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WET WILLY WEDNESDAY | TODAY WE CONQUER HELL! WE SAY NO MORE! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! TARKIE WITH TINY AKA NICKMERCS
08-26-2026 · 7h 24m
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I'm that hurricane tending
Feeling like a ball of bad burning
What are we gonna do?
I'm that fake smile gleaming
Yeah, I'm the lie that you choose to believe in
Guess the truth kinda lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a loving lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
I'm picking it up when I'm bad at
This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start suckin' some dick
He need a hero
We need a hero
Especially cuz he has no bitches and no job
He kills whatever we can cuz again he has no bitches and no job
We need a hero
We need a hero
I'm holdin' up for a hero till the end of the night
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Dirty dudes, what should I do?
Fight the strength!
Thank you for watching!
Maybe don't eat ice cream near your mic it won't break then.
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Professional streamer by the way!
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Don't you be fucking with me?
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This is why you're the funny clips on the War Dogs Preview.
This is why, you know what, I'm not going to slur this early in the morning.
I refuse.
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Racist?!
What?!
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How's everybody doing this morning?
How's everybody doing on this beautiful Wednesday morning?
Hump day, hump day, hump day.
How's everyone doing?
Tiggle, thank you so much for the five gifted.
RIP Dolly Parton and fuck Jelly Roll.
What the hell has happened?
What did Jelly do?
What did he do?
He did something.
He did something.
He did something.
He did something.
What does jelly do?
You know what? Don't tell me.
I'd rather the chat not burn this morning.
Boss.
I think I'm going to be trimming.
Up the beard soon.
It's getting a little crazy.
It's getting a little bit crazy.
Do you want something pop off?
No, dude, I go to be honest with you, man.
I'm going to be real.
I haven't really I've been like getting off line and just sleeping I got back in the gym this week
I know I'm looking sexy. You don't got to tell me
And dude, I have been so sleepy. Hey, baby
Okay sounds good
Hutch you literally look like a bag of mayonnaise left outside in the heat
Count your days motherfucker. How about that? How about you count your fucking days? Huh?
How about that? How about you count your days? Yes, son of a bitch. Yes, son of a bitch.
Let's get in there. No clips this morning. We're jumping in. We were four minutes late.
We lose out on clips today. Four minutes late. This is our punishment.
Listen boys yesterday was a bad day bad day awful day awful day
Not as bad as it gets. Let's hope today is a better day
No better than that. Let's demand today is a better day. We're gonna win
We all look good doing it
We're not gonna let four foot eleven Nick hold us back
Or myself we are gonna have a great day a fantastic day
Hurt, yes chef, yes chef, yes chef, yes chef, yes chef, yes chef, yes chef, yes chef,
it's gonna be a great day.
A burger is just a sandwich, add an egg and you got yourself a breakfast sandwich, extra
protein for the games treat yourself I knew I loved you I said you know what fuck
it let's have some chocolate cake too it's basically just chocolate milk and I
heard chocolate milk's good for you that's what they say you saying people are
liars
no I mean no lies detected I'm playing cod dude dude I don't know I don't know
Nick has been trying to convince me to play warzone when it comes out, but I think I'd rather develop syphilis to be honest
Please don't play caught or develop syphilis
walk away 128,000 Jesus watch what I'd rather I'd rather die to a headshot
then fucking spend that much money you got me messed up where's the where's
the other one up. This is 84, I mean it's cheaper I guess. Boys we gotta have some
good runs today. I mean I lost all of our resources yesterday. Literally everything
is gone. Oh! Literally everything is gone. And no, don't even ask me if we're doing
Shooterborn the answer is fuck you. We are not doing shooterborn ever. I am tired
I'm sick and tired grandpa. I don't want to do it. I got no as per
Oh my gosh, we are running out of plates at an alarming rate
We're not doing shooterborn don't even ask
Don't even ask and we were running out of our troopers
No, no, no, if we, I'll make you guys a deal, all right?
Let's make a deal.
If we have a good morning and we're up a bunch of money
and we're doing well, we might, emphasis on might do it.
But until I am fully confident that we can do it,
I'm not doing it.
Do I have to try the next game Nick asks me to play because he's come and tried so many like Sam's dark and darker and
Tarkov
All right, you're gonna call me out this early in the morning, okay
You're gonna call me out this early in the morning
Because what you just said are all good games
All right, let's let's play a game. It's called raise your hand if you are a game that sold the audio of
another game for $30
Tarkov
Yes, they might have stolen from their player base, but they didn't do that
Dark in darker. No
No sands no call of duty. Oh
There we go
Checkmate checkmate
Mate, checkmate, checkmate.
Dude, I don't know, man.
God is just like, dude, it's one of those games
where I just, I don't know, boss.
I just look at it and I think it's real stinky
and bad and ugly.
I don't like it.
180,000 for this God?
Dude, why is everything so expensive to make?
My goodness gracious.
Are they still going for a lot?
100,000
We'll smell ya
We'll- we'll- for you
Touch that-
YASE
...saying if your nipples come back into your hands get larger you'll be good at any game
Keep hoping fatty
I have nipples. I have told you this a thousand times they have not gone anywhere
You have been lied to you've been lied and deceived to I have nipples. I
Have nipples and I always have
That's just slander from the old one gizzle. You can't listen to him
He's a heathen
He's a fucking heathen
I'll listen to that guy. He might be good at Counter Strike, but he's a liar. Only when
it comes to my nipples though. Okay, so we need to use a 300 blackout because we got
a lot of 300 blackout rounds. Dude everything's so expansive! I believe we
have a build for this called sex.
Yaaay.
Now take the hat off while you're at it bitch pussy
Mom span that guy
So I didn't get him out of here
Go ahead and get him out of here. He knows too much
360,000
What
Okay, we both I don't plan on dying you guys plan on dying I don't plan on dying I
Don't plan on it
We don't have a scope. It's all over for us. Oh my gosh
Make that a $400,000 gun we ball
Let me go ahead and buy this out actually
Dude, I am such a weak bitch, by the way.
My arms, I did arms three days ago and they are still fucking fried.
That hell is wrong with me.
I used to be a pro athlete.
Now I'm built like a sack of shit.
I hate it. Where's my ETG? There's that. Another property.
when he may it that's what I thought now get back to digging into shooter born grand
son no no no no no fuck you fuck you know spread propaganda about yourself you
don't have nipples and your hands are small
even grip the most properly you watch it you watch it hey watch it watch it
jackass watch it also please listen to narko by cash quarters love you death
bastard thank you for the laugh this morning so I went there I can't back out
man you bitch you don't gotta be praying man if you are someone up man but
let's just love that that's an MFAM OG right there bro I don't know what the
hell's going on over there I you know what I was gonna say something I'm not
gonna say it we'll go run a scab
Nick's encounter with Killa this morning
You guys can't see sorry sorry, I forget that this exists. I forget that this exists. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry
Okay, let's dissect this number one. I'm gonna be honest
Dude has plot armor does he not?
He legitimately has plot armor if this is me killer would have slid
two tab me in the throat called me a bitch pussy and then walked off somehow he
doesn't do that to Nick but watch where Nick shoots watch where Nick shoots watch
where Nick shoots he shoots him in the chest and then he realizes this is killer
I'm four foot 11 I have no chance he goes through the legs now your content
lately especially the war dogs it was really great content do you have any
plans for the rumored plateste. Much love and keep those chins up. Nipolas Posse. Posse?
I mean, bro, if there is one, I'm playing in it. No doubt. No doubt if there is one,
I'm playing in it. Look, you see how he swapped to the legs? Now, I don't know if it was intentional
or he got shot in the arm and it just kind of happened by the grace of the good Lord,
But he was shooting them in the legs.
He was shooting them in the legs.
TTS is super quiet.
My bad boss, I'm turning it up.
He said that he remembered.
Wow, he's growing up.
He's growing up, baby.
Oh my goodness.
I'm so proud of him.
I'm so proud of him.
Me and Pina need our own things and war dogs.
We're trying.
Pina said yesterday, he jumped in the stream.
He said he's trying to get war dogs to allow us
to have our own servers.
They'd be regular servers that you guys could queue into,
but we wouldn't have to wait in the queue
and we'd be able to to boot people at our own leisure.
And I think that would be,
that would fix a lot of issues for us.
Just was like, I mean, you guys saw it.
We had a couple of times where there was like
teams that were just fully griefing us
the entire time, which kind of sucks, but it'd be cool if we could have that.
game plan today well I talked to Timmy because I was trying to convince Timmy to come and play some
Tarkov he said for me to die which rightfully so you know it is what it is um he was asking if we
would go and play some CS with him today and I think that that could be a lot of fun and I
don't know what time Summit's getting on but like me, Nick, Tim, Summit all playing CS could
be actually electric obviously that won't be till like later in the day like two three EST
yeah you guys say no because you don't like the game of CS which i completely understand
but it's not about the game it's about the people playing it that's gonna make it fun you're
telling me mean dick and tim and j rod running CS wouldn't be entertaining bro that could be so
So much fun.
Sounds like a circle jerk.
You tell me you wouldn't want a jerk in that circle?
Bullshit.
Don't kill me.
I am friendly.
and Tim want to play this? Listen man everybody's different everybody got their own little cup of tea.
He don't like the tea of Tarkov and it's like can we really blame him?
Yes chef! Yes chef! Thank you for the fiber baby! I appreciate you man!
this crate was hot booty cheeks 20 minutes had a boss had a chef how you
Oh peas can't leave a can of peas.
Be one bomb be body be be one beat on bomb.
Hello? Oh, sweet heavens. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it. You got it. You got
it, Dave. You got it, Dave. I want no issues. You got it. Whoever took Hutchabuff on it, say
your mom's a hoe dude that's what I was looking at as well these motherfuckers
I'll sell it to you. Fuck you
What up, what up
Nothing. Where's all the players?
The fuck?
Yeah, we have the X, that's really the only thing I use.
I don't use Facebook.
We're just starting now to use Insta.
We were told to start posting on it,
so we're gonna start doing that,
but no, I don't got no Facebook.
Hell no, man.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm on the internet all day long.
The second I can get off the internet, I am outta here.
Yo, what kinda animal we got in this?
if you watch that listen man oh the other games were much better wait what
happened what happened okay no no no I'm in a scab run right now waiting for a
goopah don't worry I'm here I'm dead chat saying he's a cheater I'm pretty sure he
is dudes okay it is wait what's with the hourly with the hours
I
Do high-level to like you got
Yeah, it's a cheater I
Just shot a guy in the head and he tanked it and I'm fucking pissed about it
You think another one he's tanked another fucking headshot
shot he ran he ran he ran he's taken two fucking headies bro what with that
helmet two headshots he's gonna won't cut me I'm gonna be pissed what a way to
start my f**ked up day
yo I don't know where he went I shot him in the head twice I don't know where he went
yeah I know I know he's in this building I guess
okay
no no no
He had to avoid this way.
No.
What?
Always this motherfucker, man.
Maybe this one?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
oh there's no other other building
okay
I don't see him
I'm actually blown away. I've never had someone tank back to back at he's like that. I was insanity
What's your ammo?
TCW? It's 76251. I know the round is terrible, but
take two headies with that helmet. I mean I get this level four, but
fuck me man.
That guy's still hunting.
this 30 pen yeah I guess I guess let's get out of here old Nick is waiting on us
oh that's the scab they got murdered I think he's probably gone he out
Is there any extracts near me?
I got Catacombs, ventilation shaft, Shure Manhole.
Hey, um, you crackhead?
fuck!
Where can I go?
Yeah, hey, they say, kill mob, shopping mob,
is that the one over here on the staircase?
OK.
I can't believe that guy tanked two eddies.
depressed let me see I never checked this mag what would it have been oh dude
yeah that's not killing them shitty bullets shit is shitty bullets
take a gander for the rusty key no rusty key let's get out of here
is this game worth trying for the first time if I have a life do you hate
yourself? Are you looking to be depressed, sad, and potentially get divorced? If that
is you than yes.
That's what it is.
Oh, doggie doggie.
How'd you, how'd you, you see the bears,
the bears QB in them, in them new pictures?
No.
In the uniform?
No.
You look like a bad zasty on, on the, on the,
on the.
Hey.
Little Caila Wheeler.
Man.
Are you showing ass?
I mean, shit.
Damn, there.
I'm twerking in that uniform, man.
Fuck it out.
No.
I don't know how you do your little clips and stuff. Did you happen to see the flash flood thing in China?
She was insane. No, I didn't. I didn't watch clips this morning.
Oh shit, okay. Usually you tapped in. She's my bad bro.
I thought I was going to go two for two and I went over two.
Let me look. Let me look. Let me look. I got to see the flash flood in China.
China flash flood is insane, bro.
That is literally like one of the craziest fucking things I've ever seen man. Oh
My god trying to see if it was real
I got is that was that 100% confirmed real or is that like how many people?
It's I I should eight to 16
Bro, no, there's gotta be lower brothers at least 20 in the picture if it's real and not AI
There's zero chances only a bit like I think everybody that was in that video has got to be gone
They gotta be gone with a wave that size bro. You get a wave three foot and it hits me in the knee the wrong way
I'm out for at least a week
For at least a week. I
Mean I'm walking back what's confirmed. I'm walking back on the sand and my wife's going you okay?
And I'm going I don't know. I don't know if I'm okay just yet. I'll keep you posted
We'll check in we check in we check yeah, we can't show that
We can't show that shit, not here.
Bro, did I ever tell you about the police chase I was watching?
No.
I was wondering if something like this ever happened to you.
Have you ever showed some crazy shit on stream?
Rather.
Rather.
I was watching a police chase, allegedly, of course.
All allegedly.
For sure.
All allegedly.
On kick.
Yeah.
On kick.
I was watching a police chase, on kick, allegedly.
Yo, Chesh, I keep this.
And, bro, this woman, I mean,
the way she was driving away from the cops,
I mean, she didn't give a fuck.
We're talking 105 on the shoulder.
Like the entire time, she did not go below 90 on the shoulders.
And you start seeing her back wheel wobble.
And I'm like, yeah, I even said, I said,
chat, disclaimer, something bad's gonna happen, 100%.
And sure enough, bro, allegedly on kick, of course, she loses a tire
and goes straight into a fucking bridge at like 115.
And the craziest part is that's not even the craziest one.
I once saw a guy getting a chase, get out and just start blasting.
Like on Twitch, on Twitch, on kick allegedly, of course, gets out
It just started blasting outside of his, outside of his, outside of his crib and then he gets put down!
It was crazy!
Jesus Christ.
Uncaped allegedly of course.
Allegedly allegedly.
Dude it's nuts man, it's nuts.
You know it's hot out here for a pimp.
For a pimp!
When you trying to make that money for the rent.
For the rent!
Cause you, you fucking know it's hot out here for a pimp.
For a pimp!
when you trying to fucking make that money photo rent all right it was armor
so I killed killer today I saw myself I saw you got you got stage five plot
armor it's unbelievable like what you're able to get away with with these bosses
like people are coming into my chat p.s. like how much is this guy's fucking off
Nikita 80 times in the in the dick I saw that just said you remembered and
you said it afterwards that you remember what to do.
I did remember, I remember.
All right, so today, this is what I say we do.
We'll start with some quests, okay?
Nice and slow.
It's an easy, you know.
We go to areas that we wanna loot and we loot
and when we get a backpack, we leave.
Make a couple of limbs, make a couple of limbs
and then towards like three, four hours into the stream
after we've gotten tired of succeeding,
then we start playing aggressive.
So we have paid for the day.
Love it.
Let's do it.
All right.
Where do you need to go?
Let's go to either the woods or let's go to...
We could go customs, we could go dorms.
A lot of things I gotta do in dorm,
but like that's PDPC, so we can go woods,
we can go dorm, we can go,
what's that map we've been enjoying a lot?
We can go there.
Shoreline.
Go shoreline.
I got shit to do there.
Okay.
Say that helmet, Nick.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I think this is what I'm going to do.
And then Chad was telling me to do yesterday and I told him all to fuck off and now I'm
going to do it and they're going to judge me.
I'm going to bring a sniper to the maps where I need to snipe people on, but I will
not die trying to get a snipe.
going to be one of those where I see somebody and then I do a gun. God bless it. Sweet Lord
helped me today on this fine day. What kind of gun do you want?
Well, what you baby?
Wouldn't have long John Silver's man. I can't do no fucking MP5 man. I wouldn't need you want a big
Young I need a big dog man. I
Need like I need me like an AK or I need me like an M4. Okay. I can do that motherfucking or motherfucking
You know something well
It depends on it depends on what map do we want to go to cuz it changes what we what I bring you changes
All right, you want to go knock out woods?
Let's do it. Sure. All right, cool
bro. Oh, yeah. It's best that like you pick it. I gave you a
couple masks we can go to maybe you can give me like a gun that's
like a little bit decent everywhere. A little bit decent
everyone. We can't go wrong with it for a one carbine. No,
with a fucking with a with a with a pop can on the end.
Yeah. The only thing that's wrong about that is it's the
negative that goes in my bank account. I got you a little
sometimes. That's a little something. Yeah. I'm gonna be
honest. We are we are getting to dangerous lands dangerous
lands of poor over here through a group. We got to make some money. I think we have
folks who joined us at some point today too. Nope, we do not. Let me go ahead and
give you an update and I quote, Hey guys, thought I was going to be able to
stream today realized I have no furniture, Wi-Fi or computer at the
apartment gonna be a couple days.
End of quote.
Okay.
Don't really know how you forget such a endeavor.
Uh, dude, but it is remarkable that he's made it, but it does for.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I saw that tweet and I just kind of, cause I remember you saying
that he was going to join us today.
And I saw that tweet and I just kind of thought to myself, how the fuck,
You know like
Understanding like you forgot you forgot Wi-Fi sure, you know
You don't have a chair sure
Keyboard mouse maybe you don't have literally a couch in your fucking house yet
Let alone a computer setup how
What what the fuck
So yeah, he's a spit. Yeah, okay. I heard you loud. Yeah here
My goop up my goop up. I got you a gun three mags and spare ammo you rockin an RPK
with a scope and
Good attachments. It's gonna be a laser shot out. Shout out killer 56 recoil
Shout out killer. Shout out. Yeah
Sounds good to me not don't say you're going to just take us there on the express train. Yeah, stay left
I'm gonna hide my shirt too.
Boom.
I got you pulled up, so when I lose you,
like I inevitably will.
Hell yeah.
I'm gonna be able to find you right on your stream.
Go be chillin'.
I'm going to be honest, I have been considering it, I have been considering going to war with
the nut once more because all this guy's doing is making the green team look fantastic
And if we can actually dictate what teams we can play on, the red team will rise again.
And we will put down the bungalows and the green team every single game we play.
Like a consistent, constant war zone.
And it could be fun.
Like imagine we took like two or three servers, and we just did nothing but consistently
play the red team, all of us. That would be so much fun. It would be such an easy war
to win. I mean, dude, it's the fucking Bungulators. You think any Bungulator is running logistics?
Absolutely not. They're running their own fingers through their own buttholes. Like that's
all they're doing.
The grass is tall, Papa.
The grass is real tall.
Look at that, brah boy.
Sir take that shit take that shit. All righty. What we doing there? Oh
That real quick to reload
You put that good side on there for me. Yes, sir. I got you
Well, how much the PM is the cheapest of the three better ones. You have the vortex. It's the most expensive
Yo, wait, what is that shot coming from?
I heard two woods
uh... we got it was that's right
to do rules again
just to say the word
as a solution to make you talk to me
pick your bag up drop your bag drop your bag drop your bag oh god
oh no
we're on a pretty bad spot just so you know
i'm gonna lay down and keep looking for this
These tasks are quick unless you want me to move
Eliminate any target without any armor on well
Limit eight scabs that you said camp scab camp saw mill or abandoned religion woods. I need to kill nine. All right, cool
Gratitude stash or smish mega
Hmm, that's about as close to as slur as possible. Can they do no smish mega
round two don't worry I'll defend you
that's the fucking name I don't have a
go over read the name right just tell
you
that's me with the yeah well why'd you
go to the water boss I was just looking
across the map you want me to keep
looking at these or yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah cuz we almost got kids for
twice maybe we should get a little part
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so you need the hot cans thing no you're good you're
good he needs convoys well okay got it all right it's gonna kill some scabs
we'll go get convoy ten four rubber bucky I can't say it again wait twice yeah
yeah now if he says it gets canceling be like what you said it twice the third
time you were just testing the waters exactly they're gonna say you would do
with some shit on purpose there it is we have plausible deniability right
now boys that's a little scabble
she's up all night to get lucky use your ears, use your ears
now if we see it
oh man if I see some shit scooting I just gotta
yeah I hear it, I hear it
if it's a free kill like a PMC and it's free like they're not looking at us
are just sitting there let me try and get a little you know yeah a little sniper yeah
all right all right and as well like if they look if they look poor and we're
talking poor let's get across this real quick I had this little like oh yeah yeah
grab it yeah they're looking like poor too you could always just pop their
legs off break their legs and then I'll shoot them in the head for free
I
That you I'm hearing running. Yeah, that's you shooting
Are you grabbing a toolkit bitch pussy already got it bitch pussy. All right. Let's go say you go across the road
Oh, the SUV, I think you grabbed that motor controller, yeah, you for sure did that.
I was with you.
I was there when we grabbed the one sawmill and then you guys would like, should we go
do the other quest or some shit like that?
Maybe no, maybe on a lemon, I don't know.
The scope here uses 3K, so it costs $3,000 for the scope.
Nice.
like that one I like this one all right I'll start bringing you that one though
probably not as expensive as that other with no I can bring you those no problem
what they go or these the one that you have right now so I can buy it from the
straighter the ones the other ones that you like or I have to buy from other
players and say 140k 150k oh no no this one's way yes what's great all
All right, cool.
Yeah, I want to know the issue.
We out here in the fucking woods, man.
We are, bro.
And just know you're going to hear people.
They're going to be like in your chat going,
this stream looks like shit.
It's all part of the woods, bro.
We're going right.
The bit rate is destroyed on this map.
always has been
you're down right
no i'm up on the rocks
all my shooting range is ready i made a shooting range
nice bro
I'm making all my benches
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah
I'm wrapping around right. Maybe you hopped up left or something. I got here you run
Yeah, this is you in the path. Yep
down this little convoy down here but up around the shit yeah I told you yeah
Yeah, David. Yeah, it's not be sure though
Now I got two I got two 20 FPS in a place like this you think you have three
Yeah, it's the damn bit rate bro. The bit rate gets destroyed
Well, they're up there
a little car convoy up here you just got to walk up to that one right up in front of us
did you say most people on this map are like you know questing and shit or is it yeah
yeah most people are perched up you don't really come here to do it to pvp no no not very often
Yeah, there's a dead player right up there.
Mosin, man.
Question is, are they gonna go back and loot that guy?
He might have just died recently.
I'm gonna hold this body for a bit.
This is the quest of Cersei's guy, for sure.
You guys think that's a looted
body? Could just be someone
trying to. Oh. Scav.
Hey, you got any bait you got it not again
Coming over to you
I'm looking through these trees at those shots.
Yeah, I thought super close.
I'd say it's just right on the other side of the cell.
They're shooting at those gavs.
It's the me behind you, I believe.
Yeah, yeah.
I think they're going to be up and over this hill, laying down for a moment, tacking a
I'm going to get a bag real quick.
Oh, yeah, that's probably a good idea.
You're thinking they're going to be close.
Yeah, just like right on the other side of the sill, I think.
But I might do after this my put up this this gun just cuz it's expensive and go MP9 secondary
some good
Dad dad dad dad got him. Did you get him? Yeah, give me a headshot, baby. I
Got a hill yeah, yeah
One down
that's the we need one down I need five no I need five oh shit five for Matt
whoo I was gonna go ahead and check it for shit bro I didn't get it you killed
him right before the shot landed I'm fucking pissed wait doesn't count for you
though no no cuz it has to be a bulldozer quest counts for both of us but
But this one no, that's so you gotta watch that shot to that shot landed in his eyeball
You think I killed him by didn't headshot him if that's not a headshot bro, I'm pulling my dick out on stream
You know what I mean?
Please, be a hush up.
Please, be a hush up.
Throw chop. Please, throw chop. Please.
Please, please, please, please.
Now in this situation,
you hear how your grunting shit.
Let's say this guy is a teammate.
He's going to hear you.
So you would always want to PK
before you start healing.
So if he does have a teammate,
he's not hearing you for free.
Okay.
So you want to stop bleeds PK and then continue to go okay, okay?
Fuck that up
Okay reload
You lost all your food rail, okay
Just a little bit of water.
Just what the doctor ordered.
Little bit of something.
Okay, ready to roll?
Yeah, so did you kill?
Oh, you heard that silencer shot to the left, right?
No silencer. It was a scab shot. It was just far very very far
Just clearing up above us, but you're good to go loot your kill right over here
Right there
Yeah, take your time
It's another thing. I feel like we're rushing I was thinking about yesterday on customs
I was like all there's gonna be a guy here, and I'm gonna die and I ran into him and died
It's like bro. I could have just looped around
Right, right. I was just at that point where I was like I mean shit
I was doing the same yeah, you should get so aggravated from dying. You're just kind of like fucking I want to die more
That wasn't even that it's just like our play style. We're very we're very aggressive. We want to keep on
I heard something
Yeah, I thought I saw something down at the road
Yeah, a bunch of them.
You should be good.
We'll go back down and we'll have a chance to get it.
Yeah, you're good.
Alright, we'll eat this, take us down.
No.
No.
Okay.
Yeah.
Check his dog tag.
You killed him.
I went to scratch my head and I can't.
because my arms are so sore fucked up how do you see pop you just inspect kill
by this yeah I knew it you got him drop them right as my bullet was hitting him
in the face I bet
It's got to be decent leave that ammo like the rig is kind of the rig's not bad actually
I've been working out and I'm going through fucking hell my body so sore is m855 good
rounds for you yeah better than what you can buy it's better than what you can buy you always take it
especially your level okay as we're doing quest you're gonna unlock ma5 6a1 and then at that
point you don't buy ma5 5a more you don't grab it we got something walking up i don't know what it is
I don't know, it's looking.
They're scabs, not fucking this.
So when you shoot people in the leg, like a scavenal leg, it breaks their legs, yeah?
it takes a while to kill him
alright, I gotta
I gotta put all this, how am I gonna do this?
I don't know if I can
you need a big backpack? I can drop you mine
I don't know, I don't know what I'm doing.
Where am I at? We have two maps done.
We need one more interchange, five on woods, so we're really close.
Once we have this done we have cap up other than like I think we have like three or four streamer items we might need
W or T? T probably?
But this is the last one careful. That's BTR
Do I move? Yeah, you're okay. I haven't shot you yet. You should be okay. Emphasis on shit
Now if you're ever next to that BTR
I know I'm looking for my so Sam I see him now
Back to mop
If you ever hear what sounds like a big-ass door opening
That's the BTR door opening and players getting out of it you can camp the fuck out of them
Just don't shoot the BTR on our accident. They'll kill you
Yeah, I'm in hell. I need I need to get I need to get out
Okay, let's go to the BTR. We'll take the BTR out
We need to go to
Are you a leg stuff like pop BK come to BTR? We can ride it all the way up on
Chad, what's the nearest point we can go to to get out with the BTR?
Oh, you need to use that camp. No, we gotta stay here. We need to go over to use that camp for you.
Do you need a search kit, or are you good?
Yeah, yeah, do it, do it. We still got a lot of raid left.
You can come down here if you want. Are you already started?
I'm going to say something, I don't know if I'm tripping, but I think cheddar broccoli
soup is the top contender.
It's probably number one for me, and I'm not just saying that to make you feel good.
It's so good, man.
Yeah, cheddar broccoli and tomato are my favorite.
It's my top two.
I take both of those over, I take both of those over, chicken noodle, yeah, cheddar
broccoli, they're just cheese dude, you get all the cheese.
Hello, Monsignor Hutch.
Hope you had a good pump this fine one day morning.
Any idea if Nick experiences time differently due to his
closer proximity to the Earth's center of gravity?
Yo, $25 donation coming in over here, Nick.
Any idea if Nick experiences time differently due to his
closer proximity to the Earth's center of gravity?
If people want to know.
That's a good idea.
I never thought about like that. I never thought about it like that
Me neither and to be honest the fact of me even being able to read that without stubborn
Anybody with a speech impediment so the two of us and everybody else
Bro both of us together trying to reach it is like
We definitely are the class that gets lunch early
You know you go up there by the panhandle a lot to see Tindy and the boys and shit
When you get close to that like when it goes from your time to East Coast time
Because you're a lot more in width. Are you ever in two time zones at once?
I want you to know I did legs today
And I just tried to adjust myself in the chair and I physically was not able to lift my ass from this chair to move
Backwards that's where I'm at
Anyways
I don't even know what you said that just like that just unlocked me like when I need to go and piss
What I did what I need to go and careful where you're running his minds around here. Well, I go
It's gonna be food up there. Where you at just ran off like you do
There you go
I
Do when I when I get up to go pee this is gonna be a fucking feet
Oh, you're going in classes, bro
I went to like a like bro. They're really in like on every squat rack. They started two plates
and they got some lady that looks like, I don't know,
like she could be in the NFL screaming at me
and I'm like, you're kind of fine, man, fuck.
And your wife's over there probably just cruising
through the workout, no problem.
And you're just dying.
And you're just dying.
Just locked in dialing, I'm in hell.
I come home yesterday or not even came home.
I got back from the gym and then I streamed
and then I got off and my wife's like, honey,
what's wrong?
I'm like, what are you talking about?
like you sound a little different.
I'm like, do you understand that I used to be
a professional athlete and I can't scratch my fucking nose
after a chest day?
You know how humbling that is?
Doesn't matter I haven't worked out in years,
it's just the fact that it's happening.
Doesn't matter.
Because if it's not supposed to be,
I'm supposed to be different.
There's a full grizzly right here if you want it.
Fuck yeah.
On the ground.
Shit.
This is supposed to be me. I'm supposed to be super hero
Superman just don't work like that no more big dog. You don't
Said she doesn't know about the four-year bulk
I'm gonna kill somebody in this chat. Let me tell you something somebody y'all gonna catch your fucking days
My shot
Man
We're in the gym. We're in the gym. We're in it. We're in it. I told a give me a month. Give me two months
I'm right back there. You know right back there
I just gotta get to the point where I don't want to jump off of a bridge after every workout and once I'm there
Recursing
But it does feel good I'm gonna be real it feels really really good to be back
Feels fantastic. I mean brother. We were worried
We were worried!
We were like, hey man, we're gonna go back and there ain't gonna lie, man.
Dude, for me it was like, it was kind of a mental block.
I've always lifted and shit.
Oh, after I got hurt my back, bro, bad,
I hesitated to get in the gym because I would literally rather die
than have to deal with that fucking back shit again.
That was so terrible.
I don't even know how to explain what it was like. I mean, bro
That pain does hurt man because you just you can't get the pressure to go well
Are you shooting off locks? Yes, you're not fluxed
Can't get the pressure to go away. It's really really difficult. Oh, I'd be sleeping and I'd go to turn over and it would be like a
knife is getting
Stuck into my back or I'd get in my wife's car and I'd go to like sit down in it and my back would
scream
It's terrible brah terrible and I've torn so many ligaments and muscles and that was by far the worst
That's the worst backs the worst because every it's listen when you tear your your shoulder blade
Or your rotator cuff in your labrum like that sucks, but it's like you just don't move it
You know when you tear your hamstring that blows
But again, you're just like you don't move it very much when your back hurts sitting sucks laying down sucks
walking socks you can't fucking put on your socks like it's just the worst we
got a long long long way to go for extract you should probably start
heading out you should have gotten that quest done here I think I did yeah I
heard it um let's buggy I don't have a lot of food and I'm 22 my food okay
Yeah, here you go
There you go
Can I just eat it without picking it up?
No, I'm gonna pick it up and you gotta eat it, but you don't have to right-click you just double-click it
So I have an idea. I was talking to Timmy today
This morning I was texting him and he threw the idea out that after a couple hours of Tarkov if we so wanted
to join him on
CS for our mid-evening gaming sessions that have leaked today if that is something you want to do
I don't either today
yeah we play we go to like the reeds maybe four let me throw something out there as well
Well, not today, which is Friday, bro.
Friday at Full CS?
No, no, we play some Tarky.
Yeah.
You get hot.
My brain is destroyed, and you're
launching sports.
And glory enforcement, but I swear to God.
You know what?
You know what?
I'm going to do what I do like whatever I go for a lift.
I'm just going to say yes.
because I told you, I told you that you played a bunch of stupid games with me and I would play a stupid game with you.
Color of Duty is the baddest dumb fucking game as possible.
So that should pay all my debts.
Okay, but hold on. They have a DMZ mode, okay? So it's really not that crazy.
They have a DMZ mode. I think we can play it in the beta.
And that's probably what's going to be what you mean to be playing.
That's what I want to play.
Right. It'll be that and or the BR.
the br yeah now how long i'm gonna play it how many slurs i'm possibly gonna drop
yeah i don't know full session but yeah if it sucks you never know we might like it
i'll go into with an open mind i promise you that i'll go into with an open mind
i'll try not to just hate it the entire time
all right we're gonna get on our horse just a little bit we're gonna check cars
It's just the VR apparently in the beta.
Oh kill me.
Either way, you're not definitely going to play the uh...
We're playing the fucking extraction mode.
You know what's so funny?
I- I- it cracks me up.
I'm- I'm down to play it.
I'm down to play the extraction mode.
I- I-
You said you weren't- I- I-
I'm gonna be so annoying about trying to get you to play it with me just once
because I swear, if it's good, like you- you come from extraction,
this is your-
I play every extraction shooter, bro.
Yeah, you might like it.
I don't know.
That's like my thing, and chat's gonna be, you know,
Chad always bitches in the place
Dark and darker. I had to convince everybody to try and just
What was that behind us somewhere on the hill? I
Think convinced Chad the dark and darker could be good and then everyone fell in love with it
Not that I'm saying called dude. He's gonna be the same, but
Not feel like he was shooting at you bro. I can't lie. No, you shouldn't have a scab over that hill
They spawn over there. Just keep moving
You know, I'm time for this super quick, yeah.
Coming up.
Yeah, I'll give it a go.
I take pride in playing all the extraction shooters or extraction category.
I played the last DMZ diver.
Tell you what happened with the last DMZ with me.
What kind of did me in with God?
What was the last day?
Oh, would they call duty?
So the campaign comes out and I don't know.
I don't know. I mean it's so long ago. I feel like I'm pretty good to talk about it
but I
Gave my two cents on what they should kind of do for that
Without being too specific that makes sense. Got it. Like my opinion was asked. I gave my opinion and
Ideas with thrown around and I was like, oh, that sounds like a good idea
This sounds like a good idea like I think it's gonna be good
So I was telling chat, you know, oh, you know these guys the campaign came out
You know you were crafting like grenades and shit. You remember that I don't know if you ever played it
I was like dude if the DMZ if DMZ is gonna be like this it's gonna be really good
You know it's gonna be a lot of fun
It's gonna be like the last of us pay for that car and then walk over here
It's gonna be like the last of us, but extraction like this actually has a chance to being pretty cool and then
I don't know if you remember but they were like right over here right over here on me
And I don't know if you remember but they were like basically they they didn't have enough
time so they pushed DMZ without it being ready.
They like said that on Twitter or something.
They hurried it up and it was nothing like what was explained to me.
Literally at all.
I mean they do that all the time.
Come down there.
Come down there.
People will ask for like opinions of you know creators and whatnot and then they
just don't even.
Completely different. It's literally what happened and I was like
I was walk up. I was like this is not anything like what we had a conversation about in the absolute slightest
Yeah, that sucks man, I mean if I look I
Heard and I haven't heard a lot, but I've heard some small things about like how much effort they're putting into this one
Compared to the other one from here. It's supposed to be crazy, man. I'm not gonna lie like crazy
easy. Yeah, I'm down to know like it was kind of hard when you were playing Tarkov because
this is literally like extraction heaven but they set the bar really high. Right. And even
the other ones I mean do the extraction shooter by category in general and how competitive
it is like people give Delta a bad a bad rap but Delta is a fucking great game. The
only problem is unless you don't have a trio exactly. You have to have a trio and
Tarkov you can play solo versus trio because one shot makes the difference, but
Delta Force is very different. I mean just the abilities alone like in Tarkov. You're good at shooting. You're fine in Delta
You're gonna shooting. That's great. Here's some fucking bugs that are flying at you. That's gonna fuck your ass
Oh, you got through the bugs. Here's the dart that's gonna reveal your position. It's just a difficult game
It is. It's tough.
And ABI, ABI is good too.
I'm gonna take this Odebos the whole time, chat.
You're trolling, man.
I know exactly if I take that Odebos fucking Shilem,
I'm gonna die.
50-50.
You either get a lot of good stats or you die instantly.
Yeah.
You want to be the coin flip of my life, man.
So I'm gonna chat.
After a day we had yesterday.
You had a mischievous look to you, man.
What do you mean mischievous?
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, it was talented.
You had this weird little grin going on, man.
You got it awesome.
You gotta watch them.
The fuckers.
OK.
And I think it's easy to do.
What magazine did you give me, by the way?
Was it the just Hicks L 23?
Right. Yeah.
Yeah, just basic ones, just basic ones.
Yeah. Cool. Cool.
That's a good thing with that gun specifically.
You don't need anything fancy that the RPK is a low recoil,
no matter what you put on it.
OK, cool.
I just made it if he's great ammo great ammo. Yeah
The only thing better than BP on that gun is like if you start running like a goal Nick BS
Like really really good rounds
Okay
Crazy shit. Yeah crazy shit
Let me text Timmy back as well. So do you want to play you want to play some CS with them?
What time do you what time should I throw at them?
What time what you asking what time you plan on going over there?
Okay, I mean, well he's starting. I mean we just started playing Tarkov agreed. I definitely won't put some hours
Like for at least a few hours man, like three four agreed, you know, and then we go over maybe okay, so
Three clock
Was that is that yes, they know
Or two four four Eastern or three
Somewhere in there. Okay, because then we can play for four hours. Yep. I had a meeting today
I'm gonna I'm gonna let him know I'm gonna be missing the meeting today
That'll happen that'll happen luckily it's just the way we drew it out my agency so that I don't understand
Sorry, Brandon, sorry buddy. We love you. We love you. We love you. We love you baby. Don't you worry? I love you
He's awesome, he'll probably be like, yeah, you better fucking idiot.
He's great.
I've been friends with him for a long time.
He told me that.
Yeah.
Yeah, we, we, we, the two of us are due for a conversation off stream anyways, because
we're, I think, I'm pretty sure that we're actually both cooking on something.
It's the same thing.
Well, you and I haven't spoken to body yet.
We should, we should, we should probably speak about it.
Oh yeah.
It probably be good to speak about it.
Just to say it.
Yeah, it probably be good to say it.
It probably be good for a good boy.
Why you got five hush tags?
I'm collecting them.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Dude, you're going to get me.
Put the guy down there.
Shut up, bitch.
I'm collecting you.
Let me bring food this time.
Yo, before you got onto that,
I did, like I was, I was going to the grocery store getting food.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's been a good boy, bro.
Bro, you'll get to the point in this game, just like you did on our
graders where you would farm trigger grenades in the morning for the rest of
the day, people do the same thing, but with food on scab runs, or you'll
go to like, um, streets and go to like the ammo compartments, the terror
group compartments and you'll grab ammo for the day.
Perfect.
I
Bro, I need it the the fucking kit to repair your broke your the black arm, you know, I'm sure of kit
Yeah, you have one of those I bring one. Yeah, how much is that not a lot
Okay, sir kids are just level lock which sucks
Which also makes the price not crazy. They're a hundred K up. It's not terrible. Okay. We completed two fucking things right there, bro
There we go
I
Just do it here. I can't can't I gotta go down here
I'm gonna top it to your mind and if I cannot be with you. Yo, how you singing for the eight months death?
Thank you so much for the fiber
My body got the shoe do the ranching sports law enforcement, but I saw you and forced myself back in the gym now
I'm down from three fifty to two sixty hold on a minute. Oh stop the music
What do you mean by you saw me cuz?
is 350 to 260. I've only been working out for three days. So did you hold on a minute?
Did you use me as an example of what not? You know what? I don't want to ask any questions.
Thank you for the fiver. Fiddle. Thank you for the three months. Mr. Thank you for the
fiver. Used to play sports. I didn't know a professional eater was a sport. Okay.
Back to the music. Fuck everybody. Fuck everybody. Fuck everybody. Fuck you. Fuck you. Hey,
you good sir. We listen and we do not judge. How y'all doing today, man? How's y'all's
Wednesday going? Y'all having a good day?
Can't wait for War Dogs? Yeah, War Dogs is gonna be a lot of fun, bro. Tim Curry died
today what let me look he's from what movie am I thinking home alone there it
this home alone and it man we lost another one today Nick I know you're
probably already seen it in the chat Tim Curry about big dog Tim Curry died
today he's the one from he's the one from home alone at the hotel he was like
the the manager of the hotel I'm googling right now yeah you'll see
You know the first oh
No way back to back days man. He's 80 as well
We're getting old bro. We are getting old
Fuck he said Nick we lost another one today
Are you ready fucked up, man? Yeah, I'm gonna go good. They said hey, I sold this to Jay. I say it's it's terrible
Man, it really is but 80 years old. I mean damn. What a great life, you know, like that is a great life
Healthy life 80 years old. That's that's just that's just how the world works, you know
It's just is what it is
Get a little weird little dark man
But you know what on a positive note it really does it gets a it's a constant reminder man for all
There it is try to fucking appreciate every second man. Yeah, it's why you don't right here
Don't go through your days being so negative and thinking poor me poor this for all you know
You only got a certain amount of time on this world. We got to remind ourselves of this shit right here
That clip this and just like give it to us we start bitching
The hockey man, god damn it.
Yeah, but you know it's a little bit more real man when people like you were watching or whatever it might be
are starting to like fall over. I mean truly, like you know, we're getting older, bro, we're getting fucking older.
I know, dude.
I'm fucking sick this year.
Ha, damn!
There it is.
Yeah!
That's halfway got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
It's only down from here my
That's what helps important there it is come on keep your ass in the gym boy. Yeah. Yeah
late day
No, I got you bro
I'm hurt to literally just like the fact of me lifting and three days later
I feel like I just got done deading 500
I'm just like
I went to the class with it with it with the two other parents, you know
Yeah, oh wait, I gotta stop you. Someone just said thank you for being an advocate for the OPs
Yo, what the fuck is this?
Yeah, this morning man, it's a week's day!
One of us, one of us, one of us!
You motherfuckers!
Sorry, that dad gave me the tracks!
No, you're good, bro.
I was just talking real quick.
I was only just saying that like, the lady I had,
it was worst case scenario because I had to fucking go hard.
I had to crash her hard, man.
You know what I mean?
I didn't want to do that, but I'm in the class
with two other dads and two other moms.
You had to show out.
You had to show out.
I was trying to compete, so I kind of put plates
on the fucking squad.
I don't want to do it, but I had to do it.
My kneecap's gonna hit the glass in front of me and I'm gonna tease this Christ.
See, that's the worst part for me.
Is this woods, bro?
It's the woods, it's the woods, yeah.
We've never been here.
Yeah, this is a hot area.
Very hot area.
We're looking up in these trees.
They could also like literally be in there behind us, but I'm not hearing them so we
should be okay.
What do you have to say?
Let's get up in these trees.
Yeah, a big thing about woodsman like you're gonna run into the people who are just going
to sit on a rock the entire raid and they're just gonna kill you and you can't really do
anything about those but in these areas like we're really looking for other questers
or people right now bottom left is the beach and then the boss camps in front of us somewhere.
There it is.
Yeah.
No, 100%.
You're right.
Sorry.
It's just looking for hotspots like right up here. This is gonna be spine
This is like the middle point in the map typically you'll run into a lot of people
This is where we remember whenever we got split up
Yeah, I gotta kill this guy by the way this boss if I kill him and I lose to him. I think I
What's his name again?
Sturman Megma
Hey, that's the cousin the cousin of Sturman Schmagma. Okay got it
Yeah, so we never really want to be the first one down there because Sturman's a hard kill and
Killing him is the easy part getting the key is the hard part. So we go down there
We got a file if you ever if you ever said have you ever said that?
Procedure's name out loud Jackson. I already know you're talking about
Thank God that we have a JSN, you know, yeah, yeah, because one slip up on that one. It's over. It's just yeah
Every time those announcers say it with a little bit of like confidence. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, don't you know you're getting hype
Your son's results not you could have put one of the popcans all my shit you're leaving with his little USS Johnson right here
Yep
All right running
I'm saying another scab.
You know, I hate Ohio State, but they really do produce receivers, man.
Bro, you know, I was on Instagram because I got told I need to start doing the Insta shit.
And I saw one of your posts that came up and it was that college hype-up.
And the guy's like, you see that dude?
You have, you have people in a stance, it's been saving up all year.
They're sitting at the top of the fucking dome and you're gonna you're gonna let them down
Yeah, let them down you
Emotional
You like it like you just suck around here. I don't want to see it. Yeah, right. I literally said a prayer of God
Watch you have to get racist
Just a dab just a dab
i'm not a big soccer fan either but i'll tell you i
i grew i grew to not enjoy the sport i could go without ever watching other
soccer game but just the fans of the sport
but you say what you want those motherfucking europeans everyone again
they did that was so entertaining
yeah like watching with the people man yeah
i said they don't know any better man they talk like they do if they did they
know that that sports fucking inferior
here's everybody plays it no share
buddy plays it all there is a do you
don't know America's the best the
fucking bastard we're the best at
everything and everything wait I've
been watching you thinking this was
case those morning channel I got my
mother's out of country bro just wait
man so you're a man your wife wants it
oh yeah right you came right back
didn't you when you tailed to your legs
I'm at fucking place man. I'm gonna be honest
Sure food
Subpar they don't use seasonings like we do cuz they actually eat healthy, you know
But I went to Lake Como Italy man. I mean look look
Yeah, I'm gonna go back
Yeah, no late Lake Como was actually incredible Lake Como was what that's a place where you could go with your wife
We'd be insane you have a good time. Well, probably we're also nearly man. Yeah, right
the food in Germany wasn't the best but I'd tell you in terms of people just nice
human beings I'm at more nice like everybody's just happy to be that's
one thing I feel like we have lost in the US a good bit like you go
somewhere you gotta go you gotta go to Italy right everybody's a fucking jerk
off well yeah I think maybe just different
No, no, no listen man people don't fuck with Americans, bro
Like we everybody it's everyone against us. It's like a thing. I'm telling you man
We had completely different experiences
Completely different four days and
I mean yeah, but but like for me like from the taxi drivers
I had to the people at the train station like I went to the train station
I had no idea what the fuck I was doing
I'm wonder why I'm already because we're the best multiple people well
It was also I would like to add everyone would speak German to me because they looked at me
It's just like hey, hello, brother. What's going on?
How you doing?
And I'd be like English English Guten tag English
They're like oh
Yeah, it's that that's it. Oh, that's German. That's German. That's German this German. Let's go over that
German
But no dude, I had a great experience in Germany. I'd go back tomorrow
I've realized how great we have here
Disagreeing in here
Pretty much people live in America talk shit about it 24-7. They got zero fucking clue zero idea
Take a trip come back
You want to talk shit?
Leave her a little bit and then come back.
There.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
It might be being nice to her because he's
eight feet tall, 400 pounds with a fucking beard.
That might have something to do with everybody
being a little nice to the guy.
Very true.
Blue helmet in front of us.
All the band in the world that you might not
want to make mad.
I think he's closer to the top of the list over his.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm blonde hair.
I'd be nice to you.
Green, blue eyes.
I mean I'm right there with their life.
Shrek, you know.
Hold on, Shrek.
Now you do, man.
I mean like you're waddling through the forest right now.
Look at you.
This is my swamp.
Careful, careful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm moving.
I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving.
Not good, I'm not down here.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I couldn't get away from them.
Kill them.
This is your quest.
You need them.
Sermons the one with the cool shit on.
Are there PMCs?
No, no, it's all AI.
Yeah, I'd say that's his guards
Really I just couldn't get away, bro. I
Needed so I needed Nick to shoot one of them. I just there's nothing I can do with a sniper
Yeah, he's right in there. Yeah, but that's the guy who killed me run left. Oh
That that guy okay
I
Would you watch you tell me if you see we looks like you won't miss them
He wears he wears purple. It's like a robe almost but he has multiple guards like four guards
You got to watch out for and they all have guns. It's good murder you that guy. That's a regular scab. I
Get inside of that building you don't want to find them from a distance and get inside that building and then fight from in the
building
That's one of his guards
Nice, I got two more guards and Sturman. I wouldn't be out here being the building
You're good buildings good
They just don't wherever huh yeah, yeah, they're all around here Sturman has an SVD. It's got two tap you in the chest
just go from hardcover to hardcover remember if you have nades you can
donate and they check them listen for audio you know one you killed the one
that ran far left. He can go up by those wood piles as well. Up there? Yeah.
And remember he was shooting before we got here so he's probably shooting at another player.
I'm gonna go use the restroom. I'll be right back.
I got to kill him. This is the fucking quest.
That be M. Jack?
A lot of cousins scrapping today. Well, no, I started a fucking war in both chats, but I'm gonna yell if I can't remember.
I don't even speak my mind, man.
Guess we're gonna go mass.
of
death
of
death
of
of
Roll.
Oh, shit.
She sounds like a fucking gun from Star Wars.
The circuit, chat.
Just wish I still heal my chest even though. Yes. Oh
Oh, you want that chest to be because when these AI shoot you they shoot you in the same spot over and over again till you die
It's all like a player
Dude, dude, dude, is the AI heal? Yeah
But not to fool typically unless it's like
uh, different, different ones
nah, it's uh, scab just looted my shit
He really did do true shit.
Baby, is that you?
Let's try this again, I think it's going to be in the same place.
Got a nade, got a nade, make him move, listen, heal your chest, nade, make him move, and
and kill them but you have to knade.
Have to knade.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
They ate and killed them.
Make sure you pop a PK.
Pop a PK?
Yeah.
Yep.
I
Well, not good
Yeah, I honestly thought you were with me whenever I was crossing through that opening
So I was like, oh, he's gonna shoot these guys and then I died I looked and you were nowhere near me
No SMB shots three right to my chest wonderful
Scav guard guard scav
Also guards are higher tier loot
Yes, the guards are wearing level five level level four plates.
Oh that okay so that boss is harder than killer it would seem. Oh I mean yes
and no you can get a lot more like free kills on on that boss than the killer
this killer will run at you he's got a game he's got to know how to fight him
I think that's what it really boils down to
Like if you're on that wall, but you should be
Grenading so he moves every boss no matter the boss the easiest way to kill them is to throw grenade at them
They'll run for their lives and shoot them as they're running easy
Man that's a bad that's a bad
No, okay
That's where one back at square one
Okay, you kid up. I'm gonna kid up and then if you can help me just like make us something
Yeah, sure. Or maybe you could bring in a site and I probably got what I need for a good
gun with your okay. That same the same way there's like 3k right easy. Yeah, yeah. No,
problem
Bum-ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fuck man
Excuse me.
last week thank you
yeah i mean i hear you bro but at the same time you know it's
always honey bro
it always sucks
never good to see somebody pass away
especially somebody like you watch growing up
it's like i will have a fucking socks
I think for most people it's just like a realization, you know, like, damn, it's crazy.
Good for you.
We honestly should probably take the ring off as well.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Because my masters are real.
Alrighty, that's good, let me put this scope on there.
Beautiful.
Let's go.
Let's get it!
Yeah, I appreciate you, Lucky,
thank you for the 10 months, baby.
I'll wear this one up.
I thought it was gonna help me.
It might though.
All righty, want me to open up your shit?
Take your gander here.
All righty, I got you opened up. Let me see here. Um,
I just need the gun, the gun and ammo. So tell me what gun to bring and then we'll go
from there.
I mean, bro, you can just rock the SR 25. SR 25 is a great gun for this place.
Okay.
I don't have a scope for it.
Nope. You're just going to grab that and scroll all the way down to your, in the
bottom of your inventory and then put the gun over there and then right click and
then edit build so you already have the suppressor like that gun is good to go I
would take off that the scope at the top AP PEP are right side of the gun
towards the stock what the fuck why did it do that you just got to click the
arrow again okay yep just take that off take it home nope all you gotta do is
just click the nun box none okay and then at the grip where it says the cobra
click that down anything that's green will allow you to put it on or to buy
it. Hand grip at the front of the gun underneath the barrel. Yep.
Why do you what do you want me to do with that? We're gonna, no, no, no, because you
need to put on a better grip. Okay. So I would put on, you see that black one, second row,
third one from the right. Yep. AFG black, put that on. Yep. Boom.
And then you're going to hit a symbol, top left, it's that little, it looks like a puzzle
piece.
Got it.
Nice.
Now the MAWL minus C1 plus, you want to take that off too at the top.
And then, yeah none.
And then at the bottom, we want to put a light on.
So front left of the gun, you'll see there's a little open box.
You know, it's like right above the barrel bunch of them.
I got let's you do the X 400 that's going to be a flashlight and the laser that that's
the flashlight.
You basically always want to run.
Okay.
Cool.
Now I would do that is you putting it on because I have it in my inventory or my binder
and so it sometimes bugs out.
Typically when it bugs out, it means that you have it in your inventory, but it's
already attached to a mount.
So it's not going to do it.
So what we can do is, is we can just escape out and we're going to look for that X400.
So you can just hit the search bar and just type in X400.
It might be attached to a gun potentially.
Click on that MK16.
There you go.
Yep.
Go ahead and grab that.
You just control left-click.
Nice.
Now you're going to drag that X400 onto that SR25.
Nope, you already have it in your partisan backpack.
Oh, shit.
Boom, got it.
OK, now?
Now you want to make sure you drag that other one off the MAWLC1+.
Oh, I didn't even go on.
There we go.
Assemble.
Wait that way you was there you had it on already
Look at the top left
Okay, why did it go on there man because you dragged it on to the gun it was already on it
You just put a second one on so you just take one off not a big deal
I had two pairs of gloves this whole time and now take off the M lock 22.5
Or the MAW CL1 plus at the very top of the gun
That's fine. What you did is fine. Yep, take that off and hit a symbol.
All righty. Now the gun is good. Now you're going to back out of that. You want to get at least two more mags.
You can drag that onto your weapon slot now. Now scroll up and see if you have any more P mags.
I got a bunch.
Yeah, if you want to get two, just two mags, three of these, three of these mags is going
to be plenty for you.
So a mag in the gun and two in my, in my, right?
Yep.
Yep.
And then M.A. rounds are good.
M.A.s are fantastic.
Beautiful.
I'm good.
I appreciate you, man.
Problem.
Why, why can the fucking flash like go somewhere else, man?
That shit.
Appreciate you, man.
Bro, why can the fucking flashlight go somewhere else, man?
That shit just sent my, mm.
Because there's multiple locations
that you can mount the flashlight on,
and you had multiple mounts on the gun.
So that's why it was-
I mean, that's how in the fuck
is somebody new supposed to play this shit, bro?
They're not.
They're not.
Well, that's why, you know,
that's why in my opinion,
this game does so well on Twitch
and just like streaming-wise
is because people will watch and go,
this is the hardest game I have ever played.
how the fuck are these people playing it?
Right, man, right.
Because it's cool.
Like anybody watching this game,
they're like, this is a cool game.
But how the hell are people not losing their fucking minds?
Jarr, you all playing this here?
You guys good?
Are you guys all good?
A lot of them are better than us, yeah, no doubt.
A lot of them are better than us?
Are you bringing my site, by the way?
Yep, I got just go.
I'll appreciate it.
Yeah, who thinks they're who thinks they're better than coach?
Hope, oh, who's better than coach?
My entire chance to me.
Tell him to run the arena right now fucked up, man.
You know, we ought to do we ought to get out of this right now, run arena.
And I invite each and every single one of them and just shit on them.
Just to humble it.
It's like when they say they can take a yard, you're just whipping that shit by.
Yeah, you're just trying to give you hear that smack smack smack
It was the same way yo Nick before that tournament
You know me and Pete were on a team for that tournament
They were like you got no chance of winning yada yada yada and then we won it and they're like well rigged now what?
rigged
Hutch is the most annoying dude on the internet, but I have like probably this like you know
when we first started playing together, I had like,
I have it half, you know?
Yeah.
And as we played more and more and more,
everybody's come to love you, you know?
But I got this little percentage of my community
that fucking hate your guts.
That's everywhere, bro.
That's everywhere.
I know.
It's just how it works, isn't it?
It's fucking insane.
You know, we laugh about it all the time over here
because the majority of people who watch me even now,
like every day, at one point in time,
Like, let me ask you this.
Anybody in Nick's or my chat,
who hated me but now you kinda love me a little bit.
Just a little bit.
And I guarantee you that you're gonna see
an immense amount of ones.
Just the one in the chat.
One in the chat if that's you.
If he used to not fuck with him chat,
but he's kinda winning you over.
That's just how it works, bro.
I know.
It's funny, but my entire chat's once.
Bro, it's just, I have, did you hear me?
Fuck with the verse, no way.
Nobody does, I don't know why.
It's something, it might just be because I'm very different
than, you know, other people,
but I'd also die for the homies, so I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe that's why.
I'm also a yapper.
No, there's been a few people that I've played with
in my chat, the entire chat just is not.
You are not one of them.
Don't you worry, don't you worry.
Listen, bro, when I first started doing this shit,
I was playing with Summit every day
and you want to jump into the lion's den,
play with Summit.
The one Gs, they hate motherfucker, religiously.
But I want them over a little bit.
Just looking at somebody in chat.
Ninja is the worst.
Yeah, whenever I play with Ninja,
like dude my entire chat bro just fuck it I feel so bad cuz bro I really fuck with
a man but I get it he's he's just he's just a lot man he's a big personality
he's a big person he's a lot of people great god he's a great guy I'm
asking you bear with me mind I fucking need a surf cable I'll throw you
mind I'll throw you mind if you get your shit broken all right cool
I did not want to die I want I didn't even get to shoot my gun bro
Yeah, I appreciate you stopping by man, thank you for the love dude
No, I think it's a little, I think honestly, bro, I got a lot of, what's the word I'm looking
for?
Like, I understand who I am as a person.
I'm very outspoken, but I'm also a bitcher, you know?
Like, I like to bitch.
Usually I'll bitch and then after a couple of hours or you know 20 30 minute period
I recognize that I'm being a fucking pussy, but a lot of the time
You know people hear the bitch in and they say I fuck this guy
I believe so
I would like to thank a lot of you guys would much rather hear me bitch then see me put a smile on my face and
Fake like I'm having a good time while I'm miserable, you know
I'd rather be known as somebody who you feel like is honest rather than a
Bullshit and pussy
That's rock
All right, we need one one kill literally one and we're done with this fucking shit on this man
Why does Tim look like he's so hungry? He's going to eat the chalk right out of your hand
Bro, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie bro
Tim's actually in great shape, I'm not gonna lie to y'all he's surprised you
Now this is a pop pop pop pop pop pop.
It's a one tap, but you're not rechambering.
It's just like you're shooting as fast as you can pull the trigger.
But the bullets you're hitting people with,
if you hit them in the head, they're dead.
If you hit them in the thorax three times, they're dead,
unless they're wearing level fives,
and then it's four to five times.
Oh, grab in front of us.
Left to right.
On the other side of the skull.
like you know about us like I just don't really understand how that's a miss
right back back right it's a scab it's a scab like that that that's the part
that pisses me off about these bolties because I swear if I'm using an AR
with with the scope I don't miss that but with a boltie I just fucking suck
I don't know why
Dude, I don't know what I don't know what it is about both. I swear. It's like a mental block
It's a mental block like I know if I miss I have to read chamber
Yeah, I walk on an MP7 on my my back as well. So
It's a mental block. I know if I miss I'm probably dead so I think about it too much
and then I miss. Those are players. Oh, maybe not. They're scabs. I'm hearing them. Sounds
Oh yeah, there's a CMS in here I can give you for now.
now remember just because that's a one-tapper neck you do not need to just
sit there and try and be like particular with your shots shoot it just
like you're shooting a full auto gun when you're when it comes to players and
just guide the shots as you're tapping that makes sense don't feel like all I'm
I'm not tapping.
You're gonna scab behind the pillar right, like the right pillar that you're running at is a scab right there.
If you're close right at me.
They're right behind me up the wall.
I think we're feeding on them.
He's just crouching down and sitting there.
Close.
Oh, Sam.
So you just, you just, you just, you just, it's fast.
Yeah, just, like you're using the foul in MW2.
Just bop bop bop bop bop bop bop. Just let that fucker sing.
Here, I got you a, I forgot I bought this for you last time.
dropped it to you. I think I might just kill somebody in front of you. It's clear. Chets
Yeah, you dropped them.
I don't know if it was a player.
Looks.
He had a black helmet on.
I mean, I don't know.
That's usually how you tell me.
Yeah, black helmets.
Unless it's like a tank helmet or whatever.
Just gonna take a look.
Oh, I hope I killed a real player right there.
I'm probably so happy.
I hope I kill the real player right there, he's so happy.
Come on baby!
May it be a player!
I
Hate everybody
Walking towards power right now
Keep walking the same direction you were walking before
This is where he'll be.
We'll get up in a little spot real quick.
He tanks the heady, no way.
Yeah player on the bridge you dropped off
All right quest done I killed his boy he dropped the bottom right and he tanked an M993 bottom left bottom left sorry
Deep deep in there's one right under us
Oh
Look at right at me. There's a great deep fucking right careful. It's bad. It's bad right right under us though
Right great. Do you have an aide? I do he's right under us in this corner. You just need him free
Yeah, deep deep right great. Nice thing
Right to my left he might be a power now. He was like backside
Yeah
That's fucking me that's a really good thing thank you. I'm just gonna heal for a second. It's all you don't get tapped I
Killed one of his boys too, so it might be trio. No, man
The problem is that he could he could get
I guess he could have got the power.
But it looked like a player.
I mean, I'm always wrong when it comes to this shit.
He's sprinting.
That was a great, hey, great call for the Nade, bro.
Got a free kill from that, huh?
Yeah, what a free, man.
Hey, I'm telling you, bro, that's how it works.
Nades are king.
I mean, the Nade, I don't know how you plop it like that.
That's perfect.
Right hand by right.
right right click in oh you just throw it a little softer kind of yeah you just
right-click and it's an underhand that'd be careful of these windows there's a
little staircase inside of the power station I'm looking you start moving
though I'm with you that's probably what you saw let's go yeah
put them up, put them up
they're in a pretty good spot
I'm gonna hold a little farther back
see I'm saying like
greatly poor
like horribly poor
I mean that guy, whoever
you killed
had a good enough helmet to tank one of the best bullets in the game so
take the rig
can't really
yeah I can't
nice
Did you loot him?
No, I haven't looted nothing.
I'm just gonna take that backpack.
Let's see what this guy's worth, Jess. Let's see if he's a little better.
This guy already looks a little better.
Good helmet.
Above?
I just a scab at power
I think above
You're yeah
Player no, just a scab
Yeah, I was like day-to-day, and I'm fucking miserable bro good or no
Wait, what kind of helmet did he have can you read it to me?
He tanked an M993 with a FLUX?!
How's that even fucking possible?
Is that level 4?
That's fucking crazy!
Yeah, I had to ricochet it.
This is good
Yeah, we can watch it. I mean that dude for sure got shot in the face
All right, good news interchange officially done bro. All I need is woods now
Woods back to the trees we go back to the trees we go. Do you have any quest here for that too?
we can reset right over here car just any location stuff you know all right
let's get out of here though yeah we do not have car
you go to the roof no that's them I think were you at what you didn't go to
the roof no that's a scab are you at me just shooting a scab 15 times
Oh shoot, we got him.
We don't have a car, yeah?
No car, no car.
It's not worth it. I don't have anything, man. I know it's good.
It's not horrible, man.
It's definitely not horrible, given that he just tanked a fucking shot to it.
No, we already gave Nick a surf kit, so he's good
Okay, let's get out of there.
Left.
Left.
We spawned a railway.
So, Emmercom.
That's why I like this map, because I know it.
to the left. Scav.
Just keep moving.
You know, that's another thing too, with you, like, trying to bring your kids and like,
Ammo, you kind of understand where it's like, okay, I could shoot that Scav, but I'm not
going to, because I don't know how many more rounds I have left for this Ammo.
Is the partition bag good?
Yeah, a partition bag is really good because whenever you put it inside of a bag, it takes
up less space than it gives you, so people will buy the partition bags and then put rigs
inside for maximum amount of loot on maps.
I'm not checking the lead X bond.
Yeah, wait till it's late white.
Max endurance and max strength.
I, I, it's literally, I'm a super human.
It's disgusting.
I need that possible get fully blacked body no because that means you're at zero HP
it's possible to have like a full blacked out body other than like a blacked out
thorax typically when you have a blacked out thorax you can still be alive
but normally you're dead yeah yeah yeah whenever I don't have three mil
I'll make that bitch
We got to make some money. It's not like a ton, but it's like
It's an investment where with how much money I have right now. It would break me
It's a couple good days and I can do whatever
Are you bleeding? Of course I am bro. Dr. Jekyll's letting me fucking get it from behind right now that a courtesy
at least I'm lucky boss at least I'm lucky boss
he's lucky
at least I'm lucky
there's a player
front left of us careful
on the white van I'm backing up on the white van
that's an actual player on the white van
there's another actual player farther left too
Very bad spot here
They shooting at you yeah, I'm playing aggressive. I died. Yeah
I'm all far right. I'm swinging on this guy who I heard shoot over here
Doctor fucking jackal bro fucking peanut
I don't know what I'm talking about.
You see this guy anywhere?
No.
He's on the way back in.
No.
I'm looking at the other side of the road right now and I'm not seeing him.
I'm going to play up in the bus and get like a little...
All right.
We'll top you up.
I see something running in the road right to left by red crate near you looking
lost him that was me in the road I'm on the road it's me okay all right got you
you're up top looks okay I see you just you just jumped over yeah I just I saw
that so I think someone and then you saw someone on your far left oh they're
fucking rat in this bro.
No doubt.
No doubt at all.
You gonna picture with me?
I'm laying in the bushes near the extract.
I think I'm in a good spot to kind of see everything.
Just don't extend too far.
I'm checking all those bushes right now.
I don't see anything.
Yeah, the shot came from the extraction the other guy at the white van.
I don't know where he went he could have ran straight there maybe I don't know
You see me walking up by the tower a little bit?
Yeah, I see you.
Where are you?
down across the road. I said we just take this reset and they're all gone. If they
aren't gone they're sitting in a bush ready to take our lives.
And there it is.
I'm heading to the abstract now. I'm leaving.
I'm out.
We're saying this.
That was second.
I actually did the extract.
God, that is just exhilarating, man.
Holy fuck.
That's the thing about this game, man.
It's just like there's so much on the line.
You know, it's just like.
No.
Why don't we do that?
Why don't we fucking keep some motherfuckers?
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
I should go to like a really popular one early just to sit in the bushes.
Okay.
I'm watching that clip right now.
I'm trying to slime man.
I said a bunch of TikTok last time, you know what I said we should do?
I said that we should dress up like we'll go PMC but we'll dress up in scams as best
we can.
No, you can't like 100% it but we'll do the best that we can and then we'll act
like fucking scams but we'll just blow them all away.
He ricocheted that bitch. I think oh wait. No, no, it was the second shot that I had him wasn't this shot this shot
You for what I miss oh
Yeah, he did think
Think yo come and look at this come and look at this
Look at this motherfucker ricochet this shot, dude.
91 on my gun by the way. 91. Fuck me. I'm coming. I'm here.
Watch this guy ricochet this shit.
This is the best bullet for the caliber M993.
Dang!
Watch the sparks fly off this shot.
Dang!
I can't see it really.
Oh
Just a full-on ricocheted a break oh
Man, that's awesome
Jesse a white van was a scab. I hope not
Yeah, I think it was no way yeah
White van was a scab and then the player was the well, but but that doesn't make any sense, right because
because where did the staff go?
You know, where the motherfucker walked off to?
He fucking gone is where he went gone.
Yeah, so it's like, maybe it was a player.
Maybe he, as we were taking cover and rotating over,
maybe that guy ran to the extract
because we didn't really shoot at him, right?
No, I didn't take any shots.
I just saw him, he kind of got behind the van,
Pete for a second. I ran to his right. And then you, you said you didn't see him
going left, but I wasn't in a position to see him.
Yeah. I also think, so whenever you hear those shots, I feel like you're calling
out that you're being shot at and it's ricochets. So like if you're close,
no, no, no, that motherfucker was, was trying to light me up and he,
yeah, he's maybe like, like 50 feet in front of me on the van. Just,
just only shooting to me. Got it. Okay. But I don't think he had a great gun though. It was kind of just like
I mean, fuck dude interchanges notorious for player scabs getting in super early could have been that as well. I mean, we just we won't know.
All right, I'm ready. You ready Freddy?
One second. Food and I'm good. Yeah.
Oh, you got a day night tonight. Where's your wife taking you?
Because I know I know she better be taking you somewhere. That's how I sell my wife
I walk up to her and I'll be like, hey, where you taking me?
What are you taking me?
Well, you were you treating me to tonight, you know, not the other way around
Superchats yo, they were the five-dollar super chat hush. I remember when you dropped
You know you want to help me clean this inventory up a little bit. I got so I like too much ambivalent shit. I might be gonna read this
Crazy I
Said we I said we keep the ball rolling. I said we keep the ball rolling
We clean the inventory on like there is literally no more stage. Yeah. Oh
No, I'm not reading that okay. I'm good. Let's get it yo big Alex. Thank you so much for the take gifted Jack
We've got some love in here for
the big dog, big outs coming in
with a Ted Gifton.
How you doing on this beautiful
Wednesday, man?
You need ammo, bro?
I don't have any.
If it gets bad, I can throw
you some rounds.
Got it.
We got four mags and like
20 spare should be fine.
Wait, there was a flood.
We heard about the flood in China.
There was a flood in Nepal as well.
Oh, chat saying that flood that we saw in China started in Nepal.
I'm guessing from what I'm seeing,
I
It was a glacier that burst it and just fucking went
dude
Ice rock avalanche blocking a river in tablet possibly from a glacial lake involvement
Damn
Bro, and that looks literally, you know, we had one of the things that blew me away
I played against the people to crawl that and that was when those floods hit the Carolinas was really really bad one and
That area some of the videos that I saw and it was like places where we went to like we were we went to go
Drink over there and it just dude. It looked it looked
Not real
What do you mean like look at videos of it like the entire roads just getting washed away
like
Areas that you know, especially up in those hills man
I mean you're from Michigan you kind of understand
But like in West Virginia and the southern parts of the Carolinas like dude
There's areas where it's 30 45 minute drives out to civilization, you know, right and they're just cut off
They can't go anywhere. There's people going on ATVs to get to bring them water
Looks unbelievable man
Yeah, I remember when that was going on
I can't believe Tim just gave up on y'all. Oh well
He big and stinky a ways and I'm gonna need you to let me know what the word the worst part about that fucking video is
It's what it's one of those. I mean there is nothing to do about it
It's one of those situations where there's nothing to do. Hey mother nature's coming there
you just gotta accept it the only thing you could have hoped for was that
somebody knew something and told you in time so everybody could leave but like dude a glacial
yeah especially like a glacial explosion like i don't even know if we can like know that that's
happening like like the ice cracking and then just somewhere else so they didn't know that it
It was it was continuing like it had no idea I guess not. I mean even if they did it's like
What do you how do you tell thousands of people like everybody run for your fucking lives?
You're saying these two different places to my head. I'm thinking it traveled a long way to get to there
But it probably didn't it probably it was probably
Had to be someone close who wouldn't have had that kind of force
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, I don't know I don't know
That video doesn't look real
Isn't that sad like we legitimately ai's got to a point where we don't know what's real
Careful here, there's a lot of spawns that rotate here, so we just kind of want to walk this walk and listen
They can come from our left. They can come from right in front of us.
I'm going to show you a little spot and it could get us both murdered, but if it doesn't, it could be really fun.
I
Take a look over at this spot. You guess we will always love you
Take a little look over that this area
Watch your back. Yeah, oh we're about to go somewhere sketchy big dog. Follow me
All right on this drop what you're gonna want to do is is you're gonna want to walk backwards
all the way down here make sure your feet come to a stop and then run the gap
so just right when you start falling walk backwards yep now you're gonna run
the gap you're good wonderful now we're gonna go this way
are your legs hurt my legs hurt yeah yeah we'll be alright as long as they
don't snap.
Oh, sorry.
Just do this again.
Yeah, yeah.
And go right up there.
Wonderful.
Now you're going to come right over here and go up this little incline.
You're going to come right over to this rock, go up this little incline.
And we're here.
Look at you now. This is a pretty checked spot. Is this my perspective?
Are good drop your backpacks. They might not see you
And we just got a hope and pray that's nothing but timmies on this map questing and that no one checks us
Now I'm not sure what I think if we range to
200 and aim for the top of the head. We hit at this range. I'm not 100% sure
The only bad part is is that it's foggy. That's the shitty part of what's going on right now
Don't be pretty rough seeing people
Can it be above us now isn't the highest point on the map
Yeah, there's two foggy for this sadly
But now you know that this spot exists, so be careful of it
Yeah, if you're ever just sitting there and you're getting popped out on this map, you're going how do they see me?
They're probably up here
Right below us unless that was you were you running yeah, okay nice stop as well
Gotta go back down the same way we came
It's like little goats up here on the mountain man.
Yeah.
There's a place on lighthouse where it's like a mountain that's straight up from a
spawn and you can run up it like a billy goat.
Oh come on.
Oh, come on.
Do you know what quest you have here again or no?
Sturmin' again round two. Let's go kill him. Come on. We got to kill him before we check
anything else. Let's do it. On your horse son. BTR is going off way. We cannot walk forward.
Wait, no, I think I think he's shooting at the beat you off. We should be okay, right chat
Sturman shooting at the BTR
Yeah, we want to get down to like these cottages down here
be ready to start ripping if you see him start shooting stay with me yeah you
can't be stopping in the middle man I didn't stop I was just
yeah that's slow it down to be walking forward popping a bill I hate this
shit man that sucks bro
yeah I'm not from your right your pinch right now yeah he's fucking assholes
Such a shit, man.
If I get him the key chat, I draw I can't drop it to him. Can I?
No, the worst part is we probably would have seen that guy if it wasn't so fucking foggy
So I mean
Oh
Has to be kind of great
And you know these fucking pussies aren't gonna push
And I can't get out because I've sermon all around me now
And I can back out to tell you if it was a PFC this day was it was it was it was
I think I'm going to have to go back to the other side of the road.
I can't get out of here because they're always gonna fucking murder me.
I
Either get out or you can go
No, come on
Isn't there a tree somewhere?
there's two of them that's the problem
you sure yeah they killed shmerman
Jesus
what about a top left swing like a line I'm thinking the same thing there's
good there has to be another one
yeah he's down there I'm gonna try for it you need four more right five
Oh baby.
Let's find out what it is.
There's a psycho.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna get you.
You might be able to hang down
and try to get loose.
Yeah.
Bitch. Dead. Yes.
It's nice.
fucking god that did it that wasn't a fucking
that was that was that was a shot first one was it that one was
now let me check it
now there it is okay okay
on the board now Nick
this is what we talked about kick your feet up
relax yeah yeah yeah sure
this guy has a teammate somewhere
someone else is gonna come over here
the woodpecker you have just a phenomenal spot oh bro I mean this is
like I mean they write stories about this this position right here they write
they write books about it for Kyle shit like I have his book I wrote that
I know dude hey you're right here with me you're right here with me
someone else has to come over here yeah there's no way I mean they killed the boss
That guy's just got to be so pissed, man.
Oh, shh.
True time
I think it's awesome that cypress awesome
the old DVL it's everyone's favorite
I see, oh, other bodies?
no one on chat, yeah I have two of them, I have two of my stash, I don't know how I got them
but I got what I have
I probably have them from when Hutch died and then I picked them up
I Lord knows you have about 20 of them
We were trying this goddamn challenge all week
Oh now this is what we do now this is what we do
Oh, wait, on you.
Oh, oh, on the body?
Yeah, it's the cowboy.
Dude, this game is like a car and duty campaign.
Like, like back when it was good in 2005.
Mm-hmm. All right, now we're gonna throw this grenade
Now the reason why we threw that grenade is so people are gonna hear that they're gonna come sprinting
I mean it's just you cannot blame Agupa for sitting at this spot I mean this is like a
postcard.
Yeah it's really the best.
That could be a little gr.. oh you've been here before right at this spot?
There isn't a spot that exists like one time I sat right here in these trees and
I would kill people as they would run across this saying to dodge because this is how you like this is one of the areas you dodge this side of the map
There's also a spot right up here. You can jump through so you can lay up on top of these rocks
You can sit right over here and these rocks and shoot towards this beach as well same thing to my back left
So there's a chance that somebody on the horizon out there with a sniper
Decides to look right here
Not this specific spot this specific spots not like super camp that spot. This is where I
That's why also I dropped I do want to say if you want to heal your legs
I think your legs are a little like green. No my legs don't matter
Okay
Not at this point. My legs won't be the difference make
I'm gonna get head shot it or I'm going to head shot. That is the only two options
Yes, coach now if someone's rotating across the map. They're like, I don't know where that grenade went
I'm not too sure where it's that
Let's remind him.
You know?
Checking on out there.
Just a little.
Just a little.
Want some peas?
On your right, on your right, on your right.
Top, top right. Top right on the, their line.
Oh, I might die here in a second.
That's a scav, I think.
Oh.
Now, typically we would shoot him,
but we're not going to.
We just threw the grenade.
Wow, this is patience.
And in case you didn't know,
when you're laying down in bushes like this,
it actually affects how the scabs are able to see you.
So they did an update like a year and some change ago.
The scabs used to be like, oh.
They didn't update to where scabs were shooting a lot of players through bushes so they fixed
that and they made it to where whenever you're in a bush scabs don't see you nearly as easy.
Now the closer he gets to me at this angle he'll save me because the bushes aren't in
front of me anymore.
But, what's the chance he does it?
Oh?
Oh?
No way.
Scav?
No, it's Scav.
Yeah.
You know, I really wanted this to work, but I think I got another three minutes
and I'm going to start it completely.
I agree.
Zero phase.
I agree.
But I would sit here for 20. I just man. I wanted it to happen by now. Yeah, no
I think we're about at that point where it's time to go in clear
I
Love that I love the sniper a girl green little guy. You're like a fucking and a conda
Bring one with you next run bring one bring one with you
I don't think I'm gonna be able to go back to your body. I'll check this guy
See if he has a kit for you or I'll just bring you an SR 25 if you want to keep it
Yeah, just I mean at the very least go look at that guy you killed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna suck it shit up
Other schiav
Because that fit
I
You're gonna suck them up hutch we all know what I was trying to say you bastards
All right all in favor of fuck this shit say aye
Aye, yeah, I as well although I am down for a little more patience
You just never know but we're getting in that scat like player scat area where you might get like we are
I
Actually can't believe those mess my way to heaven
That had to be back in the head yeah perfect I told God I'll be back in a second
Man, it's so hard not to act reckless
All right, let's get the fuck out of here
If anyone kills me they were more patient than I.
Four more Nick, that's it, there's four more.
I still don't really know what Sherman is.
You won't believe it, there is someone there.
Did you just get sh.. it's like that?
Yeah I did.
I'm behind I think, brother.
We're behind.
It looked like it, yeah.
Did it not look like he was behind?
I don't know, play you, I'm sorry.
Well you're okay.
I just, uh, I was definitely, I was just, yeah, I know I was definitely shot to murder
me.
I take your time.
I need to go full attack on my son.
I'm right back.
Yep.
Chat.
Any idea?
What the fuck was that?
I
Mean we even hear the shot he has to be across the map, right?
No, that wasn't that wasn't no, uh, that wasn't a scav
freaks man I don't know they got more patience than I you know what we do now
That to me feels like a spot where you go to at the start of the game and you just kind of hold
So we're gonna do the opposite. We're gonna go and camp this motherfucker at the extract.
Just fuck him. What's the best extract camping spot chat? Is it still underneath this rock up here?
Fuck, the bag was empty.
Isn't it right?
Is it these trees that are the best or this tree down here?
It's this tree right here, I think, sketchy, but it's the best spot I remember correctly.
Yeah, I feel like this tree is fucking check though
I don't know where to sit
Stay here?
Like I can't see anything from right here.
Well, they had behind the sandbags as an extract.
like I'll be leaving
isn't great let me go across
you should still have some time
my money
alright
Yeah, I mean, so we've changed our our minds. Oh, this guy wants to fucking camp me. So now we're going to camp him at the fucking extract
Love it. I love it so much
Yeah, this is gonna be our spot
Not not sure is having just just like camping you. Yeah. Yeah, he's probably sitting at our UAF
and heard Sturman get shot at.
Solved it where that guy was.
It's probably his buddy.
I ain't gonna argue with you.
That's for sure.
I just think it's crazy that you waited there for ten minutes
and then the moment you hop off the hill you're getting shot.
It's crazy.
That's...
That's the player.
Left, left, sorry.
I
Can't move my mouse he's up top right oh shit
Bitch
Yeah, he's dead. Oh spectators. So weird man the bullets like behind
That's that's my gear by the way, that's my yeah, that's the guy who killed you
BITCH PUSSIT!
No way bro!
That's probably the guy who shot at me.
He probably shot at me on dick head
and that's why he didn't kill me
because he was like
NO!
At a bad angle.
Yeah.
Dude that is this...
This could not have been...
The cinema raid, bro.
The cinema raid.
This is the day we're having
versus the day we had the other day.
Like this day...
Everything's going right.
Shit.
Right.
I'm in a d-
I'm...
I think it's something done again.
Oh, yeah, I there's a chance. There's no right, dude. I need to build a sniper. I'll sit
good one
Nick's death everything's going right. Yeah, maybe not everything
Fuck you man, you killed the guy that got me bro. I'm so happy about it. Yeah. Yeah. Now you don't lose anything
Remember that little fuel bonklet?
I'm a fucking peeping tom
I'll watch your whole family dinner
Yeah, this guy used to have pictures of Shaq and he'd lure us all over to come and look at him
Come over my house look this picture of Shaq I'll give you some ice cream
are you at the right extract you got a five minutes so oh yeah I am outskirts
yeah I think that was the guy you shot of it your whole family
sorry for making you wait so long boss I know you enjoyed it it's not even like
that like I feel like I'm in the movie sniper right now or something like I
It really I'll tell you. This is awesome. There is no
There is no game that has the sniper gameplay like this slow-paced sniper gameplay down like Tarkov does
But God is it the most infuriating thing son? No, it's great. This is great
You're that bird right there the great bird. That was a Norwegian hawk owl, you know
We need this while we need lemon lemons a bird or he could tell us exactly what that bird is
That's right. He's so funny, man. No, no, he'll only kill us, but yeah
Well, let me one of those guys like whenever we get to that point where we're just kind of cruising through raids
And we're doing well when we need that comedic like dude, you don't understand how funny this guy is
I think I'm good. I think I'm good
You like to fucking hope so he's like the history if history has shown us anything
We'll walk over here and grab my fucking kid back
a little more left of the behind you, right?
I don't remember at all the other way the other way the other way pop
By the way, yeah, where's the road?
right there
Right there. Wow. Look at you. Look at you
and there's your SR 25 and your Parmesan bag wow
there he is and your even took his helmet off and put yours on yeah I bet he
fucking did yeah yeah so I'm just putting all the ones and two slaughters
wherever I can. I know this gun is the smallest one and I know if I take this off it's gonna
fit better. So I can do this but it still fucks up like how it's gonna sit. So I'm
gonna take this suppressor off although I'll lose one slot now it fits a lot better and
I can even go so we have a four-slotter. We're gonna take your SR-25 now. We want
the hammer sight and it's pretty much it. Check the ammo by just looking at the
top I can tell you that's T45 because of the color of the bullet. T46 is ass. I'm
gonna put this here. You want your mags because you can't buy them. We'll take the
ammo. Coloc will take that. Again check mag T45, T45. So Lewis trash. These are
level four plates but you can see this one's at 39 but this one's only at 31.
So if this one gets damaged you can't repair it for shit. So we're only
going to take this plate if it's perfect we're ready to rot.
I can do it baby.
Oh we're gonna lay down but we're gonna get behind this car tire with our heads.
Very nice.
Very good. Very good. GG's.
Good raid! Good raid!
Well, you never see somebody turn the mag to see the bullet before?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, cool
Love watching your man keep up the funny shit fat man. Yo, I appreciate you bro. Thank you for being here man
I appreciate you bro. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for hanging out with me
I love you bitch
Alrighty, so we want that there. We have to bring our own bag here so we can fit all of his shit
Hmm
Hmm can't be good for my love
So, I have headphones, armor, helmet, mags, I'm going to bring you meds as well.
you will literally not need anything.
There's that.
Let me just do this.
Beautiful.
Cool.
Cool.
you ready you ready I'm selling ammo but I'm ready boss
I love it.
Let's ride.
All right.
All righty.
My armor.
Thank you.
What you need to bring a rig no no I got everything okay
I'm into you oh
Oh, dude, I have an idea that Chad has just told me and I think it's genius.
Would you like to hear it?
Okay, can I guess?
All right, go ahead.
We dress up as scabs, but we're PMC, we're low-key PMC.
And we murder everything and everybody.
We can do that.
I'm in for that.
Another idea.
Interchange, OK?
Interchange.
There's an awning that not a lot of people know about,
and it's not camped very often.
You remember that extract that we just went to?
It overlooks that.
At ultimate height, it's disgusting.
What are we bringing?
Snipers?
Snipers.
Typically, that's something you
want to bring where it's like an SR25
or something where you get to multiple shots
because people aren't really gonna stop very often, you know?
And this is on, this is on interchange?
Interchange, yeah.
It's a good thing.
I'm in.
It's usually, so there used to be a quest
and it was either called Overdrive or Hard Drive
or something like that.
I don't remember, I think it was Overdrive.
It was an M1A with a Schmidt and Bender
and a suppressor on it.
and it was hell to do and everyone did it on top of this awning.
So it's a pretty, it was called test drive. That's what it was called.
What's the guy's name you're talking about?
Stankrat.
Cheese. Stankrat.
His name is literally Hutch and Meph and he just kills people in the worst
ways possible. Fuck with me. Yeah. That's him.
Listen, we got a couple hours left to talk about, okay?
Yeah.
I don't know about you, but I don't care what people think about me,
especially on the internet. I want to get nasty.
listen we're on this we're on the map to do it let's go find a spot and let's
sit I want to get fucking I like I want people to be like oh my god this guy
sucks you know I'm like fuck yeah I need three more kills and I'll suck a man
to get them I don't care I'll do anything for these three kills
You're a good man. You're a good man.
We got another foggy map? No, not foggy map. I said we head up to that rock again.
No door.
I'm loading into your raid you better walk up to me and say hush I love you
please die or please kill me and I will kill you and then I will give you a
smooch on the mouth and say thank you I want to sit on a fucking car behind
dorms oh bro there's so many rat spots on dorms it's disgusting oh you look
beautiful you look beautiful what's that I love I have wife agro what's up okay
okay oh my god she said I'm not agro yes yes you are you're in good mood you
You look beautiful.
Well, baby.
I'm all good, unless it's a new pair of legs,
because mine is cease to work.
Well, that'd be good.
That would honestly be good.
I think I could rock them.
I don't need to kill by a guy that doesn't have fucking
3,000 hours in the game.
I don't need nothing.
I'll take a, um, I'll take a P-Raid.
P-Ray
All right, I love you. All righty. I'm gonna show you one spot. Come come come one pound fish
Unnecessary shot
Unnecessary shot call me out like that big dog. Listen. I'm telling you a that is the difference between
No, no, no, that's the difference between us getting to a location. You've been doing your job us getting to a location
I
Nobody plays
Call me out like that
I watched you play for 27 minutes. I got oh, I hear you. I hear you. I'm here
Put your head on my shoulder, I know I know you're gonna be all right
Can I call you can I call you little nicky? Is that okay?
Alright, we're going right up this rock, right up this rock, right up this rock, and we're
laying down right here.
Make sure you drop your bag so that I'll see it.
Now, this is the goal here, okay?
There's a weapon case that's going to be right on the other side of them sand bags
that you see right there. Everyone always loots it when they come into this area, okay?
And everyone, there's always the the the woods and joyers. They're dumbass now. The woods and joyers
love to loot this area. So we we just gotta have some patience. We're gonna see somebody here.
Well, there is a big pine tree right in front of it. Come to my right. Come to my right. Come
Come to my mate.
I have the sims in right now.
Put it out.
Oh, damn.
Woman!
Damn.
Put it out.
You say yes ma'am.
Yeah, yes ma'am.
Damn.
She said spit it out.
I had two, and you did drag.
I have two sims in.
Leave me alone.
Let me see it.
Here comes the train choo choo.
What's she feeding you, bro?
Is that a peanut butter cracker?
You got peanut butter crackers?
That's that crack right there man.
That's good.
What is that?
I don't want the whole thing.
Hey, that don't look very good, huh?
I like the whole thing.
That's so good.
Is it good?
No, no, no, you keep it.
No, you keep it.
I don't want the rest.
I don't want it.
I want 15 grams of protein.
I want 15 grams of no thank you.
I love you though.
Then she said 15 grams of protein.
Yeah, thank you baby.
Thank you so much.
I think I'm going to get it.
Hey, do you ever eat anything like green?
What?
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Zoom in.
Yeah, I can't eat it.
I'm on.
Zoom in, zoom in.
I just saw something.
I think it was a scarf.
A scarf.
Ooh!
I
Now what are they gonna be on the sandbags like yes, right on the other side of those sandbags
You remember that you said camp with that we went over here and looted. Yeah
So we're waiting on we want somebody to do it now typically there's a spawn that spawns at this low
Problem
That was a test that was a test that was a test was he good good call good call
So that's our identifier so we don't even need to look at this spot because anyone who wants to loot it is gonna kill that
Scav so let's look around let's look around
Now if you want there's another rock to the right good-looking spot I'll hold this
but we just make this hill our little sniping refuge
dick of the dirt
they gon' come, you put a little bait out there?
they gon' come
although i don't think anyone's on this side of the map sadly
I've already seen them. There's not a lot of loot over here.
How do I drop this?
No, we got it. We got to finish Woods.
We're on Shooterborn right now. That's why I'm doing this.
We need three more kills.
How do I move this on?
And we'll officially have Kappa.
Well, we have to turn into streamer items,
but we'll be Kappa eligible.
I did. You had the promise on backpack.
You looted it for all your shit.
Yeah, it's back behind me.
That's right.
I was going to take it off my armor in my helmet
and then snipe that motherfucker.
You could.
I could do that anyway.
Oh.
I did hear it.
I heard that.
OK, those shots were at that camp
that we killed that other player at.
Right over here.
Now, there's a chance that he wipes that area out,
loops around the backside of the hill,
and then loops through this area.
Because he probably spawned, you got to think, there's only a couple spawns here and even
if they spawned here, they'll have to go to outskirts.
So that guy, unless he goes through the middle of the map, we should see him in a moment.
Now is he going to come from?
He should come from the back side of these mountains.
Okay, then I'm going to go back one.
Hey, go ahead. Now. I'm gonna ask if we do get a free kill here. I do need it
But you if they're running right if they're running through the open on both of us have our
Crosshairs on them take their fucking legs and right when they stop moving. I'll pop them in the face
I think you take first shot and I just
No, no, you take first shot you take first shot, but you shoot their fucking kneecaps out
You're using M80 so if you collate them both legs will fracture and break
Majority of people don't run pk on on woods and right when they stop moving. I shoot them in the head for free
That's our game plan I
Still cannot believe anyone's came over here. It's kind of nuts
Kind of bird is it?
No mocking Jay?
Louie Louie, baby.
I know I can't believe anyone's here either.
I think it might be time to move. What do you think, boss?
I think you got to be patient you saw what happened when you were patient
yeah I'm sticking out sometimes man yeah I guess I guess we're only at 25
minutes just not patient boss I got a ACDC
what would steak chicken do oh you see what I'm saying you heard that right
Hello.
Who the fuck is steak chicken?
That's how we off guard.
Old steak chicken, dude.
Woo, that was funny.
Listen, there's shots of the little bit beyond that camp.
You just keep watching.
Oh
Could be any louder. Nope you could not be
Can't even touch yeah, we call him steak chicken from this point forward chat 100% the old steak chicken
Yeah, let's go. I don't think there's gonna be anyone over here. I think we'll have more opportunity if we rotate
Oh
You want to see a fuck you just said me
If it's not his foot, I don't want it. No you want this
Just send me this.
Look at your butt.
What a treat.
What a delight.
That's my team.
Go Eagles.
Go birds.
No birds!
No birds!
Did you see the bear shit yet bro?
No dude.
Dead.
Nope.
If I speak, I...
Dad, trust me, we would say, but we can't boss.
We're sorry.
We're sorry boss.
Don't fire us.
What are you are you looking at that right where you oh?
All right now rule number one a firearm safety don't walk in front of a man with a snapper rifle, but I killed him I
Don't know scope his ass
Now we're gonna go take his location oh
That's a scav cam directly in front of us far
You need scav kills that body armor. Yeah, I need sniper scavs kills, but I'm good now. I just finished that quest
There's also people getting shot at at the camp. I think we go camp. There's a better angle for us over there
There is a chance I heard someone above us into our left just so you know.
Alright, then we probably for sure did get out from underneath these rocks.
I mean we got to get over there that's directly in front of us now
I'm here big dog I'm a little slower than you though I can't lie yeah catch my stamina right here
I'm just gonna keep moving. I'm gonna try and get an angle on these guys
Still just running directly at those shots
I think they might be in the town
There's a little there's a little spot that we can sit on that will overlook them perfectly
I
Do you guys be careful because I'm not the only one here to a shooter born
So there is a chance that we walked one of these spots
There's literally a guy in the spot that we're walking to me. That would be crazy, but yeah
How much
Alright, I'll take the left side, you take the right side, there's probably a guy here,
either A doing shooter born or B doing scab kills.
Come on inside of this bush right here in front of you, there's a perfect little spot
in here.
Where is the dead scav?
Marking Jay.
A little blue bird.
Is it a blue bird?
You okay?
It's a red cow.
Oh shit.
You okay? Oh, shit. Hold on. People sometimes will run to this BTR for quests.
Hopefully it's not activated.
That'd be a really shitty way to go.
Oh, that turret's kind of moving a little bit, scaring me, boss.
Looks like we're okay. That door opens to get ready to fly at him.
Oh, here, ch-ch-ch, oh, ch-ch-ch.
15 minutes.
You want to go campus get an extraction now?
Yeah, we can.
Or you want to keep waiting here.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's go.
That guy took the look, look, hit, oh, see how the car is red?
Yeah, he extracted at the car. Yep. That's why we don't see him
So he's probably extracting and just shot this guy as he left for extra XP. I
Just want to be camping on extract and see two big juicers walking up to me
Chad what if we took Nick to D2? Oh lord. Do you know about D2?
No. It sounds like a rank in League of Legends.
D2 is the bunker. So on reserve there's only really one extract on the map and it's D2.
Okay. D2 is a bunker that they have to open up multiple doors to get to.
Yeah, I hear that. We can go right at those shots or we can go to the extract,
but we've got to make that choice. What do you think?
Well, can they go a different way to extract?
Yes, they go out.
Are they probably going to come our way?
If they were on our side of the map when they spawned,
which we didn't kill anybody and we didn't really hear anyone die.
So there is a chance.
But the problem with this side of the map is there's this extract here.
They have the key far left, which is where we're going,
And far right if it's up
Outskirts is a little easier to camp
Watch your food you probably are out. You haven't eaten or drank anything
I just ate on my food
Where'd you go
Yeah, I'm back behind you to your left. I'm gonna shoot one bullet as well
Yeah
I'm right behind you I heard I heard a guy walking from the other way
Any food here, maybe you're lucky you'll check use that camp I find a player over there as well
This guy baby
I
Have I'm about to I'm about to run out of food. I'm gonna go to the camp. Yeah, let's go to the camp
Can't be straight ahead. Yeah, that's the camp
Shots, that's that's not a scan. Yeah, that's people leaving
Through, uh, outskirts.
Damn, what a slow ass raid.
We haven't been here all stuff, unfortunately.
Yeah, we literally hear anything going on.
I mean, if we get food here, we can go with that.
Yeah.
Here's something.
in here
i'm regaining slower because i have no oh kill these guys
looking for food for you now I say oh yeah they looted this whole thing that's
those people that we're hearing I got food for you there you go right behind
Yeah. Nice, dude. Perfect.
Peace first, yeah?
Peace first. Well, it doesn't really matter with peace, specifically, because it gives you water.
But, yeah. Good habit to get into.
Food first. Pineapple juice. Just give you both two, probably?
Yeah, it does.
I have enough stuff to go to to go sprint over that probably if you want
Yeah, I just don't I only see us actually benefiting from going that way because they're they're
heading to the extract I think like the best thing for us to do is to reset because you
I have to think of it like this too, whenever we're early in a raid, right, I heard something
that's not us.
Careful.
Yeah, he's outside.
Keep it up.
I
Whenever we're here like not hearing sorry whenever we're in a raid that's fresh
There's a lot of players on the map a lot of opportunity
Whenever we're this deep in the raid a lot of players come in do quest and leave
So we're like instead of hunting one guy and running into three other different guys
We're just hunting one guy just kind of a waste of time
Is that you as you run yeah
just fill up a bag before we leave take the WR take the EWR what's EWR is that
water it's the little white package
I'm just filling up on food right now.
Oh hell yeah.
I hear multiple something outside the walls.
That sounds like players.
Players right behind me.
100% players.
Are they player scabs or just players?
Out into your left?
Yeah.
These are scabs, I'll be shocked.
That one sounds like a scab, bro.
What the fuck?
That's actually crazy that that's scabs.
That one sounded heavy.
You sure they're not player scabs?
Could they be?
Man, I killed one.
I don't think so.
No, it's just regular scams. It's the same. All right, let's get the fuck out of here. I
Wouldn't loot that guy. I'd say just some to come to extract
Nick needs the battery dope sounds good
that's insane
alright this extracts closed over to the right so we can camp this other one to the left
one nine minutes left as well
could be a guy coming through
Yeah, I have the little back, it's that little spot, that's crazy.
I didn't think.
Did you take a little nap?
You so hungry?
Yeah.
You are?
Yeah.
Alright, well hold on, let me lay down real quick.
Here you go.
Let's see.
Say good night, hutch.
Good night, chat.
I gotta take a nap so I can get bigger, stronger, faster, smarter.
Are you really hungry or are you saying that's a scam?
You're saying that the stall
the inevitable
You are really what do you want to eat?
Yo, put me on the mic Nick. Let me let me talk to him. I just want to talk to you
No need go need go I heard I heard you're about to take a nap
you. Yeah, you know what I'm
saying? Yeah. You don't want to
say. Nico, you don't like me,
man. Yes. Well, listen, if you
have a little bit of both
answers. Yeah. If you if you
nap, did you know you get
really strong from napping?
It's hard man. It's hard. It's hard. That's why I tell your mom. It's hard to listen.
It's like a long time. I was crying and screaming.
Yeah. And banging the door.
You were banging the door. Yeah. I tried to break out.
I'm trying to break out. Listen, you gotta take a nap, dude.
You gotta take a nap. If you nap, you get really strong. Like Superman.
This is how it's right here.
So you talk to these right there.
That's what he looks like.
You can't look like Shrek, right?
Don't say yes.
No, don't say yes.
Say I look.
Do I look good, Nico?
Do I look you think you like my beer?
I see him again.
Does he look like an agor?
No.
Does he look like a giant?
No.
What does he look like?
Pumpkin?
No.
Nothing.
Nothing?
OK.
What about a big carrot?
No.
What about that little doll at
Target you shake and go.
No, I say, say, Hutch, good luck in your games today.
I got to go for a nap.
Good to nap.
All right.
All right.
Bye, Nico.
Say good luck, buddy.
Bye.
There you go.
Bye.
You are tired.
You are tired.
You can take this if you want.
You can take a bite or two.
Take it, take it, take it, take it.
Tired, bro.
Wow.
Yeah, we had my back a little bit there.
He wasn't letting you talk, dude.
No, he didn't have any of it.
Oh.
He was looking at you, too.
Like, he was actually looking at you.
He only looked like that.
No, he only looked like that.
He said, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, he was like, I was kicking.
I tried to break out.
I don't want to take a nap.
I tried to break out.
Oh, your brother is more like
Yeah, he's not a sleeper
No, he is he just hates turning it off. You know, I like I like how you you pitch it as you're gonna get stronger
You get a grow faster
But you got a nap
You got a
And you're not wrong what you want you want to get big just look at this guy
He doesn't he clearly ate and slept his whole childhood. That's why he's you know
My mom says that I along that wall just keep just keep heading straight the same way we were going. Okay, okay
Walter, you're right. My mom said I did not like to sleep. I
Did not I mean genetics are gonna play a part in it for sure
But he's the biggest kid like in everywhere we go by far and he sleeps 12 hours a night
But you know that he thinks a nap, too
Your kids just wait just wait till he goes dad my knees are hurt my feet
I heard he gonna be growing you're gonna you're gonna go to sleep. You'll wake up. You like son you grew three inches last night
Look at you. Look at you, bro. You had no idea turn around and look to your left
Yeah, you've been dead. I got smoke you've been dead. Come on come join me in this bush
Oh, is this where home is? No, it's what home is that extract is right there in front of us
Wait, did you already murder someone coming? I don't know. That's not us
regular stagnant body. I don't think there's anyone left on this side of the
map sadly but we can wait. Well are they gonna come from the way you're aiming or
from behind us? They're gonna come from the left through those trees they're
all run over the only problem is that they usually they'll typically lay
down but if they're lazy they'll just lay down behind that and they'll
give us their head right here. That's what we're hoping for. We need to back
back up just a little bit come in the bush yeah there you go
it's usually ears
yeah channel thanks nobody's coming oh yeah I take this on the ground a battery
for you. Nice. Oh, I know. No space. How do I? Is it a two by two? No, three by three.
Oh, no, two by three. Two by three. I think it might be worth a reset. Big dogs like three
that's left so we head over there yeah let me just try to pick this up first yeah
drop backpack
how do i drop it back i just hit the elite to drop it right yeah
just make sure
part of me was like making sure we had this extract because i was running out a little nervous
wait why did you drop the backpack
I'm trying to see what cats on about oh they won't okay so just don't bring the backpack
oh for maximum amount of space is what they're saying you're losing space by having that
backpack oh no put the battery in there so that's how you got to do that
it's a good one. Yeah.
Good, right. See, that's what
we were hoping someone else did.
Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. And you
weren't even thinking. No, I
was running the rap. Oh, you
were running the rap. Yeah. I
do the rally and you would
not have looked in that bush
either, would you? And next
thing you know, hell, no,
hell.
three times. Yeah. Okay. Alright,
we're getting a little bit of
we're not making millions, but
we're making thousands.
You go at the age where they
don't sleep anymore. It takes
a minute to get used to no
naps. No, no, no. We don't
make him nap. Like we don't
yeah, he's old enough now
where he's not. It's not a
If we if he doesn't just chill in his room for a little bit he's just gonna lose it
But by the time we get to the night man, he's just running into walls and stuff
It's like crazy actually. Yeah, he gets that tired where it's like I'm an uncomfortable level of tired and I'm gonna bitch about it
Actually, actually it's like sad like okay. Damn it. We should have tried to chill out a little bit more today
You know, yeah, I got a pace
face. You know, man, you know, you know, I had a lot of bro, I got a big, big family
really big. I've had a big family. Yeah, dude, I got probably like 30 cousins. Like
it's, you know, that's cool. That's dope. All right, we go again. Let me grab, let
We get food, water, and I'm ready.
Now, we could do one more.
We're losing our shit, and I don't even.
We could do one strat, OK?
Now, on wood, it's a little bit more difficult,
because people aren't as stupid.
But there is a strat where we can play dead
on top of a body, if you would like to try.
I don't know about that, man.
No?
No, no, no, because if we, oh, if I die like that, bro.
Well, you're not gonna bring in anything crazy.
No, no, no, all right, let's save that one.
I'm not gonna do it.
All right, we saved that one.
All right, do you wanna set out a beatback?
Yeah, sure.
Okay, so this is what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna load up this, all right, listen.
I'm gonna load up this trooper with a bunch of shotgun ammo.
I'm going to put it in the middle of the open, but we're going to put it in the middle of like a highly trafficked area.
There's something weird, yeah.
And people are going to think that somebody ran up and just dropped their bag to go fight, and they're going to try and steal it.
Perfect.
Come in.
Ah, no, I'm on the way.
Jesus.
This is high level.
Oh, no, I'm on the way.
This is high level shit.
Can I get a yogurt?
This is stank rat.
Alrighty, let me buy some shotgun ammo.
Chad, what's the heaviest item I could, well, I don't want me to be overweight.
If I brought the streamer item, and I popped an OBD2, could I move with it?
Don't say too late, you jackasses, yes?
All right, I got an idea, bro.
Are you still here?
Yes, chef.
All right, I'm bringing a streamer item.
That's literally going to make me not be able to move, but I'm going to pop a stem
so I can move, okay?
Why are you bringing a streamer item though?
this streamer item weighs 46 kilograms. It's like just what it is like super heavy. So we're
going to take this streamer item and when they pick up the bag and they try and run away, they're
not going to be able to it's going to make them not be able to run at all. So they're just going
to be running what seems like they're in peanut butter and then you're going to take their legs
yeah you're going to take their legs and then I'm going to shoot them in the head.
Perfect. That's the game plan and now I'm filling up the entire backpack with shock at
him up. So they're going to think it's full still need four now or three now three four.
Yeah. We're there man. We're close. We're actually close. One squad. That's it. This is a hard
challenge. I can't lie. Yeah. This is the plagues me every single fucking time probably. I
I did shoot a board I go
It's my worst one
It's it's what I hate the most
All right, let's do it. Oh
Wait, I need um, I need food and water. I'm gonna go zero zero quick
You were in right you're in the skew I've been I've been I've been all right.
I have this damn I always have the stem
Why you why you want it?
Why you want it?
Huh?
Why you want it?
Why you want it?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, hold it down, hold it down, I love you, I love you, hold it down.
Let's go!
Rock let's rock let's rock
All right gotta move fast gotta move fast. Let's go you hear how you hear how heavy I am I
Just remember bro this OBDQ is going to absolutely wreck my health
oh cuz you got the fucking perks man right no no no we need to just kills you
over time
you're already healing oh shit oh yeah fucks me out don't shout what do you guys
think about right here this is a bad spot yeah it is so we're looking for
somewhere
Pinch a player just ran right to the left right up in the tree line in front of you farther left for where you're looking
This calf. I'm going to keep moving.
Probably too sure where we're going to drop this. I'm still looking. Mommy, we
could go to that beach and drop it on that beach.
I do not hate it. No, I don't. Let's try and get to that
Beach. Oh, that was the above. Keep moving.
Three pop pop pop.
He's kind of do we got such a shitty spot to spawn because we're just
going to have to run through so many different spawns to get to a good you sound so loud,
road's crevice player in front
nice also to the right as well on your
bottom right yeah I'm sure what that was
let's keep moving I'm pissed I'm fucking
pissed why are you pissed because if I
I didn't have this stupid fucking thing in my backpack.
I feel like I could have moved better
and killed that guy maybe.
But I could have also just missed.
Yeah, you smoked that guy.
I didn't even get a second shot off.
It's all right.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
It's not my time.
Yeah.
You want me to hit that guy or no?
Guy who's right in front of us somewhere?
Did you go to the right of the rock or on left?
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
I heard something player in a once in him again he's super low two people two
people two people go one nice
he's in the in the credits yeah yeah
Come on hutch I can't hit this guy and save my life
How's that not a heady?
I killed that guy or did you thank you got him the last guy was me for sure
No, I didn't kill anybody fucking pissed about it. Oh your fault. I just suck with a fucking sniper
That's you, right? Yeah, that's me down there at their bodies
SKS Nick I
Can't believe this guy didn't get killed by me. Yep. You got both. They're pretty naked
I think the first guy you I
Hit him. I just couldn't hit a he fucked him up with it. Yeah, just couldn't hit daddy. I fucking blow
I'm still I know I'm just not like that man. I'm kind of like it's difficult
it's difficult not to want to just take their lives yeah behind where we came
from yeah oh it sounds like a scab it's a scab on the body we killed I'm still
walking towards that beach I need to really do surgery I'm gonna do surgery in
this bush near me okay yeah no yeah you get a little bit
I
Can't come in now I
See you're in a bush on your stream
I don't know where exactly all the way at the end of the rock into the rock
Opposites that you're spreading. Yeah. Yeah, I'm over there to the left. You should hear me
Just saw your head got dark look at your left in this bush make some my legs. Oh
Damn it
What happened just me missing those shots, bro, I would have been what a way, but I fucking blow
Hey easy, bro, I can't lie. They fucking easy
I'm walking towards the beach. Yeah, or no fun. Hey, I walk towards the beach. I'm just
losing limbs. I didn't pop a prop at all. Everything's just going wrong for for me right now.
Just drop that stream right up. You don't have to do that. Right? No, it's worth it.
I've already carried it this far. It's cost me so much. He can't lie. You know what's
Someone said something and like I know is you and then you can't like you can't get away from it
You just keep hearing him say it. Yeah a
Big one for me is like ah
Dude dude, you know what? This is gonna you know, you'll understand my wife
Forced me a gunpoint to watch Love Island. Okay, oh
And it was at the beginning where I was like baby
I'm not watching that shit whatever and it was like she was so adamant on me watching this show
And I was like you know what fuck it I got a lot of flak from peanut and the bungulators
And I'd be like guys I got to leave wife's calling me
And they just don't understand they're not married you don't understand
Until you understand right you just don't
so
I'm watching fucking Love Island and obviously if I'm gonna watch something every single day
I'm gonna try and somewhat understand what's going on. I'm not gonna just sit there and be miserable the whole fucking time
And I've come to the understanding that all these fucking morons that I was watching
Could not say a single phrase or sentence without using the term like
a thousand times and
Once I recognize that
Exactly, you know like here's the thing like great. I mean like you're just like oh my god
fucking say it already
And I just sat there, bro, and I was like dude. I I just said it myself talking about it
Every single time they were talked to by the camera or whatever
They'll do like 20 likes. We just do maybe one or two. Yeah, they'll do 20 in one sentence. Yeah
Anyway, I said I can't even lie this morning this guy was like, can you not even lie?
Yeah, oh you just said like you just said like now I'm on I'm not looking for it
How do you like the the back placement?
How do you enjoy the back placement?
This is fancy
I love it. It's just right there in the sand. Yeah, it doesn't render for me till I zoom in with the fuck
I'm honey
Yeah, Tim no Tim has a bunch
Tim has quite a few that he does Tim said told me that he's for nothing
Yeah, his is and one of the big ones he does is saying er
Like a hutch or this guy er, you know
And he says when he plays with you
It's just a scav just a regular scav
Nice and there's one more scaven got a kill before I can finally relax
Okay, I'm coming to you now
All right, let's cut out the shots
And let's hope and pray
Someone comes over
Yeah, I mean, you're, he's 20, hutch is 27, Chad.
How long have you been with your wife?
11 years.
11 years.
Wow.
We, high school sweethearts.
You're a young, yeah.
No, no, no.
We've been dating.
Dating and stuff for 11.
We got married three years ago.
I thought you were a math, I thought you were like, yo.
Hold on.
her whenever I was 15 or 16 and so I guess 10 years she was in college I
walked up to her in a Chipotle I was like can I get y'all number type shit
hey come on yeah we're saying they can say is no job remember that
this is racialized the truth I mean I was gonna say like a new relationship
dudes like us I think that like like we'll put up with a little bit of show
stuff like that but then it's then it's job and eventually you just start
saying nah yeah dude the the last half of the year I'm well I mean we got
college football NFL I'm not watching law violence no chance well that's the
problem that you go she'd never watch it but she never watched TV shows never
watched movies and whenever we first got together I was like this isn't gonna work if you don't like
TV shows and movies. Like I love watching Office and Lord of the Rings you know.
All that all that all that shit. Like you're gonna have to watch something.
So now she really enjoys watching movies and TV shows but she finds her own TV shows and movies
And yeah, I don't know. I got evil on hard knocks. We've been watching that hard
knocks. I can't believe it. I can't. She's watching the Seahawks with me.
That's crazy. Yeah, but there's only two episodes. So we, you know, we gotta do it.
Yeah, we've watched it. We've watched so many. I think the news TV show that
we're watching that we both enjoy is called the silo. It's on Apple TV. It's pretty fire.
So I was really good.
I need something new anyway.
So I'm down.
We still got a little bit of time before you chat.
It's probably all saying that.
They're all saying it's fire.
It's a great show.
It's basically like post-apocalyptic.
They're living in like this big bunker.
It was like this.
Yeah, it's a big bunker and they have to survive in the bunker.
Yeah.
Apple TV show.
Oh, they're still surviving in like an underground silo.
Silo.
I mean, I love shit like that too.
Yeah, it's a little slower start.
Nice.
Yeah, it's like it's a little slower start,
but it's like mainly about like, you know,
they're in this silo.
They're all trying to live.
And then, you know, you got the people who are leading it
that are just a little scummy and they're
trying to figure out like what exactly.
Is there any like corny shit?
There's no like corny shit, right?
No, not really.
No, there's no like corny.
There's like one little thing.
But I mean, I can't really get into it.
I don't want to spoil it.
But it's not bad.
It's not bad.
No point was like cringing.
And I crazed like a motherfucker and some other crazy. Yeah
Now everyone's following me out for saying the word like dude. I can't y'all we brought it up in conversation
I'm just like we were saying when you say a sentence like this. It's like, oh my god
Like I don't even like oh my like oh my god. Yeah, they'll do that
25 likes in one sentence. Yeah, it's too much man
like that. See like it's a bad
one though. Tim. Tim. Tim.
does the Tim. does the uh yeah
not for nothing. Not for nothing.
Not for nothing. Like he'll just
mine is I've said it before.
That's what I I always so I've
said this before.
You do that. All the time.
I
Remember when we first started playing with me, I mean I still like I do the way
We first started playing with peanut man. Oh my fucking god, man, look
Walk around my house, you know
Dude, people will be like why are you mimicking peanut? And it's like dude
You don't understand
My brain is eroding.
With someone like Peanut for eight hours a day
for the last six months,
and hear the exact same thing for all those eight hours,
a hundred times, you will say it yourself.
Right.
And the people saying that to me
are the same people probably saying it themselves
at home, sitting there.
It is.
fucking pussies
I'm gonna be honest I do not think that this is gonna work
I don't either but we got we we've come this far. Yeah
No way you carry that rock across the fucking I'm literally dying as we're sitting here
I'm just dying cuz all my men's are gone. I've used
200k worth of stems to get here
We had three player kills that I missed every single one you've got a three kill raid so far
I'm looking for I think do yeah, dude. Do you have no helmet?
That was my doubts at the time I could have been it I
Could shot him in the leg to him over here just like
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
we've gone, you know, we've
gone like all day. Not today,
but we've done a whole day
before where I haven't got to
kill. I know. That was you.
That's probably might be. I
don't say it's your first
piece, but you've got a three
piece with that being said.
Like I got to take what's in
front of me, man. Like at
least for at least for a
the guy I mean you see a picture of Jesse for you yeah holy shit he looked
like a fucking like a zombie you look like you haven't seen this son in years
oh my god he looks good though looks good like in one way you think stature
like a fat and he's not super skinny looks healthy yeah he just looks like a
No, no, no, that looks healthy motherfucker. He looks like he
Is one energy drink from dying, you know, he ain't fat is what I'm trying to say
What if it dropped on top of this backpack
We can we can move whether we can go camping extractor if that's
Oh hold on
Probably is it kind of
No, it's across the half
Yeah, that's across the map it though
All right, I think we see a board mission go so next track
I don't even think so because you killed three players plus us to maximum on the the map is what eight chatter ten
I swear on everything
If I get shot running up to this fucking bag and I killed myself with my own day bag I'm
going to fucking freak out
Dude that would be fucking something
I'm gonna kill this boss bro. He's not here
They've already heard him shoot, but we can loot around and wait for one of us to die and hope the other ones clutches up. I'm in
There's some good loot that can spawn there is it that it we should get out here. I don't want to die. I mean there's a chance that we don't
Might run up on somebody else looting the camp
Listen, bro, how many times you shoot at somebody and they live, you know?
That just has to be us.
We have to be the ones that live.
316.
That always said, you're gonna get the fight.
You're gonna be the first one to throw a punch.
That's his advice.
I'm saying, stop for the same thing.
I think I told you this before.
He told me he hasn't lost too many fights, and he always throws the first punch.
It's all right man, it sounds good, it's allegedly it may or may not have worked.
Allegedly of course.
Allegedly.
In theory it could have worked.
No I think I already told Nick the fight story where I got my ass whipped and my dad was
like well you're gonna go back and you'll find him again tomorrow.
Yeah I mean that's just how we were raised though.
My dad was the same way.
Oh.
Oh shit.
perfect, what a great time for that
is that you shooting? are you getting shot at? no, no, no, no
that's not you shooting
oh shit, there's a player somewhere
I'm looking for this guy, I might die trying
I gotta eat crackers and water, then I'm there
I'm big, big looking right now.
That's chance, that was up on that.
Very close.
That's big chance I get.
Is it running at me?
No, I'm not running at you.
Where are you at?
Herwell bunny.
Where are you at?
Where are you at?
Where are you?
In the center.
In the center.
In the center.
I don't know.
scab over by the center
you good?
I killed two scabs
Yeah, that's you just kill him. Yeah. Yeah. I think I was scared. What is wrong with me,
bro? What's going on? I don't know. I'm like, there's like something wrong. I see all blurry
by hot water I had it might be the oh I'm running at that grenade we're going
back to where we killed those three guys okay
yeah your shop my shot I need to get a little bit of agua if I can
I got to kill this gav.
Come on, I'm flying.
See you soon, Nori.
I could be bait though.
I could be doing the exact same thing as we're doing
because we haven't heard any shots following the grenades.
This motherfucker might be right up here about me to my left.
I'm walking from up from up the hill. Okay, I see you clear in the rock area. Yeah. Oh
you know still not me. I mean, that's all the way at lumber. Oh, they're fighting. I'm
going. Okay, I'm trying to get with you. Yeah. I'm cutting through the center of the
I'm looking at your shit. You see you already went down. Okay, you're down and sloping got it
You go down
You have any agua? I'm 25 water. I think I might have a little bit if I want to open it up
I'm just trying to get eyes on these guys
I'm just don't want to miss whatever's happening right now
We got to just kind of go towards it. I'm just going towards it. I'm I should be on your right
This is not good. I hate to calm down right now
I
That's not you right
I got something. What is that coffin that black division?
Scab just died next to me this scabs looking in
I'm walking. Don't shoot me.
I'm walking through the grass.
I'm not going to. No truck in the
road. Yeah. I'm going to be
going wherever this is.
I hear you. Say you're walking
next to me. Jump really quick.
Yeah. Yeah. I'm right over here.
Yeah, I
See him deep running right to left. I don't hit this ever
I miss of course I did I'm running
Try and cut this guy off he crossed the road
By the truck the green truck. Yeah, right to left. He's going through these houses
And be right up in front of us somewhere I see him in trees I see it too. I see you and I'll shoot don't shoot
I
Miss try and take legs
I might have dropped them. I definitely hit a music party you get right there right there. You're looking
You might have killed him
Hope he's still alive careful
I can't hit shit. No
And that ain't even a fake I don't want you to die. That's love. I'll let you shoot. I did kill him. It's a different guy
Well, I'm all right
It's me up here. I'll shoot me
There's a chungus again, bro
of
of
of
of
I'm running over to you, somebody running up to you, we should probably just reset.
Honey water, bro. No, I thought condensed milk was like gonna give me water
You any water? Yeah, I do
Thanks, I'm gonna drop you the rest
Thank you, oh
So condensed milk don't give you no condensed milk is a no bueno is the enemy
No, I'm not making mad ahead for being successful man. I'm sick you being overly dramatic my shit a hose
Oh four-piece raid not too shabby
I've never had a for raid I don't think there you go. That's my best rate ever
I'm fucking would read it. I killed people with a combined IQ of three, but hey
Yeah, I think this whole raid is dead now
Oh, yeah
You move kind of fast we carry that that no I dropped that bitch. Oh, okay. Yeah, I dropped that thing
Soon bitch
So I don't play talk of the mom blown away that like new players boot this fucking game up. It's insane
I also think that that's why so many people are so like
Like for example Tarkov had this
They sold this account called EOD and it was supposed to be everything released after EOD was the people who bought EOD
Like this importer edition would get it
Then they decided we need to make more money
We're gonna release something exactly like EOD and call it unheard edition
And it was basically everyone who body od was pissed because they were supposed to get every update
Until 1.0 and they didn't get this on her edition
And it was
unequivocally
100% them going back on their word and just scamming the fuck out of everybody it is what it is like where they're where the games had
Now they've done a lot of great updates and they've done a lot of good stuff, but anyone
No, I'm 100%. Anyone who says that it wasn't, it's just retarded and just refuses to acknowledge
that they made, in my opinion, a mistake on how they went about it. Well, when that happened,
a lot of people left the game. A lot of people were like taking a hiatus from it, me included.
And there were so many people who were still just defending and defending and defending.
when there was really nothing to defend, but where I'm getting at is, is I feel like this
game is so hard, and it's so hardcore, that whenever you finally get good at it, it's like
nothing is going to stop you from playing this fucking game, because you're like, I
just put a thousand hours into not being dog shit, you know, I'm gonna defend it until
the day I fucking die.
I mean bro this game is so hard this game is so hard that I saw this this I'm at the extract I'll shoot some
This game so hard. I saw that this guy. He's a streamer. His name is right here
His name is air wing he posted this guy was like talking shit to him and
Somehow air wing was able to get this dude's like reddit or whatever some threat
And he was asking for cheats on PvE servers
Like he was hitting up these
Cheat developers was like hey, is there any way we can get you for PvE as well
There's people cheating at PvE Nick
That just proves your point. That's how hard the game is I mean it's it's
Yeah, dude, look at this rainbow one, two, three, four, four, I only want to look your
phone, but yeah, shot 18 bullets hit 11 times 554 damage to the body and not a fucking kill
insight.
RIP.
Now that last one, I should have let you keep shooting.
He was bad.
me whenever I said Nick don't kill him Nick don't kill him yeah probably the
thing is man bro I'm so bad that it's you I hero syndrome I'm the same way I'm
just bad oh but you're not you're not bad that was one of those where you would
much rather kill him and me not be dead and I was much rather the way I
clear shit the way I'd say you're just so much I mean you're doing the
I'm all over here looking like a fucking bot. I also have five thousand fucking hours in this game, and I'm
Not very good for five thousand hours
I have exactly
Five thousand four hundred and two hours. I like this guy. This is a perfect gun for woods by the way perfect
That's our 25. Fuck. Yeah, it's not even the best version of it. I think the G28 is better and I think the
the
The newer our sass the regular our sass is pretty similar, but the new our sass is
Disgusting wait till you get your hands on that
What ammo should I put in this thing and maybe I don't have M80 and six two and six one
Give any of that load. I got I have three. I got m62 tracer. Yeah, how many of those rounds do you have?
73. Load those. Those are great rounds. They have a little higher chance of ricocheting but it's like
they're gonna ricochet one out of every ten shots to a level four helmet so you're still gonna kill
majority of the time. Perfect. I like this gun though a lot. Fuck a banger. Okay. What am I supposed
to do with all this uh all these dog tags nice so many therapist should we get rid of
them yeah some therapist you hungry oh i'm good right now maybe later though don't don't
get rid of it don't throw it in the trash man whenever i finish this shooter born i'm
I'm going to have a fucking party and then bite all my neighbors over and
they will what's the party for you don't need to know.
Start drinking.
The Ergo M700 build is nasty really better than the DVL.
I like the DVL because it's so suppressed.
Like I could shoot someone in the head from across the map and his boy would have no idea where the bullet came from
I need to finish up once we're done doing our thing I need to or is it which one's icebreaker orious
Share the equipment.
Where's that at?
I know it's on Woods.
Where at on Woods?
Oh, I remember.
Oh, shit.
I can trade for these?
Oh.
I don't want to do any of these trades because I need this.
What do I need for this?
I know I still need a couple more computers.
So I need three of these, one computer, one more BD.
I need to fill up my stems.
I
Also need to buy the Samo real quick and got m80 I just need to buy
Really just m80 is all I care about that in this but I can't trade for it
And like dude, I like 76239, but I just do the mutant yesterday was terrible
The mutant is terrible is the RD
Worth a damn or is the RD bad as well?
way better okay maybe I'll use the rd next time oh what the fuck I even know I had this
guy like this and they really say hey play arena we'll give you everything you come play
arena you can have whatever you
won't.
That's just level two. Are you
ready big us?
to buy a dog tag case and now I'm gonna carry it in my butt.
Cool.
No, no, bad idea, bad idea.
Oh, bad idea.
Bad idea.
Just put your dog tags in that dog tag case
inside your stash.
It's just not worth this space,
because God forbid you have a run
where you loot multiple graphics cards
and you're sitting there like, well, fuck, what do I do?
Right.
Okay.
It's not worth it.
And dog tags are really not that expensive
per the slot that it's taking up in your safety.
I heard that. Stay less.
Pat day, Pat day brings some grenades.
I'll catch a grenade for you.
I'll catch a grenade for you.
I'll catch a fucking grenade for you.
ready, chef.
All righty, I'm just grabbing a couple stems, I'm in there.
In there like swimwear.
All right, three masks.
Hold on, hold on, repair.
You can back out and repair real quick if you have it already.
Okay.
Repair, boom, boom.
It's PvE better if I'm starting playing Tarkov tomorrow.
I am playing arena learning the gun play
playing
PvE learning the map flow or not the map form
Sorry learning the extracts and just like how AI works and then I'm playing regular escape from Tarkov
If I'm like if you're the type of person who just doesn't want to get stopped like you know
You actually have a job if you okay with getting your absolute teeth stomped on your throat and you enjoy pain
Yeah, launch the game, bro. You're gonna learn through loss in this game. That's that's the difference
You go play fortnight
They put you in a lobby to make you win with bots in your first 10 games
You play Tarkov you lose every single item in your stash and you figure it out by just scab running for eight hours a day on
repeat
Maxing out your hideout and making money any way that you possibly can
As part of the pain man as part of the pain
I don't fear you, God's in there.
I would talk off compared to Daisy rearm servers.
There's nothing that exists in the gaming world in my opinion that is his punishing
as Tarkov is even Daisy doesn't come close.
I just don't think anything really comes close.
I'm going right over this hill and I'm going to go look towards that spawn.
Get that zero it in.
It's gone, baby.
Stop this anymore.
Fuck.
I mean, let me know when we got a second and I'm going to swap some things in my backpack.
Yeah, we're getting right up on this hill like we did last time and I'm sitting.
you see it
what the fuck am I
oh I'm going right over
going right over here
I got left I got left
scav
scav where's my stuff
I got my stuff
chillin yeah I'm in the spot okay I'm sick
now we work we work now
right honestly we might say fuck this spot you're following me we're gonna go
up to the hill that's it there's a chance we run into people over crossing
There's also spawns to our right that's going to be running through the woods potentially meeting us
Looking that way
Also, I know I don't want you to hesitate on your kills kill anything unless I'm like, oh, he's right here
I see him, you know, just smoke everything. No, I appreciate it. I'm sorry. No, you're good
You're good. I'd much rather you kill him than both of us live than any pad.
If I don't eat what's in front of me, I ain't gonna eat it at all, bro.
There it is. Hey, we starving, bro. We on an island.
Pa pa, that's two. Is it always three?
No, not always.
But, like, you... a lot of players, especially when you hear them, it's like that one...
at one, or like anything suppressed is either typically a boss or a player.
Yeah.
If you hear a full auto, like nothing's full autoing unless it's a boss, BD or a guard.
You'll just kind of like, you'll start to hear the same audio all the time, like guns,
and you'll kind of know, like over there, there's no sniper scavs over there.
So we know that that's a player with a sniper.
Okay.
Okay, I mean, I didn't know that
A hemcook.
A little hemcook.
So if you see a tan bag you just know like a big tan bag you just that's always
a player juice yeah yeah and you'll see like you can't buy certain bags and look
at what level you are so like if you see bags you're like what the fuck kind of
bag is that player or juice player because he even has access to it
Double tap R fast drops your load of mag, but it loads a bit quicker and sometimes it may keep you alive, man
Yeah, if you tap R twice it's a quick way to do it. Yeah, you can do it right now. So it tosses that mag to the ground
It's players over there. I'm gonna hang on that
But you do so you drop your mag okay, yeah, so you lose that mag but but it but you slamming that other one in there
Like the John Wick reload.
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
Oh, they're over there, bro.
We can go run over there if you want.
I don't know. I'm a very patient man today. Yeah. Let me know. I just don't think even
if we see him from this distance, I don't think I hit that shot. Not without knowing
the distance. It's going to be where we normally fight, right? Yeah, around that rock. Yeah,
let me grab my bag. Let's go over there. I think they're looting that area. Are you
so stressed? We got this? No, we're good. We're good. Don't be stressed. You just
I'm gonna get killed up here because there's no fog.
Yeah, it's a perfect environment.
Like a couple of horses going down this shit.
All right.
All right, let's walk it.
Yeah, yeah.
Now there's quest areas to the left, we don't want to be right up along the rock, but we
want to be.
This rock is just where it almost now, I swear.
Yeah.
This is hot spot.
It's like the rock that separates the whole map.
I'll pop a PK, just typically people aren't going to see our faces, they're going to
see our legs through these trees.
I don't want to get stuck.
Alright, right on this bend, that's where we're going to start seeing people.
We're moving and everyone else isn't
Worst case scenario
What what?
Not hearing shots right now. I hate when we push towards shots and then it gets quiet like fucking you dick, man
Yeah, you guys are so good. You're so good
Why am I blurry bro
I
Don't look at scab back there. I clear that island. Oh, the air drops right to our right dropping down
Dude, it's definitely go for the right. It's good stuff. That's pretty good stuff. It's right to our right, bro
I
Was it that exactly like literally over this fucking hill to the right it's right here. Yeah
All right, I'm gonna keep looking towards this scab camp. Just got I feel like there's still players in there
Dude, it's right here
There's someone inside that can't wait sniper shot. Yeah, no, okay. Yeah, there's still people inside of this camp
It's not little brother
What do you mean?
That fucking air drops not lootable. Oh
It's in a bad spot. Oh, dude. It's just fucking horrible
there's people over here at this camp where are you I can't pull you back up
hear that? is that your shot? no. was that at the camp? yeah that's at the camp
I got sniped. I'm dead. are you dead? oh no. yeah I got sniped man
the
the
the
They're saying Mill the other side with that big rock that you showed the one time.
That makes sense.
All right, welcome to the Hutshell, baby.
Take us home.
Take your time.
This guy doesn't have a backpack.
Like, where is he going?
I mean, where's the where's this guy going chat?
I don't understand.
No, no friend.
He left he's not in there anymore
I just don't get that
I
Anyone's ever where I drop my bag at
I
Watch you should get we should be always look at my body, but they're gonna go for my shit
Yeah, I'm going I'm going to bring a good little pocket gun. Yeah, I do re-anaconda. No, I got the pocket
You're muted. Oh, that's what I grow over here
Okay. Oh, you did. Oh my God. God, you're like a ninja.
He's on the one left. Yeah.
Ain't that push? Ain't that push? Ain't that push? Nope. Left push. That one.
This one? Wait, which bush, bro?
I think that one. You just ain't been there.
Don't shoot. Don't shoot. We gotta see him move again.
I'm gonna get tapped.
That was a juicy man right there bro I think.
I think you kept going.
I think that's your killer potentially.
Where's your body?
Where's your where's your body at?
front of the area you and I chilled it like where you got your snipe kill from
right in front of that on the road not even on the road but like right to the
right camera pretty much in the open right not this way yeah I'm going up
on top of the big rock I'm a camp your body
okay do you think it's gonna be do you think I'm gonna see it from there
No, no, no, no, and not to mention this is where that guy went to he might be like
You know bro, I don't want to like I don't want you to die like oh, I should have done that
You know, no, it's fine. I just there's not like you died in such a bad spot
There's not really anywhere I can go other than right back to that same rock that I've been going to over and over and over again
and just hope that even then like dude you're just your this entire tree line
you you're revealed to well I can make my case I just want to say this I just
peeked up so I can see where the care pack was we heard it's not your ball
three feet to the right and I was dead yeah just shitty shitty situation
I'm gonna die here 100% how close are you to my right fuck the bag
I think it's like it's like a little bit front right, you know, it's just right
Yeah, bro, I don't I don't hear none.
You know, I hear nothing. I hear no word.
No, nothing. Nothing.
Level five. Come on, man.
Three raids. That's who's do that to us.
I mean, just playing perfect. I don't know.
He has 100% survival rate.
Just started the game.
It's 1400 hours, which ain't shit.
He's just perfect peeking everything on a brand new account
to you can see that because he only has one achievement. This is a purchased account no
doubt. I mean actually maybe not because achievements are just for this for this whatever. So maybe
it's not. But yeah, I mean dude, he's perfect.
I don't know where his first kills this white by the way, like he has three kills.
I'm one here another and he probably killed that other player who's also sniping that
ran that way. Jats actually for the first time ever they're telling me to report them. Yeah chats
all saying cheater as well. I mean we might as well throw in it. Who knows? Game bug abuse? What
am I reporting for? Just underneath his profile. Yeah. Hours mean nothing chat. You can buy
those accounts for fucking twenty dollars. Damn.
Well.
Yeah, yeah, and that's the part of woods I fucking hate.
That's your gun he's holding when he went and looted me and it went back to that spot.
Oh, yeah, that is your gun
That's insane hutch if you did I mean the fact that he was willing to go loot the gun and then hold that exact spot
Where I'm coming through I I don't find that real no
He's dead if that was actually your gun. I think that guy's a hundred percent bullshit. What did he kill you with what round? I
Have a chat window. I don't know
I mean he's level five, which means and he has that that's that addition of the game
So he has M80 unlocked
Or not unlocked, but he has M80 like accessible. I
Wouldn't be surprised that dude was cheating, but I mean you just never know you never know. Yeah
I've come to figure out when it comes to like the swings and the peaks and shit
You never really know but when it comes to guys who just play perfect
Those are the ones that are usually like aim by is not that popular of a cheat in this game
Typically if people are cheating they're doing one walling they have DMA
They have a second computer where they have a little mini map and they can tell exactly where you are at all times
Yeah agreed
I
That's awesome
Yeah, I have plenty of monitors, bro, dude tell me I
Got four I got nothing we can sneak one on there
I mean, I'm just thinking out loud here. I mean at this point fuck it, right?
right. Fuck, man. It's unfortunate. I have another SR 25 for you. You actually, God, you're
my hero. Yeah, I got one. Okay, listen, I have another green anaconda here for you.
I already built one. You're good. Keep it. I literally have it though. It's perfect.
100% durability, bro.
All right.
If I lose this one, I'll take it.
If I lose this one, I'll take it.
OK, it's perfect.
It's the same thing you're using with the skull.
Yeah. Beautiful.
Yeah, I will take that.
If I lose this one, one hundred percent.
W.
I see you're bringing now.
Are you bringing me to bring?
I got the helmet.
I got I got everything.
Bring everything, but yeah, if you have mag ammo, bring
Mags and ammo to max ammo in and I have your gun and I have a mag full of good ammo in it
What's the mag again so I can just hurt you real quick P mag
P mag
Yeah, I have I have a bunch yeah bring it in
We bring two or three
One in or two just to I have one in there's a 25 round mag for you as well
I can't bring M80 though. That's all you M62
M62, okay
I only have 50 unfortunately, that should be enough. Yeah, okay. I can't get wrong aim. What type of time?
For the P mag no wrong round M62 a maybe no wrong ones
That's not M62, okay.
Just right-click the mag, load it that way.
Okay.
Yeah, I only have three bullets left.
I can bring you that.
I got 18 M80 and M62 tracer.
Three and 18, unfortunately.
Yeah, I'm bringing them off.
I'll bring you mags.
Just keep all that ammo yourself.
Okay.
I
Pricey little motherfucker man, dude, I'll tell you as much as I play this game
I do I truly will never understand how these people can sit in bushes and just be the most aware humans
Like that's why I feel like whenever I die like that. I know that they're cheating whenever I don't listen to me
So I die he runs up he loose my fucking body and then he goes back and he waits for you in the moment
You peek out of the bush. He is
Yeah
Yeah, play the lottery
Yeah, just fucking perfect perfect motherfuckers bro go live you'll be the best player and you'll grow the largest community ever
Go fucking live, you know, I think I don't know if I've told you the story before
But as you've already seen this game is notorious for people just cheating their dicks off because it's so hard
Well, there was a guy
Every every time there's like an update. There's always a race to see who can get to
Uh cap before max whatever. Yeah
And there was this guy who came out of nowhere. No one knew who he was but he got kappa first
So obviously all the streamers that race for it by bin and trade 24k very good players
they were like, yeah, there's just no way.
So they go over his stats.
His stats don't make any sense.
And people are like, people are like, well,
you're just saying that because he's not a streamer.
Just because he's not a streamer,
he can still be really good at the game, you know?
You know, how people go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, you know, everyone's like, just go live.
Go live.
If you're actually that good, go live
because everyone will want to watch you
because you're like the best in the game, basically.
So he goes live and Nick, I'm not exaggerating.
This guy was one of the worst fucking players
that has ever played this game.
I mean, he went live and everybody is just cooking his shit
the entire time.
Shads watching him, I mean, we had him,
we were watching him, other streamers were watching him.
Because again, we're expecting the truth
to be playing in this moment.
And sure enough, the dude was just probably cheated his ass off to get there.
I love when it's like that.
I love when it's like that.
Yeah.
You talking about this guy named toast?
No, no, no, that's a different story.
We've had plenty of those two men where.
Oh, I bet you guys have been caught by it.
Oh yeah.
We're just swearing by it.
Like he's just peeking everything.
Perfectly famous.
Oh, the Texas West story.
That's a really good Texas West.
There's a guy who was, uh, this is a long time ago.
Guy kills me out of customs and I'm playing with logical solutions. He's known in the community. He's super smart guy
He's Tony's like the head guy landmarks and I'm playing with logical and we died of this guy and logical goes yep 100% cheating
I was like, oh really and he's like, yeah, look at the stats. Yeah, yeah
so this guy ends up being a streamer and
I go I click on his account and I go to his twitch and he's deleted all of his vods, but he didn't delete his clips and
And he tweets at me and he's like dies through a bush and instantly calls sheets
This is what Tarkov has to offer streamer wise just like bad mouth of me
But open up his clips and this absolute
retard had clips of him playing labs
But in his cheats his cheats would allow him to hear hit markers like he was playing rust
So you can hear as he's shooting AI the
of hit markers exactly which doesn't exist in Tarkov like there's no way to have that, right?
And there was another clip of him like full spraying a guy two people through a door on factory
and all kinds of stuff and then we found that he has bands on a rust because they're just like they're just
They're just slimy little slimy little fucks, you know, like it's not yeah, it's not like
They're fucking the aim hack you like they're just like barely doing shit. Yeah, and that's why again like whenever you call cheats in this game
It's so hard because everyone has been like, oh, I've died like that before that's common or oh
I've died like that before that's common as well, and it's just like man
It's hard to explain to you what a what a death that just doesn't feel right when you have
thousands of deaths underneath your belt like just certain times
Start to start radar
No, maybe not that but like something real chill like mm-hmm
Maybe just some hit markers or something or sir, uh, that's too noticeable
Great shooting isn't very popular anymore on this game people know that like they can they can under the table
She'd not get banned. So that's what they do
Like why would you rate she when you can just
I'm a radar fucking tell everybody about the Titan it's a it's kind of like the
cronus so you plug your controller into it but it's but it's AI aimbot and what
that means is they're they're telling the AI to give the player a bot but they
wanted to look human so it's like aimbot but it'll purposely like not be a
100% that's the nicest thing I've ever heard
I'm up here on this rock. Okay, I'm looking back towards you second again
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
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Because the game is fantastic. I mean listen man. Shooters exist in every game, bro. Just part of it. It's gonna happen. I see him
See okay, let's see
I can't I can't lay down please make over please please please
He's gonna come to this weapon box. I hope and don't shoot
no player yeah oh my gosh you got underneath us don't move not move do you
have another gun or no yeah
I heard him. He's dead. Other guy ran. I shot him. Holy fuck. I think there's another
guy behind us, bro. Okay. This guy moved. I don't know where he went. Yeah.
and
creeping left I think
yep I see this guy
I hear him
one second
I see who you're looking at
how ball they be
I missed
no I missed again I'm fucking throwing it bro
It's okay. It's okay.
I can't hit him. There's a guy underneath us as well.
We might just need to push this guy potentially here.
So unfortunate. Was I, was I leading too far?
Like, we should move.
He's gonna go down into the right, I think.
Let's go where he is exactly.
So I'm just playing careful.
Like, you know more than me about it.
Yeah, I think he's going to rotate this one.
You don't want to look the guy you killed is bad.
No, it's nothing.
I'm honestly, like, so shocked I missed that fucking blood away.
I see it.
We get to put, like, a little more of the way on it.
Yeah, a little bit more lead.
A little bit more.
I
You'll be like right up in front of us over here somewhere
Yeah, I'm not too sure where this guy's gonna be to be honest with your partner
I mean if I'm him I'm pushing right where we are right here to try and get an angle on us I also think I've
Missed my turn a couple times
I
Hear that no
It's not you running right what is she running holy I read back to you I
Thought I heard something extra, but I think it was a show
I'm not moving. I'm showing all right. Let's go this one come with me
We run yeah
across this road. Might be at that camp ahead of us.
It says stinky raid by the way. A lot of snappers I'm hearing. A lot of them.
Moving.
Yeah, I hear you.
That's Sturman.
and we could always turn and just go for that
that might be our best bet let's do it
alright two more two more two more two more two more
should have been one two more
I don't know why chat I cannot hit a horizontal shot
save my fucking life like if they're moving side to side
I am terrible with the both the leading that shot
I don't know why.
You should run it. You run it?
Yeah, we're good right here. Typically there's not anyone here. On this next hill, we'll start walking.
Ooh.
That sounds good.
That's someone killing Sherman right there.
That's close to you.
Let me get an angle for this guy, I might get killed for this.
I'd just stay at the base of this rock, I wouldn't follow me up here.
I'm trying to watch like, to my right if you can.
No.
I'm trying. It's like I'm going to get sniped and I'll die for it. I see him.
I'm sorry in the spot that I'm at.
No way.
Yeah, I missed again.
Tapped him.
I don't know what I tapped, but he's dead.
I'm gonna take, drive up the road,
try to watch your back a little bit.
Shut up, Sam, I killed a guard.
I need to move, I know now.
I'm gonna go for another spot if you want to shadow me.
Do you see me?
Yep, you just dropped down on the right.
Yep.
He could peek us from our left inside of this hut. This is the way he's moving towards
I'm gonna go wide like a little bit wider than you
No, I'd say I say stay around me stay around me
I'm never there with you. So I'll just show I got it. I gotta go. Yeah, you're good. I
Can't I can't
Yeah, every right to be mad at me for that one
Yeah, baby, right.
What the fuck was this guy?
I'm sorry.
The map is so fucking dark, shit.
I absolutely hate it.
Yeah
I'm going to the pantry. Yeah, I'm looking for some sweet. Yeah
Don't you love how like I've gotten lazy with hiding screen
We're just we're running into Nikita's main wife with m61 skull face mask
Fuck me
Let's switch servers.
That's the same guy Nick died to no, it's not the same guy couldn't have been
Fuck man, you're on a war right now, bro
Wait, you died to that guy
What guy?
Nikita's wife
Huh
No, no, I died to
Geno's
This is there
Geno's DC
Let's see your level 26
You see KD 5000 hours, okay
Yeah, we're gonna swap them servers a big dog. I think it's weird
We're running into Timmy is and now we're running into nothing
but absolute juice McGoo's mother fuckers.
And it's the first time I've actually been revealing screen.
Yeah, no cocksuckers.
Damn, see, that's the part about running into like
those little shit stains like we did last raid is now we have a death like that,
where now we've died to a cheater and now we've died to legit players,
but it just hurts, you know, maximum amount of fucking pain.
It hurts.
Cut me real deep.
Yeah, I did a food run like two of them already out of it off.
No, I'm close, but I'm proud of the run, man.
We got that they're pretty fucking good.
Well, I only need two more kills on on Woods so we can just stay here.
Fuck it. No, we're doing all right, all right.
I'm bringing in the devil.
I got the devil.
All right, bring the devil.
I'll bring you in a gun.
Yeah, is this is this what he likes?
I just need to bring a scope for it
No, no, you got the fucking
You got the Dion March 8 by 24
Thank you, which one maybe you need to bring a scope
Rip that fucker off
Rip that fucker off
I'll bring a scope and you probably can't suppress it either
there you definitely can't suppress it I think it is suppressed look at is it
short see it it's short that's it then all right sounds good boss I am sub two
million for the first time since the second day of white yeah I mean that's
you know this quest has ruined me it's not your fault bro it's the fact that
I got to use these fucking snipers, bro.
And I'm losing everything because of it.
Oh, it's my fault.
It's all right.
Once I get this done, we're going to do nothing but make money the next couple of days.
So fuck it.
We're going to walk into the CS and Tim's going to go house Tarkov and both of us.
You're going to walk up, limp it a little bit, shut the fuck up.
Fuck you, Tim. Fuck you.
You don't ask questions like that.
Don't ask us anything.
They got the whole with herty you need hoa hoa
I don't know that ring scope mount. No, no, no.
I got the water.
But then, but then, but then.
Oh, I cannot wait to be done with this shit, bro.
I cannot wait.
The pills chat the fucking I just want this to be done
Please somebody who isn't just an absolute bullshit fucking pussy
Can you please just walk in front of my gun and let me kill you fuck?
I'm so tired of this quest
Dine to these dog shit players because I have a terrible gun
You're going to get a gun.
Playing woods.
Why am I here?
Can you come over here and tell me which gun to bring and that you bring me the scope?
That way you don't have to like, I got an AK, you see a scar.
I got a fucking a case.
Have before and Kalasha, Nikov.
I got stuff, man.
You know what I'm going to say when I get this quest done, Nick,
I will never, I will never use the sniper again ever, ever, ever, ever.
It's been kind of fun, bro.
I love it's been fun.
It's been fun, whatever.
But I would rather eat glass
Then play with a sniper. It does suck. I don't know. I
Don't know. All right, let me come over here. I
Rather be glass and the MK 16. I don't know. I want something heavy. I don't want to rock something like
Alrighty, what are you trying to do you got this smile?
I need to bring the scope, but either this a case for m or
Or MK 16 MK 16 the one that's already decked out. Yep. Use that one. You don't got to do shit to it
All you got to do is bring mags and ammo and you're ready to rock
Yeah
Yeah, that's good
I'm bringing no backpack fuck a backpack
To be honest, I'm not even gonna bring a pistol I need two kills, bro
killer be killed fuck it
Oh
Five six eight one is good rounds or I made five five and made five six eight one great rounds
There's a chance that you plank it but like you know off their helmet but you should be good shoot them in the head again
Oh wait, did I bring that scope? I did it. Oh that could have sucked
Yeah, yeah bring the scope
Um, I need a mag chat in these mags work. No, I'm not worried about money. Like I said, bro
Once we are done
Literally burning
Burning cash
Buying fucking dog shit DVL's. We're gonna be fine. It's just I've literally been buying snipers for fucking a week. I
I started this question 10 mil and I am now down to one mil that is how much I'm
you trouble punch yeah I'm taking that off see I'll put your scope on bring that
same scope this is the last scope I can bring I'm gonna be dirt poor just so you
know actually no that's a lie about 1.6 I can buy a couple more we are about
to be out of funds. I know. We got to do two kills, two kills. Hey, listen, if they look
like they're shit or they have a sniper as well, don't shoot until I die. Break their
legs and you let me kill those motherfuckers. Okay, by the way, I don't have any ears.
yeah. Yeah. One of the ****
Where do I buy it from? Does
anybody of these people work
uh Ragnand or proper by
proper's earcuffs bro. by
proper's earcuffs. I'm gonna
sell these tabs. This will be
a little bit of money.
Those go
Holy shit, we are down bad. We're down to rendus like we gotta get done with this shit
I have to finish it. I gotta stop missing fucking shots. I
Have to stop missing shots this dog shit. I
You say you need a scope. Okay. Oh
Oh my god, I do you give it or help it for me? I can only find a white
Yes, I do yes, I do
I do
You can't get into my pockets. Yes, I do
All right, it's your scope. There's my scope. You need another helmet
Oh
Way you can't wear those I don't think with the you latch. I'm bringing you have phones
Put over the stash we have got all right, I got you helmet headphones scope rings
Look, I love hutch and I wouldn't have this any other way.
But the reason that we're in pain is because this sniper quest because my solo runs were
going great today.
I was up big money.
I killed killer.
I killed three PMCs.
I came out with killer's gun is armor.
Oh, no.
Okay.
I have mags hutch and I got my gun, but no sight.
You got to bring a scope and then I got your gun and I just don't have head
wear earpiece.
I got those we're good right around yeah this this scope is ruined us both or this this quest is ruined us both I
Had it's been fun though. I can't lie. It's been fun. It's been challenging. I've burnt the skin challenge and brought you down with me
Don't you worry? I'm in this bitch
It's like right see where you're pushing and I'm looking and I don't know where the danger is
I don't know where the trouble is gonna come from I'm checking all brother's map is fucking terrible
I don't have anything to play behind anyone who likes this map is an actual communist
Yeah, right, dude, I want a peanut butter jelly sandwich so bad
This is just like the green goblin mask and the penetrator. He's calling me laughing at me
I got that perfect fluffy bread, you know that bullshit bread, you know with a little powder on it
I got great peanut butter in there. I got that strawberry thick fucking jam
Come on bro two kills two kills
Nick did kill somebody you had dead to rights
It's both of our faults right now, but it's mainly mine because it is my quest that I
have missed multiple shots.
Don't listen.
I did mow down one that was 100% going to be a killer.
Or also the guy who was back turned to us sprinting for his life with an SKS.
That one as well.
That one as well.
Got that on the ground for you.
Yeah, and here's boom boom boom
And they say way oh
All right, come on we're going quick we're going quick we're going quick we're going quick. I'm going to that rock spot
And if I get pre-fire to pre-aimed I'm calling cheats a multi-form we're playing CS you down
Don't get pre-fired bro
you don't want to play CS we don't have to no I do I do I do I just I'm having fun
all right fuck it then I don't have fun I do like CS you know it's like a lot of
the frying pan and then the damn cooker just you're an even K guy now bro you're
gonna be good they ruined all the console games this all you got coming up
this gear sets it. Fuck me.
Vlada.
Alright Commander, I got you back.
Oh you going here? Oh shit. Yeah. You're early, you're early.
You should be up in those trees to my right
and just lay down and just listen.
Okay
Or you know what you could do it's a it's a risk
Where you son of a nine is the way it's you walk out there and die and just can't your body
That's how you were to start
Listen listen if this doesn't work, bro
We got to do it
We just got to sacrifice you and just have me kill one guy and if I died is what it is
We got to do one more time fly with that. I'm fine with that
Just don't bring the kid that's all I'll bring you in like a big backpack and like some bullshit armor
And you just die and they'll come and loot you and I just free kill that's how we should have got this done
I mean, of course, of course, not a fucking soul over here.
Wonderful.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm hoping I can just get some low level guy trying to do his quests.
Listen, if one comes running up on me, I'm going to tell you, I'm not going to shoot
unless he sees me.
I'm a troubled base.
Wait, I hear something walking behind me.
I hear that too.
In between us.
Walking right up to me dude.
Right up to me.
Maybe a scav?
Scav.
Let him pass.
Let him pass.
just fucking nothing thank you just watch the street boring this question's been awesome
it's been pain we've got the most kill raid river had as true put them on the board
I'm not, you know, I'm not running into fucking labs and doing it, I just started.
All right, I feel like anyone who would have rotated over here would have already rotated
over here.
We should move.
There's just no way people are still walking this way.
Yeah.
Let's go to that.
Let's move.
Moving time
Coming to you I see you you're moving in the trees right you're walking. Yeah. Yeah
Super pumped that was you super fun. Oh, we're back to the parmigia bag good
I had a couple lost to both
that's your boss you want to try for him
I mean he's shooting at somebody right player
yeah I'm looking for the player
I do need to kill him
either of us can kill him
Be very careful with such players
That's him shooting out of me we got to back up you yeah, we got back up
Yeah, go all the way around
If I die again running through this fucking forest, we gotta be here. No, I know I'm just gonna be so mad
Sniper scabs up there sniping yeah
I'd be an angle to get up there to be honest. I
Just did I'm just not confident in my shooting abilities at range
We just got to hit one
Didn't work we really get any like that. Yeah, the ones we've gotten or the ones where we're like kind of
Yeah, agreed completely
We got to go and try and push to the flank of that building that they're all shooting from
Why do you want to go like
Well, I was looking for the people running along that coast like the Cuestors
Yeah, that's why that's why I was there to begin with
And the reason why people do that is for this reason right now like they're just trying to get around that area without going through the woods
They're behind there
He's definitely shooting to somebody right he has to be yeah
Yeah, he's for sure shooting to somebody the only time he isn't if you should have a PR, but you hear that suppress them
That's a player. That's a player. I
Got low staying bro. Yeah, I'm slowing down
I want to get back up on that rock.
Can you continue pushing all the way around and try to get in there like that?
Shedding.
Oh, no, it's BTR.
You got BTR.
You got to keep running this way.
Get over the ridge.
Someone is in the BTR and that bitch is activated.
You're alive, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They'll be here.
I got no stamina, so.
Yup.
Walk walk the rest of the line. I'm gonna try and get an angle
I just sniper out in these trees as well watch your face
We need to keep on rapping right off. We can get over that far right side
I think we're gonna be I see a player right here
My baby oh no he stopped coming
I'm gonna shoot or no. Yeah smoke whoever you see
I don't understand how that's a mess man. I don't get it
Right in front of me somewhere
Okay
Yes, it's a swinger leave you swing his right thumb, I can go see my left
How
I'm about all that for
I'm about all that for
I'm so tired of this shit bro. I fucking hate this quest man.
Good work team. Oh my god the takes back. Am I dead?
my dead I don't know man my brain's off
I couldn't have fucking watered if I fell out of a boat with this thing.
We can do it, Hutch. We can do it. Let's wrap back around. Let's go all the way around.
Yeah, here we go. I don't think you like that rock, but I...
No, we could play this rock if you got anything, so come on watch your back
Is that it me or you my bad me I'm giving this rock out
I don't give a fuck I'm so dude you have no idea the anger that I feel inside my body right now
stupid fucking quests man I hate this fucking quest I need two more kills I
just I lack the ability to do it I shot that guy fucking a hundred times and I
just can't hit him like all the maps though we just need two more man we
We can do it.
Don't tell your children.
I'm fucking tilted.
I'm tilted.
I'm tilted.
I'm so hot.
Careful.
There's probably people on these trees.
The shots have stopped, so I think something happened.
either
either killed that boss or he killed them
yeah
this fucking map is crazy
are you running?
getting up on this rock
still up
now
not even
what the fuck is going on here
That player might have died.
I think so, too.
I think that player might have died.
I think so, too.
You want me to go in there and try to kill the boss?
If you want to, I mean, it's up to you.
Where's the boss?
Do you see him?
No idea.
I don't know if you see him anywhere.
Somewhere in the middle.
That spot that we were camping in on the far right?
Yeah, I'm looking.
I'll sprint up.
I just think that there could be a lot of players around here.
So be careful.
Spots clear.
I see you.
Maybe somewhere up in the camp somewhere.
Yeah, directly where you're running, somewhere in that main area.
I see something moving into the trees.
It might have been a player, I'm rotating left.
You can't get up here.
You saw him all back left or oh?
Player
Over where I'm looking towards
Yeah, those shots no not me running towards those shots though. That's in the woods. Yeah. Yeah, I'm thinking what I saw was with a player
One you're right
I
Doesn't sound too geared
Would be in shed or past it no idea I see them
I
Can't dude. I'm I'm I'm checked. I'm checked. I can't do it. I'm pretty sure that guy just ricochet a shot
Or I just missed. I don't know I'm running at him
I'm checked. I'm fully fucking checked. There's no coming back. I'm checked
I'm fully checked I'm running I'm gonna die. I don't give a fuck
I'm checked he's extract somebody clip that somebody clip that I got to see what the fuck just happened to me
I
Are you hutch I think I I don't know I
Don't know how they explain to you. I'm in the fucking woods. I see
Hey, my man, okay, I think I'm a boy
I got my boy. He's going to be laying down somewhere. Could be inside this bunker ahead
of us. I see you. I'm to your left.
Could be down there.
I'm gonna keep running towards outskirts.
down here. I've never felt closer to punching my monitor, pulling a full 1G. I've never
been closer. Damn. So I'm doing a bad job of talking you off the ledge here. Go back.
Jack had a goldmauper with him, and she and he's about to get you.
He's angry.
Yeah, I think he's gone I mean left. Yeah
All right, I gotta I gotta see this clip I'm gonna lay down on this other sail and I'm gonna look and see what the fuck just happened
You want to just extract and then we'll do that and see us. Yeah
Have you ever been so mad you can feel the blood rushing to your head?
That's where I'm at.
Show me the clip.
Who has it?
I don't think anybody put that.
Let me go look.
I just think it's so hard to watch this fucking shit.
Are you are you watching this neck?
I'm watching I'm watching did I yank it?
There's no way I yanked it bro it was right on the back of his fucking head was it not
it looks like I yanked it because of the recoil but I'm telling you it was on the back of his
fucking head? Tell me if I'm crazy!
I don't know, bro, I legitimately don't know.
Let's see this one as well.
That was a fucking terrible shot.
He stops as I am shooting.
See, maybe that's my problem with the sniper, bro.
I'm shooting where they're going to be and they're just never there.
I'm shooting like he's going to continue going left and he just doesn't go left and
I miss and he moves back.
Fuck get me out of here, bro. I can't stand this shit. Oh
It's Tim in the middle of a game right now if he is only do one more
9 to 12
What do you think Nick? Do you want to do one more? Do you want to go and play CS?
Uh, I have had food today. I am calorically enhanced.
To be fair, I think you've got the equivalent of the baseball yips are in.
I want to do one more.
Stop thinking about how to shoot and do one more shoot.
You're overthinking.
I'm happy you said that.
Happens to the best of us.
I'm jobby.
You've got this.
Chats telling me that I have the yips and I to be honest, I think they're a hundred percent right
What's the yips and baseball?
It's a term that we use where you're overthinking your delivery and you're throwing it into the ground to throwing it 15 feet
Patrick catcher. It's like
You're overthinking it and it's making you worse and I never had the yips because I'm not an over thinker believe it or not
I know it's shocking information
But oh my god, I have never
Struggled this hard before ever on this quest and I am in immense amounts of discomfort. I also you've done this one
Okay, that was a hundred times, bro
Yeah, I don't know buddy, and I just do it. I like I really think we can get it done. I think maybe like
Maybe I'll just get the fuck in there or something so you can you can like shoot over me I
I mean it worked on interchange but the problem the problem is you get in there
You're gonna have to you're gonna you're gonna have to kill the motherfucker if you shoot that
Yeah, I hear here's where I think it's happening and this is coming from a Tarkov noob
But this is what I think is going on. I think that we're like trying to play too quick
It's putting us it's just if we just play slow and we let it come to us like what you got your last kill
We're both sitting on the fucking rock. He's right under us. You're shining the back of the head. Yeah, you know, bro
I agree. Maybe we just got to chill the fuck out podcast it up get a comfy spot
We don't got to go push all the shots. I mean, I agree
You know no disagreement here
Chats love it in bro there dude
There's so many more people in here than yesterday and we're doing a sniper quest and all I'm doing is fucking whiffing
Relentlessly and they're a shit ton they were a shit ton we did we have them we did
We're too away man. We're too away. Let's go to our spot. Let's go, baby. Oh
My god, I ain't nothing to drink nothing. Oh good come this way come this way. Do you have food?
I have food water. Yeah
Damn it
Two more kills I'm gonna go ahead and take my Adderall
This might be why I need I forgot I haven't taken my medication today
Should be activated in about 15-20 minutes
Yes. Perfect.
Perfect.
Yep.
Clinically prescribed.
I hate that I'm so much slower, man.
God damn.
It's the worst.
It is something I've griped about for years on this game.
It's time equals superhuman.
In the regular Tarkov game when the quests are longer and harder,
Even more frustrating because when you come back to play with like your buddies who've been playing like when I play the landmark
Or glorious like I'm not kidding you bro. They're across the map and like I'm popping stems and I can't keep up with them
Or like you kill someone you're instantly overweight whenever
That's how I feel when I play with you. You just eat you just eat so far. It's terrible. It's terrible. I
Think that they should get rid of that shit and it is random
Yeah, I got a shit ton of food in here
You want to know this crazy you took a perk to give you 1515 so you're not even level one you got you're better off
There's players over here
God, I talked to you today. I'm asking you to help me in this moment come to you
Listen Lord, we can't do nothing without you and this is included and all of chat said amen
Please let this man walk in front of me
I'm going to spray an ankle. Oh my gosh, there's two Nick. Hold on. Please, please,
please, please, please. You want me to start shooting? You want me? No, no, no. Don't
do anything
make sure you're not seen
you know I can throw it I can
no no no no no no
you shot a flare
you shot a flare
you
just ran off
Chat's saying he might have seen me.
I see his boy.
No, don't run off. Don't run off. Oh, he went right as well. No way.
They're going down. Oh, they're not.
He just, he, if he just tanked that with a death shadow, I'm actually pissed.
no you killed him I shot you see it okay cool other one same spot you killed
that guy yeah other one same spot he might be rotating right I'm gonna play
I'm gonna play up so that I do it I'm dead so you good luck you're dead yeah
he won't have me just right in front of you at that lift I was gonna relocate but
I thought it was I mean who is so fucking stupid yeah up into your right right there do you right?
Yeah, right up that hill on that corner that rock. Yeah right there smoke is a bit Jess
Who is so fucking stupid that they repeat the angle that their buddy just peaked and died instantly to and he's
rewarded for it. Oh my god
Who are these fucking people?
Damn it. We got one one left
You happy right there right there on the other side of the sandbag right in front of you
a little to the right right there just laying down right now
I'm run out of the swing that motherfucker you win this all day
Sit up
There you go
I'm a grab
Wish I grabbed play your shit. Oh, it's up to you bro. Definitely you're you're
Yeah, one more.
That's it.
more. All good ammo. Okay. That's a media.
to do is I like this time to remember your raids cameras are coming to the
rest belt in October we'll be at gamescom this week to make some memories
with you in the meantime come on chat we gotta do this the easy way bro we're
gonna do it the easy way we can't we can't do it the crazy way we can't
Jesus
Don't worry guys when I'm getting any new cool updates, but we're getting fucking cameras
I wonder if they'll let us take pictures of our ducks with the cameras
Cameras in subway
Scopes
All right, here's the guy you pop, you got his ass, you can already looted him though.
That's kind of cool.
Fuck.
I can't.
Everyone's saying headphones.
Are these like the greatest headphones of all time or something?
What about BS ammo, AP-63?
Cal's good.
Alright, apparently the greatest happens of all time.
Hutch, could you believe it?
Probably not, huh?
God forbid if people want to hear something, God forbid.
Alright.
I dropped them on the floor and they're probably fucking glitched.
In the ground somewhere.
Arc Raiders just posted on Twitter.
Hello Raiders, we are going to be having cameras coming to the Rust Belt.
You can take a photograph with your favorite memories and Arc Raiders.
Hooray!
Do you think these people are like, yes! Fuck yeah!
Yes!
There's gotta be.
There has to be.
There's still like a core Arc community, much smaller, but...
Yeah, they go crazy over Arc.
They'll defend it forever. It's still good bro. Just like streamers say it's bad
It's the awesome
driver
Which I'm doing this game, but now that pretty much everyone's
You like a game, but like yeah, you can't deny the fact that you know the game is
Just a fraction of her used to be and that's just because they didn't do anything with it
Two things can be true there it is
Okay, what do you wish I get from you big dog sniper ammo? That's it, bro. Fuck everything else
At the the front plate out of my armor if you want it to level five if you don't want it don't take it
I don't care. I have plenty of them
Although after today definitely at an all-time low
I don't know where your ammo is big dog, can't lie.
I might not have any extra ammo in there, which makes sense.
Okay, you lead me?
Uh, yeah, I go ahead and spammo.
Yep.
Look, rig, rig, they're all saying rig, rig, rig, dude, dude, ah dang it's so hard
Just go through the checklist man. There's maybe fucking three things to do
Yeah, for a new player. This is like this the hell. Yeah
Do you have a green flare? I probably don't I
Do yeah, oh you do okay cool, then you're right next to the extract
We're gonna pop a u-turn right whenever you get done looting. Yeah, and right back the way we came
I'm a chunky boy.
Chunky chunky.
You're going to turn a little left?
Yep, right there.
NFL owners approved today the $9.6 billion sale of the Seattle Seahawks.
Wow.
What would you do with nine point six billion dollars ten bill
9.6 billion people don't realize it how much bread
Little to the right
Yeah
Who are they bro, it's those families man that have generational money back to their grandfathers grandfather's grandfather
Their grandfather this people that own just
You know you when you're some crazy one of my one of my friends she's got buried and is the
that this wife, her great, great grandfather
was basically who invented insurance
in the state of which they're from.
I don't wanna say it.
Yeah, GG, yeah.
And it's just like, I heard that and I was like,
what do you mean invented insurance?
Left, hard left, hard left.
On that road in the digger right.
This road?
Yeah.
And then whenever you see red lettering at the bottom,
you're gonna pull the flare out
and then shoot it up in the air.
Okay.
just click a number okay yeah not yet not yet not yet not yet walk forward do
you see red lettering at the bottom right so you know flare area all right
just keep walking forward yeah keep walking forward you're good shoot it
right about here look straight up little little more forward little more
forward right there should it now let's see if it turns green at the bottom
right
do you say green at the bottom right no
I just chest saying you're good look at your child they say you're good no it's
Oh my. Oh, first in the
receive. You can try safely.
Coming.
See, you guys are saying just go,
but I have died like this doing
everything right multiple times
myself.
So I'm not going to send you to
his death.
Then the green thing popped up.
If you would have walked out
there, there is a chance you
would have died.
Yeah, I think I would have got rocked either happened on on streets
We gotta go back. Let's go
Try to scratch my head. It's difficult. I hate it. Oh
My god. Yeah, it's that tightness. Wow. Yes
He asked yeah, I wasn't living that I was I was living that I
Got a lot of fucking kills today. You do you've been slaying
That's because you're sniping like I mean, but you're getting good reps. Yeah, no, no, but if you're
You're getting great reps
All through ammo one more kill. I'm looking at it, bro. Look at how sexy that looks
One more. That's it. That's it. All right. What do I need?
What do you need?
Literally everything I'm guessing
Just bring me sniper mags. I'll bring everything else.
I got your sniper.
Wait, these are cheaper than the other ones. How? Wait, aren't these better?
I have a mag as well. I don't know if I had... where the other...
No, they're not better DBL how many bags you want you want two or three
Just one in one out. That's it
Yeah, I don't have the ammo. Where did the ammo go? Well, you know what ammo you're using hey, matey
I got two full mags and then 20 spares. Okay. That's that's more than enough. Beautiful.
One kill, Nick. One kill, brother. Come on. We can do it. I know we can't. And then we're
gonna sit here and in two months be like hey remember that time where we
developed AIDS in the game of Tarkov yeah well we got to do it again because
it's your turn right yeah yeah I'm gonna be like Nick it's your turn now good
luck but believe me I knew this was coming yeah but now you're gonna be
able to be like I'm mentally prepared for the level of pain of which is
about to happen you know make sure you drink which so don't bring partage
backpack because you you that's a good backpack. I'll bring yeah you should always keep that just
bring some bullshit. I mean how many times have we needed a backpack? All right.
All right. One more bro. One more.
You know what's funny on a little bit of water. Hold on now. Ready? Give me a second. Yeah you're
You're good.
Much finishes 35% of the stories he starts to tell.
Yeah.
Welcome to our lives.
It was the same, same.
We start telling a story and we run into fucking three people.
Yeah, exactly.
No, I just, I mean, the story was just that generational wealth.
It's like, dude, you're just, you just got lucky,
You know, like your grandfather's grandfather
invented insurance.
Like how the fuck is that a thing?
Yeah, I got an error.
What's the error?
I want it back out.
I don't know.
I'm like, I might have to close my game and come back.
OK.
Yeah, I'm like stuck on the screen.
Fuck.
Damn.
Some people come from crazy money
Playing games is lucky. Yeah, for sure. Tropify. Thanks so much for the five gifts in bed
But you're gonna see I appreciate the love dude. You're you're gonna be like the first
Oh, I've already bet you're gonna be like the one in your family and that's kind of how I am so now
I mean all these parents and shit that you know
Now I want to talk down because I've been like great people, you know, but you can clearly tell that we got some
you know
It's not the same upbringing. Yeah, just different
Probably so much for the five gifts today, and I appreciate you bro
You look up the house that they grew up in you look up to the house that we grew up in a whole shit
Dude, what are you talking about my trailer with a steel roof?
Damn come on though
I remember Aiden grew up in a trailer too, didn't he, Chad?
Aiden?
Pretty sure he did.
He was streaming out the trailer.
Let's go, baby.
Oh, I started my shit.
Whenever I first started streaming this stuff, I streamed out of my parents' garage.
Did you know that?
They had, like, all kinds of shit in there, man.
I was attacked by a bat, like, on stream.
How about me streaming and a bat would attack me?
Dude, it was about a hundred and fifty degrees in that garage, probably sweat bullets.
Then I had like this, because I didn't know I had a leather chair, so I was sweating even worse.
I had foam in my PC because I didn't know.
Okay, boom, put that down.
Let me drink this water, use, I'm gonna use 53.
Yeah, what up Garrett?
How you doing, baby?
Okay, I'm ready to roll.
Can you bite me?
I'll borrow your game, nice.
I'm in, let's go.
I'm wearing a level six all the way around me, bro.
That's how much I care about finishing this.
No, the oh sorry. I bought a PC from Best Buy, my first ever PC. I bought it from Best Buy
and I didn't know that packaging foam was a thing. Again, my first ever PC. The only PC
I've had before this was like a monitor PC. For those who don't remember or never had
one, it was literally a monitor with a PC built into the back of the monitor. It was
like an all in one PC. It's the only one I've ever had other than like using my mom's
laptop kind of like max yeah but it wasn't a Mac it was a Dell and I just
bought it from Best Buy so I want the best PC you have this right after I got
drafted and I was just I just fucking plugged it in like you do literally
every console because I always play consoles I just plugged it in just
played and then whenever I finally got my next PC we were taking apart that
one or like I'm plugging in shit and Gav was like what is that inside your
PC and I opened it up and there is just packaging phone brown looks like it's literally survived
a fire and it was because I forgot I mean I just didn't know.
You're handling there big dog and I learned that from you.
Look at you look at you.
Take some shit.
I'm not mad, you guys, you guys.
Yeah.
Look at you.
One more.
One more.
One more.
Stop saying it's learning, man.
I have no idea where we are right now.
That's tower.
at the Usec camps this time. Let's hope they don't do to us what we were doing to them.
Oh, so okay we're gonna pull up on that little camp, got it.
Yup. Now there is a chance that there's gonna be people on the other side pushing towards
us because typically that's the best bond does they don't take that hill.
I gotta walk.
Hi baby.
I'm just fucking so slow.
I miss you too.
I'm all good. Unless it's a Xanax. I think I'm okay right now. Fresh. I was Annie's okay.
You got a nice little green armor on there. Level six all the way around, bro. Okay. I want this day to be done.
Wait
Yeah
In that tree man, he shot at me
Wait that go hop on the rock and look down
Yeah, come on, baby, baby
The tree right and the trees to the right
They're saying goons goons goonies goons
I don't know what the fuck that means. No, it's a player. No way. I missed again.
Come on. Oh, I hit the rock. Yeah. Well, he's going to be pushed up on this on this this wall.
Careful. Pushed up. He's here. I can't hit him.
He brought my leg, I'm dead here.
I'm dead, I just can't hit it bro, I can't hit it.
I can't hit it bro.
I
Know
can I say something? Yeah if this is your first time watching either of us play
and you just saw us die you'd literally think that we were part of some
special education program
I mean I died and I thought to myself like that's as bad as he gets and then
And I watched you ADS and that guy shoot you for 10 seconds before you took a look at him.
And I thought to myself, I don't feel as bad.
So you saw him on, because I never saw him.
You did.
I want you to.
I'm happy you did though, because I didn't see him the whole time that I was looking.
I've been.
I'm a cool ghost, man.
Like I, I mean he was, he was no exaggeration.
Like you should go back and watch that
cause you'll stare at them.
Okay.
Go back and watch.
I wanna see your reaction.
Do you watch that?
I've opened up the stream.
Yeah, it's bad.
It's Nick, it's like, yeah.
Right there.
Oh, it's bad.
Yeah, put the price in the fucking bag, yeah.
I mean, mine's no better, bro.
Mine's no better.
Like literally, mine's just as bad.
That's why I feel okay, dogging on you,
because you could dog on me the exact same way, but worse.
Okay, I'll hear you.
I'm a little sad,
because I didn't think that I'd be retiring so early.
Ha ha ha!
Where is he?
Let me know when y'all see him, because...
Oh, I thought I punched another hole in my desk. I didn't think I'd get caught.
I don't know what to do with it.
where is he? Oh, bro, maybe keep watching. I'm good. I'm, no, I'm good at, uh,
like, oh dude, we listen, listen, just, just open up my stream and it will explain everything
because our POVs are different. Your scope is perfectly and I mean absolutely
perfectly blocking out that guy entirely because take, take a whole gander of my screen
And just look at what I saw dude. I didn't see this guy the whole fucking time, bro
Like he's literally not on my screen. They'll go remind us
His screen was clear as day. Oh, dude. It's so bad. It's like, yeah
You got fucked let me know when you're watching I'm coming
How's your map?
Well, that's some bullshit then bro like it's like a goofy. I'm watching now. Yeah, watch
Oh there I
Dude I he was never on my screen. No
Oh, nah.
What is that?
So you just...
I'll say it's my FOV.
Can you tell me your FOV?
Max FOV.
That's why I play it.
Obviously, I don't know if you want anything for me with how bad I'm sniping right now,
but yeah, Max FOV.
Always.
Dude.
What the fuck?
So on your screen, it's in my sight, but I'm not...
Is it?
Yes, on my screen, it's not only in your site,
you're like looking at him
and you just don't even see him on your screen.
Why are you guys saying don't max
after what we just went through?
I'm literally-
A lot of people don't play max.
Well, fuck them, I mean, I'd like to see.
Oh, I would rather shit in my hands and clap
then run this fucking DVL, but we are one kill away.
I want to die.
Dude, dude, I don't care how bad CS goes.
It can't be worse than this.
Which by the way, we are,
we are one right away from saying, fuck it.
So we gotta get at this, right?
We have to.
This is our last chance.
This is our last opportunity.
I've lost everything today.
I'm poor.
I'm ugly.
This is it.
it. You want me to go in with nothing? I don't have anything.
Yeah, we got a job to do tomorrow, bro. It is nothing but looting and making money tomorrow.
We got to build back. We got to build back everything. I can make it a little something,
maybe a little something, maybe. Oh my God. Your helmet.
I've brought you into the trenches with me
It's the first time I have been sub one bill and I'm not getting you the entire wipe
Like maybe the third rate of the wife. I had some one bill. Maybe
Jesus
This has been
Yo, bro, fuck Nikita straight up and his little bitch minions that made this quest fuck them all
and his hooker wife fuck her too oh shit fuck everybody I'm pissed oh my god
I'm in pain
God bless it I'm in immense amounts of pain I didn't mean that I'm just so I'm
I'm so bad. I'm so bad. I'm so bad. I'm so bad. I can't explain it. I can't explain it a little bit.
that. I got no more pain. Oh my god. Vaseline is a PK. Okay, I got Vaseline.
Yeah, this is by far the worst quest there is, right? Like there's no way that there's
Oh, there's one that exists that's worse than this now like truly
What has to be the worst?
It has to be the worst has to be the worst hold me up. We got a gun, bro
Oh, bro, I'm bringing you a gun. I can't pull you up. I can't pull you up. I can't do it. We can't man. We can't
I'll bring you a gun. I'll bring you a gun. I have a little AK 12 here for you
Fuck it, whatever
I'm gonna go pee bro. Yeah, everything looks like
I was a strong hand from scary movie your buds call again ear buds
There we go, boom
Okay, holy shit, dude, my shit is waxed. I'm down to 600. Okay. I'm 940
Yeah
I
Ever tell you to do shoot her ball with me again. Just call me a slur and block me
Don't take tap 300 in okay, I'll take it
I have no ears, okay got it got it boss
Got it
Yeah, I've been I am broken. I am I am completely broken and
Like here's my thing. I know a lot of you guys have probably sitting there going hutch
Why the fuck are you doing this whenever you're playing with Nick and to be honest?
I don't regret it because he is realizing the true pain of Tarkov vicariously through me
Sadly with that realization. He is going dirt fucking poor
But we can make money.
As long as I'm not doing this multi bullshit that some fucking cracked out Russian thought of in his stupid ass little basement that he developed this game in, we're going to be just fine.
But God bless this quest has ruined me.
It has ruined me and has ruined Nick by curiously through me.
We're clearing out the entire inventory. Here's the reality. We're honestly not that bad because we have this
We have this we have this
So I feel worse for Nick because I have completely destroyed him
But after I clean out everything, we're gonna be just fine. We're honestly sitting on an immense amount of money
it's just again like
just dying on repeat like this just completely ruins you man it ruined you
it ruined you it hurts the soul there's nothing fun about playing this game and
doing this remember it used to be 125 meters back when I used to play Tarkov I
remember I've done it I did it before and it sucked in and it sucks now the
The only thing that made it not as bad as then is all the players who played this game
was so much worse.
Like, that's what a lot of people don't remember.
Like everybody remembers, fuck whoever just sent me a friend of quest, die.
Literally die in game, of course.
The game was a lot easier back then in terms of everyone who played just sucked
absolute balls.
like if you had any type of understanding of how the game worked literally at all you were fine
Nowadays everybody I feel like the skill level has gone. Fuck you. Do not have me
Everyone has gotten so much better. Yeah, and if you miss a bullet, you just you just getting fried
Dude, it's so bad. I got you meds. I got you ammo. I got you
I got meds. I see ammo gun mag done
You don't need a ring. I got your rig as well. I got your ring as well. Just need ears just need ears
No, I don't think you got it
I am gonna need it. I'm glad you recognize
You are hacked, huh?
It's probably your boy putting stuff up
Fuck you stop adding ready
Fuck you!
Did my son come in here? Was he pressing shit?
Did he? Was he pressing shit?
Bro, yeah, because he came in here and when I was coming in he was coming out and he looked at me like he did some stupid shit.
it. What did you say ears ears? This one looking for I'm so I'm so out of it.
The chair moved. God damn it. The chair moved. If you hear him.
I didn't hear him. I didn't hear him. I was bitching.
I was monologuing over. You are going through pain for no reason
because of me and I've lost everything. No, I got there and kind of
I'm gonna pick a fight you little bitch.
Yeah, go pick a fight.
Go pick a fight.
Go pick a fight.
Go let him know.
Go pick a fight.
Ah.
Roll it, roll it, roll it, roll it.
Oh, fuck.
Roll it, roll it, roll it, roll it.
Oh, fuck.
Ah, motherfucker!
Right there.
God, my legs are fucking fried.
I
Know channel I'll never do this again. I'll never do this again
I'll never do this again. The chance of me doing this even next season was like
0% the only reason I haven't said fucking already is because we're so far along. I appreciate you. I appreciate you
Well, let me see the clip
We gotta move, we gotta move, we gotta move.
Oh, we're in a terrible spot, doesn't matter.
You're good, take your time.
Oh yeah, you're gone.
I gotta let it load either way, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Oh, I can't wear these headphones with this helmet.
Great.
I could choose to use a helmet and a headphone.
Is that real?
What?
You can you can you got to put it on first got it
We're going we're going we're going we're going we're going
Well, he just came up and just started slamming on buttons.
Hey, who's that shooting at?
I don't know.
It's going alright, I think.
I thought it was you, bro.
I'm not ready for this.
It's going alright.
What just happened?
Oh, a scav spawning out of bounds.
I
Had a bound sniper shooting it. Yeah
All right, let's go, baby
One more. I want you to know whenever I kill this last guy
I'm dropping the gun and I'm running at people with a hatchet
I'm like it naked
Here we go place this man for absolutely fucking nothing almost
Like I'm literally just gonna get three extra spots in my butthole
It's really good since it's worth it, but it's just the level of pain that I've endured but nothing's worth this
Is this a good good good good yeah, yeah, you just you're gonna laser
Yeah, good ammo to your first round your first mag is seven and forty so you're shredding and your next mags are BT
Which it's a little worse. So it's a lot worse, but it'll still kill
I think I fucking change it around. Maybe on accident
another
We got to get to a spot if we can
Yeah, we got the worst possible spawn is not really we're running into everyone else who's already moved on the map
all T is to default all T is that good yet you see it that's BT's so I'll
We load down there to our right
T
What's that same thing
T
BTGS okay, hang on. Let's try to get the right mag in
Walking up
What?
What?
I'm dropping. I might have dropped it.
It's like too many angles up there
I
Btg gs
remote
Listen open your rig
Double click the max Bts. Yes, open up your rig double click the max until you see the silver bullets
Tan like it's like silver bullets. You can't miss them right click it install
This way to do it. Yes, double click the mag that you tilt the mag up or you can see the bullets inside
I just strunted ya, I'm on these rocks, it's me over here to your left, I'm coming back
to you, and then I don't jump.
This game is fucking terrible.
I don't know why I asked you to come play it.
I'm actually so fucking pissed.
Holy shit.
I lag off the rock, hurt my leg.
No, no, no.
We're not tilting.
We're not tilting.
I love this game.
We're right where we need to be.
Nikita's not fat.
He's just plump.
That's it.
Right.
Yeah.
Nikita's not fat.
He's a plump little bitch.
That's what he is.
We will not tilt we will not tilt we will not tilt everything's fine
Everything's fine
Where'd you go right here down by the left I'll see you
I'm gonna play real slow. We're not running or running. Just nice and slow.
Yep, you hear it? Walk it up. Gotta be careful now.
Could be some other little stinky butts.
Well, this was the first little rock you told me that you... I remember you were like,
AFK and you were like, wait right here. I lay here and waited.
I do remember that.
So baby I am in immense amount of pain. I'm very angry right now. What's up with you?
We're gonna play wild left wide right. We're not going right at it
Nice city
It's you. We're about to go play
CS with Tim here in a little bit like right here in a second
So whenever that ends
I don't know baby. I don't have answers for you right now
Let me get through this rake and if I die again, I might slurp all right. Love you
Unfortunately, I think we have to go to the right and that's where the shots are
We do
Oh
Right to that rock right
It's your rock. I don't want to do it. Smart man, smart man. That's a sniper shooting
us someone over here. Yeah, those trees might come right at us. Yeah, I'm looking, I'm
I'm looking I'm looking I see you on the right I'm playing rock
and
and
and
and
and
and
Are you working up on the right? Yeah
And the trees over here to the right
I'm looking for the sniper
Sniper, I think it's gonna be back on this mountain all the way
Wait, I was behind me. They're at USAC. I
I think red chat of the use that yeah, that's for sure you sec. I'm gonna go get an angle on you sec
I've come to you isn't that that's that's over here, right chat I
Know for sure there's people behind me, but I'm gonna come to you. I'd rather fight over here anyway
I'm running up the hill okay, I see one
What are you someone's shooting at this guy
Give me out of this
take the lead, take the lead, yeah, let me loot him, let me loot him, it's all yours
oh it's over, the pain, the suffering, wow, it's over, what's that, where are you?
I'm on this little rocky area there, I'm at that rock, got a different rock I guess
I
So ever just oh
Shit who I would have never thought 20 kills would have been this hard
Like I want you to know when I when I shot that guy my eyes probably were
Bulging out of my head left. Okay. I'm looking for it
He's not good. He's not cared. He's not here at all. No
I put it in my dog. Thank you.
Put it at the bottom right just so you can just remember.
Oh, special feel it was.
Thank you guys so much for all the love.
All the subs.
Oh, God, it feels so good.
I can't explain to you.
Main road.
It feels.
Well, we kill them.
I
Did you pop his ass
I don't know where you are Nick you have not been around this rock yet
But I'm looking for I see you in the road. Is this you in the road? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, okay come down here over here
I'm running
He was right over here somewhere
Don't you touch his dog tags. I'm not. It's all yours. Take it all. I'm
Oh, yeah. I'm gonna hit him.
See him. No way. You see him?
Look at this guy. Oh, yeah.
You're not gonna hit some shit.
Oh, he did. He leveled six.
Well, you could be level six and have a little sleep.
Oh, yeah. Nice little bag.
Oh, he did have something.
Grab that gear. Let's get the fuck out of here, bro.
Yes it is.
I did. I don't give a fuck bro.
If Bambi was walking in front of me and I was starving on an island that I've been eating,
rotten crab and rotten coconuts the whole time, I'd kill Bambi.
Fuck him.
If Bambi's getting smoked, I'm gonna have him venisoned tonight.
Well son I'm taking on AP 6 AP 6.3 is it good or no yeah
Well son
Why don't you look oh my god, yeah, I had some things
Yeah
Look good go bro
Oh
Which gun is gonna sell for more and for
Those dude that was literally been at this quest for like a week
Dude, I know. I know we're going to get him at week.
We kind of just had to hold on a little bit.
We got to survive until we fucking did it.
We did it, bro.
I don't do anything, but congrats.
Oh, you did something.
You've done a lot of things.
I would have already stopped this quest like three times.
And now we get...
You get three spots at like more in your butt?
No. So now the quest isn't over yet.
over yet so now I finished shooter board but now what my the last thing I have to
do is literally just loot shit do you have to go far I think I can't I don't
gain my stuff back let me let me carry your backpack now I just have to loot
stuff so like us like literally just running around doing whatever you need
and like I go to any map I want I don't have to do quests anymore here
take my bag yeah I don't have to do quests anymore I just get to play the
game. After we get you your quest done and whatever, I say we probably like next week,
I think the next couple of days we just make money, but like next week we unlock Boreus.
We need to, we need to, I'm hurt. Well dude, me too, I've lost everything.
I mean you can like buy shit, I can't even buy anything, this is really better.
No it does, we got a power quest here. We literally just got to come up with a plan in
our stash and we just got to go and do those quests. Yeah. Yeah, I have Labyrinth Unlocked
but if I do Boreus I can take Nick to Boreus. I can clear it all and he can just literally
have level 5, level 4 plates and great guns on repeat. That sounds awesome. It's a ship.
There's no players on it. It's only PVE and we just clear that ship and just,
I mean ammo, gear, money, and it has everything, icebreaker, yeah, and like Pina, he likes to
clear all the way through, yeah, he likes to clear all the way through the bosses.
I just clear helipad and underneath it, and by that time, like we'll have all the
gear and all the ammo. The bosses aren't really even needed.
We're gonna get some guns in that stash, man. Just like, like, if I could have maybe, like, ten guns.
well we'll get it now I'm not going to be using sniper yeah I've been using nothing
but fucking snipers for the majority of the stream for the last like four days
when we've lost everything because of it I see his ass very geared what if he
brought up
Oh, that might have been a mistake.
Come on, man.
It's ain't gonna be a free extract.
No, I mean...
I think we fight for the extract here.
Here, this guy had a lot of loot, but he also had a boltie, so he's gonna be camping.
A boltie? Like a bolt action sniper? Yeah, same thing as me. As long as we keep moving, I think we're fine.
One problem is, it's like... Yeah, let's get behind this rock.
I don't care about this kid coming to me grab your backpack. I'm gonna give you a stem. Come here. I
Think I saw him going deep right, bro
Coming to me coming to me coming to me coming to me coming to me
All right listen son
I don't care about my kid take that pop this stem run for that car okay
for what car the cars front right of us you got this to it point to it that way
right here that way you should see the car that car I'm going I'm gonna go draw
he's got a lot of fire. It's
where I saw him going though.
Yeah, he's probably left already
then.
Get out. It is. Just keep running.
You're going to regain stamina.
Run, brother. Run. I think he
did leave. Yeah, I agree. Maybe
He's by the tree. Hold on. He's barely by the tree
Okay, okay. Oh my goodness
It's done it's done it's done
And it's so good
I don't know what you're talking about.
How many subs are reset your account literally die in game?
End game.
Oh, mechanic, you fucking bitch, you dirty bitch.
Take it.
What's up, baby?
All right.
Yeah.
What's up?
Huh?
Hello?
a
load
load
that's good ammo
take it
there's all
I
Loaded ammo
Oh, sorry, Chad, I had to talk to the wife.
She said, I heard banging in here.
What happened?
I said, you don't want to know.
I said I'll snipe Vladimir in the side of his fucking temple in game, of course.
It's money making season, Nick.
It's money making season.
Take me home.
Take me home.
Oh, yeah, we got to go play CS.
We got to go play CS.
We got to go play CS, Nick.
Fuck, man, it's already five.
Yeah, I know.
We'll probably play one or two games.
Max, which honestly is a good thing.
Chat is giving a game right now.
Do we have to play?
We have to.
Yes, he doesn't need us, but I said we would.
Yeah, that's true.
He's two to eight.
OK.
Yeah, it's true.
Yeah. It's true. I texted him.
I said we are ready for next
game. If we get over he's
hopping off. Never mind. He's
hopping off. Tell me. Look at
that. I can't go. I said
tomorrow we ride. Okay. Yeah,
Yeah, tomorrow I'm playing.
I'm playing problem with that.
I've tried top.
Oh, well, well.
Oh, man.
Tell me, tell me this is where we make some money.
Wait, did he say he's playing Marvel tomorrow?
Did I hear that right?
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
What'd you say?
You probably did say that.
Oh, I know.
Maybe.
You load your fat ass in this raid. Where are you?
I can feel the gravity of your feet.
I can't talk to you about that.
I'm not talking to you right now.
Oh, goodness gracious.
Alrighty, I'm here.
He says play a marble.
Okay, well it looks like we're off the hook completely.
I think Nick, uh, Tim hated it today, so...
Yeah, I don't know. Who knows.
He could just be here with us, you know, I told him.
Come on.
He said, I hate it. I said,
you want to hate, hate whatever you're playing alone or with the boys?
You think we enjoy sitting there on woods trying to get sniper kills? No.
Alright, where are you at right now?
I'm in front of...
Come to these shots right here.
Puyakna uvakimakhe hibi makhidsh.
Oh, that's exactly, I know exactly where that is.
Oh, look at that. Already a streamer out of my need. Beautiful.
Someone's taking a blessing.
Where are you bro? I'm shooting.
Yeah, I'm in here.
Oh.
Listen bro, we do scav on repeat. Yeah, we do scav on repeat.
And we're playing Streets and we're making millions. That's what we're doing.
I'm just looting bags, right? That's all you're really doing?
Yeah, loot and bags. I mean there's so much loot on streets right now. I'm in the filing cabinets making billions with a bee
No, not really haven't looted anything yet, but you can pull out
Listen, here's the jackpot. You ready?
These filing cabinets can put out mark room keys any mark room key on any map is
Instant over a mill over a mill
How'd you get in there? How'd you get in this big building?
I went through the metal doors, the opening.
Fucking doors, bud.
You gonna come get ya?
I mean...
I'm coming.
Where he's door or door, there's nothing of these.
Where are you, shoot?
Yeah, over here, bro.
I
Right here look to your right
Hello
Over here complete doors you me fall. Oh my gosh. Think it's a player
Oh, it is in this area.
Oh, no.
This is in Michelle.
Well, that was me.
He's Jewish, bro.
Well, what about you?
What about me?
This guy has so much loot.
That was not...
I smoked him.
I smoked him.
I smoked him.
Now, they're all looking at you.
You smoked the other guy?
No, no, no.
Come here.
Come here.
Loot this guy.
Loot this guy.
I don't care if I die.
This is my payback to you for dying.
take all that shit not good these guys want to kill me you're welcome I got
here oh first shot he rocks me no just me
He was a big bo- Oh!
Is he?
No, that's the boss. Get out of there, bro. Get out of there. Run for your fucking life.
You run the opposite way where we didn't come from?
Nick?
He's dead.
You're not dead. You're not dead.
Yeah, I got killed by potroski. I didn't know the boss was gonna swing dick like that, bro. I'm gonna know that
Well, well just killed me wait who's is Gus the boss
I'm never killing someone for
you again.
That'll happen.
Wait, you died too?
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right, Bows.
Here goes that ramp.
Use all.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go honey with the kid minus one chat. How do I see where my fence rep is? How do I check that?
Underneath the fence shit
Fence what's my rep that bitch
Oh my gosh, I have so much.
And how much is each car?
Okay, I'm getting my rubles up.
Hold on.
I know I need three.
Less the more you take it.
Damn, so I'm going to be a scab man for a little bit, huh?
You gotta run scabs on repeat every single time.
Always take cars, okay.
I got P again, fuck me.
All right, where you want to go man? We've been going to where I need to go where you want to go big dog
Where do I want to go bro tasks side location? I got some shit woods buying going back
Yeah. He might be the best
he could be the best.
Let's go, let's go. We might
gotta go, bruh, Let's go.
Sixty, yeah. And I'm not gonna
like, do I got to kill one PMC
in dorms. We can do that easy.
I gotta locate the secret
Exfil on customs. I gotta
I don't worry about that one. Okay. I got a plant the bite the bison versus undertaker poster the living quarters of the scab based on customs. Okay, I
Got a stash a Sibble hider on dorm room 303
Okay, let's do that. How about this?
Chat tell him
To tell me what keys he needs you need 303
I'm getting 303. Let me give me two seconds. I'll let you know when to move to the next
speed. That's a devil's sniper rifle. It's best specified. 303 is done. 303 is done.
What other keys does he need? He needs director. Director key, grabbed, done. What else? Unknown
you. You need to use the
key. Done. What else?
Lookin. You need to use an AK
seventy four you.
You need some poster.
Let me ask the AK seventy four
you twenty five scabs. Yeah,
just run an AK seventy four
Oh, oh
Okay, do I have to run a case for you?
Yep, just run it or you can rock that basic one put it on your back and just pull it out to kill scabs with I
Need to pee so just figure out what else you need. Okay. Okay, right back. Okay boss. Yep. Just ask your chat
Okay boss
Okay boss, I see you back boss
Holy fuck me in the ass man. You know what I mean? Load oh load Johnny Shambo BTG S
Perfect. Unload. Oh that's the ammo I got up there too bro. Holy shit.
guys I have 722 rounds of BT and you're telling me no
we're just gonna use it bro
I need a mag. Six L. Do those
work? Jet? Yo, if I use this
seventy four you can I help him
seventy four you can I help him
seventy four you can I help him with this quest? I think I can.
I can okay cool I'll rock one as well my back
I don't think so yes no
No it's not team base he has to do it damn 220
All right, this is what I need it's all in here for me, okay? I need a
6l 20
Magazine that's funny
6l 20 magazine. Oh wait, they're telling me to go to prop would have proper and buy a horn. How about say no
You can get those
Oh
Oh, I could you bring you are you rocking the 64 like as your main gun or no?
No, oh, okay
I'm getting told different things I'm gonna bring the 70 for you and we're gonna check and make sure if it if it's shared or not while we're in there
I'm fucking dialed. I'm good to go. I love that food food food food
Food and then we're fucking set. Let's get in there like swimwear
I don't have any food give me your food
Oh
Yeah, that was awesome. Yes, I can't bring you food even to patch you back while you eat it to bitch pussy
This or don't both down bad I'm bringing you sugar make sure you eat the sugar before you drink the water cuz it's gonna steal your water
But the water will bring you right back. So you're good. All right, bro. Listen. Hey, this is what we're doing. Okay
I mean, I'm bringing you do all day. We already got it's done. It's done, bro. We're so we're so great
We're so great. You need a big backpack to loot the most amount of items right now. I
Gotta try zip if that works. That's great
Let's get in there
Oh, yeah true true. Sorry I apologize again. I am just great comps. Sorry go ahead
I'm just making sure 100% that we have everything going in our favor
I have a green flare now, so we'll be able to leave up that side
I got a factory key or I should I do not let me grab that factory key
Now we have a factory key, which means you can leave out the other side. I got dorm 308 dorm 214 dorm
220 bring them bro. They're probably all shit, but bring them so you can loot those while we're in there
They might have some gear. I need a surf kit. Thank you chat
Bring your own silver Zippo hutch cannot drop one of the raiders a barter item
Zippo Zippo Zippo
I got Zippos. How do I need just one one Zippo?
Okay, I got one Zippo
I'll keep with that on seven.
I got PKs, I got bank killers, let me grab an OBD.
So tell me what key to bring, which one?
You won't be able to buy any.
So I won't bring a key, got it.
No, if you have 114, 114 is good, but you probably don't.
No, I don't got it.
Yeah, I do.
114 is good.
214.
214 is the safe key.
Okay.
Okay, bring 214
All right, I think I'm gonna put this in
All right put it docks case, okay, and we're looting listen. This is what we're doing man
We're not running at anything. We're letting everything come organically. We are doing full-on loot routes, okay?
Okay. Loot routes. We're planning on going through the entire game all the way to the
end. And we're playing the game as we're meant to be played. Okay. Yes, chef. Let's do this
round. Let's do it. Oh, my camera's off. Thank you, chat.
Oh, so, dude, you have no idea what it feels like to be done with all these fucking quests,
Oh
No Tim's hopping off CS to any hated it, so
All right. Hey, Nick, you ready for an update? Update. Cam Scattaboo started a fight in practice
today. He slid down after a reception and came dangerously close to a couple of Giants
DB's legs. The defense isn't allowed to hit.
Devon Holland and Greg Newsom did not appreciate it.
Situation escalated between Scattaboo and Newsom.
Scattaboo has had it coming.
He's ran over a linebacker, Zair Barnes, the other day, too,
when the defense wasn't hitting.
His act is getting old, and his defense teammates are aggravated.
Yeah. All right.
Bad news, we did get the dorm sponsor.
We bust contest. Let's go.
That's not bad news.
It's great news. We need one kill.
Let's go baby.
Oh, wonderful.
Love that.
Yeah, I mean, Scataboo had something going on man before the knee, but I-
I think- I bro, when that was when she was like, that happens man.
I mean, she's very tough.
Very tough to come back from that angle of Tommy John's shit, you know?
Yeah, well from what I'm understanding from reading that I mean bro, it's like he's he's the one being too aggressive
Like bro, I didn't play a lot of football, but if I we were going through just like
the
Bullshit, and I had someone go all out like that and almost hurting me in practice before the year even starts
Like I mean bro you played in college you should know who like how to do that shit
We're good right now we're good right now we're gonna go through this window okay
First floor window
Yeah, well you want to jump on the back of this car and then through this window
I might have seen someone in second floor window already
door is open and I'm out of stamina so have it and die
here's
at that door all the way at the end don't beat that he's holding up
K-time.
Flush it!
Outside, careful.
Yeah, I see.
I'm pushing off this I'm Institute I can't I died behind the fucking wall man
Good luck, bro. I died behind the wall, dude. I gotta switch off these servers. I gotta go back to
Dedicated. I literally died. My fucking full body was behind the wall, and I know I died to a headshot.
Full body wasn't behind wall. Two facts are to be found behind any wall.
Not the time Jackass! Shut the fuck up!
What
No, I'm not playing with you tonight hell no I am not playing an hour more of Tarkov than I have to today to be honest with you
I'm looking forward to getting off
This game has been held today. I've got my ass absolutely whooped two days in a row
I
Know we finished you to born today thank you. That's a boss. Yeah, so killer just ran at one of those guys
I think he might have killed one, but there's still a second one alive or
Sorry, we're Shala. Oh, Jesus Shala killed one
Make a move, make a move, make a move, now's your time.
One just died, that guy's fucked up.
He's above you, one's left, one's right.
You don't need to push that, just take that right hand peek.
Nice, one dead, one more.
bleed
pop PK
No PK
Right across that hallway while looking left after you feel your leg I
I don't know. Look to your left. Oh, no, no, no. Right there.
I just sat in that PK. I don't know. You guys said it was Vaseline, so I'll put it on.
Yeah, Vaseline is a PK. You're good. Don't need to keep healing. Stop heals.
Okay.
I don't know, push up, push up, push up, push up.
Get out of that where you're holding.
Left window to your left, they're going to try and peek you from that window.
Stay right here in this pocket.
Right there.
Just let all these guys do good out.
So you have a team pushing these guys.
You're in a great spot because they're not
going to know about you if they do kill them.
You have one on first floor now.
Careful right?
That window?
Great job.
You're good.
Now peek that hallway.
These boys going to want to peek that.
great you're good you're good
run forward run forward that's fine as well
you're gonna try and peek you behind you and that window
gotta take that cubby back
I gotta heal.
No, you're fine. You're fine. You're fine.
Just run past that window again.
Remember that window behind you, he's gonna try and get to it.
Just stay along that wall.
You need to move a little to your left.
I can't even hear what he's going over there.
Nice crotch walk in there.
You're good?
You got two people above you, one outside.
And one at the end of first floor
Behind you cancel cancel start shooting start shooting start shooting start shooting start shooting
Gotta swing that you have to swing it
why would it fucking uh can't so sooner so you cannot in that situation go for an
arm heel you can't you can't you can't you can't you can't you can't there's so
many ways for those guys to fucking peek and murder you grow like and that
audio it doesn't sound loud but that is the loudest fucking audio in the game
That's like screaming guys kill me. It's like unpinning a grenade three feet from somebody
Yeah
Hey, you bop that guy on the staircase quest done
Quest done was done
Just fucking one tap like me again round 437 just instantly fucking dying
I'm switching servers again. Yeah, that was kind of nuts
Fuck
Good calls. I appreciate the coaching and force
I just can't fucking a I mean bro, you're fucking moving man
The window peak was nasty the staircase peak was nasty
It's just that that the reason why I was telling you to swing that guy if he swings you and you're on that left hand
It's just that close.
You legitimately won't see his body by the time you fucking die.
Like you'll be like, oh, here he is and I'm dead.
When you said that, I tried to do it, but I was on the,
I don't know how I did it,
but I was on the slowest speed possible.
So I had, I think I hit caps lock on accident.
And another thing, oh, I'm getting spammed by the wife.
We have dinner, get off.
No.
Okay, go, you go, you go, you go.
In that situation bro like when you know, he's that close you heard him
You know exactly where he is you don't need to look at him before you shoot like
Just to start
Frying and as you're turning the corner you're half a mag down
But it doesn't matter if 25 rounds miss into a fucking wall that one bullet's gonna kill him
No, I've seen you do it. I've watched it's what Barry did to me on fucking third floor the other day
You just shot and then and leaned and I died instantly
So are you staying on?
No, I mean maybe like briefly but I'm off. All right. Should I send the troops over? No, no, I'm off right like close to half you
Listen, I'm going I'm going to get on early. Okay
Just so we can dodge the fucking crack heads for that much longer and we are going to make millions
We're gonna get all kinds of kits. We're gonna get guns armor helmets headphones
We don't have bitches. We don't have bitches a lot of bitches way more than peanut. We got so many bitches
We're gonna unlock Boreus. We're gonna do the shit
Bro, we are going to the multi multi millionaires the quest of Satan is done. It is done. He has been a he's been taken down
God is here with us
I
Love you. He's thank you for the help
Later later later later
Chad I got dinner tonight that I didn't know hey, I appreciate every single listen every single one of y'all
Y'all my wizards y'all my wizard my wizard my wizard WN to chat for each and every single one of y'all
sons of bitches who stayed here through the house through the absolute
Hal of
Shooter born y'all the realest of the real and I love you tomorrow
Tomorrow we are sweating our dicks off. I'm poppin 200 milligrams. I don't give a shit who knows it
Performance enhancing. I don't give a damn
Call me Barry Bonds. I don't fucking care. All right
Mods title tomorrow Barry Bonds of Tarkov. Okay, that's gonna be that the title tomorrow
Barry Bonds of Tarkov. Okay, don't give a fuck
don't care. I might download cheats. I don't know. Tomorrow is gonna be a great
day. We're gonna be throwing, running nothing but meta. I am literally going to
set a timer on my phone and by M80s through the night just so that I have
the best possible things for tomorrow. We are going to do nothing but when? We
are going to do nothing but prosper. We're gonna make millions. It's gonna
to be a great day on it. Thirsty Thursday. I love you Chad. I hope all of you have a
great rest of your night. Thank you for all the suns, thank you for all the love. Thank
you all so much for being here. I appreciate each and every single one of you guys. Thank
you all so much for the gift and if I missed your gift or I missed your stuff you know
I love you that much more and I apologize. Thank you all. I appreciate you. I will
see you all tomorrow. Thank you for being here man. I love y'all. Have a great rest
We're gonna have a great day tomorrow.
We're gonna have a fantastic day tomorrow.
Thank y'all.
Have a great night.
Have a great rest of your day.
I'll see y'all tomorrow.
Later dudes.
Peace.