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THIRSTY THURSDAY | BARRY BONDS' FAT COUSIN OF TARKOV! SLAMMING BODIES WITH NICKMERCS
08-27-2026 · 9h 12m
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Yeah, I'm the lie that you choose to believe in
Guess the truth kinda lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I get a loving lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
And picking it up when I'm better
This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick
You need a hero
We need a hero
That's close because he has no bitches and no job
He kills whatever we can
Because again he has no bitches and no job
We need a hero
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night
He's got his control
He's got his own passion
He's got his best ones to fight
I need a hero
I'm all in my body, I'm all in my mind
And it's gotta be strong, it's gotta be strong
And it's gotta be strong, it's gotta be strong
Like you are
I'm in my mind, I'm in my mind
And it's gotta be strong
Oh!
One way out to midnight, in my wild plan to sleep
Some will just be your memories
Some are missing back to me
Resting on the fire, burning up the rising winds
But it's gonna take you far
Hey baby! Hey baby!
I had no shit in this job!
No, no, no!
And they beat you!
And they beat you!
I had no bullshit in the world!
No!
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Come on!
Here maybe along the uh.
Oh you liar!
You liar!
You liar!
No!
Are you out of my bitch?
Get your foot!
You son of a bitch!
Damn!
3 big balls!
You're going to be pretty soon if you got to live there!
Restaurant Hogan's Hangout, can you sing?
Oh yeah, I feel a little bit.
You can sing.
Yeah.
Yeah Ripley's Mom, she's very great.
When you're in a five mile radius of her, you can smell that pussy stink.
Oh yeah, that's stink.
I had on it, people say him, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it,
Get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall
Get your back up up to wall
Tell me, how you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall
I heard all about the living
Get down on it, come on then
Get down on it, if you really want it
Get down on it, you gotta be late
Get down on it, get down on it
Get down on it, come on then
Get down on it, baby baby
Get down on it, get on it
Get down on it, I say keep it on
What? What you gonna do?
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty dude, what should I do, fight the
strength!
Good morning, gentlemen and ladies, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning
everybody hello good day good day good day good day good day good day good
morning good morning good morning good morning good morning a good morning
how's everybody doing by enjoy muted no don't okay you son of a bitch I am not
muted you bastard the PTSD boss good morning good morning good morning
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Oh my gosh. Let me tell you something. I am so sore. I feel
kind of like a T-Rex or a raptor. I cannot. Look at this. Somebody take a look at this.
Dude I can't straighten my arms out and it's both sides. This is how I've been walking around. I
cannot straighten my arms. Dude I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm cooked. Oh my gosh I'm cooked. No I've
been I've been back in the gym getting all sexy and whatnot and I dude I lifted heavy I know I'm
an idiot I was that lifted heavy I just went pretty hard on day one and day two because I was
like excited to be back and bro I'm not kidding you I don't know what it is maybe God hates me
I don't know but I have never in my life. He doesn't hate me Lord. I apologize
I have never in my life went to the gym. Don't say diabetes
Lay a finger on my butter finger
No promises I have never went to the gym like I have I have left the gym and felt sore before
But it's been like a soreness where I'm like I'm fine
for I've never left and for three days or not three I guess today's day two I
haven't been able to straighten either one arm sure but either of my arms this
is a first for me dude I'm sleeping last night and I wake up and I went to go
Oh, that went, shit!
Oh, no!
Oh, dude, the fuck, man?
You're overdoing it.
Yeah, no shit.
You should have told me that before.
I struggled to wipe my ass.
And then I did legs.
Luckily, my legs are a lot better, you know?
I was sore for a little bit yesterday, but I woke up today feeling great.
great. But dude, my arms are for ride, for ride, man. They just want to sit at a 90 degree
angle. We could be working on a house together. You'd be like, I wonder if this is 90 hutch,
come here. Yep. What do you need my arm? Any more arm over here? I'm hoping it's kind
of like that one movie with the kid who broke his arm and then went on the mountain
through like 145 maybe that's gonna be me maybe I should give baseball another
gander after this no okay well worth the try quick clarification you are free to
live stream an extended look from 3 p.m. Eastern Time on August 27 provided you
adhere to the platform specific guidelines and you do not simply
restrain more repost the unedited video in full without context or commentary so
we can watch the new GTA shit at three so we can watch it on stream at three
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Got it cool the leak drama is wild
Yeah
Yeah, you know, it's crazy to me
Like I know these people are a lot smarter than me
But like there's a there's a part of me that's like how are they not able to just find this guy and sue the ever-living shit out of them
You know, and we're talking about a multi-billion dollar company and a game that's literally
multi-billion dollars worth of time and effort put into it, how are they not able to find
them?
You think it's all a PR campaign?
What you saying, you saying GTA is GTA and in real life?
Trying to like build up that excitement?
It's not just one guy.
Oh, so there, so it's under one alias, but it's multiple people.
That's what you guys are saying.
Because he's smarter than all of them.
It's a woman or a woman, God bless.
Should we just say it fucking divas whatever it is fuck them
And they said why they're doing it
Has they then said why they were doing it
Because they're doing digital only copies
Maybe I'm just stupid as fuck and I don't understand the significance of digital copies
being the worst thing in the world.
I don't know.
I'm just not smart enough, you know?
You're giving an orangutan an algebra question right now.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
For the digital, you technically don't own it.
You're basically renting.
I'll fix your PC forehead now
No, I refuse
This PC will have to hold me a gunpoint to make me updated. That's how I always do it. I
Nobody tells me what to do. Oh you want to update update your fucking self
I'm gonna wake up one morning and everything's gonna be off and I'm gonna be pissed about it
But that's where I'm at
That's how I like to do things
No, I will not update my PC. I refuse. Fuck this PC. Actually, I love this PC, but fuck it.
Fuck it, tell me what to do.
I will mod death gaming if you don't.
I just told him to go fuck himself. Good luck modding him now. He's probably
we never gonna come back.
All right, let me see.
Let me see, let me take a, let me take a gander here.
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Beautiful.
All right, clip cue is now about
post your clips in the chat.
Let's watch some clips.
Post your clips, post your clips,
post your clips, post your clips,
Bolsheclips Bolsheclips Bolsheclips trim the beard. Don't you tell me what to do if I want to look homeless and like I live in a cave
I'm gonna do such I
Enjoy walking out around in public and people looking at me like I'm a crackhead. I think it's fun. I
enjoy it I
Enjoy it I
Enjoy it
Let's watch!
DAMMIT!
You're out of
I'm going to need to be main school.
What's that?
That's awesome.
What?
Fuck you.
Not seeing.
I'm on the right side.
Is that it?
There's two piece chicken nugget?
Did they win their last game?
Nice!
Nice!
game. Did they win their last
game. Hold on a minute. They
13. Oh the last team. Holy
talking about talking about her
Where'd I say it was the dumbest thing I was not a big fan of her
Yeah, like I was not a big fan of hers like I didn't you can't hear clips
I was there. I took it as you didn't really listen to her music before no
I did but this person took this post and was like he doesn't care about her
Can you hear it now?
I'm not transitive. What's wrong with you guys?
I mean God bless it. I mean anyone who dies it's it's typically a sad situation
situation God bless I'm sure a lot of people up there love the music but I mean I didn't really fucking listen to her music
I but I'm not gonna see you in line here like I did
I'm not gonna see you in line here like I'm broken up about it like I'm gonna take a day and really
Sombra about it. I'm not gonna lie to you but I got bless her God bless the son of
When you feel like things are rough just remember
You're so sexy that even life got hard for you that is both flattering and I would rather you
Take a knife and throw it into my jugular than watch this fucking video. I cannot lie
Sweet mother of God
God. Sweet baby Jesus six pound three ounce born in a manger goodness gracious Mary. What
and the hell is that? You can land a plane on that head. No business in the front parting
evacuated in the back and for the eye Christ be with you forever the popes in
the back room he looks like one of them medieval priests he looks like his parents
didn't love him and sent him to a chapel for the first 30 years of his life he
He looks like Alfred.
He looks like Alfred.
Sweet God.
He looks like he tried to lay underneath a lawnmower with his head.
He looks like somebody took a Nissan go buds and did a burnout on top of his head.
But I mean goodness.
Sweet.
He got the IRL cleric built.
You're not lying.
Sweet.
God.
I've never seen this guy without that hat on.
There's normally a lot of hair up there.
There's normally a lot of hair up there, but I'm pioneering a new look.
I'm just a fast forward.
Oh, he's a fast forward.
Oh, he's a fast forward.
Oh, he's a fast forward.
Oh, he's a fast forward.
Yo
God never take it off again. Hey welcome welcome to the hadamist Maximus community
I appreciate you for coming come on check in grab a ticket grab a ticket
We got a subscription got an app coming out never take the hat off again. It is what it is
Welcome. It's good to have you limit. I welcome all the goopers
But let's not have them as like the the the target audience
That's that's all I'm saying a little bit worried battlefield said that they won't make fucking nicking Monarch skins
And now we have top gun you know what I mean?
We have valorant gun skins in battlefield and they promised us to keep it all grounded. I'm just saying I'm not saying anyone did anything wrong
Bulkhead. I'm just saying please keep it at our target audience and I'll shield the game any day of the week
Just saying this as a team player. I'm with bulkhead the dudes from Derby
Dobby, produce some Dobby, mate.
All right, see you later, brov.
I have no idea what I just watched.
Yeah, I need 11,000.
Are you good?
You know, I don't understand why people talk about.
Pee and the bungulators, like they're a bunch of fucking tards.
Like, I don't understand.
Well, like, do they do these individuals not understand that these guys were
bread and made in the Tarkov community? What do you mean normies? The average
Bunkulator played a game that's 10 times harder than any game that your
community probably has ever played unless you also come from Tarkov. What are
you talking about? I don't understand. Take all those sons of bitches from all
these different games that are all saying all the normies and bring you
Your ass come play talk off for a week and then call them normies
Call P and the bungalow at his normies come play talk off for a week
That's what you have to do in order to in order to talk shit
period period
You can't
Thing man these people just yapping they yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah
They don't know where we come from. They don't know
Maybe he's right. Maybe hold on a minute. Maybe he was right.
Thanks for changing the last three seconds. They have dramatically changed.
I think take what I paid for.
Yeah.
Yeah.
20,000, man.
What's going on?
He was probably right.
Banks have changed again.
Things have changed yet a second time.
And he is probably most definitely correct.
Pete really didn't help me on this one.
God bless.
have your your back and you pulled your dick out
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh my god
it takes you more slut takes you more
here's some fucking dollars for you
your whore
here take another
This is the purpolous bird in the world.
My name is Davis and today we are talking about the Amethyst Starling, also known as
the Violetback Starling, perhaps the most brilliant bird in Africa.
Guys, I am not a birder.
All chickens, I look at the same and I hate them all equally.
Fuck chickens.
And that is a chicken.
No doubt.
Not a birder.
I'll never be a birder.
And all you guys have been convinced by that heathen lemon
to be birders.
I am not a birder.
If I had a shotgun, I'd pop it out of the sky.
Make little bird chicken wings.
I'm not a birder.
Although that's a pretty cool looking bird.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you hit me, you're racist.
Wait, Peanut, come here. Ram into me, and I think it shoots you up there.
Really?
If you hit me, you're racist.
Right here, you see. Under the bushes.
Under the bushes.
I'll happen get them forced oh my god largest anaconda we've seen and it's
It's going to take all of us to catch her without harming her or us.
So we're backing off a bit to quickly make a plan.
Can't catch you quite that.
I can try.
This is not going to be easy.
She's in a very precarious spot.
She's on that log with water on either side.
I think we should approach on the log and go for her, but we're probably going
to roll into the water.
Everybody goes to help him because it's kind of crazy.
This is everybody listen. This is not everybody
Gladdy in the condo. He wrote into the water. Everybody helping everybody helping. You know pussy. You know pussy
Everybody helping not like hold your camera. Hey smart words. I agreed if she gets a coil around my trunk in my chest
She'll break my ribs and kill me. I'm not gonna let go overhead. I'm telling you right now
God, bro. Give me Steve Erwin in this boat
White Crikey! Just gonna grab the Enaconda. Who cares? Just gonna grab him.
But Steve, Steve, there's a 19-foot crocodile in the water right next to you.
Ah! I'll grab him too. I don't care. Wrong accent. Shit. I don't care. I can't. I'm not Australian.
Okay, all right cupcake is a safe word. I don't know. I have a better idea
That could possibly in this situation be a better safe word than fucking cupcake
just an idea you know just spit bowling throwing things at the wall here
She's gonna strike hold her hold her if you can I gotta get her head
We need help we need help you know what let her get more leverage
Cupcake oh
Just come in dude. It's coming. I'm serious. We're gonna lose it. Okay. I'm just a cure for her. Okay
I have not heard one cupcake call their heads up here her heads up here holder
the
top
of the
top
of the
top of the
Okay.
Oh no!
Johnny, watch out, I got you.
Someone's gotta hold the test like you don't get it.
I'm gonna hold it, please.
All right, I'm coming, Mitch.
Mitch, you have to help the girls.
You can get in there.
Where's her head, Johnny?
Right here.
She's moving, she's moving.
Johnny, can you get in front of her?
I'm losing her head!
She's not gonna hold it!
She's gonna be away!
She's gone.
Clearly a survivor at that size.
That was my fault guys.
I went for the grab and she just dodged me.
They're so strong.
Fortunately, she wasn't hurt and neither were we.
Do they get another chance?
Another shot at capturing her oh shit on to the shallow bank cupcake. We can all surround her and get on top of her head
It could give us an advantage right here
Her heads up here. She's under this log
She's recharging right now right in here. She is unmanageably large
You might have a shot at her here
She's boiled it
by coiling up she makes it difficult for more than two of us to approach at once
and knowing which part of her you are grabbing look at how large oh my god same
as last time if I can secure her head we have a chance
watch out watch out watch out watch out coming through to you guys coming there
just stay with her stay with her I gotta go this way
Go for it!
Go for it!
Yes!
Two hands, two hands, two hands, two hands, two hands, two hands.
Four hands. Everybody on. Everybody on.
Hear me out. We talked earlier about not disturbing the snake.
I'm looking at four people throwing that snake into a rear naked right now.
I'm thinking she might be disturbed
We got her guys. We're doing it. We are doing it.
Okay?
Be gentle underneath it.
Okay.
That's the way. That's the way.
Once this foil is first third is the strongest third.
Yep, I got her.
We can get our chuck of her body into the boat guys.
Okay.
Okay.
You got it?
Yep, I got her.
I got her.
I got her.
It's all right.
Hold her mouth close.
Okay.
You got it.
You got it.
The darkness from this hood will calm her down.
The first coil that's the most dangerous guys. Yeah, you can really sound like a yep. Yeah
Let's go to that area up the river where there's nice flat banks. That's insane
The largest snake I've ever had a whole of the animal king
Okay, all right, listen up, everybody.
We got to get a weight and a length.
Okay.
We have her length.
We have to measure section by section with a length of cord,
using her scales as reference points.
That cut.
The longer she is, the older she is.
I want it.
Look at the size of the snake.
Oh, she's impressive.
Eight.
Nineteen quarter, nineteen quarter.
A 19-footer, not quite as large as the legends, but average females are only around 15 feet.
She's 19-foot.
YouTube just got sourced.
What?
What?!
How did YouTube get taken down?!
Oh my gosh, D-Max UK.
This isn't from his YouTube channel, this is from a fucking TV show! Son of a bitch!
You bet, Cupcake! Cupcake! Cup fucking cake! Damn it! Shit!
Eat this, man, when a bear eats you, a bear eats you as if, like, Hutch was eating food.
like
Cupcake
Are we good YouTube are we back one in the chat YouTube if we're back
No
Cupcake
Two let's get one moment
Jesus bad fucking cupcakes well cupcakes and a condom
Yeah, can you see me the new code, please? Thank you
Give me the new code stream is still down. Yep cupcake cupcake. They're gonna care about you or how you're feeling
What you're going through like it just devours
Alright, let me fix you two. One second. We've been fully suspended. Fucking Jesus,
stowed. Put that shit on a cracker, dude. Put that shit on a cracker, dude. I'm waiting,
I'm gonna have just DM it to me on the discord.
New Tarkov roadmap is up as well.
Okay, we'll check that out after.
YouTube chat is literally all yelling cupcake.
Yeah, fuck yourself. Yep. Yep, you good sir. You can go fuck yourself. I ended it. I ended
it. I ended it. I ended it. Might just be down for a second, oh hell. My entire chat is just
the YouTube chat yelling cupcake. I feel so bad.
Oh, never mind. Sorry. Sorry.
Going back. Going back.
Let me get you back up one moment.
Good side. One moment. Good side.
Son of a bitch.
YouTube.
Output settings.
Right up, save, okay, and start stream.
All right, let me know if that works.
It should work, it should work.
If it's this song should.
I like that.
and immediately get a lot of parts of this game are super solid and really fun it does
have some issues that I want to go cover so the first one in my opinion at least some of
the games that I played felt very empty even with a hundred players all teams max 100 players
in the map with how big it was felt very empty so at first I thought was just because it
was a huge map but you know the more I thought about it it's actually a bigger problem
because the game gives players a lot of reasons not to move around,
not to attack enemy players,
and basically just to not interact with the actual fights,
which at least I find extremely fun.
So part of it is that players are split between logistics,
so the helicopter pilots, and then fobs.
So all the builders, you know, they're not fighting,
they're just building up the bases and eventually murdering you.
But then also sniping, travel, and learning the game as well.
Of course, this will get better as people learn the game.
But the issue is that players are not incentivized to go and attack other players.
Camping in this game is really, really strong.
The time to kill is really quick, though it does go up as you get better armor.
And basically, if you are a slow player, if you're not with the squad,
it can be basically impossible to travel across the map
unless you have some sort of vehicle
because you're just going to get sniped or gunned down
from some person who's camping in a bush.
And the issue is that this game really incentivizes camping.
And the reason is, is you have this kit, you buy this kit, it costs, you know,
a fair amount of money that you have to save between rounds.
And when you go into zone, if you die, you lose your entire kit and you have to
re-buy it.
So what does this incentivize?
It incentivizes people staying in the zone because you get money for every
second you stay in the zone, not dying because again, it takes time for you to
get back to the zone and you lose your kit if you die.
And the easiest way to get kills is camping in a bush and killing people who
are running by.
and really the only solution to this is running with a squad that can revive you.
So it's just something to keep in mind.
The game does feel empty from time to time,
especially if you have a team that's not willing to run around,
or if the other teams are just like sticking in their bases, not really interacting,
and it can be like, you know, a few minutes from gunfight to gunfight.
I'm used to that from games like Escape from Tarkov,
but I do think that maybe there are different ways that could be, you know, this could be bounce.
I just feel that I'm waiting for him to say what he said this game have incentivized players not to actually fight other players and
That maybe you know some changes can be made it so that that
You know players are more incentivized to fight each other that being
Listen, I don't like
This video is literally
Fundamentally, I don't like how the game is made to be played is what he said which again I
I mean we just uploaded a video of my first thoughts. I mean after I played the game for the first time and I didn't know how the game
I didn't know how to play the game. I've kind of thought the exact same thing
And then after day two whenever I started learning the game
I started learning how to find the pvp and where people are and how the game works and logistics and circle
Whatever the game got a lot more fun. So I understand where this take is coming from but what I don't enjoy and I don't know if it's just because
this was clipped out of context. I don't know. But like, okay, everything what you just said
sounds good. What would be the fix? Because everything that you just said, there really
isn't a fix to it. That's just how the game is played. You know, like, I don't, I don't understand.
Like, yeah, everything you just said, fucking cool. So what would, how do you fix it? You
You can't just say, games feel empty, fix it.
Doesn't make any sense.
Thousand versus a thousand, good luck finding a server
that is able to run a thousand versus a thousand
with destructibles, helicopters flying through the sky,
this, that, and the other.
I'm gonna be honest, it just kind of sounds
like a skill issue a little bit, you know,
or not really a skill issue,
but more of like a knowledge issue.
Like if you can't find people,
you ain't looking in the right spots.
Yes, there are games that just suck, but, you know, majority of the time the games are pretty fun, I don't know.
I don't like watching videos like this where it's just like, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad.
I'm not gonna say what I think could make it better, I'm just gonna say it's bad.
But again, it could be cut out of context.
Deep beneath the earth, and you can hear something down there with you making terrifying noises and breaking rocks.
So terrified you swing your torch around and see
Is that an elephant?
Yeah, as nuts as it sounds
This is a very real thing that can happen and you probably have a very valid question about it
What the fuck is an elephant doing at Y11?
Well, this is no ordinary elephant. No the Pachyderm digging a elevator is actually from a very specific tribe of African bush
YouTube streamers back up specifically around Mount Elegon on the border of Kenya and Uganda and they are in that
Mining for diamonds, but it's salt. That's what I said sodium chloride. Uh, dude
That would be salt see salt
Is a very important mineral in your body
regulates like your blood pressure fluids and muscle contractions
I don't know if you noticed this but elephants are kind of big which means they need a lot
of salt and usually when they don't get it they eat literal dirt but cave elephants like
a father with a loving family at home.
No, YouTube got that refresh, it's a new stream up.
Kizmir Elgon is a dormant volcano.
Blah, this is a bad one.
Yo, did we make it into this?
Fuck everybody.
Do we do it? Are we doing it? I'm doing it. Here, Jamie. I'm on T.A.
Black friends. I lost one that I said to you in front of him. He got pretty mad. He's like,
you can't. Hey, man. Hey, be quick. One. Thanks for coming out for sure. Always. Listen,
I'ma be honest, I've seen this, and I ain't no Cowboys fan.
I am a Cowboys hater, but this speech is electric.
This is right, okay?
But the play style is right.
It's right.
I'm proud of you guys for that.
But I saw something I've never seen before.
25 years in the NFL.
An entire section cheering for one man.
Yeah, man, we're going to win this at home!
We're going to win this at home!
We're going to win this at home!
We're going to win this!
well. That was an incredible win. I am very fortunate to be amongst you and to play in
the same field, we're the same star holding on our chest and I'm proud of us. I'm proud
of how far we've come. This game, fate, brought us here as strangers, but this game, this
star of this team will make us brothers.
That's a bad man right there. That's a bad man right there.
Aura. Aura. Aura. He's the first...
isn't he the first Native American in the NFL?
Did I hear that statistic right?
Dude, that's so cool.
So it's Navajo.
First Navajo, yes, got it.
Navajo Nation.
That's cool, man.
That's cool.
That's really cool.
That's awesome.
I'm peanut! I drink two voodoo rangers a night and eat two Big Macs every night!
And I die every six game I play in Tarkov!
And I have a 2.4 KED!
Not really, but...
I'm peanut! I drink two voodoo rangers a night and eat two Big Macs every night!
And I die every six game-
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's fucking kids that I'm playing against, snored out
or all, and G Fuel all day.
And they just like know what I'm going to do.
They know what I'm going to do.
Seven moves ahead.
Now I have a point.
Yo, hold on a minute.
You know, people always say me and Tim look very similar.
But it isn't until right now that I'm kind of seeing it.
I'm kinda like-
PUSH!
BLOCK!
PERRY!
PUSH!
BLOCK!
PERRY!
PUSH!
BLOCK!
PERRY!
PUSH!
BLOCK!
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Peace
Still getting it done
Peace
Aw
I'm going, stay free
What do you got there?
A block camera
We threw them out
I'm Jimmy Balds
in the name of freedom and constriction.
Thanks Jimmy.
We won't be sold.
Thanks Jimmy!
Thanks Jimmy!
I'm gonna really get the commuter.
Jimmy Bowls.
Thanks Jimmy.
I was saying thanks Jimmy just made that so much better.
Hutch was gigantic. He was like 9,000 pounds and 25 feet tall and we were sitting at a table together and
he was like a giant in Game of Thrones and we were sitting there and we were talking,
we were laughing, we were eating. There's meat all over the table and all this stuff. We're having
a good time. Everybody was there. Tim was there, like clock was there. It was weird. And then all of a
sudden he turned into that thing and he was like, ah, and all the food started just going into
his mouth and he was eating it. It was scary, man. It was like bloody and his eyes were popping
out he was looking at music eat me next and and then i woke up it was fucking insane man like i've
yo there ain't no way he's dreaming about me
eaten hot what that is not true he made it up he had to have made it up that is not true
at all a massive glacier broken it fell 4,000 feet wait what the flood started
cuz hutch fell out of his chair
The amount of defamation, the amount of defamation that I'm hearing is unbelievable.
I thought it was because he was running to the kitchen.
You bastard!
You piece of shit!
Maybe that was the earthquake.
That might have been the magnitude 7 earthquake.
Shut it, bitch.
Heathenism!
Heathenism!
Heathenism!
Heathenism!
You bastards!
What's this?
Over the past year, things have gotten weird.
Household debt has hit a record high, inflation keeps climbing, the job market's tanking
and now we seem to be on the brink of World War 3.
But right in the middle of all of that, there's a cartoon peanut pulling some of the biggest
streaming numbers the internet has ever seen.
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo, what the fuck?
Hold on, where, how did we get here?
How how did we how did we get here?
Do we watch this last video do we watch this I mean, I'll tell you he kind of got my attention
He averages like 50 on switch and like 80 on YouTube he's bigger than cost
No, the strange part is the worst thing seems to get it the bigger the burn peanut becomes
What?
Okay, so we're going to get a little finance out of this for a second here, but stick with
me.
A recession is what happens when the economy takes a serious nose dive and stays down.
And when that happens, people change.
Would they buy changes?
Would they watch changes?
Their behavior in general can hit a total of 180.
There's a theory called the Lipstick Index.
It suggests that when money gets tight, people stop buying designer purses.
But they'll still grab a nice bottle of lipstick.
It's small, it's affordable, and for a moment, it makes you feel like things
are normal.
So why does that matter here?
Well, because the peanut is kind of like...
PENUTS LIPSTICK!
Lipstick.
I don't understand a cheaper version of anything,
but as something people turn to,
when everything else starts to become exhausting.
I honestly think that the burp peanut
is brought to Twitch,
something it's never had.
There was a hole in streaming
that no one really recognized.
Well, except for peanut.
My whole life has been changed
when I found this stupid little peanut!
Almost overnight,
this cult-like following informed.
You love him, I love him!
You don't know him!
Hey!
Noo-noo-noo!
Peanut realized something about gaming, and decided he wanted to fix it.
If you've worked with an Xbox 360, you already know exactly what Peanut was talking about
here.
Back then, gaming was more about having fun than anything else.
boot up below 3 on a Saturday morning, and you and your brother would spend hours in
spirit screaming.
But things started to change, ranked gamers began to climb in popular bodies that sweaty,
and then Fortnite showed up and kind of just charged them.
Epic games started rolling out cashmines, with tournaments that literally anyone could
allow to re-pash prizes.
You and your friends could pay out up to $100 from your embed room without ever wagering
a dollar.
That had never really existed in a pool gaming culture in a new direction suddenly tryharding was the only way to plug
And if that sounds familiar it should because the same thing was happening everywhere else
If you are living paycheck to paycheck don't worry
You're not alone throughout the 2010s the job market got more competitive social media had everyone comparing themselves to people
I thought the puzzle culture showed up and swallowed everything whole.
And now that one place that used to ask nothing of you, the place you went to specifically to
turn your brain off, was asking you to perform too.
Why do I only play Zerbil?
Because I don't have to sweat my absolute balls off.
But here's the thing, it didn't just change how people played, it changed what they watched
too.
Heisco gameplay became the content.
The crazier the clip, the more it blew up.
Now when Peanut first started streaming in early 2022, that was still the blueprint.
Be good at the game, and people will tune in.
When I first started streaming, I copied everyone else.
I was like, okay, what are these guys doing there?
First off, they're being the best.
At the time, he was still knowing Oman is the burnt peanut, but the character didn't
exist yet.
He was still trying to copy the guys at the top.
With the face game on, Gameplay Front and Center focused on being good at the game.
On paper, he was doing everything right, but it didn't work.
And honestly, the fact that it didn't-
W Golf Cart?
W Golf Cart?
For blurring out the face.
W Mans.
W Mans, honestly.
A lot of people would've kept the face on there
for like that little extra, you know,
boost and viewership, not this guy.
He blurred it out.
That's actually goat-like behavior.
What a guy.
Is really what makes this story interesting
because it forced me not to get creative.
So I mentioned earlier
that the job market has gotten more competitive.
I mean, between AI taking jobs
and the fact that the degree is no longer
guarantee a career,
finding a job you actually like is tough.
Here's the thing though.
You'll have to wait for your dream job
to just magically appear.
You can build it on a wall.
WAP is hands down the best platform to start your business on.
It's the world where the characters don't even connect and transact.
It's a little different.
Think of like Baby Yoda.
Characters like that have a certain kind of universal appeal
that Wet Kim just can't compete with.
So he taught himself Blunder,
built a character from scratch.
A peanut, fully 3D,
ready to track his face in real time.
Did you already have that kind of variable?
Did you even do that?
No, I learned everything on hand as I went.
Blinder, like I learned all by myself.
I'm gonna tell you, oh my God,
Blinder is pissing me off so much.
I'll sit there and I'll like,
I have that fire hat that has fire on the top.
That should be like eight hours.
Eight hours of sitting there and just trying to work
how fire worked.
I almost punched a hole in my wall.
But after eight hours,
you figure it out and then you can use it forever.
The peanut became the face of the whole operation.
But here's what made it work.
You can still see his actual eyes and mouth.
It gave him a way to show genuine personality.
He looked like shit.
He looked like shit.
He just don't have.
Let me see if I can lure him in.
Like a moth to a flame.
Peanut's goal with this new direction
and beyond just the character. He stopped trying to be the best player in the lobby.
The goal wasn't to impress people in it, it was to have fun. To bring back that feeling
games used to have before everything got so competitive.
On the day you would sit down on your couch, you'd play Halo 3.
You and your brother, you'd be, you know, calling each other fat and you've beaten
the shit they've done.
Good morning.
That's what I try to bring back.
I want my bungalows to sit there and feel like I'm on the couch with them.
And we're just having fun.
Like, we're just hanging out.
Like, they're my boys.
This voice has changed.
I mean, bro, go look at my voice.
Go look at my voice whenever I first started this shit to where I'm at now.
Now scream for nine hours a day for the last year and change and tell me if your voice change stays the same
While you're also getting older
Course mics get different or you know you change mics. I mean a lot of things change, bro
So baby
Alright a F on baby
It's more fun that way that's what I would want to watch
Yeah, that's why I do what I do.
When he first wrote out this new character in January of 2024,
he averaged just six viewers.
Six.
And nothing really changed overnight.
But he kept going.
He stuck to a schedule or finding...
January 2024.
That is insanity.
Like where he has gotten to 207 followers.
And a year and some change is fucking bonkers.
Character creating new outfits and virtual sets, basically building out the world around
the peanut, piece by piece.
And slowly people started to show up.
By the end of 2024, he was averaging nearly 1200 viewers, which on its own is already
I'm retarded but compared to what was about to happen. It was nothing
There's a streamer named the burnt peanut who has been everywhere lately, you know the burnt peanut the burnt peanut
The burnt peanut is a name that I am hearing
Constantly, I honestly think that the burnt peanut has brought the twitch something. It's never had
I can't help not to watch the burnt peanut. He's all over my feet most popular streamer currently in the world
The burnt peanut, literal peanut, you know with a face
There's right now a guy named the burnt peanut. He's dressed like a peanut. He looks like a peanut. He have more voice than CNN
So how does that happen? It was really a few things coming together at the right time. Let's go back to the lipstick
This looks great, Mia!
The University of Michigan has been running a survey for decades that measures how optimistic
consumers feel about their personal finances and the broader economy.
The scale runs from 50 to 100.
Let's try this again.
The University of Michigan has been running a survey for decades that measures how optimistic
consumers feel about their personal finances and the broader economy.
The scale runs from 50 to 100, 100 means life is good, money's flowing, we're buying the
designer bags, 50 means the opposite, no extra cash, tough times, lipstick side of the spectrum.
In early 2025 that consumer index sat at 71.7, not amazing but decent, then started dropping.
So the University of Michigan takes America's pulse on how they feel the economy is going
every month and the initial reading for November is not good at all.
By November 2025, it had fallen all the way down to 51.0.
Your average American was staring down damn near rock bottom conditions.
Now, late peanuts average viewership over that same timeline.
Month by month, you'll notice something.
In November, the exact month the consumer index bombs, trans viewership is at an all
time high.
And I really think the state of the world plays a massive role in that spike.
I'll speak for myself here, but it feels like recently I can work harder than I ever have and still feel like I'm falling a step behind.
I mean, my rent keeps going up, groceries keep going up, insurance keeps going up, everything's more expensive, and to be honest, it's kind of exhausting.
The last thing I want to do after working some ungodly hours is get on cod and get absolutely riled by some sweat.
Every major game right now is practically unplayable, unless you spend countless hours actually grinding it.
Gaming as a whole has felt pretty stale for a minute now, which is where the next piece of the puzzle comes in.
Arc Riders released in October of 2025 and did it in a big way.
Over 264,000 people jumped in within the first two days alone, and that number kept climbing.
By the end of November, over 481,000 players across all platforms were playing in day one.
So, what made this game stick out when so many others had failed?
Well, because it worked for more than one type of player, the dryhards were still
there loading in to kill other players or find the most efficient way to get the
But the game wasn't built around killing players.
The main goal was to find the most valuable stuff you could get and get out.
That meant if you just wanted to run around with your friends and have a good time, you
could do that.
And that unlocked something that a lot of multiplayer games had quietly killed over
the years.
The ability to just hang out, to mess around, to die laughing instead of dying frustrated.
Our creators kind of made it so the casual players can understand.
Extraction shooters very easily.
The game gave casual players a reason to show up and a reason to stay.
I'm there! There I am! There I am!
Dammit!
Ames, but he wasn't trying to be the best.
I'm not there anymore.
There I am! There I am!
There I am!
Ehhh, what's going on?
Hey, I'll sign autographs later.
Ha ha ha!
God!
Community.
And in November 2025,
he pulled off what is probably his biggest community moment ever.
Not just his community, though.
The streaming community is a whole.
Come on, you gotta let me live, man.
You don't need to do this.
It's just walk me like a dog to the extract come on. Let's go. Oh
Oh, it's this clip. Oh
Oh.
Oh.
That's what I'm getting remembered for, motherfucker!
Motherfuckin' shut up, fuckin' shit!
Dammit!
Please, no!
No!
No!
Dammit!
So it started as a bit.
I call out a couple of tweets, starting to an all-out war.
Ready yourself, fucking ladders!
Punch in his feet and all the punnets,
they will hold nothing back!
But neither will we!
Give them nothing but take everything ready to steal boys and let's ride!
Streamers picked sides, their communities followed, and eventually the whole thing had taken on the life of its own.
Boys hunt the zombies in the Northeast! Get them!
I want one shot, you're flanking!
Me too! Me too!
Fire!
I'm not declaring war or picking sides against somebody whose AFK stream gets more viewers
than me.
I want my gift back.
This is why you're talking about me.
At the height of the war, Peanut's peak concurrent viewership hit nearly 93,000.
And only three months later, he was the most watched streamer on all of Twitch, beating
out Jinxie, XUC, and countless other names that had dominated the platform for years.
I think that peanut was like the biggest thing that probably could have ever happened to like
the streaming and gaming world.
I agree.
He's changed people's outlooks on video games and just streaming in general and I think he's
helped a ton, like a ton of streamers of like, oh, let's have fun again, you know,
like that's what was missing.
Now the current state of the world in Arc Raiders definitely created the perfect
stage for peanut to shine.
We've seen it a million times, where someone's the face of the internet one day and gone the next.
Peanut, however, has continued to evolve since he first popped off.
He's built a deeper connection with his fan base while remaining one of the biggest streamers in the world.
It's not a surprise. It's no just an accident that Burt Peanut has literally 40 to 50,000 people watching him live.
Let me repeat that. 40 to 50,000.
I think-
Let me go ahead and correct you on one platform.
Now double it.
There are three things that really separate them from the rest of the crowd the first is the avatar itself
Not as a gimmick, but it's a design decision that removes something most streamers don't even realize they're doing when you watch a regular streamer
You're always aware you're watching a person a real face on a screen means you're comparing
Are they attractive? Do they seem confident? How much is a chain cost? Why am I not on?
Are they attractive?
Check it out
My arms don't bend very much because I've done I've been working out so I can't straighten them out. So it kind of looks like I'm
Trying to hide a boner, but I swear it's not that
I can't do it
They're level all of that runs in the background whether you want it to or not
It's the same mechanism that makes Instagram exhausting everyone is posting about their picture perfect life
And you're stuck measuring yourself against another person the peanut removes all of that
There's no face to compare yourself to, nothing tangible you can't afford, just a voice, and
a character, and a game.
This mod, do you ever call me a team mood jack black?
Let's go ahead and ban him.
Second thing is that he's genuinely average at most games, and doesn't pretend to be
otherwise.
He dies.
He makes bad calls.
He laughs about it.
And a world that had spent the better part of a decade worshipping skills the thing
worth watching, here was a guy who was having fun in spite of losing, and making
everyone watching feel like they're allowed to do the same.
The third thing is the consistency.
In January of 2024, he had six viewers, and he streamed anyway, February slightly more.
At a schedule that averaged over 150 hours per month, he just kept going.
And when everything finally exploded and the industry started paying attention, he said
something in an interview to kind of stuck with me.
Has it hit you yet?
Um, not really.
I don't really do anything different.
I mean, I still doordash the Big Macs.
I drive a $900 box.
I mean, that thing's gonna explode any day, I'm telling you.
I don't know, I just, like, every day I hop on the street, it's the same room, it's the same guys.
I'm not sitting there like, oh dude, I'm, you know, it's big shoo-man out, it really doesn't feel like that.
Like, it feels just like I'm at home, and it's just like, it's everything I do, so nothing really changed all that much.
Here's the thing I keep coming back to. Halo 3 launched in September 2007.
Two months later, the housing market started to collapse.
The financial crisis that defined a generation was beginning,
And millions of people were about to lose their jobs, their homes, their sense of stability.
And in the middle of all that, those couch sessions Peanut Talks about became load-bearing,
the escape valve, the place where you could close the door on everything falling apart
outside and just play.
The lipstick for this moment wasn't a product, it wasn't a trend, it was a cartoon Peanut
playing Arc Raiders at midnight and laughing every time he died.
The Economist in you wants a cleaner explanation, but I think the honest one is simpler.
People were tired, they found somewhere to rest, and it just so happened it looked
like a cartoon Peanut.
If you've made it this far in the video, I just wanted to say thanks for watching.
Feel free to hit the subscribe button, like the video, all the YouTube stuff.
Mods!
We also have a community on WAP where we post-
Mods post this gentleman's YouTube in the chat and all chats right now!
Don't give him a sub.
I'm gonna be honest, and I'm not just saying this.
This might be one of my favorite YouTube videos that I've really ever watched about
just the whole situation.
Like, that's- Dude, this guy did a fantastic job, and he did it in a way where he
wasn't sucking anybody off.
He was just presenting the facts respectfully
and in a way where it was just like,
hey, generate your own opinion.
W. Golf Cart and a chat.
Go give him a sub, go give him a like.
Make sure you like the video itself.
Obviously we watched it here, but go give it a like.
Wow, W. Golf Cart, what a beast.
What a beast, that was a great video, man.
All right, that was a fantastic video, wow.
You know, it's funny, it's funny seeing other people break down, you know, because when I think about the, the, the Bungulator War and, you know, that time that we had, like I forget kind of how crazy that, that time for us was, you know, because you, you misremember things.
It's not the fact that I don't think about it and I don't treasure that because it was really, really cool.
so much fun. But when you're in the moment, what is the term? You don't know you're in
the good times until you're out of them or some shit like that. How does that go? Close
enough. There it is. You don't know you're in a good time till it's over. Yeah, exactly.
I think we're going to have better time. So truly, you know, it's one thing that I've
been very happy about, like with our whole little group that we've kind of formed. And
you know, it's literally just a bunch of people who enjoy playing games together.
Is everybody still, you know, there's no drama. There's no bullshit. It really
is just a bunch of friends hanging out playing and enjoying each other's company while
playing video games, you know?
You don't know you're in the good days.
You don't know that you're in the good old days
till the good old days are gone.
There it is.
Thank you, Gage.
Yeah, I mean, bro, it was dude-os.
Super cool, man.
It's super cool seeing the outsider's perspective of it.
It's super cool.
But yeah, I mean, dude, it's awesome.
I hope we can do it now, and I
hope we can continue to do it.
Cool, that's really cool. That was a good video. That was a really good video. That was awesome. I was freaking sick. I
Did get a great job. Did he not?
Mmm
Well video just got here the mods were posting it I just take a look at the chat
You'll probably see it. All right, so if you weren't here yesterday, I'll give you a little progress report on the class
We lost everything but last night I decided that I was going to liquidate before today stream
So off stream I sold everything in my scab containers and ransom scabs myself
And made a little bit of money. So last night after I liquidated pretty much everything we are now up to 7.3 million
Um didn't really do too much other than again. We just we sold the bulk of of the scab junk boxes
That's literally it. We just sat here and we sold everything
Yesterday we had to stream. I think I like 400k and I was like I really don't want to start my stream tomorrow with just
Selling everything so I'm just gonna do it now
Ran a couple scab runs as well
Scav rep is up to 1.5 4 3 not the greatest, but you know it's something it's something boss
It's something
Honestly, that was gonna be a little bit higher, but I killed a couple of players gaps. They deserved it. I swear
So we're having a good day today, man. We're having a good day today. I also bought some some ammo. I do it
I'm gonna be honest. I was so tired yesterday. I fell asleep so quick
So quick bro like I I laid down and I was like I'm gonna wake up and I'm gonna so I'm gonna buy some more
I didn't wake up. I was just asleep my GGs GGs. No, Riri GGs
So hopefully today's a good day
We need to run scab on repeat
we are going to run scab on repeat and
and
And look for streamer items. I think
think from what I know, we still need, we're gonna need Sprats, which I don't think I have.
We need Sprats, we need the VHS tape, which we literally need every single time we go
for cap.
I don't know why I just neglect ever keeping it.
We need Sprats, VHS tape, Pestilli mask.
We got a lot of like the really difficult ones.
We need Peanuts mask.
Evasion Arband, I don't believe is included.
We need the mustache.
We need a good amount of stuff.
I mean, we're not like Uber close, but we're also not super far away.
So I'ma be real.
The fact that we are done with Shooter Born is the greatest news of all time.
It truly is just fantastic.
I got Nick pulled up.
It looks like he's in the middle of a run, so let's go and do our own run real quick.
Now here's my question.
Since we are making money, do we go streets for the potential to kill PMCs and make money,
or do we go factory and just rotate our scabs fast?
I feel like streets would be more fun.
Oh, there's a new tweet, Tarkov Roadmap. Let's take a look at that. Is it just coming
from the official Tarkov, oh right here. Also, announcement, B and PNUT are going to be competing
in the, I guess there's a tournament coming up that PNUT signed us both up for. It's
kind of similar to the last tournament we were in for the solo stuff where it's like,
literally just us um i don't even know i don't even know what the fuck it is but
we're in it so we're gonna be in a tournament not together we're gonna be
competing but we're gonna be hanging out on the discord talking shit to one
another all right patch 1.1.5.0 ranked league system lighthouse
reworks the lightkeeper task and chain rework 1.2 pve prestige bot spawn AI
behavior raid reconnect system X Phil brothers program unity six client game
server performance optimization I'm looking forward to that updated
vegetation visuals Halloween event and then 1.4 point zero zero December season
two launch new location end of the line new boss Pava dear ally healing knockdown
state with recovery. Oh shit. First-person magazine loading animations. Thank God.
We're no longer loading in our inventory. Containers with gear presets. Huge.
Simpler GPS system. Huge. New weapon content. FAMAS and G3. Cool. New
customization option in the expansion hub. Awesome. Quality of life improvements.
Huge yo, I've said it before I'm gonna say it again. I
Think I think they're cooking. I think they're cooking. I've seen a lot of tweets about how this season
Not didn't let people down, but it wasn't as good as people thought it was gonna be or some bullshit like that
I'm gonna be honest. I even at this point. Maybe it's the cupcake phase. I'm still enjoying the absolute shit out of Tarkov
I'm really still having a lot of fun. I
I think that these guys are Sergey is just cooking
Cooking I think Sergey is cooking cupcake
Yeah, he's cooking our IPP's a culinary optimist prime
Wait, was that, was that, did that happen?
Did that just happen?
they come in threes always comes in threes how insane bro and it happens again what
the fuck that would be fourth no cuz that one younger girl as well damn dude pocket
The hell is happening? The voice of Optimus Prime!
Damn, dude, it's insanity. Oh, dude. All right, oh, we got a nice little kid here.
All righty, where's our extractor it's gonna be making our way towards ventilation shaft
will kill hopefully a PMC on the way
Now we have to run scabs on repeat today gentlemen, we absolutely have to
Gotta get our scab ripped to 3.0 before we start turning in our streamer items
And we gotta make sure we're taking car extracts out on the repeat as well.
No Nick, today we're gonna link up with Nick after this game.
I thought that was gonna be, uh, I thought that was an AI.
Okay.
Now I have a question if I run a scavron and I die do I not get any XP for that?
Or no no rep I mean damn so maybe factory is the way for this dude. I thought that was a fucking
All right, let's get a kid on. Let's get ready to thrive
All righty, that's already good we have literally zero headphones zero helmets God yesterday was a tragedy now. Holy shit
Whoo
We go in the art of start
Don't have too much in 80, but I don't want to build
Another expensive gun yet.
There's that.
Holy shits KC coming in with the 25 gifted down
Don't some lovin' here for the big dog coming in with the 25 of my men
W's in the chat for KC
KC I appreciate the love bro
Thank you so much for the 25er man
W's in the chat my man. I'm a man
Welcome everybody the community and the family of advocacy coming in absolute legend, bro. Thank you for the love, dude
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Let's own I live home
Always home
I
Wait how much in what did I say I have not a lot
Your beast bro, thank you for the love man truly. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. W's in a chat absolute beast. I
appreciate you man
I
Nick is ready. Oh my good. Hello. What's up, baby? Hey, good morning
Big dog. Good morning. Good morning. Oh, I'm shit. I'm shit. Are you shit and pissing?
I'm two for two from the fucking
100%
In blue
I'm gonna throw the fuck out of the way.
I just thought this was gonna be a fucking fucker that I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hell yeah, bro.
Are you ready to thrive today?
Yes, I'm gonna seize.
I mean, bro, we-
I'm gonna have a really good day.
I'm two for two, man.
We keep it going.
Three for three.
I'm pumped.
Listen, man, you call the maps.
Honestly, you invite me today and you just make sure it's a daytime rage.
You just gonna be shitin'.
And I'm gonna be shitin' and pissin'.
Listen today.
like after a long week where you've neglected your wife you haven't hung out with her literally at all
you know and then you finally you're like baby i'm taking the day off i'm back let's go wherever
you want you want you want to steak dinner let's go get a steak dinner you know that's where i'm at
with you right now wherever you want to go a gupa can go and his wizard is right next to him
let's ride my mother fucking wizards my wizard my wizard i got a little to chonk i i went on
the food run you'd have been proud of me i went on the food run look at you i look at you i got a
little water water i got a little water boss good for you let's have a good day today boys
I love hay bags little tijanka. I made my first gun roll made my first gun. Well check it, but I
Helped okay. I did what they told me to you know me. Yeah. Yeah, and what was that gun?
It's an M4 a1. We're calling it m poor
Yeah, oh my I just turned in I just turned in a stream right on accident
Okay, off to a hot start.
No more barters, no more barters.
That went back onto the list, guys.
That went back onto the list.
Oh, damn it, man!
Hot start.
Well, that'll happen. That'll happen.
Luckily, it's not a super hard one to find.
So, it is what it is.
Okay, let's do it.
All I'm asking is, we run scav runs on repeat.
Yes. Yes. Good. Today is the money that is up. Yeah. I I the first
camera and I went on I killed a guy took all his shit got a bunch of food and
that got out. Give me a moment.
KC coming in with the 100 gift and die bomb.
Oh my man.
Thank you for a 100 gift and KC, absolute legend.
Absolute legend.
I appreciate you bro.
W's in the chat for KC.
These don't come with armor.
I literally did the trade, these don't either.
I'm gonna cry.
I am going to fucking cry.
Thank you, KC.
I appreciate you, bro.
You're a legend, man.
Thank you for the love, dude.
W's in the chat for KC.
What a beast!
Alrighty, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Getting blown up over here, man.
What were you saying, sorry?
Bitch, you're good, big dog, you're good.
Bitch, plus it.
Just a good day, you know?
I do need to sell a bunch of shit.
It's getting to that point.
I have a little bit of space at the bottom,
but if it's just like a bunch of backpacks, it's over.
OK.
All right, you want to cross that road when we get to it?
You want to set up for a day of success?
OK.
I got backpack inside backpack inside backpack.
Got it.
I'm trying.
Got it.
Nick, check hideout and use some of your.
KC, bro.
I appreciate you, man.
Thank you so much for love, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you
Listen to this guy listen to this guy
What a guy bro, what a guy don't worry pretty soon you gonna need some ammo and I'll bring it in for you
Yeah, look I can upgrade my vents because I got a fucking motor
Oh my God!
KC with another 25 disguised as an animal!
KC, I appreciate you, bro.
Absolute legend.
Holy shit, dude.
Thank you for the love, man.
Thank you for the gift.
You're a beast.
Thank you so much.
My goodness gracious.
Absolute legend man. Thank you for love bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
W's in the chat
Ship
Fuck mother. Yes. Damn it. Oh my gosh
That was bad that was bad that was bad. That's why you keep all that shit. You know
Chewie! Chewie thank you for the 25 gifted as well man. I appreciate you bro. Dummy's
in the chat for chewing absolute beast come on come on come on now oh that was a good
one chewy bro thank you so much for the love man thank you thank you thank you everybody
I appreciate y'all absolute monsters today absolute monsters fucking legends. Thank you boys. Thank you
Squirt with the 50
Holy shit, okay, bro, we bout to hit 16 again
Did we already hit it?
Oh my God!
What the fuck is going on?
What the hell is going on?
We are already back to 16,000 subs!
Holy Shit!
W's in the chat.
Absolute Monsters man. Thank you guys so much for love. More importantly, thank you guys
for gifting an opportunity to grow the community and let people watch with no ads. You guys
are absolute legends and I love you. I love you bitch! Thank you for love man. Thank
you, thank you, thank you boys.
Holy Shit!
Level 10.
Monsters man monsters monsters monsters
W's in the chats crazy dude crazy crazy crazy
Crazy crazy crazy Ro Killa man. Thank you so much for the 20 gifted as well man
Oh my god. Thank you so much for the love, Ro Killa. Thank you for the 20, dude. Y'all
breaking the sub alerts. Unbelievable. Clutch, thank you for the 11 months, Ro Killa with
the 20. PB with a 10 gifted. Slightly, Quattro with a 46. PB, thank you, man. Sinister, thank
for the 10 gifted as well. Oh dude, I have fallen behind. I have fallen behind daddy. Thank you for
the five gifted nurse. Thank you for the five gifted as well. Havoc gig and chat. Thank you guys.
Everybody coming in with the tier ones. Thank you as well. Doug gamer. Thank you for the 20.
You better. What is that? You better get Nick. He talking about y'all did was super
I don't know where I do it. I'm so frustrated. All y'all dead was your sniper question yesterday and lost all his loot
Jokely, of course, but it is hilarious. Good luck. I talk off runs today. I appreciate you man. Thank you for the love, bro
Bro kill it. Thank you for the thousand bits and everybody who I miss. Thank you mix
Thank you so much for the 10 gifted sinister. Thank you give the 10 gifted
Unbelievable man. Thank you guys. Holy shit
I
Absolute monsters bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Let me invite Nick. I
Appreciate you, man. Thank you for the prime
Whoo, I got me snazzy
Skash even the five months corrupt. They give it a team on frigid. Thank you for the five gifted man
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Holy shit
going crazy this morning, man.
Going absolutely nuts.
All right, are we ready?
No, almost ready, though.
No.
No, I'm not ready, boss.
Quiet, fat man.
Quiet.
Fat boy.
Quiet over there.
Paper filter mine. I know you could do this bro
Fucking racks for some TP
Bro, it's I told you that's why shoreline is so good right now
We can just farm people who are also doing hideout or get you hideout items yourself
Yeah, yeah, I didn't know I didn't know that when when you were to when you were doing when you were saying all this
I didn't know that this is what it meant. Yeah
Well, we and we both know you you have that IRL network lag, right?
You know you want you a little retarded. So now you finally cope a couple days later. You realize
Right, like two plus two doesn't even five just like you for we can we go over what we went over two days ago?
She said yes. Yeah, uh-huh
Usually they would say no and I'd be left behind usually usually yeah, I'm like that. I'm like that fucking
Hmm, like that bronchiosaurus in the moon
Where they gave the hat behind and she's doing the fact to walk with the group
Mm-hmm. There's a bunch of philosophy Raptors Jason. Yep. Mmm. I'd leave you behind. I know you would I'll leave you by my survival situation
It's nothing against you. I just I gotta watch out for myself
just know that
In that kind of a situation
Hmm, you ain't keeping up with me. That's why I kick you right in your ankle, right? Like I would sense danger
Yeah, since danger and I would immediately take your ankle out
It needs to be you get ahead if I get it now. I'm out. I'm going. Yeah, yeah
Me like I just I already preemptively put pebbles in your shoe, but not even like little around clicking on your name view profile
Okay. Yeah, hold on. Yeah, now. I'm gonna go. I'm a view hideout here. I am where's your gym?
No, I don't you made one bro. Don't do this. I haven't made one yet
Let me look let me see what I need to do the name for let me see let me see let me see
Let me see slow in the game. It's let me see let me see. I should be able to do it like right now
Alrighty we should have a gym in three hours
hours. Okay. Hold on. Let me just see. Yeah, you have landmark added. You have landmark
added. Do landmark Jim. Enter. No way, bro. No way. You got it. You got it. Yeah. Oh,
Shit. Oh I
Just used I just used glorious is Jim myself. Oh
How do you do it? Oh, you walk up to it walk up to the bench and you got a click left click when the when it's in the circle
Oh my oh my gosh Helen Keller is that you I walk right back up to it again you got one more try
Come on, lock in, lock in, lock in.
Two.
There it is.
Three.
There it is.
Four.
There it is.
Five.
There she is.
Six.
There she is.
Seven.
Yep.
Eight.
Oh.
Yep.
Eight.
Oh.
Sweet God.
Eight.
Yep, we've lost it.
Oh.
OK.
No.
And there she goes.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
You hit her with a car.
You hit her with a car.
Oh my god, you got the last one.
He hit that one.
Holy shit.
So what was that? What did I do? So you up you you you love it up your strength
So like you do the equivalent of like a rate and a half two raids worth of strength in that one moment
Plus 11.7 you see that yeah, it's a good now. Yeah, I mean look I just did mine
I got 14.56 so I went you can literally click on your skills in that whole green bars what you just did and
It's for strength and endurance
my god. So, and you can work out once every, is it every day chat or the twice a day? How
often can we do it? 24 hours. So you'll be able to do it again tomorrow. Okay. Oh, that
is awesome. Right. Okay. T'Chonka. All right. A little bit of water, water, water.
Okay. Water boss. We're good, baby. All right. Roll, man. Let's rock. Let's go.
Let's rock. Hop us around a little bit today. Hop us around a little bit.
Because you know, like we get, if we get comfortable for one moment, man,
you got, you know,
I can't I we we got it
Well, I got keys for everywhere I got a lot of shit no matter where I go so
Okay, now explain to me about in my hideout. I got a place to refill my agua
Yeah, that's saying you want to drink you want to drink it down to like one one and then refill it
Yep, and you can refill it for free. I don't know. I've never done that
I'm not listen Nick. I'm like you are with quests, but with my hideout like everyone always tells me how to do your hideout
How'd you I do your hideout, and I just don't listen to them, and I call names potentially slurs
No, I'm doing it
Hideout is definitely worth it like there is in no world is a hideout not worth it
Yeah, I'm doing I mean it's crazy. Oh
It's amazing and then you can craft ammo or craft items that are like expensive for cheaper
and then sell them on the market to make a lot of cash.
Yeah, I do this.
You know, I think one of the craziest things about this for me,
I know you can relate because you grinded Arc Raiders with me.
I know we keep going back to it, but Arc Raiders was my first extraction shooter.
I had never played a game like that.
So now that we're past Arc Raiders, we're playing this.
I'm kind of going from the inferior game to the superior game.
And I'm just blown away.
But this motherfucking game.
You remember whenever we would talk and I would explain like how there was no depth to to arc Raiders
And I would always reference Tarkov and you never knew. Yeah, you never knew what I was talking about
And I was like, you know, look, there's no community market. There's no this there's no that and we're over here putting fucking ducks above our bed
That's all we had. We had fucking ducks
We could even pick where the ducks at
to me and I had never even seen the like you went to the big amusement park. I'm at the little one
and I'm thinking this is the best we got. Yep. Nah, man.
Yep. Bird City, Chad Bird City. Bird City! Did you see the roadmap that they're coming out with?
They posted a roadmap Tarkov did and supposedly in December we're getting a down state in this
game as well. And Tarkov, so like when you get shot, if it's not a headshot I'm guessing,
you go into a down state where your boy can revive you, you don't just instantly die.
That's gonna be fun. Yeah, that'd be great. Kind of like art.
Yeah. I think, and they also said they're making quality of life changes, which is
like, you know, to make the game a little bit more streamlined. And they're adding
a GPS, a better GPS system, so people can actually find their ways around the map.
Do you think they're understanding how hard the game is for all these new players that
are trying to play it?
And they're like, you know, maybe if we just like tone it back a bit, I think a small amount,
it'll be perfect.
No doubt.
No doubt.
Yeah, no doubt.
I think that they, they kind of got, Arc Raiders was the first game that kind of like,
not put them in their place, but kind of showed them like, okay, yeah, everyone
likes the hardcore.
But if we make it a little less, it can still be hardcore, very hard game, but
a little bit more welcoming to the new player. A lot more people will play our game.
Right. Because that's it. Like the game is great. It's just it's such a steep learning curve that
I mean you got to put in 500 quality hours like not wasteful not just making trying to make it
bio. We're talking like probably a thousand hours just to even understand how to play the game.
Right. Like they they got it. They taught that.
They cut that to 250 like
Yeah, no, I mean you're not wrong
I mean imagine trying to play this shit by you like by you and your friends starting up without any help like I did it
I did it
It's a summit man summit me and summit whenever I first started bro
I was 50 viewers if someone wasn't on he'd never really played I played by myself and
It was fucking it was health
Nothing about it was easy
Every day, what am I am I tired from my gym session? Is that what my icon is? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, you'll have that debuff. Don't worry about it
What is it? It's just basically telling you that you can't work out. That's it. It's like very small debuffs
But nothing to actually care about that. It's crazy
Is it making me tired quicker? I
Think so, but I'm not enough to where it's like you don't want to work out. I'm noticing it though
I'm
I feel like I'm gonna see my endurance going down clear. Where are we? We're so far away from we we got worse fun
We got the absolute worst fun
Which means when we approach they're already gonna be inside so it is gonna be pretty sketchy
Well, maybe we get a couple big kills on people that have already killed people and then we max went you know
There it is. You got your red rubble and paracord. I got it. Yeah
paracord yes
I'm 31 but I'm also stronger than you see I'm the same
Yeah, I've higher endurance and higher strength. Now what we can't start doing, we can start
investing in Trimadals. And with your stats and my stats, we can pretty much run forever.
So you buy a Trimadal, you pop it at the beginning of your raid, it's what I gave
you before and we can literally run from our spawn to this resort on one stamina
the pool I make it so much noise I'm sorry
you're okay I like that you recognize it
they can peek us from that everywhere literally
everywhere is it one of those we just kind of grab your nuts and listen I'm gonna pop
a small ib pro
I don't know how to get up there. I'm going to go from the side.
No, no, no, just climb up. Just climb up. Bolt up. Erin, you're safe.
Just walk up to the box, bolt up the box, then bolt up on top of the front of the vehicle and then climb up.
All righty.
We're just going to slowly walk.
Yeah, it's just, you just listen.
I don't think there's anyone here yet, but never know.
Checking mark is not open.
Alright I got audio in front.
I don't know what that is, but something, sounds like a scav.
Your flashlight?
Yep, I'm sorry.
Make sure I don't know.
All right, so I think there's gonna be someone in admin,
for sure.
definitely a scab close yeah are you what are you running are you running scope
Careful, careful, careful, careful.
Got a hollow.
Okay, got it.
I'll loot this room.
Did you use your key?
Yeah.
308.
That 308 is good because if we jump over this median there's a bunch of computers over here.
Oh nice.
I got a big backpack too Rob, I'll be able to carry a bunch of shit.
Yeah.
And Nikita is already having to tell people to relax on the knockdown state everyone's
freaking out.
All right, the computers are done?
Yeah, people aren't going to like that one, right?
Well, you know, here's the thing, people like they're very stuck in their ways with
this game and how things should be and like especially the normal dark off
graders like what we talked about people are just so disconnected with how
difficult this game is because they have ten thousand hours you know it's like
how can you how can you understand what new players are going through when you
haven't gone through it and you put ten thousand fifteen thousand twenty thousand
hours into the game, it's like, at some point you've just put so many in that you can't
really appeal to the people, oh, oh, yeah, sounds hyper shot, deep on the right, I don't
know if that was towards us, but, no, it wasn't towards us.
They could be trying to come in.
All these doors are locked.
I'm looking outside.
I don't see anything.
Right, we stay on this side.
Loot these rooms.
Soap.
I need soap.
I can do it.
Go in there.
Get on.
Would you want this loot I can leave but oh fuck no keep looting
Listen, bro. We're just you see room with looting it walk in there
We're just on this side so that we can listen for this guy who used her chew
I didn't know if you open it with a key or something
All of its free game take whatever bro, so that back back up
You said soaps going for 20. Yeah. Okay.
Saturday. Are you outside? No, no, no. I'm right here next to you. What'd you hear?
I hear like just crunching. You hear the crunching? I heard a little bit. He could
have vaulted through the window below us first floor.
Hear that? That's crabbing. That's a player down there crabbing, open slow.
I'm like it's gonna be first floor here
Scav we're good
Yep
So what we're really scared of is someone coming right down there and peeking that corner, okay? Oh granny
I didn't hear
couple spread steps. Yeah, it's just walking. Listen. Yep.
So there we go. I have more audio far right now as outside. Could be underneath this as
as well, potentially.
It's a scab.
I'm talking.
Yeah, that's what we heard.
that's you I'm inside this room yeah it's not me running I saw me running could be a
scat
That's a player be saying where's it at was just down the hallway
Down the hallway it's not like maybe under like under us a little bit. I'm not really sure though
All right, just show for a sec
You're still inside the room, right?
Yeah.
I see you.
You see me?
Yeah, I'm right here to the room across from you to your left.
Okay.
Nice and quiet.
Very nice and slow.
I think we're getting to...
I think today's gonna be a shit day.
I think we're getting to I think I think fucking today's gonna be a huge day. I agree. We're starting to get it. We're starting to get it
Yeah, I think it's just yeah, no, there's no basement on this that's West East there is no basement
I loot every single one of these scabs, loot all the bags, loot everything.
So with the scabs, you don't really care about the guns or the armor and shit.
No not even the ammo.
All you care about when you're looting scabs is their pockets and their backpack because
they can have like a lot of rare shit.
You can loot a scab and he has a mark room key worth 6 million.
And you can tell, yes you can tell when you open up their body, you can tell when you open
up their body and you see the experience gained is like 1200, 1500, that means they have
something good on them.
Oh shit.
Where do you see the experience game?
Bottom left.
Bottom left.
They're gone.
Maybe bottom right?
Bottom right.
Yeah, your other left, your other left, your other left, your other left, your other left.
Less than three.
I
Know in front of us, so I say that we go now it'll think we have free room up
Yeah, sure sure
They're running
I
Right scab they show you like nine times though. Yeah, it's just a scab
You get it yeah scabs are dead
She's gonna go second floor real quick hit the free room, and then we are good to
Go over to admin
Get that weapon crate there's gonna be bags in that room as well to the left
Bags you're one run in some you're yeah, I ran for a second
Could have been me, could have been them.
Come back to you now.
Ooh, fence.
I wonder if that cell is for anything.
Chad, does fence cell for anything?
It's the first time I've seen him this way.
One of them wins!
You?
Yeah.
Yeah, me.
Oh, eh, eh, player!
Left!
There's a player, right?
Where?
Jack?
Are you with me?
I'm inside of a room right now.
Hutch?
Is that is that him who just shot? Oh
I'm muted. Sorry. Yeah, I'm in here. I'm second floor. Where are you at and a hole on second floor?
He's he shot glass though. He went out
Was the up
On second floor like right when we get to the top of this staircase. He was holding me
Really?
It was a big dude
Okay, so he was like towards this staircase all black out armor shit
He's running over you're running. That's it. Yeah, I hear. I hear it. You remember, right? Yeah, you're right. Yeah
He's dating me. Okay
Made me again. Yep. I got you
I'm literally getting a phone call as I'm holding this
Jesus Mother fuckers
Hold it up. No, no, no holding in now had to hang up the damn phone
Jesse
Throwing nades in my fucking
He's still up that was an insane peek by him. Yeah, this guy's weird. Just be careful
We win this.
I'm fucking BK, bro.
I'm gonna get ready to get a little acrobat here.
Yeah, do it.
Push me?
Or no?
No, I don't think so.
Just hold that corner.
That's your right.
No, I'm not running.
Might be two.
Bro, you're on mute again, man.
There might be two.
There might be.
Brother, I'm getting phone calls.
I'm getting fucking spammed.
I think there's two.
God, hell, we're in the fight.
I think there's two.
I think there's two.
OK.
There's one on third, one on second potentially here.
I'm just coming back in my car.
Yeah, just close your corners.
Hold this thing going worse. Fucking place the whole angle of all time.
I
Have people on all sides of this son
on. Okay.
There's just no where to sit in this room. Yeah, we're in a bad
spot right now is what it is.
Are you in your room like back like back on the hallway a
little bit across from 219 I'm in like the middle of the hallway yeah okay
the hell you guys doing man
I
So I'm talking to you are you talking to them me talking to them
The hell you guys doing hey
The hell are you doing my guys creeping up on me yep
Blame a tariff off your French ate you fuck the French
push me bro. yeah alright. I'm trying to nade. I'm trying to nade it. this guy's
stream sniping bro. I'm trying to nade the balcony from outside man.
come on. how does he know? how does he?
I'm in.
Name again. Yeah, there's two.
There's two. We're in a bad spot here.
Just tell me if they're pushing me, okay? I can't really tell you. I'm in just as bad of a spot. You have a guy holding you on your side of the
hole. I have a guy holding me on my side of the
Who is he?
Question.
He's questioning.
Trying to hit me.
Push me.
week I'm glad I'm using to come out to you he's weak I'm in the torso really weak
are you dead I still love looking towards me though
doing great bro keep plugging away
fucking that peak up.
Mealing.
Yep.
Do you think he fell back up with his peak?
Yeah.
He got hurt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's you, right?
Yeah.
I'm moving on these guys.
that's you right yeah I'm moving on these guys
take your time let me heal up full yeah
Is he outside?
i'm like he was outside
smother fucker bro
You're doing great.
He's pushing.
He's trying to hit again.
I hit him again, but I'm dead.
Go away, bro.
Such fucking bullshit, man! I can't do anything!
I
Can't jump off chat. I'm too far away from both
I would jump off, but I can't come too far away from entry points. They'll just shoot me for free
That guy staying on staircase. He has window. He shoots me from I mean, it's just bad. Everything's bad. Everything's bad. I
Swear I dude if there was anything I could have done to push out. I've been trying to left hand peek this fucking loser
I don't I can't wait to look at these stats
There's no way that's the first one we get right
Like there's no way that these are the first the first guys that we get
There's just no way right
Oh
Hey, bro, I mean dude, he's fucking just absolutely cheating his dick obvious 71% survival rating
Fuck the hours, bro 71% level 45 and 231 raids
166 survived out of 231 like that's just not real no
I don't think so. I'm gonna hit him with it. I don't think so. I don't think so. I'd love
to see what the other guy stats are because I guarantee you he's absolute dog shit. Just
instant fucking taps me
The only thing suss about that guy is the survival the 71% is disgusting I
Understand a lot of you guys are retarded. You don't know what to look for with these cheaters
But whenever we're talking about someone in their survival score
If you think that a cheater is just someone running around
Aimbotting everybody like I don't know what what to tell you exactly like that's just not what people do
majority of the time, especially when people are power leveling, all they care about is surviving.
I mean, we have a 56 survival rating with 5,000 hours and a 1.47 KD, but look at how many raids
it took us to get to this point. 44, I'm a little 44, I have 478 raids. That guy had a,
what was this, a hundred and something raids? And he was the exact same level with a 70%
since survival rating fuck the KD the amount of efficiency that that guy is
doing every single rate I mean the dude is batting 9,000 you're looking at
Barry Bonds and saying that he isn't juicing like it just doesn't it just I
don't know I don't know it just sometimes whenever I go against those guys I mean
bro we called yesterday it was a streamer that was just an absolute beast I
I mean, it could just be an incredible player, but I think that that guy is.
I don't think he's real.
If it sounds too good to be true, I think it usually is.
If it smells like shit and it looks like shit, it's usually shit.
It could be legit.
Whatever, fuck him.
Whatever, whatever.
That's a shitty first rate.
That fucking blows.
That blows.
I don't want to go with HK.
Is there a way I can build the HK and not make it so expensive?
Like is there a way I can...
The dog shit strikes twice.
Yeah, amen.
Yeah, we'll run a scav.
I think mid-west I think I can put on it, right?
Let me look.
HK just might not be a scoped,
it might just be a hollow only type of build to be honest.
71, uh, and what if I put this on there?
68, that's not terrible.
But how expensive is this build gonna be?
That's my question.
Yeah, not bad at all 240 isn't crazy Nick Nick is already
I'm telling you man, he's giving a shit and I love to see it.
my
Way there
Living on a prayer
I mean what what's the what what could have been the play there boys
I mean if I jump out of the window there like I just I have nothing around me
Like I can't jump out of the window and run into first floor and change the fight location up
He just peeks me over the overhead and I die
I mean maybe I play the the
Balcony's but even if I play the balcony's the guy's has a right-hand peek out of front door and I die
If I jump out the other side
He could
I mean, there's just nowhere for me to go. I'm just playing underneath
You go roof you can go into balconies
I just don't know I don't know what to do I
I just feel like we got caught in a really bad location which again like brothers guys were able to move up. I wish I
Could I don't know I don't know I
Don't know it's a rough first one
There's a rough first one that's a rough first one
We'll be all right first one of the day
I'm sorry.
Meets in your pants.
Scratch some backpacks.
Are you winning?
Bad first race.
Okay, okay, I have nothing.
Yep.
How you feeling, big dog?
Talk to me.
I'm tight.
Yeah, what happened?
I mean, I got, I got back into a room.
There's nowhere to go in the room.
Yeah.
You know, I, uh, you were in like the worst fucking spot.
I don't even know how to explain it.
I'm not, but it's not a purposeful bad spot.
I'm just losing the room.
Yeah.
And it's like, there's a guy at the hallway.
I tell you, he's at the hallway.
You get a phone call.
So you can't move on it. You're trying to figure your shit out. So he
So then the other guy wraps around from
Like under or over now now you're in a pinch. So you can't help. You can't even peek or help. So he can just push my
You know what I'm doing the whole you know what I'm doing. You know what I'm doing. I
Block the fucking number. I blocked the number 10 grenades like he's just throwing nades
He goes out around he throws a man on the balcony on the balcony again
He throws two so I have to back up now. I got chat telling me to play like a different angle
There's no angle to play. No, you were dead on the bed, and you just you just hope that you pre-fire
There it is. You're done. I'm gonna talk off. Yeah
No, that was just a day that was all shit. I was all shit. I'd take blame for that one
I like so I had two rooms and
The guy after the phone call he was on the other side. He was holding me the only thing
I could have done different is commit to dying and full swing that motherfucker
But even if I kill him your guy then shoots me in the back of the head and I'm we're back to square one
But at least one of them is maybe dead, but probably not
Just I gotta be able to fuck and apparently I only hit him two or three times
Joe saying I like the info really tell you really can't even tell I mean I
I definitely hit him once in the arm and then like we're kind of like traded and then when I hit him once in the arm
He hit me twice in the arm in the chest great. I don't know. That's just pisses me off so bad
They play too scared. We were doing we swing it to his right hand. I mean I
Make the only thing to be fair like hutches that hutches clearly the better player on the team if we're a 2v2
And they're very geared. I'm always gonna try to like
Played it to let punch work
Before I just swing and die that's fucking dumb. Yeah, no you didn't you didn't play that wrong
You didn't play that bad ball. So it was just a shitty situation. We got a long day ahead of a short term
We good we're gonna get kids start to the scab run. Let's go pick up a couple PMC's
We're good bro. We do no shooter born. We in the trenches shore, but it's gonna be great going forward guaranteed
We're good. We're good. We're good. This is how you felt yesterday. Now I gotta bring you back. Come back home, Nick. Come back home. It's gonna be okay, boss. We got this.
Is that player scab who died?
Oh, the house is in the lows.
That's down lane, some shots.
I'm coming.
I don't really know where to do that.
There's all coming out.
That's it.
That's an ugly guy.
Oh, shit.
It's a fucking people.
He hit me once.
Head shot at him.
He's dead.
No way.
I'm dead.
Oh, my gosh.
Suck him up.
Oh, what do you need?
What do you need?
Oh, you guys are doing good.
I got heals as well.
Easy suck them up suck them up
So little we're gonna heal me back up man. I so this is kind of like a small little grizzly
Yep, the only thing it doesn't do that a grizzly does is fix fractures
But everyone typically runs the Lewis so Lewis and like a split and you're good to rock
I
Also, I liquidated yesterday all my scab junk boxes, so I mean I'm at like six mil so we're good
We are good. Oh, you just pie. That's a little 30 pop him right in the fucking head
I know he's pissed. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Welcome take no prisoners today Nick no prisoners
No, never we don't have any time for prisoners. No
These will be a great day. I already know it. I feel it in my loins, you know, I can still not
expand my arms
Or extend my arms. I'm still fucked up. Oh
Oh
Sorry about it. I woke up this morning. I was like, I thought I was a raptor
Little baby t-rex little baby t-rex
That's scary more chunky
What was this guy doing bro? He's got some some stuff looting dude
This is the map to do it on
You didn't have a great gun, though.
No. But he was poor, so he came here.
Okay.
Ready?
Ready.
All righty.
Actually, I'll show you this room. Come in there.
So, in this building, you have the filing cabinets.
He's going to sell it. Take gun and sell it. Take gun and sell it.
Grabbing the gun real quick.
Mm-hmm.
Coming on in.
It's like these dead bodies that are static.
Definitely worth looting.
Found some pretty good ammo in one of them.
And this box right here can be a rare spawn.
Doesn't happen as much.
You're good.
You're not gonna miss anything.
There's so much loot in this building.
And this room over here, these are all filing cabinets.
and a couple computers
computers
computers
I have no there's much ammo here
I have no space
I'm full loot
uh come take my bag
I have a good backpack I have a good backpack
oh you got it okay let's go
let's get out of here
it's not the way you you you you you loot
and then and then and then we'll go
you get it alright
you have any ventilation shaft
let's see
I do I do I do I do
This is called pig room usually has rare items that spawn next to the pigs fucking
Looks like gab on a night out
Then we can go upstairs
That's a flag on the plate flag on the plate flag on the play holding offense five or penalty yards
Unnecessary roughness by the orbs
You have dollars all ready come on this way
Then if we go up a floor, there can be these loose spods right here.
We have a whole floor up here.
We have a dead body.
Do you do you how do you drop things out of your inventory?
Press the lead on them.
Are you actually press that? Yeah.
How do you press that?
This take your hands off the key.
Take my hand off and delete it.
Lots of us typically like a mind that you can play where you
don't have to change your hand.
right maybe like a fucking yeah I just for me there's so many keybinds in this
game non-crucial keybinds like dropping an item Eric turn around over here I
feel like I'm dropping items all day though isn't that like a good one I mean
it's not it's not life or death like there's so many keybinds like if it's
life or death I'll keybind it to something I need look at that Pab9
right here it's a great round you know what you're not take it take it take it
oh so those are boxes and oh yeah and then if you find two boxes of the same
ammo and they're not huge you can just unload them and they'll stack AP rounds
right here take these I can buy those you can't
Okay, so we got to drop a grenade, maybe.
I'll drop a grenade for you.
All righty.
Put my hand on the blade for you.
Clear to loot at this.
Now we're going to go across.
Another bag here, an easy way to tell if ammo is bad for the most part is especially with
like AR.
If you click on the round and it doesn't have a black tip, typically they're bad.
Yeah, if it has a red tip, they're pretty good. If it's any other color, it's pretty ass
Okay, there is exceptions like seven and forty
Oh something else on
Scav there is exceptions to that for sure, but for the most part that's like an easy way to tell
I think I hear something all right. It's a scap
I don't say the ventilation. They nerfed it 7 and 40 but not to the point where it's like
unusable. Igolnik I think is the best one.
If we make these ones count, we're gonna be chilling.
100%.
These are the ones that you gotta make count, man, you know.
Ooh, don't I need, do I need that?
I don't know, I do.
Just keep moving.
B.S. our best.
For Penn and Igolnik for overall, right?
Let's go this way.
This building in front of us all around it is mines on that sidewalk across from us
So these sidewalks you're good. It's just would you get close to that?
Exactly
Those are where all the mines are so just typically don't walk around that building unless you're walking through the gates and don't walk on the sidewalks
There's little boxes right here
keep moving
a little bag
you might as well wrap
you think you experienced for looting all this shit?
you do right?
scab it's different
your scab and your PMCs don't share
so like you can run 20 scabs
you're not leveling your PMC at all
Damn yeah, but you can get your scab rep up
You can get to the point with scab rep where you're loading in with like good scopes good guns good ammo the whole nine yards
Jane on bench
What do I drop maybe this eagle drink yeah
All right, what up? Let's get moving. Oh, they're all saying no
What would you oh you drop the gunpowder?
Right here
We're about to leave smoke them if you want it, but you're losing scab rope
We are about to loot another building, smart man.
Look at that guy. That's a scab, ain't it, champ?
Yeah, that's a scab. Where'd you go?
Around here.
Cool.
No, that's good again, you're sacrificing a crucial location for a geobond.
I'm not going to do that.
Okay, what about so I got a donation from this guy saying to ask you about it.
He's saying you need to put two binds on your heavy bleed and high bleed.
So for example, you press for heavy bleed and you release four for high bleed.
Yeah.
You'll like do both.
There are people who do that.
I personally just, I just know better.
But again, I'm very jaded with a lot of these keybinds because I've been doing this for years, these exact keybinds.
So like those might be really good, but I don't use them because I've been doing it a different way for forever.
Okay.
You know, so if that works for you, yeah, if that works for you, definitely rock it.
But for me, it's just a little difficult to change what I've been doing for thousands of hours.
That makes sense, honestly.
the items I needed the purple purple you got stream right I don't know where the
Lord is it's a streamer item it's just a doll that you need to turn in for Kappa
okay
You I know you say you don't need anything, but I feel like it's just kind of worth it
I'm gonna bring you a bag just so again we can make the most amount of money possibly trade
It's only 70k we paid for that with this camera
So I got your bag
Is the thick item case your item no, bitch it is not
I'm going to go back to the
five gifted man. Paradox deaf
game and thank you guys so much
for the five are thank you for
the fiverr as well do can you
please tell Nick he played it
well his jump shot bounce the
guys helmet. All right I got
you bounce the bullet off that guy's head. So during one of those free fires.
I appreciate you. I appreciate you. I'm sorry to be a little eore man, but I don't know.
I don't know. You're good. For this long, man. I gotta get better, man. Now I'm over it.
Well, think of it like this. Now you know that that room specifically, every time you
walk in there, you're like, I don't want to get caught in here. And if you're hearing
audio and it's running towards you, your first instinct shouldn't be, I'm going to sit here
in a bad location and hear more. Your first instinct should be, okay, audio is coming this way.
I'm going to walk or sprint to a location to where I can fight them and feel comfortable
where I'm fighting them at. Does that make sense? Right. Now, obviously, that was my fault
as well because I could have ran out of there and tried to get a better location for you.
Yeah, but you know, it is what it is.
That's okay.
It was not your fault.
You had a guy behind you.
It's just the timing and all.
I kind of play like a little bitch.
That phone call sucked.
I played like a little bitch because I, and to be honest, I don't know if I would
change it.
I'm trying to let you work a little bit.
No, I don't think we played bad.
I die.
Yeah.
I do not think you played it bad.
I think you being the insurance policy is definitely the smartest way to go
about it.
100%
Expand them once we once we start making a shit ton of money and we're being successful like crazy
Then you start risking your kids because you have a lot to fall back on
Smart smart
Yeah, I saw RIP man RIP
Look at me, bro. I'm making my own shit over here, bro. Look at this bro. Did I I might have fucked it up
I didn't damn it
Let me look I
I almost did.
What are you looking for?
I'm looking for empor, but I can't buy this site.
Is that what's going on?
Because it's red.
Sorry, I changed it.
OK.
OK.
No, no, no.
Just press the symbol.
Press the symbol to the left.
I tried.
It wouldn't let me.
Do it again really quick, just so I can see.
OK.
Oh, hold on, open and pour, open.
Yes.
Okay.
So you see how it says green?
You see how it says, yeah.
So you saw, you saw how it said it was green at the bottom.
So that shows that you have all the parts.
So you can just hit ignore, hit ignore in that box and the entire gun will be
assembled besides what you don't have.
Now hit escape, put the gun on and go in your inventory and see if you have
any hollows that you can put on there instead of doing it through there.
Okay.
What was that site called, Jet?
You probably know.
That was the M3 something.
Jen, let me look.
That was the XPS3, whatever the fuck.
And I have extra if you would like one.
That's super cheap for me.
No.
OK, sounds good.
You just saw one of them.
You can just do a symbol and scroll.
Yeah, that'll work.
553 is great.
Okay.
Now.
Not that one. The other one. You put the Rama Rama bot on
put the 553 on. That one's kind of ass.
Okay, control.
We're up with that. All right.
553
They work.
Yeah, there you go.
Okay, nice.
Is it backwards?
No, no, no, it just looks like that.
It's different than the other ones.
Remove ears, put on FastMT,
remove trooper from FastMT.
Okay, move ears.
Yeah, so we're not going to watch the GTA trailer whenever it drops at two.
We're going to wait till three and then watch it at three altogether.
So the embargo or the DMCA restrictions, we cannot watch it on its actual release time
at two.
But once three o'clock comes around, EST, then we can watch it.
Oh, got it.
So it's got a, got a, it comes out of three years today.
Wait, so I can't watch it when it comes out, Gaff?
I suggest, thank you.
You can watch it then I will be watching it absolutely I will be watching it
Also three EST
GTA is dropping that video if you want to watch it with me. They have definitely think it's time to or we should definitely watch it
Yeah, I'm down. I'm down. All right. Are we allowed to though? I heard was really weird. There's a lot of weird they came out
They said
She really makes sure because they'll fucking hammer. Yeah, they they they they tweeted today quick clarification
You are free to live stream an extended look from 3 p.m. Eastern time on August 27 providing you adhere to the platform specific guidance
And you do not simply restream or repost the unedited video and full without context or commentary
Okay, I was kind of like half paying attention. Does that mean that we do we're good?
I think it means we're good. I'm gonna send it to you specifically so you can read it yourself
There you go you have bags I do basically means we just have to react that's it
Thank you Brandon Brandon said yes I was right so we're good he's he's watching big dog
Okay
Stay strong
running like an old bloodhound cash oh sure how much I buy sessions by all ten
now only buy what you need only buy what you need
you
Good mother fucker
I gotta do it. I really gotta do it. I ain't datin' to it, man. Need the PKs.
I
You're bringing up you're you're bringing a bag or no, I can't remember yes
I got your bag. I got your bag. I got your bag. I got your bag. I got your bag
I'm sorry, Bob. It takes me a little while now. I gotta make all this. I got you, bro. I got you good
Okay, I'm good. All right hiding screen
Thank you.
Yeah, I appreciate you, Scrape, thank you, Ben.
Yeah, I like it.
It came out really well.
Thank you.
Yo David a 500 bits have you heard another one is oh yeah, I just saw that yo day appreciate
the 500 man watch row thinking for the gift and nugget and W thinking for the love
I hear the water, not good.
Don't be bad spawn, don't be bad spawn, don't be bad spawn, it's terrible spawn.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
I'll drop your bag when we get up here after our first sprint.
Love it.
We're going to hit West this time.
Are you just like it better over there?
You like the angles better?
West's a little easier to hold, yeah.
West, it's two floors, not three.
There's three floors.
But it's like it's a lot more restricted and there's a basement
So if all else fails and we feel like we're losing we go into the basement and fight in the fucking dark
shoot toes
back there
Gotta be careful though, this is a pretty hot spot people. I've been rotating through here a lot lately. I don't know why
I'll have you start investing in your kids a little bit more and grabbing some trim and
the world has had a first
yes
and we'll get rid of all of these
I have this M41 gun built
it's really cheap you know
I'm just trying to slowly start adding to that
to beef it up a little bit so we gotta
you know
100% that's the way to do it
I'm hearing shots
it sounds like they could be an admin already
of the
you have some
in in in in in in in in in in
alright
that's it that's a player
oh
nope nope in front of him on the right
to the right in that little side room maybe done here I think you went to the
right I think like he's in this room over here yeah I throw it was a bit it
was a big you're talking right you're talking no I don't hear him talking you
Might be underneath from this way
Here's someone's Britain might be at the staircase
He's underneath
Be careful
Yeah, I'm underneath right now.
We can take it slow, man.
We don't need to, you know, yeah, yeah.
That was a big boy, bro was it?
door.
Lab breath is closed.
Hold that angle Oh he closed that bitch thank you went under
potentially here
Yeah, you wait I think you went to Labyrinth
Come down here Nick change change maps. Yeah, he changed maps
He's creeping he's creeping
something's got come to you
yeah it might be this guy
looks good, set all these bags, start smacking bags here
It should be, it should be a bonus of work, I mean, just scan it, though, yeah, I'm just saying.
Yeah.
Bro, I don't know what is up lately, if it's just me, but the amount of spam calls I'm getting, brother,
is making me want to lose my fucking shit.
I got another one.
You, you answer, like, when someone calls you, you answer the phone while you're sharing?
No, never.
But it's on my desk, so it's shaking my fucking hand.
All my chats saying same so it's not just me. No it's saying yeah, I'm again
How are they getting my fucking number we just go we go on like a we go on like a like a sheet or something, man
Let's get him take me off the damn sheet BP great animal
You know, I know this has told me it's black tip
What was that?
That might have been my box.
No, no, I hear something up there.
Yeah, you do, you do, you do.
I'd say it's a scav. Yeah, it sounds like a scav.
Careful of that window cross.
Ending up 301 now.
killed that guy too, bro.
What happened?
You just slipped through your fingers?
Oh, shit.
Deep right.
Across the hallway.
Player?
Yeah.
There's just like a corner peek me and shot.
Are you alive?
Yeah.
Oh, he's all the way in east.
Yep.
got it
and use that bookshelf get out of that peak
okay are you third?
yeah I'm third right now
I wouldn't come up here if he's peeking that he might peek up top as well
I'll have a scope I'm gonna try and get out of here
I'm out
you have scope?
not a scope or double-hollow gaming right now
already
go to admin, yeah, but I'm gonna go to admin, start with the computer stuff
yep, uh, well we gotta be careful, since there is one in east, he can peek admin and kill us
though it's not free, like no matter what we do, we're gonna have to push this guy
this door
I'm coming to you
i'm gonna buy it
something at the end of that i think it was a scav though
yeah i saw it too scav
then come this way
we're gonna have to push east
he was on second floor correct
Yeah, end of the hallway on the right side.
Yeah, why don't we just loot? Can we loot Abbot or can we not even get up there?
We can. He can peek us and kill us.
This is one of those situations where we're going to have to kill this guy.
Okay.
Load my mag real quick.
Yeah.
Okay.
Ready to roll.
Are you just going for it?
Yeah.
Taking a fucking PK real quick.
We're better, bro. No more of this pussy shit.
I'm just going to hold, come in here, I'm just going to listen for a second, you hear
a footsteps?
last scene second floor yeah
yeah
that's rock
we hear anything yet
it's okay
fucking guy's crazy chef
He's a meth man. He was right here, he was right here.
Got a clue third. Are you the same staircase?
We like this one because you come up, not pinch between two angles, and you have a right hand.
I'm gonna be gay because they only last fucking three seconds.
All right, well, I know he's a rat, yeah, careful, I know he's probably ratting now.
We gotta clear every fucking room.
Walk him.
Watch your heads.
I'd let me get down a hall before you peek, okay?
Down a hall?
Like down a door?
Yeah.
push a good amount of uh, you know, spacing.
Well my game's running like shit today and I don't know why.
I think this guy left me a hard turn to fuck.
Yeah he could have.
Maybe close some programs after this game.
Uh, okay.
There's that PK going away.
Alright, you start hitting those uh, maybe start hitting the bags.
Yep.
watch your head make sure you're crouching on your looting stuff I still
know where this guy could have went it's annoying me
Little bit of stuff in here
Very unsafe window, dude
Didn't give rock nice G1 glass you just touch glass. Yeah, that's me
I'm second floor going from door to door. Cool
Oh wait, no I'm third floor sorry.
Alright.
Flash out.
it's seeming like he ran
I mean he was there and he shot at me it wasn't I mean it wasn't a scape wasn't like a scab peak he just like
no no they wouldn't beat you on second floor like that
they wouldn't beat you
no I'm on first floor I'm on first floor in the middle
I
Don't know what I saw see it goes
Okay, we need like the computer stuff. I gotta fucking get
Nice
40
I
Asked for good yet. No, no, no, no, all right come back up to you
I'm on floor to be dog. Yeah, I hear you shoot hurry hurry up. I
Mean there's only like one area that I haven't cleared I hear you in here
Got the audio so ass
God the audio so ass I'm right here turn around come look this building or come look this door
Yeah, once you're done with that come Luke 2 2 2
Where's open for you?
I'm gonna go and sit I'm gonna go sit in the middle so they can't peek us once you're done looting 2 2 2 come over to me, okay?
I was just gonna say like we could sit out there and we could look at people. They're looting this stuff and headshot them if they're not
From the wall like you do you know yeah
That's not a bus. This guy back over to somebody
We have a player he's in first floor, okay on our side on our side, yep
It's interesting to see how it sounds like a player when he came in.
Are you a 2-2-2?
No, no, no.
It's all you.
Just a little 2-2-2.
It's sounding like a scav.
sound like a scab
Well, I'm.
I'm dead.
Oh, what is this?
Damn, damn.
What'd you get?
Just so much stuff. I don't even know where to like
Do you need an evasion armband I do I got that for you. Oh, yeah
Take scope, okay drop what
Yeah, it's why I've heard you don't need a vision but people in check you tell me I might so I might as well grab it.
I got the armband for you hell yeah
We're yeah, we're yeah, I did Ethan towards the middle middle stairs right here
Drop this for you
I love your greets from Germany.
On the motherfucking ground right now.
Alrighty, cool.
Alright, come up here.
He said it.
Yeah, we're gonna loot third floor.
Come on up here.
Okay.
Come on, come on, come on.
Now, don't peek this until I open the door.
Alrighty, you're good.
Come on in.
only reason I said that is just so if there was someone holding from west wing that you didn't get killed with me
you didn't loot the 226 side when you were in 222 you didn't go to the like through the balcony to the other side
No. Okay, I'll go loot that. You loot this. Yeah, it's a two-part room. Oh, you hear that?
That's players. Players what sounds like in West Wing or in Advent, sorry.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, that's a really good scope in your challenge.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm underneath you.
I'm going down the first floor, wait for you there.
I gotta find something to drop for this, bro.
I gotta find something to drop for this bro.
You gonna have your space in your butt as well?
Nope, on the mount.
Okay.
Yeah, I know we're playing slow Nick is he loots at the pace of a dead snail
But yes learn
He's learning hey man
He learning we all were there. We were all there once upon a time. I say all good or no
No, no, you don't need to ask
It's horrible, yeah.
OK.
I am hearing a player inside of Abbin.
Inside of Abbin, OK.
I'm here, I'm ready.
I'm going to have to drop my bag over if we're going to fight.
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and push over.
I would say don't be too quick to rush.
You might be able to get an angle from the glass.
okay let you on that glass yeah it's me all right head number
thanks for streaming it sounds like sniper scav shooting is someone outside
I mean right it's thousands of hours yeah I mean like wow check you know right
Fuck what I know that shit
He's still in there that you run. Thank you man. Thank you're good to start walking over here
Because they're all yelling to me about like computers and shit. I guess I have like bad items
there
All right, what's this clear the most part
Keep both let's see what you mean
Oh, wow, they didn't loot this?
Oh, they were for sure.
Graphics card.
Do it!
Do it!
that's great. All right. So, you
hear how we've heard a bunch of
sniper shots over there? Yeah.
That tells me that there's
probably someone extra camping.
So we are going to head out a different way. I'm actually going to come to you
We'll come back to you and we're gonna head out through car
Now how do we check to see if cars up?
We oh
Oh
And then we I don't know wait hold
There's someone on I've been now
What's this guy doing?
Oh, oh, and if the car extract is red, that means someone already took it.
Is it red?
I will hold my arm so I'm not surprising
this is just it's like it doesn't stop not bad
You know the player over here. Yeah player dead you got one. Yeah
Oh, what's going on over there? I
Need that hat bro
I
Will tell you I think you did set the record for the longest time it takes to loot
I hate on it, I'm just letting you know I mean we're sad record
You ain't loving on either, but I look look I even hate listen
I'm putting rigs in rigs. You know, you need everything you lost everything yesterday, bro. Remember that
I'm putting it all. Oh
My gosh, Nick. He's a monster
He's a monster. He's a fucking look at the screen bro. Look at my screen. We kill the monster look at my screen
Oh, we kill them. Oh, he's got that
It's your ass over here, bro. No, no, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. You need this
I you know what I'm gonna bring you gun or bring you helmet. Maybe just give me gun
Maybe just give me gun you just want gun. Yeah, cuz I can't carry anything, bro
You should see I mean I could give you my kind of need all my stuff
I'll give you this rig as well. I'm gonna give you this rig as well. It'll help you fit some more stuff
I'm gonna have a fucking panic attack. All right, I'll come we'll do that. We'll do that
Okay, I'm gonna panic attack if you make me. Yes me. I'm coming in already hot. Come to me drop your bag
Let me do some work, okay
Okay, but before you start like
Come down here. I'm down here. So you don't get head-tripping
All right, let's take a little peek at it. Yeah, come down lower lower lower lower
All right, let me look yeah, let me look let me look let me look
Look at it. I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking
Come on now. Listen. I know that shit don't look my I need toilet paper to upgrade my bitch stop smiling
I need toilet paper and I need the little boy and then all the attachments
I mean, I'm just kind of listening chat. See if you get mad at that's all chat
But I needed
Yeah
Yeah, just leave that there give me a just give me a moment sure take a look at it honey. I'm
What is it? No, no, no, no
I don't want to date right now. Let me get all my teeth. I don't want to date really move this
But you like sweet stuff you need those we stuff then you get you sweet stuff, but not be huge right here, bro
What the fuck I got you dog
What the fuck date showers man like candy, but
Watermelon
No, it's not no no got because I
Care about him
No, get on you know get on no he in the gym get on this bitch ass. No we on this motherfucker, bro
You know this mother bitch person
There's a lot of sugar in this, to be true.
Yeah, pop a little, pop a little little monster.
The monster?
The monster?
Alright, put this in there for now.
Put that in there.
I haven't checked the emack out yet.
Lord, Lord, brace me.
Okay.
one for one one for two for two
three for three four for four Chad
does he need does he need gas
analyzers does he need gas
analyzers for the quest or is he
already turned those in?
Hey you like that shit buddy or not?
You like that shit buddy?
Oh you did great!
You did great!
That long dog's right there
You did absolutely fantastic!
I appreciate it.
I do need...
It's not bad.
What do I need, bro?
You need attachments.
I know you need attachments.
I'm going to give you that.
I'm going to give you that.
The growl is good as well.
It's good money.
And everything else is just kind of bullshit.
You don't need any of this.
Take this bag.
Sure bag now.
Come.
Damn.
I'm going to chuck it down the stairs.
I bet.
And then take this gun.
There you go.
Damn.
Damn.
Little MCX.
So is this gun stronger than my gun? Let me see you inspect the ammo which you I gave you a stack you can see the
CBJ rounds the ammo is really good so yes just from the ammo alone you should be
rocking that gun remember gun doesn't matter if the ammo is better it's a
better gun. Hold on, I gotta do this. Come on, let me get it right. Ergonomics and this gun's
ergonomics are low so that ain't great. You want it to be high. Oh you need, he needs the TP.
okay god forbid here's your fucking TP man wait audio don't move
you stay turn around and watch that angle
this guy for good
I
Grab your fucking t-bone
Wait a minute motherfucker
You all learn if hutch keeps doing everything for you no that guy's an idiot that guy's an idiot that guy's an idiot
I literally do the exact same thing with Trey when we're on lab so he can min-max my bag
It's just part of it. Welcome to Tarkov. That is what your teammate does
When someone's worse than the other guy, he helps min-max the bag and you circle the loot into one bag
So the other guy makes the most money until you're both rich and then it doesn't fucking matter
Fuck you whoever said that fuck you
Yeah, fuck. I literally have nicks. You can't even have a little bit. Not even a little one.
But you know, that's the type of people we got, you know? We got a lot of blue collar, do it yourself.
Yeah.
Just a player. Careful, careful, careful. Watch your head. Watch your head. Let's go. Fuck this guy.
Pretty sure that's the guy who we heard die.
Yeah, from the hill probably.
Mm-hmm.
What a great spot you can play on that rock maybe yeah rock top right and people like to play on this hill
The bar is going down faster than then
Yeah, we're right here body. Yeah
Hold on hold up. Wait a minute. We're close. Oh, we're close. Oh, I can't oh
I'm not even getting it back. Yeah lay down a crawl lay down a crawl. We're right here next wrong
Yeah, yeah lay down a crawl you're good. You're gonna shoot me before they shoot you oh
You're alright, you're alright. Sniper's scoffed.
Lay down, crawl, get full stamina, drop your bag,
stand up, pick your bag back up and sprint. If you stand up while your bag is still on your back,
you'll lose more stamina than if you drop it and then pick it back up.
Just gotta spam X.
There you go. Now you stand up, pick it up, and run. There you go. It gets easier. It
gets easier.
Was that word in Arc Raiders when you too much weight in your brain or something?
a word that comes to mind but I don't want to say it oh you got a little you
you got a little vortex this rate as well look at you are you leaving you
good yeah yeah that's what we need cucumber cucumber yo good good good oh
sub-task completed season the initiative let me get big on come on that's a huge
raid that's a huge raid we needed that one just like that we're back and we got
backup kit now now here's the rule you don't change what's working so all of
the new shit you put it in the stash that's another life no upgrades no
upgrades bring the exact same M4 the exact same kit and we keep stacking our
loot okay what's the pacing like like how are we doing on pacing terrible I
spent a little time terrible absolutely horrible but fucking we having a good
time my wizard that's all that matters that's all that matters gained off the
grade yes sir now clean up the inventory just don't even look at how bad
your stash is looking right now and we are going to go do a scab
I
Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb fucking bomb fucking bomb. No, oh
bomb
And
Good, we're gonna roll I repeat good to roll. It's rock green 19. I got a nice little kid too
Kind of ammo this game put me with do not tell me it's some dog ass say do not say
Oh, I got Cotton's beanie. Okay. Listen. There is a chance that I run instantly out of this raid. Okay. Oh
No, I have this beanie. Oh, I have this beanie. No, no, we're good. We're good. I have it all right. I got a press pass
I already got that. Oh, I hit the back button hit back back out back out. I didn't mean to do that back
Thank God it all food and water, bro
You're on a scab you don't need food and water
Oh an error occurred
Please again. I think you got put into a raid without me
It doesn't matter it's a scab run doesn't it's a scab run. I literally you know what's so funny
I've seen that screen and I've seen the back button be floating there before
And I thought to myself I'm gonna click this on accident, but I haven't yet until right then
Yeah, fuck it did put me in a row right back. Yeah. Yeah, do you think I'll put I'll jump in one as well
I was a day going, it's going good, man, we're not doing a sniper quest, it can't go bad.
We died our first one sadly, but I don't think the guy was real, I think that guy was bullshit
any of us French I mean do can we trust the French as far as we can pick them up and throw them let's be honest you know we can't trust the French
never him even talking and being French instantly tells me he's a cheater and he likes to give up
yep
Or people from Florida good thing. I'm from Kentucky. That's a close one
As a European I 100% agree. Dude, my game is running like shit. I don't know why.
Dude, my biceps are so fucking fried. I'm tired of it, grandpa!
Let's to damn bad! Keep digging!
Did someone just get out?
No.
Relaxed room, I'm on a step!
The fuck? The fuck is that guy doing behind the gate?
Bro, if you have more than 500 hours and you're playing like that, you legitimately have never
been loved. Okay, that makes sense. Alright. Okay. Honestly, valid. True, real and valid.
True, real and valid. Let's watch our little protégé. Let's watch our little protégé
They worked. Why don't we?
Look at him. Look at him. He's filing cabinets.
Watch him. Watch him. Watch him. That's what I gotta do to my dog. I'm like, watch him. Watch him.
Really? He gets all worked up.
You how could there be another one? Well my really this bad. I
Need I need these I actually need that we got figured we forgot the rest is right here. Oh
My god, damn. All right bandage cheese. No, we got it
Man, I gotta bring my fucking arm all the way across the
the cheese
Hey, you gotta tall man
He just probably move a fucking pinky finger over or something
Because they got large hands true cheese true
True tell me don't worry about the small stuff
My grandma would hate you
That's all you fucking do
I had eight relays on a scab run and another scab killed me. Let me ask you where you were you're bloating about it
Were you saying hey guys? I got eight, you know
Hey guys, I got so many were you bloating? I would smoke your ass as well. Where do I go?
Smugglers basement
Where does he go, chap?
No.
Left and right.
Left and quick right.
I legitimately have no idea where any of those are other than ventilation, chap.
He has a lot.
I
Down lead ball lay down
Hey, no that guy's doing that guy's doing shooter born that guy is and literal hell
Well, this is my favorite
Time of the game control left click control left who taught this guy wait. I did
Okay. Fuck you. Sure. Oh, yeah. No wonder it takes him literally five hours to get through a shoreline loop.
Holy shit. Lord. Where'd he go, bro? He dropped his bag somewhere? No. He did. No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, he's doing, he's doing shooter born cat.
Tell him he's doing, no, no, no, there's no bag.
There's no bag, no bag.
His chat is lying to him, lies.
No bag, no bag.
What the, ooh, the kitchen, I understand why.
I could have been a big come up down down. Let's go. We're out guys. We got people man. Where do I go? I don't know where to go
You're in discord. He's muted cuz he's a bitch
Down the street the way you were going
This way yep, yep walk in come on come on Nick come on that way. Hello my life
How do you do it? You look very good today back inside where you go you leave
me your head me out the door got it you hit me you're going to leave me today I
need a DC and ice and food of some sort
Chick-fil-a okay we want to order chat what do you want to order what you
I'm not that fat. Out left and
turn right. Taco Bell,
barbecue, Chipotle, Wendy's,
Chipotle. Sounds good. I'd love
to order some Chipotle and if
it sucks, we send it back.
Burrito, white rice, only
chicken, hot sauce, queso.
That's what I want. Burrito.
die literally die all of you in game if you want to be sounded like you in game
no guac no no guac even as i'm
she gave me the phone to order i'm definitely getting two burritos this is where me and timmy
timmy got that kill in the corner i got the kill in the car oh go back you passed it is
Is it right here?
Yo, why does your app look so much cooler than mine?
You're at VIP?
What the fuck?
They didn't offer me no VIP.
You think they oughta?
How much I order?
Salute, big fucking raid.
800K raid?
is it really you you there sorry I was locked in I ordered Chipotle I think I
think I did pretty good scav rating I think maybe oh did I hear a hundred K
also a that's a that PMC slip them up yeah
I love you, though. I mean
No, no, I was talking I was talking to my wife Nick
Shit, it's all right. Hey. Hey, put it on the stash all the stash right back in there
Right back in there. Let's go make some more money
I also got a key card for labs apparently
Oh
Yes fucking sniper
Taging so take the scope take the scope and take the ammo out of the mag
Scope and who the fuck is texting me no way it's closed
Can they open you think can they open maybe if we send a strongly worded email
I'm just gonna take it. I was keeping it. It's so close. That is some bullshit
Yeah, yeah, yeah
What are you trying to eat bro? You're trying to eat some
We're trying to get Chipotle bro. Chipotle
Chipotle is my life
Dude, you know what? You know what? You know what? Right? I do burrito, too
I was gonna do a burrito today. It's easier to eat
One second. I'm good to go. Yep. I'm good to go. Hi screen. What'd you say? I
Don't know and I was kind of like all my welcome to Mo's you think about Mo's
Okay, we never eat Mo's but it's just the cousin of the Chipotle
Yeah, Chad's all saying Moses asks about Culver's.
No.
Chad, let me know she's getting all flustered.
I
Know no stop hutch I am sorry
As a Wisconsinite, don't you ever curse Calvars?
Performing surgery as a doctor is easier, you know.
There is nothing harder than when your wife wants food, the place is closed, and then you
have to decipher through code and through multiple ways of convincing on what a second
option can be.
There is nothing more!
Yo, old, I must open, there we go, Zaddox, thank you for the 100 dollars, 200 dollars!
Chad help me, he's beating me with his meat, what?
Honestly, for 200 dollars, I'll do it.
Thank you Zaddox, I love you.
I love you, bitch.
We see the chaffers at Doc's 200 is 200. I mean he just paid for he just paid and we didn't get your pole lanes closed
We got firehouse
Thank you
Just a full 180 a full 180 audible
Just a full
Fuck it. We're going to complete other side of the world
Oh dude, firehouse best sub sandwich shop other than local spots that exist.
Better than Jimmy John's, better than Jersey Mike's.
It's the best. W Firehouse. Love it.
So we did a full 180 Nick. Oh, he's muted. Wonderful. It's okay to be wrong. What's okay
to be ugly? I didn't mean to be bitch. Bitch puss in. Welcome back. Welcome back. I we
get a full 180. Chipotle was closed, we ordered a firehouse.
That was the slug. They have some sneaky good subs, okay, I like.
Firehouse is the best, bro. Better than Jimmy John's, better than Jersey.
I hate Jimmy John's. I can't stand Jimmy John's. Slimy ass fucking bread.
Yeah, I don't like it either.
You squeeze the sandwich hard enough, the whole fucking thing pops out.
Careful, here.
So if there are anywhere there will be second floor or end of that hallway just be careful
All right, cool beans now I'm gonna have you live over here. Yeah, wait, hold
All right, you loot over here you can start a two to two
This is the best door and this this side of the resort. So we got here. That's what we want always you always bring
Yeah, and then you want to loot this 219 right here look over here
I'm gonna do this after that copy and then you can go through third and then back down to first anything you hear running from this point
Starting now. It's not me. Okay, your main audio cue what I came here is going to be
When you walk out of that door to your left. Yep. Yeah. Yeah, that's what that's what I want here
And anything coming over there unless scabs spawned. It's pretty much gonna be a player if you hear a bolt
They're coming in through the fire truck, which is right next to you. Okay, you can peak that balcony and just start blasting. Yep
Now if you're glass break or a vault below you, they're going in through that window on first floor
So vaulting is players basically that's all you're listening for I'll hear everything else
It's got a good pole, I think.
What'd you get?
I got a strike helmet.
Nice.
Level 4 helmet.
Good.
Yeah, and two scopes, the P-LAD 4x32.
Ass.
D.G. is going holster.
How much of that?
Take it, then.
Oh, those are shit scopes.
Okay, got it.
I don't fucking know.
well those are shit scopes okay got it I don't fucking know
I
Shot my scab off the scab
Are you running kind of I was very far away from you could have been me
I am running just getting past like that peak from East apologies. Yeah, I'm gonna be on third floor above, you know
Remember just like what you talked about sitting out in the windows and sniping people like that's very common
Yeah, you got to think like imagine you're by yourself
You've died ten times in the resort and you just want to live and do a quest
You probably just sit on the outskirts tap people inside a resort until the last second and at five minutes left in the raid
You go into your quest and then leave
That's what people do like
You know, they're not gonna win PVP so they have to wait as long as possible and then you know
I
Touch why don't you have a streamer item?
Well, that's you ready. We are small-time streamers. I'm in third floor. Yeah, I'm above you
You know, I think as long as we continue to grow
Jockey lads maybe we'll get an opportunity at some point in time, you know as we continue to grow and become larger streamers
Are you on third right now nope
Okay, two yeah heard
AK small streamer. Well, what do you want me to say you want me to tell you Nikita fucking hates me
Well, you want me to tell you that he looks at me and he
Oh, P what do you want me to say when they call myself fat?
Well, I got a reason boss because I'm ugly. What am I supposed to say? What's a pro kill hutch?
Pro kill is uh, it's a sellable. It's a good sellable to sells for like 40k or 30k
Alrighty those shots are at the camp all the way out in the middle of nowhere, so
We ain't going we ain't worried about them, but they could potentially move over here after so we know if there is going to be movement as of now
They're potentially going to be moving through east later in the raid
Pro kills are a hundred K on flea right now. Boom shackle like a nice fool
I'm coming down a second and I'm gonna go down to first
How do people see this see what the good fucking eyes job?
I don't know how they saw that it was like literally a speck on the fucking ground
Because they know that there is certain spawn locations inside of each room and they check said spawn locations
In order to find like it for example bitcoins unless you're looking in the spot where it's gonna spawn like
You're never gonna see it. You're never gonna see it. That's what makes them so like
Pump whenever you do find them because think of like the amount of loot we find think of the amount of loot we miss, bro
Yeah, I don't make you go crazy. You looted the free room right with the other good loot
I told you to loot across from to do to I literally told me but I like you like you said man
I left at the table when you walk in and the other room on near the box. That's where you're looking for those items
What the fuck is a GLP1 stem?
It's in the last room.
It's not even in the game.
What is that stem?
Have you heard that one?
Why are you laughing, bro?
You fucking douche.
What is it?
What is it?
Why are you dying?
What?
What?
What are you laughing about, idiot?
It's Ozepik, you fat fuck.
MONS! BAN HIM! BAN THE JECKASS!
Man that was pretty good.
There's a GLB once there, mind you.
Yo, chat your fucknup, bro.
Sons of bitches.
That's messed up.
Fucking assholes.
Count your days, bitch pussy.
Count your fucking days.
unbelievable over your locks in don't clip it don't clip it your man oh my god
yep I'm officially rattled I am officially rattled
I
Know if they if they made me have an ozympic streamer item, I'd send it back
God I need to go over I'd send it back admin hands the computer stuff, right? So I'm not confused. Yep
I
Was not really like a slow way to get to admin yeah like the best way to spread on that bar it's oh
I'm gonna need you
You know first floor now yeah
Yeah, are you but me?
No, I'm right here next to you.
I'm sprinting over, but I don't like
sprinting over through that because of West.
Oh, good luck.
Yeah, you just exposed all the way, huh?
OK.
Yeah.
I'd much rather, no, you're good.
I would much rather sprint through the grass
and risk the fence line because it's not
as saddened as risking the entirety of West.
Yeah.
Your reload?
OK.
Be my line, yeah, I gotta go up and run.
Careful there can be people up there.
Remember, we sprinted over here whenever you hear people sprinting.
What do you do?
Yeah.
You stop moving every time.
Yeah.
I got audio in mid.
I think it's a scam.
Yeah.
That's what I like to do.
It's a little risky.
Where's the computers are up right?
It's up top. Up top. Up top. Up top.
How do I get up there?
You go right here? Turn around?
You're going to go up this and then up that staircase here.
You should have a scap close to you.
Yeah, I hear it.
Nice. Now we're both going to peek, okay?
I'm going to peek left, you're going to peek right. You ready?
Want to run past the peak and then pick it ready three two one
Just where they hold it. Yeah, they hold those corners
Now we know that we're good to loot these computers
You can come over here and grab these
Because we cleared east and there's not really any shots from west unless you're unlike the far-sighted computers
Horrible peak sync. I want to be fair. I had no fucking idea where
What are you going to be?
I didn't peek at all with you right there.
That's okay, that's okay.
Your body alone is good.
I know, I know.
Oh yeah, so this is where I got that one kill, East.
This is what he was doing.
He was in here with this shit.
This sucks.
It's terrible.
But that's why, again, whenever you were like,
let's go loot admin, I said,
we got to go clear East.
It's absolute ass to loot and you're just waiting to get killed
CPU fans not great a little bit money though, right?
Yeah, I mean it's always worth taking items and then just like mental noting
Okay, if I got a drop anything I'm dropping that and then whenever you need to drop it you drop it. Yeah
What about a sledgehammer, something that's great, is that good?
Sledgehammer's for your hideout, that's what you're going to need in order to build your
gym.
But, you can just buy that for pretty cheap, you don't need to really grab it.
I mean I'm I'm full I got a little spots I can do and stuff you know but I mean a
bag in and a bag out is worth better than dying fuck out of here oh no way what
Just get a graphic start. No, I got a purple backpack though, and now I can like play a little Tetris, you know, nice
Oh, yep, sorry chat bang
Sorry if it's dark
If it's dark
Cupcake, okay, and I'll know I need to
The reason why we say cupcake we watched a video today for those who were here this morning
wondering why the fuck we're doing a term cupcake cupcake and I'll know that
is dark because saying hey it's dark or hey I need help it's too vague
miss the computer I did all this computer's dad
BD's here BD black division lock in careful of your peaks bro very careful
One dead
I'm good, I'm good, I'm across
To dad
One more one more one more in a smacks loop
Dead let's go
Listen listen listen full calm cut full calm cut
We are going to listen while we loot and we need to get the fuck out of here
Let's go grab that body right next to you and start looting
gear we need to grab rakes need to put the backpacks that they grab the
backpacks that they have put your backpack inside of there put the rig
use it for loot okay okay make sure you unload mags you're not gonna have room
for all the mags make sure you check pockets grab dog tags put them in your
I don't know what to do.
Are you going to need help?
Are you going to need help?
Are you going to need help?
No, I'm okay.
Okay.
Okay, this this one's way better you see it's this guy have a big bag please have big back
please.
Yes, yes.
Oh.
You're getting rich.
You're getting rich, huh?
I'm getting back because I'll get rich.
I'll get rich.
you get rich you get rich huh get back cuz I'll get rich I'll get rich
I'm leaving. I'm leaving these guns. You need to figure out how to fit them. Okay. I know.
No, I'm trying
The first guy is just
Yeah, yeah him grab this guy's grab this guy's gun
My not room for the gun you should grab it the headphones you should grab the Bastion
This is where you you should rip your M4 apart and take one of these better guns
So like that MCX you should take that it's full durability and it's a nice build
You just gonna have to put the under barrel on
Okay, make sure you grab his pistol to this could be worth money
I'm going to go like this, like that, and then we're going to try to work against it.
I'm going to check that I'm getting spiked.
Unload.
Okay.
Yes, there is space.
Yes, there is space.
Okay, okay, okay.
Come here, grab that pistol.
This guy's all good.
Uh, you should take a look, just take a look.
Just in case.
Yep, I am, I am, I am.
I
Kind of guns do you have
I'm good boy. I got I got I have my m4
But I got that whole other gun and another m4 a one with it with a good scolop. Yeah, it's time to leave bro
I am 92.1 kilograms right now
Yeah, bro, holy shit. What are yours? What is yours?
22 you want some of this I can throw some I can throw some do you have room?
Hear me out hear me out give me your gun. Let me breathe. Let me give you this all
You can take the all back to your stash. I drop you your gun for an extra
Max on Lou. No, it's okay. It's okay. No, no, no, cuz we got it both way. Do you do great?
We're gonna pop an OBD to let's get the fuck out of here
Okay, you got OBD for me or no? No, no OBD, but yeah, I still can't I still can't regain stamina
This just allows me to walk in general
That's a good scope is it?
Are you on food and water? I'm okay. Okay. Let's get the fuck out of here, bro
This is what we needed
This is coach
Are we leaving the same way yeah same way
Now let me get some space, okay, so I've waited here for a couple seconds as I walk out just in case
We made a lot of noise
Your butt light is on. Thank you
Alrighty
See you on the other side
Shit, I bet this is the most later had under has much luck in luck in luck in hard part stop
All right come on out I'm holding for you
Once you get out here lay down start regaining stamina once you have stamina just start walking again, and then I'll regain
Just keep crawling.
BK.
Good.
Are we running or no?
Yeah, you can run, you can run, you can run.
I'm going to turn around.
Don't stand up, stay down.
We should bro scab scab scab we're good. We're good. We're good right down here right down here
I'm right here. I'm right here.
Oh.
Oh, he's good one!
Yeah!
That is what we needed!
That is what we needed!
Oh!
What a ride!
Holy shit!
How's that heart pumping?
Oh, that was a perfect one!
Oh my god!
I got wings. I got guns.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Bro, that is what we needed.
Holy shit. So that's just random. They just pull up random. Yeah.
I was really holding the angle because I heard it and I thought it was a
scab and they peeked the corner and all I saw was nuns and
jutes to go lower. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. We got. Oh, dude, this is this is just going to be
Oh
My god
That was huge that was huge my god, I
Have a huge the time has come my boy time has come for a sale
Yeah, I have zero space actually fuck. Yeah, fuck. Yeah, that's how it feels. How does it feel?
Yeah. Yeah. I can't even empty anything that we have right here. Love it. Alrighty. I'm on my way.
Listen, no, there's no going to do. You, you, you do all your things first. Okay.
Get the way at mine with Chad and then you come over. We go. Okay. I have an,
I'm going to be honest. I sold last night after I ended stream. So I have plenty of room.
I can come straight to you. Okay. There's no problem. Mind you too. I can buy another junk
My chat was really telling me to do that because the one I have now is pretty full. Yeah, I think that we can sell
How much money are you at?
I'm at a mill but we're gonna sell a lot right here. I already know I have so many chains and like like
Purple shit, well, let's do the selling and then if we're up like four or five mill we'll do it
But the rule of Tarkov is is the moment when you plan for the future you start dying like a motherfucker
Okay, so yeah, we just got to make sure we're in a great spot
I can't do that. I'm trying to go hide out real quick and just do do I came before we do this
Yeah, go ahead and click that fan. You can go ahead and finish the installation on that fan as well
fan, okay nice
Yep cupcake cupcake
No filter by item. That's what you want to be like the fucking wrong one man, of course
I don't even know if I can buy it. I don't have room my inventory. Yeah, let's let's let's
clear it. Let's let's cleanse. Let's cleanse. Let's cleanse. Are you ready? I'm ready.
It's my camera and it gets it's where yours is. It's perfect. It's perfect. All right.
always do. Let's go to mechanic first. Let's clear through the bullshit. Okay.
All right. Here we go. All righty. So we're going to go through the Amos first. Go ahead and
hit sell. Sell. All right. Alrighty. So it's going to be right at the top. Black tip good.
Black tip good. Yep. We're going to go right from the top. Yeah. Skip, skip, sell.
I can't tell what that next bullet is keep BP BT
BS all keep anything else sell PP sell it
PTS sell it yep all those on the top rows good good good good good T cell T sell PS cell T
Yep, so PS so yes us
sell
Sell all right then it's gonna go skip sell sell skip skip
Skip, sell, sell, skip, sell, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, and we're now on the next
row.
We're going to sell BCPFMJ, and then it's going to be skip, skip, skip, and then you
should be on that white 556 round, that's a sell, a white one.
I want 300 black out.
Yep, skip, then sell, skip, skip, next row, sell, sell, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip,
Skip, skip, sell, sell, sell, sell, then keep the shotgun ammo and keep the BT rounds.
Sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell the MAAA, sell the other MAAA too, yep, the pistol
round, yep.
Alright, go ahead and hit deal, and then scroll down.
I mean not, wait, not M62 they're saying, or not M62 Tracer?
You're good, just, just, just hit sell, just hit sell, where you're going to,
you already have better ammo than that.
Yeah, all righty scroll down. We're gonna be on the mags now. Yeah, all right. He's starting at the first one on the left side the mcx mag
We're gonna go our MPX sell
Sell
Skip skip skip skip sell all those pistol mags all the small mags sell all that shit. Okay
That's a DVL mag, but we don't care we sell that as well as DVL mag empty
it is. So all those 30 round MPX mags on the right side of the screen, it's like the second
row of mags. So all those banana orange mags, sell those, sell that big 95 round drum mag,
sell the 10 round banana mag next to the drum mag, the 20 round MP5 mag, the five rounded
700 above it. Keep the big drum mags, the 50s, keep the P mags, you can't buy them.
We want to keep the 32 round mags, but sell all the 30 round mags. So all in
those four round mags as well. Yeah, you can sell the Grizzly Slug Shot, sell the
zero out of four mags, sell those other 30 round mags as well. Okay. And then you got
one more. 30 AK. Yeah, you sell those two. You sell those two. Okay. Again, we
just we can buy those back to zero out of ten mags, sell that left side of the
screen and then go ahead and hit deal just so we can see make sure we're not
missing anything and organize it now yeah you can go ahead and hit organize you
can escape out of this go back to your yep and then organize back to the trader
back to mechanic okay nice all ready much cleaner yeah so again all so those
five out of five shotgun Mac that's ass yep all right are you want to keep keep the
DVL Mac because it has 10 rounds of M80 in it go ahead and scroll down okay all
right holy fuck all righty so get ready we're selling attachments sell sell
starting at the top sell sell sell keep keep sell keep to row to row to row to
two keep keep keep keep when that that fucked up grip that you're seeing the
yellow one start there sell sell sell sell sell and you should be at the ones
that are fifty-five hundred a pop yep no no no sell sell then keep keep keep keep
yeah you know you want to keep those ones the fifty-five hundred ones you
want to keep because you're both good. What about this? Like 5,000 for grip.
Uh, for grip. BCM gunfighter, my three M live for grip. Yeah, let's keep that one.
Let's keep that one. Let's keep that one. Is it kind of like, I'm seeing what you're doing.
Yeah. So the ones that are like two K three K, you can just rip all those sell all those
anything under three K you want to go ahead and get rid of the only one that's
a different than that is the 2600 one, that one that you just clicked.
You want to keep that one? It's a double. It has like two different things that it uses on top of that
Which is why it's so cheap same thing with the 1900 one as well. Keep that one
All right, we're gonna start with the suppressors everything else. You're good to keep
So on suppressors, it's gonna be keep sell sell sell sell
Okay, next row sell keep keep keep keep
Okay
Next row, keep, sell, sell, sell, sell, next row, sell, actually I think that one might
be something you want to put on the market, I don't know, so we'll keep that one.
The valid days, we're also going to check the market price because it's a quest item.
And then to the right of the valid days, the hollows, it's going to be a keep, sell,
sell, sell.
Okay, all righty next batch 21 that's got to be a good one 21k. It's honestly not that good
I'd sell it I'd sell that sell the next one sell sell sell sell sell that whole row sell it all
Okay, hold on next row sell the whole next roll as well
That's not going to be counted in rate.
Next row, sell, keep, sell, sell, sell, sell.
Gone.
Next row, sell, sell, keep, keep, keep.
Wait, what row are we on?
42K?
Yeah, the 42K one.
Yep, sell, sell, keep, keep, keep.
Sell, keep, keep, keep.
Okay.
sell, sell, sell, keep, sell, sell, sell, sell.
Damn, okay, go ahead and hit deal.
Oh, shit, 500k.
There we go.
All right, next row.
We're going to do sell, keep, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell.
So sell, sell, sell, sell, sell.
Next row.
All sell, sell it all.
Next row.
All that.
Next row, you're going to do sell, sell, keep, sell, sell.
Keep sell, sell, sell.
Okay?
Yep.
Next row, keep, sell, keep, sell, sell, sell.
Next row.
I'm going to crack right now.
Is he?
Next row, sell it all.
Next row, sell it all.
Sell it all.
Next row, sell it all.
Sell it all.
Sell it all.
Sell it all.
Next row. Oh, yes. Yeah, good
Keep the four thousand one and then we want to sell the five sixty-twos
Keep the five thousand sell the five sixty-two keep the fifty eight hundred keep the six thousand keep the battery
We can do all that and then on the the final row sell keep keep
Sell keep keep. Okay. All right. Holy shit. Now. We're just gonna go through the guns. We're going to
go right back. Let's go ahead and do this. We sell it to this guy. Okay. Sorry. Yeah,
you're good. You're good. Yes. Mechanic is all gun parts, gun parts and ammo. Yeah. Okay.
We're going to go ahead and unload your bag now. You have a lot of space. Let's unload
that stuff so we can get that stuff in this, in this rotation of bullshit. Okay.
And
Gone gone gone gone
They had used the specters. He hates it just like I hate it. Those are fucking dog shit scopes
pro kill
Raptor good s March SSD you guys might like them, but
Unload AP ammo nice I
Unload again more AP ammo
Boom, boom, boom, put a nail over there, unload this, more APM-O, now.
Boom, boom, and then, yup.
Don't want to bring this rig, though.
Just keep it on for now, keep it on for now.
Okay.
Go ahead and organize the stash, hit the organize, unload the mag in your pistol.
Oh, that's fine, too.
It's all good.
Okay, I'm, oh, shit, sorry.
No, you're good, you're good, you're good.
Good just organize the inventory. Let's get back to sell. All right
Traders mech
boom
all righty
so
We're gonna do this one's a little different because we have check the quality of the firearms
So before we sell much good double click them. So go ahead and double click on AK 74m
Okay, AK714, boom, you got 92, not good.
All right, but it's out of 100, so it's going to repair well.
So we'll keep that.
AK12, go ahead and check that.
It's going to be the red barrel, the big red barrel.
Oh, shit, okay.
89.
All right, we're going to just right click that and do like you're going to sell
it on the market.
by item.
Fill through by item, okay.
Hundred and a lot.
But you can't sell it on the market to level 25.
You're got a long way away.
Yeah, I'm level 21.
Oh, shit.
I'm level 20, sorry.
I'm almost 21.
That's all right.
That's all right.
All right, let's go back to the guns.
All righty.
So we are going to sell the AK-74, the basic one.
We're going to sell the, okay, one of one's fine,
scroll down, G36, sell the G36,
sell the MP443 pistol,
right above the golden TT, sell that.
Got it, yeah.
We want to keep the,
we want to keep the second G36 that you click to sell.
We want to keep that one,
because that one has the already the top and the bottom built.
No, golden TT's quest item,
Sell the M9A3 pistols, sell both of those.
Sell the Desert Eagles as well.
Alrighty, scroll down.
Yup.
Sell the RPK that has no attachments
and the one that only has a hollow.
Sell both the MP18s.
Okay.
Sell the M3 Super, sell the MP5.
We'll sell the Vector as well,
just cause, I mean,
we just don't have ammo for it right now.
No space for the side. Okay, I got to sell it.
No big deal.
Yep.
Yeah.
And then MP5, MPX Vector, sell all that.
MP5's got a little gold thing on it. Should I keep it?
It's a quest item, but you can just buy another one, and they're super cheap.
You don't need to keep it.
Cool.
Okay. MPX SR2, sell, sell.
Keep SR2 in, sell MPX.
Okay.
Your favorite gun in the game?
Uh, ha ha.
If you want, if you want to keep the DVLs this type with, keep them.
If not, sell them. It's completely up to you.
you sell the Mohs and sell the T5000.
All right, I'm gonna keep, it's gonna get scope on it.
Yeah, maybe keep that one and sell the DVL Urbana above it
because it's not, it doesn't have anything on it.
That one's already decked out.
All right, hit deal.
Okay.
Now, here comes the big money.
Go ahead and go back to the inventory.
You gotta get this case for me too, bro.
I have a bunch of dog shit in that case.
Well, we're gonna sell some of it right now.
So let's go ahead and scroll up.
We're going to make you a shit ton of money real quick.
OK, inventory.
All righty.
So this is where the money happens.
We are going to scroll down to where those items start,
like the sellable items.
So just scroll down.
It's going to be like the medical.
Keep going, keep going, right there, right there.
So we're going to sell the.
I'm trying to think.
You want to do your hideout, right?
I do.
OK.
I mean, I'm down to make some money.
We need money too though, right?
So for me, the way I do it is, is the hideout's
only going to get cheaper.
And anytime you need something, you can just buy it.
Like whenever I was doing my hideout, things were 100k.
Now they're 20k.
So in theory, you could sell this shit now
and then buy it when you need it for the upgrades.
Or you can keep it all, save the money, not make any more,
and just kind of have like an insurance policy.
It's completely up to you.
I mean, I don't know what to do.
It's up to you guys, man.
Chat and Hutch, you guys got to just sell.
I'm down to sell it.
No.
All right.
We can always buy it, right?
We can always buy it.
All right.
We're going to right-click on our meds and we're going to hit Filter.
And then we're going to, whatever the lowest amount is, no, no, not like that.
Not like that.
Not like that.
It's the actual item meds on the screen.
Got it.
Okay.
Filter by item.
Yep.
Now, we're going to hit add offer.
Now, you see the lowest is 1611, but the one above it, 1666, so we're just going to put
ours up for 16250.
So, at the very top, you see auto select similar.
Check that box.
Boom.
Alrighty.
Now, just click on the meds.
Now, you're going to type in that first box, 16250.
250 no no you just gotta click one and we'll click them all 16 to 50 16 to 50 and then place offer
Place offer
All right good. Now you're gonna hit add offer at the top. So I'll put something in there
Yeah, and people are gonna buy it off though. You're gonna hear
As people are buying it check old buyer real quick. So let me hear it now. You're gonna hit bad tools right click that shit
Do the same thing?
Filter by item filter by item. Okay. Now. We see on the right side of the screen. They're going for 18
So we're gonna sell ours for 18,000 as well because the other ones are 2100
So those 18s by the time you see them are probably already sold so it's already selected similar those click on metals 18,000. Okay
18,000
Good now. We're gonna scroll down
Where should I click it?
Is this a pack?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Never click that.
Never click that.
Never do that.
OK.
All right, now add offer.
What I do right there.
You just clicked out.
Now right click the host and do the same thing.
Filter by Adam.
Filter by Adam.
Host should be a lot.
There you go.
So again, you look at it.
Those are three items.
They're not that many.
By the time you click out of this,
people are already going to buy those.
We're going to set ours for 95,555,555,555.
We want 95,555.
Hit place off.
Check or buy them.
Now we're going to do it again.
Hit bolts.
Do the same thing.
And you're seeing at the bottom right,
you're seeing offer sold, offer sold, offer sold.
That's all their money waiting for you.
Now click bolts.
Click bolts.
Do the same thing.
Right click.
Filter by item.
85K.
No, no, no.
We haven't filtered by item yet.
Oh, shit, my bad.
Okay, you can just still do this have a team K. So we're gonna put ours for 17 350
17 350
Plays now we're gonna do blue tape same thing
Okay, add an offer blue tape
filter by item
25k per there we go. We're gonna set ours for 24 24 to 50
So we're the first item that people buy and we're only losing seven hundred dollars a pop like we don't give a fuck about
$700. Yeah, because when when if you get stuck and you have no more listings
You have to wait for your items to sell so we want them to sell as fast as possible
Yep. Hey find your rhythm big dog. Keep doing it. Hey, just you're doing everything, right?
Let me cook now. You you you you know, it's heavy up
And this is where the money's 1598 will go. No filter by Adam filter by Adam filter by
Oh
item. It's $15.
It will go 15.1.
Beautiful.
So it just always goes down because people are always trying to.
There it is. Everyone's trying to be the bottom.
That's why you look at like the most recent or the most
recent listing, which is always the lowest. And then the second one,
because people will put a 300K item for 250,
but everyone else is at 300K.
And you know that someone's gonna buy the 250 so you don't need to
Try and undercut them. Oh
Yeah, you're getting the computer parts. Welcome to profit bill brother. Now, you know why we've been looting this shit
Fuck yeah, now you're seeing okay. Yeah
I'm gonna give five of them shit check that motor price out that motor price is gonna be huge as well
I'm gonna go. This is fucking
filter by them.
169. Your soul. Your
soul. Your soul. Your soul.
Next, click the drill. You're
about to make big on the drill
as well. 168. I go right under
him. I need my money. I need
Oh my god.
I'll click that drill. Click that drill.
Filtered my item.
Yes.
I could cry. I'm gonna be rich.
Oh.
Oh.
Add offer.
No, I lost my rhythm, man.
Boom.
49.
Now click those tool sets.
Wow tool sets have been going for money really. Oh, yeah, just wait till you see it
Oh, wait, here's another big one is another big one sell those and then hit that intelligence right there click intelligence after
It's going to be that little folder to the left side of the screen.
That's where the big money is now you now you're learning what chase items are.
Oh my god.
The fucking house.
Dude.
Yeah.
This is the this is it.
Welcome to Tarkov.
Welcome to Tarkov.
good one dude. Yeah this is this is it. Welcome to Tarkov. Welcome to Tarkov. This is what
makes the game right here. Like everything else. Now you're understanding when we go
into resort and we go to 222 and we go to 301 we are looking for these chase items to
then sell and it pays for our day. So you don't understand this changes everything.
Here's another cool thing scroll down to your scab junk box
Right click it and hit open and you can sell straight from that scab junk box
You would pass that it's in like the middle the gray it's grayed out. Oh my god. I hold on hold on hold on
We got all kinds of shit in here. Yeah, so you can do the same thing with the bolt same thing with the wires
Well, you ought to be careful with like bullbexes
All like the purple items most of the time those sell the exact same amount to the therapist
So, you know, when it comes to-
It ain't working.
It isn't working.
You're not cooking the right thing.
Filter by item.
Oh.
Well, so what do you want me to be careful with again?
What I got to be careful with?
The purple items.
A lot of these items sell just as much to the therapist as they will on the auction
house, but people will still list them.
So we just want to really focus on like the wires and the caps.
Like all electronic items are the most.
Let's just close the junk box.
Let's finish your regular inventory because it gets a little wonky.
You can list those if you want it's up to you, but I say we just finish the regular inventory. I agree. I agree. Okay
It's a wrench. Well, I kind of need that actually
Yep, you need this one. I mean, what else do I have a lot of maybe this CPU fans?
CPUs wires caps the bulls the PSU the HDD drives the DVDs the RAM the fucking T plug
They're the everything in your stash has a value more than what you'd get from the traders
quarter. You mean that. Those
are the numbers. Filter by
item eighty eight. What have
we been so I had you were you
were you were you were waiting
to give this to me huh. I was
I wanted you to get to the
point where you you're
literally about to make like
probably six to eight mil after
you claim all this. Look at
No, it hasn't hasn't been for nothing now now.
This should be more than as an incentive to do more quests because you got to get
to the point where you can use this money to buy good shit.
Because right now you're going to be sitting on a lot of money, but you're
not going to have the ability to buy what you want to buy with that money.
Right, right.
But I mean, meds, the stuff, attachments.
I mean, dude, you're you're living large.
Yeah, we're chilling now.
Now, we you know, listen chat will tell you to collect money.
You never collect money until you're completely done with all the selling.
So you can know how far you've come.
Make sure you sell those ramsticks, sell the wire, sell the caps, sell the bulbs.
Ramsticks, OK, filtered by item.
Damn, man, damn, this is unreal.
Yeah, I mean, this is this is the dope in the game
when you get to come back and do shit like this.
This is awesome. There you go.
Well, that's saying ramp the therapist.
OK, well, we'll make sure we do it next time.
Not a big deal for the bottom 28 K for a lamp, dude.
Why is cool to I get to I get to learn
like how much everything is.
So now I know what to look for the rain.
Like I know what it sells for.
Yeah, keep doing your thing.
I want to check something.
Sorry, I fuck up.
No, no, no, you're not fucking up.
Chats tell me I'm wrong and they're telling me all kinds of shit.
So I want to see if they're actually not wrong.
Wow.
What are you guys talking about?
Stop being happy.
And the jet, like it would be sad if we had to go back in and buy all these things
that we're getting hit up, but we can just like the goal would be to get him in the raid.
So we don't have to buy them, you know, it's just like kind of like what we've been doing
with me.
I mean, Hutch and I just came up so big on those last few rows and saying, and every
day the prices change.
Those wires a week ago, Nick, were over like 80 K of pop or 50 K of pop.
So as time.
Am I muted?
I'm muted.
So in another thing like as time goes on, all these prices change.
an active market. Everybody's using this. Everybody's building their hideout. So wires
today are 20,000. Wires tomorrow might be 10,000, might be 9,000. It's going to go down
in time. And whenever you're doing your hideout, you're going to get time locked. You're like
you are right now, two hours until you finish this, four days until you finish that are
eight hours. By the time that eight hours is up, there's a chance that wires go down
for 10k. Everything you're selling everyone else has already purchased and upgraded. There's
not really a reason to hold on to it. Now like intelligences, GPUs, led X's, those will
go up in price because they're rare. But all these normie shit, it's going to go down in
price. It has to.
I got you.
Okay, I mean,
That's all that's all that's all I think goes for a little bit too.
How the fuck did you see that salt check filter by yeah, I mean, I mean, I don't we know
I might need to eat it or something.
You know what I mean?
Well, let's you can't eat.
So you dumbass.
Yeah, you can.
You just got drink water with it right or no, no, that's crackers.
God damn it.
Damn it.
Bubbin.
All right.
Now go down to messenger.
Okay.
go to the where it says ragman ragman and then claim all or receive all the way
I have 1.7 mil, receive all.
Oh my god.
Receive all.
Damn!
Stop fapping the run!
Holy shit!
What the fuck are you doing?
You're rich.
We're ready to go.
Holy shit.
You only have you only have like a million less than me right now by the way with his weight
Well, yeah, you've been fucking
Playing for two of us. I mean bro. That just shows you how much money you're at though. I mean you're fucking up
You're a big chunk ish
Now you you're seeing the dope you're seeing the dope no dude, I know
That's insane. It's so awesome. Okay. Hold on. Let's put my other way back on. I'm good to go. All right. Oh
Bring a nades to bro like little little names. Yeah, cuz I'm sick of fucking I
Can't guarantee they're gonna go to the right place
But yeah, and you're gonna get to the point to where you're you're buying stuff to hoard it
So like grenades you can buy those on repeat and just stack them
ammo whenever you get good ammo obviously you don't have them now but
whenever you have good ammo you like me I buy ammo anytime they they refresh just
so I can continue to have good ammo and I I can continue to use the guns that I
want not what I have the ammo for
Wow just fucking wow
I
Okay, okay, okay
I got also case what I'm gonna do is the next time you got a shit or you're getting food
You go to the market when it put yeah, you're right you're putting stuff on a flea market all day probably all day
Mm-hmm all day. Oh wow that was great. Yeah, I appreciate you teach me all this shit man. That's no problem
Now we're good. Now. I know
All that stuff that I said about how do people play the game like now I get
And I can do this and
With that right you're gonna be on that market a lot like literally chat you you can ask your chat right now
How many people will just play the game in 80% of the time they're fucking on the market or whatever like that
That's a very common thing, but you start to realize what you're looking for, right?
Like you now know that everything in those computers is fucking juice.
So you're prioritizing looting computers and you'll learn the prices.
So now looting is going to be so much easier because you're knowing
what you're looking for while you're grabbing it.
Make sense?
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Oh, dude, that is just awesome.
Alrighty.
It's fucking awesome.
Are we ready Freddy?
Let me put food in there and then I'm ready to roll.
Let's go.
Yeah.
We're good, we're good, right, we're all good, we're good, yeah, we're good, okay,
I'm good to go.
Alrighty, you want me to start mixing things up, right?
people off our tracks? All righty, I'm just going to mix things up. This is going to be
a different map. You probably never played this one before, but trust me, we'll be just
fine, I swear.
It's funny to, you know, we talked about it already today, but like, dude, isn't it insane
now looking at like arc raiders in the missed out potential and this type of stuff in that
game?
I was going to say this, but I didn't want to be annoying.
No, it's, it's the truth.
It's the truth.
I agree.
I was going to say this because hold, could you imagine we had shit like this where
we could go to the market and sell it and wow.
I mean, it's even, it's even along the lines of like, you know, like, well,
I bitched about this and everyone told me I was crazy.
Like the rooms, when we would go to the top
of damn battlegrounds, we would go to spaceport,
the two, you know, twin towers, we go to these areas,
we loot these items, maybe purple or whatever,
but they really weren't worth that much.
And it's like, bro, why, why, why was that never a thing?
Right.
Why, why didn't, why wasn't I fighting for a room
for the best loot on the, on the map?
Like you do in Tarkov.
That is just, that is just,
I want to sit here like I just got a big gym session in or something, you know,
like I just you feel good. Yeah, it's like euphoric.
Oh, it's everything. All the fucking all the times we got destroyed, man.
It's worth it now. That was awesome. I didn't I didn't know you could do any of that.
Yeah. Hutch, I have never seen any of that on any stream ever as the first.
I didn't even know that that even when I was going to the flea market,
you were telling me to buy shit. Like I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking at.
Good to just do that easy just go put all that shit up versus awesome. I'm gonna be a
John thank you for the fiber man definitely John. Thank you for the 58
For the five weeks fucking 20. Oh now I get it, bro
I use the LF gaming chairs, bro. They're awesome. They're awesome. Everything was like too small for me
And I'm not sponsored by me. I really like LF gaming or they're pretty dope
I'm happy you're feeling it mr. Krabs
son this is insane yeah let's go this is awesome this mouse and keyboard is
feeling a little bit more acceptable now man yeah and whenever you kill like
you'll kill somebody like the AK-12 that you saw you'll kill somebody and
you'll see that they had an AK-12 with the suppressor and the scope on it
and you'll go that guy spent 300k to do this one quest and I just killed
them and now I'm gonna go sell him his AK-12 back to him so he can try it again
cuz fuck him double whammy yep by the way love this short back on shoreline
fucking course you guys gonna change it up I'll just open that one dumbass will
believe us green 19 all right we got a spawn to be close to us here careful
People could already be up on us
Yeah, all literally my entire chat was like back to shoreline we go
Oh
Yo goosey congratulations on the way lost man. That's that's amazing, bro
Hey, whatever works, bro, whatever works long as you're healthy. That's all that fucking matters
I'm happy for you dude. There's spawn that's gonna be right in front of us
They could take this rock ridge or they can meet us at this rock that we're running to now
This is like a lot of fights happen here. We're gonna go a little different route. I think
It's kind of a rough rough entry very rough entry if we go left we run into two spawns
But if we go right, which is the way we're going
There's a chance that these spawns go up in and hold us and we die on entry which just blows
but we got to roll the dice also take our time
I mean we could start a party if I, sounds a little weird on Tarkov
uh we're taking the left there's people already shooting in front of us
very careful on these rocks
yeah walk around this tree
they can be above us they can also be to our left and shoot us in the ass
you pick it up?
right now I have it man
alright good
I'm going for entry.
That's the end of west.
We're jumping out east right? Nope, we're on west. We are in west.
Grab it
Different avan as well nothing right now, but we heard that grenade
dead scab right here in front of us
we're gonna go up okay I'm a little
behind you I'm just checking tasks
real quick. Yeah. I'm here now. If you want to roll. All right. I heard him ride
Above us
Yep
We're clear to 301, I'm going to go ahead and crack this open, you just continue holding
that staircase. Okay, just watch your lips. Don't get sniped in the back from
admin. They can a hundred percent be in there.
We know that there was someone here they could have went into basement and went
to what's it called as well labs or whatever. Uh, labyrinth. Yeah.
I mean there might as well, there might be someone dead down there as well because we
heard that grenade.
Someone could be in basement, was chasing the guys to Labyrinth and knaded underneath
trying to kill him.
I'm coming back over to you.
I
Just heard movement to my left
Sound like outside. I've really good at this
Yeah, I'm on my left
That's not you, right? No, not me. I'm inside of the room right now wherever you wherever you were. Oh, yeah
Sounds like a scab. Can't lie. Okay?
Oh, see in here.
Alright, we gotta go chlorobase up.
Okay.
Coming back to you.
You hear this?
You hear that, right?
You definitely hear it.
Yeah.
No fat joke here. On Wardog's release, is there a planter host slash run community service?
If not, why? If so, I want him.
Yeah, that's the scab right here on that corner.
Still just cruising down.
Careful of that right-hand peek.
Yep, nice.
You hear that stuff above us for sure
Labyrinth is not open Labyrinth is not open they did not come this way
Let's loot basement just listen as we're looting
You can loot all those bags. Sorry bags. Yeah, sorry bags. So far back
Hit this
War dogs community servers what we're actively asking for them bro
Um got that rip of my bed. We would love to be in peace talked about it. I know peace talking to him on a
You can hang through our agency or something and we're trying hopefully what we would like is it's just a server that we can all
kind of call our home and
It's gonna be good for us because if we're like getting stream sniped and whatever we can just kick people out of our specific servers
They go play on other servers
You know
So hopefully we can't do that, but you know, we'll see
Sounds good, yeah
Careful on that staircase, I'm here in audio.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
Damn, I thought that was a bad boy.
All righty, we should buggy once you're ready
All right, I had that man, let's do it
I'll drink one too, get that later.
Now we know someone's here, we just don't know where they are, so, head on a swivel.
Turn in there careful
I like to go through this way because you can hold like a headshot from the staircase the other way
I'll just chill for a second listen
Okay, there's bags and spawned on here as well right in this room 123 I like to loot these
before I go up just to give the opportunity to the person out there and maybe move their
for you. That's good though, I mean. Now what we should probably do, we should probably
skip this, head straight to east. So if there is someone there, we don't just get killed
for free while we're looting, you know. Yeah, yeah. Got top left with those care cases.
yeah and we want the computers and the computers are
a bitch we have a scab close to us
I missed, fuck me, bring her this way, come on
Going up always come up this staircase with the right hand peak
Blood on the wall this was a player fight right here
PMC dead looks like he's unloaded second floor on the second floor
wait audio
could have been you but I don't think so careful careful careful they could be
I can be above you, brother. I can be above you.
Careful. Yeah, very careful.
Very careful.
You have audio outside in the bushes.
You hear that?
Yeah, I heard it. That's first floor.
First floor down.
Alright, gotta start clearing.
Just careful of your long peaks here.
Let you go a little forward and I'm going to hold your long feet.
You honestly just sit on that body and just listen.
I'm clearing all of your best.
Definitely pick a scab.
Yeah, I read it right.
I was a gambling man I think. Typically people like to have high ground, so I would put money on it that these guys are on the third floor if they are still here.
A lot of scabs down there.
Are you on the third floor?
No.
No, I'm on first.
Let me know if you go third.
I
Have shooting through a window is that at me that's not at me it sounded like it that was not at me
I think he's on third
That guy's gonna be on third you just stay right where you're at. That's me. I'm good. I'm good
Okay, you moving? Yeah, I'm not moving now. Okay
Alrighty stay at the staircase. I'm gonna go all the way down. I'm gonna start clearing up. Okay
What
Yeah, cuz that motherfucker's sitting there with his dick in his hand waiting for me to come up one of these staircases
But if he's sitting on third floor, it's good for us because third floor is hard to hold if I can get up
Okay, could be on the roof to that these stairs outside. That's how you get to the roof the red stairs
Yeah, there's outside, but there's also over on the opposite side of where we entered you can get up to the roof as well
Just trying to hear this guy
Do you use pivot?
I think, yeah.
I might know where this guy is potentially.
I got it.
Okay, third floor is clear so if he's up here, I think he might be behind one of these doors.
Are you walking?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm probably going to tell me.
Oh my gosh.
I'm in full fucking shoot everything mode.
I'm not married.
All righty.
If you want, you can loot that guy.
Okay.
See if he's looted or not.
If he's not looted, I'd get off the body.
What?
Is that it you?
Yeah, I killed both of them.
They're just too scarce.
That wasn't me okay, that's that a helicopter that wasn't either yeah, what's that helicopter
I
Couple little turkeys. Yeah, there's a player by the helicopter. Wait
Signed shots of my left. It's her breast. Yeah, it's players at the helicopter. I
Might have tapped one. I don't know for sure. Yeah, do it. Oh, I see the other one
This guy's a bot.
Got nothing.
I see one.
Yeah, he's out in the trees.
Yeah, he's out in the trees.
I can't believe he saw him.
That's crazy.
He's running.
He's running towards you.
Crazy.
Thank you, baby.
She's talking.
My wife my wife
Okay, got you they're trying to go into the first door first floor
They're in first floor
Yeah under me like are on the outside of the wall or something
Yeah, they're in
are you first one?
No, anything you see.
I smoked one bad.
I'm coming up though.
Yeah, yeah, just fight your fight.
I'm on first floor.
You're not going to kill me.
You're not going to see me.
Okay.
Healing.
That guy's hit bad.
All right.
No one's inside anymore, right just me and you they're on first floor though.
Where are you at me?
He's under me.
I heard that.
Where are you at 203 he's he's he's 103 I was trying to get like an angle.
got it already went to west oh he just repeats hit me he's got bridge got it
careful skybridge not a good spot to be yeah can't kick you open my I see you yeah
I see you I'm trying I'm trying he did not hit me he almost did
So I think once still on our side you ran to the opposite the opposite side of the resort
No, no, they both ran under me 100% okay, and then they both ran across
Yeah, I know I think no not me
He's bring around you hear him no
Are you anywhere near me? Yeah, brother. I'm right here. You hear me?
Yeah, this is me you just jump. Yeah, how the fuck you hear that guy? I'm hearing them
I just want you to know where they're at. I'm hearing them. Yeah, I know I know it's like taking talk in Spanish
I'm trying to keep up with it. Yeah
Come back to me on the stairs come back to me on the stairs if you can just don't get killed. Oh
God
That's the only way. Yeah, I hear you. I hear you they both went they both went
uh like across i think there was one has a sniper rifle yeah probably which means
they're gonna look through these windows we need to move come to me come to me
just come to me first floor on the west just come to me come to me
chat where i drop my bag at you guys remember first floor
I kill him.
Now, I might have killed him, but I don't think so, though.
You can't drink your water.
Well, it's not good.
Scared the fuck out of me.
All right.
That's them shooting, right?
Yeah, we're going to relocate.
These guys are going to try and push the admin.
We want to fight them, but we can't push from where we're at currently.
I'm coming up to you.
We're going to drop outside and go fire truck, and then we're going to rotate around.
Which you don't shoot that scab just trying to run past it's on our left
he's coming over to us this guy yeah just keep running
I
Not should play aggressive on that guy I could have killed him. I won my fight like my trade big you were so weak
They're just gonna be in the east right in west. Yeah, my son
I went down the staircase I'm in the bottom of this area
We're just gonna set up for them to push over from west
That's you
Oh
Oh my gosh, I thought this was the way you went. I'm sorry. Oh, it's good. It's good. It's good
Yo, the anal gene makes you thirsty, huh? Like I yeah, it makes you thirsty as a motherfucker
Now I think these guys are gonna come over here, so we're just gonna be patient. We're just gonna sit just listen
That's the scabs are growing them.
They're listening. If they come over to admin, which they should, unless they're questing,
which they might be. But the way that they played and pushed into West makes me think
that they are not very good. It also makes me regret not having a scope. The only way
way we lose against these guys if we run out of them.
Here we came from.
I should be able to do that.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I
Shoot me I'm going to the room with the three bags. Yeah, so I'll see them
Sounds good. I think these guys are questers. I think that's why they came in so late
I don't think we're gonna see him unless we push them
So we can either a reset make our money or be push them and try and get more
I'm down for it either I'm definitely gonna look computer. I mean you can
All right you Luke computer I'm gonna go and clear west all these bags are no
I'm coming to clear with you
Okay, I'm sure
All right, come up to me
Pop pk make sure you drink
Did you go up one yeah, I'm up here
No, you're not here you're gonna hear me running out here in a second
That's them. They're on the opposite side. One of them is at least.
Scab shooting me. Scab at you.
That might be a player. I'm gonna main stairs. Are you on stairs?
Nope. Player first floor.
Coming.
There's gonna be two. There's one player on first floor.
Can I go from outside, Hush? Yeah, you're good.
I
See you I see you yeah, they're gonna be you just gotta be careful. There's one I see my seam I see my seam
Yeah, I'm gonna throw an aide give me the new seat for you. I fuck one fuck one
Three rooms in front of you on your right. Yeah
Be careful they can beat you whenever they want
Oh no, bro. No, man. He actually hopped out on me.
That sucks.
He's out there with you right now.
I killed one of the other ones in the room in front of you.
Okay, got it.
He led his shit.
Yeah, I'm healing. I'm good.
You're doing good.
Doing good.
Brother, what in the fucks?
BT is so bad.
Yeah, it's pretty bad
I made in the room
I shot your friend with a full mag and he's on the edge
Good morning, how's that punch?
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead
My name got him. No, I tapped him as he moved because of your name, but we got him. It's all it matters
Let's go
Look, yeah, son
You ball out no
No
These had a right hand peek against me, and I was like he was holding the angle so I knew I was fine
I just didn't want to rush it
Bro, I don't I was why is this gun gold background as he repaired it and got a an enchant just like a
chance that it hits
Okay
Just gonna fix my arms good work, bro, I did you do chat
Want us to hurry up because GTA is about to drop we need to be ready to watch it
Well, I gotta let me pack this guy out there real quick. Yeah pack them up
Everybody's laughing at your POV
Wait, I mean I did my thing. I can't lie. I was playing good until the thing was he he jumped out man
He jumped out from the from second floor
Hey, and I was trying to cook in it on the guy in front of you. You're gonna be you're alive. Oh wait. I
Know that's all that matters, bro. You're alive and he's dead. He's dead. I
I
Was an illusion mine wasn't pretty about ammo a headshot ammo
You got to hit people in the face. You got to shoot them in the head with it
You ain't gonna like work. I'm wearing levels five and six you're wearing I think level five like they're not killing us with that ammo
Unless they absolutely destroy us
damn is this did you load this backpack up or is this him yeah I'm loading it up yeah
yeah I'm making that money I'm gonna go wrap up that guy outside I'm gonna go grab my bag
level 40 sure why not wait do you see what he did wait do you see your brother
it's fucking crazy
all right I'm leaving you I'm gonna go pack up my bag and then yeah ready to
Rock
Chat is roasting the shit out of this guy it must have been pretty nuts. Oh dude. He's horrible
I mean he jumped out had a clean fucking
Leg because I had my grenade out and I just didn't know how to take my gun out for my grenade
I pressed like three different buttons, so I threw my grenade at him, and I'm pretty sure
You threw your fucking grenade out.
I'm pretty sure I killed him with the grenade.
No way.
I can tell you.
I can tell you.
No, you got him with the M4.
You got him with the M4.
No, man.
You got him with the M4.
You got him with the M4.
He's bad, bro.
He's bad.
He's bad.
Oh, man.
Alrighty.
If you want to continue looting, you can.
I'm going to go ahead and I need to make sure I got Netflix and everything.
Netflix everything ready to go to watch this so I'm gonna go ahead and head out
oh we got a sign into Netflix I'm pretty sure it's it's debuting on Netflix in five
minutes you know where to go bro you got this shit everyone's dead it's only
ten minutes left and we run into his
questers anyways you're chilling
yeah
I'm coming
oh my gosh scared the shit out of me
is that a sniper scout?
yeah
at least I think so
he's shooting
yeah I'm not
he's shooting at you?
yeah I'm not seeing him
Oh, I see him now.
I see him.
Yeah, this game is incredible.
I love this.
I love that you're enjoying it.
It's the way it is, man.
It's fucking incredible.
All right.
Let me make sure I got this year ready.
Great work, man.
Five minutes, right we got five minutes five minutes five minutes five minutes if you have it on your phone
You can just QR code it. Okay, cool
You see these your keys your camera?
All right. Oh
That explains it. Gav said he's gonna log in any dad. You fucking liar
That's why the cool we need to make sure we're ready to go
Because I didn't fucking do what I said I was gonna fucking do I don't know why I turned into fucking Mickey
Yeah, bitch pussy
Dude that guy is fucking horrible
Holy shit, okay
Netflix and you sure I mean more Brandon said we could okay
Bro, wait, what do you mean? What do you mean? I'm not logged in. I am logged in awesome. QR coded brother on here. They were
Damn oh
I get up I get up Terry
My wife's, of course it is, but one thing.
Let me get this all figured out.
I'm not one!
All righty, I'm almost there, I'm almost there, I'm almost there.
clip is wild, I cannot wait to watch it.
Did you know where to go on flicks shows? No idea. I'm so
trying to log in. But for some reason, it's like I'm sending
Morse code to my wife to get a fucking response from her texts.
There we go.
Oh, maybe shut the fuck up.
All right.
What is it?
New and popular.
I don't know.
I'm just going to search it.
G. G. T. A.
What about games?
Is there a game tapping the search bar?
G. G. T. A.
All right.
Right there.
But it's not.
I don't know what we can really.
I'm just going to make 100% sure.
All right, yeah, we are good.
We are good.
Okay.
Okay.
Chad's saying Netflix crashed.
Bitch.
This will be kind of cool.
Show screen.
I will when I get it full cam.
Okay, but I'm not gonna, it's just too much shit going on, bro.
I've never, you know.
All right, that's back.
Watch this a little bit and then we'll roll.
GTA, just down here, okay.
All righty, I'm waiting.
No, we're good.
I'm pretty sure.
If the streams go down, GGs, it's on me.
All right, it should be dropping.
Where is it?
All right, I'll see you on the other side.
Yo, Crack it!
I guess they know we're coming.
All right, there's the block right here.
Be cool.
Yo.
What?
Nothing.
Yo.
What the fuck?
Yo, what's up?
Y'all trying to smoke?
No.
Y'all know Booby?
No, you all know booby booby, huh? Yeah, you know we're picking something up for you know anything about that
Yo, yeah go inside and ask for Raymond bro. Appreciate it
Wait, this isn't a cutscene
Bro what oh shit
That's a game!
Man, I don't even want to hear that shit.
Like, I don't even want to hear that shit.
Hold up, bro.
Yo.
You know what I mean, son?
Raymond?
No.
What?
Booby sent us for a pickup.
Alright, alright.
Yo.
We going up.
right it's out bro this looks insane
I
Said you simple pick up or drop off pick up
Straight up first on the right
Oh
What you want no, no never heard of
Yeah, we're gonna pick up the movie. All right, hold on
I don't want to come in here and fuck the fuck on you.
What's going on, man?
Yo, Ray, these two sat in for boobies?
Already told that motherfucker what the fuck's going on?
Die, yo!
You seriously sent y'all over here right now?
We're just here to collect, man.
Why he ain't come to let you in?
You ain't asked yourself that.
No.
Look, we could go back empty-handed.
My partner's off the grid right now.
You feel me?
Until I forgot what the fuck he had with the fuck going on.
We need to hold him back right now.
Yo, he's looking insane, though!
The problem is, he only worried about himself.
Yo, pump.
Let me tell y'all something.
At this point, I really don't give a fuck.
Hey, hey, there's the shit up.
Yo, Ray, it's him, Ernesto.
If we don't speak pump.
Raymond!
Yo, Ernesto!
Raymond, Raymond!
Where the fuck you at?
Oh, yeah, man, man, man.
We've got a situation happening.
My friends on the dashboard are on their way.
They said they're paying you a visit,
so just let them take whatever they want, okay?
What the fuck are you talking about?
You know I got a nigga outside your mama house, right?
Raymond, listen, very closely go to him.
Raymond.
The fuck is that?
Hey.
Hey, you're right, it's 12.
They told us nothing.
Raymond, ah!
Get these words out of here, man.
Shit!
Oh, wait, this way.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on!
I've always been there for you.
Is this what happened?
Please! Don't fucking move!
Oh, shit!
Holy shit.
Stay down.
Yeah, I know.
Yalla!
Yalla!
We need to find a way out.
We got Booby's bricks.
Booby we gotta get out of this we smoke it 12 in the
All they have to do is die for it and leave, John!
Get your fucking head on the bunch of street bushes!
Why do you mind if they need to load it?
Aw, too bad!
Clean this shit up!
It's fucking Mendon's.
Look.
Anything he saw us?
No, he couldn't have.
Oh, poor Mule.
They got more cops coming to you downstairs.
Get in here, put it, get your way.
Thanks, man.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Listen be fucking shit, I get that too. Who is this guy? You know, besides Brian's old filming
I don't know as much as you
THE DRIVING LOOKS SO SAGE!
Just kinda wish they weren't running late. Really?
What? I didn't know all this.
Relationships are about communication, Jenny.
Sure, I'm sorry.
Where are you at, my city girl?
No!
What the fuck are you doing?
Where were you going?
You seen this?
Look who's back.
I'll make some money, make some money, man.
Now I understand.
I'll understand.
I'll make some money, make some money, man.
What?
Sometimes I'm just more comfortable.
I don't have to use a gun, you know?
Just be charming, okay?
Yeah.
And don't worry about Brian.
Dudes are tired.
I mean, look at Lori's snap-matic.
Looks like they're loving it.
There they are.
Everybody hands up! Put the Fritos down!
Oh my God, as I live and breathe, look at the two of you.
Hey Lori, it's good to see you, Brian.
Uh-huh.
Oh come here, give us a hug!
I told Brian I thought you two were both dead for sure.
Now what have you gotten yourselves into? I want to know everything.
I don't know what this is.
Look, how was your side seeing it with my girl?
You're too miscarry these.
No!
Shut up!
Hold on.
This is so fucked up.
Well, Brian was quite the stud back in the day.
What the fuck is this?
What's up?
Well, job, it has to be done tonight.
It's a night?
He wants it on the quiet, huh?
He only wants one of them.
Well?
You know...
I don't mind.
I mean, I...
I don't need to want it.
I'm gonna go.
Enjoy your dinner, guys.
I'll be back for dessert.
Well, I'll walk you out.
I need the ladies.
Yeah, let's take in the view.
I never get to...
smoke through your Ferrari.
I never tell you about...
Ah, bro, it looks incredible.
I'm telling you, I was a kid.
I don't think so.
They had nail mazes and the Ferris wheel felt was a highlight of the goddamn summer for us kids.
Everybody had the way to say that!
And they had this beautiful hair cell.
One night we snuck in and a buddy of mine got a hand.
He gotta work.
Look what the law chased him.
I
Practiced beat up so fast we thought we was
I start going faster faster and getting harder to hold on and I said well shit
You can't don't stay on
You got a point?
Yeah, yeah.
You gotta know when to get off, Jason.
You hear me?
What's that for?
Hey.
Hey.
I got this fellow guy's car.
I'm heading to the address to get.
Thanks.
All my work.
Yo, so, uh, I've been thinking, and...
I don't think we should tell him about, you know, our troubles.
Not just yet.
I thought there was a whole point of that.
Look, he could sell us out.
We'll put a bullet through our heads.
I mean, seriously, what reasons do we have to trust this guy?
All right. So how do you want to play?
Spoke play. Just say hi.
Nice to meet you. Here's your car.
Where's our payment?
Please let us know about any further criminal opportunities.
All right. See you there.
Yep.
Kissing.
You miss me?
I've been busy.
You gonna text this guy?
Dude could be a cop for all we know and he's not a cop. All right, he's just cautious
It's probably why he survived so long. We can learn something and maybe you could yeah
You're the perfect criminal
Jason you see yeah, yeah, yeah, we got to go go. Yeah, go like right fucking now
Hey! I got him!
Don't get us trapped in here, boy!
No, no, no! This is good!
He's coming through!
I'm like I'm in the zombie game, okay?
That's it. Good.
How about we just chill here for a minute?
Fucking shit, show.
You want me to take the wheel?
What? No.
Look, you think everything always goes as planned, huh?
No, man. You know, there will always be some kind of bullshit.
A professional adapts.
Are you a professional, Lucille?
Of course. Good. I need a profession.
I see. Thank you so much too. Let's go.
I
I don't know what I want to do.
Shit.
I don't want to stand up.
Okay, out.
Don't leave anything.
All right, Jason.
We're cargo.
Copy.
Maybe some warning next time?
Oh, should I tell you to put in your calendar?
Friday morning, bankrupt.
Come on.
We passed the test?
You did fine.
You're still alive?
This could be the start of something good.
Keep your phones up.
Oh, Mamita.
You chose a los ojos.
Oh, hey.
Take me to the loop, baby.
I need to see you.
Does this mean we're on this crew?
Yeah, I think so.
You think he can help us?
You don't have any better ideas, do we?
Where are we?
Back in Bayside.
I'm gonna take a look around.
I'm gonna rock!
Crystal ball on the table
Shaw and a few jingle bands
Sing cat with them eaves
Oh, yeah, it was handy, baby
Oh, this is fast
Rudey, what's up, girl?
Ah, shit's a lot, boy
Oh, yeah, it was handy, baby
Oh, yeah, it was handy, baby
Oh, this is fast
Rudey, what's up, girl?
Ah, shit's a lot, boy
Oh, yeah, it was handy, baby
Oh, boy!
Yes!
Beware the devil!
Sorry!
She's gonna get you!
She's just a devil woman!
We'll leave her alone tonight!
Beware the devil woman!
She's gonna get you!
I'm dead high!
Let's turn a Jeep into a quick one.
Get out of here!
Hey, watch out!
I can't get a man on your feet!
Come through on their way.
I'm gonna use this!
Oh shit!
What the fuck are you?
What the fuck is this?
Oh, the Tron Challenge!
Wait...
You used that my friend's car?
Yeah.
BLEEEEASE SHIT, CHECK!
What do I do?
Jesus...
No, no, no, no, no!
Look!
The action's gonna be over!
Oh no!
WAAAAY!
NO WAY!
Now I know why I came that far
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
She's gonna get you
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
She's gonna get you
Stay away.
I thought you'd be real good at battle at the dawn, but we're...
Lucia, Jason, come take a seat.
I'm waiting on the ETA for the flight.
Can I get you anything? Tea, coffee, champagne?
Three more champagne. Thank you.
Be right back.
Trust me, the slide boss would only help you.
So Val, I know it's a party, but we are working, right?
The job is Andres de Leon.
Protect him, but keep him in line.
Gas him up boost his ego making feel good about himself, baby, sir
Hey, there's a sight for sore eyes Tina. What's up, Chula? Andres
It's been forever. How is everything? Oh, I mean it's been a stop. Lucia Jason. Please meet Andres De Leon. Sorry guys
I'm a hugger. I'm a hugger. Come in here. Yes
All right beautiful beautiful. Yes gorgeous. Don't rise strong. Good job
Should we go gentlemen guess you driver? Sure. Let's go
Like are you ready for this party, bro? I don't know me
Okay
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not stupid
Hey guys, how's it going down there?
Who the fuck is this?
We'll talk more later, okay?
What the fuck?
I have no problem!
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
Nice distraction, Jay. A bit dramatic.
You're welcome. Go on a stick. He's got all of us.
Shit. Okay. I'm on my way.
I
Oh
Oh my god!
That's from what you called, isn't it?
He got dead out of you!
No!
Get the fuck out of here!
Might not feel like it, but these are your glory days.
A salad year, you know?
Nothing is gonna beat who you are now.
You can't see all the fucked up shit that's looming on my horizon
Enjoy this dude. This right now is all that there is all the time
Trust me
Take my money, take my money, take my money, take my money, take it, take my money, take
every last fucking dollar, take my money.
Oh my God!
Holy shit fucking ballsack man.
Hey, what's going on, Nick?
What's going on with you?
You ready?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Nick?
Yo, that's insane, bro.
That's, that's, that's, that's.
What?
Listen, a lot of you guys might be new here
and you don't know our origin story.
I started this whole shtick on GTA, man.
Like, I started, I started all this,
all of where we are at now,
all started on GTA RP.
So for me, you know, I hold this a little closer
of the Johnson because like we have been waiting for I have you have people who've been playing
GTA for a long time. We've been waiting for this for years. The racing looks incredible.
The shooting out of cars looks incredible. The cars actually demolishing its surroundings
around them like buildings and the and the seats and the like that looks sick. The way the
cars are blowing up and the fire is spreading. You can see the paint on the outside. All I think of,
yes, storyline is going to be cool. All I'm thinking of myself is the rp shit and how
just absolutely insane that's going to be. Obviously it's going to be a while until that
I think that comes out. I think
that looked awesome. I mean,
even just the regular game.
Bro, I'm so excited to play just
the regular game to be honest,
man. I'm excited for it all.
I'm excited for it all. I'm
pumped. That's so exciting. Yo,
yo. I was sick. I was sick.
Insane
You're gonna turn that PS 5 on you're gonna hear
That fans gonna be on
So I was just talking to chat about that it's gonna be it's gonna be console only for a little while right or for a long time
That's right. I mean that's what people are saying. That's what people are saying
That's what people are fucking saying you're you're a GTA guy that that's kind of like annoying or what it's gotta be annoying
Oh for fuck. Yeah, of course. It's fucking annoying. It's stupid shit
Listen man, we've been we've been waiting for this shit for ten years
Wait ten years. It's been ten years man ten years GTA is where I started this whole streaming gig
and I'll back in the RP space and
I
Do like it's the little things it's the little things
I'll just tell chat like the way that they were shooting out of cars the way that they you know
When they were going around the corners or they were swapping characters or like even
They're racing and the car driving it just dude it all looks so it looks exactly what I would want it to look like which is cool
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean dude that I
Was telling you I mean we got it at least play the campaign. I mean, I know you're gonna have to RP and whatnot
But I'm definitely gonna know you're so you're RP and as well. Well, wait, hold on the RP is not gonna be around for a while
Right, it was just be like campaign on the PlayStation and then what the reality is is nobody knows
I think usually if we're following the trend, but at the same time RP didn't exist before GTA 5 in that space and
RP is literally what has kept that game
Relevant for as long as it's as it's been
Yes, GTA is always going to be relevant, but like it's been the number top three game in the world for the last 10 years because of the RP space.
So I'm optimistic that they'll bring RP sooner than people think, but at the same time,
How the fuck can't you be after a trailer like that man?
I think that's one of the coolest trailers I've seen for a game.
Yeah, I don't know.
But at the same time, dude, if there is a company that are perfectionists, it's Rockstar.
Like every company has had a flop Bethesda flopped you look at Ray are flop flop central
You look at all these monster companies that all came up together with a company like rockstar and all of them have put out
Dogshit games. I don't know if rockstar has and even if you don't like the game
Everything's broken everything's broken. Yeah
Crazy dude
No, but yeah, they're just I they're the only company that I have full faith in like I just don't think
That they're that they're gonna flop. I don't they haven't yet much own an RP server. Is it we got that?
Brandon
Loaded they run they run prodigy. It's like the biggest RP server in GTA. Oh shit. Yeah, bro
That's fucking cool. Yeah, bro, it's fucking crazy
The big two the like the two big servers like the big names is no pixel
They've been around the longest they were doing it before really anybody and the most recent people who have popped up has been prodigy
Okay
Joe hutch the clip you you know you should oh yeah
I need help.
Okay, got it.
Pfft.
Yo, the best part about it is, is that I need help, Cole.
There ain't nobody else.
I need help.
I need help.
You were just so flustered that that's the only thing
you can get out.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Oh my god, that was great.
Oh, look, we gotta, dude, I wonder if the Tarkov
probably just did it for Hs.
Well, lay down.
Lay down.
My dog is in one of those moods where he just has to have attention no matter what I do or how many times I just try to
Yeah, a little bit, love give me some love, give me a little bit
Scratch the back of that ear, please
Oh man, that was fucking funny
Fucking A man, I was full of hair
Yeah, that's full, that is full, oh shit, it's happening to me, this is not good mode
Bro, right before you watch that, I fucked that guy in the room next to you man
I had blood all over the back of the wall, I hit him right in the head, right in the head
Yeah, but yeah, you have like a
Man wow that trailer which insane. Oh, oh, we're in it. Oh, that's why we're in a scabbo
Let's get it. Let's get it man. I mean brother power of GTA man
Oh, who's that up? I
I just spawned. I don't know, I hear shots through the-
Is that you shooting?
No.
Where are you at?
I just killed something and I really hope it was...
...the player.
Oh no, the player killed the fucking...
...Daggonit.
The scav killed the player and I killed the scav.
Is that you, Luton right now?
Yeah, I'm over here. Where are you at?
Coming over, boss.
Oh, damn it, Steve.
Ah, I'm shh.
You killed that fucking scab, did you?
Yeah, I killed the player's scab, man.
Well, what about the player's the player?
Oh, OK, there's not a player?
No, there is a player.
I'm looting him now.
The scab killed the player, and then I killed the scab,
which means I lose my rep.
What the fuck, that's not you.
What's on me?
What are you?
I'm on a body, Miles.
Give me a shot, give me a shot.
All right, I'm looting right now.
two second before favor
machining
i didn't hear you
i have no idea where you're crossing that
way would go to co-op
i'm a scab they got to get in the middle of the road by that green truck
I'm a scav!
I'm not! I killed a player, you jackass!
Is that you, right there?
Yeah.
No, my friend is just an idiot and I had to shoot so we could find out where I am. Sorry!
Hey!
I heard that.
I'm a scav!
Why are you shooting at us?
Bro listen my teammate doesn't know where anything is so I was shooting so he could locate me. That's it
Yeah, what's up?
I'm gonna be honest though. I'm gonna be honest, okay
This guy was aiming down at that guy. Okay?
He smoked them. I didn't know who was who so I smoked this guy
I killed a scab and it is what it is now here's a deal do either of you guys need the rep because if so
Wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait wait wait
Okay, listen if you can help my boy if you can help my boy get out
I'm a drop in this shit. Where's your boy?
Where's nica Nick are you here?
Nick
Where's Nick?
Okay, help him get the ventilation shaft, okay
Hey, good night and goodbye my sweet prince. Goodbye, brother
Wait, I wasn't oh my god, he killed me and I wasn't bad I just made him lose scab rep for no reason
Holy shit, what happened right there boys?
I killed a bad scav and I didn't know I killed a bad scav
All right, do you think I'm gonna take the dogs out
Yeah, he's gonna be so fucking pissed at me. Oh, no
All right, let me take you up boss. I'm gonna take the dogs out real quick chat. I'll be right back. Oh
Jack you tell me what the fuck is going on right now, bro
I got genuinely do not know what's going on kill them all
Now I can't he's being nice he's walking me
Don't do it man. Don't kill me.
No, I'm not. My chat's trying to give me to do it, but I'm not gonna do it.
So is he a PMC chat or are we all scabs?
I think he's a I think he's a scab. He's not a he's not a p.m. C
I'm told to tell you we are all scared nice nice nice nice
You can tell by his shoes in his outfit that he's a scab okay nice
I
Was some shit that just went down right there, bro
Yo, do you guys have like a lot of money
No, I'm saying like no not like cash in game
I'm saying like like like your stash back home. You guys got big big stash
Okay, never mind never mind
I was gonna ask for a little bit of you say this yeah, you know what a donate to the foundation of
Love
We are accepting we are accepting donations
I can't load you on... Yeah, I think Twitch is dead. Twitch died, Jett.
If you're in the stream, don't leave. You can't come back.
I tried to load Hutch's stream. I couldn't get in.
How's your stash holding up?
Bro, mine has been a mission. But I'm not gonna lie to you, today's been a good day.
It's the first good day that I've had since playing this game.
Here, take uh, take hatches back there, and I want you to shut up.
Appreciate you, game.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Leave this.
Pick this up.
Drop your bag and take his non. Ah, I was just making sure
It's right here right at this little thing
Appreciate you guys man. Best of luck don't kill me
I thought they're gonna blast my shit, man
Let's go
We got momentum today. We got momentum.
Well, Hutch died, but he'll be okay. He can sell some shit.
I can't, I can't, you know, I'm just fucked.
All right, let's go. And now, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep,
I'll sell all that right yeah just good ammo or bad ammo so take that unload
what slug that FMJ my dad keep I got a key oh dude they kind of hook me up man
Yeah, he hooked me up voodoo scope damn another key
T46 bad, okay
Tate
What do we got here open no cash in the wallet mother?
What about these guns bad keep the aviators need that?
Keep the backpack sell the rest right?
What's the plates on here? Yeah?
Yeah sell
Boom. Keep FMJ and T46. Boom.
Boom. Good. Good.
52k. Boom. Apologies. I'm back.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Apologies.
Dude, today has been just a generationally incredible,
great, awesome, hooray day.
I mean, it's been fucking great.
All right.
Wow.
We are back.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Look at the messenger real quick, receive all.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
We're here, and we're ready.
I think I used the rest ring.
All right, I'm back.
you get out I got a bro everybody we run into a game is mad chill fuck yeah
yeah yeah I thought can go ragman bro I'm about to receive the biggest package
everybody ready for this what are you getting me see I don't know let me see
receive receive all here we go I can't already already did it I did it
Everyone in my chat just keeps saying Twitch is cooked. Yeah, my twitch is my
twitch is crashed. Yeah, I couldn't open you up. I was trying to at the end
there. Okay, well, I mean, hey, Twitch is cooked, but YouTube's not, you know, A and
then B. We are farming at MN. We're doing exactly what you said we were
going to do. I told you. I told you. I told you. It's just incredible. Yeah.
The GTA 6 category currently has a million viewers. Yeah, they're just
getting fucking slammed right now. Yeah. People are just sitting there
watching the video over and over and over again farming. Really? Wow. Yeah, bro.
That's the meta, dude. Yeah, I'm too used to shooting shit, man. Okay, I'll do it
for a little bit, but go take it again.
I got a piss.
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it.
I'm so confident I didn't even.
We're even on right now.
Do we even?
My all my shoes.
No, I can't.
I can see my chat because I'm using a different program
to see my chat.
I'm using ground control as well.
I can see.
Yeah, I can see that.
No, I use pro chat.
OK.
Have you ever seen it?
What is ground control?
Is that does that put all the chats in one?
Yes.
I got you. Approach. I did the same thing.
I'm probably the same thing. I'm just going to get a picture.
I'll send you from the best.
Yeah.
Be ready.
Be ready.
Be ready.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Gotcha.
Oh, our, our, my channel is going up and down right now, really.
So what do you guys think?
GTA 6 is it a yay or an a for you after what you just saw
Absolutely, that's what I'm saying, dude. I
Feel like at some point either you just just you just don't like it right and like to that
I mean I understand but anyone who's like on the fence. I feel like yeah, let's go terrible spawn terrible spawn
Well, at least that pace was fucking awesome.
Alright, let's go for you.
Yeah, I like that.
Endurance skill leveled up to 20.
Oh, so you just get endurance by running?
Yup.
Here are our skill points.
So the great thing about shoreline is every single time we spawn we're...
Oh, on the hill.
Careful.
Right on that hill in front of us.
Okay.
I need to see what you saw
You're still up here for you he's up here he's up here knitting it. I don't have nates
They go out in front we're going left
It's a scab bro. It's a fucking scab.
Holy shit. I saw you.
That looked so much like a player. It literally saw me crouched in ADS like a...
Oh, oh.
Good shot. Somewhere?
Not good.
I don't know where.
Yeah, come to me. Come to me now. You're running towards them. You're running towards them.
Come this way. Come this way. Come this way.
Lay down. I think that's the goons. That's the boss.
You got to come farther.
I got my pink. I got my pink.
Can I start healing? You okay with
that? Yeah, you're good. Uh,
yeah, just keep crawling as you
heal. I can't. He won't let me.
Yeah. What's your thorax? This
hill just keep moving. Okay.
Push us all the way over here
You're coughing close. Yeah, it's a scab
Okay goods are gonna push us just stay here we're gonna listen for footsteps and laser beam
There's need to play off these hills
Let's get right. Yeah
I didn't even come back here and just play this mound.
Jesus.
What are these guys up?
Why don't we keep moving?
So, here's the problem, the goons will laser beam us from across the map.
We are very lucky to be alive, and they usually will aggro and then run straight at us.
Why they haven't, don't really know.
can move back we can try so after they're on you they're just on you come
left come left come left come left come left come left yeah typically when they
They aggregate you, they aggregate you till you die.
What Chad was saying?
Heard that.
Drive your stabbing bar so fuckin' hot, I love it.
Don't be here one day, son.
I want it, I want it, I want it.
I want to get on a run.
that's a
It's a nade, right?
Yeah, it might be from them.
I don't know, though.
It might be from them.
It could have also been a grenade launcher.
They run grenade launchers.
I think that might have been a grenade launcher from Big
Byte trying to shoot us.
This might have been the worst
falling that we could have out of there, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, Chad's all saying they think it's a grenade launcher
as well.
Thank you very much.
So they just keep chasing the whole the whole time. Okay, I think so. I mean I see we'll probably see him at the
That's my mindset we get inside of resort and if they're still aggro to us then they'll chase us here. Yeah. Yeah
Is that resort up in front?
What a fucked up way to start this game. Holy shit
How many other than are there you know how there's like three three vision is it three? Okay?
Well, there could be more than three black division, but the goons are always in threes. There's night. There's big pipe and
Night big pipe and
And, uh, I forgot the last one, but he's the sniper.
Is this, is this a boss?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Their boss is.
Yep.
Okay.
Okay.
Bird eye.
There it is.
Bird eye.
He's the sniper.
Big pipe is the one with the GL potential and night usually has an M4 or a 300 blackout.
Perfect.
Now what you want to see.
Can AP go over from the roof right here?
No. Well, can the enemy? Yes. Can the goons? No, no.
More Mutant Inspiria.
I'm sorry.
Something dead here.
What's your...
Multiple dead things.
Well, I mean, we're fucking late.
Yep.
Shots?
Opposite?
Yeah.
Sally.
Where'd you?
I think there's scabs.
I haven't seen anything in admin yet.
I'm going to listen to them, might be the guns.
Just a little drinky drink.
go back up the way we came
start hitting this
shit
Is it all looted?
No, no, no, no.
Let's get all, baby.
Come here.
Hurry up.
Put that in your butthole.
That is what we're looking for.
That's that chase item we were talking about.
GPU is crazy.
Yeah, my chat's going crazy.
300K.
Maybe even more.
Is it 400K now, chat?
I hear something on my side.
Okay, just a scan.
350K is what that's going for.
Peace.
I started a running step.
I'm just right in first floor.
Could be the goons.
Be ready.
Could be also player.
Where you going?
Is it under us or on the opposite side?
Under us.
I'm looking for a shot.
I'm looking.
Okay.
Walking up a little bit.
Oh, definitely something.
Could have been a player.
Could have been goons.
I don't really know.
Yeah.
How was you?
It's definitely heavy.
I'm on first floor.
Was that you that stopped real quick?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm just kind of listing right now to see if I can't.
Yeah.
Here's the problem. I don't mind finding the goons. They're not that hard
The problem is is that I don't want to get into a fight and then get thirded by the goons
I'm going up the third. Yeah, you're fucking annoying. Yeah
Dead stuff on third you're on second, right? Yeah on second. It's in the rooms. No, where you want me?
Yeah
It's a dead scav could have been looted by another scav though
I
Damn, what's that taking you this shot? I
Can't tell what's going on
Might be running into first four
Yeah
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I saw someone going from admin over to us.
Get the big big nose coming over from admin over to us
Now players get sorry fucking PMC
On third floor
I don't know where you are, but I'm coming up to third right now careful back side. Okay. Yeah all the way in the back
Just a scab, that one was.
He's just scabs.
Was it the bird nose?
Yeah.
Oh, okay, that was who I saw.
I thought that was a PMC with him.
Is that a call?
Oh, you're okay.
When they're running with that face mask, you just look crazy.
Yeah, it does.
That's you running?
Yep.
Actually really good for me. I needed this mask this that you walking yep on budget on floor 2. I'm on floor 3
All right, I'm in 310
Yep, I need this for Kappa you are for the rest there's
I
Heard yes chef
You hit that three ten and then
Yeah, fuck yeah
Got big bags
Pretty quiet. We know someone was here is here
are you on glass that's my glass yeah
want on one done one ton fish I'm gonna take a look one ton fish I can go
There's a wanton soup.
I can't lie.
Ooh.
I'm glad, you brother.
Oh, do you still need batteries?
I think so, but I don't know.
I have a battery.
Come here.
Come tell me if this is a yellow check for you.
If it's a big battery, I think.
There you go.
Yeah, I do need that.
I guarantee you.
No yellow check.
I think this is for a bench or something, you know?
Keep it.
all righty im ready to go to atmo whenever you are
Let's do it.
All right, I'm in the pot PK and I'm ready to move.
You know, just being adjusted.
We're rolling.
We're rolling.
And with those people rolling, rolling, rolling.
Oh yeah, SR 25.
That could have been.
Lots players in West
Yeah, there is a chance that it could be the night or it could be the goons
Any water shit look at these bags down there
Those are the goons
That's the goons that just shot
We kind of need to go to West before this guy gets to
walk out there and loot them and we just don't see where they're at.
Alright, I got fit in the water. I'm good.
So we just want to understand, you see there's a player as well?
There's a player shooting the SR-25 at the goons who just did the full spray.
And given where the audio's coming from, it sounds like he's going to be either on the roof or on the third floor.
I heard you.
Just hitting it? Oh, baby.
Going up.
You're a madman. I'm here.
I hear something close.
Just above.
Yeah, yeah, I'm all the way up. He's on our roof. I got it on our roof. Yeah, yeah, which is list
We're going down come this way come this way
Dropping back here you should drop yours as well
Oh do it ZZ
I
Have to be fast right now. I have to be fast. That's fine. Just one. Let me do it
I want let me do it might be the goons on first floor just so you know
Just you
Troopers
How is this guy so long?
Okay, you loot them. I'll watch over you. Yeah
I'm fucking waves at the galaxy. Yeah, I got the goons are down below somewhere. They could also be on first floor
I thought I heard them in first floor
Okay
be careful that door directly behind me I got sniping head I'm dead it's under
and to the right in the tree somewhere I don't know if that's a goon or just a
Sniper is dead. Yeah. Learn that lesson, I guess. Yeah.
I know what what what was that? Yeah, who just killed me player?
I had to be a player one shot like that. Probably a player.
You can always escape back and go check if you would like to
Much has a little split on it Boston player
but what is wrong with this?
unfortunate
you gotta loot me, I have so much good shit on my body
yeah, I will
oh my god
you want me to check for you just so you know?
yeah, yeah
I'm trying to get out of here.
What do I do? Just hit the disconnect?
Yeah.
She's already in there.
Yeah, I figured 44 2,000 hours
I know, but I'm not sure what that means.
I'm sure you're making a mistake.
I made a mistake.
I know.
I'm not sure what that means.
I'll kill you if you want to do anything.
Who killed you same guy
I mean he's just the best
Two two shots two kills he's just that good
I
Don't buy it, but whatever new kid on
Nookie at all.
And a laughing.
Planting against perfectionist, man.
It's always those guys with the 2K hours, 1800, 2500 hours
that you just never see
and they can just kill entire squads
without giving any information.
You died, we didn't hear the shot.
I died, I didn't hear the shot.
We literally never laid eyes on them.
We never heard the bullet it came from.
Fuck him.
Yeah. Never saw him. Nope.
What the fuck? That's a noise.
So fucking just sniping and hitting that shit.
Yeah. Just the best, best player ever.
Ever. All the time.
But hey man, not live by the way, not streaming by the way.
by the way, just sitting there in his fucking dungeon,
just the most elite level gamer ever to ever exist.
If he had to go live button,
he would be instantly dog shit.
That's just how they all are.
Fucking two shots, two kills, baby.
There it is.
Perfectionist.
Perfectionist, perfectionist.
bag okay what a bad take that's your fucking stupid ass up man I think I'm
just gonna use that MCX
okay man
like a thief from the night oh I don't think the guy was strange so I think the guy was
just probably cheating his dick off but who knows who cares he would it is he
would it is
All right, that's good.
Just can't go in there. What's going here? These can't go in one another. That's fucking stupid
Ever do is far from me
There's that okay
Scavron
Scavron
is twitch fully down like what's going on
Twitch is fully down.
I'm getting told twitch is like fully down like fully fully down. Yeah, it's getting
railed.
Railed. We're rocking on the YouTube man rocking. Yeah, YouTube's good. Kick is good. Yeah.
usual twitch having the most issues per use per use ah
Dude, there's nothing worse than that kind of death
Yeah, you don't even you don't even hear the audio man
I just wish you know what I wish bro. I'll just tell my chat this I wish our chat would just like stop giving people the
benefit of the doubt man
We should just be like doesn't exist man. I know but like with all the cheating that goes on and you're so surprising to me
There's literally a video. Yeah, there's literally a video called the wiggle that killed Tarkov
And it was about the amount of cheaters in the game and how terrible it was and even after that video
There is still absolute retards that will sit there and justify
Every single death and every single cheater call like their lives depend on it a bullet comes from nowhere
We have no information
We might even just suspect it and there's that one guy that one fucking marine in the chat
that's like well well I don't think so but it's like I'm alright man the guy
shoots two bullets so what happened was he popped me from a bush and I was
standing a little bit still for just a second and then and then he moved what
did he do he moved all the way over to the opposite side roof went to the roof
and shot you never stop no no he didn't see didn't kid I got hit in the
So he moved all the way around rotated outside the building walked outside of light where those rocks were and got a perfect angle on where
Exactly I was peeking at that time and shot me in my ear
All right, yeah, to me that's you know, it's a little too much, but I could be wrong
I've been wrong before man, but
I
Hate giving people like that a better than that. We really don't know
Oh, there's it's just I'm gonna be honest. I've been playing this fucking game for years
It's just this category out of every game I've ever played and every extract was the same way now. Yes
But I'm telling you GTA is even our GTA. Yeah, I'm in here
Tarkov is by far the absolute worst category for know-it-all fucking morons. I
I 100% promise you the amount of people in a daily basis that they can be completely wrong
Apex when I play with warzone like they just
Even when we're all like I was probably cheating like channel always be like oh
Just you got smoke and now he's cheating. It's like dude
You have any idea how many cheaters there are it's like
Of course, I think they're cheating. Why wouldn't I? I don't know him
He's the best he puts scum being a fucking pretzel aggro someone just aggro'd over here
Yeah, Tarkov is the worst for it. It is it is like when I go back to GTA RP
I
Hate the RP frogs like that's that's what we call like the ones who just get way too invested
Gta to Tarkov is, Tarkov is the you contemplate that an individual isn't the most legit, greatest
player of all time and some lizard in the chat that only plays PvE will be the one to
tell you that you're wrong.
We're just assuming everyone is cheating or like not to be like ego-tissue or anything.
Right, but hold on though, like not to be like ego-tissue, I'm just saying like
When I get smoked, it's not that I just automatically think they're 100% cheating, but I would rather lean on the cheating than giving anybody fucking credit in 2026.
It's just when you know how many cheaters there are, it's fucking insane, man.
Disgusting.
If that makes me weird or whatever, maybe we're different.
There's a player inside of that room.
room. He was crouching in all black. I couldn't even tell who it was and I am a dead man. You got this.
He is geared to the Everliving Tits.
to the tits.
You die as well.
Then.
Oh, shit.
I couldn't even open you up.
Everything's fucking smacked.
I mean, I fucking unloaded like,
20 shots off they went through his chest.
Is this guy thinks he's, is he live chat
or is he gonna bleed out probably?
He could bleed out, right?
Probably cheating, yeah.
I'm already, I literally, I knew that was gonna happen.
I'm already all tabbed,
some mighty motherfuckers,
some mighty them and the dozens.
I'm just waiting.
I'm waiting and I'm smiting.
I knew it. I was prepared.
What's the question?
Nothing.
Lamb chops or your plate. No, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, do not do that.
Huh? You can't do that. Do it again. You're going time out.
You do it again. You're going time out. Stop. Stop touching that.
No, no.
No matter if I get you out, yeah, please.
Away with you, child.
What'd he do? What'd he do? What'd he do?
Adrian, I know that name. I know that name.
Uh, it was, uh, CS player.
Okay.
Yeah, we go again. Amen. Yeah, I do. I don't know. I can't see any of the Twitch. Yeah,
Twitch is so dog shit right now. I hate that because people who don't know what's going
click on the channel and thank you. This is Hutch's fault.
Why you running? Oh, it's all channels. Yeah.
Mom say you'll be running. Oh.
I
Lid him up big dog lit him up
Jets and I put a lot into him. Yeah, I'm sore by armor a hundred eighty four that to the
Lot right
the fuck time you only have
Five hundred you only have four hundred and forty health. So his armor saved him for sure
Oh, I didn't even know that. Okay. Yeah, so anytime you see anything above four hundred and forty damage dealt
You know that you should have killed them, but his armor saved them. Oh, okay
Yeah, man, that's sick
There's the next question
Do you think after twitch sees their servers as terrible as they are right now? Do you think they go? Okay?
We need to make sure we're ready for GTA 6 or do you think Dan Clancy's just chilling in a hop-down?
Was that what it is? Yeah
Yeah, they better right?
I can't get it.
I just wanted to hot them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Check it in.
I'm going to put this motherfucker man.
I do.
If that's me, man, I'm seeing kicks fine YouTube fine, but my twitch is down, bro.
I'm fucking what's going on?
Yeah, they better prepare right now. Yeah. What the hell's happening? Everybody. 100%
agreed.
Job like, you know something by the way. So this is inevitably going to happen. Hutch,
you might even be here for two. So I'm just going to say it. Listen. So my son,
First born son. He's an Aries. Okay. He's a tester. He's going to be a challenge his whole life.
We're going to have to be we have to get deep in the sand there with them. You know what I mean?
Listen to me. He's going to come in here eventually and put his hands on my keyboard again. Okay.
Listen. When he does, I have to turn up on him. It's going to get clip. They're going to like,
But I gotta like literally yell pick them up and like immediately take in the timeout quickly
Okay, if people go and take some crazy shit, but it's just timeout. Okay. It's okay
Right the house has reverse osmosis on it. Right. We got air conditioning. There's fucking LNG 85 inch TVs out there
We got a fucking playroom. Everything's gonna be okay. We got to put them in timeout. It's gonna happen
Nobody freaked the fuck out
He's looking at my keyboard right now like the little ape didn't Aladdin when he sees the big fucking jewel in it in the cellar
Looking at that keyboard waiting to smoke it. Yeah, is he just is he just he's getting much stevious
Yeah, bro. He's hit another key. It popped up like three emails on my fucking screen. You know, it's like I'm
Stop touching a fucking keyboard man
I gotta freak out next time he does it, bro.
You already know Nick Burks.
100%.
That's why I'm doing this, guy.
I'm letting them, because I'm going to put out my clip afterwards saying I got to do
this.
He's done it four or five times.
We got to put the fucking foot down, man.
We're ammo.
MA56A1, I got 150 that.
Yeah, MA56A1's good.
Now, why don't we use 300 blackouts?
Is that good?
I got a lot of blackouts.
If you got a the build for it. Yeah, that's fine. That's the best ammo that exists
For that gun 100% rock that use that 300 blackout build
I typically don't use it because 300 blackout builds are expensive
Like just getting it to a lower recoil. It's like a couple hundred heads. Okay, so don't use that then no
You can use it use it. Fuck it. That's the most ammo that I have got two hundred and six
Oh, no, I got that's for the MCX Nick. Okay. Oh, so I'm I'm rocking the m4a1
Yeah, so that that you want to use them a 5 6 a1
I'll be honest twitch is still bugging. I don't know how much longer. I'm a stream with all this these issues going on
Let me know baby, you let me know
Alrighty we're gonna go here
I'm at one moment. I gotta just get these heels in order. I was trying to find the fucking ammo forever
No, I did listen guys y'all already know I've been struck in by the Tism a little bit whatever I have issues like this
I have no control over it. It fucks with me
It makes me want to lose my mind.
I appreciate you guys, man.
Yeah, I'll let it let me know, Big J.
I
Cannot wait for my fucking arms. I'm in there. I'm in there to not be
Hurting anymore. I can't wait bro. I can't wait. I can't wait
Wait, are you in here my butt
Oh
Yes, now let me click the inter raid fuck yeah, you've seen the limit
What about that one yeah, I am gonna accept oh it's still not let me do it
Let me just span the group and invite you back
It might be the document I had my thing
Maybe take that out. Yeah, I did it's gonna that's gonna be all kinds of problems
What the fuck is going on?
It's so it's to prevent people from arm team.
Usually it's those documents that you can turn in for the battle pass.
I don't want people.
Why is that?
Yeah, they don't want people finding ways around having to spend money on that
or find it themselves. Got you.
So did you jim it up today or no or no, Jim?
Dude, I would love to, but I didn't because I'm not kidding you.
I am fried.
My eyes legitimately still can't fucking bend my arms and it's pissing me off.
Now, we're so we're doing the gym.
Are we also did you all are you also doing a little bit of a diet too?
You hop out some shit? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Nice. Nice.
Yeah, for me, it's like whenever I get back in the gym, I don't want.
I say that after I had fucking the firehouse today, but that's why I don't
want it to be a waste, you know, whenever I'm not working out.
I'm like, ah, fuck it.
But whenever you start working out, it's like I went to the gym
Now I'm going to eat all the calorie deficit away and it doesn't mean anything.
It doesn't mean anything.
I just went and fucked myself up for absolutely nothing.
Yeah, so now I just went for exertion.
He needs a stretch.
No, dude, I did a fucking gym class with my wife and a couple of their parents.
I thought it was going to be a snooze.
My legs are still sore three days later.
I'm like, yeah, bro, pain to leave sore.
It's not like it's not I say like a pain. It's not like a pain. It's like dude. It's just my arms
Just they just they're stuck. They're stuck where they are
Pissing me off a loot this side just loot these doors go up and by that mannequin. I'm gonna go across and look the other side
like all these doors okay nice what happened we are bro customs oh shit I've
changed it up bro I feel it you get sniped from somebody sitting in the
fucking trees like that I it's like all right I'd rather go to customs and get
sniped through the trees and if we happens here then fuck it we'll go to
factory or reserve and I reserve interchange I mean just keep changing it
up bunch of freaks two shots two kills good for you a red I got a red I've
never had one of those a hawk gunpowder hawk yeah worth grabbing
The umpire is always worth grabbing, can always sell for a little bit.
Cupcake!
Are you running?
Yeah, yeah, I took a step.
For a little sprint.
Are you on first floor where you at no, I'm on the same floor. I'm coming on down
Here's something thought I did but looks like we're good
I'll hear it out there. Yeah, we came from
I
Go out and around through the woods
One more spot to loot them will go
What a great day it's been huh? Holy shit
Like that that that sucked, but I mean looking at just the day as a
Grand total I mean bro it has been awesome
There it is
here that is a player yeah I think so maybe it could be a boss shooting at a
player at gas station but it sounds closer
Yeah, we're gonna go up and into the trees where you at I'm not here for
good bpb on the other side of this wall is wound the area looks good like after
playing on that other map you play on all day I count like way but it's way
better than customs I think what shoreline yeah at least that like the
Larry that we fight in okay I don't know the dorms bro I don't I'm not a big
dorms guy but it's it's alright but oh I agree I listen to the dorms used to be a
lot of fun but it's I don't know I'm a huge fan of it either the only reason why
we're even going to dorms shit on so many times dude yeah the only reason we're
even going to dorms is for the marketing yeah he worth millions it's
definitely quick loot and good loot yeah we can get in there we get that
Marked room key loot and we just instantly get out and we're gonna be so late now where it's like do we win one fight?
We get we get paid
I just keep remembering like your first day when you'd hear shots and you'd be like let's
go let's go third it let's go run to it and now here we are walking across the map.
I am a task-enjoyer item picker-upper.
You said you had quests here do you know what quest you have you want to go take
a look while we're out here in the mill in the north. There we can. Sure. Come down here.
Take a look from there. I have the most here I think. Customs, easy money part one. Plant
the Bison Mercenary Poster. I don't have that poster right now. OK, warehouse of seized
goods on customs. Obtain the package of graphics cards. Shipment tracking. OK, obtain
the terror group shipments this un-customs hand over the found information
uh...
the name scabs the naked
i don't think we can do any of these until we get uh... keys
stashes hippo lighter
will check these and see if other people open a memory
as your game and running kinda like shit today
i'm glad i'm not the only ones just everything is yes but
It's going like up and down.
Yeah, it just kind of feels like it stutters randomly.
Yeah, like heavy too.
Yeah, mine's doing the same thing.
I don't know what is going on, dude.
Did GTA 6 break everything?
Like, ugh.
Maybe, maybe.
The cloud, maybe the cloud.
They're taking it down.
What I'm saying, dude, it feels, my PC feels terrible.
waterfall. Chad, you guys, you guys having these issues too? Oh, they're up here. My
gun's okay. I don't have a scope anymore. I got a, I got a hollow. That's fine. Endure.
not good my legs are broke where was it no idea it's in front right no idea
found a pot pk
I don't know where you guys shot
He's taking shots.
You pop a PK.
They're saying concrete wall left, apparently.
I don't know about that, though.
Can you get to me?
Can you pop PK right across?
Where are you?
Just right where you're shooting.
I just kept going.
I kept going.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
I'll pop PK right now and start getting over there.
get over here
get down to your right
okay 12
I
Just blasts my legs and then he just shoots the fuck on you
Someone alert baby
Nothing just look in
I just don't understand what just happened.
I don't either.
Is that like some like he turned his hacks on and just hit us real quick and then ran
out like, I don't know, I'm so confused.
Careful right in front of us.
we've hit so many bushes bro
I am a little bit I think
I'm gonna get inside your story.
Get inside your story, let's do it.
He's fucked up right in front of us somewhere.
I know.
He's in that bush, I fucked him up.
I'm just shooting.
Damn, man.
I got a load of my ice cream.
Let me take it.
Why have to load so many?
I hear him. He's like in these bushes.
Did you go back out and around?
Oh, I'm still on Belaya.
What do you want me to do come to you? Uh, I mean he looted all this
So we could go outside towards trashcan and then loop around
I just see if I can hear anything. All right, no one in here
Yeah
That guy ran out in front of us though. It's like car
Yeah
You check car
not taking far yet that is go out around this one be careful the window you know
you just vaulted yeah
I
Be careful that one
All that's a steal right here with this play
I just saw a player yeah I'm in here.
I'm second floor second floor
They push him from the seal seal. I'm on his ass you can't really push him
He's dead
Yep
This is me this is me this is me this is me
This is probably the guy you fucked up originally
Let me see it's like a white suit or white helmet kind of thing
No, green helmet
Green helmet, but he has a loot like the way he was playing and go and check those shit out inside this room over here
This guy real quick
I
It's why you don't heal spreads
Yeah, oh, it's not found in red boys good comms though. Hey good comms good eyes good comms good eyes
nice
doors are still open, was that you?
no
you didn't just open the door?
no
careful
possibly first floor door
possibly third floor door
and you know this fucking place exists in a very...
looking...
careful from your like, slow walk...
up from first, okay?
I'm in third floor mark room right now.
I'll hear something.
That might be it.
I
Yo, what up welcome back welcome back. I
Know if I was gonna see y'all again
Marked her ass it
Wasn't that good it paid for the usage, but not by a lot. I
I
Think it we might have actually lost money on this usage sadly his HP good animal hutch or no, huh? No no no no
Yeah keep cards up
I
Play hellbibers to with peanut that's a thing
Yeah, you know this game prides itself on like you know
Realism and shit, but I mean what fuck do I got to eat and drink so much?
Are you walking yeah me walking?
I'm walking down the two second floor now. You're on second floor, right?
No, I'm on the body first
Here's something
You're on first floor
You're your first no, I'm on second
This do you see this light
Yeah, you're on your own second floor you fucking meatball
It'll happen.
It'll happen.
Is it done?
I wonder if he's in here, actually.
Feels bad.
Half Twitch Turbo so never suck, but he is my freaking prime.
Yeah
Yeah, I love you, bitch. Yeah, I
Love you bitch. Yeah, I appreciate you man. Thank you for the prime, dude
Yeah, there's for sure someone down there loaded the front of his mags with m8 55 and then he put the rest
Yeah, that 15 15 that 30 bastard I started chalk. Why do you go so fast?
That is kind of dirty.
Why you keep saying cupcake?
This isn't a cupcake.
M-E-5-6 is garbage?
Okay.
Why are you coming so fast?
I
Like a big ass sniper. I won't lie to you. Yeah, that's right where we got to go boss
You slow walking yeah a little bit yeah
that you walking right there yeah okay sorry I'm like half of me still think that
that guy is outside I'm just waiting to hear him was it the key oh yes we know
Oh, let me see.
Nope.
I need 220 key.
You need 220.
I got a question there.
But I think the room 220 key is for me
to put this hippo lighter.
I don't have that.
I'm pretty sure it's what it's for.
Yeah, probably.
Are you ready, big dog?
I'm ready, big dog.
Let's do it.
Oh, careful.
Someone's going in.
Oh, here's Gavdan, very nice, very nice, thank you so much, I take all these, I take
audio sheet mother fuck all right let's boogie yeah there's people ahead of us
for sure I think we're gonna step on somebody's turf which is the bad thing
we're clearing from a pretty good direction so you ready she ain't sweet baby let's get it
all right puppy case
how you looking for loot all right
Agro is not on us, I don't think yeah, just gonna be a guy right here
looking
10
little more to your right
Let's try through these trees somewhere.
I'm seeing them.
Go all the way up to the top. Gotta clear this so we don't get shot for free.
like I hear him in the right maybe?
yeah
I do
I jammed, he's running away
he's just a player scan
no no, it's a player
he's dead
he's chunky, real chunky
Like he had a lot of shit chunky. Oh he dropped the bag right here bro. Yeah
Yeah
Well, I'm just back you get back. I'll get this body, but I'm gonna do it after you get that bag, okay?
And a gun did he have is it loud?
Yeah, we heard shooting. Oh, I I knew he did I knew he did
That guy is fucking
Oh, yeah fuels 200k
This guy's backpacks crazy, let's just take it right. Yeah, hey you but hold that graphics card from that last one, right? Yeah. Yeah
No, why I just thought of that
What about these healing foams good or no?
The what?
Healing foam?
No, foam is whatever.
Drop that bag.
Don't deep in.
You should take this AK-74U, they're gonna need this for that quest to kill scabs and
you should grab this and shoot scabs on our way out drop everything out grab that BP in
this rig just have your regular gun out and be single fire and just swap and shoot scabs
on our way out.
Do I have a, is there a mag in this?
Yeah, should be.
Alt T.
I
You know it's not me the player over here
On the crates, no, no, I'm on the crates is across on the other side of the road
Okay, I
Gotta run across this. I do not want to get held by him on
I'm on crates. I see him.
I don't see him.
I'm looking in front of us. Just careful.
can be in front of us somewhere over here
yeah
it's a bait me I'm going to the left side
I'll stay down here, stay down here, stay down here
and give him that horizon peek
he's gonna fucking want to have you just walk forward
I throw a little grenade where I hurt them, they'll not impact, nice little wall, it's
trying to look everywhere.
of
the
of
the
No, we're gonna go this way, go on there.
Gonna go up through here.
That was kind of clean, I liked it.
and
in the bus
on the
on the what that still is a little
now
what was that
still could have been running down here
The chest here is so good, I don't know where the fuck...
We're doing good, we're doing good.
Hey, that player you killed, there he am, was he weak or did you just tap him in the head?
I literally, I mean I tapped him in the head, but he was coughing, he was leg broken, there was nothing he could do, I mean...
It was like...
Yeah, I mean you threw it under the hoop.
Like I just stood there, got the pass and just barely blopped it up there, got all the
credit.
It was like, you were the pitcher who threw nine innings, shut out baseball and I was the
guy who homered in the ninth.
I'm going to ask you about this.
Okay, so if you're pitching, what's the etiquette, like what's the, not even etiquette,
It's just like the weight, like how does it go if you throw a pitch and you hit me, right?
Is it automatic like hands or if you throw a pitch and you hit me, I take the base and
then what?
Is it like, what if you give me again and you throw one close, is it hands?
Okay, so it's all like intention.
of the time like let's say I'm pitching and I hit you your first at bat like 98 in the back
yeah you're gonna be pissed but it's not like fuck you we're gonna throw hands like right here and
now but let's say right after I just hit you at 98 I just absolutely beat the hell out of you
and then the very next at bat my first pitch I throw to you it's like on the inner half
And I hit you again or almost hit you like as a as a hitter you can 100% be mad at that guy for doing that
Because at that level so if you throw a 98 you hit somebody like and then the guy
You know he wants to fight like that like that's a little excessive. You like you should be allowed to hit someone
No, no, no, I mean it's it's bro
You just got hit by 98 the amount of pain that you're in in that moment like that's gotta hurt like a mother and at that level
Wait, who the fuck is, oh that's the other guy.
Um, at that, at that level like, when you're a professional, wait, no.
Who the fuck is this?
I said I have two kills.
Level 21, that's AK-74, you guy, who's the other guy?
Well, you killed one in, in dorms, didn't you?
Yeah, Patrick.
In the dorm?
Venus.
I think you killed him in the dorm.
Yes, that's him.
I have three kills.
Oh, okay. I don't know that maybe that guy bled out bro
Because we were shooting oh
That's what it was the guy bled out maybe but it says I killed him at 25 minutes
So that's like at the end of the raid
Oh chat chat thinks I threw a nade and killed somebody
That's hilarious. Why don't I have an unknown key? How does that work? How will how well for a quest item?
It's a quest item.
Okay, okay.
Got you.
Um, anyway, so yeah, it's like, so it's, it's, it's situational then, you know, yeah,
because it's like, I hit you and we're both professionals.
We're both getting, you know, we're both there because we can locate the fastball.
So I am choosing to throw in the inside part of the plate where I've already shown like,
I don't have control over it and I've hit you.
So at this point, it has to be intentional.
Fuck you.
That, that's where they, that's how they look at it.
because a lot of times it's like you're pitching against Bryce Harper. You know if you throw in
the inner half of the plate up and in he's not going to be able to hit it, but he likes to swing
at it. So you try and locate there and then you hit the fucking guy. So he gets up his next to
that you try and do the same thing again and you fail again. And this whole time this dude's
wearing 95 to 98 to the chin like it piss anybody off intentional or not. Now here's the
the other part of that, when it is intentional, like for example, and I'm not against people
pimping home runs. I think it's a part of the game. But let's say you pimped a home run.
And I mean, I'm talking throw the bat into the fucking stands, pimped the home run. And
that next to bat, you take one into the fucking spine. That's fair game all day long. That
is fair game all day long. If you're going to Pimp and you're going to show those
You know all that stuff, that's fine.
I have no issue with that.
But expect that next to bat to wear a fastball in the back.
No doubt.
Wow.
That's just how it goes, as that's just the game of baseball.
If you're going to showboat me, you're
going to show your ass at me, I'm going to go, OK.
Well, you're going to pay for that showboat.
You look cool doing it, but now you're
you're gonna be sore for a little bit.
And it's completely okay to hit somebody in their butt,
in their, like you aim at where you're hitting them.
Like I've hit plenty of people on purpose in my career
and I've never once just, oh dude, oh bro, fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah, bro, we have a sign for it.
When the catcher puts down a middle finger, bro,
you're letting that fuckers sing, yeah.
So down, get me?
I the guy you're the guy you're hitting with the pitch. Does he know it's coming? Oh, he knows it's coming
Yeah, especially whenever like you miss the first one
That's usually when you see the ejections happen is when a pitcher misses the first one and he's like well
You're still gonna get it. I don't give a fuck. I'm still gonna hit you. I just miss the first one
I
Love it. Yeah
But again, that's that I mean to do that's all part of the game.
I'm I'm an advocate like I still I think that the MOB is a bunch of fucking idiots.
I think that the commissioner is an absolute moron and he should be fired.
I think that all the front of house people who do is a reason why no baseball players
talk to me.
Okay, this is why I'm very outspoken about this.
I think that the front office people the people doing all the media are absolute morons.
I think that the MOB is doing nothing but making the game worse in the front of office.
No doubt, it's hard to deny it.
With that being said, one of the things that I absolutely hate is the fact that they punish
players for making the game a contact sport.
Charging the mound, people getting in fights that's part of the sport has always been
part of the sport.
You go back a hundred years, it has been part of the sport.
Nowadays, you get thrown out of the game, thousands of dollars.
getting a fight three six ten game suspensions.
I mean, they punish the fuck out of you, bro.
I got a one fight in my pro career on the field and it was
ten game suspension or no, six game suspension and a $10,000 fine.
And I mean, this is in the minor leagues.
It's this is the minor leagues, man.
That's a tiny that's yeah.
But in the M O B, like, bro, you're looking at like 50,000,
$100,000 fines
Because you have to pay when you get thrown out you and your manager get get fined
Because usually he gets thrown out for defending you right after so you have to pay for your fine and his fine
That's just how it works
God that is just fucking electric though, man, I would man
Magic being in that position, you don't like a guy bro, you're throwing a hundred at him
Oh
That should go a little to the right
Oh, no, there's no little to the right have it go all the way to the right and up your fucking spine, bitch
But then but then and here's here's where the problems happen
You have a lot of these latin guys and this isn't anything like more than just
It is where they're coming from like in the dominican republic
that the level of baseball is completely different than in America's streets
man like bro those motherfuckers they don't care like that is like I don't
even know what sport I can compare it to it's just a cultural difference where
you you disrespect a Dominican baseball player you can expect to get fucked up
period and dude I had guys who they were like I'm gonna hit them and I'll
I'd be like, all right, you got this shit.
And they would go out there and aim for the fucking head
at 97.
And I'm just like, bro, you can't do that, bro.
Like, you're trying to kill the motherfucker.
Like, if you sit him down,
yeah, you sit him down, you're like,
you can't throw 100 at someone's fucking head, brother.
But it's just dude, that's how they are.
You can really kill somebody.
I mean, I was gonna ask you,
did you guys ever die from that?
Like, from-
I knew a guy who played, he didn't get hit,
he got hit with a comeback or he's a pitcher.
I think it was for Tampa Bay and he got hit
with a 106 back, a comeback or it hit his face
and it destroyed his face.
Nose broke, both of his eye sockets.
Yeah, a couple of bones and shit.
Yeah, crushed all of it.
I mean, he was on life support, a whole ordeal,
like he just, and then there's been guys
who get hit and their brain swells up and like,
I mean, yeah, it is dangerous, man.
It's dangerous.
I mean, I know guys, I mean, hell, even myself,
I got hit in the hand and it fucked my hand made up
and then I ended up breaking it a couple weeks later.
Well, I mean, I'll say anytime a guy sprints
at the other guy and there's a big fire,
I mean, you see that all over the fucking sports stuff, man.
You know?
I don't see it there.
So it's definitely, like, it's gonna hurt
the popularity of the game if they're taking that away.
No doubt.
No doubt.
And it only makes it.
Like it only helps it when things like that are
Yes, and it only like fights like imagine them taking away hockey fights. Exactly. Exactly
Like listen, and again, this is where it like brothers fights in the minor leagues
You can look it up like where a Dominican guy got hit in the back and got mad and he took his bat and hit another guy
Hit the catcher with it like there's obviously parameters where that should happen like hitting people with baseball bats
There's there's there's lies that needs to be drawn, but I
People do get out like dude one of the most viral clips in the last ten years is
Batista and what's his name for the Rangers getting in a fight at shortstop and Batista getting rocked and I guarantee you both of them
Got find out the ass or that
Are you good?
Get the shit out of me
Oh door yeah, like
Bro, it's entertaining that's what we want to see it's what everybody wants to see
Yeah, part of the sport
And Tim Anderson yeah, Tim Anderson getting dropped like dude, it's
All that stuff is it's part of it man. It's entertaining. It's like that that sport now is so popular outside the US like
It's more popular about it's more popular
You know DR Puerto Rico is like
Crazy. Yeah, if they had more people it would be that that would be the main hub for the sport in my opinion like
I don't know if you've ever seen
Japan or South Korea do South Korea baseball is I thought I wanted to go like if streaming wasn't a thing
I would be probably I don't know if I'd still be playing that's a stretch
But I would have attempted to go to Japan or South Korea to play baseball no doubt
Yeah, one of the guys I worked out with his name is Chris flex and I think he's still in the big leagues
He went to Japan or no, South Korea and played and he loved it
I mean he said that it was the best decision he've ever made
Player outside left. I'm gonna go home for that guy. Yeah, I heard that. So I'm falling down
See if I can't pick this relaxation key up
I don't know where it is
Are you going out you want the front? Yeah, I'm not I'm up front
I
Know it was a player. It was a player over to the right might be going to the road
But yeah, dude South Korean baseball so different like do they got bands playing in the middle of the innings like it's kind of
I would say it's banana ball
But it's you know banana ball in the US people act like it's this crazy thing when in reality in Japan and South Korea
They are closer to banana ball than the MLB is
Just how I don't know
It's like the circus of baseball if you may like and I mean that
Yes, yes, yes, but it's like
Yeah, these guys are still throwing 90s, you know, they're still great
It's just not yeah, it's just it's a it's a showboat. It's like a show like a little exactly and it's and it's blowing up
Like the younger generation absolutely loves it
Yes
Yeah, yeah, this boss is kind of boring to watch and it is not like playoffs. It's just kind of hard
I'm running across
It is just guys behind him.
Oh, that's behind me.
Come on. Come on. Construction.
Is it construction? Yeah, construction.
Yeah, it is. It is. Let's go walking, bro.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
It's through and ate me bro.
On your right?
Not good.
I'm right on the wall, on the wall.
On that wall, on that wall.
Watch out, got you, bro.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm dead. He just one bullets me every fucking time. Why can't he just shoot me anywhere?
Put the head ever
Fuck
Are you still alive?
Bro every time I hit a mine. I can't walk anywhere over there. I hit a fucking mine
Dude, I am so tired. He hit me in the thorax. What?
He one tap my thorax
No, you probably got dated I got dated. Yeah, I did Wow
No, my stomach was black
Yeah
Challenges trying to die to a guy in talk of doesn't even fucking 10,000 hours impossible
Yep, so when people apply wait wait, I gotta do my kid with chemistry. I'm sure I got everything good
Good, good, good, good, good, good, give me five, six, eight, one ammo.
I don't know.
Yeah, I got you.
I have no problem bringing you this.
This is, that's completely fine.
I can buy these on repeat.
You just let me know when.
Okay.
It's a good ammo, right?
Great ammo.
It's just what I can buy it.
Okay.
Like the better rounds are M855A1 and M995.
Okay.
Those are like the big boy rounds of this caliber.
Hey bro, he really threw that Nate over the top.
I think he like slit like he kind of like a half through it with the other side of his
mouth too.
Yeah.
Clean.
You know what I'm saying?
A little counter strike throw.
Underhand Skynade.
Yeah.
Literally, he probably looked up and just yeeted that motherfucker.
He was right on the other side of the steel wall from me.
He just kind of put that shit over the top.
I did not bring your keys again. Fuck.
I don't worry about it, but do you bring your AK?
I didn't. Yeah, I see. We're both fucking up.
Fuck it. Hey, today was the day of money and we achieved that goal.
We're doing great, bro. We have so I brought, I went up three, four mil today.
Fuck yeah. You did too. I think.
I haven't sold, but yeah, I have so I have so much shit that I, that I've, uh,
that I have to put up on the, on the fucking fleet too, man.
So much stuff. And now I know how to do it. I'm gonna be
2.9 but who's countable. No, I started in the middle a little under a mill actually
And I've been four and a half right now and I'm a lot of stuff on the flea market
So it'd be like five something
Are you at Terry?
Yeah, just saying that's a pitchers point of view I people forget that I was a
that hitter way before I was a pitcher like I didn't start pitching until my
junior year in high school yeah but it is still like it is it is still like a
fucking pitcher opinion I mean yeah I'm sure if you were only at bat you might
feel a little different about that oh bro I'd tell you a story I was pitching
against Logan Allen he was he's a big leaguer now for the Guardians and you
know we had the fucking a hundred scouts there they were watching me and
Pitch against each other. We're the biggest arms in the state of Florida at the time and I get up there and you know
Obviously, there's a lot of people watching
Logan is the hitter he had bats righty, but he throws lefty and
That first at bat, you know, he's absolutely carving
Wait, wait, wait, wait, give me a more just...
Yeah, yeah, come over here, come over here, come over here.
Yeah, that's probably about to do it actually. On the wall, maybe?
Yeah.
Thank you.
But he's absolutely carving us, like three up, three down, three strikeouts, though, in like mid-90s.
My first pitch, I rocked his shit.
Sadly, he had one of those little elbow guards. Have you ever seen those when you were watching the game?
So he, I plunked that elbow guard and I could tell he got fucking pissed.
and that next did that you know Logan's six foot maybe six one six six foot he
puts one right in my spine at 95 and all the scouts loved it doors open it's
usually isn't open just go to third but all this all the all the scouts loved
bit. Everyone was like, oooooh. But it was just like, bro, the ball's like, I'm a monster.
You have the balls to do that to me? Like, you're a fucking psychopath. There are people
here. I think I saw them in the middle. Okay. Maybe not. Oh my god, I gotta watch
I'm gonna push my stamina better, my goodness.
Close that door behind him.
Yeah, he's in there, he's in there, Hutch.
He's in his door.
Is he?
I think so.
There he is.
This scab.
I can play you first.
I'm gonna come up at least for a second.
I need to solo.
On third?
I think. I'm gonna need this.
Nope.
I
It's not us we're good
Come on give me some crazy
I'm on two by one to positive positive you know for sure this time I'm gonna find you
on fucking if I don't do anything you say first I like how you said that I was like are you
sure you go yeah yeah I use 64
audios
The cars out by the way, yeah, I mean mark from his ass
People are running outside that wasn't you no
You shoot yes me
I'm scared below me for sure
I'm on second floor. I'm in the stairwell. Yeah, I'm walking up a little bit
I
Play first you can just keep looting
All the way they can get to use the ML staircase which I'll hear and I'll tell you yeah
I'm looking I think this is all all these rooms suck
It's just gonna get the key cards. I guess the keys is the keys
112 to whatever the hell
All you really want to loot here is first floor filing cabinets and the jackets
It's everything else in here fucking blows.
This map just sucks for Lou, bro.
Yeah.
We're here for PVP, quests and mark room.
That map is so much better.
Jackets, bro.
Okay, look at the jackets.
Are you running?
Nope.
That's a bot.
No, it's not.
It's a player.
Really?
You just drop your bag?
No.
Yeah, it's a player.
He's in.
I don't know. Yeah, I know I don't know.
Are you sure running around up there? Like towards Elba?
You won't believe it, bro. I'm in scab. This game is just so ass.
No, no, no, it's a player, but there's a scab that just walked in and revealed my exact position. I'm pissed about it.
There's a player on elbow.
Your needs? Yep.
I can hop out the window and flank him. Mm-hmm. Not worth it.
Are you front door?
These people aren't real.
He's laying down when you, if you drop down he's going to be laying down, down there.
I think there might be two.
It's just crazy.
I think I'm good for this talk of the day.
I think that's why I'm going to call that LG.
the right of where you're looking last seen could be anywhere I think I'm done
I think it's gonna be my LG the way these people are playing just it's
murdering my soul man
it's not fun
it was a good day honestly it was a great day other than dying to that cheater
and potential cheater and then dying to fucking absolute
pussies. It's been a good day.
I don't know what Nick is doing.
You're hearing a scab. That is a scab that you're hearing.
He's to your right.
Like he didn't move?
That's him.
I
Smoke Nikki Merck's
Well, let's see how many hours let's see I
Just do I I can't stand people who play this game like this. It's just the worst types of fucking gamers
thousand hours. Just the absolute disgusting players. I mean this guy is laying down in
trash in the pitch black just so we can't see him like just disgusting human beings.
Nick GGS I cannot play any more talk of the day that has broken me. Tomorrow I will see
you again and we go again. Game League. Amen.
I'm in
Oh, this is too easy, man
I'm in
Come on, man. Little, little midway
I'm in. I'm in. I just do
Whenever I died to our last two deaths was to
Probably a cheater and a guy who has not felt the warm embrace of a woman in many of moons
I just grow
That's that point
You can't, it's just
We're going for nine hours straight, man
There it is
There it is. I'm cool with it, man. Let's go boot it up. Boot it up. Boot it up. Boot it up.
I'll be shooting darts at cheeks, man. Dude, you're this Timo shit, bro. I can't believe you.
It's BMO. It's BMO. I can't believe you're a BMO player.
Let me show you how it's done real quick, man. Yeah. I'm gonna keyboard my game right now.
We might have went O and 2 last time, but that was a fluke. That was a fluke.
No, we didn't. Did we really? Yeah, we did. Yeah, we had a two and 15 bot lane and then the first game we got our fucking busies ran through.
No, no, we were doing, we know, but listen, you had the bot lane man. We had a fucking. Yeah, it was our fault.
You're right. You're right. We had Twiddle D and Twiddle. Dumb fuck.
Yo, God, Collab. Thank you so much for the 20 gifted man. I appreciate you, bro.
Yeah, it's hard to chat.
Tarkov, you gotta have that thing on you playing Tarkov, man.
Yeah.
Ready to roll, bro.
Yeah, you just, dude, you get to that point where you're just
like, this fucking sucks.
But again, today was a good day.
I also, listen, I don't like customs anymore, man.
I told you you wouldn't.
I told you you wouldn't.
Remember whenever you were like, this is the best map?
And I was like, that's a new player's opinion.
It's a horrible map.
Yeah, it's terrible.
They ruined that map.
They just completely ruined it.
That map, do you got us going on there?
What is it again?
Shoreline.
Shoreline.
That's the map, bro.
I think Shoreline's probably my favorite map
of the game right now other than Streets.
I think once you start playing Streets
and we're going Streets and Shoreline,
I think that's what we do tomorrow.
Shoreline is ass.
Shoreline is so shit.
Here's the reason why they're saying that.
They think that Shoreline shit
because for a long time it's literally known as Snoreline,
where people just crab around in those rooms,
which is valid.
But when you're inside of that resort
and you're not on the roofs,
it is monowy mono, shoot motherfuckers who are shooting you,
like, you know what the hell's going on.
You cannot tell me.
I have no way to gauge your line.
Yeah.
I mean, I get it.
Everybody's hating it.
I get it.
Oh my God, I just got fucking filled into the support lane.
Oh, this game hates me.
No, whoa, hey, easy-peasy, bro.
Hey, I'm cool with it.
I'm cool with it.
Let me show you what this Nautilus game plays about.
Now I'm angry.
Naughty Caitlyn.
Naughty Caitlyn.
Is that bad?
Ah, I'm a bad mortal, okay.
I mean, that's all right. I'm
going to block the map, bro.
I'm blocking that. And you know
another thing a lot of people
don't like shoreline because
they don't have Red Rebel
Paracord. They can't just leave
whatever they want. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Which is what I
think makes that map so much
more fun. Yeah, we got RNG
with doing that. We got that
shit quick. Okay. I need
Okay, I need
Yeah guys, it's gonna be our this is it's just what we're doing it in today, you know, we had a good day
You know dark off. It's fine. It was enjoyable, but like everything I get to that point with Tarkov whenever I start running into people playing like
Absolute creatures. I just a a dude. I'm
You're going against Yasuo, bro, what do you want?
Vimeid?
Wow.
Everybody's confused by that one.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Pat the lighthouse is terrible.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, we'll ask anybody if I play fucking Tarkov in the league for entire stream and
And it ended and it went well and it went and it's going well. No, nobody would say that that
That I'd be doing this shit. No, who might get what's going on right here, bro
You are against top lane volleyball, which is just terrible for you
Mid lane y'all sue Ezreal Camille bot lane. No, that doesn't make any sense
the ball. It's a good chance.
Volley Bear Jungle a callie
Mitch Yossu top support on
their team Camille Camille
support for sure. Really Yeah
for sure Camille anyone but
Camille that's literally
trolling. Who is top lane.
It's either Volley Bear or
Yoss. It's a callie tie it
Don't worry. Hey, I'm a Rome top for a group of this game. Don't you worry about nothing.
You want that you want that astronaut? Dude, you ain't never witnessed a Nautilus
quite like your boy. Okay. Yes, sir. I fuck with the knot, man. Caitlyn
No, a violin's crazy.
I can't lie.
I would rather have.
You had a Vi-Mid?
Chinks.
What's that a Vi-O, bro?
Listen, I'm a Vi-Mid.
I think Vi's the best character in the game,
so I'm not going to judge.
Ma, can we get a gamble?
By the look in your eyes
Alright, let's go
God man war dogs, where are you?
Chad who's fucking waiting for war dogs, man. Oh
We need you we miss you
Come for it again.
oh he missed thank god
yep she wins that worth all day come on come on we missed everything but she's
dead fuck her he's dead
Hey, we go talk about the hook, we go talk about the hook.
I'm not gonna hit a hook, I gotta hit a hook!
Hehehehe
Oh my god, I'm already dead.
Oh, I'm throwing hard. I did not know their damage was like that. Holy shit.
We muted by the way. Alright, we got chill. We got chill. We got chill. We got chill. We got chill. We got chill.
I just gave up my fucking 80 carries lead. Yeah, I mean this bitch is fucking crazy. You already burned her ignite.
Yeah, I just walked up and gave a kill. It's not looking good over here either.
hold on this might not be so bad oh we're two oh we're we're two two in the
ballet we're doing just we're doing fine all right
yo did you get a little two-piece down there bro? oh yeah we got one early and
then I gave it right back
Vibra top
Huge
little bitch
good
take this and well
I think we do.
Oh for sure that guy was gonna be a kill.
Damn.
is that one of those angles where we go for that shot I don't know
Oh, no.
Hey, hold on.
Wow.
No, she leveled up right when I'm on her.
She probably would have died from that too if she leveled up.
Oh
Team doing well we got a big knowledge down there we're gonna keep on doing
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
This fucking carrot was crazy, man!
She did all that without a fucking flash?
Oh, no, man.
We're dead. We're dead. We're dead. We're dead. It's over.
We are dead.
I didn't know it was like this, man.
Oh, no.
4-1, 2-0, and oh, no.
We're okay, we're okay, we're okay, we're okay.
No, no, no, we're not. So bad, so bad.
She's going to be huge.
Just gigantic.
of
the
of
the
oh she's big oh she's big oh lord oh she's huge oh boom of course the level
up I mean how many level up can you get man you know are you just gonna oh
Yes! Did I win?
Nah, this is a smurf, bro. She's a smurf.
It's not even real, bro.
There's no way I get done with Tarkov for fucking nine hours.
And I have to play top lane Teemo against Decaylee.
It's literally the greatest in the fucking game.
You see what she's doing to me?
That's like a special fucking move.
It's like when you're playing combat, when we were fucking ten years old,
You look up the fatality in the back of the fucking book and put a 27-button on it, you just did it.
You understanding? You understand.
My Q didn't even come out, man.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Don't do not get-
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Not he's coming, baby.
She's unbelievable.
We're coming.
We're coming.
And my bot lane is insulated.
I'm gonna die.
Okay, hold on.
Oh.
I'm going to die, okay hold on, oh all day, no I can't because she just levels up, she
levels up every time, I love you, I got you, I got you, this is insane, I got you, I
Yeah, how many times have we been about a killer and she levels up every fucking time we lose my timing?
An enemy has been slain.
I can't really, I can't really, I can't really see where he's at.
Oh
Pick that up. Oh
No, but yeah, tonight beautiful worth
Where hold on hold on we got a nonless. Oh
I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm gonna help everybody. I'm gonna help everybody. I did just die for no reason, but fuck it
What the fuck is he doing there?
No!
Oh!
Nooo, fuck you!
Please man, I guess you lived that one too.
How does she live that one?
It doesn't make any sense!
No!
Okay.
No
No, it's my fault
I'm dipping ducking and diving. Oh, holy shit
over the place I'm all over the place I'm coming I'm coming we're hitting her
again oh she's coming to clean oh shit I'm on my way just bait her walk up walk
up walk up you're good you're okay you're okay I know I gotta play it safe
she's crazy I'm here I'm here with you with you with you with you with you
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, she does not.
Okay.
Routing.
Oh, oh.
Routing.
Oh my god, man.
I just want to figure my-
No.
Take your order with me.
I got you, I got you.
Just come with me, I'll leave you ever.
She's still down, oh my god.
I missed the hook that way
We're on we're on fucking pee pee today. I
Play Tarkov for seven out at nine hours, and then we go the elixirs against the decay
all day no you don't lose that that's not don't blame me for that don't blame me for
that that is not my fault even in the slightest that is not my fault even in
the slightest don't you get mad at me Chad don't you dare don't you dare don't you
There
No, I'm not.
And for God's sake.
Oh, oh, oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
Come down, man. She's fucking cute.
Chicken.
Winnable, bro. Winnable.
Is he?
Okay.
Yeah.
Is he Kayle anywhere? He's here?
Yeah, we're just
Okay, let's just dead
I pinged for her to be careful like nine times, bro. She still walked up
There's a colleague right there
Not good
Yeah, you need to peel for your 80s dude these motherfuckers. They're saying you need to peel for your 80 carry whenever the 80 carry was
Don't listen to this night. This is this is my fault and this is
Let's see who else will win
Fuck me bro
Come on K help this help this
Yeah, I'll sue is taking that
Okay, it's walking it up. We're gonna 100% get ambushed Kate. Smoke them. No. How long
Keller is that you walking?
Okay, that's a mushroom easy hit other one
Oh, he dodged it
I'm walking towards Akali.
Alrighty, Kari's dead again.
Hold, hold.
Huh?
What's your- Holy shit.
Oh, I missed!
Not good.
I- Will?
Oh, sorry gang
Yo, I did not mean to cast that I swear this guy just
I'm back up again
5 and 6, 80 carry, I mean, that'll happen.
Oh yeah, fuck it.
This one's on me.
No, it ain't over, winnable.
I still think we win teamfights.
We can, we can, for sure.
all those two top for some godly ungodly fucking reason
What's happening?
Okay, what's up guys the map is whatever man
Okay, okay
What's your bottom?
Okay
What block for her block version is busy to try it. Yeah
Like that you like that come on
Oh, my God!
Oh, shit.
I locked that- I locked that ashtray out of there.
It's all good.
Yeah, Kaelin just dead.
I mean, but it's like, I don't know, maybe I should have turned around and peeled.
But it's like, dude, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Time to go.
the
what's coming up
dragon thirty eight
dragon thirty five i'm gonna go and ward it now
I'm just mushrooming this bitch
You guys remember that, right?
Win it up!
oh by misses the queue by misses everything by missed everything by missed
everything why she go for the bear why she kill a K. Lee man
she the entire fight was chasing after their 80 carry this game that's
story the game oh they've walked away with fucking three hell five times man dude
she let him leave she leveled up like it saved her bro you understand
Shit man
They're gonna come maybe mid lane there
I mean Caitlyn is just fucking terrible man
Oh no she's bad, I think they're- they're like they're mine pretty good, okay. Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Oh no!
I mean, how is this Katelyn level 13, man?
shouldn't she be like a lot higher oh you're gonna send me into death aren't
you I'll go look
as soon as I get there it is definitely oh
the case I have an air she finds the dead oh
don't go don't go don't go there they're all they're fucking looking for you
Nope. Nope.
Hey Katelyn, Katelyn, and again for the...
Did I just ult the minion? Can I see that right? Did I ult the fucking minion?
Okay, I mean, bro.
This Kalim's just, she's late to every fight, fuck him up.
It's bad
Yeah, don't look good boss
I
Will say though
Maybe winnable I think so too like maybe
I'm looking for this to call here I missed it
yeah I mean by his by his full running backwards with full health
She hasn't hit a Q since Vietnam mid laner is just running over us
Feel bad go next
Go next what can you do man?
Obviously, T-Voh. Yeah, obviously, Nick. That was your fault, Jackass.
Obviously.
We don't have any fucking league players do that.
Obviously, you idiot.
I've never seen one fucking league player ever admit him as their fault.
I'm down for one more. I'm down for one more.
All right. One more. One more. Let's go.
I got like triple reported easily. Did you report me to you should I reported you? Yeah
Yeah, I mean I had to you can't perform like that and expect me not to
Okay, well now I'm playing my best character. So the jokes on you. I should wait back out back out
Are you going mid? Are you on me right? I can go top. I go top. I
Love to go top
Mid top
Yeah.
Hit it.
You gonna hit it one time.
I mean bro, of course I get fucking filled support as well.
Hey you were cooking the beginning though.
Dude, I mean that whole game.
I mean we took the lead early and then I gave it back and it was just over.
You know it sucks because in theory dude, my defeat, defeat, defeat, defeat, it's
all my door right now bro.
Oh my god.
Maybe it's you.
Maybe you're a bitch person.
It's you motherfucker.
Hold on, what's my shit?
My fuck too?
Park Rock was good today.
The last couple of deaths were so shit.
So we just got off.
I just remembered as well, I'm in a tournament tomorrow, Nick.
What tournament?
So, I don't know if I will be um able to play. I probably will be good in the morning.
I don't know what time to chat. Does anyone know what time the tournament is? Well, that
I mean that works out for me anyways because I'm playing in the morning and I'm playing.
I'm hopping over to the new god shit with Timmy. Wait, I thought you were going to
do that too, but if you have a turn it's all good. Okay. Oh, you're right. You're
Okay, oh
You're right. You're right. Is that tomorrow that's tomorrow? I can cancel I think I know I already told you I do it
I can cancel I can cancel I can cancel I can cancel I already already said the DM already said the damn holy shit
I said the DM I'm just a man of his word
The cod sucks tomorrow bro, I'm slapping you in the nut sack
I'm gonna throw a 99 it's your shoulder. Oh shit. Oh shit. Where's yet? Oh
Shit got him
Okay chat listen
I'm putting the Nick Merce guarantee on this one bro. Oh
Shit the angry pickle and his fizz companion
I'm putting the guarantee on this one. I'm about to go fucking
Roberto yo chat
Chat what I whip out the Grogas. Do I whip out the Grogas?
Who you playing top lane though? I was just talking to chat. I
Do have a sleeper. I
Don't know we I just looked at both our match histories past 20 games for both of us. We haven't won
But what if what if I sure I
Whipped out the Gragas
Because as of right now Gragas looks like an incredible pick
Let me see let me see
Who I'm playing against in the top lane and if it's yeah, you get last pick you get last bit
If it's nothing that counters Grogas, I think I'm gonna go big Grogas
You're way, do you want me to play it?
I've lost like eight games in a row or some stupid shit. Oh, bro. It's been terrible. Oh, no
Oh my god, the fucking I can't play Grogas and Ergon. I don't think chat. Can I I
Don't know what you play into that guy. I can't let you I think there's only
What if I played Nautilus is not oh it's about not Nautilus. I'm sorry
Nastis is banned
Yeah, I like this. I like this. Yeah, I like that.
Yeah, we go pee, we go pee.
Yeah, yeah, okay, holy fuck.
Wait, what the fuck happened?
I don't know.
It's just that you were removed from the party, if I'm on your back.
That whole shit doesn't count?
Oh man!
Oh!
Oh my gosh, how'd they get that off?
Last second, huh?
I guarantee you it was that fucking top laner.
No, no, no, no, no.
Dude, if you play Ergot, bro, you're just a demon.
Oh, on that? Yeah, dude.
You ever seen one of those guys in action?
You ever seen that thing?
What, Ergot?
Yeah, this whole fucking, like, these chains come over your entire skin.
Yeah, bro, but but Mordecai's are destroyers are gone
Because he yeah because his whole ability his whole his whole character is to like dash into you
Turn you upside down and then just fuck you but the entire time he's doing that I
Get my ability and he can't get away from me or I just ult them like he cannot play the game
at least that's what my experience is a lot of chat saying I'm incorrect it'll keep booting
you out no well I'll ban that guy just for distance and I'm yeah what the fuck is he
talking about bro okay who do we who do we despite it's gotta be locked right it's gotta
Yeah, get him out of here. Get him out of here.
Now, who do we not want in the top lane?
Hey, if I have to play against a Heimer, I'll fucking do it.
The Heimer being? No, bro, I can deal with that motherfucker, man.
Yeah, you can. You can. You can.
Even though you're losing, MMR says you're performing well for your rank.
Oh, you know, I've lost half of those L's that are on my L sheet. I've got like 25 kills
I lost a game with 40 kills
I did
You want top we can oh
That'll happen it's a vex mid bro
you know by Gar support just a little sad bitch all right you did you get last
pick again what's it gonna be I dare yes or wait I don't know I think there's
only one one picked up no oh no oh no you didn't
holy shit he locked in trend okay
I'm gonna say what I said last game because it's true on paper
Why dude
They got a Caitlyn
Vi down bot they got effects in the mid with
The Darius jungle with a GP top lane ignite against a fucking trick. We have Trin cane fizz
You have a Niko in a Varus?
What can I have played?
What?
What do you mean it's time?
What's she saying?
Are you talking to me?
Okay mama, I'm in the middle of a game, I can't pause it.
I
Fuck is going on. She's that just gave me like PTSD bro from childhood. It's time
Of what am I late for school?
Are you gonna beat me if I don't wake up mom?
But she looked over the fucking computers. Oh my god
Yeah
Bro you look that you're fucking care that you said there's only one plane
Computer
Oh my God, someone is someone is rerouting more power to the fucking ethernet cables
to get into this game.
Who is this?
Bro, lead takes nothing to run on the PC2, man.
You should be able to run this on anything.
Yeah, bro.
Hey, man, you could you could run this game on a calculator from fucking middle
school.
I'm not sure what that is.
I don't know.
Where'd you say?
Let me drip it.
What's up, baby?
What?
Oh, bro, what is this?
Dude, our wife's talking about.
My wife just walked in and said, do you have 30 minutes?
I looked at her invisible watch.
Why are we on the clock?
She's wearing a watch, but she didn't look at it. What's up?
Give me the steak
No, she really would be my ass, you know
I am your worst mother fucking ass over here your stupid bitch fuck you
much. David, both our watch came in here until it's time to shut it down. Yeah, bro. I mean,
you gotta put respect on it. I know. I know. She said you got 30 minutes. I looked at her
like, yeah, she don't know. She don't know. Yeah, she don't know that we just cracked
the knuckles. Yeah. Get loose. I'm about to put this fucking facts down. All right.
It's it's quick. I'm trading early. Oh, I am too fuck. I'm going up a killer down a kill quick
Oh, and I flashed early and ignited didn't nothing happened with it not a good start for your boy. I don't know why I flashed
What he's doing to mr. Krabs
Hey, what a stupid fucking character man
Oh
Way is W not my thought that's my heel. Oh
No
Oh, and he hits that. No way.
Bitch. Who you fucking coming at?
God, this character's not real.
Did you kill them? Fuck yeah I did. Of course I did.
Oh, baby.
As you wish.
I am your mother. Get ready. I'm watching. You're on the big screen. Oh, the dodge.
The dish. Oh, flash. There's the flash. Love that flash. Yeah, yeah, TT. Yeah. Yeah.
I don't know what the fuck that means you little nerd
TT at titties you've never seen him
Oh my god, you can't hit this guy
Hey, but you've been a even trippin even trippin even trippin even trippin even trippin
And then we go we go boost with the fur. Oh it wants me to go Q first not good
No
You're too much fuck. Oh, no, I might die here
Oh
Hold on no mana
Oh my god, bro get off my dick
Fuck it
I had a lamp and one one fuck dude. I had him too if that gang doesn't come in oh
like have to grab them okay boots I kill right here follow my blade I got a
beats yes I'm looking for this is she
staying in line I don't know how they don't look like it into battle coming to
me
I'm not gonna help this canes just farm a jungle
I haven't seen him either no I'm dead here yep he just gets the ultimate slow
ah that blows absolute donkey cock that blows absolute donkey cock I should
Let's save my flash for the out not the end
You after the trade got up
I think I have to wait till I'm larger to take that like I can't take that whenever we're even
I am your worst
You're no saying I'll say no say no say yeah, I don't know what I just saw
I can walk up on it.
I can walk up on it.
They're out of it.
They're out.
They're out.
They're out.
I don't know what Kane's doing, bro.
He's just power farming.
I think he's taking the dragon trade.
There he is.
There he is.
There he is.
There he is.
There he is.
There he is.
into battle I think he's taking the dragon trade
this is there
not today.
Not today.
This guy takes it man.
I just, you just don't know what you're doing.
Just fucking sit in your car for me.
I'm sad.
Okay.
I'm sad.
Woo!
You were playing very good for a brand new, I mean this is not like the hardest champion,
just do it.
Definitely not a hard champion.
Definitely.
They don't look at Trindy Mirren saying, yep, that one's hard.
yeah but you gotta know when to do stuff though right it's kind of like yeah
something he's about to give me oh yeah oh yeah this guy's not careful I'm a
kill him on repeat now
I am your word.
I am your word.
Yeah, of course.
So much damage.
So my fear isn't working on that when I E over it.
Oh fuck sake, Darius is here.
No, I don't think so, bro.
I mean, I guess it makes so when you die for even looking.
Good dodge.
Get out of there, bro.
Save yourself.
Oh!
My top lane, get that?
My top lane kills me.
What is Kane doing?
Just let him farm, bro.
All this motherfucker knows how to do.
I mean, no, but...
What is Kane doing just let him farm bro all this motherfucker knows how to do I mean no, but
I mean there is this sitting in the top lane. I guess I chased too far, but
Whatever
He's scaling chill shot chill, okay
Kane can get to the point where he carries this game. No doubt. He's definitely a
very potential her
Dude!
Okay, we're on the board, we're on the board.
Fucking cock this whole game.
Okay, we're on the board.
I am your word fucking cock this whole game
Oh my God.
We'll back grab boots.
Boots with the fur.
Hey holy fuck!
Get out of here!
You've been sucking this jungle off top lane, holy fuck!
and enemy has been slain.
There's gonna be a slaughter.
Okay, that's it.
Come on, come on, come on.
You in that bitch?
You in that bitch?
Nope.
Taking?
There's gonna be a slaughter.
No.
Get out!
Oh, in the eye!
Oh!
Nico!
What a guy!
As you wish.
Hey, we'll take that.
We'll take that.
We'll take that.
Niko what a guy as you wish hey we'll take that we'll take that we'll take
Oh, he still gotcha.
No, he didn't get me.
He got Nico though.
I should have gotten him in the same build pretty much.
I'm gonna try to place this tower.
I am your brother, nice man.
Killing spree.
Hey hold on, can you fight on bot?
Can you push this shit?
Follow my blade.
Okay, I am on my way
I should have no escape, yeah?
There he is, there he is, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful,
You did that for my real day with yeah, you did you do
I can't can't can't can't almost that almost that honey. No, no, you can't do that. We talked about ever come on
I can't walkie-talkie
I know me as well my wife's about to come in here as well and be like what the fuck are
you doing
same same we got to close this game out or lose it quick we got it we got it
oh my sweet heaven oh there's a mid lane oh there she is the beautiful woman hey baby
Oh, oh, thank you. I thought you're gonna come in here and rip me in half
Oh shit, she's raising her voice. What do I do? Oh, oh shit, just don't look her in the eyes. I
Like
David I didn't mean that I'm losing it a little bit
what I'll take my I think yes ma'am yes ma'am I'd love to all right I'm about to
Start beating the fuck out of these pussies bro
You killed it dude
Just go after the fucking Caitlyn but not now you're gonna know
Careful, you're about to get hit by the whole platoon.
Really?
Yep.
I don't know, see?
Yeah, this guy's playing like a complete douche.
I'm in here.
Yeah, Darius, this is you're the reason I picked this class, I won't get it confused
now.
I'm not sure.
An enemy has been slain.
I'm getting to the bottom.
I said, I must be in a way of having to do it.
Yes, sir.
Perfect.
Now they die.
No, I keep chasing pussy. We never gonna catch me. Oh shit. He's fastest. Oh
I'm alive and I was never working
Fuck you, it's my kid
They were push-ups in the mid lane check me out doing push-ups couldn't do this IRL
I got TP I'm gonna come drag
I'm gonna kill her.
Thanks for the god stun.
No!
It's all you.
Yep, all day. All day.
Gangplank just gets to do what he's doing for free.
Fucking pussy.
I want you to help him with drag.
I should have maybe
ulted later.
But I just didn't want to get stunned.
Holy fuck.
Alright, nice job.
Drag for tower? I don't know if that's actually worth it or not.
Okay. This Kayn knows what he's doing.
This Kayn knows what he's doing. He just gave up the cannon for me, so.
I am monstrous. As long as I don't get stuff like I did last fight, I should be fine.
You playing like a fucking cockhead
I'm gonna I'm gonna try and make an answer to me
Please walk up Klan or Vex
There he is I knew it
And there's that gang flank them sucking each other off like they've been all good
I'm playing like such a loser.
Holy shit.
I was so mad.
That was good.
Get out of here, Eddie Carrey.
Shit
I'm coming
Oh
Man I got abandoned in that fight holy fuck I got abandoned I was in a GP all like yeah
I'm just gonna die. Yeah, but yeah
This fucking King's not what you think he is man. He's a turd. Yeah, he's been baited my ass the whole fucking time
Yeah, Chud's young at me. I'm gonna split push the rest of the game
I think I don't think anyone can like 1v1 check me, but they're just do they just keep getting 1v2 my game
playing in fucking Darius every single time. Sucks.
I should be able to beat the fuck out of Darius, that's for sure.
Hold on.
Oh, if this works again, I'm gonna cry.
Oh, she's not pushing me.
Oh.
Hold on.
Follow my blade.
Hold on.
I just wanted to see.
She's checking her bushes and shit.
Yeah, of course.
Come on.
They're holding hands.
No.
Not again.
No.
What'd you say baby sorry I'm so sorry
What'd you say would you say baby I know I'm sorry it's Nick's fault it is Nick's fault
Nick mercs you know it's his fault you can blame him completely we are we're trying Nick shut the fuck up
We're trying our hardest to finish this game as fast as you may possible
As you wish
okay we gotta do this man we have to we gotta end it on a win we're so close
don't you touch that oh yeah oh yeah we got a we got to do this right there
is this huge not afraid I can't even touch it
look at you go look at you go yeah
I mean free drag I pray I mean their whole team is in the fucking top lane
Blues up here with me, baby
Oh Niko with a huge ult.
Within the massive ult and Kayn just misses everything and then runs away.
What is he doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing Kayn?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
That was that was the craziest in terms of bad thing I've ever seen
I mean the kid is just doing fucking tricks yeah
Yeah, he's just, yeah, he's our boss,
we're all fucking putting on a show.
Man, he's fucking, he's having an amazing night.
Shocking up.
Hey, fizz, any recommendations for me to do better into a fizz next game?
Oh
Hey, yeah, maybe don't do that
How you like your eggs
Piece of fucking shit, why is this chill up?
Look at that bear, bro.
Look at that fucking bear.
I don't understand.
Their whole team is dead.
Their jungler's dead.
I just killed the idcary in the bot lane.
What the fuck are we doing jungle?
The hell is going on?
Mama, there go that man again.
Are they doing it right now?
What am I bladed?
Bro we're doing Baron, we're doing Baron.
Fuck everybody, coin flip this bitch, let's go.
Fuck it.
I just warded what was already warded.
Nice.
Huge.
Into battle.
I'm ready.
I
Jock good shark going
I've been abandoned again
He's just like, is this guy retarded or what is he doing?
In the game.
He's fucking around, man.
He gotta be trolling at this point.
He has to be trolling.
He gotta be trolling.
He has to be trolling.
There's no way.
That's not a real attempt at killing someone.
Can't be.
Niko has Darius and a Blinder.
Our whole team's up though, careful.
Alright one more final push.
Oh my.
I'm coming.
Oh I need a little bit more.
a lot of drag all we got it back and back and back and back back back back back back
back back back back back back
waste Baron waiting for drag trust me bro I don't know I don't know I don't know
I don't know what to say I don't know which woman to kill
all right we got that item to be used huge huge he's gonna circle that nice I
can solve these guys I just all them no no no just us to get away we have to
play off of our team and our teams not here yet
They all come in that way?
I'm okay.
That's great, that's great for us, great for us.
That one?
I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting.
Oh, I'm in such a good spot.
So
No in the fucking game what the hell
Yeah, do the drag beautiful
Oh my wife's gonna beat my ass
We got to end it we got to end it I can hear her opening up the garage getting the car ready
Holy shit we got to end it we have to end it or I'm gonna have to hold that for that's where I'm at
Holy shit we got to go we we march it we march I'm up in 20 wait we march it
We're marching. I'm fucking cooked. It's over. I'm dead. I'm dead. Stay in prayer for me.
Oh, it's all over.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm already dead.
No, no, no, no, this is not gonna happen.
How you like your eggs?
Fridlifer, lads.
Uh!
Oh, come on.
All we gotta do is we hope...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, no.
I didn't know he had it like that.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
YUPO DEXPINK!
Run for your life.
Oh, Varus! Oh, Varus! Turn! Turn, Terri! What are you doing?
No, you! The fucking Kane running yet again!
Oh my gosh, he's cooking.
Yeah, bro, I can't lie, man.
Our fucking... This guy's a baiter, man.
Kane, he's a baiter.
Dude, he's fucking baiting.
I just want the game to be over so my wife doesn't hate me.
We got to end it.
I'm going bot lane, I'm TPing bot lane and I'm pushing.
No I can't do that, I'm running.
What is he pinging?
Someone's gonna.
I don't know, I don't know.
They're all idiots.
I'm running down bot lane.
Oh my gosh.
We do.
We do.
We do.
We do.
We do.
100% we do.
So I'm guaranteed one and they're running from me as you guys fuck them up.
I know, but Kane's bottom with you for some reason.
What's this I'm talking about, man?
Please come and get some.
I have three here
Okay, we're walking up
Oh, I'm walking I'm collapsing on him
For all these up
I'm here. Yeah, it's all day. It's all day. It's all day
all day yeah that's how it's done
do you like dick all right there's ours don't y'all ever hate on the trend of
mayor again don't you ever hate on the trend of mayor again no I believe the
the whole time man.
Hey, I love you Chad, I love you DG's everybody.
DG, DG, DG, DG, DG, DG, DG, DG, DG, DG, DG, DG, DG, DG.
Chad, I love you, goodnight, goodnight.
Have a great rest of the day.