HutchMF
FLUFFING EVERYONE THIS FRIDAY | STEALING EVERYONES PIZZA IN WARZONE WITH NECKMERCS AND TIM!
08-28-2026 · 9h 11m
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Cock-a-doll or something like that pretty sure it's how you say good morning over there. Good morning. Oh
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Remember guys if you go south cupcake, what the fuck was that did y'all see that was that a chicken?
What was that at the top left of the screen?
Was that a chicken?
It was a cupcake it was a cupcake chicken
Good morning everybody happy fucking fan Friday. How's y'all's Friday going so far good?
What
What do you know yo good morning good morning everybody good morning mojo
thinking for the four months dude sniper steaky thank you guys so much for the
subs DVX even three gifted man the boy thinks about for three months boogie is
silly thank you for the love I appreciate you guys man y'all ready for a
great day today we got a lot to do today man a lot to do a lot to do a lot
to do not something to mr. Hutch we got uh I don't know you taking craziness
Stacey think of it in two months all righty so today playing game playing
game playing game playing we're starting today with a little bit of Tarkovsky
tarbob tarbob let me play some Tarkov and then we're gonna be playing some
warzone I believe you know things change but I think pretty sure we're
play warzone with Nick and Timmy today. I know I know listen listen listen before
y'all lose your fucking minds. Okay. Let's remember something. I told y'all. I told
y'all and I quote chat. We have gotten Nick Merks to play dark and darker. We've
We've got Nick to play Tarkov.
We've got Nick to play, I mean the list of games goes on and on, but mainly the last
two were Dark and Darker and Tarkov.
I said I owe him one.
The next time Nick asked me to play a game I can't say no unless it's Apex and sure enough
we dodged AIDS and got syphilis.
We're playing Call of Duty.
It is what it is.
That's called, that's Paul.
He played league with me. Yeah, that's called being a good friend
You cannot ask your boy to jump off a bridge with you and when he says well
You wanted you hit by the car too you say I draw the line you can't do that
You can't do that. You got a
You got to get hit by the car as well in game of course in game
And now after we do this
I'll be praying for this. So,
after we do this, we've paid
our debts like a Lannister.
Always pay your debts. Live your
life today. Love your brother.
Yo, T dog even three months
bound. I'll be praying for
your pops, bro. Much love to
you, man. Hope, uh, hope
everything goes well for you
and the family.
I'm not like setting up like a
time like I'm going to play
gears now but I mean I play
gears growing up so I definitely
want to give it a guy and I
definitely want to give it a
guy and I change the wallpaper
because this is called one it
ain't called yet we still going
to be playing car call this
morning.
We're not caught yet. We're still going to be playing Tarkov this morning.
We got Tarkov this morning, then Cod, and then we have a sponsor at 6pm ESTizzle.
We're going to be, uh, we're doing a sponsor with, I believe, State Farm. Right?
Gavethy? Is that what today is? State Farm!
Yep, stay farm.
Gamer hood.
I'm gonna be watching some Rocket League.
Jesus.
I mean, woo-hoo!
Yes!
Ah.
Ha ha ha ha.
Not doing talk off-hugger games?
No, man, I listen, you know, I still bad for Pete.
I told Pete I'd give it a gander today as well.
I dude, I'm at the point where there's just so much shit going on.
So many different things going on at all times.
I'm trying to keep up.
I'm double promising.
I told Pete I was going to do the tournament.
Now I'm backing out of the tournament.
I told Nick I was going to be on all day
with with caught in him and the boys.
Now I got a spot.
I
It's getting too difficult man. It's getting too getting too difficult too difficult too many things going on, bro
Rather get slide canceled than get drops
Yeah, you can blame Nick for that one you can blame Nick for that one it is what it is
It is what it is. Oh
Oh, text message!
Text message!
Alright, Nick is already on, we're going to skip clips today, we do not have time!
We're going right into the gaming.
Right into the gaming.
Oh!
I may have been banned.
Give me a button moment.
Oh, I said to remove one of my cheap program
Folks he is joining today for cod hell, yeah, hey, oh, yeah
Peanut said he wasn't gonna get up for it anyways. I'm pretty sure wait peanuts give it it to
Oh, dude battle states gonna fucking hate us
We say yeah, we'll do it and then neither of us
Yes
Shit, so that'll happen. I'll
Ain't enough to give you a stream around them what the hell you talk about I don't have an item
You must be talking about peanut in his fucking peanut mask cuz you ain't talking about me. I ain't got shit. I
Got nothing
The thick case no the thick just because the case is called thick case
Doesn't mean that it's mine. Yeah, jackass
What is this?
You know another thing I want to say bro, like look I'm sick and tired of everybody giving hutch shit
I really am and this guy his this guy plays the game for two people every day, bro
He he spends time teaching inventory stuff like what sells for what this that I'm sick of it, man
Let me get W to chat for big hutch, bro
Let's just not imagine playing the game against these stream sniping fucking rats the whole time and then teaching my dumb ass
It's hard. W. Hutch.
Now what that being said, Hutch is kind of fucking retarded.
What?
You bastard!
Damn it! Motherfucker!
I was finally getting something.
Oh, damn it.
He's not wrong. Well...
Yeah, I guess.
Fuck.
And we'll go again.
Sit.
Yo, also, excuse time, yo, I don't know if you guys know this, but the Tarkov servers
in the morning time, not as much at night time because I was kind of like,
second.
Sorry, I'm texting my wife.
Dude, the morning time to like early evening,
the servers have been getting absolutely DDoS to hell.
I saw people were tweeting about it and I was wondering,
because last night, my game was running so, so good.
And compared to what it's been running,
like in the morning time,
dude, it is so frustrating
that these little cocksuckers are able to do this.
Dude, I don't know how,
I don't know how there is still not a fix for it.
Do we have drops?
I don't know.
We might have drops.
I don't think so, but maybe.
Did the drop start already?
11 AM EST.
Oh man, I can only imagine how many people started stream Uber early getting ready for
the drops.
What'd you know?
Can you explain how DDoSing works?
Yeah, I mean, listen, I'm explaining to you
the way that my brain understand it.
Thank you, you own the McDonald's.
Yes, I know, I have to use food.
It's the easiest way for my understanding.
Say you own a McDonald's and the door is,
is that a man eating a cheeseburger?
And a door at the McDonald's is where people are walking in.
That's your servers. Okay, your McDonald's is your servers
What a DDoS does is it makes a bunch of fake people walk through that door
And if there's a thousand fake people walking through that McDonald's door
Everybody's gonna have to stand in the back of the line. Everybody, you know, it gets congested
Then, you know, the the product did the productivity does hamburgers are cold
The French fries are soggy and everything and then the McDonald's is burning
What I'm trying to get at is is that
The big arch is by far the best
What the fuck am I talking about? I have lost I don't know where I am. I
Don't know
That makes sense
Nick was right. Don't say Nick was right. Shut up.
Let me in!
Oh.
That's a weather bed in your shabby little way you feel it.
Bro, I got like a little headache this morning and I'm waiting for it to go away, but oh my gosh, it is AIDS.
my head feels like she drink water oh oh labs key card
Oh
Oh
The shit oh the shit
Oh, they sheet.
Give me that.
Oh.
Oh, I need that let's get out of here
Let's didn't watch four hours eclipse you see okay
You must have not been watching me for like the last eight months. We never do four hours of clips
Chats been getting on to me for not watching enough clips. Where the hell you been?
Voss no we need we need our scapura we need our scapura
It's been a while didn't set your ass up and kiss me on the lips
Thunder's always heaven when it rains.
Oh.
Get that fork out of here.
Oh.
you scared me hey hey hey hey yo you got any uh oh go ahead go ahead
Over in the parking lot over there. There's weapons right there's not too much left in it, but there's
Do you by chance have any
Streamer items on you
Is a raven a shrieker item no it's not it's not also you got to unfold your gun your guns folded just middle mouse click on it
Will unfold
No problem bro, no problem. Absolutely, bro. I'll see you on the other side later.
Yeah, I'm ass. All right, let's go
Yeah, man, yeah game feels good today. I hope I didn't jinx it
Oh dude, yeah, we're all excited for war dogs man, literally everybody.
Yeah goob, it feels good today man.
All right, we got one streamer item.
Not bad.
Analyze key card.
Let me jump in a discord.
In a discord.
Bing bomb.
Bing bomb.
Fuck your life.
Go away, sir, today.
Amen.
Officers here.
Officer.
Oh, is that true officer? Are you here? I do not feel you
Where are you bitch pussy?
Ossifer
Feel me
Are you still stuck in traffic I
I
Heard you've been hitting the gym. I have been and I'm in an immense amount of pain
I'm not gonna lie, bro. I'm a bitch and it is what it is. You got to admit things sometimes and
Bro, I'm not kidding you man
After my first day of working out. I have never I mean dudes
Believe it or not. I used to be a professional athlete. I know it's fucking crazy
Dude, I lifted one time and my arms could not go straight for three days.
I mean even today it's a lot better but I still can't fully...
What are you doing you can't even spell I have become a sentinine sentinine sentient
Sentient who the fuck is sentient shut up bitch? You're nothing
Damn it I like this gun I want to see if it's actually good
He's alive I
I am Bone.
Is that code for the buffet?
Not to be code for a one-two combo to your jugular.
I need a little less recoil. Just a little less.
I think it'd be okay if I didn't but like what if I went like...
What? What if I go like this?
And then like this. It's the same.
I think it's as good as it's gonna be. Unless we went
like this and then like this.
What's this? 65.
What's the ergo?
That one might make the difference.
I know it sounds crazy, but there is a chance.
It just bounces on that first shot.
It's not it's not good.
Oh.
MASS!
78k for Xenomorph.
12 hours!
Oh my gosh!
All right, so in 12 hours it should be done I'm thinking
Pole
Pole
We should honestly swap this gun as well. Let me look
Um, yeah, no that's an ak 12 ak 12
Just buy a new one great song my brother is texting me what do you want?
Yeah, 100 bro. I'm so down. I'd love to
Get your fat ass in the gym as well, pussy!
Where is the...
Did I buy an AK-12?
That IS an AK-12!
I'M AN IDIOT!
Oh my god, what is wrong with me?
Damn it!
Aw, shit!
Shut up chat. This is your fault. Shut up. Shut the fuck up all of you
Shut up
Bop bop
Oh
All right, let's grab this.
I'm your discord chat. Tell Nick I'm in the discord ready to have sex.
Batman
And every time I close my eyes
All right, what is Nick doing oh?
I need to buy my backpacks. I also need to go to the jam
Milk is 42,000, what?
all right let's go work up glorious glorious open up go oh my god what was
What is he wearing?
Type change!
Oots!
Oots!
Oots!
Yat!
Yat!
Yat!
Yat!
Yat!
No! Fuck! Shit! Wait why am I getting zero? Oh damn it! I did it too early.
Fuck
Fuck
That'll happen that'll happen
Me invite Nick
Watch I'm here, baby
I'm just I'm trying to I'm trying to sell Jack on the game real quick you you and me are
You and me got a full backpack on our graders. We've killed 83 people
We got Bobcats, we got Tempest Force, right? Hypothetically.
You're faster than me.
And I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
And you say, Nick, maybe you should get in the gym.
That's what the fuck are you talking about?
Bet.
I don't know, Bet.
I don't have a gym. I'm poor, but we have friends that do.
We have friends that do.
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Okay, bet so you're a little fat right like I can't keep up with you. How do we do that Roger that?
That's fucking wrong
He's not getting it. Can I breathe for three?
four for four
five for five
That's seven. That's eight. That's nine.
Fuck, fuck.
No, I broke my arm.
Okay, you didn't go right.
I'm saying, listen, none of that matters, none of that matters because we worked out
too early.
We got to let our body, we got to let our body come back, exactly.
So that was just practice.
Exactly.
So we're going to back out and we're going to go to health.
Sure.
We're going to take this grizzly right here.
We're going to feel all.
Yep.
And we're about to eat and drink.
Oh, got to eat and drink, Jack.
Don't forget.
But dude, you don't understand.
He doesn't.
We have never experienced.
You don't get it because how could you?
And no one can blame you for it.
They say ignorance is bliss.
This is not that.
They also say, I want to keep.
I want to keep.
I keep.
I keep.
I keep.
I keep.
Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. No problem. Okay. No problem. No problem
Don't you me don't you me coach coach coach what you're saying. No say good morning, man. Are you a fucking great day? I
should have five
Would you get
Everything you you taught me what now I see it. I just know it
I
The DVD mine the fucking the documents mine the fucking key that opens up the purple porn room
Oh, yeah, go to one fucking streets mine. Oh, yeah, I got that. Oh, yeah
The beautiful thing
Yeah, don't worry, I'm being trained right now because I know the day's gonna come where it's time and
And then you'll you'll join me and hutch and I won't need train those anymore
And then we'll be able to train you and it'll be great man. You're gonna love it. You're gonna get so beautiful
It's fine. We'll go a guy at a time
One by one hold on a minute. It's big hit
Guy at a time. Yeah guy at a time. It's a guy. He's a guy
Right that job guy guy at a time
Rule number seven
Don't ever listen to Chad. I got a lot of you man. Chad guided me out that fucking raid beautifully
They said down the street, right hook it left with the red building red
skirt skirt my wizard
Yeah, you're good. What's the
game plan today? We're playing
talk off to what time and then
we're playing talk off till
1255 Eastern. Okay. Okay. And
then five minutes from there
and one debate. It goes live.
We download what we got to do.
We rip it. We hop on there
with Timmy and we're we're
we're we're we're we're
we're we're we're we're we're
we're we're we're we're we're
I do have I do have a sponsor at six EST
Which is I mean, what are you doing? Wow?
Stay far
Gamer who know like what kind of like game 90 minute of watching something
Rocket League competition. Okay, cool cool cool. I said so you're playing then your heart off at six
I got it. Okay. Well, listen if we're playing and let's say it's like 3 p.m. Or 4 p.m.
and you start saying cupcake, cupcake, cupcake.
Yeah, cupcake.
I understand, you know.
Got it.
And if I'm feeling cupcake too,
I'm down to bottom weave.
We're out.
Got it, Tim, four rubber ducky.
But listen, man, we got it.
We have to be fair.
Oh, hey, I've told Chad,
and they were giving me hell this morning.
I said, Chad, I got Nick to come and play
dark and darker.
This guy was a dwarven warrior.
I got Nick to come and play Tarkov.
I have to let him make me play a game.
I mean, Hutch always pays his debts like a Lannister.
I gotta give you something.
You are a soldier.
You really are.
I gotta give you something.
I say, he says, Nick, I'm getting off.
I said, hold on.
What?
All right, Nick, we played two.
And both of our wives were yelling at us.
And what it is.
I got an earful.
I got an earful.
I did too.
Oh, I've got so times changing.
I said, what?
She said, you said 30 minutes.
It was an hour and 15 minutes from 30 minutes.
I said, baby, things changed.
You gotta be ready to pivot.
She didn't like that.
She picked up her sandal.
Get out!
Like a ninja star.
I dodged it.
I dodged it.
Yeah, I said, baby, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry boss. Yeah, I got a little too confident
But now
I don't really know what I got
Yeah, you're good you get no rush no rush I'm surprisingly weak and everything up
Actually don't have a lot of kids, you know, we you know what we do got to do
We really got to go it's time for labs eventually and time for
The boss the boss what's the boss?
We go to shoreline, but we go
To the extra or to the transit so we can go
To the boss. Oh, you won't go to the boat
The icebreaker. There you go icebreaker. I got buried. I got buried because
Shit dude, did you see that Instagram post?
You know the best part?
You know, Brandon told me, he's like,
you need to get jazzed on Instagram.
I said, okay, sounds good.
So I've been setting everything up.
And I see someone wants to post a video or something.
I said, who is this?
And I see his buried motherfucking buckets.
And he sent me a collab.
And it was him dividing my cheeks.
real viciously I mean I didn't know my life bro I'm just at this point a lot
Jack Barry dunked on both of us and I made a way slam punch and I sent him a
collaborative Instagram post on the clip I'd rather you kill me Barry I'd rather
you kill me shovel hole shake my head come on we can all be boys man mother
fucker you put the MJ tongue out and I hit the collab post you cannot say we
can all be boys after you get done beating my fucking ass like that on them smoke my shit
I do like Barry I do like Barry though. I think I like him too. He seems smooth. He seems
smooth. Yeah, we're gonna get a day. Yeah, I think we could be cool. Yeah, that was
gonna take time though, you know, getting over it. It's kind of like when I've been
having the experience with this, but it would be like, you know, growing up, your
dad is the king man like your dad's that nobody can fuck with your dad but be
like on Barry or dad's kick oh no I'm calling you my dad and Tarkov yeah my dad
get rocked yeah after he like got like my dad got out the car and Barry got out
the car and there's talking shit and all my dad's gonna whoop your head and then
Barry's whoop beat the shit out of him yeah right after Barry god damn you
dad get back in the fucking car like Barry back home slap the taste out of
your mouth and I said, Hey, don't do that to him. And then he slapped the taste out of my mouth right after.
You know, like I shit, shit. Damn it. Damn it. It's all right. We're gonna we're gonna we're gonna
slide Gary back. We'll get him back. We'll get our and I'm gonna have 17 impact grenades. And I'm just
gonna be thrusting pokeball, pokeball. I'm just gonna be throwing them. We see Barry, just give
that
Fuckin cake, you know, what's hot? What's hot? What's hot? Hot feet? Hot feet?
Pick them up
Get over the coals it comes from down here it comes from down here and the thighs and legs first
You ain't got no legs. We got no upper body
All right, give me in there, bro. I was talking about get my ass for 10 minutes. You know say
Lake search. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. We got come up with a game plan and I'm going to say something and you were not going to like it.
Shit. In order for us to go to icebreaker, I need to go repair the equipment under the cellular tower on woods.
So I got to bring this what you're going to call it to that who's he do's he and I got to repair it.
Okay. Okay. Well, I don't think we need to start the day like that. I think what we need to do like is get a good running. You can pick which which map, but we want it we want to hit it want to hit our run right now we got our rotations right now man.
Yeah, we've been we've been we've been getting our reps and we know the routes to run the routes. I know when my balls are going to tickle from the grass and you know when you go hit your head on the tree.
We got we got it. You know when to duck. I know when to jump get us where we got to get you
We're gonna do we do get a couple runs in and then we break the ice
skirt
Chitty-chitty gang bang a shit skirt in these streets skirt. Give me in there. You're locking you gonna get big on
Good it feels good I can finally straighten my arms out after three days
It's not sort of they either do we're like the same this is where in two more in two
we are I woke up this morning and I was like I looked at myself in the mirror and I was like
all right how far can it go today and I kept going I was like oh my gosh this is great
there's a little restriction but it's I'm not looking like I'm just got them beaten up multiple
People my arms are stuck in that position, you know, I'm gonna go today
That's you Rex poses no fun. I gotta get a helmet in ears. I'm chilling
glasses
We actually have a couple contacts man. Look at that. Look at what you would you just look at it?
Yo last night, so I'm playing with pee offline and
We're doing pistol rounds last night. Yeah, bro. I'm a fucking dog. You are a machine
Hey come on
But uh, dude, I we're going on pistol runs I only did a couple I play for like two hours, but
First run. I'm the only survivor. We slimed these two
Bungulators, I took everything Pita died. I clutched up. It was beautiful very next raid. We go to customs open up marked
Let X and a tiger quick Millie. I'm on top of the world
It was actually a good night like you came up a little bit. I came up. I was the sole survivor last night
I'm coming home with war stories
Yo, Scott thank you for the hundred bitties. I appreciate you both three times my best
Hey, Jordan. Yo, thank y'all for the love. Only place to go
and so
I
My gosh, bro. Also, I don't know. You got lips last night. You ever had the pixel cleaning on your monitors. Do you have the OLEDs?
Can't hear where you're saying, bro. I'm on 99. Oh shit shit
Good morning, baby
popcorn chicken immediately that's a given jerky an immense amount of jerky
chap what else what else do we need from the grocery store oh healthy items double
cheeseburger but with lettuce she gave me the look all right luck in turkey
burgers no no no yeah yeah already made turkey burgers are hot ass they put
some fucking rap on them that they suck no turkey burger broccoli steamable
broccoli green beans yep corn man not corn
going on a cob bucket corn on a cob
to every mods can we ban whoever keeps saying GLP one stems goodness gracious
make sure we're all we all stocked up on DC's you know I can't go a day without a DC
Oh that's good whatever else you think
Yeah, okay, well sounds good boss yep
that's it boss thank you oh shit balls just got shot careful right careful right
you're muted shit popcorn get your
popcorn yep I got shot I'm careful right back
towards me back towards me yeah if you
can only problem is are they up on the
rock or in the gym trees you think I
just decked I just I just killed a
Supergeared guy
Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah like Omega Geared, bro Omega Geared guy
Are you like that? You just want it was one little tattoo, huh? Yeah
That guy was a juicer my gooser. I
Hear you
Yeah, I'm coming up to the rocks you got up here right you already scaled it
Yeah, well no no are you next to this grass are you in grass right now coming up like
Yes, me right here on the rock
I think so I think so I don't know. I'm coming up to you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, there's someone behind you
Yeah, I know it's just you killed one yeah, I killed one
No, okay, I'll take the other I'll take the other. No, no, no, but there's a guy
There was a guy that just shot me from it from the angle you came from but he didn't shoot you
I don't know what the fuck's going on boss from this way come with me where's
you where'd you kill boy up on these rocks oh we have to we have to he's
juicy juicy juicy he did shoot Nick okay they're saying he did shoot me I
mean I thought that he was kind of shooting you telling me I got brain
leg how you get shot by a man and not know I don't know what I'm being I
I do what I'm told
if you're the leader
Adju reflects leadership captain
Shirt
Oh, that's him. That's him. That's not you. Is it? No, no, that's the guy who's been shooting us
God hit moving all the way up these rocks
And it's you that I want, promiscuous hutch.
You're teasing me?
No, I don't want.
And I've got what you need.
Got what you need.
Promiscuous gah.
Where'd you go, though?
Give me audio.
I'm up at the rocks.
I'm up at the rocks right now.
Fucking pitch, bro. I'm getting camped out of west. I'm dead. I swear these guys are just virgins like the the the the the
overwhelming amount of players in this game that have never felt the warm embrace of a woman is at the
Like guy be like the guy's body or something
It's gonna be right in front of you
Yeah, it's gonna be hard to lose me bro. They're just sitting they broke glass so probably third or
Maybe second
Not there not there you're looking for broken glass
It's gonna be one of them days I can already tell just just freaks
just that people are just so scared to die in this game they just play in the most disgusting ways
I'm gonna take it.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Where's your the body you got hutch?
Somewhere around there. I don't know. I thought it was like up on this mountain
But if it is I mean he's
Yeah, he's just gonna be looking over like a pussy
I don't see him though.
saw him I did see him didn't I in this bottom left right here for sure I did
and second person in seconds he is waiting bro he's just peeking
Yo, what's the name on that?
What's the name on that guy?
Angel X, Dust.
Alright, let me tell you if this is him.
I don't think it is.
I'll tell you.
I
Know I got killed by a collot to keep up the great work man 72% survival rate 3,000 hours
I can't put this rig in the back. This guy is a this guy is a literal freak who killed me by the way
I mean, yeah, oh chat saying this is the same guy from yesterday that we that we said was
weird as fuck.
Nice first game of the day.
Which one guys is it was that the bolty guy.
If this is a sniper, this is literally the sniper, it's literally the sniper.
It's the it's the guy with the both of them yesterday.
I just where is it?
I don't know much.
I just get out of here.
He's he's just he's just sniping his dick off man.
He's sniping his thick off or he's cheating either way same guys yesterday is what it is
There's just no way we run into this guy twice straight straight into the right just take out path of lighthouse
It's only it's only that it's like every time he's got to be on your screen every single day. He's probably in my stream
So this is the sniper right the
This is the DVL guy.
It might be him.
I'm not sure too because this guy was perfect.
Watch, he's gonna go to that hill
and he's gonna take shots at me.
And keep in mind that we, oh no.
I'm too much weight.
Yeah, I'm already knowing how this is gonna go.
Did I not kill that guy on gas station hill?
No, I had to have been shot in the face
of seven and 40.
Yeah.
Am I close to this extract?
No.
How far would you say?
Like five minutes, three minutes?
Two minutes?
10 minutes?
OK, that's fine.
So I'm going to turn a little left.
Yeah, I'm going to crawl it.
I swear to God, bro, if this guy does this shit, I'm gonna freak out.
Yeah, I bet.
Are you getting blasted at right now?
No, I'm just trying to get some stamina back real quick.
Maybe drop that guy's gun, take his mag, and drop everything else, and so you're not overweight.
So you're not overweight?
I need it, bro. I'm low on guns and I'm low on these purple beds are very good purple backpack
So that's why I'm just trying to get out with both of them if I can
You need a hard left
Watch it be him
If it's him I'm sick
Dr. Phil Collins, I think so.
No, different one.
74% survival rate.
I wonder if those guys are playing together.
74% 4KD.
Damn, man.
Well, okay. Yeah, man. Okay. Yeah, smoke them on the fucking wall
Third prestige as a streamer or a cheater
First game of the day, and I'm already changing servers
I'm starting to feel that peak level of Tarkov play
Yeah, damn, huh? This is this what made me quit
Not saying like I'm on that verge anymore, but yeah, it's this this what you're experiencing right now is the reason why I ended up stopping
We had a hide screens. We have to hide screen. We have to I got lazy first rate of the day
I thought I just started stream. There's no way in the very first one. I did
Yeah, I didn't hide it.
Crazy.
Well, brother, we have how many beers you gave between both your streams,
like fucking 25?
Yeah, around there, daily, yeah.
So together, there's 40, 50K people in the stream.
We're going to get streams night.
No way around it.
I just thought, Nick, not everyone's here yet, you know?
I've only been live for an hour!
For an hour!
I just won't die with it.
Just got done fucking pissing.
So if you have a 4KD, I mean, you
got to be pretty fucking good at the game, right?
I mean, are you either that or you're cheating.
I'm going to be honest.
And this is going to be kind of a, kind of a,
and Chad's going to say, I'll take.
In this game, man, having a high KD means two things.
Typically, you're either one of the best players
this game has ever seen.
You're a glorious, a landmark, a Willers,
you know, those types of people.
Or you're just the biggest, like, pussy
that has ever existed in terms of,
you're sitting there for four hours, holding a body,
you're playing every life like you're a fucking
marine in real life,
and you're clearing through a battlefield.
When you see somebody who just plays like shit,
but are still able to just clap everyone and have that,
for me, you're just, it's complete bullshit.
When you see someone who is able to rotate around a map
like Chris Kyle on the fucking battlefield,
also complete bullshit.
That's just, it just doesn't make any sense, man.
That's why whenever we die in those shitty ways,
and I'm like, yeah, that guy's cheating,
It's easier for me to dictate if someone's cheating by how they play a fight rather than how they aimed their gun if that makes sense.
Yeah, yeah.
Because a lot of people, they're not, dude, they're not using AIM hacks.
They're, they're using fucking radar on a second computer from across the map and they're seeing wherever you are and just shooting you in your ass.
But I don't know.
Who knows, man?
Who knows?
Who knows?
Here's what it is.
We good. Hey, same thing happened yesterday. We had a great day.
Listen, I'm down. Okay. We're, I'm, I'm gonna start where we have like a stream.
Okay. The chat above you, I'm gonna start typing you, typing you there every now and then.
And I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, this is what I know.
God, bro, we are truly back. This is what me and, this is what me and
some of it used to do, bro. We would be in each other. Oh, we are so back.
Chad, do you remember these days, the DMs back and forth before the games?
Oh, I hate that we have to do this, but God, this is so funny.
Ah, man.
Part of it.
It is what it is.
Whatever.
Whatever, whatever.
Whatever.
Okay, we're not going to jump in the first one.
It's just a very weird thing.
We get all the way up on that fucking hill
and of course we died to that guy.
Like, come on, man.
Well, we get shot from our right.
We kill the guy.
We get held from mountaintop.
We kill the guy and then that dude
is sitting up in a window with, by the way, M6-1.
Like the best, it is, think of M80
And there's a chance that you survive.
M6-1 is the bullet hit you, you die, like in the head.
There's no tanking in M6-1 round.
So he is using just like the bullet.
The only thing better than an M6-1 is an M993.
And like, again, he's just using stuff
that is just so fucking good.
There's just no counter play.
And he's not moving, so you're just dead.
Yeah, I feel it.
All good. All righty, what channel we using the one that directly above your name streamer chat first thing about it
Those are my two but did you do you want it's just that I need a yeah sounds good. We can do that. We can do that. We can do that
Here I'm a book I'm gonna put something in there. Yep
You don't have to hide for that.
So, here we go on this 44, I might be actually able to run the scope on this job.
Why is it happening so much now well typically when when like these
when these wipes come out it's not nearly as bad because there's a lot of players so it's
and people have reasons that like they're going into raids so like they have to do their quest
they have to do whatever but people get to like a certain level to where you know they have
cap all their quests are done now they're just pvp and looting so they just wake up and their their
whole existence uh during the day is just to do what that guy's doing and i mean listen guys
there's a chance he's not but the the chances of us seeing that guy two days in a row on different
servers on different servers than what we saw him on yesterday so he's actively switching
servers to our servers and killing us before we see them I mean amen whatever you think
bro are we ready are we ready nah all right let me know when you're ready
buy a lottery ticket well hey for me anybody who's giving me hell for calling that bullshit
out yesterday. I was right, you can't see anything bad right here, right? I was right. Pussy.
I just had a guy in my chest named Penguin. He plays, he has a lot of hours as well. He said
he runs into those guys and he's only ever killed them once and they move perfectly.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know why people don't trust your judgment. Like, I got a lot of people in
my chat, they're like, oh man, hutch has an ego. But I'm trying to explain to my bro,
bro, I play the game all day every day. We know the speeds, we know the wraps,
the rotates, what they're doing, not me for talk of not me, but for you,
you got 6,000 fucking hours in the game, you're going to know if shit's weird.
Consistently well you want to see what you want to give him credit?
We're gonna know him turn the stream on your yo, you'll be a fucking
2000 viewer guy instantly if you're this good
Yep, okay, buddy. I
Don't even sure you have 10 came to our cop. Well, you don't need to like we're just making the point
What we're saying that guy is just
He's perfect needs to be
Every time and you'd ever and it's that good and usually that you know, I mean they're streaming or if they're not
More more likely than not they're probably talking cheating to some degree
Just there's no you don't you don't know life again
And you're there you're that good without ever streaming making any type of content no tournaments. Just under the radar
It's very very rare especially in 2026 just this man
It is not saying it can't happen.
It's just rare.
Well, you like for me, it's even away from that stuff.
It's like, bro, there's so many people on this map, like that guy getting to that
location, holding the way that he was holding.
It just doesn't, doesn't really make any sense.
It doesn't make any sense.
The only thing that makes sense is that if they're not like, like actually
that. Well, all we're saying
is like, it just doesn't make
sense. How many people are in
the streams? They're probably
Yeah. It's okay. And to be
honest with you, man, like
that one right there was kind
of our fault because we both
didn't hide and we went in and
we spawned across the map. We
came from downhill, you know,
we're shooting. They're
probably, you know what I
mean? They're probably all
these streamers do every time
they die is complaining
about cheaters and stream
Maybe they're just better
How about you go slower again? Don't worry. Don't worry. I got you guys it not everyone is cheating because you guys died
Don't worry guys. I got you
Don't worry guys. I got you
Yes, he's playing with us
Yeah, they're better than me for sure
sure that's I'm not gonna argue that one I'm some ass all righty I'm one kill
why I got a good kitty today so far one one we're gonna go this way
Hey, they said they're good.
They said they're good.
That doesn't matter, man.
You boarded the house so hard.
I don't know.
Y'all do shit over there.
They're always so satisfying.
It's the best.
It is.
It is.
There's these little snippets where I'm like, holy shit, that was cool.
Damn.
Yeah.
You're good.
We got spawns up in front of us, by the way, Nick.
We are running against the flow of traffic right now.
Okay, just just just know that all I have is a sake okay. Yeah
You see scouts you should let me pop them. No, I will
Wait, you scab scab
You scab scab your kitty
No
They used to have four Katie that he had it's all players. Yeah, holy shit
What about scab players? No
Now, that guy is going into games and just guaranteeing himself pretty much four kills
or raids without dying.
And one of the biggest achievements of the game is Killer Six, which is six kills in
one game.
So he's basically getting the hardest achievement in the game, one of, every single game.
sure
might be
the sniper scab
killer seven sorry
killer seven not killer six
i think it's a bubba snack
scabs are aggroing on the other side of us
Biggest fear is math knowledge is cheating having a map open on a third screen. What says the almighty slim god
Players over here
He's he's big he's really big
He's big
Yeah, great kind of I got another player near me
Where's that player you killed up outside big blue entryway
kind of like outside the big two doors I see another guy by the big big pipe
alright this is me yeah okay turn left of the train big big smoke stack you
want to shoot me you can work as far I maybe
Don't see him man. Yeah, he's a weird angle, he's got a crazy little thing right there.
I hit him once, I might be in a scandal. Yeah, he's in a scandal here. I can't zoom with this sight.
I got audio outside my wall left, I'm trying to get to you, okay?
Yeah, it should be good, just run between the trains.
So he was directly where I'm looking.
Right where you're looking, yep.
I'm gonna move more right towards the bottom.
I think he's gonna be, he might have either wrapped left.
Yeah, I mean, he could be inside as well.
That's a scab.
I like your idea. I like your idea.
Yeah, yeah, I was thinking. Come with me.
There's an extract back there on the left side right where you go downstairs.
Yeah, but he's spawned there, he's spawned there, so you can't extract.
Okay
I'm gonna walk up to the store
I want these guys to do that on them. Yeah, we're losing this guy for sure
I
Push back into that building to our right maybe yeah, yeah, like back up
Put them up scoot them up. I'm very good
Oh yeah, it's not that great, I thought it was better than this.
I still don't think so.
Yeah, we'll take it, we'll take it.
I hear him in that building, directly in front of us.
the scab over here
I'm sure that's gap yeah sure I'm pretty
I'm gonna check my task real quick just to make sure that
you know I'm getting it yeah
it's SOSD ammo good it looks pretty horrible
no it's not good
Bitch
Bitch pussy table
And we're doing we're supposed to be doing here
cool and we're no rush clear this see we can do I'm around the stem out of my
container just in case
go that go that go that scab in there
I thought you were leaving me a player kill no no no
my damn hunt
I got audio that's that's he jumping looking through the window
right now let's see if I can't maybe it's a walk in a round
that's not a scav right no it's probably a scav just blasting somebody not breaking
contact just have an SKS I don't know I don't know where the hell this guy went
It might be just hiding inside of like a little side room somewhere you want metal
That you coming towards me, I'm yeah, Bobby. Are you up here? Yeah, I'm up here. It's me
Get a little patay, you know Sam. Yeah, yeah, yeah little duck liver patay. Yeah, yeah
Oh, that's a player.
Where we were.
I'm booking.
This is creature doing that
Are you gonna stay up there? I'm gonna walk up a little bit
It's gonna have an arrow behind us
It's out. No, no, no
Scaven just shot us somebody from tower. Yeah me me me. Oh for sure. Yeah, 100% me. Yep. I walked out the front door over here
You you let me just stay in or you try you try you
I get this chill
Yeah, I said we just chill because it's a good spot to farm that quest
Yeah, a lot of scams issue a lot of scabs you're gonna rotate over here
They're just kind of chill will farm with this this right
I just say we kind of slowly move through these buildings on the other staircase you can go up as like computers and bags and shit
This one right over here
No, I haven't heard that
why is the option come up to breach but it you can't why why is it let you do
that the key does a sick bastard he's a sick fuck what's up with you that guy
you guys cool what Nikita yeah Nikita to me is like a mythical character that I
I just talk shit too and yeah fat.
Yeah he like doesn't exist?
Yeah he's like not real.
He's like under a tweets and shit.
I think he's kind of real.
Yeah I think so before, yeah before I always said
that he hates me because you know I've been doing this
thing for a while and I'm one of the few people
who don't have a stream around him.
Come to me, there's a sniper scav on this roof
right in front of us.
Laying down he's peeking, careful.
I'm sorry that took so long.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
Well it has this like alt zoom and that's one of those keybinds that I have to change
like the fucking alt zoom is so stupid.
scab she should have died
that she is so fucking dumb
why would you want alt zoom
tape
that's a player brother yeah it's a player he's across train tracks he's a
panda I think no that's a little closer than that think so I do I think it's
random big Billy on the other side no that's panda but it sounds like right
there so no he's a little farther than that he's like next to power
where we put that switch. Yeah, let's go do this. Yeah, I'm looking right now. I think
I might be able to get a tap here. Are you out? Are you in the front somewhere? No.
I'm walking up. I'm up in the window. I'm looking for this guy. Oh, I see one. Yeah,
you're right. You're right. They're at that building where we were. I just saw
one right side of the wall I'm on left side I see one the player scav he just
killed the player scav oh I see him I see him where is he on the ground he's
dead
alright I'm coming to you
can't get
like Tarkov, Tarkov people
well there's
best movement in the game
you wanna be blown away just open up well stream just watch that motherfucker move
and you're just like, well how is that possible?
Like he'll go through dorms, like there's these routes on dorms.
It's a little harder now because there's like this weird de-sync in the game
that like throws your body backwards, but before that existed,
this guy would be able to like run around dorms
off the air conditioners that are attached to the building.
Wait, I got audio.
Yup. Oh my god, bro. I thought I was drunk.
Yeah, I heard yeah, but I thought I was about to die accepted it that dead guys right out here in front of us
I got a key
How'd you kill him from over there? Dude that window it's a very good angle why I wanted to stay there
go to the second one
rescars
you got a second player?
yeah i got another player
You guys.
Nikita has tried to add a streamer item for you. It's just too large for the game to load.
That's a lie! That's a lie! Don't listen to him. Hey then! Hey then!
Did you know?
What's up? Oh these guys are big now these guys are big. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah
You always kill the big ones, right? I kill little over here. I'm with this guy
My guy killed had a fucking potato for a gun
This guy's got AK
19 five armors as well
I
Loot this guy shit as well these guys killed a player. Yeah, they did he has a tagging this thing I scale two players
This looks like good armor
It is
It is
Touch you will never get a streamer
Talking about M8A2, keep it real games today
M8A2 the pistol ammo bad
All right, there's some TP 545 in here.
You should come and grab.
And you should grab this AK-104.
It's not the best build, but has good attachments.
It's definitely worth grabbing.
BP and all.
What about this?
Take the rig?
Okay.
Yeah, I was going to do that.
Sorry, I shouldn't hear you.
Okay.
I'm over encumbered in my brain. Yeah, I'm next to us as well
Yes, wonderful. All right, I'm a genius
How are you alive?
off
you can
how are you alive
chance to piece this thing together for me
players guys are starting to come into raid you should make our way out of here
quick
Bt.
Bt.
Bt is good.
I just threw on the ground.
So.
gone forever.
I'm gonna grab this gun, I'll give it to you later.
Alright, ready?
Yeah.
Right in front of us.
The player scav.
Could have been a regular scav, but the route that he took makes me think that he's
Yeah
That was a regular scab fuck leave out green clerk
Yeah
Yeah, she's a
and me go she a gold digger every time there ain't only
BAM BAM BAM BAM
Scab right here where I'm looking two of them
Nice another one right behind that cylinder
This is brutal
And pop them in his legs when moves
My man, yeah, we all it's all it's coming off
All it's coming off
That's horrible. I'm gonna use E to change the Moscow.
What do you think? You hate it? You hate it, don't you?
E? Again, bro. My keybonds. I mean, I use VNB to lean, so E is my fire mode.
he is the way he is named no it's not wait I'm right I'm all right I'm much
there might be that scav can't go which we could like kill a couple
There's a player, there's a player, there's a player, he's weak, he's weak.
Or what's here?
I got a heavy bleed, I gotta fix it.
Right below the train, he was just like...
I hear you.
Hit him hard.
Yeah, I hear you.
love that
careful your explosion
yeah I just think we should leave just because these players
steps you know
Alright give it a second
Let's go
Get ready
There it is. There it is.
Are you typed to me if there's going to be a change in the play?
We're going to have to swap this AK.
You know, the AK is kind of nice.
I can't lie. It's not horrible, you know?
It's not great, but it's not.
I didn't give you the AK from the other guy.
Shit.
OK, I got a really good one, actually.
Cool.
Kill the USAC.
Kill the sniper.
They're like a stream sniper.
No, no, sniper on the roof.
Sniper on the roof.
On the roof!
On the roof!
Made a little bit of money that game.
Yeah we did, we did. Sneaky.
These hoses are going for a hundred thousand.
And the defuel I think are also going for...
I don't know if that much. Shit.
Shit! Bitch puss!
I don't know. Can you do a
break down between a player, a
player scab and who you can
shoot and who you can. Who's
AI? I don't know. Um well, when
you're playing PMC, you kill
anyone in your raid. That's
not you. Uh when you're a
like it's it's hard to explain the difference but there's a very large
difference like no scabs look like this no scabs have the same type of clothing
like a lot of scabs will have like a little bit of purple on or like cotton
beanies on and like they just don't look they like like they don't look well
made if that makes sense. Like, they don't have helmets, headphones, backpack, rig.
Like, they're always missing something. Now, there's always that time where a
player scav kills a PMC and then I mean, I've literally died a couple times in
the last two days being like, oh, that's a player scav and it's a PMC because
they're such a low-geared, you know, individual. But typically, if they look
well made and they look like they put that kit together themselves like they're preparing
for a raid they're a player. Now when it comes to player scabs it's just you know a player
scab is basically a person queuing in and taking over an AI's body in the raid. Obviously
it's not what's happening but it's basically what they are. So the only way to really
tell between a regular scab and a player scab is the way they move. And there's certain
routes that's a little harder now because they've really changed up the routes of how
scabs move around the map. But usually like when they're running and they're moving side
to side left and right and it looks like a human is moving around instead of a AI
that just runs, sprints, stops, crouches, like there's certain movements that AIs
do, you can tell the difference, like they're peaking faster, they're running behind cover
like AI scabs don't do that.
AI scabs on the aggro you usually number one they'll come, so like anytime an AI sees you
and they're about to shoot you 95% of the time they'll go cheeky bricky or divide my
cheeks or whatever before they shoot.
If they don't do that whenever you make eye contact with one another, it's probably
a scab.
And that's on PMC.
Yeah, and like there's little things like AI scabs, like they don't, they won't vault
over windows.
They'll go through main entry points.
They also don't jump.
They don't lay down to loot.
Typically they always are crouched or standing up looting bodies.
It's just like a lot of things that they can't do because they're not coded to do
so and that's really the deciding factor on on if you can tell what they are.
Oh, I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I don't care. Thank you. Nope,
I'm happy we sure are from all the rain
I'm going to leave
All right, I like it
I love you.
I love you.
So what you mama?
Go.
Go.
Go on.
Go.
Let's go look.
I love you.
I love you.
Yellow popcorn chicken.
War dogs on release?
Of course.
Four dogs on release of course
You do like to stream
Okay, listen, you're either bro, can you bring the key 303? It's like him
You just just put it in there. Don't you we don't have to go to customs this next game
But just bring it I'm gonna bring this hippo and if I stash it then I'm done with that task
Okay, I'll also bring director's key because you need that as well. I
Got both. All right, cool. All right, high scream
Now
No drops you got to be in the tournament for the drops or not
You appreciate you, Jake.
Yo, Kai, thanks so much for the prime.
Rho, thank you for the 39 months.
Xander, thank you for the five or hutch.
you will never get a streamer item. I hate you and hope you lose consistently in your games today.
Wow. Jesus. Bitch. Puss it with the fiver. Nikita has tried to add you a streamer item,
but you're too large for the game to load it. Okay. All right. Bulldog, think about 13 months.
Hovie, think about three months.
Spliff! Thank you for the 10 gift, baby!
Now he's in a chapel,
Spliff coming in with a 10 of jobs!
Thank you for the 10 won!
I appreciate you, man.
You much the business to get off some way.
Yeah, it'll happen.
Let's do it!
Same ship!
Are we in a hurry or can I fix a hockey rebroad?
No you are.
More than good bro.
We are in no hurry whatsoever.
no damn no damn
scope magnification
no, that's not it
crazy
It should just be it should just be oh it is you're right. It is okay. Okay, so now what do we want? We want rnb plus
Just
I
Mean those new transitions better than hutches hmm and the sky is blue man
I'm not like that's like how could that not be better?
Is that you want steel? Yeah, I'm not still coming over to you right now
this is all good go to our building we did have audio like somewhat nearby on
the other side of the train tracks
I'm going to get another angle on this guy.
Oh yeah, throw over there.
I'm going for this angle.
Where at?
I'm going to shot. I'm going to shot a lot.
I'm going up to you, okay? There's people far right.
Where are you going to shot from?
Far right.
And uh...
I don't understand. This guy's one health and I'm pushing him.
I have a broken everything I got healed. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine.
Urshala at Nugas. Admin gate.
Player dead.
Jesus
Laggy ass kill bro, I broke his legs and my man rubber band is backwards get over here
I was just going in a bag that haven't even searched yet.
Oh, that's why you thank so much.
back. I lit one up. There's another one all the way in the back. Yeah, me, me, me, me,
may may may may may may may may this player is all around us
I lit up another one all the way in the backside
where's it mean when I cook up my health and I have two exits
flesh wound or fresh wound fresh wound
that means uh no it means you've got a heavy bleed
and you have a higher chance of causing yourself to bleed
okay so I'm fully healed now I'm good
yeah you're good
alright
Get right up here Nick right up here. Yep. I see one
Killed one that's awesome. There's another one over there careful of holding that peak now
Another one's outside behind us I'm gonna go push that guy
We're exactly going to be on the other side of these cylinders from us.
Careful.
He's on me.
I'm dead.
He's going to be on the right side of the cylinders.
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Oh my shots got blocked by middle.
That's right.
I just love how, I hate to be this guy, man.
But we have any type of identification
on where we went that raid, you know?
Like you saying, I'd eat those two Quesquiz
and I had the Audacity to Q Customs.
And we are surrounded by three teams.
I killed two people on two different teams
That side of the map my fucking dick
Bro the whole lobby was over there
Literally the whole lobby I sound like a broken record man
Hey, listen, I'm gonna have all quest keys for all areas
We cannot if you got to tell me where we're gonna go Nick you have to just DM it you have to be in it
I know it's bad
Don't verbalize what we are doing in any way shape or form
So was there like is it was you know, was there like a like an airdrop bias or something?
Oh, no, nothing nothing good nothing and the entire lobby all those guys were high levels
Just and the everybody was over there for who knows what the fuck reason
No, I think that there was a
I
Be a gold scar bro. Holy fuck. I was insane
The entire map was there
Hodge's a skit so sometimes, but he's not coping right now at all that that was crazy
They're actually all agreeing with you on this one like dude that that area of the map this late in the wife
should never ever ever
be like like that. There was two there was a duo on the backside of our building that got pushed by
that guy who killed us. There was the duo that we had before and then the duo across at the other
building where we killed the duo last game. That was crazy. They were fucking in the trees.
just doing it bro no shame and any of these fucking bitches it's unbelievable if you need
to go somewhere DM I'm just gonna mix it up like crazy I yeah I have stuff everywhere so
it's cool we don't need it yeah yeah I do think um either you you gotta come over here
help me build an M4 real quick. I think I can just buy that M4 I already made. I think I can't hold
on. I can't actually do this. I can do this. I got this, Hutch. You got this, bro. I got this.
Load. Oh, no.
Had it built. The guy, no, I don't think he teleported. I think,
I think the servers are probably getting DDoS'd again, and that's why that guy lagged backwards.
Because all I did was break his leg whenever I was shooting at him and I couldn't hit the
heady.
I stopped shooting at his head and I shot his leg so he couldn't move.
And then he lagged backwards.
What's the specter's site?
Specter's ass, yeah.
Okay.
What kind of site can we...
Don't me bring you that scope that you like the Schmidt and Bender. Oh, no
Yeah, the specter specters it's usable
Yeah, I don't want to use that though, it's kind of bad like you got to like go from you can run hollow
Oh, you got to add the rings before you did then you'll have access
How they know it's server, it's not that hard.
It's not really that many options.
There used to be more options,
but they took a lot of them away for good reason.
People were like, there used to be so many servers where people
would just, they would queue dead servers in order to get
free rates to make a lot of money.
So they got rid of a lot of the servers.
I mean, fair game.
Oh man, war dogs cannot come soon enough.
Cannot come soon enough.
Icebreaker. Yeah. You still watch baseball? No. No, we don't have drops. Drops only for
people in the tournament.
Sweet God! Lord be with us on this day! Lord be with us on this day!
Oh no, let's don't go in there.
I'm playing the new cod warzone whatever the fuck basically I told Nick that if he wanted
me to do something I'd do it since he's been playing games that I've wanted him to play
in warzone is that game he wants me to play so we're gonna go give that a gander kind
Can I buy SP6? No I can't. Might be a quest.
Or is it DMZ? I don't know. Something. I'm not too sure.
Oh! Skav run! Skav run!
Cause we're on, we're on a scab run, doesn't matter.
Where's Timmy?
Probably at the gym this morning.
Oh, he'll be on for the warzone drop.
What, thinking the GTA 6 gameplay trailer?
Bro, it's exciting, isn't it?
I'm pumped.
Oh, he's on already.
He's live without his shirt on as you do at no shock.
No shock.
So thank you for the 20.
Thank you for the 100 bids.
Don't know if you are a country grunge fan,
but check out playing the game by Fox and Veed.
I'll check it out.
Thank you for the 100 bids.
I don't know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
All right.
I
In a rare W from Activision well, I'm here wait what W
They posted a clip of them
Going after a fucking cheat developer. They served in papers at his house and they posted by that. It does look a little weird
Chessing fake that you run out. Yeah me running out
Wait, so you think they posted a fake video of serving papers to a cheat developer?
No, Chad thinks that, but I think it's real.
Wait, where's this at?
I think, I guess they like tweeted it or something.
On the Activision?
Yeah, I can send it to you. I can send it to you after this.
100% fake, allegedly.
Just say, hey, stop that thing.
I mean, I don't think so.
You get pretty big trouble doing what that guy's doing.
I can't be all oldie guys.
Hey, look.
Saturday, August 22nd, they've just arrived
at the, uh,
F***ing residence.
We're trying to serve this.
Okay.
And there's he's the assistant of the,
it's the, the colony jury's office of them again.
Ah, thank you.
I'm gonna be honest
With how bad that video was, I think it's actually real.
Like I can understand why people think it's fake, but also I actually do think that that's
a real video.
Because the guy who was serving the papers is definitely some random fucking dude they
camera it up.
He had no idea that it was good, I mean it didn't, it wasn't like over the top, you know?
Like if it was over the top and they had him, you know, he got him at a McDonald's or something,
I'd be like, yeah, bullshit, but...
Wait, come with me, come with me, I think a real player by the airdrop.
You know, supposedly there's a real player at the airdrop, boys.
Wait, where at?
What?
What's up, boys?
yo who the hell is this guy I heard this guy shot somebody that dude right there in
the all black I saw him shoot somebody no no guys that's hutch he's shooting right now
you can shoot seven no no no no you shoot him you should don't shoot me you should
I'm not me. I'm not me. I'm not me.
They're actually huts.
No, it's a soundboard. It's a really good soundboard.
It's actually huts. Yes it is.
Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him.
Don't shoot me. I need this item, please.
Don't do it. I see you get behind me. Don't do it, man.
Don't do it. I see you get behind me.
You get behind me. Don't do it man
Oh what the fuck who did it bro? Who did it who did it who did it you bastards get out of here, bro
I got to get out of here, but I got such a good move.
I got to take down backpack and AVS with police.
I don't know who the fuck that was, bro, but that guy just got smoked.
Don't worry, I'll check him out.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Y'all, y'all, people are getting fucking smoked out of here.
Someone else just got murdered.
I'm out of here, bro.
Holy shit, you got a GPU?
I got a GPU, we got it wrong.
What?
How do I get out?
I'm going to ventilation, chef.
I don't know bro, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, I'm one HP bro, I'm out of
here.
There's your supermanhole.
Oh yeah, I can.
Other way?
This way?
Bro, why'd you have to say that?
the moment you said what you said all shit hit the fucking fan oh I had to I had
to deviate you told me to kill me no I was not saying that no I had to put
something some meat on the bone I don't remember that I don't think that
happened lies he's making things up don't believe him
Activision right here this guy send the send the corn order. Oh just call your lawyer
Yeah, I like how the guy could develop cheats, but he's like what to cease to desist
Goodness I wish nothing but the worst for that man if it is true
wouldn't that be crazy? Activision actually started going after people?
Holy shit. I think eventually that stuff's gonna start happening. There's a little bit of developers and
jeep about you know. I mean I just dude I think of it like imagine spending years developing a product
right balancing the game doing things to like hopefully have people play your game and enjoy
And it makes you look good and whatever and then some little sleaze ball is out there just reversing all that code and
Going right through the anti-cheat and ruining your game like bro
If I'm a cheat or a cheat company if I'm a regular company going after a cheat company
I am putting every fucking dollar into ruining their lives
That's just me. I don't know how you couldn't especially when you're Activision you're worth billions
I think it's also hard whenever they're in different countries and what the
a cheat developer and like the regular game, you know, like,
it's hard because they're in Russia.
Right.
I'm out of here.
We aren't cheating.
I'm going to go back to the
B. S. G. registered in the U. K.
Brother, if you think that
registry in the U. K. for B. S.
G. Anything more than a fucking
single office building with one
door, one seat and a cook
couch in the corner. You're
on crack.
Through the door.
Zayedish!
Udašna zashli!
Nope.
Hello?
Hello. I love y'all. I love y'all beat. No, I don't need nothing. Good. So I got low left.
Go back. Took my pills. I don't know. Where was this place? I thought I remembered. Thank you. Thank
you yes chef yeah this is the one that we extracted out on the other run right
yet the other second that way Sprats done nice it's right what yeah yes 10
Shabbin dirty she been she been dirty this main through this main yeah probably
fancy oh oh oh oh no you
right here right here yeah yeah yeah yeah I made it bro by the grace of God
in chat holy fuck we made I got a GPU bro yeah I'll use the restroom get your
fucking kit ready man are we out there snapping oh bro I saw it I said you
tick-tock why are you peeing if like give me the tick-tock and the guy it's
like oh dude the guy takes forever to fucking kid up I can go for a walk and
eat some food and lily me okay keep this this is awesome huge bro that is a
huge pull keep this awesome huge pull sell that keep keep keep keep keep keep
so
you
you
All right, what are y'all laughing at, what are you laughing at, what?
What are you laughing at?
What happened?
Hey! Hey!
What are you laughing at?
Just life?
Are you ready?
No, no, no, I got to make a gun and buy mags put them
Oh, I'm not.
I'm not.
Don't play the game, bro.
God damn it.
Piss me off.
You have mags.
I don't though.
Which one?
I got this 140 rounds all I got.
Can I rock the 8?
You can go bust a lift, Nick, whenever you're ready.
Use the 60? Why?
I'm using 60.
Thanks, I'm sorry.
Thanks.
Level 25.
I'm locked. Can't fire him.
I knew it, bro. Chad, shut the fuck up.
Now I'm mad.
Now I'm fucking mad.
This wasted so much time.
This wasted so much fucking time.
She just told me to go to Peacekeeper.
I already had it.
Let's just remember the first one, remember the first one, second one never happened.
the first one, second one never happened. Second one never happened.
AP okay?
It is right?
Second one never happened.
Okay.
No. Tell me I have it. Tell me I have it. I have to have it.
Use the five five six.
Okay.
I don't have a lot man.
Fuck.
How do I not have a lot?
So, okay, 300s for the MCX got it got it loaded.
Woo.
It's perfect.
It's perfectly healthy.
We got an M4.
We just made.
Look at us, man.
Repair.
All right.
All right.
Some fucking sunglasses.
Nice.
Have that just in case we get a little overweight, we want to be able to run fast.
Can you look at Bram Flakes post this morning about being sued by a major defense company?
God bless bro what is happening?
Oh
Um, what effect things probably not like not in terms of like what affect the game now.
Could they sue for using their likeness in his video game and he didn't get authorized
So it's probably some defense company via a firearm that was used or via
rigs or helmets that do good, bro.
Listen, man, these people and these major companies are just absolutely so
retarded.
Like I never in my life thought that I would be just absolutely astounded by
how idiotic some of these absolute morons are when it comes to these
companies and seeing their products being used in games or
being used on whatever the fuck dude it is so stupid what
ended up probably happening is like I said there's a gun or
armor in the game that's used it probably looks and acts or
whatever just like their item that they created and now
they're suing them trying to get money from war dogs because
it's a big game and they're trying to get a piece of the
pie. That's that's probably what's going on. That's just probably exactly what's going on.
And whoever that is, I hope that they fucking post to it is so we can all absolutely destroy them.
You know, escape from talk problems are great example of like, dude, there's firearms in this
game where I thought was like super cool. And I was like, you know what, I want to go get me
one of those. And I have them now in real life. And it's literally free marketing. It's like
musicians and having us play their music on stream and then me getting DMCA'd it's just
absolute idiotic stupidity like why would you not want I mean chat how many times have you
guys heard a song that we played on stream and you said I want that went to Spotify and added it
to your playlist so many times I do it all the time it's the same thing with God the same
Same thing with everything, man.
People see it, they're like,
I want that and then you go and get it.
Or you go and listen to it, you go and this.
People are just absolutely stupid.
If I had to put money on who it was,
out of all of that,
it would have to be some egotistical,
stupid ass company.
I'd probably either go H, H&K or H&K or,
I don't remember if there was any SIGs.
SIG is also really fucking stupid with that shit.
They've been getting a lot of,
like they've been getting into the social media world.
So maybe not SIG.
It's either, I would say in my opinion, it's SIG or HK.
But I, dude, I hope they post it.
I'd love to rip into whatever fucking company it is.
Bunch of morons.
The meter grow he has to queue us. Okay. That was great. Alrighty. Did you see the I just got told on on
In chat the war dogs people are getting sued by one of the companies that have
Their items that are being used in the game
Which items I don't know it was very vague I
I
Didn't see that yeah, just got posted
He's in the tweet it said major defense company
So I would probably think it's HK or sick defense company. Holy shit. Yeah
Yeah, so you got to pay to have like their guns in the game
They try and get people to pay to have their their guns and like their likeness in the game
But I mean it could really be anything which again, I would just tell chat. It's so stupid, bro
How many guns I mean you just started playing Tarkov and it you saw a gun
You're like I want that you know I've done the same thing say they would like music
Listening to music on stream and I was getting DMC it's like bro. How do you not understand that this is very advertised?
That one is just so dumb. I was just dude. How many time how many times have people listen to music you played and went and
Downloaded it or with the Spotify and listen to it on their own time like
Just people are idiots
These companies, it blows my mind that they were able to build a product in the first place with how absolutely retarded they are.
Just morons.
Well.
Perfect.
Slaying there early in the day.
Couple little, couple little, little bombs.
I hope I got a I got another message here stank rat changed his new name to Nick Marks TTV
Okay, that'll happen air pop this come here wonderful
Up this we got a long run if you're saying pop this no, I suppose I just want you to use it
See how good it is
Tribunal now you'll be able to keep up with me
boys for endurance skill but you're close to a hundred and I'm like 40.
Stank rad doing the Lord's work.
He's a son of a bitch.
Now you can actually keep up with me.
You'll have to have a couple more of these shots big papa.
Oh I already bought five of them.
I'm out of stamina and you're still going.
Yeah, be careful for-
Yeah, Chris Kyle rotating perfectly. Run through that hallway and go to east and look at that helicopter.
I'll catch up when I can
Oh God, I'm sorry to get spots
I
You are gonna get hungry and thirsty did you bring food?
I'm yeah, good. Oh my god. I'm very hungry and extremely thirsty. Yeah, holy shit. I didn't bring that kind of food. I
Got food and water
We needed just let me know
probably got any food yeah I got some
you're good I can hold this you can start looting
yeah I'm gonna need food baby sorry oh you're good I'm gonna be you know okay oh yeah
goes down rather quickly condensed milk
some more food here there you go feel on the ground for you thank you get out of
the way you son of a bitch I gotta eat I'm zero zero eat then drink holy shit
how long is this shot last you're the man of time bitch pussy I got out I got
audio
What do you mean you have no food you say
Yeah, I don't know what's going on there's no way you're allergic
Are you actually allergic I guess the other he's allergic your way you are allergic to the
To the stem or to the beef jerky
I don't know move here move here about this
up that
You're saying the stem.
Oh.
I got...
Shade the milk?
Why?
Shade the milk?
No, SJ-12 will do.
SJ-12 is going to give you food and water. You're good.
Okay.
All right, we got players in West, in Scavenace.
You are allergic to Tarker. Okay, so whatever you...
So they're jerking each. Yeah.
It's not a bad allergy, as long as it's not the stem.
It's not terrible.
I
That's someone in my chat trying to say you're allergic to both
Yeah, I don't know
You should be fucking insane
No, just a tricky okay. I got more food for you
Both of you dead?
Hey guys.
Hello.
Hey, bud.
I bought the wrong monitor.
What do you mean you bought the wrong monitor?
I bought?
About right.
A 1920, 1080 monitor.
Yeah, perfect.
I can't achieve shit.
Wonderful.
What a delight.
Dude, why do they still sell these shits?
How's that even happened?
Did you not look at the specs of it at all?
You just swiped the card?
They give me that shit?
I thought the specs are in the title.
I don't even know what that means.
Like the name.
That'll happen.
Are you creeping?
No.
Close to me.
I'm down the hallway.
Do you have a peek?
Yeah, you hear me or no that you're running ahead. No him
Like outside or under outside
Where are you at I got by me I'm on the same floor that we're on
Yeah, you just dropped down first floor
He's on the first floor son
Are you still my floor?
I'm duking it out.
Why are you coming this way?
You could have had him on the sandwich.
Oh good. Be careful. He's holding this box.
He's dead. He's dead.
I'm gonna make bullets. I'm gonna fucking putt in you, man.
Possibly audio outside.
I
Think I ate so many bullets, holy shit
Chew back up on second. Yeah
Not me two players coming in I think
I
Chunky Chunky, yeah
We're from Chunky just pine trees out left
Okay, that's beady. That's beady beady beady. All right, look at me. I'll let one up I
Wouldn't peak that window they're gonna they're gonna push this in there
Don't be anything I just think they're gonna they're gonna push in here pretty quick
It's 100% BD, I don't know so much. I saw me
All right, I'm waiting
hold the right peak I mean I don't know where to hold I was gonna go peak from her story
Did they have nods on chat?
That's me that they have nods or no?
Yeah, I heard them calm, I guess.
Okay.
Did the FBD?
that you walkin yep coming downstairs yeah sounds like BD is going to the
weather tower yeah I'll come back we do not push them through the through the
open that is just death so this shot you gave me I think it just kept me a
three careful
.
.
.
.
.
.
I
Might be up on the roof potentially
You have a scope or no
I'll make noise just be careful right there
I'll get the heck out of there, you!
Now that you're in some...
Careful, that's not what I saw. I don't think.
What the hell did I see?
I'm gonna check that roof.
How do you check the roof? Is it just the outside staircase?
No, no, no, there's a staircase on this side where I was fighting that guy that staircase. You came to like help me
You go up that staircase all the way up
Yeah
I don't see anything up there.
The door's still closed.
It might have been picking up from 3rd.
Coming back to you.
It's fine.
Listen.
Close, close, close, close.
Good to scan.
Huh?
Definitely one close.
Okay, is it constantly moving or is it moving and then stopping? Moving and stopping.
Oh.
I think there's someone in west.
we should do our admin push outside over to admin take that you would like all
right let's go down down a clown food man I'm just here it's getting dark it's
getting dark come here come here take this we'll find some more food over there
So you're not allergic to noodles as well you got more glass
like I just I I I I'm so confused on the damage in this game like I really don't
understand he's an MA 5581 for God's sake like let's go outside and we're gonna push
just over I was gonna leave the scabs for some food but fuck it we'll find some
in there could be someone in there careful
I got scabs tanking it, it made 5581 headshots, it's just a fucking joke.
Searching these bags for ya.
small food
It's gonna be me
I
You go upstairs no, I'm a lot me kind of
Oh beta just went live oh nice
are we to get the fuck out all right let's get out of here we just hit that
I'm done. Tell Timmy's fat and that.
Alright, I'm on my way out. I like the, uh, I like the shot, man. You see, you gotta
to bring probably like two things to hydrate,
couple of snacks, at least.
One can of food, one thing of aquamarine, and you're good.
Is it the same for you and me?
Or because you're higher level, maybe it doesn't
affect you as much or something?
No, you just want to make sure that once you start seeing
the the black it's the stem running out so you wanted the stem to completely run
out and then you eat and drink because if you eat and drink while the stem still
active it's just gonna zero that out as well
yep
yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep
alright you didn't bring a paracord
Yeah, I did. It's right here. Okay. Do you have a regular armor on you need to put the armor in your backpack?
All right, I'm gonna go and update this shit
That's like I brought that shit. Oh my god
So, Black Division was there, I shot them, and they ran away.
Yeah, they must have already had Agro to another player or something, because it doesn't make
any sense that they would just leave.
Making some no-seents.
No-seents.
Oh, holy.
I don't know what it is.
Holy.
Could have been cleanup crew, yeah, maybe.
Are we going over to his discord?
Uh, C, C, C, C.
I don't know where he is though.
Probably in his state.
Just tell Tim to join discord.
Yeah, he's not in Timmy and Fran's either.
also your boy never sent me the settings oh shit I'll be fine it's okay bro
we both if they if like can you give me a couple screenshots for those stuff so
he can why me you wouldn't have been able to put a money the way you have to
wait for the baby go live unfortunately yeah hello hello hey David
Oh, they launched this for some reason. I don't know what the fuck, man.
They're out launching it early, serving cheaters with cease and desist papers.
I mean, what is going on?
It's fucking cold if that was real, bro.
I think that was real. That's fucking awesome.
I was so next.
What happens from there? Like, is he in real trouble now?
Or no.
But if he... I'm pretty sure what that means is they're taking him to court.
So I don't know what that looks like, but...
Right, yeah. I wonder what happens from there.
Well usually with the cheating companies at least from like the fortide days
It's all that money that he made through providing those cheats his forfeit and then jail time as well
That dude was old too, man. I mean he was an older 40s for sure. Oh, yeah
No
Rinkly old you think so. Yeah, I mean look like it got blurred out before from
Quick settings came I say just all good nice
Um, do I have you, right, Timmy?
I should.
You should, yeah.
And I would just like to remind the call here, okay?
I am, I am controller.
Yeah, this is crazy, by the way.
Yeah.
I'm controller.
It's okay.
So take me through this.
What, what happened?
Uh, I just have realized that if I play this game, I'm, I'm, I'm think I'm too
on to play this on mouse and key.
I don't gotta like that.
And I need to play controller if I want to have any chance.
The problem is.
I mean, I'm loving it.
It's growing pains right like I'm going through it and it's like there's so many times I'm
like if I know if I just go back to mouse and key it's gonna be so much easier but I always
do that where it's like I'm like fuck it I'm not gonna play controller anymore and I give
up and I go mouse and key so I'm trying to push through the adversity of like getting
fucked basically.
Well I saw your video a little short of you just yeah not hitting the button did
You ever sure to use zip in anybody yet or no?
It took me like
Wait so I'm gonna be I'm gonna be playing that like a complete deficit on it okay. Yes. Oh, yeah, dude
You know how I'm on torque. I like yeah, this is this is the reverse. Yeah
Um, where the settings are?
Hang on.
They nerf aim assist a bit.
Oh, give me.
They did.
They did.
They announced that this morning, unfortunately.
Thank God.
So you want me to grab your controller settings here?
All right.
Well, I don't know about that.
I believe the nerf.
I got a 1 6 5.
I'm one four, but one four.
I mean, yeah, play plain, plain slower, first, and then you just slowly
bring this to be slow because that's fine.
Okay, but what about go to aiming and then go to
Maybe put your ADS down a little bit just a little bit so when you're so when you're aimed in like when you're whole
ADS, it's not as fast and go to point five. We are so cucked if we win one game
It's gonna be by the grace of the Lord. It won't be as fast, you know
If we win one game, it's by the grace of the Lord and then you should do we are
more than what is happening?
Yeah, you probably didn't drop that's troubles are most important things are I'll go back here, go back, go back, yeah.
I'm, I'm, there you go.
What is that under whips?
What are you doing?
Oh, you do it.
Don't make whips of it.
You do it.
No, I know.
Okay.
Okay.
1111185.
He's adjusting this good keyboard and mouse settings.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, you gotta go.
I'm good now. I'm good. I'm good. Okay. Okay. So I got that one now go down from there. Okay. And then we'll go
Look in version. I kept this all the same
Conversion go to aiming advanced. You see that click that this is a bus. Okay. So what's your in instance?
Incinus is dynamic. All that's good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Now go to show more you got that you both are controller bombs. Yes, okay
You don't need to go
controller bombs controller bombs this guy okay I mean
we'll give it a little bit of controller rides Sprint Sprint assist you got a
tuxedo let's outkill both these guys yeah wait can you use a controller yep
yes that's not gonna help them bro clean ones come back fuck you Dennis you're
bitch bro. I think you're good.
Yo, Nick, you want to make you want to just cruise through your graphics?
Yeah. Yeah. A lot. Okay. Yeah. All right, I'm good. Tell me when to move it.
Are we sharing of your ships to ship? No, absolutely.
Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, I'll do it. I'll start it up. Go ahead.
Just go down here. I'll do it. I just think you can use that.
I'm on the 60 Hertz 1920 1080 is going to go great. I scroll down bro. I think it saved all my settings from the last time we played God. Can you not play? No, not now go to quality on the top center. Yeah, this is where it gets super important.
I think yeah, yeah, bro. I have all this. Yeah, I have them all saved from the last time we played
Okay, perfect invite hutch and then clock. Tell me when you're on okay. I'm just gonna bite you
except it when you're
Ocean blur off
What about down here hutch you want details and textures? Yeah, of course
Fixed Apple v. Yeah, bro. I'm I'm telling you man. I got you're playing on ultra you psychopath
Well, I want it to look good
Like you got me you could turn you you could turn everything down to low
Sure
Did you send already neck do you want me to I already invite everybody that thing yeah, all right waterfall
I'm ready when y'all are why did my apple v go back?
I think it's saved I think 110 I don't want maxed actually see no
all right Chad be honest do you think I'm gonna bowl out or no you can't do
what do you think you think about to be a beast or what yeah this is not right
No
Voss just different. What are you talking about?
Shot if I get 20 kills we take I can't say that
In game take your pants off 20 kills. I
Want to save me if I did 20 kills
shirtless pictures in the discord
deal
Shake my shake my I want to shake your hand
I
Are you in a party I can
Nick can you queue because I was saying that same shit is it still locked right now? It might be
Let me hit some of these things real quick
Just ask Chad. Oh, we can we is it fuck it says a
Attestation requirement not met I guarantee you that's not how that's
Yeah, this is not right. What's the word?
at this at this at this station at the station as to ask him I don't know what
you're saying bro a precipitation it's when the water goes up in the clouds
shit ATT ESTAT ION at this station I don't know what that word means
That's what I said. What is it? It's it's what does rain goes down condensation
precipitation wait condensation precipitation collection. Do you all
remember doing that? To your value as a parent ancient literature offers ample
attestation of the association between athletics and warfare. What the fuck
are you talking about what does that have to do with any those were examples
bro that's what I'm saying what the fuck happened oh my god I should hurt the
ear yeah dude give me a headache instantly what do you fucking want for me
I'm reading the definition Tim if you get mad at me one more time I'm a slap your
nipple that's a promise I took my eyes started my shrimp shirtless this
this morning brawling ass,
I'm gonna have to get my shirt on.
That ass.
That'll happen.
You just started it?
Well, here's the thing. I'm shirtless 90% of the time, right?
Yeah, honestly, the one time I wear a shirt is when I'm fucking live.
Right, really?
So, like, I usually don't wear a shirt when I'm just walking around.
So, I was just sitting here and I didn't have my shirt on.
And I just started, I switched scenes and I was fucking shirtless.
I was like, oh, I forgot.
I forgot.
Hey, they got a little show to start the day, you know?
to start the day, you know, some people do click cues.
Some people just be sure to show the nicks.
More subs when my shirt was off.
Here's a fucking.
Yeah, that's shut up.
I have to restart real quick because it says
I'm not compatible with the anti-cheat.
Perfect.
Dammit, you didn't think the fucking cheats, man.
I knew you were cheating.
Yeah, they're sending a cease and a cease to your house next to you.
It says security requirements not met.
I knew it, I knew it.
I've never seen this error.
GGs in the chat, GGs.
Yeah.
Well, can we get in the game, man?
Are you in the party, bro?
How do I get, I don't have either of you.
Coach, he's my only connection and he's cheating and he can't get in.
Okay.
Tim Adam on Adam on this shit, please
Admin, bro. I heard all my stuff hutch emf abby Adam bro whips, please
I just type hutch emf here. No way. It's that easier
Whips says give me the numbers
hutch emf
It's that's not like a number to you
Yeah, I copied it
One second EM
sent. Oh, I deemed it to you. You don't even know how to work a computer.
Can you hear me? I have a message from someone.
Hey, okay, I...
This guy's name is Cloak is a furry and he's not...
I got $51 for this for the record and he said...
Fucking trolling.
Tell Cloak it's nice to see him without peanuts nuts in his mouth.
Come on, man.
What the fuck?
I got $51.
Times are tough down here, man. I'm fucking...
$51 what's the fuck
All right give me a second Jesse's here work magic. Yeah, perfect
Nice, bro. Nice. Yeah, we're we're fucked. We can't even get in the fun game. That's how old we are
Can you okay, are you at much? I got a chin here. Yes. There he is
Yep, let me ask you much the petite member of the squad next this fat ass
I'll be ready to make I look thinner than you now, bro. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right
You look like a bag of mayonnaise rolling uphill
No, that doesn't even make sense a bag of mayonnaise for one never you never bag of mayonnaise, bro
Probably Canadians a drink bags of milk
mayonnaise is the cousin of the milk doesn't that was a good point to him and that was a good response
I got that. Thank you. Man is probably do have bags of mayo
I mean, if anybody would have a bag of mayo, it'd be a Canadian.
Do we have any Canadians in the chat or communists?
You cannot tell me one of them hasn't had a bag of mayonnaise.
Guaranteed.
You know, Chad, you guys got bags of mayonnaise.
Let's just get a collective look here, bro.
Yep.
No.
They're all saying no.
Yes, in Norway.
In my nutsack.
That's what someone said.
Perfect.
That'll happen.
Okay.
I'm good now.
We're good.
Okay, we got three.
And you just hit-
Club, new map and new map game.
So what are we spawning with?
It's just a, it's a raw kid.
It's whatever they're giving us.
Like we don't even know where we're from.
I'm running back to the quick bar, waiting for-
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Fuck you, Nick.
Fuck you.
You have this tone to ask questions in the corner, man.
Fuck you!
Right?
Fuck you!
You should be back at me.
I'm bringing our fucking squads.
We let them weigh down.
Dude, what the fuck does he need a biggest goddamn thing?
Weight and height!
Weight and height!
We need to be in the fucking chopper to get to the map.
You're lucky I'm on the chopper here.
Right?
Yeah, leg, leg.
Huge and humongous on the fucking squat over here, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'd better be the huge one.
I better be the huge one.
Yo, dude, good chat GPT.
You just start taking pictures of your shit
and tell it to give you the best stuff.
Easy.
You know, done.
Chat, can we make a class or no?
No class?
Available in season one.
I think it's time to go.
You ready?
I'm going to add you.
Oh, I don't have a full pedal.
I don't have a full pedal.
Dude, I don't have a full pedal.
What the f-?
We ain't driving cars.
What do you need a full pedal for?
Use your mouse.
Yeah.
Medication way too early. I'm gonna crash around three
Daddy, please join bro. I'm hoping a joint. I
Hate you 52 from cloak tickles peanuts balls
Far down does peanuts cock fit in his throat and does his balls smell like walnuts or tree nuts
I want you to know there's a guy with that same exact name that keeps tweeting at me every day and I've pulled the shot through.
What?
Fuck that guy.
Bring the MFs in here.
Let's go, bro.
It's juiced it up today.
Thanks for the 50.
Am I in?
Am I in?
I don't know.
Bring them in though, bro.
We're in here.
I see.
Oh, we're in.
Everybody.
Jesse.
Suck it in.
We're gonna have to fit in.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Hush. Hush. They asked if you take it was epic shot in Tarkov or a mule.
No, bro. These fucking idiots. He did.
Oh, man. They said you missed the stem. It's a GLP one. And I didn't know what that was.
Oh, GLP one. That's the that's how you don't get fat shot.
I think. Yeah. Yeah.
Man, you for sure aren't taking that stem.
That's so rich coming from you
What
Not even close
I juice hold on what
What?
Nicky Manaj is not gonna fucking game yet, that is.
Where's the game?
First drop, please lock in.
Where is Nicky Manaj throwing it back in warfare?
But that's what I want to see.
Let's go.
You're the one that gets paid to play this.
What do we do?
I don't know.
How about you tell me about ArcRaiders in Subway, dude.
What's up?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
You know what I'm talking about?
Dude.
Dude.
I think they did.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Fuck off, please man, AR.
I'm fucking dead, bro.
I don't think he's fucking up to the air.
I'm reloading.
I'm sorry.
Jason, you're not alive.
I said you thought she was gonna be in a fucking Rubik's cube.
This is gonna be great.
I'm on control.
Everyone, please don't ever that.
Please don't be me.
Why are you on control?
This actually looks beautiful, bro.
Listen.
Yo, can you lean in this game?
Yeah, bro.
You can lean.
Just lean your fucking body.
You should shift your room.
time you say no fucking car at lean stem shut up boy where you guys want to
drop bro I just should bounce okay let's go you guys want to go red all right
I
Put on this armor
I
Have what is this Sam air burst turret
No, no, no, you need to use this. Okay, it's good. No, no, look it's a legendary fucking
Boxes on the fucking
No
Get in boys
Oh god. No no no no no no no no no no no.
What?
That's a chopper bro.
No that's a bad idea.
Come on boys get in.
No no we should definitely just stay on the ground.
I think the ground's a problem.
I agree I agree. We're gonna win our first game boys.
We're gonna win our first game.
Sounds good, sounds good.
Oh that's a puppy guys.
Oh shit I just...
He's on the bridge.
Oh
There's another one here
I want a gunfight I can troll him!
Shit!
Atta boy, Timmy!
I'm him, I'm him. That was your I'm him moment chat. That was it for me.
Jesus!
Welcome to Unch Squad.
That's 10.
Fuck you.
We've got 10 squads active in the field.
Is there not a blue SMG?
That's crazy.
I'd rather look at the guy shooting you in the back.
Genji lags.
Enemy soldier incoming.
I got hit by a train I got hit by a train I'm it you die
I got my cell thing and that window above you folks eating the window above you
I can't see the colors of these
Yeah, we gotta stay with someone's got to stay a lot of steps
30 seconds
Me too
There goes Jimmy
What's now yeah, I'm up
I'm letting on that dead guy
With an auto shotgun
Next to me Nick
Fuck!
Shit! Those guns suck!
I have one shot on there.
Swapping bags!
There are so, there's so many, like, below me gunna...
Oh, I'm stressed, I'm stressed. I'm like, here don't be stressed.
Everything I'm doing I'm...
OHHHHHHHHH!
DAMN IT!
Everything I'm doing I'm fin-
YUCK IT!
I'm not finchin' about everything!
Unpeak! Unpeak!
I'm running here, to the front.
Yeah, he's almost horrible dead
There a hold the x option I keep switching everything
I'm getting hush
Hey, yeah, I'm sticking hush. I'm no help. Don't leave me
Didn't mean to jump here Dennis fuck you bitch
Okay, you got people over there and there's guys on my roof
one hell on me on me one hell one hell
damn it
watch out watch out watch out watch out
I was muted the whole time
shit
I hear him
I'm up in five, I'm up in five, I'm up in five, I'm up in five, I'm up in five
We can win, we can win
Yeah, I'm up at 30, I'm up at 30.
They're gonna land up roof, they're gonna land up roof.
Bro, just fucking get him.
Oh no!
Nice damage!
What?
Nice!
No, I think I'm gonna get him.
Nice, yeah, hang on.
Do okay, do okay, you're still up.
You're still up.
I'm up at 2, I'm up at 3.
Okay.
Good work.
I hit him.
I broke him.
I got him!
No!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna get you!
What a football!
What a football!
This is like your name!
That's the game you play!
You're those locations.
Good job!
I said you're fucking kidding me!
Underneath!
Underneath you guys, underneath you guys, underneath you guys!
Guys just sitting there with a ppsh
Underneath, underneath, fucking underneath, underneath
Get up, get up, get up!
Fuck!
Yo, yo, shit!
We're gonna, we're gonna get lasered off of us
Not that we're good bro, trash, trash, trash
Oh, we're gonna get lasered off of us
I'm up and 40 I'm up and 40 just if you open crates it goes by quicker you see a crate
Touch it.
Touch it.
Touch it.
Touch it.
Yeah.
But behind you?
Great.
Touch it.
Good.
Touch it again.
I'm going to freak the fuck out, bro.
Not first game, no way.
Great.
Touch it.
Good.
Touch it.
Okay.
Just hold.
Just hold.
Don't drop.
Don't drop.
Don't drop.
Don't drop.
Don't drop.
Don't drop.
Don't drop.
Don't drop.
Don't drop.
What?
What?
Yeah, I'm going to touch it though there.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'll go to my room.
You have something top area?
Where's your big green? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm on my roof.
I'm on my roof.
I'm going to rap for him after.
What?
I don't know.
But I went to his king, but then you didn't come to the pinks and I was like
Doing great doing great
Oh, we gotta go we gotta go oh shit hey Tim
all right let's go
people above you yes I'm running
I'm trying I'm trying
I'm gonna try
behind us
we're gonna have to go
easy easy easy
kill this guy
get his force for the fight though
leave no one behind
I'll be under him
I'll be under him
oh that's not what we wanted
Oh with the doctor order right there, buddy now the doctor ordered
Oh
We just gotta wait for these guys in our roof
I've got shot my ass I sniper
Don't let up now. How's it guys? Keep begging us? You guys suck dick?
Left in the wall, come. Stay alert.
I think you're in.
Fuck it, I'm fucking him, I'm fucking him.
I'm trying tracks.
Coming up, coming up, coming up. We hype soon.
Soon, hype soon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We play, we play, we play, we play.
We have to, we have to kill, we have to play train tracks.
I need, I need plays, I need plays, man.
Yeah.
Coming.
I hit him once with that aim.
Yeah.
We didn't watch them.
I'm playing.
I'm playing.
I don't get wrapped up.
Yup.
Jumpy jumpy jumpy jumpy.
I'm jumping.
I'm jumping.
I'm jumping.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm with you.
I'm with you folks.
I'm with you folks.
Above me at the bridge.
At the bridge.
I got underneath the bridge somewhere.
In the bridge?
No, sorry.
He got the bridge behind the car.
Behind that little van.
That white van.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I
I've never seen you jump on that.
Oh my God!
That was correct!
Let's go!
I've been telling you for years, man.
I've been telling you to jump on that.
I've resisted it long enough, I've resisted it.
I'm gonna take over me like fucking Venom.
Like Venom.
Come on.
I can't believe it.
Yo, I gotta say something.
If any of y'all were talking your name or in that lobby
and you lost to four unks on the first game,
game. Pack it up buddy. What is our combined age like 120? Take TikTok out of your name
bro. We are literally spotters. We are pushing 40 and we won the lock.
I only had four kills but I survived and put us in a good position.
Come on. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Oh wow. No way we won.
Yeah, time for still-way smashing, we're fucked.
Oh dude, I need to think about everything I'm doing on this fucking controller, man.
I'm thinking of how to put armor on. You know what I mean?
I'm mindlessly putting armor on when I'm playing.
I just called out that someone was inside of a fridge at one point.
good gobs good gobs so much what's going on
I can't see shit on this monitor
bro let me tell you how locked this guy hutch was bro we're first two minutes
of the fucking game this guy this guy drops a helicopter right by me says
fucking get in
It was over
Does that make sense?
And this feels like a lot of people are not involved in the game.
I do.
I guess we're almost there.
You get used to it.
When you shut up, you get a role.
You know what, bro?
I'm actually going to defend a rollercoaster.
I see a lot of mouse and key players talk shit, but they don't hop on the roller.
They don't fucking do it.
Yeah, can we respect ourselves?
No!
It's not just in the game.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
call it I don't know now me let's go back to R&D R&D all right dad there we come
I killed the guy you killed you Nick.
Nice, I killed the guy.
Inside of me, inside of me.
If y'all can get in on me, there's armor rocks here.
Uh oh.
There's one above Nick, careful.
And then there's one across.
Go back guys.
man behind me no I'm not done but I found the ass
there's two people on the bottom man
fuck
only 10 left
no I killed one
live live live live
I'm up in two I'm in
I'm in
do I fly away or do I come
I killed that guy on roof Tim.
There's three people on that block I'm telling you.
You guys are all live this
Right below us Tim right below us
I'm just I'm my brain bro. I'm figuring out one step at a time. Oh, yo, by the way, the train only has
I
Underneath me underneath me
three people out of this door
Not good
They're just sitting below you guys they are just saying blow you guys old team sitting below you as well
two teams
Tim can you get that full
Nick when you go to your right, that's this one. They're all up there. Nice. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up
No, no, no
Tim come down there coming on you now coming on you now
Don't come on me. I got sandwiched. Oh my god, am I?
I got a bail
You on that loathe yep, yep, but just people everywhere, bro
Okay, I found the railroad.
What do you want me to do that?
Hold this team behind us.
Hold this team behind us, from railroad.
Okay.
Got a counter-GIV.
Sniper.
You have really lost the Simpan.
I don't know where we can just get in.
They're going to take it. They're going to take it towards us.
I got the... I took roof, I took roof, I took roof, come come come come come come come
Oh, I'm getting aimed at, from the left to the right to me, he's just playing maybe
Left and right
I hear him, I'm coming, I'm coming
I don't know where the right is
I can't see shit
I can't either
Any right?
Yeah, I got him
I got him
I got him
I kill, I kill
Right, right and left, right and left
I got him
I got him
right right left right right left right I don't know where the right is to me I'm
getting in a right to Bob us
trees somewhere wait let me throw this bonus
holy fuck you have a score look it says you have the top score in the game
kind of like apex look at this where right there Nick you see it's like a
Wait, where are you at?
It's right above me. Do you see the skin?
Yeah, it's cool.
It's exactly like I expected.
I'm on 60 Hertz! I can't see!
I'm looking over there. I don't see nothing.
Okay, we do need to eventually get, like, up.
Yeah.
That one?
I didn't get that kill.
I gotta unplug this mouse.
I'll put it in after.
Like a bumblebee
Wait, what does that say on the screen now?
High activity rate at old mines
No luck, it's-
Oh yeah, high activity rate
Peter Parker has the top score
Fucking Spider-Man's in here bro, it's over
Ha ha ha ha ha
That followed me from Rival's bro
The fucking Spider-Man's brings diapers
Oh shit
I'm looking over there, dick, I'm not seeing anybody
buddy I actually can't see anything over there there's one in there
this is a fucking why
away
it's a little bit over the first time with you done in this I got it like I got it
in the woods they're in this building in the team in there
There's teams in like all these buildings. We see the next zone. Why are we going blue?
Like you see that small circle on the map
Here's a shot. Yeah, my goodness
This might this might be by the way, this might be like
Like every zone for my comfort someone just popped a big boy. Do you hear that? They got a big boy. I'm
Nick I'm going back to
Boy, what is that?
I'm gonna zip up to you guys we're in the same position we were last game
Yeah, that's what I was saying I wonder if it's like a
Everybody call me Hulk man. Holy shit.
What are you eating?
Chicken.
Big UAV, got it.
It's a UAV where they eat
Do you know what an orbital V-Sat is if I say that?
Yeah.
It's an orbital V-Sat.
It's horrible for your butt hole.
Yeah, a tommy soup, I would
Fuck it.
We need one
No, no, no, that thing looks like the...
It's like the enemy...
I mean, the enemy is in there
It's a tornado
Oh, I think it's...
Fucking insane
It's actually insane
That's probably one of them over there, so...
Hey guys, um, so we're gonna jump off this roof
And get leased in there
Is it the same zone?
Okay, so I think the ISO is the best gun in the game
The little sub?
No, no, no, I think the fucking X-58 sub is
Crack that guy, Timmy.
Crack his voice.
Crack that.
Crack that guy. Crack that guy.
You want to buy me?
Pull that one
Knocked that one
There's a bike dead center at Denny. I can't I don't know how to ping it on
I think the train comes back around
Use waver, Tray, Denny
Nice, there's enemy nearby
One here, right here, Denny, right here
Out there
Oh, I see him right here last scene
Missiles there's missiles incoming. Yeah, we're gonna okay. We're gonna have to clear that guy off the roof
Once here
Trio
I think it's just time to shoot
The train's coming we can buy nick on it. No, yeah
Yeah
Go over that, go over that.
I mean, we're just gonna have to play outside.
We're gonna have to play outside.
We're in a really bad spot.
Team above you, above you, bro.
I know, I know.
Shit.
He's going down to your left.
Here's your gun.
Oh.
Behind that.
Oh, shit.
Okay, let me get the camera.
Yeah.
I just gotta go behind the air strike.
Shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no player here player here
We got
I said wee wee not like wee. I just can't believe how weird this is it huh? Okay?
Holy shit, bro, we died to an airstrike. We died to an airstrike. I did died to an airstrike. I did too. We got two of us
Right after that I got a ten dollar super chat Tim it says if bitch pussy was a person
who from a big big bubba yeah that's that was a you was a you big bubba's a
bitch bro
he's got no friends and he gets no bitches and he's broke so fuck you
I'm getting my coffee
Oh boys, I had 10 that round, not too shabby.
How am I liking it?
Bro, it's Codd.
It's Codd.
It's Codd.
You know?
It's Codd.
Codd is Codd.
Can I play this 10 hours a day every day now?
But I'm enjoying it.
I enjoy hanging out with the homies.
I still can't see anything.
I have lost sight in both of my eyes.
I'm not sure what's going on with him.
He's just starting to start attacking.
Real quick coming through.
Yeah, I dropped down the game sound for you sure was it breaking your ear drums a little
bit is the DNC stuff out chat or no
great surgeon survive to read the four thousand team mate kill to bring it back
to us where we going here I was playing on fuck on hard water this man
already I need I was one of my shit was blurry you're playing on what maybe
my list mine is on bottle I take that out I'm sorry exclusive exclusive I'm
downstairs I'm in the basement guys I'm downstairs okay I got two by me
I'm gonna say miss Bud Lightyear and Teebel blast I like those guys
is this okay oh it's not busy that's not what the don't know
what is that i don't know why let's get moving let's get moving come on cte
huh well i got titan talk shit to you for no reason who's the real winner here
who's the real winner i'm the real winner now it's on
yo i kind of like the map yeah i do too
one one one one one one absolute one shot
cyber in the top on the roof on the roof guys
one window dead window guys
someone's dropping in on you guys
My green pink boys there's a guy on the roof. I feel like I is this a blue gun when I pick it up
It doesn't look blue. Someone just landed. It was good. I like I like game. Yeah, like
AK is good. AK AK fries. This one's muted AK fries
In front of me so I'm with you guys now I
Try to get my full I got so green
Look at the hot in the window again one of my kids was so bad
Have you a beat let me know when to pop it
Yeah, you just pop it on this shit
Nice there's so many about this
What's that
I'm in Black Damage.
The Iphone Nightshade is disgusting.
Holy shit!
Daddy.
I can't take no.
This is Bob life again!
Look at that!
Bro, I thought it was going bad. I thought it was going bad.
I hit him too.
No, I got knocked over here, bro.
I
Quicks go that bitch
Are you guys that work
Yeah
grab that assault class brother assault class I may are you okay well no no
but that is what you want for this shit
fuck is this
this is, I shoot the air
yeah dude the ice stuff is disgusting
yeah it's really really good yeah
fuck is this thing
that's just work, are you just throwing
I so like what in the fuck is this?
Is that an RC XD in the sky is that what I just fucking use feel so good to be a roller man holy shit
We got people to our left folksy up. I see I see yeah
No, it's good
No, it's just any close-up is it people under us people under us
I'm with you folksy
To your left
Once right over here on the other side
No
This team needs to die, that team has no team.
Another team about to push for sure.
I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him again.
I'm going to scout, but you don't care.
Weeeeee!
We're getting missled again.
We're getting missled and joiners.
Yeah.
On this corner bro, on that corner, tight left, tight left, tight.
He down.
It was right there.
It's at 8k bro.
behind us all above us do you see those things I think there's an opening right
here I don't see them anywhere are they inside the case guys don't worry I'm
I'm on my way.
Pins are maneuver. Pins are maneuver.
On the right.
Left. Left. Left.
Left. Left.
I'm gonna knock the fucking door.
Ok!
I got you, baby.
Holy shit!
Nice.
He's yanking him back.
Enemy under, enemy under.
Over here.
I missed every bullet.
That's good, that's good.
I got an athlete in fire.
Oh my gosh.
Gosh!
Yo controller gotta be prime for this game.
I'm gonna tag.
M&K is hard.
Oh, big way, but it didn't work.
Welcome.
Are they one-man?
I think they might be next, might not be.
No, I don't think they are.
Mike, you can't.
Are they one-man?
Uh, sniper's one-shot, ask me how I know.
How do you know?
I got one-shot.
I'm dead.
I'm zero.
I'm one-shot deep, that one deep.
I need to get a kill.
Oh, I got one deep on this roof if anyone's a streak
Okay, hey, they're all over you. They're staring right at you, bro
I'm gonna push those guys folks in just stupid
Folks, I'm gonna push these guys
We squads left
Okay, so war zone is just camp zone that that's what this game is like and in
Totality this game is hold a position play for last game win the game sat down
Always I've never played I've never this is my really first time headshot
Don't push, don't push unless Dillon is making you.
Yeah, they're like respawning
Yeah, one one one, have to sit
And then two in that blue building
Alright guys, we have to go across
Let's just go now and get in the zone
Yeah, I got back to work
Under me, under me, Tim, under me
Under you
Yeah, I said I'm gonna close
I'm just gonna try and get position there
I'm with you, I'll go, baby
I'm hit
I'm jumping right, I'm jumping right
They're gonna be left
Oh, it's you starting there. Sorry you scared me
I hit him a bit.
Denny's right above you bro.
That was the cheat.
Nick thought I'd be cheating.
No I'm not cheating.
I thought it was the fucking cheat.
You're right there.
One landed right behind.
Two over here.
Back on corner Nick.
Yeah hold on.
That's right here on that wall on that wall
That guy's one that guy's one in the life one in the life
I
Respond to dad
Yeah, yeah, he crossed right Timmy didn't kill that guy or did you I killed the guy that was on the fence
2 it's a 3v2 3v2
Let's go!
Wow!
You lose to the Ung Squad, man.
You better re-evaluate.
Yeah.
You better re-evaluate.
Look at that swing.
Take a hunch.
Perfect.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Good job, team.
We did it.
PBG.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Oh, guys.
So we know why his game wasn't launching, you know that for sure.
Okay, what the fuck?
There was any doubt.
Denny, why'd you change your calling card?
You fucking loser.
Wait, Timmy, Timmy.
I, yeah, in.
Oh, he's muted.
One fucking game.
Is he doing like the speech where he, they're like,
I'm the blue guy, is that what you're doing?
I gotta see when this monitor is coming.
I literally ordered a monitor.
I'm at 60 Hertz right now.
I'm losing on 60 Hertz.
Is it crazy to say that I'm kind of having fun?
Is that like crazy?
No, no.
Everyone's gonna type hashtag N.
Everyone's gonna type hashtag L.
I've never been...
Oh, I left the party.
I left the party.
Man, say that.
Don't even fucking smile.
Hey, there's a difference between me and everyone in this call.
I've never been paid by Call of Duty.
Hold on though. Hold on though. Cause my skin's literally covered up from the day.
So I'm like the anti-crazed up in this bitch, okay?
I hear it now, okay?
Dettie, Dettie.
What?
I'm kind of craving Subway, bro. Do you have any recommendations?
Subway's starting to collaborate with Arc Raiders.
I'm gonna start it up right back.
Oh my god.
I am so hungry, bro. This is not good, bro. It's not good.
You gotta eat this. Even if I stream right now, it's like it's gonna be 360p.
Wait, you're not streaming?
Angel Reese is gonna get 4 assists today, bro.
Oh man, she's gonna get 14 rebounds as well. With 14 missed shots.
Bro, you think they're gonna let that dude that's identifying as a woman play?
I fucking hope so. I'm streaming the older every week.
You gotta believe I'm taking his fucking props every game or props.
I'm literally betting that every week.
Chad, we could all be doing Earth, bro.
Oh, it's there?
Not bad.
That's all.
I'll take the over, please.
Take the over?
Hey, Chad, is Man City gonna beat Crystal Palace today?
Yeah, surely, bro.
Soccer's still going on.
I think it's just soccer.
Who cares about soccer?
There's sports fun.
There's a lot more.
Yeah, true.
I was speaking of that.
Hush.
What?
Any good pitching matchups today?
No, you have to ask me a specific game and then I can tell you, because I don't actually look.
I'm not the greatest flyer in any game.
I can't see that whips R&D R&D R&D R&D
He's here, he's here
Okay
Don't care, guy's really good
Alright, true
Hey, college football's back
Oh gosh
Wait, is that this week?
Yeah, it started last night
Wait, really? Oh, I thought it started last night
Yeah, we're fucking back
There's not like a ton of really good games
Dude, they got razor wire in Warsaw now
Oh
I'm targeted I don't know if that matters, but I'm
Fucking bacon cookies over here. Yeah started dick
Get you a red neck taco
I'm hungry. Daddy on your right, Danny.
I love you, bro. I'm so hungry.
This is not good. Yeah, but you don't eat it like you drink.
Yeah.
You got it. Are you guys are you guys already left?
I'm coming. Enemy soldier incoming.
From my way, which is kind of like intense.
Bonerable by station mark into the by station before time runs out.
Oh, there's a hundred of them on me.
I think that guy's dead
J inside they're getting under you. Yeah, right in there Tim get ready
Okay, there's no one here I need to open my snack
I killed one on roof. You are a hobbit true truing no life-stroll today
Yeah, you talking to yourself
Yeah, I'm talking to a person rolling me alone.
We'll see that team.
You see that team?
Yes, I did, Tim.
Did you see that team?
Yeah, Tim.
Enemy nearby.
Enemy nearby.
Please lock in, guys.
He's right here.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
Huts, stay focused.
I need on my X2, on my X6.
How?
I need to find him, here.
Don't provide.
Get that down.
Where are you just on, Zip?
Yo!
Oh, man, I just killed two.
Watch they live.
Watch they live.
Yeah.
They live.
80.
Y'all back.
7.
Come on.
Tell them who.
Tell them who.
They got the fucking shit.
8, 5, 3, 2, 1.
No.
Tell them who.
Tell them who.
Just go with my back on the floor.
All right, who?
Who?
Who?
Are you?
Exactly.
We're assed.
I'm going back R&D.
Yeah, we got a wig here.
If you ever ask mom.
How are you so in?
Well done.
Hey, maybe it was a charcuterie board or something, Dennis.
Get off of this dick, OK?
I'm gonna be eating food myself just wanted to squandern out
I volunteer tribute
Look at the flowers Lenny
I
Pretty good
Hey people all around us
I'm made behind you Dennis behind you Dennis Jenny coming on you
Fuck
Get the loadie and get up top now
Anywhere is this guy? I don't know. He was a guy here, bro. Bro. He killed me at the speed of light
I'm getting loaded. I'm getting loaded. Don't let me die. I hate everyone
Look up bro, look up. Yeah bombers
Are they dropping bombs though?
I just got time to cross that.
Oh shit they, wait.
Wait.
I think it's a UAV though.
No, that's UAV, right?
Enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy.
I don't have a gun either.
I was, I just got a tower.
That was RCS.
What the fuck?
I'm coming to get you?
Yeah, thanks Ben.
Have a nice day.
I can't get you.
No, mother!
Wait, am I shooting at us?
No, no, you were standing up.
Interesting.
I don't like that.
Under me then I hear it again
Oh, buddy. Whoa underneath me Denny. Yeah, Tim. Do you have an SMG? Yeah? Yeah? Why?
I gotta be honest any that's just terrible timing, bro. I literally was staring at it. I caught up
That guy that murdered me Dennis
Wait why did my gun get put away for a pistol?
You did not hear that zip cat say you're lying bro no you did not
What the fuck?
I'm going to Lodi bro
My chat's trying to say I heard that I swear to God
I climbed a pipe?
Why did I start stripping randomly?
She's in a clutch right?
He's sending you, he's sending you, he's in a clutch.
Is he coming in my door?
I got him in the door!
I got down across the road, I got down across the road.
I just instantly died on your roof.
Alright, right there, you have to live, you have to live, you have to live.
Is that the end?
Fuck!
40 seconds for me.
10 seconds.
I'm surviving.
What the fuck?
We're up, we're up.
Did you see that?
Yeah, I did, I did.
There are so many embers, so many embers.
I'm gonna hopefully get my loadie.
How am I?
Come to you, Nick.
I have no ex-brothers wonder.
On your right, Nick.
You have reinforced the team bath.
I ain't.
It's my only orgy.
It's fucking terrible.
Get across!
No way!
On you, Nick!
One health!
Nice.
That's that.
I've got one to come in.
I actually...
I feel like I'm watching something.
It's not what's behind you. They're behind it here
Got him I appreciate you a problem
Actually feel
I just get shot in my ass for all this game. There's nothing but getting shot in your fucking bum
Well, the good thing is you like taking in your ass
Am I dead here I'm dead try give up
Yeah, you can still respawn right you have time you have time you have a minute
I got you
Are you got to on your roof, okay? I'm gonna grab loading it to you
I'm on my way
I did it.
I did it.
You're an idiot.
You got one fucking pill.
Hey man, I got three.
I got three.
I'm coming Nick.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
I'm on roof. I'm on roof.
I'm on roof.
I'm on roof.
I'm on roof.
I'm on roof.
I'm on roof.
I'm down, but I need the corner. Nice nice nice. Oh wait, they're climbing. They're climbing to my left
I'm pretty sure they're there. I'm pretty sure they're there. I played the back side
I'm gonna play the back side. You killed that guy in that doorway, right?
Okay, Hutch, Hutch, can you get him? Can you get him? Or no?
I don't know if I can
Hey, no, be careful. We're trying
Oh, we got a- you actually can't raise the leg down anymore
Yeah, I get up, bro. We gotta get up now
Oh
Oh
Okay, we're all dead Nick we're all dead. There's a at R&B. There's a res
Same cock suckers the entire game you're just baiting the res
just the movement the game I'm having fun but my word God the movement in this
game why is he playing with his button controller on his desk did I need to
change how do you change what outfit you're wearing this guy was wearing my
I was wearing like look like a Navy Seal. I couldn't see. Did you post that yet?
No, it's not even that it's too fast for me. It's just dude. It's like I'm just trying to get used to it.
I think I'm just I don't know. Every time I die, I feel like the guy is either not moving or killing me
while I'm already hurt. I think it's kind of like rust where you're just gonna have to
to shoot people thin when there's no one around you and just pre-fire every angle.
Yeah, I kind of want to try to shock us with that thing.
Hope El Chapo's back.
I'm having a good time I'm having a good time hanging out with the homies for sure no doubt
man no motion blurs off R&D R&D R&D
I need you.
Alright, we're moving.
I'm here.
That's good.
Alright, I'll leave.
Wait, which way is R&D?
Oh, sure.
I'm kind of good.
It's the same spot we...
Did you guys notice?
Did you guys notice you could piss some people out of the air again?
Yeah, you just have to go there.
Dude, we have to do that.
We have to fucking do that.
Somebody's gotta do it.
They land on train.
I'm on train.
Wait, they're on train?
They're on train, I think.
I had cracked the one on train.
No way.
Yeah, I'm telling you this X 58.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I think it's better.
Yeah, I do.
I don't know.
Come on, come on.
Wait, I have a driver.
You see?
Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop.
Okay.
I'm coming.
I'm with you.
Yeah.
Where are we going?
What?
More to the right.
They're on our left.
They're on our left.
Okay.
Well, he went up, didn't he?
fuck you get up I got one lady any one lady any I'm going for them I was
better I could have killed Craig but I'm not better dude I am so
fuck what you mean he's just out of control are you fucking bum just spam
ADS-ing show his show his
Sup pussy I'm back
In fact one dead. Yeah, I'm telling you. It's it. Hey Nick use this. Come here. Come here
You're the sub right or a r yeah, yeah
Yeah
One one one shot one shot of that guy he's to the right
In the middle in the middle of the building I'm dead. He's on the old roof
That's a crack crack crack
What do you think you are bro you're challenging the time and on the roller in 2026 buddy
What might you bring the toy well done?
Yeah
My fucking ass I can stay alive here
Are they yeah, I couldn't hear it
Wait, what are they saying?
They're screaming at me.
Oh, I gotta turn on audio.
I don't want to hear that.
I broke that guy, Denny.
I'm trying.
You probably played it by heart.
Dude, I gotta turn off auto parachute.
I need to.
The guy's cracked him.
Behind us, Den.
I have a son
I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm staying with you
I'm staircase yeah these guys are bullshit these guys are bullshit
I know we're fighting on the other side of here so you're all wait
I don't know what that does over here
Crack that guy! Crack that guy in there!
On me! On me! Nick, look!
Oh, you left me again.
In that door!
Come back to you, Corksy.
I can't I hear
Boys we're getting fucking railed. I let me let me like I'm gonna lock in
No, I'll get I'm getting slammed
Let me go first because you're in slam. I'm just going I'm just going
all right close you grab this armor
grab this armor I am I'm gonna
already got it oh what the fuck
wait why did it
no it's not
on you on you guys on you guys
jump again jump again
cracked
I need armor
I'm still fucking ain't no
oh man what are you role playing
I
Another team pushing in from the other side. I'm coming to you guys
That's another team coming there's another team coming
I'm going to land on you, I'm on roof, I'm on roof fighting, I'm on roof fighting.
In this room Tim, I'm with you.
They're in that same room, should we push them?
They're in that building, remember? That room?
They're directly, they're two guys fighting directly above you.
Oh my god, fucking dumbster.
Oh my god, easy, easy, I got you.
I can't sign that kid bro, sign him.
I'm going out.
Brother hide full plate, see you have no armor, he's still shot on me.
Reloading. I don't have it. I don't have it. I don't boy Nick.
I got you guys. I got you guys. Yeah. Are they on the roof? Yeah. How do I, how do I get up there?
There's no team on the, there's no team on the steps.
Coming. Oh, I just got Molly.
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
Oh, I see you.
Talking to the rest of that sport on your tag.
Getting the shot back a little bit.
There's still on roof, still on roof.
Still on roof?
We're all on it.
No, no, no, no, on the south side.
I just saw them.
I let him.
Strong side.
I'll look at that.
I don't know if you see that.
I don't know if you see that.
Have we hit anything?
Reloading.
Yo, on the train, on dead.
I see that man.
Dead, dead, dead.
There's a ping under me.
Okay. Yeah, right here.
Coming.
Nice.
No, one enemy. We have one enemy north-east side.
Is that a roof? No.
Enemy's broken into the I.R.
You got the bomb ejection.
Yeah, he's wet low.
No, bitch.
Two more in the air. Two more in the air.
Sniper.
Sniper!
Fucking sniper!
Oh
I
Mean
Got you he gonna be okay
Yo, how do I talk you game how do I talk you?
I'm me one
I
Keep your game
Okay, he's dead for 40 let's play like a low let's go up here in the show
You guys play safe
We
I
I was doing so good I was in flow state my nipples are hard as rock
Wonderful come on. I get oh dude. I didn't want to die
I
Love you
Oh someone just ran in first floor day careful. I'm gonna shot my dick
They are still in the exact same room as we saw them before Tim they have not moved and
They have not felt the warm embrace of a woman.
Oh, God, I'm holding a quick surprise.
You're fine.
No, they're going to just wait.
They're going to fucking ape it.
Yeah, see, see?
Is this ADS?
This shit works through smoke, right?
Wait, can you smoke, mechanic?
I can shoot you.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke,
smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.
Come on, drop my gun.
Oh, we can't.
Come on, hold on.
Ron, they're on.
Here, stay, stay.
Come on, come on.
I
There's a rest mechanic in the game in case y'all didn't
We need to buy, is there a buyer?
We should just go zone, bro.
Oh yeah, that's a good idea.
They're coming in!
I got tagged, I got tagged.
Sorry, go GG.
Oh, shit.
Track them?
Where are you going?
That's the walls outside.
Oh my god.
Is there any kid on this building?
The one above you. I'm a bummer. Where are they? I did I did I did on your marker. I did where you just
I
Am I calling I'm gonna get Danny. I'm gonna get Nick
That's awesome.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, sorry.
It was so fine.
Oh, it's okay.
You know, say bye.
You know, say, oh my God, you know, boys were winning.
Wait, so is this like, is this a normal thing?
You have like one team that kind of, you know, target you and then you get them out
of the game and it's like, okay, we get to play now.
Is that normal?
Yes.
Yeah.
Got it.
Got it.
because it's Nazi fucking zombies so they just keep swanning and swanning and swanning. Yeah.
Yeah, but Hutch if you kill one on the team that streamsnipers, right?
If you look at your thing it pings the other three on the map. How do I throw a auto parachute?
So what usually happens to your teams? They kill like let's say they kill Tim or they kill me or
something. Then the other three ping and they just ape fucking clocky and then they kill
and then the other two ping and they fucking you and you know, that's how it was.
So we gotta do that if we kill one, we gotta fucking go.
We gotta go, go, go, go, go.
Got it.
10-4, rubber ducky.
Yeah, we got you.
Good job, boys. Holy shit.
You want me to give you a break for the hands or something?
I mean, 10 minutes saying his hands were hurting.
We're on game three.
Should we chill?
Should we do?
about a quick five I don't know I should we do jumpy jacks for subs like what
let me see I got a whiteboard behind me yeah you just run it yeah just run it
it's like I got a whiteboard you're gonna write some names down for some
slap my cock thank you so much for the pride on the whiteboard you go
You get to spin the wheel of sexiness, bidding!
You get to decide what we're gonna wear today!
Here we go!
Remember if it lands on pink, that means what I'm wearing tonight!
Oh, for fuck's sake!
Oh, my God.
No, I'm just fucking starting it.
If he dies, he dies.
I've seen so many people, Nick, say the teacher becomes the student.
I know, but you know what you're playing much better than I was in the beginning, Tarkov.
Well, so, well.
You want keyboard mouse?
Yeah.
Oh, we gotta get you a little roller, man, just for some fun.
That could be crazy.
No.
Come on, man.
If there's one game to do it, it's this one.
Honestly, yes.
Yeah, no, okay. Yes, but now
I can't hear people in the audio.
Audio.
Push up.
Push up.
Wait, box chat's off.
Why is this off?
Probably somebody was slurring.
Yo, are we hunting people out of parachutes this round?
I unfortunately, I can't even see people very soon.
That's all you guys.
Survive to redeploy form unseen, mate.
Where are we going? Where are we going? Where are we going?
R&D, R&D! Give that D!
R&D, R&D! I mean free!
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Execute somebody in the air. I'm going for it.
Oh, they're on us.
I got a guy. I got a guy.
Oh, blow, blow.
17 business guys. I'm Tim.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Are you spoiling us?
I got you. Get out of the wall, Tim!
What do you mean what, Dennis? What do you mean what?
You missed every shot.
Plug the fucking roller in. Plug it in.
You're painting pictures around them.
I will say it was a pretty picture. It was a pretty picture
Bless you also, I hope it gets better
Yep
I
Did make nothing the trace you did you let the guy rezz and you took
Here you double chin bounce off your fucking kneecap shut up
Tell me the name of it so I can pick it up. All right, there's a gold legendary ice on the ground you want
I need a fucking assault rifle, please
You know this is nice man
I'm the building by the way. I just hit our sets in AR. It's there
Yo, is it weird that I don't like how we're not moving like fucking NASCAR
Oh, I literally just said how much I enjoy this movement compared to like DO7 because no one's
I think they're trying to keep it more like simple
So they started using their brains it's fucking great news
Is this guy serious
Why is it sometimes I'm jumping over the wall when I just want to stand on the wall
I just wanted to stand on that roof and I jump
No, Patriot, Patriot you said is nice, I just gonna let you know
Patriot, yeah, I like it
I like it
On the roof bro
Oh no, I'm tilting
I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you
You can roll backwards
He dropped, he dropped in this hole
Oh, what the hell just shot me
I have no idea what you're shopping I'm trained
You have a rear-end train right now
I'm back, dead?
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here
I'm the root still
Oh shit
Athlete sit on that guy, I am your father
Bitch, push it!
You've got a low-down drop inbound
Rearmoring
athlete said on that guy I am your father
on your roof he's crack yeah
How are you alive? How are you like literal one literal one?
What? Yeah, I'm mad like you didn't calm that I'm gonna run to you
Two guys next to Tim for sure
Like they were right next to you
Yeah, I'm looking
I got one guys
They're in a heli
All right fine, I'm gonna lay
Both of them are out both of them are out
Yeah
Yeah
I'm giving up a guy to look at the left of us as well.
Where's the guy in the loadie, honey?
Is he on the roof?
On me.
I got him.
That's squad wipe.
Nobody should be clearing out, Danny.
There's a million people over there.
There's a lot behind us. Do you see those pings?
Did you see that?
Yeah, there's a lot of them.
Come on, let's come here.
Yeah, I'm popping you a deep breath.
Close you with me?
Oh my god, somebody on my right too, bro
With you Nick
Three three all came to sitting there. Oh my god, man
Oh
Take your last step I'm up in two I'm up now
There's no way to hold these guys, bro
See if you look at this for me the box what yeah, I got
Drop back in
Highland on loading you got one here. We got one there
I
Guys little one
Another one behind me
No
I'm up in three, I'm up in two.
Joke-o again, this cop sucker.
No one, all of them.
I'm trying to reset on this group.
Changing mags.
Spawn dies, spawn dies, spawn dies.
Spawn dies, spawn dies, spawn dies, spawn dies.
Literally what's happening.
fucks in the ass
Yo, Nick that smoke goes all the way up in the air like I'm seeing it up here
Knocked the other guy Nick
We need I got a bus through. I got you to be maybe get off our load
Dude they're just running at me through the wall by the way
All right, listen listen, I'm safe, but you gotta use your smokes. Yeah, use your smokes. I can't use
Low left any pushing you
I'm throwing him. What the fuck is this right on the right on the right? You see it?
Right on me right on me
Same guy. Yeah. Yes
I
Mean I was the only buy was that one that I saw are you going to your box? Oh, I'm so dead. I thought I was the one redeploying
No, I'm kind of cruising a little bit
Oh nice you
With you
I'm okay for now. I should I got loaded as well
Don't let up now
The one on you Tim I mean I don't mean I don't mean I know I know I know I'm gonna be just give me a second
But below us Tim. I'm here. Yeah
Crack them going
Running
To here to here
One behind that tree!
Behind that tree!
I'm playing! I'm playing!
I'm playing! I'm playing!
I'm not! I'm not!
What's inside with you, Nick?
Uh, there's no bodies.
I didn't kill this guy!
Tim!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
It's, uh, three before.
Wait, no, no!
One, two, one!
One more!
Oh, it was the guy climbing to kill Danny like why the fuck does he even?
Damn.
Yeah, I mean that guy climbing, he climbed on you just like.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I can't, I don't see the camera man sold.
Okay, I'm trying my fucking best.
Hard watching your left, I was really peeking at the low left, but he never came.
I couldn't see the far right.
I feel like the audio is kinda...
Can you guys hear shit in the game? I feel like maybe my sightings are screwed up.
You got to change it, you do what you want with it.
Fuck!
Yeah, give it to me.
I know, we were frying a little bit back then.
Headphones we were frying a little bit that game headphones way better. I think they have you at home theater
What else is it I think it's the only one that I changed bro, you just need you see headphones. It's gonna be like
Like the steps could be a little louder, but everything else is to so
I'm gonna put words on before no, this is my first time really playing war sound like you know cracks
I didn't really play before
like the audio hacks or whatever.
Yeah, I think that should be banned.
Okay, two things.
One, am I supposed to be using 8,000 Hertz on this game, sir?
Or $1,000?
Yeah, you can use 8K.
Okay.
Are you on a good PC?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just sure, okay.
Yo, Tim, I think there's one thing that you are forgetting.
We can just order you a Cronus.
I would love one.
What are you back at?
I would like for literally two seconds.
Yeah, leave a party.
And then, Nick, how do I bind this top button
to be a push to talk which one top right top left top right r5 all right what's
your what's your push to talk in game I don't know I can make it like a P I can
make it whatever no you can't make it appear face people I never stopped playing
I mean these talk about the same thing that yeah you go to controller park off
the exact same thing bro just a bunch of people who've never left the game and
just kept playing that's just gaming in general man if you take breaks from
games when you go back you should know that you're going to struggle that's just
how it works you go to the go to my screen on on cod you know like go to
your cod settings and then you'll do games or after but you got to get it on
something on on first you know so am I so control right audio voice chat or
do I go controller no I oh where is it where is under audio
No, I never struggle
Why are you so sexy, bro? I bet that thing's fucking 19 inches long, huh?
Yo Luke they give me the pride Keith order and now anything with a cell you not controller
What do you do chat do you change it right here
You do right
Push to talk. Okay. How do I make my push to talk button?
So like I just oh dude, I'm doing a lot better than I thought I was going to our five
I thought I was gonna know I won't be able to do that yet
But if you hit something on the controllers when I'm saying then you can bind
that
To that r5 on um wait a war fight you do button on the top of the roller
Yeah, I was no no no top button
Okay
Couldn't I
This is what I'm saying. How do I can't you just bind our five to Z?
That's what I mean. I think there's way to map my RFI button to be Z on my computer
Right, oh, no, I mean, I can't see and you can't see really
Game sir settings. What are we talking about? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
Okay, just go go to your
Okay, so I'm gonna make my push to top P.
Right?
Did you make it P or Z? Is it P?
I made it P.
Okay. Yeah, then just click on the R5.
And then go to the bottom, go to advanced.
I didn't even know you could fucking do this.
R5, advanced.
This is insane.
Okay, advanced keyboard and P.
And then P, I think.
But I've never done this, so I don't know.
Fucking cheating!
Let me test this out now. Hang on.
Hello, hello. Can you hear me in game?
Oh, I'm sure.
Yeah, yes.
Yes, yes, yeah, that's fucking sick dude. I'm using it. What do you do controller it's mapped sorry
It's mapped to my keyboard, so it's like a button
Okay, so you can sign it. Listen, are you fucking slow?
Listen, you can do this right now, okay, and I understand this might be like it, but
Eventually like your back left paddle should be jump
I'm not using the back left though I'm using the top two but listen the right the front right one so by your trigger your front right that should be interact so like when you loot anything when you pick up anybody so most people do yes dude but don't even don't take you it's okay the idea is you put your left thumb and right thumb on the joystick right you don't ever want to take them off that's the idea
and then you're so maybe you can use your L5 L5 might be better I mean I wouldn't
I what am I hearing I don't do that hang on I'll do all yeah maybe make a L5 and
then just put our fight back L5 you should make our fight make settings make
our 5x make our 5x L5 advanced settings keyboard P
Yeah, it's controller. It's controller. Shit. All of these idiots back left paddles a
Right man. Hey, all right joystick
Yeah, we're playing at a disadvantage, but fuck it. My back right is B. Fuck it. Maybe
What are your controller sayings I call dude your death core you just he thought normal. I'm normal
Okay, is that right? Is that slide be slide? Yes. Okay
Yeah, I'm switching it input controller disconnect this shit looks like I'm cheating down here
Not cheating bro, it's just steroids
Yeah
Steroid air baseball was the best mark McGuire fucking you're saying that like I don't agree. You're saying it like I don't agree
Yeah, that's right. That's yeah, you don't
Bring steroids back bring fighting on the field back bring it all back. Yes. Yeah, it's weird. It won't let me use my controller now
What do you mean? It's grayed out like I can't add it or something
All right, so just unplug it plug it back in
Maybe I have to reset my game.
Maybe.
But can you just unplug it?
I'll unplug it first.
I'll unplug.
Okay, it's unplugged.
I'm replugging.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Imagine fucking Ohtani on Roy's.
Yeah, no.
Screw the joystick around a little bit.
Yeah, see it turning on.
Okay.
It went off.
You're probably triggering some type of anti-cheat or whatever, and it's turning the controller
off through the game.
it's like it's like it's happened so this happened as soon as you went to AK yeah
all right just close the game sir app and then boot it back up
your game sir it's a little you update that looks a little bit out there really this
like the newest one because i've just set the game sir you have games are connect but it doesn't
and look like me.
Jess, I just start saying random shit to fuck with them.
What can tour do you have?
Is that the AK?
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
That's him up today.
OK, cool.
Yo, I heard if you hit RB and LB at the same time,
three times, and then hit triangle, it will work.
No, there's actually, dude, this happened in Kane.
Kane, are you in my chat?
I had to do something.
Like, I had to hold two things and hit the M button or some shit to get it to reset and work.
Oh, I must have read this wrong, then.
Do you know what I'm talking about, Nick?
Or no?
King fucking called it.
I mean, it's select start and M is then select start.
This is literally like when I had it and originally it wouldn't connect.
Okay, but I'm not truly listening.
Oh, but hang on.
Hang on.
It's working.
Yeah.
That's no way.
That's their solution, bro.
What do you mean?
We would fix this in fucking three minutes.
It's working.
I feel it.
Perfect.
I did it.
Yeah, it's opening.
I can't use the AK, bro.
Well, try it again.
I'm telling you, that's what I mean.
It might be, but you should be able to.
Well, you put gasoline in that diesel engine.
It didn't work.
Do it again.
It worked.
Disconnected again.
Yep.
Same shit.
Who would have thought?
This comes, Nick.
You're dumbass.
Yeah, I'm watching you.
I just don't know what.
I don't know why I just don't know which failed.
That's weird.
All right, then do what you did again and keep it on with one case.
You have a difference.
But you do want to play AK eventually if you can.
I should say, I got Red Ring of Death.
How much did you see that shot?
Oh.
Play the game, fat ass.
I'm trying, you fucking moron.
Yeah.
Play the game, fat ass.
We're so back.
We're so back.
I'm Red Ring of Death.
I'm getting Red Ring of Death.
Oh, god.
Back to the MK.
Exactly what I just did. I need to unplug this. I need to re-plug it.
Now it should be green here and it's not going to turn on and now it is turning on.
Whatever. A thousand Hertz it is bro. Fuck it. Are my buttons right now or did I just reset this shit?
Well, why is your, why is your apps so little?
What was, what is this chat? What was my L for? This was my A.
Right. This was B.
And this was, that should be the settings keyboard P.
I think I'm good. That's right, right?
Yeah, that's right.
Okay. Now aiming input controller.
Holy fuck. Okay, I'm good.
Up down, up down, left right, left right, A, B.
That's God mode.
It's nice and easy, nice and easy, nice and easy.
Okay, everybody's good, right?
Then you good? You want to change any controller settings?
Fucking rat.
You don't care if I'm good, Nick? Fuck you.
Is Dennis not live, by the way?
Probably not of course I know you're good. Okay. Oh giggly
You're more than good
I'm thriving bro, but it's my wife. I'm playing a little bit of this shit. I knew it
I did my wife doesn't bring me food the next five minutes. I might slow shit. I
Mean honestly, you can you can use this gift a meal
well
You can get three meals
Badass.
My checking game, my checking game.
Your mic sucks, bro.
Is that really your mic?
Keep that mic, keep that mic, keep that mic, keep it.
How do I talk?
What's default talk to?
All your voice.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello, hello, hello.
Oh, no, mom, this is not working either, bro.
Wish, all.
You're supposed to be talking some shit.
Default.
Z?
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
Hello, bitch pussy.
Bitch pussy.
the size of Saturn. I repeat.
Wait, so am I on the right of
hello? Am I on the right of
what's that?
Hutch, you're literally fatter
than me, bro. Oh, Hutch is
talking in game, bro. Yeah.
What up, bitch?
He said I'm the size of
Saturn, bro. Yeah.
So stupid.
Oh, okay, go.
Where you fuckin' Albinized fightin'?
Yo, hard drive on me, you fuckin' pussies, let's ride!
Okay, I'm dead.
Well.
Hello, hello, hello!
Shut up!
Is that where it works?
Why is it out?
Yeah, I hear you, I hear you.
I hear you skinny penis coming in hot I hear you
No you still sound like a sack of shit
R&D lock in lock in lock in
Damn folks, he's so fast so fucking fast
Okay, dude.
Yeah, I'm in.
I'm in.
Next time, I got you.
Coming on you.
I volunteer to shoot you.
Not good.
Yo, that was almost crazy.
I am about to enter
I got the guy behind pillar. Oh Tim you don't reload with your
Your top button reason. I'm saying what am I using my top button?
So I can keep my finger on the joystick right here
Got you
Watch out, bro. This is an AR
No
Nicholas you're good, yeah, you're kind of doing some closure
I fucking...
I'm getting a little weird again.
Ooh.
Kill him.
Tear left. Tear left.
There you go, Timmy. Go get him.
Don't overcomplicate it, bro.
Shoot.
Shoot your fucking gun.
I got you a lot of things.
Well, Hutch is getting a fucking there, bro.
I need to ask you something.
Hutch, they're all like here.
In the big staircase.
the pale oh shit oh shit there's two on that back to me populate I'm coming
That titties how it's trying
What I'm real
That's you buddy
I
See they're behind you bro. They're behind you
They're behind you folks
He said everyone's just chasing them!
Fuckin die, they are!
They don't die, I'm up to three.
One, I'm out of the tweet.
I'm out of the tweet.
Everyone is just killing me, brother.
On my way!
How's that airdrop looking?
Get off!
There were three guys shooting that fucking load.
I know that one, I know that one.
You like down in the deep, don't you?
Thank you.
What is happening right now?
True.
Fuck yeah, what if I do, huh?
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, sure!
Good for you!
Sick!
I mean, I'm fucking out of here, man.
Where are you going?
Where are we going, I don't know.
I'm broke!
Hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop!
Bro, I'm getting posted across the map.
Where are you going? I don't know.
On route!
Hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop!
Bro, I'm getting posted across the map!
Nick, were there people here, bro? Where are we?
Yeah, like, somewhere.
I believe the comm was-
On route!
On duty!
On you guys!
You hear him? Where?
You hear him? You hear him?
He's almost in here!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
Come up to the stairs!
He's cracked!
One out!
I doubt this shit works.
Two here!
I'm dead!
I suck!
One A speed actual, one A speed!
Two there!
Here, here, here, here.
I'm on my X, I'm on my X.
Objective low.
Then do you gotta go up the stairs?
Okay, now.
Did you steal my fucking kill on Zephine?
I did it
Fuck everybody
I got a fucking slain
No, did we just get lied to about the looting what the fuck is going on
He's on the right
Give me on the trace
like trains wait where's the loading on the right
I'm gonna climb up in the ship in it we got it no they didn't make it
turning you to the front wait like you get off get off get off
no no no you got off guys we got a lot in it we're gonna lose
I'm back. I'm him. I'm actually him.
You know, Jack, look.
Hodge, Hodge, got me money. Come here.
What, bro?
How do I come in?
You gave me!
Run, run, run.
I got one, I got one.
Oh, you guys packed. I got packed, too.
Oh, help me, Tim.
Don't you leave me. Don't you leave me.
You'll score. I'm not away.
I'm getting fat.
I'm not that fat!
Thanks for the assist.
Dead one! Dead!
Other one's cracked!
Dead!
What the fuck is happening?
all right we listen we need to combine wait you have enough money go out
there by a lot of it what by a lot of the shopping cart and fucking Chuck it
okay he's smart on my way this one I got this shit everybody back up there you
go oh bro this week I'm the ideal I'm taking ideal we're going like taking
I do Tim don't ask any questions
Right side right side staircase
Tim gonna die
Do with a burrito
That you stack your shit
We need to go, we need to go, we need to go.
There we go.
Great throw right there Tim, that was really good.
Trying to get more arch next time.
More arch next time.
He's inside, inside, inside.
Careful, they're Molly.
Do we get out? Do we rotate out?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We need to play this wall.
We need to play that wall.
Maybe.
I'm going, Dennis.
I'm going, Dennis.
Tim, team to the disorders.
Hit the rest.
Guys, watch the guy on you.
Watch the guy on you.
Where is he honey, honey, honey, there's a hundred percent of guy under under over it out
Yes, I'm telling you, bro
No, he was he was directly under you
I'm serious. No, he's going there
Beautiful
Oh
I don't want I don't want to unload the I don't want out here
42 it's a 3d3 I'm dead
You can fast forward.
Guys, one person.
One person.
I got movement.
One person again.
Just hold.
Just hold.
Hold on.
Behind the tree!
Pushing!
No, it's a QV-1.
QV-1.
Change spot.
Come on, Nick.
You got this.
Come on, Nick.
Come on, Nick.
You got this.
It ain't great.
It ain't great.
It ain't great.
It ain't great.
It ain't great.
In the arms of an angel.
Bio-A from here.
It ain't great.
I mean, the old me would've won that.
It ain't great.
Sir, we're literally pushing 40.
That was my best game on Roller 2.
Fuck, I was like activated for a second.
Yeah.
Same you've sold with your movement, brother.
I have to use every bit of my brain power to reload my gun right now.
What do you mean? I'd like, please, man.
Yo, this is how I feel playing Tarkar, bro.
Like, and they'll tell me this shit, too.
Like, bro, you really sold much on that one.
I'm like, bro, are you gonna do that?
Seriously.
You fucking do it.
I'm losing every ounce of my brain.
It's so hard.
It's just controlling, bro.
That one's on me, boy.
Jack, I literally don't play this game.
that one on Denny to be honest I agree, I agree, you're supposed to be the guy
I mean I killed one at the three I killed one instantly on the buy and then I was getting
not to run I should have just bought everybody, I should have just ran it on everybody
Well you gotta yell at me man
Well I said buy and the comm was shh shh shh shh shh shh shh I didn't say shh no that's him
I'm aggravating look at this move
We had him in a blender boy you told me wait you ran back when did you unlock you think was it when you ran past the van
me
Yeah, like when did the unlock happen?
Yeah, I think guys I think we need to match formations
Okay, you can start
Alright
Huch, you?
Damn it
I didn't say anything yet
Of course
Huch, your average lunch can feed a village an average
Okay, that's how you feel Nick go ahead, your next, go ahead, daddy is done speaking
You go ahead.
Tim, controller, keyboard, chocolate brother.
Come on, I didn't say anything.
I didn't say anything.
I didn't feel good to say, OK?
Folksy, folksy, go ahead.
No, I'm going to say something nice.
I think having me as a team that all of us
can come together and agree that controller takes
Zero skill in this video game and it's a legal aimbot.
And after on that play, I'll finish that one.
I'll finish it up.
Tim Spat, Nick Short, and Closey gets no bitches.
Now launch in!
We're going R&D!
Come on!
R&D! R&D! R&D!
R&D! R&D!
R&D! R&D!
R&D! R&D!
ROOT CITY! ROOT CITY!
I'll get him.
Shit.
Hey!
Hey!
Oh.
Okay, I think that guy's gonna look me up.
Oh
No
Coming back, coming back.
Did you see me on that camera? That was nasty.
All right, who just did that to that guy? You nasty bastard. Was that you closing?
Literally go outside.
That guy was lost how to lose that
Yeah, I just beat the fuck out of him.
Yeah, Omegun, go through.
Who's on here with me? Get off my fucking train.
No, I need a loot.
No, I'm just...
Anyway, Omegun, I'm good.
That's not a good tip.
Hey, this is so bad in the staircase.
Uh, come on.
Any good, Jim?
On your train, on your train, on your train!
I...
I'm on the train.
Oh, I just saw someone go over there.
Sorry.
And I'm dead.
Ooh, I don't know what.
Oh, man, he's so...
I'm a fucking helicopter!
Just lay it on my head!
I have a genuine question.
How did you not know you were down to a helicopter right there, brother?
I don't know.
There's still a guy in staircase. Wait, there's so many people on roof.
Wait, there's a million people. There's a million, a million, a million, and there's four big jerky gentlemen.
Yo, start the edit, whips.
Yo, turn the edit off, bro.
Oh my gosh, Nick, there's a hundred of them up here. I give away your business.
I had not like a hour. Oh, no.
You might be this is a little
hold on. We play together.
I'm going for it.
Yeah, we're going together.
Maybe.
Yeah, one, two.
Holy shit.
You're so bad.
Yeah, the peepee don't feel good.
Yeah, especially whatever.
It's just hitting you like a motherfucker.
Yeah.
All right.
I think Tim's low angry.
Oh my god.
No, he's not wrong.
That's it.
I'm turning the brain off.
Goodbye.
I'm pushing him down my way.
Baby.
I wonder if he's on the roof and he's on the roof and he's in the top stairwell.
bro
He's dead
Never got me as well
I
Never okay right now you're right now. I hit him in the head
Those my gun bro, what is this x-58 it's my gun. It's my gun guys. I believe I'm active
That's what you get guys, we can do this.
Oh wow.
Missed every shot, missed every shot.
The cons.
Welcome back.
Is that someone sniping me over there?
Score streak.
They're good.
Yeah we should go out there to the, so many big girthy men just line up for, come
up.
Okay.
Oh boy, you're over here.
You'll squawk, maybe it's to the site zone.
What is that thing on the ground there?
I hit someone.
This little conveyor belt thing is awesome.
Enemy soldier incoming.
You guys ran?
I cracked him on the roof. I cracked him on that roof.
Not one roof.
What the fuck?
One's on this. Hot shot, hot shot. There's a full team on your roof.
Oh shit.
Is there a ship? How are you up there?
Uh staircase.
Watch the three under roof.
Staircase under me.
You guys tagged?
There's two of them behind, two of them behind that.
Can't see anything.
Where'd this guy go?
What is this?
Vulcan?
Let me try this bitch.
Roofing.
Cracked on roof, cracked on roof.
Hike.
Guys dead.
One's cracked.
Nice.
Coming in.
I don't want to.
Don't try sniping.
Is that the only one clock see is the other one's dead?
Uh, no there was three, there was three. I don't know where they went.
I'm roof one, just jumped in front of me. I'm gonna chase them in his zone, he's not gonna expect it.
Landing roof!
I'm you Nick, literally I'm you.
Yep, yep.
Coming to you guys.
I'm one HP.
Is that them?
Didn't even crack that guy?
The hell?
I'm up on a roof. A lot of people are underneath us.
You die!
A lot of people underneath, a lot of people.
Yeah, there's a bazillion. Probably dead.
Swapping meds!
Don't wait for me. Oh my god, you're going to last your 100.
No way.
Fritzing meds!
Oh, behind me!
Enemy dropping into the I.L.
Bitch, no loady for you. Pussy.
No, one more on me.
Fuck.
I'm landing on you, folks.
Stay there for two seconds, folks.
Stay there for two seconds.
There's audio
Fucking seal team six bro. I'm up in 14. They come up in 13
I hear so many people parachuting look up look up look up
I'll take my fucking loading bro.
I'm not, don't ask me.
Nice thing.
I'm not going to get him right here, right?
Oh, are you getting knocked out?
I'm just going to get knocked out.
I got one, I got one.
Anybody, there's uh,
armor sandals around.
Under, under, I hear a million under.
Let me get, let me get, let me get, let me get,
kill!
One more in this room, I knocked one.
he's not he's resin resin resin on your roof across opposite side of your
roof sorry yeah there's guys directly address they rest they rest I'll land
on you guys this time yeah I know I'm staying with the team sorry now
stay with it Dave where the fuck am I going
I'm coming back up I had to drop for ammo I'm coming up
they're in this room in this door
under me
I'm putting all the box up here too if y'all need here just hit it so many box
I'm this I'm just loading I'm loading yeah there is a whole team under me
I'm gonna load you up right here you one what the behind us
I'm right behind you, Nick.
Hey, guys, can you ping this fight?
Just so I can know exactly where it is?
Oh my god, there's a basement.
That team went basement and got out.
No, that's not that.
Yeah, that's fine.
I'm going to put that one.
Yo, I don't know where that basement goes.
Oh, right here.
It's on the roof.
Yeah.
Yep, you're going to get her.
I could maybe throw a box for us, too.
I thought.
keep on
fun, I'm an innocent enemy in your right
fun!
dude, I'm such a dupress mario
I'm gonna fight, you got him?
yeah, bud
careful, I see him
he's going all the time
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
he's gonna get me
I got one
one HP, one HP
all the way to the opposite side behind
I'm attack, I'm attack
Oh
Yep
Holy shit, you know, I know but this is actually fucking awkward
You bag big bubble you bet. You can't die again
I
I
Think you do each other, bro. Yeah
I'm throwing a mortar stinger over there, of course to the bus go right right right
I broke out their armors in there right here yeah yeah careful for that heady
careful for that heady cracked one again they come all over there crack them
again nice keep on doing it there's another one in this building right here
blue blue blue blue
I think a lot of them
hey jumpy keep it running keep it running
hey 44 44 44
He's running, he's running free on the left, I'm something, I'm okay.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Okay.
Good job, guys.
Good job, team.
Okay, hud's with the sniper.
Yeah.
So that sniper, when you pick your loadie and you go, you go to the sniper class,
sniper team is the same, you guys.
It's fucking the same.
And you have a perk where you put your plates on like fucking 10 times quicker.
It's like doot doot doot done.
Really?
Look at your boy
Okay shit and pissing, okay
He um I don't really do nothing that game roll. Okay shit boys
that gun that I was using there for a little bit was nasty that was nasty what was that
I've done quality game chat, have you ever enjoyed it?
X58.
Sex.
The X58 is awesome.
Yeah, I think I'd go SMG sniper. I think that's the boob for us. SMG sniper and just slam.
I
Love you, Poli. God a little order right now
Thomas oh, yeah, we're chilling
Don't say of course
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Oh
Culver's spicy chicken sandwich you have to and you have to get
Cheese for the Oaks squad
RDRD R&D. How many is that today for three?
Well, we're stacking them like fucking pancakes, man. Yeah, I
Did not think we were gonna get on here with the whole bucket down, but here we are
On you Coke see
I got nothing but snipers I'm pissed yep
Love that little RG
Damn you're muted in case you didn't know
here
i don't know what to say
the enemy dropping into the IR
i don't know what to say
i'm gonna miss
alright timmy's not here
sorry
i made that
NO he's stuck
one's getting reds on my death
stay up denny it's bad it's real bad
Dude there's like 20 teams
How's the audio I legitimately can't hear anything while fighting
So many
I
Changed it up. I thought a little snipey over there, man
I think it's Carlos because an accident. Oh, he's been in a couple of our games. Yeah
I guarantee this is Carlos I guarantee yo Carlos mother doesn't love you bitch
I'm back. I'm back guys. I'm alive. Yeah, we're just trying to like keep it up. Stay in the
line. It wasn't Carlos. It wasn't Carlos by the way. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. Don't
me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me
stop!
oh i'm dead
yeah the shooting has not been hit
weeeeee
i mean those kids are just kids
they're like the biggest virgin bro
what is that bad fam come
what do you do then
what food do you get
good morning
couple requests
i'm hungry
ASAP I'm gonna start slurring
I'm going bro fuck this guy
He's so much better than me bro, I guarantee
I got absolutely shit on
I'm the guy underneath you guys the monster
I got one kill, I feel like I'm in a fucking marathon.
Guys, name is Milk-a-my-Nut.
What are you gonna do?
Alright guys, lock in, we gotta show them that I've still got it.
I haven't done anything.
Right below.
Scrapped that guy.
Underneath the scrapped as well.
Another one behind us!
I need to get my lo-di
Uh-oh, I'm dead
Nope, that's another one. I'm dead from behind coming out
Don't leave me!
I'm going to play, I'm going to play.
Close.
On.
Yep, let's see.
Left!
On me!
On me.
Milk my nut.
I don't know where.
I killed one.
I
Nice boys
Good place I have plates
I'm coming
In between us brawl there's a guy I just got another one coming in as well
I'm gonna jump down with you guys.
Another one on.
You guys dead?
Is he still up?
I'm up, I'm up.
I can ping, I can ping.
You're right away.
I think it's a stick.
Just sit in a fucking corner, man.
I shot.
Okay, I'm so out of my mind.
I'm dead.
Can I take the four?
How do I lose that?
Can I, man?
I take the four.
Yeah, go ahead.
Can I take the floor? Okay. So here's what I think we do there. Okay, so
Punch
You are running around in circles there. I'm asking for res actively right? Yeah
Oh, and I think this is just an observational thing here. Yeah, hey opening the stream right now
Better use of Dennis to be fighting and you to be resin, right? Okay. Okay, and then what ends up happening there
Hmm Dennis sticks me late. By the way, this is not late like after I got one from the roof. Yeah
Then by the end of it you come stack on us and all three of us died of one guy
Yeah, like wait hutch was that you at the end of the gunfight? Yeah
Yo, I just listen as a spectator. I was I was like dead. Mm-hmm. Yo hutch did not miss a fucking bullet
Not one. I won. No, it literally was like and I would like low-head. Can I defend myself in this?
Yeah, you can have before God. Okay, Tim. I would
like to cradle my nuts above your face and
You could treat my sack like a pharaoh and I'm the person hanging grapes over
top of you, okay
Fuck you and
I didn't raise you because I wanted you to die
And fuck you
No, I'm gonna be honest that whole game I had one kill and I was in a full-on blender
I spawn die spawn die spawn die milk my nut milked me milk my nut milk me again
I mean fucking I knew the milk my nut was giving us a hard time when I heard all y'all
Oh, I keep saying it.
Bro, like, I killed him.
He had his own blender, man.
Well, I killed him.
No, no, everybody was.
OK, everybody's telling everyone.
No, no, no.
I heard Tim say, can you rest me for about a minute straight?
He did.
I was like, all right, I think he's talking to me.
I'm going to jump down and rest him.
And, uh, when that guy peaked,
and I knew if I didn't win it, like, we were both dead,
I thought to myself, this is a bad luck, you know?
like this is not what I want to
be showing. Yeah, and then we're
also running away from him.
Yes, you are the greatest woman
alive. I need ice. Everything.
Hey, you know what, guys? Hey,
man, that's, you know, that's
the beauty of a video game, bro.
We'll get him next time, guys.
You know what I mean?
Chad am I getting old if my fingers literally hurt from spam clicking my fucking keyboard?
Is that arthritis?
That's good.
Someone just brought a good point bro where's B back in fucking brownie bro?
I
Yeah
Oh, I see I see and you look mad dumb. I see him too. I
Got I got decent guns. I'm ready
Nicholas talk to me. Yeah, he's wanted the fucking force
Okay
dumb nice oh my god nope I still didn't hit a ball I still didn't hit a ball
two mags now bro why is this guy shooting me a psychopath you're literally
Don't worry, bro. I picked that up every time.
Oh, 40% of the time.
What does this do?
Yeah, free kills are always me. Free kills are always me.
I'm there. Oh, I'm dead
PPS fucking terrible I did never pick it up just use a pistol
Yeah, maybe true to that Nicholas where I'm coming bro. Oh, he's getting mugged
Hell no, I don't got that brother
They can't slow down the movement
Like the slower dude, you know seven people are hopping off the walls and presurgence right now, bro
I can't compete with that we got it we got to kill this here's it here's it
I'm on me touch it on your loot Nick yeah are you getting in there I'm coming
look at yeah yeah this guy is ready he sits in a yo they're in this the
I there anybody and I'm walking I don't want to roll roll roll
We gotta kill the team on people big bro
Please yeah, yeah, I've heard I just go to another
Are you really where'd he go?
Yeah, I got him. I got him. I got him too dead. I sniped one from the team that keeps
kill Nick as well. Reloading. Oh my gosh. His movements incredible. Love you. I'm going.
Not good.
Did that put that? Oh, my effects were on, like, 50.
Not dude, my luck is getting...
It's okay, it's okay.
Oh my god!
We'll get him, we'll get him, we'll get him.
I'm gonna try the SQ.
Can't make it up, bro.
Are you landing back there, Nick?
You wanna fight him?
I'll get a bomb, I'll get a fucking arty.
I want to kill them so bad, so bad.
But they won't let me do it. They're in there all over the other Tony dude
Guys can we kill these guys for Nick?
No, it's not for us it's for Nick and yes, I'm in
Don't go to me. I'm getting shot from your direction. I'm getting shot from next direction
I'm telling you that they are not fucking around
This may we
I'm 0 and 8 in the BR, I'm uh...
Listen man, we can do this.
On this wall! Close right here!
Hit that guy!
I broke that guy.
Yo, that guy's so pissed! Oh my god, I'm so pissed.
Yo, I cracked one on Lodi.
another one directly blows and directly above top two hush drop and but another
one below
not good I knocked him I didn't know one more down here they're rising their
boy they're fitting me I hear I'm paying yeah you fucking suck you fucking
SUCKING YOUR MOM'S A BITCH!
I'm coming up.
I'm coming up.
Let me hit you, but we can't one-
I'm coming to the roof.
Tell the guy, tell the guy one!
This is okay.
Fine, so we see.
He's climbing. He's got it.
Down, down, down, down, down. He's dead.
I'm coming up.
Alright guys, I'm going to tear into the fucking jokers.
The fucking jumpers you don't help me bro. Help me they're on you. Oh my god
This ain't shot across the fucking back
Hey guys listen tonight god no we we are getting old man. I'm getting old
This is no other way to fucking put it
three of us getting blamed for what you did that game yeah I don't think wait I
wouldn't say that's all like odd Nick is my mic is my mic like you said I'm
fucking old man I don't think I'll say something I don't want to hear it dude
I'm not sure all right shack on the Celtics room let's go check let you
get calorically right after the 17th time where you won before those guys
and passed away, you know, I thought to myself he'll stop at some point and then I would hear
are you kidding me? And I knew number 18 happened. Can I get some flowers for the lace at the end
though? I fried that guy off loading. They're not like us man, you know? They're not going to go
running back at those motherfuckers man. We can't let them get free licks like that.
Woo!
To be fair!
You can fire!
I can't!
Not to be fair!
All three of you and one more one!
No matter what you say, boys crack, it doesn't matter!
No! Okay, reset!
Doesn't matter what you say, boys crack!
Reset! All three of you were eventually gonna try to fucking help me, and all three of you left!
Like Tim tried, you got a rinse, all's dry, he got a rinse, and then you tried, and you got a fucking kill, dude!
Those guys were real, man!
So I ain't go over there! I ain't go over there once!
Cause I saw you-
Well, they realized the fucking problem!
Yeah, gloves, they never walked!
Yeah, I was killing everyone else man, dude, we're in the state champion. You don't understand those kids were fucking real man
Why there's a moment where we should have all bound together
Instead of going for like there was 15 people on the phone already so I'm talking to me
Oh die
I'm landing train
What
I touch
Crazy
Oh, baby, I just lost myself, bro, they can't even find me I lost myself in there, bro
Diet Coke in the veins
Are we killed them?
I was hitting a phone call.
Well, I hired that too.
On the hill, Nick!
Alright. On the hill.
I know Huxley and Lucid is someone named Thunder Chicken. There's no way, bro.
Yo, I'm off to Thunder your chicken. Alright, shut up.
Oh my god, he's on the ramp!
Nice!
Stop rising, bitch! Welcome to the Thunder Goal, bitch!
Thunder chicken where the fuck did you go?
Thunder chicken were you ever
Thunder chicken kill me again
But I don't say much. How do you have no audio and I have no audio?
I'm landing again
I'm landing again. I'm letting again. Fuck you
Shoot the red just randomly hops in this window and I'm gonna serve my fucking me. No
No, that's fucking great man.
Go to the top of your chicken, you fucking pussy!
That guy's good!
Yo, this guy's revenge on the other chicken.
Oh my god.
I have one kill.
Go to the top of your chicken, you fucking pussy!
The whole LMG may I go?
Then I'm coming.
Wait, they took over our RVs!
Yes, they're on our building bro!
I'm ass with this pistol. I'm back at R&D. I'm coming
I was trying to tell you fucking wash buddy. I'm on the way
Oh, I'm on the way
There's more there's more there's more there's got because someone someone else killed me here. I'm telling you okay
Hello, this is the police. We're looking for Guap's friends. I repeat Guap's friends.
Finally bro. Wait, wait, wait, help Denny. Oh my god, you need to help.
Ah, I have no plates.
Let Denny all over you, let it all over you.
You just made me dead.
I mean, they are all over you.
Well, I mean, to be fair.
Yeah, I'd like to at least another one behind you guys to your left
Not the other one
This we're good, I don't think I just got him
What you get that guy
Boys there's three in there chill. Yeah
Your last life
Alright, alright, alright, I'm running
Holy shit now you're trolling oh shit. Oh
You need to look for six down to six
two one
We're out there
Back to BND back to BND
Nick has killed me Nick has he's killed me. I'm dead
Goodbye.
Oh, don't let me down.
Don't let me down.
Don't let me down.
I can't get up there, Nick.
I got one dead.
What is wrong with me?
Huh?
I lost my knife.
On, on, on.
Oh, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep.
In the doorway.
Right here.
Watch that.
Watch that I can't get rest my god, just press. Oh my god
Boy in doorway in doorway
Later
I'm a man!
Oh my god, he's a fat man!
I'm a man!
This all built up in the grates!
Tim, Tim you have a fucking golden corral right now!
What are you doing, fat ass?
What is that?
He said you have a golden corral right now!
What are you doing, fat ass?
I don't care.
I'm the best!
I'm the most guys I've ever been!
I just pulled out of killstreak
and I pulled out a fucking iPad, bro.
I don't know where I am right now, man.
I don't.
Hang on, let me lock back in.
Let me lock back in.
Oh, so we got it.
I got you.
For real?
All right, we're a little split.
That's OK.
Yeah, if you saw what I just fucking did to make us.
Yeah, dude, that was it.
What?
I got one.
Your boys are big, smello.
Resin on my fucking axe, roll, motherfucker.
Oh, fag.
There was another one sniffing my literal douche.
Those guys need to die, bro.
I have full, I have full trust in you, Nick. Come here.
Enemy dropping into the AIO.
I'm ready to run. Enemy destroyed.
Do your tag match. I'm down the rest of them.
I'm pretty good.
another one underneath me another one underneath me
yeah there's a full team over here I just
guys full team under me oh shit I'm gonna say this
we all need to link we are so fucking split right now
Okay, we all have to leak, okay?
Resurgence is about to go.
There's two teams, two teams, both doorways.
I'm safe unless they push.
I lied to you.
Yep, you're good here, you're good here.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I got to get behind me, lay on our height.
I'm here.
No, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
Guys in the window, guys in the window,
watch out, watch out in the small window right here.
I can't get a loady bro.
Nick, there is no one anywhere near you, you bitch.
I'm in a couple.
Not as urgent as I thought it was.
Don't get your revenge
I come to you guys
Yeah we have the roof
There's people like kind of under us
I'm finding out a roof right now
You're portable
No you won't
Portable
There's a full team playing below us on that roof, by the way, oh you guys
Come we need to go under and buy him
With me yeah, okay, hey train fine train. I'll just
I'm gonna buy a train. Okay. I'm back at him
Was we need to play it and hold R&D
I'm stuck on it good
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest where I think Nick might actually be the worst teammate to ever exist ever
They're pushing you! They're pushing you!
Full team pushing you from that staircase behind you, Tim!
No, no, no, no, behind me.
Coming, coming.
My stairs.
Under me.
Coming.
Max low, max low.
I got one on bullet, I got one on bullet.
In the woods.
Which player?
I'm gonna assist, help, bro. Help me.
Please, God.
I'm gonna go over here and look for money.
Okay, watch this side. Yeah, watch it. Watch it. I got money.
I got money. Two on stairs.
Two on stairs.
I got a place. I got a place.
I got a place. I got a place. Nice.
Wow, Tim. Wow.
Okay, I'm going to rest.
There's no wonder. Careful. I hear, I hear, I hear.
Oh, the train!
Guys, I think I took one of the trains.
Okay, it's 2v2v1, 2v2v1!
No, no, give me my, give me my, I'm gonna go do it, I'm gonna go do it.
No, no, no, you guys, 2v2v1, 2v2v1.
How do I try now?
Right, the same way you drop money for the last 10 war zones.
Perfect.
How do you drop-
It's all I need, it's all I need, it's all I need.
There could be guys I need, just wait.
There's no more buys, there's the buying trade, there's the buying trade, wait, wait, wait.
I'm gonna shut up, we're already doing that, you fucking brick.
Brick Tim are you fucking kidding me you've been dead with the entire day
one
Wait, that's our game
Shit, that's our game
Throw another one on the board
Oh, I stink.
Wow.
My God, I smell like cheese.
Wow.
Wow.
As I was bleeding out through my ass and Nick was but a slim gym away from me and I said,
Nick, help me.
He goes, there everywhere.
There's no way.
We won, bro.
We won bro. We won. All right. You want to play that?
Yeah, but the ones you were staying for, that's just, that's pretty sad.
I sat down and watched Nick and for literal 45 seconds nobody was near him.
No, no, no.
Yo, listen, Hutch, I'm not, I'm, I'm, I'm, you did the same shit to me last night.
So like, what are you talking about?
So, I don't remember asking Timmy to tell me something, Timmy.
Just saying.
How about you just let me bitch in, Nick?
There's something in the settings, turn off HUD widget shape.
Whoa, what'd you say?
HUD widget shape.
It makes it so like literally when you're shooting your entire HUD, it's just shaking.
Whoa.
It's under interface gameplay HUD.
I didn't know that until I literally just like looked back and saw the entire screen shaking.
Where's it called?
just just tight HUD on the same part boys it's right there HUD widget shake
I mean I feel like I'm slinging it whenever I say it
I was gonna say, it's close boys, it's close, sure, take it down.
Wait he left so we can't start it?
Yo, that's actually insane.
That is kind of wild, yeah.
How do I make it to not jump off a building when I'm trying to mantle?
some way to say your titties don't drag the momentum
off the building.
See, fuck it's all like, bro.
All right.
Go to controller.
Ah!
I mean, you should assist off, but I'm still jumping over
the fucking thing.
Go show more.
Show more.
Mantle, assist angle tight.
Yeah, you want tight, you want attack sprint only off.
I'm gonna play with it.
I'm gonna join it.
No, it's fun.
Guys, listen, I've said it before.
I enjoy playing games with the homies just like you guys do just like you know
I know I play video games all the time yada yada yada, but
Dude like yeah, am I gonna play are you gonna catch me playing Call of Duty by myself?
No, fuck no, I will not be starting stream tomorrow playing caught. I'd rather
literally
getting the shit beat out of me, but
Do I enjoy hanging out with Tim calling him fat calling Nick short and telling Cloak see that he's dumb
No, I mean I do I love it so much fun, man
I'll play with the boys I
Will not be playing by myself hell no
Yeah, exactly, you know I find it so funny won't me and Pee will play some of the worst games that have ever been made
I think ever and people will watch and laugh and have a good time
But we load up cod and do the same thing if people are like, how are you playing this?
Guys, we literally play games that are made by one dude in his mom's basement let alone call a duty or call a booty
I'll play anything man
Yeah, you'll watch me paint myself as a chicken as I try and hide away from my friends with
shotguns, but Call of Duty is where we draw the line.
Play Apex then.
I'd rather die.
Listen man, I'm an ally, but God bless.
game that game pisses me off stop Asian hate amen there's enough of it it's
unbelievable I'm tired of it grandpa
Did you run out of breath on the bottle log there?
Yo, who the fuck thought it was a good idea to mod deathgaming?
Gav, are we smoking crack?
Anyone talk shit to me, Death?
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that's to you. Fuck you. Don't think now that you got a sword that anything is going
to be taken lightly on you. Okay? I'll break your left pinky just so you've got a list
for the day. Yeah, exactly. I'm building up our deaf army. Hudge hates deaf people.
I'm literally a deaf person myself, legally, so hey, I got the card.
I can sling it.
I can sling it.
I got the card.
Yes, Chad, I am literally legally deaf.
I cannot hear out of my right ear.
I probably could get a disability check.
No big deal.
I ain't trying to boast or nothing.
Prove it.
Y'all gonna make me whistle out of my ear right now.
I'll do it.
I'll make half this viewership just click out the stream.
I'll do it.
Yeah, all the OGs in here,
They do not want to hear it again
Why I was born deaf. I had no ear drums and the doctors were able to graft skin from the back of my ears and
Make myself artificial ear drums by left one worked for my right one. I always have problems growing up until
It finally just kind of went out and then I had surgery and then I sneezed one day and it went out again and yeah
never had surgery since. Yo, congrats.
Yo, I love you, man.
Thank you for the dinner, bro. I'm glad everything's going better.
Alright, I'm whistling. Everybody?
Everybody doesn't want to hear it, Mew?
I don't know if you can hear that
Yo, let's go track line track line. Let's run. What's no no
Changing it up. It's funny. It's horrible. But it fucking I feel like that's something you got hit as with beforehand though
You kind of hit that like mid
enemy soldier is coming
okay we're good we're good we're good
we're on our roof
I'm going up
snap the guy in the middle
I missed everything
two people on there
yeah
one's broke
two broke
I'm gonna throw a gun Molly
Move behind
He can see I told y'all don't call me a liar
Got behind to view okay, you can perfect perfect exactly what I want to channel glad
My screen it's like a fucking like I'm looking into Hades
But I'm glad he can see clear
What fucking bitch bro out of my way I got two crack to crack to crack to crack
Oh yeah, don't worry boys. I'm here. Don't worry
Don't worry, don't worry, gentlemen.
Yeah, Samper's kind of good, Vulcan or whatever.
He's nice, bro.
Under us.
Oh my gosh full team in that room full team
Hey, I'll be able to step on a second. I think
That one nice I'm going going
All team
One one, one one one one one.
One, two, three, we're right in shield.
You're locked, on stairs, on stairs one.
Little one, little one, little one.
More, add door, add door, add door, add door, add door.
I'm crazy, I'm really tired of that, what a fucking idiot.
You're good, you're good again.
Yep.
I just caught that second station, good work.
There's a lot, huh?
Did you see them all there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, above you guys.
Above you max.
Yeah.
That close?
I don't see.
Hit me?
On roof.
Laying down, he's dead.
Good one.
There's two below at least.
Oh, I have to run.
Army?
Enemy dropping into the AR.
On roof.
Roof, roof, roof, roof.
Yeah.
I'm at angle soon.
You've got a lowdown drop in there.
One more, one more, one more.
Dead on roof.
I
Okay
Yeah, I see him I see him I see him
Okay, I said
Race one I see the guy across all the way across
I need a loady.
They're still under me.
I'm holding a loady for you, Nick.
The sniper's so fucking nice.
Yeah, you should try it.
I'm shitting pissing.
Let's go, baby.
That fucking shot's looking pretty crazy, man.
Thank you, thank you.
Where did I die?
There's more in sight.
I
Play-alive play-alive play-alive play-alive
No, I never saw it was like two different teams go over those boxes right there, but I can't like oh
Then you got 20 fortunately I'm up in 10
You're 100% definitely able to kind of use.
I'd like to pretense this with, I am not sponsored by audio, 64 audio, I just use them
and they, I purchased all these headphones so these are not like a hashtag ad.
If you don't actually need them, you probably don't need to buy them.
But with 64 audio, they have like a shit ton of drivers in them and it allows me to
be able to hear.
Oh my god, I'm one x3
Edward is destroyed
There's your TacMats, hunt down the rest of them
I need those plates
Yeah, drop me something, Kim
Yeah, here, hang on
No, I'm gonna, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I was gonna mince that so you get a...
I know, I was gonna min-max it
On the roof?
On the roof, jump down
Yeah, saw, saw
Come on, we're gonna go back and get up
You're lucky I don't come as you like a spider monkey
You're lucky
What you need, baby?
Yeah, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha dead.
Don't mean that.
I love you.
Hey, now, Roof.
I'm pushing you!
Oh, what the fuck?
Under you, under you, under you.
You're acting!
All over you.
I'm gonna be a shot from you.
Yeah, yeah, I got some dancing.
In that, in that door, in that door.
I would...
Can I get you?
Yeah, let me buy the left or you can
Okay, there's two there's two
On that purple ping
Get on hush!
On me! He's thinning me!
I'm kind of in the middle down there.
Yeah, just to stay-
I stuck one here, I think.
Oh, yeah, I stuck one, I stuck one, I stuck one.
He's bringing it down to him.
Inside, inside, inside.
He died?
Coming.
Come here.
Other in front of me, one dead.
Coming back.
We're getting the load.
FUCK!
I bugged him.
On me!
One dead.
Move on deeper.
one more I think this is a full team in your voice
Oh
My god
Where am I going I
Just jumped out of the sky
I gotta play out
Where we just work boys
Another one
Oh shit
On loading Dennis
They're under me bro. They're all underneath me.
Sending you now sending you cracked one dead.
Under me.
Hit that guy twice. Cracked him Tim. Cracked him Tim.
Directly under me. Directly under me. Full team.
Heard.
Thanks. Full team.
Cracked one. I'm stunning.
one. Knocked one. Knocked one out here. Knocked that guy.
I'm just right below you. I didn't. I'm roof. I'm roof. I'm roof.
One's going for his boy right here. Resing. Resing.
Lookin. Shit. Throw a name, baby. Guys, can we look back?
They're coming up. They're getting closer
Behind you guys now
This thing's impossible to control
It's on Cabot it's on back
What is that gold thing over there what is that oh that's money it's just money
I'm up with you Den I'm here people under us I'm trained as well way out way out way out
way out way out
kill that guy
i got cracked as well
under bait no there's a guy down
on these stairs guys he's getting rezzed right now
oh my god that guy's fuming they're in zone
guys in zone you see my i'm dead i see your pit one
I
In the building underneath us
60 hertz fancy shit
I got killed from underneath
I'll get him I'll get him I'll get him I'll get him
I love you look behind you bro. You got a look here underneath me
Got it
Don't go anywhere
He jumped out he jumped out it went right
Here's the other team there has to be another yeah, yeah, they're they're across the way
I think they're all in the building Dennis I do too
No, it's a free win
I
Dropping
No, I don't
I'm sticking
Oh, okay, alright, alright, alright, I'm smoking us, I'm smoking us
We're good, we're good, you're good
He's right down the box, you need to look down, you need to look down, beam free, beam free
Easy, yep
Another one went inside you, went inside, he's in zone, he's in zone
He's at the door there, keep going
Watch out
There you go
Alright, it's a 3v2
No, three of you, call me one.
Two solos.
That's him.
Great. One shot right here.
Absolute one. Does anyone have a name for that?
Oh, he's looking at that.
I'll wait with you. Where are we?
Uh, I mean, he was one shot down there.
I wouldn't go there.
It's two solos, boys. It's two solos.
Yeah, we just tripled.
You guys should just go eight, man.
You should go eight.
Crack them. Go, go, and go, and go, and go, and go.
Yeah, go, go, and go, yeah.
Take them.
Just shoot.
Yep.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
This is a fucking sewers. Where's master splinter? Where's splinter?
All right, last guy's coming out his own
Dad
Back bro, come on streets back
I'm getting a little snappy.
Let's get a little beamer on him, bruh.
There's an entire underground system down there.
Check it out.
Whoa, look at the kills.
50 kills?
50 kills, uh!
Holy shit!
Good job, boys.
There you go.
Woo!
Oh, fuck.
Who would have thought?
leave match with fire go six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six
seven holy shit okay it's gotta be like ten wins man we're cooking let's go
I haven't read it you win it bro for me it was a shit to me so your hands were
hurt for me honestly bro it's like a little I'm so used to it yeah I'm so
used to it a certain way now where it's just meh like the same thing with
hearing aids like I don't do that I can hear just fine with one you know now
we're kind of we're kind of doing things no oh my god we are kind of doing
things. Yeah, I mean, listen, you know, I'm not trying to suck myself off. But if I could,
I would. You know what I'm saying? LOCKIN!
What the fuck did I just walk into?
Ah man, we're conch streamers now guys, lock the fucking.
Wait, I get the X-58 with the SMG load out? Hold on, lock in.
you don't want to let's go in the game
oh shooting toes shit is Timothy on the sticks I mean can I get a little
fact that this is like my full day on this I think they you know what I've
been giving you enough I'm not gonna say it
I'm just gonna have that click.
It's not hard, it's not easy.
I've been playing controller for 15 years, and it's just hard.
Hey man, you are getting more damage and more kills than I've seen you get in 3 years.
Oh fuck off.
I'm not joking. I'm not Rosie Ray that you're doing great.
You're Rosie. He's Rosie.
No, you were doing great.
He's Rosie. He's Rosie.
You are not Rosie Ray that you're doing great.
Dispatch! Dispatch!
Last time, when you had 7000 damage.
I don't know.
I mean, two people are just regrouping, this is regrouping.
Yeah, but it's still light.
Oh, who was that?
I'm quicker than that.
Who is this?
Yeah, I'm quicker than that.
It's just one benefit of Masaki.
He's so fast.
I'm going for...
I have so much frustration inside of me right now.
Hey, it's crazy how he's AFK again.
This man's probably walking around his house.
Ow, did he go out there?
I think it's his fucking house, man.
No, did he? You picked up.
He jumped up on you?
Ow.
Are you a change boy, Ato?
Ato's.
Ato's.
A bombing run incoming.
I'm gonna go ahead and get inside.
I'm coming.
I'm saluting out.
You have reinforcements in bed.
I kind of like the M4.
Let me use the legendary one.
How do you guys like the X50?
I don't even know what that is.
it's the SMG and it pisses me.
Yeah, yeah. Dude, I love that one.
Where'd you go?
I'm back. I'm right here.
What did you do? Where'd you go?
I just got shot from earlier.
Oh my god.
Where'd I go?
Yeah.
Into the house.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm just curious what he has.
No, no, no. I was looking at that.
Oh, I'm doing dangerous.
Again!
Little snack.
Little snack.
Someone was just giving me backshots from R&D, bro.
Oh, shit, dude.
Get there.
Heh.
Heh.
Somebody go to R&D.
What's my name?
What's R&D?
Yeah, I'll be back.
Alright, guys, I haven't seen anyone.
They're definitely under.
Michelle.
Under, under you right now?
Like, this guy?
Yeah, I can hear him under.
Okay, I'm coming back around.
I'm gonna ADS walk him down.
Where are we getting this one?
Yeah, you're right. They looted all this down here. I killed one guy folks. He's on a team over here
Coming
There's one in there in there in there and then in the in the middle you picking
I got your time over here or directly directly under me directly under I'm blue roof as well
I'm here daddy right right here right here a lot over your left like that are they in the
are they in the back like suit I'm so back over I'm coming back oh wait Nick where are you okay I'm with you I'm with you
Oh
This is there
Close
Almost shooting at that guy
Across blue crate in the middle here
Yeah, I'm getting lit up. Oh, watch out. You're right. You're right. You're right. No good
I missed everything. We had three teams just converge on us.
I like that LMG, man. LMG's an ass.
There's like three on the train at least.
Over here.
We're rising.
Got here?
Hey Tim, can you clear Lodi a little bit?
I'm trying. They're all over here, kinda.
I know. One right here.
whole team right there buddy I'm just gonna try to grab loading out some crazy shit
yeah one's one shot as well
coming
I'm good!
He's dead.
Good job.
Yeah, we really just did that.
Holy shit.
A whole team over here somewhere.
Yeah, yeah, right here, right here, right here.
I got a bomber.
I'm getting shot from behind.
I'm going to ask that like a bug or something.
I brought a pill.
I'm going to push you.
You got a stun on you, Dennis.
I'm pushing.
Yes.
Hang on.
I'm trying to get Nick.
What was that?
Wait, I didn't mean to do that.
No.
You did the wrong thing.
I'm getting shot from multiple teams right now.
No, I need to...
Damn!
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!
Come on, I can't see.
Wait, where, where, where?
I don't know!
Guys, Docs!
All teams pushing!
I'm armoring.
Ripped!
Hey, you!
Ripped! Ripped dead!
Well done!
I hate you.
Me?
Nope.
Ripped! Ripped everyone! Everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone!
You're left.
He's not great.
One's behind us in the warehouse, Dennis.
Here.
Over here. I can't mark it.
Ha man, I'm gay safe tonight. I'm coming in
Right, which is that great on me literally next to you Dennis. He's running back around gonna be going through your door
I'm one inside
Bupin to I'll play it back on you. Oh
Where Danny we're in here inside inside inside
go south
I'm back
Across me I'm dead again
One more, one more, one more.
I'm not going to go under this.
Rift, one shot behind the forklift,
one shot behind the forklift.
No, inside the building, inside the building.
He's pushing in, he's pushing in.
Oh my god, there's a medic, there's a medic up in the river.
I think you're getting sandwiched by two teams guys, literally.
You got to get out, you got to kind of feather out.
Yeah, you have the team camping outside as well.
That was beautiful.
I'm up in six.
I'm up.
Play.
He's on a deadie somewhere.
I'm going to try and land on that loadie.
I shit at him.
He's walked by three deployers.
I'm on landing.
Oh, that's him.
We're surrounded.
Big time surrounded.
He's one.
He's one.
He's one.
He's one.
He's one.
He's one.
He's one.
He's one.
He's one.
He's one.
He's one.
He's one.
He's one.
He's one.
He's one.
I
Think we had to get out there bro. That was how
That's why bro, we're gonna we're gonna move past it. I just feel like there's not enough
I would like can I plead my case it's okay we're gonna we're gonna I'm okay
I'll snap that for my fucking brains
I'm gonna do that shit it's removal I watched so many times my boys just say no
I'll say my voice no no please my case please okay I saw the name and I seen
it I'm hitting the wrong but I'm trying bro you gotta give me mercy on
that I bound it to the other top button okay I'm trying it was just
Pivotal and you double made the ball and then the worst part is I mean truly is that I die and you fucking self
Can I get some flowers for trying no I was there
Those guys were trying to help you I was trying to help
Yeah, at the end like you know our star player. I can't let him get swarmed. So I knock one
Break the other he's dancing in the crates and like I think he just like
I did I sent it in there with one plate. No, I did not watch
Are you you were screaming last option and you ran in there?
Look and shoot the guy that was outside
There was a box and there was a box in front of me on the guy on you
So then I sent that guy with one plate down here
Yeah, you want to talk about the drone
I killed four people after that.
Okay, but that's good.
Yeah, it's safe drone, buddy.
Okay, that's good.
Why does it look like a U-B?
No, to be fair, I did the same thing.
I put the drone out and I just died and I did nothing.
So you're supposed to fly and shoot people?
Yes.
I'm an admin, admin, admin, admin, admin, admin.
Yeah, I'm an admin admin.
Where is it?
No, that's because you're not checked. I'm fucking checked, bro.
Oh, don't be shit. I'm checked.
That's an early check.
I'm dead, bro. I'm checked.
Oh, what? If we swap the drop, you cannot do it immediately on the drop!
Now, he's letting you have all of it, uh, Chairman.
Oh, my God, bro.
This is like when your brother fails skills.
Tim, can I ask you a question? You knock him out of me?
But you're the guy that fail after he fails, so you just get all of it, you know?
Tim, can I ask a question? You knock him out of me. Please.
Please you asked you got to ask Nick something. That's not fair. That's not fair. I'm gonna ask it wins the last time you had a snack
Go ahead and hit another one. Let's hit it. Yeah, let's hit another one. Let's hit another one
Yeah, a lot a lot of built up I believe this is calorie deficit
The thing is I don't want I want a chicken bacon ranch pizza, but I can't have that
Yeah, yeah, I mean I can't relate but I can understand how hard that is
Corral and they were ran by a bunch of communists. I'm telling you
I mean like what the fuck yes 10 don't you don't you leave me don't you leave me yeah
probably good idea yeah
man I don't want to sit out there and role play in there yeah man I want to shoot my
gun so this is all hushes fault we all agree no don't agree with them don't close the
Cloxy have my back, have my back.
Cloxy have my back.
I'm gonna back.
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
We're in the middle of a dump.
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
It doesn't matter.
I don't say anything.
I don't say anything!
What in the fuck is this?
I'm coming, I'm coming!
You lied to me, no, you're still alive!
Nice!
Wait, you saw me?
You saw me?
Oh man!
Oh you didn't see what actually happened.
Oh shit, oh shit!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh man!
Oh you didn't see what actually happened.
Oh shit, oh shit!
Whoa, that guy was moving
First shot and everything this is either fingerprint or stoop
It might have been stupid that was actually insane
Chat after further consideration, I think that was the accidental that was kind of sick
feel good oh my god man there's a guy in here next to me and this motherfucker's
been playing rebirths for seven years
get fucking ready for this kid 2019 war zone right here holy shit
i kept a shoulder pick me up where's my lodie
There it is. See, he's had bitches a bit. Up here, up here, up here. Oh, don't they stop?
I'll give you a teka. Oh, no. Six.
Oh, help, help, help, help, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming. Don't leave me.
He's above y'all. He's above you, Hudson. Get him, get him, get him! Don't leave me!
are you muted yeah yeah I was screaming don't leave me don't die your last don't
die your last don't die your last came actually Tim just running to them right
now I'm telling you those guys are disgusting okay dad
Oh
Here they go this was the this was the spot
Get someone oh my god, oh my gosh, I'm up to
I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna be there
Why don't we go loady?
Fuck you
He's got my lodie.
He's checking.
I'm standing.
Oh, hey.
I have a lodie.
He goes.
He don't care.
I'm getting my lodie.
No, then he said I got my lodie and it immediately dies.
Dude, I'm getting fucking blind on right now, bro.
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
I hate you.
Don't know.
He actually hurts my ass.
I can't see anything.
I fucking pixel across the map.
Yeah, I can't track them
You do kind of sound like that
Oh my god
Fucking kill you
Oh my gosh.
Dude, you did not just get your loady and run in there.
He's big.
No, you did that.
I know what you did.
OK, I'm doing all right.
No, no, no.
Don't say that.
Don't say that.
I'm going to be a casualty of war.
Don't say that.
I'm on route.
Not for long.
He isn't dead.
Oh, he's one.
No, no, no.
I don't want to hear.
He's one.
He's one.
He's one.
No, I'm not in this game in another game.
Yeah, got it.
Good call, good call.
Okay, well, you there in my shi-
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Come, come, come, come!
I mean, coming.
Your squad mate is redeployed.
Well done.
I'll make no fucking blender this game.
Man, I walked into this.
It's okay, guys.
I'm gonna lay it on loading.
We can put my things there.
We're friendship and perseverance, guys.
Okay.
Woo-hoo!
Power friendship.
Oh, shit.
I'm scared. I'm now sitting in the corner. You on roof? Yeah. Yeah, I killed two. So
many under, okay? It's crazy. All right, one on spot, one on spot, one on spot. It's
This is good.
One HP, bro.
Down under.
Down under.
I'm so proud of you.
Y'all just said that.
I thought of a blooming onion, bro.
Holy, phew, fuck onions.
Yeah, you're just not.
You know, bro, blooming onions are insane.
I demand it, those guys.
I need it, I need it.
They went underneath bridge,
going underneath bridge.
They're fighting.
Next person.
I'm going next, behind you Nick, behind you Nick, behind you!
I get immediately beamed from behind.
Careful.
I'm loading.
I got him.
I'm loading?
What are you doing?
Yeah.
Did you get that destroyer?
Yeah, I did too, I did too.
Oh, these guys are next level.
I'm knocked, I'm knocked, Nick, and you're, oh.
Bye, Nick.
Give now, Hutch! You're gonna respawn! Give! Give! Give!
Giving!
Forget that.
You're respawned, right?
I killed a gang.
I killed a gang.
I killed a team.
Gang? Missled a gang?
How did you just die?
Seam under.
They're dead, bro. I gotta play for their res.
Nick, mark this by the plan out right now.
Am I landing on you, Tim?
I'm going through the res.
He's getting resed in six seconds.
I got dead. I'm sure you get dead body across the map. That's good.
Oh, shoot. I'm coming for him.
Is the building safe?
No! No, it is not!
Can I get a pussy? Go!
This guy under me, though.
Come to you
We can't we can't not it cannot lose roof right now. Oh good
Bong
You're ass and you're always BS
I'm God spot I'm God spot
Direct under
Palms are a little sweaty bro
They always come back
Nice
I kill one
one dead dead dead dead i'm a sender guy
enemy dropping into the air
we got two? wait, i'm on the left
i'm on the left right here! he went inside
he went inside, there's not much punch
he's going! i killed him i killed him
wow what a snipe timmy who are you
thanks bro, thank you bro
give me!
nice
one more, swing this guy
in the circle! he's slowly
Slowly going with this one in the woods Tom. I'm the superior team name bitch
Someone underneath you Tim
There's someone over on my ping on orange somewhere, I don't know where exactly
Someone just bought up here
Oh
Is that the fucking building from the dance by the way, is that mines looks like mine building I just saw behind
Just give Nick just give us that great. Yeah. Yeah
Then he had broke the guy in this building through this window. I'm like Chris fucking color
Oh my god, there's another bombing run.
Backing up, I'm giving up.
We need the fucking roof.
Yeah, go up, go up, go up.
We have a jailbreak in a second.
Everyone go on the roof.
Everyone go on the roof!
Hunch!
I don't think that's enough to get up there.
We have to get up there.
I'm going.
I'm going.
My loadie is up there.
You guys with me?
I'm here.
Yeah.
I'm going down for my loadie.
Red double.
Red tracks.
I need my loot.
You're not gonna get your loot, bro. There's no way.
We should play slow.
There's a bunch of people across as well.
Oh no, I'm out of plates. Anyone got plates?
Nope. I don't look for.
Oh no.
Oh, I'm gonna get you.
Oh, I did fall.
Hi, Nick.
We got pulled, we got pulled, we got pulled!
go one outside slide is dead slide is out slide is out
enemy cracked enemy one
not good
oh it's great we're good we're good we're good we're good
guys can we just sit roof here like we have a hotspot again right
we can do this
we have to do
we're just gonna
you can outside this
I am putting the cart on the zone.
Underneath?
A shot charge.
OK.
There he is.
There he is.
Me cook.
I just have it's 4B3 and we have no place to combine.
I have one plate.
I have no loadouts.
Oh, please, hold on.
Enemy's nearby.
I'm getting it up here.
They're coming up the staircase, I think.
Which staircase?
I'm going for it, buddy
I fucked up
I'm going for it as well. I got armor I do as well. Oh my gosh, it's so big
It's just like they're all in bottom
They're all under me in the center
Bottom floor might be able to rat them with a shotgun is that crazy a shotgun good yo
I yo I have a concussion grenade. I can throw a stun and we can just kill them all
Just put a plate on they're all gonna be right here below me
You have a smoke bro. No, I have a stun give smoke. Yeah, I'm gonna stop them. I'm gonna stop them
Back one hard hit the two HP
Yeah, that was a bad call.
Who called that?
No, no, no, no.
We got to try to land.
Like, we got to, you know, we got to experience them.
We have even been over there.
Hey, all I know is, touch picked one landing spot,
and we won the fucking game.
OK?
One for one.
How about I get a little bit of something?
Goodness.
Something's never changed, boys.
Thoughts do you plan on playing this when it comes out?
If I'm hanging out with the homies and there's nothing else to be played and no other releases
and it's a full moon and the sun is shining at its highest point and my caloric intake
is at an absolute peak and I woke up that day feeling good and I'm looking good
and I'm feeling good maybe but I don't hate it I'm having a good time no not so
never you jackasses
No, I don't hate it.
I mean, dude, it's COD.
I will say, I will say, as someone who played COD back in Vietnam, compared to what it was
the last time I played with the movement, to what it is now, it is still like you got
to drink a monster contemplate swinging on your wife and pop multiple Adderalls in
order to compete with the movement even now.
before it was impossible bro I mean you got to be straight up bitchless before
like you you've never felt the warm embrace of a woman in order to play
this game before and now it's like it's only been like 10 years you know
I don't think DMZ is out.
Cooling, cooling, cooling, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh my god, where's it like here? I can't read it's in the tight right, bro. This is all I'm nearly
One way the whole oh my god holes weak
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh
I
Think destroyed
Yeah, like left side see left side you see the thing right yes
It was inside left
Okay, sorry.
Get it done man, get it done.
Maybe up, maybe up.
I'm coming.
Save me!
I am behind everyone.
I'm just gonna grab the bounty.
Don't know what to say.
People landing on this building over here.
Oh, I knocked him.
Okay, you see that bounty?
I think we pushed him.
Let's go.
Yeah, I knocked one already.
Oh, he's definitely gonna be able to get there.
We can take Zip.
Where are we?
Where are we?
We're at the ramp.
Moving.
Oh, this is not that building.
I don't know what this is.
Oh, shit.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I trolled that.
I'm not gonna lie.
There's one HP hutched.
Not good.
What is that?
Bro, I thought this was that other building.
Your squad might as well done
Lipping lepping I
Tried it nice. Oh, no, you get nice to me
Tell me what are you doing? Man? Oh, I can't pull your fucking fat ass me or 500. Oh, no that fact
This guy
This guy's still here. Is he hungover?
Are they about me?
I don't, yeah I think so.
He's one bro.
He's one.
He's on the roof, man.
I don't really know what to do here, Hutch.
I don't know.
Nice.
The boys coming.
I knocked the other one outside.
One landed back, landed back right now, I see him.
I'm going to get the rest of that squad on your tag, man.
I'm going to play on Hodge down there.
On you, where are you, where are you?
Oh my god, I'm coming down to the guy, I know he's on there.
I lost him, I lost him. He ran in here. Where did he go, bro?
Down, maybe? Yeah.
Another one coming back.
Another one landed right here.
Did we kill the Donnie?
yes crack them up there up top the armor browser plates anywhere out here
this place everywhere both and that rebirth crack I gotta change this melee
back right now I'm ahead I'm ahead it's just you do two be one
I want to be here to kill this guy.
He broke my aim assist, bro.
Yeah, get fucking shit on.
Oh, bitch.
You left any bottom left. He does stop talking so much wrong
This you've been muted since forever forever
Go you got Bill
I
Can't lie landing on the train is a cheat code. I just got sorry
Okay, you saw you came up for for air after you just got done giving someone a BJ. What was that?
Sorry
They're late.
There are people here.
I have one.
I have a boy.
Do you see it right?
I have one.
I love you, bitch.
I love you, bitch.
I'm in the room.
I'm in the room.
Behind me.
I was just going through it.
I was breaking through it.
Breaking everyone's fucking ankles.
Ha ha ha.
They're kinda all around RNG.
Woo!
What the hell is that?
Dude, that barbed wire is insane.
It's Rainbow Six, right?
It's sick.
Dude.
Nick, where are they?
One more.
I'm ass.
I know.
Cracked him again.
I think you got the guy.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I think you got the guy.
There's another one behind.
Hey, Cloxy.
I got you, bro. I got you, bro. Get over here.
We're gonna be okay.
We're gonna be okay, boss.
You got Shusten in my face.
Oh god, dude, where are you?
I'm going to UAV when he's over here somewhere.
Where are you?
We're going two up, two up, chill.
Yep, yep, yep.
Enemy soldiers are coming.
Lay on your head, Hutch, on your head somewhere.
I'll ping, I'll ping, I'll ping.
Okay.
Okay, I'm getting thirsty to worry about it.
Do not worry about me.
They're everywhere.
10 seconds, 10 seconds, 10 seconds.
I'm okay, I'm away from you all, so I'm okay.
I'm unloading.
You open those boxes, Hutch, it goes faster.
I
Loaded yeah, Timmy's loaded good
This guy is staring at me with a sniper for that
Yeah, you gotta live
I'm gonna die do I'm gonna die do
out of it there. No, let's keep it back. What's up? What? Wait, there's an actual cheater.
Actual cheater in the lobby. 100% actual cheater. There is a cheater. Yeah. Yeah. There's an
actual cheater. There's an actual cheater in the lobby. 100%. Listen, do not back me
out. First cheater. First cheater. J. Oh, right. I don't chat. What was his name?
I
On my screen Tim it was literally aimbot me shoot me through a wall aimbot another guy shoot him all with a sniper
I don't know
sticks no my the guy who's cheating is me his name is sticks sticks
this kid ain't cheating on me
I don't know enough bro
we gotta, the problem is we gotta die to him and find him
and who that was for him
he's over in those bushes he was in the trees
you should all go over there and die and watch him
where was he at?
in the trees
I mean to be fair like everybody I expect that he has a fucking shot
I don't know if they're
No, no, no mine was with a sniper Nick he sniped one dude snipe me through wall and then sniped another dude in
I mean, bro, it was you'll see the clip. You'll see the clip. Yeah, you'll see the clip
I like 100% cheating 100% 100%
In the trees over by me
I don't know where you are
If Denny stays alive like we got a haul
No, I have to die and one of us has to like tactfully die to the cheater
I mean if there's a cheater in the game, I'll try to find him
I once frightened me out of the sky, I don't feel like I...
Dolostics!
I mean the kid that killed me, I thought was cheating, so you're gonna want to bullshit, Joe?
Oh, chat's saying that killcams may be fucked, so maybe they're not cheating.
Oh, I mean, maybe, bro.
He was, I mean, that was...
I'd never call it in my entire chat, it's like, yeah, for sure.
Oh, Nick's kind of right, though.
Everyone I'm dying to just shot everybody.
This is a demon lobby.
Like the kid just tried me out of the sky
At least you gun George Washington
And perks do got the box of perks
But we got to kind of get closer to this big building
I
Think I think my hill came his buck is that guy was snapping like a motherfucker as well
I think it's just a cocaine thing.
you get it up I got on that run across me then knock out I'm getting shot from
everywhere I shouldn't have landed on the gun I shouldn't have landed on you
Does anyone have that clip?
Can I watch it again?
Nooo.
There's two stacking on me, boys.
Why is that guy in zone, man?
Why is that guy camping?
I don't hear this guy golfing.
What the fuck?
He's just sitting there.
How do I not hear?
He's one shot!
Dude!
I mean this was a lobby. Look at these guys.
They got those too.
Yo, A.
Boys, open up my stream and look at this.
This is the guy you talked about, right?
Yeah.
That guy got more kills.
Let me show you my clip so you understand.
Are you back out of this?
Yeah, yeah, you can't do that.
I got some shit.
Open my stream.
Open my stream right now
I'll yell at you I'll yell at you and I'm about to start screaming
Doesn't that look weird
No no no he's cheating you locked on
I'm telling you that could have four kills I looked at at the end it's something with a kill
Bro, I'm telling you bro. He locked on you through the wall watch the second shot
His POV at the end he had four kills and he was a burger bro
I had a death after that Dennis and my kill came looked exactly the same but from for another person
So I think there is a bug right now that makes the cocaine look like the guy is just snapping like a motherfucker
Damn it.
Oh, gotta re-invite.
No, it's not about the kill on me is what it is what it is.
I'm talking about the second kill.
He aims in at me and then snaps to that guy and hits him in the face.
Just, it looked weird. It just didn't look normal.
Why are you all saying coconut coconut coconut someone's reading to that man midair execution
Oh my god, and it's me falling to my death row
Cupcake no no I'm good
I'm on a bathroom barbie.
All I can talk, I'm not hating it.
Sure, guys, guys, guys, I said it before,
I enjoy playing with the boys.
Yeah, I hope that's not the case. I hope that we don't just get in pure demonic lobbies from this point forward. That would absolutely fail.
Son of a bitch.
Got a smash burger from Domino's.
A Smashburger from Domino's?
Yeah, you know it's hot?
That's on me!
I'm fucking deep!
Back to the basics, bitches.
Enough of this trying to get fucking cute.
Got my monitor against you in two hours.
Oh well.
Ready.
Besides we got him in there.
Lift.
Lift.
I'm here.
I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry.
stream whatever
I'm just trying to get this running, guys.
I fuck you, bro.
I'm just trying to get this running, guys.
I appreciate you Logan.
They give me the tip, Muzz man.
I'm not a guy building, bro.
I'm not a guy.
What's your triple order?
I'm not a guy to order.
I'm not a guy to order.
I'm not a guy to order.
I'm not a guy to order.
whole menu man it's so simple I got a
single why rice double chicken hot sauce
queso and cheese triple it we could
guess you got double chicken wait you
get we got double chins fat boy
it's brits coming from you
Oh
Oh
He just landed here bro, what oh
My god, he read
I thought he was dead
I was eating bro, I was eating, holy shit.
That was stupid as fuck.
There's a fucking elevator in this game?
Look at this shit.
You're eating again?
I'm sorry.
You would be the only one in the fucking world taking an elevator on a re-birth map.
I'm up, I'm up.
I'm directly above you Tim, directly above you.
I'm laying on you. I'm laying on you watch me. Watch me. Watch me. I can't get up on you, bro
They invade me
Where where are you? Oh, he's gone. He's gone opposite opposite building right here
Well, don't be here. I can't stop with this thing walking over walking over
They're in that building, bro.
Yeah, he went in the hole.
On you.
On me?
Is that on you?
Yeah, I know.
I'm seeing this guy with an SMG.
I didn't miss a shot.
What?
What?
He missed, he missed, he missed.
I didn't miss a shot on this guy.
What is that?
What is that?
Pickle, pickle, pickle.
Pickle.
Pickle.
Pickle.
Pickle.
Pickle.
You squirt, mate. You can retort him.
Well done.
I'm god-spotted again.
Fuck off, my teammate.
What the fuck is that orange thing above his head?
A sign?
Eddie, there's a guy in here.
I'm okay.
I'm griefed.
That was a sign.
Bro, there's no way there was a sign behind him, and I thought it was a player icon.
Enemies are dropping into the area.
One way to start.
Oh, he was just right in my face and the signal
Oh my god, he was on me.
Oh, you can shoot through that?
What the fuck?
I have one down with another one down here.
What the fuck is this?
I'm going low, I'm going low.
I'm going low, I'm going low.
I'm meeting that.
Careful.
Where we at?
Where we at?
I mean that careful are we out with it? You good? I'm just kidding
I'm in literal
Just look just look
Yeah, I would just play your life you got team under you team across left and a team under you on right
It's crazy. Wait, how many use does this smoke thing like cover this entire I'm gonna try some
You know it's actually really bad the throwing thing behind you Tim right here
I bought the LMG on accident
LMG or the SMG?
LMG
SMG
I bought- oh sorry
This is a long enemy.
This guy is so pissed.
Put him over there, guys.
Yeah, the AK kind of hits hard in the S&P's.
Yeah, I'm sure, bro.
Behind behind behind behind behind!
On roof!
I got you, man!
Watch out, watch out!
I got a little smite below me, I got a smite below me.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Okay, looking.
Like, I'm upstairs, I'm outside.
He's a smite.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh
One
Yeah, more, more, more, more, more.
Absolutely beating up staircase.
Yeah, yeah, on, on far side, far side.
Far side, no.
Just to make sure.
One's on roof, one's on roof, yes.
Okay, okay.
Somebody shut that dog up!
Fuck.
Yo, he's just climbing the window,
Climbing the window one.
Kill them.
I killed them.
Well, okay, guy climbed the window.
He's one.
What's one?
I can't really see that building. Okay, I can't see what's in there.
Obviously, building Dennis.
We're gonna save him.
We've got one health.
Why did that just blow?
You got a play box by chance? Anyone?
No play box.
Snipe dude.
One under under under two under fuck this boy up as well
Another one here
It's just you don't I ain't getting notified that someone was close one time upstairs was cracked one four under one four under you probably resin
two teams are fighting at the bottom of that staircase where we died
I think they're just stacked that left room. You see what I'm saying Nick? Yeah, that's right now. They're stacked in there
I should have either I should have never went down there to try and I should have hugged the rise went off
They're still in here
I
Think that's ancient a patron at least with you Danny. I'm with you box ever again
Good
are you knocked him are you knocked him are we knocked right here just hit it hit it
for me
hey shit
alright there's no I mean there's always shit we're gonna have to go down
enemy nearby enemy nearby
alright we gotta go to the other building okay
I'm just gonna fly to it
I'm with you.
I'm right here.
You literally fly right through the zipline.
No, I fucked up.
I hit the wrong button.
No, I'm a controller.
I might be dead to that.
No, no, you're good.
You're good.
Yes, please.
I don't know how to get it.
Yeah.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
There's a guy
We have a lot of money
Are you playing that super fucking well
Play that really really well Nick you make you eat that zip did you hop off?
I
Damn it, how do you get how do you get to the top like easily?
There was a zipline there was a zipline on the outside
The next part that's where he was I think it's
Nick it's like the stairs are on the left. I think it's the only way you can get up
You have to walk up to stairs on the left.
You can't go right, you have to go left.
Yeah, we went right as well, and you can't jump up the air conditioning.
Like, you didn't tell the right side of the road.
I know, I almost got a lot of it up there, bro. Yeah.
Yeah, fucking blue.
Oh, dude, you almost did that, though. Holy shit.
I think if you get the kill, it cuts time off.
Like, you got the knock, it cuts time off.
I thought you-
I thought you-
I thought you guys were saying I had to buy you back.
Were you guys on respawn timer?
I don't know that, actually.
Link, you might be right.
Yeah, resurgent was off?
Okay, yeah.
Damn.
You have to find us back.
Resurgent was off.
Sorry, I was muted.
Damn.
I tried, Bob.
Tim, you can go from the plane inside.
You can jump on the fucking plane.
I'm having fun.
I'm having fun hanging out with the boys.
I know all that.
I'm sponsored.
I don't know, I'll let you know.
Sponsor in an hour.
Gab, do we?
Oh wait, you're right about that song, it's definitely nice.
Gab, do we?
Is it like just a quick stream that we're watching?
Yeah, you can move it a little quicker if you're ready.
Not today, bitch.
That all staff, your data, that whole thing's sent for me, not me.
I hit the wrong button trying to get up to 7.
In chat, I've ever seen for 7k people time to wrap it up, fatty.
Crap, died over.
That's how you deploy the Mordok.
That chat, we're fucking up, bro.
We got to put the fries in the bag.
Oh, seven men.
What the heck?
Your viewbot, please put your viewbot codes in the chat.
Yeah, viewbot codes, viewbot codes.
Get live, get live.
Can we please go? Yeah, do you know what we know if you're if you're trying to gain tonight Nick?
You know what's no if you're trying to gain tonight
Yeah, what are we doing? I don't know
I thought that was one of you guys
this one
boys there's so much so more anxiety I'm zipping up I'm putting this bitch on us
I'm me with you Tim you're good you're good I got you
Oh
Roof clear
I'm going for that. I'm going for that.
Yeah, I know. I know. I'm down to butter. I just I got too much sponsor. I hear. I hear
something. I'm going to train. I think he is up.
You got that, you got that.
Two, two, two.
Any one, any one, any one.
I hit him five times flush with this thing, I don't know.
Damn.
Any where?
Yeah, nice thing.
I hit every shot.
You got a hot shot.
I hit every shot in this game.
Maybe you didn't.
Oh, I smoked his axe and it was...
another one down below oh my gosh this guy literally is hitting burpees
oh it's a gross fucking bitch
I think top window top window take place yep there goes I had it and I lost it
I
Laying it back laying it back
Where
He's like over here
Ractum so many closer. Yeah, I heard him. He's right here
Yeah, you're right you're right up it is
She means with him
Yeah, come looking up that's fine with you
Cracked one then
Other ones low as well I got one on me
other one dead there's a ladder right here bro you see the ladder on the
ladder on the right coming where are they where are they he's inside he's
I
Would you say
oh that dog that's all that's that's all take me away
to a better place
what are you doing up there oh Nick they're all over you
Oh shit, was that me?
We're all dead.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you can climb a pole?
You can climb poles in this game?
I did not know that that was on me right there.
Shit, my bad.
I
Open up like I opened your mom's legs last night
I left the party again shit
May I think like I'm just here for a quick second. No dumb ass idea. No, it's a great idea. It's a great idea
I know you guys like this team early in the morning. So I'm assuming maybe one of you guys is hopping out the next
hour or so
Is that true? Is it anybody? I have a sponsor at 5 p.m. So I'll be gone
Okay, hold on. I have an idea. I set up at 6 p.m.
What if I you said it's already done. Are you coming?
I am.
I'm so excited.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This guy.
He's a longer new monitor.
No.
No.
They're from CSD or CT.
Whatever.
He's on the one.
I'm going to try.
60 Hertz.
How about this?
60 Hertz, 1080p.
How about this?
Let me tell you this.
I'll hop in at five for Hunch.
Me, Mr. Brick, stand at the table and close the play.
And then I'll jump back in.
Tap in play.
Hunch jumps back in.
Yeah, and then by that time like an hour after that to the tapping play hop on because usually the first one to hop off and then
Close the wall back in in the tip of the tap in slot once he's done instead of getting me
That sounds great
Okay, okay
I'm on battle that battle that battle that I do about that calm or something out on that type in college
Do the app you need like some graphic stuff like some screenshots. Are you good? Yeah?
Yeah, if you do have a guy see me then
Well, I have the battle that app actually I have the battle that app
You heard it here first chat peanuts next tournament is gonna be a war zone tournament rebirth
Is it Cody model before that I download it like a separate game it says beta it says beta
just beta okay i can see you getting bored within an hour and swapping
around i will say p i don't know if you'll make it past an hour it'll be a fun hour
or two you know let me tell you something i will make it a whole night and i will have the best
kp out of the entire team yeah he's lost
How do you think it became a crack it?
Rd rd rd rd
the r&d
oh fuck i have to i really need to find
oh shit
i have to cause i lost my scott player
is he going mid?
no no no no i'm not i'm trekkie
he's in the mid
oh no no no he's right i'm here
this is our home this is our home
this is our home
it's how i grabbed a scott player
i'm backing up there and we're doing great
you're here last game
no but i i didn't know that it was just me and peanut fucking
you know
we're also just kind of like running around now
That's kind of what happens if you play for a little while and then like everybody's just like I mean bro one seven times
Fuck it
Okay, we have nobody here
No, no Nick come over to me
This caveat there's people over
to come. Right in front of us. Right in front of us, Tim.
Oh, on the roof. Shit.
roof guys one I just realized this is kind of like super star parking lot
right here no bullshit
filled one inside he's cracked Nick he's cracked I'm going for a roof guy right
now roof fold we get roof guy or no roof guy dead roof guy dead
right here
I'm looking, I'm on seeing them.
I just, I don't have to jump for that.
Bro, I have an AR and you have an AR versus an SMG instant loss.
She's not even close.
Big hot hole.
Is this the only way up these stairs? Does anyone know?
There's a zip. There's a zip on the back door, I think.
Oh, I just got shot from somewhere close, Timmy.
I'm just in the stairs, guys, kind of bobbing and weaving. They're still around though.
Yeah.
I hear him.
That's him. Wait, he's up. He's up.
No one HP bro. No you got up somehow, and I don't know how
In the stairs
Because only again man. I just got killed behind the wall
So many someone sign this guy bro get him on the circuit. I thought it was a pump action wasn't a pump action
Yeah, I'm coming back
They're gonna come up. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What the hell is that? Ooh, I just-
You should go do something like, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
I'm getting stuck from across on the roof.
Go, go like across the roof there or something.
Are you actually doing that? Okay.
Somebody get blown. Get away from me.
No.
I'm letting below them, Nick.
We kill one? We knock one?
I don't know if he did.
If you bait my res next, see if you push it.
It's time.
Oh, I don't understand.
I'll try.
I'll try.
I'll try.
He's dead.
I got him.
You got him.
Huck's got him.
Huck's got him.
Huck's got him.
You sure?
Yeah, Huck's killed him.
Yeah, yeah.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
I'm on it.
I'm hitting low.
There's a team up here.
Do you see blue team?
This you got, like, what the fuck, man?
I'm playing with the boys tonight.
Yeah.
Yes.
Hey, guys.
He's under. Wow, that was a good snipe. Those kids kind of twisted no bullshit. Oh, this
kid's twisted. Uh, Schleeko is twisted. If you're getting a gun for him. Whoa. Whoa.
Oh, that was scary.
Aren't you okay?
I think he's AFK. I don't know.
Aren't you there?
Grand Muru method.
Yeah.
They're so ass! He's so ass!
He almost got turned on so hard!
I have one down.
Hey, Claire, I'm internally.
I don't know what's happening, bro.
There's so many audio cues.
I'm watching Nick, and he's panicking right now.
One, two.
Huh, is he in there?
He's under.
Cody.
Yeah, he's around me.
Where are you?
He's in the Toy Story fucking lava pit, man.
Did you kill him?
I killed him.
I killed one in there.
I can't tell you.
You gotta be in place.
You gotta be in place.
Tim, I knew he was late.
He's late.
He's late.
He's late.
Oh, no.
He's crawling.
He's crawling.
He died.
Under.
There.
I don't keep
Dude there's so much shit going on that's great. Yeah, it's a little stinky right now. I think yeah
I will
Shot charges up here bro. Well, we have ultimate height now. They just gave us high
Yeah, it's being debated a lot right now. Yes, they're sending us they're sending us from
I'm uh, yeah sir.
Sir, just wait. Now he's ending.
Watch your hands.
You got missiles from another team.
That's perfectly made.
Oh, I'm dead.
Hi!
Oh, there's a team there.
I'm getting on your roof, bro.
There's so many.
Yeah, I'm coming.
Kim!
Kim!
Oh
Get off of me get the fuck off of me get off of me fuck you
He's fucking me
No, no
Get off of me. Get the fuck away from me. Fuck you. Get your ass out of my face.
Get coming. At two of these, just don't even talk about me.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Four inch E-Train. Nice.
I'm just letting the crown, I kept the crown above me, but.
Oh, y'all 3200 damage and three kills.
Wow.
This guy knocked me and dragged me around like a bitch.
Oh
They're already looking over here folksie
a bunch of loot on trade we got
bit
you know
oh shit
right here
I didn't miss
hit a bullet oh
shit
oh no
oh they won it
oh god
god that guy sucks
where Nick where
I don't know
I don't know the ending yet.
Maybe just play in blue building and we hold hands.
Come on boys.
I'll play.
More, more, more close.
There's a legendary PBSH on me.
What do you want?
That's you.
Here you have me.
He's walked around the corner baby, he's just standing.
Oh, do you guys have to work the buy?
You guys have to work the buy.
It's only one if you guys do triple swing it
We're hot we're hot. Oh, no, I don't know. I don't know
I just left somewhere over here in front of me
How is he alive I'm going
Solo
Okay, okay get ready for that
Play our building. Get enemy nearby.
They turn on roof, bro.
I'm putting armor boxing on here, and I'm picking up another one and stack the plates. Just hit it.
Yeah, enemy nearby by the way. Yeah, get that one. We gotta go up. We gotta move. Besides
I'm heartbeat since ring and not on our building. I
Got green this way. I mean
I mean
my door
I got a shit on me
Yes, he's in in that side room in that side room it pulls towards you to
You can double by by the way, can I yes, you're not die for it though. They're gonna be in the
It can just play in this building.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, give me the money.
I'll double by you.
Say hi.
Give me the money.
I got one.
You have a smoke.
You have a smoke.
You should smoke him when he does it.
Get off.
What a guy.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
can't shoot them, they're involved in a
they're, they're holding that peak
I'm packing up
my god I'm one
climbing?
I don't know where the ladders are on this
it's one, there's one right in front of you to the left
I mean there's one behind you
I think that's the only two ways they can get up right now
I think
can't, can't rest right now, I can't
back's going in
take cover
might push that with that smoke
smart
I don't know where he's getting that gun here
No, he's across the board.
Yo, I- yeah, I got outside. We have to triple swing inside.
Triple swing inside. Right here. Ready?
Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.
Yeah, he can't kill us. I didn't kill outside.
Okay, okay. If you can kill outside, then do it.
He's got outside one.
He peeked it. He peeked that window, close to what he was talking about.
He peeking again.
We got a way to kill this guy outside. You got a whole sender man. I'm gonna shoot him. Yeah. Yeah
They angled that
They probably had smokes either way, but they definitely used my smoke.
I couldn't see it.
They played that well.
They were demons, bro.
That was a demon lobby.
I just heard.
I heard.
We had a pick.
We had a pick, and then I got picked.
Like a hundred years old.
I'm going to make a copy, baby.
I'm gonna start though
Cancel close he's not here cancel cancel cancel cancel
How do you keep how does this keep happening?
Nice bro welcome back man
Because we just win
I'm not playing on something from the fucking eighties
Why can't I ask you a serious question bro?
What man what why do you have a monitor that is 60 Hertz?
Okay, why does Amazon sell a fucking 60 Hertz monitor?
Why do you buy a 60 Hertz monitor, bro? Maybe it should show the Hertz in the beginning. It does
Like why do you order a 60 Hertz monitor, bro?
Like did you just type in monitor and buy the first one that came up and don't lie
No Carson. No. You're just against me on that team coming in with chess and GGs because
if you are. Carson. Fuck you. You guys are ass. You're lucky I'm in fucking. 25 gifts
in there. Can't be capped right now. Fuck you Carson. This thing cost me 200 bucks
Why are you purchasing y'all Adam Tim oh that your voice I just I know I've given up bro like I've just given up
Yeah, you clicked shop purchase 60 Hertz monitor about and you're mad at the company I
Didn't search 60 Hertz search monitor. I knew it bingo
Why do they even sell this shit in?
Because people don't necessarily need a 300-hurt monitor, bro!
I'd say...
If you're using Excel and your business, you don't need 120-hurt!
No, he uses Excel instead.
Well, I... you know...
I'm not gonna be honest with you guys.
People are getting mad at how fucking stupid you are, and I think I'm gonna join them.
I think I think I know what I have here and say this guy should be banished from living
I mean you know when you said that you forgot to turn your internet on or pay your internet bill people are mad at you and
Calling you a liar. I sat there and thought to myself. No, he's telling the truth. He 100% forgot
these guys are such losers there's one of below your building just sitting on
fucking hands
They're gonna come serious promise promise promise immediately comes
I gotta see this
I don't got it, I don't got it like that, Shep.
No way.
No way.
I kind of would need it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't got it like that.
I don't know.
It was the same.
We've got ten squads active in the field.
I just started with a little free kill.
Yes, sir.
Hell yeah, bro.
Yup.
It's like when you wait to the end of the bus and you get all the free.
Oh dude, shit on shit on.
How are you on bridge bridge bridge bridge
How are you on this guy?
Watch his parachute under the roof
On roof on roof
On bridge on bridge
What the fuck
Shot, shot, shot
What the hell is going on?
You could kinda span that
I think you are
Why are we
Is that flash fucking serious?
I'm serious?
Yeah, 1v2 1v2 uninstall uninstall
The game
I ran out of room in my study. I'm gonna be honest. Oh
Hey, another guy. Oh, that's good. Yeah, I got killed by
Drop down to you Nick careful
You're in a blender? Yeah. Yeah.
One more. Nick. One more. Nick.
I can't do more. Two more. Two more. Two more. One sending your door.
My door. Your door.
What's in your door?
Your door. Under me.
On you. Mask.
I got one last. Got him.
Can't go down. Zip. I down zip, I down the other one zip, I down the other one zip, I down the other one zip.
Got one.
Did you get them all? Are they all dead?
There's a guy in roof, guy in roof, guy in roof.
Another guy in roof.
Back on station. Good work.
Hotch, there's a ladder in front of you out this window on the left.
I regret my decision. I regret my decision
You're ready to play
Get up there there's two girthy men just staring at me what am I supposed to do
Under my way you going down to rest you're going down to rest. I don't care
He's one health
Oh
There's a rule
There's a rule of thumb here to tell me if you order a pizza you don't have to eat the whole thing
you are fatter than I got a gun roof Nick stop laughing stop laughing I hear
you giggling over there shut your five foot four ass up okay I'm killing this
this guy
I'm gonna free the second role I'm gonna I'm gonna explain this as calmly as I
can't roll
okay I want to fucking kill
right fucking killing
I'm not right now to kill
help help help me kill right where you understand
Under the fucking loadout he's still there. He's still there. I went
I'm getting this on
All right, raise that wait, that's not right
We're going back to do not be a coward and we're going right back. We're pulling a nick
There'll be a pussy Tim, let's go. Oh, it's right here
Ray is throwing knives as he's beaming me is so fucking good on the roof. You are dead
They are gonna
Got blown up
Ray's gonna get it
Ray's gonna fucking get it folksy with or without your help
Kill a controller player, it's pretty much like you don't fuck you and fuck Ray
I'm going to the woods, bro. I'm leaving. Bye.
I'm going to the woods.
You're being tracked by an enemy squad.
I'm going to go by the house.
Why am I being tracked? Why am I being tracked?
Tracked him or anybody else?
I'm building a house in the woods, bro.
I accidentally grabbed the cybercars and now I'm mad.
I supposed to get shot in the fucking head through the wall, guys?
Come on, man.
I killed-
Oh, you're not gonna move.
So you guys are here with y'all?
Are you guys fucking serious?
The hell is that thing?
What the fuck is that thing?
Guys, we just gotta live, man.
I just saw a dead little thing.
I should-
Just live, forehead.
I should have even your left arm the bridge I can't see it. Oh you're dead
Look are you seeing all this or you see what I'm pinging?
Okay, look at that right here
Okay, they're actually stream sniping they just walked over and fucking molly me as I was controlling the drugs
What do you mean? They're actually stream side. Don't you yell at me?
Hello, bro. Yo, I'm dead serious. Hell for me would be this lobby for me. I'd be in this lobby forever
These guys are the most shameless little fucking twerks. I've ever seen
It hit five o'clock, okay, this is what every lobby is gonna be like chat saying I was marked so maybe not
This mark show exact location
I actually got a fucking sniper loadout. I'm so mad
Chad I have no idea it's my first time
Hey, folksy
Fucking map missile incoming underneath a lot. I was from across a lot
oh you gotta let you gotta let you gotta let you gotta let you gotta the
pronti I like it okay where the hell is
Go upstairs, go upstairs, he's dead man.
Oh, well, he's dead.
Oh, yo.
Oh, and he was left in the war zone styler.
Nice, it's over.
Yeah, no, no.
I'm dying.
No, he's the best player I've ever seen in my life.
Sometimes he's kind of sad.
Accept it man.
Bro, I'm not kidding. We pushed Ray five times and lost all five times.
The fucking controller.
Plug it in. It's so good. Plug it in.
And run around and do what Ray just fucking did.
That's actually true, I can't even get the right fucking monos.
Do you listen to him?
Guys, is that what this game's like?
I don't know how to tell you others, I'm just saying.
I don't know how to tell y'all this, I'm just saying.
What you were going through with, with, with fucking Ray, right?
I have my own motherfucking Ray.
I'm sorry.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Holy shit, man.
Fuck you, Mike.
Fuck.
Bro, I'm not kidding you.
Ray would clip Tim and then hit me with a kill streak.
And then he would clip Tim and he'd throw a knife at me.
He'd kill me with a knife.
I mean, it was incredible.
Right, right, right, right. I'm in fucking tears, bro
Tim said sweet with me
Dude, he's gonna hate the 5 p.m. Shit
Tim I swear to God the same thing like remember what you say he didn't hit
I had to full turn and I had an energy
I don't
Hey on roof where I'm going up
I'm a fucking hey, right, bro
Shit on by the way
I
See what aim assist locks like that that shit hits like
Not good
He's knocked one more hair resting his boy resting his boy resting his boy
I don't know who I think I am, bro.
That was crazy.
Yo, Tim!
Don't get here, man.
I don't want to lose this to God I was back.
We're so fucked.
Help, man. Help.
I'm going down again, bro.
There's no way they kill me.
I packed that guy.
That's just fucking scalped my entire body in loot.
I know I know but they're spawning each other just go go here go here go here go here go here
I'm just going to go back.
I'm back.
You just closed the door on me.
You bastard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just going to run you over.
Where are you?
Are you bottom floor?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm dropping out of the tunnel.
OK, you just create, you asked my door unfortunate.
All right.
Ah, hello.
I missed everything.
It's fine.
I'm just locking in.
OK, OK.
Oh
Hey to town good to see you
Oh my gosh
That looks so bad on my screen bro.
I'm gonna wait for uh, Lodi.
I'm back, I'm back. I had to figure out a sudden.
Come.
Hope I'm getting shot out of the sky.
I just gave up.
Enemies are dropping into the area.
What's my look?
I got one guy outside by the van.
Oh, he does not respect you. He does not
Bro, what was that movement?
He's snakes. He's fucking snakes. What is this?
You should be able to snag in the team.
I was hovering for you guys giving you pings
and this kid flies out the air like a fucking pelican.
It pissles me four fucking times I'm dead.
I'm going to the Lodi, don't talk to me.
I'm going to the Lodi, it's guaranteed I'm going to grab it.
I'm not going to have any issues.
Give me a moment.
Yeah
I'm here with the brain, oh yeah
Oh my
Hux, give me my fucking kill, bro
Yo bro, just kiss me right off, bro
Oh my
I'm land loading
Yeah, they all just dropped on top of the moat 8. Oh shit!
I'm using elevator run.
Holy shit.
I just want my loadout man. What do I have to do to get my loadout? What do I have to do?
I got a big girthy gentleman.
I'm being claimed. I'm being tossed around like a whore back and forth between these sons of bitches
They're just like oh you want to turn take them you want to turn take them. This is fucking ridiculous
Spawn die spawn die spawn die
All right, I'm gonna try getting my loadie hopefully no one's
That's my 13th reason
I'm Justin Bieber, delaying it a bush, ADSing it.
Bitch. Oh my, and he has someone else.
No! I'm dead, bro. I knocked one.
He just
Just you know we are guys are we fucking serious
Little slam, but we're getting like really slam keep can we all dial it in here a little bit? What's up, bro?
Are you actually yeah
You do to how how long can you just sit here and play a quarter four five PDM
Right am I crazy big I'm crazy am I crazy
Yeah, this is way better than most people's I can't play multi very long at all
Oh, yeah, you definitely this way
I
Play this for like six hours, bro, they're not either
Where you at? I'm coming to you, bro. I feel like you and I play well together. We haven't played together
Try to get this top area this give me for
Yeah, he just hanging out with his house
Hey my boy
I
Yeah
Where it's a pistol by the last guy
He has never felt the embrace of a woman.
That individual has never been in the same room with a woman.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Can they turn this music up when I'm in an intense situation?
Mom get the camera where we are we are going
I'm just gonna leave me dead leave me dead guys and these guys are shameless by the way
Stick right
Come on
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
And then, you're right too, coming.
I'm not body yet.
Behind me.
Over here.
Can you guys come up?
I'm up, I'm up.
I'm coming.
One down to me. Two under me.
Should we be max height right now?
Yeah, we need to start to control the shot.
It's okay.
I'm pulling this fucking riot shield out, I gotta see some rats, bro.
Give me a...
I'm on left, I think.
Oh yeah, they're definitely in there, I'm gonna get up there.
I have a riot shield, Nick.
I mean, you could just hold that door, there's so many in there.
Okay, there's a guy in this staircase.
I think I can plant the riot shield, yes bro, look at this shit.
He's working under me, he's working under me, he's working under me, he's working
under me, he's working under me.
I killed two of them down there.
Okay, I'm looking.
the
the full team that
the team is dead
I can't I'm not saying
I got a cap rise
someone rotated under me
okay
you can't beat you
you saw that shit
show you got something out
no big deal guys
close what's up
I hear I mean I see you I'm sharing oh shit underneath you guys
it's gonna it's gonna pull here it's gonna pull there but just hold them hold
them pin yeah I'll make a hold the guys under you yes yeah yeah we rotate super
super late I'm holding
I
Down what slay by that change your name, bro
Yo, there's gonna be a team in here. Okay, Nick careful
I'm pushing your left. Thank you for me. Oh, there's just right by my wire
I'm second
Please don't be right now. Please don't be right now. Please don't be right now. I
Just thought it's me and so it says enemy nearby
Have to go okay
watch watch that door Tim. I'm lost I'm stunning this. I stunned one someone's
nice careful careful they're gonna be upstairs somewhere they just rest they
just rest got perishing it got perishing it laser and when he pulls
nice careful watch one's right here one's under us one's right here
We got two. We got a couple of these are money pulls laser money pulls ready. He's gonna pull the second now
No, I got needed
Okay, okay, okay, it's gonna pull it
You ready get ready
Under us. Yeah.
I've rotated the zone.
Did you ever rotate it, I said?
You can make it.
Karen, push it down.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm going for it, they got themselves too big of a nation to care for, oh, nasty, nasty work.
Jason, the lead is dominating this game.
They're teaming up, what are they doing?
You know, I'm a real Max there.
They got a little bit of an alliance going.
It was only right to team up all four of us and jump them.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
It's time for the Gamer Hood classic Caribbean drive.
Oh, that's a lot of two.
This is like the one game that I actually know how to do.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, let me go.
Oh, let me go.
Let me go.
Back on the leaderboard, right in time for week five.
Speed and max in first place.
It's now or never. Door down.
Welcome to the State Farm Gamerhood.
It's finale week, guys. You made it.
Well done!
For here, the key to the Gamerhood
and the lion's share of 100,000 subs are on the line.
Going into the finale, I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm more than ready like this. This is Tom. I know it's time after four weeks of competition
Tied for first place. What are we watching Max and I show speed with 46 point?
So they've been like competing a lot of competitive. They've been competing in different games. I'm gonna really try hard
I'm gonna be trying hard. So it's exciting. I'm actually excited
But literally right behind them. It's emerald with 45 one-point differential there gentlemen
We are doing a sponsorship segment with State Farm, okay?
I don't know what this is.
I believe it's them competing in different games
and different things.
Stop being fucking nuts, okay?
Everybody stop, stop being stupid, all right?
We're gonna watch this.
You don't wanna watch it, that's fine.
Don't be stupid, man.
I'm tired of looking at the chat
and y'all being idiots, shut up.
Huge, Senna, you've worked your way up
to fourth place with 39 points, well done there.
And of course we have Marlon and Jason, fifth and sixth
but fellas, you guys could still be threats
in this competition of more ways than one.
I'm coming into this week more grounded.
Coming off this week.
Why do I feel like I'm watching Love Island?
I'm not sure I realize where you're at.
Come on, let's get some energy going for the rest of the week.
These little side interviews, bro.
My wife would love this.
Let's open up.
Last episode, last week, everybody had a great job
and then game it on three.
One, two, three.
Game over.
I'm still gonna come my A game.
I have to.
I have to finish on top no matter points,
no matter the system.
I gotta do the best I can.
I wanna come over to Jason and Sine.
You know, this is your second time back.
How does this season compare to last year?
Oh, it's so different.
I feel like competition-wise,
like being not on a team and being 1v1v1
and all that, it definitely changed a lot from last year.
But it's good.
I am very fired up.
I feel like we're at the bottom of the top four.
But if we can just have that little bit of margin to make it,
is anyone's game?
What about you, Jason?
Oh, that's been great, you know?
It's been amazing.
I like how you're just looking at the leaderboard
and just saying.
I'm just happy to be here.
Damn, wholesome today, man.
Very wholesome.
Very wholesome.
Nice.
Emeril, you are right there.
You've been a consistent competitor
throughout this whole competition.
How's that experience been for you?
Oh, it's been sick.
I've been having some fun.
Oh, there's?
And everyone's super fun to play against.
I still definitely have a chance
It's a place top two, but I'm gonna have to play really well.
I'm worried I'm still gonna keep getting targeted,
but I know that things can change at any moment.
So I'm still gonna stay focused, stay humble,
you know, not count anyone out, not dismiss anyone,
not assume anyone's weak.
Max, you know, you were at the top for many of our weeks
and now you're kind of buying for that number one position.
You are in that number one position,
but shared with speed.
Just competing.
I wanted bad, set out my competitors.
now bring ready to compete.
It's go or die, go home or go big, go big or go home type.
Tied at the top with speed.
Emeralds right there, I need to compete.
Because if I don't compete, even though I was at the top
with the board just gold, State Farm, Gamer Hood,
I could potentially not even be competing for the $75,000.
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Check it out. We've got our final video game to get through and it's another gamer hood favorite
Rocket League
Oh, I am so ready for this rocket league is a very very special game to me
Rocket League is a modern and modern octane hybrid that combines strategy and gameplay of soccer.
Chad, you guys think they're gonna be doing anything they're gonna be awful?
And I think of that demolition derby things that we all know and love, you know?
It is going to be 3v3 best 2 out of 3 matches wins.
What do you think is gonna be the best?
I feel like, dude, every time I've competed against DeMaru and anything, she's always been good at it.
6 points. Respect.
Well, that's a lie. Counter-Strike, she was terrible.
I'll be honest. I got no faith in Marlon. His legal legends play
Unless he plays it every day, he's gonna be horrible. If I'm trash and I bring my team down
Like all or nothing guys this time Jason is probably the only one good at this
No, Marlon is not a standings on the leaderboard and then the top two will become a speed of gamer in today's
arena challenge with a shot at the grand prize.
Question is, can 10 points bring you to the top
so you could sit in the top two?
Who, amongst you, is gonna get you there.
So you guys are gonna need to split into two teams.
I wanna, right now.
I wanna!
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna.
I'm playing, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna.
Who's good at rock, paper, scissors?
If you get 10, you can make it to the finals.
I know.
What?
No, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I know, I don't know if I can.
But do you want to do us three?
I'm dead ass.
I don't want to hit them.
Jason, I want you to make that call more, all right?
I don't want to hit them.
She is in a better winning position,
but she made the decision.
So it's time for you to check in on us.
They're going to make the teams in front of each other.
It depends on who you're going to win.
Are you good?
Are you good, right, Lee?
I'm better than.
I'm decent.
I'm decent.
I'm dead ass.
Whatever team I get on, bro, what's going on, Max?
They just disrespect me, bro.
It's good.
I'm going to chill over here, bro.
I know how to do that.
Jason, I'm so popular right now.
Hey, it's up to you, bro.
Like, you can join us here right now.
I'll pick an Amarillo instead of...
Yeah!
Yeah!
I made the choice of someone that I want to be.
Yo!
Stay far.
Thank you so much for 120 gifted.
My God!
I feel bad for you.
No, you stay far.
Thank you so much for love.
Thank you so much for the gifted.
We're good.
I appreciate you guys.
Thank you all so much.
Jason, why do you think that they...
that they thank you thank you thank you you like the alert this I told y'all this
this couch is not full of gamers I'm the gamer here we ever do this is gonna be
these are good teams they are great teams I like the make-up be Senate and
Emmy you guys are roommates and also teammates for this last gaming challenge
is yeah I'll be honest give me Jason's yeah it is because she's my homie but
I also went to people that I know know how to play okay all right I know that
Jason is super confident. Yeah, give me Jason playing together a lot
We aren't really experienced at all, but I still feel like you know
We can probably won't be three speed or at least that's the hope fellas. Well, I feel good with this
Wait speed played rocket league
Marlin if you are on the winning team, you're basically guaranteeing these two guys a top spot. Oh
Wait a minute hold on
I'm not gonna lie because if it was 1v1
Yeah, because again it's speed versus Marlin
But are not Marlin. I'm sorry Jason, but Jason has emiru and Sina which I don't think said a game
But emiru the rocket league. I feel like emiru is gonna be someone. Okay. Team spirit. Let's test it out today
Let's get your pods guys
That's the block today everyone good luck have fun Jason seemed very excited. Okay for one final time
I'm Barbara my command center awaits Godspeed. Thank you so much. I love this little place
I'm gonna live there. Let's see if I can take it to my home. I'll see you in a minute
Yeah through the wall here. Yeah, 10 feet away from me
Okay, golden boy one last time. What are we looking for in this game? Oh boy? Oh boy
This is rocket league at this point if you've been living under a rock and you don't know rock league is you need to get out
Of that rock instantly and place some damn rocket league. It's 3v3
three sock car I get it because I like a good fun cars get that ball into the
goal it's as simple as that but there's nuance mechanics and you need to pay
attention to defense remember the game plan speed and Marlin are the orange
team on the other side emiru Sina and Jason are the blue team
yo give me Jason I'm telling you I'm telling you I think he's gonna cook
them all skulls. Okay this is the best of three which means the first team to two
wins comes out on top and my final side quest is demo hat trick first player to
get three demolitions in a match wins 500 gifted subs. Ouch. Ready to play?
I would be dive bombing everybody. Nobody would be saved. I would be
everybody Jason already hits a massive demo oh 500 500 that didn't take long
yeah I told y'all dominating the field right now I told you so when you get
demo you come back off respawn with not a lot of boost to work with it like it like it like it
yeah
okay so Jason isn't that good but I don't play this so I don't know that
had a great save for max the power of the danger zone on the blue side of things they are attacking
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
So much token, they left their hat off there.
Let's go, let's go.
Speed draws first blood, but there's still a ton of time remaining.
Also, Jason already got that side quest, by the way.
You got those three demolitions.
That was very fast, but they did not
opt to have a body on defense.
Important thing in professional Rocket League,
two players, usually the ones attacking the net.
One player is usually back defending.
I didn't expect that.
And they should look to you as much as I possibly can.
I feel like he was getting that 500 subs.
No, I've never played Rocket League not once.
I've never even opened it.
But I think it's a really cool game.
So close off the post.
Jason with the ball in midfield, now drifting back
into his own hand.
Oh, no, no, no.
I told you, Jason's like overconfident almost.
Can anyone get in the air to send that ball into the net?
No.
Good, good, good.
That was a perfect opportunity for Marlon to actually charge the ball, but he couldn't because he didn't have the boost.
But he does have it!
Oh look!
Check it out!
Look at that!
Look at that!
Look at that!
Look at that!
Check it out!
For five point backs, Marlon and Steve.
Oh my god, bro.
That ain't Nervy!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Come on, we not playing with him, bro.
See, you guys are all talking shit.
I would much rather watch people who aren't the greatest players ever play against each other
had a higher level than I could ever be in my life.
I would much rather watch people who are sub par
with maybe one person who's above average compete.
Because you don't know what's going to happen.
Ball's going to get clear toward the midfield.
Send him out.
Opportunity here to strike.
That's the time to get it.
And I might be able to do so.
Send him out.
It's like a tournament that we play in, man.
I think it's more fun that way.
I'm in trouble making contact through the ball.
Let's have a go, let's have a go.
I'm getting back and going, I'm getting back and going.
Yep, yep.
But it is going to be the orange squad who gets the clear as anyone there to meet them on defense
Sin and now I'm starting to come in from the right side
Deems like she won't need to do all that much because her teammate is there to back her up
That is going to push the ball back over to the orange corner of the field middle middle middle
Is way out of position leaving that net wide open
Oh
I think I was wrong. I think I might have been wrong play goalie
No, I think Jason Jason needs to be aggressive
I think and again because you're not seeing a defensive posture from the blue squad
They continue to suffer with that open net
They need to send a body there to protect the net otherwise. Yeah, I'm having a goalie
insane
Remember in-game points matter for each player at the end of this speed already
has two goals which is going to help his total a lot.
Assist.
Oh, yeah.
There he goes again.
Any positive players you make will get you those points.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
He's going to be Jason, who manages to save the day.
You're really going to be leaning on Jason
in this one.
He can tell based on his movement.
He's very comfortable with how he's playing this one.
Oh, oh, he misses.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Great stuff from Marlin.
Ken Marlin.
I mean, they got to score one now.
He's going in.
I'm in there, I'm in there, I'm in there.
Yes, sir.
You stay up.
Less than a minute remaining.
Ball's starting to make its way out.
Now here comes a little bit of that push here.
I haven't seen the boost.
That was a clear one.
Max just blocked it.
The 30 seconds left.
Come on, lock it, lock it.
Lock it.
Lock it.
Yep, GG's.
He's starting to play.
Open the goal.
Man!
GG's.
He's good.
I can't lie.
He's good.
I don't know why I ever doubt speed, bro
Dude's good at everything, I don't know that's insane
He got another one he got another one
Okay at what point
At what point do we think maybe someone should play defense?
Does that ever, how many goals before we think, I need to have someone on defense?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
And this is starting to look like dire straits for our blue squad.
But this is a best of three, which means there's another opportunity here.
And look, and luckily sometimes the game just gets out of your control.
You can't do anything about it.
Yeah, I gave Jason way too much breath in.
If you're cheering on Emerson and Jason, that's going to be the most important thing
the most important thing as your squad picks up the first man here in the BO3 up 1-0 with
some damn good performances there.
Four goals, two goals for Marlon, PBM playing great defense, let's get ready for game number
two.
I feel like we need Jason to be aggressive, but I don't know.
You want to go Lee?
I mean I can try to stay back so we can go Lee quick, but you do have to play
Adler.
someone can just demo speed like you just wanted to speed kill them as their
only player you want me to try that yeah you just keep demoing that I can go
and don't defend it I'll try I'll try one more game bro round two in our best
of three competition the blue team will need a win here to force a third round
same shit same shit I'm covering the oh my god I'll move and a big crash
right at the beginning. But speed, control, swabs it down field.
Oh, fuck.
As we look at the action though, who's there for the clear?
It's gonna come from Jason, sends it over to the left side of the field there.
He's gonna opt to go for that boost on the left side to give him a little bit of coverage
so he can bring that ball over to the right.
Max holding steady to try to prevent that goal.
Ah, fuck, fuck.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Oh, good shit, Marley.
Beautifully done there by the Orange team,
but if anything that was more of a fumble on the blue squad they had a clear net and an opportunity
but you're seeing matches and great defense he has been living by that net not allowing anyone
to get past him he's like Gandalf I was playing for myself because realistically me and emerald
and speed are neck and neck but it is going to get stopped points is debbie that based on your
your individual score, but it's team first.
Is anyone on the other side gonna be there for the connection?
Oh, so close, but you gotta hit it one more time.
Come on, come on, come on.
I know I'm not gonna get more points in speed.
Listen, I know I'm terrible, but I feel like I'd be able to compete.
If we just won the game, it didn't matter if speed had more points.
Because if we win, I'm automatically in the final two.
Yeah, so team first, I just gotta go.
You don't think so?
You don't think I'd be able to grab the roller and perform?
There's PBM on defense.
He has been spectacular.
Well, I'm here for it.
They said they need me to play goalkeeper.
No!
How to play goalie and rock league.
Billy like, come on, we're out here for a team.
Like, all right, bro, we're taking this home.
True stories, all evidence in the phone,
you know what I'm saying?
I hit it, I hit it.
It should be, it should be lined.
It should be lined.
It's coming around.
Max, the surprise.
Oh, for what?
Oh my gosh.
Oh, I thought she did it.
You didn't move in the right position,
and he did such a good job.
Give me that!
He gained.
Yo, he's saving that show.
I can't lie.
The plan was just to play super aggressive
and try to push for goals.
But Max was very consistent, very steady.
I think we were a little bit too sweaty.
Come on! Come on!
Go, speed, go, speed, go, speed!
Emory, now she's going to be playing deep
and fire self-salt.
It's going to be sent up over,
but she's OK for right now.
No one is in a position to be able to grab that.
Come on, we just got to get that first goal.
Yeah. Oh, good, good, good.
Good swap.
Jason now with 44 boost can actually head up to the top.
It doesn't like what he's seeing here instead.
He's going to opt to meet the ball over toward the midfield.
Speed.
Gang's possession.
Good dribble.
Juke's amount, but can't follow.
Oh, you can see, Speed is actually like moving the ball how he wants to move it.
No one's able to bring that ball to the next white gap.
That's quite a very different game than what we just saw.
Nothing's getting it.
Fuck this!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go, man!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
I mean, that was a good attempt at that block.
I found that.
That sucks.
Jason was talking about being the goalie, and maybe that would have been a good
idea, but I kind of felt like we needed him to be on the offensive since he was
is our best player, but I mean, maybe that was a mistake.
Whoa, bro!
Rock them all, bro.
Secure, one minute, bro.
That's right, with one minute left,
a lot of stake here for the blue team,
especially as far as that leaderboard.
Sina trying hard to get control, but misses.
All, bro.
Yeah, that's me up.
Yep, yep.
Go, Marlin, go, Marlin, go, Marlin.
Yeah, yeah.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Oh, no, they gave up.
Wait, why are we doing no defense again?
Oh, I guess with 30 seconds.
I hate- oh, hold on, I went up near.
Straight, straight, straight.
Opportunity of found here for the Orange team,
but they don't have the reads quite yet.
19 seconds now.
Balls continuing to push forward toward the midfield.
This is a good chance for the Blue Squad.
The best chance that they're going to have to be able to win this.
Dig it around, dig it around.
No, no, no!
Get it on, get it on, get it on, get it on.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got it!
I got it!
We're going!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's fucking go!
Yeah!
Let's fucking go!
Yeah!
I was just dominating.
It didn't start me.
We're already starting up to a good date.
Hey, that's...
Hey, GGs, man.
I don't mind, though.
Oh.
It's the Orange Squad.
Blackboy, Max, I show speed.
They're your number one and number two and Marlin with a massive goal gets to victory for the orange squad
to zero
One of us being in midfield we're not good one of us is not gonna have to go ahead speed
He is good
So it's like we had a 2v1 and that left either our goal open or something else open. So it's like
You know the first game we didn't have anyone playing in the back. So we just sold doing that. This was a squad back
We had a game plan. We had a strategy and we've worked together
Yeah, we worked together you get wins you get W. So this was a good team 100% that last game is max that last game
Is 100 oh him blocking it. I had three shots and he saved all three
Okay, I know we are all eager to update that leaderboard, but first things first
Jason was the first to get the three demolitions in a match winning himself 500 gifts. There's the real victory
Okay, and you know it's not whiskey
Want to first talk with
Unfortunate the team that held the L, but it was a damn good game. I noticed match one defense
wasn't quite sure how to get that match to you locked it down what was the
conversation between you guys from that map one to map or game one the game
two I think we just didn't expect them to have a strategy like that we were just
kind of playing yeah yeah we're just playing we're just like we're just
double aeroling the ball we were following yeah given the time and the
limited information you guys had I've commented a lot of broccoli games you
guys played pretty well so you should give yourself congratulations for that
regardless. I do want to give Floppy the boys incredibly well played.
Listen, man, my brain doesn't work that way. I'll be screaming.
Apparently, anything was getting past you.
From his speed, he told me, bro, you know, we got to get this done.
You probably got to be goalie, bro.
And I said, you know what, let's take this for the team.
Because if we win, we secure that one and two, bro.
And you had one hell of a striker on your team in Marlin.
I didn't even know how, you know what I'm saying,
could do that in the end.
So I was really balling though, you know what I'm saying?
But again, he shot at the speed,
you know what I'm saying?
He led the team and yeah, I mean, it was a good goal.
I was kind of controlling midfield
and trying to just like be ready for the ball.
And he was like,
So were you kind of gotten the troops
in this one speed?
Yeah, this sounds like you have
decent experience with broccoli.
Late night, I'd be playing a game sometimes, so.
Yeah, no, it's,
I mean, hey,
Wait, I walked in again,
I'm too fast!
I'm playing so fast.
Son of a
Couple nights where I played the game. There's no way it's up here. Fantastic games. There's no way it's up here
So I feel you on that one. How did you guys feel to put
the rest of the previous weeks and come together and win it all?
I feel good. Yeah, it's so good. I feel like we're a good team great team
I'm sorry you proved it in the video game. I moved. I actually came together as a team and
I think we had the best chemistry of all these weeks this time
time for the moment of truth.
Now, a quick reminder, based on in-game performance,
the winning teams' players earn 10, 8, and 6 points, respectively.
And then the losing team, we pick up 4-2,
and, unfortunately, a womp-womp, 0 for the last one.
Yes.
Great to see you.
Great to see you.
And going into this game, max and speed tied for first.
So points really matter here.
Can they hold on?
Let's find out first.
I was saying Jason earned the most in-game points for the losing team earning him four points on the leaderboard
so congratulations Jason.
Let's go, four points.
And then Emeru earns two points on the leaderboard looking her up a little bit
and finally unfortunately our girl Cina earns zero points on keeping her right where she is.
I'm more sad because I know Emmy really wants to win and I feel bad.
I feel bad. I feel like I let her down.
We could not have anticipated how good they were.
Now, the winning team.
Speed was the top performer of the squad, the team's MVP.
Earning 10 points on the leaderboard.
Deserve, deserve, deserve.
Marlon, you picked up eight points of your own
with your performance.
So we'll add that to the leaderboard here at 12.
Oh, awesome. Take care.
And Blackboy Max, you got six points
for your stellar defensive play.
We'll go ahead and add that to the board window.
So you guys can kind of see here what this means.
Speed in first and Pac-Boy Max, you're in second place.
Congratulations.
So are they going to be playing against each other now
in like a 1v1?
This means it's captain time.
Speed and Max.
Stay far with the other 120 gifted son of a thousand.
Holy crap.
They will take their points.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. W's in a chapter. Stay far. God.
Final arena game.
Thank y'all, boss.
I mean, he's pretty smart, boss.
But I do want to be number one.
W, stay far. Thank you, guys.
Marlin, Emeru, Sina, Jason, you four, stand up.
All right.
We're on over here.
Thank you so much.
All right. So, Max, take a good look
at these four remaining players
because you are gonna pair them
and speed is gonna pick them.
Wait, what?
That's right.
So to be clear, Max, you are going to divide
the remaining players into two pairs of your choosing
and then speed, you will decide which pair you want
to join your team.
I've never seen that type of draft before.
That's like, who came up with that idea?
This is crazy.
Honestly, after our last performance in Rocket League,
both of the Marlboro brothers, either of them,
I would win the win.
And whatever team I'm on, I would give 100%.
Max, you get to pick the pairs.
Who is pairing up with who?
I'm going to go Jason and Emeril.
Jason and Marlon.
Marlon and Senna.
OK.
Marlon and Senna is the other pair.
OK.
I'm going to be honest, like I try to make
even as possible in my mind where either way,
I would be happy with my team.
We have our pairs, speed, make the choice.
It's like pros and cons on each side.
No way I blocked the QR code.
Lies!
We don't need to hear the card.
Is that true?
What are the pros?
We don't give you time.
We don't got to the pros.
We don't got to the pros.
Okay, pros, I say the pros of choosing,
of me choosing Marlon and Senna.
I know Senna works out.
I know Marlin works out, so I know they're fit.
It is cool, okay.
And I know Senna is somewhat smart, you know?
And I know I'm a game smart at some moment.
So it's like a 50-50, but I know like if it's anything-
Brain-wise.
But brain-wise, if you wanna go in terms of like strategy-
Oh, that's Asian, bro.
You know, I'll have to say Emeril and Jason on this one.
Like, I'll figure out how to win the game.
Sure.
These are our good pick.
Yeah.
Okay, so braver strongman.
Great choices.
Well, it works for me.
I'm already the fit person on the team,
so I'm going to choose Emeru and Jason.
OK.
All right, all right, so Speed, Emeru, and Jason
will be on Team Speed, which means Team PBM will be Marlon
Cina, PBM as the squad.
How you feeling about the team, PBM?
I'm feeling good.
The reason I did this is because I
had to be OK with either, like, then either side.
You get what I'm saying?
I didn't want to make one team overpower in one way.
You know what I'm saying?
That was smart.
All right, so there you have it.
There are your teams.
Oh.
Good.
All right, come on.
All right, let's do it.
All right, all right, well, I'm going to play.
I know what you're going to play.
I know what you're going to play.
Let's do it.
All right, now it's game between Speed's team
and Max's team.
So let's go ahead and pull that up on the leaderboard.
Wow.
Oh, there you go.
So Speed and Max, you're going
to be taking your points with you
into the final game.
Best of luck.
That's right, one more game to decide it all.
Our final arena challenge is a big one.
Let's see.
We are calling it Cue Collector's.
Oh.
Now, when the round begins,
a cascade of colored cubes will be released from up on high
and will fall randomly into a spinning cube distributor.
Red cubes will have a value of one point.
Gray cubes are worth negative one point.
At the end of the round, we'll add up all the cubes
in your team's sectors, and that score will be added
to your total score on the leaderboard.
In summary, red is good, gray is bad.
And collectively, you're going to want more points
than the other team after each round.
Simple enough?
Well, don't worry, because it gets trickier later.
Yeah, definitely does, but we'll save that one for when we cross that bridge.
This will be played in three 90 second rounds.
You want to see me do this?
I'll pull a hammy.
I'll be diving after blocks, pulling hamstrings.
Goodness.
Okay, gold.
Butch would eat the cube.
Shut up.
I would eat the cube.
This one is a fun one.
You're basically going to have a whole-
Oh, it's Jake.
They're going to be falling down on this spinning distributor.
But while you're out there investing time,
maybe Cynna's looking to dump some cubes into Jason's area.
Emeru could be dumping cubes right behind Cynna,
and she has no idea.
So you need to have eyes in the back of your head.
All right, let's get this game going.
Remember, all red cubes are plus one point,
and all gray colored cubes are minus one.
Let's put 90 seconds on the clock.
Oh, shit.
And.
And.
This is the early-going turn.
It's going to get really chaotic really quickly.
I'm going to see Jason and Jason actually be
in front of the destructor and see
if he can get as many of those red cubes as he possibly can
to toss him behind.
He's missing everything that's happening right now.
He's also got to protect his foot here.
Oh, my God.
Sina is dumping cubes into her neighbor's pits right now.
Marlon working quick.
Speed is up close.
Marlon smart.
He's just looking.
He's just looking.
It looks like Emeru is making herself a good collection
there in the middle of her station.
Oh, yeah.
Jason just stole a red from Marlon.
Jason stole a red.
No, we don't have to do that.
No play, no play, no play.
Oh, and speed takes out a light.
Speed takes out a light.
All right, the distributor here is now
helping with a whole bunch of cubes.
But look at the way that they're actually
coalescing all their cubes back of that slice, right?
Because it is going to be very challenging for you
to be able to come back.
Jason is getting bomb.
And they're stacking the graves on me.
of the block. All right.
But Marlon's dumping a few
grays in there. Oh, that's
some stuff that's starting to
fall in. Yeah. Oh,
sit.
Sit and chase. They're going
to war.
Oh, wow.
on round one. Let's see how our teams did.
They're double teaming me, and I feel like
I can use that to my advantage,
because I can get the grades near the end
out to Cinnab very quickly, and Cinnab's
movement's slow.
I think it was more tiring than we expected
and a little bit more all over the face,
but I feel good so far, to be honest.
All right, after the completion of that first round,
Barbara, I believe we've got the count.
Okay, let's do it. Let's get into the scores.
Let's start with team Speed.
Speed sector had a plus 14
Now let's turn to team max
His sector had a total of plus 18 Marlon was cooking
For a total of five points
Add that all up and team max is up to
Go to there is still plenty more game to play and it's time for round
Let me suck it in in this round everything is
The same kids are still worth one point you see the colored cubes are still
Negative one point.
There's no way I blocked it.
This baby is in play.
What?
This is a polarity cube.
If this cube is in your sector
at the end of the round,
your cube values are reversed.
Which means
Greys are worth one point
and Reds are worth
negative one.
Simple?
Let's get it. Let's get back in your sectors.
your second just reverse just pay attention to which one of us is getting the most great
hey like really what's done look i'll be on the hook i know but can't send you no no no no no
i will not let max down okay i know i know i haven't played great this week i know max and i've
had our differences but like man when it's time to lock in you gotta lock in all right reminder
Red is still plus one point move a color is still minus one. Where'd I go to the size fancy
Can you see now?
Reverses the value of all cubes in your sector at the end of the round. You ready?
Here they come here they come big drop of the cubes now pull it through but look what's happening right now
You got a couple of editors standing right in front
I think what they're doing is awaiting for the clarity to come down
But it's not coming through quite yet. Not quite yet and this weight for it could be detrimental
You gotta commend Marlon strategy. He's been doing brilliant work
Just taking all of his reds bring it over to the hardest point
I don't call my legs a hairy truck. Yeah Jackass. Brilliant work here
One minute remaining big drop coming in now
now. Jason leaning over to sinna sector smart idea there to take some of those easily grabbable
reds that are available. Speed and emiru offloading those grades on the max. They double in me
not a double in me not a double in me not a double in me. They double in me they double
in me they double in me. No polarity cue. Yo max is moving quick. Holy. Right now
Stratatizing
The reds now she's got to dump all the reds that's a game plan
Oh, wow, that was huge for Sina.
Let's go!
It's hard because there's a lot of RNG involved.
One block Mike bounced this way.
Bro, what the hell is Jason doing?
He just gave him the win.
What?
And my teammates was targeted in her.
They was already throwing a gray soldier,
so she already had massive amount of breeze.
We just got to wait to see the results.
OK, guys, brown two.
The count is in.
He was supposed to be the smart one!
Oh my!
Now, Max, you had a plus 14 in your sector, so good job.
Marlin, plus 26, Cina had a minus 30, but that polarity gave you a plus 30, which turned
out to score a 70 this round, which means, add that to the previous scores, and the
The feed stage of 64 and team Blackboy Max goes to 127.
Oh, crap.
Guys, we are down to our final round.
In this round, red cubes are still worth one point.
Gray colored cubes are still worth negative one point.
A polarity cube reverses the value of the red and gray cubes.
But now, we are tossing in one more twist.
This is called a doubler.
I don't like this.
No, this is quite a few points.
If this is in your sector at the end of the round,
your score in that sector, positive or negative.
The QR code, no way!
So, you guys ready for the final round?
Let's get it.
Let's get it.
Come on.
Let's get it.
All right, get in your sectors, guys.
Let's get going.
The reverse was the best thing to have, because you
You can do so many things like you have, like with the reverse, we have so many methods of
winning.
This game is going to be either way, so I feel like I'm in not a bad position.
Remember one last time, red is plus one, gray is minus one.
This reverses the value, the polarity cube.
This, the doubler, doubles the value.
Team speed down by 63.
These special cubes are crucial.
They can cause a huge swing in points, especially if you get an opportunity.
They need both the cubes.
So nobody is out of it yet in this final round.
You guys ready?
Yeah.
We're ready.
One last time in three, two, one, go!
Here we go.
Last match of the State Farm Gamer.
You got it!
You got it!
You got it!
You got it!
You got it!
You got it!
You got it!
You got it!
You got it!
You got it!
You got it!
You got it!
You got it!
She's not talking to me. Which one is it?
Reds, reds. Reds on yours, reds on yours.
People have to be strategic of how they feel Sina's sector.
Because she could choose to throw that away if she wants.
Come on, come on, come on.
Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason!
Jason has the job work.
Jason, time to work!
Jason, time to work!
Jason, time to work!
Who has time to work?
I've time to work, I've time to work.
What do you need, Jason?
I need reds. I need reds.
Jason, I need reds.
You need reds?
You need reds, Jason?
give it to emerald you gotta give it to emerald
Hold it, hold it! Hold it!
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
Hold it! Hold it!
Oh!
I did it!
I did it!
I can't believe Marlon jumped into that.
The Polari is in.
Don't get in!
Aah!
I've been trolling and talking mad trash all these weeks.
Marlon used to have a rock of brains and center.
in it but at the end of the day I appreciate y'all and y'all know I look at it and it's
complete. Y'all watch it right now and I'm freaking out.
Alright guys the count is in. Are you ready to find out the results of the last game
of the Gamer Hood season 5? Marlon my friend you really took to this game. It felt like
you were in your element playing this. Yeah I loved this game I felt like it was the
most physical one. Like we actually had to move your body and like you know be aware of all your
surroundings. So yeah I mean I was pumped. I was playing the high school championship basketball.
You also had no sleeves to hinder you. Barbara not right now Barbara not right now Barbara not
right now. What's the problem man? You're doing a compliment. Uh Max though as the captain of the squad
one of the big things was you had to take charge of the team. Huts would have broke the floor.
Count your days. Count your days. I don't know about the game. Count in game.
We got to make sure that y'all playing as a team.
We know hero books.
So we was communicating, we was talking a lot.
We did what we had to do.
Well, let's get to those scores.
Let's start with team Max.
Max had 32 in his sector.
Very good job.
Plus 32.
Plus 32.
Oh, that's great.
Marlin had minus 37 in his sector.
I did it.
Not great.
And Cina had minus 62 in her sector,
but her Polarity Cube turns that into a plus 62.
Very well done.
And that gives their team a score of 57 points in this round.
I thought Marlin had the Polarity Cube as well.
Four plaque boy max.
Well done, guys.
Well done.
All right, now let's go to team Speed.
Jason you had plus 10 in your sector
Emmy had he dumped it into speeds. Yeah, that's insane
positive 62 and then got the double cube that made it into a hundred and twenty four
but at the last
Second yeah, no
Speed to make it a minus
124
Giving team speed a minus 113 in round three
Meaning I didn't even see that
I didn't even see that
I didn't even see it
We did it!
Stop now, no!
Good job, buddy, buddy.
Yes, we did it!
Oh, my God!
Let's go!
We're all the weeks in scrubbo.
First, second, first, second.
Emerald Speed.
Emerald Speed has a current, like, stuck at the one we made it here.
Guys, what a season!
Give yourself a round of applause.
Let's go ahead and make it official.
Placements are all locked in and the rest of our 100 yo that guy's gonna be one of the coolest trophies
I've seen I want one you came into the final arena. I want that
500 gifted guys we might have to compete just for the trophy
1000 gifted subs for being a member of the second place team. So congratulations those drop right now
1000
Targeted oh my god really really close to making it to the finals
I feel like overall I'm still satisfied with my performance. I would love to be able to do this again
It was super sick. Thank you state farm Jason the ween you already banked
2000 gifted you ain't running nowhere. I'm not that fat James. I'm not that fat, but that's not all
It's not a spoon relax mods the most valuable neighbor an additional 500 subs
and we are going to give that to you.
Thank you.
Thank you all, man.
Yes!
Thank you.
You were a team player.
You could have easily had phoned it in,
but you elected to play hard every single time.
You were there for your teammates.
That's commendable, and that one you did.
I appreciate it, man.
I appreciate it.
All the time.
Thank you.
I'm a most valuable neighbor.
I take those.
I take those, and, you know,
if there was a trophy, I'd hold it high.
So those 500 subs are in addition to the 1,000 subs
You earned for being a member of the second place squad.
So 1,500 subs are dropping right now.
I would come back next season and come for that key.
I need that key, because I know deep down I'm the best gamer here.
Sit up.
In this competition, you have already earned yourself 1,500 subs.
Now, as a member of the winning team,
you earn an additional 2,500 gifted subs.
And those socks are dropping.
That's a wrap.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Solid.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm so proud of us.
I'm happy for Max because I didn't let him down.
I was really scared that if I failed him to the end, you guys were going to hate me
in the Twitter call.
So we're cool now.
And hey, it's the second year I've been put on the winner's team and helped
them win it.
Marlon, so far this season, you have banked 1,000 gifted socks.
Okay.
As a member of the winning team, you also earn 2,500 gifted subs and go-struck right now.
I've been saying I was going to lock in every single day and I think it was the perfect moment.
It was the final. It was for Mack. That's my brother for Sin as well.
It felt like a big puzzle that was all over the place for me these few weeks.
And that was like the last piece. I placed it and everything came together.
And it's not about how you start, it's about how you finish.
And I finished.
And speed through this stage in the game. You've already had 1,500 gifted subs in your chat and cube collectors
You were so close, but as the captain of the squad that came in second you're walking away with 10,000 gifted
Those subs are dropping right
It's kind of brought me back to like the just the fun
You know like I like it was just seriously fun
Like every morning me today's back in school, you know, like being in the classroom with
yo, what is the first place get holy shit
Another chance to redeem yourself. That's all I'm saying
Just one name remains
Plackboy max you
Killed it in the arena. You slayed in the video games and let's not forget
you completed the stacked side quest
and your golden boy gambit.
With all that, you're already sitting pretty
with 1,000 gifted subs.
All season long, you battled for the top spot,
and now it is official.
You are our season five
State Farm Gamerhead champion!
On behalf of State Farm,
I want to award you the honorary key to the game.
Whoo!
There he is. Not only do you win that key right there, Blackboy Max, but you also won 75,000.
Gifted subs, courtesy of StatePoint, those subs are dropping right now!
75,000. The top streamer on Twitch might not even have 75k, so you know what I'm saying?
It's insane like this. This is really crazy.
Yo, sign me up. Yo, sign me up. Sign me up. Holy.
Max, we were neck and neck for a lot of competition. So I'm glad if anyone won that it was you. That's a lot of money. Yo, Max
Go go spin it on a car for me, man
You know, I knew what to expect, but it's so different
It was amazing, and, you know, I think it's handshakes all around.
Everyone did what they needed to do.
That about does it. We've dropped cubes.
Done!
Decoded orbs and pulled rods,
solved puzzles, and risked life and limb on our knowledge of trivia.
That's right. We've also climbed mountains, scored goals,
ejected crewmates,
tailed your opponents all along the way.
And we've had a blast doing it.
Thanks to all of our players,
And of course all of our fans watching at home and filling up the chat. He's golden boy. She's Barbara Dunkelman
And that's Jake from State Farm. Goodbye everyone till next time
Wow
That was insane
Wow. I was pretty sick man. That was cool. I really enjoyed that. Listen, I'm gonna be real, you know, a lot of people in here just yapping, y'all yapping, running the amounts, whatever, whatever, whatever. Listen, I should probably run these.
I always think it's really cool whenever I see peers in the streaming space being gaming peers and or IRL streaming peers doing really cool shit with State Farm or other companies.
I think this is awesome. I think it's it's really cool. I think it's the future of this whole streaming gig is is
These type of events. I mean we see that every day with speed and with
All the big dogs, I mean even P you know the tournament stuff
Sinat with what he got with those guys didn't like the Minecraft runs
I love the type of events. I mean one of my favorite events all year is the ATT one
Like all these events are really really cool. So
W stay farm. I love this stuff. I hope they keep doing it and this was cool, man
That was a lot of fun. I
Wish I would I wish I would have been able to watch the other weeks as well. I bet it was actually a
Pretty cool pretty competitive
Yeah man dude, we've done a lot of different tournaments and stuff.
I love it.
And I also like, I will take these types of tournaments with everybody who's like
equally as shit, playing against each other, and everyone's just trying to find a way,
you know, to win.
than a bunch of people who know life a game for 10,000 hours and are all just like pixel
peaking angles. Or if it was in terms of, you know, the rocket league like hovering above
the map the entire time as they score. I think it's cooler. Yeah, that was awesome, man.
That was awesome. W State Park State Park. Thank you guys so much for sponsoring today's
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That was a lot of that was awesome. That was awesome. That was cool. That was cool
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Let me just make sure
All good all good
Cool really cool the cool
Really cool. I was a season finale of season five
Awesome. Are the boys ready or are they full right now?
I would dictate what's the next plans going forward.
They're in a game. Do they do do we think that any of them are going to jump off soon or are they are they still gaming?
I'm not sure. Okay. This is what I'm going to do. I'm still going to go play with the
boys, but I am going to jump off. I'm going to take a shower, guys. It is, I'm not exaggerating.
It is like 90 degrees in this room and I've been sweating absolute balls all day long.
I'm gonna jump off, go take a shower and relax until the boys, my wife is so stupid, until
the boys name me, but I'm gonna jump off, guys we'll make sure I will be here all day
tomorrow, we got nothing planned, we got no sponsors, no nothing, so we'll be gaming
all day and then I'll be over there tonight.
I appreciate you guys man, thank you guys all for chilling, thank you guys all for
hanging out, I love you, I appreciate you, I'm gonna send you all over to
Nick go hang out with him. I'll see you guys over on his stream
And I'll jump in once someone uh, uh one of the boys jump out. Okay. I love you guys, man
Thank you guys all for hanging out during the sponsorship segment of the stream. You guys are amazing. I love you
Thank you so much. I appreciate you so much, and I'll see all you beautiful people tomorrow morning. Alrighty must love everybody