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SLUR SATURDAY | BEST WARDOGS HELI PILOT, THAT BEEPING IS NOT A WEIGHT LIMIT WARNING
08-22-2026 · 12h 05m
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you
you
you
You
Feeling like a ball of bad blood in
What are we gonna do?
I'm not fake, small, gleaming
Yeah, I'm the lie that you choose to believe in
Guess the truth kinda lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a loving lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
And picking it up wouldn't matter
This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick
You need a hero
We need a hero
That's because he has no bitches and no job
He kills whatever we can because again he has no bitches and no job
We need a hero
I'm holding on for the heroes on the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And I
From where I've been at night
you
you
you
you
you
I just ran out of toilet paper, and I'm still mid-dirty-dude.
what should I do? Fight the strength!
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GOOD MORNING
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GOOD MORNING
everybody
Hello, hello, hello, hello, happy slur, Saturday.
Now I know some of y'all to predict the future today.
And if you've watched long enough,
you know that two things, you know two, you never mind.
Black shirt, black shirt, you gotta break the mold.
We're up early, we grinding, we doing things.
Gotta break the mold, man.
You gotta break the mold.
You gotsta, gotsta, gotsta.
Good morning, everybody.
What a beautiful day it is.
What a beautiful day it is today.
Can I get it, amen?
Can I get it, amen?
God, thank you for the $2 super chat.
I'm prairie dogged it.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Oh, shits.
Hahaha.
Oh, I'm pretty shits you.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Thank you so much for the two, man.
Oh, god. Thank you for the two months.
K, thank you for the 18.
Spooky, thank you for the 16.
Flambo, thank you for the tier one.
And Tech, thank you so much for the sum overall.
Thank you so much for the 58 months.
Good morning, guys.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
How's everybody doing?
I just addicted?
I wouldn't say addicted, but I am excited to play the game today.
You know, yesterday, we didn't have, we didn't have a bad day yesterday.
You know, like the first game we, you know, we dominated as we do.
And then the second game, we just, in the third game,
game. We just kind of got slammed by stream snipers, which that is what it is. That that
happens. I also ran out of sins yesterday, which is never good. So I went and got some.
Now I'm ready to rock and roll.
Uh-oh.
There we go.
So I'm ready to rock and roll.
In my opinion, his stream was ass last night?
Yeah.
What happened?
Was he just going through hell?
Yo, John, thank you so much for the 10 gifts today, man.
I appreciate you big dog.
Welcome everybody to the community on behalf of John's coming in with a tenor.
I appreciate you man. Thank you so much.
And Farted Pickle, thank you for the fiber.
Keeping me busy at work, Hutch, having a safe video game session. I appreciate you man.
Thank you for the love dude.
And make this a little bit larger.
Nick wasn't lying last night when he was saying my camera's so small.
I
Just a lot of stream snipers last night. Yeah, I mean it's I mean bro listen. That's that's that's that's gonna happen
You know
I'm excited man
Yeah, the camera is the problem. They shut your bitch ass up
yeah dog rat son of a bitch what are we doing again war dogs yeah dog bitch I hope
I was banned the camera adds a hundred pounds all right stream sniping is so
cringe hey bro listen it is what it is you know the beautiful thing is that I
mean we're still gonna deal with it ourselves but not nearly as bad today
I'm actually so excited to play the game and not just have waves of zombies in every lobby all
Although we probably will but it's it's definitely less than what we play with pink. It's my camera. Good size was it too big now
Like my Johnson
Is the camera good
it's good all right
okay so where are we at all righty yesterday yo thank you for the 20
Please deliver God read my band of pill. I didn't mean to make you mad boss
Hey
Welcome back welcome back welcome back. We'll let you back in we all let you back in we are eight
You have been forgetting you have been forgiven. There you go
There you go. Welcome back welcome back, but don't you piss me off again?
But don't you do it? You know, whatever I'm upset. I'm like an uncaged gorilla now. You gotta be careful
You got to keep your distance a little bit and by what welcome back King KB. Welcome him back. Welcome him back. All right
So yesterday we were sniping
Like crazy, okay
Yo, bro, please please please please please please. Okay yesterday. We were sniping like crazy now you guys have had
all day to kind of look is sniping the go-to or not is there if I keep sniping will I get
to snipers that actually do something.
Yes.
Okay, so do we put the hours in today, let's unlock the Mosin, maybe the, I used the SD98
and it was nasty whenever I used a spot on top of that tower.
So, do we put in that work today?
Yeah, all right, let's do it, bro. Let's do it. Let's be the guy they talk about being
the sniper. All right, we're gonna be the sniper. Everybody knows this for three things
eating obesity and sniping. That's what they know us for. And a little bit of autism.
Just a little bit, just a little bit, just a little bit.
What is this title?
Well, you've never been butt naked flying an F-17?
You're missing out, son.
You're missing out, son.
I wonder if I can go like this.
Beautiful, there we go.
You leak the server?
Fuck it, bro, I don't care.
You're leaking your server. Oh my gosh, North America East
Yeah, yeah back me out. Hey
Hey, give me out of here
Shit
Yeah
Yeah, that'll happen either think about a five repeat. I love this game
He had hilarious moments with the prox chat later in the stream, did he?
I'm excited to give it another try. I was talking to Nick last night. I
Didn't I think the server's fucking shot by the way
Yesterday the day not the game the day
Wasn't the greatest experience. That's why I'm looking forward today. I'm looking forward to today
I feel I'm gonna really enjoy it today yesterday the servers were jam-packed. It was all you know
Some bullshit. I'm looking forward to joining in the games that are already going on and seeing what the fuck we got going on
I think I got a restart
Great start great start
Hey watch your language. Hey, hey watch your language now. Don't you a don't you be bad mouth in my nick mercs now
Don't you pee bad mouth of them?
Don't you be bad mouth of them? You ever seen Mortal Kombat?
You know that big-ass goblin with that little-ass goblin that rides around on the shoulders?
That's me and Nick. You better be careful.
You better be careful. Watch your profanity!
I gotta get my wife to bring me her water.
Yeah, I'ma try and convince Nick to play today.
And I'ma tell him the same thing I've come to terms with.
Yesterday was a trial by fire, okay?
Was a trial by fire.
We had a lot of people watching, a lot of people were excited to get a chance to come
and hang, yada, yada, yada, blah, blah, blah.
Feel sorry for ourselves.
It's time to grab our fucking nuts and get back in there.
We cannot be hode. We cannot be hode.
Oh my gosh. I'm in a queue.
God! Woman that was quick! Did you sprint?
Thank you!
I
Yeah, that's Queen I didn't take my pills yesterday. I only need the juice pill, please
Huh, I took that one of course I had to be consistent now
I'm waiting in a cube the game I
I brought it in there cuz it's easier
What
Every bathroom yeah, 100%
Yo, can I get in the fucking game man, I'm ancient
Bro, I don't know, man, all right, listen, don't hoe me for my water, all right.
My wife is obsessed with it.
I just say yes, and I shake my head, okay.
You're going to get to that point with yours as well.
You stop asking questions, okay.
She brings you in water and a glass bottle.
You don't ask.
Hey, baby, I love this water.
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
I'll just tell Chad how much I loved it.
Yeah, you too. Love you, baby.
Yeah, you don't ask any questions, okay?
Don't ask any fucking questions.
You just say yes.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
Bro, no one's leaving this game.
I'll stay in the queue.
Motherfucker!
All the servers are completely full I feel like no matter what I do I might have to wait
How's the game on controller I think good I haven't heard a anybody complain about it
So I just all right all right all right I'm tired of waiting leaving Q. What about this
one I joined this one five player Q.
Bro, there is no half full servers.
Guys, look, they're literally all completely full.
Oh, he said no one ever.
Oh my gosh, I'm in queue again.
14!
Everybody joined the server instantly.
Uncheck, show full.
No speakers in English.
No speakers English. Give me a minute. Thank you. No speak the English. No I'm not gonna
go into five bro because everybody's gonna join us. It's gonna be you cock-suckers.
Oh. Shit. Green. Always green. Green until we die.
I leaked it again FUCK.
Alright.
Yo, so Carmel was saying the SKS is kinda nutty, bro.
The scout rifle ruined my soul yesterday
Mmm SKS is fire. All right, we're gonna try it again. Do we go flesh damage or do we go FMJ?
FMJ maybe that's what the problem was yesterday when we were using it we were using flesh
And do we go do we go like?
Do we go with the scope
Yeah, we gotta go scope, okay
There's a 45 I did I shot this yesterday and it was terrible
Yo, give me one more. I gotta make it kid. I gotta make it kid. I'm slow. I just woke up give me a moment
Y'all go I'll catch up I'll catch up
All right, that's good
gear and go here here here here items good loose ammo I don't even know it's
762 right purple yeah these motherfuckers are waiting on me
There we go, let's go
Let's rock boys
How you doing today you doing all right
That's good. Hell yeah hell yeah
That right, that right, that right, that right, that right, all the divinos I forgot
because I was rushed these bastards.
Then they got in that circle quick, holy shit.
Parkov ain't going anywhere man, we only got a weekend to play this.
Oh shit, sorry.
Did you just shoot me?
I don't know, I punched you, I'm sorry.
Thank you
Later bro, thank you
there's people in there
of
death
of
death
of
I
Don't bitch
You get smoked down there
Everyone dead in my building? Shit.
Where's the air?
oh boy that guy's crazy if he thinks I'm going down there fucking
shit
Two dead.
How are you alive?
I'm looking I'm looking
Shit!
I
Bitch
Later bitch
Let her bitch holy shit
Yo, it's crazy up here brother so many people
I'll save those guys.
I'm coming boys!
Get those guys keep doing their things
Nice
all these guys we have 15 people up here and now one person looked at the fucking staircase
you sons of bitches yo we got so much money on that first one holy shit yo nobody cares
bitch fuck you nobody cares nobody cares
yo revive me bro revive me man come on
revive me bro please hey hey me with a
revive dog come on man it's the most
action I've seen in years help me
help me please God help me
you gonna help me
your whole team will push
revive me man
oh man listen bro you got to drag me to my team come on you got to drag me to
Okay, yeah, sure. That sounds like a great idea.
You're gonna do it?
You tell me where they are, I will definitely do it.
Yo, look at that. You see that?
That's a crisp $50 bill if you do the job.
You ever seen a $50 bill before?
Come on, man.
That's something. Never mind.
yo man come on let's go let's get out of here I'll see you later Jiffy
I'll see you later too!
Hehehehe
Yeah!
Hey, don't you look at me, town!
I'll see you later, town!
Hehehehe
Turn this shit for a fucking god!
Hehehehe
Let's get out of here, man!
I can't move!
Just to turn this thing!
There we go!
You motherfucker!
Don't listen to him!
Don't listen to him!
Wait, you know what yo fuck you man
It's all right, that's all right, that's all right
Listen, I ain't gonna lie my teams on the other side of the map. I'ma give up but gentlemen if I see you out there
I'm gonna oh shit wait someone's reviving me
Wait, okay, listen listen listen. I want no beef. I'll make my way out of here. Okay, I
appreciate you let me live I appreciate you man and thank you both thank you for
whoa whoa whoa put the gun down put the gun down put the gun down guys guys
guys put the gun down take it easy take it easy I'm gonna make my way out of
here all right appreciate you man thank you hey appreciate Godspeed
you dumbass bitch I had to kill your friend I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
all right I'm gonna get out of here I love you guys I'll see y'all later
I
Shit shit shit shit
Shit shit
Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
Hey!
Yo, they stole my gun!
Yo, no, don't do it! You stole my gun!
Oh my god.
Shit.
Oh
I
Give me my fucking gun bitch. Oh
Wait, you're the guy who saved me. Hey, I appreciate you, bro
But I gotta I gotta do what I gotta do to survive out here. Okay? I gotta do that
Gotta do to survive you gonna be okay. You gonna be okay cause I'm back up
You're gonna be all right. Yo, go you gonna be all right. You gonna be all right
I'm sorry for this
Holy shit we assassinated them
He was looking for me little bitch pussy
So I should but knock people and then kill them
Shoot in the head headshots don't fucking matter bro straight out. Oh
I'm wasting time right now.
You can go get a good angle on these guys.
I want to move into one of those apartments and shoot down at the other apartments.
That's my goal right now.
Let's go get that other apartment headshots matter you get a kill but I know they matter
bro I'm more of like just saying that out of anger I shot a guy five times in his head
yesterday and he lived to tell the story
We're so far away from that, H.C.
Okay.
He's dead.
Shit
Whoop no way that missed
He's gonna push me or I'm gonna push him.
Oh shit.
Peak me bitch.
I don't know where that shot went.
I got no idea. If I'm gonna push this full.
I hit the wall? You think so?
Gonna push this full.
Hope I cancel my heal again.
I know he's gonna bitch me a little bit.
Does anyone know is melee's a one shot kill?
Can I buy a knife and like shank people?
You little fucking bitch, you little fucking bitch.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
WHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
FUUUUCK!
Alright. Good run!
I made a lot of money that round.
Hey, watch out!
Shit, thank you so much for the information! God, it should probably mod you or something for that incredible... SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Dead-eye flash hider. I feel like a muzzle brake would be better.
hold on what's this hold on hold on a 33 round mag yeah are you fucking kidding me
absolutely I'd take a 33 round mag absolutely I would beautiful give some
loose ammo in this job and then we're gonna go heal heal heal heal
cool beans see you around wait can I I need to buy binocs y'all said I need to
by binocs. What? Yeah, brother, for real, man, we need a damn IED for them fucking tanks.
Yeah, man, damn day gone, tanks, sons of bitches, motherfuckers.
Don't worry, boys, I have tons of hours in flying helicopters. Come on.
load her up! come on get in! get in! hell yeah man, i'll get us in there.
Oh, I might, I might. I gotta turn on music if I die.
It's not my fault, okay?
Shit.
Four,
two, one.
This is your captain speaking.
We're gonna be flying at 5,000 feet.
We're going to be landing straight in, claiming lives for the U.S. of A. Freedom, baby. Can I get an A-man?
I'm ready!
I don't know.
I got the police officer to load out.
I'mma keep you nice and cell, fuck.
Medic!
I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
I
Can't die like this. I can't die like this
I'm minus 9429 dollars
I got $50 I got $50 somebody save me $50
They got fifty dollars
Help I see you down there
God bless them God bless Dallar and Hart still making left turns and having a man
Damn
Kill him for damn!
Kill him for damn!
Help!
Help!
Oh, that's all good, Sheila.
Help!
Help!
Help!
I need a pay call to work on my jibby.
I need a big chungus to rub my Johnson right now
He'll be I'm on the roof. I'm on the roof
Yeah, come on bad, though rope up here grabbing with my hands
Don't save me
He's a liar! He'll cancel the transaction!
Yes! I love you!
Holy shit, we're alive! Dale, we're alive!
Hahahahaha!
Thank you!
AHHHHH!
Mother of God!
Thank you, boys!
Oh, shit!
I got you, I got you.
Oh!
I'm going to rub some of this American in the back.
I'll give you nipples.
Rubber snaples! Rubber snaples!
Rubber snaples! Rubber snaples!
Who the hell is shooting at us, Wexel?
Some goddamn honky, brother.
fuck yo I did not land where I wanted to land
what's going on brother oh I guess I did again
We gotta get out of here!
This place sucks!
Where's the other one who was trying to touch my booze?
No! Not the BUSY!
I hit him once! Fuck!
11.
Holy shit, that guy was experienced and so he doesn't come over here.
Holy shit, that guy was experienced and somebody doesn't come over here.
Oh, watch out, you piece of shit!
Thank you, bring me a gun, sir.
You're gonna be okay, you're gonna be okay, big house.
Let me just massage your booty.
I'm massaging your booty, cheeks, you're gonna be okay.
I'm rubbing his nipples, I'm rubbing his nipples.
Touch him, touch him, touch him.
I'm touching his nipples and I'm robbing his nipples.
Oh, I'll grab him.
There's one left.
yo boys we got to get out of here we got to go to the objective we're losing
bad come on boys let's go let's go on me let's go let's go let's go whatever
you say is the team leader come on
oh shit
I smoked one!
In the window!
I smoked one
In the window
I'm dead
Yeah, I was dead. I knew I was dead. There was no coming back MP 9 versus pistol law was cooked
Shit. Shit. Not good. Not good. Not good.
Help! Help! Help!
Yo, I hear you guys gotta revive, kid. Yo, I know I'm part of the other-
Thank you so much! I love you!
AHHHHHH!
You bastard!
HEEEEEEEEEP!
HEEEEEEEEEP!
Wenzel, is that you?
Wenzel!
Wenzel, I can hear you, brother.
You gotta save me!
They got me as well, Chaba!
Yo, MP9 man, you gotta save me one more time.
Come on, I- I love you, please!
Can I have my way with you?
What the fuck?
If you kiss me, sure.
come on give me up what come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on
come on give me up man please yes I love you thank you thank you man thank you so you
You CANCELED IT!
HELP!
HEEEEELP!
He's completely robbed me.
Listen, no, no, no, don't shoot me, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot, I'ma take my gun and I'ma leave.
I'ma take my gun and I'ma leave.
I'ma take my gun and I'ma leave. Wait, let me get these points.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yo, get me up, man. Come on. Get me up. Get me up. Hey, don't leave me. Get me up,
man. Come on. I'm going to get out of here. Thank you, Fonzie. Thank you. I'm running.
I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry I ever did this. Okay, okay, okay. Thank you. Thank you.
You mother fucker. Oh, it does work. Okay, I can decent people to death. Help
me help me help me oh thank you so much let me test something I had to test
something you had to test something I had to test something I'm sorry back at
arrest let me get a resume no what what don't listen to him he's an asshole
Oh, help me!
Fonzie, thank you!
I'm gonna run.
I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here.
Wait, I'm coming back. I'm coming.
Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
I got no ammo. Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
Hey, you got the extra rounds.
I need just a couple extra bullets, please.
Just a couple. Oh, let me get some points.
Thank you.
Wait one second.
Smile good. Let me get you is what everybody get in the picture get in the get in the picture
Get in the picture man. You guys look fantastic
Okay, any extra bullets you got any extra bullets any extra bullets?
I'm begging. I'm begging
Can I get a rest
Can I get a rest
Don't leave! Don't leave me!
I got $50 for a res! $50!
$50!
Can I get a res?
Can I get a res?
All right, hey listen listen y'all might hold me out right now, but hey did you see the top right?
No longer negative. We got blown up on that helicopter everybody thought I was gonna lose money and we still made $50
I don't want to hear nothing. I
Don't want to hear anything from anybody. I made $50. How much money did you make today? Not shit
Not $50. No way. I'm serving hot dogs
Making money
Y'all they make $50. Oh, no, no you couldn't have cuz I made the $50
Get a little bit of ammo
Go helmet go armor
Yes, and a breeder. Yes. Yes. Thank you, baby
Oh, yeah, you know this guy knows how to fly bro. You know this guy knows how to fly
Hi
Kaiser!
Let's go, bro!
Hehehehaha, I got full faith!
Kitchen!
Couple forget about it!
Motseril!
Lock it, boss!
You ain't gonna kill us. We're gonna live. We're gonna live. We're gonna live to a tired 11
Just keep me high up I'm gonna jump on the outskirts
It's on the house good somewhere don't matter where
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, right here's good. I see y'all later
I
Lock it lock it lock it
Yo get this shit out of here.
Not good.
I thought we were here.
I'd love to run back.
We're gonna terrorize these motherfuckers.
That's guaranteed.
Is that a fucking tank?
I think that's a tank.
hunting for me over there wait we get maximum amount of points
all right kind of blew that kill you'll like I understand what a spotter does I
I I know my job
three
three
three
three
three
three
three
two
No kid, you stop going off, I'm awake!
Oh
Oh
Killed that oh areas
Oh, they done took the high ground, Jeffrey.
Well they did it.
I
Puss it
Yeah, my team's in dead last
We're shooting we're shooting
I hear you.
who's shooting up there? I could have sworn I heard him!
Shit.
All right, still look for a better angle.
Oh shit, that is the circle.
Damn it.
Shh.
Yo, my team's kind of rallying a little bit.
We're starting to get OBJs.
We're rallying, we're rallying.
Oh, shit.
I
Father fuck
Good morning, good morning
I don't want to talk about it I don't want don't don't look at me
Fuck don't look at me don't look at me don't look at me
Oh, shit.
I hope you know those guys are coming over here.
That's gonna suck.
Oh, what the hell?
What the fuck?
the tower
Yeah, I kill one but they got the rest go push I got your windows I got your windows go go go
I killed the guy up top one in right window these red things
Nice good good good good good
Yeah, no problem. Get up, soldier.
Just dude how long are you gonna lay in that bush you absolute bitchless hoe
Hey, how's it in that bush you fucking pussy?
How's that bush feel huh you loser?
He said the bush is left side of the road left side of the road in the bushes
I have no idea to be honest.
Do he sit in the bushes like an absolute pussy?
Thank you, babe.
Oh
Don't mind me, I'm just gonna yes, thank you
I do yeah
You need one you need one
Okay
250 dollars I'll die for 250 dollars oh shit I see it I see I'm I'll die for that 250
I'll die for it.
I have no idea where I'm getting shot from.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
300
Okay, bitch
Okay, bitch
Hi, let's go get that 250 dollars 300 dollars. Oh my gosh some high rollers
I
My gun why why is it not chambering itself it must be because I'm sprinting
Shit
I
See you I see you I see you
Four hundred dollars
they're everywhere careful yeah just stay right there stay planted I'm gonna
here you have a swat
there you go
and
and we got a guy close to us rev close to us close to us
How's he alive he didn't kill him
Honestly can't be mad yo grab me you can grab me snipe it all the way across the map
He's in the fucking tower!
Oh, shit!
Jesus Christ!
Thank you, Ralph!
Holy schnikes!
Hold that $15, man. Go get you a subway sandwich or something, even though it didn't sponsor me.
Let's go get yourself a sub.
Fuck this.
Damn.
Don't worry boys, help's coming.
I
Sighted him get grab him now grab him now grab him now. I got the sniper. He's hit. He's not dead. He's just hit grab him
There's one in the bush down here. I know I shot him in the face. You should be not there now
You gotta be okay. You gotta be okay
It's alright, it's alright, it's better than being dead, huh?
I one time, one Christmas, my parents, they got me a little electric motorcycle and I
thought it was really cool so I wanted to do a, oh shit, give me a second.
I'm dead!
Fuck!
Medic!
He's across the road across the road
I
Think I so much for all the subs I'll catch up in a moment
He said where's the nicest quality bush
Yeah, where's the OBJ dude look at our team our whole teams over here. This is where the OBJ is we are fucked
It's a money-making run we ain't winning it's all about making that money
shit
holy shit
Holy shit, a lot of loot
Don't look over here yo keep moving keep moving
I hope you die!
Shoot him boys!
Shoot him!
Alright let's move!
Shoot him boys!
Shoot him boys!
All right, let's move
That was great
Yeah
Yeah, baby, I appreciate you man. My god
My man! My man! Hell yeah!
Go separate to the right.
Where's this guy at?
Is he up in the tower?
No? Where is he?
Y'all W-wans.
where are you? you got to be over here
he's sniping
somewhere you see him where where where it's in the tower
On the next hill, on the next hill I got one of them!
Well, that's the worst name you said that I haven't even shot yet, bitch, pussy!
What are you yapping about?
Yeppin' about!
Shitter!
I got $50!
I got $50 for res!
$50!
Whad's up?
Oh!
Run my nipples man!
Oh! Whad's up!
HELP ME! HELP ME!
What? I gotta get at least 20%!
That's a- that's a dead steal!
Come on now. We all know the blue team has weapons of mass destruction around here.
Oh, you're dead again. Hey, Wetzel. I get you. I'm rubbing. I'm rubbing them. Oh,
I think I'm taking
Guys we are in dead last almost
Oh
Reset I can't I can't give me out of there, bro
Yeah, there, bro. Give me the fuck out of there, man. Oh my god
Can I get the- YEEEES!
Oh my gosh we got it.
This better be the greatest scope, I mean the greatest gun of all time, where I'm banning
at least three people straight up on job.
This better be the greatest sniper of all time.
more your man take me by the hand to make you understand more your man he has
a plan all right there's that all right time to make some money we don't
Spent it all to get the most oh, I love the look of it. I love the look of it
Hey
All right, so let me ask you this headshots they dying
Wait, so if I get kills you get you get ship for it
Yeah, we're mad, don't you think I'm doing this?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Eww
You're gonna lose your eyes, it's between your hair now
I'm doing this for you
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Wow, you're such a nice guy
of
Who just shot at me?
The hell?
Alright, let's go this way.
We gotta make some money this run.
We gots to, gots to, gots to.
go find a nice little sniping spot and rain hell.
I want those apartments. I think those apartments are next level.
Rogers here.
They're already fighting for the apartments, I think.
Shit.
kind of a really bad apartment but we don't have too much of a choice right now
I didn't bring my binoculars.
I just don't understand, like, how these guys see me before I get to look at anyone.
Why are you looking across the map at the fucking apartments instead of the OBJ, man?
Holy shit!
I don't even know where I'm getting shot from.
I
Mean bruh, it's not real I refuse to believe this is real
I think bro, we might just not be able to snipe anymore
Every time I get to a spot doesn't matter where it is, apartments and a bush and a tree line.
I'm always getting shot before I see them.
Like literally every time.
Look at where this guy is.
Look at where this guy is.
He is across the map on a fucking tower with the entire city below him and he is hyper
zoomed in on me across the map.
I just don't, I don't think I can snipe bro.
until they have fucking servers where I can hide my name I don't think I can
snipe. Can I put on is there a stream remote? Is that a thing?
Yo bro I don't want to lose this kid. Let me bribe. $150 somebody come and
save me please God where's Wessel man we're not that far off of the place oh my
god somebody saved me oh who's this doob's doob's it's gonna be you oh my
gosh it's gonna be doob's doob's is coming for us doob's is coming oh wait
Is this me right here?
That's E-Rez.
Yo, fuck E-Rez, come save me.
Where's Wetzel, man?
Wetzel will save us.
That guy's offering 500 disc, rich bastard.
Wetzel's coming.
Alright, I'll wave it away. God help me, please God.
Please God help me!
Help!
There's somebody camping my body now.
There's somebody who has ran up into the apartments with an assault rifle, and is camping my
body this motherfucker bro hey it might be time for a server swap
We tried to raise you.
Server swap time.
Server swap time.
Server swap time, server swap time, server swap time.
Is it just in the settings?
Okay, I'll turn that on.
Is what is it, under gameplay or interface?
Yeah, there it is.
Beautiful.
There we go.
What's my name now?
My name is now Carrot.
Chat, you can call me Carrot.
Carrot is my name.
What's going on guys?
Care it here.
Care it on the beat.
I can buy a new backpack as well.
Okay, that's that.
Get one of these for money,
and then we need our binocs.
Guys, this is an important round.
to make so much fucking money. We've lost everything. Fuck a pistol, bro. Can't afford it. Let's go.
Well, I just unlocked the Mosin for 50k, so dying immediately to two snipers is not the greatest
way to live with that that new investment but we'll make money this
right. Top damage, top kills, lock-in.
New song!
West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains, I was all men older than the trees, get us in there!
Oh my god, he just almost took him out with the other heli!
Oh, shit.
Oh, we're fucking dead.
Dude, you guys gotta stop taking out the helicopters and be able to fuck you.
Hold on. I'm approaching your position.
No response. Somebody's coming.
Hold on. I'm inbound.
Yo, help carrot! Help carrot! Help carrot! Oh, is he dead? Yeah, he's dead.
I
Know I'm cheap run go on cheap run
dude I just I I'm at a loss for words I am truly at a loss for fucking words the
first dude we're just gonna have to pick stuff up people man I don't need a site
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I thought you could be alright, but you can't.
Thank you, thank you.
I had 90K mods banning, honestly, banning.
I don't want to talk to anybody right now!
Damn it!
Next song.
Lock in.
I
We're piloting.
We are spending the last money that we have to buy a helicopter and we are flying around
playing music and making money.
Here we go.
Here we go.
We're talking shit to all of the other pilots while we're doing such an endeavor.
No family are off to you.
I don't have enough for a fucking helicopter, brother.
If you're a pilot, you fucking suck!
Alright, what do you need?
Fuck you, pussy!
I hate your streams anyway.
Fuck you fuck you fuck you
You're flying me by death again jackass
oh my god I have $800 I have $800
didn't you just land and get me killed it's to be
I don't like that, Wilbur.
At least you're in a safe place, right?
I'm going to have enough to you that's kind of like, you know, like a big problem.
It's a me problem when you land me in my...
I get out of that helicopter and I instantly die.
That's a me problem?
At least you're happy about your little bottle of coffee,
and the opportunity to actually touch the ground.
So I should be happy that my feet touched the ground,
even though the second that they did, I died.
That's what she had me about
Jesus I'm putting you out of business. I'm putting you out of business
I'm gonna make 10,000 this run and I'm flying the hell of the rest of game
I put you out of business have fun running Uber drivers
You ain't gonna be driving lips no more
Fuck everybody
Oh my gosh, no sight for this in Brutal.
I need to get up on him.
Don't kill me.
Heard.
Yes, Chef.
I had a better armor than mine give me this give me that give me all this bastards thank
you baby. What? Yeah. It's not my teammate. Fuck you Rose. I don't care about you.
Where's these guys at man?
He's alive I thought he died
Your ass
Okay
19 more kills and we're rich. Okay, that's it. It's 19 more 19 more kills and we're rich
Fuck don't see me, please kind of going to you have yep, I'll take
Yeah! Of course! Of course!
Shit.
Heel! Heel!
Run over there and check them.
Run over there and check them.
You know you- you know you want what they got.
Run over there and check him bitch pussy.
Dude, this game fucking blows! This game is fucking yes! Why? Just fucking shoot! Why?
Holy fuck! Just shoot the fucking gun! I racked it already! Why am I re-racking the
Fucking bullet
Fucking bullshit, man, I'm fine. Hell is brown. I'm fine. Hell is I'm eating food. That is what I'm doing
Hmm
Mm-hmm, you're fucking terrible
Terribly addicting hey here don't even grab a heli. Don't worry boys. The real pilot is here
Now don't listen to him. Helly out. Helly service is here. Let's go. Everybody in.
Anyone need a ride? Hop in? Hop in?
Yo, you better step off my block. I run this place.
No, I got I got I got drinks I got snacks and a safe flight
Come on get in everybody in everybody in come on all right listen up boys they
you'll buy this burrito.
There's enough gentlemen.
How many kills?
How many kills, all right?
I'm four.
You give me kills, I'll get you in safe.
We have an agreement?
All right.
Maybe.
Oh, shit.
It's all right.
Just shove some dirt up there or something listen. I'ma get y'all somewhere safe
And she's gonna go clear stay together stay together. I'm gonna call you still team sexy. Okay, y'all got this
Y'all got this shit man
Bro, hey, hey make me money man make me money our team fucking blows up flying helis, but don't you worry. I'll fly the damn boat
Anyone got any parachutes?
All right, I'm gonna get you right above this LZ if you got parachutes go out with the LZ right around here
Jump now jump jump jump jump jump
Here uh, no, no, you don't got parachute. I'll just land you I'll land you I'll land you those guys can just go a little bit hotter
We're gonna go riding this field over here nice and safe for all of us.
You know what I mean?
I don't got enough to buy another helicopter now.
You gotta go, gotta go to the follow there, Martin.
Good luck boys, make me proud.
Thanks.
Good luck.
Thank you for flying with air hunch.
All right, we should have done get some returns from that investment
Oh, yeah
Watch me stack this bread
Watch me stack this bread!
Now we just land in the spawn area, oh my god hold on, nice and easy, oh we just land
over here we'll land over here make it too complicated on ourselves
hey get off my block tiger get off my block we got aerial surveillance we got
the best of the best we got drinks we got snacks get in let's go boys hey
listen gentlemen I need money and y'all gonna go make me some money you
heard me? Now listen, I'ma drop you on the back side of the LZ, okay? Who got a, hey,
who got a parachute? Alright, I'm flying you up and behind them and then I'll land
everybody else all right all right all right cow palm get ready or whatever
your actual names are. Alright. Yep. Yep. I will. I will. I will.
Parachuteers! Go, go, go, go! Alright, listen boys, I'm gonna hover you guys above these
buildings okay he's gonna land right on top of him
go go go go go go here jump jump jump jump I'll see you all later
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. I did not.
Where am I going?
I'm gonna be pissed at me.
He pissed at me.
He pissed at me.
OK.
All right.
Hear me out.
Was it my fault?
You know?
What is it?
Like, do we know for sure that it was my fault?
Yes.
Well, can somebody else take accountability? I don't want to be the whole person to blame
What's up, baby
All right
Someone else has to be a fault here
if you don't I'd grab them so we can throw you all in good spots there are a hundred dollars
fuck yeah wait for a couple more seats to be filled then we'll go come on in boys got
a couple more seats all right I'll be back for everybody else give me two
seconds I'll be right back oh yeah boys this looks like a good group this looks
like a good group
I gotta try to dive Bobby what the fuck
Hey guys man, I'm taking this business
All right boys, oh shit all right boys. I'm letting you right outside the LZ, okay
That's fun
Beautiful. Oh, I'm getting good at this. I'm getting good at this. Fuck yeah. We're going
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, we're making money.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest.
This is by far the coolest part of the game so far for me.
I think that this is so cool
because it encourages a crucial part of the game
and it's actually a money maker.
This is sick.
And I get to keep on doing it.
I mean, this is my favorite thing ever.
Don't call me fat!
Make sure you grab yourself a parachute!
yourself a parachute come on boys come on you got it you got a parachute you
You got a parachute? You got a parachute?
All right, wonderful. I'll take you guys over there quick. I'm gonna throw you right over.
Sniper? I'm gonna put you on the backside of the LZ. AK, I'm gonna put you on top of it, okay?
I'll let y'all know when to jump.
Oh shit, all right. I'll put y'all both in that motherfucker then.
Listen, we're gonna go low and fast.
You're gonna have to pull that parachute right when you jump out or you're gonna die, okay? Do you trust me?
Okay, all right get ready boys
I'm gonna go down and then I'm gonna go way up and jump whenever I go up. Oh shit
Get ready!
Go, go, go!
Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah!
We gotta look cool right now!
We gotta look cool right now!
Yo, do I start backflippin'?
Do I start...
start they both survived W's in a chance! Oh and he picked up a kill! Let's go home!
Let's go home!
I'm a winner this game.
Oh, never mind, we only have eight points.
All right, well, that'll happen.
How does Green have 50 points?
What the fuck?
Oh
Fuck the car
Are we ready listen listen I'm gonna get you guys in there I'm gonna get you guys in there December
I don't know what your actual name is listen the guy with the parachute I'm flying you right into the
LZ, okay?
I forgot my parachute again.
It's hot, isn't it?
It's all right.
Always grab parachute.
Rest of this game, all right?
Trust.
I'll get you in there every time.
Oh, yeah, baby.
They are, they're like in a little bit too rough.
Right where the circle is.
There's like 10 people there.
Oh, heard.
Parachuter, get ready.
Go now, go, go, go!
Oh, fuck it, we're about to get out of here.
We're about to get out.
Oh, fuck it, we're about to get out.
Yeah, you got him to put you right up over here. Okay?
Yeah, come on we get good at this shit, bro
We get better we get better
Yeah, we're making money, 15,000 made!
Bro, this guy in the car!
Let me see if he needs a ride.
Ah, fuck him!
I don't make no money from him, fuck him!
He can drive his ass back to the base until he gets for not flying with air hunch.
Look out of their way for me.
Yo, y'all got parachutes?
Y'all got parachutes?
It's worth getting one.
I'll drop you on LZ if you do.
Go grab parachutes.
I got parachutes.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah how y'all doing this game y'all winning y'all
winning
parachutes I'll take you to tower five yeah I'm gonna drop off parachuters and
then I'll take you over there we might be full boys we'll be back
They're firm, I got a squad over at Tower 5 and it's hot as shit though so get ready.
Alright, do you want these guys to come and help you at Tower 5 or should they go to LZ?
That's up to them.
Where do y'all want to go? LZ or Tower 5?
Tower 5.
Tower 5.
Roger, Dodger, locking in.
Appreciate your assistance, boys.
I got it.
Got it.
Got it
Y'all want to be right here you guys want to go on top of it
That was not my fault.
That was not my fault.
dumbass didn't trust me that was not my fault that was not my fault that was not my fault
25 000 get up boys
we are making so much money
I'm not sure if you can see it.
Yo, who's this guy think he is?
Who's this guy think he is?
The better pilot right here.
Come on, come on.
Get you wherever you need to go.
You need to go to Vietnam.
You need to go to Russia.
You need to go to anywhere, you come here.
Got drinks, got pancakes, hot, hot pancakes.
We gotta wait for these guys and then we'll head over there.
Oh my gosh, that squad is killing everybody.
That squad is killing everybody.
Yeah, yeah, but just drop your boy off over there.
I'll get you there safe as well.
I'll land you right where he landed.
come on in hey I'm a good pilot you won't die I'm a land you're gonna give
me kills will both make money come on
I'm all I get you so I a I take care of you
All right, fuck these guys. I'll come back for them. Let's go boys
You want to go on top of the tower then you y'all got parachutes you have a parachute
I need him to land it.
I got parachute.
Got it.
Are you good here go go go go go go go go!
I'ma let it do a little farther out, okay?
Ah, shit.
I thought I could dodge it.
Hey, we gotta get flares this time.
We gotta get flares this time.
I thought I dodged it.
I can't lie.
Is there just no dodge in those?
Wait, I have flares, but it's unbound.
OK, we got to bind flares.
We got to bind flares.
Controls.
Controls, keybinds, where's flares?
I'm pretty sure that was the guy who said he didn't want to go with me.
Wait, I need to look for vehicle keybonds, fire, eject vehicle, pitch.
Where's flares?
What is it under?
Countermeasures.
Am I blind?
Active countermeasures.
What's spamming if I pass it?
Throttle break, raise y'all, increase, horn, activate countermeasures.
Okay, what should I make it?
What's a good one for?
Space bar?
What does space do right now?
doesn't do anything right now. X? I got an idea. No, no, no, what about X? Alright, we'll
do X gear up boys grab a parachute oh this guy in the SUV can suck my balls
Yeah, we don't want that one. It's too it's too hard to fly
We're going to tower five boys
We're going to go tower five is where all the heat is right now y'all got parachutes beautiful. Let's go
Don't you worry you're with the best pilot in the game. Don't you worry about nothing?
Set the bar kind of high for myself
That'll happen pine that'll happen
Hey y'all want to go to the elves the cc y'all want to go to tower five
All right got you
All right, I'm gonna take the cc group first and then tower five after
I'ma drop you guys off of the shipping containers y'all move from here, okay?
Let me get lower before you jump.
Alright jump down then, fuckin' jump, go, go, go!
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They all live. Let's go. Yeah. Fuck yeah.
Give me some kills boys
Yeah, yeah
We are making bank
Parachutes are the way
Bro people have to spend a hundred
$100 on a parachute if you're playing this game and you're not using a parachute
you are smoking crack. Every time I'm like, ah, my pilot will land me, I die every time.
Even whenever I'm the one who's piloting.
Come on in boys, y'all got parachutes? Hell yeah.
No, I'm smoking, Pat.
No, no, I take it through via pill.
Are we good? Everybody got parachutes? Sunflower the only one? All right, cool.
We're going to the tower five again, heavily pushed.
Gotcha, tower five.
All right, come on we're for sure going to get DMCA today.
No doubt, YouTube, like the stream, damn it.
Tower five might be fully lost.
You want to go to the LZ instead?
Send it, boss.
There it is, dude. It's ready.
I'm going on the back side, boys.
Go down go go go go go go go go go
Listen, I'm gonna put you all right over here
Wherever I'm okay got you I'm gonna get you a little I'm gonna get you a little over here then
Yeah, you're gonna die to that tower whoo
All right, you're good.
No problem.
I thought I lost my back rotor, I'm about to be pissed.
He's so alone, he's alive, and I got paid, that's all that matters.
That's all that matters.
Listen, we ain't doing this for them, we ain't doing this for us!
Fuck them!
Yo, this is, oh yeah, 750, they're picking up bodies over there!
Yo, anytime I get the dunes like, yo, take me to tower 5, I know that I'm about to get
paid.
Get in boys make sure you all got parachutes
Grab some parachutes boys and get in are we full we're full
All right, we're y'all trying to go
I'll get you on the outside of CC I think we need to go to tower 4, we can't let him destroy our ABC.
Got it, tower 4 it is.
Y'all want to go to the top of it? Y'all want to go to the base?
Uh, take us to the top again.
I'm going to hover. Y'all can just jump out of your parachute, okay?
I'm not going to let you get away with it.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Tip your pilots, tip your pilots.
Unless I'm the one flying, then you pay your motherfuckers.
Yo bro, bro, this was an idea that we stole from someone else, and we were dirt poor,
we up to $60,000 by flying for one game!
Holy shit, we're getting paid!
You ain't tipping me, you wouldn't tip me, you serious?
Are you serious, you ain't gonna tip me?
All right, hear me out?
I know it looks bad, but I'm glad I didn't hear.
One second, the game bugged out, the game bugged out.
Over here gentlemen, let's go.
The game, it was the game, 100% it was the game.
Oh, this ain't my helicopter, fuck.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Let's go boys, get in.
My bad, my bad, fuck.
I'm glad you, hey, I'm glad y'all didn't die.
All right, that's all I'm gonna say.
I did it here so it didn't happen there.
There it is, there it is.
Shit, bro, the best in the game.
Hey, hey, hey, rockin' out, where y'all trying to go?
Where y'all wanna go?
Got a few more.
Got it.
If I really come back on power four just looking to shoot back at it, it'll have armor.
All right boys, we're gonna bake you in tower four. Are they there or do we have it?
Oh, they have it. Oh, be careful jumping out here. I take this house right here. Go now go go go go go go go
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Now I landed them on all sides of that bitch so you know what I gotta tell the next group? I'll be like I'm gonna whip around, jump out one by one and just watch them all fly. That'd be sick.
Look at this SUV, pfft, fuck you!
It's like simulator?
You weren't here when we were poor.
Listen, listen, I'm doing my dues.
I have done nothing but fight.
Right now I am doing my dues and getting paid while doing my dues.
Son of a bitch is taking my money over here.
you motherfucker that's fine that's fine I'll wait for the next group next group is the
the people who've been surviving and killing.
I don't care.
Make sure you guys grab parachutes.
Do yourself a favor and grab a parachute, dammit!
We got one more seat, hurry up!
Very nice.
Hey! My investments are coming through!
Why not get a larger chopper that's the way to do it that guy who got the large chopper
probably making money now.
Listen boys y'all going to the LC okay with a CC.
I'ma land you on the back side of it, just try and pick up some kills.
Go now, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, they all tipping their pilot!
Oh wait, did they all die?
No, they live!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Now they're going to pick me up some kills for sure.
Oh, I landed them nowhere near where I was supposed to.
Hey, it's fine, it's fine.
Do base supply runs with the little fast one?
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What do you mean base supply runs?
What we yapping about is that where is that where the real money's at?
You can buy pallets
No way
Okay, let me go do that. How do I do it and I'll drop it on Tower 4 I
I can set the price no fucking way
Ways the game over it's not worth it. Okay, we'll do it next game
Yo, can I be real I'm fucking loving flying the heli
How do I buy it? Do I buy it in this menu?
Wait, do I gotta fill it myself?
That guy happens to make us so much money.
All right, everybody got parachute eagle you're the only one I'll land you last
Y'all going on tower five
Everybody jump out now!
Don't do that!
The game's about to end!
Jump, jump!
No!
All right.
All right.
I ain't mad.
I ain't mad.
We took a bad situation and made it good.
We made $85,000.
not bad right there holy shit I leveled up a lot all right what do y'all take do
we do do we do a lot of logistics run on the next one or do we or do we what do
y'all think do we see how much money we can make
Okay, so explain me how the supplies work.
So I buy a supply crate.
Can I drop it out of the heli, or do I have to land and then move it out of the heli?
I'm not sure.
Make sure you all buy parachutes every run.
Yeah, you know who it is.
It's your favorite pilot.
here big penis or penis what no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not you're a liar you're
like hey hey and I'm gonna be flying you and you're gonna be making me money
all right listen I'll be flying I'll be running logistics low prices guaranteed
tip your pilot and I get all y'all safest sound I'll be running supplies
I'll be flying just guys
Do all right the tower for do yourself a favor buy a fucking parachute. Okay, God, please buy a parachute
All right, I get the hell he I get the hell you don't get it up
All right, how do I how do I do it?
Logistics do I own so I guess I unlocked the armor crate unlock this and then buy one
of these?
Wait, I got to fill it up.
Let's go let's go!
Palates at the... wait, palates?
Please, Mr. Please, folks!
I have to be level 10 first, alright. Are we good?
I didn't mean to buy that shit!
Wait, let me refund this! Let me refund it!
Shit!
I can't refund it! Shit! Alright, it's all good! I'll be back! I'll be back! I'll be back!
How y'all doing today gentlemen? Y'all doing good?
How do I drop it? How do I drop it?
Press G. Okay, I'll drop it. What's in this thing?
Nothing. Fuck you.
Shit.
I
Boys I'm just gonna drop you off quick. Okay, just get that LC a rat some motherfuckers
All right, go go go go go go
How today pussy
He saw I'm trying to hit me.
All right, let's go.
Logistics and then pallets, okay.
I think we wait. We wait until we take over a tower for the pallets.
like a glove get in boys get your parachutes come on we gotta go we gotta go
Get in get in we got two more seats two more seats
Alright everybody with a parachute I'm flying you straight in flame I'ma put you on the
outskirts
alright boys they need your help in the main zone
We're gonna go to the west side
You ready go away way way go here go go go go go
I
Said go fuck
All right, that was all me. That was all me. I was all me. I got a little too crazy. I got a lot
I got a little too crazy. I got a little too crazy. I'm sorry
Fuck hey, that's all me. Hey. Hey, we all gotta know when it's our fault. That was all me boys
Don't worry. I paid the ultimate price
I've never crashed! Get in! I've never crashed! Get in, everybody! I've never crashed the
heli! You are safe in here!
Everybody got parachutes, please, guys? Alright, let's go!
You got it! Whenever I say jump, fuckin' jump!
Hodge! He said hodge!
I'm sorry, man! I'm sorry!
New song!
Get ready boys.
Jump here, go, go, go, go, go!
All right, listen, I'm landing you on the tower, okay?
Listen, piece of advice, always grab a parachute, okay?
All right, you're good, go ahead.
I
Level nine we're kind of it
Yeah
Yeah, yeah oh shit
I want to get the larger one but I haven't unlocked it yet.
Yo, that pilot's actually dirty.
I know you're impressed by that landing. I know you're impressed by that landing.
Come on in. You picked a good choice, Miles. You picked a good choice.
Trains in here? What's trains saying? Hey train!
What train saying? Do you do something crazy?
Over here! Hey! Hey!
Shit.
You got a parachute?
I can fly you over there real quick if you want.
I got a parachute, yeah.
All right, let me get you over there.
All right, appreciate it.
Hey, remember this, remember this.
I left with just you.
You getting, I ain't even gonna turn on music.
Tell me about your day, Moss.
Tell me how you enjoying your game.
Tell me what's going on.
No, well, just go off work.
What'd you do what you do for work
Hey, I work in man hell yeah
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah
Just enjoying the game, huh
Yeah
Hey listen this sniper, bro
the sniper get a sniper sit up in a fucking tower and rain hell that's the
way to do it yeah that's the way to make money I'll lay on the outside here I
jump down go to that building to your left and just play off those guys listen
just bait the fuck out of everybody absolutely I'll see you out there
All right, let's head back easy money W. Moss oh
we're making money bro can you go lay your ass down I know your mom took you
out before she left you little crackhead all right should we do a logistics run
Come on now.
From my level 10, how do I tell?
I'm level nine, got it.
No, don't go with that truck! That truck's a fucking bitch! You fly in the air! Be a badass!
Fuck you, idiot truck bros! Fuck you, fuck you! You're taking my business!
All right. Fuck you. Hey, listen, don't ride with that truck. Don't ride with the truck.
I heard, I heard he gets naked and lathers himself up in mayonnaise. He's a fucking weirdo.
So I've heard. That's what I've heard. I don't know if there's any truth to it.
What's up?
I used the parachute.
You used the parachute?
How do you use the cop comparison?
Oh, thank you for asking.
Thank you for asking, Badger.
When you jump out, all you're going to have to do
is hit space, my man.
You hit space, you slowly land on the ground
and then you are living.
And then every time you get a kill,
you're going to make me money.
And I'm so happy to be your taxi driver today, Badger.
Right, I'm so happy you're here.
I know you're having a rough time,
but I want you to know you're loved.
You're loved by me, son.
Now I'm gonna land you somewhere safe, jump out, go to this tower, get your feet underneath
you and then go kill everybody, okay?
I love you Badger!
I LOVE YOU BADGER YOU FUCKING BITCH!
Jackass, you're lucky you're paying me money.
Hey, listen, it is what it is.
They gon' beat some assholes in that fire.
They're making me money.
You can go lay your ass down, too.
What the hell y'all doin'?
I don't wanna hear nothin', man.
I'm makin' bank right now.
All right, logistics run, dammit!
How do I do the logistics?
Y'all, that guy's such a better lander than me.
Oh my gosh.
How do I do it what up boys what up yo hey how do I how do I buy a palette
How do I buy the pallet this this motherfuckers taking my business we're
away for these last two people will go oh I can't buy it I'm not level 10 oh
Oh right here pal it's unavailable. All right one more guy we'll head out oh I
gotta run a larger chopper stop me to build it come on in son come on in everybody
got it nice love that going on welcome into air hutch it's where we're going
we're going to be heading over to the tower 4 unless you all got a pair of
balls we'll go to the CZ please keep your hands and feet inside the helicopter
at all times and do not reach to try and touch the blades they will cut your
hands off have a great time have a safe flight
All right boys, we're gonna go in hot, get ready, jump, whatever I say, jump!
Get ready!
Jump now!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go boys, go, go, go!
Why didn't you jump?
Broccoli!
All right, you're safe now.
Go ahead, jump down.
You can just land on that warehouse.
You gotta perish you.
Just hit space when you jump.
Hold up, hit space when you jump!
Yeah, yeah. Good money that time.
I had to... Broccoli was a little scared.
Broccoli was a little terrified.
Oh
Satisfaction
I'm going to try and lay like that other helipod that it does.
That was kind of clean though, unless I crashed
Nice
No, all right, so now
Come on in boys
Courage!
Courage, is that you?
Courage, what's up, dude?
No! You get- you get in, get in!
I'll fly you in there, get down on it, don't listen!
You're bad for business! Get in!
Get in!
All right, gentlemen, this is gonna be a lieutenant.
Curry JD is gonna help you guys and guide you to victory.
He is a well decorated, well successful Marine in these parks.
Now, we're gonna land you over near the CZ.
Once we get there, he's gonna be taking your lead.
Can I hear an afer?
Good.
All right, here we go.
10-4, 10-4, 10-4, anal assistance engaged, we're gonna land it on the back side of the
the enemy. Jump out, jump whenever I say and, okay, here we go. We're going all the way
to the back side.
Oh, we're gonna be alright today. Don't get scared now. Get ready boys. You got this.
We're going into the warehouses.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Hold F and then hit space, man.
Hold F and then space!
Oh, don't leave, don't leave, don't leave.
Stay here, chicken, stay here.
All right, go down, chicken!
Go, go, go, go!
Yo, bro, what's the chances we got courage in the game?
What?
Yo, that's sick!
He didn't make it.
Wait, what happened?
What happened?
He can join your group?
Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen, we've made enough money.
We can go, y'all want to go and actually kill people now?
This has been fun.
I really enjoy this.
Yes!
Okay.
Alright, alright, alright.
If we start losing money, we'll go fly again.
Now it's like, do we want to use the Mosin or not?
Like that's my, I don't know.
Wait, is that courage right there?
The courage already done?
I'm right here
Hey, I'm right here guys guys am I here?
Shit, thank you. I travel hardest I travel hardest. Oh
My gosh
Oh my god, all right, listen boys listen I'm gonna go in with you this time. Okay, I'm a go in with you
I got here
into defense
I'm going this all right boys. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
Everybody makes oh, I got I got grab parachute. I got grab parachute one second
Make sure you have a parachute, please God make you have a parachute make sure you have a parachute
come on in boys everybody in all right let's do this shit all right let oh my
gosh I used all my money and I had no idea oh shit well this is an important
run for me yep there it is boys listen we got to go into the train yard that's
where all the money is okay fuck the objective we're going into the train
yard and we're killing everybody okay I just I just wasted all my money oh my
Oh my god.
What?
I'm so fatigued.
All right, listen boys, we are going to stay in this area and we are just killing everybody,
okay?
I'm going to fly us up and we're all going to jump out.
get ready boys jump jump jump jump jump jump I'll see you on the other side
jump oh they're in the fucking building oh no I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm
I'm going I'm going what by the size of fucking dick birds what's going on bro
of
of
the
death
of
death
of
Right! Nobody get me up!
I gun right out of fucking...
Yes.
I gun right out of ammo, bro. No way.
my gun ran out of ammo my gun ran out of ammo no it's not minus 70k boys I I
spent all the money to unlock I spent all the money to unlock fuck bro we're
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Now what the hell is a nod to the thing?
We're going gear to the fucking tits, man.
We're going gear to the tits.
So make sure we have one of those.
Let's go here, level two armor, level one helmet.
Parachute for sure.
We got that, we got all the ammo, we need excess ammo.
No nades, fuck nades.
She bought Mike's money hanging around, goodbye.
I don't know if I like that site.
I think the site's too zoomed in.
I think I'm gonna go here.
Although, if we're out in the middle of the open,
it could actually be a lot better, to be honest.
like up close it's not the greatest but we always hit fire up close it's not bad
so has anyone done the numbers if I fly an entire group in and crash the
Helly, is it still worth financially to do that?
No.
No.
Gotta go up courage.
Yo pilot, can you hear me?
All right, I need to be landing right next to the CZ,
that big batch of people in the apartment.
That's where all my people are.
I need over there if you can.
I got a parachute.
Got it.
Gage, this game is fucking awesome, bro.
It's really, really cool.
Especially like, do I think the deep dive is there?
Like, do I see six months out of it?
No, but do I see some of the most fun you'll have?
for a couple weeks to a month for you guys I mean extend that by four because
you're not playing for 10 hours a day yeah a hundred percent no doubt and I
like the money side of it like investing and losing money and having to like me
having to fly a heli for my team has been the coolest part about this whole
experience for me so far like being forced to jump in a helicopter and be
like alright I'll taxi people over to make a bunch of money that's cool
That's really, really cool. It's a really interesting dynamic.
I mean, everybody's different. Listen, a lot of people can play these types of games for thousands of hours.
I'm just talking about more meat personally. Everyone's different, man.
Oh, 100% I think it's worth the 40.
Heard.
Right there.
I want to drop it off.
There you go.
All right boys, come on.
All right, make sure to reload.
I can see myself playing this offline and literally just flying helicopters for 15 hours.
I'm getting hammered! I'm getting hammered!
Yeah, right over here is good.
I'm on the left side.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
A lot of snipers.
Where's Courage at?
Courage died. Fuck.
We don't talk about that we don't talk about that I
Don't know where
This is why I shouldn't win with the most and this is why I like sniping in this game.
Thank you so much guys.
Thank you.
Way me.
I appreciate you man.
a sniper all the way across. I want to get inside that building.
I think I'm gonna go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
Okay.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Motherfucking snipers, bros.
Unbelievable!
How many fucking snipers are in the fucking game?
Holy shit!
I can't take a piss without getting sniped across the fucking map!
I'm sniping.
Using an assault rifle in this game is utterly fucking useless.
It is a sniper off.
That's it.
This game is sniper v. sniper.
No assault rifles. You can't.
Because even if you get in a duel, you're just gonna get fucking sniped right after!
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
If you can't beat them, join them.
We're sniping.
I'm never buying an assault rifle again until a map comes out that actually utilizes
rifles.
I refuse.
I refuse to use another assault rifle.
It is useless as shit.
Useless!
Fuck!
Now I suck.
I'm past!
That's where we're at.
Two mags.
What ammo is it?
This ammo.
Get ready to open!
Grab one of these.
Good.
Bye-bye.
I did it.
Let's go.
I refuse.
I refuse to get in with him.
I refuse.
Where's that heli?
I will not get in with- I bought the wrong ammo.
Standard?
We gotta drag our boy up!
Oh my god, it's gotta leave you.
Is this the wrong ammo?
Oh my god.
I'm pissed.
I wanna talk to schedule mates.
I made this quick.
I can't refund.
Oh no.
Oh no.
There's nothing I can do. Can I delete it? Oh my, oh my, oh my.
Shit.
Only $200, only $200.
Or broke again if this run doesn't do well. Or broke again.
Look at everybody stranded.
Fuck I
Unlocked a bunch of shit. I unlocked a level 2 armor for like way more than I thought it was
I quit forever. I don't even have enough for a healthy. We gotta have a good run
Hi, Joe wallet y'all hi Joe wallet y'all
Yo, the fuck?
We should have got a marker or a what's it called?
I know we need this chopper, that's where the money is.
I'm not sure I'm the side you were on for the first time.
100 cent AM, is it too early for a sandwich at work?
I ought to ban you for asking that question.
Get yourself a sandwich, son.
Get you a meatball porn.
Yeah, salami.
Courage putting in that work right now.
Yo, we ought to jump in Discord with courage.
Do we know?
Do we know where courage is at?
Courage, if you're in here, join Chad Gamers.
Where they at? Where they at?
Oh my gosh, look at what these guys have done.
Wait, what? You can do this?
I got yours?
Oh, shit.
Jesus that's money down there. There's money down there
I didn't grab bandages? Where are my bandages at?
No!
Oh my gosh, the mortars are killing everybody.
This dumbass...
...walked off all the fucking angles.
This is the end of the video.
Help!
I'm up top at the ladder!
Somebody help me!
Help!
Help!
Somebody help me, please God help me.
Where's courage when you need them?
Hell!
I got a hundred dollars, Birdman!
I love you, Birdman, I love you!
Now, there is no way they snipe me off this ladder a second time.
It's impossible.
It is impossible that they can snipe me off this ladder again impossible 100%
Help
Oh
Oh, thank you very much. It's not it's not fun out there, boss
It's I'm not having fun
Oh, I made it to the roof
Thanks boss
Now it's time to rain hell
Yeah, yeah, spot for me spot for me
Oh
Don't worry, I got you
So you come around here often I'm just gonna be massaging your left nipple vigorously
Don't I'm just it's gonna it's gonna feel like I'm starting to fire on your nipple
Don't worry. It's all part of the revival plan
Holy shit, that was awesome
What the hell are these guys what like the white one
Oh, God, Lee, bro, that guy's good with it.
I don't think I can peek him anymore, Mr. Hudge.
Holy shit.
It's all right.
I'm going to read you again.
I'm going to read you again.
This time, I'm going to massage your left butt cheek, like you've never been.
Call me Ty.
I'm about to massage your shit out this day.
Mr. Ty.
Bang.
Okay, I'm going to sit over here at this corner.
Oh, I hit that motherfucker. Oh
I hit him getting hammered
Y'all there's a sniper up in the weeds to the left now careful
Oh, this is not a good spot no more
Yeah, yeah, I don't think anyone's gonna be able to get to us
It was a good run. All right, are you gonna try come back and save me?
Shit he's dead
Heeeeeel!
And fuck you, save me!
Fuck you, save me!
Heeeeeel!
Heeeeeel!
Heeeeeel!
Fuck you! The legs are gone, you got blown up by a grenade.
There ain't nothing to save you,
But me, that's just a small, fresh wound.
I'm still bad already.
Somebody help me!
I'm on a roof!
Leave him leave him come up here leave him
Come here!
Shits.
Alright, time to leave.
Dude, it shouldn't be called War Dogs.
It should be called Sniper Dogs.
That should be called Sniper Dogs.
what you want and sort of shut up don't you yell at me like I don't even want
to like buy a sniper cuz I'm just gonna get killed by somebody sitting in a
fucking bush man
Yeah, you can't. There you go. Yeah, I'll take him. No problem. Negative. No, yeah.
What ammo is this ammo right?
There's that.
Am I missing something?
Pistola.
dollar I have spent. Let's try not to die. Don't crash this is my last kid. Oh yeah we're
fucking dead
Where the 90 K go I bought your mama a Birkin now shut up shut up in the chat shut the hell up
right there bro right there get us on the house get to these other snipers
Honestly, I'm gonna go right here.
This is a good spot for me.
Stop buying little debbies. I haven't bought one little debbie.
I wish there was if I could buy them I would.
I bought a nice bush.
A very nice bush.
Where are these snipers at, man?
I'm hearing shots, but I don't see where the shots are coming from.
There's the shots again.
are you? Where the hell are they? Over there somewhere. See bro, like I just, you know what
it is it's a skill issue I legitimately what I legitimately just can't like
identify where there's a good spot to just kind of sit at you know like I just
can't fight them
inside
Nice.
Of course.
I'm just I'm just I'm in I'm in absolute hell. I am an absolute hell. We're going back to flying the helicopter
I can't play this game. I
Scope in at one guy and another guy runs in front of my fucking scope and
obliterates me with a fucking pistol. I legit I cannot win for losing. I
just I am in an
Ultimate hell right now. I
Just I can't I can't play the game. I legitimately cannot play the game
I have to go out on a pistol run and pray to God that we can kill somebody and then get enough money for a heli
I'm gonna buy a little parachute
I wish I could just go to that side and put some more chalk in the chemistry that I can't.
Oh, God, this game is just crawling up my fucking spine with anger!
Hey, here you go.
What's up?
Oh, I have things. I'm not sure we do our life for an all-fucking game, man.
I hear you, man.
Yeah, now I know, but I've been talking.
I was talking to you, and I was like,
man, just let me up top of the tower.
Shoot, man.
Hey, what's going on?
I'm fine, man, that's what I'm saying.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It wasn't me, it wasn't me, it wasn't me.
Somebody else.
Uh, is there somebody behind you, maybe?
Yeah.
Oh, what the fuck?
There's a fucking
I'm out of here
My man, thank you. Thank you so much
we're fine we're fine we're fine there has to be three kids here thank you
Thank you
Yo, what?
Yo, anybody got an extra bandage you got an extra bandage you got a bandage. Oh, thank you
We're fine they can't shoot us thank you so much
I'm out this bitch. I see all the other side
I love snipedogs, it's a lot of fun, it's a lot of fun, it's a lot of fun, I'm in pain,
I'm in a immense amount of pain, I'm in an immense amount of pain.
Hey guys, good to see you.
See you good shit.
Thank you so much for this. Thank you so much for this.
I got you.
Oh, wonderful.
Don't worry, I got you.
You guys got this.
You guys got this
got to do what you got to do it's a battle field here I didn't know he's gonna make it
or not
you're gonna be telling everybody about how I robbed him
oh
Holy shit balls. I don't think I have ammo to load this. I don't I didn't steal his ammo. Shit
It doesn't matter bro it just doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter it doesn't matter
it doesn't matter it doesn't matter i'll have it up for a heli we're getting up in the
Let's go on a shoot.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Airway hunch is open again.
Jump in, jump in.
Oh, yep.
Come on in.
parachute wonderful wonderful wonderful wonderful yep come on in come on in come
on in make sure you got a parachute gentlemen don't go in that car he's a
pervert don't go in the car he's a pervert don't go in the car he's a pervert
All right, we'll just take you guys. No, no, don't go in there. Don't go in there. Come in here.
Let's go.
Welcome to Air Hutch. Please keep your hands and feet inside of the helicopter. Do not reach up
and try and touch the blade you will lose your hand. We're gonna be flying at
around 300 feet. Please jump out of the helicopter whenever I say jump out and
do not die. Give me some kills I need money. Please God. Thank you.
Listen boys, I know where they are. I'm gonna lay you on the back side. I need
you all to pop off, okay?
You're ready go here go go go go go
I just jumped out go help me just jumped out of the parachute that crack in
did they all die? no they live. one passenger survived? wait that's it? oh shit. oh shit.
Yeah, they owe me a man to be!
You fucking asshole.
Oh, we're gonna make our money back.
I'm making $100,000 before I think about not flying!
Get in! Get in! Get in!
That was sick.
Come on, make sure you got a parachute. Make sure you got a parachute.
Come on, welcome into airhunch.
We got snacks, we got drinks, we got water.
Snacks, drinks and water.
Come on in. Come on in.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
I looked away for half a second.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Listen.
You guys stay here.
I will be right back.
Don't give up.
Don't give up.
I'm oh my god, I have zero dollars
listen I need you I didn't oh thank you I still saw this car
Hey fellas I'm back sorry about that don't worry gents we're gonna be all
right. Sorry about this sorry about this everybody it hurt me a lot more than
hurt you up currently zero dollars it hurt me a lot more than it hurt you
you took my gun you fucking asshole oh my god listen listen listen listen I
know you got money I know you got money let me drive Scott let me drive Scott I
I need buddy man please ow let me drive yes get in I need y'all to perform like
you've never performed before okay
Give me a moment.
Oh, there goes Scott.
Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him, let's go, let's go.
Scott's piss. Scott's piss is what it is. How you guys doing? How's everyone's day going?
I stole Scott's weapon and left him in the middle of nowhere. What the fuck is going
Get on the- guys, guys, don't- don't judge me on the last five minutes, please.
We're going to the road, we're going to the road, we're going to the road, don't worry, I'll get you guys there, promise.
Give me one second here.
Oh my gosh.
Look at this like nothing ever happened, you know, we're already here.
I am for I have four hundred dollars.
Yeah, no problem, Bluba.
Remember, always fly air hutch.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm gonna get y'all in there okay? I'm gonna get y'all in there. Get ready. Take this building
to move take this building to move go go go
I don't get paid fucker oh shit yo do we go rob a corpse hold on hold on I know
what to do I know what to do I know what to do I know what to do I know what to
I know what to do.
I'm here, I'm here.
I see him. I see my victim.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit, shit, shit.
I have to make $6,000.
I have to make $6,000.
So I can make money next game.
That's it, $6,000, that's all I need.
We'll sneak up on a sniper,
we're gonna beat the fuck out of him.
Damn it!
Fuck you fuck you fuck you wait wait before you leave me come back come back come back
Dude, do you gotta look you got a little rest? Come on. Hit me with the rest man, please
Somebody rest me come on
No
Oh wait, we got 12,000 for that!
Oh wait, we're good.
We're good!
We're good!
I lost $54,000!
Okay, alright, that's not...
Okay.
Wait, hold on.
Bang!
Bang!
Level 10.
We can buy the big heli.
Right?
Or no, we can do logi runs.
We can work with 12k.
Where's Courage?
Courage, are you in here?
Join Chad Gamers.
I've lost everything.
I'm in multiple, multiple debts to multiple banks.
I've lost everything.
Trout has 745K, yeah, but does he have bitches?
Does he?
I bet he doesn't.
You got to join the green the green are the winners. I do not don't put me on the blue. They're always last
No, no, no, you got to let me on the green
You got to let me on the green. They do nothing but win, please
Please please green does nothing but win. No
He doesn't have bitches no he does he has no bitches
He does not have bitches, no he doesn't.
YES!
If we lose now that I'm on the green team, I'm fucking pissed. Also, anyone flying to Helly? You're out of business. I'm the Helly pilot here now.
Fuck you! I'm not poor, I'm just cut investments that didn't pan out.
Let's rifle tower this guy.
What?!
Yeah, hey listen, I'm gonna need y'all I'm gonna need y'all to buy parachutes into getting the heli, okay?
Okay, I'm not gonna crash. I only crashed it was the other team and I was trying to I was trying to let y'all win
That's what happened. I
Got that heli. I got the heli
Get parachutes y'all better not be buying helicopters you bitch pussies
That by two hellies?
I bought two hellies.
I bought two fucking hellies.
What is wrong with my head?
It's fine.
That's my backup heli.
Does it disappear?
It is locked.
Locked I think
No, don't get in with him get it with me
Ship ship
What's up boys you guys have picked the right person to fly with welcome in the oh chip
Welcome in the airhunch
The greatest pilot this world has ever seen now. Do you guys got parachutes?
Most of you do let's go come back for y'all
Listen boys, this is what we need to do. Okay. I need y'all to pop off
Okay, I need y'all to get kills. I need you to make me money. I accidentally bought two helicopters
I'm already minus 12,000
It is what it is. It is what it is.
I am broke. I got paid 11,000 for third place last game and I used it all on accident.
What?
I'm not sure, but I was so fucked up out of these guys.
God, I love you. You all got a promise. You'll only fly with me this game. You promise?
All right, my boy. My boy. My boy. Ride or die. Ride or die.
died my man my man my man we get y'all nails the early all right boys parachute
jump out just in case I crashed hopefully I don't make you regret that
decision hey what's going on all day all day all day all day all day all day
all day boys all day see you on the flip-flop right
Right in front of you, right in front of you, kill him!
Who the fuck is that guy?
Where am I?
Oh!
Here we go, this way.
Just like that, we're back.
Just like that, we're back.
The music engaged!
Oh yeah, give me pay gentlemen!
Now that was a good group.
Good morning, V&A!
What's that sound? Everybody looking, going down.
What up boys?
Making that money baby, making that money.
Oh, there goes that guy. He's dead. What's up? What's up?
Listen, listen. Y'all, you're only gonna succeed in this,
Ellie. That's the only thing you're gonna do. You're gonna fly and you're gonna succeed.
Now go make me some money.
Get ready boys.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Jump, jump, jump here, jump here!
Fuck yeah.
Tip your pilots, tip your pilots!
And we're back in profit boys.
We got to unlock the big heli and then we can do pallet rugs.
We need 50,000!
Get in boys, hell yeah, I'll be back.
We're going low and fast. Lock in!
Operating forward, Hodge.
Got those eagle eye and stuff.
Get me in their hearts.
Eagle eye! Eagle eye!
This is Air Hodge. We're coming in hot!
I'll let you know when go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah.
Where do I need to go?
I've lost myself.
Where the hell is my base?
There it is.
Yo, that was cool.
We went fast as fuck.
Oh, we're alive.
None of them survived, wait, what?
Actually, no bullshit, we're up to 20,000.
What up boys good to see y'all come back I'll be back
I was shredding the man.
Hell yeah you were y'all making me bang man.
Dr. Doge, you gotta get fuckin' parachutes, man!
Let's go.
Hey, Hurts, can you give me a Tower 3 bow?
Absolutely. Tower 3, Hurts.
I want a red shot. I want a red shot.
You got it.
I got Tower 3. Here we go.
Love you, Bowls. That's good for the booers.
Uh, we actually have to survive there, yeah?
You got it.
We're just going to fucking black shop up there bro, just stop stop stop.
All right, all right, a hard drop, take top, hold, make money.
Let's go boys.
Hell yeah.
Yes sir.
Three seconds out.
Roger that.
We're going out around and you're coming from behind them.
Y'all wanting the trees or you want on top of them?
No, on top, on top.
Whatever you can do, Hatch, just help us, please.
Get ready, boys.
You stay with us.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
They get it?
Oh shit, what is that?
Hello?
Oh fuck, go, go, go, oh my god!
What's that noise?
What's that noise?
I
Fuck you fuck you
Holy shit!
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I WAS FINALLY ON A GOOD TEAM!!!
YAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
OH MAN!!! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!
Oh, damn it, Steve.
Fuck.
Oh.
Oh, did I get kicked?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
My channel, what do you want?
What? What? What? What? What? What? This was on the official WarDogs Twitter. Wait, what
is this? Hey, what did they tweet, bro? What did they tweet? What is this? What did they
Tweet wait what is this what is this what is this
Yo, I hear you guys got a revive cake yo, I know I'm part of the other thank you so much. I love you
You bastard
Hell, man, come on, man! You can't be tweeting that!
God!
Don't trust him! Better pilot, better pilot, coming in hot!
Oh, good. I was just starting to get bored.
And then they all got these cool large helicopters, I got a little fucking bug!
Yo, we got so much competition.
Don't like the tweet.
Do not like the tweet.
Yeah, fuck y'all get in boys get in
the best heli pilot ever made right here get in
make sure you all got parachute now oh or not it's fine just from now on
Make sure you got a parachute. Let's go!
Don't shoot that.
What? No I'm not! I'm petite!
I'm petite! I'm petite!
Now listen up!
Welcome into airhudge. Please keep your hands and feet away from the blades.
We're gonna be dropping you in fast as shit.
I need all the kills you can get. Dammit I'm broke as a motherfucker.
motherfucker can I hear an amen amen all right here we go
Watch out for the bay.
Land on duty.
You can get close up to the ground and back.
And frame it down and cry.
See all these other pilots, they're pussies. I'm laying y'all right into the middle of it.
Right, I'm sorry.
If you got a parachute, now's a good time.
You're all right, you're all right, you're all right, you see that, you see that, evasive
maneuvers.
We got this.
Make me proud, boys. Make me proud. Make me proud.
I love you. I love you, bitch!
Fuck you!
Faster! Faster! 10, 4...
Watch this shit! Watch this shit!
Watch this! Watch this!
Watch this, watch this.
Hold.
Hold.
We gotta make our team respect us.
Style points.
And pull.
Twist.
And turn.
Hell yeah.
Oh my gosh, there's nobody here.
We gotta land right on the biostation.
Fuck all the other pilots.
These sons of bitches, bro.
We joined the one lobby where there's 100 pilots.
and they all got cooler hellies than me.
It's fine, we're sexier.
Our team will know who to fly with.
Yo, our team's kind of putting in work right now.
Wait, let's post up, let's post up, post up, post up.
wait we locked it now we just kind of hang out
and we'll just talk we'll talk to the people yeah I'm level 10 but I'm poor
Oh shit that guy's...
I can't drop supplies man I'm not cool enough yet!
I can't!
Can I do crates?
Please, I can't afford this!
Oh, sweet heavens.
What is it this time?
Alright, I can't buy pallets.
What can I do with crates?
discrates do what can I do with this I can bring people armor and ammo come on
Come on in, come on in, yep, come on in.
Yep, come on, don't listen to him!
Don't listen to that heli, my heli's better.
Look at him, he's rich, you don't want to ride with the rich, you want to ride with the poor, where your lives mean something, get in.
Ah, damn it!
Yep, come on in, come on in, put that heli away man, go shoot somebody, I'll fly this game.
Don't you say that to me?
Don't you say that to me?
Fuck you!
Hey, come on in!
Yep, good choice, good choice.
Let's go boys!
How's everyone doing today?
I'm not sure, I don't know anything about it.
That's good.
Hey, I'm doing great, I'm doing great.
Now let me tell you a little short something about myself.
My name is Mike.
I'm a big fan of yours.
I'm a big fan of yours.
I'm a big fan of yours.
a little short something about myself. My name is Pilot Hutch. They call me Hawk
Teddy. Hawk Teddy with a capital T. Hawk Teddy. I am broke and poor. I got multiple
baby mamas back home waiting on me and I need money. Alright, so I'ma drop y'all.
I need you to kill more people than you ever killed before. You heard me?
Thank you so much tips are appreciative tips are appreciated
Lock it
I think they're pulling it over here
Jump out here
parachute go go go go go go go go go go go go
bitch
no
AHHHHH!
FUCK YOU!
HOLY SHIT!
WOO!
Wow, that was sick!
Oh my gosh.
Now make the blood pump
that'll put a little bit
Straight into the tip, won't it?
Yeah, I bless him.
Don't fly with him, fly with me, fuck him, fuck him!
No, no, no, fuck it! Get those small, small ones, small ones! Fuck that guy!
Fuck that guy, fuck that guy!
Yeah, get it, get it, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him!
Yo, fuck him, fuck him! He's European! We all trust Europeans! Get it!
fuck that guy, fuck that guy, no, no, no, come over here, small heli, dammit, the small heli,
the small mother fucker, fuck you!
Hey, what's going on guys, welcome to airhudge, there's a little bit of competition in the
air, apparently I apologize, you guys had to see me like that, now they do have rockets
so if you don't have a parachute I would grab one ASAP, alright, fuck it, we ride,
You're still in my business, honest, I ought to bump him out of the sky.
Alright, Diane, I'm putting you right over the LZ, okay?
Wait, do I know, I don't have any flares, oh shit, listen boys, I'm gonna get shot
out of the sky if I go too close. I don't have flares. I'm gonna put you in the LZ. I'm
putting you on the outside.
You saw that? You saw that? The shooting at us.
Go ahead and parachute out now.
There's nothing I can say about him, there's nothing I can say, maybe rest your friend,
maybe rest your friend.
Goodness gracious, I had a retard in my helicopter, what the fuck was that?
I don't even got no words for him.
Hey, survival of the fittest.
Survival of the fittest that ain't on the pilot.
That ain't on me.
No way, no way.
No way.
He jumped out and broke his legs.
New song, new song, new song.
All right, we gotta get flares.
I'm going on guys!
Give me about a moment give me hey what's going on it's good to see him
It's like that cash is burning a hole in your pocket pal
Anyway I can repair this as a wrench good give him help
Yep, give me a butt a moment gentlemen.
Give me just a jiffy.
Just a jiffy here.
I don't know why.
Oh, yep.
Hey, what's going on with you?
How's the war going for you, DZ?
You doing well?
What's going on everybody?
Give me one moment here.
Just gonna tighten up.
They were getting a little loose.
That's what happened.
They were getting a little loose.
No fault of mine.
Wonderful.
All right, excuse me.
Come on in boys.
Everybody got it.
I would get yourself a parachute.
Ah, fuck it.
Just give me just two seconds here boys. It's gonna buy some flares and we're out of here
There's two seconds
For some reason I'm not seeing the option just two seconds two seconds
Where the hell is the fucking flares?
Um...
Battery...
Countermeasures. One moment, don't leave the heli. You don't- don't leave the heli.
Wonderful.
Wonderful.
Alright, let's go.
Oh my gosh, is that a free big helicopter I just saw?
Is that a free big one?
Yes?
Oh my gosh.
How's everyone doing today?
It's good to see you.
Welcome to Air Hutch.
We're flying in and we're getting in there hot, hot, hot, hot, this fire!
Where, where, where?
You got it! You got it!
Alright, go down! Go, go, go, go!
You ain't got no parachute, you son of a bitch!
I'm a ledge on your boys over here on the roof!
You fucked us both!
Woo!
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Alright, listen, we're going back home
because I got no flares and we're both lucky to be alive.
Now get a fucking parachute, you jackass!
Holy shit!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh!
Holy shit!
Go get a parachute. I'm gonna take that big helio, okay?
Oh
Whoo
Holy start keep people
Give me all the fucking flares, please
Welcome man, welcome man, we're just waiting for a couple more people.
Oh, wait, where should I drop these pallets at?
Where should I get ammo, mechanical, fuel, build?
Should I drop the build?
Ammo.
Now, how do I drop this?
Gentlemen, we're gonna have some ammo on our way.
Oh, shit, let me.
How do I make a squad?
Gentlemen, where do we need ammo crates at?
Which fob?
All right, tell me what you need air hutch oh tell me what you need air hutch air
I'll go right back and get him and I'll bring him to you listen I'ma drop an ammo crate
on this fob okay I need you just as simple it if you can all right chat how
the fuck do I do this I just press G
And how low do I got to be?
two
Let's see you see that car down there on the bridge boys be careful
This is Niner Niner Hutch, Fat Titty Hutch. We're going to be coming in for a crash landing.
Please keep your hands and feet inside of the vehicle at all times.
We are going to be coming in for a crash.
Mayday, mayday, mayday, mayday, mayday, mayday, mayday, counter-curning, counter-curning.
We're going to need some help over here in the fucking trees.
Need some help in the fucking trees.
Mayday, mayday, mayday, mayday, mayday, mayday, mayday, mayday, mayday, fucking mayday.
Mayday, I'm getting fucking dizzy.
I'm getting dizzy.
Shit.
Shit.
No.
No, I just got this fucking light!
No, no!
Nice and easy, nice and easy, nice and easy, right here, this is it!
This is it!
No!
Am I not the best pilot you've ever flown with?
Holy shit, give me about a moment.
Can we flip it?
fuck we can't flip it wait yes we can yes we can
are you flipping it no you're not
Give me about a moment.
You listen y'all laughing, but we making money right now.
$2 a rotation. $2 a rotation. Let me cook.
Good?
Okay.
Now can I reposition it now?
No, man, don't tell me it's over, bro.
I'm losing money oh hell oh well we're stranded we're fucking stranded
Help!
Help!
Damn it.
Shit.
Hey, you might do me a favor and, um, shooting me in the fuckin' face.
Thank you!
Alright.
All right
No
What you muffin you got gunners
Holy shit evil can't take that out first spin man
Evil can't take that out first spin
Come on evil, let me try
No, no, no, no
We got to get that bro, we got to get that bro
We have to get that bro. We have to get that. Don't worry. Oh, I got a heli. Oh
Wait
Don't ask
Everybody got a parachute
All right listen boys we got to go fast fast fast they got like five people all
using rocket launchers
come on hurry up get in
I'm at it now.
Alright boys, we're going in quick, we're going in fast, get ready.
You got the fly low boys, you got the fly low.
Get ready.
Go now.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Very good nice depot nice depot nice depot. I ain't rockin me
About this shit again not this shit again I
I can make it back to base. It's just a flesh wound. I can make it back to base. I can make
Take it back to base!
This guy's a fucking sniper!
We're fine.
We're alive, ain't we? Hey, what's going on? I don't know who crashed that heli over there,
but that guy sucks. Get in!
What the fuck? Who said that?
Is there nobody else here?
There they are.
There's...
Holy shit.
Wait, I lost 2,000? What? I didn't even crash it, I saved it!
Come on in boys, come on in. I'mma give myself a little something, something as well.
Let me grab a gear set, give me two seconds. One moment.
One moment.
One moment.
hell yeah come on him let's go did I forget my own role did I not get a
parachute no we're just next time I crashed my
Helly we're gonna do a run. I think that's the new way
Bring a sniper if something like that happens we can just do a run
Do I know I don't you liar you try to give me kill get ready boys
up
Do you not know what go go go means you jackass you almost cost me money!
Jump out here, jump out here, jump out here, jump out here!
Get out of the alley!
Yeah, a fucking piece of shit.
The guy almost got me screwed.
If I would have gotten him killed, I would have lost money.
Oh my gosh, new strat unlocked.
every time we start a game from this point we start by flying we put a kid on
we pay for the kid with dropping people off and then we play out of life and we
rinse and repeat
worst pilot ever mobs mobs man that guy who the hell are you talking to
Yeah, that's some points for me.
I see y'all down here.
I'm getting used to this flying thing, though.
That's for sure.
Come on in, boys.
Come on in.
Come on, gentlemen.
Couple more seats left.
only a couple more. Make sure you grab a parachute.
Seer, it's so much fun bro you gotta play it. You would love it bro you'd love it.
Oh I need to grab a parachute you're right.
Come on in it's unlocked. I had to grab parachute one more seat. Let's go boys
I got one flare left it'll have to do if we have to abort the helicopter we jump out that bitch
And we parachute listen gentlemen multiple multiple people are shooting RPGs at us if I say jump
Just jump or you're gonna lose your shit. Okay, just jump if I say jump
Lock on
Listen up boys, we're going in fast make sure you're ready
You go right into the LZ.
Go now, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Good luck boys.
b**ch!
b**ch!
WHOO-Ho-Ho-Ho!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That's how he's done!
Hold on!
Did that entire platoon just die?
I think that entire group of people just died.
Three survived!
Woo!
Come on!
That was sick!
yo that's the way we go in fast we turn and we get the fuck out that's the
way to do it
man who crashed those helis I don't know
What happened to just you?
Oh, it's both of you guys, y'all got parachutes, all right.
I'll get y'all over there.
There is no way we died with this song on.
Get ready boys!
Get ready!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
I'M THE FUCKING PAST!
more than a fee land and I feel and dream more than a fee land
holy shit we need building supplies on Tower 2 oh my gosh building supplies
incoming tower 2. Alright boys, 07s in the chat. We are first sure going to die.
We are first sure going to die. There is no way that we get these building
supplies there, but we're gonna fucking try. 07s!
Listen, I need your help, come here!
We gotta go get building supplies on Tower 2!
We got to get building supplies on Tower 2, okay?
Now, listen, these motherfuckers have been, they got some Sam Turret.
So here's our goal, we're going to get the building supplies on Tower 2, okay?
Okay?
And then I need y'all to go and try
and kill the Sam Turrit, okay?
I don't know how you do it,
but I don't know where it is,
but that's your mission.
Kill the fucking Sam Turrit.
Are we ready?
Got any clue on the fact?
It's somewhere near our stronghold.
I don't know where it is exactly,
but it's over there somewhere.
I think it's gonna be maybe tower one or three.
I'm not too sure. Lock in, boys.
Is it about the blue square on the map?
It might be.
Tower two, yeah, tower two.
Tower two?
Lock in, boys.
Tower two, there's no tower two.
Tower 2, here we come! That's 3! Tower 2!
Get ready boys!
Tell me that was good.
Was that good?
Was that good?
Was that good?
is that good hold on hold on hold on I don't know if they were good yet though
Did they get the supplies?
We got them!
Dropping ammo next!
Alright, they got them!
Alright, now we go with the ammo!
This is a close game boys.
What do y'all think what do y'all think do we go pallet pallet of ammo next ammo pallet next
Yo, come on in boys. I'm doing some but I'm dropping some stuff on tower two
M-O-M more supplies got it
All right listen boys I'm dropping you on tower two help them build it up before you leave if you don't mind
Oh baby they're going in over there this is where the money's at gentlemen this is
where the money's at what the fuck is this next
Turn, you motherfucker!
Turn!
All right, feel free, boys, go ahead!
What the fuck it way are you shit me
Do you think that will work or no?
Do you think that will work or no?
It says supply deliver W. W. All right, next up, we're building.
Wait, this guy is still in here? Why the fuck is he still in here?
Yo, I had no idea you were still in here. I'm so sorry.
Go grab a...
Yeah, go grab a parachute and I'll be... I'll wait for you.
Can I go I do too? No
Bro, yo killer was really just just shilling in the back
he just
He saw the whole thing
Yep!
A little bit of money there for me.
I got it.
What you bathy and chat, what do you want?
Let's kill that Nierocake-o.
Wait, guy got banned!
What happened?
I had a lamp in.
Bro this gotta be one of the coolest things I have done in any game.
flying helicopters and dropping off supplies while getting paid. Bro this is go. I enjoy
this way more than any other gunplay so far. Like I've had complaints about everything this
is like, bro this is top tier. I love this shit. It's my favorite thing in the game
so far. You're good to drop whenever.
That was a good drop, yeah, that was beautiful.
Yeah! These poor guys are talking!
Is this safe?
Is this what Summit was doing yesterday?
Shroud has $700,000 from doing these.
I mean, bro, this is so much fun.
Usually in these types of games, you couldn't catch me- oh man, who crashed those helis.
You couldn't catch me doing this shit, cause it's fucking boring.
This game has made it so fun, like I thoroughly enjoy it.
We're fine, somebody get a wrench, somebody get a wrench, I'll get the wrench.
Son of a bitch, give me a moment.
Son of a bitch.
Quick, I ain't go die.
Please nobody take my... wait, I can get a light drill? What does this do?
Does this make it faster? Oh
Hell yeah, well, I just spent a lot of money, but it might be worth it. Sorry about that gentlemen
Sorry about that. Give me two seconds.
Sick.
Alright, Cobanes.
This might kick one of you out, okay?
I gotta get a little crate here. Give me one second. You might just have to jump right back in.
All right jump on back in
All right go everybody got a parachute wonderful
Enjoy
It's gonna be hard to land you but I'll try I'll try laying job try to land you
Hell yeah. Next song. I couldn't pick them up, I wish I could.
All right boys get ready
There's you jump now jump now
That's his bitch ass.
Are you still in here?
Oh, you jumped.
Okay.
He jumped.
Did I get that supply drop delivered?
I got that.
oh hell yeah all right let me see do we need any supplies anywhere wait you say
keep them coming I think I was before my last two depots sweet
Bring fuel, ammo, and the other one.
Got it.
Yo, I'm like the only person flying right now, which is just massive amounts of money.
Oh, never mind. There's another guy right there.
You jump back in, I had to put supplies in here.
That was not really nice.
Ah, it's hot! Do a supply run. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Alright, he's deploying over there.
Don't you worry, son. I'll take good care of you.
Alright, let's go drop this one off.
We just run in Uber, bro. Y'all thought you came here for gunfights, though.
Did you know you're gonna fall in love with Lodgy runs?
Let's go!
Logistics Wings Wars!
Can you drop us a tower in over there?
Can you drop us a tower number two?
Yeah, but I gotta drop some supplies here anyways.
Roger.
Oh, y'all still in there?
Let me go back around for you.
I'm gonna put you guys right up on this roof
All right, go ahead go ahead go ahead
All right
Fuck yeah, that was good
Oh
That's not us. That's not us
yo what the fuck was that guy? what the hell was that some big hammers to
drill to big hammers how do I get big hammers
do I get those through these crates
All I have is mediums do you think let me ask
Oh, the construction supplies include them?
Is building supplies give him that?
Nope.
Okay, listen boys.
Tower three needs out.
And there's only two of you, that's not good.
All right.
That's not good.
ammo run, okay.
All right, jump back in, sorry about that.
I had to grab this thing.
I'm taking you out of tower three.
Tower three, holy shit.
All right boys, we're gonna be going in high, get ready.
Tower 3's lost! Tower 3's lost! We're going to tower 2!
Go! Go! Go!
My heli won't lift up!
Everyone's dead on that tower. Damn it, bro.
What more can I do?
Fuck!
In no world I dropped those guys there, right?
Cause that was like, they were dead. They were dead if I dropped there.
What do you guys think? Do we keep doing what we're doing or do we jump out and try and help?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got to repair.
We got to keep feeding three, okay.
Okay, I go fuel next.
We're just gonna, instead of, instead of fixing this and wasting money, we're just gonna grab
the other one.
Yeah, that's where I'm going come on I'll fly over to them just go ahead jump in
and we'll leapfrog over there.
Flip it? No no, that one was already damaged.
This is my graveyard.
Are they still over there?
Yeah, I hear you come on everybody got parachutes yo you need a ride this is the last hell
leaving all right let's go
all right boys I'm dropping out with you we got to defend this motherfucker all
right boys let's go
Let's go!
Yeah, we're going. We're going.
We're dropping off at Tower 2, and then we're going in for Tower 3, okay?
Don't jump here. I'm just dropping off resources
Hold
Ready loop right back around okay
All right boys we're hot dropping are you ready?
You're ready. I'm jumping as well get ready
Go go go go get him get him get him
nice boys got people below us what's that noise
what the fuck
Where's the enemy at? Where are they?
Enemy heli!
What is that noise?
What they at
Underneath
Got it
Watch those ladders I had no eyes on this guy he's fucking me up
What is that noise? Are you hearing music?
The fuck is happening?
Oh, I-I-
Left side of the bridge, get in the water.
I- I- Am I blind?
I mean, fuck this guy. I just can't find him. I can't find him.
What the fuck?
Yeah, enemy just tried to come up.
Probably going opposite ladder now.
Turn this shit off!
Where are the enemies, bro?
Where are they?
Holy shit!
500 dollars!
Yo, what the fuck?
I haven't shot a bullet yet.
I have not seen anything, but I haven't killed nothing.
This is the shot that matters.
It didn't get out.
I didn't get out!
What's these?
My helicopter would never...
My helicopter would have all gotten out.
Don't let me die.
Don't let me die.
I haven't seen nothing, but...
How do you have to shoot my candy at bus cans?
Thanks, man
There's a sniper in the trees
Yo, whoever turned on this music fuck them. Yeah, 285
What
This is hell I
Legitimately just don't know where anyone is and it's and it's actual hell
I just can't find anybody. Everyone's just sitting in bushes
There's no scope glint so I just don't see anything
Which I'm not saying scope glint would be good. I'm just bitching about no
It's a tank I can't kill him. Oh
Oh, oh, oh, I see something
on wall
I can't fucking do nothing don't let me die. Oh, okay
I legitimately think the reason I'll stop playing this game is because I try and shoot people if I'm in the heli
I'm in my happy place the moment we go to shoot anything it is sniper v. Sniper from across the map people laying in bushes
Playing like absolute fucking virgins. It is the craziest thing
I have never played a game with more bitchless people than this game that we are playing now
It is insanity
It is every single fucking player on the map is using a fucking sniper and that is it
I have to go rifle and just hope to God I can push them with man and actually see them before I die across the map. I
Mean they are all laying in bushes every single one is laying in a fucking bush somewhere
We're gonna have to we just we just run AR and and hope to God we don't die from a thousand meters out
What's mine is yours?
Then I cannot listen yesterday we could snipe because people actually ran around today. We can't snipe
Everyone is just sitting in bushes. Oh, what is this? Oh
My gosh, I think we enabled this voice wait did we drop that or did someone else do it?
Let's go.
Flying in this game?
10 out of 10.
Everything else?
I can't tell you right now because I'm just frustrated so I'd be lying.
But I'm fucking tired of the gunplay.
When you get a good game where everybody is attacking each other and it's chaos,
just elite but that's like one out of ten games all the other ones are just
literally people sitting in corners and sniping all across the map but logi
runs are just sex
Where am I going right now?
It's at drill four. Oh
My gosh, we're actually in the lead
Wait what we're doing a lot better than I thought
Oh fuck
Oh no!
I'm in an immense amount of pain!
Oh, I'm in an immense amount of pain.
I'm in an immense amount of pain, dude.
Thank you, Robo-Chan.
We got people coming.
These guys are laying down in the weeds.
Wavy's on his way.
Love that about him.
I think he's running.
Good push up. Sniper.
Push up on the tower.
Get up to the wall!
Go go go go go go.
How do we get in?
Wait, how the fuck do we get in?
Snipers on the hills behind us.
30
Bitch
Open the door bitch pussy. Open the door bitch pussy. Open the door, small penis.
How's that feel? How's that noggin feeling?
I'm fucking a hero!
Please!
I'm gone!
Oh!
Please!
Please!
Please!
Please!
we're in we're in we got it we got it tack it's capture it capture it
capture this bitch what do we need what do we need
of
what I need
need code from where
Oh my okay
Wait I gotta go to the top
fuck it bitch
fuck it bitch
oh no
Right there? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
Yo! I got the roof! I got the roof!
I got the fob up here! Somebody come grab the fob!
Grab this shit. It's right on the other side. They're protecting it with snipers. Careful.
Grab that motherfucker!
You got a big backpack, you need to grab it!
Make room, make room, make room!
Did you get it?
little bit of goop
it's like
how do we grab this
got it
I won't take anything I swear
yeah yeah go ahead and pull that shoe bitch
go ahead and pull that shoe bitch
pull it pull it
I swear
Yeah, go ahead pull that shoot bitch go ahead and pull that shoot bitch pull it pull it
I missed everything and I'm getting shot in my ass instantly by some absolute push master behind me and he missed I got scared
Oh, bro, the moment War Dogs has a no sniper lobby option,
I will be playing the fuck out of those servers.
You might have to go down to the ground floor, ground floor.
Good luck, bro, you got this.
I want to get out of here.
Take a little bit of ammo
Give me the fuck out of here
There's snipers on either side
Wait, is the guy down there?
Yeah, I know, yeah, this is motherfucker
No!
Oh my gosh, I had a parachute
I'm coming
Holy shit, there's so many.
More over here.
They're all around.
It's ruining the fucking game!
This guy's across the map, ruining the fantastic engagement!
Dammit!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Shit, sorry.
Let me help you.
Yes!
Ah, shit, man. I'm so good.
Oh, yes! I love you!
Oh no, I'm out of ammo.
I have no ammo left.
I literally have no ammo left, bro.
Give it up have no ammo. I got no ammo. I got no ammo. Not a bad run. We made a little
bit of money nothing crazy nothing to talk about. Oh dude the sniping in this game
is murdering my soul!
It's murdering my soul!
No, wrong one.
We gotta run with the larger bag.
I don't care what peanut says you're fucking skinny and sick
Thank you kind sir thank you it's about time someone said it
Thank you, thank you
Shit
Someone buy a heli. I'll fly it somebody buy a heli. I'll fly it my man
hell yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you're good you have to get in and then yeah
hell oh you might have to be in the driver's seat maybe there we go all
All right, they're on, I think drill three.
We could go there, but it's fucking chaos.
A lot of snipers are just looking at it.
No way, that's how we lost it?
No way.
Wait, that was me?
Wait, I left it open?
We need to figure out who did that.
I will personally launch an investigation myself, and I will get down to the bottom of it.
I got him on the case.
Yeah, bro, so it's Tower 3.
Yo, do we try and rat Tower 5?
Like no one on the map is touching it.
All right boys, we're gonna jump out at the roof, yeah?
Ready?
Jump now!
Ready?
Come now!
Mine is 14,000...
Oh my...
I accidentally...
I accidentally...
Oh my...
eeeeeep I accidentally went in the first person and killed everyone
I mean I'm fucking cucked I'm fucking cucked GGs bro GGs I fucking I I'm actually I'm actually
getting fucking heated I'm actually getting heated
well we make money to spend it I guess we make money to spend it we make it to
spend it you know that's what we do I'm a brook bitch now I'm a brook bitch
get to work hate to be the one who caused that for him huh yeah I think
quick I owe these guys a couple flights I know these don't worry I'll take this
Yeah, you I already know I don't listen bro I
Swap to my first person and it was all over from there. Don't worry. I'm gonna get you guys over there
I'm not gonna kill you. It's gonna be great
I'm sorry, I got over a seat.
Oh, I did have a seat.
Oh, well.
Ah.
Yo, we're capturing points right now.
It's just huge.
I'ma drop you guys on that.
Holy shit, we recaptured this.
Oh my gosh, we're cooking.
Music!
Get out of here, you fucking idiots!
There are people sitting...
There are people that have been sitting on this same anti-aerial thing.
For I'm not kidding you, 30 minutes in this game.
for 30 minutes this absolute cock-sucking pussy has been sitting on this
anti-aerial the entire game and I I legitimately just lost this the game
We made any 2000, it is what it is.
Oh, give me out of this lobby.
This lobby was filled with an absolute concentration of League of Legends players.
I'm not kidding you.
I would bet my fucking asshole on the street in LA that I guarantee you that every single
fucking person on those teams played League of Legends and every single one of those cock
suckers was probably a support main.
No doubt, no doubt all support main League of Legends players on the opposite teams.
The literal freaks of human nature on the other teams.
Holy shnikey, tax!
These guys are fucking losers, green team!
Oh my God, that was hell!
He said you're playing League of Legends.
Don't talk to me like that.
Bitch.
Don't talk to me like that.
The Havoc.
Oh my gosh.
18,000 a pool.
All right.
Same plan.
Make some money.
Then we play.
All right same plan makes the money then we play
Dude, I'm gonna be real. This isn't me benching. This is me trying to have a conversation. I
Legitimately don't know how long I can deal with getting buttfucked from across the map
Like I understand it's a big part of the game
I understand that I'm in areas that are that is like me walking in the middle of customs and getting
sniped by a guy off a fucking panda. I get it. But it feels like right now with his little
knowledge that I have about the game, that is the only option. Is me getting fucked from
literally across the map by people with snipers all game long. All game long. Or in the
bushes right next to me but no matter what I do I'm gonna get fucked by a sniper
I could be on a roof I could be in it underneath the tower I could be literally
anywhere I am dying to a sniper every single time
No, no, no, not string snipers, no, no, just people using a sniper rifle, that's what I'm
trying to say.
No, I don't feel like I've been sniped at all today.
Get in, boys!
Come on in!
Come on boys, come on in, make sure you got a parachute.
Come on boys!
I'm sorry about that.
I thought I didn't have any seats left in my defense.
Bro, did I leave and join the same server on accident? What the hell?
Shit, what up boys? Get in!
We're gonna make it as long as you got a parachute whoever doesn't have a parachute you're a son of a bitch. Let's go
gentlemen welcome in the air how trying your captain speaking we're gonna be
heading straight into the hot-drop territory straight in I need y'all to
kill everybody cuz I'm poor any questions you want to go to Tower 3 I
could do that as well let's go you want me to bring you some pallets then for I
I will bring you 94 pallets fuel ammo at all. I need money
Oh, yeah, this Hell is definitely the way to make money.
Why's he doing business?
All right, very good.
First run done.
Now we go get pallets.
Let's set up for a win this game boys. I want to win this one
Here we go lock in
Are those logi trucks that's actually cool as fuck
Yo, boys, y'all want to link up with Lemon after this game?
Or just tell Lemon to join me and join my Discord one and then join me, or call me.
What would I rate this game out of 10?
For you, 9 out of 10.
If you're trying to find a game to just sink your teeth into for a fun weekend, like right
now, 9 out of 10.
If you're asking me is the game worth $40? 100%? No doubt. It's awesome. It's a really
good game. I get, if you guys are new here, let me explain you something. I get very frustrated
as we all do at stupid shit in the game like dying to snipers over and over and over again.
There's nothing fun about it. And every time I get mad, I instantly say the game
sucks. I fucking hate it. That is, it's like I'm speaking Spanish and you don't
speak Spanish what that means to everyone in here who doesn't have a life
and only plays video games is I'm having a lot of fun but I suck balls at what
I'm playing so the game is bad that's how it works I'm a streamer that's how
that's how we talk about things so yes I am thoroughly enjoying myself I
guarantee I've probably been it feels like I've been playing a game for 30
minutes and that's how I know the game is super fun because if I didn't
enjoy it I wouldn't be playing it I'm enjoying the fuck out of it
Especially this shit the lodgy stuff awesome does it suck dying to snipers over and over and over again to the point where I
Want to say a slur on a Saturday?
Absolutely, that's part of it man. You know that's part of the game
That's what you sign up for when you launch it and not every game is gonna have certain things that you love
Not every game is gonna be perfect in every way
And it doesn't mean
That just because I hate it. It's a bad thing. I mean bro. Fuck me a lot of people love doing that
A lot of people love the sniping shit. A lot of people love counter sniping and figure it out shit.
At the end of the day, man, I'm just a gamer like you guys.
I bitch and I complain just like everybody else. It doesn't mean I hate the game.
Even whenever I literally say and I quote, I fucking hate this game.
All right, first pallet delivered.
We say it about every game, you know, if there's one thing that surprised me about streaming,
It's the amount of people who just like, whenever I bitch and I complain, they're like, I can't
believe you're complaining.
And it makes me wonder like, do they actually play games and not bitch the entire time,
like us?
Like is that like a normal thing?
I feel like I'm the normal one, bitchin'.
I'm a grown man, you mean a grown pussy.
That's what you mean.
A grown pussy with a fuma.
No one's here, let's go.
Oh boys, we got the logies on lock this game.
Everybody, we got drugs, we got four hellies.
Everybody's just putting it work.
Oh, someone crashed the heli.
in tier three.
Now, does it matter where I depot that shit, or is it good?
As long as it says delivered, I'm chilling.
Well, it's not about, I feel like I'm kind of learning how the game works.
And you have to do this logistic shit, so your team has these towers, so you're not
just getting sniped by towers all fucking game long.
Is that, am I, am I, am I wrong on that or is that, is that how this works?
That is the loop got it wait isn't fluffy one of ours what a fluffy
Let's go give them some fuel.
All good.
Do they disable claiming the drops due to the issues?
I'm not too sure.
I'm pretty sure the drops are still on, aren't they?
On Twitch?
You too, like the stream!
Okay.
Wait, but that drop works, doesn't you guys just said it doesn't matter?
flying this helicopter for three hours doing logi runs and it is some of the
most fun I have had it's literally I enjoy doing this more than I enjoy being
on the field fighting people not even kidding
dude it is that can you join me try and join my lobby
I got to turn you up as well this score say something. Hello. Hello. Good. There we go
Which I don't I'm not following you on steam. I don't think
Shit, uh, okay. Let me do this last log. You run and then I'll run. Yes. Ooh actually chat
Should I take that respawn one second?
There I
Jump out I'm gonna take this respawn over to the tower real quick. Okay
This is where the money is, right?
One second.
Let me just find the driver.
Driver.
Get him.
Driver get him
All right, I'm on the green team limit green team
Love it
All right
So when I activate this everyone who spots in I not only get money for
But I also get assists
One second, I'm just trying to see what's the best route, okay
Sorry about that.
Yo, yeah, I've been drinking a little bit.
They just came out.
You know, I don't know if you saw at the base, they just got a Bush Latte's.
Bush Latte's.
I had a couple of them before I left.
Hey, you mind letting Drill 3 know that we got a respawn coming in if they can
open up the gates now if I oh sorry if I click X that enables the respawn yes
What does X do?
A smoke! Got it.
So, I can just get out of this thing and it's good to go.
Do I lock it so no one else can get in the driver's seat and steal my response or no?
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, kill those people.
Kill those people on the wall.
To your left, boys.
Step out.
Wall left.
Wall left.
Open it up!
Sorry, where do I put it in the corner?
I'm getting told under the tower!
Right here is where we're getting-
Oh, is there?
I just destroyed that as well.
...
...
...
...
...
Hell yeah, boys! Hell yeah!
Alright, defend that with your lives!
Sorry!
Oh my gosh, you're stuck!
Alright, run, freak it!
Open the crates!
Fuck!
You fucking crackhead!
Wait!
Don't open the door!
No!
Open the door!
No!
Open the door!
Leave him for dead.
Survival at the fittest.
Oh, fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
We got people close on wall, careful!
There's these guys out.
No way!
Where'd that first shot go?
I
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut the fuck up all of you shut the fuck up
Yo fuck this bro. I'm tired of being here. Oh my god. I've made 30k from this shit
if not if someone doesn't revive me I'm gonna fucking slaying it somebody
revive me please God no please help me thank you coolio thank you let me give
you $15 yeah don't worry boys I'm gonna get back in that
I'm gonna bring y'all all the shit you need.
Yo! You're costing me money Jackass!
Watch I'm gonna need you to find one guy and kill him repeatedly so that he can use the server.
like really really we are we are 42 to 0 right now every single person here it's
probably gonna stay here this is the most elite team if I were you just go on
the blue team and actively throw you know what I mean okay all right all
right
Please do not land back on our fob.
I
Reloading don't where do I shoot this thing?
Yo, how do I shoot this?
You can right click and you'll get your distance and you can just left click and get angle bottom right.
Let him come!
Wait a minute. There's actually a guy right here.
Oh, that might kill somebody.
go straight down wait oh right here
Wait, what's going on there?
Wait, what?
That's a bullseye!
Cinema!
Cinema!
Cinema!
Cinema!
I sent him up cinema
No one's there anymore, okay by the time I finally found them they're gone
I'm out of here
Tired of this place wait limit. You're in I mean I'm looking for you. I mean, oh, I see you down there
No, no, I'm about to. I piloted everyone over here and I then saw a truck. Now I have a truck that every single time people spawn there I make money. I'm up to 37,000 this game.
No, you're not. 37,000?
I swear. And the game just started.
Okay, you gotta give me some tips here.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
I need money. I need money.
Not more than I need money.
I got miles to beat
I'm currently in the shipping yard. We're pushing up. Did you join my mic mic mic mic platoon?
All right, get over here get over here
We're gonna do we're gonna be so rich today bro, I can already I can feel it this guy
oh my oh my lemon I just killed nine people I just killed nine people no
exaggeration I swear I just I just made 10,000 you did not make 10,000 I did oh
Oh, I just squad wiped them. Oh
Come loot they're all they're all juice. Oh my should we talk it? Yeah, should we talk it in game for the real experience?
You right now we should talk in game
Okay, okay, okay listen listen. I got more bags down there grab all the shit grab you they got upgrades
They got upgrades and then there's like 10 bodies over here in front as well
Oh my gosh, we've reached the money maker.
Take me to the money maker, Hush.
No, it's all right.
You can't make another money maker, because then you're taking away from my money.
Hey, what's going on, Wavy? Good to see you.
Good to see you, Wavy. Take me to the money spot, right?
Keep me to the money spot.
Listen, okay. Listen, listen, we just got to go kill people.
Come on, come on, come on.
Okay, okay, okay. I'm right behind you.
Okay.
I gotta make at least $2000.
Yep, yep, yep.
Hey, what's going on guys?
Where they at?
Do we have any information?
Oh shoot.
Wait, there's a picture.
Okay.
They're in this building boys.
They're in this building.
Y'all with me?
We're gonna have to push them.
We're gonna have to push them.
You can call me Taco Bell.
Taco Bell, Nacho Bell Grande.
Let's go, come on.
Let's go, Nacho Grande, extra cheese.
We are elite.
Shhh, do you hear that?
Above, above, above, above, above, above, above, above, above, above, above, above, above,
Contact!
Contact third floor!
The KCD is down!
The KCD is down!
Get him up!
Get him up!
Go work team!
We keep clearing!
Keep clearing!
Go, go, go!
Good work, good work.
Sniper!
Look at this freak!
On the ground, lay down, give me, give me, give me.
You're gonna have to mouth them.
Rubble.
Rubble.
Rubble.
me rub my nipples rub my nipples rub my nipples yes thank you he's on listen boys
he is on the crane he's on the crane oh yeah shit I didn't tip you I'm so sorry
I swear I'm not European I swear I'm not European I'm so sorry
Oh
There is on the crane boys on the crane
Hey what
Yeah, I can see him a little bit I can see him a little bit, but not good I
I
Don't like the SKS either
I haven't played with the SKS
Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of that. I like this week. Have you done the SVD the SVD? I found it
Very nice, bro. I found one. Oh
All right, I said we get out of here. Yeah, it's gonna sit here and get shot for free
Alright Taco Bell we're moving out.
Backing game.
Taco Bell, Taco Bell, on me, on me, on me.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, fuck this building, we're getting out of here.
Listen boys, we got zone.
Just a couple, couple squads in the way, alright, with me, with me.
Hey bushes, cut that front of the bushes!
I'm still there!
Fucking hell man!
Good trade boys, good trade.
Let's keep going.
Everybody call this guy a bitch as you walk by.
You're a bitch, you're a bitch.
Back in action, back in action.
Keep it moving, Botaco, keep it moving.
work away over there no man left behind if one of us died we all died for that
one man all right I don't know what I've been told
Lemon has a penis that looks like a toad.
Keep working!
Wait, anyone? Do we have any grenades?
I got a grenade.
Got damage on it, that's about it.
Shoot the antenna, shoot the antenna!
Let's keep moving. Let's get in that circle, boys.
Yeah, get to the money circle. Get to the money circle.
People were playing on this train earlier. Careful.
Almost there boys, almost there.
Alright, let's take this building. Take this building, take this building.
Why's it- why's it do that, bro?
Like, I- I'm so tired of this fucking game. Just not working!
Like, do I have to chamber if I'm already reloading? Just chamber after the reload!
LIKE EVERY GAME THAT HAS EVER BEEN PAINED!
THE FARCUE!
WHY'S THAT KEEP HAPPENING?!
WE'RE ALL GONNA SNIDE BEHIND!
Get him up, get him up.
Bitch.
Sniper down!
Two dead!
Two snipers dead!
Nice, 11!
Nice, lemon!
Do I have to press R on repeat the entire time I'm playing with this gun?
Do I have to just continue with it? Press R! Am I shooting? Thank God!
I'm tweeting at him. I'm tweeting at him. I'm tweeting. I'm tweeting. I don't care. I'm tweeting at him
And I'm calling him a slur. I don't care at war dogs
If you don't fix the SKS
I'm gonna
Get naked on stream
In the next tin fucking
second damage I got you I got you thank you thank you I just tweeted that war
dogs if they don't fix the SKS I'm gonna get naked on string oh they're not
gonna fix it then they better fix it they better fix it they want to see
that those guys they're a bunch of freaks they better fix it I'm there
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
We're back, full Taco Bell, full Taco Bell!
Full Taco Bell!
I had to make sure my gun wants to shoot this time.
I need a bandage, you got a bandage,
you got a bandage, bandage me, let me...
Yeah, yeah, here we go.
Taco Bell, we need to make our move outta here!
Whoa!
I
Good limit not good. You're all right. You're all right, right to the dough
I will not give you a tip
You better tip me. You better tip me. You better tip me. They're close lemon
Taco Bells falling apart living. I have no health
Limited limit limit I need a bandage. I need a bandage. I need a bandage. I need a bandage
We got people coming we got people coming y'all are gonna die in here
You're gonna die in here!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Come on, Jippies.
Come on, Jippies.
Get these fuckers.
Help!
Get these fuckers.
Get these fuckers.
Get these fuckers.
Get these fuckers.
Oh fuck you fuck you
Up it's all over boys. I see you on the other. How do you reach out on the fob? Oh you go up to the computer
Well
It's good to know the slurs
I don't buy shit anymore. I only fly helicopters, run Lodgy, and loot deck players. That's the way to play this game. Get in.
I'm doing it wrong, but I'm catching up, catching up.
Can you go ahead and get me a pallet? A little building supply?
Oh, you're going to be dropping this stuff.
Yeah, oh yeah. That's my favorite thing to do in the game.
Now, what's the technique to fly this bad boy?
All right, so you got to have your pitches you got to keep on your pitch. I have them on my mouse wheels
And whenever you're flying in you tell everybody bring your parachutes boys get parachutes get parachutes. I'll wait for you get parachutes
Yeah, I'm gonna get you over there I'm gonna get you over there
I'm sorry.
Lemon, you have a parachute.
Lemon, you have one.
Oh, shit, I do have one.
Alright.
I'm sorry.
Bombs that they are in are placed and they have control over it.
Fuck.
Got it.
Alright, I'm in.
I'm in.
No more room.
Sorry.
We're going to be pushing it down at 45 degrees so we've been at 600 miles per hour.
Which drill do they have?
I see two's gone.
We still have three, that's it.
Got it.
I'm going to lead you guys on the roof then, okay?
You got this bro I believe now lemon lemon listen up I didn't mean to be
unbuted or beauty whatever I'm a land you guys right up above jump out whenever
I say jumping go for the roof
Huh sure
You ready boys go now go go go go go go go
Lemon did anyone make it lemon do you read me did anyone make it I made it
wonderful maybe one over okay that's a good run you hold that bucket roof it's
a it's a massacre over here yeah I'm gonna get y'all reinforced that you just
keep holding it also if you need to talk to me I expect you to call me a long
penis long penis is gonna be my name in there I'm gonna call you winner schnitzel
you call me winner schnitzel yes sir long penis
all right we're gonna outlog you these pieces of shit
Get in boys!
Get in get in we need to go we need to go!
What up, baby? Listen, they need our help. They need our help.
Hey, man. What up, baby?
Yo, you two at the buy station! Come on, we gotta go!
The second their mail, give them a second.
Long penis, we are taking the tower. I confirm we are taking the tower.
Roger that, Wiener Stitzel. Roger that.
all right we're gonna lodge him it's gonna kick you guys out for a second just
Let's get back in, okay?
Go back in.
We need a snip, so how we doing over there?
We are taking the tower. We got snipers coming in at all angles.
Got it.
Listen boys, we got multiple snipers surrounding the tower ahead of us, okay?
I'm gonna land you guys in a little lower just pop that shoot instantly, okay?
I'm gonna drop ammo first and then I'm gonna bring building supplies.
Nightshade, we are not landing. You're gonna have to do one more route with me,
okay? Unless you want to jump out and get rest.
yes sir jumping in three two one go go go
I hope you're trying to shade that a spot where you want to jump buddy.
MMMM formula!!
MMMMM MMM MMMP
MMMMMMM
MMMM
When did the fucking!!
WHERE did the painful!
HAHAHAHAHAH
MMMMM
Oh behaviourко
I puta
PUCK関 sesame
HE SURVIVATE
Wait
HE SURVIVE
Oh shit, I'm not muted again. I'm so sorry, Lumin. He survived that?
It's fine. It's fine. Listen, we we have totally taken this tower
All right, wonderful. Now if I were you I would go out and try and get some kills and
or
Hmm
Keep doing your thing keep doing your thing there keep doing your thing there. I'm gonna hold for a second
Yeah, I do that do that do that
What is going on right now?
How do I get us another respawn truck?
Can I buy that or do I have to level up higher?
Fuel, got it.
Get that boys we don't have time to wait.
Get in boys get in get in get in
It's hard to land bro y'all mess with me but it's hard
Come on, come on in here.
We can wait for you, man, if you're going to be quick.
Yo, goals.
Yes, goals.
I need you to grab a parachute.
I need you to grab a parachute.
They're going to shoot us out of the sky.
Trust me.
Just grab a parachute.
Got it.
Got it. Which tower is that? What number?
Five, seven, four.
Five or five? Five or four is one.
All right, boys. Everyone, y'all are going to tower four.
Prepare to die, boys. Prepare to die.
That's on top of that. We're still fucking let them have it, man.
Yep. Yep. Sounds good.
We gotta stay on top of that.
We gotta stay on top of that.
Let him have it, man.
Yep, yep, sounds good.
We gotta stop the move.
One second.
Uh-uh, gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
I am sending you on a mission today,
not a mission of success or life,
but a mission of necessity.
I need you to take tower four!
Kill every last motherfucker there!
We're going in hot!
We're going in fast!
Prepare!
Hey, there.
The one by the right will be there.
Drop in four seconds!
Hold tight!
Three, two, one!
GET READY!
TURN!
We're out!
They all died.
No, they're alive, they're alive!
I was going a little fast. I'm gonna be honest it was I was looking so cool
there like there was like that moment where I felt like I was flying through
the air. The tower has been bombarded I'm gonna need another lift. What's the H.A. on
your taxi service here?
I
Luckily for you. I just got back to the base. I parked the other helicopter on the battlefield and
And I'm leaving that one out there for now and I'm gonna go and get you get you right now. No problem
Oh, you just left that one out there for supplies. Hey, it exactly
exactly. Exactly. I am. How much does this plane cost you? How much are you going to
roll here for this day? It's a lot, but the good news is, is because no one else in the
game really flies that much, there's a free one right over here I'm going to steal.
and now I'm making free money.
Get in boys, everybody in!
Right, right, right.
If you don't drop out of the artillery,
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
Yep, yep.
I'm gonna have a shot at this guy.
Yeah, we're doing a full drop.
We're all listen boys, this is what we're doing.
Tower four is where they're dropping the artillery
from, we gotta take it, okay?
We're picking up everybody.
You guys are jumping out above Tower four
and you're just landing.
Half of you will die,
but if we can get them off these mortars,
we can kill everyone, okay?
Get in get in we need all the numbers come on
All right boys, we're gonna go over it you're gonna have to jump out fast
I'm telling you they go ahead
Good coms
Yeah, we did we did but this time's gonna be different I'm gonna go right above it, and you're just gonna have to time that shit
I'm not listening to you, you have a terrible serial test list.
Drop in rule.
Gentlemen, this is Long Penis, your captain speaking.
We are going to be going in at around 200 miles an hour.
Jump a little later than you think you should, a little earlier than you think you should.
Get ready, gentlemen, we're gonna be there in about five seconds.
I'm gonna go right at it, and then I'm gonna go up. When we go up, you jump.
Come on, boys. Get in there. Get in there. Get in there, boys. Get in there, boys.
Get in there! They're in! They're in! They're in! They're in! Get them lemon!
We're dead. Wait what?
We're stuck in to the blender.
No, we're not. You're dead. They're doing great.
Respond or sit you right back in there. Trust me.
There's two guys alive though. There's two.
Oh my god! They're killing everybody! Oh my god!
Let's go! We're doing it again!
That was so cool! That was so cool!
I'm down, I'm down!
Same shit boys!
Same shit! Get in!
We're killing all these motherfuckers.
We're doing great.
Bro, we were so close.
We just need more numbers.
Get in boys, come on.
We need more numbers.
Get in here.
This is a guarantee win.
Easy money.
Guaranteed.
come on boys all right same shit I'm gonna go right at them I'm going right
at them okay and I'm just gonna tilt that bitch up you guys all fall out they
You can't shoot us all.
That's right.
That's been the last three times.
No, they can't do it this time.
Pete, Pete, I see, I see them.
I'm fucking killing you, it's really me.
It's me, it's me, it's me.
Pete, somebody.
It's me, it's me, it's me.
Somebody catch Pete once you land.
Make sure you catch Pete.
I got my arms open. I'll get them. Thank you. This is a suicide mission for me, basically.
Yes, absolutely.
All right, boys.
Lock and load. This is it. This is when you guys win.
Got it.
Let me go, Sam.
Go, go, go, go!
Did we get in?
Did we get in?
Are we in?
Did you guys jump?
Wait, I think it might have worked!
No, it might have worked!
Wait!
Oh, no, bro, then all right. I'll see you back in the base. I'll see you back in the base
Maybe I'll shoot with you guys
Guys you cannot let the enemy tear us apart
We're going again. We're going again. We cannot let them keep this they were laughing at us specifically me
They were laughing they were laughing at me
No fuck no fuck no fuck no we're going again we're going again
We're going again boys lock and load
Run for us! We need a hot drop! Hot drop!
Do you want a longer inspection truck?
No, we need you to go above and just drop us all out!
Drill four!
Lemon, lemon! Get Miss Ellie! Get Miss Ellie, lemon!
No, I already got it! I got a heli! I'm going to follow your heli!
Okay, alright, yup, sounds good.
I'm on the water floor. I have company to dance.
On four!
If you can make it non-explode and get us on four, bro,
four bro we are going to slaughter them
log in low gentlemen
This is going to be so bad.
If this doesn't work, we might actually have to play the OBJ
because we're going to lose if we don't.
Yo, I'm tired! Thank you so much for the same game to you, man!
We're losing this helicopter, so if we all die, we're pretty much screwed.
This is looking like bad.
See, I'm playing moderation.
Alright! Get ready to jump!
Ready?
Oh
We're down ladder went down ladder
Right, right, right, right?
We did it. Yeah, I got this ladder on this side
We made it.
Dropped one.
hold this ladder okay you got that one I got this one get your shit on
the
all around us boys
yep yep yep yep yep
thank you thank you thank you
Oh my wife just got me checked in!
Thank you.
Yeah.
I'm reloading, I'm reloading.
Not today bitch.
Yeah, yeah, there's a hell of you's gonna try and come in here.
Okay, man, hey
I took his shit, he's useless Hell, yeah
Damn That'll happen, boys
Hell he coming in, east, hell he east
They're gonna hot drop they're gonna hot drop 100%
Dropping how do I drop how do I drop drop one I dropped y'all five drop me them back once you're healed
Let me need three enforcements ASAP
They're holding our boy I need one of those bandits if you can hit me with one
I
Did a pussy
Don't do
Yeah, yeah, listen get ready to get ready to grab me drippy
We need to drag this dude's body so we can grab meds. I need it. I need meds
You see that body that body we're gonna go for it
It's just not letting me grab because the game just doesn't want to work.
It's just not letting me, it just doesn't work.
I can't drag, I can't right click, it just sits there in the fucking inventory.
I'm getting fucking pissed.
Did we lose it?
Oh, we lost it.
Oh.
Because it wouldn't track the fucking vantage rope.
Ha ha ha, was my inventory full?
It couldn't have been.
It couldn't have been full.
How? How was it full?
Could I grab the bullshit off the fucking table?
Oh.
You need some fresh guys landed on your head, Hutch?
Yeah, we lost it, we lost it, they have it.
Oh my gosh, bro.
I grabbed bullshit off the table
and I couldn't fucking grab a bandage, feels bad.
Oh, that hurts, that hurts.
Oh!
Where were you guys, were you in the hot zone?
My fault, not the games.
We were on there OBJ.
Dang it.
I'm back at it's own.
My fault, my fault, my fault.
That's completely my bad.
I'ma wait for you, Lemon, after you die,
well, oh, is that you and the Helly?
Yeah, I'm doing Helly runs.
I'm dropping the guy in.
I'm gonna drop guys at Tower 4.
Yeah, score, buy what you want and fuck off.
Okay, I'll wait for you.
I'll kill you.
Piloting's where it's at.
I told you, bro, it's so much fun.
I'll take piloting over any gunfight in this game
right now, the flying the Hellys are so damn fun.
I love that you get money
for like the success of your crew, too.
Yeah.
Now, I'm gonna show you something.
So when you come back, let me know
and I'll show you how to do a Lodgy run.
Lodgy runs are guaranteed $2,500 a fucking trip.
They're huge, huge money.
Can I do a Lodgy run with the-
And people, yes.
Oh, bro, that was so close to being such a good run.
All right, I'm already back at the the base
Did she die
Great work
For a logi run do I have to use the big dude though, right? Yeah. Yeah, I'm not high enough level
I got to do more pellet helicoptering
I'll get one
Let's go boys
All right, we got a play for OBJ man blue team has completely come back
Oh, it's incredible
Yeah
It was lost for good cost.
Alright.
I spent the rest of my money I had, but I made sure I had a parachute.
There it is.
You can see the space in that thing over here.
Yeah, come on, come on.
I got a parachute and it looks tight.
Alright, listen boys.
Listen boys.
We are in desperate need of just holding OBJ.
So y'all just need to pack up, play circle, win us the game.
We are fucking tied with blue team.
If you die, if you die, I will instantly pick you back up and drop you back at the LZ, okay?
Just play with each other.
Yeah, I see it, I see it.
Got you.
We're going to link up with the lodge you guys.
Go go go go go go!
Shit, bro, can you get out of here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. Give me a second.
Uh, I got no fucking children.
Yeah, I heard.
I have to park you over here.
Alrighty. We're going back. You have to get a shoot, okay? And I'll bring you back over with Wave 2.
If I fly back over there, I'm gonna get killed.
Yeah. Yeah, that's good.
Come on!
What a survival!
I lost a bunch of shit, and then I died, and then I had like...
That was a great drop, lunch. We're together. We're gonna make you down.
Good, good, good. I'll have Wave 2 with you soon.
Yeah, listen, just grab a shoot. I'm gonna drop you on the backside of them, okay?
Just play your life.
Yeah.
Fuck me! It's all good. Fuck that one. I'll go with the little one.
Fluffy, you mind dropping us over there?
You mind dropping us over there?
On the OBJ. On the OBJ.
No, no, no. Not the fob. The OBJ. The circle.
circle yeah a lot oh yes it is the fob now okay dope yeah let's do it well
Feels bad. Crash the fucking heli again.
I gotta...
figure out how to land that f***er.
It is the hardest part.
Every time you try to do it fast, you crash.
We got a gun.
You don't want to see something cruel that you can't do?
Yeah, sure, we'll be fluffy.
Yeah, man.
Let's put your head around the real quick.
Don't kill us.
Alright, you little cocksucker.
Alright, now I'm going to die 15 times doing that.
I'll be 20.
All right, here we go.
You got backup.
We are on our way.
Right there on that dead ping.
Left side.
Left side.
Venus, we are under attack.
We're holding it though.
Going
Oh, you're landing you're landing. Oh, you fucking beast. Thank you
All righty, where you at lemon?
Shit
I see over there. Yeah, I'm trying. Okay. Push it over to you. Okay, wait, they're up here.
They're up side of the base. Yeah, we're coming in from the southeast side. You gotta go up.
How do we go up there?
There.
I'm a parkour.
See this guy is smart.
He's literally just sitting on the door and closing it behind everybody.
Lemon, I'm gonna try and get an angle on you, Lemon.
Yeah, we're trying to get inside here.
Yeah.
Where are you getting shot from, Lemon, I'm looking.
Get inside, boys!
Come on!
get inside boys come on I'm inside look at my little platoon we've made that
Shut the doors close the doors
Smoke them
Yeah, it's where we win. It's where we win boys
Yep, see I'm looking I don't see him though
He tries to run I can kill him
Just sitting there. Yeah, I saw him do the run do it. Oh, here they come
To the south oh, yeah, it's a SKS guy over there
Yes, he's sniping or is he close? Yeah, he's a no he's in those bushes just sitting there sniping laying it laying down the bushes
kill that guy on the corner next to the water
corner down
gonna go push the deck
oh shit
oh ho ho ho ho
where we film my ammo
Holy shit man.
Nice.
Wait, isn't this down anymore?
We gotta go to the zone, lemon.
Roger that, like that.
I think I'm gonna see the ammo here.
Alright, let's move it, let's move it, let's move it.
To the zone boys!
There's a guy close, guy close.
Get up, let's load up in the car gentlemen, load up in the car.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Good to see you, Tawson.
There we go.
Get the shot out of behind this.
Fuck this guy.
Let's go.
Get in, get in, get in.
Go go go go go go leave that guy to rest everyone else in
We're all right, we're all right
Style points
out out out out right front dead dead dead take that building we push over take
the building we push over
holy shit I barrel rolled it and drove into a fucking barrier it's all
tactical reasoning chat we could have ran on foot but I get delivery money for
them getting in the car thanks martyr no harder let's go
two ten two ten oh behind as well behind as well behind as well behind
Yeah, we'll find him in the OBJ toast give to the OBJ
Kill two! Keep going! Keep moving, keep moving! And the bush is laying down far across! Next
I'm in the truck!
Oh shit, in the crate, in the crate up there, in the crate up there.
Stop, 160 in the crate, 160 in the crate.
You have a building, 1-4.
I have to push up into this crate a little bit.
a little bit yeah let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go not good not
good not good not good they're holding sks right side of the tree said right
side of the tree do we have any smokes
Now fuck that I'm gonna get you I'm gonna get you
Watch me
In that great great great great great great at least we're going for him. We're going for him
Yo, leave us leave us I'll go I'll get him I'll get him go go go go get across
We're gonna go right up to him, okay?
We'll heal when we get there.
Let's go, let's go.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you.
Where they at?
I got someone at the bridge.
Listen, we gotta keep moving.
The circle's moving like crazy.
Everybody stack up, stack up.
to go oh fuck we got to go into the open boys everybody pack your mags now
before we leave yeah pack your mags pack your mags no we're good right now
we're good right here
Well, it was his grenade just didn't left
All right, we got to move once we got here everybody and their mom knows we're here
It all just moved right when we got here bro feels terrible
All right, let's do it. Come on boys, let's go, let's go.
At the train car, one. Yeah, there's still one more. I'm so low on ammo.
this fucking piece of shit out I gotta reload I'm reloading a bag
all right we got to go
I got an AK right now but we just got to go we got to go we can end the game
right now
yeah yeah yeah
wait lemon died
let me catch up
got the one in the window
behind I'm out of ammo I'm out of ammo behind in the crate one health one health
swing that motherfucker I'm gonna die
I got you I got you my man are you
eating no I'm not eating I'm not no
No! No, you got me confused with somebody else!
of
the
death of
the
death of
death of
death of
I
Know what
guys we got to move to the HD boys we got to get there I know we're all in
hell but we just got to grab our nuts and go oh we won fuck yeah revive them
again I want to kill them
easy win right there brother you want to hear something saying that group of
guys that last run you included plus myself 57 thousand dollar life dude that
was that was huge that group the revives the kill three if like we kill
together is that points to yeah if same month bro if we like so you know how I
took everyone over in the car across the bridge yeah I didn't give a fuck
about you guys living all I heard got you guys getting you guys there all I
cared about was that the fact that you got in the car and I drove you to the
other side of the bridge every kill you got I made money are you kidding that's
why I did it you are a selfish
I'm going to call the color.
I'm going to call the color, okay?
Get ready.
Green!
Green!
You got it.
Green always wins.
Literally, green is the best team.
Oh my gosh, I leaked the server.
I'm not sure I'm going to get in there green.
Everybody on the back.
Yeah, not good. Not good. Not good.
I'm going to run Lodgy for like the beginning portion of the game.
So I'm just going to be flying Hellies and delivering shit.
Yo, what fob do we want? What fob do we want?
I can run Lodgy for it.
Oh, we're going to hush in here. What's up?
Now baby.
Before I be seeing you again.
All right.
Come back anytime.
Yeah, if y'all know the vibe, we, we, we,
dude deliveries, get a fob Uber, Uber juiced up.
And then we play the game after we have a fall block down. That's how we win. That's how we make money
That's how we have the best gaming experience because we if we don't claim a side of the map
Then we're just gonna get farmed by snipers
User, bro. I see you man. Thank you so much for the bitch the subs
You're an absolute legend bro Jack. We get some love in here for the big dog coming in with it
With the love man. I appreciate you, bro. W uber in a chat. Everybody gifted subs and subbing yourself
I appreciate you guys as well. There's a lot of people in here today
I'm sorry. I haven't been reading the chats are fucking going nuts
But I do truly appreciate all you guys hanging out spending the year slurs Saturday with me
Thank you guys so much. I hope you guys are enjoying yourselves
Let me grab this really quick
I'm just going to land actually come on in boys.
All right, any of you guys builders?
That's me.
All right, where you wanna go, what do you want?
Let's go for Taiwan.
Got it.
How many building supplies, like four or five
and then start running gas and ammo?
You have probably two pallets of building supplies
and then we'll play by here from there.
Got it, just talk to me in the chat, the team chat,
and I'll be paying attention to it.
Alright everybody else, what's up you cocksuckers, this is your captain speaking Captain Hutch.
We're going to be dropping in hot, we're going to land him at tower one with a pallet and
everyone else you're going to control zone, okay?
All right, go ahead, jump out.
Everybody else, I'm taking you over.
Oh, they all jump beside you too,
which do not have parachutes, not good.
I'm gonna try and land you on the road.
You go straight to this, okay?
Make sure you all grab parachutes from now on.
You're good.
All right, wait, you're on the other team living?
I couldn't get on green, but you know, no hard feelings when I headshot you, all right?
your broke and poor and living out of a tuna can just know that I'm more than happy to
do that to you. Good luck Lemon. You're gonna need it. I'll see you on the other side.
Shrider!
Bro, is that a fucking attack helicopter?
Now it isn't okay.
I should have grabbed them as well, but I'm already turned.
song. All right, boys, let's get all of the fobs set up. Get our, our little minions
out working for us and then we game
Who's the fat man? What?
Who they talking about, you think?
Who they talking about?
Oh courage is in the game.
Huchy poo.
Hey bud!
Join the discord.
I just signed on to join you, bro.
Join the Discord!
Me? No, I can't be the fat man. I'm fatate.
get in again boys sorry had to grab an ammo pellet it happens it happens to the
best of us
I'm not sure which window that I joined at Shadgamer's that's the one all right I'll
dragon a second I'm petite you gotta
believe me
bro is this game not like fucking
vibes today by the way holy shit
They're going to drop here.
They get by you!
Yo it has been, I cannot believe that we're listening to what we're listening to and
we haven't been to the MCA yet. I actually can't believe it.
Jankston? Oh shit. Knock on wood. Knock on wood.
All right, we get these guys in we are gonna need let's go ahead and get another building
palette. Oh, the YouTube chat is taking bong rips currently. Good. Good. Come on in, boys.
Oh come on in. Let me get courage in here.
See there he is.
Oh shit, I've got him to the call.
Lemon, I'm making another call.
I'm out of courage in here. OK.
Yeah, get him in here. Get him in here. Get him in here.
All right. Oh, I can't.
Hey, Lemon, do you have a do you have Chad Gamer's discord?
You should. I'mma send it to you and just join there.
Alrighty. I gotta do this little flight real quick and then I'll send it to you.
Okay. Just let me know when I...
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, gotcha.
Also, I don't think that you've noticed, but Green is the last place right now.
We are currently building the foundations of an empire, okay?
Okay, once these foundations are done being built,
we're gonna take this game over.
You just wait.
I just want to see the foundation you're talking about.
Oh, just wait.
Go ahead boys jump out here.
But we have figured out how to make money, boys.
What I'm doing right now, okay, listen.
If you guys are just starting to play the game
and you're wondering how to make money,
every game that you start, you gotta run the heli.
Take your teammates over to the objectives.
Every time they get kills or do anything positive,
you get assists, okay?
On top of that, once you get to level 10,
as Chat was telling me, shout out to the chat,
you get what's called logistic runs,
which is you buy pallets, drop them off at the drills,
and then people will assemble the pallets
and make the drill areas like compounds.
Unless you crash your Heli like I'm about two.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I get.
That's what I get for yapping.
Hold on, I can save it.
Hold on! Hold on!
Alright, we're all good!
Oh
Get some oil over there jump on it boys work up
All right, let me do this
May do this
invite
Copy
All right limit. I'm sending it over to you now
Roger Dodger. I'll switch over in a second here. All right. I'll meet you in there
I'll be in there one second
Oh lemon I'm looking at the kill feed I'm seeing someone named lemon Smith has been
murder. What's going on over there? I was deep behind enemy lines. All right,
doing a lot of damage. What about tell me the check another update on who's in
last place? Listen, we also are creating the foundations. Our foundations are
about to be founded and then we're going to rise to the top. Got it. Got it.
Got it. Got it. Got it. All right, I'm switching over. All righty.
I just joined your discord and told me to tell you that you're a little b****
Oh, I'ma go and talk shit to you
Oh, did that pallet not deliver?
Oh, I just destroyed that
Oh God brace gentlemen. We're about to deal with peanut everybody brace
Everybody brace brace brace for the peanut
All right, what's going on boys
Hello gentlemen. Hello. Hello
Courage is lemon lemon. This is courage
courage limits currently on the other team so address him as the enemy
some bitch nice to meet you wait you're actually on him
Yeah, you could get on the green team.
You could get on green.
Oh, shit.
I'm on the winning blue team.
Oh, yeah.
The ones that are in last place.
Yeah, dead last.
I rocked it for the top here.
Yeah, what have we not delivered yet mechanical supplies
Alright guys.
Alrighty, I say we deliver this, get a gear set on, and get ready to fight, yeah?
Is there anything more that we need if they've messaged in the, let me ask.
Putsch, I haven't seen you much in the kill feeder.
Are you still an Uber driver?
I'm still flying logistics.
We are decking out drill one.
Then once this drill is completely done, I'm going.
Okay.
So it's flying logistics, is your fit?
Okay.
It's my favorite, dude. It's my favorite.
Your favorite is plane though.
He crashes at least half the time, Kurt.
He's a liar, Kurt.
He's a liar.
Oh, 50% of the time.
It's not so bad.
What helicopter is crashing my building?
A helicopter just fucking crashing my building?
It was hot.
What did I say?
Courage, what is that thing?
He's dead?
He's dead 10 feet from me, I'm going for it.
There's no way.
There's no way.
What's up boys ain't we got a pistol or something I didn't grab my boy my boy
Do you have a gun?
No man, I've been flying logistics, bro!
Jesus!
I killed the guy over here, he might have a gun, let me check.
Alright, so we gotta kill somebody and we have to get you a kit.
There it is, let's do it, let's do it.
Over here, let me check.
Oh yes, let's go, let's go!
Hold on, let me drop you some ammo.
Oh, he has some, he has some.
He has a whole stack, he has a whole stack, we're good.
Are you sure?
Positive.
Okay, I've got stacks, so, alright.
Let me, let me deck this out and then let's go play OBJ.
Chat, that was not intentional.
I was done with this, so I can't believe I just did that.
I have been trying to stream time you for 14 minutes.
Let's go, let's go.
You're not working.
Get in the game, peanut.
This queue is too...
I'm into the queue for literally 14 minutes at this point.
Dude.
I don't even want to say anything.
I was gonna come fucking kill you and go fuck you on.
I'm into the queue for 14 minutes.
I'm still in position 9. I've moved up 4 positions in a moment now.
We gotta get lobby, bro.
Everyone in the team is back out. There you go. They're probably all listening.
Oh yeah, of course.
It's to be clear. To be clear.
I was saying that house down there that house need the helicopter resupply
my stack. Let me tell you, you delivered one day delivery.
Good one.
Dude, I have been flying a logi all game. I love it.
Yeah. I saw you. I've been watching for, well, 14 fucking minutes.
I had the perfect plan to, I was going to go, I was going to join in.
I was going to join the opposite team.
I was going to take a helicopter and I was going to fucking come and
I had a guy earlier who tried to do that like he was flying at me and
He hit a tree like bro. He was right next to me and hit a tree and it was so sick
Fuck yeah, how's your game going last night?
really good dude I'm done you know I'm having a lot of fun with this game yesterday
yesterday I was having fun but until I figured out like the logistics runs and
really how the game works now I'm having a lot of fun that's exactly what I
said I said I had fun for like an hour because it was a new game and then for
like three hours I was bored because I know what the fuck was going on and
then what I was supposed to be dealing and I don't even work then
And after I started figuring something out, dude, I was hooked.
I played 12 and a half hours.
Dude.
Yeah, I was hooked.
Yeah, I'm fucking loving it.
I did like four hours off stream last night,
having more fun than I could have ever imagined.
Yeah, it was just nice to actually feel like when
you're in a spot, you can be tactical and fake cool plays
happen.
If you see the chat, they're all asking for me to run
Lodgy Run Spirit.
You see that shit?
I
Wonder though what will happen when we have all the stuff I'm like we have a lot a lot of money
Have any
Okay, you take the boys out I
Think that the the the games will be more of
Of investment probably wins if that makes sense in chat feed, but we need supplies
One more around the corner one more is lit
One more there
Almost killed that guy too, bro
fuck yeah trippy
fuck yeah fuck yeah
what do you say? wait what do you say? I have a look to check
There's a late game plan right here.
Wait, is this guy cheating?
Oh no, he threw a grenade at me. I thought he shot me through three walls.
Oh my gosh, I was so confused.
I didn't listen to you again.
Say it one more time. I actually respond.
They've got late, they've got plans for late game when you have everything.
I'm trying to say yeah supposedly I thought so many chats that earlier that they already plan on wiping and shit
Yeah, if only anyone would say say that
Yeah guys they're like planning on wiping and stuff I know no one has told you this yet, but yeah, it's pretty incredible
I prefer real life.
Boom goes the dynamite as they say.
What are they saying?
No, I was talking about they gave, I didn't know what they needed.
Where would the green team's weak spot be right now?
Is there a weak spot that you guys have?
Oh yes, many weak spots, many.
You back in?
Um, our home base by the big tower one.
It's very weak, very very weak.
It's running right in the middle of the road.
The southern road, if you run right in the middle.
I'm trying this down. Yeah, right this down to see a blue truck and then a guy scanning a lot of blue truck aiming down the site
That's our teammate not me
Just run right in the middle of the road in the open
All right, this is perfect
Now it's you're gonna do a couple of these help the boys out
All someone else got the respawn car spinach
Damn, he's spinach. It's supposed to be my money.
Go, go, go!
Do they say what they needed yet?
Was it building supplies?
Does anyone know what they said they needed?
Ammo! Ammo, got it!
Oh, Simpic! No, they did not!
I'm in a... you're on the other team, fuck you!
That's the plane I'm in, fuck you!
Is it a tiny plane?
No, big plane!
Yes, you know, when there's a lot of planes in shoot-out...
How's a good one?
Fuck yeah.
Ammo.
Oh.
So many hellies in the air now.
The meds after.
Got it.
Thank you, Tally.
Music!
I am currently flying over ammo now sir sorry
We're so dead, we're so dead we need to be back!
Everything's fine, everything's fine!
But if you do respond, let me know, I'll pick you up.
Easy.
Alrighty, you see if another wave needs to pick up.
I want to get a gear set this time.
Yes, you can run logistics in cars, yeah.
They all said they needed meds.
Meds?
I can't do meds.
Do I need to fill up a crate?
Pray?
Now, this one matters where I place it.
No, but just wait till people buy it
All right, this one matters or we're out 10k
Oh, I'm so fucking deep right now, I'm just letting you guys all around me.
Oh, my wife, oh my god.
Come on.
Back in the res, bandages are here, everybody, the bandages are here.
Make sure to buy my bandages please god I just lost everything.
Where the bandages go? Did they drop?
Fuck yeah they did. Oh my gosh there's already...
Shit. Where's mine at?
No!
oh fuck where'd my crate go? oh shit oh man
fuck wait someone's buying my shit I think oh thank you for the meds damn it
I know you just healed me, but I need you to shoot me in the face so I can get y'all
more supplies.
Somebody shoot me so I can get y'all supplies!
Fuck it, I'll jump off the roof!
Oh.
What's up?
what's up oh thank you wait what do we need here what do you guys need here
what do we need I'm not sure okay got it
fuck alright let's get a kid on
You want the usual.
Oh, that was 35,000, well, right, right.
Whoopsie daisy, as they say.
Whoopsie daisy, as they say.
Oh
Cool
Ooh a new one 3x
It is 100%
get a load of this guy jeez look at this guy yeah i'm flying am i flying of course
I'm flying
No, don't take the truck come with me
It's locked.
What the hell?
Let's do this shit, boys.
No, no, that's lies!
Yeah, amen, amen.
Long as you're going after him as well, I'm cool with it.
What?
No!
I'm gonna buy my bills right now!
It's great!
I'll send you and I'll make some money to my back!
To be clear, I did have a large plate of chilequiles and a pancake for breakfast though.
Like 3,000 calories.
Fuck yeah.
I've got your money.
Listen boys, play your lives.
I need money.
Make me proud.
I hope all you see is brown seagulls.
I hope you don't I hope you don't see it. I hope you don't see it. Just kidding. I hope you see all the birds
I hope you see a raven a norwegian egyptian raven today. Thank you. Thank you
All right, good. Bye. Love you. Bye. Good. Bye
Hatch I jumped from the helicopter
And I broke my leg
I'm gonna get rez but I almost got hit by an RPG. I'm lucky to be alive myself
Oh my gosh we've somehow I think begun to lose this I'm gonna pay for this
heli and then I'm gonna come in and we should get a group together and go and
actually play the OBJ I don't even see it oh dude we got to drill it over to us
wait is that you back at base already no I'm just dead on top of this building
and there's 50 people below me and no one's coming to get me.
Start yelling at them, all from some money.
Wait, wait, wait, someone's in me.
I got res.
Nice.
I said I needed ammo last time.
I destroyed the supplies, but it gave me money for it.
I don't think I dropped it too high.
I think I dropped it and then ran into it.
What's going on, gentlemen, welcome in.
going on. You want to you want to go hot drop? All right listen I'm gonna drop this
off for lodge he's gonna take me literally a second then I'm gonna take
all of you to the hot drop.
200k fuck yeah, bud. Fuck yeah, bud
Oh, there goes that guy. That's why you guys fly with air hutch
Don't jump out just yet unless you all want to be here we're gonna go to the cc here in two seconds
get ready boys fine that's where you are you headed to the hot zone yeah dropping
a group down now go go go go go go go go go go why is my chat trying to tell
gimmicks a really bad chef um lemon you can call him gimmick that's fine he
actually loves being called gimmick lemon once made a tuna fish casserole
with expired crab and while he was making said tuna fish casserole that
stunk up his entire apartment for multiple days. He almost burned his house down with
a peanut butter and jelly in the microwave. He heated it up in the microwave for a cool
three minutes. Imagine putting up a- oh, I was muted the whole time. He made a tuna fish
cast roll with expired crab and then put a peanut butter and jelly in the microwave for
No, five minutes.
Jesus.
I asked him, I said, I don't know dude.
He literally opened up the microwave, the bitch was on fire.
I'm not kidding.
He wasn't even melted, the melted was on fire.
I might kick you out for a second, just jump back in.
We all want to go, you want a hot drop or you want to go to the base?
Let's make it hot.
Alright, sounds good, I'ma drop fuel off at our drill
and then I'll take you all over there.
Come here.
Bro, how much money were we down on this run?
Why was I, oh, I have a kid on.
Don't jump out yet, we're just going to deliver, then we go.
Yeah, I'll let you know when.
All righty y'all should probably jump right around here go ahead go go go go
go go go
Lock in!
Reinforcements are here gentlemen
You said we're out there in the fucking building!
All done. Light me up.
down at that building right below us lit up behind the building holy fuck my boy my
High boy
He's in that bush
Push forward push forward
in the building what's up pussy I got you big dog
Did I hit him? Did I hit him with the RPG? Did I hit him?
Get in that zone boys! Get in that zone! No? Shit. I scared him though for sure, right?
I'm across the water go go go
On the wall, on the wall, on the wall
I'm reloading mags!
Biiiitch!
No, oh by the wood pile he head shot at me though
Help me
Help
Help me
Help me
50 dollars 50 dollars for the rest 50 dollars
They're doing it boys they're doing it
I got a crisp $50 bill in my pocket it's all yours it's all yours
I love you I love you
Jesus Christ!
Help me! No! No! No! No! No!
Can you cover fire?
I'm up boys! I'm up!
You're not beating me that fast!
Oh my God! I'm just a million behind you! I see more!
Where are they?
I hear them.
It's so cool.
what the fuck
I feel like I'm fucking beaten up
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
Don't his ass!
Woo hoo hoo hoo!
Baby!
Get alive!
Get a hot drop!
I compile a mag.
Good.
Good. Ready to rock.
We gotta get inside that zone, Shadow.
Gotta push up, gotta push up.
I'm with you. I'm with you.
of
Hold it down, hold it down, this is where we make our stand.
Where is my backup?
Back up!
Hey guys, I'm a sky!
Yo guys, I know we're enemies and everything, but maybe a quick res? Maybe a quick...
Listen, I spent a lot of time getting over here.
I'd love to get a little bit of help.
Just a quick res?
Nova, come on. Come on, Nova. Fuck this hole.
Are you kidding me?
Well, I got courage. The J. Dissel. He's on his way.
And you don't want to be here when he starts knocking at the door.
Because any moment now, he's gonna barge in, and they're gonna kill all you bastards.
I'm on the way, Hutch!
Oh, they're all around me!
I'm dead!
You guys are gonna get fucked and I have full confidence!
Courage, I have no confidence! Please hurry!
I'm fucking dead.
Okay, Hutch, you win.
I'm now broke five helicopters try to copy cause you
you win congratulations wait what do you need what do you need
fuck got it got it I'll fly I'll fly damn it
let's go boys well Peter that's what you get for being a piece of shit also after
this game I say we all link up for a game yeah let's job officer to you
probably in hotbed cool sounds good about yeah yes I did can I not call you
Bubba are we not good enough friends so I can call you Bubba?
No you can't Bubba you can't call me Bubba.
Come on man.
Oh man.
Alright here we go take 12.
Gentlemen welcome in welcome in the air hutch it's been a while we're gonna fill this bitch up to the brim
Well considering there's not many people in here, let me go ahead and do this
Um-hmm
Nope, sorry about that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Gotta make buddy with you can't oh no is that really no no I'm not doing that one second one second
Get in get in sorry about that. I didn't know we had that many get in
No, I don't I don't even have a gun. Let's do this shit
All right, so the zone is currently
Listen the zones on tower three the zones on tower three. This is what we're doing. I'm hot drop it all of you guys
I'm flying right at it
I'm going into the air and then you guys are going to jump out and land on the roof and take it
Are you ready?
I have a feeling I know who that is
I know that is get ready boys
Get ready hold hold
We all fucking died sir
No one's fault let's not blame anybody that's just getting another helly
Yep, yep
Nobody's fault it's nobody's fault it's just
That's right guys we're doing it again okay we're doing it again but this time we're going
somewhere else.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Uh oh.
Oh my god.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Listen boys, we can win the game right now.
We can do this, everybody.
We need to focus!
That was, that was ridiculous!
I can't believe someone, oh my god!
Someone died in a fucking spot!
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
I don't want to shoot this time, I'm out of here.
Yes, I've been sure to bring a parachute, my bad.
I mean, I think I was going through to the floor,
put naked, wait in the depth, I'm sure, so I'll look upside down.
I brought the wrong ammo to fill up my gun.
We got this, boys!
Wait oh we're pulling it we're pulling it this is easy boys we're literally just
got to defend and we win I'm taking it all over to the LC we defend GG's give
me some kills I'm gonna put you guys in this tree line outside of the LC okay
Kill them as they come over.
Go, go, go! Take these apartments as well! Go, go, go! Take the apartments!
Is that Peter?
That's Peter!
They get shot down!
Wait for it, wait for it.
No!
We live!
Yes, he died!
Wait, did he die?
No, he's alive!
He's alive!
He's alive!
We gotta bait him.
We gotta bait him.
We gotta bait him.
We gotta bait him.
No, he's alive! He's alive! He's alive!
We gotta bait him! We gotta bait him! We gotta bait him!
He's like, we're hovering and we watch for him. He's gonna come at us and then we barrel roll.
We got to go low to the ground so it's a full commit.
We got to go low to the ground.
We got to go low.
He's gonna go alone!
Hehehehe!
Oh, we got a counter burn!
I am Peter
Oh
Oh!
God damn it!
You gotta fly right back over the LC!
Shoot him boy, shoot him!
Shoot him!
How do you do him?
Oh
I died I died
It's crazy how that looks.
Oh man!
Oh damn it!
I knew you were coming after me, so I was just trying to bait.
That baited too hard, boss.
They shot me so much while tasing you with regular guns that my rotor just stopped working.
Oh man, that was awesome.
Oh
Not just the most money in the lobby right now this game
That's for fucking flying people in do I actually
Yeah, and the scoreboard right now you are number one with 128 thousand dollars profit
Let me go we go get my team ready and I can hop with you guys. Yeah. Yeah, we're like right there in the end
But you put in perspective you have seven kills and nine deaths. Yeah with 128k profit
Place second place has 30 kills and five deaths and has earned 20,000 less than you
Making that money we make it in my name oh gosh that's awesome I'm coming I'm
coming I got you evil I got you oh you want me to drive all right let's go
I know you what you love my driving Spinach I know you do
Oh, I think it's genius 100% agreed listen man you have to reward
People playing support characters in a game. No doubt
It makes the game better it makes more fun
Yo Landis right in that LZ, please
Right there on that ping
Let's go win this game
That pink that pink
I can recognize it
What just happened to me this not ours wait where did I just die
what
Don't heal me, thank you, thanks, thank you.
Yeah, hey, listen jackass, if you're gonna sit there and yell, run your fuckin mouth about
my flying, you better not be hella color as a pilot.
That's all I gotta say.
You better not be hella color as a pilot.
Not really.
How about you go get some pussy?
Yeah bitch.
Thank you so much, bro.
Oh, no problem.
I'm about to go out there and saw us, bro.
Yeah, I don't know how the fuck and where he shot me from.
And the windows you can't be pussy fuck you
Let's go.
They're distracted.
Let's go to the MC.
Let's finish this game.
I got bad news I can see that you have been robbed okay
Oh
Dad dad dad dad we're good. He's dead. He's dead
I knew there was someone more in there.
I- I kept shooting because I fucking knew.
He was dead, jackass.
There was two fucking in the bush, okay?
There was two doing the dirty in the bush.
I don't want to hear nothing.
Oh yeah, here we go boys.
GG's, GG's.
Good fucking fight, boys.
Good game boys, good game.
Lodgy wins, wars boys.
Let's go Hunch!
Wow, wow what a game, wow what a game, wow, wow, wow.
Oh, bad, oh no, actually don't look at the scoreboard,
actually, oh.
down here logistics logistics logistics that's what it's all it's about just about the logistics
man yeah okay yeah that's how you win I do this game's really fucking right we should
He's really fun.
Okay.
Let's leave.
I think he's starting stream.
I'm gonna take my dogs out real quick
and then I'm back ready to go.
Great.
All right.
All right, Jeff.
Let me take the dogs out to go pee really quick.
I'll be right back.
Quick, Fiverr.
I don't know what you guys want to do. It's probably be like 10 minutes. I'm actually
ready to go. Hutch just wants to go walk his dog so you're good I think.
All right, we're ready for rock gentlemen, we're ready for rock.
Alright, I'm back.
Is Pina still not here?
He said he needed like 3.45 minutes ago.
He said he needed 10 minutes.
OK, we're going back in.
Join me up.
Join me up.
Join me up.
Join me up.
Fuck, we got to join the blue team.
It's over.
It's over for us, but I can make some money and that's what it's about making them money.
It's nice as if I had joined you for my scene friends list and immediately puts me on your
team and your squad.
She's kinda nice.
Get in boy, sorry!
Yeah dude, it's so nice.
Nice
What up boys here, let me drop this bullshit. Let me get all you guys in first before I do logic
I don't know if I can fucking die.
I don't know if I can win last, but I'm fucking weak.
Get in!
Get in, get in!
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Everyone needs to buy a parachute. None of us have parachutes.
Yeah, parachutes are key, parachutes are key.
It's a great call to be honest.
Don't you worry boys, we are gonna be in and out, in and out, and y'all ain't never gonna
sit in this spawn, but make sure you buy a parachute.
Are we ready?
Hey, uh, our master ship is going to parachute, he's going in raw, all right.
Fuck it.
All right boys, we're going hot.
Let's go!
Should I try to make that work as much?
Never flies?
No, I always fly.
I always fly.
No, I always fly. I always fly. You can't trust the peanut, but you can trust the
hutch. Now gentlemen, welcome down hutch airlines. We're gonna be cruising at a quick
5,000 feet. Keep your hands and feet in a helicopter at all times, unless you sit
on the outside and don't touch the blades. Lock it!
We are heading straight to the CEC boys.
They're already going to be set up but be ready to fuck, come on!
KICK-A-DLE!
Listen gentlemen, out there, I'll be scared, do you hear me?
So yes sir, we'll be pushing still.
Listen to courage, here we go, go, go, go!
Oh shit.
Who didn't jump? Why y'all jumping? What the fuck?
Oh, alright, good luck guys.
Oh, okay.
Oh, sweet heavens.
Go, go, go!
You don't have a parachute, son of a bitch.
Well, I killed everyone in that group.
Alright.
Get the hell out!
Make sure to get a parachute
you next time you jackass. Oh David Tep. Smokin funny things, makin love out by the lake to our favorite song.
Sippin whiskey at the bottle, not thinkin bout tomorrow, say yes we home Alabama all summer long.
Next up!
Yee hee hee hey!
Oh look at the money rollin' in!
Look at the money rollin' in!
Sing along! Hey!
What's going on right now? What's happened to Mont?
Huh, some light.
Clean come back in boys. Let's go
Be like baby
Thank you boys
Lock-in gentlemen, I'm flying you over to this sea sea. I'm gonna drop off some supplies
and then we go them all right we drop these off and there we go
All right go here go here if you got a parachute go
you motherfucker all right let's not lay you in here these trees go now go go go
We need builders, man!
Bro, we ain't got no builders!
This ain't good, we ain't got no builders!
a $15 tip. Kill him!
and
get in boys listen I know we all want to kill but we should really get a builder
at one of the drills set up a home base somewhere hey this is what we're doing we
have no drills we should probably take drill fives and I need y'all to hold it
down and to build it up all right
I think that's the play because we have the lead right now. This is the perfect strap. We don't have to but I need to go play
Come on boys get in three more seats
All right, this will do
Hope you missed it
all right listen boys you guys want to go to the drill or fuck the drill go to
the cc whatever you want to do I don't care
all right we're taking drill five just hold it and I'll drop you guys supplies
like crazy okay
all right parachuters go ahead
I don't know, I don't know shit.
Always grab a parachute, $100 and it saves your kit,
but I'll drop you out here.
Oh, y'all should've jumped out there.
Well, hey, Jake, can we still in here?
RIP those guys later Jacob
That'll happen
See now they've taken that drill oh
Okay, none of us survived wonderful. All right, cool
Now you just need to keep funneling people against their will to drill five. This is how this is how we win games
We can fucking do this. We funnel people against their will to drill fives, we make them work, and then they get to play the game. That's how it works.
Let's check in. General, how's it looking over there, Courage?
Tower's captured, sir. Great drop off.
Wonderful. I'm gonna be making people go there. I need you to focus on building up the walls
I'll be dropping you a ton of shit, okay?
Yeah
Get in get in yo take all those supplies to drill five pancakes or whatever your name
is drill five.
I got building supplies coming in.
Understood, sir.
Wait, hey guys?
Yeah.
Hey gang, are you guys in the game right now?
Yes, but we can't back out.
Wait, well I just want to let you guys know that I invited Hamibi and gimmick to play, is that okay?
Yeah, send him to discord.
Or we can jump in yours.
Yeah, I think, Kurtz, you have mine as well, right?
Yeah.
I know it's hoppin' mine, it's hoppin' mine.
I don't know give access to the steamer waiting room, but if you don't see a steamer waiting room channel and the top
Disjoys do not go don't go to Wendy's anywhere, but Wendy's you're Mike. We'll be back. Oh my good luck
Good luck, bro. Don't get stuck with a needle God speed God speed
very nice fuck yeah thunderstruck is an instant dmj we're gonna meet it
Yeah, I see it.
You all see what I see?
The gold mine gentlemen, in every game you play, you look for the antenna.
The antenna is instant money.
Oh, someone took it?
I swear I saw it.
Come on in!
I can serve, I can serve.
No problem, brother.
Let's go.
We officially don't care about this run.
All we care about is making as much money as possible.
I'll join the discord here in one second.
How you doing today?
Sir, are you doing well?
I'm doing good, my friend.
How about you, brother?
Doing fantastic.
I'm all in peanuts.
Yeah, be there in a moment.
I'm the finest I've ever seen.
I appreciate it.
How about damn time, someone says it.
Oh
Many fucking Tommy this is what up gentlemen
Are you guys are you go back and forth? Oh, bro, I got 300 K right now. Are you guys?
Are you guys in this game, or are we backing out?
You're gonna get a lot of money must have been really just destroying the enemy
Conquering lands and taking over towers and saving the world or something. I've been
Taxing people back and forth on the battlefield all day long and profit off of their hard work
I bet you have a normal pursuit. I know we're sure not much thank you
Thank you. So we get our money with blood
Mm-hmm. I'm gonna have you have you told the bungalow. It is exactly how you lost all your money
Okay, all right, I'll admit I hopped on about an hour and a half before stream
And I bought a bunch of helicopters trying to scream snipe hudge and kamikaze his helicopter
I failed numerous times, and I have no money
All right, it's out. It's out. All right, the secret is out. Thank you. It's not true. Thank you
Okay, it's listen. I'm big. We listen and we do not judge
Thank you. My name is peanut and I have a problem
Hello peanut every chance. Hello peanut. Hello peanut. I have an addiction
I'm addicted to kamikaze
You know, that's what they say they say kamikaze and is very expensive
Yes, I'm stopping now though and I would like my one day point. I would like my one day point
It's uh, and I'd like some support. I don't think you can get the one-day coin until tomorrow
Are we backing out are we backing out? Yes. Yeah. Yes. We're all currently backed out. All right, wonderful
Do you I think everyone has me added Pete you want me to join a lobby and everyone joins I
Don't know if I got you I
Think we have each other a baby or peanut courage yet peanut added. I do not believe so. No
You're close this nucleus. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, baby. Let me add you real quick
This team yeah
I'm a I'll DM you my
Steam code, okay, yes, it's my third one.
Oh, check your spam.
Your spam.
Yeah, there we go.
I just didn't do I just got word.
I just got word that your boy, your boy.
Your boy's got the the front of the line passed to six flags.
So actually, I could join up next time
without waiting for this
Wait, you got a front of the line pass and I don't I'm fucking pissed
I'm fucking pissed. Did you see what these cocksuckers posted of me? I sit you in front of close to me
Bro, I have been doing great all day today, and I got
Whatever the shit's called where they revive you and then kill you again for like three minutes straight
And that's what they that's what they put on the Twitter
these assholes
Yeah, um, yeah, I saw that. I saw. Oh my God. I did that to a guy and um, I thought it was just some random guy and it ended up being have you ever seen a guy on Twitter named one peg?
Yeah, I know one peg.
Yeah, I was, I was, uh, I was defibbing a guy over and over again and having four teammates fuck him. Um, just a lot. And I thought it was just some bad guys.
Was he pissed? Was he pissed?
No, no, listen, no, he wasn't pissed.
Oh, Devs, wait, hold on. I'm getting word from my main man.
Devs said, Hutch will never have a front-of-the-line path.
What?!
What the fuck did I do?!
Fuck, Hutch! Fuck, Hutch! Fuck, Hutch!
You know what? I'm gonna wait until the morning,
morning and whenever I'm top dog and I'm showing bear nuts on stream. I'm doing it. I'm doing
it. And I'm gonna wait time in the front of the line. I'm showing bear ass and titties.
I don't care. I'm already threatened. We make a bet. Whoever can make more money in one
game today gets the frontline best. I'll have them remove it from my account and put
it on your account. Dale, you already lost. You already lost. I don't think you're
Shameless as hot jizz at the Uber drive you already lost
I mean it has to start now
What you say
Well fucker can't make it die without uber driving hot fuck you
Thank you, Mr. I would like to say right now. It starts right now, and
And it's whatever the number on that scoreboard is you have to like when it says on the actual scoreboard
At the end of the game it's whoever has the highest one game so my if you get a hundred thousand right now
I get two hundred thousand eight hours now. I would just my game was two hundred thousand for the day
You have like eight hours ahead of you. I have baby three
I will join in like a blue collard working class. I'll wait in my line fuck everybody
I'll wait in my line fuck everybody and I am showing bear ass tomorrow
I am I'm joining a lobby everybody join up and I might just say a slur
I don't know it is Saturday join join join join join join join
Just join off my steam yeah right click on his name join. Yeah. Yeah, man
This one might not be good when you
What oh, oh, I could but which where we going which color hot?
Don't show screen yet or leak the server. I have to wait
It's okay if you did I just got to wait for blue. I
Think you can show the screen
What are the parameters to this task pass?
No, yeah, this is a me and me and hodge rivalry here buddy. You too a morning afternoon rivalry right now make some money then
Y'all take it. I'm making money
Okay, see one two
Yeah, I
Yeah, I can't get into the blue team right now. Hey, can someone quit the blue team? Oh, sorry
I
Need to serve it fuck oh, okay everyone everyone leave everyone leave new server new server
Listen, I'm gonna text you guys eat the color of the team. This is this all we did the last night
This is smart. This is smart. I'm gonna text you guys the server and the color of the team and
Then we do not hide our screens until we're on the server and on that color of the team deal agreed. Yeah. Yeah
Oh, here we go. Here we go. Just put it in the stream waiting room chat. Yeah
I'm gonna look for you guys have all you guys have access to the stream waiting room chat. We're in here. You dumbass
I don't know how this stuff works. I just want to call you a dumbass mean either I could be wrong
Yes, I see tests
But here we go. All right. Oh, yeah
I
Already
My high-speed my high-speed and do not hide to her all on that team in that jammet
Okay, somebody in my buggy landed a chat right here said I print the general jet. I believe it for
Do you remember what live it did that I forgot
What the circumstances of it was but I know it was it was a tragedy I
I remember giving put something in the general chat of my discord that was supposed to be not for stream not knowing there's
111,000
Yes, I do remember that very
Are you guys all in I'm still not in I didn't get to I didn't get it. I'm in the server, but not in the team
Do we call an audible and go the other one that's open?
No, no, no, no
I'm
Yep, yep.
Is there a guy on the team?
Not yet.
I'm not yet, no.
I'm in!
Where's Givacat?
I might be...
I'm in now.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in as well.
Hey, everybody's in.
Where the hell is Givacat?
Why are you meeting up?
Is he in?
He isn't.
He's been talking this whole time, right?
No, he has a been afk the whole time
Let's go
All right
You go ahead. I go that you go ahead. I go next I
I go listen we gotta take a drill we take a drill and then everything else
doesn't matter so I will bring all the shit y'all just build the fucking
kingdom and then we kill everybody we just need to build the drill the drill
that's closest to us we got to build it
I
Don't know who did that
I think of people down to
to a red box.
Um, first, everybody in. Come on in, boys.
Drippy, what up?
Drippy, listen, man, I'm already down 14k.
I crashed the Helly in three seconds.
OK, I need a lot of money.
Got it.
I wonder about you guys.
I'm just doing the FBI telling you to go out.
That glare was decent.
You guys could use the glare?
Yes, very good.
Very good.
Most of it a great mistake.
You got the Hutch helicopter without a parachute.
Get in boys.
Get in, get in.
Come on over here.
Second helicopter.
First one's for bitches.
is where you make the money come on two more two more we just left we just
Let's take the drill closest to us. We're taking drill 5. Alright boys, listen up. We
can do whatever we want to do after we take drill 5. Let's take drill 5. I'll give a ton of
resources build that bitch up, and then we fuck.
I'm flying right now, Cap.
WASD. On my mouse I had at the morning.
Yeah.
13 people in the helicopter, only two of parachutes.
Oh yeah, yeah, we're moving.
Wait, you can turn up proximity volume to 2x when it is.
Oh my god. Huge, huge, huge.
I
Jump here boys go go go
Oh, I gotta hop out.
I'll lock it.
I'll almost dead.
All right, all right, and unlocking.
Go ahead.
Good.
Here we go.
All right, go ahead.
Oh, oh, no, oh, shit.
Oh, my god.
Oh, no.
We forgot.
It's gimmicks birthday.
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear David!
Happy birthday to you!
Well, it's great.
What a beautiful day this day.
Happy birthday, gimmick!
On my birthday, on my birthday, not only can I not judge the server, but you got your gift by leaving you out of the game.
Yep, have fun in the queue.
I'm gonna have to get on the next one. Oh no, the queue's full as well.
I will be joining the next one.
Sounds good, sounds good.
Oh, is she...
I'll run, I'll run.
Can you jump in the circle anybody else in the circle?
No, we all get dropped in this tower but we can't tap the towers for ten minutes so I feel like I'm wasting my time.
Then go to the first LC and have a BB stay there and build.
I'm bringing you everything right now, Hibibi.
I'm still in the, uh, in a heli.
Got you.
I'll take my money back.
I'm actually taking over Tower 1-2 right now.
Nice.
Make sure you guys buy parachutes, parachutes!
Powder!
Yeah, it's Void Team.
Uh, it's Void 1 for everybody?
I was working.
Uh, don't press a tab to the scoreboard.
Press U twice, you should know where U.
U, U.
U is an underwear.
U, U, U.
Ehehehehe.
U, U.
Jump now, jump!
Powder!
You motherfucker.
Let me get you landed.
I
You good you got a linch out here no problem no problem
Go ahead no you're good man. You're good
All right music let's get everybody all set up and then we'll get a kid on
Pino, you're already dead?
Yeah.
All right, I'll go my way back.
Okay, listen up, transport goods.
I've already got a helicopter.
I've had an automatic.
I want to get down there and revive your brothers in battle.
I am playing for a win.
I'm playing for a win.
You're over there playing checkers.
I'm playing chess.
It's okay to be the dumb one.
dumb one okay it's okay chess I'm playing chess is dr. Lupeau is my mentor I'm about
to destroy the blue and green team we are blue you dumb fuck I know I'm thinking it out I'm thinking
that I listen I have about $1,000 to make out about until 20 times it's really good 100,000
Yep, I'll hear you whenever you say I'm poor boss. Can you buy me a helipos?
Can you buy me a helipos?
Shake yourself while flying a helicopter.
Alright. Alright. Lock in.
We deliver all these supplies and then we buy a gun and we start blasting
Give me a review
weekend game 100% if you enjoy
Games like Arma or battlefield. This is right up your alley. I
Don't know. I'm really loving it bro like yesterday. I didn't truly love it today
I'm fucking loving the shit out of it to be honest, so
Supplies destroyed on impact.
Aw, damn it.
Too high.
Got it.
My bad.
My bad!
My bad!
My bad!
My bad, boss!
My bad!
My bad!
My bad!
My bad!
My bad!
My bad!
My bad!
What up boys?
You kicked out for one second and just jumped back in.
All right listen boys we're getting this drill up and going okay we're getting the
drill up and going.
Yeah.
You're a honey, yeah?
Fuel at five, oh yeah!
Fuel at five, got it.
Peanut died again, oh, shocker!
Go ahead and jump out here, boys.
Alright, let's go get some fuel now.
The War Dogs Super Driver.
See, y'all, everyone who understands how these games work, recognize what I'm doing for the
team right now.
I am enabling the next hour of gameplay to be fun so we're not getting sniped from our
own fucking spawn.
This is a must.
I'm getting rich!
shit well this is coming next
whoopsies
you ain't gonna die son you ain't gonna die I'm taking you to the drill okay
We're just reinforcing this drill and then probably in like five minutes the drill is
going to be done and we're ready to go.
How's it going team?
How's it going?
We are at war right now at tower one, absolute war.
There's three of us holding off like ten people.
Get a rest right now.
Got it.
We need medical supplies very badly.
Oh no, they're pushing.
They're coming down.
We're good, we're good.
Go ahead and jump.
Little spread, little spread!
Too much spread on the fly!
Y'all saw me drop the supplies right when everyone's about to die.
I don't, dude. I swear sometimes I lose it.
Like with the big helicopter, like I'll be turning and I'll have to turn. Everything's fine.
And then I'll just it's like the it's like that the heli is just stuck there. I don't know how to explain it
Is that because it's so big it's like the momentum
Give me a second I'm coming
That was an insane battle, but now we're good shit
Let's go
What up
Yeah, bro
Let's get it boys
Alrighty I'm done with my laundry runs five should be good
Yeah, I saw you I say with that last run
Yeah, how much money you make this game how much money you make this game? I made a couple dollars
I mean a couple dollars. I made 45,000 pink. Don't worry. I'll give you a loan
Okay, okay, I'll forgive you some bitches if you need some
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh. Is that Joe? Is that Joe?
Some bitches, yeah. Fuck you.
Hold all you want, buddy. Glow it all you want. It ain't gonna last long.
Oh, keep that- keep that ground warm for me.
Eat that ground warm for me.
I'm about to kill the entire enemy team.
All right, Kurt, stay with me, stay with me.
They're going to be on the northwest side of that, that's on, there's like buildings
up here.
I don't know if you can see that thing.
Got it.
Yeah, I see it, I see it.
Anybody back at HQ?
Offer rides.
quick one right now all peanut died at tower one that place is
swarmed right now my comms aren't working in game dude that was me yet all
day yesterday but how'd you fix it I just signed off and signed back on
today and it worked genuinely so maybe try just restart when we reset
yes yes don't help him don't help him baby don't help me ask me for the
I'm in there HQ. Don't help them be don't help them. I'm B. B. Oh shit. Oh shit. We did my I might be help
We take this courage we hold it down
Shit fuck it
I kind of hate this castle like right above us you want to take the castles take the castle
Come on boys, we're taking the castle.
One just died up to the left touch?
Yep.
We can, let's go.
Hold this head, I'm going.
We got the buildings, I think these buildings are better than the castle themselves.
Yeah, these buildings are where it's at.
We hold this
All right, I won't lie is this is not going that good hodge hodge has a significant lead and I have no way
I'm I'm nowhere on the journey to have
Worn up, that's right warm-up game. Yeah, well game. Well game. That's what it is. That's what it is
I already don't have enough money for a kid. Oh
Oh my god, I mean peanut look at this. Go to scoreboard reading off touches kills assists and deaths, please
It's just a second. I will just in one quick moment. I'll say what I'll say you I'll say you like
Mr. Ryan, I don't know if it's a glitch. I see zero kills zero assists one death zero revives
That sounds
There's a million yeah, I just got shot through nine trees this guy can see me, but I can't see him
That's so sick bro, that's so fucking sick this guy can just see me perfect through multiple trees I
Can't see him he one clips me fuck. Yeah
Thank you everybody's dad
I
Still get it like how do you see me? How the fuck do you see me?
I don't even get the outline of your character. You're shooting me through an entire tree. How is that possible?
I've got everything you need today and every day.
I've got everything you need today and every day.
I
Previous but I might be on it. Let's go
Fuck we wait
Our pilot is literally sitting on the state side of ours.
Get down.
I don't like bottom contact, do I?
I think he has riddled again.
Yeah, you do.
Yeah, sounds good.
Just slow it down like right before.
You had a thermal scope?
Actually, you think he had one?
Do you think you have a thermal now?
Where we going? We're going to?
No, we're going right to the hospital.
Oh, there's a million up there.
There's a million up here.
Come on boys, jump out.
Oh.
I'll do another run, I'll be waiting for y'all back at HQ.
Got you boys.
I see a bunch of them.
That's bulletproof, sick.
That's fucking cool.
Better be bulletproof for me, too.
kidding me? He's gonna shoot another one at the exact same spot I already know it.
Don't peek, please don't peek.
Oh
Protect me P protect me
Let me let me rub your nipples. Let me rub your nipples. It's gonna be okay
Don't be it looking like I'm starting to fire on your right kitty right now
Yeah, get the left kitty get the left kitty
You're all right, you're all right rub them everybody get around them. Let's rub them to rub them to life rub them to life
Oh, there's too many of y'all getting anxious, I'm going to...
Alright, P, I'm coming to you.
Wait, why are we going this way?
We should go to the objective, to the right!
Come on, we gotta go to the objective!
We gotta go to the objective, come on!
What the fuck was that?
There was two or one over here at this building.
There's one in the building.
bro where in the fuck I don't I don't know where he went I don't know where he
went I don't know where he went let's go to the objective
bro there is no way that that was my shadow you're fucking bullshitting are
Are you serious?
Oh, what is wrong with me and my fucking shadows?
Why do I hate them?
Mr. Hutch, Mr. Hutch, we're going to the hot zone.
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm in it.
I'm in it.
I might have shot my shadow again and told you as a player.
Oh, yeah.
No worries.
Don't worry.
It could have happened to anyone.
It could have happened to anybody.
I agree.
Could have happened to anyone sub 70 IQ.
Oh, we got you, we got you.
I'm loading up my mags.
We pulled it because somebody was running,
somebody was running logistics,
and we were able to pull the zone
because of the logistics somebody ran!
And then somebody stayed in P!
That you fucking idiot!
Okay, okay, okay.
He's a DJ, you know.
Behind us P, behind us, behind us, at the tower, at the tower.
I think I used to a down the jail
Right here on this ping, on that ping
One's dead
Oh, he got him.
Move with the zone!
Move with the zone!
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead!
With the zone!
Oh shit.
Yep, there it is.
And the tower in front of us is one.
In the tower in the tower in front in the tower in front. They're lighting me up
It's how it like how that's our five, right? No, I'll be on the other tower
We gotta take the tower we got to take this tower
Tower tower I think this is how I want I could check here in a second
with your hands out yeah tower one
yeah they're on pain behind this this truck
that's insane I have five teammates behind me they don't shoot but they shoot
me scumbags
Make it more obvious you absolute freak
Fuck you fuck you
We're going to tower one
We gave up on it we gave up on it. We're just moving with LZ
Yeah
No, we got to go with the yellow we got to go with the yellow
I'm dead once in front very close very close on me P. He's running back up the hill. He's lit
Res me
Thank you, thank you.
All in front, all in front.
You guys get him?
He's got, he's got.
There's one on the back side of the fence on my dead body P on my dead body
literally on top of me his balls are caressing my face it was just him it was
just that are you keep asking me
Oh
What the hell were you eating?
Motherfucker
Get this guy away from me
I'm currently getting farted on by P.
I got too much.
You're not told to the battle site yet, one.
I need my defense.
There's three dead guys right here.
Potato King, Hoosie, Doosies.
What are you looking at?
Are they on the hill?
No idea.
I've been dead getting teabagged
I have no idea I've been
Yo this guy with the mortar this guy with the mortar has been following us all game by the way
What are you on to me for what did I do?
I'm coming
Okay, make it 20
I'm dead. I'm instantly dead. I'm instantly dead. All right zero zero for you
Help me!
Yo, can we, uh, yo, do we have anybody watching the fucking games, bro?
This guy Jolt on the other team has quite literally been mortaring us from the first
fucking second of the match!
Everyone's dead.
Everyone's dead.
Ew.
I'm killing myself.
Yeah, me as well.
Me as well.
That's what matters most. That's what matters most. We see you at school board.
Ooh, Hudson, I'm gaining on you.
Brother, I...
Better give back the taxi in you, buddy.
I have straight up been murdered at the entire game.
The entire game, this same cocksucker, has been throwing mortars like Tom Brady.
Yeah, that guy is definitely watching the scene.
I mean fuck's sake man does he have to say hey guys we're in the stream please help us
Luckily those boys are pretty hard to shoot so we should
As long as we kind of move every now and then
I believe you pilot.
No, I don't.
No, you cannot tell me that it's not bullshit.
I've been playing for nine and a half hours today.
This is the first game where I have been mortared in the middle of the map
and not even on my own territory block.
Please, don't bullshit me.
3 boys want to be dropped off. Yellow? Drill 1. Drill 1. Drill 1. Drill 1 is me and Drippi.
We got hot dropped on top. Drippi, Resping, we've been like 2 before. They're going to
come back to this hill. Try and get us on top of Drill 1. It should be safe to land
on right now to be honest. They're going to come back again the other way. Back
Let's do this shit.
Let's do this shit.
Jump, jump!
Nooooo!
Okay, I'm telling you, everybody who's fighting this game should be around them and circumcise
Oh no, no.
They've already got your tube.
He's, uh, uh...
Persectomy, all of them.
Persectomy for every sniper in this game.
So they can't reproduce.
Procrate.
They cannot procrate.
Their lineage must stop here.
They must stop here.
I
Sorry ours. Oh, we already have
You guys alive on top of I mean I'm alive in the middle, but there's someone here
I'm looking yeah
Snipe us from tower to
I kill one a train
We still have sniping from the from the north west I'm gonna go out there to kill them all
yeah as a sniper as well in the train yard there's people right here Pete on
that ping right here right here right here on this thing I can't see him
through the foliage I'm on it I'm on it one day one still right here oh my god
There's diapers to that the teaching well do it these I told you this area is a fucking movie right now
I mean are you still flying
Nice and I'm watching over you right now
Nice fucking play
Reloading Emma
Can we get like dropped off medical supplies from a pilot to me out request that yes, you can
and I could do that for you but oh you can request I have been bullied off of
the helicopter hold your scroll hold your hold the scroll button down and then
go to the right and you can request ammo supplies pick up request backup well
that's cool I said that all right there's two snipers across the map at
top of tower two right here boys on that pink on that pink there's a group of
them down there I'm gonna come to you I'm coming to you I'm coming to you I don't
have a parachute
I thought I had a parachute
I
Know any extra bandages you might have let me let me grab a couple extra
I got you, bro. Hey, I'm coming. Don't give up. I think they traded the guy that killed him. I think
I'm gonna wear it just
People sitting in bushes all around the house. I'm trying to but I'm getting snipe from it. There's a sniper in a tower behind me
I'm gonna move back get hunched and then I'll proceed. Oh, there's an SKS a mile away aiming over me
Let's watch
Poppy's gonna live me up
Really gonna lift me up
For classification first.
Motherfucker.
You son of a bitch.
You can run around and desert you.
You deserve me.
Papa P's gonna make me cry.
Papa P's gonna say hello.
Yes, I'm back up. I'm gonna meet up with you.
Tell you what, we're moving north-west.
This tank goes over here.
I'll see you at P's Yacht. Let's go to the signal.
Exactly. Come to me. Come to me.
Thank you.
Oh, we're making big points over here.
I'm gonna wait for you at this tower and then we go to circle
They're hot-dropping they're hot-dropping on tower one
The top one that's where we are. Yeah, he just tried to hot-drop the mini bird the mini bird
Okay, I see the guy site for me chat
It's gonna be my $500. I'm sorry
Uh, the circle's moving to the tower, northeast.
I'm with you, Pete.
I'm with you, Pete.
Oh, they're sucking it!
They're sucking it!
They're sucking it!
Yeah, they're pulling it.
We got to go.
We got to go, Pete.
We got to go.
We got to move.
We got to move.
Northeast, northeast.
What?
Pete, somebody had a $500 bounty for a rest.
We had a teammate that was resting them.
I ran up and quick rested them and stole the money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
To our left P to our left to our left to our left in the tree somewhere to our left
Go one far left go one directly in front P. Where are you? They're all around me
I'm down, I'm down, I got fucking murdered.
They're all around us, bro.
They're all around us.
I'm gonna try and heal.
We can't even leave, we can't even leave base.
Wait, why?
They're just all over the place.
That's fine, we were winning the game.
They're doing that, we're winning the game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're just picking them off.
Right here on this hill, he's right on this hill.
Right here!
He's in the ramp house!
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Oh, I'm getting hammered.
I need this guy's meds. I need this guy's meds.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I got meds.
We got a team with us. We got a team with us.
That's good
Coming
Yeah, I don't even know if you try to take the charge
But what if we just try to hold down the bottom of it? We do we deny the points we deny the points we're taking points right now
Well, they're all they're a dude they're all fucking deeming us bro. We got mortar guys. You got people camping our base right now
they're all dead they're all dead coming coming coming coming you're way ahead of
me P way ahead
holy fortified this shit out of this place holy crap we're not we're dead we're
not dead we're not dead we're pulling up we're pulling up
Did you put a fob anywhere? I thought you'd go and get a fob for the towers!
Nah, you can put them anywhere, but they're worth putting at the tower.
Hey, how many fobs do your team have? Can you just capture the whole map?
How close are they to you, P? I'm on my way up.
Not a bad run. I had to give up, P. I went inside the fob. I had to give up.
I got a guy on me.
I'll be back over there soon.
A BB, if you can make your way back to base and give me a lift, that'd be great.
Oh, brother, I'm on zone right now.
You must kill me!
Oh, good.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, there he is.
You dragged me away from one of those chips in my brain.
And then I'm gonna be a furry, like Koshy.
No, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't be a furry.
go go go go go go go to the hot zone hot zone hot zone wait is P he's loud
he's loud I'll turn him down we're on our way listen P next to the wall there's
like a lamp you can jump on the lamp and then jump over the sandbags that's
that's what I did. Far left side if you're facing the church in the front door. I'm on
my way over. All right listen boys they got a whole ass fob at the church we gotta push
it. Oh my god I don't have a parachute it's all over for me it's all over for me. Okay
I'm good right here you ready to rescue trippy
Thank you, I forgot a parachute
We got people coming
On the east side, east side!
Are you next to me?
Yeah, I'm getting caught.
I'm still next to you.
I
I'm coming P. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming I'm coming
Over here! Help!
They're attacking me!
The green team, they're attacking me!
Help!
Help! Over here! Help!
I'll give you $150! $150 help!
Chat, what's the chances we go back to our drill
and use the mortar and just rain hell upon them?
Yes, my boy, my boy.
What the fuck is he taking me?
Oh, it's Pete! Pete! Thank you, Pete!
Yo!
Yo, if these guys do this again, I'm literally buying a tank and I'm driving it over here.
Yeah, there's no way a mortar lens is close to me, by the way.
There's actually no way that that's real.
You realize how much of a fucking pussy you are, right?
You realize it?
Carl?
Carl, you know how much of a fucking pussy you are, Carl?
You fucking bitch?
How about you stand up and stop putting your dick in the dirt, bitch boy?
Fuck you, Carl.
Fuck you.
Damn it, bro.
Fucking Carl.
I have an idea.
Ah, fucking Carl.
I have an idea.
I have an idea.
What's mine is yours, for a price.
I need to make 500,000.
If I can make 500k.
Yo, do we lodge until we get this?
I
Have an idea
I'm gonna pilot I'm gonna unlock the tank. I'm unlocking the tank
Yeah, fuck you I'm unlocking the tank you don't have 500,000 I have 300k
Let's go boys. That's why I'm gonna run helly until I get it
He's gonna be an Uber driver peanut. Oh my god, fuck you hot
You have to get your money with
I'm making 500
Good luck boys
I'm gonna go get my shit, come on.
Get in boys!
You think you're gonna get peanuts dick out of your mouth to think of something more original?
Or are you just gonna say what he says, bitch pussy?
Yeah, suck my dick. Suck my dick.
Today, Jr. Today, Jr. Shut the fuck up
If you're gonna talk shit, you better be ready to come back with a little something bitch
Now how about you go give me some kills and be a good boy?
Go give me some kills and give me a good boy. Go get some kills and be a good boy
I love you, I love you, bitch. I love you, bitch
open there's Kurt's got a little bit of that peanut butter coming his throat as
well all right here we go boys
I
Jumped out boys. I don't know why they jump jump jump jump jump jump
No
I killed them with my blades!
I killed them with my blades!
I killed them with my blades!
Oh, they're so warmed up.
Not you? Oh!
No way!
Dude, there's a hundred in there!
What?
There's an actual hundred people in there!
Who are they doing over there?
You know what you guys have to do, y'all to hit them with mortars.
That's what we gotta do. How do we get a mortar? How do we get a mortar?
You go to the drill, you make a mortar, and you start launching.
You hit anywhere on the map with a mortar?
Yeah.
How do you do it, though?
You have to build inside of the drill area.
You have to take the building supplies, make a mortar, and then rain hell on them.
Do you enjoy the buildings? Why is there a big one?
I'll bring some over right now.
I think a big hammer, but I can drop one with the supplies
We're going to drop you guys off over here at the drill tripping, can you build the mortar
for Pete?
Do you know how to do that?
I have no fucking clue now.
Fuck yeah baby.
Alright, I'm gonna drop you over there.
Peanut, where are you headed right now?
I'm heading toward, um, uh, the, the, the, our base to make a border.
Okay.
Do I have clearance to take off?
I don't need clearance.
Oh, it's coming to us
All right, this is good where the zone goes. Yeah, if you
I just saw peanuts body fly straight across my screen
Go down and it's just no time.
Keep going back in this.
Now if you think you think you should think you should.
If you think you should think you should.
Holy shit guys they are they are attack helicopters outside our base and everything.
Hey great flying Pete you make you look easy.
a baby are you at the drill yeah what do we need to bring ammo to five all right
got it got it ammo coming
I
Y'all need you guys need and you need ammo. I'm bringing ammo now
Who brought him all the supplies?
No problem guys.
No problem.
Oh so everything that Pino was giving me shit for at the beginning of the game is now coming
to fruition and I'm still a bitch.
Is that how this is?
It's fruition and yes you are.
I
Dad
I'm looking at the sky more than I'm looking at my side. I used to love
I'm so lying. You give me peanut. Yeah, I need you. I need you for I need you
And I am at the base of the ladder on the...
Fluition!
Okay.
Flu- Flu- Fluition?
All the way.
Yo, let him know, let him know!
You guys have ammo!
I dropped ammo!
Thank you. Thank you for the back of your church. They're pulling it back to that church, same church we are.
Oh, wait, you put the motor out of the way.
Fruitlicious? That doesn't sound right.
Oh, the boy up here was completely... wait, let's burn it.
I'm coming down to the bottom.
Fruitlicious? Isn't that a snack?
Hey, Max, Kirk, you're a good man. You're a good man.
Aren't you?
Joven just said peanut, I have a mortar for you.
I'm fed Jesse, I'm heading down, we've got those borders heading down.
I'm gonna blow up the church base, we're gonna get that circle back.
Even with the circle, they still don't have as many guys as us.
We're winning this game by a long shot, isn't that?
Are we winning this border attack?
Oh yeah, I see one, oh yeah, I see it.
Oh, it looks like all broads are fine.
Wait, hold on.
I just team kill him.
Yeah, wait, we should better set the tan with a black one.
Oh, that one's gotta just stay there.
Get in boys!
Get in, get in!
No, we're fine.
I'll always get you where you need to go yeah who doubted who doubted who doubted who
Who doubted?
Don't ever doubt me.
Don't ever doubt me.
Don't ever doubt me.
Music!
That didn't get on one main mission, I guess.
No, we're just gonna,
I'm gonna send you to the main spot again.
We just gotta pull this drill back.
Fuck out of here pussy.
P I need you to shoot those fuckers with mortars now!
Oh shit!
I killed a guy and I think I destroyed that uh that person who shot the helicopter.
Wait did you just say no it's still a far corner P, far front right corner.
I'ma bring you more ammo, I'ma bring you more ammo.
Let him out!
Lay him out!
Oh I killed him! I wasn't fucking go!
Oh yeah!
Payback bitch!
Lay him out. I'm bringing more ammo.
You give him hell, don't stop!
I-I-I-
Ferich, how did that uh,
pet-pet pull it taste?
Hehehehe
I'm bringing you more ammo now.
Every kill that every kill that you're getting I'm getting rewarded for this is
You're using the resources I'm giving you, so it's giving me assists.
You should have told him that. Oh, fuck.
I just showed a bunch of buildables. This is how I see it.
Listen boys, listen you guys got a ton of people and the trees to your left is gonna be here 285
They have RPGs. They're gonna try and break in
285 from the drill
Fuck yeah, bro, let's go
Oh
Keep laying into him don't let him rebuild don't let him rebuild
We went on the next pull
Courage you should be trying to get the next pull whatever it
We need to use just let me know what I can bring it
I just don't know what that means like how do I use the next pole ask people at the drill and see if they know
If we can learn how to do that bro, we'll win every game
Every drill will give you a number out of the codes in this case, there's five five
Every drill that you grab gives you a number once you have at least four of them you kind of guess the last one
You put the code in at that panel up here. Yeah, there's a panel you have to take it open first
You'll hold F on it. It'll take it over
Yeah, I'm taking it over for some I don't have to take it over
Yeah, okay, so I see I see so I just got eight on here now
Okay, that's actually really good that's okay now I guess that's a pretty sick mechanic too
Dude, this base is insane.
Like our main building I'm in, whatever this is, this is sick, this main drill.
Dude, one thing I don't know is how they got a drill.
It's like they placed a drill in that church.
Dude, this is like a rust base.
I'm bringing you guys. I'm bringing you guys. I'm bringing bandages and building supplies and a crate
So if you need bandages, you can just get them out of this crate
See a bunch of bandages
Try and buy them out of here courage fuck everybody else make me money
Oh, we're going to attack my helicopter, brothers.
I dropped it
Hopefully that was a good drop. I'm bringing more ammo now
Was that it was that a good drop I feel like it's a bad drop
Although the two there mores are drilling us now. Holy shit. We got it bringing more it
I'm bringing more villain supplies than ammo
peanut peanuts are you are you able to hit the green guys that are hurting us peanut
Oh my gosh, he is slaughtering
He's slaughtering
He's slaughtering
He's slaughtering
Let's go
Triple three mortar one one one
Oh, nothing got revenge
Oh, nothing got revenge
hahahahahaha
We have so many people dead at our base right now, it's insane.
I'm trying to get you that photo, turn on two first.
We're just being gangzible sober right now, if we get Raz, we just win soon.
We're in yellow. We're in zone at T2.
I see things are going well for you guys I'm bringing you all more ammo now guys I'm
I'm gonna be honest, one more game I think we have to take.
They asked for anything?
Oh, we've had so many crashes, so many crashes,
but we're getting better at flying.
Oh, yeah, people are buying from the supply. Great. We're seeing that re-up right now
Okay, bitch
You're still getting good fully locking in the MP9 up, you know, or is it just cuz you're poor
No way you've been muted for 45 fucking minutes just to hide for you
And say that I've been
I've been talking. I have been talking. You're going to jail.
You think I should drop a supply crate with quick revives on the roof? Now, the game's almost over.
Who was that who who was flying that who was flying that was a you was a you
BASTARD!
Oh I can't die in base.
I think we win.
Hope I see a heli.
Hope we saw the same thing I did.
you dumbass
alrighty let me grab a gun don't leave me
helicopter, helicopter
they don't want to get too much we're gonna lose everything
will still offer somebody else
i didn't grab a parachute again
fuck me
Unlock the artillery tank?
Yo, Pete, we could use the artillery tank.
It's a mobile mortar strike.
I once think about that. That would be kind of fire.
That would be a good idea. Maybe unlock that.
No, boom, Mark.
Just unlock that, unlock that.
Is that the support class that need to level up to unlock the vehicles?
I think so.
Jack's all saying no, it's bad use the other one
No, baby, I'm very I'm I'm in war
Yeah, I fucked up off first you're either sorry about that
Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me please! Help me! Don't leave me!
Don't leave me, thank you Jake!
I said don't worry about a thing!
It's a great landing honestly.
Yeah it's true.
There's no getting him out, huh?
Shit.
No, Pete's good, I think.
Shit.
I'm sorry, Pete!
My bullets just don't exist.
between the crates my bullets don't exist let's get an actual kid on we're
gonna get an actual we're gonna go we're gonna get an actual kid on I got you
Unlock it! I'll fly!
Unlock it! I don't know. I'll buy one, I'll buy one. Watch out!
Shit. I'm gonna buy an actual kit. I said I was going to and then I did not.
What's mine is yours
Three mags all I need
you bastard you bastard listen boys we're gonna end this fucking game everybody
and let's go I don't have a parachute fuck me
you know what I do have a lot of money coming over here everybody in every
fucking person in here have a parachute Baldwin go get a parachute we're hot
dropping on the OBJ
we're filling up every seat
Everybody in let's go fill it up everyone get a parachute
No, all right everybody in fuck everybody else let's go
Alright listen gentlemen, we need two points, okay?
We're all going on the OBJ, every single person here.
All going on the OBJ, if you don't have a fucking parachute, jump out, die, someone
resum.
Win the game.
It is time this game ends.
I'm tired of being there.
Let's go.
That's a skimmer!
That's a skimmer!
That's a skimmer, boss!
All right, get ready, boys.
You ready? I'll let you know when.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Chop out of a fucking heli, bro!
I just, I don't...
That's what I'm saying.
That ass!
Bro! Alright.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you right now.
Listen to me before you judge me.
Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me.
actually listen to me I don't know if it's the weight of the helicopter like if
more people getting in the helicopter causes this to happen but I'm not fucking
kidding you bro there is moments where my helicopter legitimately just will not
fucking turn or if I do turn it will it will just straight up not move from
this position and then I just nose dive. Is that a thing? Like if there's more
people in my heli it just doesn't want to move.
That's a thing because I feel like it keeps happening. Everyone's mad at me.
Hey, what's going on guys? What's going on? Hey, what's going on? I don't want to talk about it round two
round two
round two
Round two round two round two round two round two no one talked to me round two round two round two
Round two
That's on me I didn't know more people in the heli change things sorry sorry sorry
Get in Jackass
Yeah, but sometimes I can fly the heli like that and it's like good
And then I guess it has to be when there's a bunch of people at it
That has to be it I've lost 40k in like two seconds by the way from that from that
That that squad wipe I just did
I know
Fuck dude. I gave him a whole speech and everything and he's gonna win the game
before I get there.
Get ready boys. Go go go go go!
He's dead at no man's land.
There he goes.
There he goes...
I had to...
I had to...
Yo, can we end the fucking game guys?
Yeah, they're pulling it back to their zone for that church.
All right guys come on
We only have 11 people in there right now holy shit
Come on boys.
Yeah, largest our main base who got shredded so we have like no safe zone at all like no safe footing, you know
Oh, man somebody tell me love you son of please
Alright, fuck everybody else, let's go.
Alright, cereal, you're just gonna have to jump, bro.
You gotta just jump out of the heli, bro.
That's it.
Someone's gonna have to rest your dumb ass.
I want this game to end too!
We need two fucking points man!
Alright boys, we're going right over this bridge so you're jumping in.
They're already pushing the front line y'all ready?
Alright, get ready in three, two, one, go now, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, please don't
Oh God I kill a couple of them. Oh, oh
You just got a wave of back up from the opposite side over here y'all are pushing with the game, please
Wait, we're waiting now! We're waiting now!
We're running out, we're in the church.
Yes!
Yes!
This game might end.
Yes!
I just dropped off like fucking 20 people in there.
Killed a couple of them, but I dropped a lot of them off.
Holy shit, we did it.
backflip come on come on
holy shit bro how long was that game
oh my god how fucking long was that game
that was a while that was a better time
All right, you know what you just played one game and how long
By the end that game I had literally 15 green guys just providing me and kill me
Is that my my give up button was glipped I couldn't give up
All right
Everybody back. Back out on the high screen.
Oh my gosh, P. So I, at the very final circle, I get a full helicopter and I'm like, guys, listen, I'm tired of this game going on.
We got to do this, yada, yada, yada. They're like, yeah, let's go. I go in too hot. I fucking crash and kill every single one of them.
I went minus like 30,000 from that crash.
That was so great.
I love this game I think.
It's a lot of fun.
I have a clip here that's called Fat Hawk Down.
Anybody out there?
Anybody out there?
Anybody out there?
Take a little look with that.
Anybody out there?
All you guys, I'll be right.
Another one is Fat Hawk Down.
I'll take a little peep, I'll take a little peep, yeah.
Alright, get ready boys, get ready, I'll let you know when.
Alright.
Go, go, go, go, go!
I just, I don't know what you're instinct to get mad at them, drop them out of there.
Because I can't get mad at myself, I just killed 14 people, I gotta blame, I had to
blame.
Yo that just summed you up right there, jump back to hell.
of the clip, he started blaming the passengers on the helicopter when he quite literally was
90 degrees.
Oh, that, that she was, I'm normally called all that building came out of nowhere.
He was genuinely 90 degrees angle between him and the, oh my God, that was so great.
Oh, God, that's awesome.
Oh
You hear the guy on shadow again hutch
How baby don't don't bring that up. I don't bring that up
I don't know I thought that was gonna slip through the fucking don't bring that up. Don't bring that up
The heli ones the server and the team to run in the jack got it
Nobody had hide nobody had hide the wind
I saw my own shadow aimed right at it, but I didn't pull that trigger I
Said someone I said missionary Pete my chat saying hutch owes me
$50,000 by the end of three hours now from playing with him
You kill the hutch killed 11 people with that helicopter
I don't have that one. Oh.
Oh. Is it? Wait. Is every is
every of the server on the team?
No, I'm on that and I'm a team.
Wait, that doesn't make any sense.
I don't have that one.
Refresh. What? Refresh.
Oh, oh, back. Maybe you don't
have that one. No, I just
needed to refresh. You're
right. I just refreshed.
I'm in. I'm in. All right.
the team. I'm not not yet not yet.
Maybe you want the team?
Yes, the baby's in here.
Us three are in here.
We're just waiting for Hutch and gimmick.
Got it.
Oh, we got it.
Can you win in under an hour?
Yeah, wait, how long does it take for each tech?
I want to see you win under an hour, right?
It takes like as possible.
I think it's like 30 seconds for a tick.
But the problem is the problem is if you're not
you can't pull the circle the other teams who are
logic running are just pulling the circle the entire fucking game.
Well, let's just take the county. Let's say you had the most
of you in the circle the whole entire time how fast of the game
and that's 100 times 30 seconds, right? Do you get in the game
in 30 minutes? 50 minutes. 50 minutes. Have you guys had
a game yet where the like one team has, you know, 101 team
has 95 one team is like 87 like that's going to be a four
That's gotta be a four hour long game.
I haven't had that yet.
The maxing would be like three, right?
The max would be like three.
Bro, I can imagine how long that is.
I cannot let a blue team to save my life.
Oh, I got it.
And he just leaked it.
Okay, and he just leaked the team we're on.
Okay.
Did you get in at least, Dutch?
I got it.
He's in.
Are we all good?
You're in here, Jimmy?
We're in here.
Get me a set of my balls.
Pete, are you here?
I'm on the blue team.
You want to set up our squad P before we start?
Well, he's nobody.
We might have to move team so we're all on the same team here.
I was the last one.
Fantastic.
All right, hop on in.
What kind of business squad?
I'm in.
Oh, while we wait for this game to start to gimmick, I'm going to say happy birthday,
man.
It's not my birthday.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you, mate.
Happy birthday to you.
And many more.
And many more.
Thanks, guys.
The bidding on dietary exercise.
How bad's he done?
I'm trying out the glil.
Is that what you're using?
Yes, it's awesome.
I like it a lot.
I've been here for a long time.
This is my lab, Mr. Hodge. We've taken us.
Parachutes, boys. Parachutes, parachutes, parachutes.
Drippy, parachute.
No, hot zone drops only.
Yeah, hot zone drops only.
I'll get all you guys in there and do a couple of trips and then I'll log in.
We got two more spots. Hurry up!
Yeah, I'm a better pilot than you'll ever be Habibi
Listen up gentlemen, good morning you are riding an air hutch
We're gonna be landing right into the fucking mix of things. If you don't got a
Parachute jump out and let one of the homies revive you if you die hit a quick respawn
I'll come grab you again. We go in hot drop straight to the circle, baby. Let's get those early points
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Vietnam you gotta jump, jump with your team, I'll rush you!
All right, we're going back!
Hell yeah!
You got it. You got to get a parachute always always. You got it. You can't be having flashbacks
in the helicopter, man.
go get a parachute go get a parachute
all right I'm gonna do a quick drop at our drill and then I'll throw you to the
I'll see you in two seasons.
Yo, which trail are we taking?
Which trail are we taking?
We should take five.
We should take five, not one.
It's just going to be easier to hold.
Yeah, but we're going to lose that and it's not near our respawn.
That's the problem.
So the towers are the drills?
Yep.
Yeah, they take a turn and it's open to start the game.
I just got an idea.
I just got an idea.
Do we say fuck everybody?
Unlock the attack helicopter and just go around and smoke
the other helicopters. I say we say fuck everyone. If he wants the tank, have the
tank. We'll rule the sky.
Which one do we do is the rocket's like a lock on and then go or is it like is it just
You gotta shoot him.
I killed one.
Oh, shit.
Which courage? Which courage?
Is your back guys over here?
Yes, yes, yes.
Is there what?
Yeah, they were east.
They were east of that tower.
Boys!
No problem, no problem boys. Anybody want to start building up drill 5?
10-4.
Listen gentlemen, I got a task for you. I got a task for you. We do not have a drill yet. We need to get drill 5 up and running.
I'm going to drop you all off and I'm going to come and bring you a bunch of supplies. Just hold it down, okay?
fuck y'all listen everybody else they're gonna be playing checkers
this is a short game they're just gonna be shooting everybody responding y'all
gonna make a shit ton of money one and two we're gonna win the game okay me
too me too all righty I'm a lady on on five and I'll be dropping off
resources to build that bitch up put doors walls everything and what a
respawn truck drops I'll grab it got it I'll bring fuel as well got it go ahead and jump
Oh, boys.
I'm coming at the top, slow shoot.
I'ma fly right over it.
Listen, I'ma fly right over it,
just jump out the rescue, okay?
All right.
All right, you're good to jump out here, okay?
That'll happen to the best of us, that'll happen, that'll, uh, that'll, uh, uh, that'll
that'll happen on it won't that happen that'll happen
and that'll happen as well all right that'll happen that is the fastest karma
I have ever seen in my entire life that is by far the fastest karma I have
really ever seen ever. And we're back. What's up boys? She's gonna bump you out
get back in. I'm heading over to drill five make sure y'all got parachutes.
If you don't have a parachute just jump out make sure y'all grab them.
Space bar.
Space bar and it's big boy delayed, big boy delayed so make sure like if you're jumping
out high you can give it to like 20 feet, 30 feet above the ground but if you're jumping
out low pop that shit right when you get out of the heli.
Go!
Okay.
Alright everybody, Huck is a massive dead.
I
Good go ahead
I almost killed him again.
I almost killed him.
I almost killed that guy.
I know, only two survived.
Damn, Habibi just got by a dragon off, holy shit.
Yeah, got you get in get in
I'm not I'm not y'all want tower three yeah
You guys want the top you want to take the roof
All right
Got it
Take roof shoot down or you could go like inside the walls. I'll get you close either way
Go now go now go now
That'll happen to the best of us, boys.
Why is this destroyed? Okay, this road was a big waste. This road was...
They're gonna be mad. I made nobody happy.
Need fuel. Got it.
Locking in!
I
Will happen I got fuel
I don't care what anyone says, bro. This is so much fun.
Hope the BB's dead.
Guys, I'm bored of my gun right now. Please. Please.
Guys, what happened?
You got a pilot that was under your mentorship.
No, no, no!
oh my god do not stand
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah.
This is right by white.
They are at 10.
Everybody.
At North Straight One.
They're literally straight south of here.
Wait, how do I get them a fob? How do I get them a fob?
You know how in, like, war they say you're in no man's land,
where you're kind of in the middle of death?
How do I get them a fob?
I'll be right back.
Chop chop, Tubby, what the fuck?
Chop chop tubby what the fuck?
What do I need?
Any of these?
Does a small one work?
Does the small one work?
Is this a small one work?
Is this a small one work?
Where's the fob at?
There it is.
Uh, Jenny, take it to Tower 5.
We're gonna fob.
I got one, I just bought a fob.
I just bought a fob.
Okay, I got one too, sir.
Okay, cool.
Alright, sick.
Smart man.
They're on it, wonderful.
Someone's got to do it, boys.
This is what wins games, and makes me a shit ton of money.
Take his 500, but I think we're gonna get the attack helicopter.
of
the
day
of
the
I'll ask him, I'll ask him.
Oh, is it crazy right now?
Once we get this drill done, I'll grab a gun.
We gotta get our drill.
We have to.
I'm the only person running Logy right now.
Which is fine, I'll make all the money, but I gotta get this done.
Go, Go, Go, Go, Go.
Go, Go, Go, Go.
Go, Go, Go.
Go, Go, Go.
Y'all feel free to jump right here.
Go ahead and jump before I go down.
Go, Go, Go, Go, Go.
go go go go go
nice
Our boys give me an update. How we doing? How we doing not good? I have $40. That's for the knowledge
Can you loan people money? I can take peanut a bunch of money and down to slut. All right
Fuck it boys, fuck it. Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Fuck it! Fuck it boys, fuck it!
I got fourteen fucking dollars!
Wait Graves, did I argue out- Oh, I'm in here again.
Okay, we need to have a successful life right here, Peanut. Come on.
We gotta earn you some money.
Hmm.
Maybe Tower Two?
Maybe tower two
Tell me where you guys are going and I'll give you a bunch of people there
Got it
Hot Zone hot zone hot zone hot zone. Helly hot zone. Helly
Then go grab yourself a parachute. I'll wait for you
Oh, you guys spawned at the thing
Then bought a car for spect
Why buy a parachute for a hundred we can buy a car for five thousand smart man
We got twelve of us about to drop out of a helicopter brought the hot zone. I'm uh, I got another I got another seven on his way
Yeah, probably maybe after this life grab and take I lied I have four
Circles on us we're sucking it. We're sucking it. We're sucking it
Is that an enemy tank driving into that
I don't know how to use it out of the helicopter though, no you have to run up to my foot throw
would indetain it all death yeah I drop it right there are they swarming down
here we just there they're at that they're at that like I see I see you up
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Oh, God!
You save your stuff by number. Oh, my goodness.
I got one?
I got one as well.
Can't be many of them left over there.
Yeah, we're clearing them out really well right now.
It's good.
They got all these snipers to eat them.
What the hell is going on?
We need more fuel.
I'm going in.
We need more fuel and then we bring...
Oh, sorry. We need more fuel and then we bring this people.
I'm just hold it off this right side
What's up boys these snipers kill me kill me now
What up, baby, let's get in there
Yeah, yeah
Now it's clear nice give me a good shit. Yeah, it's myself Pete courage in the boys
Take snipers out of the game take them out. I crashed out earlier
I said if they make servers with those snipers, I'd only play those
Oh my god! I got some guy who just fucking went to his kitchen and got himself a soda pot and made himself a 5-course meal.
Can't...
I'm not as lucky as I am!
Hot drop! Go, go, go, go, go!
I'll just deliver this oil over here.
taking a little bit of fire all right one of them survived the other one died
is what it is I hope that doesn't get destroyed I was a little high too high
damn it man
they needed that too
I know I'm sorry I'm sorry that was a crucial drop
Yeah, it says delivered no matter what.
Do you understand?
I know, who would have thought I'd be logic running? Jesus.
Why like flying helis in every game I play to be honest?
hammers the tower five the resources landed a helicopter kill too jump in
front yep
Uh, Vim didn't go well?
I don't want to talk about it.
Alright, do you want me to lay to you at the fob this time?
No, no, it was my fault.
Alright, got you.
And got shot in the face.
Oh, dude.
I'm fucking sketchy every time I try to do it anyways. I die almost every time.
It's like a 10 foot drop while we're standing near like big lakes.
The other side.
Now I suck dick for living.
That's where we're at.
There it is.
The lucky man right there.
Alrighty.
So I think they have everything.
I don't know if they actually need anything else.
More fuel?
It might be attack heli time.
I need a hard drive up on camera 4.
Got you.
I need a hard drive up on camera 4.
Yo, who's?
Alright, tower 4.
Who's in the car?
Yo, who's in the car down there?
Oh, it's a BB.
I can't feel I'd kick somebody out.
I might have been able to.
Did I say anything?
All right, we're going to attack after.
We're okay, we're okay.
That's my turret.
That almost hit my turret.
Let's talk.
You ready?
I'm gonna I'm gonna go out and then we're gonna come back in, okay
All right boys, let's do this shit
The plan all along plan all along. Let's get him up. Let's get him up. Let's go do this shit
Okay, all according to plan all according to plan anyone got a pistol
You want a spot I'll spot I'll spot give me the dogs give me the benign
My boy
All right, let's do this shit
We got this boys
All part of the plan boys all part of the plan
Now you're thinking
No way no way
I
What
Guys, this is actually in a lead spot. Our team is drawing fire to the opposite direction. We can kill a lot.
I think this is gonna be good.
Right in front road, front road, right to left.
I'm gonna get closer.
Dead on the ground. Loot that guy.
I'm looking I'm looking
What the fuck?
Boss?
A top, a top, next to the crate! Nice!
You don't think you're for the gifted
We
of
of
of
of
of
of
I
No way
Got it got it got it
Why can't get up
That trippy work, that trippy work, trippy's going crazy, trippy's going crazy.
Let him work, let him work.
Let him work, let him work.
on my body oh it's drippy dead oh it's just the binoc's man wait brave this is
our time this is our time walking we're not gonna miss a bullet it's our time
It's time.
It is officially time. Locked up fuck him.
I tried.
Dude, you're a legend, bro.
Hi. What are you buying?
Thank you for asking. I'm buying a fucking AH6R.
Chat, is it ass or is it good? Be honest. Ass or good?
Or do we wait for the UH-1Y?
the tank we could just run tank we're almost there oh I want a tank I want a
tank I want a tank fuck pita fuck pita fuck pita fuck pita fuck pita fuck pita
wait does the tank does the tank have a gunner as well
I'm so upset, upset, upset, upset.
Okay, come over here.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
I'll buy some stuff and then I'll let you in.
P you can either drive or you can do the gunner. What do you want to do? I'm your gunner, bro. I'm your gunner
No, no you the driver you control the big canner
Okay, I can jump out just be ready to grab it. I'm on the one at the top
Let's get out of the spawn area and then we'll do it
Oh, you got the little one I got the big one
Okay
Yeah, I don't know how to swap I see it
Yeah, yeah, no one take our shit
Got it, I got it. Let's do this shit, bro
Get boys now
You can start your defense absolutely
Yeah, it's gonna take a long fucking time
Hey, can we run?
We'll do this.
Are you sure you need to load this with more ammo?
Like, it's like a mistake, can you fill the ammo?
No, you have to buy ammo before you leave.
Our guy filled that bitch up for us.
Oh, you're good, good question.
But you can't be filling like, out of the battle here.
No.
What if someone would bring ammo to helicopter
and drop it out of the bay?
Yes, that works. 100% that works.
I agree like one guy I need to see with the heart beat
Agreed
Stop turn is a fucking gutter man
Games built better than others games
Oh my god, I got multiple types of guns besides.
Hell yeah.
He and Zypho are surrounded.
Don't worry boys, the tank is on its way.
We've been doing the Alamo. We've been recreating the Alamo. Both teams.
You're a hero.
They didn't die in the Alamo.
That's true.
I thought you weren't supposed to talk about the Alamo.
No, that's snakes. Every snake.
Oh no that's bike gloves. Shoot that car, fuck them!
Don't you cut us off, bitch!
BITCH!
I didn't see that with your turk tape alive!
Oh my god!
Okay, well, take it strong, here we go!
Ugh, I can't!
Wait, can you hop on the tape?
Can you stop for just a second?
I don't think the guy is so far away from us.
Yeah, come on!
Hurry up!
You got to turn the fucking cannon come on in boys come on in
We're the fuck just take him here and about
Make it a quick pick up what up boys what up
We had to wait for all these guys that have been up and I did nothing.
All right.
Well, that didn't work.
oh man you bumped the last guy off
no balls you want to shoot him no balls
oh it's the carbo oh shit wait what the fuck was that
It's the guy with the rocket launcher somewhere.
That's the rocket launcher out the hill!
To the right, MG, to the right!
Right there, behind that tree, P.
Behind the tree, in the bush.
In that bush, shoot it in that bush.
Right in there! Right in there! On the other side of there!
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
That guy ran over...
SAGUE!
He said...
No, who is that? What's that guy's name? What a fucking bitch!
Alright, here we go!
We don't...
In the house in the house right there Pete in the house right here blow that wall
In the tree line in the tree line
Nice in the tree line right here two of them right here two of them
We're gonna drop on them get ready
Right in that bush right in that bush in that bush
Okay, behind us, behind us, they're on us.
On us, on us, P. I ran them over, we're good.
They can't, they can't.
Shoot the wall, shoot the wall.
wall. Got it. We're going around. Get ready.
Shoot him. Yes.
We're going. We're going. There's another one here on this wall.
Close left, close left and close right. He's going to be the smoke now.
We're going to go all the way around for him.
Get ready. Right here on the rock, on the rock right in front of you.
Right there on the ping, right there on the ping, shoot that.
Behind us, hard 360, hard 360, they're going to be inside of this house, right here, 180,
360, 180.
He's in the house.
Right there.
He's running along the wall.
He's in the house!
Right there! He's ready to lock the wall!
Get the fucking thing out of here!
Look forward, look forward.
We're on the prowl, P. We're on the prowl.
and there's some excitement, there's some excitement up there.
There's good shit.
Isn't that power free?
On that ping, look at the ping!
Right there!
Lay into him!
We're going back to zone.
Fuck him off, P. Get him.
You got him!
oh we got to go to the stone sorry I thought the stone was behind us
get ready brother gonna be everywhere
you look like I got right I got right
We're going through the crates.
The mountains can move like a hundred times.
We're going to be in this building, I have a feeling.
In this building, right here in front of us to our left.
Shoot a rocket in there.
No, no, no, we only have 12 left to give you at least a second.
Okay.
Look directly forward.
We can fit through there
We can't I got a red red had no towers and just pull the fucking thing. I
Don't know I don't know I don't know
I keep over we're going to the next time
They knocked our rotor they knocked our rotor we can't move we can't move I can't see it I can't see it
we gotta get out we gotta get out it's it's completely it's it's gone
the tank's gone
I mean we can defend this tank we defend the tank we defend the tank
Oh my god.
You're so much more impressed with the water.
It's only about a time before they hit it with the drill.
I think that's what you're chasing.
You ever seen the movie Fury?
You ever seen the movie Fury?
It's what we are right now.
Right here, last scene, there's a group of these.
I'm getting out. I'm going for the gun up top.
Do your right P! On that hill they're dragging people right here! Right there!
I'm looking I'm looking at you
Problems I can't move I can't move. I think we ought to see my
Nice oh
No, oh no
Oh
I'm dead. Good luck. Good luck. I'm dead. I'm dead
And he's shooting another one you're next
Don't leave me
Either that guy is max level and has level 17 armor
definitely some guy in the town level 99 level 90 it's absolutely insane and I
literally absolutely dread this guy and he shot me twice
you might get me like no one let me change sheets this might be that same
this might be that same whale that we were dead
I
Can officially unlock the tank I
Can unlock it
Wait, can you buy it you show it on your mind? I he just he sees here. He's here
He says can give us another tank if we if we want it
Should we I
Don't care you want to
I'm asking I'm asking I know I think we do the attack
okay yes we'll take it we'll take it we'll take it
All righty, are you is that you are you here?
Go go go
Yes, yes, yes, we should yes, we should you should go buy one
Okay
All righty
What are you two freaks doing get out of here
You can kick everyone out I believe
I
Give me gimmick be the gunner at the top be the gunner at the top gimmick with us
This is occupied says it's occupied. No, it's a different it's a different one. It's a different one be the one at the top
Which was he was double the animal and each guy nice
I don't know oh I got it I got it all right all right it's not working oh
Oh, you got it.
I'm in, I'm in.
There you go.
Sorry, there's just like 20 people around.
I couldn't see the fucking thing.
We don't know what you're talking about.
All right, I had both of our backs.
You sell me out.
What the fuck was that?
Maybe we're not deep right here.
Noted.
Noted, you jackass.
Spoke up!
I'm going to die.
We're blue, we're dead last.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's, it should be the hot zone's there in the surf.
The hot zone's been like across the map for us this whole time.
Yeah, Chad's saying we should go and knock out that tower who's in the lead, their tower, they just keep pulling tower four.
Yeah, at some point we need to just load up and hit the Zerg together and hit the circle.
Yeah, we have five percent, five percent, we can't get the Zerg together, all flying.
At least until we get to like 75 and then we can nick around.
Yeah.
Do you want to support the tank right now?
Yeah, for sure.
Let's do it.
Welcome I'm probably not gonna laugh. I'm poking out of this tank, right? Yeah
It might have been yeah
What but we neither of us realized it until
We just shot the guy who enabled all this fun for us
Oh, wait. Sorry, sir.
Somebody watch the shot.
Keep your eyes.
No, we're good.
We're good.
That was the guy who jumped in and took our spots.
He's not the other guy who jumped in.
No, it was P. It was.
That wasn't the guy who bought it.
We're fine.
We're not assholes.
We're good.
That was cool.
Oh, wait.
You'll for sure be able to live then.
Oh wait, you'll for sure be able to live then.
Yeah, I'm just going to stay in my hole, pop up, bang, bang, bang.
Go back down to my little hole, you double up your sandwich.
Perfect.
Bang, bang, bang.
Spoke of peace.
Okay, that time it was the guy.
That time it was the guy.
That time it was the guy.
That was actually the guy.
Guys, guys, I swear to God, I thought I was a little...
Wait, can we revive one of them so they can revive each other?
I swear to God, I thought I was not the little brother.
I was just gonna give you a little bump now.
I thought I swear to God.
I thought I was a little brother.
Wait, why did we stop and revive one of them?
We're just gonna stop shooting, teammate.
We're just gonna stop shooting, teammate.
Okay?
No more shooting.
Alright, boys, lock in.
Lock in, lock in, lock in.
Lock in.
There's an air tank down the way, there's another ton of weapons on the squad water, I swear to God, this is what I'm supposed to shoot with, this is a little bit of that, I swear to God, I swear to God.
More shooting out here, baby.
God.
Once the building over for me, ocean enjoyer.
Green team.
Yeah, there's a lot coming from that way.
We're coming, guards, we're coming, are they on you right now?
That's who are left
Inside the storage facility
I don't know
Or what's going on
Here we go, P. They're gonna be all over us. Get ready.
Got it.
No.
I was like, drop my other gun back there.
Guys, we need everyone into the hot zone.
We need everyone in the hot zone, boys. Everybody get to the hot zone.
Hot zone, hot zone. Hot time, hot time, bling.
Hotline's leading. Hotline's leading. Hotline's leading.
Hotline's leading. He's got the wrong launcher!
Smoking!
Take that shit off!
Beautiful!
I didn't see him.
You wanna fuck up their base? I said we fucked their base up!
I'm in stead from the left. I'm in stead from the left.
Left left. Yeah, these are just like crates.
Oh, oh, oh, he's weak, oh, he's weak, oh, he's weak.
up right next to us be right next to us our voices got murdered
We need to get back up to the left.
It's over.
Right here, behind us.
Hard turn.
Hard turn, hard turn.
Guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy.
Yeah.
Now, right here.
Look, look, lay down, lay down, lay down.
Right here.
I'm turning, I'm turning as much as I can.
I'm turning as much as I can.
I can't.
I'm turning, I'm turning as much as I can.
Right, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
I'll take care of him.
We should repair Pete.
We're half house.
You stay on the gunner.
I'm going to go for like...
One of your allies is unconscious on...
Unfortunately, because of the steam size, we'll be able to use tanks.
Yeah, we're just getting hard focused by RPGs.
I mean, this guy literally brought a backpack full of RPGs and ran out of spawn.
Everybody grab parachutes.
We're going back in. No one takes.
Yeah.
Well, I'm glad I didn't buy a tank.
Well, I'm gonna set up a private severed force, might reshoot, and then once you put that,
it'll be introduced easier.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
Almost valued customer.
Oh, I'm not sure about three.
Whoa.
All right, I say we fly, and this is gonna be my last game.
I say we fly and work on our level 25 for the attack helicopter.
All in favor say aye.
Are we bobbing or a helicopter?
I'm jumping in a heli. I'm gonna work for the attack helicopter. I'm like right there. I'm almost got it.
Back to jumping in. I don't know who's in here but I'm jumping in.
You can jump in.
Why don't you put it over there?
I'm turning around, I'm turning around.
I still use bandages, I don't even know there was IFACs.
I still use bandages, I don't even know there was IFACs.
That's nice. That's nice.
That's nice.
I'm going boy, I'm going. I'm going boy.
I'm going boy.
I'm going for a tower one, and a bunch of us are at tower one.
The trailer board is cheating his pick-off, the green guy, he's running over the airformer suppressor and they're fucking edge-sodding everyone.
The parachute.
That's... I think that's...
We actually think that might be a developer that's just been playing for a year.
Oh really?
Yeah, we're not certain though.
He might just be the god.
He might just be the god.
I'll take a look into it.
Thank you.
I
Guys might need a job go go go go go go go oh my god
I'm alive, girl, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, but barely breathing.
Yeah, there's a little, somebody gave me a bad parachute.
It was a team who, I saw the team who was on the spot and I saw right before I hit
the ground.
I've come to see you, don't do what I'm doing, I'm thinking you shot, I went right north of that.
Take your time, take your time.
There's so many people right next to us.
Nobody sees me.
No, no, no, it looks like...
I know I can see you.
I can see you all around me.
I can see you just running around in a circle.
Oh, look at these shits.
Oh
He's on the case
baby I got him I got him I got him oh wait the I back it has to use more
day huge up to full I'm about to jump off it's my last game oh a grenade from
the roof copy grenade on the roof oh shit are you speaking he's making
from where from where roof roof of the tower roof of the tower roof of the tower
I'm going to use my power.
That's what she tries.
Oh.
Here.
Great angle on our TPC again.
What's that?
Behind us, behind us.
Little.
Whoo!
Holy shit.
Oh my god, they're everywhere.
They're everywhere.
Guys, we got to get back up on the way!
back up on the way there they're they're in that field that I died in two of them at least
I was shooting on the right and another one from the left got oh I see look at
there's one right on the hill that you're looking at and there's another one
Okay, make sure you clear tower one.
I need to be on the top of the grave, you hear me?
Holy fuck.
This is gonna be a long game.
Of course, my last game's gonna be long as fuck.
I'm good, I'm good.
Of course.
I'm good, I think the boys cleared it.
Yeah, tower one looks clear.
As I dropped in, I saw the guy on the roof get killed.
Yeah, let me ask B.
Let's try to really block in when this came down.
It's what they say. It's what they say.
We're in the circle. We got to come back.
Oh, here we go, here we go.
Is he picked up?
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get him.
Help.
Shit.
You get the guy over there?
They got motors.
I got him, I got him.
Oh, peanut.
That says you, that says you ricocheted the bullet.
All right.
Jump here, jump here, jump here.
That's what it says to kill me.
That's cool.
I
You guys need anything do you guys need beds or anything drop there
Flash of oat milk and vanilla syrup one pump
I'm actually gonna double that double that I would I want one of those
Wait we deal the in the field north guys guys. I just got killed by that guy
Was it nasty? Was it nasty?
It's not your son. I'm coming to you
I was with an M4 as well. Wait what?
Well, that's the guy. That's the guy
It's a mixture head for her
Oh yeah, there's two of them. There's two of them. There's two. There's two whales on green.
They're from Deskium. That's four of them.
I have $5,000. I have $5,000.
Ah, I'm four. I'm four again.
You can see through these trees.
I only buy one?
I only buy one?
Because I need to get the armor piece, the ammo.
Are you guys playing the ammo or are you guys playing the trailer?
I tried the flash and I didn't like it so I've been using FMJ until I unlocked AP.
Now you're using flash? How about you back to FMJ and go to the other location?
I have been just strictly using FMJ because of that exact review.
I feel like FMJ is the move right now.
Yeah bro, I was using the next upload ammo and it was fucking terrible.
That's a flash, that's a flash.
Yes, it's so bad.
Boys we are coming back right now in this game. We have a good crew. We have a really good crew trying to play this circle
Yeah, you're reset them shit right now hutch now's the time. We're in a good spot
Alrighty, I'm gonna I'll fill up our spot so we can pull that bitch
Yeah, here's I just like could be missing two P. Oh P. Can we
Can you spam that we're gonna that we're we need to set up to pull at drill five pull at drill five
Just type it in the chat
I've got it hold drill five
They're on the tower oh fuck boys. I'm dropping the odd bandages
On drill five beautiful
Yeah, I'm back to this back wall fall back to this back wall shifting pull back pull back pull back
Yo, this is actually sick. This crew wants to win bad.
We're going right now. We're going right now.
We got a team on the way!
Yeah, we're focused on it. We're focused on it.
I have no flares.
We were down by 34, and now we're only down by...
Dude, they're everywhere! Everywhere!
We're getting where? North?
North. In the other sector.
Lock in, we can save it, we can save it.
Lock in.
I lost it I lost it I lost it it's alright we got the big package dropped off we'll buy
another one we have to make sure we have flares dude I'm tight so hard to drive
with a back rotor gone so hard to drive or fly it's WASD lol so bad you got your
back rotor popped off by an RPG and you flew all the way back to your base but
Oh Megalol so bad my mom made me tostitos this morning
You just can't keep away. I can't keep away. I love this shit
Need fuel
Come on in.
Yeah, yep.
Shit.
I can believe I left that guy.
Fuck him.
Fuck him.
You're addicted?
I'm having a lot of fun.
These Lodgy Ruts has been the most fun I've had in the game by far.
Oh, I hear that.
Uh, dude, listen, this is what you need to do.
Do you know how to pull the zone?
Uh, no.
Gee, geez.
Yeah, I feel it, I feel it.
hey unbelievable you should be mad at him give me a second let me drop these
off and then we're going yeah I'm trying to get this zone pool jump jump jump
Yeah, I mean guys these dudes are these dudes are just not let us play the game
they're just sitting there with RPGs these are the same motherfuckers that sat
there with RPGs whenever we had a tank and ran right up to us. It's over, it's over, it's over.
I'm just gonna try to land straight in. If it blows up, it blows up.
The back roader was dead, the back roader was dead, get in!
I got a D-Tip, I got a D-Tip.
Hey, have a look in there.
Okay, I'm here.
I got a D-Tip!
They're up. They're up. They're up. You got to believe me.
Okay.
Hey.
I can fly these things.
I tried to turn left on one earlier,
and I went straight.
Yeah.
You have no...
You have no rotors, boss.
You might want to just get in.
I mean guys I we go in the tank these guys are backpack full of RPGs hunting us down
I'm trying to get y'all oil now they're all on the roof shooting RPGs that way I don't know what to do
I
Think we just gotta fucking send the hot zone
Yes
We're just going to say that we're sitting on top of the plane.
Oh, nice.
Wait, helicopter stopped a few off.
Hold on.
They're already in mode.
They're already in mode.
I'm landing.
I'm landing guys up to this hill.
Oh, I just jumped.
I didn't want to be right on.
Go now, fucking.
Go now.
Go now.
All right, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I don't think we're gonna be able to pull it. Let's go get a gear set on and go.
go straight for the super circle whatever hell you're in tell them go
straight for the super circle is the only way we win it's 90 they got 92 yeah
I'm gonna go get the other one I'm coming right now it's our chance that
they're only at 17 they're getting picked off by red this is good okay red
just a control
that zone is just sitting in between their two towers it's crazy the I don't
think the attack Kelly is good or I would have already bought it I think the
machine gun Kelly is better
No, no.
I grieve so many people that still have the train tracks.
Oh, Green's back in the lead.
I need to get a get-on. Give me a second.
One minute, one minute, one minute.
Why is it always me who has to sign a dog?
Right?
Hello.
Valiant effort, Valiant effort.
I do that was just about to site this guy on the tower had him in my sights oh
we lost shit that's it that's game shit I just bought a kid
I'm seeing it.
There it goes bad.
Dude, so many of our guys are just dead on the field.
Add it, man.
Fuck it.
I don't know.
Shoot.
I've seen eight people just dead on the field for life.
We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
Game's about to end.
Go, go, go.
What's the deal, dude?
You're like, I can buy a kid right now.
I think it's over.
I'm not even a riot.
Oh, I'm flying.
Shit.
You're having a hunch.
You get refunded your 10-of-the-game
as in your life.
I thought you did.
I'm guessing you do.
I'm guessing you do.
I didn't pass on the flag.
I'm not quite a belly a little bit, next round.
Are we sticking to the same server?
Or are we flipping?
No, we got it.
We got a flip.
Yeah, we can flip.
We can flip.
Well, it doesn't.
I mean, this is my LG.
It doesn't matter for me, but I think you guys should definitely flip.
I think there's a lot of stinky little bastards in this one.
Yeah, I think it's almost easier getting on a team together and a new server than staying in the same one, you know
Drop drop drop
Yo, that's not real.
There's no way.
Ow, how's my gun loaded?
Ow, ow, I haven't even.
I really got in their heads at the end there, in our heads at the end there.
Yeah.
Guys, we tried our hardest, but I want you to know that I joined the Green Team at the
end.
Yeah, my champ was telling me you betrayed us.
What?
I joined the Green Team.
I'm a Green Team.
What the fuck?
Even now, I work in the Green Team.
I was a double agent.
I was a double agent.
They took me in.
You know what?
No.
My team left me to die on the floor, and you and the Green Team did.
They picked me up.
They nursed me back to health.
They taught me their language, they taught me their culture, how they do their stuff.
They love me like a brother, like one of their own.
I am team green now.
I am team green.
It's like the plot.
Fucking guys.
The avatar, the fuck is going on.
GG's everybody, GG's.
Have a great rest y'all's session.
GG's everybody.
See you all later.
I'm a good one.
I'm GG's.
Peace dudes.
That was fun awesome day. We'll be back at it again tomorrow for the last day of the play test. I
Don't know who those fucking guys do do we know were those were those developers?
Is that what people are saying were those developers that was in our game?
I
Learn how to play the game y'all was trolling zone shut the fuck up
Goodness gracious, but we've been playing the play test for two days. You sack of shit. Good game. Good day everybody
I hope you guys are all doing fantastic
And I hope you guys have a wonderful night. Appreciate y'all hanging out. Happy slur Saturday. Enjoy the rest of your day
Thank y'all again for being there and I'll see you beautiful people tomorrow much love everybody appreciate you guys man great strain
There's a lot of fun. Have a great rest y'alls night much love dudes. Later everybody. Peace