ALL OUT WAR FRIDAY | TARKIE IN THE MORNING WITH NONECKMERCS AND AFTERNOON WARDOGS WITH THE BOYS

HutchMF

08-21-2026 · 8h 36m

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[00:05:30] I'm not hurricane telling

[00:05:33] I'm feeling like a polar bear burning

[00:05:36] What are we gonna do?

[00:05:39] I'm not fake smile gleaming

[00:05:41] Yeah, I'm the lie that you choose to believe in

[00:05:44] It's the truth kinda lost all meaning

[00:05:47] And I'm enjoying the view

[00:05:49] Well, I've been a loving lover

[00:05:52] I've been a trusting brother

[00:05:55] I'm taking my time to recover

[00:05:57] and picking it up when I'm better

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[00:08:57] Oh yeah, I feel a little bit.

[00:09:02] You can sing.

[00:09:03] Yeah.

[00:09:04] Yeah Ripley's mom, she's very great.

[00:09:10] When you're in a five mile radius of her, you can smell that pussy stink, oh yeah that

[00:09:15] And I had all these people saying, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it.

[00:09:39] Now how you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance

[00:09:43] By standing on the wall

[00:09:45] Get your back up, you want to walk

[00:09:47] Tell me

[00:09:49] Now how you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance

[00:09:51] By standing on the wall

[00:09:53] Get your back up, you want to walk

[00:09:55] I heard all the people saying

[00:09:57] Get down on it

[00:09:59] Get down on it

[00:10:01] If you really want it

[00:10:03] You gotta feel it

[00:10:05] Get down on it

[00:10:07] Come on in, get down on it, baby, baby, get down on it, get on it

[00:10:12] Get down on it, I say people on it

[00:10:17] What, what you gonna do?

[00:10:22] You gotta get on the roof

[00:10:24] I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty dude

[00:10:28] What should I do?

[00:10:29] Wipe the straight

[00:10:30] Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, everybody, hello, hello, good

[00:10:55] Good day, good day, good day, my wizards, good day my wizards, what going on, what going

[00:11:06] on sexy hairy beast, Jesus, I don't know how a compliment could be an insult at the same

[00:11:15] time but you did it and I appreciate it a little bit I think, my wizards, my wizards,

[00:11:22] y'all ready for a great day today, gentlemen?

[00:11:25] Are you guys ready for a great day today?

[00:11:35] Dude, we got a day ahead of us, boys and gals.

[00:11:38] We got a day ahead of us.

[00:11:42] We got plans today.

[00:11:44] Like you're going on a cruise with your wife.

[00:11:46] She got plans the entire time.

[00:11:48] Well, guess what?

[00:11:50] I'm your wife today.

[00:11:51] We got plans all day long.

[00:11:54] Let me shout at you real quick.

[00:11:55] First up, we got a little bit of Tarkov.

[00:11:58] You know, get the juices flowing, right?

[00:12:01] Get a little cock and ball torture to start our Friday,

[00:12:04] our beautiful fuck a fan Friday.

[00:12:07] Who's gonna be the lucky fan?

[00:12:11] Then, at around one EST, I think,

[00:12:16] I think or is it is one EST or is it

[00:12:22] Me me me

[00:12:24] We got war dogs as the cooler part our

[00:12:29] War dogs group

[00:12:31] One EST our war dogs group. We got

[00:12:36] Way in there and that a cool

[00:12:40] three zero zero

[00:12:43] The man the sexiest myth the legend myself round of applause

[00:12:50] Right on pause

[00:12:52] another pause

[00:12:53] Dan coming in at a whopping two foot four

[00:12:58] Weighing a buck fifteen what we have Nick Merck's

[00:13:05] Then at an at a whopping two foot even no arms no legs

[00:13:10] Never mind looking good lips that look like a chicken's ass. We got peanut and

[00:13:16] Then at five hundred and eighty five pounds bald as a cue ball. We got Timmy

[00:13:24] And

[00:13:25] Then we got the slur man himself

[00:13:29] Slurzy the third first of his name second of his Ken

[00:13:33] King of his kingdom

[00:13:35] Cloak see we got a squad today myself Nick Tim Cloak see and peanut. We're all going to be playing

[00:13:45] Why you mad at him for you can't be mad at Tim. He's a sight

[00:13:50] We're all gonna be playing war dogs today

[00:13:52] Tim is playing cod early and then getting off to play war dogs

[00:13:59] With with the boys. I mean God bless him

[00:14:03] Yeah, bless him. Did you ever think there'd be a world where we would convince Nick and

[00:14:08] Tim to come and play a different game on the release of a new card

[00:14:13] Yeah

[00:14:16] Damn card sucks. Whoo gotta love it. You gotta be happy it sucks

[00:14:22] Honestly at this point. I put a tweet out last night

[00:14:25] Asking what people were playing war dogs are caught and people got mad at me for even suggesting cod was an option

[00:14:32] People got mad at me for even hinting that cod was an option

[00:14:38] It was just a question if people were were DMing me call me fat and shit

[00:14:43] I mean hell I never seen so many people mad at me for just asking

[00:14:50] You know, they say you can never ask a dumb question. Well, welcome to Twitter. There's plenty of dumb questions. I guess

[00:14:57] Goodness, I was just trying to fill out, you know, see where everybody's minds were

[00:15:02] They're handing out beta keys like candy.

[00:15:07] Yeah, no, we ain't playing cop.

[00:15:09] I got no aspirations to play cop.

[00:15:11] I just want to see who all was playing it.

[00:15:14] I'll think one person said they were.

[00:15:27] Join next call.

[00:15:28] He's about to start a game.

[00:15:29] No, absolutely not.

[00:15:31] I would much rather watch him in silence at whoa, what is this?

[00:15:39] Wait did I just double dip?

[00:15:45] How the fuck did I get?

[00:15:54] How did this happen?

[00:16:01] Yo, don't tell him don't tell him easy bro.

[00:16:14] We're a massive we are a massive yo dude I heard this song for the I know y'all gonna

[00:16:22] say I live underneath the bridge bro I heard this song for the first time yesterday and

[00:16:28] And I love it.

[00:16:32] I've never heard this song before.

[00:16:36] Oh, I hate this part.

[00:16:39] I gotta sell all this shit.

[00:16:40] Give me about the moment, give me about the moment.

[00:16:44] Let me get rid of bullshit.

[00:16:58] I

[00:17:02] Just realized is this song about sipping lean I

[00:17:08] Think it is

[00:17:17] Atty boys hold on a minute. Hey you come on tension

[00:17:28] How is how is peanuts night last night chat were they up or down on the night

[00:17:58] Up down up down I didn't ask for you to do a burpee dammit

[00:18:15] Down massive wait what happened they had closey how did they lose money?

[00:18:28] How was uh, how was how was arc? Oh

[00:18:33] Questing a bad comsia that'll happen

[00:18:38] It's pee dude nah, I can't be pee no way you ever heard he's the LeBron James the Tarkov it can't be pee

[00:18:47] Have you not heard he LeBron James?

[00:18:50] games. 180,000 for these? Holy shit. Literally what you said was gonna happen happened. It

[00:19:07] was that bad? No way it was that bad. Really? So you're telling me Arc Raiders had P come

[00:19:29] back to the game for a sponsor and they they still didn't have somebody watching over him

[00:19:37] playing that game so that he wouldn't get bombarded by stream sniped and cheaters still

[00:19:45] they still haven't learned from their fucking mistakes.

[00:19:54] I mean, bro, I don't even know what to say.

[00:20:00] I don't even know what to say.

[00:20:04] I don't even know.

[00:20:05] I mean, whatever, I guess.

[00:20:12] I don't know.

[00:20:14] Whatever.

[00:20:15] Whatever.

[00:20:17] Whatever.

[00:20:20] Ain't our problem no more.

[00:20:23] All righty.

[00:20:32] I can't believe I now have two of everything.

[00:20:35] This is sick.

[00:20:36] And let's go ahead and throw everything in the streamer case.

[00:20:41] Up, up.

[00:20:44] All right, this is good

[00:20:46] because we can kind of see where we're at

[00:20:47] with all of the streamer items.

[00:20:53] Okay, so that's all that.

[00:21:09] How many items—so what's not included on the—the CAPA requirements chat?

[00:21:14] Does anyone know?

[00:21:15] Is—no, Buck, we—oh, yeah, Bear, buddy.

[00:21:23] Your diet, okay. All right

[00:21:29] Okay

[00:21:32] Wait, they took the they took the armband off right the evasion armband that's no longer required

[00:21:43] You know if you all see anything I haven't added through the regular group of things

[00:21:47] We need this, which we have now.

[00:21:57] Okay, let's see what else we have here.

[00:22:03] We have the streamer, we have that, we have plenty of bear buddies, we need a book, teapot

[00:22:12] is not one sheriff badge 42 yeah we actually did pretty well on keeping

[00:22:20] streamer items this time around five in spook

[00:22:25] Um, what am I missing one G phone.

[00:22:43] Axle parrot.

[00:22:46] The rooster one rooster is one.

[00:22:48] I didn't know that.

[00:22:52] The baritone guitar pick, the egg, the dumbbell, pro kill, not one, John B is already there.

[00:23:11] Desmond CD, is this not Desmond?

[00:23:14] No, it's a floppy desk.

[00:23:19] might be oh Desmond CD right here boop the mustache oh shit I don't have the

[00:23:32] stash that's not gonna be too hard oh pickles no pickles is not one

[00:23:40] mustache mustache oh it's not found in raid fuck wait I thought I had a glorious

[00:23:49] mask. I do. Okay. Glorious mask.

[00:23:57] Fake easy. Fake easy. Done. What else? We got Willar's Wall already. Look at the damn

[00:24:07] Let's get it.

[00:24:10] Axe.

[00:24:11] Axe is in.

[00:24:14] Boom.

[00:24:18] Sheaf.

[00:24:21] Sheaf, boom.

[00:24:24] Mayo's already in.

[00:24:25] Look at the fucking thing!

[00:24:28] We don't have the beard.

[00:24:29] We don't have the baddie beard.

[00:24:34] We got the dog armor

[00:24:40] We have oh my gosh, I'm gonna start I'm gonna start slurring

[00:24:45] So we're missing pastilly mask

[00:24:48] We're missing pastillies mask we're missing which I have literally not don't think I've had that my stash all white other than like

[00:24:55] non-found in red ones

[00:24:57] So we're missing pastillies masks in the mustache right now. Oh

[00:25:00] Oh, wait, the Raven one, actually?

[00:25:07] Raven's good?

[00:25:09] Oh, my gosh.

[00:25:11] Don't tell me the nutsack.

[00:25:13] Oh, I'm missing peanuts.

[00:25:15] No, I don't have the mustache.

[00:25:18] It's not found in red.

[00:25:22] Lootlord?

[00:25:23] Okay.

[00:25:24] Okay, we're missing loot lord as well.

[00:25:30] So we're missing peanuts, the mustache, loot lord, pastilles mask, forklift.

[00:25:38] Yep, I have that.

[00:25:43] That's good.

[00:25:45] Tigs lint.

[00:25:52] I'm not worried about that.

[00:25:53] can find these so I'm missing that. Evasion orbit I don't think is included. Sprats. I

[00:26:08] definitely don't have Sprats. Evasion is included. Wait do you need the evasion? I thought you

[00:26:19] don't need the evasion anymore. Let me look. Kappa list for seas at all.

[00:26:49] I guess we'll just keep, okay, we'll just mustache, pastilles mask, lute lord, the nut

[00:27:12] Good news is we got most of everything.

[00:27:17] We got giga beef.

[00:27:19] Open up your damn eyes.

[00:27:23] Video tape.

[00:27:25] Shit.

[00:27:28] That's what plagued me in my last cappa.

[00:27:30] This is a damn video tape, but I get and grab one.

[00:27:33] I don't think I've seen it.

[00:27:41] the cotton oh my gosh oh I'm missing so many things how is this almost full and

[00:27:48] I'm still missing shit by the way fuck all right let's check it on Nick

[00:28:00] What's this guy doing he is AFK is he on a scav run?

[00:28:13] Is he on a scav run right now?

[00:28:18] Cotton's not cap okay he's pooping.

[00:28:22] He pooping?

[00:28:23] What the hell is shit?

[00:28:28] You want to go on a scav run or should we go on a mozen run on customs and see if we

[00:28:34] can't just bop two people in the face real quick.

[00:28:37] Miles a man.

[00:28:38] Oh, I only need one kill on customs.

[00:28:51] All right.

[00:28:53] Take me by the hand, make you understand.

[00:28:57] I'm all the man, but I don't, I don't know.

[00:29:07] Actually, instead of that, we'll go here

[00:29:12] and we'll go here and we'll just go running fucking,

[00:29:19] tap somebody with a hollow.

[00:29:23] They'll always make me.

[00:29:27] All right, let's trade out these for some sordans, put on some bullshit helmet.

[00:29:38] This is fine, little bullshit med, no bleed stopper.

[00:29:48] Check this out.

[00:29:49] Yeah, that's perfect.

[00:29:52] What's in here?

[00:29:54] I'm still in six ones in here.

[00:29:59] Ten bullets out, sure.

[00:30:01] See if we can't quickly get this done.

[00:30:13] Man, I love having so many troopers.

[00:30:15] It's so sick.

[00:30:23] Hello, foe.

[00:30:30] All right, let's see if we can't snipe somebody real quick.

[00:30:40] Nick is working on his hideout, no way.

[00:30:45] Let me jump in the court with him.

[00:30:47] Yo, love, thank you so much for the five gifted

[00:30:49] to start the day over on the tube, man.

[00:30:51] We came as Becca, thank you for the prom.

[00:30:53] Olson, Dio, Kurt, Breaktime, Polo and Big Mo,

[00:30:58] thank you for the subs.

[00:30:59] Pulse, thank you for the five gifted over on the Twitch, man.

[00:31:03] Tiggle, thank you for the five gifted over on the two, man.

[00:31:06] Days, young, chewy, Tyler, hand to your boy.

[00:31:10] Fatter jeans, tie, salt, lab, big M.C. Burnout and Isaac,

[00:31:14] thank you for the love, before you, thank you.

[00:31:17] I appreciate the love, everybody.

[00:31:19] Callie, ex Polo, break.

[00:31:20] Thank you, man.

[00:31:30] You know, I had to poo, bro.

[00:31:32] I had to shit so bad.

[00:31:34] Yo, good morning.

[00:31:38] Good morning, coach.

[00:31:40] Good morning, boss.

[00:31:43] My diet's all jacked up, bro.

[00:31:45] I had coffee and a protein shake.

[00:31:47] It just came running out of me.

[00:31:49] happened I had three burritos this morning

[00:31:53] uh how many three yeah breakfast burritos yeah oh wow

[00:32:00] egg egg bacon hash brown yeah oh man that's gonna come out of me like an

[00:32:07] exorcism here in about 15 to 30 minutes yes it is just get ready

[00:32:12] Oh my god, bless you was like a fucking poly ball though man.

[00:32:20] Loki's dressed up as crazy.

[00:32:22] Oh no, man, I'm a herding dude.

[00:32:25] Oh, I don't even want to like, I hate when I got to run back.

[00:32:29] I like to take my time.

[00:32:32] Because everybody's like staring at me, bro.

[00:32:33] You know what I mean?

[00:32:34] Yeah, and you know you're uncomfortable.

[00:32:35] It's like you just got, you just got shit fucked.

[00:32:39] You know what I mean?

[00:32:40] My shit ain't right right now.

[00:32:41] Yeah, and it's like you you looking at a bunch of dudes looking at you and you're just like yeah

[00:32:47] Yeah, there's there's they're not looking they're staring a breeding way, but they're just like looking at you

[00:32:52] They're looking at you like that just happened. We know it happened

[00:32:58] Everybody knows look out the I promise you I'm ready. I just had to I need to get right

[00:33:04] No, you're good. I just got into a customs. I'm literally gonna run at dorms with a sniper

[00:33:09] shoot one person in the head and get this quest done one shot one kill bro or

[00:33:20] ten misses one shot hopefully kill this is literally ideal take your time let the

[00:33:30] boys tap in they're gonna be impressed or let down incredibly let's see it

[00:33:36] There is no way in between.

[00:33:38] All right.

[00:33:39] I mean, yeah, I would never go see you move better.

[00:33:42] Oh, this is what.

[00:33:45] What's down?

[00:33:48] Oh, type shit.

[00:33:53] I was here for that.

[00:33:55] Yeah.

[00:33:57] Do a little jiggle.

[00:33:59] Move it.

[00:34:01] You motherfucker.

[00:34:03] Yeah.

[00:34:05] who? You know Big Beak, you know. We don't know what's so fucking. We'll take it, we'll take it, we'll take it. That's done, it was hard.

[00:34:13] Question, question. Now I'm gonna go dorms and see what I can do. You think, but walk, walk it out. Alright, alright, alright.

[00:34:29] Alright, now listen, now we absorb, now we absorb, now we absorb, now we absorb.

[00:34:35] Now this gun is Chinese, so I don't know if we can fully trust its potential endorms,

[00:34:42] but we will see.

[00:34:53] flashlight either I am allergic but no not to the gun I'm allergic to Chinese

[00:35:10] water

[00:35:23] shed some weight bro

[00:35:32] there we go beautiful

[00:35:42] no flashlight on this is a damn crime

[00:35:53] We'll get our stamina back.

[00:36:07] our stamina up before we go in there and cause chaos.

[00:36:37] I lose, I lose, NOOOOO!

[00:37:06] I waited for the reload bro. If I had a flash slide I win. Damn.

[00:37:13] Quest done. We did what we went there to do.

[00:37:17] We'll take it. We'll take it. How many shots did you eat son?

[00:37:22] Ah, I mean, bro. Was that like the worst ammo possible for that gun?

[00:37:29] I mean, I shot one bullet and the DVL killed the guy killed no scabs.

[00:37:32] I shot that dude 11 times and he lived 11 at a head level is a damn crime

[00:37:43] I have plates in my rake. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. I had plates in my rig. I put level fours in there

[00:37:49] He shot me one time in the head, bro. I

[00:37:54] Had plates

[00:37:56] Yeah, all those bullets were a prefire that I missed as well.

[00:38:03] I literally hit every round on that swing.

[00:38:06] That's so brutal, bro.

[00:38:09] Whatever.

[00:38:10] Whatever.

[00:38:11] I can't believe he tanked that shit.

[00:38:24] All right.

[00:38:25] Now all we need is interchange ground zero, two more kills and a PMC's on Woodsroom Reserve

[00:38:30] five.

[00:38:31] Shit.

[00:38:32] I might snipe something this morning.

[00:38:37] I'm kind of feeling a sniper a little bit.

[00:38:40] Chat, what's that gun that we like?

[00:38:44] Oh, is Nick watching?

[00:38:45] Let me tell that music off.

[00:38:47] What's the good sniper that we like?

[00:38:50] The one that there's multiple shots?

[00:38:52] It makes a lot. Thank you, boys.

[00:38:57] You gotta turn the music off just till Nick gets back. You know, it's like he just gave birth out of his butt. You know what I'm saying?

[00:39:05] He just got violated by himself, you know, like it is what we've all been there. We've all been there where, you know, you get up with a little bit of like a little bit of like a like a walk to you.

[00:39:20] You know what I'm saying like you ain't intentionally walking like a pimp, but you got no choice

[00:39:27] He's going through that right now. We all gotta be here for him. There he is

[00:39:31] Welcome home. You got a pep in your step. Yeah, sometimes you're like me right now

[00:39:37] Yeah, the complete opposite

[00:39:41] Yeah, why why why why?

[00:39:44] No, you're my cool. Oh shit. Sorry

[00:39:48] What who what what?

[00:39:51] That guy that killed you in the scab raid is dead. He is not a threat anymore. I have your sniper. Oh my god

[00:39:57] What a guy

[00:40:18] buying shit I'm good to go yeah ready ready to fuck you might be first yeah man I heard you

[00:40:25] were you were building up the hideout this morning bro who the fuck are you dude no no no no I didn't

[00:40:31] build a hideout but I do me and chat clean the inventory a bit we so dude dude you'd have been

[00:40:36] proud of us man we were working dude not me it was a lot more chat than me I gotta be real but

[00:40:41] we we we are pushing just the people putting putting the man in a position to be successful

[00:40:47] You know what I made like I gotta keep you open hold I gotta keep you open because that's quality people awesome the fucking join yes

[00:40:55] Boom mute mute bang bang bang

[00:40:59] Boom there we go hutch miss promises here. Yep, and I have I have like eight of your dog there four of your dog tags

[00:41:07] Swinger be swung motherfucker

[00:41:10] Bitch pussy

[00:41:17] No, you sell them, bro.

[00:41:18] Make a little bit of money.

[00:41:20] Where do I sell them at?

[00:41:21] Where do I sell them at?

[00:41:22] A therapist, you sell dog tags to a therapist.

[00:41:24] So like what I like to do is I'll fill up

[00:41:26] a dog tag case like that.

[00:41:28] Did you get, I don't think you got these dog tag cases

[00:41:32] from the drops.

[00:41:33] You didn't get those, right?

[00:41:35] No.

[00:41:36] Bro, you can.

[00:41:37] I have so many though.

[00:41:38] I have so many.

[00:41:39] Yeah, just sell them on a therapist.

[00:41:40] Make a little quick buck,

[00:41:42] which is like, you know, at blood money.

[00:41:44] You know what I'm saying?

[00:41:45] That's blind money.

[00:41:47] That's a big shit.

[00:41:49] That's the best type of money.

[00:41:52] My daily quests?

[00:41:54] I did all my quest stuff, or I'm going to therapist,

[00:41:56] and then we just have blood.

[00:41:57] Well, OK, so chat does make a point.

[00:42:00] You can use them to barter.

[00:42:02] There's backpacks.

[00:42:02] You can go and get a nice ass backpack for dog tags,

[00:42:07] if you want to do that instead.

[00:42:09] Yeah, because I actually need backpacks.

[00:42:11] Yeah.

[00:42:11] So where do I go to the flea market?

[00:42:13] Go to Ragman, scroll down.

[00:42:15] It's gonna be that, it's that Camo T20 bag

[00:42:19] right next to the Black T20, T30, sorry, T30 bag.

[00:42:24] It's like a tan Camo.

[00:42:27] I don't know if you've had that trade yet.

[00:42:30] I think I do.

[00:42:32] You probably don't, cause you don't fucking quest.

[00:42:36] You have a quest to turn, no, I, dude,

[00:42:38] I turned in like four quests today, bro.

[00:42:40] Really?

[00:42:42] Did good for you. Oh good for you. You're really doing things

[00:42:54] Well, I need to go to interchange and I know you like interchange so we should hit all of the

[00:43:01] Correct things here and do some quests on interchange

[00:43:06] Down let's do it. All right. Oh, I

[00:43:12] All right, two kills boys, is the music good now?

[00:43:27] Or is it too loud?

[00:43:28] Top middle of the stream.

[00:43:30] Turn the neck up.

[00:43:32] That'll happen.

[00:43:36] That'll happen.

[00:43:39] Wee-eep, wee-eep, wee-eep.

[00:43:52] All right, grab some meds,

[00:43:55] and then we'll grab our keys.

[00:44:09] Here we go. Now, I got to turn it five. So, I turn the cheapest ones, right? How do you

[00:44:21] know which ones are the cheapest dog tags, hush? Lower level is cheaper. Higher level,

[00:44:26] You keep, okay, huge.

[00:44:30] He's gonna run, three, 10, 12, 12, five, here we go, three.

[00:44:51] Yo, what the fuck?

[00:44:53] I don't like you. Alright.

[00:44:59] Chatt, What's that key called?

[00:45:02] Ok, so did I not do some shit right there?

[00:45:05] Yeah. What's that key called that we like?

[00:45:09] I think what's that what is that key?

[00:45:12] I gotta eliminate people at the fucking hotel.

[00:45:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, then we literally will got done if I had him unlocked.

[00:45:23] That's it, bro.

[00:45:24] Welcome to Tarkov's.

[00:45:25] Well, come to talk.

[00:45:26] Dude, that's how it always is now it opens up.

[00:45:28] Okay, dude, I'm not kidding you.

[00:45:30] I think it was one wife.

[00:45:31] I killed killer, right?

[00:45:33] And this is when the spawn rates were really low and I killed killer.

[00:45:37] Kill is a kill is a boss, right?

[00:45:38] A boss interchange on interchange is the boss on interchange.

[00:45:41] I killed him and then I finished the quest on interchange that unlocked Killa and it took me a week and a half to find him again. Oh my God. Yeah

[00:45:51] You know what we gotta do bro. I don't know how to do it, but we gotta find

[00:45:55] The beat the BCC the BDC the BBC easy

[00:46:02] WWW dot oh

[00:46:04] Yeah, the beat the BBC the black division people that we killed last night. Yeah

[00:46:08] Yeah. Yeah. That's what we need, bro. That's free. That's free like end game gear. Well,

[00:46:17] you know where they are 100% spawn rate? No. Labs. Also, that's why everybody goes there.

[00:46:26] There you go. You go to labs, bro. Like, Trey, who's kind of like the guy I look

[00:46:33] to if I need information, like that's my, I'll say my go, but like that in my opinion,

[00:46:38] When it comes to the best player in the game through and through kind of can't argue it. It's it's try

[00:46:44] and

[00:46:46] He he went he plays labs and bro that guy just prints the best ammo in the game. It's unbelievable

[00:46:58] Jazz tray the best ever he's a bit he's a bet there's gonna be a lot of green

[00:47:02] Yes, because so here's here's here's the reality a lot of people will say it's landmark or glorious or

[00:47:08] or no generals, like there's a lot of really good players.

[00:47:12] The reason why I trace my number one is,

[00:47:14] is because if, oh, he's a guy, why fact?

[00:47:18] No, I'm in, I'm in.

[00:47:20] If I'm looking for a team captain,

[00:47:23] if that be in arena,

[00:47:24] if that be in regular Tarkov tournaments,

[00:47:26] if that be in any situation, that's that guy.

[00:47:31] It's that guy?

[00:47:33] He's just got that, he's got that IGL in him.

[00:47:35] Well, it's just like, you know, if we're playing in an arena, he's going to be able to conform

[00:47:40] and be the best in that tournament in terms of like shooting.

[00:47:44] If we're playing in like a Tarkov tournament, he'll be able to conform to those tournament

[00:47:49] restrictions and be the best.

[00:47:52] And anyone who's saying, Trey sucks and Landmark's better, Trey won't be to both

[00:47:56] Landmark and Fragas and Labs this white.

[00:48:01] You know?

[00:48:02] Just saying.

[00:48:04] Yeah, just say

[00:48:07] Okay, so you got to go interchange hold on yeah

[00:48:15] Yes, I don't have any more I

[00:48:18] Have a bunch that I can do anywhere though

[00:48:20] Yeah, I agree

[00:48:22] Tray does talks to way too much. Let's just roll but he's still really good that you're that or we go back to

[00:48:28] I

[00:48:30] Remember the fuck we're going in if you have no reason to go in or

[00:48:36] Or I can't I don't need anything on shoreline either. We could always go woods and go knock out some of those quests

[00:48:42] I need headshots there as well

[00:48:46] I know you down for that

[00:48:48] I know I do I do like the woods was just a little it's a little bit tricky to fight there

[00:48:52] It sucks absolute ballsack Batman, but you know we got to knock those quests out

[00:48:57] And it's just it ain't no way around it. So what quest we got it. We got it. We got to do that for you

[00:49:08] I gotta do the hiking so eliminate scabs at the use that camp. It's just killed ten of them. Okay scabs easy

[00:49:15] And then I got to do ice cream cones find item in raid AK's have before about four around mag

[00:49:24] I find three of them yeah mags and I hand over the mags yeah the huntsman path I got to find

[00:49:35] We've done this though. We've found a shoo shoo shoo to men yeah and search shoot them in for his

[00:49:39] key. Yeah, then we got to do swift, eliminate any target with any armor and helmets on in woods.

[00:49:47] 10. Okay. So you just kill some woods. We got to kill some woods. Yeah, you just need to make sure

[00:49:53] if we see a scab you just take the helmet off, take the armor off, shoot them real quick,

[00:49:56] and then put it back on. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. The best way to do that is,

[00:50:03] bro, go no helmet and just do an armored rake.

[00:50:09] Or you go easy. Yeah. Yeah. And then right before you see him you just open up your inventory

[00:50:19] You control left click your rig and it will instantly put in your backpack close inventory

[00:50:23] Shoot them then do the same thing again

[00:50:27] I'll worry about the players you take care of the scabs easy peasy. Let's rock

[00:50:33] Okay

[00:50:35] We're in the helmet though.

[00:50:39] Guys, there's so many great players, man.

[00:50:41] There's so many great players, guys.

[00:50:44] My goat is different than your goat.

[00:50:46] It's like talking about the NBA.

[00:50:48] Who's your favorite?

[00:50:50] Is it Michael Jordan?

[00:50:51] Is it LeBron James?

[00:50:52] I mean, guys, there's a lot of different.

[00:50:55] The reality is, is in the game of Tarkov,

[00:50:57] there are so many different play styles

[00:50:59] that there can be multiple people who

[00:51:00] is considered the greatest players.

[00:51:04] not really a set, a set person. It's not like, it's not like Faker and legal legends.

[00:51:22] I just know every tournament I've played with, with Trey, we've won. I have not lost, well

[00:51:29] That's a lot. I've lost one tournament and it was because we won in every statistic PVP wise, but we were out looted

[00:51:38] We won in headshots and most kills in the whole ordeal, but we lost because they found more fucking batteries

[00:51:51] Yep one EST

[00:51:53] Yeah, we got out looted.

[00:52:02] Most knowledgeable of the game from all the streamers.

[00:52:07] Like most knowledgeable, like to learn from.

[00:52:11] If you're trying to learn like a nice pace, probably sheaf.

[00:52:15] If you're trying to learn how to cut the most corners and do things with absolute

[00:52:21] Perfect efficiency vibing

[00:52:24] Or bestily bestily's a good one too

[00:52:27] Bestily's not I don't I don't I don't watch personally in a while because we stream it around the same times

[00:52:31] I think bestily's more along the lines of like he's just fucking around

[00:52:36] Let's go. Let's go. Let's go

[00:52:41] But yeah, I learned from bestily just like his guide videos

[00:52:51] Uh, do you need to go to both those usex points?

[00:53:21] I think you needed to do that, right?

[00:53:22] All right, let's go this way.

[00:53:29] Let's go, man.

[00:53:30] Let's do it, bro.

[00:53:32] Let's go, big boy.

[00:53:33] Great day to look forward to today, man.

[00:53:35] I love a day with purpose, you know?

[00:53:38] Me too, man.

[00:53:39] A little turkey into the war dogs.

[00:53:41] That's what I'm saying.

[00:53:42] And we're hanging out all the homies today.

[00:53:44] I don't know what you said to convince Tim,

[00:53:46] but I'm pumped about that he's joining us.

[00:53:49] Dude, it was the easiest convincing ever.

[00:53:52] I didn't even know that he would be down for a while.

[00:53:54] I was like, oh, they all want to play that game.

[00:53:56] You want to just play it with us?

[00:53:57] He was like, yeah, I'm OK.

[00:53:58] Cool.

[00:53:58] Yeah.

[00:53:59] Ha, ha, ha, ha.

[00:54:00] Perfect.

[00:54:00] Oh.

[00:54:10] John, it's a deep.

[00:54:12] We got people who are going to be either in front of us

[00:54:15] or to our left here.

[00:54:16] or also be my fuckers at the uh... village down below

[00:54:20] so look for a quick little pop

[00:54:29] gotta be careful to these trees is like uh... is a spot on the other side

[00:54:33] potentially they're gonna be rotating into us here

[00:54:36] which is pretty tough man i mean it's like you just gotta hope

[00:54:40] gotta hope you see it right behind you

[00:54:42] Yeah, you gotta hope you see them before they see you. That's it.

[00:54:51] My coach said you don't see him, you hear him.

[00:54:53] Yep. Audio is king.

[00:54:56] There it is.

[00:55:12] He ever watched the Jinxie videos whenever he's breaking down like clips at his viewer's

[00:55:24] syndrome and he's like, oh, you heard him over here.

[00:55:27] You heard this.

[00:55:28] He's going to see four or pre-fire.

[00:55:29] Dude, Tarkov's the exact same way.

[00:55:31] Oh, you heard him reload, push it, fly slide on, pre-fire.

[00:55:36] Somebody games are huge in audio, Cease is definitely one of them for sure.

[00:55:42] you end up at like after you started climbing? Where'd you hit your wall? Wow, bro.

[00:55:49] Going in an emerald.

[00:55:51] That's not bad right there.

[00:55:53] You can tell it was a big, it was a big skill job there, like just the knowledge everybody

[00:55:57] had, everybody's calm in the same shit.

[00:56:00] Our boy that we played with, what's his name? Forgetting it.

[00:56:06] Me- me- me- meiko? Bigo?

[00:56:09] What was his name?

[00:56:11] The guy who we played with those the siege that was the siege

[00:56:15] Mingo I opened up a stream and he was in like a tournament

[00:56:19] And they played against these dudes to like just came out of nowhere and beat everybody

[00:56:23] And he was like break it down to how this dude was 100% wall

[00:56:33] He's in the pro league now

[00:56:39] Yeah, we played with that guy

[00:56:41] We did man

[00:56:43] We should see the way you did it too man

[00:56:45] He was playing in the in the in the last match of the tournament

[00:56:47] He took it and get in

[00:56:49] He's fucking drinking

[00:56:51] vodka I saw that party bottle. Yeah, I saw that

[00:56:57] I love that that league kind of lets the nuts be nuts, you know, yeah, they do they really do

[00:57:04] It's one of the reasons oh

[00:57:06] Let's go take a look at this down right

[00:57:08] It's one of the reasons I like the UFC, man, like, I like the fact that they let the crazy

[00:57:15] motherfuckers...

[00:57:16] Hey, good morning!

[00:57:17] Good morning!

[00:57:18] You think you're crazy, motherfuckers?

[00:57:19] Yeah!

[00:57:20] You're fucking insin-packable.

[00:57:21] Okay, what the fuck?

[00:57:22] He goes, I like that they let the crazy motherfuckers...

[00:57:26] Good morning!

[00:57:27] They're down here, Nick, for sure.

[00:57:31] I'm gonna try and get an angle.

[00:57:34] I'm currently doing shooter born shit and his woods quests

[00:57:41] How'd the sponsor go yesterday chat was filling me in you guys got streams tied by cheaters

[00:57:51] all night on I'm down here by the beach where we heard those shots

[00:57:57] you go left no no I went down like where we were looking at that rock down down

[00:58:03] here yeah I'm at the cabin I'm right I don't know how I lost you I'm right next

[00:58:13] to the water

[00:58:19] I was up on that hill with you and I walked down right by the broken

[00:58:23] cabins see where you're at you're from me I don't know the road kind of by the

[00:58:32] water

[00:58:36] sort of shot I'm looking for this guy what let me just clear this now shoot a

[00:58:46] shot after see if I can't find this motherfucker

[00:59:05] all righty I don't know where this guy went he's up at the camp I'm in the

[00:59:10] middle of the road. You see me? In the middle of the road. Going the way we were already

[00:59:18] going. I see you. You're inside the, yeah, that's me. Come on. Let's go push this motherfucker.

[00:59:27] Yeah, I have something for you, by the way. Okay.

[00:59:31] I

[00:59:33] Get

[00:59:35] Was that up top ain't there fighting Sherman. No, I think they're fighting Sherman ahead of us

[00:59:43] I'm locking what gives you there

[00:59:55] That's not like it was right here dude

[00:59:57] No, it was up on that hill.

[01:00:02] It's because the height of the audio where it came from and we're in like the bottom

[01:00:07] of the valley so it's louder for us.

[01:00:10] It's gonna run it down that hill.

[01:00:12] Yeah, they're gonna be right up here bro, 100%.

[01:00:16] There's something skirt right in front of us, careful.

[01:00:21] Yeah, you do, you do.

[01:00:26] scab scab yeah it's a scab right here on the other side of this tree I had to

[01:00:34] shoot him I had to shoot him oh my god yeah you're good I know you're waiting for me

[01:00:39] guys people up here bro careful

[01:00:47] keep an eye on you, prime stay near you

[01:00:54] sniper down lane, hit me right in the head

[01:00:58] motherfucker man, down the lane, right in the center

[01:01:03] Jesus Christ, do what a shot, all the way down

[01:01:09] fuck

[01:01:14] Fuck.

[01:01:44] and just won't let me move how I want

[01:02:04] I love whenever they have all the information and I just don't know what the fuck is going

[01:02:30] on.

[01:02:31] Yeah.

[01:02:34] I also love when grenades bounce off limbs.

[01:02:45] Yep.

[01:04:01] He's just, he's perfect.

[01:04:07] He is fucking perfect.

[01:04:31] it's Matt, I absolutely fucking hate it and this is why

[01:05:18] Fucking bitch

[01:05:31] This rat pussy

[01:05:41] I can't I can't I can't aim

[01:05:43] He's absolute fucking jobless cunt losing bitches, bro. I fucking hate them dude. I hate this map

[01:05:53] I hate the people who play it is full of the worst players that have ever played the game. I can't stand once

[01:06:02] Ah

[01:06:04] Hopefully that was a headshot I killed the first guy with bro

[01:06:06] Let's see this guy 2kd

[01:06:14] Yeah, level 36 I mean bro he just hit you with one shot and then fucking don't baby

[01:06:20] Yeah, yeah, I'm expecting to lay down and still be ADS and try and shoot the guy into

[01:06:29] the tree the second I lay down might my gun just ceases to work

[01:06:33] Oh

[01:06:35] Man

[01:06:38] What do you mean like he had no scope nice even better

[01:06:49] You see I killed my guys for 5,000 hours in the game. I can't be too mad about it

[01:06:53] It wasn't a heady. No way that wasn't a heady

[01:06:58] I wasn't a fucking heady. Are you kidding me?

[01:07:03] Oh my god.

[01:07:07] A bunch of fucking creatures on Woodsman.

[01:07:11] I hate that map, bro.

[01:07:13] I hate it.

[01:07:14] There is not a map I hate more than I hate Woods.

[01:07:17] I despise this fucking map.

[01:07:23] I despise it.

[01:07:24] Such a shit map.

[01:07:27] Yuck.

[01:07:29] Yuck.

[01:07:31] All right. Well, that'll happen.

[01:07:34] What's the other option for this?

[01:07:36] It's a cold fish brain.

[01:07:37] Yeah, let me look.

[01:07:39] We could go.

[01:07:41] You don't have reserve.

[01:07:43] I ain't worried about it.

[01:07:45] You want to go to customs and do your co-pests?

[01:07:47] Or do you want to go back to woods?

[01:07:48] What do you think?

[01:07:49] Yeah, yeah, we can do customs.

[01:07:51] We can do we go shoreline.

[01:07:52] I mean, customs is fine

[01:07:54] because we had to go to the little apartment

[01:07:55] to kill people anyway.

[01:07:56] Let's go out

[01:07:58] or the uh dorms

[01:08:00] Let do it. Let do it. Let do it. Damn. I'm gonna put the big one on now. Fuck it

[01:08:12] No, listen bro, I'm gonna be honest with you man

[01:08:15] This is when I struggle

[01:08:17] with tarkov is when I die to dog shit players and then I I

[01:08:22] I'm like, man, if I don't have a bolt action that guy dies instantly

[01:08:25] I don't want to use the bolt action. I'll use something else and he needs to do

[01:08:30] quests and I'm not trying to play woods with a bolt action right now bro that

[01:08:34] shit blows. I don't care enough about Kappa to put myself through just pure

[01:08:43] anger. I know it's the worst feeling. Just a little chance boss. Just a little

[01:08:52] something. Can I do I not have another gen three mag?

[01:09:10] I got the 40.

[01:09:18] No, I'm already I'm already I'm already

[01:09:20] I'm just getting the lobby ready. You're good. Don't do whatever shit. Holy shit.

[01:09:29] Wrong ammo type. Fuck.

[01:09:33] Right. I'm XLR. Customs is already done. Customs is done. Shoreline and streets are done.

[01:09:42] I think it's customs lighthouse is done. So the only one I can do them on now is

[01:09:48] interchange. I've used this one. And woods, interchange and woods. Those are the only two

[01:09:54] maps I have left. Let's try this again. I would like to be able to fight if that's

[01:10:05] That's okay, God.

[01:10:07] Can you, can you...

[01:10:10] Let me have a fucking chance.

[01:10:12] Yeah, I think interchange would be super easy.

[01:10:15] And now I'd rather do reserve than woods.

[01:10:19] Woods is so terrible.

[01:10:21] Oh, God, that's such a shit map.

[01:10:24] I

[01:10:34] Hate that map

[01:10:36] I can't wait for war dogs I can't wait

[01:10:53] well I'm prone because I didn't really

[01:10:58] have an option my leg was snapped off

[01:11:00] my body with the first shot by that

[01:11:02] guy in the first break my PK ran out

[01:11:05] K ran out the second I got shot, which is just brutal

[01:11:09] There's a tree in front of me where I can't see the dude's head and he's laying prone

[01:11:14] My idea was is I was gonna ADS lay prone and go for the head shot because I was probably gonna die and

[01:11:20] Obviously, I lay down and my gun just

[01:11:23] Instantly on zooms, which makes sense and I couldn't get the zoom back in and before I got killed

[01:11:29] Joe I don't know what your retarded ass is doing in here acting, but you are acting like you were the guy in the game

[01:11:39] Listen man take a walk figure out your life come back later. I'll see you in the band of pills. You have fucking freak

[01:11:47] Goodness gracious. That was wrong with you, man

[01:11:50] My guys yapping at me like he was the guy who killed me in the game. Sweet goodness.

[01:12:03] He was losing his mind. Oh no. My sister looks like you. She's 400 pounds as well. Fuck you,

[01:12:19] man y'all see a y'all see blood in the water right y'all see Huchy Boy a little

[01:12:24] aggravated and it's like a bunch of piramas after a piece of chicken shut

[01:12:30] the hell up

[01:12:33] I don't know man I just like now I feel better squirrel with the 25 gifted

[01:12:40] come on those of love it ever to be don't squirrel coming in with the 25 big

[01:12:47] I appreciate you, man. Dubby's in the chat for Squirrel.

[01:12:50] Bart, thank you for the 20. Hello, Mr. Hutch.

[01:12:52] Hope you're having a lovely Tuesday evening today.

[01:12:55] Tuesday? It's, fuck, a fan Friday.

[01:12:59] The greatest day of the week.

[01:13:04] Let's go.

[01:13:11] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[01:13:13] We got to get there.

[01:13:15] Up, up, up, up, up.

[01:13:16] Hadis!

[01:13:19] Hadis!

[01:13:45] by me oh what what's happening what's

[01:13:52] happening back there

[01:13:58] that you come back over yeah I think

[01:14:02] yeah I think it's a scav they're in the

[01:14:04] thing what is this fucking site

[01:14:08] What is this site?

[01:14:13] Get up here. Come on.

[01:14:16] I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

[01:14:18] All right. All right. All right.

[01:14:19] The route's fucked up.

[01:14:34] All right.

[01:14:38] Why is my stamina already fucked?

[01:14:43] I don't understand.

[01:14:46] Jump on the ground.

[01:14:49] Just kill me.

[01:14:51] He's dead. He's dead.

[01:14:54] Just fucking kill me.

[01:14:59] You alright?

[01:15:08] Oh my gosh, bro, you're wearing fucking Ford armor?

[01:15:20] What'd I got, man?

[01:15:24] Holy shit!

[01:15:26] No wonder, bro, you carried around a fucking lazy boy.

[01:15:33] You crack head?

[01:15:34] This is what I got, bro!

[01:15:36] Oh my...

[01:15:37] Why change the scope man?

[01:15:39] Alt T. Alt T. Or alt right click.

[01:15:41] Got it. I got it. I got it.

[01:15:43] Jesus Christ man.

[01:15:45] Alright you ready?

[01:15:47] Did you kill a player?

[01:15:49] A player, yeah.

[01:15:55] That too was fucking you up bro.

[01:15:59] Bro if I didn't have this arm around by the way I think I'd die.

[01:16:01] Yeah 100%. I bet your plates are so low.

[01:16:07] Yeah, they are at 2928 Jesus that guy's pissed he's going why didn't he die are you kidding

[01:16:23] me Nikita I'm a repackin man look what I'm saying

[01:16:28] so fast that's crazy here drop if you want I can wear that armor for you

[01:16:33] Alright we got players in two story if I need to hunt these kills try kill these guys

[01:16:44] Yeah

[01:16:48] Just careful with the springs I won't be able to keep up. Yeah, it sounds good pretty quick

[01:17:14] These guys are gonna be upstairs

[01:17:18] Never thought I'd enjoy watching hours of time

[01:17:20] Oh, three. I think yeah, I think there's someone up here in this building as well in one second

[01:17:27] Go ahead and run across top center

[01:17:45] Careful they're gonna be up there. Yeah, I'm below you. We're open. They're up there careful M4

[01:17:56] That are you

[01:18:01] Yeah, that's him on second floor there's an enemy on second floor

[01:18:04] I hear you, I hear you.

[01:18:11] Are you challenge it?

[01:18:13] Yeah. He's on third.

[01:18:16] Player on third.

[01:18:18] Yeah, yeah, yeah, he just lit me up.

[01:18:22] He's coming out of there.

[01:18:24] He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.

[01:18:28] I hope if he came real quick I got a heal.

[01:18:30] Going to the bathroom.

[01:18:31] Sounds good.

[01:18:34] I

[01:18:45] Will go clear a shoulder

[01:19:04] The shot on his boys are all dead one left

[01:19:23] Yeah, we're good. Let me just make sure third floor is cleared no one talking

[01:19:34] I fixed my leg I saw my side can I fix my leg quick it's a scab I really hope

[01:19:46] second four doesn't kill me don't do it you mean true story yeah two story two

[01:19:54] story I'm back in on first I'm gonna come up to me running in you're good

[01:20:04] I thought that was a player not look like a dumbass could jumped out of the fucking

[01:20:08] window for a scavvo all right I'm back holy fuck all right you got a body on

[01:20:17] staircase to loot and then you also have literally Rochella and all his boys

[01:20:22] upstairs and you you there's a guy in two store you're saying I think so

[01:20:30] We heard two-story whenever we first walked in and it could have been I guess it could have been this guy, but I don't think so

[01:20:45] Yeah, is the the chemo Ford armor

[01:20:48] Is he dead or are you dead yeah, I'm walking to HP though

[01:21:01] Oh my god

[01:21:06] I might be dead actually here pop this pop this pop that stem pop that stem on

[01:21:25] the ground I'm already popping the grizzly I'm already popping the grizzly

[01:21:27] Yeah, like if I come off the grizzly I'm gonna die. All right

[01:21:33] I'm full health

[01:21:41] And yeah, this raid has been the unlucky as shit I've ever like it's like

[01:21:49] You tell me a loop the guy I'm I open up I get blasted

[01:21:57] I beat the stairs, he hits me fucking clean man.

[01:22:01] Bang, bang, bang, fucking arm off, my legs off, you know.

[01:22:05] Just going through it.

[01:22:08] Hey, we alive, that's all that matters, we're alive, we're alive, it's all that matters.

[01:22:18] Think of it this way, right?

[01:22:20] You're getting your healing up right now.

[01:22:24] That's a stat.

[01:22:25] getting your vitality up.

[01:22:27] Yeah well my vitality might be the best in the game.

[01:22:32] So you want, yep I took the plate.

[01:22:45] Did you already swap your plate and your rig for this?

[01:22:48] If yours is zero you should do that.

[01:22:52] Have I ever showed you how to do that?

[01:22:55] 5 23 15 15. Yeah, I guess well

[01:22:59] I don't think I know how I mean I is it just like swap anything else

[01:23:02] So you're gonna drag your armor into your backpack right click the armor

[01:23:07] Drag the plates out put the new plates in put the armor back on

[01:23:14] All right, I'm gonna get by I'm just gonna go up to third floor real quick

[01:23:22] I

[01:23:24] Don't need them. I just delete them out or what?

[01:23:26] Yeah, if you don't want them

[01:23:28] I mean you could if they're low enough to wear like you can't repair them then yeah, 23 out of what?

[01:23:35] 50 no those you can repair one more time. Yeah, I'd keep this

[01:23:44] This guy had good ammo to

[01:23:46] where you put the fucking plate inside of the rig or inside of the armor spot so

[01:23:57] you take the plate out you take the plate out and then you put the new plate in

[01:24:06] am I making sense or am I talking gibberish look at my screen can you

[01:24:12] Look at my screen. Look at my screen. Yeah, look at my screen. It's what you're doing. Okay

[01:24:15] You're gonna take the armor off, right?

[01:24:17] Boom, this would be your armor here. You're gonna right-click it here

[01:24:21] You're gonna delete this plate drop it

[01:24:24] Then you're gonna take the new plate and drag it into the armor and now the new plates

[01:24:29] No, but you see all that beautiful space you have like on the bottom of your back

[01:24:33] Yeah, then drop the armor on the ground drop the armor on the floor drop the armor on the floor

[01:24:38] Armour on the floor since you've deleted.

[01:24:41] Yep, and now do the same thing but with the plates going on the floor and the new plates going in.

[01:24:46] Then you can pick the plates up back after.

[01:24:48] Unlike me, whose plates are now bugged.

[01:24:51] Aw, fuck me, bro.

[01:24:52] I just level 5 and it goes back.

[01:24:54] What is he saying, Jack?

[01:24:56] What's he saying to me?

[01:24:57] I'm coming. I'll do it.

[01:24:58] Drop your plate on the ground, or your armour?

[01:25:01] Respect level 4. I need that.

[01:25:07] Not that one my armors already on the ground. It's right there. Do you see that big ass thing? I got you

[01:25:13] These plates don't fit in there

[01:25:16] Those are just these are specific plates. That's why you're having an issue

[01:25:20] So we're just gonna do this put this drop that armor fuck that armor put this new one on

[01:25:24] But the little five way I have a new one. I have a new one. It's fine. All right. Cool. No, I don't have

[01:25:30] Yeah, this is not armor is it it's just a rig

[01:25:37] I'll put his body armor on then.

[01:25:41] Yeah?

[01:25:42] Cool?

[01:25:43] Yeah, cool.

[01:25:44] I need my armor to put it on.

[01:25:47] I don't think...

[01:25:48] Chad, oh my God, please shut up, bro.

[01:25:53] Everybody shut up.

[01:25:54] This is so bad.

[01:25:55] I know.

[01:25:56] I understand.

[01:25:57] I don't know what to tell you.

[01:25:59] That armor you put on, that armor you put on, only has a plate in the back.

[01:26:04] Come upstairs.

[01:26:05] Just turn your brain off.

[01:26:06] upstairs and put this one on. I have one right here for you. It's full durability, you're

[01:26:11] good. Drop the armor that you're wearing right now and put this Defender 2 on right

[01:26:15] next to me. Where this flashlight is. Yep, come over here. Now you're just gonna put

[01:26:20] this Defender on and you're all good. All done.

[01:26:23] Defender, Defender, Defender.

[01:26:24] Yep. It's right there. There you go.

[01:26:29] Okay.

[01:26:30] Done.

[01:26:31] Holy shit

[01:26:49] Now all this ammo and all of these mags you should be taking it's all good wait

[01:27:01] More?

[01:27:12] You have more?

[01:27:14] Pice-gav.

[01:27:24] I can't tell you what they're doing.

[01:27:31] like a player scout. I didn't

[01:27:35] get scared. I can't tell. There's

[01:27:37] still one in this uh.

[01:27:45] Good. Y'all did. Alrighty. I'm

[01:27:48] unloaded literally every single one

[01:27:50] of the mags that you see on all

[01:27:52] these guys. Take all that money.

[01:27:56] all the bt yeah you want all the

[01:28:03] damn I got scammed I got scammed

[01:28:07] fuck this will happen

[01:28:11] that mark room is fucking terrible

[01:28:14] damn

[01:28:17] what happened at mark rooms fucking terrible

[01:28:21] damn

[01:28:25] players coming in you keep doing your thing I'm gonna get in a position to

[01:28:29] kill him okay if you hear metal just walk backwards okay

[01:28:36] you keep doing your thing I'm gonna get a position

[01:28:39] all right sounds good I'll unload all the mags

[01:28:48] Wait, I hear something all right as well. Yeah, they're close

[01:28:54] Try AS Valor vs. S do we want?

[01:29:04] I'm first floor

[01:29:17] I'm not moving at all, I'm unloading bags.

[01:29:46] We got people all around us.

[01:30:16] The guys on the hill getting shot.

[01:30:18] Hey, you running?

[01:30:19] No, yeah, me.

[01:30:21] He's out back.

[01:30:21] He's fucked up.

[01:30:27] I just can't hop out.

[01:30:28] I don't know the situation.

[01:30:35] You running?

[01:30:36] I'll come upstairs.

[01:30:37] I

[01:30:46] Want third

[01:30:57] I

[01:30:58] Don't know what's going on. I think it's gas I can't tell

[01:31:03] Yeah, it's you slow grabbing up. Yeah

[01:31:07] I'm on third now

[01:31:16] No

[01:31:21] There's a guy across a two-story that lit a fucker up outside the in the back. Yes, I got I thought he's gonna peek and kill me earlier

[01:31:34] Did you loot all this yeah, you got it all yeah all done

[01:31:37] cool. Come here, grab all this. Just take the ammo.

[01:31:43] Okay. Be careful with that hill, okay? Yeah. Grab all that ammo in there.

[01:31:50] I

[01:32:05] Amos like coming in last of course

[01:32:10] With your luck this game in this raid, I don't know about it

[01:32:16] Poor guy loads in with a damn Ford armor

[01:32:20] I got two more stacks for you. You go on the ground

[01:32:25] Boop

[01:32:29] Right there and boot is there a flashlight on these guys underneath your left foot. There's more ammo

[01:32:40] Flashlight yeah

[01:32:44] Watch that on the ground for you as well

[01:32:46] Oh, yeah, take this as well. That's the boss gun. You're gonna need that for a quest and

[01:32:55] Then your left your left foot there's BP underneath it

[01:33:03] You're that I hear

[01:33:05] Oh, baby.

[01:33:28] Why is there a question mark?

[01:33:31] I reloaded the gun.

[01:33:49] Oh, you have to pack them out.

[01:33:51] Okay, got it, got it, got it, got it.

[01:34:01] All right, you ready?

[01:34:20] As ready as you can be.

[01:34:23] Oh, I was muted.

[01:34:26] Nick, are you ready?

[01:34:28] No.

[01:34:29] Okay, okay.

[01:34:31] Yeah, well what are we doing?

[01:34:35] What are we doing?

[01:34:36] What's going on now, buddy?

[01:34:38] I'm getting organized, man.

[01:34:40] You watching me?

[01:34:42] Okay, taking it nice and slow, man.

[01:34:45] Every time we go too quick, I die.

[01:34:46] I run up there, I get fucking pegged.

[01:34:48] I go up the stairs, I get pegged.

[01:34:49] I go over to the right, I get pegged.

[01:34:50] I get fucking pegged.

[01:34:51] I'm over it.

[01:34:52] Look, you see, you see, you ready?

[01:34:53] You see this guy sliding to my right?

[01:34:55] I'm gonna be like, yeah, I'm fucking ready.

[01:34:57] walk out here and get fucking killed. But if you walk out it'd be fine.

[01:35:02] Who is it? Is that a boss or something? What is that?

[01:35:07] Well, you hear it? I'm not too sure.

[01:35:11] It's a scav. It's a scav.

[01:35:15] to your right to your right I'm gonna go check and see if cars here real quick

[01:35:40] Far is not here

[01:35:44] Hey coming oh

[01:35:49] Yeah players stay stairs stairs stairs

[01:35:59] Players got dead

[01:36:03] Yeah

[01:36:06] You almost walk right in front of my bullets it

[01:36:10] are you alive dick dick

[01:36:27] No boss

[01:36:45] How you doing

[01:36:56] I

[01:37:01] Get you no you didn't get me boss

[01:37:07] You suck my dick, that's my name

[01:37:14] You're not a plumber hey, let me lock it let me lock it fuck you

[01:37:21] that's not very nice. It's the truth. It's the truth. It's the truth.

[01:37:27] I saw your boy with that knade. You did bro. And you did and he's having the worst of days

[01:37:33] and you did that to him. Your motherfucker. That was probably the best knade of my Targoff

[01:37:38] career. I threw it from bottom floor by ice cream off the top ropes. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:37:47] done you're done you ruined his life and and your piece of shit for that wait

[01:37:55] who's that guy who's that guy you happen are you a PMC how the fuck did you get

[01:38:10] So many grenades

[01:38:19] I killed a player sorry

[01:38:26] Damn

[01:38:31] Damn damn damn damn damn it's not that's my teammate kill him if you see him other scabs

[01:38:40] I just get hit in the nose.

[01:39:01] I

[01:39:19] Still have ammo for this have two mags. That's it

[01:39:31] Who the hell are you?

[01:39:38] Who the hell are you?

[01:39:49] Sorry, I'm learning to do nothing with gas.

[01:40:01] dude there's a hundred scavs here

[01:40:31] what fucking scavcom is that bro

[01:40:36] he was just peeking

[01:40:41] I know there's not that many guys you gotta have to get out eventually

[01:40:47] no I'm down to die here I didn't kill his boy

[01:41:31] if I had ammo like this would be so different but I have two mags I have 40 shots I'm not

[01:41:47] I'll leave it next year.

[01:42:08] One dead.

[01:43:17] I think that's everybody other than the rats

[01:44:17] of

[01:44:24] the

[01:44:28] death

[01:44:31] of

[01:44:34] death

[01:44:39] of

[01:44:44] What you're doing great. I want to remind you there's three minutes.

[01:45:14] He's coming to cut you off, this guy's got his full of shit by the way.

[01:45:44] Ah!

[01:45:45] Mm!

[01:45:46] Ah!

[01:45:47] Ah!

[01:45:48] Ah!

[01:45:49] Ah!

[01:45:50] Ah!

[01:45:51] Ha!

[01:46:06] Yep!

[01:46:09] Ha!

[01:46:10] Ah!

[01:46:11] Ha!

[01:46:12] Ah

[01:46:23] Where's transit at chat, isn't it right here?

[01:46:33] Same you transit yeah, I'm trying to I just don't know where it is

[01:46:39] It's not let me transit

[01:46:42] It's literally just not, it's not allowing me to transit inside.

[01:47:12] Okay, he knows you're coming.

[01:47:19] He knows you're coming.

[01:47:22] Okay, cool.

[01:47:28] Well, that was exhilarating.

[01:47:38] writing. Also, I love M855. That's absolutely nothing. Holy shit, like seven shots. Just

[01:47:50] kind of walked it off.

[01:47:52] Where so where are you going out to pop?

[01:47:55] We're going to shoreline.

[01:47:59] We're gonna take a quick hiatus over to shoreline and then I'm gonna leave the

[01:48:03] rain and hopefully survive. We'll see.

[01:48:08] all right what did we learn boss I'm gonna be honest with you I don't even know

[01:48:16] I need to like MIB like men in black flashlight that whole raid from my

[01:48:23] fucking with it bro so we I don't know the the entire I know I know you were

[01:48:31] ready to go and that was the time to leave but dude I needed to reset I know

[01:48:36] I had to get right with God, you know, yeah, yeah, I mean, we had the one guy who's for

[01:48:45] sure just sniping his dick off.

[01:48:48] And then they had another guy who kind of showed up.

[01:48:50] I think her or conversation went, I know who that is up there started sniping his dick

[01:48:55] off.

[01:48:56] Like I killed the guy who killed you.

[01:48:58] The guy who initially killed you is dead.

[01:49:00] But that was that dude's friend who I think they met up in the lobby was probably like,

[01:49:06] so and so is in this right let's go kill him right right and grab some transitioning

[01:49:13] i felt like connor McGregor when he fought kabebe that day he did

[01:49:18] great day let's see it explode i knew you were dead but it was like you it was like

[01:49:25] in those movies where they know their friend's dad but they keep calling to him

[01:49:29] You know, kind of like, what's that one, whatever, he's lost on an island,

[01:49:36] and he has that little soccer ball, Wilson!

[01:49:42] That's on the neck!

[01:49:45] I feel like Wilson, bro.

[01:49:48] That's a good analogy, I feel like Wilson.

[01:49:53] That hurts. It's like that lobby where he was like, let's talk now!

[01:49:55] He was just punching me in the mouth.

[01:49:58] You wanna talk? You think you're good at Tarkov? You little people?

[01:50:01] Shit.

[01:50:02] BANG! BANG! You think you're fucking good at Tarkov?

[01:50:07] Ah.

[01:50:09] Let's talk now.

[01:50:12] All right, then we got people coming in. I just gotta-

[01:50:16] 1v1 each other for everyone, for everything in each other's stashes.

[01:50:20] Guys, guys, what are we talking about? What are we talking about?

[01:50:24] I can't believe we're gonna escape.

[01:50:25] We'll be one each other for the stash

[01:50:39] You screaming Nate and dying right after was so fucking funny

[01:50:43] Did I call out grenade?

[01:50:55] It was so dark like I called it as soon as I heard it hit the floor and you know

[01:51:02] the funniest part is is I just killed the other player scav and you you got a

[01:51:08] watch just I said you can't like see what's going on right now I would

[01:51:12] literally go back or do you have my stream pull up right now I'll pull it

[01:51:15] up yeah I'm not I'm just gonna sit here dude all right look I'm gonna pull

[01:51:20] All right, I'll pull it up because you got to see just what exactly

[01:51:26] I'll go for you

[01:51:29] This is where I live yeah, I live in the inventory

[01:51:34] It's over

[01:51:38] Don't say you love me

[01:51:41] There ain't no yellow

[01:51:43] Watch, watch this, watch this.

[01:51:45] Do you have my screen open?

[01:51:47] Unfortunately, yes.

[01:51:48] All right, watch.

[01:51:49] Watch how close you are to dying.

[01:51:53] Okay, so you barely missed death.

[01:51:55] You already barely missed death.

[01:51:57] Any farther you're dead, right?

[01:52:00] Any air.

[01:52:01] My bad, my bad.

[01:52:02] Wrong one, wrong one, sorry.

[01:52:04] Pro streamer, by the way.

[01:52:05] Watch how close you, watch how close.

[01:52:10] Already inches from death, inches.

[01:52:13] Oh, you put him right through my armpit.

[01:52:16] Nice.

[01:52:17] You almost walked right in front of my phone.

[01:52:18] Yeah, that was just a nightmare.

[01:52:20] And I like.

[01:52:21] Ha ha ha ha.

[01:52:22] Just a nightmare.

[01:52:23] Kidney J's, watch, watch.

[01:52:25] Watch.

[01:52:27] You almost walked right in front of my phone.

[01:52:29] And it's just, Nate!

[01:52:35] Are you alive?

[01:52:36] Ha ha ha.

[01:52:37] Ha ha ha ha.

[01:52:38] Ha ha ha ha.

[01:52:39] Ha ha ha ha.

[01:52:40] Ha ha ha ha.

[01:52:41] Ha ha ha.

[01:52:42] You dodged the car and got hit by a train.

[01:52:47] That's what happened.

[01:52:49] You dodged the car and pushed you out of the way of the car and into a train.

[01:52:53] Immediately after.

[01:52:55] Well said.

[01:52:57] I do agree with that, but he loves it.

[01:52:59] You like to fight at dorms, huh?

[01:53:01] You do, don't you?

[01:53:02] Well, you need to for your quest.

[01:53:04] No, I understand.

[01:53:05] I understand.

[01:53:06] It was just a question though.

[01:53:07] Are you asking about life?

[01:53:08] Yes.

[01:53:09] Anywhere on the entire map of customs.

[01:53:11] Yeah, I don't have the fact that you that you like fight. I love it. No, no, I love it. I could tell. Yeah

[01:53:20] Well, you don't like you usually you're telling me you'd rather fight in Panda. I

[01:53:24] Would rather fight in Panda. You know what? Can I tell you something you not get offended? I?

[01:53:31] Guess that's a bad players opinion

[01:53:41] I mean it with love, I mean it with love, I mean it with love.

[01:53:45] Let me give you a better one.

[01:53:46] I'm ready to fight in East West admin than where we just were.

[01:53:50] Agreed.

[01:53:52] OK, so I got a good opinion and a bad opinion.

[01:53:55] Yep, agreed.

[01:53:56] All right, appreciate you.

[01:53:58] Shit, see, I'm already hurting, man.

[01:54:00] He telling you, you know, he throwing elbows.

[01:54:02] See, I remember what it could be.

[01:54:03] He was on top.

[01:54:04] Let's talk now.

[01:54:05] Let's talk now.

[01:54:07] Oh, my god.

[01:54:08] Hey, hey.

[01:54:10] Hey.

[01:54:11] Hey.

[01:54:12] Hey.

[01:54:13] Hey.

[01:54:14] Let's go.

[01:54:15] And then if it just to put a little bit more salt in the wound, a seven minute fucking

[01:54:18] queue.

[01:54:19] Seven minute transit.

[01:54:20] Perfect.

[01:54:21] This guy's going to go gear up on his PMC queue shoreline and be in here again.

[01:54:26] Fuck.

[01:54:27] Oh, God, bro.

[01:54:29] Hey, look, I don't want to put any like pressure on you.

[01:54:34] Yeah

[01:54:36] Yeah, brother I need you to get out of that raid

[01:54:39] Bro, I I don't know what you I'm literally stuck even if I alt F4

[01:54:43] I just gonna put more that I don't know I didn't mean it like that

[01:54:45] I just feel like when you go into shoreline, I need you to heal get right

[01:54:51] Yeah, I need you to bring me back that fucking gun or I'm fucked. No, I got you

[01:54:56] We'll get out. I'm not even gonna heal brown. I'm just gonna run straight to path to lighthouse or

[01:55:01] Or

[01:55:31] you're on for three days!

[01:55:37] I thought they were paying their streamers lobby before.

[01:55:42] Just when I've arrived through that grenade with no information,

[01:55:46] I didn't know I was gonna kill nobody.

[01:55:53] Oh, yes. Perfect.

[01:55:55] perfect. It is perfect.

[01:55:59] Coltsy about to crash that way. Is Coltsy watching as well?

[01:56:02] Shit.

[01:56:04] Oh, eight minutes.

[01:56:04] Can you fucking kill me?

[01:56:08] Jock it.

[01:56:10] I'll say this, no matter how bad it is, it ain't gonna be worse

[01:56:13] against sniped and fucking arc raiders.

[01:56:17] In terms of the quantity and the amount.

[01:56:19] Oh

[01:56:22] Clokes he's trying to do solo icebreaker and got clapped DGs

[01:56:27] Yeah, but at least like you I can kill him

[01:56:30] You know as a running at me with scabs and a pistol I came fuck. Oh

[01:56:35] back I

[01:56:38] Died in the house. I died in the starting room

[01:56:42] Bro, do you do you want me to help you I can show you how to clear that bitch

[01:56:46] bro I cleared I thought everyone was dead turns out there's one more guy I was

[01:56:51] due to I'd express a machine I was gooping you know the you know the numbers

[01:56:57] right for solos like the exact amount every time I have I do I could like I

[01:57:03] could night I could like eight or nine big dirty men in the first room so I'm

[01:57:07] gooping and then I hear a guy I won yeah you have one Roma from probably

[01:57:12] freezer. So there's a bunch of is it like killing BBC?

[01:57:17] Oh, yeah, there is. There is like, there's like fucking 40 that

[01:57:23] spawn on the boat. Holy shit. So you have to kill. There's

[01:57:26] also this is like the biggest boss in the game, probably like

[01:57:29] you get all that you get your bosses plural bosses. Yeah,

[01:57:32] there's multiple. Now, you by yourself, literally you open

[01:57:37] up the starting room and night sitting there one of the

[01:57:39] goons and he's just staring at your head. What? What? What?

[01:57:43] Uh, is that a shoreline or something or what?

[01:57:45] You transit from shoreline to that map. Yep. Oh.

[01:57:50] And then it's like they got all the best ammo.

[01:57:53] There's items that are a million of pop there.

[01:57:56] There's a room that you have to clear called boiler.

[01:57:58] That's just like hell. It's it's fucking hard.

[01:58:03] Why don't we do that?

[01:58:04] And seven hundred to get in seven hundred K to get in and then

[01:58:08] 2,400 to get out.

[01:58:10] Yeah, yep.

[01:58:11] 2,400, 2,400 euros.

[01:58:17] I got that on me, Danny.

[01:58:18] Guys, I'm going to Alt F4 and see if maybe I can.

[01:58:22] I'm going to 10-minute transit.

[01:58:24] No, I need it.

[01:58:25] I don't Alt F4.

[01:58:26] I need it.

[01:58:27] I'm going to, but I'm just seeing if I Alt F4,

[01:58:30] if it'll just kick me back to my stash.

[01:58:32] And I'll still have a shit.

[01:58:34] Everyone's saying wordbogs is out.

[01:58:36] No, it's not out.

[01:58:37] I'm pretty sure that it's the, um,

[01:58:40] no, it's not all that people are actually playing.

[01:58:43] We're talking now.

[01:58:46] Is it 12 and 12 EST?

[01:58:48] That's what everyone's saying.

[01:58:54] No, people are doing the tutorial right now.

[01:58:56] I think.

[01:58:58] Oh, wait, did you guys pre-download the game?

[01:59:02] No.

[01:59:04] Oh boy.

[01:59:05] It wouldn't let me.

[01:59:06] I tried to download it this morning

[01:59:07] and it was like press play to play.

[01:59:09] So maybe I did.

[01:59:12] No, no, no, you actually have to download the game.

[01:59:14] It's like a play test.

[01:59:15] It says War Dogs play test.

[01:59:17] Yeah, yeah, but you also have to download the whole,

[01:59:18] did you download the whole game

[01:59:20] to create like a little icon of your fucking computer shit?

[01:59:24] No.

[01:59:26] Oh, Gab already did it.

[01:59:28] I got to round to it.

[01:59:32] Oh, don't worry, Nick,

[01:59:34] because I all that for I went back to my stash and we have everything W.

[01:59:39] Oh, we have everything.

[01:59:41] There's a bug that if you transit and you all to four after you transit,

[01:59:44] you get to keep everything.

[01:59:46] So holy shit.

[01:59:47] All right.

[01:59:48] Tell me what to bring.

[01:59:49] Nothing.

[01:59:49] I'll bring a hook it.

[01:59:52] I'll bring heels though.

[01:59:54] Well, now I feel like I need to go and download this shit real quick.

[01:59:58] Yeah.

[01:59:59] I love you too, baby.

[02:00:00] Uh, you guys should go run a scab real quick while I do this.

[02:00:04] And I'll have your stuff all set up then you are you in a raid or do you want to play scoff I?

[02:00:13] Feel like I have to challenge icebreaker again

[02:00:15] Well, we can just let me make sure I have this downloaded

[02:00:19] An error occurred missing game execution

[02:00:24] What is it war dogs server our archon is that what I'm downloading?

[02:00:29] I know where dogs play tests. Yeah, that's what it's called. What is our car? What's this?

[02:00:37] Why is apex legends force downloading right now, bro, get the only 40 gigabytes

[02:00:44] Get the fuck out of here. Why don't even have apex legends on this shit the dog-ass game

[02:00:49] Do that one more right or left?

[02:00:51] It's a good game. Yeah, I would probably pay apex hear me out. Oh

[02:00:57] Oh, what if apex does like a like a little mode where it's third person?

[02:01:02] I feel like that would be fun as fuck.

[02:01:04] Guys, what is going on right now?

[02:01:06] Every time I click it, it says launching this game missing game executable protected game.exe.

[02:01:14] What is that?

[02:01:15] the game that they sent me. Where's Gav is Gav here. Gav check. It is time locked. Wait

[02:01:39] So, Nick, you already downloaded this shit?

[02:01:43] All right, let me just I'm downloading it right now.

[02:01:45] I am at 30 percent already and I started.

[02:01:49] Did you buy the game yourself?

[02:01:50] You just bought it.

[02:01:51] Can you just get it?

[02:01:52] Watch your favorite.

[02:01:53] Can you open up your AI app and just say hi?

[02:01:56] I want to play more dollars with my friends today.

[02:02:00] How do I pre download the game on steam?

[02:02:03] And it'll literally line by line so that I don't have to fucking

[02:02:06] because I'm I don't know how to tell you this.

[02:02:08] I don't know

[02:02:09] All right, I'm just gonna they sent me a copy, but I'll just buy the fucking game and see if it works in. Oh

[02:02:16] What they say I mean they sent me a copy, but they said you copy the just you

[02:02:20] Here's that it did what it literally didn't work, bro

[02:02:23] It really didn't work now because I bought it now. I can download the game

[02:02:29] Okay, perfect

[02:02:33] Yeah, but I can't I can't play the game though. How are people playing the game?

[02:02:38] I have it, I'm down on the War Dogs play test.

[02:02:53] Nick to reliant on AI.

[02:02:56] Okay, so when everybody wanted to know shit, they would Google it.

[02:02:59] What were we saying then?

[02:03:01] We're just cool with Google, but we ain't cool with AI.

[02:03:04] AI what's the what's the difference?

[02:03:18] I mean, yeah, the CDN looks like he just straight up playing this shit right now.

[02:03:22] That's that's that's what I was saying. I was clicking on his shit.

[02:03:24] He's on the game.

[02:03:28] I can I can hit up the dead.

[02:03:30] He was talking to me earlier.

[02:03:32] He's just saying he is on tutorial.

[02:03:35] I mean, maybe we go do this voice or no.

[02:03:37] Yes, yes, yes.

[02:03:38] I think we go do this early.

[02:03:45] All right.

[02:03:45] Well, I mean, the problem is I don't know how to do it.

[02:03:49] Because I don't know where I'm going.

[02:03:51] Oh, I'm going to.

[02:03:52] That's right where I'm going.

[02:03:55] Right where I was going.

[02:03:57] You read my mind.

[02:04:02] Oh, shit.

[02:04:12] Yeah, can you change category?

[02:04:18] Oh, it's gimmicks birthday

[02:04:23] To you

[02:04:27] I mean the servers don't go live for an hour

[02:04:32] Yeah, but by the time, I mean by the time we should go sit in that bitch, bro. That's the smart choice right now. Yes, I agree.

[02:04:40] Plus, I want to get over there. Get my shit right too. Yeah, me as well.

[02:04:45] So Robin, those servers open. We're in there and we got our pants off. Nick is helicopter and it's going to be great.

[02:05:02] Yeah, I hope this game is good too, StarForge.

[02:05:24] I really do.

[02:05:26] So, they're saying that he might have been in the previous, did you guys play in the

[02:05:34] alpha or anything like that?

[02:05:36] I'm, I'm quite shit though.

[02:05:39] Well, they're saying that he might be in the previous build, you know, like an alpha

[02:05:43] build.

[02:05:44] Oh.

[02:05:45] Oh.

[02:05:46] That's, that's, that's what he's saying.

[02:05:50] That's my AI bot saying, bro.

[02:05:56] I'm launching right now. You

[02:06:06] say you're launching. I'm

[02:06:08] launching. You're launching.

[02:06:10] Get in there, big dog. Everybody

[02:06:12] raise. We are going to be

[02:06:15] picking with you. I just

[02:06:18] downloaded it. I paid for the

[02:06:20] supporter edition. Download it

[02:06:23] and then press play. It says

[02:06:25] just not let me in. Yeah, it just says waiting for game right now. Oh, I'm in.

[02:06:55] You close team come back.

[02:07:00] Maybe.

[02:07:05] Little war dogs today.

[02:07:08] I hope this game is good.

[02:07:13] Yeah.

[02:07:14] How did you launch it off steam or did you just click the icon in your computer?

[02:07:24] what what sorry sorry I was dancing to sorry what never mind I'd watch it

[02:07:36] Two steam.

[02:07:39] Two steam.

[02:08:06] Yo, I'm actually so excited to fly a helicopter.

[02:08:16] I'm so excited to fly a helicopter.

[02:08:36] You're gonna crash fuck you

[02:08:42] It's so chill.

[02:09:01] Do-po-po-po-po-po-po-po-po-po-po-po-po-po-po.

[02:09:05] Oh shit!

[02:09:28] for

[02:10:00] maximum weight limit for pilots. However, individual helicopter models have strict

[02:10:05] proceed limits and maximum gross weight capacity for the manufacturers.

[02:10:10] Come on baby.

[02:10:11] Light utility helicopters impose practical limits.

[02:10:22] If a game...

[02:10:24] If a game of seizure warning...

[02:10:30] Right, let's go to me.

[02:10:31] Jesus mother of God, the power of the MCs have turned up here, looking to take control.

[02:10:39] Unfortunately for them, nobody's managed to hold the place for very long.

[02:10:44] That is where you come in.

[02:10:46] Because they're offering you a right wage to try and sort it out.

[02:10:49] Now, before you can't lose in the field, you've got some basic training to complete.

[02:10:54] Don't worry, if you're half as good as they think you are, it'll be piece easy.

[02:11:01] Enter the building and turn right, just a quick induction video from the suits.

[02:11:08] Don't hang about here.

[02:11:10] Can I?

[02:11:12] No!

[02:11:14] Let me, let me drop the boat!

[02:11:17] Oh man!

[02:11:20] I

[02:11:50] Now you lost me.

[02:12:18] You lost me.

[02:12:19] Alright, what we got here?

[02:12:49] Make first impressions videos and post clips online.

[02:12:52] Remember, if you pre-order War Dogs and decide you don't like the game, you're warned to welcome to refund it.

[02:12:58] Fred Rouse, welcome to War Dogs. We hope you make money and lose money and love any second of winning back.

[02:13:06] Now that that's finally over, you can head across the hall and start your track.

[02:13:19] You need to leave this room and go across the hall.

[02:13:28] Hey, fuck you, jackass!

[02:13:31] Hello?

[02:13:32] All these guys standing next to weapons posters across background is safe zones.

[02:13:37] Revenay came and some ammo from it.

[02:13:39] Let's get started.

[02:13:44] What you got?

[02:13:45] Select the primary weapon slot to swap through the weapon panel.

[02:13:49] AK-47, collection call.

[02:13:52] ammo, ammo itself.

[02:13:54] Select the loaded magazine to purchase it.

[02:14:01] Go to the vid- oh shit.

[02:14:02] Select the back button to...

[02:14:06] Select the purchase button to confirm.

[02:14:15] that

[02:14:17] that

[02:14:19] death

[02:14:21] death

[02:14:26] death

[02:14:29] death

[02:14:32] death

[02:14:34] death

[02:14:38] death

[02:14:43] Oh

[02:14:51] No, shut the fuck up. There's no way that that's a thing

[02:15:03] Dude no way that is insane one second we got to do keybonds. I gotta I gotta change some things

[02:15:10] We got to go here controls. We got to go to

[02:15:18] Keybinds shut the fuck up V is melee

[02:15:26] V is melee we want this lean left V

[02:15:32] Yes, lean right B. Yes

[02:15:37] melee Q

[02:15:39] Yes, and then it's sacrifice E. Yes, don't ask questions. Oh

[02:15:48] Apply

[02:15:53] Beautiful

[02:15:57] Here

[02:16:09] Now, take a grenade from slot 4 of your tapest and throw it through the top window.

[02:16:17] Inch in die!

[02:16:18] Try aiming above the window.

[02:16:19] Your word.

[02:16:20] Bullseye.

[02:16:21] of

[02:16:34] I'm going to get myself a helmet and some armor from their gear selection.

[02:16:45] While this gear makes you harder to kill, it also adds weight, making you slower and less agile.

[02:16:52] Which is worth thinking about before choosing for lower. Open your inventory and see for yourself.

[02:16:57] 10.4 Kg.

[02:17:03] Soundcard in positive section.

[02:17:08] Go through the doors to stop fighting.

[02:17:11] Go home.

[02:17:21] Christopher!

[02:17:23] I got you Christopher come here don't be okay don't worry get this right yep don't

[02:17:34] worry Christopher I'll get you safe Christopher wake up Christopher wake up

[02:17:43] Christopher wake up Christopher I knew it was gonna work welcome back son

[02:17:53] Nooooooooooooooo!

[02:17:57] Dude I just tuned the-

[02:18:01] Oh, you see?

[02:18:03] Christopher!

[02:18:05] Christopher!

[02:18:06] So big baby.

[02:18:07] Shhh!

[02:18:08] I tuned in the damage range-

[02:18:09] SHUT THE HELL UP!

[02:18:12] Recessitator items?

[02:18:14] Recessitator? Yes?

[02:18:15] Christopher I'm coming!

[02:18:17] I'm coming Christopher!

[02:18:21] I got you.

[02:18:22] I got you. Get over here!

[02:18:25] Come on!

[02:18:28] Get over here!

[02:18:31] Come on, let's go.

[02:18:34] I'm not safe over here, Christopher. No, stop fucking around!

[02:18:38] Fine. Come here.

[02:18:40] Gonna be okay.

[02:18:46] Get your own. Now hold to the next one.

[02:18:52] This is the control zone. Every faction competes to hold this zone. The faction with the most

[02:19:08] players in the zone wins the score time that takes over, earns a point. The first team to

[02:19:13] reach 100 points wins the match. Stay in the control zone. Notice that your presence

[02:19:20] see who has contributed to your team's score in Bob Lefty's screen, and that you are earning

[02:19:25] money for doing so in the top right.

[02:19:33] Gyaaaaaaah!

[02:19:36] I feel like this is kind of what Godzilla felt like.

[02:19:39] Gyaaaaaaah!

[02:19:41] The hot zone. Everything you do here is worth more to you and your team.

[02:19:47] You'll see in the bottle after your sudden presence has doubled since being in the circle.

[02:19:51] Doubled! It has doubled!

[02:19:54] ...I am actually in your favour and I want you a healthy pro.

[02:19:58] Stay in the hot zone to earn another point and take home some serious play.

[02:20:03] I'm sorry.

[02:20:08] NOOOOOOO!

[02:20:16] What?

[02:20:20] DAMMIT!

[02:20:21] DARRICK!

[02:20:24] HELP!

[02:20:33] Time consuming. Stand for a revived may well save you time and cash. I'll give you the fight for longer.

[02:20:42] I had no time and died.

[02:20:44] You piece of shit!

[02:20:45] Let's get you back to full health. Head over to the Red Bull Rubber First Aid Kit from the Iron Section.

[02:20:57] Use the kit to heal yourself.

[02:21:03] All right, for real this time, you can go into the next room.

[02:21:13] Approach the vendor and get yourself a small ammo and some build supplies.

[02:21:53] I am not that fat how did that break I barely laid on it

[02:23:15] Good protection.

[02:23:45] The sandbags

[02:23:56] All right, yo it looks nice, bro. It looks really nice

[02:24:07] Well

[02:24:09] All right, so we could try any gun we want

[02:24:17] Who there's a bullpup? Oh

[02:24:20] It's a five five six anyone know what was good in the play test what was good in the play test

[02:24:32] Being for

[02:24:35] That's

[02:25:09] Oh shit

[02:25:14] What's that look like with this 3x4x I'll try that out

[02:25:19] Can this go out go out what the

[02:25:43] oh oh oh come back

[02:25:57] I'm gonna take a look at this and every shot a little bit farther okay all right

[02:26:26] My, uh, my, my, oh, there's grips.

[02:26:31] There is grips.

[02:26:37] Strong horizontal recoil reduction.

[02:26:40] Strong vertical, strong vertical.

[02:26:43] All right, that's what we want.

[02:26:44] Let's try this out now.

[02:26:48] Oh my gosh, wait a second, let's go to, hold on.

[02:26:56] I

[02:27:05] See sauce

[02:27:08] Muzzle

[02:27:11] Muzzle only one here all vertical brown vertical

[02:27:20] Three chamber muzzle we'll do that

[02:27:26] Okay, got it.

[02:27:31] So we just need, we need to run triple vert.

[02:27:39] Triple vert recoil is good.

[02:27:42] Alrighty, that's not a bad gun.

[02:27:45] Let's try the foul.

[02:27:50] Can we change guns?

[02:27:57] How do I change guns?

[02:28:03] He doesn't realize he has none of this and it's going to take forever to level.

[02:28:11] Shut the fuck up!

[02:28:13] i'll be fine

[02:28:29] what

[02:28:30] forgot ammo box

[02:28:33] i forgot ammo

[02:28:36] and all

[02:28:43] one shot one kill all right next area

[02:28:59] oh baby you know this is what I'm talking about

[02:29:13] Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, lock in lock in lock in John Wick time.

[02:29:26] Okay, hold on.

[02:29:30] Take a deep breath.

[02:29:33] Reload the gun.

[02:29:35] I will not miss a bullet.

[02:29:37] Lock in.

[02:29:39] YUP!

[02:29:45] It's about a warning shot.

[02:29:45] LOCKIN!

[02:29:54] No way that was a miss back there, by the way.

[02:29:58] No way that was a miss!

[02:30:00] Look at that neck shot.

[02:30:01] You see that right there?

[02:30:03] That's the old jugular.

[02:30:04] He ain't livin'.

[02:30:06] He ain't li-

[02:30:06] OH!

[02:30:07] WINDOW!

[02:30:09] easy kills easy life is there any snipers I want to see what the snipers

[02:30:17] like sniper this is this is what we're going to be doing 100% that's what we're

[02:30:25] going to be used.

[02:30:26] Late.

[02:30:28] Wait, the late, the late, the late, the late, the late,

[02:30:38] the late, the late.

[02:30:42] Ah, attachments.

[02:30:44] So what kind of scopes do we got?

[02:30:47] 610.

[02:30:49] Chewb, oh, what's this look like?

[02:30:52] You're a little cooking on bass now.

[02:31:00] Oh my goodness. How do I?

[02:31:06] Oh my gosh, it's meant to scroll well.

[02:31:12] Now, how do I hold my breath?

[02:31:17] Oh, shift.

[02:31:18] I'm gonna take time to get used to.

[02:31:29] Okay, scopes are pretty nasty, I can't lie.

[02:31:36] Can I fly any Hellermit choppers while I'm in here?

[02:31:39] That's what I want to go try.

[02:31:41] Let me s-

[02:31:42] Ahhhhh!

[02:31:43] Yes?

[02:31:44] I don't know, I don't know.

[02:31:46] Yes?

[02:31:47] Oh my gosh, where's the hell of a chopper's?

[02:31:52] It has to be this.

[02:31:55] Watch out!

[02:31:55] Oh!

[02:32:08] Oh, where the fuck?

[02:32:09] Did I shoot the guy I gotta buy from?

[02:32:13] Shit.

[02:32:14] Hello, good sad. I'd like to buy a helmet chopper.

[02:32:21] Oh, baby.

[02:32:26] You've got to spend money to make money.

[02:32:32] What you guys are about to see? Don't try it home. You won't be able to do it. Lock in.

[02:32:40] Let's go

[02:32:49] Oh

[02:32:54] What you guys are about to see you don't try at home watch this shit

[02:33:01] Nine or nine or this is gonna be a hutch taking flight in the air clear the airways I'm going up

[02:33:09] I'm gonna need a new holly.

[02:33:34] Son of a bitch!

[02:33:59] Nine-O-Niner, this is Hutch. Taking flight, part two. Clear the airways.

[02:34:09] Nice and easy. Hands off of everything. Let's get some height.

[02:34:14] Okay. Okay. Alright.

[02:34:19] Jesus mother!

[02:34:25] Shhh, we got...

[02:34:29] Goodness, gracious...

[02:34:32] toggle camera.

[02:34:35] What the- okay?

[02:34:38] Let me take a look here.

[02:34:39] Interact.

[02:34:41] No, no, no, no, no.

[02:34:45] Okay.

[02:34:51] How do I...

[02:34:52] How do I- Okay.

[02:35:01] Is there a better- Hit zero.

[02:35:05] You idiots!

[02:35:14] Holy, I'm fucking going fast.

[02:35:24] Okay, so this is very difficult.

[02:35:29] GAAAHHH!

[02:35:39] It's not too hard.

[02:35:41] Wait a minute.

[02:35:43] used to it so you turn it and then you go backwards like that and you go forwards

[02:35:56] backwards not too shabby watch this shit you ready be impressed

[02:36:13] oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah shit yeah we're parking

[02:36:36] Get out of this!

[02:36:40] Easy peasy.

[02:36:42] Now, how do I go down?

[02:36:44] Left control, descent.

[02:36:52] Okay.

[02:36:54] Going down, definitely the hard part.

[02:37:06] Okay, so...

[02:37:28] All right, so we do kind of have an issue.

[02:37:47] How do I get back to base?

[02:37:55] No, don't tell me I got to walk.

[02:38:05] Oh my, oh my gosh.

[02:38:13] Wait.

[02:38:17] Oh.

[02:38:19] Grenade yourself.

[02:38:23] What if I don't have any grenades?

[02:38:28] Escape?

[02:38:29] Oh, okay.

[02:38:30] All right, we gotta wait for timer.

[02:38:35] Okay!

[02:38:36] So the helicopter is actually pretty fun to drive.

[02:38:43] That's not too bad.

[02:38:49] That's not too bad.

[02:38:55] Isn't it one of the tanks that you shoot a rocket

[02:38:58] and then you guide the rocket

[02:39:00] while it's in the air like a predator missile?

[02:39:09] That's the artillery.

[02:39:10] Let me go check that out.

[02:39:19] Hello? I'm back. Don't worry, the other plane is in perfect shape.

[02:39:37] That one might be broken. The other one's fine.

[02:40:07] hold on where's that helicopter at let's shoot the f***ing helicopter wait that's where my

[02:40:31] My last shot was, wait, wait, what is this?

[02:40:35] That's gonna be 90, 29, 8105.

[02:40:41] That helps me literally, not at all.

[02:40:46] Fuck it!

[02:40:51] Oh, what the?

[02:40:59] Fire!

[02:41:31] All right, that's pretty cool. I don't know if we need to look at it anymore

[02:42:01] Press C. What does C do?

[02:42:21] Oh it cuts the camera.

[02:42:24] That's cool.

[02:42:31] What does un-stabilizing mean?

[02:42:38] That's cool.

[02:42:39] That's really cool.

[02:42:41] Oh, you un-stabilized so you can drive it.

[02:42:46] Got it.

[02:42:48] All right, let's go drive around.

[02:42:51] See what the driving's like.

[02:42:53] Oh, spend more than I need.

[02:42:54] Beep beep!

[02:43:03] Hold on.

[02:43:05] Hold.

[02:43:07] Uh-uh.

[02:43:10] Hold.

[02:43:53] RAP THAT SHIT!

[02:44:07] Alright, alright, alright, alright, enough AC-DC.

[02:44:10] My YouTube's gonna get fucking banned.

[02:44:18] Oh, you can't go through those!

[02:44:22] Bro, this map is HUGE!

[02:44:26] HOLY SHIT!

[02:44:29] This map is MASSIVE!

[02:44:34] First person!

[02:44:40] Hahahaha!

[02:44:52] Shit!

[02:44:54] Oh, mother!

[02:44:59] We're good!

[02:45:04] Oh, mother!

[02:45:09] Oh, mother!

[02:45:14] Oh, mother!

[02:45:19] Oh, oh God, what's that noise?

[02:45:29] I can't, I can't drive very well.

[02:45:33] I can't drive.

[02:45:43] I got a flat tire.

[02:45:45] Oh back to base back to base back to base

[02:45:57] Hey my cars broke. Oh, Oh, Oh

[02:46:07] Fix it

[02:46:09] How do I fix it?

[02:46:14] I don't have a hammer.

[02:46:17] What?

[02:46:18] Oh!

[02:46:19] I think we might have to...

[02:46:29] Oh my, it's destroyed.

[02:46:35] It's destroyed.

[02:46:36] We wait our 28 seconds

[02:46:41] Yo, the the flying and driving stuff is pretty cool. I'm actually really excited

[02:46:48] Yo, yo, yo, it's pretty cool. I'm all the time

[02:46:53] I'm inviting everybody to shoot together a broken hot channel. Yeah, baby

[02:47:00] Like this

[02:47:04] Game does look cool

[02:47:06] send

[02:47:08] I can't wait for Nick to fly a helicopter not early to play this shit, or is he getting on late?

[02:47:15] He said early yesterday, but I'm not too sure

[02:47:18] Okay, you already know jumping the court and go what's up gang?

[02:47:24] Hey gang

[02:47:28] Good afternoon

[02:47:30] Good afternoon gang. I've been shooting Robin shooting on this thing. It's nice

[02:47:34] bro I've been flying helicopters and shit you flying hellies over there bro

[02:47:40] yeah dude check this shit out bro check this shit out you're flying don't you

[02:47:44] worry did you get a kit yet or no did you get some guns oh wait I got a high

[02:47:50] ammo yeah yeah I tried I like I'm not playing the game are you playing the

[02:47:55] game you're playing the game no no I'm still in like the starting area yeah

[02:48:00] how you flying around the starting area where you at there's a guy there's a

[02:48:04] the guy that you can just buy shit for what a helicopter yeah you can buy it

[02:48:11] inside of the area it looks like a tent go to the tent okay I am no surprise

[02:48:17] I'll be on 2 p.m. his time so three for us got it okay see like a blue tent I

[02:48:29] I think I found it yeah no way you can get a pick up a tank yeah what were you

[02:48:38] flying you find that you find a lot of fly the I'm about to fly the ones with

[02:48:43] with the grenades on them with the little birds brother little birds and

[02:48:51] I'm buying right now oh yeah taking lift off could you swap to your fist

[02:49:02] Is there a thing?

[02:49:12] Can you see its eggs?

[02:49:26] Next one? Why?

[02:49:28] Is that what I was thinking? Is it a whole life?

[02:49:30] Oh, what?

[02:49:32] Okay, man, see you.

[02:49:43] One second.

[02:49:45] I think I just found out what I'm doing today the moment that I can.

[02:49:57] Holy shit.

[02:51:00] I

[02:51:18] We're coming in hot

[02:51:22] Shit

[02:51:30] SHIT!

[02:51:41] The power was too great.

[02:51:43] The power...

[02:51:46] The power was too strong.

[02:51:50] You only say Q and E, it's not working!

[02:52:00] You know what I'm talking about?

[02:52:10] Vehicle pitch down, pitch up.

[02:52:14] Weapon y'all, right?

[02:52:17] Weapon y'all, last.

[02:52:19] What are y'all talking about?

[02:52:26] Vehicle Weapon Kebons, Vehicle Kebons.

[02:52:45] Y'all left, y'all right.

[02:52:47] WHAFT!

[02:52:48] It's not working.

[02:53:00] Maybe we do that.

[02:53:02] Okay, let's try that out. We're yawn.

[02:53:04] We're yawn in every direction.

[02:53:06] We're yawn.

[02:53:08] In every direction, we're yawn.

[02:53:12] Is the playtest supposed to be active in two minutes?

[02:53:18] Yeah. Should I go get kids ready or can I not do that yet?

[02:53:46] This is I'm gonna have this is gonna be so much fun

[02:53:50] Yo, Nick you trying to be Jeff Bezos billionaires with me dog

[02:53:54] I'm down bro. Where are we going?

[02:53:57] Bro, yeah, twisted towers. I don't care. I

[02:54:02] Just bound this yo, I'm yawning yee. I'm yee yee and left and yawning right now. I mean, I'm gonna be

[02:54:08] I'm gonna be

[02:54:10] Oh dude, did you look again?

[02:54:14] Yo bro, shit, SHIT!

[02:54:19] Watch this yeet in the y'all.

[02:54:21] There is zero chance that it's my sensitivity.

[02:54:25] On a fucking tank.

[02:54:35] Ho ho ho ho ho!

[02:54:37] Oh shit, what do you change your sense for tanks, man? Fuck if I know I'm flying

[02:54:51] Slow walks fast

[02:55:07] there we go okay there ain't no way oh and I crashed my heli so hard it lag

[02:55:28] me out come on man lock in bro wait wait no no no no services went down

[02:55:34] server just what you need to get to queue up 4455 and get to queue close my

[02:55:41] game get to queue no no yeah log out get to queue log out yeah yeah get to

[02:55:53] queue get to queue oh shit it's I'm 5000 in the queue all right I'm 7000 I'm

[02:56:01] I'm going to the bathroom real quick.

[02:56:03] Okay, I'm open, I'm open in it.

[02:56:08] Oh my, what the fuck?

[02:56:11] No, no, the guy I was talking to gave me,

[02:56:16] yo, kill a thing over the 50.

[02:56:19] A thing.

[02:56:20] What, what did he give you?

[02:56:23] It's like a thing, bro.

[02:56:25] What's a thing?

[02:56:25] If you got something and I didn't get it,

[02:56:28] I might just learn, what'd you get?

[02:56:30] much. Press any button start. Yeah. Logging on. No. 11,000 in the

[02:56:35] failed to authenticate with online services. Access denied.

[02:56:40] What the 12,000 in the queue now?

[02:56:46] No.

[02:56:49] Oh, just gonna be crazy. This might be crazy. We need to queue.

[02:56:54] We need to queue. Let's go.

[02:56:58] Oh, baby.

[02:57:00] I

[02:57:06] Got a restart restart restart. Okay. I'm restarting. I'm restarting. I don't know what just popped up on my screen

[02:57:12] What the fuck is that?

[02:57:14] Restarting stop confirm

[02:57:19] Everyone just said don't restart and who banned whoever said restart

[02:57:25] Bro lock in man, you've been here before

[02:57:27] Yeah, do you have a little like a thing going around on your screen that says your name and the beta?

[02:57:32] Yeah

[02:57:33] Okay

[02:57:36] Bro, bro, I'm cooked. I'm gonna be cooked now

[02:57:39] Don't knock

[02:57:41] You're not you're not don't worry. I got a guy, bro. I'm gonna hit him up if we run any problems

[02:57:46] Get him up right now. Just say hutch says

[02:57:49] Hurry the fuck up. Okay. Hurry up. I can't say that. I can't say that. Okay. I tell my love him

[02:57:53] Say how much does he love you 21,000 in queue tell me I need help now Nick. I'm walking in walking in walking in tell me I need help now

[02:58:02] log it in

[02:58:05] Let me just see if I get in if I get in and I'll pull you in no man left behind

[02:58:10] Okay

[02:58:12] It might jump me back to you or something you know yeah

[02:58:17] Maybe you should unqueue so everybody else can start playing because you buy it wait you be weighing the server down

[02:58:24] We think

[02:58:28] Aircode

[02:58:41] Hit them up hit them up tell them we need help we need the weight limit

[02:58:46] Get out. Don't say that you're short

[02:58:51] Come here you in help

[02:58:53] And clock is really nice person really nice guy possibly a racist

[02:59:06] No

[02:59:13] Bro, how do we go from on top of the castle to end the catacombs that quickly?

[02:59:20] How does that happen with the gators, right with the alligators and the snakes this is bullsh**t

[02:59:37] Bullsh**t

[02:59:38] What a day for Betos. Yeah, what a day. Today is a day for sure.

[02:59:52] Juice the numbers boys. I'm kind of predicting that today is going to be a shit show just

[02:59:57] across the board. But you know, I thrive best in those scenarios. Okay, just chaos

[03:00:02] going on and always. Yeah me me and Hunch yeah we're we're we're real good at that shit.

[03:00:08] Throw us in the fire. Yeah yeah we'll come out like the Game of Thrones lady and two dragons.

[03:00:16] Agreed.

[03:00:20] The bark is rough.

[03:00:23] Yeah no peanut ain't even able either you wait they're waiting for peanut to get on before

[03:00:27] turn it on yeah what we doing bro what the fuck we doing I would be aura

[03:00:32] straight up I wouldn't know what to say

[03:00:36] walking in I'm walking in don't get excited yet brought that to me and it

[03:00:42] booted me out come on let me be the first one in let me be the first one in

[03:00:46] so I could hit Nick with 37 short jokes come on please Scott help

[03:00:56] please please let me in please have you heard about the cycle reboot and now

[03:01:05] get to run around and see you and I'm 40,000 IQ right sounds again holy shit

[03:01:10] holy shit that's what you get bro that's what you get you know this is a

[03:01:18] line to eat you don't need to eat you're going to fucking die it okay

[03:01:21] you can pick up your your porridge and your drink you don't need no fucking

[03:01:26] I'ma kill you bitch. I'ma kill you bitch. How about that? How about that?

[03:01:38] Yeah, yeah, kick him out too. Kick that bitch ass pussy out too. Kick him out. He ain't

[03:01:52] He ain't gonna help no war the only thing he's gonna do you gonna be it's gonna be somebody's squire boy

[03:02:00] Bring it bring in porridge and bring in drinks to the front line

[03:02:04] You gonna be he gonna be running from back line to the front line and back to the back line again

[03:02:11] Don't get a man. Yeah, bitch

[03:02:14] Start to get into the kids

[03:02:16] That's what you get! That's what you get! That's what you get!

[03:02:21] You size 4 and a half shoe bitch pussy. That's what you get.

[03:02:26] Now let me in.

[03:02:28] I'm gonna kill you.

[03:02:30] Let me in.

[03:02:32] I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you.

[03:02:34] I'm gonna kill you.

[03:02:36] I'm going down the list.

[03:02:38] Yo bro, they really saying you come in, you come in, you get the fuck out of the line.

[03:02:44] out of the line you come in you come in they are bro we ain't even dressed right

[03:02:51] you all got pants on get out oh there's coaxie coaxie don't slur deep breaths

[03:02:59] don't sling it deep breaths don't sling it dude don't sling it dude i was seven thousand in

[03:03:06] queue i'm like perfect i'm gonna go take a shit right i'm gonna take a shit right i'm

[03:03:10] Yeah, but my phone it says access to nine. I said fuck I pinched that shit off so fast. Yeah, I got a turtle 40 40 Q

[03:03:19] Yeah, yeah, 44 K. Yeah, I'm not there with you, but yeah

[03:03:23] They got a crusty, but you got a little turtle sticking out the back side of your butt cheeks and your 40,000 a Q

[03:03:30] gene jeans

[03:03:34] Geez

[03:03:36] What you got a bidet that's the app in Nick

[03:03:40] She greedy when I sit down.

[03:03:42] Nick told me Jarvis, I lost my ass.

[03:03:46] Dude, he told me he had a $20,000 toilet that just

[03:03:50] opened up and was just like, hi, Nick.

[03:03:51] I've heated up the water for you.

[03:03:54] Yeah, exactly.

[03:03:55] The water's going to be at a full 73 degree.

[03:03:57] Is it a perfect shirt that you like?

[03:04:00] Would you like me to spray your asshole now?

[03:04:04] How's that water feel?

[03:04:06] Is it too hot?

[03:04:08] Harder or softer?

[03:04:10] How do I soften my king?

[03:04:11] Y'all, I'ma be honest, one time I was over at Tim's house,

[03:04:17] and I don't know how B'day's work, right?

[03:04:20] So I'm sitting there and I, you know, did my business,

[03:04:25] and I did shit, I took a piss.

[03:04:27] I took a piss and I went to flush the toilet,

[03:04:29] and there's like a fucking row of buttons.

[03:04:32] I didn't know what was going on, so I bent down,

[03:04:34] I started hitting these buttons

[03:04:35] trying to flush the damn toilet.

[03:04:37] bidet like a sniper hit you hit me bro like a sniper from the train line and I

[03:04:43] come out and Tim's looking at me you asked him by the story Tim's looking at

[03:04:47] me I said Tim what the fuck do we have going on in there how do I flush the

[03:04:51] damn toilet dude bro I was pissed with Tim's fucking toilet water dude I was

[03:04:59] pissed bro he's lucky he didn't get a rear naked right in that moment

[03:05:06] throw them into a right arm cross.

[03:05:09] I never had it gotten down.

[03:05:11] Okay, hypothetically speaking, when did we draw our line in the sand?

[03:05:17] No, I got ready to quit.

[03:05:18] I got all day, but I'm just saying.

[03:05:20] My number hasn't gone down.

[03:05:22] When would we?

[03:05:23] When would we do it?

[03:05:25] The fact that we're talking about this at 10 minutes, you know?

[03:05:29] But I would say, I mean, you can't ask me that question, bro.

[03:05:33] I'm breathing in the fucking Tarkov lands.

[03:05:35] I woke up at 6 a.m. and didn't get into the Tarkov servers till noon. So

[03:05:42] Yeah, bro, that's literally how the first day of this white boy for me, so I will literally sit here until it opens

[03:05:49] Jack who's with me?

[03:05:53] Got a bunch of people with a tism all in one area you ain't getting us off this game ain't no way

[03:05:59] just gonna sit there like a fucking log in hold come on escalator escalator escalator

[03:06:10] escalator escalator escalator come on come on come on come on this guy's in queue come

[03:06:20] on let me be the first let me try the boat yet nobody's in queue bro let me let me be

[03:06:28] the first one. Let me be the first one. Come on. Come on. Let me be the first one.

[03:06:34] Damn it! 46,000! Fuck! I'm getting a DC. I'm gonna have a heart attack. I gotta get a DC.

[03:06:45] What's a DC, Chad? Dunk of Pepper? A candy bar?

[03:06:50] Why would DC be Dr. Pepper? Where is the P in DC?

[03:06:58] You know what that's a fair question.

[03:07:03] It's diet.

[03:07:04] Oh, how the fuck are you saying Dr Pepper first?

[03:07:08] Hey, hey, you got me.

[03:07:10] Okay.

[03:07:11] You got me.

[03:07:13] That's pretty fucking stupid.

[03:07:16] Man.

[03:07:18] Smoked.

[03:07:20] Full box, man.

[03:07:22] 210 pub like a fish.

[03:07:24] Yeah.

[03:07:25] Damn it, man.

[03:07:27] I'm getting dumb jacked by my fucking closey. Yeah, you fucked it in. Holy shit. I was like you're falling

[03:07:34] This job this job for real. Oh

[03:07:38] man

[03:07:39] Tactical all-out warfare. So what do you even is this game you think I don't know it seems like it's kind of makes you feel like

[03:07:47] Park of battlefield

[03:07:49] CS go and

[03:07:51] Then randomly like Russ kind of in there because like there's armor. There's armor

[03:07:55] So you play rust you didn't play rust right? Oh, I did

[03:08:00] Okay, there's armor in rust that makes it so you can't sprint and you can't ADS or anything. I'm logging in. I'm logging in

[03:08:07] Don't get excited, bro. It's gonna. It's gonna. I'm back. What's happening. I'm not getting in but maybe I

[03:08:13] Hope you don't get it. I hope you don't get in

[03:08:19] You don't get in the work for you

[03:08:25] Yeah, but there's an armor in this game

[03:08:27] That's kind of like the rust armor where you can't ADS can't sprint up access to nine. Yes

[03:08:34] Now I'm farther than you

[03:08:37] Welcome to hell. We're fine. We're fine. I'm right there with ya

[03:08:45] I'm the prisoner who rats out all the other prisoners trying to escape because I wasn't included

[03:08:52] Hold hold

[03:08:55] Nicholas, Nicholas, come to the principal's office, Nicholas, Nicholas, you are not allowed

[03:09:04] to go out to recess, Nicholas, you are not allowed to go out to recess, come back into

[03:09:09] the class.

[03:09:10] You don't ever make it in.

[03:09:11] What?

[03:09:12] That's too far.

[03:09:13] No, I see, I hope the rest of the day you're sitting there.

[03:09:16] I hope we all get in, but you.

[03:09:18] You're a piece of shit for saying that.

[03:09:21] Don't call me a pig.

[03:09:22] They didn't call me a post.

[03:09:24] So good.

[03:09:26] Welcome to the first episode of the Fat, Short, and Dumb podcast.

[03:09:31] Okay guys, this is gonna go on.

[03:09:33] Welcome in, my name's Hutch, I am the Dumb.

[03:09:35] Hello, I'm in the stick, I'm not on that list, so do I remember to do that please?

[03:09:42] I know.

[03:09:43] You heard about it, Delegate.

[03:09:45] Close.

[03:09:46] What the hell?

[03:09:47] Fuck man.

[03:09:48] Hello, my name is Clubsy and this is my favorite word

[03:10:09] Well, here we go. Oh

[03:10:12] Why we'll go to war for you again dogs tweeting dude. I'm so impatient

[03:10:17] I think they're going to get

[03:10:19] people are saying they're going

[03:10:21] to get.

[03:10:23] Should we all treat a war dogs

[03:10:25] right now just help that's it

[03:10:27] just the word help.

[03:10:29] No one of them is watching the

[03:10:31] extreme right now.

[03:10:33] They like my tweet earlier maybe

[03:10:35] they like me.

[03:10:37] Today it's only a matter of time

[03:10:39] till they hate me let's be

[03:10:41] honest. I didn't think I said

[03:10:43] hutches too fat to get on and

[03:10:45] I was just about to say I'm not

[03:10:52] crying.

[03:10:53] Where were you?

[03:10:54] What do you mean?

[03:10:55] You were here.

[03:10:56] Okay.

[03:10:57] All right.

[03:10:58] No, keep down there, Andrea.

[03:10:59] Everybody say restart.

[03:11:00] I'm not listening.

[03:11:01] No.

[03:11:02] No.

[03:11:03] No.

[03:11:04] Wait, this guy said I'm in.

[03:11:05] Yeah.

[03:11:06] People are saying I got in.

[03:11:07] Loser.

[03:11:08] Come on.

[03:11:09] thing I got in loser. I will say the gun play feels pretty fucking nice just from yeah.

[03:11:21] Oh yeah. I didn't get to try any guns I just tried the AK with no attachments or anything

[03:11:27] on it but my dog needs to go out. I'll be right back.

[03:11:30] You didn't go there.

[03:11:31] They sang a song or something.

[03:11:32] No, the second I got out of the range, it kicked me out.

[03:11:35] Let's sing a song, a song, a song.

[03:11:38] Let's sing a song of the open sea.

[03:11:42] CEO tweeted saying they're running 30 minutes behind.

[03:11:45] No.

[03:11:47] At least you got nothing.

[03:11:51] Restart stream, restart steam according to the discord.

[03:11:55] There's no way.

[03:11:56] No, no, no.

[03:11:57] No, no, no.

[03:11:59] that real I'm gonna do it no no they said they got a delay people are saying

[03:12:04] that's delayed on discord since 30 minutes delayed they just announced it

[03:12:08] kicked back 30 minutes a lot of people are saying that research team we're now

[03:12:16] kicking off at 1730 UTC so not too long wait seems twitch drops in it wait

[03:12:23] There's twitch drops?

[03:12:25] Oh shit, yeah.

[03:12:26] Oh wait.

[03:12:27] It seems twitch drop integration caused the last minute issue.

[03:12:33] No way.

[03:12:34] Yeah, it said it said it's literally twitch which drops cause an issue really I'm pushing

[03:13:01] back 30 minutes. Well what do we do for 30 minutes? We do a scab run?

[03:13:41] What's going on? Motherfucker man.

[03:13:46] It's unusual. Are you getting

[03:13:50] in? What happened? Did you guys

[03:13:52] get in? No, no, they tweeted

[03:13:55] that they're half an hour behind

[03:13:56] and it was the thrift

[03:13:57] that somehow caused the

[03:13:59] issue. Yep. So, we'll be,

[03:14:01] we'll be ready soon. If

[03:14:05] they're half an hour behind,

[03:14:06] that means we have ten

[03:14:07] minutes, right? Yeah, we're

[03:14:10] boys Super Bowl contenders dude I hate this guy

[03:14:17] see the service dude the reason the dude again now no I mean Dennis again

[03:14:27] buggy and dude so this track we just are realizing people playing over

[03:14:33] twitch drops right now but they don't think we're gonna see in the way track

[03:14:37] is on our drops on in his title

[03:14:43] about an art greater job dude this just in the arc Raiders is gonna be having

[03:14:49] drops and today we're gonna be giving away a fridge magnet this guy is so

[03:14:57] serious bro crack is watching symphony you guys know how much the new

[03:15:03] Yeah, I think we lost him. We lost him. Did we? Yeah, we lost him. He's on 10. He has 10,000 years playing cod. Yeah, we lost him. You know that cod is $90.

[03:15:17] I

[03:15:22] Just bought my subway and no arc skin codes, please help

[03:15:38] What are you doing?

[03:15:40] What you're so holy fucking new Call of Duty new new War Dogs game

[03:15:47] But you're sitting there playing fucking arc. I'm waiting on call it. It's not looking promising though

[03:15:51] What do you mean you're waiting like you're downloading or something?

[03:15:55] Yeah, I said I played Arc Raiders

[03:16:00] Yeah, bro play competitive checkers, okay, it's a more good experience for you drag than playing fucking arc

[03:16:11] It's not that bad

[03:16:13] That was called me look good. I just I just open chemistry. I'm not I'm not sure I was watching Symphony. It looks like

[03:16:21] You hate I honestly it looks like oh I like on I like competitive card

[03:16:29] Well, I mean that's what the data is this is all it is this fucking TDM and shit, right? Yeah

[03:16:33] Yeah, I'm gonna be on call. I don't know my word also

[03:16:37] Why would you not be playing Word Ops, what?

[03:16:42] Because he doesn't, he, no he's not real, you're not real, you're not real.

[03:16:49] All right, let me, I got this, Nick, aqui vamos a papi, a papi, por que, por que, por que,

[03:16:57] I

[03:17:08] Break it down fundamental standpoint

[03:17:16] I got a drop ready. Yeah, let's go. Oh

[03:17:21] My god, there's a drop where you have to

[03:17:23] It's hard for me. It's always hard for me to like watch cod when it's a hundred twenty FOV keyboard musk player

[03:17:27] I can't really like

[03:17:29] Brother dude when I watch cod it's like I'm watching row blocks when these motherfuckers are moving around the speed of light

[03:17:37] Oh, no, I think they changed the one thing. I will give cod. They did

[03:17:46] Do it any day nothing I was just wondering

[03:17:50] They did change it they did change the movement speed of this cod, but it looks like

[03:17:56] Nick stop laughing bro. I'm not 70 dollar DLC

[03:18:04] 70 dollar DLC. Yeah, that's typical wait. They're playing against him wait swags playing against him

[03:18:10] Yeah, I just I did I literally just watched him try nose coping swag

[03:18:14] like. Yo, thank you guys all

[03:18:22] for the subs. Flash bang by

[03:18:24] Tim and Dex digital Raptor. Oh

[03:18:27] she lacks Joey crack shot real

[03:18:30] and gummy. Thank you guys, man.

[03:18:32] No, he's a shotgun. My brother,

[03:18:34] he just back to back swag.

[03:18:36] What a shot. Oh shit. Oh shit.

[03:18:40] You're excited man. One in

[03:18:41] the jet. If you pump, dude,

[03:18:44] after even just playing in the little testing area

[03:18:47] with the gun training and shit, I'm gonna be real.

[03:18:50] I'm excited, man.

[03:18:53] I'm very much excited.

[03:18:55] I'm excited for a game like War Dogs,

[03:18:58] for like the fighting of Battlefield,

[03:19:01] but with the movement a little closer to like Tarkov

[03:19:04] with the lean peaking and the slower like gunplay.

[03:19:07] I feel like, and this is the only thing

[03:19:09] I'm nervous about in this game,

[03:19:11] because I have not played any of the close play tests

[03:19:13] any of the private chicks I've been waiting to play it with you guys here with me I am nervous

[03:19:21] I'm nervous for the economy and how the economy is going to work I hope it's slow

[03:19:31] I hope that I'm going to grind for shit I hope that it's not like by the end of today because I might

[03:19:37] play for 15 hours by the end of today I just don't have everything

[03:19:41] And as long as it's like that, I think I'm really going to get sucked in.

[03:19:46] Somebody shoot me in the fucking face in game, of course.

[03:19:54] Damn it!

[03:20:11] Yeah, I saw I saw I saw the delay

[03:20:16] It is gonna be a little slower. I'm excited man. I the economy stuff cool

[03:20:23] Cuz that's what's really gonna make this game a one-week game in a one month or two month or six month

[03:20:29] Game is like if the economy and the money stuff makes sense

[03:20:36] It's very good well thought out

[03:20:41] The whole economy isn't out yet. Okay. It's great. This weekend's gonna be sick. Okay. I like what I'm hearing. I

[03:20:51] Like what I'm hearing

[03:20:58] So what should we play starting out boys what what what class is like you play this class you'll get a good start medic probably

[03:21:11] The dumbass you count your fucking days, but can't count your days

[03:21:18] Recon

[03:21:26] I'm not flying around a heli and just dropping people off from in there like swimwear

[03:21:33] Looking forward to this I'd love to get a sniper early man

[03:21:36] You titties are touching your belly button

[03:21:43] You're lucky your name's already gone and there's too many people in here

[03:21:46] So I can't track your ass down and ban you from every chat that you ever talked in you're lucky

[03:21:51] You're lucky you count your days to bitch boy. All right count your days to

[03:21:57] You count your days to

[03:22:02] All right, let's get back in with a wish they should and just like

[03:22:06] Talking hell of shit. It's so funny.

[03:22:08] Yeah.

[03:22:09] TP.

[03:22:10] Like, he'll always give you a real opinion on what's going on.

[03:22:12] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:22:13] If you really want to know what's going on, you know,

[03:22:14] he'll fucking rip him.

[03:22:15] And what's TP saying?

[03:22:17] Also, YouTube liked the screen!

[03:22:19] The game mode that they're playing right now, he doesn't really get it.

[03:22:21] It's a glorified kill confirmed.

[03:22:23] He's not liking it very much.

[03:22:25] Yeah, TP.

[03:22:26] He likes the map, though. I think the map's horrible.

[03:22:28] TP will say if the game's fucking trash or not.

[03:22:30] Which is really good.

[03:22:32] It's always been that way.

[03:22:33] This is fucking great.

[03:22:35] I

[03:22:41] Swear every time I look at TP on Twitter. He going to war with somebody else

[03:22:46] Like I don't know TP I never talked to him before but I could open up Twitter and just see anything

[03:22:51] Contrelated and there's TP going to war with some random fucking guy on Twitter

[03:22:58] Really? Yeah, it's all right guy

[03:23:01] maybe not TP white dude with like kind of like a kind of it looks like kind of

[03:23:07] like an eraser almost like a long get like a beavis a little bit but a little

[03:23:13] shorter more compact yeah like like Phineas inferred but Phineas like you

[03:23:20] can wake up on his kill table and it looks like a little bit like Dexter like

[03:23:23] a serial killer but a polite one like he's gonna apologize before he tells

[03:23:28] Yeah, he's like the pickleball town championship to a totally

[03:23:41] I'm everyone's telling me to restart

[03:23:47] Bro this guy called it

[03:23:53] Everyone's saying restart I'm restarted I'm in a 14kq. Yeah, I'm gonna restart

[03:23:58] guy called him a racer.

[03:24:03] That's insane.

[03:24:04] And it makes sense.

[03:24:05] It does.

[03:24:06] Yeah.

[03:24:06] He literally a racer head.

[03:24:09] He does a little bit.

[03:24:10] You can do that.

[03:24:11] If you can do though, I mean, it does.

[03:24:13] You can tell me how low I had commercial fridge.

[03:24:20] He shut the fuck up.

[03:24:21] All right.

[03:24:22] You all, you all wide buddy.

[03:24:24] Restart steam.

[03:24:25] I'm restarting the game.

[03:24:28] Did you restart too much? I restarted the game, bro

[03:24:32] You want to kill me to restart my staying people are saying there's 400 K and Q

[03:24:38] That's what a lot of people are saying

[03:24:44] Yeah, they're saying there's for a lot everyone saying there's 400 and Q some guys 430

[03:24:50] If if chat is on 20,000 a Q W chat break house

[03:24:55] Still cute up or 18

[03:24:58] I

[03:25:09] Damn this guy's

[03:25:12] 521 there's 521k people trying to play war dogs. No

[03:25:17] No way that's a bug. I was like, yeah, no fuck away

[03:25:21] Wait, what are you talking about me?

[03:25:23] Laying it down on the boys, he told Tim and Symphony he backed out whenever they were against a bunch of pros and he said yeah

[03:25:29] I can't carry us against four pros

[03:25:36] I'm 21 I'm 21 can't you

[03:25:39] To bitch. I'm 20 20,000 512. Well, you're 14,000. Thank you. I'm 14 575 brother ain't no way

[03:25:46] Cooks he's more important to me. What the fuck man?

[03:25:49] Yeah, yeah

[03:25:52] War dogs won't last trust. I want a hot take from you, man. Well

[03:25:58] Yeah, look at that guy's logs. Did you have to pop your mama's teddy out of your mouth before you type that bitch pussy?

[03:26:05] War dogs won't last trust

[03:26:10] Yeah, he typed that shit up like man, I cook man. You're just so yeah, right. I cooked

[03:26:15] Yeah, we'll fucking turn your Twitter shit on man. We can't wait. We can't wait for your next fucking hot date man

[03:26:22] Yeah, you're so cool. I bet if you were deaf you you'd sign with the list bitch

[03:26:27] 100% he'd have like a broken left pinky

[03:26:29] He'd be lispin with this with his sign language. You know what I mean?

[03:26:33] You know, I got a guy his name is deaf game and he watches the stream

[03:26:36] He's actually deaf and he watches it with like the the words and shit that pop up on the stream

[03:26:42] I always mess with him

[03:26:45] I got the card. Hey, I'm deaf in my right ear. I got the card

[03:26:53] 100% 100%

[03:26:58] Kind of fucked up protest is next week it ain't here

[03:27:09] Man it's gonna be a great day

[03:27:15] 100% down from the right, yep.

[03:27:20] Yep, that ear just, hey, this ear, it's for show.

[03:27:25] It's for show.

[03:27:26] It's like those race cars, they have the lights in the front, but they don't actually work.

[03:27:30] That's how this right ear right here works.

[03:27:32] It doesn't actually do nothing.

[03:27:34] It just sits there.

[03:27:36] I can, it's used for party tricks though.

[03:27:38] You give me a Marlboro Red and about six Michelobultress.

[03:27:42] I can whistle out this motherfucker.

[03:27:43] I could blow smoke out my ear.

[03:27:46] No cap.

[03:27:48] No cap.

[03:28:01] How?

[03:28:02] I don't have an eardrum in my right ear.

[03:28:03] Hence why I'm deaf.

[03:28:06] It just, there's just a hole in there.

[03:28:08] So whatever, you know how like,

[03:28:10] when you go like this

[03:28:12] and you blow and your ears like, you know,

[03:28:14] you can kind of like feel and push out.

[03:28:16] I don't have an eardrum there.

[03:28:17] So the air just escapes.

[03:28:22] Whoever said diabetes, fuck you.

[03:28:36] Lies, y'all gonna make me whistle in real time,

[03:28:40] you. Y'all gonna make me whistle. Everybody always just call me a liar. Y'all don't know

[03:28:46] what the fuck you talking about. I ain't a liar. I ain't gonna do it. I ain't gonna do

[03:28:54] it. I ain't gonna gross out 90% of the people for the for the 10% of dumb asses. Boys, I'm

[03:29:05] be real man if we ain't in the game in the next five minutes i'ma lose my mind

[03:29:25] yep we riot there's a chase going on i'm not trying to watch a chase right now

[03:29:32] Jesus mother and Joseph dammit

[03:29:44] About those six is pretty bad ass. Yeah, dude about those six is fun

[03:29:47] Bup bup dup bum bum bum bup bum bup bum ba boop

[03:30:01] Nopper's phone's always whistling.

[03:30:08] Chunky!

[03:30:10] Chunky!

[03:30:13] Babadoo-bee-bee-bap-bee-bee-bee-bap-a-da-bap-a-do-bee-bee-da-bap.

[03:30:20] Yeah, Bobba Phil wants this cues over with. I ain't gonna get in.

[03:30:24] Yo, bro, what is happening, man?

[03:30:30] I just clicked on YouTube on my phone on accident and I instantly got hit with a McDonald's ad.

[03:30:43] Don't say targeted, although I would love a McRib right now.

[03:30:54] Yo, anyone who says that McRibs aren't great?

[03:30:58] I can't trust you.

[03:31:00] Now I suck dick for it.

[03:31:01] Don't worry, Hutch, at least you only need to pay for one hearing aid next year, you

[03:31:05] old man.

[03:31:06] Don't you dare say you.

[03:31:10] Don't you dare.

[03:31:11] Four for fours are trash. First off, that's Wendy, you dumbass. And don't you ever talk

[03:31:18] about my girl Wendy like that ever again? Don't you ever mention Wendy like that again?

[03:31:37] the best spot right now? You talking about the best fast food? Yo, I'm gonna be real.

[03:31:44] This is gonna be kind of an outlandish crazy take, but it's just the truth and you're gonna

[03:31:48] have to come to the understanding that it is the truth. Rank one right now, Culver's

[03:31:55] and it's not close. It's not close. Culver's currently holds that rank one position. I

[03:32:07] I mean, it's incredible.

[03:32:14] It's so goaded.

[03:32:30] We're back in seats.

[03:32:31] Chad, do we watch this live police chase that's going on since we're waiting or no?

[03:32:40] What do you think?

[03:32:43] Mobs!

[03:32:45] Give me the link!

[03:32:49] Mobs!

[03:32:51] Mobs!

[03:32:53] Super freak!

[03:32:56] Super freak!

[03:32:58] Meow!

[03:33:00] Are you kidding me? Another McDonald's ad! Get out of here!

[03:33:10] This person that other cars on the roadway, you know, kind of responding to those lights

[03:33:24] I

[03:33:54] Call here the original want why this pursuit started in the first. Oh say something crazy stew get us hyped up

[03:34:02] Say something crazy stew

[03:34:15] Art

[03:34:24] is more damn it you know maybe this person was inside somebody's house or

[03:34:29] maybe in a business stealing something so the possibility that this person is

[03:34:34] armed is still always on the table but it's not a not a robbery as it would be

[03:34:40] like you know it's like you see somebody I'm just making stuff up you

[03:34:44] know go into the tire store with a weapon out and give me all your money

[03:34:47] so that's not the situation here but it is still a very serious crime and

[03:34:53] And of course LAPD they've been having the number of burglaries especially right hold on boys. We're 1200 in the queue

[03:35:00] Hold on we um. Oh

[03:35:02] He's smoking crack. He might be smoking crack in there

[03:35:06] Got behind it realized who they were and then the lights and sirens and that driver deciding not to stop

[03:35:12] Definitely appears to be a

[03:35:15] Man you mother fuck a man. Damn it. Why is not he moving in queue at all?

[03:35:21] I'm so far out.

[03:35:23] Oh, far away, boys.

[03:35:28] Are you guys going up or anything?

[03:35:29] Or no?

[03:35:30] I just got denied again.

[03:35:31] I'm currently watching a chase that is happening in California.

[03:35:35] For being a pursuit, very reliant on your taco salad.

[03:35:38] It's a drop.

[03:35:39] And again, I hope they get him.

[03:35:41] You should watch this with me.

[03:35:43] What the opposed and limits are.

[03:35:45] I'll come over to top cases in California.

[03:35:48] We haven't seen any people, bro.

[03:35:49] anything except for just kind of driving and it does appear that he's doing

[03:35:54] stuff wait yeah this this is actual hell I don't even I'm so pissed about not

[03:36:01] getting in I don't even want to watch this bro how in the hell are people

[03:36:05] getting in what people getting in supposedly no no no yes yes yes they're

[03:36:16] in bro I'm literally looking at somebody who got in Willers is in this motherfucker

[03:36:21] how do we get him yeah people are in bro people are in I'm heated dude I'm

[03:36:33] heated I'm fucking heated it's shrouded shrouds not in okay all right that's

[03:36:38] That's good. It's glorious. No. I don't know. I'm in hell. I'm in hell.

[03:36:48] Sequoosh is in. Sequoosh is in. Bro, this motherfucker. They're asking, did we restart the games and say

[03:36:54] announce that they were pushing the server live in 30 minutes? Yes. Yes. I restarted.

[03:37:03] I just restarted right now. I was so far in queue it wouldn't have mattered, you know.

[03:37:06] I mean, I'm going down to Q.

[03:37:13] Are you?

[03:37:14] Oh, my God.

[03:37:15] After your restart?

[03:37:16] 50K in Q.

[03:37:20] I didn't restart steam though, and neither did you, Nick.

[03:37:24] True.

[03:37:25] I

[03:37:29] Didn't restart steam though and neither did you Nick true

[03:37:35] The hell divers needs you and your community all caps

[03:37:42] I've never played that game I heard good stuff about that game though. It's a great game

[03:37:46] It's a great game, but it's just it it's PB like that's my biggest thing like it's a fifth D

[03:37:51] In my opinion when you talk about PvE games, it is rank fucking one in online PvE games. Really? Yeah

[03:37:58] It's awesome, but it's like I for me personally. I just I can't I can't just kill monsters over and over again. Oh

[03:38:08] Are you in

[03:38:10] No, I'm just watching Timmy these guys play

[03:38:16] Timmy with a rare clip if you will

[03:38:21] I hope you can hear this.

[03:38:38] My brother just texted me.

[03:38:40] What is PvE?

[03:38:41] It's...

[03:38:42] It's a bowl of attackable.

[03:38:46] versus the computer. Order food? I feel like if you eat the bowl, it's a great idea.

[03:38:56] I'm like big back straight, you know.

[03:39:00] Did I just hear you crunch on the bowl of the taco bowl? Fuck yeah.

[03:39:05] Fuck yeah. Good for you, bud.

[03:39:09] the game. Mods make the call

[03:39:14] since Gav's taking the day off.

[03:39:16] What are we thinking? Do I do I

[03:39:19] close the game and restart

[03:39:21] steam or do I just ride the

[03:39:23] wave?

[03:39:27] I've actually never had

[03:39:28] I hope you're having I know

[03:39:30] you smell different when you're

[03:39:32] awake. Just a heads up lots

[03:39:34] Yeah, lots of low.

[03:39:42] I like how I said mods and everyone else is telling me I can't see nothing.

[03:39:52] I don't know if restarting will help, okay.

[03:39:54] You on uber eats app is PvE gauge. I will block your fucking number. How about you shut up? I

[03:40:04] ain't that fat

[03:40:09] I'm petite

[03:40:11] I don't know what it is.

[03:40:23] I don't know what it's heavy.

[03:40:32] Anyways, have a great meal.

[03:40:33] I'm in day.

[03:40:34] Okay.

[03:40:35] Hey, thank you for the fire.

[03:40:37] Thank you for the fiber rise. Thank you very much

[03:40:43] sacred high-fashion wolf bag

[03:40:47] Wolf blind guy entertainment. Holy shit. We have a blind dude and a deaf guy. Oh

[03:40:55] My gosh

[03:40:58] Wait a minute. Hear me out. We put them both in the room and we just see what happens

[03:41:07] You know, you know what I'm saying?

[03:41:28] Think about it.

[03:41:29] Think about it.

[03:41:30] Think about it.

[03:41:31] Yo, war dogs.

[03:41:32] Yeah, you bet it. Yeah, war dogs.

[03:41:37] Guys, if I don't get in this

[03:41:40] game soon, I might take my pants

[03:41:43] off out of frustration. Is he is

[03:41:46] he is this real? Is this is

[03:41:48] playing? He's a big dog. Yeah.

[03:41:50] Yeah. He's real. What do you

[03:41:53] mean? He's a big dog. What's

[03:41:55] that mean? He's he's valid.

[03:41:58] Sequoia is awesome.

[03:42:01] The Dark in Darker I played with Sequetia the first time.

[03:42:05] Nice.

[03:42:07] I was better to just asking, is he playing a real game right now?

[03:42:10] Or is he playing some other shit?

[03:42:11] No, it's AI that you're watching, Nick.

[03:42:13] You can never trust what you're seeing with your eyes.

[03:42:17] You know that, bro.

[03:42:18] You're on AI every day.

[03:42:19] Yeah, but his screen looked like a fucking horror movie

[03:42:22] or something.

[03:42:23] It's like, great.

[03:42:26] It's like sad.

[03:42:27] It's like a sad screen.

[03:42:29] It's like a game that's supposed to have green,

[03:42:31] but it's all gray green.

[03:42:33] It's probably because he probably

[03:42:35] turned out all the graphics instantly.

[03:42:39] Knowing him.

[03:42:45] Why you sound so depressed, man?

[03:42:47] We're going to get in.

[03:42:48] We just got to be patient, folks.

[03:42:49] It's not that.

[03:42:50] It's that the screen's making me sad, man.

[03:42:52] It's like a start.

[03:42:57] Yo, he smoked that, dude.

[03:42:58] My player's shit going down.

[03:43:00] minus two

[03:43:02] what's your number

[03:43:04] what's your number

[03:43:05] i asked first

[03:43:06] thirty one nine ninety four

[03:43:09] fuck man

[03:43:12] you got it like me

[03:43:16] it's your fault the servers aren't up

[03:43:19] your immense weight

[03:43:20] it was the turn of the break when you crashed the helicopter

[03:43:24] now they have to remake the map

[03:43:28] Super Earth needs your devotion to beat the mutant enemies of demarcation.

[03:43:37] Anyway, uh, what were you saying?

[03:43:50] Yeah.

[03:43:51] He's got to be the worst ATV driver the game's ever seen though, that's for sure.

[03:44:05] I mean, but he's got a schnauzer, he's got like a foopa but his nose is the foopa.

[03:44:12] So like it hangs over, I think he got good nostril to mustache separation.

[03:44:18] that mustache is three inches tall that shit's big man so it's definitely

[03:44:25] tickling nostrils no doubt but it's also firm they kind of look like horse hair

[03:44:31] like when you eat food rather than shit you know if you imagine a cheeseburger

[03:44:36] your mustache can smell like jalapeno the rest of the day but you talking to

[03:44:41] me like I don't have a full beer

[03:44:48] What am I hearing?

[03:44:49] What am I hearing?

[03:44:50] You're fucking...

[03:44:51] You make your god damn fucking...

[03:44:53] Look at you, you got your...

[03:44:56] Couple fucking 2% of the screen down there on the bottom right.

[03:44:59] You make yourself bigger, man.

[03:45:01] You try to make yourself look like you're not...

[03:45:03] Hey, you wanna do me a favor?

[03:45:04] You wanna do me a favor?

[03:45:05] Let's play a game.

[03:45:06] Let's play a game.

[03:45:07] It's called Can My Dick Fit In Your Mouth.

[03:45:09] Can we play that game?

[03:45:10] I don't wanna play that game.

[03:45:11] You sure?

[03:45:12] I'll hold my balls over your face like a...

[03:45:14] Like they're grapes in your favor, bro.

[03:45:16] All right?

[03:45:17] Tell me up first boy

[03:45:26] That's too far bro, that's too far I ain't that fast

[03:45:31] On my head, bro, listen, yeah, I wouldn't even if you wouldn't have to do anything

[03:45:37] But the problem is that if you went on a skinny arc you would look like

[03:45:44] Bad access

[03:45:47] and you start laughing when you run through the tall grass because the grass blades tickles your balls because you're so short how about you shut up

[03:45:56] You thought about that but you shut up

[03:45:59] Everybody else they worried about they worried about they worried about ticks jumping on their legs. You worried about them jumping in your ears

[03:46:07] Okay, you're gonna be overweight with little nipples. How are you gonna have the same size shoe?

[03:46:12] How are you gonna have the same size shoes as your kid, Nick?

[03:46:15] How are you gonna have this little you guys straight shoes you like hey you want to wear daddy shoes here you go

[03:46:20] You can have these shoes. I wear your shoes today. You click twice with the heels. They light up with lights and shit

[03:46:28] You look like that thing at the end of the first hobbit that big-ass goblin king creature

[03:46:35] Service that is way too far. I do not look like the goblin king. I do not look like the goblin king

[03:46:41] It is what it is. I'm restarting. I'm gonna try all the four. Oh, you're 9,000. We're 35. No a restarted back to 60. Oh

[03:46:51] my

[03:46:55] Now we got a way for you

[03:46:57] I'm not waiting a listen boys, and I mean this it's a zombie apocalypse. It's a zombie apocalypse if I get in

[03:47:06] Fuck everybody. Okay. I'm playing

[03:47:09] You guys are not going to get it.

[03:47:12] Hutch, the zombies are coming.

[03:47:14] No obli-angles.

[03:47:16] No obli-

[03:47:18] No obli-angles.

[03:47:20] But if you get it before me, please wait.

[03:47:22] If you don't mind.

[03:47:23] What?

[03:47:24] Whatever that word.

[03:47:26] No, I went down to the queue.

[03:47:28] I'm 20,000 now, Hutch.

[03:47:29] Where are you?

[03:47:30] 16,000.

[03:47:31] 16,000.

[03:47:32] I got that fast pass.

[03:47:34] the lightning lane. The lightning lane. Yes, sir. I'm like those people who have one. There's

[03:47:45] no way as much that's just real, bro. It's fake. I think when he gets off the stream,

[03:47:48] he pulls it off. No, bro. What? He said there's some. Do you know? We have, I have, yo,

[03:47:57] bro, I have not seen any combat whatsoever so far and I hope I get to see something

[03:48:02] soon. Also, I'm getting a little peckish. What should I order to eat? Yeah, I have to

[03:48:07] buy me some food. Why don't we get burritos? Dude, I just got a terrible I'm

[03:48:11] telling you. I already had burritos this morning. Oh, you did. Why don't we

[03:48:15] have breakfast burritos burger fries? I'm down for some cheeseburgers. Would

[03:48:21] you really be down? I'm down. Fuck yeah. I'm down. Cheeseburger. We can

[03:48:25] Cheers and everything.

[03:48:26] I mean, you look up a cheese sauce on the side.

[03:48:28] This guy's screen is gray.

[03:48:31] He's talking to a guy named Zach.

[03:48:34] Yo, bro, if I get in and someone's taking my name, I'm going to be pissed about it.

[03:48:40] Chad, you better not take my shit.

[03:48:44] Chad, where's this guy from?

[03:48:46] Wherever he's from, it looks cold.

[03:48:48] America.

[03:48:50] have a wear like Montana.

[03:48:57] Why would it be Montana?

[03:49:01] Where does he look like he's from to you?

[03:49:03] All Montanians have great mustaches.

[03:49:08] He looked like he's from.

[03:49:13] He just said your name.

[03:49:14] Wait, what do you say?

[03:49:16] It's about hutch.

[03:49:18] What do you say?

[03:49:19] Oh everyone's laughing. What do you say?

[03:49:23] He's a bitch when you're screaming at it, but he is fat.

[03:49:27] Hey, no, there's no way that happened.

[03:49:30] Wow. They're talking about you being dumb.

[03:49:34] He was just a little bit of a cat.

[03:49:37] He is a nice guy.

[03:49:41] He thinks you're playing with Hutch.

[03:49:43] Hey, Hutch. He's got your back, bro.

[03:49:46] Where's these fuckers at?

[03:49:48] Yo, hey, that's my boy. What do you say? I was me. I was looking to see what the guy said

[03:49:55] Hud said you're from Takastand I don't even know what that is

[03:50:00] Also, you should do a project some boy drunk

[03:50:17] I

[03:50:30] Know what do we do it bro? I don't know

[03:50:36] How do I take this motherfucker's guns dude?

[03:50:40] Like join the call and saying shit to me. What's happening? No, that's just don't know that thing

[03:50:47] Oh my gosh, I'm sub 2k. I'm sub 2k one second. I got a you're too lucky. Yeah. Yeah, I got lucky

[03:50:56] Promoted bro, hold on hold on

[03:51:00] What do you mean you're not gonna promote it?

[03:51:03] Like he keeps getting pushed up the ladder. I'm getting pushed down

[03:51:08] I'm 20,000 away Denny. Where are you at I?

[03:51:12] Restarted I'm at 60. I was at nine. It went to zero and sixty K

[03:51:16] Yeah, I was at 9000 it went to zero and then pushed it to 54

[03:51:30] How many players is this by the way there's

[03:51:33] Daemon's in my chat wants to know if we need one

[03:51:36] I have no idea, bro. Yeah, I have no

[03:51:40] I'm always down to play with karma

[03:51:42] He said he got caught already fuck fuck fuck you fuck you guys I got pushed back

[03:51:54] way but I think went to 60k

[03:51:57] I'm gonna fucking kill ya.

[03:52:04] I'm ordering a cheeseburger, bro.

[03:52:19] If you laugh anymore, I'm gonna fucking kill you

[03:52:24] I'm ordering a cheeseburger bro these calories Ron Wardogs order cheeseburger

[03:52:30] You did this war dogs. You did this you did this to us and I expect a twitch pride

[03:52:36] Hey, what did I tell you folks earlier? I was like, oh shit drops on this game. Oh

[03:52:40] Oh man.

[03:52:42] I told you, brother.

[03:52:44] Did I tell you? I told you.

[03:52:46] Tell him thank you. I appreciate it.

[03:52:48] What do you think? Stop being 1,000 pounds.

[03:52:50] They might let you in.

[03:52:52] No, don't do that.

[03:52:54] Wait, what do you say? What do you say?

[03:52:56] I'm getting codes for your chats.

[03:53:00] Yeah, you tell them to suck my balls

[03:53:02] until we get in the damn game.

[03:53:04] What are we doing?

[03:53:06] What are we doing?

[03:53:08] I'm doing. Give me the game.

[03:53:11] Balls. He's giving you codes for your, say you're sorry.

[03:53:14] Well, all right.

[03:53:15] Politely, consensually, you enjoy it.

[03:53:18] I enjoy it. Suck my balls.

[03:53:20] But thank you for the codes.

[03:53:22] Thank you for the codes.

[03:53:23] Okay, wait, this is for, this is for all of our chats real quick.

[03:53:26] So, he's 400 pounds and has any food, man.

[03:53:28] He's just hungry, okay?

[03:53:29] I am. I haven't, I only ate three burritos this morning.

[03:53:32] I have not had lunch.

[03:53:33] It is one o'clock.

[03:53:34] He's got enough lunch, man.

[03:53:35] Two o'clock. It's two o'clock.

[03:53:37] I'm so excited to play your game today, bro.

[03:53:39] It's gonna be great.

[03:53:40] It's gonna be great.

[03:53:41] All right.

[03:53:42] Okay, this is for all of our chats.

[03:53:43] A lot of people are saying that access denied error shit

[03:53:46] that I had, you disable smart app control

[03:53:50] and you can get in.

[03:53:52] That's like the number one error people are getting.

[03:53:55] Hey, so how do I do that?

[03:53:57] So if you were getting denied error,

[03:54:00] you disable smart app control.

[03:54:02] Yeah, okay, dumb.

[03:54:03] Oh, okay.

[03:54:04] You should market app control.

[03:54:07] Yeah, holy, that's more than a control.

[03:54:08] More than a control.

[03:54:09] No, no, no, you guys, no, no, no, you guys are already

[03:54:11] once a game is the error that you get if you can't launch the game.

[03:54:15] Oh, that's not going to put you in the fucking servers.

[03:54:19] Can you shut the fuck up when we do that?

[03:54:22] Because you got me.

[03:54:24] You got me window key and a bunch of bullshit.

[03:54:26] Look at my screen, please.

[03:54:27] And you interrupted me ordering a burger, you jackass.

[03:54:31] Exactly.

[03:54:32] Where you at?

[03:54:33] Let me see your screen.

[03:54:34] Well done.

[03:54:36] I'm going to open up on YouTube because I want to get ads.

[03:54:39] What are you ordering a burger from?

[03:54:43] OK.

[03:54:43] Opening.

[03:54:44] I got you, bro.

[03:54:46] What's going on, man?

[03:54:48] I just got, I'm not joking.

[03:54:49] I clicked under stream.

[03:54:50] I got an ad.

[03:54:51] And the first thing I saw was Angel Rees WNBA.

[03:54:55] I'm going to say that.

[03:54:56] I'm going to shoot today, bro.

[03:54:57] Come on, let's go.

[03:54:58] GG's, GG's, Nick.

[03:55:01] Go ahead and hit that retry, pussy.

[03:55:03] Access denied. Let me see it. Please please please get in get in wait, wait

[03:55:10] 63,525

[03:55:15] Yeah, yeah, so my tech is press retry

[03:55:22] Yeah, I'm already five guys and I hope it kills me

[03:55:25] I

[03:55:29] Said

[03:55:38] Back to sequitur man

[03:55:45] I'm so

[03:55:48] Like fucking buying all this crazy shit right away

[03:55:51] Wait how would they be able to do that?

[03:55:57] Ewww, I hate this shit bro.

[03:56:03] Is that somebody controlling an A10?

[03:56:05] Or is that like some like like zone-related automated show that somebody like, like control

[03:56:12] on?

[03:56:13] They have 10 grand.

[03:56:15] Okay, so, yeah, but it seemed like some of the stuff,

[03:56:23] what is this?

[03:56:24] Hour four?

[03:56:26] Oh, there's a shop over there too.

[03:56:31] You said restart, like restart Steam as well?

[03:56:45] Dude, I'm fucking pissed.

[03:56:48] I-

[03:56:49] Hello?

[03:56:52] Yo!

[03:56:53] What is happening to that?

[03:56:55] Like what?

[03:56:56] Okay, next one.

[03:56:57] Oh, is that that woman from, what's it called,

[03:56:59] Mike Wazowski?

[03:57:00] Who the hell is that?

[03:57:01] Carmel?

[03:57:02] Yes, Carmel.

[03:57:04] Carmel, what up, dude?

[03:57:06] I was like, what the fuck does he sound like that?

[03:57:08] Hello, Mike Wazowski?

[03:57:10] Oh, it's God.

[03:57:12] Hey, what's up, dude?

[03:57:14] I'm in a I'm in a fat queue. Yeah, we all are bro. We're in hell right now

[03:57:21] I'm ordering a cheeseburger out of out of anger cheeseburger

[03:57:32] Have you guys played this before you played the playtest or anything? No, I've been waiting

[03:57:37] Yeah

[03:57:39] Yes, chat one cheeseburger you didn't play cod dance or what?

[03:58:05] cheeseburgers. Just two!

[03:58:19] And a glizzy. It can't go wrong with a glizzy.

[03:58:27] Do I want, I don't know if I want a cheeseburger now that I'm looking at it.

[03:58:33] What do I want, bro? Be my belly for two seconds. You are now my belly. What do we want?

[03:58:42] Please help. I am so full. We cannot fit any more. Please God, nothing more. No.

[03:59:09] Oh, mods, let's go ahead and ban a couple people

[03:59:14] just to make a point.

[03:59:17] A break, please, a break, good sir.

[03:59:20] All right.

[03:59:22] I'm huge, I'm huge, I'm huge, I'm huge.

[03:59:26] Okay.

[03:59:27] Oh, Zimpik.

[03:59:47] Any vegetable, literally any, okay?

[03:59:51] Don't kill somebody.

[03:59:55] We can't have nice things

[03:59:58] The log up one minute ago update update update the login queue is getting hammered

[04:00:04] There are currently a small number of players logged in and playing however

[04:00:07] We are seeing a new issue

[04:00:09] We didn't see in the closed alpha due to the sheer volume of logins. We appreciate your patience whilst we work to resolve this

[04:00:18] Then I Q just went down like 40,000 people help me

[04:00:22] God please help me that's I'm responding to that tweet we're dead we're dead we're

[04:00:34] dead the day's over we're dead

[04:00:38] karma hello yeah baby yeah yeah baby yeah

[04:00:50] I'm not doing it. Listen, bro.

[04:00:54] You're talking to a guy who only wears white and black shirts. Okay.

[04:00:57] I cannot do anything. My brain will not let me do anything other than shit here

[04:01:01] until I'm in the game. This guy is so bad. Who do we watch then, bro?

[04:01:05] Who do we watch? Do you go labs?

[04:01:07] Fuck you. Will you stop, Dennis, please?

[04:01:10] I'm currently watching the war dog, Theta, Hutch and Meph go from the left

[04:01:15] to the right side of my screen. Hope and I get to see it land in the

[04:01:18] and I get to see it land in a corner.

[04:01:36] Yes!

[04:01:38] Fuck yeah!

[04:01:40] All right, pull up on the screen.

[04:01:43] New War Dogs 3, is there?

[04:01:45] What did we say?

[04:01:46] Do you not just hear what Hutch said?

[04:01:48] No, I just got back.

[04:01:50] I was like, you care.

[04:01:52] I was away, brother.

[04:01:53] All right, brother.

[04:01:55] All right, brother.

[04:01:56] What did I say?

[04:01:59] I'm thinking about something in the album.

[04:02:00] I'm thinking about hitting you with a hand.

[04:02:03] I'm not a very commuter.

[04:02:04] New problem.

[04:02:04] Yeah.

[04:02:05] That's not helpful.

[04:02:10] What's it say?

[04:02:11] I always get a single sausage.

[04:02:13] And I don't know if you can get a single sausage.

[04:02:15] I don't think you can sing with social honey. What do we do? You have to double sauce. Well, I did double sauce

[04:02:33] I give it a 100 boys any mud

[04:02:38] So I do sound like you're like 90 years old hey

[04:02:41] Yeah, you're not missing anything, buddy. The servers are on fire. Nothing's working. Yeah, we just sit here for two hours.

[04:02:49] It's my rule.

[04:02:50] Well, I think they're waiting for you.

[04:02:53] They're waiting for me. I think, you know, I think...

[04:02:56] No, 11 a.m. to what? That's two hours.

[04:02:59] They're waiting for me, man. They're waiting for me.

[04:03:02] What?

[04:03:03] They're gonna turn it on.

[04:03:04] Yeah?

[04:03:05] Yeah, you can serve the servers on.

[04:03:07] I'm back in queue cash well, sorry, well, maybe the meeting for me download I'd be a downloading right now

[04:03:19] Don't you worry literally been we yeah, it's bad and they're they're saying they're running into new problems

[04:03:24] Because there's so many people trying to queue into the game at the same time whatever

[04:03:29] Yeah

[04:03:32] Oh my god, he's definitely

[04:03:37] I'm sure it'll be a very

[04:03:44] short. Well, you're about to

[04:03:48] start a year and that is only

[04:03:51] going to be longer. So yeah,

[04:03:55] Pete, do not start until we're

[04:03:58] in. Please God. I want to do

[04:04:01] a buddy. I'm sorry. I've got

[04:04:04] I have a bite. Hey

[04:04:06] What do you get? No, no fatty

[04:04:08] What do you get? You married cheeseburgers started signing. Are you worried? Listen, buddy? I got a sandwich. I got a sandwich

[04:04:15] What kind of sandwich? What's on it? Yeah, what's on it?

[04:04:20] Bacon and

[04:04:24] All right, listen boys listen, this is what you got to do

[04:04:26] You have to fully restart the game all that for and then you got to restart your steam fully closed steam

[04:04:34] out restart steam then we go back into the game. I don't know but I'm in I'm jumping in a server

[04:04:43] all right I'll try it I'm coming over to your stream go closing the gate boom fuck all of you

[04:04:49] zombies are coming I don't care how do I okay how do I all right all right he is in he's in

[04:04:56] Okay, I just joined any races, it's crazy.

[04:05:00] All right, I'm getting let's go.

[04:05:04] I joined only seven people it will fill up the server that just reset I'm hoping it'll fill up

[04:05:29] Yeah, it's already filling up already filling up

[04:05:41] Why is everyone following me

[04:05:48] Give me that AK. Oh, I literally can't buy the AK

[04:05:53] SMG, the shotgun, the LMG.

[04:06:00] Yo, what up, what up, what up?

[04:06:04] Yo, what gun do we buy?

[04:06:05] What gun do we buy?

[04:06:06] I'm literally just watching the screen.

[04:06:08] What gun do we buy?

[04:06:09] I don't trust.

[04:06:10] Trust.

[04:06:11] Now I suck.

[04:06:12] What gun do we buy?

[04:06:13] I don't know.

[04:06:14] I got hands for that stick tapper he'll never see coming.

[04:06:17] What the fuck?

[04:06:18] Also, I referred you to my audiologist.

[04:06:20] He said he'd give me double referral points since you're so fat, love you.

[04:06:33] Give me a little something, give me a little something, something.

[04:06:47] Okay.

[04:06:50] I can't do nothing there gear can't put any of that on can't put some of this on

[04:07:00] no I put this on I can put that on all right cool let's go yo let's go pick me

[04:07:09] up give me in there bro let's go let's do this shit

[04:07:20] What's going on with you? How long you been flying?

[04:07:25] I played every day of the Alpha.

[04:07:30] Wow, holy shit. Listen dude, put me in somewhere where I can murder everybody, okay?

[04:07:38] Oh, I'm a high job. You're right in the zone.

[04:07:42] I'm right in their ass.

[04:07:45] Yeah, what he said.

[04:07:47] oh shit so everyone separates evenly across on all sides looking all the

[04:08:06] hell he's flying in to try and get inside the hot point it's just cool

[04:08:17] Oh my gosh, this guy's the real deal.

[04:08:35] Nice job, son.

[04:08:36] I'll see you on the other side.

[04:08:39] I ain't tipping him.

[04:08:40] I ain't tipping him.

[04:08:41] This ain't fucking Arby's.

[04:08:42] This ain't Applebee's.

[04:08:43] You ain't getting no tip from me.

[04:08:46] Good luck, you're doing your job, you don't need a tip.

[04:08:50] We're good, we're good, we're good.

[04:08:51] Get up there, get up there.

[04:08:54] Now do we hold aggressive or do we just play these doors?

[04:09:05] Wait, we're out of the zone boys, we're out of the zone.

[04:09:07] Zone's moving.

[04:09:13] Shit.

[04:09:16] Oh

[04:09:20] Stay in this old Sam is so what the fuck is that?

[04:09:46] Oh

[04:09:49] Holy shit

[04:09:55] So they should be coming from like over in this area

[04:10:03] What up what up

[04:10:08] No, these motherfuckers are gonna be coming from over here bro guaranteed

[04:10:16] They're coming from the northwest side, northwest side.

[04:10:24] Northwest.

[04:10:25] North, east, south, west, northwest.

[04:10:34] Oh, stay with the zone.

[04:10:46] with the zone zone is money zone is money

[04:11:02] shit

[04:11:05] is.

[04:11:15] This was supposed to do right.

[04:11:28] There was alone.

[04:11:32] What's up? What's up? What's up? We stay with the zone, right? That's how we make that money. Oh

[04:11:36] Yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah

[04:11:43] Yo, you sound like vibing

[04:11:48] What the hell was that

[04:11:53] Yeah, that'll happen to the best of us gentlemen, we're on our way

[04:11:56] Yeah, that'll happen boys. That'll happen. Don't worry

[04:12:15] Yo, I'm just like

[04:12:17] Are they gonna come and try and push us off the OBJ?

[04:12:20] I already know Nick is sitting there with his arms crossed like you just fucking pussy gonna do something

[04:12:26] Is this fucking pussy gonna shoot somebody you know

[04:12:35] Like what this what's this 400 pounder doing a 400 pounds just sitting there like he's 400 pounds

[04:12:41] What's this 400 pound guy gonna do?

[04:12:46] That'd be mag I got a Megan

[04:12:52] Like I feel like we're doing the correct thing no one else is

[04:12:56] We've made twenty five hundred dollars doing jack shit

[04:13:03] We shoot him

[04:13:15] Fuck you

[04:13:19] I should have somebody I'm running a gunfight

[04:13:26] I

[04:13:40] Know sights is criminal by the way

[04:13:49] I just I legitimately don't see anything holy fuck

[04:13:53] I can't. I didn't break you.

[04:14:06] Get me out of this area.

[04:14:23] RULE 3

[04:14:25] Rerve 3

[04:14:27] RULE 4

[04:14:29] RULE 5

[04:14:31] RULE 6

[04:14:33] RULE 7

[04:14:35] RULE 8

[04:14:37] RULE 9

[04:14:39] RULE 10

[04:14:41] RULE 12

[04:14:43] RULE 13

[04:14:45] RULE 14

[04:14:47] RULE 11

[04:14:49] RULE 14

[04:14:51] I can play now with a hat!

[04:14:53] Medic!

[04:14:59] Medic!

[04:15:07] Medic!

[04:15:13] They're fucking everywhere.

[04:15:17] They're fucking everywhere.

[04:15:19] Medic, please help me, please!

[04:15:21] Yes!

[04:15:35] Medic!

[04:15:37] Yeah, yeah, I'm breathing that bone.

[04:15:43] I'm giving up.

[04:15:45] I'm out.

[04:15:47] I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'll put on a new kid. I don't care

[04:15:58] Don't say another newbie you piece of shit fuck you

[04:16:08] Okay, I'll pay for that so there is a free gun which is nice

[04:16:12] dude I can't wear any I gotta get a dude I gotta get kills I gotta get kills

[04:16:16] what am I doing what am I doing give me that

[04:16:25] let me in let me in let me in let me in

[04:16:32] go go go

[04:16:36] You got sheets that you will!

[04:16:38] Alright, we're going to pull them up.

[04:16:42] Mets?

[04:16:44] Go, go, go!

[04:16:45] Fuck everybody!

[04:16:46] Fuck you guys!

[04:16:49] Bitch, push it!

[04:16:54] How the hell you got a scope already?

[04:16:59] Yo, ask Gaskin how you got a scope.

[04:17:06] wait what happened how do you get it

[04:17:17] just buy with a sniper at the bottom

[04:17:20] the first sniper sucks but you can put a scope on it

[04:17:23] holy shit okay I'll do that next life

[04:17:32] I'm sort of waiting back after the alpha.

[04:17:36] Scared pretty great.

[04:17:39] I haven't seen nobody yet, but this life is going to be incredible.

[04:17:44] They were all of the...

[04:17:49] They're all over these trees over there.

[04:17:54] I'm looping up.

[04:17:56] Yo, if we go right and up this tree line, we can get eyes on the guys in the trees below.

[04:18:02] Keep your pilot, die.

[04:18:08] Take, I'm going to tip my pilot, how about you suck my balls.

[04:18:13] I better be a mole, I'm going to be Jeff Bezos before I start tipping anybody.

[04:18:25] I shot us.

[04:18:35] Wide flank.

[04:18:51] Oh, bro, this is a burst gun.

[04:18:52] Kill me.

[04:18:54] All right, we should be right behind everybody.

[04:18:56] We'll just tap for now.

[04:18:59] Oh yeah.

[04:19:16] That's not our heli.

[04:19:18] That's not our heli.

[04:19:24] We need to drop off.

[04:19:31] Bro, where is everybody?

[04:20:16] brother watch out oh my gosh the burst down I forgot

[04:20:46] Drop these bitch ass come here.

[04:21:02] Now listen I'm gonna have to grab both your titties and I'm gonna have to rub them together

[04:21:05] you got shot in your your chesticle, chesticle give me one second it's gonna be rubbing

[04:21:10] you left nickel nipple absolutely viciously viciously rubbing your nipple give

[04:21:18] me a nickel and we'll call it even there we go you're welcome yo what's your

[04:21:24] loon watch your loon watch your loon watch out hey hey you killed nothing you

[04:21:32] get nothing you killed nothing you get

[04:21:35] nothing

[04:21:41] oh I'm surviving oh but knocks

[04:22:02] I

[04:22:07] Skunkbuckins all right. Yeah, sir

[04:22:18] Yo, how do I take a second gun this some oh shit

[04:22:32] I'm gonna get sniped out of here.

[04:22:39] Can only get one primary.

[04:22:47] Vass?

[04:22:48] How do I make my money?

[04:22:55] Let's move team!

[04:23:03] Oh, holy shit, they're in the tower.

[04:23:13] the

[04:23:27] I

[04:23:41] Found in the floor I think

[04:23:43] We're coming up there we are coming up and your shit is gonna be my shit

[04:24:13] No!

[04:24:14] Dead, dead, dead!

[04:24:20] That's one more up top, I mean.

[04:24:29] Nice nice nice!

[04:24:31] That's one more up top, right?

[04:24:38] Ah! Ah! Son of a bitch!

[04:24:54] I'm the king of the castle!

[04:24:57] I'm the king!

[04:25:03] Oh!

[04:25:19] Yes!

[04:25:22] Nice!

[04:25:27] This is chief?

[04:25:55] I extract ammo

[04:26:05] What did you have nothing no, we had a better gun. Oh

[04:26:08] oh we got to get the sniper oh we're getting paid baby just getting

[04:26:31] They're getting sniped underneath me!

[04:26:33] They're getting sniped underneath me!

[04:26:45] Use the binocs?

[04:27:01] How is that guy alive no way

[04:27:21] Yo, what's up, bro, what's up, what's up? You got a sniper on you? All right, all right

[04:27:26] I

[04:27:28] Know you might if I try it out can I try it out?

[04:27:32] Okay, never mind am I too too too far he did not give a crap. No, he didn't care. He didn't care. It's okay

[04:27:37] It's okay. Oh

[04:27:41] What's that? Oh?

[04:27:44] Thank you for offering

[04:27:56] Help!

[04:28:03] Help!

[04:28:06] Help!

[04:28:08] Help!

[04:28:12] Oh my gosh!

[04:28:21] I got shot I was looking I got shot oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh

[04:28:42] Oh, shit. Oh my god.

[04:28:45] Sniper!

[04:29:01] It's just like I can't really do anything in there.

[04:29:06] I can't really do anything in there.

[04:29:12] Nothing up there but pain and death.

[04:29:23] Nothing.

[04:29:24] Yep.

[04:29:25] I'll try to tell you.

[04:29:29] Every man for themselves?

[04:29:30] Every man for themselves.

[04:29:31] What do we need to go right now?

[04:29:43] There's shots, enemy shots ahead.

[04:29:51] I don't really know too much, that's not wrong at all.

[04:30:06] I hit him twice bro, what the fuck is this?

[04:30:09] Give me a fucking sight!

[04:30:12] Why am I having to shoot my iron, you bastard?

[04:30:21] I'm out of ammo, bro

[04:30:32] Bitch

[04:30:37] Oh, I can't live bro, I gotta be someone man

[04:30:51] for anyone near me yeah we got somebody nearest I'll be using this cyber

[04:31:15] Bro 100%

[04:31:18] It's literally I can already predict all today will be is just sniper vs. Sniper everywhere

[04:31:25] Today is going to be nothing but snipers man

[04:31:30] Which I'm cool with

[04:31:38] My man my man

[04:31:42] Yo, did you kill that guy who snipe me?

[04:31:45] oh shit hey it's probably god he's probably got

[04:31:57] yo are you guys in yet

[04:32:03] oh sorry okay I'll be back up and go fuck myself sorry guys I just want to

[04:32:12] shoot one bullet at a person yeah mother fucker it's it's the first day I've

[04:32:17] played the game you jackass fuck you fuck you fuck you I'm muting I'm muting

[04:32:24] fuck you now we're gonna go loot that body

[04:32:34] Yeah, I'm in there's a guy over here that I killed on a loop on the hill

[04:32:56] You're just sitting there holding that body on the hill that I'm going to are you fucking serious

[04:33:04] No suckers got me! I'm down!

[04:33:10] Guys, he's across the map! I'm saved! Somebody help!

[04:33:17] Alright, you know what? I don't care. I'm giving up. I'm getting the sniper.

[04:33:23] Giving up, getting the sniper.

[04:33:27] This guy's across the map, holding an angle behind a fucking shipping container. Suck my...

[04:33:33] BALLS!

[04:33:39] Give me all the ammo, bro. I'm not dying. I'm not dying. It is what it is. I'm just not gonna die.

[04:33:47] Okay, so we actually need to like get shit. We need to get shit. Unlock 10,000.

[04:33:57] Fuck yeah.

[04:34:03] I don't plan on dying okay so we got that gear set fuck it we're gonna wear level one armor

[04:34:23] everyone he's saying stupid you're gonna have to unlock this shit at some point everyone's in

[04:34:30] Wait boys, you're in oh my gosh wait, so should I back out of this game?

[04:34:39] Yes, I should right

[04:34:42] Bro, I feel like if I back out I might lose all this money

[04:34:51] Yeah, fuck this money bro fuck this money

[04:35:00] Yeah, I'm leaving game right now.

[04:35:07] Yeah, I'll leave.

[04:35:10] Yo, the game feels good.

[04:35:17] Alright, how do I...

[04:35:21] Leave the game right now.

[04:35:26] Fuck you, leave the game.

[04:35:29] Twirl you can't oh god, uh, but that's the last part of me. How do I invite you? I don't think we can't invite you

[04:35:36] I think we have to I

[04:35:38] Think we have to all join a server together

[04:35:42] Yeah

[04:35:49] I'd be doing the same chat no party we have to join the state of the server together

[04:35:53] I'm thinking oh bro we need to we need to like get in there cuz all the servers are almost at a hundred

[04:36:10] Well watch watch every time like two seconds. Yep. They let me

[04:36:15] Carmel a clock and peanut on the same time. They got it right. So I got like there's gonna be so many new servers

[04:36:50] down me to capture the zone I earned a point. Where's Cloaksy? He's got to be done there's

[04:36:58] like nothing else after that. Where's Cloaksy? He's in raid. In raid like in Tarkov? Wait,

[04:37:17] in the tutorial like me I think. What's he do? Yo bro I'm joining another server.

[04:37:28] I'm joining another server.

[04:37:35] I guess it really doesn't- I'm in the final round. It doesn't matter.

[04:37:41] Like as long as I make money it doesn't matter I can leave it any time before my next run,

[04:37:46] right? I'm supposed to die. I just give up and I'm done.

[04:38:04] Yeah, dude, I kind of already think that I can feel the drive to play the game and

[04:38:10] want to unlock shit, you know?

[04:38:16] Yeah, I'm dying a little bit not playing. I'm not gonna lie. I am dying a little bit

[04:38:31] not playing. I'm dying a little bit.

[04:38:36] all these dollars.

[04:38:38] Carpe, do I have to go on speed?

[04:38:40] I think I do, right?

[04:38:42] I don't know. I know I have that ass.

[04:38:44] We can't add each other.

[04:38:46] We have to all join the same server

[04:38:48] and then link up in the game.

[04:38:50] I'll be right back when I'm ready.

[04:38:54] Carpe's almost out of story.

[04:38:56] Easy.

[04:39:06] I'm surprised.

[04:39:18] It's like rust.

[04:39:28] Yeah.

[04:39:29] That's all.

[04:39:31] if you guys ever tell me to leave and to link up with the boys ever again I'm gonna fucking punch you in the neck okay I'm

[04:39:56] I'ma punch you in the neck.

[04:39:59] You guys always do this.

[04:40:02] You scream at me and you tell me to join people

[04:40:05] and all of these dumbasses aren't even through the tutorial!

[04:40:11] Okay, dumbass!

[04:40:12] Wait!

[04:40:13] This is Jarl's fault.

[04:40:14] This is all of your fault.

[04:40:15] Mott, I want you to scroll up.

[04:40:18] And every single person that said back out,

[04:40:21] ban them for 10 minutes.

[04:40:23] And I better see a row of bands coming in.

[04:40:27] I better see a fucking wave of the people who said,

[04:40:32] back out, the boys are ready.

[04:40:34] I want them all banned for 10 minutes.

[04:40:36] Sit them in the corner.

[04:40:38] Sit them in the corner.

[04:40:39] We broke rule number one.

[04:40:42] And I'm not getting back out there

[04:40:44] until the boys are completely ready.

[04:40:45] We're going back in.

[04:40:48] We're going back in.

[04:40:49] Also, we did lose the sniper kit.

[04:40:52] So thank you, everybody.

[04:40:54] It was really a conjoined effort to fuck my ass.

[04:40:58] I hope it was cozy.

[04:40:59] I hope you enjoyed it.

[04:41:01] I hope it was a good time.

[04:41:03] I hope you guys enjoyed fucking me.

[04:41:08] You guys spend money to make a welcome to Baccaroni, son.

[04:41:12] A limited time offer just for you.

[04:41:14] All right.

[04:41:16] We're doing a sniper run.

[04:41:18] If the boys are actually ready

[04:41:20] and they're about to join a server,

[04:41:22] I will back out, but not as second before then.

[04:41:34] Flash damage, okay.

[04:41:39] Gear.

[04:41:50] Okay, that's that.

[04:41:52] We need...

[04:41:55] ...beds.

[04:41:58] 2000 run off the rip. Fuck yeah.

[04:42:02] And we need a scope.

[04:42:05] Let's rock.

[04:42:10] Get the fuck out of the way!

[04:42:15] Bro.

[04:42:22] Let me in, let me in!

[04:42:34] I only have 20 shots.

[04:42:36] Well, 20 shots is all we get.

[04:42:39] I should have gotten so much more.

[04:42:43] Shit.

[04:42:45] Not good.

[04:42:48] Well, 20 shots, 20 kills.

[04:42:51] count all we got to do is get the money back that we wasted

[04:43:51] I'm running as someone with a sniper and

[04:44:21] If I die, I will say back up

[04:44:42] Nick send chat over whenever you're restarting

[04:44:46] Okay

[04:44:48] We got to get our money back boys. We got to get our money back.

[04:44:52] We got to get our money back.

[04:44:58] So where, so the zone's 214 meters away.

[04:45:05] So we got to get, I guarantee you, I guarantee you,

[04:45:10] people are going to be up in this tower, 100% up in this tower.

[04:45:14] tower. I already hear him.

[04:45:25] No? This tower?

[04:45:36] I see that guy. If he peeks, I'll hold left.

[04:45:44] Oh

[04:45:46] Bro you fucking missed oh

[04:45:51] Bottom right to bottom of tower

[04:45:58] Up into the left side tower again I

[04:46:03] Really got a way to stop moving the bullet flight time is fucking long

[04:46:11] 18

[04:46:14] What if I could rotate and get an angle on these guys?

[04:46:26] I

[04:46:29] We do like a wide swing get a little give a little spot

[04:46:36] I mean that guy's gonna get surrounded I think

[04:46:45] We get a little angle right over here I feel like I'm playing the aisle with all the ambient noises

[04:46:56] Are you landing?

[04:47:03] Are you landing?

[04:47:05] where they just land that guy at

[04:47:32] Where's this guy going?

[04:47:38] Spot them and mark them wait with what how do I mark them?

[04:47:48] There

[04:47:53] How's that not a kill how was that guy alive in any way shape and form

[04:47:59] How is that guy alive in any way, shape, and form?

[04:48:12] So snipers are just not headshots?

[04:48:14] Headshots are not kills.

[04:48:16] That's what's going on?

[04:48:18] Bro, there's no way!

[04:48:20] That was in the fucking head!

[04:48:21] 100% was in the head.

[04:48:24] I got to relocate.

[04:48:43] Wait you guys are, you guys truly think that those weren't headshots actually?

[04:48:47] Hey, maybe I'm crazy.

[04:48:57] I don't know. That one I guess is a mess.

[04:49:09] I don't like it. I don't like that. I don't like the game right now.

[04:49:13] It's really pissing me off. How in the fuck are people taking shots like that? Hello, I think they're killing them. Oh

[04:49:24] When a bridge when a bridge I

[04:49:26] Don't understand how I am not winning that how these people aren't dying I

[04:49:33] Literally saw blood come out of the dude's fucking noggin. How is he not dead?

[04:49:43] It's not huge bro bro you guys are saying bullet drop it wasn't you can literally see

[04:49:55] the blood come out of his fucking dome piece what are you guys saying bullet drop for you

[04:50:00] can see the blood splatter out of his fucking head what are you talking about what are you

[04:50:07] what are you saying what are you saying

[04:50:20] okay perfect jump in the alley

[04:50:25] Come on.

[04:50:35] Yes, sir.

[04:50:54] No, helmets and armor don't mean nothing. I'll take the headshot.

[04:50:57] No helmet, no armor. We take that shit all day for breakfast.

[04:51:03] We kind of look sick.

[04:51:16] No, we unlocked armor and shit.

[04:51:24] I

[04:51:33] Yo, we got to make this easier to fucking mute people we about to be slur central today

[04:51:38] I can already tell you we are gonna hear it hear it hear it I

[04:51:46] Guarantee you people gonna start swinging it within the minute

[04:51:54] The fuck was that noise?

[04:52:19] All right, we need money we're gonna go to the hopefully the hot zone and just hold that

[04:52:29] bitch down over in the bitch.

[04:52:32] So are we close enough now where we're getting the money worth?

[04:52:36] Are we are we making money right now?

[04:52:49] I

[04:53:02] Guys got smoked

[04:53:05] Yes, bro, I'm not tipping anybody fuck you fuck you fuck you that was good tips not till I got money, bro

[04:53:13] hell no

[04:53:19] Let's move buildings. I don't like this building

[04:53:35] So this is what everyone's fighting for right now this HZ

[04:53:43] Let's get up in this building see if we can get some schnapper shots

[04:53:49] I wish I had a little pistola that's close as fuck

[04:54:00] It's not a, guess that was a back shot.

[04:54:20] It's not a headshot either, okay?

[04:54:32] I'm gonna get pushed.

[04:54:35] Okay, still have not killed anyone yet.

[04:54:42] There we go.

[04:54:50] fuck it's a two-shot wait what do you mean it's a two-shot oh like no matter

[04:55:00] what even if it's a headshot it's a two-shot

[04:55:04] I'm again this is perfect for me I'm just gonna get so many points he's gonna make

[04:55:30] some money boys that's how we make it

[04:55:40] bang

[04:55:46] bang

[04:55:54] come on baby

[04:56:00] it another shot no now that no headshots don't fucking matter I can go

[04:56:15] for him later

[04:56:20] Don't come up here, bro

[04:56:38] Me another shot come on in the building third floor

[04:56:45] Third floor right side far right window

[04:56:50] of

[04:56:57] the

[04:57:04] death of

[04:57:07] the

[04:57:12] death of

[04:57:14] the

[04:57:16] all the way top hit that guy in the back top floor all the way on roof nice bottom

[04:57:25] floor and second floor

[04:57:32] left side on the balcony right window top floor left window as well

[04:57:46] Oh, yeah, it's money-making season boys

[04:58:07] Okay

[04:58:09] uh

[04:58:15] Wait we can call an airstrike from here oh no i wish

[04:58:19] oh yeah our boy's sneaking up try and watch over him

[04:58:27] those guys ran away it looks like

[04:58:29] A lot of money.

[04:58:39] Nothing there.

[04:58:44] Might be time to move.

[04:58:47] What do you guys think?

[04:58:49] Yeah, we paid for this kit and some.

[04:58:51] Holy shit.

[04:58:52] Or do we just stay here?

[04:58:58] Oh, they're still over there. We're at where you seen them?

[04:59:08] Stay okay. Oh, you think that oh you think they're gonna come back

[04:59:12] oh at the bottom shit nice voice yeah they're fucking psychopath they're running out

[04:59:40] Nice nice

[04:59:52] Well see anybody

[04:59:56] No, you can parachute I have no idea

[05:00:04] Oh

[05:00:06] oh yeah far right side in middle I had no idea no I can lock in lock in

[05:00:30] Yeah, I saw that guy. I saw that guy. Get ready to hit on him. He's dead.

[05:00:37] Nice, nice.

[05:00:43] These guys are in hell over here in this building, man.

[05:00:46] I've been starving them the whole time. How much money have you guys racked up?

[05:00:54] Nice.

[05:00:56] Nice.

[05:01:00] 17,000. 17 fucking crayons. I'm just sniping these fools. They still there?

[05:01:11] Yeah, he has a move.

[05:01:13] I need to go left in the middle.

[05:01:15] Yo, boys. Are you guys out of the radio? I don't know.

[05:01:19] No, being one.

[05:01:21] Yo, I'm sniping right now. I found a good spot. I have made $17,000 by just sniping people.

[05:01:29] Over it over and over again. Are you sitting in the yellow zone?

[05:01:33] Yes, I sit in the in the capture zone

[05:01:35] I snipe a motherfucker and I let his boy resume then I snipe him again. It just reds and repeat

[05:01:42] Was that from?

[05:01:44] Wait, what happened what happened Nick?

[05:01:47] What are you in our game? No

[05:01:49] He's hanging up. I give up in the game. Yeah, I was calling for help

[05:01:52] Oh, okay

[05:01:54] You got a snipe, you got a snipe.

[05:01:57] You can, you can at level one.

[05:01:59] Take the sniper, this is the meta bro.

[05:02:02] Take the sniper class, and then put a scope on the first sniper to two shot kill, and

[05:02:07] sometimes you can one tap to the head, and it is probably 17,000 in this one life.

[05:02:15] Oh shit, the fucking tank.

[05:02:21] Alright, let me back up.

[05:02:25] Yo, what what do we what do we do about that tank boys? There's a guy right behind it

[05:02:33] Hit that guy once

[05:02:44] Yeah, they are yeah, they are

[05:02:48] All counts listen boys. Hey you stay here. I'm gonna get your back on the other roof in case they push okay

[05:02:54] All right, this is a this is a master class and manipulation boys lock in we're gonna use those guys, okay

[05:03:05] There we've already burned that roof all these guys are pissed they want to come and kill us

[05:03:09] So what do we do? We take the roof that sits above our own teammates

[05:03:15] So even when they inevitably get pushed and murdered we will be up here

[05:03:21] To kill the people who murdered them

[05:03:24] maximum money you gotta close the store please God right are those guys are still

[05:03:35] gonna be getting stared at and now we will get to shoot for free hopefully

[05:03:40] here oh nope the guy instantly looks at me those terrible hi baby thank you

[05:03:52] Thank you, baby

[05:04:05] I have a huge feeling oh my gosh you got me enough food woman. Thank you guys. This is the most fear I've ever seen

[05:04:15] Thank you, baby. That looks really good. Yeah, let's say

[05:04:20] You land that chopper up there

[05:04:22] Guys, I'm not gonna lie. If this guy isn't in the stream, I'd suck my own winger.

[05:04:26] This guy is 100% in the stream.

[05:04:29] There's no way I rotate over here, and he's shooting me instead of my team.

[05:04:35] Ah, give me that.

[05:04:38] Guy's hit.

[05:04:45] Ah, here we go.

[05:04:46] What man, can I not be delusional in peace you fucking pussy?

[05:04:53] Am I not allowed to complain without you getting all but riled up?

[05:04:58] Is that possible?

[05:05:02] You guys just watched me move to another building and shot me man.

[05:05:05] I'm gonna complain a little bit.

[05:05:09] Where's this guy at bro?

[05:05:10] Where's this guy at?

[05:05:11] Yo, what the fuck?

[05:05:15] one I hit this all day all day I'm guaranteed to hit it no no bro get a

[05:05:27] a fucking job honestly you loser

[05:05:38] I'm gonna die for this it's my own teammate shooting me Johnny Rico isn't

[05:05:49] that is that not my own teammate just shooting me in the back

[05:05:58] Yeah, he's green

[05:06:04] Who's the guy directly behind me that's red I thought that was my teammate

[05:06:13] Hey good life good life great life

[05:06:18] All right boys, I'm ready I'm ready if you guys die we should all get the same server now

[05:06:22] Now you want to play now now you want to know don't don't say that don't say that don't you say that I waited

[05:06:28] We're trying there, man. No, no, don't say that

[05:06:31] I'll go for you. I'm backed out

[05:06:38] Bro I guess fall neck I have 31,000 now, bro

[05:06:44] Someone else might have a bro this night, bro. I'm telling you you get this spot and you just print

[05:06:52] We can't even do the chopper thing unless people buy them.

[05:06:55] Like this is people buying choppers.

[05:06:57] Yeah.

[05:06:58] That should cost 3K.

[05:07:01] Or.

[05:07:06] I can fly.

[05:07:08] But you ain't in my game, man.

[05:07:11] You don't love me.

[05:07:12] Type shit, type shit.

[05:07:18] These towers.

[05:07:19] There's like towers, though.

[05:07:22] Is that a jet?

[05:07:25] No way.

[05:07:25] They got jets?

[05:07:27] Like, scorpions?

[05:07:28] You're like, I was just-

[05:07:29] All right, you let me know when you're ready, Nick.

[05:07:30] You let me know when you're ready, okay?

[05:07:32] Okay, I'm gonna go, I, I'm gonna be,

[05:07:34] it's not-

[05:07:35] I'm gonna be just the one more spawn.

[05:07:36] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:07:37] Last life, bro, last life.

[05:07:37] Flue me into a building, bro.

[05:07:38] All right, one more spawn.

[05:07:40] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:07:41] All right.

[05:07:42] I think Pete's about to be ready.

[05:07:43] I think Pete's about to be ready.

[05:07:44] So I'm gonna back out of this madness.

[05:07:45] Yeah, I'm gonna back out.

[05:07:46] I'm ready for the boys.

[05:07:48] I'll be, I'll pull you up.

[05:07:51] I'm as well, babe.

[05:07:52] We're just waiting for them.

[05:07:54] Okay, okay.

[05:07:54] Okay, we're on last life, we're on last life.

[05:07:56] Last life, last life.

[05:07:57] Okay, you get it, queen.

[05:07:58] You get it.

[05:07:59] I'm a slay queen.

[05:08:01] I got you pulled up on the big screen, Nick.

[05:08:03] Show it.

[05:08:04] Show it.

[05:08:07] We slay.

[05:08:08] Double frappe.

[05:08:10] We're cream.

[05:08:10] Oh my god.

[05:08:11] We're cream.

[05:08:12] Oh my god.

[05:08:13] Oh my god.

[05:08:14] Oh my god.

[05:08:15] He's a slay.

[05:08:16] Ladies!

[05:08:17] No you can't!

[05:08:19] Jack, over under he gets three kills, over under.

[05:08:23] Mods, put up the Gamba.

[05:08:25] Three kills, over under.

[05:08:28] You know it!

[05:08:31] Gamba Mods, hurry, hurry, hurry!

[05:08:36] Who's violating this thing?

[05:08:39] Enough, man!

[05:08:41] Is it you?

[05:08:42] Are you hearing me?

[05:08:44] Bro?

[05:08:45] I'm not gonna lie

[05:09:04] I want you to know that you were getting called slurs by a lot of different people in the chat right now because they just bet on you getting

[05:09:11] Three kills and you died to a tree

[05:09:13] What was that?

[05:09:18] What?

[05:09:19] Fuck.

[05:09:20] You're buying me, man.

[05:09:21] Wait.

[05:09:22] Wait, are you back?

[05:09:23] Wait, are we backing up making a new game or am I just trying to do it again?

[05:09:25] No, so we should do what we did.

[05:09:26] We should do what we did.

[05:09:27] Find a server, P.

[05:09:28] No, no, you do it.

[05:09:29] You do it.

[05:09:30] Okay.

[05:09:31] All right.

[05:09:32] Sounds good.

[05:09:33] Give me a second.

[05:09:34] Wait, I'm just gonna try to join you.

[05:09:36] I'm just gonna wait.

[05:09:37] We can't.

[05:09:38] We can't.

[05:09:39] We can't.

[05:09:40] We can't.

[05:09:41] Just do this.

[05:09:42] No, he just doesn't listen.

[05:09:44] He doesn't listen.

[05:09:45] He doesn't listen.

[05:09:46] He doesn't listen.

[05:09:47] No, we were already, we're not in that game, which is why you can join up.

[05:09:51] What do you mean?

[05:09:53] Just back out and join this server.

[05:09:55] Do you guys see that server?

[05:09:57] What do we?

[05:09:58] What server?

[05:09:59] That server, I put it in the clean room one chat.

[05:10:03] In room one chat, that server.

[05:10:05] Can we all join?

[05:10:07] I'm joining.

[05:10:09] No, it's not how it works, but we join and if we join you.

[05:10:13] Okay, fine. I just join, join me now.

[05:10:16] Ooh, got about a bottle of Robert's 7-11.

[05:10:19] Join you.

[05:10:20] Why, why is your game?

[05:10:22] I'm loading that, Pledge.

[05:10:23] What, what, uh, you can go blue.

[05:10:25] Green, green, green, green, green.

[05:10:27] Green, green, green, green, green.

[05:10:28] Potatoes, tomatoes, lamb, chicken.

[05:10:30] Kill them!

[05:10:32] Wait, wait, now I'm joining Hunts again. Where's Klocian?

[05:10:35] He's, he's dead to us, man. He's full-muted.

[05:10:38] You think the server with nobody

[05:10:58] Green

[05:11:08] I have to all right. We got green

[05:11:12] Karma P

[05:11:14] It's not letting me join

[05:11:15] The way that's in my squad

[05:11:18] How I do it you squad you're in my squad already somehow. Oh, okay. Well, that's good enough your name

[05:11:26] Okay karma's in my squad. We're just waiting for yo Nick. Can you play the game, bro?

[05:11:38] Let him hang out.

[05:11:39] I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.

[05:11:40] But where?

[05:11:41] Oh, there's Carbide.

[05:11:42] I don't agree with me.

[05:11:45] Are you not a squad?

[05:11:46] Yeah, you didn't do it on actual squad, though.

[05:11:49] OK, how do I do it?

[05:11:50] Idiot.

[05:11:51] I see where you're at.

[05:11:52] Are you on green?

[05:11:53] Do you want squad?

[05:11:54] I'm in.

[05:11:56] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[05:11:57] He's in.

[05:11:57] We locked the squad.

[05:11:58] Locked the squad.

[05:11:58] I locked the squad.

[05:11:59] Locked the squad.

[05:12:00] Locked the squad.

[05:12:01] Let the squad lock the squad.

[05:12:02] I'm in!

[05:12:03] OK, come by, come by.

[05:12:04] Shit, buy shit.

[05:12:05] You can't do it, yeah.

[05:12:06] Wait, where?

[05:12:07] Seven seconds weekend

[05:12:10] They're probably set us

[05:12:29] Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[05:12:37] GG's

[05:12:40] Behind you says the sniping is crazy or sniping is the best and listen go to the sniper grab it you put a scope on it

[05:12:47] Okay

[05:12:50] And we're gonna go in the middle of nowhere you don't need any armor you don't need any armor

[05:12:55] Just grab some

[05:12:58] Grab some meds

[05:13:00] Sniper a lot of bullets and meds

[05:13:07] is mad every single time we watch the play of the last hour I'm just such a

[05:13:10] man buddy hey peanut you mind stuck in my fucking dick you want to do that for

[05:13:14] me are you the LeBron James of this game as well

[05:13:21] Not a racist name all closest in here, too

[05:13:34] Yeah, true all right, how are we getting there?

[05:13:38] You're already over there Nick you crackhead we got to go somewhere together

[05:13:59] I tell you peanut, but you can

[05:14:08] I'm buying a car I'm buying a car. No, no, no, I need a lot. You can lock it for squad only

[05:14:14] It's like a house lose ammo. I need lose ammo. How do I put loose a one right back back?

[05:14:22] Karma you buy a car you buy a car. I'm poor

[05:14:27] You buy a car you buy a car you got this bro. I'm eating right now

[05:14:31] $1,700. You see an SUV anywhere?

[05:14:38] No, we have an SUV. Carmages bought an SUV. Come to us.

[05:14:51] Parking lot. Parking lot. This is mine.

[05:14:58] All right, we're driving. We're in the area

[05:15:16] You mother fucker

[05:15:21] No, I'm not dead I'm alive a couple cuts, but I'm alive

[05:15:28] I think that for you, I think that.

[05:15:38] Yeah, look at the map over here.

[05:15:44] Here in the car, right?

[05:15:45] Here in the car.

[05:15:46] All right, karma, give me...

[05:15:50] This is where this is the hot zone?

[05:15:53] What the fuck?

[05:15:55] What?

[05:15:56] What?

[05:15:57] Spin it

[05:15:59] Hey, you want to go the way no we're going into this let's go to the circle. Let's go contest this, but

[05:16:05] We have it bro. We're first ones there now, but that's where we gotta go. That's where we make money

[05:16:22] Okay

[05:16:27] Don't wait there!

[05:16:30] Oh god, all right. This guy's got his license.

[05:16:33] Dude, you guys made me drive. I just said he's eating.

[05:16:36] We should die again.

[05:16:38] I can't drive yet.

[05:16:39] I'm not quite done yet.

[05:16:40] I'm told I'm done.

[05:16:41] I'm done.

[05:16:43] Food done! Food done!

[05:16:46] Oh, that was so good.

[05:16:52] Oh, I'm down. I'm trying to drain the zone.

[05:16:57] We're dead

[05:17:05] Not sure at all

[05:17:21] Honestly, I'm pretty much already dead. Oh, we should maybe take this no the towers on the circle fuck

[05:17:27] all blue it's all blue yeah we should get up in these moments all right give me

[05:17:32] out give me out yeah it's just like that one in the blue hold on no wait wait

[05:17:37] hold on give me this fucking car hutch I hear you know I hear you oh Jesus I'm

[05:17:42] on one time literally what someone just ran me over how do I use my bandage

[05:17:50] someone just ran me all my suit is ran me over I suit out of the car

[05:17:56] press four right click we're going out we're going into this building let's hold

[05:18:01] it down yeah we want bro we honestly we wanted to go to this yellow circle that's

[05:18:07] what matters is the yellow circle inside this big circle but you know fuck it so

[05:18:13] this gun doesn't take a mag you just reload it no reload it's the blaze

[05:18:17] Except one shot

[05:18:33] Come on karma, we gotta get over there. Are we are we green? Yeah

[05:18:40] We gotta go to that HD

[05:18:47] I'm coming boys.

[05:18:55] Tim is on his way as well.

[05:18:56] Oh god, we're going to have to do all this again.

[05:18:58] No, no, he can just join us, I think.

[05:19:01] Right click, join.

[05:19:02] Yeah, I'll just have to sit in the queue for a second.

[05:19:06] Yeah.

[05:19:07] Oh, guys, can I like, can I like Master Chief flip a vehicle?

[05:19:13] the way I crashed the car was red. Yeah but you can reposition it but you'll have to repair it I think.

[05:19:20] Oh yeah. I flipped the vehicle by accident I just got to flip it over and put it back.

[05:19:25] Oh I thought you were a great driver. I thought he was a great driver.

[05:19:30] No, it was whatever settings that Karma put into the car.

[05:19:35] I

[05:19:48] Just got fucking shot man. No you didn't yes, bro. Yeah, I'm coming. I'm where I don't know. I don't know but they're watching

[05:20:02] Like it sounds 170 meters

[05:20:05] I

[05:20:08] Just shot it again. He's in the tower on the left

[05:20:12] It's on the right. I think the other tower. Yeah, I think it was big-ass tower. I don't know

[05:20:18] I'm coming. I don't see anyone up there

[05:20:25] To the ttk close you close you karma right on you right on you

[05:20:30] I

[05:20:55] Hit him once back out of that hill same spot as the first kill

[05:21:00] I'm healing.

[05:21:01] Nice.

[05:21:02] There's a scope aims in.

[05:21:04] How do you lay down?

[05:21:07] Control.

[05:21:08] These people don't run.

[05:21:12] We got a road.

[05:21:13] We got to push back.

[05:21:14] We got to get some more range.

[05:21:16] Is that a guy?

[05:21:21] Yeah.

[05:21:22] Oh.

[05:21:23] It's our boy.

[05:21:26] I'm looking over this hill for you.

[05:21:28] in this fucking scream bro oh my god I don't need to I don't need to hear nothing I don't

[05:21:40] need to hear nothing

[05:21:43] I

[05:21:47] Yeah bird

[05:21:50] To my big hutch over there

[05:21:54] How is that a miss man?

[05:22:02] We're getting pushed careful my gun isn't working

[05:22:11] On

[05:22:13] I'm going for something here. It's probably gonna give me kill

[05:22:33] Come on, give me up here. It's a coin flip, but if we get up here, we're going to kill everybody

[05:22:43] of

[05:22:50] the

[05:22:54] bank

[05:22:59] and everyone but you're a

[05:23:05] bank of the

[05:23:10] No, the problem already with this game is that you can't like you require the helicopter

[05:23:20] to get a spawn but these idiots keep flipping them in our base.

[05:23:24] Okay, I'm gonna die.

[05:23:26] I'm gonna go ahead and die.

[05:23:28] Yes.

[05:23:29] I will fly.

[05:23:30] Stop, stop, stop, stop.

[05:23:31] No.

[05:23:32] No.

[05:23:33] No, no, no, no.

[05:23:34] No.

[05:23:35] No.

[05:23:36] No.

[05:23:37] No.

[05:23:38] No.

[05:23:39] No.

[05:23:40] I

[05:23:47] Worked it boys

[05:23:48] Get out of the helicopter. He doesn't know how to fly

[05:23:52] Hey guys guys office. I'll get us there everybody be be at that at the spot

[05:24:00] I would be by my last oh, there we go

[05:24:02] I

[05:24:09] Take one of these guys

[05:24:19] I'm coming. I'm coming. Don't leave me. You loud mother fuckers. I was in hell

[05:24:32] Good life good life good life

[05:24:39] No, you get unlucky for squad only

[05:24:48] Don't leave me don't leave me. Don't let these fucking heathens in don't leave me. Don't leave me. I'm coming

[05:24:55] Don't let him in time off. I just feel who

[05:25:00] Who else needs a ride? I'm coming. I'm coming. Where are you? I don't know where Hutch is

[05:25:06] I'm all I'm here. Don't leave me. Don't leave me. Where you at?

[05:25:13] Yo, Nick you better watch every fucking word you're gonna say buddy

[05:25:16] Wait, I can't get in why can't I get in because there's a lot to talk to go ahead good

[05:25:21] Go go go go go go go go go go go I mean I mean go go go go go go go go

[05:25:26] I want to take it off for taking

[05:25:28] I bought an extra fucking scope

[05:25:31] Oh no

[05:25:33] I don't want to show you some speakers that don't even work

[05:25:35] Shift shift

[05:25:37] Stop it

[05:25:39] It's not the only thing you don't know

[05:25:41] Let's go

[05:25:43] Shut up you little thing get away from us

[05:25:45] Shut up you little thing get away from us

[05:25:47] Now now now

[05:25:49] You need his left and right.

[05:25:53] He best... I'm not going to drink a sandwich on the ground.

[05:25:56] I'm not even kidding. Do not throw this one away.

[05:25:59] Keep that safe.

[05:26:04] Save everything. Don't throw that shit away.

[05:26:07] I don't have one. I don't have one.

[05:26:09] Don't Mr. Bricks, you do it, big guy. I can see that you do it on the right side.

[05:26:12] Oh, I got a parachute. I'll get it.

[05:26:13] You're not the only one to hit a helicopter with a parachute.

[05:26:16] From where can't tell you local spot?

[05:26:18] Oh

[05:26:29] What the fuck are you saying right now do not kill me

[05:26:34] We nicknick swap seats

[05:26:48] Wait, no, I'm not ready. I don't have a parachute

[05:27:00] Mother fucker

[05:27:18] and the seat right in the air.

[05:27:20] See another button to go down.

[05:27:23] Control.

[05:27:28] Oh, we're so dead.

[05:27:30] Is anybody going to look down?

[05:27:32] No.

[05:27:33] Yeah, I'll look down.

[05:27:35] Oh, please.

[05:27:37] I know.

[05:27:39] I know.

[05:27:41] I know.

[05:27:42] I know.

[05:27:43] I know.

[05:27:44] I know.

[05:27:45] I know.

[05:27:46] I'm not tipping you any money I'm not tipping you anybody fuck you

[05:28:31] I

[05:28:34] Nice oh

[05:28:37] Stupid bitch another one another sniper right next to us. Yeah, it's so cold

[05:28:41] I got you. Oh, fuck you. You left me. You literally said fuck this shit. I'm out

[05:28:50] I see him I see him I see him I

[05:28:55] Need your pain I need your pain. I need your pain alive

[05:29:01] Thank you, there's someone else

[05:29:07] I'm getting sniped

[05:29:09] There's a lot of them. There's a lot of them people careful. Yeah

[05:29:13] I'm gonna drag him. I'm gonna drag him. I'm gonna drag me with your button to drag with your button to drag

[05:29:16] What's about to drag?

[05:29:25] I gotta bring a pistol from now on the right with the right with the right

[05:29:32] I'm looking

[05:29:38] I see the guy behind you got to get a much. Yeah, okay one once

[05:29:59] And another one wants

[05:30:01] No way, I was he was late done is he low health karma quick-scope him or no

[05:30:20] He's right here

[05:30:31] Let's roll.

[05:30:36] Guys, can I buy?

[05:30:42] Don't give up, eh?

[05:30:44] The hand warmers?

[05:30:46] I'm back here.

[05:30:48] Yeah, there's defense.

[05:30:50] There's defense, eh?

[05:30:53] I think an oxygen mask or something.

[05:30:57] Guys, it's not looking good.

[05:30:59] Are you yeah, I think we're good. Yeah, yeah, I'd be worth it. I'm full back it up

[05:31:13] Because just by just by bringing us somewhere I'm pretty sure you get paid for that

[05:31:19] I'm thinking big of the best. All right. I'll be car. Bye. Bye. It's another helicopter. Okay. We're going in

[05:31:27] I

[05:31:29] Hope there's a decent on top of these helicopters otherwise you'd be a thousand helicopters by the time it keeps up

[05:31:33] So are we are we against like another team like do we win and lose or is it just like our individual catch?

[05:31:40] Chas the discord loud for you guys or is it low?

[05:31:42] I don't know what's going on

[05:31:47] Are you positive cash this one or no? Oh, yeah, are you?

[05:31:52] Are you really? I'm in the hole, bro

[05:31:54] Oh, I'm making money, bro

[05:32:00] Yo guys, I see her in this how long are these matches?

[05:32:05] Just like just like join us

[05:32:09] And then go to the only way the only way to join is to go to steam go to your friends

[05:32:13] Hit our name and hit join game

[05:32:15] And then when you join you get doing the right thing bitch. Okay. They're anywhere between an hour to three hours

[05:32:24] It's just anywhere between an hour or three hours.

[05:32:27] I am so sure that after you killed Peanut and the boys,

[05:32:32] you rotated perfectly behind me to fuck my ass.

[05:32:35] You piece of shit!

[05:32:37] Fuck you.

[05:32:39] I gotta then try to get a pistol from now on.

[05:32:40] Pistol is crucial to the goals.

[05:32:44] Pistol is crucial.

[05:32:46] Yo, that was a lot of money that raid.

[05:32:47] 48,000.

[05:32:48] I

[05:32:51] Know what the fuck just happened to those guys

[05:32:57] What just happened did you wait?

[05:33:05] New alley a big one I stole it

[05:33:10] Yeah, I saw that

[05:33:18] Hey, that's phenomenal.

[05:33:20] That's fucking lit.

[05:33:22] I think the Arc Raiders devs changed.

[05:33:26] I think they changed.

[05:33:28] They changed.

[05:33:30] I can't believe you said that with this trash bag.

[05:33:32] Oh my god.

[05:33:34] Get him, Tim!

[05:33:36] Get him!

[05:33:38] They changed!

[05:33:40] Fuck off, man.

[05:33:42] I'm gonna pick up my gun.

[05:33:44] How do I join?

[05:33:46] All right

[05:33:58] I'm coming boys

[05:34:09] I saw that I don't know what happened, but I think somebody

[05:34:12] All right, yo, I'm decked out boys. Let's go. Let's go

[05:34:42] Yo, we got a suppressor now

[05:34:52] We got a suppressor now this is sick we got armor we got meds yo

[05:34:59] I'm gonna be honest. I got a suppressed sniper now with full armor. I'm juiced

[05:35:21] Ten four rubber duckies

[05:35:29] Wait, so the SKS is in the sniper class or is it in the DMRs?

[05:35:36] That's the DMR.

[05:35:40] But I have to use the snipers to get the better snipers, right?

[05:35:43] Yeah.

[05:35:44] You can also spot shit with like the binoculars and stuff too.

[05:35:47] Gotcha.

[05:35:48] You're the one who's trying to get the binoculars.

[05:35:52] Fuck yeah.

[05:35:53] Appreciate the information.

[05:35:54] Thank you.

[05:35:55] Oh my gosh, P, they're all up there. P, they're all up there, bud. Get us down. Get us down.

[05:36:13] Yes, go go go go go go!

[05:36:26] Are you alive? Did you live?

[05:36:28] Nice. Honestly, that was great landing. Great landing. Great landing. We're good.

[05:36:32] Fuck you. Never.

[05:36:43] Headshot of one up there.

[05:36:56] I mean, I was really bad, but you tried to save it at the end, so I respect it.

[05:37:13] Yeah, I just head shot at one of them.

[05:37:26] Cause my sniper just doesn't kill.

[05:37:31] Killed one in there.

[05:37:36] Head shot at him again.

[05:37:41] One up there.

[05:37:42] Oh no, no, I'm in base, I'm in base, bro.

[05:37:46] Oh!

[05:37:47] I'm coming, though, I'm coming, I'm coming.

[05:37:49] Get the AMG, get the AMG.

[05:37:51] I'm coming.

[05:37:52] Thank you, I even ran it.

[05:37:54] Wait.

[05:37:55] Oh, what the hell was that?

[05:37:58] Switching to the cover comes to me.

[05:38:01] I shot that guy.

[05:38:06] What?

[05:38:07] my old teammate just killed me

[05:38:18] what the hell

[05:38:24] I

[05:38:28] Bitches

[05:38:34] Body you can't give it to me. Thank you again

[05:38:49] Oh

[05:38:54] And I'm in the back. He's gonna go lay down. He's not gonna know where the shot came from. I hope he ran his side

[05:39:03] No

[05:39:09] Fuck he's gonna hold that now

[05:39:24] You can you can hear whenever you hit them

[05:39:32] That's our heli all right he died

[05:39:36] I missed there's somewhere between us. There's like five guys

[05:39:42] I'll come a couple coming coming coming

[05:39:44] We gotta get him out of the A&G! We gotta get these points!

[05:39:46] Err, I'm gonna shoot him back! I'm gonna shoot him back!

[05:39:48] He's right here!

[05:39:50] Bang!

[05:39:53] We ran out of meds, finally!

[05:39:56] Wait, what's up? What's up, near me?

[05:39:58] I'm fucking whores on the snow wall!

[05:40:00] Me too! I'm just on a...

[05:40:01] We're coming! We're coming! We're coming!

[05:40:03] He's somewhere at this house.

[05:40:04] Yeah, he's at the house.

[05:40:05] I'm right here! I'm right here!

[05:40:07] Right.

[05:40:07] I don't- Oh!

[05:40:09] I'm upstairs!

[05:40:10] Excuse me! Excuse me!

[05:40:11] You're upstairs!

[05:40:12] You sure you want to take it?

[05:40:14] I'll pass it, I'll pass it.

[05:40:16] You got him?

[05:40:18] Do you get him?

[05:40:20] No, I'm just dead.

[05:40:22] What about Timmy's standing?

[05:40:24] What about Timmy's standing?

[05:40:26] What about Timmy's standing?

[05:40:28] I'm up there.

[05:40:30] I'm up there.

[05:40:32] I don't know where you're going.

[05:40:34] There he is.

[05:40:36] Oh, shit.

[05:40:38] I'll get you.

[05:40:40] I think I've bullied everyone out of that tower. I don't think I think they all left

[05:41:08] So I'm in the corner of the bottom

[05:41:25] Just smoked

[05:41:38] You back up there

[05:41:59] I'm in a sniping battle with like six dudes

[05:42:03] Yeah, there's 23 people in this circle that are red

[05:42:08] They're probably all on the hot zone now.

[05:42:13] I see him up there, he's laying down.

[05:42:16] I hit him, he's alive.

[05:42:20] One dead.

[05:42:23] Is that your sniper?

[05:42:25] Yeah, me sniping.

[05:42:27] Bro, where is this little fucking bitch?

[05:42:30] One's on the hill, way up.

[05:42:33] You see like this white thing?

[05:42:35] Yeah, I see, I see.

[05:42:37] I

[05:42:44] Don't know where that guy shoot me from chat. I have no idea get back on our staircase

[05:42:58] Yeah, they are I'm unbullying them unbullying them head shot at one, but he lived

[05:43:07] I'm fucking the people up in the tower.

[05:43:32] I don't see a soul. All right.

[05:43:41] We need to relocate. The spot's

[05:43:43] burned. We're going to HG. We're

[05:43:45] going to HG. I'm going to head

[05:43:47] toward you. I'm going to head

[05:43:50] toward you.

[05:43:53] I don't see a soul.

[05:43:57] The tower has a lot of people in

[05:43:59] it. Yes, I'm going to laugh.

[05:44:01] We're in last place right now. I instantly joined it and it put me on your squad instantly

[05:44:06] That's kind of cool. Can you join through his name? Yeah

[05:44:17] See I said shit

[05:44:31] You idiot! I gave up! I'm right here!

[05:44:34] Leave you there and all the towers are getting shot!

[05:44:36] You're using all of us!

[05:44:38] Tower one, tower one!

[05:44:40] Just go to the cyber class, you'll see it!

[05:44:43] Okay.

[05:44:44] Fucking hell, this man ain't a tower!

[05:44:47] They are!

[05:44:47] They went...

[05:44:48] Yeah, I didn't know which one!

[05:44:50] Wow, it's hard to explain it to you, man.

[05:44:53] Tower one, uh, tower one.

[05:44:55] Tower one.

[05:44:56] We got one, we're heading towards it, we're gonna clear it out.

[05:44:59] Yeah, there's a lot in there they've been in there the whole game

[05:45:05] Yeah, yeah, I'm always sniping bro until we get like better guns and stuff and like hollows I'm always gonna say I

[05:45:13] Think it is the money maker. I mean I'm at 43,000. I've unlocked like suppressors and all kinds of shit

[05:45:21] Yeah, I have like level one armor across the board now

[05:45:23] As much as you can buy yeah, no idea

[05:45:50] Yes tower one for sure there's people up there

[05:45:53] There was 20 people at tower one now

[05:45:58] No, no, it's good you guys are in the hot stone right now you're in the hot zone. This is good

[05:46:05] He's going to tower two

[05:46:10] Maybe they're hot job. We're in it. I'm in it right now. I'm in it right now

[05:46:13] out this other I'm not really feeling like I'm doing a lot for the team I'm

[05:46:30] just sniping the whole time bro

[05:46:34] Tim's in the tutorial. Oh, get out of this soon. Yeah, we gotta clear this tower out.

[05:46:48] It's where it's going to this drill. There's a team that activated the drill and pulled

[05:46:52] this circle over here. We're gonna have to clear them. Yeah, by activating the drill.

[05:46:57] I don't know that how they activated it

[05:47:27] I'm coming

[05:47:39] No, why

[05:47:45] I legitimately can't climb up because the helicopters blocking me feels bad

[05:47:57] huge yeah that's what gilbaz yeah

[05:48:12] anyone have any meds can I come up and get meds from one of you I'm coming I'm

[05:48:18] coming up

[05:48:27] yo hey yo does anyone has meds does anyone have meds at all? any bandages oh my boy thank

[05:48:40] you so much there's a sniper at 210-225 one more one more one more I love you I love

[05:48:46] you here you go have a little bit have a little bit oh please please please thank you

[05:48:56] Thank you

[05:48:58] Drop more drama

[05:49:03] Thank you, bro. Thank you so much. You got people below us boys

[05:49:26] What the hell wait wait did you get the kill what the fuck I got 3k for it we got people

[05:49:42] underneath us we got a lot of people underneath us.

[05:49:45] That looks like a jam-dippin' jam-dippin' jam-dippin'

[05:49:49] I wouldn't say that much, but you look cool

[05:49:53] Do we have a tank under us?

[05:49:54] Boys, we're in the lead now! We're in the lead!

[05:49:56] It broke out, it's not bleeding!

[05:49:58] I'll build it up!

[05:49:59] I just don't know what they're doing yet

[05:50:02] No, I mean, they drilled this over here and we stole it from them

[05:50:05] There's only like two guys here, I think everybody doesn't know what they're doing

[05:50:09] Yeah, maybe

[05:50:11] I don't know, that guy was on the roof again

[05:50:13] We'll take it

[05:50:14] Let's go, time to go.

[05:50:18] Likes and dislikes.

[05:50:22] Bastards.

[05:50:24] Come on Nick, stay with me, stay with me, Nick, come here, I'll get you in a good spot,

[05:50:32] come on.

[05:50:33] After load after every bullet with the sniper

[05:50:41] You're good

[05:51:03] I'm probably going to be in Tower 1 again.

[05:51:10] Wait, that's not ours.

[05:51:18] This isn't ours.

[05:51:55] We're looking.

[05:52:02] Fuck the crane, fuck the crane, go to the sound, go to the sound.

[05:52:21] Go to the zone! Go to the zone!

[05:52:25] Holy shit, it's chaos!

[05:52:35] Hill up, hill up, hill up!

[05:52:37] Guys, there's so much going on, I'm so...

[05:52:40] Oh shit!

[05:52:42] I'm out.

[05:52:50] I'm out.

[05:52:53] I'm out.

[05:53:02] The guy in the tank seems to be invincible, and he's in front of us.

[05:53:12] Yeah, you should be running. Try to run, please.

[05:53:23] Who killed our boy?

[05:53:27] We're going up right now. I'm going to help you boys. I'm going to help you.

[05:53:35] We're going up right now.

[05:53:37] Just keep moving I guess Oh, I see you up there P. I see you up there.

[05:53:59] I see him up in the tower, tower five.

[05:54:03] One dead.

[05:54:06] The left is Tower 5 in the trees.

[05:54:13] Hey, one once.

[05:54:22] Yep.

[05:54:27] Oh.

[05:54:29] I see you.

[05:54:31] I see you.

[05:54:33] I see you. I see you. I'm with you. I'm with you. Next you! I heads out of him!

[05:54:40] He's dead! Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead!

[05:54:45] What are you making love to that guy? What were you doing?

[05:54:56] Uh, sometimes. Really a coin flip.

[05:55:03] What the fuck are you smoking, P?

[05:55:12] P, armor on this guy, come grab armor.

[05:55:20] P, grab this guy's armor.

[05:55:25] Wait, did I just loot the wrong guy?

[05:55:30] I'm shooting him.

[05:55:32] We're getting stuck. We're getting stuck. I'm going in. I'm going in.

[05:55:34] No.

[05:55:39] Where'd you get stuck?

[05:55:43] Jesus. Jesus. It is creepy.

[05:55:47] I'm going in.

[05:55:53] I need ammo.

[05:55:56] I'm not tripping on you. You're not about to go crazy.

[05:56:00] I didn't meet you I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm sorry I'm so sorry

[05:56:09] I'm coming I just get that dude out of his

[05:56:17] I need a rest outside, please

[05:56:47] Please bro, please please please

[05:56:55] That's a guy nearby nice

[05:57:00] Slothi that's who's killing everybody slothi yes, you kill them you kill them you kill them

[05:57:17] I

[05:57:43] Get the fuck off of me

[05:57:47] No, don't pick that bitch up, he knows what he's doing.

[05:57:52] Don't pick that fucking asshole up.

[05:57:55] You're an idiot and a piece of shit.

[05:57:58] Fuck you, now you know what you were doing, you scumbag.

[05:58:03] Fuck you, fuck you.

[05:58:05] You screwed up everything.

[05:58:07] Oh, shit, how'd you come in? How'd you come in?

[05:58:11] He's the whole staff!

[05:58:15] Oh!

[05:58:21] Got him down, man, man!

[05:58:23] Man down!

[05:58:27] I don't like...

[05:58:29] We're with an RPG, but he knows that we'd no one has it unlocked which is why he's doing it

[05:58:41] Thank you

[05:58:49] Pause oh, well, I know I'm not sure but I

[05:58:54] Try it

[05:58:59] Yeah, I won bro. I won

[05:59:08] We're in the hot stone P it's coming to us P the hot stones coming to us

[05:59:29] No.

[05:59:30] This guy is an athlete.

[05:59:32] I'm gonna hit him hard.

[05:59:35] Oh, no.

[05:59:37] Where did he go?

[05:59:39] This is the antenna of the tank.

[05:59:42] 38 damage.

[05:59:44] 38 damage.

[05:59:46] No!

[05:59:57] No!

[06:00:03] What's your idea?

[06:00:05] Let's go, let's get chopper.

[06:00:08] And let's go, let's get the other scum.

[06:00:14] They just go crazy.

[06:00:16] I was just there, bro. I was just there.

[06:00:19] I don't hate it. I don't hate it.

[06:00:21] I'm currently up in this, no, I'm up in this tower right now. I've made 26,000 in this life.

[06:00:35] If you have a Sinegon, you can play it.

[06:00:37] I'm not gonna be in the base.

[06:00:39] I'm gonna be standing here.

[06:00:41] There's nothing you can do.

[06:00:43] Get the Sinegon.

[06:00:45] This is a piece, bitch.

[06:00:47] Get the Sinegon.

[06:00:49] Get the Sinegon.

[06:00:51] Sinegon.

[06:00:53] There's one.

[06:00:55] There's one right here.

[06:00:57] I got a Sinegon.

[06:00:59] I got a Sinegon.

[06:01:01] I got a Sinegon.

[06:01:03] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[06:01:05] I think you might like, uh, my fun.

[06:01:08] No way.

[06:01:09] Yeah.

[06:01:10] Then you just click under it and you're dead.

[06:01:13] No, no.

[06:01:14] Okay.

[06:01:15] Extermination.

[06:01:16] Right guys, you're going to make me feel like a beast.

[06:01:19] Yeah, I can't come out.

[06:01:21] I'm about to make a ghost.

[06:01:23] I can't, I can't come out.

[06:01:25] I'm about to make a ghost.

[06:01:27] I can't, I can't come out.

[06:01:29] I can't come out.

[06:01:31] Oh my god, this guy looks insane.

[06:01:35] 6k kill!

[06:01:36] I hit that guy once!

[06:01:47] Nice.

[06:01:48] I just sniped a guy dude. I sniped a guy got six thousand for it

[06:02:14] Yeah.

[06:02:16] Yeah.

[06:02:18] Yeah.

[06:02:20] Yeah.

[06:02:22] Yeah.

[06:02:24] Yeah.

[06:02:26] Yeah.

[06:02:28] Yeah.

[06:02:30] Yeah.

[06:02:32] Wow, you're definitely

[06:02:34] super super late.

[06:02:36] I'm doing super super late.

[06:02:38] Yeah.

[06:02:40] We're super late.

[06:02:42] Where am I at Nick? Where am I at?

[06:02:48] I'm number two?

[06:03:12] You got a block for me, thank you

[06:03:22] I just got a c4 I got a c4 where's the tank at I'm coming

[06:03:40] I'm going to kill that fucking tank.

[06:03:54] No, two shots.

[06:03:59] Yes, even with the sniper.

[06:04:03] It depends on if they're low health.

[06:04:09] I've hit multiple people in the head P with our head armor and they tanked it

[06:04:16] I got him

[06:04:34] Yeah, I heard you

[06:04:39] I shot the antennas, I don't know if it did anything.

[06:04:42] Oh my God, it's just neck and the ass.

[06:04:44] I don't know how to use the C4, that's the problem.

[06:04:47] You're right, you're trying to head shot 10 times.

[06:04:48] I hit three.

[06:04:50] I hit three, it's the detonator.

[06:04:53] I'm going to right click there.

[06:04:54] Oh, I don't know.

[06:04:58] I pressed four, there's nothing on four.

[06:05:00] It was there, now it's gone.

[06:05:04] Please, just press me.

[06:05:06] Maybe he's on a broom.

[06:05:07] Oh, my teammate's trying to get me.

[06:05:08] I have room.

[06:05:11] Oh, you were right.

[06:05:12] It's right click.

[06:05:27] He knows he's a hundred percent sniping.

[06:05:38] This guy's awesome.

[06:05:40] Wait, is it upper body?

[06:05:41] Upper body is one shot killed, not head.

[06:05:44] There is so high on that guy.

[06:05:47] All right, this is 111 damage.

[06:05:51] Oh!

[06:05:52] Oh!

[06:05:53] Oh!

[06:05:54] Oh!

[06:05:58] I need bandages.

[06:05:59] No, I just ran out.

[06:06:00] I need some too.

[06:06:01] I'm one tapped.

[06:06:05] Yeah, that blue tank, 100% listening, bro.

[06:06:07] I went down the second I went down and said I'd see four he fucking ran

[06:06:37] I'm gonna have to buy the gun.

[06:06:43] So this guy's off from 500 for a revive?

[06:06:46] What?

[06:06:51] Oh shit.

[06:06:52] Now I can hunt you guys moving.

[06:06:55] No shot.

[06:06:57] 500 for a revive?

[06:06:59] There's a guy laying on the cell hatch. He's pretty dead, guys.

[06:07:02] Got it.

[06:07:03] He's like laying right on the other side of my body.

[06:07:07] I

[06:07:19] That's why it wasn't done to me but like flesh ammo or something yeah, he also an armored helmet already

[06:07:25] I just got a watch up. I have armored helmet as well. You have to buy it at the base for 5k up

[06:07:31] Well, it's like 5k to unlock it and then it's cheaper like this run boys. I'm up to 46,000 now 47,000 dollars

[06:07:40] I've made this run

[06:07:50] No idea

[06:08:01] uh

[06:08:25] How's that guy live no way nice

[06:08:31] Oh, that's what you call a 5-5-6 tank rifle.

[06:08:36] That's just like...

[06:08:37] No!

[06:08:38] Oh, I hear him.

[06:08:41] Oh, that bastard.

[06:08:49] I'm coming.

[06:08:50] I'm coming.

[06:08:51] I'm coming.

[06:08:52] I'm coming with C4.

[06:08:53] Wait, let me get him.

[06:09:00] He's he's going for you. He's not happy. Oh

[06:09:10] I think it worked. He's not fired

[06:09:19] I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. Help. I killed one of them

[06:09:26] I'm coming I'm coming kill a boys nice recipe, but go

[06:09:35] No

[06:09:37] That guy is sniping from there

[06:09:42] Bro, I just made 13,000 for destroying that new car

[06:09:46] Oh

[06:09:50] Holy shit look at the amount of money we've made this run. Yo is one of y'all reviving me, please

[06:10:16] dude we are so 67 000

[06:10:24] punch o fakes

[06:10:34] all right bro you gotta play for me man don't let this run in

[06:10:37] I

[06:10:46] Love you, bro. I love you whoever's resting me. I love you

[06:10:56] My boy my boy, he let you start close by

[06:11:07] What is that oh my god no

[06:11:22] you have to unlock on my thank you

[06:11:43] 22? Wait, this guy's...

[06:11:54] Oh my goodness.

[06:12:01] We're gonna have to find a box here.

[06:12:04] Aw, he's lit, bro. Behind the car. Lit behind the car, Karma. Nice! Good!

[06:12:11] He's dead, he's dead.

[06:12:13] I'm good for res I'm a nice the guy who killed me said karma. I'm good for res

[06:12:29] Y'all I'm giving up I'm giving up I want to see what I've unlocked

[06:12:38] What a grenade well for some oh

[06:13:43] I'm coming

[06:13:50] Can you guys stop picking fights with the fucking team, please

[06:14:00] I'm coming

[06:14:09] I can't get a better sniper not yet

[06:14:13] I get the wrong ammo yo boys. I'm at base with a nice

[06:14:17] Helly if you guys need a ride anyone anyone come on. I'm that big-ass. Helly. There's a guy with 20 kills

[06:14:26] How do I check how do I see how many kills I have how much you have set aside those scoreboard

[06:14:30] I've got I've got 42 gals. I've had three. Oh

[06:14:34] Bro, I'm on top of the scoreboard. Let's go

[06:14:37] Oh

[06:14:40] Are you in Nick

[06:14:45] Now you go bro, I won't crash I won't crash

[06:14:49] Get in gentlemen. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Everybody in

[06:15:00] Listen we gotta go to the zone

[06:15:07] here why are you in the hell you're in the hell he where do you want to go you

[06:15:13] want to go somewhere different

[06:15:37] he's never gonna get in

[06:15:39] fuck you

[06:15:40] you know I'm watching you

[06:15:41] fuck you

[06:15:42] fuck me here

[06:15:43] fuck you

[06:15:45] fuck you

[06:15:46] is he a bad guy?

[06:15:49] got one got one

[06:15:50] I got the one I got the one

[06:15:55] are we out now?

[06:15:57] I'm landing it I'm landing it

[06:15:59] yeah

[06:16:00] oh I'm inside

[06:16:01] I'm going to place someone out now

[06:16:02] oh my god

[06:16:03] you gotta be fucking my asshole

[06:16:07] I just lost $17,000 dollars.

[06:16:37] I NEED SOMEONE TO REST ME

[06:16:40] I'M NEVER FLYING A HELLY AGAIN

[06:16:47] YO P!

[06:16:49] We got player- hey we got team coming we got team coming

[06:16:55] I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry

[06:16:57] I'll never fly again

[06:16:59] I could- I could- I could land I'm sorry

[06:17:07] Oh

[06:17:15] No, there's fucking

[06:17:24] Never fight again, I'm never fight again

[06:17:29] Guys if it makes you feel any better, I lost ten thousand dollars for that. Okay. I'm sorry

[06:17:37] I'm literally negative 17k right now

[06:17:45] Motherfucker

[06:17:54] Yo, we should activate this drill we should activate this drill

[06:18:03] Let's pull this on let's pull this on

[06:18:07] I'm at the base.

[06:18:12] We're flying in.

[06:18:13] We're flying in.

[06:18:14] Where are you, Pete?

[06:18:15] Tim, Tim, I'm at the base.

[06:18:16] Over here.

[06:18:17] Come on, Tim.

[06:18:18] Yeah!

[06:18:19] Tim, hit escape.

[06:18:20] Let's go.

[06:18:21] Let's go.

[06:18:22] Let's go.

[06:18:23] Our group.

[06:18:24] You get on.

[06:18:25] You get on.

[06:18:26] You get on.

[06:18:27] You get on.

[06:18:28] You get on.

[06:18:29] I'm going back.

[06:18:30] I'm going back.

[06:18:31] Yeah!

[06:18:32] Yeah!

[06:18:33] Yeah!

[06:18:34] Yeah!

[06:18:35] I have ammo, I don't have ammo.

[06:18:37] You don't need ammo, just wield it to death.

[06:18:39] All right, I'm coming.

[06:18:41] I just want a helicopter to land.

[06:18:43] I'm coming.

[06:18:45] Where's my helicopter at?

[06:18:47] I just wanted to get out of the chopper.

[06:18:49] I don't have it.

[06:18:51] That's impossible to beat.

[06:18:55] Yeah, I'm going on top.

[06:18:57] I'm going to try and pull this.

[06:18:59] I don't know how to pull it.

[06:19:01] No!

[06:19:05] I'm in there I can't really see anything else

[06:19:17] I'll know where the cyber is

[06:19:47] We're fucked, not fucked.

[06:19:52] Wait guys, we have a fob down, we can just spawn on the fob instead of spawning in our

[06:19:58] base.

[06:19:59] Oh.

[06:20:00] I don't know what to do now, I don't know how to activate it.

[06:20:11] Switch to HP and this guy's armor, I can't kill him.

[06:20:15] really wait for a minute bro I don't know either I don't know either that's

[06:20:21] a different ammo than what I have right or should I grab my old ammo too let me

[06:20:26] see

[06:20:28] I don't know, I don't know, he's somewhere northeast.

[06:20:41] I just heard him again.

[06:20:49] Another one

[06:21:10] Oh, I don't need to do that

[06:21:13] I said shot someone in there right in front of you folks in that doorway. There's a player left

[06:21:19] Holy shit, holy shit.

[06:21:26] Yo, how high can you put your bribe, bro?

[06:21:30] You can go like, go all your money, but put 1,000 at least, you have to be...

[06:21:39] Yo, I'mma be honest, I don't like being up here.

[06:21:42] Here we go.

[06:21:44] I

[06:21:51] Just it's just people shooting me for free

[06:21:57] I don't know how that wasn't a one shot

[06:22:09] Bro Nick is that you yelling get me up this whole time

[06:22:14] Motherfucker, could you shut the fuck up down there?

[06:22:44] May I take your head?

[06:22:46] Like where?

[06:22:47] May I take your head?

[06:22:49] Where?

[06:22:50] I need to heal so I can...

[06:22:51] Oh, there you are.

[06:22:56] Yeah, we got a tipping culture.

[06:22:57] Who's that guy?

[06:22:58] There's someone with an MQ-49.

[06:23:02] Copy. How do I know if I'm healthy?

[06:23:04] Oh wait, I see my health.

[06:23:06] I'm going in!

[06:23:08] No, wait for me, P. I'm almost full of heals.

[06:23:10] I'm going in!

[06:23:12] we're going in we're going in we're going in let's go

[06:23:28] come on

[06:23:30] Oh, you're the building stage

[06:23:36] On the guy

[06:23:52] The other one

[06:24:00] I'm right behind you right behind you right behind you. I'm going to throw it up. I'm going to throw it up. I'm going to the top.

[06:24:03] I'm coming up. I'm coming up. I'm almost down.

[06:24:07] Where you guys at? I see Cloaksy. Cloaksy, what are you doing?

[06:24:10] I'm coming up. I'm coming up.

[06:24:14] Cloaksy, did you just die, Cloaksy? Don't just happen?

[06:24:18] I already killed him. I already killed him. There's one on top of this guy. There's a bad guy right here. On top of us.

[06:24:22] Oh my god. I'm gonna...

[06:24:24] Nice!

[06:24:25] the cybers coming from the church to the southeast southeast

[06:24:29] chop me put my leg laid out for

[06:24:32] out

[06:24:35] bring it go bring it go and pack some bags

[06:24:39] bang

[06:24:42] okay backpack okay

[06:24:45] backpack i have that backpack okay that looks good

[06:24:49] holy shit my

[06:25:23] Just run down the stairs

[06:25:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah, where are you are you? Oh, you're not even near me

[06:26:02] Well, where are you? Oh, you're below me. I'm coming

[06:26:13] I'll never get back up here

[06:26:23] I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. You give me kill. I'm on my way.

[06:26:27] Okay, I'm gonna distract the guy. I'm having a beautiful day.

[06:26:34] Dude, this pilot...

[06:26:36] Oh shit, I just...

[06:26:43] No, I just came down here. I'm getting the fuck your points for it bro. Fuck you, fuck you.

[06:26:47] I

[06:26:51] You I do jump

[06:26:54] Use my parachute to get to you

[06:26:59] Like a pot is really good

[06:27:05] I think you might have left like

[06:27:17] There's no way Nick you're dead again, right

[06:27:47] All right, all right, all right, all right, I have my phone I'm coming

[06:27:58] I'm on my way. I'm on my way

[06:28:03] No longer a debt we've made our buddy back yo, all right. Oh, sorry yo new tech new tech new tech

[06:28:12] We got to get to these towers

[06:28:14] And we have to grab the snipers from the towers or the good guns

[06:28:19] It doesn't matter how poor we are as long as we get to these towers and get the good guns, bro

[06:28:27] We're gonna make so much money

[06:28:39] I'm up on the hills above

[06:28:44] We're all together, we're all together.

[06:28:46] Oh, there's three guys out walking, talking,

[06:28:48] shut your face in Connor, all dead right in front of me.

[06:28:51] Yeah, I'm here too.

[06:28:52] Oh, I see that on the mini map, I see that.

[06:28:57] Oh, my guy's fucking gassed, bro.

[06:28:59] I'm looking for you, P. I'm not seeing nothing.

[06:29:04] He's behind me, on the hill, on the hill, on the hill!

[06:29:07] He's playing at the top, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.

[06:29:12] Let me get a raise!

[06:29:13] I see

[06:29:27] Get your titties out of my face

[06:29:30] I'm not that fat. I'm not that fat

[06:29:43] You're 60k in front of cloaks, you don't let him know he is super sensitive about it.

[06:30:07] Why is that so loud?

[06:30:10] Nick, I'm with you bro.

[06:30:13] I'm with you I'm with you.

[06:30:14] I'm with you.

[06:30:15] I'm with you.

[06:30:16] Don't make it.

[06:30:17] I'm with you.

[06:30:18] I'm with you.

[06:30:19] Wait, close left.

[06:30:20] No need to just die behind me.

[06:30:22] Oh my god.

[06:30:23] I'm shooting.

[06:30:24] He's dead.

[06:30:25] He's dead.

[06:30:26] He's dead.

[06:30:27] He's dead.

[06:30:28] He's dead.

[06:30:29] Give me a second.

[06:30:30] I'm going to give you some real coverage.

[06:30:31] Give me a coverage.

[06:30:32] I'm going to give you some real coverage.

[06:30:33] You're on your own, Glubsy.

[06:30:35] You are your own, my boy.

[06:30:37] No fucking way.

[06:30:38] And from the show, I know who you are.

[06:30:43] There's a million people here.

[06:30:44] There's a million people here.

[06:30:47] Okay.

[06:30:48] Hang on.

[06:30:48] I see you, bro.

[06:30:49] I'm gonna be on that hill.

[06:30:50] I think I can get you.

[06:30:51] Hang on.

[06:30:52] I'm coming.

[06:30:52] You know, I think you think you've got to drive me.

[06:30:53] Drive me over that hill.

[06:30:54] Do I need a fucking map to find out where the enemy is?

[06:30:57] Is this?

[06:30:58] Got him.

[06:30:59] I got him.

[06:30:59] Thank you, Jim.

[06:31:00] You keep driving.

[06:31:01] Where is everybody?

[06:31:02] I'm going to see you.

[06:31:03] I'm going to see you.

[06:31:04] I'm gonna drag in this guy.

[06:31:06] Okay.

[06:31:07] Has it been 10 minutes yet?

[06:31:09] Wait.

[06:31:09] Don't die yet.

[06:31:10] We're gonna help out here.

[06:31:11] I'm already dead.

[06:31:13] Almost there

[06:31:24] Why don't you ever talk to me like that pee you fucking bitch?

[06:31:30] Fuck you!

[06:31:38] Leaderboard!

[06:31:40] LEADERBOARD!

[06:31:43] even up there anymore oh my god we

[06:31:45] hutch you're pretty good

[06:31:49] don't you compliment me

[06:31:52] mr hud you're pretty good

[06:31:55] how was your time at leaderboard usually

[06:31:57] stop am i supposed to do

[06:32:08] they're inside this room see what do you

[06:32:10] do when you're the worst player in

[06:32:11] the line you know you've experienced

[06:32:12] I

[06:32:16] How are you

[06:32:24] You just like that guy

[06:32:32] Got the sniper sniper dead

[06:32:42] I don't know why this game is pissing me off now.

[06:32:54] I don't know why this game is pissing me off now.

[06:33:34] I'm looking for this other guy.

[06:33:55] Oh my god my aim.

[06:34:05] Oh you they just bear shoot on me.

[06:34:07] What the fuck?

[06:34:18] Kill two.

[06:34:20] I killed both of them.

[06:34:22] One more.

[06:34:25] I'm dead no

[06:34:30] He's looking

[06:34:38] Nice that was the last one of that group that's last one great job great play

[06:34:55] No, no, dude boys, come on, we're making money, no, we're kind of cooking dough.

[06:35:21] I

[06:35:43] Hear

[06:35:47] No way that

[06:35:51] I made a hundred and twenty nine thousand

[06:36:11] good job. Good job. Good job.

[06:36:19] How much you make? I made 26K.

[06:36:27] Yeah. That's something. That's

[06:36:31] something. Number one. What is

[06:36:35] what does he say? What does he

[06:36:37] say? What does he say? Oh,

[06:36:40] No, no lies were told today

[06:36:48] I'm liking the game a lot

[06:36:57] No, he's been to a furry convention he invited me

[06:37:10] And I'm not a guy since the game looks severely different than it is using a different weather weather and different map

[06:37:17] Why can't I get in here? Oh?

[06:37:22] Thank you, and then I

[06:37:25] $83,000 oh my goodness

[06:37:30] All in favor of continuing to level our snipers

[06:37:36] Does this say I?

[06:37:37] Trying to balance teams right now?

[06:37:40] No, that's everyone trying to hit grain.

[06:37:42] Yeah.

[06:37:43] Because here's the thing.

[06:37:44] Because half of our lobby is in the fucking streams.

[06:37:46] Here's the thing, right?

[06:37:48] If we do marksmen, yes, the better gun right now.

[06:37:51] But I feel like if we continue to level up the snipers,

[06:37:55] right, over time, it's going to do us better.

[06:37:58] For the world to load to fucking bite.

[06:38:01] You know?

[06:38:06] Recon level 17 to play with a bow?

[06:38:13] Yo, it's all recon.

[06:38:15] Oh my gosh, it is all recon.

[06:38:18] Hold on.

[06:38:19] Fuck you.

[06:38:20] You're right.

[06:38:22] We go SKS.

[06:38:25] We go SKS.

[06:38:32] down with the most and but we have to hit level 10.

[06:38:38] Can you in? No, I can't get on green.

[06:38:41] It went out. You're going to go right.

[06:38:47] What if we just leave and reset?

[06:38:50] I can't fucking get on your team.

[06:38:52] But I mean, you said that.

[06:38:54] All right, bye. Tell me.

[06:38:56] Yeah, I mean, I just thought I was going to reset.

[06:38:59] Oh, no, I didn't buy it good. I'm leaving

[06:39:06] Leaving

[06:39:11] I

[06:39:12] Think I have everybody at it. I'm going to full camp. Yeah, everyone full cam

[06:39:19] All right, no, we can't invite just join off of me

[06:39:24] Everybody join off me all right. What is this 1990?

[06:39:29] We know you're in, Dennis.

[06:39:30] So this is 1990.

[06:39:31] We would join each other based off our speed bullfight.

[06:39:33] Waiting on you, Hutch.

[06:39:34] All right, we ready?

[06:39:35] Stupid bids.

[06:39:37] Wait, wait, wait.

[06:39:37] Join.

[06:39:38] I'm in.

[06:39:39] Join me, join me.

[06:39:41] Join me, join me, join me, join me.

[06:39:44] Yeah.

[06:39:45] Damon, join me.

[06:39:45] I'm in.

[06:39:46] Go down, go down, go down.

[06:39:46] I'm waiting on full cam.

[06:39:48] We're going green.

[06:39:49] We're going green.

[06:39:50] Oh, so we're just, okay.

[06:39:52] I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.

[06:39:54] Oh, here we are again.

[06:39:55] Same fucking point.

[06:39:56] Yeah, we're just old what do you mean don't do it, bro?

[06:40:05] Hutch already said it out loud verbally, bro, but they don't know what server we're in Tim

[06:40:10] You fat kitty bastard

[06:40:12] Green is fucking popular, bro, right?

[06:40:15] No, we keep on this server.

[06:40:17] Yeah, but it's gonna load.

[06:40:20] It's gonna load more players for sure.

[06:40:23] Yeah.

[06:40:24] All right.

[06:40:25] Oh

[06:40:29] That'll happen. Oh, it doesn't show right then. Oh, no, no, it doesn't but it shows how many people

[06:40:35] You guys, people are trying to get the two, but we're about to be able to join Green.

[06:40:42] I'm clicking it.

[06:40:43] Oh, I mean, I mean, I'm on Green, I'm on Green.

[06:40:45] Oh, no, you're not.

[06:40:46] Trust me, this is literally the POV I just had.

[06:40:49] It was still a lot of time, still a lot of time.

[06:40:54] I actually got it.

[06:40:55] Fuck you.

[06:40:56] Fuck you.

[06:40:57] I got it.

[06:40:58] The server's filling up.

[06:41:00] So me and Peanut are not in yet.

[06:41:02] Yeah, but we will be.

[06:41:04] All right, Peter, if I beat you with a mouse, this is a fucking problem.

[06:41:07] I'm clicking.

[06:41:08] What?

[06:41:09] I'm clicking.

[06:41:10] What does that even mean?

[06:41:11] I don't play this shit is what it means.

[06:41:13] Are you saying that if you press A with your opposable thumb, which is what has genetically

[06:41:19] made humans the most superior species on the planet since it was its inception, if

[06:41:24] I can't click faster than your thumb, then I'm terrible?

[06:41:27] What is it?

[06:41:28] It's fucking high.

[06:41:29] Yeah, it's stupid and short.

[06:41:31] Yes.

[06:41:32] I'm saying all that.

[06:41:33] Retweets

[06:42:03] No, they don't know they don't know they don't know

[06:42:07] They don't play them out. They 100% out.

[06:42:09] They know.

[06:42:11] Count the number of people on each team.

[06:42:15] And then go to the server to find the server with that many people in it.

[06:42:19] I see a lot of the same names.

[06:42:21] There's like 30 people who have infected them.

[06:42:25] I'm gonna go to red.

[06:42:27] What?

[06:42:29] Wait.

[06:42:31] You guys don't even revive me anyways

[06:42:33] Green's open

[06:42:34] Yeah, but you were screaming revive

[06:42:36] I looked to the left and I see you died of fall damage

[06:42:38] Where is FOV in this dumb bitch, bruh?

[06:42:41] That's steep

[06:42:43] Wait are you guys so who are we missing

[06:42:45] Who are we missing, who are we missing

[06:42:47] I got it, I got it, I got it, thank you bro

[06:42:49] Thank you for talking me through that

[06:42:51] Let me in!

[06:42:52] Can I talk to these guys on our team?

[06:42:54] Open the door!

[06:42:55] Yeah, press K

[06:42:56] Open the door!

[06:42:57] Yo guys, get off green!

[06:42:59] Go fucking blue!

[06:43:01] You're Mike doesn't work Tim every time you talk it just goes

[06:43:12] All right, are we are we joining another server guys or

[06:44:01] I

[06:44:03] Okay

[06:44:11] So it's good, it's good. It's very good

[06:44:19] Yeah, how much only $200 that good

[06:44:31] All right, let me be okay, so do we

[06:44:42] Okay

[06:44:43] So this is all good sks is done right sks is done. We have all the attachments. Those are all good

[06:44:50] All good. Oh

[06:44:55] My god

[06:44:57] What does this do? What does a medium tech? Are you sure? Unlock medium tech. What does

[06:45:03] this do?

[06:45:04] That one's unlocking this.

[06:45:07] What does a medium tactical vest do for me, though?

[06:45:10] I'll unlock it better, so backpack as well.

[06:45:13] Obviously, backpack give me more space.

[06:45:19] But what does the medium vest do?

[06:45:24] Makes you look cool.

[06:45:25] What the fuck?

[06:45:32] Oh, sex. Okay, there's that. Make sure we got enough of these.

[06:45:41] I feel like that's overkill. 60 bullets, that should be plenty now.

[06:45:47] 60 bullets.

[06:45:49] Hover over, as you can tell.

[06:45:52] Unlocks quick slot 5 and 8 moderately increased reload. I'm coming

[06:46:05] I'm on my way on my way I unlocked a new gun and say away my hutch. I'm gonna unlock the squad join a pet

[06:46:14] Yeah, I'm coming right now. Oh wait on the way. How do I do that?

[06:46:21] I joined

[06:46:24] Wait, I'm not a I'm not a P. Who's this fucking pussy? I'm good. I'm in

[06:46:30] Yeah

[06:46:35] Yeah, this gun's sick

[06:46:37] I'm already over here, I'm already over here.

[06:46:39] I'm sorry.

[06:46:41] Captain speaking, Captain Peanut.

[06:46:43] Oh, no.

[06:46:45] Are you landing on the hot weather?

[06:46:47] Is Peanut fine?

[06:46:49] I'm jumping out, I have a parachute.

[06:46:51] She got me there pretty safe last time.

[06:46:53] It's like a shot to death.

[06:46:55] Check out this sick little roll.

[06:46:57] Oh, no P.P., hello.

[06:46:59] P.P., hello.

[06:47:01] P.P., hello.

[06:47:03] My loadout is 5K.

[06:47:05] 5k my loadouts 11

[06:47:35] You said once that time you knew it!

[06:47:38] He'd get us through the zone!

[06:47:42] I know zone.

[06:47:44] Get in zone.

[06:47:48] Dude, come here!

[06:47:49] What the fuck?

[06:47:50] That guy already dropped people off and it's not going back in for people.

[06:47:55] Yeah!

[06:47:56] How can I shoot my dog?

[06:47:58] I'm going on!

[06:47:59] You reload.

[06:48:00] We fight on bullets.

[06:48:01] I don't have a fucking bag.

[06:48:03] Chad, what if we get that? I'm gonna go check on the dogs, grab a drink.

[06:48:07] Oh! There he is. Would you come in, honey?

[06:48:14] Thank you for coming up here. Thank you for coming up here.

[06:48:18] The first time I had him, I'll put him in my bag.

[06:48:21] He could usually put one bullet in, but it's all you know where I am.

[06:48:24] Maybe, have a heart, in my word.

[06:48:28] There's so many people. There's so many people.

[06:48:30] Oh shit, I'm instantly dead bro. I'm instantly dead. I jumped out and I'm trusting peanut and instantly died

[06:48:41] Yo, please find for me. Please. I'm begging that one

[06:48:44] please

[06:48:47] Please help me boys, please help me

[06:48:54] Help me

[06:49:00] I need a weapon

[06:49:03] You think it's gone? Where is it? No, don't take my gun

[06:49:07] Yes, I'm gonna go crush the street and bring this guy out that you guys are about to hate

[06:49:10] I'm gonna get hot so I'm getting him to keep me covering fire, covering fire on the east

[06:49:13] I'm going to hate this!

[06:49:14] I'm going to cover fire on the east!

[06:49:16] Oh my god!

[06:49:18] Where is it coming from?

[06:49:20] Oh god!

[06:49:22] This is in this building

[06:49:25] Help me!

[06:49:27] Help me!

[06:49:29] Hey, you got me.

[06:49:31] I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.

[06:49:33] I got you, I got you.

[06:49:35] There's a curb here.

[06:49:37] No one wanted to give you the couch right now.

[06:49:39] I'm the people for this house.

[06:49:41] I'll be right there, I'll be right there.

[06:49:43] Peanut, I love you, Peanut.

[06:49:45] I love you, Peanut.

[06:49:47] You love him? You love him?

[06:49:49] Peanut, please.

[06:49:51] Come see, I love you, Nick.

[06:49:53] I love you, Come see, I love you.

[06:49:55] I thought it was him.

[06:49:57] He said I got you hunch

[06:50:09] All right

[06:50:11] Where where where?

[06:50:15] Let me hear

[06:50:22] Tip that guy

[06:50:27] I'm looking at I'm trying to get high I'm trying to get high

[06:50:57] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[06:50:59] I got a bag for my gun.

[06:51:00] Oh my God, this is perfect.

[06:51:01] Oh, if you play for me, he's in the house top right window on a headie.

[06:51:05] Yeah.

[06:51:06] How much money do you want?

[06:51:07] Pop right.

[06:51:08] Put the cover.

[06:51:09] I'm looking.

[06:51:10] Like, like, right where I died, top right house in the right window on a headie.

[06:51:14] Yeah, you're gonna have to kill him first.

[06:51:18] I'm not seeing him at all.

[06:51:20] It's in the house that someone's pushing.

[06:51:22] Is that you pushing it?

[06:51:23] He's pushing it.

[06:51:24] Yeah.

[06:51:25] yeah in the top of the house they killed him i think i killed one of the top of the house i got it i got it

[06:51:30] nice

[06:51:31] i read it bro

[06:51:32] mr. working in the house to the northeast so

[06:51:35] am i a fucking senior citizen trying to play this shit

[06:51:39] we're the million people the million people million people

[06:51:41] that um that

[06:51:45] i'm dead bro i don't get to play the fucking game because we landed in fucking iraq

[06:51:51] I'm not flying with me anymore bro fuck him fuck him fuck him I'm not

[06:52:16] Oh, thank God, I love you

[06:52:28] No, I never

[06:52:46] What is that man?

[06:52:48] What is that?

[06:52:50] The tower point!

[06:52:52] Oh never mind!

[06:52:54] Maybe later!

[06:52:56] Sorry, I got you guys.

[06:52:58] I got you.

[06:53:00] The tower point!

[06:53:02] You need help, I got you!

[06:53:08] I got you!

[06:53:10] I got you!

[06:53:12] I got you!

[06:53:44] Next day

[06:53:47] It loads it loads the fucking man

[06:53:59] You'll meet me

[06:54:07] What the fuck was that

[06:54:14] Okay, you instantly peeked my window, you see.

[06:54:17] Perfect, perfect.

[06:54:18] Thank you.

[06:54:19] What the fuck is that, bro?

[06:54:22] Wait, wait, who's that?

[06:54:24] Thank you.

[06:54:25] I think it's time to kill ourselves.

[06:54:27] No, I'm still up, I'm still up, I'm still up.

[06:54:30] In the game.

[06:54:31] I'm still up, I'm still up, I'm still up.

[06:54:34] And we just go over there.

[06:54:36] I'm just going to die.

[06:54:38] I'm just going to die.

[06:54:39] I'm just going to die.

[06:54:40] I'm going to die.

[06:54:41] I'm just going to die.

[06:54:42] give me up fuck yeah you got the mouth

[06:54:49] we're getting pushed my dude I just I can't you motherfuckers bro I will not

[06:55:06] be in the helicopter with peanut ever again you guys fly I'll be in a

[06:55:11] secondary I'll be in another helly

[06:55:16] bro we landed in the middle of fucking vietnam what was that

[06:55:23] get that chopper

[06:55:25] I already got it baby I already got it baby

[06:55:27] there's a man here

[06:55:29] I'm big boys man

[06:55:31] I want that bag

[06:55:35] did it

[06:55:37] perfect

[06:55:39] I need a pistol.

[06:55:46] I need to go different site, other scope.

[06:56:00] What are you talking about?

[06:56:03] What other scope?

[06:56:04] This one?

[06:56:05] You think this one's better?

[06:56:06] But then we lose all of our range.

[06:56:35] Do not land me in the middle of the fucking war zone, jackass!

[06:56:40] Absolutely, absolutely that would never happen, we are never gonna do that.

[06:56:48] I'm gonna run the SKS one more time, if it's terrible I'm not running it anymore.

[06:56:53] I mean we shot that one dude three times, we shot that one dude three times and he just walked it off.

[06:57:31] I'm literally dying I'm literally dying I'm literally getting shot why am I the one getting shot

[06:57:47] Oh

[06:58:17] Fuck you Pete! Fuck you Pete! Fuck you Pete! Fuck you! Fuck you, you guys! Everybody, fuck you!

[06:58:35] Fuck everybody!

[06:58:47] Oh my god.

[06:58:50] Yeah, let's go buy him a thermo.

[06:58:53] Peta, tell him that there's a sniper around.

[06:58:56] Be careful.

[06:59:01] How are you alive?

[06:59:02] What are you saying?

[06:59:03] Fuck him.

[06:59:04] I was trying to drag him.

[06:59:05] I'm pulling up to you.

[06:59:07] What?

[06:59:11] They're on the left side, bro.

[06:59:13] Yeah.

[06:59:14] On the left side.

[06:59:15] I

[06:59:19] What we're doing we're muting and I can't hear anything and we're locking in boys here we go

[06:59:25] We got to make our money back after a good run. We'll unmute discord. Yeah, I

[06:59:31] Got shot from somewhere over here

[06:59:37] This guy's just fucking 80 ADS in there

[06:59:45] Okay, well, I'm in the house, bro, shut the fuck up.

[07:00:04] I just had to do this over the peak.

[07:00:23] You want to know why I'm getting absolutely pegged

[07:00:26] is because we are in the middle of three teams

[07:00:30] because that's all we do is lay into the hotsoats

[07:00:33] And I can't get an angle on any of the teams because they all have angles on me!

[07:00:53] Fucking bitch.

[07:01:03] I can't throw my fucking heel.

[07:01:22] I just lagged so hard.

[07:01:24] I don't know why

[07:01:34] Nice, we killed all of them

[07:01:45] Okay

[07:01:54] I'm not a muting. I'm staying muted. I'm staying muted. I'm getting in a car and I'm gonna go make my money back

[07:02:07] He's fucking idiots

[07:02:10] Also, I don't want to say fuck the SKS because we have it. You've really got to use it because we're just instantly dead every game

[07:02:18] Fuck you actually it's motion. I pee not I'm in

[07:02:24] Now there's not enough the weight limit we ought to know the weight limit don't work like that

[07:02:28] Oh god it your mama's in there damn

[07:02:54] Flash damage is the issue you think so

[07:03:11] Let's go

[07:03:24] Is there a bag that lets you carry two main guns? Chad, does anyone know?

[07:03:29] Aw dude, you gotta buy Hellies, huh?

[07:03:31] Holy shit.

[07:03:34] This is gonna take forever.

[07:03:54] The vehicles do run out of gas as well, oh my gosh.

[07:04:10] We might not get there.

[07:04:15] put on the tunes, I'm so in no, not this one. Not this one. No, I can't be this one. Where

[07:04:40] Oh, here we go

[07:05:10] All right, we need to make back

[07:05:15] $50,000 this game how we're gonna do that. I don't know, but that's what we got to do

[07:05:35] Also, we're never taking an ATV again, this is a terrible call

[07:05:40] Get it right out the wind!

[07:06:30] All right, we're back got a little block on us

[07:06:42] This sniper I just heard something's going on down there

[07:06:54] Oh, we're gonna be in a nice spot

[07:07:12] Come on

[07:07:14] Oh, they are over here.

[07:07:38] Where are they?

[07:07:45] Are they close?

[07:07:50] Where are they?

[07:07:56] Where are they?

[07:08:02] Where are they?

[07:08:08] Oh, they're up here.

[07:08:15] That guy's just shooting the shoot.

[07:08:19] Where are they?

[07:08:21] The fuck?

[07:08:32] Knife him?

[07:08:42] I'm gonna go up in this tower, I think.

[07:08:56] How do we turn on the drill, by the way?

[07:09:08] How is he doing it?

[07:09:26] I

[07:09:42] Know this game has been actual hell I can't find or see anybody unbelievable

[07:09:56] Maybe we just put down the sniper after this?

[07:10:20] I don't think sniping is the game.

[07:10:23] round might just be a different type of round oh my gosh those guys are all

[07:10:31] fucking dead

[07:10:36] you guys pushing people

[07:10:41] I'm gonna go I'm gonna go higher up I'm gonna go higher up I have no angle

[07:10:46] down here the fuck is going on man

[07:10:53] I got you big dog, I got you.

[07:11:15] Thank you, thank you.

[07:11:18] You must buy the tower.

[07:11:23] Yeah, I can't see nobody.

[07:11:31] Beautiful.

[07:11:50] 270.

[07:11:53] I

[07:11:58] This guy's well, I just don't get the play I'll take my free points. I've lost so much money. I'll take my free

[07:12:06] No problem, bro, no problem

[07:12:11] Yeah, you let me get that let me get that hold that 20 let me hold that 20

[07:12:20] My man my man

[07:12:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[07:12:37] What the fuck are they

[07:12:42] It has to be over here

[07:12:47] Oh

[07:12:49] oh yeah I'm just trying to move oh where are these people

[07:13:04] hey baby I'm in hell I'm in hell

[07:13:10] No, it's a game. It's a new game called War Dogs. Yeah. Love you. Maybe, bro, you know

[07:13:33] what it is, man. Maybe it's just this map fucking blows compared to the other one. Is

[07:13:38] Is this a different map? This is a different map, right?

[07:13:46] By where? Where?

[07:13:54] Wait, where is he? Where is he?

[07:14:05] Got it. I'm looking.

[07:14:06] I don't even know what just hit me oh yeah fuck this I do not want to be here

[07:14:28] anymore where's the zone out

[07:14:36] No, no, no, I'm done. I don't want to do that. No, that's fucking ass and titties, boys. None

[07:14:50] of that for me. Next. GG's go next. I won't be in there no more. Yeah, I'ma be real,

[07:15:05] SSKS I

[07:15:07] Can't even tell you if I like it or not because I haven't got to use it

[07:15:10] I got legitimately this this game

[07:15:13] Compared to last round where we literally got first on the leaderboard. I have not been able

[07:15:19] To do fucking anything this game. Everybody's just kind of like in little spots

[07:15:27] Obviously our first two deaths was P. Just trolling the fuck out of everybody but

[07:15:32] Dude, I haven't I haven't really gotten any

[07:15:35] Any good opportunities yet?

[07:15:38] That's what it feels like on this SKS, the bullets are like, I'm lobbing them at people.

[07:15:48] I'm not shooting people.

[07:15:49] I'm lobbing bullets at them.

[07:15:51] That's what it feels like.

[07:16:04] Now we're in house warfare and it's just not what I want to be doing with this guy.

[07:16:34] ah

[07:16:52] There's no way bro

[07:16:54] who's shooting use the SKS you guys are high

[07:17:20] Bye!

[07:17:50] Why do I have to re-chamber?

[07:17:52] I reloaded game!

[07:17:54] Why am I re-chambering?

[07:17:56] Why?

[07:18:12] What is that?

[07:18:14] Why?

[07:18:16] I had bullets.

[07:18:18] I had bullets.

[07:18:20] No, it wasn't empty.

[07:18:29] This guy doesn't shoot rifles much.

[07:18:31] You don't get bitches much, okay?

[07:18:33] Shut up, you fucking turd.

[07:18:48] Oh my, what the fuck is this gun, bro?

[07:18:58] DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM!

[07:19:08] gotcha buddy

[07:19:38] I guess they all move to the next zone.

[07:19:58] Our team's kind of lagging behind.

[07:19:59] We got a whole group of other team in there.

[07:20:03] Let's get over there.

[07:20:13] Oh, shit.

[07:20:19] Shit.

[07:20:33] Nice. Let's keep moving.

[07:20:38] We're making a little bit of mo-

[07:20:43] Hello?

[07:20:45] What the fuck was that?

[07:20:49] What the hell was that?

[07:21:03] I'm gonna get rid of it but I'm gonna get that money out of it that I can't I'll tell

[07:21:21] I'll tell you that right now.

[07:21:28] Oh

[07:21:44] Yeah, see

[07:21:58] You are fucking me right here, damn.

[07:22:05] Where the F.E.S.I.S.E. live, gobsm-

[07:22:07] Help me! Help me! Help me!

[07:22:12] I'm coming on!

[07:22:14] Oh! I'm China! China! Yes!

[07:22:21] I'm gonna go loot these kills over here see if I can't get some meds.

[07:22:37] Just instantly getting shot in my fucking dick.

[07:22:41] Yo any meds?

[07:22:42] Any meds?

[07:22:43] Any meds?

[07:22:44] Thank you boys

[07:22:53] Thank you

[07:22:55] Maybe we go up. Gotta beat some bodies up.

[07:23:19] We kind of went fucking crazy, no

[07:23:40] How's that shit I just I just don't know I don't know I don't know I

[07:23:45] I don't know, bro. These guys are just sitting in the middle of the woods. I can't find them.

[07:23:53] I mean, that guy's living the dream right now. Oh my boy.

[07:24:01] No. I love you, bitch.

[07:24:05] No, don't give the SKS any love. SKS is dog shit, bro. Dog shit.

[07:24:11] Shit, I'll never use the SKS again. I'm pissed that I unlocked shit for it. Hopefully it's universal unlocks

[07:24:22] You have any bandages

[07:24:26] Yeah, I got you I got you. Thank you shut up Peter you fucking idiot

[07:24:33] Thank I'm up. I'm up the couple floors. Oh my man. I'll meet you on the roof

[07:24:39] Oh, I'm dead again Oh, please, please, please Thank you so much bro. Thank you

[07:24:55] Thank you, bro

[07:25:08] Don't help me that

[07:25:11] Thank you, bro. I was glued to hospital

[07:25:20] Oh

[07:25:25] Pino fuck you

[07:25:30] Pino do you hear me yelling at you from the top of the tower?

[07:25:37] You were asking for stuff that I'm like don't give it to him don't give it to him

[07:25:42] Do this beam on this tower when it's the OBJ is the hell

[07:25:55] I'm fine.

[07:25:57] Okay, and I'm going out.

[07:25:59] Okay, I'm just watching this place.

[07:26:03] You know what? Please get me out.

[07:26:05] I'm dead.

[07:26:07] Drag me down the stairs.

[07:26:09] It's like a barrel. Bring me down.

[07:26:11] You're at the bottom on my speed.

[07:26:13] You fell all the way out of the blue.

[07:26:15] Oh, shit, I am. Would you look at that.

[07:26:17] You were a gem on the way.

[07:26:19] I'm helping them.

[07:26:21] Okay, perfect.

[07:26:26] Thank you, no problem. Oh, no problem

[07:26:33] He's a piece of shit

[07:26:45] Yeah, I hate him I hate him he's done nothing but kill me

[07:26:55] I need bandages. Sweater, I need bandages! I need bandages!

[07:27:00] I need to get out of here, get out of here, buddy.

[07:27:04] Are you going for a scum or something? Open up!

[07:27:07] Right, right, right, right, right, right!

[07:27:11] What?

[07:27:13] God!

[07:27:15] I need to keep this shum bag stream cypress.

[07:27:18] Thank you, bro.

[07:27:20] Mother, it's Vladimir, man. Yo, Vladimir, I hope you can fucking use it.

[07:27:25] hear me bro

[07:27:44] wait are you guys down below are you guys down below is that you

[07:27:48] The guy the unemployed is shooting me in the head

[07:27:53] I jumped to my death and broke my legs

[07:28:02] Guys do not listen to oh

[07:28:05] Don't listen to chat the SKS is fucking terrible by the way

[07:28:09] They tell you it's good. No, bro. It is so bad is so bad

[07:28:14] The bullets travel like you're flinging turds out of your ass

[07:28:18] Help!

[07:28:19] Help!

[07:28:20] Oh, that's good too.

[07:28:25] Thank you, scrubs!

[07:28:30] Alright, that's it for this video, and I'll see you guys in the next one.

[07:28:44] Bye!

[07:28:45] All righty, I'm gonna mute again. Thank you, bro. I

[07:28:54] Know we're gonna have to go and assassinate somebody and steal someone's whole fucking get up

[07:28:57] Oh

[07:29:00] Damn it

[07:29:06] Help me

[07:29:10] Hey might be over I'll just go let's just go we're bumming. Oh, we got a we got our worth 20,000 sure

[07:29:17] Now here's the question. Let me let me see what I got here, man

[07:29:21] Let me see what I got here

[07:29:24] So we can unlock the AK I

[07:29:27] Until people aren't just only sniping I really don't care about using anything other than snipers level 10 for the most

[07:29:34] And I say we run scout rifle

[07:29:37] If you level 80

[07:29:39] 85

[07:29:41] I'm gonna go this backpack. We don't need the big one

[07:29:46] All right, and we just do we can carry more ammo let's try this this out for sure

[07:29:56] cool and then we need to go

[07:30:00] helmet rig there

[07:30:05] there items we need all the meds brown we're just gonna do inventory full of meds

[07:30:11] just like that because we're getting

[07:30:15] we're getting res like crazy can I buy level 2 no not for a while

[07:30:19] alright we're ready

[07:30:23] Look what the cat dragged in.

[07:30:25] What?

[07:30:26] The cat?

[07:30:28] Level 11, that's going to be a six scope to use.

[07:30:32] Grab that.

[07:30:33] And we'll grab the suppressor for sure.

[07:30:37] All right, let's go.

[07:30:39] Don't take off.

[07:30:41] Oh, wait.

[07:30:41] Who's flying?

[07:30:44] Who's flying?

[07:30:45] It's the left, the left computer.

[07:30:48] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[07:30:49] You have to wait for someone to bring a second gun

[07:30:51] We are going to jump out we are going to jump out once we get near the LZ okay

[07:31:08] we're gonna jump we're not staying in this

[07:31:21] We'll jump like around here, ooh.

[07:31:51] I

[07:31:58] Or then your house

[07:32:03] All right, well it's my game crash fuck

[07:32:21] I have a plan.

[07:32:25] Can you drive this thing?

[07:32:27] Yeah, I have a nice spot where I should make jippies.

[07:32:30] Oh, yeah.

[07:32:32] Guys, guys, guys, guys, I just jumped out of the helicopter.

[07:32:36] My fucking... Please help me!

[07:32:40] Oh, oh, shoot! All these bad people, all these bad guys!

[07:32:47] Somebody help me, please.

[07:32:48] I'm dead.

[07:32:49] Okay, no to self yo strength rappers someone has to be someone has to be

[07:33:00] Yo, please Nick, can you come and get me bro, please

[07:33:05] Come and get you bro. Please bro. I have a full kid on why do you yes, bro?

[07:33:14] Karma karma look on the map. Don't come get me. I'm safe bro. I fell

[07:33:19] got you yes

[07:33:37] that's the second time i've done it bro

[07:34:10] Jesus.

[07:34:12] I'm not gonna lie to you, Vladimir is in the lead.

[07:34:16] Vladimir is in the lead right now.

[07:34:18] Let me take, let me take, let me take, bro.

[07:34:20] Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.

[07:34:22] Yeah, please, damn, please, Cook.

[07:34:24] For the love of God, Cook.

[07:34:28] This guy goes to the back.

[07:34:30] I'll be a Mayan.

[07:34:36] Are you up, Plex? You're good?

[07:34:38] You killed yourself. We gave up. No, no, I'm back alive. I'm back alive. Oh shit. I killed myself. All right. Oh good work

[07:34:44] Hey, good luck out there. I don't need like where are these guys?

[07:34:51] I need a rest. I fell to my death. Oh shit. Oh how the turntables how the turd fucking tables

[07:34:58] I mean I was coming for you. Oh, were you?

[07:35:01] Yeah, I got a flyer.

[07:35:03] I need medical assistance.

[07:35:05] I need medical assistance.

[07:35:07] Fuck you, Pete.

[07:35:09] I have a site now.

[07:35:11] Fuck you, bro.

[07:35:13] You've lost me so much, buddy.

[07:35:15] You've lost me so much, buddy.

[07:35:17] I'm so far away from you.

[07:35:19] Are you really?

[07:35:21] What's up?

[07:35:23] Are you anywhere near me?

[07:35:25] Uh...

[07:35:27] That was awesome.

[07:35:29] I don't think I am, Nick.

[07:35:31] You're 400 away.

[07:35:37] I don't know where they went, Hutch. They're not here.

[07:35:39] Oh, they're up in these houses in front of me, I think.

[07:35:46] Nick, I'm sorry, bro.

[07:35:50] Well, yeah, if you haven't used your, like, tank spawn, Nick.

[07:35:53] What'd you say?

[07:35:54] Tank spawn, you can spawn here.

[07:35:56] What? How do I do it?

[07:35:58] where the vendor is like any biter shit it's to the right who just murdered you

[07:36:04] bro

[07:36:06] yeah just has a cool down I swear we went we went from being able to see

[07:36:23] people and to shoot them for free like an entire round to I am just getting shot

[07:36:29] from across the bat by everybody. It was so good and like I felt like I was

[07:36:36] actually able to fight motherfuckers and now I just feel like I'm getting hunted

[07:36:40] down like a dog.

[07:36:43] Oh

[07:36:52] Can I not go upstairs

[07:36:58] Stands in road get shot amaze or bad just banned that retarded motherfucker, bro

[07:37:02] Yes, man. The other nine fucking times does it matter

[07:37:05] It's the one time wherever I get shot in the location that probably someone sees me that I'm talking about

[07:37:11] Yeah, that's right, bro. That's right

[07:37:13] why your mom doesn't talk to you man

[07:37:20] like close on the bridge by me

[07:37:25] are you

[07:37:29] where you at karma I see you where you were there

[07:37:31] there is a behind I see one right there was

[07:37:35] there's a guy right here you see one dad

[07:37:39] I don't see anything.

[07:37:41] Oh, he was just lighted up.

[07:37:43] He's getting red.

[07:37:45] No way, that's a mess.

[07:37:47] Right here in this corner, Karma.

[07:37:49] Headshot of one.

[07:37:53] Coming over.

[07:37:55] One's here at the car.

[07:37:57] Two right here.

[07:37:59] Killed one.

[07:38:01] That's going to be.

[07:38:03] Right here.

[07:38:05] They're in this corner right here.

[07:38:07] you cut tail nice might be everybody

[07:38:13] I'm coming in yonder and y'all said you guys had you know that I see him I see

[07:38:26] him I see him he's backing up he's backing up in the white craze coming

[07:38:31] Backward you guys let him what he's like between the great in the train look right in there

[07:38:37] Right in there boys the white one the white one you're walking up on them

[07:38:40] Yeah, you're walking up on them you're walking up on them nice is one more

[07:38:47] Get karma as well get karma as well. He's right there watch out in front of me though other side of the trains

[07:38:52] There's dead guys

[07:38:54] We're getting shot from Tim. I'm like getting shot from my left or something. I don't exactly know

[07:39:11] Little mouse button ping

[07:39:14] We gotta buy that

[07:39:24] There's a guy, I don't even know what that is, a hat gun.

[07:39:31] There's no way you can hide a day and within three hours, within three hours you are jacking

[07:39:39] your cock at lightning speed in some rat hole.

[07:39:44] Find a new hobby, find a new hobby.

[07:39:48] Knitting, showing, crochet, gold, basketball, recreationally, anything, anything!

[07:40:00] Hey Pete, you okay?

[07:40:02] Oh, my. Here's the game. I think you've worked up over.

[07:40:05] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[07:40:08] No, I'm good on it.

[07:40:10] I really figured this game out pretty quick. I just swapped that AP and that loadout pretty quick.

[07:40:14] Don't you say, Jack? Now let's see if I can...

[07:40:18] Oh, yeah, you're good, right?

[07:40:21] I'm gonna kill this guy with this shot.

[07:40:26] There's actually no way.

[07:40:30] This guy is still alive.

[07:40:43] Are they across the street from you all?

[07:40:45] Hey one, one head shot in.

[07:40:52] Hit him again Karma.

[07:40:58] Yeah he's in the bushes right here.

[07:41:02] This guy is shooting me from across the map.

[07:41:05] I

[07:41:12] Decide I'm gonna go and shoot someone else with this fucking guy. He's still aiming at me girl. Like

[07:41:20] There's no one else on the map that matters bro. Like fucking shoot someone else. Why are you still shooting me?

[07:41:32] Yeah

[07:41:35] Okay

[07:41:48] Right here you see this corner, I see you play not that he was

[07:42:05] Oh bro is not dying bro he's like fuck he's not dying bro he's not wanting to die.

[07:42:18] Another hit!

[07:42:19] He's not speed hang on.

[07:42:20] Yep, go pop your bandage.

[07:42:21] We got hit with the hot shirt.

[07:42:22] Go pop your bandage.

[07:42:23] I'm coming as well.

[07:42:24] I've had a guy only shooting at me for 20 minutes.

[07:42:28] For 20 minutes he's only been shooting me.

[07:42:34] Where'd you go? I lost you

[07:42:38] I'm coming to you guys. I think that's a bad guy sniping extras by the way

[07:42:50] It sounds like it's almost over

[07:42:54] Yeah, I think

[07:42:57] Banjos

[07:42:59] The bandages on behind you come here. Okay, bro. The blue team has eight points. Thank you seven seven my god the medic

[07:43:07] Don't wonder we haven't seen anyone this game blue team has

[07:43:12] nine points. They are literally just sniping I

[07:43:16] hear all that

[07:43:29] Oh my god, we just walked into a warzone.

[07:43:33] What am I playing, bro?

[07:43:41] No, no, no, let me cook, let me cook.

[07:43:44] There's another guy here.

[07:43:46] So there might be a chance

[07:43:56] Give me a parma what's it looking like out there?

[07:44:06] Moving now

[07:44:08] I'm dead in the corner all right

[07:44:19] The developers do not know how to create or make a snub nose revolver good to know

[07:44:26] Snub nose as useless as the H-Ship or as the SKS

[07:44:31] Holy shit that gun was fucking terrible

[07:44:34] It's a shotgun! What?!

[07:44:38] That was the worst fucking pistol I've ever seen!

[07:44:42] That was terrible!

[07:44:46] I feel like we...

[07:44:50] Hmm...

[07:44:54] Do we go rifle?

[07:44:58] No.

[07:45:03] Do we go rifle

[07:45:09] You own guns don't you yeah, yeah, yeah ggs bro ggs ggs you're saying the right thing at the right time

[07:45:17] Yeah, we'll smell you we'll smell you we'll fucking smell you you're saying the right thing at the right time

[07:45:22] That just get absolutely fucking sauce. Fuck you

[07:45:32] I could fly, guys.

[07:45:34] Drop it on fuckin' helicopter in two seconds.

[07:45:50] No.

[07:45:52] Okay.

[07:45:53] Who's Samo?

[07:45:55] 545.

[07:45:57] Isn't this...

[07:45:59] Oh, it's a 545.

[07:46:01] Oh, it's a 545 AK.

[07:46:10] Just do that, maybe even a little bit more.

[07:46:14] Gear.

[07:46:17] Can we unlock this yet? No.

[07:46:20] Cool.

[07:46:23] Beautiful.

[07:46:25] Can't bring that.

[07:46:27] I think that's good.

[07:46:28] I think can I do anything nice grab this sure

[07:46:44] I need my enemy guys, I need my enemy, I need my enemy.

[07:46:51] Thanks all for...

[07:46:52] Nope.

[07:46:55] Alright!

[07:46:56] I'm gonna go up here real quick.

[07:46:57] He's dead.

[07:47:01] But you ten dudes at that end of the tunnel are there?

[07:47:04] Ten dudes?

[07:47:05] Bandits.

[07:47:06] Where were they?

[07:47:08] Like, uh, like on the hill.

[07:47:10] Where the middle gate is.

[07:47:12] I

[07:47:42] I'm just out of my way to you, Pete.

[07:47:46] You're healing me, open this fucking door.

[07:47:48] Fuck, what the hell, dude?

[07:47:49] It worked.

[07:47:53] Fucking over, oh, in the fence.

[07:47:56] In that fence.

[07:47:57] In that fence, in that fence.

[07:48:00] Pete, the other way, come to me.

[07:48:01] Oh no.

[07:48:02] I'm going to the house, I'm going to the house, we're safe.

[07:48:04] I'm in the bathtub.

[07:48:07] Oh.

[07:48:09] I trust you in my life.

[07:48:11] All right.

[07:48:35] They're in the house?

[07:48:41] at least two more one of these really good

[07:48:44] yo we got back up coming

[07:48:46] yo can you land to the right

[07:48:48] they're in a big fight they're about to lose

[07:48:55] downstairs?

[07:48:56] cause love island i don't want to hold your arms

[07:48:58] this is your conscience

[07:49:00] right below, right below

[07:49:02] This way this way this way real voice

[07:49:13] It's coming!

[07:49:13] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[07:49:14] We're gonna be...

[07:49:15] Ha ha ha!

[07:49:15] We're gonna be...

[07:49:16] We're gonna be...

[07:49:17] We're gonna be...

[07:49:19] We just got two of them.

[07:49:20] We know who we're gonna be.

[07:49:21] We know who we're gonna be.

[07:49:22] No, I ran into a hole in it.

[07:49:23] Alright, I'm killing myself.

[07:49:25] Aw...

[07:49:26] We load the fucky gun!

[07:49:28] It's the...

[07:49:29] It's the...

[07:49:30] It's the...

[07:49:31] It's the...

[07:49:32] It's the...

[07:49:33] Oh my God, these motherfuckers are just...

[07:49:36] Looky-doky.

[07:49:38] Did you hear that?

[07:49:38] I heard that, too, game.

[07:49:39] It's the...

[07:49:40] It's the...

[07:49:40] What's Loki-doki?

[07:49:42] I'm back!

[07:49:44] I'm getting.

[07:49:47] That's who I am.

[07:49:48] Did we save them? Are we good? Are we really good?

[07:49:51] No, no, they're still dead in the house across.

[07:49:56] Wait, I have smokes, dude. Do we need to smoke something?

[07:49:59] We might need to to get across, yeah.

[07:50:02] Yeah, I have smokes.

[07:50:04] We need support in a hard zone. We need support in a hard zone.

[07:50:10] We're going to that house

[07:50:40] Well, help out!

[07:50:41] Is that real?

[07:50:42] Wait, was he alive today?

[07:50:44] Yeah!

[07:50:45] Did he just die?

[07:50:47] Wait!

[07:50:48] Wait, Dennis left?

[07:50:51] Yeah!

[07:50:52] I'm fine!

[07:50:53] I'm fine!

[07:50:54] I'm fine!

[07:50:55] I'm fine!

[07:50:56] I'm fine!

[07:50:57] I'm fine!

[07:50:58] What?

[07:50:59] I think that he said he's alive because he just left.

[07:51:02] He did.

[07:51:03] I do remember that.

[07:51:04] He did all of that shit in my game.

[07:51:05] And then we all ignored him.

[07:51:06] And then we all ignored him.

[07:51:07] one more, one more there, one more there!

[07:51:14] bro, we cleared the first floor, they are on the second floor of the building now

[07:51:37] There is a pile

[07:51:43] What just happened? What just happened? Oh my

[07:51:53] Reinforcements are gonna have to wait

[07:52:07] How do you guys are the best let's go

[07:52:18] what what what well there was three of

[07:52:31] them I cleared two there was one more

[07:52:34] little bitch ass I'm coming boys we're

[07:52:44] coming we're coming hold it down boys

[07:52:54] I just can't move, bro.

[07:53:19] The movement in this game is so fucking clunky.

[07:53:21] That's my only complaint.

[07:53:23] Going from up to down whenever I'm trying to move and it's just as slow as dog shit

[07:53:29] I never thought that there would be a game slower than Tarkov in terms of movement and I mean bro, we're here

[07:53:39] I'm trying to lay down on my guys like

[07:53:46] We're all cleared we're cleared we're cleared we're cleared fuck man

[07:53:50] It's my it is my only actual complaint like going from this I mean look at how long that

[07:53:59] takes man oh dude you're murdering my soul you're murdering my soul I'm pulling a summit

[07:54:09] you're murdering my soul you're murdering my soul we need level 10 recon in order

[07:54:16] Is that guy jamming music next day?

[07:54:22] We're pinned down on cranes, can we get some assistance?

[07:54:36] Come on, buy your shit, get in.

[07:54:46] I know usually we let the we let the retarded people fly in here guys I am so beyond over

[07:55:11] If we see anybody with a list for speech impediment, get them the fuck out of here.

[07:55:16] Get them the fuck out of here as fast as possible.

[07:55:31] Dear, petite husky normal hand size full head of hair leech.

[07:55:36] My pup started having seizures. Do you have any advice?

[07:55:41] I

[07:56:08] Fucking happy

[07:56:11] Columbia, USC checking in.

[07:56:13] We'll shine you back in your days here at Sabre Park.

[07:56:21] Enjoy the play test? Yeah.

[07:56:23] Yeah, I'm enjoying it. I definitely have my complaints, but I'm enjoying it.

[07:56:41] Oh my gosh, I just don't know how to land.

[07:57:10] Easy peasy.

[07:57:21] Now that those guys are out, I don't have to lose any money for killing them on accident.

[07:57:26] Let me try something real quick.

[07:57:31] People up here? No.

[07:57:42] Oh my gosh.

[07:57:52] Help! Help!

[07:57:55] Help! Help!

[07:57:57] I was getting shot while I was flying the chopper, yeah

[07:58:57] I'm good, there's a sniper out there somewhere, where, where, where, 40, 40 northeast,

[07:59:17] BOOM!

[07:59:34] What? What? What?

[07:59:47] Yeah!

[08:00:01] Shit!

[08:00:09] Minus 5k. Fuck me. Everyone's dead.

[08:00:13] Everyone's dead! Everyone's dead! Everyone's dead! Everyone's dead!

[08:00:23] Hey, you guys, this guy's your problem! This guy's your problem, buddy!

[08:00:26] Hey, I got him! I got him! I got him!

[08:00:27] That guy's your problem!

[08:00:28] You know, Japanese tip me 50, bro. Tip me 50 for the rest, bro.

[08:00:34] Is that making money on the surface?

[08:00:36] Yo, bro!

[08:00:37] What the fuck, bro?

[08:00:44] Gotta do what you gotta do gotta do what you got to do

[08:00:56] Why are we not getting points right now?

[08:01:07] So we need to play in this

[08:01:13] get in the yellow

[08:01:15] where is it going?

[08:01:17] I'm going guys, I got this

[08:01:19] wait for this tower

[08:01:23] I'm actually in here and nothing's happening

[08:01:25] this is kinda nice

[08:01:33] part of the haunted

[08:03:13] I am inside the building.

[08:03:43] I'm inside the building. There's there's people behind you guys

[08:03:48] We were such like I'm gonna make a difference out of the 32 you jackass

[08:03:53] I'm dead behind

[08:04:07] He just hit me with the GGs

[08:04:09] I

[08:04:12] Just got hit with the GGs

[08:04:24] Let me bribe I'll give I'll give you a hundred dollars for a rest

[08:04:30] $100 for a rest, please $100 for a rest. I got a hundred dollars over here for a rest

[08:04:35] $100 for a rest! $100 for a rest!

[08:04:43] Yes! Wait, Bino's been marking everything? How much money does he give me?

[08:04:47] Yo bro, you're a legend.

[08:04:59] Wait, so if I go with a sniper, and I mark them and then kill them,

[08:05:03] And that's the best way to make as much money?

[08:05:10] What happened to Denny? I think he DC'd, got mad that none of us backed out instantly

[08:05:14] or just backed out in general. I didn't mean to say that arrogantly, but just backed out.

[08:05:20] I think that's what happened.

[08:05:22] I'm not too sure. He could have just been tired, maybe I let him.

[08:05:25] There's a lot going on, man. Like, this game is fucking loud.

[08:05:30] A lot of chaos happening, you know?

[08:05:33] like that should be a kill man I don't fucking care I don't care about the ammo

[08:05:41] I don't care about the bullshit man if I shoot somebody to face that should be a

[08:05:47] fucking kill like that should be a kill! two headies!

[08:05:55] Please get the fucking shit there!

[08:06:25] I hate it, man. I hate it. I hate it so much.

[08:06:29] It's another one. This same guy is taking three fucking headies.

[08:06:34] You gotta be kidding me, man.

[08:06:37] Ah.

[08:06:39] It's so painful.

[08:06:47] There's another one. Let's try and go for a fifth one.

[08:06:55] Hmm

[08:07:13] Wait, it's not real wait a minute

[08:07:19] Wait

[08:07:21] no no no you can hear the head try to go drink you know I'm hit them I'm just I'm

[08:07:30] I'm I'm I'm shook

[08:07:36] this is unbelievable it's actually this is actually fucking the most

[08:07:41] unbelievable thing I've ever seen

[08:07:51] He takes another one I'm gonna hold that for thank God someone else killed him

[08:08:51] Sorry bitch ass

[08:09:21] 2 points! 2 points!

[08:09:23] Hehehe, this guy's gotta hype me up now!

[08:09:51] I don't care what the reason is I just don't care I don't I don't I truly don't care

[08:10:00] what the reason is if if I don't get a gun that headshots actually matter soon I do

[08:10:08] not see myself continuing to play this game for much longer and that's not even like

[08:10:14] Listen, y'all can completely disagree and be okay with people taking headshots and to

[08:10:22] each their own.

[08:10:23] I'm the one in the wrong, you can be the one in the right, I don't give a fuck.

[08:10:26] I'm just saying for me personally, I cannot play a game where I shoot people in the

[08:10:32] fucking head and it doesn't matter.

[08:10:36] Bro, it makes me wanna scream.

[08:10:39] It makes me want to lose my fucking mind.

[08:10:42] That is the most insane shit I have seen in a long time.

[08:10:47] I shot that motherfucker in the head like five times and he walked away like I just stole his

[08:10:56] lunch money!

[08:10:57] I gotta do nothing!

[08:11:00] Like I looked at him wrong and caught him a slur!

[08:11:10] Yeah, but okay, if it was Tarkov terms,

[08:11:15] if it was Tarkov terms,

[08:11:16] and the guy had a U-Latch on, okay?

[08:11:19] That makes sense.

[08:11:21] Because it's a level four helmet,

[08:11:22] I have an amble that doesn't pin it.

[08:11:24] I am shooting people without helmets,

[08:11:28] with no helmets, with a seven, six fucking one round,

[08:11:31] where the fuck it is?

[08:11:33] That should be a thing!

[08:11:35] That's ridiculous!

[08:11:38] If they're not investing in their kid,

[08:11:40] why do they get to take a head shot?

[08:11:43] How is that a thing?

[08:11:44] It was 556.

[08:11:45] Aren't you fucking high?

[08:11:47] You wanna talk about 556 not being a good enough round

[08:11:50] to kill somebody without a fucking helmet on?

[08:11:53] And then I got the other dumb ass in here

[08:11:55] called this a milsim.

[08:11:57] Are you fucking high?

[08:11:59] What are you talking about?

[08:12:01] That makes no sense.

[08:12:03] You cannot say milsim.

[08:12:04] That's why you move slow, hutch.

[08:12:06] Oh, 5-5-6 round! They should take it!

[08:12:09] What are you talking about?

[08:12:12] What the fuck are we smoking? Are we smoking farts?

[08:12:27] Hell yeah, fellas.

[08:12:28] Good game, y'all.

[08:12:30] Good comms, great calls.

[08:12:33] Dots?

[08:12:34] I'm fucking pissed.

[08:12:36] Look at the selling. Oh my god. Look at that cell

[08:12:51] Well in the beginning of the game we died twice out of the heli

[08:12:55] What's the greatest of stars?

[08:12:58] Thank you, sir.

[08:12:59] Thank you.

[08:13:00] I don't know how to respond to you again.

[08:13:02] Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay.

[08:13:04] Hit Jay, hit Jay.

[08:13:06] Jay, thank you, sir.

[08:13:08] That was horrible.

[08:13:10] That was a complete, like, polar opposite of my first game.

[08:13:15] Yeah.

[08:13:16] That was tough.

[08:13:18] That was tough.

[08:13:19] That was tough.

[08:13:20] That was tough.

[08:13:23] We gotta get to the point where we're putting cool stuff on our guns to man

[08:13:26] We're not even there yet

[08:13:26] Bro, I gotta get to the point where I shoot someone in the head with the sniper

[08:13:30] And if they don't have a helmet they fucking die brother, I shot a guy peanut, I'm not

[08:13:37] All god

[08:13:52] We should have went same color B. Why not? It's so hard to oh, I got accepted. It's so hard

[08:13:58] You gotta do man. They're all doing it. They're all spam agree

[08:14:09] Change team blue

[08:14:11] Nope, not gonna get up again, damn it!

[08:14:18] But hei, she didn't like SKS?

[08:14:21] No, no, the bullets fly like marshmallows through the sky.

[08:14:26] And I just had 50 kills with it.

[08:14:29] Dude, I fucking hated it.

[08:14:33] Who would get on by this?

[08:14:35] I

[08:14:38] Can now

[08:14:44] I'm on blue

[08:14:56] I'm in I cannot join this

[08:15:05] We're ugly.

[08:15:07] Definitely not.

[08:15:09] Maybe you're ugly and you're stinky.

[08:15:11] We're green, right?

[08:15:13] Can I spot that? I'm here.

[08:15:15] No, we're blue. We're blue. We're blue.

[08:15:17] Oh, shit.

[08:15:19] Oh, this is a good...

[08:15:21] This is not good.

[08:15:23] We should...

[08:15:25] We know what...

[08:15:29] What's the cure to this before I buy?

[08:15:31] Are we doing anything or am I buying this kid?

[08:15:33] I can't get on blue. No, Tim, but you can hit escape and go to change on the bottom right?

[08:15:38] No, no, I know, but like I'm going long time green right now

[08:15:41] You change the blue, change the blue, yeah

[08:15:44] Yeah guys, you change the blue, you change the blue, guys

[08:15:49] Okay, you gonna change the blue? You change the blue

[08:15:53] I'm changing the blue? Oh, I can't get on blue. I have an idea, I have an idea. What?

[08:15:59] All right guys, we're all going red, everybody go red.

[08:16:03] Wait, wait.

[08:16:03] Actually.

[08:16:04] Red.

[08:16:05] I'm on red.

[08:16:08] Everybody on red.

[08:16:10] I'm on red, P. I'm on red.

[08:16:12] Oh, I'm on red too.

[08:16:13] I'm on red too.

[08:16:15] I'm going to play against you guys.

[08:16:17] Bye.

[08:16:18] Wait, what?

[08:16:19] I can't get the team.

[08:16:20] I want to get the team.

[08:16:22] I can't get up.

[08:16:23] What if we just leave?

[08:16:25] And then we rejoin.

[08:16:27] We already invested our kids.

[08:16:29] We can look.

[08:16:29] I say we just fly in there, go and kill or die,

[08:16:32] And then we leave.

[08:16:33] Oh, no, no, no.

[08:16:34] We get all the safety.

[08:16:35] We get all the safety.

[08:16:36] Let's begin.

[08:16:37] What if you all just go back green right now?

[08:16:40] There's five spots.

[08:16:41] Go, go, go, go.

[08:16:42] Go, go, go.

[08:16:43] Go, go, go.

[08:16:44] Go, go, go.

[08:16:45] Go, go, go.

[08:16:46] I got it.

[08:16:47] Try it, try it.

[08:16:48] All right, again.

[08:16:49] It's already full.

[08:16:50] He's fucking rad, bro.

[08:16:51] Listen, bro.

[08:16:52] I'm fucking, I'll be playing against you guys.

[08:16:55] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[08:16:58] I can't.

[08:16:59] They're all trying.

[08:17:00] I'm on red.

[08:17:01] I got it as well.

[08:17:03] Bro, are we on red?

[08:17:04] I'm red.

[08:17:05] I'm red.

[08:17:06] It says deploying right now.

[08:17:09] Yeah, I'm on!

[08:17:10] Squad, squad, squad, squad.

[08:17:12] I just went to the squad.

[08:17:13] I just escaped and then find me on the right side and join.

[08:17:16] Perfect.

[08:17:17] These motherfuckers, bro.

[08:17:18] These motherfuckers.

[08:17:19] Seriously, man.

[08:17:20] Holy shit.

[08:17:21] It's unbelievable.

[08:17:22] Quicker back.

[08:17:23] Quicker back.

[08:17:24] There's one.

[08:17:25] Talk a lot.

[08:17:26] There's one for some reason.

[08:17:27] Am I in it?

[08:17:28] Am I in it?

[08:17:29] That unit, that unit.

[08:17:30] I lost that whole kid like this.

[08:17:48] I like the AK-74.

[08:17:50] Well, it's because you're ugly.

[08:17:52] Ugly people would like to- like to-

[08:17:54] maybe if you had arms or legs, you'd be able to shoot the gun.

[08:17:58] What?

[08:17:59] Just throw it out there.

[08:18:00] It has nothing to do with the weapon of choice.

[08:18:04] Hey?

[08:18:05] Mr. Hodge.

[08:18:06] Just say it.

[08:18:07] What are you doing?

[08:18:08] Kid, we actually play together this game and not crash the heli,

[08:18:11] so we're all fucking in a different location.

[08:18:14] Where are we going?

[08:18:15] I don't know what you're talking about.

[08:18:17] That never happened.

[08:18:18] Alright.

[08:18:19] I got new ammo and I got some shit.

[08:18:22] This is what we're doing.

[08:18:23] I'm taking team lead.

[08:18:25] This is what we're fucking doing.

[08:18:26] We are playing the fucking circle the entire time.

[08:18:32] Screw the snipers.

[08:18:33] We go into a building.

[08:18:34] We hold that bitch down.

[08:18:36] Wait, we're all back here, hold on.

[08:18:38] We hold.

[08:18:38] I'm in for it, man!

[08:18:40] I'm ready.

[08:18:41] I'm in town.

[08:18:42] I'm in for it!

[08:18:43] Where's your line?

[08:18:45] This is on the right, on the right.

[08:18:47] It's kind of satisfying like leveling up and getting guns and shit.

[08:18:50] It is. It is very satisfying.

[08:18:52] I can't believe that I was gonna fucking hate this game.

[08:18:55] And then after that last game, I don't know if I hate it.

[08:18:57] You might not know what the hell it is.

[08:18:59] I'm losing my mind a little bit, but it's like I'm fun losing my mind.

[08:19:10] Oh, P.P., P, please. P, please.

[08:19:17] You're just doing this easy, you're making it up that easy!

[08:19:29] Why am I taking damage?

[08:19:33] Someone is doing something else on this island.

[08:19:36] You shoot me again!

[08:19:38] I'll fucking shoot you!

[08:19:47] Bro, what the fuck are you getting mad at?

[08:19:49] Oh my.

[08:19:53] What are you getting mad at me for, bro?

[08:19:55] I'm just trying to single-round.

[08:19:57] Well, how?

[08:19:58] How?

[08:19:59] Where's your proof?

[08:20:06] I don't.

[08:20:07] So you're wrong.

[08:20:07] You're wrong.

[08:20:09] Yeah, Tim, so you're shooting me.

[08:20:11] So you're you are shooting me.

[08:20:15] No, no, don't do it.

[08:20:16] I invested some money.

[08:20:47] We got go that way anyways, let's go boys. Let's go

[08:21:03] We're coming bro, we're coming I

[08:21:10] Want that $200 I want that $200

[08:21:17] I'm looking and in the bush on the bush running on the

[08:21:32] I just ran right to left

[08:21:44] I killed the one underneath the hill

[08:21:54] Nice

[08:21:56] Left side P left side

[08:22:01] No, no, no, there's more over here. They're me

[08:22:06] They're ready to work. So we're so we're red now. Okay. Yeah

[08:22:11] I know that kind of confused me

[08:22:16] We're already not doing the we're not doing the plan everybody go back to oh my

[08:22:21] What the fuck just happened to you?

[08:22:31] Yeah, sounds good

[08:22:53] Everyone up. Yep, you're good. I think there's one on the way top

[08:22:58] One on way top dead are you gonna the zone we should activate that drill

[08:23:09] Yeah

[08:23:19] That's what I've been saying on the stairs on the stairs. I see that he's dead

[08:23:23] Yeah, you can activate the trail which pulls the circle that you have to hold that

[08:23:32] Thank you chat, thank you chat

[08:23:36] You know that white white words are about all of our speed is a war dogs beta. Yeah

[08:23:53] I love you too! I love you too!

[08:24:10] I killed that guy.

[08:24:16] One more of those bushes over there across.

[08:24:23] I gotta reload.

[08:24:24] Yes, but it's rather fun.

[08:24:26] Oh well, I think nobody's in front of me.

[08:24:32] I have an LMG, guys.

[08:24:35] Guys work, bro.

[08:24:47] Push, push, push, go, go, go, go!

[08:24:49] Oh

[08:25:02] I killed the one inside one more

[08:25:12] Yeah, yeah, I'll be there a second

[08:25:19] at the very top of Bob can spawn

[08:25:30] I've seen them I've seen them spawn up there. I've seen it. I don't know for a hundred percent

[08:25:49] Uhhh, oh god.

[08:25:51] Yeah! I'm down!

[08:26:09] Thank you, Tom.

[08:26:19] All right, are they still up there we know

[08:26:28] Thank you, I appreciate you. Oh my gosh, you hear how much more peaceful it is without them yelling ties that incredible

[08:26:35] Okay, okay

[08:26:49] all right y'all ready let's clear it wait SKS let's go kill that guy let's go this

[08:26:58] sniper over here

[08:27:13] Jesus

[08:27:19] I need to loot these guys about the round ammo I killed two Tom

[08:27:48] I need a re-up, but I can't find any of the damn bodies I dropped.

[08:28:02] Let's go to the next zone.

[08:28:05] Boys, we gotta push into that next zone. We're all just kinda chillin' right now.

[08:28:08] Here we go, P.M., come on.

[08:28:09] The police hanging around.

[08:28:11] They need to get you away from this door, so...

[08:28:16] They gotta get out of this fuckin' tower.

[08:28:18] Uh, sure you revived it with the wrong guy, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.

[08:28:23] Thank you, good chair, thank you, good chair, you're $10.

[08:28:25] Yeah, sir!

[08:28:26] I mean, I wouldn't have revived that guy.

[08:28:27] What is that?

[08:28:29] He was very, very kind to me.

[08:28:31] What is that thing on the bottom?

[08:28:33] What is that on the bottom of my scope?

[08:28:34] What is that?

[08:28:36] What is that?

[08:28:37] Shut up.

[08:28:38] I'm shitting.

[08:28:39] All right, where's the zone now?

[08:28:40] We gotta get to the zone.

[08:28:42] But next round, by the way, I'm figuring out how to build.

[08:28:44] I'm the little bomb.

[08:28:45] I went for the big guy.

[08:28:48] You gotta be up here, right?

[08:28:55] Guys, what?

[08:28:56] I shoot this flat over and I've got the fucking head, bro.

[08:28:59] What do you think?

[08:29:00] Not what?

[08:29:01] Oh, God!

[08:29:02] I'm trying to come, Key.

[08:29:03] Where?

[08:29:04] Do not come, do not come.

[08:29:05] I'm coming.

[08:29:06] There's someone sending me, there's someone sending me from, uh, uh, the south way, south

[08:29:10] way.

[08:29:11] The South way South way

[08:29:18] Everyone's just

[08:29:22] It's like war

[08:29:25] Everyone's dying around this piece jackass. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh what the hell is a thousand guys in there?

[08:29:34] In the building I'm lighted up

[08:29:41] There's a lot in there.

[08:29:44] Let him have it, dad!

[08:29:48] Let him know!

[08:29:50] Reloading, reloading!

[08:29:53] Did I kill myself?

[08:29:55] Is there a faster way to do this?

[08:29:58] Or do I have to do this every run?

[08:30:01] Which is crazy to hear me say whenever we literally play Tarkov all day, but...

[08:30:11] I

[08:30:20] Bottom right

[08:30:26] We mean bottom right where bottom right oh

[08:30:35] Yes, please

[08:30:41] Alright, we'll be by in 8Ks.

[08:30:59] I'm coming, I'm coming!

[08:31:11] Yo, yo, Landis in that circle, bro, Landis in that circle

[08:31:41] 14 unanswered, let's go.

[08:31:58] Bus.

[08:31:59] Bottom left, got you.

[08:32:00] boss bottom left got you

[08:32:08] All right, that's Sniper motherfucker right there

[08:32:38] when there's a community, get off the game, I'll get it.

[08:32:52] We start fresh tomorrow.

[08:32:54] We start fresh tomorrow.

[08:32:56] Guys, I'm going to be honest, having a lot of fun, but between listening to the screaming and the discord about dying, the fob, the snipers,

[08:33:06] I've had enough. I've had enough. I've had enough. I've had enough today. I have had enough.

[08:33:14] The headshots and people just plinking headies.

[08:33:18] Again, just the ultimate just absolute fucking

[08:33:23] ear aids of

[08:33:25] everything going on. I've had enough. I've had enough. I've had enough. I've had enough!

[08:33:30] I've had enough today. I've had enough. I'm losing my fucking marbles.

[08:33:35] And I can't, boys, I can't, I can't anymore.

[08:33:39] I can't, I can't, I can't.

[08:33:41] We'll be back on again tomorrow.

[08:33:42] We're gonna give it a true college try.

[08:33:45] I don't hate it.

[08:33:46] I don't hate it at all.

[08:33:48] Is it what I expected now?

[08:33:51] Is it worse than I expected now?

[08:33:54] I mean, it's a good game.

[08:33:55] It's definitely a good game.

[08:33:58] I think we're not really getting the real experience

[08:34:00] because the entire lobby is just people sniping

[08:34:03] the ever-living fuck out of us,

[08:34:05] which I think will be better when we can join servers

[08:34:08] and they aren't just like instantly filling every second.

[08:34:12] So like in the morning time,

[08:34:13] whenever it's just us with Nick,

[08:34:14] obviously there's going to be people in there,

[08:34:16] but you know, it's not everyone going out.

[08:34:18] I mean, it's gonna be a lot better that way, but.

[08:34:20] I nominate 10.

[08:34:21] My first thoughts, I don't know

[08:34:22] what I would give it out of 10.

[08:34:24] To be honest, I'd probably give it

[08:34:26] like a four and a half out of 10 right now for me.

[08:34:28] I'm not truly in love with it.

[08:34:30] I don't absolutely hate it.

[08:34:33] I don't know.

[08:34:34] It's given me like the same vibes as I felt like when we played Hell at Loose, like I enjoy

[08:34:37] it and it's not bad, but I would not play it for longer than a week personally, me personally.

[08:34:45] It's just, it's, I don't know, it doesn't have that like true like it's going to suck

[08:34:49] me in like Tarkov ass, where there's like a lot of depth and a lot of this and a lot

[08:34:53] of that.

[08:34:54] It truly is just feels like a glorified battlefield at the moment, but that also might be

[08:34:57] because we haven't unlocked real shit.

[08:35:00] We're not going out in our runs risking more than what we're getting back in like three

[08:35:04] kills.

[08:35:05] So maybe the more I play and the more we risk, the more I'll feel like I'm like attached to

[08:35:11] my runs.

[08:35:12] But right now they just kind of, I don't know, it hasn't really grabbed me.

[08:35:16] It really hasn't.

[08:35:17] So we'll see.

[08:35:18] We're back at it again tomorrow.

[08:35:19] Like I said, I'm gonna give it a real try.

[08:35:21] I'm gonna try it again tomorrow and, you know, we'll see if I love it.

[08:35:26] But I'm not too sure at the moment.

[08:35:28] Not too sure.

[08:35:29] I love you guys, man, not only thank you so much for the $50 super chat.

[08:35:34] Nate Hill wants to join your Tarkov class.

[08:35:36] I nominate him.

[08:35:38] Let's get our first students graduated before we start just taking people in.

[08:35:44] We'll get some more.

[08:35:45] We'll get some more.

[08:35:46] No, we don't play however.

[08:35:47] Guys, I'm not mad at how peanut is playing.

[08:35:49] It's just bro, like he trying to listen to the audio, which is fucked up on my end.

[08:35:54] Our beacon is so shot.

[08:35:55] shot the discord audio is loud for me but you guys can't hear the people the

[08:36:00] game audio is ear piercing for me with the discord audio it's just so chocked

[08:36:04] on my it's it's my fault it's not their fault I just have to mute half the

[08:36:08] fucking time but I appreciate you guys man thank y'all so much for today dudes

[08:36:13] awesome day awesome stream I love you I appreciate you I hope you guys have a

[08:36:17] wonderful night we'll be live early tomorrow morning probably a little

[08:36:20] earlier than usual I want to be able to get on and actually play for a

[08:36:24] full day so but I appreciate you guys man I hope y'all have a wonderful rest of

[08:36:30] your night dudes all righty I will talk to y'all tomorrow much love I

[08:36:34] appreciate you thank you again for chilling I love y'all and I'll see you

[08:36:37] in the morning okay I will see you