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MULLET MONDAY | S1E15 BIRD WATCHERS, WEIGHT WATCHERS, ALL THE SAME! !allergies !modifiers !disability
08-17-2026 · 9h 09m
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I'm a liar that you choose to believe in
If the truth kinda lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well I've been a loving lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
I'm picking it up when I'm better
We need a hero!
That's because he has no bitches and no job.
He kills whatever we can,
because again, he has no bitches and no job.
We need a hero!
We need a hero!
I'm holding on for a hero till the end of the night.
He's gotta be strong,
and he's gotta be bad,
and he's gotta be ready for the fight.
I need a hero!
I'm holding on for a hero
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Get down on it, baby, baby
Get down on it, get on it
Get down on it, get on it
I say people
What
What you gonna do
I just ran out of toilet paper
And I'm still mid-dirty dude
What should I do?
Like the street
Go!
Good morning
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning, good morning, good morning.
Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour, good morning everybody, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello,
hello, bonjour, bonjour, bonjour, good day, good day, good day, how's everybody doing?
How's everyone going?
Hello coach, hello, good morning, good, well you can call me Professor Xavier Hutch,
that works as well, good morning, happy Monday morning class, how's everyone?
everyone feeling. How's everyone feeling today? Everybody's doing good. Everybody's doing fantastic.
We are going to need to take attendance. We're going to need to take some attendance really
fast before we start our day. Okay. All right. I'm looking for Toby Jebediah. Toby,
are you here? Present. I'll be
sure. Next up, I'm looking for
phase clan xx phase xx 360
dragon xx. Are you here? Not
here. Absent. All sack on you
Ha ha he he he GG's are you here?
Present wonderful will do the rest of the class later.
Good morning everybody had to make sure those guys, you know, it's our slower slower people in the class.
So I had to make sure that they were here, you know, how it goes.
We got that, you know, let's make students that need a little extra help feel better,
you know program had to make sure they could be out using their superpowers cutting down trees with laser beams being able to
Tell what type of car and model and year it was made by their headlights
You know reenacting sounds of birds perfectly to the exact pitch
You don't know what that those extra students would be doing. I mean they'd be doing some incredible things with their
their superpowers, so you got to make sure that they're here
I hope you guys are all doing well. Good morning. New Ben video.
Yo man, am I the only one who's kind of bend out? Am I the only one who is, who is a little
bit, just a, just a hair bend out? You know? I mean, I very much enjoy the videos, but
I've there's been so many now. Now I'm just waiting for the lawsuit. Has the lawsuit begun or are they still talking shit?
Oh, you guys are talking about the one where he goes into that
The school that's in embedded a bunch of or not in bed
It's taking a bunch of money from the state or some bullshit
Yeah, I mean bro at this point welcome to America I don't even know what to tell you we got some
Maldians taking money we got the schools taking money we got the health care taking money the
homeless man got seven billion dollars and still lives in a tent I mean it's all everybody's
taking money we paying for everybody else's shit and yet the road outside the houses are
still crack down the middle. Fuck it. At this point, I don't give a damn anymore. I'm gonna
play my Tarkov. I ain't streaming because I want to talk politics. My name ain't Asmongold
and it ain't Hassan. I'm streaming so my wife has a reason to bring me food and diet
coach to teach people how to play a game that doesn't matter. Hey, damn it, we're
gonna be the best at it. And we don't forget about all the other bullshit while we're
doing it. Can I get it, amen? And now I have lost my voice in the first 10 minutes of the
stream. Thank you, chat. Rather plus. The voice is gone. It is what it is. It is what
it is. Yes, sister. Yes. Thank you so much. Welcome to class. All right. Who's calling
me come on in got yo what the fuck is this message come on in kid oh fuck you
Jager the hell man all right if you were here yesterday we made a shit ton of
money. So we got the drops over by the way or drops over. Yeah, they're over. Last day
today I don't think so boss I'm pretty sure they're completely over I think the
drops that you're seeing is some bullshit that twitch sub two months for a sub you
get an audible premium now for a lot of you that sounds good but for one
individual deaf gaming who's literally deaf that's a fucked up thing to give
them twitch do you have do you have Braille is there a Braille subscription
that's not very inclusive twitch not very inclusive you know one-time deaf game
and broke his pinky finger and he was sign language in with a lisp anyways
all right let's go to the inventory
hey early morning jam says shlocking
Let me get a different one this is what I want
This is what I need This is what I need
I
Took my back with the girl in my head
Shoulda ridin' like the wind!
Clearin' the inventory, clearin' the inventory!
So I ride like the wind, ridein' like the wind!
Shoulda ridin' like the wind!
I
Oh, I can go.
It is the night I buy this week.
I'm out to run, no time to speak!
Yo, Def gave me something you were gonna buy.
I gave it to you, baby!
Good to see you!
That's our sign language.
You all wouldn't get it.
Get rid of this MP5. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of looking at it
Dun dun duh, what are these going for? Oh nice
And then is this let X worth uh, let's say it's 500k. I mean that's that is that more than what is what's
What's therapist wanna buy it for?
Man, fuck it.
All right.
All right, wonderful new song.
Okay, so that's all good.
How much room I got?
Dude, my room is hot booty cheeks.
I can't do it.
I'm fat that was a crazy timing on that don't yourself a gun by Nas to stop your day big combie
by yourself a gun by Nas
Oh my God!
All right, okay, so before we start today, I want to figure out what exactly we need
to do in order to get Kappa, like what do we need to do?
I don't think we're far. I don't think we're far so we got to get we got to get
done with a lot of bullshit. Am I far? Well let's figure out what we need.
Decontamination, yay or nay. I know hunting trip I don't think is needed.
Ship and delay, I don't think is needed. It might be. Is this needed?
Alright, so a good quest line, chemical shooter born and Tarkov shooter, that's it.
How can you know that? I already forgot what you said.
chemical par 4
I think that's wait chemical par 4 is that already done that's already done I
I know the samples I need to get an ahf one that's for sure
Ah shit
So it good so it good ragman
So it good okay so we need to get a black rock
shooter who's chemical shooter fence why y'all saying fence oh shit right here so
we just all broke all I need to do is get ragman level four and proper level
for. I got to get level 42 and I need to do a couple quests. So I need to do this quest.
This only says I get experience.
Oh, I think, oh, never mind. I'm stupid. I'm stupid. I'm stupid. I'm stupid. I'm stupid.
of them. No, this I don't need this. It's only 2000 experience. If I need to do this booze,
I need to do booze. Or I need to do this, which I think this might be the easier one.
We're never going to use these on these end.
Oh my gosh, there's so much.
Scroll down on collector. Oh shit.
If I need Shooter Born in Heaven,
Dark Off Shooter Part 4 and Sew It Good Part 2.
I got to do shooter born in heaven. Oh God. Oh God. I don't like to snipe balls. I don't
like sniping. Where's shooter born in heaven, I man? Who is who has shooter born in heaven,
I
Got to do Tarkov shooter part three in order to get shooter board now
I don't think I have I don't think I have shooter born yet
Mechanic
What for a mechanic oh we can do this so he's already looked for
I have to do Psycho Sniper first.
I'm going to any target with a bolt-axe rifle without dying, 15.
Oh my God!
15 kills without dying?
Who got to go 15 Scabos?
It was 5 p.m. Season without dying. Yeah, it's definitely easier. It's definitely easier.
I will say that it's for sure easier than what it was.
Okay, that's not too crazy. That's not too crazy at all. We can do it.
One down, whatever happened way back when, when I see you again.
Do you ever wonder, all of my just things to change?
Sing it, Chris!
All right, let's go do this first one at a time
Every time I do
Do I have a bolt action at the 338 we don't want no 338 so we grab a DVL
All right
All right, that's that
Let me grab a scope, cool, unload this, M62 is fine, grab one more mag, alright so the
question is I guess is what would be the easiest map to get 15 scabs on while also not dying?
We'll just be custom though customs is going to be crazy interchange cussie
I was kind of thinking customs as well just because there's a lot of extracts and we can
just kind of chill.
Hey customs is a good call.
A good call.
Can you ever tell my, what do you want Yeager?
What do you want?
Why do you want to talk to me?
Oh, it's labored that's why all right. We got labored them locks dope
All right, let's go knock this one out
You get a new serve kit
Let's go let's go
What is this 68
What if I put this on it was this minus one minus one what if I go like this plus one
Where's the what about this minus two with all that on there?
I think I want to buy all these unrepeated because I'm pretty sure they're the best grip
of the game now
All right, cool, let's go kill some bass.
I need water I definitely need water there's that's let me grab some food good
good good good good good morning everybody behead
thinking about finishing up a month prior thinking for the tier three and 63 months in the office with no
hand folks thank god it's not first Saturday what's up baby will you be going back to the aisle
Shit, I have no idea man master thinking for the 20
Already read that with that thing you give the fiber, bro
Silly a fiddly cow. Thank you for the primes edge Lord thinking for the fiber just a heads up
You need scab rep 3.0 per cap of y'all. Well, I don't worry about that. We'll just run scabs and take cars
Not too hard
No Tim and Nick will I think playing talk off I untext them tonight, but I think they'll play talk on tomorrow
Neither of them really stream on Mondays.
How hard is Tarkov for a controller player to pick up?
Tarkov's the hardest game ever.
So if it's your first game on M&K, you're going to get your kits pushed in.
But that's the fun of the game.
That's the enjoyment we are all dragged in by.
Jimi Birkhoff!
Elizaveta!
Okay, one. Four team more.
I have the bullseye.
Yeah, that guy's cooked.
two dead, one to go
yeah, that was three, two's dead
For you, son.
Okay, four dead.
Holy shit, balls.
I did not expect the first game of the day to be absolute chaos, my goodness.
Okay, five dead
All right, we might still I think that other guy was the one who pushed down below
and this gate is closed there should still be one over here
There's all my scavs out there.
There's all my scavs out there man.
Okay, I got 13 more.
Hmm, keep on pushing.
Twelve more?
Got you, twelve more.
This guy goes over here.
killer 7 now I well I might have killer 7 I don't know if I have that already
actually I'm just getting scav kills I'm not to be honest
Other fuck.
Hey, that guy dead.
Hang up there, anything over here?
Nada.
Does it have to be all in one rug chat?
Anyone know?
No, I just can't die right okay
There ain't no scabs over here
Back inside this building
Anishkabosh. Anishkabosh. Nada. I had twice the scabs yesterday, are they cracked? Well,
used to the scabs up close would saw you in half, but the scabs from afar would do
the one tap and I think it really just depends on what types of scabs they are
shotgun scabs very scary incredibly scary I use see a shotgun scab maximum
amount of caution maximum amount as well as the scab with the hunters once it
sound like there are fireworks going off. Those scabs can randomly have M80s and even M6 ones
in their mags. Even BCPFMJs hurt like a mother's. F**k. But I've been careful with those as well,
but for the most part scabs aren't too scary. I think the big thing is, and like a lot of people
Just you guys just don't know how the scab aggro works
Like if you're peeking a scab with your full body majority of the time and hence on the majority of the time
We talking about
C4 and hand grenades right now. I mean it really anything to happen
But the majority of the time if your full body peeking the scab will target an arm or a leg and they'll just
Continuously shoot that same limb
But if the only thing if the only thing that you're peeking with is your head and they got nothing else the target
They're gonna shoot you in the head
So if you're fighting regular scabs, you don't ever just want to give them a headshot
Unlike if you're fighting, you know, I mean even with bosses, bro, you don't really want to give them a headshot ever either
He's got to be careful whenever you're fighting them
Yo see more. Yeah, bro. I appreciate that
Hmm that is right through the opening
typically man if you're ever scared if you're ever in a gunfight you feel like
you're about to die the the best thing you can do to any type of AI in this
game is throw a grenade literally if it's a boss if it's killer tequila
sermon sanitar throw a grenade let them run shoot them while they run away
that's it you don't ever really want to like peak and just trade shots with
with any AI is again like they're all programmed by Nikita's sick fucking ass
to just shoot the exact same limb over and over and over and over and over and
over again until you die. My black division is such a bitch on labs they
just shoot you in the thorax or the arm or the leg or any location but they
shoot you there and nothing but that location the entire time and you just die
There was something over here man
Oh my goodness gracious.
Oh no, I don't know, is that another one?
My death scav is scary.
I'll probably kill me and I'll be upset.
They didn't kill me, thank goodness.
How many more do I need, Chad, does anyone know?
What's a player's guess?
Where'd he go?
He's up here.
I don't know if I can get any more of this guy.
if I can't get a name on this guy.
How do I think of this?
Is that a 7-hundred?
I'm done.
two
the
the
the
I don't want to risk it.
I hate this area.
This sucks.
Hello?
Are you fucking serious?
these shits right whenever I shoot
G-BUS
I know it's a clear match I'm more fed about the fact that he turned in the
exact moment I let a bullet fly
yep
Drink up, eat up, let's continue.
Alright, so this side of the map is pretty barren now, I think.
Besides the construction there is, and to be honest, I don't want to go over there,
Leirei, that's death.
We're going to go towards gas station, see if there's anything over there.
I'm a little worried about whatever that thing was that was shooting the bazooka.
I should have maybe checked the fast station again to be honest.
I
Check yeah
What what what
What am I shooting 900lb bullets?
Okay, good.
Anyone know the count?
I heard something not too long ago.
On what?
Onwards, onwards, onwards.
The nut and gut playing together tonight?
I think so, yeah.
I think we're playing.
Double out here.
Aw, the old shoot the arm first tech, huh?
You piece of shit.
I'm hurtin' boss, I'm hurtin' real bad, boss.
Let me check this while we're doing this right here.
All right, we need two more, not too shabby, rate it.
Oh.
Oh.
Ah.
I know if that was a player scav or just a scav, not a risk anything, yeah I think it
the player scav as well
how's the fucking regular scab bro? damn it
Okay, well, the player with the M700 has rotated all the way across the map.
He's definitely doing what we're doing.
So, this side should be ours.
Hopefully we can find two more scabs that I don't shoot with my rifle.
Also a player still over here.
How are these guys doing?
Why are they still in the damn raid?
A few more.
I'd tell you, whenever I play in a raid where I'm like, I'm gonna see it from start to finish,
it always makes me realize how slow people move throughout the map.
Where are my extracts at?
Old gas station.
Okay.
old check crack house, storage containers.
Start moving a little faster, we'll go ahead and pop PK.
Storage containers, crack house, that hill area over here.
Just make sure there's nothing over here by ice cream.
There's an M4.
Nice.
One more.
Uno más, uno más.
Yeah, we're doing psycho sniper. Yes, sir
But I heard something down there I
Thought I fuck it
We can always take green flare out.
another player why are you still in the lobby bro
psychopaths
alright
is that seven players dead this raid?
six players?
why the f***ing people have I killed this raid?
oh shit
was that?
I didn't even look at that guy's kit, was that bolt action man?
again we heard audio if I didn't need I'd check it
Yo, what's going on in there?
Hello?
Listen man, come out with no gun, I'll let you live.
He ricocheted me off of the fucking container, there's no way, bro there's no way he just
ricocheted me oh my there's no way just ricocheted me oh oh oh my god an FMJ is
gonna pin that motherfucker and hit me in the face and one pat me oh no maximum
pain maximum suffering maximum pain maximum suffering welcome to Tarkov oh
my gosh AIDS and syphilis I was one kill off I can't believe it I can't believe
it I can't believe it I can't oh my gosh you know what he deserves it he deserves
it he deserves it can't even be mad wow hey sorry my bad I didn't know you were
like that my bad oh my god I can't believe it hey my bad boss let me go and
get another 15 fucking sniper shots
that'll happen that'll happen I can't believe it I was not locked in in that
moment I didn't think that there was a world that he was going I hey all right
sure you got that you got that yeah that's all yours oh my god I can't
believe it what a shot by him yep that'll happen don't play with your food
chat don't play with your food damn unfortunate oh it hurt that one hurt
we got a me actually by some ammo dude I can't believe it I cannot believe it
But I see Sandra in the sun on that lawn.
I'll think I'd be nearly as as pissed as I am if I wasn't doing psycho fucking sniper.
I don't think I would really even care, but now because of my dumb ass decisions, I gotta go back in that motherfucker and do it again!
Stop it!
Oh, I'm gonna wake up. It's gonna be 1 a.m.
I'm gonna wake up in a sweat thinking about that guy right there.
there. He's coming! He's coming! Oh, goodness. Run! I tell you this much, I ain't fucking
with no more player scabs. I will not fuck with any more player scabs, bro. I'm just
gonna, I'm bringing a hundred grenades and I'm just gonna name them out and fuck
ball I can't do this again oh god I can't believe it I can't believe it I
can't believe it just happened oh my god I don't even need a bag man just give
me this give me in there yo are we sure there's no other map since better do we
think lighthouse is there a world lighthouse is better for this task? I mean I guess lighthouse
is just an increased chance of getting fucking shot in the side of my face. I mean it just
took us so long to get 15 scabs. Do you think ground zero is a good map for it really?
I don't hate where your head's up, but like, dude, customs can have so many scabs.
Like, we could get this whole quest done in that back area, as long as the game actually
lets us get the fucking quest done.
We just didn't get any scabs.
We had to run around the entire map four times to find them with 17 kills, 14 of
them were the sniper. You did it all everyone's saying ground zero. Alright we'll go do ground
zero them. Let's do it. Let's go try her out.
That bring meds.
You're gonna do psycho sniper on ground zero. We're gonna try
Yeah, bro level dude, I had a level six in the front play out of level five in the back plate
Two scopes were the hundred and fifty K each with MA 55 a one and all my mags
I mean dude the guy just the ultimate come up again. You can't be mad at him
He clutched up in the moment and hit a shot. I mean, bro, I should have turned my flashlight on I could have gotten an angle from up top
I could have went longer so that he had no chance of killing me
I disrespected him and he punched me in the face like Mike Tyson. What can I do?
What can I do?
Did I not bring the cipher?
Wait, did I forget to bring the cyper?
You
Oh, Trey hit 100 milli?
Oh, congratulations, Terry.
Group showers! Group showers!
Tonight in celebration, group showers!
Yo, is this quest headshots chat or no?
If it ain't headshots, next raid we're bringing the 3-3 at Lapua, fuck it.
It's literally just 15 kills without dying, yeah?
Yo, you know what other map we could have just ran and probably get this done in one
run?
Shoreline.
Why are we sleeping on Shoreline?
How did I end up on Ground Zero?
What the hell is wrong with me?
Whose call was this?
Is this my doing?
No, it could have been me, boss.
It could not have been me.
Ground Zero is my call?
That doesn't sound like me.
It's the worst map in the game.
Well, no, that's a lie.
Lighthouse is the worst map in the game.
I think we can all agree on that.
Besides the people in here smoke crack.
I'm fucking seeing things.
I am.
I have officially lost it.
I've lost it.
It's finally happened.
I've been broken.
I've officially lost my mind.
Was that guy real or was he fake?
What even is reality?
Are we in the multiverse?
Who am I? Who are you?
Am I Michael Jackson?
What is happening?
That motherfucker right there is not real.
Hee hee.
I hate this game, thank you, someone just left, two people left, or no, it's, uh,
The player responding.
up there.
It's mine! Oh, no!
Oh!
one of the three
oh no you don't want to pay you know you don't
This is sketchy.
He just waned a fucking shot. Did you see that shit?
He just get it again!
Bro, there is the...
That's Keanu Reeves. That's Keanu Vladimir. Did you see that he went?
Holy shit
God, this map is so ass.
I heard Vladimir yell out there.
The good thing I love as chat one in the chat if you actually like round zero and then 1.5
the chat if you also do crack if you do like ground zero do you also do crack I
told you it's it's a one-to-one it's like you know individual with blue hair
bitching about if their steak was cooked correctly you know I'm saying it's a
one-to-one ratio you got blue hair you're gonna bitch you like ground zero
Bro, you probably do crack the exact same thing.
Yeah, this is a terrible idea. I actually do not like this map. I think I might leave.
Who's yelling?
Who's yelling
I'm telling you guys right now. That's why I don't use the bulky. I just I'm so bad with them. Oh
My
Who's yelling Suka?
I'm sure you don't want to wiggle, do a break dance move, yell yee hee, and dodge the bullet
again are you sure shut up Vladimir we're out of here bro fuck this map I don't
care I'm tired of this shake grandpa I don't want to dig holes no more I'm out
of here I'm out of here this place hold on
who just said that?
yo bro what?
who yelled at me?
there's another one over here I thought
Oh!
Alright, I'll take over many of that ass.
Give me the fuck out of here.
God forsaken, man.
The Lord is not here, there's nothing but Satan that resides here.
Give me out.
This place sucks.
How many did we get?
Got a couple. Got a couple, boss.
I cannot wait to be done with this quest. I cannot wait. Oh
I can't wait
What's better in your opinion the HK or the L
Listen, I'm gonna tell you something that's gonna help you and it's literally going to be the best thing you've ever heard
And it's going to make you win 10 out of 10 more gunfights. It does not matter the gun that you're using if the ammo is hot dog shit
Okay, it doesn't matter
You can have the coolest and sexiest build that has ever been made since anything and ever since
Kalashnikov put in that work in a room
but if you're shooting
fucking PST rounds
And you ain't hidden headies. It doesn't matter. It does not matter whatsoever
So my answer to you good sir would be what do you have the best ammo for if it's the AK?
Which is typically how it is early wipe in the AK if it's you know
Yeah, you found a stack of ma 55 a 1 or you have a bunch of in five ma 55 rounds
And that's the best round you have with the highest pin. That's what you should be using
It doesn't matter how straight the bullet goes if it ain't hitting like a truck.
Period.
Hurry it.
Hurry it.
Um, shoreline.
Shoreline?
How many do I need?
So here's my only thing with shoreline.
Oh, we only need six more.
Two scabs, weather tower, couple spine, or we just go to resort.
After I get the quest done, I eliminate the 15, quest over, I can die, correct?
No.
Reserve dome.
too much too much chance I think of getting head shoted from someone else on the map in reserve dome
you do have to extract
gotta get out well hear me out if we do go shoreline we can just take red rebel
and we're out I think shoreline's the move
I think shoreline is the move
We even bring a large bag to loot that bitch
We're just gonna have to like clear through the shoreline itself pretty slow
Well, I'm in a switchblade is in a large bag and then again like going resort like I'm
I'm gambling with being held inside a resort customs I have to move to the complete opposite
side of the map not a good map to finish this on round zero is really not even good to finish
it on either. Woods? Shit. Yeah, Woods is good, bro, but the problem with Woods is,
I would very much rather just fight somebody and kill them and leave than being a fight
in the middle of the trees and not know where the hell they are, you know.
That's what that boils down to.
I much rather would just have a fight that I know is going to happen and just
win it rather than just get ambushed in the middle of nowhere, you know.
Grab some giga beef.
We're going to go shoreline.
I think that's the best decision to be honest.
We just got to not suck that's it we got our paracord we got a red rubble
go shoreline could be pretty simple i'm gonna go use your restroom chat i'll be right back
get her done
you
you
You
Don't kill me, I'm so friendly!
Where am I?
How long have you been in the raid?
Let me see if I can't get a quick little schnibbiddy schnime.
not up yet
Honestly, I think I want to take these...
East.
Five more.
I am going to my keys, SHIT!
SHIT!
nothing
One more.
Or more quattro moss.
on? Tell him I am down to link up.
Where'd you find the giga beef? I've this is I brought this one in cool thing
about giga beef is that it brings you straight to a hundred and it's the same
Price is a regular as a regular can of food. I like to bring giga beef in on my shoreline runs
Did I use a trim at all which zeros out my energy and then my giga beef brings me right back?
Take your time. I'm shitting and it's bad
All right fellas
Good luck out there
You got this man lock in okay grip grip the sides of the toilet, okay, and hunker down and hunker down
You got this
Win it
Yeah, that let us be striking yeah, can we update the gold please thank you
No Tim and Nick
They typically don't stream on Mondays, man
They ain't Monday people dude
I only got four more, right, John?
Hard timers, I know how dare they want to spend time with their children, honestly, selfish.
Honestly, it's just a little bit selfish. I couldn't agree more. I couldn't agree more.
They want to be good fathers.
Imagine.
Unbelievable.
Honestly, it's like, you know, between me and you,
you know, we don't have to tell them I said this. It's like, are your kids more important than me?
And I that's what I just keep thinking to myself, like, you know, I mean, I guess I bet they're cool, you know, I guess, like, are they cooler than me, you know, what's so wrong about me?
So frustrating.
Dude, I gotta kill 9,000 scabs a raid.
Every raid that I'm just looking for PMCs is the one raid where I need to kill scabs
There ain't one to be fucking bound.
I don't even love me, man!
Let's go check for the rafters.
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna go check for raptors down here and then go scab island right after and I should
be good.
Dude, I had 14 kills on Customs Track, killed like four or five PMCs.
don't really remember. Player scabs inside a stronghold, big booty. I talk to him. I
blow his legs off with a with like a fuel container. The dude hop swings me.
One taps me with an FMJ 5-5-6 round, GG's. Six PMCs I kill. I do a player
Let's go.
skolsten
com's in the raid thirty four i mean i guess i'm moving pretty fast in the
raid
they might not be uh... i hope they are
here one
few more left
one more left
One more, one more.
There we go, check the town.
We hit the extract.
We can check Scab Island, we can check the town.
There's a lot of different options here.
Uh, we're finishing our last couple quests for Kappa.
We got about five quests till Kappa.
Three quests required, or quests that are required for Kappa.
Well, no, that's a lie.
We have Psycho, and then right after we do finish Psycho, we have Shooterborn.
What is Shooterborn, by the way?
PMC kills, 20 PMC kills over 8 PMC headshots with a sniper
with a bolt action sniper.
Oh boys, it looks like we're using the 338 Lapua today.
Headshots? Yeah, yeah.
We'll go for headshots,
But if I miss, they die to a stomach shot.
What?
Trey, do you have that quest?
Or have you already done it?
You did it already, shot.
shot makes me really worried that there's a guy sitting in there.
Oh my gosh I'm in the mines right now.
Gary.
I
Be fucking me
Nick and Tim will be back tomorrow
But I'd like to get pretty much everything Kappa required besides Kappa items that I need.
Good day.
Brother where are the scabs man?
I need one more.
Yo x-ray thank you so much for the five gift, brother.
I
Appreciate the love big dog. Thank you so much for the five or W's in the chapter x-ray coming in with a five gifted absolute legend, man
I'm on this area
How's there no scabs in here?
There we go, check weather tower.
always when you need something you cannot find it always when you need
something I mean I literally got to kill one scab
Bro, you're telling me there's not one scab in any of these areas are you fucking serious
Yeah, there was literally no scabs on scab island let me check it again
Nothing bro
I do that's a joke. I mean I have never looked at scab island and they're legitimately not be one like that's crazy, dude
But you're looking for it curse
There's gonna be a guy over here on spine looking down at those grenades gonna shoot me through bush
Hopefully there's a sniper scav on weather tower.
Hey, we're lucky.
Obviously, given how unlucky we are, it probably won't be there.
I
Bro this isn't real this is legitimately not real
Are you fucking serious?
Not one.
Thank you bro.
Bro
Right there
Bro was there a fucking pandemic?
What is happening?
I mean bro, we're gonna have to reset and do it next rate.
This is absolutely a joke.
This is a fucking joke how man, how, how, how, how, how is there not one scab on scab
island and village on the pier in the resort.
I mean this is unbelievable.
Hot!
yeah everybody's there they all in the lunch room the other
I mean, I know there's gonna be a player in there, but we're gonna go over there.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Drops are over, yes sir. Drops are no moss.
But if you watch the stream or give to sub, you can get an audible two months subscription.
Alright, let's get out of here.
This is absolutely insane.
I legitimately cannot believe that there is no scavs here.
Why they wipe the game and give people piles of free gear?
Yes, but you'd also be the first person to quit the game whenever it was, or if you
didn't have that gear and say it was too hard. Listen man, opinions are like
buttholes, everyone has them and they all stink.
No matter what they did or what they do, people won't be happy.
I think the real legitimate reason people are upset is because they have to
play against and fight people with other good gear and they're losing and it
makes him upset about it. I play this game 15 hours a day and I have Max
Traders. He shouldn't have the same thing I have. I want them to have to
shoot me 45 times for me to die, but I want to be able to shoot them three times
And then they die.
And the people who always complain about there not being an early wife are the same people who do 20-hour streams every single day or play for 20 hours a day,
every single day to get through the early wipe as fast as possible.
That's on jaw. Keep a 55th street.
I would say good raid, but I'd be lying, dammit man.
How do you 64 audio headphones?
Dude, I went to resort, scab village, scab island, the regular cottages, and there was
only four scabs on the entire map, and all four of them, three of them was at the raptor
spot.
Crazy
Yeah, I know bro, but I should never went to shoreline holy shit
What up Terry
Hello, have you ever seen that few of scabs on fucking shoreline brother?
When you need them for only when you need them. Oh my goodness
And we want to lose my mind
It ain't right shit ain't right
really shit a rat well I need one scab so I'll probably I mean where's somewhere
that I can get a scab and then instantly extract
probably ground zero chat saying the factory these guys literally tough
methamphetamine they have to you know what I'll never understand zero is how
people are so confident on factory I go to I would rather not dude I would rather
go to labs than factory any day of the week oh yeah dude remember how I
I grinded up 217 sash value trying to get the 500 mill. Yeah
Dude, I didn't know you needed to have the street tax work to even get the achievement. Oh, I knew that
I'll tell you had it the whole time all for I did it for no reason
Yeah, that'll happen
happen
That'll happen give me in there boss. I need to kill this guy doing myself feel good about myself
make myself feel good about myself.
OK, Brown zero, Brown zero.
I got a bullseed, too.
No, Nick and Tim are going to, I think, playing tomorrow.
This is all right.
of
you
Where is it where is it one kill right
One kill one kill I'm juicing up
Yeah!
Did money put in a car?
Yeah!
Ground zero. Did you see any players here when you left?
Not one.
I don't want to say we could do it because there's nobody here but I'm sure.
I don't like where you take him, but Terry.
Oh my god.
Oh, that's a plight of boss.
Stay safe.
Oh, I see him.
By the way, Hatch, he killed me.
really geared it might be black division I'm not black division well I'm to
restart the quest, huh, Terry?
On the other way, Bows.
I have an idea!
Let's run in the middle of a fucking map!
I told you to run when I died,
and you stood there all fucking heavy-
And then, and then he just-
He just won't pass me.
I guarantee you this guy-
You stood there like somebody put fucking
fucking rerun concrete
caps me
Like that with a four point six four KD my fucking dick. I
Shot five bullets. I hit him with all five bullets and he shoots one bullet and instant kills me while he's getting shot by five bullets
my fucking dick
Yeah
77% survival rate
with a four KD. Oh my god brother. I'm in pain. I'm an immense amount of pain. I'm
in an immense amount of pain. Dude this process is so easy. How do you know they're done
so far? Bro, because this game is long shit. And I can't find scabs when I need them.
I actually love this game. I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that, Terry. But if you make me run the middle of the map again, I'm going to fuck you.
Dude, I'm not going to lie. I told your ass to run the way we came.
I should have just ran away when we're in the... Okay, yes, you're right. When we're in the middle of the map, in the middle of Bumfuck, Egypt, I should turn around and run through the middle of the open
open and then try and get away instead of shooting the guy who I don't know is
cheating his fucking dick off that's what I should have done you're right that
is my fault it's right man we're gonna done easy here yeah agreed
I
Mean that's even attacking and Sheena's dick off, bro
Which blows me I
Mean it's one thing to insta you it's another thing to insta me while he's got shot five times five bullets
Like you didn't shoot him I shot him five times his his
entire screen is shaking like I'm doing jumping jackson at applebee's
and he's a jackson you do go to applebee's though
fuck you fuck you fuck you you probably get the what's that show you what's that appetizer that
you do at applebee's called the triple dippers i thought that was chilies oh yeah i think you're
right are you talking about the platter yeah i think so yeah platter's good platter's good you
know game i also need a black rock okay 15 kills we're gonna do this really fast
on
I'm looking at the maps
How do you feel about the blooming onion?
Hi
Hi, yeah, I guess. Oh, you know like onion. Sorry
Did you know like a blooming onion? Oh, no, man. I mean the devil. I told you this multiple times
I don't care what type of onion it is all onions are bad and they're the devil
Or are we interchange I don't hate this idea
Are you ringing in a real gun and a DVL yes, bro, I
Develop arthritis in my both of my hands when I try and use a bolt action. I'm a fraud
I am a fraud when it comes to using a bolt action. I can't do it. Also, I'm pretty sure no, I replaced the front plate
We're good. I
Can't do it. I can't snipe for shit in this game. I've never been able to
No, he is the devil and the Bible had talked about Adam and Eve and took and they took the fruit from the poisonous tree
It wasn't a tree. It was a bush and it was a fucking onion. I'm telling you that's the truth
That's the truth
It's the truth.
I hated the movie holes just because they were eating onions.
That's a lie.
I love the movie holes.
All right, boughs.
I currently have two zins in both sides of my mouth from the frustration that this quest
has brought me.
That can't be good for your blood pressure, Bows.
Yep, I didn't want to climb up there anyways.
I should have brought my keys.
Apparently the pharmacy keys stack.
I've been hearing that a lot this white.
Hutch is wearing eyelashers.
Hutch is wearing eyelashers.
Wearing the eyeliner.
Shit, how'd you know?
Oh, this is crazy.
Brother, I'm cursed.
I'm telling you, man, I'm telling you.
BSG has my stream open,
and they are turning the scabs off
of every map that I do.
of
the
the
the
the
the
the
How'd they get him?
I'm looking out the front, Miles.
I am, too.
I'll keep looking down on escalators.
I was playing labs when you got off last night and it was Sunday night labs.
It was so ratty.
I went to a guy with an Alton, an MP7 with six minutes left in the raid at the fourth
lift between server and hangar he was just sitting there nice I was just
running through there to get away from BD and that dude sitting in green oh my
god it was crazy maybe you want me to get a little bit crazy over here and if I
die you play your life they'll just run around shooting scabs you know yeah because if I die
it doesn't affect your class right mm-hmm oh my god dude I got something to tell you hutch
what's that you ever you find me sexy all right well yeah I knew it so I got walmart plus is that
you know what that is? Hey Terry. Walmart plus no. Okay so I pay like a hundred bucks a year.
Okay. The Walmart and they will deliver groceries at any time that they're open.
and I have.
Okay.
Okay.
And there's no delivery fee, nothing like that.
I've paid 100 bucks a year and they deliver anything.
Yo, is that you and avocado?
No.
I'm in Goshen.
There's somebody in Avogado?
Yeah, somebody at the where you...
Don't point him, bro.
I'll beat him.
He's on the left.
No, I don't know where he is. I just saw a figure down there careful
I'm
So that's a hundred bucks a year the Walmart
And they'll deliver anything some of the stuff they have to like ship like it's Amazon kind of thing
Some of the stuff they just deliver same day from the store
Dude
My girlfriend wanted to order cocoa
They're like fucking fancy chocolate chips that you put in the way.
You don't hear it, because that's right.
Okay?
She ordered five bags of it thinking it was one bag, and it was $97.
We have five pounds of chocolate chips, and they expire in October.
What do I do?
I know you're an expert on eating.
How do I get rid of them?
Okay, first off, do you like pancakes or crepes?
Um, sure.
You better start slamming pancakes like they're going out of style and business.
Pancakes every morning going forward.
Pancakes and crepes every morning?
Every morning, pancakes or crepes.
Number two, you all have to make some chocolate milkshakes.
It is what it is.
Okay, no more vanilla for you in your future.
chocolate or you could be a nice guy go to your local school and say I had one
I'm not gonna make a bunch of chocolate for the kids.
Now, no, you'll probably instantly turn you away,
just by the way you look,
that you might want to send your wife in instead,
or your girlfriend.
I was like, yeah, there's the next thing.
I go-
I feel like I'm gonna do a school and donate chocolate.
This feels like a bad one's all around.
You think so?
Yeah.
Or chat city, you can freeze them.
Yeah, but what, I don't think I could eat
this much chocolate chips shoot in my life.
Okay, noobs.
Take some to me, I'll throw you my address.
I'll take, I'll handle this problem.
I'll handle the problem, don't you worry.
For you, my good friend,
I'll take care of this for you, Terry.
I'll make this problem disappear.
I'm the mafia equivalent.
I had schmai it, okay?
That's how much I'm willing to help you.
food okay it says there is it's they're from like terror group super foods or
some shit
air a group here a soul super foods
holy shit I'm gonna kill the guy who fucking knows man just shoot him to the
was over what the hell was that noise
I can't I can't use the ball I'm so bad with it by this I'm so bad with it
Oh, sure you go
Harry stop licking your butthole
Trying to open the same day you work. Oh, I'm glad you're my teammate
Marlin counts as well apparently. Really? Nice shot. How many kills? I don't know. Let
Let me check. Give me about a moment.
Ah hey, uh.
Oh, uh, great news. Psycho Sniper is not shared between me and you. I have two out of fifteen kills.
No.
Here.
The shield warden having a shared.
I'm not shooting shit.
There's a scab down here.
Get the ass!
I'm dead.
Are you serious?
Yep.
There was a guy in there sitting next to the scab.
I
Fuck that hurt
I
What if we go reserve and just sit up at them we could do that and I'll cover you
Do that I've been killing so many skies. I didn't realize I didn't either. I probably should check the first time he told me
I'm in hell I'm in hell
All right, whichever one of your fucking dudes in chat that said Trey has a valorant accent can go fuck himself first of all
Second of all, let's go reserve and I'll cover you
Right boss
Yeah, yeah, definitely. This is a sweet quest fucking so much fun. Oh
Man, I'm in pain
I'm sorry you have to go through that problem.
I'm sure you have to go through that boss.
That's a brutal one, man.
All right, let me go again.
I
Can't love you
At least you got that parrot or red ramble balls. Yeah, I will I will
I might just go ex MC
All right, but I need to save that for the fucking player kills
You choose a DVL for the players you're gonna get a bunch of thorax shots
And it won't count I wonder if my if I get kills for shooter one and heaven don't count for you. I don't know I
Got no I would be very helpful
But I feel like if psycho sleeper doesn't count shoot a shooter one does not count
So, we will not be able to do that together.
Well, I can just like lag people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, you already did it.
Oh yeah.
How do you make, I think we've had this conversation before.
Wait, do I have an MCX build already? I don't. How do you make an MCX, not shit?
Very good question. The UCS stock is the best.
With the pad on it. I hope I got it. I forgot I made one.
That's the wrong stock.
don't worry it's only 300k that's the wrong stuff that's all right I like this
one I've used this one before and I enjoy it
I
Already I'm doing this one more time before I say fuck it's your fence threat not 3.0
What is it? I have no idea
Have to look look at that's
Give me a damn second Terry
All righty, that's that
Yeah, I'm almost at the point of like I'm not even gonna try and look for scabs and I'm just gonna have a DVL on our back
or my back is me going out of my way and looking for these bastards I've
literally just died over and over again when I probably could have just done it
in two or three runs and just been done yeah
Oh, what a joy. I've already bought in so many DVLs. I can't suppress this one. You
want to bring me a DVL? Not really, but I will. Thank you.
You got it, you want it, baby, you got it.
I've been watching you for a while now.
Baby, you got it.
All right, I grabbed some food, I'm good.
Do I not have any more food?
What?
How about a food?
Damn it!
Harry, why are you broke?
What?
You got it!
Maybe you got it!
Alright, here's a-
Yeah, I can use your DVL yes, please boss
Yo, I love me a good yang Lang brother
Love me good. I got caught pecker checking at the YMCA by the way. I'll happen. It'll happen to your best of us
I got an extra DVL mag. Yeah, just bring one in with like M80 and I got mag and ammo outside of it
I got 993 and it boughs cool
They called Mike pecker checking at the Y dude that'll happen dude
That'll happen well you were pecker checking back in the day too. I remember that story
I swear I remember you telling me about that you fucking talking about you told me about
how you were pecker-checking where you said you you I said you said that you remember the
dude that had the biggest dick you ever saw how can you fucking not remember it brother
if the thing is touching his fucking knee when he walks in, you gotta be careful.
No, it's not pecker-checker!
You gotta be careful, that fucking Anaconda will bite you!
Pecker-checker.
You gotta keep a safe distance, arm length, and even then it probably can touch you with
it.
He turns left, and with any velocity, you're getting slapped in the thigh.
And then you gotta fight!
What are you gonna do?
You can't let that slide.
The pecker-checker right there, man.
Gotta be safe, gotta be careful.
That's the truth.
Why'd you act so like you didn't know at first?
I didn't know what the hell you were talking about.
Listen, the amount of stories I tell Terry, I don't remember half of them until they're brought up, but I'm like, oh yeah, that story.
Can you repeat your question?
Thank you, boss.
Go up the dome, boss.
thank you both thank you both I'll be killing players and I'll be killing
scabbo's
good news is I am starting to feel like my eyes would like to climb out of my
face my medication has officially activated
so my elune safes yeah I'll go up into the dome ski
I need glorious mass shroud mass all that stuff cool you already got all your
You see I'm one scouts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm one
Listen Terry if I die just grab my shit and reset
Okay
What's up, baby
I'll take a power rain.
Little bit, yeah.
No, not yet.
Good.
There's a player.
One of the building.
Player.
Oh, on the...
Fuck, I missed.
You are such a son of a bitch.
Yes.
I'm over here waiting to fucking shoot till he stops and you just fucking fire the
fire the first chance you get you bastard
my medication is not kicked in yet there's a scab to the left on the
bunkers left to white knight
I'm going to see him.
He's going to wait until he stops it.
I'm just going to him.
Good news, I'm out of arms stamina, bro.
I am going to say it.
The sniping in this game is the worst sniping in any game that exists.
I absolutely hate it.
And then I hit the metal, bro.
Oh my gosh.
I hate it bro, there is nothing I would rather do less, I would run around with pistols in
raid rather than snipe, I despise sniping in this game, I despise it, I despise it, it's
too realistic and I don't like it.
I'll be right back, let me know when he stops talking.
Alright?
I hung up on Terry.
We do not need to conversate then.
Fuck him.
It's a skill issue.
Yeah, no fucking shit.
It's a skill issue.
I wouldn't be complaining if I was good at it.
You good jackass.
Of course it's a skill issue.
Wait for him to stop moving, hopefully, two of them, oh my gosh.
All righty, two down.
all right 13 for I just I feel like this is not
fuck you pussy eat my dick oh my gosh
Tell me he's dead.
How? How in the fuck? Is that a miss?
You should have four kills right now, and I only have to end the depression.
I
Was that
What the fuck?
You got him?
Warmin' up.
Warmin' up.
Warming up. Warming up. Next shot. Wait dude. Guaranteed hit. Let's just swap accounts until
you're done. Guaranteed hit on the next shot. Guaranteed. Guaranteed hit on the next shot.
There is no doubt in my mind that this next shot, I'm not going to miss it.
No way.
No way, Jose.
No way, Jose.
Guaranteed hit.
Bang!
I hit him!
I get him.
I kill him.
Let me check
Dude don't listen to don't zero that's bad zeroing is not good
Easy first shot first kill easy peasy
Easy fucking
We're locked in now. We won't miss another shot guaranteed. We're locked in now. It's
not even close. We are so locked in. Easy peasy.
On the bunkers to the left behind RBSC just sitting still. He got it. He's the one shot
one kill by the little target dummies yeah you got this come on one shoot god
damn it hunch nice easy peasy easy peasy one shot one kill alright he just
kills in my life almost like they're robots or something
there's the rest of them
How many kills are you after, huh?
You got five, I need two more.
Okay.
I'm eating my food, so I don't know where to be.
This is the fewest amount of scabs I've ever seen on reserve.
I am cursed.
I'm cursed.
I'm cursed.
me. Any up here? Nada.
There's no scabs at helicopter.
These scabs over here, nothing, and these scabs back here, nothing.
nothing no I don't think I just really I think he's just struggling oh shit sorry
To be
All right, I think it's a reset
Well
I think
You want it baby you got it Oh I'm out of arms Tamina wonderful what it's what
What a treat. What a sweet treat. How lucky am I?
Alright, that guy's dead.
There's another one. He should go and loot the other scab's body, and then I'll take his life!
There's another one back here, wasn't there?
No.
Where did he go?
he's over here somewhere
no way
yeah I don't I just I don't think
I understand how bullets work in this game
man go thing that's just where i'm at range i just do not understand how
bullets work i don't understand flight time
anything out of a hundred and fifty meters and i'm just shocked
might over leading like is that the problem there
I'm trying to lag them for you.
I have to just be over leading.
Need all the help you can get, Miles.
Not enough lead.
Yeah, maybe.
Like I just feel like there's so many better ways to do this like just running around and
head-shutting them up close.
What skills do I have?
I have six, Jesus bro.
Yeah, this is definitely not the way fuck this shit
Fuck this shit. I'm just gonna go down there and shoot them up close
I've had enough I've had enough I've had enough
Fuck this shit. I'm just gonna run up to him and snipe him from up close
He's walking left of it, you see him?
Easy like nothing ever happened
Odds
I
Reminded me to put a front or rear on this I forgot the only bad thing about this build is the ADS is terrible
For these little bitches
Where are they?
Hello?
Hello!
Where are they?
I think you have got it.
Okay.
Is that those scabs I wonder?
Eight.
One on Suka!
9!
Yabka!
No idea where that guy is.
One on Suka!
10! 5 more!
where are they? where's my last five?
so here's my question, do we just reset instead of looking for the last five? like a chicken
Is that cut off? I think we do.
I think we do.
We made this mistake many a times already.
What?
Reset.
Please, keep going.
All right, I could do that, Boush.
I might run out of ammo.
Hee hee.
Don't do it.
Oh my god he breaks my fucking arm.
Test control done, nice.
Oh yes, yes, yes.
Yes, because god forbid, I'm a trained military personnel.
I can't jump up a slant.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
There's no way I'm doing shooter born today.
I can't mentally handle shooter born today.
There's zero way. There's zero way.
Shooterborn will be the last quest we do.
We're getting done with this one.
Fuck everybody not doing Shooterborn.
I refuse. I refuse.
I refuse to do Shooterborn.
It legitimately
sounds like actual hell
to try and do Shooterborn.
It does not sound fun even in the slightest.
how many more do we need? how much time do we have? 17 minutes?
me for more
am I back
game talks
is it death going into the bungus i think it is to be honest i think bungus is death
Oh
3. 3 more. 3 more. 3 more. 3 more.
oh shit balls
That was a war zone here.
How am I out of energy?
Oh, I thought I ate.
Onwards?
I
On wads
Who ya'll love me
Like dude, it's so stupid, bro.
How is that a miss, man?
Dr. Jekyll is fucking my ass.
Two more.
A press up.
Oh, I instantly sprinted and I instantly got another bleed.
Wonderful.
Go ahead and patch that up.
Good.
Remember, at least we have lucky.
that's above
that's above
Dr. Jekyll, it's good to see you
Might be able to get an angle and shoot those guys from far potentially
Will they laser beam me in the tower anyone know
Yeah they were.
I'm a slatherous snag.
I just need to snipe one of them over there. That's it. I just need one.
Oh, hey Dr. Jekyll, good to see you again, hey Dr. Jekyll, hope you're doing well buddy,
has to be another scab over here, right?
I mean, I should be able to go up to Dome and see them over there, right?
For sure.
get me out of here. get me out. get me out. get me out.
fuck a backpack, i don't care about it
What?
Explosions!
It's finally over.
It is finally, finally over.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Thank goodness, thank goodness.
That quest was literal hell.
Oh my gosh.
I don't think it would have been as bad
if we didn't die twice at 14.
No listen bro I'm gonna say it man shooting players 10 times easier than
shooting scabs and that's on Jock keep it 50 fish tree never commit suicide
everything goes see all right. Crit-Mac said that once and it's the truth.
All right 338 lock in boys that's rock n roll.
Lock in 33 a lapoo time. Let's do this shit
All right, I think the way that we do this quest is
Hello, I think the way we do this quest is bro
You just kill I just kill I'll get the headshots. Oh my gosh, it's five on each map
I thought it was you know, I'm helping you know, it's five on every other map
You have to pick between two maps. Oh my gosh, I finished three plus that read
I'm gonna help you watch
All right
Dude, I hate psychics.
Trust me.
I have an idea, bro.
I have really good ideas.
You understand that, don't you?
All right, what are the map options?
Read them to me now, will you?
Okay.
So first off, talk to me with low respect, okay?
You're talking to Professor Xavier Hutch, all right?
I'll read your mind and put you in the worst possible place you could be mentally,
okay, bitch boy?
Second off, we got Customs Lighthouse.
of Tarkov shoreline interchange ground zero woods reserve customs lighthouse you said
definitely customs yes no doubt all right we're going to your customs first yeah down
down good boy trey i don't know what's gotten into you okay it might have been some penis
But you better talk to me with some respect.
Alright, my fault, bro. You know what happened, dude?
I had to extract that ring because I had to run to the bathroom
when I was shitting liquid and it made me upset
and I had to take it out on somebody.
Yeah, it's alright. It's alright.
Don't let it happen again, but it's alright.
Parkov Shooter Part 4 I gotta do too.
Which I think.
Is that?
I think it's killing PMCs.
For the Balti.
What is that?
Let me look.
We didn't start to fire.
Always burn and since our world's been turned and we didn't start to fire.
Let me P.M.C. operatives from less than 25 meters away with a bolt action.
Yeah, it's easy.
I'll get that done.
Just playing the game.
Less than 25 meters.
Yeah.
So will you in a way shut the fuck up.
in a way, even if I miss, I'm still getting a quest done with the 338.
If they're up close, I just hit fire the hits off of them.
The cats!
You're using a 338 for Shooterboard in Heaven.
Yep.
Now I'm pretty sure in that Gigabee Shooterboard in Heaven guide video, he said don't do that.
Why's that?
Because you're going to accidentally hit people in the chest and kill them.
not an account. Trey, Trey. Yeah. Have you not seen me play with the sniper? I don't
miss. Okay. Oh, I thought you were gonna say there's no way you were gonna hit them in the
head. Literally don't miss. Okay. I don't know who you've been watching, but my chat will
tell you I don't miss with the sniper. Am I right, boys? Tell them chat. Tell them
I extracted and was watching you that entire rate. You know that
AI's gotten insane
AI is crazy nowadays
I'm not one of those youtubers who gave up on their community. So they just turned their entire channel into AI
Web will calm
Yep, that's me basically you were watching AI hutch try and do the quest we have a really
Okay. Well, I don't know about this then. All right. I brought a ton of flashbangs and I'm
I'm MAD, which is going to want to have people's legs. Okay. Good.
Now, and here's here's the next question. It worst comes the worst. We put a tank battery
battery inside of a backpack. Oh my God. Drop it on the bridge so they either A have
to loot the tank battery and see it or B they pick up the backpack and try and run and they
kick. There's a fucking tank battery in there. And they can barely move and then you hit
him in the head. Exactly. Oh. Dude. I'm wearing a mask by the way so you don't get sick
in the call. Thank you. Thank you so much. Also, if this rate doesn't work out, I think
we go back to the DVL and I'll bring a tank battery. I'm down with that. The only thing
Hutch doesn't miss is his fourth breakfast. Sorry, I didn't mean to read that out loud.
say true you fucking jackass I'm petite I didn't say true no somebody in the chat
said true and then whoever said that tray they're banned right now they're
banned ban them ban that jackass following for three years I don't give a fuck get
out of here get out of here you even you scumbag I lock in stop messing
around. Alright, dude, I'm going to shoot somebody in the leg and then I'm going to throw
the five flashbangs at them and they're going to be all confused and you're going to kill
them. Got it. Got it. Got it. You got a stronghold. Stronghold it is, boss. Wait, I need a cool
game like you you got you got the three ton on you know it's my name
I mean you're gonna waste your chats as one of you like exactly
I
Shall is alive
He's checking like a psychopath finally to die after you can die now
He's right above I
Got a mouse the work area. I need a black
You can also craft that oh, I can't grab you now. You're not wrong
Dude, I was eating they fucked my place up real
We mean how you're late for Michelle for shallow Halla
Yeah, they let me up
Michelle Halla Halla
Somebody posted a gift of a guy getting chains dropped. It was butthole in my discord. What?
Sounded to eat that sounds sounds like your discord. It's very true
anyone I'll never forget when like the servers were down for Parkov or
something people were in maybe it was like a baby server people were in the
discord posting crazy shit and some dude posted a gift of a guy fucking a
stuffed raccoon boy it was on my stream and I tell you something and I
I mean this with all due love and I don't give a fuck about somebody banging a stuffed raccoon in your discord.
No, not in my discord.
It was probably Cloaksy. Now lock hands!
I think it was.
I think I just saw either a scammer or a PMC going to crack.
schedule his intervention or no no we haven't been able to start to line up
times usually streams one day he takes off five hard to line up times binge
drinker
my god you guys up any black rocks sir
I
This guy with the gate I
Mean, bro. No one's coming to this side of the map. It was bad
Do you want to read that?
Negative.
Oh, you have a backflip.
Dude, I'm not going to lie. I need these level 5 plates bad.
How opposed to resetting would you be? I can split you some of this.
Okay, I'm going to reset if we can. I've got absolutely nothing to accomplish.
Oh, it's fine. It's a 2 minute queue now.
Yeah, doesn't take forever to get back in.
Oh!
once a year
now i have no back to a little five
apple i don't know i'm not back i think one of them did
it's fine i don't give a damn
i got plenty of plenty
we'll go take a look at this gas station real quick ander
oh, was that you?
now what?
i started to use the press shots
not me
heavy
is this you? gas station?
yeah i just shot
this just sounded like open bounce
Oh man, goons are crack out.
Dude, dude.
No they're not.
Wait really?
Are they actually like, no bullshit?
That wasn't the goons.
Dude I can turn the power on, Hutch.
I have the key.
Just let me go there.
Sure.
You saw Knight.
Are you on crack?
No, that was a scat.
Are you sure Hutch saw goons and he's blind?
Somebody's taking my chat.
They were there.
That's true.
I do need to kill Knight.
I need to kill all the goons.
That counts if I kill them, right?
I think.
Where is the switch in this build?
OK.
I mean, chat's all saying I saw them.
I'll go take another peek.
Whatever you do, don't die, because I can shoot them too.
No, that's a basic ass scab.
Chat's literally crazy.
Really? Yeah, that's a lot of people saying that.
Wouldn't they have shot us? Yeah, 100%
I don't even know how they got confused. I didn't even look any percent like night.
And it sucks shooter borns are shared but honestly it's a good thing
What's up, I think people would be like paying cheaters to carry them. Yeah, very true
You have cheaters running around with like a suppressor like a stock mows in just jump shot of people across the map
All four dudes hide in the building and spawn
yeah that's also one of those you got to earn it yeah it's it's that's a Tarkov
staple yeah the boss skills however like that's a that'd be so dumb if you're
you can't stab him much yeah i could have told you that
where the hell you at man open this up i just had to kill a player bro
no he shot me in the head twice where was he at
like panda right outside it on the corner and he was a new dude you're
shoving the head twice I knew Samina are you inside the yeah I'm crawling like
crazy look I'm gonna get you these kills all right
oh man you weren't lying it was a player boss I'm so I'm gonna get you these
kills boss just be patient listen you know what's crazy when I was pooping
there I was looking at our chats and shit and I noticed that our shadows are
trying to tear us apart today because they see that we can get angry at each
other and it'll be fun. I don't think Chad realizes we've been playing games
and yelling and calling each other slurs for like four years now. They
remember that time we extracted through here once by 360 no scope you in the
head and you died and you got off. You remember that time when we were on
shoreline and I needed a let X and you found one put in your button and committed suicide
so I couldn't get it.
Yeah, I do.
Listen, we've been trial and tribulations, man, like whatever we found in that up in
Daisy after I looked for him for three hours just for me to sing a song and him to kill
himself and and then we had to find each other again.
You pushed me.
I sang you a song.
I was there pushing you!
You were talking about my best friends, blah blah, dude, that shit was ass.
We're the three best friends that anybody can have, so we're the three best friends that anybody can have,
so we're the two best friends that anybody can have,
that will never ever ever leave each other.
Dead with the two, I'm playing the song.
Please.
You're lucky it doesn't come up on Spotify.
He's singing to his knife and fork again.
I don't know what this is.
All right.
Get me back in there.
Yes.
All right.
All right
Guess I do not use chopsticks here. You would I'm damn good with a chopstick
It's a chopstick
Not two of them. I just used the one I sharpened the end of it and I stabbed the chicken with it
But actually yeah, oh
Hey, big hutch watching from Australia love your and peas
probably works well.
Yo, thank you so much for loving me.
Doesn't that mean death, actually?
What if you do that?
That means death.
Thank you so much for the 35.
I appreciate you, dude.
Thank you so much.
I'm glad you enjoyed it, boss.
Thank you so much for chilling here, man.
Thank you for the love.
That's death?
Yeah, if you stick like a chopstick or something.
I don't think it took them to build that wall.
A long time, bro.
know why they built the wall? Yeah. Why? To keep people out. Who? People out? The Mongolians.
Good job. You're so smart, Terry. You're not an idiot. Yeah. I don't care what they say about you.
I'm a very shiny side of my life. You know, how many times have you looked up the Roman Empire
this week twice I know it that's only because they were fucking each other as
man yeah stay locked in you know yo live thank you so much for the tier 1 KO
Chris and co thank you for the love psycho ombred big why did I just saw
I'll say fire and roam me if they actually love.
Alright, let's go.
That's what they're calling you, thick Rick.
No, they're calling me Xavier Hutch.
Professor Xavier Hutch.
Professor Xavier Hutch.
3tonian.
No one calls me the 3tonian, Trey.
You just keep saying it and you're hoping that it sticks.
I opened the door this morning and everybody was saying it.
Oh, they weren't.
No, they weren't.
No, they weren't.
I saw oniony notes.
They weren't
They have been putting onion emotes they're lucky. I don't ban them. I
Saw somebody somebody posted a picture in the discord about how they cook an onion. I thought about sauce on them
I don't even know I don't want to talk about it. You've never like a caramelized onion
I'll make onions, but I won't eat them
No, my wife likes onions on her burger so I'll throw some onions on the black stone.
I don't really know how like if they're good or not I just kind of be like age does this
look good?
I was like, yeah, that's fine. I'm like, okay.
No, I don't need onion rings. Hell no.
Hell no.
couple of weeks to go you know the
boy don't you have a key for this for
customs what mark room I use the whole
thing yesterday and profitable or no oh
yeah me buddy what do you think the five
prices on that I spent four I made like
eight so anything like five to six
million range is justified yeah I mean
it's a lot of work to get in there ten
times for six no I'd say five max dude
You know how to gut a fish hutch yeah, so I knew how to fillet a fish with a couple weeks
Yo, I learned how to do like the whole fish and let me tell you
It's a lot of work
You know I was using a fucking fork, you know how you actually de-scale them you want the cheat code
Well, there he is
Well, it's not a pressure washer, but it's like a pressurized water pick and you can just it has to be hard enough
where the scales will actually pop off the fish but if you get one of those and you can
de-scale the fish in like under 20 seconds why are people saying tannerite because you
blow the fish up but then you know we're having to pick up all the fish
I'm going to flash bang him, I'm going to flash bang him, I think he's flying, I'm going
to throw on the other one.
I don't think I headshot that one, but I head shot at the other one for sure.
That was 25 meters, that was under 25.
Yeah, exactly, two of them done.
It's almost like a susup pressurized water, and you just like angle it.
Yeah, and it just pops under all the scales.
All of it off, yeah.
Yeah, let me tell you that fork is hard work.
I tried to screw in the fork was a lot better.
All righty, GGs, GGs, let me see if the first one was a...
Dude, that guy must have been seeing like nothing, by the way.
I threw three stuns at his feet.
Yeah, first one was, second one was not.
Let me pin this.
Oh, I pin it.
There it is, that.
And then that.
Yeah, put those, put those counter for shooter, car cop shooter, but not shooter
born.
This guy up here's name is Bukaki Warlord.
Bukaki Warlord!
Oh, he's good.
This Bukaki ain't that like the wedding cake ship they do?
Where they stack it all up on each other?
Not too sure.
Like a layered cake.
Breezer Bukaki is whenever you shit on the top of the toilet not in the toilet. That's an upper-decker. Oh
I thought an upper-decker is whenever you throw a Zinn in the top of your lip
Well, oh, yeah, you're running there. I'm under the stairs. I thought I heard extra as well
Well, that's what people call it now, but back in the day in Upper Deckers when you went to your friend's house and you had to fuck with him, so you would put a damn shit up in the top of the toilet and then like a couple, like a week or two later, it would smell like ass and nobody would know why, so they'd call the plumber the plumber the plumber and they'd say, somebody didn't shit in the top of your toilet.
Oh dude if you share the top of my toilet, I think I'd actually kill you
Yeah
Let's go chase those shots now
In my car
Yeah, I mean we should
Then you got a panda. Yeah
I'm gonna shoot him in the legs, alright?
Yeah.
You see him?
Uh, they were towards Storms.
I'm looking.
I really wish I could help you shoot her more.
Oh my god, my mouse just died. We know that.
If she was trying to save money on the wedding, so she made it take herself, I don't think
it was...
Oh, fuck, are you talking about this wedding in December?
Really?
Were you the younger brother they felt bad for, so they invited?
I have to let my arms them and I go I'm all I'm tired boss my arms ain't the strongest
There's a player at New Gasper was looting. Oh my god. You can kill him watch the white van to the left of the taxi
watch out I see a looting dude you just had through the thing I bet you'll
kill him with a 338 I are you zero enough or something no you want to wait here and
I'll go over there and bait in the lake.
No, I'm gonna come to your house.
I think I'm gonna be honest then, when it comes to like the long shots, I'm just not good at them.
I can, I'm more...
He's indirectly at it.
I'm more comfortable corkscoping than I am sitting there at range and shooting a bullet from Vietnam.
I'll never aim above that.
Yeah, I do.
I was aiming right in his head.
The problem is, is I took a deep breath the second I shot and the bullet just over here
juggling my fucking rifle.
He's inside.
He's outside to the right.
Yeah, in the van.
Where am I standing?
On our side or there's a...
I'm going to go far to the right far side, he hasn't turned his back to you.
I see him behind the blue van.
I saw him behind the bus.
I see you on the blue van.
well good thing I suck you're alive that you all the way down there looking at me
wiggling yeah okay did you get over there
oh really I saw him at the bus at the bus he's prone behind the bus he's prone
behind the bus dude I shot him in the leg twice he's going back behind the
My mouth just died, actually.
He's running back to the gas station.
He's in pain.
He's running in the gas station.
Your side, outside, running at you.
Dude, I'm so tired of this already. I don't want to snipe no more boss and the bushes that made
I don't want to snipe no more boss
I see him. He's coming to the right van. I'm not stunning. Perfect son. He should be blind this block
He's in the road walking towards you bro. Yeah, I'm starting again. He's right on the other side of the thing. He should be blind
I'm moving to get another angle. He's right on the other side of the door
he's shooting at me he's blind again he's running directly towards you
nice
yeah but no the body shot bro
bro this guy is gonna be so confused
I'm telling you I shot him in the leg twice and I can like six flashbangs in his head
I don't like this way. You got to use it dude. I'm telling you using a 338 for
sure born is your trolling yourself. Yeah. Because if you don't kill him with
that chest shot there then you just hit him. One of the good things is I got the the
first part of the quest done. Nice. A shooter or whatever the hell.
What's our cop shooter was that you need to do up to four yet in four
No, I got the
What's it called done?
Yeah, I got the three out of three. There's another one
Park up shooter for whatever that one. Yeah, I got that one
Okay
That's the last one you do that and shoot one in heaven
mxlr yeah that's a manager certain quest that I don't I've never enjoyed and I
don't enjoy literally at all and this is one of them some people can sit there
and snipe in this game and be successful I'm not one of those people
I've never been good at sniping in this game
Like knowing I only have one shot it just
Yeah, just don't even know what the fuck that was holy shit
Thank you
Yeah, it's just not my playstyle, man.
Like, I just, I'd rather use an AR and like, do the-
Alright, you got-
That kind of shit.
That kind of shit.
I'm sure you're done.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a good red.
I just, I'm not a fan of sniping.
the
death of the
death of the
death of
death
This issue here
Yes
Well typically in like every game that I
Snipering in it park off is the only game that I have ever played where I like I look at a sniper
Lever action where we go I'm in fucking hell
Um, I could be honest with you, you know how I usually do this ever since they change
it from the hundred meters, I go unscoped mows in and just go and dole people and dorms.
The customers want to get.
Or maybe hollow DVL that's ain't XLR is also good.
I would use the damn DVL with like a voodoo or something just in the 1x, but I just prefer that, so yeah, whatever you prefer.
Yeah, well, at least we got that one done.
I'm going to hit any target with a bolt action, 0 to 15, okay, so that's easy as well.
was almost done. Yeah. I think
this is what I want to do. We
play the raid out like I have an
AR. I don't want to sit up in no
fucking stronghold and sit there
while you jerk yourself off and I
jerk myself off. Let's just run
around. Let's just run around,
push PVP. I'm gonna hit the
shot to buy down I died is what it is. Okay, I have a lot of sons. Wonderful.
We grab a video.
M88-1. That's good stuff. All righty.
And then, I got another one of these.
Oh
Where my food at? I thought I bought a bunch.
Meow! Meow!
Where you going there?
Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
Glad to do it.
Four more.
Yeah, Chad, if the DVL, if we hate it, we'll go MXLR.
Ask guidance.
Oh shit, hold on.
I just heard of this thing.
I don't want to know mom.
I
Not just kills these yo, do we want to buy mark room?
How much is that you love your body go up? Oh
Oh my gosh, it's four mil think I make my money back.
Yeah.
About that bitch.
I think I have a quest here too.
Should I bring it?
Don't have to put a tracker in there.
My first time in there this way.
They changed it. You don't have to do customs anymore. That's right. Oh, got you.
Kind of nice, huh? Dude, they've done so many things in this game that it's just like, oh, so happy they did that, you know, which I love. I love.
Yeah, there's still a quest like this. This is really the first quest I've gotten to where I'm truly dreading it, which is nice.
Nikita posted 40 minutes ago.
You're crazy and non-trivial ideas only.
How can we get rid of campers and rats?
He's asking that?
Yeah, he posted that.
Dude, who is this, man?
Nikita posting about wanting to get rid of rats?
I have an update no school tomorrow or no they can do an ironically is that punishing
people that moves.
No, Tarkov school tomorrow, we have to push it back another day to Wednesday.
We got Wednesday, Tarkov school on Wednesday, the boys are busy, but we're gonna get them
back on the game and everybody hanging out Wednesday, alright?
That's the update.
I don't know, man, I got no control over my class.
What's up, baby?
What's up?
yeah I think some chicken and rice for fade bore thank you his old BBL all
How is that not a headshot
My king for GTA yeah, yeah, I'm excited
Here's my thing I
I'm excited for all that shit, bro, but what I'm what I'm very
Over I think is these gaming companies building hype for their shit for a year, two years,
three years, I mean GTA is 15 years in advance, but I'm super excited for WarDocs, can't wait.
The amount of like hype that they have built over the last, it feels like 20 years, but
I know it's only been a couple months, but I can only stay super excited for so long
So I'm finally like, I just want to fucking play your game already.
Am I crazy for that?
I feel like people or developers in these gaming companies are building hype for so much longer than they usually do
before they release their games.
And it gets to the point where I'm just kind of like, dude, I'm not excited anymore.
I want to play it and I'm excited to play it, but I'm tired of sitting here waiting.
I
Have a flashlight
Scav was looking at two stories shooting with the ad hoc. They were shooting me. I don't think so. I mean
Why are you pushing me, scab?
Oh yeah, this is his story.
I may have killed him, but I am 1HP.
He's out there, he's out there, he's out there, he's out there, he's out there.
Oh wow, somehow.
He's upstairs.
Be careful.
There's two, maybe.
Hello, though.
They have dead to an aide. No, not he's in the filing cabinet room all the way
Are you going?
There was two there was another one behind us. I'm really
I
Know no, I got killed by a guy behind me. I thought I heard something I ignored it
Where'd you kill him?
I don't think so
That's all saying I did
Could you kill one in the other one killed you maybe
I think the quest sound was me failing a quest shot, to be honest.
Fuck.
Yeah, yeah, I didn't kill one, yeah, they're both still alive.
I think they're still both, yeah.
I need part of me.
I need part of me.
Ow.
Bum, bum, bum.
One of them was sitting in the glitch spot and the other one was in the filing cabinet room.
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I don't want to do it no more.
I'm over it. I'm already over it. That's enough for me.
All right
No, like you got all the items anyways. Yeah, there you go. No, no, there's no way
They need to like make a collection I can tell
Okay, where ever you won't go.
No matter to me.
I don't care either man.
I just need to hear the items I need for cap already.
Okay.
I need the beard oil, the shroud half mask, the rat poison, the red beard, the glorious
E mask, the sheep piggy bank.
I haven't even seen that once by the way. I have two of them
How the hell's you get them?
flaps
Really? Yeah, I found and
One was in red and what was on cat?
What the hell? Yeah
We could probably loot
Mark group and find a lot of that on dorms. Oh customs. Yeah, I just bought that key. Yeah
Yeah, it might be the moon.
I'm down, mouse.
Just do it.
Oh my gosh, I don't know whose arm this was, but they got fucked up.
I also need to start collecting plates again.
I've been, that, me trying to do shooter board today has not only put me in a bad
mood but has also just destroyed my entire stash well now I'm authorized to use lethal force
yeah we're just killing everybody bro I'm you know the worst part about it is is that I'm sitting
here doing shooter born and I have these motherfuckers yapping and like bro usually they don't make me mad
but me dying and I'm just sitting there failing trying to snipe people and then I have this one
Tart in the chat has been yapping since the beginning when you know this guy's hot dog shit at the game now
It's like all right. I just got to go and kill the whole lobby ten times and then I'll feel good about myself again
Well, dude
Motherfuckers. Give me the right user zero that shit makes me mad dude. Give me in the raid
Give me in the raid. I
Could go either young
Give me an arrayed
Yeah, dude, I'm at the point where I'm gonna finish literally everything
Before I even think about doing a shooter born shooter born is so shit
But the good news is we got the Tarkov shooter bullshit done.
We got the 15 scabs on one raid done.
We got a couple other quests done.
It's honestly been a good day.
Let me look at something really quick.
What else do I need?
I need shooter born, Tarkov shooter, and then I need the Black Rock.
I think that's it.
And then the scab, proper level four.
I think it's just one more quest.
Yeah.
trader resetting or something. I go with the fuck. Yeah, which I can literally do by just getting
by this right here. Just the Raiders. That's the best way for me to get there.
Ever dies. Yeah, let's go frag out boys. Let's go frag out. Let's go frag out.
get some of these.
That's good.
I also need to do it. I need to make 5581 so bad.
I can't stand it. I'm shooting MA 56.
You know where we get that mouse and we got to go play some labs. I can't get read it
Let's go. Let's go clean out customs a couple of times
I want to try and see what this key is if you do one icebreaker your set
Yeah, we can always you have it unlocked so I could just do it with you, right?
No, I don't think so
You have to unlock like the first you gotta go like talk to the btr guy and then fix the shit
On woods and then grab the thing from lighthouse. Yeah, I have to repair the
Under the tower on woods
Yeah, but i'm pretty sure if you have it unlocked. I can just go with you now
No, I didn't need it. Okay
I have to go through shoreline too though. I don't have it like directly. I don't all right. All right. I'm getting us in there
Let's go. Please god
I
Got a loud HK mouse love it
Got the emcee. Yes, you didn't need it. That's what it is
So it used to be like it isn't like it doesn't he can just transit with you. Wait, is that real? Yeah?
That's what I did with Fina. I thought oh
All right boys
The day starts now the day officially begins now everything else. I'm gonna hate to break it to you though boss
I'm gonna get a nice breaker. I can clear it
Really mm-hmm the only part that I suck at is the mechanical room
Okay, I'm not bad at that part. You know what I do suck at it is under the helipad. Oh, yeah, I can call that no problem
Okay, I get through that
Me and John quote me and John we're doing is one of us sat up top in the doorway
And one of us at LL. That's how me and
Peanut did as well. Yeah
All right
I let Tarkov get to me, but the day has now begun, first ray of the day.
Yep, good morning.
Good morning, it's good to see you, Tray, how you been?
Good, good, I'm a bit bummed out about the fact that I don't have the achievement, because I don't have the achievement.
Yeah, that is true, no matter how bad the sniping in this game is, Tray had grinded 100 mil for absolutely nothing.
Yeah, then you're 200 mill
Who cares about the achievement of the achievements
So if you do have a hundred million if my school does need donations after my
All right, break bar.
Do break me, I can hit you up for some donations?
Um, maybe.
Oh.
Uh.
How was he there, dude?
Uh-oh, did he die?
Oh, I got shot by three guns.
Uh, give me lead.
Wait, the guy that killed you was he hacking?
No, but I just find it very hard to believe that they're there at that time.
I'm going to go pick some different servers.
Okay.
We are literally the only people on right now.
Yeah.
Um.
So, Trey, what's up?
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good to see you.
First raid of the day here soon.
Yup.
Good morning.
Hey.
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, you smell like a blueberry pirate
No here.
All right, trade me.
Oh, thank you all.
Negative, PC, and some more drinks.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Yeah, good to see everybody.
That's a weird, that's a weird push.
Now what gun do I want to use, man?
I don't know, partner.
Monday's feeling like a Saturday boss. What do I want to use? I might use the AK-308.
How is it?
Very good.
Very good, cool.
I think it's good.
Love you, baby.
What's the recoil you're looking for on it?
Like how high is okay?
Um 90 something. I think is the best year. Let me look at your build. That's like best
build. I wouldn't put a shift on it. I think I'd put like a RK zero on it. There you go.
I'm gonna say mine's like 94 build or something run it suppressed. Don't do loud.
It is suppressed. I'm gonna put this on up. Wow it's 87 now. Oh yeah.
All right, I'll take it
There's the
May grab some co-locks
Where my co-locks
Okay, they just didn't get purchased
There we go
I
Suppressed HK. Oh, bro. I lost my big backpack last raid, bro. Fuck whoever that guy was
You have the barter for the dog tags for him. Yeah, is that worth it?
Oh, that's all I use the dog tags for. Oh, I just got MA 5581. So I have no dog tags
Those bad mouse. All right. I mean by chip
Oh my gosh. You know what I just found out and kind of exposed him on accident. Shroud
is level 33. Really? Shroud is level 33 in the game. He has been-
Is this on his like, not seasonal? No, that's, I mean, level 33. I just looked
up his name and it popped up.
Why would it show me as non-seasonal while I'm in seasonal?
He hasn't made a seasonal, maybe.
I don't know.
Oh, maybe not.
I don't know.
I mean, the way he was playing in the tournament, he looks like he's been in
flow stage.
So yeah.
Oh, he's been playing every day with us.
Everly.
There it is.
Bro, off screen.
Tony hit.
Yeah.
He's taking a break from trimming.
Uh, landmark was trying to like push him and he did like this little
side jump over a box. Shroudly one of the nastiest like midair flicks I have really
seen I think they're two craziest shots during the tournament was that a gamer dude and was
Viuban's jump shot to close out a game. Did he stream the tournament thing or no no
Yeah, I think Jimmy Johnson's what gave me the lettuce shits, by the way, we came up
with that conclusion together.
Yeah, we did come together.
I'll tell you this much.
I'm tired of dying.
I've been dying all that.
Yep.
My first grade, I killed five players or six players and died to a players gap.
And I think I've died every single raid besides the reserve raid where we
got the quest done.
That right really
Maybe I survived one shoreline as well. I don't remember. Oh
Yeah, I pretty much died ever great actually
Think I have died up well we start winning now. Yeah, I'm gonna lock in
There's a tan SR 25 here
I think it's real way there's no joke man my first time using it. I'm excited
That thing rips get M80. Yeah, I'm sick to in the bottom round
Awesome, I'm gonna get in strong. Oh, I feel like BCPF and Jane. I think we'll even be that bad
Actually like one taps you lock
I have no scope so I'll tell you.
Oh no, would you rock the scope with this?
There's a guy who really fucked up you on his brain, how is he not dead?
Dead?
Dead.
Nice.
Did he like teleport or something?
Yeah, my head.
Did you teleport or did you shot him?
Yeah, in my head.
I shot him a bunch of times and he teleported me and it was so weird.
Love that for you.
He was scared.
Okay.
I didn't shot that.
First time.
First time.
No idea.
That was far.
behind us gas station someone's coming in I'm getting down
the other one sounds like he's that mechanic
yeah
oh yeah
I hear the gas station guy
I'm watching the doorway I'll tell you if you can use
We got one still in there. You got one side mechanic. We got one gas station
I think there might be someone panda or rotating to panda
probably a
Shut the fucking screw
But you just realized that you could shoot the locks off hey in your defense, bro
is what it is. You know what I mean? It happens. Listen, there's so much happening in this game.
You have so much to worry about. Lock typically isn't something you're worried about, you know?
I'm alive though, he's dialed he's very dialed
Is that you running?
No, no, no.
He's pushing us on the left.
Nice.
He's not dead?
He's dead, he's dead.
Oh, I was about to say, what the fuck?
That guy's dead.
What about gas station guy?
I think that's a mechanic.
Gas station guy could be like railroad?
Yeah.
We should like get out of your gas station guys, we're weird.
You think so?
Do we just leave those bodies?
Um, I can cover you while you blew it.
Like what do you think the chance of survival is actually?
Alright, I'm clearing the guy you killed outside. I'm not a looter, actually. I think it's safe. They're fast, okay?
I'm gonna grab this guy.
Yeah, if you loot that guy's shit, I'll loot the guy inside's shit.
You should be... Yeah, this guy should be safe as well.
I got the treasure.
This guy's name was Cheat Splitter.
I'm good. I'm good to go. Let's go. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, let's go for mechanic. So,
so in theory, still be one here. I think, yeah, I think that's the AK guy. I agree.
great just let's keep in mind
well this guy's got a 45 vector, he's got a trooper but the mag's for the vector
is straight but yeah don't worry about it though
oh to be honest it goes good though
Yeah, I'll take the vector. Fuck it.
Why not? I just hate that I'm overweight now, but we'll take it. We'll take it.
Eat dead. I'm alive. Fuck.
I don't know what you're saying about Nikita's tweet about him stopping rats.
What do you think?
I don't know they kind of have it's so hard to kill people when they fucking when they're
shooting you first yeah yeah they need to get rid of like the aim punch being so bad
you know also stop making it so once you get heavy you can't do anything like the weight
or switch like all that's kind of it's so hard though now that they went down this
route reverse any of it yeah like now even someone like me who hates it I'm
like I don't really want it changed the game just it's been like this for so
long now it's like anything different on the seaglasses yeah I do
anything different now it's just gonna be so weird and it's like a coin flip
But if it's actually better or not, increase the time to kill.
They only connect your box and shit.
Yeah, I make it so that's good.
I am all about take the nape out 100 percent.
Take the neck out 100 percent.
Take all the bullshit case.
Willard wallet, take all the fucking like, listen, if you
go ahead, I guess that's, oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
is a hundred something gay by the way the what is
yo it's time to it's time to fucking leave bud
gonna check for the car i forgot to leave them there's a cat on the chair
yeah make it a room this is crazy money
I'm not saying that I wouldn't want would you say I'm gonna get somebody under us
I'm not saying that I wouldn't want the game to be more push friendly and
genuinely like I'm saying but the throat and neck it off nobody aims for it it's
It's just like a pure bullshit mechanic.
It's a luck box.
Like, that's all it is.
I shot the guy with 400 rounds.
And one of the rounds that I was shooting him with
as I was spraying, luckily, hit the armpit.
Luckily, hit the nape.
Hit the neck.
Like, if it was just headshots that was killing us,
I mean, I think right then and there,
gunfights would last a lot longer.
the ice car is here
as shit happens irel listen man i'm just gonna be real with you if you're using
irel for an argument i'd
we don't need to have a conversation
and nothing i can say to you if you're saying irel listed irel that
The more IRL this game was is the lowest player count the game has had in four years.
I think he's already here.
Are you still eating?
Yeah, rice and chicken.
I don't think so man. I think all those games are so, they're so different from each other
now. You can't really compare them. The only thing that they have in common is the category
that they sent in. But it's kind of crazy that like I can wear an Alton and a Death
Shadow and then an armor that covers my neck like this one but the best neck
armor I can even get is level three so I can just get two tapped by M855 ammo.
Well, maybe that's what they do.
Maybe they make armor is actually armor.
Like you're wearing a neck armor, instead of it being a chance to block a bullet, maybe
it blocks a bullet to the durability is actually down, you know.
Well, dude, honestly, they could just, I think the way the game is now, I think it would just
be a lot better with no neck and throat hitbox.
And it should just make that the chest.
And it's probably fine.
It's just like an RNG mechanic.
Nobody wants that.
It makes it so that that's what makes people rattle up because they, if you get shot
Once like you just have a way higher chance of just dying and not being able to fight back. Yeah
So then people are like shit, I don't want to die so they just fucking
Why did people move around so much back in the day?
It wasn't because the game was easier the game was 10 times harder
But they knew that whenever they were getting shot by somebody
Listen to me. They knew when they were getting shot by somebody
There's a huge chance that that gun is gonna recoil up to the fucking ceiling and they're gonna be able to snap on them
and kill them. But now the recoil is better. Which isn't a bad update. I enjoy the recoil
being the way it is. I think that that's a huge reason on why people die so fast now.
Guns are so much easier to just pull the trigger and drop. A little bit of rice sucked. But
drop motherfuckers. So I don't know. I don't know how they're going to make the
game last Friday but I can promise you this they're probably going to make the
game worse trying that's the reality
alright Marshall wasn't bad for you huh no let's go back again
I'd love to know their player count, but their actual player count, like, I would do, it's
a shame so many people play PvE, bro.
It's a shame and you know why that sucks to me is because like, I know this is kind
fucked up coming from me of all people, but there's no like fucking Timmy's anymore, dude.
The Timmy's are all on PVE. Like I miss dunking on people and like throwing them and shit.
You miss being a bully? Well, dude. And then like, what about the other?
What about the few Timmy's that there are on PVP?
Like, I remember when I was at Timmy, I used to get to fight my own kind.
Brother, I once saw a clip of poke walls getting into a fight when he was brand new on Tarkov
and him and the other guy literally ran out of every bit of ammo, both rifle and pistol
and started shaking each other to see who would win.
Yeah.
I feel like that doesn't happen much anymore.
I will say PvE while I'm sure it was a great financial move for them.
I will say I think it took a lot of the magic out of the game.
I wasn't, I didn't really play or I haven't played and enough time has passed that I
don't really, I can't really remember or see the effects of PvE.
you were playing a lot more than me so you got to see it in real time
all right oh you're in there
and i didn't blame people for playing it fuck no this game is the hardest game
ever made by far
I
Do do do do do do
Yeah, but who are you guys
TV
He's out there and it wasn't like everybody you fight is like a fucking and I hate to say it dude
This is gonna sound like I'm just like tripping, but I'm telling you I'm not even that sweaty
Like I just be like peeking people and shit. There is some nerds out there, dude. I
Don't be doing the nerd shit that much
These guys are doing
Yeah, Rene peaks
Dude when's the last time you saw me only hold a right hand like okay, this is what I'll say and wait
I don't play like that you
You
You do not play like a piece of shit, you don't play like you are willing to die on your ego
There is a hundred
When I watch some of these motherfuckers
And I'm not gonna say names because I don't really feel like starting that shit, but I'll watch this
But there's Tarkov streamers bro all they do all day long is just hold her right hand
twin
Swing with free fire, you know all this cringy shit and then they'll complain about how the players fight in the game
It's just like bro, you're sitting there streaming all day long doing the exact same thing every single gunfight
You don't think other motherfuckers are gonna do that
Like all made you have a night
Congratulations, you suck dick
what I'm saying you don't play like that I agree yeah I actually think I'm
gonna die in the fuck was that how am I jamming at 94% where's my lucky what you
You can't jam it 94% on it.
Bro, I just jammed. How the fuck did I just jam?
At 92.6!
Oh, yeah, that can happen.
What?!
Yeah, that can add anything under 93.
Do you're telling me I started this raid at 93?
The second I went under 93 on jammed?
Bro, why does he need to hate me?
Why does he want nothing but the worst for me?
If you repair a gun with like a gun kit, it shouldn't draw, like it should just go to 99.9 and then 99.8.
Anyways, listen, I want to finish up this conversation.
I think people have gotten better, of course. Game has gotten easier, of course.
And that's just where we're at, bro. I feel like the bed has been made, we all have to lay in it. Period.
Yeah, well the thing is with PVE it made it so like the people that play PVE that
are left on PVP still are the ones that play like that for the most part so it's
like every other fight it used to be like you might run into one person every
couple raids that was like a turbo sweat fucking right-hand peak Andy now it's
It's every race. It's everybody.
And the people who don't do that end up having to do it in order to be successful.
When I came back, this last time was the absolute hardest and the longest.
It took me to get back to the point where I could find everybody.
It was like I launched Tarkov for the first time.
People in chat were like, you have 5,000 hours?
How is that possible?
Yeah
What you got in here man, we got 21
Black card, tiger, roller guard chain.
Dude, that's money, dude.
Yeah, that was a great one.
That's back-to-back Millie things, though.
I've already, I don't want to say I paid for the key, but I'm getting close.
Two uses you're halfway paid off.
Yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty...
Five-seven suppress is gonna be good.
I don't think all these are worth taking.
I mean dude, I might as well just take everything and just sell it off.
Do you go in here?
I'm gonna check the safe.
That's all good.
I'll put these two in here.
Cool.
Remember when the game was so hard you weren't gonna get a PMC kill in your first 100 to 150 hours?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
You just exposed yourself, buddy.
You fucking suck.
Yeah, the game was never like that.
The game was never like that.
Buddy, you fucking suck.
Do you hear me?
The game was never like that.
The game's harder now than it's ever been.
I mean this in the nicest way possible. You suck.
The love, of course, with passion, with compassion.
It was love and come passion.
You said the game's easier than it's ever been and it's now you're saying it's harder
than it's ever been.
Whenever I say it's easier than it's ever been, what we're talking about is like how
the game operates.
Like, questing is easier than it's ever been, ADSing and shooting your gun and the
bullets going straight is easier than it's ever been.
playing the game, fundamentally playing the game is easier, 100%. But with that, you are
making the game fundamentally easier to play, which means everybody is getting very good
10 times faster, which in turn makes the game harder to play. That makes sense? So like
you can make money nowadays, super easy, way easier than you could before. But in turn,
You're not gonna live as much because everybody's rich and is running the best shit. It's a give-and-take
I can shoot the
Everything up to you
But with everything I'm saying right now. I will still stand by the same shit. You're a two-story
Yeah, reset come back and hit it again that everything we just said it sounds like we're being negative about the game guys
games. No, it's good. You know, I mean, dude, if anybody has watched my ship before, they
know it takes it took a lot to get me back on this game. And I've been playing it. I've
been having fun. I've been looking forward to playing every day.
Dude, I log on. I'm not even watching clips. I'm so excited to watch or to play the
game yeah I'm like alright I don't have to do any anything I don't have to play
anything else like I'm just gonna play this all day long I got no obligations
this is perfect
no no no I do have a weird thing going on this game we're like back in the day
okay like if you're like what's the best gun right if I was gonna play in a
tournament. I knew exactly what gun I was going to use, you know. Now, if I was in the
tournament or something, I don't even know what I'd use.
Like I really don't know. HK was disgusting for me most. Are you talking like if we went
and did like a lab tournament tomorrow?
Yeah, like say tomorrow was like open labs tournament. I really don't know what I'd use.
Yeah, I'm gonna be real that tournament that we had I
Want to do another one and I want to do private servers in this game not arena. Yeah
Yeah, yeah
That tournament was a blast dude
I forget how much fun it is just playing against other people that I know isn't cheating and we're just like duking it out
I get so much fun
If I put up a $10,000 prize pool and had like three weeks straight of tournaments, would
you do it?
A tournament a weekend?
Oh, yeah, I would.
I would definitely do it.
Noted.
Would you do, what would you do, like duo trio?
Duo, trio suck.
Duo tournament, point oriented, PVP on the ground.
P on labs with black division for points as well.
And maybe just like fewer black division spawns
but they are on the map.
And then like, you know how Russ doesn't allow,
doesn't allow scopes.
Will you allow scopes or not like Russ?
It's a hard one to be honest.
I don't know.
Scopes kind of make fights worse,
but at the same time, you know.
It's a big part of the game.
It's a big part of the game.
So it's kind of hard.
I don't know.
I think it'd be one of those like maybe maybe if I did do something like that it'd be like weekly like you know
This week we do have scopes next week
Yeah, like this week everyone
Are you sure it doesn't matter this week everyone has to use five five sixes next week. It's nine millimeter
You know like that's like that'd be really cool. You could also do no fucking flashlights
Yeah
But I mean honestly, I don't
We we tried to get glorious our last tournament. He was part of the original list, but he just did it's hard to get at times
That's where we're going to use because you have peanut who strings super super late
Which is like in the AMs for for glorious
You have me in the AMs during this time and we usually meet in the middle, which is still super late for glorious
I just came up with a great idea by the way for a tournament. What's up?
Duo tournament labs. Okay. Mm-hmm
See it'd be hard you'd have to get like private servers like
You like
Say was there something's worse. I don't know what the hell is happening to your mic right now, but you sound like shit
Very hello. Well, you sound like R2-D2
this
Might be the battle.
Hello, hello, hello.
Yeah, it is.
Let's go jump into the chat gamers discord.
Where the fuck is that?
It looks like inside your sash.
It looks like what's it called?
Your hideout.
Looks like your hideout picture.
Jump in the channel.
Yeah, I think I'm going to put it up tonight.
Not too sure.
What up?
Hello.
Yeah, we're good now.
Okay, so imagine this 16 teams duos, right? Yeah
Labs only you queue but you can spam queue private servers damn near unlimited money
You go until your duo combined gets a kill on another player with every gun
Yeah, you're insane
bro that shit would be so funny
and you have to realize too, like imma be real, all the tournaments where it's like that
those tournaments are fucking a**
oh the spam fuse?
the spam fuse, like uh
it's not as bad as lovey because you have
Vasku
yeah but it's not about the Vasku, it's about the viewing experience
for the chat
they want to see all of us fight each other
and that was what was cool about penis tournaments
like they got to see everyone go against everybody
Right?
True, no, I would.
Whenever you're spam-cuing, like, you need a lot more players, one, and number two, it's
like, dude, they don't know what the fuck is going on.
Definitely not a live server to get in your help, though.
No, live servers is just who can get the most stream snipers to come and get them
kills.
I see you guys.
I see a guy.
Oh, what the heck?
Oh, I see him at ice cream.
I don't know how that's not a heading.
The other one's to the right
I'm sure I'm a native
got him nice that's not him i think it's this dead scab over here i'm gonna do surgery
I scream
Coming to you
That's four guys do what was formed at one person's life hold the other one ear plugs
We just talking shit now
I'm good whenever it should look this guy. I got him. I got him in four and his helmets
What is this a cooking stream it's a yappathon
Jesus.
There should be a short used F1 dude, this is crazy.
bushes right outside of this ice cream over here or whatever that calm is called
This wife has been the most people camping at them. I think ever
I
Killed the scab
They still this cabin boogie
Oh my gosh, right you got red card
Bro, this place is juice man. Holy shit. I mean bro. You're I had a couple duds
You haven't had a single bud yet. Not yet. It's a pressure on the CS and the stock is expensive
Val is expensive
I'd stripped it the exit for Val on your back. Yeah
You're muted by the way. Yeah, I heard yes chef yes chef
You haven't had one dud yet both two vows as a Val there's a VSS VSS work taken now
Not the VSS used to not be able to sell the VSS on the flay and if I still like that
Jack, you sell VSS on the flea or no?
That was probably more expensive stuff.
He'll tell you if you can sell it on the flea if you inspect it.
No, you can't. You got it.
Do you want this dumb bell?
The what?
This dumb bell, it's 100k, but it weighs a fuck ton.
Yeah, capper required.
Yeah, but if you buy one on the flea and put it in your cultist circle, it takes an hour and gives you a found and raised one.
Hmm.
Why are you just extracting that one?
Dude, there's a block camera then. It's in 204.
A block camera, now we go.
Jimmy Balls?
I just saw a fucking, uh, a clip from Florida and there was this guy, Jimmy Balls, who, what
are you fucking saying?
He said his name was Jimmy Balls, the dude that was carrying the flock camera, talking
about the constitution, um, Jimmy Balls.
But the guy, the guy would, they were like recording a crocodile or another game, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that is what I'm talking about, dude, that baby lambs so
hard.
He's like
Give me balls that's his name, but you ever know
Just worry
Somebody alluded these though
You know how we miss it. We can hear everything. We are pretty quick
And water room also the lower level
This I literally everything
Yeah, I was just blowing up this thing
Once you're ready come and shoot this lock off this door for a boopa
Yeah
I'll get this quest item out
I'm not gonna do the Colt of Circle. I guarantee you I'd never do the Colt of Circle.
You don't have the Colt of Circle?
No.
You have it if you have unheard.
I would do it bro. It's like really good.
Shut the lock next to the car.
I thought I heard something outside here. Careful.
Like behind three
If you do five if you buy five MP five from peacekeeper and you put them in the Coltas are cool
I'm Ricky you just get hella quest items and fees like mark
Did you start the car? Yeah, 30 sec 38
So you only need 4 MP5s now.
Two heavy bleeds.
Two heavy bleeds from an M80 shot.
Really?
leg and stomach. Oh my gosh. You got up in my guts.
Holy shit. All right, let's go to streets. Custom sucks. Custom blows.
Streets fucking sucks. I'm down now. I had to reset my game.
watch we get people to do the streets
new rule when we go straight we reset in between every raid
does that be lagging
really
that bad for you
well it's like
i don't know i feel like i'm so much better when i have like two hundred
fps than like ninety
i mean guys it's a monday
you know what i mean it's a monday monday is her
typically slower
I only need four MP5s, huh?
Damn, bro.
That was juice.
Got a black, a red, a black, a red, and a what, a green?
What's the other card I got?
No, it was just a black and a red.
I'm too lazy to buy diaries and SMGs, bro.
And every time I close my eyes, all right, let me grab this check iron gate and what
else do I think I might hit?
What else?
Starbank?
There are people actually using this, not terrible.
Look at all the tigers I have, holy shit balls.
I don't even know.
Put these up for sale, put one of the red key cards up, one of the blacks up.
All right, both some reset my game and let's get in there.
Man, sounds good.
I'm just gonna buy a TARB, we'll see.
I have a TARB A key.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna buy one, too.
Any other good keys to have on streets?
Just both of the...
Marks, I got those.
Yeah.
MvD, uh, this is a lab card barter who the G20 gives you, oh my god.
Never sell the tie gun on the flea again.
Wait, did I just get scammed?
Yeah, vendor, it's a Yeager.
Oh, I got scammed.
How much was the, the sell?
I can just take them off.
And you still pay the fee, don't you?
Yeah, I'm one of them artists sold.
I guess I might as well just let the other one sell go to peacekeeper barters barter a labs card for the g28 and put it in your call to circle you can click the barter button I don't even have a cult of circle you do you have on her on her gives you a
start with it. You start with it. Yeah. That's definitely not pay to win. Yeah. Where is
it? Oh, it's right here. So is there only certain things that you can do? Well, that's
It's just like the best recipe for quest items and other like good shit.
How do I put it in there?
It says none.
You're going to sacrifice at the bottom.
Then put the G28 in.
Would you get how much time?
13, 14 hours.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
Okay.
Why do you need that's good?
How?
You want six or 14 hours.
There's I think 14 hours is quest items, right? Or like a good key
Yeah
Ever use this by the way, I will use it every day, bro. It's that good
Yeah, I just drank my founded raid right Gullah. I'm pissed
nice
It's six hours are questions 14 hours are like good cheese and shit
really yeah so when you put that g28 in you either get six or fourteen which are the best
two times you get but you want longer well six is what you want if you want quest items 14
is what you want if you want something valuable I guess I should free money I should probably
keep my second injectors case for labs, right? I would bring two. I bring two every grade.
Do you? Yeah, it's probably not worth it on like streets though. No, but on labs it is.
All righty, streets, get in there, I'm going to use the restroom, all right I'll be right
back, I'll be right back!
you
you
you
you
Whoo
All right mouse all right, we're back home. We're back home. Thank goodness
Now can we get some good PVP on this beautiful Monday, holy shit
You got a great song for your little mark.
I'm going to hold it down for Inca for you.
You just got unheard and played for about 14 hours.
Good for you.
Rick, thank you for the five months.
Kim, dog, big pot, big uncle Fredon.
Thank you guys so much for the love y'all I appreciate you man if I miss anybody. Thank you so much
Justy super Davey. Thank you all man
Okay something something fucking morphine
R.S.S
M 60
Uh scammed
What the best? I mean we got a Doc's case which makes it not like a terrible scam, but
we definitely got scammed.
Isn't it good in there?
No. No, bad one. We got a Doc's case. Got it.
Dude, we got the Nick and Tim on labs, bro.
What the fuck are those two going to do on labs?
It's fucking fat loot am I crazy for dropping an RSS and taking a mutant I
Don't use the RSS
Some negotiation
okay yeah they're fighting over at a bomb and check and you're there yeah no I
want to be able to play the right out chat I don't know I'm trying to drop what
I don't want holy shit yeah I'm doing one more look someone to chest a rake
keycard which I think they're just a liar
yeah we're good
all right yeah there I'm coming and this is good this is good
on the way where you at by like construction check it was right by you
wait you missed it it was by the candles oh my gosh mods be ready to smite
them and on the hammer mods kill his family in game in game one second
mods get him the fuck out of here get him the fuck out of here we've been
I'm trying to get PvP all day and you're over here fuck with me!
Midem
Did you die?
Uh, no, it was the guy that kinda killed me, died
Nice
He has perished
Eh-heh
Okay, people are still saying that it was there
Mods, be ready
This is the second time I'm running back into this room.
Bro, if it's not there, email it only.
It's not there, bro. They're seeing a piece of trash, and they're thinking the trash is a...
Mods, just start timing out everybody. Start timing out everybody.
Start timing out everybody.
Nah, bro.
My chat don't even do that shit and that's saying a lot.
These sons of bitches.
I have no idea where you are.
I'm going to tarbank. Dude, this ski is crazy. I ain't never looted this before.
You're in tarbank or these shit?
I don't know why I had to kill the guy that was killing Kuban. I couldn't let him steal our skis like that.
No, I feel it.
That's just how much time I've been sitting here doing Jack dick.
who's jack and why are you doing this dick
it means you're not damnit Terry shut up
here inside tarbank correct yeah
you can just come in naked and loop tarbank get rich bro it's disgusting I
I told you it's at least 200k minimum I'm coming out of there like 400 I'm here in
the inside tarp bank yeah
I don't know if there's another guy here, only the other side maybe.
I killed one in this thing.
I
Think it's nice to the teeth some
And I'll say nothing
He's like other side of green great, maybe
I'm moving on to Bessie you think there's another guy here
Yeah, dude, he's in. I'm alive. He's in the fucking garage thing, bro.
Really?
He killed me, but I didn't even know that it was Nade. My dude, he's gonna crawl out.
Dude, how does he kill me?
Just throw Nades at him.
I have no more Nades.
I have a Nade on my body in a green curtain.
He's got like a fucking PK is he a commons gun no he doesn't I don't know what he killed me with it was crazy
You have nades on your body. I have a fast
Full heal before you big him I fucked that up
Oh
You got no head boss
I just got a mute tray bro
all right he's dead I have no head which
blows which absolutely blows I wouldn't get out of here we should get up quick
We have to fix everything, cause anything that shoots me and if I have a blacked out
limb it's going to instantly kill me.
Fucker bro
I do this again.
Hopefully we can get this one off.
Hopefully cars up as well.
What's my ETA before I die?
minutes from the point of blacked out head. It crashed site we're okay.
Okay. Anyone remember why I dropped my bag?
Minutes is not true.
bottom third make sure you in drink
We have to one click this guy or I'll die.
Yeah, there he is.
Get the shit out of me.
He just shot up at somebody else.
This is good for us.
I got to roll the proper tall first and then we roll OBD-2.
I think damaged house is probably the best.
Whew.
Barry.
AHHHHH!
No way, right?
No way what?
You didn't just see how I died?
Oh no, I was watching what happened.
This guy, I killed his teammate
And he was like holding a headshot angle through the crate
So I ran out of the compound after I looted your body
He ran straight to the gun and killed me whenever I crossed
The grenade launcher
Uh, what the fuck?
Yeah, I don't- I don't think that that's-
I don't think that that's- I don't know
That's a weird one
Yeah, all right, all right, GG's.
If that's how they have to kill me, that's how they gotta kill me.
as bitch made as possible, it is what it is.
If we would throw next door,
isn't this, it was both butt naked,
bathroom floor.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Okay, this is worth.
So the key that we got off Caban, quick 800,000, sure.
Sure, sure, sure.
How much did it go to therapist?
400K, right?
Yeah.
We go ground zero fast.
Did you make a new account?
No.
I have your stream open, Terry.
What the fuck are we doing?
I need a street tax, bro.
It'll be like it never happened.
Bro, but now I gotta wait for your dumb ass.
And now we're gonna go ground fucking zero.
What are we doing?
It'll be so fast.
Bro, what are we doing?
what are we doing? Why are you not normal? It'll be so fast.
Dude, I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this. I'm not doing
this. I can go streets. Oh, wait, I can't. Did you full reset
your account? No. Oh, you did not just full reset your
account, Terry.
dead. Why? So I can get the achievement. Yeah, that's a decision you think about and
you make. Not just fucking do it randomly. What the fuck are we doing? Well, if I thought
about it, I wouldn't have done it. That's why I didn't think about it. Bro, I could
of taking your keys. I regret it. Got some ammo from you. Oh my God. I could have given
you so much shit. Bro, what are we? Dude, dude, bro, I could have given you so much.
Now that I think about it, I could have given you so much shit. You didn't grab
it reset again didn't grab what
what's everybody saying you didn't grab it
bruh what are we doing what are we doing what the fuck are we doing
It'll be like one raid and then I'm back where I was.
This will be like practice for you because I'm going to be the same level as your friends.
Why would you do that?
So I get the achievement, I keep telling you, you're not listening.
All right, I regret it, can I just reverse this?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know what he's doing.
I don't know I don't listen there's sometimes trade just does shit and you you're not gonna
understand I'm not gonna understand nobody's gonna understand it's just tray I don't know
I don't know what that choice was I got no idea yeah we ain't gonna understand we ain't
going to understand. There's no point of even trying to.
Alrighty, so you're full reset. You're going to be going to
ground zero and shit, because I'm not going to ground zero.
I think I can go streets. No. No, you won't be able to.
We're just trying to go streets.
I can interchange, dude, you're the pharmacy king.
Listen, bro, don't unlock all the maps.
We'll link up whenever you get all the maps unlocked.
Dude.
Bro, I do not want to go and run around to do quests right now, Terry.
I've done quests for two weeks.
I've tried to play the game.
I can go streets.
I have streets unlocked.
have streets unlocked do you have streets unlocked right now yes I keep trying
to tell you I would prefer to go interchange to be honest but
why don't you shoot a born in heaven on fucking interchange buddy no no you're
scared of in kappa I'm gonna beat you to kappa on my brain go ahead go ahead
All right
All right
All right, let's go. We can go streets dude. Let's go
Well dad, you're not even doing you're not even doing nothing. You're just walking around. I mean, I guess you're getting gear
I can give you some some bullshit off the ground
Dude, I'm gonna be just fine bro
What's your name now? Yes, you actually reset your gun bro
Wow. That might be that actually legitimately might be top five dumbest things I've ever
seen you do.
Dude, I got to get the achievement, bro.
Oh, your name is not so hard to catch.
What did you reset so you can get the achievement?
Let's just do it together. No stop and then I can do all the quest for you basically. Yeah
fuck you fuck you you're you're actually you're actually how do I look crack like I don't know
What
How do I look
Dude, you're not real. I have a pee dude. I'll be right back
He's not he's not I know you're not talking shit you he's not checker ass bitch. He's not real
Bear back. He's actually not
Well, he was literally like almost at Kappa like he had Kappa yelling he needed like two
other items to get Kappa.
He died on streets and just reset his account.
Don't be a pussy guys if you think I'm for a second going to reset my account.
You are actually dumber than I thought you were.
No, no, I'm not. I'm not resetting the account. I don't care.
Ah, dude, that was... I don't even know what the fuck's going on anymore.
I was just like, you would notice for it before raids.
yeah very very observant I guess just like when you were checking in peckers
all observant lack
Oh, I'm kinda slow bro, I'm only 15 strength in endurance.
Yo boss.
Oh, maybe boss.
Oh, see, play, boss.
That boss? I think so.
Yeah, that's it, I hear his ass.
Oh man, this recoil is hell.
I died to kebomb I didn't even hear him walking bro I'm resetting again I'm actually resetting
again while you're in the red. It's only a dollar, right?
You actually are a f***ing one, aren't you?
I mean, dude, I just lost my best kid. I think I can just reset, right?
Yes, BTM.
That's 24 hours, bro, I can't do it.
the
death of
death
of
death
death
of
death
of
death
I think it might be time to go play solos. I don't know
What crack Terry is smoked today, but he's on he's on that good shit
I don't know what this guy's on
What I don't know what the fuck happened to him. I
Think on a Monday. He's on some crypto. Amen
Amen. Awesome fucking crypto, dude.
I mean, it won't matter in a couple of days, but yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I'm not too sure.
What even happened bro the series of events we were playing on streets we play on customs
is a little slow we played on streets Terry died I got out of the raid Terry reset his
account that's it that's all that happened
oh another 800k sure there's bt in this damn goose
kind of low on ammo. I did not expect to be shooting this many guards.
I need to drop yeah, I gotta drop weight
Yeah, that was the equivalent of like Terry putting $100 on a blackjack hand, losing and
saying fuck it.
Taking out a mortgage for his house, selling his car, selling his cat, and then saying
all on black
yeah he sold harry
he said he needs the achievement
bro he's acting like we haven't played this game
in three years
What the fuck do you mean you need the achievement?
I mean he got balls.
Ain't none of that.
He does have some serious balls.
Put it in reverse, Terry!
I mean, yeah, do it next season or...
I hear another idea.
Just buy a fucking account.
and then do it on a new account I mean I guess you could say he wants all the
achievements on that account so I mean valid I don't know I just wasn't I'm like
I'm so shocked I'm so shocked he did that to himself
But this is so much good ammo, it's kinda sexy.
Alright, we got one mag in, two mags out, not terrible.
achievement you need street tax and and you have to make a mill okay yes I'm not
gonna go that way
100 mil what I'd say a bill 100 mil he street tax you got to make 100 million
and then he made the 100 million and didn't have street tax so this request didn't count
I mean yeah I mean fuck dude maybe he was bored
You're supposed to be a teacher with me, man!
That was supposed to be my bank!
Oh, Terry, I lost everything.
Bring me this.
Now I gotta bring him stuff?
Ugh!
God!
I know, dude, I got a damn homeless shelter!
This is supposed to be a school of doctors!
I got a school of homeless people!
I got Tim selling his letter, not even sonning!
He's turning in his lead exes instead of turning advantages!
I got Terry resetting his account, supposed to be a professor.
He got addicted to crack!
I got peanut, he just can't help himself but lose.
Peanut's just special.
Jesus.
You know, getting scammed by the mark room
when I need it most advantage like Avatar.
Hello, baby.
Missed you as well, how was your day?
Good.
Negative, negatory, negatory.
I love you as well
What about Nick?
Shit, bro, Nick is the only one I feel like who has his shit together
And that dude does nothing but play on controllers
He was Nick was supposed to be our weakest link
He's the one who got it together the most he got a retirement plan and everything
He's passing the class!
That's just...
Okay, I guess I just...
This is the first bad one of the day. It looks like...
I thought maybe stuff was hiding underneath guns.
I think we just don't get to make money on this one let's go
A spark plug?
I feel like I haven't been able to play this game without dealing with these types of deaths
literally all day and it's kind of absolute ass.
I think uh yeah I think I think I think I think I think I think I think you're
telling me this guy is sitting up on top of a trash can waiting for me to get
out of that room are you fucking serious
with a grenade in his hand zero information that I'm in there but you
You got a grenade in your hand sitting on top of a trash can.
Damn.
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.
That fucking blows.
Yup.
That'll happen.
Luckily we didn't really give him anything, which is nice.
Game of gear set.
Woohoo!
it
Let me grab some plates
These are all level fours got a couple of the fives in there
Double six five five five level four here as well put that there
Everybody
Alrighty that's all good
Dude I've lost so much today I
I have lost so much today. Today was supposed to be a day to make money boss. And somehow
it's become a day of ass and titties. Honestly, I think I might just sell this because it's
90 durability not really worth it
In here
Yo, do we want to go in there and use a vector?
Vector sounds fun. I don't think I have any ammo for the vector
I haven't really been buying ammo
There really is a going for that using a 56 a one though which blows
Go loud and for 60 let me go
Yeah, 58 nice
Then we get through this on there as well. 55. Laser beam! Honestly, you can go loud and
go scope cool all right I think I need to go to reserve for the kills underground
but Terry can't go to reserve because he resheds his account and they go and see what he what he's saying
Yo
Hello, what are you doing right now? I must ask I was not gonna go to interchange
Yeah, you really don't want to go to interchange. Yeah
I mean, dude, the map fucking blows armacy key, double ed X.
That I guess there may be.
Okay, so let me just just I just want to make sense of it.
Yeah.
You just want the achievement.
Fuck the grind and all that shit.
The achievement's worth more than at all.
Fuck everything achievement.
I was playing today and I was like yesterday I was farming money and I was like, yeah,
dude, I'm gonna get this achievement. I'm gonna farm all this money and I was playing
today and I titled these feelings. I was like, what's the point? What am I even looting
for? And I was like, you know what? What if I just reset so I can get the achievement
and have something to grind for
yeah
yeah
it'll take me like two days to get back
two days
yeah
dude there's no way it's gonna take you two days
i'm down to go
i'm down to go but there's no way to take you two days
do your damn
Shooter born in heaven you ain't gonna get that shit done bringing in the damn m4. I'm not doing man. Yeah, I'm not doing shooter
Well, then down. No, thank you
That sounds like absolute shit
No fun for me
Oh now we can't go labs you're fucking right I'm so soon bro if we just lock in I
Can have Intel 2 today
Oh my gosh, I haven't been making those live key cards.
Yeah, they hear
And it's not like street taxes any good. I only did it so I could have the achievement
I think they give you like a hundred K a week. It's but
How long does it take for these labs cards?
Oh my gosh, it's only 20 minutes. Can I do this on repeat until they're done?
Chat? Yes? Oh, bro. Sick. Sick! Dude, get that pharmacy key. It's only like 100 something k.
Do you know what's crazy bro as I got all the switch drops, but I don't have them and I maybe it's because I don't know proper yet
maybe I
Don't she is pharmacy at is it the one inside of power?
No, it's inside of
Idea
Grab food I'm ready
The swish drops are gone, oh, fuck.
Oh, that's grumpy.
You're back.
He's level 3?
Dude, I don't know.
Yes he is.
Yes he is level 3 as he is.
No, I mean listen guys, he can do whatever he wants.
do it every once it says account I just look selfishly I look at it as I'm I was enjoying
doing our like running around on labs switching to streets you know I was enjoying that but
hey man this account whatever he wants to do with his day it's up to him
apparently all hey by the way I'm using BPM on this thing jit and also apparently ultra
Ultraman is used to. Ultraman is as well. I hate that place.
Really? Yeah, just because you can just get blasted through those walls.
Remember whatever it was like half bulletproof?
Dude, some of you motherfuckers are talking to me like I reset your account.
I think people just enjoyed, I'll just tell a chat.
I think people enjoyed our labs and whatever runs, but like you said,
I'll be in there. Yeah, you can get back to that point
What's not over react now?
Thank you. You can get back there pretty quick
It was more just a shot factor. I did not expect to see you at level three
Yeah, it's like I walked in your room. It's your pants out. I got a mark
One's at power station. I think there's one in the new area to our left actually
All right, look dude. I'm going to emmercom and then power station we can split if you want to pharmacy. I don't care
No, no, no, where you at?
I'm doing that. I have to go to emmercom
Where'd you go? And then I'm the emmercom outside. I'm doing the emmercom. Oh, you're going to the fucking extract
Yeah, if you go there if you're the extract and then I'm gonna get a power and mark this shit
And then we can go to pharmacy after power
You don't have all for med do you no I also need to kill ten things on interchange. I'd like to get them all done this raid I
Swear brother he's damn scabs
about this game now is the level lock on the flea market oh yeah yeah if I hit level 15
I mean shit make it level 20 for all I care if I had level 20 I should be able to buy
anything yeah well I think someone in chat at one point said it's for cheaters but
at the same time like
shooters need to level 40 in a fucking day
yeah they're gonna be cruising through because they're not dying
isn't there a lead axe falling off this thing right over here?
I'm not too sure.
You ever loot this?
No, never.
And sheaters don't need fucking the fleet of by-labs guards.
They can give us a reserate and see where six of them are in piling cabinets and shit.
Not wrong.
Also, you know what we got to do for you is hit car extracts.
My scab rub, yeah.
Look, I hate to say it, but I feel good right now.
I feel dialed. I feel locked in.
Oh, shoot.
Yeah, I see him to my right towards the edge of the map.
I killed him.
Yup. Yup.
Dude, he's scared over here.
Dude, he's scared over here. Hotch, I need this.
Hey, I'm looking at you.
He's big, dude. He's really big. I'm not gonna lie, he's really big.
I'm about to lay down on his lifeless corpse and rummage through his pockets.
He has a DVL.
Holy fuck.
Level 42.
Doing shooter-borne.
What's he doing shooter-borne all the way out here for?
He's probably going to camp, uh, X-Track.
Emmer calm, yeah
Yeah, he's going over there to camp that bitch
Dude this guy's got level five place
That might be two to M.M. before I may not be able to take this for a little while, yeah
You heard that yeah, I'm turning around now
level five on the drop is here actually am I regenning I'm regenning I can hold
This is now the best thing in my stash.
One kill, this is the best thing in my stash.
Alright, so I gotta go to this car thing.
Mark the tanker here, and we'll go to pharmacy.
I guess you double what X's?
That's Cabo, the Minham.
Or maybe that guy was doing, what's it called, Quests, and I was doing 15 Cabos.
And Cabo's not needed for pharmacy by the way.
Really?
But if the car's not here, does it still count?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm gonna have to sniper stab my dad
Wait, I'm gonna die, Hodge
I died a sniper scav, but I didn't go out of the map
I'm not I'm not going out there, bro
No, I'm going out there. I'm gonna die. I don't have a yeah, it doesn't matter
What are we doing on the questions where the car used to be you're muted by the way
You this sign said it would shoot me if I went past it, but I didn't go past it where I died. I'm safe
No, no because I got shot once and I ran back into the map that I shall again
Listen, I think the fastest way to do this is if we split up and you go do it sell off.
Alright.
Alright, that's the fastest.
Wait, what about my shit?
I'm probably gonna die from the gear.
Dude, that's not the only gear.
I'm probably gonna die from the gear.
Dude, I'm gonna shoot you there.
Alright.
See it?
You're an idiot.
You see it's a little stupid if you go past it I got you I'm gonna speed run these
quests I'll be back I'll see you later
He's not real bro, he's an alien dude, I don't know what to say, I don't know what to say.
Is the living the lepers on?
Tell Lemon I'm down. I don't know if Lemon already has plans, but if Lemon wants to game
I'm down.
Trey's on his crack bro. Well let Trey figure out his addiction. We'll game with him whenever
is functional again. What a cursed day. What a cursed day. Today has been us getting murdered
on repeat. And now this. And we're playing with peanut tonight, which means we're going
lose even more I think. It's not locked in though.
It's because it's a Monday. Yeah but Mondays aren't usually like this bro. Is
it a full moon? Is anyone over at the full moon today?
Yeah, it went full crack.
Full crack.
Got my ass on damn interchange, bro.
Fuck, get her change.
Never go! I was gonna say this. I should say that.
I'm not sure what that is.
Alright, back to streets.
Do we want to do streets or shoreline?
I think the PVP on shoreline is better, but we don't have any marked keys on shoreline
Bro look at what this guy's using. Holy shit. I'll hold that for him
Ha ha ha, we're lost!
You wanna go loot Customs Marked? We could.
You wanna go to Customs?
Yo, I'm gonna say something and you could judge me if you want.
Customs Marked Rooms?
Or Customs the Map?
Is the probably in my opinion the radiest map there is in the game right now.
I think it is by far the radiest, radiest map of the game.
It's not even close.
That little scope for that claim.
Nice.
Wait, which one of these are better for the 308, ME, AMMO, or LOKT?
ME?
Yeah.
Let me sell the excess of this.
Where's those?
Just these two.
There's those just these two actually I can turn both these in for that quest
Let me see all what all I can turn in for this
Thanks scavenger right yeah half mask can go in that one
What do I not need these this this
I don't need to kill anymore either.
I'll never use that.
We can get rid of all these.
We might be able to do this whole quest just from claiming our shit.
Damn you, why do you do that?
Honestly bro, just turn all these in, fuck it.
Take this part of the quest done.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I didn't get any armor.
Get rid of this shit.
Get rid of that shit.
Get rid of this shit.
Oh, armor repair kit from this, really?
All right, now we've got the rare drops, let's claim all these.
Nice, we've got another usec armor to turn in.
We've got an MP7.
Oh, level 5 armor, beautiful.
Let me turn these in really quick, Yander.
Oh, I just have to hit the X.
That's how I do it.
Oh, I have two more to unpack.
All right, this is a big re-up to be honest, a huge re-up.
We unload all this shit.
Great song, bro.
Alrighty.
We put all this in here.
Let me sell this shit, sorry Chad, we've kind of neglected this all day, we've been dying
on repeat, so this will help us out a lot.
I do this open up the last one see if it gives me any quest items
Where's the last one?
RPD?
Nothing.
Fuck!
So, all this, let's get in there.
PSL, BP keep, BP keep, RPD sell, all righty we're good.
That's all good, all righty did we say where we wanted to go?
Does anyone remember?
Is it streets?
Are we going to streets?
Or no we're picking up lemon.
Is lemon ready?
Let me look, I'm calling him, I live in phone call.
He said you bingo bongo is one of third if not I'll shall play by myself easy wins easy
money about to hit Kappa and escape there he is what is that bird oh that that's the
Parisian
It is wow
I'm like that kid with the kids up that does those bird noises. I'm pretty close
Dude that kid. I love that kid
I never saw him, but he got sponsored by like the Atlanta Falcons
Dude, I love that
Dude, he definitely got the coolest superpowers out of all of us
You know and listen there's you know different kids get into different things with the fact that he went all in on
And he's like he's like honestly the heat like when he does those calls
You know the birds are like looking around being like where's my other bird?
You know what's funny, too is is like typically when you know you have a
Kid that likes to make bird noises. He makes a bird noise. You just kind of like good job Timmy you
Yeah, that was really good and you're leaving there going he sounds like an idiot
Yeah, that was like gosh, could you imagine walking around you hear that?
But he I'm like
Where's the bird at?
Like I feel like they got progressively better to like the first like six or seven are really good
And then at the end he just kills it with these different
I don't even know how the crow is insane.
I was like, how did you do that?
The crow was like, ah, ha, ha.
I tried to do it afterwards.
I couldn't get there.
When you just sit in your room by yourself,
lights turned off.
Oh.
Your wife's in the kitchen and she just hears you trying
to mimic a crow.
I'm like, sorry, honey, crow calls.
You understand?
Yeah.
Sorry, honey.
I didn't mean to wake up the kids, so just practicing my pro calls.
Like, it does kind of like a, almost a grunt to it.
It's kind of like a roar.
I can't even.
I can't even.
Well, would you like to hear how my day's gone?
Yeah, I would love to, Hutch.
I would love to.
Tried to do a DVL, killing 15 scabs in one run, got to 14 out once, but twice and
died on the 15 kill.
Wait, why do you have to do 15 in a row?
Is that a task?
That's the new psycho psycho sniper. Oh, oh shit instead of four players. It's 15 scabs without dying
Which isn't bad until you run into a player scab that puts a bullet in your eyeball, you know
Oh, no, so and they just scabs just refused to spawn this morning. Anyways, so we get through that
We try to deal with her. What what what map where you trying this on first off?
I started customs got the 14 died a player scab went to ground zero
got pretty much there, but then
something else happened. Then
trade. That's that's a street
streets. The problem is in the
way I was thinking was I want
the maps where there's the least
amount of players. I can just get
it done and get out. Typically
where there's less players, there's
more scabs, which just wasn't
right wasn't the case at all.
Reserve dude reserve. And I went
to reserve. Well, I went to
ground zero had 14 kills ran into
a cheater with a 70 something
percent survival rating in a five KD god bless him god bless killed me so here I go to restart again
went to reserve finished it on reserve and then I went and did regular shooter born that was hell
killed a couple people but you know died a bunch and I have been just getting go to marked room on
streets come outside someone sitting on a trash can with an impact grenade you know like been a
a rough day. Then then me and
some downs being trade 24K
or playing and he dies on
streets. I get out of the lobby
and he decided to reset his
account and now he's level one.
I what is he sick.
He is that he's an unhealthy
man. Yeah, dude, he said
what somebody gave him five subs
and he's like I'm reset. No, he
wanted there's an achievement
for making 100 million while
you have street tax. Well, he
a hundred million, but he didn't have the street tax perk. Oh no. So he, he, wait, what? So then
he reset his whole account so he could get that perk and now he's going to redo that. Do everything
for the achievement. I just listen, man, there is, there's certain people in this world who are
just wired differently than us living and he's one of them. I would rather you put my sack in a
vice before you make me do this again. That's wild. Well, I'm struggling to get into the
game. It's just like, just loading over and over. Let me reset the whole game. Alrighty,
you do that. I'm gonna run a quick, quick scabbo. Let me let me run a little food item
past you here. Something we've been discussing this morning. What do you think about a burrito
with taquitos in it?
I don't have to. But first off, I don't have to think. Okay. Okay. I'm very well versed
in putting taquitos on literally anything and everything. God bless you, Hodge. God bless
you.
are you talking about the red hot chips?
Are those pasties?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, no, I'm not talking about like a talkies.
I'm talking, wait, do you know what a taquito is, Hutch?
Yeah, there's little tiny, little tiny
chicken and cheese things, right?
Yeah, they're like fried and they're like,
little, you roll up the like corn tortilla
and then you've got like, yeah, cheese or chicken.
Listen, man, you ever heard of redneck slop?
No, but I think I'm gonna hear right now.
Redneck slop, and it's very common.
It's especially when you grow up on a farm, whenever you have like mashed potatoes, corn,
green beans, gravy, just like excess turkey, chicken, instead of making specific sides,
you literally just take mashed potatoes as your base and throw them all into it.
Called redneck slop.
That's just what you do.
And that sounds great.
I'm all in.
I have eaten like that or stuff like that my entire life.
So taking taquitos and putting them in a taco, that's just like, oh, you're taking one thing
and putting it in or on another thing, that's normal shit.
You've been doing that your whole life.
Yeah, it's normal shit.
Yeah, okay, okay, good, good, good.
I'm glad we're on the same page here.
And I've never heard, what did you call that, hillbilly slop?
Red neck slop.
Red neck slop.
Red neck slop.
You know what, I think I've unintentionally done that before and I agree, it's delicious.
Potatoes is just like a great base for just throwing it whatever in hamburger meat green beans cheese gravy
Some skittles maybe a piece of red licorice
He's a red licorice, yeah
Piece of red licorice. Oh, I got into the game. I don't know what was going on
All right, man, you're going the distance dude. You're going the distance. What level are you you're what 50 now?
42 and I'm two quests away from being able to get Kappa. Are you serious?
Oh my god, dude. I'm five. Listen, it sits we last spoke a lot of things have changed
I started doing crack, you know, I really just just kind of lost myself. I've been so lost in
good. You're slipping that crack into the hillbilly stew. I got no power. I'm teaching.
I'm a teacher now. How bad were those boys? Tell me the truth. Like was it was it I didn't
get the scoop? Were they were they horrible? Were they actually decent? They were both
decent. They were both decent. I wouldn't say either of them is horrible. They just
like for example Tim took 45 minutes to do the tutorial and that's not an
exaggeration 45 minutes 45 minutes to do the tutorial and Nick Nick is
actually really good for him just starting and not playing him in K like
he's actually he does a lot of shooters he is but he's more competitive
Yes, he's he is very like
Good at just picking things up. His problem is it's like and you know where we start struggling is like I'm I want to go
Get PVP, so let's just run to the PVP locations
And five people and I was trying to explain to them like Nick
Parkov's not really like that. I mean it is but
You're running into somebody holding an angle with MA 55 a1. You ain't winning that very often
Yep. Yep.
But then they linked up with peanut and they hit flow state.
And I mean, they were body and Tim was getting killed.
Oh my God.
Nick was getting kills, you know.
So I think they both, did you hear what Tim did?
Uh, yes.
The lead out, bro, he turned it in instead of a bandage.
I watched that clip.
I was like, man, I wish I was smart enough to come up with that as a
bait clip years ago he just did it naturally yeah he's going through the
line and clicks it I was like oh god yeah his whole chat was going crazy
he wasn't reading that I'm trying to find an extract I need so one of the
things for capo in case you didn't know it's 3.0 on scavrap oh no yeah that's
That's gonna be difficult.
Yeah, so, I've been murdering scabs with the boys,
kind of like helping them figure out things
and my scab rep's terrible.
It's below me?
Oh, I don't, well, this is my scab rep right now.
Let's see here.
Put down here?
There's a little Mr. Fitz.
I'm at, I'm at one, essentially.
Down here?
And you gotta get it to three.
Ah!
Yeah, but you gotta get it to 3.0.
I'm just going to be anytime you want to run scab I'm in I just need to extract and I get
my low rev or if I kill any PMC's you know what let's let's we'll run PMC scab we'll
just keep switching between the two I'm in bro I'm in we do your quests I'm I'm literally
at the point where I just I'm doing whatever I'm gonna get 3.0 scab rip I'm gonna get
all the items and then I'm gonna leave you already a cap but this is that's insane
dude. That is truly insane. Is it that much easier? Or you just, I mean you guys usually been going real
hard. That's wild. To be honest, it's just it's the easier part. Right when the game first came
out, I was questioning like crazy. I haven't questioned like four days. Really like since
Thursday, I haven't really questioned. Dude, you have to agree then, all right. This is
This is your time to escape.
This is the closest you're going to get.
You've got to go for it.
It's you're right there, dude.
You're right there.
You have to.
You don't even get to make a choice.
I'm making the choice for you.
You're escaping.
You're making the choice.
I'm making the choice.
It'll never happen again this close.
You're right on the cusp.
I know I am.
I'm right there.
I'm currently working on, if you find an AHF1 or 3BTG, I'm getting a thick items case.
You get that in return for not killing Sanitar.
Oh.
No.
Like, what do you mean you've never killed him before?
No, I haven't killed him this way.
Nothing's I've gotten this quest.
Which one's Sanitar?
He's the hotel, the reserve, shoreline.
Shoreline, yep.
Alrighty, let me get you in here.
All right, well you need to go lemon. Okay, let's see where we go where we go
I'm gonna give you lead actually no, I'm not you're
That's why I died it's cuz the surer's now I know
Yeah, it's the ping lemon that is where
We're just trying to nerf you.
The only thing that makes sense.
Yeah, agreed.
I did hear you and Trey saying something about, you know,
like there's these certain streamers who hold an angle or something.
I mean, I would never do whatever you guys were talking about,
but could you tell me what those streamers are exactly doing
to win those fights?
What are we going to say is?
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it, but just, you know.
What we were saying is that in the game of Tarkov,
If you want to be successful, all you do is hold a right hand
peak and you don't move.
If you're in a fight and you're trading back and forth
with somebody, you literally just
work off of a right hand peak at all times.
And there's certain people who, when they play this game,
that is literally the only thing they do.
It's just hold right peaks and claim that they're good.
Why the right hand peak?
What's good about the right hand peak?
Smallest hitbox on a swing and smallest hitbox
and whatever you're holding.
So if you're holding the left hand peak,
if you shoulder swap, your half your body is poking out whenever you ADS a corner, but
if you're holding a right hand peek, it is just like the smallest little bit of your
head and your the rest of your body is pretty much protected. It's just your head. So it's
a better competitive angle. Got it. And we send this to customs. Good sir.
good. Good. Yeah, I definitely
will not do right hand peaks for
that reason. No, no, no, that's
it. But again, that's not that's
not what I was saying. It's
completely fine to swing. I
swing right hands all the time.
I do the same shit. But at the
I also don't sit there. And if
someone's not pushing, I just
sit there and hold that same
right angle the entire time
until they end up pushing.
Ah, yes. I'm too impatient
to just hold. I'm the same
I I mean, that's probably my biggest pitfall in this game is I just moved too quick. Yeah
And I mean up there people who move quicker, but I should be moving much slower and just hold but I just get bored
I'm like, okay, let's just run in here
I'm like, you're not gonna push fine. I'll swing you I know I'm probably gonna die and the chance of me dying is 10 times
Higher, but I'll swing okay, and my god. It's gonna be a great time until they kill me
I mean, hell, your key body is your damn shoulder swap.
You're right.
I'm committed to it now.
I've got used to it.
You'll go through an open hallway with just
on the left-hand side, fuck it.
It's my signature move.
So how was your weekend?
How was the fam?
You didn't get any pictures of birds.
I know.
I knew you were going to ask.
I didn't get to do any real birding this weekend.
It was a full weekend.
We were out and about.
I mean, I looked at birds and I did fill up my bird feeder
and I thought I got to get out here
to get some good bird photos,
but unfortunately I just had too much going on.
Yeah.
My family's about to take off for like a week or so.
So we were just doing step together
and packing things for them.
No, so are you going to be here?
I'm going to be here though.
I'm going to be here.
Wow.
He's a working man.
He's a family man,
I know I wish I could they're gonna have the time to their lives and I'm stuck here
You know doing the hardest work ever
Playing video games. It's a hard. This is a hard. It's a hard profession. That's you know
What are you here for I
Actually don't need to go in here. I need to go get the GPU
You wouldn't believe today.
They're moving and grooving.
They're moving and grooving.
Players here.
You might already be inside, careful.
Inside the bathroom, maybe.
Get back.
Inside the bathroom, maybe
Yeah
Yep, you're for that second
oh my god i can't believe you pushed that hard
you think there's anyone else there i think it might be just him
was this actually real it's a real player yeah it is i was a real man he's large as well
Well, you can't do that anymore
Let me grab his treats grab it up loot it up. I'm hit marked upstairs
He's doing that
I mean, you're not you're not gonna skip. I mean I'll take some money. I won't say no to money
What is it? What is it? What is this you come in as you come in as this means me? It's me
All right, you have to say, Hutch, I love you and you're so kind and amazing.
That's what you have to say.
Okay, Hutch, you are so kind and amazing.
You're the number one Tarkov streamer in your local neighborhood.
My man.
My man.
There's one.
And there's two.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, okay.
You're incredible.
You're incredible.
incredible you just listen the amount of times I've run into this place with
peanut and he grabs everything he's sick in the head just one time with you
and already can I shove this in my gamma I cannot know if you want here give me
this and then you take this
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
And then I say, let's rock and roll.
Yeah.
Actually, hold on.
Let me do a quick pack of magic.
I also got a Nether key tool and a Red Labs key card.
That was a nice pool right there.
A tube mill.
Oh
Not too shabby you're having a bad day. I mean my god. Oh, we're making money today. We just ain't living much
You're nearly there nearly there I
I forgot to bring up here and I'm like, yeah.
What kind of ammo you need?
556, but I'm good, I saw a lot of mags.
Alright, let's go just straight over to red
unless you need to do something else.
No, let's do it.
We made our money.
We got the GPU and reset.
We got some money, we got a little kill.
We're gonna get the graphic card
then we'll get that.
Let's do it.
Oh, we're just like this.
Now, how was your weekend?
How was your life, baby?
How was your playing game?
Very well.
Is he on the left there?
He's in the bush.
I'm grenade-ing, grenade-ing.
Great day. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
one on the left
alright
there's one on left too
he was prone
is he dead?
i don't know
he's dead
how did that boy survive
i'm looking
i just sprayed that bullet
are you alive?
i'm alive
i'm doing a big heal here
i'm alive
I'm doing a big deal here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, both of them. Oh
easy
Those two dirty rat they were trying to sneak up on it spoke. We were too quick to him. Oh bastards
I'm pretty sure I got both of them didn't I
One to the head one with a grenade
you did funny enough you did I don't think I killed anyone what do you mean
funny enough easy yeah I didn't kill you mind if I had the dog tag though just to
keep it yeah yeah you do what you gotta do all right okay thank you so much I
just have whatever you want all right well I just need the dog tag just for
research purposes you can have all the loot though have all the loot okay okay
Okay, beautiful beautiful beautiful
The juice is loose so loose right now
This guy right here look at him poor defenseless guy. What was he an SKS? Oh my god
Sick bastards these were these were sad men these were sad sad men
And they deserve better.
How did you do this to them, Lemon?
I have no idea.
Wait a second, this one says it's a kill by a hush. This one was me too, right?
This one was you. I just must have...
You grabbed it, okay.
I grabbed it just, uh, I needed the dog tag as well. That's a request.
For a quest. It's a quest item, I understand.
But it was your kill 100% 100% good
Hey, did you the gimmick tell you about that tournament?
Yeah, I didn't hear from him, but I saw a little bit. Yeah, I heard he did he did decent, right?
Okay
Second picture here
He they got second his team got second they lost out to the championship. Yeah, I
I heard I didn't hear you guys one. Yeah, no big deal. He got second
Wow, all right
And Viven was lucky that he had a teammate like gimmick. Let's just say that
Now I will say at the beginning we were all kind of
Laughing at gimmick looking like a lost puppy, you know gimmick it no matter how many hours he has
It always
Makes me laugh that no matter the situation when he is shot at it truly
Seems like he is getting shot in real life
I mean the fear and the just like not even like he's scared
It's just the confusion that you can see by his movement, you know
It's happening to me exactly but towards the end of the tournament I will be the one to say
Can't flow state. I mean he was
You killed shroud
Yes
Oh, we also killed them barquets.
Who hasn't?
I'm not going to lie. I didn't think you and Peanut were going to take it.
I had my money on Landmark and Genji.
I felt like the two of them are skilled at the game, and collectively,
I know they've played together, so I thought, good mojo.
I know Stroud is a shooter, but you know, he's played a lot of Tarkov, but it's not
like his only game.
Good for shot, good for shot.
Yeah, Stroud actually did really well.
Stroud has been playing a lot of Tarkov off-stream.
Yeah, I knew he was going to stream in a while.
Yeah, he's been playing a lot off-stream.
My check today is level like 33 higher level than you I
Could be higher level. I'm just really focusing on me. You have this key, right? Oh
That's why we're here. I couldn't remember. I've got the key. I got the key. Okay. Go go go
I was like, why are we extracting I forgot we're going in here
I'm gonna hold outside you go in there. I'll make she ain't camp. You should be good
There shouldn't be anyone in there. I'd be pretty shocked
Now I'm getting a lot of rumblings though that you and peanut rigged the tournament
There's a lot of rumors floating on the internet completely rigged peanut starts this tournament. Oh, wow peanut one
Any truth to that? Is that just outright lie? I mean you have one thing to say, okay?
Peanut also ran the rest server
Our group was nuked not once but twice. Okay
So this is the first tournament that we've put on that we actually won this is the third we did rust where we lost
Terribly we did sand Raiders which both of our teams lost terribly and now we've done Tarkov both of our main games and we won I
Think and here's the thing too, you know lemon before the tournament. I looked at chat
I said who here thinks I'm gonna win in every single person
person. There was maybe out of 20,000 people answering the question, maybe 100 people said
that we had a chance. Maybe. And then we went and everyone starts screaming rigged.
If you think it was rigged, can you type out rigged, please? Just kind of general,
just general, just so to kind of survey the land.
I'm not pointing a finger. I'm just saying, you know, you know, I am a
believer in where there's smoke, there's fire. That's all I'm going to say.
They just can't believe that the people they call bad all the time are the people who beat
all the people they think are good. You know, hey, does they have a hard time believing
Yeah, they have a hard hard time, but tell me this arena it's so much better
it's your favorite game do you think about manning it after this
I'll say this
Is arena as bad as people say it is no?
Is it the greatest thing since sliced bread?
Absolutely not.
I mean, it's not bad. It's not if you're a new player to talk off and you're not using arena to get better
You're you're you're screwing yourself. I'll say that I
Will say yeah when I played arena
It was kind of nice because I was able to really shoot a lot of the guns
You know for the recoil and if you don't have a lot of money, you're not building a lot of those guns
It's like a quick and easy way to just to really test it out
100%
Again, it is a very good tool now the game modes
I mean, bro, there was there was times where like landmark would win around playing the OBJ and the the game would be like
You ran out of time in the game itself
You don't you don't win and the route would still be the middle
Oh, you know how like it's you know in C
Yeah, you see someone on the bomb and they're out of time, but they're still on the objective so it continues
It's like you're still in the objective. It's a 1v2 and you're winning. Nope you lose
or tie
That yeah, the type the type thing kind of suck. Yeah, but luckily like you know the tie didn't change anything
Like we tied a couple times versus shroud when we were ahead we ended up winning
Landmark tied versus us. He ended up winning. So there was no moment where it was like
The the tournament changed because of a tie. It was just annoying this shit. I
Hear you I hear you I
I am getting I the game is just loading forever for me. Yeah, what what is going on? You're not getting this
No, I'm not getting that
Let me give it a little bit more I might reset again
Oh, I finally did the GPU. It only took me two weeks.
the game. All right, we got
to get bit. We're going to get
DM shed. Great song, bro. I
love this song. Empty space.
reserve. Reserve. No, no, no, no. No, I've got to go to Factory. I have to stash this on
the second floor. I know, I know you hate Factory. You're going to love it though. You're
going to be a sweet treat. We got to do a light stash in and out. Very simple. I got
to go to Factory too. I got an item. I got a stash as well. So it's not, you're
not the only reason. I love, I'm a Factory man. I love it.
I don't know how you enjoy this map.
I truly don't know how you look at Factoringo.
That's where I want to be.
It's like you can sneak around.
There's just quick PvP.
Everybody's running some crazy setup thing because they've got a random task in here.
You've got people with snipers, you've got people with pistols, you've got people fully
Kitted out with a tequila
Yeah, you're not wrong there's definitely a lot of a lot
So what do you owe you got a stash the graphics card in factory?
Yeah, is that like it's it's near the extract right it's not little yes in that little hut
You know I got stash a briefcase as well, so
Mmm, I want to bring anything
thing. I don't really need food and water. No. Oh, I need stems. Oh, yeah, I could use
a stem to bring that. Do you have an injectors case yet? Negative ghost writer. Yeah. Soon
though. I was hoping I was hoping that was going to be in the market room. That was my
my dream right there. Although you know what? With that Bitcoin, I could sell that Bitcoin.
I could probably buy one. Yeah. And don't you you sell the key ring. You don't you
auction it you can just sell that wait wait bitcoin is only worth 437k right now that
can't be right yeah that's it that's it dude oh my gosh yeah bitcoin prices are down what were you
saying about something you just the key ring you know you just sell that straight to the therapist
as well oh don't don't flee it nope straight to the therapist there was
something else that is a hot little thing and hot little thing
yeah injector is only 250 I'm gonna buy it one right now
Oh, but I have to be level 35. That's what's been holding me back check. Can I drop him
this extra one I have or no? I feel like I feel like that wouldn't be allowed, but
I'm open to testing. We'll find one in one of these mark rooms. I got so many mark room
uses on multiple. I think I've got a mark key to what
What key do I have? Mark? Okay, I do not have a marked key.
I thought I had a mark.
Man, that would be something. That's like a...
I thought I had ten bricks of gold in my basement.
I think I'm the... I probably have it on the non-seasonal.
That's probably it. Got it.
Oh
You know what I do have one I think of the reserved one it's not called mark. Oh
That one you want to get the other two and then trade it in for a customs one or you use it down to one use
I haven't used any of the the reserved ones where I can tell you is his customs
Anything below five million rubles you can buy it for is worth it and
And streets any unique way we say that again anything under five million what?
Rubles so like if you can buy the customs key for less than five million rubles, it's worth it
Okay, anything less than five million by the customs key. You're talking about the customs marked key. Mm-hmm. Oh
This is great. I'm just running right up
You did her life. I'm alive. There's a guy just ran past me. You got it marked? Yep, yep, I'm in the uh, is this you coming here? No, I'm up top, I'm up top.
It's a tequila guy. He is so freaking ripped.
Where is he?
He's in there to your left, to your left.
On the hill.
Oh!
You got the quest done, right?
Quest is done though, so I'm a happy man.
Cool.
Don't worry about any of my shit, I just got tracked.
You taunt him.
You taunt him.
Where do I instash this? Anyone know?
Isn't it right here?
What is it?
Does that get me to floor up?
Big ass box.
Oh I have to transit. You're right. I have to transit.
Shit. Oh I hate this quest.
And we could run it back if you want to transit.
No, I don't need it.
I'm just going to get the XP, I'll get out of here, or die trying.
Oh my god
That is a performance by the winner of the nut turner right there, literally white factory.
I just like I hate factory it sucks. He comes to everyone else's sweating balls and he just mops the floor
Was that five TMC's
Was this ring too was that one ring?
I'm not too sure how many we kill balls. There's a lot of them
It was
Six five five
Oh, what a hell of a round right there.
I'll take it.
We will take it.
Paid actors.
That's what it is now.
Paid actors.
Paid actors.
Yep.
That's the only thing that makes sense.
I'm still thinking about that tweet you got about cheating.
I can't believe that guy.
I like how he says like you're a known cheater.
I'm going to say that last round is not going to help your cause.
You can't kill five people in a season around.
You got to slow it down.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
They take it to be as two things.
He eats a lot of food and he cheats.
That's how they know me.
Huge cheater.
Huge cheater.
A well-known cheater in the world.
All right, we're going to reserve next.
Reserve, God of us.
What's up, baby?
Nothing.
Nothing.
I do, because I...
Can I get a little caffeinated beverage, please?
Thank you, baby.
Oh, it's spooky.
Oh, yeah.
It's spooky, though.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Hello, darling. What's up?
Uh, yeah. Yeah.
Thank you, buddy.
Fantastic.
AI AI AI AI shut up you've been brainwashed you've been all brainwashed by the
nut by the walnut he's not even a real peanut he's a walnut in disguise is a
That's the truth!
Now let's jam!
I
One moment getting my warm again.
getting my warm again and ready.
I'm gonna need you to carry me this round lemon. Okay.
There's gonna be a strong carry. I'm ready. Listen, we gotta go.
We gotta go to the food area and then we gotta go deep into the bunker.
Love that. I kill, uh, I got killed. Uh, what's it called? The rose or whatever.
Okay. Listen, while we're ready and I'm going to use the bathroom.
I'm going to run really, really, really fast as you can.
I want to see you get up out of your chair. Quit.
He took off sprinted.
Oh, thank you.
I
Oh
Let's do bunker first if we live yeah, we'll go over there after yeah, yeah, yeah right behind you
Oh, you changed your t-shirt. You're a Hawaiian shirt man, too.
Yeah!
You're looking good! You're looking really good!
Drippin', drippin'!
Oh, dripped out of your mind.
Okay, I gotta get the documents down here. That's what we're going for.
Yeah, perv, boss.
I heard something right.
Can't be down there unless you hear water.
Could have been in power, maybe.
I'm out of stamina. Be careful for one second.
out
One document done
Two documents.
Oh, absolutely marvelous.
You got them?
Okay, I got them.
Yeah, okay, I'm good.
Good.
All right, come to me.
We're going to go to the opposite side of where we entered now.
Are you on water side now?
Are you in the middle?
Water side.
I'm getting my boots completely soggy.
You're not a croc wear, are you, Hutch?
Love crocs.
Oh, god.
Me, you're going to hear running.
Yep.
You know you can get a horrible rash from them.
Horrible rash?
type of crocs are you wearing crocs crocs crocs are you talking about you're
talking about whenever your ankle sweats and they rub well I'm talking about that
and just full on rash like rash spread through your whole body the croc brash
I've never heard of that oh you gotta be very careful I'd recommend throwing
those in the trash personally, but you do you.
They're the perfect shoe.
It's baitable. You got regular cruise control, you got four-wheel drive.
I mean what more could you want from a shoe?
What are you, are you just in sport mode right now? What are they right now?
Are you got them fully gripped up? I mean they're always in sport mode,
right you can't wear your crocs not in sport mode but if i'm going for a casual cruise sure i'll
have them in cruise control why not are you wearing socks with them or you got it you barefoot
dude i don't restrict these dogs lemon unless the dogs need to be put on a leash okay
unless it is absolutely you cannot come to the dog park unless your dog's on a leash like
Like we're talking church, folding corral,
Chick-fil-A, you know?
Now if the sun hits them, do you have little like 10 dots
on your foot for where the sun comes through the holes?
No.
I mean, I don't see it that much.
You've got to take a look at your feet, all right?
Get down there.
I mean, they might be sunburned for all you know.
And secondly, you could be infected with a crock rash
and don't even know it.
I feel like I've dealt with it a little bit.
You saying I should show my feet to chat right now and figure it out?
I'm sure. I mean ask if there's a doctor in chat. I'm sure.
Is there any doctors?
Any doctors in the chat? Any doctors?
Foot doctors. I think that's a...what's a foot doctor?
A footologist?
Helologist.
All right. There's a player in night.
I
Kind of stops us from doing anything. He's probably you know that window you like to get in. Oh, I love that window
Yep, he's in there. I think
Just kind of looking down at the cave of links. Yeah for sure
We could I mean we could go out this building out the other side and loop up back towards
I think we do this. Follow me. I think this is the way we do. We do the way we do when
we do the way that we do. That. Write that down. Let me take notes.
Okay, writing down. I'm taking notes. That's the second. We do what we do the way we do.
No, no, no. We got it all confused.
And that's right after always right hand peek. Always hold right hand peek.
We do what we do when the way that we do is which we do it.
The way that we do it is the way we do it, in which way is the way we do it.
It's acceptable. Acceptable, I guess.
I'm gonna scratch this off the notepad if it doesn't work though.
Okay, alright.
I wrote it in pencil, alright? If you want it in pen, I'll go back over it once it's complete.
No, no, no. Right hand swing in pen, that in pencil is perfectly fine.
Honestly the right hand swing right at a pin and then highlight that shit like it's the Bible. All right highlight it
Okay, that is the truth of all truly literally I ripped it out of my no cat and I just pieced it into the Bible
That's it's the 11th commandment. Amen. Always right hand peak and all chat said amen
There's someone underneath, in the dark, for sure, no doubt.
They're waiting for those scabs.
Yeah, he's down there.
We're going to have to go through him, which absolutely blows, and one of us is for sure
going to die.
Hopefully, it's me.
All I have to do this one is just get down there.
What's the top of the tower building up there?
dead body right that's Gabbo yeah I'm looking at it which means he ran in there on that side
you could probably smell your crossfit from my L.A.
yeah I do got some stinky dogs at least those dogs get a breed
careful I got them that's a boss that's a guard yep I think they're down here
Which is good for you because these are kills that you need.
Oh, do these count as my thing?
Yeah.
This is a good sign to scavenger down here.
Yeah, I'm gonna look for the other guards and boss
That's definitely one of them. I don't know where the other ones are
You need him dead yet or no
No, I'm I'm ready to get oh no eliminate rot
Raiders in the command bunker. That's it. We're I'm ready to go. All right. Let's buggy
We have to go to D2, don't we?
Yep, yep.
D2 bastard.
Yep, yep.
D2 bastard.
D2 bastard.
Yep.
Yeah, this is where we die.
Listen, I'm going to make you money, but you're going to promise me something.
I'm going to buy that thing.
You're going to buy the Red Rebel.
I probably, it's probably a level requirement again.
I'll look after this.
It might be a level requirement, but when you can buy it, you buy it.
Promise me.
I promise that I promise to buy the red rebel good
After I buy in the injector case all right good honestly you hide out
What what hold on you're losing it too high. Okay. You're losing me. You know just a few of some carpet on the floor
Full of the guy in the window steal
Gosh if he's still over there
We got to remember there's a lot of people at the point of shooter born
yeah I haven't got I haven't got to the shooter-borne quest did they make that
easier it's after psycho sniper and yes it's just it's still like what's the one
we have to get eight headshots on each map is that one has been I don't know
about that one but I know that there's psycho sniper that used to be four P.M.C.
kills all headshots without dying that's now just 15 scabs one rate
And Shooter Born is every other map.
Like each requirement is like customs or lighthouse, shoreline or this, you know?
And it's five headshots.
That's way easier.
At least less time consuming.
I kind of like the four PMC's in a row though.
I felt like it was a fun challenge.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't disagree.
I remember running around on woods and getting it down and feeling like I just climbed the Empire State Building.
But I mean, I told Chad today and they saw it. They fucking saw it. I'm terrible at the bolt-action, man.
I mean, I am a shell of myself when doing that task.
I've got a lot of Mosin man experience.
Oh please let there be no rats.
No rats, no rats, no rats.
Mosin man, the key that he has a plan.
mose and man
riggy diggy diggy diggy
see if there's any trees down here
there it is, look at this water filter
little filies, what do I do?
closed right now
that's a good sign or it's a trap
it's really one or the other
I thought I heard something to the right, careful.
Careful of impact grenade here.
You closing those doors is so insane by the way.
That's such a- what's the thought process behind-
You know, if we're being chased by hounds, it's slowing them down.
But what if we're not getting chased by hounds and we're getting an impact in the mainstone, I guess?
Then we're both dead. Then we're 100% dead.
So we recognize the flaw in said plan.
Would you rather tie to an impact maid or hounds? Personally, I'd choose the impact maid.
What?
You don't want to be shredded to pieces by hounds.
The angry little mits carry your flesh apart.
Beautiful dogs! They hunted us down like dogs!
Let's get the hell out of here.
Yes, we can.
Oh, yes!
Oh, man, we are flying!
He died like a dog!
Nice.
The raid.
Beautiful raid. 10 out of 10.
We're on cruise through these quests.
I am flying through him right now.
Absolutely flying through him.
Next!
I'll be close to Kappa with you in no time at this rate.
Yeah.
I just have like 40 to 50 more tasks to go.
That's just feel free man you'll gotta donate nothing bro just you can ask ask
there's no stupid questions listen you're gonna ask something and someone in
chat's gonna call you a dumbass just know that the majority of them couldn't
hit water if they fell out of a boat okay talk on one of those games where
everybody thinks that they're so damn good until they get humbled that's
just a way it works. Everybody thinks that they're great when they actually suck balls.
So there's no stupid questions. Feel free to ask.
Life of these. Oh yeah, live key cards. I love you. Thank you.
Yeah, go run some labs, man, and go get these last stems I need.
I'm pretty sure the only place really to get those is labs now living you said you need
to go to labs right you get a quest on I think so yeah I'm down I got whatever you need to
go there okay let me see if I have a card and if I could buy it if we do labs that
would be that would also be marvelous we can do that I have a couple rules though
on labs lemon no boy what are your rules all right rule number one you're right
how many me how many rules three rolls three rules okay I'm listening I'm
not gonna run down the whole ride of doubt rule number one you're always gonna
to be on me until this is a compound rule until I say limit stay here and you stay there.
Okay. Okay. I will not follow that rule, but that's fine. I'm with you for the first one.
Okay. Okay. I'll stay with you. But if there's a moment where I like just need to take a
little like peek around, see what's around, I will then leave to do a light peak. Okay.
a light peak, a light peak, I don't care.
Listen, if you want to go and get murdered, you go and get murdered.
But the the biggest thing when it comes to us playing labs is all we have to do
them and the only thing is we have to hear them before they hear us.
So as long as we're somewhat move in, do you really believe that?
What? That with all we have to do is hear them before they hear us.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Touch.
Why?
Because I'll push them and if they hear me, all they're going to do is stop moving completely
and wait to shoot me when I run by.
And we're also going to turn off all the lights.
Wait, what do you mean turn off all the lights?
So in labs currently, there is a way and a location that you go to and you can turn
the lights off for the entirety of that lab's lobby. So we go into the basement, we turn
it off, we flip our nods down and everyone else is fighting in the dark with flashlights
when we have nods.
Oh, I, I want to do this so bad, but I don't have a labs card. Oh, you know what? Let's,
let's do, let's do a scab streets and I'll hit up the cabinets. I bet I'll get a labs
card.
Let's do it bro.
Let's do it bro.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
This is a great idea.
See, this is why they pay you the big bucks.
I'm getting paid a lot of money.
I'm getting paid a lot of money to do this, although I sent you an invoice for our streams
last week because of me carrying you and all, and I still have not been paid, Hutch.
Who do I talk?
Is that the gap?
That's no, no.
Let me go ahead and get the payment situated.
Yeah.
Okay.
Thank you.
feed my family and I decided to get Netflix and HBO.
Payment just came through, payment just came through.
Oh, Huck, thank you for the 20 gifted back, that's a perfect payment.
No problem, no problem.
Thank you, Huck.
Chat, we use your primes.
I just, I'm out 20 gifted.
Alrighty, somebody use your fucking primes.
Yeah, they do pay my cash.
No problem, no problem.
Yeah, it's my bad.
You know, the way my debit account set up with my credit account and the way Twitch
is, and it just, you know, I gotta figure it out.
That's my bad. Sorry. And I hate to bring it up on stream. I sent like 15 tax at least any
Oh, I got an air. Let's see if I could
You should be able to rejoin. It's just gonna take you three years
Yo, missy big big fish
You can get me over there in Scats City, right?
FPS!
Chatch!
Thank you guys so much, man.
Hey, it's Link.
Thank you so much for the pride.
I appreciate the love, y'all.
Oh, here we go.
Oh my gosh, you gotta be kidding me.
You give me a sick pistol with no sight?
All right, hey, we're hit fire machines, boys.
Lock in.
No rusty key.
No rusty key.
What kind of ammo did they give me?
ESGZH bro, I'm actually getting trolled.
I can hit fire this bitch.
You and me tonight, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, BPR is active.
Going to do some pistol runs today?
I'm actually so down to go run some pistol.
good ammo runs. No, no, no. Fully geared. Fully geared just with pistols. A good ammo.
Listen, don't sleep on the old USPS, baby. USPS will put a man down quick.
He's not talking he's currently trying to get into the game while he's uh, his game
crash
I have armor, let's go get armor.
Get it out of my way!
All right, I've got in and I'm gonna begin the looting.
All righty.
I'm heading straight over to Caban.
I'm gonna see if there's anyone there.
If there isn't, you should make your way to me.
There should be.
I mean, there's 25 minutes left in the raid, definitely being there probably is.
around 100%
a lot of dead stuff over here by come on also if you hear the BPR very careful it
is active oh shit that's very rare
digging into some filing cabinets real quick okay there is people inside of
of barns area.
I
What are the Agro
How did you seek the bonnet?
No, the scab walked outside agro somebody ran back inside and went upstairs. I
Still don't know what he aggro
I'm gonna go in just from a different angle if you see any scabs
I mean use it all of your powers all right feel like I'm a yeah I could really use this
yo what up hey I think there's a C and C inside of Caban's area if you want to come with me I
do as well I do as well you want to do the jump over through bus
Oh yeah, he's still in there.
Nothing over here.
Yeah, agreed.
Yeah, we got PMC's moving out towards helicopter right now.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Can we head over there to fight the good fo-
Yeah, for sure, if you can.
Alright, make them a way over.
I'm running full sprint. Crocks are off.
Yeah, we should head over there soon.
I think they're gonna get out.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest, I think they're far enough to where it's kind of over.
I'm gonna look for some lab key cards.
With all the keys.
Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna give up on that hunt because we have this area say we just loot it
We do what we came here for okay
We do what we came here for damn dude this mistab
pharmacy
you told them about the all first sacrifice the all first sacrifice we
talk about
what all first sacrifice
we talk about with us
the cult circle
all right i have recruited another uh... scab to join the labs car hunt
alia and i'm i'm entering over into the cabana
how'd you convince them what you say
to give them a little you know
watch for love what you do
oh i say i said that he could have whatever he wants
after my credit card information you give it to me and
i gave it to him well it's an old one an old expired one but he'll find that out
later hold on another risk
that was no limit did you blow them
wait hold on i've got to do it
You got loot these, hopefully find a lab key card for lemon.
I just need one lab key card one
now hutch there's a guy in a peanut ski mask he said he'll get me a labs card but
I had to give him permission to shoot you in the head he's a scav so if you see
anyone with a peanut mask on you might just want to shoot him right well I can't
shoot him you dumbass because I need all the scavra so you should say say this
say the same he do do deal you got to shoot him in the leg and then when he
shoots me in the leg I'll shoot him in the head and I'll get more rep okay well
Well he's already taken off so I don't know where he is in the Maxini deck.
I will do that but I mean just fair warning.
Are you still conversating?
He is still making deals.
I'm over here looting all these damn things.
over there goofing around I'm done I've a lot of conversation any actual have we
gained anything from these conversations yeah quick comms quick comms I've got
another year of year
Okay, no I have not I've not I've had probably four conversations and they have provided nothing
so far but I they're gonna they're gonna come up real soon is this you in here no no tell
me. Hello, hello, hello. I'm looking for a labs card. Please, labs card. I'll give you
anything you want. I've got backpacks full of trees. You have all of them, please. So
no labs card yet, but if you get one, you'll do two blasts in the air. Okay, thank you.
If you hear a triple blast, by the way, let me know. All right, triple blast signals
that their labs card has been has been found
I was me living that was me
listen I've got a scab network out here
you are working really hard got the whole lobby looking for labs cars
I'll tell you I've made a lot of money this raid but no I've searched every
single filing cabinet in here
I haven't seen you once.
You were just talking.
What?
That was a triple blast.
That was a triple blast.
Lab's card has been found.
Listen, you've got to be very careful though.
This guy is probably the one who wants to take you out, alright?
Yeah.
Now tell me what you look like in great detail.
You literally just talked to me.
I was I was messing with you. That was me that I repeat the guy
He talked to was me which what which one I was the one that you
Dad shoot three times if you find one. Oh, you were the way you silence guy. Yes. I was silence guy
Okay, I was like no way I talked to you. I was silent guy
I'm like a necromancer and then you know one of these games. I've got all my little my skeleton's going around
What gotta get a lobs card. Yeah, we do check I'm checking more drawers here. I'm checking dead scabs
I'm now wondering do you think this is backfiring you think they're finding the labs card and not giving it up like
Just in spite of you
Mm-hmm. I mean there is I did tell one guy and he was like wait hutch
The guy who rigged the tournament this tournament. No, we did die. No, he did he said he said a hell no
Yep, he double hockey stick. Oh, I just I was just like, oh, yeah, that's the guy
That's maybe at this point we just leave my name out of it, you know, maybe that's the problem
Right, okay
We'll try somebody else
Who do you think is the number one person that people would want maybe landmark?
He's probably or pesty one of those two have to be the most well-known Tarkov person maybe oh
Yeah, that thing is still firing
What was that?
BTR shooting people?
Oh, shit.
That was the BTR?
Mm-hmm.
That means there could be a dead scab over there with a labs
car.
Yeah, it does.
And there's a plane, a plane up ahead.
We have to loot that.
And we're going to have to make hard decisions on who
we allow to go near it.
Yeah.
It looks like it's dropping close to you.
It's like the side with the alley alley side alley side
Wait towards I would say alley side with the warehouse and the dead body inside
Like maybe maybe like side watch it. I'll see it. I see it. I see it. I'm go complain. Yeah
Broken plain side. Yeah
It's still me. I see still me. Did you just see that guy run backwards?
We have claimed the drop no one go near it we have claimed the drop
Do not touch the drop. This is a claim drop. We call this
We claimed it we claim the drop everybody the drop is ours
I need the stems okay listen I'll guard you dig in there all right
now are you ready to make hard decisions and kill whoever's on this listen I am ready
Listen, I thought it was over here.
I think we're here to the left.
Yeah, great.
I wish you honestly would be a great spot.
It's kind of tucked away.
What?
What?
Where did land?
Is it the others?
That does not make sense.
Maybe out front over here?
On the roof.
on the roof
it's not over by the playground
and we get up there oh I see it I see it I see it on me
oh wait wait wait wait I mean back in the alleyway
back in the alleyway oh I told you what a great call
all and it's all ours
it's in a great spot too I'm in it
completely full we got a food crate
Dammit. Oh my gosh. Trash crate.
I mean, that won't have a lab card either, right?
There's a chance.
Listen, if there's any of the... What's the food? I have to turn like 15 and...
Not Toshanka or something. Toshanka.
What is Toshanka's?
It seems Toshanka saw it. I won't say no.
It was probably one of, if not the worst I've ever seen.
Oh, a trash.
We're dealing with an absolute trash.
Yeah.
We didn't lose a drop.
We rummaged through a trash can.
Look at us.
Look how far we've fallen.
Ready to get out of here?
Yeah, let's go.
Oh, my God.
There we go.
This is you again.
I was good luck, yeah, right?
I was just practicing to make sure the gunshot.
That's all.
I
Was a no scope. I was I was a no scope if I hit you on a no scope. I feel like that's a sign from God
Now when I come around this this three round verse, I swear
You are sick man, I'm nearly gonna die because what you've done it I've got all I'm
I've got so many lambs cards.
Oh, I'm out of ammo.
Okay.
I can't believe I actually hit you.
And now I'm a homily.
Now I'm a homily.
You're lucky I don't have a grenade.
If I had a grenade right now, it would be a perfect Kobe Bryant right on your head.
I could get you like one of these.
I'm not gonna leave you, I'll stay here a little bit.
It's the BTR.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Are you sure?
Yes, it's on!
Run!
Run, Livin'!
Run, Livin'!
Are you sure?
I'm positive.
I'm all inspired you.
I'm all inspired you.
I'm all inspired you.
I'm all inspired you.
Oh, it's scared you, it's scared you, thank god.
I need it.
Oh my gosh, I got minus capra for shooting you in the leg.
No way.
No you did not.
No you, Chad's saying I did it.
Okay, it's off.
Whoever had it is gone.
Yeah, Chad's saying I for sure got minus capra.
Dang, got it.
Nearly there.
Nearly there?
Nearly there?
I don't have any PKs.
Oh man, I fucked up.
Is that my drop?
Oh yeah, yeah, it was not my drop.
Wait, did he... did he shoot me first?
Oh, only if he dies.
Okay.
Whoo!
Has he already extracted?
I extracted, I extracted.
I don't want to take any chance of you dying and me losing Scabrap.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, the BTR won't shoot if this person's out of the rate. Is that how you're good? You're good. Okay. Okay
Let me see didn't tell me I lost camera up so I hope I'm good
And I'm out I'm out nice work nice work
I'm not gonna lie. I actually made a shit ton of money that rate
That was I made some decent money for only like partially looting
I'm not mad about it.
No.
I'm not mad about it.
I'm not mad at all.
Well, what?
Not bad money, gentlemen.
How much money you got these days?
What's giving the money account here?
How much I could have or how much I have liquidated?
Well, I want liquidation.
11 mil.
Oh, that's pretty good.
How much do you have?
There's pretty good.
Let's see here.
Let me see.
I also have a pretty good rate there.
So let's see what's going on.
Oh, and I'm a stash based son of a bitch
Kind of being the middle of it. Oh, I have two of these to sell look at that
290 K there how much do I go to therapist for?
250k an extra 80k I am at 1.4 million but I did buy the red rebel all right so I'm red
you bought it I bought it I bought it round of applause for them in the left thank you thank you
thank you everybody you can thank the Bitcoin and the key tool wow it helps make it a real
reality. Wow, I'm so proud of you. So now how much money do you have?
Well, that's 1.4 after I bought it. Oh, you're good. Like I 1.4 you can you can play with,
you know, yeah, it's not, you know, I'm not upset about it. And again, all we have to do,
brother, is just go to streets or customs and we are guaranteed at least a mill, a piece.
Oh, yeah, streets especially streets.
Okay, but first we've got to do more tasks.
Anything you need.
Yep, anything you need.
Let's do it.
Okay, let's see here.
Which map do I want to do next?
Oh, dude, you're not going to like it.
But listen, but because you're the number one,
What was the tournament called the nut gut tournament? No, it was called the nut cup. Oh
The nut cup. All right. Listen because you're the number one
Not cup winner. All right, and you can handle anything. No life. It's not on you
Which is why we are gonna go for the very first time together to lighthouse
We're going to lighthouse to the hidden recording studio the hermit area
the yellow flare and mark the helicopter.
It's my listen, it's not, I wouldn't say my lead shaver map, it's, I get it.
It's a bad map, but we gotta do it.
I need this.
All right, all right.
Whatever.
We're gonna do one, we're gonna do one, we'll do whatever happens, one lighthouse.
All right?
I expect you to sing songs of how much you love me.
I expect songs to be sung.
I also, no bullshit, I do have questions,
so I'm cool with that.
Okay.
Yeah, that's not a big deal.
Yes, listen, if I will sing songs,
if we successfully extract from this,
I will sing songs, my children will sing songs.
People will write your praises in the history books
over thousands of years.
Chad, do I need to bring a marker or a jammer for this quest?
Isn't this a two-part quest?
Or no.
Is this a two-part quest?
No, I just need to go up there?
Okay.
If you've got the key for the broadcast one though,
that would be marvelous.
I
Do good, sir. I do make sure you bring a
I've got a yellow flare and a marker. Nope. You need a jammer a
Jammer or a camera. You need a camera. Sorry. I
Believe so you need a Wi-Fi camera right chatting. He's a Wi-Fi camera for inside. Oh
No jammer was right you need a jammer
jammer jammer jammer because it doesn't tell you until you're in there and then
you're going well if I got to go all the way back every single time and then I'm
like please and there's usually somebody with one extra but there's always
somebody who doesn't get to do it yeah
please somebody have one please please please anyone oh it's at this rate
with me, but please somebody come and bring me one.
I waited in there before hoping somebody else would come and bring me one.
I feel like the random guy was not only going to let you live, but bring you one.
Listen, you never know.
You never know.
You got to have a little hope.
You got to have a little hope in those kinds of situations.
Lemon, I'm going to say something.
the guy who like gets kidnapped, gets away from them and then goes, you know what?
I'm going to get in this car that I don't know who's driving it again.
Maybe they won't be like the last time.
Yeah.
They hear the guy who's like, well, I don't want to assume.
I do not want to be kidnapped or I 100% so if there's any sick goes out listening,
do not kidnap me.
But if I was kidnapped, like there would be part of me like, this is pretty cool.
As I'm in the trunk like holy shit it happened to me like I'm in here, you know
I was literally talking to my wife last night. We were talking about home invasions
And I was like if a home invader came into our house
I'd be like what like what are you here for like I was like we don't have anything you like I was like
I guess you got my laptop. I don't got any money. Do you want the TV?
You could like what you take whatever you need
I'd be like
Look into the wrong house.
You need to steal from me.
You need it more than me.
You have to have it more than me.
I'd be disappointed to be like, this
must not be the brightest home invaders.
If you scouted out this house and you're like,
this is the one we need a home invader,
I was truly at a loss.
I'd be like, I'm sure some people, they're like,
oh, if they break in, they're going to take the jewelry
or something.
I'm like, it's not like we've
got a jewelry box filled with, you know, precious jewels or
anything. Here's the laptop I bought at Costco. It's like you
could price up for $800.
You can pay for your food for a week here.
Just be like, dude, you got the wrong house.
Oh, gosh. Oh, man, that was funny.
All right. I'm bringing a marker. I'm ready. You ready, Freddie?
I'm ready, Freddie. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Wait, did you say that'll buy food for a week for $800?
What?
Wait, when I said, oh, you can sell this laptop for $800, you responded with, that'll buy
food for a week.
I don't remember that.
Okay, all right, I'd probably just miss her.
You got your camera?
You mean a jammer?
Yes.
I got a jammer.
Wonderful.
What do you think about scary movies are you a scary movie guy you don't know movies my
wife my wife loves scary movies it's like her favorite thing to watch is scary movies
And I, I'm just like, why would I want?
I don't know if you heard that under outside the shed.
Why would I want?
Why would I want to be sit there and be scared and think about shit that I don't want to think about?
You know?
Oh, are you still here?
Living.
can you not hear me oh now I can what the hell was that I don't know I don't
think it was my end weird I think I can dad well then you're in a predicament
all right you're in a real predicament because what is she gonna make you
watch Obsession or she already watched it without you.
No, no, I sat there and watched that show with her.
Yeah.
Great movie by the way.
Great actress.
I mean, I kind of want to see it, but I'm the same way.
I hate scary movies, but I mean treat because, you know, of all the hype.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's, um, I don't know.
I, I'm not, okay.
Here's the thing.
I'm not like, I'm not watching it.
I don't want to be scared.
No, but am I gonna sit there after I should get done streaming for 12 hours?
I want to watch some TV and I'm like I'm gonna go and watch a scary movie. No, I'm not gonna do that now watch a movie
That is scary like you know got you got something I care about like a dinosaur movie
You know like I want some dinosaurs eating people. I'll watch a zombie movie. I don't consider that
But like when it's like someone's trying to break in this woman's house and she's deaf
And it's called hush or whatever the hell that I ain't watching that shit
It's a famous horror movie, Hush.
I appreciate that's what it's called.
Oh, it's not really Hush.
Yeah.
Hush.
It's literally about a woman who's deaf, and this guy is just talking to her.
It basically breaks in and tries to kill her, and she's trying to figure out everything
while she's deaf.
It's like, when is this ever going to happen?
It's bad right here, is Hunter K?
He's coming in.
He's downstairs.
Two people
Maybe you're out again, I can't hear you. Maybe it was scabs sounds like scabs
hey discord dropped again I can't hear you guys this is it might actually be
scabs also there's a good chance I lose service soon so there you know like it
It is, I don't know what the fuck is going on, but it is spawning like you wouldn't believe.
Yeah dude, that's thunder.
That's fucking thunder.
It went from being nice out to literally a rainstorm in 10 minutes.
I
Like check one two Mike check can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear you?
Dude, I think it's on your end. I think it's on your it might be Zeus is currently
hammering the fucking drums outside I
Don't know
But today I have no internet is
Sterling 10 out of 10
Yeah, there's a chance I just dropped if that does happen just
Kill me and take all my head. Yep. It's all yours. I'm working twice even hesitate. I'll immediately
You know just stop like this. You're like, oh, we might have disconnected
Right in the dome give me that in the R
you got a storm going is that what you said lightning yeah lightning and thunder like you
wouldn't believe
there he is
nice
alright cool
what was that was that a boss down there
Just scabs, it was a quest to kill them at these areas.
Oh, okay.
Every time I run through the bushes, I die.
I'll go this way.
I've actually never gone this way. I always go through the bushes.
And I always die.
Oh, now you're doing something new.
Oh, this is how to get up here.
Oh my god, something else, your name, my name, my name, my name, I think he's up ahead.
I think so probably, about to guess, be careful, we're in a good spot right now, yeah, yeah.
I was I literally thought to myself I'm gonna run through this bush and I'm really glad
I didn't run through that bush.
I got you Lemon.
I can't do math but I sometimes think things through you know.
Yeah you're going through all the logical steps here.
go to the rocks, shoot the guy in the head, I mean, this, you are on one today.
your name? yeah.
alright, let's try not to get head shoted. he's somewhere, I just don't know where.
I mean if his boy is here he might have just dropped back hoping oh there's something to
the left oh that's a scav.
Scav dad.
He could also just be like right over this hill, sitting in a bush.
He's also pretty low, pretty firing.
I'm going to drop down below.
Yeah.
He's definitely holding his boys body, no doubt.
He's very geared.
You wanna come up here, loot this body, I'll hold your back?
Yeah.
I'll kill anybody who shoots at you.
You protect my little dome.
I'll protect you.
I'll use my body to protect your body.
A body on body situation?
Well, he has to be far off, I'd guess.
Oh my gosh, this guy, you're not kidding.
Yeah, he's massive.
all right got it all oh you just sucked up all his shit nice yeah all right
let's move there is a tree down here I'll be careful up he could be in the
pocket. Looking through the pocket. Look at the pocket. Right here. This is a very...
bad bag, bro.
Could be on us. Maybe not.
There you go.
I wonder if that was a faraway shot like somebody just
saw us from across the mountain. Yeah, could have just been weird timing.
after we win that guy's just trying to make a play and when he missed he's like I don't ever
get in gunfights let me go instantly relocate coming down in this building with me yeah yeah i'm
in the building with you bottom floor chat saying it was a dmr from across the map so yeah
Definitely someone else's not even involved just trying to get off. Thank you Chad
Why house living is the one map
Where if you're ever thinking to yourself they could be there
There they are there. There's someone there. Gagers note for the right. Oh
Yeah, I gotta I gotta go to the the hermit's vomit. Yeah
This is the map when I'm doing like my my job during the day like I'll put all good for
Thing I'll get a sniper on this hit up in the mountain
I'll have it on the screen. It's working. See somebody do some tiny little hit
It's not scumbag behavior. What do you know?
I want you to know for my shooter born
I will probably do the majority of it offline, and I'm going to sit in the most shitty locations
I'm gonna bring a backpack put it in the middle of the road with a tank battery. Oh, yes
I'm just gonna head shop people and get this shit done with
You mean everybody's doing it one way or the other
Yeah, I'll do that. I couldn't even shoot scabs today. I'm so terrible with the sniper. It's so bad
man I think I'll quote Trey at one point today he said he didn't know he wasn't
muted and he said this hutch trolling no I think he's just having a hard time
yeah it wasn't a good look for me but not a good look at all alright you want
to go down this way
I haven't gone this way but oh all the way to the end oh yeah yeah I've done this before
I thought you were thinking we were just gonna go right to the middle here
No I just think you have to go to this room usually I always go right side do you go this
left side?
What do you mean do I go what do you say that again?
When you clear through this area are you going like this side of the map or do you
go the other side of the map?
It depends where I get to spawn.
I rarely do what we're doing right now though, like crossing over.
If I was on the other side, I would have just stayed over there and gave it in the back.
Yeah.
Well, Dr. Jekyll is raw dog in my booty cheeks currently.
Boy, I was sprinting.
Yeah, I'm just going to deal with it.
Stay in there.
already been cleared someone already cleared the whole camp you say that and
then seems probably back there right now they're waiting that's why we came this
way. I've got to deal with Jackal for now. I cannot be walking. I truly do think Dr.
Jackal was the worst punishment peanut could have ever given me
What did that do for you guys you guys are just constantly having to heal every time like I get in a gunfight
And I get a heavy bleed if I sprint I bleed every single time
Is there a isn't there a
Like a little stimulant you could take to fix it is a goose then works, but I would be burning through Zagustin's
What's the benefit so we can be lucky boss so we can be lucky I know we
shouldn't take Dr. Jekyll but I want to be lucky boss they're locked in you gotta
go all in on Zagustin how much could a Zagustin really cost you know oh I got
something real hot right here oh what you get it disappeared
Don't forget this, a little bird, what a beautiful little room, what kind of delicious little tree.
And I would never leave the parakeet behind.
I had a parakeet growing up, his name was Peaty, beautiful parakeet, and someone was cleaning
the house and they accidentally sprayed Peaty with Windex and Peaty died and I still have
of trauma related to that.
I can't look a bottle of Windex the same again.
What it did to PD will never be forgiven.
Chad, is it this roof or is it a different roof?
Sure what I need.
Is it this roof or is it the far side?
All right, listen, I do have to mark.
Well, it's probably too late to mark that thing, huh?
What thing?
I do need to mark the helicopter in the middle
if we think we can get to it.
But here it goes.
That's where you're feeling invincible.
you're getting too cocky. I think we can get to it.
Oh shit!
Oh my gosh, was this...
You almost died.
You
You have no idea how close you see how quick I drop
No clue I was shooting at I thought was a person's head, but it was a sandbag
Oh my god, that was my head. That was literally my head
What are yours?
Are you all?
Yeah we can go, let's come up to the helicopter.
I think there might actually be clay moors down to our left.
I'll keep my feet very cautious, I'll gingerly walk through.
I think we're good right here.
Real soft step.
Oh you hear those seagulls, you hear them?
here that the western brown that's the western gold there's nothing like
waking up to a seagull in your house con as it's trying to get out of your house
because it didn't mean to get in there breaking through windows and smashing
everything smashing everything rummaging through your entire pantry it is
now into the left to the right is now attacking your wife and your kids the
seagull is attacking your wife and your kids you don't know what to do in this
moment so you see with the tennis racket and the local news heard about it now
you're a front-center seagull killer local seagull killer other known as the
Seagull pillar
Has acted on it again
He's done it again again. He's done it again third time this week
Keep on getting to his house
At this point the news is broadcasting that they think he is intentionally letting the Western Brown goal in his house
So that you can murder them
now listen, I did murder the goal and but I
I didn't fully just get floating the trash. I did stuff it
I'm working right now
Do you my chance have a man I am again getting absolutely bent over by dr. Jekyll
That's all I got huge
Use that use that wonderful here and get this back. Let's get out. Oh, no. No, you know what ability
we need one more here what you got right we got it we got the yellow flare
yellow flare at train okay let's go launchy and then we're gonna we can go
nope so sadly with the yellow flare oh no you have to kill five scabs after you
launch it okay so we thought it helped us so once you get in there just right
right let's just wait down by the building once you get in there immediately
launch that yellow flare like when you say immediately like I stepped through
the fence or should I be looking at a train right when you get in there and
You can get as close to that building as possible, launch that yellow flag.
some dead bodies in there.
Yeah, so Dr. Jekyll it's a debuff that I took for Lucky, which was absolutely not worth it.
Basically every time that I run, you stab it up.
A little closer, a little closer. Oh, closer. There's no scabs. I would see if we see scabs first.
Before we even launch it. Yeah
You have to do it all in one raid. Oh, so I can okay
That isn't it. Honestly, I might just save it for when I for a spawn here. Yeah, probably it's probably good
But every time I run this is that red X at the top left
So every time I finish a full sprint or finish a sprint at all I will then believe
But once I stop running the bleed will activate and this lasts the entirety of the raid I
meant.
And it gets caused by getting a heavy bleed.
So that one fight where I kill the guy, they're absolutely terrifying.
Now I have to deal with this.
Oh, it activated early.
Nice viewbot, thank you so much.
All viewbots, put your viewbot code in the chat.
Their voice activated, watch this.
I
Don't know
Just bleeding up a storm. Yeah bleeding again. Dr. Jekyll. He really loves me boss
Have they made you that lucky like everyone the lottery? Nope as what's what's the luck?
Is it paid off? No, thanks. Absolutely in no way shape and form has lucky paid off boss
Oh my gosh, I got my eyes on you.
You're lucky, I was even right for your noggin.
Right on the tip of your nose.
Good raid, good raid, another good raid.
Oh my god, I mean, this is task after task.
A triple lighthouse task complete?
Oh my gosh.
Oh yeah.
It's not the once-heard-upon-a-time five-quest banger, but it's respectable.
It's respectable.
No, every time Lemon talks in discord, he swaps shoulders with his gun.
He thinks it brings him good luck at this point.
Go crazy
Get some milk some milk
milk
Stop buying up all the milk you jackasses you're up in the milk prices your sons of guns
milk all right where to next boss okay I'm looking I'm looking we're gonna keep
moving next up is the one and only to do let me see let me see let me see come on
escalator escalator escalator escalator escalator escalator escalator what's
escalator oh that's like you ever seen the SpongeBob me where you go
escalator escalators. I don't. I haven't. I haven't seen that means. I think I'm too old for SpongeBob.
Okay. I was behind SpongeBob times. Yeah. Everyone's going to shame me for that. There's no way. I know.
I should not have even said that. I'm not the anti SpongeBob. I just haven't really like
invested in the Spongebob. What you said is quite literally terroristic words, okay?
They put me on a list. You are going on a list. There's no doubt you might already be on said
list. Probably not the list. Anything but the list. You're on the list. You are on the list.
Anything but the list. Anything but the list.
Hey, if it makes you feel better not that you felt bad at all, but let's go to my house. Just let me get my proper test done
Nice. Oh you you help me do my say in it. I'm here for you hutch. Thank you
I've got you all right, which is why we're gonna go to your favorite map. I'll say what change next. Okay
I'm okay with interchange
Okay interchange it is I've got to mark the mini buses. I have I just have to go into
I need to get one of the books and the Oli document anything else would you like me to
clear the entirety of interchange so you can do pretty yes that would be incredible if
you could if and if you could find me a let X a GPU in one more Bitcoin stop baby let's
see here. Yeah, so Ollie, I'll bring the key, Costin, the first book of closed design
and three mini busts. Okay, got it. Got it, got it, got it.
No, pump it up.
You got to pump it up.
Oh, wonderful.
Wonderful.
Oh, kicking the balls.
Thank you so much.
You've got to pump it up.
You've got to pump it up.
You've got to pump it up.
Let me nibble on a little bit of food, let me grab some little things here.
Probably good if we restart.
Oh, oh, uh, bump it up.
Oh, uh.
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah.
I'm up.
Nick and Tim will be playing on a Wednesday.
Wednesday, Wednesday.
Ready up when you get the chance.
No, no rush.
I'm going to put together a little lunch here.
Yeah, I'm going to queue up in here in about three seconds
I had to restart my game.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Oh,
four seconds I have to accept these items actually this could be good for me chat
what's the other key that I can get an interchange that I could find stems
there's pharmacy and what's the other one I can't open to find stems I need two
stems bro there's all the labs cars I put over two mil lab scars HF 13 BTG
Ultramedical, I mean by Ultra, Ultramedical, 700K, something light of course, wonderful.
All right, wonderful. Let's do it.
Yes, but it's just the fact that they're being a chance.
Oh, EMC as well, well, there it goes.
What's the key I just bought?
Where does it go to?
We also should have grabbed our key cards too late.
Yeah, back out.
That's a bug.
Yeah, that's it.
Not the best spot from the AFK.
The disaster
Okay
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Alrighty. I would like
This is our plan. You ready for the gameplay? I'm ready for it. All right. Let's walk me through it
We are gonna go turn on power
Okay, I'm not gonna die of these people to the right. Okay. We're gonna turn on power
then after we turn on power you're gonna go mark your vans and we're gonna go up
to ultra and pharmacy with the stem hopefully get a lead X and HEE H12
or whatever you needed yeah that and a VPG is what I need and then colors that
what colors the H8 HD black I believe
I don't really know, I don't remember, I don't ever use that stem.
Yellow?
No, not yellow.
But we'll grab those stems, we'll get your quests done, and then we get out!
This is going to be a one, two, wait, minibus, one, two, three.
This is a potential of a forfer.
Wow!
This is a potential of a forfer task completion.
A forfer.
Wow.
Now again, it's no Pfeiffer, but it's respectable.
They're not going to sing songs about us, but they'll write short poems.
Yeah, maybe like a short story.
Yeah, the Lemon and the Hutch that could.
The Lemon and the Hutch that could. That could be a children's story. I think it would sell.
Go ahead, go ahead and write the first page.
Yeah, I think, you know, I will put a little thing together. I'll test it out on my kids.
Okay, I like it or not.
Lemon in the hutch that could. They were prancing through the woods one sunny day.
Now, I'm probably holding hands, but I promise they weren't.
There to play? There to play.
They shot a couple people and those individuals are dead.
But then they grabbed food off their corpses and now all the village is fed.
Oh, beautiful.
It started blast in the MDR, pumping individuals full of lead, but little did they know when
they turned on the power they were the ones who were dead.
Oh shit.
Is this a dark tale?
He's got dark so quickly.
Oh, what a loss.
What a loss.
Yeah.
You know, I think that story might give my kids nightmares.
They're like, wait a second.
So, they got killed?
I think that story might give my kids nightmare.
Like wait a second, so they got killed, so these two went through, killed a lot of people
and then proceeded to get killed themselves.
Good night children, sleep well I'll say.
Good night.
The final graphic is just both of us on the ground a lot of a lot.
ground bleeding profusely and because it's a kid's cartoon I'm gonna turn you
into a kangaroo with a galak with a switch on it
all right are you ready to move yep I just let me grab this GPU and 3G I
legitimately don't know where pharmacy is where's pharmacy I'm out of here is
Is that the one you need the key for?
It's like a...
I have it.
I'll know when I see it.
Do you know a general location?
No.
I've said this many times.
This is the map that, once I go inside,
I am at a complete loss.
That's where we are.
It's like a rubric cube.
You know, you look at it.
You're like, oh, there's just a lot of colors.
And it could be upside down, sideways, left, right.
Can you do a Rubik's Cube?
No.
I can do a Rubik's Cube, yeah.
You cannot do a Rubik's Cube.
I can.
I can do it.
If I sent you a Rubik's Cube, you could do it on stream.
On stream, yeah.
I can do it on stream.
No way.
No way.
Rubik's Cubes aren't that hard.
Once you know, it's like, you ever
have one of those puzzles where it's like,
this puzzle is impossible to do.
But once you've done it, once you try to understand
how the puzzle works.
Yeah, yep.
Rubik's cubes are very similar to that.
That like, once you get things in.
Isn't it like 10 puzzles in a row?
No, because once you get, as long
as you can get the Rubik's cubes set up in a certain way,
you can finish the Rubik's cube.
You just got to get the colors to get to that point.
Now, how long it takes you to get to the point
where you just do two rights on the left?
It might take you an hour.
But once you get there, you're good.
Every time I almost go to a kid's store with my kids to get a toy, I see the Rubik's Cube
and I always think, do I want to buy this?
Do I want to figure out the Rubik's Cube?
I've yet to actually purchase one, but I will say it's crossed my mind.
I'm a man of many talents, Lemon.
You know what else I'm really good at?
Like extremely good at?
Two things.
Clam-shotter, making clam-shotter.
No, that's not clam-shotter.
I'm making a big old boy name out of chat with Jackasses.
Yo-yos?
Oh, yes.
I'm a yo-yo-ping.
Which is yo-yo?
And you were in a place?
Well, when I first started using the yo-yo was that OG1
that kind of went up by itself.
I forgot the name of them.
Yeah, I think that was the brain.
It might have been.
And then I slowly progressed to the yo-yo
You have to like have the string wrapped around it yourself. That makes sense. It's like
it's a little bit longer and
What are we doing?
Accident I don't know. I gotta go to Costin. I'm gonna run into costume. Okay
And the book store, I think the bookstores over here
I don't know. I don't know the name of it. I don't want to say the wrong name
But I was yo-yo and at one point in my life.
Listen, once in Hutch's chat, if he needs an 8 hour yo-yo stream.
8 hours just yo-yo with some rave music going on in the background.
He's getting yo-yo'd out of his mind.
I think people would love it.
There was also a point in my life where I really wanted to learn how to do magic
tricks.
Oh, yeah.
I know.
We get the same childhood.
I feel like it.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know a few tricks of myself.
Really?
I'm a favorite magician.
I know a few tricks.
Really?
It was actually the first time I was a little disappointed in my children, because I got
them a magic trick set for Christmas.
And they didn't find it to be the coolest thing ever?
No.
And I was like, okay.
All right.
All right.
I wrote them out of the wheel and I've written you into it, Hutch, you've written it now.
You've taken that spot because of the magic comment, you've been written into my words.
If I die, you're entitled to at least do whatever you want.
I had the fake quarter where you could bend it and act like you bent it in half.
Yeah, I have to take them.
Yeah, if I have to take them.
I had the...
What's the other one?
I'm trying to remember what all I had.
You hear that?
Yeah, underneath, I think.
Gav.
Yeah, I saw it.
I'd watch YouTube tutorials.
There was this one magic trick where you could turn $1
into like a bunch of hundreds.
You had to like glue the dollar on to another dollar. I ended up just wasting about ten dollars because I was using fives
I couldn't afford a dollar bills
Lost a lot of money lost a lot of money
Parents look I swear I lost ten dollars out of my wallet. I'm like
Wait, you mentioned puzzles. Did you ever get into like the actual like the mental puzzles where it's like like the old school one was like the
the horseshoes with the chain and the you know of course I did the horseshoes with the chain yeah but
then there's like so many others I did the horseshoes with the chain I did the where you have to
get the circle out of I'll even not explain it my son I tell you I'm a big this is gonna strike
you you're not gonna believe this but I'm a big puzzle guy. Really? Okay, not terrible.
Okay, I've got a lot of puzzles in here. You got a lot of puzzles? You know, when I'm supposed
to be working, I'm doing some heavy puzzles. Do some heavy puzzling. Careful.
You can see a limit.
Did you get your, uh, your, uh, stem that you need?
Zero stems.
Literally not a single straw.
Oh my god.
We're just gonna go to pharmacy and see what's down there.
down there.
Well, you don't like the man, man, man.
Oh, I love this.
I got to go to Ollie too.
Should we get over there now?
Um, yes.
Let's go over here really quick.
We got to...
Actually, we're not going to be...
Yeah, let's do Ollie first.
We'll do that now.
Just knock it out.
Yeah, let's do it.
What do you need to go over here?
Oh, the paper.
for the paper. This is, I don't know, my tenth time going forward. I remember.
Oh shit, I also know like a crazy rat trip. We don't have to do it right now. There's a new rat spot.
I know you're not into ratting, but it's worth seeing if we go by it.
I'm not into ratting. You don't know my origin stories.
No, listen, I don't, but I'm just saying it's good for you to be aware to check, you know, the mixture is no rat there.
Also, it's super hard to get into the actual spot, so most people can't get into it.
You've got to be an actual god gamer jumper to get in.
Maybe I can go like this.
I'll show you a little spot real quick.
Right, I got my Ollie document.
No, I can't get up here. I used to be able to. I might have to like...
No, I'm not strong enough.
He doesn't know about the book of the Radicus. He doesn't. Okay, listen, fill me in. Give me the lore.
No, just I was terrible when I first started. I embraced the rat.
Oh, the rat I really called my community the army of rats and we had emotes and everything we had there
The marine rats the bush rats. I mean not all rat repertoire back in the day. Oh my god
So do we stop those e-boats?
show them
Well, I'll show me those e-mots guys
Is that why you still have like a tiny just a tiny rat tail coming out of your shorts just a tiny one
You snipped most of it off, but there's still a little rat still
Still a little bit, you know, I partake, I partake
But mine wasn't like, I didn't rat, obviously I ratted because I enjoyed it
But mine was a pure rat out of necessity because I sucked and it was the only way I could win a gunfight
I hear you
Oh do you also remember where the next book is? I got one of the book. Yeah, we were we were up top there when we go back up
I'm looking forward to the pharmacies in here chat
Something on the other side of us careful. Yep
Front of idea ideas entrance
wait where we just left like down the staircase that we just walked by go to
the left down here
idea the blue store where's idea ideas like the big omega store like isn't that
like the furniture store power side
this way
It's so funny people watching there like you have 5,000 hours how do you not know this?
You don't play maps you don't enjoy in Tarkov and this is a map that I do not play.
I did this is my least favorite map out of all of them.
Too many corners, too confusing.
Well
Kind of moving far away from that book which I apologize
We don't get the book that's we always turn them one and they come back and grab the second one. I
Still gotta do the mini buses too. So if we just extract we can always do that the next time
Just depends if we don't get
What the fuck that's unsettling it's right outside that sounded very scabish
This is the pharmacy
I didn't realize you could go in here
I mean either
Oh scope
Another row scope
about a single stem not a single stem
not a single stem oh my gosh I got a lead axe
oh what a sweet treat you still need money right come here
grab this I won't say no to that I won't say no
oh I don't take handouts just kidding just kidding
oh yes I haven't got one of those either thank you thank
no problem no problem that's not bad
That was actually pretty what key is that just pharmacy keys that was a key 50k key. Oh
Weirds happened out there
We get an angle on this yeah, I'm gonna be able to just
Can easy tasteful shot right to their dome? Mm-hmm
I wonder if there's just two people trying to extract and happen to see each other, maybe.
They're coming this way.
They go out and around and they cut them off.
On the other side of the bridge.
Can I be able to get them? Great idea.
I bet they've got their stem too.
They might.
They've got it in their pocket.
They're like, oh, nobody's going to be over here, they're turning on their Spotify, they're
kind of browsing their phone holding the WQ just trying to get over there.
I say we probably go one of us goes to the extract and one of us holds about
halfway.
They're already run towards the extract.
I missed.
I gotta get closer.
To the to the left of the far left. He's just running for the extract. Is he?
He's passed he ran past the tractor. He passed through the first red crate
Okay
That boy was running full blast was a
I'm sorry, saw me so I shot.
Whoa!
Right, right in front of you.
Uh, further, further on.
Kind of bottom of the crane, bottom of the crane.
That's the crane.
She's got a light on.
Make sure you didn't get through the extract.
I'm gonna swing you still over there watching the left
I'm gonna try to swing hard left
no I'm dead dude there's no way he's there fuck me man he's by the the crate
There's no way he moved to that spot. I thought he was at the fucking crate behind.
All up to lemon now.
Now what premed or what what killed me is me moving my fucking feet, bro.
I should have just held the right hand and just didn't do anything else.
Just continued to hold the right hand religiously.
That was the right move.
It's...
Get him, Lemme.
Get him, Lemon!
I think he's in this building watching over you, maybe.
i think he's probably doing surgery
but i mean i lit him up i had to have
looks like he already looted me as well
yeah he looted me
he's in that building you heard him you heard him
I
Literally the only way I die is that guy catching me mid-flight good job living you're the best bro
That was the guy good work good work good work good work good work good work
That was great execution as well. I
I intentionally you know missed a few of the shots
Just like a you know like a wounded like a wounded rabbit running for its life. I respect and listen
I ends you know in spectate mode. You know, it's not accurate. All right, listen leave your mic. Go muted
I am gonna go and grab a snack. I'll be right back. Okay. Do you want anything? I'll try you want stuff?
No, everything you're looting keep it keep it all. Okay. All right
All right, all right, guys.
I'll be right back, guys.
All right, Chad.
I'm going to hold down the fort here, all right?
Hold down the fort.
Be honest to me, Chad.
Was it good, though?
Did I do good?
Did I do a good job?
I feel like I did incredible, right?
I feel like I did absolutely incredible.
And listen, I didn't want to say it, but I let Hutch die.
I let him die.
Listen, don't tell him.
I let him die, because look at these treats I'm about to get.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, yes.
This is for that kill he got me last week on reserve.
Oh, shit.
It's too much loot.
It's too much loot.
It's too much loot to everybody.
Listen, give Hutch your primes, everybody.
You know, he's gonna be feeling horrible
after what just happened to him.
A lot of people are calling me the best looter in the game.
My looting abilities, unparalleled.
Oh my God, I love these.
The most delicious treats you could ever imagine.
No, I'm getting out of here.
I'm getting out of here.
I don't want to be greedy.
We should take just one more.
One more peek, right?
We should take one more peek.
In case he has a step, you know?
We're just going to take one more little pee, and while you're watching, I need every single person,
every person in chat. I need you all telling me what your favorite bird is. I need to know what
your favorite bird is, right? I need to know. I've got the salt. I got to get this, got to this.
All right, we're going. Oh, I'm so heavy. I need to know what your favorite bird is right
now. All right, get it up there. And if you said the greater road runner,
Hutch has promised to give you a hundred thousand dollars because that's the winning answer.
The greater road runner, the best bird in the world.
Fast nimble can kill snakes. They even made a TV show after it.
Oh my goodness. Oh, it's like at least five million.
At least five million.
Also, Hutch's chat specifically, the man needs to go to the doctor.
He's got the crock foot, he's in denial.
I'm going to need Hutch's chat to really, really, really keep up on him.
You need to go to the doctor.
He needs to stop wearing the crocs.
All right.
I say this as a friend.
All right.
And if you really care for this creator and want to see him around for a
long time, you need to make sure he gets those crocs out into the trash can.
I
Think that was a one billion dollar run for me guys good job lemon good job huge I
Got it. I gotta do some light selling
That was the guy that got you there dude. That was the toughest like I go to swing the peak
And I'm thinking to myself
I'm just gonna get to this container and I'll just kill him up close
Right when I jump he swings. I'm just in mid jump getting a little laser. I
We I he I had the other side I was watching so I didn't see him move up on you dude
I didn't hear him like I heard him the entire time and then he was just in a completely different location that I thought I heard him last
What that'll happen nimble
Thank you so much for the 50 gifted man
Appreciate you. Thank you so much for the love bro Jack. We get some W's in here for the big dog coming in with the
Gifted
I appreciate you man. Thank you so much for love. Thank you for the 50 gifted and welcome everybody to the community
absolute
Absolute lesson. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for the love a
Circle so much a circle so much
I'll cycle so much, oh you've got a nice big penis.
Alrighty, we got this beautiful boom boom boom boom boom.
Oh
It's the only thing on the the servers have been struggling all day, I think
They literally all day the servers have been struggling, so I'm not too sure
All right, I'm down to run it back. Oh, let me turn my tassel quick got the tasks
Do you by chance have anything on the customs?
I
Do I do great. All right, I would like to run customs just because I would love to kill Santa Tars peeps and
Be able to get this bullshit
I am in let me see what I got I gotta bring though
All right, give me but a moment. I'm gonna spend 300 K on a gun. I'm for sure going to lose
Wait, is Sanitar on Customs?
Oh sorry, uh, Roshallah. Roshallahallah. Okay, Roshallah, okay. Roshallahallah.
I've got to kill scabs with my AK, so if you see scabs, let me get it out of him.
Beautiful. We'll do, chef. We'll do.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
Hey, easiest 1v1 ever? I've never seen someone win a 1v1 easier than what you just did.
Did you see that like I peppered him I gave him a moment of hope I allowed him to just just tickle me a light tickles
You just wanted him to feel death you wanted him to feel death to know death is coming
Mm-hmm, and then you exactly his life. I
Wanted him to really think even two for a second. I might live there's a chance
And then immediately put you know
Yep, he was like, there's a chance I'm gonna live and I'm dead now.
Especially right after you know, he just barely wobbled his way out of that shack.
Half of his body has been sawed off.
I, now that I, oh, I guess he did know I was there. He was just looking in that direction.
But you're right, he was totally patched himself up.
I don't think he knew you were there, but he had an inkling that there was another person.
I think after you missed the first 30 shots at him, he might have then known.
But even then, maybe a question.
Eleven mil, worried about the gun.
I mean, you know, as much faith as I have in my teammate Lemon, I do think running a 400k gun
at a time like now would be a little bit of a stupid decision. Just the smallest of dumb,
but a dumb decision, yeah. No fair, we're done for the month.
And we're playing with Pete tonight, so you know, can't lose too much.
No, are you kidding me, nothing to gut.
We're going to take that every lobby, take that all the opposition.
So you serious?
I
Ranged
What you got here big dog I got to kill stabs. Oh, yeah, you already said that Roger
Roger that roger that roger Dodger
I need to see 15 scabs right in the noggin perfect
I brought my staff good and I brought my PMC slayer
good got the m4 back in the hands I like the mdr but the m4 just feels damn
good man five five six is just such a good bullet although I did use gun I've
never used before and I might be my favorite gun in the game which is the
The AK-308.
Oh!
Oh!
I don't know.
Is that a new gun?
It's a new gun.
I just used it for the first time today.
And it absolutely spits fire.
I should have built it for this run.
The AK-308.
Woo!
308.
It's like an MBR with an AK body.
You get a hollow on it.
It still gives you a little front sight.
It's sexy.
That sounds like a nice little gun I also like I built that was it is it hard is it expensive
Okay, that's not bad build itself is probably 50k on top nothing insane
I like the scar just tried to build a portable gun
Let's try to build a scarf from scratch and try to tell me to spend over 400k on it
And I said yeah, I'll just rock the M4. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good
And my child was like, you have 11 mils, bloodstreams are coming, I'm like, you don't understand.
No, that sounds like people who are broke, they're like, you should spend it, you still
need a budget, even if you got the money.
There's a guy on the backside of ice cream, not moving literally at all, good luck.
It's going to be one of those sessions.
What a delight.
What a sweet treat.
That's why we didn't build the gun.
Thank you so much ice cream.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I
Use made the run inside, but he was there a lot
Yeah, I was literally about to unmute and say lemon you heard him to your right, but I didn't want to backseat game
I literally told my chat I said oh he ran inside
Good, that's good. Oh man. Oh
Cloaker payday to all right all right
love that great back to back you know you know what I it's good because now I
get to build the AK-308 build the AK-308 we'll run it back we'll get into those
dorms yeah this allows me a little time to eat my food to it's a win win exactly
we did it on purpose and you know my stash was getting a little full and now
Now I'm able to bring out your gun or your kit for myself and wear any clothes that still
has your scent and blood all over it.
Oh wonderful.
Ah, what a delight, what sweet treat.
You're a very lucky man.
All right, there we go
All right bad bad luck the last two raids, but you know what happens
I see Dean was in here what uh, bro
Oh, I already have an AK 308
So he has this on his build, I like this one better.
I hope you're doing well, bro, I don't know if you're still in here, but if you are your
legend hope you're doing fantastic good to see you bro I hope the no pixel shit
goes well for you and all the peeps guys should have a lot of fun man I hope
Hope you enjoy it.
All right, project, let's not die.
Or let's die to someone where we actually know where they are
and we're not jumping and getting shot out of the air
like a fucking pigeon.
That sounds like a good time.
No, nobody's taking a helmet check from this.
I'll kill Lemon on accident.
This is called crying into sleep.
Crying in your sleep.
There it is.
Let's get it.
Come on.
Six million.
NURROW GUM IN
Have a good raid
I'm already mad about that death, that death is what it is bro
If people want to play like that, they're just gonna kill me
It is what it is
I love neuro gum dude. I live and die by it
Let's go let's go. No, no, thank you so much for the tea gift it baby. I appreciate you man
Okay, good dose
This time we'll check behind there anybody in the bushes. We'll strike them down
Honestly, I'm not in a rush to get over there, man.
I think Monday morning to Tarkov, everyone's gotten off work, all the rats are out.
Okay, we take our time, loot up in here, put some money in here, and we'll get the dorms
after everyone has already kind of moved around and all that good jazz.
Maybe this will help us not run into the guy who's sitting on his ass not moving
in a bush.
i'll say it again i said earlier today levin i'm gonna say it for a second time
say it a second time
customs is by far
the radiest map in the entire game
you should not be that way with that
but now a day customs is
oh my god i thought you were scared
you can get a quick wrap
on other maps it could be you could be there for minutes on end
but if you know this map you can
spawn in
you can get your little position real quick like gather a killer to and then get
out repeat the up
i get ratted more on customs than anywhere else
that guy
after we both died right there though he's like i'm a hundred percent of
that again oh yeah that dude's gonna do that he got out of vehicle extract and
he's like this here is the spot yeah I'm telling all my friends about it I'm a
spread the word I'm gonna send out rat memos nice new spot new spot you won't
believe this bush and how wonderful it is it was yeah
Remember I gotta get scab so if you see a scab yeah
We'll go to the last one with that big old gun of yours.
Don't. Just one to the left.
What do you need, do you need Rishala or do you need his guards or do you need his little
golden pistol?
I need a black rock off of Rishala or his guards.
I see I see I see yeah, I probably just craft it
I'll let loose um
I like how that loose how that loose is like one of those games where I gotta like want to play it very lucky
There'll be 10 stabs over here. It did hear a shot over your limits. Just be careful
I do not like playing stronghold side of the map, there are so many little angles.
They ruined it with the new area, the new expansion however long that they did that
go. I'm trying to, what this building right here you're saying? No, the building in front of us.
That building, the other buildings, they're just so many angles and so many windows. Just impossible
to clear. I feel like it was a little bit more pvp heavy before they added those.
100%. People are just ripping through on foot, but now you're right. People be looking at the
the windows, eating their mayonnaise.
Did you see Nikita tweeted today about how he was like,
how can we make the game less ratty?
Really?
Yeah.
What would you, I mean, what can you do?
Here's the thing.
I mean, there's clearly, there's people who play,
like, you know, the rat lifestyle,
like the snake rats, but there's also like,
individuals who it's like, you know, they heard you.
And so then they're like, well, I'm gonna crouch
down and wait for you to come my way.
Do you consider both to be ratty?
I think those are two different things
Well, me and Trey came to the conclusion earlier because he was like
Saying how they should remove this and that I just think we are at the point where the game is how the game is
And you can't really fix that problem like
No, everything that you've developed for the last six years has turned the player base into playing a certain way
So now if you change that like people are just not gonna want to play
I think the only thing I would say that I think they should remove and I will die on the story
for it is nape wrote an armpit one tab hit boxes like they're terrible for the
game I don't like they're being that random chance I understand people are
big well it's realistic fuck realism beyond realism at this game yeah I
I hate it. Stupid.
Whenever I have, you know...
Third floor.
I just third floor. Play on third floor.
Alright. Let me lead here.
Right to the left, right to the left of the office.
Okay.
Alright.
Exhibit A.
Nope.
Nope.
I let us to our death.
Well, I led us to our death.
I literally looked around and it was too late. He was just right there which is gun pointed.
Shot three bullets and all three hit the exact same spot and the instant killed me. I go the head shot.
No!
I never saw his body like I saw his flashlight, but I never never saw his body
Did he end up swinging on you or was he still there? I don't know
I saw his flashlight and I thought he's he's about to swing, but his flashlight never moved and I just instantly died
Damn, I don't really get it. Uh, he was that he was standing in front of the door right there in the corner when I came around
Fuck yeah, and I saw him and thought it's over for me
I thought I should have I should have made hot to go first
It all it's here for me. Oh
Man
Let's do a quick stab. Let's do it scab the labs card
So, yeah, I don't really know how you fix people playing exactly like what we just saw
Other than an increased TTK, which would ruin the game. So I'm not too sure
No, I'm I'm a hundred percent against higher TTK. I agree
or lower. Whatever the one is, it's quicker.
It'd be lower means you die faster, higher means you take longer to kill you.
I mean the hard thing is too, like you and me and many others have like thousands of hours in
this game. I feel like we've, I mean we know the game so well that I mean they're trying to
and to balance it also for the guy who's gonna play like 100, 200 hours and that's it.
Yeah.
And I think they made that choice.
They made the choice to make the game how it is now when they introduced PVE.
And I'm not against PVE.
I understand that there's plenty of people who play it and that's the only way that
they enjoy playing this game.
I am against it.
Get it out of here.
You don't like it.
Get it out.
I hate it.
I feel like this should have never been a PVE game.
I mean, I get it. I get it. Some of you are like, oh, it's the only time.
But in fact, I just feel like it's, well, I was gonna say it splits the community,
but I mean, the R raids, we're getting in pretty quick right now. So I don't know.
I don't want to yuck anyone's young. Yeah, I hear you.
Choice has already been met. I don't want to, I don't want to yuck their young,
but if Nikita was here right now, that would be my one request.
Yeah.
I got an error so I'm getting in the game again.
Love that for you.
But if you had, if you had Nikita's here and Nikita's like, I'm gonna change things.
What would you, what would you do?
I mean, essentially just what you said, there'd be nothing else.
I don't.
I mean, for me, like this is the best version of the game I've played since I've been playing, right?
Like, other than when I first got introduced, free inertia, free all that, I really enjoyed that.
But I don't think I wouldn't ask for them to revert it.
So I don't really know.
I don't know what I would want for them to change.
I feel like they've already kind of made their bed and now they have to land it.
The same thing with like PvE, if I had a choice, would you introduce PvE?
I'd say no.
Just because again, you're split in the player base.
I think the general consensus now is, is like, everyone who plays this game is sweating their
balls and dick off, y'know?
And uh, not very often where you go in, you just have casual fights, it's like pure
sweat-offs against people min-maxing the fuck out of everything.
But at the same time, that's why people play PvE to stay away from those people.
So, I don't know.
I don't really have an answer.
Alright, I spawned in. I'm by the mark room.
Do you, by chance, have a lab's keycard?
Alright, I'll check it out. Thank you.
I would ask Miss Keita more birds.
More birds you can see.
You can get a strong bird.
I'm gonna shoot you heads right in the head, right here.
One, two, three.
I'm in the cabana area.
Yeah, but you can say the same thing about you.
You don't want to play the regular game because you like everything on easy mode, hence why
you're playing PvE.
It's a double-edged sword.
I understand why you play PvE.
I understand why.
Oh boy.
They don't want you to die either, or you, or whatever the hell.
It was not you.
Like, I get it.
I understand, but also, like, let's say in two months,
something comes out, like, for example, GTA comes out,
and the majority of the player base goes to leave and play that.
I think few times will be longer and, you know,
different stuff.
I can understand both sides.
I really don't give a fuck.
Whatever.
Whatever you want to play, play it.
Your career, no-life gamer, easy-motor's relative, I think you being bad, you're just
justifying it with that you have a job.
There's plenty of people who play this game and have a 9 to 5 who is 10 times better
than me.
20 times better than me.
And you're just saying that to yourself to make you feel good about not being very good
at the game.
I tell you, half of this chat has a fucking job and they still play PvP and they still
absolutely rail motherfuckers like me.
It's not an excuse.
And whenever I first started playing talk all by, I was literally gone for six months
out of the year to play baseball.
I wasn't here every day, yet I still played the regular game and I think I got pretty
good at it. PvE is not easy, man. I mean, 2 plus 2 equals 7. I don't know, I'm not,
can't argue that I'm not going to try
again I'm not trying to get into shit talk PDE is worse than you guys I like I
said oh shit is that near you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah my chat is not
burning. Where the hell were those shots? Let's go get them. Let's go get them. Let's go get them.
No, no last cars.
Whoa, we're going to look over the PNC. Join us. Join us. Join us.
There he is. Get him boys!
Left, left, left. Inconstruction, inconstruction!
Did you go left or right? Which one are you?
He's in construction. He's in construction.
Okay.
I got no eyes, I got no eyes.
I have eyes, I have eyes.
No, no, no, no! It's us, it's us!
I think he extracted out of crane. Fuck!
Oh, I wasn't meeting any cord. Apologies.
All good, all good.
There might be someone in the mark room, potentially, here.
Yeah.
every scav and their brothers out on the basketball courts over there yeah I
think he murdered this guy this guy that guy where we passed you know
weird
Wait, let's see if anyone's in here.
Legs first, legs first.
And we're clear. Go check Mark.
What up, baby?
rough day today I've been getting absolutely slammed
Nothing?
Mmm, nobody amarked.
Damn.
What the hell is everybody?
I think you're right.
One got out at a construction and the other guy was on somewhere this
Distraction yeah
So you got a lives t-car about chance
No, I know every next time every next
What's up?
Are you mad at Trey?
Bro, he's down this spot. I don't know why you would do that.
He's a little goofy guy, man.
He is a little goofy guy, and he's shitting himself right now.
Listen, if you watch Trey, I know you're rich. Shoot me in the leg so I can kill you for a scab, right?
Come on! Help me out, man!
That's a question I didn't shoot you
All right, all right
No, I'm not helping you out. I'm not helping you out. That's messed up. How's it messed up?
I was a messed up. You just did the ooh, you did the ooh that reverse card on me. I
Was rooting for you in the nut bowl, and this is how you treat my man. Hey, did I make you proud?
My boy, my boy.
You kind of sound like an older, better-looking tray.
Yeah, you're not lying.
All right, I think this is a bust, get the hell out of here.
Yeah, he's about 5'3".
There was a few shots far on in this direction, so we might see something, maybe relax room?
Oh, I think he's gonna murder me. I agree.
Hey, you gonna murder me, boss?
you know listen when this guy kills me
as he's going to you better smoke his shit
oh you think he's got that I think he's gonna murder
yeah he's still following you at the tray viewer
he'll for sure kill me no hesitation
you gotta be a sick
fuck to watch track you gotta be sick in the head
gotta be sick in the head oh he was aiming towards you
Was he?
Did you kill him?
No, I just shot by him though.
He's standing there and he's aiming in on you.
You better wiggle.
It had to be a hell of a...
Or at least somebody was.
I'm behind most.
I'm out.
No, I need my scab wrap.
This is what I need for Kappa.
Scab wrap.
And a couple more quests.
I'm dipping, I'm weaving, and I'm out as well.
You know those guys were thinking about it if they linger if there's too much lingering you know
You're staring at me for a little too long. I know what you're contemplating. You're thinking to yourself if I kill him
I'm feel real good
Who knows what key he has with that key probably kept you alive
Yeah, I don't know what key he had either, but whatever it was, thank the good lord that
he had it.
Alright, I'ma bring out the AK-308 again and I hope I get to shoot a bullet with it,
boss.
These will be the time we get into the dorms.
You're gonna be able to shoot many bullets out of it.
You know what?
Fuck dorms.
You want to go to streets?
I'm always down for streets. Let's play some streets man. Maybe that's what we need. Maybe we just need
Play a little bit. Let's do it. Let's do a nice long streets run here. Cool. What do you need? Really seek it in?
Okay, streets. Oh man. I don't think I have to do any of these, but we've got mark the LADs
Gonna bring some markers
Tain the data at Concordia residential complex
find the proper friend find the broadcast. I mean, I got, I got a ton of stuff on streets.
Well, you just let me know what we're doing where we're going to on it.
We are, you know what we're going to kill stuff. I'm going to wear the bomber beanie
in the reserve sunglasses and kill sniper scabs.
And.
Let's see here.
The music gathering spot.
Is that the, um, is that up on the bridge?
Ah, if I knew, I tell you, I have no idea.
And we think it is.
So we got to go up top two.
Okay.
And we got to extract through flair.
we've got I've got a lot. Okay. It's almost too much to say at all.
It said I had this this site, but I'm not saying it.
There she is.
All right. Give me a little second here. I got to do some work.
You're all good. Put some stuff together.
No rush, boss.
No rush. I'm just gonna have the queue ready. Join in whenever you're ready. Okay. Yep. Yep. I'll be there shortly.
Yeah. Never thought there'd be a world where I'm playing streets because customs is too ready.
What a world we're living in.
Of all places.
Of all places. Streets is where I feel like I get the best PVP.
Actually, you know where has been literally the best PVP this wife for me. It's not even close
shoreline
Shoreline shoreline has been the absolute best PVP that I am getting on a consistent basis the resort on
Shoreline, it's not even close
Shoreline this wife
I mean, I like shoreline, but it's just it's been I I mean there's PvP, but it's just been spicy every time I go there
Too much spice
Too much spice. It's getting in my eyes
It's like I feel like every time I've gone there it's been a little too hot. Oh
Hold on hold on. Okay now I'm good
.
.
Nick and Tim are coming back to school on Wednesday. Wednesday, they will be back in class.
I only save you Wednesday, no, they had to push it back, Nick is still, uh, sorry,
have some text was a saying. Oh Nick has something that came up and I think Tim just
wants to play if Nick is playing so it makes them feel a little bit better I
don't know but Tim is gonna be playing with Nick and myself on Wednesday. No
Sir Detroit, done for the month.
Load guys, Uggie, Slim, Merc and Big Stick. Thank you guys.
Look at Petit today, thank you.
La la la la.
Alright, what are you doing here?
I forget.
We're...
Marked Room.
Marked Room, okay.
Marked Room and PvP.
That's all I care about.
and escaping and living
the guy ran right to the left two guys they're gonna go up on this corner yep yep i'm ready
they're here i hear them
they are right there right and left both no idea where they are specifically but I know
they're here you're alive yep you haven't done the love lemon I just don't
get to play the game
guys don't get to play just dying on
repeat man I legitimately don't get to
play the game
time is at 6 30 yeah I think I'm gonna end it there I am not having a fun time I'm
getting instantly headshot it no one's moving everyone's just sitting on corner
yo lemon I'm ending it there I cannot continue to play this game when all I'm
running in is people sitting on corners not moving in one tap of me I'm done I
hear ya hey thanks for running me through some tasks earlier that's a
lily bro and good luck I hope you have better asking the solo queue I
I appreciate it man. Have a good night. All right, later dude. I
Am done man first bullet SP five to that chat GG's man. Honestly great day
frustrating day, but a great day. I had a lot of fun
It was a good time. I just again when the game starts being like this. I just don't I don't it's not fun
It's not fun to play when it's like this
We're gonna be playing to get later tonight with peanut at around 8 p.m.
So I'll be jumping back on playing some offline and I want to kind of get a little break and go and chill before then so
I'll jump on with P and we'll play some games then but
Yeah, I appreciate you guys man. Thank you all so much for chill today, dude. Thank you all so much for hanging out
I'm gonna go relax and I will be back tonight. Bunch of love everybody