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TACO TUESDAY | WE RETURN TO THE TESTICULAR TORTION CALLED TARKOV! CLASS CONTINUES WITH 5'2 NICKMERCS
08-25-2026 · 9h 03m
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Let's go, Hutch.
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I'm alive, it's your choice to believe in
It's the truth kinda lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a loving lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
And picking it up when I'm better
This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick.
You need a hero, we need a hero, he kills whatever we can cause again he has no bitches
and no job.
We need a hero!
Hero!
Oh!
You're gonna be eating!
Okay.
That's me eating!
I don't know!
That's so hard!
Oh, no!
That's me eating!
That's me eating!
I ain't gonna be like this!
What the fuck?
Here, maybe along the, uh...
Huh?
Oh, you liar!
You liar!
You liar!
No!
How are you, son of a bitch?
You're stupid.
You're son of a bitch!
Two, three big balls.
You know what I mean?
You got a big dick.
Restaurant, Hogan's Hangout.
Okay.
Do you sing?
Oh yeah, I feel a little bit.
You can sing.
Yeah.
Yeah Ripley's mom, she's very great.
When you're in a five mile radius of her,
you can smell that pussy stink.
Oh yeah, that stink.
And I had all these people saying, get down on it, get down on it.
Get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it.
Come on then, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it.
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance by standing on the wall?
Get you back up on the dance
Tell me
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall
Get you back up on the dance
Cause I heard all about the blues in
Get down on it
Come on in
Get down on it
If you really want it
You gotta be there
Get down on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Come on in
Get down on it
Baby, baby
Get down on it
Get on it
Get down on it
I say, see for what, what you gonna do?
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty dude.
What should I do?
Good morning, gentlemen, and ladies!
Good morning!
This is the next week's good morning.
Son of a bitch!
Good morning!
Good morning!
Good morning!
Good morning!
Good morning everybody!
Hello!
Hello!
Alright!
Things are...
Things are going to be looking a little bit different today.
A little bit different, scratching, walking.
Boom shaka-laka.
Welcome in everybody, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
Hello everybody, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
What going on?
What happening?
Little bit of a revamp.
Now I will say this, obviously looks a little odd
because we have the border
and we don't have our main setup.
We are not at home currently,
so we can't do the regular camera.
So it looks a little, I don't like this,
but whenever we get back to our main spot,
This will look a lot better, but I like it.
I like it a lot.
We got new sub-alerts.
We got new bid alerts.
We got new, I mean, everything.
Everything got changed.
Everything got changed.
Some of you guys even saw the logo this morning
was a little different.
It's just, it looks a lot better, you know?
Looks a lot more, I got, you know?
Motsarel, Motsarel, Motsarel.
But it's all, it, listen.
I'm always up to a little bit of changing, you know, if we like this, we don't like that.
We like that.
We don't like this.
I'm up to hearing it out.
I'm up to hearing it out.
But I think all in all, I do like the revamp.
So how's everybody doing?
How was your day without me?
How was your day without me?
How was your Monday?
Do I have a good Monday?
Nips. Awful, boring, wonderful, dudes. So my Monday was good. I have officially, I know
everybody gonna say I'm lying, but a wizard ain't be lying. I got back in the gym. Today
Monday was day two, Monday was day one.
First time really back in the gym, heading it hard for fucking years.
And let me tell y'all something, I'm a pussy.
I mean, dude, dude, it's bad.
I mean, I am lifting less now.
Obviously, I've had my fair share of surgeries and problems and injuries back, rotator cuff,
uh, UCL, I mean, uh, dude, the list goes on and on and on and on and on, but no excuses.
Dude, I am lifting less now than whenever I was like 16.
It's so bad.
Dude, it's so fucking bad, bro.
It is so bad.
It is so bad.
Yeah, I appreciate you, man.
Thank you for the 18 months.
I'm so happy we got the alerts working again. Oh my god, I can hear you. Thank you, Gav. You're amazing.
Oh, bro, it's terrible. It's terrible. But I mean, listen, this is my first time back. If anything,
it just reminds me of whenever I tore my UCL, my hamstring and trying to get back to where...
I mean, I've done it so many times, you know, the amount of injuries I've had, like, it
just takes time.
It takes time.
I give myself probably like three weeks of this, this I am not having fun until I'm
like, okay, this is nice and tell your nipples are looking for good, bro, dude, I was
like, I'm trying to get my shirt off, you know, because the first day, of course,
know I had to come back and do chest you know what I'm saying I'm not doing
fucking legs on my first day back absolutely not so of course my first
day back we do leg or we do chest and you know that sucked I thought that was
gonna be a great time and it was fucking terrible and then today I did back in
buys and I legitimately couldn't hardly get my shirt off. I felt like I was trying to,
I don't even know, write a paper with my elbow. I mean, it was the most difficult fucking thing
ever. Your cardio is probably atrocious. Yeah, you may lie, boss. You may lie, boss.
Oh, dude, it's all gone. It's all gone. But no, it was good, man. We uh, so I lifted and went to the beach
And uh, yeah, it was a good day, man. It was a much needed off day. I feel recharged
I feel recharged. It's always weird for me taking off like full off days where I'm just like fully disconnected
So I always come back and I'm like damn
I enjoyed my off day, but I do not want to take another one for a long period of time
A little bit, a little shirt lined up at the bottom line.
Yes.
Yes, I can.
Let me see here.
Camera.
What about like right here?
Does that look better?
Is that the better spot?
That good lower
No, cuz now I'm under it
Like right there. Yeah, there we go. There we go
There we go
Yeah, now now all the people with OCD has seen it and if we don't fix it, they're gonna fucking have a conniption
Sweet goodness
Let me see here so obviously I think Nick has been on like he got on super early is he already done with clips and shit is and is he waiting or what's he doing right now.
Take a gander he is he is on a scav run.
What do y'all think? You guys want to do clips? You want to jump right into it?
A couple of clips? Okay. We'll watch it. We'll watch a couple of clips the moment
they start sucking. We're out of there. Let me clear it out. One moment. Alright.
Clip cue is open. Push a clips in the chat. Post show clips in the chat.
Oshaclips, Oshaclips, Oshaclips, Oshaclips, Oshaclips.
Now we got the alerts all set up.
Now all we need to do is set up the second PC and we are fucking thriving.
The weekend's close beta is now over.
Thank you so much for giving us your time, believing in our team, and
checking out Woodogs ahead of our early act.
Shit.
We just want to give you a quick recap of the beta,
it went right, it went wrong.
Yo, did we make it into this?
Did we make it into this?
We did!
What we hit early access on the 10th of September?
Yes, da da da da da. Oh, no
Way bro, did these cocksuckers do me dirty again?
Because I'm gonna be honest with the clips that they've posted of me on their Twitter and literally every tweet that I have been
Tagged in by war dogs. You would actually think I'm fucking I'm retarded. I'm not gonna lie
Like every single clip these cocksuckers have posted of me ain't none of them is of me looking good
It's always of my failures not of my success
You look fully disabled on
With nearly half a million unique players showing up to play in the clone beta the same week
It's called a GT's beta and battlefield
When do you succeed? SHUT UP!
The FBS community showed up for the War Dogs and smashed Milestones.
They'd be told six months ago were going to happen. Recording mental.
Number one game on Twitch for two nights in a row,
and saw over 100,000 concurrent players at a peak on the final day of the beta.
They got 100,000 players on the final day. Holy shiiiit!
Watching all the streams, the comments and reactions,
They've lost four years of development and honestly no sleep all weekend, so, so worth it.
As we anticipated though, War Dogs isn't a game for everyone.
We saw around 4% of players refund the game because they felt it just wasn't for them,
which is totally valid and the reason we ran the test in the first place.
What's not fine however, from our perspective, is not upholding the high standard we set
with our players to alpha in terms of stability as an additional 3% of players experience crashes
at launch or during gameplay.
So to be clear, whilst it's great we had such high highs this weekend and while some crashes
and bugs are to be expected, this just isn't acceptable.
Yo, am I not the only one who's kind of fully erect by this guy having a little bit
of like, like, hey guys, we did good.
But not to our standards, we did fucking terrible and we're going to be better.
Is it that kind of like a little bit refreshing to hear?
You know?
Like, I was the last time we heard somebody talk like that
about their game on a huge weekend like that.
I feel like it's been so long.
Hey guys, we had a good weekend
but it wasn't up to our standards.
It's not acceptable how we didn't have a perfect weekend.
We'll do better.
Like what?
Who are these people?
Thankfully, due to beta testing, we now have a lot of the information reports and data we
need to fix them.
The launch crushes, alongside VoIP issues, are now our number one priority between now
and the next time everyone can jump back in and play.
It's funny to think back now the beta is over, but for anyone that knows our history,
the first hour was just pure PTSD.
Joe, it's been 16 minutes, 50,000 in queue, people are watching, they're waiting, they're
pissed off.
The fuck's going on here?
An issue with Twitch drops and granting DLC, pinging a note on our back end meant thousands
of players sat in queue waiting to play.
Thankfully, the biggest brains at Borkhead resolved the issue within the longest hour
of our lives, but to do it we had to make a call to turn off Twitch drops and DLC,
Which sucked, but the grand scheme was a small price to pay to get everyone in game and not
having to plan our own funeral.
After the initial hiccup, we saw tens of thousands of players flooding into the servers and
three days of absolute cinema in the scene.
Are we so fucking for real are we are we so fucking for real this is what this is my first
clip are you shitting me and there ain't no denying it I'm wearing the same shit
today I mean holy cotton 4k what are you are you shitting me
Come on!
No one would have spat on you, Kendrick.
There ain't no way you zoomed in!
Over. We have a handful of devs on our way to games coming clone.
Damn it!
The majority of our team is heads down working on the next big beats for War Dogs before early access.
And you 100% do not want to miss it if you enjoyed the beta.
Hold on. Is that the only clip of me in this?
Hold on a damn second. Is that the only clip I got?
What's that?
Pro, I'm gonna kill these motherfuckers in-game.
In-game of course.
They're gonna be like, oh look, Hutch sent us a package.
What's in it?
They're gonna open it up at their studio.
It's gonna be my shit.
For context, last week we announced the FPS Game Show, our own gaming showcase that
will drop live on Twitch after games gone on the 3rd of September, 6pm UTC in tandem
with some of the most established FPS studios in upcoming games you will not want
to miss.
especially if you have or are planning to pre-order War Dogs.
We have an absolutely massive announcement coming through.
And if you enjoyed the beta and you don't watch,
you are going to miss out.
Right.
What is that today?
So in the meantime,
Game's commas today, isn't it?
creators on YouTube watch their first impressions videos
and discuss with your mates to decide whether or not
you want to pre-order War Dogs.
In the meantime,
here are just some of our favorite highlights
from the closed-
The third.
Hold on, I'll fix you, I'll fix you, man.
Go go.
You got to be kidding me these motherfuckers you know what I'm going to
Twitter I'm going to Twitter I am going I'm going to Twitter at four dogs count
your days you motherfuckers and that's all I'm gonna say I'm not even gonna I'm
I'm not even gonna give them any more information than that.
I'm just gonna say, count your days, motherfuckers.
And we'll see what happens after that.
That is it.
As all, actually, I can sound like a threat.
I'm gonna put that in the archives next clip.
All out for the next 15 minutes
and I'm leaving you guys.
Courage, no, we courage, dude.
Just abandon your family and your wife.
And play video games all night.
I'm telling you please please. I know this is a joke. I know you can get some
So please consider abandoning your family and your fiancee to pay me to get into this online
It would be a magical experience as well. Yeah, honestly
You could always go on a date with your fiancee at any time but when are you gonna be able to experience the second day of the war dogs beta?
True real and true
You're gonna have so many memories with your fiancee, but only a precious few
200 memories with your fiance already going to get
You know maybe and gimmick say for me to abandon you and play video games with them all night
Courage is wife
He's not so much or I don't even want to talk
Guys as much as much as I care about another man's hairstyle and
As much as that is just information. I don't really want to miss out on you know
I think I'm I think I'm I think I'm good
The war dogs devs are watching you right now LMAO are they those bitch pusses?
How do you know?
Hey, you sons of bitches!
Motherfuckers, if you're in here, you a dog.
What the hell was that, man?
Are you kidding me?
Count your days, count your days.
Hey, I'm awake till I'm number one in that category
and I'm pulling my balls out.
I'm getting this all fucking banned.
You think I give a damn?
I got nothing to lose.
I got nothing to lose.
Just wait, just wait, I'ma get yo bitch ass, you just wait.
The string is a beast dude, it will punch through the door.
Just, hey, count your days.
It won't like blow a hole through it,
but it'll punch through the door.
Count your days.
The military's getting ready to turn that into a...
Six spear.
6.8 round.
There you go, it's heavy.
Dude, you feel that, I like that.
You feel that?
Yeah, you do.
Oh
What
Another clam for you sir
I
This is what I take one day off and this is what peanuts playing
Bro, what the fuck happened yesterday?
What happened yesterday
It was actually peak was it he played this for eight hours
Oh, are you allowed to flirt it?
Huh? Okay.
Just pull them down a little bit.
Hmm.
All right. Well.
like at some point do people feel some attraction like do you think like maybe maybe but so
the school I went to I like I couldn't really do that because pretty much everyone I went
to school with was either the first or second constant like it's a tough world it is brother
That's why we got to be some of this redistricting and rezoning.
Yeah, we got to like rezone, like move out, move in.
That's what a lot of Amish have been doing around us, moving out to different communities.
I guess that's a good thing then you can, you know, spread the family tree,
because sometimes the tree becomes a bush.
Sometimes a tree becomes a bush, amen, amen, Jesus Christ!
playing these three chess streamers. You see Alexandra Botette.
So who's ass is fatter? Yours or Hutch? Mine, of course.
Hutch is just a fat bitch.
Yo, what the fuck?
I just have a big, dumb, truck ass.
See the difference? Like, I've got a BBL.
And Hutch is-
Yo, don't say true!
Don't say true!
fuck you fuck you don't say true you jackasses goodness gracious oh you don't
have money
come here man you poor motherfucker come here I'm gonna drop your Bitcoin no I
I swear I swear come here. I
Swear no, I'm not gonna kill you bro. I'm not poor. I will drop some shit. Oh, I swear. I will not kill you
I will drop you some shit
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
But you gotta kill everybody
That is why you got to kill everybody can's close beta is now now what I want you to do game
Oh bitch pussies
Cinema
My boy did work for three hours only thinks of me putting the game
Why what is this where was he chat you just saw him no I don't know where the
minds are
Well, you hunt your bad four dogs in a helicopter experience.
Yeah, for those who watch this and don't really know what is happening on the map, there's
a church that sits above where the drills and on the Lord's day on a Sunday this team
took over that church and we had to bomb the ever living fuck out of them. I'm gonna be
honest I don't know if I've sinned more than that day. That was uh, you know, that'll
happen, that'll happen. Alright, that's good enough, good enough on the clips, good enough
on the clips, good enough on the clips, good enough on the clips, good enough,
good enough, good enough, good enough, good enough, good enough, good enough, good enough.
Alrighty, let's jump in there.
Let's jump in the Discord.
Let's look up on Nick.
Let's link up with Nick.
I am ready to party.
Tell Nick to get in the Discord.
The Discord.
Oh my gosh.
I
He's in a game right now
That's all right, we probably need to clear out our stash anyways
What else is different? Well, we have new sub alerts
As you guys have already seen
we
The big boy subs are pretty funny looking, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm your coach, I'm in a rainbow.
Good morning, Mitch Pussett.
Good morning, fat-foot fuck, I miss you.
I think about you.
I think about you all the time.
I hear now, here coach, I'm thinking.
I'm your coach, what's he eating right now?
is he working out how hard bro what are you in panda i told you i like this place
why do you like that place pandas are nothing but trash can bastards hi there's a loot here
now chat saying it's fucking horrible but i'm i'm looting right here somebody i think all right
Lock in lock in lock in
Oh, yeah player. Oh, yeah player. I heard I'm a view. I'm a watch
Hello you bitch
Who did your overlays and looking insanely nice? It's the same people who did next and Tim's
I'm forgetting their names right now, but they did they did a really good job
Did a really good job. Delta V, there it is, Delta V.
On the bottom right.
The stream is growing. The tech is updating, but the hair is declining.
But the hair is declining. Okay.
Alright. That'll happen.
yeah yeah yeah oh yeah nick is nick is a hundred percent done
hey that wasn't fucking nice no no no no
yeah nick is he's good look we should have fucking talked about this
they didn't this is my building and you just fucking ran in here for no reason
I think I'm gonna shoot him.
He's gonna do what?
You gonna die motherfucker?
Oh, die motherfucker.
Chat, how much do you want to bet?
How much do you want to bet he gets murders?
I guarantee you he gets fucking tossed.
I guarantee you he's about to get his bus he ran through no doubt no doubt he
that he gets his bus. He just
claimed. Turn next stream up.
Now, this game would be just so much easier if I was good, it's crazy.
I don't see it. I see it.
Little motherfucker.
Catch that.
I did catch it.
You sound familiar, buddy.
Oh, it's over. It's over. It's over. I can't watch. I can't watch. I can't watch. I should
have talked. I should have died. No, he thought he was talking about. I should have talked.
I should have. I should have talked about this. You're going to go for that long
peak. You got to push up to that hallway directly in front of you. He's going around
You get the long angle
Well, I didn't know if you had the moves, but you got moves
Yeah
I
Okay, bitch
Are you fucking so for real? I
Like it, bro. I'm just I ain't even there. I'm catching strays. I
Can't move I can't shoot I can't do nothing boss
Whatever whatever
Yo bar, thanks so much for the 25 gifted man
You already missed War Dogs. Yeah. I feel like we're about to get another another play test here soon
Hopefully that's what they're announcing a game, Tom
I'm scared of you.
Oh, fuck.
Can I be honest?
I don't really think the guy underneath is that good.
He's just moving a lot to be 100% for real.
Thank you.
What is Nick doing he just doesn't understand the layout he doesn't know how to push or how to kill this guy
He's playing well though, just
Make you get an angle do not repeat that do not repeat that
Yeah, yeah, oh GGs
another guy showing up, damn you murdered this other guy, it's aint looking good,
Good partner. This ain't looking good. Yeah, armor zero. Listen, I think the inevitable
is about to happen. Let's go get ready for the day. We got to sell some shit. We got to
get ready to get ready for the day. I know our inventory, I think it's sauced. I think
our inventory is sauced. Let me see here. Oh no, not at all actually. We're actually
I'll do it too bad.
I'm feeling he's gonna die. This is in four from our last run, so I'll bring it to him.
It ain't the night, my butt is weak, I'm on the run, no time to speak.
He's right in there left. I think he's trying to get all that guy's stuff.
Now let me know if Nick dies.
Go away to go.
Mexico.
Go to ride a lot to win.
Go to ride a lot to win.
With the church bells rang
Get right out the wind
Before I could go
It is the night, not by this week
I'm on the run, no time to speak
Such a long way to go.
Oh yeah, everybody's doing their,
what's it called in the hideout?
Good day, good day.
Yo, okay, thank you for the 26 bucks, baby!
Bum bum bum bum!
We have all these, right? Desmond...
I wish I wish
Another thing I want them to add into the game
I wish I was able to see what streamer item I already have
Like I could flag it and be like
With like put like a blue symbol on all the items that are this that I pick up
So I know that I already have it for the streamer shit
You literally can how do you do that?
You can add it to a wish list and it will tell you, really.
So what do I click on it and add the wish list other.
Oh my God, I'm retarded.
I never said I was smart I never said I was smart literally ever it's gonna take
forever but it's worth it
do do so we can just do this for every single one of them so we know that we
have them. Oh, bro, I'm gonna tell you guys this right now. I'm gonna be a shell of myself
today. I'm gonna be like 2% of what I could be.
Like I'm just trying to move my mouse and my hands are so fried from lifting
today that I'm like, dude, I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked.
I'm fucked. I feel like I'm moving in slow motion.
to the ground. All right, do I have them all flagged? I think I do. The ax. Cool. All
right. They're all flagged.
Cool. So now I know.
If I see something with a star next to it,
I already have it.
Yo, Tim, thank you for the five gifted, baby.
The shorty or brain cell gets two.
Oh, oh, we got a 50 gifted.
We're gonna get to see the new alert.
Hold.
The same sound of the beats, the large.
This definition is not monocating in the box.
We're gone.
Am I dead or dead?
Hey, KC, thank you for the 50 gifted.
Yeah, I appreciate you, bro
Welcome everybody in the community of the family. Yeah, we it can go it can be louder. I haven't the alerts turned down
I think the only thing we need to do gap is turn the regular subalerts
Down just a little bit because they're pretty loud so that the other ones aren't turned down as well
Damn it. I had the volume down. Fuck
Fuck!
Yo, that's cool though.
Thank you, KC, for the 50W to chapter KC, man.
I appreciate you, brother.
Thank you for the love.
2018 alert.
Yo, man, you don't gotta violate me like that, man.
Come on.
Fuck you.
Chad, do we finish Shooter Born today?
Or do we attempt to?
Good idea or bad idea?
What do you think?
can we replay it I don't know how who said that I'll kill him listen would be
a bad I spit on these alerts y'all better fucking like them we're out
I'll kill you, in game.
["Shake It Off The Beach"]
Yo! Yo, that's gonna scare the fucking shit out of me, by the way.
Oh my god!
KC said you don't need to replay it, here's another one.
Yeah, okay, see thank you for another 15 gifted man. I appreciate you bro. Thank you for the love bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
My man
Still not loud for y'all what?
All right, are we good Nick is dead I haven't even had a real repetition. Yeah, I'm gooey. Hey, buddy
They're just eating me. No, bro. They're eating me a punch. Hey, hey pack a wild African dogs. Don't you why'd they have to be African?
Listen, hey, don't worry the last run we played together I saved you m4 so I got you a nasty m4
It's right here for you boss. And don't worry. I was to do right there about that mother fucker
How would you have pushed him man?
You were a meerkat fighting against
A tiger a Wolverine if you may you know it's
That guy was dipping and ducking and moving. I mean the only thing I can tell you in that situation, bro is it just
You just need to know the the area better. That's it
It's hard to push when you don't know where the fuck to push from I
Think I had an advantage spot
You know when I was up top and then I went down the hallway and went to the staircase I lost my advantage. Yeah, well
Yeah, just waiting about the whole fucking rain, bro
There it is if we die we die listen man. The best thing you can always do in this game is literally not move at all
That's it man
Well, I got you bro. I got coke and joyer
Clearly on the fucking
It's a little backpack only a better one this rain right yeah
Damn, I need a fucking win, man, holy shit.
Heard, Tray, heard.
Shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shit.
Shit.
Yeah, pussy.
That one cut me deep, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
World Cup.
He had me full press, bro.
Yeah, yeah, full court press, full court press.
Hush, we couldn't even inbound the fucking basketball.
No, no, they were setting up.
You went to throw the ball and they grabbed that shit out there.
Right.
I mean, that guy was running circles around the group.
I need another Grizzly.
I'm all out of Grizzly's.
You got it, boss.
I spent all day.
Hit.
No, I got a 1000%.
I'm just kidding.
What you do?
I didn't even see it.
All right.
I got you.
I'm gonna have you meds.
Last Wednesday, I had to have something to undo test.
Ammo.
And I've enjoyed watching as we can playing.
Someone had their balls all twisted, Nick.
Shit.
Sorry.
I just got a little 15 dollars a testicular torsion.
One time, what my left nut was hanging a little bit lower
than my right nut and I thought I had it,
but I was good at just getting it.
No, that's normal.
I didn't know that, but I was also high.
So I was tricking balls, and then I saw my nuts
and it just brawls geeking.
I was geeking.
You're going to the side, you say, whoa!
Hey, hey, what you doing down there, Jeffery?
Aki, aki, aki!
Oh, get back up here.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah, that sucks.
I am bringing you meds ammo mags grenades armor helmet rig
All you need is headphones unless you don't got any I could bring you those as well and a backpack
Got headphones, and I got a backpack beautiful. Are you bringing a grizzly? I can bring you a grizzly. Yes, all
Okay. Yes, all I'll bring a little bit of med just in case now. Here's my game plan today. Okay I
I
We're gonna get our feet underneath us have a couple successful rates and I got to God's to God's this night today
I have no choice. You have I have to snipe today. I gotta finish. We can do it. We can we can we just got to be real like
Specific about how we do
Pacific
a civic. Sounded it out. Sounded it out. We just we just got it. Yeah, we got to pick
our pick our plays, but we're going to pick our place. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let them come
to us. Exactly. The engine scroll of the push me pussy. I agree. I agree. I should
have played the scroll that last. You should have played the scroll. Yep. God damn it.
Damn it. Damn it. Tevin. All right, boss. Are we are you trying to do your quest today or are you trying to just say fuck it?
I'm down to some questions, but I also we need to get the kid up. We need to get the guns going like I
Need to kill some BDC and some
some
Some PMS some PMC
Some pussy
No, it's a some PMC the BMC and the PMC PMC heard. Yes chef. Yes chef
All right, it's a BBC game. Not to BBC. That is a different thing
The BBD the BBD as in diesel
All right, where you want to go pick a map a a wrong
Love me love me
Uh, our customs and I love me the new one man are fucking now our labs are
All of me a shoreline. We go shoreline. Would you like to run a scab?
We'll go straight in there like swim. I already did run a sketch. I gotta go back in there
I already used my scab we gotta wait till next run. No, you guys scab up right now, but we'll go in there fucking
Okay
Alrighty, let me grab a little bit of food. I shoot my gun a little bit
So how was I moving like did you like the way I was moving on top of that?
Like, I don't know why I was upstairs.
I like that.
I liked how you recognized that you were in a good.
Oh, I need keys.
Sorry.
I liked how you recognized you were in a good spot.
Yeah.
Like you, you knew from there, you hated all of it.
You hated the hallway every last bit, every, every last bit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, but again, you know, like no bullshit.
I don't think, but there's just, that's like, if I go against somebody
who is just just got done doing a line of cocaine, you know, there's
there's really not much that you can do other than just sit up there and go,
he's gonna swing me, you'll have a flashlight on. God, guide this bullet.
You know what I mean? Please, Lord, help me. And if you hit it, you hit it.
Like a pug trying to take on the lion. Yep. And unless unless that lion pulls
a hammy and quite literally dies on impact, you know, it's gonna be a hard one to win for a Goopa.
Is there like a thing in this game where you practice, like actually scrapping one
motherfucker's man? Like you just fight? And what, do you lose loot or do you just keep
it? No, it's just like playing Call of Duty Team Deathmatch or search and destroy
with the same gunplay, same guns. Oh my god, we gotta,
We go we go tap it. We're gonna have to tap it at some point today. Yeah, let's do it. Wow.
So arenas like just you just you don't lose anything if you die. No, and the you playing
arena levels up your seasonal character as well. Different because you reached out
for all. What is that different mechanics? Apparently like different. No, the people
say is different mechanics. The reality of it is, is that the gunplay itself in general
is very similar. The only thing that's different is, is like in this game you have inertia,
the more you weigh the different you move and it's not as snappy. But it's like comparing
practice to playing in the game. Yes, you're going to be moving a little slower in practice,
but you're still going to be practicing the fucking game in general.
Yeah, I'm so new to the game, it doesn't matter. It's like, you know, it does
Practice the shooting anyways a hundred percent anyone who says that arena
Isn't worth using the practice for regular Tarkov is literally retarded. They don't know what they're talking about
It's just that simple like people hate the
People hate the game arena which I get like dude when they launched it did not go well and this that any other people fucking despise it
Rightfully so but the game is not bad
We have a great spawn by the way.
Almost, almost, okay, take the bag, and I got the gun, let's roll, let's roll.
Now I don't know if I've, well I texted you, but you know, I just started lifting again
and I'm going to let you know my arms quite literally feel like the arms of a raptor.
I can hardly move them, my, my, my lats are fried.
I can't straighten out my shit right now bitch pussy, so I am going to be a
Shell of what I want
Yeah, bro, I'm not gonna lie, man, you know
We're doing the whole parent, you know, we're saying hi to other parents shit
They made me go to a class bro son. I'm rent stew, man. I did legs for the first time in like a year
Oh, hey GGs, bro. GGs. Yeah, we're the same boat man. We're gonna love sorry the full mag nice perfect
Wonderful
We got a first spawn probably here yeah, we did we got God spawn I
Gotta look in this blue. I gotta figure out what a good loot is a lot of the rooms and shit
I'm just gonna loot like the rooms. Yeah, stay first floor listen for these guys to run in
There's gonna be bags mainly on the left side every door on the left side of that hallway
It's pretty much gonna have a bag and all those red bags have really good loot in them
You can pull that X is and all kind of shit out of them
Did you go up to third one third? Yeah? Yeah, you should stay first and loot the bags left side of first
Or you just come with me through these doors. That's fine. I'm done
Yeah, you hit the doors you get all the keys first bags
Oh, yeah, there you go.
Sorry, just let me know if it looks dark chat and I can change the scene so you all can
see better.
Apologies.
Took a day off, man.
I'm forgetting where I am.
That's you, right?
What?
I'm not going to be running at all.
That's not me shooting. Is that you? That's me. That's me. I'm kill scouting. Yeah
And I did I did hear shots like I'm up the hill a little bit potentially. Yeah, I think that was that a weather tower
I
Weather tower I forgot the name of it
So headshots are just king in this game like you you you can't
There's no escaping it. Nope
30 bullets waste 29 of them for that 30th bullet to potentially hit him in the head all day long
The only time you should really ever be
actively aiming for the body is like for a free kill whether they're just not
even facing you and you just unload an entire mag on them
I
Take the hat I guess we do need this
Watch living play for five hours he extracted once yesterday that sounds like living
Gotta kill a motherfucker and take his backpack if he has a good one all back sucks
Oh, you should told me bro. I have so many bags. That's okay. It's okay. I
Literally so I unlocked the trooper bags and since no one else really has them right now
They're like uber cheap. I'd like 30 of these monster bags
Are you running? Yeah, I'm above you sir
Take this guy's back from the chassis. It's better. It's a scab
Yeah, it is better.
They're getting close, they're fighting on the outskirts of our building, that hill
that comes up.
Bro, I was telling Chad, like, you don't play this game?
Yeah, you don't play this game, bro, you miss it.
He's kind of got a way of like, wait, that's you, that's you, I don't know if that is you.
I'm right here.
My flashlight.
That's you coming up, right?
I'm coming down.
Yeah, I'm coming up.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, it's a dick thing.
After you get the dope hit, man, it's kind of hard to, it makes all the other games
suck.
It really does.
It's, there's a reason why people have 20,000 hours in this game.
Yeah.
And like a lot of games like people lose interest in like then they come out like a call did before and w2
And it's like a new game the game is refreshing this game is just I mean
Yeah, it's so addicted
Shit.
What? What? What? What?
That's through a fucking grenade.
That'll happen.
Did you loot all these rooms?
I thought you did.
Yeah. How'd your surf get? I just found a brand new one.
You need it.
I got eight out of nine.
Okay, cool.
I'll just take this for myself then.
Control, control, three.
I'll need that.
This room right over here?
you know damn well your answer to compare yourself to a
bar you're like a factory Rex that can't hear anything right now
have a good day sir meet this bag and I'm coming yeah oh you already looted this
yeah you got the free room
yes yeah well you know what was tripping me out this whole time we were
playing was uh when I opened a container and I and then I get out of it and it
closes behind it yes yeah it was a glitch or my game or something I'm like
we go down this is all done yeah bro
careful what's the player I lit him up he ratted us can't believe he's alive
I got a black arm, I got a, yeah, I got a good room, careful son.
Fuck you doing down there you little crap?
Shit, I'm trying to do a crash.
Oh, did you shoot me man?
I'm sorry, I was scared.
Listen
No, I appreciate that bro, I appreciate that means a ton now
Yeah, it's you you see me pretty well with it. That's for sure you see me pretty well with it now listen
Hey, what will question you doing?
Yeah
All right, listen you put your gun away and pull your knife out we can talk
That's not my boy that's a random guy that's the enemy not us not either of us
You know he lit us up
Yeah, but didn't have good aim or you to kill us
I'll put it away and I'll trust you.
Oh, we'll be friends with this guy?
I am. I never spoke for you.
I'm gonna run towards 321.
Yeah, we're up on third floor right now.
If you have a gun out, I'm gonna shoot.
Don't have a gun out.
Yeah, I hear you. Come on.
Yeah, we're right below you.
All righty, there's something else here, there's something else here, not careful.
He's grabbing.
Whatever it is, he's grabbing.
All right, I'll get your back.
I
Just gavel
All right, I'm gonna go to other guys question. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah other guys question heavy
You got a little fuck up. I'll tell you that
You did too, bro. He he would he shot me through you
Bullets went around your ass, hit me in the fuckin' arm!
Well, I, dude, I go down and he's not even like, I want someone to clip it.
He wasn't even aiming at me, bro.
He was like looking to his side, but he was shooting me and it was just like terrible desync.
Yeah.
This is admin that we're in now?
Yeah, this is admin.
This is really good for computers and stuff.
The only problem with this place is, it's looted.
I think that guy looted this.
The only problem with this place is,
is that that guy can kill us now.
I'm third.
Yeah, from there, yeah, this is where I got to kill
that I got.
Yeah.
You and Denny.
Yeah, he can kill us for free.
Just through the window.
Yeah, this is all looted.
Yeah, we can go to west.
Let's go out there.
Let's check this back real quick.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know whenever you're running through here.
You need to take the screws.
Yo, Spartan, thank you so much for the five gifted, man.
I appreciate you, bro.
And the nuts.
I ain't looting them up. Fill that bag.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Where were you yesterday? I took a day to myself.
I took a day to myself, man.
It's a little relaxation day.
Quest gun?
Got it, got it.
Honest opinions on war dogs, is it worth it?
Wow, wow.
I mean, dude, I really enjoyed it, bro.
I thought war dogs was a lot of fun,
but it just depends on what type of person you are.
Like, I don't wanna tell you that, yes,
you should get it over, you know,
gears per se.
Oh boys, I am fucking for a ride
I don't tell you you should get over years because they're like completely different games
You know Terry. All right, let's go to West
Let's do it
I'm a pop PK
We're killing anything even if it's our quote-unquote friend he's dead if he's over here
You got mad you looted that area didn't you?
No no it's just like bro anytime I'm like oh yeah we could be, I hope it was that you?
That was me?
Is that you who shot?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Careful there might be someone below us or above us. I don't know where that shot came from
I might have hit my mouse back. Did I shoot?
I don't think I shot. Careful
I see that shot. Oh, okay
I
Do not grab that shit
Take I
Got no more space
To be honest, I took the little guy on top of the car though a little dude. All right. There's a one slaughter over here with 80k
If you want to grab it
On the far left corner right there grab that off of the double the scope
It might be worth you coming over here in this corner and checking your quest really
quick and out of the window out of the window and just see what you have also there's a
ring over here.
Let me name any target at the smugglers base.
I'm two out of ten on that.
Okay.
Locate the fisherman dwelling on shoreline and mark the fishing table with an MS-2000.
I don't have one of those right now.
We can bring him in though. Locate the informant on shorelines probably down in the little houses in the swamp. Yep
I don't have no good memories there
Locate the boat hidden next to the breakwater on shoreline
Locate and obtain the key to close premises of the health resort on shoreline
Nothing fishy about this kind of in a bad mood. Okay. Is that the one at the
Is that the one at the in front of us chat at the sniper scavs that key?
Sniper rocky. Okay, we can do that one and we can do the car this read. You also maybe do the informant this read as well
so you can call it a
Grab this rig if you want. I already dumped the plates out of it inside this box the banshee you can load that up for more storage space
It shouldn't make yeah, I shouldn't make you overweight. This is some shit
I'm gonna have to drop my armor that can you carry?
No, no, no. You're just going to use that as a storage holder.
You're going to put that rig in your bag and it's going to give you more spots per the amount of storage that it's taking up.
Got it, got it, got it, got it. Okay.
If it makes you overweight, then just drop it and grab your loot.
I
Do you tell me you're overweight? We just like over over 40 over 40 kg typically 40
40.6 there just run to me and then see if it and then just keep walking you see if it goes down
Also depends on like your skills and what your strength is
And it's over here like I just run for a second. I'm doing this for the first time and I'll keep walking around
Is it going up or no? Yeah, all right. All right, let's go get the fuck out of here
And just check the store. I'll check this free room because there can be a Bitcoin some other good shit in there
And then we're leaving
So this always so look you can see right here. It's from here. It's at 70 K
Oh my god, it's always worth looting this
There's this side has this room and the other side was the second floor room that you lose
Just get out of here
Would you say this has the hottest loot on the whole map like the whole map? Yeah?
Yeah, I resort to the hotspot you can come here like whenever we get comfortable with like the looting
we'll both bring in my trooper bag and
And we'll put rigs inside of the trooper bag like a bunch of storage rigs
And then we'll fill all of it up and we can both leave this place with mills
Like two mill of piece and right now
It's a really really good spot because it has some of the most computers on the map per like
Where you're traveling to other than like labs, so you can just get cords that are worth 80k
all kinds of stuff
It has more red bags on this map than anywhere else inside of that resort
So red bags are pumping out all those items that are going for a hundred and fifty a hundred eighty K
Usually when we come here, we see we see more more people than that
I'm surprised the only guy we saw was fucking nice usually when we see
It's a big quest area it's 11 a.m. No, so everyone's trying to come here typically and loot or do
Exactly and by like
Noon to like 2 p.m. EST bro. It turns into a blood bath
But that's just how talk off is in the morning is all the people either try to get it get their quest stuff before everyone wakes up
Any game you're on the morning. It's the best time to get I love it right here on this chair. That's your key
I've done all these quests like seven times
Yeah
So many times you're going to quest key just gonna go into your quest items spots
All right now we're gonna go to Ragnar's car and then we'll go to the body of the informant
Yeah, so the war dogs what we were talking about before I mean listen man
Like if you're looking for a good solo player game and you're like a good storyline with some multiplayer
I think gears I can't I can't really attest to or speak to how good it is
But you know gears is gears, you know if you're looking for something that's like battlefield with a lot more
Moving parts in my opinion four dogs is definitely really fun
Just up. I mean, it's completely up to you, man
Absolutely, dude. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed war dogs. I thought war dogs was fun
Chat, how do you guys like the new the new overlays and stuff y'all like it?
Spartan thinking of the five gifted DW gaming and pocket. Thank you guys so much for the subs. I
Don't like change me neither, bro
We're both got a little hint of the hint of the Tism, but it's a good change
And I can actually hear the alerts now, which is super nice and they're not like through the other alerts
We're literally just bombs going off
The entire day I tell dental gables again, we got to get this gone, bro
My ears are ringing. I'm filled like I was in fucking Vietnam every day. I stream
looks awesome yeah hey listen shout out the gap man he even dealt to be pretty
much did everything with this so all I was was like yes and no guy so WGF
The aisle are ready or not. What's your opinion on those two games? Love the aisle. I just
wish they had more developers walk up to that car and then your quest will be good. Ready
or not, it's cool too. Not more of like a PvP guy. Ready or not, it's like pretty much
just PvE. So it's a little harder for me to want to play that with a lot of hours.
For me, it's like I enjoy it.
Bottom right, something popped up right, little green guy.
You're good. You're good nights at the survive. We're gonna do one more spot. No, they
For me like I enjoyed playing PDE games, but I can only play them until what you did today, bro
You see your arms your chest. I did chest on day one on Monday and
Then
Yeah, and then today I did back and buys oh
Oh, baby.
And I legitimately feel like a fucking T-Rex.
Like, I was after I got done lifting.
You know how, like, your arms start.
Wait, where'd you go? Where'd you go?
I lost you. I lost you.
I'm right up here in the streets.
To your right. To your right.
Take a right. Right, right, right, right, right.
How can you tell? You hear me?
OK.
Yeah.
Nice to see you.
But yeah, dude, I was, like, walking my left arms
a little bit higher than my right arm.
And, you know, I was telling Chad this morning,
I was like, dude, the weight that I'm doing,
I lifted more when I was 16 years old
and I'm lifting right now and I'm starting
to look at myself like, damn,
I really am pushing fucking 30, you know?
Like, holy fuck.
I don't even know if it's that as much as it is, like.
The injuries.
How many injuries, man?
Yeah.
Crazy, right?
Yeah, it's a big part of it's the injuries.
But it's good, I mean, nothing's hurting.
And that's the big thing for me, man.
Like, I just, I wanna be able to go lift
and not wake up the next day and not move.
That's my biggest thing, right there.
right. Good search. Yeah, search.
Three UCL tears, rotator cuff,
labrum, hamstring, open big pool and a meniscus tear.
Those are the main ones.
Yeah, I got to eat.
I got to eat some peas.
I eat some peas.
You see I got the killer by the way try to push you I started eating peas on the staircase audio cues, man
Yeah, they'd be knowing shit pretty crazy
No, I had a it's called a honor collateral wrap done. It was experimental surgery whenever I first had it done now. It's pretty
Basically when they go in they make a small incision and they wrap the owner collateral ligament with what looks like
It's like the equivalent to what you see on a on a jerky stick like on a slim gym
You know that little like brown thing that holds all the jerky together. Yeah, that's what they wrap the owner collateral ligament with
Something that looks like it and then PRP they
They pull a bunch of blood they spin it and they all the white blood cells go to the top and they extract the white blood cells
And inject it straight into the ligament itself a sausage casing
literally
Fucking insane
So you got that in you now you get the sausage casing. Yes, I got the sausage casing it
I wish if I go back in time call you my little sausage if I
Like go back in time. I would just I would just had the surgery though. I just had DJ
Is it like for some reason? I just wanted to do everything, but go under the knife. I don't know why what's the
What's the percentage of like?
You know doing Tommy John's and coming back. All right, you know what what's is it good when my brother had it
his freshman year in high school.
So it's like 2010.
It was like a 30-something percent rate coming back.
Now it's like a 95.
And out of those 95%, like 70% of those 95,
all come back throwing harder or better.
But it really just, a big portion of it
just comes to the rehab.
Before it was 16 months, you'd have to come back.
Now it's like people are coming back in three months.
Yeah, it's getting better.
It's just getting better.
That's just dude, it's medical shit, bro.
You know how that goes.
AI, it's AI.
Yeah.
I'm telling you my fucker, you just made.
Hey, three questions, I'm mad.
Come on, I appreciate you, bro.
Come on.
That's my little guy right there, man.
That's my little sausage, shit.
Hey, what the fuck?
That's my little sausage.
That's my little sausage.
Hold on a second, bitch, boys.
I didn't know you had sausage casing in there.
I got you right here, man.
Pull up my shoulder right here.
I always got one on me.
You think Jimmy don't like fucking beef jerky?
You believe that?
Hey, yeah.
I like beef jerky, man.
I got no.
Yo, it's bad I know what jerky brand that is
by just looking at it.
What is it?
I don't.
I have to say, I can literally go downstairs
and go get the exact same one is what you eat right now.
Is it bison meat?
Yeah, yeah, bison and elk.
It's so good.
Bison and elk, yeah.
It's so good.
I'm like addicted to a brah and then the day I'm looking there's only three left
I'm like holy shit that I have eight. You know
Let me let me turn in real quick. Yeah, do you think do you think I think I'm gonna put on a sniper
Alrighty I need to go to see what you got on the interchange
the window yeah that guy was using like m855 chat had to have been uh what do y'all think
33 a Lapua or DVL. What are y'all thinking here?
Or we go in XLR.
MXLR. Okay.
Let's do it.
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
when's Tim gonna come and play I would be honest bro I think I think Tim's I
think Tim's done I think I think we lost him I think we lost him it was a good
time whenever he was playing and chilling and enjoying it I think Tim
just I think it really boils down to just people are different everybody
enjoys games and different types of games and I just don't think that
this is a game that Tim really enjoyed because there's just so much going on you know like
like the amount of bullshit that's happening and like trying to
and how punishing it is whenever like you slip up mentally for a half a second you're just dead like
you know he has that acdc bro he needs that constant action which i get it you had fun though
I'm just going to rip this scope off.
What's the best way to look at it? Is it dot ME?
What's the easiest way to look at this ammo?
What do I got to type in?
Just 308?
Cool.
Ah, fuck it. I'm just going to bring it on out by some more.
All right, cool, and we're ready.
Shout out to my helmet for saving my life.
And then we're going to shed this backpack just so we're a little bit thinner while we're
running around. Nick, you got anything for interchange? Oh, hell yeah.
Bro, I got I do. I have to go interchange for every map. Yeah. Let's do it. I need two
more kills on interchange. Perfect.
Traitor's tasks. We go here.
Tasks by map interchange where we are. Okay, I don't have anything for interchange
specifically, but I do have like things for any location, you know what I mean?
Look at the bottom half, the any location one, there's going to, you'll probably
have a couple of them where like you have to store something on interchange and
another map.
Just go up to the top and under the search bar, type in interchange and it
will show you under any location what you need there.
Yeah.
What do you have under that?
informed means armed install Wi-Fi camera to watch the song outside of Kibba install a Wi-Fi camera to watch Kibba arm store
Yeah, we can do that bring that
We're gonna bring that you want me to bring it. Yeah bring the Wi-Fi camera
It's gonna be at the it should be in your stash just searching in your stash Wi-Fi
And if it doesn't pop up you can get one from mechanic
Nope, don't have one go to mechanic
Wi-Fi camera you can do that yes sir
I can't buy it. I'm not I'll buy you one. I'll buy you one
All right, what else you got let me go back interchange
Okay, I got so that one and this one I have the limited PMC operatives with an MP5 SD on woods
crowd.
I think that's what you're doing.
Is it?
No, I'm doing this time.
Woods Ground Zero interchanger custom.
So kill five with.
Basically five.
Yeah.
I can bring you some say you don't have one.
You want me to make you one?
I got really good ammo too.
You'll cut through motherfuckers.
I'm down.
All right.
I'm going to put this gun away.
Put it away.
Okay.
A little MP5?
Okay.
A little MP5.
You know, this is the one thing I do like about, uh, the questing is, is that it makes
you use these different guns.
And typically it kind of fucking sucks until you have good ammo and then you're just,
I mean, MP5 is, it's a laser beam, bro.
I think you're gonna like it.
Do I like using different guns and I let has to have a silencer or something is what chest is yeah. Yeah, I got it
Yeah, like
You are gonna have to use a hollow on this bitch. That's fine. It's fine. Yeah
How do I
Check give me a food that's good drop down arrow
Oh, perfect peas.
And then herring.
Oh, yeah.
You're going to cook with this bastard.
Is that how much I think it is?
Oh, 280k.
Why is that so much money, bro?
Where's some other good foods, Hutch?
I got herring and green peas.
Duck patte?
Sure, whatever's the cheapest.
Cheapest
You spent how much 500k 500,000 did you
you get golden crusted fucking food.
No, but I got four cans of peas.
I got eight cans of herring and about eight cans of paté. Hey, you know what?
Fucking bro, you're going to have to eat it anyways.
You don't got to worry about it for a while. Fuck it. Fuck it. We ball.
We're all make millions.
Oh, you're supposed to loot for food on scavrons.
We'll think about scavrons jazz. I can't get out after I get in.
Yeah, he blows up the landmines dumbass.
I'm not supposed to know where it is if I don't know what I'm looking for.
Yeah, Valet.
Tells me, don't go that way.
What way?
I'm a fucking compass that way.
I'm on it, man.
That's what you fucking talking about.
I'm a fucking compass that way.
Yeah.
I'm on it, man.
Which way you fucking talking about?
Ready to go.
Ready to go.
All right, Dan, I'm bringing you absolutely fries.
You can shoot them in the face or the legs.
Doesn't matter.
make sure you hit in the same spot and I'll kill him quick yeah oh so it like it like tears it
tears him apart when it hits him up it tears my part yeah the only thing you don't want to do
it's a it's a very high flesh but the only thing and well it's very high pin it's it's evenly
distributed between pin and flesh the only thing you don't want to do is is you don't want to just
shoot him center mass you want to either go for a headshot or you want to go for like
straight legs and you'll kill them really, really quick.
Did you turn the quest in?
You turned them all in?
No, I didn't turn them all in, but it's okay, there was one, there's one in turn, just,
just one.
Alrighty.
Just don't die, don't matter.
Yo, is that me?
What the fuck is that?
Is that me as the...
...Dak Prescott?
What the hell is going on?
Jesus.
Fat Prescott.
They shut up!
Damn it!
Yo, slow love contend!
Mudley, Psyglock, Fish, Farm, Sion, Pocket Gaming and D.W., thank y'all for the subs.
D.Vex, Spartan, thank you so much for the five gifted, baby.
I appreciate you, bro.
Hutch, ATK, Preston, shut up.
YouTube, light the street.
Have you ever passed up a taco on a Tuesday? It sure looks like you haven't okay
All right
You like the new subalerts, thank you. Thank you. Thank you
We've we've got to see what the 50 is the hundred is pretty fucking awesome
The hundred one is pretty cool. That's my favorite one for sure
We'll see you at some point, but it's awesome
I think you guys will like it a lot actually well no I can't spoil it I
can't spoil it I can't spoil it I can't spoil it snack Prescott Jesus
I
All right, we got potential people gonna be coming from our left here. What did you give the gun? Oh shit. Yeah, hey, go
Always gonna feel bad asking you, you know
Thank you. I don't have to throw these bullets like darts
For a check I got a side brick. Let's get inside
Pack in the mail it's gone just on the deal of my own
Scav scav scav scav scav scav scav
All right, we should be first one up here. There's a little just a scav keep moving hot hot hot hot
Oh, baby, what's hot? Now if we see killer, bro, it's all on you shoot the fucking legs
This guy we're good another scab
I don't know how that's a mess
He did nice, I'm gonna run in and I'm gonna get on top of this little uh, there's a little spot up here
Get on top of you. Hey
I'd search all these all these shelves for sure
PCV
Like a fucking waterbed
That's a violation
We have a little left
Sounds like a scam it is
We'll let him pass
Thank you, honey
Is it chicken broccoli cheese?
I
Try to let the scabs de-aggrom it
But I'm gonna lay down right here. I'm gonna eat a little bit food. You let me know what to pop up
This scab one tabs me from this form gonna be very upset like a tiger
you ever had these hushed a little chicken with the cheesy broccoli inside?
I haven't had that. I love cheese broccoli though
KC thank you so much for the hundred gifted man let's go up top let's go up
top KC thank you so much for the love bro thank you thank you thank you I think
it got cut off at the end there no I appreciate you man WKC in the chat
thank you so much for the love bro absolute animal today man you like the
new alerts hell yeah dude hell yeah I'm glad y'all like them
in real races up in here on this Tuesday morning yeah there's a lot of
Racism going down
Why don't we all just fucking keep friends chat hold on now
See why does zip up when I leave man like who's sipping it up a fucking ghost
You are I think no I'm not okay. See if you love again. Well you are you know like but you are
Oh my bad you shooting that scab bitch pussy
hold on now but you do some son I mean bitch pussy is like a you out here
practice just standing around drinking water do I call you a fat ass ever yes
all the time all the time oh dude you guys see where this guy's hanging hanging
around. Yeah, damn man. Damn it, Steve. Where you at? Come take a look at this. Okay,
drink a milk out the boat. Take a look at it. Let me take a look. Let me take a
And take a look at this
This camera we gotta go place it right down below
That's a player that's a player oh
Right across in the other room. Don't run bitch pussy. Don't look
Sorry boss, I'm just as stupid as they come.
If I get head shot at, I'm gonna be pissed at you son.
Where's he, close left?
No, he's inside of this room.
He looked at me.
He's over there.
He looking now.
Trying to get an angle on him.
Yeah, if he gonna see me, probably gonna kill me, yeah.
Fuck them up, fuck them up.
Yeah, I'm waiting.
Dropped him.
Beautiful, baby, yeah!
Little one-two putts!
You're...
I'm hearing more, I'm hearing something, uh...
Uh, this guy's around me. I should've counted. Yes, it did.
Yes, it did, yes, it did.
Didn't hit him? Yes, the fight, he...
He said, uh...
Oh, you definitely heard him. And he turned towards you and gave me a free kill.
Are you... are you by subway? Is that you coming with me?
Yeah, me running. I'm jumping now.
What the fuck?
Yeah, what level is he? Level 3?
I'm just asking because...
Yeah, he's for sure a Timmy.
What's his level? What's his level?
Can't be helped.
The dog tag you grabbed.
Oh, level three.
Yeah, I told you, bro.
Ha ha ha.
I'm a lead with the no way.
God, damn it.
He did.
This guy's got.
Oh, Dr. Luke.
Grab that.
Does that sell for good money?
God, it's purple.
Water filter.
That is literally his first raid.
Yeah, it is.
That's rough.
That's a reason that's rough.
That's rough.
Hey, fuck him.
I need one more sniper kill.
We're all in this job.
It was hot out here for a pimp.
It is hot.
It's so hot.
We just got to get that money for the rent.
For the rent.
Get paid.
Excuse me.
Because I said, motherfucker, you know it was hot out here
for what?
Oh, it ain't 5-5, though.
Hold on a while, Terry.
I'm going to take it, and I'm going to take it real good.
Oh
You got that here
Hey here oh
That's killer that's killer that's killer stand up. Nick. You gotta stand up
Back it up Terry back it up. God damn man. I'm native
He's swinging
Hit them once we got to back it up keep back it up keep back it up
Make sure you shoot him in his fucking legs. Whatever you get a chance to do a little bit a little bit. Let me hear real quick healing
You love you love you love healing here. Yeah, I'm good boss. I'm good boss
You might have ran how are you alive, bro?
Oh boy that's him that's him running up staircase to the right careful back it up
Yep, he's coming
He's about to be up on us let me get that peak all right you want to take it
I'm gonna throw a nade at him and he's gonna run, okay?
Whenever he starts running towards us, I'm nading him.
No, you keep going out, you keep going out.
You got him!
You killed him with the nade!
Oh my gosh!
Please go!
Hooray!
Yo, hey, absorb him!
I'm going to kill you with a kill.
I'm going to kill you with a kill.
Nice bro, I cannot dude, you gotta somebody clip what I was watching.
You are just laying down eating rounds for breath.
So I shouldn't be killing that guy right there?
That guy is like, if he catches you and you're exchanging bullets you would have died 100%.
Alright, we're gonna drop the armor, we're gonna throw this armor on, we're gonna fucking, hold on now, we're gonna make a little bit of room right here, and we're gonna put this helmet there, and I'm gonna put his helmet on, I can't put his helmet on.
No, you don't want to put his helmet on, just want to keep your helmet on, put his helmet in your back, that's a quest item as well?
Okay.
So you want to keep that until you get the quest turned out?
Yes Captain.
out here for a pill. What about his gun, Chad? Is it better than the M41 carbine, the RPK?
Yes, for sure. Drop the Timmy gun and grab his, no doubt.
Okay. I hear something, by the way. I don't know if you hear what I hear. I don't.
up on me. You'll hear that? You sure? Oh, I hear it. It might be a player. No, it's
a scav. You're good. There's a mag on the ground. Chas has a wide drop. They don't know that
I'm fucking stupid.
It'll lap.
It'll lap.
All right, we should go ahead and make our leave out of here.
Oh, no space for the RPK drum.
Make space, unload it, and then drop the RPK drum
and grab what you dropped before.
Can't pick it up.
No space, it's saying.
But there's plenty of space.
2x2, it's a 2x2?
Oh, that ain't good.
Okay.
Damn.
Shall I unload that ammo?
Yeah, unload it.
Unload it.
Unload it.
Unload it.
Fuck the mag.
All we care about is the ammo.
I think it's just got it's a it's a hundred mag so
yeah we'll take a little bit we got time
Where did it on low two?
Are you good?
Yeah, I'm alright.
So we don't need the mag, we just need the ammo hutch?
You need the 60 rounders but not the 100 rounders.
the hundred rounder. The 60 rounders is for your ice cream quest. Should have a yellow check mark on them.
Where is this extract that chat for the plans on them?
Where is that extra?
Yeah, ready to go ready to roll baby, ready to roll. You can be the Wi-Fi camera another run
Wait man like what do you need to be good at this game you think you got to be smart
I'd say more along the lines of less of smart more of like just memory because
like it's not what at its core there's just certain bullets that are good
certain bullets that are bad and you have to memorize what bullets are good
what bullets are bad for what guns and then like whenever like let's say you're
even making a gun, there is grips and stocks and, you know, different things that you can
put on a gun.
You're like, okay, I want to reduce recoil.
I need this, this, and this.
And it's pretty much consistent across all platforms of firearms.
Like, even, you know, if you're using an M4 or an HK, they have pretty similar parts
that you're going to put on each to reduce recoil, you know?
So just more about understanding the ability to be smart.
Exactly.
Or like let's say you're on a map, you know like I need to push this guy.
If you know how the map works, then you'll be able to be like, okay well I know that
there's a right hand at this corner that I can hold, so I've done it a thousand times.
I'd say this game is more about patience than anything.
Yeah.
Like if you can be patient, you can beat a lot of really good players.
If you are patient, then you got to be really, really good to beat the patient players.
Big streams night in.
Big streams night in.
Oh yeah, this one is a fucking, this is nuts.
That's just extraction shooters, bro.
How about you let Hush lead so you don't get destroyed?
Well, he has a sniper, man.
I'm trying to make sure that he don't get popped.
To be fair, if either one of us were to die,
I'd rather it be me.
Uh, I wouldn't say so now,
because you have a quest on him
that's kind of hell to get out.
So I would just let me run out in front,
and if anyone dies, I'd rather it be me right now.
That kill a helmet is a bitch to get
Did you have a lot of people I've already threw that in though, I should think I
Could be wrong. I think you're wrong
Okay, because you're with your level with your level. I just don't think you'd have gotten that quest yet, but I could be wrong
Nick drop the third bag you needed. Well, that'll happen
We'll see you again. Oh, why did it?
We're going to one of the right we are yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, I don't have the quest yet for killer something so I just keep it my inventory till I get it and that turned in there it is
See that's cool. What's that baby? How's your walk good?
I'm all good
My arms are soft
I
Love you
Yeah, I got him. He took my fucking stomach though, which I'm pissed about
Another one out there
These are what I call raptors
Their scabs is sitting the trees and they just fuck you up as you're trying to leave and I hate them
Because they can fucking shoot you you came to see him
Yeah, and anyone who's over here who might not have been looking at the extract is now staring at it
Waiting to divide my cheeks like that guy. That's a player careful. We just get shot from I
Mean right
Right in front of you in the trash in front of me. Yeah in the grass. That's your left. All right. Let's keep moving
I think that was a player one bullet hits you instantly. It's a player
Player everybody saying it was yeah, yeah, yeah
Just keep moving keep working to that extract my stomach's gone. So my stamina is gonna take a little longer
you out? no i'm waiting for you bro
Oh
It just it took me out
Nice we go we go we get shit, bro. I thought maybe I left and then you die. Oh
Oh, all right.
You sure, brother?
Catch that Nado.
Thank you for the 20 duck gamer coming from Nick's stream.
Reason he asked about IQ is because he picked up
a pillows 100 round mag, emptied it.
Then for some reason,
I've loaded his own MP5 mag,
realized and then reloaded the same MP5 mag,
staring at the chat cause he's a dumb ass.
I'm gonna say that.
That does check out.
Now that makes sense.
That never happened.
Would you call that man a bitch pussy?
Yes, I would.
I call a bitch pussy on your oath.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
armor that's those are level six plates I'm gonna bring you back the armor you
dropped because I grabbed it for you
that armor I would run on like customs or shoreline whenever you're actually
gonna have a bag full of loot that you care about you don't want to die okay
keep the killer armor in mind before we got it yeah and then I'll bring you
this one and then I'd put the helmet bottom right in the stash or just make
Make sure you don't sell it.
Do not sell it.
Got you.
What are you laughing at, bro?
I really put the wrong ammo in, but you should have seen my chat when I put it in, man.
There you go.
I haven't seen him light up like that in a minute.
They were telling me.
I don't know what I'm doing, but I'll be doing that shit.
Yeah, I a lot of chess talking about war dogs. I know you didn't you were like me you didn't enjoy it on day one
But I'd tell you I really enjoyed it on day two day three. I'm happy you did that
I think that you know, there's a world where I could I just I think if you
Put in the time to understand it. I think you'd really like it, but I completely understand why on day one
I mean, I told Chad I was like dude after day one
I literally texted Nick and I was like it's a it's a what's it called battlefield a
Yeah, I was like this ain't for me, but I was like I'm gonna try it again
And dude once I started like running logi runs and like building up areas dude. It got really got a lot of fun
Logi runs. What's a logi run?
Logistic so it's like I started flying this helicopter and I would like supply one of the bases and we would build it
to the point where no one else had a base as large as ours and it would make it to
where the other team weren't just sniping us the entire time from our
spawn because that's what they were doing why they were just I'm gonna try it
again I'm definitely gonna try it again there's no way yeah I mean especially if
you guys are into it so much I'm down to I'm not a little voice but I I just
didn't. Oh, I get it. I didn't either. I should suck on the first day. No doubt. It was asked.
And I was telling chat too, it's like, you know, you've been playing Tarkov for all these years,
bro. I've never, I've never played this. So I think I'm just in a different, I mean,
you love talking. I'm not saying that you, that you don't love it. I'm just saying that like,
I'm getting new experiences here for the first time. So I'm on that, but I kind of just
just wanted to play, you know, this.
Tarkov while you were over there and you're the whole time you're sitting there going
to how is this better than what I'm already playing.
I get it.
Right.
Right.
I completely get it.
Tarkov does that to Agupa.
I'm trying to say, man.
What did I do, bro?
Did I load this on the RPK?
Did you keep that camera by the way you still have it right yeah, I have it. Yeah. All right, cool. I put that one in the stash
I'm gonna bring you a different one
I'm not ready. I got it. Let me turn these questions real quick. So I guess we die
You're all good. You're all good. I'm forgetting stuff trying to rush you anyway. So it's my bad. No, you're good
I'm trying to not be that guy that fucking takes forever. No, don't worry about me, man. I'm chillin
I'm just delaying the inevitable sniper miss lose kit bitch complain and repeat
No, what did you knock off some I knock off one right there? I need one more and then we're going to bitch-ass woods
Woods. Oh, baby. Our last run on Woods was you know, say,
very bad for watch that bullet air ban in real time.
It hit me right in the mouth.
Did we just see that in slow motion?
There is nothing worse than seeing that trace around literally
fly towards your face.
It was bad.
Okay. I'm good. I think I was doing good.
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
Yeah.
Unload those 60s and then turn them in for your snow cones quest.
Any time you have to turn in a gun or mags or anything like that, always like if it's
water, use all the water to the one durability and then turn it in.
I don't have that quest yet, bro.
You don't have snow cones?
checkmarks yellow checkmarks okay go to your quest type in snow cones it will tell you who has it and
then go to them again i do unload unload unload and then what do i how do i go to go to your
quest type in snow cones and it will show you who wants you to turn those in
oh it's ice cream cones sorry not snow cones ice cream cones
Yeah, I appreciate you it's the big man so do I got to go to him maybe I gotta go talk
to him no no no you just go to the quest it'll be there.
restrictions can suck by dick. I dude I'm gonna be honest I'm right there with you bro I think that
they should remove the play restrictions. I think the game is so much better whenever you have 15 and
you you can buy shit and everyone else is just taking advantage of you who has the stuff unlocked
with quests. That's like a I think it's the coolest dynamic for the game in general.
that's what I'm saying. That's
off to college. Let's roll.
Let's roll. Proper proper proper
proper proper proper. Well they
have it in place so people can't
just cheat on new accounts and
ruin the market. Check mark on
them and don't do this. But it's
just do so hard for a new player
to get to that level. I mean
Nick has been playing. Yeah.
I'm gonna use your restroom really quick.
Cool.
I can't hardly even get my fucking headphones
out of my ears.
Jeez.
you
I'm going to put it in the fridge for a while.
yeah
say
say
I could take a
more
out of there
shit
I had to take a shit
where are you
you took a poop that fast
Real quick, bro, big shitter real quick real quick. Lost the end. Oh, I keep homo
Was it big? Was it a big poop or a little poop? Oh, bro. It's fucking massive. She was curler. I just comes flying right out
Here for you, bro. All right, it's rock. Oh, I don't got no fucking good day
May I remind you that you still got like a little bit of poop
I'm going to stop it. Stop it. No, I know how to wipe my ass. That's what I have been doing it for years now.
If I put poop on your arm, you wouldn't wipe it with toilet paper. You would clean it.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Am I that bitch?
I know I'm getting you for Christmas.
I have your friend over.
That's two of them.
Oh, that's what they're called.
Oh, it does.
Get you a washlet.
You know you're going to love me forever.
Oh, man.
No, I got beef with the days, bro.
Ever since that fucking, ever since that sniper
hit me with a headshot, I'm going to be real.
I'm just trying to flush.
Just trying to flush.
And the next thing you know, bro, it's a fucking headshot.
Now everybody's question marking me. Listen, long story short, I was at Timmy's, I went to flush the toilet, I didn't know how to flush it, the fucking bidet had 37 buttons, so I pressed them until something happened, one of them started shining lights like I was at a rave festival, and then the next one started making the water rotate counterclockwise, and then all of a sudden
Big one is crazy. I clicked one it started playing Bruno Mars. It was nuts and then I got sniped
Press the wrong button I
Catch a grenade for you. I'm holding this angle, bro. I'm hoping I get
catch up the day for you.
All that timing was crazy.
No, I think Timmy's done.
Yeah, I think Timmy's done with Tark.
I think that scav run did a man.
Son of a bitch.
Someone turned on the power
We can go up if you want might be the might be the move here
Why is that alarm going on bro? Did you someone turned on the power? Oh?
Are you gonna say that still what is that you look at you?
That's a crazy little ignorant. Yeah, I look over everybody come in. Yeah
Let's go up
Definitely worth looting or looking around in here, there can be graphics cards on these
shelves.
You see that key and came in pills kit. Oh, yeah, yeah those guys are legends. I love them
Jamar
I
Josh Brian BYU
Kansas City State University
Like a dolphin that's how it's trying to do I can't do it
By you say Mary
Go Tide go Tide
Yeah, yeah.
Jets, Jets, various Jackson.
So many girls, man.
Dan Adams.
Stanford.
Man, I wonder why you like going here, bro.
Damn.
I mean, I would fucking rip that shit up right there, bro.
two of them too I wouldn't even order one.
We're talking about...
Do I hear a fl- who's that?
Two scouts are out there.
Who's who?
What'd you hear?
Is that you who just dropped?
Yes.
What happened?
We're playing games, bro. They're playing fucking games.
Wait, what?
There's an arcade machine man. I'm thinking they're shooting fucking flares in the distance
There's people inside of this this resort in the small a couple shots
Where are you at each of the left yeah, I went down past the hot dogs and steak in the bag of chips
I'm on the left side
You said all my favorite things
dude, I
Would do some really fucked up things for a chili cheese dog
It could have been killer no no no army down down in down in looking
Dead nice, that's it. That's a fucking PMC
Probably
They're sure dead
Yeah, oh wait a second that's actually a huge kill big dog level 41
I appreciate you. Hold on. I
might need to swap the rig.
Yo, Dirk, thank you for the five
months, man. Yeah, I got you.
He's a good backpack, bro.
He's a good backpack, I think, bro.
You can say what I'm using. Yeah.
He's doing shooter porn as well.
The thing you're doing?
Mm-hmm. Here's an 18 out of
18. Oh my God.
I'm taking all this
Kill us here
There's nowhere for me to go. I'm good careful, bro
I'm trying to heal
He's running careful.
I hit him a lot.
Yeah, I'm bouncing it.
We're right back down.
Hold on, wait, wait, don't, don't, don't push.
I'm not, I'm not.
I'm going to keep the food in the scout.
Okay guys, I really need this stuff.
Yeah.
Although I don't really know how to do it anything. I just want to get a longer angle on him. I have nature
No, I can't
This is where it's going to be hard.
He's coming back up staircase now.
He's pushing you.
Shoot him if you can.
I've laid him up with a whole map of you.
him again. He ran back down there. He's so weak. It's insane.
How weak is he? Is that your name? No.
What's your name? Yeah, he's pushing me.
You okay? Yeah. I'm not okay anymore.
I
Keep tank three head east. I mean it's just not much I can do bro. I'm dead
I'm sorry, bro. I got couldn't get through the wall on you. You're all good
That's why I don't like using that gun
It's just it's so it's so bad in that situation on this map like I'm just shooting him in the face
He's just he's just taking it
Yeah, I feel like the Emmy bullets are just not good literally at all
Yeah, that's the thing, the DVL kills there, instantly kills I think.
I
Nick is fine. I mean guys you guys gotta remember dude he he's brand new man. He's trying
Well, I had the movie, he literally unpinned a grenade in front of us, like we had no
choice other than to do what we did.
well he has pvp in his is it be five we'll be able to shred killer
I'll just use your MP5 and rip his legs off, shoot the same leg over and over and over
again. You'll kill him.
To your right last scene. Yeah. To your right and then another right and he's
around that wall. So I'd push up on that wall. Typically whenever it's you're
find a boss like this you want to be as close as possible this spot I have right here is
fucking awesome like he's people's options checks I don't know why he's like super ignoring
me though you know what I mean yeah that sounds like players or scabs you can also
will always donate and check see where he's at
I don't know how he still loot this guy, bro.
Bro, I just shot him three times in his head and he tanked all three and then killed me.
Like, literally, he was unpinning a grenade and I shot him three times.
Oh my god bro it's just like I can't I am I'm such a loose like I can't I can't
Kills and entries angles on this game. I just feel like a fucking
All the words I'm thinking of in my head are bad words
No slurs, it's not Saturday. No slurs. It's not Saturday. Of course
Where's your shit, where's your shit, I'm gonna go get you shit
On the other side of the store so like if you're looking towards that right to your like front left
It's on the other side
But killer should still be there
Well, I don't hear him at all so I don't know about that. There's a chance he bled out I
I'm telling you dude if you look back at what I couldn't believe he was still alive and then when you went to push him
I couldn't believe it. It was you it was even a
I'm sorry the guy just takes I guess literally any other gun I kill him that just my enemy couldn't pin his face of course
Oh another native you have one right around that corner just so right right there in front of you. Yep
Right off maybe you're right
We died
That's just me.
All right, can you coach me up on this one?
Cause I got some good stuff,
but you got some crazy stuff.
So let me look.
Well, my armor is already soft.
Backpack is back over there.
So I can take your backpack
and I can take it.
I can take anything else you want.
I would say the only thing that I'd say,
All right, go ahead and right click the TV 110 rig.
No, if you don't even need that gun,
just take the scope off of my gun, leave everything else.
Scope, the ring mount.
What's that?
The F scope.
Just worry about the scope.
Yeah, the NF3, 30mm is what you want to take.
You just control left click that.
You should probably take the GF Mod 3 as well.
The grip.
It's a good grip, you just.
Open it up drop those and like the inspect and drop the plates out of it
Yeah drop both those so you don't know you want to drop them I did yes
Okay, cool. Now take the Bastion put the Bastion in one of the four slots take that
But the headphones are one of the four slots and then wear my face mask
so
Just drag the helmet down inside of the TV 110
the headphones and then put the face mask on your face and I'll drag that into your
bag and you're good and leave that body. I have the audio bug so I'm just literally
it sounds like a washing machine is going on. I'm just gonna leave this
There we go. I'm just gonna watch it. I'll be a little bit delayed
I dry my shot, baby. I don't want to help a food. No water
Oh, don't don't run or what supporting this chupiness
Check the scabs. Maybe the scabs will have food on them scabs you go. I had food. I had food on my bag
I didn't go to your bag and eat it. Yeah, I just make sure I'm not gonna like die or something. No, no, no
I got like
Five for ten minutes, and you can just heal through it. So you're good
The only time you really need to worry is if you're zero food zero water. That's what really could your ass
I'm just going to load that TV 110 up with all that shit, drag everything that can be
dragged over inside of the TV 110.
That's all it is really.
I don't have a lot of space.
Let's find yourself space in the bag itself once the TV 110 is all loaded up load up
the rest of your bag.
I just can't bring the PSU, but that's huge. I mean, uh, scroll up. You can drag the HDD
drive and all of the one slaughters up into your rig and then put the PSU and the force
slot in your backpack.
You can drop that bandage as well. That military bandage, the green one in your bag. You can
drop that shit. You can drop the matches. You don't care about
that. Okay, cool. Go ahead and hit zero or oh and let's see
your extracts.
00. Oh, oh,
Emmercom power station, scab camp and egg this. Alright, so
we're going to the opposite side of where we extracted last
time. So you're gonna take a right, you're gonna head
towards that staircase.
Which one like the all the way across where we came from where we came from not
Yeah
Now you don't really want to walk down this lane because this is like Sniper heaven
So you want to go to like the right and walk through the stores just stay on the right side of that wall all the way down
All righty
So once you get all the way down this you have two choices
We can go down the metal staircase, which is gonna be faster where you can play it safe and
Pass the metal staircase and go down like a regular staircase. It's probably the safer option
Metal you might just die once you hit to the bottom. Why am I still healing though?
The fuck is going on?
You just hit left and right mouse and it'll finish. It's just topping off little one HBs
I heard the fuck up. You know what I mean?
I don't know where Kella went what the fuck
I'm telling you I think he bled out bro. I might be I'm not at all. What the fuck do I know?
But I'm sure I'm alive man. Nope. I'm all good
No
I'll take one of those down here
No, you can but I'd go. Yeah, you're already going down. Good. Look once you go down there, you're going to take a right and go to the far back left side of that area.
I'll take one of those little shakes, yogurt shakes. Yeah. Strawberry. Thank you baby.
I don't know. far back left
corner. Oh, and DC. I've been
in.
Something's over here. No
little Japanese drink. No, no
Japanese drinks today. Right
here. Not sure we want to go
deep left. Deep left. Deep
Okay
You taught me something new today, I didn't I didn't know about that
Like how heavy I am as long as I'm walking it's going up and we're good. Yeah, that's it and and sometimes like
For example like the TV 110 whenever you lose somebody you always want to check their plates
And if they had level four plates, you don't give a fuck about level four plates
You can just drop those and use their rig as storage like you're using mine
Anything below the repair of 30 durability. You don't keep even if it's level six
No, you were going the right way and just go through this and be doors to your right a little little delay
I think I think I know where I'm going now to out and down the ramp right and then there it is
Yes, sir us back left. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, the most like literally bro
Like when you're looting a body the most important things are the gun the ammo in the gun
So like what's in the mags?
We're shh, yep.
Yep, it's a player.
A player.
Dead.
Nice little player, Scav, that a boy.
Yes, sir.
I just passed him up.
This is a highly camped area.
I
Really like this MP5 you build me bro. This thing's awesome. That's some good
I could build that super cheap and the ammo I can buy it on repeat
So anytime you want to rock that you just let me know it's literally like that whole build that you're using is like 80k
It's nothing
That's way cheaper than the fucking things you've been giving me. 500k 800k. It's the scopes, huh? The scopes are crazy money
That's all it is
No scopes. Thank you
Well, yeah, I mean the good thing about those are like the scopes that you like to run by themselves, bro
Or like a hundred and forty k
Said that by itself is the cost of the gun to use
And that's what's expensive and the ammo majority of the time is really expensive as well
Oh, baby. I saw I'm good. Thanks. You coach appreciate it early. Absolutely
sir
Okay, I wouldn't I wouldn't have been able to get out the back left of the store the way you got to be but as soon as you got
Me to back left. I knew where the extraction was but then again, like I don't know the name of it
So I got a hammer calm remember railway railway train tracks, right?
Right?
That's the other side of the map.
Amricom, Superstore.
That's the one.
Anytime you go to those extracts,
you always just wanna get to, like,
you just leave the exact same way every single time.
And it gets easier and easier and easier.
It's cold, bro.
Nice job, bro.
Okay, I bring your stuff this time.
Let's go.
Yeah.
So all I need from you is gonna be,
I'll take helmet, headphones, and the scope,
because I'm gonna use a different gun.
Okay.
What about the, you want the rig too, right?
You want the rig?
No, keep rig.
If you brought me the rig, I'd have to bring,
oh, I can bring plates and throw them in there.
Yeah, bring plates, bring plates.
Okay, sounds good, I'll do that.
It's just as easy, because I already have
all three of those things in the rig,
so I can just bring it.
Yep, sounds good.
Oh, not to get lucky.
I got your helmet, just to be clear,
I got your helmet, I got your headphones,
I had your rig and I have your full scope and the ring.
Sick.
Perfect.
OK.
I'll bring you stuff.
I got you stuff, boss.
Yeah, I'm so excited.
I finally need bringing you stuff.
Now you're bringing me stuff.
No, please let me, please let me.
This is great.
How new?
Wow.
It is, it is.
Oh, for once I'm using an actual sniper with ammo that can kill Killa in one bullet and doesn't get tanked for three shots
I like so on this quest
That's the only gun that you can use that really isn't like a true bolt action
And it's good against players, but the problem is the ammo just doesn't pin
face masks like killer face shields or to kill a face mask or
Alton so
You know, it's just it's not good. It's not good
So I don't need paracord on this map that's for the other maps when we're doing like special extracts or something. Yep
Okay, yeah, which I'd say to replace that with the camera
Exactly on the okay. Yep. The only time you need paracord is on reserve, which is like you legitimately
reserve is one of those maps man where you
legitimately cannot play reserve unless you have a paracord and people a child
be like yes you can you can go to D2 which is a long tunnel in pitch darkness
that people will camp for literally the entire raid to kill you or you can go to
an extract where you don't have a backpack or you can hit a button and
then run across the entire map to a bunker that the boss can spawn on to
then get out it's just dude it's so terrible it's a great map it's just
terrible extracts. I hear you. Okay, here's the problem with the MP5. I'm
gonna need more ammo. I haven't had any of that ammo, the PPP. That's a high level
ammo. Is it? Fuck me, man. But I can buy it. So it doesn't matter. Alright. And I
have like, whenever you get to the point where you unlock these quests and you
get this ammo, you buy this ammo on repeat. So I have almost 1000 rounds of
I'm just sitting there. Yeah. Yeah, bro. That was so good for me because that guy that we killed had a full grizzly just out of his
There it is. For some reason. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll take that. Thank you so much, brother. Thank you so much, brother.
And may God forever be with you. Thank you so much.
Wait, you want your cover too? Your cover?
Face mask yeah, I'll take face mask sure I got face mask. I got your helmet. Okay, cool
Boom boom boom everybody see you say well
Well
Chaser anything I forget to do oh stash the grizzly at nice man good times
I
Making money we're making money today man
Fuck yeah crazy bro if you just string together some good raise with some kills
It's like you make so much money you can pay for an entire day with two good runs
And that's what I love about Tarkov like you can literally get butt fucked for five hours
have one raid where you find like a let X on a graphics card and fill your bag full of a bunch of celibals and then you're back
It's done. Yeah
Especially when you once we get these quests on bro like when we go to woods and we get your woods quest done
And you can start buying ammo and buying armor and other bullshit
You'll find yourself looking for specific items and whenever you find them
Like that just saved me 60k because I would have to buy those and then barter them that makes sense. Yeah
Yeah, he's right. Thank you a couple rates, and it's just it turns it the whole day
You're just so in the green like killing that guy and getting out with that fucking the Grizzly the oh my god, man
Well
Thank you, look you up and down one more time and if I cannot be with you
Yo, I thank you for the gifted man brooklyn thinking for the two months later thinking for the 67
I hope you do well good morning less than three yo scrub. Yeah, we did a little revamp. I hope you enjoy it man
I hope you like it colossus. Thank you for the 11 months grand thing about 35 vex crypto and nicholas. Thank you
All right boys, let's have another good read, try not to shoot kill in the face three times
and die.
It's a good plan ain't it
Pick up your mask be daddy and then drop that that animal your
I
Is a way better way to do it oh my god, I'm not dropping that ammo in this tunnel grass. You never see it again, sir
I dropped that ammo in this grass
All right, take you to the dick let's go and I gotta pack this mag unfortunately brother. I can't lie
You're all good when it gets bought to I can hold this
50 rounds of holy shit.
Damn it.
Just do it while you're looting shit, Louator.
Okay, okay, okay.
That's smart.
Let's go.
That's the, see that's the shit that I need right there, the looting wax.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So like it while you're like opening up bags while we're moving, you'll just throw
a couple regs, you know?
Yeah.
You don't typically use like all like the really good players, they typically like
even Trey, the guy who I told you is like my, the guy I look at is like, okay,
this guy is fucking next level.
He'll go into a raid with literally two mags.
Cause he knows that he'll kill one guy with one mag minimum,
or even less than one mag.
That's players to our left.
And then while he's fighting, while he's-
I gotta get your gym, bro.
I gotta go to that gym that you have, your hideout.
Sorry.
I'll build it after this.
But like while he's fighting,
he'll like load mags and down times.
Just so if he dies, he loses the least amount of ammo.
That's awesome
Might be a guy who pops out here front left of us to be ready for it
Get that kill baby one more. Yeah, literally one more we go to woods
Just just beat me a little bit like I'll go play I play in the front as much as I can if I know we're right
I know we're right right now, so I'm chilling
Yeah, I'll I'll get it in time. I don't want you to die for it
Typically when it comes to his kill plus like this strategy would do I now I got an MP5 so
You know, it's a little bit easier to keep keep up the cash, you know
Yeah
Yeah, I mean dude that's summit one G's favorite way to play this game
He goes in with like cheap gone good ammo and makes as much money as possible
possible.
There come to come towards me. Come back here. I'll need to
push. Just a second. Just want to see. Listen for audio.
Fuck yeah. He's growing up. He's growing up chat. I got that
little eotech on here, but I'll come back. Where are we
We're gonna go up this staircase.
Why do you say something's government-bamber-tagged?
You did call him 1G.
7-1G?
7-1.
Hit it one time?
I always call him Jared and people don't know who I'm talking about.
Yeah, don't nobody call him Jared, but you.
That's a scav-o.
Looking pretty uncanny today, Mr. Hutch.
Oh, thank you!
Alright, we're gonna crab. We're gonna crab.
Oh, okay.
That's another thing you got to break the habit of.
Like, let's say we hear somebody and you want to get to an angle.
Don't sprint to that angle.
You've just told him exactly where you're gonna be peeking him from.
Always walk to it.
Yeah, I'm you really I've definitely been improving on like the speed of my feet like it will maybe in the beginning last week
I was doing that thing when I stopped spreading. I just you know, yeah
I'm still I'm still about
I'm like I'm looking enhanced by
You're like a you're a deadly button
Like right there. There's no sense to run zero and what you're doing right now
Now, worst thing you could be doing.
We have a bunch of angles to our left.
We have people who could be back at tech
looting behind these shelves.
It's just, everyone just heard that,
is probably looking now.
Like I said, I'm gonna get better.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
See that, just nice little cruise.
There's some nice cruise control.
Let's grab this loot in here if you want you can loot that lower tech area that we
there's a dead player in there two dead players using my ears there's a guy
mating at me I don't know where from two dead players beefy beefy bastards I think
he's probably going to be across from us or in the building to our left.
Top pks if you haven't already.
I heard something left.
I heard something like either a scav or like in that room.
I'm going to work for a left, bro.
Okay.
People are behind us as well.
There's a guy behind us as well. I missed.
Are you going to come in here or are you going to hold that?
I have to hold this.
Careful.
This guy's close.
We're sandwiched right now.
He's creeping in here.
Yeah, I'll make noise so he looks towards me.
There's a lot of players around us right now.
Alright, nice and easy, nice and easy.
You?
Yeah, me.
You? Yeah, me.
Okay.
Scared behind?
that you move it yeah
hey these guys are not looted so this guy killed them and went back to heal
somewhere really that's that's fucking awesome we've got this guy good morning
you beautiful frizz
I'm gonna walk back to you. I cleared this room in front. Oh, that's clear. This room
that I'm in. Yeah. Yeah. Is that you? I'm on wood. I'm on wood. I'll come to you. Yeah.
You can very much be above us as well on that glass ring all the way up.
Where are the bodies?
They're in purple right there, the purple name.
They're in the place where I was just in with the wood.
Yeah.
Right here.
In that place.
I think these are scabs that are walking up right now.
Yeah, those are scabs going to loot those bodies out
Yeah
What's that
That down lane something scootin
I dropped and I really want to know if these guys left or not it kind of seems like they
left or maybe they just backed up the other way.
shit. Yeah they could have.
Now you and your scab come into your your left side over there.
Yeah. Well that's just a player.
In front of me.
Dead scab.
I'm shooting I kind of want to I'm elevated turn around look at me up here oh yeah perfect
player where you're running I do not like left where you said we can get shot from upstairs
Oh, is he above?
He might be.
All right, remember he used to come over here.
It did kind of sound like it was not on our floor, you know?
Yeah, they're saying above for sure.
Yeah.
I'm right, too.
I'm going to be honest, guys.
I
Got lane but not the one so I get how the there's those pillars the left side of that lane
I cannot see but the right side I can
Okay
I'm not I'm gonna creep up metal
Those bodies, you can just, you can see it from up top, I think, bro.
Yeah.
Oh, did you just shoot?
No.
That's that's down lane, bro.
The lane you said.
Yeah, something looking.
The sniper out there holding it.
I'm looking.
Oh, we got a lot of Lou here.
We should have played.
Come on. Hey, come on me close to me
Player I think on the right side you got that. Yeah, yeah, I'm looking Lane. I can't hold that left side
But I can hold the far right. That's fine. I'm hearing room. So it's in your right lane right room. Yeah
Yeah, I got it if he crosses off it
He's gonna just cross just crossed ran straight toward you
Are you dead?
Yeah, I'm dead. I don't understand that though.
No way.
What more can I do?
He's really weak.
He's in that room now.
In there.
You can grab my, you can grab my gun, a little crazy, but you try.
I'll see if you have nades, you can throw nades in the back up.
Ch-ch-chaga
Oh my god, it was right there.
That's why I absolutely fucking hate this quest, man, because little shit bags that
are so terrible at the game kill me because I have a fucking bolt action, man.
Yeah, I hate this quest so much.
I cannot stand it.
So huge.
If you hit him in the head right there, man, holy shit, I hate it, bro.
I hate this fucking quest.
I hate it.
I hate it. I hate it.
I hate it.
How do I see what damage I did to him?
Is there a way?
Oh, I'm at the end screen.
No, no, you can't.
I don't it's just the damage on the statistics.
like scabs. Which is also
changed by like scabs. You
shoot and other stuff like
that. Oh, okay. So it's like a
little harder to kind of tell
how much you did to that
specific person. Yeah, I
hate shooter born. I hate
this question so much. Why
I am just 37 to buy not one of those people literally at all like there is not a quest that I
Truly despise as much as I despise shooter born
Like I just do there's nothing about this quest that I enjoy literally
Not a single fucking thing. I absolutely
Hate this quest. I hate it. I hate it. I don't enjoy it. I don't have fun doing it
I don't like snipers. I think sniping is fucking stupid. I hate it. I
Hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I
Hate it, but we must do it. We must do it
We must do it I gotta get this shit finished
I think I'm gonna go razor on this one
It's a such a shit quest dude
What it when annoys me is like I hate I
Hate doing quests and then dying to people like that where it's like do that guy literally never kills me unless I'm doing
Shooterborn and like that that's the shittiest part
Looks like dude I kill that guy ten out of ten times if I don't have a fucking sniper
in my hands.
Ahhhh.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Well, I apologize, boss, this damn shooter born, I got to get it done.
I got to get it done.
Got to get it done.
I literally held that lane and I was expecting him to like maybe
like slowly walk across or something that my dude just sprinted
ran straight over there and just fucking blasted Jeff.
Yeah, I fucked him up, but then I missed.
Kind of like a couple shots towards the end.
I just a tough.
Oh, so fucking bad, man.
Oh my God, I just want to fucking freak out.
It's so annoying.
Yeah, I hear you.
I mean, I had to play man. I'm right where I'm right where I need to be. I'm
Just gonna hit my fucking shots within like I was saying like, you know
Then I got people telling me like you don't want to crab walk everywhere
You want to have some peak your advantage because there's a little like
You know, this is like all other games online. It works like that, too
You definitely want to be the one pushing I see you do that a lot too when you're swinging with flashlights
You want it you want to be the one?
Swinger gets one, you know, yeah
Well, it just, it all, it all depends, like, listen, you, you want to be the one moving
slow, and you want to be the one holding angles at range.
Whenever we're talking about like close up in a fight like that starts to happen where,
you know, the guy's about to swing you, you know exactly where he is, like, yeah,
you can definitely start moving your feet, definitely start getting active.
It's just whenever we're walking through an area where there's a hundred different
angles, no one knows that we are there, we don't know where they are there.
only reason we even crab is so that they don't start crabbing us before us. Does that make sense?
All we want is the audio. That's it. Once we have the audio.
That's not who we know. If we know where they are, that's when we start playing a little
grab. Exactly. Exactly. The literally the only reason is, yeah. You know what I mean?
A hundred percent. And to be fair, to be fair, and Chad saw it too. If you watch that back,
I mean, I played it that way because I had this weird little like
I don't even know what the fuck to call it, but the wall had an opening under so I knew I could shoot him a little bit
Before he can even see me and I did yeah
I had like a like a sheet wall in front of me where I could just see like feet, you know, yeah
I'm so fucking ass. That's all right. Oh
Can you bring me the MP5 again? Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah, sure
I love you appreciate you
We're gonna use that armor is that bad? It's okay. Oh, no. No. Yes. I thought you're talking about the blue armor
I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, it's the regular this is blue. Oh, yeah, hot booty cheeks. Oh
shit
You need armor
How the fuck?
Oh.
Is that four or six?
No, it's good, right?
It's good.
What are you talking about?
Trooper is fine.
Lol. OK, I explained it wrong.
Right.
Damn, dude.
Damn.
Nicky fucking Merck's man.
Trash at a game.
hey better than day one
you know what i'm sayin?
yes daddy
ohhh shit
shit shit shit
yeah plus it
got a grizzle
and the server
All I need I see gun ammo. I'm good at work. Yeah, got you there
All I need is one more kill on this fucking map
But then I'm just like we can I'm thinking of myself now we can't bro. We we're gonna dial it in that it's it's all yeah
Yeah, I can't get mowed down like that
Maybe you got to do more to try to see the push. I don't know if the angle was great. I mean, I don't know
You think if you swipe them there in the body or some shit and then I get in the fight
I'm sorry. Yeah, sure. Yeah,
I got zero. I have zero bags
left. Yeah, I'll bring you back.
I got a bunch of back. Yeah, I
mean, there's always I mean, I
was rocking him six one. So one
shot that thorax is going to be
red, but like my quest is
specifically to hit people in
the face and I was just
playing for the headshot and I
had an opportunity. I missed
it. They all boils down to you
I had an opportunity to save you.
I didn't save you, then you died, then I died.
So it was just a domino effect from that first miss.
Like, I should have been dead.
Can it be a player or can it be like a bot, like a scout?
No, it has to be.
It's five player headshots with a sniper on every map in the game.
Well, that's exaggeration on half the maps in the game.
Yeah, it's like this quest, Shooterborn, is like a staple.
I'll suck, XD, yeah well your mom is, you know.
Also, whoever that is, I'll bother you, put 100 gifted on the line, go live, meet me in
any math, 10 times, you will not tell me, suck my dick.
Easy to talk shit, I'm literally using a sniper, fuck you.
You're fucking mother.
But anyways, yeah dude, shooter born as always, used to, you'd have to kill people
from 100 meters away as well.
So every map would just have someone sitting on a rooftop or in bushes camping an extract
trying to get their shooter born son.
Yeah, this is a tough one.
I hate it, bro.
I hate this map with 125 meters, whoo.
No, it's a D.C.
Die Coke.
All yours.
Keep back.
Please, somebody run up this ramp.
I'm begging.
I'm begging.
I'm begging you please don't go.
If I wake up tomorrow, would you still be here?
And I don't know!
Baby, please don't go, go, go, go.
So I run away.
If I wake up tomorrow, will you still be here?
You might have the two like most horrible voices 100% when it's 100% but man, we're beautiful together. Amen
Those are the scabbo
You know say senior
I went all the way up, I just jumped in the garage.
Where'd you jump in?
In this garage.
Right here, hello my friend.
Hello.
Oh, you're not safe, you're not safe, you're not safe.
Let's go.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Grenade?
might have been let's just hunt some kills here brown fuck on in that area
follow me might be able maybe we can get like a little crispy third party I can
get a free kill and then I'll literally just run a fucking pistol the rest of
this right and said this bitch ass dvl
take a slow take a slow
not even kidding the moment i get a kill
with this it's a headshot
he's running away
i'm putting the scope in my ass and i'm running a pistol the rest of this run
that's how much i hate these guns
Alright, done questing.
Well, I'm over it.
I'm over it.
I'm fuckin' tired of it.
Fuckin' hate this shit.
There's some guy sitting down line. Skipped in.
Oh, this guy's cheating or he's trying to study.
We have Cowboy. Use the MX Salar.
No, gun sucks ass. I shot kill on the face three times with it. Didn't do anything.
Terrible gun.
Watch how quick he kills neck here.
Jack, remind me to change servers after this game.
I was on a single fire in the moment of truth in the moment of like holy shit we
got to hit a headshot I'm in fucking single fire and I switched to burst
I'm
85 even fucking burst man. Who's
No, we're running into just straight-up fucking snipers. I'm gonna switch servers now
I'm switching servers
Holy shit, those aren't real humans
Yo, bro, oh my god
When your boy gets dropped in front of you like that while talking about how he just
wants to finish a quest I got a group of no life fucking virgins that are just trying
their hardest to get on stream just for a little bit you know.
Disgusting human beings
Yep, that's it for me. I'm probably gonna do this quest off stream. I think that's the only way for me to do it
Oh
I'm muted I didn't know didn't we get a kill we got it today didn't we yeah, you did oh
On the question. Yeah, we got one kill level three first game out the bucket
I can do it.
I can do it.
First, dude, I can't.
Listen, Nick, I cannot sit here and use the bolt action as I'm getting fucking mad by these
absolute shitters in the chat and playing against these people who have no chance of
killing me in any other way other than when I'm sniping.
I just can't.
I can't.
Sure.
I can't do it.
It's like if you're trying to do a challenge in Warzone and then people are letting
You have it while you're using a pistol and you're like fuck this. I'm just gonna use a regular gun. Oh
That's how I'm feeling
Dude that was something else disgusting human beings
Like who do you think you are?
Yeah, yeah, dude. I got a whole fucking platoon of unemployed sitting down lane just waiting for me to walk in
They're probably rotating over saw that we were walking in there and they were just like everyone hold positions hold positions
Amen fire yo, how many how many was that for four players? I think that was a four player
Yeah, they even had somebody in the superstore that was going to probably cut us off if we went the other way
And then he came over and linked back up with his boys just to make sure that they fucked your ass
No, and they did. Oh, yeah, they claim that
Did you do you happen to have another backpack and a little MP5 guy? I'm not bringing you another MP5
That's over. We got to log some wins
We do yeah log some wins. I can bring another backpack though for sure. I have a lot of those. Okay, you got a backpack. Okay, cool
I can put together a gun. I got an M4 bro. I'll just bring that dope I
Would rather eat the last then do this shooter born shit I
Abs like I just don't understand why we can't have alternatives
Do shooter born right or this air we're right there. Oh, it's the last it's literally the last quest I have in Pilka
That's how long I put this off because I hate it so much I
Think you just do it
Bro, I'm in so much pain. I'm in so much. No, we know we can do this bro. We can don't don't be pain. We can do it
I'm in so much pain. No, don't don't hurt. I'm hurting boss. I'm hurt. I could tell you're hurting. It's okay
We couple bad. I'm hurting. I don't want to do it no more boss. I'm tired of this shit
It's so fucking dog shit
Nikita can't hit a fucking scab to save his life, but he makes these quests as aids as possible
And I hate it. I hate it boss
I don't hate it, we're good, we got it.
Ugh, ugh!
Ah, damn it.
Damn it, Steve!
Damn it.
What you did.
I'm using a gun.
I'm using a .33 Lapua.
Maybe that will help.
But I'm telling you this,
if I die one more time,
I'm done.
I can't. I legitimately can't fucking do it.
Why don't we do a scav run?
No, no, no, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Okay, we're crashing out early though.
It's early.
Yeah.
It's 1-1-2.
But here's the thing.
The moment I put this fucking dog shit away, I'm gonna be fine.
It's just the fact that I'm using fucking snipers.
And I'm not a pussy.
So I don't play the game like an absolute bitch.
Okay.
Okay, so we see you're done. Are you are we raging off or we go? No, no, I'm just switching. I'm switching a gun
I'm switching guns. Oh
You just told me to bring the fucking sniper. Yeah, I love that. I didn't know you were doing that fuck. Yeah, let's go, baby
Hydra screen we're gonna go between two maps. Okay, we're gonna be one map or another map
I never stopped to think of you.
Also, um, fresh servers, fresh servers.
Chat FMJ, what are we working with here?
Good till level five.
I'm so good to kill him with a headache
when I bring an MP7 or something because I'll use it I'll crush to the MP7 that's my problem
because I'll sit there and I'll think to myself I don't want to lose this fight and I'll
pull the MP7 out and kill him whenever I need to just try for the sniper bro that's it
I got to try for the sniper as shitty as it is I got to get it done
Yeah, I think Tim is done.
You're good to show screen now.
I
Bet okay
Yeah, I don't know man. It's hard to say. It's a hard question to answer. I don't think anyone
knows what game will be good for a long time like truly and we can predict that
it's gonna be good and we can think and we can think that a game no I don't need
one bro I need kills that's all I care about I'm gonna go and sit in a
location and I'm not moving the entire raid. I mean that like that's how I play.
Let's get in there. To be fair the last time our last raid you were like yo
let's be the third party and then we rolled up on the gang. Yeah that's a
thing bro like that area the way they were holding it it's just it's just
How's it make it doesn't make any sense?
Just doesn't make any sense I go through all the then take your first left try to get to a location quick get right here
What's your wish? I don't know if I have enough strength for this spot. I'm gonna try and get it though
Like in your mind
No, no, no like there's there's spots in the game where you can only get to them if you're strong enough in game
Like there's like jumps you have to hit to get up there
I might have just seen the player walk into lower tech. I don't know for sure though
Okay, I'm on your left. I'm coming
Nice yeah, I'm not strong enough those fucking terrible
I don't think I'm strong enough that fucking blows
I go from oh wait no I think it's like this I'm gonna watch escalators okay I'll let you
Yeah, Chad, do I have to reverse hop that?
No, I'm not going to be able to get up there if it's a max strength up.
See if this spot is still good back here.
I
Look at that back
Man an immense amount of pain
In front maybe yeah, I broke both my legs tell you for now
Oh.
Okay.
Try, is that one in the back better than this or no?
I don't remember.
Oh my gosh, I literally have a splint feels bad
I'm in a mental blender boys. I'm in a mental blender from these shitty deaths
The highs and lows the Tarkov man, there's a couple a couple raids ago
We're just like happy and horny and elated and huge rich
And now we're poor and sad and dumb
It's okay we're gonna fix that when this guy runs in this fucking door right here and
I'm like oh boy that's a player yeah it's a cross okay we literally put up fucking invisible
walls on these now. Okay, never mind. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm just trying to go in spots
that used to exist but now there's, oh, yeah, I'm trying to go in spots that used to exist
but they've put up walls now so you can't get to them sadly. I'm coming to you. That's
sick. Go this guy. Yeah, I'm right behind you now. They got, there's shots on the
I'll just decide to store if you want to start. Yeah, let's go. Let's move it.
I did not get hit right there.
Is that a heavy bleed? It is.
I need you to shrink these calves. I'm really good at them though.
I
Did you see that I just fucking fixed the heavy bleed the right way at a boy's time
I've ever done that. I'll be you understand. This is this is a huge moment elite moments elite moments
They're saying it's learning. I don't know how I feel about it really
whatever you're ready I'm right behind you man no not you I'm sorry fucking
character oh got you
Nice.
Can't see him.
Still can't see him.
Like he's just accidentally doing that?
Okay.
Scared the egg-living slug out of me.
It's so up top learning I'm gonna look for food real quick in this guy
Would you oh, I really I need his hat
There were there were there were there were shots when you were trying to do what you were trying to do
Eric I just don't know where it sounded far in the store the store's open careful in here
There's people down this lane, they're all the way at the other side, with you.
I
Yeah
Yeah, that guy scared fuck
Less than three
I
What is
Gab in the middle I think
Yo Rick thanks so much for the five gifted and the two months. I appreciate you bro. I
I
Want to get to a spot like we go in left or something so we can
Get to a little area that is good. This area feels like shit
That's not the greatest
Heard audio agro love 22 months
On the right.
Scabs.
He's pushing me over here.
I don't need you to shoot this guy.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is he?
That's a...
Scav?
Yeah, it's a scav with a tank helmet.
We got people over here to our left.
Okay.
Where are you I'm to you going towards the middle of the mall in the 10th area
I'm walking back out towards you come with you
Yeah right here yeah come
is that back where we were?
sounds like it
I hear something close, is it?
that's a player all the way up top just crossed I should have shot
there's a scab on glass right here I think
Yeah, there's a player up topside.
Are you? Behind? No. Behind?
I'm here. I just killed you. I'm dead.
I'm fucking pissed, bro.
It's scabs, man.
Oh, dude.
Oh.
I'm grabbing your shit. I'm gonna get out of here.
You're all I love.
I
First time I decided to shot. It's my teammate. Hold on wait. Did you complete this? No, it doesn't work that way. I
wish it did
I'm so pissed dude
I need to stand up I need to stand up and just do a whole I
I need to stand up and just do a whole mental reset like I'm so shocked from this stupid fucking quest
You know the worst part about that is is I knew that they were scabs
I could hear that they were fucking scabs, but I let the fact of the fear that I heard
Convinced me that it was a player and I turned around
And I saw the trooper backpack that I literally dropped Nick and it scared me
And I killed him and I fucking took his life.
Oh, dude, I'm in a fucking blender, bro.
I'm in a full-on mental blender.
Mods ban five people.
I don't care if they said anything.
Just ban them.
Not because anyone's even saying anything bad.
I just it'll make me feel better if we ban five people.
I don't know why.
Just ban five people.
Fuck it. Send them to Timbuktu.
God, I hate this quest, dude.
I fucking hate this quest.
But there is nothing I hate more than what I'm doing right now.
And the more I talk about it, the more angry I get because I'm still doing it.
You know, I literally could have finished the quest.
I turned around to check what that noise was whenever Nick did that.
That was it.
That was the kill.
That's all I needed.
He would have ADS'd me to stop moving.
I would have tapped him.
It would have been done.
Instead I turned around and I killed my teammate.
Unbelievable.
Oh, I TK'd the fuck out of Nick and it was one of those TK's where it's like...
Player scav
Maybe not actually
he walks back you were like they're on us so I just turn around and what I thought
was the enemy I kill it ends up being you and I didn't get the free kill and
it's just I mean the worst of the worst outcome there was two audios just
Sprittin up behind me. I'm my holy fuck are we getting snagged with what the hell's going on?
Yeah
And then the shot comes in
Well, I still need streamer items for this tap of shit anyway, so to be honest
I'm down if you want we can go run quit a couple shorelines or we go to like woods and try and do this there as well
Listen, I want you to listen me grabbing you by your face. I'm bringing you. Yeah
I am having a good time playing today. Okay, you're the one that can help you take us to where you got to go
You do what you want to do. I'm ready to rock. All right. Got you
I just don't have a fucking backpack. No, I'm gonna bring you the entire thing that you just lost
I literally have everything
Whatever you want. I'm there. I'm cool with shoreline. I'm cool with this. I'm cool with
customs
Tim for rubber ducky heard heard and
confirmed
Back, back, back, back. Please make it out. Let's go. I'm walking.
Heard. Confirmed.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Shit.
No, I already have all the traders unlocked.
This is the last quest I need for Kappa, which is like the final quest or the big
who raw from finishing these quests. Basically a larger but whole. This is the last thing I need,
bro. I've done all these quests throughout the week since the game came out, and I just need
to finish this one. And I just lack the ability.
There's that. There's that. I'm taking his ammo, giving him veteran ammo.
Beautiful. Pull this out. M85581. There's that. Unload this. Top it off. Put this here. Unload. Unload.
Put the top AP boom or ready give me a little heavy bleep stopper.
I'm going to live.
Beautiful.
Money.
I'm giving Nick this bag food and water, here it comes.
Good comes good comes actually I think 6am might be better here.
You need heels? I have saloas and shit.
No, we're on good servers. We should be okay now.
Bro. What's up, baby?
What do you want?
What is it?
Nothing, baby.
Just frustrated at this stupid fucking game and the people who made it.
What's up?
No.
Talking to my wife, my wife, my wife, my wife.
I'm sorry, I'm back.
Are you bringing everything?
I got everything off your body in a bag.
what you want about her shit, but that's my dog right there.
No, that sometimes bites sometimes on accident.
Well, yeah, I turned around.
I just a motherfucking thing in you.
Yeah, I mean, I just turned around and just blasted, you know,
and I was so disoriented because I thought I turned around like a full
360, but it was not a full 180, but it was a full 360.
And I just looked at where I was already looking.
You hit that shot though. I
can't lie. You hit that. Yeah.
Yeah. That'll happen. That'll
happen to the best of us. Good
job buddy. Well, I score. Get
in here. Let's do a ship. Get
the raid. Boom. Ready. Throw
back to hell we go.
Oh yeah. You bury him. You
bury him up back. Still got
We do have the gamescom thing today if we did want to watch that I'd be down
What's on the agenda? We got some things that were actually interested or some weird shit. Yeah, I'm not too sure. I'm not too sure
What time is it the games company it's happening right now
Oh, fuck me in the ass
Call me Terry. Yeah, it's happening right now
We're one of the things on the list is Gears of War, E-Day and more.
Maybe we do one more we watch some. Oh, that's the pre-shows on right now. It's not even the show yet.
How long what time does the show start chat?
I just don't know if I I don't know if I have it in me
I don't have to no no I'm down to try we tried I do I do like to see that stuff I
Like watching the game shows even though nine percent of time they're fucking dog
Just nothing but anime titties
I'm running into the into the grass and then to the left do you I gotta I gotta equip all my shit
It's going to see if I can't get these guys who are hopefully going to be crossing.
The game's gone.
That should be in there.
Holy fuck.
What's the last game event that you went to?
Gamescom in Germany.
Oh shit.
What was that?
Uh, two years ago?
Okay.
You have some fun?
Cool.
Well, I was there on a sponsor
So I was there with the rena breakout infinite and I had to do you. That's me. I'm right. That's you
I had to do a couple commercials with landmark and then
And then something else and I mean it's cool, I mean it's definitely some creatures, but
That was cool
All right, mind it
Yeah, one point I saw one dude walking another dude on a leash you actually see that yeah
Look man
Like
I do all my titties and jiggle physics watching hutch downs
Whoever said that count your days count your days
Yeah, I'm perched
This used to get me so many kills and no one comes through here anymore because everybody goes like the new area
What down the lane
Oh, yeah.
Are you running?
Yep.
Coming back towards you.
Okay.
Just a little bit.
I'll play this for a minute.
Very boss.
Yeah, my wife and I, I mean, I might not be built for outside, like genuinely.
Oh, I feel the same way.
You know what I mean?
Like, we're driving around the other day.
This is just the other day.
You want to go up?
You want to go up?
Wait, are you moving?
Yeah, me moving.
We should go up for the other guys, too.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know where you're at, though.
You just the other way.
Wait.
Wait, stop running?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know where you're at though.
You just the other way.
Wait.
Stop running, stop running, you won't believe it, right whenever I move, I think I hear somebody.
Okay.
Yeah, on the staircase.
This big staircase right here?
This scav, of course.
Okay.
Alright, yeah, we should go up big staircase.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah, let's go.
What's your shit down there?
Two scabs?
That's the boss I think it's up there.
No, I don't know.
I'm just going to go up ahead and I'm going to sit in the rafters, all right, so what are
you saying?
I built for outside and what?
Bro, bro, this, uh, the grandma is in the turning lane going right and I need to
get in the turning lane going right so I kind of get in front of her I truly did not cut her off
but I get in front of her and she speeds up yeah it's a little pressure on my back side
I got the kid in the car and wife in the car and I went what the fuck man she's right on my tail
we both turn into the same little place you know coincidentally we're going to the same taco
spot get that she gets out of the car she goes what are you fucking drunk and I'm like
I was drunk and I had to get in the lane the turning lane that you sped up in and she's
like I didn't speed up you cut me off and I go hold on hold on you did speed up and
I may have partially cut you off but it wasn't that bad and you sped up either way I'm
drunk or you're drunk anyway bro in fucking hindsight we go sit down at the taco shop
guess what goes to the bar and gets fucking two drinks by yourself the one that called
You drunk?
SHE'S DRUNK!
RIGHT!
SHE'S PROJECTING!
I was so mad.
Of course.
I'm about to go over there and be like,
Yeah, who's drinking now, grandma?
You know?
You shut up.
No, I didn't want to do it.
Oh no.
You got down there.
Where are you, buddy?
I just killed Killa.
Fuck yeah.
That's huge.
I heard the shot.
Are you far away from me?
I'm coming out.
I'm like in the middle area. Yeah, I know
Kill those shooting at players. Oh, you're all you lay down. Yeah
Just watch like my left that's what I'm scared of
Really, this is just a bad spot entirely, but no, no, you're good from your right. I had your left, too
You're kinda chilling
You scabs. Oh, scabs. Oh, fuck it.
Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course, you little cocksucker.
Well, are you- you don't- you don't want to kill the scab?
No, cause I'm using the ammo that I can't buy.
You shoot this scab in front of me to my right?
Is he on our floor?
Yeah, yeah, on our floor.
Okay.
Nice.
I'm just trying to clear the skies for you, but he's talking to me to do that and...
He just stopped shooting at me.
And the scab directly across from me now in this door.
Okay.
right there across from me
I
You brought that good ammo I'm dead wait what I'm dead. I don't know I got sex in the face
Did you kill me again?
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
Dude.
I literally didn't have no audio from that.
Just take your time.
I don't know.
These guys know.
They're something, man.
I don't know.
Down the way from where Hux was, I mean, down, yeah, she was by where you prone, apparently.
Yeah, I hear him.
What'd you die?
there to your right. Am I right? Yeah, like like 10 feet to the right of that body.
He's gonna be ADS then. I'm just gonna get fucking faxed.
I
He's right to your right so you're not in this you're like over here
Oh, I'm in this I'm in the shop. I don't think like in the entrance to the shop
I'd be in the one in front of that or something. Are you in the next shop over?
Yeah, on the other side of the wall just saying, I thought it was the other side of the pillar
that we're on.
This big pillar.
So like right here?
Yeah.
And he's in that fucking club, man this guy's just gonna push it up off.
He has a killer mask on.
So he looted the boss you killed, right?
Yeah.
25 KD level 50 on fucking almost 2000 hours.
Yeah, I think this is the guy.
This is the guy that killed me too, right?
Yeah.
I'm not saying he's cheating, I'm saying yeah, I'm done with this diaper.
I can't I'm over it.
We will continue another day.
Let me make it real quick.
I'm good.
Well, boss.
Yeah.
go to uh, want to run some shoreline?
Close the little loot runs, change up the vibes a little bit.
Yeah, that is hard, man.
I can't lie.
It's hard.
I'm just, bro, it's just such a shitty quest, man.
And just almost done with it.
You were almost there.
I know it's such a polar opposite of how I play.
Like I just, I, I lack the ability to just sit and wait.
I I can't I just can't do it. I hate it
Yeah, is this going good it looks good. This is the mp5. It's kind of like the one hushers bringing me
Oh, we do have a potential third if you would like to have someone join us
Okay, okay, are we talking?
His name is Lemon.
Lemon.
He is an avid birder.
He is probably, in terms of skill level, he is either one of the best or worst you'll
ever see.
It really just varies depending on the situation.
But he is one of the funniest human beings you will ever play with.
Okay, okay, okay. Would you like to run some trios? I'm down for whatever you want to do, bro. I don't know. I don't know. So I think I think you'll I think you'll enjoy being around him. I really do. Let me see here. Does he have backpacks he can bring me in?
Just tell me. Listen, limit's not someone you ask for things. Limit is someone you tell to bring you things and he goes, All right, sure. He's awesome. I think you'll really like him.
Um, what is happening?
They say I don't know if I can even what do you need
Even just the fact that I'm not having a sniper on me has just it's like a breath of fresh air
I feel like a weights been lifted off my shoulders. No compatible magazines. Okay, so I can't run that I
I don't know what I need brother. Rip doggy. Hey, lie to you. I
Need a gun man. Oh
That's a great idea chat. I'm gonna bring a
shitty sniper and I'm going to convince people who watch my stream to let me kill them
That's how we do it, but it doesn't even matter. I don't need killed on shoreline. So it doesn't help
All right, so what are you sorry? What do you need again apologies? No, you're okay
I'm I don't know I'm figuring out. I'm just trying to find a gun that I can use to make sense
Okay, I think this thing's okay
What is that?
It's an AK's heavy for you
A case but do you want me to bring you in a gun? I can no, no, no, we're not we're
it's bad but I'm not using this side pretty
more so listen we're gonna do nothing but
when now right yeah I'm in that sounds
great
what kind of site do I have on this thing
is the specter good no no yeah
What?
A?
T?
Really?
What?
T.
Specters are fucking ass.
Damn.
How can I tell when something's compatible?
When something-
This should be compatible, right?
Why are you not always gotta have a stock on that motherfucker?
Got it.
Okay.
Everybody's mad at me for saying the specter's booty cheeks, but I'm telling you the specter is booty cheeks
So to take it off I mean you could try it out. Maybe you'll like it. Maybe I'm maybe I'm crazy
What size do you like you like that the auto P4? I'm hollow or full scope no in between
between. Chad, do I have any
hollows? It looks like I do. I
can bring you a hollow. I got
plenty of those. No, I think I
got it too. Okay.
Five, five, three. There we go.
Did I do it right?
Okay, nice.
All right.
I can't change.
Well, who can I go to to buy a backpack rip Dolly Parton?
Hey, what? No, well, maybe yeah, this what that one check
Oh shit Dolly Parton died today Nick. Oh
No, all right, P. Brao my grandma's gonna be in a fucking mental blender
No, my wife loves her man.
Alright P, bro.
Oh, no.
Ragman, why do I gotta go to this guy?
He better sell it for cheaper.
Oh, he just got more hot. Oh, look at all these bags.
Holy shit.
Which bag should I buy from the ragman?
What you digging?
Let me look and see what you got.
Let me take a gander.
Hopefully, for a bucks fifty though.
I'm bringing you back. No no no don't. They're cheap bro and the only way to make money is
if you have a bag to contain the money that you're making. We have to.
I'm gonna eat a can of peas.
Beautiful.
I got water.
I got herring.
All right, let's pick it up.
No limited thing?
Wait, what do you mean?
So sad about that.
is said. Oh, we already has people who's running with got it.
Mag in the right gun please. No, no, we didn't have plants. He probably
made plans. Oh good. It's all good in the hood.
RIP dude. That's crazy man. We're getting old. I can't believe Dolly was 80 years old.
It's crazy.
I did not let me go back. Nope. Oh, did you back out? No, I just wait. I wouldn't even back out. Fuck it. We'll walk to the extract.
Anytime we back out. It usually makes one of us stuck in the raid and then I just got the text from my wife. Dolly Parton died in all exclamation points.
the extract anytime we back out usually makes one of us stuck in the raid and
then oh I just got the text from my wife Dolly Parton died and all exclamation
points are all caps my mom's going to be devastated I'm so sad right now I mean I
don't know a lot about her but the way my wife would talk about her when when
she when we see things or something like I'm bro I mean apparently I know she's
you to be pissed. Yeah, I'm just gonna let that one rock. I'm not gonna say I'm gonna say
you know, it's not going anywhere.
You know, say, bro.
It's crazy.
let's let's go back back back back back back back back back there you go
Bows for back back back this bag this
Yeah, I mean don't like they've been real streams. Maybe as they this game so streams maybe
Well, the student the hard part is
So hard for me. Yeah, the hard part is is
there's just
We're getting to that point where everyone's gotten done with their quests and now everyone is like stacking money
Or they're on kill quests
And what's what's better than to jump into our raid and kill us?
I mean, that's yeah, it's the best thing that they could that could happen for a lot of people
Yeah
But I'm gonna give them a harder time now, so I'm not using a bitch-ass fucking sniper
I'm running into admin right now.
You with me?
You don't need that?
No, no.
Okay.
I am in admin.
I actually, I think I want to go all the way to east.
I'm running across into east now.
Okay, I'm coming.
Did you go up and across?
Nope.
I just went across the bridge.
You should just loot admin right now.
Coming at you.
up and across? Nope, I just went across like the bridge. You should just loot admin right now.
Coming at. It's going to be safe. You might have people coming in. If you do, you'll be able to
peek them from a window and kill them pretty easily. I'm on east, which will allow me to do the same
thing. And then we'll meet up once you're done with admin and I'm done with east and we'll go to
west perfecto and that's how we loot this map and then once you learn west what
we'll do is is I'll loot east you'll loot west and then we'll meet up in admin
and then leave your red rubble that's how we make that money
They're funny money.
Funny money.
We'd better go crazy if I knew anything cool.
Who me or Jeff?
As for price checks bro right now anything inside the computers is worth money like HDDs chords
Wires CPUs are selling for 20k themselves like everything you're finding are great
The big items right now for us is relays those are going for like a hundred plus thousand a hundred and twenty hundred and thirty
I'm looting the PC towers right now. I'm just getting on this stuff. Yeah, you see D
I missed a tower in here, I did I think I might have a player on me
You can look over through those windows and potentially Sam
This guy might be cheating
Yeah, he's cheating.
I would literally just turn around and leave the raid if you can.
Just turn around, take whatever's in your bag and just leave the raid, like right now.
Okay.
You gotta play around here as well.
Oh, no, scab.
Are you coming with me?
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I gotta do a cheater.
Take a right, another right, and run out those doors.
And then you're going to run, you don't have red rebels, so you want to get outside the
gate and then take a left.
I do have, I do have, I do have.
Okay, then you just want to go through that, to the right, to the right, to the right,
to the right, to the right, to the right, to the right.
Yep.
And then run straight across.
Take that left and then just go straight.
You don't have a paracord though, no?
I don't have a paracord, no.
Yeah, so you can't leave out red rebel.
So you're just going to take a left and then go straight.
Okay.
No.
No. I'm probably dead. Give him the route.
He's taking me.
Take a, you want to take a right? Go straight.
I know dude. They like, they like today is like, and I, you know, it's going to get to that point where the player count for, for
for for Tarkov is gonna go down and we're just gonna get more and more cheaters it's
just I can't I really I really hope it doesn't get terrible I mean that guy
could just be a sniper the only reason I think that guy is 100% bullshit is the
fact that he prefired me through the staircase like he literally shot at me
through the staircase to get me off of the hole so that he was then able to
peek me the way he was because he's just walling his dick off. My man literally shot the floor
trying to headshot me through the ground. You like Ella's songs, Hutch? Ella Langley?
fuck yeah dude
she's playing all day at this house
all day no i i died at these things oh my boy whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
don't go past that i'll just go straight
she didn't take a little bit to the left a little bit to the left a little bit
to the left a little bit farther
Yeah, I'm just gonna stay right here. Just keep running straight.
No, I don't think shooting is as bad as previous wipes either
That sounds like a different gun than what killed me just keep on booking it
You're out of ammo you are out of ammo
fielperty, fuck off now, we're spoiled!
No thank you.
Well I'm gone. Straight?
Yeah, straight and then at the end of this walk we're gonna take a right and walk off the cliff.
I'm good right now.
All right, I'll go down there and get if I'm hungry.
not hungry I'm not hungry both all right man
what I'll show you after I'll show you after
Do I interact with it?
Oh, that's a trance of the lighthouse.
Down here?
There we go.
Like you do, baby boo.
I appreciate you coach just getting me up out of there and me down to the cheater
you know I can't lie to you man I kind of wanted to go over there and fucking get
after him. Gears of War campaign trailer? Nice.
Yeah, the fact that this this guy can have 7000 hours prestige six time is a level 50
and is just cheating his absolute dick off is crazy.
That is insane.
Is that a streamer chat saying you might not be a cheater?
Is that a streamer?
Oh shit.
I want to watch it.
I want to watch this kill if it is.
And as you should, he's not shaving.
I don't know.
Hey, maybe he's the goat.
I don't know why big dog is running offline shoreline
and just thumping, but I mean, look,
you want to see what I saw?
Come to the stream.
Let me show you what I saw.
Boom, boom, I got a heal here.
Repair, mechanic repair, okay.
Good.
Agua, agua, agua, agua.
cool okay all right and I'm good to go back in let me I'm coming over yeah I'm
coming on open I have a player on me you can look over through those windows
potentially Sam this guy might be cheating yeah he's cheating through those
windows and potentially see him. This guy might be shooting. Yeah, he's look over through
the- I have to see like that. I get it. I have to see what it's like from his POV.
That's streets.
you
I've actually also seen them inside.
fucker pre-fired it to get me off the peak and it worked what a nasty motherfucker oh my god
oh my god that is disgusting what a little freak holy shit
nasty motherfucker you just you know that is the worst case scenario right there bro what
They're like, you know, you're almost sure it's someone cheating and of course there is
Monster. Yeah, just demon shit
See, I don't even care the reality of it is bro
This game is notorious for some of the worst fucking cheaters out there
And I will call a cheater every single time and if it's an absolute monster like him, I don't even feel bad
Yeah, fuck it
Did I get attacked by wolves God forbid the boy who cried a wolf after he's been mauled by a thousand of them
I'm gonna keep crying these fucking wolves and I would much rather you get out of there because even if it isn't a cheater
It's a monster like that motherfucker. Oh, they're all saying he's insane apparently. Yeah
I mean, they're just I do the guy pre fired me because he heard my audio
He pre fired the angle knowing that I would probably either a give up the angle thinking the guy's cheating or B
Like no one's gonna continue holding that they I didn't even know what the fuck happened
And then he peaks it and he pre fires my swing because he hears the audio for it
I mean the dude was just I mean that guy's a monster
That guy is an absolute fucking monster
Absolute monster I still have a text for my wife. This is
Locking fatty like flag emoji. How you doing?
Lock in
Thank you ask her if she started the news. I want to hear her reaction
Did you hear the news go ahead
No tell her I want to hear her reaction
I want to hear her reaction.
Dolly died.
Dolly.
Yeah.
Don't you love her?
What you but.
Well that was anti-climactic.
Yeah I thought she she thought she said Steve Martin so.
So it's best case scenario for her.
Oh my god.
Oh, shit.
Oh, hey.
Oh, god.
Yeah.
What happened?
Who the hell is Steve Martin?
You're an actor.
You don't, he plays him like, you got the white hair, you know?
I look it up.
All the dad, you play all the dads.
You don't know who Steve Martin is?
I probably do.
I just don't remember the name.
You do, you do, yeah, so you can see him.
Oh yeah, I know this guy.
He played in, what's that?
Where they had all those kids?
Something by the dozen, isn't that?
Cheaper by the dozen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, cheaper by the dozen.
You know what I'm going to do after this whenever we cue inch out?
I'm going to finally, after all this time, bind my shoulder swap.
I wonder, hopefully that will help for me getting killed behind walls.
I don't think I was lying I think I was just like wrong I think I'm thinking of a different
girl now I think if I google dolly right now I'm almost sure of it that I'm
thinking of a different old lady come on let's go get inside of the wings I'm
coming I'm coming Bosch
I'm gonna go up.
It's gone.
Won't fire with that bag.
Let me see.
Tell me about the paracord.
I did, yeah.
Nice.
Looks like it's firing.
Did you go up?
Yeah, I'm going towards the door.
Yeah, same plan you loot admin. I loot East and run out the dock. I'm already getting shot from a player. I
Don't know how this guy's already in resort. I really don't
Could have been a scab maybe I think it was a scab was it I just got no audio. It's just scab out top left there
Yeah
Because we have to say we got first one. Oh, how that would be a player
Okay, same thing you mean start hit up admin. Yeah, same thing
Try not to get mobbed by a 7,000 hour fucking monster
What headphones was he using by the way dude I was listening to his fucking audio no no
Like headphones in game. It sounded so crisp
I mean that motherfucker guaranteed was geared to the fucking
Oh, yeah, I mean that guy's fucking crazy
Is this was just good a little chair my way so much on there with these little drawers no drawers are good
You can find keys in there worth so much money
They had to step in round a room some dot some dollars
I might have a player on me. Can you look over in my building? Don't glass. It might
I'm gonna be a scav.
Player on me I think.
You got a player on me.
Where's the at first floor?
Yeah just kind of where we came in there.
That wasn't you?
No. He's right under me.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna try and get an angle for you.
He's running out right, maybe going to the other side of me, not by you, but...
I'm looking.
he didn't run across the bridge you ran like towards the grass and shit no I
think he ran outskirts
there you have you bleed
I
See this guy I
Got to know eyes no eyes I
Hear him
I'm healing I'm not the fire right now. I see him right now. He's third floor inside of West
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to tell you West
He's dead
I heard that
Look at me hitting these fucking heels the right way, bro. Oh boy, or did I not do it? I'm not doing I might have fucked it up
I might have bragged
Preemptive success
Yeah, Nick Nick is getting a lot better, bro. I'm gonna be honest. I've been a week
I've been the week is the week link today
Yes, yes, except
Salouia's or Saloua's they don't fix fractures one thing that the grizzly does that no other make it does is fix
Is the fractures?
This room seems pretty horrible too.
room are you making see me from last I'm pretty sure like like all through every floor
so you killed that guy I only heard him I hear nobody else really yeah he ran up to
third and just got tapped me it could have been a different guy I don't know audience
been weird for me today I didn't hear him run over in the same in the same area
You butter are you still at east? Yeah
Yeah, they have flashlights. They're not going to be horrible. I've kind of understood that too. Players have flashlights. They're pretty good.
Yeah, especially if they're on all the time. They just understand that, yeah, you have to. Where is Switch Shoulders?
I'm going to back up to you now.
Chad, do you guys see it?
They're going to start to figure it out.
I'll see shoulder swap.
Hello?
Yeah, I hear you.
I'm trying to, oh, here it is.
J.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
I had to rebound my shoulder swap.
Is that you?
Oh, me, Tommy?
Oh, shit.
I'm trying to run to you.
I'm trying to run to you.
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running,
They're looking for me, I'm going up your staircase, you're in your staircase.
Yeah, sounds good.
Where do you think?
They threw in it, oh, man.
Right just down the bridge.
Down the bridge like they're in admin right now or?
Skywalk, they skycatwalk like across the bridge to the other side.
Got you.
That's you on glass, right?
Yeah, me.
Yeah, I'm in janitors below they could they could be an admin
Okay
Partisan partisan tripwire partisan. Oh promise on cheese
The fuck does that mean it's a like a boss that hunts people down first in it still I see one of them
I don't
I don't
Scav
Whatever it is is dead
Are you second floor?
No I'm first floor
Coming up to you now
Oh listen
They're gonna have to push to us
I'm up here
Yeah
They're gonna have to push to us
So I'm gonna hit this room over here in the corner real quick
Okay
I
Loot much nothing boss my loop kind of sucks. I can't that was it loot first floor. There's a lot of bags down there
I hear him on the right
You hear him. Yeah, I'm running over from there
Outside left under outside left
To
They coming in front door
Yeah
Just on second right
They're under outside left
Once outside right now, I think maybe
Okay, I'm on first floor tell anything that comes up the stairs. I
See him. He's any easy admin low right admin. Okay
They run across over here. I'm gonna throw some nades get them to move over here. Okay
My shots
I
Busted like a scab
So it's a scab
I don't really know I don't see him. I'm just hearing creep up. It doesn't sound like it didn't sound like scabs
But when you threw the nade of the two of them the one close calm like a scab, but the other one didn't
All right, don't get piqued or don't get tapped
See the way you just fucking died of it is only so much
Lamping that was crazy, dude
He shot to get you to look shot to give me to move off my look and then killed me behind a wall
like what the fuck and chat's giving me a hard time for thinking that guy was bullshit
this guy just fucking Michael Phelps 30 miles an hour through the water thought
it was a propeller what can I say for bed
creeping again
We definitely have people know they wouldn't be shooting like that. Yeah, yeah, there's people in I believe that there's people in West
Are there people in admin? I don't know I
Love this little area that we're in bro. It's sick isn't it? This is yeah, this I think of all the places. This is the best I
Love shoreline
And the fights are pretty good here as well
That's the boss yelling so it is a boss okay
Tripwires, which I guess is like the farmers on cheese guy. Yeah, he puts F1 grenades underneath the trip wire
You run through it you die
Watch your toes
Smaller to left of you, is it okay?
Almost done. East Wing has like one bag left, and we can start making our way towards the west.
I hear the other shooter over there, yeah.
No idea.
Have you here?
If I hear.
I'm coming down, okay?
Careful.
Get the rammer mid.
You ready?
I thought they're killing
That's you yeah, so I'm crossing my left right there if you're looking outside
Yeah, you said they were coming from Skybridge
No, yeah, I know and I just saw another one run up on the cement work from my left to my right there
I can't tell you what they're doing. I just yeah, I'm so confused. I'm trying
I'm just there was one across Skybridge went to the right by admin
And I just seen one run from my left to my right right on that cement so he would be
I'm just trying to understand I truly have no idea I'm like running into one side then the other side I got no idea what the fuck you're saying
Thank you, baby.
I'm usually running, running, same spot, same spot.
Outside left.
Looks like a scav, can't lie, you didn't have a helmet.
We're here on other things here, careful.
You're on third, right?
I'm on first.
You're on first, got it.
You slow-moving yeah, I killed the scab
I'm around the stairs now
All right
Alrighty I would like to move but I don't know what are players and what are scabs and where anything is right now
I think we just kind of grab our dicks and move
Are you third or second? I'm on second floor mid-stairs. I'll meet you at first
Me peek over towards West again
I think I killed parmigian that's not at us
see I don't know where they are but they're over there
yeah let's go this way follow me pop your pk sec sec sec one
Be careful right now.
Ready to roll.
Can I see him?
Might have seen him in west.
There he is.
Good morning.
there in west we can fight him yeah there's more tripwires I don't remember
the door that it happened at I didn't even know that I ran through them and I
did the chat was like tripwires harvest on
yeah so here's the problem when we run to west they're not gonna move they're
gonna sit there oh oh I'd like to go across the west it's a little client
yeah he's just sitting over there holding but we can get over there I mean
just as long as we don't die on the cross you should be okay hopefully I'm
D.K.
Right here.
I hear him toward the right.
Oh, brother.
You're shooting at a fucking scab right now, brother.
I know he's looking at me, though.
Careful Nate, I thought I heard something, maybe not, just listen for a second, try and
get somewhere where you're safe.
I'm gonna start moving up the stairs.
Dead shit up here.
Could be the guy I killed.
306 is out then.
306 is open. This is different dead people
More dead shit. I just heard something turn to my left
It's just clear careful down lame
Hey, baby
I
Was locked I don't know what I heard he could be on second. Maybe yeah
For sure
I don't know where this motherfucker is but he's here that's for sure here he's here just
You're at him.
Am I here or something?
Not sure.
Yeah, he's killing all these scabs over here.
He looted Mike Hill as well.
Are you back?
Are you back where we came from?
Back at 301, the whenever you said Bateman ran around
this corner, opening this door.
Which has a point he could be up on the roof,
Potentially or he could be on second floor audio is just asked so it's hard to tell really roof makes sense
My go clear it, I don't know how you got there's just stairs. Yeah, we can give me two seconds
Just go finish up 301 we can go
Yeah roof makes sense
Or he left
coincidentally at the same time that we came to clear it. I mean maybe I mean
that's a pretty like he wouldn't be here this late I mean there's a world where
he's questing. Right. For sure a world where he's questing. He's been over here
for a while were you at oh my gosh you're laying down holy shit balls
what's up man
no i didn't expect to see you no i didn't expect to see you right there bro
i'm walking down the stairs you ready
yeah i don't
that that's him
that's him yeah careful of your windows
is he's a nasty bastard fuck him let's keep moving that might be a new guy
that's not what we were hearing that guy sounds big bro that sounded like an
AK-70 or an AK 112 does
screwdriver bro come on man don't make me saucy bro relax I know your case
is spiking right now but have a little bit of self-control man.
I don't know, let's do it.
Yep.
I'm ready to... I want to get the fuck in there.
I don't think he's on a roof, I think that's the guy who we heard.
he wrote it all the way out around the wall
bop man
okay it's okay
I think purple good job pick. Oh, it's the streamer Adam
It is a death streamer Adam
Watch your head when you looting he's out there in the trees
Yes he is. We can reset if you would like. Do you have a bag at all or no? Yeah I'm
getting up there a little bit. We should go into the basement from
over here. We'll loot these bags down below and then we can piece it.
Where you going? Down here? Opposite side where we enter? Yeah. There you are, Sean.
Bitch head down in here. I was just looting, boss. I'm looting, bitch pussy. You want to
go play some streets after this and get in some crazy PvP? I don't mind, but I'm down.
I always feel bad whenever we have these slower races. I'm like, no don't feel bad. Don't feel bad. Yeah
The game I mean if we want to get action, we gotta just bring everything but like then again
Then you die on repeat. Yeah. Yeah. Now you're learning now
You know why that first day when you're like, I'll get those shots. Let's run at them. I was like, oh, well
It's hard to do that boss because they go stop moving and then they go shoot us real quick
I like to smell a lot.
216.
Yeah, it's pretty popular spot to loot.
I think 216 is a quest key my cell well
Alrighty, we don't want to go this way because that guy's gonna be holding this if he heard those shots
Because he's out through the basement well no we're gonna go out a different way so basically
That guy has an AK-12, AK-12 currently has a quest to kill players with it's suppressed
and with a shitty scope, so a lot of people are going out of their ways to get those kills.
Which tells me that that motherfucker is probably ratting.
He's out there just trying to see if he can get a free kill.
Yeah.
We're gonna go that way.
And if he's out there...
I'm going down to go that way and see if we can kill him, I know it's a little
crazy but...
No, it's not. No, I went out. I went out first floor and then out right over here
He's gonna be back right
Yeah, he's gonna be up on that hill somewhere with an acre and probably a gold Nick or
Really good ammo, so I'm trying to say
I gotta get my stand back.
Where'd you boss?
Flat zero.
Up top, up top, up top.
Is that him up top?
No, it's that one there.
I don't wanna just shoot.
I got a loud ass gun.
Yeah.
Is that him on top?
No, it's that guy on there.
I don't want to just shoot. I got a loud ass gun.
Yeah.
There's a rock over there that if I'm ham I'm on that rock.
Or I'm in these bushes on the backside of these hills.
Let me go first. Let me go first.
I don't have any good dude. I got a bad gun anyway.
Yeah, I'll shoot this scab and suppressed
I'm gonna go to the right we're gonna take red rubble up
This game versus arena breakout which one's better, I mean really just depends man right here
No, no, no, no, we need to go across this bridge over here on me
to the rock and then turn right I think in like as a game itself I think this
game is better but some people like arena break out more because like faster
pace and a little bit more arcadey so it really just depends on what you enjoy
where are you bitch I know you're out here somewhere man yeah I think this
guy is probably out if I had to guess I know I'm missing war dogs as well that
was a fun game I gotta get a kill where the guys got a good gun so I can swap
this fucking AK on him yeah that's my goal right now and a backpack even though
you gave me one we need to stack them up we had a day where we were putting
Backpacks and backpacks may not feel good.
I need that shit, man.
I can't believe that guy robbed my kill, a little bitch.
Of the oven.
Unload we go again. Shen of a bitch
Gee me
No chat listen man a I'ma say it bro
I'ma say it and I'm gonna offend somebody and I don't care guys
Listen man, it's terrible RIP Dolly listen all of our moms and grandparents probably listen to Dolly
We've listened to Dolly a little bit here and there. It's terrible that she passed away in RIP guys. She was 80 years old 80
80 years old, you know how wonderful of a life you live being able to reach 80 years old
That is incredible and RIP, but I promise I've heard someone else tell me that she passed away today
and again that is terrible and we all feel terrible about it but my goodness
gracious y'all acting like you just lost a relative relax goodness let me grab
this beautiful that's all good perfect perfect song
put that in there. Let me grab some of that.
Alright, I'm ready big dog. Yes, Chef.
Give me back in there, man.
Yes, Chef.
Chef.
Someone said Jolie did it.
Mm mm mm.
I'm all good how's the dogs you take him out sounds good boss yep chat one moment
you
I
All righty, I'm back.
Careful here.
Highly trafficked area.
got spawns to our left and to our right. Oh, I was muted. Highly trafficked areas, spawns
left and right. Oh my gosh, my scope was fucked up. Yes, my wife knows about that. God bless
Her mom was actually like dude. She's a huge dolly pardon fan
She has like her key ring and everything is all dolly pardon
West Wing we're actually gonna be contending so we won't be I don't think we'll be held
But they could definitely be there once we're turning the corner if that makes sense
are you up top left already you are right yeah I'm up I'm up top just trying
to beat them up there yeah that's people running a pill and then also I'm
hearing admin spawn as well it's just a big race it's so funny it is and once
once I think I just saw a flashlight inside potentially yeah there is just
Yeah, it's a scav, we're good.
Watch flashlights.
Big L.A. 56.
Dude, the flashlights in this game are actually so fucking busted.
Bro, even a fucking scav with a flashlight, it's just impossible to see anything.
it's ridiculous you've ever seen one of them fucking flashlights yeah I know bro
you sound like chat right now
I'm going third actually I'm up here actually yeah yeah real life flashlights
or a tactical device that is used by multiple military professionals.
Well, actually.
Scav.
Boom, boom, boom.
Here are the shots.
Come in.
I think actually, I don't know if they were worse or not at one point.
I feel like they were.
Was there a red X on the mag when I'm putting him with it?
I've never seen that.
Probably wrong ammo for the mag.
I
Think that was
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck I just killed
The hell's we do over there you're looting right now. You may go to a certain floor and loot 301
You go into the basement loot basements good loot a lot of bags down there
Like that's good
I like to look at this is like we're looting we're looting and anyone who
tries to take our loot or fight them for it perfect that's why I look at this
You want to come and loot you fight us for it and if we kill you we get it if you kill us you get it
Also where you're at chat just had a great point people will go down there
Supergeared to try and go to lab
Is that you?
No
that. So, this is where you go to go to that other side of the map. Okay. Is that a bear?
I hear someone sprint. Yeah, I think that's a player. I've never heard the comms I just
heard. Oh, people are saying, have you promised you're on? Someone's saying slursy clock clock
Turtle man
Yeah, Parmesan is what Chad say careful go anything that comes down there
All day he's here
It's someone saying that
Those folks in the chat. Yeah, I thought someone dropped a slur in game
I mean saying close. It's just it's just it's clock. It's not like a slur
I
Yeah, that's not you on steel I hear that
They're running around brother like crazy. Oh, I see that
All right, Parmesan's dead I
See a player outside the Geared yeah
I dropped him so was it time to come up and fight with you type shit like yeah
yeah you can just watch your windows I mean this I killed one of the geared
guys there's potentially another one out there yeah there is where is that
that shot yeah yeah so that's east right mm-hmm outside easy look at my stream
it's right over here by this dead body now he's gonna try and grab his boy
shit I'm not gonna let that happen he just went down into the woods and she's
You're going to try and get a longer angle.
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
You running?
No.
I'm running. East.
Okay.
No way I'm using all this animal
Has that has a lot of shit pretty good
So that guy's probably either go no no there's no losing that guy that guy's either gonna go if I had to guess
He's probably going to East and he's gonna push us from East
I
See a scab out front
Is you looting that he's looting your kill? No, I ain't live Michael
Okay, I buy this on him
Let me open up your stream up quick, you know
Try here oh
I
Shit that's outright, okay
That guy's teammate could 100% start
Fucking Lutom
That's probably death I
Know but if you get a good position then maybe you get a two-piece on big boy gear and my gear isn't that great
It's just a really just a backpack. Yeah, I mean you're protected from east
It's just a matter of is he ratting in the bushes out back and the guy at East is somewhat different. I
Gotta go around. Oh Nate
Made all my truck. I've been a boss. No, it's probably the player
That's Parmesan, they're all saying trip. No Parmesan. Oh you hit the trip wire Parmesan is dead
I'm hitting head
Yeah, I already killed Parmesan cheese
I'm gonna go out there loot that body you just watch me yeah, you might gotta watch it a little more aggressively though like a
Stronger fucking angle or something. Yeah, can you just hear the body?
While I'm going to get another angle
Yeah, is it by the car?
no no no so like if you're looking out the the gate there's that truck it's to
the right of the truck
okay how do I go to that I gotta go around I go around that gate it's a
shitty shitty push and a shitty shitty peak I just it's another you're running
I
The part as part is I see it now. That's me running
We're running this guy put up bro another one here going around
The job dude steam make
I'm dead now. Oh, dude
He's in East
Yeah, up there somewhere.
I just want to... I just want to...
What the fuck, fuck that!
Baby
Bro, I got killed by a different guy that you got killed by oh really my then a trio
Yeah, and dude the only reason I died was because the boss I now I saw the tripmines
Bro, there was like a hundred tripmines from me to the looted body that I couldn't even go around
Otherwise, I'm just
Well, you know, you didn't shoot a guy fucking 20 times and he left
I see the guy
Times and he lives sky shoots me one time with a bullet that I should tank and I instantly die
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, let's do it
Max win let do it. Let do it. Let do it
it. Today has been absolute shit. Yeah, it started like decent. And then, yeah, it's
kind of went downhill. To be fair, you have a literal like brick attached to your hip.
So you're, you know, you're not running with it. I mean, bro, it shouldn't matter.
I'm not losing because you are literally just losing literally just losing.
So brutal, bro.
I just got from using her and you didn't have a perk that, uh, was good luck.
I don't feel very lucky, boss.
Like, bro, give me an idea.
I'm using an M 80, which is like, it should be like three to four tapping
thorax and these guys are just I mean it's it's yeah didn't you have a fucking
guy coming in here to help the carry where's yet lemon no no they definitely
lemon that is not someone I would call to help carry
Live is the comedic time. He's I love living and I love living but he ain't no James Bond. Oh
shit
All right, we can do this bro. I have the USS Johnson let's do it. I got a little shotgun
What is this is that you in front of me? No, that's I'm not in the game yet
Oh, I got two keys. I spawned with two keys or purple key. What keys?
cons
CoNC key purple and then Ali office key
All yeah, I think I don't think it's kind of so well. Yeah, not bad. Not bad. Oh
I'm right behind you. I think that you with the sniper is
Yeah, you got a little shin maybe this shipper you use the purple one on this map. I got some part of I'm not
I don't know where you're going
Looting that box.
Climb the shots.
Looting that box.
Shun.
What's going here?
I
Scabbo
well apparently the keys to the right
where you're concording key?
yeah purple key purple key
purple key you should loot maybe this building
or we should say fuck it let's go get into some action I got a salua
I'm feeling good let's go do it someone push me
push us bro that sounds like a scav
This guy though. Weird shots behind the building. Oh you say you want to lose your
key. Let's do it.
do step around the room cuz my fucking ass is so sore there's nothing I can do
they just keep shooting me in the face and they don't care about my bullets
it's like my fucking gun does it work there's nothing I can do I swear they
should have died but they did not and now I'm putting on a new kid
Let's go check that mark for him out.
Come on, two...
Holy geared monsters.
Fighting some other people we roll up from behind.
Chitty-chitty bang bang.
Chitty-chitty bang bang.
Another scabbo to the right.
I saw that little stinky butt.
No stinky bastard.
That's kind of all.
That's kind of all.
Go check this mark for him back here.
We have a friend.
Yeah, he's just kind of following us.
This door is closed.
I just want to go take a gander back here.
Look at you.
You run these streets.
Awesome.
It's probably my...
Oh, this is open, but the door is closed.
You ready?
Nothing and it's looted but they closed every door behind them bunch of freaks right here
Yeah
A bunch of freaks
Oh my god
The fuck happened to you brother. Oh, good luck getting there really. Oh shit
We will see you another day. Do you have armor on? There's armor right here
Well, take the lot.
Hold on now.
AK-47 got me better than this shit.
Got to be better than this shit.
Dude.
Got the USS Johnson man on the floor.
I don't care.
Don't need it.
This here's an all-or-nothing run
We're trying to find big birthing. Oh, hold on shots
Big burphys. Oh
Do you still want to go try out arena?
Yes, no, I was kind of hoping that we you know, we would be a little a little higher up on the all right
I'm told them pull this one time, you know try and get some kills next run. I say we say
Fuck shoreline. Let's go play some old pussy
Go hit the marked room go get some fights
That's right here. Yeah
Those are from me. I'm not going that way. I'm gonna stick to the left a little bit
Maybe it's that's a grocery or spargin
or
sparsha
You have no mag in that gun Nick
Yeah, but can I still shoot it?
How would you shoot it if it doesn't have a mag in it?
Explain that.
I want you to explain that thought process to a Goopa.
Go ahead.
Can you come back here and I'll gut you.
I'll get you like a fish pussy.
I'll get you.
Oh.
Oh.
They're moving on through the meandering through.
They're moving on through the meandering through.
But there's nothing I can do.
Hi! I love you, bitch.
This guy on your left.
Yeah, I might have just... yeah.
That is right out here, bro. Where the fuck is this guy going?
Man, there's 12 minutes. No.
There's a person. That's all I care about is killing a person.
That is a player scav leaving, I believe.
He's unloading his mag before he gets out of the raid at ventilation.
And I think I might have been right.
Yeah, I know I made it in the new War Dogs video and I know the only thing they showed
of me is my failures and I will not be
forgetting this I need to give my
fucking have up anyways your scab rap
yeah oh yeah I can only imagine how it is
oh it's horrible all right we have one
more spot to check and then it's just
kind of shocked you get no action on
this scab oh I got audio in front of
us killed one there's another one in there another one in there careful I lost my thorax
I'm probably gonna die here. It's all you
You got one
Hey, if you just know where they're at look at that
going to fucking ruin it right here on the right one more fucking they're in there sifting
through the drawers if I had a full mag in that shotgun and I what and I didn't heal I
think I could have got that guy too I got his bitch ass friend alright to the old cuss
I didn't get to look at how much damage I did, dude.
Fuck.
Chad, did I hit him?
132?
Oh, what a joy, Chad saying my shotgun jammed, I guess, which is why the bullets didn't
come out.
What a joy.
What a joy.
This game is really just dividing my cheeks and climbing up in there today.
Oh shit, we got a railfan.
That is the end of the day decisions
I will be making from this point forward.
I was a terrible choice.
You know what's so funny is chat is probably sitting there
thinking this guy is a broken record
because every time I've tried to do this type of request
it has ended the exact same way
with me just absolutely hating it.
Oh
There's nothing I can do beautiful and I don't have any
Man oh boss boss we've lost everything
right unload. M882. Is that a good round? No. Probably not. There you go. It's exactly
what I was thinking. Load ammo. What about M8JM882? Oh, we got it. Hello. No, no, no.
AP 63
That's good. Okay. What are you bringing in?
MPX oh Lord Lord be with this child
Lord I
Know that your mom took you out before she left so I know you're just in here to piss me off go lay down
quit
Quit doggy, quit
Unless you really want me to care, you know what I mean? That's a different fucking story
Has to be better take off the day
Tan you like I
Like it
It's all I got
I don't have another choice
I know where to go, it'll do you were there.
What are you saying?
Well you shame bitch pussy.
No deal.
All right.
should work you grab this profit to good bro I'm looking real sturdy yeah I'm
coming in big big dog big dog status coming in big dog you know he was on
me that I'm fucking perfect saliva never met her never met her don't hardly know
or anal Jim and it was my last one I need a fucking s s Frabla s March boom all right
let me see what this is coach Tommy that perfect
Okay, I'm ready boss. I'm ready. Let's get the fuck in there
How do you find your light tweets is that not a thing anymore on Twitter
In my history, how do I look in my history?
On the left side, history.
That's not it.
Likes.
All right, this is what I want to look at
That's the new Tarkov thing.
Alright let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
We must go real fast my friend.
I guess it's from the same creators of this game.
Thank you. Thank you
I'm gonna jump in through the trash can jump
Left side of the building. You gotta look at the clip just tweet bro. Literally this guy's in Alaska and the
Bears ran up to him and by him and he's saying thank you God
Thank you guys if it's over but the bears ten feet away
Oh, and it's a fucking Apple iPhone and it ain't got to bear spray can
I'm in here
How do you get in here just run and jump up
I'm dead here. I'm dead there. I'm dead there. Yeah, come up the third of you cam
Okay
I've made a great mistake boss, I didn't clear this and Michelle is down here with all of his voice fucking get in there, bro
I'm gonna go up the third iron stairs, okay, you won't be okay. Yeah. Yeah, sounds good. Oh, they're that way, bro
I gotta just get in I'm in on two. Okay, it's fine. You should be good
They're like behind me
Are you in are you into you? I'm on third. I'm on third two is good. Just come up to third through middle staircase
Map to throw an aide and just hope I don't die
I'm throwing a help you left or right. They're gonna be down this lane
Someone else moving in I'm throwing a name
Yeah, you hold the pull up you hold the pull up just hold up we have to kill these guys
walk it up i think
okay
shh
they're below you
hey
they're smoothing, weird
I hit him hard, the BD smoke, we got to clear this, so just keep holding those stairs.
that's the nade, back up
yo who the fuck are you people
they call me cop stand
i ain't clear this
it's draining my fucking stamina game bro
I can kill the last one just keep holding that staircase again.
There's still one more there.
Careful down lane.
One.
One more.
One HP.
One HP.
One HP.
One HP.
Oh, he pushed me.
He pushed me from the lane.
No.
No, man.
I don't know what else I have to say, bro.
I don't know what else I have to say
I'm just I it's like I'm talking to a stick
And then of course, they're the most geared fucking Rashalla guards that I've ever seen
I'm sure one with the biggest armor in the fucking game
Do that is it just I don't know I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say
I know he got killed by a car bro. Did I thought I called it? I thought I said what was happening
but maybe I didn't. I don't know bro. I don't know what just happened. I really don't.
have to switch my prime over from the nut.
I
Y'all running BD cough smokes, huh?
Yeah, I mean I hear it I'm lucky timing
Oh, he killed my friend. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, you smoked them out and then he got pushed by a dude. Rashallah's fucking guards have the biggest armor I've ever seen just tanking him 995.
I'm sorry about that.
I need a second, I need a second.
I got that door, don't worry.
I
Boys holding down long now shit
Yeah
I don't like this position. It sucks big boy
Nick
Or Nick go the Nick
I'm about to get my shit divided by this guy this guy's a really good player
Dude, I put
80 shots into that guy that
Oh, bro, you have no idea the day that we've had.
I mean, it's shit, bro.
Shit.
Been a rough day for a goopa like me.
Been a rough day.
It couldn't have been that bad, you making a sound like it was just terrible.
Oh, bro, bro, ah, Shooterborn can lick my whole fucking gooch.
Well, um, try to think if there's anywhere else I could go here.
Hmm, I have no dates.
See, and your buddy's holding the long angle, so I can't even peek you.
even peek you we can't even trade bullets I promise you he's not he's literally
hiding down below and on first story with a blackhead and a black thorax so
that's you shooting at me yeah I just yeah I don't believe you bro I wouldn't
sit here a lot to you man I'll play the game too much yeah that's true that's
true I use live well we
He doesn't want to push me and I know I can't push him.
leave. I'm down to go no flashlight. I've been getting
flashlights fucked all day. Listen, if you don't want to fight to
get your loot out with your boy. No, I can't let you. I can't.
I can't let you bitch me like that. I can't. I got a I got a
berry. I know it's you. I can't let you bitch me like that.
We gotta figure this out. We gotta figure this out. We
gotta figure this out. We gotta figure this out. It is
what it is no but you thought it you thought it you knew you you thought it
and I thought that you thought it and you know that you're thinking it we know
how this is listen listen listen
listen I just wanted to give you now I can't I'd rather lose I'd rather lose
the kid I'd rather lose the kid thinking bitch like that I gotta try I
I gots to try.
Alright, I respect it.
Just such a shitty fucking spot I'm in!
Can't go anywhere, it's got to sit here like a fucking pussy!
Ooooooh!
If I would have kept shooting I think I would have but now I'm running out of ammo
Yeah, bro, he's so good. He you have no idea how this guy is. Yeah, he's disgusting. It's another animal
He's looking very relaxed. Yeah, yeah, he knows he knows that he has me in a really bad spot
And there's not much I can do other than exactly what I'm doing
Listen, I believe in you. I know he's good
But I know it just takes one bullet
See now he's pre-firing that hole cuz he knows I want to do it
Okay, he keeps going to the right and it's spring back across yeah
Why don't you why don't you do that fucking?
No, I'm still here me and Nick are currently coming up with a game plan on how I'm going to deal with this death
Yeah, no, I'm still doing great I dropped a drop the meatball parm over here just just had to pick it up
No, I can't jump the second he has a teammate bro.
Good traps?
No, I thought that was it.
I thought that that was it.
That was close.
The game is just fucking dog shit.
Bro, I'm actually so, so tired of it.
I'm so tired of this game.
I'm starting to get to that point where I'm over it.
I'm starting to get to that point where I'm over the game.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna be honest, Nick.
I am starting to get to that point with this game
that I always get to.
I shot that man.
I have a, well, I honestly, I don't know,
because I, I want you to understand
the situation that we just got us in.
We went up to third floor.
We push down towards marked where shawla's guards were there, which isn't a big deal
But the problem is is the guards had the best fucking armor literally in the game
Like four of them was wearing ford armor, so they tanked
Relentlessly then you got pushed by not one. I'm just annoyed that I shoot a guy
40 fucking times and then Chet's like, oh you got bad ammo. I'm over that shit, man
Yeah, well you got a quest in order to get through that. That's that's all you got to do is just quest
I'm tired of shooting a guy 15 times him jumping on a couch and then peeking me and killing me because he has a right hand
instantly with a headshot
Ggs them but fucking Jesus for this game is so shit
No, I'm not at that point yet. I'm close though. I am close. I'm very close
I'm very close to going back to seeing what I could get into very close
I'm gonna switch up servers again
Yeah, bro, I need war dogs. I dude I just get to that point with Tarkov man
Where it's the same shit over and over and over and over and over again. It's time for siege
Is this time for the apex arc? I would rather die. I don't know how you love apex. I really don't.
It's so good. Such a good game. No way, bro. No way. So great, so great, so great. No way, no way, no way.
This is fucking incredible.
I'm looking at my stash here.
Wow.
Yeah, it's been a rough one.
I mean, you know the game is like starting to fall off a little bit when we're running
into streamers like Smitty or not Smitty, I'm sorry.
What was the other guy earlier?
And then now Barry as well.
No, not Barry.
other guy from earlier the other 6k player hour oh yeah foo foo bunny foo foo
bunny foo foo bro running to both those cock suckers in one day just absolute
monsters buglet that's what his name is gotta be careful saying that one bug
Whoa, I'll be careful. You slip up. It's GGs
No, re yeah, man. No re no you ain't coming back from now on boss
And coming back for now is an MV is an MDR good the good MDR is good. Yeah, you won't be able to buy ammo for it
until you quest though I
Can bring you ammo the problem is I think I have ammo
I
Wow my inventory really got fucking real birth old
Ham on today man. Yeah, it was a bad day boss. Oh
Shit, he wouldn't bandaid today boss
Banshee arm Banshee is good. Yeah, Ben. She's good. Yeah, I'll bring a little bit out
Our way now it's not good. I don't think it's not horrible. It's not horrible. I
I'm not too sure. I'm not too sure. Yeah, I mean for me, man. Hey, I'm not too sure about for me,
boss. For me, boss. Bad, bad, bad, so bad.
Wonderful.
OK, now on mode.
What is this?
I'm on ammo and maybe those good rounds and maybe he's great rounds.
OK, look, I got a couple.
Cack, look at that.
Cack. Oh, I don't have a lot of me, though.
I'm building this bitch I know it's about to be so much money fuck it
I
Silencer
Let's do it. Oh stop that side
Tell me what a good one is such. Yeah, I got a bunch. I got a hybrid 46. I got a four PSR
I got a
43 not bad
Thor yeah, it's not bad
Okay
I don't know if it's right here.
We're just a silencer to chat after gonna be up here in the front
I'm going to grab some mails and then I'm good.
Where's the muzzle?
It doesn't say it.
You just had it?
Okay.
are flash suppressor kit let's try that and they're not gonna have one no
t t hybrid. Okay
well.
Bang
wait.
save. Arc Raiders. Peak Arc Raiders. Yeah. It's a tragedy with those fucking idiots
to that game man. It is an
Alright. Murder, murder, murder.
Mow, mow, mow.
Every bad time you guys told me to go to the backpacks and buy one from here.
What's the level 25? So I couldn't have done that.
I couldn't have fucking done that.
Ever.
Not then, not now, not ever.
You know, it's crazy. I always like I was on Twitter and I saw a bunch of tarp up guys who were talking about how this swipe was ruined because
People were able to get good loot and good ammo and good whatever through like twitch drops
And I thought to myself like how fucking stupid of a take that is as I'm listening to you a new player
Having to go through absolute hell in order even just to get yourself a backpack
Yeah, you know, they're just they're so they're so out of touch with what the actual new player in the game deals with that.
They even is the hardest game I've ever played, bro.
Yeah, I know.
No, like I played fucking Elbe really this is harder.
I mean, it's just you can't know.
I'm it's very, very hard and mind you, bro, I'm getting the the red carpet.
Like I got the bank of hutch. How many guns have you brought me armor helmets ammo? I mean fuck
Dude, it's difficult man. Can you imagine playing this is like a new guy with just a couple friend like
It's a kick in the balls man every single day it is just getting kicked viciously in the nut sack
No, no all that for game is bugged. Oh my game is bugged apparently raw
can you can you come out or no no no we're locked in so what do I do just got
all that for and then reload it yes chef
yeah this game is just nuts I mean I didn't even give you a fucking map
I
Got the absolute worst fucking spawn for you to be bugged by the way like I'm talking we
Do this is a tragedy
Well, I'm running the fucking year so make space
I'm sick of that fucking dorm bullshit
Horrible ass fucking what just everyone's sitting on right hand free fire in the fucking I can't even jump in the window, man
Well, how do I reconnect?
You changed your jump to presses that are released the other day, you can't jump with
spacebar.
What?
What?
Bass
Bass
You can't vault I can't either rebind vault
I might be real boss vaulting space it's good continuous press
can't
yeah it's fine it's good
I have all it's not fine. No, dude. I have I've held space bar before with this current build and I've hit the fault
My guy just was not doing it
You know say why I'm in brahman. All right, let's go
It's gonna be a weird game. Yep
Yeah
Let's get make-see, bro.
if this is rishallah again i think this is actually potentially rishallah again
it's a player it's a player it's a player no it's not are you sure
Yeah, positive. It's fucking Rishala again.
Yeah, it's Rishala again.
Like...
They're almost dead. I've killed a bunch of them already.
I'm already.
I'm in, I'm coming in front.
I'm in the, uh, I'm going upstairs.
Yeah
Can I help you anyway not really
Shallow might just aim but you they're literally just one more left. Yeah, good. No, there's just one left
He's one health walking toward you
Nice, that's everyone
Yeah, nice job.
Nice job, that was all you.
So that wasn't a player.
No, no, not a player.
That was a perfect day, right?
Oh, Rishala.
That's the same boss that fucked this last game.
Bro, you killed Rishala.
The fact that he did not aim by you is insane.
What are we talking about, bro?
I got so lucky my third chat saying I got so lucky. I don't know what's going on.
They don't know.
Say,
Chess saying the Rishala was just staring at you.
It's probably because he was aggro to me.
And then you peaked them, but he was still aggro to me or some weirdo shit.
Who knows?
You looked at him in the eyes.
He's because he doesn't got fucking.
Oh, this one. Yeah, I heard someone trying to leave.
Yeah, they're trying to leave right now
Yeah, they're going all around the side of the mountain which means I can't kill them. I
Literally saw both their bodies run that way those bad
These guys have good armor I
Think they might have juiced up the fucking bosses Nick. I can't lie to you
Yeah, every time we do kill bosses brought like I think we get kitted
This guy is level six blades like this is crazy. This is Rashadah. He's got a nice AK, huh? Yeah
Gold pistol, I think I need that for a quest. You do need that for it. Look at you
Look at you, boss. Hey, you know like look I'm up there
There's another level five armor. I'm gonna leave this on here so you can actually
great rounds fantastic rounds
look at us
look at us is this what winnings like?
looky looky looky looky
job buddy
a round of applause for us in the chat wow
there this guy
this guy was going in my butt
i can't put it in my butt
I got no words, I got no words
That guy was able to walk up behind you and almost execute you with no audio
I don't know what that was. Are you okay?
Fuck is going on. Oh, babe. I'm audio bugged. I can't hear anything. That was awesome
great
Me breaking my ankles on the job
So this armor's good armor
one of our armor is the defender to no no no it's to the left so by where the
guy was initially shooting you at is where that armor is for you
I'm so tired of dying all the time.
I'm so excited. This is gonna be awesome
Thank you
Put it on I can't I don't have the right
Yo doll think of the two months man Rambo rookie big T Brad is thank you guys. Yeah, I can't play ice actually huge
You know you don't understand you know no compend a
80,000 rubles
That's you run around all heavy jump in this shit big big and large
I'ma come up and make sure you grab that shit. We can leave out of the green flare and log this wind son
Did you grab that
What's that sound like?
What's they saying, man?
What's they saying?
They're saying to put this goddamn armor on right now.
Yeah, it'd probably be smart, boss.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm hearing it's crazy and it better be nuts with how this reaction is.
Let me take a look at this here.
Jack give me the clip.
Rishala boss killed MDR thorax.
Aw dude, I thought we were dead. I can't believe I lived that.
I mean you have to be fair, I shouldn't have lived that one right?
There's no way.
Not really.
No way.
Rishala might just aim about you.
Bro! Bro!
Bro!
bro you bro you have no idea let me just let me just figure this out so you can
right here at three seconds not really
so I might just aim but you go on away my chest not even seeing what I'm
I'm saying let me let me rewind this three seconds so he sees him right here three seconds.
Not really.
That's Rishala.
They're literally just one more right.
Brother you were on he was on your screen for literally 10 seconds and never that is
I don't know. I don't know.
Not really. Give you an idea.
This guy is notorious for you
hearing one bullet and then
instantly die. Not really.
Shalom might just aim about you.
Where is he? They're literally
just one. Oh, there he is.
Brother, look at how long like
post agro you like right here he right here he sees your body and he would only
shoot your head if this was anybody in chat which is why they're losing their
fucking minds they would have died in this moment this is me I'm already there
I say aura I mean dare I say like I am already dead in this moment I'm dead
I'm dead I've been shot I have called the ambulance and they aren't like me is
not. Coming. Not really. This
right here, bro. How you live
this. Go. They're literally
just one more. And then you
ADS. You're I can look at them
bro. How aura aura that is the
only thing or that's all it
could be. Listen if there was
something to where it's like
that just happened the day's
going to turn around. That is
We just thought let's go. Let's fucking it. We just saw it that that is the lord
Let's put a few together that is the lord putting his hand on our back right now. Hold on what I do
I got your mustache on my face
It's an orange mustache purple second. Yeah
I'll put I'll put it right on man. Go give me see that he was looking at my wizard
You ain't hutch you ain't fucking hutch you ain't hutch. I must spare your life. Oh shit
Thank you for the 100 Zatax with the 200, holy shit!
throw some love in it for the big dog my goodness thank you
dubby's in a chat for sat talks coming in with the 200 gifted man holy
cat no we do have a 200 getting done it's it's
still under development it isn't finished perfectly yet so we're just
waiting to uh to to put it in i'm guessing i'm guessing
but holy fuck bro thank you so much for the 200 gifted absolute animal my goodness gracious
dovey's in the chat for the big dog my gosh holy shit
I
What the hell was that I can't see it I don't even know what that alert was it was Zatux
coming in with a hundred dollars he said just some kisses on the mouth for my boy
my god lucky me
Yeah, I was that dog. Thank you for love, bro a
Complete vibe shifter coming from the big dogs ad talks and the big dog Vex. I appreciate you guys again
W's in all chat throw them some love. We got a change a rihanna. I'm sorry. We got to change you
Yo
Absolute monsters. Thank you guys for the love dudes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Holy shit. Next! Next!
Deadly Sans and Wartsman, thank you!
we gotta go we gotta go there we gotta go the apartment let's go we gotta go
to dorms we have to this is the spawn it is against my religion to not go to
dorms on this phone we got stuck I'm going panda fuck you no no no you stay
with me you stay with me you stay with pop oh you dirty we got to we got to
we got to talk in the man listen we ain't jump through the window we're
going right through side door nothing fancy we're going up a looting
mark for him I'm pulling a red key card couple cool things for both of us
let's do it baby we do this I had the greatest pee ever you know those peas
were like
oh my
Parmesan cheese make sure you loo him
Parmesan cheese on the staircase
There's there's people coming in there on first floor already
Yeah, there's players on first I can't lose them. All right. Yeah, just after that
I'm putting on arm real quick
Is that you or him?
Him.
Okay.
I need to top off some mags, okay?
Okay.
You got that motherfucker, bro.
You got that motherfucker. I know you do.
I have a full faith in you.
Oh, yep, gotcha.
This site kinda sucks.
Turn off your laser, I don't know how to.
T.
T.
Oh.
That's a knife.
Is that him?
No.
Coming up.
Maybe.
It's you running, right?
Me running.
Okay.
Oh, are you deep in the hallway now?
Yeah, I'm by the steel staircase.
Gotcha.
Shot a dead body.
shot a dead body
here's someone hill
could be scab
i lit that guy up
definitely someone outside right
that's a scab-o
my bullets aren't doing anything
sounds good
All right, kill another scab outside. I thought that was the player but it's not
There's there's there's something like a guy creeping he's out for sure
Oh, you think he's outside so we have someone inside we have someone outside
We have someone inside. Yeah, they got it. He was in earlier way earlier
I hate this peak man.
I see you.
You're at the end.
I'm nervous if you're like an old staircase.
I'm gonna need to start clearing this guy, okay?
I'll just be stacked up with me.
Give me space, give me space.
ready to re-swing up by that.
A scav? Yeah, that's a scav. Yeah, see this? That's a scav. He's down in that elbow, I think.
Hey, just ADS, careful.
Those are scabs.
Scabs from above you.
Gonna walk down the staircase.
I don't know if there was a player in here, but I think there was for sure a player in
here at one point, like no doubt, because I heard a...
Back hill you hear the shots. Yeah, who does you want me to lose this guy right here? Yeah
Yeah, the guy with like all red on Parmesan. Yeah, that guy has good ammo
Yeah, it was for sure player in here because scabs don't bolt and this guy bolted in through first through that doorway and
Then went through bathroom and bolted out because he heard us up here in dimwondo beef
I'm inside a mark right now and it's absolute horseshit
That's a player bro. He's cutting and was yeah
I heard a shh, you know.
Yeah.
Can scabs do that? I thought they couldn't.
They can. They'll run and then they'll stop and then they'll turn in place and that's probably what you heard.
Yeah, another single key card. Oh, that's a delight. Thank you so much.
Delight, what a delight.
It's not that good. It is good.
Aw, I dropped a mag. Fuck me.
You got BP?
BP, BP. BP, that's good. That's all I'm using.
No, we've not completed Shooterborn. It ruined our day, to be honest with you.
I put me in such a bad mood trying to do that stupid fucking quest. I hate that quest.
I
Geez you good big house
I don't know where I lost this yeah, yeah me coming down the staircase
That's you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I was meeting. I'm so sorry. I'm here wait outside
multiple not a good time to do I think we've got people here soon
about third
maybe just scabs sounds like it's just scabs
All right, the grenade you left these are called impact grenades. These are the ones where you remember that what you're talking about the ocean
Take this keep mind it to like your seven key or something that you can press and use it on your by your choice
You throw that as someone's feet it instantly explodes and will kill them
So if you're playing against somebody and you're like this guy's good throw it as fucking toes
I'm gonna do all the key spots. I lost a mag too if you see it. Let me know.
You lost a mag? Fuck.
That's all good. I got two mags, buddy.
Yeah, I'm gonna be looting on two.
I'm over here. See me?
On two. Okay.
You got stuck when you were doing the intro to Tarkov, no way.
funny story when 1.0 came out I you know obviously whenever these big updates come out you always
try and be like the first one in the game right I was the first one where the first streamer she
got access to 1.0 and I was pumped I was like bro this is gonna be great yada yada yada we go
to fucking play 1.0 and I shit you not I got bugged and the game wouldn't allow me to do any
and I was so fucking pissed yeah the dorms is really just mark room that's all
you're looking for and mark room and jackets two stories a little bit more
but honestly I'd say we reset get those grenades out that promised on loot out
in ammo and come back again we have cars well yeah down for that all right
come over to me I'll give you money do you have money or no I have money
Yeah, we have Chris cattle and his feeder on Tarkov. What a time to be alive
Love the new
To get used to finding the new logo instead of the skull much love Chris cattle
Yeah, how much love bro. I appreciate you man
So hold these spaces should be able to hit the vault on this yeah that one you can just
jump yeah there you go.
I started.
I started.
Haha.
Oh wonderful.
It's a great time to hit us with fucking jokes.
How do I do it? It's F? Yeah, all right. Yeah, I wouldn't stand there. I usually like to stand in these trees and
Then you can check the car timer by spamming oh and it'll show you how long you have until that pops up
You can just sit here and the bushes just spam oh and I usually go over there like 10 to 8 seconds
Man, look at the strategies, man.
Oh, bro, you get native off that car a couple of times, you start doing shitty stuff like
this, no way to do it.
All right, we're good.
Let's walk back over there now.
Well, just like I told you, like everyone can see that the car extract is green right
now, how it is for us at the top right.
So like if I'm in dorms and I'm ratting us, or if I just walked into dorms and
I see that green car. I am sprinting up to that roof and trying to kill whoever's on it. And I've done
that a hundred times. You're just sucking nades. Boom. Boom. Yeah. Nades are just swinging. Fucking
pre firing at the car. I mean, pick your poison of death, my friend. When the fuck did I kill a
player. You got a player?
Yeah.
Okay, I got a bag right there, bro.
A mode.
Mode.
PPM was good.
Ammo.
No.
Oh, that was that wasn't.
So I killed that guy who I was telling you about who I heard or I thought I
heard that was a player and I shot him in his ass.
I thought it was a scabbo.
Perfect.
I
Think he actually I've had some okay stuff. Well, yeah, that'll happen
Okay, here's what I gotta do I gotta change
The site on this mother the tax 30 is so horrible. Oh, dude. It's terrible. Tack 30 is
I'd rather just have a dot like it's so bad. I'm using a holo right now man. Yeah
You have a voodoo voodoo voodoo that's the good one
Oh, these one up in price sure
What
Just me undercutting myself, you know typical gameplay for me. It's on a gun. Oh
Here we go
Is this the one tango
It's on the devil
I
Like the razor too, bro the razor is so nice
Yeah, our razor is it's very nice that's by the best side. I think yeah, I think a lot of people would agree
Hence the price for it so expensive shit
All right, come on chat without having to do 108 things man
What's the best site to swap on this fucking thing man, please bro, please I gotta we need to change it. This is bad
I don't want to say tango. Okay. Oh
My gosh my 3.8 mil what the fuck happened?
Is that good or bad really bad? Oh
Wait is the teapot a quest item I don't remember
We're not quest. I'm sorry a streamer item
It's not
All right, I gotta take my dogs out you want to run a quick scath
Why we run a green screen there's just nothing behind me bro. It's like
It's like a white window. It looks like shit
So the camera would just be like the glare of the sun would just be fucking up the camera the whole time. Let me take them out
I'll be right back boys
you
You
All right, we got here where you at bitch pussy
where you at Nick there's no way you already died I'm in the bank are you
robbing it oh I think the tank is operational what makes you say that oh
Shit.
Pull up on a real goopa like me.
I'm eating a jerky.
Fuck yeah.
Is that you?
Nope.
Okay, I got a guy by me.
I
Scavo
Chat this bank had no loo in it, bro. You can't be for real. We're all
Everybody's getting mad at me or they're very happy about me deep throat in this slam gym
You know wrong with a little meteor mouth, bro. Mm-hmm
Amen, you know I'm saying I'm in
Say a lot of say a lot of
For this bitch gave me AP 20s in this John. What the fuck?
I believe batteries man
These are already looted.
Really?
They are.
Hutch, let's find them.
Where you at?
What?
What are you talking about?
Let's find the people.
In the middle of the map, bro.
I'm in the cabon area.
Good bussier.
milk milk I've ever told you why I don't drink milk
why is that I came back from a cruise
oh god and you know I'm
it's like fucking late bro we just got back from this cruise
and I just you know when it's chocolate milk
I go into the fridge no chocolate milk so I'm like I'm gonna go outside in the
outside fridge and I know I got some milk back here I go to the outside fridge and
I'm like oh man there's oh I do have some milk so I cracked that fucker open it
was in the back of the fridge and I right I remember grabbing it and it
It felt like the carton was like puffed out, you know?
But I didn't think anything of it at the time,
because it was late.
I just, I was traveling all day long.
So I opened it and I went for the instant chug
and it was like the first little bit was just like acid
hitting my tongue and then a chunk fell right
Into the old bussy and let me tell you something. I have a nasty story
Bro, I have never in my life ate or drink anything that literally felt like my body
Was trying to expel it
Then that shut in that chocolate milk
That was a dirty nasty story. Yeah, it was the worst thing
I'm over here. Where you at? Oh, let me guess. You're the one walking in the middle of the
street asking if a scav is me. Well, I haven't heard a single shot and we're at 11 minutes,
boss. I say we start running towards those areas like we did last time. See if we can't
Stumble upon a goopa. Let's do it. Let's do it. The middle is clear. Snip them out. Snip them out.
I think if there's anyone still in this game
This guy's looking to be funny on the right. This guy's got a good gun with a scope on it, bro.
Yeah, probably a play-oh
Where's that? Who's that player scav aggro?
I'm pretty sure the scav just aggroed him up top
I think we smoked this guy. He might have killed another scabs. Yeah, shoot him on three one two three
He tanked my shot not good
Nice, I'm pretty sure he he killed another scab
because that that that scab above aggroed and
He was the only one around us
Did more than that man this guy's got like Lou bro
Yeah, oh yeah, we got we got some blue. Yeah, it's time for sure kill another scav
Yeah, we'll find out at the end but I mean to be honest it's kind of worth it no matter what cuz we all four
drop that this over here I forget how I thought it was a rig
I have to cheese, I don't need the cheese
I need it, I don't need it
I'll be rigged, I know I'm just trying to figure out my ammo situation
I guess I don't even need this ammo, I should just use this gun
Oh do I still need a car battery actually?
Yeah I'm yawing in that car battery, oh you have it, I'll get a ticket
You want it?
No, no, it's not yours.
Why, if you knew, you'd say you're here.
Where's some money?
Take it, take it, Bob.
You need the money, you, you, you...
The fuck I need the money for? You, you want to buy some shit?
Yeah, true.
You and purgatory of poorness.
I'm hurting.
That's just gonna make the wind and feel that much better, Bob.
Yes, sir.
Hold on.
Wait, let's see.
Walk towards this scav.
Yeah.
That was 100% a bad scav, no doubt.
Is that other scav would have shot at you?
Yeah, what up?
You see how that AI scav didn't shoot you?
That guy killed another player scav
install that loot from him so then we kill that guy and still the loot from him
where'd you go? what'd you say? where'd you go?
let me take a little peek
I got no wire brother. I got no wire big dog. thank you sir. no problem. we ain't
following you we just getting out of ventilation chef so I didn't know I didn't
know that if so he murders a scab other AI scabs will then target him and because
that sniper scab targeted him I knew that he murdered another scab so we
killed him and you just gained rep so you gained a lot of rep for that kill
stupid man you were stupid I said no way no way
hutch smarts just in ways that you don't really need to be smart like animal
facts and this should be fun no it's impossible we go around
you have ventilation shaft spam on I got ventilation shaft and you know what
that means your reps going up so for killing that we get positive rep as
well yeah the bad scab killing PMC's killing bad scabs extracting all that
shit and you can get to a point with your scab rest you just knew bro you
really do a fuck yeah bro that's why he ran that's why you ran towards that
building to get underneath the sniper scab he knew when that sniper scab
aggro'd him that I knew that he was bad.
By the way, I shot him in the leg, because the AT&T actual told me to shoot him.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, the leg shot's holding.
And he killed him.
Hutch, can you tell me the national average cost of a Big Mac annually back in 1991 off
the top of your head?
A dollar thirty-five.
Right over here.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
It's not lit.
Okay, I'm off.
I
Heard one running up on us
Good work
That's three raids in a row. I'm just saying hey for Charlotte really. Oh it's 85 shit
You know shit like that, huh? Okay
Yeah
different. Tell you what type of card is just by the lights, you know? No, you keep the scar.
House? Okay. Keep the scar, box. Keep the mag. What's the scope?
Chad, this is streamer on them. I always forget. This is it, right?
No. Okay, I'm selling everything. We'll keep the heels.
I guess I'm gonna take helmet gun rig.
Okay.
Boom, boom, no, no.
Where are they?
Key.
Now you a man.
Now you need me.
We do need the backpack.
You know what?
I just need everything.
Stellarize.
Alright, back up to 4-2.
me
We do need the backpack you know what just like yeah, everything
All right back up before to
Bro, it's have you seen the like meme of those guys and they're like no
We do not listen to Ella Langley and then like five seconds later. They're dancing like hold dance. Have you seen that?
It's so funny. It's so funny.
The fucking songs are catchy.
It's so funny.
Okay, wait, so I just just one thing about this game that I is putting new scopes on do I is it have to have a certain
Is it just the scope? I hope so, bro. Oh, you need the you need the mount for the scope in this
Yeah, but you can you do the loby. It's like a it's hello
It's this the other 30 mm ring go to your mechanic like you're crafting a gun and look for the lobe
No, my chat's saying that they use the same.
So I lucked out.
There you go.
Ooh, I am for real.
Never meant to make you buy the cry.
I apologize a trillion times.
Ooh.
I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson.
Boom.
your times. Oh, I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson. Boom. Boom.
I
Also, I did not need that battery for a quest I stole it from you for no reason and I apologize
Holy shit
And it was it's only 60 K fucking coming only 60 not them
Okay, I'm ready ready to fight. Let's go
got this thing going on.
Feel this way forever.
Yo bro, I'm currently getting roasted.
Can I vent to you?
Would you mind if a goop events to a goopa?
My wife says I'm a great punching bag. Wonderful, bro. War dogs comes out with their fucking video, right?
They're like, oh, we had a great whatever video
Everybody in it. They got peanut. He's making moves killing a bunch of people. They got you know, all these people do
You know what they put me in for?
What they put you in for boss flipping a helicopter and spawn
So obviously I had some feelings about it that weren't positive and these
talksuckers are doubling down a pitch what what video is this bro bro it's on
their official Twitter they posted like this like it was a great bait I'm
I don't know why I'm here some place from our community and it's me flipping that bitch
And I know that there was better moments. I know I had better moments, right come on. Let's go
Well, at least you're in the motherfucker. Great. Yeah, I really do much the whole time
I played but just kind of died and you're playing about the game, so
That'll happen. I don't know what they need to put me in for
Where am I going? Where are you at?
Do the hole in the wall towards the shot.
Oh, I'm coming.
Yeah, that game just, I don't know really.
Like I said, boss.
Yeah.
I probably won't like it, but I'll try.
I think you will.
I really do think you will.
I really, really do think you will.
You really do.
Yeah, again, man.
I felt the same way you did, brother.
I got murder on the way up here last time lock in
I just got shot in my booty I do have audio inside careful
okay heard that I just had a laser on my face I hope that was yours
go straight up theoretically speaking there could be people here
they look like it
The first shot's back, back yonder.
Take a little peek.
Yep.
Nice shot, shooting the damn lock off this, John.
You want to go back to your home?
No, we don't need to go over there. We should play here. I like playing here too
Yeah, it's isn't the greatest of spots to be honest. There's a lot of angle that just kills for free
Let's go panda. Right left left left left left left. I've seen something
Like left right when you look outside left. He's on the wall
Yep player hold on hold
I
Sure, it's a player a scav 100% 100% crack house crack house
That's mechanic you see a mechanic they're all saying it's a scav. I don't think so boss
Okay
I
Looked at him. I got a good good hard-looking
That's a fucking player right there. I looked at it. I saw a blue crate new guy new guy along the wall
I'm gonna write the land. That's a player. Yeah, that probably is that probably is shoot that motherfucker. Shoot him no matter what
In the tankers we should just burn over there. Yeah, I'm already on my way
He's in the tankers like the ones that in the middle
Are you over here I'm already over here. I'm dating
I
Just like these big white tankers because these are why these are not why he's like any white tankers
Where are you at bro?
Pocket watch. Oh, he's my pocket watch. I'm fucking losing it coming
are you how close you go over there I'm at the three red crates two red crates
and blue great I miss you once no don't do that if you're close to him you shoot
him already yeah chat chat was saying I got a hit
I'm not. I'm not though. Are you close? Oh, no, not.
I'm here, you boss. I'm running. That's you? Yeah, I'm running.
Yeah, I'm right here. I'm right here. I'm right here. I'm right here. I'm right here.
this is just not a busy let's give them this way come on
I tried to go this way I couldn't do it
he might already be back he might already this is the way he was going
we wrapped far left tankers so
yeah I doubt it
this shitty place to Claire so be ready
He's long on play across the bridge already
That's him that's him you hear that yeah
He's talking a proper right now
Don't run
That's a player behind red crate
What red crate that red crate right here
I guess.
Do you have one right there?
Is he right behind it?
Yeah.
I'll be a scab.
I'm here and I'm turning shit.
I got his left.
You guys right?
Keep holding that.
Hey, keep holding that.
I'm gonna go and swing that motherfucker.
It looked like a scab,
but he had a player backpack on.
You sure you didn't drop that guy who you were shooting at?
He had a black helmet jet sand.
He was kind of all blacked out.
I definitely didn't drop him, but...
that's a scab as well that's where he was though
yeah they're talking to proper yeah I think he might be talking to proper
I called that you dropped him and looked like he fell behind the tank when you shot him
No way, bro, I'd go check behind the far right point tank. No, go back where you were
Yeah, I was going you did this guy had something on I think
No, he had a bullshit backpack. Wait, what I swear those a bigger bag come down here. We'll look for him
How do you how do you get out towards you?
Down the staircase opposite side of the building that you came from like you're running towards me. There's a door down there
There is other people out here. Yeah, there's other people they're like in panda scaffolding
which means they're gonna have eyes on us so not smart looking around here also
people just extracted from the raid too
I said would you say fuck this guy I don't think you killed him I remember
where I shot him I'm just looking at that scapultine
alrighty I'll see you
so we go check out dorms
up to PK you should too
The
treacherous walk to the new owners they were found going through here boss
it's all something at the end red backpack look like a scavo
scat
dead something up on third dead player on third
oh it's boss boss this kid watch out watch out back up back up back up
I'm just going to hit a quick kill, below us, below us, below us, scav.
What the fuck is that?
This is big.
There's that player, he's pretty juiced down there as well.
Make sure you clear that all the way through third.
Right over here.
Definitely got absolutely sauce by Roshallah. I think I'll tell you now. We didn't he got sauce
Yes, he did he got sauce by Roshallah one of these guys probably have his gun. That's perfect
Yeah, there's a gladiator with level five plates
Courage y'all level five place. We need it Roshallah shitty gun, but it is what it is
J with level four plates
Nice.
Nice.
That's your level five rigs over there.
Oh, the backpack.
The notorious backpack.
First time seeing that, the swipe and it's empty.
21.
Yeah, that's what's supposed to happen when you face check, Rizala.
There it is.
Not whatever the fuck happened to me.
Yeah, not the witchery that you did.
He just stared at the guy and he just gave you a wink and told you you have to pass. Oh
Yeah, this is juice. Fuck yeah
He did this
PR and a vector to key cards
Oh
Bro, I'm not looting bro. I'm getting fucking paid. That's what I'm doing about damn time
Damn, I pulled like 1.5 out of this room. Oh my god. Yeah, we got paid
All righty, you should switch me backpacks and take mine
switch me bags
Actually, this is what you should do. You just unload mags, I'm gonna make you money.
Unload mags, okay.
Yep. So like there's some more mags over here on this guy, you should unload these.
Shit ammo chest, okay.
Yeah, you're looking for a BT in these mags, but you won't.
this guy has it the guy behind me should have it as well
this is a BT, BT, come on
I got a BT
so that's good stuff, yeah?
yeah, yeah
600 of damn
oh
you heard that right?
Be sure it is
I
BTB PB BS yeah, I guess this could all be in there as well
I
Want these mags
Let this rig be socks
This guy's very
All righty drop your bag. Let me compile all this shit real quick
Okay
Got BP and BT or is that good? Yeah, both good put those in the bag
And I'm gonna put everything in this big bag and then you're gonna take the big bag
And before you think I'm giving you any handouts like I said, I'm a two mil out of that room
It's only fair if I give you this stuff
What do you want me to do? I'm sorry just drop your backpack on the ground
Okay, it's got a lot in there. I can't lie good for him
Put everything together
I'll just watch that staircase that I do that so I don't get rolled up on
And we'll probably
Fit it fit it fit it fit it fit it fit it
I'm expecting this thing to be absolutely loaded or you have one rig in here. Let's see it
That's it
look inside tuna you do have a couple things inside got empty mags got four
empty mags that's a juice can you drop me some food yeah let me drop it to you
not inside the body here you go boom food right down the ground for you eat
that so you stop groaning me how to listen to you bitch sorry coach sorry coach I
will do it again I won't bitch any more I promise just gonna check this is your
bag you take down over your ready I'm gonna see if we have car that'd be that
That be a blessing.
God damn.
We do have car.
The blessing is happening.
Damn.
Damn.
Look at all that.
It's the big boy raid.
Big boy raid.
We got a kick cat and a Yeager. Whoa gold gun. Oh man. Oh
Man, oh, man. Oh, man. You don't juice me up right?
AP 63 and GT good or bad
GT's bad, but you want the mags you only download those mags keep all the ammo in the mags because you're gonna be keeping those
You can put those in like vectors and shit
We should leave the four players guys start running in here. Give us our time
Sure, let's go. All right show you something so you can leave out of this roof
You see the run to this corner drop your bag underneath you on the bar bar
And drop down
Yeah, I hear it we need any probably players guys
go down leave yeah you know I'm not good at this stuff right okay so drop my bag right
yeah and then drop you're gonna break your legs but then you can just grab your bag
after and repair your legs you got a grizzly right you're watching this guy's
an asshole or a scab stream sniper he's gonna be in these windows just come on
over to the car I'm gonna get her all started up boy okay I gotta heal it I
I gotta heal it.
Pop a PK.
I really hope that's you boss.
I'm coming over to you.
Set to that car.
Yeah, that's me.
Head to that car.
Pop a PK, run on over to the car.
I'm gonna heal behind the trees, okay?
The good little piece of the job.
Yeah, you need to activate the car.
Just activate the car right now.
Okay
That 30 seconds on this we're fine
I'll let you know when to come to the car. Yeah come over into these trees. Don't worry about healing. You're fine. You're fine. Okay, just chill
Yeah, 10 seconds
Yep, you can walk back to the car now
and we're good let's go good work son good work absolutely let's go that's
what we need I thought that you hit the
fucking Jason Bourne exit and I was gonna get caught like a fat pelican
I'm on the board. She's just crazy. There we go. There we go. We're all right. We're all right.
We're all right. We're all right. All right. Now, what do I do with all of this, bro?
Congratulations. You made money.
Well, we sell the ammo, right? Like the ammo that we don't really need.
Yeah, the the green tracer rounds. Yeah, you could toss us
Huh
Give me a second wife agro
There's nothing I can do
Keep keep
Okay, we're good here. We don't have a lot of painkillers though
Or how we looking I mean after that run right there, I feel like we're getting close to even on the day we really are
We've lost a lot of wood carbon it back
I wish you that Chad like the one yeah, I'm just gonna bring it bro, and I'm gonna bind it and I'm gonna swap it
Fuck it
All empty mags
Yeah, we're good
Shit ton of ammo I got so much BT from that holy shit, and that's good ammo chat is BT is can this
Wait, wait, wait load
What's the best amp no, I don't have enough I just gotta do M80 what about M62 tracer?
M62 is good
I'm going to load it with that 43 penetration and then 820 bull velocity and then what do
we put in there we put it we put in uh that's m80 and I didn't put m80 in there
though did I what I did not I did not m62 okay and that's 42 pen 820 so what the
fuck man we need to see that we need to see the armor thing all right very high
very high very high okay now we're just listening to old Nick figure it out so
m82 is good so m80 is better
It's coming to the realisation that M80 is better than M62.
I'm feeling low again.
M62 is a tracer.
Yeah, but what's the, who cares?
Does it matter really?
He's figuring it out, you know?
It's cool to hear.
You can hear him in real time figuring that shit out.
Yeah. We got a lot. So BT 37880. But what about?
And I want to let it go. What makes an ammo so great? Like tell me, what's the best
ammo that I have up there? Is it the BT? Are you asking me to chat?
Well, whoever. You preferably. Alright. So you want high pin. High pin is what
get you through face masks and helmets. Anything that is that is higher pin, you want that typically
over flesh damage. Flesh is what you run whenever you're you're like let's say I'm running leg meta
right? I would want a high flesh round because I'm shooting someone's leg off
ripping through their flesh and then killing them when that damage disperses to the rest of their
body. So you want to shoot people in the head which means you need high pin and yes you
You are correct.
M80 is a better round than M62, which is new.
Now some of your chat might be saying M62 is better.
They would be correct if it was six months ago.
Damn, chat.
But M80 is better now.
The best round is M61.
Like if you look at M61 or if you look at my screen,
it's very high on literally everything.
All the way to level six, very high.
You're just tearing through everything.
So like this, what I'm using is PP, which is good to level four
and then terrible against five and six, which sucks, but
is that headshot ammo?
Okay, okay, cool.
So we're not down bad.
We got some good stuff.
We have great ammo.
About my rig.
That's good.
Yeah, yeah, M993 and M881 are also better than M61s, yes.
But how often are you seeing those bullets?
Typically, whenever I'm talking about it,
I'm talking about M80, M62, M61.
Those are like the three rounds that actually matter.
It's the same thing when you're talking about 545.
It's like BTBS or BP.
Yes, a gold neck exists.
Yes, 7 and 40 exists.
But for 90% of the people playing this game,
they're not gonna see those rounds very often.
So to explain, oh, you wanna look for a gold neck
and you wanna look for, well, gold necks on bosses,
but 7 and 40, like you're not gonna see 7 and 40.
When the fuck do you see seven and 40?
BT is not the best round because it's ricocheted off of level four, level five, and level six.
But it's the best round for a lot of people until they can buy BP, which even now with
max traders, you can't even buy BP.
You have to fucking trade for it.
And the trade is ridiculous.
So it's like BT is your only real option, which by the way, what did I just see?
Stash the regular oh, it's okay dorm room 303 and customs. We've been there a hundred times today. Do you have a do you have that?
Yeah, I have three or three
It's hippo lighter. How do I get his hippo? I can bring you one. They're like 2k. It's nothing, okay?
Yeah, we stashed one of their I complete this quest. Let's do it them
Not like we've been there all gay
It's our first time there
They're all fucking dead literally all day. We've been there like 10 times
I got but fuck by Barry buckets so right by that oh my god man. I mean that guy
clearly play me do you know those guys they play it all the time it's the only
game they're really playing consistently I mean those guys are just
animals there's levels to this shit like we talked about that motherfuckers on
one of those levels yeah yeah
Oh, it's Zippo not P. Zippo not Zippo. Zippos. All righty, I'll carry this in my booty cheeks
until we get there. What's that from? Whoopsies. Whoopsies. I don't know. I knew that. M62 for
long range. Yeah, it's just a great round. It's just, but if there's anything that I have
realized and escaped from Tarkov is if there's a chance, it's never going to happen to you,
but it's always going to happen to the enemy. If there's a chance that you ricochet a bullet,
you will never ricochet that bullet, but the guy you're shooting will ricochet it every
fucking time somehow because he's a cahoots with the lord or something.
I need one more and I complete a quest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like a party actually.
So we're going where we need to go.
Yes, sir, sir.
Rip him, Lotto, rip him, baby, rip him.
Okay, he's turning around.
Feels good.
Lakers I appreciate the entire year man. Thank you so much for the love dude
Yo Doug, thank you for the $20 super chat as well. Yeah, listen. Hey, he's learning. He's getting there man
You know we were all there at one point
We were all there at one point ourselves, you know, he's getting there he's getting there I
Tell you he's a lot better than what he was on day one. That's for sure
I
War dogs adjusting the flight model FYI wait what happened I
Like the way to fly in that game years. Holy shit. Yeah
Gamer I appreciate you bro. Thank you for two years of sub into landing right there with you with 28 months much love guys
Thank you guys
Yeah, I hope they don't make it stupid difficult me to
That sucks balls we're spawning the game those bad
Fuck
We up there
We are very David 20 months back. It's a you know, no sex fun. This is you know, it's fine
Yeah, no say you know say
Like it was saying he wants to play tomorrow
I'm in here, bro
Come and join me in the tuna. Come on
Oh, love to have you.
We could use his expertise.
He's very good.
He's just good.
He's just, that dude's just good at chess, jerky.
Do you know what you're allergic to, by the way?
Have you figured out anything?
Oh, I was muted.
Shit.
I'm downplaying with folks here tomorrow.
That dude's just good at shit, you know?
It's a grenade on bridge.
Yeah, he's just good.
just one of them shoot he's one of them dude like us we'll get yeah he's just
good at shit I don't know like there's people like me and you where we'll get
good of something but it's gonna take time we're gonna have to put in a lot of
more than the usual person does but we'll reach that skill ceiling at a
certain amount of time. Cloak sees one of those where he just plays and he's just
like oh so this is how you jump shoot 360 one tap a guy from across the map
I can do it every time. It's gonna be right on this hill. They're gonna be
where we want to go. They're fighting over there on that hill. Let's go get
ball we're gonna jump off of this
I think it's guys pretty sure it's guys it could be player it would have your
green helmet dude like it sounded like players no I know but there's two right
in front of you on your slope going up onto the yeah I think those are gonna
be players no just say it's got 100% if they didn't they had like bottom
move it
looking
yep you're right
that's not on us
it's on me, it's on me
there's a lot of shooting going on at dorms
lots and lots of shoo-ston
But you work a little bit here coming up now. Yeah, careful careful. There's players all around us
So I think there might have been someone who transited right next to us for the quest I was getting shot by someone else at cyber hill
Jesus good spouse
Maybe not father up. Let's go. They're fighting on the backside of sniper hill or at dorms
Sound like on the ass
I gotta reload real quick
I'm not going out open.
Oh.
Shoot me.
Yeah, back it up there.
I'm back if you can.
I'm trying to look.
Holy fuck.
Walk him back.
We play back side of this hill.
You didn't just die, did you?
I'm dead, yeah.
You're dead?
I'm dead. I don't know. I thought I could like
Yeah, we have people all around us. You got sniped that from behind you. That's who killed you
Yeah, so this gun is terrible
Yeah, you got shot from time you got people just like you said I mean they're fucking ever
Yeah
Yeah, we did get a pretty bad spot, don't you?
Oh, it's a terrible spot.
And you died in a terrible spot, so those guys are going to be on Stelny Hill and just
listen to my audio and fry me whenever I go up to look at them, but it's possible.
I'm ready.
I'll just lay down that bush.
my goal is open these guys rotate this way
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
one down
I have two people of already I've in four
the
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That's weird because you know when I get in gun fights,
so people they shoot back.
It's the guns bosses.
I'm just kidding.
Fuck 20 minutes. That's come back. It's just like that. Oh
That's got bitch. I'm on my wife, bro. Why what happened? She came here. She goes what hold your fucking vegetables
He's over the lip. That's so ass.
Okay.
I said
Big five
Okay
I'm not I'm I'm not exaggerating Nick like at all there gotta be at least 10 people dead
not including you in this area and I still think that there's one more that's the craziest
part about everything. I still think that there's another one.
Dude, you can smell my chair right now. Like, we could scrape my chair.
We could scrape it into like a bottle.
Geez.
I didn't kill somebody with that thing.
Alrighty.
If I'm you, I'm thinking about maybe running a scab run.
Unless you're eating and just kind of want to watch.
I'm sure for nine hours and 20 minutes. I got arthritis in both my hips. Yeah, I'm raised on work. All righty
lose it so
I gotta do a couple things here
Unless this guy just kills me right now, I don't gotta do anything
You see what I'm going through bro? Just hell. Just fucking hell. All this effort just to get one tap by this guy with the M4 in a second.
Okay, here's the little first one.
No, I don't have arms right instead.
Here's the MP5 guy.
They just don't need that golden zip up, boss.
Alrighty.
I come back for that, for the goonship.
There it is.
Alright.
All right, as I said, knew that was going to happen.
Absolutely knew that there was going to be that one guy on the team.
I just have more patience than me.
This guy is playing like that and he has 4,300 hours in the game.
of how slow I played I crouched up like didn't move this guy said hold my beer
hutch let me show you how you grab yeah oh and this guy when he shoots me with
him maybe I died in three shots to the thorax like I was talking about that'll
happen that's another streamer you let him know that I said he played that like
pussy. Okay, with love of course. I'm gonna throw something out there. Go ahead. We're
nine hours deep. You want to go play some league? I'm saying we play a game or two.
Let's do it. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Game or two
league, bro. It's like our little bit. Little bit of cake. You know, we had a great day
I'm Tarkov. We enjoyed it. It wasn't an easy day. It wasn't an easy day. No one's saying it was an easy day.
But I had fun as well. I had a lot of fun.
If we won all the time, we'd get bored, you know?
I mean, listen, I'm learning. It's like when you got to take your little brother to go play at the park.
Yeah, but I enjoy it like this before games might get in the fight. You got to back them up. You know, it's like it's just yeah
If we weren't playing I'd be by myself or playing with somebody else just like running through lobbies looting making 30 million
That's boring to me. I like purpose. I like feeling like the purpose feeling like vicariously through you that the raids matter
You know, I appreciate that. I appreciate that
No, don't tell me I got fucking banned again
Don't say it bitch. Oh no, we're good. I tell you I got banned I
Had a seven day ban
Seven days and a 14 day chat ban for calling a guy regardless you know you got a chill
Oh, no, I'm waiting for the reddit post to be honest. You got a fucking chill. You get you get 14 days
like you're not just a regular
piece of shit like everybody
hates you. I'm going to pull
out of cheeky right now do not
look at my match history you're
not allowed to. And I got to play
it off. You can play. You can
play. I won't look I won't look
I won't look. I'm sorry.
Don't look you're going to pull
something crazy. You're going
to pull something crazy. I'm
going to pull something crazy
don't look you gonna pull some crazy yeah it's a stinky yeah a little pig
it's dude let me let me guess let me guess though let me guess before you
guess you know me bro you you know I smelly with it who clad I look like a
you know. You know. You know
not even Timo Bimo. It's
different. What is Bimo? It's
the bubble be skinned Timo. Oh
my you're a sick bastard. I'm
like you know I legitimately
haven't played this game
since we play like I am
good but uh I gotta bet who I hate I hate uh there ain't no way I'm playing against the
law first coming back all right chat a little icing on top of the cake to end the day great
day of league or great day of Tarkov why did you ban alley fuck well gg's in the chat
He's already pissed.
Well, he banned his support because he didn't like.
That's like a lethal.
Honestly, I'm so down with the Leona.
Leona is so much better.
They literally 10 times better.
Because you're getting over it.
I did.
Usually I'm around and stuff.
And I, you know, but with this character, I'm just going to be.
I'm running it down up top mushrooms everywhere. All right, sounds good. You'll never see me
This guy didn't swap me bro. I'm literally gonna wrap his nipple to his back
He ain't gonna swap me this motherfucker
Just pick it. Yeah, I'll swap you. I'll swap you. You want to swap me?
I can't swap you. I won't let me won't let me. Oh my well, I'm fucked
We're fine we're fine
I've played it twice we're fine
Yeah, we would have jumped off a fucking bridge every day and you play to get more GGs in the chat
It's over before it starts. It is over. Oh
Yeah
No, you shut the fuck up you shut up you dress up as a fucking peanut. We don't want to hear nothing
I am a peanut. At least I don't dress up as a leopard cotton. You short bitch
Five guys, we're here nothing for you
I
You gave me a miss a family fun the Christian family
No, no, no, I have gotten bell to ass all day on Tarkov, bro
Okay, and what do you do you wake up at six fucking p.m. You care you care you're sleeping while I'm getting
I'm living like living
Playing against Ari bro. It is fucking over
Hey, I'd use which to oh you're playing like a legend
Yeah, we're playing some league Nick wanted some icing on top of the cake of the ass fucking that we've gotten just
just one little game just put the toes in this is quick yo so uh p are we playing in that tournament or no
uh oh yeah yeah yeah that's probably a good idea yeah let me get let me take us to apple in that group chat
yeah let me know we are where is that group chat and i don't remember oh here we go hey apple
can talk off dirty and the hard split yeah you want to play i can't wait what's that what's that what's
them I don't know I don't know the August 27 to 28 way I think I see a dog right here
give me one take it for my team I can find a tire okay some of it's in fucking Russian
so like that well it's a Tarkov dirty so yeah yeah but I don't fucking speak Russian
I don't care what's an anime convention, if I can't read what the fuck I'm doing, I can't do it.
It doesn't say.
What I would say based on the last tournament that was similar to this one, it would be
a heavy time investment.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like a six hour fucking turn of it, bro.
Holy shit.
Should I ask if you could join or no?
No, no.
I
Should I get a party was enough to enough to know
We apparently we have to sign up with this thing right here, or do you not want to do that and just text them just text them or lazy
Okay, and me and I just play in the tournament
I'm literally typing under the form sign up and it's like
Love that good. Okay. Okay. Hey, okay. All right. He's gonna think we're asshole
Whatever you say do it
Yo, I can you tell me who you're sucking off over at the war dogs people because
Your clips were you looking awesome? My clips was one single clip of me looking like shit
You want to tell me why that is?
then I mean, I saw that and I was like, you know, people always do with jokes at Timmy's
clips because he's kind of fat and he sucks, maybe they were like, that's what we're going
to do.
Maybe they, you know, he's sad and he sucks.
Yeah.
And then you're like, penis always the best and he gets on the kill, he shaves it off
I don't know if that's ever been said.
I don't think so.
Once or twice I've never heard it.
I'm gonna fucking zip this motherfucker top lane but I'm zipping him.
Good.
Eat his fucking ass.
I think he's really good at this.
I think I might be dead.
Oh he is.
Anytime I see a team I'm excited as whenever I'm playing Mord.
That's not good information
My swan I love that baby. That looks awesome. You'll never see me
That's awesome
Bitch
No way that mist is always not good
That looks great
Tonight P? Oh my wife's gonna- Did you hear her?
That was her!
He's mine! He's mine! Get away! Get away!
He's mine!
He's a witch!
Oh my gosh, what are you playing tonight?
I don't know, I'm just-
I know me too man
Me fucking too
If I get ganked, I'm gonna crash out I got my guys doing a nest
Oh, that's unfortunate.
Please get out.
I got my guys doing a nest, we're not guys.
I kinda have a fast moose.
Pretty steep slope for us, but if they applied we'll have something sweet in the game.
And that's just like a private server.
I kind of like not loose pretty steep slope for us, but if it were if they if they applied will have some sweet
Like a private server
So we would you could go over the cap of 100 if necessary
And people cook like that cook it also still be public
And somebody on the public server list is what I'm asking as well.
I'm asking, I don't know if they're live, but I'm asking for some free time.
That would be pretty awesome.
I'd love that.
Swine and sheep.
That's all they are.
They also be persistent too, so you can just join in whenever you felt like it.
And you would have that, you could join like as the hundred and first person.
And as soon as it goes down to a hundred and just drop it.
Yeah, that'd be awesome.
I'd love that, bro.
I will be the monster I think I am.
Yeah, fuck off!
This guy is just like here the whole time.
You don't have something to do?
Nothing?
Conflict brings truth.
Eventually.
P, you get the private chef yet, bro?
It's time. Let's go, baby.
No, I ain't get a private chef yet.
Come on, it's time to die, brother.
I'm not gonna take a crack check.
It doesn't mean anything.
It matters time.
I'm sure you're worried.
All right, let's see if the props,
even if you don't tell Streamy,
you gotta tell me if you do it.
If I build you, I'd tell Streamy.
I'm fine, I'm not gonna get away.
Yes, you are.
I don't know if that's worth.
I thought I got the kill, little man.
Fuck!
Oh, mother of God.
What you do is you just try you got a fucking
Like I don't want you just you just try it. What are the guys creepy?
What if you just like like finger my butt? Oh, they need to kill him
Fuck brown
I walk back into it. No. Oh my gosh look at my health
Alrighty well, I got bot lane up and I've lost everything because of said said choice
What a stupid fucking character, man, didn't you just say and I quote don't die
Yes, all right, that's good heard yes, chef
Bro, he he brings me like a nightmare man. They just like have sex with me. Yeah
Oh, yep, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
Not a good look for me.
I'm already back underneath the tower.
Oh, and she has...this is bad dude Billy Bears.
I
Wanted the
Yeah
sure why this guy literally you don't yeah you just don't you just don't how'd you
that you and that's what happened to me
we will rip the power from that cold
and the enemy has best name oh the guy get up get up get up get up get up I'm
I'm trying why would you still being strong hang it and then come you motherfucker
Yeah, this is I mean do this already is beating the living fuck out of me honestly, I'm not down too bad though
We were trying to be bro we lost again. It's over
Yeah, trying to miss terrible. He came to my lane, gave my lane or a kill, and then pinged
like I baited him even though he walked in and then just died. I lose all the CS, fucking
Jesus, man.
Oh, bot lane's dead as well.
Oh, man.
You're trying to kidnap me.
I should have played fucking...
Not good. He's gonna have to die again. He's gonna blame me for 100%.
I killed their jungler they ran up like a dumbass
Dumbass.
Good.
Evil.
What does any of that even mean?
An enemy has been slain.
Silas Teemo?
What?
Uh oh.
Man, no!
Uh oh.
No!
Uh oh.
No!
Oh, shit.
What am I supposed to do about this guy, man?
This is real as a fucking real character.
This this this bitch has has absolutely fucked me multiple times and I'm not liking it very
much boss.
There's nothing I can do.
Oh not good.
Yep not good at all.
Oh oh oh come on come on.
I'm out of there Terry.
We're good we're good we're good we're good.
I can't but I'm not going to I mean I can't even farm bro.
I'm still just just trying to get a CS or two.
You know the worst part about this is, is that, again, my jungler came to my lane,
fed a kill, and has not came back.
And yes, did I ping him? Yes.
And yes, did I abandon him? Sure.
But he literally, my mid lane flashes, he walks up here,
and then gets mad at me for dying.
I, you know, I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say about that.
You know what to say?
You know what to say.
I'm doing good farm wise but oh my god he's gonna be trying to stick it in me.
She's been sticking to me, I can't lie to you.
What was the point part of this game, Thor? Every time we get a little CS'ed here.
There we go. There we go.
There we go.
Any other top laner I'm roaming up there and I'm helping you out.
Not that one.
Okay, I do nothing to do, that's awesome.
Bitch.
You know those queen face?
Please die.
No way she lives!
Oh my gosh!
I'm out of here this guy just walked up stole my tower gold and roamed oh my god
Oh, my gosh. Becky, look at her butt. It's so good.
That's a bad, uh, uh, Elma. They have months. I don't know, I'm pretty sure something's
slung in that song. So I'm gonna stop while I'm ahead. Oh, yeah, there goes Leona. Simulama,
do my love, Simulama, do my love. Yeah, that's how that song goes.
I am no traitor. I am the truth of mafia.
Wow, big boy steal. He's dead. Fuck him.
I'll snag ya.
A shepherd with no flog is just an idiot with a stick.
We'll smell ya.
Oh my god, man. I'm hurting. I'm hurtin', boss. I'm hurtin'.
Yeah, my game isn't very fun. I'm down 40 CS and just getting my dick pushed in 40. Yeah, I've really got to play much this game
Good try oh there goes that's yes as well. I
Still think there's a
not good they're go sorry coming in hot yeah our jungler is just kind of letting
it happen our jungler is just letting it fucking happen it's kind of nuts
what are you going where you going where you going where you going where
Where you going? This is our time, you dumb fuck!
Well, that'll happen. Our jungler's fully checked. Fully, fully checked.
He thinks all of his, all of his mistaps this game is completely my fault. He hates me.
Definitely calling me multiple slurs.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, no doubt. You have two top.
Order Kaiser's gonna walk over here. Yeah, I do junglers right there junglers here
Romance rotating over
I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking
Therefore he's gonna grab your ass Jarvis is here as well
Our jungler is no no fucks given about you. He's just letting you kind of deal with it
I'm pretty sure the jungler might have said that he hated you.
I can't do anything about that, I can't do anything about that.
I might be able to.
Oh yeah, here it comes.
It's not good over here.
Are you in the nightmare right now?
I'm in the nightmare right now.
I'm in the nightmare right now.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
It's not good over here.
Are you in the nightmare right now?
I'm in the nightmare.
Not going good.
And he, OK.
I miss my E. I've missed more E's this game
than I have lunches in three years.
I thought this was going to be fun, boss.
Boy, was I wrong.
I also didn't even use my ability.
my uh my item yeah i mean team o into a mordecai's your first game on i mean
yeah it's like i honestly yeah
that gg it's pretty fun
here we go
not the first time i've ever had my neck in a noose
come on mate come on mate come on mate
your turnip has been destroyed
You might be able to punish, or he gets something there.
Yep, there's another miss. Love that.
I'm looking.
I'm trying boss.
Yep, you're that arty who's gonna fuck me.
one two three four one two three hot one let's go back and on up
I'm going to go and hopefully get this turret
Yeah
Would you happen to want to play boo-boo from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m.
I don't even know what the fuck that is boss
It's where one guy has a gun and the rest of the people are farm animals bending you with other farm animals
And you have to pretend you have to try your best to make this out of the farm animals
They know that you're not a big farm animal
Before I
We are in it boys, we're in it!
We're in it!
Are you in? Are you out?
Basically, you can't see something.
Oh, I'm instantly dead and with this guy, I definitely
went to steal his ult and had an ult already.
Dashed into him and instantly died.
Yeah, it's over. Yeah, it's fucking over. Pete, I'll talk to the wife. I'll talk to
wife and I'll let you know.
Okay, okay.
Up, Mr. Birch.
Uh, Pete.
Uh, Pete.
Uh, Pete.
Uh, Pete.
Uh, Pete.
Uh, Pete.
Uh, Pete.
Uh, Pete.
Uh, Pete.
Uh, Pete.
Uh, Pete.
Hold on!
No, if he- uh...
Friday night, if you wanna play, I'm down.
Ryan.
Uh...
I'll go- yeah, yeah, I'll go all night.
I'm down for Friday as well, except for sure, for me.
Oh, shit.
Mmm.
That'll happen.
Nice.
Yeah, nice.
I can do Friday, cause I can wake up like a bomb on Saturday at like 9, 9 AM.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean?
Mmm.
I can't.
I'm good.
What on earth?
Oh, he has destroyed it.
Wait, wait, wait.
He's just going to get the KAs, man.
The KAs.
Yeah, get it.
What?
She's got every weapon.
She's got every weapon.
Stop playing weird.
There's nothing to do there.
There's room that, room over here, over there.
Let's have the chef kill her.
The chef is cooking, man.
It says, I'm cooking hard enough it sounds like.
I
Was a great grab to I'm depressed put me down some baby you want to go deep we go Friday night deep real deep
You might need to go check
Okay, he got the god stuff. Okay, our whole team's going right now
See you later, boss
How's that for I
It's Friday night. It's Saturday Sunday. What?
How much else I can do there
well mmm a knight I shut off
well this didn't go to plan no it did not sir
I died many deaths in my cell, this is nothing.
Yeah, our jungler is fully at the point of fuck this team, I want the game then.
What's also a trend?
I mean, yeah, it's just the nature of the beast.
Oh, what the fuck was that?
What's coming up right now? Is it Baron or is Dragon two minutes?
Baron's up. They're not on it. Their jungler just backs. There's a chance that they get on it soon though.
Also, I should be getting W. Not Q. Fuck me.
Probably be Dragon's next. Just farm to them.
I still think there's a chance we can win teamfights. I just have to get big, bro.
I've literally just done it in my tower all game.
They're all up along the train, if we can rotate.
No, man, I have no reaction, no, this guy is fucking incredible.
Yeah, see, Trinkets has no wants to be part of any teamfight.
Take it blue. I got it, bitch.
Don't quit.
Yeah, they're just packed up. They're just all triple ganking and absolutely feeding the
hell out of us. Go back and farm. Stop it.
Dragon one minute, he'll be up for it. I mean, it's gonna be a teamfighter on that.
Oh
Mortar guys is a fucking problem
What is going on my ability not working
Dragon 30 Dragon 30 Dragon 30 I'm on my way our jungler is backing right now
It's a new one
Later pings
Back to the top right ago, much better bro
I'll let you know
Why are we still in this game? Why is the boys not FF? FF gentlemen?
Yes, yes for me.
What does he know what you somebody's saying oh
Oh
Block me
Give me out here a motion. Give me out here motion in every game right
Later bitch
He's gonna be pissed
He's gonna be so pissed at me.
He's the fuck out of him.
Yeah we're fucked.
That's a Baron.
It's a Barony right there.
Yup.
Back in the mail, it's gone.
She lay out her milk alone.
I just had a deal of on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I go where I want.
Nick wanted to play League, so we're on League.
Don't go.
This is hell, brother.
It ain't worth it not worth it
Conflict brings truth if made it just like it's not really win angle, man
enemy rampage
No chance like our bot lane is our only carry and he's not very good. This one's curtains. Yeah
Oh, your top laner, most of the yet again.
Your top laner's gonna shove.
Yeah.
Oh, there he goes.
Collapsed on this guy with me?
Mind, we made it, we made it.
He's gonna ult me down, unfortunately.
Yeah, he's gonna ult me, and I'ma try and live.
And just get ready to kill him after.
I don't know, bro, I got fuckin' nothin'.
I'm poor.
I missed it.
No!
I fell in my shroom!
Did it work?
I fell in my shroom!
Hopefully I'll kill him!
Okay, full health. Good job.
Okay, well...
Your inhibitor has been destroyed.
So long and goodnight
Why does it happen this way?
Doesn't matter if I say
So long and goodnight
So long and good...
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Hold on
Hold on hold on. I mean hold on
Listen
It's possible hold on
I've seen it
You think so welcome to you know hell you win these ones. I don't know why I
Got to get active bro. I literally just got a farm. That's it
I'm gonna try and take top lane tower. That'd be really good for me
OK.
Backit up. Backit up. Backit up.
Backit up. Backit up.
Backit up. Backit up.
Dragon one minute.
You've been muted for the last five,
one more time, you've been muted for the last five.
Don't you worry at 3k big by big by coming in big by
There goes action
That guy just does not know how to go backwards. Yeah, he just doesn't know how to like not die
Oh, there goes cannon minus one back it up back it up back it up. Let me give me some please somebody some of these some of these
I was born a mage. The Marcia made me a criminal
We caught up a little bit
I don't don't look now
Don't look now my problem is is like
Yeah, they're missing there they're missing their midlaner
We got up
Hold on, turn to Maryboud to pop off a little bit, oh he's running, oh, they on his end,
You're gonna get murdered
Well, that ain't good
They're gonna put me in the movies
Are you dead?
No, alive. I was almost like kiting the Ari
From
ah hope we lose
from the fuck out of that area
i'm just instantly dead
Well, got punched in the face. I have a feeling I'll never play
I mean you should have saw this speed at which I died my wizard my wizard
Not sell that sell thank you
Where did I put my gaggle? It's bad bad game for your boy
Bad game for your boy. I have his use plus a shit flavored lollipop Nick
I think this might be the most useless I've ever felt in a league game
Well, welcome to my last
Usually I'm okay, but this stylist pick was just an uber throw
Well, are we kids are not rolling like I think so too
Or you same
Yeah, I don't know if we possess the abilities to stop what's about to be shoved down our
fucking throats. I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. We're here, we're here, we're here.
You're there two seconds. We're gonna need you boss. I'm here. I'll go die instantly for you all.
Oh you guys
Very nice wait for my next seat, and I'm going after one of these guys come on
one
Gotta pick it up. Oh
No, oh
Oh Nick
Oh
We have to we got two of them dead. You know what I can't say none of one and eight
We would have cleaned them and then we would have potentially been able to run and I won't say in the game
But we would have been in a great
Well they didn't do anything with it, it's okay.
We have drag up in 26, I'm gonna try and steal Fiona's ult, I have not been able to
steal shit pearls.
Every time I go in I'm already dead, Bows.
I'm gonna try to get some shrooms on dragon, I can't follow it in here.
Hold on.
We're down our jungler too. It's so terrible. Oh, yeah
I just don't get the old I don't get to do nothing man. I'm just getting Molly wop
I didn't get to use old boss and then get to use Sonya then they get to use nothing
And if I ever try to play silence again, well, one of you beat me unconscious if you don't mind
If it's if it's not, you know, it doesn't hurt your day or anything. Oh, no say
Hey support want you to know that we need shrimps around the break
Oh man yeah you are that was a big pickup for me that get to there I got one sure
I think we just steamroll mid here just try and end. Oh no. Ash gone seven. I did a reset.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. We run it. We run it. Oh they're throwing. We run it. We run it. We run it. We
We end it right now!
We end it, we end it, we end it.
Oh my gosh, there's no way.
There's no way they just did this.
Yeah, I don't know, we can do it.
I break these things so fast, just go, go, go, go, go, go.
Yep, we're pushing.
They're down for so long, bro.
They're down for so long.
I can't move, I can't move, I can't move!
Yeah, we're ready, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tritibir, you dumb fuck!
Do something!
Okay, it's okay.
I think we're good.
Oh, Leona.
Leona goes in.
I did.
I still didn't.
So does!
I have so does!
You guys cannot die.
You cannot die.
You cannot die.
Yeah, we're not.
We're not.
We're not.
Yeah we're not we're not we're not.
Stop!
Now!
I got ba-
BAMIT!
What's up, Max?
The Baron?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shroom the fuck out of that shit, bro.
You don't get the bag.
I don't have a lie, I don't have a lie.
They're coming, they're coming!
Oh my gosh...
Wait, you're gonna get hit with his AOE?
I don't know what your plan was, boss.
This could maybe work and it just didn't
I'm trying to save towers and shit
I know it was a bad play
It's all over it's all over it's all over it's all over
It's all over
Oh man why are you
He does bro he does he does
He has no way Nick he has no way if it's over
Your credit has been destroyed.
Your credit has been destroyed.
Your credit has been destroyed.
Alright, one more, but I will not be playing Silas.
You can put a gun to my head and say,
Huch, play Silas. You know what I'll say?
Pull the trigger pussy.
I'm not doing that.
I just got the motive back because Alden, honestly.
No, let's honor. Let's honor each other real quick. So I already backed out.
I backed out so fast because I didn't want to go five.
Am I, you know what?
Listen, man, after the day and the week, maybe the month that I've had,
the question begins to sink in.
You know, it begins to sneak its way around.
Is Nick Merck's good at video games anymore?
I mean,
What the fuck?
Lee, your boy is getting slammed!
Are you gonna fight me or not, bro?
You're in my game back out, you dumbass!
I hate you, you know?
Don't say you hate me!
What?
What?
The fuck is wrong with you?
It's too far!
You know it!
It's too far and you know it!
At seven, we shoot it!
It's too far and you know it!
What?
but handsome thank you thank you you thank you I appreciate that like a big
talking about us man they're talking about us they're talking about me
talking about me bro you ate away fucking jumper in your face today in the
fucking dormitory I know a bumblebee honestly you know who fault that was
That's truly that was our jungler's fault from the beginning to the end
He gives the kill to the middle and help me at all and then he said you're laying listen
He feet no even before that. He denies me my pick and champ select
He denies me a swap and champ select then he gives my lane or a kill and overextends and blame saw me
Then he never comes back. He never shows love to your lane. He let my lane die like twice
And yes, did he steal some OBJs? Absolutely, but that guy I guarantee you is fat a
loser and
Probably isn't loved by his mom
No, and he got a list if he was he was deaf and was doing sign language
You'd have a broken pinky and be doing it with a list
I agree
for real men in the top lane it's a real man pick
No, I guarantee you that's the same Jarvis from last game and I'm about to
You can't go team oh against the shake-up, bro, he's gonna one
Our donation tell me he's missing the Arc Raiders days. Let me go read this one. Oh
Chad what do I play nefiri
Speaking of the devil, deathgaming in here, what up?
I'm thinking the fury right now, it looks like a fury game.
Yassou mid, literally, chat, somebody fucking kill me.
I don't know what to play against this.
What do I play tell me what's what's what do I play?
I don't know what to play.
Yo don't judge fear the assassin no master why they're both saying GGs.
Why are you saying GGs?
We're fine.
Why is everyone saying GGs?
Let me ask you this.
Am I supposed to win on paper?
Am I supposed to win off paper?
Am I supposed to win
the guy has a disability, impossible, arthritis in both hands, and he's actually not playing
with his hands, but he's playing with his feet and has no arms. Then that is the scenario,
Lock-In! Lock-In! We're playing against Peanut Lock-In. This guy's nothing. This guy is nothing.
And I actually play a colleague unlike Silas.
This guy is nothing to me.
He is but a bitch to me.
I never could do that which might hurt you.
So try and be cool.
And I say, this way.
Let's try.
Locked in.
Every day.
LOKEN!
C-S-E-S-E-S-E...
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Say it ain't so-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo!
Inside of years of silence, you cleaned up, found Jesus.
Alright, let's go, lock him.
Time to deal with that.
Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
We're gonna boy this fucking pussy you guys are gonna be like hutch why don't you play a collie every day
What's that baby?
What
Sure
Sure
No, you and we might play this might be our last one or maybe one more, but it's done soon. Don't shake your head
No
Like
Me a different song I like this song either to be honest
I didn't hit the right minion, oh my god.
This guy's terrible. We win this.
No fucking shot throw it right down the middle of that job
Not terrible by the way
Well, that's why he's here that's why you had all of that
confidence
I
explained the confidence that's for sure there he is good morning Nick good morning
It's good to see you, partner.
Not worth dying for. I'm gonna shove this wave, which works for me.
Oh, wow. Got it back.
I can't back he's uber shoving
All right, I'm terrible
Get me out of here
It's not about the killing, think about who's doing the killing.
Even in lane?
I'll take it.
I will take even in lane right now.
Get level 6, we can make things happen.
We need to get an ignite angle though.
If they're smart, they're scared.
Come on.
How about I just end this?
Not bad there.
No!
Don't be here, jungler. Love to see you. Thank you for being here.
I can hit level six. I might be able to kill here. Oh, he hits it. Not good.
I got a shove, he's back, he didn't back, holy fuck.
Oh
To that
Fuck me
This is the worst case scenario
Troubler should be here after this though, we have an opportunity here, baby bait
not good trying to do some damage much as I can
Robin reverse muted this whole time. I'm so sorry. I feel like he didn't really do much now
You're all good. I can't believe it. Jungler's in my lane. This is not good for me boss
Oh my gosh, that was the fucking fake one no way
What
God, his burst damage is crazy.
Oh yeah, Kenan's a fucking bitch.
Me and this midlaner are neck and neck.
Yeah, I'm doing okay. A little down to CS. I got him once though.
I'm gonna have to just all in him.
I got my half soon.
I'm all nice.
Motherfucker!
You gonna do it?
Fuck me.
has been slain and enemy has been slain
arrived man
i can't do it i can't do it i'm half a level down oh i'm fucking dead there
Oh, there's nothing I can do.
Definitely, I travel.
It's not gonna be dying.
Whoo!
There he goes, Flash.
Oh, my health high-through is actually huge.
I hate this fucking champion. I hate him so much touch my clogs
Why you hit me for
Said fuck T-Pain
Fuck did he fuck 50 fuck 50
I hate this motherfucker, I hate him so much.
That's the same shit every time.
Yeah, I mean it's just such a bullshit fucking champ.
My god.
He's blocked my damage, ignites me, and walks me down and he can hit me with a fucking
tornado as leisure.
Ah, damn it, my lane's lost.
Fuck.
Don't worry boss, any dude is okay up here either.
Okay.
This kid is quiet to little shit.
Dude, it's just like I'm doing great.
I finally decided to haul in him.
I hit him with every ability.
He gets a shield and blocks everything and then just later.
Nice, bro.
Later.
No way he gets away with this
Mussy should I TP up on now I gotta get at least a plate
That's good
But there's nothing I can lock out my hydra
I would love to push but I can't kill your jungle
What's the shit do again feels 150 physical damage
I
He used his thing
I get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him
How I'm outside of the circle that's me fucking crock of bullshit, bro right there. Oh
That did not hit me, bro
He's a slippery little guy.
a guy come on let's go guys i don't know which one to i'm dead
I don't know which one to wait a second there is a potential here no no potential
where's our bot lane are they both dead already I miss my I'm gonna try to kill
Yes, that's what killed me. Oh, yes, good luck close though
I'm behind him welcome love that
Eat his fucking ass oh
Yeah
oh that push me a little different can
let's push off this fucking dark oh shit
do it do it what a shame I'm like that little guy enemy killing
I
Didn't use my ability
No, nothing I can do
I'm gonna go back okay, they can stay there you got top you fuck I gotta you you might be able to destroy that
I can't Zalene's coming with y'all. I'm dead there. What's he does it?
Oh
I mean, I'm perfect, but it's better than all the Tarkov gameplays I've ever shared.
Oh, where is it?
Woo!
Uh...
I'm stuck.
Fuck.
Yeah, I should have been Merchant.
Do you know what's happening?
Waste a bunch of time.
I don't think he knows what time it is, Chad.
troll time this is troll town you know what I'm fucking saying buddy you don't
know just fucking bonk them on the head no old Gwen you have that all day
not good I thought I okay I don't know what he bought but it turned him into an
absolute demon my god wow okay you got that boss
I have to back
I'm coming. I'm looking as well.
Oh, well, though.
They can't stop me.
I need to take the trap.
I'm in the back. I'm in the runner.
No, we're all good.
We got this up in eight seconds.
We should probably prepare for it.
Yeah
Oh shit drag is starting i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming i'm far fuck i fucked up
Might be able to clean up here maybe
I guess they can.
Yep, Zalene's ult saved the awse and he got to kill me for free and I still have not
used my Hex-Tec.
1500 damage by the way
Who so we don't have a bot lane our bot lane is two and ten
Yeah
Have the world be known yasuo had one kill on me one one singular kill leaving lane he is now eight and three
What the fuck happened?
Don't waste the anger channel it. Yeah, two and ten bot lanes never fall. We win this though. We win
It's not about the killing it's about who's I just have to get behind I have to be there number one. It's the biggest thing
I didn't come all right
I'm sick of that all damn damn got triple gang
We're dying elsewhere?
Oh man. Oh no.
I'm dead boss.
What is this guy doing?
I'm alive.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
You lived that? Wow. Good job.
Barely. I mean, dude, the guy is monstrous now.
You can use your E to move MF.
move that map that's actually yeah right I think I had it at that moment I'm like
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming we gotta fight together you and me yeah I
I'm one, I just don't have a team bro, I'm one health, it's just so bad, I'm going
right at these motherfuckers like hello what a champ bro holy fuck even hit me
with that he still gets it that's insanity
I know it probably feels like I left you in battle there and I apologize, but I
I would know what happens if I hit anybody.
No, no, no, no, no, you're the one, you're the one.
We just died.
I kind of just died three times in a row, like fucking,
not smart death.
It just sucks.
This y'all also got not like, I didn't beat his ass,
but he definitely wasn't supposed to be like this.
That's for sure.
I work my ass off to keep him somewhat, you know beatable and he's just a monster now
Back to the spawn I go it feels like the only thing I'm doing right now
chat what do I do like what am I at just kill bot lane that's all I can do
really just kill the AD carry kills the lean
Just saying that it's jack, you know, we can we kill them we could find it. Do not be happening
I didn't even look at the powers help I think was one hit
The 80 carries 8 4 bro like
You will not stop one thing I could have done there was to D. I'm a little baby
You're right now
Guys are fucking delusional, bro
Got a 2 and 11 bot lane. Holy fuck me, man
What do you do with that?
I'll make a bit of a chin-off.
Should I kill him?
That sounds good.
Gonna get this cannon though.
I'm here to get eight of that from the jungle.
Nah, they're on drag.
This shit...
There's a lot in the mid lane, there's a lot in the mid lane, you're getting collapsed
on from all angles.
We are collapsing on their collapse.
We're here.
Hold on.
Hold on.
No way.
Baron targets me and I'm dead to Shaco.
Oh
Like long well we chomp to oh
Shit
You actually did that well
Yeah, I need the best item for like my only model not tower. I know towers whole breakers a whole breaker right now
I'm not getting banned. I'm just, it's a genuine question.
fuck our team, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them.
We cannot just continue to fight fed ass laners and just refuse to CS the entire game like
these fucking bots on our team want to do.
One and 15 bot lane.
That sound about right?
Two and 15 but yeah, that's not bad.
Oh my god, it's a quarter of my health one fucking day. How big is she 13?
She's massive, man. She's massive.
It's unfortunate just spanked all fucking yes
yes today was not a day where we get to get off of our computers look our wives in the
I can go baby, honey. I had a great day today. That's not one of these days. No
Just not one of those days
Wip my bus just read
Like I was a bad boy
fuck man
Hey, Hutch listen, bro. I'm saying back at it again tomorrow, dude. I'll see you tomorrow. Yeah, you know, I
don't want to get
Smacked up about I love getting my shit rock with you man. Yeah, I mean
Listen man, if there's anybody who I'm willing to walk into a bar with get my teeth knocked out of my mouth
And then my skull bashed into the pavement with it you bro
I'm down to continue to get our fucking shit rock
Because today was literal hell
Not to mention you and I both saw his shit. We did I did my first you another best part
We literally said that.
This morning I said, I know today's gonna be bad.
We knew it was gonna be a hard day.
We knew it.
I knew it too.
Fuck man.
Today we had the clock game.
I think we reset.
Good night sleep, we reset.
Reset, reset, reset.
you later. Chad, I love you.
Listen, man. Hey, you don't watch me. You don't watch me to be impressed.
Today was not an impressive day. Chad, I appreciate every single one of you guys. Thank y'all so
much for chilling. Thank y'all so much for hanging out. I appreciate y'all. I hope you
every single one of y'all have a wonderful rest of your night, wonderful rest of your day.
We will be back tomorrow, same time, same place, hopefully not getting antelope
fisted like we did today. Holy shit, my butt hurts. Much love everybody. Thank you again for
hanging. Thank you again for chilling. I hope you guys have a wonderful rest of your night.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, I love you bitch, I love you bitch.
Much love everybody.
Thank y'all again for chillin'.