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THIRSTY THURSDAY | GANDALF THE FAT AND SMEAGOL (@nickmercs) CONTINUE THEIR JOURNEY INTO MORDOR !allergies !modifiers
08-20-2026 · 8h 15m
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This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick
Be the hero!
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And a five mile radius of her, you can smell that pussy steak, oh yeah, that steak.
And I had all the in people saying, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get
down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down
Get down on it, get down on it, get down on it
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall?
Get your back up on the wall
Tell me
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall?
Get your back up on the wall
Cause I heard all about you a friend
Get down on it, come on in
If you really want it
Get down on it
You gotta be late
Get down on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Come on in
Get down on it
Baby, baby
Get down on it
Get on it
Get down on it
I say people
What?
What you gonna do?
You gotta get on the roof
I just ran out of toilet paper
And I'm still mid-dirty dude
So what should I do?
Fight the streets
Good morning, gentlemen, and ladies and gentlemen.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning, everybody.
Hello.
It's me, you.
Good day.
Good day.
Good day.
Good day.
Good day.
What's going on and what happening?
Good day, what up?
Good morning!
Good morning, good morning, good morning!
White shirt, white shirt, white shirt.
Gotta keep it consistent.
You gotta, you're late.
What the fuck?
Fuck, we're out of hell of a mile late.
I'm right on time.
Class doesn't start till 10.
It's 10, bitch pussin'.
Four minutes late.
What?
I started stream five minutes ago.
Yo, y'all gonna piss me off early.
Look at this, I got a, you know, that's your fault.
That right there?
That's your fault.
I'm not even 10 minutes into 10 minutes in the stream.
I'm already throwing a Zen in and that's your fault.
That is your fault.
Damn it.
What's good, big dog?
Two minutes early and he figured out the music on his own.
Y'all know I was just, dude, I don't know what it is, bro.
We got to listen.
Your job today in front of the all the chat
gonna hear your job today.
between us and get on the phone with the fucking beacon guy
because I don't know what the fuck is going on.
But all the audio across the board is low as shit.
It's just low.
All audio is just low.
Just low.
P's not sending the Lucy's.
Yo, man, I'm gonna be real with you and I love P.
Love P.
Love P.
Oh, peanut. It's a luscious little smooth shell.
Got that, all that oil on them like a, like a jar of peanut butter.
I love peanuts.
But if you think I'm switching off the fucking sins for Lucy without them throwing something towards your boy,
you're on crack.
I've been slinging sins for four years. You think I'm switching up now?
You think the man who doesn't wear nothing but white and black shirts will just go out of his way to try new shit?
You kidding me?
hell no
That's like telling somebody on marbelle reds to start ripping camels. That's a cardinal sin
That is a cardinal sin
Now they want to say hey hutch here's some veal try it out. Yeah, sure. I'll give it a gander
But if they don't want to look, hey, hey, hey, hey, good morning, everybody.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Hope y'all are all doing great.
Awesome stream yesterday, dudes.
Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome stream yesterday.
Dude, yesterday's stream was so much fun.
From start to finish, it was honestly a great, great day.
Clip two is now open.
Today's stream, I'm not too sure what we're doing.
I know that we're going to be playing with Nick.
I don't know if Tim is joining us later.
I don't know if Tim is joining us later.
And I think today, P.L. is doing a sponsor for ArcRangers.
So I won't be playing with P. today.
So I think today's just going to be a normal,
normal seven, eight hour stream.
I'm a piece out of here.
That's the plan.
Play the new Fortnite update fatty Jesus Christ Jesus
Imagine your kid starts getting into trouble and a professional tells you that there's
a school that can fix them.
They'll get an awesome education and find out the right activities that restore your
kids hope.
Once you send your kids away, you can no longer see what's actually happening.
What if you just spent your life savings on a program that makes them even worse?
Well, I'm about to go on the craziest mission in the entire world to find out.
And the school I'm talking about is called Provo Canyon School.
And there's been a ton of allegations about this place.
And these are suing Provo Canyon School.
Yo, bro, this is a 52-minute investment.
You know what I'm saying?
This is a 52 minute investment.
Here's the thing.
If we didn't have students waiting in the class for us to walk in and start being a professor,
I'd say, fuck yeah, let's ride.
You know what I mean?
But this is like drinking before you go to church.
You know?
can't be doing that. You can't, you can't be, you can't be doing
that. I can't be watching 52 minutes of, of clips while I
got students wanting to learn. Why not? What do you mean? Why
not? You can't get fucked up and then go listen to the word
of Jesus. That's mess. You can't do that. I'll bet it.
Y'all better. Y'all better repent. Y'all can't be doing
up listen put it in the pipeline mods put this in the pipeline okay hold it
in the corner and win no no who the fuck you talking to stealing no yo we
We need to have what the fuck going on in here this morning.
Are we good?
Everybody chat, y'all jumping up on me?
Mods, they yelling at me?
What's going on?
Team affirmations.
Chat, I like how I can rely on you
that when everyone around me is talking shit,
all you do is talk shit as well
and you don't have my back.
All right, your turn.
Hashtag unfollowed.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I like how you have no hair and you lie.
Mots, mots, mots, I see someone you should fuckin' ban.
Next!
You're not petite you're a liar
All right put it in the pipeline we're all watching out maybe later
Bro bro, bro, I'm actually losing my mind. I'm actually losing my mind dude. Audio is so fucking low
What is happening there?
It's all turned up
Literally everything I'm looking at is turned up to the max this wheel thing
What if I go like this?
Thank you, Marco.
All right.
He's running.
Oh, it's all turned up.
Oh, did you kill him?
I mean, you can see this bowl.
All right, let me let Gavin real quick, man.
This is like, bro, it's so fucking low.
I don't know how.
Dude, how is it lower than yesterday?
I'm telling y'all, I'm not crazy.
Every time I get off a stream, every single time,
A small goblin breaks in, climbs through the doggie door, sneaks his little legs upstairs,
looking like Summit going to the pantry, gets behind my cords, wait, what the fuck did you
do?
It's loud now.
Oh my God, I can hear!
Okay, thank you, Gav, WGav! Wow, so the audio was, it was rounded the wrong the whole time?
So what percentage have I been hearing at for the last 24 hours, Gav?
I've been hearing that 30% bro.
Bro, I thought I was going crazy.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm already legally deaf.
I thought the other ear was going out like a bad headphone.
I thought the other ear was just saying GGs as well.
You know what I'm saying?
I thought it was over.
I've been making fun of deaf gaming for two days.
I told him, if you had a broken finger,
it looked like you have a lisp.
and I thought the Lord was smite me for it.
I thought, you wanna make fun of him?
Okay.
Let me let you ride on those train wheels.
Let me let you check it out.
I thought I was screwed.
That was hell.
All right, we're back.
Oh dude, I'm so excited.
I can actually hear shit.
How loud's the clip?
Oh my God.
It's actually, I have,
for the first time in two days,
I have to turn something down.
Wow.
This is incredible. This is incredible. Wow, this is incredible.
Keep it all. I don't care about it. I'm just happy.
I found out that's where he was.
It's the last time.
Wait, now you guys can't hear?
Jeff?
That was low for us.
That was loud for me!
You
We don't care about you stealing count your fucking days pal, okay count your days bitch pussy
You gonna wake up I'ma be standing over you breathing heavy
You're on the show give you
Not having any issues
Now give me this your left hand rotate it like that now I want you to
Like this next finger should be all the way up against that trigger guard when you're dripping it
It's like a business handshake. You know to be the old. It's like squeeze
Yeah, when you grip it, it's like a business handshake.
Hey, man.
The shit out of somebody's hand?
Yeah, yeah.
And you don't want to be the f*** see that's limp for us.
Right?
Right?
Nice slow-chirter pull.
Nice.
Bro, that's a...
Isn't this a priest for the Catholic Church?
Out there if I can lend that sucker a rep?
I made castin' demons out at noon and shootin' glocks at 4.30. Respect. America.
Gingy's channel banned me. I take that as a badge of honor against grifters who ignore the deaths
of American German Australians and anyone else fighting against Russia.
What is an American German Australian?
is that a real thing is no way that there's no way that's a real thing
that's like three places that's like three guys it's about three separate guys
well three things chicken out a little bit sure and they're gonna be like it's
be for the first time in its life it's being attacked by a hundred male big human beings man
and it's like it's going to be completely confused and distraught it's going to want to attack but
it's not going to know how yeah some people are going to get ripped up for sure but it's a lot man
that it's the brain you're going to over stem the brain it's like tim batatman on tarkov he
He can't even fucking get through the tutorial because he can't think it's not a show. It's not an act
He literally can't think
Because we've combobulated him
same thing
It can't make decisions. It's incapable the proton can't connect to the neutron
So the cellular wall collapses
biology man
Weird shit happens heart rate gets too high you get a little sweaty
It's like hot fear sips in, you know, it's
100 men versus a gorilla Nick thinks the hundred men will win
He didn't he wasn't talking complete gibberish, you know
Like I understand what he's trying to say he's just retarded so it's I'll try and make it sound a little bit more
sensical. He's saying 100 people, one gorilla, gorilla, go get
tired. That's what he's trying to say. You're gonna get tired
mentally physical, which I don't disagree with. But here's my
thing. What 100 people are you bringing in to watch at least 10
people get their brains ripped out of their fucking skull, and
will continue fighting? Right? Out of those 100 people, when
the first guy gets ripped in half by this gorilla. What other 99 give me the Mongolians 100% send
send the Mongolians in those motherfuckers there or the Hawaiians, Mongolians or the Hawaiians
we win 100%. We win 100%. The Samoans or the Mongolians either of those sons of bitches
We'll take that fight no doubt. You know what fucking give me 10 Samoans. Give me 10 Samoans
100 pure bread Samoans ain't no way the gorilla wins
No way
No fucking way
No way no doubt in my mind. We take that we take that no doubt
Give me 15 messed up Floridians. No, I'ma be honest. They'll be tweaking in the corner. They ain't worth shit
They ain't worth shit. Hell no. 15 cracked-out feridians couldn't open up a bag of Doritos, let alone defeat a gorilla.
Oh my gosh, oh my oh my gosh, I got breakfast chat. Don't talk to me. Oh, I love you woman
I love you woman. Chad don't fucking talk to me. Don't fucking talk to me.
No one said my name.
You know what I said my life was?
This guy swims up, then I know where.
Guides me up like an angel.
Probably saved a lot of lives.
Did you know him?
I know your dad was rough on you, but he knew what he was talking about, especially down
there.
In the ocean.
Predators have all the advantages.
I wasn't one option since that leaves pretty like you
I
Don't swim in the ocean is why don't sweat you swimming in the ocean you you just
You just playing you're playing with your life
You just basically skydiving you just
Oh
Holy shit!
Oh!
Oh!
Holy fuck.
Alright.
What the fuck?
What's A?
I'm a fifth.
She's fifth.
Bro, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
These suck.
Tonight on a weekday, are we biding?
Sway just dropped a grown tractor.
Ah!
I'm just a big old juicy boy.
A bossy chunky squishy toy.
That push, that press, girl, give me a squeeze, really, that stress, put your mind at ease on my law, there you go, you know I'm coming by to shake the flow
This absolute unit is bearing low, double y push you off the road, my bones are big and so my pulse got plenty for you, feel free to move
You love to pinch a girl back to fix a hole, me shake me take some piss, piss, piss, piss.
There ain't no doubt I look good as hell, Juicy boys coming in and carrying it well,
one-star white bra, damn robots.
Now I know.
And I was sitting in my house a couple weeks ago, just relaxing.
Oh, these clips suck!
Oh, god, I got it.
Praying?
I thought you had the like the rush tournament thing
Yeah, I am I'm starting training tomorrow. Oh
Training I didn't know it's 26,000 hours of rush gameplay not enough training
How many hours you have in real life that you get zero pussy
How's your gun real life buddy like what 90 fucking million you get zero fucking bitches
Why are you talking to me and getting on me about fucking?
I don't even think the universe has been alive for $19 million.
You got 15,000 hours to park off and you're a fucking bro.
Secondly, secondly, secondly, your wife is fake.
Your wife literally doesn't exist.
I've never heard her.
Your wife is fake.
Mind!
Yeah, you're a fucking liar.
Let's ride!
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna be honest the only reason why we're still watching clips is so I can eat this burrito
Is there anything that's good, what's that you got the right ammo bro ammo is ammo it all goes pew you're holding an ak
That's seven point six two. These are five point five six same difference. That's like putting diesel in a tesla
Wait, so I can't mix and match unless you like click-click instead of bang bang the scheme is not a shooter
It's a spreadsheet. What max you got these ones. That's an M4 mag. They look identical
Tarkov looks at you and says wrong. Okay, but explain this why is there 7.62 by 39 7.62 by 51
7.62 by 54 to separate the casuals from the broken. That's not game design. That's torture. All right, this says ps
That's good, right bad bp. Okay. Yes better bt mid sp
Man HP trash dude. That's not ammo. That's Pokemon cards got to catch them all bro. I don't want to catch bullets
I want to survive
This might be some of the worst clips you've ever seen
What just happened to Nick
What site is that it's the worst site I've ever aimed in with in my entire like dude
I don't ever want to see that site in my inventory game, bro. Oh my god. That was bad real bad. Oh
My gosh, you know when you check your scab
And you don't have one you know, it's been a bad, you know, it's been a bad day
Let's go ahead take a look at this
Let's go ahead and get in that discord. Let's go ahead and get into that discord.
That's, that'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen to the best of us. The instant
repeat, never a good look. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Y'all ready for a great
day today it's gonna be a great day today I already know tell Nick I'm in the
discord I'm in the discord
do that burrito is so fucking good oh my gosh literally like I look forward to
this burrito whenever I come here I'm just like I know place that has a
as a breakfast burrito and it sucks, you know?
What's in it?
Egg, bacon, cheese, and they have this little Chipotle sauce.
Oh!
You wouldn't believe it!
You wouldn't believe it!
Oh my gosh the game is actually loud I've been having dude I've been having bro
Thanks for your time and we gotta make money today to be honest we lost a lot of money
But yesterday boss, I actually don't think I have ammo
What kind of ammo do I have here I got a little bit of
My first raid I ran to a boss hutch a big boss
Yeah, I went back and watched the footage. I went back and watched the footage. It's okay.
It's okay. Yeah, yeah, I didn't know he had it like that man. I didn't even know a boss spawn
there, but I thought I was getting pushed by a fucking scav. Yeah. Yeah. Would you like,
Okay, would you like to hear what happened?
Sure, I would okay.
All right.
So how boss is working this game?
Okay.
Think of like you are a hundred men fighting one gorilla.
Okay.
Okay.
If the gorilla is locked on to you, right?
You're dead.
What?
You're dead.
So what you got to do, what you got to do to get away from that gorilla and
not die, you got to break.
You got to break its line of sight because if he ain't looking at you,
he's looking at somebody else and he's going to want to kill them and not you.
Right.
I didn't even think about it.
Like boss is in this game or the exact same way when they see you and
they're shooting at you, you got to break line of sight for a good,
I would say 30 seconds.
That's a safe, but like 15 to 20 seconds.
Cause then their aim bot will like unlock from you.
And then you peek and instantly kill them.
That's how the bosses work.
Damn.
So if they ever shoot you and they fuck you up,
the worst thing you can do is re-peak them moments later,
because you are going to die every single fucking time.
Now, how do you know what's a boss?
Is there like something that they're playing?
The same thing you know from a difference between a player
and a PMC in a scab.
You just, you recognize what they're wearing
after a certain amount of time.
It's just one of those things
where you kind of fucked right now until you see him a thousand times over.
You know what I mean, Byron?
I know what you mean, Big Dog.
Well, good morning.
Good morning, baby.
Good morning. You ready for a great thing?
Listen, with that being said, I'm ready for a fucking.
Are you excited? Are you excited?
To be fair, the Lutheran I just lost, I didn't even like that.
Fucking it was horrible.
I don't want to see that site in my inventory again. Yeah.
And I got a way better gun now. M4A1 loaded with MA55A1 rounds,
three mags, two grenades, all my heels, surf kit, grizzly,
right? Yeah. A green helmet, compact sixes in my ears.
Yeah. Beggin that on my hip. Yeah. Yo, yo.
No backpack though. Hold on. Hold on.
Terran, hold on, my bag is purple bag.
Okay, listen, we're gonna have purple backpack for him now.
Bring it back now, y'all.
One hop this time.
I ain't got no more purple bag bags.
Well, listen, I'm a star of my day with instant pain, okay?
Okay. I am.
You do, you boss.
Inches away from getting Shooter Born done, okay?
So I am gonna be sniping just a wee little bit today,
Which means I am a fraction of a man that I that I usually don't you worry, but I that's how much trust I have in you
Right, right. You got your best pupil. There it is. And then when Tim shows up, I'll whip the AR right back out
It might be
I already cue myself into a night raid. Oh, actually. Yeah, I saw that
It's why you don't show up to class early
Before I turn the lights on okay, you got to make sure I'm there so I can turn the lights on
The building was off.
We could come in here and get a little extra credit done.
You got that one.
Got the minute, Goobo wants to learn.
Got the minute, Goobo wants to learn.
I feel it.
I feel it.
I feel it.
Give me just two moments.
Let me make a pistol up here.
A better helmet.
I don't have a better helmet, man.
I don't have one, especially I got.
And it's not a bad helmet.
It's a little Hubble 3.
Which helmet is it?
hell, this is a lightweight helmet olive drab.
Yeah, that helmet sucks balls.
But if it's all you got, it's all you got.
Helmets don't mean shit anyways.
They shoot you in the face.
Usually you're dead no matter what.
What about tan you like?
It's tan.
Do you want to take more, but they see you anywhere you are?
Do you want to, you know, take nothing and maybe not get seen?
That's a choice you want to make when I get shot in the head
and it don't kill me.
I think a lot of it.
I'd rather I run the you lock if I if I'm in your position. I'm running the you lock. I
Run the strike. It's a little darker tan. So we'll blame it a little better strike is good. It's level four
Yep, the strike is good because that's the it looks very good and like foliage the other one that you have the other one's like
Hot dog, hot dog, for the hot dog.
All right, well, you're trying to-
Sir?
Sir?
Sir?
Are you, what are you trying to do this morning, man?
You want to just go and slap some titties on customs to start?
Yeah, let's fight, let's fight, yeah.
All right, so yeah.
Are you playing full screen or the full screen is bugged?
Full screen is bugged.
I don't know about any of that, Jess.
I'm on full screen, bro.
Yo, Doug, thank you for the titter.
Help Dick with hideout, please, so we can go to the shooting
ring, try out different guns, and see what he likes.
You think I'm going to convince Nick
to do the shooting range, you're on crack.
He's going to see how much money that costs,
and instantly say, fuck you.
Yo, Texas, thank you for the five.
Did you lose to a five-five dude, the miners?
No, I did not.
That is a lie.
God, thank you for the two thoughts of the CZ pistol odors.
Now you can answer that.
Big Durga, thank you for the fiber.
I like how we get to keep you humble.
It's all out of love.
Amen.
Awake it, thank you for the five gifted baby,
and Murphy, thank you for the sons of my bitch.
I love you.
Thank you.
Let's start the day, boys.
Let's get in there.
Ooh, I can show you something real quick.
I'm gonna show you something real quick.
If you ever, if you ever wanted to try out a gun,
all you gotta do is click on my name,
view my profile.
Profile?
And then you'll see where it says go to hide out.
Do you see that?
Where is that gonna be?
There's something that says that you where you can,
or maybe you go there.
And now when you do that,
you can go straight to my gun range
and you can use my gun range and try out guns.
Oh, shit.
So you just wanna hit enter at the top.
Yeah, oh, shit.
And I don't need to be online.
And I'm also gonna build a gym soon
so you can work out and get stronger.
Oh, shit.
Oh my God, this is great.
So after you craft-
Okay.
Yeah, after you craft a gun, you're like,
I don't know if this site's good.
It might be bitch, plus it.
you can just go into my range and there you go.
Oh, it's great.
You can build one of those yourself.
It's just gonna cost a lot of money.
I think this is my gun.
No, yeah, it is.
You can go in with the guns you make
and it brings it in whatever you have on your person.
You can bring a grenade launcher in there
if you want to try it.
I
You can like do okay, that's actually yo think of a $13 super chat
Dear Mr. Hutch you look at Marty buff today even more than usual. Have you been working out extra lately? Oh
do you see it do you see the muscles do you see them yeah I know you like that
you're impressed I know the recoil oh yeah I have been I have been walking up
the stairs a couple more times than usual
No, it's good. Yes, I have
Control X also if you make like if you make new keybinds you can try them out there too
So you can like rekey by something and then try it out inside of my hideout instead of in rate
Okay
Love it. All right. What are we cute right now when I'm in here? No, no, no, oh shit my bed. Okay. You're good. You're good
you're good. That's great. Yeah. And then the more any time like I do stuff to my
hideout, you can go in there and use it. Like, uh, like I said, the gym, you can
work out and get levels up on your strength and endurance, which is huge.
That's my, and that's my gun. That's your gun. Yeah. And whatever you make is in
your hands, you bring into my hideout. Yeah.
Why do you have two ejector cases, a sick case, what is all this stuff, ibuprobes, ibuprobes
are good pills.
Sick case is, it's just like your document case, except I can put dog tags in mine.
And yeah, that's pretty much it.
The two injector cases, one is for like actual stuff I use, so like ETGs to heal
me proper toss and then the second case is literally filled with nothing but
Zagustin so whenever I get those bleeds that killed me that one time I said fuck
this now I have an entire case of that bleed stoppers yeah yeah that's fucking
awesome yeah so that's why you want to have little things like that where you
could pack a budget that's a whole game it's just putting stuff in stuff
there it is and then whenever I'm about to finish this sniper quest I'm gonna
get what's called a cap up and it makes my butthole three more slots so I can
put even more shit in my butthole nice you think you got a wide butthole check
my shit out in about maybe 24 hours it's gonna look like I got dominated it's
gonna be great it's gonna be great like you're one of those movies I've never
seen it but I'm here for the tenor man you have a body of grimace please
don't flex all right that'll happen that'll happen yo you want to hear something
crazy I'm here so yesterday my audio was fucked up so I'm at a different set up
right yeah so today I'm like Gav we got to fix this he goes let me in so I let
him in the calm he goes and sees that my audio yesterday was routed to the
the wrong thing and it was at 30% all day long.
You could hear shit.
I couldn't hear nothing.
But to me, bro, you know, I got a guy who's deaf,
his name's deaf gaming, he's been watching me for a while.
I always make deaf jokes.
I got the car, you know what I mean?
I'm legally deaf, so it's okay.
Yeah.
I thought the Lord was punishing me.
He was like, oh, you wanna make fun of him?
You're gonna have to witness it yourself.
Take your other ear too.
Yeah, I'll make you, not your shit, bitch, put it.
That's fucking it.
You keep talking that shit.
You're gonna feel the pain now.
Always look right when we cross this early.
Those turrets?
Yeah, yeah.
No, not the turrets on the...
I thought you guys are gonna learn to nap now.
Yeah, the bridge over to our right is a spawn point.
They'll have to run across, so we might be able to get a free kill.
And then we want to look left as well.
Yeah, we keep...
Underneath.
We'll just walk left at that area.
Typically no one's really turning around and going this way unless they're questers so you can get free kills on like some Timmy's
You want to go dorms you want to go right side?
I'm down to go right. I'm down to go right
Never you I mean you're a sniper so you should
Should be going to self in a good spot. Yeah, we go right there. Let's go right. Yeah, better if we get up in there
it's been nice you know before me me you and Tim we're fighting over here all
day yesterday I have quite literally not really fought in these buildings at all
it's fun isn't it? I'm getting a little comfortable yeah a couple spots are tough
and then like you know they can camp you real easy yeah the problem is getting
inside once you're inside like fighting in the darkness sucks but it's
manageable it's just getting in
I'm good. I'm good. Come to me. Let's get behind this wall right over here. Yeah, just
run to me. I'm already healing right here. Hold on.
You guys doing that? Cool. He might be holding you by the time he
crossed. Yeah, he's holding me. Yeah, there's a whole other team holding us as well from
the other side careful when you come in are you dead no I'm alive I'm healing
you watch over me or no no okay I'm dead good luck are you actually dead yeah
yeah I'm just do I'm just fucked man know where I can go I mean I could have
maybe ran straight through the bush and went back to Nick but I need to you
You know what? Well, we're sitting here.
I need to keep on my shoulder swap.
Pre-fire that motherfucker.
We shoulda went to dorms.
We shoulda went to dorms, boss.
Yeah, probably I can I can fix it let me go fix it first raid Nick you've already
got them on you bro this has to be you I just started strange
damn they got my 33 Lapua and everything yeah policies man come on bro game
what's fucking it is 10 30 in the morning bro listen you in the land of
the bitchless okay I didn't show I got no more I'm in the land of the backpack
This too, bro. Shit. Fuck it back back. We'll kill somebody for him
It's free kid down
Go free kid
Fuck it. You want to do a scab run? Yes. Yeah, all right. I'm going. I switch service, so it should be better
Yeah, please God
Are you gonna buy me back, I think you're left. Yeah. Yeah, I'm loading up the game now
I
Was stinky bro
Chat saying Pino was against dreams after all last night. Yo listen no matter how bad it is at least we ain't peanut
That motherfucker found his last allergy last night. You know what it was
He like in the game. Yeah, E. T. G. You know what E. T. G. Does?
Heals you it's a stem that heals you instantly like you pop an E. T. G. In a fight
It fully heals your entire body in like less than 10 seconds.
And the way Pina plays, he gets shot, he pops an ETG, and then he swings.
He don't get to pop the ETG no more.
Bro, he found out last night he was pissed.
Pissed.
I invited you.
Damn, man.
I hate that we've got a stream site right there, but I'm getting bad luck right now.
I can't lie.
I like how the guy who's strange to you tried to justify knowing where you were, which with I saw your gun. Yeah, come on.
I didn't see the invite.
No, you're good. You know
I'm not getting any popping up
Go to the bottom right right click the name and see if you can leave group
No, just view profile I see you though. I can't join you
You know what I mean? Like, there it is, there it is.
Guys, his name is Jinzy. So hot.
Yeah. I mean, we stream sniping them last night.
He's up early to get us into more.
Thank you so much for the dinner.
Just want to say, I don't care what Pina says.
You're good at the game and you're not fat.
So I got a mosey that's the size of my Johnson
with a bullshit scope on it.
Look at this.
We keep, we keep killing everybody.
Wait, what do you play?
Do you play full screen hutch?
I play full screen windowed
Yeah, Pina has alert allergy to morphine, which is a painkiller allergy to ib profen
Which is the best painkiller and an allergy to ETG, which is the best stem in the game
That is insane and every stim has an alternative right like but the ETG has no alternative
So he's just fast. I got everybody telling me to use this man
I'm just gonna try I might have to restart my games and I won't do it now
But we're talking about full-screen window or this. Yeah. Yeah, you should use that
No, I'm on 20 FPS chat you want to die
G-ta, ja, a picture, yeah, fuck it, oh man, oh man, oh man, borderless is the way, borderless
is the way.
Everybody plays borderless.
Everybody does.
Okay. Shadow quality Ultra. Yeah, that probably has something to do with it. No codes in the
bottom don't matter anymore. That's different for everybody. It's just we have to switch
servers. So a big deal is what it is. No problemo. No problemo. I don't even think
I died to snipers. It was just Nick.
Oh, going up.
Why don't, why don't, why don't hurt me so bad?
Don't make this in front of your thing.
Oh, baby.
I
Are you in the raid? Yeah, well, I'm still fucking loading
Being here for a minute. I'm playing my stage though. I'm chilling all right
Yeah, you want you want to fucking take a look at these by the way to see if we can juicy up yesterday
Let me just give you mine. I have let me know when you're ready. Yeah, I'm ready. All right
So we're gonna start with graphics. I got
Yeah, do an aspect ratio 16 by 9 border this
It's gonna be we're gonna start with the clouds. Okay
Clouds clouds high
Anti tAA high
Yeah, do overall visibility 3000
LOD quality for
Okay volumetric lighting low
NVIDIA DLSS off
AMD FSR 2.2 off AMD FSR 3.0 off. Okay, re-sampling 1x off
Colored ultra HBA oh
Right be same sentence. Yeah. Yeah. I already think I gave you all these I
Don't think you did I just a I did but it's what you have basically SSR ultra
Annie on NVIDIA on
on sharpness point one lobby FPS 120 point one. Okay. I'll be FPS 120. Yeah, got it.
High quality color off Zebler off area lighting, instancing on chrome aberrations off noise
off grass shadows on pretty much the same shit. Yeah. I should go fuck with my shadows
after this or restart the game. Okay, there's so many shots. Are you I'm not here in front
I'm on the street. I think I saw it there. Yeah
It's rock and roll let's do it, baby
My man Nick loves his a I love that shit. I love dude
Oh right front guy with a purple backpack. I don't know what that is. I need to kill him
He got died
Is this scab?
It's a player scab, I think.
He's fuckin' vanished!
He's running.
I think he ran left, bro.
Yeah, I see him. You see the backpack?
left you see it okay you stay in the door he's just like frozen oh yeah I see
him I don't know what he has I'm not oh it's a regular scav and a no-player
there's a regular scab running routes type 4 type shit let's go zigzag 22
turbo on three zigzag zigzag 22 blast strong side left side we're running 95
split turbo
He's that pilgrim for a quest. Yeah, but shooting A.I. scabs isn't worth it. You always want to shoot player scabs if you have to shoot any scabs.
Somebody's in here, I think. I'm hearing something.
Yeah, I hear it.
check for old Caban earthy
oh run
who is he
aye
it's the boss the cabans cabans bitches
jesus
three got to start somewhere
now you don't like you
you gotta be kidding me
mother
the face now I combine so those guards if you get a high enough rep they won't
shoot you but they'll shoot us I killed them I killed them there's mines
everywhere chat saying is there mines hutch oh shit that's how you saw you
next to me where you at I killed that oh I'm over here I want to cross the
My shot yes, it's gonna have shooting you oh
My gosh brothers
Where you have looking for you? I don't know but I killed him. I killed him. He's right in the front
You can lose him if you can I'm getting pushed
Okay, okay, where are you at? Oh, I'm at the front now. I'm at the front now
Is that you shooting I'm kind of shitting. Yeah
Please
Oh, there ain't no helping you big dog. You're all alone on this. Yeah. Can you hear me? I can hear you
I can hear you. I don't want to fight you either. I don't want to fight you either
No, no, no, why can't I talk Jack? God damn it, man
Everything's fucked up right now.
I can't say it's going audio sound audio.
It's on.
Is it like a button to press?
Hey, hey, hey.
Don't you hear me?
Jack, buddy, you're on my phone.
Bob, I'm.
Did you did he smoke you?
No, I don't.
Yeah, we're friends.
We're friends.
We're friends.
What up?
Yo, can you hear me?
What's up?
Yeah, we can hear you.
Okay, yeah, look I killed the boss and all the scabs are mad at me
Bro, he's got
What the fuck
That was a player who killed me.
There's a player on construction, Nick.
He's going to be in construction 100%.
Oh, you're dead too.
All right.
We're having a rough start to the day, Nicholas.
We're having a rough start to the day.
You got damn right.
You got damn right.
I didn't know Kate was the top.
Started yelling at these motherfuckers.
Bro, I literally, I fucking figured out my mind.
I said, hey, he goes, hey.
And then his homie, he introduces me to him.
He gets sniped in the face.
They both spray the fake cover.
Dumbass.
I was the homie.
That was me next to him.
I was the one who got sniped.
Dumbass.
You know shit, I know the story.
I lived it.
He wasn't talking to me, Jack.
I didn't know.
I didn't know, though.
You know, man, we all got fucking smoked.
I had no idea.
You didn't know it was me here right there.
Yo, our class is special, this is the first class.
Oh, my God, bro.
We need to, we have to dial in.
I got bad news, bro.
I need to get...
Oh, shit.
And I need a backpack, boss.
Oh, shit.
Not a good one, but yeah, you can buy one.
buy one. It's okay. I'll buy I'll buy a little one. You buy a little
traitors. Where do I go? Who's selling bags?
Ski. No. Yes. Ski. Oh, no.
Oh, hold on. Here we go. What's this?
I had a bad night. Here we go. He'll be dead.
I
Ragman that's out yeah. Yes, sir. Oh
All kinds of bags I
Can't buy oh 150
To me 150 that should be enough right there
there. Damn.
They grab some man. Chillin. We're good. No worries. Akuna Madata.
Fuck yeah. I'll build you a gun in one moment and you'll get my kit together and then I'm ready to go out.
I bought a green helmet too. Hell yeah. This one kind of looks stupid. The only one I can buy.
Level three so level three is bad, right?
Hutch. Yeah, real bad.
Yes, sir.
OK,
I'll bring that up here, Terry.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm going to try to get a little bit more of the
Use earbud.
Do I have that?
Click on your piece.
Okay.
Alrighty, I built I built you a gun, but I'm not putting a scope on I'm putting a hollow on it. Is that cool?
Or you ride or die just go no just
No, just tell me I have scopes just
Scopes six six or one to six tango bring that I'll bring you a ring now all you got to do is dragging on top of it
I got you. I got you. Let me grab. Let me grab that. Grab some of these.
Oh
We're going good 54 watch 24 watch them watch them watch them
I
Hey, yeah, here we go bro. It's literally
It hurts it hurts my ears and then I have to that we usually I'll be watching like football
And then I'll get a text from Tim or I hear him say yeah, here we go, and I just want to hit him in a jugular
I just want to let one right hook swing from North Carolina into his neck
Wait, you got you you got mags and ammo. I got mags and ammo big dog. Oh, dude
They don't even make him like you know more what I hear it's
All right, all right
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Singing.
No, singing.
Oh, sorry.
You're fucking wearing bro.
You got a brain condition, you wearing that just in case you, you hit your head on something.
You look like a fucking record.
Fucking helmets man.
Then take that shit off and ask Papa for a helmet.
You look like shit.
Damn man.
You can't be looking like that.
You can't agree one.
You know what?
You know what I'm doing?
This is what I'm doing.
You some I'm bringing you some gig of shit. I'm bringing you some gig of shit. We're not playing it
We're not informed right now, man. No, we are informed. We are informed
The only way to get informed is that you have to care about what you're doing. Don't bring no help helmet
Don't bring no headset. Oh my god. He's food. Hold on son of a bitch
No, no, no, I'm really close here. I go. I bought I bought herring
You use all look at that I'm right back. I'm right back except
Go ahead and take a peek in that backpack of mine.
Check out what you're wearing.
Scroll down.
Hold on.
My shit does this thing where I can't see nothing for about 10 minutes.
Here it is.
What is that?
It's called a Ronin respirator.
You gonna be taking any, any shot that's like an SM Gizzle?
Five five six will pin three oh eight will pin but if they're using shitty ammo you good for at least one shot to the face
Oh, keep the headphones just saying I already have them
Well, then throw me your headphones
When what do you mean you you already have?
What the fuck I already have earbuds in
You
All right, I'll keep my headphones. They're about a hundred and sixty K. So I'll keep them
Damn, damn. You had no idea. You had a hundred and sixty thousand dollar headphones
No, I brought my scope and she got her arm ripped off by the tiger. I will never financially recover from this
You ever watch Tiger King? That's Tiger King, bro. Remember the little the little snippet when he went the tiger drags him away
you fucking bet yeah fuck fuck he's on me did he kill that tiger I can't remember no
he killed like 40 other tigers cuz they weren't making them no money and he tired of feeding
them holy shit dude he do the ass yeah we it ain't the best soldier that we've ever
No
Six out 20s me put that on now
They move
There you go on the ground over here
I
Don't ask to go bonnet. Yes sir bang bang
Look at that shit, bro
Flashlight on fully automatic check
I got that little that little left stick hole right there. Yes that little stock
It does jump Terry. I'm uh, I'm going to the stronghold
You just got to go to the door shoot the lock off the door and meet me there. Okay?
Hey you with an SKM?
On me, on me, on me!
Are you sure it ain't scabs bro?
I can't tell.
It's scabs, it's scabs.
Shoot the lock off the door and we gotta get the stronghold.
We're gonna get held.
Why are you talking crazy?
My arm is cut off.
Alrighty, once you're done, shoot the lock off the door.
Gonna stronghold. I'ma hold it.
We have to get here early.
The door that you're about to go through, that door, keep going the way you're heading.
There's a door there.
You got to shoot the lock off of it in order to go through it.
Oh, I fucking did it wrong, man.
I'm I'm I'm healing
Yeah, bro.
Damn
Damn
I did the surf kit first and then I did the grizzly back. I did the grizzly fix the bleed
That's all right. Yeah, it's all right. I do another grizzly again. Not a big deal. Not a big deal
You'll be here making me think that for two fucking scabs
It's all right. Listen, we don't we have the shit to use it, you know, fuck it
Yeah
I got you to lock off of this door right here for me there. Yeah, yeah and cross that
And cross that train track you got to aim above it hide over bore
Your door what's up, okay
you should that's the scav shooting at me I'm good though
Yeah, and stronghold.
Did you shoot?
Yeah, it's one of my shots.
Yeah, I'm coming.
Did you just mag dump a lock?
No, coach. No, no, no, no.
You shot and shoot the lock. I ran through the door. I shot the lock.
Good, good, good.
Okay, I knew I was miss hearing an entire full-auto magazine rip
The shooting locks off you're good
So the reason I had to get up here bro is because this building is one of the worst buildings to push and one of the
Easiest buildings to hold and there's two spawns that fight for it typically it's our spawn and the spawn across
So that's why I had to get here quick
Yes, chef
I'm focused chef it's just I got my tired a lot of people that make a lot of fun in you chef
Yeah, it happened boss out there, you know, it's you can't win them all
Yeah, it happened boss. Yeah, you know
Yeah
Where you at right now you here? Yeah, I'm on the stairs. I'm just looking out your window. Okay sounds good
No, there's a couple of staircams coming up right now.
The staircase you're coming up, that's Hell Stairs, okay?
All the way down is Hell, all the way up is just either in Heaven or on top floor.
Either one that you call on, I know what it means.
This is just regular stairs or main stairs.
This one on the opposite side.
Yeah.
They might come from the tracks that we came from.
Yeah, 100%. Yeah, there's two spawns behind us there.
I'm just looting right now, sir.
I'm chilling, yeah.
Have to make some money. This is good though. So like you'll see even whenever like willers and and lay a mark in these really good players
even when they have
200 million
They'll still loot you want to know why they still do
Not because they give a fuck about the money. No one cares about the money at that point
It's the pacing of the map if you're running at different locations. Let's say it's not your spawn point
then
The flow of the map like when players will get there and where you can look consistently and kind of see people changes
So us by sitting here led everything pan out
We're letting the first teams and the second teams fighting for spawn spots fight kill each other
And then we come in and kill the winners
Okay, that's our goal right now
So we're just kind of delaying the inevitable
I
You I'm underneath you. Yeah
You're above me, right? Yeah
I said we head over to dorms you want to go to dorms
Let's be a little more here. Let's wait, right? Sure. Wait a little bit. I'm not that
like horny, you know. Well, yeah, we've been getting killed a lot. So I figured you would
be a little bit slower. Now, be very careful peeking angles up here. This is like any,
there's this is a place where every single person looks at to see if they can kill
someone yeah this this front right corner is kind of nice you got some spots you
could be ground yeah but you got to be careful of the big scaffolding left for
we find all those teams that and the windows and Panda
still look
Look at train are there people are there people that snipe and they just go sit in a window and they wait
All right
Yeah, there's people who will sit in a window especially on the shooter bon quest that I'm on and they will not move from that window
For no bullshit the entire raid and they'll have like a power key
So like I have a factory key on me which allows me to open up the door underneath us and we can extract whenever we want
Right, so people will sit on the building where that power is until the last minute
Right kill or whatever keep an eye on the bodies that they've already killed use them as baits
They can get more free kills and then go and loot them open up the key leave. That's how people play the game
I mean bro, there's people who farm food and sell it on the market.
That's the food you're buying.
They work in DoorDash inside of Tarkov.
cat that's taken jiji's item ram
the chumka black division scab do you lose rep I don't know I don't think so
I'm not sure
We have something coming in.
Something just walked in from underneath us.
Don't take a scav.
Okay.
Could be a player.
We got people coming up from gas station
Yeah, it's a scav I think
Scav I heard a shot from the left over here. Yeah, I heard that as well
I'm looking I'm looking are you a no see you're not saying he should be patient
we're in a power spot I mean eventually there's got to be something that we're
gonna see. I'd be surprised anyway.
You could use red flares. I don't want to see people going to red flares much on
PMC. I'm gonna eat some milk. Drink some milk. Damn, bro, you eating milk? Shit.
We'll be some nasty shit
I'm not seeing these guys. Oh, they're coming
That's from opposite side. You keep looking at that train track. Okay?
Come wait train track
Yeah, where are we? Oh?
That you know it's on me. I don't know where the shot just came from
Well, like in front of us at mechanic
That's what I'm looking at. I'm in this front right corner, bro
I don't know if I'm people this shit. You said I don't want to get you fucked. That's all good
I'll look at it go back. I'll look at it. You look towards those shots. It just happened
Yeah, multiple teams surrounding us right now.
There's a door open by go to hell.
Whatever, I think that's the mechanic car shop.
Door open over there, I think that's probably where he's at.
Yeah, a little slow, right?
Little slow, right?
What's that?
A car or a crane or something?
Oh, whoa, whoa.
I should have shot it close.
I should have shot it close.
Oh, I see one.
Oh, he fucking signed me.
You alive?
I got hit with it.
have a poison thing top right green poison yeah I don't know I don't know
what the fuck that is green poison how the fuck do you get poisoned he's by
blue fences now you good not poison by blue fences it's a buffer milk nice yeah
blue blue fences out straight left he shot me
Wow, I'm going towards the train track.
You gotta come to me, I'll be able to tell you.
You see these blue fences in front of me?
They're fucking geared, bro.
Skelly side.
He had like a black helmet.
Where are you at? Look towards where they were? Okay, got you.
Right by the trucks.
Yeah, I heard.
There's one working left.
Probably.
Top right?
No.
I'm on your stairs.
Looking as well
Oh, this is just yeah, this is sketch maboo sketch maboo. Yeah, we should honestly leave this and go panda right now
I'm down. Let's go. Come on
You gotta go right in the panda. Yeah, yeah, pop PK. We're going
I'm not sure what you're doing.
Poppick.
What you, what you, what you, what you.
Let's take a peek over these train tracks.
I don't know.
Are you in town?
Yeah.
I'll meet you in there in a second.
looking for your shots not by train tracks it was just left that's all I know
this this game is literal hell right now bro it's literal hell right now I have
not seen the person who's killed me yet today
I thought I hit the bleed.
I thought I did it.
What am I, what am I, four?
I'm just gonna tell Nick what we're doing
and I don't care what his opinion is anymore.
Yeah.
These guys are just playing perfect.
I wouldn't be, I wouldn't be surprised
that these guys are cheaters.
I'm not saying that like saying they are cheating
but I wouldn't be surprised that they are cheaters.
They're playing perfect.
And the angles that they're taking just don't really make any sense.
and then
Yeah, I'm just not going to be able to quest this one, I'm just going to be able to
of the quest is where it is and like being inside the phone of phone booth with track
I can't even surround you.
I mean, bro, dude, I don't know.
Okay, so he's angry.
I'm pissed. I'm fucking pissed.
I mean, you have a blacked-out head if you get shot
and that damage spreads to your head and all you're dead,
so you're gonna have to ambush them.
If you're in a fight that you're trading shots, you're dead.
I literally just sit there and see if you can get
a free kill, but I think these guys are cheaters,
so just play smart.
So, do I PK right there, or am I going to get killed?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Do I PK right there so I don't make all those noises?
What would that have helped?
I mean, yeah, listen, it's never good to heal whenever you're getting pursued.
You're just gonna have to just kind of fight.
And whenever you're in that situation, like you running out of Panda was the worst possible outcome.
like if you're getting if you're getting ran down by somebody and you and your
ideas to go into it like open area and try and heal like it's just I mean it's
like apex if you're not in a building and final circle you're at such a big
disadvantage you got to be inside holding an angle where there's no way
for them to just shoot you from a different spot okay I'm putting down
on the sniper. We got a lot of
couple wins before I start
anymore. Yeah, feel good.
Well, he's got 6000 hours.
Hours. Pretty good KD.
Doesn't mean shit.
It's it's not about like, I
don't care if they have 10,000
hours. Number one, the hours
in this game you can literally just manipulate them however you want. There was a bot that
existed before cheaters will buy accounts with 10,000 hours. It's the play style. It's
the fact that we never laid eyes on them. They always had the ambush on us and they
moved perfectly around us the entire time to just get free shots. So I don't think
that they're aim-bunny, but they are first. I personally think that they're walling
their fucking dicks off.
Yeah, yeah, I was saying that they're, they're, that's a huge problem in this game.
People have what's called a radar and they just have a radar on their screen and they
just move around players perfectly.
They're able to see where they're aiming at and avoid it and they just shoot you in
the back and that's all those guys did that entire raid.
All good.
We go again.
Well, I learned there, man.
Okay.
So for my guys grunting like that and going nuts, I'm real banged up real quick.
I can just, I can pop a PK and don't stop doing the noise stuff.
And then if I pop a PK too, I can create some, I can, I can spread away.
Bleeds.
So the way it works is, okay.
When I run, I'm going to get, I'm going to hurt myself more.
Yeah.
But it's so minute.
It's so minute.
Like when you get fucked up, heavy bleed, stop them.
Light bleed, stop them.
All bleeds stop that before you literally do anything unless you're in the
middle of a field and you know that if you don't move you die. But typically if
you're like where you are and you're trying to reset to get ready for a fight
that's coming, stop leads, pop PK and just get ready to fight. If you're in that
situation and you're low health and you want to heal, the only way to heal is
to get into hardcover where you can abuse audio and heal behind a corner
and be ready to cancel it to swing it and kill the guy. That's all you
can do. I saw you at 200. You didn't hear what I said. No, I did. I know I did. You're
putting a lot of emphasis on the fact that if you get banged up like that, you can't
run. You got to just like heal and fight. Yeah, just find hard to cover. But I will
say, I will say, I don't know. I just did. I could have maybe swum, but the way he
He pre-fired me on the fucking door.
You'd have thought that guy knew exactly
where the fuck I was, man.
He did know where you were.
That's what I've been saying.
He knew where you were, bro.
Those guys were fucking bullshitting, man.
I felt like I was outmatched, man.
You never thought I was outmatched.
Yeah, those guys were bullshit.
Don't let that get to you.
GG's, we go next.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
GG's, we go next.
Ah, we're going on customs, man.
I mean listen bro we got guy whose name was literally
Genji's Hot who killed us the first raid
or killed Nick and then I got killed, you know?
And then we just had those guys.
It's fine.
It is all good.
I'm just gonna take it in four man
and fuck the sniper for a little bit.
Fuck the sniper for a little bit.
We'll snipe later.
We don't have that many more kills.
So we killed a couple last night which is good.
Don't even have all the streamer items. So it doesn't matter if I do this right now anyways. I
Would like to but it don't matter
Where is it is it mechanic? Yeah, so we have literally I was just trying to get one fucking kill on customs
So the map is done then we only need two more interchange and then we got to do woods, which is the easiest one
So yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good
We can go make some money
We're gonna let's go to streets. You're not for some streets
Change things up
I'm down. I gotta I gotta heal up first. So I should give me a second. Yeah, you're good
I'm down I
Would just put together a kid and the first guy we kill you suck them up
Let's do it
We're about to make so much fucking money, bro. This maps y'all customs you ain't making no money on this map
You're making shit tons of money. Yeah, you don't like customs no more man. No, I like
No, no, I love customs. I love customs, but you know definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again
Again expecting a different conclusion. I hear you so what a map is dog shit like that
You switch it up. You play another map for a little bit then you go back
I'm down down a clown on load pro mag
I do
Perfect
Load ammo and 80s and 80 okay great bag. I could m80s great m80s a fantastic round. What gun are you using?
Cool. I got a AK 308
best gun in the game what aka 308 best gun in the game yeah in my opinion i think it's an awesome guy
whatever you shoot with that m80 three bullets those motherfuckers are dying unless they have tier
six so you just bro you could just aim middle mass and just let that fuckers sing perfect
perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
I think grab some bags. That's
Chrissy's a little. This is
your first experience of of the
real Tarkov bro. I mean, it's
off morning bro. The sniper
with the Genji name into that
into an accidental night raid.
Yeah. That's a rough stuff.
Yeah, come on listen, bro. They don't know they don't know you were forged in the trash
Say man, we got that adversity. Don't no worries. No worries. We are good bro. We're about to make that money
I put the sniper down. What's gonna make like five six mil each and then we'll go back and just not give a fuck
I was kind of thinking man. I'm not let you do your thing
But bro, yeah, if you want to snipe you can man. I like you just gotta let me I think I go clear shit
You snipe over me. You know, I think that that's what we do. I
I don't I'm gonna be real
It's more of a comfort comfort ability thing
Yeah, like the first rain we get like you're so good when you got your gun, you know exactly exactly by the way
Whenever you are it's like knowing that if I miss a shot, I'm fucked, you know, it just changes how you play
But now I got a m4 I'm about to let that fuckers sing
thing. Yeah, and four is a good gun. I think a lot of it. I mean, this is going to be a
real like new bad thing to say. But for me, I just need like a decent scope on that motherfucker,
man. And I'm chilling. I can look at you. I can look at you. I can't. I can't do it
from here. Okay. Well, now we're already going into the game. Okay. No, you can
look at me now. Left side. Click the eyeball. No, I meant like go to you and then go
go to your, uh, your thing.
You're, um, oh shit.
Sorry.
My, my high doubt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You need a map.
Well, no, I, I brought three tonight.
He's good for that guy.
Cool.
Alrighty.
So streets, very overwhelming, very well, very overwhelming, but it's,
it's very simple.
You spawn on the side of the map, you stay on that side of the map.
It's that it's, it's, that's just how the game works or how the map works.
If we roam between sides of the map, like we go towards the middle, we'll get a lot more PvP.
If we stay on the outskirts, we'll get PvP, but typically it's other very geared players also going for high-value loot rooms.
So it's less PvP, but more reward if you win.
I just chugged my whole coffee. I chugged my whole coffee.
Love that. Love that.
I mean, it's like coming out of my eyeballs, Shannon.
Yeah, I'm about to juice the fuck up myself. Give me a second.
Let's go ahead and get this started early.
It's not it's not that it's not that I'm playing bad. It's just like
I need to be the best me just give me a moment. That's me. Sure. Give me one moment. Absolutely. Yeah
Get big on them
good
Maybe even play that like popular just a starter, you know
drip drip a
Grand Sam
Oh, you know
Like as you're hearing
What's that song called man?
What's it?
Uh.
You know?
Hey, hey, hey.
You know?
Um, hey.
I
Have masterpiece all right. I'm locked in
All right, we have spawned all right you feel it coursing through your fucking veins. Yes, Bondo
All right, we just find the right place. I say pure what look at
reload
We have spawned all right. We have spawned right in front of us. Okay
We're going straight for a mark through fully automatic
Yeah, we're good. We're good. There's gonna be potentially players right in front of us. Do this game on all parts
That's a great one bro, whoever man, and you know what you can appreciate about that too is someone actually cooked that that wasn't like some AI shit that was real
That was from someone's brain
You can't even fathom shit like that in 2026, man, you know what I mean?
You want to do me a favor?
You want to do me a favor?
You want to do me a favor?
Shut the fuck up for two seconds.
Big drip.
I can't zoom in with this motherfucker.
It's all I got, isn't it?
I'm muted.
I'm fucking muted.
Shut up, dick!
They're all around me.
Oh, shit, my bad.
There's multiple spawns around us right now.
Spawn to our right.
Spawn behind us.
Okay, you okay?
I yelled, lock in, like three times, and I was like, this guy is ignoring me.
Close maybe?
Yeah, let's go.
Should be with the wall mounts.
Now this, alright, this is where they shot, this is where they shot that scab up.
We're gonna, we're gonna route back, we're gonna route back.
We don't want that fight, it's a bad fight for us. We're gonna go around until the right.
Now there's gonna be windows to our left there's gonna be a long lane in front of us.
I'll be careful of both.
Motherfucker, bro.
What the hell are you shooting at?
Like a mole?
Bro.
Careful left.
Good left.
Could be in, Ryan.
Could be in.
Yeah, it could be.
Good left.
Could be in, right?
Could be in.
Yeah, it could be.
We's probably hearing by now.
All right, that's what I want from you, okay?
Yeah.
You're gonna see it right here.
Right behind this truck.
Yes, chef.
Don't let them push me.
Yes, chef.
Where were they pushing from?
All right, there's only one door.
window you just saw me jump through and a door over here that they can't get in
so that window it's the only place right now where you just jumped in back
Yeah
Hot ass man
It's fucking cheeks doing its cheeks
I blows
Damn. Alrighty. Room socked ass. Okay, okay. Be like that. I'm just going to unpack one
bag and then we're good to go. Yeah, you, I mean, you're looking for a lot more than
that we got a lot of uses left so it's not a big deal
I like this scope the specter so what you're using
No all day he has 320 oh yeah how day yeah yeah yeah what poo you look so dumb
Right now
All right, tell me
Are you yeah, let's go
Where'd you go?
Over here
All right
There's gonna be a lot of times you're like I'm gonna flank and I'm gonna go through this building don't do it
Buildings noise just to stack just stack just stack there are angles
But like for you since you don't know the map, but there's a lot of buildings that you won't
Yeah, we get lost we get lost. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna loot this building in here as a key. It's called a relax key
It's 100% spawn rate and it's really good, but those guys might have already looted it
potentially.
I got no flashlight.
Alright, there's a bunch of rooms down this left side, just go loot those right down here.
You'll find a lot of good shit.
You know, it's just every guy that has a flashlight or you have to put it on.
You have to put it on, right?
You have to put it on, yeah.
Come. Let's make sure.
Have you found the key? Let me know.
Yes, chef.
That was the player we got players to our left outside
Mosin man outside
Getting some good shit. I'll get a lot of food. Oh, yeah
And I'll take you I'm not gonna lie. I also have a bird
I miss three spawn locations that I
I
Top of hookah I did check top of hookah
Get out of here
Yeah, I'm so splurge
You'll get active on those guys come on. Yeah, we didn't hear him. So it's got to be far away
No, we heard him. We heard him my ears in the next it's in the next batch of houses, but yeah, you are right you are right
Shh he just ran slid
It's outside right though, I guess I'll go the other side
Yeah
I'll go down here
isn't the best fight because there's a lot of buildings and a lot of windows
We should go this way
They're across.
People were here.
There will be on any of these corners.
where we came from
where's that guy there?
she's the scav, we're good
ok
oh yeah are you playing war docks tomorrow?
uh
no i think i'm playing call of duty tomorrow bro
i mean
oh yeah
we could do a little blend maybe
you know
i think you should definitely do a blend
Hey you running yes me coming back to you I went on the right
Assuming you work now. I lost I went up. I went up the staircase all the way up. Okay. Got it
You can check one of those windows at the staircase you can get a free kill as well. I'm just getting all these spawn locations done
I
You moving I'm moving upstairs. Yeah, I'm opening up doors and shit
If you hear grass typically outside
Here I'm like brushing up against the bushes. They really have to go oh
Shot yeah, it's gonna be far cross
the sniper out there as well
I see one
top window it's hard to explain where he is to you
can he be that high?
yeah well he's like
from the roof he's the second window from the roof left side
I just saw him.
Holy fuck.
That's a room called Ballerina.
Let's see.
There, look at that angle.
He's up there sniping.
You see him in there?
I did.
First foot, second.
I'll be in these two.
OK.
Give me one second.
You good?
You good?
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. Was that you who kicked
that? Yeah. I'm just I'm hoping this guy with the sniper
repeats but I mean it doesn't matter if he does. He's gonna
be hell getting by him. I'm back down here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
me moving okay oh yeah right chat saying throw a grenade he might peek the window do me a favor
do you have a grenade yeah okay hey go go get lined up I'll throw it all right I mean one second
all right I'm good never you're ready okay throw grenade and shoot some shots
I
I
I
Know
I've lost I'll bounce my name off to the wall for cool points
I mean, I got a lot of little
blue stuff, you know, I'm
chilling. Let me figure out
chat. Where's this key yet?
We can get a lot of stuff from
the terror group security
armory key. Where is this?
For sure.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Where is this?
I need to eat.
For sure.
Don't move.
Don't move. Don't move.
Player's cap done.
What's up, baby?
Alrighty, I'll let you.
Next to my cardinal building,
building next to expo oh yeah so like next to like that bus right oh sniper
sniper's back the same guy bro yeah we're shh on the right
all that bitch yep you read through he's outside yeah it's going towards bank
I'd be a player scab but it could also be player you ran like across the street
to the boss yeah we haven't heard come on there's probably a bunch of fucking
rats in there looting and shit well we could go and look for the this key if
you want we're gonna have to go through that sniper yeah these at all you know
yeah we're gonna reset log of it because we're right next to you yeah I'm right
here right down here in this room.
Yes, here.
You're muted by the way.
Oh shit, sorry.
You're good, you're good.
We can log away.
We can log away and go crash site.
I'm not against it.
You ran out right right there, just heads up.
Yeah.
We're gonna throw it across the street.
IPK up before you.
Oh
Looking for you
little grocery store careful thought I heard audio in front
next area a lot of windows we're gonna try and go underneath which two
Yeah, here's someone on the right.
Yeah.
So this is garage or like underground parking?
Uh huh.
There's a room down here that people like to go and loot?
Yeah, we, I think we actually hit the room together.
Okay, cool. I'll have this key on me. I'll bring an extra on.
So the where we're heading right now if you hit O this is called crash site, okay?
If you ever see crash site, this is where the extract is
Now be careful of these two rooms to your right and then there's nothing else to your right now anything
That's gonna shoot you is gonna be behind her to the left of us
It's right over on the left side of the grass now
Oh right up here behind this helicopter. We crashed Ellie
Crash Kelly crash like that combat there you go
He's low bruh
Well, take it down, man, I always take it down with a little dub.
This is how I'm going.
Yeah, go ahead.
About one.
This is sometimes when you lose it, you just got to slow it down, make some money.
Yeah, make some money sometimes, you know
It's Tim playing today, I'm not too sure, bro
Huh, I'm gonna be so delicious
It's just, all right, a little bit of cash money, sure.
I will take, I will take.
Let's sell a couple of things.
I'm not sure.
Up.
HDD still selling well.
I ain't listen to no chicken dance this early.
Oh my gosh, really?
Holy shit, that's going for a lot. I wonder why.
Appreciate that sold just as much as therapists, by the way. Whoopsies!
Just selling stuff while Nick is doing his thing.
It's power banks going for anything?
Not much.
What about G phones?
Not much.
What about R batteries?
Not much.
What about blue tape?
Is blue tape?
Yeah, it's tanked.
Still worth grabbing, but it's not nearly as much as it once was.
I think these have tanked as well.
What are these going for?
100K, I mean, it's still worth a lot, but definitely worth selling now.
Get them out of the inventory.
You think Summit will play Tarkov?
I think the realm of getting Summit to play Tarkov has kind of already passed.
you know like now we're kind of like so late in the the wipe where it's not really
there's no there's nothing really incentivizing him on coming back so no no i don't think he's
gonna play this time around like before i could be like oh summit come and play it's a new wipe
yada yada now i mean what what am i what am i supposed to say to him to come and give him
to play. There's not much I can say to him now.
So one of the Lupo beans keep the other. So one of the fire cleans, two of the fire
cleans. Keep the water for the streamer item.
Fucking hair in my mouth. Goodness. What about these? What are these going for? Nada.
boss this is commander cold chef yeah come in unless you know that I'm ready
to take off all right he won't go back and do that you want to go do a customs
dude I had fun like I kind of fuck with that now there's a lot going on no no
no just we got what we got to do what you got to do I you're actually great
at doing this what you do is what I love to do but I don't know how to do it
you go and you carve out like a little area you want to play yeah it's just
It's literally how you play at our graders, yeah.
Yeah, that's what I like, man.
So just if we can just keep carving out little pieces
for me to learn, that's how I'm going
to put the whole thing together.
Yeah, let's go back to where we were.
Let's go in that little area.
Agreed.
We'll look for the sniper.
I'll throw an aide.
And I'm going to get all the keys in that area
so we can loot every single good spot.
I'm like a beaver, bro.
I just want to find like a dam for home.
We can go out and get some sticks.
maybe we can kill some other beavers and take their shit exactly we got to make our beaver
home first bro i think we do that on customs too bro you're more like a moose i think what the
fuck well you're more like a moose yeah like a really fucking big one what the fuck old
and fucking huge yeah and you like like and it's mating seasons you're walking around going
You're making those weird moose noises and shit, and I'm like a beaver I'm like shit like can we be friends like it's all good
You saw you put me on your back. We just go around
Great say something through through the foliage. You said that word earlier, you know, and I didn't say no. That's a good word
That's one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard in my entire life
this is the fantasy land man we
ain't I'm not talking for real
I'm talking about like awesome
incredible shit man.
God damn.
Have an imagination bro.
So people can't ride a boost.
Just hate the desire to be jailed.
Oh I don't like you talking about it.
We got freedom in this house man.
We hopped up back and said that's
that flight like a fucking dragon
and I did.
There's blood fire in here.
We lit that fucking town up man.
Nobody was there.
I don't know what I'm talking about
but I'm not talking about it.
I don't know what I'm talking
about.
I don't know what I'm talking about
but I don't know what I'm
talking about.
I don't know what I'm talking
about.
I don't know what I'm talking
I'm a moose, I'm a moose, I'm a moose, I'm a moose, I'm a moose, let's do it, I'm a
moose.
You're a moose man.
We are now moose.
And nobody fucks with a moose man.
Nobody fucks with a moose.
Imagine.
I see the bear drag one off the road one time.
Nobody fucks with a moose.
I'm getting told Tim is on, uh, is on Codd.
What? He's on Codd today?
He's on Codd, yeah.
Wait, the bait is out today?
No, he's playing Warzone today, getting ready for tomorrow, I guess.
Bro, what?
They didn't hit you up with a sponsor, Nick?
Oh, they did, they did.
Oh, they did?
No, well, maybe I got to check my, I checked.
Oh, maybe it's coming through carrier pigeon.
What the Mary Potter aisle is going on?
Don't worry, bro.
Hey, my art creator sponsor, same carrier pigeon.
Same, hey, he's a delayed in the sky.
A little dumb, aren't they?
Yeah, they don't have that new GPS.
We got to get him right.
You know, listen, dude.
Hey, I said to chat once, and I'm going to say it again.
If speaking my truth and saying my piece doesn't make me money,
fuck him, I don't give a shit.
Hmm, can I get an A man, that's beautiful.
And that's all we do is speak truth.
That's it. God damn.
God damn.
Well, well, all right, lock me in, bro.
Where we're going? Customs and streets.
We're going straight to talk.
Strange talk off. OK, let's go, bro.
Truth is one thing, but you two motherfuckers are idiots.
All right, bro, true.
We ain't ever let you love us, bitch.
We got the best communities on this fucking platform.
Amen.
Bitch, shit.
I see this thing my boy brought to the M4A ones out.
And he ain't playing around.
Got the got the parakeet.
I don't even know what that does.
No, I want to see.
I want to see about 10 million.
Once I see about 10 million, I'll start
bringing out the sniper again.
Mm-hmm
We just need you man you're a
You're a door kicker. Yeah, there it is there. It is and they don't put door kickers in a sniping position
You gotta be careful you gotta be careful. I'll tell her one time. It's over
Let's go real slow same setup
Now there's two there could be people coming right down this lane right now
I'm looking for
Yep, there's one coming down the lane already. He is fucking massive. He's all the way all the way back all the way back same setup
Don't get behind this truck and just hold
Be careful that far lane. Make sure you talk. There is a
Absolute monster who spawned all the way across the map by solemn when you ran out of spot
What you call monsters? I love that
All right now chat was saying that this is stupid fucking place in high
But I think you've ran this strap before and I'm gonna trust you. Yeah
You're just if you're close enough to where I can help you and you're in a spot to where people don't really clear that
I mean, I died to that spot with trade literally doing this exact same thing and I didn't check it
Yeah, Chad saying the dude that we saw with the literal building
And to this this room's asking
You get baited I don't care bro. I'm okay with that. Oh, I'm not getting baited broke or you're not getting both
Shoot at me. Shouldn't you? Yep. Oh
Fuck they might be weird bro. Yeah, I'm playing my brick wall now. Yeah, I heard
Stay safe. I'll be on my second guy. Make sure they don't get the good shit
Yeah, coming that was that me jet no
They pushing you that's a sniper or a cheater. Oh, no
How close are they when they far it seemed far yes
Yes me
They definitely seem far I can they go to my far left no
Where you at?
On the right.
I see it.
There's a world where the guy could have saw me when I was spawn peaking and then looked
I didn't saw you, maybe.
Yeah, I was peeking the top of the truck. I'm not gonna lie, but I just just ever so slightly.
I see one.
I see one.
should be dead my door they're down there with you no no I think I'm in your
building I think yeah I'm up top I killed one you kill one of the big dogs yeah I
I think so.
I'm getting active.
Come to me.
Yeah, I don't really know which way you went.
You went right in here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Whatcha?
I'm hearing something on my left.
Chance that he lived.
I think directly above you on the fucking
Oh
What the fuck
I
Shot
I
Never knew what they make oh mother fucker, bro
That moves coming for you, man, you better gather
what's up why why is your flashlight like that bro what's on the left over there bro
just to really lock me in bro just to really lock me in that's it
listen oh judge hey hey hey who's the teacher man who's the teacher
i just wonder why there's a dick in the room i'm trying to lock in okay how i lock in is between
me and my lock in okay that's on me that's on me all right i'ma let it slide this time that's on me
Who the fuck am I?
Who the fuck is you, man?
At least my fucker's got to absolutely work.
Shhh.
Your turn.
Yeah, I know.
That sounded like a smelly butt.
That sound like a smelly butt.
Yeah, it's a player.
Yeah, he may go brown.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
All right, that body's gone.
Feels bad.
up top up top yeah okay now coach when I died there was a lot of naysayers if
you will in the chat that has said got to know about that spot very common spot
Well, up in those windows?
Yeah, you should be pre-peaking.
Listen, man, every time that you die, people are going to say that that's a known spot.
The reality is, is if we checked every known spot, we wouldn't get out of our spawn in three hours.
There's going to be a lot of times where you're just going to have to kind of move,
and if you get shot, just try and live and then reset the fight.
It's like if you're playing Arc Raiders and you go into spaceport and you cleared every single room upstairs in spaceport
You know
Like you can do that and yeah, that's probably the right call
But are we really gonna clear that every single fucking raid every single time we go over the Arc Raiders?
That's a good point. Is there any like?
I'm sorry like mines
two months of being petite and sexy
there is
it's called impact grenades
just a tripwires bro
can't do quests for tripwires
I think they actually removed
them out of seasonal. We need
to get you F F one. With a
small fuse or impact grenades
and it's literally like you're
throwing. Impact grenades.
To make a hole no no no to blow someone up
They if you throw it at somebody's feet or throw it at them and it hits them they instantly die
And like let's say you're fighting some big chongas and you're nervous like oh this guy's gonna kill me
You just throw an impact where he is and he instantly dies
It's known as the cheese
Oh, yeah, this is creepy the cheese no no crackers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and there's also like
He made it he made it all right. Yes, sir
Fuck them pussies
We'll take it we'll take it but yeah, bro, I can show you a little bit cheese. You wanna see a little bit cheese
I mean, I like I like the cheese man. All right. Let me show you. Let me show you
Let me show you some cheese
I feel like you've gotten the fundamentals down now I can start showing you some bullshit
Yeah, it's some stupid shit, right? Yeah. Big black book. Yeah, don't worry. I
claimed him. I claimed him. All right. All right. Open up the stream. Let me show
you. We know we really did. This is this is a demon as day. Yeah, it just is.
Gigi's hot was number one, number two, right? They're all they're coming for
us today. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm full force. All right. Open up my what? What am
doing over upstream your stream I've been had your shit open all right even
I see I'm just gonna put your shit in this bag are you bringing all my shit
everything yeah everything everything if it if I didn't grab it I'll make it for
you all righty so first thing all right you have the big boy the big grenade
And then the small grenade the big bussie will call this the big bussy the big bussy
All right, so you're gonna need an m67 grenade, right?
And if you can and if you can find them these little vlogs, okay? Now there's better versions of this
I don't have any impacts. I don't think I can buy him
Let me see chat. Is there any way that I can buy impacts or no? I got three for you bringing him in
m67? No, no, no, it's the it's the Vogs are not the Vogs sorry it's literally
called an impact grenade but okay this is what you can do so like let's say you
have m67s if you right-click it has a five second explosive delay okay then
you have a Vog 17 with a three second explosive delay so what you do is is
you take one of each you have them keybinded or you just have two in
inventory and when a grenade lands and explodes all the audio around it is cut out no moss audio
wash okay that's how they say it in Spanish so the tech that people will do is
the throw I got killed by when me you and Timmy were in that fight and you died first and it was
me and Timmy that thing I got created because I didn't hear it is that what is that is that
Is that where you're going with all this?
I didn't hear it, it just died.
Exactly, so you can cancel audio with a grenade.
So anytime you throw one grenade,
it's not letting me throw grenades,
I thought it would, but it's not letting me.
Anytime you throw one grenade at a location,
you always throw a second grenade at the same spot,
especially with M67s, because whenever you throw it,
the audio is just gone,
and they won't hear the second one land.
And then with these, the Vogs 17s,
you can literally like trade
really good player that I play with. He'll just throw these at spots like doors or whatever
and they instantly blow up. There's no getting away from them. So if you have someone on a corner
and you throw this at their feet, they're dead. And then you have impact grenades,
which I don't have. Those are literally trigger grenades. Right when they hit the ground,
they're exploding. You're not like pulling like you went on Arc Raiders where you detonate it.
But right when it hits the ground, it's going off. Which one I'm throwing first?
first always in sixty sevens first and then you throw the shorter fuse ones but if you
just bring in sixty sevens you can just throw in sixty seven and then another one right
after it and when that one blows up the other one will land yeah I remember him throwing
a couple couple at us yeah throw one to me first and then he hit me with one and I
just went by by yeah that's how it works you know say you had no audio you know say
Yeah, you had the zero audio time. You got it. You got to bring this stuff. So
I'll be here in a second. Let's go to well make yourself look so small down there on the bottom
right. How'd you do that? What do you mean? A little down there? Am I on my camera? Well,
you're 68400, but she looked like you're fucking tiny down there. I'm petite. Bro, I told you
I'm a bit. I'm petite. I'm good, bro. Look good today. Thank you so much. One of them
Hollywood parties, bro. Really? You think so? Wait, which one? Like a diddy party?
Not a diddy party, man, but the uh, Reuben, the old all white Reuben. So they ain't, they ain't
committing the worst of sins, but they still center. Oh, there's some sins going down. Yeah,
I'd imagine. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Now, ignorance is bliss and I tend to stay
bliss. So I never been to one of them motherfuckers never really would go. I can't
a lot of you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm even
gonna bring you grenades. Sure. Sure. Um you got ammo out. You
got ammo in. You got your AK here. You got your suppressor.
You got a rig. You got helmet. Have phones and then if we
kill somebody, you take their bag. If we don't, I'll give
you mine. Cool. Yes, chef. We're gonna go back home. We're
gonna go to customs. I was just gonna say that. We lived a
couple raids. We haven't gotten too much. Now we go
back. So we do it. I gotta go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it.
We're gonna do a scab real quick and then we're both going to use the restroom.
Finish the scab. I accept it. Now I'm gonna go pee. All right. I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go pee. I'm gonna go pee.
you
you
I'm sorry.
Oh fuck, am I in the game?
I took up a money on you I took up I took up I took up I took up I took up I
I partayed my piss with a ship I'm back damn damn are we ready ready Freddy
Let's go
I got a little weapon on me too is that's a 32 friend with my plan on a switch
What's going on Terry fuck I don't know Terry let's get in there get up T. Where you at me dog?
I'm about to blue bus
I'm running in here
I'm searching a green crate blue bus.
Yo A have you seen any players?
Any PMCs?
No PMCs?
Okay.
Oh.
Oh.
Alright the guy I saw heard someone in that room but it's a scav.
It's a scav.
I'm gonna use you big dog. I'm out in the street. Where you at? I'm shooting
Okay, damn, it's the loudest gun I have ever heard
Blue flower red thorn
Sound like a person
I'm coming for no, baby, this is me
I see you.
Is that a bad guy?
No, no, don't.
Oh, shit.
I didn't shoot you, but yeah.
I was the other few players.
I was the one who shot the LMG.
You just died to step it on a landmine, Terry.
Yeah, he did.
right
yeah i don't know who that guy is
i got no idea
but he's a dumbass that's for sure
he's a dumbass
oh no shot
what's up what's up
yeah he
legs do up
i think i hear it
oh what the fuck
watch out
PMC in here at the door.
Other side of the building.
Other side of the building.
One second, I'm about to get a PMC kill.
poor dog. I'm not too sure yet which one it's gonna be.
Yeah, brutal death for ol' Nick.
Pretty sure there's someone over here.
I heard him skirt inside of this room.
You probably heard me and ran.
Scav?
Where's the grenades coming from?
In here.
I'm not going to shoot you, I'm sure bro, I'm sure.
Damn.
Yeah, but there was a PMC throwing grenades somewhere. He's around here. Oh
Shit
Well, I ain't gonna make Nick white
I don't make it bro. I got my my high price gun
Yeah
High price is like like my thighs under my ballsack. You've had a rough day today boss. I know man
You've had a rough day
Yeah, we just need we haven't had that that one rate, you know, I mean that one like damn
Did you see how you did this and how I did that rides like why you got to I got three
Yeah, yeah
But we don't have it this way. I'm in
I'm gonna have it this way. Am I why might I bring anything? Yeah, I bring in a damn. Hey, no say
No, I don't know say
You ever use one of these little high-priced massage guns. I
Don't know
Yeah, that's pretty nice, aren't they? Oh, bro. Yeah, I used to all my warm-ups started with those
Holy I could be forgetting they used to be a fucking pro athlete, man. I'm gonna fuck my dog
I've done everything dry, needling, grasping shoulder, right?
Dude, I've done it all, bro.
Grasping, have a Japanese guy named Yoshi, grasp your fucking arm and it'll make you
think about life.
Remember, you tell me about Yoshi, and he beat the fool triangle.
Bro, he beat the shit out of me, man.
He beat the shit out of me.
It's crazy how athletes always kind of blow up after being athletes, you know
I mean what you mean like like they find something else yeah yeah oh you talking
about fat you motherfucker I thought that was a compliment I thought that was a
the compliment. It's crazy how short people stay short. Bitch. Mother fucker.
I was gonna get you for a second, man.
I'm gonna see what they would.
If I do your bitch with you.
The delay, the delay, the delay though.
Oh, I know, man.
The delay, it's that IRL network leg you got.
I thought I had it, man.
Fuck, I'm gonna skeet away right there.
Chad, you let him know.
You let him know, didn't you?
No, no, I did have a couple people laugh though,
and I was like, hold on a minute.
I was caught in a trap, like a fly.
Or like a fly.
Yeah.
Yo, Jesse, thank you so much.
Fuck, Jim.
One of them big ass no, not like a moose
Although dude, have you ever seen those those mooses or those meese in fucking Canada? Isn't it?
It's me when they run through this stone
Do they just they're massive. Oh, dude. That's you. What you mean?
Just massive sons of bitches
Let me get right real quick. Yeah
I
You push the grenades in here for me catch a grenade for you
Throw my head on a blade for you
We're going that way we're going to dorms every spawn every raid doesn't matter
We ain't fighting with none of the people sitting up in buildings slow clearing angles with a fucking radar
We're gonna sit there. We're gonna fight people up close and we're gonna duke it out behind walls. That's our game plan
We got to get to the point where once we're inside dorms we feel like we're home
Oh, that might be Rashallah. Just when you jump. Oh that that was that your suppress shot? No
Okay, when you jump over that you need to get to me a yes a pistol
Come on son fuck these pussies past these guys will fight them when they come to dorms
Now we gotta get all these trees to our back and now we start walking.
I
Fuck this gas keep on trucking
Fuck this gas keep moving. I can't tell that is a scab rockin look
open up.
What's your?
Oh.
Door's open at the end.
Careful.
Yeah.
Scab, scab.
Scab.
Now remember, just like us, when you hear audio, they're going to stop.
So.
you go up yep all the way up to third second looked good but it wasn't fully
clear hold on bro you lay down do some real quick yeah
Sometimes I might all you get behind in the capture card.
I'm curious how you can lead.
Juice.
Yeah.
Absolute juice.
Perfect.
Absolute juice?
Absolute juice.
Get paid.
Get paid.
Finally.
Some guns in here if you want to grab some it's an HK as a vector and 16 all kinds of shit
Oh, I had to come in here nice
Well, I don't have a backpack they dog we got kill somebody
Yeah, what am I gonna do?
In this building
You already got a dog's case right? I already gave you one though we got people coming in. Yeah, I have one.
We got people we got players coming in okay. Okay. From where? Backside? No idea. Sure, running.
I'm sure of running.
I think they're on first floor.
Could be a scav, really?
I think it might be a scav.
I'll be on second floor.
When you go downstairs, turn left.
Where you at on the third floor top stairs
Excuse me
Alrighty I'm killing anything on second. Okay kill anything on third
Shit!
Thank you, boss.
Oh!
Is that a fucking scav?
Yes, it is.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Is that a fucking scab
There's a boss that's boss ammo
Okay, we're shallers in two-story I killed somebody okay
It's a lot of loot, we should go over there.
No, not like a person, sorry.
A fucking boss, I guess.
Yeah, Rishala. That's his name.
Read the letter. Heal. Heal.
I don't think it's Rishala, bro. I think I'm being fucking troll, man.
I
Sky has some shit a lot though it might be this guy's a 5-7. I mean it might be Roshala
Who are you looking at behind the car? No, I just killed somebody underneath
There's a back down here for you first floor. Yeah, take a left and then you grab this
backpack and if we're selling it here, I'll give you mine.
Walk down, take a left to me.
In that bathroom, in this bathroom right here.
We're gonna go over to two story.
I
Hear some more creeper bro, I think oh
Yeah, you hear that I hear it
Could just be a scam
Scavs looks like but I saw one of them at an arm bed might be just
the players. Timmy's a player's.
chat. I might go push these guys.
I'm coming. Alright, I come to Elba where you were heading towards.
Right over here. It's going to be hard to follow, but basically we're going to jump
on this window seal to the right of the window and then jump into the window itself.
flashlights on yeah he's a top part side that way what you see that way and
left there's a guy there there's someone hopping in to wait it's clear
sure you didn't see the scab I think chat was I think chat was hope it hope and
huffing huffing copium with this rushala call I'll loot this shit up
Make sure that door that you came in through is closed
Rule number four always closed the doors damn it
Sorry buddy coach. We got a bigger backpack for you down here as well
I got a little guy right now.
I know.
Can y'all stop looking at my flashlight penis?
Can you guys lock in, please?
Y'all just staring at my flashlight penis the entire time I'm playing.
to be honest I'm low self-conscious
that was pop pop you said it had to be three yeah it's probably a probably a
player shootings guys everybody just talking about every everybody in my
chats talking about my flashlight hey hey this I mean it's huge I don't know if
you if you're clocking but I mean that's a mammoth yeah you know I was
telling them man you know talking to the train and you know he was talking to me
about he was like do you ever go into the showers and look at another man's
penis and I say not intentionally but if I'm worried about that thing slapping
my leg when the dude turns left I take a gander absolutely you have to you
You got to be careful, you got, you know, and it ain't that you're interested where anything
about it, you just know, you got to look at your surroundings.
You got to be cautious and anyone who says that's crazy just hasn't been in that situation
themselves.
Look, man, like chat in boot camp, you got a shower with, you know, 300 dudes, man.
There's no options.
They gave you, you know, if I could decide, yeah, I would rather just go shower individually.
Yeah.
He ain't talking about the side of no dick either.
He's talking, decide is in the word, decision.
And I appreciate the way you covered it.
No problem.
Oh, well, that's your bet.
Now, I will have it be known that when we were going to shower, $300, there was
a little dude in there and then he was hard-nurfed.
you know, you know, you can't
you know that it's a bad
situation. He's dealing with
some shit, you know, be sure
he ain't gifted. No, I didn't
hold on. I said, I didn't
hold on. I just
I just meant he was smaller
I just meant he was smaller than normal and I mean, you know, but uh, yeah, but god damn man
There was like this little bush
You know
Yeah, just like a little yeah
Yeah
I don't really know what to call that really you know, I mean just like uh, like when you're watching hangover
And chow is is passed out and it looks kind of like a little mushroom
It's like a little acorn in there
Let's go back to learn we've been gone long enough there might be people in here. Just be careful
little acorn
And then you get the polar opposite
And then you have guys who I'd write that shit. They got they got a they got to tuck it into their socks
Yeah
And then you always got the weirdos
That would try like you call them. You know, you call a big dog. It's a big dog
Yeah, yeah, and then they're like what what dog?
you talking about being big you know what I mean which big dog you put your
rope which big dog where'd you go man I'm inside these filing cabinets bro this
Great sucks
shit
Shit you want to get better you know we gotta go where's that was that take it take it take it this way
The other side of the mountain
We could
That's why all those motherfuckers they'd like that side of the map bro because they just play it like little bitches
I gotta say
Yeah, bro, they get free kills
That's the name of this game and players suck so they go and they play in locations to where there is no counterplay
I shot you in the back from a window. I shot you in the head and you don't know where I am like
These little cock suckers play. Let's not hear you man
But like I'm players like you're describing players, but that's me. That's you 100% and I want you know fuck you
Okay, okay. I want you now respect that bro. Keep it spade
keep a spade a spade keep a spade man keep a stack no cap no cap 55th street
never commit suicide everything go see all right yes yes sir from here don't
come here you're here my great-grandma's from the street you're history your last
name on the sign outside
That's box my block all right. You follow me. Yeah. You follow the little Wolverine
on my way
I'm just worried
this man running straight to panda
watch that top right
I know what it seems like
we're out in the middle of the open
yep that's exactly what it seems like
It was only for a second.
Now watch this top left.
That's where I was hanging out.
That's where I was hanging out.
That's my little spot, you know?
It's not Koala.
Oh my gosh.
Damn bungalowaters, man.
I lied to you, boss.
He did.
We took a lot of shot.
Like, they got to think we're at it.
and stronghold. I don't see anything up top yet. I don't like it. I'm kind of playing
a little bit loose. Play a little bit loose. You get shot to where it's shooting you or
relocate that's what you're doing we get up in that third window we can look
over there
flashlight that's a 338 lapua that hits you you instantly die I see him I see
him I see him where is he where is he in the construction building right under
the turret. He went down the stairs. He's in that little stack. You killed the guy there.
I'm looking. No, not in the broken building, Hutch. It'll be, uh, in the
Mechanic yeah, I think you're a little more than right
Skeleton is what you're saying
Red days on the wall I'm a right
It's a red late could be a scaven a pistol
He's just going through the wall bro. Look at this.
Swing that motherfucker.
Now he's in there.
Coming.
What is this bro? You see?
Oh.
Where ya at?
I killed him.
son of a bitch what was it it was a scav one it was just a fucking laser it was
a laser on a box just a laser on a box bro are you somebody was aiming at me
bro it's a fair thing was I had six k hours I've never seen there you see I'm
That is a pretty crazy thing to see.
I mean, I'd like to push broken, but I don't know.
That's what we do.
We go turn power on so we can leave.
We'll go clear it.
Let's do it.
We'll go clear it, loot it, and then we'll leave.
Reset.
Yes, sir.
Man, a couple dead raids.
C-Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Where we came from?
Where we came from?
Where we came from?
Is it me?
Where we came from?
Yep, they have now heard us.
They know exactly where we are because you decided to run and slide across the fucking
ground like you ride in a ripsteak.
You hear him?
Wait, he might be, no, no, no, he's not scaffolding.
You hold this, just be careful.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Dude, I don't play keyboard, am I?
You running, you shooting?
How do you mean to, how do you shoot on accident?
It's, I guess I hit it on my, my shit.
I think they're top, I think they're on my jungle gym,
bro what the fuck is jungle chair what we scaffolding yes come on yeah they're
up there bro they are they are
bro bro you're gonna get me killed you're gonna get me killed you're gonna
to get me killed, I'm gonna be pissed.
Shut the hell up down there.
What's close to me?
Well, I think he's...
Looting right up there.
kill a scav
one just jumped in
or he might be jumping around
are you running?
No, I said, I got players got to push me. I'm just back up to you.
He's under me.
On my ramp.
I see him, I see him.
You looking at ramp?
Yeah.
I missed.
Is he weak?
No.
He's still there.
He's hit a couple times that's a name careful
Oh, are they you yes me on staircase did you slide yeah, I slip for a second careful careful name
I'm looking I got your rent
Yeah, one's lame for sure
I hear him outside too.
One's walking through lane almost, like on lane, there's a pistol out, he's slow creeping
down that lane I think I might say no you killed him you killed him you killed
that motherfucker yeah it's another one another guy in the ramp yeah I'm sorry
boss no you're okay I read in front of you
you say hmm yeah I did let's get the fuck out of here bro oh you want to sit
in here okay oh we get like yeah we can fight I'm saying let's fight it out I'm
look if it's kind of low I kill we he's dead we we uh the Nate kill them boy no
they kill him yeah I'm going back up yeah I'm going back up a lot going on
around here I'm gonna take a good hard look at everything
I
Mean
Okay
33 at Lapua man's in hell
He's in the forest over there
Coming to you, so we have 33 at lapua is gonna be in the trees outside of dorms currently
That's you guys yeah
I hear you healing
All right, we only got nine minutes left.
I said we go right out of this other side of the wall, bro, he's right here.
I
You gotta trust me right through this wall open my stream
Chassis scan
Yeah, probably I don't know. I just so weird right now
How crazy shit going on I don't know if it is
I can trick for you
There you go
coming down to you I need some of this shit yeah yeah we're gonna go turn on
power okay just back in the magnet
I'm there. Okay. Let's go. Let's go do it.
Dead.
I shot him. We should be okay.
Let's go.
One tap.
I didn't kind of go...
Kind of what?
If I kind of get out of here...
Fuck yeah, bro.
Because we're letting the map develop.
That's what it is.
We're letting the map develop.
It's a little slower first,
and then towards the end of the raid,
we're fighting right now.
That's right outside.
What was that?
Player or player scav.
Other side of the wall.
They're shooting at gas station.
So you don't want to do any of that we got short time
We could there's not much over there
Those are people right for shawla
You only have six minutes you got a loop.
I just grabbed probably my gun and my mags maybe swap out bags.
I wouldn't even grab the armor because you're going to be short on time.
I don't remember where we spawned do you remember?
I died to a, I got one tap by a guard.
I'm alive.
Chad, I legitimately don't want to hear a fucking word
from any of you.
I just saw my M855A1 bullet hit Rishala in his eyeball
and him walk away from the shot hitting him in the face.
I don't want to hear a fucking anything.
I don't want to hear nothing.
I gotta search all of it before I can take it?
I'm dead.
I'm dead, man.
I can't, dude.
Today's just first.
It's just gonna be one of them days.
Oh.
Okay.
Where do I go?
Oh shit. Double, double tap-oh.
Dorms, ZBO13, crossroads, trailer part. Yeah, you gotta take a right and go all the way across the map.
You gotta run and then refresh, stand, run. You gotta go all the way there fast.
You're going literally across the map, far left side.
Lefts or right? Right here. Left side.
So up here you're gonna take a ride outside that gate
You're gonna have to drop you're gonna have to drop away. You don't have time for this job. I don't know
Did you grab my armor?
No
Where do I go?
You have to take a right and then go straight and you're going to go straight all the way
to the x-track.
Alright, I'm reaching out when I walk.
That's good, right?
Yeah, that's what you want.
I don't think Nick has a green flare.
You don't have a green flare, right?
I don't think so, Bob.
All righty.
Yep, you're literally just gonna keep going straight.
Fuck you.
the
ZV is open, it's right there, they're all saying.
Don't listen to them, they're probably talking about the gas station which we
cannot take as we spawn there.
Which rule number four never listen to chat never listen to chat gotta take a
right and you gotta go through the gate to your left
3 3 10 make a good way
take a left and then go straight okay they used to be an extract right here
called RUAF and they removed it. That's good. Yeah. Close. Left, left, left, left, left.
Left, left, left. I'll take a right and go across that bridge, a little land bridge. Yep, right
cross there
they can make it
gotta run right whenever you can every time
now stay left side go up the hill stay left
left left left left left
you love hearing right
You like a Toyota Corolla from 2004.
Just here and right.
Left, left, left.
Left, left, left.
Harder left, like around the corner.
Harder left, harder left, harder left, harder left.
It's on both sides of the train, right?
Like on left side, right side?
Yeah, but if you go right side, you ain't making it.
You got a minute and 40.
Is it right here?
No keep going keep all the way back. Yep. No, no, no keep going straight
Also, I got to take you to Walmart later get y'all lined up
Back left corners where you're gonna be extracting back left corner 115
Gotta get there with 10 seconds left probably
Yep
You're there. You're good. I'll have like 30 seconds of spare. It's in those trees to your left
Nice
Holy shit
Love getting one tap by AI after there's not a fucking player in the lobby super sick
Yeah, that's not
Holy shit. I'm glad you're out. Well, I watched you die and I just looked at you
I was like damn and I happen
Was that just it was that was the boss?
It was it's the boss and I'm pretty sure if I see Rishala has killed me. I'm going to punch my monitor. Okay, good
Know the even better part about that I died to two bullets two bullets killed me through a level five fucking armor
My god, oh bitches. I
Literally peaked that top angle shot Rashallah in the face and he lived and walked backwards
You can see the red hole
There's no headshots, but you gotta hit bosses can tank face shots. Yeah
There's a chance that the boss tanks the face shot
Because they're on on our PMC's our health pools are all consistent across the board for everybody
But bosses they have like higher health on this limb higher health on their face
But you're horseshed to piss you off. Yeah, perfect
This might actually sell more to their best I
I'd keep the info I'll just make a new kid. Oh, I was gonna bring it in bro. Oh, you good keep it
Well, pick me up from the bad rates previous keep the backpack as well. Yeah, I appreciate that man. No problem. Thank you
Me and you here with me luckily I found that
that uh found that card in that tiger so made like 600k not a big deal
now let me keep saying alright take the the rp 60 what are you talking about
chef what they say i do wrong i think i dropped something bad but it was in a
moment of panicking i was just trying to get light when you drop the mag within
may five five a one which i think is what they're deacon about which is a
really good ammo but who gives a fuck bro it's either you sit there and
You figure it out or you die in the rain because you don't extract soon enough
Right
So which one is the chat
We out here get busy
Okay, boom boom boom boom boom at the back. I got my gris is getting a little low. Swap it
Okay
Camo is king in this game. Yeah big time really
Okay, we got to eat. I got to eat drink. Use it. We eat first. That's the boy. Add
a boy. Get big on. All right. I got to go see Ms. Ms. Oh, God. Do you want to try and
get some of your quest done or not? Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Got it. Fuck it. We
We're doing good, we're doing good, we're doing good, we're going to bring it back
today.
Okay.
Use all.
Okay.
And a pack of water.
Okay.
Got to go to the flea market.
Know what you can do?
Can you bring me that scope off that M4?
Would you mind?
Oh, sure, I got you.
Appreciate you.
I
Some peas okay, and then you need your scope where you it
I don't know what you're talking about.
The Razer HD.
How do you like the X300?
What did you know about that Ramstein, Chad?
Bring the mouse.
He said he didn't need the mouse.
I don't need them out. I don't need them out. Nope.
Okay.
I got more. I got.
Okay. I got ammo. Ammo ammo.
Good.
Puch, do you think Peanut should be a master at this game and never lose being that he
He knows each and every scav spawn location on every map.
Okay.
Good, good, good.
Yeah, what about a flashlight? I mean, where, where do I...
Well, you want a flashlight on your gun?
Well, you want to flashlight on your gun?
Yeah, I think I have flashlights though. All right, right click and a build
But class 2p flashlight with a laser. Yeah, there you go. That works 15k cqtc 556 45 flash suppressor kit
There you go
Clutch is good. They're all saying okay
Tactical
I don't so we so we don't like this site. Do I have a better site in my inventory hutch?
You see I don't have a lot of sites. I got like a
La Bada la Bavola beef. I
Got a fucking tack 30. I got two of those
No, use the use the scope
The road below where you're looking right now far right side the tan one with the low beam on it
That one that's a good scope right low beef. Yeah, that's a good one remove your scope drag that one on top of your gun
You might have to remove the rear, there's a rear sight on your gun.
It's ending letters as RS, remove that.
Remove that sight and then remove the RS from the back of your gun as well.
Bottom row, third one from the left I believe is the one.
Yup, now you throw that scope on there, done.
Done, nice.
Appreciate your balls.
No problem.
Alright, we're good.
Have you ever-
Do you want some adrenaline shots too, Lucky?
Adrenaline morphine and then that can be your pk. So right you get shot you hit that motherfucker
You're the worst part about my death I lost my pks
That my bug was like a good one stop improving 150k man. Oh my god
Yeah, I'm solid. I got you. I got your scope. Go beans. Let me eat drink grab some water. I'm good to go
I'm so surprised you were never like
Like a world of Warcraft guy or like I'm like
Let me tell you some of those games you were not wow no not while I played the other one I played
FF 11 I got it. I can tell I can tell because the way like what you like doing
It's not variety. It's not like going to this map going to that map trying this it is I want to go to one place
I want to farm it over and over and over and over and over and over and over again until I'm like mastered it
And I was the same way bro. Wow
Cataclysm I'd farm the same bosses till I got everything and all my friends be like why don't we go farm the other bosses?
I fuck you
No, I play I played ff 11
I you know like with that game though. It wasn't like going and far. I mean I did like to farm the same shit
It's kind of funny you say that I did probably can tell man
We've been playing games long enough.
It was like the songs, man, you know, I'm sure for you in a while,
like just the you being like a town and would play a song.
And yeah, I bet if you listen to Goldshire's fucking audio right now,
you probably get real, real happy, real comfortable, you know, like,
that's kind of how it was for me.
See, kid, maybe my boys, you know, yeah.
It's like, Skyrim, Skyrim, Skyrim music is like injected into my veins, bro.
Yo, I got a bomb my father playing you see the new shit there. There's either coming out with it a couple
No, I didn't see it
Yeah, there's a new elder scrolls is supposed to take place like it's supposed to be in the Skyrim, you know thing
Yeah, dude
Listen, you can't say something what I hate about these games and it's all these games that are coming out
I don't like the oh the hyping it up for four years. I like I understand why they do it
I understand why it exists, but I'm so tired of being like oh that game's coming out in seven fucking years cool. Can't wait
Let me see 74 more commercials for it before I get to fucking play the damn thing
They do take their fucking time bro, and I understand like everybody's perfectionist
Would you like that like a new fucking kind of I can't stand the new no no, it's it dude
I no matter what they do after like I don't like it. I
I just hate the the all right. We got another play test this week another play test this week. We got another play test this week
But I'd also hate the cod shit as well. Oh, we got a new game
It's the exact same game as we've released but this time you can for
1999 you can buy the modern warfare 2 intervention noise
Well, I'll coach I ran away from you. I'm coming back bro. What are we doing, bro? What are we doing?
That's rule number six. Oh number six
You swing a left I went through that gate. I went through the gate. We're going to dorms every time
Yep
This fucking map that's beautiful
Facing face emoji saluting face emoji saluting face emoji
Are you shooting I threw a grenade to check if I was in scab those gonna be holding us
also okay this site right here is the one that I really like the one you told me to
put on mm-hmm and the one that I'm using is your favorite the guy in front of
me I'm in a terrible location and I can't move two guys potentially coming
I'll hop it up in a second
Where are they right in front of me
They're really bad spot
Yeah, they're gonna be on the other side of me
Yeah
They're on the other side and those bushes
hit him once I get a shot oh nice oh
we're gonna shot from our left a little bit too baby yeah we should push like
towards the kill yeah I'm pushing up there's gonna be someone laying down as
well in these bushes he's back he's back right trained where the body is
I'm walking up. Yeah, I hear something up here careful. Yeah, I got you right here behind wall
I'm gonna be swinging it a little bit. You okay? Goodbye. I'm not legs broken
Here we go on the board there's something there's something
He's very careful, bro
Guarantee there's another one somewhere
It's live, but it's quite fat fat. It's not but it's quiet
I'm moving a good distance away from me. I'm going all the way into this corner
I'm gonna heal my leg back here because I don't want to be caught out over there. I
I got your screen on. I'll see you. I'm gonna let you go. I'm gonna sit in the corner. I'm
gonna wait to see if this boy comes up to lose guy. Yeah, I came over that hill. He
took probably no ears apparently. I put your helmet on by the way it needs a earpiece
bro
Wait by me by me
Are you coming in you say I'm here
Are we fucking real what is it?
I
You gonna take that many fucking shots
Oh, they're built in the helmet hush, huh the one you had oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you have thumbs built into the helmet. Yep
Okay
This might be a boss bro, I'm all the way back. That's why I died by myself
I'm running back up to you now
That's you come up so I grab this guy shit and get moving
You hear me what a bad spot
There you go. Grab this guy's shield.
What do you want it? Okay.
You want a loot or you want... Okay, I'm gonna loot.
You can always say fuck it.
No, I need it.
Let's trash that's in trash. All right, fuck it. Get up. Let's get out of here
He's poor, okay
Watch with corn dog
Dude, I got so many people. I got so many people shit talking to me and didn't play con bro
I've never seen who's he who's he playing with?
I think he's just getting everybody. I committed the cop before tomorrow. Maybe what you're my
Spectating horse. Oh, yeah, bro. He's trolling
And take me and make sure you just walk it just walk just walk just walk
Just popping a hill real quick, and I'll be back up the front
I
Did I remember opening up YouTube and I'd always see Tim what's going on?
But we spectating this guy in four zone one of the best YouTube what's going on ever seen
When that's never seen oh
Pop another pk before we walk in there then I'll take lead back
Hey, well works works bro. Yeah, the spectator videos do really good for him, but I mean, you know
If we're going off of strictly performance in his talk on streets, you're going crazy too. I mean all of our
Especially bro, you've been you've been crushing
I got a great game
Yeah
Now I must be nice to be 27 years old again must be nice, bro
I just wave, bro. You're gonna hit me.
I'm sure. Don't you worry.
I'll hit you like a bag of bricks.
Careful. Yeah, I'm going up.
Oh, yep. You're right in the door right.
Camping. Top of the stairs. Door close right. Camping.
or multiple to y'all just hanging out
Holdin' dicks.
You know how I'll be.
How big is this dick? Is it pretty large?
You can't answer that shit.
Damn, bro. Ain't nothin' better when your homie's dick massive. You know what I'm sayin'?
I
Nays help me out so much
I
Need the armor I knew he was lit up and he gave me the peak fuck the armor
I don't need no armor fucking
You know the best part is I killed the last guy with no armor on
You little bitches.
That's a thing.
You're a real game athlete, man.
Listen, bro.
If we know where they are, they lose.
The problem is, is no one where they fucking are, bro.
I thought my time was like...
I don't know, watching you do all that was like when we were watching Game of Thrones
and we saw the dragon for the first time.
You should all, you know, just fucking move around.
Let me get all your shit.
Nick, this ain't con.
Let me pick my nose and pee, bro.
You know what the best part is?
someone said GGs Timbies these guys are level 27 he's a streamer and he's fucking
juice
the only thing I ask is for my gun I have your entire kit rolled up in a bag on
my back
I mean you ran out there you fucking opened all the doors ran back down ran back
How'd you what would you push the staircase the main staircase turn the course shot him when he was doing what he was doing
Why why'd you take that what what you could hear him doing that you knew he's good
Yeah
So I knew that his his teammate was holding elbow and this game typically the guy who's holding farther up is the better player
So I knew that if I pushed the dude who was in this room while he was hurt
that guy elbow number one wouldn't know if it was me or his teammate in the
hallway and number two it's literally I just coin flip if he if he was
holding the angle and they were like really good players I would have died
or I would have gotten lit up which I did push into that room kill that guy and
once I knew that he was dead I knew his boy was gonna be like I gotta I gotta
help him so he would peak the angle and that's why I pre-fired him and I
I think I probably read his thorax and then I pushed and killed him while he had a red
thorax.
I know I just said a bunch of gibberish, but basically audio cues.
Is it the chest or the gut, the thorax?
Thorax is the chest.
Once you have a zero thorax, you die.
So if you ever hear someone going, it's either their stomach or their thorax and
it's just like a, again, it's a coin flip on which one's the one that's here,
Wow
If you ever hear that like just know you're winning all you got to do is hit him one time
Which is why I pushed this guy with no armor on and I mean look at the dude's build the guess was
100% on point in case 17 with the terrible sound of you have my stream up like you ain't killing shit with this
Okay, and then of course he's the level 16
He's the worst of the group because just like and no offense, but just like when we get a fight
I always die first because I try and be in front and
You know if they get through me, they're usually fucked up and a lot of teams do the exact same thing
Yeah, this guy wasn't so he was lying when he said his homie had a big dick for sure
It's funny Chad like out of everything he just said that's what I'm taking away from it
Just the dick, man. Just the dick.
Yeah, he lied. He lied.
We asked him a genuine question.
He couldn't even fucking answer it, honestly.
Yeah, honestly, it's ridiculous that he would just lie to me like that.
I don't know what I'm saying, man.
There's some dignity.
What's rule number two rule number one always close doors rule number two take
you pain killers take you pain killers would have moved us on Adderall man it's
just real deal Holyfield yeah it's in flow state now first show yeah you're
rock and roll it right now and boom
great keycard just a little congratulations on your win punch
here's a little red keycard a hundred K for a goop up is it really oh no I'm so
mad you're dead bro what is it red rebel it's a red rebel this is what I had this
will allow you to leave out any map at the red rebel extract if you were alive
I can't drop it to you of course of course
We can't bro, I wish I could sell it to him for cheap
But sadly there's 20,000 fucking people watching number one number two people have bots set up to buy shit
this low cost there's more than 20,000 people watching Jesus Christ they don't
play especially when there's new blood
I didn't I didn't I usually always watch the fights I was streaming yeah last week
Tarkov had dropped so I've literally haven't really I don't know what's going on in the outside world
I was gonna say bro. You've been going dude. Yeah, man. I
go
Oh, it's like, you know, it's crazy
The Tarkov these drops like what we just had this is how I got my start
Yeah, this is what like this was the game that you were playing when you started streaming Tarkov. Yeah, yeah
But like actually crazy. They were playing at the end drop specifically is where I got my start
You know cuz like a lot of people
When the drops happen they watch for you know the in-game items so by watching the streams
They were able to get in-game loot like these go
Let's go, baby.
It's not home.
It's not revealing.
Ah!
Ah!
Hop in here. Let's go.
What are you doing?
Let's go.
Where are you going?
I'm going to take him to the warehouse.
I'm going to kill him.
Don't worry, I'll help you.
I'll go to the warehouse.
I'm not going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
I don't know if he's out of his mind.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
This guy's using leg ammo.
Take a turn.
Oh, bro, I got Dr. Jekyll now too.
You got to fix all four of them?
Yeah.
I'm sitting right here so I can hear if he goes for my bag.
This is crazy.
What are you hoping for here, a leg?
Or does it not matter?
matter. This is again like, this is a heal spot. They can only push me from one area,
everything's good. They can't really come from anywhere else, and I'm just in like a solid spot.
The problem is I popped it OBD2 and I'm pretty sure I'm losing my lenses, they're healing right now.
I've used about five hundred canes tenses right
and my stomach's going away the OBD-2 is out damaging my fucking prop atop there's actually
no way I'm in hell
So you gotta heal now, right?
Heal your head.
Okay, there you go.
And now it's gonna heal my head first, which sucks.
Now it's gonna heal something.
I don't even know what it's fucking healing.
Still don't know what it's healing.
Still don't know what it's healing.
There's the leg.
Leg, good, nice.
Then another leg.
Yeah, nope.
She's just gonna top off something that doesn't matter.
This game is literally shit.
There we go.
okay now you here we go
I hear him to your right so I don't think he's on your scav scav to my right
I'm just saying if he was on my loot I'd hear grass or he's already taken the
bag and now I'm zero zero on everything this guy is fucked today
Make sure your guns are reloaded too. Yeah, you're 24-24
Okay, so now the only concern here is that they shoot you your arm you're dead
No, it's it's gonna be an increased damage. Yes, but I'm not dead
Well good job, I mean you just healed the fuck out of that that was crazy
you've got more of those goddamn I've used the entire nine years since
red. You ain't playing around big dog. This is great for me to watch though. I get to kind
of like see you play through it. It's a tough one to play through too. Now I have zero food,
zero well. Here's the problem. I have a grizzly from zero food, zero water. Which means I have to
go and loot that player's calf and hope that he has food and water on him.
you're zero zero yep no way you're p.m. C. bro oh dude dude wait the fucking game
man now I'm just gonna click my heel while I'm looting this guy so I can
heal while I'm looting oh shit okay that's cool he's got no food just got
the wall it's just run over here and check the kitchen up before I grab
everything else who can spawn on these beds it's fun in here looks like I'm
fucking shit out of luck brother let's get out of here
hey in your box get your box I don't remember where I dropped it it's right
down the right right there bro yeah I'm so fucking I have to why is that I thought
that you had so much loot that when you click ZZZ we ever drop it dropped a
motherfucking box on the ground oh my bag honestly you being wrong that'll be
You found my bag, so thank you, Bob.
My gosh, man.
Let's go, kid.
Make a count.
Also got to see the importance of dropping the bag right there.
That was huge.
Because you didn't drop your bag, you
would have been just slow moving the whole time.
You wouldn't have been able to really.
Yeah.
Now, another important thing, whenever you're running out of a raid like this, typically
you're just dealing with player scabs, right?
There's always going to be a PMC like that guy, but all the good players are pretty much
in and out of raids rather quickly because they fought for the good loot, they pulled
the good loot and then they're leaving.
With that being said, when you're moving out of a raid, never or try not to allow
your stamina to hit red so you always want to be in the green so like right
before like you're completely out of stamina like right now I'm still in
green I'm still in green bottom left about to hit red I'm gonna stop and I'm
gonna walk the reason being is because you don't want to be in red because if
let's say I get shot just by being shot I lose a little bit of stamina but I
can still move if they shoot me once I hit red I am literally stuck there
until I die. So you just want to have a little bit of green and once you hit red
and you go to zero there's about like a point five to a second delay depending
on how much weight you're carrying until you're you start regaining that
stamina back but if you don't let it go into the red it regains like point two
seconds after.
Yeah, bro, it's a lot, bro, it's a lot, I try the first, when you just, you know,
when you first start playing the game, I don't burn you with this shit because there's
too much.
It ain't even that.
It ain't even that.
Someone in my chat just said, you might need to shower my boy.
This guy Tim, you don't understand bro. What do you say? What happened? He's got the cowboys in oh
What'd you hear he's got the oh, I hear
He's got the cowboys in
Super Bowl containers
He's fucking nuts
Yeah, there he was you see him
bro he does this every year man he does this every year he says the cow boys
this is our year and then two games from their own two and they fucking suck and
press got his yet again a fraud he goes well look yo good shit get out of that
That was that was clinical. Thank you. Thank you. Fuck is beautiful. Oh, man
The boy the boy
W watch
Don't you watch?
beach
Send the Ravens
Raven to who Timmy
Same thing same thing
Yeah, cuz I'm on foot. I need us. I need something she she came in here. Yeah, how many hours three hours ago talking about a turkey sandwich?
All I said was crispy bacon
That's my only request I
Could eat a fucking pigs ass right now
So I eat this shit on him. I'm starving.
You know, I want to watch the whole thing, but you got to be OK.
You know, I had some breakfast. I had some breakfast.
I want to watch that guy's POV that we just fought.
But I don't know if he's live.
Does anyone know if he's live?
Yeah, oh, no, you can't listen, man.
You know, people do it to me.
I got to do it to them.
Yeah, yeah, it comes around goes around.
I got to watch for a lot.
Yeah, I got everything I got everything.
All right, fuck it.
Yeah, I got everything.
Fuck it.
I'm going to do it.
Yeah, that's that's a bank of hutch right there.
That's a big dog.
Big doggy thing.
All right, listen, I'm going to go pick a fight.
If I go pick a fight, if I go into go into listen, man,
when she says, why don't you get it yourself?
Oh, hold on.
GGs.
Hold.
GGs.
Hey, honey.
How you doing?
Oh, okay.
Wow.
Yep.
Calm approach.
Calm approach.
Good job.
Little strong.
Oh, look at this.
Oh, Hush, look at this, dude.
Dude, you were just talking about how great your wife is and how she always takes care of you.
Right.
And that's the thing that we guys, let's get W to chat for you.
W is in the chat.
W is in the chat.
Let me take a good look at that real quick bro.
Let me take a peek.
Let me take a peek.
I know.
God bless.
Like, I just know.
I mean, I know what you would do to this, bro.
Wow.
Jalapeno!
Jalapeno!
Now, keep on looking.
Hold on!
Hold on!
Get that fucking onion out of there!
Get that onion out of there!
Get that fucking onion out of there!
Get that onion out of there!
You're gonna buy that!
Oh, no.
I can't watch it.
I'm gonna throw up.
You're gonna buy that!
You're gonna buy that!
You're gonna buy that!
Oh, no.
Fuck you, guys!
No!
You sick fuck, you sick fuck, fuck you.
You sick bastard, you sick bastard.
Blech!
Ah, ooh.
Blech, blech, blech, blech, blech.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mm.
Mm.
So was the porn reported.
Okay, dude.
What?
So you're telling me
Chicks can play fortnite on their asses, but we can't sexualize a damn
Burger you can eat
Fuck you
They got the fortnite screen on their titties. Yeah. Yeah, but the burger is where we cross the line
Fuck you
Wow
Shit, dude. I love I did I just love listening to you, you know, like I'm just listening to you my mouth is watering
Thinking about it. I'm muted so it makes it even weirder than I just said that you know what is what it is
It would it is
Man, I'm pissed that we pulled Red Rebel of the best key all day is when Nick is dead. Oh
Oh
My god
Red rebels dude, you want to know how much this red rebels go for right now?
You said 800k didn't you 1.1 mil? Oh my god
Good news. What is it? It was like a coin or something a coin? No, so how red rebel works
It's a it's a melee and
You can leave out of certain spots on every map that you wouldn't be able to leave out of unless you ever
Red Rebel so like there's maps like reserve that is quite literally unplayable with our Red Rebel shoreline
Sucks with our Red Rebel. It's just it dude. It's so good
It's so good, it's the best item in the game. That's a little pickaxe you have. Yep, that's the pickaxe
This right now you have it can we both can we both use it? No? No
Mm-hmm
But you can go to shoreline loot the best loot on the map and leave within like 30
Not even 30 minutes. I would say
not 30 minutes like a
Minute getting out of the best loot in the game out of the map and resetting. It's sick. That's insane
No onions are not fantastic you heathens
Puts cringing in a vegetable what's new all right ban that guy ban that motherfucker
You like vegetables right I do like vegetables. I like salad a Caesar salad the salad I like
Broccoli I like green beans green beans potatoes. I made us
It's literally just onions. I like everything else other than Brussels sprouts fuck Brussels sprouts
Brussels by the little rough little rough. I can't lie. Yeah, you miss me with that shit
My grandma tries to bring me Brussels sprouts. I flipped the fucking table. I don't care
I'll put her Jill. Get out of here Graham Graham. Damn it. Max Max's
No, I can't curse the front of my grandma bro. She disowned me
No, your grandma's not old school like you can't swear in front of her mad old school bro. You mean mad biblical
No way. Oh, bro. You have no idea. You got no idea. I know I don't like my grandparents are like that old school
Yeah, oh bro my grandma won't go to arrest the rocks that serves out
Keep grinding big dunk. No way swear swear
Swear bro
She know who you are like she know you know, I don't think so we keep it very in-house like
No one no one in my family knows what I do
They don't know I
Got a couple cousins that like I think might know but no one talks about it, brother. You're getting really big now
It's weird, bro. I don't like it. I
I don't like it. I like being under the radar boss. I like being under the radar boss. Brother, that ship came and went.
I don't know. I don't even know. You know, the problem is, is like Gav will hit me up. He'd be like, yo, you had a great day.
I don't ever look. I don't ever look at the numbers. It's not something to look at. And he's like, yeah, this many people watch today.
I don't I don't look at like not while I'm doing it. I look at it probably that's fine
But you like when it's over, you know, when I when it's over
Yeah, and usually it isn't me who pulls it up usually my wife will be like yo you did great today, and I'm like, oh, really
That's it makes me nervous
I
Used to look at it a lot and when I stopped looking at it it started getting better. So now I don't look at it no more
Yeah, you can't you can't really get to you
What if you could use it
Well, that's what that and that's what I look at it. I use it as like okay people are enjoying it, you know
You know what numbers I use more than anything that kind of translate just across the board of YouTube
If you do it on a video if you saw a video if those are good, I know the stream's gonna be great
Okay, it's usually one to one for me at least
No, that's a pretty that's a pretty fair shot, okay, I
I'm fucking greased up right now. Oh, you're good. I gotta replace all these gems. You got me yapping
I forgot where I was my bad my bad. I do find it really fucking interesting that your family don't know
shit that's fucking funny oh brother on another like my mom and my dad they know
but other than that like my brother I really know
you still hear me? yeah I hear you. what are you at right now? I'm in the kitchen.
so we got mad for no reason we were just making shit up we were just making
shit up we were mad for literally don't freeze it oh god
it was great I feel like Gimli after the goddamn war
yo bro you're gonna come back I don't think you're gonna miss the shot the
rest of the day I don't think you're gonna miss the rest of the day
Foo bus crazy. I learned that from you. Hi foo bucks a real thing. It's a completely real thing
Me infinite
Hi, buddy. Have like a what do we have chat? Yeah, it's something on stream, bro. We we about fell asleep to both of us
Really slump you oh slump you real good man. Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna cover what you eat.
I think my dog needs to go out.
Can I cue us to scab run really quick and let him out?
Of course.
My man, accept this real quick. Let me go.
Let me go and let him outside.
If I don't let blue outside in about three minutes from when he tells me, he can start breakdancing right then and then.
He's gonna spray the wall.
Yeah, man.
I'm not gonna do it from killing him.
I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
Yeah, hold it down entertain yourself. Somebody says slur or something.
you
...
...
What's going on?
Are we good?
All righty, I'm back big dog and I got an energy drink
I'm riding dirty so I told you have a play on my act like a bot and it's just an act question mark. That's where I'm at
Damn
That's me do you just go downstairs?
You just go downstairs
Do you think you'll meet up? Yeah, it's me right here. What's up, bro?
All my lips are on fire man, holy shit, I love that
All right, do you see how there's a sniper scav up there?
You ever seen them tiktoks like old Latino dudes going to work and their wife packed them a lunch
It's like a sandwich a full ass fucking jalapeno. Yeah
What a guy my wife packed me a lunch
Don't have a sandwich
Take his fucking side, yeah
Oh shot that sounded like it was gonna be like relax key. Maybe come come come come come come come come
one-pound fish
Come and take a look
One-pound fish
You gonna like it you gonna love it you gonna suck on that fish
Would you like to hear some drama in the Tarkov community that I just saw on Twitter?
Let's hear it, bro. I know you like that drama shit
Uh, I guess there's like this streamer dude who got somebody banned. Okay. Yeah, and that person who got banned is also a streamer
But he's a smaller content creator. Oh
And now not everybody going to war with each other and this isn't the first. Oh shit right here. This isn't the first time
This is how it is inside and the PMC inside careful
Could be outside yeah clean on the inside clean on outside
I'm gonna stack up we stack up get that flashlight up ahead
Yo listen were you behind me in front? I
Don't remember
You're dead listen. We can't go first Nick. We got to send the other motherfuckers up there
Then we bait them. Oh, I don't know why I'm doing shit like that, bro
And then I realize you were dead I ran up there he ate everything
In charge even on auto. Yeah, why do you go so fast being choked?
Why do you go so fast my head my head?
All right, bro, that's a free one
Forget
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest working fast last game kind of got me in a mood, bro
I'm going to know man. I know I know I know I'm going to be so lucky in your bag. I
Was in flow state, bro
Listen up 22 zigzag counter blast
We're going to have Terry bring it out of the crowd.
It's been open all night.
There you go.
Bring it down across.
Yeah.
Alec, you look for him.
If it ain't open, sling it out right.
I can't wait to coach, bro.
I might just talk country.
Where are you from, coach?
Mission.
Detroit.
I
You from your worst not married
I'll get on the line. I worked at Ford Motor Company for 33 years
Let me get you back
Sir, I got everything got your helmet headphones mags grenades man
Colock adrenaline got it all mean this guy drag play with peanut one night. It was you you me and peanut
I think night one or something, but then they meet me and drag had linked up with him
And it's the first time that he met drag and drag was doing the
Yeah, he looked at the camera he didn't know he didn't know track like that so at that moment
He was like what can I say? No, he didn't I don't think he was fucking with the way
We were making fun of the way you were.
Oh, I said that was crying, man, sir.
Listen, man, I know that those sons of bitches fucked up,
but there's a part of me that hopes that it's good,
not even because we all know it ain't.
But like, dude, the Arc Raiders shit when we were all
playing, that shit was peak.
That was so much fun.
You know, like I did have fun, man, but I cannot lie to you.
And this might be crazy.
Like, okay, I'm not having as much fun playing Tarkov as I did
at the beginning of our graders.
But what I'm telling you is like, this has the same kind of
energy because I've never, well, no, but I've never played this game.
And this is a big ass game.
Like you can make the argument that escape and Tarkov is the greatest
distraction shooter of all time.
No.
I mean, it is.
Yeah.
Okay, well, I mean, I'm getting to experience it for the first time, so I'm kind of like
I'm I used to go back to our very I don't want to go nowhere.
I'm chilling.
Bro, I used to I completely agree.
I completely agree.
I'm more talking about just having track.
Nico.
I miss those idiots.
I miss Ninja.
I miss playing with T foo.
I miss us doing our morning shit going into the nighttime shit.
You know, like I do.
That was so much fun.
That was so much fun.
Everybody was everywhere man everywhere you look there was there was I did I got to me and hang out
I mean bro, that's where we met was on our creditors, you know like I
Really enjoyed it. I used to call this game the greatest game ever ruined
Because before these last updates, I'm telling you this game was so fucking cheeks, bro
and now it's just
It's what if this is the game that we fell in love with and they just got so far away from it for so long
But fuck it. We're back bro. We're back
They're back finally
What made it bad, I mean bro so many things
It don't matter man, they've all been fixed everything's better now your ships in your rig your helmet your headphones put them off
you drop you drop that mag you drop that mag what's gonna be a problem would
you take just make room let me make room I can't I'm looking for the mag I
dropped it's gone forever it's gone forever
yeah fuck it yeah maybe a bit more now if it was in six ones we go look through
the fucking bushes yes we do
oh wow
we get in koala or panda yeah but we're running through we're running through
this bitch well let me just buy my heels real quick and then yeah
No, I just think, I mean, bro, it's like, I can mute if you want, I'm right in front
of you.
No, no, you're good.
It's just, they made the game, literally, the fundamental issue with the game was that
they were developing the game to combat cheaters.
That's what it is.
They were making the game worse for everybody so that it wouldn't appeal to people who
were cheating.
And that's, in my opinion, what made the game bad.
Okay, so we have an MBR behind us.
I'm going to get through that death.
Floor closed
Yeah
Someone are right shooting you know so you got coming in you control this shit careful this ice cream shack where people like to sit
good close. Yep, good.
was open. In the bush, in the bush, in the bush, you're right.
All right. I'm not sure. All right.
He's dead.
Okay. Get inside whenever you can. Or if you're healing an ice cream stand there, you're good.
You got to leave. You got to leave. Why you have black thorax. Black head.
Okay. We'll just, we do have people inside of dorms.
Okay, um, I'm gonna go over there.
Mr. Scav, we're good.
I didn't bring extra ammo. Okay, we're on a clock anyways. It's good.
I don't have any killers.
I can't use that item.
Why can't I just curve-kit my head?
I got people all around me, can you show you now?
I killed his boy already as well.
There's only two I heard.
Could be one more outside.
What do I do about this uh...
You're taking time bomb to death.
We need to grab all this shit, we need to leave.
Okay.
So come inside, loot that guy.
Loot this guy in the bathroom.
We need to make our leave.
Pulling up on me?
Yeah, I'm heard.
Ice cream?
Yes, we're doing it!
It's ours for sure!
Nice.
Yeah.
Need to repack I need to get myself one bag full real quick
I should be able to do I just got a search for you, right?
Rotate
Loot the guy right on the backside of dorms as well and then come inside loot the guy bathroom
I'm gonna go loot marked and then we can leave our car. Okay
I
Take ammo
You kill the guy all back
Yeah, he did. Are you running? I was right there. Yeah
Juice
Wait this guy's got stuff is PPM. Oh wait this guy's got stuff good
I got a gift for you as well
Oh, yeah. Perfect. Morphine shot. Should I take it?
Last use. Morphine shot? I mean, yeah. You know, I mean, you're probably coughing,
So yeah, I would.
Good, yeah.
I hear you, you're right outside hitting all those trees, right?
Yeah, sorry.
No, you're good, you're good.
I was just over top of you.
I just want to make sure. Checking for car now. We do not have car. All right, we got to kind of leave soon.
Very soon. All right, there's a guy inside the bathroom. I'm going to leave and then we leave.
Now, same thing as we talked about before. If you get in a gunfight and any damage goes
of your head so that means if anyone shoots you more than once you're dead anywhere in your body
you just need to walk behind me okay
the morphine is in me yeah let's go
you you you any pinkies
making noises right now
no not actually i'm showing yeah you'd be that morphine we'll cut it out
Anytime you're making noises a painkiller of any kind you'll stop
Well, I can't run I can't I don't gain stamina like this. Oh, you can't stamina
Drop your gun, I'll grab it. It's good. You're overweight
You can't stamina now
Nope
Okay, you carry another gun or no
No, not really this easy sucks. I'm dropping this easy drop your other gun
Let me walk in front
Dude, my fucking lips are on fire.
Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
Alright, it's a camping spot, tie it right behind this wall, let me check it.
Good.
good no way people sit there that's so that's like criminal
player dead you're insane you're fucking insane
there's no way
I need to eat food. I don't have any food bro. I can't lie.
Here you go. You eating food? Yeah. Sorry. You good? There you go. Eat that.
Was that guy camping us right there or did we just call him coming over?
A little twirl if he's questing
Alright, not a bad one, couple kills, not too shabby, dude the MP7 is so good, holy
Shit such a good gun man. My goodness
How's your water your water, okay?
Six get over here, bro. Let's go come on
Get your ass out of this raid
You know you you you're bleeding I am I you're bleeding dr. Jekyll that's that that's that perk no way
dude no way that's so bad hey don't worry at least we're lucky mouse at least we're lucky mouse
lucky mouse I just want to be lucky you're good no no no no listen we go shit oh shit
I forgot to give you two things.
And we get this, you know what I mean?
I had an ammo case for you, bro.
I had an ammo case.
Don't you worry, don't you worry.
Damn it.
OK, so why is everybody mad that I
lived with a black head?
Because with a black head, any type of damage
that goes to your head, you fall over dead.
Like, you just, you did.
Wow, that thing that I shot at the very beginning
in the bush that I was like, scabbed dead.
That was a fucking player
Remember when we were walking out and there was that thing in the bush
I just went and I was like all right. He's dead. That was a player
Yo, bro, I think I doubled up dosage today, man. I don't know what's going on
Good for you
All right, this thing is way better. Oh this guy look
I got I got BP in this motherfucker, man.
Is BPM or good?
It is, right?
Yeah, BP's good.
This right here is this guy.
This guy right here.
That's a player.
That is a player!
What?
How is that a person?
How did he even get there?
What the fuck?
Alright, I'll take it.
bad that dude is pissed
wait a second
nah I ain't right
we need we hold on can this five five four five
use your words well I got two mags you know my rig that are
Zero for 24 and I got two mags from zero for 30.
Can I can I use touch of PLS 30 mags?
It's an AK 12 5 4 5 4 5 by 39 early model 30 round mag.
Is that going to fuck a K?
I think it should be should.
Yeah, I'll load it and then drag it over there.
Quick answers.
No.
OK, there you go.
Have you ever wondered just try.
Just trap.
I was what Chad said.
You say rule number six is the list of chat.
That is true.
Don't ever listen to chat.
Remember that.
Don't listen to chat.
Remember that.
Don't listen to him.
Even when they're right, you don't listen to him.
That's how it works.
Wrong amuletide grassy.
See, see exhibit a.
And MAD is good ammo or no.
MAD, which, which type, but yes.
Usually 99.
I don't know if there's an MAD round that's bad.
Short answer yes, long answer, M80 is decent?
Are they on crap?
No, the M80 is, oh I was muted the whole time, M80 is a great round, don't, don't let them
say anything bad about M80, M80 is a fantastic round.
Say less than say less.
And on top of that you can look, right click the round, go to information, go look at
the penetration.
stupid pin and then click the little down arrow over it.
Yeah, very high, very high, very low.
Very low, right. Love it.
Fantastic round.
F-O-V. Max F-O-V.
I'm one of the few players in this game who likes to play Max F-O-V.
Aim small miss small aim small miss small
Jam sesh does the motherfucker like me have food?
Don't tell me that
Shit
I got food. Oh, yeah
Look at that
Some peas, let's coach that peas.
We bring a peas to the party room.
And Bob begins.
Unpack this.
Oh, shit.
I'm good money plates are good here, right? Yeah
We got enough food we got water we got the grizzle
Great song, well, great song, great song, great song, let me get a little song rolled
up for me and Nick here, let me find one, one moment, one second, no, give me a good
song. No, it's a great song, but no, that's a I'm gonna listen to this one just me and you.
Say that.
I'll pass on it.
Lock him.
Let's go boys.
Alright, let's do this shit.
Let's go, baby.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
So, uh, when you want to communicate to me, let me know that your head, it was like
my head last game.
How do you say, how, how do you communicate that to me?
Blacked out head.
Blacked out head.
Okay.
So the two things the two things
Apparently I'm a racist so that'll happen that'll happen
I am well-versed in being called a racist myself and sometimes it is what it is
It is what it is not much you can do about it Nick. You know
It is what it is, you know
You hang out with closely enough it starts getting swung
You know
What I'm saying? Thank God. I don't do that
Out god shout out to the lord. Amen. All right. There's a room up here to our right as a door doesn't spawn open
This door right here
Yep
He's dead
Oh, he made that!
Nice job, Nick.
Great job.
Great job.
Start to win.
Oh, four plates if you want them.
Just check the plates.
Alright, let's continue.
I
Like the walking in this game
He's got caught up on that wood that was what I see either that's either
What a boy you're learning fuck yeah, we gotta look right now. I don't have a scope. That's all you
Now you want to look that ahead check that gunner see if there's any bitches on there
They have audio over there as well
We're gonna pass these guys up. They're fighting for quests. We want to fight for money
for that money honey
for that money honey
They're fighting for quest we fight for money exactly
Literally what it is like when you're questing like when we start doing your quest
We're gonna get in a lot of different fights, but where we're heading. We're literally fighting for a marketing game
I just I just bought another marketing key for 3.9 mil. So I'm fucking poor
Increase your zoom speed how do I do that by the way? You can't you just got to hold that bitch down
Oh
You're saying when you when you when you ADS it's slow
No, oh, okay. They're saying you don't you can't lies you can when you ADS they're talking about ADS
No, I'm talking about ADS and then changing the
Magnification on the zoom like how I'm pretty sure in your settings you can change that
Okay, cool. If you're talking about ADS. You can't change it in raid. No, you have to change with ergonomics on your gun
They're up here.
Where you at? Yeah, I just, bro. You're not near me.
I didn't know where you were. He's right next to you, bro.
Opposite side.
Come on, Nick, bro.
I was right in the hill.
You just did, there was two top right hill on the other side, bro.
Unfortunately.
He's got a teammate.
It feels bad.
That's dorm shooting at the guy.
You ain't got his discord pulled up.
man this ain't 2009 and this ain't me and my boys clinically clearing out a map
this is going into the most trafficked area on the map where a footstep is the
difference between life and death and him being 10 steps back and not moving
and being right next to me moving through the bushes is completely
different when it comes to audio I didn't know if he was back left or back
right I heard back right I knew Nick was back behind me somewhere and I
I didn't know if it was an enemy or if it was him because he was too far away from me.
No I think he was probably changing his settings, it's not a big deal, it's not a big deal.
Just sucks.
I should not have died there.
Then that's on you. Can you shut your retarded ass up? What do you mean then that's on you?
When you're walking point and you're with your boys
It is not your job to keep a map on your boys who are walking behind you following you
If that's you as a teammate and that is what you think bro
I don't ever want to play with you in any game that has ever been made ever
You're on crack. You're the worst type of teammate
You are methed out of your mind, like me.
This is just fucking horrible.
I gotta go for my dog stuff, though.
Let him work.
Yeah, once you hit that bush, there is no more sneaking big dog.
I didn't want to I didn't want to critique you in a moment.
I couldn't tell if I couldn't tell if when they when they were shooting from the apartment if they killed the other guy, because I know I killed one.
I think anyway, I can see those.
And I got one.
You you had to you had to on the top of that top right here. I was trailing behind you, but they just both shot you at the same time.
Yeah, I heard them. I thought it was you back there because they were like the exact same distance away from me just on the opposite side
It's all good. No, I risked get with them all
Bucking blows bro, I should have throw some amazing there. That would be a good idea
Yeah, I guess I'm thinking outside the box a little bit
fuck
GG GG
That hill is just death
Yeah, when we walk into that hill we got to be right next to each other and just like listening for any audio at all
No, story time type no story time. That's like when we walk in this story time
We walk in a space for we just listening
any audio we shooting are we scaven we scaven one yeah we just have one let's do it let's do it
fuck man
Oh, what is this stupid ass tweet that I just saw that Tim posted?
Let me look at this.
Is this the rankings you're talking about?
What's your longer stop doing, you'll think, my dude.
So he got Super Bowl contenders.
The rams the Falcons the Cowboys playoffs the bills Kansas City
No honestly if just put the burrs of the playoffs I can't roast the list too bad him putting
Him putting bro the lions
Missing the playoffs his fucking insane. I
I wonder why he said that is
that he's probably was he
predicting the the Packers and
the Bears to do better from
there or something.
I don't know.
That division stacked it is
that bro but the Lions have
been good for the past three
years they just get hurt
every single time the
playoffs come around their
entire fucking squad is just
in shambles.
They were up like three touchdowns on the 49ers let them come back and win. That's crazy. That's what I'm saying, bro like
Man, I'm here. They should have won. Yeah. Yeah
But wasn't I mean by the way, I'm in as well. I'm shooting
You know the street. Yeah
You shoot three times
Yeah, just in case of the PMC, brother, think I'm a scab.
Perfect.
I got a little head clanger, bro.
This guy said I'm from Detroit, and the Lions always find a way to go.
But if you're from Detroit, the Lions don't ever have a chance to blow it.
What are you talking about?
The last like two years about it
Yeah, you guys just got to the point where it's like all the lions aren't terrible
Would you go in this green room or something I went into the green room to the out left of the door turn around
That all you I'm right over here
We're coming back
I can't open those doors
Yeah, I mean
It's you stand by to take that helmet off it ain't gonna do nothing other than make you not be able to hear shit
Okay
Perfect, let's get it
Ready yeah
Take my helmet off too if you want to you can have it.
Blue ass helmet.
They're gunners are up, the bonds in there.
Let's see another.
Alright, run the circles around here, just listen to them.
Yeah.
Check that deep left side.
I
Need a single fire it is
What what you got
Saga saga nine aim for the legs, bro
Oh wait, no that's the, let me see, no I think you have the little, oh yeah it's shooting
PST bro, we're aiming for faces, no I'm gonna be honest this raid seems dead, we're not
hearing nothing, let's go see if we can't find a key in here, maybe we'll just want
relax he looked at get a Bitcoin
Very quiet.
Found it. All right, let's go.
And go to relax, Keena.
What the fuck, Vladimir? Get out of the doorway!
Gonna grab all this stuff in here. I can't lie. We're gonna go get some big boy shit
I'm gonna be for nothing cuz I'm fucking muted your pops come with me. Come on me. I got the relax key
We're gonna go make some money, bro
That didn't work I don't have enough strength
That didn't work I don't have enough brain
Yeah, I could have been a bunch of questers could have been one guy killed the map who knows
They could be on the other side of the map
They could be in windows waiting to kill us
Really the options are endless.
So that is, that's not even players, that is Caban's guards killing scabs I think.
Really?
Yeah you hear out everything we heard was loud, that is scabs shooting Caban's guard
and Caban's guards killing him immediately.
It's all loud guns. Typically majority of people run suppressed.
Yeah.
And now that we're not hearing any more shots, we know for a fact it was a fucking scav.
Probably somebody like you who has no idea what the fuck that area is.
It just got absolutely obliterated.
Jalen hurts the most agile QB in the league, bro.
Who's who's more agile Collar on the Vikings Jaden on the Commanders the homie on Green Bay
All right, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. Yeah, right. There's enough. That's enough. I was staying corrected
Jalen's agile though
He is he is he's agile sadly our offensive coordinator for some reason we keep getting him off a fucking Craigslist
You're gonna be good man. We are good this year. Oh, yeah, we are
And we got they just want to superbowl a couple years ago. Yeah, right? And we got a jazz AJ Brown off the team
He's good, too. Yeah, he's good on the field terrible in the locker room, bro
I don't care how good you are man. If your team hates you and someone's already
It'll be good with the pass
This looks like a streaming room or something.
Yeah, this room is a bunch of high-value loot.
This is the key that I found, but sadly, someone's already looted it.
Is this called hookah?
Or no?
No, it's a relax room.
Relax room.
This room is the key fort.
It's 100% spawn rate in the building we were just in.
You loot that key on the scavrow if it's dead and you come here and you get
bitcoins that's the goal sadly this this round someone's already hit it what a
dead fucking raid man wow get the fuck out of here get our scav repp
sewer manhole ventilation shaft let's go this way so same thing same thing one
loud shot instant sounds like an LMG shot on Thanksgiving nice that'd be good
one hutch cowboys eagles can't wait to welcome again what team are you a fan of
cowboys are a weird football I don't really have an NFL you know me yeah I
was loving the Bucks me me and Mike you know I was being eagles fan with me man
come on come on man I'll get you a jersey what is extra small extra small
First of all, it's large. It's large. It's large.
What are you talking about?
You can't leave here, bro.
What do you mean?
Oh, shit. God.
Damn it.
How do you not have any relationship?
Everybody gets this extract.
Every fucking scaffold.
Damn it.
What happened, Terry?
I don't know, but I saw something.
Oh, his rep is getting rid of
extracts. Oh my gosh. They might
be right because your rep is
back as you keep smoking scabs.
You get worse extracts. Yo,
that's actually insane. Do you
think me as restroom? Do you
he's gonna smoke that motherfucker 100%
look at him looking away from him trying to make him think that he's not
gonna kill him watch
he's gonna smoke him guaranteed
I'm going to shoot him, Chad.
Dude, don't chat it.
My face.
You know?
Got a helmet, though.
The ears.
They're gonna leave me doing an extract.
You can kill them.
They're gonna take it as shit.
below the clip there is no clip
Did he smoke him?
You're only fucking yourself by shooting him zero game. There's zero game
Well, how'd he get all this fucking loot? Want to tell me that?
smoke is bitch
smoke his bitch ass
what's up man? what you doing?
you know it's going for a walk
i got an mp5 if you want it
you do?
moki you want that?
i don't want to take that from you bro
yeah okay cool cool cool
Yo, if you go back, like where I originally was,
there's hella, like, there's hella bodies.
What's there, actually?
Yeah, like, I don't know if I even kept on,
like, there's like,
like, completely unmoving bodies.
You just look, like, you just look like,
if I teamed up with you, we would be a good team.
You look formidable.
I
Look at the baby look at the baby pop it out of his head is cool, bro. He's chill. Yes, look at the baby pop it out of his head
I didn't hear you, but listen if we see a PVC and we kill them
He is on his way to an extract he is about to leave he is about to leave to an extract he is about to leave he is about
I
Can't do it man
I can't I can't I can't do it. I can't I don't even know where to go bro fuck
I can't do it. You see they can't we can't see it's best. That's the worst karma, bro
That's the worst karma
That's how I get out bro. That's okay. Come here. I'm not gonna do it
Can't do it come on
March that's where we got to go bro now you're going to Cardinal that's that
place we have to drop down the ramp where Tim died yesterday and he was mad
cuz it was a it was a PMC and I was scared let him have it bro I can't have
it bitch yeah because he loaded he loaded yeah I go down the staircase
He's taken right but he was smooth though.
He was smooth.
He know he knew what you wanted.
He's been there.
He's he's he's killed people.
Take a ride on that sidewalk.
I want you to know that people were calling for murder.
I know I gotta get my PCV up.
It's honestly a good choice.
It's a good choice.
It's a good choice.
Yeah.
You can go off the way across the street,
opposite sidewalk, take a right,
left in the last building,
and then just straight.
You see, I know what you're trying to do.
Also it's PMC, you dumb sack of shit, not PVC.
That's a pipe, you meatball.
PMC, did I say PVC?
You said PVC like the pipe.
My bad, man, shit.
It's all right.
I'ma let it slide.
Like I'm a fucking plumber or something, man.
Yeah.
Hand me the PVC.
Is that why you always say that, Hutch?
because there's fucking welcome to hell signs everywhere.
Yeah, literally, yeah.
And that in that area, there's a hell sign.
I just realized.
Nah, we can't, we can't, man.
Where do I go?
Take a left and that area, take a left.
Do that, do that building.
Now where you going?
I didn't say go backwards and take a left
through the doors that don't work.
You know that guy might have been talking about you.
They're going to live through the doors.
Then you're going to go right through the other doors.
Then go straight down a ramp and to the right.
You can honestly just jump over the railing as well and just be there.
You can jump over that railing, jump over the next railing and then you're there to right.
to the right to the right to the right to the right to the right to the right.
That's the Cardinal extract.
Have you ever seen Cardinal?
That's where you're going.
PVC.
PVC.
PVC, we got that rep up PVC
He took he took bullets out you couldn't shoot when B5
No way check out the gun. Does it have no bullets in the mag that be fucking elite
You try shooting me just go
Except my dad
He just said fucking if you're gonna kill me kill me with the gun I gave you
Wow he accepted death bro
Hey chat was fucking lying
That's a war right there bro. Damn bro that guy accepted death
That's a he mauged me bro. Did he mauged me? He mauged you. Yeah
What is mug me again? Like when you just like bitch pussy? Yeah, the worst way to say it. Yeah
No doubt no doubt you lost or a little bit. It's a little bit though
All right, we're so hold on. We're gonna go back in heavy, man. We gotta have a good gun to do it. I
Got this M4
And it's got some good health on it repair
We'll repair we're mechanic because I'm not I'm here learning. Oh
Boom 97 perfect. Okay, we do the m4 and I need to bring a scope though
And I think I have scopes
Hutch I need a scope mother fuck
fuck up. Mother fuck up. No, they're saying attack 30 is good. Attack 30 is good. Okay,
no, they're lying. They're lying. Attack 30. It's okay. I'll take it. It's fine. It's
fine. Are you sure? I can buy you a scope. It's fucking as that 30 is nice. It's terrible.
Let's find out I'm attack 30 to up so good. We're good. We're good
Here we go
Contact two I mean shit
Something good, oh, we just bought a four million dollar key the the
This key right here. We bought it for four mil. We haven't hit it yet. So we'll get some real we'll get some real
We've also do to be honest with Justin playing fucking customs loser money. There ain't no money to be made on customs, bro
It's so shit. Oh
This is actually fucking great almost three years hanging out with the superb excellent top notch
Elite gamer who has no goddamn nips and small as fuck
I know
You mean to bring you back like I yeah, actually keep you that yeah, I can do that
What is this a mag 60
What the fuck man?
Is this the only mag that goes into this gun chat?
This mag right here?
Or can I get, can I pick any mag?
On low ammo.
This was an MA5, anyone?
No, okay good.
I don't even want that mag.
Let's, pick me a mag real quick.
I can have like three of them.
Use a gen three.
Perfect, bro.
Fucking perfect.
Perfect, bitch.
No, no, no, no, not ready, not ready, not ready.
No, Ross bro, I'll be here whenever you're ready.
Top up.
Boom.
pop up again. Yeah. Oh, what that? And I said, oh,
Hutch, I need you to bring a little M8558 one for me.
Just a little bit like 50.
You muted, but I'm going to hope you say yes. Yeah. Yeah. Already in there.
That's my guy right there, bro. I got peas, water.
We need, we need, we need, we need, we need.
Cali, that's mine.
Some pain, I'm getting a little low on painkillers man, motherfucker.
You need me to bring your PKs?
You know what, this has been a tough day.
We've had a tough day.
Yeah.
This is your first like actual tough day.
No doubt.
Yeah.
Today has not been easy.
We've lost more today than we've lost in the other like three days combined.
You know.
But we've also been, this is the most aggressive I feel like we've played in the last three
days where we're just kind of like running into high populated areas.
Well, we had a couple deaths there were sniper deaths we gotta blame the sniper on that one
Then we had a couple deaths where it was like I'm off on my own shit. So that that there's four we could have eliminated. Yep
And they five five anyone and they five five anyone no
No, don't got it
Wait bro, what's perfect?
I'm chug.
Food, water.
I'm a load!
I'm a load!
I'm tired!
you're not chilling. Yes, I am.
These AI songs are crap. Oh my gosh. Are you kidding me? You Cyril? You think this song's AI? What?
That's an insane statement coming from you, boss.
It's all AI.
Hat fishing, watch your language.
That's a lie, he that is a...
Y'all tired of customs yet?
I feel like we gotta make Nick go to other maps soon.
this whole eight hours of customs make them up I could go crazy I want to go
labs but that's too much too much well it's too much that's your backpack and
And the ammo is inside.
Well, thanks, Bows.
No problem, bitch, Pusta.
Let's go.
Thank you.
Also, me and Chad's been talking.
Oh.
We have been playing Customs for going on six hours.
And they might-
We've been around. We've been on streets. We've been on streets.
Twice.
twice
what is the scope the scope is so bad
the attack 30
I tried to tell you I literally said
you said no no no
I use it
it's terrible
it's terrible it's terrible
yeah it's absolute shit
one shot
There to be those rules.
Now that's a little different. What you heard was a sniper scav.
Probably on the warehouse, but there is a player over there.
We heard a pistol at the beginning of the raid.
Okay.
And I mean, no matter what, the scav gotta be shooting at something, right?
Right.
this route is always tough man.
It'll get easier.
We're crossing spawns.
So like we're going for, to be honest, we've just gotten ass spawns.
Like crazy man.
that was you getting shot bro that was on top of us those guys are right behind us on
the trade tracks that's them fighting Michelle's guards I think they're loud yeah that's Timmy's
I think that's an unsuppressed MDR
And on top of that bro like you do getting these reps in even if we are losing like
Well you doing this and I playing like this
Hey, bro, you're gonna get a lot better so much faster like these motherfuckers who play this game
They play it like super tactically like don't get me wrong. You're gonna find more success players
audio
Look in we got to get inside cannot be out here for too long
Could be inside
Yeah, audio left.
Yeah.
I think that was outside.
I think that was upstairs.
Scabbed it on stairs.
Okay.
Audio left.
Audio upstairs.
I
That upstairs
You play first yep cool
Opening up dorms opening up the marquee
Where you at where are you playing at oh my god juice get up here right now get up here right now hurry
You up top right yeah all the way up come all the way up
The shoe coming in yep grab this bitch boom shacka like a baby. You got your red rebel
Put that in the melee slot put that in the melee slot right now
You just got the ability to play any map in the game bro, that's actually so fucking massive let's go
Drop your knife. Yeah, drop knife throw it in there
So that that opens up extracts on reserve and on shoreline and on lighthouse like in the middle of the map
We'll go there next raid just so you can see it
That's massive, bro people wait until they're like level 30 to afford that shit
Then we'll take it. Yeah, that's big. I got a red key card and a blue as well
So I got a mill besides that it's huge you got a bill besides that yeah
It's like a two million dollar open this key by itself was four milles. So I've already paid for half of it
one open
But people don't buy it because they're scared to come in here they're gonna run into us who's also farming this bitch right right
You can go back down to first, keep holding if you want or you can loot, it's up to you.
Sure, sure.
Just same thing as before, we should just be walking everywhere so we can hear audio
if it's not us.
Any type of trees, any type of sprinting, anything like that, it's not us.
I'm hearing audio.
Your flashlight?
I got a scab on the first floor.
Yeah.
So dark?
Oh, here you go.
I
Know demon audio demon audio demon. He's listening
Second floor two story is open possibly players across watch every window you walk in there
Metal nami. Yeah, I got people on my side outside
There's people upstairs second floor on the outside hold that window I'm running toward
you don't shoot me yep I've got to get a free kill here
Let you work I have a NPC here as well
One dead
Nice do the fucking stairs yeah
Could be one in first floor potentially jump their window, okay
I'm going to refill him, Meg.
Yeah, you heard the p-
It sounded like a lizard eating a fucking rock.
Just heard a jump, was that you?
Me.
Okay.
No, you're on staircase.
Yep.
He's first floor elbow.
When you go downstairs, look left.
left he's gonna be down there all the way at the other could be another one at
door just be very careful but someone's in the building the problem with that is
that you I got you
there's it there's an empty thing he's gonna be down there
Yeah, I'm pushing him, he hasn't opened up the door yet, so if he's out here he's going
to be right here, nope nothing, could have just climbed out to get his voice shit, let
let me get active
you ready?
uh... coming
yup
what you?
being any of these bushes laying down bro could be in any of them
I
Trust you I'm not I didn't hear this guy one time and then when I jumped you you said he's jump
Yeah
Go ahead and grab this guy. I agree suck them up. You know me
Well, they did oh no, no
It's trying to take me away the car
Did you did you press it? No, no, no, it just it popped up on my screen
Now we can just hit a little little reset if you want
Take that whole gear set, log a gear set, come back, hit mark again.
Down.
That's the log of quick dub.
You made 1.1 mil minimum.
I made some money.
You got a gear set out.
This is big.
I hear something creeping.
You hear that?
Nope.
What do you hear at left?
Yeah.
You, yeah, you hear it.
You gotta hear it.
Oh inside
We're good. I'll start that car get out grab an armor
He's gonna peek anyway, it's gonna be second floor grab that armor come back to call I'm gonna start it
Oh, shoot.
Car started. You got 50 seconds.
I'll grab it. I'll grab it.
Which three spots?
Look at those windows.
Go to the car and make sure you pay for it.
If we were to press something you press that if you have money no, all right dropping money
Hey for with that look at the car press F
Always have yeah, you see the timer countdown. Yeah, I do
I have 300 K on me at all times
at all
So why'd you ask me like I like I have money on me. You should always have money in your Doc's case
That Doc's case you have in your inventory. Do you still have that or no? Yeah, of course
So you put put like a hundred K in there
So anytime you need to take a car extract you can anytime you want to go into the BTR and make it shoot people randomly
You can't under K will like pretty much come here. Yeah roll number nine. I always have money in your ass
Hey rule number nine will never be broken again. I
I don't even know what's like that guy just got 300 games fucking pocket. Hold on
Throw some money in that little little briefcase
There we go
So do you want to go to shoreline to see what that extract is you want to keep running on customs until we until we die
Right now. I say we keep going customs. We hit the iron wall. It's hot. I was hoping you were gonna say
I know, bitch, plus say I can read your mind.
Come on.
You know where I want to be, man.
You know where I want to be.
Quick unload, eat and drink.
We're right back in.
Now we farming.
Now we money farming.
Kids are paid for.
Got another red, another blue.
I gotta change the scope, baby. You're kicky. Can you bring me a scope? I can't let a good one. I
Can't do this. Go to scope so bad
So you're trolling with that shit. There's no way you like that
Damn blue key cards are going for 450. Are you going to therapy?
No, you don't vendor read I know you've been to purple or violet
I don't know if you vendor blue. We're going to check.
Just mark P's on your water bottle for the road.
Boom. Okay. And then.
Wait. You guys are venturing red? Really?
Is there anything else you want me to put in the Doc's Hutch?
Like, what do you, where else you keeping there?
Just keys that you're using and money. That's it.
Okay.
Well, how do I put only a hundred K?
Hey, control drag the money and then type in a hundred thousand.
I bring a hundred and fifty K and that's also like your insurance policy.
Like, let's say you go broke tomorrow, you know, you got still money in your
doctor can, you know, go in there and grab if you need it.
Perfect.
I'm huge.
Scoping guys, hutch has that, man.
I'm bringing you a helmet out of rig.
Oh, shit.
You're calling a call.
Uh, Tim's, uh, Nick's classmate, Tim, the titties, he's, uh, he's skipping school today.
He skipped school today.
Yep.
Called in sick.
We know he's not sick.
Nick ratted out on him.
That's what it is.
He bullshitting.
I've ratted on him too.
He bullshitting.
Yeah.
Paracord for Nick?
What's a paracord?
Paracord is what you need in order to use that red rebel.
So like in your special slots, you don't need it on custom.
There is no red rebel on customs, but you should always have a red rebel on shoreline
interchange not interchange shoreline lighthouse and reserve, but you don't even play those
fucking maps.
So nice and fucking also was cool about the red rebel is it does very high melee damage.
The only ones that do as high of melee damage is like a Tega.
I'm pretty sure it's the same, but it's just a longer, a longer melee.
So you know how like Pina will get in the melee fights with people?
You can do that now.
Oh, so you won't be fighting.
No way.
Yeah.
His melee is like one of the better melees.
Yeah.
Oh.
He uses one that is like has a farther hitbox so he can win more consistently.
Yeah.
He had the dirty bastard.
That's great.
Yeah, that's great.
Would he kill you?
Yes, he did.
There you go.
Now you know why.
He pushed out of me.
Now you know what?
bring your scope yeah now you know what you put one M instead of 150 I don't
think I did that 1501 I'm gonna put you a different one on here I'm gonna see if
you like this one I think you're really gonna like this one yes I mean as long
as there's something like it you know there's one will be your favorite
What's because they you know they they don't got the good shit. It is what it is
To be fair, he would beat you with the the way when you have the rebel. Yeah, probably yeah
He's dirty these these these two do this I just got here. Hey give him two weeks. He'll be right here with us though
Come on man
Come on
You can change your zoom in, I'll say it's next to where you change your normal sensitivity.
Okay, let's see.
Scope zoom sense?
Yeah.
That's right.
Go in my hideout and test it out.
Maybe try two?
Hey, I will take absolutely no.
Tim the tap man slander in this chat.
Okay, now I click on Hutch's name.
Oh, you don't have the scope to try it.
I have it.
Oh, shit, yeah.
It won't work.
You can take that same scope you use last raid,
that tack 30, and put it on there real quick
and go try it.
Oh wait, they're saying,
put it to max.
No, no, it's okay.
I don't want to bring the scope.
It's okay, it's okay.
Okay.
Then I'm gonna fucking get lost.
Am I sure?
Yeah, I'm good and you're ready to get from all right.
I'm Max.
What's your zoom sense on hush?
Are you max?
I like the lower one.
I like the lower one.
Really?
Yeah, just because like for me, I've been playing, you know,
you have 5,000 hours doing things a certain way.
You know, that that scope zoom, that was an update that came around
whenever I wasn't playing the game anymore.
Oh, OK, OK.
So I typically use the one to Max.
And then the only time I scope zoom is when I'm clearing a building or like I'm holding a far angle
You and when you do scope zoom, it's not like a gradual thing, right?
It's it's it's alt right so just goes from like a two goes from a from from the lowest to the max
Yep, that's how the scope so variable zooming wasn't in the game until a couple updates ago
It's probably been like a year plus now, but you know, I wasn't playing
I've been playing this game since we had to get you to put that fucking gym in your hideout,
man.
I get big on them.
I'll make one after this.
I'll make one after this.
We're going to, well, right now we're on like a heater, so we're just going to try
and make as much money for the next, hopefully this whole durability of the
the mark room. Okay. Probably not. And then I'm going to take him to shoreline. I
think, you know, I'm going to make a prediction. I think you're going to fuck
with shoreline heavy shoreline. Yeah. I think you're going to fuck with it. We
got like a little beach, some palm trees. Yeah. No. So yes, there is, but the map
is the entire, I'm muted myself. The entire map is centralized around one
location. That's the shoreline, the resort. There's a West Wing and East
and a manager's office, it's huge.
Three floors on each side, okay, and a roof.
The whole goal of that map is to get inside of the resort.
Yes, and in the resort, you have keys.
So you'll have like 20 keys of doors that just open
and each key that you open has a specific reason.
One can have a lead out, one has graphic card spot.
Then there's a budget computers.
Like, you know how in customs,
you're in there, you're like,
brother, I ain't shit to loot, you know?
Your loot stabs, bro, and shoreline.
You are leaving with backpacks full of backpacks full of rigs,
full of like the best loot that you could get.
It's like, it's a worse version of labs.
Okay.
So labs is the best loot?
Labs best loot in the game,
other than like Icebreaker and the other like crazy maps.
But yeah, labs.
You were there, you killed the man who jumped
on the fourth fighter car.
shoreline
Yeah shorelines my so customs used to be rank one for me
But ever since the new side of the map panda and all that shit was added into the game
I would say probably my favorite fights are in shoreline. Oh my god. I do like that fucking map
I do like that that place you're right. I
Remember this house there with peanut. Okay, it's a good map, bro
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it check that scope out
Okay, you like it
Yeah, I do if you don't if you don't like it we can trade
Like you would you like that one or would you want this one come take this?
Swap me swap me. I know you like these but you like these scopes
Just delete it where it says NF. Yep delete that
Sorry, okay
You're a vortex man, bro
You need blueberries?
What's up buddy?
Niko!
You got a scorpion lollybob, a real scorpion in there.
Heh heh heh.
Come on, you guys got, I mean, I gotta, we can't, this is like, uh, we're in war right now, we're in war, we're literally in war.
In like gaming.
We got the good spawn. Yeah, no, no, we're on customs. We got the good spawn. This is
the spawn that we want to get her to dorms, but we're a little delayed so there can be
people in front of us now.
I'm not gonna lie to you, bro. My game just looks horrible. I'm on 56 FPS.
We got a bad server.
It'll steady out.
We should honestly, you should typically
restart your game every five reds.
Because memory leaking in this game is horrendous.
Listen, man.
Hey.
I didn't do so much better.
You OK?
That's not me, bro.
Let's keep moving.
Not me, not me.
Yeah.
See, you're getting it, bro.
You're not running towards those shots.
I don't want you to die, man.
I'm just right here.
I'm right there with you.
Hey, this is how we got to move, man.
Because anything that's not on top of us is the enemy.
Right in front.
Door open.
That does not spawn open.
Careful here.
I'm going to go and check this.
We're going next door.
not peeking it they could be in the window with we could both die here in
about two seconds run run run run run
just looking at your top
I think I hear him behind me
this door is open as well
we got a couple of them
I'm gonna watch for our back one okay
yeah
I
Scaff who's that scaff? I'm gonna start clearing
You going up you're up. Yeah, I'm going all the way up second floor is not clear just jiggled it
Shaking quest key quest keys good
All right
Should be good should be ours
Well, why would that door be open though?
Scat that I killed
Okay, but it can also be players assume players assume players
Okay, I'm gonna go first there. Yeah, I'll clear second floor once I'm done lunar
Oh, nice.
Good room.
Nice.
Oh, baby.
Nice.
God, you are a shadow, man.
On your gun?
use
three cards
they're all shit cards
worst cards that we can pull but
key card case space for it
you're on first floor right? I can kill anything on second?
first floor
be wary of windows
That's all you got to look for right now. Just one dose. Just be careful of them.
There is someone on the second floor or in two-story?
Your shot?
She's gone.
Yeah.
She's gone dead.
about the glitch on two story, right? Or you can see through this building? No. Okay,
I'll show it to you this way. It's really, really bad. Oh, it's fixed. Huge news. We're
good. I know it's fixed. You can literally, you can get into a position. That's two
You get into a position that you could literally see the entirety of our building like the walls didn't exist
And you could just see wherever we were in the building. It's disgusting
All right, we're all good here we can leave you want to go towards Panda and that's
that area or we can reset that question man we can reset it's up to you I don't
care you don't care I mean you know as to chat what do they want now I'm getting
told it's not fixed let's go check that shit bro I'm going over to two story
might be players there as well.
I'm about to head over there.
you're jumping on this windowsill and the jump reset and then you're jumping inside.
I'm coming in front of the door.
Yeah.
All righty.
Let me check this out.
What is this?
Is it a lad?
No.
No lad.
SP7, good ammo? No?
Not horrible. I guess.
It's fixed. We're good.
Believers rise.
What ammo? Sorry?
SP7, SP7.
The pistol round? No, not good.
People outside, unless it's you running?
No, they open door. Careful. Careful on your staircase?
I just opened door. I just opened door.
Know
Okay, well thanks for making my day. Thank you for being here, bro. I appreciate you man. Thank you
I mean bro fuck it
We're better
Don't get electrocuted from height. We'll be good
Let me just walk on the back side of the building I'll be there in two seconds.
Now remember if there's anyone over here they're going to be posted up.
Everyone's rotated, everyone's looting bodies that they killed, they're looting bullshit.
So, we're either going to see people rotating with big bags or rats sitting up in height.
Or that.
Don't see anything left.
I don't see anything on height.
Let's go ahead and pop the case.
At this point in the game, anyone can literally be anywhere.
I
Does look good, so I start moving
We don't stand still for two seconds get in here. I'm just gonna listen
Now in theory there's someone up there they've ADS'd right they've heard us
we're just giving them enough time to run out of arm stamp so whenever we do peak this
their arm stamp could be zeroed and it'll be harder to hit us when we run through
I'm going to take a little bit of peas, just a little scoop, maybe two, now I'm ready.
Alright, let's go.
Bottom angles.
I'm on the bottom, okay?
Yep, heard.
Outside, where we came from.
Just get gap gap paint the M80 shot
So you never want to ADS peak that you want to run and jump we hear something over there you want to go like this
You want to run a job?
Turn your head running job slow down for a second. I'll just give you up
We heard one step. We know there's something over there
So I'm going to pin this grenade, I don't want this one.
Sounds like a scav, cause we heard him turn, I'm going to pin this grenade.
I don't understand what you're doing.
So I'm running and jumping, so what you want to do is, say free looking, so imagine you're
holding an angle and you see, you know, meet here, one second.
just go through here and clear this really quick and I'll show you
all right we have scabs for good
so like hold this angle and look that way
I want you to
I want you to actually try and shoot me okay no no no no
you're not gonna hit me
just shoot one bullet no you won't
you missed
and i know exactly where you are so like if we did this don't you don't you
so i could
running jump
i can run and jump and because i know where you are i would just pre-fire
a ds and kill you and you wouldn't even see me
do that if i would have had to come here i want to show you
on the most generational
you wouldn't you wouldn't
no i know i'm just saying if i would have it would be so fucking funny
so like my camera
I want to show you this so you know because you're gonna see someone do this and you need to give up the fucking peak when you see it
What am I hearing in the game?
Scavs
Turning underneath you
All right, hold that angle and just watch okay
There's an audio bug
No, no, I definitely and you just be brought you're cooked. You're cooked. You are uber cooked
Are you hearing the does sound yeah
I'm gonna go turn on power let's go out
this way no he's not listening he's uh he
He knows what I'm saying and he's like oh yeah I know what you're saying but it's like
bro you know what I'm saying until you see someone do it and you continue to hold the
peak and then you die and you're pissed at yourself but I get it I mean bro I'm mansplaining
everything I understand it's annoying.
Has to be said though bro because when it happens and you lose the kid over it you're
gonna be pissed I didn't tell you.
So this right here, this is power, there's a key called factory key, which I don't even
have that we just turned this extract on for.
Someone just popped a green flare and left, so we know that the stronghold is probably
clear.
I can't I won't let me do it. It's already on
Did you go where'd you go shmo I went outside the door and and turned right next to the power button
Yeah, right here, to your right.
I think we don't have this extract.
No, we don't.
No, I've left it there with you, right, haven't I?
We spawn on the side of the map where we don't have it.
Oh.
Look at how you just did that, bro.
You see, this is, I will say this is partly why, you know,
I can't be keeping up with you, sure.
How'd you just beat you at the door?
Come to the door.
It's Spider-Man, bro.
Well, this is what happened to me last time.
Now and now I know what you did.
Oh, whatever, we got split up whenever I went through the straddles.
I was wondering how the fuck you get over there.
And that shot, the door on the left, it doesn't have.
the full man I put two mags yep it's this yeah I should it there's no lock
on it oh we did bugged it's bugged oh my gosh you got to hit the jump bro gotta
hit the jump my god you got this oh you got this bro you got this
You got this full trust when you're running jump there when you're running you just climb
up to the train.
I'll come back.
You go run name for that corner you're going to jump like into the wall you don't have
We go around we go around we go around we go around and go around hitting this shit
Why why is my guy not jumping if I'm hitting space for it up to hold it
You have to jump a little earlier than you think you have to jump
Oh my god, bro. Give me a second. Do I have that on? I do, don't I? On release, dude.
Why?
We want it on press. We want it on press. I know. Why would it be on? I did not do
do that by the way it's so much easier now watch your head for sure
hold on it's so much easier to jump though oh ha ha ha ha oh shit players
there by careful we don't know where that's from
he's dead you okay you're okay you're okay you're okay you're okay you're okay
you're okay I'm gonna I'm gonna breathe is breathe well six that is a five we're
gonna peek it we're gonna PK and then we're going to this building right here
So you can heal come on
And we're gonna split
So I'm not bleeding right I'm not even bleeding
Starts serving kid
Dude
That is 100% a player scab stream sniping his fucking dick off by the way, no
That guy didn't just creep up there with a grenade is not I'm gonna get both these fucking idiots
Dude, you're so lucky that guy's terrible dude, thank God
Oh my God, thank God.
Drack on that ass?
What do you mean, track on that ass?
What do you want, bro?
We're hurting, man.
Oh, what's that little Venezuelan pocket rocket saying,
bro, Drack, aye!
You couldn't play this game for nothing.
Nothing.
Take this as a challenge, bro.
Give me one week of Tarkov and get to level 25.
I'll give you 100 gifted.
Like, are you gonna kill something
or are you just gonna wrap your baggy?
I mean, no, bad timing.
We just, yeah, we've been wiping lobbies for a lot of time.
You've been black at that, but we just did.
Let me tell you, I've tapped in seven times today,
and it's just your inventory.
We just killed somebody, like literally a second ago.
There's a lot of inventory.
You know, Drag, hey, you can join the class.
The invitation's set.
You can join the class whatever you want.
Because I got something here for you.
My counselor said I don't need to take this class.
No, don't worry right here. I got we got I got sausage. It's a salty dog beef sausage
Well, there it goes and it was there
Pussy
Bitch bitch plus bitch
All right, we're back, bro. All right
Let's get out of here
I'm back in a better dude this spacebar thing. I can't even listen. I don't want to be dramatic
But you don't know how much this is gonna make me improve
Yeah, he's dead
Yeah, something else to the left as well careful we're in player scav central bro come right
Staying far right side
Yeah, I'll spike 100% but you kind of see why I do that jump look at this hell that we have to go through now
That we can't do the jump and the doors fucking bugged
Yeah, right?
Just round inside there, right on the road, right on the head.
Right here, this is the same tan guy, this guy right here with him.
Yep, play this guy, you bitch fucking pussy.
That doesn't have-
This guy's got him easily, like how do you see it?
by his kit he has an armor he has a TK fastened in 32 which means he has high
scab rep and he spawned in he doesn't have anything in his bag which means he
spawned in and ran straight here with the grenade oh no tag too so that helps as
well about no dog tag is a scab yeah but him having no loot and the kit that he
was given like look at this guy this is the regular scab because he has no
armor he has a yushanka and a mag with or a gun with three mags they're all
saying take crowbar oh my goodness
come on we go extract over here oh this I leveled up this way you don't
understand I'm gonna be so much better bro fuck yeah with the jump and the
fucking zoom in thing to put your zoom in on max you gotta try that bro it's
it's unbelievably better now I'm gonna teach you something else when you're
running if you jump on your right foot you'll launch forward you see that if
you jump on you you can bro just run and jump on your right foot you can
hear the audio in your ear. Careful, careful you're about to run to the sniper spot. Careful!
What the fuck? Are we out?
Yeah, this is the next track with the rain flare.
I can only do it though if um if I move my head in real life it really doesn't matter
left foot you still get distance right foot you like launch forward.
Okay.
It's gonna look a little funny doing that yo dude I leveled up now get me back in immediately
I'm down to go shoreline.
Let's go shoreline.
We're going shoreline.
Let's go.
Let's go.
No, no, Timmy today for class.
He skipped school.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
He skipped school.
We're going to have to address that when he does come back to school.
But he skipped.
He skipped class.
You know, don't worry.
I'll handle him.
I know I know I also think he's you know listen guys you guys got to understand something about just streamers in general
You know we always we all have our homes
Yes, there's variety guys. I consider myself a variety guy
But but Tarkov will always be my home GTA will always be my home. Just where I've played a lot
Tim's home is called a duty. I mean, that's his shit, bro. He's been
He's been running the cod stuff for a very long time.
He's been, you know, playing cod for a very long time.
Well, anytime a new cod game comes out, he'll always have that.
Even though he's completely wrong, the game's probably going to suck absolute ballsack like it always does.
He's always going to have that little bit in him.
That's like maybe it isn't complete nut or dog shit.
You can't hate him for it.
All righty, I'm gonna bring you a couple things this right, okay?
a stretch more of a spectator cap. Bring on one of these. We're going to bring on one of these.
Oh, people figured out the meta, huh?
Yo, y'all juiced up the fucking Giga beef prices, you jackasses!
Dude, that shit was 30K two days ago!
You gotta be kidding me.
Gigabeef was like, it was really good for when you run Trimadol because it gives you
full energy and it was cheap.
So you could run Trim, go across the map on shoreline, eat Gigabeef and it was basically
like you just reset the raid for yourself with food.
It was so good, man.
But I ain't spending 080K on that.
Fuck that shit.
I'll bring two things with food.
got plenty of water. I got him a trim. Make sure I got myself a trim. And then we need
paracord. Great song. Beautiful way.
I
Got bad, bro
Good fuck you bitch pussy
I'll be back. Yep. Oh
I've been thinking are you tell me out for wearable yours?
James
You better be bobbing your fucking heads or you're banned!
All right, everybody calm down it'll build back up hold on
That I let them just sing to you let them whisper in your ear for a second
That is just terrible.
Hold on.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Get jiggy with it!
Next song next song we need a good one. I don't want to make love to anybody in a chat right now
No, not this one
You need to get a paracord get a paracord paracord paracord paracord throw it in your
Pockets you got one pepper cord pepper cord pepper cord you got one
Reload need to restart. No, no don't want to restart. Yeah restart later. I just restarted. Do you have one now? Okay?
You know, I don't have one. You're not saying. Oh, okay. I'll buy you a
No, don't buy me one, but it's okay
Well, you made it's okay. Fuck you. I'm by you. Okay. Can you buy me a?
surf kit
Yeah
Ain't it grizzly yeah, I'll bring a hundred K. No
Take me shopping man. Yeah some Lulu lemon. What's up, bro?
Some worry
Who's telling me I got to be where
Say oh what?
What's that sound everybody look what's going?
What's that sound everybody was going
Yeah, huh, yeah, it's always that we listen over
They've been listening anything bro place some shit the fuck
Yeah, you look like big X same build
What what was that
What was that
That didn't stutter there was no impediment when I said well you
You look like the movie elf the guy who wrote all the story books for the kids
See now that's fucked up. It's true. It's your trouble because now you go big click like what fucked up
Why is that? Why is that because the wood this shit you just said what fucked up?
So now now I gotta pull up on you you an elf from you an elf from the South Pole
Yeah, well, what are you gonna do with me and Santa pull up on the fucking sleigh motherfucker, huh?
What are you gonna do? Hey Santa you can have it. Hey, you're right. That's on me and banana clip
Great go
No mouth boy, baby Christmas you filthy animals
I'm they're calling me Terry. Yo, thank you for the hundred bits. It's Nick. Oh to give you schooly and gives a boy a day
Yo, hey, I gotta I gotta don't know with some bitties
They ask in for you to give me the rundown on E Day now. Tell me it's a it's in a waste of time be honest don't lie to me
Hell no, bro. It was good. Here's a war. I thought you said it wasn't fun
I that's my bad boss. No, no, I thought it was fun
But it coincidentally came out at the same time I was doing the apex shit
It's a fucking rat race on that apex shit. Like yeah, oh you're dead. You're dead
Yeah, some of my chat just said your level 43 is this not season. Yo, this guy has no idea how much of a life
I don't have you know
Yeah, you were he be he doesn't understand that I've played this game over a hundred hours in a week and a half
Yeah
But yeah, so it's good.
It's worth playing.
He's in a weird position, like laid back.
He will destroy his neck.
Number one, I don't have a neck.
Yeah.
Two, ain't nothing to destroy.
If any of us posture, if his cool ability is good in games, that's me.
Motherfucker, you looking at fine wine right now.
I'm almost 40 years old.
I look like I'm 27.
Or like chunky milk.
No, no, no, no.
That's that fresh raw, all natural.
for terrible fun lock in boom shit boom boom yeah okay boom boom grab all that
pair cord and the serve kit goes into your special slots pair cord use the
stand they can't go in the dock you got to move it no pair cord going in the
special slots special slots next to your pockets special slot boom serve kit
boom what else did you give me I didn't even know I have a grizzly still on me
I have your grizzly still on me come on you did you use the stem no use the
stem use the stem use it right now double click it you don't say you don't
say you don't say you didn't pick up you didn't pick up the stem oh my gosh you
mother fucker
all that bitch gone to
that bitch gone and now i'm fucked you mother fucker
all right well
gg's
come on
we're fucked
are we actually fucked?
we got the worst bond
No, we got the worst spot in the game, and we're gonna run through all the spawns running on this side of the map to go to Icebreaker, which means we're probably dead.
But, I mean, there's a chance we get inside. There's a chance we get inside.
We just gotta jump when we get on our right foot, we're gonna be alright.
There it is. How you learning?
Now you see how long I can run. I can run from here all the way to resort without running out of stamina.
That's the...
As a 40 hour timmy, I learned more while you've been shared for these guys.
It's posted.
Appreciate it, big man.
Are you sure you dropped it?
Positive.
Oh, you're just gonna go.
Okay.
Nick has the stem.
You know it's all good.
All right, keep going.
It's in his rig.
No, it isn't.
I
Do that to us, bro. No, thanks number six. Oh, I fight this house before with peanut. Oh boy
Didn't go well boss can we get the Toyota keep come
Don't care about none of this shit
So you can really just keep running the entire time.
I don't lose stamina.
You won't lose stamina easier when you take this, but your food is going to be obliterated
after which is why I dropped you food and water.
So what the goal is, right?
It's a 58 case stem.
We pop it, we get into resort before anyone else does, and then we hold.
It is a lot easier to hold a resort than to take a resort.
Now you got so many ads
Player dead
Another player
Can't see him looking though
Fine tree in front of me a fine tree in front of me can't tell you where
Dead
I need to refact Max.
Oh my god, Hutch.
Hutch.
Massive?
Hold.
We should leave.
Massive.
We have a hold of the fly anyway.
we're right next to the extract oh my god bro who that bro I love you even
shut some failure I should tell ya blue both blue both I'll grab scraps I'll
grab scraps I'm gonna grab scraps I'll be there a second I have to refill pack
I'll have to punch him.
Alright, let's dip.
Let's do it. Do you have to stuff?
Do you have to stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm happy to reset.
Yeah, let's reset it. Like, is this M4 or something?
I guess it's got that scope. I like this shit.
That's another thing. So, like,
Basically, customs is during grade school.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know this was the big leagues.
Yeah, so customs is grade school.
You know, you an elementary school there,
you're gonna fight other people in elementary school.
And yeah, there's some school bullies like me
who will go play that map, go and loot Marked Room,
you know, shit like that.
You'll find one or two.
But majority of the time it's like level 20s,
level 25s, not the best ammo, whatever.
Whatever sure line is is like middle school
Like yeah, all right, you start to see some of the big dogs. You said you started to see some athletes
You know you start to see people yeah, you know a couple guys are held back
They're 15 and seventh grade type deal and then the the high school level
Yeah, high school you talk about like reserve reserve is a pretty
Level 35 level 40 map, you know end of their quests working towards Tampa
and then you got the big leagues
that's a scav, it's a scav
I got a cool mask
but you know, you're working your way up
this is the map where you kill people and you go holy shi-
how come there's such birth?
the best thing is he's hot shit when it's to be real
he's slightly above average in Tarkov terms
literally just one of tournament against the best players
in the game
I've won seven Tarkov tournaments in total
hold my literal dick in your mouth
I've won more money in talk off tournaments than you've made in your entire life
suck my dick
talk your shit
imma bubble back imma talk your shit
jazzy gon win that m8 thermo zigo bs
i saw actually seven i'm one i think four tournaments but i had to
i had to lie a little bit i had to sound cool
i had to sound a little cool
Yeah, don't hit it in the rack.
No, no, no, no, no, over here, over here, over here.
Don't do it again.
Oh, Riley.
I'm right off this mountain.
Look at this.
Ah, man.
Incredible, man.
You graduating, son.
You graduating.
Not that I love it, dude.
Now look, man, I know that some people are probably saying,
wow, it's Nick going to do anything.
You know what I'm saying, let me cast in my case.
Yeah, absolutely.
I just want to make it look like I'm not trying to take all the credit.
You did great right there.
You did the majority right there, but may I just say that you wouldn't have been
where you were when you were there to shoot that guy in the back.
And then you didn't slow me down.
If I, if I didn't slow you down.
Yep.
Yep.
There it is.
God did.
Yeah, I did. Okay. Yeah, my guy had level three plates. This guy doesn't know up from down. Oh
I'm glad your guy was fucking juice though. W's in chat
helmet a level four helmet
Contact to
Hold on oh
I never gave you your grizzly
stim my anus
This was named listen a I don't care you want to know why because we're alive
We got a gear set in the stash
We didn't have to go into resort late and get killed by people sitting up in a fucking room
It's like the guy who probably was just talking shit. It's perfect
We're good bro, we are good good money, I'm gonna bring you another trim
This M4 is nice too. Let me see. 99 with the scope I like.
Damn, damn y'all.
And the M855 in there.
Take it. Scope alone is 140K.
Oh, give me back here, bro. I got nades. I got beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes.
Love that. I got your Grizzly. Make sure you got your paracord in your special slot, right?
I put my Brazil way. I got paracord in the special slot beautiful. I got a hundred and fifty came a doc
I got MRE what I'm good in the water water
Also, I feel like I have to add on to my statement here
I do not think in any way shape and form. I am the best at this game not even fucking close
But I can tell you this put me up against the best players in Tarkov and I'm good for at least one
No doubt you're six foot eight. I'm good for at least one
227 pounds all muscle good for at least one full head of hair wife
Happily married there it is
millionaire on a billionaire. Yeah, it's like
well
Yeah
We got to bring you down a little bit chat, right? We can't let it all
They met that, you know, they just they jealous of the hair, you know, that's what it is
They're jealous of the lion's name. Yeah, right and lion's name. He knows of it. Maybe. Yeah, it's a fool
the petite like figure
Yeah
Gashingly good looks perfect nipples perfect to the
Perfect the perfect length from nipple to titty. Yep
Mm-hmm
Wait back out. No, we can't we can't oh
What I do did you back out? Nope. Okay
Two guns. No, no, I put my gun away man away
Did I?
Yeah, I did check please man stop trolling
Damn
Do the truffle shuffle mods mods take care of him
Mods
Well, it's just a bro we get to a point for me man
It's like at what what what do I got to do to get a what does the wizard got to do to get a little respect?
You know
Huts you won't win that tournament we win the tournament huts you won't do this we do it huts
You won't get kappa. We're close to kappa huts you won't I mean holy shit get off my balls
What I gotta do
Huts you don't win the majority of gunfights because you run it everybody. Oh no shit
You know it's not how you play Tarkov, but I do it anyways because I get bored sitting there with my fucking dick in my hand
On the ground on the ground
Pop that shit we got best fun
Pop it trim it all
Boom run
Just watch that stamina bar bro. You should get to run
So okay down side of this is that you're you are very hungry very thirsty and thirsty. Oh, I don't I do need my grizzly
Where's my yeah? Well, it's on me. Just keep running
We're gonna get inside of East Wing and we're gonna hold people are gonna come past the helicopter and we're gonna kill them for free
Why we use trim it off
No one could be in here.
We're the first.
I think.
Or somebody.
Take a left.
Yeah, this is what people do.
So now there's an entrance that you can get inside of this building.
To our left through a window on second floor.
Gotta be careful about that, okay?
We're gonna go up this staircase.
There is a scav all the way up top already. I'm gonna kill him. You just look out that window.
Where are you? Are you all the way up? I'm all the way up third floor.
All right, give me that grizzly real quick. Yeah, right here. You can literally just
look out this window. Just be careful. They're gonna run right here in front of you.
And I'm gonna look at the heli.
You'll hear him as well.
We're only going to hold this for a little bit and then we'll start moving, start looting.
All right, we did get first bonds they could still be rotating
But they're not being anyone here. It makes me think that the only people we're really gonna run into is like
questers or
Good players, but they don't you know, they don't have a high level
I'm coming. I'm coming to you.
Under the other way.
You might be going to second floor. Do the job.
They like close up to us he was like
By the playground
Obviously staff by the guests. Oh shit MRE
Uh, scab
Holy fuck.
Peace.
Alrighty, start looting.
Follow me.
You way down?
Yeah
Alrighty
So every single one of these rooms for the most part are gonna be keyed
On second floor is a good room over here, you're gonna find bags
Be like three in here you can find weapon cases
So go ahead and loot those always crouch when you loot this shit so you don't get hit from the outside
You could also hit it with one of these right here
Lean and then loot
While you're holding lean and you'll loot the bag and stay leaned
So your head is completely tucked
And then you just got to lean again once you get them looting
It's hiding top rail
Yeah, we keep moving it's gonna be a lot. Yeah, don't worry if you miss this room to free spawns. Yep
It's free. There's going to be free loot right here. So you can find good loot over here on
this wooden thing or on the table. You're going to come around. And then in this corner
as well, there can also be loot. So I'm just saying nothing there this time.
I'll get all good.
The room we're about to loot is the best loot on this side of resort. We're on the
East Wing by the way.
It's gonna get confusing.
222, 228, both these doors have a key that opens them.
They link together.
You gotta watch over you.
Yeah.
Come in here, come in here.
You can loop all this, loop that, loop this.
I'll loop the other side.
Just heard something that's not us outside.
They can jump in through first floor or they can go up on this fire truck right here outside
and jump up.
That's a player.
That's a player.
That's a player.
That's an answer shot.
Scav just aggroed him.
I'm going to walk back down the hallway, okay?
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Where do you think he is inside of admin where we came in where we ran through the first building that's happened. He's in there
I want to hear anymore. All right, we're here mom
I'm gonna be on first floor okay?
You?
No.
You just...
No, not me.
You scared.
me what is happening here you hear
somebody killing scabs I killed two no
I killed two scabs but he shot at one
right in front of me that's probably
that player
He's close for I'm back. I'm gonna back up
Understand the room
I'm all the way down the hallway same for issue. He's big staircase somewhere
Really
He's got to be I mean that that's cab was outside in the grass in front the front left and
Jesse, you're inside. Okay, you're inside of a room.
Is that you shooting?
No.
Can't have a look at me right now.
Just don't come out of that room. I'm holding that hallway.
All right.
That's weird right now.
Do you think he's on first floor?
Are you moving?
No.
Okay.
I'm just kind of letting Dick figure things out right now.
I don't want to just leave him.
Okay, so you think he's on first floor?
I mean, I did.
I'm hearing somebody creeping.
There's a motherfucker creeping.
All right.
I'm going to first floor.
Here's your shirt.
Here's your scarf.
What was that?
Me, peace shooting. I'm just cleared shit right now.
Atchoo?
That's me.
Me.
Alright, anything up there with you? Kill it. I'm on first floor, okay?
Okay.
You're flashlight?
Yeah.
You're still talking to room right no no come creep up the hallway are you coming
away yeah I'm in the hallway I'm on second four middle stairs right behind
right behind you hear that no what you hear bro what do you hear oh
That's not scabs.
What is going on, man?
Are there more scabs in this map?
There's a lot more scabs, yeah.
Okay.
I need ammo, bro.
Stop shooting the fucking scabs.
Why you shoot those why why are you trying to shoot those?
I'm looking at them.
If you looted anything, no, don't go down there.
You're peeking the entire other side of his or come back all I'm saying is the scouts
Can't shoot the scabs right?
No, no, no.
You probably did hear somebody get shot, yes.
That you're not crazy about.
That you're not crazy about.
No, you're not laughing at me.
No, it's just, just you go, what was that?
What was that?
What was that?
Because you tell me, Paul, we're in the big leagues, man.
I feel like a fucking-
You're doing great, bro.
You're doing great.
You're doing great.
You're doing great.
Let's go, Luke.
Come on.
Do we have some audio above us?
Oh here you go.
Told you.
It's a scab, motherfucker.
You just take the heady.
Come on.
Let's go loot the other side of this.
We'll work our way back down, man.
Loot this med bag here.
I got a purple bulb, bulbix.
Nice.
That sells well.
all this stuff we got all this stuff
like come inside
you do that right?
yeah, there's three blocks outside, watch out
no no, it's a bunch of scabs, bunch of scabs
like fucking
like it's like eight scabs
eight scabs, there's no way that that's
Sanitar, right
Yeah, Chad if Cloaksy wants to come and join us I'd love to play with Cloaksy
I didn't even know he's playing tarp off today. Tell him to come and join us if he wants
You know supposedly Cloaksy just got on he's playing tarp
No way. Yeah
Don't pull up man. That's what I'm telling Chad. Tell him to come play dirty
Come to come play some with us
He's like a dog in the middle of the woods with no collar, just no home.
I love to play games with him.
No, me too man, but you're going to say come here, come here, Harry, come here, Harry.
Come grab this.
He said he's playing Ark at five.
Well, last time I checked, it's not five.
So he could come and play.
room
He is a sponsor today, but you can't it's fine. He doesn't have to doesn't mean he has to play all day with us
He could play for a couple of hours
Hutch he doesn't like you bro. I know bro. He doesn't fuck with everybody
He fucking hates us, bro. He like I said, bro like if I like if I have a bone and I call
Come here, you'll come run.
I'm there.
I'm smiling ear to ear.
Yeah, if you got like a steak, come here, Nick.
Come here, come here.
I'm going to come running tongue out like, oh, I love you.
Yeah.
What's that one?
Machos?
Homemade nachos?
Bucket.
Bucket.
What was the other option?
Whoa.
No, no, no, no.
Is that at you?
Is that at you?
No, I'm with you, big dog.
All brother is on in here. You are crazy. Someone in here now
Homemade nachos
I'm ready to get nasty
How do you know what's crazy about you bro, so you'll be here and I turn around look for you
You're just gone down the staircase. We got players in here now though
Did you go all the way down?
Yeah, I'm all the way down, I'm crabbing.
Just listening.
Okay.
Yeah, just, just, let's go real slow.
Yeah.
Oh, damn, you, damn, okay.
Well, this guy's trying to rat us, man.
I think you actually did hear someone, and he tucked in, and he's been tucked in this
whole time.
We're hearing a player right now.
I'm walking up behind you.
I'm going to walk in front of you.
Hold.
Inside this janitor spot.
Right in front of us.
Could be a scav.
That's a scav, but in front of us, I think this is the player I'm about to get active, I'm tired of this. Ready?
Ready.
Follow me.
of the fuckers are just playing too slow they beat me in the patience game
probably up above us
I'm a nade right, I'm a swing left, okay?
I must stand.
Yeah, someone looted this.
That little crackhead looted this area.
He just ran around the map somewhere.
I don't know where every somewhere some more somewhere somewhere. Oh fucking bitch
Okay, and we can't loot these computers because they're gonna he's gonna shoot us in our face while we're doing it
And it could have been a scab up here like there's a let's let's let's just let's just get out come back in
We got our guns still you know
Yeah
Right got on you
Yeah, it's just a scab.
What's the player's got, right?
He's under me.
Oh, shit, you scared me.
Say what you do?
He's under me.
I'll let him up.
I want to go, Luke.
I want to go, Luke, 301.
That's it.
These motherfuckers are playing like this. I ain't scared of anybody in the lobby. We might die to a rat
But if we don't we kill him still up here
Oh, I don't wait I might be fucked why he water I got no more water. I got some damn thing
There you go
It's closey it's close to a no chat he's not joining us
Let's go.
PK up.
Oh, Arc Raider's got it.
Sounds good, boss.
He's still in here, huh?
Yeah, there's gonna be someone in there, bro. I'm telling you
That's the thing with resort when you think it's dead. There's a full squad sitting in a room
I don't know where you going
What are you at right now
That you coming up my stairs
That oh, I was muted is that you coming up my stairs. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, see this is a key room to our right there's someone here careful all the way down
Oh, yeah.
That's motherfucker, bro.
Yeah, is this guy...
...Quester?
The guy in the PC, isn't it?
Oh, the guy, the dead guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's Gav, so, the PC.
The guy who was in here was Questing.
He opened up 306 and then left.
So we heard him in Admin.
I think in East Wing, he might have went over there,
heard us, and then ran.
Said, fuck that shit.
I'm gonna get my quest done.
Come over here come grab this line 200k well, I'm telling you that I
Saw the scab 301 into the hallway you were walking
Nope you're running the wrong way I'm coming go back to that 306 trim
Right here
This is 301. This is the best loot on this side of the map with this line
And then you're gonna need a cat in the line like you just you just get rid of them
Yeah, I mean they typically go on flea for better
But you can always just check therapists and then go to the flea and see if there's if it's usually more than like
60 70k I usually just saw it on flea
Let's keep going
We've probably
Yeah, you will leave you want a little more. I got a full bag. We can leave
Say don't check one more area and we're gonna just say I did just say I did a little
The full room that has the best loot I guess the first room you put me in yeah, probably not but that's okay
Right here, there's another hotspot, you can find lead axes, bitcoins, and that newspaper
right there.
I guarantee this bag is going to be all fucked up, toothpaste, alright, it's a boogie.
Alright, do you have an armored rig on, right?
Do you have an armored rig?
Yeah.
Alright, so remember, this is the best loot on the map, okay?
All we have to do we would have to go to the same extract
We went to last time if we didn't have red rebel all the way in that far left corner
Or we have to spend 23,000 on the car
Because you have red rebel and I have red rebel
Right out here just run past it
Yeah, I mean, yes and no.
It's just like, if you don't need to shoot them, it's just unnecessary audio, you know?
Yeah.
Like, there's one thing to hear a scab shoot, and you're like, ah, whatever, it's another
thing to hear like a suppressed 308 and when you have a crackhead like me who
kind of knows the audio of guns I could hear whatever you shouldn't be like oh
that's a nice M4 I want that I'm gonna wrap that
and this is our extract
the rock wall guy yes sir i mean we can literally see the resort from this extract
and that's i mean we just made however much money and we got out instantly
perfect so like if you kill five players and you weigh 5,000 fucking pounds and
you're barely able to walk out I mean you are right there yeah yeah yeah okay
cool cool cool cool and I didn't get tricked by my ears too which is nice
I'm starting to get the hang of audio cues a little back I didn't kill single
fucking guys all scabs yeah me too I mean I promise there was I don't know
who was there when he was there but he was there yeah okay hold on I gotta go buy
some agua there's some food right now
Yeah. Yeah. I need ammo. Do you
have any more of that ammo?
Touch the uh M85581 or no. Uh
yeah, I do. You probably buy it.
I'm asking me for gold.
I'm gonna bring you since M8.
That's crazy.
It's a lot of money, yeah, yeah.
Like, it's not crazy like his in, you know,
you're not asking me for a let X,
but good ammo is what's really important.
I'm gonna bring you M8-5-6-6-A1.
What, M8-5-5?
I have so much of that.
No, bad, bad, bad.
I'm gonna bring you M8-5-6-A1.
It's right between M8-5-5-A1 and M8-5-5.
Okay, cool.
Cool.
Yeah, I'm asking for a lot of it like Nicky, yeah.
He's fine.
I got to kill the black division.
Those like decked out guys.
And then I have to get their dog tags and then I got to trade the dog tags in for
the ammo.
Yeah, that's it.
Oh, they're saying that I have what you're bringing.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Don't, don't bring it.
M8, what were you gonna bring?
M856A1.
I got that.
Don't worry.
Use that ammo.
It's good.
Okay, good.
Okay.
Black division is rough.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're not crazy, bro.
You're not crazy.
It's very rough.
Wrong being fat.
It's not easy, man.
It's definitely difficult.
some of these
three crackers what is happening why why why why why why why why can't buy that
Yeah, yeah, if I can go flea market and I can type in.
No, I can't. I gotta go food.
Good.
We got to filter it chat.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck I
Get a good feeling
Yeah, I
feeling
Never never knew never happened before no no no why get a good feeling? Yeah, this is barter
Yo, I'm gonna be real it might be time for another junk box boys
We got a lot of bullshit, and I don't feel like selling it all
again. Once we hit 10 mil
again, I say we buy another
jump box. I think I can make
do without it right now.
Okay. Peace. Oh, Peacekeeper
just reset. Peacekeeper reset
by ammo.
I can't buy any more of that.
Do I want anything other than
in me?
Three cans of green peas.
I can't buy 20.
Because that's your door dash, man.
They had to go get the damn green beans.
Well, fucking, uh, I'll tip you.
Damn.
Six male.
I thought you were professional.
I just bought a market for four male
I've been filtering gear to the homies for the last three days. You know, how about you suck my way
You see if we would have been on this map all day, bro, we'd be we'd be trillionaires right now
Yeah, bro 100 and we probably get better pvp as well
Right
It's just like there's less bullshit on this map like on customs you go into dorms
You know you getting ratted you getting this you getting that like it's just a lot of bullshit on this map
You get in you get your own little methods like when me and Trey play this map
I'll loot East he'll do West Wing will meet up in admin top off the backpacks and then leave if
Anyone comes to East I'll fight them if anyone goes to West Hill fight them
And that's the point we need to get to I love it. I'm ready to roll
Well, I gotta repair my gun
Folks he's gonna join after this raid bullshit
What's you gonna do play for nine minutes
Wait, let me see don't don't pull up man, I'd love to hang out with him to be honest. That's my guy, dude
He's a little he's a little fucker in me. Yes, my lover man. We do. Yeah, we do
I don't want to go to school.
Don't pull up one time, huh?
I mean, look, she's going right now.
That's full.
I'm ready to go.
I'm ready to go.
I'm ready to go.
I'm ready to go.
I'm ready to go.
Your hairline is cooked.
Oh shit, sorry, champ.
I thought that was a person, it was a tree.
He said he's going to join after this one, dough.
We'll wait, we'll wait, because I don't have much longer.
I got about another two hours, so more like an hour and a half.
So I want to, if there's a chance we can play
with old Denny Winnie, I want to play with him.
I did hear a big, girthy gentleman over here.
It could not have been me.
He, there's no way he heard me in game.
How do I forget the money?
I'm not even in the game.
That's like the one thing.
That's like the one thing that you need, chat.
You need money for Icebreaker.
How do I forget it?
Fuck!
Okay, someone was over here.
Dukes losing his fucking mind.
Kill him, Duke!
I want to look at Chad, but I know the second I look at Chad, my ass is in the ground.
Yo, isn't it refreshing watching these guys who are brand new or who are like newer?
Play talk off for the first time and like this. They're scared of the shit that you're scared. I'm running Jenny. I
was running
Like dude, I'm gonna be honest cloaksie
Actually asking for your joint. Listen. I want to join hutch and I'm I have to try at least once a solo icebreaker, right?
I feel like that's like
Like I kind of need you.
Bro, fuck icebreaker.
I have the last time I played
the last hours.
Let's ride two hours.
Probably the last time I was impressed.
Pussy.
Yep.
Well, there's no way you skip over my message.
Closing two hours.
I have an hour.
Huts.
Perfect.
Do icebreaker later join us now hush i have an hour
We go with you you clear it
Do icebreaker later i have to play arc raiders later ben and i already have cheaters tweeting at
me literally clips of their cheats saying good luck.
Join cord join cord join cord join.
I'm not.
I'm not remanning icebreaker cord join cord join cord.
Hey, hold.
Yes.
Yes.
What?
But what is this next?
I mean, in a discord discord next.
these don't make me type this again I might have a little bit for pal won't
let them get to you we're in next discord oh oh you guys are see that's how
you get them
What the hell?
What's up kid?
Hey, I'm probably on it.
You like it?
Yeah, it's addicted.
It is.
It's fucking crap.
Dude, he's saying, bro, he's saying.
I love, I love the game.
Love the game.
Bro, you get that.
You get big punch for hours, one hour, and then you go down.
I love playing with the homies, man.
I get excited.
I think I'm fucking baptized.
Like literally.
Nice.
Slammed.
Fuck yeah.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Yeah. No. Fuck you. All right. We'll get me in there. Pull up. All right. What's your what's your game? Shoreline
Three-legged stalling. I knew that was you bro. I saw you on my friend's list
You know, this is how me and cloaks. He meant was on this game Nick
Yep, really? Yeah
For a minute then long time
Yeah, bro, hunch gave me the whole lower man like this where he started with the drops and shit back in the day
I didn't even know that
Yo, yeah, we can do icebreaker. I think Nick would like to see it
When did this game come out bro does he do how much money you got?
He's good
No, no, no, no, no, hold on wait you guys want to do some crazy shit crazy shit. I fucking joining
Now hear me out Nick. There's two ways to do this
We just say fuck it. We just go play regular short line or we go do icebreaker
We'll kind of show you what it is
You'll get the most amount of loot you've ever seen but it might be boring
Yeah, I think I brought a PVP bro.
We're at the end of the day.
We'll just go to shoreline.
We'll just go to shoreline.
We'll go to shoreline.
All right.
And then, Clokesy will get on early tomorrow and we all can play.
Actually, we have War Dogs tomorrow.
We have War Dogs tomorrow.
We have War Dogs tomorrow.
Wait, I thought that's what Chad's been saying.
I think it does, yeah.
It does.
And we all three playing it.
That's an order, gentlemen.
It works.
I don't know if it's a game.
I haven't even seen anything.
I haven't even seen anything that Wardogs drops tomorrow. Are you they say and and the beta for cod same day? Oh
You care
Fucking reply you ain't gonna play with us. No way dude
You're gonna try
No, you fucking hate us. I know no dude. I think this pod is fucking dead, man
And I don't say all the fucking things everybody says and they have course of course
Yeah, right, right, right, but like it still could be fun for a little bit. You don't have a playing card ever
Forget your keyboard mouse guy. You want to look at the war zone category right now?
Fuck no, I don't care about none of the nerds in there man. I'm talking about the three of us four of us
You think I care about like that community
I love you bro if you think I'm playing Call of Duty you fucking on crack. Oh, yeah
But they say like there's probably grappling hook.
You know what I mean?
They're probably like aim assist.
Yeah, they expand a little bit, man.
Just try it.
But no, I mean, you do have something
exciting to look forward to this weekend.
It's not like it's just real, real.
I am.
For me, bro, I like the milsim stuff.
It's somewhat like slower.
The cod stuff has just gotten so fast.
It is not appealing to me at all.
I love it.
I love you, shooter.
Listen, they got the B, the new BR in the thing.
And then they got like a fucking little like escape
I'll try that. I'll try that right. That's what I'm saying all hundred percent try that
I won't play war zone. Yeah, they had their own little they teased it in the summer games
Extraction tree reaction mode. Yeah, it's the new DMZ. It's what DMZ was supposed to be the first boys boys boys
I'm over that call do these shit too. I'll give a fuck with somebody. I'll try it out with the boy
I'm a target right now
and I'm having so much fun.
Hi, maybe.
Maybe.
You got a lot of ready points with me playing this game,
Nick.
Tomorrow, too?
Yeah, I thought you were quick.
I'm enjoying this shit.
This has been great.
This has been great.
It's a little connector, you know?
I'm going to be honest.
I'm not going to stop playing this shit.
It's just you never know what you're going to call it,
but it might just cook for no reason.
It's probably going to suck.
It could be fun.
I don't know.
How much is the new card?
80 bucks 90
Do you even have to oh you do I think you do have to buy to play this
Bro you have to you have you're playing like we're playing
Yeah, have you been to the lab yet or anything like that we have played customs in 20 hours
We've played customs for about 15 of them, but I'll tell you this much. He's dialed in on customs dial
Yeah, and he's played some streets. We always have streets and we play a lot of customs
Yeah, I like interchange, but nobody likes it like I do I fucking hate streets
Damn, bro, you gotta bring him like seven.
Hi, I won't be off in an hour and a half or labyrinths, maybe them fucking.
Let him get his by what's his name?
Oh, labyrinth.
Yeah, I'm just listening, man.
There's a lot of things like this is a whole world out there that Nick hasn't seen.
But you know, we got to take it in doses.
You can't bro.
Like, you don't need any.
I like to find like a bat, like a super store, like perfect it,
and then maybe we can go over somewhere else, you know?
It's like when Peanut took Tim to Icebreaker last night,
and Tim just sat there unloading mags,
and I was like, I thought to myself,
bro, he ain't never gonna wanna play this shit again.
Yeah.
Because I felt that way when Glorious took me over there,
and I was like, you know, what you're doing is cool,
but I'm not doing anything right now, and it sucks.
I mean, that's probably smart.
Shout out to glorious though. He didn't out of kindness and love
It's the best
You guys have people in your chat sometimes coming in saying play marathon
I actually think Marathon 2 is going to be sick.
He's trolling, bro.
He's trolling, he's trolling.
First, I'll be certain to kill Cloak.
There we go.
That was quick.
The fuck?
That already started.
We're raising good though?
Oh yeah.
back and forth we got our dicks pushed in in the morning literally first raid
we're together we get killed by Genji's hot that was the guy's name and in the
next game Nick dies to big black bussy so it's been a day but we flipped it
around bro I'll tell you this much for the for Nick's first time actually
getting his dick pushed in he handled it well he handled it better than me I
I was crashing out a little bit.
Yeah.
You had a long night, man.
You had a peanut night.
That's just...
Yeah.
A little extra coffee when you wake up from that.
Oh, yeah.
We got a fucking trek, huh?
So we...
They're fighting.
They're fighting for what's it called?
Icebreaker.
Can I go up the hill?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It just depends on...
Do we want to take that fight?
I mean, those guys are going to be juiced.
But one of those will probably die.
What are you talking about? Up the hill or some other shit?
So right across there's a transit to Icebreaker and all the super geared people run through
that area and fight each other to get to the Icebreaker itself.
They're all super geared but-
It's the Icebreaker, what is that?
That's that map.
That's the map we were gonna go to but didn't wanna make you just sit there.
It's a PvE only map but everyone is like, oh mega, like fucking juice.
Yeah, every single AI you kill is just like straight ahead of here
Think of it like a map and the entire map is just bosses and you have to kill all the boss
They all gonna be going and doing that half the raid goes there half the raids up here. We have someone right above us, by the way
Okay, someone in the in west are you sorry? Yeah
Wait, Denny, so you're like that. I guess he's good. Yeah. He's really
Don't let them lie don't let them lie. No, no, I'm good at one map
Lighthouse and flabs
Let's go around through door
Denny's down playing it Denny's the demon you give any two weeks on this game bro. He'll be right there with the best of everybody
here that premium gas oh no no we played this game for like a thousand hours
together it's not gas I'm Joe I'm going in there's nothing all the way down I'm
gonna go through basement and check for labyrinth people okay I just go through
take the left down the stairs and I'm all the way down above
I'm just checking your shots. Yeah, they're in the other side.
Thank you with coaxing.
Yeah, I'm going to the door.
I'm on first floor. Yeah, you should see a staircase.
There's a case all the way up. I'm on first floor. Yeah, you should see a staircase
Oh
Yo
Scouts scouts scouts scouts scouts scouts scouts I knew it wasn't any of you wanted to make sure
Yeah, I need glorious is masked don't I for capo. I don't think I have it yet. I might
No one like hipfire with AR, you know
Hipfire in this game is good
Really really really good. I haven't done it once
Yeah, I mean ADS is great too. It really just oh it just depends man. It's whatever you're comfortable with
They're very well could be people here, huh? Yeah, there are there are people here. Yeah. Yeah, that's why in these in these types of buildings like
We don't run we just walk and if we hear running typically it's gonna be a PMC coming in
If it's loud running it's for sure a PMC
I'm all the way in the basement, so no, that was not me.
I'm in the basement.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's on your side.
My side of life.
West.
Yeah.
Nick, where are you exactly?
What are we doing?
Nick, where are you exactly?
What are we doing?
Brother is walking across the bridge.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I'll walk across the bridge.
Come back.
Come back.
That's insane you're alive.
I'm coming up to you, Nick.
My roof.
What?
My roof.
Nick, this is my flashlight?
Shhh.
I don't see you in your room, bro.
I want to cross bridge and talk to you left
Everyone on that side of the map are bad guys Nick kill anyone you see over there. We're still on West or in West
I'm on third floor hitting 301
You're near door silence me
Hey, what are you doing over there, bro?
What are you doing?
I don't know.
Yeah, anyone over there, you kill.
I thought we owned this bitch.
No, you're doing great, bro.
Get over here, whoopie gang.
No, I'm good.
Did you kill the second cypress guy down in power?
No, he killed him.
He's close to me.
Go back.
I
Go back carefully. No, don't go back. Don't go back. Don't go back. Oh
Admin, okay
So do you see how we're in a building and you went across like you went across a bridge that's connecting east and west the building
I don't see you guys. Do you see me?
No building north of us is admin North at close. See where you at yet. I'm on the roof
It's the one disconnected. Yep. You're running
Evan. Nope. Not me running. Someone's in here. That's it. Yep. That's on our side. And there's
one outside too. I'm about to get in the fight. Third floor. Okay. They just walked in the
side door. They walked in the side door from admin to us. One's on third floor as well.
Nanny that's another team's name
One might be dead either that or he tanked a heavy
He's still alive
Are you cheating? No?
Kill one. Nice. It's so another one. He's mated. That's me. There's one on third floor
That's me. I'm metal. You're on the staircase now. Are you guys both? Yeah. Okay. I'm still
across the bridge in the little closet. Oh! Oh. I'm going to go up on that cross.
It's on tight. It's on good though.
Thank you guys shooting? Yes.
I'm going to look for you folksy. Yeah, they're looking for you. Careful.
Is that you? Here floor? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, they're going to be farther down.
I'm gonna come down and peek it long-haul, okay. Yeah, I'm on like a left-hand. I'm kind of screwed right now
Fucking chicken I'm here
Yeah, I'm on three 301 I'm in 301
Yeah, no, they're on third they're on third staircase
Yeah, how do you want me to help you here? I'm across the bomb under you
You can run across Skybridge maybe but they can peek you and kill you instantly not a good idea
I think you're just kind of screwed. Yeah, you're kind of screwed right now
Hey, I might just start making some moves here.
You're in here, Nate. It's going to be me. Okay. Yep.
You hear another native in me heard
Nick do something dog. Yo, I'm the one that I could have killed
And I'm the worst one in the team by far
Yeah, they're on the right hand peak against me and I'm listening to my teachers. Hopefully just has to get them off this staircase so I can move
I'm kind of just holding this body that I killed. Yeah, you're doing good
that you on that elbow yeah I'm on the middle staircase I think there's a far one yeah yeah
they're on the far one you should be good to come up just be careful they're on this
farm no no that's them I'm at 301 still still 301 I have a left I have a left ampie that
I just heard him shuffle.
Just hold that cross for me, hold that cross for me.
Can you hold it?
Oh, he's there.
He's there.
He's on that corner.
Just saw him shoulder peak barely.
Left to right side.
Just dead like facing towards 301 at that little cut.
I'm gonna give him to move okay you ready yeah
Are you
Oh, I see shooting from admin I think bro. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm underneath him now folksy
Okay.
We got him in the sandwich, yeah?
Yeah, I think so.
I'm done second floor as well now.
Okay, I'm on second, I'm on second, on the staircase.
Got it.
Let me fix my legs real quick.
I got a sky bridge.
I'm out of that little area.
I got a sky bridge and I can see your admin cross, okay?
So you guys should have a 2v1,
I think this is just a sneak peek.
I'm on second floor middle staircase. No, okay. One's on second floor. I should blow one's on second floor
Yep, where you at right now? I'm in second or in the room
No, he's a cop on third
Ah
Okay, just wait this tail. I hear what I hear what people on my side
Please don't be a lurker eat eat you G
I mean two two two. Yeah, yeah in the same in the show show show show show show show my stream shush shush shush
We'll come in a second
One day okay nice
Other ones left of where I just killed that guy
Okay, I
I don't think they're good. They didn't push me. No, they're not
That you screaming
Yeah, I killed yeah, I killed their third teammate as well all three dead
All right, we need to help him or not Tim. Sorry Nick. We gotta help Nick
You have it let's super late in admin. Yeah, okay. Listen, so this is a duo
There's a player's cabin that just walked up a pumpkin the chest. I'm alive. I'm a barely man
Hey
He's an admin bottle for he's super late
I gotta do Sergers
We'll come straight to you I'm dead
That's another team then
Yeah, there's two
Both my legs are broken. I'm missing an arm. Nick. I'm sorry. I wanted to go over there, bro
I mean that was an insane shot
Like I can't even tell you how crazy the shot there was I mean I don't play this game like that, but what the fuck
You're good
There's a player scout or an AI scout right here that just almost fucked my ass
Listen, I killed the guy on their team up top. I lit the guy down low
They're they were both on the opposite bridge under me coming over to me. Yeah, that that's a completely different game
It's really sus probably cheater part, you know, hit the escape check the the name for us and just watch POV on twitch
Maybe give us a rundown of stats. Did it disconnect?
Yeah, just you're gonna lose the POV though. It's up to you if you want to do that. You don't have to
It is just good now put three bullets in his neck
Stats point six two KD. There's no way
Remember he just hit they're all saying cheater. What's his hours?
400 hours. Oh
What's his survival rate? Everyone's saying cheater. What's his survival rate? I
Don't know
It should be if you hit overall survival rate second from the left
47% just be a lucky shot. We'll see
It's not crazy enough to make me run for my life. These guys are fucking Omega juice by the way
So
All right, we got to go avenge Nick
one. Good one. There's one.
One's tagged on second floor.
Super late. Can you throw a
nade at all or no? I have no
nades. I'm just going. I'm
going to admin. I'm pushing
these guys while they're lit.
I killed one. Right. Go to
outside
Maybe killed him it he also just pre-fired me up here. Maybe kill them. Okay, I heard
Guys most likely full of shit by the way. Yeah, where's the second floor second floor second floor left side?
Okay
When I go up the staircase facing me, where is he going to be at?
Uh, the cyclist on the left side, he should be, he could be anywhere.
Wait, is this you?
I'm up here.
Are you cross-crybridge?
Yeah, wait, you have a bear thing on it.
Crowd for a quick?
I'm crouched.
Nice job.
Okay, that should be up there.
Is it me?
My flashlight?
Yep, yep, this is me.
I'm spreading cross-crybridge.
Yeah.
Maybe a back room?
Yeah.
Skybridge. Maybe a back room. I like that back room. This guy was lit. You killed this guy?
Yeah, this guy's dead in here. We're full clear. Nice job. That guy heard me
upstairs and I guess did realize you were still there. I don't know what he was doing.
Alright, you grab this shit. I'll grab the other three bodies. Scab, scab, scab, scab, scab.
You say crouched real quick
So Nick got one I got three Dennis got three
Two no you got three you got the one sky bridge and then the other one sky bridge
All righty, I'm a loot I think I've got all your shit
Jack I get a price check on the master's tool set, please. Oh
The boys boys. I told y'all and I'll tell you again
Out by hell a something I don't know what that is
I have to mark something by helly it's a scav me and Dennis literally have like a thousand
hours played together like before any of this streaming shit started being where it is I
I mean, we've just played a lot, that's all.
I was gonna play a lot.
Like, swung around and prefired me.
I mean, Bro, it could just be fucking radaring his dick off.
I'm gonna go down and...
Mark the thing I need to mark.
Yeah.
I can watch over you.
I mean yeah and we heard the fight we heard the fight earlier outside as well
the icebreaker I'm at third floor oh third what the hell is hitch up that guy
I didn't learn how to play this.
Play this!
Better sh** out of here.
Am I dumb?
Okay.
Alright Nick, got all your shit.
Turn it back.
He's like, uh, Nick, this maps also makes, this maps also like, kind of confusing.
All the maps are confusing as fuck until you know, like, until you have like a fuck 10
hours.
Like he was calling to me that he's outside the real one, bro.
I didn't learn that till like 1500 hours in.
chat master set point UK got it thank you
hello I remember sitting there being like he's in East no East you'd be
looking at West for the entire time what
I just called you wife's in here watch out I was just in a raid what do you
mean I just get out even leave you I think about me too I didn't hang up on
you a ring twice buddy and then I do not do not disturb you have to call
twice you always have to call twice do not disturb is one ring and then it
does the voicemail this was I didn't even I was in the middle of a rain
You can say it.
Clumsy, down with Clumsy.
That was a little racist.
Good morning.
Oh goodness, oh goodness, Mr. Black.
No, no, no, good.
I've been playing so good today, brother.
I'm going to slap you in the ass, man.
Squat down so I can talk to you.
No, no, no.
Yo, that is crazy.
That's crazy.
You come up to my sock.
Maybe.
Well, fuck it.
Good morning, bro.
How are you guys?
Good morning.
Good morning, good morning, good morning.
We're good, man.
We're good with the farming.
He made some baby a little bit, but we're good.
You know what I'm saying?
Yo, Nick didn't know where he was on Shoreline.
And Nick said, where am I?
We were like, what happened?
He goes, I just walked across a long bridge across the map.
And he went from west to east in the middle of the redline.
And I said, wow, there's a full team in these.
Oh my goodness.
Like you should.
Like you should.
Let me tell you, Mr. Merck, let me tell you,
admire your velocity and your determination
That is a warrior spirit
A warrior spirit
You would have ran across that bridge too, I know you would have
Damn right I would have
Into the black, into the flame
Mr. Marks, you're out of these fools
damn for your warrior spirit
for you have shined brighter than the shot
Time to
live around like a dying star
retreating back to the holes
to the holes. That's right. That's right, Mr. Mike. You're a good man. You're the right thing.
Yo, there might be someone in uh, in admin. Just push you, push you inside. In admin? Yeah. Oh no,
don't do that. Oh no. Oh shit. I'm thinking about it. Type shit. I can't really hear too much
right now, so I think I heard a step. He just fucking. I definitely heard something.
Yeah
What's that guy you killed Nick
Across the bridge bridge right
You just yapping you
You're not even saying where he is.
He's just talking words.
That's so cool.
Be seated and pull me.
I got him.
I got him.
Yo, Pino, I want you to know I literally already have people
tweeting at me, then self-cheating, saying good luck
to them.
So I don't get it.
Chad, is this a quest item or no?
I can take it either way.
Not a quest, are you, Cap on?
The authorators sponsor stream tonight, huh?
Let me tell you something.
Listen, listen, if it was a game, I'm
trying to make progress and stuff.
I don't even know where you're talking about it.
But I'm going there strictly for a fun time.
If you don't want to see it, go to whatever.
Yeah, like you don't give a fuck about your inventory.
You know for an absolute fact, they're
going to be out to make a point as well.
Like, your butthole is about to be so divided tonight.
I can't wait to watch divide your cheeks
Our car inventory is like
Going from like part of our creators. It's just no gopah. You know Tarkov has dope
Our creators don't go
Different shit and play like well three times a week. They played it
They still get hyped about a Bobcat Connecticut murder. No, they don't but they play
It's still a fun time just in general. I just I'm just not gonna really need two cramps
in the living room. That's what I really care about.
It's gonna be a fun time. Yeah, sounds good.
I can have a real question. That's why I'm here.
So we do a good.
You're good. You're good. Go ahead.
What's up? Okay.
So, you and I are playing.
I was thinking and you scared me to say no.
This would be like seven, okay
This should be like 7 30 this would be like 7 30 p.m. Do you want to do is ever so we were playing together still after the upgrade is it out?
Okay, I'm gonna do that you imagine trying to plan anything with close to you like
I was thinking about doing one of two things. Either half, park off until about 10 p.m. and 30 and then party game for this night or just a full night of party games.
Which one would you like to do? If you had party games, you gotta start texting people.
to be. Actually, I have to see
after this rain that we find out
because I was supposed to drive back
to Jersey at like four a.m.
But now we go dog. Yes.
Oh my God.
Oh no.
He's got his cat, the cat.
His cat.
No, the cat.
Right.
And it's it.
They have to repair.
Yeah, they're something that they got to repair.
I have to drive.
I
Wardogs drop tomorrow and cod drops tomorrow sure. Yep
By the way, I know Nick Nick is a playward on tomorrow
Peanut I hit you up to play war dogs. Are you playing war dogs tomorrow? And if so, what time the weekend?
I'm going to play like if you get drunks at noon see
Okay, you trying to game close here you trying to game
Honestly if the war dogs and cod drops a mom yeah, I have to delay. I have to delay the fucking thing
I'll leave Monday. Hey, you guys you gotta come and play with us. That's that's you that's stupid of me to leave and missy's game
You are you are we have to protect you. You're gonna. Let's do this. Let's do a sport plus
TMCT tomorrow
Yeah, tomorrow to PMCT us five. We're not I'll text in tonight. That's the group. I am there
All right, let's do it. I'll go late. I'll go late. Hell. Yeah. Okay. Let's do it. Are we locked?
We're locked. Well, we all talk to Tim. I I think Tim's gonna be playing card boys. I think there's no way
Yeah, I'm locked I'm locked
Let's go.
Let's go.
Tim's not going to join.
Tim's not going to join.
He's not going to join.
I will.
Yeah.
I will.
I will.
God damn, bro.
That's going to be a fun group.
We're going to have a lot of fun times tomorrow.
That's going to be a good time.
No, you know why it sounds like that?
When I get Tim on that shit tomorrow, I promise you.
He's probably got to sponsor.
Folks, he knows that his girl is about to rip him a new asshole
I'm so over it. We're pushing the drive days back a little longer. We should play. We should play on Saturday. I can play Saturday. I'll play Saturday as well. I can't play Saturday. Because Saturdays.
Yeah, bro. I'm out. We got Red Rubble Perikorn. You know, Nick has
red rebel paracord before you
I just don't find myself.
I love that song.
We have to call that big booty bitch getting brain tonight.
I
Go ahead
I don't know that song
Brother have you
Yo, Pina have you seen one Nikita tweeted two hours ago?
The heavy armor that they're developing
Brother that thing looks insane
Heavy armor killer about to pull it up on screen
That might be a copy from
Ever seen the heavy armor guys and see a player talk up. They're like just giant juggernauts
like you'd see in Marvel for two haven't seen it have they working with those
guys yet or no they still hate him I doubt it I mean I bet they're probably
pretty angry with those guys for making you copy the game I can't pull it off I
don't know why we guys we mr. Berkson mr. Hatch I'm assuming it's a no but when
you guys want to join for party games we did it with like 730 or no tonight
That's early, that's early, that's early.
Tomorrow, we're talking about new games.
I might go tonight.
Oh my gosh, chat.
You're in the mood to eat, you're in the mood to make good money.
You be open to-
I have no promises, no promises.
If I can, I'll text you, but I got dinner tonight,
so I'll let you know.
Got you, Coach, we can still invite, you know,
John, Fetus, Habibi, we can still lift.
We will, we will, we will a lot of guys we can invite.
Right.
If we want to do part of it.
Let's see how we feel after we get our ass down for two hours.
Right.
Um, mate, do you have, make sure you have the skin too.
Yeah, I do.
I think that in game with your steam, you have to sign in to ID dot
and bark out games.
Wait hutch you go go look at the way I died real quick, please. I will I'm watching
Can I kill this guy on this on this tap, which is insane?
I'm gonna come down and peek it okay. Yeah, I'm on like a left hand. I'm kind of
No, I have no clue what it is I don't know what we're rolling up on tomorrow
Yeah, but but I
Have no clue supposedly everyone's heads fuck their floor as well. Oh, I'm there for a lot of hyper
Okay, but there was also a lot of hypo other teams name. There was a lot of hyper on marathon is somebody in this call
Look, I don't want to name any names. I'm not a part of that. That's that's another team
I never okay, you know what?
Exactly it was a good game not even one time not even one time
I said two things and you know what I was right. I was right to this day. I was right. I
Said two things. I said I enjoyed my time playing and number two
You shouldn't have hit on new games as much as people do. I agree with that
sentiment. Boy, I still have people come in and talk about Marathon. We know what
is talking about it. If that doesn't claim new game or at least some other
reason other than the game's quality delusions, I don't know what it is.
What does? By the by by that. I'm gonna be honest, you made absolutely no sense.
No, he's trying to, he's trying to say that the game has got some stuff there.
Yes, a little bit.
No, that's not what I'm saying.
That's not what he's saying.
That's not what he's saying at all.
If you guys just listen, I can tell you what I'm saying.
Folks, can you shut up and let him explain?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'll work on that.
I'm sending a rocket to the right on.
I'm sending a rocket to the right on.
I'm sending a rocket to the right on.
My statement about...
Sorry, I apologize.
About where we're more accurate than anyone else's statement in the whole world.
I'm telling you, that's not true.
I
Said if you recall the game bad
Even if it is it is not because that's not the reason they're saying it the reason they're saying it is because of Bungie or destiny
To or because of this or because of that and boy was I right and huts you can vouch people still come into chat
All day all day bad marathon is out of nowhere all day scream some other reason to lose
that I don't know what I agree with that there was just like a lot of hyper on the game, bro
And it just didn't it's well, I'm not gonna say
I'm not gonna say who but there was a lot of people who went and played this game and then like it was like guys
Bear thought it's gonna be great like a lot of people win this shit's a lot of content creators
Like with their studio and hyped it up. So, you know, it had a very very high fucking seal
very high ceiling
I was very excited for it. If you go back to any of my bots, I never objectively said it was good
I kept it straight. I said I had a good time playing it. I did wasn't a lie and
And the majority of the back we say was that it was not because it was bad
It was because of bungee a destiny two or some other third reason. I mean, that's probably true as well
We know it's a hundred percent. Yeah, that's that's that
I mean people were really trying to shove that shit down everybody's throat man like they they want to merit
I mean, bro, people, oh my God, do you remember your chat that night?
Bro, that was really weird.
That was probably one of the worst streams I think I've ever been a part of.
Not that you didn't do a good job, just we were trying to play
and nobody was letting that happen, like it was just nobody.
Bro, I was on earlier in the day and P was on offline playing with me.
And it was like people were coming into my chat yelling at P.
So, and then on my chat, I mean, you know, my guys, I mean, these guys go to war, you know what I mean?
They're no Spargs, but they're, you know, they're platoons.
So, you know, my entire chat the entire time was just on fire, on fire.
Yeah.
And think about me as I love new games.
I don't care if it's the shittiest game in the world.
I love playing new games.
I'm gonna have fun no matter what the game is day one.
That's never a lot.
Because it's new, bro.
That's just, that's the way it should be.
It's fantastic playing a new game.
It's a great time.
You're right.
And there's there's a fine line between being a dickhead
and just giving a game.
It's also another thing.
Another thing of why it was so fiery
is because this the culture we live in today.
I'm really getting deep here.
The culture we live in today is you either have to hate someone
or something so, so much that it's basically Satan
and you have to preach about how bad it is.
You hate it and you would never touch it
and you would never go around.
20 points or you have to love it you give your first born child to it it's the best
thing ever there's no in between and I'm tight up for all those factors that I've
just listed is what happened to Marathon for all those factors that is
listed it is it is it is it maybe about game sure it could be but that is not
the reason that all of those comments were made not the reason it could be
though I'd say it wasn't actually it wasn't about yeah I also think you know
You know, I did have really bad timing too, didn't it?
Yeah, it's really bad.
Well, and on top of that,
Fuck out of here and get ready, man.
We have time for one break.
Fuck you.
And on top of that, they also did that whole stuff
with like the artist and the stealing, the shit.
Like they just they just and they were very
and all of their videos, bro, they're very arrogant.
Like we know what we're doing.
We're doing this.
So they just didn't help themselves either.
I said, we got marathon when we could have destiny three.
Am I right?
And he rebikes the fire.
And there lies what I've just said.
Or a halo battle right now.
And there lies what I've just said.
The halo battle right now.
That wouldn't be a bad idea.
That probably would be a good idea.
But what I'm saying is don't breathe in the comments
wherever because of what Clungsy just said.
I don't even think that's a bad idea.
That could be a great idea.
Destiny 2 reigns so Marathon can crawl.
The way they were until my Clungsy just died.
Destiny 2 dies so Marathon can crawl.
So Marathon can crawl
The no arms legs
Yeah, that is true, bro. They knew that their game was good
They were just gonna die
They knew that their game was dead and they were like don't do their lashing out
You know going after anything and or any reason why destiny was shutting down. Yeah, bro
You want to piss off people bro go out and shut down a fucking game for another game
Did you see him? What what uh?
Yeah. There was some game awards
and I had like 100, 200,000
viewers. It might have been
whatever it's called, but the
entire chat was spamming
hashtag if you want to see
three. Yeah, I saw that. It
was summer game. Summer game
fast. The entire chat was
spamming it. I was like,
Oh, I remember it. Tell me
your video. Yeah, I'm
sorry. I'm getting in.
This is my LG by the way LG LG LG LG LG
Yeah, it's my LG. I got dinner
Did damn bro, what do you need?
I don't know. I don't know where we're going
Yeah, I'm gonna order something to be right
I
I can't wait to open up Twitter tomorrow and to see you two getting your assholes flipped inside out by
Everybody losing their minds. It makes me excited
No, I'm not talking about that way just peanuts only comes back to our graders for money
damn fucking right the game's dead
Yo, how will they not work with me but they'll work with you that's crazy
That's fucking crazy
Fucking subway great, I love subway
the big boss. The big boss down
the big. I think it's another
six. It's a veggie. Oh, what's
the you? Yeah, bro. You got
spinach. Stop it. Bro. Stop
it. Bro. Lost everyone. No,
You're just pissing me off now. You just pissing me off
Where did you guys go where did you guys go?
All righty you you two should go take what your helmet is in your rigs anything with your headset you guys should take west I'll hold east
I'm in east.
I'm in east.
Okay.
Well, you gonna bring a backpack?
No.
Are you having an attack if we...
No, I'm in east.
Okay.
Danny, if we get a kill, you're gonna get a backpack, okay?
Yeah.
I think there's a backpack on this guy.
Okay.
Subway blows.
fucking nuts you can't hate subway bro like that's a staple that's a staple
you want it toasted what do you think I am a communist of course toast the
fucking shit out of that thing I want it toasted
Oh, it's also, uh, yo, you ever have those, like, raspberry, whatever,
Kenny, you can bring any heals, but you can bring my kid back, man.
I'm so fucking...
I brought you...
Hey, hey, now you know how good you have it, Nick, okay?
Now you know how good you have it.
Wait, hold on, I haven't given you enough gas for me to let you know that I know how good I am.
Yeah, true, true, I don't need to say it.
Even if you know your rig out with heals, will they give you your strap back?
Oh.
Oh.
You got that did you got that?
What about the thing is when you die they just take all your loot and then say it disappeared
Yeah, Pete no offense anytime I die I don't even like I'm just meant to leave check off that that all of it's gone
It's all gone
Never getting it back ggs
a good day. But then I have a good day. I made the weapon out, I made the armor out.
You got a smile on your face, you got a chipper out of your mouth.
That's why gimmick gets nothing back ever.
Brother gimmick and lemon are a gift to this world. Those two sweet little souls
They're so awesome. Yeah, you will have we'll play lemons the early guy gimmicks the late guy
We'll play with with lemon one of these mornings just so you can meet him. I mean, dude, he's awesome. He's a birder
Like those people who go out
Someone's crouching outside wall
Where
Give me a second. I'm getting an angle
right? Who's running around?
You're an admin. You're an admin, right? No, I'm not. I'm an
East. I'm an East. You're an East, Nick. Yeah, I'm a
staircase. Big staircase East. I'm on your roof. I'm looking
over there, folksy. Where's he at exactly? In my face,
have some poop. What's a what's a a burner? People who
And take pictures of birds there's like a whole community where he like
he'll go and like
Like it has an app on his phone where he keeps track of all the birds. He's he's
Taking pictures though shit dude. He's next level. He's next level
Bro, but listen, but listen, I'm telling you you might think like he's the coolest fucking person you ever meet
He is awesome
I also just want to reiterate based on my comment I was gonna play the fuck of
whatever it's called update I'm hoping I'm hoping our
outside each year yeah I am our crew for you oh no no no our credit is was
the closest we've been the prime four night and they fucked the proper ball
I don't disagree with that.
We are fucking 15 minutes out for sponsorship,
because you deads.
We do.
Our sponsor is with Subway.
Is that you on top of the roof?
Yes, yes, yes.
Our sponsor is with Subway, not our creators.
No, it's a joint sponsor, you dumbass.
Cloaks we love.
I got it.
I got it.
Wait, there's players outside East.
Players outside East just shot at me.
You guys are good.
Just letting you all know.
Where was that?
They're in the trees outside
Wait, what do you mean? Oh close. Oh you're talking to close
I
How do not know where you are well, I've been here are you in two and a half times? Are you east or west?
We okay
Adventure
I hope that you next time here in a yard or a meter, but it's not it don't off
I
Think is that you in East
You're on glass right now right?
I mean, it's up to you, bro
I don't know what's going on. I know there's teams outside East just sitting in the trees trying to snipers through the windows
right now and one of us will probably get tapped here soon let me go look no
bro I don't need you to go loo man just be ready that's it you're probably gonna
die you go look through those windows hopefully see them before they they see
you maybe win
I have nothing, Miles.
I have nothing, Miles.
You should see that video.
I heard it.
Alright guys, so whose idea was it to have folks who do this?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Yo, hey, I got the card bro.
I got a hard no, okay?
So at least you're not me.
You got a hard no, I got a hard no
Yeah, I got a hard no
They specifically said they did not want to work with me. So I fucking feel you
I heard my feelings man us
Where's your net deep much yeah, look at my screen man
I really can't tell you.
He ran down the hill, past the pine trees,
past both gates east.
Oh, yeah.
They're far, bro.
Did you run to Hellypad?
They're running towards the new area, Cloaksy.
Oh.
Yeah, I don't see anything.
I'm about to get off the fucking roof.
Yeah, I say we can go run and go fight them at new area.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
Tank resorts dead.
I know we're coming.
I shot it over here right away.
Yeah, Cloaksy, I'll meet you in Heaven.
make is with me
yeah we might die to someone in admin or outside of admin soon
yeah there were
yeah it's me
careful
Nick I'm hearing stuff
here there's a nade in the open field west
yeah that's where those people are
so it's here let's go let's go push that nade let's go push that nade
I'm burning outside.
Yeah, I'm a follow daddy.
Yeah, I'm a follow daddy.
I'm going through open wall.
All right.
Where was that?
He just straight out left?
They're at the new area.
New area, right, Denny?
That's what you're talking about?
Or are you talking about towards Lighthouse?
No, no, no.
It was like, yeah, yeah.
It was out west.
It was west in the open field.
I don't where I was going to go, I think, Bob.
Yeah, I did, I did.
Do you want us to come to you?
No, no, no, no.
I'll go to you. I'll go to you. I'll go to you. You both are together. Let's keep going
I'm just gonna be a little bit behind
UAV got it
Well the crunchy didn't this fucking game is crazy
Glasses just be ready to lay down
by call it okay you guys on rocks yeah why would someone chuck a nade I mean
they have to be pvp right they wouldn't throw a nade at that or they're at
Cabins and they're killing the boss I'm running through the middle of the open right now. I think yeah, I think they are
Yeah
You see me
Bro, I be hopped off this thing and it fucking
it something's never changed bro are you trolling me bro you break your legs more
than anybody bro man I can't talk I broke both my legs last
rain yeah Brian front of us yeah we have to be very careful here for two
reasons one they could be laying down in these bushes to if the guards are up and
they're on the outside of wall they'll just laser beam us and won't die there's
no running if they aggro just try and kill them
are you ready?
back left of us
have a sign in the road
the door is open
So, probably, probably where that nade was, prodigy is a quest key, but it's also like
really expensive key, so it doesn't usually have anyone in it.
I
Be up in that glass. Yeah, yes, you can
That door just close so that door was open was it not I
Looked at the door that door was fucking open
It's still open. It's still open. I don't know why at that angle it looked closed.
There in cottage.
You just reloaded, Nick?
Nope.
I'm in the outside wall.
Yeah.
This is good.
This is good.
Oh, where?
I'm in the outside wall.
Yeah, that's what it was 100% it was an agent you're not up here right folksy
Nope, nope, nope, I'm behind you guys, I'm gonna run towards each other.
Go.
Anyone can see?
Yeah, no, we're all good here, there's not jack shit.
You wanna go back and check the main? The guy from...
No, I think it's all over.
It's all over?
It's all over.
The only thing we can do is check Icebreaker, but even then I think people have already left, unless they're like late, late.
Do they make shoreline longer?
I'm not sure it has a shoreline has the
Transit icebreaker and it also has that you buy a scab house looking at scabs the scab island. Yeah
Shoreline has a transit to labyrinth and icebreaker. Yeah, I guess both of them. I
Think they don't make it longer wasn't it 30 or something?
That's why there's the PvP here so fucking nuts, whatever you get it. Oh
full in four shots
In town
Yeah
The full fucking mag dump in the town
And it's suppressed so it's like right up over this ridge
If y'all didn't hear that it might be a little farther like the back the backside batch of houses
Yeah, I see all the wood and the smoke right in front of us right on the other side of that tank is where they were shooting at
Why did her smoke?
two players
You should have the M4 had a little pop cam in there.
Wait, black division.
Chats all saying black division.
Black division smoke.
Oh, fuck.
We're probably talking to that.
My chest, cap slot, tell me to hard lock in.
Hard lock in, hard, hard, hard, hard lock in.
Make sure you're on.
Yeah, there's black division dead. What is that?
Something yeah, I'm dating for info
Yeah
It's swinging outside careful guys bro you for sure kill them
Yeah, yeah, okay renating standing where that guy was
All right, we're looking for more usually they're in groups of three Nick. Oh, we're looking for a player
Yeah, it's a dead PMC I think right there. I think the PMC might have killed two and the third one killed him
Yeah, I'm in I'm in I'm in
Loot him bro. Loot him. Loot him. Loot him. Yeah, I'll clear
Like this is like like full swap on it's right. It's just you just take everything. Yeah, I mean
Yeah, you want to do this building real quick. Oh, yeah, why is it that player looted in here?
Yeah, fully looted. No, this is a black division that's been looted. And then who's this right here?
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
Here he is. Are you glad to?
Nice. Bro. Nick, you won't believe
what I'm about to say. This is
the fucking guy who killed us on
streets. The fin boy guy. Do
you remember him? You don't.
It makes it weird. Fin boy.
Yeah, he has no idea what I'm talking about.
All right, now I just look like a fucking weirdo.
Sick!
W's in the chats?
W in the chat.
W in the chat.
W in the chat.
W in the chat.
Oh.
Hold on.
All right, I got out.
I got out.
I got out.
I got out.
I got out.
I got out.
I got out.
I
Got a spin out of here. Yeah, you go ahead. We're right next to the extract
We need to keep losing Nick you need to get max on this bitch. She has to go do that sponsor
That was another grenade by the way at
at um the village yeah dick we got everything everybody wants right now so we don't get
the fuck out of this raid grab everything we don't eat first
absolutely
where's the two bodies are outside the gate where is there more no other one was already
looted by this guy I think that's it the last last things right here if you
want to grab this backpack this dude has
BD keys in your dot case brother BD keys in your dot case
I mean bro I'm chilling I think
let's get the fuck out of here bro come on what this written this tack rig is
good right I took the I took the plates out of the lab
Yeah, I'm gonna raise a dropper really good. Okay. I'm gonna take them then they take it
No chat, I'm not taking the rig because if I took the rig I wouldn't be able I mean I guess I could but I think I'd be a little
jammed for space
I
I could be wrong though. It's all good. I'm not worried about the rig
Honestly, dude, did we have music playing this entire raid and I couldn't hear it at all because of peanut yapping
Did that just happen?
Were y'all listening to music this entire way?
No y'all couldn't hear it. I thank goodness
This backpack's really good, bro. I should hold on hold on
I
What
Let's go
They're all saying to leave man leave yeah, we got I mean bro, we're a massive right now. No
Let's go baby.
Hey, I'm just going to say one thing.
There's one black division and it was taken down by you.
Good kill son.
Good kill son.
We looted the sky.
I see my coach, dude.
I do what he does.
You do as I say and as I do.
Now take your shit out of this Mickelabutra.
Hey you want a little bit bush light?
Oh coach I'm so fat I can't make it out of crawling.
I'm on boss you gotta run boss.
Yo chat saying you got a shit ton of good ammo is that true?
No no I didn't get much room.
You lying piece of shit.
You get any nods?
Did you get any of the cool nods?
I can't run. I can't run.
I'll be later on.
I'm just gonna stand by for a second.
I got BCP.
FMJs.
Have we talked about?
S.
No.
Okay.
I got more BCP.
FMJ.
S.
I got...
AP.
Sometimes AP.
Aye.
Yeah?
Yeah.
It's sir, sir.
I got I got a lot of stuff.
Green beans, potatoes, tomatoes,
I am chicken.
You name it.
All right, let's go right here.
So you got to come to right here.
Hey, solid fuck today, big.
We did that solid day that solid.
solid solid day. Wow. Appreciate you brother. That was awesome. We back at it again tomorrow now.
Now listen to all stream shit aside yo I appreciate you coaching me up and I know it takes a lot of
brain power to even play this motherfucker.
the fucking game. Maybe you can make an argument for more.
Playing about 75% of the game. I appreciate you.
Listen, bro, if you weren't here, I'd be running around the map just making money and being bored,
to be honest. So I much rather prefer this. Tomorrow, morning time, Tarkov into War Dogs.
tomorrow's cause it doesn't
release to all the duty shit.
It is tomorrow's card.
So maybe cod for you and then
we're done.
Well, let me just go see what
time the call of duty shit goes
live because I told y'all 100%
be there for the.
Yeah.
The other one doesn't go live
till later.
Oh, 2pm Eastern.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
I'll be here with you.
Perfect.
See you tomorrow.
I'll see you tomorrow, man.
Later.
Have a good day.
See you.
I appreciate you guys man. I appreciate y'all. Thank y'all so much for chillin today, dude. I'm gonna be real these last couple streams
The amount of y'all who showed up hanging out if you do
If y'all I appreciate you guys so much for chillin and hanging out with me every day
I appreciate y'all man. Y'all the best dudes. There's a lot of people hanging out lately and it's pretty fucking
That's pretty cool. That's pretty fucking cool.
Yo, bro, why am I seeing one of my star pupils?
What's going on?
What are we doing, Tim?
Yo, what is he listening to?
Smart smart answer right there. Do you hear that she goes you in the mood for that?
It goes if that's what you want do the truffle shuffle. It's got some fucking genius
Yeah, we've lost them. We've lost them. We we've completely fucking lost them. I you know
It's what it is, bro. You know, I guess I guess he just didn't like my body enough, you know, I don't know
I don't know what you gonna do
What you gonna do?
Yeah, I appreciate you guys man
Thank y'all so much for hanging. Thank y'all so much for chilling dudes
I hope all of you guys have a wonderful rush you tonight wonderful rush you day. I love you and I appreciate you
I'm a cinch you guys over to 24. Oh, we're playing a little dark and darker over there. Yeah, and I'll be back tomorrow
Yo exciting day tomorrow. We got
Tarkov in the morning with Nick and then the the play test for war dogs, bro
Bro, bro, tomorrow will be cinema, cinema, cinema.
Let's hope it doesn't suck, dick.
I appreciate y'all, man.
Have a great night.
Thank y'all so much for being here.
I love you, bitch.
I love you, bitch, all the subs.
Thank you, guys.
I'm sorry if I missed you.
Have a great rest of your night.
If you're drinking, don't be driving.
Or you might be a little bit retarded.
I love you, be safe, see y'all tomorrow.
Much love, later.