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TACO TUESDAY | FEELING CUTE MIGHT RESET MY ACCOUNT MID RAID LIKE TREY24K DID YESTERDAY !allergies !modifiers !disability
08-18-2026 · 8h 01m
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I'm that hurricane turning
Feeling like a polar bear burning
What are we gonna do?
I'm that fake smile gleaming
Yeah, I'm the lie that you choose to believe in
Guess the truth kinda lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a loving lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick
Oh, my God!
My God!
Somewhere I'm stupid and I ain't been my right side to see
Some will just be your worries
Some won't reach you back on me
Resting on the side of the rest of the ride
You win for me
It's gonna take a few more
It ain't me! It ain't me!
I have to send this job down, down, down!
It ain't me! It ain't me!
I have to vote in one!
The folks of our own may need to wear the blackness
To the left and right
To the left
To the left
To the right
To the left
To the left
To the left
To the left
Oh
Here maybe along the oh you liar
three big balls
look at all your friends
you got a big dick
restaurant hogan's hang out
can you sing?
oh yeah i can a little bit
you can sing
yeah
yeah rippley's mom
she's very great
when you're in a five mile radius of her
you can smell that pussy steak
oh yeah that steak
How you gonna do it if you really don't want to dance by standing on the wall?
Get your back up, up, up.
I heard it all about music.
Get down on it.
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I say people move.
Fight!
And what you're gonna do?
You've got to get a hold of the mood!
I just ran out of toilet paper,
And I'm still mid-dirty dude,
What should I do?
Fight the string!
Hahahaha!
First-rate!
Hahahaha!
Crowd!
And the morning!
Just a bit in line!
Good morning!
Good morning, good morning, good morning everybody, hello, hello.
Good morning, good morning, good morning, my wife just brought me coffee and had to listen
to me scream for the past 13 seconds.
I love you.
I love you, bitch.
Hey baby.
Good morning.
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.
Good morning. How's everybody doing? How's everybody's morning gone?
Well, don't be ass with my Hispanic friends and couldn't talk to my Germans. Good morning.
Good morning, good morning, good morning. We gotta learn different good mornings.
All I got is just the Germans and the Spanish.
I ain't learning the French. Fuck the French.
What's another one I could say? Any other,
any other countries in here? What's a, how do I say it?
Is Konichiwa? Good morning?
Scouse?
Scouse.
I got to be careful. I'm about to say a slur on accident. And if I get careful for saying
a slur on accident, I'm going to be pissed. Not this time. Good day. See, I just say
good day. You just basically talk in English. I'll learn some more. I'll learn some more.
I'll talk to grok tonight.
Don't give me.
Don't give me straight.
He'll give me all figured out.
I can see.
That gav was doing something last night because all of my
alerts say replayed.
He was doing something.
Something's changed.
I don't know what has changed, but something has changed.
I don't know.
I don't know.
you're gonna be playing war dogs beta this weekend I am I am yes I am hopefully
if I can get an invite I would I would have been down I would be down I would
be down I would be down but do we want to see we would see we would see what
Happy we will see what they happen. Yeah, y'all want to watch clips today or no?
Anything happened last night worth a clip worthy
Not thank y'all
Joe Rogan died, why does everybody say that every day I don't even think it's a meme at this point
Okay, we'll watch some clips. Just a few. If they start sucking, we're done. You got a short leash.
Pup Q is open. Push the clips in the chat. Push clips. Pup Q is open. Push clips.
Okay, I don't know what the fuck that first clip is. Looks interesting.
What you looking for to eat today? You mean it boss you swear no oh alright okay
let's watch some clips
yeah I'm gonna be friends don't kill me don't betray me
I'm gonna truth probably don't betray me, you know you love me. You know you love me. You know
Oh
MET THE PEDMUNS, FUCK YOUR HANDS!
DON'T FIGHT ON STONES!
SHUT UP, YOU DISTURBING!
GET OUT!
GET OUT OF WON'T YOU LATE!
PLEASE, YOU DISTURB ME OF THE DISTURBING PLANS!
GET OUT!
PLEASE, YOU DISTURB ME OF THE DISTURBING PLANS!
GOD, GOD, GOD!
Jesus, what the fuck happened last night?
Oh
Wait, that's an ad. That's an ad. What is that?
Sidechain. Added. Added!
a big point round I need to make friends with people who suck at video games what what am I doing
playing with clokey world fuck it fortnight at and t two champion sweeper bird peanut what the
What the fuck am I doing?
But your time hurt me.
What the fuck am I doing with my life?
What the fuck were they playing last night?
So he did some deep diving.
Aladdin was one of the 9-11 pilots?
I can show you the world trade centers.
Wow.
How old are you, Orhan?
I'm 33 years old.
the end did you serve in the Turkish military at 18 no you can get out of it
how did you get out of it there's two ways to get out of it one you have to be
gay and prove it
here's the thing like why I never joined the military
that's not how it is no no no I am straight no no here's what I'm the only
straight person here
okay listen if you're gay you have to send them tape because they want
proof video. They actually do. This is true. I'm not making this up. I'm not a screener.
Wow. But blowjobs don't count, which some people send blowjob videos and still went.
So the other way, the other way is you have to work in America for three years. That's
what I did. I did shitty jobs. So one way of getting out of the military is sending
a video of a man absolutely buttfucking you. And the other option is going to the greatest
country on planet earth and making money and working for three years because they figured like
corporate America also makes your little yay big
A trick to a great iced coffee is all in the way that you pour
Then add a little caramel and enjoy
Check this out
Fuck you know a clay pigeon launcher. Yes, he shoots the pigeons at himself and then shoots them with a pistol
He doesn't so consistently in his videos that like it's like lost its luster
So he's like a and I gotta step it up
He rigged up a paintball gun and shot paintballs at himself and managed to shoot a fucking paintball that was coming at him with a
9mm
Is that real?
Is that real holy shit?
No listen I understand y'all like car clips. I don't want to watch a car
At 937 in the fucking morning
Oh, well listen to Pete at scream at the top of his lungs
Oh God! Oh my God!
This is a weird one, explain this. Can McDonald's cure baldness?
Yeah, the weird and wonderful headlines we find.
Now this actually comes from Japanese scientists who successfully were able to regrow hay on bald mice.
Right.
And what they did, they created a mixture of mouse skin cells, mouse stem cells.
Stem cells are primitive cells that can develop into any other tissues and also human stem cells
And they combine them with a chemical called dimethyl polysoroxane, which is found in McDonald's French fries
Know what I'm eating later
What is the point of multiple?
I know I'm missing something.
To do like four counts.
To do a gun challenge account.
To cheat account.
Word.
Word.
Be safe and bombs rule.
Be safe and BOMBS WOOOOOO!
🎵
I got pulled over by cops and they thought I was undercover
Oh yeah?
The cops in?
The cops thought I was an undercover cop so they were like
pull over we gotta chat
I looked like a cop that much
They pulled me over and I was like what the f**k did I do wrong?
You were probably dressed like a kid who went to high school to buy drugs, so...
Just for real.
They pulled me over and the guy goes,
three, six, nine,
and I was like,
damn, things fine.
I thought he said,
I swear to God.
Aw, there's no way,
there's no way, stop it.
There's no way,
stop it, stop it, stop it.
We're just making shit up.
Nah, you might win, bro.
I don't trust your teammate, dude.
I think Pee will shock ya.
Your team and with the worst part of the trail mix.
I hit him. I hit P with that last night. I hit P with that last night. I hit P with that last night. Y'all got to clip it and sit at the train.
Wait, Starfords said I've been scammed. Wait, what?
Starfords gives you 20 subs to kill me, but you don't have to.
the most
uh i either got sniped from dome or there's a guy in the far night using a scavenger
i died in the top room
I am the Abomination, I am Death Incarnate, Ashina, Rokino, Serena, Rimi, Reina, Shoshima,
I am the one who guards the bridge.
You have to fight me to pass.
Ha ha!
Come on now.
Ha ha!
One by one, I'm gonna take you out of here.
Dr. Bob?
Yes.
O negative blood.
Okay.
It's extremely valuable.
You all right?
I paid you for it.
Okay.
One free ticket.
You can fight them, but I want to pass.
All right, it's a, bring it over here.
I'm not gonna be fooled by you.
Ah!
What the hell are you guys doing?
They are in the tower.
Okay, you guys on.
Yeah, yeah, there.
I see him.
He's looking over to the left.
You can see him moving.
Enemy down.
Yeah, that's good.
My shot.
Right down.
On top, on top, right.
Get him in the head.
Dead.
Nice.
You're zeroing.
That's all I know.
No, I'm just aiming top of head.
Alright, let's reposition, guys.
Should we go for the hot zone or the tower?
Yeah, I don't see anyone on the other tower.
Yeah, let's push up to our seat.
anyone on the other side yeah let's push up to our team on the left power yeah
sounds good there watching your pink yeah yeah got him right corner
the little C-Ram he's out he's out
oh my god Tom that's 500 meters starts a bottom notch on the sky
Boom!
Oh my god!
Push, push, push!
Get on the gun!
I'm not playing with loads of men!
Oh my god!
I've got two, I've got two!
You left your head, huh?
Worrying all about us!
I killed one!
Nice, easy!
Look at that!
I'm going well!
Where is your resin?
There's...
High-five!
Oh look at that kill feed!
Tommy pulls him massive!
Oh my god!
OOOOOOOOH!
That's going into the beginning of the video!
It's not over yet!
We've just destroyed the building!
Oh yeah!
Look at that! Destruction!
They're in the doorway!
In the middle!
Sending it!
Oh!
Oh my god what the hell?
Fall in the road and I'm a full vehicle!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Oh no they're all spotted already!
I mean such big shoveling!
I'm pinned! It's not going anywhere!
Don't let him get it!
You can shoot me where you want!
The glass is impenetrable!
Uh oh!
Impenetrable!
Oh my, my, my, my!
Subscribe to Tom and Grover today!
My turn. What is this charge?
Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
Oh!
What was it before you were doing the fart sound in the middle of the battle?
You doing your sambor through the mic?
No?
Terrible.
My Tom and Grover.
Oh hey, how'd you know it was me?
GAMERS, how do I possibly summarise 34 hours of game time in just 3 days?
That was the length of the most recent WarDocs closed alpha, which should tell you just how
much fun I was having while let's do this.
Let's do this.
Oh no!
I was just like, let's do this, crash.
The timing.
They ended the test right on time.
Dude, the moment the clock strikes.
Even putting content brain aside speaking only as a gamer, nothing compares to the experience
I had during that playtest, so I'm gonna do my best to explain why before we get into
the gameplay.
Everyone's comparing this game to Battlefield and armour, but honestly after what I've played
a Planetside 2 might actually be the closest.
So let's start with the game mode.
War Dogs puts you on one of three teams of 33 players, and after selecting your
team your objective is simple.
Stay within the control zone at the centre of the map and eliminate opposing factions
to game control. Match points are awarded to the faction in control of the zone when
the tick bar fills positioned below the minimap. I'm sure you've all played King of the Hill
in at least one video game, so you should have a basic understanding of how the mode
works and matches can last well over an hour, so if you're looking to wrap things up quickly,
you need to be occupying the hot zone. A moving sub-zone within the larger control
zone where players count as double towards their overall team count, increasing the
speed of your team's capture possession and serving as the game's most competitive
point of interest. While not crucial to your success, it's worth mentioning the drill towers
scattered around the zone, which if your team occupies, allows you to pull the hot zone directly
towards the tower of your choosing.
Yo, that's cool.
You would die taking this waterfall and people show up.
That's where you're mistaken, boy. We brought an army.
You dare to stand and stand and pose a big look at you.
Ha ha ha! Hello? Ow, you shooting me!
Release me!
Shuck him off.
My fort.
Your fort belongs to us now.
Oh, that's an aggressive maneuver.
Er, crashing?
Yep.
That's good, is it?
Oh my god, he set the car on arms off, that's sick.
Oh yeah!
Now, what makes War Dogs really interesting is the underlying persistent economy, with
profits at the end of each game being banked into the player's account to spend in the
next match.
And roles aren't defined in War Dogs, instead you'll earn XP for the respective playstyle
which unlocks you items for that specific role.
But you can mix and match these items to your heart's content.
If you're down bad, you don't have to buy anything.
You could just loot, fall, and players or claim a free weapon.
But don't worry, because earning money is easy so long as you're a helpful member of society.
Everything you do to help your team will earn you cash.
Got him?
Oh my goodness!
So here's a few examples.
Drive a spawn vehicle all the way into battle so your teammates can redeploy.
You'll earn money every time they spawn, as well as bonuses if they survive.
You have to spend money to make money, so purchasing medical equipment to keep your team in the fight is a great return on investment.
Nice quick revive, good.
And that's the down player.
You can even place bribes to motivate your teammates to actually revive you.
No way that worked!
I got you, don't go down the block!
You'll earn money for dropping off teammates safely in the control zone,
and if you're lucky, they might just tip you for getting them there in one piece.
They're far from the market!
Oh, yeah!
One of my personal favourites is building a forward operating base from scratch,
or capturing an enemy FOB and keeping it for ourselves.
You actually did it?
Yeah.
Really?
Get crazy money.
2.5k for that.
Ooh, and if running logistics is more your thing, you can make it your whole identity.
My little birds around are fuel, and I don't think I'm making it.
So that's death.
AHHHH!
Simply purchase a transport vehicle from the vendor at your spawn,
and you can fill it with all kinds of items.
Remember, you control the price of those items and your potential gains.
Whatever you buy, though, won't get returned, so try to be fair.
And if, like me, you're a hot-ass enjoyer, I'm in a whole-ass enjoyer,
The game has native support, which I was really happy about.
You'll earn cash for every success with delivery and each item solved within.
That's really fucking cool!
Now, as for the hot zone I mentioned earlier,
any team play actions performed inside it will earn you double the money.
Got him!
Oh!
Honestly, building in this game is really fun
and I can spend a whole round doing it because the payout is so good.
It's a little Heska Tower?
Yeah.
What's cool with the templates too?
You can just remove pieces entirely.
Whoa!
Could you add a wall as well?
Yeah, you can.
Cool.
The building is a lot more in-depth than you'd expect in a game like this.
I have one bullet left.
Why is this bush talking to me?
Uh, Tom?
Uh-huh.
Dave, you don't like your fob.
What the f-
Oh, it's me!
Oh my god, I was on you, dude!
Let me patch you up.
Hello, Rough.
Get it, I think, hit me directly.
Have you tried the mortar yet, Drew?
I have not.
Oh, you're gonna love this.
Yippee!
Basically, imagine Sniper Elite bullet time in a mortar.
Oh, that's terrifying.
Whoa!
Something insane is that.
Yeah, it's a cool animation.
Definitely cheesy.
Yeah.
Like no need for spotter at all.
Wait till you get hit from two kilometers away by an artillery tank.
David, jack me off!
Jarvis, suck this man!
See, you got this.
Never had me doubted.
Thanks, man
Appreciate it safe journey back to base
Oh, he's so nearly got off EG surprise mother lover
All right, let me live this guy. What do you have?
You will nice about sorry Wally I do love the fact they've enabled proximity China scheme and I love even more
I love that as well.
I love that as well.
You can continue the conversation.
I'm here to tell you about your car's extended warranty!
I'm just looking for a copy of something you can't write.
Haha!
Yeah, this game's peak.
Oh my god, it's so good.
I love that.
When I first heard about War Dogs, I thought it would be a bit more creative about it.
That gives me like, our greater vibes.
Pulling too much from its inspirations and not standing out on its own, but
it's not trying to be the next big nilson.
It's also not trying to be another run and gun arcade shooter.
Instead, it sits right in the middle, realistic enough where things like weapon control and accuracy actually matter,
but accessible enough that you can jump into a match and have fun.
You're worried about slurs, you're worried about the role.
You're not making a military manual beside you.
And that's the game's greatest strength.
Oh my god, you said a word after he died, I can't believe it!
Weapons don't feel like laser beams, where you can just hold the trigger and expect every round to land exactly where you're aiming.
At the same time, you're not fighting the gun so much that you forget who your enemy is.
You also don't have unlimited ammo, so it's in your best interest to make sure those bullets land.
Oh my god the jump shot. You'll see players try to abuse movement like that occasionally, but it's really not that kind of game.
War Dogs has a lot of weight behind it, I'd say, where animations feel pretty slow and positioning is your best ally.
He's trying to drag his teammate behind cover.
There's a seamlessness that you'll feel when you play War Dogs for the first time.
first time. Everything connects together so naturally that instead of thinking about the
mechanics themselves, you just play the video game. Isn't that refreshing to hear?
I definitely have some concerns about War Dogs, but I don't want to nitpick the crap
out of this game whilst it's in Early Access. You know, there were a few bugs here and there,
but overall, and I think a lot of people that played the game would agree, this
is easily the most polished Early Access game I've played in years.
It's not a totally hog-free experience, and the relentless artillery fire from across
the map definitely got tiresome after a while.
I just built that yes it was satisfying to hunt them down but having to do so every single match raised a few red flags
Yeah, I can already see how someone's shooting a rocket that one tabs me from across the map and getting that sniper
Whatever that game sniper elite like camera behind it. So there's
Incredible precision. I mean look
King shadow five or four kills with with a rocket across the map
no risk that I could see from me just getting sniped by some little cocksucker
across the map with something that I cannot defend I can see how that's gonna
be annoying they said a complaint like that feels like nitpicking when 99% of
the experience was positive yeah I'm not being paid by war dogs to produce a
high quality glaze filled video I was just surprised by what I played you
know I didn't want to believe the hype it's one thing for developers to
tell you how they're game plays when it can be a totally different
The experience once players get their hands on it.
Very true.
And I'm happy to report that's not the case here.
What they've advertised is exactly what you're getting.
So that would be my recommendation to you if you've watched any War Dogs gameplay and
thought, oh yeah this game might be for me, then it is for you.
And if you're still unsure, then I'm about to show you some gameplay from our very
first match so you can understand how War Dogs plays out.
And so much footage is left on the cutting room floor with this video, but I figured
it'd be easier to understand if you're learning with me and the boys.
You put a Hesco bag on my gun.
I did, yes.
I'm joined by Jack Franks will from work and study in this one so drop a like for the algorithm
It really helps me out subscribe if you haven't and help me hit that 1 million milestone, and I'll catch you legends in the next one
I could unlock armor, but it cost me 10k
And I want to buy the only thing that I am concerned with after watching this is the mortar stuff and
Bro for me personally I
very much struggle with continued fun in a game that is
so large scale because and I haven't played War Dogs. I didn't play any of the closed
alphas or betas or whatever the fuck they're calling them. But I just don't know. This is
a statement out of pure not having any knowledge about it. With there being so many people
on the field, I just like 32 versus 32 versus 32. I don't know how one person truly
makes like a difference in the battle now there could be a hundred percent like one person
can make a difference right but it's just like I don't know that's the only thing I'm
looking at right now and going I don't know about that.
You're going to get a helicopter's on?
Yeah there's a new recruit discount so I can buy for 3k.
Where is it?
Unlocked.
But at the same time fuck my team it doesn't matter because as long as I'm killing and
making money I shouldn't care right?
81 months one of the longest subs in the entire channel. I love you. Thank you, bro. Appreciate the support
How many years is that where's 81 divided by 12?
What is that
Almost seven years you've been here, bro
You want to fuck me just tell me all aboard lights. I love you. Thank you for the 81 months. Oh gee
You on appreciate just your interact keys though. I'm in now. Okay. I'm nervous
Boys are back in town. How do I take off three people in the front? That's nice
Well, every passenger wants to hear you on the first border early. So what is CZ stand for capture zone? Yes
Yeah, okay. Yeah, you see the little yellow circle will inside it. That's the head zone you get double points in there
So if you headshot someone they can't be revived. All right, uh, no, they just don't get a kill
Okay, cool. Hmm. I thought it was like lights out look out beautiful. The map is
Left side
Oh my god, the hell is a heavy in this game
What a great start to War Dogs.
What a great start.
How much money did you lose to that?
13 bucks.
Oh my god.
I don't think the burden would be so heavy.
Can you team that?
Yes.
Okay, why did he say, I didn't know it was going to be so heavy and pond and the chat
Hudge POV what the fuck does that mean?
Lost shots on one of them a good dragon
Great dragon on the stairs here start if you guys on that remember to pack your bags remember to pack your max
Yeah, I'm good. You don't need to brush this. It's pretty time for me like literally like minutes one time or is it?
I'm going to rethink my thoughts to assist triage someone suppresses you
might be able to rest me I'll be humble to suppress let me try and get you
well in there on the roof I'll drag you boy
in a few times I can't be I love I love this dragon mechanic
I
Do the the bodies ragdolling as well as a good
Listen man when it comes to these games that have been super early access and like
like you can't look at the my new things like a revive animation, but that's just not fair
to the game, you know. And the last thing I want to do is is have people just shit on
a game. I'm not saying you should on the game. I'm just speaking very broadly here because
of little things like that doesn't look right, or that's not perfect. It's like, bro, do
you not see everything else? The logs, the car, the gunplay, the rockets, the fucking
Halley's like well I am glad to see a game where yeah the revive mechanics aren't the
greatest but everything else is also really really cool so fuck the revive
mechanic who gives a shit all of the important stuff is good fuck literally
everything else yeah they are behind
He's on the fence he's on the fence stop accepting less than perfect
The Essex guy you're be still alive
I think that's E sex
Ah, E-Sex.
That's just called an S-Sex, yeah?
I think that's E-Sex.
That's just called an S-Sex.
S-Sex, yeah.
That's it.
He's starting to fire.
I'm going to come out for a start.
Yeah, yeah, I'm coming for you.
It's next to what he underneath.
Well, it's, uh...
Yeah, it's going to be difficult.
It's going to pack up.
Okay.
Reloading.
Um, not totally.
It's going to stay on the ground as long.
It's going to stay exactly on the tree.
Eyes.
Oh, he literally waited.
Turn me down.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
This game's going to be radious.
Fuck.
is mental to that minus 30,000 this game is gonna be ready is lost okay yeah my
total cash is right yeah yeah by the way I think what we should do take two
mags and then take ammo yeah because otherwise 100% you end up with just
three mags that you can't work with because you can't work out it got supposedly
is the playtest this weekend maybe I don't know I need to lose this guy
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Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, right here, right here
Got him, got him, got him
Huge, good shot
Crazy start
I can see a guy right there
The looting looks a little odd
Eyes
Enemy down, enemy down, enemy down
There's more, there's more
Squad behind him
Nobody has helmets right now
Let's take the tower, shall we?
I love the bullets hitting the ground
Coming up
The sand popping up
Move for the rest
Dammit, they're still there in the woods.
That's a hail man.
Yeah, the graphics do look really cool.
I like how it didn't go uber realism,
but realistic enough to like appeal.
I like it.
We can capture the tower as well.
Like it's arcane enough to make it feel like it's a game,
but it's realistic enough to look really cool.
For like a temporary period of time,
so you score lots of points.
Yeah, we're going to play talk on pretty soon.
I'm just, I, this video got a lot of attention.
I mean, so we can try.
I've got smokes.
Yeah, we're going to move.
Lemon pies are arriving me.
Yeah, it's a gunplay knife.
I feel this random guy.
Someone's trying to get down.
It's actually his name.
We're gonna get shot a lot here.
I don't like this place.
I'm in a safe spot by at the bottom floor.
If you guys come down here.
Jack's getting worked on.
You're heading down each other at all.
Heading straight down.
This guy's rubbing Jack in the corner.
You guys ready to run across the open?
Two bandages here.
Yeah, this is gonna be crazy.
I'm patching you up, mate.
I'm patching you up.
Oh, thanks for that.
Teamwork.
Look at that.
Just a little tip for us.
Just a little tip.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Are we ready?
There we go. Now, Jack's giving Willys a little tip.
I don't know if this game is PC-only.
What I can tell you is from the looks of it, it's very console.
It could be played on console very easy. It looks like...
Here's my idea, guys. I'm going to smoke off the tower, maybe.
Is that your smoke?
It's just a matter of if a console can run it.
Yeah, I know it's PC-only right now,
but what I'm saying is, is there a world where they can't bring this type of game to console? I think so.
Oh, shit. I'm out of bullets.
enemy down close another one further down hill south west
got him push him back push him back
push up from the tower I think
towards the south
don't see additional revive in jack and I'll go with your mag
okay
jack needs tar ammo if you have extra
don't play until you're all ready
yeah that's what I'm saying
I can see that this game
yeah we need to pull out bigger bags and defense
careful we could have you
I'm not getting shot at yet so
mic dropped back
is it g2's maging
you should have picked up your reserve as well
the one that swaps out
is it g2 grenade
And we can loot the this there's two bodies to loot here if you don't leave them. It's way down the road
There's definitely a guy. He's gonna. Shoot us when we push water. Yeah. Yeah
I can see all of us neck Tim me pee and everybody folksy all playing the shit out of this game
I can see it. Let's kill this check that back. Is it one? Yeah, dude. I gotta tell folks
He's gonna be like a multi-billionaire in this game. I already know it
The Rom in a pile on yeah, let's move
Should we put a bribe out sir?
Careful of the right downhill
I don't see anyone
Probably treeline pilot
Is it on the big rock, big rock?
Otherwise
I hear shots to your left slightly towards us, side to left
Hey, shot me
Don't see this
I marked it
It's behind the foliage
Vehicle, getting shot on the hills, sniper
No!
Please
We're in front of the bribe out
We've got no bandages
Try and lay low, maybe somewhere if you just chill
Just wait for it to come. I hear a guy on my body. Yeah, I've got three under my body now. Okay. I'm gonna have to wait
Oh, man. Those bushes not moving when he's going through it is a scary thing to look at. It's sorry for killing you
500 bribe there mate little res we part as friends
You try to get him to revive you
Little of us possible. 500 dollar bribe
Just res me. Hang on he comes
Immediately kill him
No bandages to my name. All righty. I'm gonna say something. I
I feel like there should be a finish function if I knock somebody I should be
able to take a knife out of my pocket and slit that motherfuckers throat so we
can't get revived. Try and make this push, what's his loot in you?
They're on our bodies, Tullo.
Copy.
Scratch one, oh my god the screams.
That was the guy. Yeah yeah there's more around me though.
That was the guy that killed us. Green team was stomping us by the way.
I couldn't find the rest, it wasn't Tullo.
That was me, I just got a kill.
Really? Yeah. Yes.
Well, they've got the tower that way we're rotten. They're all over it.
Okay, dragon will out the way.
It's like, let's say a team progresses across the map.
You make a good player as a solo, you kill three of them.
But then that one extra guy gets you as you're looting their bodies.
It's just encouraging people to rat the loot.
Like, oh, you killed my teammate.
I'm gonna sit up on a hill for the next two fucking hours
until you decide to go and loot that body.
And then I'm gonna snipe you and revive.
And I can turn myself into five of me and continue marching across the battlefield.
But it will encourage that guy pushing a little bit faster if you can walk up to that set of a gun and just...
...
... you know?
What are you doing?
Well, that's what you're paying me.
You can't up your bribe and then revoke it when someone actually starts the res.
It's an enemy.
Are you different than good at your heart though, anyway?
So?
That's the point of the...
You can't forget your heart.
That's the point of the bribe where there's you like dude. My life is worth saving better. I've been in absolute combat medic
Dude, right?
Thank you
Yeah, I appreciate it. What do you need?
So good. I've got bandies. Okay, you know I'm and these
Yeah, I don't like opposition
Hate opposition. I see well listen. I I've watched enough of this. This looks sick. I'm excited. This looks
Looks really cool. Looks really really really really really cool. Looks awesome.
Um, is there anything else I care about watching right now? I've seen a lot of this, the bodycam game.
We played this before. Supposedly they got a crazy trench update.
Welcome everyone. Today we're taking a look at part of what we've been building for our next
update. Locked and loaded, releasing September 2nd. And what you're about to see is over a
year's worth of work. And in this devlog, we'll focus on animations, loadouts, UI, and gadgets.
So let's get right into it.
I mean guys you're about to if you if you've never seen this before this is a game that's
POV looks like body cam footage and it's one of the most realistic looking games it's not
the most realistic looking game out on the market it is absolutely insane we've played
it before it is bro it gave me like motion sickness but it's insane alright so most
FPS games play animations the exact same way.
Same reload, same timing, and it makes the same result
no matter what's happening.
But in real life, it just doesn't work like that.
We ask ourselves a very simple question.
What would your body actually feel in that situation?
If you're calm, everything is under control.
Your breathing is steady,
and your hands are really stable.
But when things go wrong,
When you're getting shot at, when you're injured, when you're just simply trying to stay alive,
your hands, they start to shake.
All of these elements together are here to make you feel the pressure your character
is really going through.
This game is 100% going to be banned in China, no doubt.
Directly affects how you reload reloading under pressure is completely different from reloading when you're safe
So it built two entirely different states called
and stressed
Same weapon different behavior, and we didn't stop there inside
Calm reloads
It's not against us. This is this is a legitimate video game. No people are this is a game
This is a game. There's no difference in playing Tarkov. It just looks fucking insane
Several stress reloads
Different timings different movements. No, it's not VR. So it never feels repetitive
And this philosophy doesn't only apply to magazine reloads. It applies to every single weapon
Take a shotgun even something as simple as inserting a shell has multiple calm variations
Dude, they got calm
And those same movements become rushed with less precision and less control
The same goes for both action rifles loading individual rounds also has multiple calm variations
Yeah, that's under stress your character can struggle with a round or fumble it before loading it even operating the bulk itself has several calm variations
Under pressure your hand can slip on the bull you lose your grip grab it again
and finally chamber the next round the more stressed you are the more your
weapon will reflect that to revolver presented us with a very different
challenge most games handle it the same way press reload dump every round insert
a speedloader and you're done one animation no matter how many rounds you
fired so we decided to do it differently every possible reload has its own
animation. Fire one shot, replace one down. Dude, the kills look like you're
sprained. You replace three. Up to the cylinder and you're reloading all eight
rounds. Every single sequence has its own timing, its own movements, and its own
duration. Because that's how a real revolver works, but it also changes the
way you play because now for the first time, reloading a revolver isn't the
same decision all the time. Replacing one round is much faster than replacing eight, so now you better
think before you reload. Every animation starts with a reference. First, our creative director Leo
records the movement in real life. That reference is then sent to Tatt Brandon, who then recreates
the motion and brings it to life through animation. And finally, the in-game result.
This has taken weeks worth of work, sometimes more than a month for one single weapon.
And even with all of that, we've added procedural positioning.
Your weapon is never held exactly the same way, slightly higher, slightly lower, slightly off-center.
Every reload feels unique.
Since the very beginning of bodycam and even before bodycam existed, we've been obsessed
with ragdolls. They've been one of the most advanced systems in the project and one of
the most appreciated by the community. But despite everything we had built, we felt something
was still missing. So for years, we experimented with different approaches and mostly didn't
fail time and time again. And that's because balancing a body in real time is one of the
most difficult challenges in procedural physics. The terrain, the slope, the velocity,
The impact, the damage, and the location of every bullet landing on the player matters.
And after years of research and development, he finally found a solution.
The stumbling system.
A fully procedural, self-balancing system with no animations, no scripted sequences,
and the character dynamically tries to stay on his feet before collapsing.
It only happens in situations where the body could still realistically react,
after non-lethal gunshots, shrapnel impacts,
knife wounds, or any trauma severe enough
to affect the balance, but not severe enough
to instantly incapacitate.
Among all the technologies we've developed for Bodycam,
this is probably the one we're most proud of.
Because in a game filled with complex systems,
the hardest thing we ever built
was teaching a character how to put one foot
in front of the other.
Realism in body cam goes beyond animations.
It's also about how your body exists inside of the game.
In most FPS games, your arms are locked and rigged straight to the camera.
So no matter where you look, everything follows.
It's like your body just doesn't really exist.
So we wanted to create something closer to real life.
So we built what we call the true body system.
body is fully simulated and your camera is no longer driving it. It's just your point of view,
so that means you can look anywhere. Well your character keeps doing the action and this changes
gameplay entirely because now if you want to check your magazine you actually have to look at it
and if you don't well you'll simply miss it. A big part of immersion comes from the fine
small details. So we studied real body cam footage based on how the camera moves when you
walk, run, or suddenly change direction. We took these ideas, and we rebuilt our entire
camera system around it so it feels entirely physical.
Because of body cam, the camera's not just your point of view, it's a real object attached to
your character. So when you respawn, your character turns it on. Oh yeah, it's, you get so much
The flash motion sickness from the skin is disgusting.
Adjustments happen and under extreme stress after long firing sequences these small adjustments can turn into real hand fatigue
And that same idea extends to your weapon setup because stability depends on your loadout
That's where weapon customization comes in you can now modify almost every single part of your weapon
I'm talking about barrels stocks grips magazines some parts unlock others
You want a sight on your AK? You need a rail first, just like in real life.
And every part affects how your weapon behaves.
A compact weapon is fast, but harder to control.
A heavier weapon is slower, but more stable.
You can even change how you aim. Use your main sight, or switch to a secondary one on the side.
Or, aim completely without optics.
One of the biggest dilemmas in first-person shooters is how to achieve magnification in
weapon optics.
These days, almost every game relies on one of two techniques.
The first and most common is simply by zooming the player's camera.
It's fast and extremely performant, but it's not at all how optics work in the real
world.
The second one, mostly used in tactical shooters, is a picture-in-picture rendering.
The game renders the entire world a second time from the optics point of view.
This comes at a massive performance cost that can heavily reduce frame rate,
make aiming feel much more rigid, and also cause bad quality optic view.
That's why Bodycam originally didn't feature magnified scopes.
Like many other studios, we believe that this performance shut off was simply unavoidable.
But Bodycam is built around realism, and we simply couldn't settle for a compromise.
So after months of research, experimentation, and optimization,
We finally found a solution.
We found a way to extend Unreal Engine's rendering pipeline
and create a new shading technique that delivers the realism of true picture-in-picture scopes
at a massively reduced performance cost and crystal-clear quality inside the lens.
Combine all of that with the work of our new advanced optic shader
featuring realistic glass, reticle distortions, reflections, and dynamic lighting.
Lighting.
Bodycams optics are now closer than ever to their real world counterparts.
Again, pushing the limits of how realistic a game can truly be.
And now, you're no longer stuck with random weapons.
You can choose everything and create as many loadouts as you want.
Each one built exactly for your own playstyle.
This update is also expanding Bodycams arsenal.
Because alongside the new loadout system, we're introducing a wide range of new weapons.
From the compact SG-9 X...
to the Viper.
The R-12 automatic shotgun.
The Rivington 700 bolt action sniper.
The Draco.
The CR-75 pistol.
And an expanded selection of grenades.
And it's not just about weapons.
have gadgets like RC cars. They're fast, small. Use them to scout, distract, send them straight
into your enemies. And now, drones. But no, I'm not talking about arcadey drones you
see in other FPS games, we wanted something real.
So we built two ways to control them.
A casual mode, it's simple, accessible, and very efficient for newer players.
And then we also built an FPV mode, based on real world physics, with real movement
and real control.
If you've never flown a drone before, you can now learn.
But if you've already flown one in real life,
you can do the same exact thing here.
Same movement, same precision, same everything.
If you're a real drone pilot,
your team will need you on the battlefield
because now drones are unpredictable.
They're fast.
Dodge, they dive to come straight at you.
You're no longer fighting a system,
you're fighting a real pilot with killer intent.
But we know some players might think
that drones are too fast, too small, and too hard to hit,
but that's not the case.
We built a very precise hitboxes and we put it in the building to destroy one bullet and
it's gone.
It all comes down to reaction time.
And who reacts first?
And all of this happens inside of the game.
No menus, we removed every single one of them.
Everything is done directly on the tablet.
You want to change your weapon and attachments?
You open the tablet.
You want to start a patch?
You open the tablet.
Check the scoreboard.
you open that sweet old tablet.
Everything keeps happening around you in real time.
Thanks for watching everyone.
We hope you got a glimpse of our vision
and the work behind it.
This is just one part of the update
and next week I'll dive into our sound design.
I'm talking about a full rework with gunshots.
Oh shoot, I'm falling down.
I'll be right here to tell you all about it and until then, see you on the battlefield.
Alright, put in your calendars boys, September, September, we got war dogs coming soon and
we got September, we look forward to, oh my god, that looked absolutely insane, dude,
Holy yeah.
I don't even know what to say.
Dude that looked...
Bro that looked scary.
I feel like I just got done watching war footage.
Like I even felt like that was a game.
Yeah, if you got that PTSD's will do not go near that game, bro
We're gonna find you in a corner with some dill pickles and a bag of rations just tweaking
Don't go near that game. Don't go near that game
Holy fuck
Oh
Wow
It looks good listen it looks good man it looks absolutely insane bro absolutely insane
that doesn't even look like holy shit bro I think there's like a level of realism that
I'm comfortable with, you know, like there's a level of like, you know, man, that game looks
realistic, but it's still a game, you know, and when you go past that point, it almost
makes you kind of feel uncomfortable while you're watching it, or at least it does for
Like that gave me the heapy jeepies
You know what I'm saying
Yeah, I was just that was
I was fucking crazy
Absolutely crazy absolutely crazy
told this circle. Let's go check it out.
NASA live stream going on right now. What's going on?
What we a gift is bestowed. How do I see my gift?
Click sacrifice
Are you fucking serious I got a box of 300 blackout AP runs
Are you fucking for are you so fucking for real?
Are you so for real?
I sacrificed a G28 for this!
This is bullshit!
sacrifice to the golden TT. You got five hours. See what we getting a little bit.
Dude, I can't believe it. Don't, don't say that's the lucky boss. What's lucky
about that? Ain't nothing lucky about that. Alright, so update. Last night we
We found the last two stems that we needed and we got the thick case.
I didn't survive a singular raid, but we got the thick case, so we can officially kill
Santa Pussy on shoreline, which is nice.
And we got the thick case, so we're ready to rock or roll.
We're ready to rock or roll.
So I think the only thing left to do boys the only thing is we need to get max traders
today and then I don't even want to say what we got to do after that.
I don't even want to say what we got to do.
We got one quest with ragman.
We got to do fence level three and then shooter born.
Why am one quest away?
born and Tarkov shooter part four is the exact same thing. So like I'm gonna get this while
just doing shooter born. Okay. It's just 15 targets period. The other quest that I have
is so good, which is one black rock rig, which we can get done right now. Let me see
right here
let me grab this
i'm always positive this is AI by the way
this is for sure this is for sure a uh...
yeah no doubt
alrighty so black rock is going to be getting crafted
30 minutes that quest is done
The only other thing that we can do right now, dude, I lost everything yesterday. I'm not gonna lie yesterday was a terrible day
I don't know what was wrong with me
but I
Just I played like shit
Game felt like shit just all shit doll it was all shit. So hopefully today's a better day
All right, we got to go to
streets kill five AI or
PFC's whatever and then transit to interchange and then kill five scabs and
Then we're then ragman's done and all we have a shooter born
It's all we got
That's all we got
That is all we got
Let's go knock that one out
Where is the transit to interchange at on streets, yeah
Do I not have any level four plates no way really
Dude I lost everything holy fuck.
I don't want to trade in the chicken.
Not the chicken.
I need to keep that and survive in this bullshit.
That didn't even give me a damn plate.
hey this is the best thing I can do 100k for that are you so fucking for real
what's this level five plate about this level five plate so five plate so five
plate yeah it was easiest way to get a little fourth plate is it the diaper rig
right who's the diaper rig is a piece
Yeah.
There we go.
Let me grab PPMO.
P. P. Pop this up grab some meds some food and we're ready to rock grab the P. P.
Alrighty, I didn't even look at chat when I asked that where where's the extract that boys?
Crash site next to crash site. Okay. All right
Alrighty, alrighty, alrighty, let's see if we can't knock this shit out real quick yander
No, Nick and Tim are playing
tomorrow.
School is back in session
tomorrow.
Tim is going to be, I think,
playing Marvel today and Nick
and Nick is still doing things for, you know, his little one just started up school. So he's
being a good dad busy, being selfish, unbelievable. It's like, am I not more important than your kid?
You know, is your Tarkov career not important, more important than your kid? I mean, what the
What the fuck are we doing?
Glantius, Macky, Veezy, DRT, Envy, Rare, Gil, Jaguards, Malavent, Chris, Gima, and Tyler.
Take you all for the subs, man.
Dude is fucking Terry in here, bro.
The three ton onion.
What the fuck y'all saying?
What level did Trey and Stream last night?
Dude, him getting level 20 in one day is so ridiculous.
Trace stream title. The stream title is
I reset my account for street tax so I can farm money and get the achievement but I didn't
tell Hutch and he left me. We can play with old Terry today. We can play with Terry
today oh you play with old Terry I think yesterday Terry was just like it was
like I was playing with a crack addict you know it was like I was playing with
a little crack addict
first rate of the day we've been watching clips this morning was crazy
clip session bro. Really cool games coming out. War Dogs looks awesome.
Audicam looks like it's getting insane updates. I think we might be hitting
flow state right before GTA 6 comes out. Truly. We have a lot of good games
coming out. Bang bang bang bang and then boom GTA 6. Yeah we played Labyrinth
last night with Pina. I'm just not... I'd have to do Labyrinth a couple more
times and somebody who knows how to do it before I'd be comfortable doing it so
though I mean bro I almost died to the damn shotgun trap on one of the what's
it called like shit balls
two people he's out of there I'm not gonna go for this fight not this early
I'm going to get this quest done.
Oh, what the hell I heard?
I look at chat and I just see someone yell at somebody else and say, so get fucked with
low-tea loser
what a beautiful day it is today huh what a beautiful day it is today
beautiful day
beautiful day we're talking about testosterone levels on a Tuesday
it is
ten thirty six and that guy is
rock hard
Oh and uh, on a Tuesday!
Ow.
What a player.
He ran away like a player.
Alright, well first rate of the day.
Already have someone tanking a headshot from across the map.
Gonna be great day boys.
He peeked me right here.
It's already gonna be one of those days bro I can tell I can tell it's gonna be one of
those days I'm pretty sure that's the guy who tanked ahead from across the map that
just killed me oh lord lord don't do this to me this early in the morning man it is
bro that is a hundred percent him let's see if the bullet hit yes it did
how do i shoot four bullets and hit five i you know what's even crazier about this
is that i not only head shot at that guy and he tanked it but i head shot at the guy at spawn
as well. And he tanked it so we fired two bullets of PP762 at two different guys, headshot them both,
and both of them tanked around. All right, we will not be using that bullet anymore.
Well, we tried to use the mutant. Doesn't look like it's worth it. Back to M80.
unfortunately what a fucking shame what a shame dude I can't believe that two
heady tanks in one raid that that blows that blows
Whoa. 500k for the MDRs? Boss? Wait, I didn't know that they did that to the MDRs. They're
Is that expensive now?
Buh-bye, Adam!
Oh, we have an MDR! Thank goodness!
Let me see here, let's go.
Yeah.
These mags are so expensive.
That's the only problem with this.
You were on the outside way there
Hopefully these will be a little bit cheaper today. Oh, holy shit
Grab some amulness on
Let's actually grab one more.
Grab PMAG as well.
Okay.
Okay, my first rate of the day, I can't lie, that's a pretty rough one to start the day,
boys.
We don't really need a bag.
I don't plan on looting anything while we're doing this.
All righty
All right, cool is carry out of his radar should I run another?
Oh, he's out of the rain. Oh tell him. Oh, he just called me on discord. Yeah, what up? Good morning
Good morning.
Good morning.
We can eat, thank you for the thousand bits, man.
I appreciate you, bro.
What do you have for breakfast?
Crustaceum Chick-fil-A minis.
Nice, bro.
I don't have anything for breakfast this morning.
Good morning.
How's the grind?
Um, it's going.
Are you hating your life yet?
Believe it or not, actually, no, I went pretty good.
I'm already on 21.
Yeah, Charles told me that.
That's wait fuck hutch hutch is that you fuck hutch is that you can't make your name fuck
oh yeah well my first raid I had a mutant I shot a guy across the map that spawn he takes
the head he runs off I say I don't want to take this fight I run across the street shoot
another guy the head he takes the head he as well and then shoots you through the DVL
I accidentally turned in chemical for to prep or
Yeah, it sucks the med case for you, but to be honest, bro, it's like I don't even use I don't even use
Use that well, we could just hit mark through it. I'll get you a dog's case
Yeah, a big deal. I have one one thing I need to do if that's okay
Yeah, I just need to transit from
Um, uh, streets to interchange, five scabs on streets, five scabs on interchange and I'm good. That's all done.
Uh, that's going to be, it's my last ragman for him to be max. That is going to be, um, know your place.
I don't know. I don't know.
Do you have an agent? Uh, pass on streets. We can do. I do. I can do. Let me look.
I can look. Oh, dude, I, you know, I got that fucking little worm up in my gut.
It's still fucking with you get this. I was like, dude, there's no way this is the only thing that's making me feel so sick. Okay. Often and shit. Yeah. So I took a covid test. I got that shit too. Well, you know, whenever your body's compromised, whenever you're sick, you're more likely to get sick again, because your body's working over time.
Yeah, you are. It's brutal, bro.
All right, I can do. Oh, I got a lot to do on street spouse. All right, that's good.
I got all level two triggers, but dude, hear me out. I'm going to go broke doing this. I need you desperately to drop me an RFID and then I can craft labs cards in one hour.
Yeah, I do that
There we have it I'm buying all this shit. It's expensive though. I
Don't know if I can afford it or not
Our FID I will bring that to you next raid
I wonder if the green battery and the what's it called trade is worth it for the Bitcoin I
Don't think so. I just did it and it does not seem worth it at all
would you like to hear what my cultist circle was after that g28 bring you dude it was absolutely
juiced it was insane what they bring you I got 5300 blackout AP rounds what that's
That's it. That's all I got.
Fifty three hundred?
No. Fifty.
Fifty three hundred black outruns.
That's why they're kind of gambling.
That's why they call it gambling.
They're unlucky. Dude, I just walked in, got drugged, and they robbed my fucking wallet.
That's not unlucky. That's a scam.
Some people would definitely pay extra for that.
Yeah. I mean, there are some freaks out there. That's for sure.
I need to do urban medicine. That's like another thing. I need to get the red vial. I need to go to the it. Oh, I need negotiation. Can you got that? I do.
3 markers, ballet thing, I'm bringing the shotgun boughs, green flare, beluga, kill
any target we can use an assault rifle by chance.
For what?
I need you to use an assault rifle because if you kill things with it accounts for
me.
Assault rifle like an M4. Yeah, sure. What a DMMDR work?
Yeah, what your 5-5-6-1? No, 7-6-2. I think it would yeah, you think so definitely what they would it would all right
inspected
It is a shot rifle. Yep. Do you have Pinewood 215? I have everything
Cool.
I don't think I ever sold anything.
So you need, what do you need again?
What?
For the streets?
What keys?
Pinewood 215 and I don't remember what else.
I don't remember what you said.
I'm with two fifteen and uh...
but we'll see other one
well I just looked this up
okay I don't have pinewood
I could buy some
I think it's cheap isn't it
alright I got negotiation let me look up pinewood
Finewood 215, 60k, no problem.
Easy.
Oh, and that RFID, boss.
I already got it in my butt.
You know, I think I dropped you an RFID.
Yeah, I appreciate you did.
Alrighty, there's the...
Oh, how the turntables.
Oh, how the turntables son.
Is there better headphones I can use instead of the rack headphones on this helmet?
on what helmet?
The one that looks like it.
I sense it.
Yeah.
No.
You need the X-Vill for the contacts.
Yeah.
I put this.
All right there.
All right.
So you need negotiations.
Do I have any pine wood, which I bought?
I'm with 215 cool and we have to try a blank keycard did you what you'd buy the blank
keycard did you just bought the RFID reader right yeah RFID reader yeah yeah I have blank
chat or so we're saying things that have me worried no no no we're good I don't need
a blank card I just need a reader yeah cool I went to uh labric last night with P in the
boys how was that this is insane dude there's a lot of loot in there man yeah it's almost
like too much I come into my chat talking about dude peanut found three moonshines
I was like, bro, that's awful.
But you're playing Ray Benches.
Yeah. They might be expensive.
I need to wear them.
How in this fucking stupid ass hat?
I don't wear that to you.
Fifty five thousand.
Damn, damn, son, where do you find this?
I brought money for the BPR, Bows.
Alrighty.
Got your raid benches.
Anything else, my lord?
I think we're good, Bows.
Alright, let's do it.
How do I look?
He looks sick, bro.
No, I haven't played projects on Boyd now I'm not a huge top-down gamer
You two like to stream!
Be right now!
No, Nick and Tim are playing tomorrow.
Hey, yo, hey, yo, dude, has it read a single chat from YouTube and is yelling at us to
like?
Hey, bitch, pussy, all the chats are conjoined into one, I read everything, nothing gets
past me.
All right, listen, I want you to read every single chat that you see on this picture.
Go ahead, go ahead, read them, read everything, read everything, go ahead, go ahead, read
it all.
Make sure you read it.
Oh, wait, wait, it's going faster, make sure you read it, make sure you read it.
You better read every fucking message.
I'm just saying I want to touch your message, message, read them, read them, read them,
Read the message!
Shut up!
It ain't easy, is it?
It ain't easy. It ain't easy being cheesy.
Shut up.
I'm loading other players, dude. 97% is taking a while.
It must be loading your pelvic and stomach area.
We're not doing this today. We're not doing this.
We're not doing this.
That's it. That's it. That's it.
That was good though. It was good. I was good. I'm yelling at a chatter right now
Wait the stuff for the stuff
There you go. There you go. Oh
My god, that's good
That's really good stuff. All right, let's do this boss. Let's do this boss. I
Have to be turbo locked in today
Yeah, me too. I'm trying to get cap of the day
Well, you gotta you better pull out a fucking bullpax and then what are you doing?
I am I am I'm doing this quest I'm doing this quest and then I'm bolting the rest of the day
I've mentally committed to it. I'm a pop a double dosage. This is what I need to have
To have the what's it called?
Yeah, what is the rep it's literally five scabs go
Let me see if that counts for me real quick
I forgot the name of it
It was no your place you said it does beautiful
Does oh don't we need to unlock a door here
I'm with you 15
Time was opposite side. Why don't you wait by the trends and now you'll feel scabs actually no I want to go with you
it's good if i kill scott's too right you need this
yeah i need this
i need to do headshots with shotguns on streets and i can do assault rifles on streets
I'm gonna get you a dox case out of mark room if you want.
It would be big about, actually it's only five I can buy one too but it'd be nice to
have it.
They're in it, they're in mark right now.
They need to pay the ulti.
Thanks.
Dude, what if we took the long angle and got up in this shit to our right?
Don't ever see this one, fam.
I don't wanna say don't come here.
Yeah, I don't.
What the hell is war dogs are you playing that yeah it's a cool little game this weekend
they're doing something are you playing yeah if it if it's actually this weekend I am
trying to fight these guys or no oh my okay
no I got some bullshit
I'm all scared of these windows, they ain't check it open, oh they might still be in there,
Just clear in the top here. They're definitely in there like I fucking heard them
He's dead. Yeah, he's right next to you
of
the
death of
death
of
Man it does look like it could be a really fun time playing the game boss. I was disgusting
I
Got a loot on me loot you and get the hell out of here
Dude, when do I get to play man?
Coming back here over and then I'm where like
I'm allergic to salary by the way, but what salary the fish thing
Oh, are you?
Oh, yeah, you have two allergies.
I'm allergic to that.
I'm allergic to trim it all.
allergic to trim yeah there's alternatives but yeah thank you thank you
the allergic to trim and a good boss
brother cops up it was sitting behind the fucking truck just not moving like
this right here I guess I don't I have no idea where he was I just instantly
died and didn't see anybody. These guys fucking suck, bro. They just sit there and don't play
the game.
Almost 46, by the way.
Yeah, dude, he's terrible.
So my start to the day, I shot two people in the head. They both tank the bullet and
I get one tap from across the map and then I get killed by that guy sitting behind
truck. It can only go up from here Terry. It can only go up from here. No that will happen though.
At least I think I might have expo. You should. I might have expo. I can probably pack you up,
pack all this up. Yeah I want to pack back. Do they have any uh uh what's it called loot?
And they're back? Um I don't think I alluded that one yet. Gotcha. That could be big though.
Could be
This guy is 15 bandages. I know he's got jackal
Yeah, I jump shot was fucking nasty I
Know his ass is pissed. Oh, dude. He's hot
Yeah, I have a level four in the back plate of my armored leg. I'm about to say, yeah
I can take your bag and stack.
I just don't know how you will get to walk up to a bag and loot it for free and I'm the
one who gets shot in the back of my head.
Like how does that work?
I know.
That doesn't make any fucking sense at all.
Well just because he was sitting back here he couldn't see over the fucking fence.
This is the last.
This is probably the one that lead him to the mark.
Yeah, that's definitely him.
Red you carp, yellow carp, and something else.
He's got a howl, bro.
Howl the fuck am I supposed to?
I mean, boys, we cleared everything that we could.
I don't know.
I mean, I cleared the sides.
I cleared all the way to it.
I literally didn't clear an SUV on the edge of the map, and that's where the guy
I was, it is what it is.
Geefucking jeez.
I don't know what to tell ya.
I don't know what to tell ya,
but the Lord hates me today.
Rossy, thank you so much for the prime.
No, tomorrow we got Tim and Nick.
Tomorrow we got Tim and Nick.
They're gonna be coming to class tomorrow.
No, he was behind me.
Stopped when he heard me?
No, he was never moving.
Those two were looting inside of Mark Room.
They heard me at the extract.
That guy was holding.
We do the same thing whenever I loot Mark Room.
Trey holds outside and then I loot it and he kills anybody who's walking up to it.
I think I've cooked
I got all your shit
I'm leaving tonight and I'm not going on vacation, I'm going to a different spot
I don't have X spell yes I understand I have set up to wherever I go I don't go
Do whatever damaged house unless I have a setup. Oh, that's
Unless it's the buffet. All right. All right
Oh, it's gonna take Terry a while to get out so I'm gonna go run a I'm gonna run a scab run real quick
I gotta get my rep up. There you go. I'm just gonna crawl out of here. It's my stuff
I
Thought that I mean guys listen dude say you got to be careful everything you say on the internet man
You know there's sadly. There's a lot of weird people out here. I wish I could say more, but I can't because you know
4,000 hours and you're playing like that you're talk shit
You know people are weird people are weird people are weird
Hello Mama. Yeah, Jack, give me a moment.
If you go leave, go ahead and leave, baby.
Just kill the dude with a GPU in his bag.
Wait, what?
What?
Yeah, he's killed a dude, he has a GPU in his bag.
No shit.
And a bunch of old Funko Pops.
Billy.
Yeah.
Loves Funko Pops, don't you?
Love you.
Love you, baby.
Be safe.
Oh
Yeah
But you started doping and that's all you won that tournament I
Know you're just a fuck up
Jamon peptides in your veins
And I'm not in some good to eat.
P.T. Sheets are nice and sweet, if you won't leave, go ahead and leave, baby.
Alright, let's go.
Let's go!
Let's go!
You wanna cook me some good eat?
Penalization shaft.
Penalization shaft!
Don't wake the bombs up, right?
So is the fastest way to do this literally just running straight to extract is that
is that the fastest way to like get the rep
dude I just killed two more fucking absolute monsters they're huge
on factory
I
Just run factory runs from this point forward. Yeah, I know vehicle extracts on PMC, but
If you gonna leave go ahead and leave baby
Yeah, we're going to loot this building over here.
Damn shawty!
Little bit of gasolina!
Damn!
So!
Both of them get me.
SP's Shiza.
Andrail.
Andrail.
Andrail.
I'mma fix some nice ensuit if you're gonna leave.
Go ahead and leave baby.
They're left to backpack.
finding 500k keys on reserve really? Really, boss? You sure you ain't lying, boss? You sure
you ain't both shittin', boss? I want 215, we can sell that one. Get our money back. Oh,
Marked room? No.
Paragroup Security Armory Key.
What is that?
Yeah, I know it's a labs key, but is it good?
All the cash register key.
That's a 500k key, actually.
Where's that at? Is that on this map or on labs?
That's the ammo key for streets.
So what?
Is that the key that people are looting near the Cardinal?
Not Cardinal, I'm sorry.
I forgot the name of it.
Near where you died.
I know this game will bring me nothing but disappointment, disappointing until it's not
and then you're in love
and then you're in love
even though
the last two days has been the equivalent of syphilis
for me
they really don't give a fuck
go ahead and leave
i need both of these
i need armor too
there we go
i should buy dye on the way out of this rain
You know, at some point you can just admit that you need me, Terry, all right, because I might be dying, but every time I die, you make billions.
That's a good point. Dude, I just killed one guy, construction on my way out, then two more guys near the car extract, and they were fucking so massive.
I'm talking to one guy at 200 rounds at M80.
Oh my.
Level five.
I need a raid bag.
Keep on rollin'.
Oh yeah!
Boom met an ass
All right
Pull you up. Oh
You're almost there boss. I'm on there. Oh, you're almost
Get us back
I'm trying not to die no more maybe I should I should have cleared this stuff house. Oh
Oh my oh my gosh, why do you have two meds in your butthole, but a graphics card in your rig?
Because the meds are out of the mold to me. I
get that I
I'd trade gold for cheese burger. Yeah, exactly
Get my sandwich back
Don't say, of course, yeah, that's what scabs do every time I try and shoot them.
They just start hitting the Michael Jackson, he had a magnet in his head or something pulling
him back in.
What the hell that was.
I'm hearing word you wouldn't betray your grandma for a cheeseburger.
my grandma do. It really depends on what she did. She forgot your birthday. I'm all getting
traded in like a pawn shop is what it is. Oh, please. Good job, Terry. Good job. Good
one v three things of yours as well. Yeah, wonderful, wonderful. I feel like I haven't
survived a raid in two days that's where I'm at mentally well it's gonna turn
around it's gonna turn around we gotta believe we got a better quest for
ragman than that because I never did that I mean the only other ones I have
that I could do is I could stash the keys and interchange. That's probably a lot
easier. Wait, you got hellish shit. Let me see them. I can stash the keys. This is
probably the easiest. Now your place. What is Davenger? Davenger is all the
I think I did scavenger, but we
can do know your place.
We don't have to do know your
place. I have all the keys for
supervisor. I literally just
realize this because I found the
last key last raid. Okay, I have
your gun.
realize this because I found the last key last raid.
Okay. I have your gun and your helmet and I think your armor.
Would you have a M Mac?
Holly Goshen, idea register key.
Are these the keys I need?
That's what it said, isn't it?
I think so. I'm just going to look back.
That's probably do this would be so much easier for me.
And I can actually bring it just a bolt action though. I
Just don't like doing anything transit related at all dude. I
Listen and I'm not trying to be a native Nancy start today. We were negative yesterday
I don't want to be negative today, but I'm gonna say it
The transiting is the worst thing that they ever did on this game. I hate the transit shit
My favorite time playing the game is when they like made the whole game about transiting
Yeah, I just, listen, I understand why they did the transiting.
I understand the idea behind the transiting.
If people want to do transiting, sure, I just personally think transiting is stupid.
I don't like it.
I do not like it, I don't like it, I don't like the transiting, I don't like it.
It did not the fun to me.
It did not the fun to me.
Don't do that.
What?
Whatever that was.
I want you to meet my sister.
Alrighty.
Also, if you want to bring to the MDR, I'll take it.
Actually, you should probably just keep the MDR, no?
Um, it don't matter. I can bring it. I can keep it. I have your helmet. You want your helmet?
Bring me the helmet. Bring me the scope on the MDR. Actually, you can bring me the MDR, because I can't buy that shit.
I'll take it back.
I just have one mag in it and your other. Actually, we're 25 outs, you know.
Cool.
I have a 25 in, 25 out.
Cool. That should be enough.
I'm a rocket dual Beretta's this game by dual bread is I mean no Beretta's and just two guns
I miss what I have on shown yes
Oh my god, I think my intel center might be ready
Do you have my armored rake?
Yeah, you're at mech.
Okay, so you have rig, helmet, gun, one mag out.
I need meds.
Yeah.
I need meds.
Okay.
And grenades.
Yeah. Ingradates. Yeah. I just can't really get anything. Yeah, I figured.
All right, let me invite you back.
I'm looking at my interchange task real fast.
I got headphones on chat, we good.
I have headphones on your helmet.
Oh, the balty, the balty, the balty.
What did you say I've headphones on your helmet. Oh shit.
Cool.
All right. I got the sash to contacts to the 6B47 and it gets down. I may not do that
this rate. I'm not going to do that this rate.
I to kill PMC's that counts if you do it too. I got to get all the stores. I got
I'm going to be going everywhere to stash these keys.
Oh, watch this rig.
Oh my god.
What?
Back out.
Back out.
Back out.
Back out.
You might have fucked me.
I'm going to have to ruin my bag for all this.
matching a board error duplicated
a board matching operation, I think we're good.
No, it's gonna load me in.
No, you're fine.
Oh, I'm out.
Woo!
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
I knew this.
We already opened up the cult of circle.
I got 50 rounds of 300 blackout, I'm pissed.
Hazy, hot hutch, I'm celebrating 13 days sober today.
I just want to say thank you for all the labs you provide.
I know I can always go on your stream if I need a laugh.
P.S. you're looking very petite today.
I appreciate you, dude.
I'm sober, two weeks myself from taquitos.
I'm an alcohol taquitos.
It's been,
One of the hardest things I've ever done in my life.
I lied.
I ate the keto's yesterday.
It is what it is.
But I'll live vicariously through you.
Good work.
Round of applause.
WZ Chat.
WZ Chat.
You know what?
I'll drink to that.
I'll drink to that.
I'll drink to that.
I'll drink to that.
I'll drink to that.
I'll drink to that.
I'll drink to that.
I'll drink to that.
I'll drink to that.
I'm going to be honest, I can't walk into a 7-Eleven and not get one of them tornadoes.
If you know, you know.
Pornados, a little chicken dart.
Mmm.
Mmm.
They might as well be drug dealers in there.
About the equivalent.
Let's rock!
Oh, Secretary, oh, Secretary, I love you.
I'll say to Terry I'll say to Terry I love your beach I love you give me keys I love
you need to stop I love you take me kiss more give me little put your cheek to my
what you know I love you Terry good to walk hold on chill out chill out Terry put
the gun down where do you have to go first the registers on all sides of the
man everywhere I need to do it I caught junk at like 2 a.m. last night losing the
alley registers no it's hard out here for a group of like two of them
I
There's scabs, I think
I know I got a bit of no way you just two bullets to death you ain't that cool
No
Oh, I don't know. I don't know if I...
Don't worry, Terry. Leave the scabs to me. I'll take them out.
I did get one.
Yeah! Yeah!
I guess you got to get all the sword and sell your eyes, so it ain't too bad.
I'm a reverse parrot!
I'm a reverse horse!
He dead!
Backing up!
Hey, outside.
Catch me after that.
Kill a dead.
Oh, my God.
You bolted him?
Yeah, I did.
Earshot, bitch, pussy!
Earshot bitch pussy
Don't take this helmet you gonna need it
Don't take these mags you gonna need it. Oh, you have ice cream cones. Yeah, all of them
There you go, there you go, there you go, there you go.
Nice.
What am I looking at?
B.P., you should take all this ammo.
Oh my god.
Dude, I got that thing in my gun.
I just threw the satchel shit.
Yeah, you got my back.
Don't let me die, Terry.
I took my medication a little early today yesterday I made a mistake and I waited too long
And the whole day was real
Where is it
You want to go to Gavson yeah, I
Start the job
I heard something to the left.
Far.
There's someone stung something killer.
They fell.
I already took him out.
Little bitch.
I honestly should have put on the kill armor and grabbed that dude's ring.
Do you want the kill armor? Is your armor good?
I have a little tag on.
You have a sachet here?
Watch my back, A-Rod.
Oh, nope, it's not right here.
Where is it?
Other side, maybe.
A bizarro dressing room right here.
He would be in the bizarro dressing room.
Just trying not to scare it.
I'll give him about a moment.
Coming!
I got to give the idea. I do too for my last key. I also got the, what's it called? The
key for over here. Oh the pharmacy. Thanks. Why is Hush always asking for a butter moment?
What? Yeah, why are you? I don't even know what that means so I can't be offended. You've
same butter moment I do you want butter butter the butter is quality I love me
some butter yeah
don't have much I just said why does my streamer have no neck mods why didn't get
Get him outta here.
Yeah, rid of him.
Go ahead and get him outta here.
No one talks about the three ton onion like that.
Damnit, Trey, nobody calls me the three ton onion!
Literally nobody!
How would I have seen the house?
that you run all the way down the end
no no I'm inside shit balls
all the way down opposite side
fuck that let's just get out of here
right that is such a bullshit mess
he did you sash your key yeah yeah we're all good
I
When I reckon we should get the fuck out of your boss I agree
great terror.
I'll let X in here yesterday. How much money you got already?
50K.
On the shelf right there.
He had some ShoeA2BTG, there's some Vaseline for you right there over here behind me.
Oh shit, this room is good.
It's not bad.
Put the BPG in your stem case.
I don't have one.
Put your feet.
Someone outside.
Yeah, I don't like the sound of that it might be in town. Yeah, I was sleeping
you have to be weird though to be up there. I used to do that when you are
weird though. Yeah.
Oh, damn.
That makes two of us bounce.
I'm crazy for one to try and get an angle on these guys do you man I'm leaving my
class I watched the meddys anyways it's fine we can reset I don't lose this
to see him Dior. Now when I have just a boltie, I'm going to have to have some bitches.
Alright, who said I have titties like an orangutan? That doesn't even, that gotta be something.
gotta be something. That gotta be, I don't know, but that gotta be something. Is that
an arrestable offense? And the UK it is for sure. Yeah, they're doubt. Maybe even Canada
Yeah.
Yeah.
Germany, they put you in prison for saying something like that.
Egg fast, doing good baby, how you doing?
Fairly we missed a lead axe.
Really?
Good raid, Tarrick! Good raid, Tarrick!
Are you Max Ragman?
I'm Max Ragman. It is now Shooter Born Only.
And Scabrup?
And Scabrup.
I say we, in between whatever we're doing, we mix in a little bit of that factory.
I'll just spawn and run to the extract.
Okay.
Oh, scat factory.
Yeah, I'd be down.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was going to say PMC factory dude.
I don't know.
No, hell no.
I'd rather die in real life.
Fully BPMO dude, I'm back.
Yeah, you're welcome.
You're welcome for that.
Don't say I never did and I'm full.
Yeah.
That's good stuff, Bob.
You're welcome.
I could get crap or three pretty I can't believe on one tapped killer. I never one tapped killer before
All right, Terry just know I'm like Helen Keller, but with a sniper, okay
Yeah, so you basically run in solos with a with a coin flip if I'm a hit
I'm down to go I'd go anywhere anywhere you want to go. I just need to snipe people so I'm in
Just reads
Docks case oh, yeah, I saw a pinewood of negotiations for you
I still got seven uses in the check key which is
Rubber
All right, I'm good to go you good to go
Yeah
The boys are back in town the boys are back in town
Oh, I should have grabbed the security ammo key I found it on my scavron supposedly it's a half a milky
We could have got you a shit ton of good ammo. Do we want to back out?
No, we'll get it next run. How long are we gonna be playing streets for Terry?
All right
All right, then
All right then Terry
All right Terry
All right then Terry
Okay, Terry, alright Terry. Alright, no problem Terry. Fuck you. Ignito, thank you for the
11 months. Beast, thank you for the 5 months. Big Hash. In a schenzel, thank you for the
5 gifted over on a 2 they even a tenner hutch looks like a hillbilly crimson
chin from fairly odd parents all right well that's just hurtful badger thing
for the nine months I appreciate you guys man
What's a better spot to peek here?
Is it behind me or this right hill?
Alright.
What's a better spot if I spawn here?
Up here or looking up behind me?
Probably come for Dio.
Yeah, I was thinking as I got this angle
Yeah, they're behind us
Bastard
You're starting with that other guy there when you got killed?
Yes.
Okay, well.
Do it.
I'll let you know if there's a box case inside.
I am in Zettering.
Bitcoin!
Oh.
Ow.
Oh
No, it's a it's ass
It is hot buns it coin pays for it, but not over a cheever boss
And I'm a daba
I
Hear somebody
Are you here someone? Oh, he's coming this guy
Yeah, I miss key was ass
You need a gun
No, you don't want an MK 17
um no hi I have so many spears I'm gonna take this you missed the key by the candle
key by the candle boss that's a bullet you sack of shit what are you talking about with
this. There's somebody else. Yeah, chat's a bunch of liars.
The hell are you doing out here, Terry? I had to broccoli
earlier. Who's that? Who's that? One of them soft and liberal sissy ballers.
What did I die of broccoli? That's what chatter saying. Oh wait, no, he's just completely
bullshitting, never mind. He's literally just completely bullshitting. He sent me a plastic
trail and everything.
Oh shit, the vegetable.
You wouldn't know nothing about that, would you?
I know vegetables. I also know a lot about animal facts.
You do know that.
Oh, negotiation room, you got that shit?
I do.
I do.
You did that just to make me get stuck, you jackass.
I really didn't, I just didn't.
Nice.
What animal do you know most about that's probably the crocodile I like
crocodiles yeah crocodiles are pretty cool that's why you were happy when they
ate that damn Yorkie no that was an American crocodile different actually
might have just been an alligator. I don't remember the clip. I just think
they're cool. Like we really got dinosaurs just walking around and we
all acting like it's normal. And could you imagine being Australian? That's
like your neighbor and shit.
Oh, I got some Chinese water over here.
I am allergic to the Chinese water.
Would you like some?
Do you have it for Kappa?
Oh, and I do not have it for Kappa.
You need Chinese water for Kappa?
Alright, then I'll hold on to it.
I can only imagine what all I'm missing for Kappa.
Has to be a lot.
I hold on.
Has to be a lot.
I got a lot too.
I've been holding on to a good amount.
I thought it was going to be in the pizza box.
Check in the skull.
I'm in the skull.
Go ahead here, Smutty.
The outside towards the pizza box.
Where is he?
I heard somebody out this way, I thought.
Maybe it was the door shut up.
I actually get the diary thing from this room right here though.
Oh, Rambosch?
And I got to do the ballet again, I got that first.
I forgot to turn my quest in last raid.
And then the fourth quest, the planting quest.
I forgot to bring my mark.
Yeah, we're doing Shooterborn today.
We're committing to it.
We'll commit.
I got the journal man.
I'm looking for my other butts.
It worked, Eric.
There's a guy sniping at Cardinal.
What the hell is the thing for all of that?
Interchange or ground zero woods or reserve?
Honestly, isn't that bad?
Customs, full line or streets isn't bad.
and it's not bad.
Enter changes and terrible for
sniping. And reserve is a bad
either. Do you agree player?
Yeah. It's. I gotta go up to
ballet master.
Oh my god, dude, I didn't sort of my go-shan shit
Slotted on me all the documents from interchange. Yeah, let's get out of here then boss
There's somebody on the street on girls
I'm just going to scav.
You okay?
Yep.
Oh, alrighty.
All righty.
Yeesh.
Go.
I love watching hutch, but the game is boring. It's just warzone.
I hate to tell you, Tay, I know a fence, of course, but I don't think you know much about
what you're talking about, Willis.
I love you.
I didn't even kill these guys.
scabs
it matters it doesn't matter i can give it to him
no i need to kill him with a bolt
careful it was an m700
parkov shooter par 4
afraid of this m700
i'm going around
i need to be easy on him too
I just saw someone posting chat. Chat is moving so fast they'll never know my finger is in
my butt. Well, now everybody knows you freak. Way off somebody, I just saw something out
There we go.
Yeah, we're upstairs.
he's holding this if he saw me I'm scared Terry I don't like snipping
I know
What do you think you saw him?
Right in front of us?
I don't know.
I really have not man
Circles closing better extract. Hit the revive station.
I got a check for two more things on the way out of here, man.
Alright, dear partner.
One of them is riding a GTR, careful, careful, oh my sweet heavens.
at it. Harry would you see me up here if you weren't looking? I thought you were killing
me negative I'm just staring at this drop for your partner
There
And where's this thing for the quest that I don't know
No idea I tell you this if I see somebody in a sim to the Lord
100%
but I don't see nothing
let's get that one
it could be in that territory
wait is that where that key is that I found?
I think I can see it
is that where that key is that I found?
in that room?
what key?
There were group ammo here some shit.
Yeah, one of those.
There's still one.
Yeah, it's in this shit right here.
Oh, it's over there.
Do you have this?
No, not on me.
But I do have it.
I found it on my scavvo.
I don't think it's armor.
I think it's hermit meeting room I did.
Alright, I gotta grab the thing from Boluga and we go green player and we out of here, man.
Alright.
I
Hate snapping it's just nothing to be saying
That's you in front of me right boss
but we're good
yeah I'm coming
don't know what's your name be me? where you at?
bitch pussy
What? What? What do you say? What? What do you want? What do you want? What is it?
What the happening? What the happening?
In a way this one's in the locker room today.
What Timmy you want to see my nipple? What you want? You want to see my titty?
I dare you to stop moving.
I feel as if it's just a game.
See ya.
Yeah, just took Vladimir out to see the town.
Waddup!
YUMMY!
The shooting robots are real people. I still don't know
What are you doing today Timmy are you playing a man's game?
Are you gonna go look at the jiggle physics on Marvel rival bro? What are we doing?
Why the hell we come to this side of the street? I
I
Realize you do either side. Yeah, we can do left side too on the streets nude
Not a heap of the cat's ass
For you at least play it tomorrow for sure, right?
Me you and Nick
You don't if you don't join us tomorrow
Do you think I could run this fast in real life?
I think I could.
I think I could 100%.
100%.
You run?
Question mark?
I'm not kidding.
Alrighty.
Okay.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Listen, Tim, you got nipples that look like a SpaceX rocket.
I don't want to hear nothing from you.
I saw that going live tweet on Twitter.
You put a little throttle behind those things.
We'll see them on Mars.
I don't hear nothing from you.
I do love a cheeseburger.
That's true.
No lies detected.
No lies detected.
Let's go full cam.
How do I look?
You look fucking awful.
Okay.
All right.
It's not what I was expecting.
Sexy is what I thought I was gonna get there.
Is what it is?
It's just sausage.
Is what it is.
Is what it is.
You can't have everything you want in life.
You gotta be kidding me.
6 4 9 7 out of 6 empty dammit
or your gas analyzer what
I gotta grab armors
I
Got grab armors
It really isn't hard. I just got literally loot scabs
Okay, well sadly the quest I did on interchange didn't give me enough rep
So I have to loot every scab we kill and just grab bullshit off of them
Yeah, that's what we're at. Let's also
You get some factors scab fast
These and your I'll say senior
Boom they call me pot your god shit
Oh, you're Nikita!
Nikita Remba.
Lucky.
Ah.
What you looking like a snack?
Eggs, boss.
My man.
My man!
My wizard.
Yeah, yeah.
More like a five course meal.
What?
All right, number one, what the hell is this?
This is not me in a car.
Number two, whoever this is, ban them.
Ban this person, treks right now.
I got out to them, sorry, yeah.
Wonderful.
Ooh.
Oh
you
SHANK YOUR ASS!
That's...
Sorry!
What's up?
Sorry, we were talking about Paraglian Theorem.
What you need?
Oh shit.
Where's that?
I don't know that's a scav.
I think I just let a player walk away from me.
one on the soup!
where are the nades?
i got one
they're a fucking player
was that a player?
i think so dude
Oh, I almost shot you!
Oh no. Don't do that.
Loaned shit up in the office.
Get a teammate, I don't know where he went.
I heard him on metal.
Oh
He's lit up boss
He's up in the offices
All right, buddy
Oh, it's a scav!
Oh, man dammit!
Yep, you killed a scav and I had front road tickets.
Maybe it was a bad scav.
Don't think.
Lose E.B.
No, it wasn't a bad scav.
Dude, dude, I'm here to gain rep, not lose it!
I get wrecked if I kill you.
No, don't kill me, I need this.
The RDRmer there.
Wait, don't leave yet!
Oh, you got the headphones?
You mean, well, yeah, yeah, the headphones, also, you should, you should go look those
calves and see if you can find me some more stuff.
I need glasses, I need face masks, give me a face mask.
I need glasses, face masks, headphones, go, go, go!
Did you look the one you killed?
No, no, I, I, another scab looked at me wrong.
I got some glasses.
I need glasses too.
This is Havford's face mask.
He's our father, right?
I don't think I've even got that feeling since you're on my screen.
Water Mayor's pissed at me.
I
Can't believe I
Just lost all this cab rep I could have gained and some and some and then some
How many survivals am I gonna need to get the 3.0 you think you're gonna need to
two car extracts yeah no doubt
takes four scab runs to get back one bad one oh so Nikita's just fucking me okay
That's got to take you fuck that other scab.
That's got to- well, he scoped at me.
He looked at me wrong.
Oh, is this you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on in. Walk him in, walk him in.
I'll take that face mask too.
You want these N32s?
I'll take- uh, no, they're not found in rate.
Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I don't have big enough backpack.
Hell no. No no no no! Wait I can fit it.
Now you can fit it.
are you are you jerking my shit I can't what oh you fucked me you you son of a
I need to get the bitch.
I needed that loot.
I got out.
I got like a gate in my name.
I can't, I can't fit it.
And the headphones I need plus the mask I need, I need it all.
Leave a rest for a year.
You'll get one slot masks easy before you get the rest of the stuff.
I'm just gonna take it all besides the Mosin.
Don't you yell at me Vladimir, I know I messed up.
I know.
You've already punched me enough.
You don't need to yell at me.
you bitch pussy. Get over here in 19 minutes I'll have three more labs cards. Good work
Good work, boss. Good work.
Alright, I need four more armors. I need just a bunch of bullshit.
Oh, check two more off that list.
Alright, where do you want to go, man?
Where do I want to go? I can go anywhere bro. I'm shooter born wherever
Wherever you want go I mean
I kind of want to go to shoreline. Let's do it
Hold up
Shoreline
Yeah
Yallah Habibi!
I'm not sure.
you. Bless me. Are you hate me? Bless you. Thank you.
All right, I'm ready, mouse.
Roger that.
Oh
Also good for you, I kept the orb key that you have to get the armors out of
Oh, oh you don't have red rebel paracord do you?
Are you bringing an SJ six?
I have
No, I can't buy them either.
I can bring you one, boss.
Let me see here.
You can test if I'm allergic.
Oh, Hunter K, you got to figure that one out yourself.
Fuck you.
All right.
Damn, dude.
Trim it all is only 50 K.
Now I'm allergic.
And you're allergic.
Take that a bitch.
you lost three mil yesterday well I got fucking
I mean, dude, the amount of guns and kits I lost, it could be rain and pussy, and I'd get hit in the face with a dick yesterday. It was terrible.
Break zone!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Oh
Let's go
Where do you need to go boss?
All right, all right boss I got a mark nine things holy shit and jam too
Yeah, I think that's some shit
Where are you going right now
blue fence blue fans like you go towards weather tower right now like the
blue fence by the terminal gate. Oh, I see a player.
Damn it, Steve. I done missed. Not good.
Isn't good.
You
Oh shit, Santa's horse here.
Wait, if I kill him or you fuck, I have to kill him.
No, I already got it, I already got it, you're good.
Dropped his bitch ass!
You got a shooter barn?
Huh, did I get a shooter barn?
Do you mean did you send somebody to see the Lord if that's what you mean the answer is yes
He did fuck yeah, I did
Right to the old domeski
Why does this sound like Sanitarist beat Spanish?
I'm pretty sure he got a little Spanish in him.
I'd hate to assume, but I do think he had a little bit of Spanish in him.
Oh my god, I got tape-y from him, holy shit.
Wowzers, Boush.
Oh, congratulations.
Would you look at that.
I see someone on top of this big-ass rock over here.
If he stops moving, I'm gonna send him to the Lord next.
There is a guy looking down towards you, okay?
He's on top of the rocks, left side of the gas station.
Yeah.
Lost eyes on him.
Trying to regain.
I got nothing as of now, boss.
He could run up to your fence line.
I got no eyes on that.
I'm still just looking at this rock
So if you pushed your bridge I can help you.
I won't know he's coming there cause I'm looking at the hill.
Just let me know.
The beach is the sketchy part. I can't see the beach literally at all. Can you luck?
Level five armor.
I've completely lost them.
I'm not going towards his rock, but I'm going to turn, yeah he's shooting at me.
hear that
yeah i heard i'm looking at it but he's
alright i'm running the other way he shouldn't be able to kill me in a second
maybe he'll start running now but he can't kill me
if he moves this way i'll pop him
that sounds like two shots right now
no it's an RFB
RF Venus.
RF Venus.
where the hell is he? well it was two shots yes but I thought he meant like two different
guns that's what I meant alright see bitch pusses
I'm still just looking for this guy at the blue fence all the way down the
aisle here yeah I'm right near where the cypress calves are I'm just like laying
laying down prone, staring at his rock.
I'll see you in shit.
Yeah, I'm gonna get another angle, but...
I mean, where else could I get an angle at?
That's the problem. Do you think I could get
Weather Tower and see, or do you think there's even more trees?
is an angle that exists it's better than this one let's say go to spy is that you behind me
no i'm going to the weather station all right he might have left and is going towards
right kill the last guy all right i'll meet you over there
i think i'm in a weather what you're you call weather or you call power weather by the way
you're not my tower yeah i'm talking about the goons small and then i'm a good resort cool
i'm gonna get another angle on this guy potentially hopefully kill him
the goons and uh
There's all something in here.
sure what it was. Whatever it had was light blue, so I think it was a scavo.
maybe it was a player
there. Running behind you to resort. Yeah, I'll meet you up there.
I
Briskette
Here man. All right. I'm coming
Were you at exactly
um almost a resort west east middle really i'm like almost another oh i'm dead there's
guys on the rocks in between you and resort sit there dude really what the fuck yeah yeah
right up on those rocks you're looking at see the left more i died a little bit to
to the left where you're aiming.
I died like around there, yeah?
I grabbed water, but you're gonna win this.
I died where you're aiming to the left.
Left, they were more left.
Yes, they were there.
I was also there.
I'm out of starmast, thompson.
Who the hell are they, bro?
if I can't get an angle over here
He's inside of here.
he's inside of here
right?
Chad I might just get busy on these foals kind of just like accept death and see if I
can't do it.
There's one other option.
I think they're kind of held right now.
One second.
I'm gonna have one more plan of attack here. Give me about a moment
One more plan of attack we might die doing this but if we don't it's gonna work incredibly
Fuck.
Someone underneath me.
someone underneath me
unfortunate man
oh terry i took too long your shit got stripped feels bad
I have an opportunity for some redemption.
I think he's one floor down.
I mean these guys are the quietest people I've ever heard.
Give me in this guy my swap spots.
I don't know.
Oh god.
I'm gonna have to keep you still!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh dude dude dude dude dude give me out bro. There's no way
There's no way
I'm fucked
There's actually no way
Yo, what's up, big dog?
you want to talk about well yeah what kind of stuff did you kill my friend
outside
Oh, let me get closer. I can hear the staircase.
Oh, get on the staircase. Get on the staircase.
I can hear you on the first floor.
Hey, can you hear me now?
Hello, hello, hello.
Hey, I can hear you. Can you hear me?
I know.
Yeah dude just scabs run across the map come and push me fuck the other guy
push me hey what's going on can you hear me now all right wonderful wonderful
Did you by chance kill my friend on the back side of the rocks no I killed the
guy on top of the roof on the west side of the building yeah they got it got a
you told her yes I am back yeah they got it got it you got anything you need
Uh, not even an extract. That's all.
Okay, hear me out. Okay? And, uh, you know,
you can come up with your own decision here. Okay?
But imagine you do let me shoot you in the head.
I will give you a hundred minutes
of good luck, and you will pull that X on your next run guaranteed.
I don't know, man.
Man, that doesn't sound kind of fair.
Yeah, I know.
I'm doing Shooter Born, you know, and it's hell.
You know what I mean?
Very, very.
You sound familiar.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Depends on who you are.
Are you hutched?
Possibly.
Is it a good thing that I'm hutched
are a bad thing that I'm much all right hey come on man I'm in the hell let me
shoot you in the face I hate this quest how many how many kills do you need how
many bro I need a fucking hundred man I haven't finished one map yet
I
How about this I kill you
Yeah, and it will go to a great place it will go to homeless shelter
I'll feed Nick with it. I'll feed Timmy with it. It will go to a good and I'll put you in my dog tag case of lovers
Let's be honest. Yeah, this loot is going to be put too bad ways if it's going too
thick. Okay, I'll use it myself. You have a great point. I'll use it myself.
I just got these tier six plates, bro. Come on.
Yeah, I mean, listen, we're going to fight it out no matter what. You know, it's either like
we do it with love and I kill ya or...
I want to fight this out, but I have no painkillers. You're out of wind.
Yeah, but I'm not using an AR. That don't help me. I got a sniper.
I had to kill a scav.
Now it's someone else's gun, bro. It's someone else's gun.
How about you have a pistol?
Or a sniper?
All right, you know, that's a good chance. That's a good chance.
How about this? We'll do this. We'll do an old Western, okay?
We both walk out, we go, we walk to each other,
we'll both step 10 paces, turn and shoot
and whoever wins, wins.
You're not gonna use your sniper, are you?
What do you got?
A sniper, I'm gonna have to hit the shot or I die.
We'll do it. We'll do it on the roof. What kind of knife you got? I got a, uh, I need
a sniper kill. Knives don't help me, but I got a red rebel. Yeah. Because it's you and
I fucking love you. Yeah. You swear? I swear. I'm right. I'm right. Oh, my man.
I love you, bitch! I love you, bitch!
Yeah!
Oh!
He said, wait, he...
He said, wait, he said, wait.
And I was so excited.
It was like I walked into an all-you-can-eat buffet
and I went straight for the crab legs.
That's on me. I'm sorry, boss. Oh, I see. I see now what you were talking about. I see, sweet Jesus, I hold. Are you rich? So, you rich? Shout out to Enema 666.
Six six and may lord be with you because that's a demonic thing. Hey G G's
Thank you. Oh shit
Like this hutch
Easy peasy
Very good very good
All right
Two kills. Put it on the board! Put it on the board!
Now I know, I know you had for sure had a backpack.
And I held you put it. What do you put the backpack?
Oh, I can sniff loot from a mile away.
Here it is. Here's your blows.
Thank you again, Good Sir. You will be...
It will sing about you.
It will sing about you, Good Sir. It will sing...
Oh, he's a good man.
Oh, he's a sweet man.
oh and my oh and my we love you and my that's what they're gonna say just like
that a little like there's like a little bit of like a small horn in the
background and then I'm just sitting there shirtless right within the afro
and my in my love you all right let's get out of here
uh dude I had a level five plate in mind
fuck you
yo w love for the big dog w love
I need snacks of a proper tea.
We love you, animal.
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because everybody banded together because they feel bad for him.
Honestly, I wouldn't mind that headline.
Fuck it, wee ball.
Fuck it!
Yo, can I get some crackers or something, boss? I'm real hungry.
I can't eat cigarettes, I've tried.
Any food?
Any food for me?
Any, oh, toothpaste.
I've had one time, I tell y'all a story, would you mind?
My mom bought me double, back in the day
they had this like double bubble toothpaste.
And it was like the good taste in toothpaste because they thought if kids
brushed their teeth with good taste in toothpaste set
that they wouldn't that they would brush their teeth and
My mom walked in one day. I was like
15 or something and I was just eating the double bubble toothpaste because I do it was so good
That and the Skittle Bubblegum. Y'all remember the Skittle Bubblegum? Dude, the Skittle Bubblegum was electric. I just ate it like it was Skittles.
Lock in. Lock in. Lock in.
Come on.
Get up!
Bullseye.
Easy peasy.
Easy.
A-peasy.
A-sharka!
easy.
Pashonka!
Dammit!
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Dude, that guy should have fucking killed you.
Yo, what the hell is wrong with you?
Don't say that.
That guy was a saint.
You're gonna get a tinted kappa.
No, shit, a bitch.
No no no no no no dude dude.
Dude.
That's karma for boosting.
Harry can you shut the fuck up?
Do you think I want to hear you give me shit after I was just robbed by the police?
I was just robbed by the extract. I died to somebody else.
I thought I was trying to move, but I had no energy.
Whatever, dude. Do you want to board? Talk to everybody.
Oh, God.
I can't. I can't. I can't. Oh,
that's all good. I'll re kit. I
couldn't. Oh, I forgot to
lose you. Um, oh, I have your,
um, your gun from yesterday, the
AK 12. You want it? Um, yes,
You will be remembered!
Why does he have birds in the back seat?
Does the English drive around with birds?
Is that like gangster or something in English land?
Why would he have birds?
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
Birds are women.
I like birds.
What the f**k is that?
AI, AI is crazy.
Alright man, I'm ready whenever you are boss.
Yep, almost ready.
It's hard to grab this stuff when you're shaking your head.
You said when you're shaking your ass?
Your head. I'm dancing.
Your ass?
My... Damn it, Terry!
My head, whenever I'm shaking my head, Terry, my head.
My head.
Do you have any other questions?
said, can you get some head from ya?
Accept your dailies.
Great song.
Great song.
Okay.
I got food.
Let me grab some food. Let me grab some water and then I'm in there like Jesus and I'm in there like swimwear terry
Hey
Boom check a lacka. Oh, I'm bringing your gun ain't I
Yeah
Do you want exactly how it is you want me to throw a little bit of that hutch touch? Oh, is that?
It looks like shit. Let me put a little grip on her for you. Let me change out the suppressor
Give you a little bit of something something
What's that looking like 64 you cool with 64 sounds good man, all right boss
in 190K on this gun for you. That's how much you mean to me.
I never thought I'd see a Redneck listen to that boy Jillacrew.
Oh, what the guy that shocked his dog?
We should play talk all with him.
I'm not a son.
Don't you talk about?
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Shut up.
Big X is talking.
Hey.
You've got to be careful because when you start listening to Big X and he starts singing,
instantly you feel the rhythm you want to join in next thing you know it got to be careful
You know what, good job getting that kill, Hutch.
Well done.
It's about time you say something positive.
yeah yeah my goodness look at us this bond sucks
yo does this guy in the tower behind this kind of sniper skin you do not
shoot them what why don't kill us though I'm not a coward I shoot him
So they lost I don't see him anymore. He gone
Terry
Yeah, do you think if I trained real hard I could be an Olympic swimmer
I
See him
Yeah, he's got I'm shooting his legs. Yeah, I shot his legs, bro. It's a free kill
He gave up. Oh, she gave up. Oh my god
Good shots Terry good kill hutch
Yeah, dude, he just gave up
up. Yeah, that's a man who has been broken by this game. That is a man who has given
up. He doesn't want to do it anymore. Mentally boomed in the air. I mean, we got no helmet,
naked VPO with a not even a scope. Not even a scope. He got the poor man's scope. Oh,
We have the little B-Line.
Yeah.
No, not even that.
He had the other one, the Hyper Rad Scope.
Monstrum?
I don't know.
I've just told you about my buddy down in South Carolina that runs that salamander farm.
Yeah, you did tell me about the salamander farm, yeah.
How's he doing?
Is he making a lot of salamanders?
Yeah, they're high in protein, but they're hard to de-bone, so we had to get some new health from Guatemala to help them de-bone them.
Hey, I'll tell you one thing, Guatemalans, they are good at everything. Alright, that is 100%.
100%.
Except for circumcising each other. They're all on circumcised.
If I needed something done, I'm sitting in one.
That's what I need done to Guatemala.
Really?
Guatemala and Turkey.
Turkey, they do everything in Turkey.
I saw this guy he posted a YouTube video and he went to Turkey and got a massage I
Wish I was Turkish just so I could get the massage then I go back to be an American
Really? Yeah. Oh
I saw double lift went to Turkey to get a hair transplant really
Well.
About time.
All that game is dressing up.
My man saw a quarter of a retention in his hairline and said,
Fuck it, I'm going.
He wasn't, it wasn't even bad.
It was like he saw three hairs fall out the front of his head
and said, Fuck that, Turkey here I come.
You heard me.
What'd you say?
You're going to get one right now.
What are you?
Oh.
You alive?
But your hair transplant.
Is that you shooting?
No.
That wasn't you?
Actually, I'm going to listen.
Third admin.
No, man.
I got the hair of a lion's mane.
I don't need no transplant.
Lions have hair on their head, bro.
I have hair on my head.
Oh, OK.
I got a full head of hair.
Yeah, it's beautiful to tap these balls take it off.
I don't make anybody feel bad.
Oh, is that why you wear the hat so you don't make anybody else feel bad if they're losing
their hair.
I'm a thoughtful person.
That's kind of nice of you.
Yeah.
I'm really thoughtful.
I heard an admin.
Where are the, was killed in the scab house.
I heard that he was an admin heard that too
Oh there I think these motherfuckers are in here and ease I mean they might be I don't know
Are you whispering in real life they can hear me they can't hear you are you loyping? Oh
I'd be listening
I
You know the macros have no carbs either on them salamanders
Salamanders? So what's he selling the salamanders? Oh shit
Hold their meat. I'll take it. Typically gorilla feed. Shut the f*** up
They grind him into a crude paste and they feed gorillas and other orangutans. What have you?
BANG! Oh, you're killing people?
Ask if they want any salamanders. Oh, Harry, shut up
Fuck up
You won't help no, no, I got I got him through the window. He was looking in the computer
I'm under him
Well, you're under the second I go upstairs
Yeah, there's one more up there for sure boss. Are you sure? I think so. Is that your flashlight?
Yeah
That's my dead guy right there. Are you I'm right over here boss. Hey
Hey, yeah, do you see me?
Who's that scab shoe now?
You big you should lose him is he actually yeah, his name is head balls and he killed somebody
I
Should move this guy mouse coming. She don't need it
Yeah, he killed it listen listen. He killed a guy that had a shitty a KM
But I have a quest to kill scabs with an AKM so I'm much more running kills
Oh
He's saying you know, I think I was out in the forest
I
Back to you swing I think that was out in the forest that shot was
I live in safety
You can't hear me nice when ground why he's in east wing yeah action. No do you hear scabs?
have
that he killed me
i don't think i got stuck on the wall
second story at the back and forth stairs
if i go and got stuck on the wall
the other stairs not this one
right above you and forward
you bastard bitch
why you do this?
why you do this?
you son of a bitch
my friend you hey you son of beach well you kill them and go do you think I know
this guy I know this guy the other day on labs he kept fucking complaining that
I was killing him and crying every I'm in negotiations hey hey can you hear me
Okay. Were you on labs yesterday complaining about dying to somebody?
Fuck no, I don't play labs.
Hell's no way.
Okay. Is it just you? Be honest. If you lie, you're going to hell.
Okay.
Okay.
I didn't say nothing.
So how you want to do this?
how you want to do this what no that's boring dude come on we do this like an
old Western are you in
Are you in or not?
You pissed off Vladimir, he's yelling and shit.
of the
of the
of
of
of
You still haven't moved?
Fuck your info.
Is it just you then?
Yeah, it's just me, man.
We don't got to do this, you know?
You know what I mean?
What else can we do?
We could be lovers.
You know what I'm saying?
You don't have to do this.
I can't keep watching you bag dude
You just take a fucking headshot I swear if I can't listen to trade shut the fuck up
I like how you move like that though you kind of look cool thanks all right well how about
this we both swing on the count of three and whoever wins wins I have a
bolt action yeah I'm on shooter born sadly boss I wish I wasn't but I am yeah
Yeah, here's what it is.
Twing that shit!
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Good try.
Terry, can I explain something to you? You know, I would rather get stabbed in the fucking
ears with glass than listen to you tell me about anything when I'm in the middle of a
fight. Do you know that?
You were deafened for two minutes before you died. You're not going to turn this shit
around on me.
Stop making me deafen you! Shut the fuck up!
You're not going to turn this shit around on me.
I'm not! It's not your fault and it is completely mine, but Terry, shut the
fuck up!
Dude, what's worse?
I'm begging!
Telling you some shit are you fucking me watching you beg for your fucking life for the third time in a row here
We go again shut the fuck up
At least you have your dignity and you
Salamanders
That was before I died
Bro, I'm holding the angle and I just hear you yapping. I had to alt tab and mute you twice
That's just bad keybinds.
Damn, bro.
Fucking flashlights.
Flashlights.
Swing, bro.
Little bitch.
Sucks.
Hey, you're not allowed to hold an angles, by the way.
How?
What else am I supposed to do with the bolt action?
Just lean left and get killed whenever my body goes behind the wall?
I don't know.
You made me promise you.
Yeah, it's true. I don't think I really have an option with the bulky
That's when I wish I had a 338 Lapua. I know I need to use the DBL. I wish I was shared.
I wish I'd stopped fucking dying.
Dude, there's nothing more annoying. Look, you got one though. Good job.
There is nothing more annoying than whenever I'm trying to fucking fight somebody and
I am down to talk a bunch of bullshit the entire raid
But whenever I'm in a Western duel and I'm talking to somebody and Terry is not only talking
But he is yelling
It makes me want to scream
It may and I'm sorry boss. I want you to lock in as your friend doesn't shut the fuck up in the discord
Y'all would crash out as well. Don't even try me
I know y'all bitches and y'all would have lost your
Marbles if your friend wouldn't shut up in the discord. Tell me I'm lying. Tell me
Tell me I'm crazy. Also m62 for headies
M62 or M80s?
Is M80s better?
M61s?
Really?
M6 ones really oh we start probably oh shit sorry hey what are you bringing DVL
again DVL yeah I'll be sniping all day alright dude we can get this done I'm
almost already done with this map I have one more kill on shoreline and I'm good
But our foreign customs haven't started to interchange, haven't started to reserve.
Well that ain't good news.
Hmm.
I'm in the killer's soul.
Tell yourself against the wall.
Cool.
Let's probably bring it back back.
Even though it don't matter, boss.
Bring this.
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You're gonna shoot 70 rounds true true true true true true true true true true true true true true there we go
true beans true beans
Yeah
Well, I mean do we if we wanted to you know, we could have grabbed that dudes gun and then fought
But we got to get Balti kills man. It sucks and we're gonna die in those 1v1s when we could probably win them if we didn't have a Balti
but
It's that shooter born we got to get it done
Yeah, remind me to loot this scab shit
Can you put a scope on the MXLR?
Yes, you can.
Yeah, what you got on the MXLR?
That's a good gun for shooter boring.
Really?
A lot of people like that.
You can, it has a way faster fire rate.
Use ME ammo.
Oh my gosh, and you could put a flashlight on it.
Yeah, people love that gun.
It's got good Ergo.
Can't suppress it, but who cares?
Wait, you can put a grip on that, John?
Yeah.
Hold on, dude.
RK6.
RK6.
Top left.
I'll try this out.
ME ammo, yeah?
Yeah, you don't like that.
Yeah, this thing's kind of cool looking too.
Wait, what happened to Maya?
Can you upgrade to have more rounds?
No.
Have people not been telling you to do this?
They have been, but I just haven't listened.
That's yeah
All right, let's go
I'm excited I
Had no idea I thought so for some reason when I when I people were telling me to use this
I thought I had to do iron. I didn't know
That you could go
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, scope and a flashlight is disgusting so much better than the DVO.
No, class, yes, well, yes, class was canceled today, and it was new.
move to tomorrow because Nick is currently, you know, trying to his, I think his boy just
started school, so he's been trying to get, trying to remember his name. Can't forget
these things Nico Nico right Nico there it is I was getting him all ready and do
it being a good dad he's being a good dad
Yo, this guy's sick, wait, what?
Yeah, I'm either an ecologist first, or I'm either going to kill Scads in this AKM.
Dude, you might kill somebody an ecologist pretty easy.
I mean, just the fact of me having multiple shots now, like, he's like a slower SR-25,
I feel a lot better about it!
I've seen anything up here.
Dude, we need some three tonned onion hype in the chat to get Hutch ready to kill people
this raid.
I got me one.
We want 3T onion emojis to get you dialed in and ready to make you feel good about yourself again.
I feel great about myself, what the hell?
The 3T onion.
He's locked in.
I am locked in.
Yep.
That's because everybody reminded you of who you were.
The 3T onion.
at you near the other cottage yeah I'm in the cottage wait which cottage the free one
the free one the free one I'm in it you want a golden star um no I'm in here as well
thing. You know what I hope they fix and I don't know if it's a bug or if it's how the
game is supposed to be. But the SR 25 whenever you switch the zoom on your scope and it does
that weird like adjustment. I'm talking about. Wait, what? Like when you zoom in on the
on the SR 25. You can see it kind of with this scope where it's like the scope moves down to the right and then back up to where you have it.
It's so massive on the SR and I just don't understand why.
All the ARs, all the ARs, it's just massive. Is there a guy on Fisherman dwelling right now on the island or is it a scab?
I don't see anything.
behind the shack on the left. I saw him running right to the left.
I don't know if it's a scab. If it's a scab, let me kill him.
It might be a player. I'm going to go over there and mark stuff.
I'm looking.
You know, I went on a trip to Tel Aviv shortly before I started streaming
Parkoff.
Yeah.
You think that's a coincidence?
I'm not too sure, Terry. I'm not too sure. Oh no. I still don't see you. Are you talking
about was he in this big building?
I mean dude he was sitting in this, like what in the fuck?
Why was he sitting in this?
Only he's going to know that Eric.
I mean why was he in here?
Maybe he had to mark the table.
in this fucking little shed buddy I marked the table now I'm not too sure of that
Don't back cross yet. I'm bad
Damn dude, I really wish I knew player I figure if you ran to that he didn't
He didn't leave that shed from the time that I saw him so when I was a whole time
Makes me think maybe he heard or maybe he saw you as well
That's why he didn't move. I think there was like three little weapon boss in there
I think he was just looting and then he maybe heard me
and just stood still.
He got fucked.
He got fucked on.
I'll say that.
But he got fucked on.
Hey, you I hear.
I'm going to mark tanks and I got a hit.
Shit in the swamp.
You might just want to go back.
Like I'm not here to go.
So I'll go with you.
Right.
I mean, dude, we might run into like little things
in the same shit.
100% that's why I'm down to run with you.
Me going and fighting in the solar?
You can't just hear me.
I don't care if it's illegal or not.
You can pass to me.
You have no idea what I just saw.
I just saw you walk backwards and vault.
What?
On my screen, you were walking backwards and just
vaulted backwards.
Wait to leave that on.
Get him.
I'm finally I can get tray ban
I'm getting banned from that three men on streets earlier. I know they're fucking
I mean, bro, you literally jump shot it. Did you see the second guy look like back to me
You jump shot is one shot another one in the back of the head and then absolutely destroyed one through a bush
They are all reporting you
None of them can go, I just lost the fight.
I do piss.
Like they killed me in a shitty way, one person, then you killed their entire team in a shitty way.
There's blood right here on the ground.
What?
There's blood right there.
You got shot by a scab, maybe?
Alright, we keep- oh, there's more blood right here.
I don't see this.
is definitely a player
what are y'all yapping about in the chatter sphere?
wait it was me bleeding dude
Oh, well, there it is.
I couldn't see my own blood.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's say I see your blood, but you can't.
I was just posted in the discord me as an onion.
And I think that's a bunch of garlic on it.
I don't know what it is.
Onion powder.
Maybe it looks like semen.
No, I don't like garlic.
Do you mind semen?
Think about this no you don't mind semen
huh you said no no I don't like you don't mind it
I asked if you mind just see him and you said no
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I'm just saying.
Where's all the players at, boss?
no one got to do no quest
try to find that guy that was bleeding
wait that was me
So what is Goop? That's Seaman, right?
Hey, are you just like... It's like I want to play with you, but I'm debating on just
playing with you on mute. Like maybe we'll just use hand signals.
Or like a question like sonar like maybe we'll just be like whales. We'll just use it
You know the echo location. Well, you can be a whale. I can be something cool like a sword
Damn swordfishes are pretty cool. That ain't wrong
Yeah
All right, I gotta go to the tank above resort you know I'm gonna check out resort. I'm already here
I'm just outside looking everywhere
Not seeing Jack dick not hearing Jack dick
be a dolphin? Terry could be a dolphin, I can see that.
he got as crazy as a dolphin. I'd be fucking sponges and shit.
wait muzzle up muzzle up.
you? I'm laying down. You got to muzzle up. Oh, I'll tell you, you meant like, on my hip,
you meant look in the air. Yeah.
Dude, I bet it feels good to be high on them puffer fish.
fish?
Puffer fish?
Yeah, you ever see the dolphins?
They like pass around a puffer fish
and they all get fucking like super high?
Yeah, do you know orangutans
do the same thing
but with fermented
fruit?
They'll find this type of like,
I think it's like a type of pear
or something type of...
They pass it around and sniff it?
No, no, no, no, it's like a
at some point during like its season is like not toxic but it's like kind of rotten
but they know that if they eat it they're gonna get high as a shit
but they'll just go and get absolutely stoned on this fruit
dude i bet that feels good i bet it is crazy
I'm looking inside of west, I'm not seeing nothing, boss.
I wonder if there's stabs there for me to kill.
Yeah, probably.
I'd get to kill one.
I gotta go to take K2, I'm gonna go open that shit.
I gotta go to take a two. I'm gonna go up in that shit.
That was a shot.
So where are you taking Tim and Nick tomorrow?
I don't know.
He's probably just gonna do quests.
Get him into labs.
I think I'll take him to labs at some point for sure.
Is that you?
Yeah.
I wasn't playing games with that one ballast.
I'm not sure what's going on.
Forester's duty, you just finished a quest for me.
Nah, that's the one you got to transit.
Oh, DJ's.
Oh.
You were by power.
Wait, you know what's crazy?
AKMSN that I have is the exact same build as the one the guy had last raid that he killed
the guy for.
Really?
And it's a weird build, so I think he killed the same little guy.
Possibly.
I'm currently up on the roof just staring at the heli.
They're at a boss.
Goons?
Cat's saying goons.
They think goons might be here.
Oh god.
I think I'm good on that wait I have chatters trying to help us out with
comms you have some would you rather use like some sort of code you think would
help you focus or maybe a reward system but here look because you came and help
me
you're just trying to piss me off today you're trying to piss me off that's what
you're doing i have an actual gift for you just trying to piss me off okay let's
see let's see why won't you be honest i'm already over it
why won't you give me a chance play oh
it was me
and i'm attempting to come and give you a gift for helping me do my quest
But you won't accept it. What kind of game?
Well first you need to take back what you just said. No, I'm not gonna take it back
And all I'm doing is bring you a gift. Why is that so bad? Hey, there's people at power station
Yeah
Don't go get an angle on this
I used to do this thing I learned from my buddy in DayZ where if I had a friend I would
just like constantly give him like random shit I found I'd give him like you know
food or I'd give him a suppressor I give him this I give him that and then I did
I'd get him so like a tune to taking a loop for me I'd run away I'd unpinning
grenade and I'd be like dude I got something else for it I drop in and
pick it up and you blow up didn't you do that too what's his name the Daisy
player he just kept killing him I forgot his name both Cephas yeah we had a
history three scabs all on the bridge
Who are these guys fucking shooting at man?
Inside inside.
Inside power.
And I'm just I'm sliding down a rock and I can't stop.
I'm literally sliding down a rock and I can't stop.
I'm actually, dude, I'm so pissed.
What is, bro, you got it?
You got him?
Yeah.
You're more dead.
I'm so fucking proud of you.
What a joke.
Dude, I am aiming at this guy, and my guy is just slowly sliding off of this headclive
as I'm trying to kill this fucking dude.
Oh my god.
Butter rocks right there.
Butter rocks.
Ah, ow, it's, whew!
Thank you, chat, thank you.
Dude, for some reason, anytime somebody types hutch in my chat,
it's a picture of nipples with like a circle and a line through it, like no nipples.
Who's motherfuckers?
Why is that?
I don't know.
There's a bunch of lying heathens, a bunch of heathenism on this fucking platform.
Wait, come and watch over me.
There might be a second one.
I'm over here.
I'm gonna loot up all these gabs.
Beautiful.
Nothing.
Did you ever do the first board breach quest right now?
Yeah.
Or you gotta give it to the VCR driver?
Yeah, I think so.
Package.
Three-ton.
Oh, a fellow shooter born quester.
God, it feels good to take him out.
Yeah.
I bet he's in a lot of pain.
Oh, I mean, look at the guy's kid. He's in a lot of pain.
Especially to die-to-be who's also doing shooter board, he's for sure pissed.
Yup, that was his chance, I'm terrified.
Yeah, finally. After all this time, I've been probably dying on repeat.
It was like, finally, I guess I'm just gonna loot this scab. It is what it is.
He's probably doing the exact same shit I'm doing with these damn glasses and masks and shit
All right, I'm good
All right shoreline done next up customs you got shit on customs
Uh, I think so baby I can also go interchange I can go whatever
Oh shit
What's the what are the maps like it's custom or interchange or what is it?
Customs or a lighthouse I think okay
No interchange your lighthouse customs or something I remember ground zero customs or ground zero I'm definitely there to be honest
I'll look at the two and see what I can do on either.
You're doing Shooterborn today is honestly kind of good because I have a bunch of shit to do on.
Well that's why I was like, I was looking at my inventory before I started streaming.
I was like, what do I want to do today?
And I was like, well, I play with Terry.
I can do Shooterborn and just go and help him quest.
And maybe win a gunfight or two.
Yeah, I'm gonna do that.
Well, dude, this was the best raid we had on Charlotte.
Meers ran around in random ass places.
100%.
There was a lot of dudes that are too locked in.
Oh, I think so.
What?
That is the games.
One dead.
One dead.
Please don't die on me.
can you come over to me anyway
uh... no i think i'm probably best software on that
bird eyes dead
the others who are gonna push
yeah i'm gonna try and help you i'm getting up elevated
i hear him running
are you acting shootable
i heard once words like the power
flying like power
I see you.
I hear running up.
Where's the power?
It was between me and the power?
Yep.
Oh my god.
I actually canceled my surgery.
I can kill and hold up.
Yep.
Get him locked.
Right?
Or the one in the same spot?
I got him.
Nope.
Dead.
All dead.
I keep him in there.
Watch out.
I am.
Beautiful Terry.
Oh my god, nice.
Oh baby!
Dude, they're in the bag too.
Oh, they're dead.
Dead.
Yes.
He doesn't have a GL Bowls.
That was damn beautiful Terry.
That was damn beautiful.
That's how we do it.
Yeah, where did I drop my bag? Anyone remember?
Inside?
Yeah.
I got another quest done. One death bottle.
I am not allergic to milk.
Huge. Huge for the cause.
you can't you you can't what's it called I need headphones by the way you can't buy
any of this you should like min max everything I got some I got some m62 right here I'd take
this rig if I were you or the 300 blackout no I can't use the rig I have one in my bag
okay I can't take two I didn't sign it back I already had this common right you can be
do you want it or should I eat it you know what go ahead and eat it hutch I'll
But hold it it's okay. Don't need that.
I will take this. Have you found what's his name already?
Who?
Bird Eye?
Bird Eye? No, no, I'm doing surgery.
Alright, I'm going to him. All I need is headphones. Did you grab his headphones or no?
I don't think they have headphones.
My guy did.
Hey bird eye has no doesn't I
Got a PRG M10 what the fuck is it take go the better?
You can fold it down to one slot in your bag you don't want it I can't fit it
it's a pocket sniper yes that's how it is yeah I'm dude I'm lucky I killed this
bitch ass holy shit I don't know if it will fit in the mechanism though I mean
had 338 AP rounds on them holy fuck I should probably take the mags actually
I don't think I can fit this I'm gonna have to drop the MXLR move the
a suppressor. Take that. Didn't have a suppressor, it's a thread.
That's a 1 by 5. The scope?
Strip your gun. I bet you did shooter born with it because
it's like useless. I'll just take this guy's MxLR off and
I'll just take this egg out, there we go.
Yeah.
Cab is overcooking.
You don't want the com3 bag for the money?
No, I can't.
I have a rig in my bag.
All righty.
Gentlemen, I usually don't
give you the credit you deserve but I will on this day the mxlr was a w call
from a w chat w's in the chat thank you good sirs this was a great call I should have been doing
this from the get go I actually feel useful now and I'm having a lot more of the daisy bag in your
I like you
Extract I would hit I
Agree I that's that's one thing if I could
Have I got Nikita's ear? I would very much like if they would allow us to put a backpack in hands and on our back
It'd be easier hold a second gun
Oh fuck that let people hold a second gun as well let people bro. The game shouldn't punish you for being successful
And if people are able to pack their their boys shit up more
They're able to play solo and get maximum amount of loot like
There is no negatives especially with their being know what's it called in the game now
No insurance so people aren't even getting screwed over
Yeah
Cheaters can loot double. If you develop your game with the idea of nerfing cheaters by nerfing your game, your game will suck dick.
The game, Tarkov literally did that, and the game became worse for three years.
That type of mentality is a toxic, cesspool of stupidity.
I
What nice work boss fuck
All right mods close the fucking discord
shut the discord down shut it down and everybody shut the discord down it's over
it's over shut it down there ain't no coming back from that shut the fucking discord down
oh my god
i got 37 packs of rolls the hell's wrong with you people
Right dogs complete.
In a sick case acquired.
Hell yeah.
How you guys in the story?
I first started playing this game.
The second day that I ever played this game.
I hope I'm not misremembering.
But I feel like I remember killing the player.
I know everyone's going to call Cap already
because I just said I killed a player.
But listen to me, I killed a player
and this was back whenever I believe you could find
sick cases in marked rooms.
And I killed him and he had a sick case on him.
It was the first time I ever got a sick case.
I had no idea what it was until I got back to my stash
and I was like, what is this?
So I click on it and it opens up
and I was like, oh my gosh.
And what was really cool about it was
Because I had no idea how the game worked.
I was like, Oh, this is cool.
I want to buy a second one.
Cause I wanted to be able to rock two, not knowing I couldn't.
What about street?
So I go to rock two or I go to get a second one.
I realize that you had to be level 35 or some crazy shit even to have it.
But I killed a guy and I got a yes or no.
And that feeling made me addicted to the game.
I'm telling the talking about me getting my first sick case.
Um, yeah, I do wherever I'm in, although I'm pretty sure shoreline and streets was shared,
but I have to look.
I'm turning in all these quest items, which is sick.
Okay. I literally need three more face covers, three more headsets, three more eyewear, four
more body armors.
Um, yeah, streets is done can't go to streets.
Okay. Customs lighthouse interchange ground zero woods reserve.
All right. Um.
I still wish they allowed you to find, uh, gun cases inside of the mark rooms.
I miss that.
cases were sick. I don't know. I think it's a main storyline quest. I'm not mistaken.
I hate how everyone has green check marks, but there's, because this shit's locked behind
ragman level four, which is what I'm working on right now.
All right.
What's the plan, boss?
Where are we going?
You interchange.
I can do interchange.
I'd love that.
Let's do that.
Yeah.
Interchange.
Yeah, interchange.
Let us do that a bit.
Fuck!
Out of food.
I knew that was a visceral scream that could only be stemming from a lack of food
What was that? I
Could just tell what was wrong. I'm on the same page. Oh
Yeah, are you still in well now you have the flea unlocked so you're not nearly as bad now
No, I just know which food means to you. All right you motherfucker. I
Got my first sick case dude
Nice. And I forgot how amazing the sick case is.
It is pretty good.
I'm just going to be grabbing ultra medical key.
And I thought I grabbed something else.
Isn't there another one that's really good? Oh yeah, 11 SR 21 WS so we can leave out that extract.
pharmacy, Ultraman pharmacy.
Do I have that?
Yeah, that's when we hit, bro.
I have three pharmacy keys.
Holy shit.
Are they money?
I don't know.
Let me look 114 K a pop.
What are the best part?
I bought it yesterday for, I think it was like 55 K bang.
So that's why I need to start doing it.
I need to invest in keys and then like, listen, hear me out.
Multi-million, listen, multi-million dollar idea.
Okay.
Don't tell anybody just me and you work.
We're going to like, let's find keys and then like, I'll have you plant the
lead X inside of it.
Yeah.
Then I open it up and I'm like, oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Look what's in here.
And then we sell hundreds.
Yes.
We buy out the end.
Let's do like dorm rooms, like 109 and then we will lie to everybody and
in choose the prices sell off the supply what do you think yeah and we're
billionaires right in that moment but here's the problem like what happens what
happens when I chat finds out you think they'll be mad what did the damn hawk
two a girl do when she got trouble you just disappear and then make it only fan
six months later. Well, you have to do that. Genius! Do you have a fat ass?
Oh, sorry, sorry, let me know. Okay.
Oh, this is great. We have officially broken my chatbot. I thought that everybody is
is not talking whatsoever, and no one's just not,
nothing's going on.
Okay, wonderful.
Let me go ahead and pop out three different chats now.
One, two, three.
Bots, can you please answer with your codes in the chat?
Their voice activated, Terry.
They're pretty incredible.
Stopwatch!
Oh, there you go.
There they are.
I hope they're talking enough for that guy now.
Alrighty! Let's do this shit!
I gotta go to Albuquerra, Albuquerra, Boscadale,
Can't for rubber ducky.
Reloading patches. Reloading bot mesagons.
Free sinking. I just saw Dave rolling there and that would be alive in 15 minutes. Love
You have auto gear in here. I think you are. Dude, I love the pro chat shit, but it just
fucking breaks man, like every day.
Hey, we're too much, cholesterol.
Any idea if the M.E. shot will pin
kill his face mask?
Come on, my G!
Don't face mask.
You gotta hit him in the top of this, in the tip of this.
Or the ear, right?
Yeah, oh my gosh, dude. Have you seen the pro chat thing where it's like the multiple chats all put in one
Mine broke yours bro. I'm in hell. Yeah
Fix it
Maybe if I re-opened it.
Oh, I think we're good.
Everybody talk!
One's in the chat!
I actually need to refresh.
Well, maybe having everyone put one's in the chat wasn't the greatest idea.
the staff it is good you to good wait a minute now kick is good twitch is good
YouTube not good yes ashing is ill you know what it is it's because we have more
people in YouTube today than literally my god I was asking a sale out well that
will happen I'll be back much sorry you to my god you're up in a different
Dude, do you want to go upstairs and cover me?
Big window?
Yeah, what?
I got a guy near me.
Oh, shit.
I'm an islander, you know, Sash this is how far I die.
Yeah, do your thing. Do your thing.
I'm trying to go upstairs now.
One on one on one!
I don't sound crazy.
I'm up here, boss.
Is that you running in?
Um.
Is that you out there, right?
Yeah.
Where's that mask for me off that guy?
Got it.
I'm running all the stores fast and we can go as power on or no.
I don't think so.
I haven't heard it turn on.
I don't hear beeping so no.
I am.
Alright, you can do anything.
Let me know if you die.
I'm gonna try and fix this shit.
shit.
Okay.
Okay.
But YouTube works.
YouTube say something?
Somebody please?
Okay.
Yeah, okay, so YouTube's just fried.
See Twitch?
Okay.
Okay, yeah, we're just kind of screwed so then I'll put you guys down here like so I
Have a player up here
Me to come up no I die I die
of
the
death
of
I'm about to die completely.
You dead?
Yeah, about to be.
I'm...
Where is he?
He killed me.
I died for you, boss.
you mouse oh I was he looking at me because you real loud I can't sniper
shit it is asking my head nice why is it that I have to literally be on the
verge of death they had a shot my goodness dude I'm fucking terrible
Hey, baby
Yeah, it's okay I
Died right where that sky just was all right. I can probably lose your body dude. I'm so sorry
You should have died there. I missed a free shot then missed another shot then missed another shot reloaded dodge bullets
missed another shot reloaded another shot missed another shot and then I shot
again missed that shot then I shot three more times missed those shots no no
that was a that was a crisp heady at the 94th shot
There's any I'ma just turned on power to
We heavens so bad
Huh one tap
One easy
That's how it's done guys
Class will be tomorrow be going over aim training how to be successful how to be sexy
Listen you I know you're watching this and you're thinking hutch
How can I be like you guys? You're never gonna get here. You're never gonna get here. It's a level of skill
That they truly write and tell stories about it's
It's difficult it truly is
But if you work hard enough and you get good grades you can maybe be here you miss a lot
How much did he miss you oh?
Dude it was I mean yes, I might have been missing, but I was moving like a ninja
And he also missed legitimately two four-quad something like me and him
It was like if you took Helen Keller
And what's that dude's name?
I know
I don't even know what one brother. It's just like
Like it's just it's a timing Terry the timing of him
Shooting me in my arm the very millisecond. I click left click is
The most infuriating fucking shit. I've ever dealt with in any game ever
Also a guy below me, dude
I'm honestly just going to take your bag bro, fuck this piece of shit.
I
Or fuck me
How does that guy miss like three mags when you in one time me welcome to talk about bro, usually I'm the one who's getting one tap
Like that fight lasted so long at one point
I just kind of sat there as I was taking refuge behind the wall thinking to myself
I usually don't get to this point, you know, and I'm usually dead by now
I have to turn on the what's it called so I can take this key card. That's why I'm taking so long boss
He said level four plates.
What the fuck am I doing?
I'll be honest with you, I think this mouse pad is the worst mouse pad I've ever used
in my entire life.
And I've used it for so long, but now that I'm playing Tarkov, I realize that it is
an utter piece of dog shit.
This is my message to you, Chad, if Gav or AgavMF ever tells you get this mousepad, just
remember he is shit at the game and you should not listen to him about mousepads ever.
Ever ever ever.
I mean this thing is about as rough as playing on a sand pad.
What is this? 11 SR?
I don't know what this thing's called. What is this mousepad called?
It's called a Zor-ison. Zor-ison.
Zor-ison.
D-O-R-E-S-Y-N.
And look at this piece of shit.
Look at the fabric that it is.
I mean, I can't move my mouse without putting the strength of 9 to 10 Arnolds and now I ain't even capping, it's the truth.
I don't like saying his last name, I struggle with it. I ain't trying to slip up.
Hi.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, how you legs feel, pussy?
Come on, you got it!
You got it!
Now you bitch!
Very good, very good, Terry, sorry.
I got you murdered.
I apologize for that, boss.
There was a lion, well, shit.
I got food.
Yeah, what's a good mouse pad I should get.
I'm literally leaving tonight so I'm not worried about it right now but what's a good
Not bad I should bring next time got it yeah this thing is fucking terrible
Oh, Terry, I have your whole kit.
I just remembered.
Sorry about that.
What did you have?
I just uploaded your kit like I killed a guy for it.
What all did you have?
You had your Type 20, got that.
What kind of max you had?
You had the HK Steel, got that.
Yep.
What else did you have, boss?
That Flux helmet.
Flux helmet, Flux helmet, boom.
A helmet, headphones, boom.
I got your backpack put you in a salua.
I'll put you in a colac morphine.
And then I'll give you I got you in May five six a one out.
Nice.
Would you like a 60 round back instead of a hundred?
No.
All right.
I don't know where your mag went.
Oh, it's right here.
I'm just going to load you all M856A1.
Yes, sir, mouse.
There we go.
I'm not going to let you go.
Erie stop licking your butthole.
Very as preemptively said it just in case.
Don't worry. I'll stay.
The other room doing it right now.
Oh, check them.
I will. We got to invite me.
Goodness. Did you go run a solo?
Yeah, factory.
How to go.
I can take one thing about me I can always take one more backshot if I got it or bear
armor. Thank you chat. Oh, shit, shit. Tell Lemon after this raid, we'll pull him in.
Okay, I have somebody that, I mean, when you're talking about skill, Terry, and I know you're,
I don't know if I've ever told you this to your face.
You're on my top three list.
You might, you know what?
I'll say it.
You're my top two.
Did you know that?
Fuck you, die.
mind. That's what I get for trying to be nice to you. Get a little fucking twerp, five foot four,
got a cat that licks his own butt hole and he's bald. No wonder you're shitting out your own butt.
You're paying out that thing because you mean, you're mean and you a Satanist.
I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that boss.
I was just upset.
I know you're not here, but if you were here, I feel like we'd be holding hands and singing
together and talking about each other all nice like Terry.
That's what I think.
Oh, hey baby.
Just talking to Terry.
He's not here though.
What's up?
Good.
Yeah, running out of lunch, even though I know we're leaving two days.
It's kind of unacceptable
I'm back one second. I'm scolding my wife
Wait the older all you drop my shit. Yeah, we listen. We need to make sure you know rule number one of this house
Don't run out of food
It's okay
I'ma let it slide this time
wonderful
Yes, I'll take my pills. Yes, ma'am
Yes ma'am. What pills?
What I know I look good today. You look pretty good. I
Looks good. You know they say
You look good. How are you? I like it crap, but you look good a solid good
Love you
I'm back
You know they say fat people cause global warming
Well, good thing. I ain't fat a good thing. I don't believe in global warming
I
Got a mark the mini busies her buses
All right boss, I'll try not to miss 20 shots again boss
Gav, this is what I want from you.
I'm giving you full, full choice.
I want you to give whatever you think is best, again, and order that bitch.
And that's it.
Well, I won't actually be here.
But swipe the fucking card.
I don't even want to look at it.
This is all on you.
Just use the PayPal use the business card buy whatever you think is good and if it sucks I
Kill Kern and then oh shit
It is I don't make the rules
yep
yep it is what it is it is what it is
oh they're up there boss yeah i leave all the way to the parking lot this way
They are up there code where I see his legs dude. I see legs. I shot in the legs like five times
I go after this I think I do you're killing me's like one HB go ahead shot them. I'm not going with you
they're all up here bro I don't go I don't go
oh one of them has a fucking killer helmet on run we can handle that in a
minute. Yeah, you might have a killer helmet on, but you're still ugly, bitch.
Yo mom look like my girlfriend.
You smell like bitch.
You're willing to kill in Hellermitt and you still won't push.
I would have sounded cooler if I didn't have a speech impediment.
Fuck you!
They're going to call you the scab killer.
Oh shit, here we go.
Congratulations, you can press the F1 key, but too bad you suck.
What's going on over there?
I'm talking shit, and I think I'm gonna die soon.
Do you want me to use lethal force or no?
these yes yes you suck bitch
they're in they're in the place parallel to lower tech wood floor yeah I also think
they're gonna rotate all the way around I'm an ally now
once once down here what's trying to come down here they're both coming they're
both down here now shit I'm up top
One once
Good one
Sedgeot boyfriend
I'm filming. I'm going to rass. You know, I see
Well, you finished a quest brother and it gave me the alert
I didn't even know that you died
You could have said anything I could have I could have bro I could have
I don't think I killed one I literally shot the dude and as I shot him I thought
Let me feel either let me see the clip no no no no you're not gonna say fucking dog shit to me brother
You're gonna watch the clip and you're gonna shut up and look pretty okay?
Okay?
This is the worst timing I have ever seen in my entire fucking life.
I don't understand-
Are you talking to me?
Yes.
I called you pretty.
I don't understand what I got an alert for.
I literally shot this dude in his fucking face and got a question.
How does that even work?
I have to see what this was.
I have to.
I have to see what this is.
How?
How does this work?
They're both down here hold one shit I'm up top
Hey one once listen listen to the noise don't say shit don't say shit don't say shit listen
watch and tell me you wouldn't be confused
Let me do regular timing.
Go one.
Bro.
Bro, there's no way that that timing was that good.
Shit.
You gotta listen.
One, one.
Go one.
Yes.
Sure.
Whatever you're saying.
You shot him in the chest.
That's not what we're talking about.
Yes sure whatever you're saying you shot him in the chest. That's not what we're talking about what we're talking about is the
Absolutely retarded levels of timing that I just had to deal with in this stupid fucking game, bro
It is on the literal millisecond
Brown. Brown. You can't blame me for that, Terry. You can't. You can blame me for not
saying that I was dead. 100%. But you-
It's all right.
You would be confused. I mean, bro, that is the worst timing I have ever seen in my
entire life.
Yeah, I'm not pressed. It's all right.
is so shit is there a way that like you can mute the audio of quests is that a thing
yeah I'm gonna add limit into the call Terry oh god okay
You in the group chat?
Oh dude, that is, that is, literally, I've never been more upset than I am right now
at anything in this game, actually it's a complete lie.
But bro, holy fuck, how unlucky am I.
That is the craziest, craziest, craziest, that is bar none, the craziest timing that
I've ever had in the game by far the craziest timing that was in sanity absolutely insanity
Wow well hello boys welcome in welcome in hello lemon hi Trey I heard of your big catastrophe
yesterday intentional catastrophe um I'm hurt you almost higher level in hutch now
oh no you might have actually passed me I think I let me go this guy I might I might be 25 or 26
I'm a family to take care of so you're right you're right now what compelled you to do such
a sickening thing well I wanted to get the cool achievement but I didn't have the modifier
for the cool achievement so I had to reset and get the modifier for the cool achievement
Isn't he a sick banter?
Isn't he a sick fucking bastard?
You are wild.
You are a wild man, Drake.
It'll be alright.
Okay, let me see what level I am here.
Now, what are you guys doing today?
Are we working through some tasks? So
Is you and Trey are probably on the same quest
Yeah, I am okay, I'm level 20 I've got a few more levels, but I bet by the end of your stream today Trey you will live far surpassed
So we are currently
Just I'm doing shooter born and immense amounts of pain getting actually styled on by dog shit players because I have a sniper
Trey is questing and dying on repeat trying to save me while I suck with the sniper and
That's what we're doing. I
Love it, and we're doing are we doing a little bit of all maps today? We're right now on interchange. That's cool
Interchange is great. That is great
I do have one request today, but it can't it can't be our first one. We got to do one labs
Oh nice. I have one two three four five seven key cards. I I've got a single key card
Single key card, so we need a really I almost turned it in for the task to fishing place, but I kept it so we can do one run
Okay, don't you love them chat? I mean limit the guy who walks into the room and it divides
Definitely change. I think I have two tasks on it. So like we've got a really dial it
Yep, yep
You know I was gonna tell Trey, but he was AFK lemon that you know some are calling you the best this game has to offer
Really we're saying that a lot of drink
It's the rumor on the streets and that we're not probably around 2.0
Yeah, we're not talking like streets is in like nice streets
We're talking like the slums of California sleep streets wait, but no what?
The slums of Florida
Florida the Florida swamp
Whatever you say pal no one's taking it's on our sidewalks buddy. Okay, just remember that
I get
Man on meth shit on the sidewalk. That's a lie. That is a lie
I listen. I don't I know so little of Florida like what is truly like the absolute shit hole of Florida?
Like what is it all worse to the word? Like what's like a word a few balls?
Okay, you know I would probably say the shithole
I'd say Tallahassee is a shit hole
Uh, I see in Florida though. I'm not sure. Yeah, Tallahassee's in Florida. It's our state capital
Prove it really. I yeah, I also I'm unsure about Orlando is a shit Orlando is a fucking shit hole
What or let it's got the Disney land or why it's a shit hole
I mean a the Disney world is cool
Like it's cool like park or whatever the fuck but everything about Orlando that surrounds it
Shit hole
Okay
Where else?
No, Tampa's one of the nicest spots. We got relax. Yeah, it also disease not actually in Orlando. It's in Kissimmee
Kissimmee Kissimmee that
Yeah, that's
Y-O-U tray. That's how you spell it. I didn't spell that right
Let me invite lemon I
I got a I've got to mark those buses and we got to get that I got to get that second book
Oh dude, I got to get the books. I just marked the bus
Last raid
So we'll just have to dip down there just for a hot second. All right, you got the markers on you
I got the markers. Let me just grab a little gun here
And that's all this girl you ever dated was out all
I thought it was like some kind of joke in there.
No.
Listen, have you guys ever played together?
You know, I don't think we've actually played together, but we've definitely, I've definitely
been donated at least three or six times.
How is it yourself?
You've donated yourself and me.
You were doing it yourself and me.
I was thinking of the grenade when we ran into each other on that.
Oh yeah.
I can't remember what you said.
I just wanted to apologize about yesterday and I threw a grenade at him.
I said I got some loot for you.
That was a nasty grenade throw.
You lured me in too.
I thought, oh you know what?
He's actually apologizing, everything's going to be all good.
And then I explode it.
Limit, I'm starting to see a common occurrence that he's just killing you a lot.
You know, the last time though, I killed each other.
It was my greatest claim.
You killed me.
Yeah.
I, well, I also killed myself though in the process.
Dude, he killed me with a grenade.
He threw, he tried to throw it out the room.
It stayed in his room, killed him and then killed me through six walls.
The greatest daisy mastermind that ever lived or just the bad grenade toss that worked out.
I'ma be honest, out of all games I've seen Trey play.
He's definitely the nastiest at daisy, but that's probably your best option.
Are you dead?
What you took him out with you?
Dude, he actually had, he had the, I can't remember what, were you starving to death?
I think I could actually froze to death is what got me in the end.
Oh, yeah.
He is a great.
Yeah.
And he froze to death before the name blew up, but after he threw it
and then I actually so fucking gangster.
It was like so like I did so quick.
I actually that even right now, I thought I died to the grenade,
but it was I died to the cold.
That's so awesome.
The oopsie poopsie name.
The oopsie poopsie name.
Oh, and I have a clip of it for you.
I've somebody sent it. Yeah, please. I'd love to say it and and I killed Sarah
I love you. You're his loot. Oh, it felt good. Wait, killing Sarah more is aura. Oh
Yes
Let me pull this up and I'll watch it between next read. All right
All right, boss, I'm the mark this
Let's do a quick mark, markin' books.
Let's do a quick pharmacy, what do you say, Hutch?
Yeah.
He's got that for us and he said we can have all the loot in there.
What?
Did you get your stems there, Hutch?
Yeah, I got my thick case.
Oh my goodness.
Where did you end up getting the stem from?
Me and Peanut last night ran through, what's that shit called?
on shoreline
labyrinth
labyrinth
and he'll be on me
yep
and i got all the- i cramped our lab's secret- oh
i'm looking for that
i see him
i see him
he's walking
dude he's like
oh look at him dude they're naked- oh my god it's a free shot
it's a free shot he's standing still dude
i'm looking
i'm looking
i'm looking at this shot
oh my god don't miss that
and there's another get him
oh
one
I'm just gonna lay as he runs
We laid the guy earlier lemon he gave up and walked away from his PC
All right, he's got no legs he's got no legs
Crazy behind that pillar
I see how much he was. I see him. I see him. He ain't got no leg. He's not peeking me
That's poor guy. I'll shit to him lemon. Let him know
I'm doing great, let me keep talking to him.
What we're going to do is we're going to really rasantatize you,
so you're going to rip off your skin and wear like a mask.
You're up against the weapon man and the skin boys.
Dead.
Nice.
Great shot.
He's four guys
Level six
Yes, who we're here for gentlemen
He's got some days
to
Bad than I need his ammo
All right, that's three o'clock
I didn't grab the compacts not
Did you stash them for the class? Oh?
Did I stash those ones? Is that the one with the gazelle? Yeah. Yeah, I did that one already the same class raid bud
Yeah, I did that one last Wednesday.
I really slowed down.
Living just, you know, he gets distracted.
You know, he's like, I need to do this.
But there's a Norwegian heretic raven.
You know, and it's just hard to stay locked for a little bit.
Listen to what they call it.
I think Hush is looting that reel a little bit too fast.
There's, uh, I just wanted to see.
I like seeing what's in here.
I'm going to take this over here deep in.
Oscope in the bag, dropping it on the ground for one of you.
Thank you, Bob.
Take that, buddy.
Thank you, thank you.
100K, what a sweet treat.
Another Oscope right here, limo.
Oscope, oh my God.
It's a Christmas miracle.
Would you like to traverse the basement?
Yes please.
For your mini-bus.
Yes yes.
Or maybe upstairs for the book.
Which book do you need?
Upstairs or down?
I think I just need the upstairs.
We go get upstairs book.
I'll go turn on power.
I'll meet you guys and then we can leave out the key card.
Roger Dodger.
Alright.
I need the downstairs book too.
We're going to grab it on the right.
Alright.
I'll do both.
You know you're going to be some sort of freak psychopath to take one book and
and leave with it. I'm not even sure how it happened. We we had those players we
killed those players and then we were really fat and I think that was also
when we finished like three other quests. Oh yes and then I died and you got
died and then you killed the guy and looted him. Yeah that was a good raid
for you. That was a big raid. Oh two raids later I punched my desk and quit.
I heard about that.
That was the worst they have ever had.
And it wasn't Lemon's fault. It was a bad day before Lemon joined.
Worse than when you had that dead tooth?
No. That was the worst thing in my life.
Now dead teeth in real life or?
Yeah. Oh no.
Wasn't a dead tooth. He's misquoting.
Basically.
Sounds like a dead tooth.
No. So what happened was, it's a beautiful story.
It's about the day I got engaged, okay?
Okay.
So, me and my wife, or a girlfriend at the time, we were, uh, decided to go on a cruise.
I hate cruises, but I let her talk me into it.
Oh my gosh, she's going to the gun.
Please do not get on the gun.
Um...
Is that killer?
It might be.
Dude, killer's here.
I got him.
Yeah, you got him.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Did you get him out?
Is he dead?
He's dead.
Great work.
Great work.
You want this helmet, boss?
Can you take it?
Go for it.
Go for it.
I got one.
I got one.
Okay.
I got one from Hutch a couple of raids ago.
You know what?
I'm going to put on his armor and I'm going to take his helmet.
Oh
Finish the story. Sorry. Are we ready? Can I talk?
All right, so long for a short in my wife go out to dinner
I was like this now I'm gonna you know propose I'm gonna take her up to the top of the deck of the cruise ship
It's gonna be great. We're gonna go to this nice dinner. We go to dinner
I bite into a piece of steak and I can feel the root of my tooth
collapsed and it was like what because I was already drunk so like I had the pain
was kind of like a numbing sensation but I could literally feel it felt like
underneath my tooth just broke this sounds now listen this sounds like a
dead tooth it might have been it might have been I don't know but you got a
dead tooth what happened was is that when my tooth broke it went the root of
of my tooth went into the radio nerve in my mouth.
And I don't know if you guys have ever dealt
with that type of shit, but let me tell you something.
There is no pain.
I've torn my labrum, rotator cuff, my lath,
my fuckin' tooth.
It's here, labia?
Oh my God.
What?
How'd you tear your labrum?
My rotator cuff and my labrum, you dumb ass.
It's because the tooth is connected.
What?
No, I'm making it.
When the two went down, I guess that's the problem.
I'm saying an example!
You tore your labia?
Yes, I did.
Labrum! Labrum!
Those are the wrong lips, bruh.
Labrum! Labrum! Brum!
Brum! Labrum!
And your bum?
Labrum!
Now, she said no, right?
She's like, I'm not sure I could marry a guy with a beard too.
I feel that happen and I'm like, oh my gosh, I need
Shut the fuck up train. I'm like I need to drink more. So I start hammering Bruce keys
We ended up finishing dinner. I just didn't even act like anything was wrong. We finished dinner
Didn't come out it was still there it just like it was just broke. It's just okay. Just sunk in. Yeah
So
So, we go up, I propose, everything goes well, she says yes, with, you know, whoopee.
You propose with a dead tooth?
With a broken tooth, yes.
The dead tooth proposal.
Well, we get back to the room and I am in an immense amount of pain.
I am in the fetal position on the bed, bro, it was the worst.
I was like, don't talk to me, I am in pain, the worst pain of my life, I was just, it was terrible.
And then we were engaged. You should have visited the cruise dentist, I'm sure he could have helped
you. So, fun fact, there is a cruise, because I went there, they don't have dentists, they have
doctors, okay? They've cruised doctors and they're very expensive if you have to go to them.
And I had to go there, I waited all night, I couldn't sleep, the pain was so bad.
And in the morning I went there and I got a shot in my ass, a painkiller shot.
He sedated you, he said we're gonna have to put this one down.
I had like, it was a five day cruise and that happened on day two.
It was the cruise veterinarian.
I had to go every day, every morning I'd go to the doctor on the cruise
and he'd give me a shot in my ass as a painkiller.
Yeah
We went to the Bahamas yes, I did of course I we went to the Bahamas bro
And I literally was looking up on my phone
Dentist's office and the Bahamas that I could go to and the cruise people the doctor was like do not
go to a Bahama
Fucking
Dude person that is a terrible idea. I was going to a homie mommy
Shall I open up this extract boys? Are y'all merit?
We're going to mark his last
Is that the new area
to deal with this tomorrow, you know, I'm cool with my dentist, and he's like, sounds good,
and that next day I had him yank that fucker out.
And then all is well.
All is well.
That's the best stuff.
I still have my teeth from my childhood.
My mom and dad just put them in a zip-lock bag.
Back left corner, yellow bus.
And then I put them in a you guys
It was this game these round things
Let's touch it a great experience
I still got them.
I still got them.
I should make them into a necklace.
What'd you say?
Yeah.
Or a little ring.
An engagement ring.
An engagement ring.
Will you marry me?
Is that a dude's ring?
It's my dead tooth.
It's my dead tooth.
These sick fucks.
These sick fucks.
Ugh.
my dead tooth is my dead tooth you really missed an opportunity there hutch what what
oh i'm good with the dead i had a foreclosed with my dead tooth yeah that has been a great
idea is to rip that fucker out yeah oh yeah thank you baby
She walked in I told her I was down the story she instantly rolled her eyes she's
like I've heard this story a hundred times she always goes why do you tell
people she's not real is this you guys yeah
What up boys?
Beautiful, babe, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Fire on this thing is hot.
Have you been a button?
Yeah, right up here in front of us.
We got the bullets.
How many more kills do you have, one?
One more. Oh, two here.
Yeah, no, no, no, I propose. I proposed before I had her say yes before I was in the fetal
position. It immense amount of pain. I mean, dude, the entire night, I'm not kidding you
chat, the literal entire night. I sat in that bed and I would get up, I would put the
wash right in the water and the sink, get it cold, walk back out. I just sit like
this. I was crying. I was shaking. Dude, it was the worst. Listen, and y'all might be
judging me. I tore my hamstring, not faced. Well, it sucked, but I, you know, I dealt
with it. Labor Rotenikov dealt with it. UCL dealt with it. Never cried on any of them.
Bro, my teeth. Great, guys. Guys, my teeth pain. Honestly, the best part of that raid
was here in the dead tooth story was horrible was absolutely terrible
but tooth pain is the worst bro by far no it was listen there's a certain pain
threshold that you get to where even it exceeds ibuprofen's powers I've taken
I'd be proven I used to pop four to five ibuprofins before every start whenever I was dealing with my my uc l-tear
Well, I had very good news very fast soon, but
Dude, there was nothing it was I mean, I mean worst. We got a transit though. I
Have whatever like the main storyline question. They also gave me like this
That I could put on the tooth like this gel. What do you mean? Oh?
I was using it so much that my work and my like a story line thing was not for me to
swallow that shit.
I don't know if I've done that either.
You got to go to managers and sewer and server and let me look.
No funny business, all right.
Yeah, yeah.
Did you throw it?
Oopsie is it.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh!
That's it. That's the clue, huh?
That's it?
You didn't miss anything. It's just him throwing a grenade. They hitting the fucking roof like he didn't you didn't miss anything
There's a bad grenade throw that worked
Oh dude that clip it's just him throwing a grenade
Throwing it into his own room and then just falling over dead
Yeah
There were no winners on that day when he told me I wanted the damn like blueprint or whatever from him. Yeah
And he said he had it and I didn't have it.
Yeah, he's like, all right, I'll throw it out to you.
Because he killed my friend.
You he killed Sarah Moore, who was my friend.
And I said, you know, the blue go and kill.
He said, I'll throw the I'll throw the blooper down.
I said, all right, throw it.
I heard him throw something that is not the fucking blooper.
I've seen enough of your clips.
Trey, I did not trust you.
I mean, Trey, it was it was literally every day.
was a clip of you just being a piece of shit.
I had handbino and ass fucked in prisoner
and dead toll passage for like an hour.
Yes, I was with handbino.
You might actually killed me right before that.
I was with them, I died and then you went in here
and then you tortured them.
We would literally, when we were like doing stuff
for the server, one of the things
that was like a push mechanic.
And we were like, oh, the push mechanic's cool.
And then I saw a clip of Trey having someone hostage
or I did you not 45 minutes with the push mechanic.
Oh my God.
Just sitting there and the guy would try
and get out of handcuffs and Trey would just push him.
So it canceled the animation.
That was hand be know.
Listen, my favorite Trey trolling though
that I think about often was still the voice recorder
on the Russ server.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
The Hawking with the voice recorder.
You found like three days later, right?
I literally found one on the on the on the ground or something.
Like when I saw the next day, you did I was laughing.
So or do not have to ban like three days at that point when you
found a train.
When, uh, where are you guys trying to go?
Um, don't you need another on interchange?
I do.
We can finish up there.
Well, we don't have to go there.
We can go.
We can go customs.
I don't know if I actually don't kill some house.
We can go woods.
I do have things on the woods.
Down for woods.
Have you leavened anything?
Yes.
I got a stash of golden necklaces.
The same.
And I got to kill Sturman.
And I got to get the van.
And see the BTR driver.
All right.
What's it is?
I also have to see the BTR driver.
I need to bring money for him.
I got some for us.
Well, I've got I've got money, but I just we do have to bring some. Yeah.
Not if you want to like drive somewhere. Yeah, we do.
Oh, but we do. We have to go to the fancy new place, right?
Yeah, but if you have that quest, the helping hand or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Let me get some cash.
This is great.
All right, the woods we go
La la la
you
I think that's a great song.
Speaking of that rust server, did you ever pay me back in
Snoil?
Oh, dude, once you got banned, it was completely the contract
right out the window.
The contract right out the window.
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
I can't remember what you gave me.
I think you literally that night was when you got banned.
I give you like oh that's what I was in crude. Yeah that was kind of early in the life too. I don't remember what I did with that crude
But I'm sure I put it to great use
Well you said you were gonna triple it in snowy hole, right? I was gonna triple it in snow LL, which I'm sure I did and
Then I was planning to pay you back and but I was banned see but you were banned. So I think I donated it to charity
Really
What charity
The kids the kids rash fund getting getting kids rash free I
Hate charity
You love you love kids have rashes
Yeah, I would donate to a charity that gave kids rashes maybe
the rashy kids
LLC
For profit. For profit.
All right, gold necklaces. Is this a dock? Do I throw it down there?
In the cabin.
Oh, the cabin. Yes, yes, yes.
I still got to put mine in dorms.
Head on absolute swivel.
You got a bolty on your back, are you doing the bolty quest?
No, but I got to kill sniper scavs, and I don't remember if I have to do it with a
bolty or not so I just had this and brought it.
What level did you reset at?
I
Grinded up 200 mil
And then I and then somebody was like dude you don't have street tax other what are you talking about?
I looked at the achievement thing and you need street tax to get the 500 mil of cheap work you guys got I lost
Yeah, I was using the rest of it saw a mill boss
Where the fuck am I use the boss by the way you got a column as yes boss for this way boss
We're at the we're at the rocky area boss. Yes, I'm
Now listen, how did you get 200 million? What was your what's your strategy there?
Killing everybody waiting for hutch to die and loot in this bag the greedy gluttonous bastard. Uh-huh
What miss pretty good strategy?
I've been selling all this shit.
There's a guy in front of us.
Oh my god.
I got him.
What was that guy doing?
One of his tabs up there.
If I kill him, this account, you should kill him.
Let me just hit him.
It's a moosa enjoyer, level eight.
You sons of bitches, that could have been my kill.
Well, he was danger close and you were pooping.
I was.
I knew it. Hey, do you want this beta bag lemon? I can't take it.
Sure. Yes, please. One beta bag. Yes, yes, yes.
You can say a lot about Terry that he's ugly, short, stupid.
Did I say ugly? But he ain't greedy.
I can't say he's greedy.
Yeah, but I'm not sure I'm average. Hey, you're stop it. Stop it. Did you know Terry's 4 foot 7?
Well, I'm 5 9. No way. He's a you're a strong 4 foot 7. No, I got his average. No, no, ain't average.
I went to TwitchCon and the number one comment I got was people were like,
Oh, you're taller than I imagined.
How tall are you?
How tall are you?
I'm 5'11", which I think is just kind of like regular.
That's normal size.
It's a little bit taller than that.
That's taller than average.
That is average.
Google it.
Google it.
I think it is a little taller than average, but still.
I was like, I just felt like most people thought I was a short guy, which is fine
to be a short guy.
By short, you mean like shorter than 5'9", because that would be average.
Yes.
You mean like five seven maybe they thought or like five four
Yeah, that'd be pretty short. I'm in the middle cabin. That's where you gotta play some
Okay, I really appreciate your shipper work here right now
Yeah, this is what the hutch is pretty good
Times where he's just dying dying dying. He's like grab my loot. Please. Please. Help. Help
What?
And then he's telling you that with a mouthful of food, ain't he?
He is.
And it's just like, dude, let me play the game, which no one has ever seen.
He's always like, oh yeah, she heard the story again.
It's like, really?
Nobody's seen her.
And you can always see him hit that gox a lot right before she starts talking.
This is heathenism and I say sheen in quotations, obviously.
You both are scumbags, quotes over a lot of what I said there, a lot of quotes there.
You both are scumbags, unsubfixes.
And I've got to go to the van down by the river, the lake, RIP Chris Farley, bro.
You look a lot like Chris Farley.
What?
RBSMP? He had his shot, isn't that good?
Rescue.
I see you. I'm behind you, Terry.
He has some.
Yes.
This is me in the second.
Coming out.
To the van!
To the van!
I
Do I chew gum so I feel like I'm eating all the time and no jackass I don't I
Chew gum
And I have to be moving at all times or I'm losing my fucking mind
Dangerous yeah, I heard that
Yeah
Okay
It's one of these days, Lemon, you got to ask Patrick about it when everybody started
calling him a pecker-checker.
Okay, I'm going to write that down, topics to discuss when there's a loss in the conversation.
Pecker-checker.
You're asking about pecker-checker and the three-ton onion.
People have been calling that.
No one has been calling me that.
He just calls me every day until people start calling me it.
People have been saying that I've been seeing a sketch on actually the three tonion.
That actually makes sense because he loves onions.
What?
Take it back.
Take it back right now.
I could make you a delicious onion.
Take it back.
I could make you the most delicious onion.
I'd never eat it.
have you been
listen have you been tried grilled onions
i don't need to try to tell you is disgusting that's good stuff
i like raw onions
little bunch of onions
yummy
where you at there is say it hush but you're going the wrong damn way brother
what do you mean
we got outskirts
i know you had to come over here i was just seeing if there's anybody inside of the
small area
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I got it. I'm on my way back to
Outskirts and it's all no
We are running full strength
Full speed ahead no fear in our hearts. I'm running full sprint
Lemon's mole of a
Slow walk, you know, he has a club like jog
Clubfoot and a strong heart murmur
That's a wrong heart murmur.
You hear this heart and you're like something's wrong.
Is that someone playing the bongos? No, it's just Lemon's heart murmur.
It's just murmur and it's speaking its own secret heart song.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
I rescued a cat from the campsite.
What were you laughing at bro? I could hear my heart in my chest
Do you have a heart murmur actually I actually have a heart murmur yes
That's why you can't scare them
Oh my god
You son of a bitch
Now I'm literally I'm not I'm just I'm gonna not even see a mess. I'm just gonna walk slow this whole way
to teach you a lesson. Waste our time.
Okay, I'm kind of bored. I'm okay. I'm CMSing, but I hope you learned a lesson.
See, a lot of people would coddle Lemon and his heart condition. Me, I believe in
putting this heart to the test, you know, if we can get his heart,
is this you Terry? Yeah. We can get his heart. Oh my gosh. To respond better. Now listen,
imagine that when you're trying to get my heart to respond, you actually trigger a heart
attack and I die. Do you think it would like boost your viewership? You think it would
It would definitely like the first like Hutch's first stream back after he's killed me by
shooting me in the leg in Tarkov, which triggers my heartburner heart attack.
The first stream back, it would be a crazy viewer attack.
You just really enticed me to keep doing it.
Now put this guys, if I die on stream, it's Hutch's fault.
What the?
I just thought if I died for any reason on the green take that man to court
He's a murderer listen
As long as you stop the cooking streams the chance of survival goes up by 90%
Let me make let me cook
The taquitos in the burrito dude, let me do a taquitos in burrito. We talked about it yesterday
I can make you an incredible
Takeda burrito surprise and you have a cold soup
So like like serious
That that sounds horrible
Okay guys, I'm finally out of here after my lock down play.
I've been watching for a while.
I'm so happy that he doesn't have Dr. Jekyll because he would be sure I'd want if he did.
Oh, no way in hell.
No way in hell.
Although you know what, I still don't know what my two other allergies are.
It's gotta be some kind of injection.
I'm not too sure, Bob.
I've just been doing peptides, by the way.
What?
If you've been wondering why you lost so much weight.
Oh, thank you for the compliments.
I honestly, I don't even know what peptides are.
I'm just going to get to them and shit.
Oh, is it like like ozimpic stuff?
Kind of.
Yeah.
So is it pep jack?
No, pep jack is more of like synthesized testosterone.
So he knows.
It makes, it greases up your pipes and allows you to poop it all out.
Yeah.
There was a while where I thought I had a kid.
Oh, ozimpic is a pep jack.
There it is, I thought I had a kidney stone and so I googled and I don't know how I got there, but they said if you drink a pint.
It's half of a pint of olive oil and half lemon juice.
And you do it once in the morning, once at night, the acid of the lemon juice will break down the stone and then the olive oil will slick up your tube so you could, you know, shoot that sucker out.
out. I did that for one day. I thought I was going to die. Like my roommate came in. I was
sweating profusely. I was white as a sheet. So what did you do? It did not work. What the
fuck? What did you do? That's why you never trust the internet. I did a morning and nighttime
mix, a pint of half lemon juice, half olive oil, that's terrible! It was it was horrible. It was so
horrible. It was the one in the morning, one at night, and then I literally it was the closest
like when I went to bed that night I thought I might have killed myself. And then the worst part
I went to the doctor. I didn't even have a kidney stone
You know, there's more to the story, but yeah
It wasn't a kidney stone. What was it? What was it? How many calories is that?
I don't know. That's like half of a hunch breakfast
Yeah, I said it's something what wait, where we going? Where we going? Justin Woods?
Wait, what? Woods? Go back to Woods. What the fuck?
Oh my... That wasn't shit on Woods!
Wait, hold on, hold on.
I'll accept it in a second. I'm just tuning my quest.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Oh, we still need to do the BTR.
Yeah, that's why we're going.
Oh, dude, I knew the camera on the damn dock and two markers and I got to stash the military
cable.
You got to sash what the military cable at somewhere other.
Yeah, that one.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
What a fight.
That way.
And he said, yo, Skrick, thank you so much for the 10 gifted, man.
I just thought he could trick me to go into customs.
I appreciate you, bro.
Genova, Krispy, Geeks, and Obsidian, thank you.
I should bring the right gear.
Yeah, dude, I almost had them.
He had no idea until you said something to Lemon.
said something lemon. I didn't say nothing. That's 1900 calories of olive oil. And it was
horrid. It was absolutely horrid. I will never do it again. But you be straight. It kind of
does make sense, right? Like the acid of the lemon with the olive oil, let's lick up the tubes.
I'll tell you, there's something there. Whenever we meet my brother, we're in a Texas
roadhouse and he told me or he it was like a dare or something I remember was you order
a shot of vinaigrette no it was of what's the stuff you put on salads what the fuck did
you order?
No, no, no thing vinaigrette.
It was like it was olive oil.
It was olive oil and something else.
Oh, balsamic vinegar.
Yes. And I took a shot of the olive oil and I took a shot of the vinegar or the oil and the vinegar and bro, it was the absolute worst thing ever, dude.
I went to the bathroom and I was fighting demons.
This is completely made up because none of them would order a fucking salad.
That may was fighting for his life on that toilet.
Whether or not, I'm kind of the only fat one in the family, and by fat I mean a petite.
Now my dad's a bodybuilder.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Did you know, Trey, that Hutch's dad came up with Red 40, the food guy?
Really?
Yeah, he's a big Red 40.
He's a nice man.
I'm happy to have him up with Red 40.
He just crawled into the damn experiment lab room and he was young and drank him up red
40 and turned into a superbeat.
Everyone's saying I bet he's proud.
Fuck you.
I
I guess you are building your body just in a different way.
You wish you could build your body up past five foot seven.
Nine.
And that's not short.
I'm thinking of redoing my body based on the strategy with, uh, what's his name, Flavicular?
Oh, yeah.
The clav daddy.
The clav protocol.
The clav protocol.
They're breaking the giant redoing the nose drafts nose. Yeah, I have to I've got too big of a
He was screaming in Israel a couple weeks ago
What's in Israel?
He was with some hoes
Tray has a nose ring.
Did he get his limb or his limb lengthening surgery or no?
Vlad?
Wasn't he going to do that?
What's that thing?
Yeah, they break your femur and your calf and they put two rods in it to link them by
a maximum of two inches each and you can gain four inches max or maybe six.
That sounds healthy.
I saw it there was a guy, I think it was on Instagram, I saw there was a guy who
got that hype surgery.
He's like back, you know, he's running and shit.
like dude it's all great now you know you'll be great in your 30s even maybe
of your 40s but 15 20 years you cannot tell me I just saw some right to left
in front of wood sex it's a scat you cannot tell me that you're not gonna
have any health problems give me some horrible you're gonna be on you're
gonna be on a walk it can even be worse than years of overeating and lack of
exercise
I feel too scared to dig right?
Are you seeing Sturman? No Sturman though huh?
Damn I needed him boss
Oh Sturman
I love the jamming of the thou
Did you just drop that?
Fuck you
I didn't get it, chat told me
Fuck you
Where is Stur Michael?
I can't hear you boss
Yeah, that's his legal name, sure, Michael. My buddy went to school then.
Real dick.
Round up.
Is that guy shooting at one of you guys?
You got it, huh? It's killing.
I'm dead.
just a nice beautiful one tap to the fucking face like usual where are you at lemon get
him boss I'm he dead by the trap where are you at I'm in the in the stacks of stacks
of logs I'm gonna flank towards the duffel rock beautiful one tap I got football pads
on don't forget it so much fun I guarantee you it's a throw shot in the building hatch
No, no, no, he's on the right side of the building in some bushes.
Oh, shit, there's a scam right here.
He's too. Probably looting my body right now.
Let me if you go on top of those woods, you'll see him.
By the queen.
I feel was there's nobody.
He's in the warehouse.
He's in big gray.
Oh, yeah, I see him.
Or another one.
I threw a nade at him.
He hit him with that nade.
He's dead.
Nice.
I killed him.
I'm also in the warehouse.
Great work, great work, great work.
What the... are we gonna...
Oh my...
Oh yeah, look at all the money we're making.
Dude, this is who kills you?
Yeah, how many uh...
Dude.
Dude.
I'm gonna let Lemon tell you, Lemon come here.
It's going to be embarrassing. I could I'll spare you telling lemon is level
But this no, that's a scab this guy here
Where'd you where's his uh, is his doubt? I won't tell you his level, but I'm just looking at the gear alone
Yeah, and what bullets did he have?
He I'll put it this way hutch eats more meals a day than his level
He had some sp5 in there of that
Let's go let's get the beat here. I know for an absolute fact that it's gonna be a throat shot or some bullshit death
I already know it
Yeah, that guy
That guy who had a real roller coaster of emotions
He's like, oh shit, I got one.
And then as soon as the grenades came in, he's like, oh no, not like this.
Oh man, love it dude.
We need to grab the package from the sawmill but that's quite the ride.
So no taking the ride or we taking the ride?
Should we take it?
Don't do it!
Do it?
Don't do it.
Do it?
Do it?
It's better fucking not go do it. Don't make me wait this out
It's hard to hear what he's saying
Oh, yeah true. I got out to it. You say do it or don't
Let's get out of here, man.
Let's go this task.
Oh.
Hey, there ain't no reason for that thing to be so damn loud.
I mean, he really got that thing ripped right now.
I gotta mark this Mars circle.
Of course, bro.
His first bullet in his gun is Pab 9.
That's what I get. Honestly, that's what I get. God forbid, I go towards someone in
this game. You know what? That's what I did. I deserve that. I deserve death by moving my
feet. I broke the rule. I broke the rule and I paid the consequence.
You're scatting without us, huh? You fucking 3D bastard.
Oh my God. Absolutely. We got out of the BTR.
That shit ain't right. We should get back in that thing.
You all right little jit?
Oh, oh, there's a player scab down there.
Really?
I'm pretty sure you had down by the, see the orange crate on the other side of the rock.
It was over there.
Yeah.
He was running real, real squirrely like-
Get me in there!
Well, that was him.
That was not him.
We need armor.
What else do I need?
I need armor.
I have bones.
Do I have bones?
I have neither.
of
I
That's the way it is.
Not a man.
Not a man.
Hehehehe
I knew he was low on ammo, boys. I knew he was. I knew he was. I knew he was.
Coming all the way down, dude.
We know that there's another guy.
Come on, leave me alone!
Don't come pussy!
I'm a scab Jackass
Free Scabrap
Hurry, Scabrap!
Get out of here, let's go.
Get the hell out of here.
flashbangs are raided and only lagged people so easy to get shooter born in
heaven but let me tell you that I did I saw some eye he's got one eye I think they
died wait you guys died yeah dude we died because we got out of the BTR they
were camping us we should we should have tasted the damn shit okay so you
guys are just lying okay good good I'm glad we're starting our day with
lies. We're not lying. We're just it belt is a light embellishment. Yeah, lie. You lie.
You lie and you lie and you lie. Now, who has my gun? I don't. What was that gun? Oh,
the m 700. I got it. No, God, please know the m x l r m m c. I don't have that. You
You know, I might have picked up your MXLR, but seeing that we're having to wait here while
you're doing a back-up.
You tell us not to go, and you could have gone and bent out.
We've been up for six minutes.
Are you guys done sucking each other's cocks?
Is that, are you all done?
Are you done?
Can we play the game?
We're having a great time over here, and you're slowing us down.
I am walking around helping.
I wear nothing.
I have a gun that's a lot.
I'm gonna bring it out, but you have to promise me
you're gonna get a PMC kill this time.
Yeah, please.
And if you don't, you have to reset your account.
Yeah, die.
Literally die.
Literally die.
I would rather.
I can go to customs.
I'd prefer not to, but I can do it.
All right, we're going to customs.
We are going to customs.
After customs, we lab.
I see their labs.
Yeah.
Okay, we're going to customs.
I'm bringing my gold shins.
Part 1, what do we have to locate for chemical part?
What is that?
What does it say?
I've done everything like locate.
Is it 114?
Maybe.
Does it say 114?
it just says locate and obtain any item that could help with the investigation.
I think that shit is 114, boss. Okay, wait, no, wait, no, no, it's 220.
It's 220, bro. Okay, let me buy this real quick.
Dude, I need a gold chain, hutch. I can't buy them.
them.
mouse.
What?
I'm jamming out to Jack Black.
What do you want?
Bring me a gold chain, will ya?
Sure.
This one.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
And buy a Mark's Key so we can loot it.
I already have one.
Oh my God, he has one.
Praise be, praise be.
I already got one. Anyone else need anything? You need my kidney?
Uh, I probably will in a second.
That thing might be toxic.
How many gold chains do you need, Terry?
One.
Okay.
Yeah, my kidney would be the size of your whole body, Terry.
They wouldn't let you donate that thing, dude.
They're going, no, we're good.
We are looking for donations other than you.
Not you.
Not you.
Next, please.
Anyone else?
Listen, let me see here.
Okay.
Oh, so then oh, I see you. He gives me the keys. Now I need to go to dorm room 220. Is that how it works? That sounds right. Yeah, something like that.
All right, we're going to the dorms.
And I was just going to let us loot the marked room.
Going to give us the marked room. Right after Terry gives us something.
Wait, what?
That might conveniently be at head level.
It is.
Okay, I'll give it one more second here one more second. I need to make a quick AKS 74 you to kill a few things
Do I have the key on me it's a valid question
Wow, what a call
I'm ready. I'm feeling anything wrong, but just so they don't, I got some anger out to
go about themselves. Okay. Right now they're, they're on a high.
They're like, I'm smarter than much impossible. Impossible. The Chinese soup. And what you
do is you get egg and egg flurry that you like stir in ever so slowly as the soup is hot and it gets
all stringy. Oh, it's like a string. It's a string cheese. Hey, string egg soup.
That does sound good.
That's quite good.
Sounds like nastiness.
I don't like eggs.
Dude, you don't like eggs.
You don't like fucking onions and vegetables.
Wait, you don't like eggs?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Listen, when you've eaten as many eggs as I've eaten, okay?
You can get to a point where you're just tired of them.
It's not the fact that I won't eat an egg.
Like an onion egg
I'm egged out. Yeah, also. Oh my god. You have a lot of struggles. No, let me hear about your struggle
Get this dude about a day before Tarkus play I
Got the damn parasite bro. I was
The Darius yeah
There's no one I would get it more than Terry I
I wouldn't wish it upon anyone. It was awful. And I'm just now getting over it. And then
I started getting real sick, like coughing. I mute every 10 seconds to cough. And I'm
like, what's wrong with me? So I'm, and I'm looking up and it's like, it's just a side
effect of the diarrhea thing. And then I took a COVID test and I got COVID now. What?
I had the diarrhea bug and then, and then now I've come huge.
You jumped straight from weird. What are you doing in your off time?
He's making out with garbage cans.
He's going outside. He's like, Hey, is there any homeless people out here?
I need to nurture and snuggle it.
Maybe it's from that dude's jacket I stole.
You got to wash your hands.
You got to stop, stop associating it with the homeless.
At least you don't get, you know, don't get it.
I don't want your hands straight from from the diary a lettuce bug to COVID. I mean you're on
I don't even leave my house for my girlfriend's a PA. So she'd be bringing that shit back
From the doctor. Yeah, from the hospital
No, bro
When my wife's like my kids go to school and they come back from or they first go back to come back to school
Everybody's getting sick. Yeah, those kids are swapping germs. Yeah
Nasty little bastards
I don't share food with my kids just no I don't want to die
Next
All right, boss I'm dialed
I need to go to dorms for 220 and I need to kill scavs with my gun.
Don't kill scavs.
I need the scavs.
What is shippent tracking?
Shippent tracking is in the new area.
It's like a little box in there or something.
I actually might have needed a key for it.
I don't know.
But let's focus on dorms.
first. Two 20 I care about more.
Oh, they're down there. You can already hear him.
I love Jack Black, but his music is trash. You are.
There's a sniper scab on that thing up there though. You see it? You got to give me your
gun and let me shoot it real quick and then I'll give it back.
a quick gun swap for a second. Okay. Sharing is caring. I don't mind sharing. What the
hell there's a good carries down I repeat carries down to the left down by in
the woods down there that sounded like a scab shooting at him but apparently it's
more
actually no way that's not a headshot but he's dead
I'm throwing grenades I just want to I think it's just one I need head shots for
shooter one don't I? I think so unless they changed it yeah I was just that
bozo holy shit but Terry died oh he's up on the bridge I can grab his death
but putting gifts for going that way too I don't know why Terry went this way
bro this way fucking sucks oh my gosh Terry you don't want to see what you
died to you don't a lemon come look at what he just died today I'm looking
I'm getting deja vu, but I will look. I will 100% look.
That count?
Oh my gosh, you did count. Wait, what? Sure.
I don't know how it counted. Wait, isn't it headshots?
Oh, I already had one. It didn't count. Fuck me.
Alright, well, this guy doing, he was lingering in the bushes.
Lingering in the bushes.
Yeah, let's, uh, actually you know what, I'm gonna still, I'm gonna step into dorms just for two times.
I'm in. Well, let's give it an attempt.
Now, dorm 220, is this one, is this the two story, is this the second story of three story?
No idea.
come on chat somebody tell me here i think three story i think it's three story
yeah three story okay okay
are you ready up there yeah i'm on i'm on the hill that you run up from behind me yeah
check that ice cream spot you know that guy who killed us killed us told all
his friends about the location he shared that check this out I got these two
It is
That's you in the yeah
Let's just hit hit 220 dip out and we're done. Yeah
We take 10 minutes jump through this window yeah, that's good
No, I'm just gonna go through the bottom floor, I mean.
Okay, I'm in, I'm in.
I'm on third floor, I'm just gonna take a quick look for those shots that were happening.
You're a flashlight?
Yeah, on second.
I'm just going to go.
I'm not seeing anything.
Gathering my quest is the car up.
I'm looking right now.
Cars not up.
We got a journey.
We have a journey.
We got a journey.
We're going to jump out the back real quick.
Yep.
Yep.
We can hold on on the mark.
No, no, you go ahead.
Jump out the back.
No, just don't.
What's in there?
What's in there?
Well, how many key cards?
What's the key card's itch?
Don't you worry.
Don't you go.
You can have that gold chain.
Go ahead.
Don't you need the stash though?
No.
Well, M-17 for you.
Take that NK.
Wait.
Don't you need a ejector case though?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
You got one?
Oh my gosh.
Oh, okay. I will never talk poorly about you ever again.
You better not. You better not.
Mark my words, alright?
Remember I did that for you. Okay?
I will remember.
Remember that shit.
I will remember.
Alright, I'm gonna go back and jump out the window. Grab the backpack.
I'm going to be back out by the car.
Yeah.
You'll know it's me because I have an injection case in my little pocket.
I just dropped down in front of you
It's a scab but I think it's a scab in that building that shot wasn't a scab no
You see sniper scab up there, what's the situation? I'll let you know if I do
I do have bad news though, I do need Sniper Scab myself so you can kick Rocks, with love
of course.
Bad news, bad news, I'm unable to kick Rocks, I will have to take the shot with a sniper
shot.
Also, if I take the shot, I think it'll count for both
because my task is overlap and yours is not.
What?
How does that work?
Yeah, some of the tasks are overlap
and some of mine is an overlap.
Yeah, what is overlap?
And yours is, it's where our tasks overlap.
So if I shoot it, we both get it.
But if you shoot it, only you get it.
But wouldn't overlap be both of us
are overlapping on the same task and?
It would seem that way,
but it's a one-way overlap task.
Got it.
And how did you figure out that your overlap
is better than my overlap?
Nikita and I have been talking.
Oh.
Personal Nikita conversations.
Got it.
Got all the phone, text, PayPal, carrier pigeon.
All of the above for the most part.
Got it.
Me and Nikita are very close.
I mean, not to...
He's invited me to Russia.
I said, not to, you know.
Nikita's like four of my tweets this week.
How many tweets does he like of yours?
Well, he won, but I'm still very proud of that one.
Now, I will say out of all four of those tweets, you were in three of the pictures.
Oh, hell yeah.
Now, for my tweet, though, he responded with more than an emo.
Does he respond with actual words to yours?
No, he has only liked it.
Down the road, down the road, down the road.
Scab, scab, scab, scab.
Let me do that scab.
Yeah, on mine he said I think he even apologized it said I'm sorry
Your water for the
I want you to know I just killed a sniper scav
I want you to know that that did not overlap
How do you know that how do you know though? How do you know you haven't checked again personal correspondence with
fire to our left. Oh no, it's a scav. We're okay. One shot.
One kill. Dude, I think, you know, Nikita's done a lot of interviews with like, Pestily
and some of these guys. I think, I think Nikita should let you and me interview him. You
know, we could, we could do bad cop, good cop, but then we could swap being each of
the cops halfway through. We'll keep them on his toes. And then just both be bad
and then both be good.
Yeah, both.
Yeah.
We'll do like a good, bad, good sandwich, you know.
You start with the good kind of butter them up, then we both go real bad.
What is your favorite bird?
And he tells us, and then we go, what's your political opinion on the climate currently
in Russia?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Honestly, I feel like that kind of interview would get a lot more coverage than, you
know, the other stuff he's put out.
Listen, we can guarantee him views
We could guarantee him views
Nikita, I know you're watching this right now. Hutch and I would love to interview you. All right
We promise we will not do bad cop. It'll all just be good cop
We'll let you write all of the questions wink wink
Yep
That's what we do we come we'll let you write all the questions and then when he gets in we ask
None of the questions he wrote and only our personal questions
That's how you get the first thing I do is I pull out all of his questions, and I light them on fire
Yeah in front of him and
So we know I roll it up. I wrote the things and I smoke it
Paper and printing right into my lungs. Yes. Yes. Let him know that we don't care about him as much
We don't care about ourselves. Yeah, we're wild
Set the tone for the conversation and we're really just geniuses and when you think about it
Look around make sure there's no rats in here. Yeah, I instantly open the door on the left to leave you with any rats
That could be out there on high alert. They just solve each other
Appreciate it. I appreciate that so kind anything for you
So go ahead and talk me through the tactical reason why you're on the left shoulder right now
Uh, because my Discord button is still, uh, clicked to talk, so whenever I click it,
it just walks you to the left or the right.
And I'm going to keep it. It's kind of grown on me.
Hey, Lemon.
It's like a curveball.
It's been that way, it's been that way since the beginning of this wipe, and I'm going to leave it.
Honestly consistency is key and I preach it every day when chat yells at me for wearing a white or a black shirt
Consistency is key. Welcome back in Terry. Oh
Hey, that's right. Shit or nah, I got your shit. I got your shit. All right. Nice. I
Shot a few of your bullets, but I got it all I got your rig. I got your backpack. I got your ear set
I got your helmet. I got your bandages. I even got your backpack.
Are you never said gun?
I I got your gun.
Nice. You should have lied.
I think you were kind of.
I thought I wouldn't notice, but.
No, I got it. I got it. I got it.
man the 11 SR 50,000 rubles that is it right now would you guys get from Mark the 11 SR and
what 11 SR Tyga and a stem case that I gave the lemon and a gold chain that we could give to you
you. You want a gold chain? No, you can wear it. Are you sure? Yeah. Are we going back
to customs? Or the chain? Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. I'm just gonna buy all this ammo.
everyone else in this discord you like sushi lemon hutch doesn't oh my dude hutch come on you're
becoming a meme don't you say that i don't i feel like i was gonna say who doesn't like sushi
i don't hate sushi i'll have like i like california rolls i like that's not sushi
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
That ain't sushi, boss. Sushi? Ooh.
Lemon, is a California roll sushi?
Hell no. I mean,
it's like, it's like the child sushi, all right?
Okay, okay. What about, what about a tempura?
Hell no. That's the same shit.
Well, tempura is kind of sushi-ish.
Just because it's Friday, is it not sushi?
Also, we've got to get a tray back in.
Do we have to?
We don't have to, but it's something we should consider.
It'd be a long, awkward discard call.
What do you guys have to?
Oh, nothing in the raid.
I'm going to break.
I love sushi is one of those things.
If I was really wealthy, I think I'd eat sushi every day.
I'd probably die of mercury poisoning, but it would be a wonderful.
I would get it at least twice a week.
I love sushi.
It tastes good.
Like you just feel good after sushi.
Like I love burritos, you know, but like, why being a burrito every day?
I, I, I don't feel the greatest.
Little wasabi.
Ooh.
I want to say wasabi not knowing it was hot
Oh, no, it burned right through. Yeah, whoo set you on fire. Won't it?
It'll flare right through the nostrils. Yeah wasabi will light you ass up
I'm talking that like that nigiri bro. I feel good after that
What's nigiri?
That's yam.
It's like the fish over. It's not like a roll. It's like a little ball of rice and the fish on it.
Yeah, I don't like fish.
Oh my god, dude.
Well.
Yeah, I know that is pretty close. You got to be careful saying that.
One slip up while you're saying whatever you just said, it's all over for me.
Thank you lemon. Oh, you're welcome. What about me? Why not thank you hutch?
Lemon dropped me myself. Well, I helped lemon carry it out not physically but mentally and spiritually
You should have heard the things he was saying about you
Yeah, go ahead tell him women
It was horrible stuff. He was muttering can't trust this guy sick in the head
mm-hmm raw fish enjoyer yeah I stand by it I stand by it all he's kissing the
homeless he says un unconsensual homeless kisses that is a hundred
percent the truth have you met right he said he said see COVID super spreader
the adventure of covid that's what i said
dude actually i got something you would you would like hutch what's that you got to get this write
this shit down get your wife call her in or something okay listen you need to get they're
called cheeseling wings bro they're Korean wings hope i see someone
I
Spotted where you died Terry
I'm sorry. I died. Yeah, I was
Is he going to dorms or is he I don't know he could be up on bridge
He didn't I don't think he crossed the bridge underneath
He might be like right in front of us lemon on the other side of this bush. I couldn't really like
Yep, he's running far left
It's a scab
Fuck me. I heard the scab go, whatever he said
He literally ran from where Terry died last raid all the way across bridge and up the ramp. That's insanity
I'm gonna do this bridge crossing right here. This is for Trey
Do it
In support of trade it's these big massive GMO wings and they put them in these like in this like cheese dust thing
Oh my god, it's busting. Oh, is it good?
They're the best wings they're very
cheeseling wings
We need to go for you. Do you need to go to the dorms?
Dude, I didn't bring my chains bruh. We go to dorms
Chains are in mark room we plant them easy quest
I'm on the stage of the saves.
I do not.
Alright.
There's gonna be three chains in there.
It's gonna be fantastic.
100% guaranteed.
There's people busting down over here.
Somebody shooting at me?
Where is that?
Where is that from?
It's from right...
Where are you guys?
He's from construction.
yeah I think instruction or the bushes by the wall I'm near construction right now
I can maybe hit me but it did no damage yeah I want to look for this guy I'm
gonna try to help I'm in the weird building by construction
Gav, I go to my right.
Oh, let me get this guy, let me get this guy.
Gav, to the right of the road.
I have no idea what to shot, let me know.
To the right, I thought it was going to be like windows.
I see him I see him Terry lay down
I'm inside he's dead. We're dead. Oh
It was a player. Yeah. Yeah, we're dead. Where was he?
By the bushes next to the player in crack house really
And he's mad nothing scabs. I mean, that's I got my name written all over it
I see a right hatch, yep.
He was right here Lemon.
Oh my gosh.
He shot you with an SA-50, he's a level 8.
You died to a level 8, I don't know why you're laughing.
You died to a level 9 last raid.
No, he was 18.
Well he had more gear than my level 8 did or less gear sorry
Hey one time and my guy was a pro I think he came out of the crack house. I think he came out. We're at runner back
He's going towards stronghold. Okay, that's perfect
Yeah, yeah, he is he is he's ass naked bro. He's near the the porta pot
He's going to like towards the flare extract. There's two of them one's geared one's ass naked. I'm gonna shoot the one in the legs
I'm shooting the legs.
He ain't got no legs.
He's at the stashes at the portapotty.
Yeah, Hutch is nearly there.
They're at the stashes near the portapotty.
Yeah, I know exactly what I'm talking about.
I'm looking.
One's naked and one's pretty geared.
Get up in stronghold.
Yeah, I'm going to.
I'll tell you if they leave.
I saw the ones close to you the one that's still across the naked one there the naked
ones running to stronghold it looks like.
In stronghold careful lemon.
I'm in there in there.
Yeah but next in staircase.
I just saw one cross.
The naked ones on the railroad.
Yeah I'm looking.
You know in the old gas he already he crested it
I'm gonna keep pushing the old gas. I'm gonna get that guy
There's a guy next to me near the staircase lemon
Yeah, yeah, and he's stronghold. There's one in stronghold. I'm gonna go take it guy. All right, I'm gonna go for stronghold guy
I'm just using non-lethal force. You're doing great Terry
I'm shootin' the land.
So you are not in stronghold right?
No.
I'm dead, dude.
He's playing terrible.
Oh my god, he's playing terrible.
I'm breathing the house.
Where you at, Lemon?
I'm in stronghold.
I'll see if I can get in here.
gotta push up on that train brother here to see him oh he's just laying down here's
the fuck out of me is he over the tracks yeah the tracks left side just laying
down with this dick planted in the fucking dirt it literally cannot kill you
try just run at him he's all the way down on that left side
there's two other one's dead
you see him
dude I got the breathing bug
But you know that from behind you yep yep yep
He's in the bushes over here, bro
Go to the right
Hey, right you see him look to the right of that bush right to the bush right right there. Oh
That's him. That's the gear
Oh
I'm fucked up lemon. Oh, they're running to the right now. You got me dropped one. I think I went out
Where's the other one at I don't know
Bro, this is the I should have gone both these I'm fucking pissed man
I guarantee you he's laying down like his boy, good names on you, I don't, I don't,
in my pockets
Oh
You see him next to the tree
nice
nice
just a good chick in the fucking dick huh
huh just I don't have shoes I just used to I just I have to stop pushing people I
have to swing wide and shoot them from a distance every time you walking around
I'm creeping nope nope nope
I get him
All good you got him that's huge coffin. Yeah
He didn't even touch you I can tell barely hurt
I'm all good, man.
Was that an AI scab or players?
No idea.
You got a flare?
I
Sound like you're
I'm gonna go over to old gas and kill these these casual quick
happen
anything else doing well
should I grab the code yeah definitely grab the code
where's the code spot
it's right past the old guy
on his side
There's gav ran literally right after you that was insane
It was I can't believe there's player stabs and customs that fast
My man hit the spawn ran straight to tray instant killed him and then fucking killed you
with it.
Oh good good good good good good good.
I just wanted to do a quick reset you know get us all back in.
Oh no I appreciate that Lemon you're so thoughtful.
Alright guys we're doing labs we're doing labs.
Who's doing labs?
We're doing labs.
We're doing labs.
Alright.
Alright, Bob.
I don't really know this math.
Shut up, Terry.
Shut the fuck up, Terry.
We are doing labs.
Access the tear group facility, okay?
Cool, cool, cool.
You flip on the deadly...
Jimmy!
I can't believe I've sniped for this long to bring a night vision is night vision a thing. Are we doing it?
We should yeah, someone will bring it. I'll bring you some Terry
all right
I'm
out already.
What is my best gun?
Oh, I'm actually excited not to be using a fucking sniper.
This is going to be electric.
Shooter born and have it on labs. That's not a choice. I don't think
Yeah
They fuck it I'll use this
I'm so freaking excited.
And I tell you man sniping it hurts the soul.
Like you just get to a point where you're miserable because you're dying to people like that and there's nothing you can do about it
I have a level six plate I do
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got one shot at these nods.
I can't buy any more.
You can't buy a Hemosat off the flea until level 30.
You didn't know dude military training is the difference between a Hemos stat use and not a Hemos stat use, okay?
Nikita makes no mistakes
He's perfect
Oh
Let me grab this oh wait, we can't go straight. Oh my god transit. It's gonna be bug dark because we have to transit
Yeah
Well, that's what we're bringing a night vision
No, it makes it like even with night vision like super dark if you don't reset before you go labs if you go to another map first
We don't have the option.
Yeah, we're fucking no matter what.
We'll be fine.
I make sure everybody's got a car to on them.
Here, I've got a car.
the car. Yeah, I want you to
know lemon that my chat someone
in my chat just said don't
worry gimmick will carry. Okay,
Let's get that person permanently banned.
I would sound like that gimmick guy.
I I will say we see we, you know, got some similar sounds.
But anybody who like visually looks at us, you know, I'm wearing a giant hat.
Like the giant hat doesn't give it away.
Like you see the hat and you're like, I don't know.
Could still get the hat on gimmick.
It's just get the hat off.
I'm not kidding though. I was at a store yesterday and I had a photo. I was printing up some photos and stuff and
one of them was me and gimmick in the photo and the
Person ringing me up saw that photo and said oh, are you guys twins? I
Swear no one's ever said that in our entire lives and now all of a sudden I think it must have been a chatter in real life
Let's rock!
Okay, here we go.
Yup.
I got a grizzly if you need it.
I got to see what we're doing.
What do they do to this map? There's so much shit.
they need to have more more more underneath they need a floor under the
floor
THIRD SQUARE
THIRD SQUARE
Sorry to say.
Get over here, get over here.
15 seconds.
Okay, 15 seconds.
I think it's that good.
Wouldn't it just not let you leave me if I wasn't in there or something?
I'm pretty sure that's what happens, but I don't really want to test it. Yeah
Can I grab a drink while this loads up?
I give extremes in the later afternoons and lemon streams in the morning time libs check
plates got you
Oh my god, we're in I'm still booting in
Oh, we're in Oh, we're in boss
No, it's on the ground.
Oh shit, we got the worst fucking spot.
Alright, look, look, look, we gotta go to sewer first.
So me and Noel Lemon can come back here.
Nobody dies, alright?
I'm just gonna sit next to the door and wait till you guys get back before I might go turn off power
Well wait if you do that we offer a server game
Does it remember you won't be able to see
I'm willing to do but we should do it back here if we do it when we restart right now before we turn it off
We should do it in silver. Yeah
I'm going.
Oh, we have to restart our game and then you guys go ahead.
I'll hold first.
Also, look, here's the deal.
If you cue another map and you play and then you do labs.
If somebody turns the power off in labs, it's like pitch black
even with night vision is bug.
Wait, so am I like alt f4 ring or?
Yeah, alt f4, alt f4.
Then reconnect.
The thing is you don't have the option to restart before labs when you transit there.
Oh, I see.
No, the bug is happening right now.
You can't really see that it's darker, but when you turn the lights off, it's not like
I'm not kidding you.
You could be scoped in and they could be in front of you and you can barely see them rather
than seeing them clear as that.
It's pitch black, bro.
Yeah.
It's terrible.
My two teammates are restarting once they're about almost in, then I'll restart and
then we'll play the game up.
Which sucks because, you know, everything's going to be hit, but I'm loading objects.
I'm booting in.
Okay.
I'm going to go ahead and restart them.
I'm going to do it.
Reconnecting?
Do you think people play PvE and turn the lights off in labs on PvE?
I sure hope so.
You should hair and lemons a pity about PvE players
You should you shouldn't see the comments I got from that
You might do someone post it. I don't think anybody posts a thing, but I just got some
I got a few messages
Listen, I stand by it I stand by it
Get rid of it life is too short to play PvE
It's too short.
Here we go again.
If you're on PBE, like, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
It's like having diet gravy.
Oh, this gravy's great.
I'm glad there's no cholesterol in it.
I like the gravy.
No, but anyways, yeah, I'm not for it.
Yeah, they're balls.
Do you want to turn them off?
No.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
off. No, I restarted. I'm next to you guys. Yeah, you turn them off though. Oh yeah, if
you want to. Right up the way. Hop skip and a jump.
coming from a guy who toasts store-bought peanut butter and jellies
those are haters
yeah all would be real they are haters you're hating on toasting the peanut butter and jelly you haven't lived
haters gonna hate haters gonna hate
and birders are going to go
I now got people say oh healthy gravy sounds amazing see this is what's wrong with the world
world. I'm just around the corner from you guys. Okay. I'm in. I'm in. I should be loading
in here in a second. So now for everybody else, it's pitch black for them, right? No,
no, no. So basically it's like shades, right? Because we played other maps and then we played
labs, our shaders are broken. So their darkness can be looking the exact same as us. So
right now it's just ours isn't complete you know to bug the shit but yes the
entire map is in the as in pitchflying now
okay are you quick son we gotta do the little the tour day labs here server room
top management. I'll run first and die then so that you guys can finish this.
Alright, I'm following you, I'm following you. Don't let you go dying on me. Where's Terry at?
Mr. Terry!
Oh
You just popped a pk, huh?
Popped a little vita juice right there. Is that still work? It's still work. I actually I'm assuming it's work
Yeah, I got it right now. We'll try it in another minute, but I'm pretty sure it's still doing its thing
as Nikita intended
You I'm sitting dude if I were you I'd have a pk rolling all it or I was eating my cat did anything happen
No, we're at the stairs that goes up to black
Is there a way to bind it so it just always takes a single sip though?
Are you I always gotta do the little drag?
It main they're funny of me going
wait, I need to
That's you guys walking around right? Yeah
The bottom the scare well. All right, we need to unlock labs no matter what yeah, I know that's why you baby
Let's go do that.
You bait me.
Server first.
Yeah.
And then after we get into server.
Nice.
They called name.
I'm going behind you.
I'm going to go ahead and hit green.
I don't have green, I'm stupid.
I'm going to do work though, I'm good.
I'm going to fall in the next to us bro.
Are you dead?
They're chasing me down.
I'm not dead yet.
I'm down on the bottom of the stairs.
Yeah, I heard. I shot one a couple of times. Hopefully you push a native lemon.
Pulling back, pulling back. That sucks.
Did you get the, did you get the location limit? Nope, nope, nope. Fuck.
We're still down there too.
I'm going to throw a nade and kind of wear that.
One's going up the stairs.
Is he going up the stairwell?
My scope is still terrible.
All right, which stairwell?
Like freezer?
Oh dude, I do not know call outs.
towards the elevator side I think. Oh I see him way off. I can't repeat that he's gonna
kill me. I'm trying to kill the guy outside the server. Are they shooting at you? No,
should get them. Yeah, I'm gonna back up. I'm gonna back up and go up the stairs to you.
Okay, may right. May may may. Yeah, though. Yeah, they're coming this way. I need to back
Maggie.
I
You over in server room, yeah, yeah, I'll see him
In server yeah, I heard one just down below us
They were to the right here on the stairwells earlier when I was finding them.
Yeah.
Oh, grenade, grenade.
This was done.
They don't throw regular grenades.
Oh, good to know.
Yeah, maybe he just said he was throwing a grenade.
I'm going to go through here and see if I can't get an angle on them from below.
These guys, by the way, live in, like, are, they just didn't want to tap you, so.
Very careful about it.
I'll be extra, oh they smoke grenade it
And by smoke I mean gasoline through gasoline
I'm looking for a limit. I see them close. I hear them close to me, but I don't see them.
Do you see the gas? I think they're down on the floor below that.
They are. I could run across and go prone.
Give me a second. Grenade.
Oh another grenade?
Fine Ed.
Barry can I shoot them for free inside of weapon testing?
I might die here.
I see you.
You hear him?
Yeah, they're pushing me.
i'm back in the uh... extractor
that you
not yet i shot at one of them he's on the bottom floor between the two stairwells
he said he's hurt
One down, one down.
Two down, two down, two down.
Nice.
It should be a...
I'm looking.
I'm gonna say everybody.
Goodness.
Yeah.
Alright.
Nice job, Lemon.
Oh, they ran straight to me with their big heads out.
They just really wanted you dead.
They didn't care about me.
me yeah it was that ps ammo I was shooting at him really cuts through him
I wouldn't loot I'd go straight up there and get your quest done yeah where is it
is it up in that right up there so you're gonna go up the staircase right behind
me and you're gonna go right up right up to the middle right up there in the
middle yep yep
get it I got it like it's it escape hell yeah wonderful now BD are gonna
continuously spawn okay so just be very careful I'd loot those BD's yeah loot
tray I'm gonna go see if I can't loot red and black shit downstairs the
Downstairs the floor the direction we initially started there in there. Let me just shot at me
Shit that guy he's got a laser on his gun. There might be another BD it seems like it bottom floor
Yeah, it's another group of bd another whole group. I think so
I'm upstairs right now. Yeah, are you still where you were healing? Yeah, yeah
I'm good. I can kill them all just play your life. They come over here. They die
One dead.
Nice.
I only saw one, only heard one.
I only saw the one that was just one shooting at me initially, so it could just be.
I think it was.
Okay.
What's this on the thing for?
I intentionally broke my leg jumping from the second story to throw them off.
Okay.
No, there's more BD.
Got another.
Threat sight.
I might die here.
I see you way over there.
I'm gonna be pushing us.
Careful.
Yep, yep.
I hear you.
I'm looting one of these guys.
We'll take.
They're out.
They're out.
They're out.
there out. One's going up top. I see him. One there. There's another one back left corner
I get in that direction back left moving towards you careful
You ran in front of me
And look out see him I
Heard him talk, but I do not see him
Well, I think I see him baby. He's in the trees careful
I don't see him now. He just I heard I heard him, but I do not
That you'll see him
And the trees bro, it's not fun
You don't have any nades, correct?
No, I'm looking to see if this guy has any.
No, it needs.
Damn.
Yeah.
Oh, I heard him again.
He's still over there.
I'm going to run and do a little-
We're good.
Hell yeah
The single shot another one another one another one not good for me need you to kill this guy. I'm pushing I'm pushing be careful
I
Thought I was a dead man
oh my god my hard drop my hard drop
holy shit you took a few hits right there
didn't I did bro I just started spraying
I got fucking scared
Yeah, GGs.
Alright, we have ten minutes.
all right we have 10 minutes Roger that
There's multiple people in my chat that want me to tell you, Lemon, that did you know that
that's PVE?
Where's that?
Yes, I did.
I'll tell you what, that was some top tier PVE right there.
And I didn't have any fun doing that.
It was not fun.
I'm only smiling because it's just I was born this way
Well, there it is. No fun. Born this way
There you go
But I mean really it was so easy to so I mean I'd never
Not a singular singular time that I think to myself the day I die. I once
Not once.
Not once.
I am so heavy.
One million.
One million pounds.
Trey had on him.
He had an Osprey and a G36 and I've pieced out his G36 and a shell of its old self.
I am gonna go to the other side of the map.
Might be a bad choice, but I do very much want their black room loot.
Oh yeah, you got the key. I got a key if you need it. You got a key. I got the key.
I mean you can look for a let X and the black room right behind us if you wanted to loot that
since we're here it's up to you. I think I'm just gonna get out of here. Probably the smart
decision. This raid will carry me for many moons as long as I get out.
Make sure you loot their pockets and get the BD dog tags. BD dog tags very
important Roger that I should just take the elevator yeah right where we came
from take that elevator yes sir
I'm going to pray that there is no more bd
I am so heavy I'm
All right, I'm getting out of here. It's just you now
There is another BD I am out of here get the hell out of there
BD across the map right where I want to go
Oh my gosh, this might be my biggest raid right here.
one was monumental in my heart was
popping about hope I but not because the
pve because pvp could be coming this
is you right
You're great. Let's do it again. Let's do it again once I get another labs card. That
was my one lab. Oh, well, hey, honestly, I chewed that we got it done then. Yes. So now
you can queue straight in the lab is limit. No problem. Oh, yes. Well done guys. I
got instead. Yeah that's so real. They were in us. They literally had their flashlights
turned around the corner that was it. Yeah. I had empty mags. I mean I was just losing
anything bro. I didn't. And of course, so now, Lemon, you'll understand my only complaint
about labs right now. I don't mind the BD. I don't mind having these monsters walking
around the map, but it is an endless rotation of monsters.
Like the entire time you are playing labs, there is more BD
spawning, more BD spawning, more, more, more, more.
Can you, can you wipe them out though and clear them?
And that's it?
No.
No.
Okay.
Longer the days, you could be, you know, have all labs to
yourself if you clear the floor, which is kind of like, you
know, not a bad thing that people aren't just running
around labs, but at the same time, I wish there was just
like a middle ground like yes they're aim box yes they're gonna kill everybody
they may be miss a couple bullets just one or two please
they don't miss miles they don't miss I mean they missed on me that one time but
the amount of times I have died across the map disgusting enough all right I
need one more laptop and three more beady dog tags I get a second big
case. What maps can you go boss for sure? Well, I got about I probably got one more
raid at me. So really anywhere you guys want to go, I'm honestly down.
I could bring your Osprey back out for you. Yeah, that'd be nice.
Probably customs. I don't want to be I can't be here for too much longer.
Okay, well then let's get a cast.
I'm on it.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I gotta do my chain.
So.
I'm there.
Customs it is.
Um, yeah, I'll take that osprey from your boss.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
That's all I need.
That's all right.
I
Where's my I didn't lose it did I oh
We died the last round didn't wait before we went lives. Ah
Yes, we did
Shit
That nasty little scav got us. Yeah a little bastard bastard of child
Let me see all right bowels I'm ready. What is that called again?
Which one what I've been using
DDO MX or thank you boys
Now you know what it's called when you're not hiding it from him
Let's see I was thinking to hold it on to your mxl are there. What you bastard? I can say that I considered it
Would you limit I didn't do it though. I didn't do it. Oh, we were boys
We're boys, but I you know, I was a nice gun. It was just right there in my bag
You know lemon, I think you're funnier than gimmick. I'll say it. Oh, thank God. I need this
I'm going to clip it. I'm trying to make a portfolio.
He's trying to get me out of the channel. He's been trying for a long time.
He's switching the passwords and I still have the authentication code.
It's a real nightmare.
Light back, man.
Don't let him do it. Don't let him do it.
He's probably just nervous you're going to slur something.
He's nervous. He's real nervous. He's nervous. I'm going to show too much skin. That's really what he's nervous about.
Rightfully so.
Or accidentally burn the house down during a cooking stream.
You know, get your fans out.
Yeah, for, you know, burning down a village.
Which, you know, arguably, sometimes the most controversial things are the best for content.
You know.
You're right.
I didn't like that damn virus he started from that fucking bird though.
Yeah, when I was birding at the dump, you streamed yourself birding at the dump.
Yeah, what was that virus that was going around on the cruise ship?
It was like two months ago.
Why am I already not nor a virus?
Where are you talking about the one that was eating people?
Recently, no.
No.
Haunted virus.
Haunted virus.
Yeah, the hentai virus.
Yeah, I was the hentai super spreader.
It came from a birder.
Me.
on a cruise and I got off and a third world country and visited the dump because birds loved
to eat trash. One thing led to another. I might have kissed a bird and then kissed another
and here we went. And that's how it began. You can't be kissing birds lemon. I mean look
up. I want you to look up the cuckaburra bird and tell me that the beak on that bird
was meant to be kissed. We're on a sheep head. I would kiss a fish like a sheep's
said oh my god you guys are a bunch of sick fucks kissing birds
you wouldn't kiss a drone.
What the hell is wrong with you two?
A kiss is not a contract.
I got big old lips on them.
You guys are disgusting.
What about a carp?
No, I'm not kissing no carp.
You ever seen that video of the guy who catches the fish throws barbecue sauce
on it and throws it back in the water?
Yeah, I know.
That's a sick bastard.
Oh, shit. Hold on real quick.
Like I need to do one more little thing.
I know we're trying to go quick, but I've got to go quick, quick, quick.
If you see any scabbas, you let me know, right?
10-4, Rubber Ducky.
10-4, Roger Dodger.
I'm stream sniping this shit out of you and then tomorrow hutch you're fucked.
I appreciate you.
Let me know at least that means a lot to me, dude, and I'm not just going to stream cycle
like kill you.
I'm going to be all stream.
So I'm saying slurs.
I'm doing trip wires.
He's lag switch and he's pulling out his ethernet cord popping it back in.
I saw a kloxy tweet that him and peanut are gonna be playing Arc Riders on Thursday, I guess
And I cannot wait to tune into that
You already know they're going to be getting slammed by snipe and cheaters the entire time
What's this Thursday? Is there something hot coming out on Thursday or they're just doing it for fun?
I'm not too sure why they're doing it. I
Got no idea
Does anyone know? A lot of people are just saying a sponsor's dream. Oh it's an ad.
Awkwaters, you should get reached out to the three of us. We'll do it for reduced
costs. How much would you guys do it for? $40 for an hour? Yeah. Hey, you're my
armor women oh yep yep you literally call it $40 each and coupon to winner
schnitzel and these three boys are right I'll do it for yeah I do it for 40
40 and all you can eat chili cheese fries oh
Those are cool cats.
There's a black card right here, Jim.
Oh, look at that.
Do you see a black card out?
Oh, you're looking at it.
Here you go, Terry, take this.
Oh my God, dude, you just changed my life.
Got you, bro.
Now I gave him a skin injector as well.
You just changed my life. This is like that time
I tried to give a hard-to-hard conversation about homeless men.
But really what I did is I told him I had to steal credit cards in 4x scam.
And I actually his life in a way that will never be reversed I think he's doing a lot better now
Fuck yeah, I heard somebody outside. It could be a scam. I
Got a big smaller
By the way, you guys ever heard of forex. Oh
Listen boys, I I
I have to go with a big money this before and I'm gonna tell you it again. I
Will never be the person
To sit there and to not say something whenever people or companies or whatever are doing stupid shit
I think could sponsor me tomorrow or whatever
I don't know and I don't know if it's they're not wanting to work with me because of what I've said
I don't know and I don't care listen
I will speak openly and about shit and my
Opinions of things till the day I'm not streaming anymore
4x is a good investment, but then it'll look into it.
Got it, got it.
I think you got it, Trey.
Nice.
I got to go do bad breath evidence nice by the way you get that from the BD
Oh the BD boys they gifted it to me. Or did you have this? This might be your bag.
Oh you got a small scab Zemcha? No I did but I forgot to move the gun I needed so get away.
Unless one of these has an AKS-74U. Yes sir.
I know you only need a few quests for path off.
It's almost none. It's almost no quest. It's like three quests.
That's what I was telling you guys. Literally nothing.
And the quest lines that you have to do are not hard other than Shooterborn.
It's nothing, bro. It's nothing.
It's Shooterborn, Chemical Part 4.
Uh, well, Chats probably got the other one from the other one chat.
Chemical 4, Shooterborn.
3.0, Fence Wrath.
You do need max traders.
So you do have to do a lot of quests, I assume.
Oh, Bowsen, I might have been a player.
I think I have a player.
I have a player.
You think that is a player?
That's a player? He's outside the wall with the Mosin?
Alright, give me a second.
Try to jump.
Dude, it's Lemon.
Take the shot.
Fuck you, Lemon, you dog-ass.
I am gonna save the shot, you bastard.
Okay, so it could, so it could, two I think, or three.
Tarkov Shooter 4
Shooter born in heaven and chemical 4 and that's it. Wait is that really it?
That's it. Yes, and you need Max Schrader. Wait is that what you guys are doing? Yeah, I'm shooting scabs. Oh, okay
It's on. Oh, dude I'm getting fucked up. Coming. I see it. I see it. I'm pushing the guy
I think he's dead. I'm shooting him. Is he in the back alley?
I'm throwing a nade at where I think he is.
I think I naded myself.
I did. I naded myself.
If you look at that nade, it's to the right, onto the left.
Are you dead?
No, I'm fucked up, but I don't have painkillers.
So I'm gonna limp away.
I'm fucked up.
Oh, he's in the back window, I think?
Window up top?
I know it. I don't know a lot of surgery. You see me when we're looking. Yeah
He's some
You're shot from behind behind me. I gotta get inside bro. Do you have pain killers Levin?
Yeah, I got the opportunity of a lifetime and it's just a human life. Oh
I'm dead. I'd be you know, I did save your life though. Oh
off. This game, bro. Do you want to save a human life? I'm looking for this guy. I'm
gonna let you're gonna live on through me lemon. Listen, I ate those books. I need
You just tank two headshots with a diguilla mask?
Yes, it's a diguilla mask, G.G., it's over.
Oh, shit.
Alright, I'm gonna watch Hedges' shots and review them.
You just tank two fucking headshots.
I'm coming to you.
There you go.
Thanks, dude.
I
Stand by I think there's still a guy on the right side. Oh, so I got shush. There is
They're all over us, one's pushing through metal grates, I'm gonna try and get an angle
I'm on a boy, give me a second.
There's no angle to be had, I'm depressed.
It was good effort.
I'm not gonna be able to go up and get an angle.
one dead nice
I just kill anything you see but I think three and then I think the other one might be on our balcony
I'm gonna go to stronghold and see if I can't get an angle on stronghold
Be very careful right now, okay?
Okay.
Is that you running and jumping?
Yeah.
Did you just jump or fall?
Yeah, I fell.
One's running left.
We're in skeleton. They're fighting.
Okay. I'm going up in the stronghold.
Let's go back to the stronghold and see if I can't get an angle.
A bad rep I've been shacked.
This one.
Yeah.
I think you will not stand.
Bad rep I've been seen as a flashlight.
I see one.
one of the shack. Yeah. Trying to beat audio. Yeah. He's just just perfectly moving surgery
after a while. I'm safe. Yeah. Oh, you got him. He's gonna go at the front, I think.
He goes out in the road. He just went to the red
Dude hutch you just created a fucking 2.7 magnitude quake in Hawaii. Wait a minute
Wait a minute
Millions of died
No shot I didn't have an angle to shoot man
The worst luck human
I just
Fucking me up
I don't got no heels
Where's the worst bus stop guy at
Where's bus stop guy at? Sorry I was muted. Out in the trees by the bus stop. He fucked
me up. Oh that's the guy. He killed me. Dude I didn't have any heals. He fried my shit.
I think he's an MP5 or like Rip ammo or something. Right side of the bus stop. By
by the stash. You might push bamboo where I was on the scaffolding. I think you hear
him on it. Maybe that was the ambient.
They're on the top floor.
on the top floor of that they are looking yeah I'm gonna look at his
profile for you
bro a triple scab a triple group of scabs spawn literally behind me bro this
fucking real man is an mp5 of the monster with ap6 30 holy fuck it
eight
looking for your body
top floor the bamboo
up here right?
I think I died to action man
I ran out of circuit as well, which is so brutal dude.
I completed it.
What?
I'm just gonna have to go run and flick through my tank.
He's not gonna push.
I'm not gonna tell you shit because I'm lost as GOV,
but I do want you to know this guy looks exactly like Action Man, the kick streamer,
rumor and he killed me and then he vaped instantly.
Some player or scab over here? I can't tell.
He's talking shit on the juice man.
What?!
Yeah.
He's a scab.
He's not, he's not saying anything unsavory, is he?
Do you mind if I quote him, juice man?
Yeah, do a light quote here.
Alright.
PSM? What is this guy doing?
Listen, that PSM will kill a lot of BDs.
Yeah.
Can we call him? Can we call him on the phone?
I'd like to just tell him what that PSM O'Ded.
I'm just gonna have to mute him.
Like I said before, a trader doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.
Yo, Tarkov, can we make the next update?
You guys fixing the fucking game?
Like, is that in the pipeline as well?
You know, one day, like, here's my thing, one day I'll be able to hear whenever I'm
playing, right boys?
and then another day maybe talk of will update the fucking windows in the game
do you think
that that that that's not going to tell you something do you think that that's
a good thing
do you think that that's in the plan at all
every really good information for you i don't give a lot of what you have to
say man gg's juice i love you tray
shut the fuck up good bye and have a great day gentlemen
all what my god i can't
Stand it. I can't stand it. I can't stand it
He pisses me off to a degree like I can play with the burnt peanut and get less pissed off
Then when I play with Trey because when I play with peanut, he's a fucking idiot
But there's moments where I'll be in a fight, right and peanut will go. You know what?
Hutch is fighting someone I should be
helpful. I should say things that matter. I should shut the fuck up so maybe he can
hear something because he's already legally deaf. What does Trey do? Trey
just all day long for eight hours today. Every single time he dies he just yaps
And yaps and yaps and yaps and yaps and yaps he just doesn't shut the fuck up. I
Feel so much better GGs gentlemen
GGs
Great day today was a lot of fun. We accomplished a lot towards shooter born. We got
Shoreline done or streets streets shoreline done
We got three on customs and one on interchange, so we got to get a couple tomorrow.
We got to do fucking bitch ass woods.
It might even be, what was the other option?
Is it Woods Lighthouse?
I don't even know what the other one is.
Woods Ground Zero, it might be worth it to go to Ground Zero for it.
for it but at the same time we're playing with Nick and Timmy tomorrow so we probably won't continue it
we probably won't even uh be doing it tomorrow maybe we push it back for a couple of days
honestly i need a good i need a good break from shooter board that shit is terrible oh my goodness
Oh my goodness, but I got to head home. I appreciate you guys man. Thank y'all so much for chilling. I got a flight to catch
I hope you guys all have a wonderful rest of your day. Thank y'all so much for being here
Thank y'all so much for hanging out. I hope you guys have a wonderful rest of your Tuesday
And I love you very much
GG's great stream was a lot of fun today dudes will be back tomorrow for
class class tomorrow
So, Tim and Nick are playing with us, it's gonna be a good time, we're gonna have a lot
of fun and I appreciate you guys man.
I'll see y'all tomorrow, thank you again for hanging out today dudes, I love you, I appreciate
you every single one of y'all and I'll see y'all beautiful people tomorrow for class.
We will be taking attendance, you better be on time.
Later.
Really, really bad, I have all of the time.