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WET WILLY WEDNESDAY | GANDALF THE GREAT CONTINUES TARKOV CLASS WITH SMEAGOL AND AZOG (@nickmercs @timthetatman)
08-19-2026 · 11h 52m
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Thank you.
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I'm a loving lover
I'm an exhausting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
And picking it up when I'm better
This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus
Because I'm about to start sucking some dick
He need a hero
That's cuz he has no bitches and no job
He kills whatever we can
Cuz again he has no bitches and no job
We need a hero!
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I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty-dude, what should I do?
Fight the strength!
Good morning, gentlemen and ladies!
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning everybody, hello, hello, good
day, good day, good day.
What going on?
What happening?
Give us one moment, everything is fucking breaking around me, okay, everything, everything
is breaking.
was broken this morning so we fixed kick then YouTube breaks when we fixed kick
Tarkov was it updated on this computer because I haven't played it on here since seasonal
since whatever the fuck last update when we were playing before seasonal and then now we're
trying to play it again and it corrupts last night and I had to redownload the entire game
this morning since about 9 o'clock. So that's why I'm late. I apologize. I don't know what
the fuck happened. Dude, I swear every time I leave a setup for an extended period of time,
a small little goblin breaks in possibly some at one G breaks into my setup,
gets right in the middle of all the cords in the back of the PC and just starts beating his
Fucking shit breaking everything breaking everything. Everything's breaking
Just breaking everything doing a little jig in the middle of all the cords just like home and ethernet cable
Computer
keyboard I
Got bop it but with all this shit that's important
So hopefully this works. Yeah, I've tried to fix everything
Yeah, I'm trying to fix everything
Hopefully everything works. Let me see. Oh wonderful and after everything
That Tarkov has downloaded now. It's telling me to update the game
Wonderful. Oh, it was a pump fake. I can press play
Pray to the good Lord that everything works pray
To the good Lord that everything works gentlemen pray to the good Lord now
I got people on YouTube after we just fixed the shit giving me hell for the wrong title
I'ma tell you motherfuckers right now count your days
Count your motherfucking days over on the tube count them Monday Tuesday. Oh, you dead
Shut the hell up
All right, let me fix this and then we're good to go
Are you guys ready for a great day?
Are you guys ready for a great day of class? We will be taking attendance shortly.
We will be taking attendance shortly. Please get your pen and pencils out.
There's that. Let me tag Nick.
Boom, boom.
Boom, boom.
Shit!
I told...
Bye, that will work for you to settle, ay?
I really thought I had been subbed longer. Don't worry. That's change bang
YouTube title it's fucked it's fucked everybody blame that guy who was talking shit, but I don't know why I can't save
There it is bang. All right wonderful guys. We are on a one PC setup
So bear with me bear with me, but I promise I will get the second PC setup while I'm here
I swear I swear I swear I will finally I will finally get the second PC sub
While I'm here this time. It's where I swear. I swear. I swear. I swear. I swear. I swear. I swear. I swear. I swear
All right, are we good? Are we ready?
Are we ready for a great day gentlemen are we ready for a great day are we ready for a great day?
GPU! What?
Red hair looking green? Yo, I'm gonna be honest bro, I think I might just turn off this green screen. This one fucking sucks.
Also, we have a new camera I gotta set up too.
So much to do. So little time.
I wonder if it, does it still look bad if I go like this?
No, this is good. Well, it looks a little, looks a little bit like shit.
Slacking
Yeah, potentially
Listen man, I am just a busy man. Got a lot of responsibilities
You got a lot of responsibilities. I got a I mean, where do I start play games for a living?
How I'm able to get that done, you know, honestly feel bad for me. I got a
Go to different spots, you know
You and Tim look related mods ban that motherfucker
Okay, let's, hey, let's put that one out like a cigarette.
Let's go ahead and get him out of here.
That's a quick ban.
That's a quick ban, easy ban, not even a hesitation ban.
Nick is patiently waiting.
He's about to start trying solos.
Oh, shit, launch the game.
Let's get in there.
If you're corrupted, I will fly to Russia
and make sweet love to Nikita.
You better not be corrupted.
You know, the good thing about this setup is,
this is a setup I have the 500 Hertz monitor isn't it 500 right that's the big boy one
yeah it's the one that uh
oh we're trying out bad news is I got here expecting a better mouse pad
I have the exact same mouse pad here that I do at the other place so
We're gonna have to replace this mousepad too.
We're in shambles.
We'll get, you know, we'll get back to, we'll get back to what we were doing.
Why do I have green at the top left?
Ctrl plus shift plus...
Hold on, what does this do?
Ctrl plus shift plus zero.
Plus O?
Get this the fuck out of here.
What is this?
Why do I have this?
What are you? Is this razor?
Bro, of course it's razor. Oh my god. I hate razor
Exit all laps. Thank you. All right, wonderful
Okay, we're good. We're ready to rock and roll tell nick. I'm coming
Um, let me make sure escape from tarkov is fully turned up
wonderful
New rig no not a new rig
Ah just one of the rigs the most jank rig that we have
touch of PLS
Make sure this is all good
Alright, am I ready?
Am I ready are we ready?
Some of the different spot trigger shut the fuck up we're getting ready man
All right, everything's good. Everything's working right. Yeah, that's responsive good
Everything's good. Wonderful. Wonderful. Um, Gav the only thing I think I need you for boss
I need the Nvidia settings that we have at the other computer or I mean I could just fuck
around with it. Do you guys remember what what's in the video settings that we had isn't it like
55 what do we have contrast and gamma do you guys remember did we ever clip that?
55 60 60 is that what it is?
60 vibrance
Do we have contrasting 60 as well 60 vibrance digital vibrance
Gamma point 31
You're a piece of shit you you sir. You're a piece of shit you son of a bitch
55 quadrass 1.31 gamma. Okay. We'll try this. Apply. Put this up here. Shrink it. Cool.
That looks better. That looks a lot better. That looks a lot better. That looks so much
better on my end. Wonderful. Hopefully it's not Uber dark on your guys' side. I think I remember
it being dark last time we were here, so hopefully it's not that way. Make sure Discord's on the
right monitor. Okay, cool. Alrighty, where is Nick? Is Nick in his Discord? Please work. Don't be
broken hello hello hello hello that works okay we just got to wait for Nick to
get in the discord and that should be ready
about to scab me invite them run a quick scabbo
What's wrong with it being?
Oh.
Hey, good morning, can you hear me?
All right.
I'm at a different set up today, I'm at a different set up, I'm at a different set
up.
I'm at my Jake set up today.
No, no, no, no, different one, different one, different one.
Yeah, we at the college.
We at the college.
We do a scab to try to try it out. Oh, yeah, we're just scabbing it up waking up
Wait and warming up to the limbs go ahead. Hey, give me some arm stretches Nick. Give me some arm stretches
Some arm stretch a little bit left a little bit right. Oh good morning
Okay, I'm getting told you are quiet
Let me turn you up a little bit more.
Hutch is a little low, huh?
I'm gonna get told the same thing?
Okay.
Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm breaking my arm, speeder.
Oh, really, dude, we're re-engin' everything this mornin'.
You know, every time, I swear, I don't know if it's a save for you, but anytime I'll
leave somewhere and I come back to that computer, it's like someone broke in, didn't
steal anything, but just fucked everything up.
I hit this keyboard with a hammer.
What the fuck is going on?
Nothing works.
Oh no, it's updates, bro.
In video.
I know, man.
I know.
And then get that and when I don't update you, I don't want to break anything, bro.
I'm fine.
It works.
Don't rush, don't rush.
I'm getting told.
Oh, wow.
I'm loud.
Yeah, you did just kind of spike right there.
Okay, what about now?
I'm looking at you.
I saw you lean in.
All right, what about now?
Am I good now?
Am I good now?
Yeah.
You you know you look like bro right now, I don't know why but you're giving me like beauty in the Beast vibes
Yo, come on, man
Come on
Remember the reason they got them under curly the curling the shit and they don't know the Lord's I
Don't oh shit, bro
My mom signed me up for a play whenever I was in fifth grade and it was beauty in the beast
And I was the fucking beast bro
Bro, I got bullied for years over that shit, you got to fuck with me coach, I try to give
you comment.
I mean, he's kind of cool, you know, shotgun said you look like the dumb ass dude from
the movie with the church bells.
I said that.
I said, there was options.
There was options.
It was awesome.
Hey, I mean, I ain't surprised there's nobody else who's going to fit that role
perfect. We've been you and that friend. It's so bad. It's so bad. Yo, so like little man's doing
doing some school shit and stuff like that. I want to ask you what's it like being the biggest
dude in the in the class? Like what's it like? Because again, you had to be the biggest guy in
your class, right? I mean, you had to be. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's cool. Like it's cool.
Right. So in second grade, I had a parent teacher conference because my teacher thought I
I was flipping my desk to entertain the rest of the class.
When in reality, my desk was just too small for me.
And they had to, they had to, every year from that point forward,
adjust my desk so I could fit in it.
No, my guy, my guy ain't that big, man,
but he, but he the biggest by far.
Wait, your kids bigger than everybody else.
Oh man, tell me, they're like in the grade and shit,
like they're like, yo, you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure man.
We may have sure I got questions.
I mean, are you sure he's supposed to be here?
Are you sure?
He's holding on.
I need I need a couple minutes.
Okay, let me just.
Oh, okay.
All right, John.
Yeah, so that gun looks crazy, by the way.
It looks sick.
You like that?
Yeah.
Bro, Tony hit me up.
He's like, yo, let me get you right with LMG.
I'm like, holy fuck, man.
I didn't really start in it.
Oh, yeah, you did.
You know, I like a couple of things, you know, oh, I'm
No, no, you're it says you're in you sure you're not in I'm in now. I'm good
You got a cake. Oh, we begin our rep up. I got something good too, but I got like a the USS Johnson. Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh
Oh, I forgot about the front.
That's got a PMT.
That's got a scab, scab, scab, scab, scab, scab.
Oh.
Holy shit.
Yo, do you turn your, like, you know when you see those little guys
who are like 110 pounds, they play professional e-sports and shit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they got their keyboard like, horrid, like,
Yeah, I play vertical.
I play vertical, yeah.
So your keyboard is the long way to your chest?
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah.
I like that.
That's why I've been asked
Maybe maybe maybe you just need a little it's like holding a glock sideways. You know what I mean?
You've been holding it to casual. No, no, that's controller players. We hold the glock sideways
Where are the shooters?
You guys hold a shit with you, which you little like you do a treatment
Well, I started doing it back in like how to strike on our house play the fuck out of counter strike
This is way better
So this is where we find people where I remember this is being the spot that doors open, bro. Oh
What's on the right? Okay, I heard her shot. He's inside the building. I think I should
Where's it right front
He's running through the trees be the shocker
I think I just smoked him.
I think, he might be still alive, I'm not too sure.
I think I smoked him.
Dude!
I smoked this bitch ass.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Plus one, plus one.
Plus one.
One on the day, one on the day.
Yes chef, yes chef.
Good job coach.
No, he's got, he's got a friend.
No, he's got friends.
Yeah, he's got friends.
Oh yeah.
by the big power over there too yeah oh oh oh the decipher yeah yeah
I left yo what's this guy doing hey what you doing bro you'll get the fuck off my loom man
you mother f... y'all bro you're crazy who's this you're crazy oh wait is that you
You're so lucky you're so lucky I need scab rep or I'd smoke your shit
Oh, he's giving me some, bro.
Fuck you.
Thanks, bro.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
You're so lucky, guys.
I got a homey over here by me.
You're so lucky.
Got a guy.
Look at this guy.
Yeah, he came.
Yo, Nick, smoke this motherfucker right here.
No, no, no, I can't.
I can't.
I got my PFC.
Yo, hey, other scab, if you smoke this dude in the helmet,
I'll give you a gun.
Smoke that motherfucker.
Yo, smoke him.
Come on.
Do me a favor.
I'm gonna run away your piece of shit, bro. You're a piece of shit so low by the way, huh? It's so low
There's no way they hear you is it actually fall off bro
He's speaking Russian roll we're out here, man. They're good. They're up to something
I
Put a body I got boys I shot up by a PMC I
Can't I need three points camera all right, where'd you go? Where'd you go? Where'd you go? I'm losing this body
I think the body that you looted
Yeah, yes
It's the one this jackass came up to me and stole all my shit
I
Did the AKMS better or the Jax you won't five Gornats the
Yo
Oh, yeah, oh, it's this prick bro. We took everything
Thank you, baby
Let's go let's go. Let's go. Come here.
To the right, and mat and mat and mat and mat. Isn't that big construction Billy? Yeah, you go right or left? You went right right?
You got a little gun on your hutch?
Yeah, I'm gonna run out of here.
He's in front of somewhere.
I see him.
Careful.
You see his ass?
I see him.
I see him.
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
I think we shot him in front of the hutch.
You are!
You are!
You are!
You are!
You are in the staircase.
Dead!
Dead!
Dead!
dead nice I smoked them all this mother I'm trying to heal up I smoked that guy
I already killed him I already killed him fucking okay all these guys do my
stuff
oh fucking bitch you killed too much yeah too yeah I killed two ones on the
ground and then I smoked the other player scan those taking my shit oh my
They're loading dick. They're loading. I can't move bro. I'm hurt. I got red legs
Kill him kill that dude chapter both dead you fucking boneheads. Yeah, I already smoked that guy already smoked that guy
Remember we have to take advantage of this time this is glorious time. Yes, this is before Tim's here
He's gonna make us lose everything
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, that's it, that's it.
He understands, he gets it.
He knows.
Take his dog, okay?
He doesn't just, okay.
Put this, like this, okay.
Let's go up to that town.
Yeah, I can hear the cog wheels going over there.
Meow!
You hear it?
They're turning and twisting, god damn!
Oh, I need this, right?
I gotta hit that?
Yeah, it's split.
Stopped the leading
Wait what the fuck happened this guy take
Yes, bro. He literally walked up to the last guy killed kill three p.m. C's this rate
He walked up to the last one stole the shit and then gave me the finger. He did. Oh
He's a scumbag
Okay, yeah, I swapped both of them watch keep it in my shoe, but we let me know what to do too, bro
Are you yeah, I mean to me I'm gonna be honest with this set up
To take your stream up bro
Listen to this
Oh, I need this armor
She did take whatever you want. I'm yeah, no, I'll talk about like I think armor for a quest
No, listen, I'm dropping a bunch of loot right here in this corner for you. Okay. Yeah, please. Please. I'll take it all
bro right there you go take it all this loot take all this loot I'm just doing
whatever chat says okay if they say yeah I'll do that do that yeah oh this guy
had scoops oh his backpack's way better than mine bro I'll put everything in
his bag and then I'll swap bags and I'm giving you a helmet right here bro in
cable just a ton of juice right here
okay you go half man I appreciate you go take a shot shot shot okay okay
chance okay you gotta get the fuck out of here I need ammo bro I need I need I
need something I don't know what I need what kind of ammo I don't know he reloaded
let me see I can even reload I can't reload this one so drop that gun drop
that gun drop that second gun that little that little tiny one yeah drop that
piece of shit take this yeah on the ground boom thank you yeah should we
just get the fuck out of here now yeah where's the guy you know you need to
loot all this shit on the ground right here all this stuff is money right there
You need a big bag to cut a bag you got.
No you don't really know bro.
I'm good.
I got a backpack.
With dog tags.
Because I'm currently working towards a quest called the Kappa.
It's like the big ending quest, whatever the hell.
And in order to get Kappa, I need to grab these.
I have to turn these armor zone.
It's a quest I'm currently working on.
What do I do for I'm sorry, I try to mute
Today's the day of learning
You ready no
Okay, how about this drop your bag. Let me get it. Why can't I lay down?
kids you're either out of stamina or
Yeah, you probably just out of stamina
Okay, drop your bag. I have a bunch of magazine. Yeah, drop it back. Okay. I delete
Remember you can always double his Z as well and it drops it
Everyone's spam scope
Grab his pistol, but you read the pistol or drop the helmet you have on
Drop VPL mags
Okay.
P.S. Rods and M.P. Nag.
There we go.
We're good.
Make sure you look in here.
Make sure you got everything.
Yep.
You're good.
All right.
Take this.
Get the hell out of here.
Okay.
Make sure you got everything. Yep. You're good. All right. Take this. Get the hell out of here.
He needs dog tags for a quest. I have so many dog tags on. He's good. He's good. He's good.
Let's go, bro. Is this helmet? Okay. You see where we're going? We're going to
ventilation shafts, sewer manhole. Chad, what's the closest to us?
I'm hearing stuff. Yeah, I hear it. Oh
bro, my keybonds are the same, bro, no way.
How do I toggle my scope? Oh, I need, I need water, Hutch. I don't have any water, baby.
Oh, wait a minute. I'm like, I'm like, max energy drink.
I got energy drinks, bro. Okay. I'm good. I'm good.
I'm good to a man who's right next to you. All right. Come on. Come on.
Get the fuck out of here.
I got to heal real quick.
I don't even know how to heal, man. I can't lie. What's, what's broken on you?
Uh, I just, I have 250 health. That's all I have to take this, take this.
Don't heal. Just go.
Yeah. Just take this. Let's go. Let's just go. Yeah. You can take that.
You bind it and just use that bitch hit four and just use that as we're walking
Okay, perfect
Hit four
Thank you, bro. Let's go. Yes cause no problem. No problem. No problem
We got to go to ventilation shaft, okay, it's kind of a walk it's kind of a walk
I'm starting to like this map so this is this is more of a ppt map oh yeah this is this is
straight this is like everybody's favorite map you pass right next to yours right next to you
Where's the thatch out? Where's Sewer? Monkey bars? Monkey bars.
There, bro. In the corner to the right bag. One guy on the right side.
Nick doesn't have sewer.
Oh, do you see sewer?
Shower main hall?
Nick?
Nick?
You're muted.
No, no, no, no. I got catacombs, ventilation shaft.
We're going with ventilation shaft.
Let's go.
control T no scroll wheel
all T
dude I'm so mad that I had to kill that scav because that hurts my scavrap but
bro I cannot be disrespected like that multiple times well he got he got your
loot in the beginning right he stole my shotgun guys then he walks up to the
The second kill stills his loop and he walks up to the third, well no, he just walked up
to the second kill and by that time I already put a bullet in the side of his fucking head.
What are we supposed to do?
Are we supposed to just like accept that?
Like if most people just say fuck it?
There's no way.
There's no way.
Never.
Never bro.
Control.
I got three PMCs and hopefully we get this survived so I think it cancels out.
Nope.
Oh I didn't mean to do that, I'm sorry.
just scared the piss out of me. Alt-right click. Nope. Damn. Hudge, do you know how to, um,
when they've changed my, I have two optics and right now I have it on the fucking 1X,
But I have the all right click while you're ADS alt right click
Okay
No, well when I break it again, it takes me out. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's because you you have the
You don't have continuous. Oh, you got it. You get so I have to stop. Okay. Yeah. Yeah
You just all right click without ADS and I'll fix it for you
There we go. Boom got it. Okay. There you go. So I can't be I can't be going forward. Okay, I
Was ww alt and then right click is that lift above your head?
Right here right here
Oh, should we have someone behind us get out bro get out
Are you out yeah, I just got out
I didn't like that at all.
Oh, I thought I was dead, man.
One for one, one for one.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Yes.
It's like Shaq.
You don't know if it's going to go in, man, but if you hit him, man, we celebrate.
Let's go, bro.
Next, next.
Three survived.
Sure.
Three PMCs.
What a first thread of the day.
Beautiful.
I'm going to get you.
Beautiful boys come on.
Come on little three piece for
the boy come on.
So that's fine.
Switch between sites, alt, right mouse button, that's fine.
What is the 1x to 8x?
What does that one call, chat?
Zoom level.
What we also need to do, where is prone?
We need this to be Z.
And then where is bag drop?
Where's bag drop at?
Discard delete
Right there down
Hutch we don't have to go to the one map that is kind of like for noobs that you know
I know you don't really like
But can we go somewhere on one of the new maps that has a that has food so I can stock up on food
No, we can go we can go interchange no problem. I listen bro. I'm doing a quest now called shooter born, okay?
And what shooter born is it's one of the hardest quests in the game
And I got to use a sniper and headshot people with it and it has to be a bolt action
So if I miss I'm fucking cooked. Oh, well, maybe it's a good thing we go there
Well, I'm down to go anywhere today anywhere you want to go. I'm in I'll make a kit for it
So I do need to go to interchange as well
Okay, well, I'm down here now. You let me know. Yeah, let's do it. Let's gear up for it
Give me one second. I'm just looking for this unload change scope magnification. That's what it is
Oh, man, my plates are bad, huh, what kind of plates you got I
I got a level five in the front and the back of my my play on the left to play on the right is 12 out of 12 and 15
out of 15. They're side plates don't matter. Okay. Okay. Side plates like they do matter, but if you have anything into the side plates, it's worth.
Yo, two games. They can be the 20 gifted man. I appreciate you, bro. Thank you so much for love, big dog. Hardly thank you for the $11 Super Chat.
The super chat hut is my father most petite and agile on the planet. I've been saying this for forever
I've been saying this for forever. All right, we're all good now
Jack you think it's crazy for me to go bolt action off the rip. I don't think so, bro
I think we're wired in man. I think we're wired in I
also think that this setup is a lot more comfortable than the other setup in
terms of my mouse pad doesn't feel like absolute shit here and I feel like I do
them up be honest I feel like the game's just running better on this cop even
with me being on a one-computer setup
I'm not making excuses I'm making a little excuse but I'm not making
excuses for that other setup I'm not bullshitting you guys bro I would I would
try and move my mouse and it was like I had to have the strength of Hercules to
move my mouse left and right I'm not even kidding it was so hard I'm telling
y'all I'm not bullshitting I swear I swear
I'll tell you this much once we get this quest done bro we make him we just we're going on
straight up nothing nothing oh wait why are we using the dvl we're doing nothing but just
making money and getting armor so that's all we're doing let me turn these quests in
ragman so this is why we grab those shitty armors right here
hey quest done i mean do i don't want to turn those and i'll just grab some bullshits
boom and then one more we'll have max ragman
wait what if i take no these aren't found in red
All righty, what were we using yesterday? Not the TXD amount, the uh, what was the gun we were using?
It makes so long. Love that. Wait, these only, wait, these are, no, there's no way these are only 50k.
They are! Yeah, we're gonna turn these in, fuck it.
Let's go ahead and get this quest done. It's just huge. We are officially
Old
Bang
Officially max traders
Hey hutch
Yes
Whenever you're ready take your time. Yeah, whenever you're ready. You want to like help me clean up some of this stuff
I'd love to we'll do a full inventory claims, okay? Okay, we will do a full inventory clints
Okay, I officially have max traders
fuck yeah oh baby oh that was so cheap they're so cheap it's so great it's so
great so it's really cheap for you to do shit bro I'm jelly I gotta why not only
is it cheap I can buy better guns I can buy better ammo I can buy better bags I
I mean, it's, I'm literally just a superhuman running around now.
Damn, damn, damn.
Alrighty.
Let me just make a gun and then I'm all yours.
All your BP, all your, take your time.
So tell me this, Nick.
Okay.
This is how gauge, how addicted you are.
Were you thinking about talk off or you were, uh, you know,
we was at days where you, you came back from taking care of the,
the, the kid and you were laying down, going, man, I'm actually excited.
the place. Of course. There was. I mean, I was dream I was dreaming like we're we're
we're I don't know about y'all but like I play so many hours a day that when I go
to bed at night somehow the gaming gets into my dreams. Yeah, 100% 100% you're like
I'll hear you yelling. Oh, yeah
I can't help it man. That's awesome. That's awesome. I'm sweaty. Okay. Got water. I don't have food because I can never fucking find it
All right, bro, how do I never have any fucking food?
It's just that that's the early that that's that's why we quest because the faster you
quest the more the more XP you get the more XP you get the higher level you are and then
you can buy food.
What level are you right now, Nick?
Oh, bro, congratulations.
You're level 15.
Go ahead and hit that.
says flea market click flea market sure go to enter item and just type in can and there's
all your food big dog okay so if I were you Dr. Lupo's coffee beans right now you just look
at the prices because a lot of them sometimes like it's like craft or whatever the best thing
you can buy is can a herring oh please please give you energy and water
give me some green green peas yep buy a couple cans of that let me pull you up
and we'll clean that inventory price okay chat I mean like how does one buy
it you can add to a wish list no no no so you're just gonna want to see I'm
allergic. Oh you're allergic to peas?
Am I allergic? I don't know. What doesn't matter because you can eat peas in the stash even if you're allergic.
Okay I can only buy one for 22 grand. That's good. Yeah well that's I mean dude food's expensive
and that's just how it is. I mean yeah that's nuts okay. Which is the grand scheme of things 20,000
isn't that much when you when you yeah I mean I got three mil you know. Yeah I guess if I was
build my own guns though and shit it would probably be crazy so I would like
there's a guy who sells six of them I buy all six of those there's buy all six just
so you don't have to continue to do this every time we get out of a raid where
you're just like all right I gotta go to the market you gotta buy some more
fucking peas you're right you're right you're right okay flea bang peas he's
selling six of them yeah how do I see the quantity of what he's selling total
one total one total four total two yeah go to the total four go to the total
four and then just buy all purchase four.
Okay.
Yes.
There you go.
I have food.
Nice.
That's great.
Okay.
That's good news with pieces.
Is you don't have to do that.
You can eat all that stuff.
I mean, you can't hear you.
Oh, you can get it on it.
You can get it all boss.
Six cans for 29.
Can't.
Okay.
Here we go.
My man's going to McDonald's looking at the dollar the dollar when you go
17 cents, are you?
27 grand for a can of tuna
Okay, hold on. I got a lot of I got a lot of
Tasks I
Got I do I should go through and just because they all had green things hand over the items see yeah
I can't I can't I can't even do it. I
I
Can't even do it
You're trying to do just hand over items
Yeah, cuz I got like a green check mark. Do I go to him if there's a green check mark?
No green check mark just means like usually there's a quest there doesn't mean that you have the item
All right, are you ready to clench
Ready, let's go. Let's do it. All right. I'm gonna move my camera
I'll get your cell the rest of this bullshit myself clear up some space.
All right, I have my base kit.
I just got to throw the gun on there.
But that was what I was having problems with because I tried to put in a can that had a
good scope, but it was it was hurt.
So I said, I just wait for hutch.
I got a lot of guns.
I got it.
I got a crate with more guns too that we can go through if you want.
I got to have all this.
All right.
Okay.
Let me share my screen at this court.
So it's easier.
No, no, you're good.
through here. You don't have to do that. Go ahead and hit auto sort. Let's go get all
that shit auto sorted. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's all right. Yep. Good to go. Alrighty. Go ahead
to the mechanic. We'll do mechanic first. Boom sell. Alrighty. First we're selling the
mags at the very top. We're gonna sell all the 30 round mags of the five, five, six.
So anything that looks like just a regular 30 round mag sell it all. All those sell
all that. Now typically there's ammo in these. Yeah. It doesn't matter. I don't think that
you've killed anything with good ammo, but typically always unload your mags before you
move them out of your stash. All right. Yep. You can sell all those M710 round mags as well.
The long ones. You can sell those. You can sell the 30 round mags for the second row
of mags. You can sell those as well. There's a whole second row. There's the 30 round mags,
not that not the 40 ones below looks like little SMG mags. Keep the 40s and the only reason
we're keeping the 40s because you can't buy the 40s. Okay. You can sell the 30 round AK
mag on the far left. You can sell the 20 round SVD mag right below it. I'm going to take
these back out because Chad's saying it's good ammo so I'm gonna keep it up.
Yep, you sell an MP5 mag, don't give a fuck about it, all those 10 round M700s sell all
those.
All these?
The 20 rounds, no, so you can't buy those ones, those are 308 mags, the 20 round, the
banana looking one, you can sell that one and then all of the MP7 mags, HK MP7 you
can sell all those because you won't use an MP7.
Yeah, you can't get ammo for
Go ahead and at the very top row the third bullet sell that
And the last bullet sell that
Okay, boom sell scroll down
Yep, go ahead and deal. We'll clear that
Yeah
So now I stripped a couple guns so you know you can tell me what to all right on the top row
We'll go from left to right sell pass sell
sell
Sell sell sell sell sell sell sell sell we're selling all the suppressors the chances if you build the gun mean those suppressors are very low
Fuck them
You can sell the L can as well
Keep hollows. So keep all those hollows. You can sell the fifth one the little one that looks all weird
Yeah, that one and
Then sell sell sell sell keep keep sell
All righty, next row, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, keep sell.
Okay.
All right, next row, we're gonna keep, keep, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell,
sell.
Okay.
Good to go.
All righty, cool.
We're gonna keep the AK's we're gonna need those keep the info we're gonna need that keeps going down
We're gonna sell that fucked up rd704 you don't have the money to build an actual one. That's not terrible
We're gonna sell the MP5k in the little shawty the small one little shawty anything on it. Yeah
We're gonna keep everything else go down
God
You're gonna go ahead and hit repair on the MP 133 up top
Prepare that bitch and then sell it. It's worth more to just go to fence and sell it but this we're just clearing out the inventory
It's 12k. Okay. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Um
Yeah, that's good go ahead and deal now we're gonna go to therapist
Therapist hmm
Go man, we get situated
Say you need that MP for a shotgun remember rule number seven of clash you don't listen to chat
We keep all dog tags you can do those for a quest
Nice trumpet skills by the way scroll all the way down. No big
This is all keeps right now looking at yep, you're all good there there. This is good. I'm gonna be honest
I think you're good.
I think the big thing is now is go to ragman.
Oh, sorry.
I shouldn't have said, I think you're good.
Ragnar you're good.
Ragnar.
Okay.
Boom.
Mr.
Ragnar.
Yeah.
And then scroll down.
Helmets and ears.
He's all these weird advertisement posters.
Okay.
Keep all of it at the posters.
You're going to play in stronghold for a quest.
Um, riggs.
Yeah.
I think I'm going to be honest.
I think all this is is a key pretty much you can get rid of the 15,000 to 43 armor that one
You can get rid of it's a weird one to deal with and then let's go ahead and unpack that red crate
It's gonna give you a bunch of shit
15,000 okay got it
No, no, no not that one you can sell that one too. That's fine the green one between the big chungus green one
And the you said green one got it boom and then how do I unpack it?
I don't know if I can do it from here. No, you can't you have to escape all the way
Yeah, all right, bang and then we unpack the red
Boom unpack
Okay, give me something MCX nice already that's a key the ring to keep
Good baby right now I need your help with just a main gun and then I'm chilling yeah
I would go all these I mean whatever you want. Whatever you think let's check out the let's check out the question
We don't need food anymore.
Let's check out tasks and hit, uh, by location.
And then let's see where we're going.
It has the main level we want to get you to, and it sounds like a lot,
but it really isn't as level 25.
Level 25 is when you can literally do whatever the fuck you want.
Level 30 is a lot of fees, but I can buy 25 and we're close.
I'm like, I'm straight streets.
We have a few woods.
We have a lot.
Okay.
Uh, customs, we have a shit ton.
That's good. Any location.
We the most is for any location, the most we have.
OK, then let's do.
Are you trying to you trying to warm up or are you trying to get right into the thick of it?
No, I think we do both.
We get we get into it, but we look for things to, you know.
OK, let's go. Let's go.
Let's start a day on Woodsland.
Start a day on Woods.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
All right, Tom, the ice can cones, uh, find the item raid AK 74.
Yeah, we'll find that.
Uh, okay.
Oh, shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Okay.
Birds.
Hello again.
Uh, locate and obtain the controller on wood.
Okay.
Steady signal.
Mark any of the stations with an MS 2000 mark.
Okay.
We got the markers.
Easy.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll locate and neutralize
Yeah, okay
Without we have to make sure you get the key, which is a bitch bitch bitch
Okay
eliminate any target without
That are have any one drop your arm or whatever right before you just have you drop everything and then you shoot it
Okay, search mission.
Yeah.
Okay, we got all these.
What's up?
What's up?
There's somebody's here.
We're good.
Yeah.
I just make sure you bring a marker.
Make sure you bring a marker.
I'll bring a marker.
Yes, chef.
Yes, chef.
Do I have markers left?
We already marked so many fucking things.
I can bring your markers here.
Search.
Marker.
I got markers.
How many do I need?
All right.
Cool.
Um, as many free spots you have, I just put a marker in there.
I'm sorry, Chad. Good morning,
everybody. I put my butt and then
for a gun, let me see. So, what
do I just try to, hey, we, we
get all the we get in the class
already today. We're getting
we're getting the class already.
AK 74 is pretty good. You probably
want to go where this is a map
with a little bit of range. So,
I would go, do you have any
DMRs? Okay. Control, control.
Let me see your guns again.
I got the DBL 10.
I got that's more of a sniper now we want to use that TX 15 the one with the scope.
Let's use the TX 15.
So that one doesn't have a full auto, but it has little recoil and you're just going
to be pop pop pop pop 96 man huge okay I had this I have this.
So what's the best way to identify what ammo and what mags unload unload and I can
see them both.
And now I'm looking for that.
There it is.
Shit there it is. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now I
Don't have no I do I do I have in my in my briefcase, bro. I
think
ammo oh
boy
Wait a
One okay
Where did we put my mags?
You sold all of them so right click the mag purchase and it's gonna take you right to him
you remember we sold we sold all the mags so any time we didn't know we did not
not the not the uh oh you have those little you have those little secret rigs
you're like you're like a hoarder you got little secret
I got a little like I'm like a squirrel man I didn't fucking it in wait for the
winner to go by okay is this enough Tim's gonna be here later Tim is late
the class he's at his fourth breakfast this morning he'll be here soon yeah look
I know ten he has to eat like a little nine breakfast before he's ready to learn
stuff in it man
one more mag top when I buy a junk well for him I mean you can buy junk but you
gotta remember man like here's here's a very gentle dark off gen three good I
like very very big rule of thought does me shit in this fucking chat it is a
legitimate and all the talk of players in here will tell you this is a it's
it's really the moment especially early white or your early time playing the
game the moment you invest in things that are
Bank breaking, you will instantly lose everything, be poor, depressed, and sad.
That is a rule in this game.
The moment you decide that you're in a good spot and you can buy more shit, you will
immediately lose at an alarming rate. What the hell were you saying? Sorry.
You teach me well.
Master Shifu.
Oh, I love you, Master Shifu.
I love Master Shifu. We have another survival kit. Both of mine are one out of nine.
Oh, gotcha. I will buy you one. Yes sir, yes sir.
I got a gris in the pocket. Good. I got my water. I got my peas green
I got my ears. I got my head. I got my gun. I got my arm from a technical rear. I'm ready to go
to you. Leave me no way. Leave me no way. That's rock.
Now with woods you're gonna see people immediately say your game looks like shit. Ignore them. Welcome to woods.
I don't care it right is all dead rule number seven. Yeah fuck yeah, fuck yeah
Oh, I didn't bring you a serve kit. We'll swap back and forth between mine and yours
Once you queue there is no backing out Nick because the game will break. Oh
Man today's gonna be a great day, huh?
Serious, thank you for the two months.
Arb, random, Donzie, Butter, Slug, Dro, and Swack.
Thank you for the subs, Noah, thank you for the two.
Yo, I'm sending you a stream together.
That's all good there.
over here like that there. Beautiful. All right, let's rock.
I'll put it in front of you, in front of you, in front of you, do you understand?
That's an old, man, old scabbo.
He's an old stinky man.
All right, we gotta spawn to worry about riding in front of us.
Okay. Like, front left beach?
For our right. For our right, typically up on this hill.
We have people from the right.
That's somebody getting shot at by a sniper scout.
Let's go. Let's get up in here.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm getting shot at from behind.
behind. Is that you shooting me? You didn't shoot me? No. No, no. Is that you? Yeah, yeah,
you just let me out. You just let me out. Oh my god. It's alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Warmin' up. Warmin' up. I'm so sorry, Coach. No, it's okay. It's okay. Just. Just.
But a flesh wound. But a flesh wound. I shot so many times, Coach. Yeah, it's alright.
It's all right. You're warming up.
Warming up on my body.
You are warming up. It's fine.
Oh.
Sorry.
I'm sorry about that, boss.
I'm sorry about that, boss.
Is it orange?
Can we loot this up?
This might be good for me.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Look at this. A bunch of heels.
Oh my God!
Come with the hatred gift!
Yellow shirts!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Holy shit!
Oh, bro.
There's a lot of love here.
So right now, there's a lot of love here.
There's a lot of love here.
How is it?
How is it?
I'm shaking my tinnis.
The shit Tim do, the only bad people can do is roll your whole body around.
Roll around, around, around, around, around.
Just scav, just scav.
Are we ready?
Are we ready to get the fuck out of here?
I feel like this is probably not a place where we want to be for very long.
Where'd you go, boss?
Right here.
I hear you.
Guns in.
Touch the guns.
Touch the guns.
We're gonna live.
We're gonna live.
You're right in front of you.
You heard that, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're front right.
They're by Spine.
So the big rock that separates the entire map, I'll show it to you, it's called Spine.
It's a hard spot.
I see it.
I see it.
It's a hard spot.
entire map I'll show it to you it's called spy it's a hot spot I see it I see it up there top right
can't miss it can't miss it that's the one Arlo and his dad were trying to get up but Arlo's dad
died to the waterfall that's the one move faster shoved a little the little tiger off of the little
like yeah little lion yeah tiger king that's a different one yeah that's why I was pretty sweet
nothing oh shit we got a player in front that's that one player in front right to left
You're right in front of me somewhere.
That's his shot.
Yeah, that's up top, right?
He was going...
Okay, I'm coming.
He's right in front of me somewhere.
I'm still him.
Okay.
I'm still him.
I might die here.
I don't know where you went.
Did you go right?
You were right, didn't you?
Yeah.
I'm gonna die here, Nick.
No, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
No, I'm coming, can you, can you, can you?
You gotta stay on my hip!
You gotta stay on my hip!
Ah, coach, I'm sorry, dude!
No, y'all, no complete wrong side of the fucking map!
So, right, you're gonna go straight,
and he's gonna be right in front of you.
Straight, right in front of you, he's fucked up.
It's gonna be like this all day.
Yeah, yeah, right over there, right over there.
Oh, so we just fucking around this morning.
Oh, so we just fucking around this morning.
You're gonna go all the way around that rock,
go straight and then you're gonna take it right at the end.
Guys, I ain't a sniper, man.
I don't know how, I wanna see the hit count.
I don't know how that guy's alive.
It might just not be a sniping day.
We might just have to just not use a sniper
because I have a feeling it's gonna be a lot of this.
There's gonna be a lot of me just fighting full teams and Nick picking daisies.
I think we're gonna have to finish Shooterborn another day because I am not good enough with
that sniper.
Isn't this guy playing?
Nope.
Turn right and walk straight.
He's gonna be right there.
Right there.
You see him.
I don't know if you killed him I don't know listen I'm gonna be real if there's one thing
I've learned about Nick through playing games with him. It is that when a shot is fired
Nick is going to go somewhere. You don't know where he's going to go
He could go to Narnia. He could go to China. He could go to Vietnam
He he's just he'll go anywhere
But where you're going he gonna go for a wide flank a small flank a medium flank, but we're flanking every single time
no
oh we're putting down the sniper we can't we can't I can't be using these shitty guns
I can't I just gotta use I gotta use actual shit
called game sense and you're called retarded
Don't worry we got a class for you guys next week next Tuesday
You good you got good enough health you don't need to heal every single little bit
Just just hop right now. Yeah, you're good. You're good. You have plenty
All right, he just got murdered by another guy. There's a sniper on those rocks directly in front of you
This might just be a reset if I were you I'm down. Yeah, you kind of want to kill one
It's up to you
You want her to go from here where we try it like to get out or you want to fight
you like leave.
Well, I mean, I'm not going to keep up on it straight.
I think I'm going to find a way to close.
It's like right here, right?
Huch, these shots.
No, that's a completely different.
That's at the main camp.
The guy who you are looking for is to your left on the spine rock.
So that's actually far away, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. So what are you thinking?
Well, it just depends.
If we're trying to push this guy, I would start walking towards that direction.
Because he's going to be moving outside.
I should have sent a safe one.
Now we're going to go ahead and hit capsluck.
we're gonna slow walk now the general area he's gonna be looting is directly
in front of you and like right now while you're walking we need to try our
hardest to not hit trees because he's not gonna hear your steps he's gonna
hear those trees that you're smacking with your back
Now, anywhere he is, he's going to be posted or laid down.
So we need to check all the bodies.
That's old blood.
That's old blood.
He killed the guy farther left.
He killed the guy farther left.
Right there?
Out there?
No, farther left.
Farther left, where he killed him.
Over there somewhere.
Oh, this guy's really good, huh?
Really good.
It looks like he's already looted and scooted.
Are you grabbing and melting a ton right now?
I'm sorry.
But also still be far the left.
He could still be far the left.
He could be right.
It really could be anywhere.
That's the problem right now.
Yeah.
Oh, blood.
Maybe we get the fuck up out of here, Big Hush?
Yeah, agreed.
Agreed. You running the wrong way? Hard left.
That way.
Yeah, keep going left. Right there. We're going right back to where you came from.
Now if you'll take this left, take a left, grab that one.
I
Gotta get used to is when those shots are coming in there's so much further away than it's just it's all ours, bro
It's all ours and trust me. It doesn't
hit the great
Way to look at it or to try and think about it is if it's rattling your fucking eardrum
That dips is right on top of you like you're gonna be like damn that's right here if it sounds like it's an echo
It's typically like a hundred meters plus from you at minimum probably 200 meters
And if it you just hear like the faint
Sounds like the secondary sound of the gun
It's across the map
Where am I going baby? I could get down here. You're going straight. Yeah, just keep going straight
I think I I think I remember this extract. It's like in the hot spot
The hot spot is to your left. So we're gonna. Yeah, it's a perfect beer a little bit right
The good thing you want to do here is, anytime you can have that rock to your right, where
you only have to look left, we're going to do that.
You need to go left.
You've got to go left.
You've got to go left.
You've got to run across.
I thought you wanted to hug that fucking thing.
No, no, no.
Keep going left.
So the extract is going to be your far left point.
So if you're looking all, no, no, no, far to the left, like all the way in that
corner, but we want to go straight and then we'll be your left when we're away from
that camp.
Oh, my heart just dropped.
Holy shit.
Yeah, if you get snifed accepted, bro, if you get snifed just accept it. Just keep looking left and right behind you doesn't exist
This map is crazy. Yes, it was this map sucks balls
The stream is dark. Well, that was a great raid for my coach. I shot him in the back
of the fucking shoulder three times. And then I didn't go with him and he died.
Yeah, how do we make it to where they see what I see? Good stars today. That's for
You have to be up here at this national jet.
It's right here in you.
I remember that.
No, it's not the map.
Y'all are definitely seeing darker maps than I'm seeing.
They're really going.
I've never heard shots continue that long in that compound.
There it is.
I didn't even change nothing.
Oh.
What?
Screen capture over game capture.
It's hard to hit shots out here in the...
Screen cabs do morning do you look you guys see different if I go like this
No, you guys aren't seeing my fuck is it chat I should go out here
You're not seeing whenever I turn on my gamma
No, sorry, no turn around
Turn around completely turn around. Yeah, and now far left. You're getting side-to-side to play
Oh, just run. Just run. Just run. Just run
We can't run we got to kill you we're gonna kill this guy bro you just you don't understand
what you're talking right don't understand what you're talking about you you you don't
Ready? You don't understand!
Bro, whenever...
Okay.
You know what? You got this, Nick.
Kill him.
You got this.
No, I don't... I don't want to...
Oh, you look like he's fighting somebody else, bro.
Isn't that where the extraction is?
It's farther left, but yeah.
It's where you're looking right now.
Okay, I'm gonna...
Fuck it.
No, not right now. Give me a second. Let's get out of this ramp before you do that.
Is it this way?
Yep. You just going to keep running straight?
I feel like I feel like I'm in Jumanji yeah I roll a five
you want to be a little bit farther left stay in that divot yep
Oh no.
Oh.
Okay.
Nightmare raid.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, keep going left, yeah, right there, yeah, right there, that car, that's
where you're going, that car.
You can stay to the left of the car and just in that little open area.
No one's going to be in front of you, that's all extract, you're good to walk in.
I'd rather you just turn around and look that way. Beautiful.
Nice.
Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice.
Where's that?
You heard him roll up on me?
No, I didn't. I didn't.
Alright.
Alright. Give me one sec. I gotta fix some shit.
Give me two seconds. Sure. Sure. Sure. No. Take time. Take time.
All right, Gav, go ahead.
Go ahead, Gav.
We're not going to be able to do the shooter born today.
I had to, I had to see, but I know now no shooter born.
No shooter born.
No chance. One second, Gav.
Alrighty, you're good now.
Go ahead. I'll take you over here. Boom. Let me show this screen. Yeah, there you go
Well, that looks, let me see, let me see, let me take it, I love you.
Mmm
Hmm
Ah, it's still a little bit darker still a little bit darker than what I see
Oh here honey, there you go
How about we not look at the fucking ground so we can see a little bit there you go there
There we go, that's right.
There it is, beautiful, that's it, that's it.
I know what you did, but we're good now.
Get off!
There we go, we're good now.
Y'all see what I see now, right?
Yeah, I had the other one, I didn't have it clicked.
Beautiful, thank you, Gav, thank you, thank you.
All right, we're good now, we're good.
My gameplay was a lot darker for them
than what it was for me, so I had to fix that.
Don't you worry about it, Miles?
Don't you worry.
Chill it.
All right.
I'm ready to roll, whenever you are.
I got everything, heal, good to go.
All right.
What did we learn from last raid, Nick?
Chef, we learned that when a coach is swinging right,
you do not swing left.
Never.
Of the big rock.
Never.
And if you do, you get the big cock.
There it is.
You just, listen, you stay with me.
You stay with me, unless we are in a building,
if we are in the middle of the open,
unless we are getting shot at and you are trying to live,
you are right next to me, bro.
Right next to me.
Cause you either shoot me on accident
or I die and you're lost anyways.
Say it, Hender!
All right, I've also come to the belief.
I will not be sniping anymore, okay?
I will be actually using a gun
and maybe when we play it a little bit more,
I will use a sniper.
But for right now, I'm using the best I got, okay?
Let's walk it.
Let's get out of here coach, I'm gonna lie.
All right.
Let's get out of here coach.
Let's go to customs.
What quest do you have on customs?
Oh, let's stay on woods.
Let's stay on woods.
Let's stay on woods, okay?
Let's stay on woods.
Yeah, we gotta get familiar here a little bit, man.
you hopped me around the crosshide I don't know was it true true true true
bring a little bit of your marble me I got a pee I got a pee all righty
Make me look you up and down. I can stop it to your mind
Get down for the mother ship
Well, we probably don't even have let me look
So we got all that done. We need fence level three as well. So we're not a rush
We're gonna have to give fence level three
We got to get fence level three before we can turn everything in for kappa anyway, so
But we are officially one more quest away, which is
But you want to chew it up so I can leave it be or do you
Left to go pee. I'm sorry, bro. No, you're good. You're good. You're good
Let me hear my body and we're good.
Okay.
And then no matter what the conclusion of this next rate is, we go first gap, yeah?
In.
In.
In, in, in.
I like doing the, you know, the back and forth thing because you can get a little careless
with it.
Yeah.
Okay, baby.
Yep.
Hey, yo.
Yo, good morning.
Good morning, good morning.
And we're waking up, we're waking up.
Change the kick category.
Gab, can we change the kick category, please?
Thank you, DJ.
Any sign of the other student?
He is sleepy, boss.
probably eaten his fourth breakfast boss. Yeah, dogs are good. Thank you for asking.
Is Grizzly's at 600? Okay, got it. I'll make sure I get him another one.
Yo, Chewie, thank you so much for the titter, man. Bad Panda and Koomba, thank you for the love,
boys alright no more dicking around gentlemen we're just frying the chaperone
day bro it's a day of class a day of learning there's no selfishness on
learning days what I think we do is if we die early or something I'm like a
long row run where they know what they're doing maybe we'll go like
Mosin man on customs and try and do it that way I'd be the best that's where to do it
Ready boss
Ready to go captain. It's good. All right. Let's go. So I believe you have to mark one of these satellite towers
So we're gonna go over there right now. I'm gonna mark this bitch
I do love the way this game looks it's a sick looking game we gotta go the opposite way apologies
I'm about to get a burrito though I want a big chicken burrito with beans and rice and
some green guac and other hot sauce everywhere hot sauce fucking hot sauce everywhere I love
it
I got a couple of spawns up in front of us potentially here.
I have no hair right standing right here bro.
That's actually crazy.
Wait here.
check in this far over here to
the left. What? I'll lie that
bushes. It's a loud bush. That's
why I told you. You can't do it.
You gotta just try to walk
side to side. It's a big part of
the game. I feel like there's a
body body right there and you
right? It's a stagnant body.
always there. Okay. Come right
up to this tower. You're going
to mark this bitch right
here. Yes, sir.
I
Please
Yeah, you're gonna walk over the tower in front of your tower in front of you is what you're marketing
That's Bob
Yes, Bob. Yes, Bob. Yeah, we're good boss consider that motherfucker mark right there. All right, cool
We got to go down
20 seconds and then and then we're going to grab it. You're good. We're good
I can walk up like let's say you're walking you see someone's bark something obviously it's only 20 seconds
So they're nearby, but you can grab the marker that they just put down to fuck them over. That is insane. Oh
Shots here you're back left. Yeah, you want to go look for them?
So they're by hand
Yeah, it's very deep and it's also suppressed. So it's gonna be a little closer and let's say a loud shot
There's someone even closer to us. It was multiple people as a sniper and then there's an AK 12
Now I you know in this game we got to take a little stage so I'm trying to stay with you
But at the same time I want to make sure that you know, we got space
I don't know. I'll be on top of you
Oh, I hear you
And we can you left
Just stay close enough to where you can somewhat know where I'm at
Just a very rough map to look for fights on to be honest.
We don't have to. We can go back the way you wanted.
I thought maybe they'd be working their way into us.
Yeah, I'm still looking.
They're probably working.
I mean, they have to be around us somewhere.
I'll see another.
Hey, check my audio.
Shots the other way.
Yeah, overall audio just seems low.
I remember the last time I was playing on this setup and it felt exactly the same way.
Trying to play off of what you told me it's like the audio is so low man
Like I'd rather have to turn it down than have it max out and I legitimately can't hear anything
Like it's so fucking low Chad Tim will be here. He's got a he's good breakfast breakfast number two
So lunch and follow lunch number two and then afternoons. It is all completely at 100
So he's probably on breakfast number two right now
Is it we're gonna just get it all in?
And remember, he can only play for an hour and then he's got to have his next snack.
It's like a cheese steak and a beef steak and a cake.
I need you to guard me for one second.
I'm just doing this.
It's literally like I came back and everything is not working.
I mean, one second.
The history of your game of green verbi-saber.
Oh, god damn.
I'm like a fucking tiger.
On the beacon itself, it says it's 100%.
And look, all volume settings,
volume escape from Tarkov, 100%.
Everything's at 100.
Literally everything.
For me. I am. I am getting
back to the game. I get
Yeah, it sounds good to you
guys. I that's great. I'm happy
sounds good to you. But for
me it's extremely low.
Yeah, I'd begin.
Oh
No, we have oh
Turn your knob on the other one what other one
music no that's not it I have music that's that's definitely not it chrome system everything's
just turned up
yeah
yeah
No, still a...
Yeah, still a...
Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about still a...
Yeah, I don't know. I'll deal with it. It's all good.
All right. Thanks. All right. Sorry about that.
you worry don't you worry child she
heavens got a place and shot yeah it's
also shot behind us so hold hold hold
Hold.
Very hold.
Very weird.
Got a bad shot.
The shooting.
Shot again.
I'm here.
Let's go.
Jess trying to give me a kill you but I never would I never would.
I appreciate that.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Just kidding.
You're in me boss, you're in me boss.
Eathins.
Eathins.
Eathins.
They're like just kill him fucking shoot with the leg. I'm like guys, please please
There
Nice, bro, maybe you got it. I can't really tell no matter. He's not your left. I make
Her shot
I
Think I got a bunch
It's the first time that you ever
We're not gonna we're not even gonna change the dog tag. We don't need to know he has no gear you got him
Good job W. Nick and it's got big gun
Unique in that was long dick. I was long dong Jamal right there, man. We got it
We was not long dong Jamal
Was that me bro
Okay, I'm sure to run away. You know, say, I see you. It's not it's not on. It's not on. We're good. We're good. We're going to make it look holy fuck, man
That btr could be activated and you just get instantly killed. That's that's why I was picking up. Oh my god
All right, bro this next spot it's not gonna be fun for you. No, yes, it is
Okay, listen. Listen. Listen. Let's see the Spartacus. That's why it's like we're gonna pop a pink
I'm gonna pop a bank killer and we just got to run into this camp. Okay pop perk 30. Okay. Hold on perk
Don't shoot. Oh, please
Are you ready you ready?
We get shot we're going to find the hardcover as fast as possible
Oh, you're lagging a little bit. I'm okay. Okay. It's just on your screen
with some water.
Okay, we're good inside.
Alright, listen.
Your motor controller is going to be right over here in this truck.
Do you have a blue truck?
Grab the shelf in that bitch and grab the motor controller, okay?
In the middle?
Deep out there?
Right here.
Right here.
It's gonna be right up in this box.
You gotta jump on that truck and you gotta grab it out of the box.
Okay.
You see it?
Yep.
Grab it out, motherfucker.
God, I can't.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Fuck everybody.
Fuck everybody.
Get the hell outta here.
Now we're gonna go to the next motor controller.
I got left, I got left. You look right.
Yeah, I got left. I went a little tired.
You're fired.
I
See deep
Yeah
In front of me see that's
Uh, scabbo.
Scabbo got that.
Alright, next.
Deep, deep, deep right in the trees.
Deep right in the trees.
I couldn't tell if that was a.
Deep right in the trees.
Probably player.
Probably player.
Probably player.
Let's swing on him.
Let's swing on him.
Where you going?
Right?
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
He was going from your left to your right.
Like.
Even now he could be farther right?
No, no, no.
He got this little plateau thing.
I'm looking at you.
Yeah, like right where I'm looking, Jesse probably scabbed, it was a scab, it was a scab, it was a scab, it was a scab, okay.
Okay.
Let's grab your second motor controller, back at this shack.
Okay.
What's happening, Chad? Everything okay?
Okay, second motor controller. Is it the second motor controller like inside of this car? I got it's a car. Maybe yeah
I gotta come in here. Come over here. Okay
Look in there
Thank God
Oh, baby got your bobbin
All right, if we're gonna drop in this bush, which you gonna see if there's any other tasks we can do
All right, check your task check your task
Okay, here we go. All right do by location. Okay, we just got the completed on the signal
We got so many on woods, bro. This one's already half done. I got a hand over the found item
We already found it locate and obtain single axel. Oh, I just got a hand that over. Okay. I got one too
Here we go. Hey there
locate propours
Convoy in the woods. Okay, then cross the back very you set cam in the woods. Okay cross with that extra sure sure
I'm sorry. Loki and kill. Yeah,
not here. I'm here. Let's go.
Okay. We got the important one.
The motor controller is the
hardest one out of the bunch.
They show up.
Now because we're under the
extract. Let's go ahead and
check our extracts. Spammo.
Looking for outskirts.
Exfil and transit transit the car that takes two different maps, baby
No, not the car just locations on the map that takes us to another map
It's the dumbest system they ever added in the game. None of us know why it exists
But it is a thing so that's what I took when I was with peanut, right?
Never take a transfer never unless it's a quest to take it. Don't
Oh, I'm looking at we're looking at exfils. Yep
Okay, and then what are we looking at the ones with the question marks?
No, typically you're just looking for, like you'll learn them, right?
All the X-Fills that you see on there doesn't mean anything unless you're playing a map
like Streets.
Streets is really the only map where X-Fills on the right matter.
Also, if you ever hit that and it says Car XX, whatever the fuck, and it's green, that
means someone is actively paid for the car and is waiting on it.
Big map that you want to check that on is customs like let's say you're fighting in that dorms area
And you hit that someone can literally be outside your building taking the car and you can just native and kill them
Okay, that's pretty cool. Yeah
Some people might say they like the transit because it you get a bunch of XP if you transit and then X Phil
Some people like eight, you know, some people like
Some people like glass talking about an orchard as an adult right sure exactly hold on a minute
I love animal King W. Cock sucker. Okay, look crazy. It's okay. It's fine. How's it crazy to look at awesome animals?
I don't know man like go to the zoo. You know, I wouldn't like I'm watching guys get excited over taking a picture
We're fucking Mickey Mouse man. They're like
That's this D-Land! That's the only thing that's going on!
Is he going to the park to the park to the park?
It's a big one. You know where they're going.
That's fucking insane, man.
There are, but I mean, bro, there's some cool stuff in Animal Kingdom.
You ever seen this?
What are you going to do in Animal Kingdom?
No, no, when are you going to do the Animal Kingdom? You.
I'm talking about Bryce. What's he going to do?
The last time I went, we went on a...
I was actually with Tim.
And we went on a guided tour thing on a car.
And I sat down in this car and there was burn shit on it.
I had burn shit on a black shirt.
It was terrible.
OK, well, guess what?
Guess what?
That was last time.
And you gained a lot of weight since last time.
You ain't fit on no fucking car.
Going under and looking at the hippos, man.
What?
No, you're not.
Fuck you.
You can't work fucking fucking.
Fuck you.
I am.
I am.
You got it, man.
I am.
I told you this.
The camel puts on a couple pounds.
chat talking about going to rides on the animal kingdom and we should do that
damn it! shit! it's not a ride you jackass it's just a story
you go under the you can deal with the shit compresses on top of your belly
man you already got no no no no you can't fit on any other rides not because you're fat
but because you do short you're short fucking big I'm calling up for every one of them but
bullshit bullshit you walk up there like they're gonna be that's called a ride
the ride little bitch no I slip him with 20 he let me go by man it's
to leave. Yeah, I did that.
I'm a little twin.
I almost got decapitated.
I didn't want to do it.
I didn't want to do it.
I almost fell out.
My little feet were hanging.
I said, help.
Those size.
You know what I was doing?
I flew off the feet.
Landmark said he fold both y'all shit.
That's not what he said me.
He told me he built me a LMG.
So say he fold both of our shit.
Ask him who won the tournament.
We were in.
Ask him that shit, Coach.
Talk you shit, Coach.
Actually, who won the tournament who be shrouded who be pestilie who be yeah
We tightly our price and they they business in the end, but he came he didn't come in first. He came in like fourth
Folded all their shit, bro. All of them. They were just doing nothing, but yeah, but what happened the nut in the gut
Took them all out took them all out
And that is not
Not in my gut which is some people have been saying that it's not and gut not
Yeah, no, no in the butt or anything like that. Nothing like that and got right gut when they told me your neighbor
I did this and not in the butt and I said hold on hold on that's not it at all
Yeah, but it well, okay, you're right. You're right
Let me get such a piece of piece
You get situated on your side now listen that was a real real chill ray. We'll be pop one guy
No head armor we want to go potentially go away. We want to go customs
You want to go ahead and have you look because you say you want to go scat like no matter what scab next but we don't need to
Talk we can we can we can we can go
Can't do anything yet if you want we could go king dangling big dog
Yeah, could go king dangling, but I do think it's good to go do a scab and get our reps in
Okay, let's do that coach. Let's do that coach
Let's do what you want to do just cuz you want to you want to go and kill people and just run around
like a crack dance, stab run is where we do that.
Because if we do that in PMCs, we die for playing stupid.
You know?
I know it.
I just, I got something wrong because...
That's why we go do scab run so you can get all that wrong with your help.
Sure.
Give me a second.
I got to sacrifice something and gamble.
Yo, you can gamble too.
No, no, no.
I'm not strong enough.
No, you can't...
What the fuck are you talking about?
some incredible shit, man.
Like I don't have it in me to learn something new right now.
I like to take coach, let's just go do a scavron.
You're sure it's a bitch.
Plus it here.
Let's go.
And we're going to hold, hold, hold beans, greens.
Damn it.
Let me rip these real quick.
Let me turn these in.
Oh, man. Here we go.
Boom, complete.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Uh, sure, except sure, yeah, anything to do, we would never know because, you know, it's
like when I'm looking into these tasks, this is if I'm reading, no, you did it.
He did it.
He said, fuck this guy's quite okay.
Except it.
We're in Dennis Bahaka, but she didn't see.
I
Let's do it.
Let's do it!
Oh, T46.
We're fucking...
I got this so much better!
you ready? I got it! Alright we are
customs now again it's the good thing
about scabs it's like let's say we're
about to play a map you don't know very
well we stab it first you get your
bearings and then we PMC on it I love
it I love it I really do we got audio
careful careful you'll be right there
Oh
We got a good raid 24 minutes, it's just it's just developing we have a good opportunity come on
Let's go sure sure sure this guy's got stuff though. I got a gun fuck that guy stuff
Roll over for a P.M. C. No, he's got okay. Yeah, okay killer. So that's good. Where'd you go, bro? No
Billy Jean it's not my lover
You're seeing a
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
On the bridge.
That's just talented, man.
Some people just got it all, you know?
I'm saying it, man.
Some people just, they pulled every card out of the successful book.
Right, they just spawned out max level.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like when you do a scab and you got a $500,000 key in your pocket.
it like what are we talking about?
exactly except their $500,000 key is literally just themselves you know sure
sure like you you pulled like the the the short but girthy card you know what
I'm saying right just like you pulled the fat but tall card
damn it together we're perfect together with Yang Yang Yang
peanut butter and jelly yeah black and white slam into the fish yeah smoke
fuck that motherfucker shoot him Nick he's fucked up win it he ran up ran up
ran up in the bush top bush top bush set up PFC yeah it is it is
are you dead bro yes I'm dead I hit him five times Nick bro he's all light
support, punch him! Oh, Lord be with that child, Lord. Damn it, it's fun. Now we go
DMT, we go do the exact same thing, let's go. Alright, short-term memory loss.
Short-term memory, it's a scab, it's a gamble. You right, you gotta be like that
little fucking fish man, blue fish. Blue fish, red fish, two fish. No, no, man,
Nemo man remember shit forget everything. What's her? No, that's Dory you dumb sack of turds
Bro, I get the fish mixed up
Just keeps swimming a clown fish Dory. I don't know what she is
Why so I don't even ever even hit him
Probably not boss you got markers
Let me see yeah, and check your quest I had to go back
I don't need to come out. You need to stay in and check your quest. No, I went back. I went back already
I don't need to come out. I don't need to come out how it works. That's not how it works. They a mom
Come out come out
Trader task yeah, I gotta go through my I was getting there
Holy shit my wife just sneezed. I heard that shit
Come over here, man. Then when I sneeze I'm a bad person. What you doing right now? What you doing right now?
Me yeah, I'm looking at you. What you doing? I'm turning in turning in okay good complete. There we go
Good yeah
Not to do nothing to do nothing to do nothing to do. Okay
No, nothing to do
Nothing to oh no
No, get this fucking twitch con shit out of here, bro
What are you talk turn in turn of them
Hope he's going to twitch con dude. I know they just keep a bad ghost of fucking twitch con
That was sold 2018 man times have changed that the people are fucking we're all man. Wow
We're going to
They bug in here's football game
See you out there
Is there on me
You haven't looked at nothing. No, we where we go in
Customs I got I got a plethora. Okay, but I got it. All right, let me see
Let me see
Plant the bison stick in the other taker poster in the living quarters
Easy money it says
Locate obtained information about deputies cheese pass life on customs
Okay, next. Locate the Golden Zibbo lighter. Okay, next. The key is, uh, don't
that's not. Locate, obtain the Terra Group shipment list on customs. Hand over the
final ferment. Locate and obtain the hidden valuable cargo on customs. In
114, next. Locate, obtain the value of vitamin dorm room 203 on customs.
Next.
Stash a devil sniper rifle on this
piece of spot on the customer.
Stash a devil magazine.
Stash a devil.
Next.
Tire Safari. Locate and mark into
UN Tiger.
Alright, we can do that.
Alright.
Passion for ergonomics.
Locate and update the custom
tool.
Alright, we're good partner.
We're good.
What the hell?
Tickle my fucking dick.
Yup.
What are we doing?
I need to bring it.
We need the I need to grab some keys for a group of we need machinery key. We need to 20
Mmm-hmm, too quality. You mean to follow the body code 45 to zigzag. Maybe that's all we need
14
Go to the ball
and a marijuana burn we can take our turns singing in dirty rap songs stop it hit the
phone like ching ching chong take a long time I remember you and drag ripped a whole
fucking song and I'm like bro am I left out I've never heard this shit I couldn't believe
it man I'll bring factory key and what else does he need he needs the director's office
or something like that.
I can't type.
Hey, huh?
Can you pick?
Where you got?
Are you on the green screen right now?
Like it gets your whole body cut out or you on the camera box?
I'm on the green but I can take it off.
Why?
What's up?
I'm on the green but I can take it off.
What's up?
I'm on the green but I can take it off.
Take it off. Why? What's up?
Oh, let me see your foot and put your foot up to the camp.
Can you do it?
Oh, fuck.
That's that's yo.
My only fans hasn't come out yet.
No, no, it's just a little foot.
Look at my foot real quick, bro.
So you have spread.
Let me take a peek.
Let me take a peek.
Watch no spread spread.
Jeff, basically do it for life on the YouTube video.
But bro, you're you're crazy.
I don't wear socks, bro.
You're you're barefoot.
Always, bro.
I don't wear it like if I go outside I'm wearing sandals. I go to church in Crocs.
I go to church in Crocs.
Well yes I do.
Really bro.
Come on.
My wife might kill me.
I
Well, you always gotta be ready don't worry. There's two different modes. I got the cruise control and the sports mode on them sons of bitches
You got little pins in them like are your favorite things?
No, no, that's freak shit
Listen, you say you're a cry guy
Little Crocs is something we need to talk about
See just like if you go in the animal kingdom
What about with you on the Jeep and you put a little ducks in there
Now that's respect about cheap culture, bro. I don't know the city right there. That's right. Flagstaff
I mean shit lets you a girl you do get a little ass fucking ducks put them everywhere
You just you know, I don't have a Jeep nor have I ever had a Jeep so I don't understand
I just know that it's like, you know, you put a duck on my shit and it melts.
I'm a fight of motherfuckers in the floor.
Son, you know, what's wrong with ducks?
Oh, this guy's name is duck.
Jesus.
Oh, I got one of them in here.
That's like talking about the Tizm with a man with a list next to you.
Oh, boss, even a gifted man, right?
Morty relics
Thank you. You didn't mean to yeah, it's like dropping it
You know just slinging that shit and then there's someone right next to you eating a grilled cheese right right there
Grilled cheese is like it's like a stable in there. Well, I see. Oh, I mean I agree, but why am I like a
Yo, what's happening to sure? Oh, I like this map a lot
We have to go to the train car, right?
We have to go this way.
Yeah, I did say train car.
I remember saying that.
We do got to spawn in front of them.
If you see a jeep, we should go that way because they got ducks and it's like weird.
They don't want to kill us for what I said.
I'll know which one's worse.
Worried about the people with the ducks and their jeeps or the ones who put the ducks and their jeeps.
Sorry, I just hate everybody and I'm mad at everything.
It comes with age.
Don't worry, I think there's a protest next week you can go to.
go to okay yeah you're you're you're on your way buddy don't you worry
oh yeah you heard it a lot earlier I had to be fucking Stevie Wonder not to
hear that show I think he was blind though same shit yeah yeah right same
I mean everybody, yeah, yeah, just had some shit going on, didn't he?
Yeah, yeah, he did.
All right, there's a spawn right to our right.
Now, will we see them?
I don't know, but they did spawn there a hundred percent.
They could have went right and around.
They could have went through a lot of different spots.
Turning right here.
I'm looking left.
I'm looking left for you.
Oh!
Oh!
All right.
We're all right.
We're all right.
Oh
This map is fire. It's my favorite map
It's definitely rattier now that ever before which sucks, but it's a good map
Which train the gray one on the right it's one to my right. Yeah
Right back where we were as farther than you think it's all the way up on that hill
Yeah, are you gonna come right in here? You're gonna look you can see the quest light up
I don't have the ball. Oh, I got it sub-tas complete chemical part one. Did you grab anything?
No, no, I didn't need to it. Just say keep competing. No, you're gonna grab something. I see his bitch ass. I see his bitch ass
Way off
Waiting for me to stop
Get moving okay, let's go this way come come come
I gotta get something I gotta get something I don't know what to get though
I think I found it
Got it thank you
All right, come with me. Yeah
Actually, we're gonna mark a different one. Let's go jump over this train. That guy's just sitting up there
He's trying to shoot people out of spawn fuck him. We'll mark a different safari
I'm gonna go hit this power button real quick
I gotta get a little stamina back. Yeah, I don't know how it is. I run out of this fucking shit every three
On the right, on the right, look at me.
Scav, scav, scav, scav.
Let's keep moving.
That guy on the rocks gonna see you,
he's gonna take your life.
No, that wasn't a scav, that was PMC.
I had killed him.
over here we're going to hit this power button just so we have the option
the hell are you owing about?
alright power's on listen man when I see shit I think everything's like the Loch Nessm
There's something you will you see you know exactly what you live in all of my league
Are you sure about that?
Did you break your legs I did
Okay, we're gonna lay down.
Yep, yep, yep, take some legs up, take some legs up.
Yep, we're good. Good to go.
Ready to move?
Ready to move.
Oh, shit! Run back this way, this way.
Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me.
Follow me, follow me, follow me.
Close.
I'm slicking back a little back at the pink you know real quick. Yeah, I
Have your overhead a little bit that it could
He could push it
By me, by me
Right by me
Might be two
One, one, one, one! I'm dead, I'm dead. I hit him a couple times though
He's fucked man, he's fucked
No way bro
Yeah, you hear it.
Yeah, yeah.
Eat that bush, I think, huh?
He already does.
You're right.
No, it's your right, baby.
Yeah, we'll go over there.
Okay, coming.
You need to heal up.
I shot at him.
Just spamming one calls fuck out of here
No, I think that guy's, uh, I think that guy's bullshit.
I think that that man got the stream open to be honest
Him pushing us there isn't weird but him spamming one calls and yapping the entire time. He's pushing both with his
scab or with his PMC comms and his boy like I
Think that guy's a crock of bullshit
Someone's creeping bro
Yeah, shit. Yeah, it's the scabs. I think it's scabs and they scabs will just walk up the bodies that you looted and just take your shit
that gun is sick that scope is the best bro that's such a good scope
Oh!
Nice.
Yep.
Eat baby, eat, I gotta see this.
I gotta see what you get doin' there.
You can't hide it from me.
It's a, it's a arena enjoyer.
What I like to call arena pussy.
Stream sniping and gettin' bodied.
Fuckin' joke.
So, give me the tech, how does that work for you?
He pulled up and he was just one calling while also wiping and like, stop running, oh my,
he just, just somebody who probably plays arena all day long, which is like the PvP version
of the game.
It's just, when you queue in, you just fight people the entire time, which isn't
a bad thing, but, you know, they usually have way more confidence than they should
and then they play this game and they get exposed.
Locking the dog and see it.
Good shitty ammo.
Well, so you know from just being shot like that, I'll call you.
I'm just gonna fix my leg and I'll be back over there.
So, I'll talk you through what I'm doing right now, so I have to, I have to put my leg back
on.
He's using shitty ammo, and the chance of him being able to pin my armor and kill me
is low.
If I have a broken leg, are you, are you watching the stream?
Yeah, I'm here. I'm watching your stream. I'm doing it. All right.
All right. I'll just talk on stream though. The only chance that
if him killer now, I'm okay. No, I had you. I'm watching your game in the game. Yeah.
Okay. So the only chance of him killing me right now is a headshot,
or if he just shoots that one leg over and over and over again,
and he'll kill me by doing that. So I have to fix this leg.
So he doesn't shoot the blackout leg and all the damage doesn't just go
throughout my entire body no way yeah so the people run ammo it's called like leg
metal and they'll just shoot one limb over and over and over again and you'll
have the best armor in the game but you'll still die in six shots I mean
that's high level man I know way everybody's out here doing shit like
that we're gonna replace this because it's like a face guard even though it's
a shitty face guard it's still better now I need to go and get active we
we have a fracture but we just kind of have to go
my prop at all my six key we're gonna get shot first hope he doesn't hit the
heady and then kill him
now because i'm not grunting i know that my it's not a fracture on my leg the
fracture on my arm which isn't the worst case scenario
did get free shots of me which means he's either in one of these bushes
or
he's i couldn't tell right here
You should've spot for us.
He's sitting in one of these bushes.
Yep, we looted you. What kind of ammo did you have?
I had the good kind. The M891A, I think.
I'll be saying that wrong chat up there.
One second, just heard a shot.
Kind of like he pushed back, potentially, here.
8-8-5-6-8-1.
Alright, he's going to saw me pretty quick.
Now I heard a suppressed 5-5-6 over here,
so now I'm just going to hunt this motherfucker down,
and hopefully find him.
Let's go, baby, let's go. Let's go.
that's him that's him holy shit dude
So you ever play sports when you were a kid?
And then you go to the high school where the big dudes are playing in the college?
You see like the, and they're like, do his shit, you're like, y'all.
That's what this is right here, though.
It's like, I'm looking at what they're doing up there, and I'm like, okay, hold
the bike.
I was shutting that door to eliminate angles just so this guy can't just swing me whenever
he wants.
There's your gun.
No, this guy has an ADAR.
It might not actually be your gun.
there might be one more somewhere but I think this is probably him this is who
shot me who looted you I don't know
second
that scab just calmed one of two things either a body over there
Yeah, there's a little body over there.
So who's this guy's friend?
I also didn't have a backpack.
Thanks for anything.
I didn't chance that.
Maybe a scav blue to me.
Jack, Jack's saying it's scav.
I had a tx 15 by the way if you see that. Oh you had a tx 15. Yeah. Oh, okay
All righty
No, I don't think so the only reason I don't think so is because I
Saw someone run from your body and then I knitted towards that location and
There was no audio from the scav other than the one that was left
I mean you can you can get our dog tags and shit right like if you think if someone kills you they got hutch's dog tag
right yeah
Like what's that shit like like you can you can you sell it?
Yeah, so I can like I can read your dog tag see who killed you then kill a bunch of people and like PC
I don't say there's like six people in an area so I can go to Nick marks you got killed by delivery
So then I go to the deliveries dog tag let's say I had it I click on delivery
I can see that I killed delivery. So he's gone
But the problem is the guy who stole your shit. He wasn't involved. He was just a rat
That went out looted your shit
Did you go look at these caps? Maybe they maybe they
Know look some of this shit
You killed so
He did Chad's right here's your gun
Yes
Yeah, that doesn't get that's my shit right there now. Don't bring it if it's not good, you know the guy you don't I'm not
I'm just gonna rip off all the good stuff. I'm gonna bring you this guy's gun, which is better
Trust me you want this gun more than you want your gun
But I am gonna go over there I'm gonna grab you more shit
So if you ever have a gun that is a single action right but could have a full auto
variable you want to do full auto always so like on that TX next time you
have a 556 TX it's better to take an M4 and do a lower swap I know it's I'm
talking all kinds of craziness to you you probably have no idea what I'm saying
but you can take an M4 and just literally take the lower out of it and
trade it with yours and boom you have a full auto gun nice it takes you three
seconds
All right, I don't have one, fuck me.
So you gonna bring me like a new better gun bro?
Because I feel like my gun was a really good gun.
Wow.
You know what I'm saying?
It's the same, bro.
People would compare you and Pita a lot, my Chad.
Like, well, who's the better coach?
But I'll tell you something right now, man.
Pita would never bring me a better gun.
He'd bring me maybe half a gun.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, I heard that.
I heard that.
Yes, sir, big dog.
Yes, sir.
But you share with others and you would think that like you'd be real like I don't know
About your own food like you wouldn't want to share
Because calorically it would just make sense, but that's not even the truth man
You you want everybody to eat at your table
You know I'm saying you think with such short legs and small feet that you wouldn't
Run away from me as much as you do and gain as much speed and distance as you can
But it truly shocks me every single time
Right that doesn't really work on this situation because you were right next to me and I watched you died
But I'm more referring to the woods moment
Yeah, I'm gonna like Chuckie my feet move quick man. You hear me though
All right, I just walked into Vladimir in the homies
Now now that we talked about peanut would you like to hear my struggles?
Sure, you live about all over the world.
Because of how great peanut is, such an incredibly smart and genius little peanut, whenever we
were making our characters, he told me for about an hour how much he wanted to be lucky.
Now we don't know what lucky is, nor do we know what lucky does, but he wanted it
more than he wanted life itself.
So we took a trade.
We took something, a perk called Lucky, in exchange for another perk called Doctor Fuckin'
Jekyll.
Would you like to know what Doctor Jekyll means?
Sure.
Doctor Jekyll is a debuff that every time I sprint, it doesn't matter the situation,
I will start bleeding from the moment I get a heavy bleed to the second I get out
of the raid.
Wait, you got that right now?
I have that right now.
So because I've bled, I've had a heavy bleed twice.
That's it, that's a real player.
Yeah, yeah, it's behind us, so we're good.
Because I've heavy bled twice in all of these debacles,
I now have two of those big cuts on my body.
Every time I run, I will, two.
Every time I run, I will develop two bleeds
and literally bleed out and die if I don't heal them.
Perfect.
a perk that means nothing.
A little bit like.
I wanna be lucky boss.
I wanna be lucky boss.
Can we take lucky?
I wanna be lucky boss.
Hooray.
And now I'm here and I can't run.
Cause I fucking bleed and I'm gonna run out of meds
and I used about 300k in stems.
Wait are you fucking you're not gonna make it?
No, I'm gonna make it.
I'm gonna make it.
But I'm pissed.
Pears. I'm pears.
Pearsed.
Oh goodness, there's guys camping where I'm going.
Oh no, it's behind me.
I'm just getting dangerously close, boss.
I'm gambling.
If I die, I apologize in advance.
No, no, no, no, no, we need, I need that gun.
I need it.
I'll hear you.
I'll hear you.
Oh, we don't really have a choice.
Oh, fuck.
So what's the gamble?
Oh, okay, I see it.
I'll see what you're doing.
Okay, I see it. I see what you're doing.
Okay, yeah.
Oh, wow.
Couldn't have been louder.
Couldn't have been.
Impossible.
Impossible.
Impossible.
I'm getting worried that Tim will be in here soon.
He's working on his third lunch and then he'll be ready.
Wonderful
That third I know he does like random numbers to try and confuse people on the mills is that third before seven or is that
Third before five
by this time
1237 that man's already had nine different
Yeah, he's on story five so possibly three more stories to go before he's live. He is live. Yeah, he's a light
Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah.
Glass house.
to live in a glasshouse. Hey, and you know, at least the big dog plays the game.
Oh, shit. Hi. Hi. You a burrito? You a burrito for real? I love you, woman. You're the best
woman I've ever seen. Oh, we don't know if it's going to be good. Did it look good?
good looks good to me I wish I got a big burrito yep I'm already read I'm already
meant for getting mad at my wife for not bringing me a burrito and don't worry
she will be here look at the girth on this motherfucker damn look at I'll be
I can't say what we say next man, but I gotta start on one side, huh?
Did you get the package
We think happens the huts is like like his insides when he hears me eat this Bruno anger
Anger and frustration
No happiness
Yeah, oh, no, ah, no
No
Oh
Oh my God.
I don't know what just happened.
But I'm so frustrated.
I know, I know, because now like we're both dead,
we lose everything and I have a burial, you know?
Yeah.
And it just, it's, I feel like you begin unlucky
all morning, like you died when you swung right.
I should have went with you.
You died and I live.
I mean that's the first shot that guy's ever hit you know the you know the
greatest part about this is is because I couldn't ADS because I was stamina bugged
and I wasn't regaining stamina because I was so fucked up I'm so mad bro
wouldn't have been a good time for the luck perk to kick in oh bro dude peanuts
dead to me fuck him and everything he enjoys I will never I don't care what
what the circumstances is.
If he ever says, Hutch, I'm not gonna take this.
If you don't, I'm gonna say die.
Die, I don't care what you're taking.
I could have been out of that raid 15 times over
if I wasn't sitting there bleeding profusely
the entire time I'm running out of the damn raid.
Yeah, GGs, what the fuck.
So you can't change that?
You can't like pace?
I stuck with it, literally the rest of the wipe.
Literally the rest of the wipe.
which means I have learned my lesson.
I am now going to bring two STEM cases in,
one being full of a STEM that stops those bleeds
for the rest of my life.
I hate hearing you eat that.
I want you to know that there's no happiness that comes to me.
It's crazy, because if you read it,
I would love hearing you eat that.
It's a little happiness, little happiness.
Oh man, dude, fucking Dr. Jackal, bro.
I should have ran to hard cover,
But again, I have this mindset in this game
where I think to myself in those moments,
he's not gonna hit the headshot.
And it's really just the stupidest mindset
that I could ever have.
Because at this point, I should know
that he is for sure going to hit the headshot.
They always do.
It's me we're talking about.
Of course they're gonna hit the headshot.
What do I think they're gonna fucking miss?
No! That never happens!
Stupid!
63?
Let's go 18 inch barrel.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I should have just ran to hard cover,
but again, dude, like I just, I mean, bro,
I thought that there was maybe a chance
that he wasn't going to hit my face.
I don't know.
I thought that there was maybe a chance
that I wasn't going to get one step.
Feels fucking terrible.
Watch, listen, man, I know that this day
has started out pretty bad,
and the coach, he says, is going really bad,
but listen, I think he can always turn around.
We're good, we're we're early. We're early. You're gonna get that. We're gonna be right man. We're gonna so we're gonna send
Yeah, we are now with that being said
Nice
What's up? Oh, sorry
Chat much had I
Was looking at the chat box and one guy was like hey, Nick, you know
maybe you know hush can bring in a good gun for you because you can't buy one I
was like dude he's guys he's having a really good gun boss I said I wouldn't
ask but I would tell him that they asked
I'm gonna get your gun boss no problem hey hey you know what kind of gun you
say that what kind of gun you want that one you're gonna bring for me right
Yeah, I just don't the DMR. It's nice, but I need to be able to like
Full automatic. All right, I can do that and let's go with something that's gonna be somewhat of a laser beam
Let's go with the sir. Well
Yes, sir go to the AK 12
Yes, sir bitch pussy bitch pussy you want to scope you want to hollow
I can bring one if you know how I got you I can buy okay I can do the thing where I bring
you a hundred boobles boobles boobles were ruffles
No, you don't you don't need to bring me no room place. You good boss
58 yeah, this thing's gonna be a fucking laser beam for you
Hold on
I was gonna bring you a little present, but I like the sad pull one million in my fucking backpack
No, you don't need to bring me no money. Dude, we're gonna make even if we get inside of dorms for your quest
We immediately make like two mill because I have a dorms mark room key. So we're chilling
We are big
I got to refill stem cases and then I'm gonna fill up an entire scheme case a stem case with the goose to
Oh
Meds
Very hard to do while you did
Tim's in again, holy shit
Fucking a fucking animal man
Let me grab this.
Constellation, Burrito.
Well-sitting for the 16-mines, man.
Sinch, shot, and solely thank y'all for the subs.
I appreciate you guys, dudes.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
All righty, fill this whole bitch up, bro.
No more Dr. Fucking Jekyll for me.
I'm tired of Dr. Jekyll.
No more.
No more Dr. Jekyll.
The only problem is-
You got Magzan ammo or you want me to get you a ammo?
Uh, no, no, no.
I got your Magzan ammo.
Um, I'm just building my kid really quick and then I'll get your kid
And grab a big backpack so I can grab your shit if you die
Yeah, you eat your burrito. I'll take care of I'll take care of everything
Maybe he's got by two nice
I'm actually so pumped that I can buy this trooper.
This just helps us out so much.
Alrighty, we're going to give him one of these.
and then let's go ahead and get some mags for him.
Short-term memory, amen.
You cannot be mad about that, bro.
We literally scabbed this morning
and picked up four PMC kills.
That is what it is.
He had a shot that he had to hit
he hit it. Can't be mad about that. Give him some BT, some BP in these mags. BT out, cool.
I'm going to give you a new grizzly to replace the one in your butt.
Just take the one in your butt and throw it in the rig and use it as your med.
This game. Okay. Okay.
What's it? What's it name that you,
you know, like the name or in a real life,
someone you met that you, you know, you never liked.
Like every time you meet one, you're like, Oh, here he is.
It's one of these motherfuckers, you know what I mean?
It's a game.
Eric, you know, Eric, Eric.
I've never met an Eric.
I liked him.
Yeah, I also got my ass pulled by an Eric.
Did you?
You lost the fight to Eric.
He'd have stick with you.
They'll stick with you.
I lost.
I lost.
I know it, man.
Lot of sleep over that one.
He beat the shit out of me.
I know it.
I know it, man.
I got a guy came in my chat.
Start talking a little bit of shit.
It's like a little bit.
His name is Joe.
I
Never met a Joe that I didn't like like Joe's a lot of bitch pussy Joe's a lot of bitch
I didn't like to fucking today
All right, you got that's need to get you and me have phones
I got some razors somewhere.
I give you.
No, I'm sorry.
Joe Biden. I didn't meet him.
Sleepy Joe. Sleepy Joe.
He can't do Joe Biden. I didn't meet him.
I think you're all good. You got headphones, armor, meds, you latch,
John, I think you're good, bro.
You just need a backpack.
Can you bring yourself a backpack?
You need me to get you one.
Backpack, got a rig, got a headset, got your-
You don't need a rig.
You don't need a headset.
None of that.
Yeah, you don't need anything but a backpack.
Just bring yourself a backpack.
I got that bag.
Hey, we don't need a bring,
you don't need a bring ears or a headset?
No, I got that.
Hold on, man, hold on.
You're being a little too nice now.
What about a rig?
I got that.
I literally have everything you need.
I'm even gonna get you grenades.
All you need is a backpack.
Okay, I'll bring his backpack.
God damn, damn, damn.
That's that shit I'm talking about right there, bro.
Hey, listen, listen, when Tim gets here, okay?
Yeah, sure.
And you need something like this.
Pop him in the back of his head.
Cold word, banana foster, okay?
Banana foster.
It's like, if it's, you know,
it's going real bad hutch.
I'm going to need a little bit of loving with a little bit of
Yes, sir.
Banana foster.
I'll know what it means.
I'll get everything for you.
You don't bring those away in the trash.
It's in the corner of the house.
So I'm going to cut out.
Okay.
But I'm talking about, I got a lot of them there for ducky.
They'll give me, give me an update.
We're yet right now.
We're yet right.
I'm in the kitchen.
Can you still hear me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I hear you.
I'm going to go into the pantry.
Because here's the pantry.
Take a bag of chips for me just so I can feel something.
Shake a bag.
See, I lost you in the pantry.
I lost you in the pantry.
I like hearing stuff. Oh, I can hear it. Was that a bag?
Say you heard it?
No, that was not a life.
Cool Ranch Doritos.
I heard that from here.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on. Can you hear me? Hello?
I can hear you. I can hear you.
I'm coming back. I'm coming back.
Welcome back. Welcome back.
Cool Ranch Doritos bag.
I can hear it from here.
So, stop shaking your wa-
Alright guys, come on. Let's go.
Come on. Lock in. Lock in.
the day turns around dick you're warmed up I'm warmed up we're ready I just died
you a player staff and I'm not a boop up no no no but you murdered like the whole
lobby to get there so to get to be fair you just have you and I was also on my
support they just have them chopped it so it's just that we go ahead and like
it's kind of attractive click the eyeball on my on my character check out what
I'm wearing because
Holy
It's only going up for here if I die with this
As you got going home, that's it. Okay, that's so that's like gotta be one of the best helmets in the game
I there's no way
It has to be wrong
This guy's got some fucking
It's like a damn
The mass only level two I just got an update Tim is now showing his nipples on stream
That's where we're at right now. That's the vibe. That's the vibe. It's just perfect. Perfect
Yeah
Now that gun it's gonna be a laser beam the only thing that's gonna be a little hard for you to
To deal with is that has three fire boats that has a single fire a burst and a full auto just rock it on full auto
It's a super low recoil so you can just literally hold down and spray that bitch
Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir.
Okay, open up.
Okay.
Oh, no.
What's going on?
Oh no.
What's going on?
Our reload.
Okay, there we go.
Woo.
Woo.
Got some grenades right here.
Yes sir.
Okay.
Got it all, bro.
You got it all.
I appreciate you.
Okay, here we go.
Let's grab this quest item real quick.
First fire, single fire, full auto.
Yep, have it on full auto, just rock that shit.
Oh, you really gave me a fucking golf sight, too.
Okay, I had you up. I'm gonna keep you up on my other monitor so I can just like, pay that.
Oh yeah, quest item's gonna be right in here, big dog.
Okay.
Now I am gonna start looting a little bit. Just you know, I gotta have money going in if I got money going out
You know what I mean?
I ain't trying to go broke. Boopa ain't trying to go broke
You got a little money going in, you got money going out
Now, loot this right here after you're done. There's a gas analyzer grab that shit
It should be behind the car so it's gonna be like back in here right over here
It should be like back right behind the shelf. You should see it looks like kind of like a tool stuff or something
You see it now?
Nope.
Okay, it could be a different spot I guess.
Should I say it under the car or somewhere?
So it's just under the...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, you should...
Yeah, I think you should get the fuck out of here.
I am, I am, I am.
In the front of the car...
Who?
Okay, they some bitch-pussies.
Now, imagine what you're going through now,
But before they had indicators for us so you just looked in there for an hour for that shit
God damn. I'm good
Good to go. Oh, this is a radio. All right, let's go
Your backpack is huge. Oh, is that how you know if someone's goop that you just look at the bag
Yeah, typically yeah the type of bag they have says a lot like if they got a baby bag
You know, they probably got some shit they got trooper
You know they're high level because you can't get this bag unless you have a high level or max ragman
cool
Also, just really like how they're moving you know like if they're moving while they're leaning and shit
Yeah, the day on those slouch if they're running in like sprint jump peeking day in those slouch
I
We're going up
I want to put my flesh on control T just T. I believe
Just T just press T
It wasn't yeah, it didn't work until I alt-teed and then it and then it worked
I don't know why because you had a different type of flashlight mode
I don't know, do you need something in here?
You're gonna go to the dean's, nope.
Is that safe as well?
Okay.
I'll show you a little something too.
When you're in an elevated position,
right when that bag opens up,
press your lean key,
and you'll lean to the side
instead of being like straight up.
Hmm
You have to read lean once you get out of it though last item under the desk
Chats empty today, I think it's just because people know I'm not really reading chat today because I'm
Coaching and teaching Nick so they just know I'm not really looking over there too much, which I appreciate you guys man
I think I'll so much for realizing that
Rubles
And yeah, we got a lot of we got the working man in here, ain't ya
All right ready go very wrong I
I didn't have I didn't have that question by the way, okay, so I guess I just didn't start it
Okay, no, no, no, you probably just don't have it. I didn't know I think yours is the train car
Which we got to do again because we died
Take the heading
we're gonna go up and over this bridge okay now typically every map has a flow
to it right people spawn in they run from one side to another the only people
we should be running into right now is either a people who are camping so
snipers so we just need to make sure we're moving or be people who are
running over here for the quest that's it did we ever mark your tiger tank no mark
this one up here it's gonna be a little sketchy but check it across
all right that's people at the crack house which is fun move
typically I like to run on this bridge I'd rather run into somebody camping on
this bridge than be below and then shooting down on me
pretty much just death
this bridge is sketchy bro holy shit
there's also a gunner literally right in front of us so someone can get on and
kill us both
I gotta wait for my stand up guy I don't want to like be in this
that's fine once you get through just drop down to the right with me
why shots scabs shoot not you are you sure sounds like it yeah scabs usually
shooting threes pop pop pop like that okay okay I'm with you
typically if it isn't burst then there's no delay in between the shots it's a
layer. Pop, pop, pop. It's always a scav. Run here. You mark this tank right here.
Okay. We're going to pop a squat right here. Make sure we this gets planted so we don't
I don't got to do it again come towards me you just crawl over here
all right we good let's go
Yeah having your shit up all I play it's somebody that I know you're going oh
keep moving that was towards me or maybe towards you and keep moving we don't
want to fight here this is like we do not fight this unless they we are getting
shot and we're returning we don't want to fight in the open like this Roger that
Now we are in like literally there could be somewhere someone anywhere where we're walking
so just we are full walk mode no more running and just scanning everything bushes trees
we got the building that they could be up in a window like this is death walk locked
in.
The door is closed up on the third floor, I'm going to worry about that.
We're worried about this ice cream shack directly in front of us, looks okay.
People like to lay in these bushes and shoot your toes.
Really?
Oh dude, it's how I die 90% of the time.
Door's open, there could be someone inside.
We're going to go through the bathroom here.
They're gonna hear the...
Oh, yeah, they know we're here.
Yeah, I hear...
They're right there, I think.
Where are you at?
Right behind you.
He's in the middle. I just saw him.
I can't.
I'm in.
I
Killed that guy I
Missed he's he's outside left. Yeah, I'm inside. He's outside. This is me right here. I killed the player. I
Missed it bro. So there is a player out there go. Yeah, I think so just say it's a scav though
Be careful everywhere you're going there could be someone else
Uncharted territory up there, okay, I'm gonna come back down.
So let's say we got in a fight right now, Nick.
The first thing you would want to do is to go somewhere if you wanted to fall back to
where you've already been.
So like going upstairs, death.
There could be a whole team up there sitting doing nothing.
So if we got in a bad situation, you would go right back to that fucking bathroom where
you know is safe, you know?
Okay, yeah, you're right.
All righty, let's start clearing.
I'll go first.
You going up?
Okay.
Yeah, we're going to go up.
We're going to clear everything.
There's a dead player here.
It's probably the guy who I killed looted.
They can be left and right.
I peeked both of these.
I didn't see anything original.
Yeah, sounds good.
I'm going to go clear left.
You clear right?
Okay.
Nice.
The door is open, he was a cluster.
You jumped?
Yep.
I do have a penis on my screen.
I repeat, there's a penis on my screen.
Alright, clear the yard.
me with you like there's nobody else here I guess they could be sitting in a
fucking corner bro every time you don't think so there's a rule in Tarkov the
rule is there's always one more we used to have what do is he always peaks again
there it is probably that's how it's it's it's the moment you're like
there's no one else here there's always someone else there oh it's not
Oh, wait that is gas Jesus Christ. Okay, we're gonna go and leave that body
Outside which is very sketchy, but I think he's gonna have some shit
Just came from outside so we hopefully should be in a good position. Come on. Let me
You should
We're in this bush
All right, watch my back if you can okay, okay, I kill these scabs real quick fucking joke
I gotta go back in okay no no don't go back in yet just stay with me for a second
I'm already here oh there's people I got I gotta heal I got I got my whole body
I was going back in the other thing this guy has is rigged left I don't care about
that. Is this human? Like the black part too? No, black is CMS. Now we don't want to be where
you're at right now. They come in this door. They can hear you. They can instantly kill
you with the right hand. So we want to come up. Come upstairs. We'll heal everything up
I can't I can't roll like my I'm fucked up. I'm P.K.
Some of the time is I'm already doing this try to show that run. Yeah, it's a little run. I'll hold
Do my body outside
Okay, right now
P.K. And then I'm coming. Yep
We know everything's clear they could not have come in here only thing that can be up here scabs
Okay, I'm gonna hit this big boy real quick. I'm chilling. Okay. I'm actually like starting to get the healing. Yeah
Yeah, so I'm understanding that a little bit.
Just poppin', finishing this up.
They're gonna use all this, aren't they?
I got a surf kit that you can have after this read.
Just throw it to you.
OK, thank you.
I keep this here.
Dropping an MP5 up here third floor in the hallway for you if you want it
Go ahead and open up markdream hold you know if there's anything that you can come and grab
Markdreams already open he looted this no way no wonder he wanted to live
Me let's go
He looted marked what?
How is this mark for him, Luke? I mean, I guess it's, uh...
Chad, I feel like we have to go loot his rig, huh?
Is this the right mag, Chad? Is this okay?
Is he right?
Yeah, me. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
All right, this TX? Go ahead and grab that.
Okay, oh this is the marked room guy. Yeah
So this they looted mark through which is the big boy room
It's like a like a key room kind of yeah, but it's like the best key on this map
What am I grabbing
Amazing how long it takes to heal everything like the right way. Oh, yeah
You got money take this TX 15
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you should you should cells money. Yeah, all right, you have a quest here grab the quest items
I think I need purple backpack
I'm gonna see if I can take it. I think I need the plane
For the quest that a streamer item
Yeah, someone stops printing by the way outside. I don't know. There's a very well be a player
Just listen man anything running this not us I
I do need for collective that you should pick up to be honest
Okay, yeah, I have a quest item. I think it was
Uh, over here, uh, come to me, I think.
Come on.
My flashlight's on.
Are they dead?
Oh, do you see it?
It might be about me.
Or maybe it's just like the next room over.
Oh.
I can't get in.
220, I'm coming.
Oh
Yes, yeah, it could be above maybe just warm to two 20 is just not two oh three not two 202
Fuck I don't have to a three out though grab it next one. Don't you have a second one here?
Just check you just check your class you just check the bus
There's a two oh three on this gab body. No way. We're that lucky
Oh my gosh, this guy that I killed had the key, you need no fucking way.
Come back down, we got it.
Yo, that's crazy.
W coms.
Dude, my FPS out there is like console, what the fuck is going on?
Come back down.
Yeah, that door's unlocked now
Thank you. All righty, we're gonna take one more room and then we're just gonna open up the quest and take a peek
The lucky perk yeah, yeah, that's the lucky perk
Well having a rig in your backpack is so nice. Oh, yeah, bro
There's specific rigs that you want to bring as well like there's ones that have so many slots
So like whenever you go do an icebreaker run, which is like a big PvE map
But it has a ton of money on it you bring those rigs and maximize the amount of loot you can bring out like
Six to ten million in one run
insane man
Filter in your asshole, okay
P-filter sure
Okay, now quest upstairs in 303 apparently 303
Now when you're in this building
What means that motherfuckers are coming to kill you is if you hear metal stomping, okay?
If you hear metal eyes there's that is side stairs
They are coming in and scabs typically don't go up those metal stairs. They can but they usually don't
Roger, okay
Good no
As well once you're ready
You have the window that we entered on and now I'll show you the last entrance point. That's kind of like
Not sketchy, but like you know it's a player
We do not have
I keep doing that
Oh
One more thing likes and then I'm ready to go like I'm going to sit in the room you open
I guess there's like a poster on the wall right here brother come to me
It's right here I can start of this will start a plus for you
Go ahead and just check your quests make sure you don't have anything else here
Which we have it's late raid this is the time to finish everything we're on customs
So okay to obtain the value by them in dorm room 203 on customs and then gain access to dorm room 214 on customs
Optional though. I think we did that one. It's completed. I think yeah 214 is just right over here
Let's just go ahead and walk in
303 is not done
You need to you need to plant a regular zip, but we didn't bring it
We didn't bring that so hand over that I'm stashing regulars hippo lighter at dorm
We have me to bring it. Okay. Wait, don't I didn't I just pick that up?
Yes, but it's like you have to grab the zip oh and then you have to plant a regular zip
Oh, it's a two-part. Okay. I have dorm 214
room 214 so we should probably do that right yeah right here right here just
right try and find a zip-o no we did it we did this I'm task-completed nice we
come back we can come back yeah yeah I'll get you can leave so this place is
like goop city like this little this long so many like tasks and like the loop
yeah might as well fill up we just check some stabs be careful of that that
doorway but yeah this this this is I mean in terms of like money dorms and
customs is just not very good and like the big grand scale of things but it's
not terrible I mean everywhere's money yeah
alrighty come to me hold on I'm gonna I'm gonna do what you said I'm gonna I'm
gonna get a bunch of bunch of scraps this stuff you know now before you do
that you should always close that door that door right there they can kill you
You won't hear them. You won't see them nothing until you're right through those streets always close the doors
I gotta eat
Do you have any food I do
Oh, I got crackers and old flakes bro hold on hold on
Let me get right real quick, bro
Sure
Tim is waiting on us
Okay, we leave we leave let's get out of here
Tell me you're alive
I'm alive. Yeah. All right.
Come on. I gotta take a survival kit, but I'm alive.
Oh, they're saying no. Stop, stop, stop.
Always heal first. Okay.
Always stop bleeding.
And then you heal your legs.
Well, I got to say, I got an arm.
Always heal the bleed first and then you heal your arms
your stomach because right whenever you repair that arm you're just gonna lose
it instantly because of the bleed
well hold on they're all saying stop stop s-march s-march s-march s-march the spot
can't use the item I can't use it I can't use it and chair you fucking high
to it's too late now that's great let's leave bro there's a curse right now come
on let's get the fuck out of here all right so entry points here you got the
window that we came in on this is where I like to enter and then this area over
Yeah, it's a little extra goop on the way house
Just a little sugar
Never know what they might have
Is there anything I can take I got so much spot spots bro
What nobody see anything I got a lot of spots of for loop
Fucking minutes with your ass and well our plan is to lose that we don't want
And listen we don't want to fill up our entire bag right here, so we got to walk across the fucking map
So this is where you know people are saying Tim is eating again, so I was just trying to bother to give us something
Yeah, so good good good good. We'll press do a full run. We can honestly get that last quest done as well
This would be a big big
Big, big, big fat, long, long, red, long, way, big, big, big.
Chet, what's Tim eating, bro?
Chet, how many meals has he had today, bro?
Chet, how shiny is that head of his today?
Yeah, are his nipples hanging out the sides?
Is he wearing tank top?
Does it look like a SpaceX rocket?
Is the nipple hard, or is it just kind of hanging there?
No, it looks like...
Okay, I'm literally going to try it out for one.
I literally am skinnier than hutch so I'm the second fattest person in this hall.
That's bullshit and you know it.
That is not bullshit.
Bullshit?
You are fatter than me.
Bullshit, you look like a bowling pin.
Dude, your nipple would look like Patrick from SpongeBob.
It's kind of like hanging out.
You all neck and head and a whole lot of bulk towards the mid-section.
But you got a clean head though.
She's circular as fuck.
Much indented well, that's what I'm saying bro hush is on the way to with the ball then shit. I've seen it
Jackass
A lot of hair in the back see the way the debit account when the credit card works. I can't you know
Three days seven years gotta maintain the image. There it is
That's true
You're 511
You are five
Double X long you are not in a double X. I am in a double X long
No double X is they are my belly button shows but if they're long I can fit them and it makes me feel skinnier
Yo, that's a player, that's a player, that's a player.
Alright, I'm gonna continue to watch this exhilarating extract.
He's right here.
Where?
Oh, careful, bro. Shot gun guy.
That shot's still there.
Very good.
That's good. Come to me.
Oh, he's still there?
No, no, I need him. He's dead.
Okay.
He wanted like a baby.
come come come one pound fish I want you to know you're actually huffing
methamphetamines head-picking a shotgun I want you to know yes you were you were
dick and ball you fight in Helen Keller cuz you should be dead
Yo, Nick, can you fix your arm, by the way?
Your arm is off, right?
Yeah, I think.
Isn't there a way to fix that, Hutch?
Yeah, he just uses a C and master of survival kit.
You got one of those, Nick?
No, I don't got one.
There you go.
On the ground.
On the ground.
Yeah, because I'm pretty sure if you just shot in your arm,
don't you like die if you don't have an arm?
No, so the way it works is that it doesn't have an arm right now.
He's going to put one on if he gets shot in that arm because there is no health on it, which is why it's black
All the damage that is done to that arm spreads across the entire body
So like it could kill him with a you know, it could zero out his head and instantly kill him because he has no walk
So that's why you want it fixed. Yep. Yeah, and dude he was telling me like also nick take this good players
Make this one. What do the players can have they like purposely look for your fucking arm or something
so they'll run a leg or leg.
Gramp ammo and they'll only shoot your legs.
And instead of aiming for the head
and killing you with a head shot,
they'll kill you with six leg shots
but they're using a gun that shoots so fast that it's instant.
Dude.
So they'll like, you're wearing a level six armor
and an Alton that they can't pin,
they'll just shoot your legs until you die.
All right, let's go.
Did you grab your quest item?
You grabbed your quest item?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was a scav.
We don't want to leave.
We can leave.
We can leave.
That was a scav?
Yeah, that was a scav.
Player scav.
It was an actual person, but it was a, you know, a scam.
Not again.
Tim, how you doing, bro?
Are you got money?
You got money up?
How'd you last-
Wait, I was a little delayed, what'd you say?
How much money you got?
You got that iron rug that work lag, I know.
I got no clue.
Good, good, good, good.
I probably should have like built a loadout
or some shit, huh?
Well, I was just-
Yeah, that'd have been nice.
But then, to be fair, I don't know
I don't know if I have anything.
Hey, come over here.
I don't have anything right now, bro.
That's right here.
Something's happening to me.
I gotta get out of here, bro.
Alright, you get out. I'll be there in a second.
Yeah, I'll measure.
Can people camp this?
Oh, yeah.
It's awful way, bro. They're really kind of like...
That's crazy to camp in there.
Re-open the bleed? Yeah, perfect.
Just where I drew it up.
We had to do that, man.
Let's go.
We'll take it.
We'll take it.
Come on.
Great, great.
We'll take it.
Great, great.
We didn't need to be beautiful, you know?
Great, great.
Good job, guys.
Way to get out.
Well, you coach.
Let's go, Tinney.
Welcome to class today, bro.
Welcome to class.
We brought you, bro.
Fucking pencil.
I got it, I think.
Yeah, welcome to class.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Watch it all night.
At least I'm at the very beginning of this.
Really quick, bro.
I think Peanut was a better coach than you.
What's that? What's that peanut butter jizz in your mouth tastes like?
Can you want to tell me?
Listen, all I want to say is, bro, when we were in there, you made it seem like we were going to lose everything.
We actually, we need to late.
There's no fucking schedule here.
What do you mean late?
It's class!
You showed up late.
I will be giving you a demerit.
Listen, never had swander.
That little peanut sucks, OK?
But we did just want to tournament together.
He was really good at coaching, I think.
Yeah, we did want to tournament.
Nick literally went to the wrong map and almost lost everything.
You turned in the one of the most expensive items in the game instead of a bandage.
What are we talking about?
I think that's more of a me thing.
That was more of a me thing than anything.
Your teacher let it happen.
Your teacher let it happen.
I have an M481 carbide, no attachments, bro.
Give me in there.
Okay.
You know what?
I have a feeling Tim will just get,
What's your name Tim the bald man ain't that the truth you'll just get stuff off of dead bodies
You're gonna be hunched the bald man soon, bro
Like how are you making fun of me for being bald when you are actively balding?
Fucking my
I'm not your problem, I'm not your problem!
I'm in the all-in-head list!
I'm in the devil!
That's where you are, bro. Listen, man, I'm saying this from the start.
You've shaved that shit and it's not coming back.
It is dead.
Fuck you. I'm letting you know.
Fuck you. Your head is literally looks like the earth from the fucking outer space.
You don't look like I got a good head.
I know what even those are your fucking head, looks like, because you got a little
straddle of hair on there.
I got a good ball to head.
seen a fresh picture in a long time bro like a good one you know we need an
update bro everybody get the fucking right everybody's getting detection we're
doing this well trouble boys damn it wait oh no if I should have said the tension
This is incentivizes it.
Yeah, this is where I can like max win basically.
Yo, 13 hour, 13 hour day by the way,
your first day on Tarkov.
So you enjoyed it a little bit.
I did enjoy it a little bit by the end of it.
I was, my brain was off.
Like the thing with this game, this game,
I don't know how to explain it, bro.
Like when I play Marvel, it, well, it doesn't relax me.
I don't want to say it relaxes me.
I don't need to think though.
Does that make sense?
I don't have to think.
I literally tuned into your stream yesterday
and I heard you say in the first five minutes of watching
and I quote, sorry guys,
I've been a little bit of a fucking bitch today,
but you know, that's just what Marvel Rivals does to me.
End quote.
I might have said that, yeah.
I mean, it's just like,
this game requires my brain to be,
I'd like to be on,
I need my brain to be thinking.
Yeah, at all times.
Versus like if I'm playing fucking World of Warcraft,
I mean, wow, the thing with wow is you could do,
basically anything you can walk around the fucking forest right I don't really
need to be thinking about walking around the fucking forest like in this game bro
looting alone my brain is fully a hundred percent like revved up like
looting and it's hard it's fucking hard so by the end of that story I was so my
brain was so tired bro it was but it feels it feels like you accomplished
something does it not kind of like you get down with your day you just got
your butthole flipped inside out and you're like damn I accomplished something I'm gonna
say this and this is probably gonna be a hot take as people talk about probably gonna
bet like you bad at me for this I don't like in this game this is just not a noob
friendly game I don't know what is good I saw the fucking lettuce right yeah I'm
gonna use our creators as an example here even though it's fucking dog shit
just period I'm gonna use our creators as an example here I knew if something
was good because of the color of it you know in torque I'm gonna have the
rarest thing in the fucking game and I have no idea you know what I mean I think
that but that's that's kind of like part of it you know like whenever you in
World of Warcraft how do you know that a certain cloth is what's selling really
really well on the market you look at the market and you see no no no but
there's like there's like a coloration yeah like I know yeah if I have a
purple cloth it's a rarer cloth versus if I turn into fucking let-ex to the
therapist I know my idea I think that's just what you said it's another
learning curve but it also makes it to where I don't know that's part of the
appeal to Tarkov where my coins on my fucking computer like how long does it
take to load there I mean come to us we're in the middle of the road why can't
I hear. Oh fuck. I muted Mike.
He's right. The game is very complicated. There's no way he's not right.
It's very complicated game. But I think that's what people like about it though.
That was me. That's pop. Before I before you unmuted, Nick, I was the thing I was
saying was like the session was fun, but my brain was tired after.
Oh, dude. Yeah, I'm fried.
My brain is a loot man.
I'm tired. Tim, towards this shot.
I'm coming, this is me.
Don't shoot.
Wait, TAKE!
TAKE!
What?
What?
You fucking taste in this game?
Yeah, I'll shoot you.
Don't, don't, don't come out to him.
I'm not out.
I'm not out.
I'm not out.
Let me check, let me check.
It's not on, we're good, we're good.
He's there, you're not gonna suck him, bro.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
It's not on, it's not on.
I can fucking hear it.
Yeah, it's not on, I can fucking hear it.
That's it, that's it.
No, no, no, there's a thing on it.
Wait, Hush, someone just crossed right to left behind them, and they're
That's that shit. No, no, like there's a thing on it
Puts someone just crossed right to left behind it. I don't know if it was a player or if it was a
Robot yeah, like right to left neck like if that's you're on that corner like they're gonna be going to your left
That's that's much oh
Go to this player
It is players in his players in his players. I shot one so many times
They're leaving they're leaving. You gotta shoot him. I'm dead. He's in that corner
In that corner
I'm trying to get to you
Okay
She's like right behind the bush behind the blue car Tim blue car bush behind it that corner. Can I fucked up bro. I'm in a building
Oh, no swing that pussy both of you swing them
I'm lagging. This is not a good start.
Oh, he got it. He got him.
Oh,
did you take behind me?
This is me.
You still got one more bush behind the blue court.
Yep.
I hit him. I hit him. I think I might kill them.
I hit him. I hit him. I'm going to rush him, Tim.
I'm here. I'm here. I'm going to rush him.
That back, that green bush.
That back, that green bush.
Green bush?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
They're massive, they're massive boys.
Loot up, loot up, loot up, loot up!
Oh my God, that's fucking awesome, man!
Whatever I peaked the cord,
I took all those fucking legs so they fit you.
You took it all, you took it all.
Hey, drop everything on your body.
From your helmet to your rig to your bat.
Everything, suck them up.
You guys suck those men and become them right now.
So I'm swimming into the sky.
You're turning into that man 100%.
Suck them.
Bang.
I got both of y'all screens up.
Go ahead and search that rig while you're looting right now,
Tim.
Search that rig.
And you don't want to put those items inside of the backpack
because you want to take his backpack.
But that's fine.
But he doesn't have a backpack.
OK, that's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
You're not searching this person.
You're looting something.
I don't even know what the fuck you're looting.
person you meatball oh yeah that right
oh my god drop the TK fast into your
helmet drop your helmet my helmet
okay put on his headphones just all left
click those headphones that he has on
his body. We were the fucking hell. Oh, yeah, but the ear buds, little earbuds. Now he has
a backpack, but that's other scab player took it, I believe. So you're gonna hit escape.
Look at the other dead body real quick for me. Yeah, sure. That backpack, it's the
camel backpack on the ground. It's covered by that dude's rigs and shit.
Here's him. I can look right there. That's he 20. You see it. Now load up the sling,
Put the items in your sling inside that T-40 and then put the backpack on.
You gotta delete the sling first and then grab it.
I don't know, open up the T-20.
How do you put this on, bro?
You just, yeah, delete your backpack and then you pick that backpack up.
Just delete it and then pick it up.
Beautiful, now turn to the other guy, the guy you were already looting.
Nice now the death shadow you're going to drag that into your backpack on the left side on your face cover
Okay, now you're gonna take his helmet. It's a face mask scroll up and you got to reveal it first
Beautiful you can't do it while searching got middle mouse click once the search is over
Now you're gonna drag your rig into your backpack drag his rig into your rig slot
So you're rigging there and then put his armor on.
Okay.
Okay.
Holy fuck.
Nice.
Middle mouse click to reveal, beautiful.
Now grab all of his nades, his Colox.
Now Tim has the code to leave,
literally where you guys were.
You guys just killed them as they were trying to leave.
So y'all can leave right now.
Do I take the code?
Yep, take the code.
Why can't I fucking see now?
Because you have a mask on that protects your entire head.
It's a level four or five mask, it's to Gila.
It's off of the boss.
All right, you guys can leave right now.
You should reset.
Oh my gosh, you guys can't see what's happening.
Okay, how do I leave?
You walk up to that staircase?
Right where Nick is?
I dropped Mag.
Oh, fuck the Mag.
I got it.
I got it.
This is Max, Win, Timmy, Max, Win.
We fucking did it.
I think it is.
Let's go, bro.
Fuck yeah.
What the fuck?
He joins.
I couldn't even see that guy sitting there.
Listen, guys, I'm trying to get this moment.
This is their moment.
Wait, you have to read.
This is their moment, or?
OK.
You walk up to it, transfer code, and both ends of the league.
Just stand there, yeah.
I'm going to stand.
You stand.
Holy shit.
Wow, man.
That was a max win right there.
Oh, my god.
Yes.
Good job.
Good job.
You both just looted, like, half a million kids minimum.
Yeah, the scab run that's okay. Should we sell it all?
Good pull, good pull.
No, you sell it all?
No, no, no, you want to keep all that stuff.
Wait, Hush, pull up on me.
Hush, pull up on me. Just tell me what to like really keep it.
Okay.
Then we sell the rest.
All right, let me look. Let me look.
No gear fear. No gear fear.
Fuck it. You know what I mean?
Pull you up. Pull a dick up.
MDR.
I'm inspecting it for you so you can see.
It's actually a pretty good MDR, I think.
I can't lie.
Give me a moment.
What do I get rid of here, bro?
Hold on. Timmy, don't get rid of it.
My chat's mad at me.
I literally had the screen hidden the entire time
during that, cause I was so stressed.
Well, you want to, you literally want to keep everything, Nick.
You want to keep literally everything.
You're not selling anything.
Cause you want to put all the stuff you're selling,
you want to put it on the flea yourself.
So when you sell here, you're selling defense.
Deagle?
Keep it all, bro.
Every single thing.
Heard that.
Let's get it.
Dude.
That TEP20 headphones themselves are like,
I think they're like a hundred K or something crazy.
Oh my God.
Ask your way to like move all this shit over.
Just control click control click every day.
There are a hundred and thirty K headphones, both you guys picked up by themselves.
In say, well, if I keep it all in the backpack hutch, right?
And I dragged the backpack in my inventory, they still in the backpack.
Yes, that's why you want to get everything out first
and then drag the bag back in.
I can't get any comms like that where it's like.
What's roll number seven?
What's roll number seven?
Fuck, man.
Roll number seven.
Never listen to chat.
Never listen.
Roll number seven.
Mask is called gorilla.
Yeah, I got the same one.
I got the same one.
Fuck yeah.
That was a really good.
OK, good.
See, like if we can do that on our scab runs, man,
we're going to come up so quick.
Let's just do that again.
That was awesome.
Again, we got to get a weight every, like, you know,
Now we have a cooldown of like 20 minutes, I think or something like that.
All right, that's now I need to wait something out.
You do. You do.
I literally have a I forgot we added a stream deck key for exactly what just happened.
So it doesn't happen.
Chat.
That's kind of like everyone's talking about that.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Do you forgive me knowing that they were guys?
You for do you forget me?
Think about it.
You really only play if like you forgive me.
I mean, 15 hours.
This game is so complex that like after you get through that party. Oh, yeah, I think maybe
Oh, it's hard as a rock now. We're even you know, we're even we're even where you know, like entry level this game might be one of the
hardest games you know, it's like because if we didn't have
We would be fucking lost
So to your point like the code like we wouldn't have known how to get out of there, bro
Oh, it's over.
Bro, those guys, just to make you guys understand,
those guys just probably went through that entire map,
finished a shit ton of quests, was at the extract.
I took their legs off, you guys turned the corner
and killed both of them.
Now they're both wearing armor
that prevents them from dying quickly
and you guys just shipped them away slowly.
Bro, you know what to say, bro?
The car that I got from Nick was the back green bush.
And I'm looking, everything is green.
And I'm just like, I'm just going to scare them to get away.
I said behind the car, behind the bush.
You wonder what car it is.
I didn't see that.
I didn't even see the car guy.
You killed him before I even got there.
Bro, I wait by the way, when you were back, I went through the
building thinking I could come to you and I couldn't.
Son, bro, you were doing that classic timitabu and shit
where you got lost along the way.
I just need I couldn't help you so you just got to figure it the fuck out
You know my favorite part was a random scab another player pulls up helps Nick kill the player
Timmy Timmy Timmy he kills him he goes
night when they're robbing the bank oh my god what was I just caught when I was
crossing that street chat in the corner back there
they were they were legitimately huge I didn't know what I was saying
Wow, what a start, what a start.
One for one, bucket, bucket.
Wait a minute, hold on, wait a minute.
Oh my gosh.
Boys, we can buy these with VD.
Bro, bro, backpacks are no longer an issue.
This is so huge.
This is actually so huge.
huge oh my we're rich we are officially backpack rich this is huge we are young
rich wizards hundred percent no wow wow wow wow wow huge boys huge what a great
What a great start to the day.
What a great start to the day.
There's nothing better than when your boy gets on Tarkov
and his first raid is Nats.
Wow, set the fucking tone. Let's have a great one today, man.
Let's have a great one today.
Sell all the bullshit.
We're rewinding this song.
I think I'm ready when you guys are, because I actually had a loadout, so I'm going to
loadout, babe. Shadow, am I missing anything here? I think I'm good.
One more!
Hey, Timmy, I'm ready. I gotta go walk. I gotta go help her or something real quick.
I'll be back in like two minutes, yeah?
All right, go.
Okay.
Shadow, am I missing anything? I think I'm good, right?
I
Locked up
Oh
I love it
So I thought peanut said you don't need a backpack because you go in and kill someone and take their backpack
That's what it's honestly a good strap
That's not a bad strap don't say coach don't you say assistant to the coach assistant to the coach
coach. That's what coach number two said. Thank you. Thank you. No, because listen, there's
a reason why every day when I start stream, I either hear peanut did great, which is like
25% of the time. And then the other 75% is is and I quote peanut lost everything last
night. There is no in between. So can you kill people for a backpack 100% but what
happens when you don't kill anybody with a backpack and I just I'm probably dead
and I don't if anything I'm saving money no or you don't see Jack diddly
dick and balls and you can't loot dick and balls because you ain't got a fucking
backpack I just don't have a lot of backpacks then don't break what we'll
who sells backpacks you're gonna need that from the old rag rag man rag bussie
see if I remember how to do this bro fleet market at the bottom or sorry not traders at the bottom
right back I'm sorry but this way to get there uh dick make sure you return make sure you turned
in all your quests I did everything bro like I sat here just just going through all of it
I love to hear that I mean, it's just so you know
Did I do I did I did good I gotta go here now and where's my money at
Stop right top left of your stash or something. I got four hundred and ten thousand
Okay, yeah, you fucking poor
That's why in there section a housing poor
Where are we trying to go right now? Yeah, you call it
Okay, let me just receive all these things bro hush by the way, I bought the I bought the inventory space and that that brought me out of hell
Man, congratulations, bro. Thank you. Greatest decision you've ever made. Oh my god. It's just night and day
Okay
I mean look dude. I I have shit everywhere man. So if there's a place that you want to go, you know
I wouldn't go to the woods
Whatever you want, you want to go to shoreline customs or what customs you like customs. I like customs. I got a show request there
Let's go to customs
Chemical part to locate obtain any evidence that could help with the investigations on customs
Yeah, whatever
Tim whenever you want to oh he already viewed it listen
I don't think Tim's gonna do quest Tim is like the little brother that we're bringing to the park
Then he ain't gonna get picked to play on none of the teams. He's just there
You know, no, I think you'll do quest. We just got you gotta do that shit
You do me you gotta hold the hand, you know, we have to do it
And I'm okay with that. We are you trying to are you trying to do some quests to level up?
You should be the more you love the more
It's kind of weird like I genuinely just don't give a fuck about the quest
And I don't know how to fix that like I just don't so the easy answer is that you can't buy anything that you'll need high level unless you do the quest
The best comparison is like if you were playing Call of Duty and you're playing BR
That's like you saying I just don't give a fuck about getting my loadies
But that that's what you're saying because without quest you can't buy the shit that you
Can you back you back it out or no, it's too late. I think I'm already going. Okay. Cool. Okay
Which is fine. Fuck it. Fuck the quests.
We'll kill everybody for your loot.
Let's go boys. We're going to Doran's.
Oh, okay. Yeah, this is the spot. Okay.
This is the spot where I always die.
No, no, no. You're gonna die.
Alright, heal again.
All right, so you got a 456.
Just put your three kills on 456.
Easy.
Press B to make sure your gun's on automatic on the bottom.
Keep cycling through.
What else little things you got to do?
That's what I did, really.
Oh, I don't know what's going on.
My game's running like a bunch of, yeah.
No, mine is two minus I have no
Okay, I'll get better as we're in the rain
I think I lost you guys. Oh, I got here those are shots
Tim open up hutches stream and just have it off to the side if you can it helped me like ten times because then you just
Look over where you that you're okay
I'm going to try and get in here, okay?
Alright.
In their building?
Yeah, we're going to push them.
I'm going through this window.
Just try and follow me.
They're going to hear this.
Careful.
You guys there?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm an eight see if it's a scab
Not a scab
I just don't lean on too far right I'm right on as you do
Could have been a scab at the end. Yeah, I just heard a voice to come
That's right, I can't hold out there's definitely players there for sure I
I got my eye on you.
Nate, where are you at?
Okay.
Right behind you.
Nate, careful.
I'm going to disadvantage with a left kick, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that, Nate, I think he threw it from upstairs.
Want to go steal staircase?
We could.
very loud and they're probably they can look over from like on the roof which is brutal
i can start getting busy can i can i go opposite house and hook across you can but they know we're
here and if you run out they can look through a window and kill you now yeah i hear it i just
think that i get to this house across right here yeah i can try get some angles
Wait, they jumped out. They just jumped out careful out into your right. Yeah, odds of left
He's running
He's dead
He jumped out through the roof they looted mark room
Look at the big boy lose shit
I can't see shit.
Was there more?
Did you go out there?
Yeah, I'm out here.
I'm out here.
I'm out here.
You all can start clearing through that.
You all can start clearing through the room if you want.
Is you running up on me?
Yep.
Okay.
Currently looking for this body that I killed.
I don't know.
Are you guys outside?
Yeah, we're outside.
I'm outside across the street from you.
I got like a green helmet, tan helmet.
Chad, where's that body, bro?
Did you guys just went in that building?
Nick, can you show me?
Yeah, that's me.
I'm coming over.
Yeah, I'm clearing this shit out.
I'm still looking for this body.
I don't know where it is.
This is me.
I'm first floor.
Yeah, I'm on top.
Jumped out right here.
So I'm just saying this is called two story, Tim.
And the opposite is called three story.
Okay. And I was just going over here to be able to look across
because you guys were clearing that out. But that guy jumped out and ran.
He did. He literally marked one guy. Yeah. Yeah, it was one guy.
Hutch killed him. He literally marked room and he probably has some in his bag,
but I cannot find it.
Yeah, I found the guy you shot.
One of you outside right now.
I'm outside. Me, me, me. I'm in a car.
I'm going back into the building that we were just in when you shot.
Yeah, I just want to listen over you.
Yeah, my fucking bad ass in a row.
Where is this body, man?
What the fuck is going on?
I didn't see him when you killed him.
He was out in the grass, though.
I saw a.
He's for sure dead.
Oh, no.
No one's in this building with me, right?
Correct. No, just just just you.
I'm going to go help hush.
Hush to be coming down the stairs.
Yeah.
I
Was you think maybe you didn't kill him
I'm starting to think that myself, but I literally saw him drop. So I mean he could have laid down
Let me I'm gonna jump in that window real quick. You stay out there
I'll look at the exact same angle I killed him from and see if I can find them
At our shop now
I
know
Bro, maybe he lived I'm actually shocked. I thought I thought a lot of shots now boys
Yeah, I tried saying I didn't kill him that's fucking insane. All right
Tim are you inside this building? Yeah? Yeah, that's great. I'm across the street two story entrance. Yeah, you start looting that up, Nick
We're gonna loot three story
Okay.
Shaq, can you guys go and watch that clip back?
Because if you're screwing me up, bro, it's like the audio.
Like, when I hear shots, I think they're close.
This guy hushed me like, no, it's cross map.
And I'm like, oh, like, what we're here right now?
Yeah.
That's just so close.
What was that?
That's me shooting a scowl.
Oh, cross map.
Yeah.
Now that was in three stories.
I crossed.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
wait was this a player yeah it was it sounded like a player
did it all connect yeah dude that was a real guy I thought
I thought it was a robot
did he just throw the player?
actually it's a piece of skill to player like that
I just walked in and I'm like
take me pulling up just getting kills and shit
I had to just
that's an easy
I think give screen or the shotgun. I
Get some good little beer thing. I got a really good shit for you, but you should come to me whenever after you get done
Looting what is flesh it?
Well shit. It's a shotgun round. That's what you use to shoot people. Oh my
What?
Nothing. What a lot of loot is this armor better?
Can you turn the fucking brightness down so my check and fucking help me
What do you mean can you turn the brightness turning my brightness you do it they won't
you are turning it up in my OBS in blinding my chat because they're complaining oh my god
it's insane I should use his armor I'll bring mine putting his on.
Chad do I take this gun or shotgun?
I'm getting told that I 100% killed this guy, by the way.
And I-
Yeah, watch the clip.
Yeah, my mod just watched it said,
I for sure killed him, he is dead.
So I'm gonna go back out there and look for him.
I'm gonna try to look, I don't wanna die.
I'll look, I'll try to do it.
Yeah, I'm hitting four and I'm not pulling out my four.
Am I fucking done?
Was that my shot there's one be gonna be a window I just need to heal as you run it right. Yeah
And this is the craziest thing I've ever seen I think he was like windows there
Maybe up here
Don't let me know where am I at where's yeah compared to me now?
Right
See there's so many rooms
No way can look all these oh shit I
Got lube
Everybody need it
I've never had this much of an issue finding a body further out of more I got
bolts you need bolts for back for quest right you should be a lot of stuff
say again you need like blue bolts for quest I think right out of sure
Okay, possibility I suppose
Bolts are always good, okay
You just have some croutons eat these okay. Yeah. Oh Intel in bite Intel
See this Intel is like 300 Intel is 300 K
Something real quick he's under the tree
Oh, is this backpack better?
So we always try to fit the back, you know, Tim, you could put the backpack in a backpack
and then you could put stuff in the backpack.
Yeah, I did that on this one.
I got a key.
Well, I got room 308 key.
Isn't that good?
I keep this.
I free backpacks in my backpack.
Let me get the clip, please.
Are you running into your building, Nick?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Fucking man.
Right on.
I gotta look at my sling.
Is Chad, you're saying drop this?
Yeah, he's for sure dead. That's not a dive. That is a death.
Do I put this here kind of shit? And it's...
No, no, I didn't even flinch. I didn't even flinch.
I think I'm a long stare. Yeah, it's folded
Probably the flesh it up here though
You just let you flesh light you said
Yeah, bro try to put in my
Camo
I
Play coming in plane
But this is the craziest shit in Italy chat he died right here this this is where he died
too far up we had to have died like down here that's cool what go to hacker
here some shit can we can we I bro I this guy is so big and I'm just I just
can't find them I think I'm just gonna you're still looking for that guy holy
fuck boy you're gonna kill like that it's like he's massive bro
someone's in here someone coming in my building no no someone's in here like oh
coming I think it's a you watch them all right I think it's a scout yeah I'm
down there I'm up in the trees see do you think it's a scab yeah yeah I'm okay
okay it was a scab gotta be cool where from where I'm at right now dude this
Care pack drop right here, bro. So we're coming in. No, I'm running outside though. I view
Right, you watch over me Tim watch over me, bro. Do you have to have you don't understand? Where are you?
Yeah, are you up front? Yeah, are you looking at the red? Okay, I see bro. What do you mean watch you bro?
I'm here. Oh my god. Come here. Come come come come come. I'm coming. I'm coming just start grabbing shit, bro
What is this? Like a fucking care package?
Oh my god, just for a grab of shit.
I don't care anymore.
I don't care.
Oh my god, bro.
I'm here, boys.
The fuck is this shit?
Yeah, that's a kick.
Just watch out for everything.
Yeah, I got you.
Doodles?
Sugar?
That fucking beer?
I don't know.
Apple juice?
Sure.
Guys, this is a food.
This is awesome.
Is this all food?
Yeah, it's perfect.
They knew you were in the lobby Tim
That's a good one fat ass hey batting you better watch it
Dr. Lupo I'll take it
I'll probably be like a screen of some sort.
Don't fuck it.
Sorry.
High chunk.
Shut up, Timmy.
Oh my God, I'm in the middle of a fucking eating.
You're probably so fucking dumb.
You're not eating.
You love it.
All right.
I'll eat you.
I'll eat you.
I'll eat you.
I'll eat you.
I'll eat you.
I'll eat you.
I'll eat you.
I'll eat you.
I'll eat you.
I'll eat you.
I'll eat you.
Do you good give me out? Yes?
What that was we have our med school is important they sell well
Wait, where'd you guys go? I lost you
Now hear me out. Let's all just wait my chest saying take SJ six
I'll just take one last look over here
Sure, one last absolutely one last where he gets to keep it. No
That's your kill. Let me see. Okay, my heart just mods can put his link in the chat to put the clip
We do something fucking do this is hurting my brain. I'm never in my life. I didn't kill him
I didn't kill him lighters for a plus drop VP. Oh, man
The mods that you know, they don't know what they're talking about. I didn't go up the hill follow the wall
Yeah, you did see
Yourself follow the wall
I'm coming
He literally guys give me a death shot or just pop
He has a little clip row we're post that clip. I'm banning you in all three of our chests. It's a my
Guys fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it
Oh, dude, right when I wanted to have a look at you just take the dog off the smell man
I've been looking for this for so long that my head is starting to hurt from staring at these fucking bushes!
I'll hire, he's at the start, hold on. I have a clip.
I got a clip. Thank you, Marco.
Oh, did you kill him?
I mean, you can see him fold.
You know?
Okay, so he would have fell
Okay, I can do this I can do this
He would have fell right around where we're at actually I mean, that's what I'm saying bro, but he's not here
Wait Nick found it you
bro no keep it all it's all yours I don't care about it I'm just happy I found out
that it where it was my wife probably three saw you guys
no way dude you're not real I have no what was that no what was that there's no time
for this I have no room I know we got it this is a tough thing because my clutch
knows what all the good group is but we got to figure it out together
you know Timmy he didn't look at much I think he has a bigger backpack bro I
don't know how to do this though I can't I put these on it's my guy fucking
stupid wait I should drop my penis and put that on there we go
I need noodles.
Oh, yeah.
I fit this in here?
Oh, fuck yeah.
I have a backpack and a backpack and a backpack right now.
Am I a real talk-off player?
Oh, you just took that backpack?
Nice.
That's okay.
It's good.
You fucking need it.
I feel so much better now.
I honestly kind of felt like constipated looking for that.
I don't know.
Are you guys ever on...
other fucker walk into the pantry and be like that rig you can take
it you don't have any no you can get it and then your wife opens up the pantry
doors grabs the cats that can hand it to you and then i'm a drop that's what it
feels like to happen oh there's body armor bro chat no i'm dropping my
armor too i guess i don't have room for this so
I
Yeah
Yo, I have a funders reward for that body
Come here take this off the ground put it in your butt you shouldn't nope over here
That's a Doc's case it's about 400 K. That's where you're gonna put all your keys in your money in everything put that in your butt right now
I how many spaces to take for two
Bro, bro, let me know when you're hot. Are you also eating right now? I got yes. Yes
Bad ass I can hear the food coming out of your fat mouth
Put in your butt oh
Oh
You can put wow and then Tim I have something for you as well come here
Look at me
Try not to turn this one in for a quest
Right here. Where is it? Oh, you put the keys too?
Why is this so hard to is this a lot actually that's a lot of
I think I'm gonna sell it
That's fine. Just don't turn it in for a quest.
Wait, is it? That's a player scout.
Let's go boys. Come on. Let's get out of here.
Got it back. Let's go.
Oh, chat. What goes around comes around.
That's a player scout, budge.
Okay. Just keep moving.
Alright, see that? We opened up dorms, Mark.
You got a box case worth 400k.
Tim got a lead ex worth 500k.
Got a red keycard worth 800 K good. Oh, was that what you was that what you fucking no way there you go
I'm gonna go give it to a third person guy bro. Hey, you should give it to peanut
I got a few these laying around
you worry
Wow
You put it in your your butt right Kim
Okay, go
Jeff.
And Tim got another kill, bro.
What the fuck?
I was gonna say, can we circle back on the fact that I thought that guy was a robot and
I just swung the corner and tapped him in the head?
Did you know he'd probably kill that guy?
He was like, oh, okay, this jackass is just cheating.
Whatever, fuck it.
The reason I did that is because you said there was a guy back there when you threw
the nade, right?
But we thought it was a scam because we heard a voice line.
Yep
That guy sat there the entire time Nick went to choose story we went I went outside we went upstairs looted marked ran outside
He never
moved
Why we clear everything Nick
That is one thing that drives me nuts
Where do y'all have your camera on this game? Are you bottom left on the bottom right?
left okay bottom right okay you can see to your bottom left I'm about left they're
both same bottom right bottom left bottom left you're just gonna be blocking
your speed like when you're walking when you're sprinting hey but I'll follow
me okay
fuck I'm doing
I'm getting so many people I'm shocked at how Nick's playing I'm shocked at how
Tim's playing the people are talking boys. I mean, I'm gonna have you guys shocked a little bit. I think it's slander
I knew y'all gonna be good. I
Played Arma 3 a little while I played DC for a little while
All right, we reset we go into another street scab run and go and murder some more people
Yeah, I like the scav runs the best you can like that's a max wind type shit right there
Mm-hmm. Oh, it would not they come out with a fucking not like good guns, but yeah, the scab the scab
Yeah, that's nice
All right, okay
Hey, and they can't find a body ain't that the truth
I'll learn not to eat when playing Tarkov and my defense my coach is literally eating right now while playing Tarkov
How about this?
Do as I say not as I do
Keep running Chojas serpent team serpent team you're not serpent team you're not serpent team
Hey, serpent fuckin' cave!
Right over here.
We found it, we found it, we found it, X.
This is it, right?
Yeah.
Hey, good job, guys.
Good run.
We got out.
Let's go.
Good work, boys, good work.
Do it now.
Put it on the board.
Nice, very nice.
That is two successful extracts.
That's kinda wild.
Jack!
Okay.
Number one, have I told you I love you today?
They're both very big.
If I haven't, I love you.
Boys, we got a pretty cool thing to announce.
As of about 30 minutes ago,
I let it simmer for a moment before I said anything.
We have officially hit 700,000 followers on Twitch.
Absolutely in sanity.
I appreciate every single one of you guys
y'all been here for years if you just showed up today for the first time I
appreciate every single one of y'all thank you guys so much for love thank
y'all so much for the continued support it's been absolutely insane and man I'm
the luckiest motherfucker in the world so I appreciate you guys thank y'all so
much for chilling dudes thank y'all for for being here and hanging out I
hope y'all continue to enjoy the stream but I appreciate everybody here
Well, we get to this point. So much love you guys.
It's taken. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
About sorry, my wizards, my wizards.
Now let me eat this chicken nugget celebratory chicken.
No, I'll keep it in your ass. God damn it.
Oh, the Doc's case. Yeah.
So the Doc's case is huge because you usually won't get it until you turn
in a quest, unless you loot a marked road.
Every time you want to go and like bring keys in, you can put them in there.
If you find diaries, intelligence, all those two slot, three slots, you can just put them
in the dock case.
So now your butthole, instead of having six slots, now it has like 30 slots, as long
as it's a key docks case, diaries, all that good jazz.
Nice.
By the way, I didn't queue up.
You're all good.
I'm sitting in the, this guy, I'm waiting.
Okay.
I'm almost done now
Okay, keep this this this helmets trash
700,000 followers and you still get on straight and get out though. Okay boom boom got it
Listen, bro. You always want to keep that
Do you think I'm a change don't want to because the amount of people who are here you're fucking on crack
There's a reason why they're here. I get it
That isn't because I've changed my success, that's dumb as hell.
What's a good helmet to wear, so the ones that I have, like is there...
Go ahead and click that helmet at the top.
Headwear, click it on your character and I'll tell you.
Okay.
So go ahead and put the first one on and then right click it.
Okay.
Okay.
Inspect.
Yep.
Yep.
Look at the level that it says, bottom right.
What's the level say?
Four.
Right?
Level four is good.
Level four means that you're ricocheting.
You can look at like there's a little drop down menu.
Show the bullets that you can tank with it.
But level four, like you're tanking M855.
You have a chance of tanking PST
and all kinds of other ammo.
So level fours are really good.
Level fives and above are typically
the ones with the face shields.
So like Tegela, Killa, there's not really any level five helmets
that you can wear with headphones
unless you're using the earbuds.
Okay, so four's good.
And then for earbuds, Inspect, what's the earbud thing?
It's not even, it doesn't even have that stuff.
No, headphones are like, you gotta kind of like watch videos.
But the best ones you can wear is Comtex sixes.
Comtex sixes are bis.
They're the ones that kind of look like a little cup
on the sides of them.
I got it.
are yeah those are the best like they you won't hear any of the birds chirping or
any of the bullshit you'll only hear crucial audio okay and then yeah I mean
dude just any what anything you can wear right now perfect that's like a class in
two weeks type of decision you know yeah yeah I gotta go here grab some I what
from our girl six five okay deal I'm gonna come by six two does my other
choice I can't buy it great keep crashing almost every raid restart your
game and make sure you close easy energy and then reopen every day
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
I'm back.
Oh, you're good, man.
We're just so much stuff to do.
It's like.
The menu is like a game in itself.
It's insane, bro.
We have to eat first then drink you fucking brick.
He's getting it.
He's getting it.
Yo, thank you, bro.
Teach me how to play Tarkov.
Keep watching, you'll learn.
I have so much food now.
Nice.
Hearing.
Is that code red?
No, it's fruit, whatever the hell it's called.
Learn from Hutch.
Yeah, but y'all look at, listen, my experienced Tarkov players in here, you look at this
game and you're like, oh well, this person can shoot back.
And that person should be half the people in here don't give a fuck about the PvP portion other than the fact
What the ammo is and we're knowing what the good scopes are?
Bro, you guys are so far ahead of the general Tarkov new player
These guys just want to know how to use their fucking stash or turn in quest items
This game is so much a lot of y'all sons of bitches forget man
good good
Clash items, Clash items.
PvP's great, but if you can't fundamentally work the game, it's hard to get to that point.
Fruit punch, that's where it is.
Yo, Tim, do you want to jump in our stream together?
Is he still in here? Or is he muted again?
You can buy them.
Did I do that right, Hutch?
Oh, let me, are you joined this meeting?
It's a divine.
Let me look.
It's easier for Chad to watch.
No, you didn't.
Whips can join though.
I sent the invite.
You should be able to just click on it.
Have rich friends that drop you loot.
Definitely helps.
Oh dude, Nick is 100% addicted.
Let's jump into their stream and see what they're doing.
Guys, once you're ready bottom left just hit into into raid bottom green
How do I quit how do I fix ram issues Tarkovs crashing a bit so I use even with a AMD
I use something called an Intel extreme tuning and
and
Opened it up and you just drop the I
Forgot the name of it
But it's it's stopped all the crashing for me. I can show you guys if you need me to
I don't need it on this computer, but I know I need it on my other computer
Yeah Intel Extreme tuning
I'll show you the graphic settings after this.
Can I show them right now?
I can.
There you go.
These are the graphic settings that Landmark gave me.
Hotch, you there.
And everyone pretty much uses these.
Yeah, what's up?
I got to invite for the joint viewership thing.
Now I hit accept, but Wimps is now saying waiting for host.
Tim wants to collaborate, except.
Yeah, except there we go.
We're in.
Are we all there?
All right.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
Huh?
It's hard, bro.
It's hard out here for a Pimp.
It is.
Hot out here for a Pimp.
Well, you try to make that money for the RIP.
Yeah, you know it's hot out here for a Pimp.
A Pimp!
I'm
I got 60 rounds of PB.
Oh, bro, you're literally cutting through people.
That is a great round.
You want the rifle?
I'll use that pistol if you have that ammo.
No, I got it.
Alright, let's go.
Come on.
Oh, he's loaded.
Come here.
This guy's loaded.
No, you don't have shit.
We're going to combine.
Come on.
Added into the night as a god damn it.
Oh, each shot is a thousand dollars? Oh my god.
You have been crumbling enough.
Oh, okay. Come on, man.
3,000, I just made those relax back there.
Yeah, we bought that. Add that to the fucking up.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I heard something.
Yeah, yeah.
Damn, no time to hide out here, fellow pimp.
I could literally create life in the time this remote happens.
Wow, that's crazy.
I'm going I'm coming I don't know there's any more that guy just got shit on clear boys clear
Okay
It's a robot
Who's the door?
Why can't I fucking shut this bro? Oh my god
Oh, somebody just said my gun is basically like the golden, the golden eye gun.
Dude, you motherfucker.
Yeah, you know it's hot out here if I were Pimp.
I was wondering why that was in my head.
Oh, my God.
Does this guy have anything?
I'm taking this.
I do not look like a little bit of an idiot.
Someone's coming.
Okay.
Are you? Is that you sprinting me? Is it me right here me right here me right here? How the fucking way?
What happened who oh
Let's go. Do you have any painkillers did he oh my god
Or if you have a split I need a split I got I got one of these I have meds and I have poxed
Ram
Meds and pox a ram searching hold on I got two more things to search I got sausage
All right, Nick you got a kid now let's go get Tim a kid. There's a guy here, right? I
Cannot see shit because I have a broken arm
I can't you see because your arms broke just one of those things where I might change the site it is, right?
coming pain Tim I'm in pain yeah you get like blurry vision all right hold on
hey there is a chance that I don't feel pain then nothing at all
Where'd y'all go?
Oh shit!
Okay, Cabana is up. They're on the gunner.
I have good pistol, bro.
I'll take him out.
Alright, you got this, Tim.
Take that guy off that gunner.
He's right in front of us.
On that...
Back up, back up, back it up, Terry.
Back it up, Terry.
These are guards.
These are guards, I think.
Tim, not there!
Not there! You're gonna blow up!
What the fuck do you mean?
What the fuck is that guy doing?
Is that a guard?
I'm going inside.
I'm going inside.
You're a fucking coach, man!
I don't know what that is
Wait, you want me to kill him?
I can get me close guy in front?
Yeah, I think so
That guy bro, he doesn't know what it is, I'm next to you
I don't know what that is
How do you not know what that is? You have 5,000 hours in this game
Bro, because there's some times where people have like looting shit and it gets confusing boss
Oh, oh, oh, I think we're good
I think we're good, just be ready to run potentially
Oh, he's on the gun he's on the gun. I can I can tap him with my gun. Where is he?
But then you're gonna have to cap off. Oh, no, no, don't go in there. Don't go in there
No, he's still flicking you up. Go to these gun trucks.
You don't shoot Nick, bro. He's shooting at Nick.
Is he really? Yeah, get away from him. Get away from him.
I'm gonna kill him, bro. Let's go to these gun trucks.
Where did Hux just go?
To the building. I don't know where you are. I don't know. I'm lost boys.
We went back through the building to where we were at the playground.
Yeah, you can go through the building right next to you, Nick. I'm coming to you.
Okay. Yeah, I'm here.
What the fuck is this thing, bro?
This shit looks like it's out of a horror movie.
Is this even a rap movie?
I wish you could've waited.
What's where are you?
Right over here.
Open the stream.
Yeah.
I'm gonna open the stream too.
We're kind of trolling not having it open.
We gotta do it.
No.
No, what? You hate me?
Is that what you just said?
You hate me?
Is this you?
Oh, that's Nick.
Oh my god, you scared me, bro.
He's in the street over here.
Come with me this way.
And then he went up the street.
That guy here.
Careful.
No, I know, because I'm in his fucking street.
I'm going to shoot him in the back of that, bro.
Shoot him?
Bro, I'm going to shoot him.
I'm going to get a shot with this thing.
Don't shoot him.
What the hell did I do?
It could be in that construction building to your right, Timmy, I think.
Yeah, they're taking me.
They're taking this backpack, bro.
This is mine now.
Thank you, bro.
As in front, you know?
This kinda looks like...
It's looks like a Call of Duty map.
I think there's such a small amount of time left in this raid,
we might just wanna like, loot bullshit and...
reset maybe?
I think everyone's pretty much out of the raid.
BREACH IT!
Why can't I breach these doors?
But I can open it?
Okay, bud.
Oh, it's a weed shop!
Who's this alf-
I'll up on us the fuck is going on with that guy bro.
I'm yours.
Come on, boys.
What is this? Wait, wait, wait.
Somebody said make sure this is on double action.
What does that mean?
Press E or B. Sorry.
Oh, no.
What's that?
They shoot two bullets at once, I believe,
or you can shoot two bullets faster.
There it is.
Yeah, it is.
I'm okay.
Where'd you find it? I have bro. I have a hundred seventy rounds of this thing. I'm all right
Audio close
Copy you said right that's left. All right, that's gap stood no chance
No, he's not a shit. Nick you're gonna take that
Well, what do you mean? He's dead. I know the hutch said that guy stood no chance, bro
this guy's fucking helmet right what's happening it's my helmet now make me
to grab this request
that's all take is a carry oh are we kill scabs just to feel something
I need this gun.
I need this gun.
I'm about to lightning, very very frightening.
Galileo!
Galileo!
Galileo!
Galileo Vigoro!
Vigoro!
I got you.
I want you to control my fucking balls.
About that, bro.
It's fucked up, man.
It's fucked up.
It's fucked up, man.
Not about that.
I've got to check the door.
it's fucked up man we're our commander go oh right over here is me yes
chef
shut name that song bro you fucking can't because you're all fucking zoomers
It's not the name of the song, huh?
I can't name it. I got no fucking idea.
Yeah, I think that just might be you, thank you.
That is Bohemian Rhapsody, guys. It's fucking real.
Oh, like, do you listen to that? Like...
I mean, you don't know Bohemian Rhapsody, bro?
I don't know. Like, three hundred years old.
I wouldn't say I listen to it often, but it's like a very iconic song.
Sonic's song and I feel like both of you should know, but he need a rap city.
What's the average type of a giraffe?
Bet you don't know that shit. I do.
What'd you say, Hunch?
Average type of a giraffe.
You're fucking stupid, bro. It's queen.
It's queen.
You fucking dog.
Like under my head, I can't name three songs by queen.
Oh, wow.
Man, I can't even name two. I don't even know if I can name one.
Other than the one that you just named.
You ready for this? If you don't know this one.
know this one I'm not talking ready okay okay okay that's clean we will rock
you you know we are the champions and shit yeah that's him bro
I'm not like listening to we will rock you in my garage when I'm dead
Is queen like a band or just one guy it's a band
I was rapping like Eminem to myself in the mirror when I was scared of him.
And I was not hesitating in any little Wayne song, no hesitation.
What exactly do you mean by that?
Word for word, but I was also 12.
Bar for bar.
Actually for some reason I'm really every day
I don't know
Come on bro
Come on bro
Hold on, you were too
Get the hell out of here
Oh, we might all be dead
Perfect
I'm back in
I'm leaving
We should leave
Tank outside
So what's another one he give me give me a couple by I mean I gave you
And he mean Rhapsody
That's it's not is three. That's solid three. I think that is
I actually forgot about this one fat bottom girls. I didn't forget about that one. Yeah, that's one
That bottom girls
Now I know that that if there was any confusion it's all been cleaned up. Okay. Thank you. Thank you
Another one bites the dust that's another
I didn't know it was hit like the demand of you know
Wow, I'm selling all this shit. Yeah, I have a cock 64
Final countdown Nick
So the he only makes songs for like
like sports. I mean, it's just he like we did like with deadly just
used in eighties was just like the band, bro. Wow. That's not
Queen. Oh, shit. I got range beta, bro. You. Oh, shit. Who is
final countdown that chat? Oh, I sold the question. Oh, you
sold the ties. I got one. Yeah, I don't want to check myself
Key or do I keep it now?
I'm ready. All right, let's get in there. We're going back in
Coach do I sell it?
Customs
Coach am I selling a conch 64 key first off lose some weight. Okay second off. No
You can't say it lose some weight fatty and no you should keep it
you can't say that you are fatter than me.
Hold on, who's got more hair?
Clock or Hutch?
Hutch, right?
I gotta give that to Dennis.
You bastard!
No, it doesn't have more hair than him, bro.
Does he?
Found the bag.
They both never take off the hat.
Well, I'll never take it off.
Found the bag.
I got Lions main, Nick.
Nick the lion's name sir yeah all you got that's what you have you're only
solidifying what these people are saying they've been saying I got more
clothes in the front and party in the back I remember when Timmy had the
little palm tree yeah I was looking at the palm tree playing like a palm tree
I pulled up a picture of me with that earlier to say how I feel like I aged backwards a
little bit believe it or not.
Oh you did.
You were so big.
I know.
You lost hell away man.
I know.
It's like there's one picture of you when you were in a pool or something.
You should always show it.
You get that little palm tree hair.
You had to be over 300.
You had to be 300.
I had the biggest.
The heaviest I was was 325.
That was the heaviest I ever was.
Yeah, 250 right now. Yeah, so yeah, 250. That's like a flicks arm.
Shut up, bro.
Listen, side by side, me and Hutch side by side chat be so for real. Who do you think
is older, me or Hutch, side by side?
No, that's not, I got a fucking beard, bro. It's not fair.
Answer the fucking question!
You guys can chat, right?
Everyone in my chat's saying Tim.
Everyone in my chat's saying Hush.
Well your chat's live, my chat's the truthers.
My chat's nice little blend, ain't gonna lie.
We're in the second fourth right now.
Yo, look at this picture with Sysotomy.
Oh my god.
Just pull it up, pull it up, are you sure?
Okay, I'll pull it up, I got whips.
Do you have me that?
This was like I was so locked in bro. Oh my god. I was 20. I think I was 25 in that photo, bro
Where were you locked in on
Fucking make a little ball trip look at this shit, bro
Did you see that?
That's what I'm saying.
So that was me 20.
Bro looks like I ate counter McGregor, man.
Like, dude.
Dude.
Dude.
You know.
You know.
I can't eat that much.
I'm talking with that accent right now.
Holy shit.
Yo, Loki, you look just like Luke Holmes in this.
Dude, that's how we look at each other as we saw.
There were pictures of him and I.
Crazy.
That were super similar, bro.
That's how me and Luke first like started talking to each other.
It's actually hilarious, bro.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you get the title, right?
You go to his channel for some shit?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But that's how we started, because someone tagged me in an ad
that he was an embass pro.
And I looked at it.
I was like, dude, that fucking looks like me.
He hit the target and fucked him.
And Luke tweeted it, it was a whole thing.
It was so funny.
But bro, that's what I'm saying, though.
That was me like seven years ago, eight years ago.
with the people with the picture of like a really good palm tree really good
palm tree
it's one way to say kids you don't know that's perfect
it
i think which has that one
it's not a couple of other i don't you fucking clock swag everybody in the
folder is really bad pictures you
the worst pictures of you guys
which is good he said he's going to find it i don't know if he could pull
it up on the man but
i mean i think it's
That dog give me a touch give me a biggest point. I'm trying to make your hutches just better to let it go, bro
Either that or I'm dead serious
Fuck like you either gotta you either gotta do the replacement or just go ball
I'm using the restroom chat if Tim calls me fat or talks about my hair line
Mission say a slur and it's Jack
Oh my god, oh my god
with great power comes great responsibility.
Imagine someone just comes over and starts ripping it.
I mean, oh, shit, well, that's definitely happening.
Generic baby, hey, locking a gang.
I can't lock in, bro.
We're not Dennis.
We're not Dennis.
Yo, do you see Dennis is playing Arc Raiders again
for a hashtag ad?
Fucking shameless for a hashtag ad.
He is getting back on for an ad.
After all that shit, he talked about it.
Oh my god.
Is it an Arc Raiders ad or is he just doing it for?
It's an arc Raiders had bro. Oh wow. They actually do an ass. That's why I can't lie. They asked they approached me and I said no
I passed on it. No way because I was so frustrated with arc. I just I didn't want to do
I said, no, thank you. I if for you to pass on a game
I know because I use it on the head
Yeah, play this shirt two hours just go like me
Let's go, sure, fuck you, I had, but I actually passed on it
Wow
So I think he's playing it tomorrow and it's wit peanut and I think it's a bad
Alright, I'm back
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Alright, come on, take me to the fucking
Oh my god, that's a picture, wow
How are you finding that?
Let's move, team.
Yes, sir.
Yes, coach.
Do people ever hang out like in this area?
It's not going to like this area.
No, this is like you see somebody slip in area.
You see somebody going, because there's no loot over here.
This is what's different about our side streets.
Right?
Like, in our office.
Get this off the screen, bro.
In our people just fight to fight.
In this game, you're fighting for something.
Marked room or in dorms. You're fighting for mark room in this area. You're fighting for like the stray loot
Yeah, you know
Okay, I could I could get a hit off hutch and three
Stop your dad would be a goofy. Yeah, so much a shot of me
I could get a bump on you wait
Shot it. I killed him. I killed him. It was just go over this thing. Yeah, it's kind of it's kind of tricky
you talking about like me right now like today are you talking about like
whenever I think about why don't know I think they're saying right now oh yeah
probably I can't lift my fucking arm up yeah I'm throwing lefty bro your arms
that bad no way I live in my rotator cuff oh fuck yeah that shit is fried
We gotta get there. This is a bad area, it's a terrible area.
Alright, we're walking the worst possible way, but we don't really have an option, okay?
Are we going to dorms again?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So in front of us, we're gonna have what's called ice cream. It's that little white shack.
People like to sit on the other side of it and just wait in the bushes to kill them.
What in the fuck do we get out of here?
Don't stop. Don't stop.
Dude, this is my dissonant broad day life and you scratched it.
Hey, give me up. I got you.
What are you doing in here? Walking my dog. What does it look like I'm doing?
Careful. All these bushes boys. Very careful.
I
Hear any shots yeah
Yep, that's not us get inside get inside you ready boys from here. I'm gonna look
Yeah, you can go all the way up to third day go all the way up to third go pick that window. I remember we even been here
So there's more reloading though
You're not him
take shots
I think I'm shooting at rocks bro
One's weak
Push this boys not gonna lie good at you though
All right, I'm gonna go back down the stairs and I'm gonna hop out the back the back door
I started hitting that like
You know he's gonna be laying down somewhere in those bushes. Okay. Just be very careful. Did you kill him on that corner?
Nick? Hey, can you open my shit? So I can show you you walk with me
Everybody are you front or back? I'm out back. I'm out back. I'm walking up. He's up top hill, bro
Go with him. I'm coming out. I'm gonna peek the window and help you guys. You see me? You see me? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I see
Like right past these pine trees on the top of that hill. There's a body and then his boy
I fucking tagged but there there could be three. I
Just I only saw two I see you guys walking. I'm walking. I'm walking. I'm walking. I'm walking
I'm slow walking really slowly walking
I'm gonna lay down lay down. I just I'm gonna wait for a second. Okay
No rush he's not gonna just leave his boys loop
Yeah, I'm waiting to hear something
I'm like a fucking salamander right now, bro. Yeah, I think it's loud though. I don't know that yeah
I should know it's no laying down as loud. You're better just crouching hitting caps lock and slow walking
I'm walking up to me I
Feel like someone's gonna be at the corner of that fucking wall, bro. I'm gonna walk up. Don't worry. I
Got the body
Dead wait, I
Right behind the street, Timmy.
I don't know if I killed him, but no, I didn't kill him.
I didn't kill him.
I heard him low right.
I heard him low right.
I did kill him.
I killed him where he's mad here.
I don't know.
I'm on a body right here.
I think you killed him.
Oh yeah, I did, I did, I did.
I'm coming to you guys?
Yeah, I did, I did, I did, I did.
I'm running out now.
I'm running out now.
I got that body, can we find the other body, okay?
Wait, you did not walk down?
Me, right here.
You're right here.
I got a body on me, Jimmy.
Nice, are you Luke the other guy, yeah?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You guys, Luke, I got you both.
I got you both.
Nope, you, Luke, I got you both.
Let's go, bro.
There he is, bro.
Yo, this guy gots.
You're good, I'll let you know when to start wearing.
Look at this.
I want to go in.
I see you guys.
We got two guys coming in soon.
you guys running up to soon
very good
everybody off bodies lock in
i'd like that closer console yes yes yes yes yes
one day
to that but that
yes well
i believe it was a child of the
i guess group but it's good to say i had to put the rig on bro and i was
fucking choking
you're doing great you're doing great we're doing great we're chilling now
we're chilling we got time
nice fucking two-piece yes sir oh my god bro this is it bro I told you bro
this is why we get to dorms quicks cuz we get to do this shit everybody else
getting here late
what do I do chat how do I do it what are you talking talk me through it talk
me through it I'm trying to combine backpacks but I don't think that I can
load all the stuff into the smaller backpack yeah just grab it
fuck that bag
lead the bag it's all the mechanic mechanic is the worst bag in the game
yeah drop that shit what which bag
the mechanic bag yes the mechanic bag is terrible
really it's pretty bad do I take his helmet or is my helmet in
ears good you see how it's sectioned right click the helmet Tim
you're looking for level four but it doesn't say level four it's not worth
taking
I
Think I'm good. Yeah. Am I good only thing I could do is probably can I
I bought a piece good check or not that armor, but this I kind of want
Are you out of space then? Yeah, I just don't know how to get my I got you nice. What is it on the ground?
Rig it's my rig. I guess it's not that good. Oh good. It's not but I'll grab it
I can bring it back into your next read
Anything excess boys just tell me I'll grab it. I'll bring it into you next raid. No problem
What is changing with my son here? Is it going in boys? There's like three bad
So much you killed you killed two, but there's like there's three bodies down here
I'll do them up
Yeah, I got one right where you at right now Nick. I'm down the bottom. I'm on the bottom
I'm moving like a guy. I think you killed this guy. Oh dude. Yeah, they're big
I'm over with us Nick or sorry Tim
I
Try to just baggins bigger than your bag you should swap bags
Where'd you guys go ride the base of the hill opposite side of where we came from?
I'm coming
Pretty guys
Did a guy actual I think it's a robot. It's bad
Guys guys guys
These guys are doing a quest. Does your guy have a reaper on his gun or in his bag?
Nick, I don't know
He's got all kinds of stuff. I don't know how to tell you like if it's if it's like good or not though. I don't know
Like my chat's going crazy. They're all going nuts. Yeah, I hear you. I hear you. I'm with you
Keep watching Tim. Make sure you rip that HK Nick. You need that scope that scope is good grip is good
Suppressor is good. I'm taking everything you should take off. I'm putting it in his rig for you. Okay
On that HK okay, yeah, there you go take all that. I'm unloading the mags MA 55 you don't need take these P mag bullets
Okay, they're M80. I'm just gonna unload them for you. You want his headphones?
You want his helmet as well if you can fit them, okay?
Okay scope goes in the butt make room for it. If you have food whatever just grab it
Okay
How low are you on on storage?
I'm low. Okay. Drop your bag. Drop your bag and watch just trust drop your bag watch
No, no, hold on too far. I'm too far on that. I think right. I'm gonna give you my bag so you can get more stuff
I got two bags there though. Oh, that wasn't the bag. This is the bag. Sorry
Watch you just watch and I'll make you back
Okay
That you team slide yeah, yeah, I'm kind of like just looking yeah wait
Someone's going right to left kind of near dorms where we were
Person I'm gonna come back up
I can't see him anymore. He was a you see this like orange roof. He was right there
I don't know if it was a person though and my chat's not saying anything so I don't know
Oh, that's ice cream. Ice cream? The scabs do go there, but not very often.
You need these mags, you can't buy these mags.
I'm all in scroll.
Yeah, you can zoom in.
Oh.
I
See hutch it is a lot isn't it like it is my bag you do my bag
Wrong button right now. Alrighty come and take this people don't watch out making fun of me bro
But I thought I was gonna make a job till the end man. You did you did you did you just you ran out of storage
Take that bag at your bag. We'll switch after the raid and I'll
Okay, no, no, no this back right here this big one right here
I
Boys time to buggy everybody good everybody got a full bag Tim you have any room left
Got room. I got room. I have some room. I have like
Two four by four blocks kind of okay
Take this right here
We need to look this guy hutch no space I have space I looted that guy I believe
You did okay.
How do I drop bag drop bag you watch out? Let me look. Oh, I got I got it. I got it like this go like this and
Like this go like this and then I came oh
Okay, all good. All right, let's boogie
Dang I did looting
Let's move Nick. This is a ticking time bomb of death. Let's do it. Let's do it right now. Let's go
Or your helmet looks like a fucking stormtrooper
Wait, you got a stupid no you look sick, but you should you should
helmet you should get a different helmet for sure like keep this one of the inventory
kind of keep down in the inventory
I'd sell it and then just or just have it as like a backup helmet cuz it's white bro like
If you see something white you're probably gonna shoot it if it's on top of someone's head
same as like a blue helmet.
I am over fucking weight.
Okay, hold on.
You're gonna take this stem first,
then you're gonna take the yellow one second.
Okay, that stem, then this stem.
Okay, red stem first.
Yep. That's gonna cause you to be able to
regain stem, and it's gonna kill you over time,
but the profit tall is gonna cancel the effect.
So you think dog this is gonna...
Alright, let's move.
me up real quick, man.
See, it's T. Little Corazon, you sure you got it, kid.
That's where you get it.
You think you get it off the football field for some instant concussion?
Give me a second.
Watch number 12.
I know.
Don't you let him catch it?
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Careful, boys.
No, I took drugs, but it ain't fucking working.
They are. You're regaining stamina now if you just walk
before you have to lay down and drop your bag.
true
That's so the the only reason I had you drop your bag there Nick is not because you shouldn't be learning how to stack it but
That area that we were looting in was absolutely terrible
The the building next door to shoot us from the windows the hill behind us they could creep on us like it was just so bad
And you ultimately you you had the backpack that this is all in right exactly
That's why I have that bag you guys bring regular bags for like one gear set if we kill four or five people
I'll just throw one of you the bag
And then you can bring it back in next raid and I'll bring your your bag into you. Yeah
Timmy, I also got your rig as well. I can bring back into you. You want to wear it next right?
But we really are losing absolutely nothing whenever we kill people
Three good runs. Thanks. Oh, baby. Yeah, dude. We're actually doing that. Oh, I got a double kill right there
I was clean
Dude, I tapped him in the head too, bro keyboard mouse. Yes
That does feel good. I can't lie
Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. So just bring the same bag, right? Don't take that back back off. Yeah. Yeah bring that bag in
I'll bring you your bag back in and we'll swap
good
Should I feel myself there fuck always to me rip
Okay, all right. Oh no space. Oh
Oh, it's all over.
It's over.
What do I do now, Chef?
You want me to help you sell shit, Tim?
You can clear that inventory out if you want.
Oh, I'm muted. Tim, you want me to help you sell shit?
Yeah.
Yeah, we can do it. I did it with Nick earlier.
Go ahead and click on a trader we're going to start with mechanic go traders the mechanic.
It's sell all right all we're going to go from left to right all the way at the top all the red shotgun round sell it all hit sell on the tap.
We're going to sell all that.
We're going to sell the reddish bullets in the middle, second row.
Left to right, left to right.
Next bullet, sell it, then keep, then sell.
In the middle row, right where the last one you saw.
Sell, keep, sell, keep, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell,
all those bullets.
Sell them all.
we don't need it. Go ahead and hit deal. Now we're going to go back to your regular
stash you need to unload every single one of those mags. These? These? No, no, in your
stash. Always unload mags because you want to keep the bullet you want to sell the
mags for better space and we'll just buy mags when we need them. Is there a hockey
If it doesn't let you unload, it's empty.
Why do you, okay, bro,
the unload ammo is in the same spot every time, Tim.
Why do you keep going to the bottom of the list?
I don't know all the small mags doesn't matter all the small mags doesn't matter go back to mechanic. We're good
So hard bro, you're good. You're good. You let me be right now rain same thing
We're gonna sell all those mags all those mags you just unloaded sell everything one of them besides the P mag zero out of 20 mags
You can't buy those we're gonna keep those
Yep sell sell the MPX's we don't care about them keep the P mags
Where is PMAG?
The ones you haven't clicked on yet, those are the ones you keep.
Sell the Banana Mags, sell the M7s, zero out of 10 mags, sell all the pistol ammo, sell it all, we don't need none of it.
All of it, sell it all, sell it all.
And you're going to have people in your chest saying no, fuck them, don't worry about them.
Who are you selling for right now?
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, hit deal, it doesn't matter.
It's just mags and ammo doesn't matter, hit deal and then click mechanic now, quick mechanic.
All right, cool, we're going to start all the attachments, okay?
So sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, everything, sell, all of that, every attachment
you see there, sell them all, they're all last.
Keep, we're going to start from the ASVAL on the right side.
So we're going to do keep, keep, keep, keep.
ASVAL.
Right there, the first one on top right.
You're starting here.
Yeah.
Keep, keep.
down I'll just call them out I'll just call them out keep them out keep the M4
keep the 74 you keep the M4 a1 we're gonna sell the M9 a3 we're gonna sell all
the M9 a3s the little pistols on the right side the tan ones what about the
P2 to keep the PT2 because it actually has attachments on it and you can use
that but those are just basic pistols keep the 5 7 sell the CR 5 0 ds
Okay.
Sell the shotgun, scroll down, sell the shotgun.
Which one?
There's two.
All of them.
All three shotguns.
Sell them all.
Okay.
Scroll down, sell the M700.
You have M80 in there.
There's 10 bullets, but fuck it, who cares?
Okay.
Sell both of them.
Scroll down.
Shotty for quest, chat spamming.
Don't worry about them.
You'll buy a shotgun when you actually want to do your quest, which will probably
be in there.
Okay.
Okay.
deal. All right, now we're gonna click therapist and scroll all the way back up again. Alrighty,
scroll to the med section. Okay, it's gonna be keep sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell,
sell, sell, all sell all that. Every single one. Sell them all. Keep selling, keep selling,
selling all the blue bandages sell the sell the bullshit splints yeah keep
selling now stop at the regular splints the orange splints we want to keep
those the last four you did keep all those all right and then pretty much keep
everything else everything else they keep going hit deal and then scroll
down
We want to sell the lube on the right side of the screen, the red tube, the white tube,
the red white tube.
Yeah, beautiful.
All right, keep everything else, scroll down.
You probably won't need that lead X to be honest for a very long time.
I just sell that bitch if I'm you.
This?
Yeah, sell the lead X.
Fuck it.
We'll find you another one if you need it.
deal so there's no going back. Now scroll down. We can sell all those cigarettes. Sell
all the cigarettes. Actually the, no never mind keep the cigarettes because you had that
quest already. Scroll down. You can just keep scrolling. We want to keep all of that.
Yeah, everything else is the key.
Now go to Ragnan.
Scroll down to the stuff you're wearing, okay.
So all those orange hats, scroll up, all the orange hats, sell all the hats.
Okay.
Yeah, scroll down.
Sell the half mask.
Sell the regular bullshit mask.
That's a half mask.
So one to the left of the one you just had your mask on.
Right where the gray ends in the first one.
Yeah, right there, sell that.
Sell the full mask.
Yeah, scroll down.
We're gonna turn that white armor in,
sell that helmet with that little face mask on it.
Yeah, that one.
Yeah, sell that.
Beautiful, scroll down.
All right, you're good. Hit deal.
Nice. Now hit escape.
Go back to where you're in your inventory.
Go all the way down to the backpacks.
Go ahead and hit the auto-sort.
All righty, now you're gonna open up the T20.
What's the T20? The T20 camo bag.
All righty, open up the switch blade, one next to it, to the left, all righty, unload
all that stuff inside the switch blade.
Like into my bag?
Yeah, just unload it, it's going to go into your rig, that's fine, we'll empty it after.
Just literally, no, no, just yeah, just pick it, beautiful.
Open up the scab backpack.
that. Beautiful. Now take the bag, the SCAB BP, drag it into the T20, and then take the
T20 and drag it into the switchblade. Now open up the SCAB BP inside the T20,
drag the red backpack inside of that, and then drag the switchblade inside of the load swing
And on the far right, the big switch blade dragging into the other one.
Okay, there's something in there.
Open it up, drag that shit out.
Now drag the bag inside of it.
Done.
Okay.
You have all the room you could ever want.
You have a lot of money.
Now, Chad's going to be mad about the mags.
Everything that we've sold, you can just buy back whenever you need it for the
guns you, you know, you're using.
Yeah, you just you're not going to need that shit.
We can find another lead X.
You won't need that quest until you start doing quests.
And by the time you start doing quests, well, we've already found 10 lead Xs.
It's good.
I got this bag.
Yeah.
Uh, coach, I just want to say you're doing an incredible job.
I'm in love with your coach.
And this is great.
Now, would that be a said, my good, 89%.
89%.
Oh, no, no, no, no, this is a good learning experience for you, Tim used to you keep working. Nick. I'm coming over
All right, so I already saved it. I I love it. So I saved it. I called it my sweet baby. All right
Okay, this is what we're gonna do 12 got it. You're gonna right click it and you're gonna go to purchase now the problem with the ak 12
I can't
You can't buy it. I can't I gotta be losing the day
Hey, you say give me an 07 on the camera. Give me an 07 on the camera
We'll see that AK-12 later go ahead and hey, don't miss a loop big dog. All right be that gun you ain't using it no more
Scroll down if you have any other AK-12
Do you have any other AK-12s we might be out of charges
No, no, no, you don't they're gonna have to show a case 74s. Yeah
Yeah
Well, there's another way to salvage this. I think I think we can I can bring you another AK-12
I'll bring you another one, but I
Okay, two seconds. Hey, you're good. There you go. We're gonna do we're gonna do we're gonna kick Tim out while he's afk
He's still doing a shit sure me and you are gonna load into a factory run. I'm gonna bring you an AK-12
We're gonna load in I'ma drop it. We're gonna instantly extract and then you have it
Yeah, chef already. You can literally come in naked naked. Yeah, I mean, I don't bring
anything to lose because there is a chance we spawn and we just get tapped and you don't
want to lose a good gear set from that. So just come in naked. We'll put all this stuff
back in after we survive naked means like nothing right like just raw doggy raw doggy
Trust your boy.
Okay.
Yes, sir.
Stay behind me the whole time.
I'll drop it to you at the extract.
Sure.
That's cool, man.
Wait, Chastain, you have a refi R on you?
Is that true?
You don't have anything on you, right?
I don't know.
I got a touch.
If you're, if you're, yeah, if you're naked, you're good.
We're just going to load in, we're going to run straight to an extract.
I'm going to drop you the gun.
We're going to leave.
Oh, you put everything in your backpack next time.
So your kid is ready.
Wow.
Yeah.
So if you ever want, like, you know how, you have like lockers.
That's how you can keep your quote unquote lockers.
Oh, that would have been beautiful.
See, that's the problem.
See that thing?
That's what you see.
That's what me and Timmy you're having our little contentions here.
It's like, you know, you're like a maybe seven or eight out of 10.
Intelligence.
I'm at like a three and he's at a one, you know, so it's just, yeah, you
said stuff.
Lord, be with him.
Yeah.
Guide him and watch over him.
You know what I mean?
Over a bubble.
Look out for that.
Hmm
All right, okay, you got terrible spawn follow me
What's everything happens you let me run at him
Oh dear
Get out take that gun run to the bottom get out with it
We experienced that through don't we we go it's called a run-through. It's like it's not a big deal
So you don't also get a good very minimal
All right, okay, okay, plus 5xp big five. Alrighty now we're gonna do a lower swap. Okay
It's a good one. So this is how if you ever have a low durability gun. This is the easiest way
To get out of here. This is gonna be great. This is gonna be great. I see. Are you guys in one?
No, no, we just got out. We just got out. We know I just dropped him a gun so we could do a lower swap
Oh, okay. So let me just real quick.
Yep. So look at you have my screen open.
You want to have a good amount of room.
So it just drag both guns that you're lower swapping to the bottom of your stash.
Okay.
Fuck what?
What did I have on here?
I've on what?
Oh
Chat listen all the veteran players in here you guys kind of already know what this is
But if you're a new player, this is this is huge information huge information. Yes, sir
This is a good learning experience
Trust they don't know what it is. It's fine. Let's do the lower spot real quick
So we can get this taken care of oh shit my back. You open your stream. Yeah
Yeah, just have your guns bottom of your stash and do as I do
Yeah, yeah, let me get the guns out real quick. You remember a little get them at the bottom of the stash, okay?
What do you mean bottom the stash where I just pull them all the way down at the bottom?
So they're gonna be like you want both my gut. Okay. Got it. Yeah. Yeah, and then where's the one that's hurt?
Got it. Okay. Cool. All righty. They're right next to each other
Right right next to each other but like you you know give me a little see yeah
I'm copying you copy you all right put them in the middle of the stash
So the barrel doesn't fuck up the build put them right in the middle
Okay
All right
So you're gonna take the new gun the fresh one right this day K-12. I just gave you yours is like 98
It's basically fresh you're going to delete everything off of it
But it's just a little bit. Yes the new gun delete it all
What do you mean, delete it?
What does that mean?
Literally press delete and hit yes on everything.
Now you could drag it off, but you just fuck it.
This is the easiest way to do it.
It's the fastest way to do it.
You're losing 30k.
You're doing fine.
Delete it all.
Delete it all.
Trust.
Trust.
Am I good?
Delete it all.
Just no, keep deleting it.
Press delete.
Yes.
On every single item you see, delete it all.
Man, I thought I just deleted the gun or something. I've never done this. Okay. All deleted. Okay. Now you're you're left with this
Lower, right little tiny lower all you do
No, no, no, why is yours look different than mine?
Now you're gonna open up the old gun
Okay, you're gonna take everything you're gonna start with the barrel or the upper and you're gonna drag it on top of the lower and
And just keep dragging and then dragging and then dragging and then dragging and then dragging and now you have a
100 out of a 100
And this is the easiest and the fastest way to do it and now you can click on the new AK
Yeah, right now you should look at the old broken one now click on the new one and it's fresh
94 perfect
That's awesome
If you wanted to you could sell the other items off the AK 12 right you can take it above for tube off
But it's just slower and that the way that we did is the fastest way to go from a low durability to a high durability
Okay
Okay
And we're just having a break. Oh
You guys just back in there at least I'll fix it so oh
Oh
There we go talk about things okay could literally click disassemble yeah
You can click this example, but then you have a bunch of random bullshit that goes in your entire inventory
And for me man, I like just like you are literally we are arguing about
40 fucking thousand rubles listen bro if you're worried about 40k rubles you just watch the wrong person, okay?
I'm not worried about 40,000 fucking room. We make enough money that 40,000 rubles
I would rather say we cute so three minutes then make the 40,000 fucking
Rubles sifting through a bunch of random bullshit TV one time. I'll get a cute up
Just we're just waiting for Nick to be ready. Hey, my sorry. Sorry. We're gonna run a scav anyway
Okay
Not do that that's sick man okay so you have to delete delete delete it all
to one man and then you're gonna be like which you can do rule number seven rule number seven
the reason why you don't disassemble is imagine you're sitting there one day and
you're like bro my stash is full and it's a bunch of disassembled bullshit in
there you know just not worth it yeah
No icebreaker is not fun bro icebreaker is not fun because I get one tapped and the boys
just sit there like lost puppies or they just watch me clear the entire thing like there's
levels to the to Tarkov going to like labs where you get one tapped by the BD or going
the icebreaker where you get one tapped by BD. It's just not fun, bro. Like, look, we
got to get there. We, we try to teach them how to ride a bike and you're talking about
driving a Ferrari. Yeah, but again, what, look at what you just said. I watched peanut
clear it flawlessly. What did the other guys do in that rate? They held their fucking
dicks in their hand and they just watched peanut clear the damn raid. That's fun
for them.
AK with no stock.
I don't care about how much money they make, I don't care about having fun and killing motherfuckers, that's what Tarkov can do.
So wait, now Hush, when I have a shotgun, just aim for the feet? No head?
Well, it depends. I mean, if they're, if you're looking for a one tap and you think you can get it, all you gotta do is land one pellet in their noggin and they die.
But, you can shoot them in their legs six times and they will for sure die, so whatever you want.
Well I only have four shots in this shotgun.
Then probably a head tap.
But four shots, I mean you shoot the same leg four times.
They might die, you don't know.
It's more of a gamble.
All right, you hear those shots?
Isn't that big church like a thing?
Yeah, it's on the other side.
BTR's next to us.
Let's hope it's not off.
So those guys might be near like the markerings.
Come on, boys.
T-up, T-up.
Why's that honking?
I've never heard you that.
He's about to move.
Cross the road, boys, before it moves.
Oh, fuck.
I was jumping over a fence so hard.
Get a whole space, a whole space.
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Yeah!
He's going to get right over by a fucking take.
I mean, it should have been like right here.
This door's open.
Yeah.
They could be up in this mark room area
There's a mark room mark room is like the best loot
It's like I guess it's like marked with like the cultist circles things why this called the marked room
But yeah, just best lose them out
Yeah, it's open
It's open and there's some loot in here boys
You down here? I'm sure no up top
A lost hospital come on over here
Okay
So this is the room. Yeah, it's the room
There's straight loop that they left the diary in the corner
People leave like crazy shit in there
Like this this little mannequin right here's 50k
What's going on in this room? What is it shit? I think the sacrifice or something. Yeah, we got here brah. I get bad
That's wrong. Okay. We did it. Yeah, so kill whoever opened that room. I should never open
Brother why the scope to who do you think I fucking made this thing? It's a freak it look look
Oh, oh, oh.
Looks down at the window.
Oh my god, oh my god.
That's where they killed him.
What are we looking at?
Step body's down there.
That guy's gonna move.
That guy was just here.
Hey, man, could you all be any louder?
Eh huh.
I cover me?
Yeah, I'll catch you.
Hm.
Actually, I'm not leaving that guy, bro.
I don't wanna die.
Yeah, by the savior, bro.
Am I falling hutch or Nick right now? I'm just gonna move. I'm the enterator. Yeah, I'm looking at me
He's gonna look at me gotta be Nick. That's just what you're walking. Fuck you
I can't be good
Yo, there's something in the middle by the fountain boys, I don't know if it's a scav or if it's a player come
Which is something in the middle?
Is it Malcolm?
right there in front of us right there in front of us get ready boys yeah like
this
yeah yeah yeah that was the PMC let's go let's go yo we killed another PMC right
here wait a minute this guy might be juice he might be just waiting I'm going
Oh
Do you have anything crazy I'm looking in the bag
Well, he's got some small little little things you might
Oh bro, Tim Tim take everything become him this guy become him
He has a lot of he has a lot of stuff worth a lot in his bag. My chat is just spamming absorb
They are right listen absorb
I can't fit that that so I'll eat you
Maybe that's what we just we gotta turn everything other shots. Yeah, that's come on
The fuck is this
He's maybe I probably don't need my okay, right? Yeah, that's it's us
All that stuff in the bag is money all the stuff in the pockets is money
What the fuck
What the fuck is going on try drop my a.k.a. Take
There's a kitty
guys streamer item
fuck this fucking stream right over there
that's great
are we serious?
what's happening? bro there's no way this happened to me
what dude how do I how much please bro
what bro please man is it a joke?
wait bro I've never seen that before
ever you're kidding you're kidding you're fucking kidding
What the first person I have ever seen is are we serious?
What is it why is there a cat on your screen?
I tried to loot the cat they're like it's a streamer item you gotta get it and now
I won't fucking get off my screen hey nice cat crosshair bro here we fucking go
right
You're not being close, you're on the same team, baby.
I've never seen that before.
Get me out of this rain.
Oh, my God.
Where are you going?
We've got to go right here.
I can't even.
Oh, my God.
Right over here, right over here, right over here, right over here.
Look at me, ADS, actually.
Look, look, look, look.
Meow.
It covers the entire site.
Meow.
Holy shit.
All right, let's get out.
Let's get out.
Let's get out.
Why is it sometimes when I reload, I drop my mag?
All right, because you have no room in your in your rig
That makes sense
Excuse me. Oh, this is the extraction
Firing squad Nick just goes you do have a shotgun
Are we sure wait still on your screen, bro, he's sticking this I'm selling everything. This is just a curse raid
Chad do I sell I should probably keep I keep that
Have it I have that catch I keep
I tried to get it.
He looted it and when you put it up for that, it just stuck it.
Yeah, I got it.
But with the grab, he took it and it bugged you out.
Yo, is this guy right here, the dude?
What's his name?
That's how you play.
Sheaf.
Yeah.
Huh?
No, no, no, no.
Oh.
No, the guy on my screen.
Cat?
I can't say his name.
Like, if I stutter, it's almost.
Almost, almost.
Bro, you just keep bringing him shit.
Nakeda and Sergei.
Yep.
Yeah, that's good.
It's over.
Wow.
Yeah, you're saying Nakeda in the wrong way.
One little sound, one little sound, bro.
It's really hard playing with you, bro.
And I can't really.
If you hesitate on your name, that's where it gets fucked.
Like, I mean, look at it next.
Yeah.
I mean, that's the start, right?
That he's made it.
Right?
You know, he blames me for that day.
He really says no.
I will cut myself off by saying it's probably not good, but I'll say er,
and I'll do that. Right? So if I say hutch and then er, wait a minute.
I meant like, um, you know, if I hesitate like that on you,
Oh, it's over
Cuz you can't yeah, you can't like correct myself. I'm like
Wow
You know fucking John
I mean for the rest of time we're all gonna kind of joking
Slerzy oh for sure well every time he starts his never going away
I swear I can click on his dream at any point the day and someone's like
Saturday's like a fucking
My rig how do I do that repair? Oh, it's easy enough
Now do I do a chat? All right. I have your backpack go. I got yours
Okay, I got the new elect. Yeah, I see food and stuff. Oh boys. We're kind of hitting flow state
Bro, we're playing so much better than we're not like horrible. It's crazy
And we're all pulling way too, you know, everybody's getting kills. Yeah
I mean, you do you do a lot of heavy lifting, but we're boring. Oh, do I didn't kill any of those guys on customs that you two got?
No, you're right. I got you got you out the hill
You get the next year thing right? That's my that was my job y'all were looting and it's gonna be your job soon enough
Yeah, yes, sir. Yes, sir
Okay, boom boom boom and then we four five six now what you would want to do Nick and this is like
You know whatever you're playing a lot. Let's say you have that gun that a k-12. It's a great gun
But like your arm your ammo might not be the best
So what we would do is we would go do like a streets run and go to an ammo room and loot the ammo room
So you can maybe get like
7m 40 or a golden egg. That's where you are for a riding
That's some time up. There's a gun could be awesome, but if you shoot marshmallows
You know
Yeah, I'll get pissed
Right. Well, is this helmet I got trashed someone said it was cursed in my jet. Let me look the
the, the, the U lock.
I mean, you said it was a little, it's tan, you want to stay with black, green,
and Tamo helmets.
If you have nothing else, wear the tan one, sure.
But you want to stay, stay with the black and the, uh, the green.
Oh, respect.
Well, I love your four.
Perfect.
Why is the therapist selling five waters to $73,000?
Because the therapist's job at early start of Wipe is to absolutely bend you over and fuck you
Like that's fucking insane. The sick case is just like the Docs
Dog tags take your time, but I'm ready whenever y'all
Give more space the fuck to that water going might not be ready. I fucking buy
But again, you can't you can't you can't documents in there some people prefer a Docs case over a sick case
I like sick case because I throw dog tags in there six because I ate after
There I got action two words fucking skinny queen. We talk about a fucking bitch lock it
Sir all right you guys enjoying customs when they keep going there till it doesn't work
Or do you want to go somewhere else? I mean, I feel like we shouldn't throw off the flow that we got right now
I agree flow do it up
I bet you boys some crackers Timmy. Oh shuggle boy crackers that night
There's got a crazy bro airplane food is always ahead of its time like the very first time I ever had popcorners was on an airplane
No, they're fucking everywhere. Why is the hate airplane food?
Oh, but like I had popcorners before I ever saw like popcorn
Fucking airplane the next thing we're gonna learn today and then now
What is that? I don't even know what you're saying right now pop corner is there little like the pop like
Triangles that are like popcorn
If you've never had popcorn, I mean I know for the record. I doubt it's healthy for me, but they taste fucking delicious
Yeah, I mean just look at my
It's like it's like think like popcorn, but like a chip. Hey, that's the best way. Yeah. Kettle corn chips
Okay. Yeah, it's like a chip. They're delicious, bro. Delicious shit
It's like a pop. Yeah, we go right when that lady come out there with a little
That's what I'm saying like the very first time I ever saw that I know what you mean like it's like how you're right
So I was ahead of it. Yes, I'm trying to do some cheeky little fucking snacks. I
Like the little gummies they gave you bro. There's these little teddy bear gummies fuck. Mm-hmm. I'll take as many as she'll give me
They always get mad when I take like five
though. Do you think they still sell those animal crackers that we used to eat back
in the 90s when it looked like a circus box? Anyone here know what I'm talking about?
They were like, they were so fire. I don't even think they had a brand name on it.
Like it was just an animal circus box with a string or something. No branding at all.
Just a fucking
You know your shit smacks
Yeah
No brain
We don't even make fun of this shit bro
Just put him in a circus bar
The one thing that I remember that they still sell today are the Girl Scout cookies
I mean that's forever that's just been
Bro what about the jugs?
What about the jugs?
You ever had the jugs? The juice?
No no the juice jugs
There's a hole in the hole
And you would bite into them to open them
Yes
With the little peel top
It was like you were popping a fucking thing the whole day
We gotta have this organic beef, but the fuck I was eating McDonald's for 10 years!
Hey, hamburger and hamper, baby!
Oh!
Oh, whoa!
Oh, fuck!
Get outta there!
Get outta there!
I made it in. I'm healing.
Oh.
Heal up, boys.
That's a terrible shot.
Careful, careful, Nick.
I gotta get up on that hill so they don't gate keep us.
I'm going for y'all.
I hit once.
Okay? Where is he? Where is he?
Inside the building.
the window got it there could be more close but he was in the window all right I
didn't want to see blood on the on the fucking I'm healthy could you have dropped
him I try hit him once but he in the head away I don't know where he went no I
hit him in the body up in the stronghold very careful okay there's
another one up in the stronghold give me a second here yeah I just got hit I
think yeah you did you did you did give me a second I can kill this guy give
second just use your grizzly yeah I can't even beat this guy cuz this guy's
got you can't much better gun than me let's see if I can't get an angle oh my
god I almost fucking killed you bro me holy shit I need to back up back and up
back and up back and up oh my god this could have been so fucking bad oh
holy shit alright let's lock in but we're trolling like are you working in
I'm working chill out. Yeah, they're really looking at us, bro
They're getting pushed by another team right now. I
Just do the angle just doesn't exist
In the window to me
Sight bro, so I've been rocking the default M4. I was talking shit
To be fair, it's I've gotten a couple kills with it
in this fight with the sandbags of the turret yeah they're up they're up in
the sandbag territory I'm still looking for an angle on this one
Timmy I gotta move left I think I think we both move left to the hill yeah you
all can come to me you all can come to me I'm holding it I just saw you're
Okay
Come come come come come
Let's keep going let's go into dorms fuck them
It's killed I mean, I don't know. I don't know how bad you know, I have no idea. It's very bad, but fuck it
right okay let's go bro we can't die okay you're right sure now everywhere
we're gonna be is gonna be an angle from a window be very careful they're on
the right kind of up there right yeah yeah be right in front of us they're
healing right now you're gonna be the best sure so much there what they're
healing right now I hit him a couple of you you know that was your name they're
right in front of us right in front of us our level yes yes yes yes right with
this needs gonna go okay okay there's another team to the left I'm working back
right I don't want to push left we are surrounded did you back up did you back
up I killed one yeah I killed one I gotta repair my arm yeah yeah back up
back up we can pull back we can pull back I'm on the wall you guys come back
the blue wall yeah yeah yeah once that I got shot from like right in front of
your neck am I bleeding Cody I'm gonna heal after you all just heal I'm gonna
keep working these guys
that you are here Nick yeah I'm definitely I'm leaning I'm looking
friends I'm on the left blue wall don't don't fuck yeah are you in front of me
Yeah, are you pushing into him no no no he's up to that building
Almost killed him almost killed him nice. I hit him. I hit him hard. No, that was bad man. It wasn't had it was close
He's moving down I'm still healing it's like a black suit hutch all right
I
Might be moving that open door that that broken wall. I'm almost done healing. I'm almost fall. Yeah, I'm right here with you right here
Where are you are you laying out? I'm in a bush. I'm in a bush
They are inside that building okay Timmy I don't know any angles man
I'm just gonna back up and try to reposition for an angle, but he might see me doing this and then shoot you
I don't know but I'm backing up. I'm going for you where we just were. Yes. Yes. He's not on the right. He's on the left
By me
I'm coming to you guys. I'm like, you know, I'm blue wall. Yeah, we listen listen. We have to go back
We were the only way the only place to save is back. Yeah, I see you. I see you. I see you
Yeah
Yeah, right there right where you're aiming
Honestly, what if we try to wrap them on the right now those we can't we can't we can't we can't we can't are there needs over here now
I was made behind us. I
Just finished a quest. I need to see what quest I just finished. So I might have just killed one through a bleed
I feel like you did. I had some good shot. This guy is so fucking good, huh?
Oh, I know.
We're gonna get Timmy this gun. Timmy, you...
I did. I killed one with a blade. One died with a blade. So, three dead.
Who did you kill? Who did you kill?
I killed the guy. So, the original two that shot at you guys and fucked you up, both of them are dead.
So, the only teams we have is the ones who shot me at Skeleton, near you, thick, where that area was, the far left, and then the team inside, which I think is just one.
But that guy went down the staircase.
So he's probably either A, near that building,
or two, is gonna be in front of where we're pushing.
Yeah.
Make sure you guys top up all your mags.
All that spare ammo, put them in your mags,
make sure you're full health.
I didn't really shoot.
A or two.
I'm not that good.
Yeah, A or two, bro, I heard that too.
Listen, listen, listen, fuck you, okay?
All right, let's go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys up the hill right now. Yeah, yeah, we're right here right here by you. We're right behind you actually
Scary boss, we don't want to be here more windows keep coming. Follow me
Now we're at the point area
Are at the point where we cannot let them have our shit so we gotta fight to the death here
They're really going for the long dawn, okay?
The Rapportooie.
Well, if we push that way, there's windows.
Stay down here, Tim.
We don't want them to see us right now.
Is that unavoidable, kind of?
Yeah.
This area is nothing but windows, so we just got to run all the way around these
windows.
We're going to come in through the crack outside.
Okay, slow down a little bit.
I got to understand.
Now try your hardest boys. Don't shoot your guns. Even if the scabs are shooting at you, just try and run past them.
Got windows there. Keep going.
Oh shit.
Full regain stamina here in this pocket.
You know that that's that guy that's that guy who rotated back he is now fighting the other team that shot at me through skeleton
Can we lay down you you use them?
All right, so there is a shooter-born guy in this right as well
What shooter-born snipers he's gonna be laying somewhere bullshit trying to hit us in the head
We got clear everything
Pop your PKs if you have them
Yeah, that's a PK, right?
No running.
Just walk.
I'm here to steal.
That was a ricochet.
I'm shot right in front of us Connor.
We need to get in, we need to get in and take space if we can.
Yeah, let's go.
I'm going to go.
Careful at the top left, that's where they can be.
Yeah, I'm clearing it.
I got a heal.
Again?
Heal up.
Chad, do y'all see him in the mechanic?
Did y'all see him or no?
I think it was the window.
This guy is fucking weird, Hutch.
He's just, yeah, he's just moving.
He's fucking perfect, he's just perfect.
Yeah.
Okay, where's everybody at?
I'm on a table looking at the door we just came in.
I pushed all the way through on top floor now.
Have a little sip of water.
Alright, there is.
I'm really looking at- Anyone got food?
Anyone have food?
Yeah, I do not
Maybe I can leave this good luck. Yeah, I know
Use my brain I
Hear steps one death
We're playing a bit us. Yeah, yeah, he's gonna be at that door bottom. I'm looking at right now
I'm staring at the door. We came in. No, he's gonna beat the other door
watch out my left right you know
yeah yeah yeah
I need to go back outside but I can't
I can't fucking hear him there I hear you
I
Don't want to dead you dead
Okay, that's five people dead. I think there's still the one guy who shot at you guys across
I see you, Nick.
Jack, can you drink that aqua-maryskev?
You need food, Tim?
I'll come to you now.
No, I just realized I had a chocolate bar.
You need water?
I have water as well.
I'm okay.
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you want to cross
with me?
Yeah, yeah, not yet, Nick.
Not yet.
We need Tim.
So there's a guy in that building across.
If we run, just go through that hallway at the bottom.
If we run, opposite way you came in, here I'll come and get you, I'm coming.
Are you downstairs or upstairs?
Right up here.
High flashlight.
Right here.
All right, there's two doors, Nick, there's two doors.
There's the one that's directly in front of you, and then there's the one to the
right.
want we could both go through separate doors and try and pinch this guy but one
of us will probably die the other option is we say fuck this guy we try and
loot safe and just fight him when he shoots at us
I mean I'm down to take a peek what we I was just gonna kill him well we got
I'm gonna run you're ready to trade now, okay
That's why you can't slow-peak that bitch gonna run through and hope you take let's go boys
Six fucking
Chad, is this good or ass?
Oh, that gun's good. Fuck, that's probably better than I am for.
Alright. Nick, come in here. Let's just chill.
Right now is when we listen.
See if we hear any extra footsteps. Let me heal to full and we'll work body to body. We'll just we'll just take turns on who's looting
Come back
I'm gonna be honest to you Nick. Yeah, it's him. I would just keep the trooper on you, bro
Just keep that backpack for now
If you're gonna need it after this run where you just ran right in there and then smoke that motherfucker. That's so funny
You have to bro
Bro, no man if I was that guy I played so much better now
You gotta be up top like hold hold your boys
But the problem is if he if he goes to move up top I would have heard him
He knows that that's fine at least yeah, no, but at least you got some good angles, man
He's just sitting there in the corner if he gets pushes over. You know, yeah
Chat thinks that this guy dropped his bag somewhere by the way probably
I can do
Dude, it's guy hodge brother. They just killed fucking six people. All right. Come on. Let's go with me. It's you. It's you here
All right, you're a little body first look this with this body first
It was a scab I killed him
All right, I'll look watch me there. I'm not great. Are you a little bit?
I
Don't want to scare away
Yeah, these guys are loaded
Yeah, I'm good
I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him.
Okay. Okay. Nick, come to me. Come grab this rig. I'm dropping on the ground. You're gonna
use it to help you loot. A paracord on box? Chat, wish me a while. Grab that rig. Right
here. Right here. Right here. Right here. On this feet. Got it. All right. Let's
go. I'm gonna go loot this body over here. There's two, there's two, right?
There's four, there's four, there's four, there's four.
Yeah, like right here though.
Yeah, we need it with these guys.
Yeah.
Airpods, special slot.
That guy's kind of poor, Nick, to be honest with you.
I would just take his armor, it sells well,
and fuck everything else, and let's move.
There's gonna be so much loot here,
it's not worth being back in here.
I'm coming.
Yeah, Tim, come to me, go up the staircase,
there's a body right here on the stairs,
loot that body.
I
Think this guy is or
No, no, actually
Nick I'm leaving you for two seconds. I'll come to you. Yeah, I think I'm poor
I mean look
No, not poor. You were completely wrong
180 K
I was talking to him I was talking to him AK by itself that scope is 170 K
You want the shadow you take the mask as well his armor you don't need that
I don't want that shot off. That shadow is you could just wear it on your face and it might tank the bullet
What about his helmet? Yes, how many you want as well level four bastion?
On my helmet, then.
You don't need the headphones, I'll grab them.
Let's move to the next box.
I'm looking at his backpack.
OK, wait, his backpack's bigger.
I'm taking his backpack.
Yeah, just put your backpack inside of that backpack.
I did, I did, I did.
All right, cool.
Nick, come with me.
Tim's safe here, come with me.
I'm just getting whatever he didn't get from this shit.
real quick I didn't look at his pocket
snick oh fuck you lose another year
nada
come up here
you ever knew you got me I'm already
thinking I'm full from the first guy
oh sure okay another body right there
careful it's been looted
Hi by the scouts.
Chad am I good?
Yeah, eventually.
So wait Chad, is this the same gun?
I'm the same exact gun, right?
Check it out.
Nothing in that bag.
This one's kid.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
It was right in front of me.
It was right in front of me, Nick.
Okay.
No dude.
I listen to me.
I don't get, I'm fucking killing this guy.
kill this guy where we're like like I don't know in that building in that
building I think that's a sniper I was telling you guys about oh I see him he's
front of me he's heavy crates I see him I see him
he's behind that yellow crate behind that yellow crate yeah I'm getting a
fucking angle on this guy bro just keep moving just keep moving Nick right
right there in front of you.
Yep, on the other side, you hear him.
Pre-fire that bitch.
I don't have an angle.
I don't have an angle.
There it goes.
There it goes.
Sit down, bitch!
OK, listen, listen.
You give me that guy, I'm going to go pack hutch.
I broke my legs.
Are you dead?
You're not dead.
No, I don't think I'm dead.
Yo, I kind of had clean movement on that, hutchie.
You see that?
Yo, come on, baby, come on.
You're M4, right? You're M4?
I got your helmet.
Timmy, you see you, right? You're good?
Yeah, I'm walking towards this body.
I have my blanket broken.
Sorry, I'm thinking.
I'm gonna delete this and just bring this in.
Why's my screen like I'm fucking avatar running?
Well, that's why I float.
Whenever they're looting, that's why I float over top of them.
So if anyone does die, it's me.
Let the boys continue to play.
Hey, is this a really good backpack?
What do I do with the backpack?
Fuck the backpack, bro.
Anything you grab, you're keeping yourself.
So just grab whatever you can.
There's a scab on me.
I'm going to kill him.
Hey, let's kill him.
Is this his body, Nick?
This is the guy, right?
That's not him.
No, Tim, you're going to stand up
and you're going to go here.
Let me guide you, switch and peel these.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
Yep.
is that's all right Chad what do we do here boys
this is good practice for you and me to me I can't even lie there's an eagle
like we just got to like
I don't know what to do here yeah I'm opening up your stream Nick is the
That you put your second better or the g36 you put in your backpack better. Let me look
It's crazy this guy's I think this guy's fucking ass
He just hit you in the head. Literally. Yeah, I was hovering Nick. He wanted to probably kill Nick, but he killed me instead
Honestly fuck both of them Nick drag that ABS into your trooper
Okay, got it. You're gonna actually drag the ABS back back. Yep
You're good drag the adbs back in the backpack drag your rig into the trooper and then put on my Anna M2
And your backpack your rig into the trooper. Yeah, but yours. Yeah, and your backpack Anna wear it
The one in the trooper where the one in the trooper. That's the ABS
the other one
The an a yeah an a yeah, put that on and now put the ABS in the backpack
And now you have maximum storage because the the ANO was a lot larger than the ABS and the the TV 110 is so now
You'll get maximum amount of storage
Let's see what you mean, yeah
Are you a shot I heard shot that
I'm gonna come over to you. I'm coming now
The M203 up and the grenades up and you can put the headphones inside of the TV 110
The M203 open up the table or 10 bottom right that little box the M67s and the grenade launcher drag those into the slots above
There's a two slot and one slotters
Yeah, on the other side of this wall right neck
I'm in this body seasoning the body. Oh
Yeah, here you run it all around that's me I got I think I gotta do this hop
Oh, I can't put that in there.
We don't care about the backpack.
Fuck the backpack.
How fucking beautiful.
Now you want to turn the AVS, flip it, hit on the AVS.
I did.
Oh, you were OK.
And then now you can fit the headphones.
You can fit the headphones.
Yeah, anything else?
And you can fit the rip all that AK-74 apart.
Take the sight, take the suppressor, take the grip,
take the mag, unload the mag.
You can rip all that stuff off.
there's a lot going on outside.
I'm sorry y'all didn't get to
see every second of this. I
apologize. I don't know. I'm
just going to you can drag
those those gun items onto the
TV 110 as well. Just you can
just get thrown in there. No
big deal. Okay. Yeah. Take
unload the G 36 60 round mag.
Okay, now we are looking how we looking we have the exact same thing with the g36 now
we need all those attachments so open up the g36 start ripping literally just the site
the grip and yeah perfect got it nice I'll grab all of those over the the H key three
inch that you see at the top of your rake you don't need those two little side grips
Very top and the Anna M2.
Okay.
Yeah.
Drop that.
Drop the one underneath it.
Okay.
And then drop the other one as well.
Same thing.
The H key.
Beautiful.
You're good.
We're good, right?
We're good.
That's everything.
You're good.
Ready to rock.
Now, you okay?
You good?
Yeah.
I think I'm coming back into you through this bush.
Hang on.
I'm back inside now.
Where are you?
I remember we killed this guy.
I'm a fat boy though.
Okay.
I'm coming over to you, Tim.
I'll guide you one second.
I'm like wherever the stairs were.
Yeah, go straight.
Look left.
Go straight.
OK.
Here, here, here, by the plate.
Now, you guys have to go to the complete.
No, no, no, don't shoot.
Do not shoot.
I'm not sure.
All right, you guys have to go to the complete other side
of the map, boys.
So this is going to be a trek.
Now, what we're going to do is we're
going to make one sketchy cross.
To your left, there's going to be an opening in the wall.
You need to run across the road and stay to the right.
Make sure you have full stamina before you do this.
If we continue to go straight, yeah, if we continue to go straight, it's just,
I mean, we, we could take the shorter route, but there's a lot of,
you're saying cut to the, like,
I cut it there over there. Yes. On the left side of that wall.
And we want to get into the trees or we can just go straight.
Brother, this is the way I look. I know what it looks like.
I'm gonna be honest. I think going straight your only option with Nick being this much overweight
Okay, so I just run straight just go straight
Listen, we're at the point I don't think y'all should run you should get full stamina and just walk it all the way there
Just walk it because you're gonna be really loud Nick because you're overweight you are loud as fuck
So, Tim, keep walking straight, then we're going to put a little bit of a separation
between you and Nick in case you get killed, and he'll be able to clutch up hopefully.
You just keep walking straight.
What?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You said don't sprint, bro.
Don't run, man.
I know, but I'm worried about it, and I have a time.
You have plenty of time.
I'm looking.
Listen, let me be like James Bond.
I'm that woman in your ear.
Okay, let me talk you through this.
All right, over the railroads, you're gonna turn right.
Once you get over the railroad, turn right.
You're gonna go through an opening in the wall.
I hear something left.
Nick, just keep walking.
Just keep walking.
Cool.
What you're doing is great.
AdS it and just keep walking
Booker sounds like a t-rex in the damn jungle. We might have another big boy over here, bro
We're not going from here hush stay right there Tim just hold
Case Nick need you. I'll let you know
Chat well head and spread this gap next you can spread now. Let's go to
you. Nice turn right. Beautiful.
So, that one. Alright, you guys are together. Get, yep. Get inside that wall. Right. You're
going to take a right. Take a right. Take a right. Take a right. Take a right.
I'm fucking in my way. Nick, you need to get all your stamina
up as well. And if you get shot, Nick, you are dropping your bag by spamming Z or
or whatever you put your lay down.
Yeah, oh, X, X.
Then spam Z until you drop your bag
and then you take the fight.
You've got to drop your bag
because you will not be able to move.
That's your gunshot, bro.
You're good.
It was a Falcon.
Okay.
Tim, just hold this angle until Nick's there.
All right, Tim, you're good.
Start walking forward.
You're going completely straight, so you can't go straight no more.
You're going to hit a wall, and then you're going to turn left, but just go straight.
We're going to have to start getting a move on.
Nick, I need you to run until your stamina's out.
Drop your bag, pick it up as you walk backwards.
Tim, you just keep walking.
You're just going to stay next to Nick because he's doing this, because he's
going to be looking at the ground a lot.
You're right. We got three here. Yeah, just keep going
Nick keep going that way Tim. I need you to take a right go towards the train tracks and then take another right
Take another right take another right go straight
And then look left and see if there's green smoke don't drop down just look left. Oh
My god, turn around Nick turn around that's the extract. Oh
Yep, go
let's go yeah go Nick drop your backpack and then drop drop your backpack
first okay there goes the leg hop a pk pop a pk pop a pk I need to wait for him
before I hit this right no you can leave without him but just get there and
just start looking around for him Nick drop bag when we run out of stamina
turn around pick it up and keep doing that just hit you get a key come on
right here bro. Come on.
Alright this is too difficult. Just grab that shit and keep running.
If you can't run, just crawl.
I'm a pain killer bro.
Damn I need you to look over the wall to your right.
On my right. This wall?
Far the right.
That wall right there. To your right. To your right. To your right.
Right, right, right, right, right. That wall.
Look over that wall.
that's where they're gonna be all right you're good get the fuck out of that
raid I can't where we go through the door downstairs through the door and
downstairs
Yeah
Room up at him up. It's shit
Wait, yeah, I got bit I got killed there
I didn't get to kill on that guy that I thought I got the train on hunch killed him
I'm fucking with that guy though the guy inside in the corner. Yeah, cuz I mean I was the second one through so
That's why it's just like
Just let it fucking sing
I'm gonna sell it all coach. Yeah, sell it all bro
Whatever you don't know my chat
Yeah, we should do that
Let me know what you're back in the steps. I mean all that stuff Nick is it's juice bro. It's all
Yeah, so good. It's all juice. You should keep it off. I'll keep all my shit as well. I'm gonna build a new kid
I
Missed it. All right, you know, I got your dog. I do I'm never selling that. There's like a bear logo on it's fire
My shit like a trophy
Yeah
No, no, this is good
Me right
Look at this helmet though. Oh, you know you had a full armor class too
Why'd you have this armor class 2 helmet on this, it's good?
Because you're looking at the face mask, the helmet itself is a 4, the face mask is a 2.
So the face mask isn't that good, but it still has a chance of like a shotgun, full of shit,
stray bullet hitting me in the face and killing me.
Yeah, yeah.
And that could block it.
Okay.
Alright, we'll just go here, fuck it.
Okay, let's go, baby.
The hell's going on?
Okay, I guess I don't get to rock that.
That fucking blows.
Let's see if it's refreshed itself.
What's happening? Is the servers?
Oh, I had an error. It makes sense.
Restart.
Thank you.
So,
Hey,
Hey,
So,
So,
So,
So,
So,
I
All right, let's build this little 308.
Whoa
Just a better gun all around choose better bullets I have better bullets for this just better
Just better
All right, Timmy, you read me. Timmy, over. Timmy!
He's muted chat hey listen boys they got to make mistakes in order to know that they made
him. It's alright. His chat will get to him. If he doesn't, then he's going to
blink somebody 15 times and go, hutch, why'd that happen? And we will tell him.
Until then, all good. I'll figure it out.
What the fuck?
I think I'm ready is us ammo bad terrible terrible whips ban the guy
that told me to buy the us ammo bro but but but but but but that might be the
only ammo you have luckily for you you're playing with me so I'm gonna bring
you better ammo do you have a scope on that gun yes to red dot it's okay but is
it like a you don't have like an actual scope it's just like a hollow the hollow
all right wonderful I got you ammo I will be bringing it in to your bus I'll
bring you max too so don't have any ammo I have mag no that's what I'm saying I
just needed like a couple extras so the guy told me to buy us ammo what kind of
Ammo you having the mags?
Um,
EP.
Yeah, that's great ammo that I'll bring you a stack of BP out.
I pee pee like Peter Parker.
Yeah, unload all the mags, put them in your stash.
Let me bring you some good ammo.
Not like big pussy.
Yeah, that that ammo is hot dog shit.
Okay.
Let me bring you, let me get you set up.
I'm bringing the mags and I'm bringing the ammo.
I'll drop it to you.
So I don't need my bags.
Don't need your bags, no sir.
Yo, listen, I'm gonna tell you,
I went AWOL because I needed room
in my fucking inventory again
and I sold all the fucking red bags,
the heal bags that I don't use.
Good, fuck it bro, fuck it.
Listen, in order to know you messed up by selling shit,
you're gonna have to sell it
and then you're gonna be like, I need that
and I sold it, I will never sell it again.
Fuck it.
Okay brother bathroom baby. Yep
Nick how you doing over there
I'm okay. I'm in like ammo hell, but but okay, you know, we're figured out like check by animal
What do you mean by BT, you know
But I can I can only trade it for like two cans of fish or you'll buy the fish trade them on fucker purport for
BT Jesus favor favor favor. I don't need I don't need I'm good. I don't need ammo
I'm showing no, I wasn't gonna say that I was gonna say if you go to your peacekeeper
Peacekeeper is who you're gonna buy pretty much all the good ammo from the M4 ammo the M80 ammo
For majority of the guns you're gonna use so those are the quests you should be doing
So if there's specific peacekeeper quests because you need in order to get him to a higher level you need to get rep with him
So if you look at the top right of your screen it'll say your current level your current attitude and how much rep you need to
Get to the next one. Okay
So when you get tired of using dog shenamo, that's how you get better ammo, but I mean, bro
Just yeah, that is in the face huge. That's huge. You're right. That's huge
And I'm in the face. Okay. Okay. Okay. So on that note, let me see
Like for me, I'm a peacekeeper. We got we got to go to woods. We have to go to woods
I got eliminate scabs of you said camp
Scab camp saw mill or Ben and those are killed 10 of them. That's all of us. Yeah, I can do that. I
Gotta do that one. Okay. I
I
Got to do let me see
That was the only one on woods for him, huh, I don't know on
Well, I got oh my god, oh my god, I got a lot for this guy. Yeah
Locate obtain the lab journal on factory
Mm-hmm
Raid items from the household goods category I need one more. What is that?
On the ground we'll have a yellow check mark. Yeah, I got a lot of good finish ever now
Yeah, go see it go see if you can turn some shit into it. Yeah, yeah
No way
How do I not have one fuck man?
So this is a good example
Understanding you see I says 3000 experience that one it gives you point one
Peacekeeper rep, but if you go down to the other quest, there's ones that will give you point two five, you know higher rep
Okay, looks like all of them besides the point one and I look like an idiot, but I swear see I goes point to five point to five
So we need to go to shoreline. They go shoreline for that one. What is one-way ticket? Can you go up?
One-way ticket. Yeah
Let me a target with a headshot using it all gun factories
And then fishing gear is also shoreline. You're gonna have to bring a gun and a key a
Leatherman multi-tool
And it on top of her yeah, yeah
Well, I mean look
It's getting you know, we're we're good. I think we're in a good group. We'll do it another day
We'll do it another day. Exactly. We don't have to do it right now. What's wrong? Yeah, we don't have to do it right now
But that's we at least you know that you know, yeah, right?
I'm gonna do my my inventory is getting crazy. I can't lie fuck. Yeah, bro
Listen, I played over a thousand hours Nick without ever doing a fucking quest. Okay, so
So it's from the community
There it is and that's it's a very possible world. You're just playing at a disadvantage
Me when some at first introduced me this game you could buy anything on the auction house
So and you unlocked I think it was that level 12
So you could be like I want a decked out in four and the community would build guns and then sell decked out guns on the
On the market and you would just buy the guns. So I did it for my first thousand hours. I never knew how to build a gun
I just buy him off the fucking market
So was that what everybody was doing back then or just you know, yeah, well, I mean just slow
I think I was probably like, yeah, just the slow and stupid people did that.
Like these motherfuckers would charge me.
But again, that's where questing, like I can buy shit right now with
max traders for 20,000 and then list it on the flea market for a hundred and
15,000 and make tons of money off of people and it'll sell.
Yeah.
Because they haven't got it unlocked yet.
Right.
A little, a little scav run, a little, there it is.
When you're up you scab when you're down you scab. Yes, sir
Yes, sir
And you need to have this game do I see it now?
I think he's starting to see it too, but he ain't gonna have to do a minute, but this fucking game is crack
It's crack. Yeah, he is
I'm back now. You see why people have 10,000 15,000 hours and it's just so many
Just later says shit
What's the last time when was last time they had a new map on this game?
Icebreaker just came out seven years ago.
Oh, shit. Yeah.
Icebreaker came out seven years ago.
Probably about a year ago.
Oh, wait, you're not liking it or you are.
You like it?
Ah, could I sit on here and play this game solo?
Hell, no.
But it's fun with the boys.
Oh, I could know I swear you could it is fun. If we got your inventory up a little bit you could survive for half a day
Maybe but with that like with what you said Tim. Nobody enjoys playing this game solo other than the freaks
It's like you know, I think so
You know, it's kind of funny. I think my favorite way to play this game is scab runs
That's a lot of people bro
It's fun
Like Gavin the color less gap is a lot of fun. I yeah, I got I have a fucking moisten sniper
Yo
You guys are weird I'm saying freaks is and you guys are freaks of nature you're too good for this game
levels a lot better. Alrighty, I'm up. I'm in. There he is. Shooting a bullet.
Is he above? He's not above? We spawned on low. Ocean man. Where are you guys at?
In the middle of the road. Shoot. Got him. Shoot again. By the big blue bus. Yep.
Oh, you're by the big blue bus? You see your big red road, right?
Yeah, I'm right over here. Yeah, I'm okay.
Holy shit, my audio's gone.
I see you, I see you.
Alright, let's go.
Oh, dude, I have a Grizzly on a fucking scab.
That's insane. Like a brand new one?
Yes.
Holy shit.
That's wild.
Let's do it!
I tried, I tried, I tried.
I still don't have continuous healing on. Fuck you, chat.
We can do that real quick. Can you escape, Tim?
Yeah, it's so...
Pogwheel's bottom left, first screen.
Looking for continuous healing and then check it.
Continuous med kit healing. Enable that bitch.
Right in the middle of it all.
Underneath vaulting over medium obstacles
and wishlist item notifications.
Okay, I got it.
Yep. Enable that.
Now you just press forward and we'll continue to heal you
until you're fully health.
Kill your fractures.
She's just going south.
She's just going south.
Coming.
All right, we got a late rate this motherfucker get out of the way man. Oh
Shit, I don't think he's gonna move bro. Yo, he looks like you know
Excuse me, I say you move I don't want to shoot you with that
Know what I'm canceling
Oh, she may go
No, ma'am all good. I think it's gonna attack us right because Nicholas shot him or just him just if just him
Yeah, all right. Come on boys. We're gonna go to cabans area the bus kebabs
kebabs
That's like a good chicken kebab, right? I love those things hear me out this guy. Hold on. Hold on
We get guys gonna have some shit. We've been doing customs y'all want to go to the big leagues and play
this map next one
Well that what map said streets the one that we're on right now. We're playing on a PMC
We can't
Issues for that you should you guys you know some other people we gotta go kill them their construction. I see you
They're at construction he says trap. No, we didn't the three of us bought there you
were saying the guys
Yeah, there's people oh right here right further. Oh, yeah, I have a sniper
Okay, it's just you guys
We shoot this guy no a lot that guy other guy. He was I have a shoot if you have a shoot it go PFC inside
You said that in game don't ask
We're easy I don't know I don't know he just disappeared he just disappeared. I don't know who's who anymore and I'm scared
I'm not sure where this guy went.
I'm in jail.
I feel like we added two more guys for our wolf pack.
Hey, hey, hey, get the fuck out!
Yo, we're looking for the PFC!
Oh, look at this.
There's no way he's up here. How's that door was shut?
No, no.
This guy's looting, this guy's looting this area.
He doesn't want to steal his loot
What bro, let me loot too, man
We're just looting bro, listen bro
Yes
I need my karma too
you need your gun my two whoa whoa whoa put that gun down bro get up there put
that gun down yeah I shoot this guy listen Tim if he shoots me you smoke
him listen no I'm not getting out of the door you either gonna have to kill
me for the karma right or you gonna drop that DVL you gonna drop that DVL
you ain't leaving say please smoke them smoke them smoke them stairs behind
juicers by this is
yeah
haha
please
haha
haha
haha
haha
please
fuck
I choose to take everything
oh
I'm coming to get you bro I'm coming to get you this why you can't leave us
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, you're good.
I hear you, you inside this building with us?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, but right here.
Over here in this?
Yeah?
Right here, brother, yes.
Let me show you what we just did, bro, come here.
All the way up.
Ocean and...
Get a bird.
I want to get a birdie.
I walked in here and I used my body to stop him from leaving and I told him to drop shit
and he went drop in Tim's soaked his ass.
I'm fucked up man.
I love it though.
Tim that, you want to take that armor bro, that's a level 5 armor on him.
Look at Tim dropping bags I mean.
Wow.
What?
Uh...
Oh, shit, the guy's shooting him!
I don't have a gun, Nick.
It's all you!
Oh my god!
I have to fucking cheese!
My arms are gone. I'm dead.
Karma got me.
Oh fuck!
Smoke him, Nick. Smoke him.
Nick, this is all you, bro.
It's all you right now.
This guy ran, ran, bro.
Yeah, what do I hit?
I just grizzly like you're still alive.
Somehow, yeah, I don't have arms.
I don't have arms.
This guy is elite, brother.
He's fucking elite.
I'm just a fucking hit man on us.
You got this.
You got a fucking hit man on us.
He comes.
I think he's back on top, Tim.
Don't say that. I'm dying.
He's gonna kill him! He's gonna kill him!
Chat, I can't use the...
Okay.
Catch me.
Oh!
Oh, that's good.
Hahahaha
Chats told me to take his armor on the ground
I'm trying to protect you, but bro I don't know where
I'm not dying, but I don't know where this guy went man. He's just fucking Houdini
I have a cheese. I need like pain pills, Chatsane.
Coming.
Let's see what I got. Here's, uh, heels, there's cheese,
hodium, crackers. CMS, CMS pain pills. CMS and pain pills.
I don't need cheese. Just eat it. I don't know.
I have cheese, bro. I'm eating it.
you never know bro you guys are all welcome for this okay you are welcome
That I got on my hands and knees that got these two idiots on this game.
Solid heels.
Dude, this is so funny.
Solid heels.
Wait, we gotta get out, we gotta get out.
Where we going?
Where we going?
Oh my God!
Don't know.
Yeah, he lit me up, bro.
Where is he?
Bottom.
Wait, wait, wait.
This mother fucker, man.
This lover, this killer, this killer.
I'm dead, bro.
I'm fucking dead, man.
No.
I think I-
Holy shit, that sucks.
I'm shooting this guy in the fucking head.
And he's not doing dick, man.
No, no.
This guy's full of shit, bro.
I'm dumb.
Let me see this guy.
How do I hit him in the fucking thorax, bro?
Fucking man, whatever.
Whoo! Good work, boys! Good work!
Let's go!
All right, I don't want to go to that map again.
Wait, what?
That map sucks.
I'm gonna be honest, bro. It said they're talking about...
He goes, I don't know, Bob Timmer can lose your rep for one.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
That doesn't really have any impact on me.
For two, fuck that guy. All right.
I don't feel bad for shooting him in the fucking head.
Good. Good.
good remember what's roll number two what's roll number two
fuck that okay that's roll number two that's opinion doesn't matter okay they're gonna tell you a
bunch of random shit don't do that you're gonna fuck them do whatever you want fuck everybody
they said the most random shit kill everybody fuck everybody who gives a shit
yet. Was that guy also a player scab that killed me?
Yes. So that guy who killed you was probably the toon's teammate or
friend that you murdered.
It's fair. I deserve that then.
Wow.
Okay. I need magazines and ammo.
Okay.
I say my AKS 74 UB.
I don't need anything I say we just keep going to customs. I think that's where our flow state is
It's currently dominating at yeah, we got it. We got to learn the maps and we're like we're getting hanging on one
It's kind of fun. Listen today's class is customs tomorrow. Maybe shoreline. Yeah, we mix it up. Yeah. I'm in I'm in I'm in
Alrighty let me grab it OBD man. I
Need ammo and mags do not forget me hutch. I already got them
I'm going to be there to be there to be hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Well to be honest with you guys I just I'm at the point where it's like what if they
They just want to play and they just want to BVB.
I'm gonna keep it a stack, bro.
That's cool with me.
I don't even know how to pull my melee weapon out.
You know what I mean?
So, that's why.
You press, you press you.
You press you.
I'm being told, Chad, that I just have to press you.
So, now I know.
And now we have another added to our wolf pack.
Oh my gosh, I don't have a front plate.
It's all good, no back plate.
I'll kill somebody for it.
If I die, because I have no back plate.
I originally was just two of us in our wolf pack
and now there's four.
Four of us in our wolf pack.
Now I'm gonna take this knife
and we are going to cut our hands and be one.
You're gonna have a blood off.
I'm gonna have a blood off.
Oh gosh.
We're the three best friends that anybody can have say we're the three best
friends that anybody can have. We're the three best friends that anybody can have
and will never ever ever leave each other. We're the three best friends.
Can you shut up?
Shoot you in the head bro. Give me my magazines and my ammo.
Here you go, Mag, mag, mag.
Egg egg egg. I pay attention ammo stop. Oh
Well, I dropped it needle in a haystack, bro. Did you find it only brought me 80?
Bro, you have three mags 60 rounds in each plus 80 out of great ammo
I had a bag of my gun. Oh my god. Hey
I
Will load the 60 before road loads the 30s
Hell yeah, bro. Hell yeah, all right. I got PPGS in this beach
So when you gonna teach them how to jiggle Pete to shoot someone
Thank you for getting them on this game for the comedic value. Is he not loaded in yet?
No, he's here. He's with you go pee
Where is he to go pee?
No, where is he in the game, bro?
Behind the tree Tim something you can never hide behind
Oh my I'm coming
Alright let's move
Alright
Did you just shoot the lock off that door?
Yeah
You're gonna see a lot of chests in this building we're going to
It's a new building
A lot of chests
They're gonna be locked
You gotta shoot the lock off
Shat I put on this guy just got this guy over there just get inside careful for
Rishala in here okay Rishala
okay bye so hey give us a way we're in here boys just everybody walk around
everywhere okay what's my shadow looks like a fucking teddy
All right, we're good. This is ours. Loot all the rooms. Loot all the boxes.
This is going to be one like a new spot. I'll fuck with you, please.
We've got a crazy fight here a couple of days ago.
Okay.
So we can hear if anyone runs in.
How do we take that? Thank you.
I'm not gonna loot. I'm just gonna be on lookout.
This is a good place for you to loot, Nick, for that item you're looking for for your quest.
Peacekeeper.
Oh, for real?
Peacekeeper!
Scratch out might as well. He might as well
It was this a madbag or something. I can't tell that's a player's
How do I how do I hold my breath so my sight doesn't move you tap all really struggle with that
Apparently, I just got good. It's a player. I should have shot. Oh, I don't know. Oh, is that hutch?
Wait to me. I see him directly in front of you. I'm gonna fucking one tap this guy, bro
guys on both sides guys on both sides okay where's the player at hey I got
behind these crates like he ran to my right like deep right he went from
crane through the right okay and I didn't shoot I so how do I see alt why
Why did you trust that one?
No
Shift I'm not too sure I shift
My shot
Was that I'm gonna go back in my safe room. Okay, they gotta see what like hold my breath is sure
So if this is locked can I just shoot the lock? Yes. You gotta aim up, hide over more.
Aim up a little bit.
Cool breath. L-alt. What's L-alt?
It was locked in a hole and it was fucking soaked.
Yeah, it's not that though.
It is.
So what can I know it's not
No, you don't have to hold it. You just have to tap it. I know but what oh and it holds my breath
Yes, it holds your breath until you tap it again, and then it stops holding your breath
She's dead a lot of people will keep on it
Is someone running? No, my my me
No, no minds like when I hit that all button. It's because we we we changed it to
Toggle my zoom from one X to six. Oh, there it is. Then you could just keep on it
Do I click so when every time you ADS you instantly hold your breath many shots
Is that bad though?
Some people like it. I know a lot of people who use it that way some people don't it's up to you
Yeah, I'm just gonna change. Yeah, I'll try shift. That seems good
What
Will continuous touch or press release just press just press press so you have to tap at one time and then you're good
Shift to sprint though. Well, you'll have to be completely stopped moving and I don't think you're holding your breath if you're running around
Yeah, well that's a completely different thing though, right?
Let me see.
Oh yeah, now my sprint's not working.
Dammit man.
Oh, there is players at gas station right now shooting.
Those little shots I'm hearing?
Yeah, should we go to gas station for sure?
What is gas station? Like I know it's a gas station.
Where we came from? Where we spawned at?
that where you extracted out with Nick that's gas station
I'll just hammer it, see if I can spread it now.
Chad, you really think I'm going to try and explain to them what old and new gas is and
the difference between the two?
Are you guys on fucking crack?
You can literally hear Nick talk about trying to fix the running in the game and you're
going to hear one of me give a multi-gaffer.
You know what?
I'm not even going to yell at your chat like I was just yelling at my own.
You're right chat.
That's some pop-a.
You got this.
We're over here trying to learn our shift keys and these guys want me to explain
to you what the difference is between the gas stations.
So that's good. What can I use? Hutch, what can I use? You think?
For your breath hold?
To hold my breath, yeah.
Can I use a left control tap?
Mouse, maybe?
No, your mouse is already key buttons, right there? Your leans?
Yeah. Alright, hold on.
Tap left control? Left control?
Left control?
Yeah.
What's left control?
I don't think it does anything right now.
Okay, perfect.
She has that sound, right? That's good.
Or you can make it.
I gotta build a whole month.
You can make it Q, because we unbound Q and E, which was your
leads and we have a rebounded to anything.
Yeah, I make it Q.
Okay.
Chad, someone in my chat says middle mouse button.
No, I use that to scroll through my sights, though.
I think it'll fuck it up.
Maybe those shots seem close.
Yeah
Already hold breath. Yeah, these guys are trolling us press
save
Oh, yeah, they're trying to kill you guys careful
Have an angle on you. Oh
Nice. Yeah, that's gonna be great. Holy shit
Okay, how we doing? We're doing
There's a guy who has an angle on you guys careful. Where is it? No idea
Okay
But we can't go that way now. That's for sure
There's no way he has an angle on us. Just shot at one of you. No, I despot. Oh, okay never mind
I hear I do hear shots though
Get ready to move
You want to move? I want to see where they're at first if we can get like a visual.
I think they're going to be in that next building ahead of us.
Like a fucking koala bear on it?
Yeah, it's literally called that. That call out's called panda.
Alright, let's do it.
Alrighty, I'm down. I'm down below, waiting for you.
Aw, I should have been 10.
Ready, boys?
Yep. Hold on.
This room is gonna be confusing when you guys walk into it, okay?
Just know they're gonna be in front and to the left.
We're going up that slant. We want to go up that slant and we need to clear up top.
They were just right here. There's no way this guy's in somewhere.
I feel like I'm going to die, I'm going to be sitting in a fucking corner.
Yeah!
Welcome to Thor 12.
He's just going to pop me in the head.
They could also be on the balcony to our left.
Where are they?
Probably Booth.
We were there for a while.
Remember to Nick or Tim any time you hear somebody shoot a bullet. They're running like right after
How many people shoot a bullet and then just stay there?
They shoot a bullet and they're going to fucking the other side of the map so no one can just route them like we just did
Not moving good luck was
Yeah
Like on your body or below you hello to the right alone. He's outside. I shot his leg off before I died
With me
He's in here Nick. I'm going you sit outside. I have a sense. I have a sense. Okay
Not here
Oh
Kim goddess fit just on your fucking ass, bro. See that shit. I was like a fucking I was like a fucking dog on there, bro
And Nick got one as well nice job
Damn bro, maybe just knew where he was or what like what the fuck just I fucking I heard it
I heard the fucking gravel and I had a sense on it
All right, let's go. First order of business.
Yeah.
First order of business, right?
Yeah, I'm going to hunch his body. I'm going to get all this shit.
All right.
Yo!
Dude.
They're doing great.
If you're bleeding, yeah.
Mine's a black.
Okay, you got to do the survival kit or something.
Surf kit. Surf kit twice and then grizzly once.
I just need gun bags and ammo in the rig and
It's pretty much it I grabbed the helmet to helmets good for you
Are you you're not walking outside right Nick? No, I think it's I think it's a robot. I think it's robot. Oh
I don't know. Oh, she was
losing shit, man. Chad, listen,
I don't care if I die. I'll die.
All right. All day long as the
boys are getting kills. It's
all that matters. That's not
me. I mean,
I'm gonna be right up above you can on that scaffolding
Bitch
Kill them
Bro, there's no way there's nothing unless that's you that you that's gonna be ten you're here to be me
Or you got get with me. I got loot up here, bro. You can loot the whole body. I'm just trying to pack up hutch
I don't want to die doing it, bro
I don't know how to get inside. I just got fully healed. I'm coming
That's me running stomping
Now Tim you don't want to go that way you want to go um
Chat's telling me to loot my kill quick because I didn't loot this guy. I know I know
Can't we go loot after like can't you get with me? I mean if someone hits it?
I don't fucking know. No, no, it's gonna hit it. No, but I have a fresh body up here for you
You can loot
Hunch, how do I get inside all right take a right?
Yep, take another right and then a sharp right
Yep, go through there go on your right open that go inside closed door, and you're gonna be with a tent or with Nick
Right up the staircase right next to you
Like go go hop out that glass and turn immediately right
There's the body room right there for you. I haven't even taken a peek guys all you this guy
He's he's scab this is scab his ass. Okay player scab them. Okay. Yeah players scab the rent strip to you
Yeah, that's great. So this guy is not good
He's holy shit is what the fuck is I
Sure, sir
All right, well, I'll sit here until you're ready and then I'll go do my body outside
I mean you can go now. I figured maybe if you would loop that but he's not
Yeah
I
Don't know I think that might be a robot staff. Okay
But I'll tell you this much if it wasn't a staff that guy just got the golden shower BP rounds, okay?
Just got electrocuted from across
This is got poor rich chat. Is this poor I
Think my guys rich
He's rich nice
It's a BL so I drop this
Okay
Okay
I said something
What the fuck do you have me pickin' up, Chad?
You fuckin' serious?
What's up, you okay?
I-I had a fuckin' gun that looks like it was in fuckin' roblox, man!
Someone's out the other side of my wall.
I'm gonna kill him.
Are you?
Yes.
I killed it.
I killed it. I think it was scabbed.
Yo, wait a minute, Kim, he's kind of crazy.
I'm over you. I'm on top of the thing.
I'm okay, I'm okay.
They're kind of frying, no?
Where's that S.K. house?
He's cooking, he's cooking.
I got all the huts of shit.
You let me know if there's anything extra for me to do.
I got a lot of space.
Body by wall there's a body by the wall. Oh, yeah
Well, I'm gonna watch over him while he loots it then I
Take this SKS instead of this fucking green gun, right?
No DBLs work for that much
Yeah, that's even worse one. It's just it has attachments on
it. Rip the scope off the s gas. You just double click it and
then control left click on all the stuff you want to keep.
Just that chat.
Can we we should move? Yeah, you should definitely move a
lot of shots in this area. Come on.
Don't run though.
Let's just try here. I'm gonna lay down right here. Can you go this corner? Maybe or something?
I'm here, I'm here.
He's not gonna aggro you, Nick.
Yeah, I'm just trying out the Q thing.
I
Was gonna have some stuff
Okay
Repack my bag yeah guys guys listen as I said before
They will learn it was a ten times more nice being alive and getting kills
You're being dead, and watching me kill them.
I really don't.
You're going to die.
I think we're going to continue to be in the front.
I'll chuck his gun.
I can take that.
Maybe I'll set up this game.
Do what we're doing, and let the boys figure it out.
They're over here practicing Tetris.
They're killing motherfuckers.
They're working towards extracts.
So whatever I'm not here, God forbid, they can play solo if they want it.
But them just sitting there watching me do shit, bro. They're not getting reps in they're not learning Jack dick I
Would much rather me Harris take the block site off this thing this
Nice.
Look at the next screen.
Okay, let me look.
Watch for the other side.
I appreciate you guys jumping around and helping me know whenever I need to help the
voice.
What about the suppressor shot?
Look at him ripping apart the gun, dude.
Okay.
You hear something?
I hear something.
This guy.
Stem angle.
Up.
He stopped.
He did stop.
Fuck.
Okay, do you hear the pivots that he's making?
The little...
Do you hear that?
Yeah.
That pivot, typically, like 99.9% of the time,
means it's a scav.
Because they'll sit there and they'll do the little patrol turn.
99.9% of the time, it's a scab.
Timmy, I'm good to get the fuck out of here if you want.
I'm almost done, I'm like scabbing my max and I gotta eat.
On tracks has this guy's bag and rig prob.
Yeah, that guy was looting when you walked in.
Definitely go and check him.
Came up here?
I don't know where, wherever your chat's saying has it, it probably has it.
Did you get both this guy's guns, Nick?
Or no.
Yeah, I took the attachments
I don't know where to go hutchie okay, who cares you Matt genie
Go ahead and hit. Oh, let me know what the extracts are cool
Is he be
Dorms crossroads trailer park all right with a room no road the other side where you're facing
We gotta go the other side of the damn map lock in boys. You got a long track ahead of you
I'm just telling me that we should take this ammo, bro
It's M8 55
M8 55 5 5 6 yeah, that's a good ammo to take you should definitely grab it
You can't buy that ammo so for sure grab it I have so much of that Tim. I'm not what's up, baby
How you doing everybody plays with that I?
I got it. I got it. I'm coming.
I'm like above you in this, in this humid area. Just trying to see if I see anything.
Yeah, you guys, I remember at a low level they cannot buy M855, so it's a shit ammo.
Half my chat, that's a good ammo.
Because your chat doesn't know what they're talking about. You can't buy M855.
If you were to go to the store and buy ammo for an M4, you would have to buy F and J,
Which is terrible so because you can't buy it. It's worth taking because you aren't the level to buy better
Now what I picked that ammo up fuck no, but for you definitely work
And the best coach but he keeps listening to his parents in the stands Windows top left
I
What am I going big dog outside, baby? No, no
You hear tea here, right? Yeah. Yeah
I'm gonna back up. I remember this is where we killed the guy
Yeah, I'm not a liberal. I should be getting like unlikely killed, but then again
He's a guy. He always wanted fucking sprints up in there. I see two scabs all the fucking man
He's a scav Nick. Okay. What you want to go back to me? We'll go outside, right?
Are you all right? I'm okay. I'm okay. The other scabs started shooting at me
I'm coming in I
Dunge and I don't know L
President shiftie L shiftie
Pretty bad spot right now Nick you got death hill to your right I
I think I'm good. I'm coming Nick. I'm outside wall. Yeah, you gotta wrap around
The fuck is that?
Yeah, I got two player scabs. It's two scabs. Yeah. No, they're not players. They're at the car, right? Yeah
Shoot his leg underneath that tire and he'll move
I got another one to the right of what you just shot.
I never know what's the scam and what is it to me, I'm not going to lie, but don't
ever listen to me.
If I say they're real, you've got to just wait to see for yourself.
I
Control right-click
Steps behind this thing. Okay, I'm getting this area now turn for you
10 minutes boys, oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a player scav trying to kill on that gun to shoot you guys
it's done run over that hill and go lower the lower part
we'll talk to the doctor bro that's yes yes
I
Do this I
That guy's gonna be coming be looking for bro. Yes, you can beat him though. Just keep walking forward. He ain't gonna be fast enough
Y'all need to stay to the right so you're not in the eyes of that gun stay right right side of train
I
Know all yeah, now it's like we got to go forward into the right
Fuck yeah, Nick hell yeah, bro. You're learning. I like this map. I like it a lot
These big kid I
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh my god, bro. It's a sand egg. Okay
I
Never know no, you never fucking know
I gotta I don't like laying fully recharge one on gas one on this lady's blue bushy
I
Do good man happens being weird
Take your crew and I'll take my crew and we'll meet in customs or woods right now
Listen bitch pussy. I take your crew your entire crew
I fucking keep doing it in the back of your arms sucking each other off in fear
Okay, I don't need nobody to take you and all your puss masters by myself
These guys
Because you're looking at guys with less than a hundred hours in the game and your challenging
Promise that you wouldn't even
That's shit. Oh my god, so sitting at the bottom of stairs
Listen boys eyes. I've told you before there's gonna be many times where we're someone literally will have to die in order to get
Information and I don't mind being that guy y'all just win it fuck it. I'm shit type shit
You gotta see my POV of me hunting that guy that killed you bro
I was I saw you ran around that quarter just wait
For me
I didn't know where the fuck I was I went out the building where Nick killed that scab. I jumped onto the fucking thing and like
heard him under me
It's been a long time. So are you locking like that?
I
I got to kill this guy, I got to kill this guy, I'm sorry man.
I didn't even argue, I'm like alright man, good luck.
You with me?
Yeah.
I'm moving right?
You think he's in here, Nick?
I'm going.
You said outside?
I have a sense.
I have a sense.
Okay.
Not here, he's in my right.
Oh, you guys can't see, I'm a terrible streamer.
I'm sorry. I'm not used to this guy's first day on the on the different setup. I apologize. I'll get better
Not here
Yeah
Hey, who are you bro?
Did you see that?
What?
Who the fuck are you?
I just, I had a sense.
I had a scent on him or something wrong.
I was like, I was like, this guy's not.
Watch, I have your gun. I have your gun.
No.
You gotta bring ammo though.
Okay, that's fine.
Let me get the, I don't get the max I think.
See, I'm holding the max.
I have your gun. I'm gonna repair it.
Okay.
So use a mechanic.
They keep everything else.
Just bring me the gun and that's good.
Hey, you got 100% of this thing, too.
Oh, yeah.
That's a sick guy that you're saying.
I just say my guy is so hungry all the time, bro.
Like IRL shit.
Like IRL shit.
Yeah, that's realistic, bro.
It's realistic to me.
Oh, man.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Like we got nothing.
I'm back.
And this is your monthly reminder.
Hey, can you can you break?
Can you can you bring me some?
The fuck is this shit?
I need water from the fucking rich lady this is BT BT. Yes, sir
Appreciate it. I don't fucking therapist like so expensive
$73,000 for five waters
Dude we've made so much more than that today we're chilling we are chilling big just fucking insane bro, you know
We're making it funny money, honey, honey, honey.
All right, Chad, am I missing anything?
I have some pain pills.
I only have two.
I have two separate CMS, both one of three, but it's all I got.
I can bring you a survival kit this red.
And Nick, I think you need a fresh one as well.
Bring you both one.
Okay.
I need a fresh grizzly.
I need a fresh grizzly.
I need a fresh grizzly.
Got it.
have any extra ammo I only have three mags.
Alrighty I will bring you extra ammo as well.
Turn to my task.
What happened to my magazine, Chad?
What happened to this other AK12 mag?
I don't know how to turn in that like my things.
What is this ammo?
Oh it's it.
What is happening?
I
Want to traitors
Toss remember now Nick do you need a fresh grizzly? I'll bring you a fresh one as well. We can just re-up on that bitch. I
Got 1200. Oh my let's refresh it. Let's refresh it put that in your stash
Okay
12 oh my as well. Yeah. Yeah, damn bro. Where is turn in there is no
I feel like I can't fucking see things in this game
Like that turn in I didn't fucking see it, bro
Tim you said you need extra ammo as well. I need just see out like 80 or something. All right, cool
I brought you both in a like 60. I got you at it. Bring you both the 80 stack or bring you both the serve kit
Beautiful. Just take one of everything
Why am I going to the therapist bro?
I
Sell some things boys now see some real just supposed to accept the Israel just cuz
What what rig did I did I have on
Any AK mag works with your gun any AK mag, okay?
I don't have any AK mags
I thought I did but I guess I dropped them.
Bro, what's going on with the flea boys?
What happened?
The flea market is just bugging like a motherfucker for me bro.
What can I turn in, Sha?
Your GL23.
Gas analyzer, I mean just go to therapist, I'll tell you.
Okay, perfect.
You know that might be a good sign.
Do you want to know why?
That might be because there's so many people playing the game.
Where is getting DDoS'd?
What are the other?
But either way, people are willing to DDoS'd Tarkov again.
That means it's getting a little bit of motion.
Or both.
Where do I find Gigabeef shoreline?
I never understand the mindset it takes to DDoS a game, brother, me and the boys literally
can't play regular games or we get DDoS.
It's hell.
Any game, not saying that we're the reason Tarkov's getting DDoS, they've been getting
DDoS for 10 years, but bro, it's every game.
They're just weird people, man.
God complexes, I don't know.
Let me know when you guys are
both ready and we'll go no rush.
Parts are going up in prices, boys.
See if you fans are still low.
Um, I'm good, but just to be clear, I'm not bringing my Grizzly.
And then I have 20, I have 27 bullets for my gun.
So you got to bring a shit ton of fucking 27 bullets like out,
or is that including your mags?
I got a 30 stack in and I got 27 in my other mag.
And that's all I have.
So, okay, so I'll bring you two mags plus extra you're bringing me a mag. Okay. I'm gonna put this over them
You just bring me you just bring me ammo not not the mag you're gonna sit there unload a mag at the beginning of the raid
Are you fucking high?
Listen you talk to me like you feel bad for me bringing you shit brother. I play this game all day every day
It takes me
Everything for me. I don't mind. I
Don't mind I used to this
Literally probably in a week, I won't even have to do this for you anymore. So you're good. Yeah, I
Have your gun by the way
See this is me paying for that gun right there. No, no
So you only want one mag out or do you want to?
All right, I think I'm ready. You're bringing me a grizzly, right? I got one
I need another mag out, but I need ammo on the far right. Just just pure ammo as well
Okay, so you want one extra man?
Just another mag. Just another pure ammo. Got it. Yeah. Okay. Cool. Cool.
Yo, I need like three minutes guys. I'll be right back. Cool. Okay.
Should have ran a scav
Let me see whips, can you say yes to the scav run?
I
Morphe Boer
Well, you don't want to run a scarf. No, I'm always dogs. I'll work fucking cook bro
I'm not even in the group anymore. He says yeah, you know how I go. There you go
Yeah, what group I had to restart my game leave your group on them, right?
Just right click one of the pictures and either put lead group or kick from group
The group. Yes
That's just prime
You do you bite me? Yeah, buddy
Cool
Masterweight
Oh, this is fucking crack this game is unreal. Oh, you bet you want to get back in the next ring, bro
And I want back in it's literally game
Oh, but listen to me all I want to do is just be on customs just fucking tea. Yeah, man
I don't want to be you taking me streets. I'll go but I don't want to be here
I want to be on cost so listen the reason why we street scath right is because if we go custom scath
We're probably not gonna see PMC's because of the rate timer and it's a quest map
Streets it takes a lot of time to get from one side to the other side. So we see PMC's more. That's why we go there
That makes sense and there's these are things you just don't know. Yeah, yeah, and it's just there's a lot of loot
So like, you know on on customs
We're not going into 20 filing cabinets if we want to or we're not finding cabins loot on the ground and it actually mattering
Like I've ran it on a scav found a caban key for 800k like that's
She's just has a lot of potential. That is crazy man. 800k. God damn
New players always love customers. Yeah, you get to the same thing about uh
Intermission or interchange
interchange
No, they're crazy for the interchange. It interchange sucks. It's
So both the both the maps that I like are fucking horrible. No customs is great. That's them. This is a great man
That's my favorite man. Yeah, you said it was every ever man. Yeah, you said
Yeah, right here you're right I'm not in yet. That's how you oh shit
I
What would you get in there's gonna be people close as a oh, oh
That's a big boy feel like that'd be worth a lot. Oh
I'm in a boss area, nice.
All right, let's go.
All right, let's go, let's go.
Are we spawned in the boss area?
Yeah.
I see.
I think I see you.
There's a bunch of people.
Yeah.
It's me down here.
You right here.
Okay.
All right, no boss.
Okay.
All right, there's 28 minutes left in the raid.
So how does that work?
Is this like RNG?
In this boss?
Yep.
And there's two bosses on the map.
There's this boss and there's Talante across the map.
I'm here. I'm here.
Hold on, why you been having MP45?
Send me on a mag shocker, okay.
Oh.
Calante.
Might be someone running in on my side.
I got...
I'm dead, bro.
Is that you?
Wait, are you guys here?
Wait, I got a scav guy talking to me.
What you saying?
Where are you guys at?
I'm... I'm staying spot, hutch.
What's he saying?
That's fine. Can one of you guys give me a best pop that's popping. I'm right here. I'm right here. See me. See me
Fine, you're up there. Yeah, yeah chances. I have a rare key. I'm a CD zero one more
That is a rare key actually
You can sell that for a lot, but you don't have auction house, so that's how it's made me. I don't know I'm shooting again. Oh
Damn your eyes
All right, let's go. I
I got a leg and over one mill for that key apparently to me. I don't know. Yes
That's a quest key that you have to turn in and it gets bought like the second people listed
Where'd you guys go I lost you across street cross-street. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. I can't come in
I have a terrible shotgun. Yeah, Sam Sam. We all in for legs. We all in for legs
We all hit we're by killing pretty quick exactly
We're out here somewhere down in front what you what you what you what you yeah
I sound like it. Oh, yeah. I might be the same spot. We killed the last guys or in
this building right here I can't really tell I don't have headphones on
Right in front on left yeah dead things in front of us front left I think
Yep, they just opened this door right here
Little behind him
Shoot him in the legs I shot him in the leg fuck him up I
Hand me the chest I think I'm dead. It's just legs Tim
I'm going to kill him.
It's.
Yeah.
I'm going to die.
No, no, no, no, no, he'll have you lead.
No, Esmark. Use the Esmark in your pockets.
Yeah, the red.
Double click it. Double click what's in your pockets.
Oh, then you have a light bleed. Sorry.
Tom's a heavy loot the guy. You don't have it. You have to look the guy. Yeah, that's what I was doing coach
Sorry, sorry, sorry. I thought it was a heavy. I'm sorry
And we got one guys that was on my fault I was on my foot did I did get Bob click
I'd open it up fast as a pain pill
Shades chest man. Like I sort of got the bandage use the bandage with the shoddies in this game, man
They're fucking ass use the bandage use the bandage use the bandage you're pretty bad. It's you ever kid up a shotgun like like only for us
And if I do kid up a shotgun for quest, I'll run like a really good helmet so I don't get one tapped
Bro this guy does not have anything. Yeah
Why are you gonna die he doesn't get no healing he had one bandage double head
you're near any extracts
Uh, uh, entrance to catacombs, apartment complex, kill mob pinewood.
Uh, take a right.
I think you're cooked, brother.
I think this could just happen.
Yeah, you're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
If no head or the bleed, you're going to die in a second.
You can just run through that tunnel.
Yeah.
There goes the thorax.
Okay.
Oh, seven, brother.
That's like after heels.
It's a robot bro. I just I was kind of praying that it had a heel in it.
Oh, how does that guy have one bandage?
Chad said right.
That bag in front of me.
Getting overstimulated.
I got my Chad trying to tell me directions like delayed, you know.
Wait, there's an ambulance.
Yeah, yeah, let's see if there's a med box in there the ambulance
Wait on the body turn around on the body like the on the ground I think there was a car kit. Yeah use that
I'll cook okay, we don't we don't have a lot of time we got to go through that building here, right Tim
Through this building in front of me. No way
Hey.
Hutch this way?
Yeah, I think so.
I think so.
What do you mean, think, bro?
I don't play scav, like literally ever.
I'm not too sure where Cardinal is, but you're near Cardinal.
I'm pretty sure Chad just-
No hutch can't go through there.
No.
Just let me cook.
Chad, does he have to go to the backside in the parking lot?
Round back.
Round back.
OK, take a right.
Take a right.
Take a right.
Take a right.
Take a right.
I'm watching with the delay.
OK, left.
Yeah, take a left.
You go down that whole sidewalk and you're gonna add the last building.
You're gonna take a left and go through the glass.
I'm the whole sidewalk.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
Yeah, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I got to try to talk to me.
I don't have time or I'm dying.
Oh, I know where this is.
This is the one that we took with peanut.
Yeah.
Take a left.
That's my gun on the left side of the screen though.
You go through that take a right go down the ramp pick another right, and then you're gonna extract at like the
You'll see it. This is where we're with peanut remember when I took the car I
Think yeah, now go down that go down the ramp to your left. Yeah left to me
Down the ramp
Yeah
Do not drop do not drop take it go down the ramp Tim down the ramp fucking ramp, right the big-ass fucking ramp
You walk right past it. Oh my god
I hear you I'm fucking I'm bleeding out. Do you have any I know I hear you. Hi you watch
No, bro way the PMC I thought he was a scav
This is what I hate about okay. I'm just gonna I need a vent for a second
There's something about this game I fucking hate.
It's like, when you're a scab, you don't want to shoot scabs,
but I don't know who a PMC is.
Like, it's his pants.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm supposed to be aware of his fucking pants?
Well, his name is I Fuck Your Mom.
So I guess I probably shouldn't just fucking shine now.
No.
No.
Hutch, I think I got, you know, I actually
got to back up here.
Hutch, why are you not like spectating me
so I get real time comments that that guy's
You on scab when I die on scab, I'm down. I've decided I hate this fucking game bro
That old like sequence
So much to get to that point it didn't
Game sucks, bro, that's so funny you can't shoot people because you don't want to lose breath fuck rep
Why is there a reputation for the fucking scabs?
So what is the reputation, bro?
Reputation is better guns, better ammo when you scab.
If your scab rep gets too low, all the AI scabs will shoot you,
and you need 3.0 scab rep for Kappa, which we don't care about.
But the main thing is the Q times.
The Q times are longer for your scabs with low rep, and your kits are worse.
I don't want to be penalized for shooting someone.
It's like giving me a penalty for shooting another player in the game.
Yeah, we won't play scabs, fuck scabs, we'll just play PMC.
Don't chat, tell that guy I said he's a bitch, bro.
If you see this, you're a fucking rat.
You're lucky, you're lucky.
I don't know this game enough to shoot him.
We're good.
Yeah, you're good.
I need, oh, that just fucked out of me.
Wow.
I need a grizzly.
I need a Grizzly and ammo already got it
Share screen on discord so how she can get a POV I mean are we living in like the
2000s you want me to fucking like radio calling?
Maybe I'll page them on this beeper and then you can see my POV
Like what do you mean share discord screens bruh if we are queued together and there's a
There's a spectating feature!
Let him spectate his teammate!
It's fucking stupid!
You can't unspec-
I'm gonna do it for a second, hang on.
Cannot!
Spectate unspec-
The point I am making!
It's the three of us are queuing together!
I'm PMC you can spectate your fucking teammates if the three of us are
Cued in on
You should be able to spectate your teammates. It is that simple. Oh, no, it's a spectator bro
Let me tab over
Let me just go dude I fucking that's it the fuck out me. No, it actually did
Oh, I fucking did.
Listen, we've all been there, bro.
You can't judge them.
We've all been there.
Listen, nothing's worse than getting killed on a scav run
where you have something crazy.
There's nothing worse than it.
There's nothing worse than it.
a stack of Meg, Grizzly, and the surf kit. You can look in there too Tim. It's a stack
of ammo for you, a grizzly for you, and a surf kit for you.
Where's the ammo?
It's just served 12
In your special slots it will fix your blacked out limbs and your fractures
Exactly, there's a CD bro. You guys got any good songs that I can burn out of this thing, bro
I was thinking about getting the new Lincoln Park out. I'm good. God damn. I'm here the whole fucking time. Yo
Kim you need ammo. Yeah, he did the other sex one. I needed one step
dropping
There should have been 40 in there I got another yeah another 40 right there
You get the you get the syrup kid in the grizzly. Yes
Let's move team
It's a good map, bro.
All right, dial it in, dial it in, Timmy, come on, dial it in.
Hey, we're good, bro.
We're good, let's fuck this guy up or we're gonna shit.
So if there's anything we learned on the scavron
or on that life, it's if anyone's following you,
you smoke that motherfucker, fuck him.
Dude.
Oh.
We're in front.
I'm telling you, right now, that motherfucker,
He's not real!
He's not real!
Alright, we got people up in stronghold already.
Scav to our left.
Yo, this might be the goons.
I think it is the goons.
Yeah.
Yeah, you hear that? I think it is the goons.
It is the goons.
I
Think I got it the shit
Remember they're gonna hear us coming in like crazy
We see him, see him?
Nothing right now.
Oh, god damn.
Where he is?
I think they shot him in front.
Possibly up here.
I hate this building, bro.
everybody does
running scaffolding
for a right
they're up top
try and walk slower if you can
I just I don't stand, I don't stand boys, good luck dude, FUCK!
Where was he was he up there? You want me to share my screen with you, bro? No, I can watch now, bro
I'm in literal hell. I just don't get to play. Good luck boys
Can he walk on this scaffolding scaffolding right there no no they're on the outside scaffolding where you where you were looting that guy outside before
No, it's not that it's it's because everywhere I go
I have Tim or Nick's fat ass running behind me and it reveals where the fuck I'm going from
That's honestly why those guys killed me there, but you know, they could have heard me as well
Who knows I just don't get fucking here. I'm in hell
I'm in hell
I'm in hell man every shot to one cap to the face. I can't see nobody. Oh, I gotta go. I'm waiting. I'm waiting
No, bro, he's not picking it.
I gotta get my stamina back.
We just gotta take this real slow.
For me to get up there, do I go up these stairs right here to my right?
Remember how you push that guy when you jumped out through that window?
That's how you have to push them.
So I gotta go through here.
Yeah, but they're holding that window.
That's where I died.
Also, they could be
No, no, no the hallway that goes across look through the screen at window. You look
Yes, the one up to your left
That one that's right that's right in front of you
Oh
They're gonna want to loot me so you guys don't even have to put where's the where's the stairs
Where's your body right there?
He's right in front of us. They shot him from this little pipe that little window to the left see that okay
And they can't come from above us right no no they push you they're gonna come from straight across that hallway where Tim's holding
And they hopped this window hutch nope nope so they have to walk this way
Yeah, so I just hold it just hold it T. Just hold it. It's free the other way
Is if they come up the same way we came up, but you'll hear them you'll hear them way before that
I
Want to be like all right, they just they just came in yeah
Yeah, they just came in they're inside the building now one of them is just wait till they get close that body Tim
Go here
Yes, you just I shouldn't have to pick it. No, you can use your ears use your ears. I
Mean can they see my arm here? Yeah, probably probably want to go a little over right there
They're learning boys they're learning
Damn, bro. I don't know the angs really.
There's an angled neck. If you wanted to go up the staircase to Tim's right, you can get up into those windows above them. But they could be holding them.
Yeah.
You see this angler on hutch? I'm trying to wait for him to peek this fucking catwalk here.
Right close? What the fuck is that?
Hey outside. Yeah, they're close. Yeah, I think they're gonna try and come up from underneath you guys
Which is fine. You have a headshot angle. I
Think you
They're gonna come up from bottom under one's gonna come from where Tim's holding. Yeah, I have your under
I said, yes, there's it's going through the floor. That's there. Keep on where you're holding them back up
Just a little bit so you can't get shot in the top of the head. Yep, right there
There's some explosion in front of me.
That's them nading.
Cross right here.
Do not repeat that.
These guys are good.
Good luck, boys.
On the attack.
I got a cross.
Oh my God.
That almost killed me.
I had a cross, Nick.
Okay, I got you.
I'm on the edge.
I got to hold your bottom too though.
I got to keep it going back and forth.
I'm sorry, buddy
Be so weak neck
This kid's gonna push now
She watch here watch here
God reloading
I'm here. I made it. I caught that need Wow
Just you
I
Mean they knaded me out of the right hand keek, so I had to be on the left hand peak
Yeah, I feel like you played that
I just haven't been able to play in the last like four raids
frustrating I
Late that motherfucker under bro
I'm not going to win a ball, but we've been doing great right now, right?
Listen, the weak link right now is me dying before a gunfight even starts.
So it's on anybody.
It's on your boy.
Clean it up. I promise. I'm just dude. I'm just getting heady.
I peeked that window for information and they're just holding it just.
But you're, you're the guide that's peeking. Like you,
you do all the first peeks as you're meeting. So it's like, you're,
you're going to get the, either you're going to get killed or you're going to get a, yeah, right.
Damn.
That is the first three three three we've lost though. Like where, where it was like,
Yeah, I wish he would have keep that top lip, man, fuck.
Those are good players.
I mean, I could tell just by the way that the guy was peeking
Tim, when he was run jump peeking that corner,
then nades them off the right hand peak.
I mean, those guys were no slouches.
Yeah.
What gun do I use?
This SR.
Trying to figure out.
He's this day.
Oh, OK.
I'm at that point now where I'm starting to get frustrated because this game is just
built for people with the smallest fucking penises that have ever existed.
I just don't understand how every single time I peek an angle, it's already held, it's so frustrating.
I don't know why I'm holding this.
I'm back to play that well, Timmy. I mean, that's what we wanted. I just caught the
name, bro. I didn't hear it. Chester, they heard it, but I don't know the queue for
when it's on my feet, you know. Yeah. I don't even know what made he threw it first. I think
he threw like a concussion at me or some show. No, he threw a regular day to you
and it landed on the other side of that pillar. The only reason you lived is so
fucking close to killing you. I was so shocked he lived.
Love the streams, keep killing him.
He was going to push when he heard me heal too. Did I cancel my heal because I tried
to because I knew he was going to push when I was healing?
You cancelled it. He's from that corner and just...
Is M995 incredible?
ammo it's good what about m855 second no well if it's all you have it's okay but
it's not good thought like oh man that's great ammo no promise I don't know how
much more I have of this check chat you see the food much more than what you down
GG's coach, Nick is vibing now.
What you can do is load the mag up to 30, split the ammo, go 15 M855, 15 M995.
So the top of your mag, you're frying, bottom half of your mag, they're probably already weak.
So that's just like the finishing blow.
What?
You could do that.
Yeah.
I know dude it's so funny man it's I show any type of like frustration and all
the little gremlins come out and they're like oh he's mad let me say
something to really to really piss him off I want that fight I gotta do it
stand and I don't get to get that fight back we'll get another one just like
that I need that fight back man I'm just gonna have to slow down so I can
actually on the type of more father to get my mouth man I gotta I gotta go again
I can't yeah I need to get back in there man
come with a hundred give me streaming can we stream sample my man oh trust me
We're getting late in the day all those motherfuckers are getting off of work
Nah, dude, that's called arena
The worst part about that is I lost my big-ass backpack
Yeah, I did too
Well, we go again. I think it was the one you gave me. So
Alright, I got another one of those. I still have the big big bags
Yo Kirk, thank you so much for the honey gifted man. I appreciate the love bro
And I appreciate the gift just Jack we get some love and some dubs in here for the big dog coming in with crazy
Crazy love. I appreciate you bro. We're gonna clean it up. We're gonna clean it up
I'm at the point now where I'm tired of dying for information
Information I'm tired of dying for information. We got a lock the fuck in man. Just touch it. We got a lock him
Give me back in there
Give me back in there
Give me back in there now
six million
Lock the fuck in
Ray roll good to roll good to roll
I'm shining the road. I'm trying to build my cat. I'm almost ready grip on the M4. Well good
You have no grip on that bitch
I gotta have a grip man we've
got ripped off so many grips
there's no way. Do I go get an
energy drink chat? Is that the
vibe we're on? How many how many
more hours we playing? Check
each other's search grip.
Really? All right. All right.
I'll be back.
Search script
Really all right, all right, I'll be back
And lock rk4
Se5
What the fuck I can't
I'm not sure.
It's a mouth.
Okay.
I thought that too.
Real.
I still started.
What the fuck?
Hey, help.
Help.
Help, Papa.
Help.
Guys, we can't, man.
They don't work.
Okay.
I think I'm ready.
No, don't worry.
Don't worry up. Okay
Man what is it I gotta put a fucking
Thing on my gun, but then I gotta put another thing to put that thing. It's just like
Edit build
All right, what do I do chat help right now
I don't know what to do.
All righty I'm back so if y'all need me, I'm kind of just scooting through it I'll probably
but I'm okay. Hey, you gotta fuck up to, you know,
I'm letting you know I just popped an energy drink. Okay, I'm about to lock in
where I'm at. I'm just literally I'm just adding shit to this gun and I can't tell you if it's
good or bad or what the situation is. Okay, you want to hover over to make sure I'm not doing
this crazy. All right, let me teach you. So we're worried about two things. We're about
ergonomics and we're worried about recoil. So that you don't have the info that where it says info
left side of the screen hit that arrow. You're going to see a lot of information. But again,
the only thing we care about is vertical recoil and ergonomics. Nothing else matters. So your
ergonomics as long as it's above like 40 your ADS and quick that's fine. Your vertical recoil
is 73 that is utter dog shit on an M4. So we need to put a grip on it. So right below
All the boxes are stacked at the bottom.
But look at the mag.
You see like what looks like a little T click that downwards arrow.
Nope, not that one right there, though, right next to that one.
You can click the arrow again up top.
Nope, not that one.
The left of it.
It's literally in that box.
I'm sorry, Papa.
I don't know.
Okay.
No, no, you just hovered it.
You just hovered it.
Okay.
Rotate gun.
No, don't listen. Don't remember chat remember what remember the robot chat
Actually, that was a good one. Okay, so
It's what we're gonna do we're gonna go ahead and hit a symbol top left
Hit a symbol a symbol
Okay, hit by parts by parts yes
Yes
Okay, purchase all right by that
Yeah
Done now escape hit a symbol
sample
Sampled got back out all that
With this card them no interesting yes
Okay
Okay, so go ahead and put it in your your one slot your regular gun just alt left click. Okay
Okay, scroll up. We're looking for a grip now in your inventory. This is the stuff that you already have
So scroll down to your no, no, okay. Yeah, it's perfect se five. That's a great grip
But the se five on there is gonna give you some ergonomics
It's also gonna give you some recoil now double-click the gun and you're gonna see that the recoil should be in the low
60s for the 50s. It's at 70 so we need a little less
I think it's because you don't have a buttstock on that bitch
And the I think the barrel is short because you only have a 40 and a half barrel
Okay, so what do you want to do you want to fucking
Try and take off that grip and put on one of the RKs. I
Got to take it back now, right? It's double-click it. No, you can you can do it from that weapon slot. Oh
Okay
All right take off what did this the grip we just put on that C5
Yeah, okay, and then try one of the RK's
RK RK RK four, okay try the RK one RK one
You have to drag it
70s no you didn't put it on it
It's the same amount.
Okay.
I mean, I think it's going to jump, but I think you're going to be fine.
Truly.
I think the only way we can fix that is if we put on a longer barrel.
I'd go ahead and put the SE5 on there for better ergonomics and just run with that.
It's not going to be that bad.
70 is not bad.
Typically, you want anything in the 60s.
So being that it's at 70, it should still be very good.
I mean, I have, I mean, I don't want to get,
it's fine, it's fine, let's go, let's go, let's do it.
Oh, now I'm getting ready?
Yeah, sorry.
That took forever.
But like, bro, when you get lost in the gun,
you got to make it right.
Holy shit, it's the hardest part.
Yeah, it's, it gets easier,
yeah, it gets easier, bro, it gets easier.
And that's the other thing, when you do your quest,
you'll unlock better attachments and barrels
And you know all that shit
You can say bills, I don't want to say that one. I only want to say if I use it in game. I love it
12 bill. Yeah, that one said
What do you mean, bro?
Be steak. You'll like it. I can't believe you're like jerky, bro. Crazy. I
know something about like me eating a Slim Jim early on I just didn't fucking like it at all and then after that
I don't know they just
I've had different jerkeys. I'll never forget one day. I went to Alexis's parents house like
But I
We were like out drinking the night before let's go boys and her dad goes
I made this venison jerky. You gotta try it. I was like, oh fuck man, and
I ate the venison jerky bro hung over. Oh my god, bro
I thought that was it like I thought I was gonna die
No way. I sure was yeah, oh my god
No venison jerky hung over when you don't like jerky
Working on the speed
Up for the nightmare look cook up look cook up
I'm in this time if they're playing I'm in
Yes, it's an early yes, I get them to play
it. Hold on, sir. Hold on. Careful, boys. Is it, is this a, can you have four people
in a day? Yeah, five people in a day. Holy shit. How many did you get out of six people
in a day? Guys, I think Glowsy and Gimmick wanted to play two. So, it's a problem here.
It's a problem here. Let's go to the car. I'll let you five play. Perfect. Oh, fine?
Yo, I'm gonna be honest I might pass on a five
Yeah, five is pretty horrible that can't lie. There's just too much going on. Is that you guys up top?
Okay, I'm going back to you there. I hear Maron I hear Maron
It sounds like they're really just real much. Yeah under under under bro under don't shoot me. I'm coming in. I'm coming in
What is this fucking sight?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, where they at I
Think there were me and Nick just died. I think they're under somewhere
Do you remember like I was down low fucking in the corner might be down there again, bro
But yo I'm down like a different day, bro
I mean if you you get a little early again, we would play a little late
I'm so much more down to do the 4 to 11 than the fucking whatever we were doing
I can't die I am run my wife will kill me man
what's 4 to 11 that's what we did we did 49 30 yeah you 49 30 but no I'm no I'm
just 40 I didn't read it I guess that is 11 is time I did 4 to 10 yeah that
checks out I keep it you get the ball you're both central okay okay he could
do starting right now us four go to nine and then I hop off at nine and go play
with coachy giving let's do it get on I just got a double chocolate license I
should be able to thank you I do with your wife first yeah you know how you
I don't know how it fucking is, Pete.
You don't just say, Pete, all right, you got to be right here and see where it is, brother, I'm too worried.
I'm too worried.
Where did these fucking guys go? I heard them, bro.
I don't know, we got to be careful though, bro.
If peanut joints were all unlocked, we got to at least listen to what he's saying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that us? Is that you walking?
Yeah, I'm in I'm in the thing. I see you right here
That you I'm on it. I'm on a tractor
Okay, I'm with hutch inside bro. I am where you and I just died Nick
Kill anything you see right now Tim. We're not over there. We're on the other side where they pushed you from we're down that hallway
Yeah, I'm where we're hutched. Yes. Yes. I'm like through that. I'm through that. Okay
I feel like the angle I have is kind of coated, but it could also be us.
I never thought in million years that we would be taking refuge in this building.
Are y'all?
No no no no no.
I hate this building.
Oh, that sounds like it's up.
I'm getting shot by something bro.
You're getting shot by a scav deck through the window.
Okay, I mean I didn't sound like that
But you know more than me. I'm not I don't argue with you boss
Yeah, I think you got shot at by scab through the window. I heard him come right after each out
You said three scabs three shots this scab, but that was like eight
No, no, no, the guy who's in front is that's a player. He's that strong one who's trying to use a scav
That's the building we were in when we were all looting
Remember that building when we came over here last right before that there in there. Okay. No
I'm just letting y'all work right now. I don't really have a range gun
We say
Morning.
It's a... it's...
You know what I mean? Morning.
And hey morning, kid!
What are you...
You're an idiot.
What'd you say?
Oh, it rings not the Harry Potter thing.
I gotta get out of this.
I'm coming back over to you guys from where I was.
How do I be honest?
I say we go to dorms boys fuck all these people
No, no, we don't push that we don't push that not after two deaths we go to dorms
Oh
Have you shot me
Yo, I missed all these stuff, bro.
Kurt, make me give for the 100 logo with the five gifts.
Shout with the tits back with the 100.
I appreciate you guys, man.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
There's people outside.
I'm below you on the stairs where the guy killed me.
It's up to you guys.
Wherever you guys want to go.
You want to go push stronghold and run through the open?
I'm down.
Whatever you all think.
Yo, you see how he said run through the open there?
Like, try to emphasize that's a stupid fucking idea.
Yes, it is a stupid idea.
it is a dumb fucking idea but i am down
screw it
let's send it i'm going to struggle
they could hear
they can even hear now
i'm going
bro
i'm coming
slow down
i'm going bro
oh my gosh
you're under the train
I'm gonna get the real fuckin' Tarkov experience for all of you.
I'mma lay right here until someone walks in my fuckin' crosshair, bro.
Who's shooting?
Hey, it's the scav.
No, I don't think that was the scav. I think that was the player.
Alright, I'm with you. I'm with you.
What do you have? A little MP5 or something?
Where are you guys at? Where are you guys at?
I'm a hutch, I don't know.
Are you coming?
Right where we died, actually.
Okay, yeah. I'm outside by the train track. Alright?
Yeah.
I heard you.
Oh, yeah.
this chaos broke you know yeah yeah it's over can someone yo man this guy
bro this guy's just like honey of 27,000 years but chat stuff because we're
doing share chat
We borrowed them from peanuts!
We borrowed them from peanuts!
We're all about peanuts!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Not a job!
Wait, it's fucking Rishala!
This might be Rishala, careful!
Rishala, Rishala, I can't follow!
I'm here.
There's something in here.
Oh, what the fuck is that thing?
He got him.
I thought I heard extra steps, careful.
Hey, go up the staircase and clear, boys.
Yes, Chef.
That's not our name. That is not our name.
We have someone else here.
Everybody just stop moving for a second?
Okay.
In our building! In our building where we just worked!
In fucking Panda!
You just peeked that blue door. I swear to God.
Yeah?
The blue door.
How is that possible?
What blue door like he's in the where we just left the fucking door. There's no way
That is crazy timing then
He was
He was right that's the whole time y'all did hear something
You just want me to die left side to shots on my left side to okay, just heads up careful
Can you keep that little crack in the glass right there? He can right? I'm gonna fucking kill this guy
Oh
Everyone stay up top I'm gonna stay below. I'll call anything that comes down here
He's in my chat asking I have 27,000 viewers of chat slow. Oh my god, bro
Cook that frog, cook that frog.
I'm cooking up, I'm cooking up.
Thank you.
It's actually not Chad, uh, Chad first by accident. Sorry about that.
Fuck you, P. Fuck you.
Alright, so, am I the only one with a range?
I'm an all-in-one.
Alright, we're getting pushed.
Where? Direction? Like, where from?
Someone's in.
I got Jim. Oh my god. I hit the wrong button. Oh my god. He's below. Where are you? Are
you below? I'm below fighting this guy. I don't know where you are. Below you. Below
you. Yo, I'm gonna shoot myself in the head with this odd bro. It gave. It gave. It
gave. It gave. It gave. It gave. It gave. It gave. It gave. Yeah, yeah. Is that
you on the staircase I think coming up to you guys careful I'm I'm on the
staircase okay some good this guy's somewhere around here very careful clutch
you're dude you would tip around he was down what kind of like a helmet is it
10 no no that's a different guy okay the guy in panic had 10 helmet heard he's
got a scope on his shit too
oh my god
that's that's just straight ahead
it's supposed to be a scav because it was like pop pop pop
yeah it's just a scav shooting at a player though that's not that that's not
though
where's that
that's a player shooting
do you see this red thing that says paradigm
nick i think he's on that fucking box
yeah i think he's like right behind there too
that's where it came from
It probably could have been in the stack behind it,
the little house behind it.
Uh-huh.
Tim, I think we should just push him, bro.
You want a stack on me?
And I'll leave?
We just push him?
Wait, how'd you go left?
It's me, me running, me running in.
I'm right here, I'm jumping.
Me jumping.
No, I'm gonna push this guy.
Move it, Tim.
I'm not, did you go down?
You go down?
I went out the front.
there's still a guy downstairs
in panda
here's my gun
my legs are broken bro
my legs are fucking broken bro
no no i'm watching you scream they're not broken
my legs just broke
they're not
i'm literally watching them
go let them out
where'd you go bro
nick where'd you go
i'm directly in front of us
push this guy in front of us
why do i keep cocking my fucking gun
with my peanuts
so i can
So I can kill this guy, man, because if you're yelling and I die, it's going to be- I'm hard off. I'm soft.
He's in panda, bro. This motherfucker.
Yeah, are you gun still jammed?
Is that what that is?
Yeah, you try to shoot.
I'm getting shot from right-
I'm just getting shot from panda.
In panda?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm sick of this motherfucker, bro. I'm just getting- I'm getting active.
Yeah.
I'll be with you in a second. I gotta get my stamp up.
I'm pushing him to handle it, bro. I'm gonna fucking kill him, alright.
Oh, Tim's gonna- Tim's gonna get- not here, sir.
Oh, no.
I'm gonna fucking shoot this guy in the head.
Where'd you go, Nick?
I'm up top.
Okay. Me? Are you inside the building yet, or no?
No, I can do it, though.
I can't do it from here, bro. Okay
I gotta run all the way back and go into the building. Okay now. I understand this building. I didn't know this before
Are you in the building? No, I'm by the door
By the door will we that guy ran at me? Joe met the bottom of the stairs
But I'm really weak
I
Create
Yeah, I got I try to get
That fucking thing there
Oh
Damn, where are you at? That's why you PK I should PK and then got to there. I think I still die either way
I'm gonna come over to you. I'm gonna come up. Okay, it's in the window hop. Are you up there now?
So when he threw you he's gonna be on the right. I'm at the bottom
He was inside right. Yeah, when you jump in there, he's inside right, but like bro
It's not good. He's got a weird angle in there.
Nick, is he where we died or this side that I'm looking at?
That side is where he killed me from.
But I really can't.
I don't know if he changed position yet, right?
He should be dead.
Someone shot him.
Yeah, I killed the guy inside, I think.
Where are you getting shot from, T?
I don't know where that was.
Getting shot from far.
That's the guy who was shooting you, Nick,
I do I do I do I do I do it. That's yeah, that's a guy on the right though. There's something going on over there for sure
Yeah, yeah, back right back right back right seat back right great back right hello great more right more right then yeah
It's just the inside clear
You see you see it right you see it. Yeah, right there right here. You can move with the right
You move right
Yes
I think there's more. He's shooting at somebody in front of him. You know what I mean? He might have a teammate too
Keep it. Keep it. Keep it. Keep it. Keep it. Keep. I should kill me
I got this bitch ass
All right, so I got the guy that
Yeah, I just got the guy inside you got the guy outside, but there was a guy I was looking at to your left
You originally Amy Tim. I don't know
You're hearing him by the way you hear something
It's not moving for a second you do here begin. Don't let him
You can lose it from the back left you think you baby do that or not it'd be crazy, right? I
Feel like I'd be insane. Well, you saw you blow on me you saw him crouching over that fucking guy
I know you saw it that was a scab was it not who knows
Crouching over like that. I don't fucking know. I got you. Well, you can tell me I got no idea audio
Stop moving might be someone coming up from behind us potentially as well
Are you walking
Watch so walking
sounds like he's going to the fucking
in you fucking fat bitch
you get a crack it's so annoying right that's how I done
yeah
he's at the bottom of the hand over here
he's where we died he's where we died I just fucking saw him
that's me you saw me he's below me
below me down there to you struggling bro I feel this though yeah
inside right below no no no no I'm gonna drop him all right we got it
you got him that's gonna be a scam well you never know you know all right
Timmy go get your loot and pack me up too. Hutch pack me up. Yeah, I had much good shit. Yep
Where were you at that's the window I think I think he's you're up by where I just was right Nick
Yeah, but I'll on the scaffolding hutch like when you jump through the crack and you go right staircase stairs
Wonderful right everybody
Well, I don't know.
Oh, it's another big dog.
I'm sure I'm mad.
Come and loot this guy, Tim.
OK.
Is this the guy that you killed?
This guy.
I don't know who this guy is.
Chat, MLX.
AKS is better, right?
No, you don't worry about the MLX.
It's not good.
AK-12.
Scope off of MSL.
Scope this?
Oh.
This.
Chad, do I take that?
Wow, I did that fast. Genius.
I take this PPMO?
We got somebody creeping on the outside.
I have to eat.
I can't fit the rig in my bag, bro.
I think I cleaned this guy.
All right, you're good?
Yes.
Okay.
We're going to make a move for Nick's body now.
Just consolidating so I can fit everything.
Alright, you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
He was out here.
He's right there.
Oh, fuck me.
Alright, Tim, don't let me die.
Got it, boss.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
I
Think that was a peanut gargling water getting ready for the stream
Now we're going balls
I'm going to come over here. I gotta look this guy killed
all right if his teammate is sitting on the back end of this yellow crate I'm
never play this game again bro
up top and where we just were yeah that we literally above his whole time
shot him a couple times. I saw him cross by him. Okay, careful he's trying to throw
the nades. Keep throwing nades, careful. Are you trying to get onto him? Yeah, I'm pushing
I see him. I'm careful with his ass.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
That's you up top, yeah?
Me up top, yep.
Yep.
Yeah.
Fucking pussy.
I'm just gonna do some surgeries and I'm good.
Okay.
Try and loot my kill.
Alright, part two.
Na na na na.
Na na na na na.
Hey hey hey.
good good bye
this is got four time
now the remake
bitch pussy
oh shet
you seeing that revision right now
what
not a good time not a good time
what the nah nah nah
I got more audio near me Tim
careful
would you say hutch i'm trying to fucking figure out what i'm trying to do for you
you're a thing you're safe you're safe chat is saying fold it into my bag middle mouse
click on it you should fold the item and you put it in your bag fold what the gun
it has a stock the foldable stock potentially so that you want to oh okay okay i did that
me running
now where the fuck
I'm a 55 ammo in these mags
You should unload them. I mean you probably need the MA55
Chats ain't bad. Chats also say swap rigs
You got it bro, honey, this is where my brain shuts off real
I'd say GGs, but I don't mean it I'd say GGs, but I don't mean it
Thanks.
I'm out of shot, but I'm out of shot.
Help Tim. Listen, there's gonna be moments like right now where Tim's just gonna have to figure it out as we're both trying to pack shit up.
I need these headphones.
The only thing I can't get is my rig.
But I don't think I can get them unless I drop level 4 plates.
And I think I'm good to go.
Yes, Jeff.
Actually, I fold this gun and put this one on.
Then I have two guns, right?
This is painful to watch. I mean brother, I got 20 hours on this game. I don't know what you want for me
Okay, are we ready? I think I'm good
Let's go come with me. All right, where are you up same place? Where?
Nick died come to Nick. I think I'm fat. I think I'm fat. I'm coming. Yep. That's fine
The only thing I left was my rig by the end of that, but...
Alright, come over here. Follow me.
I
Can't I'm really fast. Yeah, you're just gonna go
You move that staircase where I killed that guy
Yes, go to the bottom of that staircase. Okay?
Okay
Just wait there for me
Yeah, that was right here, right?
Jack, get him to the bottom of that staircase.
I'm gonna go turn on the power and we're gonna take the extract right there.
Oh, it's the other staircase.
God, I'm fucking fat.
Amen.
Can I get some amens in the chat?
Amens in the chat.
I mean, my guy's barely moving, bro. Oh my god.
Hey, man.
No lies, we're told, this day. No lies.
Go down.
That staircase is called Hell, okay?
So forever in that building,
you think someone's over there? There and how?
I'm in hell. All right, good.
What's that baby? Oh, chance on a downing. Yeah.
I
Did not know
Just the same keyboard that I didn't want to use the other place
That's for the other computer whenever I ultimately set it up as you coming right now
No, I'm not over there yet
Go anything you see until I tell you different
smoke everybody
No, I have one goes to my right. I'm all good on keyboards here
You're a good man for teaching these baboons
Double-tap Z
There yeah, you're fine. I'm coming
This is me running in
There's another pair of footsteps up there, Hush.
Cool.
See me?
I'm going to be down below you.
Can you come through this doorway?
I'm right here at this door.
I'm here.
Wow.
Holy shit.
Yeah. Well, as you can see, it
is MMA time in my house. I have a busy appointment to get to. Yeah. Good luck.
But I appreciate you boys greatly. All right. Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hold on now. No, no, no. I got your size, Peter.
You burst him in the ring.
What?
Hey, hey.
Calm down, man.
Calm down.
Jesus.
Boys, love you, Olivia.
Thanks for the games.
I'm on tomorrow night.
Right here.
You boys play tomorrow?
No.
You on?
I maybe.
I don't know yet.
Okay.
Give me a little.
Give me a little.
He left because of you, peanut.
You scared him out.
Me?
I do nothing.
No, there's an obvious sexual tension between me and Mr. Rex.
You guys don't see it.
Yeah, I see it.
It's obvious.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
And now, Tim's leaving.
Look at what you've done, Peanut.
Look at what you've done, Peanut.
Sexual tension.
Me and Tim have it as well.
What, me and you don't have it?
I see we do this.
I see we do this.
Yo, we've got it.
Settlement by having vigorous but sex attention anymore. Very true. It's relaxed sexual this yes
Okay, if Tim gets a permission from his wife
Don't say it like that
Don't say like that. Mr. Guys. We can't keep saying I mean hamburger helper
If Tim gets permission from his wife, I say we hop on and we play and then at seven,
folks can give a cop off, we're going five man.
And then Tim hops off like two hours after that, then back down to four man and then
we'll probably hop off like an hour after that, then back down to three man, we're
so good.
I'm down for whatever, bro.
I could also piece if you just want to run force.
I'm down with that.
I actually hate running anything over than a three.
I would have made me tips just today.
I did too.
It's gonna be horrible.
This is gonna be terrible.
I can dip when Tim dips.
Easy.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
So you guys can only,
you guys only have to run threes.
I mean, come on, bro.
I ain't against my friends.
I ain't against dipping right now.
Y'all just take Tim.
I'm cool with that too.
my wizard. There's no more five. No, there's no five edge, right? It's just scabs and can be five
right? Oh my dad. I'd be for even suggesting. I'll get over it.
Uh, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We're on a, we're on a scab run, right?
Yeah.
He and Nick die.
Tim has the guy's legs are blown off with all the shotguns.
He clutches it, kills the player.
He loots him.
He has a heavy bleed, or sorry, two light bleeds.
He finds his salua, no head, no thorax.
He is right next to the extract.
A player's calf is following behind him.
The guy kills Tim with a million dollar key on him.
He realizes that it wasn't a player's calf.
It was a PMC dressed as a player's calf.
That killed him.
Oh my goodness, oh.
He lost his fucking mind and rightfully so.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh.
Oh.
Now he's begging his wife to play video games.
How's the day to follow?
I don't know what's worse.
What you're saying now, we're talking shit to Nick's kid.
I'm going to be honest, I think I'd probably go with either or.
I mean, there is no wrong answer.
Picky poison.
Picky poison.
Picky poison, that's what I'd say.
Mm-hmm.
I was icebreaker last time.
Oh, please, why, please, let me put it back.
I'm back, I'm back, guys.
Hey, Jim, how you doing?
I'm good.
I'm good to play until about 10-ish, potentially,
if that, how well, if it was, we're doing five?
I can set up.
No, we're doing three.
I can set up.
Well, we're doing three, and then at seven,
we're going to do five.
just for a little bit of time. It's age. So we're not going to do it for too long.
That's fair. That's fair. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay then. Okay. Alrighty. Okay. Okay.
10 Eastern or 10 Central you can play do.
I'm probably 10 Central. The thing is, bro, my brain fucking hurts playing this game.
When I got off the other day after we played for like 12 hours total, my brain
was scrambled man like I have to
wait out I can't lie I'm sorry to
chat it is what it is I'm trying
looking I love y'all but I've been in
for an hour eight hours eight half
hours
long day yesterday is nothing to me
okay
dude trying to my chest like fold it
and I like fold what naturally the
gun not even so I fold the gun you
You know, it's just, it takes a lot, but I mean,
they have to think of the ass anyways, but it's ass, but it's ass,
but in short doses, it's pretty funny.
Cause we're probably going to be killing each other by accident and losing track.
I mean, over a long stream, yeah, no, it's pretty aides,
but if you run a five man for like three raids,
it's a funny time. It's a, it's a funny time to die anything past an hour.
I'm just sitting here staring, figuring out what the fuck I want for
dinner, bro, to be honest with you,
That's like all I'm thinking about right now. Yeah, I actually don't add some food
It was real quick when I heard you guys might be down to actually play early
So I'm I I just ate I had to go like fill up my waters and get my silly juice, but then I'm good to go so I
Am I am gonna play though. I'm gonna pull it off
Okay, I just I really need to figure out what I'm eating cuz I'm male nurse right now. You know what I mean?
Well, yeah, you lived out that that is in the chat and he doubts
You peanut who is fatter mere hutch bro be honest, I'm not alive Tim. You've been looking pretty good these days
This is ridiculous
Tim still has a fatter aura. Thank you. It's an aura around him. Thank you
This is the screams fat. Thank you
Okay, okay. Thank you. I'll take that
Huck eats two chipotle bowls for lunch. So yeah
Thank you
You would I would I want to eat healthy I go eat his bully ball that's out there
It is it is a pretty balanced meal. I won't say yeah, that's right down back down Tim
I'm gonna be honest one time I went to Tim's and he ordered this for this local place near him
Bro, I've never eaten so much food. I had like a steak and a half
Chicken filets. I had like these little oh dude. I ate so much
Okay eat it have at least three more of whatever he told me to try they try something else
It was good. I just pretty big. You can you can tie the legs in half and put shoes on his kneecaps. He'd still be taller than Mr. Merck.
True. No lies told.
That may actually be true.
No, that's probably the craziest thing you've ever said about that.
True, bro.
The craziest thing ever.
What's your ETA? Should we run a scab while we wait for you to pee out?
Yeah, I would suggest we run a scab. Let me get my water and my zilly juice. Let's get started.
All right, I'll do that for two seconds.
I'll check out.
Yeah, go ahead.
I'll be right back.
I'm going to pull up my stuff.
Oh, man.
What is this?
What's the what's the poll you guys are telling me about?
We're not leaving.
Oh, yeah.
Here's the mods going again, making polls.
What is this run a five-man led hutch off which has eight votes hutch is fat either way guys
Whatever you do
Vote on one of these two. Don't waste your votes
Okay, I don't know why these fucking idiots put hutch is fat either way that isn't even
You guys are pieces of shit
This is ridiculous. This is
is red deco less than slander at the highest degree slander slander oh my gosh jinx he's
playing one of the greatest games ever made the last oh he's playing part two never mind
All right, slander.
You already did part one.
Yeah, just stop there.
Just stop there.
Play the first one.
All right, for everyone saying part two is great, do
you enjoy the last of us TV show?
and that will answer why we disagree with each other.
Okay, everyone's saying no.
Maybe I'm just crazy.
No, it's not even about the woke shit, bro.
I stop, I don't even care about that.
What I care about is bad acting,
and I don't care what you say.
The Last of Us TV show has some of the worst actresses
and actors I've ever seen before in my fucking life.
And that's on Jock, keep it 50 fish tree.
Some of the worst actors and actresses
I've ever seen in my life.
All the main characters besides what's his name are Shemi.
All right, what are we doing?
Are we doing scabs?
Scav, Timmy.
I'm shooting every one of her.
I'm shooting everybody.
Oh, she totally is closed.
I'm in fucking hell.
I'm literally in hell.
Everyone's clothes
Is it in a holiday today?
Huch is the skinny
holiday
I thought it was maybe I'm crazy
What day is it?
No, I'm stupid
It's a holiday
You know how bad I just want to absolutely slam a fucking Domino's pizza
I would do it with Domino's fucking pizza bro.
So chicken, what's it called, what's what do you like, buffalo chicken pizza?
Chicken bacon ranch buffalo chicken pizza.
Dude they're so good bro, they're so good.
Freddie up on your, please stop talking to me Chad, now I'm getting angry, you guys
are getting me angry.
No this isn't good Chad, is that good?
Oh no.
I
Pedro's overrated I
Whatever
Whatever you think man. We don't got a conversation about it. I don't think you bet. I like them in Game of Thrones
I like them in a lot of different movies. I
Think people just it's popular to hate motherfuckers
I'm sorry. Thank you's great. I'm gonna leave the way bro. This is gonna be the end
He was great at Narcos, he was fantastic in Narcos, absolutely fantastic.
That's when I thought, that's the show I watched and I was like, I enjoy this, it was Narcos.
Also guys, thank you all so much for the love today.
I know I haven't really been reading chat, I know a lot of people are going to leave
so we'll catch up on everything once Pete gets on, but I appreciate all the love.
I hope you guys are enjoying the coach and sessions, it's been so much fun playing
with the boys.
I know Nick, Nick is all in, bro.
He is all and he's loving this shit.
Tim, we're getting there.
I think Tim because of his, you know,
he don't got the full Tism, but he was nicked by it.
No doubt.
Like it was coming and he backed up and it tipped his nose,
you know, kind of like me,
but it was more of like a car hitting me.
So I think, I still like Tim gets a little overstimulated,
you know?
He gets a little overstimulated, which is a very overstimulated game.
Let me overstimulate him a little bit more.
Tim, we play an hour when the kids go to college.
Oh, and he muted.
Okay.
My wife is actually asking me what we're going to eat for dinner as well, and I don't know.
I do not know! I do not know!
who in mind to disagree?
What do y'all think? What should we get? No, I haven't seen the Odyssey yet.
I
Know just keep up. I'm just not gonna eat. I'm just gonna sit here and just starve
It's cute up wrong. Just give me a yeah, I am cute hit the creep button bottom left you in the fucking game
Aren't you glad you're playing Tarkov Timmy
1300 calories, and I don't know what the fucking ebro. I've been counting my calories. I'm trying to be fucking skinny
She's got a steak or something. I don't worry about it
I wouldn't be enough I
Can't see what I have for lunch again. I guess the same fucking thing. I guess that's what I'm gonna have to do
What do you mean? What do you mean? I had grilled kebabs with like some white rice?
It's kind of basically it's bowl label truthfully. There you go eat that
But it's like I had it for lunch, so it's literally the same exact thing I could just use like a different sauce
Hi buddy calories to spend arrow you got something to say bro
I haven't opened my counter strike inventory in months. Is it up or down bro? Am I fucked?
Am I fucked?
Please God tell me my inventory value went up
It's down everything's down stay on Tarkov it's over
GGs in the chat GGs. I got a baby. I got a ppsh what ammo do I got I got you got a pee pee
Go to the bathroom. I got LP LRN PC ammo stop unloading stop
Yeah, pee pee go to the bathroom man, that's what they say
is this gun bad the pps station called duty is one of the greatest guns of all time
what do you say the bad in Tarkov that kid those you're walking up on me right
now
make me about like I'm hungry so like hundred tiquitos
hello basically take the whole bag dump it one second Tim I'm having a really
important conversation with my wife. It is dire situation. So the entire bag of
taquitos, dump it on and put it into the oven.
Okay, good. Yeah, yeah. Whole bag. Two bags of taquitos, that's fine. My wife is
making me food and I have her currently making me two bags of taquitos. Are we
ready? Oh, so okay. Oh, so much is left.
No no no no no get ready get ready get ready
They're gonna make a run through and we gotta fry em
Ok why does the shirt cross her
Did you get to the other side
No, he's gonna be out
He's out, he's out he's out
Oh he's down out
Don't smoke on that way Tim
Oh shit
Tim's dead
I
Can I not I'm gonna read you I have to raise my son
I can't kill him bro
What do you do to my boy
What did he do to my boy?
No!
Yo, PMC's just got out, bro.
PMC's just got out, bro.
I think I killed one, though, by that tree if you want to go loot it.
I'm like lit up.
Oh, you're...
Are you real?
Yeah, you're a Vladimir, aren't you?
Yeah, that guy tanked so many bullets.
I'm dead.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, you got a bandage?
You got a bandage?
I need one bad.
You got a bandage?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
You got one more bandage?
You got one more?
Oh my gosh, listen, let's go to Cabana and kill everybody, you in?
Yes?
I'm going to scavenge my dinner.
I'm going to scavenge my dinner.
You do that, you do that, you do that.
Well, you are real.
Wow.
Watch out, watch out.
I can hear nothing.
I can't. Hey! I'm sorry!
Oh, yes! Oh, my boy.
All right. Listen, boys, we're gonna go kill Caban or whoever's at Caban. Let's go.
I don't know what this does.
Dude, they literally just got out on pissed about it.
Oh, I'm not muted for telling shit.
oh yeah you hear that you hear that right in front somewhere okay let's get
close let's get close oh he's big he's big
There's a fish to the left. There's a fish!
I was behind the wall bro there's no way
He just fucking didn't stop shooting. Oh my god.
Am I game crashed? Can somebody just fuck me? Bro, he got killed by the other scab guy.
Yo legend, he got killed by the other scab. Oh my gosh.
Chat, how long do you think Tim's gonna take? Do we go do a pistol factory run?
Do we do a John Wick run?
All right, let's do it. Let's do a John Wick run. We'll just put our whole kit here. We want headphones.
Let's see what we can do. We want headphones. Contact fives is fine. We'll take a level four.
4, no back plate, only front plate, pistol, bop, just have sights, yep, any mags, gimme
that, gimme that, what kind of ammo do we got, shitty ammo, SS190, SS190, oh that had
SS 190 in it is where it is boom boom only 50 boom and boom grab some meds and
then we'll go no headphones or sorry headphones no helmet can't I can't lose
any more helmets I'm down bad on the old helmets no I got scammed mother
Fucker!
I have fucking no idea how many of them are there.
Alright, let's go.
Bastards!
Empty butt? Fuck it.
Rock-a-lute, anything anyways.
Fuck my ass, I don't care about it.
Hold on a minute, stop the music.
We all knew, we all knew what I was talking about.
Just so there's no confusion, we all,
you know I know what, what,
it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter,
it doesn't matter at all, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter, it just doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter at all. It doesn't matter.
Lock him.
No confusion, no confusion.
Where am I?
What?
What?
I'm not kidding you the game is actually complete and utter fucking dog shit the game sucks
it's horrible this game and and and the bullets going where you're firing is the worst I've
I've ever seen out of any game that has ever been made.
It is terrible.
It is fucking horse shit.
I don't know.
Well, you got Papa P here to take care of you now,
but she got Papa P here to take care of her.
Makes everything go just right.
Bro, where are my bullets going to be?
Where are they going?
Are they going to Africa?
Are they going to Norway?
Are they going to a different fucking world?
Like where are they going?
It's going to be Mars, I don't know.
Mars?
Maybe, maybe it's Mars.
I don't know, it could be anywhere.
It could be anywhere, but let me say something.
Tell me something.
I've heard of such a thing that Tarkov has, that no other game has.
What's that?
That you may be experiencing.
It's called a skill issue.
Run the ones, right now, me and you.
Yeah.
Run the ones, boss.
I beat your ass.
Run the ones.
Listen, don't, don't you forget who the gut is.
Alright, you might be the nut.
You might be the nut.
Don't forget who the fucking nut is.
You might be the nut, but don't forget about the gut.
That's a gut!
Oh, gee.
We shouldn't tear each other apart.
We shouldn't tear each other apart.
That's right.
We're a team.
We should kiss and have sex.
OK.
Whatever.
Or go bowling.
Whatever.
No, no, no.
Not on the same thing.
If you're going bowling, you're doing the other as well.
Oh, 100%.
If you take a person bowling, you're fucking them.
I mean, of course.
That's sad.
That's 1 plus 1 equals 2, I think.
1 plus 2 equals another number that it isn't 2.
It doesn't matter.
Fuck that number.
To be honest, I don't like any numbers.
That's, yeah, except for number one,
which is who the knight in the gut is!
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who?
Landmark?
Who?
Hashtag?
Landmark, more like, more like, more like...
Bitch Mark.
Bitch Mark.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
He's gonna have no context and he's gonna see this clip
and go, what the fuck?
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
I've got nothing but that's a Tim the icebreaker. What is icebreaker? Yes a great idea
Let's have him sit in a corner and watch as clear the map
Well, what is he gonna do on any other map? He's been frying today coach P
If you think he's ready are you saying he said Tim is incapable
No, I'm just saying Tim fucking stupid Tim's stupid. You know what since Tim wants to say that let's go to icebreaker
Let's go icebreaker. Okay. I'm starting up my stream be right back start another team. All right
Icebreaker is nothing but AI with aim, but that's what we're gonna be fighting against
So you're gonna sit there. You're gonna say fuck it. I'm just gonna walk up and they will kill you just let
He die
sounds good what you mean you got that kebab I literally have the same exact
bowl that I have for lunch but I had a guacamole I hate guacamole yeah you would
fat-ass probably resisted to it
I'll kill you.
You know that?
Do you know, do you know that?
I'll kill you, Tim.
Bitch pussin'.
This basically is Chipotle bowl.
You ever have, okay, chat.
Does anyone here, and Hutch, have a whole foods here of them, and they have these
pre-made like chicken kebabs that you can buy and then you grill them you just
grill them and then you put them in your fridge you can kind of cut them up and
put them in rice and shit it's good.
Very yummy.
We know you've had it. We take one look at you we know you've had a little bit of every day.
There's some things I don't like out there. Like what?
Actually, let me, let me think.
Salad?
Ha ha ha, friendly fire.
Two bags of taquitos for dinner.
What?
Don't, hey, you can say whatever you want about me,
but don't you dare bring taquitos into this.
Don't you dare.
Go chat, someone's got how many calories
a bag of taquitos is and multiply by two.
Don't look it up, it's all important.
What's important is that we're happy.
That's what's important, remember that.
Write that down.
What, what, what?
I can smoke it.
I don't fucking know, whatever my wife buys.
You think I know?
Let me ask you what brand of something it is
that Alexis buys.
You got no idea.
And the calories is in a bag of Takedos.
You're looking around 1,400 to 1,500 calories
such in one bag.
There it is.
That's something light.
How? Okay, you know what? Let's do something here. What is your weight and height, please?
Six foot eight. Two. What is maintenance? Eight. Three minutes. Valories of six eight.
What are you, six eight? Three fifteen. Three fifteen. You ain't three fifteen, bro.
315 I am I actually with myself 315 maybe 318 but 315 just put there put that down there
For a 683 and 15 John mail assuming age 30
estimated maintenance calories range roughly from
2,800 to 4,800 calories a day
Activitally, there you go. There you go. Let's know a minute. Let's let's look this in. Okay. Hmm shit
Sedentary desk job little to no exercise. Would you say that's you hutch?
Does dancing in the chair count?
No, it does not count.
That's a desk job.
Okay.
Okay.
2,900 to 3,200 calories, hush.
Your two bags of taquitos you're about to eat are your entire caloric intake you're supposed
to have for the day.
And who wrote that?
Who wrote all this rubbish that you're reading?
I don't know about it.
A heathen?
What's someone that can share with themselves smart because they're a doctor?
Who the fuck are they?
size one to three days a week, you're looking at 3,400 to 3,700. Moderate activity, three
to five days a week, you're looking at 3,900 to 4,200. Very active, six to seven days out
of the week, you're 4,400 to 4,700. So you basically are looking at 2,900 to 3,200 calories
a day, Hodge.
They don't know nothing. They don't know nothing, Tim. Listen, you're over there
reading some bullshit. All right? Know what you're doing? You're being chat
right now. You're reading something, you're thinking it's facts. They can't believe nothing
those doctors say. Wait, you got a heart condition? I don't know nothing. I don't know shit about
shit, Tim. Especially about me.
They wrote some, I saw something about a guy that lived in Italy and he smokes cigarettes
every day of his life. He lived to 95.
There it is. They say you ain't supposed to eat a lot of salt if you have blood
pressure problems, but the highest-
Skinny people create this salt propaganda.
absolutely zero heart problems out of their people. So they don't know nothing. The Heart
Association is a bunch of bullshitting pussies.
How do I get this ammo? M855. You can't buy it. All you got is what you got. So I've been
telling you to grab it while your chat's all going, don't grab it Tim. You're fat.
You know, if this is on the fat part.
Do you have, do your family have heart conditions at all?
Like you come from like chronological heart conditions.
Every single person has high blood pressure.
Yep.
Yeah, we're fucked, bro.
Yeah, bro, we get, listen, hey,
sexy-wise, we're at the top of that scale, you know?
But actual health things that matter, shit, bro.
DG's in the fucking chat.
G.
My mom's dad passed away at 50.
My mom passed away at 46, so.
G.G.
He was just, he was just.
G.G.
It ain't looking too good for me, boys.
Yeah.
I got like 13 more years, 14 more years.
I have to start passing on those nickel of alters a little, little more.
Yeah.
Peanut's already talking shit on a stream.
I'm gonna go.
What's he saying?
He's saying I'm teaching y'all wrong.
You're over there making millions.
You know what I mean?
I'm giving my left fucking testicle for this squad.
You did get me my lead X back.
Oh, you go.
What has he done for you?
He let you, he let you lose the lead X.
Yeah, he's a, he's a, a Satanist peanut.
Oh, hey, Pete.
What's up, Pete?
Hey, peanut.
What, what, a, a, what?
Hey, assistant coach, what's going on?
Did you, did you say a Satanist peanut?
Yes.
I will have you know my, my son is glossy.
You got your shot.
Your shot is pussy.
No, my shot is pussy, Tim, I said my shot is pussy.
I heard it too, I heard it too.
Okay, alright.
You gotta shot up your pussy?
I've gotta shot up my pussy, that is correct.
I've gotta shot up my pussy, that's correct, that is correct, 100%.
Good, good.
Yes, yes, yes.
Good.
I have a great joke but I can't remember the guy's name.
Oh my God.
Oh, fuck dude. I was trying to delay until I could figure it out.
Guys, who's the... Okay, you know what I'm gonna ask. I'll just...
All right, okay. End over.
What?
Fifth icebreaker.
With the icebreaker, you having it means we all can go there, right?
Correct.
Nope.
Correct.
But I will say,
Mr. Tim, this is gonna be hard for you,
but you need to bring 700,000 rubles
and 2,500 euros.
I'm not going to Icebreaker. Are you fucking kidding me?
Tap that sub-mode to my entire inventory. What do you mean?
It is time for revelation. It is time to emerge as the
Fiery Phoenix in which you arm yourself. You must rise to the Ensalade.
Do you think the Greats became Greats because they were
because they were coddled and went the easy route?
No, they were great because they were thrown into the fire.
They were great because they were thrown into the butt.
Lord, and male.
And knowing that they were opponent,
yet they faced them despite the fear.
They faced them, they rise to the occasion,
they seize the day.
And that's you, right down to them,
right now in this defining moment.
I feel motivated.
I know you have the money in your butt!
Sorry.
Or how do you get Rupals?
Oh they're called Rupals.
Jesus, we're cooked.
We're fucking cooked.
Baby, where's my decayed house?
Like how do I take my money out of the bank here?
Press search and then type in R-U-B and they'll show up and then you want to hold down control, left click, drag it to your butt and type 700,000.
It's a million
How many is your
Hi, I'm yours Tim
That's too much that's that's a million wait now. I can't put it back. Oh fuck dude. Oh
Fuck you can't put it back. You just drag it back and you said your money is in your stash at all times. There's no bag
You just haven't seen it. How?
How do you how do I have a certain amount? How do I do that? Well, that control left click and drag from your stash
Your stack of rubles to where you want it to go, which is your butt and then it'll open up a prompt menu when you
7 0 0 0
Wait 0 0 0 bang 700,000. Okay. I have 700,000 dollars. What? Okay, and then 2,500 euros
Which I mean in all reality we probably if we succeed we can just get him off the boss
500 euros
At least you hold on
Okay, that's actually enough how much you bring that 500 because we can each drop a thousand huts
We can extra thousand euros
That way if we don't get to the boss in time
We can still get him out of there and if we do get to the boss we can just have a loot the boss for euros
I mean
What what where that's why I like that you already know you're on the same page using that same thing
P who sells food that would be the flea market
What level are you um there's my level
Overall on the top left
Overall I'm 11 I'm level 11. Okay, so you literally can't buy food
You can buy crackers be near about 10 of them and then when you're done eating that tan your water is depleted because they're crackers
And the game relieves our core I can't buy food. Yeah, I'll bring you I'll bring you some I'll bring you some food
I'll bring you a dash of food
That's what it is, coach.
Oh, boys.
Thanks, coach.
Oh, boys.
Of course.
Of course.
Do you, is my loadout good for what we're doing?
Can you, like, just peep my screen real quick?
What's your name again?
What's your name again?
Sim the Bald Man.
I'm going to invite you.
Then I'm going to pull you up on this side.
Let's, okay.
Okay, okay.
Let's see here.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
No, that's great.
No, that'll work.
I'd say she's not better. I said she's not better. Now that I look closer that's a CPC. Yeah, okay. That's actually needs it
Okay, that's it. Is that your best kit? Mr. Tim? I don't think it's my best if you look at my guns over here
It might be
That shouldn't suffice that shouldn't suffice. Okay, let me get a quick backpack and we'll be on our way
Be on our way wonderful. I just got
just just figuring out things you know what I mean
well when you figure it out Bods oh it's just
you wouldn't understand you wouldn't understand
I wouldn't understand I pretty smart Bods I pretty smart I was just getting
after it getting after it Dan oh you were going
looking good you were going in huh yo do I need
I need to bring a mask right I need to bring like a respirator some shit
I have all the stems already for a sample is not even dry. Oh my god, bang
only dingle. You know, I'm only one quest away from shooter board. Oh, sorry.
You got your own tappa from kappa. It's very nice besides. Well, let's bring me
euros. I got 10,000 on me. How much do you need? I don't know. I only drop a
thousand. So just bring what you need to bring hot to 3,500 euros. I got
10,000 on me. So I'll drop whatever he needs.
I just really get more, you know, whatever.
Oh, you're saying I can't get more in the red guy.
There might be a limit. There might be a limit.
I don't know. It's better than Hutch at this game.
Because like, nope, I feel like Peanut just has more overall knowledge.
Bro, what the fuck are you talking about?
Bro, you're talking about bringing 10,000 euros
if you literally can only drop up to a thousand.
I'm just an idiot because I am not going to bring the
we're different people people we play the game different
he's trying to take every shortcut
I just bring more than what we've been waiting for
we've got to get the fuck out of here
shut the fuck up
does anyone know does the Ronin respirator work as the whatever the hell
I won't lie to you. I also googled that yesterday. There it is. There it is.
But I googled it yesterday and you look it up today. Fuck you.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, yeah, because I can't play I can't do this touch or shabra. I can't do it
Okay, dude
Fourth lunch well third dinner third dinner and watch is about to eat two bags of taquitos
Got it. Got it. So he measures his food in quantity of bags of food
You know, usually people like to do servings or like to tacos for tacos.
I've never been like, oh yeah, grab me two full bags of that shit.
When you go, come back to grab you.
You ain't grabbing nothing.
You have no fucking arms and legs.
You can't grab shit.
Bugs.
You can't grab nothing.
Armless leg, Lizzie.
I don't even know what that quality is.
I don't even know.
That's two bags.
It's a family.
You know when you go into like a target
or like a Walmart or something,
you go to the freezer section
and there's family size bags.
He's eating two of those.
Yeah.
Two bags of food.
One fry and a diet Coke is what Haji eats.
That's what Haji eats.
Meal of champions.
Bro, could you imagine working a fucking fast food
and Haji pulls up to the window?
at 10 p.m. at 10 p.m.
Oh, I was five minute off my sift and out of McDonald's
and hot pulled up.
I would fucking kill him in a video game in a video game
in a video game because you already know that five minutes
is turning into 25 minutes at minimum.
And that's just to take his orders.
That's not even cooking it.
Watch, do you hear the, do you hear a lot?
Do you hear a, someone go, is that all?
Do you get that?
I don't know what I was having to tell a woman.
It's not all until I say it's all just let me finish my order.
I haven't had to do that.
I haven't had to do that.
Oh, no, it's not.
How many bags of plastic utensils do they give you for your solo meals?
Yo, dude, that's actually crazy.
I have a drawer full of plastic utensils and rental bags from extras.
He sometimes has to reload kind of like drummers with their sticks and shit.
When he's
the spoon knife next to him, bro, the spoons and knives breaking shit, you know.
No, no, you just want it more.
You just, you know, you just want it, man.
I mean, you died.
I'm a grinder.
You died deep.
I'm a grinder.
You're a grinder.
Yeah, you're a grinder.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Oh, yeah, I thought everybody's got their money to get in there get out, right? Yeah, 700,000 rubles and 500 euro
Okay, that should be enough. Oh
Oh, I've got to my hutch
There you go bars. Love him hitting now ready. Wow
Wow, are you
37 37 pitch level
All right. Oh, I'm loving so okay
All right, at least uh both of you this advice both of you. I want to give permission for my wife to play video games
Okay, all right
How about you shove yourself in my fucking mouth how about that?
Can you guys stop talking you're interrupting my me and my tequito time can we do that?
I'm dead serious when I say this bro pull the plate up and put it on the cam. I want to see how many tequitos are on this thing, bro
Well, I'm gonna be honest not a lot not as many as there should be oh
She's got you up. She's got you on a fucking diet. She's trying to tell you something. Yeah, she gypped me. Don't worry
I'll take it out on her later
She's trying to
She's got you
She's got you want to die in a hunch. Yeah
Yeah, she's got your wife has my diet.
I mean, bro, she gave him like six to Keto's.
She's gone.
She's gone here.
She's going to hear it.
She looks like they don't have to buy their fifth mattress
this year, because all the strings are worn out.
Ah, that's right.
You're laughing.
I didn't just recently break a mattress.
That'll happen, though.
I came at it at an angle.
and I hit it with some velocity and the legs,
don't matter.
Lock it!
Oh, that's mom.
Who's running?
Hunter, are you running?
Uh-huh.
Are you running?
Uh-huh.
right out. Hey, didn't we play
this map? We got we're not I
think it yet. Oh, okay. This
is your line, bud. You know
where that fat one is? Here
you go. I'm already running.
I'm already running. Come on.
Come on. Bobby. Bobby.
Get off the Takedos. He's
also one. Potato. Potato.
I'm I'm the second skinniest in this
Yes, I fucking
Yeah, you just said I'm number
Number one and two jackass number one skinniest and number two skittiest
You two are gonna piss me off
Oh, I'm yawning. I'm yawning. Yeah, I don't know how people because that's a real thing
That's a real fetish guys pissing
It just really makes sense because I feel like if you get a boner from pissing
Would you be able to not piss someone because you can't piss when you got a boner?
I don't know if it's damn pissing. I think it might be the receiving of piss. Yeah
I think it's like someone pisses on you which I wouldn't be the very first person in the world was like
Yeah, you know, like that's what I want.
That's just piss, yeah, that's great.
Piss on me, piss on me right here.
Piss.
Piss on me.
Piss.
I guess that's kind of like that two girls one cup thing, man.
Which, by the way, the fact that everyone knows what that is
is kind of insane if you think about it.
Yeah, that was like, that shit was like ingrained in your brain
if you were on the internet in the 2000s.
Kind of insane.
Yeah, there was no avoiding that.
I never saw two girls one cup.
It's just don't yeah, I got tricked into going to Meatspin
Going into going on to a Beastiality side. I've been tricked into doing a lot of stuff
But I haven't tricked into watching two girls one job
Well, I remember it was middle school lunchtime in my but I'm not gonna say his name because go to this website
And I type it in I had no idea that people did that to animals and I learned that day
I learned that day
Jump on a normal computer, school computer.
I'm dead.
Oh, shit!
Good run.
Wait, where?
I think he's above you, P.
He's above Pnut.
He just fucking had a flashlight and shot me in the head.
Bobby's dead.
Nice.
All right.
Good first rain, guys.
Excellent.
Oh.
There might be more, there might be more hunch.
I'm on the water, uh, below the bridge.
There's a buck.
Yeah.
Oh.
Is that at you?
No, I'm not here. I'm under. I see you. I see you. I see 10 dead body. Where are you
relative to that? I'm right on it. I'm gonna touch you. I'm gonna touch you. Both of the
people are dead right here. Tim and the guy killed him. I hear someone walking. Scavs,
I think. Yeah, just got. You got that one. Yeah, you're good. You're good.
Just watching above you.
We should be able. I don't worry if I got yourself. I got your buddy.
All right. All right. At least we didn't spend all the money first.
That's true. That's very true. Look at the positives, Timmy.
Look at the positives.
Now you know why I ran so fast out of spawn.
I just I can't really keep up
because you guys got more stamina than me
because you're higher level than me.
Yeah. So I'm just trailing behind, you know.
I thought you were wondering, bro, food and quantity of bags
got more stamina than you can.
I just don't know, bro.
Just kind of, I guess, unfortunately, had to happen that way.
To that. Yeah.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
So is that guy fucking bullshit or is that like a normal route to just sprint to the shoreline and just check if someone's running down
I'm right behind you very normal because there's not only a quest over here Tim, but again icebreaker
You've seen icebreaker like I know the only thing I know about icebreakers is there the little mouth mints
Yeah, that's what we're going. It's a giant mouth man. Yeah on a ship
Where are you at me? I'm laying down on the left side over here. See me. Yeah, I see
Jump on my own. I'm a truckie. Don't want to throw me something. You take my gun and
These two things I should wait on that. We'll help you run either. What about that? Can you take that?
Now take the contact use of the helmet back. If we can evenly distribute this weight, we might be able to carry it out. I'm good
What about that backpack though?
No, no backpack.
I'm barely...
Oh good, oh good, oh good.
I'm barely wearing that though.
What about all your money Tim?
I was in my ass.
I should be good.
Yeah, you're all good.
And even if it wasn't,
a theory Pino could have gotten it back.
No, because you can't drop a certain amount of money
over the threshold, which I believe
would just damage.
It would disappear.
Well, good thing it was in my ass.
Yes, yes, good thing it was in your ass.
It's nice.
That's nice.
Hey, Tim, you're dead every time I look over. What's happening?
Maybe it's fucking you, JL4W. Get the fuck out of my stream.
Yeah, and JL4W is fucked. I was just saying that.
I was just saying that.
Maybe if you were here, I'd be fucking alive.
Exactly! It's kids' fault! It's kids' fault!
Is every time you're in my chat, I'm fucking dead!
You see, I'm fast enough to turn that on you!
Kill him!
And him!
The Takedo's are fucking fantastic!
That's gross he even does!
Yo, POV, you're a Takedo, waiting for a hush.
Oh god, just don't fucking do that.
Like sausage party? Like sausage party?
That little comedy movie thing?
Yeah.
I remember that movie.
I don't know if I watched it in full, but I remember a trailer for it where sausage was getting cut and I was like, oh my god
Really wasn't a great movie
Touch versus Tim eating I went
That is true. He can eat way more than me because he's fatter than me.
No, no. Because him's like a cow. He grazes.
He grazes? Mm-hmm. Does that mean you just walk around in a field?
No, it means you eat constantly. Oh.
You just walk around, you just eat all day long.
me I eat and my meals very large yeah I like starving myself all day and then
eating a gigantic meal it feels amazing I don't snack much the only time I snack
is like if I'm bored like I'll know yeah boy yeah boy to watch that video I'll
purposely like not eat just though I eat I think that's called intermittent
fasting peanut you're just kind of in one meal a day oh mad they call I eat
about one to two meals a day. I'd never eat three.
Well, no, I'd eat three sometimes for Jesus Christ.
Easily. Okay, okay, we got to get this guy a fidget spinner
if he's only eat when he's bored. Sounds like it's gonna be a
problem. Fidget spinner, maybe the cost for the New York
Times, something comes out of the keep this guy active
something to keep this guy.
I don't fuck with a fidget spinner keep me active you dumbass.
I...
Just, just, you gotta try anything.
You gotta try anything.
Just anything. They just help the fingers move at the bearing that'll just help the fingers move.
I had to be for a second I'm sorry I just want to circle back to an eating conversation we were having.
I just want to say the one thing that like if I sit down and it's in front of me,
Like brother when I tell you I will devour it until there is no and it is corn chips salsa
Guacamole and queso when I get to a Mexican restaurant
I asked them for an extra basket of chips before I even start on my first basket. Yeah, yeah
I'm just like I need
Roadhouse I say when they put that first bag of rolls down or that first thing of rolls
I say you better bring me another one you better be
I'll throw an extra five I'll tell you when to stop. I'll tell you when to stop
Yeah, it's uh, it's yeah, you're not lose my my girlfriend doesn't really eat queso
She's she thinks straight cheese is like weird. She a communist. Um, she might be a communist
She might be a communist. Yeah, so but when I go to run, okay, I don't get I don't get the small
I don't get the small queso. I get the family queso. I get the family queso
I say I say you got that so I want a hot I want a hot
Bring me that immediately and then you know what I'll even order another appetizer
Oh, I might not even eat that one, but I'll be honest
I run out whenever I go to this Mexican restaurant
They usually always bring me like because they have those little tiny salsas and I sit down and they brought me a
Faggot chips and a tiny salsa between me and my wife
I looked at the woman who brought it and she said don't worry. I'll bring a new second one
Fantastic wait you're getting more to keep us. No, no, whatever
Whenever we go to like a Mexican restaurant and they bring only one thing of salsa. I just look at them. They're like, don't worry
I'm bringing you a second one. I
Just there's something about those warm chips, bro. Oh my god, man. Also peanut. I took that whole gear set get robbed bitch
Uh, that's my loot, isn't it? I've got your loot and he has your loot too
So what do I need to bring back in what's really anything to be honest? I think you said I'm not bringing
Wait, what is his be this is the log?
His was the odd. Yeah
I'm gonna CPC is contact to his breakfast. You have his helmet and I don't know that's it all again helmet
Okay, that doesn't really make a lot of sense because there's something in that backpack, too. I
I have an armor
Fuck you easy plates
Easy
I'm ready when you guys are I suppose
You could use about being shot in the head dead is I have full water and food now. Oh, that's great to hear
That's a plus
But how funny boys up at a big time we're really going ice-breaking
again. Wow this I don't like this part wait hold hold hold hold this part I
don't like this part they start yelling at me miles I get all nervous and start
itching. Hey right here right here best part in the song
and I'm so excited to be here.
Great song. Y'all died to see I think I already thank you bro, but thank you again for the 20. I love you man. Tim Tim. Thank you for the chair one and Goku. Thank you for the
If I miss any subs today and you subbed and you're like this guy hates me. I don't hate you and I love you and I'm sorry I missed him
Also, I should not have brought a suppressor this was fucking stupid decision
Wait to go highway
I'm here.
Yeah, please have all my things, guys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Got a terrible spawn.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
Uh...
Hmm...
It's fire though?
That's the bags!
Lee!
Perhaps...
Perhaps...
Perhaps...
I'm sort of finding bags at...
Oh shit, I don't have feeling...
We'll get back!
We'll get you a healing and icebreaker, Tim.
Okay.
If you need it...
Which way do you wanna drop your stem?
Right in front of you.
I'm just not going.
You ran!
Directly in front of you.
You see me?
I see you, I see you.
I'm coming, coming.
I hope Lee's just so far behind he dies first time I saw him.
That'd be perfect, that'd be perfect.
I feel like you should be able to run fast with a knife from this game like Counter Strike.
Stop.
That would make a lot of sense.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Alright, you ready for this reference chat?
Anyone get this ready?
No mention!
Uh, Ninja?
In front of us.
I could dance all day.
Okay, try it me try it me come on. Nothing. I'm fucking old. Oh my god
You know
I look at that I'm fucking on I look at that. I look at that. There's a battle going on right
You know, can you not interrupt our guessing game with crucial information ever again?
Oh man shut up on spine for sure
Oh I see my suit he's right here in front of us
Oh man shot hit him
Right behind the track he's just about to shoot me he's about to kill me
This guy's got 100%
This guy's got 100% he's right behind the track inside the blue fences
I see one
Oh what the hell is happening
I got one
Another one moving to the left
Is that the tree for the right?
I'm shooting from the right.
I'm lagging.
Hello?
Left side blue fence, P.
Left side blue fence.
I killed the one right side.
I'm bad.
Where are you at?
Where are you at?
I'm far right.
I'm far right.
How much were you at?
I'm laying down.
He's left side blue fence somewhere.
My legs are broken.
I can't move.
I'll be there if you don't move.
I don't know if you're holding.
Are you holding?
Kind of, I mean not really, but kind of.
Alrighty, I'm just going to roll.
I don't know how far down he is.
He's like behind this building.
Behind that building.
That's my friend right there.
Pop a stamp
Guys is he behind the building in the red fence here? Yeah, and the boom
Yeah, oh yeah, you know the lock houses of the cottages he's behind he's behind the lock house. I'm gonna open that guy
Behind you, I see the back I see the back I the right side of locked
Oh, oh, are you sure he's hurt?
The other one I see the other one I see the other one other one's trying to get an angle on you. I'm running
You see back see back. No, we don't want you guys to see back. I'm still holding this other guy. He's still out here
Now you got it you got a few to the heart
DO YOU HEAR ME?
I don't even think you talked to the game.
Oh, shit.
I see the other one.
Bobbie's gonna fight with him.
He's got...
I don't pay to help.
I hear my hip. He's going around.
I've died at this house before.
I see the other one. I'm fighting him.
Kinda need help a little bit.
He just got shot in his ass, I think.
I'm going to him. Where?
On this day
Round the other side of that blue fence
He's in hell all inside this blue fence to be careful
Oh, I'm in there here. All right, he ran back then
On my left.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
There's more people, there's more people further out.
Wait, he's not dead?
Oh my god, I fucking killed him!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
I gotta fix my damn leg.
I'll fix my leg.
Everything's broken, bro. My entire body's broken.
I don't have anything, I don't have a body, my body's decaying, oh my god.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Yeah, I'm gonna get myself situated, just so he can see what's going on, I can defeat you guys.
Yeah, sounds good, is the people in college just dead?
dead. Where are you Tim? I'm looking for you. I'm laying next to a teal object. I hear you.
I hear you. There's someone else with an M4 on spawn. Pop this stem. Pop that stem. Pop that stem on the ground.
I'm just using my Grizzly until it's gone bro. Just use this stem. Use this stem. Trust trust trust trust.
How do you stop it? I can't stand underneath you. Use that
Okay, you get them it will heal everything I used it now right in front of us be one mother team
It's just gonna heal you do surgeries
Do a team?
Just do surgery. Okay, right arm. Let's fix that first guys
Should have fixed my leg I'm being told
Oh
Is there a player
All right, listen to you we got a team full of m4s on the hill behind us on their spine
What the fuck is going on right now, bro? I am in hell.
Tim's allergic to the ETG. There's no way.
I'm allergic to what?
The stiff I gave you, the best stiff in the game.
You're allergic to it.
Oh, good.
Are you serious?
ETG, the ETG?
The ETG is allergic to it.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
So brutal.
That's so brutal.
You just at least give them the healing effects
or does it cancel out the healing effect?
Are you really I don't know
Oh just saying no, he's not I got one guy. Okay. I'm 297 of 336. I'm there. I'm hungry. I have no food
Give me food hutch now, okay
What's my fucking day it will fill you up, man
Like a fucking cat
You know, okay, I'm at 50 food and 75 water. I think I'm okay
Okay, I think so. You're alive! You're alive!
Okay, this is good. Before you go anywhere, there is a team on the spine rock behind us where we're standing right now
Wait, I'm not ready. I'm gonna pack all my mags. Holy fuck, I'm in hell right now, bro. Oh my god.
You're fine, bro. You're fine.
You'll be fine, bro. You'll be fine.
I'm stressed out.
Dude, that guy, I thought I killed him
and then he shot me again and then I was unbelievable.
Gotta start bringing down a fucking double tapping.
Oh, bro, the guy I fried was a risky guy.
Oh, he's a baby.
Far fucking, bro.
Far fucking.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, shit.
Oh my goodness.
Revealed only by Taekwondo or a day.
The tiki-dos were fantastic.
Wait, that was two people in the bush?
No fucking way. That was one guy.
Right?
You got two guys?
If I got two guys in that bush, that's unbelievable.
Wait, if you got two guys, you might be the go.
Hold on.
Back of the moving, back of the moving.
Yeah, yeah, I think this is a reset fee.
Big woman and joyer.
Can I loot my guy?
He's over here.
very sauce brown very sauce just so you know very sauce where are these guys on
the hills no idea the big fight was behind that hill it was a while ago
save reset I'm looting okay you go to I try and watch over you think I came all
the way over here did not fucking do not know of course not do not come lay
Hey, don't do not come
Wait, I'm back up and moving. I'm ready to defend I get I'm searching
This guy broke chat this gun looks like ass
We got you I see a minute bush
You came from no, wait, you know what? That was on the hill. I see that's all the boys move it wait actually
Yeah, you got the hill.
Are you sure?
I'm gonna do a right-flake, I'm gonna do some anal gin, I'm gonna go back.
Right?
Do it.
Tim, do not move, or move very fast.
One or the other.
I'm going in, I'm going in!
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running!
I'm back.
This is a war zone out here, what the hell is going on?
I don't know, this is insane, this is insane.
They know where we are.
I'm gonna do a right-flake on him.
Just keep his attention, keep his attention, don't let him see me.
Okay, okay
It's not all right
We need to relocate them grab your bag you ready
We can't I didn't lose the guy. He's seven. He's seven. Yeah, you can't tell you guys why you hit this guy
You gotta go help me
Follow drop your bag there
We'll come back for it
I'm on my way where you had exactly I'm I'm toward the shore laying down
three W comes you top of the rock we I mean whether I saw someone at the top
of the rock yeah yeah it makes sense I need to regain stamina 10
Careful
They got one guy I got one guy
Where's he is he fucking Simba?
Is he another day B.M.C. This is a war zone. This is a war zone. Yeah, dead bodies everywhere. Yep
Oh my God.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Oh, man.
Push you up along the road.
Okay.
I'm wearing a black helmet, a skull face mask, and a black rig.
Got it.
I got Hawaiian shirt.
Jim won't be far behind me, okay?
I'm behind Hawaiian shirt.
He looks like mustard.
You don't have to tell you what he looks like.
tell you what he looks like he's a homeless person at any given moment okay
this homeless person has two fucking kills
pushing through the rock that hangs over the gas station could show me on
That's fine rock, I don't know.
All right.
Where's P?
All right.
I'm on the rock that hangs over at that station.
Looking back towards mine rock.
Got it, we're gonna have to stay in what you...
You might as well be speaking, he moved to me wrong.
Just follow me up.
Just shoot whoever I shoot, come.
Shoot whoever I shoot.
Okay.
Oh, see, itty-wooby.
I have a view that this guy
might have fucked up towards Pierre.
Yeah, I disagree with that when I peek over the rock
Thank you so here
We the hell did this guy go?
Ratten somewhere bro. 100% batter. He could have far rotated
try and see us inside the bus stop so we might be like near
there's a dead body there's a dead body right here.
Yeah, there's a lot of dead bodies.
Inside the bus stop.
Inside the bus stop.
Inside the bus stop.
Inside the bus stop.
I see you. You just ran and jumped right?
I'm going to go to the top of this rock here. You see me?
I can't really look over there. I saw you jump though.
I don't know if I jump.
Did you fucking jump or not?
I don't know. I remember. I remember.
But my job this time is to see me clearly.
Yeah, you're near gas station, right?
Yeah, practically.
Now you can say I'm the easiest condoodle in the skedaddle.
Maybe.
I don't think he's here no more.
Well, really, I didn't jump. I did not jump.
And there's a guy right next to you and you would have heard him if that wasn't you if you're over there
It's very satisfying in my ear
Mother satisfy myself and you're here
I didn't loot one of my kills. There's a body back there. Yeah, we gotta go back. We gotta go back. I gotta drop mine as well.
Fuck Tam. What do you mean, fuck Tam? I dropped my bag as well.
You'll have to drop it anyway for ice-baking loot. I can't carry things with a backpack.
I need to go get my big bag.
I'm telling you, anything you pick up now, you will drop right in front of Luke, because he's way better.
I dropped.
I promise you.
Oh, I dropped my tracer, bro.
What if we just in and out here?
Yeah.
Pete, there's no rush.
Come back.
Motherfucker, come back.
What?
There's no rush.
We're gonna grab our bags and let Tim Luke fit some other fucker, grab his bag, and then we go.
Fine, at least come to Pete, because Pete is open.
come to us so then we go to pier so we can get a fight you jackass
i'm going to pier right now don't do it you can't make me all right if you die or if i die
or if him dies it is your fault know that true your fault
chat where did i fucking shoot that guy in the head
he's like this way right
All right, my backpack, you have a small backpack 10 I do yeah come and take this come take
this trip where this let me grab what's inside like this I can hear about the peer
all righty grab that I'm glad to drop this shit
Oh, fuck.
Mother's stairs to the Pea House.
And I'm staring down the barrel of a 45.
I wanna look...
with the whole big iron on his hip.
Something like that.
Chats.
It wasn't...
It wasn't this guy. What's the angle I had?
If that one guy was poor to him, I'd say fuck the other guy.
I'm with P on that one
Someone looted him
It was this so no that's who I killed I think
Yeah, I killed that guy I looted him. Hey, you don't say you're dead. Okay. Have a bite. You're dead
Okay, I thought you were gonna say you were dead. Hey, I was about to be
I thought you were dead
No, I said who walked into the pier house not us who's on first. Oh god
I can't wait till they replace that man, I don't think that was the guy, Chad.
Come on, Tim.
No, I need to look at something.
Oh my gosh.
You know, we'll be there anywhere from five minutes to three hours, okay?
We'll be there soon.
I'm already here, Jack!
I'm telling you, me and Tim will be there.
And now, Tim is mocking me.
I'm gonna fight him.
Where do I go, bro?
To hell.
Go to hell.
Where's the rock that we left?
I'm on a highway to hell.
I'm on a highway to hell.
I'm on a highway to hell.
Ewww.
Get out of here.
Hey.
Hey.
I don't have any stamina, stay with your team, do my team is literally two oversized bowling balls
I cannot stand up
Do you want it or you want me to take it?
Do you want it or you want me to take it?
Take what? No, you can take it
Hey peanut, when you can stand up and walk, then talk to me, you legless bitch, okay?
I can stand up
Yeah, right?
Myself against bullies like you
Why am I so fucking fatigued am I dead hey, I'm hungry I need food
I have no food we found some on icebreaker. Let's go fatty. I can't get your yard when I break it
I'm seeing I'm seeing the end
I saw your video by the way. I fucked you for using the trumpets getting louder thing
I don't even know what you're talking about. I don't have a stem. Tim. Let's go. We are gonna get to have
Wait, what did I put?
You posted a tick dot. This is the trumpets are getting louder. Okay for the record. There's no way
I'm gonna hide this quickly because I'm a little hungry shagged about that to be honest
It's one to one Tim. Let's be real with ourselves
five minutes of food
You lose your mind
I have water. He needs food. I thought he said I need food
Now I'm spam here guys, I got food over here guys
Left and right click at the same time. Yep. Oh that food over here for you. Oh
Oh
Shit you have a lot of food. Wait, oh, I got food here for you big boy
I said I had no food coming in here and you guys did not give me the food that I required that I require
How about you roll over here and just
Not in this place!
You still wouldn't be telling me I'll come down here fat ass.
I mean I have lots of food for everyone, I'm not even joking.
We're on our way.
I thought this game was realistic, because I'm pretty sure you can live without food, but you can't live without water.
Yeah, it's the opposite of this game, it's amazing.
It's because Russians, yeah, it's because they're Russian, it's different.
There you go Tim, I just found you this, come here.
If that's the case, they'd have to be living off vodka and vodka.
Yeah, exactly. Our point exactly.
Hey, God, you found this, bro. Oh my God, I got some beans in my dick.
Beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes, lamb, chicken, you name it!
Alright, I'm coming, and then I'm gonna be on the way.
Noooo!
Split-stream?
Here we come!
Yes!
Oh, this is where I died!
I would have loved if a bullet came through my ass.
Yeah!
The extreme piss.
Is the boss coming in?
Uh, hey guys, I'm in here, don't shoot.
Excuse me.
Hello. We're going to icebreaker. We're going to be leaving.
Icebreaker?
Thank God, he fought for this shit.
Woo!
Yeah, you gotta drop a thousand for him. Oh, no that is to get back. Oh, yeah, we're ready
We're good to go
Yeah
Bro, I should have put the level five plate fuck
In the gun
Money in the no, no, no, no, don't do that. No do that. You're good. What do you react? Hit escape?
Hey, hey, just kidding, you're good.
All right.
There you go, Vige.
I'm transitioning.
Hey, congratulations.
Ha, ha, ha.
Wow, you're doing great.
I'm gonna go pee before we start.
All right.
All right.
I transition.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
I
Give me a good read I can tell this is gonna be a good read I can't tell
Mr. Tim stick with me this hot guy don't don't don't you'll die you'll die. Okay, okay?
All right, I will
You know what I'm gonna give you a little bit of food. I'm gonna let you I'm gonna put out on my hand
I'm gonna let you have a headache first.
Hell yeah, Ron, you're that shit.
But again, Peter's gonna have hands up.
Now let's ride.
Ooh.
That is the hardest things in Tarkov
that he's bringing me to do right now.
Yes, it's literally one of the hardest clears, yeah.
It's not the hardest.
We basically went from me trying this game
Now I'm going to the hardest thing that Tarkov can offer out of game where I can barely fucking loot just so I'm clear
Yes, this is what your assistant coach thought would be a good idea
Also, you're not gonna be doing literally anything you're gonna be sitting in the back as we clear all the people
Okay
I'm excited
So if anything this is good for you because you get rich while me and peanut killer there
It's just gonna be boring
Honestly, the water too, I mean, water's a good ego.
Why am I hurt already?
That's because your limbs, your CMS, didn't come back as full health, but since you transitioned, they're now full health, and you can heal them up to bone.
Wait, do you think the water is locked here now?
There's water down below the deck. I might give you mine, although I might need mine, but we can get water for both of us as soon as we kill the first 10 guys.
Okay.
me see by two waters let me see by two waters give me a say hmm I don't know
here you go here you go you can use that you use that we'll both get to our
water later okay oh so just take this just for me and the hutch die you're
gonna need it take what if we're both dead right dad grab it for you grab it
you dead night dead night dead oh thank god oh you go take this and put it
I put it in your special size. Just in case you get a touch die.
What is this for?
Just to get out of here.
I'll give you a thousand, I'm going to give you a thousand, you know, as well, just in case you get a touch die as well.
I just dropped it.
You just dropped a gun.
I need you to take this hold a few of me to stop.
Come on, Chopper, I'll get a shot. I'll get a shot.
There you go.
Oh, my money's gone down.
Yeah, you don't need it anymore. Take this.
go you didn't drop anything fat ass no I killed that I told you take credit
for I literally just got him just let it just let me work right now I take credit
are you oh hold on across in my ass come on you're right don't you yeah
They're coming up here, Tim. Careful.
I'm just gonna nade it.
Tim, on this map, Knight can come back alive as a zombie.
Go ahead and shoot one more time, make sure he doesn't...
It was not...
He's the one that's dead in the doorway.
I shot him back.
I don't know if you'd say Knight...
Knight's dead. I'm gonna go back.
I'm gonna loot this guy.
That works
Cheshire take this guy
He says I'm all the bad wait Pete. Where are you at? I'm in the like the medical room to the right Tim be careful
I'm gonna lose no no no no leave. I'm not ready
Hey, what do you guys want to do with me? Nope?
Yeah
Yeah, you can shoot anybody right now
Someone just said take a plate out of his ring
yeah you can yeah I'm gonna be on the other side don't you be don't you be
yeah yes oh that's all right this is yours now babe I'm moving I got it should
I use the gun that I just picked up off night or my hog what the fuck do you
want Rob never been in here apparently this guy's night you brought
the hardest thing fucking possible. I'm 20 hours on this game.
Oh, there's a tradition in Tarkov. Your 21st hour, it's completely silent.
I hear them underneath inside of the mechanic room.
Yep, I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm going to clear out the rest of this. Don't
come downstairs yet, okay? Yeah, I'm guessing you looted everything. If anyone comes up the
stairs, do I shoot them? Yes, if anybody comes upstairs and shoot them, unless I say it's
me. He's talking about this.
Doing great, P.
HBIs. Holy shit, there's three of us sitting there, what the hell?
I
Sketchy
Also be fuck you for looting everything
Guys who's coming is someone here? I'm at the staircase Tim you are good. You don't worry about nothing
Hey, where you at?
Down below in the kitchen or should be with the kitchen where you belong today
Okay, I'm gonna I'm down here with you. I'm down here with you. It's my life
Okay, these guys are getting a little frisky today
I'm not a little frisky today. I
See you. It's your leg right you want to give me shot. There's two. There's two more guys in the coming
They're coming
Don't swing
Okay, we're swing
How did that hit you?
No, it didn't. I'm dying of hunger.
He's right there the hallway. Can you hold it while I heal up?
Yeah.
You gotta get a little frisky.
You some food?
Yeah.
That's your...
You take...
You only have much for you. You can take this if you like my food.
One person?
Oh, Ted.
Is it nice?
Nice. Good job.
Mm.
Oh, it worked.
Moving in. I'm moving in.
Yep, do it.
Fees just open. Maybe you want to try it with me?
Okay. Do your thing.
I don't want to close you in. I need to heal.
I'll clear the freezer and put that away.
Well all these doors are just open.
Who's upstairs?
Don't kill me.
Don't kill me.
It's me.
It's me.
You are a hundred percent good.
You're a hundred percent good.
Stay up here.
I'm going to go to the left of the desk.
Is that something to take ammo from all these mags?
Not for these guys.
No, no, no.
You're good.
Listen, Chad's going to tell you a hundred things.
Remember rule number two.
Fuck Chad.
No, listen, Chad.
Fucking ugly there it is
He's I can start up his head. All right, okay, all right very cool very cool
be cool
Be cool. All right. Give food in the kitchen
And drink
Finally dance. Okay. All right, everybody's dead everybody's dead. We're on
Do we have to see for do we need to rush or no?
uh...
chance to tell me if you forgot uh... the c four
i don't know that was a nice and save anybody you see right now is your best
problem don't you might be a best palpita
i think you're gonna be
would you say
we had a look do we have to see for no
yes you
Okay, we do I got it a little faster here
Do we want to take Tim into the next area or just have him sit us out of it
Yeah
Like I'm not very good. I killed thousands of these guys got a lot of hours and I've killed him in this game
I'm not bad. I'm him if you go to this next part and do it yourself. I will actually I will give you
I'll give you a hundred gifted subs. I'll give you two hundred. I'll give you a thousand as well
You can get two thousand gifted subs if you finish it, but that should tell you please do don't say yes
I'm considering
Possible for some of the satchel
It's impossible, impossible, impossible, you gotta understand this, you make a great mistake, you make a great mistake, great mistake, great mistake.
Fine, I won't do it.
Oh, thank goodness.
Thank you, Mr. Tim.
Thank you, Tim.
Oh my God, it's Tim.
So do I basically just walk around here and I'm just gonna trail you guys in the loot? Is that what I'm doing here?
Literally that.
Essentially, you gotta get the lay of the land while the big boys handle the fat boys.
Where's the red?
I walked through it all I didn't I thought you already looted it all so I kind of skipped a lot. Oh
Wait, I'll go back and grab all the really expensive stuff and shout out the market for profit
Where's the kitchen I mean food the kitchen is downstairs
Yeah, right back this way boss come down here come down here right that way the ticket right
Hold it! Get away from me! I'm saying it's my son!
My son!
At least didn't lose that room, I promise.
Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh, a kitchen!
I can't do it.
Y'all can mention this, it wasn't my team, boy.
We kinda need to move here, to be honest with you.
Yeah, we do gotta, we gotta, we gotta get screwed out.
Moving if anything we have Tim just kind of walk around and loot this area while we go to the next part
Did you do you loot all the food out of here?
Any food I think I have water have another sausage that's you out of ours. I got a sausage
You want a sausage? I have a nice dog. I have the max energy still
then why the fuck are you looking for food because that's all I have that I'm
just gonna tell you everything I mean back to you just really do buy yeah
it's surprise you don't know that hush with five thousand hours max energy
doesn't do much what are we talking about the drink Max energy not Max oh
I thought he said he had some max energy yeah fuck you then I'll just
confuse max energy to drink another thing you don't know huh I see you
Really bad. Oh my god. I got food. Oh, thank god. I had to my bubble run the ones who'll run the ones Tim
I don't know what that means Rob. But I'll shoot you in the fucking head
Drop the tack. What does this thing you want me to drop this whole thing? I feel like this is good. No
Tim is just taking crap. Yeah
To be expected
I won't be honest that blue area was fucking terrible.
I thought this place was good it kind of seems like ass.
It's the next area it's really the people we're about to start killing right after this.
We're gonna kill a group of people they're gonna have a bunch of like nods and good ammo
and then we're gonna kill another group of people we're also gonna be juiced.
Do you need me to come down here and do this, this touchy dog?
Yeah, we do.
There's food down here, Tim. I got food for you.
I'm getting worried that I missed something important, but I don't believe them.
I don't believe them at all.
There's, there's nothing on the floor!
I, I want it.
Where are you down there with the food? I'm coming.
Oh, I got it. It was a Tetris gift box.
Are you down here, Hutch?
They're gonna be so listen hot just listen listen listen how do you need a loop and they're gonna be so pissed at me if I don't have that touches
Yeah, fuck you to get that like 10 minutes
Give me some I'll give you a bullback. I'll give you a boy. Fuck you. Fuck you. Yeah, I'll give you a bullback
I alright, I gotta be pissed. They're gonna be patient. He thinks he's pissed me. They're gonna be
I'm hot hot
Right now. I will keep right now. You give me that book back. Oh, yeah
Don't kill me. Don't kill me. You won't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it
No, you have to get the Tetris. I'll give you the bull bitch
All right, what do you want for the Tetris because they're gonna be facing me if I don't have that
They're gonna tell me they did it for a long time
You're fine
There you go, there you go
No, you don't get the Tetris. Stop whining and give me food, please
We have food, Tim. I'm gonna fuck you
You said you had food
I have food. I'm gonna get to
Tim, where are you?
Should I take this to Uzi and say something?
Alright, come on, no, leave the Uzi, follow me, come on.
Alright.
Guys, we're not going to have enough time to do the boss, we're just taking a round like that.
I've been saying, I've been saying, I've been saying that.
We have to wait for the next part in six minutes if we want to have any change to do the boss.
Yo, come on, hold space.
Hold up space, hold up space.
Don't get to watch this, Tim.
Tim's watching us.
Okay, I won't watch this.
All right, here you go, Tim, put it on the ground, there you go, fatty.
Thank you.
All right, I'm good.
All right, you just said we have six minutes, and that's what you're doing?
Really? Really?
Really?
Oh, you don't mind.
Dammit!
I didn't miss.
You missed, you missed.
I did miss, I haven't.
worth more so fuck you have the force but the force but mine is worth more per
square you got no bitches per square how about that you are running comes
the ground I'm gonna steal that tensions off of you make sure you don't open up
any doors okay just stay back there no I'm not ready this is what I'm gonna
I'm gonna get the last the back to right was you get the back left oh
Yeah, this would be eight of them. That's a left-hand peek you're putting on how about I go over here
Oh shit, okay, yeah, I can kill any of them thinking about what not good guys doing not good to suck at the second
one, two, three, four.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
Left side.
I'm here.
I'm here.
That one, that one.
Watch out, we'll kill him.
Left side.
Hit me left.
That's what correct that's what I killed three so far
That guy's lit left side
We got food through we got four more footwork, let's hop left
Kill another did you find out my dad possible fracture
I
Still one more
My be tough
I'll be!
I'll be right back. See you guys.
Yes, we got it.
Excuse me, excuse me.
I have these foods.
I have these foods.
Come on.
I need you to watch the side.
Yeah, sorry, go first.
Yeah, I know the last two hours.
Got this.
One down. We'll go for the last one.
Good. Good. Good.
Oh, damn it. I dropped my CC round. Oh, my goodness. Is it clear? Can I come up?
Yeah, you're good. Come on.
We've got a gas match, Mike. We've got a gas match.
Yeah, I'm looking.
I feel like I'm playing a horror game.
Oh!
Refresh your plates as well.
You did great out there, Mr. Tim.
You did great out there. You were so brave.
I don't know. Thank you, thank you.
Happy to help, happy to help. I don't know where the fuck I am, bro.
You were so brave.
You were so brave, Mr. Tim.
You were so brave. Let me die.
Wow.
I said don't open any doors.
Oh, you're good. You're good. You're good. You're good.
I'm gonna crack that ass wide open
wide open like a walnut later this evening oh my goodness oh you were so brave
all the dead people have a good ammo for your guns and good loot loot
everything so I go and I know I'm gonna be real bro I didn't see any asks do you
see any extra masks I know I only actually any extra maximum I got a match
right I had you do match yeah I have a I got a respirator so I have a mask just
not a good one
I'm gonna put one as well I'm gonna put one as well okay then yeah we'll just
have two months
your eyes get all blurry for the two guys
yeah it's more tired than that
it's done packing
yeah I got unpacked
what we want here, Seth
what I'm good to go
excuse me
I can't move up.
I gotta get my CDJ ammo.
You can take full kits as well, Tim.
All these guns still have all these attachments and grips,
so you should be grabbing all this shit.
I'll get your poor dog, Lee. You need all this stuff.
Take your gun, Sue.
Did you open up secret rooms?
Yes.
Oh, I have another gas mask for you up here.
Pete, did you open up secret rooms or not?
No, I've not opened up a secret room yet.
No
I'm eating my only thingy. Oh, it's like you
And I should drink my energy right on 25 of a hundred
Yeah
I'm on the way boys. I'm gonna kill the guys with the anti-fatty right back.
Bump a penis on the case.
I'll be over there in a second. Just found the graphics card.
I'm coming.
Okay.
Alright.
Don't say you're dead.
okay all right okay I can't see anything at all wonderful I cannot see
anything at all just reset reset no goggles no goggles no goggles I don't
Oh
You guys you guys clean out and then I'll go get it
Take that armor
I'm gonna dump the art, okay
You should take the skull.
I'm DRD.
We're gonna take care of these guys for you.
No, we're not killing P.
Not on this map. Not on this map.
It's an 800p investment.
Oh, you bitch!
Oh, you see right here.
Why is Tim muted up is he locking in while looting yes, there's literally no enemies
back there that could possibly kill him
is he locked in buddy is locked in
I mean a front player actually no I don't
alrighty
yeah I think this this might be a bad
map to take old Timmy to be
I didn't really get to do much.
Oh, he's supposed to be in the stand back! I'm going in!
I mean, he's a guy that's been on back.
I'm an A-scary to shoot, okay, Pete?
I don't know if that's a good idea.
Yeah, there was two guys. Oh, that was a good one.
Oh.
You killed two with that grenade.
Yeah.
Oh my god, never mind. That was a great idea. You're a genius.
There's only two more behind those boxes in the back.
I'm gonna go get them. See you back. See you back. See you back.
Okay.
Uh, I think we're gonna get it.
Got him!
I shot him.
Hey guys, good job!
Where are you?
Up the staircase, opposite side of where you entered, Tim?
Go up both their staircases, bud.
Just keep going up.
Wait, how many times have we got a hunch
we're making good time or no?
No, terrible time.
Terrible time.
What time is it?
We are at 24 minutes.
Oh my god, we gotta clean these guys out
the next like four minutes.
Yeah, we're, uh...
We got this, we got this, we got this.
Tell about the guys.
Listen, I'm gonna go check the other guys.
Is it time for me to help guys?
No.
never done yeah like I said to me it's this isn't really the best this does bad for you
oh this is awesome yeah
basically just a luke oven
I'm doing this kind of frisky. I'm not gonna lie to you. Let me come up here. They come.
You ready to come?
I'm down, I saw you.
I'm back.
I got you bro, I got you bro.
I got you bro, I got you bro.
Let's go bro.
You were so close.
You are so close
I don't even know about shooting the last guy. I'm pretty sure I couldn't hear
I'm pretty sure I was aiming at him clicking an empty gun
It's accepting fate
I wasn't sure that I wasn't shooting, I couldn't tell, I knew that was my only chance, over there was one more bullet in that magazine.
Damn, all these guys up here loot these guys as well, and there should be a bunch of bodies down here.
That's all of them? You actually might have time for the bunch.
We've got 22 and a half, that's all of them.
No it's not, it's all of them.
It's all of them, it's all of them.
Enemy sighted, I heard him up here I think.
Talk to him.
I heard enemy sighted.
Did you get him?
No
I'm stunned right now. It's all you. Oh my gosh, I thought it was clear. Have you got
Thought of this clear
Well, I'll see you I'm taking a team. Yeah, I almost gave my water again boys. I'm only I'm at 20
You want water at the device?
Okay, you guys do it up, you guys do it up.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna kill the monsters now, okay?
You want to do that by yourself?
No, I got it, I got it.
Okay.
Don't you worry about me, boss.
Don't you worry about me, boss.
If you fail, there's no getting your shit.
Don't you worry, I got it.
I'm sure you don't want me to come.
I got it, I got it.
I'm just gonna get my bag out of here.
Okay.
They're jumping two rigs on the helipad.
Don't you touch him Tim don't you touch him. I won't touch him. I won't touch him
Don't die. He don't die. I
Never die. I
Never die
He's put by our bed.
Listen, if he wants to do it by himself, man, we're going to let him.
I think it's stupid, personally, but if he's feeling it right now, he's feeling it, you know?
So let him do it once.
Jack, Roger, this stuff?
Is this water?
Oh, I just drank all that water.
Oh, shit.
Apparently I wasn't supposed to drink all that water.
Yo, I just drank water that I'm allergic to, apparently.
Good. Good. Die.
Good. Good.
Oh, it's going... I am dying.
Wait, I'm dying.
No, I'm actually gonna die.
You actually my food is zero my water is zero. I'm gonna fucking die
I have food come to me down below. Where are you just down below?
Go down the staircase you'll find me
See you sir
Here you go, there's water
and then food.
How am I allergic to water, bro?
Which water was it?
Was it that weird bottle?
The purple water.
Yeah, I'm allergic to that as well.
The Chinese water.
You're just a pure American.
Chinese water!
Nope.
Oh my goodness.
I should have drank second, bro.
Always drinks second.
That's a long man.
I'm 16 out of underwater, dude.
Why is for the Chinese gun?
Nice.
Here, are you looting that group of people over there?
You want me to grab them?
Uh, you go ahead and loot.
There's one more HK with all the good mags and sapiens.
On my way. Keep looting these 10.
I'm blowing the door.
Yeah, I'll come and just kind of stand next to you in case you need me.
I'm going to load you two again.
I'm not a huge fan of icebreaker, no, but he likes it, it's a challenge, I mean...
Go with it!
Start!
You see the H there?
You see the H there?
There's no idea.
Yeah, talk to him.
I got the Chinese guy.
Let's go.
Should we take this, Chad?
Like that?
Just take the attachments, guys.
You're talking about my pay grade.
There's no way, Chad.
Help me!
Hold that.
I said not fitting.
They're really far.
I
Was that how many how many how many guys in the box are there with three people I forgot right there six six six
I can't see like I usually can't bite the bug you down
I
Can't see I usually do for some reason you know
Let's go. Let's go. Oh, no, I got you bastard. I got you. Oh, I got you bastard.
I'm behind you, I'm behind you.
He's got to be in pesky these guys to be in pesky
Yeah, I'm behind I'm behind you I'm behind you
Oh
What happened?
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Hey, good job guys, we did it
Guys, I'm out of water again
Too much most mighty to see one from shins
Is this not a good enough mass the SO PR?
It's just your eyes, you all water anything.
Got it.
I'm gonna do one more smoke but I gotta see this last one for the hoodlums upstairs.
Yeah sounds good.
I'm gonna stop you guys.
Not good.
14.
No beef!
Perfect smoke, perfect smoke.
Later on when I want it.
Okay.
Perfect moment later on when I want it. Yeah, you should like taste looting
Again
Keep them coming
I think I got him. I think I got him.
Back to you. No.
Good work, P.
You guys start unpacking. You guys start unpacking.
I'm going to go kill the rest guys. This is the guy.
Sounds good. Sounds good.
You have water in your bag on the helipad?
Go ahead. Take it. It's yours. Go ahead.
I just got to navigate my way back up there to this side, bro.
You like this movie before I go?
in the light. This way.
I see over all I
like.
That guy, this guy,
not done.
That guy's done.
That guy's done.
I can't see dick and balls.
get loaded son you're not stood for my uh my rig are you no no no
Hahahaha!
Are you sure about that?
No, no.
Yeah, we're a part of...
Definitely not.
Okay, that's good. That's good to hear.
I don't know why you even would think I would do that.
Sorry, silly me. I just had a feeling
and everybody was saying you were doing it
and stuff like that.
Fucked up. You'd assume that, Pete.
Fucked up.
That's on me guys, that's on me guys.
That's okay man.
Sorry about it.
It's not inappropriate.
You're forgiven, you're forgiven.
We don't have enough time to help with like,
some of the things that would be there with them.
If I do find either one item missing,
I'm gonna empty my bag and direct them, all right?
Well, the good news is you're not gonna find
any items missing, cause I didn't take anything.
So, but I need something.
I forgot what it was.
I need, oh yeah, I need a new ring.
I
Just allergic for like the rest of this fucking game because of that water. No, I don't think so. I think that way
This is not going away
I'm trying willing it away. Somebody might say I said to shoot the flair and leave without them
Jesus sick bastard hell I be that man right now
That's a great idea, but don't do it.
Another person said just take peanuts, loot, and leave.
What do you think about that?
VIP, that guy as well.
VIP, both of those nice guys, gentlemen, immediately.
Immediately.
Sick bastards.
I have water in here, my god.
No, I don't, bro.
I have fucking Vaseline.
I got Vaseline, dawg.
Drop this.
I said I think that might be better than what I have those better than what I have right now
What you find it what you find it over there
Don't worry about me by
Don't worry about me by just hanging around.
You don't have to worry about me at all,
by just not even a little bit.
Not even a little bit.
You don't have to worry about me at all.
You understand?
Jack, come right on him.
You don't have to worry about me at all,
by just not even a little bit.
Not even a little bit.
Oh, he found a moonshine.
You stick faster.
I'm getting scared of you what the hell these rules usually way better getting scared of getting run
well you're goofing around i'm getting all this m995 you can have all the
don't forget the 50 percent team leader tax
I
Would go on and kill the boss that you guys give me a cut of the loop
Remember I don't remember that
How did you hear about that? I don't know about that bro. Do you hear anything at all? I don't hear nothing boss
No, really. I'm calling the fucking chopper. I'm gonna do it. Don't actually do it. You'll kill us both
All right, see you guys
Oh, that'd be cynical.
Be cynical.
Wait, where did P miss the lead X?
AP-6, re-chat, do I take this?
Oh, dude, this idiot.
This idiot.
I literally am having my chat help me individually with each thing I'm doing right now.
This is only five guys right hunched ever changes. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Okay, oh, yeah, I'm gonna see which five guys
I'm going in oh
My god, they're all upstairs. No way. Hey, you've already made a lot of money
But there's more to be big!
There's more to be big!
There's more to be big! I gotta push this!
Where the hell is the end?
Oh, someone already unloaded this one.
I should go downstairs and do this.
Okay
What doubt
Yeah
The art pushing the waste of my time
I'm going to run out of smoke.
You down?
Well, by the time he loots or kills everything,
like, he's going to miss out on so much loot.
That's the problem with him doing this until six minutes.
He's really fucked up.
Move out, move out, one left.
I'm doing it. I'm fucking doing it.
We just didn't clear it fast enough for him to actually reap the benefits of
I'm doing it. I don't care. I'm doing it. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
I'm going in.
We want, oh baby, another one. We missed this one. Huge. Huge.
We want all these level five plates. This is actually big for us.
No Tim is not having fun. I said this was a bad idea Peter and listen. I knew Tim did
not want to just sit here and lose.
Got him! I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him! I did it! I did it!
Woohoo! Woohoo!
That'll get the Peter butterfly. That'll get the Peter butterfly in!
What the good news?
That was actually one of the people who had to go call the helicopter very soon
and you guys cannot leave without all three of us concerned about the glitches, okay?
What am I doing wrong?
What?
Yeah, sounds good. I can get a call.
What?
Where's my backpack at? Does he remember when I put my backpack?
No clue, boss.
Oh god, oh god. This happens to me every time I-
Alright. That's good.
Oh, good.
Check, check, check.
Oh.
Mm.
Mm.
Shit, wait, what the hell is going on?
Staircase?
Fuck it, I'll find it, I'll find it.
I'll find it. I'm going up to the counter score.
Captain Scordage, five minutes, we gotta call that thing a three.
Yeah, sounds good.
I'm in the Captain Scordage, got the key?
Got the key? Got the key?
I'm just fucking watching.
Tim, are you ready to leave?
How's it going, guys?
I see you have the laser equipment.
How's it going guys? I see we have to leave them for a minute. Is that accurate?
Go on the helipad and shoot the green flare straight up in the air.
Right now?
You have to go into the middle of the helipad and shoot it straight up into the air.
Helipad, shoot it straight up in the air. I can't fuck this up right now.
Helipad.
Look straight up, shoot it in the air.
Straight up? Right click? How do I use it?
I use it
We're gonna die
Get off the helipad back up. She don't get landed on
I
Left my odd down there
I see it. Yeah, you can come get it.
I shouldn't take my awg. I should keep the star.
All right, not bad.
We made our money.
We agreed to make sense of where he's here.
We're not. We're not.
Want you to make room in your ribs?
I'm throwing your aim back on the floor for you.
Make it your own.
Yeah.
I'm going to push any helmet.
Rotor. Okay, you got six slots in Black Rock, two slots in your Thunder.
Oh, it's here. It's on there.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Don't press F at 10. Don't press it.
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
Nice job boys.
Pay good clear, Tim.
Good job looking pretty.
I hope we muted.
We can't do any more ice breakers.
Pay.
I'm allergic to the EGT.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, really?
You've got to be kidding.
Are you serious?
Was that actually what just happened?
Wait, no.
No.
What happened?
No.
Oh my God.
Go back in the clip right now.
We have to know this for sure.
Go back in the clip, go back in the clip.
The fact that you laughed at Tim
because you thought that he was allergic
and if you are actually allergic,
will be just sweet, sweet justice.
I cannot be allergic to EDG.
That is not cool.
No, no, no.
I use that.
I use that in very central situations.
I need that.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
Let me look, let me look, let me look, let me look.
Let me know whatever you're looking at.
Chat's saying I'm bugged, but I got an auto-sword.
I'm back, I'm back.
I'm going back to the VOD.
I'm going back to when I popped it.
Where'd you pop it at?
Inside captains?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, right here.
I'm popping it, I'm popping it.
I'm popping it.
Oh my oh no it popped up and yes you are go back it pops up bottom right just
stare at the bottom right you're a hundred percent allergic oh my gosh
No way, wait for it to stare bottom right, P, stare bottom right.
I'm not, no I'm not.
Yes you are, yes you are, yes you are.
Oh my god, what other chances guys, that is a really good, I cannot give them an easy
deal.
No, it's not a really good stim, it is the best stim in the game.
You are allergic to the best stim in the game.
What I'm sweet and like, oh, but lucky boy.
I'm all about the boy.
Oh my gosh.
That is worse than AIDS.
That is worse than AIDS.
That is chivalrous, AIDS, God, there's no way.
So that was the last thing I've been looking to do.
That was the last thing I was looking to do.
So now I'm looking to do morphine, ETG, and what
did they think?
I'd be proven.
That is like actually I have them like I know it's funny to see like water is like
It's funny to be able to do but that's you can just drink out of check
That is actually probably the worst
I'm gonna be honest that is the worst
Allergies I need help with selling. I'm fucking full again, bro
Yeah on my way on my way to me the key that has
Fuck me
Wipce get up my computer and do what hutch says bro
Wipce talk to hutch talk to him
Okay
And I have no room in my fucking event
Bro pee
That's one of the craziest things I've ever seen bro
That is horrible but you know I was running down there and I was like I'm not really
I mean, people in that mind, I thought, you know,
when I pop these, you know, like, okay,
my legs are gonna black, you know,
I'm not gonna have, you know, any health as I'm running
and I'm bleeding, so I eat ETG,
and I was running down there,
I was like, I'm not really getting that healthy.
I don't see that health going that far off.
I feel like there's a lot of people who are confused
on what makes ETG so good.
Guys, it's literally like,
it's like a quick revive for yourself.
You pop that.
So if you have one health,
you pop an ETG, you're maxed out then.
three seconds, four seconds, and with how P plays the game,
he gets shot instantly and pops the ETG,
and it's back 50-50, you know?
Yeah, that's ridiculous.
That is actually horrible.
That is, bro, that is so bad.
That is horrible.
I'm pretty sure in the vibe of us talking,
we said ETG would be the worst in him to be allergic to.
I'm almost positive you said that verbatim.
I think you said if I'm allergic to ETG, I'm gonna quit.
Pretty sad, that's what she said.
Fantastic, fantastic, what a sweet treat, what a sweet delight.
Wow, thank you.
You know what?
I always love hopping on Tarkov
and getting my usual fucking.
But then when the Keto 6 is peeking in there too,
oh, hey, it's a good day.
You know it's gonna be a great day.
Lucky you, lucky you.
I'm a lucky boy, I'm a lucky boy.
I am a lucky boy.
Gosh, also, whips, I can't see dick and balls.
He went full screen and then told me
to help you sell shit so.
Wait, who are we helping?
Whips has, literally Tim told Whips to sell stuff for him
while he left.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I'm spending money, okay, well, GG's, GG's, GG's.
Oh, he's buying extra stash base, yo, W Whips.
That's actually a great call.
Also, I think Tim will quit the game before he goes to sit there and another icebreaker.
I would say honestly I don't eat you these like the best but I would say for practical
uses you might be a little worse to be no because you just pop OBD to there's an
alternative, Propatol and ETG are the only two stems with no alternatives.
At least I'm allergic to Propatol.
Yeah.
I genuinely think I have the worst combination.
But, but, but you're allergic to morphine.
So in order for you to heal fast, you have to use a Propatol.
And in order for you to use PKs fast, you have to use a Propatol.
So you just, you're going to be spinning so much, buddy,
I'm proud of the calls.
It's your only option.
And that'll happen.
Also, Tim lost money because we're terrible mentors.
I'm excited for Warnock's.
I am excited.
Me too.
You play this weekend?
Yes.
Oh, dude, I'm excited.
I'm excited.
I've been having a lot of guys hyping up.
They've been hyping it up.
Hmm
I was got five thousand US dollars and seven thousand euros
Hmm are you hiring you need assistant? It's actually a ball sider. He's a white one. I'm going into a really hearty rain
This is whenever we play labs next chat. This is what we're looking for. One of these three of these and we can get another we can get another thick case.
Let me put my good easy way I should be done do I spring again honestly I'm kind of I spring
it out right now I'm gonna be real with you bro any time you take someone who doesn't play
the game on icebreaker you're literally just wanting to make them quit dude all Tim did
because I did it with glorious and it was actual hell you just sit there and just
listen to I killed them all and you're like, Oh, what? So what am I doing?
Jake?
Well,
I'm sure you had a good time. I'm sure about a good guy. You back there.
Twiddle his thumbs, play with his fidgets.
Yeah, for sure.
Well, for sure.
He didn't get a spectate.
You just had to sit there.
I'm ready. I'm a real good guy right now.
100 percent.
Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
100% 100% now. Where's Mr. Tim at now?
He got up and left. I don't know where I was. I let me stop you right there
I did not hear any heavy machinery in the background of his mic
So you're not gonna lie to me and tell me he got up man. Is this what it's like to hear fat jokes
But not be the one being called fat. This is weird
This is weird
Whoa
The other side
The other side
Oh my god, how's it used for me though shit ton of little five plates
I'm almost ready. It's got you a little bit of food
But I need a little of my proper do I do you want to do I what do you oh sweet job came with his quest
Fuck up. He's not he's not
He's not doing any fuss
He's not doing any plans. No, he doesn't care. I see what if we just run the streets for the fuck of it real quick
Get it get it get a bunch of girls. We say
Yeah, bro, I need to do shooter born. I'm just like waiting. I don't want to do it
Well, just throw my life away while the boys are playing so I love you with my favorite favorite glass
You're a psychopath. I mean you're here now
So maybe I do go maybe I do bring a sniper. Why did I get an email saying that I bought something on Targot, bro?
Whips just expanded your stash times like five. So now you
What what question you have to shoot a boy be back and do maybe like one question when I go do that question
It doesn't share. It doesn't share this game. It's crazy. Everything about this game is paid one. Um, dude, this is this is all you need for Kappa. Are you ready?
I know, I know, but I want to know how to get the shoe board to have it. It's my Tarkov shooter.
Tarkov shooter. We see that's my mechanic or what?
Tarkov shooter is Jaeger, I think.
Jeter is Jaeger I think.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm Jaeger.
I'm going to shoot a part three.
Let me get the PNC out of this for less than 25 years away with the Bulltex rifle.
Oh, he's going to factory real quick.
Give him the business.
Yeah?
Yeah, let me see where I have to go for this.
I'm really going to be level 40 to start shooting the boy in Heaven.
Yeah.
You have a while.
You have a while.
I'm already done with streets for shooter born. I have two more on customs two more on ground zero or interchange and woods reserve
What's your customs at?
Let's do customs. Let's do it.
I don't really like that. I'm so rich. I'm so rich. I'm filled with my whole stack.
Hey, uh, Tim.
Alright
Thank you Tim
So a couple of these bad boys almost done almost all right, okay
Well brilliant it's psychosniper not shooter got you boy there was a psychosniper come from shooter
I'm not too sure. I'm not psychosniper from shooter
Okay, I do love for you. It's just got there. Yeah, it's got there. Let's go there. Let's do it, bro
Right y'all
I'm not ready
Guys, oh yeah, I'm gonna wear the
Wait, oh you'd be level 40 and mechanic level four and then get psycho sniping done then you get it
So again, all what you're gonna need is you need everything level four all backs out traders rep
Fence three so scab rip three
Need level 40 chemical part three shooter born
Tarkov shooter and so again, and that's it. That's all you have to do for cap and guys. I totally forgot. Oh
dude, I
Totally forgot that we were supposed to pick up gimmick like 52
God
That guy probably thinks you hate him. He's right here in the disguise. He's the city
Does everyone have my discord is there really about this one I told you guys that dude you didn't remember he's shit
Oh, it's not my fucking job. I'm not supposed to remember that
Yeah, you piece of every joint every joint my discord every good is good
Oh
Yeah
My dude buys hotpot in
Where's Mr. Gimmick?
Gimmick, he literally said at one point, fuck Gimmick, we're not going into that discord.
I hope that he dies and I hate him.
Does that word for word?
Word for word.
Verbata.
That was only after I spanked into a picture of you.
It was post-night clarity.
That's not how I truly feel it.
You know that.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Well, that's a weird way that does make
a little bit of a kind of an instance.
Yep.
Also, P, I want you to know that I'm bringing
two injector cases.
One injector case is literally only Zagustin's
because you made me pick fucking Dr. Jackal.
Whoopsie.
Perfect, perfect.
Wait, what are we doing?
What did I gear up for here?
We're going to customs.
Oh, just going to customs.
We keep your eyes pretty with whoopity with where the hell is Tim at?
Where'd Tim go?
Tim needs food, let's just call Tim.
Oh my god, wait, oh my god, oh no!
No! Is he in the visi behind Wendy's?
Is he behind Wendy's?
Tim, it's birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you, Tim Black!
Happy birthday to you!
Oh, thanks, guys.
It's not my birthday, but I do appreciate...
Any time.
Any time.
Happy birthday, guys.
Do she do see and we'll wait for Mr. Tim will have them
I forgot that Tim is 40 years old and doesn't know how to work discord. That's why I enjoy yet
He doesn't have the discord dude, there's no way Tim doesn't have my way Tim's in here
She deleted the discord
Oh
Oh, do I do you want me to be on the discourse?
Sure, but he's gonna click on it. He's only gonna be in here
Yeah, Tim, whatever you do do not go behind Wendy's do not go behind Wendy's
You're gonna hear nothing but slurs bad play
We're gonna have to if you delete the discords that he lose all his previous firms. I
I literally can't DM Tim because he doesn't have me added on discord GGs in the chat
This guy, I'm tight this guy. I
Guarantee you he uses his index finger to control his iPhone
1000% 1000% he lowers or better yet. He has a stylist eyes
Or a stylist 100%
100% yeah, where the hell is
is Tamad. There you go. I sent the discord to whips and whips will join for
time. Oh, you got it. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. There's already about 50 people in
the behind. He's waiting his arrival.
Perfect. Bless his heart. Bless his heart.
I remember the first time I heard it in the tap man was some like razor commercial.
It was like, hi, I'm a streamer.
I play video game.
It was like way, or it was like before H1Z one day.
I was like, who is that guy?
He looks absolutely insatiable.
GJ is insatiable.
Insatiable.
I said, look at the tattoos on that, man.
I didn't let him.
That's a tattoo.
You know what I said?
I said, that's a tattoo.
How'd you say?
Yeah, I think so.
You have to drag him, Pete.
Where? Where?
I don't know. Hopefully not behind Wendy's.
Okay, now there's 200 people behind Wendy's waiting his arrival.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, I see him! I see him! I see him!
Get him out of there! Get him out of there!
I'm getting him out of there! I'm getting out of there!
I'm in a blackhawk! I'm going right to Brazil!
I haven't been to...
Oh, he's been...
That's where we are. Wait, was it Brazil?
Woo! I am here now.
They know it wasn't Brazil.
Hello, what is this discord bro? You got like a fucking you have 7,000 people in here
They have 110,000 people
Yeah, they're there all the time. Oh god. You're not behind with these. Thank God you to solve
Yeah, you could do that. I'm just gonna get off in the corner during that locked room was a genius idea
That was a thousand these days. Oh, Venezuela. I hopped in the Black Hawk went right to Venezuela and pick the damn
Don't you worry?
Oh
Hello, should I call you mr.
Batman Timothy that is our user your full name Timothy tattoo man. I mean how you know good to meet you
Good to meet you, bro. Um my full name is Timothy. Most people call me Tim though
Timothy tattoo man
Does that what your mom called you? They say
You get right here
No, I got the full like, you know, I got Timothy John. She hit me with, bro. And I knew I was
fucked.
You know what I mean?
Timothy John is your full name.
Yeah. There was a moment they almost ran in fact about me. They almost called me TJ
instead of Tim and a full discussion when I was younger. My parents did like when
I was born and they're like, we're going to call him TJ. We're going to call
him Tim.
So it'd be TJ John. You could have opened like a TJ Maxx competitor.
No, no, no, J.J. John, so they still, they still would have had to name you Timothy.
They still would have had to name you Timothy.
They would have been Timothy, but they would have called me T.J.
Wait, what if your last name was like Ithacus and you only streamed on Fridays?
T.J. I Friday.
I fucking love T.J. I Fridays.
Bro, to be honest with you.
You know what that's one of my-
I still- I fucked it y'all.
You don't have those?
You don't have the chilies.
I want a chili's triple dipper right now, bro.
I want a chili's triple dipper right now.
Oh!
Name me a better fucking deal and better food than a chili's triple di-
It doesn't exist.
It doesn't exist.
It doesn't exist.
Try it.
That's the greatest thing of all time, bro.
It is.
Go to-
That's much more than a six.
It's a triple dipper.
Oh my god.
The next guy, oh my god.
Greatest food?
You know what I love from Chili's?
your buck what they're they're nacho their beef nachos are like they're so
dense in packed with everything you could possibly want out of life
I'm deeply unhealthy is here running I just running bro I'm coming is this the
map we were playing hush yep yep it's our home I know where I am now right yeah
I apologize for letting peanut take you to icebreaker. Okay. That was a bad teaching moment
I
I sent you into the frame mr. Tim to teach you to I think I lost
I think I lost money
We did good because I didn't know
Oh, yeah, oh you definitely
What's up, baby?
What's up, baby?
I could not.
What the?
Fry that off, you cold-bed mind.
Hey, that's gonna be a takey.
Who's that shooting?
That us?
Get him, I got you.
I was shooting a lock, shooting a lock.
That's fine.
I got things on the A-gate.
All right.
Well, I mean, here's the salt.
There's people at the gate.
It's real life.
Enemy at the gate.
I see my shoes, legs, I see his legs.
He's coming out of the gate.
You coming out of the gate?
Fry, take his legs, please.
I can shoot him in the fucking head.
Got you, got you, got you, got you, got you, got you, got you, got you, got
Brian take his legs please so I can shoot him in the fucking head.
Now you can take his legs, you can shoot him.
I'll give you three seconds and then I'll kill him.
Should we wait for him to peek?
Oh shit!
Okay I took my own legs, my accident.
One fucking gate. Oh I see him.
I'm gonna shoot this guy in the fucking head bro.
Oh there he is, I see him.
He's blue pandador, he's blue pandador.
Wait there's a guy at blue panda.
Oh he's out, he's out.
going right side he's right side right side he's about to be he's about to be
right side he's about to be great side
right side of the train
oh look at these kids
gunna has a little more kicks than I
I took his legs
try not to kill him he has no legs
I'm gonna go get an angle on his head
kill him kill him kill him
don't kill him don't kill him
do you need this for a question?
why are you running?
Oh
Tim heard a bad spot
Did he run Tim like actually ran he ran straight like you see the split in between the tracks over there
They just ran that way like straight
My pussy skeleton or what?
Yeah, I see him, is that him?
I'm gonna peek the same thing, no way he kills me.
I don't know what he is gonna do.
I'm out of spin, sweet.
I'm out of spin.
Is that a head or no?
He's fussy, he's fussy.
Is that a head or no?
I think he's fussy.
What am I doing?
What's my fucking treatable?
Yeah, I'm gonna talk to this guy
Let him know but you just let another shot you fucking bitch
All right, you're only gonna hit me once buddy. The last thing I'm gonna see is my
Hell yeah, Tim, where's the April give him the business so who's boss don't kill me on the train tracks
I
Can I fall in here because you don't have a 40-foot vertical that Lebron games. All right, let's go
Is what do you guys underneath the train you guys have to wear you were at the train
Yeah, three of us the end of the train we're all together though if you see somebody alone
The three of us are stacked
I got it.
Yeah, he's back behind this blue water there.
I'm crossing, crossing, crossing.
Here you go, go, go!
Where's the fucking stairs at, bro?
This way, this way.
I hear one.
Do you alright?
Am I in the scav?
Ooh.
I'll get the scavies in the middle.
Is that you next one, sir?
Me. Me right here.
My flashlight's on.
I got one, I got one.
Yeah.
I got one!
He was down below.
I'm going up.
We got two, we got two.
Nice three.
Throw it in! Throw it in!
All right.
Bottoms clear, bottoms clear.
Now I got some.
Woo!
It was simple.
Oh!
It was simple.
Ah!
Ooh, these guys are geared.
Holy cannoli.
Now this is a whale.
Wow!
Oh my God.
A Saigon nine?
Unmodded 8074M with a 20-round mag.
No, ten dollars. Oh my god, and hold on wait. There's more
Level four armor that's been replaced with a level three plate
That was at the other end of scally. Yeah, what's
Scouts pushing towards him.
Panda is clear.
Nice job, Tim.
You teach him that something was called Panda because there's nothing in this game called Panda.
That building is literally called Panda, idiot.
There's nothing in this game called Panda.
literally that is literally the call panda it's cuz you think that is
literally that is panda that is panda showy with pandas that is panda
where's the building that yes it does tip where's band-aid I'm in it I think
Yeah, we're gonna get up from up here, right P?
Alright, right here, right here, right here, right here.
Oh, my legs are broken, bro.
Good.
That's what you do, judge line about Panda.
You used to be able to vault into there.
The hell?
Where I am right now, I'm more fudge sway.
Where are you P? I'm in like between these blue doors.
I'm in Panda.
There's a giant fucking panda on the wall.
That was great.
Where are you?
I am staring at a panda right here. You hear these shots? I hear you. Yeah, I'll get my next. You're coming
I'm here
See the panda which is pan bad. I would have seen it
Oh my god, bro, I'm gonna freak out. Where the hell is Tim at?
I'm coming back
Panda on the wall
No one calls this place Panda. It's fucking Panda, bro.
Oh, shit! Oh my god, why'd you paint me out of here?
I'm coming up. Where are you guys at?
Apparently, I'm in Panda.
I guess.
Wait, what?
And, uh, Tim, are in Panda Heaven? We have been executed.
Wait, where are you going?
Thank you so much, Tim. Thank you so much for letting us have you running.
You guys, are you running?
I'm on the stairs. I'm on the stairs
Who really won above the ramp of the ramp? Okay got it. Where were they at?
Oh
Next to lion
Did that happen to us all fucking day? I'm in that building. I leave that building
I get shot from that building strong hold that means they're that they're in stronghold then yes, so they're in zebra
Zebra, okay
Hold on. Let me what okay? I'm on it. Let me just give me one second. You see google.com
Zebra question
Say you're sprinting yeah, I'm sprinting up
There's no reason not to do some light taste polluting during these trying times.
You got this, you got this.
I'm gonna avenge you, avenge our spirits, we're stuck at border.
I'm gonna avenge you right after this taste-
But do we actually think that they're in trouble?
He's 100% in trouble, that's where he died from.
Okay, I got it.
Suck it in the second floor.
Do you have a shot? I can bait him for you.
I'm looking. I'll see you later.
Alright, I'm gonna bait. I'm gonna, I'm gonna sprint across the courtyard here to the shipping containers.
Towards old gas. I see both of our fallen allies.
Oh no, he's right in front! On the tracks! On the tracks!
Like, a little below the tracks to the right.
Got it. I'm coming. Stay alive.
He's coming through front door. He's coming through the main door
He's pushing you
Yeah
Is that you that just took damage? Yeah. Yeah
Okay, okay. I think he's in the main doors. I'm not I'm at the small door. He's uh
He pushed at the at the giant doors
other side of
Are you sure about that?
I heard him running, and I'm peaking right now. I'm not getting shot.
I'm peeking the door right now.
I think he might be right outside.
I'll peek it.
He's buried me in the poppy fields of Santa Maria.
Okay, he's not right outside the door.
I see one more grenade.
Alright, I heard him out there.
I heard him run to the to our left just don't see him I
Peaked out multiple times. Oh
I see him wait, that's a scab
That's a scab outside there. No, I killed him. I killed him was not a scab. I repeat was not a scab
I was looking at a different thing.
I shot him.
Get back to the enemy, shoot him!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Not an enemy.
Me up here.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, how's that?
I'm not shot.
Where are you?
Get back to the enemy.
I'm not gonna grab you.
What?
Oh, boy.
I mean, how lucky am I?
You guys decided to die in literally the middle of everything.
of everything
oh well Tim just had to show me the panda
he just had to show us all the panda
you're gonna have to grab the huge bag ok gimmick
I will I'll be right there
we'll do what we can
ok
wait you guys died
he because
you made Tim show you the fucking panda
you jackass. No, no, no, no, no, what? You jackass.
Yeah, believe me. Tim was outside saying come outside and see the pan to see the pan. I'm
saying this place is not called bed. He goes, come and see the pan and come and see the
panda. I say, okay, I'll come to the pan. I go walk outside. I see the panda and bam.
My life is taken from me!
Just for your record, he yip-on!
You are making it seem like this is my fault when it's not my fault.
You have 10,000 hours in this game and you don't know that a fucking building is called Panda.
That's not my fault!
It's not called Panda!
Then why would Hunch tell me it's called Panda?
Hunch is an idiot!
I'm not disagreeing with that!
Okay, you fucking jackasses. I was muted talking to my wife and don't worry. I told her stop talking, honey
I need to talk to these fucking morons
This is
My oh my gosh, I'm gonna kill him terrible. There's the day I kill him
Today's the day I was I will say this hodge the more I look at it. I think it's a koala bear
okay all right all right just what you did shot at no you fucking jackass I
want you to be in a middle of a fight getting shot at and they go where are
they you go I will not I will not be one last look over at that building just so
I can see the the guava bear again
It's right there in the wall of air
Is that a guava bear?
Or a panda
I think it's a guava bear
I'm going to be honest with you guys
That might be a guava panda hybrid
That might be some new science
Let's call that building
the peanut and Tim
fucking died of here building
What do you mean thing?
We came up with like a
maybe an acronym or something
acronym or something just save some time
P not fucks Tim
P not fucks Tim
I did the Augustin but I walked outside and saw the koala bear
and then got instantly killed
I don't know if you guys heard Tim but he goes immediately goes
I can't believe you bated me to come outside
Ow!
Damn it!
Go get that poster
It made fun of me because I repeat the guy from the same angle
and I guess that's a big no-no in this game
So I got a fucking shot in the head.
Great.
Oh, my God, team.
We got everything.
Puts.
You got my bank.
OK.
That's what I got.
But you couldn't get it.
Literally got every single piece you got.
Yeah, we we I saw gimmick going through your guys' pockets
and grabbing the lint from inside of it.
PF tanks.
PF tanks.
I don't I thought maybe there was a personal connection
to the lint.
So I got it all.
It's a little bit of gum on there.
Didn't know if you were saving it for later.
Yeah.
Maybe it's like the lint out of your grandfather's pocket. Who's not with us anymore and you keep it in your pocket every day
1009 hours on Tarkov this guy is bitchless
Yes
I think
Looks like
I
You did have an HK I got Tim's gun and I'm not gonna tell you how I know for sure that it's Tim's gun
It's actually built the worst you can possibly but I it's not it's not ideal it's not an ideal
Side shot backwards
So what do I need to bring into this loadout?
Nothing.
Nothing.
What do I need to re-be-judge?
Uh, nothing?
No.
You know, unless you call me petite and sexy, literally everything.
Not where the hell.
Why would you lie, hush?
You're not petite.
You're kind of sexy.
Alright, Tim.
I lost all your shit as well.
Fuck you.
You're kind of sexy.
You're sexy.
You're like a fat way.
You're like a fat sexy.
You're sexy.
You're like, I could, like, I could give you back shots and then rest on you like
a couch while I watch a movie after that. Are you fucking serious? I just pictured
peanut giving him back shots and that's fucking. Yo. Wish I didn't do that. I would like to
know more details about what exactly you're thinking. See the vision. Don't do it. Don't do it.
All right. So, peanut, I have your helmet, mags, ammo out, meds, and splint, and headphones.
Tim, I have your bags, ammo out, all your meds, helmet,
Headphones he has your gun. I have peanuts gone literally
Armourer helmet. No, it's why I need armor on you both
Buddy to help it
I have your gun. No wait. You have to you have two headphones touch. Come on. You got your phones two headphones
Okay, I think I just got I got your backpack peanut and I got tim's
gun
I had your backpack
I'm gonna do some tasteful upgrades to this guy. I hope you don't mind. I'm gonna do some right tasteful upgrades to this guy. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing so.
Pee, I'm gonna do some tasteful upgrades to your gun as well.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Very tasteful. Keep it tasteful though. Keep it tasteful.
God, can you imagine trying to like have sex with us? That should be ass.
I mean, Jesus, if he like loses his grip and he falls down, you're dead.
You can literally die.
You're spread eagle and he's just pounding that shit right in the front and he says his
hand slips and he falls, you're done, you're suffocating, every bone in your body is broken.
It's crushed, you're just, it's it, it's it, the last thing you're going to see is
his fucking body falling out.
The legs of the bed implode and it drops a full foot making the velocity of your
two bodies even harsher going down with gravity and as soon as the bed frame
hits the floor why is everyone telling me to restart my game why would I restart
my game guys why 200 days restart your game you fucking dweeb okay ST8 Rippy
Why would I do that?
What do you mean more pockets?
Hey, hey a gimmick
Well, yes, sir
Give me one give me one tasteful moments. We'd like to begin nothing wait for it. I don't know
No, you're not.
Don't do it.
But you're playing Fortnite, you know what we got.
I'm playing Fortnite update.
Do you want me to go down?
Fuck yeah.
Scrawlpidoo the fucking retail.
I'm here, I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Do you want me to go down to the gym?
Do you want me to go in the car?
Yeeeees!
They have a better feeling to see that whole scarf.
I've done a very similar thing.
Hahaha!
Alright boys, we've done a very similar thing.
And someone came in, bro.
I'm gonna be all in a good mood, man.
When do we go right here? Where do we go right here?
I need, uh,
Am I supposed to be hidden? Not bad.
I-I was, here, I'm floating.
No, you need to hide, bro.
Yeah, we don't get streamed up, you're right.
So...
Make sure you, uh, you eat and drink too.
I always forget to do that shit. Alright, that's-that's...
My main weakness.
Oh, I live.
That's the only map I don't need to go to that in streets.
Pay any way we'll go like this.
Oh, it will go right with the ability.
We'll go right with the ability.
We'll go with the ability.
We'll go with the ability.
We'll go right here.
What about this one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, let's do it.
Let me just make a quick tasteful change
if you're doing the quick tasteful adjustment on that one.
I'm coming to the city to swallow load.
All right, I'm ready.
We'll hop out in.
The body's fine.
You know, do you play any MMORPGs?
Give me an example.
World Warcraft.
Okay, so I would play that. There's just a conflict of liking women
I have played runescape though, and that is
That is definitely an MMO that counts that counts that count. It's you could argue
Wow
Yeah, we're gonna see a runescape what so wow could run
God damn right man, damn right man!
I wouldn't even disagree with that, I wouldn't even disagree with that.
I wouldn't disagree with it either.
Old school RuneScape is the best MMO RPG to ever be made.
Ever.
Now we're getting a little wild.
2004 was just a complete, just perfect experience.
You don't remember that famous, old school RuneScape?
Leave on jiggin'!
I'm not gonna get rage rated.
Get it, get it!
I'm not going to be able to explain about this.
He had to queue it up.
Put together some, man.
You must remember.
You had to be there.
You had to be there.
Let's see.
2003, 2004, classic vanilla World of Warcraft.
Wait, what did you say?
What did you say?
Leeroy!
Oh, my God.
That was...
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
He's coming over the hill.
Wait for it.
I used to be on the front.
Jesus Christ.
Wait for it. I used to be able to fry
You spilled a fry screen shot back in my day back in my day
What I played Ultima on line day one. I'm like 65 years old
How old are you?
Not 65 years
I'm in my 30s. All right. I'm in my 30s and I did not ever play
I did play Astralon's Call though, Astralon's Call.
I never played that. What about Lineage 2?
Ooh, I prepaid for two years of Lineage 2.
I convinced that it was my birthday present from my parents.
A two-year prepaid Lineage 2, I played for two weeks.
Yeah, I mean it was a great game though.
Let me tell you something, Jim.
Okay, World of Warcraft, sir, I'm sure it's fun.
I'm sure it's fun if you're 400 feet down on this.
Wait, why is everybody saying train?
What's train doing?
Your face looks like a pepperoni pizza.
I'm sure.
What's train doing?
I'm sure it is.
Dude, train, bro.
500 gifted, what are we doing, bro?
Train, why in the fuck would you give me 500 gifted?
Are you, isn't he streaming right now?
Isn't train streaming right now?
Train, you don't need to give me anything, bro.
Everything in your life can be going wrong, but if you are watching watch this
All right, your guns on the ground pain
What is this are we serious are we so serious we just say guys we did a couple tasteful upgrades to your weapons
What is this?
Why'd you bring a backpack?
Peanut, I brought your backpack out.
I said I had your backpack.
Where's my rig?
Where's my rig?
Give me that back.
I need my headset.
It's in here.
That's my rig.
I love you man. Thank you for the 500.
Did you take my fucking ammo?
Peanut.
What?
My god, and repeat your crap, man!
Shut up, buddy!
I appreciate you, Jack.
We get some love in here, sometimes we get a hell of a train.
What's going on around here?
I got...
That's insane, man.
Where's my fucking headset?
Uh, Dutch said he had your headset.
We're gonna get a cup of clay, man.
Watch, where's my headset?
Right here on the ground, boss.
I used to splash like I got the fucking sun on the end of my gun, bro.
Oh, my...
I...
I'm gonna hit you in the fucking car right last time.
Look at my head!
Got five sides done!
Okay, so I'm gonna die.
It's just a five-chites on my card.
It's just five-chites on my card.
I'm giving you choices!
I am giving you choices!
You got one for the left. You got one for the right.
You got the same card.
I could literally give someone epilepsy with this fucking flashlight.
Yo, don't put that around my dog.
He'll start breakdancing quick.
You might be singing the fucking name, though.
I'll kill somebody so I can swap out this terrible weapon.
No dude, I can't give you credit.
I love you, son.
I love you too, ammo isn't this?
I did not give you credit.
I didn't swap out ammo for bad ammo.
I didn't swap out ammo, Tim.
And honestly, Tim, it took all my every 5.81.
You can take one of those flashlights off with mid-raid.
You can just double click and go in and steal a random stuff.
Oh, I got two flashlights on.
Don't you worry, I don't remember this.
I'll have this, don't you worry.
Okay, I'm literally one shot. I'm literally one shot. I'm not pumped at hand.
Wait, what?
What?
Killed him. What just killed him?
Wait, what?
What?
I killed the scams and scams out.
I'm so fucking through, Leo!
I couldn't kill the scams first up because I had a fucking stethoscope on their pimples on their nose!
There's no way I killed this piece. That's where's peace gone
Right here, right here. You don't want that
Best rig of the game that I just watched
You're not gonna
Easy it's gonna be
My god
What the fuck is that way?
Where's he at bro, I don't know. Yeah
I'm gonna kill him with peanuts gun bro. Oh, I see one. I still have blue helmet.
Skiff. How do I switch my sights?
I want you to know in 8 minutes I'm gonna snap into this raid I'm gonna kill all 3 of you.
Well, hold on. Not all 3 of you?
No survivors. No survivors. No survivors. No survivors.
Can't be no survivors.
Yo, look at these sights bro.
Yeah, exactly. Can you believe that he's not thankful for that?
All the options I get when I'm aiming at this.
So we got my ring to the next ring of the game.
That's a million rubles.
Listen, that's a million rubles.
Gun right there. Easily.
Who the fuck killed Peanut man?
A SCAB!
Why did you do that?
It was a SCAB!
Like for sure.
Did you bleed out? Cause I killed the SCAB before you died.
Okay, he bled out then.
I do a scab oh oh my gosh all right you guys got his shit you can grab stuff
I got a few more if you know that grab a dog tag these right here I just drop
right here say my dog tag yeah I'll check it or or or Tim or somebody what
would your tag say P it's a name it fills the scab oh yeah it would say what
Just double click the dog tag, double click his dog tag, and then on the right side you should see who killed him.
You got killed by Stiopa Sivinek.
Yeah, it was a scam.
I'm fucking dead.
Oh, yeah!
What the fuck is happening?
What the fuck is happening?
The rocket's in the air!
I was trying to help you!
What the fuck is happening?
What is happening?
The gun is for the curse to leave the gun.
It was not for the fire of not to.
I'm not even told.
The gun is for the curse, bro.
I was standing on his body with his gun and I died, bro.
Pick up the gun, bro.
Pick up the gun.
I don't want to touch that again.
I don't want to touch the gun.
I don't want to touch the gun.
I don't want to get that gun out of there, guys.
I'm going to Scanhouse!
I'm going to Scanhouse first, I'm not taking the tags right now.
Take the tags, we gotta know!
There's no way that was for real, bro.
Okay, okay.
Alright guys, alright.
You guys see the tags, you guys see the tags.
Oh my god, you guys are just gonna be the next in line of this curse.
It's like it follows except without the sex.
Just grab the gun and grab the tags and then run.
If you say it's control click.
Oh shit.
Grab the tags, grab the tags.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
Okay, I'm going back, I'm going back.
When you're ready. I'm going back. I'm going back. I'm going back.
It's all click the god. I know how to play. I just don't want to
touch it because it's cursed.
We can't let the gun fall into enemy hands. It's too much power.
They're one of the rings of power bro. We have to keep
some things right? Oh, there you go. How did he have an
down there
he got killed by dj fox
i don't think that's the game
the dj fox
fffff
im gonna be honest
i am
dude do you have the zb key touch?
no
ffff
i'll come back im looking for this
I'm looking for this
I'm so fucking heavy right now
I'm gonna ride towards the water cuz he was out his hell. I was over there though. No, I think he rolled down
I think he rolled down the hill oh
Think he did a little tumble
You have the garden I've got it I got the gun quick get the gun out bro. Give me give me give me give me
I
Have the gun in my possession. You gotta hold it in your hand though, bro
There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go.
Oh, no.
All right, now that you have the gun, it knows it's aware.
Oh, the demon.
The curse has been placed. The curse has been placed.
The scope is crazy.
This is the furthest zoomed out I could go.
It's insane. It's insane.
You're welcome. You're welcome.
You need to push the water line in the curse by killing DJ Fox.
Shit.
You must destroy the ring gimmick!
The gun is a WarCrock shoving up your ass!
You want me to throw this into the water?
No, no, no, you have to kill DJ Fox on that door to the water!
It's the only way the coach will stop me!
Oh my God.
Oh no.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I really think he was on the other side.
I'm going to do…
Look, Scan here.
Are you at the wall?
I assume.
I think she'll use it the wall. Yeah, but she'd be what you're for
That's gonna be like kill something
See what I'm it out. I'm still I'm at like outskirts still that's not me shooting. Yeah
There's no way he's this way there's no way he's this way
No
Tim rolled down the hill.
But he went, he went by the cabin, he's running to your right.
I think he was in the cabin.
Mod Cabin?
Mod Cabin?
He's trying to make you kill me, he's trying to make you kill me.
No, no, no, I'm not, no, that's where he is, give me, I'm not even through the bad
man that's in the cabin.
You're at Mod Cabin, Hutch?
Yeah, I'm near it.
Right, near all the ammo and stuff, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Are you inside or no?
No, I'm still at Ausgurt's, I'm hearing shots back here.
i dropped my backpack with the rig and everything
way back there
still looking for the sniper
i'm not seeing them i can't find them
you know don't ever cue me into this map ever again bro what the fuck am i looking
it's terrible man it's terrible
it's called woods yeah
i mean holy fuck
i probably just put a rock in it? i see it
yeah i'm on the rock i'm on the rocket outskirts i see you i see you too
I got to go back to the backpack, bro, and go, grab the backpack and go.
Oh, DJ Fox won, bro.
Because he's not giving forever now.
Surely I will.
Surely I will take his life, just at a later time.
He could be yours for now.
Because he's not giving forever.
He would never fight in DJ Fox's camera.
Oh, is it you?
OK.
my eyes burn from playing woods and just looking through fucking bushes this entire raid
I know it I know it Lord I know it
let's go back to panda bro you guys going back to outskirts
no no no I had to pick up to be you want your rig back I gotta grab my backpack
get my stamp up now I gotta do it strength training all the way to the
other side of the fucking map now you're good I have an OBD to stem you can use
oh thank you do you want to run a quick scab you just got sniped just died we
want you Fox is the curts it's the curse bro and hushed with the hutch got him
hutch immediately killed him the curts has been broken no we don't need to
tell him what they got the curse is still lingering
check out that was even DJ Fox
That damn gun!
That damn gun!
It's DJ Fox
This guy, DJ Fox
is fully cleaned up
on Woodsboro
Yo, I get the fuck out, bro
If you have to kill another guy with the gun
it was a Christian continue
Oh no, oh no, oh no
It can't lie, that guy's a pretty good shot
What a nightmare
be my favorite streamer he's got nothing he one time he killed you with one
shot one kill one shot one kill me that's how I died maybe like he shot me
he had to be behind us the whole time I honestly I think that he spawned on the
other side killed P or killed yeah killed P or was one of the driving factors to
kill P because I heard that shot rotated all the way over laid down and
crapped his way back here and then killed you or killed him and then killed you I
got the gun I got the gun I got the gun
Oh my god what a nightmare.
This would make sense too because Hatch was the one that made this gun, right?
Mm-hmm.
So I'd have to be the one who...
He has his return to its owner.
Just to be honest, he's very cold.
Right.
You have to cast it out from whence it was made.
And where was it made?
Hatch's stash.
Hatch's stash.
Hatch's stash.
All right, bad news.
We got the same backpack your backpack is gone
For me, thanks so much again. I appreciate it
Let me taste up let me taste you you're coming you're you're a
Good time is coming. Good time is coming. I promise you I don't know when it will be but it's coming
It's gonna I'm got something big plan for you, buddy. I got something big plan for you
Well, I got friends in low places.
Green flare extract.
A lot of melting wax faces.
Gods abandon me to racists.
Sorry, I'm a little rusty on the lyrics.
I'm a little rusty on the lyrics.
He's not here yet, man.
uh... sorry i i think i may be
emceeing a cover
it is a cover for the song
up a little bit you can swap on the original
on a scale of one to ten why such going back to outskirts
i don't know i think for a
I'm just praying to God I think it's God to be honest with you bro
I have every bit shit, why would you think that?
I don't even want it, I don't even want it
I'm also praying to God why would you do that?
You'd be concentrating hard enough, the universe won't favor us and get us
Oh DJ Fox fucking responds, I could shoot you in the head
Bro I cannot believe he was back there bro, that is insane
You don't want to use a gun you made Pete up there?
What about the cursed guy? You're not a killer guy, are you?
Okay.
Well, I gotta hit the hatch first.
Actually, she will be all right.
Oh, wait.
The curse is officially in motion.
The curse has been placed.
The curse has been placed. That is active.
Quick, Harry, the horcrux is in my ass.
Harry. Harry.
I think this is some of my best friends.
on my best work yet.
Good durgillations.
Good durgillations.
You got your whole team killed.
You're best work yet.
I'd have to agree.
I'd have to agree.
Sam, can we respawn?
No, guys. This is Tarkov, right?
That's your last spore.
Hutch is going to have a reboot card
and have it over a peel to towers.
That's Spore Knight!
That new hand has touched me.
You know, you used to not even be able to spectate when you died.
You just go right back to the menu.
Zaria, it was real punishing.
Oh, don't you start gassing any spells on me, you motherfuckers.
Spent protection.
You know, someone pot mercy rose.
You know, Pete, you ever play Overwatch, bro?
Oh, no.
Yeah, it's all...
Have you ever played Overwatch?
Oh.
Oh, it's a little just a little in my day. It's a little bit. Yeah
Is it a fun game?
No, it was not dude. I know anymore. All right, that game when it first came out was golden
School is a pack cat, bro. It's just it's just the hero shooters
I know your Marvel rivals man Tim, but I'm not a hero shooters, dude
You have to have four friends to her equally have no life as you get divorced your wife
You have to sell your kids to Costco and you have to lock in and then and only then our hero shooters
They're gonna make my kids hang out the shambles in Costco
Yes, we're Costco guys. I mean, I love it. You want to do it. Hey, hey, let me get five big booms, boom
Please someone shoot on him!
Shut up, Tim!
No one shoot me, please.
Random fact about me, Peanut. I don't know if you know this, bro.
But back in my day when I played Overwatch, statistically, I was the number 37 Winston player in the world.
What is Winston?
What does that even mean?
You're just going to jump surround. He's the goat bro. He's a gorilla and he has a laser electric
How many players are there?
At the top now chat's gonna say not many but at the time there was a lot of players bro, and I was number 37
What about how many characters are there other than Winston?
Back in my day there was a very limited amount now. There's a lot more, but I mean, uh
I off top my head overwatch one. I'm going
Kennedy I feel like 10s right ten ish. I think I want to say like 15. I could be wrong, bro
Not bad. Oh
Condurgillations Tim. What happened? Why do you suck now?
The game changed too much brought thing and I'm asked Marvel people say that Marvel made me ass and hero shooters now so
Hmm there is there is some truth to that Marvel has I played Marvel I play Marvel's couple times
I don't know why there's just so much ass you know I mean there is so much
I mean they I mean every time you log into that game it's just ass
This guy don't and they must be pretty much be printing money because they just keep releasing summer skins
Thank you hutch for getting all of our stuff. You're welcome. Hi
Thank you, you got my suit by DJ far as five thousand seven hundred seventy four hours. Yeah
Yeah, I got your RFP boss. Oh my god. You don't have to do that. I have my
back
Which one you want the curse the cursed one? I will
I'm voluntary to save my friends and break the codes by killing a PMC with it.
Uh, Tim, I have your HK.
Um, guys, this is bad.
I mean, I don't know who shit is whose.
I got no fucking idea.
I had a you luck.
Come fives and love that level five rig.
Not the black one.
Yeah, I have your rig for sure.
Yours is good.
Done.
Yours is there.
P
Yes, yes, I should
Okay
That pussy for Colescash all righty, so that's why I love
of Bassley Krugz.
All right, P, I have all your meds.
And, Jazzy, what's I bring?
Headphones, for sure.
And a backpack.
Headphones, got it.
Backpack, got it, what else?
Should be good.
Tim, you'll need a rig, a backpack, an armor.
Oh jeez, what the fuck are you bringing me?
I thought I looted you, but I don't think you included me.
Alright, thanks buddy.
I think I got your gun. I looted your gun and I was still working on it.
You know what, fuck Hunter's Quest. I don't know why we're going to maps where Hunter can do his quest.
What?
You know what?
Fuck Hunter's Quest. We'll go wherever we want.
What the fuck is that?
Wait.
Did you say I need head armor?
I
Okay, you know what wait a minute. I don't say you hate me wait and not just fucking hate you
Because I don't know what to bring. We hate you. You just got all good. All right half an hour. Just waste it
This is where we're at. Everybody bring everything. I watch to stream. I know what I need. You're good on
You fill my gun with any punches a one
you bring you my gun. Yes, I'm
bringing all guns. Everyone will
have a gun and my ammo and ammo
and your ammo. You don't even
deserve to be alive.
Yo, I guess I dropped the RFB.
I don't know where it is. Oh,
that's all right. That's the
RFB. What?
Resting pictures. Yeah, where's the army? That's that's uh, that's do you have the mags for it? Because I can be another one
All good, it's not worth it. That wasn't all right, and then I have I have two helmets who wants a helmet P
Everyone has a helmet everyone has a helmet
Get the game!
Okay, give me one second. I need to rebuild my gun unexpectedly. All right, give me a goddamn minute.
All right, let's steal with an elk camscomb on top.
There's one attachment on that thing.
Aren't me?
I want the black division on icebreak with that shit while you fold it.
Okay, all right.
What was the 30 guys before that pal?
Well that was coincidental.
Yeah that's right, that's right buddy.
That's right, I didn't know what.
I'll try it, I could have.
Y'all, I'm really trying.
I don't want to make you wait no more longer but you know what?
I'm dominant.
Do you dive?
Whatever I don't have, I don't have.
Whatever, whatever.
Someone's not getting something.
I literally don't have a side on my gun.
Please don't do.
Yeah, have you guys seen that Gta 6 leak stuff?
Apparently there's this guy that has like all GTA 6
and it's like threatening to leak it
if they don't like do stuff that he wants them to do.
Let's go, I don't care.
Yikes.
You guys, have you guys heard that?
Actually, I did.
I saw, I knew there was no leaks there at all.
I mean, that's not gonna change the sales by even one.
No.
He's trying to release the ending of the game
so like I guess so that people don't buy
because they don't know what happened
but like that's literally not going to change the sale
for the game by even not even a Schmuss.
In what world is someone like,
oh, I know the ending.
I'm just not going to buy it now.
Yeah, I know I've been waiting 15 years for GTA,
but now that I know the ending, I'm not going to play it.
I don't care if it's a real live action movie
of the entire storyline from start to finish.
I'm still buying the game and I'm playing it.
Yeah, 100%.
You got to be smoking crack.
You got to be smoking literal crack.
That game is going to probably break every record
and might possibly never be broken
until GT7 50 years from now,
which will be uploaded directly to our brains.
There it is.
There it is.
Yep, yep.
Is it out G for me, boys?
Sounds good.
back and take to go for this thing kicks up.
And arrow.
And arrow.
You can't believe train gifted 500 subs and then left.
What the fuck?
Yeah, the wonder how
whatever happened way back when GTA is so overhyped.
It's crazy.
Yes, you're right.
A game that has been the number one game in literally every category plus
streaming game in every year for the last 10 years is the overhyped
piece of shit.
Agreed.
Oh,
I know that I want to make him be lose my mind about thinking it through
every time I do, I find.
I think I'm in love with you, I'm in love with you!
Hey guys, it's Tinkle Time.
It's Tinkle Time.
Is this mine? No.
I don't think it's mine, because I brought one of those. I don't think that's mine.
This looks like mine.
That's my gun for sure, yes.
Okay, let's do that, the curse is happening.
There's my ammo.
I got flashlights, guys.
I
Lights right here
No for sure but I'm too PMC's may be in school
All right, I'm ready. I'm ready
Oh, yeah
You see that big white red building? Oh, I thought there was a bunch right out there. What just went out?
We're killing all of them guys. This is gonna be it this are come up for sure. This are come up right here. This are come up
Can I use my flashlights like a flashbang
Yeah, like a flashbang
Yeah, you'll quickly play inside that place with the Hoosie-Doogee Spongebob, yeah?
I mean, of course! Of course, of course!
Yeah, they're running. I mean, they're, like, moving fast.
Catch up to him, fat ass. I think they got a cheese stick.
Right after him. And then right.
Nice.
I just took more of that one. See, uh...
He's immune to the fat jokes.
It's slipped off. He's all rubbed up in Vaseline. That shit slipped
Negotiation
There's always open
Still in school though. Struggler might still be in school. Watch your back
There's there's that there's across the way to building
Good luck boys
That's me
I'm laying behind the car, laying behind the car.
Okay.
Guys, I love you.
GGs, we're out of here.
I'm gonna send you all over to gimmick.
Y'all can watch there.
I'm out of here.
I'm fucking exhausted, bro.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Me and Nick will be playing.
I'm not too sure if Tim is joining us, but I'll be here.
I love you guys, man.
Have a great rest of your night.
Have a great rest of your day, dudes, and thank you guys so much for chilling,
Alrighty, I love you. I appreciate you. I'll see you guys in
Good morning. Okay. I'll see you in the morning
Let me raid a video games. I
Appreciate you guys man. Thank y'all good for being here, and I love you have a great rest of your night, dudes
Go watch the boys. Hopefully clutch up awesome day, dude. That was so much fun. So much fun
I'll see you guys tomorrow much love dudes later