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[!DROPS] SUPER SUNDAY | S1E14 CHAMPION POV -THE GUTT TO YOUR NUT!.... Wait a minute....
08-16-2026 · 5h 51m
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What are we gonna do?
Arm that fake smile gleaming
Yeah, I'm the lie that you choose to believe in
Guess the truth kinda lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a loving lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
I'm picking it up when I'm better
This is going to have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to first suck on some dick.
He need a hero.
We need a hero.
That's because he has no bitches and no job.
He kills whatever we can because again he has no bitches and no job.
We need a hero.
I need a hero.
I'm holding on for a hero from the end of the night.
He's got to be strong.
He's got to be fast and he's got to be fast from the party.
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I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty-duke, what should I do?
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, hello everybody, black shirt, black
shirt, you gotta throw a wrench in it, you gotta keep everybody on their toes, you can
dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball, did you know that, did you know that, good
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Wow. What a beautiful day, huh? What a beautiful, what a beautiful day.
One in the chat, if you were surprised yet again by the nut and the gut. One in the chat, if you thought there was no way
That the Lord coming back was a greater possibility than us winning against those people in the tournament.
I'ma be honest.
Heathenism.
Heathenism!
One day you guys will believe you will.
I don't know when that day is.
I don't know when that day is.
But with me and P, we turn off the entertainer and we go more towards locked in.
We different, we are different people.
I'm telling you, it was a little help from my friend, starts with an A and with a roll.
Anything's possible.
Anything's possible!
What a day.
What a day.
What a day. What a day. What a day. What a day. It was rigged. Foss. Foss. How? How was it rigged? How was it rigged?
How was it rigged?
PEDs, hold on a minute.
Hold on a minute.
Are people protesting for a drug test on me?
Is that...
What?
What?
Hold on a minute.
Who's pushing for it?
Who's pushing for it don't think
The wheel was raised
How the fuck could the wheel been rigged?
Y'all club, thank you for the seven months, baby. I appreciate you man. Thank you so much for the love dude
Wait, thank you for the problem
Kinetics even 26 months still tibets scope jock stream moonlight waffles snitch and some
Thank y'all so much for love. Thank you for the subs early this morning
Man, I was a lot of fun yesterday dudes. That was a lot of fun. That was a good time. I
Was a damn good time. We almost went undefeated
Little did we know out of everybody in that tournament?
Genji would have been our so a few days ago our true adversary
The Queen herself would have been
What stopped us just a little bit though just a little bit just a little bit
You see but it ain't fair Genji, you know, she knows it's better than anybody else
He knows how we play she knew the kryptonite the Superman and Batman was to turn ourselves against each other
You know
You know
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clipcubes open post your clips John's even it's a gifted overall twitching big
fast thing for the five gifted over on a tube man much love W's in a chat thank
you guys
Ah
Listen bro Nick
With you know his old age is becoming less about the game and more about just hanging out with his friends
You know he about 105
You know what I'm saying?
He just, uh, Goopa just wants to hang out with his family.
He wants to hang out in here a little bit.
Landmark was very impressed with you yesterday.
Oh my God!
Were you the most?
You mean it?
Ah, man. Alright, let's watch some clips.
Can I have a movement?
Yeah!
Join the Olympics!
Don't say it!
Don't say it!
Life would be dream
Life would be dream
Do, do, do
Simple
Life would be dream
If I could take you up and down
Mate, what are you doing?
This is my turf!
No it isn't!
Yeah, this is my area.
People on the safari coming in to see me, mate!
Fuck off!
No!
Don't bite!
Get out of here!
No!
Take that!
It killed it!
He stood on it!
Dick!
Head!
Huh?
Excuse me!
Now what's he going to do?
Oh, scary, a big fart trumpet sound!
It's just funny everything about you is funny the most unserious and now what are you
doing?
No big ass elephants.
Oh my god he's so serious.
He's so scary.
And you're lying.
Come out please.
He's scary.
Yeah you're not you're just a cop.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You've gone a bit quiet.
I'm over here.
Where are you?
Here.
How'd you go?
I can't see you anyway.
I'm over here.
Seriously.
Where are you?
I'm right here.
I was like Arnie in Predator.
Get back up!
Ah!
Waste of time.
Don't prance away!
Get back here, Dumbo!
You're not scared, are you?
No, of course I'm not.
Yes, you are!
Hey!
Wow!
Yuck!
No!
No!
No!
No!
He had to go!
No!
Oh, not that perk! Not that perk! No!
Yeah, yo, why are you gonna do my board like that?
Hodges Ozympic's shot would be a great addition to Stockholm.
Don't say retweet. Who said retweet?
Shut the fuck up over there!
No, it would not!
If I ever got an item and Nikita stopped hating me,
I'd maybe have a redneck taco,
or some type of food.
It's not because I'm fat, it's because I care about the people.
Yo, why you gotta do a boy like that?
That's crazy!
Yo!
Don't say of course.
Wait, is he using the Senpigawad?
I'm looking a little petite ain't I nope all natural, baby all natural
It's those six for laser chicken. I've been eaten
Lunch
Wait, you actually do use that shit or what?
I'm looking petite
Yeah, I know I
I know large gust of wind I got to be careful he doesn't but
maybe you should you son of a bitch you son of a bitch you can't end the clip
like that are you kidding me other fucker next clip damn it
Check out this new transition I got check out this new transition that I got
All right boys, I gotta hop in the jack boys. I gotta kind of be synchic on the hold on a minute
I got a pizza on my on my nutshell. Oh
Man, come on
Right at the tournament tournament, so I won't be looking at Jack too often until the turn of time until it's gonna be a short
It's like two hours, and then we're gonna hang out all night boys. All right, but we're gonna win
Hold on is that bacon and ranch?
I'm cool with it. This thing we're gonna win this thing we're gonna bring it home
We're gonna bring it home that I promise you
This shit is fucking stupid
This game is ass
Hopefully, you know, hopefully this tournament showed the BSG guys that there is still some flaws.
I'm gonna be honest, man, I'm gonna be 100% honest.
The game is good, like the gunplay feels good, the hit reg feels good, everything about the
game feels the way it should be, but it's the same thing that was wrong with arena at
the beginning of its fucking existence and it's the same thing that plagues it now.
The modes, and I know they've already announced that they're going to be changing modes and
they're going to go towards like a more CSGO style of arena play, but the modes is what
makes the game.
The gunplay can be great, everything could be great, but the modes aren't fun and
they're not enjoyable.
Like it's not going, it's just not people who don't want to play it.
Look at the finals for example, bro, the finals has some of the best gunplay out
there and they can't really get that that foot in front of the other because the modes are just not
really something people like to play and these are very similar to that where when you go against
the grain and you try and create something new right and you try and create this different mode
I'm more talking about at the beginning of arena I know now they have like bomb plant and
different stuff but it wasn't that way before it's been a lot about these like obj capture
shit. But in like a search and destroy setting, which just kind of doesn't really work.
I hope that they see this and go, okay, we need to look at games like Counter-Strike and look at
games that have been successful in this type of category. And then instead of trying to remake
a bicycle, let's just make a fucking bicycle. People like this shit. Let's just do that
shit you know it's I understand wanting to do your own thing I mean hell that's
why Tarkov exists at the same time you know lightning doesn't strike in the
same place too many times unless it's dog shit does though I mean I'll tell you
they say the lightning doesn't strike in the same spot but dog shit that
strikes in multiple the same times I mean I stepped in dog shit like three
times in one week you know oh maybe wise words I don't know where I'm going with
this that's fucking insane
I've already watched this clip fuck everybody they got their homies it I
I mean to be honest
That's a feels bad they got hutch coaching them
Fuck dude, that's a feels bad as it feels bad can be they're gonna be shooting their shadows
You son of a bitch you son of a bitch
Well
Who's laughing now?
You know what I'm saying?
Everybody doubts ol' Hutchie boy until he activates his superpowers.
And then it stops everybody!
Everybody's gonna learn to respect the gut.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
I'm a sleeping dragon.
My buddy's daddy if he had too much salt he couldn't talk.
What the fuck is that transition?
All right, and so I miss you man.
Oh yeah, so he get his fucking brain like.
You trying to play today?
Hey, how, were you spending that $350 on Trey?
Bitch pussy.
But you spending that $350 on Trey, medicine.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
He been shitting his brains out for a couple.
You know, Trey eats lettuce, and you believe that?
that. I don't care about him getting sick to his stomach or anything. He's lettuce.
The fuck is wrong with him? He ain't no bunny rabbit. He's the height of a bunny
rabbit, but he ain't no damn rabbit.
Guys, that would be drunken. He'd get a bunch of fucking like he keep giving
a potato shit. If you know, he's gonna like steal the car that night. The
day before, if you like give his dad just like a family. So I got like
What?
That hunch is frying, actually.
Oh, dude, hunch is on one.
He definitely popped that little medically prescribed pill.
He's full of piss right now.
Yeah, he's full of piss right now.
This is what they were saying.
Dude, I feel like I'm ready for BRs to come back.
BRs are so much fun.
I know they kind of, like any genre, like just a thousand of them are coming out
They just got shittier and shittier, but then they stop making them. I think it's time for him to come back
I miss good VR's like good solid VR's not fucking
Call the duty VR slop
Not called the duty VR slop
actual good apex legends
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I
Cannot drink a sip of coffee without pissing out my ass for like
10 straight minutes. I don't know what this club is. We'll skip it
This is a draw
They hold an angle. Yeah
That's how fucking Tarkov is what do you expect? Yeah, I you know, it's it's funny a lot of people are bitching about
about Landmark and Genji in the way that they were playing,
whenever we were literally playing the exact same way.
It's, dude, it's exactly what I say
whenever we die in Tarkov,
and it's because we're pushing.
The greatest way to play Tarkov, literally the greatest way,
doesn't matter if you're pushing or if you're holding,
you just sit on a fucking right hand peek.
And in the regular game of Tarkov,
the reason why we can get away with pushing at all
is because of network lag and de-sync.
But in arena, there's less of that.
So if you're swinging an angle, unless you fucking pre-fire,
you're losing that fight nine out of 10 times.
So you just, the greatest way, I mean, hell,
that's why Genji and Landmark beat me and Pina
in the last match, was because Genji held
a right-hand peek and spawn,
and Landmark held a right-hand peek and car,
and they just sat there.
And me and Pina didn't want it to go to an OT,
and they won because of it.
That's just how the game works.
It's just that is literally how the game of Tarkov works.
The only way to get away from that is the bait shots
on the peak and other bullshit,
but without grenades or stuff to get people's feet moving.
I mean, bro, it's just hard.
It's hard.
It's a hard game to swing on.
Playing aggressive doesn't even help because if we're on the objective and they land one shot it adds time to the clock
And then the capture doesn't go because the time runs out. It's just it's Tarkov done that has rules
Yeah, but it's also think about that right like if they hit you while you're capping it adds time to the capture
Yeah, and then the clock runs out and you draw anyway, so you touch is fat
What you risk sitting on the flag and then you get one bullet hit and you draw or you lose because they can pre-am. It's so stupid
If you're looking at a fair FPS game Tarkov ain't never has been
If I'm looking for someone to type a message in the chat and it be somewhat literate you are not the person I need talk to
Did you see that they said if you put $1 on Baez going 3 for 3 with 3 homeruns you would
of won like $9 billion or some crazy shit like that.
Look at that Cardinals dugout!
Swag and a drive down the line!
Prediction. Prediction. He's going to have a breakout year.
Everyone's going to say he's the new truth of baseball.
If the Cardinals get to the postseason or even as late as just
next year, he's going to go through a slump and strike out 30 fucking times.
Everyone's gonna call him bad.
Welcome to the big leagues.
He's doing it again!
That ball is gone!
It's hammering baseballs.
This toilet is so hard to clean.
Nope.
On the left?
You did.
I did!
Yeah, I don't know how you did that.
I don't know what you did.
I'll take it.
Okay.
They're gonna trade him.
I'm not picking that right spot.
He's waiting for it every time now.
Wow what a shot dude that's the one in the game right there
Now you know how much money that is
Last clip I'm trying to play I'm ready to game man
I almost choked I almost fucking choked bro I almost spit the shit out of my mouth
I was about to talk in energy. Oh, bro. What is what is the skin he has on my god?
What skin is that with the hand wraps? Oh my god dope?
Dude, I felt like me a Khalifa for a second
One more club arena season one I think got it
Guys! Guys, we need your help! Guys! Guys, we need your help!
Hehehehehehehehehehe.
What is this?
Let somebody walk through he...
all right remember guys we did what a champion chip yesterday it doesn't that
matters no that matters that matters AI isn't it getting insane the level of AI
I mean yeah can we just everybody stop what you're doing check out the Lions
man I mean look at that thing oh my god I can lie in a safari just it's just flowing today huh
that that that is just I mean don't you just want to put a hand on it don't you just want to get
get a handful of that I mean God blasts all right he's having a great day today
boys come on come on take off the hat and that guy
you
All right, we got to clean this dash before we start our day we got to clean this stash
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do!
Talk to me!
Oooh, talk to me!
Oooh!
I love these!
Man around the Lord!
I was running 14k, we should sell those regularly.
Hot to me.
Great song, great song.
Oh, baby.
It's a false field.
high above my feet like a big deal.
We're just cleaning out the stash. We will start moving tally. I gotta make some room. We're just jamming.
Oh, yeah, baby so much more
Not your fucking heads!
All right, let's fill up the scab cases now.
How much are these going for?
Are these going for a lot?
22,000?
Some of this.
Ooh, Nacky is going for that much?
Holy shit.
No, no, no, no, shut the hell up!
So, all the syringes.
I thought it was filtering wrong!
Shit! We're selling them!
Oh wait, no, no, no, this is different than what I thought I was selling.
Whoopsies!
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Are we forgetting anything?
Are we forgetting anything?
I think we just need to sell some of these, so this, keep that, sell that, sell that.
We got the tiger, we got the butt plunk, that's all good.
All righty everything's good there we're going to sell these let's get rid of
these these are going to be ninety two five a pop get rid of the salt I'm
pretty sure salt's going for a little bit it got nuked off the face of the
earth is what it is so that for a little bit um let's get rid of all these
these dog tags, let's put the ones that we can put in here inside of it, in here, so
like what, which ones can I put in here? I can put Terries, put that one on, put that
one, so just the new ones I can't, gotta, sell all this, oh not to be these, oh not
the market you sex okay oh wait yes the market you sex but not to be these all
that cool all right all that's good except all these was this this is the
money 12 mil not bad gentlemen not bad not bad
all right sell this stuff that we just opened and then we're good to go
those are this level four but it's a nice rig we'll keep we'll keep we'll keep
all this chat I know the starting stream with selling absolutely blows monster
winner, but we must do it. We got to get rid of all this stuff before we start our day or
we're just going to be filling up our stash over and over and over and over and over again,
and we're going to be in an immense amount of pain. Also, a little cheat code for a
Goopa. You always want to sell your stuff in the morning if you're on, because in
the morning there's less players and prices are higher because there's less people to
meet the demand. So anytime you wake up on a Saturday or a Sunday or a Friday
morning, especially on the weekends, you always want to sell at the earliest part
of the day because prices are absolutely juiced. No cheat code. No cheat code.
all righty um we want to start our day with I'm thinking the x-17 we never use
this gun I think we build a nice little x-17 here also whatever we do build I
think we need to make sure we save because I'm tired of building this the
the second one I've built. It's already too many. All right, last song!
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This god is gonna cost a billion fucking rubles!
What do we get?
90!
What the fuck?
How is it so high?
What?
It's fine.
It's gonna be good.
You gotta believe.
You gotta believe.
Uh-oh.
Halt!
There's no 16 inch barrels?
What?
I only can go 20 inch barrel?
That's gonna make the gun fucking suck!
Shit!
Okay, hold.
hold
let me just say something
sixteen
shit
20
come on!
I just spilled coffee all over the keyboard gg's in the chat
fucking dick
no!
Awww man, not good! Not good!
Thanks!
Stand the fucking music out!
Son of a bitch!
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck!
That's not good.
Not a good son of a mother, dammit!
Well, well, might be an early day.
Might be an early day.
There is coffee in my entire keyboard.
Oh, my gosh.
That'll happen.
Look at it dripping, you can't see it.
Jack, what's the chance that this keyboard works now? Zero?
Not good
Yeah, we're gonna be in a gunfight today and we're just gonna start jumping right
Yeah, we're gonna be in a gunfight today, and I'm just gonna start taking flight oh
Every time I think it's out of coffee. There's more in it. Oh man
It was a full cup and this actually stop
It's not completely empty
God man that is terrible news
not good not good I might have another one I don't know I usually always have
extras I mean boys this is not oh now talk off in a window not good oh yeah
she's fried
V's working.
I...
I...
I's not working. It's over.
T's not working.
R's not working.
E's not working.
It's dead.
T board's dead. Not good.
Not good!
Fuck!
Dammit, son of a bitch!
BITCH!
Wee-yup.
Ah, wee-yup.
Wee-yup.
Wee-yup.
That's...
Yep, it's dead.
Alright!
We'll see you have another one.
Where's it come to?
Where's I can take the second keyboard and play with that today?
But then I won't be able to operate my other computer.
I don't really know.
Wee-yup.
Ah, shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Press six! Fuck you!
Damn it!
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
I better unplug this thing before it starts going haywire.
And now my Tarkov's in a fucking window.
Shit.
Shit, shit, shit. One moment.
All right, let me go see if I have another keyboard.
I think I should.
moment.
you
you
you
you
All right, bad news, no extra keyboards, kind of to be expected, but good news, I do have
the second keyboard for the other computer. So I'll just use that for now. And then what
it is. It is what it is.
Whoever just said door dash one rich boy, you're lucky I don't
fuck you.
All right.
How do I make this go full screen again? What do I press?
All right
Well the good news is I don't really need
I only need the other keyboard. So it's not like the actual terrible thing
Sucks, but it is what it is
Alt f4
Well, that'll happen.
That will happen.
That'll happen.
Oh, this is going to be hell.
I already know I'm about to accidentally jump a hundred times.
I got one of these like small mechanical keyboards.
The razor ones would like to hyper.
Let me go run a scan real quick.
This might be hell.
Oh, yeah, she already walked out there, she goes, what happened?
I said, ah, maybe I spilled a little bit of coffee on a keyboard.
She goes, well maybe it's time to not have drinks in the room.
I bet lost it.
How am I supposed to game without being thirsty?
That's crazy talk.
Oh, shit.
I mean, that's a great idea.
And she's the smart.
Hey, baby.
I get that after.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
It was chat's fault.
Yeah, they distracted me.
They were calling me fat and stuff.
Take one for the team.
Listen.
Listen up.
I'll do it for you, OK?
I'll do it for you.
You've got to do it for me, OK?
It's an even trade. I know I know it's it's fucked up
Yeah chat can't believe you did that and not
And not believe you did that
Unbelievable
Yep, all good and chats apologized multiple times they were even apologizing in Spanish
I'm sorry.
Me too.
Apologetic.
Apologetic.
Senior.
Senior.
Moe.
Moe.
Very apologetic.
I
Love you, baby
He did it not us being that guy and I'm send him to
Welcome to North Korea motherfucker. I'm Kim John Hutch
All right, let's have a great day
Let's have a great day. Oh, Terry just oh
Wonderful now the game is oh
Good good. Let me call Terry
I gotta fix the game again. Hey Terry
Hello, hello, oh shit was that answered?
Hello?
Hey, Terry!
I saw what happened.
Why are you talking to me like you were in my closet watching me?
I saw what you did.
I was listening to you the whole time.
I'll cut this range short and stiff as orton, just loot the little thing.
thank all your on your shoreline grind still uh...
uh... you know i think i have collector now it's really hard to get out of the
park today
i saw i got a hope
i got a hope my wife pulled a keyboard out of something because
this other keyboard is hot balls and dick
i mean this keyboard sucks
yeah
I'm going to be running and canceling my sprints all day long.
Yep, I'm the new champion.
I saw you a reenie.
Hey, you saw that shit?
You saw that shit?
You saw that?
I know.
I did it for you.
I thought for myself in this moment.
What are you a bit form?
In this moment, Trey wants to see something out of me.
And I did it, Trey.
For you.
A reenie peak.
For you, my lover.
I did it.
Wait, what?
And now we're going to be able to hold hands.
what you just said and we're gonna be able to know that we did it together me and you was one
What don't I'm saying no you know what I'm saying
No, I don't all right. What you want to do today Trey. What was it a questing day?
There's a guy I'm gonna go murder this guy. I don't care who he is
Okay, let me know when you're done. Yeah, I'm just running into Caban's area. I'll be out soon
All right, I'm looting
Listen bro never get a razor
Whatever the hell keyboard the mechanical one that everyone talks about being super
snappy
you can change the actuation point if it's like a wounding right don't speak
Spanish to me man what the fuck you just say I thought you knew Spanish I do a
little bit I got a wounding I just shot a player scav for being loud
Oh, damn it, I forgot about that.
I'm gonna go just look for some last key cards real quick and then if I don't find any I'm
I'm going to kill myself in-game.
You and your f***er!
I just found a f***ing Bitcoin in Scav.
That counts as the one I owe you.
I don't say that because I'm about to f***ing lose it all.
I can have this nobody can
Look for a live keycard.
I'm on a scab, yeah.
I spilled a whole cup of coffee on my keyboard this morning and ain't looking good for a
Goopa. It ain't looking good for Goopa.
What's going on out there?
What the fuck?
What'd you say?
What you saying?
You mean it
Oh, there's a player over there.
What?
Yeah, yeah, that'll happen, that'll happen.
All good.
No, I'm not fucking European servers, man.
I'm getting out of here.
I'm getting out of here.
I'm tired of being here.
We're out of here.
All right.
I'm peacing
You're an idiot and your dog shit. You'll never be good. Oh
Shit balls. Oh shit balls
And bullshit a bullshit
oh this is this is bad as it gets
the bad as it gets
please have a mad
Oh my gosh, guys, this is so much money
And he won't med and he won't med
I
Did you die huh?
No, I a guy tried to rap me and I murdered his bitch ass a
PMC no another scab he shot at me
Well, he didn't hit me
He's like he shot me in the window and then after I was like, oh, what the hell?
He's like, oh man, I thought you were up here and see and then I was like, all right
I'm out of here and I ran out the door and he came like a shark like a shark and I was bleeding
He came chasing after me and I murdered him
Yeah, he was European so fuck them. Oh, yeah
probably wear speedos and fucking water
probably beans on a fucking on toast and put some put some on his ass I don't
know all right
come on his ass are you ready are you ready Terry I'm at the car it's gonna
be great on his ass I don't know where he puts the beans he's European it
be anywhere see that's what I'm trying to say that's the point I'm trying to make
dude you want to listen to this cavern two bolts a relay a syringe bitcoin a bitcoin and a tar bank
key wait that's money ain't it oh i just got juiced and excel headphones
it's a lot of money i think yeah not a much that was a juiced run start my day dude this is
the key to like me or something. You trying to kiss on me? Yo, so are you proud of me?
Be honest. Be honest. That was well done. I saw some clips. Yeah.
That was very well done. I made a middle that raid.
Miss Carbane, can you sell it? Well done. Well, if we're going to play streets, I'd
probably keep it. All right. Let's play streets.
appreciate that Terry thank you so much boss
i can't believe that i don't know why uh...
target
hopefully my wife and so i do keyboard
but i'm going to be honest this thing sucks balls i can take
yeah with this
what you were doing on the news
i don't know
what
yeah i don't know
i'm buying a new keeper two point five million
was four million yesterday we ball
how the hell do you not know
we don't not know the keyboard use every day
uh... gav knows
here
hey harry stop to try to eat my phone charger is he looking at but all again
Harry!
No, he's trying to beat my own culture.
I'll yell at him for you.
I'm not a big cat guy myself.
But I enjoy your cat because he's bald.
So he's not really a cat.
Do you identify with that?
What does that mean?
Identify.
It's not out.
What are you talking about?
Okay, any information about thirsty on shoreline?
Oh, dude, I have to do that.
Let's go get thirsty together.
Car batteries are money, dude.
Yeah, they are. They're massive amounts of money.
I'm gonna geek out from this keyboard and I'm just gonna yell
Oprah Winfrey when it happens
Rimmel boss
You're talking about thirsty echo
Yeah, I don't know. I mean look I
Said yes, cuz I wanted to feel included thirsty echo. Yes
We look this up
There's the echo Tarko
Oh, it's in the basement in the trash can
You're massively sexy, thank you sir.
And you can start getting labyrinths if we run up to it.
Thank you so much.
Alright, I'll down to throw that in the repertoire today.
Yup.
I can, I'm just coughing uncontrollably today.
Did you ever think that I would dominate Fibon?
Did you ever think that?
Dude, you were killing him like every round.
Yeah, I know you just follow off what happened.
Can I be honest?
Can I can I tell you the secret and you not tell him?
Even though he definitely already knows what I did.
Yeah, he seems like no.
So by then his first games was like, dude, he was he was absolutely slaughtering.
OK, yeah. And then he goes into Tony.
Who beat Tony?
Vibein, Vibein B. Tony, wait, was it Shroud B. Tony for sure?
And then I think, I think Vibein, did Vibein B. Tony, does anyone know?
I don't remember.
No, I think it was just, I think, I think.
I don't know who beat him.
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter anyway is exactly
it doesn't matter. So, so, so, he was dominating his first games and then he was dominating
and he gets all the way to the last game, right? He's absolutely dominating. He hits
shroud whenever they beat shroud, he hits shroud with a fucking jump shot. And like
he was on, he was an absolute flow state. So I said, and I thought to myself, if
If I play Vibein right now, he is uber uber locked.
We got to ice him.
So we get to the part where we're about to play him and I say guys, what since does it
make that we're going to have the championship game and then we're going to have the teams
who are playing for last played for last?
Why not have them the last place, the last place by each other and then we'll
have the championship game.
How do you realize yourself?
Because I was already iced.
I've been waiting.
just played so he went away from beating Shroud straight into playing us and I knew that we
had to ice him so I just I'd throw it out there that everyone was like I agree yeah
that's a great idea Hutch little did they know I had an alternate race on the father's
decision and Viven instantly says and I quote you ice me huh he knew exactly what I was
I got it. I got it. He knew exactly what I was doing the second I called for it. He knew and he got iced. He got iced.
You got iced in the house. Yeah, I had to. You got to know when to hold them. Know when to fold them. Know when to walk away.
and nowhere to run. You never count your money. I'm done singing. Yeah. Yeah, that's how we
won. I'm not getting queued right now. Are you queued? Yes, I'm back out. I'm stuck.
All I see is a queue circle right now. I'm losing the game. Let's both reset. I'm gonna
get stuck in this queue. How do you know it? No, let's both reset. Let's both reset our
games. Yeah.
You're trying to ice us right now. You're trying to ice us. I've done, I want you to know
I've done two raids today and I have made millions. Love that. Matt, thank you for
of five. Give me, baby.
Thank you guys, man. I'm happy for you, Terry.
Number No, I don't want to give you my name. No, Terry, we're going to have a great day
I believe it. We're gonna have a great day today confidence at an all-time high. It's gonna be good
Tell me you're not in a raid. I'm in a raid
No, yeah
You get out of there boss
What did they do man update that they push completely fuck everything
Damn it. Yep. I
I wonder what they did to the Qs. They did something.
You guys surprised me in the tournament yesterday. I asked it this morning. Now that we got
a lot more people in here, chat. One in the chat, if you didn't think that there
was a world that me and peanut would beat the lineups on that list. I mean, guys, your
boys beat Shroud and pestilly. Holy shit. If we say green flair twice today, I get hella
like level five armor. Performance enhancing drugs. I will die on that hill. That's crazy.
You cannot say that if it's literally medically prescribed.
I have a condition.
Be not have faith in this boy.
Listen, I know I give that little walnut some hell sometimes, but you're damn right.
Bro, I got literally the absolute worst spawn that I could have gotten
Yeah, I'm your money. I
Do have money I think
Yeah, I do
I'm just gonna run and if I die I died is where it is
That sucks. Yeah
All right, I'll be back
Listen, that little peanut has faith in his boy, chat.
Yeah, I don't want my stuff down to sell, man.
I know, it's the worst.
I don't want your number, no.
Well, chat, we're probably gonna die this first round,
so I'm running directly through the extract.
the extract. We're going to go through three spawns, through an open field, and then to
the car. We're for sure dead. But I'm not going to make Terry wait forever for the first
game of the day.
So, in case anyone's watching and wondering how I'm not running out of stamina, for those
who have taken Marathon Runner by popping a trim at all, it is the same effect of popping
an SJ6 in a trim at all, but all you have to do is pop a trim and you run like SJ6 trim.
It's disgusting.
trims well they're not going to be cheap anymore but they're pretty cheap as of
yesterday they were about 50k now they're about a hundred it is what it is
so if I were you I'd stock it up on trims before they go to the moon
Why is my music on right now?
I can't- Bro, what's happening?
I can't move!
Move!
What is wrong with this fucking keyboard, dammit!
I can't, I can't, I can't move left.
I legitimately can't move left.
Look at this.
Look at this.
left and it is not letting me move left. Look what is wrong. Oh my gosh. I remember
now why I don't use this keyboard. It's the multi function shit. I can't touch
multiple keys at the same time or the keyboard just stops working. I forgot
why I stopped using this keyboard oh my how do I turn is there a way I know
there's not a way because the cheap piece of shit I completely forgot about
that all bro Terry I'm in shambles I legit I'm watching bro we can't play
anything I just remembered why I stopped using this keyboard why his
razor is dog shit this keyboard there's a bug hey I'm not making this up the bug
makes it to where your keyboard cannot register more than one entry at a time
so if you if I'm pressing B while moving like if I'm leaning while moving left my
keyboard will just say no and you're only gonna lean left or you're only
going to move left you're not doing both commands at the same time I feel like
that's a setting now I don't think so what's the CS setting is there a way I
can disable it yeah and the software the synopsis or whatever thank you this
boy that's the counter straight setting bro hi yeah this is hell I'll try
I'll try and do it, but I can't play right now.
This guy doesn't have food, bro. It's all over for me.
I mean, how fucked is your other keyboard? Is it cooked?
It's completely cooked.
Yeah, I...
Dude, it was working, like, completely fine two seconds ago.
Why is it completely fucked now?
I'm just gonna have to walk it out.
This guy's gonna kill me whenever I walk out of the store.
Gotta go.
Yeah, I look sh- dude!
Dude!
Dude! How is this a thing?
How?
How do you make a keyboard where you can't press multiple keys at once?
That's for counter strike, bud.
I had to kill my boy on our straight, but not know how to do it.
I did.
Yeah, bro, you guys got burnt and I don't even have a working keyboard. Oh, bitches.
Was you killing I killed both of them, yeah, haha with your shitty keyboard with my broken keyboard, bro
Does anyone know how to fix it Jack
Okay, how do I fix it
Snap tap sitting in synapse halfway down on the left, okay
Dude if I get three kek fate bound in a raed hutch I can get us raid bags. Oh, no way
Yeah, all right. I'll make sure I give you all the kick tape
take I
Used about half a million instances run just so you know, well, you're alive
I'm alive
I'm still alive, but I'm barely breathing
Just pray to a Terry that I don't believe in
Terry got time and he got syphilis
It's committee of house
That's the limit to y'all
We got a small winner, but a fiddly thick yeah
What is Terry supposed to do when he got a
a chance in the size of a tank and yeah I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm
done all right all right I have to change the setting and I have to make a phone
call give me one moment boss and then I'm ready okay all right all right
Jack, give me about a moment.
Oh my god, Pox ran into this 12k vendor, cause they made them changes as fuck.
All right, he didn't answer the phone.
Let me change his setting.
Okay.
So, Razer Synapse.
And then Snap Tap, is that what you're all saying?
level 13's feels bad.
Okay so I need to go to razor huntsman v3
and what is it where do I go yo dig you off of the gift it's puff thank you
Fuck you.
Snack, snack, trap. That doesn't sound right.
Save.
Okay.
is it the profile? I'm under FPS trigger. What does that mean? Is that what I'm?
They said we've done this before and they can't be done. Well, I'm going to at least
try something boss. I mean I can't play right now.
Play default settings. Just factory default.
Okay. This is the basic typing profile. Cannot be personalized. Select the
preset blah blah blah. Okay, well then we'll just play default and see if it
works.
All right, let me do this.
How do you not have like four keyboards? Because I usually break them and then I
swap them.
me look see it's working now it's working fine now
Oh, yeah, I forgot I'm gonna press space like a son of a bitch now
Okay, that'll do
Alrighty, I might jump in the middle of my shots on accident, but I'm not dealing with bullshit now
hopefully. I think so. We'll see. We will see. Alright, let's hope the game allows us to get into a
raid. Wait, if we see Sanitar, are we avoiding him? See if you can get intel center level two or
intel center, see like you check your eye out. Okay, let me see. Bro, I don't even see it. We
you can avoid them. It's at the bottom scroll and you'll see what you need. Intel, I need
Generator one.
Okay, Intel.
I sold all these yesterday.
Those bad.
Security two.
Damn, so I can have two thick item cases.
I'll be actually kind of nasty, kind of nasty, Bouse.
Oh, well, I figured out why these are going for so much.
You need to fuck out of them?
Yeah, I need six of them.
Luckily, whenever I sold them, they were worth more than what I bought them.
Medi medical tools are going for a lot right now.
Note to self.
Yeah, that's good money.
Contact twos are 50 K.
What the fuck?
All right, I'll be in lobby.
I'm ready.
I'll be right back, man.
Yeah, sure.
salt oh this is why this is so much everybody's getting it for their hideout
Oh, you need three more
Ass
Stamps
I think I might actually have those, because that's, let me grab this.
And there we just need a little bit of milk.
Cool.
A little bit of water and then we're gonna go-
Oh!
Still not ready, bro.
There's so much I gotta do, man!
Holy nutsack, Batman.
Dude, it shows that you joined the lobby, but you're just loading in place.
Who, me?
Yeah.
What'd you cue?
No.
Okay, yeah, I backed out because there's a thousand things I gotta do for some reason.
I don't know what has happened.
I wanted to ask what happened.
Okay.
I gotta grab a paracord.
You ever wake up and you're like, oh, I'm just gonna start to stream and play the game, and you realize you can't.
All right, we're good
And did I repair my armor, I don't think I did my six plate is destroyed. It's all right, whatever
Yeah, poor an hour and a half of the stream and we really haven't played a raid yet
No, I don't know if the keyboard is fixed. We'll see in this raid, but probably not.
All right, no we started today at 12 mil we're already at seven mil today. I'm hideout dude
And we also bought that key for two mil so we're fine
This ago
I'll run all the way to the westerly wing again.
Yeah, I'll take east.
I will take the east wing my friends!
Yeah!
Bro don't do the kind of keyboard he uses.
No.
Um...
I didn't bring a big bag.
Help me!
I don't have a big bag, Malsh.
At least we got that trimmed and out.
There it is.
Oh, it seems the DRD armor, I need that.
What is that?
The two-time farmer.
No, I gotta kill scabs with this a golden TT man. You have that quest for now. No, I don't have that quest
Also, I think the quest we got to do is over near you, right?
In the basement the last one here before we go
I think he ready to get labored cool
My search and skill, this is how you level up search like crazy, yeah my search and skill
definitely feels better.
Keep you focused, not worth grabbing, right?
No, they're not worth anything.
Do you have the one where you level up your skills 30% faster?
Yeah, I took that over hard to reach.
That's why.
Do you have that? Yeah, I'm both.
PSU's? I don't know. I don't think so.
Maybe a trust and shadow price check moment. I don't think so.
PSU's money? I get an actual...
A number tied to that, please. 84k.
Oh, that is actually kind of good. That is.
why have I been leaving them did you stupid boss
is you stupid boss need to kill the damn black division here bad we haven't
seen them in two days here. Yeah, it's been a long time. What are we doing? We're just
looting right now, bro. Got a quest here, but we're just gonna fill our bags up. He loots
all of the west side of the resort. I looted all the east side. Oh, I gotta lie. That's
money, right? We got class on Tuesday, so I really only got two more days to make
money until my students make me go bankrupt.
Two hundred K right now, boss.
Yeah, I'm at about a hundred.
I don't have anything too crazy on me,
as of yet.
and because of so many people doing their hideouts resorts actually like big
money at the moment. I don't think that that's actually worth taking. It could be.
Mr. Room oh my goodness go saw her you want 545 e piano 120 rounds are negative
I have like a thousand plus of it I don't use any of it yep I'm just gigabit go
for well I mean I think I need for the stream around them to be honest you
do and the people have been looking for that for a long time there we go
bulbs are 40k damn I look all certain make sure I grab that
You see, I think we should be on interchange, but we're getting more like problems doing
this.
Yeah, interchange loot is so terrible, man.
Really?
Yeah.
Honestly, it's kind of a safe map.
No, no, it's a map that where you die in.
See, that one's bad.
Like, that's why I love shoreline.
People hate it and say it's the worst map, but in terms of-
You go resort and you get good fights, but you also get like, you're not getting
snuck up on typically in resort yeah three floors to hear people on the hardest part about it is
just getting in once you're in and you're pretty good and you kind of like have the resort to yourself
you're looting you're looting and you're looting safe for the most part what the hell is this
you typically don't see people at red revel either i just got a vtr figurine oh yeah i found one of
those that's money dude that's money dude I'm playing with trade 24k
I got the safety for 321 West and the two Admin ones and min-maxing off all the safest
Yeah, I got a big corn.
I need to pick up three 10 key.
you what no I'm eating it's outside the
west wing I'm gonna go on the roof yeah I'm
looking over there I'm not seeing anybody
they're coming to you
yeah he's looking I see me's in the bushes
outside he's looking down towards like really like he was shooting somebody
under him but he wanted to come up here I'm just gonna listen to him he does
oh did I skip the free loot shit I forgot false I forgot I'm waking up man
first rate of the day first rate of the day waking up
Go up and grab it.
No way! Listen, other people, they might not like the back seatin'. I don't mind it.
Um, I don't know if I killed her or not.
Okay.
I think I did.
It sounded good over here. All I heard was, bang!
Yeah, I think he's dead.
Good shot good shot
I think he's dead man
Yeah, going there's really long deaths now. Oh, they just are yelling
Master and when you don't over there they're in the basement last thing. Oh well
the the the master set is that worth anything
I don't know the master files
yeah, I don't know, one second
I think my wife found a keyboard oh my goodness gracious
what's the one I already had?
a different one
I think it is but I like this one
I'll take this one.
OK.
Thank you, baby.
Good news, my wife found another keyboard.
I'm good.
Nice.
Thank you, baby.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yo, tell her to thank you so much for the same gift
you gave me, baby.
I appreciate you, man.
back man I'm back bro I can actually play the damn game running over the West now
where you at first story I had to head down to the basement to find that show
with you in the open the room so you can get what's it called go open up a
safe? Uh doors, yeah. Yes, like lockers. I didn't check the basement stuffals either.
Oh, I'm in. Check them.
Ah, man, I'm out.
I don't know what to pick up is
in the little red thing inside of this blue locker right here
and the door of this locker
oh girl
There's a bag right here for me
I'm like the little red thing in the door. You got it. We're good. All right, I'm right here
You got something you walk into the store. Yeah
Anyone to go in? Yeah, you can leave that there right there. Yeah. Yeah
You drop it down here
And that should give you like a storyline quest yeah
I don't think you'll check this dude I killed out of here man.
You got this Terry.
I'll hit all these bags and I'll be in Abbin.
You got this man.
You got this.
Oh sure.
Damn it!
Sure
Damn it
Was Labyrinth like a sketchier labs almost it's basically like an area where there's a bunch of bosses and pretty high-tier loot
They have to fight for with other PMCs
But to be honest with you man, like me personally, I think if you're gonna go to Lab Earth you might as well just go to Labs.
I think Labs is better.
there you sex it's graphics card in the duffel in the basement holy shit we're
uh
You are a fan
Get your body like a cyclone.
84k good for a four-slot item.
Well, it mainly comes down to, yes, money per slot matters, 100%.
But you have to also remember, man,
like the chances of you finding items at equals
adds a box of dollars.
Luminous, admin mouse.
All right, I'm on my way.
But it gets to 84k value.
It's OK to grab things if you find four items all worth
more than that one item and then replace it.
It doesn't mean you want to leave four slot 80,000
ruble items counterproductive.
You fill the slots and then you replace said slots
whenever you find something better.
And on top of that whatever you find items like clocks like clocks are I think I have
You know
But they also just instantly sell a therapist and I'm looking for stuff to replace this cloud
That's pretty much probably the next out of my drop to be real
There's gonna be not in core drop on the mention wire drop
I need to loot all these PC's got any wires?
I don't know.
Any tech tape?
Let me drop the clock.
No.
No towards red rubble because I gotta get gilded in PC fields.
I'm gonna kill this Cyberscrap.
Yeah, no tech tape.
You go what?
Yeah, go ahead brother.
I'll you.
One path.
I'm almost done boss. I'm almost done.
I'm out of here, Bows.
Alright, I'm getting a few more bags and then I'm out of here.
Hopefully these resort raids, people will come over here next game.
of a sleeper. Fireclean, nice, needed that. Oh man, you skipped a fireclean and a cord.
I'm happy with this run, we made a good amount of money, gotta swap these keyboards on anyways.
I play to be I but this is better question mark um
It depends on what kind of game you want to play man like ABI has a lot more like arcadey
like movement a little bit more responsive but dark office is more like realistic I don't know
good job boss yeah kind of a sleeper raid but we'll take it all right let me fix these keyboards
give me two seconds. All right.
One moment.
Thank you.
I'm
host is our big money man.
All right, should be all good.
Just over here.
I would turn in the thing, the therapist, when you're done, this right here.
Just over here.
Oh
Good of all. All right, we're back. Okay. It's very nice
We back
I think she's running your thing.
Mm-hmm.
I
I
Was this
I don't know what is behind the health resort bunker door on shoreline.
Where is that?
What is that?
Offensive reconnaissance.
Wait, what is that?
Offensive reconnaissance.
That labyrinth yeah, I think so
Oh, you need the key to open the dough. I thought I was a 24 hour wait period
Do you have you have the barter for Yeager?
For the key card, I'm not too sure
Check me look
Oh, yeah, I just remembered I got to plant those what's it called for the weapon case?
Oh, yeah, I'm checking to see this let me look let me look I good sir.
Oh, I want one of these sick cases as well.
Oh, I can get this sick case with two BD top tags two of the other ones in a keyboard
do I do that? How much does one flay? Oh, yeah, I think for a
thick case. Yeah, it's only 1.1 mil. So I'm definitely not
going to do that. Up for the keyboard, literally just the
keyboard. No, I don't have the trade. Okay, it's the key
that spawns on shoreline. I'll let you know if I found it.
Would you have a breakfast this morning Terry?
I'm eating chicken noodle soup.
Good for you.
Good for you.
Good for you.
Oh, I guess I got to go here.
All right.
Let me repair armor.
Wait, you can foster the traitors. Look at the story quest for that.
It's called Labyrinth, I think.
Ask the traitors about the underground facility.
There is the Eager.
Therapist.
Sure.
That's what it said.
I think I understand.
Oh my God.
No, I just said it checks something off.
Let me go to Yeager as well.
All right.
Let me take a look here.
Wait for Yeager to gather the key cards.
That's the 24 hour wait period, yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Go.
Alrighty, let me just check one thing and then we're good.
I'm just going to see if I collect enough wires.
I do.
Alrighty, that's done.
All righty, that's done.
I guess I'll swap my bag and be accept all this shit and I'm ready.
Oh my!
The amount of twitch drops I have is disgusting.
Yup.
I'm fucking rich.
All righty, I'm ready whenever you are.
Bring a Trimi, boss.
I already got it.
What a chat!
How's everybody doing today, babe?
Yeah, the three ten key all good
Punch I didn't know you were as good as you were yesterday
What the fuck you say I sucked and you thought I was worse
the hell man
No, no, I think I'm gonna take gifted more thinking for the two gifted
They guys offer the subs as well man Pat thinking for the primer. Yep lazy chummy bumblebee brand and Kaleen
I mean sergeant Logan and simply think of the lunch.
Yes sir.
What if instead of a streamer item, they just added your wife to the high down and she would door dash in between raising give you full food and water repair like 10k.
What are the work? I'm all for it.
I'm all for it. Do you have a streamer item?
Yeah, Ragnan's made with my likeness. Oh yeah, that's what it is. You're just like me, they hate you as well.
Yeah. Got it. It's alright, Trey. We're both hated together.
I wonder who they hate more, you or me? Well, Nikita's like four micrometers this week.
Yeah, yeah, they hate us cuz they ain't us
They hate us cuz they in the anus. Yep, it's the anus
Where the hell are we got anything to do with hutch wouldn't fit in the game that's so fucked up
Crazy, where are we dude?
But where the hell did you take this one fucking word
No, we're not respond there fiber power. I know where we were I need there
Careful BD brother. I fought them to the right and got killed by cheetah the other get the other day
Okay
Well, they're not gay. I was trying to say gay and I have a speech impediment. I
Mean they could be gay, I don't know look to them
They decide for long periods of time without any women near a lot of board probably stuck
a lot of boredom with the Romans right yeah weren't they fucking pretty sure I'm
pretty sure Alexander the great or whatever the hell his name was was just
fucking anything that moved pirates to oh my god
goodness that's how scurvy came about really but it was the rats yeah were
they fucking the rats well maybe maybe you never really know you want Easter
West boss you just want to keep doing our system our system I like our system
I do it's kind of cool you know I've always had this idea of playing like
customs and one person moves down the left side of the map the other person
moves down the right side of the map and if anyone needs help you just call
to him whoever dies has to kiss the guy that doesn't die for that too I got the
key for your glass I got audio here already actually a player definitely a
player maybe not I'm just gonna need I'll let you know if it's a player or
not
It's a scap
Okay, no boss. Okay.
He's just like, oh, scurvy is when you have extra vitamin C,
aka vitamin cock, aka gay sex.
Sure.
Did you bring a big bag this time?
I did.
taking out all these scabs I just took a big risk touch for the paid off shot at
admin would you what would you get I see him he's in the there's two of them where
are they in the bridge they're towards west side of the first story I was near
the bridge. They run across towards west I kill. They're in admin though, right? Yeah.
This is running in West, I think.
So you have one in West, and you have guys in admin looking in West.
Yeah.
You got three or one?
Yeah.
You see me?
Yeah, I see you.
I'm on the pool table.
Yeah, you can hold my push, and I can look at admin.
Yeah.
This is good.
Oh, you want me?
I can't really hold your push.
I have a haul up.
You hold your push
Well, they push you can look over and I think they're gonna see me bro instantly
Okay, so I'll tell you if they if they're like fighting me outside my door. Yeah, I'll just lay down in laser. What are these guys doing?
I don't need
You guys are so weird you walking on wood I took one set
I can push Evan
I think it's like, I'm like running from a sky bridge.
Actually, maybe I should.
No, I don't think you should.
You get pinched, push them.
Yeah, I'm down. Let me check this.
I'm about to drop down.
I got people outside.
I killed one player.
Yeah, I'm done my second floor.
Okay.
He's got Adni guys.
I'm gonna, uh, I'll come inside bridge.
Yeah, yeah, he's gonna be here.
Careful.
Oh, yeah, yeah, he was shooting at me.
Oh, yeah.
I'm good.
Run across again.
No, I down these deadies, deadies, deadies.
He's dead inside.
I used to think I was a slut.
I had to put my stomach on.
you are him a few
absolutely fucking some more
but i don't know those rather guys though
pack my next year
there's wires at your feet to move on I'm good on wires I just finished it
that was a nasty that was a fucking nasty who's shitting the toilet left it
absolutely disgusting I needed to show you
I don't think they're in here, so.
I mean maybe maybe they just rotated all the way around I mean yeah this guy was a freak
even just the way his inventory was set up like he has a grenade and each like one spot
They're not even stacked. He has a bandage painkiller regular heels like this guy's
Yeah
Another player here
No, I'm good
I have to bring you a golden teeth if I don't get it on the streets for you to kill
I got it
I think I get a lot for the glass.
Yeah, I'll bring them.
Wait for the shit to go.
How many more wires are you good?
I'm good.
Who's that at?
Yeah, that's it, man.
I mean, it's like, the golden TT isn't good, man.
I
Chats thing I saw someone by heli a good player
Just a scab unless he has the fastest reaction skills ever.
Are caps going for anything? Can I get a price check on caps, please?
I think they're a decent vendor. I only need two more kills. I'll get them.
Back though 20 to 30k worth it
Little vendor I might be getting ratted bush
Little vendor King
I got more wires for you, Miles.
I'm good on wires.
I'll finish that quest.
Oh, cap's only 13k.
13k vendor?
What?
No, 13k.
Well, I don't know if it's a vendor, but it's 13k.
That's all I got.
That's a way.
Are you sure?
Is that real?
Is that real?
For three slots?
It's 80k.
Three slot cat?
Oh my god, there's a guy outside of me shooting at me.
Shooting at you?
Yeah, he's dead.
Nice.
He shot me once, I lived, he ran for his life.
He was hauling ass away, bro
Oh you're gonna caps or cat cat Oh
Caps or nothing. I thought you were talking about the cat, no no no, no, no. Sorry I was wondering what the fuck you were talking about
Though cats suck, yeah
But you have to do this, yeah.
Caps are 13,000.
What's chat saying?
Yeah, it's bad.
Yes, chat, no, I can't pronounce the full fucking word, screw everybody, all right?
That's ah fuck you.
I'm just walking on landmines, what is that?
Something outside my branch, yeah, I don't know.
No need to golden teethie, I am finished with the quest.
Very nice, very nice.
We making that money.
we make in a man a
fish on the
i mean kills on the day
just
four kills. I'm going to get you sick in this discord call today man. We can start kissing.
I'm down to deal with that. What happened to you? What? Today. What are you talking about?
Were you keeping comments about being life partners and kissing and shit? Well just you know,
coming off of a big win, you know what I'm saying? Like I'm just trying to celebrate
boss. You know, can I not celebrate with the homies? Can I not celebrate with the
with me is that against the law well in certain states I think it is still now
she says oh lord lord be with them
the gut the good that's what they call me my war name yeah turn it was fun
yesterday man a good time I enjoyed the basins of the West Wing if you are
interested I still got second floor and first floor I've been killing people it's
all yours
we're making money dude actually really good run for me
our plugs are money by the way are they like 40k earlier today or something
Wow, I'll make sure I grab them from now on
It's so many things that are never worth money or worth so much money
Yeah, that's why I'm trying to farm money now before stuff. It's like normal price. Oh, it's a good idea
Now I'm finding quest items. I haven't really done this since wife has started so
This is really good for me
And I know the next couple of days. I'm not gonna be accomplishing anything. I'm gonna be with the boys
Yeah, you're not gonna do nothing else.
Honestly, part of me wants to get some of the bullshit quests done today.
I don't know how long they'll be on today though.
Well, just let me know in the after whatever.
Cool.
You need to find some adrenalin.
you get that next uh...
it gives you an ejector case
yeah i did i don't i don't remember what it is
oh yeah i started here
i need to keep these to shonkers but i'm real hungry
Toothpaste is 50k on the flay holy shit.
Ooh, m-tape, I get a price check on m-tape please, pretty sure it's worth something.
i don't have this morning and arena is actually pretty fucking lit
out of bed
all i would be a lot of time uh...
i don't have to be a little bit of a little arena is actually pretty sick
alina's do you saw the podcaster actually in this case you're an
counter strike
why they didn't do that from the beginning only the lord
I like we were all yelling do this. Please just do this. Why try and make your own mode fuck your mode
But no it sucks either now than ever I guess
Wonder what all that'll be finished though
I'm gonna be real bro ever since
Whatever his name is Vladimir whatever the fuck the meetery they're gay
Sure. Ever since sure gay kind of took over. I actually kind of faith in their development and their timelines
For him, I'd probably tell you never but now that he exists. I
I mean, they're getting shit done
I wonder what my search skills goes up each rate.
I'm gonna check before we get out.
This poor guy just, this guy just, huh?
I forgot about the idea
Turd
RIP chunky turd in the jet RIP
He lives a good life though. Is he you said armor? I just don't need it
There's like a hundred K boss you said farmers are
Yeah, boss
I do it on the plates. I'll be honest my my kids actually I got pretty much
much everything I need they're full yeah I'm full full of good shit as well I guess I
can drop this drop this what's in tape again does anyone know when he's a last
touch I got someone moving inside a resort all the way at the end I'm not
really too worried about them alias I am now somebody's shooting a scav
Maybe a little bit farther actually.
That's there.
Perhaps not worth shit.
Yeah, I can grab it.
They're moving, they're gonna be like towards the extract when we get there.
Oh damn.
Have you looted admin?
Uh yeah, I need to loot my guy outside of admin though.
Yeah, I'm in admin now.
now. Yeah, we're playing with Tim and Nick on Tuesday, Tuesday. They are being selfish
right now and hanging out with their children this weekend. I know. I know. I've been trying
to get over it myself. It is what it is. It is what it is. Don't worry. I will be calling
them slurs on Tuesday 100% and I will be letting them know it's not okay. The audacity. The
The All-Dacity.
The All-Dacity.
No, they take off Mondays as well.
I know.
Well, it's not even about them choosing their kids over Tarkov.
It's about them choosing their kids over me.
Absolutely ridiculous.
Absolutely ridiculous.
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to get over it.
Oh, there they are.
Well, I think I'm gonna head out of this raid, Terry.
Yep. Me too. I'm gonna split with this guy out here as I come.
He's out for the raid.
The other guys still camp in this guy's body for like 20 minutes again.
Very likely.
Poopseeker.
Oh yeah, it's definitely this guy's teammate.
What was it?
Chunky.
Chunky turd.
Yeah, Poopseeker and Chunky turd.
Poopseeker and Chunky turd.
those guys aren't teammates then I don't know nothing
yeah
they're probably sitting there and they're like what's your name
chunky turd
imma name myself poop seeker
I guarantee it
no doubt
outlaw appreciate the love bro
good rainbows
yeah yeah
got a little chattington
Lower level, but I mean you can tell you know how to play the damn game. I
Got on today with 79 mil and I told myself if I get a hundred mil
I'm happy if I get a hundred mil total. Yeah, I'm already at 85 plus this rate
Holy shit, you're a wormin
One real big bow shot
Oh, yeah, I take this key for me, bro
you get my used one oh yeah that's gone right now no it's right here behind you nice
you got to go open at the base in the west wing here plus you can also just wait until
you get the key cars and we can just actually go I say we actually don't really matter
Yeah, there's eight more uses. I'm not like every other raid
It's actually worth looting them just so even if you don't your lab is a salamate
He's like 60 K just spawns on the cable and like the first room of west really
Yeah
Yeah, my smoke grenade
Yeah, what idea good rate good rate
You were running around two mile an hour.
Two mile an hour.
Brown, brown, brown, brown, brown. You know, that's the first tournament me and peanuts one that he's put on, which is pretty cool.
And it's in our game, which is awesome as well.
cool. I don't know, no, no.
I need to get, obtain the item.
Obtain is a lot different than find it in raid.
Oh, go to woods, hand over a mother fucker.
There's always something else and ain't never you just won five billion dollars such and
he gives me the moonshine somebody fuck me.
Are you kidding me?
Damn it!
Crustin, thank you so much for the take gifted bro.
I appreciate you man.
Love you Crustin in the chat.
Thank you for the love bro.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I don't want to do any of these quests I need to go to here or no I need to go to
her
cool
what's this? gain fatigue
Bro, where the hell did you get the ZB14?
I can't buy it and I can't find it.
You can't get the ZB14 key from anywhere and nothing.
runs and the bunker.
Turn these off.
Did I have one?
I could drop it to you or I could sell it with money.
Wait, people are selling them?
Yeah, I think they just get bought fast on flea.
Please bring it to me.
I need to turn this bitch in already.
Mmm, I gotta think about it.
Come on, boss!
Please, boss! I need to turn it in, boss!
Oh my god, dude, I unlocked the RPG.
If I kill one more player with a grenade...
Vass?
Yeah.
Really?
Wait, I have a chatter that says I tried to snipe CB Fortune and the fleet didn't notice, but I paid a mill for it.
Steel!
Finish him, bro. As long as you're getting quest done, it doesn't matter. Fuck it.
Wanna run streets, Ray?
Yeah.
Um, I'm sure.
Change it up.
Cool.
I probably won't bring a Trimney then.
No, no, no tournament.
We should go inside our game
if we're going to go to the streets.
Tell.
Last season.
I was using the C28 our last
raid yesterday and I played
like the entire time of your tournament
plus some and never died.
I still have it.
Way the key.
The G28, the gun.
Oh, you're keeping boss.
I
Might bring a different gun to trees though
I don't like using scopes on that mat dude, I really need it
JJ thank you so much for the gifted man. I appreciate the love bro Tristan trusty shell
Custom God of our step Tommy and freedom. Thank y'all so much for the love. Thank you for the subs. Welcome in everybody
They see a lag I
Get him to play this I texted him that Tim come play this he said I'd rather die and I said I can make that happen
He said all right. I'll draw
All right, you don't need to invite me back, boss.
All right, well, I haven't reset yet, although I've been getting jaded.
You're good.
I don't know if I'm going to need a marker for this quest or not.
What's the difference between season and PVP?
Season is a lot shorter wipes or it's a wipe.
It wipes.
PVP doesn't wipe anymore but seasonal wipes every four to five months I think and everything's
just kind of accelerated.
So you get faster loot, you get faster skills, you get faster everything, you can also take
positive and negative effects towards your entire season that you're playing.
Dude, I'm level 41 metabolism man.
Really?
27 attention?
I got 14 endurance, 21 strength, 39 metabolism, 16 perception.
Nice.
What's my searching?
My crafting's a leave, but that's already.
My search is 22 already, holy shit.
Yeah.
Oh dude, okay, listen to this shit.
How many races do you have by the way?
I have no idea.
I'm just loaded in, I hide out.
Why?
I was wondering,
does you have like similar level search and shit today?
Oh bro, I think I died so much.
if we go streets there's no chance we kill sanitar doing your quest mm-hmm
all right what do you need for intel level 2 oh yeah that's all that matters
I
Nutrition upgrade this any laboratory little to to make that oh
Shit balls
All wonderful it's about to fuck me yeah
Let's be making money Terry
Down the money goes down the money goes
Yes, yes, I'm fucking botting come on man
And these are 40k a pop as well
All right, I gotta wait for that to be done
Might as well buy these before the price goes up later today.
Alrighty, so this is done, we've got to wait for this.
How long is this going to take to upgrade in an hour?
Alrighty, let's get in there.
Get in there, mouse.
Invite me.
Okay.
I do it.
Let's do it, mouse.
She's gonna make it to the nap.
What is the MF stand for?
My family!
That's what you is, you're my family.
Poor motherfucker.
Dependent.
Dependent on the situation.
It's kind of like when you speak Spanish, a word may mean another word that is a dude
acting as another dude.
Know what I'm saying?
Probably think of it with a 48 bucks.
Dean, think of it with a 10 or impressive day yesterday, boss.
It was fun to watch.
I appreciate you, man.
so much of the cow words dude
yes that's baddie twitch streamer named baddie that's his streamer Adam the
baddie beard
Yo gamer think of the 17 months probably think of it a 48
What's your streamer item
I don't got what boss maybe one day damn it the Coca-Cola
I
All right
Of course it's fine in the one location where I wish I had a scope boss
Yeah
I'm staring at it
I'm not seeing
I did not see them
Oh
Zad talks with a hundred gifted. I'm beautiful
Kisses the boy on the what the fuck
Kiss the boys on the mouth for me
Cap of pride how's it going?
Why is it going well dude? Hey, you've been a hundred bad. I appreciate you and the 50 gifted
Yeah, you're for love man. Thank you so much for love and a subs your legend, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
No, he's in a chat for that talks, bro
unbelievable man
I've said it before, if I could get an item, and I couldn't have it be Zatalk's shirtless
body, I would probably do either A, touches wood, a baseball bat, looks kind of like Lucy
from The Walking Dead, that Negan walks around with, I'll be careful saying that, to pronunctuate,
important
But I do something like that
Or I'd have a food item the redneck taco in the stash where I had like
Thousand durability and you could just snack on that shit every time you come out of raid instead of having to buy
cans of beans and shit I got my last
Oh
Touches those epic in here, which would be a stand that you pop and you no longer had oh my gosh no longer had to eat that rate
Yeah
Juice bro juice
Yeah
Yeah
Docs case
Yeah, key to that keep going keep going keep taking case. Oh my god
Ultimate juice bro ultimate juice
Ultimate juice oh my god, it's loaded
Okay, I think that's everything oh
Oh, and a poster thing, but it's not really worth much.
I hear someone near me.
There's a player's egg.
That's me.
Okay.
There's player's egg construction as well.
I just killed a guy.
I don't know if it was the same or a scab.
Okay.
Well, this one's paid for and everything is in my butt, so we're good.
I just want to check 15.
Coming.
What, you're inside check 15 building?
Yeah.
Damn son.
What if someone robs me over here?
I'm in the fucking shite rack.
I cleared it all.
Okay.
If you look for relax gear now.
No.
I might go grab that real quick.
Nope.
Someone's opposite side trying to kill him.
Someone's been in here. I was I was in there, but I didn't get to see
Holy shit, I was a fucking come on Maria. She should get over here. All right, they're going crazy
There are people I can shock and hired
I had smuggler's basement you're inside right yeah yeah you want a level five
plate I don't care but here carry both of these um yeah I'm level four I'm not
I have two level 5s you want both?
I'll take one, no matter
I'm coming Bubs
I'm right here, are you passing?
Oh damn bro, I thought you were up top
There it takes the B14
Like that?
Oh this doesn't fit, I don't think
I'll keep it anyways
Yeah, I was uh armor mark whatever we do we have to do it now I'm gonna run across here
Yeah, now they're done.
They might be one of them guys.
Yeah, yeah, laser as well.
one the other one killed me they're so fucked up
I don't know how he's gonna...
What?
Nice.
I don't know how he's gonna...
Okay, you're good then.
Dude, I don't know how he's gonna kill both.
I don't know how the face shield didn't even bounce on.
Shit, bro.
Dude here's what you're gonna. Do here's what you're gonna. Do you're gonna put my blackjack in your bag and you're gonna quad rig
Or at least like three rigs
Yeah
I
Hit that guy in the head so many times
How'd that feel fucking blows man?
the cell shit while you farm
I have all the codes in my dox case
I got a code
I have it as well
How do I take that too?
It's the staff extract behind the post office
by the stairs you know what I'm talking about
Yeah, I know what you're talking about
It's a sketchy place though man
yeah
I think one of them had a P9
I'm scavenging, don't worry.
imagine I hear people around me give me a second
one red rebel we all say in red rebel red rebel where
Red Rebel. On Gabon?
On your teammate. Just motherfuckers shot you in the face with a shotgun.
I
Was a shotgun yeah, I don't think that was him
No, it was him. He had he also has or five. Yeah, yeah, and now this walk
Okay
How much time's left to your shit 30 minutes?
Okay, wrong grade. I'm gonna go damage fast
There's another guy here
This is the guy they killed
Okay
What did I change I flipped that
check car check the car see if the car is still here
Nothing.
I know, poor Terry dude. It sucks that Caban was here because I had to fry his bitch ass before I killed the guy.
Yeah, this is seasonal, yeah, sure.
Get that folk out of here.
Yo, Johnny, what's up, baby?
Good rate?
All right, boss.
I'm out, boss.
Yeah, John.
We're just literally running around murdering people are usual sad talks. Thank you again for the 50 bed. Thank you for the love dude
legend, bro
GG
I got pretty much everything I cannot believe I got a red key card.
I'm sick.
But first I'll never get the red one.
Alrighty, so I have your helmet, different helmet
but a helmet, headphones, your rig, all your ammo,
your gun, your backpack.
Oh no, you were wearing, what were you wearing?
Bastion or ULAC?
ULAC.
Alrighty, I got your ULAC.
Got a plate you have in here.
I'll put a five in the front.
So I have helmet have phones you lock
Grenades you need bag
Bring up the old meds in there. I don't think you need anything bro. Oh, holy shit. Yeah, I think you're good
Extra ammo bring a stack of ammo cuz I can't buy your ammo
but a little morphine stem in there.
Keep the dash, I don't bring a new one.
Cool. Take me away.
Five's going there. There we go.
So, okay. Good. Good.
Yeah, we good. You only have two mags out, one mag in.
Yeah.
Okay, anybody chose this guy?
All right, we need to eat and drink. We're back in there. Tell this shit real quick, do.
Let me just list this docs case and the dog tag case.
I
Watches red go for
Eight hundred K do that was like a two to three no more throat. Oh my gosh
We just sell two things I'm good I got grab a new key
we'll see burglar 69s in the lobby hell yeah
Thank you.
You.
You.
You.
You.
You.
I appreciate you man even love, baby don't leave her for 14 months I should go, I should go,
I
Don't good
Next song now
What you want what you want
Now I suck dick for a living that's where we're at
Let's go!
Hustle, Fouse.
Shit.
Dude, if you would have ran out there and died.
Lock it!
Yeah, that would have been terrible.
I am just dead.
Yeah, that would have been terrible.
I am just jamming.
Went ahead and juiced up.
Ready to rock.
Where'd you go, man?
Construction
Towards the yellow construction yes, yes, I know I got the audio bug
Oh, now I'm lagging.
Uh-oh.
And I'm back.
You ever get that when you lose your audio,
then you freeze for a second?
Oh, all the time.
And your silent shots.
you going to uh mark i'm at the structure so just waiting for you
yeah i'm in bowels yes i'm
Oh, you're down laying a little bit the fuck up when staying yeah at car bank and I believe
he's alive bro.
I probably ate like six shots of BP.
I can't, I can't even see him from this range.
I'm just like, I can see him, but I can't like,
how do we get over the bullets we're going?
Yeah.
of
the
yeah they're in I'm going boss you think you can kick me in or now I'm gonna try
kicking
of the
death of the
death of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
Oh
You anything
They sucked it all up
It's all in they butts. Yeah, it's all in they booty cheeks
Looks like it was a shitty one anyway, so fuck them
One guy was naked
He was naked bows
Well, some good ammo, I mean this guy got absolutely fried bro, on the backswing as well.
Yep, naked, spread eagle.
Well, alright.
Let's buggy.
Okay.
No, I killed him on that one of our swung backwards
I shot him in the face in an old domeski
I can't believe you and not rigged the tournament like that
I know man, isn't it insane that y'all just call us bad all the time because we're the
only people who like to actually run around and move in this game and then we play in
a tournament and we win it.
And now you guys have to sit there and realize that the same people you thought suck, it's
better than the people you thought was good.
Mm-mm-mm-mm, doggy dog world.
How in the hell was it luck?
I'm a key.
No, not yet.
I don't know the stars.
That being pizza box.
I checked that one.
I checked the one on top of hookah and on the table.
It's probably on one of these tables just in a corner somewhere.
How could we have rigged it?
I want you to explain that one to me.
How could we have rigged it?
You think everybody else let us win?
Yes, man.
Anything other than to give two goopers a little bit of love and compassion, huh?
Anything but giving two goopers a little bit of love and compassion.
I
Got to move out
Her stuff outside careful camps
I mean
I'm down to go straight there right now these kids out long going
They're yanking you chain my wizard or do you mean my robe my wizard
I
Were the teams originally decided everyone just got put on the team
Wait now now you say the teams weren't equal
who
Who had a slouch on their team the only person that could say that and this I say would love is vibing
Landmark had Genji and sheep fried
Higgs had stank rat, both great players.
Shroud had pestilli.
This room used to be stale.
Who had the slouch?
Where is he?
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Did he try to jump?
Yeah.
There he is.
Where is he?
He's at 14.
You got him? Yeah.
Yeah, he's dead.
He tried to jump? Yeah.
Yeah, he did.
What the hell was he shooting?
Oh my gosh, the death shadow.
Is this you out in front?
This one's running.
I don't know.
Oh no!
Don't put me down!
Oh!
Alright, you know what?
Fuck my arm.
I don't want it.
I don't know.
This guy shot me in the face.
I tanked it, and he freaked out and missed every single bullet after that.
Let's get the hell out of here.
Thanks.
Well, man.
I mean, yeah, dude, give me the grade.
And you know what's funny as well?
Everybody's saying this now, how we rigged it,
this, that, and the other.
But before the tournament started,
holy shit.
What the hell?
He's up on the balcony.
But before the tournament started,
everybody was saying how me and Peanut
I had no chance of winning.
Everybody said, oh, you a peanut, no way.
Pastilly got shrouded, landmark got Gen G.
Y'all got no chance of winning.
Then we win.
Well, y'all rigged it.
How about you suck my dick?
How about you take your mouth and start sucking?
Grate all the balls a little bit.
Like you a pharaoh and my balls are great.
So I'm hanging above your mouth.
Yeah, yeah, but but but again the premise of the entire tournament was first to three rounds guys
We literally
And the people who are in my stream will attest to this we literally tested it for two minutes
During like like not or like seven thirty eight o'clock on one random night. We didn't have anyone to test this
We're like Alex just tested
We didn't even know the draws were a thing until in the middle of the tournament
All we knew is that the game wouldn't finish if it was two to two, someone would just win.
And on top of that, the only two occasions that it actually mattered was whenever we
had the advantage over Pastille and Stroud and we ended up winning.
And then when Landmark had the advantage over us and he ended up winning.
So in all occasions, it didn't change literally anything. It just sucked.
Y'all just yapping.
Ooh baby.
I
Use this sound better. Will you hey do you by chance have any extra bpm o545?
I have some you want to bring me a stack, please
So, thank you my friend. I'm really enjoying this gun. I must save it actually
All righty, I'm gonna take my dog out real quick if you want a few and just wait for
me and smile we can do that as well.
All right, um, I'll sell we're good, all right, I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Give me a moment.
you
you
you
you
you
Alright Terry, cue it up!
Cue it up, I'll go take a tinkle.
Okay.
Going right now.
What's up?
I'm going right now.
Thank you, boss.
Also, invite me to a stream together.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
Also, invite me to a stream together.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
I think I'll get water right now, we'll die, hopefully not.
All righty.
Sorry everybody, I'll take the doggo out, apologies, apologies, apologies, I won't let you down!
I
Go let's do it
Back straighters 42. I believe we just we don't have the quest for I kind of need to do some quests at some point bro to be honest
I'm just lazy
I've been really enjoying just like PBP and I'm back with Jam. Oh man. Oh, sweet
I'm right here underneath the bridge boss. I'll say we go here relax key and your marker and boss
Hey
One the peanut tournament we did me and peanut did
town's rigged
th
th
3
th
3
off duty bouncer, fucking head shot, third window
do a little nothing
there
I
Well, this is fucking hits and balls Bob. Yeah
of
I'd run a scav from a beer for a while
a
that you know what i'll watch
people have been bouncing FMJ off their head you just saw them going down
fly a wish out of scope
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
of course there's a guy just holding a right hand on the fucking door they're all fighting
each other there's just a guy sitting on a door cuz he's a fucking rat he's letting
his boys take the fight because he doesn't want to die and he gets rewarded for it.
Oh man.
There was a lot of them.
Yeah I figured I could go into the right door because there was about four people on the
left side of the building and I didn't want to just sit there and wait literally for
the next 30 minutes.
Damn!
All good.
MP7 let me down there.
Yeah you gotta run 556 boss MP7's hot dog shit.
You've had two fights with it, and they bounced twice now.
Yeah.
They buffed that gun, dude.
I got six kills every single one of them bullets, too.
Yerp.
Yerp.
Well, I had no more 545 ammo anyway, so I'll get...
Anty, Anty.
Well, we ran into the one guy we didn't want to run into in the spot we didn't want to
see him.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
this lobe off this bitch. There we go. Well now I'm going to run a scope. It's so funny
man you we sit down we talk about. I think I live around 5 5 6. And we're like we're
not going to run a scope because you don't need a scope. The very first fight we get
in I need a scope oh targ off tar bob tar bob maybe I'll run 308
I'm not mad about dying and losing my shit. I'm mad about dying and losing my damn backpack,
bro. You don't have any more big backpacks, do you?
Um, yeah, I do.
Yeah?
Yeah, I need one. Bad.
Alright, I got it.
me. Thank you, boss. All right, good to go. Damn it. I'm past. Oh, I need to turn this
CB
Wake up Terry, I think everybody's just a little tired from I
Mean dude, you got to think of how many hours these guys have been putting in for the drops
I mean Terry's been putting in 14 hour 15 hour days every day a
Little bit of eye strain
are you tired I don't get tired boss I'm a superhero you haven't heard you haven't heard
about my superpowers I'm dashingly good-looking I'm petite and figure already boss I am ready
if you are like what's that what was that the one with the with the lizards
in Greek mythology the lizard woman what did I buy
shits I don't remember what did I buy oh OBD too
Medusa, yeah, but if the lizards are my mullet, you know
Ghostly thank you for the six months, baby. I appreciate you, man. Thank you for the love David. Congrats. I appreciate you
Jamie thank you for the dinner hutch. I hope you see my previous super chat hutch the X in the way you repeat a coordinated
Combat yesterday was a masterpiece. I'm a huge fan of the nut and especially the gut. I appreciate the 20, bro
Thank you for the love bed. Thank you for the 20 days of the chapter JB. It goes to the coming in on the tube
Thank you guys man. I'm balls. Thank you for the thousand bitties
You're lacking nipples doesn't affect your gaming you got to offer to teach Tim how to talk off
He did worse than the tutorial that I did
Yeah, we got practice on Tuesday Tuesday is our next class with Tim and Nick
So it should go well.
They want serpents, they want lizards.
you
Okay.
Bag for you, Hush.
I see a player to the right he's behind this van right here this boss I'm gonna need him
to be a good name I think he's dead I got the quest on you're still muted
he's on call with his brother who have no comms till then okay this beta bag in
near bags.
Face.
Fibs.
It's 545 MFU.
It's rigged.
the
the
the
the
the
I hear that mark from here, it's a mouse.
He won't be able to address the fact that he has no nipples, you can't say online.
He ain't got no nipples. He got tiny little hands. He's balding.
Can't deny it.
Oh, they're shooting out to the left by X-ray.
th
5th
5th
5th
5th
of
I'll make a mouse you have a green flare jump if you do
You want to go there? Jump if you do.
Did you find good loot at a mark room? Jump if you did.
Uh, crouch if you didn't.
Nice.
If you want chicken nuggets, jump if you do.
Yep. That's not tall, right?
I thought he had some of the else playing for him for a second, there's something dead
right here.
Yeah.
Just to spare the rat.
who's ratting?
Yeah, Genji is my sister, my half-sister, I have shit I'm not good at.
Oh
Okay.
All right, guys, I'm back, sorry, dealing with some bullshit, you know, you know how
it is, part of it, dealing with some bullshit, not Hailey though, although I will say if
If she doesn't bring me a DC in the next two minutes, chopping block, the chopping block.
Time has begun.
Now, two minutes, but we're over achievers.
30 second woman, hurry up, 29, 28.
Yeah, she won't come back in here with a shoe and a diet coke.
gonna freeze that bastard throwing a sock and using it up I don't even know
what the hell that shit's called like David did against Goliath
we might need to get in the lab I got a green key card a my god uh key ring an
Intel and a let-ex. Yeah. Oh my god. It was huge bro. Thank you, baby
All right, I'm dealing with some some stupid shit man. I apologize for that
Did your brother poop himself again, I wish it was that
That's rock
I'm down to go left. You want to go left after this? I got to be off the ground floor
So I got about two more hours today. Oh
I
Will be my mark room is right here
Tell me your relax. Yeah, I'll hit that
Hey, I don't have it all good
Stream res is choppy, but what do you mean?
I'm gonna run to the right.
Run to the right.
He's fucking happy he ain't dead though.
Where is he?
Where we were when we died.
I'm gonna run the fuck away.
you with the marching he went to Mark's room I'm going marching but he ran away
I think you hit them with that grenade no really no one left
second mark ready key card man nice
I
Yeah, man he's in the alleyway or in the road he's rotating all the way around
Oh, yeah, we're looking where he was is it
He's running like past relax towards where we entered from
Yeah.
What's your?
Got him.
You got the player?
He was upstairs in that building.
Was that him you think?
Yeah, potentially.
Yeah, I killed one upstairs in that building.
Yeah, could have been him.
I'm looking it out.
I'm not seeing anything.
Could be one more.
I only ever heard one and your name.
I heard a grunt after it.
You could have killed him with that.
Really?
Jared these are the fiber man me outside running towards back towards you
All right, nobody where the need was
But I killed one upstairs in this building. I'm not super familiar with this area, so
Yeah, I think we can go in like this though
It could definitely be another one up here though. Yeah, I'm with you
I never saw him so I can't tell you if that's him or not.
Epstein was TK, this is his name.
No lives detected.
Oh god, someone failed.
Don't the staff shout at him?
Yo, fuck, thank you for the love.
Yeah, I need him.
I can't buy him.
Okay.
Yeah, fuck thank you for the love yeah, I need them I can't buy
Thank you for love bro rip take a little three months. Yeah, you all go to labs
Let's go out on down the spiral stairs
Will be inside my way. Yeah, I said we full we'll go hit tar bank
Then go to my mark room and then leave and then we go back
People what they want
It keeps on in labs cards, because it's a sign.
There it is.
I gotta upgrade my hideout after this as well.
Yeah.
Oh, cabalm.
We feel cabalm on the way to Tarbank.
Yeah.
Max Max Boop run man play your life
Right you play this raid like Marines and we'd laugh so I get off I
Got no stamina
I'm no stamina. No, dude. I got a car battery. You want this? No, I don't want to be
You can buy a tank battery on the plane.
I have a tank.
Don't I need an actual tank battery for a different quest?
Yeah, you can buy one for 600k and make 5 bar batteries.
I'm nading you in.
Oh
I
Careful player in there everywhere
Or my scab Terry
You have no idea
Jack clip that show to Terry
You're just gonna have to watch Lord. Thank you for sparing him today
Well, you want to shot me bro? I'm holding this window right here
And you went right on that wall you went like this and my
If I was actually aiming at Caban, and my recoil wasn't sending me to Vietnam, you were dead.
Really? I didn't see it.
It was unbelievable.
I think there might be a player lurking.
I had to repack that.
I'll clear.
Yeah, it is unless there's someone up top
No, it's a sniper scav for sure. Oh my god that clip. I told you bro. Dude, I'm a son.
You should be dead right now.
I almost did.
Yeah, you should be dead.
That was crazy.
Oh, that's a big bull.
Flexo security.
That's 600J or something.
Yeah, you loot all these guys.
I'm going to go and loot those, uh, what's it called, and look for Lasky Cards.
Hey, are there cabinets?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm gonna be honest, dude.
He's filling that coffee on the keyboard.
Probably been the best decision I've made.
Yeah.
Did you just take a sprint?
I did, for a second.
Dude, I had no idea.
If you're using a keyboard, you're like, I don't know, I've had that one probably
about six years.
And no, because that's not even, no, I haven't had that.
A different one and can you break a keyboard by smacking it?
Yeah, I think so moving in
That'll work
Yeah, that keyboard was definitely broken because I would press keys and sometimes they wouldn't work so I'd press them again
was a buff and that new one came in is it the same as your old one you can see
exact same type yeah but it's super like super responsive and then the
kebon had bad p45
negotiation key is that worth anything 15k
Once a free free spot concordia security that's worth a little bit and when's the
last time you felt the embrace of a woman and a while man oh I can hear it
with all this knowledge you spin about key facts you sound like lemon about
bird hold on now careful
lonely friend old TV get in these fondling cabinets boss tell me find us
lab keep guard there you just need intel a little too
So, that's a lab card.
Yeah, that's true.
All the logistics.
Wait, that might be money, I don't know.
No, they're down in price.
Oh.
Dude, that clip was crazy.
I told you, bro.
I literally, like, my heart stopped.
And I kept shooting, like, because I didn't, like, realize it was you for a couple of
seconds.
I can't loot the other batch, bro.
I'm gonna want to die.
I didn't realize that it was here for a while.
It's coming out of here, yeah.
Onwards.
It's our bussy. Our bussy.
You used to be the one with these for free, you know?
Jumping through the window
Don't remember
They're here they that much somebody hit them. Yeah
The mic is shot our dicks
I hope not man.
You wanna loot this area too or no?
Oh sure, I don't know if you see but
I heard some door right.
Oh yes, I'm playing.
Where's this guy at?
Could be a top.
here buddy there nice work man there's nothing
guys another one
can't lie to you boss that was a crazy fucking push
I was going across the hallway and he just wanted to have me
I was a crazy prefire by him my goodness
that was crazy bouse I should have a rene peak them
yeah you shut up
I should have re-need him, man.
Yeah he heard him running through that hallway.
I was gonna swing him first, Terry, he was fucking in there like swimwear.
How are you playing like this when you suck two days ago?
First off, fuck you.
Second off, fuck you twice.
Third off, listen man.
I play different games.
I don't just play Tarkov every day of every year, of every month, of every time, every...
...
You know what I'm saying?
get back into the rhythm of things and bro you were saved and then you were
for shaking. MA 551 tap. Ouch. Ouch. I got folded. Yeah, you did. Right in front of
of my eyes. I had to witness that and I didn't like it.
His name is Swing Diver Pete.
It's actually a sick name. I like that.
I killed Lone Pringle TV.
R.P. my dog Lone Pringle.
He don't train.
What do I do here?
I think this is a bad move, maybe.
This goes here.
I'll start
Yeah, sure
Oh, that's a fucking player.
Damn it.
Damn it, man.
Don't tell me I gotta go over there.
Yeah, I do, boss.
Son of a bitch.
Well, I'm to die.
My chat will snap on him. Lock him.
The audio just kept sounding like it was getting closer and closer, and I just kept thinking,
Here he comes. Nope. Alright. Here he comes. Nope. Alright. Here he comes.
Oh, it's a fucking scab, bro.
I'm not even a player. We're good.
He ate it!
There's no way, bro.
I
Nine nine five by the way
Oh, I think I got a bag of shit
Yeah, I forgot about your bag you do sit back
Yeah, I did you sit back
Well
Don't worry about it house. Oh
Oh my gosh, no, I love I love that M995 doesn't matter when you're shooting fucking scabs because
you shoot one in the face with it and they go, oh, what's next?
Yeah.
May I have another please?
Oh my God.
I got another flea market spot.
We need good man.
I know Chad, I know how M995 works.
Doesn't mean if I'm gonna shoot Vladimir Dmitri the third and he tanks it and then takes my arm off,
I'm not gonna bitch about it.
All right, left time!
Left time, left time, left time!
Did you have any of my things, boss?
I got it all again, boss.
Are you using an AK 308?
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, I got your death shadow
I got your you latch, but I can bring you a bastion instead so you can put nozzles on it
Yeah, I got your death shadow mask
I'll fill up your mags. I got your tig splint
Yeah, yeah my mouse just died
Well, since my mouth is dead, do you want to sell some things on the fleet for just the
Jiffy so I can let my mouse charge?
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to bring you a stack of...
I remember we need to reset our game before we go to labs or we're going to see the
darkest shit.
Do you want M80s in your mags or M62s?
M62 is fine or M80, I don't care.
All right, I'm giving you M62s.
You got a saloon. You got a bastion helmet. I'll give you a heavy bleed stopper. Do you
like bandages? Yeah. Yeah, I'll remandage. Well, I ain't rich. You're getting regular
bandages. Gonna call a lot of crazy. I don't use like bandages, bro. I'm not buying you
fucking army bandages. That's crazy. Fuck you. Fuck you. I fuck you. All right,
You got a helmet, a shadow armor, mags out, mag in.
Let me tap this off.
I'm putting M-88 one shots in your first mag.
Holy shit.
Yeah, all right, bro.
I take care of that.
I don't hurt somebody.
Yes.
And I hurt somebody.
Oh yeah, those are your headphones.
I'll bring those as well.
Alrighty.
We're just gonna let my mouth charge for a moment here.
we can clear out some of this inventory.
Yeah, we're gonna do labs red.
And it's actually dope because we've been farming streets,
which means we have yellow, black,
old, green, and as of two raids ago, red.
Bang!
Check that shit out, and violet.
We literally have an entire labs key case that is so sick
I've never had a full lab set like this. The only thing we're missing is blue what happened caps are 25k now
Dude, I'm just geeking over the fact that I have all of the labs cards. Oh
My god besides blue the fuck blue
Dude blue sucks
Literally terrible. I don't know why people even go in there. I
Just check if it has a damn lead X or a red card
Literally just for the opportunity of a lead X off
Yeah, I don't even go in there. I just look through the glass and then if it has it you open it
Now if it has it I don't open it
Supplex
That's why the HD drives because you have to buy them for Intel
Yo, they're gonna thousand bitties I came in second place in the hot pepper competition yesterday
My butt is now peeing lava any advice to save my misery. Oh
You've come to the right place some know me as doctor but whole hutch
All right, I'm gonna reset my game and we'll get the fireman you need fiber
good sir fiber fiber fiber fiber fiber that's the only thing you can do is eat
90 mil and all I want is 100 mil today and I'll be on for a while so one second I'm
I'm telling a guy how to fix his pooping problems.
Clump it, okay?
That's number one.
Number two, a lot of water, a lot of water
because you're gonna get dehydrated.
They don't tell you, when you poop in,
you need to hydrate.
And I'm gonna tell you, hydration is king and key.
King and king, key.
Key, King and Key.
There it is.
I had a little IRL network lag, apologies.
But yeah, that's pretty much it.
You should be good.
I didn't know so much about pooping.
I've been doing it on my life.
Kind of an expert.
What is playing?
Okay, all right, Intel 2 done.
I'm selling everything now.
Nice.
That doesn't take time to upgrade.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh, you want to jam with me?
Ride Like the Wind 2019 remaster by Christopher Cross.
Let me know when you're ready or jamming.
All right, I'm ready.
Three, two, one, go.
Oh my gosh, is that right?
Power supplies are going for 130K.
I
Do this the kind of shit that people used to like drug people to with the bar and shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
It is a night my father sweet
I'm on the run no time to speak
Right back to win
Bus!
Where the gun in my hand?
Do the red light do a win!
Drive fuel, 120k.
I'm not a driver.
I'm not a driver.
I'm not a driver.
120k.
Such a long way to go.
So why that?
At the wheel, right at the wheel.
Get a gap!
Get a gap!
I can go it is a night.
No time to speak.
Now I'm still I'm mass selling right now.
You're good mouse.
I know where to go, just to know where...
I
Hey
A H F 1 3 BTG that's what we need
Such a banger, bro, dude, that's such a banger of a song such a banger of a song so good
Go crazy day today we're at the highest viewership on twitch youtube and kick that we have been
since we've been back to Tarkov in Sanity man thank you guys so much everyone for being here
I hope you guys enjoy the channel you come back around I know a lot of y'all here for drops in
Twitch YouTube you here cuz you love me same with kid, but if y'all don't mind definitely hit the follow button
We almost up to seven hundred thousand followers on Twitch, which is fucking insane
I'm gonna be honest if we dare listen to this song we're going to get the MCA and we gotta skip it
All right, invite me and I'm ready to go. All right, let's boogie dude. Come on. Let's have a good stash
It's changing the flashlight to the one for you want me to change yours as well
No, I got the SM. I'm good
I have nods and that's it.
I'm going to grab nades too.
Do that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, what's going on?
The music's not playing for you, wait, Twitch, you all can't hear the music, don't say that.
I just picture myself shirtless on the beach with a corona hammered.
What do you say?
Fuck you.
You know.
Lock in. Here we go.
Thanks, Miles.
No problem, Miles.
I didn't bring me a damn army damage.
I brought you regular bandages, you ungrateful bastard!
It costs like one bed.
Fuck yeah.
I'm Takuwu!
Big ol' piece of French bread.
Somebody hit Parkinson's.
I heard that.
You trying to loot this room or no?
I can give it down. I'm what I see wait when each feet. Where are they?
PD
PD where I
Got them great spawn next to me. Yeah green
I thought you you always come down here. I didn't know you were gonna go this way boss. Oh my god
Dude they spawned in me. I should be dead
I should be dead by all satia I don't want their hand though that's all you if you want it I do
Finally, who's name? Yes, like, yes!
I have a arm on, man.
Dude, I turn the corner and there's four of them just teleporting in front of my very eyes.
Yeah, that'll happen.
I'm not gonna lie, this is gonna sound weird, I just heard about Hutch being shirtless on
a kick stream.
And he had his hat on, but he was shirtless and reached for something and his arms were
jacked.
What in the fuck?
They think about my body, Trey.
They obsessed with me.
They see this, they're like that's a fine piece of ass.
That's what it is.
I can't do nothing about it, what am I supposed to do?
I guess nothing.
Nothing.
Can't do nothing, Tray.
And what are you supposed to do about that?
Nothing.
All I can do is just continue being sexy.
You gotta please the people.
I sort of dropped, was that you?
Yeah. Injuring.
Four beans.
Dude, I found the dumbbell I need for Kappa.
I think I'm gonna have to come back for it.
Yeah, I won't go turn the lights off.
Fuck everybody.
Alright, go ahead. Harry?
Harry licking his...
Damn it, Harry! Stop licking your bottle!
He's closing the door.
top holes in the door man oh my god I found the army bandage I literally found
one picked it up and was about to say I found you an army bandage
I might have heard someone over here yeah I heard you running you under me or
No, I'm not under you. I'm over at the staircase out the head down
Okay
Yeah, I was running
I'm just gonna be someone over here boss. I might die here in a second boss
There is a man I see nothing you're going to the basement boss. I'm a basement
I'm going down the green stairs.
Well, I think you should.
I'm based where?
If you halt the circle and you buy a dumbbell from the flea and sacrifice it, you get another.
Is this you? I'm hearing?
Yeah, are you a G?
Yeah, close the door.
I'm hearing shots by yellow.
Yeah.
They're banging out.
Yeah.
I'm about to shut the lights off on them.
I go up red stairs.
Yeah.
Go get aggressive.
You're in there.
That's the off here in a moment.
Lights are going off.
I'm on my back.
I'm going to stop.
I'm going to stop.
I'm going to stop.
I'm going to stop.
Why'd you go in the top of the area, Scott?
Two, one.
Bravy seals, we're going dark.
Somebody was on the red stairs and got shot earlier, there's blood.
Ron, where are you at? You dropped the bag in our spot, you're underneath?
I'm kitchen now are you're up already got it
bye let's open
oh shit beady's on your yellow are you up top right now yeah
Beedie's under cat.
Huh?
We'll go loot red.
Is that thing a lucky looted?
It is looted.
Clear.
I was clear.
Parking is open and something's dead inside of it.
Really?
Got it.
Did he might be seeing me?
I
Run across you have parking I'm in yellow be careful there in her cat. I'm just gonna need BD and run at them
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, they're like towards under managers.
Oh, I found the dead guy, bro.
He died the BV at yellow.
I knew it. Careful under.
I think they're all the way hidden in the back of parking. They're just hiding back there like rats I
Got him what a fucking bitch man
Somebody else's opposite elbow. Yeah. Yeah, there's someone opposite elbow you kill the guy car
Dude, what is he doing there man?
Damn, feels bad.
Add a lap and...
Add a lap and it was about my time. We were having some good runs there for a little bit.
You saw him?
Yeah, but listen man, it's a lot easier to sit back with your beer in your hand and your feet kicked up,
looking at the screen than me trying to clear a thousand angles.
I was worried about that elbow spot. I wasn't worried about a guy crouching behind
a call
I shot.
Fuck to me, what's he look like?
He's got a bastion, quadnodes, star L.
What level?
Love he's Zane TV at ZAIN TV level 34
That ring any bells
He's offline gaming
And he's lucky. He's lucky. He's offline gaming. I would have said something
Shit, I would have ought to call him sexy or something. Oh piece of shit
damn bro that was the last time i did it i'm pissed i am pissed
now here's what i'm confused about man somebody did a lot of looting
violent shit back i didn't have a bag battery dipped on the bag or it could be the guy opposite
elbow that ran off like a little boy so the hell happened to him i don't know
Oh my god.
Intel's are going for $308,000 right now.
That's a million dollar open.
Oh my god.
I saw something over here.
A badge is 100k man.
I like it when you put a little southern draw up to your voice.
damn it bro I can't believe it I can't believe I died
can you hear this my boyfriend game?
yes I can hear it
you're fat
uh huh
I'm going to cast some shit.
Where's your bag at, mouse?
Um, no, oh, it's at the stairs.
Same place as yours. Nothing's in there. It's empty.
Oh, I had so much. 5-5-6-2.
I'm so aggravated!
You want the howl instead, mouse?
What?
The HALA instead of your NDR?
I want the secondary gun, yeah, the M4.
And just throw my scope on that, John, and make it not shoot to the moon, and I'll leave
the NDR, for sure.
Bro, this is my first death, and you're already yapping about me being dead when
you tune in.
Fuck you!
Trust me, they gave it a five gifted.
There he is.
Specter!
Okay, we'll kill everyone. Oh, we had to get his bag.
Oh
The house. Oh, yeah, dude me and shrape and we've been playing together for years, dude
He does he plays very aggro like
Whenever you play with somebody who just isn't a similar playstyle to you it's very difficult to be successful in this game
Oh my god, dude, he's very good on this BD, man.
He's a very good player.
I said it before, if I have to draft a Tarkov team to win me a tournament, Terry's my
my first pick.
Vibe and Vibe's number two.
Talking on tact this shit, just the QB's the ANO.
sort our bags and I'm out of here, man.
I mean, no landmarks incredibly good. I just, here's my thing.
Yeah. Remember tournaments are more than just aim and shooting people.
And if I'm having a team for a tournament, I know that Trey and Vibe and
aren't only going to be very good, but they're going to play the
tournament the way the turn like the best way you could play in the
tournament. Does that make sense?
And the BGT is fine.
That's what makes these guys really good.
They're very tournament oriented in terms
of like mindset and shit.
Like my team captain would be Terry.
My shooter would be Bob and probably Tony.
So many BD here, holy fuck
No, you glazed it's not glaze bro. It's just facts you watch them play long enough. You'll understand why I say the things I'm saying I
Wouldn't say if they weren't true
Let me let me check them real quick if I have to watch you loot anymore. I'm gonna fuck you. I'm looting you
I'm looting you.
Okay, alright.
Good, good, good.
Keep the mouse.
Dude, I don't know where my bag is.
That's my problem.
It's by stairs.
Same place we always put our bags.
I'll put mine right next to yours.
Oh, those stairs.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Dead men don't fall, by the way.
Oh yeah, sorry.
They're dead.
Can't talk, we can say terrible things.
Val is lack of nipples.
What?
I can't talk.
In that time he killed a family of four in a hit and run in 2007.
What the fuck?
That's why you can't drive anymore.
It's like what if these guys have the damn DD tag tag?
I don't know.
Finish your team.
What is it?
Teams of five?
Terry?
Am I included on that team or no?
Do I include myself or no?
If I am...
If I'm on the team, I mean I already drafted this team.
We want to tournament together.
He's alive.
I want to tournament with this team other than one person which is uh, which is Summit.
But we won it with Summit.
But my team would be Terry, Bobbin, Landmark, myself, and the fifth, I'm gonna say something
everyone's gonna say.
It's a pick that I'm doing to be socially correct.
Give me the walnuts, give me the peanuts.
I can't speak no slander about the P-man after his performance yesterday.
I mean that dude was unbelievable.
And you guys are going to say other people and I don't doubt that other people are great
players.
And I'm not saying this has to be the best players in the game.
I'm saying this is my team and you cannot watch peanuts performance.
The 1v2 versus Pastillion Shroud to put us into OT.
The 1v2 against Landmark and Genji.
The solo kill on Vibin to win us the tournament.
You cannot watch him perform yesterday and say that this is a bullshit pick.
You can't.
You're not real.
Keeps outnosed we'll keep winning.
Fuck everybody.
everybody. If he believes in me, I believe in him. The nut in the gut, baby. The nut in the gut.
your coach and I don't have to put Pete on the team
uh, Gouris. Gouris, and... ah, fuck it. Leave peanut on the team.
70 out for glories
Oh
I
Know Willers is crazy. Well again guys, we're talking about tournament oriented players
Who's really good at hitting homers and a home run derby and then putting them in a game versus a
A roller-chapman throwing seven different types of pitches.
I want people who are going to be good in the tournament.
I know and I'm confident I played with them and I know that they will be.
Not just good players.
It's very different being good at killing people in just regular
Tarkov than a tournament.
Y'all should have learned that yesterday.
away you know no
What if my hideouts ready
Well hold on oh, hey, I'm gonna make sure
And I get peanuts prime self number one number two
I'm gonna make sure his mods know that they can suck on my balls
Because I tried to message in the chat yesterday and they did not my message like three times
Hey lucky I didn't slay the slur
I'll bring you a beta bag mouse
Or I'll just give you the modular bag mouse. I don't care. Whatever
ever. Yeah, it happened. I said,
nothing, the gut. And it said your
message has been flagged. And then
it popped up message denied. I was
like, what? So I posted another
message. It got denied again. Then
I said, damn you, mods, you sons of
bitches. And they denied that one
I left the stream. I left the stream.
Did the children have the skies?
Oh no, oh yeah.
You can't keep me in chat if you just don't let me talk.
That's how you keep people in chat.
That's called North Korea.
What do I need?
You need headphones man, that's it.
Cool beans, ready to go.
Me too.
Um, you need headphones and I am. That's it.
Well, beans, ready to go.
Me too.
I'm eating and drinking and we're going.
Something you know a lot about everybody in the universe.
Hold on.
Bro, I don't know how, but I have 30,000 euros.
Holy shit. I don't know how I got this. I think you're a bunch.
That means you got to go icebreaker, man. Yeah.
All right, I'm getting us in there, Mouse. Living in a lonely world.
Oh my god, Harry, I'm going to beat this shit out of you, man. Harry, stop licking your butthole!
Oh, no, it's not the butthole this time is the door.
He's closing the door.
Oh, then raise the staff to try.
No, I say the vibe I'm looking for.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop,
boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
I don't want to die this time boss and if I do I'm going back to streets boss or short
on boss would you say man oh shit
there take this back
oh not that one man
can we turn the lights off on them?
100% fuck everybody
I think we got somebody killed doing it last game
oh it's in the BD
what does it mean?
you going under?
we're going to the last, yeah
are you at the lights?
yeah
you hear the guy that hit main?
Maybe
Dude I have to fart but I don't know if I'm gonna shit myself or I'm just gonna fart
Oh, you're a gambling man though, you know remember that you are a gambling man. I
Got a bad feeling about the hole
Take the gamble take the gamble you got this
I'm letting go of my leg
His hatchet runnin
He dead?
No, he's running the manager, it's not him
Again, by him and the leg, we can't move
They're freezer BD
Don't kill
I
Mean for each of you careful. Yeah, come talk to this guy the hatchet runner. He's he's begging me to kill him. Hello
What's that from are you alive?
Where's the other guy killed him the other guy the hatchet runner that was begging to die. Yeah
Wait, baby on there. Yeah another uppercat the TV
the
the
the
the
the
I'm stairs outside the black.
I got knaded, it's a player.
I'm black maybe.
Guys outside knaded again.
I see him, he's under, A-blank.
Dead.
Nice.
I got to get me back in the yellow.
At your name?
Is a boy.
I'm in yellow. I got to refact that house.
I'm good.
Your boyfriend's dead, Pussie.
Oh, bitch pussy.
Bitch pussy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I
Don't say something to me bitch pussy. How did that need that?
Well, I was fucking doing burpees trying to dodge that shit
it. Yeah, network house. How many burpees you think you can do in real life? Yeah, bro,
give me at least 10. Then I'm passing out and I'm on the ground rolling. I might be
the same dude I got the card here like that no
that's why I'm two pumps done
yeah that guy's down there do your rat and this fucking falls off
I'm going for it.
I'll cover you.
I'm going for it.
I'm going for it.
I'm going for it.
I'm going for it.
Yeah, it's not fun.
I do not enjoy life. I just get ratted or I get head shoted by BD across the map first bullet like I just I don't want to play it.
I'll play literally in the other one. Yeah.
Maybe shoreline's calling us. I'm down shoreline down with anything. I
Do not want to play this no more. I mean bro, that was so cool.
That was cool. I mean I understand BD being strong. I get it.
Well they just spawned in.
Like why are they spawning on repeat non-stop and they have aim hacks from across the map
with the best ammo. Why does it have to be that?
There was two or three groups of raid and it was manageable.
I understand but a constant spawn rate of
juiced out
Lurking BD spawning in the middle of the map and just flying me from across like that's shit
Get him out of here man. No, we can't go labyrinth chatters. We got a way for a hush tomorrow tomorrow. We can go labyrinth
Well, you're playing with Nick in a more right? No there Tuesday
Okay, tomorrow we can go labyrinth. Yeah
All right, I won't make you wait.
Thank you, boss.
I'm gonna go sell some things.
Yeah.
Did they change how they spawned?
I think they increased the spawn rate on them because people were getting like free
lab runs.
But what they've turned the map into is just everyone fighting for their lives against BD.
Then whoever wins, oh bro, see like this one, dude, that guy shot me with MA55A1 through
a level five plate seven times.
Six times.
Finally.
Wow.
That, that, the audio you heard was him hitting these six times with MA55A1.
Yeah, that's crazy.
With collateral.
three gunshots and then your death audio to the arm, three to the chest, I had head damage
from it spreading from my arm to my chest to my head.
It hit me out of there, bro.
Fuck that map.
Honestly, I think I'm going to sell all these fucking keys.
Whoa, don't be doing that now.
I think I'm just going to sell everything besides black.
Or the key cards, yeah.
Green's terrible.
The entry keys, I was like, hold up now.
I might just keep violet.
Red's good ammo, I'll sell these two.
Make quick mail that shit out of there gross man
You said you want to go shoreline yeah, all right
I'm with that man.
I know I mean dude I I I love playing labs bro labs is a lot of fun I'm just not going
to go there whenever every player we've ran into PMC wise your how are people just ratting
I actually build one by myself.
It's literally across the map, that's not fun.
I do not enjoy, I do not enjoy.
So that's the negotiations.
Sell the security keys.
You can sell this as well.
Sell all these keys real quick
and sitting on these for a while.
Nothing.
Not much. Nothing. Literally nothing. Nothing. Nothing. It's the only one that's going to
be worth something nice check all these besides this one I think that shit
I don't think I checked all the 70 extra 30 K not worth it.
Alrighty, so this is well.
Oh damn.
I just realized I'm supposed to vendor my fucking key cards.
No, really?
key card is red key card is 800 K to therapist how much is on flea 800 K oh
wow and I just sold green which are probably just as much black key card is
really the only one and that's 490 K I think there are definitely a wait
Black Keycard is 490k on flea.
Yeah.
Oh my God, I'm gonna buy like five of them.
I think Black Keycard is the only thing
worth actually buying.
Even let X's are a vendor right now.
I feel like I had a mystical dwarf 6'7".
That's the one who was spraying me down.
That was seven or different for full use.
the hell you okay boss I've been dying over here boss what do I need my gashers
all right I got the French to get
not
Very nice very nice bring headphones again night
Sounds good
Do you want a u-lock or do you want your nods we can do a night raid even if you want
Oh, well, no, I'll take my use. I'll just take a u-lock
I'll take those nods at a later time
yeah
Oh that death pissed me off Terry it pissed me off real bad boss.
That'll happen man.
I too will use a Hawa in Solidarity.
Who wants this meal stem?
It says my meal stem is a quest item.
If you hover it, it'll tell me.
If you like inspect and hover the check mark.
Oh, it's samples that I've already done.
Okay, we're good.
All right, I'm ready.
Okay, I'm grabbing yo shit.
So, gambling this raid, match.
Oh, yeah, food, good comps.
Yeah, you ever played with my friend, Alan Hutch, or no?
Yeah, I've played with Alan.
I remember the name.
I think we played ABI together.
No, I haven't done something else.
But.
Maybe Daisy asked me.
Probably Daisy somebody asked me
would I rather be trapped in a room with Alan for 24 hours or alpha?
And I don't know.
No, wait, what do you mean?
You know, both of them sound like hell 24 hours straight.
What do you mean both of them sound like hell?
What does that mean?
Well, they're just like trapped in a room.
No PC nothing's 24 hours.
They didn't know where the fuck out of me.
They never stopped talking.
I'm bringing giga beef new meta giga beef is only 33 K.
We bring giga beef and water.
We're full energy, full water.
Genius.
All right.
Got your ammo.
You need to see the headphones and nades.
Okay.
Put your bag in there and the nades.
I got dates.
Yep.
Good to go. Give me in there.
Oh, I'll show you my keys.
Give me in there.
I've played in 45 minutes.
I want to play the game.
That grabbing keys hold up.
Trey wants to be in a Mr. Beast video.
That's true, Trey.
I know.
As somebody asked me what I would do if not for streaming,
I said I'd write Mr. Beast.
If what? Say it again.
Somebody asked me what I do, if not for streaming, and I said I'd write for Mr. Beast.
You'd write for him?
Yeah, I'd write the videos.
That's a job?
Yeah.
What, writing like a script?
Uh, yeah.
You're a crackhead.
Except in all my videos, somebody would die.
I
Got a trim
So you'd be like hey guys someone's gonna win a million dollars, but also someone will die
Yeah
Honestly good marketing
There's one way to get people to watch it's death
Actually
Isn't that just squid games?
Yeah, but there'd be no Asian people.
Yeah, of course. I mean, how dare I assume?
Yeah.
Yeah
As a raid's good
Everywhere besides labs has been a blast then we went to labs
I got killed by a guy crouching behind a car not moving tapping me and then BD shooting me a hundred times and me hearing them
Audibly shoot only once
But before labs fantastic
I'm going to take the mob bag, your gun, bag and rig, mouse.
I
just found Gigabee Flash Raid.
Which reminds me dude tomorrow
Today we're making money
Hopefully I end the day with like 20 mil
tomorrow, I
Gotta do I want to finish up my tasks for Kappa if you would like
Okay, that's not that art at all. Oh shit. I see a dude up on the rocks. He's shooting me in the head and shit
up on the rocks
Dude, they're fucking me up boss. He's dead
There's two I think
maybe not
nice shot boss
thank you boss
that shit hurted man
Oh my gosh, I'm walking into the mines.
Like every time you see your shoreline, something happens here.
Something takes possession of you.
Something inserts itself deep inside your anus.
Bro, I just, I didn't get to play labs, man.
We played two raids and I legitimately didn't get to play.
Some of these sticks their hand up there and starts wiggling around.
In my butt?
Yep.
What?
I'm here in information that you killed that guy really fast because you saw him as a threat
for mealtime.
The mealtime?
I ain't even eating right now, you okay?
Yeah, I'm good.
Are your shots?
No, that's far.
I'm in West Africa.
Bro, you left me out here. I gotta loot this guy.
Did you leave me that box?
No, I'm about to.
I figured it was safer if I held down in here,
so we knew nobody was in a campus.
Yeah, I hear that.
I heard that.
We actually had some things to be honest with you
what are you shooting at?
a 5 5 6?
yeah
a 8 on
uh m4
m4
rockin signal with that
imma go to
aabman and maybe die
Well, you gotta remember, it's, you know, we got drops right now, which is why a very
large portion of everybody's here, which I do appreciate.
I do appreciate the love as well, thank you so much, Bowes.
Nice little shot to the Dome Ski, you gotta love it when a plan comes together.
against against the love it. Jesus. Oh, gosh, 301 sucks. Yeah, they nerfed all the rooms
here, man. Yeah, gigabeef 100% then the move for our routes.
not sure the only person on the planet that would bring in a four-slot food
item into its arc all right oh but listen to me okay it's 30 it's 30k calories
no but listen it's 30k okay 30k item regular can of food is 33k so it's
cheaper than regular food and 100 energy does it give you a great
give you a hundred energy and fifteen hydration
oh that's pretty good
so I'm at a hundred energy now
I don't got to worry about that
and I got a little bit of hydra- well actually I drank a little bit
I'm not a lot about the hydration but still
that is pretty good Vals
but I like that dust pack
it's minus fifty hydration, hutch
Well the hydration doesn't matter because we're already at zero hydration from the trim it all
Yeah
You're not wrong
I'm telling you it's the move bro. You're running trim to get to resort by that giga beef
I might invest I might turn my whole stash into a giga beef warehouse
I'm gonna call me giga beef hutch
They do not already tell, say that. They do not already call me gigabee fudge. Why would
they call me gigabee fudge? That makes no sense.
They call you the three ton onion. They do not, what? They, onions are the devil.
I've told you this multiple times. They've been calling you the three ton onion since
late. They have not been calling me the three
ton onion. I see it. They're in your shaft saying it right now.
That's because you said it and they're idiots, nobody calls me the three-ton onion.
You're chatting with me, something that I said.
Yes, they would, they'll repeat anything that's an insult towards me.
They live for that.
That doesn't sound like them.
It is, it is them.
They don't have to sound like them when it is them.
Look, first time shatter, long time watcher, first time shatter here.
here. I've been calling him that for years between me and my friends and my friends.
That is made up. That is made up.
Seems real. He's the first time shatter and he's been following for years.
It's made up.
Made up. 100%.
Three tonion for short.
Who called me in three tonion for short?
Who said that? Bocephus?
Bocephus die.
I like Bocefus. I like Bocefus. Dude, me and him had a run on Daisy and I still think about it. Wait, what?
Yeah, I got ratted up on in West Wing. Second story. I didn't even hear him and it's because I was repeating with Bocefus, so I hate him too.
Where Allen's second floor?
In the hallway, the long hall with all the things.
Long hallway, like 222?
220, yeah, yeah.
Damnit, Terry.
This is gonna put a damper on our plans.
He was rad and brave as well.
what kind of gear was he you want me to back out no he had like some i-56MDR or
some shit
Oh, this is gonna be hell, huh?
It sounds far away, yeah.
How dare you kill my friend!
You bastard!
This guy is such a little bitch pussy.
You know you can move your feet.
It's safe I swear.
...
...
...
...
...
Dude, that guy is a fucking pervert.
That man is a pervert.
I mean, shit.
I'd say GGs, but I'd be lying.
What a freak.
Dude I can't believe you're sitting there.
Out of all the spots sitting there is insane.
I'm going to sell shit.
Yup, something in.
The fact that that Nate actually did something
Yeah, some things will never change Jesse's rat team on the whole
Some things will never change in that
Of a bunch of heathens is something that is
Honestly be expected at this point
I'm going to go ahead and get it out of the way.
That is part of the game. It is what it is.
India what it is.
All right, class.
Listen up.
Question.
Why did I shoot that light out, but I left the other light on?
First one to get it correct gets to see my penis.
Oh! I saw the correct answer because the flashlight that was facing towards us was blinding us,
but the other flashlight was blinding or is going to blind them.
I will be sending you a DM shortly.
Yeah, bro. Big dog heard us running. And just sat. Which isn't per se a bad move. But,
boys, you ain't ever going to get better playing like that straight up. You can play like
that it's your choice to play like that you ain't wrong for playing like that
but at the same time you ain't never gonna get better playing like that boss
never ever ever
Alright, so we get our bag and get the fuck out of here.
Honestly, we pop mule.
We're popping a Propatol with our mule stem.
Mule stem will kill you slowly.
Propatol will cancel that effect.
There's a little crouch.
Little crouching.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
Hmm
You gotta make a couple force lots
Honestly should be
PPD is nothing. This is shit
That sells load up Terry's bag
Me maybe the DVDs are something like what the hell is this guy looting? I
I'm over here thinking I could trust Terry's lootin' skills.
I was so wrong.
I do not want to see you pee get the hell out of here
the
the grenade uses are 20 K miles
the
the need to use their point
they'll go fuses probably just
because the black and what's a called expensive a ship
There's a barge there.
Good raid, good raid, boys.
Very nice.
The rat said he almost folded you. Yes, you did
after you sat in a corner like a scared little rat that you
are. Yes, you almost sat there and did nothing
and held left trigger and almost got me. But almost only counts in
horseshoes and hand grenades it doesn't count in killing her pussy so fuck you
DJs
All right
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Um, you just need to bring mags and ammo because I'm stealing yours because I'm out of mine and I know you have a lot.
Hey.
That all right, boss?
Yeah, yeah.
You maybe just put them in your rig, boss, or in your pockets. I'll bring everything else.
Do you have a mag in the gun?
What'd you say going in a boss because I can only bring two mags and I got a guy I got your I got your mag in your gun. Yep. Okay, cool.
I'm gonna need an army bandage from beyond this.
Do not say you're gonna need an army bandage stop it.
stop it you stop it actually i think i have advantage i'll bring you you call
us to pay you can't i'll be your army bandage you sick bastard
this is gonna be my lg all right let's win then
All right, you got that you got meds good make sure you got some giga beef. Would you
like me to buy you some giga beef boss? I got my giga beef. All right. Now I'm gonna
have to put some giga beef in in your backpack but if you steal it I will kill you. When
me bring your names. Yeah, you need names. Yeah, I'm 67s are fine. No matter. I'll bring
you an M 67 and F one and a V 40. Okay. You're welcome. You can say thank you. Thank you.
Even though I did rob you. That's all good. You got the man in the gun. Good. Rick helmet
have phones good do you want to do you want to death shadow I got one all right cool and
you're good all right let me buy about I need this meal trim it all that's fine there
all right let me drink I'm out there
you can tax crazy on the night force mail. What do you mean? The night force mail. Okay,
just say it. Oh, you're saying there's a night force mail. You can make a lot of money off
people yeah really I buy them for like how much I have a check I buy them for 7k and I
sell them for 30 something Terry you have so much money why are you min maxing on the
the pores because I need 500 mil for the achievement house. Oh yeah, true. All right. Get us in there.
LG LG. Let's go.
Do you have to do you have to test for the type 20 Jesse I got the type 20 from killing
B. D. on labs. But you can get
them from I know I've got a couple
from drops. I got some. I'm
found a couple type 20s and
mark rooms like they're out and
about. But I think there is a
questline that you can get them
to hope you're doing well by
the way pizza man.
Oh, yeah.
Boss, can we pay out the gamble?
My body's hiding.
My icebox.
Somebody's cold one.
Giving me chills.
I just close my eyes.
Yo, speed and Josh, uh, two Josh's, Josh, Reggie and Josh games.
Thank you.
Beard, Erbo, Dramatic, High Lock.
Hey y'all for the subs.
Beard, thank you for the fiber.
All right, man.
Last week.
Oh, one moment.
Got that.
That's shit.
Probably my gigabee when you see it.
Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss. Where the hell are we, boss? Oh, the best one. Actual
best one. You couldn't even give me a damn, so we won. Two, two, two, thanks for the
Are you kidding me? I gave you something that's equal to the salawah. Hey
They're the same thing
Who do thank you so much for the fiber man
Jesse here's another trick if you have marathon runner and you pop a trimadol
It is equivalent to popping a trim at all and an SJ6
But by taking marathon you saving money on SJ6. What's your favorite song right now, huh?
I don't know I don't really have a favorite song. I listen to literally everything
Yeah, it's a good shot.
Yeah, it's a good shot.
this kind of mechanic funky old pop.
Nice
You saw that massive IRL Funko Pop collection bro. Yeah, I've always thought it was kind of weird
But is what it is, dude
Never floats your passion of mine, you know
Passion of mine, but what I like Funko pops. What are they called Funko pops?
What I like pops you be putting them in your butt
What
Put a Funko pop in my butt. He's the other girl. That just sounds crazy
How about you stop dying, okay, we try that here's somebody on me. I was having a conversation I
Killed him the job boss
me stop dying on you yes what what happens to me when we go labs and I go crazy happens
to you on shoreline and vice versa yes streets you're just a labs guy now man I don't know
what happened but you're just a labs guy you're the new snake rat I'm not snake rat
Sorry, uh, hyper rat
You play labs remember back in the day hyper rat was like only playing labs
I remember he would bring like the couch backpack with like seven rigs in that bitch
Everybody thought he was cheating, but he was just frying lobbies on repeat a ruble in yeah
He just like he wasn't in the middle thousand metal servers and shit. Yeah
He was just his whole thing was just making so much money
I don't know if he's actually playing on those servers, but I know he just made a lot of money
And he always won
Yeah, no business over here in East yet
I killed a man. He has a feel for bag
Got a pilgrim he came to make money boss
Come on, baby
Money, dude
So that audio is one or two sounds.
Option one, somebody climbing up in here is about to divide my bussy.
Option two, it's a scab outside.
just barely moved
yeah that's a guy
i got players on me
two players
One dead Where is he?
Outside jump The other one is?
I don't know where the other one is I think he already jumped in
Yeah I hear him at the end I'm over here too
Yeah, something is scav, just be baiting.
I thought I heard one jump in, not my flashlight on.
Jump in looks clear.
What's up front though?
I don't see nothing.
You might be good at boughs.
Yeah, might be.
All right, well, all right be that guy push me later
We'll throw you
No, I got probably 30s or the 30 something
I'm telling you any time you are on that side of east bro, and you hear someone outside
Roof is a free kill like nine times out of ten dude in the back of the ambulance
We have a lot we have legitimately killed someone like that like five times in the last two days. It's disgusting
Okay, I deal on that.
Holy shit, I got a West 306 with that money.
Oh, is that you?
Yes, yes.
Uh, yeah, 306 is money. It's a question.
Good game.
400k, oh my god. W, chat me over it.
There's definitely a second guy on me, I think.
I think he's just ratting his little balls off boss
Might get tapped any moment now
No, I'm gonna try not to
Thank oh bitch boy had a teammate
Yeah, I think there's a second guy out there and he just wants to give his boy stuff back,
which he very well can.
I got no issue with that.
I think he's going to try and kill me if I was.
And we do have an issue with that.
We have an issue with the kill party.
Yeah, yeah.
That's just like, man, come on.
That would be a big problem.
How are you trying to kill me, man?
me man I'm kind of an orange flare what does the orange one do I didn't even
heard of that yeah it's like a bronze or gold I can't really tell it's just not
red that was an orange flare it's white now I don't want to sound crazy
you see here that ain't a white player so you're keeping being white no that see
I knew that that's what someone and I was hoping it wasn't you who's gonna say I
got no problem whatever you want to say it is what it is but you know I shit
never mind you know what it's a white player
Whatever.
Where you at, boss?
First story, Wesley.
Read the word, you orca.
Okay, Monts.
Orcas are extraordinarily...
Really allowing somebody to sling the O word at me.
Are you serious?
Are DVDs going for something?
I mean, that's the, yeah, like 20K and anything.
Orca's like kind of a compliment.
Yeah, but I know we ain't talking about intellectually,
Terry, he's talking about size and girth.
We're also kind of jacked.
Oh my God, I found a blue part in one of the floor.
That's a crazy.
Wait, what?
Yeah, I haven't seen that in here's house.
I didn't know that was possible, boss.
Alright, I just looked at chatting somebody called me Moby Hutch.
Now that's just too far.
That's fucked up, Alice.
Need a Willers wallet?
Moby Hutch? Um, no.
Movie hut is crazy. It's crazy, bro, isn't it?
What's the last time you fought somebody on the far west side third story West Wing
I'm talking about you ever fall somebody up here at the third story West Wing safe. Yeah
Rare fight it's been a while
But I whenever I was looting this place like I was it was the only map I really wanted to play like late white
You see people up here. There's everybody was hitting the keys. That's whenever the Bitcoin was like 1.6 mil
People were doing level 28 people were doing the Bitcoin routes and that was one of the Bitcoin routes here
Here them shots out there my spine I'm looking off the roof out that there's a chance brother that that could be BD all the way over there
And somebody fight them mm-hmm or the BD is just killing scabs
Tell you you're not you're an idiot if that makes sense. Hey, what wait what?
you know
No disrespect of course
okay
You're fucking stupid, you know I mean
It just feels like we're going a little too far. I've been no disrespect
And I'm just coming from the bottom of my heart, you know, I like you you're a cool guy
God, you're fucking stupid, you know.
I'd say glasshouse, we all know that shit would fucking fall apart the second you step foot in it.
You fat fuck.
Now that, you know, I'm over here being respectful.
Respectful?
I'm over here being, thank you, oh, I asked, is that so hard for you to be respectful?
No, no, it's all good, I gotcha.
Thank you. Thank you
Barry I want you to know if you were on fire I wouldn't piss on you to put it out
respectfully of course
Well if you got bit by a jellyfish I would be on you jellyfishes can't bite it can't bite so
What you just said doesn't count I went by default check mate
Holy shit. That makes like when I play the end chest
Yes. Check me to your ass.
Congratulations. That's like what you just did was like the equivalent of me going to an elementary school and being like, I'm the best dodgeball player here.
We all know you're not allowed near a damn elementary school in ours.
You're a fucking idiot.
You're fucking an idiot. You're a fucking idiot. You're an idiot.
too far terry too fucking far to the onion emotes are good I like them onion
emotes in your chat wait onion emotes I'm seeing people type onion emojis and
They better not. Hey mods, mods, mods start banding. And a couple, and a couple if they don't change then ban them all.
Mods? Mods?
The mods are typing it to you. Mods!
Mods? Get it together. Get it together.
hold on this oh my oh yeah it's on me bro
Snickers out? oh really? yeah hey me
shit I am an admin
medical over to admin I think it's like a looted basement
West Wing well there you go head over get your stuff here soon boss
I'm coming to add
That are you
Yes, yeah, I'm gonna
You know, I'm gonna have to do this foresters duty quest at some point so it stops popping up every raid. I hate it
Dude, there's one thing I wish that we had selfishly you coming in
See the Odyssey yet. No
Really I couldn't decide for on Twitter
I couldn't decide for on Twitter if it was good or people just hated it well
I mean tell you a lot of CDs nuts
Yeah, we're just finished!
That's pretty good though.
and
one just call me doctor this for a hutch
now
uh...
you set yourself up for that one
how
as you said something on elementary school
alright alright no we're not doing this we're not doing this i will not be
clipped and put on twitter terry fuck you everybody shut up no
no i refuse
there you know i refuse
i just see these onions
Get out of here!
There's someone in the east, I believe.
Oh, shit.
They also all dig it the fuck out of here, fellas.
Yeah, I hear you. I hear you, boss.
I'm friendly man, Maxon.
These computers just weren't so much money, boss.
I am fucking rich, dude.
I got four motors on me, four.
Oh my god, that's 400k.
Four motors, a shit ton of other things, quest items.
Yeah, that's good stuff, man.
I'm rich.
I said I wanted to get to 100 mil today. I think I once I sell everything I'm there
that's insanity and I'm gonna sail for a while I'm already there
somebody said I got a body tied like a 3 liter
gonna need a diesel engine to keep you going man
that was a good one too
I see you running but it's not making any noise what the fuck
I'm sneaky
I'm real sneaky
behind my back
Well, the raise was really good today, Miles.
Good, Raid!
Good, Raid!
You don't even need lessons anymore.
You're the teacher now.
I am the teacher. I am the teacher online. I'm on shoreline. I carried on labs and we
both got shit on on streets. I'm more of a professor. Like Professor Xavier, but without
the wheelchair. Or with the wheelchair. I could fake it.
with the wheelchair. Yeah, I could fake it. You would fake it. I could. And then one day
listen to what I could do. Hear me out. I'd fake it. And then one day I stand up and
I'm like anything is possible. And then all my students would be like wow. I could do
anything in life. One second my wife. Hello? Yes? Yes. Yes I am right now. Yeah. Bye. Alright.
Chad. Harry. Goodbye everyone. Goodbye GGs. I'm taking an early day it's been a long week and I'm
trying to go get drunk. Harry I love you goodbye and I hope you do nothing but die while I'm gone.
Good bye.
Jets!
GGs!
I'm going to go and hang out with my wife.
I appreciate everybody hanging today, dudes, and I love you, and I appreciate you.
And I guess you're pretty good looking.
I mean a little good looking.
Just a little bit.
Just a wee bit.
Partially good looking, partially ugly, but partially good looking.
You know, like if I was looking at a backside of a rotten apple, but the rotten part was
on the front side and the backside looked crisp, you're good looking.
Does that make sense?
God, I love you.
Great day.
Don't call me an onion.
Fuck you.
Great day.
I love you all.
Monday, Monday, we will be playing Tarkov regularly.
with Trey, maybe Solos, we'll see what the day brings. Tuesday! Tuesday, I'm turning my camera back on.
Tuesday, we're playing with Nick and with Tim. Day two of class. Y'all better be here. I will take
attendance. I will be taking attendance and if you're not here, you're getting a demerit.
And it's two, three demerits, two bad ones to one medium, you're expelled, so you better
be here.
Three demerits, you kicked out.
I love you.
Goodbye.
Have a wonderful day.
I'm sending you to Terry, and remember, don't eat yellow snow.
Goodbye.
I love you.
Goodbye.
See you all tomorrow.
Peace.