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SLUR SATURDAY | [DROPS ON] - RED TEAM COMMANDER IN CHIEF TAKES FLIGHT AGAINST THE GREEN REBELS
09-05-2026 · 9h 52m
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I'm in a trusty brother, I'm taking my time to recover, and breaking it up wouldn't matter.
This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick.
We need a hero.
We need a hero.
That's clumsy, because he has no bitches and no job.
He kills whatever we can,
because again, he has no bitches and no job.
We need a hero.
I'm a hero.
I'm holding out for a heel till the end of the night.
He's gotta be strong.
He's gotta have a passion.
He's gotta have your best on the fight.
I'm a hero.
The storm will just be your glory
A storm won't reach you back to me
Let's see all the thunder and the rising wind
The heat is gonna take you down
It ain't me!
It ain't me!
I don't send a shot down, down, down!
It ain't me!
It ain't me!
I can't stand this pain
I'm gonna go to bed and stop all this pain
I'm gonna fuck up the coolest
I've been in for too long
I can't go
I don't want you to leave
I don't want to have all the problems
I'm gonna stop what they need
They need
I know the matter
They want to stop what they need
They need
I know the vice-principal
Here, maybe along the uh...
Oh, you liar.
You liar! You liar!
No!
You son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!
Three big bars.
Look how you're trying to do this.
You got a big dick.
Restaurant, Hogan's Hangout.
Can you sing?
Oh, yeah, I can a little bit.
You can sing.
Yeah!
Yeah Ripley's mom!
She's very great!
When you're in a five mile radius of her, you can smell that pussy stink!
Oh yeah, that stink!
I had all them people sayin'
Get down on it!
Get down on it!
Get down on it!
Get down on it!
Get down on it!
Get down on it!
Come on then!
Get down on it!
Get down on it, get down on it, get down on it
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall, get your back up and up and up
Tell me, how you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall, get your back up and up
Cause I heard all the people say
Get down on it, get down on it
Get down on it
If you really want it
Get down on it
You gotta feel it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Come on in
Get down on it
Baby baby
Get down on it
Get on it
Get down on it
I say keep going on it
What?
What you gonna do?
You gotta get on the roof
I just ran out of toilet paper
And I'm still made dirty dude
What should I do?
Back to straight!
Good morning, gentlemen!
Good morning!
Good morning!
Good morning!
Good morning!
Good morning, everybody!
Happy Happy Slur!
Good morning! Good morning! Good morning game! Hello! Hello! Good day! Good day! Good day! Good day!
What's going on? What's happening? What's going on? What's happening? How's everybody doing today?
Happy Saturday! Happy Saturday! What up? What up? What up? 3 18 p.m. Good morning,
idealist. This might be a shock to you, but not everybody operates on your
communism time, okay? And on my side of the world, not in fucking Australia land,
It's 9 a.m. Okay
It ain't three o'clock in the evening the last time I checked three o'clock in the evening I
Don't know I'm gonna say good morning. Cheese. Thank you for the five gifted. How's everybody doing today?
I'm listening man. I just woke up. Yeah, you can't hear me with some some shit like that
I I don't even know how to respond to that. I
I don't even know how to respond to that I don't even know I don't even know where
y'all that you happy 38 you know she wearing
heli pilots some be holy shit have you guys been enjoying war dogs Canada USA UK
South Africa, Ireland, damn we got people from everywhere, shit, shit, yeah dude it's man.
I don't know what it is this time around, you know the first play test everybody was enjoying
War Dogs and for the most part everybody was having a good good fun and whatever.
time around I've seen so much more negative negative opinions on it I don't know what what's
going on boss I don't know what why everybody's losing their mind I'm gonna be real I think
a big part of it is the VoIP issues I think the game went from when the VoIP was working
like a goofy fun everybody's messing around game to like I mean you just sitting there
silence trying to rinse the other team you know I still do I love it I'm still
having a great time I feel like if you're not a pilot making money it's kind of
annoying yeah I've been seeing that as well I feel like the economy I think a
lot of people are frustrated with the economy in the game which I mean I don't
really understand that because I'm a fucking billionaire in the game but
But I also fly helis and I enjoy flying helis.
I love, I love helis.
Yeah, I saw a Pee got a private server.
There's a lot of hackers in the game now.
How many of you guys got booted out of games
because of cheaters yesterday?
I had one.
I got kicked out.
Well, we had like three lobbies closed,
but I don't think the other lobbies
were because of cheaters.
I saw the clip of peanut almost leaking the new map bro this guy can't be trusted.
This guy can't be trusted.
guy can't be trusted didn't he I didn't he like get in the map and like somewhat
play it before they kicked him out of it
P didn't even play in the server why why wasn't P in his own server
It got leaked oh cuz he couldn't join green
oh man now he was gonna serve the whole
time got you. Oh man goodness gracious well I'm a draw I'm excited for the day
I'm very excited I pray to the good Lord I pray to the good Lord that our
VoIP works today. God, I'd hate, I'd hate to not have VoIP again.
Clip cues open. Posture clips in the chat. Posture clips. Posture clips.
Posture clips. Posture clips.
Mortars are annoying. Fuck those things. Yeah, they're annoying, but I mean,
You know, you can get rid of them like, bro, you can you can you can get rid of them, can't you?
Counter mortar for the win.
Yeah, counter mortars or you know what's something that people aren't using for the mortars.
And I don't know why maybe one of you guys can explain it.
What about that tank that literally shoots mortars outside of it?
Or out of it?
Why don't more people use that?
High rank? It's not that high of a rank though.
I have it unlocked. It's level based I'm pretty sure.
Oh hell he's destroy it
Your jobless true true
true real and
True true real and true. Let's watch and clips
Dude I need to go back to that fucking church. I was sponkily all of it
What the fuck? What's going on with that shirt?
Oh, wait, hold on. Wait. Wait, what about this?
Oh, this is a brand new map. This is a brand new map?
Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean, what did this map come out?
Uh, I don't know. Uh, Mr. John Wardogs?
Just now? Just about right now.
Oh, apparently this is not supposed to be on yet. September 10th.
Oh shit, John Wardogs John Wardogs, what wait wait what what?
We what?
What we lost?
Do what happened? Peter what'd you do?
You should be such a game. What'd you just do?
Started the game
board oh my god wait maybe they restarted it because they realize maybe john wardogs notice
but you think so we can't be on this map oh my no he actually just texts me what do you say
that's an unreleased map world wide reveal oh sorry john wardogs sorry my bad i will kill you
at a random moment as punishment you won't see it coming.
Oh, word? Word, word, word, word-
HAH, HA HA HA
can I
Did that just for me, or did you see that too?
We're done.
Okay.
Are you serious?
I can grab RPGs now so...
Habibi, come pick us up.
This guy just fucking died from-
Who killed us? He had banned us.
Yes.
Wait!
No, I think-
I think John Wardon killed him with the console commands, but why?
All right
Why John right now
What?
How do you think so, boys?
How can I dare fuck them?
What?
It's like two minutes.
I did some digging on the upcoming Middle-Earth-RPG.
Ooh.
I'm going to tell you what we actually know about it.
That is an AI-generated fake leak that you see everywhere.
Officially, all the information Warholz have said
is that they are making an open-world Middle-Earth-RPG
RPG and that this is a new chapter for the studio. That is a really key detail by the
way. We are working on a new RPG set in Middle Earth. We have always been creating worlds full
of stories that pull you in. That's exactly the kind of Middle Earth we will one day
show you. For now, a long journey lies ahead. We can't wait to share more with you when
the time is right. Now, Sir Toby from Warhorse Studios did say on a recent stream
that Victor Bosun will be leading the Middle Earth team. He was one of the founding
members of Warhorse Studios, by the way, and he was the designer.
Oh, bro, why does that look like a mugshot?
I don't know.
I'm a CD2 overseeing the development of core game systems, RPG mechanics, open world
structure, gameplay pacing, and the play-out.
Yo, good morning.
But I've actually been doing some digging online and found some more
information, so you're going to make sure you're following me for more.
A recent Warhorse job listing specifically asks for experience with Unreal Engine.
This might not sound like much, but this is actually really interesting,
because Warhol Studios had never made a game in Unreal Engine.
KCD 1, KCD 2, and presumably the upcoming
Kingdom Come adventure were made in Cry Engine.
So this suggests that the Middle Earth RPG
will be Warhol Studios' first project in Unreal Engine.
And it makes sense.
That's cool, man.
I'm excited for this game.
I think this is going to be sick.
I don't know, Part 21, something like that.
I put the very second magazine,
and it's going to pull everything out of the game,
and it's gonna take you to the backpack page.
Got it.
By the first backpack?
Oh.
Oh, my team is dying.
And then what are you gonna do?
You're gonna go back to the-
What?
Back to the ammo cart?
That was hot, that was hot!
You're gonna go back to your backpack?
Uh, what the hell?
Then go to items, and then you're gonna-
Huch!
You're jackass!
Are you flesh heels?
Fuck you, Lodge.
How'd you get your ass back into your-
Are you reviving your stupid page?
I
And then
That breaks my heart I couldn't even hear him
I couldn't even hear him. I just want to
Extend my serious apologies to those of you that watch tonight. I'll help you God. God help you all
I'd help you all I you should have been here. Oh
You should have been doing tonight was a night to take off
I'm gonna be honest. I feel the exact same way for like the last
five days of stream
Maybe not the war dog streams
But the fucking the last like three to four days of Tarkov before war dogs come out
Like I wish I could erase that from fucking history. Like bro those streams were absolute hot ass. They were fucking terrible
Oh my god
war dogs has been a breath of fresh air Tarkov just do it put me in a fucking
blender oh god
I was not there to be learned a new hobby okay maybe watch a great TV show I
I don't even want to- where's Gordosh?
Where is Gordosh?
Uh, you know, uh, House of the Dragon.
Little Grave, over there.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, I get this.
Uh, tonight was, uh-
Give me a kiss out of the air.
We're over there.
I think I-
Oh, dude, all right.
I'm gonna just restart my computer after this.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm literally about to have a connection.
Okay, that's okay.
We'll just talk in game.
We'll just talk in game.
We- let's go and kill that guy soon, yeah?
Oh, shit!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Was, um...
What did I do?
I'm sorry, the guy's pretty good.
Maybe, Spongebob?
He's gotta be...
I brought you...
Not new episodes, but we're gonna re-watch the whole episode.
Was it tonight?
I have not.
I did it. I did it.
I have not.
No spoilers!
spoilers I'm going to bed
is everything okay I'm loading back in these five and I'm gonna I'm gonna cry
I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one that has my dick and a literal blender when it comes to Tarkov
Drake penis leak 2.0 wait, is that why all these girls are like all after him?
It's once in a while boys once in a while, you know what I did say no to six figures with our graders. I did I
Said no, thank you
And it was the day of way our graders had I
Said I just can't do it
I'm sorry. And then Dennis got it. I don't know if they gave him six figures, but I was offered six figures to do that
And I said no, thank you
So Jesus
Dennis ain't getting six figures. He has a fucking McLaren
You know what I really think about Call of Duty and I'm thinking a lot of people are talking about this, bro
The devs changed
Is he laughs once in a while boys once in a while, you know what I mean?
I did say no to six figures with our graders. This is saying. Oh, it's the same clip over again
Yeah, I've been seeing on twitter everybody's losing their fucking minds about this
Everybody's losing their minds. Everybody's losing their minds
Everybody's losing their minds
I feel like timmy's damned if you do damned if you don't obviously in hindsight 2020 should have never said a fucking word
but
He just sell out if he takes the money. He's a retard if he turns it down, you know
What the fuck do you do you sit there in silence and you don't say a fucking word because god
God forbid you say anything the internet's gonna break and lose their fucking minds, you know
Holy shit!
What the fuck am I looking at?
Yo, what is up guys, Ghost here. Welcome back to another War Dogs video.
I have an idea for the War Dogs devs, and I already know what you're thinking.
Oh, another content creator that wants to change the game.
I would love to see something at the main menu that displays like the global war efforts
for each team.
Yes!
For all of the official, like, War Dogs servers.
Agree!
You would just add a lot of immersion in, like, repping the team that you enjoy fighting for the most.
Let me know what you guys think.
I have an idea for the ward.
I like that. I think it'd be cool.
NOW!
Jesus, Tony.
How long could I follow this guy for?
Bro, what is this?
Yo, what up, everybody?
We are back with our second-hand wrap-out.
Today's guests are HMF.
Bro, why do they make me look like Chewbacca, man?
COME ON!
I do look pretty skinny though, I'll take back what I've been talking about. Summit 1G. Let's jump right in and get started, everybody.
All right. Let's do this.
Yo, it's Hutch MF stepping into manufacture. Summit 1T.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
The big head and the small stature.
Yo, no, no.
I can't, bro. I can't. I can't.
I appreciate the love, bro.
But I can't, dude.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't. I can't.
I can't. I can't. I can't.
Hop on in, boys.
It goes Cloaksy, Genji, Brown, Nickmerks, and Ninja in the back.
Where's Hotjack?
I'm doing a head cut.
I'm not seeing Hotj.
Where's he at?
See what's the odds back there?
Where's Hotjack?
One, two, three.
Oh, damn it.
Hotj, get on the bus!
Hotj, get on the f**king bus!
He's late again!
Every day this week, every day this week, he will have, he will have detention
at Mr. Peanut's Marshall Adult Loading Center.
I
This just wrong
Now this is just a little fucked up
This is a little fucked up in it. I
Am NOT that fat
I'm petite
I've never been streamsite in Tarkov. It's just coke cuz you're terrible
That's rage bait dude. Don't do it.
Do it, say. Oh, you can't, oh no.
I don't know. What have you got to pay? Are you sure?
I'm sorry, rage bait. Come back!
He's turning.
It's silly, free gentleman. It's silly, free.
How funny boy
What a beautiful day what a beautiful day what a beautiful day
What a beautiful day?
What a beautiful day honestly true true in real
true in real
true in real oh
Oh dude the animated burp peanut animated person is goaded they are so good at it
it's unbelievable
that video was made to scale are you talking about the one of me being fat
shut up no it was not not even close
yes it was no it wasn't
let me hide my screen again let me hide my screen again oh my gosh there's hardly any
servers up this morning what's that let me try to get Dean
Time to play league. Don't worry. We're gonna probably be playing league the next couple of days after war dogs goes down
I have no idea what I'm gonna play man. I
Got no clue
zero idea I
Don't know I don't know if I can go back to Tarkov and get my butt chewed
I don't know if I can deal with it. I think I might be too much of a pussy
You know what I was thinking? Oh, oh
Yes
You know what I was thinking I was thinking maybe we maybe we go and dabble back on dark and darker man
Tell them tell them
Please work please work no
Let's go I
Can hear you I can hear you extend the play test extend the play test
What up extend the play test
What
Is that the really, is that the really hunch, man?
That is me, man. Go get a gear set on. We got to win a game.
Boy, this is working. I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
Today is going to be a great day. I hope
everybody out give me a moment
please God getting my Ellie please please God get in my Ellie please God get in
gimme my heli please god and gimme my heli i'm poor
damn it
oh my gosh everyone thank you guys for getting gimme my heli i
appreciate it thank you i needed this
I can tell you everything's fine. Don't worry about nothing gentlemen. Hey, don't worry guys. I'll be there Justin Jeffy
Yeah, everybody in
Let's get it boys
Don't crash us.
Don't you worry about that, that I never crashed literally ever other than that first
five seconds that you saw me.
It was a one time thing.
It was a one time thing.
That's right.
Let's get it.
So I didn't bring a parachute and the ones to revive me when I'm in.
Don't worry boys, we're going in hot.
Gentlemen, today is the day that we put these sons of bitches down.
Their leader is an armless, legless piece of shit with lips like a chicken's ass.
Lock it!
Oh shit
Yeah, yeah, just give me a hey guys. Hey everybody
Hey everybody, sorry, that's that'll happen
That uh
Don't fly near near poles. That's what I learned. That's that's what I've learned
That's what I learned.
Air hutch is dangerous.
Air hutch is...
It's not dangerous!
Do we believe in you?
You believe in me?
Okay, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Give me just one moment.
I will have us up and ready to go soon.
Alright, just a quick minus 40,000 to start my day.
This is fantastic.
Alright, let's do this.
Oh, look at this, there's another Halibut, we can just take this one boys.
Hello, hello.
the
home
this is your co-pilot speaking
if you have a cyber-revolution
I got him, he's back
I see a bitch
I think I see a bastard, but I'm probably your dad, so.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Let's get that three devils.
Yep.
Oh, shit.
Fuck that.
Let's go.
Holy shit.
Holy shit, holy shit.
What's all my teammates at?
Oh, they're all getting murdered.
Not good.
Well considering half the lobby is dead because we crashed all of our helis in the beginning of the game.
let's move to the other side let's move to the other side yo slow down bro give
me a shot slow down give me a shot come on
Oh my gosh, all right, we have people on all sides of this voice
I feel like I should get like the anti-air rocket the RPG is cool, but it's hard it hard to shoot boss
let's move let's move let's move
wait for it for me
so i can ask for
shit
oh shay god
nice
No! Motherfucker. He's peeking, he's peeking! Oh, shit. Eeeep!
He's arriving to get on the other side of the hill.
Don't leave us!
Oh, he's dead too.
Get me out of here!
Yep, minus 40,000 to start the day, what a joy, what a joy, what a joy, how lucky are
we, how lucky are we, so I guess my question would be, is it even worth to run an RPG?
I feel like it is, but I feel like it isn't, you know what I'm saying?
Also, does anyone know, does anyone know, um, in terms of the level 2 and level 3 shit,
is it worth running a level 2 armor?
I guess we should try it.
Point test ends after today, right?
Yeah, it's a nice last night.
Ooh, we can run a different site, let's try this.
And then we should bring more bandages.
We should bring some granatas.
We should bring some musk-smoke-nathas.
And...
Cool.
and
Well, maybe we run C4 is C4 crazy
Maybe it's crazy right now this early in the game
I'll fly I'll fly sure
Get in boys, we ain't gonna die. I know we ain't we got this shit. Oh
You want to run the white smoke?
We got this shit boys. Let's go kill them all. I'm down over a hundred thousand already at this game
So as you should as you should let's get them
Thank you, you wanna go play zone?
Calm down.
Let's go here.
Go ahead boys.
I
Do this shit fuck yeah
Hell is right above us oh, yeah, yeah, I see him
He's dead. He's dead dead dead dead. Let's get up elevated elevated elevated. Oh shit
I'm sorry.
Four, five, six, eight.
Shit. Go with the zone. Go with the zone.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, how the hell does green still have it?
Oh shit, we should take the apartments,
we should take the apartments.
Oh
Sell team cheeseburgers
I want that building I'm moving to the other building
You're gonna make it you're gonna make it now
We load mags.
Oh, what's that move, man?
Is that my voice?
Yo, come up to the roof!
Come up to the roof!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh my gosh, they're already pulling the psychopaths to the roof boys to the roof
Who we wait on
All right, let's head out of here
To the ground floor to the first floor
I don't know what I've been told.
We're on field now, there's one, one in the middle of the street, in the bush now, laying
down.
Fuck you, danger!
Oh no.
danger oh no somebody kill him yes wait
this on him he's still alive oh somebody
it's one guy you got this he's in the
bushes that's an A's
oh my god this looks like too good it's fucking asshole let me get an angle
don't give up we're coming for you
Is that a tank?
TANK!
OH MY GOD!
Tank?
Tank outside!
There's a fucking tank.
If only we had a helicopter!
But other than that, no.
Shhhh.
That doesn't sound good down there.
Alright. I don't know how to get out of here.
Why is the tank here?
Hey asshole! Get out of here, man!
Go to the objective, you dick!
Get out! Oh, shit!
this isn't good glass broke I don't know that was us
We need air support
Oh, our support just blew up we gotta move boys with me with me with me. We gotta get out of here. Come on come on
I can't leave just to drop people across the roof.
Okay.
Wide swing, wide swing.
Oh, they are looking at the wide swing.
I repeat, they are looking at the wide swing.
Call of our team mates died.
Yo, Jack, can you free look in this game or you can't?
You can't free look, right?
Ah!
Shit.
Oh my sweet heavens.
and remember themselves
you bitches
so
someone's gonna pop out here
Give it time.
Can I shoot that out?
Is that even worth the ammo?
I don't think I have enough ammo to.
You bastards!
You had a quit in your own ass?
Is that what you just said?
Yep, there goes that I
Wanted to spawn kill it but somebody in chat said oh, I got no nipples you should just do this
I listened and it was a mistake. I have an idea. I have an idea I
Have an idea I
Have an idea how many C4 is it take to explode that?
Chat how many C4 does it take?
I
Is re
Call me a cash cow you jackass. Oh, I don't need a spot for that. Okay
All right, let's go blow that bitch up
The tanks are boring bro, we had a tank in the last playtest man and I'm gonna be honest
I didn't enjoy it.
Well, it's like it's just like getting I mean, I guess tanks are fun. I enjoy the tanks. It's just like
For me personally
By the time I get the tank
To the enemy lines
Everyone and their mom has rocket launchers and they're just beating the ever-living shit out of me
Take that for whatever you will
Yo, we're jumping out here, okay?
We're destroying their respawn tank.
Jump out here, jump out here.
I put it in my legs.
Where was that?
Where was that at?
over here right 600 pounds fell on them okay and as you can see now there is
multiple people watching this exact location okay and they also move the
car okay all right okay what a joy what a joy all right to the next quest
Uh, Remsturba, yeah.
We have lost an incredible amount of money.
An incredible amount.
Where are we?
Is this guy repairing this?
I will jump in with him.
What if I stole it?
Oh, I can't. Fuck.
Come on, boys! Come on!
Let us in! Let us in!
Don't do it don't do it you've seen something like this close quarter combat
It's like a shank.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
You're gonna send me with a C4 room?
Don't do it, bros.
I'll whack you inside the head with this.
I'm gonna do it.
Listen, boys, we got this shit.
Can we all just parachute on the fucking tank?
Oh fuck!
What was that?
Oh, we're the fucking hammers.
I'm really gonna have to sneak her out, alright?
Listen, we see that tank, we destroy that tank, okay?
We got this.
Lock it, boys!
Got a shotgun.
I'm gonna do it.
Don't do it!
Don't do it!
I'm a cosy snout.
I forgot to put a site on my AK.
Alright, we should go here, we should go here, we should go here, go, go, go, go,
oh!
It can't, it can't get worse.
It can't.
it can't it can't guys who said go go go what the hell are we doing lock it let's
go to the zone oh shit
We're not doing very good at this.
I got a stick.
I'm attentive.
I'm gonna get it.
Keep moving!
Keep moving!
We gotta get to the zone!
Doing fine.
Everything's fine.
Fuck yeah, oh fuck yeah
Oh, yeah.
Oh, oh.
Take that first.
Where these guys at?
Right here.
There's one.
Fuck.
They have so many red and blue.
Fuck.
We have so many red in position.
Can we go for the C4 player?
Just throw it into the building?
Behind that bus. Fuck this!
Oh shit.
do I have smokes? I got rid of my smokes, shit!
this fucking jackass over here
oh my gosh, we're getting naded to all hell
Oh, shit.
We have literally done a big circle and came right back to the same building we left.
Oh, that's an M4.
That's scary.
It's over here.
I don't know where exactly.
I wish I heard the M4, he's over there in those windows.
They guys, oh they got him, they got him.
You guys are just straight murdering everyone.
Sniper over here
What the fuck
What is Jackass go?
Where'd he move?
What?
I don't know where he went.
There's a sniper in the hills though. We are safe here and we're in the zone
Our teammate is literally in hell. I want to go look for the sniper. Oh
That's a free one. Yeah, yeah, yeah pull that parachute
Holy hell brother what are you wearing?
Motherfucker bro
Well, I wanted to kill the sniper and now the sniper wants to kill me.
Not good.
I do not miss every bullet!
Oh, is this guy wearing a fucking ghillie?
There he is.
He is wearing a fucking ghillie.
Up in the trees, let's go.
He's ghillie.
He's ghillie behind this rock, right in front.
You kept moving.
are you a you bastard
is this him? I don't know
yeah this is him little
find a second in front of us
did you get him?
I killed one sniper yeah
oh sorry
good work these little bastards out here
is he still alive? is he still sitting right here? no he gave up of course he did! he's a coward!
yeah, there you go, should I get the fucking S.V.
that's insane this guy has been doing nothing but sniping
nothing but sitting and sniping, yeah
nasty bastard
Alright, let's get out of here.
The Mosin makes sniping so much fun.
Mosin man, take me by the hand, make me understand.
Yo Bob, thank you for the gifted man, Panic and Bowls, thank you for the father!
WC the Chap, brother, sons, I appreciate you guys, man.
Don't know how you get the camos. How do you get the camos?
You're the adult version of Saturday morning
Not good
Yeah part her herd
Holy fuck
Yo, it'd be super cool if they gave us gold bars for all the money or whatever the fuck from this playtest that doesn't sound good
Hope right above us right above us right above us right above us look up look up look up. Hey bitch
Yo, you should fire that helicopter pilot
So I would never crash my team like that
Isn't that right boys game worth getting it like that. Yeah, sure unbelievable. I would never do that
Oh not good he's in the bushes boys give me a second good morning
Oh
That baby
Yes
Love you
Why can't I- Okay, war dogs, listen to the words I'm gonna fucking say.
Please, for the love of God, let me keep on drag.
I am begging you.
Let me keep on drag.
I'm begging.
I'm on my hands and knees.
Lord!
Let me keep on drag.
Damn it!
I so much to try to drag somebody and try to scroll the fucking wheel like I'm
caressing a nipple trying to get the right guy.
Damn it!
Grenade!
Oh it wasn't a grenade, everything's fine.
Shit!
I
Okay, bitch
I hit him with a C4 he tried to kill me. I didn't want to see more
Run for your fucking life
Oh
Why are we here?
Damn it
Yeah, let me remember the tanks weak spots when it's turning towards me breathing heavy with a shirt off
Okay, I thought I was gonna die. I just wanted to get the C4s off. I still got one. I thought I threw four of them
He's close to me close to me right side there he is
Fuck you eggs and bacon fuck you
Fuck you eggs and bacon your eggs and bacon are shit. I bet you put pepper on them
oh thank you you put pepper on your eggs and bacon you're sick bastards
underneath us just jumped in
I got a fire away back down
That direction to your right
Broke last on the right
There's a fucking thousand of them
Oh shit
Gonna be okay
hey thanks Hunter appreciate you man no problem bro
is that another fucking alley
alright come here bitch pussy where are you
he actually is wearing tier 3 armor no doubt push him
He's low.
No.
Fuck it.
Get up.
Stack up.
I'm just awesome at shooting.
Where you at, you bitch?
He's behind the rock!
Nice!
Fuck you!
Fuck it.
It's all his body in the water.
No, it's not.
I'm out.
What's up, you little piece of shit?
Huh?
What's up?
How's these balls taste?
Fuck you, scumby.
Fuck you, Chubby. Fuck you. How's these dad's balls taste? Huh? Huh?
Be still in the morning!
You salty? You salty? Salty?
Mmm. I'll wash my hands. Give me a second.
Watch out, watch out. Sniper, sniper.
Oh, this guy has a helmet and armor. I'm done with that.
That's me. That's slammed. I know that's slammed.
Fuck you.
Yeah, sorry, bud.
Let's keep moving.
Fuck you, Scoob. Fuck you.
Rip apart everything. Take it all.
Oh, I just threw a C4. Everybody watch out.
Let's get out of here.
Is that smoke still going? Holy fuck.
Dude, the smokes are crazy.
Yeah, they're so vicious, that's for real.
Hell, they're dropping people off! Drinkly and Frank!
Shit, they got out.
Yeah, let's move to the circle. Move to the circle.
There's a couple people on the right, yeah, in that tower.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go.
Let's try and get to the train yard.
Yo, what's up, soldier?
With us.
Courage, with us.
There's a bunch of them in the tower.
Fuck them.
They can sit in the tower all day.
We'll go win the game.
Fuck yeah, I killed one of them just to sit in that.
Yeah, yeah.
Being a bastard.
Yep, they're going to have to hopefully win that.
We're gonna get to that zone. Hold it down.
Yeah, it doesn't sound good in there.
Good morning Turkey.
Good morning Turkey.
Hi baby.
Oh, he's a good boy.
Easy, yeez.
Oh, shit.
How are you alive?
How are you alive?
Oh, you! Oh!
I
Go job boys, let's get to that zone
I
Feel so good boss get him up get him up get him up
Nice repacking bags get to the zone
Oh
Yeah, we got a move we got a move we got a move
I
Think I'd more see for if you still have a remote trigger I do I do
To the right on that wall. I thought I just saw somebody careful
No, we're good let's take over these houses
knock knock we're good we're good what the f**k
I got the seat for blinding oh nice thank you
All right, we gotta move out
Wait, Hallie. Oh, it's our Hallie. Fuck. Yeah. Oh
Shit, they're all dead. They're yep. They're all dead. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Let's keep moving
What? Who the hell's that guy?
I smoked him, he's dead, he's dead.
Oh!
Keep moving!
Sniper!
We gotta get in the wall, get in the wall.
Yep, yep, yep.
Oh!
Definitely didn't hit the same place twice.
This fucking tank!
Eeeeeeww!
Thank you, boys.
They'll never shoot the same place twice.
Taaaaaaank!
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
Listen, boys!
Listen, boys, the tank is close!
We're gonna need decoys! I need a couple people to run out!
And I'll try and get the C4s on!
Oh, there's also people with guns. Not good.
It didn't work! Guys, it didn't work!
It didn't... Guys, the plan didn't work.
well tanks aren't that bad if you have rockets i think i think rpgs are
definitely the way seampores fucking useless
I think it's a reset boys.
I'll see you on the other side.
Let's grab rockets.
Let's grab rockets.
Let's grab rockets.
Yeah, I'll link up with all the boys after this game.
smokes you know the score fuck you all righty there's that there's that grab
some vandals there's that there's that yeah tell tell the boys I'll see them
After this game after this game, I'm already so far into it. I don't want to leave just yet
That's and then we'll go we have loose ammo we do
I'll go another stack of loose
Ooh, I can get a suppressor on this John let me try that out
Wait, can I literally not run?
Wait am I so heavy I can't run
What happened
Is it the parachute, maybe yeah, I think the parachute
I can hold a rocket for you okay you want me to fly with this shit boys this is the
first time I've ever drove this motherfucker okay that's all you guys I'ma go with the
other heli pick me up pick me up pick me up pick me up pick me up good luck in that
You guys will be just fine
I am not flying in that heli. Fuck that shit
Man, isn't that fat think about 23 months. I'll make sure I slide you the hundred later
Thank you so much for the 14, 2, 2, burn, jab, deck, and dutch.
Thank you guys, man.
Oh, thank you.
I do not want to apply in that alley.
Yo, we have been supplying this drill for so long, and there's so many people in there.
Why haven't we pulled it?
Oh, we can. We're pulling zone.
Speaking of the devil speaking of the devil. Let's drop here. Let's drop here and just fight here and we'll move with it. Actually
All right. Yeah, yeah drop here drop here. We'll go to the town after
We're gonna die if we go outside
Try yeah, just right over it. Thank you, bro. All right, I'm going
You guys are the true heroes of this game. The fob. The fob. Do I have any anti-air that
needs operated
yo Miller to the right to the right
there's a heli
slammer
Miller heli coming in
They're jumping out of the sky over there.
Yeah, I've seen that.
Hold on, Sam.
Bill, are you building a SAM site?
Oh my gosh, you're a beast.
Oh, shit.
Do you even know how to do it?
Yeah, dude, with a hammer.
Oh, I felt.
I'm down.
Fuck you!
They're sniping from a lot too t-
Yeah, they are good thing it's Helen Keller boys. He can't hit shit
Look at that. I'm not even scared watch this. I'm gonna dodge this like the matrix
Yeah, sure here's this this and this
All right, you let me know when you need another ammo
No problem no problem right there hit that that helly
Yep, I don't have a red someone resin
body block body what the fuck you know I think someone might have broke your
spine
that's what I'm saying I'm seeing Michael Jackson over here
ah dude that's crazy
hee hee hee
just so you know this mad glass is a mother fucker so just be mindful
hee hee hee hee
this is great this is great
Well by the time we get this built I have a feeling it's gonna be yes all right
Call out Heli's voice. Oh, please God. Oh my God. Oh my
Help me
We need mortars on that mortar!
Oh, somebody hit me with a bandage, please.
Oh, shit.
he fell over yep thank you so much
yo somebody look at the fucking tree line 195 he's over there jerking
himself off in the trees
Oh, damn it! Motherfucker! Your mother is a trash can.
All right, let's get out of here
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
They have more patience than us.
Let's go take this own boys.
Bob team, have a great rest of your day.
We're gonna go and get this circle.
Oh, they're all dead.
All right, bye Bob team.
Let's go assault team.
Oh my gosh, Jesus is in a tank look at that Wow
I don't know you know the real the real soldiers of the war is the fob the people who have the
patience to sit in that fob while getting mortared and sniped and continue to try and
build and win the game, like, dude those are the real people of the team.
Whoever you are, I know we got a couple of you in chat, I hope you are always on my team.
Always.
There's a guy in here.
I have nades.
Fuck.
I have rockets.
I don't even need
It's moving now we're getting right here just hold here it's moving in dust yep that'll happen
right above right above hey russ cop you bitch pussy we're coming
Don't you run, don't you run!
He's in the corner!
Slam him! Yeah! Fuck you!
Well, well, well. Hey, you'll be back on a losing team. Hey, listen, Raskov, you still here?
Fuck the Bungulators. Join the winning squad. Join the red team. Pledge allegiance to the red team.
do it do it join us oh I don't think you wanted to join us I'm gonna try this
in four out
even more five five nine whatever left over yeah on the here you go on the
ground for five there's two stacks for you
Holy shit this guy was murdering people
The galil claps oh
Shit we got moved his own boys
They pulled it again these bastards.
Damn it.
Logistics wins, Wolves.
Amen, bro, amen.
Oh, fuck, there's a tank ahead
and I don't have my rocket launcher.
There's a tank coming, we gotta move, we gotta move.
and for this is my first time with the in four this site is crazy cool
no helmet what oh no no pistol sorry
Sorry, boss!
Well, it's RustConf, not good!
Hold it down!
He really did come back and fuck me up, huh?
Holy shit.
Dude, that guy is unbelievable.
Is that number one?
No.
He's really good though
Bro this one guy lone soldier, he's not throwing a native he's smart
Not good, not good
I can't see him. I can't see him. He's murdering the whole squad
He's murdering the whole squad.
Get off! Yes! We killed with numbers!
Kill him all!
Oh, he ran out of ammo.
Uh-oh, sniper.
Raskov, fuck you.
And the tank is coming to us again.
that guy's a beast yeah we got to move bad oh yeah tanks coming right towards
us we got to move we got to move we're all dead
got a run got a run oh okay
not good not good not good holy fuck
This this life has been a blender all the other lives. It's been fun. This one has been a fucking blender
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, we gotta try
Why are you all here you're not even playing the fucking sound you cock sucker
That's a whole green team in the middle of Bumpfuck Egypt!
Get him, Dak!
Get him!
I'm stuck under the train tracks, that's enjoyable.
You can't try to fucking find a deep-fivery, some shit.
Oh
Oh
What a joy I'll look here you
How lucky are you?
Alrighty, I want to run RPGs
But I feel like I can't run RPGs because if I run RPGs, I'm too heavy to move around
Like I legitimately can't move
So I just don't even want to but then again bro like
Dude that that motherfuckers coming after us every life. Do you want better like bandages?
Yo, I should probably what unlock them. No. Oh, I can't
I just gotta revive people
All right, I'll bring a bunch of revives
If you bandage other people, you'll get more money back
by bandaging...
Got you.
Got you, got you.
I bought ammo for that chain.
I need somebody to take it.
Oh, shit.
Who wants it?
I'm good.
They're just gonna fucking come after me.
Probably one of you.
Come on, come on.
I keep getting fucked.
You got it, you got it.
You guys...
I can drive, but I need a gunner.
There you go.
You two take it, you two take it.
Oh, is there a oh, you have the respawn are you taking the oh, no nevermind. Nevermind all right. I'll grab a heli
Okay, I
Just bought the wrong heli so bad anybody want up a good shooting now. They go ahead
Let's go boys
move out move out tank let's go this one's all full there's that idea let me
uh I'll unlock this telling for you guys it has gunners on it if you want to try
and use it but it's a bitch
there you go thank you no problem
25,000 I've lost so much buddy. Oh, you cocksucker
Hey, that's my alley. Thank you. Thank you
Have a good one. We'll see you out there
Dude that guy almost that guy could have 100% robbed my ass
All right, all right one good hold and we got a counter tank which is nice look
We're going in in style, boys! Lock in!
All right, you just tell us where.
Yes, sir.
Just make sure we're high enough this time.
You got it.
It's pulling towards that fucking green drill again.
Let's go right here in these crates go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
go go go go
I fucking died we all died fuck
Wait we might have some more help bro they have anti air that just killed all of us
We have nobody boys were fucked were fucked we're gonna have to reset we're gonna have to reset
We're gonna we're gonna have we're gonna have to reset. I'm so sorry for all this
I can try and come back in the oldest day down, but I think we're fucked
I'm fucking pissed bro. I'm fucking pissed. I'm fucking pissed bro, bro that green team is bitchless
You fucking losers. I hate you and everything you love
Okay, listen to my defense I didn't think John Wick was on anti air in the green fucking tower
My god, let's go boys
Thank you, oh
Thank you. Oh, I got breakfast chat. I got breakfast. I love you woman
Okay, that was a little weird. That was a little weird to get over that hill, but I think I got it.
I'm surprised I didn't just put a bullet in your brain.
We're gonna have to jump out.
We're gonna have to jump out soon boys. We're gonna get anti-air it again.
Oh, we're all dead again. We're all fucking dead.
C'mon!
Lift, lift, lift!
These ones!
Oh, oh fuck. Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
fuck that guy fuck that guy fuck that guy i ain't going over there fuck that guy fuck
okay I love you but fuck you I love you but fuck you oh my gosh and it's actively
moving away from me what a delight what a sweet treat this is fantastic oh wow
wow okay good to see you too good to see you too good to see you too thank you
Thank you so much for that bullet to the side of my head.
Thank you so much.
RUN!
Oh, what?
That'll happen.
I-I-I think someone just jumped behind me to try and kill me.
Yup, there he is.
Oh, it's a different guy, but there's also someone just kamikaze that fucking helicopter
so he can come and spank my ass.
I think I just knocked his ass.
Oh shit
WOOOOOOAAAHHH
I'm dead
Oh baby
This is our home now, we live here.
Calorie
Honestly, worth it.
Honestly, worth it.
Honestly, don't regret my decisions.
Um.
Yo, that might actually be a good idea.
Yo, that might actually be fun as shit.
Jack, do we do a run where we only stay at the fob the entire game?
Because you have to think.
If we are at the fob, typically the fob, people don't really like go to, but if we're
there people you build it they will come what if we
thinking of ice cream aren't you I have a chocolate fudge
love this song this song only means it's gonna be a great day there's no way
we die
hello love you
Who ever said earthquake in Japan, fuck you!
Where the fuck are we?
To the fob!
Logistics wins wars!
Holy shit!
Whoever's the logistic manager here, you're a beast!
I love you, Aggie!
Don't worry guys, I got this
Reloading
How do I get out of this?
Let's go!
Red team!
Fuck the green team!
Also, wherever you drive in that tank, you're mom's a hoe.
Do that say I made $20?
No, 1.7k?
Hmm.
Okay.
Call the troops.
the troops. Call the troops. So who's all on right now? It's Landmark and Samfony.
Mm-mm
Nick and Tim don't stream on the weekends
I'ma be honest we don't we got a treasure
Every second we get to play with Nick for the next
Six months eight months however long it takes to spit out a baby. I mean bro. He's having number three, bro
number three infam dude this gonna be a refugee for all of you motherfuckers we
thought he was hardly around with two babies he's about to have three babies
and the oldest is about to start football oh we're five
Honestly, it's selfish, you know?
Like, how dare you enjoy hanging out and being with your family?
Truly, you know?
What in the fuck is that?
Get out of here!
That is not our mascot!
No it is not!
Slander!
Slander from the green team!
Uh, good morning, gentlemen!
Good morning!
Good morning!
Good morning. No big deal. Just winning games winning games. Oh, yeah. Hey, you guys want to join join my discord Chad gamers
Yeah, let's have it right
All right, join. Yeah. Yeah. I got it
Just join any channel I drive oh
Yeah, you have
Yeah, I don't know
As much as I love playing with 20 people having 20 people to discord is a little
Yeah, yesterday was actually frying my entire brain
I told myself I very much would rather play war dogs with like three to five people max than with
35 fucking people because it's literal erades
Yeah, and you could do way more way more like team play to
Yeah, you get like three or four guys and you could you could really play off of each other when you have 20
Everyone's kind of doing their own thing
Yeah, it's like there's so much. There's so much going on. It's impossible to get anything to happen
Yeah
Read I'm at 98 right now gentlemen, and I'll be ready. Yeah, you're all good. I'm just yapping and we got this
Oh, yeah, I can I can hop out this game whenever
I'm married to it
Jack are you ready now or not?
that. It's one story and we're
not leaving. Once we're in we're
in. Have you and Pina never
considered playing rainbow six
each me and Nick played our six
are six is fun bro. Our six is
It's a literal study of you tiny
You know and in order to get to a point where it's not a skill issue
We're gonna have to throw thousands of hours into it, you know, I
Feel like if our six came out tomorrow
I'd play it every day like if it no one's played it people didn't have 20,000 hours in it
It came out as a brand new game tomorrow and I feel like I'm talking for a lot of people in here
We would all play it's like right there up our alleys of like this is a sick competitive shooter
We're so far behind. It's hard to
It's hard to like what?
Get my ass
Destroyed for my K. I'm gonna go. Yes. I'm not AFK. I'm here. I'm here, but go piss. You're good
Watch I like the tank if you want to run a tank fuck yeah
I'm about to be level
I'm about to be level 20 flying, which I think I don't know if that's the rocket
Hell yeah, rocket. Helly or if that's the gunners on the side. Helly. I don't think I'm gonna be able to get the
Yeah, get the rocket first and you get the rocket first. Isn't the rocket. Helly worse though than the other Helen
Oh, I don't know about that. I died to the rocket. Helly. I feel like more than the other one
Mmm. I know it blows up vehicles the most but people aren't really running vehicles.
No, I could just terrorize fobs.
Oh, dude, Trout is disgusting with the minigun, hell, I agree.
Oh
So much better bro. Oh my god, you've emptied out the small norwegian lizard
Bro, I wouldn't call it
The miniature get-go the old spitting salamander
That was a full two-hour game I needed that
I'm ready. My first game is
I don't think Jack's ready.
We do need our base builder.
Bro, I love running the RPG,
but it is so hard to use it,
utilize it, you know?
The RPG?
Yeah.
Unless they're pretty close to you,
you can't hit them very much.
and like with a tank bro or a respawn beacon it takes more than three rockets
and if you have three rockets on you you can't even fucking run all you can do is
walk shit's heavy as fuck yeah really heavy I mean dude you're carrying all
that extra loot and wait jack said jack said he wants to join I think all
right get him in there he's got this discord on the joint channel I'll
Dragon Chad gamers, right?
He said one minute, okay
Yeah, I think hitting the back of the tank is definitely more
Damage
It is and you destroy the fuel and they start leaking fuel. Oh
Wow
So you gave you fuel. I think if you damage the tank like from the rear
the tank and the fuel tank they just slowly run out of gas and then I
Okay
I just I don't if this if the full game was out I would like on the 10th
I'm going to do nothing but fly hellies until I give the attack chopper I
Want that shit so bad. Oh, yeah, yeah
What is this that's at this tomorrow right tomorrow? Yeah, it's tomorrow night
I'm into
Chat said it was late tomorrow night. I'm about to go send war dogs dick pics just to just let the playtest keep going
Let it keep going till the 10th pocket. You should it
You should have like threatened to send them dick pics if they don't extend it
Why are you saying that like it's a bad thing Tony?
I think that they'd be honoured to see it, personally, personally.
Welcome in, welcome in.
Oh, I tried to do a titty sweat.
You give a towel next to the table, like and just wipe the titty sweat when you're streaming
or what?
Are you fucking serious?
I was at dinner last night, looking at my fiance's eyes.
We were sharing some bouquetini with a little pasta dish.
Yeah, WW choice of pasta.
And while I was like, thank you, thank you.
And while I was like kind of spinning the noodle,
I just like, I just did that damn chair a long time
each day.
What's he doing with his titty sweat?
You were twirling noodles and thinking
about Hutch's titty sweat.
Hey, you know for sure.
Courage was watching the stream earlier and saw me bust
some dance moves.
Go ahead.
Did you see it?
I did it.
What I watched.
Yeah, there it is.
You were screaming about some guy in a room in a building, and you were like, I'm coming
to get you.
They tried to recruit him to PNAS.
After he killed me, after he killed me, and everybody was like, you know what, if you
got looked at all really quick, at all, at this gold exchange thing at the top right,
because I know we're waiting for Symphony.
Yes.
Fascinating to me.
So they explained it to me.
So the gold exchange, from what I understand, the game will be going through like wipes,
like Tarkov, and currency that you have will be converted into gold.
And you can also invest in gold.
So let's say you're an early grinder on Wardogs and you invest in gold early.
Well, your gold bars will be worth more because the gold, I believe, is what is
exchanged for skins.
Yeah, it makes sense and there's only a certain amount of supply of them, I think
And it's
You have a player who's got and I'm gonna queue whenever you have a player who's got like
2.5 million cash and nothing else to do boom go buy some gold bars
And then they put dope skins in this in this market. That'd be good imagine. I think that would be
Yeah, you can buy skins right now. I gotta invest in my games and in real life. Good Lord
I got you buy you can buy the middle finger emote right now for five gold bars
If you have a million if you have a million extra coins, then you actually yeah, the book the systems fully working if you click black market
They have skins now. Where is the black market alpha?
Already gold bars for the day came
Right now so to put a perspective for the stream if you want to buy that AK that AK
It costs about 7.5 million cash in gold bars here. That's insane
They could put some dope stuff in that bro all the you know part of me thinks that you might make money faster
Like late game when people have more vehicles and stuff hundred percent and they're running more expensive kids
Cuz I think you get more money for killing like more geared guys. I don't know
I told a guy yesterday and got 11,000 from one kill
Yeah, well, I think it also factors like revenge there. Maybe they're gear if they're on a kill streak or something
I think it matters
I got 12 or 13,000 from blowing up the spawn tank when I was running the tank last night. Oh, yeah
blowing up
Any vehicle any vehicle and I had I'd say yesterday I had one mortar shot that made me like 22k
because I like blew up their spawn vehicle blew up an artillery with it
right next to it or mortar next to it oh three people chat saying it for sure
counts gear costs yeah yeah when people unlock more stuff they're gonna be
buying all right are we ready boys are getting rich off killing us let's do it
oh that's a whole lot buddy then I oh I finally got the med pack by the way
Yes, it is nice dude. You get a hundred. Yes, it's nice already
We really don't have many options here
So we have two choices. We can do it a fresh server
But then you I mean you guys know how that goes or we join a already established server
And we're willing to wait in a queue, but then we have to it's gonna be hard
There's only four of us so
That's what I'm thinking. We're pretty adept at this
So I feel like I think if we get in something that's like kind of sort of full
There's none of those right now. Oh found one join up was
Go go go go go go go. Oh
Yeah, it's perfect. Yeah, this is this is right on the money
Bro that peanut peeking the new mapping was hysterical by the way. Oh my I didn't actually see what happened
There's just in the game.
I think what happened Mason is he got access to his own server and those custom servers
had access.
He's like the first one, right?
And those custom servers had access to the new maps on September 10th.
So it was going through his rotation and it just popped up that they could go into
the new map and they loaded into it.
The game started at like two to two and then the devs shut it down and then the
next game the devs put a message on peanut screen that was like you're gonna
die now and they like executed the helicopter pilot flight piloting his
helicopter and like eight of them died in front hey today we're watching like
instant shut it down that quick yeah for sure I don't blame them yeah they're
like that is a world reveal of our new map yeah red dean so how much as any
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Yeah, there was like, yeah, there was like...
Well, does anyone want a tank? Does anyone want to tank it with me?
I never tanked.
I just bought this 10k health.
Oh, bro, I had someone using a tank in my last game. That shit was kind of insane.
Yeah, I mean as well.
I don't think, can you pull it out early?
So?
I think it's like with the other healthy, it's like 20 minutes until you can pull it out.
Oh, wait, really?
Yeah.
No, I just bought it.
Well, two months ago, the tank with your boy.
Holy shit.
I bought it.
Should I bring it?
Should I bring shit?
I don't know.
I don't know.
We're gonna need fuel.
come on and boys make sure you got your parachutes right sorry that'll happen
I got a drill.
I'll take a drill, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, brother.
Hurry up, boys. Get the zone first.
I'll buy a shit ton of ammo.
I got a file for the tank.
Five more spots.
Three more.
I'll fly over tower five.
You want me to bring you a bunch of building supplies as well?
The fuel is in this thing, right?
All right, I'll go I'll go building supplies first and then what ammo or fuel
Gotcha, bro, let's get it boys
If anybody wants to build, go and turn my group.
You have perfect timing, what?
No, sir.
Good morning, good morning.
Alright, we're just going to fly over to tower 5, alright?
Oh, you said, oh, they want 5.
Roger, Roger.
of courage that we're building there so we have to restart one.
Alright tower five guys go ahead.
Alright everybody else to play over to the zone. Oh yeah this is good here Paulie go
ahead.
Jump Paulie!
They're contesting it.
This is what I say, ohhhh.
All right, I say we unlock the,
the Heli with the Rockets.
Oh, Rampage Jackson just got on.
We unlocked the Heli with the Rockets
and we tried this game, yeah?
Tower 5 landmark is going to be a huge fight there.
Copy that, rubber ducky, and route to Tower 5.
We're bringing the heavy metal.
Hell yeah.
also our team is two times.
Like, love it.
He's so low in the tank though.
Oh, no.
He's not in a regular tank.
He's in a, uh, he's in the tank.
The artillery?
The artillery tank, yep.
What?
Is he an artillery tank?
Yeah.
How the hell is that thing?
It's, uh, a mobile mortar.
A giant mortar cannon on it.
Yeah, it's a mobile mortar.
It's got a morty as well.
it's actually really cool too
one of those games yesterday
you guys were all like gun up the whole game
and I was just mortaring when Nick was marking
I finished with the same amount of kills with some of the gun up people
I had like 21 mortar pills
Holy shit
Promp
What up good morning
Wow, these guys build fast, holy shit.
Oh yeah, this is gonna be a competitive game.
Everybody who knows what they're doing, it seems like.
Hutch on pilot, he's gonna bring us fuel.
Oh my God, this is so bad.
What is it, what is it?
I'm saying if we need gas, you're gonna bring gas.
Anything you need, gas, re-up on ammo, repairs,
you just let me know, I'll drop it to you guys.
Oh, our team has to repair us now already.
I can bring you a crate with wrenches and drills
so you can repair the tank.
Yeah, we got drills on us.
Actually, I don't have a drill on me.
I bought the drill with two high-powered batteries as well.
Oh, I'm just swapping the batteries.
Butch, you're a pimp! Sorry about last night I was drunk. It's all good, baby.
You can kinda see how the pace of the game is already changing with people learning.
They're doing three fobs down, multiple people running supplies.
It's kinda nuts.
Oh yeah, dude, there's gonna be community servers in this game where people are just
elite level at getting all this stuff and they're gonna do crazy base builds and shit.
Yeah.
See what I mean?
No, it's gonna be insane.
Next!
We have hot zone, alright we're in it, I'm going to just keep charging forward or kind
hover I mean we can wait for where the enemy is here I mean if anything they'll
maybe be like out here over that cliff
yeah yeah yeah lock your squad much are you gonna yeah I will soon I'm just
Resupply in this I'll do it on my next drive by Mason. Where are you at?
I'm close to
Tower five tower five on the hill
to the
192 full group like eight people over there Tony
192 on that hill to our left them courage
Just watch the elevation with the gun. I can't aim up like down very much
I think I can get us right through here. I
I love you bitch!
I'm spinning the gun, there we go.
Do you see the blue one on the mini-map?
Yes.
It's going to be awkward though, they're going to be up in this hill.
They're ever shooting a gun.
Back up, back up and take a sip over here.
This way?
Yeah, I hear them.
Yep.
Holds into it then, alright?
Yeah, straight ahead.
I think we can sneak through here, we'll see.
Get to the left, to the left, to the left, right at the back of this building, see right over the wall.
Nice.
Kill them?
Nice.
Shot them through the fence.
Remember, too, my perspective is a lot lower than yours.
Yep.
All to the left on that hill.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm moving with you guys on track.
Helly flying over there.
I'm gonna, I'll drop off building supplies and I'll uh, here I'm gonna-
You wanna go into these hills?
You wanna go into these hills?
Yeah, uh, yeah.
Listen boys, boys, boys, join groups so I can mark them from Helly for you.
Group open.
I'm gonna go into these hills.
You wanna go into these hills?
I'm going into these hills.
There's so many of them.
There's a lot of them in the hills.
I'm coming over and I'll just, I'll mark them.
Lost that tree?
Yep.
Ah fuck!
Ah!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry, you're good. You're good. Sorry
About this right guy still
I'm gonna get you around this tree. Sorry first-time driver. Yeah, maybe we stay on the woods cuz it sucks
Yeah, I'm gonna get us to this field right here. See this. Yep, like this parking lot area
Okay, can I?
Yep, he's gonna it's hard to tell what direction they're facing on the map
All right big Kelly just dropped them right there on pink right there on pink
There's also players in lumber that guy just died I'm looking
Nice
I'm looking
Right here on that pain on that pain
Another one same spot on that pain move the gun
Yep, yep, yep inside that barn currently
Okay, I gotta go around this way. Sorry. This is so
Yeah, we get it I say we just stay like on the roads and hold on
You want to go back correct this way or on this little road to the left? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Well, maybe I get this helly way. Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop stop stop. Stop me. Stop me
Oh fuck it's not reloaded no
Okay, go go go. I'm gonna go this way. It takes a while to reload the main gun. I'm coming back
I'm hovering
Oh
I saw that I saw that so close
Actually toward right here
Check like the back of these buildings. All right, you guys have people moving in from church, but I don't see him
I just know that they got dropped off over there
Yeah, I'm getting shot from there's people on this on this tower if you get angles on that
All right, I'm gonna grab more resources. I'll be back
Around here
You want to go a little bit towards that tower I see hops on it our back. Yeah, we can check it out
Chad how's the music is it too loud?
Shops on the left. Yeah, good. Okay
Yeah.
I see him, I see him, he's right here.
Yo, they have a tank, look at the kill feed, look at the kill feed, big tank, big tank.
Oh shit.
Oh, we might have ourselves a battle then.
I'm going to get eyes on them for you guys.
I'm going to go to the left.
Yeah, I just can't see there.
You want me to go up there?
Yeah, fuck it.
Yeah, why not?
Yeah, why not?
Whipping a UAE, sorry it's gonna be awkward.
Here we go, we're going up.
He's right over the sledge, right over the sledge.
Yeah, I think there's two.
You should be able to aim towards him now, right in front of him.
I can't aim in the middle of the tree.
No, I can't.
Sorry, we're over trying to mortar, I'm just gonna move him to move.
You might wanna get out of here.
Hey, do me a favor if you guys can float around tower 5 I'm gonna be bringing the respawn okay
Yeah, we're here tower 5. All right, cool. I'm coming over here
Oh my god
I
Can't aim I can't back up back up back up back up back up
Trim it up trim it up trim it up
Adam got him. Are you got it? Oh, that was so fucking close to that tank
Now we take respawn beacon back
there too. You good at this angle right now? Yeah, perfect. They're not peaking any more,
they're afraid. Keep moving.
Are you gonna work up to that tower? We can help you get up to Mason. He's up there, but
there's like two guys up there. Look around last deal. I'm gonna start working the bottom.
Yep, smoke us.
You want me to go right up to the tower?
Or is that a little bit too in?
We don't want to get too close,
because then we can't, yeah.
We don't want to be right up on people.
That was cool.
Woo!
All right, we're almost there.
Good here, that's perfect, that's perfect.
openings. Fuck yeah boys. Oh my gosh bro we are on the way.
Close right on this very close right very close right behind me.
Yep yep yep I'm gonna reload the gun. Oh my god this flank coming over.
Oh my god
On here on this truck
I'm trying I'm trying I'm trying all in here boys all in here. Yeah, we got fucked up. They got RPGs. They got RPGs
I think we might be back up like behind us
Yes, yes, yes, yes right here right here right here. We should be good. Okay. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get out repair, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I can do that. I can do that. I'm defense too if you go down
But why can't I loot them? Never done this to give me a sec. I
Think you have to get the front of the army
On tower five Sam on tower five there everywhere. We got we got sim over there, so
That was insane that's why in that quarter if we fall the ass they were all gonna be spring after the hot zone
I'm just borrowing. I'm just borrowing
Yep, you want to go right there and help them
I almost had it wait he's coming down. Hey, I'm bringing your gun back
Here you go.
Guns on the ground for you, Polo.
There's people on that, though.
That's full of guys.
Guns on the ground.
We're trying to get to an angle.
Wait a minute.
Oh, behind us, there you go.
Go to the right.
He made it to the right.
Oh, that's the Rocket Bird.
No, fuck.
Oh, we're fucked.
We're fucked.
I can't even drive.
I can't drive.
We're sitting down.
Holy please.
Oh, my god.
Oh, no, are you guys dead?
Are you just an average Rocket Bird?
I can't hear anything, because these two.
It's motherfucker! What the f***!
F*** it!
I should have just stopped, I was just trying to get the ammo man.
Motherf***er, bro.
Yeah, we're wiped, poor, wiped, poor, wiped, poor, wiped.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got greedy. I should have just, I should have just grabbed the gun and just fought.
F***!
I'm pissing myself.
I'm pissing myself!
I need to make sure I have a gun at all times I got to make sure I have a gun at all times
In case that situation arises I want to be able to have my shit
We need to make sure we have medical stuff we all have all that
I thought I was fucking trippin.
If you start playing up here and disappear out in thin air.
Spots.
And then we go nades.
Good.
Alright.
I got the drone in the bushes.
Back up, back up, back up, back up.
Okay.
Alright.
Just go down.
Just go down.
Just go over here.
Can you read me?
Yes!
I can!
I can't, just go down, just go down, just go over here.
Can you read me?
Yes, I can!
I'm almost left.
Let's teammate, let's teammate, let's teammate.
Hang him up.
He's down there so many times.
There's a big one.
I'm not gonna check it.
Alright, check.
Let's keep rocking.
There she is.
Where are we right now?
34?
Not bad.
I want to see the game.
I'm not gonna see the game.
I'm not gonna see the game.
I'm not gonna see the game.
I'm not gonna see the game.
I'm not gonna see the game.
I'm not gonna see the game.
I want to just make sure that the fob is supplied with ammo and then we're good.
They're dead. Okay. You're good squad only just make it squatted
I'm out of fucked up. I might have just made it full lock, but you might need to swap in a sec. Oh
I'll see you go hold on any repairs done. Oh
I'm a squad only a nice
I don't want to like charge throw with a front plate after. Yes
I'm looking for you guys
All right, I'm in
Wait, is that not a- Oh, that is our vehicle, okay.
Where are we? Vehicle ahead of vehicle? Uh...
I see, I see.
Right here!
I'm keeping eyes on him.
Still moving.
Yeah, it's just a truck. He's gone.
No, he's not gone! He's not gone! Right behind the building! He's still there!
You want me to charge you out of it or go to-
Right here!
I'll go right.
No, cause we can pinch hot zone. We can pinch hot zone from it.
Okay, yeah, go fuck it.
Yo, I'm leaving!
See my foot, go into the building! See my foot, go into the building!
left building yes it just ran across it's gonna be in the red building yeah
you have another one on that gate shoot that gate right there right there
he's right good shit that's good sir
above directly above us now no that's me that's me
One hundred percent another heli
Right on you
The two are left to another's a teammate
This how we might come in sitting still reloading reloading fuck reloading another shot heli drop it in
and drops the whole group, the whole group.
Right here, right here, right here.
I'm keeping eyes on him for you.
I'm keeping eyes on him for you.
We're on the top here, we're taking over the top.
Sim, Sim, turn around, look at those pings, Sim.
Look at those pings, right there.
Full team, moving across the street.
One's on that side of the fish now.
On that lumber, there's more on the backside.
Two here, two here on that ping.
You have angles on that?
Yep, yep.
Pull up this way.
Helly!
Look up!
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Right there, still.
Right there.
Two of them.
I'm pushing it.
I'm pushing it.
Yeah, two of them.
He's not looking at you.
Wait, he might...
Yeah, right on there.
There's got to be a little bit.
Boom.
Right there.
Now, that's one.
Hold right, hold right, Sim.
Hold right.
Right there.
See you later, bitch!
I took him out.
I took him out.
He hit me, but his blades broke.
We'll spend a lot your fucking lot. Holy shit behind us
Him across the road across road just right to left on that building in those bushes. I think straight ahead
Yeah, I'm a burn I'll let you know where they are
He's right in this building right in this building
He's inside
I got a girl to get out for us this guy
I'm gonna rest this guy landmark and then I gotta repair yeah, I might have heard us
I thought I had the machine gun I actually barrel stuff that guy with the time
I actually
Is that their home little bird little bird little bird
I'm losing it, I'm losing it!
beautiful beautiful
All right, well we know they have that
Sketchy sketchy sketchy sketchy
We're good
What up, baby
He's great right now.
No.
Yes.
We're doing great.
Get ready!
Thank you for the five gigging, baby!
Come on!
I'm back boys I'm back
TRUMP!
TRUMP!
TRUMP!
TRUMP!
TRUMP!
I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see him.
On this? Let's just leave him here.
I'm just going to leave him here.
I'll hit him. I'll hit him.
Got him. Got him. Got him.
We're going to run him over, dude.
Yeah, six.
Look at him. Look at him.
I'll be right above.
Sitting still. Sitting still.
Missed. I can't hit him.
I can't hit him. I can't hit him.
It's a rocket, man. Looks like...
He's on a mini smoke slide.
I
Want to get I can't see shit guys guys my screen. I'ma try and take them out
I'ma try and take them out. Oh, my
Still I'm a full kid
Is that two of them by the way?
Is that two rocket ellies?
Two rocket ellies.
Two rocket ellies.
Two rocket ellies to get us, dude.
I think the tank's gone now, right?
Yeah, it is.
It's gone.
It's gone.
Wait, Landmark, I just opened your stream.
How much money did you make?
How much did the tank cost you?
31K, but I bought a full loadout and the tank, so I was negative 40.
And I made 30.
That's what I said.
Jack, we're getting you up.
Nice, nice, nice.
Shit.
Rich no, yo, I love you to grab me love you to grab me load out
I'm up 51,000. Holy shit really shit. I just I couldn't get I couldn't get up
No, I drove you I made a pretty good money. I lost it. I lost it and I was I thought I could save it
I just couldn't
I'm all good. I got I got a rest. Yo bar. Thank you, bro. Thank you so much
No, no, I'm good. I'm gonna play this out. I'm gonna play this out. I'm good. Yo bar. I love you. Thank you
Like go here I
I'll jump on anti air there's gonna be a lot of rocket hellies oh wait is this can we get a repair on this
oh I see you I'm coming can we repair this anti air we need supplies fuck
Let me radio the guy. Hey, we're gonna need supplies at tower four. We need stuff to repair
Thank you. Hey supplies are coming supplies are coming
We're gonna need we're gonna need ammo as well
I'm like two boxes, just half of everything.
Yeah, sounds good. Bring him. I would say, yeah.
Okay, sounds good, sounds good.
These guys do it.
Fuck.
Not I can see why they wanted tower five this tower sucks because the church is right there
But dude do we have the church as well? Oh my this is this game's way over
Yes, rough angle, there's a rough angle.
Thank you boys, thank you. Oh, thank you boys. Thank you boys
Do you all need do you guys need anything else here I can have the guy bring it over
Okay, we need everything over at this tower you got it he's on his way with it
We have zone right now
We need we need counter it's mortars we need counter mortars that's coming from
Tower one or two it might be tower one
Why no hell each one come over here and drop people come on oh
We're fucking dead we're fucking dead we're dead we're dead we're dead we're dead
We're gonna die here
Uh-oh, oh
We're poor bro, we're bouncing the pools between places
Yo on your next drop maybe on your next drop maybe grab me
Look at this we're gonna bounce them so we're gonna bounce it from here to there
then we're gonna bounce it from here to there and we're just gonna keep sling
shot and back and forth this game's over and we even have the other two
drills this game is fucking over over over over over this game is whoo GGs
There's just nothing that they can do.
I honestly would be better for me to go with the rockets.
I need him to come pick me up.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, what's that?
I
Yeah, like bro
I don't like this thing, so grab me, grab me, grab me, grab me, go and take me to the
the other tower where the circle is I got no parachute
Shit.
Holy fuck.
Thank you!
Oh, okay.
Love it, love it.
My man, my man, my man!
I just, he hit me with a chopper after I landed.
Yeah, that'll happen, that'll happen.
He alive, let's go get Tony. Yo, I'm on my way to you guys right now.
Okay, bro, I just waited three minutes for the spawn truck just for it to say that it's not in the zone. Oh
You guys are far as fuck boys. Oh, yeah, dude, we've never we've never fully died on this tank rock
But we're still at where we were
Spawn truck is here. They're smoking each other
Then mark there might be
Yeah, I'm back out. There's a helly
I hear the fucking all around me.
Fuck you blue team, fuck you.
Oh my god, I'm up.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Oh shit.
Oh, I'm in the house, in the house, right above me, right above me.
Popped out on my body.
Go.
No ammo.
I literally have no ammo.
Did you get a good Stephen?
No, there's so many.
There's squadrons right here.
We're never gonna help each other because they're just spawning across the map.
Hey, that was a good life.
That was a good life.
Crush his life, crush his life, plus 75k.
Holy.
I mean I could buy another time you got 75k from one run
Should we do another time?
Will we get 65?
We buy that same load out
Maybe I buy like not as crazy of a load out with it
Have a great day like what really need a gun
I
Just causing us all the pain right here
Yo, Sam, you want to try and take this bitch? Yeah, I'm sitting it. Yeah, yeah up in the way that much up in the window
Left side
I just yeah
On the left side guy came over
No
I'm resetting resetting. We got it. They got to find us again. Oh true true. We're good
You got to unlock the rider for me?
Yep.
I got a bi-homo.
Okay.
Is that your first set?
Yeah.
Sam, did you reset?
Uh-huh.
Alrighty.
We can jump in this.
We'll go behind.
I want to take that tower.
Yeah, sorry.
Boys, would you guys get there in the tank?
Come and help us take tower one.
That's the green team.
They're just fucking us up.
Tower one.
Tower one.
Tower one.
I'm gonna go to the map.
I see.
Okay, we got one. We want to kill tower one.
Okay, sounds good. Yeah, we gotta take them out some bad
You trying to land behind and roll up on them or fly into the tower well the problem is it's like
Yeah, yeah, let's do that. Let's do that fly. We'll land behind and then run up on them
Let's just hope they're not holding it
I'm not gonna lie I need you to drive us at least a bit there this culvert hit
if you catch my drift. Yes.
Music! Music!
Go ahead. It's it's um zero to swath.
I'll be back. You're about to see a world record. I got a bidet too.
Yeah, I want in these houses let's go down let's go down let's go down go down go down go down go down go down
I
Holy what the fuck that's a show for a sec. Yeah on the hill
One day the second one
On this hill here, yeah, they're gonna I'm getting shot from far
Don't just disengage out here and go tower. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if we can this will be a lot pushing
Yeah, they're gonna push off that they're gonna push off that we're gonna have to hold this yeah
I want outside
Got one nice
There's up on the hill
That one up hill
There's also snipers across the map looking at us as well. Nice. I'm healing
Not time time two minutes 12 seconds. Oh shit. That was fast. Yeah, I'm back. I'm good
Yeah, alright, we'll swap.
Yeah. Zero.
We're in hell right now, boys.
We need help right now.
Up on here, Sam, just saw one.
We gotta go, I'm gonna try and play for our boy here.
Yep.
The tank takes so long to get back.
I don't have to help.
I'm gonna go down.
Nice.
They're rocket heli just crashed I just saw it
To the right somewhere soon I'm not seeing them car right here come be
I take a tire and work that way
Is that a armored glass yeah, it does
Oh, close right, close right. Got one. I knaded him. Up the hill, that guy's alive but I
head shot him once there's so many said there's so many brother there's
converging bro good virgin we gotta hold it back up yeah it takes a long time
I'm reloading next time I'm reloading bags yeah yeah yeah we'll take us there
best because it goes to the side of the zone
hmm there's no way
wait are they in are they in?
we're dead
he's up to our left he's up to our left
got one nice nice
I mean I have to
I'm repairing too
okay I'm getting out with you
I don't even know how to do this
you'll see it I'll just
you work on the engine
oh I can't repair since you're repairing
oh really?
okay maybe you do it I think
Yeah, I'm good now
Made
I can't walk to that side so weird
Where is our tank? Where is our tank?
We're on our way now. Reloading mags out, I'm reloading.
Yep. I'm trying to reload as well.
I'm trying to get into the stream line up here
Oh my god
You got anti air?
Anti, anti bottom! What?
I'm dead.
I'm here.
One more, one more, one more!
Oh dad, work on Racky's work on Racky's!
That guy died, that guy died, that guy died.
He got, he got, he got Sam's.
We have AA on this tower.
Yeah, that's why he's trying to force it.
Yes, yes, we should be fine.
Wait, we just pulled zone.
Yes, oh.
Get him up, get him up!
I'm out of ammo! One more!
Push him! Push him! Push him!
Nice!
They can either go to their body and be heroes or place a zone.
You'd probably die if you go to them, but it would be cool.
We'll die if we go there.
I'm going to move you guys for now. I'm going to move you guys for now.
I can't hear anything with them.
I can't hear there, bro. It's possible.
possible which is fine I mean bro I drove the tank you got to calm everything
I just move him back in after this is over I think there's a tank or something coming
we might just oh fuck wait bottom bottom bottom bottom all you right now all you
right now hold it Sam hold it Sam I'm healing got you got you yep I got the
peak back uphill back uphill oh my god I just sent that what the fuck he said
three more three more yeah I'm holding it
oh that was fucking awesome
oh shit oh we held it down we held it
down that was awesome you know the great thing about that is the entire time
they were fighting us they let our team just hold the zone and brah we were
doing our thing man oh my god I mean brah we had like 10 plus kills each I
think yeah no doubt respond on the band how you're going band all right
it's on fire oh fuck you could pull them back in if you're right I'm gonna I'm
gonna try to get to them I think yeah sounds good I'm pulling back in now they're
five hundred meters away but I'm going to run away.
I just instantly blew up the resp.
Okay, hold on, let me come back in.
Holy shit.
Dude, they got mortars landing on the van.
We're back boys.
We, we headed down there.
The entire blue team came over to kill us.
Dude, I would have loved to have been there for you guys.
We just got instantly stolen camped by that rocket heli.
Oh, jumping, jumping!
They mark up to the right, up to the right.
I might die doing this such, but we better find out.
You want to kind of hold right here or get a you should be able to shell
You guys you just tie again
Fucking mortars pull up a little bit try to get you. Yep. I
I can't see over the front.
Just shoot the building up, see if it just blows it up.
Close, close left fence!
Oh, fuck.
Very close left.
Okay, moving us to the bad idea with those two.
I'd say we just stay in this discord.
That a good shot.
Bro, I need to change some of these guns.
Like, wow.
I can't reach number six from my finger.
I was uh
I was uh
I was uh, I was saying earlier the fact that I hate that I can't key bind dragging someone
Like having to scroll wheel to drag and like a crucial situation. It's so difficult. I've died so many times
Let's go boss. Yeah, they got to change that for sure
Let's get it, bro
bro didn't help win that fight and this fucking pizza I got is spicy shit
dude look at the pizza you got it's like some type of spicy salami
I mean, I'm fucking hoppin' and poppin' over here, I'm in fights!
Fuckin' hell!
We should go IED our way into that other base and kill the mortar team.
Yeah, I agree, I agree.
Oh, on our boy.
Oh fuck, I'm middle hot zone right now.
Yeah, we're coming, we're coming, we're here above you.
Is there any more? It's just that one.
Mmm.
Only one I've seen there's only one I saw we killed one
Big fight happening at that tower so you want to go push that yeah, I try to work up on it
I'm gonna try to go like from the
From the crate side. We have a tank here too. Yeah boys blow into that tower blow into that tower
Let's take this tower boys! They've been causing us pain for too long!
Move move move! Let's get him!
They're just holding on second floor.
On second floor, they're holding it!
Just keep moving forward!
We got to get up in them cheeks.
We die here.
Keep going forward.
I'm going to hit him again.
I'm going to hit him again.
I'm going to hit him.
Smoking it up.
Run up.
Let's go.
Let's go.
There'll be a coward.
I'm going to get him on the wall.
Get to the wall.
Where the fuck's our tank?
Yo, we need you guys to blow us in.
Get in there.
Close left.
No.
Get up that tower get up that tower
Oh fuck I got you big boy
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Let's move. Let's move. I'm in trouble.
Watch! We're showing these fuckers!
Keep going! Keep going! We're going in! We're going in!
Up! Up! Up! Up!
You had to work up, butch. You had to work up.
Yeah, I'm good. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Can we drop it?
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
We gotta know it! We gotta move up!
Send it. Send it. Send it.
Keep going!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We've got a unit.
Up! Up! Up!
I'm going I'm going
What's your what you hold this out
That one hutch on me on me that you got you. Oh, I'll keep it going keep it going
All right, this is where it gets real good. Oh, fuck the top fuck the top fuck the top. We got what we need it
Our teammates have a Humby on them
good work boys well fucking done got them all up yeah I think we're all good
we're all good yo watch my back to get this son of a bitch out of here dude
green heads this is your tower any more jackets this is our tower shut up
Get the hell out of here!
Alright, there's that guy. Get your mitts ready. Get your mitts ready.
Get out of here!
And he zap his ass! Fuck you!
Alright, good work, boys.
No fuckers got me!
It's downed!
He died instantly.
Alright, let's go to the zone! Let's go to the zone!
Alright.
Boys, we're gonna head to the next tower!
We're gonna need you guys to break us in!
Alright, that's our stronghold!
Rich Tower, Rich Tower!
Here we go!
We're going where the zone is where the zone is I got people to help me here I
need help yeah we're looking we're looking we're coming we're in here
up the hill to your life yeah got one got one nice I'll push Adam
Keep moving keep moving we gotta get that tower
Keep moving keep moving they've been
No, we're on our way to that tower now on our way we're just gonna need you guys to blow that gate off
Oh, baby!
All right, listen, boys, listen, listen.
We have a tank coming.
We're going to need the tank to blow the doors off.
Once the doors are blown off, we're going in.
Yep, we'll be at the base.
We're ready.
All right, we got to get up here as well.
If you have smokes be in the back you're ready to smoke off bodies so we can rest let's go
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
Sounds good we need these doors blown off
Where's the door? Where's the door? I got support.
We go, get ready. Doors on us! Doors on us! We're blowing in!
Back up, back up, back up!
Move, move, move, move, move!
It's blown! It's blown!
We got one more door! Top left, top left!
I blew it, I blew it!
Stack up, stack up!
Oh fuck!
Directly across!
Smokes, yo, smokes are go crazy here.
Yeah, we got it, we got it, we got it!
Hold on, Hutch.
Listen, tank, move in!
You can get in here, you can get in here!
You're back!
I gotta loot you, I gotta loot you.
Oh fuck you got no meds.
Fuck it bro, I'm jerking ya.
MAKE ROOM FOR THE TAKE! MAKE ROOM FOR THE TAKE!
MAKE ROOM MAKE ROOM!
MAKE ROOM! They're gonna blow the defenses! MAKE ROOM!
oh no I'm dead hutch he's close corner close right corner
I'm looking I'm looking don't rest you don't rest you I'm holding right now
Oh, I hit that guy in the face.
Oh, fuck.
Not good.
Alright, boys.
Tanks not gonna be able to get in.
We just fucking send it.
That's our only choice.
If we stay here long enough, we're gonna die.
Alright.
Start moving in!
Start moving in!
Start moving in!
I'm reloading mags. I'm reloading mags that I'm in there
All right, I'm coming go go go go yeah, we're moving we're taking this shit over we're hacking it already. Holy shit
Hold this door
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Come on. Stack up, stack up. We gotta clear it. Stack the door.
Stack the stairs. Stack, stack, stack. We're going all the way up. We need like 10 people
here. Come on boys. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Get ready. We're moving up. We're
Coming for you worm
Cap string tower
Holy shit
Well, what a fucking clear
I
Green has one person in the zone after that. What a fuck we just
I was so so it's a cinema cinema
That was actually a movie cinema. I'm going down. I'm getting on there at the air. Good work boys
This is why red team best team at the door
Yo someone find the hammer let's repair this bitch someone find the hammer
Yeah, pull it down hold it down I'm on at the end
I need a rest on him. I need a rest.
Hold it down hold it down
We hold this line they shall not pass
We need a we need the walls up we need the walls up put the gate up if we can
I'm looking for the next alley.
I need you to see what we need to be pulled what we need to pull the zone
Fuck yeah
All right, let let the other group snow and chat that we're gonna repool it's a tower to after tower four is done
Yes, hey wait till the zone starts moving from our recent pool and then we pull it
This block you is a good
Don't look like anyone's here
Holy shit pancake
What's the issue?
Yo, hot truck out of the tank for now.
Just fighting with people.
Want to drag us back up.
Love you, ghost.
Sounds good.
Hold that right outside the wall.
Looking.
Trying to get your trade.
He's got slow-resing me.
Car just drove right at us.
us. Yo, Jack, how do I use this? How do I use this mortar? How do I use this mortar?
Okay, uh, I gotta try to. Aim in the direction, mouse up and down to change the elevation.
Aim there. You have to guess what the range. Yeah, Mark, what are you trying to mortar?
I'm looking at the screen. Are you guys on tower one? Are they on tower one? Yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're here.
All right.
On the car tower, hutch, car tower, car tower.
Like our base tower.
OK, got it.
You're going to need to shoot that hutch like 660 meters.
Right click in.
And you see the meter amount on the left side.
See how the meters in there go all the way up to like 600
meters?
And then every time you shoot, just
keep spamming reload at the car,
because if you need to shoot,
you can do what you want.
But right now, you're loading one.
You're going to need to step on my cringey.
There's so many of them.
There's so many of them.
Oh my gosh, no.
They shoot from all the time.
Watch out.
Watch out.
They'll shoot from all the time.
They can't get the cheek adjustments.
Oh, wait.
What is that?
You're shooting.
That's not even...
Is that even the mortar?
I think it looked like the normal mortar, by the way.
I don't know what they had.
Is that even the right mortar?
Tell me out of everybody here that motherfucker wants to shoot me.
Are you fucking for real?
Yep!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Yeah
Dude, I can unlock the artillery
Yeah single ability to buy anything I can buy seven more trucks that I can buy the tanks from that while driving session
Thank you boys, thank you boys
I
Help me help me help me
Damn it
Come on resume
My boy my boy we hold this fucking tower
of
the job
Holy fuck yeah, we do not let them retake
Hold it down boys hold it down these buggy later pussies
Keep the doors closed close that door
I
Missed I missed and this guy this motherfucker
boys we need all help at tower two all help at tower two
set site and inbound
there's a sniper up in the trees careful
Holy shit very close very close
Helly!
It's not good, nothing about this is good.
Not a demo.
of ammo. We need help!
Help me!
Oh yeah, my whole team died trying to push you and I shot you one time and I shot cock for a living head.
Fuck you pussy!
I appreciate you. Can't give me a warm little kiss before I leave to forever-ness
Well, I love you bitch. I see you soon fucking pussy
Where the hell is everybody
Dude, I've been fucking Vietnam in Tower 4 or 2 or wherever the hell it was
No bro we destroyed all that we had it they just
I'm saying we were trying to get there but it's the farthest tower from our
baby oh god you got you got you got you can we pull the zone anywhere our team
was crazy man so our main base is currently taken over currently we're
spread teams and shambles we got nine of us right now because they took our
All right, so we need to come to the spawn basin
Listen, we got to go reclaim the tower our tower got taken we gotta go reclaim it
All right sounds good yo it might be time for another tank I think that's the best way for us to get this tower
I
Said how you doing our power they're pulling greens pulling it yeah, I knew they were going to
Courage how are you doing there?
Yeah, it's rough should you go up to that tower, but you're up
Let's get in there let's get in there and help them
all right we're coming over to you right now sim hot you're with me right yeah yeah sims
in front of us I believe keep them off those turds if you can oh no that's what is this
up here sims in the tower okay yeah I'm still here I'm still here I'm killing them we're
The front gate is open, the front gate is open.
Just be warned, there's a few more guys on top, start up there or so.
Oh, is this shit clear?
Nice, you're killing like...
Yeah, I killed one of you, yeah.
There's...
I got six more people all the way to tower four, how's it looking up there?
We're doing a lot better, we're doing a lot better.
We're just trying to get in right now.
Another one nice voice
All right punch all the way to six point yeah
This is exactly how we need to play we're good here we can probably hack this shit
All right, I can hack it hack it hack it hack it. I'm gonna get all into here
This is exactly how we need to be playing this I love that you guys did that retake our foothold and then we can
worry about retaking the map especially we have a big lead. Nice job dumbass.
Church dead! You guys are getting the FOD back? Yeah I'm getting FOD back. Is there more in that
church hot shot? Should I send my hit squad to the church? Potentially,
potentially. You could probably retake church.
I
Boy check check resources can we pull here?
How do I check that hutch the drill the drill there should be a good drill on the ground
Oh somebody shut that guy up go put him outside is unavailable drag that motherfucker out of here
No, we can't use the drill right now because they have to get him out of here. That's why they have to somebody take his shoes like this
Take his shoes as well
No, fuck you. Fuck you
Don't put them in the trash bag outside taking shoes taking shirt off as well
Get out of here you piece of shit. All right, we need it we need to rebuild that wall
Okay, so can't so can we pull here or no?
That's fine a cool down
Well, how do I check that do you know?
Okay, so in three minutes we can pull
Probably I'm not sure about the drill. I don't know if we can pull right away. Okay. You got it
Hey, we're gonna need build supplies dropped off tower for okay build supplies tower for
Oh, yep
All righty, so they still just they're just they're just sitting on this tower
We're about to start getting spammed with mortars.
Yo, can we get mortars?
Can we get mortars, smack and green tower?
That's tower two.
Tower two shooting us.
I
Say crazy. Oh, that's me. Oh my god. Yeah, don't want to be here no more
Nice try hit those mortars
are we looking over there hutchie kins where we got it but we're getting more
there I'm nice look our mortar just got to you might be hitting back he has he has
he has he has yeah I'm here at this tower they're getting
and cut. I'm almost by you. Were you done? Yeah. I killed two of them. It's blue team
here. I'm about to build supplies dropped on you guys. Build supplies are coming down.
Get ready to build the walls. I might wait a sec. How can I tell how long oh one minute.
All right, in one minute we're gonna be pulling here, I hope.
There's so many mortars in the bottom left, holy shit.
All right, we need ammo as well.
I'm pulling, I'm pulling!
Somebody message you the chat that we're pulling!
Okay, yeah
Thank you
Four guys that surrounded us
I get you up one guy can sprint big killer and then literally
We are all out of ammo. We are all out of ammo all out of ammo
Landmark Symphony can you guys go get in the houses and hold the houses as we're holding the drill? Yeah, I'm in burn base right now cool
uh courage you got room in that thing i need to bring i can i can carry you
an arm i can carry nason i think that's armor landing we gotta get these walls up if we came
pilot in this thing hold on hold on hold on oh here's we have a respawn as well
Well, I'm pretty fuel hutch or else the thing's going to stop working.
Sounds good.
On the way.
It should win us the game.
Nice job boys.
I'm so proud of you.
Nothing can.
Nothing can kill us.
They be coming yeah, yeah another win for the red team. Come on. I can't I can't fit in this
Yeah, this is why you are part of the red army gentlemen. I don't know if I just say red army the red team
Watch out. There's a mortar there. It's gonna be interesting to see right now now
Gonna make a couple of announcements guys
We have had people stealing the cornbread and the mess hall back at base
So we need to make sure we are vigilant
Yep, sorry, sorry, sorry, let me move walk backwards now. Yeah, now you walk out
And now and now I'll walk back to your ladder. Good luck in here. Oh, okay. Okay. Anyways as I was saying guys
I'm so proud of everyone here
and mortar watch your step and we yet again yet again win in the game and I'm
so proud of you each and every single one of you for doing the great work
mortar gotta watch that one you do it heads up that'll happen stay calm
Nobody freak out! Can we unload? Let's unload that oil. Everybody's doing great.
Welcome in mortar! You gotta watch your step, Tulls. You gotta always be vigilant.
You gotta look up! Landmark, what's going on? Welcome in! It's good to see everyone.
Can we give somebody counter-mortaring counter-mortaring?
Good work. Not the most...
Roger!
Holy shit.
Okay, let's go ahead and get some reses.
They're pulling! Everybody stay in the circle!
Go, go, go!
Stay in the circle. Stay in the circle. We can win.
Stay in the circle.
Stay with the circle!
We get wet before it gets to him, stay with it!
Oh, these mortars are actually-
Guns away, guns away, keep running!
They're mortars, they're over there.
We're getting held right here.
Watch, be careful.
Someone just sniped me directly that way.
Oh, sniper!
No retreats!
Don't surrender!
More on the streets.
Stay with the circle!
Oh, they got a lot to leave more to train, so...
we're trying to stay in we may have four extra come on stay with it boys
fuck it's out running me
stay with the circle honestly I'm just gonna use our phone point still there
I think we're gonna score before it gets there.
Play
Come on escalator escalator escalator escalator escalator
That was
Might have been the most fun
I've never played. Oh, bro.
I played as a team and like everyone worked together.
That was sick. That's what I'm going to say.
When our squad gets so big where no one wants to talk in discord, to me, it gets less fun.
And also when you only have seven assault players that don't want to like do anything
but just run forward like Mason, you guys want to hit squad there, working together.
Yeah, you saw, we never got caught.
Like there was never a time where you guys were fighting where,
I was finding where it wasn't for something, you know?
Yeah, also it wasn't like together.
We were doing everything together, pretty much.
Yeah.
We weren't often like little groups, you know,
all doing different things.
Yeah.
Like, we were in the tank, but you guys were all around us
like cooperating.
It was sick.
I see Drac about it.
Yeah, yeah, I was backing up.
We'll pull Drac in.
That's the most people I want to have today.
He's just dragging us.
Yeah, like, you know what, you know what?
18 people in the court again?
As much as I love 18 people hanging out.
You know, I got it's fun and it's hilarious.
I like everybody, but yes, I, you know, I was born with a couple superpowers.
One of those I get flustered easily and a large group of people talking, you know what I'm saying?
So all righty, I'm hiding track.
What's the matter?
Keep up a bubble.
You mean it?
That was awesome.
Hey, what's up pussy?
I was a sick game that that
right there is what I feel like a
lot of new war dog players like
all the people on Twitter bitching
and complaining about the game not
being funny out of yada that's
the version of the game that they
don't experience you know.
Like being able to take a tower
slowing down the green team going
back taking our tower pulling the
like dude that was that was awesome that was a really cool game
I was a really cool game Claude thank you for the gift and Andrew King
hell it and blurred thank you for the sub stranger trippy crispy red jam and a
Kimbo thank you for the love of the subs guys I appreciate you dudes yo good luck
master good luck blue team was fucked blue teams always fucked and 476
Six thousand to us been four hundred on the arty tank
Is track here?
Let me text them
They mark I just got your text by the way, sorry didn't respond
Why not have tracks number
Squirrel with the 25
I appreciate you man. They even love it. Thank you. I appreciate you squirrel. Thank you so much for the 25 gets it brother
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Much love dude Jack. We get some dummies in here for squirrel. We're just look at that redacted
That is so funny
We're just waiting for drag to come back. I don't want to start it and then have to leave
Yo Peter, thank you for the seven dollars super chat hutch. Why are you so handsome and so annoying? Okay. Well, all right
Honestly, I'll take a 50-50. You know, I'll take a 50-50 insult to compliment ratio. I'm cool with it. Oh
Oh
He said why are you so handsome so annoying like it's annoying that I'm good-looking my man up my wizard
I appreciate you, baby crazy day over the five gifted and it's
It's a G. It's a G. Thank you for 17 months
Jackage guys didn't know war dogs is doing drops get the sub you get the war dogs little whatever the fuck twitch
badge you want something like that there you go if you don't I don't blame it all
good I don't know where drag is guys do we do we say fucking it's Mason back
okay so we're still waiting on them all right well if he gets back and drags
on back then we'll just go and put joint in later they want to buy the
artillery tank unless you want to do another battle tank bro you in the
Battle tank. I'll go ahead. Sorry. I was gonna say I'm probably gonna start this game
So you're gonna be building
I think I'll go with my artillery thing
Bro flying above you guys and pinging people is nuts
That was actually so cool to have you fly above us
That was awesome. We have the games go ahead
Now you go ahead.
Now you go ahead.
Now the most of the games for YouTube is like, something about YouTube content in this game,
like if you edit multi-pov's there, like mini movies, that should be banged.
Like one hour long videos that people can watch on TV.
Yeah.
Like TV viewership is like 65% of YouTube viewership now, and longer videos performs better dude.
If you edit multi-pov's that people would just sit and watch them.
That's actually a really fucking good idea.
I also think, like courage, if we had both of our views like flip-flopping, like,
like oh I see that guy I see the guy you cut to like me fucking blasted him with
the same thing like with Tim tweeted that this game like watchability wise it's
hard because they can't really like follow along with the story but I feel
like if you understand how the game and you're actually like pulling zones
taking fobs different stuff like that and you're not just running around
following the circle the entire game it's a lot more enjoyable to watch
you know yeah and I think when the games are really close together like
Like, points are actually, it couldn't go either way.
Dude, it's kinda, it's kinda simple.
It's peak.
Problem is, I feel like some of those games
where we went like 100 to four, it's like, okay, I get it.
Well, that's again the downside of stacking 10 on a team.
It's like, yesterday we're throwing Ice Fan,
Isaac, Symphony, Rogue, and Landmark in one lobby.
These guys over there don't even know
how to use a med kit.
And by guys, he means drac.
He means drac.
All right.
That's right.
I see we go ahead and get in and hopefully Jack can jump in in the middle of it.
Here's the one that's already, that might be too many.
I mean, we can try this one, boys.
See if you guys can get in.
If you can't, then we'll back out.
I made it.
Great session so far dude my job today. It's been so much
Server Q or the red team
Yeah, I can't even get it
It was like 80 something players I was just wanting to see we could wiggle in there
Don't get the photos. Yeah, well, especially with a two hour
Match it's like all your progress in XP we lost it's like going up going up every second
You're an hour and a half deep and you have to fucking leave
Ruin your own marriage. Sorry, honey. Okay. I
Think Tim was saying about this game not being super watchable
I think part of that is because how many fucking people we had yesterday a hundred percent agreed bro
I couldn't hear myself think yeah, I think today
Far more watchable experience and way more cohesive of like what is happening on the map
It is not as fun yet for me yesterday when legitimately I was the only one
I was like we're trying to fight in the map with no spawn base at all like guys what we're slamming our heads into
there was multiple times I wanted to lose my mind when we were like down points
and I'd look and I'd be like oh we're gonna take the circle but then everybody
would be in the house is the middle of nowhere and you would try and say
something but there's just so much shit going on you couldn't get your get
your words out
we just started drag you know wait two hours okay all right all right all right
What's up track? Welcome in bro.
I bought the artillery tank as I'm in this shit.
Hell yeah.
Do you like the Triton 1.5 at Triton?
Yeah, I think it's amazing.
Don't take my helmet.
That's really nice still.
Yeah, probably preference. That 1.5 doesn't have rogue likes that one on, so that's his favorite.
But red dots, unless you're running an SMG, are not the move.
I don't think. You need more tomb on this shit.
I think all these guys are good, dude, Jack, I'm just saying we're not gonna be there on
launch, dude.
Where you guys gonna be?
For a wedding.
For a friend's wedding.
Well, I think we'll launch at the 10th, right?
Yeah.
I'll be playing that morning, because I don't get into the night at the 10th.
I mean, I'm flying back directly Saturday morning, so I'll just miss Friday, really.
Okay, I should.
that morning because I don't get into the night of the tent.
And then I'm flying back directly Saturday morning,
so I'll just miss Friday, really.
OK, actually.
And I'll be probably still hungover Saturday.
I don't want to go live, so I might get some.
I'll just fly this Saturday.
Where's their elevation on this map?
You want to elevate your arms?
I think I sit outside of the circle
Did we not win the Lincoln's Hamilton?
No idea, but I'm gonna open up the squad if you guys wanna go ahead and join
The squad's open
Yeah, I'm in
I'm not in actually, sorry
You unlock it, Hutch
It's already unlocked, you just gotta scroll down
Really?
I won't, uh, nah, for some reason it's uh...
I'll try okay, not in all right cool
Thank you sir
Where are these guys gonna go?
Yeah, yeah, I got the Fomber they go in tower four or five do you think?
All right, I'll bring it over there
All right boys are you gonna walk in?
Yes, sir, I got a pop coming over there now
I got you a hammer as well courage
And then my fans
Yeah, no problem.
Okay, just a little more supplies than that over here.
Okay, that's fine.
I
Bro they already have an artillery tank and are mortaring our base before you even start to build it
Really? Holy shit. I can do that too. I just I don't know
I've never experienced that
Wait, they're already hitting your guys is
They have a artillery mortar tank and are already artillerying our fob. We haven't even built the wall yet
Hey, we're gonna need it. We so here's what we need to do
We need to spot their artillery or their mortar tank and we need landmarks to try to blow it up
I got you landmark. I'm gonna look for it now
But it looks like it's coming from our
Five where they're all fighting like that south side where the hot tone is it looks like it was coming in that direction
Okay
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to get out of here.
Wendy, yeah, no kidding.
This is what I'm saying, but this is what I'm talking about when I say like the pace
of games will pick up, you know, like we're getting fucking shoveled.
It was spawned instantly.
And we know when a shot comes in.
I'm looking over here.
I'm not seeing nothing as of now.
It's stopped for now.
I'll let you know. Nope. One's coming in. Just landed. Yeah, I didn't see that.
Yeah, yeah, sounds good.
Right here, Leymar. If you can hit that right there, that's going to be a supply truck.
Look, can you see that, Mark?
What?
The red?
Yeah.
I don't know how far that is, okay.
Yeah, uh, that's probably like 1200.
Shoot it that far?
Bro, you can shoot it 2600.
Oh, oh, that's in, that's in.
Then their artillery tank isn't even in the zone.
That thing, that thing's not even near the zone, I guess.
We're looking for artillery tank.
You guys got to be looking like in the spawn area, huh?
I'm looking.
If you work there, Mark's shooting from the map.
I didn't even know that.
He's not even near the zone.
We're right outside of green.
If I had to guess, it's probably Green who's doing it.
Chat, keep your eyes peeled.
What's up, bro?
there artillery is. Arma thinks he's found him a little bit. Look at this, they're sending
three enemies towards that hole. Shit. I see a Heli laying out in the middle of nowhere over here.
Maybe bringing up supplies much? That's what I'm thinking. I'm looking.
The Heli right here on this tank, Landmark.
oh yeah right on me somewhere I just heard a shoot what was that at like right
underneath
Right on me.
Did that shot just landed by the way?
That's crazy, bro.
Oh yeah, I'm about to have them, landmark.
I'm about to have them.
Get ready.
Found them!
On this ping!
Right here.
Wow.
On this ping right here
Yep, yep, yep, yep, you see that landmark landmark you see that
Why I need things on right here range though. I'm gonna try and get them again
He's right here I
Can't I can't ping them like it it makes it so hard to paint
Right there on that paint do you see that?
No
What?
Like it may a mark of the mouth
All right all the way over there. Yeah, that part
I look at me on the map. I'm right here. I'm gonna tell you what I'm hovering above them
All right, I'm hovering above them right here
What the fuck are you right here? I that pings on him. He's moving now. Oh, I see I see
He's moving that fuck. Okay. Yeah
Yeah.
He's moving now.
All right, Jack, you should be OK.
He's moving a little bit.
Yep.
He stopped moving.
Right here, Tony.
Right there on that ping.
He's still moving backwards.
Yeah, I got a self line.
I'm not sure where to shoot it.
I got a self line.
Yeah, he is directly underneath me.
All right, he stopped moving again.
I
Got it way further I
Don't know if I can shoot that far I
Don't know
Could I I wonder if I crashed my heli into him if I could kill him. I just shoot these green fuckers over there
If I land my heli into him, will he blow up?
Got you, I'll keep an eye on him then.
I'm just going to jump out into the forest and just be on for it.
I'm still hovering above him.
Yeah, he's gonna try and go back home.
Yeah, he's already heading back. Maybe just float out here. Yeah, he's heading back. Maybe
just float out here when he leaves base again. You hunt him down?
Yes, sir. They have a bunch of helicopters. I don't have any, so I'm just going to
I don't have a bush for him yet.
All right, he sounds good.
Sounds good.
All righty, our teammate's going to.
I'm going to go for this man, so I'll make sure he's dead.
Fuck yeah.
Our teammate's going to sit there
and he's just going to wait on this guy.
I went away for a minute.
Did we get rid of him or what?
Yes, he completely left.
He went back to base.
And then, um, 13,000 hour pilot,
he's going to sit out there on the other side of the map
and when he leaves, he's just going to blow him up.
That's sick. That's the first time I've ever experienced that. I don't know about you
There's all I'm the artillery thing. I'm about to unlock the the missile
Helli as well. I'm just gonna fucking hunt his ass down
Yeah, we're gonna refill now you still need you still need resources. Yeah, you need like oil and whatever
Let me take a look.
Oh, I can look.
Fuel would be good, yeah.
Honestly, right a freaking amount of build supplies in ammo already.
Alright, cool. I'm bringing oil. I'll unmute here in a moment.
Oh fuck.
That'll happen.
Honestly, it's okay.
Because I want to get...
No, we don't have it yet.
Fuck, never mind.
I thought I had it unlocked.
We're alive because we're in the base.
We're on the base. Even if you crash your heli in the base, you stay alive.
Alrighty. Slow start to the game and we'll use the restroom, and we go.
I think so maybe we should, we should order some of those things but I don't even think
we can reach that tomorrow.
Maybe he's a little bit testing.
Oh wait, oh that was the jet.
Yeah.
I'll just let you know if they hit you or so I know.
All right, well minus 20,000 let's make it back
Let's get to level 20 so we can start slamming those artillery tanks.
I suck at flying, the hell.
I got no idea, I just came back after taking a pee house.
right here.
BOOOM! BOOOM!
BOOOM!
BOOOM!
It's far out there now.
Yo, Tiggles taking for the 5th
get it over on a tube!
More than a fee-land!
More than a fee-land!
I better get some more than a feeling in the chat.
Mården, a fidel hän!
Mården, a fidel hän!
They'll get landmark over there.
I'll kill you up, right there, I saw you.
Fuck yeah.
I'm not paying so.
We gotta be close to level 20, right, Chad?
We gotta get close.
Ah, buddy.
Oh, my God!
More than I feel in the hand!
Alright they should be good on oil after this.
I would love, love, love to get level 20.
Is there a way I can check it?
19, we're almost there.
We're actually getting so close.
Oh big birth up
Okay
holy shit yo Tony look at tower two all those green marks are enemies you can
literally make bank right now if you just start laying into them you see what
I'm talking about
Get in boys, we all need to go
Got you
What a voice oh
Man, we're doing good, bro. We're doing good just running logic, you know the vibe
Yeah, he's in the tank up on the hill to your right
Streamer only server no, we're also on a regular server
Yes, sir
I'm gonna put you on a good spot just jump whenever I tell you
We're gonna go right in this tower.
Go there! Go ahead! Good luck boys!
Smell you later, bitch.
Cinema.
Oh, I got a pep.
off that crash tail yeah wait so do i not i don't get why not get xp for
deliveries i get xp from dropping people off
Both got it.
Got it.
I
Think he's going right here maybe the towel size I haven't worked on the map
All right, you know
Yeah, let's go
I'll get into the attack helicopter soon I've almost unlocked it
I'm saying we got some company, boys.
Yeah, you got a helicopter waiting for you to bring, you got a helicopter waiting for
you to bring that tank out.
I wouldn't bring it out.
I'm not going anywhere, I'm just going around.
I
That hell he's sitting up waiting for you to pull another one out. I'd retire for a little bit
Holy shit courage, what just killed you all?
Artillery, I know the tank. 2.2 kilometers away.
Alright, I've almost got the attack helicopter unlocked. I'm gonna repel on it.
Okay, if you're 2.2 kilometers away, he's probably locked back here somewhere.
But I like war dogs more than Tarkov. It's a different game
It's hard to
Compare the two
Symphony with a mortar kill what the fuck?
Yo, we should go ahead and get our first pull out of the way.
Once this zone leaves us, we should pull it back.
Wait, my supplies got destroyed on impact?
What?
Oh, we already pulled it.
We need, we get on feel good on ammo, mechanical, we need more building.
my bad boss oh we're getting there we're getting there we're getting there
Y'all real appreciate you man real J. Y. Thank you what I baby
I might be honest, but I don't want to be able to fill up with a fire and a bunch of ammo and build a SAM side and just shoot all of our blue air that's coming out.
Yeah.
The fuck?
Oh, he's mad at me.
Well, we are trying to, for those who are wondering why we're just flying back and forth, we are
trying to unlock the attack helicopter so we can fly around and destroy trucks and whatever
that are supplying these fobs. That's why we've just literally been flying the Helly
all game this game
that's what we're doing
What the actual fuck is this game?
Bro, we're, we're raining hell upon these guys and they do not like it.
Cry, close, I clapped you.
Goodness gracious.
Get a mortar hit of Ellie, yeah.
You're a disappointment to your family.
Oh my god.
Hahahahaha!
The hell's going on in the chat!
Find a new route, pizza boy!
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
The hell's going on?
Find a new insult, you are stupid, aren't ya?
Fat Gandalf!
Go home, G.I., go home.
Hey, if you're in the game and you're tired of listening to people talk in the game chat,
just type fat in all chat please, thank you.
Fat.
I love it.
So funny.
This is just one of those where it's a stompa.
Don't wonder everybody's crashing out.
Our red team is just stomping.
Do not call me three-ton onion.
You better fucking watch it.
Alrighty, let's assess.
So we should get level 20 after this game, no matter what.
We are so close, bro.
We're so close.
I'm almost there!
I'm almost there!
Let me say we...
anything anywhere? Question mark.
Oh, sorry. What's up, boys? Apologies.
Alright, you're muted. Oh, I heard this question mark.
Dude, I've just been flying. I'm so close to this helicopter, man. I'm so close.
I'm so close boss y'all need anything y'all won't be dropping supplies or anything like that
I'm vibing here. We're cooking right now
Building supplies on four all right. Yeah, dude. This is this is the complete opposite of last game
And it's all good again shit
Yes, the complete opposite of last game
Yeah, it's not
That's like action back
No
What's a good? This is one of those games. I feel like you just level shit up, you know
I gotta make money back to
Spent 400k on the tank
Jesus
And I spent 900, 500 last night on the other one
That'll happen
I can't get in this fucking base on C4
You want me to bring you some?
some
shit
Don't die. I'll go get you some
Really? Yeah, let me bring some or no
If I take this guy's hammer can I bust down their shit or I need to see for I ain't gonna need C4
What's the best way to bring it I'm just gonna bring you a crate that's gonna have a bunch of C4 in it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. Where are you?
All right, you got it. Don't die. Chill in a bush for like two minutes and I'll be there.
Yeah, go into a bush
Did he bandages ammo anything like that? No
Would you like C4 or an RPG?
C4 C4
I'll go I'll go post down the door. I'm going in. I'm hiding the shack
Courage Tony all should head over to him. That's a lot of money in XP guys are about to get oh
I'm coming. Yeah, I might this other tower right now
just grab C4 as well out of here Tony and use it and blow up all of their
building supplies before you guys hack the box so like they're mortars and
ship blow that up and you'll make a ton of money
bringing you nades as well okay okay all righty on the way so you know I could
have charged you a hundred percent sin but I did it oh shit not because I love
you but because I forgot shut up
I should have scammed your ass. That's what I should have done. I should have scammed
you as far as I could throw you nostrils. I'm on my way. Don't die. I like to believe
it's pretty far. I like to believe it's pretty far. Alrighty, I see you on my way, on my
way. How's it going, boys? How's it going? We're trying to get tower five right now.
He's bringing me a supply box with some C-4.
Is there no game where you hit? Oh, I got shot in the back. Alright.
I'll go follow this tilky right.
Supply's coming down, Sim.
Okay. Thank you, sir.
the box on the map it should be right next to you I dropped it on your head dry
right here right down that pink
that's right, that's right
you wanna grab it?
what the fuck
uh, they see still alive over there
yeah, I see
I'm bad too, uh, I'm better
I'm gonna go blow through wall here
Holy shit.
I am not happy with me giving you guys shit.
I just got chased out by an RPG Heli and a fucking machine gun Heli.
I just wasted all that money.
So you fell in me that I just wasted all that money for your dumbass.
So until I buy it, you're out of cash?
Yes.
Yeah, if I was very specific with your ask and demands.
I'm going back.
I'm going back.
I will not let you down.
I will not let you down.
I'm going back right now.
I'm going back.
I remember exactly where it's at and I'm getting you your cash.
All right, good good. How much did you spend?
I can 30k or some shit like that.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. OK, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Go on. I'm going. I got your names.
I got your six stacks of C4.
I mean, you can have anything you wanted.
All right, get ready, boys.
Oh, my God, you bought a lot.
I'm inside the buyer.
Alright Joe, I'm putting you right on top of here.
Go now, go now, go now.
No, Joe.
Bye, Joe.
That was really good.
Mesa's phone's been resupplied. You've been in four minutes.
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go and just dodge missiles for the rest of the game
Jett courage walking you mean what?
Do song
Do song do song
of
the
death of
death
Where'd that bitch go?
Where'd they go?
where he is.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
I'm trying to hit the other heli with my heli
Hold on, hold on, check out your hand
I was on the way
Fuck
Wait, I gotta hit this person for the head
Help!
Fuck off! Fuck off!
Where is he?
Where are you?
Save me!
GG!
BITCH PUSSY!
GG!
Oh, we haven't lost a game!
Just an absolute stompage.
Just an absolute stompage.
Wow, we just beat the fuck out of them.
Alright, back out. Let me pull Dragon. Back out, back out, back out.
Oh
Are we ready
Man
Like to drive the tank
I'm down. I'm down. I just started my streams in out now. Oh, I'm out. I'm out
Join in. Join up. Do you guys
want me to invite you guys to the stream together?
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's viewbot. Let's viewbot.
Viewbot! Viewbot!
Why are we not viewbot?
Can we go viewbot engage?
Alrighty, Sam, I sent you one.
Yo, this, uh...
I'm going to put it up.
Yes.
Landmark.
Courage.
Jack, are you streaming?
Yep.
and...
Thank you.
It says, Participants Invite.
Oh wait, I have to send invites.
Drive it up. There you go. Send.
Disgusting, disgusting things to have.
The ability to just join the team right away with our boys.
I
Get me a twitch rivals on this shit
Oh, he's either a surprise or a gift after that.
I can't join.
You never plan on what you can ask us.
Leaked, leaked, leaked.
Wait, you already can't join?
I'm trying.
I think both are just spamming.
Like it's a back out angle?
It might happen.
Shit.
I'm not getting in.
I'm not getting in.
grand
Yeah, they all know
What you get Susan that's what you get everybody in fuck you
Susan
Yes, it does get in Susan's doesn't I got played up show everybody in
Susan's trying to kill us all get in hurry
You fucking ass all Susan everybody in we're fine. I'm always on high I'm a pop his server
No, we're fine. I'm out the pub.
Susan, get the fuck out of the way, douchebag!
Actually, no. That's bad.
32 now. I think I'm 4 points.
Oh my God, he's beat me.
Susan, get the fuck out of the way, Susan.
Fuck you, Susan.
Fuck you, Susan. Fuck you.
Yeah, guys, we're gonna leave, we'll leave, we'll leave, we'll leave, we'll leave, we'll leave.
Let me drop all these people.
Okay, we're good, we're good.
Imagine how she slashed.
I got the last spot.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my goodness, a tank.
Let's go pilot, get a suit.
Welcome in, gentlemen, new hunk to air-rise.
Everybody shut the fuck up.
Welcome in.
We're gonna be winning the game from start to finish.
We're dropping straight into the hot zone.
Grab your winners.
If you don't got one, grab the one next to you.
Lock it!
Can I get a hurrah?
Don't shoot me.
Here we go, boys.
Jump on my call.
Get ready!
Go, go, go!
Go go go
That means get the hell out, baby
All right, baby, you can stay with me we'll go back to the base
What's up, baby?
No, man.
Another water with my sweet nectar in it, please.
Talking about crack.
Oh, sweet god!
Oh, save it!
We're good!
of
the
the
the
I'll take care of it.
Wait for us to fire!
Alright Benny, I need you to protect this vase for me, okay?
I love you!
I got you, my friend.
My man.
When I wake up, and I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the best.
Nice.
We're walking back!
Oh, shit!
Where the hell?
That's not a wait limit award.
Let's not await any warning!
can we pull it out yet we can't wait no we can't yet
oh it's the match reaches 20 so in six more points okay we're gonna go blow up fucking everything
Freeholds of fire!
Let's go!
you hate tomatoes what is that American you got to be European
oh fuck I don't have flares it doesn't matter
I know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know.
There's a bunch of random shit.
Pop.
Pop.
Pop.
Pop.
Pop.
Pop.
Pop.
They all good?
Cool.
Cool.
All right, it should have locked soon.
I might swap over.
I'm swapping over right now.
I got $1.3 million.
I can swap the Haley for it if you want.
Sure, sure.
Why not?
I'll pay for the ammo.
Ready, Warbucks.
Ready, Warbucks, over here.
Mommy.
Mommy.
We just need one more point.
I think it's when one team gets 20, I think it's just what it's funny.
Alright, I'm gonna go do a run. I'm gonna go do a run and then when I die I'll come back
Got some ammo
So what is the smoke what is the smoke that you guys are running this one
Thanks for the loves Chuck. Chuck! You're welcome. You're welcome.
how do
that guy's been coming after me
oh I'm about to start
everybody go through hell with landmark and I'm gonna hit him from above
Let's do it. Let's go kill him.
Got it. Let's go get him.
Directly on that red mark. Heard. I just saw it.
Directly on that red mark.
Heard.
I just saw it.
He's driving away.
He's driving away.
He's driving his vehicle right here.
He's driving the vehicle.
I'm scared.
He's running this way.
Right here.
He's going to get our truck.
We're looking.
Just keep eyes on him.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm seeing him.
He's over here.
going far we might just have to hop in now we come to pick us up. Yeah yeah heard.
You might be able to stop him. He's near me in the ground right there. Got it. We'll be there soon.
Yeah he's near me just there up there. We're almost there. Come here come here come here.
Yeah I'm going to come back around since you're going to shoot at me again. No no they're right here they're right here.
You just use it you use it you use it I'll catch up. I want to stop but I want to stop I don't want to stop
Yeah
I
Say I don't want to take the adrenaline
Shoot that smoke
Oh my god, oh my god 20 points. Let's grab the helmet chopper. No, you're good baby. You're good
fucking cock sucker
we tried bows
all right
give me all that shit
Oh, we should have probably gotten more, what's it called, flares.
Good luck, us.
Same thing, same thing.
Lock in, boys.
All right, here we go.
Let's go in cars chaos.
New show loves tonight!
No, any different song to this.
Oh, this is gonna be hard
Yeah, it's gonna be hard we're just looking we're gonna look for stationary cars
What the fuck
of
Oh fuck
I
See his ass
Where'd he go?
We got one.
We got one.
We got one.
Oh!
This is the blue team.
We should go hit green team.
Fuck the blue team, they're so far behind.
They're at the bottom of the tower on our side.
They're on our bodies right now.
Green team's to the left.
Just cut off their logistics.
No, I didn't pop it soon enough.
Alright I know where I'm going after this.
We have to, we have to pop that.
We have to pop it earlier, we have to pop it earlier.
I'm gonna go broke doing this, but I'm having a lot of fun in this. I like I feel like I can get I feel like this is a lot
better than
The other helly
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Tried bro. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm gonna get good. I swear. I'm gonna keep going back there to kill them all
Okay, all right, all right, let's do it let's do it
let me grab some flares get him bro let's go fucking get him
Let's go fuck him up.
No, we need something crazy. Fuck this shit. I know what I need.
Hopefully it don't get sniped immediately because then I'd be broke as peanut.
Listen to upset today. We make millions now can I jump out in these houses to the right while we're flying up to them. Okay.
All right. Good luck. Hope we make it out of this.
I missed everything.
Reload, motherfucker, reload!
I'm dead again!
I'm not dead!
I'm not dead!
I'm not dead.
I had him.
This is so hard.
What?
Am I already out of ammo?
Oh my gosh, I'm already out.
This is so hard.
I'll be back you motherfuckers.
All right.
So we literally need to like,
feel like we're flying into them when we shoot these rockets.
And we gotta lead like a motherfucker if we're not.
Gotta take your time, yeah.
Okay, all righty.
All right, we're learning, we're learning.
Especially with those big ones,
we can literally just shoot a shot,
make them scared, make them try and bank,
and then we, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, dead.
I'm learning, I'm learning.
You know, shot coming down really needs to lead.
He is, get burning off the vehicle
or something, off the ground vehicle.
Watch, can you tell them we're assaulting Tower 3? We've dropped ever into Tower 3.
Heard.
We're sending the tank down. We're bringing everybody.
We'll pull now, we'll have everyone else go tower three.
I can't confirm they are stream sniping.
There's no streamers in this lobby.
Let's get it.
The moment I landed, the moment I landed, I died.
We're going back.
Alright.
Here's the big question, do we try and kill the Hellies or do we try and get them off the Sam turret?
Twitch is done for?
Of course.
Turn it first, okay
Oh, they're getting slammed.
What is happening? Get this off my screen. Oh, it's just shooting one rocket. It still
makes me reload all of them. Got it.
That's hard. It's just hard to get it to where I want it.
It's hard to shoot like I can get to the general location, but it's hard to get it past that general
You see him on that gate
I see you
Like that right there, I feel like I should have killed.
I mean, it's right next to them in their fucking rockets.
they crashed already I think so they did it
I just don't think I like this I don't think I like it I ain't that far I'm at
I just don't think I enjoy the flying in this game and trying to shoot with it
I enjoy like the flying and the dropping stuff, but like the aiming is just complete and utter fucking aides.
Can you make it to where you don't turn so fast? Is there like a sensitivity on that you can do or no?
Yeah, I already have it controlled out.
Let me look.
Let me go fly out here really quick, see if I can't do something, because what I have
right now is absolute shit aides.
Monitor matching. So what would it be? Vehicle weapon sensitivity? That one? Air vehicle multiplier?
Which one is it?
If you're looking for the helicopter system, the air multiplier, you won't learn with that
if it's too fast.
Oh yeah, that's a lot better. Alright, let's try this now.
Oh, wow, okay, this might be a lot better, up to sea though.
It just didn't pop my flares.
Now they're on that tower, it's just switched out.
Is that the same tower?
I'm not looking at the wrong tower the whole time.
Tower three, I've been looking at tower two.
Oh god, I'm in immense amounts of aids and pain.
I'm in immense amounts of aids and pain.
We're gonna give it another try.
I'm losing my fucking mind.
Bro, how is Twitch down again?
Isn't this like the fourth time this week?
Isn't this the fourth time this week?
Gotcha.
All right, there's that, grab flares, hopefully they shoot out this time.
I think it's just like if you refresh or something, I don't know.
How is this?
You know dog water?
It's just it's a very, it's very hard to actually tell where you're going.
Which is a good thing.
I mean, it'd be terrible if people are just in the sky, everybody was shrouded, just
killing everyone.
So I get it.
But yeah, it's pretty shit aids.
Hopefully we can figure it out here.
Yo, I don't think you're the 5th gifted, baby!
Yeah, they're just looking for me.
let's go shameless motherfuckers
We got one left
Let me ask for mortars
You gotta get more players we'll come right back out
I think the frustrating part about flying is you'll pull somewhere and then the heli
will pull you back.
Like it just, it's just like, you're like, okay, he's right here, I'm going to shoot
and then the hell he's just yanking you all the way to where you just turned from
I don't really understand that like why what
Oh there's flight assists yeah well that's fucking stupid okay is it is that like should I should I turn that off
If you don't like the auto maybe you're around yes all right i'm gonna turn that off i'll try that
I mean you can't keep it on, I mean you can try that with the DOS, I like it off because
I like having full control.
Alright, let's try that.
Oh, bro.
Oh, bro.
That is so much better for this.
Let's try it out.
We're going right back at him.
I can feel the difference now.
Come on baby, these motherfuckers have been messing with us all game.
Come on chat!
This is it, this is our time.
There's a man in the tower.
Oh shit!
That's not good.
Holy fuck.
wrong tower again
oh mother fuck
We got a mortar these motherfuckers.
I got a goat.
Fuck!
So you guys should back off that tower swing, go north.
I will be good at dance, I will!
I REFUSE TO BE BAD AT THIS!
Music's too loud.
This is into the windblow!
I have to turn this up, I'm sorry.
All righty, where do you guys need me at?
I've done nothing this game.
Got it.
Where's that tank?
Where's that tank?
Symphony, are you on a tank right now?
Uh, no, no.
the tank is who I want.
I'm trying to take out the green team's borders. It's hard, boss.
It's so hard. I'm trying
We're gonna do it we're coming in hot
Fuck I missed everything
come on hutch come on hutch you got this shit we can land one singular rocket
it's for all the marbles we can do it chat we can do it I believe do you believe
Do you believe? Do you believe?
Larkin! We got this shit! Come on!
I don't think this guy would be that drunk anymore.
I jumped out! There's a second time! Run for your lives!
We're going back in, Lock-In!
oh shit balls oh shit balls well and then tore me up shit guys maybe this
just isn't for us I don't know
Wait, what? What? What?
I pressed the fucking fire!
Oh, we're out of flares, okay.
That'll happen.
We are gonna lose every dollar we own.
We are gonna lose every dollar we have.
We are going for today and it is, it is what it is.
It is what it is.
We run it back.
We run it back.
We run it back.
Let's go!
Wait what do you guys what do you guys mean by mouse control what do you mean by mouse
control?
You can move the helicopter with your mouse, not lift your arm.
Missile mouse control like that?
No, how come when I try to fly my mouse doesn't move my heavy.
Wait what?
Let's try it on.
I found the green artillery right here.
Wait, why can't I go side to side?
There's no two artillery tanks on me.
Oh
Baby, okay. Yeah, we're gonna fucking die, but we're gonna try
we're fucking dead but this might actually be crazy hold on a second tanks
oh my gosh
okay hold on hold on
But if you want to be a little mosquito-constructionary thanks, I'm not going to hang back there, there's two of them.
On my way.
Don't mark again?
Thank you.
I sent Alpha all the way up to the right, so safe, don't shoot you down.
It's right through there.
I got two or three or two other tanks, I think I got two of them red.
I'm repairing and I'm coming back also.
Oh, I see you bitch pussy.
I hit him once.
Where's the artillery tanks?
Oh, he crashed!
Already better with this.
Oh, motherfucker!
Well, you going, bitch pussy?
NOOOOO, FELL YOU!
Is that a mortar?
Oh, that's how we do it, thank you.
Nice to know the nurse.
We should be lucky enough to have roughly 80 so far.
I
Get credit for that I didn't get shit for that
Oh a TV I see them I see them are you running through beach?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Fuck you bitch fuck you oh my gosh wait that's the resupply
Not today you bastards
Fuck you. Oh, shit. That's a tree
Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where'd she go? I see him!
Yes! Yes! Save it! Come on! We're not useless! We're not useless! Oh, God, huh? She might have learned to fly!
Oh my god! Reloading!
I will be a mosquito to the artillery tanks now.
This is fucking awesome!
The music is fire.
Oh my gosh, this is about to be our first ever profitable
Helly flight!
Oh my gosh, I'm so excited!
This is the greatest day ever!
Nooooo!
Oh my god!
Give me back out that way when you feel...
Let's go!
You green motherfuckers! I'm coming back!
Lock in! New song!
No, new song! New song!
A torturic tank door, if you wanna come back.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Where yet? Do a mark!
Uh-oh, right here, right here, on the mark.
On my way.
Rubber Ducky, this is Rockhart Nipple 76.
He's literally just had me shooting.
He's not moving.
You still think he's shooting or two of yourself?
I don't hear them.
Right.
They just thought he'd buy a fucking UAV, nevermind.
Oh, is he dead?
Yeah, he died.
He got hit by an UAV.
Where is that helicopter chasing me?
But he sucks, so...
He's anxious about the UAV.
I don't know if he's going to do that.
I don't know.
It's actually about the head tube rocket's on it.
Nope, not today bitch. Not today bitch, it's our moment.
It's our moment.
It's our moment.
Hold.
No!
They got defenses
I need more flares.
You
All days sure. Thank you
Bitches
Bad run bad run
I can't hear you I'm jamming what'd you say
Let's do it let's do it
Oh
I do
Is this is I'm not saying normal as in their stream sniping. I'm saying normal as in like would you have a helicopter like this?
Do they always have like
Multiple anti-airs on you like a motherfucker. Are these guys just playing well?
Or is this just something I'm gonna have to be like getting used to and trying to figure out how to take them out
Okay, got you and it's it would be my job to take those out, right?
Uh, the moors and, like, AA stuff? Yes, but also no.
Like, trying to get these moors to do it, but it's very hard.
They got a lot of them.
Got it.
Like, especially in the Philippines, when everyone's watching, you try to fly,
you got, like, six Sam's not shooting at you.
Got you, got you, got you.
So it's my, I just gotta get really good at it.
People are saying I should, people are saying I should go backpack with flares
and I can just throw them in while I'm out there.
Should I do that?
You can do that.
I'll do that with rockets, most of the times.
So I should get rockets and flares?
And will it load out of my inventory
or am I gonna have to park the heli?
You stay out for a long period of time.
Oh bro should I just buy the one that's a hundred thousand I'm gonna be honest
there's a chance I this is the only thing I do let's just get good before we
do that and then where would I buy that from where do I buy that ammo from do I
I'm gonna buy it from inside the heli.
Okay, I'll do the V-Hipple shock.
Okay.
Is Close Beta just send it? I mean, I'm going to, but I want to be able to buy this for the next six hours and not run out of money, bro.
You know? I don't care about losing money, I care about being able to keep doing this.
I
Tori full inventory full so how do I do it now?
How do I do what do I do now?
Hit F
Oh, if I'm only gonna be able to have that look at this. Oh, bro, this is meta. This
is fucking meta.
Yeah, I can't
I'm going to try to save the tank, I'm going to clear a pair of cans just to clear that
I
Games about to end so I might have just
Seven or something. Yo, did you guys need something?
Hey, bro, what what?
I haven't heard you since wall ins game brother. You have no idea what I've been doing
I have been flying this helicopter around. I've crashed six helis. I'm down 300,000. I have remapped all of my T-bines
I've been trying to rocket. I rocketed someone off of an ATV. That was the highlight of my journey so far
It's been a lot of fuck shit. Damn it, but it is been so fun
Would you say I
I saw someone point about flight assist for you or armor was did you turn them on or off?
I turned them all off and so basically whenever you're ADS it's when you go to shoot somebody
It would it would like pull me backwards
So I would look left and it would pull me back to the right so now wherever I look
I stay looking there. The only problem is if you don't turn fast you're gonna fucking blow up
So you gotta you just got to be like
You're talking about if you like spin the heli with like Q and E, it doesn't put you back the other way?
Yes.
Anyway, how the fuck did you do that?
It's a setting. It's assisted heli setting.
Is it Hoda's? Mine are all at the same time.
I don't know the exact key bind though.
Shangri-Z actually, what are you going to do?
Ah, we're not gonna leave you out of there.
Let's turn off the flag assist, sir.
Yes, sir.
I'll ask you to use it.
I'll keep in control of the night, I'll keep in control of the night.
I'm killing these guys.
You can turn them off, please.
I killed the pilot!
I did not kill the passenger.
Oh, yes.
We're doing it, we're doing it.
I NEVER DID- I- I NEVER- GO FLY ALONE! I never- I never- I never put the flayers back in.
I NEVER PUT THE FLIRES BACK IN! I WAS TOO EXCITED!
FUCK IT!
The game was over anyways! LET'S GO!
Yo!
Yo!
This is peak!
This is peak!
Dude, I can actually fly a heli.
Yo, I can fix a heli top for you.
That shit couldn't do you.
Oh, thank you so much!
This is peak.
You're not complicated, Slapy.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Boys,
I am fucking rockin' in this helly now.
Wait, is it way better without the auto shit?
Bro, I just shot a helly out of the air with rockets.
I mean, this is so much fun.
You're like fully erect right now.
Dude, dude, you will not see me have a gun in my hands the rest of the day.
Absolutely not.
Oh, shit.
Literally the rest of the day.
Checking this route?
Okay.
Alright, so I want to turn off all flight assist, right?
I just turned it all on I'm gonna try it
It's gonna be awful, but it's gonna be great. So you want to end in here boys? You want to uh, yeah
We can say this lobby world here. We should you should turn off the flight assist and make it to where your pitch
Right it's a chance that pitch is on your mouse and left to right. Oh, I have that I have that
Yes, I didn't even have that I was doing it with like where you like turn left and turn right right like that thing
Yes
Yeah, I put that on my mouse button. Wait, Chad tell something to get in there
Wait, you have wait on say that you have your yeah say that again. Yeah, let me
Whatever that is y'all mouse left and mouse right on my mouse bumpers
So when you initially turn on its roll that's up and down you want side to side so y'all and
Then you want that sensitivity
Like I have mine on like 25 so I can actually I can actually move where I want to move an aim where I want a
y'all that's how you say it stop fuck with me chat y'all y'all I can't get on
the team all right everybody back out everybody back out I got back out yeah
yeah let's get these settings dialed in too all right let me look at this yeah
track I think so bro oh no no no yeah I'm gonna say tomorrow tomorrow so
left and right you put on yaw all right so let's listen let's listen let's listen
rotary vehicle mouse control enable it yeah underneath helicopter mouse swipe left and right yaw
yeah helicopter swipe up and down pitch okay helicopter mouse pitch sensitivity 25 what's wait
what's your dpi at well i'd be the same no no for 40 or something i the fucking chat what's dpi
bro said 40 yeah just go next bro this dude just said yeah yes 40% that's
actually crazy yeah 700 700 you fucking asshole 700 what a weird one I'm
I'm like half of yours.
Yeah, why the fuck is it?
Wait, how is it 700?
That's 700.
That's 700.
That's 700.
That's 700.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Wait, do you guys invert the Y-axis?
Because I put that on my screen.
But yeah, listen.
Mouse sensitivity, helicopter y'all, sensitivity, whatever you want, I'm on a 25% and 35%.
I'll probably do 25, 25, because like the big movements, you still want to do it
with your mouse and like your A and D.
I don't have any invert, I don't have any air vehicle invert, and flight assist's off.
Flight assist's off, that's the big one.
Yeah, I inverted the fly.
I'm excited now, bro.
Holy shit.
Dude, I'm telling you, bro, the flying is fucking awesome.
There is no better feeling.
I would have hurt the controls.
You would?
Yeah, because, yeah, when you put your mouse forward, it puts the nose down.
Yeah, yeah, it's way better that way.
It's way better inverting.
Not just weird for not inverting it.
Yeah, I'm dealing with most games that's inverting.
Okay, yeah.
That's what I thought.
I went to do it earlier with mouse control and I was going fucking backwards.
Yeah.
Like you pull down on your mouse and it puts the nose up on the heli.
It's good.
It's good.
Thank you, baby.
Thank you, baby.
Alright.
Are we ready?
So you're ready?
Alright.
So you're sitting all right
Yes guys, we have a real 20k viewers, that's right. All right join up
Okay joining joining joining joining
Or tonight kid join my chapter today basically we were all together like yesterday
It was like yeah, no way courage is more viewers everybody everybody back out
Yeah. Well, when you're on mobile, it shows that like you have like the full 40k you can't you can't see that it's
Looks like your view button. Hey, bro, it's you.
Yeah, join the channel and I'll drag join the channel and I'll drag.
Man, I just had lunch like an hour ago and I'm already thinking about my next deal.
What a J-Rot!
Oh shit.
That's crazy.
What a J-Rot!
Hello sir.
What a baby!
What's up baby?
I've seen a shiny Charizard dude.
Oh bro.
How are you sir?
Yeah, good to see you.
All right.
You can play this lunch sometime or what?
Yeah.
Oh bro.
How are you saying?
Yeah, good to see you.
Alright, you can play this a bunch some better what?
Say again?
Have you been playing this a bunch or not yet?
No, I've only played one day of the other play test and now there's a few more second day of the other play test.
Well I played a little bit last night to get my guy started though so he's got some level.
Papa hell yeah, we've been a fun man. Yeah, it's has been a good good session so far
Alrighty summit the best way to join is just to join me off of steam. Okay. Yeah, all right
Alrighty good to see you, man. I'll be you chairing. I'll be you join up join up
I've been watching a little while bro
I've been watching every game that you guys played and the YouTube recaps
I saw that you guys tied it up or you were what did you guys were one away from
Going to the next stage then you made it to playoffs and that's where I've left
From you child. Yes, you made it to the roster first game
I love the stream the very first team that we beat in our last season, right?
So they have their vengeance on us and the B of three and then we played our second playoff match the day before yesterday
We beat those guys to oh and we are playing another playoff match today another B of three
five hours okay I'll be watching hell yeah bro good time yeah I'll watch I'm a
watch that compete well it's been it's been a lot I I know your chat's been
doing it but it's been a lot of fun watching you play again truly yeah I'm
gonna try to maybe casually do it a little bit but I gotta get back to play
another games that's why you see me here on the little dogs yeah for sure
Oh
You might not
Yeah, I think we got a reset. Yeah, we might have to reset they we got
Armies joining these
Everybody
Is it not going faster you right now or might a different server?
What key rate? Well, I'm in five and twelve fourth eleven now
Yeah, we should probably back out
We're back out, back out!
They're just moving a little bit as well.
I'm like set up.
Wow, Hodge, that's crazy. You said we gotta back out.
I just went through five instantly and...
Yeah, just like that.
Wait until I get in there.
Bro, the Red Team just went through nine players.
Big beer!
Oh my...
Maybe don't even say when.
Type in Discord.
No, just type in Discord when to join.
Don't say anything.
I need I know the string sectors want to play guys and need you to understand
Have to get in the game first. Yeah, but they don't give a fuck
They're just gonna keep trying to be as fast as possible. I know I know come on
So we just offline steam and join the specific server that I I think we can just we can still do that
Just I think we just type in chat. Don't say when you're queuing a game
Yeah, just put it in put it in general David and we could all just look and do it there
There's two baddies! There's like bites in it, there's baddies!
No, just take it! I'm done. Thank you. I'm good.
I'll hide up then.
I have a good amount of it. I love you. Thank you. I'm sorry.
Alrighty. Are we ready? I'll put it in the um...
I'm just gonna put it in the general chat, okay? General chat. All the way up.
Okay.
Sim needs to hide screen, LOL. Three people just wrote my chat.
I'm I'm in I'm in I'm in something's ever changed in
God doing the sixth game
I'm like dude, I'm so excited to fly that fucking helly bro
I'm so excited
Okay, so listen this it is crucial that we make as much money as possible pre-20
20 points for our team because we are doing nothing but flying that attack helicopter
No, but they can see on his team that he's already in a game
great wait what happened nothing nothing nothing
literally no one is joining the blue team in this queue
it's still blue team has not moved in my bug we could also we could also not
you know pick a different team like you just want to you just want to here I'm
I'm going to have to type something in the chat.
Make sure you don't show a screen.
Yeah, like we could type a team color.
What's it take for you to say, hey, today, tongue also?
Is everybody in?
More messed up.
I am.
Yeah, I'm on a different team, though.
All right, now.
Armapilot, get on our team and everyone else.
You're on a different one than the one I just posted.
You can just hit a skate.
Hit a skate.
I'm trying to switch up.
Oh my god, he's on the team.
Yeah, some of it's dead.
I saw him, I believe.
I've been here.
Yeah, I'm good.
Oh, man, I might have trouble getting on.
As this server fills up, play Mark, it'll be easier.
There's only, it's not even close.
Nice, all righty, we're good.
All right, wonderful, here we go, please.
Okay, are we all good?
Now, Jared, yes, I'll start it now.
Jared, just so you understand what I'm doing, okay?
Before you get mad at me for not being there,
I'm going to be up in the entire top, the entire top.
OK, you're watching.
I love it, bro.
I love it.
Yo, the blue base is kind of drippy.
It is.
It really is, yeah.
Join the squad, gentlemen.
It does look cool.
I agree.
I agree.
I like the blue base.
I like this.
The blue outfits suck, but.
I'm going to be honest.
I like this setup as well.
It's a lot more open.
Yeah, it's spacious.
There is one of you just game what I want to do I'll tell which one's fine
Let's go you give Bob I'll take people
What's happening? Oh my gosh my mouse is my shit again. Oh no.
Alright, I'm gonna try to fly. No one, I would recommend no one get inside my helicopter.
What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? Why am I just spinning?
What's happening?
What's happening?
Thank you for fixing that.
I don't see what that's.
I don't see what that's.
I don't see what's happening here.
I don't see what this is kind of...
I don't have the control, I will say.
Well, I know which heli's mine.
I just watched out to one.
Not gonna lie.
What's happening?
Alright, see these new settings, Drew.
What's happening?
It's not too bad. What's happening? What are we doing? Oh, it's a little bit wobbly
What's happening about the flying? What's happening? What is happening? It's not that bad. It's not that bad
Oh, what's happening?
Oh, you can't buy the many
What is happening? What is happening? What is happening? I can't I can't
I literally am just spinning around in circles.
Yeah, but it's just moving! It's just moving!
Look at this! Why is it doing that?
Oh man.
Oh, I should probably close the squad if we could launch a ramp.
The squad's crazy.
I
Gosh, it's this it's this
Bro, I can't stabilize
I'm telling you it's it's lit I'm bugged I have whatever you want. I legitimately have to be bugged
It's it's it's it's it's spinning like I don't have a real fucking rotor
You're not bugged what is happening?
I'm not moving my mouth. It is literally just spinning look
That's normal
I can't afford this!
If I crash I'm gonna be poor!
Actually I can't I'm rich.
I know
I'm going for it oh
Sweet God
Bro, bro, you cannot tell me
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!
I've lost all control!
I've lost all control!
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
Oh man, we're dead.
We're not dead!
Oh, we're dead.
Yeah, there she goes.
FUCK!
DAMN IT!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
What? What? What the fuck happened? What the fuck happened? What caused that?
No wonder about lost money. It happens.
Let me turn this on for now. Flight assist. Alright. Let me get up. I won't crash it.
Crap shit. I just gotta see if this is what what was wrong
Bro, is it normal for it to just fucking spin around like Michael Jackson what the fuck was that?
out of the way I'm coming in get the fuck out of the way everybody in my chopper
don't get in his you can't be trusted don't get in his he he can't be trusted
I need more my okay fuck everybody I'm delivering pellets die
And we're back!
SHUT UP!
BOO! BOO BOO!
I'ma come back for you, bitch!
I stole this to get you to take the helicopter out of your vehicle. I got $1.6 million dollars. I'm fine.
my love crazy ball they give her a 56 on a bandage oh shit
All right, my man, thank you
I trust me, I got 1.6 million, I do not need money.
Jesus!
One more, oh no, fuck this, fuck this, fuck this, fuck this, let's get ready for the attack helicopter.
So bad!
Take it easy!
Oh, nevermind, redstakin' it.
Oh, blue ticket, land it back.
Oh, red ticket, going out.
I just want to get your money back.
Easy!
What's that noise?
Oh, that's a rocket!
What are you coming from bitch?
Oh my god!
Was that another one?
Oh, sweet god.
Ha ha, dumbass, who was that?
Oh
Take it easy
Can I trust you, you have to figure it out?
Come on in brother.
I'll put my 15-3 kit on you.
Who you honking at?
Shut up.
Okay, we'll dive in a little, you know.
Welcome to Hot Chair Lines. This is your captain speaking.
We're going to be flying at around 2,000 feet.
I forgot to buy flares. If you hear a rocket,
Hey rocket, jump out. Don't cost me money. I apologize in advance.
We gotta stay low.
Easy peasy. Oh, shit balls. Do the trees. Do the trees. Do the trees. Do the trees.
Oh, damn it! To the base! To the base!
Everything's fine.
Sweet God, sweet Mary, we come to you today.
Sweet Lord, baby Jesus, three pounds, four ounces.
Sitting in your golden manger, healthy Lord.
goodness oh goodness oh goodness you have no rotor no shit jackass coming in hot
everything's fine
Going on bitch plus this is rock and roll
It's time
Like a glove
Backpack we want the big one fuck it. I'm confident in myself
I'm confident
So I can load in ammo and flares from my backpack by just hitting F and going to inventory right and then I would just
drag it from here to there okay so
We're gonna bring a bunch of flares.
What you can do also about it, is you can put a wrench in a fuel canister also in there.
Ooh, good ideas. Hell yeah.
Oh, shit, balls, shit, pussy.
Shit.
Good.
That should be fine.
That should be fine.
That should be fine. That should be fine. We have that. We have that. We're good to go.
What is fuel takeoff?
Ah, fuck it.
Fuck it. Let's ride. Oh, my settings.
If I'm using the minigun, I'll take two fuel canisters of ranch and a bunch of flasers and...
Let's rock and roll.
Oh yeah, we're ready.
I
Have music before yeah, okay
Next song
Club thank you, but I
that is super chat come on yep I want it off I want it off
wait is it off or is it on it's off okay
Where's those supply trucks?
Pound one!
Oh, sweet God help me.
I'll take you to the fire battalions.
Where you are, sir?
If you aren't so fast, the hell he wouldn't fall as fast.
Mods?
BADNAMMOTHERFUCKER!
YOU BASTARD!
Shit!
Yeah, piece of shit.
Alright, that'll happen. That'll happen to the best of us. Let's go. This time will be
different. Watch this. Chad, how much did we start with? How much are we down?
We're down 150k, sweet god help me.
Brains asking for tools to be dropped off, tower one, not today, bitches lock him.
Not this song!
Are you fucking cereal?
okay jackass you're gonna hold me outside the fucking spawn
little piece of shit
yep I see it
Well boys!
Bitch!
What's up?
Get out of the stream pussy!
Now I'm the one hunt you!
That's right, run away! Run away! Run away! Legs between... penis between the... bitch!
But you're not a bad pilot. Those rockets are just better at being rockets than your flares are of being flares.
Where are they?
Where are you?
Next song.
Oh, this is an interesting choice heaven.
West Virginia.
Blue Ridge Mountains.
Oh, river.
Life was old then, older than the trees.
The mountains, country roads, take me home to the place I belong with Virginia,
Mounted Mama! Who the hell showed that me? Next song?
We did it, bitch!
Oh, shit.
Oh, welcome back, bitch, pussy.
Welcome back, bitch, pussy.
Where you going?
Hey!
Hey, you!
Where you going?
I'm coming!
Marilyn Monroe!
Marry and let my iron rule.
You go it bitch!
Not today.
No!
That was my chance, I fucked it up.
I was going too fast.
That would have been so much money.
Where'd he go where'd he go I can't fucking turn the way I want to turn
please please let me hold
I could have been a lot more money, but I'll take it we got one more set of rockets
where's that other pussy oh they're all underneath me fly by initiated
Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Please god, okay. All right. All right. Let's go back to base. We need more who's this guy
Sweet heavens help me
It's a fucking dog fight all right, let's go get some stuff
Oh, I'm going back to the wrong one
We they saw it up on y'all!
Did the wolves be turd it?
Alright we need rockets flares?
Oh!
Look at you you dumb ass you gonna crash now.
Looking like a bitch.
He didn't crash all right, whatever fuck that guy. Oh my I might run out of fuel. Oh
No, don't run out of fuel I command you to not run out of fuel. Oh
Shit
No, we can make it we can make it the fuel cost me a hundred and fifty dollars. I
I can't afford this.
Beautiful. Wonderful. Isn't it?
Wow.
I need a lot more flares they're getting some anti-empty air devices
Wait here here here
You can get one more flair
Alright, from now on we buy flares first.
We've done that a lot better.
Alright, we're good to go!
Minus 24,000.
We have not profited a singular trip.
We almost did that one time.
Come on!
Reloading!
i could have brought more
we're back out
surveying the lands
I'll go right side this time.
Oh, love this song.
hit him once
oh fuck you I want him
I'm right out of bullets again before I get actually killed.
I gotta be careful with that!
Is he gone?
Fuck!
Fuck!
We got to get closer to these guys before we start shooting.
We wait for this big guy again and we kill him.
Damn, they just smoked his ass.
Hold on, I got an idea.
Conserve fuel.
We can serve fuel.
I'm on my way to the scale.
I don't need a rocket.
it's fucking bitch trying to reveal asshole there he is
You fuck off asshole big birthday kids get away cuz you
He gets away again bro, I swear this little fucking shit helicopter your cost to me buddy
It's impossible, it's impossible to hit that guy.
He's just doing these flybys, burning ammo.
It's literally, he's not a chea-
Like it's just, it's fucking hard as shit.
I'm not hard, the game is hard.
like bro bro bro bro bro i'm hitting fucking hair off of a nats ass with this shit
Oh! I killed something!
Oh...
I hit him twice!
I hit him twice!
Big Bertha!
I only got one shot one shot one kill watch it
Okay, never mind. All right, let's go refill minus 20,000. We have not made shit
Fuck
Yes, I know, I know, I know, I have done nothing.
I hear you and I understand, I know I've done nothing.
But fuck you, eat my shit and I hate you.
I hope that explained a couple things.
Hey, I didn't even kill that guy. It was an assist.
Tell me you're lying.
Wait, is he a assist?
Is he a assist on right now?
It feels like it is, but I thought I turned it off.
No, I did I thought I'll check
Sweet God help me
It's fine, just more money I'm losing is what it does.
And I bought too many flares, yep, that'll happen.
I
My 28,000
New song
They'll out of my way
Oh reload and then we'll grab our rockets back actually.
If I were to just flip there I would have banned multiple people in this chat out of
a spike out of anger.
I
Know
Oh, yeah settings
Fight assists off
Fuck this I want my song
This is the run.
We will only shoot to-
Like, I just don't understand when the hell he just doesn't want to move. Nothing has changed.
Alright. I have an entire group of string snipers, literally just trying to blow me out of the sky.
It is what it is. I think at this point, if I want to do something like this,
I will quite literally have to just play in a fucking server that I can ban people on.
I think that is where we're at.
We now have people in helicopters flying with anti-air missiles to take me out of the sky.
That is heartbreaking.
But...
I'm going again.
I am going again!
We just have to be more aware.
I thought I must have just launched my ship too early.
We're going to try one more time, we're going to try one more time, we're going to try
one more time.
That is fucking heartbreaking.
I think bringing fuel is worthless I don't think we
need fuel. I think we just do our thing with this because we're pretty much either
dead or running for spawn before we actually need fuel literally every time.
Oh, well, whatever that is, is that... no, they lived?
You got this, Symphony, you got this.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Symphony you do not have this.
You do not...
That's all me for giving you false confidence.
Sorry boss.
Uh yeah, wait, we're giving this a hard time.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
All right, let's go.
All so here. Not just on his tongue.
Nara?
Good morning, new wardants.
Nada?
Where'd that respawn thing go?
Is that it down there?
Where's that? Where's the car? Oh, I see it.
We come back from a different angle.
I'm hitting that right it just takes a lot I'm hitting that for sure right
Alright.
Nice.
Where'd that hell he go?
He's out.
Fuck yeah baby, let's gooooo!
A couple more of those and we're back.
Hold.
Hold.
We're stalking our prey.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold. Hold. We're stalking our prey.
We're stalking our prey.
Where are you, you big bitch? Oh, shit!
Where is he? Where is he? We should have brought fuel. Whose idea was no fuel? Whose
idea was this. Where are you you bitch?
Oh
Oh shit balls I see you
Hold hold hold turning
Turning turning
where you at bitch are you there he is there he is he's so much faster than us
yo get oh my that was almost really bad
well I think we might be able to catch him so much faster
No way, no way I catch him, no way, no way, no way.
Fuck man, he's so quick, yo, I might need a refuel.
If you can land somewhere safe, I can go back to Mason Gear and get a finisher.
Okay, sounds good, I got a couple more flybys then I'll land.
Just be careful, but you know people's gonna be coming for you.
Ain't that the truth?
Oh, I'm on my side!
Holy shit!
Ah, we can go back to base. We go back to base.
I'm just gonna head back to- oh shit, I'm just gonna head back to base.
Okay, that was a good run, only minus 13k, we hit a stationary vehicle and that's literally
it.
I'm just going to switch off and talk, will we just be fly to their spot at killing them?
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, they had three same sites in their fields, I killed them all, I said help us.
Is that the guy, were they the team that had like NR4 at the very beginning with anti-air?
Was that those guys?
Yeah.
Bastards.
Well, minus 13k on this specific run.
We're about minus 100k this round.
Yeah.
Hey, looking good.
But, we're doing okay.
Oh my gosh, we're gonna run out of fuel.
I should a j-hook I should a j-hook we're okay. We're okay always j-hook
All right
Access
That's good there grab these boom boom and boom good now we go here I guarantee
that was probably Sam oh it was Shamu all right we go again Sam got out of
here Sam you good all right get the music film skip this way we've heard
enough good about this one let's go let's go boys come on
I'm going to take a look at this.
The carriage also got shot out of the sky.
I see you.
So while that's the new strat, these guys just all walk on missiles.
Yeah, let's uh, let's let's put down. Let's put down the hellies and just win the game these guys just sniping their dicks off
I just have one guy in a heli kamikaze me out of the sky with his heli, and he was waiting for me to come over there
He literally just flew his heli into my
Shit so it's the same people who have been literally in every lobby today
Feels bad classic classic classic classic classic. Well, I just lost 50 grand
Oh, I've lost out 300
Hey, what does it say on steam for you? Oh
63,000
71,000
Down like a hundred. Oh, dude. It's I've lost everything. I've lost it all I
Wish we could like blacklist people from being in our games like these people who are just joining off of us over and over and over again
I wish I could like yeah, so they couldn't continue to do it
It is kind of shame okay, it is kind of shameless. It's it's little every game is all the same people
Yeah, I mean the tricks and the whatever the guy who just killed me they've literally been on our team all day
I don't know what the fuck they're doing. Yeah, I
Do think it'd be worth to just put our steam on
offline
Yeah, there's two green players with double anti-air and are close to left.
All right, well, that was fun for a little bit.
That was fun for a little bit.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
I think after this game we try the other strat.
No!
I think we all make our steams private or offline so they can't run offline.
Yeah, I'll just put the server in the chat. I think that's why people are joining off. That's like crazy
Every lobby we get and people get us on their steam resins and that's just more and more people who are able to jump into our games
Yes, sir, that's come back. That's not me flying
I've given up on flying some money back
But we have a group of red team who's in the air, Kamikaze and our Hallease, and then the green team is just kind of set up with RPGs.
I'll send you a friend request arm after this game so you can still join us.
Err, yeah?
Yeah, that's what I do because I literally have six front requests from last game of people trying to join off me.
Oh my god.
Alright, so you might have to go for the offline too.
I have no, I have my games hidden.
My club who said he has six front requests from last game.
I got hit in the butt.
That's actually mild.
Nice, can you hear me?
Yeah.
fuck you
We shoulda got a mute this guy
No, no, no, you say the tunes
They're gonna hear me too buddy, they're gonna hear me too
Oh, you two
No, no
So I wouldn't ask you if I'm not thinking about it
It should be
Ha ha ha
It should be
Holy shit, that was so loud
I was rocking, bro
I got a grenade. I got a fucking grenade thrown at my feet while I was dancing
Bro the amount of helis that are blown up everywhere is insane
I'm with you, Sam.
Oh, look up, Sam, look up, look up.
Oh look up same look up look up
Nice
Yo
We're gonna go, uh, we're gonna set our steams off lines and these people can't like just answer
We're doing up recent. Yeah, we've been getting things like it's been bad all game, bro
fuck i wish i'd see four right now
i know
oh i tried
Oh, we're getting sniped now.
Oh, we blew it off, we blew it off, we blew it off, door's open.
I
Jumping quick. I'm good in there boys. I'm in I'm out
I traded you
Oh, brown crate! Brown crate! Brown crate!
Check in later.
Hey, Brown Craig is hiding in the Brown Craig.
Nice!
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Ah!
What the fuck?
Someone's put you inside a wall.
Ah, it'll happen.
What's up, pussies? You wanna shoot RPGs all game?
Knock, knock, motherfuckers!
I'm going to Tower 4.
fuck you fuck you we're coming in bitches
stop for the one by the church oh my gosh I brought an electric ammo
oh yeah it is actually yeah
Let's get a sniper spot.
Let's take the fob, take the fob!
We already hit it.
Nice job boys.
I'm not wearing that.
Get in crane!
Make way, make way!
I don't know why that happened.
Ooh, lucky dog.
He's back in the crane! Res me, I'll snipe his ass!
I was going to fall over there.
Thank you, that's sad.
Was this something like a meaty thing?
Right side crane, right side crane.
Are you first ready?
Not ready, not ready, healing.
Yeah, touch me.
He just, he's tucked, he's tucked over there.
He knows we're looking.
Hey one over there by Red Truck.
No way that's a miss.
Fuck!
No way that's a miss.
crazy Paul. Are they taking our drill? I think we're taking the fob here. Got it.
I wonder if our guy over there on the tower got him already.
Yeah, I got shot by a mosey somewhere else, I don't know where.
There he goes, okay.
No clue.
No clue, no clue.
I missed, no way that's a miss.
Must have moved last second maybe.
two shots
missile AA thing in that window
fuck
there's a tank I think somewhere over there
There's a train.
There's a train.
That's just a train's bar vehicle.
Oh.
Did you call again?
I'm hitting him he's in the window he's on 400 meters to that guy
Hitch, hit pager on your keyboard to aim at different distances, bottom right corner of your screen.
Got it, if he...
Headshot at one, but he's alive somehow, what the fuck?
Holy shit.
I have no idea where I'm getting shot from.
I
See that
These sons of bitches, bro
oh he's dead is that the church oh he's shooting from the church
fuck me why my heart why where is why is it going to the left
What?
Holy Trader Chots!
Hey, my job is keeping that guy off of that shit. Fuck him.
Thank you, thank you, I can't fucking hit this guy.
he's equally shit so that's fine oh my god oh my god
This is hell, this is why I don't snipe.
OOOH MOTHERFUCKER!
I hit him!
He's just probably wondering how you haven't died yet.
They have four snipers up there, all aiming at us now.
Huh?
What kind of fabric is that?
Oh, it's a nice one too.
Nice.
Thank you, baby.
Oh, me.
Throw a backup.
Okay, he really figured it out.
I don't know anything about it here.
Like, this gun is fucking dog shit.
Oh, I think someone's underneath this.
Oh!
Yo, that gun is absolute horseshit.
I am aiming directly in front of me and the bullet is going like the farthest left I've ever seen
Is it like a durability thing or is it just the gun's bad?
I think I'm done. I think I'm done peeking this guy fellas
Yeah, for sure. Thank you, my friend. Thank you.
You don't even have a fucking chest plate anymore.
oh my god he takes the head he he takes the
head as well
you must be like swapping out and healing every time
speak me bitch
shit right there oh I'm out of ammo fuck
I'm working on it.
Yeah.
You lose, bitch! I see you on the wall! Fuck you!
Hold this, pussy!
Very nice.
You know those fuck-up streams, ladders.
Holy sweet God, I'm so glad we're out of that game. Oh my gosh. Minus 31,000. Minus 45,000.
I lost so much money. I lost, I'm in shambles. I was 3-12, thank you.
All right, so
Sounds good. We're we're fighting our steams, right? We're just going we're we're just going offline. I believe offline should do the trick
All of us I think that we gotta make sure all yeah, I think you just have to appear invisible
Yeah, I think invisible. I think yeah invisible and that should solve that problem. Hopefully
Yeah, so all of us need to be invisible on Steam, and then we need to hide our screens.
And then I will post the server in the general chat.
Watch, I'm going to send a note in here really quick.
Okay, go ahead.
I'm leaving, I'm looking.
Yeah, we can do that. That's a good idea.
you.
You're finished. And we're gone.
Alrighty, make sure you guys do.
Make sure you guys do what uh
courage just said if you guys
haven't already.
Right next to the bottom,
And then, there you go, got it, got it.
Everybody good?
Yep.
All right.
Yep.
I think for the sake of it right now,
just to make it easier for us,
he's a mid-rich team too, I don't care what's going wrong.
At this point, I'd rather be mid-rich.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mix up the team too.
Yeah, I agree.
It's honestly kind of nice winning against Blue.
I had like six people on my chat be like,
holy shit, World first, Blue win.
I'm just currently looking for a server because there's just this is the best thing we got
I'm going to keep hiding, I'm hitting the level confirmed, I'm not only in but I'm on the
team too much that was so much easier.
Yeah, I'm awake.
I'm on the team.
Okay.
On the team.
I see Summit.
All right.
Wow.
That was the easiest.
One shot at one shot.
One shot.
I think we just fixed it.
So here's the problem, right?
So are we trying to avoid them getting in quickly or just at all?
So we have, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we have a group of people, like probably 50 to 100 people who are joining off of their
recent streams.
So the same people are continuing to join us every single game.
And those are the people we're trying to avoid.
Yeah.
There's something screen.
Yeah, you're going to show.
Yeah, well, it's that, it's like.
We can't even get on the same team.
Like everyone else.
Yeah.
Or three or four guys you were get going after us. It's like whatever who gives a fuck
It's only one or four guys, but if it's 30 and on each team, it's just it's unplayable
Alrighty, I got a healthy easiest game we've ever joined
No doubt far. Yo, Tom goes. Thank you so much for the 20 gifted man. The other thing is like the last game
We go all right. Let's all try to pilot right five minutes into the game
This guy's got a fob and I forgot
outside
He's setting up the gun to pull up.
Shit.
Thank you.
All right, well, amen.
Hey, now we go win.
The life of, uh, the life of Schumann.
There it is.
Fuck it.
Who cares?
Hey, bro, I want to use tier three.
Are you sure you want that, sir?
Wait, you got tier three?
Get in, boys!
I'm gonna make you heavy as fuck.
Get in, boys!
Fuck it, then you!
What up, baby?
Hello, I'm just parking near here
What's up boys everybody in
Get in you meatballs. I need money. I gotta leave you some nobody fucking
I don't know who the fuck 20 Pizzerias is, but this is Hutch Airlines.
I need money!
I lost over a hundred thousand last game, so I'm going to drop you in the hot zone.
I need at least 20 kills of pop.
Can I get a hurrah?
Lock in boys, let's do this shit.
down with the green down with the green
down with the grain!
you see I'm like
down with the peanuts!
go go go!
how do I find him?
he's a badass pilot
fuck I forgot to push him!
that's fine jump on your boys
jump on your boys jump on your boys
go go go
I don't know who you are
jump to your boys jump to your boys
I'll rescue they'll rescue they'll rescue
just drop down to them
Right here. You're good right here. Go, go, go.
Or no. Alright, you can stay with me.
I can't jump out of that. I forgot to push you.
You just jumping your boys' rescue, you fucking meatball.
Hold on, I'm still stuck here. I'm trying to find your channel. I don't know where to find your channel.
No, you don't worry about it. You don't want to watch me. You don't want to watch me.
Fuck yeah. Put him in a bag, Tony.
I don't even know what the fuck you want. You put him in a bag. I'll find you.
You gonna make sweet love to me? Is that a promise?
I'm gonna get a pressure you bring me back.
Yes sir.
Is he on, is he on the, is he on the X?
How do I find this guy?
What's he look like?
Huh?
I don't need nothing baby, thank you.
Hey this dude is a bad ass pilot.
Hey watch, you in DCS, you in DCS?
You following DCS to here?
Son of a bitch.
What's up?
What's up, baby?
No, I'm all good.
Alright, go get a parachute. I'll wait for you. Go get a parachute.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Oh, mother. Tell him I'll get him in the next game.
Damn it.
how's everyone doing today what's up it was like 700k but I've wasted it all
and yes I just fly bro I just love flying
I
Take it for call me random that means a lot to me and I love you
Well, it was random that I ran into you, but I saw your name and I was like I've seen that before
Hell yeah
All right boys
Let's do this
Oh shit, Landmark's in here too?
Yeah, they encouraged JD and Symphony.
I don't know what they did so bad.
They're just fucking, they're just fucking...
Tell them.
Amen.
Landmark, you lost Landmark award.
I don't think so.
All of you got to remember,
Inferbality is about to be this morning.
Hey, watch, where's Sparsty?
Hahahaha!
Listen, I ain't gonna insult you since you got your son in the helicopter, but just let you know!
I'm a black belt and verbal jujitsu.
Get ready, boys!
Get ready, get ready, get ready!
Honey kills. Right here with your boys. Go ahead.
Tip your pilot, you cock-suckers!
Any 20 points?
Not yet.
Alright, nice.
We're making a little bit of money back,
and then we go with the attack helicopter,
the second that we can.
That was right. There's 250,000 people playing the game. Wait, did we hit it? Did the game
Actually hit it
So I'm a fucking knowledgeable genius
come on in boys I got you
oh what a J rod
it's gonna kick you out for a second just jump right back in jump right back in
fuck yeah we'll be back yeah fuck that guy hey hey hey you want a good spot all
right all right so I can give you a couple choices I can put you in these
these houses over here, do you see the ping on your map?
Or we can put you up like above drill two, like right here.
What's that?
Whatever, wherever you wanna go, where you wanna go?
Whatever, just give me the spot right beside people.
Got you.
I'ma drop these logis at drill three and then we'll go.
Bro, what about on top of this building, you see it?
Right next to the stands?
Uh, maybe not.
I'ma lower you down.
All right, right about right here, you're good.
Oh, can you get him out of here?
Hey, rest my friend, he ain't that smart.
listen you got a guy pushing your building you got a guy pushing your building as well
I don't know, but I swear I like putting the other map more than this one, but I just
get cooked on this one, bro.
I think a lot of people like the other map more.
I just feel like it flows better.
Yeah.
Maybe it's just because I played it more.
Oh it's a completely different game, yeah.
Listen, I- I- I'm gonna play a leaf tonight.
I got no problem with people joining into the game and, you know, hanging out.
Dude, the majority of everybody's good.
It just takes, like, people rushing to our base with RPGs to get us out of the air.
Like, it's just the weirdo shit.
It always ruins it.
It's in every game.
You'll meet a hundred cool people and it just takes ten people to ruin it for everybody
else.
Sadly, that's just how it works.
It fucking blows that it works that way, but just how it works.
That's what war is, dumbass.
And you're the definition of a retard in the YouTube chat.
Now that we've gotten the obvious out of the way.
All right, are we ready?
YouTube got sauce right after I said that good timing we got banned for fucking DMCA we had a good run
Will we get it fixed up?
Let's get in there boys
They didn't like the music
No, it's because we've been playing DMCA music the majority of the stream all day today, that's
what happened sadly.
Worth it.
So Night Moves by Bob Seeger is what got us out of all the music we've played.
moves what the fuck the worst one out of all of them right here boys this is
probably your best bet
Yeah, Gav, Gav, is, are you here?
I
Text them
It happens not the first time we've been DMC A it will be fine we're just gonna have to
take the string down put it right back up yeah pulling in now
What's up?
No, I refuse to split audio.
YouTube will get the same experience as everybody else,
and I will continue to wear bands for it.
I do not give a fuck.
We will not conform.
We will hold the line and I will get banned every day.
I don't give a damn.
Fuck them.
Wait, is YouTube back?
Is YouTube back?
Are y'all here?
Hey, I should come in, please.
You're back!
Welcome back!
Fuck yeah.
I hope you'll have a parachute.
Yeah, you motherfucker.
I know, it's not a good thing I should have done it.
I didn't die when you jumped.
Like the stream!
I love jumping out.
The way a reaver will pick you up.
Actually, I was gonna say, I had Reaver next to me, we all died though.
Yeah, we were enough to talk to that sponge.
That crew is in the fucking seat over there.
Bam bam bam bam.
Yeah, you guys are shies off for getting Nick to play in Tarkov.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
get ready boys
go on, get outta here good luck
yeah I'm not gonna lie how much I fucked up I didn't bring a better shoot
you guys should jump out right here Landmark, courage
Reaver you can jump out with these two and I'll pick you up
Yeah, right there. They'll pick you up. They'll pick you up. You're good
They mark you jump in oh
YouTube's on like high alert, huh? They're just they're just sitting on my channel now continuously banning me
You guys are such cock suckers
Yeah, they got some someone who just got back from a protest just waiting to ban me on any
fucking music that they hear.
Oh, Hutch played, Country Roads ban them.
I know, it's the AI bullshit.
We probably, our shit got flagged,
so now it's just sitting on us.
Like, StarNet.
All right, is it 20 points?
All right, we can go on the other one.
Skynet, whatever the fuck it's called.
Okay, 40,000, very nice.
We might actually need to help the team win this time.
So I say before we get in our heli, we'll take this respawn over to our tower and then
we'll go with our heli.
This will kind of be like money, our consistent money.
Absolutely dirt foot, thank you for the love dude.
YouTube, if you guys are coming in,
you guys can't hit with those bullshit ads.
We also live on kick as well.
If you guys don't want to have to do Prime
or whatever the fuck for the ads,
you don't, feel free to watch there as well.
Apologies for the DMCA you two makes us
It would it is he would oh my gosh brother this drive is insane
What?
So we're just screwed now we'll go back live here in a moment
We got two in these houses
We're just, um, we'll just for right now, I'll play some like, not I just, I don't know
if the AI is sitting on us, then it's just going to keep on taking it down for now.
We'll hold we'll hold with a little bit of no music for just a little bit and then we'll play it probably after like 3045 minutes
We just got to get the AI to get the fuck away from us. Oh
You're right we can buy the in-game music. We'll do that
We'll do that. Oh shit. I love the damn group
Who's goose goose out of here hobo out of here? There we go
Sorry, dude. Sorry hobo. God forbid you slur
Sing to us.
I've been found a night train.
Coming out of nowhere.
Get it on.
Night train.
Never go away.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something like that.
Oh, all right, sorry.
I won't do it again.
Apologies.
I tried
Have you guys enjoyed the stream today?
Have you had a good time?
Check in on the boys how's everyone doing?
right great I heard your YouTube twice yeah we got there twice it is what it is
hey Curious don't you have a contact to YouTube
no no no would you mind telling them just for me to suck my dick fuck you in
everything you love would you mind thank you also we tell them to get the
AI away from me, and I hate it
All right, so that's our message along. Thank you so much
Thank you so much. Did you see that new AI thing that got revealed the other day was a astro sex?
No
Do it it looks it it's like it don't totally start parts of Jarvis
Yeah, it's basically that
It's like you have jargon.
I'll come back for you!
Open the gate!
No, somebody, they're talking to it, and they're like,
they draw me this image,
turn it into a 3D model,
put it in a video game,
and then send it to my 3D printer and print it out.
Like, it's insane.
It's crazy.
Yeah, that's nice.
And it's like, oh...
What's going on everybody who needs a rez I see you over there in the corner I'm coming
Everything's gonna be all right, yeah, no worries about a thing, I said everything's
gonna be all right!
All right, you're gonna feel me caressing your Johnson area, don't worry, it's nothing
but what has to happen.
Welcome back.
Who else needs help?
Alright, everybody's good, everybody's good, wonderful.
Shit.
Hey, you might do me a huge favor.
Would you mind taking your gun out and caressing my skull with the round out of your sniper?
It would be my honor.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate the opportunity to do such favors.
Thank you so much.
Hey, that was supposed to be my teammate who shot me, you jackass!
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Alright boys, that time we have all waited for.
Let's see what I can do for ya.
Yeah, you can do a lot of good things for me.
Give me that bitch.
It's time to...
That's my helicopter!
Hey!
Hey, that's my helicopter!
Nevermind, sorry Jeremy.
I don't know, I, oh, I need a backpack.
Oh, and then I can grab.
I have to go buy it from that guy, right?
I
Turn the setting off
team kill who did I kill
punch can you fly me well I I guess I'm yes or why not give me a moment
okay where is this shit
Purchase an exit. I can't fly everybody. This is a rocket launcher
You guys might have to get a secondary whatever McCulloch. Give me about a moment
It's only one seat, sorry
Give me one second just loading up my shiznip
Okay, thank you trying to see my wiener
All right now I just need to figure out how to
How do I how do I get the mix the mixtape? Where do I buy it?
How do I get it?
The vendor one second I just got to see if I can get a mixtape from the vendor
Vehicle. No mixtape. No mixtape. No mixtape. No mixtape. No mixtape. No mixtape. Nothing.
It's at the heli vendor. One second, Jack. Sorry.
Thank you, quick.
I
What up, baby
Any idea where I get a musical device Oh
Oh, I gotta do it in here, okay.
Almost ready, Drac.
You made a mistake in flying with me.
Only one person in here, sorry.
Sorry, boss.
I love you, boss.
I know you don't forget about me.
I love you, bitch.
Why don't you take me somewhere nice, huh?
You fucking crack candy almost hit me with that thing!
Yeah, that's what you get.
Alright, okay.
No, no, I'm shooting people out of the sky.
It's not letting me.
Hell is full.
I'm so sorry.
I'm trying.
Oh, I can't stand on the top, fuck yeah.
Who's lying to me?
Mods!
Badam!
Oh.
Oh, nevermind.
Richard Wagner, Gigalo, and Makumaku.
What we thinking?
Third one?
All right.
Now how do I play it?
How do I play it?
I'm so sorry that this is what you waited on.
This is insane!
A-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da-da!
You got three of your channels!
Watch, where's your song from? Is this your…
Star Wars, yeah, I think so.
Where you trying to go boss?
What the heck are you doing?
What the heck are you doing?
all right that guy's gone
I
Bro who the fuck told me to buy this I hate you
I'm dead
It is the hardest fucking thing in this game to fly these helicopters and that music I would rather
Die on repeat for the next 400 hours
Then play that fucking song again. Don't even ask me to play the fucking song. I will not
But I will purchase this a different song and maybe it will be better any but a moment
I lost everything everything near and dear to my heart is gone
Everything near and dear to my heart has been taken from me
And I am sad and for and I can't listen
I'm depressed
Something's in my eye somebody
I will give you aerial coverage
You just call in your air assistance when you need the best pilot in the game
You should you should have seen it. I killed nine different vehicles before I blew up
I just you got a you got a even if it's false confidence
I like how when you run through the grass you laugh because they pick
your balls because you're four foot four.
Yeah, oh God speed.
I don't have ticklish balls.
And now we know you're lying.
We all have ticklish balls.
Now shut up and let me lock it.
I didn't buy music tape.
Fuck the music. We're going in.
Fuck the music and fuck everybody in here.
Damn it.
Do we try and play a song and see if YouTube doesn't ban us?
Do we test the waters?
I feel like we've waited a good amount of time.
YouTube chat, be ready to switch to twitch again.
Don't say GGs.
Don't say GGs.
Don't say GGs.
Do some.
Worth it.
LOCKED!
Oh fuck.
Son of a bitch!
Oh! Green lives over here?
This is where I shall sit.
We're going for it.
We're going for it.
How did that guy live how did that guy live I'm hitting this motherfucker no
Oh
Yeah, they're gonna do there goes yeah, it's just they're just dead on us
Yeah, YouTube is literally just an AI just sitting on us and banning us on repeat.
Oh, YouTube pisses me off.
God forbid you listen to music and it's not licensed. We're gonna ban you until you stop.
You motherfuckers. You sons of bitches.
Um, let me see here
Grab these one more flares you got a half gas not good
So I like this but I feel like the gunner is better
I feel like this is like unless they have tanks doesn't really matter
How did that happen?
Like that doesn't destroy him.
I hit him with three rockets and he's still alive.
It's fucking nuts, man.
I'm telling you, I think the machine gun one is so much better.
We can't chase, ride a gas.
We back!
Welcome back, welcome back, chud behavior.
Oh shit, I'm dead from outer rock. I'm safe. He's just pulling a bush
We can we can switch if we need to I just I think this chopper is ass. I really do
I think this hell of a chopper may be of the cheeks
Maybe we try out
Yo, maybe we try out the other one now the gunner. I think the gunner is better because we can just hunt people
This is more of like vehicles
I think we go till we die in this and then we go with the gunner
Well, no, it's not, so we figured out, at least on YouTube, if you play copyright music,
it's fine.
It's just the matter of if you are playing the copyright music for an extended period
of time.
So like when we have an entire stream like we do today, where we're just playing music
for the vast majority of it, that's when we get DMCA.
Like whenever we do like legal edge in games and we're playing music for 45 minutes straight,
that's whenever they smite us from fucking existence.
But if we just play it like here and there it's fine.
Hi buddy.
Hey bud.
Oh, hi bud.
I love you.
Hello again.
Hello.
Hello my friend.
Yeah, it sucks.
Hello again hello hello my friend
The edge sucks sucks it is what it is. Oh, I didn't grab a tape again pock
You find with a controller now mouse and key
All right, come on, come on. Maybe we just go and hit that tower, see what we can do
to it. They're the ones with the anti-air right now. Just again, like, I don't think
we do any fucking damage
terrible destroyed a
are that y'all see them are that
oh my god wait no that's blue we're not blue this game
You see what I'm saying, like, dude, we're fucking smoking that thing and it's just,
it's fine.
This is not really anyone in there right now.
Look at that, look at that, where'd that come from?
It's on like the front side of it
Where are you where are you?
I'll see them
It's like in that corner
Yeah, it's not worth it.
Not worth it.
Here's what it is.
We'll chase after this guy.
Let me see if I can catch this guy on my blades.
No way!
I don't think they have any tanks. Someone just got killed with a hammer.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Fuck yeah, there we go! There we go!
YESSSSSSS!
Oh, I love you, woman.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh
No
Oh, uh, she might be getting good with the rockets.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Let's go back.
Get more.
Hold the phone.
Hold on.
I'm cooking, I'm cooking.
The blue team are killing each other with hammers.
Yo, I figured it out boys, I have figured it out.
Yo, is it gonna keep pulling up this hill?
It looks like, I think so, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I think for now we don't cross the ravine.
No, definitely not.
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna sit on the hot zone and try and kill them
Yeah, yeah mean being
Zimmer in here
All right, there's a million guys
How do you watch this entire fucking blue team is here about them much you need to focus right now top of that tower there
I'm watching him build an anti-air turret. I'm watching how I'm getting I'm re-upping right now
I'll be over there. She's not I can't do anything
Oh, okay, I'm out.
Hi, we got numbers here. Let's go. Fuck yeah.
Yeah, what's going on? Why are we getting our asses whooped?
We've been spending a little too much time focusing on the green team.
We're focused on the blue team now. We're good.
Cool.
That guy also, the pilot gay guy, he's under his name.
He is unbelievable. We need to kill him.
Oh, is that the one with the rockets?
Black next to you, did you get the guy next to you?
I could have held him seven blue slayers, he's unbelievable.
Got it, maybe there's more?
They're all across, across, across.
Yeah, that's the close guy.
You need something, baby?
That pilot is 27 and one.
What's up?
It's a gay guy?
Yeah, gay guy, he's unreal.
He's that good and it's not even problem.
That's insane.
God damn gay guy.
God damn gay guy.
Imagine how good it'd be in June, bro.
He'd be unreal.
Holy shit.
Watch out.
There's like eight blue players just sitting in the towers.
Okay. I mean, they're useless now.
They're doing nothing.
They're farming now.
I can see 20 blue players right now.
I'm not getting nice.
We've got blue stove pin this is the perfect thing to cross.
It's got dropping right here.
Yeah, right in front of us.
That's T.C. Forest.
I'm just going on a mission to get up into this fish.
There's a lot there.
Some of their spawn vehicles on it.
Is it green behind us now?
Yeah, green behind them.
Is it green behind us?
I think you guys should now turn and begin to focus that side a little bit.
but blue is so pinned and we have this hill they can't do anything on this
oh we're good we're good we just we just we made him a zone yeah but look that's
I'm saying look at where all our arrows still are you know why fact row boss has
been defeated happy to report I had to pop multiple multiple evasive maneuvers
but she has been oh she's reagro I will take no see she's basically my drug
They're trying to make me take my ass
Oh, so we titties!
We got him
I was gonna push on the back, so let me get up to careful
I've never seen so many players in one tower in my life
Little legitimate
15 people sitting in their tower, they're useless
It's awesome
Nice, nice
No way
We're fine, we're fine.
Right, someone's going past our hill now.
I think we have to rotate.
Yeah.
Yeah, I feel like we can stay with it.
Five boys, boys!
Fall back up blue, let's go get Hanzo right now.
Everyone out.
Nice, our team's really listening now.
We're going to win this game all over there.
How are we listening?
Yeah.
and he's already in the streets like we're sort of straight up in the streets.
And twice.
I'm sure I could have done that.
Not so bad.
I bet you I could have.
Yeah, people would have had the CT mark when they were there.
It's hard to hit him.
I think we fucked him up though.
setting and I'm resetting. I think we won that to be honest. I don't want to waste too much time on them.
I keep hitting F and it's pissing me off.
No, no, no.
London's lawn does his thing.
Did you listen?
I sent it down in the cliff.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, this guy had the best hiding spot ever.
He's right by my body.
He's a rat, bro.
He was like playing against the rock.
Oh, I hear him.
Can I go on him?
Nice.
Hey, track shooting today, buddy.
Fine.
It's a funny building.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm just going to leave the melody for when I have to tell him.
Yeah, yeah.
He's on the bottom floor, bottom floor of the two-story building.
Yeah, I see.
Oh my God, Drac just died during the tank.
No way.
Well...
took a while
just like that we're losing numbers gentlemen
took a while but we got it
green's getting it
we have a spawn truck
I think right now the zone is just pulling into green
we just need to update our base
I don't know where it stands
Yeah, hold on. Hold the fucking phone. Hold the phone. I'm kind of getting nasty. I just
don't know. I don't know how we profit. I don't know how we profit. I don't know if there
is a profit please oh shit tell the pilot you're with anything you need you
will the silent three right now
well that sounds like I need to bring fuel
shit on it courage I'm on it yeah we're set that point I mean we I'm down to
try to come back and win I think that that's our best yeah yeah yeah I hear
area we got two helos leaving either of them are bringing up a little I don't
think oh yeah they're definitely now ring of fuel
out of ammo great
for me going tracks I don't
You guys getting up?
What are you on?
I'm like, geez.
He's got a slow voice.
Alright.
Another one straight down.
Nice, dude.
Come on, Drap.
Come on, dude.
You see that shit?
That was cute.
Alright.
We gotta go refuel this,
and then we'll come back for the heli.
We'll get the second tape once we come back for our heli, but for now we have to do what our team needs, which is refueling
Let's grab some refuel
Wait the heli will be gone actually like for sure I don't think so
Oh
No, bro, I didn't change the settings I
Locked it
We're dead
I I'm just gonna say it bro the fucking that the big heli and and just a weight
system on it without flight assist is the most stupid shit in the life I've
been living why why making shit aids why why do I have to run flight support
Or the fucking helicopter wants to do fucking spins in the sky
It's impossible to fly it without flight support why why why why why make it so shit-aids
Why do this to me? Why do you hate me game? Why? Am I sit on God forbid it isn't?
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you my helicopter still there. Okay. Thank goodness
No, you have to have that setting on to fly these big burphas.
If you're flying the small helicopters, you turn the setting off all the time because you
can fly them.
They don't literally spin like your back rotor has been broken the entire time you're
flying them.
That's the problem.
It is horse.
What's our fuel like over there right now?
Let me check the thing. It is at 4,400. So pretty good.
Looks like they could use more building supplies. And we have currently
2,100 ammo.
You're going to have to be in that zone. Alright, some of it was asking for
a C4 drop on tower 2.
I need to go to the building now.
Yeah
I'm gonna do one more oil run and then one more one building supply run, then I'm gonna get back in the attack
That's your back in the mini gun hella big water the missile launcher
Yeah
Who's about to jump out like eight people on you guys on top of the church if you stop there flying behind you guys
I'm tagging the helicopter. There's a full belly. Nice good shit. I'm gonna be honest
I think we I think we I think we put this up and just grab our other heli
Yeah, well you guys took tower 40 there's so many there's so many there's so many take their code from the tower
You guys were right down the code from the tower, no
Bro mission AP how the hell did you shoot time in this slot here?
I
Wish professionals his levels of that shit
Yo, our response down any of you guys can fly
Can you take this and deliver a building supply crane an oil crate to the pop if you can't take the heli?
Yeah, you're right. You're right. We're gonna come back
I promise we're going to come back.
The biggest thing that could be helpful right now is we need to get him back down.
Oh, I lost my backpack, bro.
Green is trying to come back because they got this.
Just grab the crates, grab the crates, and drop off crates.
I lost my backpack. I'm depressed.
Fucking demon.
What the hell are you doing?
I love the backpack strap. It's definitely worth it.
Alright, alright. Our drill is seconds away from being finished, and we have enough fuel
for it. Zone's gonna pull to us.
Oh, there's an army of green guys here.
Yeah, I think make sure we live. Make sure we live after that, if you guys can.
I'm not going to take all these guys myself.
Go on.
Tray yourself.
You go shit.
I mean, what happens if we get all three tower codes?
We can also pull zone. That's what I was asking everyone. You guys took
Maybe we just hold this and you guys hot
Only one seat bro, I'm sorry only one seat
I gotta turn off the setting now
we got all right let's go let me change put this music on let's rock
I
Walk on hold on hold on hold on
I never reloaded
what what did the flares did the flare not work or what happened with the flares
So I just looked at I just went ahead and took the enter the chat and I got two answers too early too late
Hey, 10 for rubber ducking. I'll make sure I remember too early too late somewhere in between
10 for rubber ducking 10 for I think the real answer was is I was not mobile I think that's
what happened. Also, we literally cannot, another request, if I have war dogs, people in here,
please make it to where the music doesn't take up an ammunition and flare spot. Let
us have a separate location for the cassette tapes for Febor. We need a separate location
because I need every flare and I need every rocket in these cocksuckers.
I think I can hold more missiles if you want
Can't I don't know if you want to be in here boss. I don't know if I can
All right, fuck it, let's ride
That's fine just throw flares in like crazy
That's rock voice we got this shit
Yeah, we're gonna be joining peanut a little bit we're gonna hang out with the boys for a little bit longer
here. Boys, what do you need from me? Where do you need from me? Right now, we are just
getting bullied by this green helicopter that I'm now shooting at the airport. I have not
seen him at all. See, here's the problem. They have anti-air. We don't. Yeah, I built
an anti-air at our base, and we currently have nothing pulled too many, and he beat
me up off of it. But now I just swapped through an anti-air and afraid of closure.
Yeah, we have the circle and barely getting it.
We're barely.
We are the only people on our team.
We currently have no spawn point.
Any season stop, spawn vehicle stop.
Where's their spawn vehicle at?
I'll take it out.
There's a vehicle on the wheel.
Spawn vehicle.
Yeah.
If you just stop, we can all spawn.
I mean, I guess he's bringing us to the base.
He's on the screen.
All right, we're good.
We're about to have eight people.
Oh, god, god, god.
Oh my god everyone's jumping out the barbed wire no oh no this motherfucker
They're ready over at the spawn vehicle.
We're getting mortared. Oh my god.
They're going far.
Trying to lock me into our drill.
They're smothering.
They're kinda creepy. Get out of the car!
They're getting out. They're getting pissed off.
Take a game. Hell yeah.
He's the one to talk about that we like, you know
Oh, he's back. Oh my god
That means we all just shoot him
Bro, bro
Oh
Was that artillery what the fuck is that?
I think they have an arty tag, they have an arty tag.
It's so fucking delayed on when my I Y click to win it shoots!
It's unbelievable!
No, he's one shot!
yo lay down and rescue, lay down and rescue, bro
fuck that guy bro
he's literally just waiting for me to fly out
but he's attacking me
fuck him, let's go hit these guys
I need to do something
what are you running?
no one's here
yeah, you're getting assassinated
oh fuck, I'm dead
Fuck, I'm dead.
I need a flare in, I need a flare in!
We need to start spilling out of here, because we're gonna get artillery to...
Yeah, I was trying to get some space, we got to make that hill a little bit.
I'll come with you to your mission come on, come on
Holy fuck
You're getting slammed right now.
Yeah, that fucking hurts a lot for that.
No, no, no.
Yo, I'm here for the mission.
Come on.
Okay, okay.
Bro.
I'm telling you, the-
The drill's off.
I just, for me, I would think that if I was digging balls, like if my, the tip
of my penis could caress the blade of the helicopter that my rocket would be able to hit them that
close away. I didn't think that it was that fucking behind on when I shoot. I just think
Chopper on chopper unless you're hitting like the big heli's it's just worthless
Unless they are literally on the ground part
It's just not it's just it's way too many shots to kill one another
Like they they should kill me faster, and I should kill them faster. Is this just a spawn vehicle chilling here
Yeah in the base
I'm gonna drive back as well. Get in this thing.
You just go take a heli, I'll take this.
Yeah, you got that, bro. That's gonna be a long drive.
Yeah, mini-gum heli is a lot better. We should have bought it instead of this, to be honest.
Try to move it. We definitely should have bought it instead of this.
Slightly lower than the set, okay, I've got it.
Yeah, I guess, yeah, that makes sense.
So we need to aim like, okay, okay, that makes sense.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
That helps my brain kind of comprehend where I need to shoot.
We've got to hit this tower.
We have to, even if it kills us.
I'm down.
I've got nine floors and two rockets, so...
Got it.
Must be sparing floors.
I should say it just doesn't let me turn where I want to turn even whenever I line it up
I still don't get the turn where I want.
Like, I'm literally at it and I just try and move left, and I ain't just sit, so you just can't.
Is my auto-assist on?
It's not.
Oh God, it makes me so fucking mad. I hate it
No, the players are doing something it literally like if you don't have flares you're dead
But there's not really you can dodge a rocket, but it's like you literally have to almost kill yourself trying to dodge it
Yeah, I would be honest
I think this chopper is utter complete dog shit and you have to run with the the machine gun chopper
They're not good they're not good at all
You have to hit three rockets on a heli to kill one per person, but the the explosion radius is so tight
That it's just it's impossible man
Sometimes it takes two to kill on rockets. What for a person on the ground?
That'll happen won't it that'll happen that's
Peacock motherfucker
I mean I say we go right back at him again, man. Hopefully I can hit these shots on that top turret
But again, I don't think I destroy it
Yeah, I'm not sure, but I just let him know that's what happens.
All right, we're just gonna ignore that guy, thank yous for enjoying being on the screen
and we're gonna go after this tower.
He's coming from the second floor.
Yeah, it's like on second floor
Yeah, it's on second floor in the window, facing north, I think.
If you zoom in from south, you might see it.
Nice job, dumbass.
Oh that almost worked, it's son of a bitch friend.
Come on, come on, line up with me pussy, line up with me.
Yeah, this guy's just hard focused on us and he won't actually fight he just wants to shoot us whenever we're not looking
Yeah
Let's go back after this tower again. See if we can hit it once
I killed the one off the turret.
bitch
I have one tram after no missiles, so be careful.
Got one.
What are you doing bitch huh, what are you going shoot me my fucking ass
Just can't turn, just didn't let me turn.
I
Yeah, look like they're off that roof
We took that tower and the fob.
We got this guy, we got this guy, chat, we got this guy, we got this guy, we got this
guy.
We're not many floors left.
Heard.
Left
Worth it fuck that guy
Absolutely worth it. Fuck you motherfucker if you're over here
Let's go man. That's how we rule the air we're going right back out
Hello bitch
Oh
I might minus 35,000 on that run. Yeah, bro. If you're rocking
the
They got a whole a full rework of that fucking hell he did let's try out the mini gun that hell he is dog shit
I think this mini guns actually nasty
What up dude
Yeah, I gotta I gotta fly this I gotta shoot these motherfuckers
Absolutely breathing
Start grabbing flares
There you go
All right
It's a lot easier, bro. It's a lot easier to have ammo for this as well
Yeah, it's just might be better just flares I got ammo
21
Yeah
All right
Alrighty leave that one and leave the next one. I got a shoot 10 so I have
It's shooting out of the wrong stack. Hopefully I don't need more than one be ready to load that ship brother
Let's get this shit
Later bro
so this is what everyone's running this one
oh shit oh dude this yeah wait this flies it is why is that
It's just it it what the hell let me let me change
This one you might need the flying assist on that's the only thing I can think of
Yeah, because sometimes it just like spins
Oh look who's back. That's our friend again
and the giant one just was fucking twirling.
Yeah.
Might just be a weight thing, I don't know.
All right, we're looking for these sons of bitches
on the ground now.
Yep.
Oh man.
That's you. No, he's back. He's back. He's behind us.
Who's who's aiming at me he is yet to kill me he has just been hunting me for I'm knocking
you in hour. Let me know if you see anybody.
Okay, I'll try. It's a little hard since I got a load flash half the time.
It's fly hard son. Yeah, I think we fly hard son
Yeah, the fucking aim assist man so ass
There's somebody 116 East, 116 East running towards the base.
Say them.
There's a couple people actually in our forest area.
I guess I can keep it that way about one
fuck yeah it's so much better that guy underneath this fucking our team up
Yeah.
There was a guy still there by that like tanker, the blue tanker.
There's also that plane right there as well.
Yeah, I heard that.
Oh, they're in that smoke.
They're all along the outside wall.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Okay, that's all cleared out.
Yes, it's so much better
This is so much better
Give these guys some coverage and hell right now
Someone right below me, I don't know where he went.
Eyes up Chad, eyes up, eyes up, where'd that guy go?
I
Need fuel soon
Yeah, we can we can
Yeah, agreed
I got a head back to base.
And I got a good feel
Oh, dude, they shot another one from behind us. They're in both towers
They're in all the towers, you know, what's so funny?
They are literally losing the game because both teams are sitting in towers fucking worth
everybody sitting in the towers.
I think we take a gun and we go and play the game.
I'm just gonna grab a regular gun.
I think we just go out and win the game.
I think we've terrorized them so much
that they just don't even want to leave their bases.
That's the wrong back there.
I
Alrighty, I'm gonna be honest
The entire enemy team is sitting in their fucking bases boys like both teams green tower and the blue tower
They're just sitting in that motherfucker
Their pilots back with another heli I see him in the air. He's gonna go. Let's go. We gotta shoot him
Yeah, we're heading straight for that straight for that tower. We got a soul
The tower green tower just land us on the outside
We could be in the circle outside their base you could be along the walls for it
We got a group coming.
That's it.
The heli's here, fuck.
Shooting the heli, shooting the heli.
Light it up.
Light the heli up if you guys can.
What's the plan? What are you going to do, Jack?
Any body?
Can we jump in the wall with us?
Watch out, I want to run you over.
Heli is looking at you, though.
It's gated.
No, I'm saying can we hop?
Oh
We can hop over
No, no
Gunner they keep gonna do I put truck we can hop over the wall
Oh, yeah
I
Done the roof, but we can get it
Rockets in the hell
The high end of hell is just shooing us.
Here's the interesting point now.
Who's quitting?
Yeah, it's because I just killed three, so now they have number somehow.
Oh, wait, bro.
No, we got this shit. We got this shit.
We just gotta get a ride when it gets out of that zone.
Yeah.
The problem is it's not gonna be pulling towards us though.
It's gonna be like, we're gonna have to fucking battle for that shit.
that shit yeah oh that's all the spot oh my god
yo Vinny you might define flyer you got it
my boy
Let's go boys get in time is up the essence
is actually not bad green getting some closer now is it horrible and it's gonna
put their drill and cool down no one more spot dude get in
there yeah thanks on the roof on the roof
never fucked up all right I got a full car coming no should we land inside of
that area or outside.
But there's so many of the
church right now, gentlemen.
I'm thinking the move right now,
hutch is going to be that we just
need to read everyone respawn,
get our numbers strong again.
This is going to start to move
and then we make the play then.
I think we set up right here.
I think we set up like dying
in this space.
So yeah, I'm going to take this
or honestly, we're fucking
shitting on them inside.
Yeah, I'm going to open another door.
By the time we get in there,
It's gonna be moving like it's moving right now. It's moving right now. I'm setting up to catch. I'm setting up to catch
I'm setting up to catch. Oh nice. Oh boys. We're setting up to catch
We're landing here we just pulled something up this guy's gonna keep
Fratting up.
Blacks off me, Jack.
Blacks off me, Blacks off me, Jack.
We'll read people to get ready to shoot.
Blacks off me, Blacks off me, Jack.
Get up closer.
I'm falling in.
I see an explosion.
I'm getting in.
Do you feel this?
I don't.
I don't have any heels, though.
I have deep fips on me.
Get out here, boys.
Hold this down.
Hold this down.
I ran over my body.
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm behind.
No.
That's such a bad time.
I'm playing reset.
Yeah, I'm flying right back you need to jump jump and play that tower jump and play that tower
I'm gonna hit my air missile, please
We need to go quick
Truck still there should be
Is it tell me?
Perfect position to take spawn truck. Yeah, take take it
Oh, yeah, he may I was flying back a whole group and he just punched me in the helicopter and blew us all up
So all right guys bad news. It's already out. It's already out. They didn't have enough oil
We did not get a pool. We did not get a pool. It's fine. Just go sponsor up
Yeah, yeah, I'm coming down
I'm coming towards this coming towards the church. Come towards the church
Yeah, I can land inside and pick you guys up we can set up for it. We have to go right now though
I got it! I blew up one of them!
Wait, where's the armor pilot on there?
Oh my god, alright.
He's helping them win, what?
He just blew up our fucking base.
Where's he going wrong?
Alright, now we gotta, now we gotta, uh, uh,
lose the issue. What side is Blue on?
Are you guys fighting him on that line right now? I can't tell.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
There's a lot of Blue at the church.
There's a lot of Blue at the church.
Okay, I think blue is at the church. Yeah, exactly. Blue's at the church.
That's what we gotta win this fight right now, right?
I know, I know. I'm trying to tell me.
Smokey blue here.
Smokey blue here.
I'm nading the hill.
They're in there right now?
Get him up.
Oh, my God.
I got killed from my side.
What's that left side right side my left side my left side sitting in the bush next to a tree on my body
Got a name on it right now hold on
No, yeah the guy I don't know
Guys based off numbers right now if we win this skirmish up here will take the number lead over blue
We got to do it quick six. They're six away
Way is changing
Another dead behind me right now
Stream cybers now cucumber mystery piece. They're all here. We saw numbers. Yeah
Can you guys get your trade vases? Yeah, can you guys smoke?
Missionary piece the one who killed me across the way. Yeah me as well
I'm going to die on this one.
I'm going to die on this one.
I'm going to die on this one.
We literally have to get there.
We have to lock down the fucking house.
Missionary Pete was the one that killed me on my body.
You can see green on the other side of the zone right now.
They're getting spotted by our teammate.
I'm going to die on this, Rez.
You're not, you're not, you're not.
You need to find Missionary Pete.
Got a body block right above.
Right above my body.
On my body.
We got to retake the church right now.
Retake the church.
Oh, behind us.
What is that?
There's a guy laying right there.
There you go.
That's him.
I should be resubmitting.
We're only down two.
We're only down two.
One person.
I'm rising.
I'm rising.
I need to pick up this guy just crashed and these guys are dead and I'm getting them up.
Alright good good good good good.
You're gonna die here you're gonna die alone fuck you fuck you.
Fuck you fuck you fuck you die alone fuck you.
Fuck you fuck you fuck you.
I mean it still helps
People fucking everywhere here
Who's the who's the guy who's be emigrate you guys?
Thank you, sir
Who killed you was it iris?
We got killed by missionary Pete. No, no, no, no. We're talking about the guy.
I'm actually now. Oh, oh.
Dude, I was fine.
Yeah, the iris guy?
He's right here.
Yeah, he just grieved these guys, too.
Yeah, he knocked him out of the pilot seat and killed the whole squad.
Yeah.
Did we just all report him?
We made him, I don't know.
I'm dead. I'm caught the developers right now!
right now make sure that guy can't buy the real game dude later he's on 200
being these oh yeah yeah yeah he's just getting he's going to crash your
voice
he's waiting I have a heli right here I'm not gonna what a great way to spend
your Saturday what a great way we could this is still level we got numbers here
we got numbers oh my god wait you did not wait so did none of the three have a fair
I have a heli here ready to go
Oh, he's not running my he's not running my helicopter over by the way
I got I got a weird over that but an absolute weirdo
You're TK
Not on the swan
Well, I have
because of uh you made my hell in one shot we got to move we got to move no i
you f**k someone can you get in quick for this
get in guys i just want to get in quick
Sam we just we literally just have to play in the zone bro in that circle i
can't help you if you're all the way out there
dude our team is still somehow sporing i'm gonna try to get we're good we're
good we're good we're doing great
you can't grief right now i'm coming to you jack coming away from i know
it's a yeah don't don't let him get in there you're just gonna die i have
But on squad only
If you still scoring somehow with this
Yeah, we're up here bro. We got a circle and we got insurance for the circle
Oh
game. This has been like over two hours. It's like over two hour game. We gotta win it though, we got it.
Right, right, right, right. Along the hill. Full team. Yo, yo, yo, full team. Green has set up a full ambush on the right side of my depth.
Look at my down body to the right on that road. There is fucking 15 guys. Oh my god, I'm going to drop a blue skin testing, blue skin testing.
thing. We're trying. Jack, we gotta get some speed on this thing. Put that nose down.
Sorry, I'm trying to look at where to fly. I'm trying to look at where to fly. No, Tony!
Tony, you left me! You fucking fucker! Oh, this guy's actually just ramming Hellies.
Yeah, you can't get on the spot. Yo, what a freak. Oh, shit.
Okay, Green's getting points. It's good. We need Green to get points. Fuck it.
I might drop us.
Give me, give me, give me!
Do I like to just store this back side of this?
Let's go, let's go!
Are they not?
I'm up in here, fuck it. Shit now.
I'm gonna get this guy behind right now.
They're gonna see me.
What's his name?
I made it down, but...
Yeah, they're gonna know.
It's great.
I.R.Y.S.38.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, we have 70 people gay dude
I got like a killing is it 38 Jack?
What's your oh my nice this one?
I'm good. I'm good. We might want a full rap this row yep
Watch over me. Give me cover fire. It's not going down. I need to drop this
Yeah, who's getting control gentlemen not good
I'm sorry, I'm getting high wristband, I'm sorry, go, go, go!
They said I'm going to start chucking nails, but we got thin blue out.
We got a holo-triange right now by thinning out blue.
Cross the game ends.
Got two.
I got one.
Oh, I fucking died, bro.
I got three.
Okay, blue's dying, this is good.
Okay, we're fine. We're fine. We're fine.
I got four.
Wow, courage. Wow. Wow!
We're coming. We're coming.
We got ten men in the circle. We got fucking five of them, man.
We gotta go straight to that circle, boys.
We need to win. Or we lose.
Did our team just...
Yeah.
I just saw Iris run over three helis and spawn.
I just missed his good dab, so we should be able to get him out of here.
time I've ever seen this. I've never seen somebody breathe. It's my first time seeing it as well.
Blue has it. I mean they'll definitely improve this, you know.
Let's go, let's go!
Can I spawn this? We need green to take it honestly.
Hey, I take it, take it, take it from here. No, no, no. I'm gonna die, fuck.
I'm healing. I'm healing. I'm running in we haven't lost yet. We haven't lost yet. We're okay
We're running in I think we're about to put
We got a lot of people in I just need whoever's in the trees to run in here
Really one more person
No, bro, it's over.
I got one blue, no.
Yeah, I should try guys.
I should try everybody, I should try.
I should try guys.
Fuck, fuck!
Oh my god.
What a fucking match.
Yeah, we'll give a guy blowing up all your helicopters
There's in the base that kind of makes it difficult
Yeah, that makes a little harm
Damn 16,000 to invite him this time
No, no
The game, join the other team and do that shit and expect an invite, no.
That's how that shit works.
16,000 hours.
He's like a cool guy, but like, he can't just...
No.
Yo, let's back it up.
Some of these guys get so weird, bro.
That Shanmue dude pissed me off yesterday.
I'm like, learning how to fly.
He's watching me learn how to fly on my stream.
He's subbed.
And then as I'm flying in, 10 people say,
Peanut, he crashes his heli into my heli and I smile
Cause he's watching where I'm coming from.
I'm like, dude, what are you doing?
What a rat.
You went from like being our boy to now like,
who got the clip?
I don't know why people can't just, I don't know.
It is what it is.
What are we leaving?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the first time I've been on a first shot again.
Hey, only one lost in the day?
That's your bad.
Yeah, that's great, man.
It's been so much fun.
That was a fun session, boys.
Did you just leave me?
Yeah, I don't know.
Sorry, Jack.
Sorry.
Bye.
That was so fun though. Holy hell.
Oh man, that was a great game.
It sucks that that Irish guy was doing that. It's fucking brutal.
Yeah, dude, I got in the heli and he was ramming it with the the truck
and the yeah, I literally I literally got in and in a heli.
The guy rammed the heli, then ram it again and threw it underneath the awning
and then reverse backwards hit another heli, flipped that one.
He flipped like three heli's by the time I was watching him get out.
He was he kept trying to do it. Yeah
The worst part is I just wanted to play that game normally out like
It was so close bro. It was so close
Like the reason we lost was to be we couldn't replenish our team. We had five families get run over. Oh, yeah
Let's send the last message about joining a server at 1 21 p.m. It's 3 15
That was a literal two hour. Oh, yeah, two hour game
Just for to end that way
You know, it went on too long, they all figured out how to get in, they waited at the queue,
they-
Strap was good though.
All right boys, this one?
Yep.
Make sure to-
And then we're going to go on this one right here, so.
I'm looking at the long-
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you are, you are, you are, you are.
This.
Oh.
I'll fuck that.
Shoot it down.
It's dangerous.
Wait, where am I looking?
Wait, where am I?
Yeah, where am I?
Yeah, where am I looking?
Oh, I'm literally DMing it to summit.
Hey, so that will work.
Oh my gosh, I'll DM to you guys.
Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Hey, you know what? I'm resetting. I'm resetting.
It's already probably filled.
I'm a dumbass.
Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
All right, so we're going to go here.
Okay.
and we're going to go. I'm going to be honest. I I want the other map. I don't want that map.
This one right here is like we want a Karani right? There you go.
Yeah. And then we're going to go on this. Oh, I mean, we might have to go on this team
as much as I don't want to. You know, I would just make it easy. I don't know why I'm not
somehow somehow not seeing this one. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. All right.
Oh it's evened out now it's evened out now if we want to switch.
No I'm already in.
I'm on that team already yeah stay.
I'm switching I'm in.
Yeah.
Are we all good?
We'll be through this strat. Yeah yeah.
We'll be through this strat it's very easy.
Summit are you in?
Uh oh we might be okay.
Yeah?
You're in okay beautiful.
Make a...
Yeah I'm making a squad now.
Oh shit.
Squads been made
So I'm gonna join up so I'm gonna lock this bitch
How do you guys like the m4 by the way?
Chat m4 do we unlock it or no?
We had no choice.
Yeah, let's run it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. 20 round mags. What?
All right, we're gonna have to start shooting a little bit wrong bag shit balls
There's that.
Let's actually sell this and then let's go...
like that
probably see you starting to get high
now, fuck yeah!
I'm a GOP hero quick.
I
How'd you meet this song please man, I'll buy it for you
Yeah, what am I
They're up there, I think.
I was on the back side, I was over here, I've not seen anyone out there.
I'm looking everywhere. I'm not seeing anyone though.
Oh, right here.
Yeah, I got a bandage.
You got people parachuting in.
gunfire
I thought I fucking took it off auto, fuck me
You go get the squad.
Let's track, yeah, give me a second. I'm in the middle of the fucking war zone
Yeah, give me a second. I'm in the middle of a war zone.
Gotcha, dude.
You got the zone coming to us. We have a lot of people here as well.
I
Chatches told me something every time I hit escape to open up the squad I leave the server worried
Every time you
I gotta go
You guys like this M4 really you guys like this shit
Res me help
I'm one of a large transport helis with six of us in the back and all of us are nodding our heads up and down to the music
I got a guy getting me try not the M4 I'm trying out the M4 right now don't know
I don't know how I like it so far.
Like, the recoil off of each shot is fucking insane.
Helly coming in, filled with guys for sure.
I'm gonna go try and hold these dudes
My grenades
Yeah, the fact that I can hit someone in the face...
Oh bitches
Be a not killer tank boys
Let's go boys hold it down
Insane thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Three little bags
HAHAHAHA
BL sobie.
I was like
Bitch pushes?
HAHAHA
Some where you at bro
I'm unlocking the group for your landmark
Are you in?
LAMP MAK!
Reload him
He's a he's in a tank with a buddy is got it
For the full game they got to pull like a streamer mode that covers the server for sure
But the streamer mode that randomizes the names I always I feel like a lot of these games
They don't understand the level that people will go to to try and figure that shit out until they deal with it
you know
I'm on that hill so we have the same which between some guys
I'm in an attack Kelly tell us where to go
Like the one that I meant some crazy one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh shit. I mean somebody's like a lion
Yeah, this guy's been the flying bro. I'm on a 1980s VCR television monitor right now
I
Kind of couple people without guns building over here in this tower huge
I gotta take on me landmark. We're going to it. Yep. We're on it right now
I'm still not used to what it would help if I could get a lot. I just try to get you and I think you're muted, baby
All right, are you ready? I'm gonna let you in now
I mean I'm just gonna go for the fob and if I die down I'll be dead.
Alright this tank is outside the tower 5.
The fob is worth like $2500 I think.
You pack it.
I'll watch back to see.
We need that motherfucker dead ASAP Tony.
I don't know.
Just check your tower for me.
No, he's dead. He's dead. He's dead. Reds reds reds reds reds
So sad that this is the full release bro
Oh, he just destroyed the fucking tank. He's shelling it. He's shelling it right now. Thanks startin' trying to move. It's oh my god
That pilot's really good. He's very good
He's like right after I gave it up. Bad timing
Bruh
thanks cowboys nice nice shot bro
we got a heli flying over the fob right now it might be an attack alley maybe
right to your left Tony Jesus Christ an SMG from that look from that far
fries me like that that's fucking nutty
oh hey fancy seeing you here again thank you for yet another rest
Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing. I think I only tap if absolutely necessary.
We got to move out of here. There's zeroing our position with those mortars. We got to
I head to that next uh, that next zone.
Let's go boys.
Oh they found a really good pilot too.
Contra?
Yeah, yeah. These guys are nearly gone.
That is what I was saying.
I don't know if I'm dumb, I couldn't figure out how to get myself more ammo for my launcher than I was buying.
like. Well, you may be dumb, but I also don't know.
Uh, the ammo just go underneath the ammo and then go to explosives.
There you go. How'd it go?
You got snipers in that tower, tower two.
I want to go and blow them out of the fucking tower, Tony.
I think they're dead.
Oh, did they die?
How'd you guys die?
I think they got blown up by this other quoted pilot.
No.
Oh yeah, we'll come back.
Okay, we got another one.
This guy's just bugging attack.
Wait, that guy blew you up with that chopper?
He got on top of us with rockets, yeah.
Wow, so that guy's just, okay.
But maybe it is a skill issue with me.
I'm spotting that's what the thing with games like this is people get so good and the hell he's
Always I'm one of the war dog reddit for dogs reddit last night
Just on this game and obviously like you're not
You some of these guys have been playing flights in games and armor for bro a decade plus like you know forever
You're so good at it. Yeah, they are just like how you're like an FPS gamer
They just play flight games, and they're insane. Yeah
They have the tens of thousands of hours on those games. It's fucking sick to be honest
It's cool. It's a cool niche. You know, there's a lot of like stupid niches. That's a cool niche
Like those guys that are gods here
I'm like in zone it is not contested at all right now
oh yeah we're stopping this game
Yo Summon you wanna go take a fob?
I'm holding a tower there take
Chows that guy in that tower
pretty fire we kill
you give up
I
Have any nades what you close I think I think I'm on the tower here. Yeah, they are so heavy
No
I have no nades, sadly.
here, I fucking don't see a-
talk to me hutch hey just up there with a bit so holding the letters holy fuck yeah
yep yep yep yep yep yep yep it's not it's not just leave them up there get out there
didn't leave them up there, boss.
Fuck!
Are you guys like getting any fights anywhere?
Oh, it's just pure domination.
Yo, uh, anybody want to go to tower 4? Just see if we can take it.
I got people near me at tower 5 right now. I'm on one man army over here.
Alright, I'm gonna posture it towards that.
Who's that base right now? Is this Summit?
Yeah, all right, I'm coming to get you let's go take this tower for bro
So take this bitch
Sure, I have a
Yeah, I'm actually gonna do like
I've been doing all my sneaky place stay with three cons so it's been fucking hard
I'm probably just gonna go solve it. Yeah, I hear you boss. I hear you
Alrighty, what were you saying something about the 16 cameras talking to me?
Would you say something?
I
Like sneaky plays on ours
Let's go hit tower four let's go hit them I'll go out less
No, no, I'm going with you we're just gonna crash the heli will fly off crash the heli and then work in from the trees
Or we can go for their roof and really piss them off. It's up to you
Do you have the good parachute yet
A lot of them are building. Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. Oh, dude. Yeah. Yeah, we can go right in there
I'm just gonna fly over if roof is clear we take root bit it if it isn't we'll go into the trip the trees
You know this is it's a Kelly is disgusting hutch. It is disgusting. Oh, I know I flew in the first plate test
well the cannon one just went down 50 rounds one second Tony one second one
second yeah yeah yeah we can take it we can take it we can take it I'm gonna fly
right over yeah get ready get ready come now
I'm on it but I got up up up up yes fresh fresh fast fast fast fast fast fast
Right here. Yeah. Yeah, I'm up. I'm up here. I just died on my on my way down
This is the dream, bro. Oh, you don't have quick rest. No
Loot me and grab quick rest if you
Was a camera to ladder
Well, I mean to be honest with you I built this before I decided to have a teammate with me my bad
Oh, you're good. You're good. You're good. Oh guys. Thank you
Oh
Yeah, we're running back they're gonna be up there this time cuz yeah, I'll bring a quick guys this time courage come with us
I'm going to go broke. I'm going to go broke. I'm going to have to go fucking taxi again
I
My god
Oh, you're talking iris iris
Yep, oh was that not him?
Into our base trying to blow up the hell he were in
They they did blow he did blow it up. Oh, he hit you guys loser. Yeah. Oh, yeah
What's how we go for much
For for I get unstuck some
I'm stuck in something
I'm right here. I'm in this.
Yeah, I had a feeling that was about to happen.
If I want to go maybe in these trees summit, I think we go in here. Drop here, drop here,
drop here.
Dude it's not safe here.
Oh yeah dropping dropping.
Good luck.
I'm in there.
Yeah I'm with you.
Alright I'm not sure how we're going to get up to this drill.
We got this.
Oh no you're not with me where are you at?
You see that strike.
Wait are you dead?
Oh man.
I never left.
Wait what?
I didn't leave you there's one hell of you fuck dude. This is how this is how war is how
I'm fucking $80,000. I'm lost everything. I had six hundred K. I had six hundred K. I started the day, bro
Get it fuckers. I got us
I'm gonna drive.
They're literally sniping every...
Yeah, they know. They just know, bro. They fucking know. They know.
They know, boys.
Fuck!
Do we want to still go back to Tower 4 or we can't get out of our strategy here?
We take this no matter what
Fuck everybody
We have 53 points we can we can take this out of spite
I'm trying to like rotate around
All right, we're going tower five near our tank that tank also this first time
I'm a first time flying with my new setting.
These guys are just, dude, they're watching my push.
they know i'm trying to and they're just watching for it
They want me to cross, they want me to cross, where's my back up boys, where's my back up?
I killed one, I killed one, I killed one.
Courage, courage, courage, courage, how much, how much you just lose, how much you lose,
You're just like 30k
First time flying with new setting that's on me
How'd it happen?
What's up me?
Hey Summit, that's on me
You're telling us to Caleb man, what are you doing?
Come here, come here, come over here
I got you this, come here
Take this, take this
Uh, take that
You got it?
Get that whole thing up. Nice. Hit this.
There you go. Just take that. You deserve it. I'm sorry. That's my fault. Thank you. You're the bet. You're the man.
Ooh, who kid?
Top top top
All right, we're up on the wall we've made it to the wall
You know honestly, I thought I just got trolled cuz some guy in the hell
He was like yo, he used to get shot a lot in the leg when you were playing a scabs on Tarkov
You know by this guy, and I was like
The helicopters goes upside down and we crashed and I thought he was
They're pushing out to kill us
I just killed that I was nice
Dude, he's just trying to ram us in the heli. He's buying helis and trying to ram we're getting pinched right now bad
We need help ASAP boys. We're it's the farthest. It's the farthest drill from our spawn. Yeah
These guys are having conversation with us we were streams
all right we're jumping on the roof of tower five you ready we're going to our
form bitch oh my god I'm all the way at five
we're just I mean it doesn't take I could have had a family of four my kids
Could have been I could have risen with rose them fuck courage. How long is it take I'm alive
Oh my god, we're all jumping from this shit be ready. We're doing it. We'd all be rosing from our grave right now
It wasn't that
We're going we're going we're going we're going we're going
boys
Oh yeah, they're all below me. Oh my god, they're all building below me. Oh my god
These guys coming up the ladder right now
No, I shot in the back from somewhere
No, they're sniping me. No
I think I got a side. I think I got a side.
Oh my god, give me though. I'll take you below.
No. I'll try.
Oh my god.
I'm so much.
We're gonna try and help you guys there in a second. We just can't get in.
I almost made it up there with the summit. I almost did. I got sniped and had to pull off.
I feel like I got a kill at the ladder. Oh my god, how am I the only one alive now?
This power fight is so suicide
Yo Tony can you guys come over here and start fucking this tower up?
Yeah, this guy keeps trying to ram us what tower for yeah, we're here. Yeah, just start smoking a man
Courage night. Should I leave or are you coming?
I have fast I have fast race on there
There's so many people around that it's just insane.
Yeah, the entire map is there.
Fuck, bro.
I mean, we're trying to make action.
We're up to 64 to 48, you know?
Yeah, I got a game, Clem.
I know what I'm doing.
I know what I'm doing.
I'm having fun, yeah, I just, I hope that the devs or just somebody, maybe hire somebody
or something, I don't know, but just, I would very much appreciate not having people like
Iris running people down with helicopters, that's two games in a row, he was crashing
Cars into our stuff and spawn and now he's driving helicopters into our helis
Just the gets a little little annoying especially whenever you just want to have some good games. That's all oh
We know we want this on
Whatever
Whatever
yeah I just do I don't like the yeah I don't know I don't like I enjoy community
servers but much rather like it's play about this shit happening sadly it's just
not a world we live in idiot water is fucking bucket bucket bucket
who cares the playtest anyways now this shit matters don't send some bitchin about
I'm with you Tony, I'm with you.
Come hit this, come hit tower four with me.
Fuck everything else.
Oh
Fuck
Come on, Hudge. Lock in.
I should be slaughtering these guys, man.
It just won't turn. It just won't turn! It just won't fucking turn! Turn!
Why aren't you turning?
I'm seeing him now. Oh, I see his ass. Yeah, Flight Assist is on because this fucking piece
of shit is bugged, I think, and won't let you, like, it just, oh wait, no. Well, yes,
this is the one that's, like, weird. Right? Is it this one or the rocket one?
I don't remember.
Huh?
Oh yeah, we're going crazy this thing, we're going fucking crazy this thing.
Yeah, they've completely cleared out Tower 4 boys if we wanted to do it.
I know it's beating that horse now, but...
uh T is killing everyone with headshots what the fuck was that
oh yeah uh we might have a cheater in the game yeah we got a cheater
what the fuck we got somebody grieving and now we have a cheater in the game
okay all right oh my all righty
I can't even right click to complete the report of the movie and push it fast.
Dude, he's aimbotting us in the fucking heli, bro.
I mean, he's still called Lobby. Lobby's just over.
Oh, he's literally killing everybody. Oh my god. He's actually spin-botting.
He's destroying the game. He's destroying the game and has 41 kills in one minute.
Did you see the kill feeding?
Wow.
All right, we've had back-to-back griefer lobbies and now a full blown cheater
Geez
Yeah, I'll be on leaving
Everybody
I'm probably gonna jump off going chill for a little bit. I promise P. I was gonna play so probably link up with them for a little bit
Probably on tomorrow morning if you in a game
Okay
Geez bro, geez everybody
It ends tomorrow morning at 4 a.m. really
Honestly great day today dudes I had a lot of fun I had a lot of fun I was gonna stream
play with P tonight. But to be honest, like after that, I just don't even want to stream
the game for a little bit until they decide to do something. I mean, we're two days, two
and a half days into a play test, we got full on griefers sitting in spawn for two hours,
running over helicopters with cars, which is what it is, I guess. And now we have
full boat cheaters they bought in the entire map. I mean, if you want a, it's not
just for streamers but this is just for everybody. If you want an Arc Raiders effect to happen
to War Dogs it's to allow that shit to go down. Obviously it's a playtest. There's
a lot of time to fix these problems and the game isn't even out yet. None of this money
means anything but when the money does mean something and I lose it to full blown fucking
aimbot cheaters or people griefing in my spawn while we're just trying to play the
fucking game I mean bro like that's that's not that's not gonna work man that's
not gonna work I mean I'm I'm aggravated like I was gonna get off
anyways I'm nine ten hours into my stream like it's been a great day don't
let this take away from a great day but man dude talk about taking the wind
out of the sail back-to-back people one guy driving his car into
Helicopters in the spawn which it is what it is bro. I mean fuck it that that's whatever, but it'll full-on aimbot cheater
I
Don't know how is that not detectable?
The guys killing everybody on the map like how's that not like an instant sauce?
Private servers fix this yeah, I guess
I
Don't know I don't know that's a yikes from me feels bad is what it is still a great game still having so much fun still
You know playing on playing it more. I'm just gonna jump off and go and chill hang out take a shower
Jump back on with P. I appreciate you guys man. Thank you all so much for showing today, dude
It's awesome day. It was a lot of fun. I enjoyed it
I love it.
DMCA twice on YouTube.
Gotta love it.
Thank you guys so much for hanging out, man.
And I love you guys.
Have a great rest of your night.
Thank you guys again for chilling today, dudes.
We'll be back again tomorrow morning.
I don't know what the fuck we're gonna play.
If this is down then so it ends at 4 a.m., you guys are saying tonight?
I don't know what the hell we're gonna play.
I don't know what the hell we're gonna play.
Maybe Dark in Darker.
I'm not too sure, but I appreciate you guys, dudes.
Have a wonderful night.
I love you.
I'll see y'all in a minute.