'm forgivable thing oh now I can see your night vision my spectate
I brought this one in instead of looting it or maybe like I died and then you put
it all on I really don't know yeah maybe I wasn't a streamer I'd be a zoo
keeper really they might get you confused with the gorillas and lock
you up
I'm going to let that one slide.
My bad.
That one felt wrong when I said it.
I'm going to let that one slide.
Next time I'll kill you.
It'll be a hit.
Next time I'll kill you.
All right, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
All right, so hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, this is, I'm trying to teach you
tech, all right?
Yep.
So the bag that we had the modular pack, the good one that the BD dropped.
BD pretty much constantly have these, right? If we bring in a beta bag, you can stack two rigs in
the beta bag and then a third rig under the beta bag inside the modular pack that will pick up off
the BD that we kill. No way! You can bring in three, you can get up three rigs if you do that.
Yeah, that's tech. So if you bring in a beta bag, you can min max crazy, or I'll bring in a beta bag, you bring in the modular pack. And then if one of us die, we can, you know,
There you go. He's not listening to me.
He's not listening at all.
He's probably like fucking eating or dancing with us. Yeah.
I'm in trade so you're bringing the beta bag and what else you bring in you're bringing bringing beta
bring the bag that you got out and I'll bring the beta bag yeah got it chat was nice work boss
yeah you're good that was a great raid that was a great raid that was a damn good raid
So damn good, right? It was got a couple of guys got a couple of cash
Not bad. Oh
Also got BD keys
Yeah, does that go to there's barters with the traders for them
And they'd be dropping dog tags and shit to mouse I want the dog tags dog tags are pretty good
Should I wear my gladiator or should I wear this LV?
LV, I'd probably wear the LV, it's good.
But they're only level 4 plates.
Put in better plates, boss.
Impossible, poor.
Alright, I gotta eat and drink.
Why don't you take the plates out the gladiator and put them in that?
Shhh. Impossible. Impossible.
Not a possible thing to be done.
Was that a big raid?
No, I don't think it was a grizzly.
Alright.
My stash is sauced.
9-2, we can sell for them if you want.
Nope. No.
No.
Don't mind me, listen to all my hard drives I just got.
Wait, they're 40k, where are they lying?
Can't trust him. Can't trust him as far as you can throw him.
And I can't throw him far.
I can't throw him far either.
That's that.
Oh, this is good. I got PKs. I need water.
I need water.
Oh my gosh.
Get out of here!
Well, he's you're going for 30k a pop
Give me one I don't mean to sell after I told you I don't want to sell
You just let me know you take your time and you let me know
I'm also selling okay good. They broke my rule. I give you one role and you broke it
Cape is a hundred ninety thousand
Yeah
Did you extract kek tape out of the raid? No, I just have some I sold them all
I need that. You know that, don't you?
We need them for.
I have such little amount of money, I can't list things on the flea anymore.
Do I auction my Lettich?
Oh, you're going to need them for the quest if you care.
I sold it.
How much does it sell for?
498,000.
You've entered it?
Yep.
No, you didn't.
Yep.
Wait, how much are they going for?
I think more than that.
200k more. I mean, gosh, if you're pinching a penny, that's like a million.
Okay, it was like a million yesterday.
You don't got no hose.
That's it. It ain't loyal, but I got one.
Really?
Yep.
It's like the neighborhood's hose.
Yeah, everybody uses it. We take turns.
You know, T plugs are going for 30 K.
No, what the fuck?
They were going for like 80 K yesterday.
Oh, my God.
CPU fans, nothing ram.
That was a big rate.
I'm going to be completely honest.
That was a massive rate.
You're welcome. Don't worry, Trey. I will carry you anytime you need me to.
Now, don't say anything. Give me two seconds. I'm going to sell all the wires I have.
What else do I have? More wires here.
Anything else selling this hose selling good?
Oh, yeah. That's selling good for sure.
Oh, that's selling good, alright.
You said T-plugs are selling good, huh?
I'm listening to some hard rock sorry it's hard to hear you give me one second
I'm sorry Joe man. Take your time!
Check 15, key is 2 mil.
you have to turn it in you have to turn it for a quest Terry oh okay what quest I
don't know full kids are too okay oh my god that's a lot yeah it is I need these
all right I'm tired of selling are we ready I'm ready if you are let me buy a
lefty card
We making that money
We don't stop going labs till we have 20 million a piece
Erd boss okay. I'm there up until I have 20 million myself
How much is that?
About 20 million more
Okay, that's not bad. Not bad
So how much do you have now 400k wait?
Let me set all my money. Do you have Intel 7 level 2?
I have yet to do anything on my hideout at all. I
Have quite literally not done a singular thing in my hideout
Again, I'm coming to the lobby as well one moment read wolf what?
Squirrel David take gifted
Yeah, you just made a lot of money I have to PQ us next song.
Oh, thank you for the fiber.
Thank you.
What?
What?
I'm dancing.
Oh.
You tell your mom what you did?
What?
Say, I went outside.
I went outside.
I went outside.
I went outside.
I went outside.
I went outside.
I went outside.
I went outside.
I went outside
With my dad took me outside to go pee and I saw a snake
It was a black racer snake
And I chase that motherfucker like my life
to pin it on it
Until my dad yelled at me to stop and I hoped it in my tracks
And then the snakes slithered away
I fucked him up
He was he was like at first I saw something like I think is that squirrel I
Realized squirrels ain't snakes
Commonly mistaken. I also were I also realized it wasn't wasn't furry. Oh
Yeah
Really absolutely nothing in comparison to the do but it happened so fast. It's like a small glimpse
could have been a turtle but too fast to be a turtle I knew that right right
where I saw them I peripheral anyway so he took off Duke think I'm still here I
think it would have popped a U-turn he came after me
I'm terrible.
Alright, let me go.
Thanks for the drinks.
Took a little long this time.
Let's cut the time down next time.
Two minutes tops.
Anyways.
I'm gonna look at this.
What a beautiful day it is, huh?
recently seen you dance to nothing is hilarious. I get after it to silence now. I can get after
You're at the silence you ain't lying.
Nice.
We in one.
We in that John, we in that John.
What?
I'm currently hunting a wasp in my house peanut butter helps with hunting wasps or is that raccoons
one of the two try it
try it
but i'm trying to read all yet
propa tall e t g's a goose and all that
i've tried to be paying other than trim it all that you just named
now i don't know yet
i don't know too but not my third
Oh, dude, just spawned.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait over here.
Say, lock in.
Yeah, I'm locked.
This shoot is not free.
Not free.
Sacrifices need to be made.
Hangar again.
Hey, level 27 endurance.
What's now?
Congratulations, Mama, Mama, Mama, congratulations.
Let there be darkness.
Mil team six only dark I
Know you're asked to be eaten in the dark and shit sometimes bro
Sometimes I take bowls and I fill it up with my favorite snacks, and then I watch a TV show
In the dark alone
all time
He's just a lack of a staff me and then I have to watch him with her
Watch out.
They need to look black when they're fighting in hangar.
It's like black division.
Be careful.
People be camping this shit.
They ain't camping nothing.
I'll take their lives.
They know where.
They know where Unge is in the building.
It's time to clear out.
Watch
Fuck
Would you pick up over here GP coins nice
What was that
What happened? Oh, how do you exchange your guns fire, right? No, I was just
Some of my chat said they know what hut is in the building because the shelf shake
Oh that dress
Something
Let's go to the parking. I don't know where the f...
Oh, oh, BV in parking.
Oh, hell no.
Come to the parking button, Mesh. I'm opening for you.
Don't peek out the window.
Hey, Terry.
So look. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm scared.
I'm really scared.
Listen, you know the glass that, like, the parking stairs are here that I'm at?
window glass like this beer glass yeah you can't see through it I need I need
you to grab their aggro thank from where can you you know what I'll do it I
I got him.
I'm just gonna kill him, bro.
Oh my god.
AHHHHHHH!
They're coming, Terry.
You need me to kill them?
Okay for now, who's through that need though? They don't throw nades, bro.
I don't know.
Let me at him, let me at him.
Alright, go over there to the right, be very careful. I'll hold down for you, but I don't like this idea.
I'm not done, okay, I won't do it then.
Alright, I'm good.
You just say you don't like that yet?
They're gonna stun, they're gonna stun!
Good stuns.
Looking good, looking good, Tray, looking good.
Alright, we're good right here. Check their pockets and their butts.
And take their mags.
I would you need to work on your angling though just work on swinging those angles a little bit better
all in all I could have been cleaner could have been cleaner could have been cleaner whoa whoa
Watch out I got this one
What is this rig a good one take it?
I don't want to take it yet. I won't be overweight
You can nest
Are you running?
Let's cat
I'm dropping my back here on the way
You kill all this AI bullshit leave the player and I leave the players to me where they at
I don't know
You could have been in the basement, I don't know
You got a journal and I mean it's making me nervous. I am allergic to it. Oh
What's that sound let's shoot bullets bullets were fired
Or an air you think
I think they're free one SS 190. No, I don't use be 90s
Either but I kind of want to
I'm not open yellow. Can you cover me? Yeah, I'm unloading a man. Give me one second
You look cool. I'm doing it. So I want to do the same thing watching
What's that just a ram
You need this for your high-dose on rabbit in the cage
What well in the cage in the cage got it
That was really big Ram is that TDR 5 TDR 77 before Norwegian ship
Norwegian ship. Yeah, you haven't heard about it up secret
There's a girl poster here bro Are you ready?
Ready for any?
Do we pop PK?
Half you want.
Oh no run run run run run run run run run there's a chopper in.
go this way okay yes shot got my bag where is it pushing or like
I'm going to start my own.
It's a player I'm chasing him.
I'm waiting for him.
You killed me.
You just stayed, I thought he ran, fuck.
Kill him, hodge.
Yep.
fuck i shouldn't have ran
I was muted!
You're here!
Oh, the water!
Miltain tinge.
Going dark.
You need to go get your bag, bro.
And my bag, my bag is stacked.
Look, you get my bag in your bag,
you put my bag in your bag, okay?
Where's my bag, Shaq?
Shhh.
Shit.
We didn't open that door, did we?
I did.
Black division's coming.
I need to show the yellow.
Is it black division?
Yeah.
go up on yellow stairs bro they can't shoot you through the glass
I'm going to I'm going to they ran back they run back okay then fuck them bro go
get my bag and then put it in your bag I think it's over at opposite elbow the
the door that I opened. That's where they are. Yeah, where's my bag? Yeah, you drop
it. You're a genius.
Okay, good try.
Alright, good try. I'm not gonna lie, that was a good try, bro.
Yeah
Listen to me watch listen to me the guy that both killed me and you killed is literally hacking his ass off
I'm not joking
Wait, let me pull up your stream. Did I actually kill a cheater?
He's hacking his ass off. Wait, I'm pulling up your string. Let me see let me see let me see
I have even worse news by the way.
They call me Hodge the Cheetah Killer.
Hodge, I have really bad news.
What's that?
I'm receiving word, wait what's that?
I'm receiving word from a trusted chatter that my bag was on my body.
You didn't have to run back out.
Why are you going to your Bob?
I thought he outplayed me I thought this guy just outplayed me and he was him he was hacking his ass off
and you smoked him and he had a tequila mask on.
Eat my dick eat my dick eat my dick let's ride. Come on!
We got to get back in there now.
Absolutely. I'm loving this shit.
We're gaming.
I have really bad news. Oh my god. I need a new black card, bro
Black card is 1.3 mil. Oh my god, I just bought two
I am out of bags. I'm out of bags. I can buy one.
Oh, here we go.
Who look under I use mouse?
I'm using that HK. I killed that guy who was playing on a Nokia. I killed you.
Oh, I was muted. I'm using that HK. I stole from the guy who killed you on the Nokia.
Okay.
What's the, uh, what's the light that you were talking about that's bad against that, that fucks some people?
Any IR light, but the one I use the tan one the WXM because you can use a normal light or the IR light
What about the L3 Harris?
I think that one's good, but it doesn't have a normal flashlight mode.
I would use the tan WXM
WMX or something
2000 yeah, I
I will do I will do I will do I will do I will do I will do you right now
fuck I'm going to use bro oh well yeah for some reason I I haven't like shit
okay I can't put a light on this because it will not let me
I'm using this you can't get the rail. It's fine. I'm gonna put it on the top of my gun
Also, I got two mags I got two sixties and a 30 and that is it actually I lied a lot
I would do 160 130 you're crazy. I
sometimes mess
Fuck it. I'm gonna listen to you 160 130
Dude, what are your thoughts on me using a penis 90?
I'm listening. I'm a number five. Anything you want to do, you do it. Oh, that's a absolute
banger. By the way, I didn't know you knew ball like that. I thought I listened to bro.
He fold five. You know ball. Oh yeah. It's my chance to get two things from three things
for me. A petite good looking man. Great taste in music.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, pause.
Or what?
A petite good looking man.
You lost me.
Okay, two things. Great music.
Yeah. Yeah.
Elite level gameplay.
Sometimes depending on if I'm medicated.
Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, enough a little bit of a little bit of but sometimes you have to not sing the songs Terry.
Yeah, one slip up and it's all over just one just an honest mistake and G G's it's over.
over. They're not going to yesterday. You raided my stream yesterday and then
re-raids later. I had to mute up to say some slurs because I was getting that
frustrated. You just got to wait until Saturday comes around. You write them down,
get a little notebook, get a little notebook. Sometimes when they do like the
back to school specials, get a notebook and they're a lot cheaper. And then
you just write them down. You save them up. You save them up and then
you let them all fly what it's fine if i'm you know i mean i guess i don't know
all right i'm ready are you ready because i'm ready ready ready ready ready for us in there
just got a little bit of water you sound like you need to buy a beta bag
what's up terry just got home from the gym about to put on some crispy
Levi blue jeans and get in the bed for a nice nap have a great stream
I mean, what in the park?
That guy deserves to be in prison.
Literally, find out who that is, send their name to the police.
That is not a normal human being.
If you're putting on Levi's and getting into bed,
you deserve nothing but jail time.
I think everyone in the chat could agree with that.
That's kind of awful.
Heathen is behavior.
Even level behavior
Hope I need to buy a lab ski car done ready
Makes me feel so good I killed a cheater have no idea good
He was hacking his ass off and you smoke them down you put them down you didn't dirty
relate his ass out
I didn't stand a chance against me.
Most people like some salmon.
I don't like salmon.
Really?
Some good sausage.
Yeah.
You like it, you seafood?
You're like sushi, I forgot.
Yeah.
I like calamari if it's fried.
Well, that's not, yeah, it is just not that.
I like fish sticks, the ones that come in the bag.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Fish sticks and ketchup.
But a lot of ketchup enough to drown out
the taste of the fish sticks.
Yeah, well, you got to all right.
Yeah, I'd use it like a scooping device, really.
Big thank you so much for the five gifted Benjamin,
thank you for the five gifted.
Yaga, thank you so much for the five gifted.
You don't like the filet of fish. That's my favorite thing from McDonald's, bro
Declare shaggy and robo. Thank you
The filet of fish I can't respect am I taking it over a double cheese burger muster and ketchup only with extra
Pickle large fry large doctor pepper three apple pies tempi chicken nugget. No, have you had the fried apple pie?
The new one
Of course. No, wait, what?
There's a new one, bro
It's fried
This is serious business wait, watch we're in the ring. You gotta come back
Hello, baby that McDonald's has a new fried apple pie where we got to order them right now a
A new one they got a new one. Oh, yeah, I told you
Perry I'm talking to my wife shut the fuck up. What'd you say?
When did it come out just came out?
There's a brand new
Today, yep
Didn't come out there was like a weekie hour two weeks ago or something. We're kind of watching the weed
Now now this is more important than that order them stat double cheeseburger as well. Thank you. Love it
All right
Where'd you go didn't you just eat I'm turning the lights off you can just wait there. I'll come back
Meal team six prepare
What'd she say oh you're watching what you eat, huh did no shit about nothing
No, nothing about nothing
Sometimes she's up set a line. I don't know what to tell you
Are you coming to Boiler? I'm where I killed that cheater. That cheatin'
Yeah, I'm coming. Well, let's kill up Elbow.
Is that where I'm at? No.
No, it came out. Okay.
Please beat my teammate. Oh.
Do you think this penis 90 is any good bro?
PENIS 90.
That's Summit's favorite gun.
Really?
Oh yeah, he loves the penis 90.
Also, I didn't understand exactly what the Black Division was capable of until last
That was fucking unbelievable
Yeah, by the way that one bullet that I heard was five fucking bullets
We're that shit boss are we clear
I don't know what you're getting in there, making profit?
Not much, boss.
Nothing over here.
Nothing?
Nothing.
I got a teapot.
I got a teapot.
It sounded like they might have had something.
GP coins?
Oh, okay.
I
Know the yellow
Over me hot straight probably has his shoes on down over me cover me cover me
I
Have you walked in anything good? I stole Bitcoin a little bit ago. Oh, yeah, I just got a Bitcoin
Wait, you got it.
Wait, I hear something.
Yeah.
Can't see shit? I can't see shit either bro. We're both in the same fucking spot.
Oh shit.
Where's Frisbee?
and
and
I told me that it's a mix tape on the chair
The second we get an upgrade for these nozz I need it this sucks
I'm looking through a one-eyed willy ones the Cyclops
bro yeah I'm in hell I'm in hell I think you're a mouse so I can't see
nothing in chat starting to call me slurs I'm losing control over here take
back the control say something about chats mom come on say it hey do it
She's in high flight!
Fuck.
I knew you didn't have it in you.
She could be watching the train, I don't want to offend her.
That's a good point.
Okay.
Nobody's in here. Nobody's in here.
Wait, what was that noise you just heard?
I mean, somebody's in here.
Actually?
Yeah.
Well, they could be like back here, but, you know.
I looted it, looted it, looted it. Let's go.
Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke.
I really know where to, Luke, to be honest.
Okay, just look around. There's stings and shit around.
I can't... I can't see anything.
I know this room is exceptionally dark. I don't know why.
I still have not found anything. I found a box.
There's like, stings on the tables.
Oh my god
What you get let X in the med box. Oh my god
Now there's gonna be a tool set in this box
I'm in parts of the imparts in that box
There's a tool set in this box
Son of a bitch
Well, there's no cheaters in this raid, that's for sure.
Yeah.
What if we have a gigachat cheater that doesn't care about letex?
They just want to murder.
Yeah.
I'll put them down just like the last one.
Holy shit.
Oh yeah.
Wait that was kinda sick the way you said that
You liked that?
Did that shit?
No bullshit, that was like really cool
Thank you
I'm gonna practice and see my one-liners when they hit you with another one
Yeah but not yet, I want you to like, when I don't expect it
My name is Hudge
That's a one-liner?
That was awful
If they don't know your name then they don't know who to be afraid of.
Jesus mother!
What?
Fucking beeping things scare the shit out of me, Daryl.
Between the beepings hearing you and then trying to say your name is such as a one
liner you just lost all the RA you gained from the first one.
It's nice that I had it.
And more.
I cannot see anything at all.
Okay, let's get a blue.
I couldn't see my dick if it was in front of me.
That's not because of the night vision, bro.
I switched flu.
I'm going to drop a lion and a car battery here that I need.
And I'm going to go green.
And then we'll meet up, okay?
SJ12 stem I need it but at the same time I want to test it I don't think that's
for samples it's not for samples I don't think so testing begin today in class
we are gonna be testing the SJ12 and if I am allergic
Yeah, I think there's one in there actually think
Are you allergic? I'm not allergic. I'm not allergic
That's big. I'm in black room right now
And it was a mistake opening this bullshit. Let me tell you
Not worth it balls. Yeah, I heard that chef. Yes chef
streaming doesn't work out I think I'd be a great chef really no you could be
like a food now you can really be like a food critic because you don't really
like the food critics just a bunch of freaks for real I hate food critics
They're never right.
They'd be like, I can taste the fuck in the way you slaughtered this rabbit.
Yeah, exactly.
They're just, they're just losers.
Yeah, I don't know what it is, bro, but like, for some reason, playing with you today,
I've just been starving this whole time, just thinking about food.
Is it contagious?
What?
Rabies, yes. Lemon gave it to me and you're probably gonna have a water allergy now as well.
No, I'm talking about being hungry.
What?
Yeah, like all day I've just been thinking about food since we've been playing.
Why is that?
Could be anything.
Do I come to you?
Well no, I gotta go back to you.
Do you want to hit G in the basement? Do you know how to do that? You don't have to. I can come to you.
Is that the one underneath the server?
No, it's closer to you.
It's like the one in the room in between you and the one under the server.
It's been a long time.
If you go down to the basement, and turn right, and run down the hallway,
and then halfway down the hallway, you go into the room on the left.
I do know where it is, I do know where it is.
Yeah, I can go down there.
And then you come back and then we'll leave
What the hell's the black division we don't need them bro we looted did you loot because I looted I got some things
I'm happy to reset
There should have led X in a Bitcoin I have a lot of X in a Bitcoin. That's what I'm saying. I'm feeling good. Yeah
all on the elevator
Yep, this is me in the Sarasota, everything I said that shit, I gotta figure out to get
this car battery and why and all that.
I can maybe, I can toss you some blue if you come here.
On it!
There, all that stuff on the ground's all you.
I don't know where you are.
There's nothing great, but raven, suppressor, gas, and...
I would pay it!
Let's get the fuck out of here.
I would beg, I would beg.
I didn't even shoot a bullet.
Not one bullet was fired.
And we just got up crazy.
I think the only thing we were going to do in the raid was kind of ratting.
You probably went to red and violet and we just skipped those two.
Big fucking raid.
Well done.
Proud of us.
Blacks in a Bitcoin, pretty damn good.
Don't you think, pretty damn good.
Yeah, I do think that's good.
That's good.
Well, there probably was Black Division,
but they were just hiding.
They know we're here.
They were scared of us after what we've been doing to them.
They know we're here.
Did you order McDonald's?
I just typed to McBeaties.
Bad joke, bro.
Bad taste.
That's it.
Why are you why are you smiling?
I'm not you are I can hear your smile. I'm not smiling you just left I
Coughed well you did it
Was coughing you didn't cough you left that was a chuckle
How's it chuckle? I know chuckle. I was a dude. I just did it again
You laugh, but you were trying to fake a laugh
your piece of shit
You guys
All right, I forgot what I was doing
Up distracted me my wife is spamming my phone. I can't sell a let X bro
Do I just hold on to the let X and sell the Bitcoin? I think I do
I'm about to be there hold on to the let X because you need a clutch. You never
I
Think you need three. All right, well now I have three
I'm pissed it wasn't urgent they're having a pool day without me I don't go out there and take a shit in the pool
You should have to show them that would really show it actually. No, I got cleaned it up
I tell you story
Is it all sitting in a pool yes
Actually, yeah, yeah, let's hear it one time there was this kid in my neighborhood and he was kind of a piece of shit
With my friends name was
It was what?
Shut up trying to remember his name. It was either there's a friend Anthony Dominic
Or Connor, I don't remember this. I don't remember the name specifically
Hey, but sure a we were all sitting there. We were hanging out. We were playing manhunt and
Yeah, one could find them and he came back and he said guys. I shit in the pool. We're like
No way well he wasn't lying he actually Anthony Dominic or Connor whichever one it was actually
did shit in the fucking pool and the pool was shut down for like bro it had to be a
month plus I don't know what bro I don't know what this guy was shitting but they shut
that whole John Wick down for like a month plus and we were all pissed but we
couldn't have our boy out you know oh so you didn't even snitch no they didn't
know who did it and no who did it and no no one knew who did it no it was that
guy he did it and we all knew he did it and we were all pissed because like the
pool was like the ultimate hangout spots where everybody would go to chill
And we couldn't go in there. They stopped everyone from going in there for so long, but we were pissed
Damn, and then here's the craziest part
Then they find oh that's customs then they finally open the pool back up and someone else shit in the pool
Instantly back down again. There was a shit in the pool epidemic
No, they forgot you don't know who the other guy was they probably you know what it was they were probably mad
and it happened in the first place so they shit in the pool themselves to prove
a point
but they want to be in control of it like a serial killer but a serial shitter
yeah i don't know that's
really you think that's what happened could have been the same guy maybe he
just felt maybe like you know it was his first
first time feeling like stomach problems
The pool pauper.
Whoo!
I'll keep it together.
Power got to his head maybe. I don't know.
The power got to his head is crazy. Maybe.
Oh, nice you got quad nods bud. I did. I could not do that again, bro.
I know the guy who's playing on a
TV from
1997 can deal with that, but I sure as hell can't I
Feel like you didn't blame him
No, I've never shit in the pool before if you were if you say you were in a pool
and you're just like, I'm telling you what happens.
Like you just had a really bad stomach virus.
You just shit yourself.
What are you going to do?
Like, what do you do?
All right.
Let me just pick it up and palm it and pretend it didn't happen.
No, no, no, I need, I need more.
You cannot ask me something like this without more information.
Give me, what did I do that day?
Who am I with?
What's the way you're in the pool?
What time is it?
But friends, the pool party, like, like say you went with your wife
today to the pool with your friends or whoever, right?
I am stop the story. I
Went to a pool party one time and wore a long-sleeved shirt and I got bullied for it but continue
All right, so say you're wearing your long-sleeved shirt. Nobody's bullying you this time
Okay, and you're just hanging out. You had everybody a couple drinks, you know
Chilling and then it just hits you all of a sudden
You just shit yourself, bro. Okay. What kind of shit is it? Is it like you can pick it up third
It's small enough that you could pick it up in those hands of yours. Okay, it's just a turd. Well fucked up. Continue
What are you doing?
That's it
To be honest knowing me
Just everyone knows me
Not yet nobody knows that there's poop yet
Oh, dude, I'm in far enough away from it that no one knows that I did it
I'm not getting out. It's only you your wife and two other friends in the pool
Oh, we're talking to like it tomorrow this happens now. We're not talking about young hutch. We're talking about right now hutch
Yes, it's you your wife and two friends
Where am I at the pool with your friends, yeah, I don't in my own vacation like in my different country
I don't know what pool are they going to it's that's where
Local local
I'm pinning it on somebody. I don't know who maybe my life really
I think I would I would kick it up bro and pretend like it didn't happen
And then just walk away and just like chuck it somewhere
I think I'm gonna put it in my pocket
That is the... oh man.
Oh, I've just said, sounds about right.
Hehehehe.
Damn, what do you want me to say?
Lock in.
Hey, lock in, lock in.
Lock in, lock in.
No more, no more.
No more poop.
Mods.
My potentials.
And my wife from the chat, I need to lock in.
Yep.
Get her out of here.
Did she order that?
Do we get it?
Wait, I'd better.
Did she order the apple pie?
negative. What's up with the L door again? Don't let her back in. Oh that's fucked up
Well, you might have to order it.
I see a flashlight.
Oh, never mind.
Yeah?
Yeah, are you turning around your flashlight?
There might be someone above us.
Probably is.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why are they silent?
Maybe.
I was aiming at the wall.
That's Black Division.
Is it?
Oh.
Air audio left.
I think they're in the office, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're going towards the middle thing.
Walking up these stairs.
I'm going up, I'm going yellow.
Yeah, do it.
They went to red, I think.
I'm gonna do the thing I did last year and grow out to the thing I did last year
Yeah
Or is open in front of red I'm thrown he's in violet right now
Yeah, yeah, he's walking out. He's walking out. No, he's not. He's swiping red
I think he
I
Die
Which went into freezer
Yeah
This sits down
One's in freezer and one's on the table in the red office thing
We ran back to a server
Okay, I heard it. Yeah player hundred percent player
They might come out of red now
You know when he does I want to pick a get I'm not sure I can't really see you could
You probably hear him doing it really need to pick
of the
of the
he's sitting on the table in the corner of the room like climbed up it
that the server guy
brand back
on the other side of the map right now
Even they...
Yeah?
If you ran up and knaded...
in...
I could definitely kill this guy.
My division just spawned on me.
I don't know where.
Freezer.
They're running out of...
Run.
They're up top?
Yeah.
You can get really red stairs.
Oh yeah, start pushing me.
I
They're up top or down low yeah, they're up top I can go get a name
Let me go name when I see I see he's running out of red I
I think it's two.
Where's he at?
I don't know if he ran down or not.
He's like close to the door if he did.
If he didn't run, he's close to the door.
There's two though.
Fuck.
I hear him, still up in there.
Are you still here at main red?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I'm still here at main red, for sure.
I think they might have ran out of here and running.
It's me underneath, me underneath, no shoot me.
Okay.
Can you chuck a need in from under?
He dead?
No.
You killed him.
You killed him. Okay, I did that killed him
Be careful right one down red stars and push you you can always come back to abe Lincoln where you through the need for that
I can cover you I
See the other one
Killed him yeah, I was they got one more crosslabs
Yeah, yeah, yeah in the black division. Yeah, I'm coming down to you
Dude, nice nade.
I thought you were just sitting on that table, dude, in the corner.
Amir, you good?
I'm hurtin' boss.
I'm hurtin' real bad, boss.
Dude, he lit you up.
I was probably less than 100 HP.
Holy fuck. How many surgeries you got available?
Literally just one. He took my stomach and only shot my stomach.
Oh, shit.
Literally didn't even hit my armor. Just only shot stomach. It's just kind of insane. That'll hurt. That'll hurt that.
All right, biggest target is crazy comms. And that's not right. I wouldn't say that.
You ready? Ready, ready.
your head and neck area I can't shoot through this right there's a player
skybridge running oh my god they can't shoot through the glass now
I'm dead I figured that
You say fuck the baby you swing the guy's skybridge. She's a rat and he sucks you kill him and you win
Her boss where's he has he laying down on any tarp? I think he was shooting through their glass
I don't know. I think he was left-sided. Look at the boxes
But I doubt he's night vision
I got the enemy inside.
Where are they?
They're walking right in front of the kitchen bro, you see them?
I don't see them.
You see them right in front of you?
My bad. They're right downstairs! They're right downstairs!
And up the other stairs.
No, no, no. Peek the top thing again.
I'll show Peek that.
that.
Throwing frag.
Not having fun, Tre.
Yeah.
I'm not having fun.
I'm not having fun.
Yeah.
You said not to beat this?
I wouldn't.
What about with the nade?
You can nade them.
You hear the guy, the skybridge guy above you?
body. Nice. Don't be, don't be, don't be, don't be. Nice.
Yep.
Now they're down low. You push this guy won't see it coming.
That's not where he is. I think he's left side in the like the
head peek window, you know? Yeah.
Give another nade or no? No.
These motherfuckers.
They're still down low.
I don't think he's in the bathroom because he broke the glass.
Didn't he break the glass when he shot me?
I don't know.
Think he's still just chilling?
Yeah, I heard him over there not long ago
Only I had a grenade
Who the fuck is that? It's on grenades BDA across the map
of
days like the spawned skybridge I think
I
Shot
DD
We have a hipsy issue, it's like, what do I do against these Black Division guys, man?
Yeah.
You might want to check that guy for nades.
I have two Volk 25s on me actually.
Okay.
In my rig.
Why aren't they pushing?
You need to like get their aggro and then like if they like see you for a half second
And then they'll lock on you and they'll start pushing, then you hide, then they'll like
reset their anger, and then you can kill them, it's weird.
They're tedious.
Okay.
No, I was not banned from Golden Corral, Jackass.
I was suspended.
There's a difference.
You got suspended from Golden Corral?
Why?
This is a topic trial I want to talk about.
I have better negation. I'm going to use it.
They got never moved.
No.
Alrighty.
So how am I going to do this?
You can go back to where you were fighting them from, suck a nade out.
In the wall.
Right here?
Yeah, suck a nade like, lean out and suck a nade.
He's behind me.
He's behind me.
I don't think like that.
Yeah, I don't think like that.
Get a shot.
He's out of my way.
Don't.
Do you have another name?
Yeah, I have.
Throw a little more to the right, or are you just through that one?
Yeah, yeah.
René, get out of here.
Yeah, you almost need to like reposition this.
Where?
Like where is a better shot?
Using them from up top is a little bit, like throw a nade from up top here at them.
Okay, so they're left.
They're left by like, yeah, projector room.
Yeah, so you could run down the stairs shark right you know I'm saying
And you think they would aggro and I'll kill me if I were not in here. I've probably dropped your bag as you're having
And will they actually push
Well, you can go to projector women, you just push that
That's a better angle
plus like bushes
It's us. You could also just try to avoid them and leave.
Like sometimes they're just cracked and it's not worth it. This is a hard spot to fight them.
And we have those two kills, Violet Red.
I'm just gonna do that, I think. I have to smart decision.
Be careful though, running there. Because they're there, you're just gonna have to run in fast, okay?
Got you. And then you spawn.
Don't peek this. Hell no. Just wait. They might push you.
Dude, they're so annoying right now, bro. You can probably get across.
Picking this and trying to kill is a bad idea.
Yeah. I mean, hmm. Give it 10 seconds.
I think they're down low.
Yeah, so they're not aggro anymore.
There's two.
This is so annoying.
They're just not peeking.
They're not doing anything.
What do these guys have?
Nothing?
oh shitty off I'm just taking the mag and that cock is 190k watch the quest on him for me
Hey, it's Black Division. They're fucking annoying.
Yeah, tell me about it.
They just don't push. They don't do anything. They just sit there.
They just sit there and they just aim by you.
It'd be one thing if they were if there was like like one of our killed the first guy they turned around and they like all ran
So it's just easy these guys just yeah, they're doing to do that
For they're running behind bitch ass bushes a bunch of freaks right up there
No
You got a 45 vector 45 vector. Yeah
You should I look that kill armor Loki, but I would drop the kill armor go where my shit
You'll get more space put your rig in your bag
You drop it bro. I got no level five armors literally zero
Not on you and you're right. No I'm wearing level four right now. Oh
Yeah, bro. I'm four
I can't.
So you can put my plates, my armor is really good.
You should put my plates into your, no I don't know if it will fit in that.
Never mind, I just looted it, don't matter.
I'm not believed to play with it.
My plates are ceramic, they won't fit in your shit.
She's fucked up.
Oh no.
Oh, no.
He said thread-sided, but then he doesn't do anything.
You just sit there, but they're supposed to push yep
Okay annoying
Honestly bro, I'm gonna have to do this
This I do this I can
I can put your armor in the bag, it's stacked really well.
You can also put the MPPB in your bag as well.
Yeah.
Drop my meds, it sucks.
I was still wearing my pockets.
You can just park the P90.
Oh, I can just, there we are.
Now, how the fuck am I gonna get out of here?
You're gonna go back to red stairs,
where you just were.
Yeah.
And instead of, you're gonna run out
like where you were peeking them
and make a shark right,
and then you just go straight to the basement.
I don't think I'm gonna make that turn fast enough.
I'll make it.
Have another grenade.
Yeah.
Enemy spread.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Be careful, they could be in the basement.
They could be in the basement too.
Now the doors closed, I doubt they are.
You guys peeking over the box.
Nice.
I did hear another- oh yep, Dr. Jekyll.
That is really fucking annoying.
I've been playing a lot of Tarkov lately, you know.
Nice.
Dude, y'all say that you're fucking locked in today, bro.
I can't even write.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I haven't seen you this locked in in a long time.
I appreciate that.
I've been playing a lot of Tarkov lately.
I'm doing extra, you know.
Yeah, I am.
Really?
I just started my day. I've been waiting till my afternoon, but I said fuck it.
I got betrayed at the very start of my day.
Have you seen the clip?
No, send it to me.
Oh, here, just open up my stream real quick.
Let me show you what turned me into the monster that I am.
I got it open.
Okay, one moment here.
On this, click on that.
This was, uh, quite literally, this one, yeah, second rate of the day, this, this is what happened one moment.
Yeah, here it is.
Uh-huh.
I
Got a player to the left
Hey, what's going on I saw a guy crossing through the road and I shot the minigun at him, I don't know if I killed him though I
I got our
What I bet out what I would have good morning good morning come come come come come
Don't betray me please don't betray me
Don't the truth bro. Don't betray me. You know you love me. No, you love me, you know you
Oh
No
That was he didn't wait till you unlock the room dude, what a fucking loser that was the start of my day
Yeah, that was the start of my day. That was
My first raid I whiffed a guy and he killed me and the second raid was that a good
a shit high, straight down the gullet.
If it makes you feel better, the dude that just killed me is now geared back up wearing
a tank helmet with the like shitty rust night vision on it.
So you got killed, so you got killed by Kraken.
Yeah.
You got killed by Kraken.
It's probably one of them dudes that's mad that I offered him money and yanked it
away last second.
Yeah, I wanted him homeless. All right. I got bags heavy bleed stopper
Yeah, got your bag got your MPPV. I'll throw a med in there as well your bandage
You got everything. I just need nades. Yeah, I'll just bring nades in your pocket. I'm gonna actually put this killer armor on
Don't put the kill armor on take one of my plates out my take my back plate out and put it in the front of your armor
We'll both have a level five front level four back
You have a level six front and a level five back. I don't think this is I don't think that
It's my only choice
Oh my gosh that freak that killed you had
170 rounds of 7 in 40 oh my god
Where'd he get that I don't know I don't know but he had the best bullets ever and I will take I will take every day
Bro what happened to my other 60 fuck I dropped it somehow
No, I didn't oh wait. No, I just didn't bring it in
Duh gee Terry, what are you talking about?
What?
Nothing I had to blame someone it's never my fault. Um, there's that I
Got this your alpha team leader today. Amen
Everyday, and it's working
Don't you worry man, you take out that you're doing peptides. Haven't you take out the players
Yeah, you've been doing peptides for sure I can tell a little pep tizzies. I
Knew there was something different about you
Oh, you need loose ammo or did you not bring any loose? I don't even need any breath. That's a that's a troway ever in a troway
No, it's a troway. Well, what you do is you bust it once and then you throw it away
You following lucky I don't ban you from the discord for saying some stupid shit like that.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Okay.
All right.
This is a discord call.
Shut the fuck up, Trey.
All right.
My fault.
Shut the fuck up.
Locking.
Okay.
My fault.
My fault.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Thank God I'm not gimmick.
I'd be allergic.
Thank God I'm not gimmick. I'd be allergic to these peas
He's allergic to peas
He's allergic to peas yes, he is he's got a bad man who's allergic to water
Peanut who's allergic to ivy profan and morphine
gimmick who's allergic to peas
And me who's allergic to water
And what's my other allergy?
Adrenaline.
A diet, all right?
I think, right?
I'll take my allergies.
I mean, why not terrible?
I'm allergic to 2A2BTG which is kind of annoying because I'm like the only person that uses
that?
Yeah, it's probably allergic to a specific kind of water.
Limits allergic to literally the water you buy from the therapist.
Yeah, you're allergic to the streamer, right?
YXMCU, the Chinese streamer.
Exactly.
Yeah, I'm allergic to Chinese water.
Yeah.
I'm gonna be honest the fact that lemon is allergic to water just I mean brother if there was
one person that I'm happy for their pain it's him you know just just bro he's a family man
Come on listen. You want to watch one of the funniest drugs. I think I already told chat we just uploaded it
Plugging myself here, but trust me. You won't regret it. It's on me with the
We just uploaded you gotta watch it tonight. You promise I'll watch it. What's in there when I'm eating it is
So funny. Oh, I'll watch it during my dinner. So your youtuber what yeah
Yeah, she bring you that shit. No, no, I don't think she listened
Damn bro
I go to hold it up and he goes like this and I'm like,
what the fuck, why?
What do you have to tell?
Are you all wanting on me?
Fuck it!
Alright, I got, get out of here woman!
I'm gonna take my pills!
holy shit took my blood pressure it's all I needed and my head of my own they
cancel each other out I eat the banana after a big Mac
get the hell out of here love you oh sorry I was talking to my wife my wife
shit I forgot Johnny sins in my but oh my god there's
Oh, they're staggered.
They're swinging.
Oh!
Go the dog tag, Johnny sins, you freaks.
Why is Johnny sins in your butt?
Dude, it's this thing.
It's a dog tag called Johnny Shins.
Johnny's shins are in your butt?
Don't sin, sin.
I got speech impediment.
Sins.
Johnny sins in my eyes Johnny sins in your butt, dude in my gamma
Level five place level five place in this armor you should take it. I have a bunch
Careful or something. I got it. This might be a player. That's be
I think he bucked some poms.
I'll be honest bro, I don't know enough about Johnny since you're butt, well you can take
that armor itself.
Or come here and put those plates in this armor rig and use it to stack.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm right now, so it's not...
We should nest, girl.
Uh, what's that?
like we should put here um we're going to drop your bag because your bag's heavy as fuck now
yeah let's drop it
underneath this staircase yeah
i'm popping on this one right here where's the button right here
he's coming
i jimmed
i'm laying down
I'm just gonna take the lights off, hold this, and then I'm gonna flank from like the middle
downstairs, okay?
Alright.
Do you hear him?
Nope, he stopped moving.
team six
they'll keep you in your left reading it out there
they are just run around
on your resume don't you think
they just took off
the closer
hold that meeting it
you could have picked it up
That was a beautiful nade by the way.
Bro, he was that scared, Hutch.
He was terrified.
He felt your aura train.
He felt your aura or your hot body.
They said it's Terrence and Hutch lung for your life.
You killed Elden Wedge.
I mean, bro, look, you don't even have a grip on it.
on it all right it's got a big a bag for me I'm gonna also nest my bag next to
yours well do it bro do it do it all right I'm gonna nest this bag now let's
Let's go in this gun too.
Now do you want to go loot?
Yeah, let's go loot.
I need to grab a secondary bag.
You said the two-day assault is the heavy one?
No, the other one.
I don't know the name of it
It's also a good one these also give all the other ones better first
Yeah, that's better for stacking, but it's like seven kgs empty. It's all where you got right now
Blackroom the new one
Open in this bitch out
There's lions here, you need to go to the quest?
I do need a lion, yeah.
There's two in here.
Okay, I'm just searching inside a red even though I don't have the key for it.
Alright, red and violet are clear.
You want both of these lions or the one?
I'll just yeah split it once fine. I'm done that glass
Nothing on cap
Coming in
Here
Lion roller
Cross yes, I need both actually for the quest
Got a user folder. Oh
I'm going to put that back in your nest though, that thing's heavy as fuck.
Oh I don't need these anymore, I'll ID you, okay take one, I'm good, I already got mine.
You open yellow?
Yeller?
Parking's open too.
I think there's still another player here.
Yeah probably.
I heard extra footsteps out there, I thought so.
Mer 15, isn't the Mer what sells super well in the auction house for the quest?
Usually yeah.
I think in every wipe literally ever, that's going in the butt.
Jack, any confirmation on that?
Red Violet.
I don't think there's a rumor that wedge can spawn when you cut the power, but I don't think that's true.
I think randomly DD just has 9 out of 5.
I don't think I've done this a hundred fucking times I've never seen a wedge.
100 and 10,000 on the market is this mirror not terrible incredible at St. John's
Open up red for me. I'll do this
Or by there you are red. I'll move by that
I don't care. I'll move by that
How much are keys going for I could buy some
I don't know, I should be having fun.
If I'd say the reality of me playing this without you, who am I going to bring here behind the
fucking lemon?
Me and the lemon on labs?
I might as well just take your crack head on labs.
I died doing crack head on labs a few moments ago.
Yeah, you fucking did.
Yes you did.
Don't be mistaken, that happened.
Nice.
Do you want this?
What? What?
What? What? What? What? What?
Oh yes, the players.
I'm gonna drop these lines off downstairs and we can go loot the other shit.
Yeah, I'm with that.
Watch out for snipers.
I
Got a fucking plane
Listen bro, just know if I die my bag juice Maguse, okay
My bag
Maguse
It's probably safer if we run through the basement to go to, uh...
When you find it, I'll always look for it.
Never mind.
At least people are creatures.
How's there still someone in here?
Mmm...
Make sure he doesn't come this way.
Okay, I'll do it.
Oh?
Just fighting BD in the basement.
Wanna go?
Yeah.
Yeah, is the cat not really worth the three slots it takes up?
Um, it's the bucket first.
It's the O.
That's the one that I went so you can really get right?
That's the one you thought originally.
you up and then through server and then down
I see him in the stairs here
in the stairs
I saw his light
I'm going through green
he could be up there
up there. I'm in the stairs.
actually fuck this guy bro you have a bag on you at all yeah you can live yeah
I mean bro fuck this guy is a freak
he's just gonna lure us to a right-hand peak where he's gonna fucking
call us gonna sit there yeah and you you lose also you lose I'm just gonna
listen yeah okay not worth this both going in there and him running upstairs
I'm not moving bro okay you can't tell if that was you in green or him I'm not moving
run again yeah it's you it's you sprinting right
not anymore you're not moving bro okay no he's close he's close he's in
offices he's at offices really are you good oh yeah it wasn't me two rats just
killed each other
I
See him
He said
Dude goblin bro me coming out
Let's get a better launcher
Or who did he kill it here?
I killed this guy.
This rat killed this rat.
Who killed that rat?
Holy rats!
Who the fuck is this guy?
Oh my- yeah this has to be it.
We had the duo one left.
Then there's three dead over here.
What's us a lot of dead people, uh-huh
Yeah, me was losing losing
a sack of a sack of so much
you're running yeah i agree
me Lord. Lord. All right. So what's your game plan right now?
I'm at res unit it's already looted um what we should do is can you come to like
res unit and we'll go down to the basement and run to the basement to our
bags yeah anything else is clear agreed yeah
I think it was but I mean this guy down here I'll shut up
No, I think you're right.
I was like, what was he fighting?
Probably that guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That guy, and then he chased that guy or was going to, into the stairs, then heard
I was going to take it over, ran back, they got and ran into each other again and the rest is history.
I'm a bit of a chonky, a bit of a chonky.
Yeah, we'll just leave through main elevator like that guy did.
He ran for his life and dipped.
He said, I'm fucking out of here.
listen I'm gonna tell you something Trey I mean this from the bottom of my heart
if I ever die and you do that to me and a fresh raid oh hell nah fuck yeah all
right why be pissed so you fuck me hey don't question like deliverance like
that no no that's right it'd be it'd be like you know passionate you know that's
fair and sensually passionate
okay
walking over
Oh my juice so now do I put everything in the two-day and then put everything in this
bag or no yeah I mean it's impossible you don't have to I mean I'm fucked I'm like
this is so very box I'm fucked I'm no a gupa too rich this way I can do up the
txtml drop this and then fucking cat
don't care about that just when they want spotters there there and then that's
I need a CPU going for anything?
I don't know.
Chat CPU?
I don't think so.
Internet on CPU.
Oh yeah, true. I can eat and I can drink.
I got a bunch of food in here.
Hehehehe
Good piece!
Damn, son of a bitch!
Move in, holy fuck!
You sound like you're running a thousand miles an hour!
Dude, I'm running five miles an hour.
You should have heard what I just heard.
It sounded like you running in real life
those short little legs of yours taking wind.
What the fuck?
That's the truth.
All right, that's good. Now, can I do all this or no?
All right, bro, I might not be able to. I can't.
How much room is this? Actually, yeah, I might be able to.
One second. Yeah, I definitely can.
Drop that air wing marine stream right on, bro.
Wait, what's the air wing remaining?
This?
Your rig?
This is not worth this.
Like this, like this.
Oh my God, you did it.
You dropped a loot, Lord?
You freak?
I think it's more money in the air wing, I know.
I'm taking both.
Give me a moment here.
Contact 5?
Good or no?
5?
I need 50k I think. How much is loot Lord?
Um 40k or something? I can do like this. Drop salua. Drop vitamins. Drop syringe.
Unpack the 30k. Oh bang there we go. I'm good I'm good I'm good. Bang.
And there's a one-year's, and bang, oh, on my way.
These are going way better than I thought they were going to.
Is that crazy to say?
Yeah, me too.
Dude, we're gaining.
We are gaining.
Yeah, I thought we were going to die every raid.
No, not even that.
This, I'm feeling kind of like Pete Parkham right now.
I know.
Like the raids on labs, yes, they're cheaters, but you know, you're after two fights, you're
good.
But Black Division is still scary, just like how Raiders were back in the day.
But, you know, there's rats, but there's also giga-jads,
and we're running into all of it, and it's fucking nice.
I'm going to be honest.
This is the best, like, Tarkov shit they put out in a couple of years.
Bro, I've been saying this.
I have been saying this shit before they even came out,
but with the last update, the last update was good.
It just didn't have enough, didn't have enough flavor to it.
So it didn't pull people back.
Like, you know, it didn't really pull me back.
I was referring to when they fixed the queue times
after 1.0 and shit.
Yeah, it was cool, but it wasn't enough.
Exactly, it wasn't enough to like get people like me
who have already said, all right, Tarkov, I'm done.
I can't do this bullshit updates anymore.
I'm just not gonna play it.
Yeah.
It took my boy bringing me back.
And then I was like, oh, it's fun,
but still not enough, right?
I don't want to join in the late wipe and but this has been the most fun. I had no white like
nine to fivers. I mean, and that's no offense to nine to fivers. There's plenty of them that are
better than me. They play PDE. We're talking about the ones who like a true like 400 500 hour guy
who just hasn't played much and doesn't feel like having to regear and reloot and all that
that shit. Oh yeah. But I think the rear like the true Tarkov guys, they I don't I don't
see how you play this update. Yes, it's hard. Yes, I'm getting head shoted. Yes, I'm getting
my my shit waxed on a daily basis. But it feels like regular fucking Tarkov feels so
good.
How are you getting your shit waxed? Is it like it just comes off when they wax you
I was just curious. Yeah, man, it's just I don't know. I haven't enjoyed Tarkov like this since me and some that were playing back whenever the game was good.
It's been a good time. It's been so much fun. And the best thing about the season was it's what like every like 120 something days. No, I thought it was sooner. No, it was like 120 days.
three months. Four months. How many 120 days? I think it's four months. I don't know. I think
it was 120 days. I can be wrong, but I'm pretty sure they're like on a schedule. Now will they
stick to the schedule? No. Yeah, probably not. No. Good point. Fuck. I don't know who. I've
been talking to Chad about it. I don't know who that new Nikita guy is. Amitri. Sergey.
sure gay bro somebody below that man I don't know if it's him yeah I would do
it I volunteer you know what I will suck his dick good or us because if it's him
because he's the only new guy that's been brought into the picture yeah if it
was him that guy is the best thing this this game has gotten ever that guy
I volunteer I will do it. It's okay hutch. Don't worry about it. I got it. That's I mean good. I'll do it
He deserves. No, it's all good. It's all good. I'll do it. You don't have to he deserves it. No, it's fine. I'll do it
See you saying Nikita's gonna add some aids to the wife
But the the truth of the matter is the aids isn't what may talk off terrible
Yes hardcore wipe was the dumbest fucking decision they ever made that maybe almost put the game entirely bro
It made so many people in the split because they took like everything we like that was just made it stupid
But that was all in my opinion
There's two things they need to stay away from the game's already hard. Don't make it harder
There's no sense in making it harder. It is the hardest game out there
No one can play this game who hasn't already played this game and be successful as hard as it needs to be
Number two do not ruin the game because you're trying to combat cheaters
That's it. That is that is all they have to do. Okay, you know what they secretly did that kind of like saved
The game from the cheaters. They just gave them icebreaker
Literally, literally. I think the RMT cheaters just farm icebreaker all day, brother
It's if people want to go around and sell bullshit and whatever
And you can't beat them with the anti-cheat
Fuck them if they want to ruin the market if they want to do this do that ban them when you can
whatever obviously I want them to combat it but don't make the general users
experience worse be a worst route because you don't want cheaters to ruin
the fucking market like they did once upon a time like dude that was the
dumbest shit as long as they don't do that and they just stay on whatever the
fuck they're smoking now bro I just want to play the game without just being
like worried everybody I fight is fucking hacking bro yeah but I'm gonna
be honest Ray and you know this as much as I do where is it better yeah what game
is winning no games are winning Valorant's bad now fortnite's even like
in our creators damn you're like died from that no greaters did I mean bro it
was to it still is I mean yeah legitimately was that from lack of content
or cheaters because you played it way more than I did I don't know I'd say
genuinely I mean it was for me man like the cheating problem it is what it is
You're gonna run into cheaters and sucks whatever and you're used to it from Tarkov. Yes
But I think what really did it in cheatering cheating wise for me was is the types of cheaters that were getting away with it like
They would cheat like screen-siping you. Yeah, they're cheating against me
They would change their steam accounts to my legal name like they did everybody
And then they would run at me and yell the n-word at the top of their lungs the entire time
time. Yeah, that's crazy work. Other aim walking me. Then I would send that footage
to our graders and I'd be like, Hey, guys, would you shit? This is what's going on. And
then they would be like, you have a clip of him killing you. That was the response I got
one time a cheater aim hacking me through the map while yelling at me and call me the
mware. No, bro, you have footage of him killing you. I'd have to be like an intern
or something saying that now. And even if so, they should have somebody like, yeah, yeah,
I got it. Let me just, it was not, it was, if I said, I'll be in it to you one second.
That's pretty fucking awful though. That seems obnoxious. Holy shit, that's crazy.
So obviously, you know, and I do agree where I will also say yes, the lack of updates definitely
definitely definitely like yeah me bro there was a bug on Stella Montice where
you could literally just be inside the map and kill people at will and it was
I've seen crazy clips yeah it was in the game for how long chat six months no
Uh,
this isn't even me talking shit.
This is me just telling,
just telling you what the game was like.
Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That's just, that's just the way it was.
Like that's it.
Damn.
And it had such a good run at first,
bro, that game.
Oh, it was dude.
If they would have just,
I'll never forget the first play test, bro.
I remember.
We played together, I think.
Yeah.
And then the second play test, we played for like an hour,
and you left.
You were mad at me because we died.
Makes sense.
Sounds like me.
Yeah, bro.
It's just, I don't know.
I don't know what they're doing.
I hope that they can cook, and maybe they can make decisions.
But I mean, hell, bro, they just
had a who can paint the coolest looking duck competition.
Did they?
Yeah.
That was the most recent tweet was a duck painting competition.
So did you try to enter?
No, no, didn't compete this time next time.
It's all my schedule.
All my schedule for sure.
All right.
I mean, I'm ready to get back in there if you are.
Yeah, just my P.K. some good.
Oh, I can't buy P.K. forming.
I'm a big money.
I don't know about you.
I am too. I'm up like 10 mil today.
Fuck yeah, what about golden star how much is that?
Also chat I feel like we're being pretty negative about it listen guys if there was a
very good update right that I just saw and I was like this is the greatest I would play it again
But I just knew this P90 is kind of good.
Me personally, one second.
Me personally, my opinion, I just don't see it happening.
And I would love.
I would absolutely love to be wrong.
I would love to be wrong.
God, it would feel so great, so great to be wrong.
And I hope that I am, I just don't think I will be.
I hope I am.
but i just i don't know i don't know man i don't know
um carnoi don't need i don't need any of these
i think i should be good i'm just gonna grab water and feed them good
forever out of water
It is you guys just hope everyone knows it is absolutely pouring outside my house now went from a beautiful day to a shitty day very fast
So if the string cuts out
It wasn't because I hate you
Although I do hate you a little bit
Dude vibing seekers a hundred something K
Okay.
For a barter or something?
Yeah, you can barter for an armor that is level four plates.
So I think you need two.
That sounds like a scam.
We're talking about big ory.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
All right.
This way.
We won't know. And we'll never know because they just didn't do anything.
That's, that's, we can all assume and conversate over what we think could have done something
but the reality of it is that the decision they made was not to do anything.
And now that's the sad part about it all.
Keep farming, bud.
You motherfucka, hello!
How you doing?
Fucking boys!
Alright, now my chat is all tearing each other apart over our graders. Let's do this.
I saw a light down the hallway.
Oh yeah, I saw that.
Is that through the ground, though?
I think so. It looked like it was through the ground.
I don't have the night vision, but...
Oh.
It might be different drops per day, which would be awesome.
No, it says that.
There's somebody kitchen.
Then you work.
I think they're down low. I can't tell.
There's Skybridge. It might be down low, bro.
Where we just came from.
I'm going to peek them from up top, okay?
You rat here.
You see them. I'm not picking me. I'm gonna pick these drop one dropped. I jumped that was me jumping
I don't know where they are you might have gone to the basement bro. They did
You're sure? Yeah
You're what the fuck?
That was like two or three people
Sorry to burp, okay, um
dude I don't know this guy went to like yellow I'm up top your stairs yeah yeah
I heard you I don't know where I want to go
We should go back down where we came up and come up under them.
I think they went down right here. Yeah, they did and then they went up to parking
I think or somebody else they parked in there. Just be careful here because they could be right here.
I didn't hear them around, Troy. Yeah. Here's somebody right here.
One there's more though.
another another another again bro I'm in the nade
I
So to be another I'm healing nice bro
This is the guys that we were running I think they came here to turn the lights back on they realize you can't yeah
That's the second time I jimmed my shits at 90 durability. What's happening? Yeah anything under 93 can jam it so
I got absolutely shit on.
Use the fat.
Nice work, boss.
Use way above, use way above, so I'm kind of locked the fuck in right now, boss.
I don't think these guys hit parking.
I don't think so either. I was going to play this every person.
Yeah.
Level 5 place in this armor, it's all you.
I got level 5 and 6 in this one.
Holy shit.
I might. No, I can't drop killer. It's too high a durability.
I'm going to create a little loot bag.
Yup.
Can you spot us last time? Yeah.
Yeah.
Another flashlight above us.
Oh really?
Yeah, it's a nice fucking air purifier.
Get one of your back.
you're back to that year
yeah maybe
by uh...
i think that info no not yet uh... yeah
i'll try to do an AK-12 for it
i'm taking the scope in the mag, i'm taking the scope in the mag
alright cool
take uh... take this
actually i'll do the same, let me take the scope in the mag
oh, there you go
there you go
nice square opponent
what'd that gun go on him?
i literally just want to use this instead of the HK because mine just keeps jamming
over and over again okay he has 5581 on him 65 bullets all you the stripping
sick as well
I've heard one step on metal
That's what I saw Oh, yeah, there's somebody above, yeah,
for sure
i was going to make
i was going to ask
scolars and i'll tell them i think they're fighting dvd from ldo
heavy
Yeah, just because I can drop my bag one over.
Good to hear.
Yeah, I see lights up over there.
Here, BD and Arkham.
I'm gonna throw an 8, I don't know if it's B to your players.
B to your...
Whoa, this is the last I can't see through.
I
Nice we got them
They were fighting somebody though
I'm gonna go up parking. Well, do you think you can get up yellow I'm seeing more
The world is like this.
Parking stairs are your ship.
Where are you at?
Helbow.
That's me.
I thought you keep dealing with my u-whip.
Careful, window maybe.
Give me room.
One of the stairs, it's VD.
two
on the bullets off
you don't speak that he's aggro you don't speak it
he's swinging it he's holding it yeah hold him
did I kill him? yeah
for sure?
Yep.
You on up?
Yeah, we can.
Can we get you up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He could be in black.
I'm clearing parking button, there.
Hop in a peek, yeah.
Got a migraine, give me two seconds.
I'm just chilling here.
I think he could be in black.
Yeah it makes sense.
There's bullet holes in here and shit.
Coming to you.
Coming to Nade back there?
Can you?
Yeah.
I'm afraid of boiler.
Also a little afraid of red.
I think he's in here, because there's so many bullet holes in show.
Red! I just saw him! Red by computer!
Are you dead?
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Red by computers! I literally just saw him! I shouldn't have stopped moving.
I
Read computers
Nice job, drag
Just sitting there like a fucking gargoyle that I didn't see him when I ran past and then I stopped and just like
You know how when you stop because you don't think anyone's there
Yeah, that's what I did. He was there
Fucking bitch, bro.
That fucking blows so bad.
Especially because I got bullshit. Yeah, he's got bullshit, too.
Of course! The first bullet, boy!
Dude, the P90 is kind of crazy. You gotta try this thing.
Yeah, it's disgusting.
I didn't think it was good.
Holy fuck.
I'm gonna speed looting them out of here. Oh you have so many like the vision
loot you got like six of them don't forget the one on the backside this is such a
big raid. Dude might the armor that I brought not the armor that I brought the
armor that I left in the bag as well level six plate level five back plate level
oh my god I forgot about the basement I think I just forgot about those guys
entirely there's there's so much just do you think i'm gonna stand up we're
gonna take a pass a pass leave your bike unmuted so check in here you i'll be
back okay
fuck
i feel like no ammo either
What?
I know Emma.
I had four bullets left I think bro.
I have fewer than five bullets left I need a gun I need a gun.
Where's Hutshade at?
Oh my god I need a gun so bad bro.
There he is.
Dude.
If I didn't have that impact made, oh my god.
Fuck. I gotta think how I'm gonna do this. I'll have to come back for a while.
But who is this, man?
Third party earn, he's got a stock AK-74M with PSMO.
Blooded this and shut it.
Goons bang bus.
Bro, I almost died, Hutch.
Like somebody's gotta show you the clip, genuinely.
Alright, I'm back.
Dude somebody's got to show you the clip. I almost died. It was crazy. Wait, you almost I had bullets. There was another guy
I had four bullets, bro
What I swear
Like somebody's got to find it it was like I should be dead
Oh my gosh.
He impacted him?
You impacted him?
Yeah, I got it.
I picked up the impact off the last guy I killed, and it was all I had.
And four bullets.
Oh, there's someone else.
Get out of there, bro.
Get out of there.
You looted me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're far.
I mean, listen, I don't mean to suck this man in 4K, but I've said it before and I stand by my statement.
When when Trey actually tries, I truly tries.
I think Trey in prime Trey form with his shoes on and his place is tight is the best Tarkov player in the game.
player in the game. And I'd understand that there is a very long list and a very large
list of players who you would put ahead of him and this, that and the other. But if there
was like an over-under and there was a tournament, solo tournament being played, I'd put my money
on the under and have Trey be the guy I put my money on. Obviously there's a lot
of great players in this game but Trey is one of those for sure it's not even
close
he's very good he's just he's just uh he's an animal man
Good tutorial, pastilles videos, they're old videos, we give some really really good
tutorial stuff, but there's a lot of them, just look on YouTube, you'll find something.
Y'all sitting over to find gift and kid, Earth, Craig, EZ, Yerp, thank you guys so
much for love.
your chief is very good about leaving your killer and bringing you another level five.
Yeah, just dude, honestly, bring me that rig in my other bag.
It's an armored rig, it's disgusting from that guy I killed.
Okay, cool.
Just leave my HK, it's, maybe rip it, yeah, I was about to say rip it, but dude, that
thing jammed.
That's like the fourth jam since we've been playing with it.
I'm just gonna leave the other BD.
I have too much shit to sort down here and get out.
What's just the truth, man?
They said, I'm not here to be the best.
I'm here to make y'all laugh and entertain.
I'll let other people be the best, you know?
I can only be the best at so many things.
I'm the best at being good looking.
have enough of tea like figure best beer for sure
oh my god i see why you want it
oh bro me and trey's one trey how many talk-off terms are we on together
arena a fair bit oh god look only three or four
No, I'm not the best pitcher that goes to I mean, there's a lot of competition. I'm going to be honest. You can pick Trevor May. He was better. You can pick what's his name? Who's the left hander for the race? He's not doing as good now.
We can't see nothing. I can't see nothing either. We're bugged right now. We can't see shit like snow
Yeah, that's who was streaming it once upon a time
Best mullet a man in the back a man. I mean look at this thing dudes luscious
It's left.
Well, a piss train, sure.
Oh, yeah, you hear that guy, right?
Yeah, it's BD.
Okay.
All right, I'm gonna mute.
Oh, it's actually been good.
We've been holding our own.
We've got a bunch of player kills.
We've made a lot of money.
Don't give me wrong.
doing a lot of the heavy lifting but we're on our own bro we're getting some kills here and there and
oh bro there's we can't do this because we're we're suspecting them I can leave actually in one second
there we go
I shaved my whole body before stream just in case you missed it fuck a fan Friday was
yesterday man.
Just missed it dude.
Just missed it.
Best duo?
When me and Trey first started doing it was probably-
Dang.
Holy shit we keep clutching up.
probably like six years ago you know funny story I'm gonna unmute for this
story I used to think Trey hated me
oh yeah I think I remember that I remember it I'm not a clip dude you
saw this okay this is the backstory to this right I was on a streak of getting
stream sniped by like a cheating discord for like four hours just dying over and
over again, and it was just awful. And then some dude comes into chat like no context.
This is also like a five, six hundred viewer guy. I was well, like I just didn't I had never
even I didn't know hutch brand new brand new in this area. So so I'm just like I'm dying
to cheaters over and over again. Some dude comes into chat, dude, watch this hutch clip.
Watch this hutch clip. Watch this hutch clip. It says like three times. I'm like,
I'm not watching the fucking hutch clip shut the fuck up
And then somebody clipped me saying that out of context and sent it to you
Like this guy hates me
I have I put the shit in the ABS for you, so I have an ABS for you with
Cool
What do I need I have this M4 you want this M4 I'll take the M4 so headphones did you grab nods and helmet?
Yes, yes beautiful
Backpack I have I have headphones I have I couldn't get your bag. I have all you know what I'll bring a data bag for you
So look let me put
This I've helmet
Headphones
I'll put heels in it for you. All right, you do just a simple be a full cake cuz I'm about to watch that clip of you fucking
Yeah, yeah, I got
That shot would have killed me.
I have no ammo.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, that guy is pissed.
He's gotta be so mad, right?
What makes him even better is that he was trying to rat you and then you did that to him, which
is just-
He was ratting crazy.
That's just the icing on the cake.
Like, killing a guy who's playing like a shithead in a shit way is just, I mean,
poetic justice.
Poetic justice.
Bro, I might be building us something a little bit crazy.
Are you down to run something a little bit crazy with me if I bring it for you?
Yeah.
That was whatever.
I'm building us some crazy shit right now.
I'll take it.
What in the fuck is this?
I got permit banned by one of your mods for calling out officer for trying to talk like peanut
I don't believe that's a permit ban offense in your mods words were so the good thing here is that you're not in control
And we are and this is a hutch tatership
Checks out completely don't be a douchebag and you won't get permit banned GGs GGs in the chat
GGs in the chat
I don't have to worry about bringing anything except nades.
End game.
Of course.
What and
Mods great job
I know, it didn't always crack me out.
Just needs your good?
I'm good, let's rock.
This is a brand new gun that I didn't know was in the game so.
I mean bro dude.
You buy vlogs and I'm in there.
Or brand new like attachments set.
I know how could it not rub off a rub off on you bro we're sitting there and Pina says
something says it nine times.
I need to do this sorry.
He makes sure that you know what he's saying and then you start saying it it's kind of
like a disease? Hey, it's motion. So what boy? Hey, you've given me money. I ain't going
to read it. I don't care. I don't really. I repeat direct GGs. Listen, man, you try to
be a jerk and you got sauce it is what it is basically what you did was you walked up to some random guy the bar
That doesn't even know you and you tried to punch him and you got knocked out. It is what it is dust off the slacks
Okay, I understand that you messed up and it is what it is. That's as far as we need to go with it
You messed up. He jays
Now all you got to do is donate another two dollars and say sorry boss. I'm an idiot and we'll abandon you
you
Thank you.
Oh my, we spawned at the thing, bro. This is good.
I'm just gonna let it off.
Bro, bro, bro, what the fuck is-
Dude, look at it. Look at it. Look at the urgot.
Oh my, it's a laser beam.
probably is Terry I can't fucking get him over this once we if we stop play it
I'm gonna eat that in four days but oh yeah I have it for you but the BD drop
every time they have an oomph they have like 30 something bullets or none I'm
sorry USB of AP yeah all right let's get people on you
two with that black one they added a this is the 11 and a half inch barrel they added
a 16 inch barrel for the ump though that seemed like a little bit too much though yeah we're
We're gonna be reaching out and touching them with the bullets.
Fuck, shoot them.
Yeah.
This is open.
Thought I heard something as well, careful.
Gonna go up and then go yellow.
Yep.
I'm thinking there may be something definitely near me he's like any yellow I don't know
I don't know where it could be under it could be up top just listening
Yeah, wax he thinks a bunch of five gifted, baby. Yeah, you're so glad
of
the
It's like res or dark office. Yeah
Are you want to come back to me come back to parking?
And we'll try to get into black room
On top
good? good.
my last talk I need.
I
Must be a found in raid cock, right? Yeah, you gotta find that cock in raid
Shit
Guns blurry because that was the new update right track. Yeah, they're trying to make the night vision like realistic
On p cam
the weird raid bro yeah everyone's just spawned on the other side of the map it looks like
middle base hunt here take red this time oh i got this one i'll take this one
What did you find in there?
I'll take this one, don't worry.
Okay, yeah, I'll go.
Yeah, this one locked there.
What did you find?
I had a feeling that's why I said that.
Double Bitcoin drop?
Oh my God.
I've never seen that.
I mean, they were on top of each other.
Just two Bitcoin, there you go, boss.
Enjoy.
Thank you so much, Terry.
Thank you so much. Oh, well I got a green card from black room, so
You got a green glad you didn't see that it was sitting on the table. I'm so glad you didn't say
You know a group of like me need a green key card the fuck you do
I
Much as green going for
I don't like a mill something probably
1.3. I think I bought it for you go
To Bitcoin drop right there
I'm here in funny kitchen. I mean bro. These guys have been I'm down to die
I mean, I've already made my money you've made your money. I see one pushing kitchen from freezer
He just set target down.
We can just walk behind us.
He's in there.
I'm on a left hand.
I'm going to slow walk around.
I
Honestly run up skybridge bro or you run up here and one of us in like I'll bait I'm saying yeah
He's at freeza looting the bd close the doors
Ready I'm gonna run up you to you so we both just put pressure on both sides
There's gas here I
Can't push it just wait
I can't push you got this way cross he just crossed he's in freezer I think
to be in freezer gonna be yeah we're in the corner close to me you've been a
meeting now
dude I'm still gas I can't push I just died I might have killed him with that
neighbor I heard him step I've literally behind the wall tray I wasn't
even close that should not have killed me man oh my god what a shot holy fuck
there might be another I look this is why I couldn't push I killed him this is
why I couldn't push yeah but I'm not kidding I was behind a wall and he was
was never on my screen I still died that's so dark off stop fucking me dammit
you get another bit man what'd you say double bit corns yeah I got it in my butt
It'd be worse.
No, Tarkov's just a piece of shit when it comes to desync, bro.
The worst game in the world when it comes to desync.
As good as it is right now, it is still ass.
When it comes to desync.
So fucking bad.
That's my fault for not I literally was like I bounced a grenade got him to ship their
feet went for like a middle Vogue 25 throw and just I mean no chance I'm just gonna look
these guys and leave well I'm gonna run pay for uptake it yeah
Bitcoin's are about 500k a pop.
Bitcoins are dictated by the IRL price of bitcoins.
So like when bitcoins are higher, like there's actual players that exist in this game that
will collect bitcoins and wait for the IRL price of bitcoins to elevate so then
They'll sell their bitcoins in the game
What's the highest bitcoins I've climbed to in price
Like in your life that one life mill right? Yeah, the one time the KS-23 came out
Yeah, they were crazy expensive that way
Yeah, I don't know.
Probably with the fucking tin can and the string, like everything else.
It's so soft that you can't, alright?
It says you can though, it's just weird.
It says speck.
I'm 28 years old, 27, so 0 for 1, and number 2, the momma don't care.
Oh my god.
Bro.
Wow
Wow
27 looking like that
You look 40
let me shave my beard man let me shave my beard that's is y'all say I look like
I'm 40 because I'm wise you say that cuz it's guppas wise wise for my age
like that oh by the one I'm so wise I'm so wise how many rounds you lose like
100 I just had it I just 60 I got it nice hang
My chats call me young wise and skinny right now pretty cool. Oh, that's good. Yeah, damn. Would you learn that?
Made fun of somebody didn't you that fried shit is what it was. I made fun of somebody
nice sometimes you know I can get them to have my back if I just make fun of
somebody and make everyone gang up on one person you know oh yeah you're
redirecting it that's smart
I need some sewage conduit.
Where's your beta bag, you know?
I didn't have sh- I mean, I guess I had something.
I can think that's like a sky sky bridge
Like a hundred fifty K I can bring it back. Yeah, I appreciate that
It's like all the way down the hallway on that corner I
Dropped it just in case desync was gonna kill me because my way it's still killed me and then it's still
I went from being such a whiny bitch yesterday to actually killing players today, it was
great.
Is that just the greatest feeling?
We kind of did the same thing today.
We've been playing really well.
The last two raids have been pretty ouch, but all in all we've been playing good
today.
That's the first desync, death.
We killed a cheetah earlier today too.
Just pretty sick.
I
Know dude, I couldn't imagine I
Couldn't imagine using cheats and getting killed like that's just so
Like how is that even possible? How are you so bad?
But you are cheating and still losing I mean
Bro just like at that point stop playing video games in general. I
I mean, we gotta have some type of respect for ourselves, if you're gonna cheat, at least, be unkillable.
How fast do you think you can get through it right now if you went outside?
Um, probably get her up to like 75 before I blew my shoulder out.
Maybe 80.
I'm going to bring you around the floor.
What the matter but yes chef sounds good to me sounds good to me
We're gaming I can't even lie
if the bullets were like more pen if they were like 40 something pens at 38 I think
it'd be better but yeah I had to face shot both those guys their helmets would
to save them.
Oof.
Greg Diddy Shaw.
Yep, Greg Diddy Shaw.
As a fucking monster, 3.6KD, holy shit.
He's having, he had a crazy HK.
I
Was he's crazy you just want this thing absolutely. I love the HK
What's right?
any hollow
XPS
I want the hollow I do I like the X I like it, but I feel like I just I don't know bro
I was whiffing. I was hard with it yesterday. I've been only using that really
And then I just, the hall, I'm just selling some bullshit right now, let me know whenever
you're ready.
Actually think that is ammo and I, how much is this going for, oh yeah, set up for, it's
going for 100k and I think it's only gonna climb higher.
Good back for sure.
This is good. Even whenever one of us is dying, the other
one's clutching up so we're not really losing anything.
Exactly.
Chords are going up in price, yeah, now 75k a pop.
Shit
I'll see pu fans see pu fans in your city of a nine nine five and that thing so beautiful
I'll try not to die again boss
I'll have lions are going to serve in the 250 5k a pop. Oh my god, you drop one last read
and then
i don't know if there was a way i was getting that out though
she's cats going for a hundred and twenty eight k
i haven't even seen that
yeah i'm not
i don't think i'm gonna get rid of mine
that's one of those words like i got it i don't have to worry about it
all right
uh... my brother just bring nades
I heard.
I was gonna do the E.
No.
No.
Yep.
Did that guy die?
Yeah, you got from storage words that way. Yes, sir. I think he did
Or no, no, the right. I did RIP
Dave Hester is that that's that guy. I don't know Dave is around. I think he'd be put like podcasting
I was alive is left good
He tries to like
He likes get so posts on Instagram now
They're doing storage wars again.
I just looked at his Instagram.
He said, tune in tonight for a new episode of storage wars.
Oh, wow. Unless it's staged.
Ah, dude, don't tell me that. I love storage.
I'm pretty sure it was.
Just.
Was it actually?
Yeah.
Oh, that makes that makes me sad that makes me sad. Everything's fucking staged, bro.
Finding out Bear Grylls was staged her. Well, that hurt me. Nope, there's one individual
that never staged anything and that was a survivor man. Oh, yeah, the real deal.
He posts the same type of videos, but on his YouTube channel, and I've watched every
single one.
Let's drown.
I love you.
Dude, you ever watch that show alone?
That shit rips.
Alone's good, too.
You gotta watch it.
Alone's good.
I love all those.
River Monsters is goaded.
Dude, I would come home from school.
I'd drink a goat.
I would.
No, it was actually in the mornings.
In the mornings, I would watch Steve Irwin, RIP, the Go.
And then in the afternoons,
if my dad was gonna let me watch Disney Channel,
I'd be watching National Geographic,
Leshroud or Lone Survivor,
or whatever, not Lone Survivor,
the other fucking fake one.
Or just documentaries.
I loved it, bro.
That's who's the Go, bro.
And just retired because there was no other
fucking fish to catch he called everything that's true yeah that's why
he saw me can episode he ran out of shit to catch he ran out of everybody ran
out of monsters yeah the craziest episode of all of them was whenever he
caught that's that fresh water stingray that was the size of a fucking
boat massive
I need to shut the lights off
I'm about to have someone walk up on me.
I'm dead.
Nice.
Is there more?
Is that you walking?
No no no.
Where is he?
Cabbage.
Okay I'm in the basement.
Cabbage okay, I'm in the basement
You know if he's left or right
He just ran back to its freezer
Like all the way yeah
I hear him
Another one behind me black
You can run down if you need
Oh, he's under safe room
Okay, I'm here
This kind of just jumped out stairs
paper
And safer this other guy jumped out of Skybridge
I didn't say anything so fucking locked in that's my off
Oh fuck, oh man.
No, I didn't say anything. I was fucking locked in, bro.
Gated my fucking pills.
I thought he like ran by you.
No.
I should have said something.
I should have said something.
That's me.
Fuck dude.
beautiful
wow
get somebody behind you flanker
what?
uuhhhh
u killed the guy with the AK
or no?
I like watching a bunch of crack kids fight over a crack rock.
Yeah, I'm so bad.
Watch the homeless people fight over a cheeseburger.
I know I should have said something, man.
Dude, I can't catch a break.
I can't catch a break.
I'm gonna push this guy, but I'm worried about the other...
I heard people are here now.
Damn it.
Need to change that
Hey, Russian just drop dead
of
That was awesome to watch and he's fire rated me bro that office so ass. That was awesome to watch. That was awesome to watch
Done. DJ first get lost
That's cool
It was about time dude
That was cool
11,000 hours, huh? I
Can't see his profile
My address of my game. It's like, you know bugs
Bro that fucking head shot through the wall.
I was talking about me, I killed you.
Look the only reason we got wiped is because I killed you bro.
Like we would have had that.
There it is.
And it was my fault.
I literally, I was sitting there and I had this guy, he threw a nade that I'm not
exaggerating was on my toes and I was so locked in that I just ran out of the
room because I was like in my head you had that angle.
I was the dude that killed me, too.
Yeah, you had that angle.
I knew where you were, and I was running to you.
But I forgot in the moment that I haven't calmed
that I'm running to you.
Yeah, yeah.
It all happened so fast.
And the dude that I killed that you were fighting Skybridge
was a gamer, bro.
He did the vault jump out the window
and pushed through like under cat.
Yeah, it was just.
He's just out of Skybridge, bro, to the gym.
That was a lot of crazy shit.
That's gamer shit.
That's game of shit.
There was a lot of crazy shit happening that raid.
Just unfortunate, unfortunate, unfortunate.
I can't speak.
Unfortunate, circumstances.
There we go.
That'll happen on the big jobs, boss.
And I'm lapping, and I'm lapping.
I'm gonna build another HK.
I'm liking it.
I'm liking it.
I'm liking it.
I
Have an HK right now it's a shorty 75
I think it is like 70 something like 71 or two
Better barrel I said to get a 14 and a half and it should be okay
Dude, how did I got wall bang a head tap me? I didn't even know that was wall bang a break easy
I didn't either did five damage. I was actually got me like I had to run away and regain my
consciousness
I just think for a minute
What is happening right now? Why is this?
Customy 77. Well, what is happening? Is the mini terrible?
Yeah, it is terrible. Hmm. I
Don't know what the best suppressor is they're like all damn near the same
I think it might be the Saker
Yeah, but the problem is I'm not high enough level to use the Saker
the Glock I
Think I'm just gonna go with the Q with the CQB
Yes, I'm I hate going loud loud. Yeah, it's good loud though. It is. Oh
What a joy
Everything I just did means absolutely nothing because the gun is too big. I'm gonna have to do it all
All I had to do was that should have just saved the build
You that should have a P90 there, bro, I kill him with the penis
100% you kill him with the jump in the cross and I just kept hitting him. I'm like, dude, is this guy gonna die?
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I don't like unless you got like if you got an
armpit shot, he would have died. Yeah, but you just did it. You you just like
You didn't get this you didn't get the RNG of an armpit
Which blows
There's no better feeling than when you unload a max you're like I got to get the shitty ammo out of it and
M8 558-1 pops out.
Yeah.
Alrighty, this will be the last run with good ammo from your boy.
We'll get some from the DD.
Yeah, I need, I need to survive. I've lost a lot of ammo.
Do you have the 5581 Barger yet from Peacekeeper?
I can't remember. I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Damn, Baus.
Actually, I think I might. Let me see.
Peacekeeper Barger, right? I do.
How do I get these BDs?
The BD drops them.
Yeah, I haven't got any yet.
Well, we got to go get some mouth. What kind of bag you got I got two days old
Give me one second 20 dollar care remember what power all right. How were you?
What power of power was I did you know what's been getting me a lot of kids this way?
25s bro. Oh
Remember maybe the big whale
cat
Vogue 25 what because people think they have more time than they do
Well, I just threw like people like so
You know people just hold like a right hand like on a corner and make you like peek them
Yeah, I just throw a vlog like right next to him and they just
Be honest, I thought that vlog that you did throw that banked off the door was gonna kill. I thought I killed him. Yeah
It was
It was entertaining. I've had a fight that lasted that long and a very long time. Yeah,
those are those ones that when you lose them, it's like it's always better you lose them
because I would have been so out of my like, I wouldn't have been able to focus on looting
bro, I just riled up.
Yeah, you're blood's dumping, you know, just fought for your
life. And check these plates. Make sure they're put a five in
the front, save that one for the four in the back.
Sure. Yeah.
I'm fat.
What was Jinji riding again the frostalion?
Holy fuck it just took me 30 seconds to open my eye out the frostalion
Well, let's reach out. What I have no light. Do I?
He was off that crack. I don't need it. We're good
Uh
Sorry, I have to do one more thing to this HK. He had this weird. What is that?
the ball infrared and visible aim lasers it's everything except a flashlight
so I'm saying it's not good yeah go this again like this flashlight labs are
starting to pick up man went from having two three to five six seven yeah
correct I was having bad luck man what's that bad luck
six seven snorkeling thank you so much for the five gifted baby it's the one
it's the one where he's picking back up
I'll have to drop that flashlight. Yeah, I see it.
I wasn't trying to use Cam anymore.
Because he's beating his shit while he's streaming.
I'll get banned if he shows.
Duh.
bop bop bop bop bop
The rain then outside, damn.
New song.
Listen, baby Ain't no violin low
Wild enough, baby Don't worry, baby
Baby that, ah enough, ain't no river wide enough.
You can always count on me, darling.
Some way, somehow.
To keep me from getting to you, baby.
I don't know, baby.
They're on the double.
I'm back.
Welcome back.
I'm listening to ain't no mountain high enough.
Holy shit
Yo, goodbye, bro
Yo, I'm David a proud baby. I appreciate you man. Hey for love
If you haven't already hit the follow button over on Twitch make sure to do so we are so
close to 700,000 followers which is fucking nuts.
Insane, insane, insane this week has been crazy bro.
I
Can't lie to you if we listen to that whole song YouTube, but is I mean YouTube will be brought down
It'll be shot out of the sky. Okay. We got a
Trey
Trey changing the song can't be touched Bobby had bangers. Let me know when you're ready. Okay. Hold up. Hold up
All right, I'm ready
I'm my trip boss man.
Yep.
can't be hot. They're trying to
Winwell, my amigos!
My friends can't be moved, can't be rocked, we hot, wind will, my good friends, my good
It bowels.
Delayed. This is the first I've seen of this.
They're trying to ice us.
They're trying to ice us. Don't let them ice us.
Don't let them ice us.
My good friends.
Wait, wait, I got good news.
said I have the card. I'm gonna sling it!
Oh, we got one. We got one. We got one. I'm swimming. Don't talk to me. I'm swimming.
I'm not going to lose a gunfight.
Come on.
Yup.
Yeah
Turn the lights off
Shred this light
I was just
Come right here come right here start creeping
We're gonna wrap right here bro. Keep keep coming. They're turning the lights off
They have bad news my mom. We're gonna sit right here. You can come. She's asking a lot of questions
Is the chief special he killed me like this the other day and I need to do this
I need to do it to someone else so I can just get over it
Yep see they're coming
They hear the other way
We'll give it like 15 more seconds and we'll go with loop black.
Yeah, I turned the lights off and I came over here and sheathed this fucking listening right
here and killed me.
That bastard.
At?
We're fighting BD at L.
Bastard.
Let's go loop black room so if we die we get paid.
Yes chef!
Yes chef!
Yes, chef!
No roastin'!
Damn potatoes!
Yes, chef!
You ever see the key in Peele where he's like,
This is disgusting!
Leave.
Wait.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
This is disgustingly good.
It's delightfully bad.
I hate it because it's so amazing.
I just keep switching back and forth.
Back and forth.
This is open.
He got so lucky.
Dude, his timing was impeccable.
I'm going to make you proud, Hutch.
Don't worry.
I hit the evidence that I'm taking care of it.
They're all going to pay.
Oh, God.
Oh god, I don't like the silence out of him
Good job, Tray, we're all rooting for you, buddy.
Thank you.
There's more.
I'm in hell.
I know, that was really sad, dude.
I cleared it and like he was, it was so, it was so lucky, bro.
you got really lucky man I want you to know that
get my kit boss I'll get it I have to watch you loot everything again I might
kill you yeah
Oh yeah, you got a fucking plot armor, yeah he has plot armor, it's over for us.
I'll be fast, I'll be so fast, I promise you I'll be so fast, I'll be so fast.
Bro, there is no way this guy swings Trey and kills me instead.
Yes!
The fourth rate I've died!
And I remember saying, and I quote, I'm having a good day today!
You have two options. I'm either running at these guys in the basement and killing them and then getting your shit and their shit and leaving, or I'm looting these BD and then getting your shit and leaving. What do you think?
Option two boss. I want to play the game. I haven't lived in four raids
I've been more by Chad starting to think that I'm fat
What was that? Is it all right fair enough? Thank you
GG Hutch, I hate you, no GG's, you don't get my GG, shoot, trade next time, idiot.
I'll be so fast, I'll still be so proud of my boss.
him not me don't stop saying GG's Eddie L Trujillo gracias senior to bring up
Moigrade to Guévo's Moigrade, R.C.S.
You just say my burrito is too tiny give me three next time
Hoop burrito!
Moe burrito!
Praise burritos!
Moe bueno!
Mas?
Okay, I was trying to pack you up, yeah?
Como!
Gracias.
Two L.S.Pigol's.
Moeboleno.
Two Grande Gordo.
Gringo.
Agito Frito.
Senior.
senior oh hello yeah these guys has a loud
there's no there's no wall thing there my
my wife stole it
oh
why?
no house here, no shit here
I'm sorry.
Know what it was? It was a bad song. That's what it was. I got the next song. I got the I got the next song I
Got the next song ready locked and loaded. I know what song
I know what song gets us out. I know what song gets us out
I know what we need to listen to to make them prepare for this next game. I know it I
I know it. I know what I need. I know what I need. I need you to take his name is literally
slammed reporting him for suspicion profile and offensive name. I'll kill the thing he's
cheating because I hope he gets banned you want me to suppress this for you sure
and you put aimbot in it as well uh yeah okay thank you so much I got all your
shit mouse you know what I know what I need yeah no what I need and saving this
are you gonna elaborate
oh you worry let's know about to be my best
I
This penis 90 is not bad man
All right, you got to bring it back if you I don't know if you're all you honestly don't even need to bring it back
I'm not bringing shit
Whenever you bring me that is what I'm gonna use. Let me know when you're ready. I have the song
I don't know what else to do.
I'm prepared.
I'm
waiting.
Almost almost ready.
I'm grabbing Sims.
I'm suppressing your gun.
I'm ready. Almost pressed it checking I have everything for you. You never shot a bullet
didn't get one out. I didn't get one. I didn't get one fucking bullet out. Not a single
one. Not a single one. I am ready to kill raw hips don't lie. Let me know when you're
Okay. Ready?
Three, two, one, go.
Yup.
That's what we needed.
This is what we needed.
Yup.
I'm warming up.
I'm warming up try I'm warming up lock it oh I'm locked but
She's talking to me! She's talking to me, Trey!
Oh, I hear her. She's calling out to us. She says, win this raid.
Is it what I needed? Is it what I needed?
She can see your body moving, Hutch.
She can see me?
She sees her body moving. Keep going.
She can't tell you no.
Speak Spanish.
got a hypnotize we got one we got a game lock in lock in lock in instant
change instant change gangsters paradise let me know when you're ready oh shit
okay okay okay okay um fuck fuck fuck hurry up all right all right yeah yeah
Yeah, three, two, one, go!
Yup, yup.
Oh, I feel it.
Oh, I'm ready.
You have no idea how ready I am.
Come on!
I gotta win one, I gotta win one, come on.
Yup, yup, yup, here.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
We're gonna get a bag off somebody we kill.
Come on, Lodge, stop dancing, stop dancing.
I'm not dancing, I'm not dancing.
There's a tsunami, there's a tsunami
headed off the east coast.
What?
Oh, it's Africa.
Oh my God.
I didn't know they had the energy.
We're gonna kill millions.
Okay.
Oh my audio my game's bugging out a second I
Don't see you wearing a helmet. Oh, I forgot to put it on
Let me check it
Someone's close
I'm talking to the SEAL team so they know, just in case they see us out here, in case
say one of us to bring them back something from your house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's people on metal and basement.
I think I saw a light through the ground. Maybe they were like weapon testing.
I just saw that same light.
I'm fucking you too. Oh, above us see that? Yeah.
I thought there was one boss. Get that. Parking, I just said parking. I'm going.
I'm with you.
Do you hear that?
Still the player.
There's another player on the stairs. The BV is in parking.
I'll swing.
I'm not.
We're going to go all the way up here, we're going to come up red stairs and we're going
hit him from the back no we're gonna go all the way up there we're gonna go
a bread stairs and then we're gonna shoot them in the back that is the
playtray that is what we're doing yeah okay I like that better
I heard people over here shooting
I
Mean red they killed the guy parking
We go to the guy parking still there now be careful. I think they're in black to grow. Oh my gosh
All right, ready hold this where I am. I'm gonna run back to skybridge to be there. Okay. Give me a second
Give me a second. I am currently blind
I hear someone moving
I'm good ready ready
I don't like this hold
All right come to me and hold where I am I'm only for you
All right hold that I'm gonna go flank to yellow bra
That's the type of shit I'm on. That's the type of shit we're on, Hutch. That's type shit.
Can't really see nothing. Wait, you will.
I'm up a cat. I'm a freezer. He ran. He's running across. He's running yellow. Yep.
He's keying yellow, bro
He's keying yellow he keyed it. I'm running up with an aid coming
I killed him okay. I'm in yellow you think there's people on red cell yes, baby
I think he might be in black.
Oh, there he goes.
Nice. Be careful of black room. Don't get shot through the window.
I'm running up to his parking button.
I'm opening this shit.
I'm just like this with your guy oh my god Shakira thank you Shakira thank you Shakira
Thank you, Shikiro. Thank you, Shikiro.
I don't know if you remember Ryan, you know Ryan the ninja?
Yes.
That's why I just killed in yellow at the Valk.
Not a lap and loaded.
Not a lap and.
One then big jobs, boss.
I killed pain in the box TTD.
That's the guy that killed me earlier, bro.
What's the crazy resolution?
That's him?
Yeah.
God, hey!
Hey!
Hey!
2-0!
That's the 2 for...
2-0!
Wait, I hear walking.
I think elbow.
Think elbow
Yeah under me, okay
Wait under you like I can peek from window in parking. No, no, I'm parking stairs. I hear walk me in parking ground
I run over to you
He's under me
In the middle I'm beating back. I'm running to black. I'm running to black. He's gonna chase me. I
Close the door peek from that peek from right. He's outside. I'm inside
I'm just trying to bait
Much happen
Just can't get to the phone right now, which would have a place which can't get to the phone right now
Please leave a message after the beep
Are you dead?
Some could say that, some would say I'm not alive.
Depends on what the TLS restriction is.
Be careful, this guy is a monster.
I
I
Fuck you buddy.
So what I'm hacking?
Everyone is.
Are you not?
I do, I want it so bad, I want it so bad, please.
Damn it! His tequila mask ain't so many shots!
Bro, I hit him in the head so many times.
Let me explain to you something, okay?
Yeah?
I am not allowed to hold ankles in this game.
Nikita coded something that says hutch thy not hold thy angle ever thy ever okay
okay so anytime you say hutch hold this my answer from this point forward will be
trained no yourself eat my butt and I you could just say no you should do
something else do anything other than holding thy angle I would rather you die
any questions but what I don't get is why can't you just say no why don't we do
this instead instead of no you're asking too much from me you're asking too much
from me yeah okay that's fair okay that's fair that's fair that's fair that's fair that's fair
I thought I thought I thought I thought
Trey I'm in a blender
I'm in a blender. Yeah. Yeah, that was that was rough. I'm in a blender
Would you like to swap and go to questing?
Yeah, we can do that. I feel like we have done really good on labs
We've done great
But we can switch it up. I'd be down. I actually just ran out of like good night vision unless I buy the expensive ones
My butthole is hurting
I feel like
My bussy has been ran through
Okay, first you're talking about you want to eat shit out of your ass now. You're talking about your bussy is ran through
I'm just being honest. I listen. I hate it just as much as you do. Okay, but that's the facts of the damn situation
We're in
I'm over here
Getting taken advantage of and I'm tired of it. Trey. I'm trying to go and shoot
people in game that you know, maybe
Maybe they aren't
7000 hours deep in this game and they felt the warm embrace of a woman in the last 10 years
Okay, that's what I want to ask. Are you thinking of?
Doing I
I don't know. I honestly just trying to get off and flaps for a little bit. That's all.
Alright, we'll look at your tasks and let me know what you want to do.
We are going to Shoreline. And we, I'm sure, I need to obtain, locate, obtain Health Resort
East Wing Computer Room. Got that key?
I have all the keys.
I need Sanitar Surgery Kit.
I have all the keys.
I need to eliminate scabs from 22 to 7, so we could do a nighttime raid.
And I need to go to smuggler bases.
Until scabs are just watched.
Do you have to get kills with any specific items?
No, no, already passed all that.
I have to do what's it called where I wear the untar ship, but I don't really want to do that, so I think I'm not going to do that.
That's such a terrible quest.
And I don't envy you at all for having to do that quest.
I think I'm gonna not do it. Yeah, I don't don't do that. Okay, so we're gonna go to shoreline. Yes. Yes
Oh, that's it, that's all you're gonna say. Okay, I was just looking at my tasks. Oh
You got to do a whole lot of bullshit, I'm sure
No, no, I mean I'm done with most of bullshit all the bullshit. I gotta do is what I already told you
Honestly, stop that guy, I just gotta go in, I gotta grab something and I grab another
something and then I gotta, that's it, grab a couple of somethings.
Okay, so I am going, do you ever read Rebel?
I do.
Nice, bring that shit, will ya?
Yes, absolutely, absolutely.
I feel like it's honestly better.
I died because now you don't have to watch you watch me and to be honest, that is so
true.
I tray.
I love you and I love watching you play, but it gets to a certain point watching Michael
Jordan as Dennis Rodman.
I want to make my own basket.
You know what I mean?
You gotta thank Dennis Robert at one point probably thought and I shoot the ball do I get to shoot the ball?
Well, that's why he went to North Korea all the times. He wanted to shoot them missiles
Not for bid not for bid
Not for bid
I know I mean gosh, you know I'm doing every once I'm having some fun. Can you not have some fun? I
Have no good ammo anymore, and I'm sad about it. They may 5-5 loading it in
You're the Dreymon green of Tarkov somebody's
You said
Please shit, I'll have it
Dude, I don't know what gun to use bro
I'm literally using one of the black divisions in K-16s
That's pretty good actually to be honest. All right, wait, I gotta set up my sick case with my shoreline keys
Okay
Which won't take too long
Let me grab a pedicord and I'm ready. Oh
Our couple parrots to sell oh
Nevermind you said vibe and shoes going for a lot 80k. Okay. Yep
How much yourself or regularly?
30 the vendor is vendor at 20 30 care. We got that fake shit, huh?
No. You already have first trade 24k, things Vibein has fake shoes in the background of
the stream.
Oh, where's the left, where's the left fucking shoe or the right shoe at?
Probably still in production, because it's fake.
I couldn't agree with you more.
Bro, I want to, I have to do test drive with this fucking AK12, but I hate the
Valde.
Valde!
Can't do it.
Can't just do it.
I say you send a strongly worded email to Nikita
About the Valdez?
Call him a couple slurs
Set the tone
Yep
And then complain about the Valdez, yep
Let me grab some peas as well
I mean do you like the Valdez? Who likes that shit?
Nobody
Nobody
Communists
That's it
I don't like it.
Oh, we're going nighttime right, aren't we?
Or no?
Oh, are we?
What time is it?
Let's get a daytime rate in us.
Yeah, true.
I'm trying to see what the outside's like.
I haven't seen the sun, bro.
I haven't seen the sun on my face in a while.
We've been in the caves fighting goblins.
Like I just got done doing the vampirism quest in Skyrim walk outside of the cave
Sun hits my face my wood elf face all four foot eleven. You know what that's like you're about that size and
Five foot nine which is average height by the way
If the grass tickles your balls when you're walking through a meadow you are not five foot nine
Okay, you're five foot three that's your best
And that's with those Paul
Shock like shoes on you know those ones that are really thick on the bottoms. Yeah
Did you ever have much is five nine sideways, I didn't say that by the way, I just read that I would never say that about you
You ever have the way up in those moon shoes back in the back of the day when you were growing up. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did I
I have them, Johns.
I have a pair of them.
All right, I am getting a bag and I'm already boss.
All right.
I'm boss.
I did break them, but they weren't up to the first jump.
I will not die. I will not die. I will not die. I will not die. I will not die. I will
not die. I will live. I will live. They will sing songs.
Hey, what you know about? I had Reebok pumps growing up.
Reebok pumps. Yeah. What you know about that? Probably
nothing. Nothing about them pumps. No. I had
To be honest, the majority of my life I wore new balance turf shoes because they know none
of the other shoes really fit my feet.
They're nothing big ass feet.
16 and a half.
Damn, 16 and a half is crazy, bro.
Yeah.
would you just wear whatever you could find though? My mom used to go to uh
the zoo
no no she did it do you see what it is no jackass no whatever that place is that
has the shoes and she gave me them and they were always just I end up just either having
a choice of basketball shoes or new balances, everything else didn't fit my feet.
You're wearing shacks.
Literally, bro, I'm not a dad, dude, I had no fucking choice.
The resort.
Who's there for the resort?
Actually, I need this, this up here for the shot and shit.
much more used big mac boxes on his feet
no that is a lie that guy there's nobody's talking about
that'd be way too small
I was always a size higher
than my age so if I was 10 I was wearing a size like 11-12
Holy shit.
No, I mean obviously it stopped at one point.
Are they still growing? No, no.
Which is pretty nice, but... How tall are your parents? Not tall.
My dad's like six foot on a good day five eleven on most days my mom's like five six
Holy shit
You know spider-man got bit by a spider did you get bit by like an ogre or something no
I think it was all you remember back in the day when they regulated the McDonald's chicken nuggets the hormones that they put in them
I think I ate so many McDonald's chicken nuggets that the
Ohhhh.
It kind of like the whole, but with chicken nugs.
Holy shit.
Alright, you take that one?
I don't have the key for the safe, but Luka 1-3 safe, and then LVDs, and then we'll go.
This feels like child's play after fucking labs all day.
I'm tough too.
These guys are about to get flashlight, pre-fire, swung.
I was an inch from my monitor
No, I was I can't play like that. I can't even like for a tournament play bro. Like I'm just sitting back
I'm at least I got it. I was thinking my neurons were firing and shit
I'll do me too. It didn't matter. I still got head shot it towards the back half, but made some money. It's good. Good session
you ready to go boss yeah I'm losing this last safe I didn't lose anything in there
should probably lose huh you know black division can spawn at resort you can
spawn anywhere bro I had to fight black division on ground zero it's ground zero
streets and shoreline oh really I had a quest to kill them while wearing their
armor on and your five ground zero five shoreline five streets inside you inspired me to loot
fuck this all right let's go
i'm ten hours in i'm tired of looting yep now's when you quest
Now is usually when I I've been questing all day typically and then now's the time I start
queuing labs naked with a like 338 sniper. I was going naked yesterday with the MK18,
just that fucking ass naked. Dude I love it. Bro whenever the wife first started me,
If he were playing this guy I brought my best shit every raid. What's this guy bringing a pistol? No armor no helmet no headphones
And then I've lost everything lost literally everything and he's like alright. I'm warmed up. I'm gonna bring in some stuff. I
Was
Now you got stuff boss, I got a couple things now a couple things
Nothing crazy, but a couple things
That Harry's next to me is licking his butthole.
Jesus.
You would do it if you could.
What?
Make sure you were clean.
No.
I'd rather be dirty.
John, what are you doing?
looting.
Just grabbing a bad bag, bro.
Alright, what do you need in west, anything?
No, I just need east computers.
Do you need, like, if the generators or nothing?
No, I did all that.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm key in the many ways, boss.
There you go, Ian.
actually no I'm not I am gonna key 301
yeah it's definitely worth seeing nothing
Why the mirrors yelling at me again?
Take 301 and I'll give it 203 under you.
Sounds good.
I'm sure Scav sounded like he aggroed in there.
You might start finding shit when I open these rooms.
That's where you've had crazy luck today with Lou.
Me?
Yeah, he's spitting bitcoins and leadx and stuff.
Kill'em lucky.
Kill'em lucky.
Gravics card, callin' it!
Bang.
Shit.
Thought you got one.
Shit.
The HDD drive that's sellin' well or the other one?
HD.
Do we know why?
I think it's either for hideout or a barter or crafting.
I don't know.
It's always one of those three.
Oh, they're in East.
Do you hear that?
I hear it, boss.
It's somebody's running under us, bro.
Oh, that's not you?
He's coming to you.
Yeah, yeah.
Where did he go outside?
I think he went outside.
drop down the hole and we'll run across.
They're around here.
Peepers are above us.
I don't know if your computer is okay.
No!
No!
Is it 3?
Wait, is it computer room for sure?
Yes.
Is it 328?
Maybe, actually, I think you might be right.
It might be the other one.
Wait, is that you in the middle of the hall?
Yeah. There's a guy down the hall.
I'm trapped here, fuck.
Are you? Oh, shit.
I'm on second story.
I'm right under you, right?
Well, you're under me. That's not you.
There's one on third. There's one on third.
Not me.
Okay, well, that's unfortunate.
You're running back and this boy's holding them.
them are you on middle stairs no okay you're not I'm gonna tell where the fuck
you tell where anybody was like you were actually each other I turned left I
turned right yeah you disappeared and I looked at a guy didn't shoot him cuz I
I thought it was you I didn't push that guy because I thought it was you and then by the time I finally pushed them
It didn't fucking matter and I'll be honest. That was the shoreline janitor. So it's like
You know, what do you just got to write that off though. Yeah, I hear you I do I don't stop so I was fucking
I just got the US ammo you asked I was in the middle of the hallway and I was in the middle of the hallway on
Second story, so I thought that you were looking at me
Yeah, I was looking at a completely different guy.
Funny enough, completely different guy.
Fuck.
All good.
Dude, that Valde is so ass, dude.
Yeah, bro, at this point, I'm dead inside.
I can't win a gunfight.
It doesn't matter if I'm aiming at them or if I'm aiming at the wall behind them.
My bullets will not kill.
Do you need a win of some sort?
I agree.
I couldn't agree more and how are we going to get you that win?
Brian you know
Yeah, start by praying
I'm bringing seven in 40. I'm never using you may five five ever again. That's a lie
I'm probably gonna use it later, but I'm not liking it
You know, people are telling us to do factory run or something much and I'm not going to
lie.
I'm scared of factory more than any map in the game.
I am more scared of factory than I am of labs.
What about your own shadow?
That is pretty terrifying too.
Shadow factory labs.
Fair enough.
I mean, dude, that was so dumb, I'm going to try my best to keep an eye on you.
I swear I was right behind you.
When did I lose you?
I went down the stairs and I think you kept going to 310.
I'm going to bring 306 in case you need that one instead.
go beans
all right we got good ammo now i don't think it matters we're on that
vortex of tarkov hates us and we don't get to win so
Was I not aiming at that dude's head with the hip fire or am I crazy?
It was crazy the guy that killed us I saw him too and didn't shoot it first. I thought it might have been you
Yeah, brother, we we literally just need to stay hip-to-hip in this game like we have to yeah, it's not labs anymore
These motherfuckers are nine deep running around and if we lose each other, we're just gonna hesitate
I'll grab water beer back. Yeah
Oh, I'm gonna grab a drink to chat need to need to refresh the mental
That's a good one.
All right.
Oh, no, are you after it, too?
and
I can never see.
when you aim your scope just like jitters ever so slightly constantly and it's so annoying
like you see a headache
what the hell is happening come back
All right. Can we live? This is now gonna be if I die my seventh rate of death in a row.
Let's do this.
It can't be your 7th, is it?
It's my 7th, yep.
Damn, that ain't good, bro.
Not good.
Not good.
Been a lot of spectating today.
Oh, look, you gotta go to colleges.
I'll just meet you over there.
What if Santa Tars are here, man?
That would be so scary.
Honestly, at this point, take my life.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh, no, what you must do
All right, I'm coming through side door
Are you in already I'm in this one I need to key that for you. I'm coming
I got a US ammo bro what the fuck
I got two right after bro I'm shooting them with M995 or SSAP I don't remember which one
and these just shooting me with a fucking basic AK and just hits me in the face
I mean bro every single...
Wait didn't you just say we had to stay together and then you left me?
Lock it!
I don't want to hear about it
It's good we're not playing music, we're gonna sink our cycles and shit
sink my cycle listen to everything nothing's working
Shakira work didn't it? Yeah I still died that raid
really? Yes I died in the Shakira raid
I got fucking killed from some bullshit again
I'm in handle I'm in handle
would you just open?
get ice another energy drink?
no no ice but I do have an energy
is that like killing them for drugs?
it's a sparkling ice, water
oh those are good, those are good
the ones they sell at Chipotle
I've been preaching them dude
preaching them for a while
I'm by the fence, I'm waiting for you
alright, let's go
it's a game called escape from Tarkov
get up in there boss
i'm gonna get up on in there
you know what did me in
that guy on labs
that you said hold the angle
said hold the angle and I was holding it and I died before I even saw that's the
guy that killed me I literally told me a cheater I saw the flashlight and by you
know I saw a flashlight initially but it was such a quick peak that I like I
didn't know if it went through the wall or if he actually peaked it and then
it was just like it was one of those where there is no winning because of
D-Sync silly you see you later but if I if I was the one peaking the guy
I would have pre-fired it and would have instantly killed me.
It's just like fuck, right?
That was a rough one.
And then I'd be like, dude, I hit him in the head so many times,
bro.
Harry, stop!
Stop, Harry!
Oh, Harry.
God damn it.
You always said, Harry!
We keep trying to attack the router.
He doesn't like it.
I don't mean understandable.
Routers are scary.
A 5G.
Oh, what a joy.
I got to eat, luckily I got food and water.
I saw someone in the middle, I don't know if that was a scav.
I don't know if it was a scav, Al.
I don't know what the hell that was.
That's to hit 301 main.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
I'll come to you for ya.
You need a parrot?
Negative.
You did that lion vase parrot quest?
I might need like a roller.
I don't know what I need, but I need one more thing or something.
I just sold parents so it can't be that.
I keep doing one.
I'm getting my diet.
I'm getting my diet.
Something just walked in.
That wasn't you.
We're at this part.
You got one?
Yeah.
I think a player just walked in to admin.
I don't like that yet.
I don't like that at all.
I was also scared of those scavs.
You shot it?
Yeah, three scavs.
Hey.
I'll take wires, thank you.
What you saying cut out an airdrop
I'm ready to go east.
Ready to go east, boss.
Oh, shit.
Who's in here?
Where is he?
I don't know, just hurt my head.
I've lost you again.
I'm good shot out of scabs in the ass.
There might be a scab on the door.
I'm right here waiting on you.
Let's go out.
Alright, did I clear that?
right your room could be right here
i'll thank you so much
it would be like here somewhere
yeah i got it
or this might be
tough book
sounds right
it's a tough book
yeah yeah
you have something to grab right here and uh...
this might not be a thing anymore
No, it's not there, mm-hmm.
I might not be a thing anymore at all.
Um, okay.
What the?
Oh, sorry.
Okay, what else do you have to do?
I have to go to the dock,
but I say we turn these two in
and then we'll go over there next.
Go Red Rebel.
Yeah, go Red Rebel,
catch these two and then do that after.
Yeah, you're taped here now.
No, hi, I got lucky and taped here was already open for me.
I'm going to check 222 and then tape the Amorea.
Yeah.
We can loop this.
And I'll keep the one down the hall for you too, all the way.
Yeah, sounds good.
I'll be here in scabs behind me.
Sure.
Yeah!
What the fuck?
That's you?
Yeah.
Wait, one of them just threw a nade at me.
What?
what the fuck I hate when they do that shit
what am I playing right now this game really does hate me
they're throwing grenades at me
what the hell
okay sacks
ooh you know what I do need you probably need to we can play after this
probably a little bit more lively than bitch ass shoreline what reserve we need
those kills with the reserves and it's been crazy busting so we go reserve
bro that's gonna be a lot more fun than shoreline sleep line
it's good for these in I'm still on third are you shooting yeah I'm not
it's a committee yeah I said we go to reserve reserve will be so much more
on this storyline here. What was the other room you opened?
Uh, 328.
327, 328.
Yeah, it's a certain vibe you have to be on to play Shoreline. Typically I like it,
But, I'm not, I'm trying to go and get into some shit.
After getting my butt whooped, the way I've been getting
it whooped, I'm trying to, I'm trying to kill people, man.
I ain't trying to sit here and look.
That's like a, I just started my day.
You got the warmth out of that?
Nope, all good.
Come on first floor.
Hey.
My toy is a stream ride up.
Let's get out of here then.
One minute, boss man DM me.
Oh, weird, following your wife boss man.
What is that?
What's up?
What the hell is that?
Alright, let me get it off.
What's happening?
Why do you need it?
Oh, sorry.
Is that your girlfriend?
Tell her you are busy with Hunch right now and that you-
Is that a distraction, Trey?
Let me talk to her.
Trey, put her on the phone.
on the phone
right
put on the phone
on the back of the phone
of the one who was on the phone
put her on the mic i need to talk to her
she's gone
you let her know that next time she interrupts our gaming sessions i'm gonna
have to talk to her
okay i'll let her know
Harry was running away from her because she was trying to clean his paws.
Harry was hiding behind my PC.
Yeah, we're done.
Poor Harry. Harry doesn't deserve that.
Harry wants to be dirty. Harry should be able to be dirty in peace.
Yeah.
Hey, Harry!
What are you using AK-12?
You know the Valde, it's awful.
The Valde is awful, dude.
I was talking about when you were AFK, for some reason when you aim with the Valde, your
scope like, yeah it was, your scope like shakes.
Oh dude it's terrible. Yeah. It shakes and then if you lean peak with it there's so much
shadowing it's like hell. I know. Bro. That is what I hate most about. When you get shot.
Damn. They reduced it on the TAC 30 but they didn't reduce it on the Valde. TAC 30 is
not bad these days. It's not bad at all. No it's not bad at all. But the Valde
and the specter still has inspectors a little better but the valdez just still ass and cheese bro
all right so tonight we are doing uh game night and tarkov after game night i'm not too sure what
exactly game night entails but that's the plan coming from the boss man so
that's what we're doing. I just want you to know that I'm listening to Roland
Mylind Bizkit right now. Do you listen to music while you're in raid? No.
Viven does that and I try and they explain to him. Viven needs ultra
turbo simulation at all times. Yeah I try and explain to Viven, I think the
last time we played that I can promise you there was a very small amount of
people who want to watch you play while you're jamming out to Tupac at the same
time it's one thing in between raids that makes sense yeah but like if you're
brand new to the game and you're like I'm gonna go watch this guy and you're
just trying to hear someone step in and all you hear is and I shot that guy and
I shot say it say all the lyrics word for word don't censor anything
It's a vibe and does yeah, I don't know how to get a vibe in the past.
He's just dude.
He is that guy is so good that it's like, I don't even know how to explain it like
he just he understands kind of like you you guys understand that when you're swinging
a peek. As long as you hear a footstep, it's a 50-50 flip, you know?
Yup.
That's a reserve, how would you other do? I'll tell you in a second, I'm still
clicking through every quest on every single person trying to figure out who the fuck
once this thing there you are okay now by 39 staff kills only need a couple more
so I'm just gonna rock that and I think I also do you need now by 39 scabs no
okay you use a DMR oh my god I'm questing for you that's crazy
Yep. So you came here for free? No, you're about to get put to work.
No, I'm saying that that works. Yeah.
We can both knock these quests out together,
which is nice because I've been playing with lemon and that's,
I mean, I might as well quest for five people.
So,
I just got Black Division Kylton, by the way, for the MAD craft.
Nice.
Alright, so I need the T-90 Commander Control Panel.
That is an RBST.
I thought I already turned that in, did I forget to turn it in?
No, I got betrayed.
You got killed while you were up in the floor.
I got eliminated scabs around the main barracks.
I got to kill Glouhar.
Yeah.
I need the medical records.
I need all the armories.
I need those.
I'll kill a couple more scabs. I don't think I have those keys, Bals. I got a food warehouse
And I got to eliminate any target with a 7-6-2-5-1 or DMR is unreserved
Okay, so let me build a DMR then. Beautiful
Wonderful. Okay, so
Beautiful. The thing, Bals. Oh
I got some bridge drops. Nice!
Nice, what'd you get? What'd you get? I saw you got yours too
No, I didn't oh, I thought you had that oh wait is this not twist drops the gear crate. Yeah
I think they gave you that if they think you're broke
You see pretty sure yeah, man, I got a fucking helmet
And I got I got an m16 I got the same m16 I lost they just gave it back to me
Hey, you forgot this boss
Damn
God, dude. Do I am I wash brown was there ever a time where I was good there used to be right?
We've done some good when you were doing good. I was hyping you up earlier, Brad. Don't be appreciate that
Do you hear that job? So you were doing good early everybody knows it. Well, yeah
Yeah
Would you call me one of the goats?
I feel like you would eat goat for sure you ever had it. I've had a couple. Yes. Yeah, exactly
second energy during caspangrat. All right. I don't have the keys for you is there was
once upon a time that we entered tournaments and I was right there with
everybody no you did good I still remember when we did that lab
tournament and we got fucking robbed we had the most kills the most headshots
oh there was the way they loaded up it was every single P they out looted us
and we came in second because they looted more of the game we won but
Genji's team outlooted us and we had like we had like something ridiculous it was like seven or eight
we had like kills we had no we had like almost double their kills
we had so many kills we had so many kills and we lost to Genji being the loot king
they looted crazy style bro they were sitting there looting sitting in the shadows wait
waiting for everybody else to fight then finishing squads and looting and they won
I'm still not over that some for giving her
All right, I have my gun balls ready do I need to do anything else man
Chat you need anything from trey before we go in there
I don't think so. I think chat's good. I think I'm good. We're ready. Okay. Well, that means we're good then. No. All right. Let me do a son.
A handy. I've also been a handy. Um, yeah. Yeah. All right. He got you.
You got to feel like you're getting a handy from a small raccoon, but, you know, he's
five foot four, but I got calluses and you think getting to work Wow and dig in holes.
I
Think I could take
If if my life depended on it okay, and the right weather conditions, I think I could
potentially
beat up a
small
Not full-sized not an adult but a smaller gorilla
Right-weather conditions do that thing would be you ever see the
Damn Eric Andre movie, bro. That thing would be fucking you like it was fucking him bro. Did you see I?
forgot what it was
So some gorilla in a zoo somewhere and somebody was fucking with it
And it just lifted his hands up and hit the glass and it just cracked.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Everybody started running.
Take it off.
No, I think a gorilla would fuck anybody up.
You know what's the scariest thing in my opinion out there that like we can run into?
Grizzly bears.
Well, I
Wear a deep dive. Yeah, they podcast about grizzly bears
Yeah, those motherfuckers are terrifying. Oh, yeah
Like absolutely the whole gorilla versus grizzly thing is just dumb. Oh, yeah, that's
Oh my god, you think a gorilla would win don't you?
Oh my god, you do.
One point in time, I thought a gorilla could beat him.
And then you researched it and you were like, oh, okay, yeah.
And I got a little bit of that Tism and Nick me.
And I, dude, I learned how wrong I was.
I could have, hey, a hutch can make wrong this time.
A hutch can always admit wrongness.
That grizzly would go crazy, bro.
We gotta get the med shit faster than these.
I don't know really if there's anything that could beat a grizzly.
Honestly.
What about like a hippo under the right conditions?
No, I'm not talking about like anywhere, everything, I'm like-
Oh, you mean like that could run into it.
Yeah.
But if there's-
Again, the Gridsley are running into polar bears.
What's a Gridsley afraid of other than a 12-gauge shotgun?
Um, that chick that was fucking yelling at that one with her dog?
Of course you have to do it.
You know a fucked up video I saw?
Yeah.
There's these two old people and they have this Yorkie, okay?
Oh no, the bear took it?
No.
I have to wait till my wife's out of the room.
She won't like this.
Nothing.
Just story.
We're doing story time.
a dog in an alligator yeah I did you know what I hear I try to tell you told you the
stove was hot you still wanted to touch it oh I'll need nothing thank you I love y'all
wait do you have to come down here um no I need to go
Or I need
RBS to yeah, anyways these two old people had this Yorkie, right?
And there's this brothers like this 12-foot alligator
No, I'm out of the water and they would record this Yorkie going and pumpkin this gator out
No one down if he said he's not
I
With the record the Yorkie doing what pumpkin this Gator out I want you to know I shot the complete wrong window
No, I think you killed him
No, I'm shooting the wrong window boss
Anyways, this Yorkie would run up to this Gator and punk it out and just like run up to it and start barking it
Parking at it holy shit the Gator would run into the water and I remember watching that video and thinking to myself
One day that Gator ain't gonna run away, you know, yeah one day. Yeah, and sure enough another
I'm going back upstairs
And they're laughing about it and sure enough another video services that Yorkie running up that gator and it did not go
Well
Great
Alive I'm alive. I'm looting. Oh, you shooting
Wait, didn't y'all say salt was worth something?
Salt is good.
I'm coming.
Somebody was shooting our direction from somewhere, I don't know where.
There could be more people in the, like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's
where they were shooting from.
They were either shooting from like RBSC and I think somebody's in the night building across.
You're still up top.
I'm on the roof.
I swear.
Nothing has changed for me, I still have a hollow.
Wait, wait, this scab is walking towards RBSC, I want to see if it gets killed.
They're definitely in there.
Alright how about we...
This sucks from every angle boss.
Alright how about we run to the next night building, okay?
Yeah.
We go together.
Oh, see they are in RBST now.
outside your shot of me I'm out front I didn't go in with you one's running
there's no bag right? Yeah I don't see him
he's in no bag or behind it rbs t is up and i've not seen anyone in here
he's out back no bag he's running behind red oh my
Are you done?
God hates me.
You would eat the apple too.
That's the thing about you.
God hates me.
I don't.
It's because he knows you'd eat the apple again knowing what you know now.
I truly have no words for that death.
I just don't- I don't get to play Dark Off.
I don't get to play the game.
One was behind the red, uh, the red little box back there.
See that guy would have head shot at me like I wish I could play the game like you it'd
be so much more fun.
One's behind the red crate in the back.
Is there more than one?
I think so.
One's back there.
Yeah.
Behind that red crate.
Last scene.
are you serious?
I think we get a mouse.
I got my twitch chat that a tree just fell on my house.
I don't think you should be in the chat right now.
Why are you typing in the twitch chat?
I'm no tree specialist, but...
Dial the police.
I don't think that's a good idea.
Dial 911, brother.
This is not you, where are you at?
I'm right there.
Is this you?
Yeah.
How the f- did you made you like perfectly?
Just wait until you see the clip.
I mean, when you see the clip, Trey, you're gonna agree that it's just not my day.
Like, it just isn't my day.
It just isn't my day.
you a better gun boss I think I might so I can grab your arm or else yeah did you
throw any nades in this direction no okay I'm gonna bring you a better gun
I mean, yeah, Chad is right, any better guns not gonna change anything for me.
Yeah, but I don't feel like Barry and your shit out of the rain.
That's good.
I
This kill won't Cal for your class
Be more careful. I want to see this dude's house. Are you serious?
That's what you're gonna say to me after the death that I just had is
Yeah, that's all right with the skill pass room
Careful, are you serious?
Are you fucking serious?
What do you want me to sit there and jack my shit the entire rate and not move?
I mean brother, how can I be more careful? I didn't even peek the fucking guy. I had a grenade
thrown by
Magneto
Alright, go ahead and open up the stream, let me know when you're ready.
Alright, I'm ready.
He's out.
No bag.
He's running behind Red.
Oh my!
He's done.
Just in case you missed it, let me go ahead and mute the audio and slow it down so we
can watch it from a fundamental standpoint.
Here it comes.
it off the bag straight into my face again one more time just in case you missed it just
in case just in case you missed it watch this shit watch this shit watch this shit grenade
thrown from here it is in flight it's gonna hit the tip of this fucking bag
and it's gonna what did I do to deserve this what did I do Tray what did I do
to deserve this bro it was that is fucking crazy kicking fucking puppies in
my sleep or something that I don't know about to deserve this pain?
Why? It's because you were, it's because you saw that Yorkie video and I know you smirked a little
bit. Bro, why? Why? Why is this happening to me? Why is this happening to me? Why? What did I do?
The ghost of that Yorkie. Bro, bro, bro. All right, you know what, Trey? I think I'm gonna
call it there. Well, I think I've had enough. There is no.
It was a long day. There's nothing. Look, when you when you get back into it, I have this,
you know what I'm going to go as far as I'm going to lock your armor and helmet for you.
And I'll build you a Val. Wonderful. Wonderful. When you're ready to get back to it.
But hey, I am down to play tomorrow if you'd like.
Yeah, I'll be on them. All right, wonderful. Gigi is my friend.
We will start on the reserve later later, dude
Guys, you know, it's kind of like gambling, you know what I mean?
it's like
When the cards are falling
This type of way
Like when the dealer is just pulling 21 after 21 after 21
after 21, after 21, and then the dealer pulls out a grenade, you know?
Yes, I'll know what I'm talking about.
At a certain point it's just on my day, on my day, it was a good morning, we had a good
morning, we had a good evening, but I'm going to be honest, if I play anymore, I may
uninstall.
So I'm going to chalk it up today.
Chalk it up today.
It is what it is.
Mods, whoever just said copium, ban them for 24 hours.
I don't want to see their names tomorrow, okay?
And it is what it is.
Ain't nothing to be mad about.
We made some money.
We did okay.
Yes, we died literally eight raids in a row to end the day.
And I do want to cry.
But all in all, Nikita is still fat.
And I hate him.
And I hate him.
That's what it is.
Honestly, boys, I gotta head out of here.
I'm going to go and chill, go take a shower,
get ready for the nighttime, chillin' with the boys.
I appreciate you guys, man.
Awesome stream today.
Thank you guys so much everybody for hangin' and chillin' today, dudes.
It was a lot of fun, man.
I enjoyed myself.
I hope you guys enjoyed the stream.
I hope you guys all had a good time.
But I am out of here dudes. I cannot deal with this and no more
It was a good day though. I had fun. I hope all of you guys have a wonderful rest of your night, dudes
I'll see you guys tonight on peanut stream
Everybody else. I will see you guys tomorrow. We'll be starting early again tomorrow probably around the same time 7 to 8 a.m
And we go. Hey guys so much for chilling dudes. Thank you all so much for hanging out. I love you
I'll see you guys tomorrow. Have a wonderful rest of your night. I'll send you guys over to train