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Good morning, Pimpin.
Thank you very much for watching.
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Heal your brother, love the content, keep grinding pimp.
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I feel like a freight train running, I'm that hurricane-tugging, I feel like a boat of bad
burning, what are we gonna do? I'm that fake smile gleaming, yeah I'm the lie that you
choose to believe in, it's the truth kinda lost all meaning, and I'm enjoying the
Well, I've been a loving lover, I've been a trusting brother, I'm taking my time to recover, and picking it up when I'm better.
This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick.
You need a hero
We need a hero
That's close because he has no bitches and no job
He kills whatever we can
Cause again he has no bitches and no job
We need a hero
We need a hero
I'm walking out for a hero
To the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
He's gotta be fast
He's gotta be fast from the fight
I need a hero
And I'm not a hero to the morning light
It's gotta be sure, it's gotta be true
And it's gotta be part of the life
Like you and I
I'm not sure
I'm not sure
I'm not sure
I'm not sure
Someway I've seen midnight in my wildest land to see
Some are just beyond my reach, some are reaching back on me
Wasting all the slander that's rising with the heat
It's gonna take a while
Hey, baby!
I had a dirty word!
I know that my son is a monster
You are a monster, you are a monster
I'm not ready to die
I'm not gonna do this, I've been down to the wall
I'm scared, I'm still scared
I'm gonna shoot for kill
You are only a man
I'm not a monster
I'm scared, scared
I know that my son is a monster
You are only a man
Here maybe along the oh you liar
You liar, you liar, you liar, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch, you son of a bitch.
Three big balls.
You got a big dick.
Restaurant, Hogan's Hangout.
Okay.
You sing?
Oh yeah, I did a little bit.
You can sing.
Yeah.
Yeah, Ripley's mom.
she's very great when you're in a five mile radius of her you can smell that
pussy stink oh yeah that's stank and I have all damn people saying get down on
Now you're gonna do it if you really don't want to dance
By standing on the wall
Get your bike up and hop through the high-heeled, all-love music
Get down on it, get down on it
If you really want it, get down on it
You gotta be late, get down on it
Get down on it, get down on it
Baby, baby, get down on it
Get on it, get down on it
I say people, what?
What you gonna do?
You gotta get on the roof
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty-duke
What should I do?
Like the straight-
GOOOOO
Good morning, gentlemen and ladies
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning
Hello everybody! Hellooo!
Black shirt? Black shirt. You gotta keep you on your toes. You gotta keep yourself on your toes.
You can never be too consistent. If you be too consistent, you get a plan set up, you're doing everything, every day on a daily basis.
Next thing you know
David son of a bitch next thing you know you got an assassin
tracking you down
Waiting to kill you and you can't
You can't let an assassin kill you. You can't do that. Mmm
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning
Do I've never seen so many people rooting for the black shirt?
Amen good for y'all
Let me say this what is this what is this?
What is this is this the update
What is this make sure it doesn't leak my social security or pity pigs, okay, we're good no leaks
changes patch 1.1.5.0 new patch rework lead house lead house to give players more control
over the rest they face while moving through location and reduce their dependence on random
factors the follow-up changes have been made roads have moved from the water treatment
plant to maintain chalets. There are no longer any stationary weapons at the
water treatment plant. The open areas along the main road have been reworked to
provide more cover and additional routes. All landmines have been removed from the
water treatment plant. A transition point to the icebreaker has been added to
the location. The hovercraft stays at the pier near the water tautages. A
A temporary task chain focused on this shift
in faction balance on Lighthouse has been added.
Loot distribution has been reworked.
Rogue stashes containing their abandoned gear
have been added through the locations.
The BTR now patrols the location.
Underground passages have been added to the mountains
to shorten the routes to extract
in the southern part of the location.
The marked room has been moved
from the light keepers peninsula, location of the keys required for main story tests
have been changed.
rework
the fuck was, what the fuck was Josh saying?
was he losing his mind?
holy shit, I had to look over at a thousand messages
I don't want to see what he was saying, that guy was going fucking nuts
I have fuck em whatever
Change the rules for the
Accessing icebreaker icebreaker can now be accessed from shoreline and lighthouse
Icebreaker no longer requires payment and rubles, but does require a one-time use Sadak to dock
marine repair kit
All right, I'm guys. Can I be honest?
I would rather shit in my britches and run a mile with shit in my britches than read all this what what matters
Balance changes the just an XP reduced removed armor from the following face masks
glorious ease shattered
DevTac DevTac death shadow death shadow wait what?
Wait, what?
So they made it to where we die even faster now?
Icebreakers the ticket to enter, there's no more face masks.
Well, there's Alton's, RIST's, Tequila's, what the fuck?
That's a weird one.
Did they make any announcements in any of this about fixing the servers?
Did they make any announcements towards that or not?
They fixed Jackal?
Wait, where's Jackal?
Restraint the endurance skills but not level up first raid training hideout gym
Where's Jekyll
Three bullet
Fixed an issue with a fresh one effect active and the dr. Jekyll modifiers like the bleeding effects would open too frequently
Oh my god, it's a beautiful day it is a beautiful day oh
My god, it's beautiful. It's beautiful and it's it's such a wonderful day
Dr. Jekyll no longer raw dog in my booty cheeks. Oh
That's great news that's great news
Then this is just, I don't know, a bunch of random shit.
Bought reactions to gas grenades, issues where you could crash the game while loading into a raid,
huge, actually huge. Various calling and environment issues across multiple maps,
issues where creating a character would clear the list of favorite crafting recipes and other
modes, remove any ammunition from magazines of some weapon presets in trader inventories,
I added the missile weapon attachments fix the incorrect weapon presets for senator killing caban's guards. I
Don't see anything about servers. Did I miss it?
Then I chat please God tell me I read over it or something
Job of the hutch cheers, okay
Okay, try checking the trash can.
Okay, well, I'm depressed, is what it is?
Is what it is?
Is what it is?
Damn bro, I really thought that we were gonna get something.
Am I crazy for thinking that they were gonna fix
the servers this morning?
Or maybe fix it?
So that's so disappointing, so ugly, but handsome.
What?
Clip cues open, push a clip to the chat.
Clip cues open, push a clip to the chat.
That's awesome.
Good morning. Good morning. Plans for the day. So we're going to be gaming with Nick.
I didn't text Summit. Fuck shit. Damn it. We're going to be gaming with Nick. Play
Tarkov. I think pretty much all day. Hopefully I don't want to die. I'll
halfway through. After that tonight. I believe we're probably I think we're
playing parkour with peanut we're playing the update with them but we're
supposed to play with me him and summit because nothing ended up getting
figured out out of that whole conversation nothing was figured out
yesterday literally nothing literally not a damn thing it takes we had like
a thousand ideas and not one of them actually happened so we'll see but that's the game plan
supposedly you might be getting on early but we go to bathrooms again we can find a hospital
I don't understand! Are you done?
I said, I'm gonna go.
Listen, John. Listen, it's too late.
There's nothing we can do about it.
You guys are a- You know what?
You don't respect the voice.
Wait before you two show up!
He's trying to do so much as I get fat and bleeding and infected and I die!
No, you got bit before we showed up.
No, you were there. Your aura was in the area.
So what happens after he dies and the other two survived? What happens?
He turned into a zombie and then what oh he just spawns it a new character but he loses
everything got it.
His very first Pokemon pack was with me okay when we were in LA I took him a card shop
and he opened a few boxes that he bought and then he told me not to tell you guys
oh my gosh that's I'm actually walking behind him in this you can see me
there I am right there look how tall he is compared to me
I'm almost positive I might be misremembering
No, I don't even want to say because I might be misremembered.
I was going to say, I'm pretty sure I recorded the first part, but I don't remember.
I'm so short compared to him.
He doesn't have long arms, really.
Oh yeah, I found it.
Look, there's Vita, there's V.
Yo, he's actually skinny.
Looks like Gigi was climbing up in his bussy.
Punch through those damn railways.
It won't like blow a hole through, but it'll punch through the gate.
So this is what the military's getting ready to transition to.
The 6.8 round?
I think we've already seen this video.
Yo, it's heavy.
Dude, you feel that. I like that.
The Holy Spirit's with that one.
Yeah, I'm in on this guy.
I do like that this thing is the holy spirit is with us few different ways to
try and again fairly spread that out that's quite long term as well though
yeah in the immediate future the server admin tools we did it on Sunday in the
beta it was like okay cool let's go break a lot of shit and see what happens so
we did like infantry only servers we did hardcore servers stuff like that do I
I have something up to this and you guys gotta go.
They can wait.
This is a fun one.
Jay's been supporting us for months
as long as you guys need.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Beyond that, I think a big focus.
That's cool.
What's the future of these balance changes
gonna look like?
Cause people who play these kind of games,
man, they are my new when you make a change here
and they maybe want to publicize
or at a certain time
and it can impact the game itself.
So how are you guys going to approach?
Balance changes are funny
because a maximum entertainment question point
and influences how does it talk about,
You can't just blaze the game forever.
You're going to have to kind of not complain,
but you know, bring up issues.
And I think that's what makes it interesting
some of the content you make.
So a couple of things, like every season,
and we're going to have early access seasons,
then maybe a month, then maybe six weeks,
maybe eight weeks, we'll always just tell you
different lengths because that timeline
is more important to us.
But we're going to change the order of things.
We're going to go, OK, well, this is actually the AKs
later and the M4s come forward
and the snipers have changed around
and it takes longer to get them now,
and we're gonna change the tracks,
things like, for example, SMGs on Lometic,
Omega, shotguns on Lometic weapon,
be able to change it up to make it different each season
and to take a different path.
You're saying we're just talking about the same things
that we've seen in like multiple interviews now?
Oh, dude, I love these commercials, bro.
Oh
Y'all from Tim was fat as shit he looks so much better now
People don't give Timmy credit. He's lost so much weight. He looked like the Pillsbury
dough boy if it was a Viking, you know? Good day you guys. I mean he looks good now, but
damn Jesus watch do you think Anne Frank's gonna get me on Twitter this was
gonna get me on Twitter thank you buddy
each other sub-a-thon in New York that's you now fuck you on my flight back
the last connecting flight I had back back home it was a it was one of those
three-seaters right and in my middle seat and and the whole and I'm the first
one put me on my water is so good and I see a long line and I see somebody
coming I'm sorry miss somebody I demand like bless or so I'm not trying to be
mean or cruel but and let's just bro I got the card I'll say it listen man if
If I'm on a flight and I see some triple XL fucking whale walking on that flight, you know,
and they make eye contact with my row, I'm instantly in defensive mode.
And you know, I can say that because I am that triple XL whale.
You know what I'm saying?
Maybe not in whips, whips, whips, oh my God, I'm retarded, whips, whips, and whips.
in height and in girth. I mean people look at me and they go fuck please know God
know you know. But there ain't one person on that flight who doesn't see me walk on
the flight and they go please don't let this be my seat and partner. Don't let
Let this be the guy who sits next to me.
I mean I have heard verbal when I commit to a row, you know?
The guy I've walked onto a flight, went to my row, put my bag above it and I've heard
verbally someone go, oh god, big sexy, god, oh god, you know?
And it was an exit row, you know, there was plenty of room.
We can start doing jumping jacks in that exit row and they still couldn't stand the fact
that I was sitting with them.
Oh, it was her.
All right.
A big.
No, I don't.
Okay.
All right.
Listen.
No, I don't have.
Well.
Okay, I'll tell you a story. True story. My wife will attest. This is a true story.
Southwest has this two seat roll fucking shit. Okay? And it's basically if you're too big
for one seat, you cover up two seats, whatever the fuck. So preemptively, my wife got us
a row her one seat and got me two separate seats in the same row so we had the we had the whole row
I just bought two tickets okay we get on the flight and we're trying to explain to this flight attended
that like yes we have this seat but we also have these two seats under my name just in case because
southwest you know fat shame and bastards which I say large shame and bastards and bro we had to
sit there and argue with this woman at the front because she was like so why did you get two seats
and I just looked at her and I said
can you not can you not infer why I you're gonna make me now talk about it
not only did I have to get two seats but now I have to talk about why I had to get two seats
Are you fucking so for real?
Manager was called the whole nine yards the whole nine yards. It was terrible. It was terrible
But we got on that bitch and eggs that wrote to ourselves. It was
Beautiful beautiful
Beautiful she was the island
Really not tell no, no, I'm just gonna tell the story she needed a seatbelt extender
Don't even say it. No, I do not need a seatbelt extender most of the time. Okay. I have had
to use one seatbelt extender, but it was on one of those. It was whenever hold on hold
on calm the fuck down. Everybody relax. Everybody relax. Hold hold. Let me finish the story.
Let me finish the story, my grandmother died,
hope you feel bad now.
My grandma died, and we, there was no flights
from where we were at to Eastern Kentucky.
So I had to fly into Atlanta,
and then from Atlanta to Kentucky.
And those flights, the planes,
because it's such a short flight,
they're smaller planes, ripped Graham Graham,
she got hit by a bazooka, amen.
They're short, small planes.
So there's like 12 seats on either side, that's it.
And the seats on it's a solo seater
and then a two seater on the left.
All planes, I mean, they probably flew these
in fucking World War II, you know?
So I get in there and I'm already, I mean,
this is what I look like.
The plane was so low when I got in,
I had to walk through it like this
and my knees were just bumping everybody else's knees
as I was walking through.
And then when I sat down, my head come six, eight,
my head was like this the whole time.
So I'm already conjoining all of my body in the midsection
from just the seating arrangement, you know?
So I had to get a little bit of help.
You know, I had to, I had to get a little bit of help.
And I was like, true story.
unnoticeable. And I was like, okay, whatever, you know, whatever. I, I like, I, I actually
feel bad for those people like, dude, they must be so self-conscious. I'm not gonna add
to that. Yeah, you know, whatever, but it, but it's still.
Hey, they weren't self-conscious when they were eating 17 Debbie's before they got on
that flight. Okay. Hey, you cannot eat all day long every single day, put on more
a couple LBs and then be self-conscious and say feel bad for me that ain't how it works
Hey, you don't put yourself in the bed now you got a lay in it
It's the truth
You're the one to talk I have the card I can't talk all I want
I'm right there with them. We fucking armed the arm
Yodel in our way to the damn seats
The obese Yodel
You know, but I'm a realist. I know I can look myself in the mirror and go
You had to put on a double XL belt at one point, you know
You walked into a plane and the entire place said damn
Please not me. This is going and the seat to my the window seat to my right. Nobody's there
I'm like, oh, this is gonna be fine. I'll just go to the window seat. We're gonna be good
everybody wins
And then in come in running in running right before they shut the door
Yeah
In life never felt so I was like a sergeant
I am not trying to be mean
but I have never in my life felt so trapped
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
oooooh
that's why I think your fucked the balls on it
god damn it
fuck
shit
god fuck you
fuck you
that's what the stop is for
that's the first time I've ever had these two fucking stops
Welcome to taking my black friend to do white people shit welcome to taking my
white friend to do black people shit today on this episode
I'm taking my wife friend to get chicken in the churches guys look at the fucking
area solo has me a black Jesus yes that's black chick what up I need some
black chickens oh my god I'm here by a chicken yeah you like you like barbecue
sauce don't you no I don't like barbecue very barbecue you look like this a
faulty dog a 40 a faulty a 40 a faulty some chicken weighing yeah it's
It's so foody. Uh-oh. I'll be right back. Would you want to go get prepared for this my brother? Oh my I?
Can't I can't
I'm gonna get banned
Okay, I love you
The car dealership is coming up, the car dealership is coming up, but honestly, there's a seaman barricade coming up, there's a seaman barricade coming up, a seaman barricade, oh my god!
I can't even see the people on his screen, I don't even want to watch it.
Human nipples vary in size, but new research finds the size, shape, and even sensitivity
of your nipples may explain more about you than you think.
When it comes to nipple size, studies show male nipples are 36% smaller than female
nipples, and on average, male nipples are more similar in size.
I do have nipples
bleeding and infected on my penis oh use a rag use a rag he bit my penis i rave a
joke at you bit my cock
it's 200 meters 300 meters
What? It flew through it!
It flew through it!
You saw that?
Yes, I did. I died from it, too.
Oh, you died? What killed you?
What do you think?
Snipers.
Oh, the Big Blast!
So you're number two.
Okay.
So they got this feller down at the bowling alley.
He gets up on the stage and shits his britches.
What bird?
I don't know.
But he gets up there and scrums a guitar and then
just starts loading his britches up like it's going to stop.
drums a guitar and then just starts loading his britches up like it's going to stop.
911 where's the emergency? I got somebody trying to break in my house and I'm about to blow his brains out right now.
Australia has a bird so big it eats f***ing kangaroos.
Yeah, see when I say the word eagle most of you are going to immediately picture a bald
eagle and probably freedom.
But Australia has its own eagle, the wedge tail.
You just haven't heard of it because we have so much other ridiculous deadly shit.
We kind of forget to mention we have an eagle the size of a f***ing aircraft.
Yeah, Americans, I'm sorry, but your beloved national icon gets absolutely frame-bonged
by the wedge tail because this f***ing is f***ing huge, weighing in at six whole kilos
of KFC.
But more impressively, holding the world record for the largest wingspan of any eagle
on the f***ing planet at 2.84 meters in length.
Holy shit!
The NDA right now, Victor Webanyama, is only 2.24 meters.
The bird could dunk on him!
And the reason it's got the same silhouette as a 747
is because it's an apex predator that will try to eat f***ing everything.
Dogs, possums, a whole-ass kangaroo.
But the most diabolical sh**t is it has been caught on camera trying to fly off with a child.
F*** off!
But if you think that's f***ing nuts, it gets worse.
because during breeding season, these things get super territorial
and enforce a no-fly zone around their nests.
This includes attacking paragliders, swooping drones out of the air,
and in 2022, a wedge-tailed kamikaze-dived-a-fucking-helicopter
Hit the windshield, died, and caused the pilot to panic so hard, he lost control, crashed, and died.
Fall.
Oh my...
So big!
God...
That didn't even sound real, but you know it is, cause it's in Australia land.
Holy fuck.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't wanna watch this
cause I feel like I'm gonna get banned on YouTube.
Every time I play, dude, have you guys heard the new epidemic on the tube?
Let me skip this.
Like, what's going on with it?
Anime, anime of all kinds, shorts, YouTube videos, whatever.
Anime is getting people nuked off of YouTube.
Like, I guess some new AI thing, I don't know what it is, but copyright strikes are happening like crazy on YouTube.
So anything anime you just got to click off of it because you're going to get nuked.
Going to family friendly play GTA. I'm going to play through GTA 6 in the most family friendly
way possible. I'm talking driving on the right side of the road obeying the stop lights, stopping
at stop signs, crossing at crosswalks only and we're not going to the non-family friendly
clubs. I know that there's going to be cursing in the cutscenes. There's going to be certain
things that we can't avoid but you won't hear me curse it'll be the most
family-friendly playthrough you can watch on YouTube what's a shoe store what
do you mean are you going to family-friendly play GTA I'm gonna play it
has to be like it's it's it's a it has to be like a gimmick now you cannot
say I'm gonna play family-friendly GTA what are we talking about
What about ceiling?
Oh well, let's see what we got.
I love it.
You ever been fishing before?
You know when you got the bait on the hook,
sitting out there on the boat,
you hear them rock and
You see the waves of the water, not too big, not too small, and boom, feel it tugging your
line.
The fish is tugging, you reel reel reel, but not too fast, give them some slack, reel reel
reel reel, but not too fast, give them some slack.
On the third or fourth try, the fish comes out of the water, you take a picture of it,
wow what a great day, and you unhook the fish, and you stick them on your cock.
are you talking about fishing clay what?
think of the exposure queen i guess
i have skin for griggery
wait is that him? how was this yesterday?
i want to collab with content creators and add content to the game
If Hutch wanted a character in the game or a quest, I would add it.
If Hutch wanted some kind of cameo within the game, I'd give him one.
For sure.
How was, how was, uh, how was Scavland?
Is it pretty cool?
Did you guys enjoy it?
Yeah, that's cool, man.
I'm pumped for him.
My game's at 10%.
You know, Mr. Nickmags.
when I texted you four days ago, I said make sure to download the game and then I texted you three days ago
I submit you down with the game and then I joined your discord while you were streaming yesterday
And I said makes you download the game. He said be done. I've got a I've got it and then
Come today
We're sitting at 10%
Coming in here to say you all are going to fail. No one believes in you you guys are all losers
This is what you say to yourself in the mirror right before you started your diet?
Now I need to link this Microsoft account to another Microsoft account.
Cheeto fingers is crazy.
So I need another Microsoft account.
How is this even possible?
Dude, you can't even put my finger print. Where do I even do that?
Dude, I don't know. I don't know.
You're the odd one where you have to prove your not AI and then match the direction of the f***ing stick figures.
No you're not!
No you're not!
10%
No.
Oh it's so good.
Hey guys.
Hey man.
I'm gonna tell you this right now.
I'm not watching this.
So recently,
I went on a-
Who gave Gab's phone back to him guys? We have said to stop giving Gab's phone back to him
This is this happens every time he gets his phone back and he starts making these videos
the toilet bowl that is
Falkens are superior right up um
Twitch chat goodness for um the streamer awards 2026
Yeah, do I apply to be in it? I don't know
Yeah, why wouldn't you because I don't feel like I'm big enough streamer to win anything
Well, I think you would actually win his brains is not your strong point. You had 10,000 viewers yesterday
That's because peanut wasn't on dummy. Does that just mean oh
Everyone's just gonna spawn here. No, they obviously go there to watch you definitely aren't the biggest
Five thousand viewers right now. You're like hot point. Wait, I have five thousand? I don't- I think she can do it
Two blokes two gay guys flying back on a midnight flight in the middle of flight a boyfriend turns to the other boyfriend says
Oi, me and the first one says I'm not gonna. He goes everyone's sleeping
He goes watch he stands up and he goes. Oi, can I borrow a pencil? Nobody moves. Nobody links an eye
There's a boyfriend. He goes good now then he goes all right hop on so they cry the plane lands
Everyone was keyboard in the plane except for one man one row behind where the two boyfriends were sitting
And he's sitting there wide-eyed in shock
And he's got throw up all over his chest in the flight attendants as sir. What happened? Are you okay?
He was I don't know and he goes what why wouldn't you say something?
Why wouldn't you yell out to someone alert someone that you'd gotten sick?
And he goes yell out and say something in the middle of the flight a block stood up and asked for a pencil and then another
Jesus Christ!
That's in the hood.
Oh.
Fusely!
I got tired of boys all pretending they came.
Tired of the boys all pretending they can't rule over all the other desperate suckers licking their rings
Bunch of stray dogs begging for a taste of something more than all the empty shit they're trying to make
I gotta go
I gotta go
I gotta go
oh
It's cool
Oh
Holy shit
Oh
Nice, come on, go there.
There's another car on the right.
Come on, start the game.
Okay, we'll start the game.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
What's going on right now?
Good clips, good clips, good clips.
Let me update, let me update.
I probably should have updated
we were watching clips and probably was the smart thing to do. That probably was the smart thing to do
to be honest is probably what I should have done but it is what it is. Is Nick already in the discord?
Hutch isn't fat like peanut says he's just wide bound.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Thanks man.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
I mean so much to me, you know?
Truly made my day.
No, Nick, I'm in discord.
I'm in discord, shirt off, breathe in heavy.
Exactly, say exactly that.
Hutch is in discord, shirt is off,
and he's breathing heavy.
I wanna make sure you guys are saying the right things.
Hutch is naked.
Hutch is naked.
She's a discord naked breathing heavy.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
He's naked?
I told you I said tell him I'm in discord naked breathing heavy.
I do that get your attention faster.
I mean, I came running there.
Did you imagine?
Did you imagine?
Do they ban me so fast?
Be like, that is not family friendly.
No way.
Get him out of here.
All right, so we, good morning, good morning.
We have issues.
Do you have Lighthouse online?
I don't think so, bro.
Can't lie now I'm pretty sure all you have to do for lighthouse. It's not all but you have to you're gonna
Go broke you have to buy your way in there. It's 20,000 USD. You have to turn it. Oh
My god, three mil
Damn, but you know, I don't I don't got it. I got 2.7. You got to sell
Yeah, you right there you gonna be broke, but you gonna have so we so we got a
We have to it's like the Tarkov tradition bro anytime like them reworking a map is as rare as like me losing five pounds in a week
You know
We have to go in there it's just a it's it's just has to be done
I hear you
You heard me bow share her me. I hear you. I just don't know I like I don't know if I can go
I thought I don't want to waste all this money on a map. Yes, sir
I don't think I can yes. Yeah. Well, I will do the well
Let me take a look and one pound fish. Let me see how bad also. I invited you to
Legal view about yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. We should do both
We should do legal and illegal people already think that I do the other one so fucking we might as well
Let me know exactly fucking send it
I don't care about that. I just care about the three million entry fee. No, it's not who said that ban on
ban on how much 20 K years D is on Peacekeeper. I think it's less than three million. Peacekeeper. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just going dollars. Okay. Here we go. Yeah. We need what are we
How much we need three we need 20 20,000
20,000 20,000
Chat how did tress say I get the bd gear yesterday by the way didn't he say I had to go to
3.5 million brothers
You got this
I mean look
three point two eight seven
bro. This is not good.
Chad, how do I do it?
Cord breach? What's cord breach?
What he said?
Five point six K.
He said I had to do something
but I don't remember what he
said I had to do because I
wasn't listening because it's
train. I don't like listening
whatever he's saying. Battle
pass. Doc's basic one. I'm on
the battle pass right now. I
don't want to leak anything. Can
I show this without leaking
anything? Okay.
Okay. Relax. You're ridiculous.
Yeah, it's not worth it. I don't think what do I click on? What do I click on?
This is like when a new map would come out on like another game wrong part and hush want to go play it and I understand but
Honestly, I don't have it
You do have it you do
I don't pass the main menu.
You have it like that, bro.
We're fine.
We have over there.
Fucking three mil, dude.
I'm in the safe spot as you.
I'm poor.
I got three mil over here.
I'm poor.
I got shit out.
But we got to go.
We got to go.
Pond up.
We got to get in our Toyota Corolla.
And we got to cruise in that hoe.
What do you have over there?
I know you got it. I know you won't it. Give me a second. I'll lock in but you did the whole battle pass day one
Okay, so I can't do anything
We already climbed on core breach. Okay. That's what I thought. All right. All right. I'm back
Lock in bro lock the fuck in
You can do it Nick just do it do it
And if we go broke
Then, we'll make more money. Easy. We ain't got drag in here. We can make money.
Oh, my wife brought me a breakfast burrito. Don't talk to me.
I love you, baby.
Main menu, baby. Alright.
Let me go back to the main menu. What am I doing? What am I pressing?
What am I doing?
Cord.
Where the fuck do you see cord?
Where do you see that?
Oh, shit.
Get out of here.
I don't care.
OK, now what?
Collect and submit documents?
this? Exchange documents. Documents. Okay, now what? Now what do I do? No! Okay. Container.
I do all of these?
Exchange?
Nice.
Okay, now do I have boxes?
Oh
I'm packed I
Didn't get fucking nothing I
Got scammed. I was shit. I
Got hand phones and sunglasses. Oh wait a minute. Hold up. Wait a minute. Hold up. Wait a minute. I
Got a backpack
level 5 armor
very nice
very very nice
very very nice
very very nice
we can rock that
sure
sure
what
what are you doing over there bro
what are you doing over there
im selling shit big dog
im selling shit
you doing it
I don't know I don't know I don't know if I can make it that time.
Yes you do, you can make it.
You can do it!
I try, I try but I don't know if I can make it.
You don't understand?
I don't understand everything.
You don't understand?
I try but you don't say?
I
Say you say but I don't say you say but I don't say
I say no good
Okay, this is
But trust me it is worth it bro. It's worth it. It's worth it. It's worth it
it's like if a new map came out for cod and you didn't play it you know that's
the equivalent like we have to play about we have to play it picking up what
you're fucking put down
It's an investment venture
We're gonna die so much
We're gonna die so much
We're gonna die
We're gonna die
We're already dead
We're already dead.
I don't want to die.
I...
I don't want to sell things in a junk box. Good.
That was my second option.
Oh, fuck.
I'm out of there, good thing.
Hold on, hold on.
We're going to add it.
And we're going to fuck it.
Do it, do it!
I
Want you to know when we get it here, bro. We are playing like absolute fucking pussies. Okay, we're holding angles
We're sitting in fucking quarters. We ain't moving. We are playing like pussies
area yes chef yes chef I
Don't even think we'll run one time. It's gonna be like me walking through a Walmart. Just a brisk speed just a brisk walk
If you will, if you must, if you must, a trollop.
You can't go up too fast now.
I have my sprain and ankle.
I have my sprain and ankle.
Got to be careful.
What are you looking for, a Walmart there, a Hatchipoo?
Oh, nothing.
Nothing?
I'm just walking, Subboss.
I'm just walking a little bit.
I just walk it's the boss. I'm just walking a little bit. Just hang around
No, my cell if I if you're not can buy can you knock himself?
What are you trying to buy and sell?
items of this type becomes available at level 30 fuck I was trying to sell these
gold chains boss I got a lot of them you just said those the therapist you're not
losing much oh for real okay yeah yeah you just
sell those the therapist this 33k per something like that let's go to the fat
lady here she is so American woman get away from me
American woman listen to what I say
don't come walking around now I don't want to see your face no more
We don't need these this gold jewelry right okay wait come come one pun fish
tell you tell me everything so the therapist lady okay all right you give
me butter my next month I made some fucking money
hurt hurt hurt yes you think we're not losing a lot of money on you just tell
I mean all that shit besides graphics cards yeah everything you're click on is good sell
horse figurine, chain lit, 650.
This is our ticket.
This is our ticket.
Oh, the lion, the lion you want to sell on the auction house is like 100 and some K.
Okay.
Cat figurine.
Cat, you're good to vendor.
Okay, cat.
And then just hover that bitch and I'll let the professionals take a look at it
Okay
Jop anything there that's worth more isn't axels parrot going for a little bit or no
There's more gold chains
to
just removed the people there and then sell all that bitch
and will sell more on the next one filter that one
I got another
box of stuff bro
holy shit chain with pro kill
medallion
Keep that sell the fire cleans left side of the stash or left side of that screen
Fire steel mm-hmm. Yeah
Let's go damn the Lupo beans in the very middle. I
Don't I'm a big fan. I can't
Appliers ball-ball-backs cable there's any purple stuff
Yeah, you read a ball bit cat
the book
The book the book the book the two little filter things that you have the beard oil you can sell as well
Nope, not the blue ones the purple ones. It's like right above the blue ones
Okay
Water filters on a flea got it I sell this deal.
That's a mill.
Okay.
Let's go buy it Peacekeeper money buy money and we need how much money do I need 19 no
I need 18 9 49.
41 41
3.2 mil bro
Or
Oh. Oh, great. Now, how do I buy the map? Now, go to, I think, who is it? Does he need to talk to, Jack? Is it therapist?
Fat lady?
Mechanic.
Mechanic.
Can we talk to him?
Yeah, talk to him.
I have cash how do I pass it on hand over 20,000
mm-hmm okay that's it you're gonna go
I know we just got something bad and it doesn't feel very good and it's only gonna feel worse
let's get in there there ain't no upside to this this is what I was helping for we can
I hope for a little bit of extra people in the stream today.
Everything else is lost.
We are dead.
Oh, hold on.
Money coming in.
Rubles, rubles.
Hot sauce.
Get your hot sauce.
883, okay?
We got a lot more sell too, bro.
We can do this, though.
Come on, Hush, can we have a big day?
Like a welcoming day?
I think we can.
Do you think we can?
I need one.
I, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
I need one, dad.
I'm doing what I need on the head for real.
Okay, for real?
Haven't you heard before, you goofed for the snappers?
He said, for real!
Huh?
He's sad, we're sad.
He's sad, we're sad.
What's your question?
We need a scope on the lighthouse.
I need a scope, apparently.
Fuck.
Um, I mean, yeah.
You get away with the hollow.
You get away with the hollow.
It'll be all right
I think because we don't know where we're at or what we're doing i'm just gonna come over to high love bro
agreed
Oh, i gotta end for anyone turtles
Like i'm not wearing my best shirt right now i'm just like i still have a good kid don't get me wrong but
I want to understand the map a little bit before i start investing
I hear you i hear you
Loud and clear, brother.
He ain't loud to you.
All right.
All right, invite me.
Inviting Nick Merks.
Accepted.
I'm just, give me one moment here, boss.
Let me just go bust a lift real quick, okay?
Is that all right for a cucumber?
Make sure you drink water.
Oh, please do.
Make sure you drink water now.
All right.
I'll drink some water.
some water. Oh my God, you know, Tarkov is one of those games where you just got to get
organized the whole time, so.
Glorious what what did am I supposed to be in here Wow Wow
Wow.
Oh wow.
Wowsers.
Fuck!
I'm in my own head oh my god
Chock it up.
Chock it up.
Chock it up.
Gigi's in the chat.
Gigi's.
Chock it up.
It's all over for us.
It's all over for us.
Chock it up, Gigi's.
Chock it up.
Gigi's.
Chock it up.
Chock it up.
Gigi's.
It's over.
It's over.
All right.
You ready, my goop-a?
Now there is something that people are saying that might be worth it.
Okay, and you heard me?
What are the people talking about, big god?
What are they talking about?
First-run lighthouse on a scat.
No.
All right, we're going straight in there.
Oh, are you fucking high?
What?
This place is a prison!
I'm playing a bullshit!
In the Godsea this sucks camel's dicks!
I feel like, real quick yonder, I feel like, before everyone else wakes up, I should buy
keys.
I have a lot of keys.
Where do you keep your keys bro?
I have what's called a, uh, I have what's called a sick case.
Where do, where do?
But if I were you, I'd just run one of your dog cases.
Chat any keys you think I should get?
Keybox? Keybox.
No, keybox is for your stash.
Yeah, that's what I want.
Oh.
New markdream?
Marked room
Anyone know what it's called I mean there's no way someone's already gonna be selling it on the auction house
Therapist unless it's this one is this one that
Is it good
It is
This guy okay explain to me how this dude has 39
Substation keys up and he has 1500 hours in the game and okay. All right. Well
All right
That's Jesus Christ
Okay, well, that's probably wouldn't know smart decision what what what what?
Can you y'all can you give me a case? I can't I
Can open up this mark them key and if we find one it's yours
Shooters shoot shooters do shoot shoot. Hey, this is true. No lies. I did my bad boss. All right. I shoot that you
That is true
You ain't find the shit in there boss fucking rip. I just bought a 1.8 million dollar key, and I'm poor oh my god
damn
You gotta spin to make money boss. We gotta spin to make money boss
That's a big spin
Ammo I got a web of dog tags
All right, you ready?
You can do you when you go to your inventory your stash
Do you have like your your boxes pinned somewhere?
The only thing I have pinned in my stash is my streamer items and that's because I don't want to turn them in or trade them
So I can get cap of whenever I ultimately can
For you
Well, I'm gonna fucking start pinning my boxes at the top. Yeah, do that. That's a landmark this
You know I'm saying yeah, Tony does that he pins everything at the top, and then he just sells his like he unloads
Yeah
What about pistols that you know we don't need pistols where I can sell all those fucking sell all the pistols
Yeah, who do you show them to mechanic or yeah, yeah?
So
Alrighty I'm ready to get in there ready to get in there
I'm gonna go back. Yeah. Alright,
let's do it. Let's go. Let's go
party. Keep the gold. Keep the
gold. Keep the gold pistol.
Okay. Uh this the map where
you like red guns. Red guns are
the ones that you don't have.
You can't. Those are the ones
that are missing parts.
Bring your Red Rebel paracord. This is a Red Rebel map
Yeah, chef hands off that's rock
Biggest bet to get the
Hunter my favorite 300 pound streamer. Okay. Right. You really had to backhand me as you
you were talking to me, huh?
Okay.
Let's go.
We'll need PKs if you don't get hit, Hodg, am I right?
Up the mountain, up the mountain, we are now Billy Goats.
You don't need PKs if you don't get shot.
Well this is new, already, new location.
Look around, Bobz.
Look around, Bobz.
Now, when he puts new maps and updates, like do they normally,
does he normally juice them, you know?
Yes, yes.
It is always worth going to these new maps,
because they usually are juiced to the ever-living fuck.
Yeah, that's smart. I love that.
What's your ammo?
I see a player for.
We going bitch, bitch, Pusta.
Yeah, look at the ammo down there. Is it good?
If it's bad, just tell me.
All ass all bad say one right now. Oh my god, bro. I'm gonna say one
Oh, and I wondered if it's all ass boss come take this PPM. Oh on me. It's not bad
Peepee was solid
And supposedly
Supposedly at the chalet there's guards, so you gotta lock the fuck in at the chalet
He is tm was bad brother. Yeah tmo's dog. Yep, that's
I
Blue horse spawns a water treatment. Oh my goodness gracious. All right, you ready boss?
Goodness gracious great balls fire. It's called all right balls fire
Now
just like on streets
One thing that Lighthouse is known for is
Player scabs spawning it incredibly early too early
So okay, you get about eight to nine minutes of just you versus PMC's and the rest of this run
We're gonna have player scabs trying to
Divide our booty cheeks
Okay, so let's try to get out quick then
Yeah, and like I said we got Red Rebel and it's gonna be in between where we're heading and in the next location, so
Hopefully we come over here
We don't instantly die we kill people
We loot make some money and then we leave I
Heard goons are 100% by the way
That's what chat saying
So they're gonna be around around
Yeah, they're usually at the next building not the one that we're going to but the very next one
But they could change those spawns as well. So we really just don't know
Just head on a swivel boss. I guess can't do a lot of walk in today. I
Heard a woodpecker
Gotta be careful of them woodpeckers
There's some sons of bitches. I think it real deep in that wood
Shit watch your whole family supper
Sitting in the shadows
I'm so fucking locked in
That loot location over here. I can't lie to you bro like
They get fucking locked in but
Be some juice here
Temos bad now
P HP HP
Bad bad, okay. I mean are they gonna give me any good fucking ammo
God forbid a goop would get some good ammo God forbid
All right, we got an SR got SR 25
Yes, chef
So this is Shalaya. This is one of the it's one of the looting spots on this map
All this area to our right is brand new by the way. I didn't know any of this existed
You heard that you heard the sound shots in the house, right? I did I'm coming up here
I'm hoping to get an angle, but I want to clear this before I
Well, this is all new
Yeah, I heard that
Okay, there's an invisible wall right here.
Oh, not what I wanted to do.
I just deep-pass those trees.
You want to go down and get a little bit of rest of it?
I just kind of want to look.
Like I said, this is a new spot.
Well, we're not going to be able to 3P down, I don't think.
It's too far.
But you do things, do things.
I'm a little nervous about this place over here.
I think he's down below that if you want to move into that that house down there you can
give you some overlook they're fighting right below that rock I think just right below it
I see one far.
You've never been in there before have you?
now
shit
i'm probably going down there with you then
fat and cold and fat
there's specific spawns that are pretty good
on my way down now
it's your end of the video
coming in
all righty, let me show you these spawns.
So spawn number one we want to look at is right here.
Check out this table, here's some money right here.
All this is going to go in the butt, boom.
Take that, push straight in the ass.
Next spawn is going to be right here.
Next spawn right here.
òndra shot, nice.
Gotta be careful when you walk out,
There's a peak right there where I'm looking.
People can hold that, so you gotta be careful.
Next spawn right here, or on this table, there's nothing there this time.
Then you're gonna check behind this truck, nothing, let's keep moving, and you're gonna
come up top, right here, there's something outside, I don't know what that was, careful.
Right here.
going to be right here.
Wait, shh, shh.
Sounds good.
Skaps.
Skaps.
Right here.
I don't have a lot of spots left,
but you guys start grabbing stuff.
Okay, well, I just want to show you the spots.
It's cool.
That's our 25.
Sounds like he's coming to get an angle.
I'm back in one room.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they definitely juiced it.
It's starting to feel like old Lighthouse, even just with the sponsors of now.
So I always loot this the same way.
I check table.
I check underneath the first spot, car, upstairs, and then whenever you're ready, I'll show you the next spots.
Are you drinking this soda? Yeah
Is that bad? No, no, I just heard it. I don't want to make sure it was you
Give me give me a second
Can't put him on the butt that's right I forgot about that
Put the driver in there.
Wow.
O-D-O-B and butt? O-D-O-B.
Yeah, that's a good stem. Anytime you're overweight, you pop that, you no longer overweight.
Got it.
Okay, I'm good to go.
Ready, Freddie?
Yes, sir.
All right, come on down.
Okay.
Okay, so we are going to go in here on these couches there could be an intelligence that
spawns.
So you just want to check the couches usually it's in the second row but I've seen it in
literally everywhere.
You can also find moonshine and whatever.
You want to check this.
This is the map I used to play.
This shelf right here can also spawn items.
What shelf?
In that corner.
Worth checking. Now we're gonna go down to the bottom floor this thing right here. Yeah, you can loot them
This may 5581 on the seat
Okay, good. We're gonna go down to below. Yeah, that got us. I'm gonna be honest, I think that's Goons.
Because he has not moved, and that's the SR-25, and that's where the Goons spawn, so I think that's the Goons.
Alright. Come down here. On this dead body. There can be two items.
outside. No, I would below below you on the staircase.
Yeah, chat things. It's the goons as well.
Right here on this dead body behind you. There can be something that spawns on the legs and on
the shoulder or the head. It doesn't look like anything's on there now.
All right, come this way.
Next, gotta be careful here, people sitting on the rocks outside, people who would have
heard them.
Inside this box, bitcoins, whatever the hell.
And then all these spots that I'm showing you are all bitcoins, you know, items that
are all worth hundreds of thousands.
You can loot the stray stuff, but whenever we start like moving through this map and
We want to contest good loot. We want to move rather quick.
Yeah.
And then last time,
no, you, you could take it. It's not, it's not good, but it's not like absolutely terrible.
If you get an MP seven, you won't be able to buy anything for it.
We got stuff outside.
Yeah.
Scabs, scabs.
PSR and JSP poop.
Drop.
I dropped the suppressor in the bed, okay.
J's piece for Beagle, okay.
Oh, it's a different one. It's not the MP7 rounds.
It's okay, it's okay. It's hard.
There's a lot of fucking animals.
Ready, Freddy?
Yeah, just getting a little organized here.
Okay, pop another PK real quick.
I'd drink some water if I were you.
You might be a little low.
I'm good.
I did the little energy drink.
Yeah.
You hear that, right, Syscav?
Syscav, Syscav.
All righty, right here.
All righty, right here, you can see this spot, I'm going to grab this, but look right here.
Another 100k.
Nice.
All righty, let's keep on trucking.
This is a very big spot that's camped.
The connections between the chalets, typically all these people around here, now this
next area.
Is another cabin, like another house?
Yes, right below us.
Holy shit. Come over here. Let's come up with a game plan.
So in the next house that we're about to go to, the goons are going to be there.
Typically, they're on the back side of the house.
They're in the middle and they start blasting at us. We're fucking dead.
Now, if it gets crazy, the Red Rebel is literally right there in that corner.
Like, on the other side of these rocks, you just hug the right side of the rock and you'll get there.
So we want to go down to the chalet, kill the goons, and leave.
That's the gameplay but there could be people sitting up all along these rocks everywhere, so just fucking be careful. All right, okay?
Yes, sir
All right
Yeah
Yo, that's not what we want.
Yo, I watched that bullet sling right past our face.
OK, hey listen, I don't want to go that way.
Wait, hold.
Hold, hold, hold.
If those are rogues, can we even get over there now or no?
Is it possible?
Well, I'm just thinking it's going to be goons.
If it is goons, they'll push us.
Hutch didn't read the patch notes, Hutch can't read.
I did read the patch notes.
I know that goons are there, or that roads are there as well.
The roads are supposed to be here too, but I'm worried about the goons and the roads.
They're saying to use your grenades, I got two nades.
Yeah, but they're such a far, like if they're sitting behind the house, I don't
things going to work. Where did they move Red Rebel to? They said they they moved the Red Rebel.
Oh, it's closer to the village now.
Alrighty, well, I mean, we can fucking run for it. That's probably death. I mean, you have a bag.
Yeah, yeah, we have to extract more. We have to.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying like it's not worth it. I don't want to run in shots like yeah, it won't work
So we could go down to the bottom area, but the problem with the bottom area is I'm not some
Somebody's running yeah
I heard someone run you want to go through the house we have to right yeah, I think so
Oh, it's this guy this guy
Oh
Who should you me kill two scabs
Is that you I'm hurt
How you help where are you I'm right here in the front he's inside the house
I think it's a it's a player scab any
It's on me inside right
Are you are you outside or in I'm inside now
He's on me
I hear you
He's inside the house, I'm outside the house
In the bottom floor
Oh my guns not
I'm inside now. Yeah, I hear you
It's a player wasn't a player scav was it really? Yeah
You kind of just ran in here man, I swear I was trying to find you the whole time
No, no, I went I just went on the back right. I don't know. There's so many like ways to
Why is my gun on?
I gotta fix both arms, okay?
Because they're black, so it gets shot again in my bed.
No, the bullets just disperse around your body and kill you faster, but you're not
like dead.
time that happens is your thorax. Yeah, I think Nick thinks it's easier for me to just
know where he is in those situations than it is. He said I'm in the house. Where the
Fuck it!
We're right in the house!
I can't believe that was a player, bro.
Yeah, that was horrible.
Level 42.
Bro, he chowed me. I didn't even have my shit on the floor.
that'll happen. Not great that'll happen. Let me see, can we still... Full health, I
packed my bag. Can I touch this guy? Yeah yeah I mean he's all I looted most of his
shit didn't really have anything. He's kind of like a bullshit run I think. What's
This is SVDS, looks good nice right, I don't know.
If you want it you can take it to sell.
God damn.
Too soon, too soon.
Too soon for me to say if the servers feel better or not.
They weren't in the patch notes, like they didn't say that they did anything to them,
so I don't know.
They might be.
That's what it says.
That's what it felt like.
I don't know how to get to that other shot later.
Maybe it's just one of those where you can't really push it from this side.
Yeah, I'm talking to Chad about how to get to that other shall they just might be a situation to where you can't really push that shall they from this side anymore
You might just have to like go below and then push across maybe I don't know
Yeah, Red Rebel to
Yeah, there's there's gonna be a lot of player scabs coming in
Chad is that place where we spawn so 100% extract?
Let's get the fuck out of here.
You just hit it bro, we just straight-line to it, we can.
Put the extract?
Yeah, the red rebel, I mean the new is a new one right?
Yeah, but that's where we literally got shot at.
Just gonna loot this real quick.
Yeah.
Alrighty.
Get the fuck out of here.
Ready Freddy?
Right now. Yep, here we go.
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if this is still 100% spot uh extract.
I don't even know what it's called, but we're gonna walk over there and hope for the best
But I will say after playing as much lighthouse as I've played the expansions on the right side of this area is fucking scary
this is gonna be the new stuff they added just all just what the new stuff
that we've seen so far like right over here like this whole path is gonna be
sketch central now if you don't look around I can't even tell you what's new
and what isn't I have no clue yeah yeah
I'll take you I take you judgment
Checking the other side of the road Dorsey northern checkpoint path. It doesn't look like I have southern road
All right bad news where we're heading we don't have that extract we're gonna have to go across the map
Yeah, that's the name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Push right.
I might have been a, I might have been a trip.
He's pushing. Careful.
Okay, boys. Listen, I think we got off on a wrong hook.
He's right below us.
I think we got off on a wrong hook, boys. Hold on. Hold on.
Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got you right.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead. He's dead. He's dead.
that player's covered just talking about my man throws a nade at me and says I
think we got off on the wrong foot fuck you bitch put it that's like that all
the way right yeah we gotta go the other way which makes me think we should
probably go through the middle now it's gonna be scary I also like I'm a little
nervous about this area one I haven't been here but two and the main reason is
those goons are in a spot where they just kind of look at us so I'm a little
terrified of that yeah the only time we ever got shot up by the goods we we
lived but we ran to the big house on scoreline
they just they're just hitting me in my arm over and over and over again so
your verse like fuck up
I thought those were goons for a second I would have given up that peak a lot
faster you killed them know they're yeah
I need to put my arm back on be careful standing up where you're at
That entire okay that entire other side of cross from us people can be at they can fucking laugh your ass
Chad does anyone know where this mark room is
I'm just gonna get off rocks.
Okay.
I'll get off rocks.
And water treatment.
Soon as that mag is good.
Okay.
Okay, off rocks.
Where we going, hush?
Got me a little bit.
down there in front of you right into this middle area we're just gonna walk
through this middle area here yeah yeah we're gonna come down here and just
kind of clear through it slowly just gotta watch our heads oh man I don't
like this at all this is sketchy brother this fucking blows oh my god this
blows. I thought they would give us a little bit more cover. I mean I'm a
nervous about the goons. We can push up left side here. Let's go over here.
Let's go back and up left and around these hills.
I'm a fat man.
Yeah.
I get to stand back.
Yeah.
Yeah, see, we're trying to reset.
We're trying.
We're trying.
We're trying, boys.
It's just across the fucking map.
I have this banger, Link.
I have this banger, Link.
I have this banger, Link.
have this spanger, Link.
Okay, can you move it?
Checking this real quick? Give me a second.
That's Black Tip.
Second ammo? One ammo.
SS190. Yeah, yeah.
That's the ammo for a P90.
You said anything with a Black Tip is like crazy, right? Yeah, typically.
yeah typically it's those are like the high pin rounds I always want to grab them
dude yeah you're seeing oh you're seeing you're seeing it
I call this a bitch mountain yeah so if you ever hear shots you think they're on this mountain
Just say they're on bitch mountain.
Bitch mountain, bitch mountain.
Perfect.
Now, we only have nine minutes left in this raid.
So I think we go to Northern Checkpoint, we hit a Marked Room key in the middle of Chalet
on our way out, and we'll call it a day there, yeah?
You the boss, man, you the boss.
On the boss, on the boss.
You the boss.
It's one of the keys I bought.
Yeah, I mean the only people we should be running into at this point would be
fucking player scabs.
Typically, yeah.
But it's always weird on brand new days like today
When when stuff is like brand new map brand new areas people play a lot slower
Yeah
House are left not worth that's a quest house
One of the first question you get on my house is to grab briefcase out of there
Oh man, I'm all good. Thank you though. Huh? That was fantastic. Love you.
you. Keep on trucking. Yes sir. Yes sir. I got my eyes peeled boss. Now there's no
rogues over here, right chat? We don't have to worry about rogues. We love this map bro.
he does love this map
dr jackal
chat saying there's no roads over here but there's glue hard so i don't want to
coin flip that
let's just go this way
we'll leave out to our right
probably people trying to clear out the goons
Is your backpack full?
Yeah.
Careful, I'm here in BTR and it was activated earlier.
You get that key to the right of us forgot the name of it though
Oh this thing with this thing was turned on okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's what we heard the gunner go off earlier
So just chill here for a second
Hillside house key, that's what I need to buy
I say this is how we play all day to day man I'm cool with it nice slow and
methodical take our time through all these areas is the way to do it you hear
the shots yeah see there it's either an AK 12 or the goons again I can't really
tell the difference sounds like an AK 12 just run right past them we're good
There we go.
She's cutting me off.
A little scared of that hill to our right.
So the goods could be anywhere, huh? Like if there's no...
Yes, because theoretically they can push somebody anywhere on the map, but typically they spawn
at that shall lay above us, or they spawn inside of the water treatment.
But if they spawned inside of water treatment, they would, I think, fight Gluhar.
So it would either be them or the gluey, and in that case we would hear that shit.
I mean it sounded like World War II over there.
So we would know.
Extract is on the other side of where we just walked in from, into the right, if you
wanted to head that way.
I'm just filling up my bag while I can.
tube all right ready yep just grabbing some small things make sure you crouch
whenever you loot that brother you are the easiest kill in the world
I need to eat real quick. Give me a second where we're out basically. Yeah, no, but I gotta eat anyways
So I'm just gonna eat this real quick cool
And I make space up grab more
Little bit of agua
Here we go.
If people are camping they usually can't run up here behind this rock to our right.
It says interact.
No, don't just come all the way over here to me.
You don't want to go to Shoreline?
No, boss.
You don't want to go to Shoreline?
I love that man. Okay. One for one. Come on. I was a good rain. That was a good rain. Couple kills.
Come on. Not too shabby. We're surviving Jack. We don't normally survive. We don't normally survive.
We don't normally live through these trials and tribulations. Look at that. Green survived.
Perfect. That was a half an hour. Dude. Time. Wow. This one the game. Holy shit. Okay. I
Let me go over here. I can't believe that players can't try to blow my legs off
Good raid boys, let's go
Alright, not too shabby.
It's worth selling the bomber beanies, right?
I'll have to, I'm just gonna check the second one.
Just sell all this shit.
I'm going to go.
I wonder where this guy. Oh,
wait, I think I have a couple
of these. Alright, Hutchi, I'm
you want to do your thing and
then I'm selling right now.
You're good. I'm selling. Go
take a piss.
Alrighty. We should grab the
hillside house. Yeah.
only 13 which would probably be taken because the taxes only 3k to therapists really I don't
know what oh yeah that's for the quest I'm not gonna do 44 making every little
dollar that we can man every dollar that we can
and fuck it alrighty who was that that item for does anyone remember I guess I
could just check this one cargo package for you
We're on the outside. Eliminate rogues or the goons, 7, 6, 2, 5, 4, R caliber weapon on my house, 0 out of 5.
Alright, there. So, SVD.
SVD.
SVD
SVD gamer
Yo, I'm popular opinion potentially here. I enjoy using the SVD
All the SVD quest back in the day. I think they're I love using this gun. I
Always think they're fun
Long as it ain't no fucking sniper, bro
Long as it ain't no bolt action pussy
Where is…
in the S.A.G.
What is wrong with this?
SVDS.
I saw a line on the auction house.
I do. Right. OK, one.
That is yes.
Line on auction house.
Yeah.
I can't. So if I can't sell it here, do I sell it on the thing?
Uh, I mean, the correct answer is you keep it, but if you need money, then yeah, you
can just get rid of it I mean fuck it but it's like 180k from last time I
checked
I think this is about to cost a metric shit ton, boys.
No, it's not.
Nice.
I am for real, never meant to make you fight the crap.
Mods, if anyone- Shit. Mods, if anyone isn't singing along, ban them.
I'm sorry Miss Jackson, ooh, I am for real!
Never meant to make you about to cry, I apologize a trillion times.
Ooh, I am for real!
I hope that you feel this, feel this way forever.
The weather, Miss Jackson.
Alright son, you ready?
Alright, ready?
Sorry mid-Jackson, ooh, I am for real!
Mid-to-make-about-the-cry, I up-pilatize-the-trigger-times!
Ooh!
How is class today short bus or limousine we're going on a field trip today to the
lighthouse expansion make sure to keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle
at all times
hello my wife all right enjoy yourself woman I love you bitch rise if they
give it a two months Christian reckless or graph look at this graph Judge Uchi
fall yes chef I am ready in the angry vampire chaotic straight slow bearded
mr. shameless bear me no accept all your new dailies done no no no they just came
out with new ones just now
I
Am for real
I got a fucking
That's what you wrong
What wrong son? It's what bitch puts it. It's wrong. I see you get there. What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What are you saying?
So you what like you you you don't like putting your ammo box at the very top and pinning that
shit.
Oh, I just scroll down and no it's not that I don't like it, Nick.
It's very simple.
I'm retarded and I've told you this multiple times.
I just can't be bothered with making sure it's up there.
I can't help it.
I'm too fucking or I want too much of an organ pen. How do I pen pen?
Pen perfect. I'm gonna get real fucking organized.
You're going to see it. You're free.
How the fuck are you? So I'm gonna say, well, don't fucking do that.
You just disrupted my goddamn organization and don't bring the Lord into the house.
The Lord has nothing to do with this.
The whole dude.
Yo noble rise it even too much. Oh, yeah hillside
Hey, you guys want to see me piss off Nick
Y'all see me piss them off
I'm sorry, I have a good rate, but my calories on dying to say yeah
Oh, it's just horses and horses and sorts and around it
Oh
And you still like this video good sex, you give it's good. Oh my God. He's spamming me. He's just spam
I'm trying to hit except I can't do it
No
Chat listen
You don't put a suppressor on your SVD
Because the ergonomics because there's not many ways to build the SVD the ergo is
Absolutely destroyed if you put a suppressor on it
It makes the gun fucking unusable unless you're going to ADS and not move all laying down because it's so heavy
So you don't put a suppressor on that bitch because you ain't ADS-ing at all
So you leave it loud you leave the thread around you leave the regular compound and you leave that bitch loud
So you can ADS faster you saw me testing the fire rank if I put it as a presser on this bitch
It would take three to four business days for me to amen and they ever worth it back in the day
There used to be an SVD killer quest where you had to kill like 10 people with an SVD and this is how everybody was running it just allowed
I'm using an SVD cuz part of the quest I have to kill the goons and the usex with it
Oh, let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go
All right, this is a really bad spawn
We're gonna have people potentially looking over us as we're looting this town to our right
So it's better better sketchy one-pound fish
Very very good. Yeah, one-pound fish. There is a
Oh, that was my garage opening my wife was leaving. Oh, there she is. Okay
If she takes my car, I wouldn't be very pleased
later I just got a message saying I don't think Nick has a surf kit oh I
don't actually gonna be careful left my back
alright so on these beds there can be stuff in the other room just give me a
second be very careful these windows chat what's this key that's to my left
right now. What is this? Hill house. Got it. Alrighty. Are you on first floor? Yeah.
Just. Alrighty. So right over here to your right in that box in the spawn inside of
here on that bed and then on this table there can be stuff and that duffel.
So will you get ammo in the raid or are you always unpacking it?
No, I mean it just really depends.
If you have two boxes of the same ammo, you always unpack because typically they
can stack with one another unless you get like one of the big boxes then it's not really worth it but
even still when you on pocket it's a one it's a one block so you can move that around a lot easier
than you can a two block yeah so two of the same kind of going back that's just you stack it yeah
I got you I got you
all right drop 7 and 40 yes sir
Drop 7 and 40. What do you mean drop 7 and 40? That's what Chad's saying.
Is Chad being stupid? 7 and 40, like 545, 7 and 40? 7 and 40.
Ma's banned that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the best ammo for 545. Other than like. That's a ban.
B.S.
Chad man, Mark, you need to ban that guy.
Yeah, that guy deserves to be sauced.
All right, let's move. You ready?
Yeah, ready.
Again, we're very nervous about the shots to our right.
You hit that jacket. I'll hit this right here.
I'm going to loot this house right here to my right if I were you I'd just kind of float
around this area just be careful I'd push up to that house maybe up in front of us to
the left the big red one
the big red one
there are one hundred percent people up on that mountain shooting goons right now
or getting shot by goons
you're in that house okay
Oh, where is the fucking loot in there? There's nothing in there.
Is EKL ammo good? Does it seem like it?
No.
It's trap 25? No, no.
Trap 25 is good, but you're never going to use it. You can still take it though.
Okay, so one day you do use it.
It's right here on the ground, if you want.
Okay.
one over here I'm a little house on the right you have some left yeah
no I'll just go over here that house is a really worth looting
yeah it's not not that good of shit
just like risk and reward like that house
no like like the good houses and the bad houses this is like my second most
played map of the game
in here in this bookshelf you can't go to the door
How'd you go through the back door on the other side? Yeah
And here there's an intel spot on these shelves it's not there this time
Right here. You want to check this you can see where this money is. It's gonna be a Bitcoin. It's rare
But it can happen
You know what? No, it's all yours. Sit down. Sit down. Thank you, and then come upstairs case
You're gonna have to shoot this lock. I don't want to shoot it
My guns a lot of fucking down the game
Now right here on this box there can be graphics cards bitcoins whatever same thing on this table we kind of got fucked
And I think that's pretty much everything alrighty
So we can either a go push those shots and just try and get an eye on them or B
We can go to the new area behind us. This is
I heard some shit
Thank you here rats I'm hearing that too really sounds like rats
And not people like the actual rat like an actual rat. Yeah
So we go to the new area or we can go behind us and push out lays
I
Do get this is your map, bro, you know, yeah chat. What do you think I can't I can't call it I
Like the map I just I think we go new areas. Well, let's do that. Come on. Let's go one pump this
one poppies gum and dig a little gum and dig a little
I wouldn't even shoot it just keep running so it's supposedly glue halves on this side
of the map is that a boss yeah it's the boss that's on reserve
Pokemon
Sounds like those shots in front of us like in front left. Yeah, okay
I just keep moving castle this shit
I'm dead guys sniping on the rocks to the far out left. I was gonna tap the side of my face
Yeah, all the way up there, careful.
Oh man, I feel like that's going to be a lot of today, boss, with this new fuckin' area.
Give me one second.
Gotta camp his body. There's no other way. I don't even have a fuckin' scope.
Well, if he saw me, I'm either screwed, or he won't loot it, so just wait.
If he didn't see me, which I'm hoping, he'll loot it eventually.
And I'm gonna sex him.
I don't know what the chance is though, I mean, if you ain't done it how I trust was
A little bit in front of me.
You probably saw me.
Just a little drink.
I can't peek him either if I peek him, it's like a fucking sniper.
What's happening?
I'm waiting to see if this guy is going to loot your body.
I feel like he saw me, but you never know.
I mean, I was a little far back off you.
So I'm just kind of giving it a second.
Take your time, man. Fuck it.
Yeah, fuck it.
I
Fuck it fuck it
I just love how like a scab aggro's me walks out. I'm like, ah, I don't want to shoot it
But I guess I will I stop my feet instant death
Crazy
I'm just going to go back to
the right side of the face.
How's it going? It's going good,
man. Just died to a guy in the
middle of the woods. Who knows
where? Chum inside of the face.
Is that where you died, Hush?
Is he looting you?
He might be, but if he does, let him fuck it.
You want to kill the other guy.
Yeah.
God, I hope he fucking comes down here so I can blow away.
What's that part of this, bro?
I mean, I can probably won't.
Yeah, I mean, I can't.
Can I scale that fucking mom?
Can I run up that bitch?
You can, but I mean, it's going to be a hard push.
You have to cross the bridge in order to get to him so he's he gets free shots on you for a good
10 to 12 seconds before you get to him
That's not aggroing you that's not aggroing you
He's coming. He is.
Okay,
so that's a completely separate person who's shooting that scab right now.
Oh, that is the most
unfortunate shit. Yeah.
So you have a player over there and you also have a player to your left on the mountain who still hasn't moved
And it sounds like you shot me with an M 700
That's so fucking stupid bro, that is the most brutal
Dang I've ever seen and he's doing shooter born probably which means he doesn't care about the loot
He just cares about getting head taps
I think that guy was far enough away, or it might not have mattered.
That's a player.
That's them, too.
so this guy just we heard me or you see me
Yeah
This guy's fucking life look at this guy
Yeah
He doesn't have I didn't have any of his thoughts up. No, yeah, you can't see it of course the mouth
Was he saying I don't mind
I don't know, bro. I can't see it.
Yeah, it came out.
Chad, anybody has the thing where you can see his bod go fucking, go take a little scan,
you know?
See that shit.
He's just the best.
Okay.
Why are you laughing so hard, bro? What did I do wrong?
Nothing, bro. I just, you did everything right.
that guy just turns the corner and just subbites your ass
what am I supposed to do man?
oh my god
I think zero fucking noise zero did he just know I was there
I think the yeah
you got everything right you sat there like a robot
okay listen in my mind I was hoping that he would run up and loot Hutch
I knew Hutch was a little bit to the right I didn't know where
so I was waiting for him to stop moving he stopped moving then I peeked
and then he runs right gets behind a tree and then just fucking pops me you
shot a shot from the other way down the street I figured maybe he like I don't
know he heard the shots down the street I mean how people are just so fucking
aware bro I know one bullet one fucking bullet bro yes that sucks I got
I don't think you did anything wrong boss. I just fucking he's locked in he is locked in man. Holy shit
I
Understand that bro and his SVD build is fucking devious as well. I mean stock SVD just going around fucking up everybody
Yeah, man, I just wanted like
I'm I'm thinking I'm playing smart, but I can't it's like if I move he hears me and I die audio skin
I don't move I
Die either way and then what like eyeballs are king. What do I do bro?
Yeah, sit there and you take it you laughing I got
Everybody's I don't know what I did wrong you didn't do anything wrong
I just told you that when I died. No, that's not how Tarkov works, bro
You don't just because you die in Tarkov does not mean you did something wrong. It's just fucking Tarkov man. That's it
That's how this game works. You could play everything right and you still lose. I can't I can't do it like that man
I need I gotta
Get I gotta figure out a way to get better miss. Okay. We'll be breaking down from a fundamental standpoint
I'll break it down for you you sat behind the rock if there's anything else that you could have done
It is run out from behind a rock with PKs and relocate if you think that he saw you
But even then he could have killed you on your cross
So it's like you had other options, but you sitting there and just making him push you is never a bad call
When he gets there and he knows that you're there like you have to remember any audio you make they hear it
That's just that's the mindset you're playing on just cuz you don't hear shit. These motherfuckers are the most aware human beings ever
So he heard you you give up the peak and then you just try and like full-body fucking swing them
That's the only other option there
So when I okay, let me ask you this like your brain when you saw me
and up and
Max turtle walk two steps to just kind of see where he was and you saw him on my screen go behind the tree
Did you know that he saw me there? I would have if I if that's me in that moment
He's too long
I would like to say that I would have given up the peak and then swung that bitch full body
What I honestly would have done is the exact same thing you did and probably lose as well
Because you just like bro like you don't you don't know that he saw you like that's not that's not like a definite
Oh, he saw you, you know, whatever. That's just that motherfucker is just locked in like I don't know if that's me
I wouldn't have fucking saw you or heard you
The only thing is is like maybe he saw you whenever he tapped me in the head because you were right behind me
I mean he would have seen you prior
So you probably knew you were in the area
Bro just fucking how this game works man, I don't know blows
But he is what it is fucking blows
Idiot what it is
Man it's so tough I
Just didn't I didn't think he saw me I didn't think he heard me
I mean, yeah, I shot once but I shot once when there were shots down the street and you said there's a player in front of me
I I completely agree with that and there was a player down the street and there's a sniper up on the hill
So I'm thinking like
You know, there's a lot going on it's not like he's just gonna pinpoint my location throughout all this fucking stuff
But then he runs down all of a sudden the player that was down the street is just gone or dead
I don't know great love that and then he just
He it sounded like he got in your body and then got off the body and ran at me
Well, I didn't make any fucking noise from that point. I mean, I shot the scab like 10 minutes prior to that
You stood pivoted shot the bush movement, I didn't shoot that was 10 minutes before I
Stood up a pivoted. I didn't do a quick pivot. It was a slow pivot. There's no way
There's no way
No, he heard you when you stood up. Were you laying down? I'm not supposed to look
Were you laying down?
Were you were you laying down, Nick?
You remember I gotta hear this shit from his thing
No, he wasn't he was crouched
No, you wouldn't hear it crouched to stand up audio. It's not how that works
But if he was laying down you'd hear that
I don't know
Listen, it's fucking park off. I don't know. Hey, bro
look
Not being badass with you. Okay, hutch if this is the type of shit
That's the red prayer for
I don't want to see my god
You you'll never be able to sit my ass down in a seat
Put a little thing on me like you're gonna feed me and say hey little Nikki. This is how this happens
What the fuck is this bro? What is this?
Or are you looking at something right now? Yeah, can you watch this? Yeah, what is this shit? This is unbelievable
This is this is all right. I'm watching ready
Lfg
Oh, God is ass.
Oh, God is ass.
Oh, got his ass.
It's a bit right.
he sees the white helmet
snaps to the right and fucking taps me through grass
so
I slowed down
the the video and
you can and i'm not listen bro
it's a crazy shot no matter what but you can bright as they see that white
Fucking hell that you were wearing. No, sure sure sure. I'm not saying that you can't but just when you put the whole thing together
It's insane. Yeah, even back tree line is scanning it. He's not even curious about his close, right?
Runs three steps left turn swing shoot through fucking grass dead. I mean
Alright, okay, I
Fucking park off. I'm a little I'm a little annoyed because my diet everyone's like everyone's like on my dick
You know I'm saying that's just our car. No, no, I know but this is one of those situations
We're like, I was really trying to put it together and bring back the homies kid right there, bro.
I know you were really what we really wanted him to come down from that fucking corny ass
spot that he was in up there and he did, he came down.
He came down.
Yeah.
Great.
Hooray for me.
I'm camping the body.
I'm thinking I'm doing it all fucking right.
And that's how I get killed right there.
That that's how it happens.
Fuck me, man.
Really?
All right.
I mean, I'm like, I'm right.
Sick.
Okay.
I didn't know we were against fucking Michael Jordan.
I'm Tarkov, man, I didn't know.
There he is, though.
I'm not, now I'm in this fucking spot
that I've been in for three weeks,
but I don't have a fucking helmet.
God, she makes me so mad, bro, holy shit.
I can feel your anger
and I can sympathize with your feelings.
shit fucking blows
Eat the blows man
I don't really know
It's I don't know what Q he had to snap right like that. I don't know I don't have the answers that you're looking for bro
I
Got no idea I
Got to know clue what's so ever I got to know clue whatsoever
He just better son he just better
It'd be like that, yeah.
I don't think he was prone though. I think he was crouched. Guys it. Guys it really doesn't
matter it like truly it doesn't fucking matter he killed us we died who gives a
fuck about anything else I had a dollar for every time I died and said what the
fuck happened I'd have a lot of dollars a lot of dollars oh metric shit ton of
dollars that just is what it is boys welcome to the game at least Nick had
of somewhat opportunity I just got fucking shot from no man's land up on top of the hill
which I have a feeling that's going to be the vast majority of raids today
people playing like that killing us from no man's land
The bit rate made it look more scuffed than what it is. Yeah, probably
Browner I'm browner. I can't wait for war dogs either
Me as well. I cannot so wait for the war dogs
What's going on? Is he still is
he's still losing his mind?
He is.
I
He said Tarkov's a trash game
Hey, bro, I can't jump and crash down on this fucking piece of shit for the last week dude
I hear him. I hear him. See I don't get mad about those types of deaths
I get mad at like when I die four feet behind the wall or I die one
I'm swinging and they're swinging and whenever I get right-hand swung I instantly die
But whenever I get left-hand swung into my right-hand swing, I still instantly die. That's what I lose my mind about
This game is so much better than War Dogs
You're comparing apples and oranges to get fucking tarred. What are you talking about?
You're comparing an extraction
Looter shooter to a literal
32 versus 32 versus 32 game
What are you yapping about?
I think Call of Duty Zombies is a better game
Than Hello Kitty Playland version 2
That's what I think
That's what I think
That's what you just did
Oh
Gosh do we need to pull up Nick
I
Run in the open like a bunch of fucking idiots man because we probably have to because that's the map
We got to get to the parts that we want to get to but like why am I playing this dog shit ass map?
Why don't we just go to fucking shoreline and get it popping man?
I don't want to play as mad anymore
I'm sorry, I don't want to play this game anymore.
I just pulled you up, Chad.
I was like, you got to go and listen to his crash, Chad.
I pulled you up and you were like,
why are we playing this dog shit map?
And then you argued and said, let's go to shoreline.
I mean, bro, let's go to shoreline.
Dog shit as man, bro.
What's doing, man?
Fuck it.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, who cares?
Run around, you guys sitting on a fucking hill
perfectly good for him you know good for him good for him man live forever
bro
okay only God knows the truth man you know what I mean we got our thoughts
chat chat says we're crazy but only fucking God knows you know many times
The motherfuckers doing some stupid shit?
Pretty fucking awesome!
Ahhhh...
So annoying, man.
Oh, I'm so triggered. Holy shit.
Alright, wha-
I can't...
Woo-saah, woo-saah...
No, no, woo-saah.
Okay.
Fuck you, woo-saah! If your name's woo-saah, fuck you!
Still makes them muck.
They're in a bush like a fucking pussy for 30 minutes just to...
They got extremely perfectly.
Dude.
Okay, inspects.
Alright, I got it right, alright.
Nice.
Hide in my screen.
So I know when I'll die to a guy on a hill with a sniper.
Oh gosh, it's so funny.
Yeah.
Nick is finally understanding the pain of Tarkov.
Yeah.
Can you bring me the kit, the kit that uh,
the, when you fix your arm, is it black?
Of course, of course, of course.
now that there's anything wrong chat with any type of arm it's just like the game
when in the game if your arm is black you fix it with a
Oh yeah Dale!
Well, I got shit on on Twitter this week. It's now your turn. This coming week. It's your time now.
We're just working, we're training back.
Do you need, and back!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We're all up crazy right now.
No, they're very, uh, they're very seasoned war veterans.
They, we've been, we've been in a lot of battles.
Listen, the day I start worrying about what people are saying on Twitter, I'm fucking
dead.
Amen.
Amen.
Oh man, that's so funny, dude.
I mean, just of course, you know, dude, like he, maybe he's like, oh, you know,
And he's like, oh, is that the hutch and Nick?
Oh, I'll give them back their kids.
They want that you need to do a fucking pacifist versus Chris
Kyle up on the fucking sniper just taking lives skull on the
fucking chest, just like demon hunter up there, right?
And now it's it's you know, have your kids.
I'll give them back.
Just invite me.
Yeah, I bet man
Yo, bro, I was telling chat this yesterday I
I really do feel like I'm not
So much worse than I once was right like in terms of skill don't get me wrong
Do I think- Do I think I'm as good as I was six to- well probably like two years ago whenever I was running and owning these motherfuckers in these maps? No.
What do I think I am? No, no, no. Just listen. Let me fucking finish my statement!
I'm not strong enough.
Let me finish my statement. Let me finish my statement, bitch.
Bitch, pussy.
Bitch, pussy. It's great.
But bro, I'm telling you man and these last two weeks. I feel like I cannot
fucking win a gunfight
like it's
Unbelievable how every single person we run into is just the cream of the crop
I mean this dude is running a
SVD with the worst scope in the fucking game
Stopping his feet, ADSing through bushes and grass and one tapping your ass.
Brother if that's me I wouldn't have even seen you. I would have died. You would have sent me packing.
I would have been in my stash fiction about how you were playing.
Hutch was never that guy. How many tournaments does this guy need to win with all your favorite fucking players?
Dude, it's how it always is. How it always is.
This is arena first ever arena tournament. We won. We want Tarkov tournaments
We won the last arena tournament literally against the best players in the game or most of them
I mean suck my whole fucking dick. They're just rage baiting, bro
They just want to make me more mad that they have to be because it's just always the same shit
Move the needle move the needle move the needle everybody's great everybody's the best
Yeah, I wish I I didn't hear shot. No, I was also listening to you
We're gonna lock a bro. I'm not strong enough
If I died a fucking Pac-Man with a fucking grenade trap, I'm gonna like I'll literally
Don't even know bro, you got me in a mental blunder chest rage baiting me
I don't know what to say anymore. No, you
You're just laughing bro, and I couldn't take it and the chat's like you gotta fucking move Nick
I'm like, come on
Hey Cap!
I'm ready bro
Hey Cap!
Hey Cap!
Put your goggles on the ground and get ready!
I'm sending you to God!
Come on dude
Fuck everybody man
I don't know anybody you think
I don't think watch your fucking angles right oh my gosh there's already someone shooting at me through the fucking window
I'm going up, bro
I'm going up. I'm going up. I'll be on third floor. Fuck everybody
This guy almost just tapped me through the fucking window out of it
We gotta go to the other side
You shot her from the outside
Oh, that's me. I killed it. Look like a scab. I'm at 301. You heard that, right? Yeah,
I heard that.
Might have been a scab that shot him through the window.
Just put it in here, the aggro.
That's sanitar.
It might have been sanitar.
Everybody...
is better than us.
Is better than us.
We're getting our kills today.
In my Tuesday, I wanted to fucking die.
Hehehe, I love this song!
This man Sunday came around.
It's not me guys, it's not me there.
Even the fucking scab is talking shit.
I believe it was wrong.
Oh, yeah, I need to drop you this serve kid
That will be very nice
Oh my god
Good culture that's it. That's the chat we need bro. Now whatever the fuck we got going on earlier
Where are you third floor or 301 I'm in 306 right now
Run the Georgia yeah, yeah, I'm on third floor. Yeah
The hell you lose over here boss
Let's go to the basement.
Did you go basement?
Yeah, there's a scav up above us.
I'm going into the basement now.
Put these bags.
Yeah, we're gonna go to East Wing at some point.
Rush
Suka Blyat
So, Chad, Chad was saying you were, uh, dogging on war dogs this morning.
Are you not looking forward to playing it?
I'm not dogging on it.
Like, I'm going to give it a go.
I just said this week's my last week of like trying it
like trying to feel it back, you know,
that's people outside.
That's players outside.
The controller is brutal, man.
It's brutal.
They don't have the game optimized or controller at all.
And, you know, and that's cool if they don't.
Oh, is that you?
No, it's not you.
Is it?
Oh, yeah.
If they don't change that, then yeah, I'm probably
I'm not gonna play it much.
You know, we'll see.
That you with a flashlight no, okay, they might I think they might be high above us
Yeah, it's not me
Yeah, you got that staircase
They see me or I see them first coming down coming down all right, that's all you
That's BD
I'm hurt
I'm instead there's one more and he's low. I thought he died
Only one more
No, bro, I
Thought that was players the way they were walking down with the big bags and shit. Yeah
I don't worry, I'm gonna get all your stuff as much as I can.
Yeah, it's us.
Oh, there was three all stacked up.
There was four.
There was four all, I'm there.
There's, dude, you are so rich.
Oh, dude, there was four.
No fucking way.
They're just like inside of each, oh.
Try and scab in I'll try
There's always four
mods mods hey oh bro and it was a just to tap me with m993 uh no three tap me oh
oh bro they got the best ammo possible man I fucking hate this game
I think I hate it. I think I hate it.
Oh, that is so fucking brutal.
That is so brutal.
I know, I know we're so close to being out of hell. I know.
Oh my god, that's so brutal.
Let me try and go back.
Bro, I thought they were all dead.
I didn't repeat.
I mean, that's my issue.
I shouldn't have even thought that they were all dead.
I should have I should have just made it it maybe or ran back and held it. I don't know
Dick is getting pushed by a duo right now
So you might hit an O and telling me the time on your rate
That's a scab, that's a scab, but that's not, but that's not.
This is going to be behind you. Okay. Use my backpack. This is going to be behind you. Okay
Go ahead and grab that bag look inside of it drop your bag inside the room to your right and then move my bag in there with you
I think we have the same bag no
Alrighty so everything in your bag besides the hose and that purple item you're just going to want to drop
You have a full fucking bag?
Holy shit.
I've been hitting rooms, bro.
So go ahead and drop the, drop the vitamins, drop the blood set, drop the kite, drop the
clocks.
You're not going to have room for any of that.
your helmet to a bastion. Yep.
Out the clocks. Drop the what?
The kite. Drop the vitamins.
Okay.
Drop the HDD drive.
Drop the blood set.
Second row for our left.
Drop the sodium.
Okay.
Alrighty.
Now we're going to go to the first BD.
And your bag, all you really want to keep is,
you want to grab that rig.
You want to keep the Desmond,
keep the hose everything else fuck it okay you also drink turn around drink that
right cola
just go ahead and get it out of there when you have the bag open drag the
flash drives and the Desmond's inside your Knox case huge and your book maybe
does that go in there look nope okay let's go to the first we did looking good
but we can go up though now we want to keep the four slots open you so let me
know if you hear something else up top okay because I have volume unit okay
all right I have first BD we're gonna open up the rig while you're opening up
the rig open this gun up take the mag out so you can start unloading it
Right click on load or that's fine, too
You can just drag it into his rig or into your backpack if the one works go ahead and start unloading that Mac. Yep. Go ahead and start looking at through his pockets
So he is gonna have positive space in his backpack, which is good the dog tags you're about to see in his pockets drag those into your
Into your dog's case
Can't
Okay, drag the BD keys in here. There you go back. That's huge. Yep. You're gonna drag my trooper inside of that backpack
Okay, and then take the backpack
Is it APM all good? Yes good make sure you unload all those rounds like comes comes comes
There's spring in me there's spring in me
He's not dead, he's not dead, he's not dead, he's not dead now, that's a player's
guy, dead now, that's a player's guy.
All right, you're fine. Open that guy's, open that guy's gear back up. Open that guy's,
open that guy's gear. Let me just pack mags real quick. You can pack
mags while we're loading. Okay, perfect. Now, the mag in your inventory, you want to go
ahead and unload that one, the one that's found in raid. Once you get these mags topped
off, you want to get that mag out of there so you don't load an AP mag into your gun.
like the worst case scenario. I just go ahead and unload that. Now open up this, all right,
cool. Drop that out. Now load your mags. Open up the siege armor. It should have level five
plates. You want to go ahead and grab both of those. Take your grenades, drag, still
grab them, still grab them. Drag those grenades up inside of your rig. Put them in one slotters
and then put the two plates in your four spot rig spots.
Four spot rig spots.
Look inside your rig that you're wearing,
drag those grenades up, put the level five plates in there.
Yeah.
Then you can put the side plates
inside of my rig in your backpack.
Okay, boom, boom.
Honestly, we're gonna do something different,
we're gonna do something different.
Open the C jar back up.
What's that?
That, that, right there?
Okay, got it. Yeah, got it.
And then
Okay, all righty, lock in this what we're going to take the abs open up my backpack.
Okay, boom.
We're going to load the ABS up. So you want to just drag those items inside the ABS.
What's the ABS what you're wearing right now?
So put the hoses in there, put the BD key, put the milk, anything you can fit inside the ABS do that.
We're going to put the ABS in the backpack,
then we're going to wear the C-JAR.
We're going to have to swap those plates out.
It's going to be a lot, but we can do it.
I mean, this is full now.
The ABS is dragging the tool set into the SPPC V2.
Yeah, just drag it down and then move everything.
No, put the SPPC at the bottom of your rig.
Or at the bottom of your, yeah.
and then drag all those items into it.
Drag everything in there.
Build up.
OK.
OK.
Good.
Now put the helmet down.
Put the book on top of the helmet and turn it.
And then put the cold milk down there.
Now put the AVS rig inside of there.
Now you're going to right click the AVS,
Drag the plates inside of the pockets of that guy.
Just drag the plates inside of the pockets of the guy you're looting.
Okay, the guy that I'm looting, I'm lost.
The plates inside of the rig, you see how there's those open spots?
You just covered it.
Drag those plates inside those open locations on the right side of your screen.
On the right side of my screen.
You want me to drag these plates over here like this. Yes. Yes, they're just sitting there for now now
You're gonna open up
The the rig that we want to take which is the seed are at the very top and you're gonna drag the broken level fives into the ABS
That works put the other one in there and I'll wear that now you're putting that on now go into your bag
Drop those mags out of there go into your bag and grab all of your mags and ammo and put them in
inside of the C-jar. Beautiful. Done. You're good. Now you can take those SAPIs,
those level fives, and put them inside of the AVS. Just drag them on top of the AVS.
What level fives? Okay, got it. Boom, boom. Got it. There you go. We're just maximizing
inventory space. Good. Now grab those stems, throw them into the backpack, and put the
backpack on. We'll move to the next guy. Make sure you grab the nods in the helmet and
the headphones as well. If we have a lot of room, the mags inside of your C jar move those to the
right so you can have that six slot space inside of your your uh siege. Oh wow we are we're doing
some crazy shit here. You're welcome. Yes sir. Now you want both those heads no you want to grab
the headphones and helmet real quick turn around let's finish this guy. I got him I got him I
got him. No you don't it's in the pockets or you need to drag them into the C jar
And you still haven't picked up the backpack just all left click on the backpack
It's on the guy you were looting
All right now drag the helmet and the headphones inside of your C jar
Got it. Nice and then move the mags to the right and then drag the head the headphones in there
Wow to the next guy. Okay, so the next guy. We won't have any room for any of that stuff. Let's go to the next guy
All right. All right. Cool. Same thing.
It's another C-jar. Yeah. You're going to drop my SVD and take
that MK17. Just rip the scope off my SVD and take the mag out and drop it. It's not worth
it. You want, you know, we're maxing out you here. Should also take the stock. The
PRS Gen 3, take that as well. So the NF.
this part. Yeah. Okay. PSR G3 got
what's the scope? NS 30 mm bottom
third one from the bottom. Okay.
and then the GF Mod 3 grip. Take
that as well. Hold hold.
The NF
GF mod 3 bottom right
Bottom right there he is. Yeah. Now. That's done. Holy shit now drop my gun out of your inventory to the left and then pick up that scar
Car picked up on loading awesome unload mag while opening up the pockets
And 993 yeah, that's what killed me. That's fucking great round
Unload that scroll down open up the backpack take the BD key take the morphine
Open up your backpack make sure both those rigs are completely full
Yep, you're doing it perfect right everything inside of them that you can we want both those BD keys put them inside your docks case
Good now we're gonna right click the siege our armor check the plates
A couple of five.
Alrighty, so we're going to open up your backpack, we're going to flip the ABS so it's up and
down.
Just press R on it.
It doesn't fit but we can make it fit.
We're going to take the Bastion, put it inside of the ABS, just put it inside the ABS, drag
it up.
Now, if you turn this guy, if you turn it, we lose the four spot, that's fine.
the SP how it is return it turn it again okay that's fine now we have two more
spots take those level five plates drag them up into there take the level five
side plates which is the two small ones drag them into the SPPC oh no we won't
put them in the SPPC because it's gonna go inside of the rig itself like the
armor of it beautiful perfect got it nice now those are both so high level
shit open that rig back up open that rig back up and we want to drag all the
one-slaughter out of the four-slot locations that rigs done open the ABS
drag the GF and the cod milk into one-slot spots in the inventory we want
the four-slaughter on the bottom you're doing the opposite right now you're
all good now you're gonna drag the helmet with the nods inside of that
four-slot spot
okay and fuck everything else to the next body one second I'm we're
performing surgery me and Nick are right now brother I love you I'm not gonna be
able to run that's fine these shit this is like this pays for the entire day for
you if we can get out this is a dream okay oh my guys alright HK all righty
we're gonna take that HK over the scar so go ahead and unload that mag into
that guy's inventory on the scar just drag it over unload it
Okay
Just the mad we're not worried about anything else. That's fine drop that scar grab the HK
Okay, scope alone is fucking 180k
Now we're not gonna be able to take the bastion so go ahead and open up your backpack while you're unloading this max beautiful
Okay, we're gonna have to drop all the bullshit so drop that wrench
drop the wrench. Drop the
wrench. Drop the wires. Drop
the tag to splint. Drop the P. S.
ammo. Drop the CPU fan. All the
bullshit. Yeah, drop the tag
splint. Drop the CPU fan. Move
the BD key up. Move the other
BD keys in. Okay. Make sure you
take that as a goosene. Grab
that at 60 and 995. You got a
shit okay computer might go into your dog's case I don't think it does we're
gonna have to make room for that you're gonna have to drop that grizzly
inside of your gamma right now and then try and put the put that bd laptop
inside of it drink all eat your peas drink all your water I can't still okay
that's fine drag okay good eat the piece yeah holy shit well we should honestly do
is scroll up Nick okay those are like a six plate holy shit okay um fives for
sixes you want to keep the fives too bro open up AVS open up SPPC two helmets
Okay, what about the other one?
Uh, tool set.
Drop tool set, grab a level six plate.
Okay.
And then drag, fashion the helmet.
We want to keep those, drag those, uh, nods onto that fashion in your rig and then drop
that fashion helmet, take level six plate.
We want to keep the headphones there, they're worth more.
Where do you want me to put it?
On your head.
Look at your head to your left.
The helmet you are wearing.
Okay.
And then, and then remove it.
remove it and then grab the other pair
grab the six
of the six plate
yeah got it, okay, boom boom, kind of both
on helmet, but that's fine, fuck it, who cares?
um...
okay
that was the wrong helmet, god damn it
yeah, because there's low durability, grab the
grab the nods off of this guy that you're looting right now
respect
put them
and that two slot to the right underneath the ammo
Or on top of the helmet that you have without nods inside of your rig.
Yep, I got it, I got it, perfect.
Now, drag, drag the trooper, drag the trooper on top of that backpack.
Does it fit?
No, on his backpack.
OK, open, open up your back.
Go, yeah, turn it, flip it.
Now, the other one.
Yeah, and then, and make room for it.
So drag that to the bottom, move the book.
Try it.
I don't know if it fits.
Move the book.
Because I'm pretty sure we get,
no we won't be able to do that.
Reorganize back to where we were.
No, we can't do it.
Okay, that's fine.
Just drag everything back in.
All good.
Made a try.
Just move that plate, yeah, perfect, perfect.
Okay.
All right, there's another guy that we didn't hit if you want to do it. Yeah, I think honestly for a one with a scope
Yeah, I think what we what we might want to do is go to that last guy
I know it's a lot, but we we wanted the raid to go longer the guy you were just looting. Yeah, that guy open them up
His rig we want to swap everything from the my rig into his not yours
We want to keep the ABS because it's two four slaughters, but we won his because there's more space
I think let me say three six nine twelve
Is that more space
Same space drag everything back drag everything back same space
That's a scab.
You're good.
Grab the thing back.
You're good.
Grab the thing back.
So let's move to the next guy yeah start making our our leave here. I'm making our
This guy's right here. Yep
Search
This is insane. Alrighty, just go ahead and open up the pockets check the plates in the rig
Drop SVD mags?
You want to unload them and then drop them, yes.
Open up the backpack while you're doing this.
Let's just unload SVD mags.
All right, I think drop both of those, finish unloading those mags.
We should you hear that?
Damn.
Damn.
Can you go ahead and hit O a couple of times?
Check the time for me a couple times check the time for me do it. Well, you're not in your fashion. Okay. We're good
We're good. We have red rubble. Okay. We're good
All righty unload those mags take that ammo
Make sure you we grab those stems the BDSD. We need to check the plates as well real quick
Grab the stems. Okay, grab the stems and then I'm five
this plates
five. Holy fuck. I'm so jealous. Drop the level five plates that are broken for the fresh ones.
How do I go down to search? How do I go down to search?
Um, you scroll down, but it might be on key because you changed up your key bonds.
I'm pretty sure we have level four in one of your, uh, rakes.
Can we check those plates?
Yep.
I got five and five.
I got a broken five.
No, inside the rakes.
I got a five and five, two broken fives.
Okay.
What's the other one?
I got a five and a four.
And the one you're wearing?
Okay, so this is what we're going to do.
We're going to turn around and drop the modular four at your backpack, drop the backpack inside
of it, drop the trooper 35, but turn around whenever you do it.
What do you want me to do?
Drop the trooper out of your bag.
Okay.
Just press the lead on it.
Now, you're going to go into that body that has the level five plates, you're
We're going to drag your rig inside of your backpack, your rig and your backpack.
C-JAR into the backpack, C-JAR into the backpack, right click, open, right no, right click this,
just listen to me, right click C-JAR, right click LV, open that one as well.
Delete the level fours out of the C-JAR, go drag the level fives into where the
level fours were.
beautiful. Now put that bitch back on. Done. Nice. Okay. M4A1 or are you still like the
HK? Still the HK, but we want those we want those night visions. Grab those night visions.
Drop your face mask, grab his little rebreather. I don't know what the night vision is. Is
It's the one on the helmet on the helmet on the helmet
Okay good
You're good open up your ABS we don't care about that scope we do not care about it you can just drop that bitch
you have you have a helmet inside of your ABS or your SP that does not have
nods on it just check get open them up there you go boom and I'll grab the
backpack we're ready to go okay well I gotta change I gotta do that okay now
you do not have shit you don't have a meal or anything right can we just
double checks we need to start making our way out like right now we can stem
Yeah, do you have a meal? I got a morphine as Zagustin. You have the OBD too?
Did you get rid of that? No, I got two Zagustins. All righty. We need to start
going. Start walking. Okay. Let's just dash. I can go. Yep.
Now, the fastest way to do this is to drop your bag, walk a couple steps, pick it up.
Drop your bag, walk a couple steps, pick it up.
You want to do that once, yeah, just like that.
But you need to try and get as far away from that bag before you turn around and pick
it up.
Oh!
Yeah, it's nighttime.
That's why I'm not too nervous about the situation you're in.
We're in a good spot.
Everyone should be gone.
We have Red Rebel.
We're OK.
You have nods.
Press N. Need to walk a little bit farther.
The bag isn't going to run from you.
I see what you mean okay no to go to the left of this fence
God we have so much time bro. We are fine
Not what you want to hear
All right, if you keep doing that, you know you're going to mute up
Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna make it bro
He just he's so bad at it like if if he was good at this it wouldn't even be a question
but he's just like he's walking past it he's losing a second every single time he
he does it. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. No, this is faster even with him.
any of this fucking, uh, like
stuff. He literally, he literally
didn't move at all in that drop.
No, no, no, no, no, no, we're not
checking anything. I wish I could
like the one, the one word I don't
have got it.
I mean, we've made it pretty far in already.
It's going to be close.
No, you should have two minutes to spare.
This is insane, by the way.
I'm trying to get some of that.
Take adrenaline.
Chat's saying it doesn't matter.
Don't roll it down the mountain.
I'm trying.
That's where we got to go.
Five, four, four.
We're about, we're a little over halfway.
We're a little over halfway.
544 we're about we're a little over halfway and we started this at like eight minutes
or nine minutes. So the math is mapping.
He literally got no extra steps there.
I might just tell him just to walk it.
All right, when we get to this hill, we're just going to walk it.
like the big hill. Yeah,
whenever you start getting up here, it's going to start to roll backwards.
Getting up here. It's going to start to roll backwards.
Can I walk any slower?
Holy shit.
Did I crawl?
No.
No.
I need you to not do anything and just continue to walk.
walk. Just continue to walk.
It's right in front of me like below the globe, right? Yeah, you are right there,
bro. Yeah, you are right there, bro. I do got to eat. Should I eat or no? Nope,
you're not doing anything. Just keep walking. Nope, you're not doing anything.
Just keep walking. Yes, chef. Should I drop my bag down the hill? Absolutely.
you should absolutely you should absolutely you should absolutely you should
all right well you're fine just keep walking just leave that bag on just
keep walking just leave that bag on keep walking
We have time should I eat we have no no no just walk
With a yellow head just walk press your salua he'll while you're walking press your salua he'll while you're walking
You want to vary to the left a little bit?
You want to vary to the left a little bit?
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Getting a little nervous.
Getting a little nervous.
I don't know. I don't know.
Get a little nervous. Come on.
Fat man. Go hit the grizzly now.
Well just keep walking, bro.
You do not have time to do
anything but walk. If it gets
If you get subbed one minute and you're not close enough drop the rig and just walk out.
You're watching too you're wibby don't act like you're out.
I am I'm looking I'm looking you should be fine look a little bit to the left look a
little bit to the left you're going to you just keep varying right Nick right there walk
right there stop fucking walking sideways like you've been slamming 40s all raid right
there.
You're you're a little bit to the left a little bit to the left a little bit to the left right there
That's where you want to go?
You are right there, bro
We got time bro, we got time we have time
We should honestly start back dropping again, but I'm afraid you're gonna fuck it up
It's gonna roll backwards. So just keep walking
Why is it coming up you need to go a little bit to your left as I've been saying for last 20 minutes a little bit to your left
Yeah, right over there
Why is it coming up bro a little bit to the left
Is it something I'm
There you go. Congratulations. Your first ever close one.
You gotta trust your boy. Remember, you gotta trust your boy, bro. I've done this shit a thousand times. I know the times, okay?
You gotta trust your boy. You gotta trust me, man.
I trust you, dude!
I know it was really scary there, but you just had the biggest rate of your life! Congratulations!
Holy shit!
Nice job, boss!
Oh my god!
Fuck you!
I've never like all the wins combined only for that shit for me, bro
I told you, bro. That's that is Tarkov right there
We've all had that raid ever you can ask your chat
How many wanted to chat if you had a raid like that before where it has come down to the absolute wire
Everyone's been there bro. That's just your first time being there I
I mean we that is you could not have min max that more than what we min maxed it
That was the ultimate min max
I got so much ammo. Yeah
Shit at a boy
Have a serious question
Why do you want me to pick up all those plates if I can't even put them on anyways because I don't wear them
right you want to save those no no you can wear those plates those plates are
universal yeah those plates are universal plates so now since you have so many
everything you rock will be a level five in the front level four in the back
because you don't want to burn both level fives so you just got like nine runs
worth of plates in that one raid to give you an example I only have like
three level five plates to my fucking name right now you have more level
I do
Holy shit
And you can't like I can't even buy level 5s and 6s at my level. I can't even buy them
Hey
What a fucking what a max fuck yeah, I want the fuck
that is as good of a raid as you could have had that is what raid by far I mean I've never
even had anything close to that I would rather have a raid what you just had rather than finding
like two lead exes because you can't again you can't buy those plates like that is so
good and all the night vision each of those nods you can sell for 100k a pop you got
fucking five of them. I would use them. Yeah. Well, we can start
using them. We can go shoreline nighttime raid and put that in
the mix and just go and make fucking bank. Yes. Yes. I'm
in. I'm down. Alrighty. I'll start throwing it into the mix.
You just need to start paying attention to the times. Yeah.
Bro, my Tarkov is crashing on repeat and I don't know why.
Alright, well, you figured that out. Yeah, you you could
Do anything guys any idea? Oh my god
Yeah, but why would it just break it was completely fine until I got timed out of watching Nick
And now I can't open up the game
Clear cash clear logs, okay
There we go. I just had to close the launcher as well.
And now you can run that modular backpack that you have. And we can start putting backpacks
inside of each other so it's like you're max winning every raid.
Yeah, that's the you just know how to fold everything man like you really I
Bet you do that shit without even
fucking
Bra was so confused me was you want me to run this modular backpack? Yeah, and I would this is this
This right here is an example a perfect example on why you should always have the OBD to stem
inside of your gamma so instead of bringing water food in there you should
do water or food and the OBD2 and have the other one in your backpack because if
you had OBD2. Dolbos too cocktail injector. Yep. So I'll always keep that in my bottom
right. Always. Now with the OBD2 when you pop that shit it does lower your
health like it kills you over time so you're just gonna have to heal through
it so just know whatever you do pop that you're gonna have to heal with it right
but i'll be able to move way quicker than i was moving right that was horrible like in that
situation i don't even know how much i mean it would have definitely helped you but i don't
know how much because i mean bro you were unbelievably heavy i mean you were giant enormous i
I mean bro you super maxed my shit bro. Yeah, I mean, but but that's dude is a perfect situation
It's a late raid. It's a late raid. It's a nighttime almost raid. Everyone's already worked their way out of the map
Like that's when you make the most money you could possibly make that exact moment
as a perfect storm
This is awesome, bro. I mean it's like that's what you need it
That's that pickup right after a bad raid doing that. Oh
That's the dream
That's the dream
Now I just need to do it
Yes
Cuz a Google is what do you want me to bring you I can bring you I can bring anything
I mean, I'll bring you I'll bring you a mill. You know what a fucking million
Bring it in
I'm good. I have my own shit, but I
I may be hitting you on soon
Okay, you let a motherfucker like me know that I'll let you know
Let me know. I like that you can hit it grizzly while you're with keeping it in your pouch. Oh
Dude, that is so bad. That's that kind of shit that keeps you out of the game forever
That's why people have 10 15 20,000 hours because no other game as much shit as I talk about this one
No other game makes you feel quite like that
I know and that entire time because you feel the devil climbing up your spine of oh with there a guy in this bush
Is there a guy in that bush like who I'm gonna get shot?
Where do you think you're going?
You should drop that rig bitch pussy. You should drop that
It's a fucked up game bro say fucked up game
Alright, let me go talk to the lady real quick, grab some agua.
Let me invite you back.
Only two.
I mean two.
YOU TOOVE!
LIKE THIS STREAM, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
Wow.
Wow.
No!
Damn it, Quattro!
Yo, as the great Toby Keith once said, I ain't as good as you, but I'm not as good as
Keith what said I ain't as good as I once was but I'm as good as I ever was
amen hey man what a great song be bro BD is so so will you hey that's man
where we see those guys bro that's that's max win yeah yeah I heard do you
have I heard do you have my cross and I was like oh shit I peaked killed two of
them thought they were cleared repeat at a third one just do not you know
When they were coming down the stairs and my arm was instantly black my other arm was red. I was like oh shit
So I'm a little bit
And if any other BD that was there I would have survived
But the one that killed me was the one with the best ammo out of the group
Which is just the other that's just part of it
Okay, I'm ready ready my gun real quick and all right hide screen
Yeah, I'm gonna roll on the turn. I'm behind my screen. Yeah.
How do I look at the raid? You'll be able to queue in. You'll be able to tell.
Can I give you a second, Hacha? I'm not gonna be able to accept it. Okay, no, I can't accept it.
Yeah, but chat, you know, it's so funny because everyone always why do you look so skinny bro?
Everyone always acts like they don't say the same thing.
Are you are you seeing?
Yes.
Yep.
See, you're good.
Yep.
You can see my guy, right?
Because you can save me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I couldn't see there because my shit's just you're you were just loading.
but we're good dude hutch thank you bro that was incredible hey every single
that we're going drop the fucking ring and shoreline no matter how heavy you
are as long as you leave prior to eight minutes, you can get out of Red Rubble no
matter what the wait is eight minutes that's what you need. Now to be honest you
would have gotten there way sooner if it wasn't like my grandmother with
arthritis was dropping a backpack and picking it up again. You know I thought
it was gonna be a little bit faster but in time it will be a little bit faster
We just have to continue practicing I
Mean you would drop that backpack walk turn around do a circle go right back to where you dropped it and pick it up in the same spot
bro, I
Am not a keyboard and mouse game. I know you're not I know you're not I know you're not
I ain't giving me a hard time. I'm giving me a post game report. I'm giving you a post game report
I don't know man but fuck, that's so hard.
Did you buy any more of these beef sticks by the way?
I have four packs downstairs.
That's so good.
I love them bro.
I love them.
They're so good.
I love them.
I love them.
Lord, thank you for these beef sticks.
Oh yeah, I have seen that.
Did you see you were getting cooked on Twitter for wanting aim assist to be better?
I don't give a fuck. I don't
want to work. Yeah. It's aim
resist. Well, you know the guy
pushes it away. Yup. Do you
know that? I've seen you talk
about it and I've seen you
and I think you were talking
about it and you were
literally and it was pushing
away from him. Yeah, it's
I mean, I don't know what their
plans are necessarily, but like,
dude, if they don't, yeah, I
mean, yeah. Do you see yourself
playing that game like a lot more
when it comes out, like for like a
long period of time? I see myself
enjoying the game for as long as
the game is enjoyable. Am I
looking at it like it is an
answer though, because it's like,
bro, if I look at every game, like,
Am I going to get three months out of this game?
I'll never be satisfied with anything I play.
No, I know, but it's always cool and fun when we get like an arc or a Tarkov.
Something that we can always hop on and play and have fun.
Now, I was just asking you if you think that that game has the legs of those games.
Because personally, I do not, but that's just me.
I mean, yeah, dude, it's hard to look at anything and say it has the legs of Tarkov.
I mean, this game is 10 years in development or even our graders.
I mean, arc was fun like every day for a year, almost.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
You know, because I know we had fun during the trial,
and I know, like, bro, I fuck with the devs, too, man.
I think they're doing some cool stuff,
but it's just a different kind of question, you know,
when you ask them what they think,
they can play the game for a long period of time.
Like, the game is fun.
Do I think when I have 5 mil, and I can get and run
any kid I want and drive anything I want,
and I'm just queuing into games with other people who
are also doing the same thing, do I think I'm still
going to have fun?
No.
But hopefully, you know, it doesn't take three days to get to that point.
Hopefully it's a grind to get there.
I think that's what's really going to dictate it.
On top of that, you know, community servers, I think having, you know, servers
where it's no snipers or nothing but snipers or, you know, that could be fun.
Yeah.
But I hear where you're coming from.
I hear where you're coming from, yeah.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Either way, when the game comes out, I'm down to give it a whirl, and we'll peel it back.
I'm just kind of hoping that if they make any kind of improvements to the controller,
it'll be so much easier to grind.
For a long period of time, because I can't, I'm not playing keyboard mouse right now.
I'm already, bro, I play this, he legend's off stream, I mean, I'm turning into a fucking
keyboard mouse guy, but that's bad.
into a fucking nerd this is awesome by the way bro the night ray I love the way
this looks yeah well they really need this shit like real deal nothing like it
Yeah, you turn it off in here, right? Yeah. No, no, no, I saw it on I always have it on
And all the lights that you see you can shoot them out
But the lights in your way, and you're like I can't see because this light shoot the light and it'll pop it
Look at my reticle too, but that's
I'm gonna go to third floor and just peek out to admin sure
I got audio on my side
My eyes are legit herding right now hold on
Yeah, it's just a scab.
People do typically place lower and night vision rates, so just make sure every corner
you're clearing.
I'm on third floor now.
It's on the other side of you, I believe.
Yeah, this is gonna be insane.
When I see him on my screen, are they kind of like in green?
No, it just it looks like a normal person.
OK.
There is names at that hill behind you.
No, that wasn't by me.
That was the hill coming from Chopper, I think.
Is that we talking about?
Maybe you just sounded different.
yeah I'm watching the way we came kind of there could be players come from the way
we came or no yeah you're sure this map bro they can literally be coming from
anywhere yeah yeah people take different routes because they've died to this
This route or that route, I mean, they literally, sky's the limit.
And sky's not even the limit, because if it's a cheater, he could be hovering up there.
I'm like just tearing an angle instead of going to grab loot, but
Like it's good man. Like if I catch someone that's huge
Yeah, so what it's so much easier for me to get a kill if I catch somebody like you
If you know where someone's at you can like you work your angles and chassis you do all the stuff you're doing
You'll get there man
I'm heading into the basement now I'm so good bags getting four two four three
Okay
Whoa, have you been in the basement at all?
Yeah, with all the bags, I think okay. Yeah, like all the way down where we killed BD
No, you you're down there. No, no, I'm not there. There's one coming in from helicopter by the way
I got people is that you in no no no kill one player nice beefy one night vision
There's one by helicopter too, bro okay
People underneath this as well
Yeah, okay, I'm I'm on sir case we should get together a little bit. I don't want you
to come and get this guy. This guy's on my stairs.
I hear you. It's one guy over here. I killed a guy. I saw a guy across the helicopter.
I'm gonna check him. Yeah, you check him. Your tail you loot him. I want to be over
here to bring extra ammo okay
check them if it's good ammo or not APs Hicks 3 yes good ammo I still think
there's there's people underneath us as well I think so too this guy could have
came up from there but my staircase doesn't go down there right it does go
down there. Oh, this is where this guy came from. This could have been the guy you heard.
Well, I just saw a dead body down there and I saw a dead scav. That's why I was wondering.
Yo, John, thank you so much for the dinner. I appreciate you, man. Thank you for the love.
W's in the chat for John. Thank you, bro. Yeah, dude, it's so
So confusing with Nick because it's like I are you in basement? Yes. I've been there. Well, no, I haven't been there and it's like fuck
She gave me two completely different answers
We did that 20 minutes ago. He literally gifted 10 subs three minutes ago. You absolute jackass
I'm coming over to you now
That's you right I'm walking right now. Yeah on first floor
Are you here now?
Yeah, I should be here.
I'm right under stairs.
I'm right under stairs.
Stay right here.
It's me.
They're saying to keep the mags. I dropped the mags. I mean, I think you just, you let me play, huh?
It's okay. I'm not gonna, I don't really plan on using this gun. I'm kind of gonna strip it.
I like ARs anyway.
That's you?
I'm still right here. Yeah.
Well, I think with war dogs, man, a lot of people are just like, I get why Nick is saying
way saying like I don't think the game is I gotta get a loot the kill me on for
forever pack them up I would take that bag that you put in your in your backpack
just I would just put it back on him and take everything out of it I wouldn't
keep that bag you only really do that with like the bags that are worth doing
it with yeah no I was just waiting for you to say that but you did great I
I mean, just typically unless it's a fucking dog shit bag like his, you would do that.
Right, right.
I mean, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
It's not a bad move.
It's not a bad move.
You said that.
I was like, look, yeah.
It's a good habit to be in.
It's a good habit.
Right.
Right.
So we know there's one more here.
We don't know. I mean, there could be more coming.
John. Yeah. Come on down to me. We're going to go to the basement.
Come here.
We have to clear it as well. He could have a teammate down there.
Hold, hold. One second. Okay. Good.
Watch it. Why don't you let me lead?
I'm okay. Good. What's over here? It's just a little hole on the right. Quest location.
Okay, cool. You see that door right there to the right? Yeah. Typically that's when
people want to go down to the next area. That other map. Oh, the boss that you got
it. Yeah. So that guy might have came here to go there and just heard us and wanted
goes first I'm telling you bro I think I killed them I did too so I saw this
oh yeah all these bodies holy shit yeah that's all that that's why when I asked
you if you've been down and you're like yes but no but yes but also no
Yeah, definitely wasn't the best answers for me.
I was like, what the fuck is he saying?
Yeah, I be drooling sometimes.
Oh, it's alright.
It's alright.
Oh, it's like a game, bro.
I kind of figured you haven't because I would have heard you if you were over here,
Which is why I'm so surprised he was I didn't fucking hear him at all. Oh wait, I need this. Oh, yeah
So many bags.
Not a lion.
It's kind of heavy though, isn't it?
It is.
I'm already fat now.
Prepared on us?
I
Thought you heard him above us. Oh, yeah. Oh
Sorry I can't see boss
You good?
You just
Dude, I'm not kidding you my entire body is just
Like bro, I just oh
You check you check I gotta lock it back in you just scared the ever-living fucking shit
Oh my god.
You ready to go admin?
I'm fucked, yeah I am.
Wait!
That's a scav.
Get the scav clear!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What on the fuck and shit are you doing Nick?
What on the fuck and shit are you doing Nick?
What are you fucking are you trying to make me lose my mind?
Shoot the fucking scab bro
You just fucking blasting your ass up across. I'm an admin. I'm coming. Oh my god
You understand what do you mean I don't understand this guy's blasting you
You fucking shoot, huh?
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
All right.
Ringage.
Oh, God.
Through that hole.
Careful.
Okay running at me
He gone
I'm a fat this lion is so much weight, bro. I'm not gonna cat and a fucking teddy bear
We hope we don't get head-shotted that's what I'm hoping right now
These computers up didn't make a lot of noise over here
I'm like you get you get all the computers you go the fucking cash
I was looking at this little place back here I might die for this but I'll try
I still over there I mean if you look at anywhere look in East look at helicopter
But if they're over there they're gonna have some tight-ass angle it's gonna shit on me anyways, so
Let me get these drawers and then I'll be over there to be honest by the time you're done
that is so many fucking drawers. Yeah you're good. Be good bro. Just loot yo shit.
Like I said there's certain times where you just accept. Oh you're moving right? Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Okay. I promise you I'll hear them before you hear them if they're pushing them.
I'm pushing in here, I'll hear him.
Just like you heard the other guy tru- tru-ing.
Maybe like that.
But again, you guys act like you heard him.
There was no audio from that guy.
At all.
He was just underneath me somehow.
I got a full back.
We can leave if you want to.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Another key.
God damn.
Okay, god damn.
I need, I actually need this nut sack for cap up.
oh yeah he's over there
alright ready to book it
yeah we can take it real slow or we can
or we can jump on it
I'll say we get out of here, come to me
well let me hit this last thing and then I'm coming
yeah
got a couple more spots
perfect
really perfect, coming
thank you my love react
okay i'm a fat boy
Get that route
I love you, baby twin turbo ZZ
Okay
of you
Get that fucking route
Outrunner
Six eggs six eggs. Oh
Stoppers guy. Oh my god, bro. He always scares the shit
I got a crawl
You go ahead you go ahead
Yes chef
Made a little bit of that cash she had of this run not too shabby not too shabby
Very good let's go, baby. I
Love the night raid. I love it. I don't know that's like unpopular or what it is. No night raids are safe
up I rage is sick it's actually I like night raids a lot too because left you
love going right on this round you a big right side guy now you can make you can
make these nods or settings where you can go full black and white with the
nods as well. Like no green, no green, it's black and white. And it's actually
pretty sick. Damn, I really murdered a motherfucker right there. You've been proud
of me, man. Put him down. Oh, well, I was gonna say the good thing about
nighttime raids, man, is it's an investment. And typically when people are
investing in those runs, you're always gonna have the people who are still
doing shooter born or whatever, but those long angles from across the map.
They don't hold them as much.
The nighttime Raiders are like up in close and personal.
Yeah, that makes sense.
You're going to run into more rats, but those rats are like close up in a
doorway, not moving rats, not across the map in a fucking bush.
Right, right.
So I like it too.
I like it.
I like it.
I think it helps with our spacing.
Like we can kind of like cover.
Yeah.
more ground. Yeah. I was big
raid for me. I got another streamer
item, which is huge. But like one
you didn't have. Yeah, the nuts that
peanut streamer item. No way. Yeah.
Where where I put that right here
we go. Look at this man.
Yeah. Yes, we played the new map
for two raids. It was great.
It was great. We're just we're
going to make some money and
then we'll go back. Let's just
make a couple of mil. Just a
couple.
this is just, this isn't even all of them.
Pick up food, don't forget food, don't forget food.
This isn't even all the items.
We, we should go scab run lighthouse though,
if you want to, because I still need scab rep,
if you're cool with that.
Let's do it.
All right.
Now I am in.
you can do it.
In order to get capo which is
like a big safe box a big but-
I know we're talking about what else we gonna play man
I mean nothing else to play bro
Big ol' stretch dukes, huh baby?
I used to retchin'
I used to retchin' big ol' stretch
He's been stretching yes, he is yes, he is get that tail off of him baby. Yeah. Yeah.
What? What? You having a good day? Huh? It's a weeky? Yeah. Yeah, I'm doing good.
Yeah, I'm doing good. I'm doing good.
Get you boy. Get you good baby.
Get you boy.
You want to go to the cabin? I spawned on the road.
I hear shots towards the cabin.
Oh yeah, it's popping off by the cabin. Are you spawned in yet?
That's my boy. That's my boy.
Oh, go lay down. I love you.
Hello?
What'd you say I was lovin' on my dog?
No, you good, baby. Are you spawned in yet?
You just spawned in yet?
Because there's shots by that cabin
that we can just go down the road.
97%, almost.
Damn, man, I don't like that they do that.
I know it sucks, bro.
It absolutely shocks.
I was loving on my dog.
Aw, dude, he's awesome.
They're the best, man.
They're the fucking best.
They're the best.
Ever and forever.
Forever and ever.
Forever and ever and always.
I'm still stuck at 97%
And the new war dogs video the dev lead told cheaters to go fuck themselves
well we're gonna be infested on day one gentlemen it's about to be a war zone
I'm still not in yet, now I'm in, alright, where you at bitch pusser?
I'm running up to that house, are you, the chalet, are you there?
He's up on top of the rock looking down on the thing. I don't know who is if it's goons or a P.M.C.
I got killed in the Black Division.
I'd have been great information to know, Nick, if you weren't fucking muted.
I'm sorry, you were monologuing, I had to hear.
No, it's a player, it's a Babooneter, 3,000.
Yeah, don't worry, yeah, I know, I know, he graced my fucking forehead with a bullet
before he graced yours with one.
Oh, you're worried?
Yeah, I'm fucking dead, Nick, to the guy who just killed you!
He killed me before he killed you!
What are you just spawning in the fucking cabin I spawned right below where you were at I looked at you
I was like oh look there's Nick up there Bop
No, I did I saw a herd of scabs coming in from the entrance by the cabin like talking like
And they're looking up at the guy I am in again right my sights he bops me I come off the mute
You're fucking dead too. I'm gonna tell you something. I'm so glad we're not playing that fucking terrible man
Dude, I
No, no, okay. Hold on. Wait. Well, we'll play it on scab. She's like no, but I actually like that little area
Believe it or not the cabin in the cliff
I thought that cliff being a thing on that lighthouse like up above that shall a has made the map
She's so much worse in my opinion and I haven't even really played it enough to
Even have an opinion
But just the fact that when I'm in that chalet, people can be up on that rock is disgusting.
That is fucking gonna be rough.
You go out backside, you get camped by Bitch Mountain, you go out frontside, you got someone up there.
Gee, geez.
Gee, geez.
I
In screen
Hold on hold on hold on and hidden
Huts, can you bring me food? I'm sorry
I can go buy it. I know it's crazy. I got food for you sake of yeah in a sake of not not going to buy it
Yeah, I got food for you. I appreciate you big dog
Check it out. Oh, wait hold on wait hold on hold on let me uh, I'm gonna get a bunch of keys first. I have a bunch of keys apparently
Although I don't is e 306 health resort East Wing room. Yeah, there you go bring that one
EMC
Am I playing the no pixel shit no bro, I'm blacklisted from that I offended too many people and one it is what it is
it is what it is
although to be honest i don't know if i'd be playing it anyways man my gta are
p days are just not
rather behind me bro
all i'll revisit that
but i guarantee you i'll probably play it before gta six but
like that all there's no update checking out now i'll
pass that shit bro
I do I do enjoy the bust inside or fucking with people I do okay but it's it's not it's
not even like the streamers that are the bad ones don't get me wrong there's plenty of
bad ones but it's dude it's just it's just the gta arp community in general man the red
It's the fucking viewers in general. Take a look at me and you tell me what's the difference
It's just it's just it's just fucking creatures man think of it like this, okay
What makes GTARP so disgusting and the people who watch it are just again, but there's a lot of good ones
There's also a lot of fucking creatures
Imagine your watch my mom grew up I grew up watching my mom watch days of our
lives y'all ever watch days of our lives with your parents or your mama or your
grandmama you ever seen that you don't want to watch it but you end up
watching it a little bit imagine days of our lives but you can dictate what the
characters are doing by talking to the people playing them that is ETRP
That is why people get so emotionally connected because they're like, oh my gosh if I tell this cocksucker
To go do this to that cocksucker and I start this war whatever the that goes off for a week
This is crazy people get invested and we're talking about
Streamers who've had these storylines for two three four five years straight
They've been having the exact same character with these storylines that they have
consistently built for four years you're telling me that people watching them
are invested like they wake up in the mornings going I got to watch so and so
do so-and-so arc it's just dude it's created these people living vicariously
through whoever they're watching and you piss those people off you're getting
death threats you're getting people making reddit threads and going to
Every YouTube comment section that is created in a video that you're in dog
I mean it is disgusting the worst out of any game I have ever played it is
disgusting bro
Disgusting
All right, let's go. I'm gonna be real. This is a I think we reset angle
We're gonna we're gonna go over here. We're just gonna leave just because by the time we get there
Everyone's gonna be up in windows holding angles and all the good loot is gonna be gone anyway, so
It's not really worth playing out this one
Depends on the server no doesn't
It's bad everywhere, bro.
Hey, if you think it isn't, you just haven't played long enough or watched long enough to
know that it is.
This is the worst one you've given to that.
Honestly, we're bottom left corner.
This is the literal absolute worst bond for us
and what we're trying to do.
You can spawn on the other side and it's pretty bad too,
but there's like multiple ways to enter through East.
On this side, you got that fucking door to enter West,
which is always camped.
I mean, look at what you were doing.
You wanna grab a loot here
or do you just wanna completely be out here?
Not worth it.
i think we go all the way out there
how much you wait like what uh... in the game
hi hunch
thirty one
twenty seven okay
and you're looking at weights that are you really are invested
i really thought this game you know who's really a lot of you know you
know you know you can tell you is because keyboard mouse from still
playing it
it's not good that i want to push through it
there's nothing no extraction shooter as is in depth this game is nothing's
close
if you only thing that's like knocking on the door is delta but it's so polar
different in every way that
it's just
That game is really good. It's just the fact that you can't play it as a duo or like a solo like you know
It's more it's kind of like a team bet you can you can but it's it's a lot
And the abilities man the abilities create such a large skill gap where it's like, you know in this game
Oh, Nicky poo could just shoot the best player in the game in the eyeball one time in the fights over and Delta
That guy is throwing bees at you know exactly where you are with a tablet. That's doesn't make it bad
It just makes it harder
I
Like I like Delta. Oh, I think it I mean I agree another game where you combine controller and keyboard mouse
Any game that does that and does the two of them. Well, I took my fucking hat bro truly
Not easy. I think the servers are better on Delta. I don't die nearly to as much decent bull crap as I do in dark off on Delta
Yeah, yeah, but it's also I just like the you know, I can go on there
There we go.
There we go.
Fucking stuff.
Yeah.
It's fun.
You can peel it back.
But yeah, it's just not like the raids
don't feel as intense as these do.
There's just this intensity on this game
that I think it's hard to explain.
Like when I used to watch you play it
and watch other people play it,
it's not that I didn't like it.
You don't like it.
But I wasn't high on my screen.
I'm sorry.
Fuck.
You're good.
They're gonna know.
I'll delay the queue.
You're fine.
Just mute your audio.
Yup.
There's just an intensity that's hard to like explain unless you played it and then after you play it and you feel it
It's like something that's kind of addicting like you
I'll tell you the most addicting thing that high level the most
Addicting adrenaline rush is Tarkov, but the most addicting version of that and you'll know when you experience it is when you go against
You know duo versus a squad or a five man and you get your boy dies
You've killed two or three of them and you're in that 1v1 1v2 for all the
Everything's on the line
They're loo your loot, you know, they're juicers you need one more guy to die and it's all yours
Yeah, I see you do it. I really spectate you doing that
I've seen Tony do it Tony had one we were playing last week
Where he killed all three and then two more across the map and a span of like fucking ten minutes
And just watching him do all that I've seen you do it on this map. Yeah, literally
I've died you killed all three. It's unreal. It's the best feeling. That's what you can't recreate
Thanks, honey, where's this and it ruins it ruins other games for you as well. You'll find out it does it does
Like you'll look again even like, you know
What's it called this coming out? I want to call watchdogs, but it's not that war dogs
It's like you're like how what how am I gonna experience that and war dogs?
Exactly
Oh, dude Tony's insane in this guy, but he's got like 20,000 hours, man
He's just there's there's levels to the ship bro. He's on another. He's just on another level
See and this is that exact spot. I was telling you about that's also the worst part of the game
But like I said before we can try and get in on these doing this
Because we're being successful. I think it is I truly think that it has something to do with that
You're getting bad spawns because we're doing well. Yeah crazy check. That's crazy on oh
Dude, I remember this spawn. Okay, they can be right up in front of us
I think the big thing with a lot of those guys is their ability to just see.
See something and react to it.
It's like whenever I was playing Daisy and I was playing with a guy named Soursweet
And he would see like a breath and a tree, and be able to react and kill that guy.
And I- What the fuck was that?
My scope just turned black.
What the fuck?
I won't lie to you.
We need to get the fuck out of these trees, brothers.
I did- We're going the best route we could be going right now.
Just gotta keep on moving.
You know who else you need to watch before like if you're sitting you you woke up you taking your kids to school
I can't I can't I can't I watch you Tony. That's all I can do. I can't there's no there's nobody else
It'll fit, but you can go ahead and get the channel. If you wake up in the morning and you have free time
watch glorious
You want to watch a freak?
I can't but watching I even been clicking on Trey a little bit because you're saying it so much was popping up
I'm watching your boy Trey a little bit
But glorious is before us. He's like your pan. So he's on
Like you just woke up. You want to watch while you're washing your balls? That's who you watch
I mean that dude is like he's the best labs player. I mean maybe other than like Ali
Oh, I don't like to watch labs players and that's what a lot of them play because the loot so good
I like to watch people that play this map, you know, so I don't really get to see it much, but
You said you've been watching Trey that dude's nasty, huh?
I told you that dude that dude's gross
Because again that what what and the reason why he's my number one is because
Landmark will play but Landmark will still play with some dignity, you know, you know
I'm talking about play a little bit of life sit behind a door for 20 minutes. He's not easy
Ray will push and just die
Yeah, right tray will he'll run the grenades that are busted. He'll run the kits that are busted
He'll play in a way where it's like maximum win opportunity. Oh, you're you're just as good as me
Here's a Nate. You can't run from see you later on to the next person. He's just he's just gross, bro
He's just gross
I can't stand this. I always think bad of no response, man.
Fuck! Fuck!
I can't run, my leg!
My legs, boss, my legs.
I thought I heard something to our right here, be careful.
I honestly, I don't know, I think we go in through admin here.
Whatever we do, we just take, we should take our time.
Yeah, I think they're going to be in here one million percent.
No doubt.
Oh, you want to wrap around? Yeah, I like this. I like this a lot.
Let's just do a wide wrap.
Nice and nice.
There's a scav is aggroed and it's not to us
by this tree in front of us.
You sure about that there buddy?
I shot him, but I really don't think he was aggroed
to us.
Yeah, he wasn't.
Shooting you now, but they're they're shooting
Get on a move
Definitely have players. I think I'm both east and west. We're running straight down
the staircase.
Just setting this up for a sec.
Alright, we made it in.
Tag your mags.
Definitely gonna look for an angle on that guy.
I'm going to go out the back, the back left.
You can honestly push over I think.
I'm down.
Okay let's go.
There's more staircase.
I'm on your left outside.
I hear you.
A lot of dead shit.
A lot of dead shit.
Okay, I got a heal healing. I don't know where I shot from
It was like alchemy or something. I don't know where really from a balconies I can floors I can floor
I can floor apparently I just killed one player
Are you on first floor I'm to your left. I'm pushing up to you right now. You should hear me
They're saying second and third
Okay, you're all healed up
No, I'm gonna heal a little more. I'm gonna heal up. I got you
Are you in second no, I'm on first
You want to walk with me
Outside somewhere
Oh, I see him he's all the way across. Yeah, he's outside of admin just jumped in
He's outside we should give this up. It's a bad peak for us
I'll take the heavy apparently I hear ya.
War Dogs released a new anti-cheat video and hutch should watch.
Really cool.
Alright so there's a guy at Abbon.
And there's a guy above us
When you come up that staircase you need to run all the way to me
I'm gonna look for this guy Abbot. I'm seeing where he's speaking for me. I've been pretty nice. I saw how you're here
We know where he was he jumped in through the back side of them and last scene
Towards the same side. We like to leave out of me fucking perfect timing by the way
Yeah, I think he shot you and then jumped out of third floor and then went out there for the long angle
That's him running I
Don't hear what you hear. Yeah, you're just running over there. Is it backside?
In admin you're just running in admin
I'm gonna run to you. This is a bad spot for me. Yeah, right. Yeah
That's a terrible spot for you get out of there come on the other side
I
Kind of want to clear through here a little bit
We should because there was another player over there
Yeah, but I also want one of us to stay here in case this admin guy rotates over I can watch him
Yeah, I don't want you to get shot from us. Just stay with me. Welcome. He pushes over okay
It's a dead player I just killed right there
I gotta watch this above us peak here in a second
I'm going all the way up to third right now.
Do you think?
Oof, I don't like that peak at all.
Going back down to second.
Where are you?
Yeah, it's me under you.
Okay
All right, I'd say start clearing through that hallway. I'm holding that peak for you
Start moving down there
I'm gonna put these heal these heal bins to I don't have a lot of heals left
I got fucked up a couple times
Well, I don't want to just sit here because I don't want him to get in here and that's not here
So I'm gonna start moving down myself then I
Can do it then
He might already have pushed in he's on first floor right now
I'm going to first
Yeah, I think he's on first floor drop that food for me. We get a chance. I don't want to get in the spot where I need it
You could also be on third somehow
All right, are you ready? I'm ready, baby. All right, come on
Just gotta start pushing down that hallway. Okay, be careful of that hole in front of you. Okay, you could have an angle up
another dead player here, I feel this guy.
It's probably Hawaii killed.
I think this guy is ratting below us now.
May I find him? I'll start going down the stairs.
Yeah, you can start going down the stairs. Just be careful of getting shot in your ass.
you down there I'm down my first day I hear something to my right
is your side clear over there I'm clearing it it's not like a scab on my
side. Yeah, dead. All right. Calm it down for a second. Calm it down for a second.
I think we're good. I mean, for now, I guess you never know. Bring water quickly. Yeah, I'm
losing this guy. You killed that guy. I got shot in my back from admin. I saw the guy who shot
she as well is he big no but he ran into admin he had no backpack on he's
definitely here for kills that's for sure that I got on you
I think so.
Okay, there's another body upstairs you can loot.
That up there.
You're looting, you're good. I got a bunch of loot there already.
Okay.
A lot of no backpacking drawers. What the hell am I looking at?
What the hell are you guys here for?
I have not heard a single thing this entire- I mean, all I got shot in the back, it's all- it's all that.
I mean, dude, they duped it out before we got here, it looks like.
I just don't really understand why these guys are going no backpacks on shoreline with an AK-74U.
If they had to have dropped it, it doesn't make any fucking sense.
I
Steps
Really good shots from merch right there
All righty, if you want to float around that area, you can.
I'll pick up all those, yeah that's what I'm saying.
Just so you're not, remember when you got caught in that corner and you're like, I
don't ever want to get caught in that corner again.
So if you want to float over there so that doesn't happen, you can do that.
I'm going to grab these keys real quick for these doors.
Is there anything for me to loot on those bodies?
No, they both are stripped.
Yeah, they're both stripped.
Nice.
I'm going to go admin, OK?
I don't know.
I mean, if you want to, go ahead.
I'll be a second to push over there.
And that was last scene where he's at, so.
Now that going into it.
Are you shooting? Nope. The scabby sounds like.
What if it wasn't a scabby be dead too?
They're rated for everyone man, you know what I mean?
I ain't worried about shit.
I bring ammo if you ain't gonna use it.
I eat shit.
Oh dude, I needed that.
I'm gonna fill this bag up man, I'm not allowed.
Do it.
I've yet to see a streamer worthy of my prime sub mods ban that guy
BANNEM! I'm not worthy either jackass fuck you BANNEM!
I have yet never seen a viewer that wasn't worthy of this stream until right now bitch
pusser
This is always the scary part the computers here we go
Much love is worthy
y'all torty thank you for the love man
if i had to guess that guy
went into west
to try and get an angle on us in east
didn't get it
and that's where he's still sitting if not just kind of looting
or
I killed his friend who, cause you got a joint shot
and I think it was by the guy who I killed, who was on second
and that guy jumped out on third
to push you from outside
and his friend either said fuck that or
rat him.
You're worthy of having the smallest hands on twitch.
If I had to guess, that's what's going on right now.
I might peek this and see him over in west
Well, I hate that entire computer room half a bag not in here staying man, not a peek. Yeah, it's probably ratten
I have a couple keys hush, but they're both for where he would be.
I mean fuck him, they're all loot this whole thing, there's one of him, two of us.
Fuck him.
be over there shortly. Give me that money. Give me that funny money.
You put this in there?
Wow.
You put so many things in your diary, bro, or not your diary, or your dog's face.
Oh, yeah.
It does I'm on my way over to you now
Are you coming over me coming in me coming in me coming in have you cleared base me out of this place like the lower part
The little closet with the three things. Yeah, but there's by some other stuff. I didn't get I only got that closet
There's more clearing to see if there's anyone in here
Alrighty you want to go into West
Kind of let's do it. We don't have to I mean I got a full bag. No, let's do it
Let's do it. We'll put a black rock in here some headphones in here
Don't put up my bag a little bit
Coming up to you now, and I'll be ready to go you're at where
Go ahead and drop down if you would like I'm right here already catch you check I'm checking this
Checking this angle real quick. Yeah do it
Eat little quick eating drank
I didn't see shit
Pop BK, I'm gonna be running
I'm right here I'm right next to you yo
Oh, Warmaster with the 20 gifted, my man!
I appreciate you, bro.
Thank you so much for the 20 gifted subs.
Now he's in the chat.
Warmaster coming in with a big 20.
I appreciate you, man.
Thank you for the love, bro.
My man!
Thank you, dude.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you!
I appreciate you, brother.
Thank you so much, man.
Ledge!
Ledge home, Ledge home.
One third.
Heard, yes, chef.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Love these call outs I'm hearing.
Nothing.
No.
Go loot that free room.
I'll push down this hallway.
What free room?
The one past the staircase, second door on your left,
next to the chair, and the bag that
had the chance of spawning as well.
Okay.
Clear nice shit, man. Sorry.
Get you adrenaline pumped, man, bitch.
He is worthy he is to another five years big dog clutch and fluff. Yeah
bro
five years in
sanity man I
Appreciate the love the consistent love
One poorly, man. I just appreciate you showing up there. Thank you so much for love
Thank you for giving an opportunity for for the new
People to the community to watch the stream with no ads man up and grow the channel every day. Thank you for the love dude
Thank you. W's in the chapter joy five years
insane
That's a dealing with me for five years how it nuts. Do you think that guy is?
There ain't no way he doesn't sniff paint at least a little bit or glue six I
Got less three twenty three as well. Where's three point three?
I'm gonna go to that hutch go to it three go to it. I'm nowhere near you. It's the only thing you see I
Am at 301 other side of this wing I'm gonna go into basement, okay
But you're you're nowhere near me. I'm at 301 right now
I'm at the staircase we initially went up
Yes
Okay, I'm coming on the hall is yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm right here
My flashlight. Yeah
I thought you were on the other side come up the other way, right like that's the only way to do it. Yeah, I go with you
I'll go with you. I'll go with you. Yeah, you do sketchy hop though
Yeah
I'm holding that long angle for you till you get there
Okay, I'm good. I'm good.
Cool.
Thank you. Now I'm gonna go. Wait, comes.
We might be getting ratted, but I don't know for sure.
keep doing your thing be careful
i could have just heard someone in the basement
roof? yeah maybe roof
I
Didn't hear it so you let me know yeah, I can go hit roof from my side, too if you want
Yeah, I mean you're walking I
Was yeah, I'm done now cool after you loot your room if you want to go to the roof and just take a gander you can
I thought that but I didn't want to be the debut debut bad news debut down a can't put
Flare and S, alright.
The whistle said it's next to 3.22.
Yeah, that's right. That's right where it is.
Nothing gets past him.
No, no, thank God I've heard the whistle.
Nothing gets past the whistle.
I'm checking roof.
Don't over commit to it.
He's up there.
Feel free to leave him up there.
I'm heading to the basement now.
Just scared the shit out of myself with barbwire.
We're good. He's not up here. All righty heading into the basement. Wish me luck.
said fuck us I don't know where he's the most patient son of a bitch to ever live
I asked Summit to play Tarkov today and he said and I quote do you think
I don't think old 1g wants to play old Tark kitty
Yeah, it kind of is a fuck no
He is he's on CS but he's on like I play variety as well vibe now it was like I'm only playing CS
now it's like I'll play CS majority of the time but I do want to mix in some other games as well
Well, yeah, but Tarkov and you guys should understand this.
It's a deep dive.
Like you can't just show up to Tarkov and rock and roll.
this teammate lost some fucking pussy shit I can't stand when people just leave
and I don't want to fight that's soft yeah part of it all I know is if I got a
teammate that played like that we wouldn't be teammates for that much
longer you did it he lit me up too man how the fuck did he not just push I've
had I've had people where I've said that and they came to my stream they
like hey hudge saw what you said about my teammate haven't played with them since
dude people play like that this game though man listen if you are one of
those people who have a teammate that's always successful and you're always
failing and they ain't never trying to have your back you deserve better like a
toxic relationship you deserve better do something about that
Well, when I like don't what you know, you're always the one that's like clear and shit and fucking gunfighting stuff
But we have days where you don't like get out at all
Yeah, but it's different cuz you're a new player if you had if you had two K hours and you're playing like that I
Would judge you a little bit judgment. I judge you
Yeah, the expansion is live. Yeah
People don't really people only scaven sure line. That's like a at the start of the Y never again
Everybody's scabbing on my house to try out the new map right now. We're good
Are you ready to go I'm ready you got to remember Nick half of mine are fake
I get that juice numbers
You want to put your codes in the chat
No, I'm an admin
I'm coming over here
Love you hutch
run across the catwalk now I hear your fat ass my fucking tubby ass you're
tubby bitch ass
hold on now bitch bussie
hahaha that was a good one that was a good one
you done fucked up part about it as you don't piss me off
oh shit man on the field got to see me
I'm a choke his ass out you ever seen that Alabama hype football I have I have
dude I have it ain't my fault he next on the motherfucking schedule we we we talked
about it before but there is quite literally nothing as good as college
high game videos there's nothing are you good yeah I'm glad to kill those little
oh whoa whoa I'm not good I sure metal that wasn't you careful I'm right I'm
worried these track brother oh shit careful yeah I can he was on the roof
two of them
he'll come back
it's crazy that they were up there
Oh, they did date
It's insane, bro
Just a scav, we're good
Okay
Just a scav running from outside to inside
Oh, I thought that was players
I would have been back and just I was gonna throw my whole inventory. Just get just like going
I'm a joke his ass out
That's a good thing about running these raids as well, the ones that end at night time because
typically player scabs don't want to queue and I'll be able to see shit.
Yeah, I love that we can do that now by the way, I love it
Right you're going good. I think it's gonna help us like
Yeah, but a hide our shit. Yeah, no doubt I
Just love that you're experiencing this because what we're going through is exactly what we've had to do like one
For me and some of we're playing a lot. We did this exact same thing
Go nighttime raids slip a man shoreline on interchange. It's a lot of fun
My bro when you have options, it's makes it so much easier to dodge on that bullshit
No doubt especially when you know how to play multiple maps
Lighthouse scath
Rip it
Oh
Level 51
She's go up one them no, no, no, that's who I killed last read. Oh shit
Level 51
You think war dogs anti-cheats gonna be able to hold no
No, it won't be item read
And that's not even me being like a Debbie downer it's just like I
Don't get excited about any cheats ever they always get beaten even whenever you know the developers are who is
Putting in the work for their own game. I mean, it's just it's a cat and mouse chase and all the fucking mouse is always winning
So I hope dude, I would fucking love to play a game where it's good
Like God, how great would that be?
But I
Think the difference is that I will say between them is that I do think that they will
have they have the care enough to where the obvious ones are going to get nuked and it's
not going to be like our graders where people are able to just hunt people down for days
weeks months and get away with it and it get as bad as what it did on our graders.
I don't think so.
But do I think that cheaters will very much still exist and be a problem?
Yeah, for sure.
But it's not about beating them, bro. It's about at least putting up a fucking fight.
That's all we're asking for. I feel like I speak for everybody in here.
We're not asking for there to be absolutely none. That's not a real world.
It's like gun control and you saying just take all the guns from the rednecks.
It's not a real world.
But we're just asking to at least, you know,
attempt to get some cheaters out of the way.
Just attempt.
Put a little bit of effort in.
That's all.
I know I got a little drip kit look at this I look sick
What's Nick rocking?
Shock on with Piranha, we're live.
Fucking live.
Yeah, I got that oozy on me, I got that thang on me.
Why is he getting in a raid so much faster than me, fucking bitch?
Yeah, I got that oozy on me. I got that thang on me.
Why is he getting in a raid so much faster than me, fucking bitch?
Alright, we're actually together.
I heard your dumbass jump. Where you at?
No scabra.
Oh.
You?
No.
Brother, that was close to you.
Like Top Rock, maybe.
Yeah.
No?
Yeah, we all know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's get our payback on that guy.
He's probably up there again.
I think we go up to Chalet here.
You with me?
I have a rare.
Okay, let's go up.
Chalet.
That's my nickname.
Whoa, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I was close.
That was put him down for a half a point, Chad.
Put him down for a half a point.
You just affiliated.
We built it ground up.
You bought it right if they didn't!
Is there anyone around us?
Hey, Rick Ross coming out of me.
Chad, that's fine. I didn't mean to, bro. I'm sorry.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
Oh shit. Inside, inside, inside, inside, inside, inside, inside.
Chad, can we smoke these guys or we'll ruin our scavrap?
Did you sex hurt the scavrap? They don't, right?
You can kill Rogues, you can kill Rogues.
Can we kill, uh, if it's-
Fly Eagles fly.
On the road to victory, fight, fight, fight.
Fly Eagles fly.
Can we- can we kill- can we kill the Goons as well?
Hit him, low, hit him high, and watch our Eagles fly.
All right, we can kill- we can kill Rogues, but we can't kill Goons.
A-A-G-L-E-S-A-G-Ls.
Go birds!
I
Take one Barclay down the middle
Just kidding Jalen hurts
Either one running it we do not pass the Jalen were eyeliner. No, bro
Just question bro
Holy fuck they're about to push us
Where are you? I was behind you
Oh my gosh, it's actually so much load here ready to kill these guys
Where the fuck is this guy? Yes
Where is this guy? I'm pretty sure you're seeing
He's out there bro, he's out there, I need a backpack.
He's out there, in the, in the fucking trees.
Oh, oh, oh, oh my damn, this is my jam.
Can you shut the fuck up?
It's a player.
It's a player.
Okay.
About to run in
He just got smoked
You killed him. Oh my gosh, no the road just killed the player
Are we okay, I see the player down
Just absolutely smoked his ass
That player
Is he geared?
You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
Fuck.
It's a scab.
Exactly.
Okay, scabs outside. We're good. We're clear.
Let's loot, loot, loot, loot, loot, loot, loot, loot, loot.
He's looting the player.
I stole his loot, I stole his loot. He might murder me for this.
Just be ready to kill him if he starts shooting me.
Be ready to kill him, be ready to kill him, be ready to kill him!
KILL HIM!
No way he just killed you, bro.
God, I stole his shit. It's fine. That's plus scab rep for you and you get all that shit.
Lock in.
Fuck that guy.
On behalf of all big fans like me, you need more big fans in your bathroom for your sloppy
mutt bites.
I was all cream bread!
Yo, dude, I'm so happy.
We just slimed that motherfucker.
If you were seeing what this guy's wearing right now, you'd be happy too.
What a disgusting motherfucker.
Look at this.
Look at this freak.
Oh my god.
Fuck that guy.
Alrighty I'm pulling you up.
Bro I love you.
Worth.
Who he was going to do it.
Worth.
Worth.
I wish we switched roles so I could have gotten the plus gab rep of worth.
Look at that armor bro.
Look at that armor.
Fuck that guy bro.
I
Just gap it's a scav. It's a scav start looting before he comes up and stills your shit
Yes, so you want to
You want to put that if you can find a bag you need to get a big bag
I
Guess that guy's about to steal all your shit. He's about to rob your ass
There's nothing to do about it, man. There's nothing to do about it any of what it is
Want to get a larger bag
He says all yours just like I
Got it. I got a duffel a duffy. Okay move all those items
Yeah into the duffel and then turn around because there's a huge a ASA which is like a hundred K inside
Maybe like 80 K. We need to go grab that shit ASAP what that guy does. Oh, Asia
Asia all right go through the front door go through the front door take a right, okay
Actually drop the bank robber you can grab that other armor to the armor that you dropped
Oh
Hope he takes I think he's taking it. Oh, yeah, he's going to that bitch. All right. Go inside take a right
All right before he takes it and then go and take your next right not up the stairs
But in that door and then look bottom left remember that spot. I showed you on the bottom shelf
Yep
bang
Boom that that big box grab that shit space. Yeah, that's why you need to make space right now
Drag all those single slot items drop that stupid fucking bank robber grab that bitch now go upstairs check those spawns
We gotta go fast. We also need you need to go into the garage and check those spawns as well
tight left table
You're good you got to move go go go go fuck organizing we got to go before this guy takes a hole
We got to get organized
No fuck the bank robber fuck the bank robber
Okay going
We're gonna go upstairs over the table check the table. Yes. No, there's no no go through the door into the garage
door in the garage the fucking garage oh
He's gonna take it all. Yep. There's the competitions here competition is here get in there left table left table hard left table hard left table
I'm going to go.
Left table, left table, left table.
There I go.
Anything on there? Okay, we got to go upstairs now.
Go upstairs, go upstairs.
Don't move the fucking water we doing, Nick!
What are we doing?
Go upstairs!
You're looting butts, guys!
Hot one, hot one.
Oh, fast.
Now remember the box behind you as well.
Box behind you.
fuck that gig of beef we don't care the roller on the box roller on the box
roller on the box roller on the box what's in the box roller on the box
the left another box roller on the no box no the box behind you know the other
box behind you on the box you fucking me ball roller on the box look at the
box. In the corner. Oh my God.
We got to go down stairs downstairs downstairs downstairs.
Go go go go go go go go. Whoa. Whoa. What's this? What's this?
SPP downstairs downstairs downstairs. All the way down.
All the way down. One two three four. One two three four.
Oh, wait, hold on, hold on.
Look right on the dead body, looking at the body.
I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that.
Alrighty, outside, take a left, check the box.
What box?
Out to the left, run, left again, in those bushes.
out
Outside take a left in the fucking bushes
Look at that. Look at that bang
Make space make space space be made space be made
All right back up now you're gonna go up the opposite stairs not the ones to your right, but to your left
You get to go turn around take a right up those stairs
stairs all the way across drop the fucking bank robbers. Where am I going? Go stairs.
No, not those stairs again to the right to the right straight, not those stairs opposite
stairs opposite stairs to the right straight. Where the fuck are you going? Yes, that way.
Keep going that way up those stairs box to the right box to the right ammo. Hydra
shock on the ground look on the ground look on the ground look on the ground
on the ground right now on the ground right next to glass all right S8 12
that was the spawn item okay you're done now go upstairs you're gonna go across
through the front door there's a safe P left I also think that there's dead
rogues out there that aren't those bodies if you want to look around but
I'm gonna be honest. I gotta go Chris and my toilet. So I'm a mute up you do the rest
I'm gonna be honest. I gotta go Chris and my toilet. So I'm a mute up you do the rest
If you I know that's worth some money
Yo whoever's creeping if you want to team up, I'm down.
To the left, to the left.
I didn't forget anything and then Loki when I went out I should maybe we should swap this
I think it's time to go.
Oh, there's not a car?
Well, there's shots close, you guys.
I think we should get the fuck out of here.
How do we get out, Chad?
Yeah.
Press Alt F4.
OK.
There we go.
Eat a dick.
OK.
Armored train, side tunnel, path to shoreline.
We don't want to go path to shoreline.
Scav hideout at the grotto.
Why are you guys all saying path to shoreline?
Are you spawned?
All right, so down this way.
Left, okay, go left.
That way?
Like along the road?
Stay off the road, Frodo.
Mushrooms.
Get off the road, quick.
Then then then then then then then dude that movie so good the first one or the
race that might be one of the greatest movies of all time that might be the
greatest movie of all time get off the road quick
What if you're right a little bit
Right there
Yeah, you're good cool
Two towers is goaded
Yeah, that helm's deep fight was fucking awesome, but dude the first or the rings man
We just there was so many flavors to the movie man. I
Mean it was just so much
roll the extended film is like a fucking four-hour thing it's insane all
right I dropped the mixtape I'm ready all the roads your apologies I'm back
bitch pussy bitch pussy got a fucking fantastic wow wow that was great low
They give me the gifted live they've been 13 months major thing of the six Hector and Johnny thing of the love
Do I make it don't do it I
Don't make that
Hold on like I don't like the way you guys are all saying no like you so you mean like me no Nick
You don't make it in Tarkov, but in in the real thing. Oh
Like in real life, I would make that
How often do you have to shovel out your stall?
Bro, you talking like I'm a fucking cow of me. What the hell?
Don't be disrespectful, bro
a hundred of me that's crazy could you imagine the size of Hutch's poop like
think about it when a deer poops like a bunch of little pellets come out you
know but what about like when an elephant poops you ever seen that shit
It's like a fucking just a just a hose of brown shit.
So you got to think in your head.
You got to use, you know, when we poop chat, it's like, you know,
you know what I mean?
But when hutch poops, holy shit.
Oh, we made it.
Remember what I did for you.
Remember what I did for you.
Yes, sir.
Oh cream bread was passed
Cream bread sat there
Yes, so we take that armor from a big dot there is no way I'm letting
Radio he really was not letting that roll. No
Hey
Get out played bitch pussy
gay
You had on a swivel bitch
You from here don't come here. Hey skirt skirt skirt skirt skirt
Skirt skirt skirt skirt exactly perfect M80. Yes, sir. Take it
Take take don't need that don't need that don't need that
Don't need that take trim it all
Trim it all means you run long time
Very good one fun fees one long time, but the bottom one on fees
I think I might switch up and run this dude's MCX. I can't lie to you
So all 43
I'll start off the day having a good time man having a good time today. Okay, it hasn't been complete and utter but AIDS
Hit sell all my chat saying no
It's always good yo can I give you some settings bro cuz I'm getting told your game looks like
a literal dog shit let's do it let's get you some settings uh that's what Chatsman Chatsman
just dogged on your shit the entire time really yeah bro your game looks fire yes yeah how's
it look yeah ask them if they think it looks good then let's not do it but I've
been told differently so turn on DLSS it could be better
chat saying we've done this before I mean fuck it bro listen if they if they
Complain him fuck it. Let's keep it as it is. Why don't you do? Why don't you just go to graphics and tell me that?
Because it's only a few things
See what you got
Graphics I have texture quality ultra
Shadows medium
Ultra holy shit, okay ultra shadows medium
Okay, got that object LOD quality to overall visibility 1500
Okay, we're pretty much close there. Yeah. Hi. Yeah. TAA. Hi. Off off. Off off off off.
Yep. Hi. HBO. Hi. SSR. Medium. What's HBO? No idea. Okay. Hi. SSR. Medium. Anti-surruptive
up in a filtering off. Sharpness 0.1. Well by Nvidia. Honor off. Off. Off. Everything.
Nvidia reflects low latency. No. Everything down below. All of it's unchecked. Beside
streets of Tarkov lower texture resolution mode that's checked. Everything else is
on check. And then try out these post effects settings. This is the difference maker. Let
me know when you're ready. Can we save save what we got. Hold on to games going to break
real quick. Yep. Oh, you know what it's going to do is going to full on crash. Oh, I'm
that. We're going to go back
back up back up. All right.
Post effects post effects.
All right. Brightness 13. 13
clarity 49. Whoa. Luma sharpen
15. Adaptive sharpened 10.
Yeah. Color grading chill
wave. Oh. Chill wave. Okay.
colorblind none okay and intensity zero actually there you go all right let me
all that forward could come back here roll Ricky the rock that couldn't fucking
Roll
Let's do it
Bro I got a run I got a run some 300 blackout I got 1,400 rounds of this shit
Holy fuck. Yeah, I had a metric shit ton of 300 blackout rounds
Also...
Let me check out this.
Our server is better.
I haven't really been in any altercations where I can say yes or no.
I haven't really been, I haven't really been in any like fights today where I could be like, oh yeah, I didn't, I don't know what isn't.
I'm gonna go one more mag of this.
Like we're gonna slaughter this ammo.
Yes sir.
That's where we're going real quick.
Like at the uh, the uh, you know.
Yeah, sure.
Sure, sure, sure.
Red, you see me slide?
This, this song's, this song's tough.
Uh, copy chef.
I
Do also I heard you say whenever I shit it's like elephant whenever you shit is it kind of like a small gerbil I
Dude I would never come on like a small porcupine like a adolescent porcupine
It was just an observation bro, yeah, I'm making observations to
God forbid I make an observation God forbid
And my observation says
You a bitch pussy
Sheer fucking whale and what cute ones it not not a beluga, right or a narwhale. I'm talking one of them fucking
Humpback whales man when the Pacific life commercial whales, okay
That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous.
Heathenism.
Now if you play good this raid, you can be upgraded to a sperm whale.
Yes!
Yes!
If you play good this next raid, you're gonna be a blue whale. That's the biggest motherfucking animal in the world.
You're strong!
Your dick alone is ten feet long.
You strong, where are you strong?
Is that not crazy, by the way?
Crazy, right?
How long their pieces are?
Yeah, dude. Good for them, honestly.
Ten footer, wild.
No, more fucking 20 footer, bro.
Is it really 20 feet? Wow.
I mean, those sons of bitches are so large.
Like, look up a blue whale.
Like, that bitch, that bitch is the size of a building.
You know what they call it?
Did you know that blue whales?
You know, you know, do you know blue whales have two hearts?
I didn't know that they have they have two of them.
I believe so. I'm pretty sure they have two hearts.
You know, I love you, bro.
It's a it's a weird thing.
I love your animal knowledge.
Do you love my animal knowledge?
I feel like I may be wrong.
I may be wrong with that.
Let me do you do you do blue whales.
I do not. I do not.
Yes, we had this same thing happen on the stream
like two months ago.
No one single heart. I was wrong. That's a bit fire though. Pam. What is it? Two stomachs?
There's something like that. Yeah, you definitely blew it. No, they have a multi chamber stomach
system with three or four distinct compartments. That's what it is. That's where there's the
confusion that's perfect your stomach has a fucking exhaust pipe that's a big
son of a bitch don't say like you much mods ban that guy get him out of here
hold on to this is my song
Oh my... what was that?
Oh my... what was that?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Got a move, got a move!
Dancing in the moonlight, everybody's
Five and out of sight!
Everybody's...
Bad spot, bad spot, gotta go, gotta go, bad spot, gotta go!
You hear that song? Every breath you take...
Every move you make I'll be watching
Do I know that song in my American good one in my culture to my communist what do you do you ask him?
Oh, yeah, for sure it's definitely an ex-girlfriend who lost her fucking mind
I think it's a dude who sings it but you know that'll happen. Hey. Hey
Hey, how dare you assume?
right get them get them well get them attack
now you are so fast athletic keep talking keep giving compliments
yeah you got nice symmetrical feet my man man this I bet your heels are just
fucking rocks
Dollars work like the tissues are playing hybrid there. It's got to be so
Thank you
I can't hear anything Nick is talking about my feet. I would look here at a moment. Give me one moment
In right, baby. Yeah, per dish. Yes, chef. I'm picking if I could
Like it was to your right is where I saw him right or short would
You're back.
Good day, Scabbo.
Hey, Shirley.
Who knows?
He was on first floor?
Yep.
He was outside going in.
I saw him in the main courtyard.
I see someone across.
the
what the fuck was that
sound like the other side
like you said right
are some of the numbers will
you run
you run
no
that you should
yeah that's a scab
It's a scab out front of admin.
I killed something on the other side.
Didn't have a helmet on.
Yeah.
I'm peeking across.
I don't see anything.
Just play slow.
I'm gonna come up to you.
I'm third.
I'm third.
Yeah.
But like we heard definitely not a scab shoot.
Well, I don't know. I don't know what I heard.
Right.
He's still behind that. That fucking scab.
Are we out of control of this?
Yep.
I'm gonna drop and go back on the side, okay?
Yeah, whatever you think.
There might be a player in admin
That's you right no what'd you hear there's one under me
under you yeah you know whatever I need to run over I gotta shoot some lights in here okay
I never know.
Chess ain't scared.
I never know.
Not you yeah, no, that's an ease it's someone fucking letting that sucker rip in there
Are you running I just heard something I took a quick step where are you at? They're under there under me
You're on third floor no, I'm on second floor
Okay, I think I hear you I think I hear you as well
Yeah, right here. I'm on 3rd. Yeah, 3rd, okay. I think there's one outside below us. That's you, okay. There's one below us. It might just be a scab, though.
It's below us from that entry point. Probably a scab, but I mean, you never know, man.
I
Sir glass crunching
My here
Scab dead be careful down there just kind of floating up top look at their windows and shit
It's you Ryan?
No.
You don't hear him Ryan?
I hear him.
Multiple.
That's a player.
Are you shooting?
Yeah
It's up by helicopter, bro. Yeah. Oh
You know what it is. I think it might be cultists
Incinated me careful
Very careful, I'm up third four third four. I'm coming third. I'm coming third. Let's group up
Honestly, I think we go basement. I'd rather fight this in basement on third. Let's go basement something's pushing
careful
We should go basement yep in basement
I think they push us right job something down here careful
Yeah, last baby
Oh
WD-40 what are you doing?
Chat saying the only push would be killed a priest
Wait till you see these guys they look fucking nuts
So what I mean did the cult is just kill the player that we were hearing clear before
and then aggro us like I'm so confused.
you call this kill scabs
they do so that most coltus could have just been killing scabs this whole time
we heard a cross
seems right
they won't push me in the basement i'm a little terrified to peek them
and coltus usually hang out like the bush it's right
the bushes
who your egos play first week
i don't even know, i couldn't even tell ya
chad who egos play
commanders
commanders
something running in
that's a player
just don't move don't move don't move don't move waste away from that
People are just all the way down first floor.
you go two or three? I'm on first floor. I don't know where this guy went.
He has a shotgun. I think this guy is probably questing and killing
gaps I had to guess
crazy yeah hey what about that Michigan game man I didn't know you guys were
recruiting players from the blind schools hey let's go to admin
Yeah, bro, we are ass. What was that man?
That that quarterbacks make it 10 million a year. He's so bad
Crazy we're talking about colleges and we saying that they're making 10 million dollars a year as a college quarterback
It's so insane to say
that makes me wish like a part of me outside east makes me wish that I would
have been a little bit younger got in the game at that time just making that
money in college oh my god Mississippi State two-way biggest dude it could have
bit fucking nuts. Yeah, truly. That'll happen. And I was real deal man, there's a lot of
money in it. I think we stayed bad then. Oh, where are you at? I'm outside left corner.
Okay, yeah, I say we go to East before we leave this
What's the death stuff in here? Yeah, I killed that I don't know what literally they're probably a scav
Okay, I'll go up your opposite stairs first I'm now I'm going up this stairs opposite side
Going all the way up the third
Nothing brother nothing
Yeah, hello, maybe all the way down on to
where the fuck are the cultists?
I don't know sketching me out
So the priests will try to run up a knife yeah
The knife is like a
They'll poison you and kill you over time
My door roof check it out just watch your noggin
I'm not sure.
Where is that like that?
Are you slow creeping?
No.
Is Rand, did you just stutter step around?
That's me, yeah, that's me.
I
All right
Come back now, I'm gonna start looting I'd like to try
You know what you want to go back to admin that's loot or you go to your spring floor. So don't you have East 310?
Yeah, go loot that. That's that computer room on this side. Make sure I do I
Got East 306
with that I think that's what I meant anyways how are the servers they feel
I mean I haven't had any opportunities to tell you if it feels better or not all
All my deaths have been getting tapped from No Man's Land and stuff like that.
So I can't really tell ya.
Oh yeah, it's a big computer room. Nice.
But I'm not crashing? I'm not crashing like I was. I was crashing like crazy.
I needed that.
So it's good to not crash.
I'd like to kill some of these cultists to be honest
Because they're culty it's my first time running into them this way. I'd like to kill some
Do we need to give good loot? Mm-hmm. Oh shit
Problem is like yeah, it's like am I gonna see them before they just had to have me
Yeah, it's definitely cultists. They've rotated out of resort and they're at weather tower
now smoking other things over there.
I don't know if Colt is rotating, but that's what we were hearing.
I'll think that's a cultist or a player that's rotated.
BD with an M60.
You think that that was Black Division the whole time?
Then how are Black Division mating me and shooting at me and not pushing?
All right, so chat thinks it's black division that was aggro to us. That's what we're hearing
Then we need to do that
But I'm trying yes hundred percent, but we don't want to do it out in the middle of the open
I'm trying to like wonder or think like will they come back over here chat
They will right?
I'll just clear that side of the map then wonder over here for the last ones on the map
Be chat suppressor. Copy copy copy.
I'll go back grab it.
It's one of those things like where I don't grab shit like that
because I don't grab it. You guys are like, oh, it's too dumb.
When the fuck does BD throw grenades?
No, no way. I think they're wrong.
Chat wrong, no way.
I've yet to be naded by BD literally ever.
All right, I'm going to head over to Abbot, put you in a couple of things or a quick.
i don't think anyone actually has an idea of what it was that shooting at us
because as well as like the gun that that guy was shooting at me was a shrimp
pistol suppressed
this cultist run suppressed shrimp pistols
i'm pretty sure they do
i mean it didn't seem like
pd
that's what you're getting at
yeah i don't think so either
I mean, you know me, I don't really know those.
Yeah, I know you in the scooter room.
Also, just I don't have much time fighting these guys.
So I don't really know what Colt is doing, what they don't do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not a lot of experience.
No, not at all.
Well, you don't see it much, huh?
I mean, I don't really ever do these raids.
I'm glad that we are doing them.
but I don't really ever do this.
Yeah, I gotta say this is fucking awesome.
I mean, this is,
I love this.
It's a nice little recoup day, you know?
I mean, God forbid a couple of goopers
make some money one day, God forbid.
It's a little something.
I'm trying to break the bank or anything, you know?
Just a little lovin'.
Feel the warm embrace just one fucking time
Yeah, but it's like dude is there a world where we're killing cultists in the middle of the open and the woods like
That a world that we could live in I'd like to live in it, but I don't think it's a real world balls
Yeah for all these raids I'm gonna have so much stuff to upgrade my hideout
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, let me show you a nasty spot.
It's acting second. Let me get these drawers real quick. I gotta show my backpack
Gas safe
Hey, Bob, there's so many keys now. Hey, just stop with the drawers come in here real quick. Let me show you the spot
Where are you come inside of the room so turn around go into like the theater room like if you're going into the computers first on the right
Fuck was that boys
It's my cock you hit the table one more time
What are you looking bro?
Shit, what do you see on your screen? I see your gun in your hair like this. No, I only see your gun
That's it. Just a little tip
I'll do it
Imagine dying to some shit like that
It would have pissed me off
I think the nastiest thing that they patched
Most part it's still bad, but on reserve
There's like a bunch of rat spots that you can get in like you can jump inside of trees and shit. Oh my god
It's the worst
down. There used to be a tree spot on customs as well. You know that hole in the walls out
on customs that we always walk through? Yeah. You can jump, you used to be able to, I don't
know if you still can, you can jump into a tree right there and like nobody checks it.
It's not that special. He invented a lot of spots. He invented a lot of spots.
What over on me?
These B-Bitcoins, B-Bitcoins. I've never looted a B-Bitcoin. Let me get one.
You've never found a Bitcoin
Bunch of good stuff dog thing and the 321 safe I gotta go to 321
I think we hit that on another run and we reset now you want to stir
And we just run daytime
much like this I love this I love it I just I feel when I get much fights on it
that's all just like loot and simulator yeah I'm gonna just Nikita paying me to
suffer I can't believe you think Nikita would pay anybody to play the game
other than anime chicks I'm pretty sure no one else has gotten paid by Nikita
All right another profitable raid we're making money man you can say something about me but
You can't say how you make it, buddy!
Little bit of goop here, little bit of goop there.
We'll take it, we'll take it.
Give me out.
Give me goop, oh, oh, shit!
Not too shabby.
L adds W six month badge.
Dancing in the moonlight, everybody
It's such a private side of sight
Dancing in the moonlight
Oh, bro, we have made some fucking money, boys
I'm down 11 mil the last 2 weeks I literally lost everything we in the same boat man we're
both poor. It ain't no better over here.
That's a rollin' eye, bitchin' in the moonlight.
Oh, we're all getting war dogs with draws man. Good news is we got two more days.
Well today and tomorrow and then we're in there.
We're in there and we are grinding.
All right, ooh, a little pro kill.
All right, let's go.
Let's do it.
All right, we can go and look at the new chalet as well, finally.
Nick, are you coming, Bowser?
Is he full AFK?
Alright, let's leave him.
We having a pee pee?
We having a pee pee?
Alright, so just check him.
I do or I do not lose rep for shooting the goons on Scaff.
Rogues, I'm good.
What about the goons?
I do.
That's terrible news.
I'm in the middle of the street. I'm here. Go up that big cliff
That you on my left no, I'm up the big cliff
But you and me walking to a gas station what color what color gator are you good? I already got one on me right now purple
The big one. Oh, I love the purple one. Yeah all about purple like purple. No, I love purple purple or blue get glacier
Wait, bro when we were talking I told you and my favorite gator was purple and you shit on me for it. No
Well, are you sure you talk about me? It was probably drag Tim
No, I wouldn't care if it was Jack.
Yeah, maybe Tim. I love purple. I got an empty purple in here. I got a purple right here.
I love purple.
Well, I like all. I just really, the only ones I don't fuck with.
What about orange?
I don't mind orange. The only ones I don't fuck with is the green one.
That, that, that one.
The one that literally just tastes like if you pour sugar and water.
I think I like the cucumber one.
But every other one dude, I'll tell you the best tasting one is when you make the red one and you
literally pour the blue one inside a little half and half ski
Right here, are you just up on this blue house? Yeah
With a laboratory
Dead players
We rate is still very fresh right outside bro
Or maybe it's not players might be
The what's it called?
rogues
They're dead outside
that you're running on the outside
that's muah
I'm gonna go out there and check their shit
they're looted always sketchy sketchy sketchy
first sip is just
It's just unreal.
Wait, we're both drinking G-Rage right now?
We need to talk about it.
We're so locked in.
I see anything about Gatorade Chalice.
We're just not drinking that shit.
We went to the fucking inn.
I got a little something something now boss
what am I spit
I'm watching you back I will not allow anything to harm you
He's dead!
He's fucking dead!
He's dead!
Here lies, Nick.
See ya.
I'm going to the next house.
And then we go to the chalet.
More dead things.
Helmet check
Someone was in here in this exact building at some point
Broke his lighthouses juice is what they do they update a map they juice it to
Everliving shit. It's just impossible to live on it cuz everyone's ratting their dicks off
Can you take a look now one-time fish
like do I need this bag no no bro let's go loot the shell there
I got audio outside.
It's a scav.
Alright, you ready?
Let's go.
Ready bro.
Let me see what kind of gun this guy has.
No he didn't.
I don't think.
Another one right outside.
This is just a regular scav.
Let's go up the hill.
Let's try to find something
Was that a player right there hunch where all those are you say those are the guards
Okay, someone came down here. They cleared out the guards and they kept moving
Would you go to go up the hill to the left? I went up the hill. Yeah, okay, come
Or I mean it could have been the roads that killed them. I mean we really just don't know
You
I
Spider-man like a moon of this is a huge one a piss on the ground
I
know
Well, they're like what a fucking thumbnails for Marvara those
We got to get a lot of Marvel brown. We got to get them off Marvel. I just don't know if it's possible anymore
Now we can do we just need to
Own a casino
Yeah, you definitely get them then
Or like offer them free Barley's it becomes and hangs out with us
Okay, well some but I'm gonna be honest. That's all you know if that's a you thing
I don't think I have the amount of money to cover as far less all brother. Yeah, well you have a kid
We're gonna revisit this
Heard cuz I got two and another one in the chamber. Yeah. Yeah, it's just running out
The train has come to a stop
It is out of fuel
Put in your ass. Whoa jet. Whoa
Watch where you go with me bro. There's a players guy outside and I guarantee you he's juice because he looted all this
He did it's all like
Wait hutch no
go get him to shoot you don't do that
and I'm gonna be in a one and I don't know if I can do it
I'm not, I'm not. Is that you?
I'm not saying you this guy got a fucking nice helmet on
no holy shit
what the fuck are you doing?
no I actually need to live I can't I don't get scabbered if I die so I
I actually want to live.
Alright.
Oh.
Who's the agro one?
Where are you at?
That's me.
I'm just talking.
Oh.
Jesus man.
I'm right next to you.
I saw him go to the right and I wanted to make sure that...
He's got a big ol' helmet on like you said.
I don't know if it was a player or what.
Alright.
I
Think there's a candy bar up here if you want it
What why is that we missed a why why why do you want to ask me that?
Why when you saw the candy bar you instantly thought I should ask Hutch if he wants this
Well, cuz I know you get hungry. I don't want you to get cranky when you're on. Yeah, I appreciate that box
I got you bro. You want to get out of this raid? Sure. Let's see.
All right, let's go. We thought we'd do the one that I went to at the one time? Yeah.
Let me see. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, got you up in here.
Oh, yeah.
They might blow me away. Oh, they're not going to blow you away.
else that didn't say shit to us makes me want to kill him
looking good brother looking good have a great rest of the stream looking good
feeling good looking better you know what I mean looking good feeling good
looking better. Can't get an amen. There's a spawn up in this chair as well.
Always worth checking. Another one right here. And you miss the racola.
Amen to that fatty all right
Getting that scab rep up. It's all I need boss a little bit more scab rep
What's your thoughts on the lighthouse update I
Say this not as like
somebody who is trying to be negative about the map but just as me in my
opinion as a Tarkov player and what I enjoy for me it's a fucking nothing
burger I honestly think it kind of made it worse because now like the map feels
more like woods where everything is a lot more open and this it's not as
linear but it is so ratty and what they did to the middle of the map
adding that coverage they really didn't do much because for every spot that's
covered there's a spot overlooking it so it's not really even it's not really
even covered I would say if you like woods you'll enjoy it if you don't like
woods you probably won't enjoy it but I don't think it's like oh my gosh
Lighthouse is going to be the new map that everybody's playing and enjoying
You'll see do you know players playing it and they might say it's better. I don't think it's I
Don't think it's that much crazier than what it already was
I don't think it's worse that makes you feel better I'm not looking at be like
There's so much worse than what it was before
We are out here today, man.
I mean, shit.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Shit.
We're doing damn good.
Ugh.
We're looking juice, man.
So, okay, when we extract like that.
Yeah. Is that good? Is that good? Like, you know, is it okay? We got some got some good. I hope you
want to put my money. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, we got you get scab rip every time you survive.
You get a little bit of scab rip. So it's always worth it. I know. But is it good scab
rep or is it just kind of ass? You know what I mean? It's scab rip. Yeah. Okay. It's 0.01
you're gonna have to get one
Scabrat every time you survive
.01. Oh, so you don't get any
more when you be doing shit.
If you kill players, you get
more. If you extract with a PMC,
you get more. Um as things that
you can do to get more. Yes,
but. You know, like taking car
extract while on PMC, you get
we got the most that we probably could have gotten unless we hunted a PMC and
found one. Got you.
No! It takes a while. I mean, now you know why I still don't have Kappa. It's all I need
is Kavra. It's just so hard to not troll on stream, bro. You know? All the
times that we let our little inner demon take over. Like when I walk up
and say I'm gonna take this guy's gear shoot him after he kills me I don't get
those calf reps but it's entertaining and it's fucking worth it yes it is
okay hold on
Follow me and let's go troubles her home.
destination on
HatchMuth PLS 2 HatchMuth PLS
Go on, roll it down.
Such a great song.
My god, that's such a great song.
For this love, baby don't hurt me.
Quit.
Quit.
What are you doing?
Quit.
Quit. Don't do that.
You're gonna hurt your ear.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What? My little red fox?
Let me look at that.
God, check his ears.
He likes to ... Blue is very like finicky with his ears.
Sometimes I'll just randomly scratch him until he fucks him up and I don't know why
he doesn't.
But he doesn't so much.
No, it's not a the real reason is because Duke fucks him up.
Every time Duke fucks him up, he always bites his ears.
It's typically whenever he has the what we do not speak of the name starts with an S
and ends with Michael Jackson.
he fucks his ears up so then he scratches that shit and then it should never
heals. Oh yeah go and cap it! Nice boss!
No no he has epilepsy so when he has an attack Duke just fucking goes to war
with him. Goes to absolute war with him.
I know, bro. I do. Dude. Dude. Where's that video chat while Nick is doing whatever Nick's
What's it doing? Where's that video?
Is it just on the Twitter?
Or dogs?
Closed Beta 2 was massive.
On the last night of the Beta we managed to hit 245,000 peak concurrent players, but
My prediction was 250,000. I was 5,000 short. Dammit!
It's a 10 to everyone. 99% of service held up.
The scale test left us with lots of valuable data and information we can use to fix a few issues before launch.
We also saw the downsides of being open to literally everyone and the value of community hosted servers.
What's really cool though is right now I can just click the WarDogs 100K hashtag
and seen hundreds, if not thousands, of War Dogs clips.
Not just the influencers, but so many players
you haven't even posted on social media in years
sharing their crazy clips, having fun with their mates,
just like we do in the studio after the playtest,
which is the exact reason we did it in the first place.
We've already began compiling a list of our favourite clips so far.
The competition runs until October the 8th,
one month after the September 10th...
Am I like how Shucked it?
To have permeated the whole dynamic of the map
is sweet, can't wait for WarDogs though
As we can be about almost every subject we think potential players would care about
before WarDogs releases
Hey, if you're enjoying it, hell yeah, bro, fuck yeah
Please watch our recent 10 reasons not to buy WarDogs video
before spending your hard-earned cash
However, there is one more reason we've purposely not discussed until today
For developers, the number one rule of anti-cheat is that you do not talk about anti-cheat.
And that's for two reasons.
Firstly, we obviously don't want to reveal any of our unique strategy that might help
cheat developers.
The abridged version to give you some confidence is we have four different methods to detect,
track and ban cheaters for preventative barriers to...
I'm going to be honest, I understand why they're doing this video and I'm happy that they are,
but if there is one way to make your game the ultimate target and for all these little
sleaze bags to want to fuck your shit up more than anybody else's shit, it's to talk
about how good you may or may not be at defending it.
Machine learning along with telemetry and analysis tooling.
Apologies for being deliberately vague.
The second reason is that the virgins you buy from cheat developers get a kick out of being
acknowledged.
For that reason alone, we most likely not discussed this again publicly and figured now is the
perfect time.
Before the beta servers went live, we saw a handful of gauntless plebs cheating in the
firing range, thinking we couldn't see what they were doing whilst we were tracking their
every move.
The next day, when servers opened, the number of cheaters was a minority, but you may
You may have been unlucky enough to see one of these unskilled plebs in your kill feed.
Then on the last night we played this game.
He just talked it shit!
Close baits and open baits.
And literally anyone to download the game.
Oh my god!
And that got us all the data we could have hoped for.
Oh, there's a cheater in the game guys.
There's a cheater.
Don't worry, I'm already texting the guy.
He said, got it?
We're basically letting everyone cheat right now because we're watching everything they're doing.
But we'll ban these guys and kill their families.
We have a zero tolerance stance against you if you cheat in war dogs on the way are you
are you sure you don't want to do a three basically what we're gonna do is is we're gonna give
them three warnings you're gonna aim by you're gonna cheat you're gonna get a warning to
key and then after your warning then we'll revisit the warning will sit you down we'll
have a conversation and then we'll how it will talk about it again but it's just
gonna be a warning and then a three-day band and then a 12-day band and then your perm.
Yeah, I can do that. I would just, I would just sell right now. I'm gonna watch a video
real quick. It's only six minutes.
I'll grab it.
And if you open another account, feel free to buy Woodogs again and we will gladly take
your money and ban you a second time.
We are taking our stance so seriously that if your account is associated with
a cheater, we reserve the right to force you to run the section.
Oh dude, we're all excited.
Cure boot enabled.
We understand this is a harsh dance to take, but straight up, you aren't worth the risk
to keep around for the 99.9% of legitimate players.
Blame the cheater, not us.
Damn, so if you're caught playing with cheaters, you are also getting banned instantly.
No conversations asked.
You're just banned.
How should be? Fuck yeah.
to smear the reputation of the game.
This is where we need your help.
Not to entirely shut down conversation,
but to discourage boosting, reposting,
or spreading cheat videos,
or to clickbait related outrage content in public channels.
It only takes one or two videos,
usually shared in good faith,
to unintentionally overblow
the perception of the scale of the cheater problem.
And there are creators from bank kits
from sharing cheat videos as well.
Sharing cheaters clips,
or worse even interviewing a platform in cheaters gives them the attention they
so desperately crave or worse advertises the cheats and the provider to the players.
Don't start saying they don't want people to think that they don't have
cheaters, we are literally making a video of our game saying we will have
cheaters. We're just owning it and addressing it head-on.
You guys also seem to have enjoyed us explaining our business strategy a
bit more. So here it is. Annoyingly, we can't discuss the entire strategy. But effectively,
we have four different systems of catching cheaters that work in tandem. On top of those
eye-wateringly expensive systems, I want you to know how you can directly help in the fight
against cheaters. We collect mountains of player data, what players are doing, how
many kills, how fast they're getting them. We also look at the impossible angles and all
this kind of cool stuff in 3D space, and we absolutely can't show that. But the way
that you can flag cheers to us the quickest is the report function use it it helps we're reading it
we have a whole team on it between now and the end of the year and let me be clear this is an
opportunity for players we have already spent an anti-cheat and we're telling you they will
still get in there will be cheers at times but the reporting function is intelligent use it
play a part in this fight because if it doesn't work we'll be a shining example to business
people and publishers that say we should cut costs on anti-cheat because you can't win the fight
anyway. The stage is now set. Help us out and use the right tools to report cheater activity.
A small number of cheaters are only going to the first system. And if that's not good enough for
you then please don't buy wardows. And that's the secret source. It's you, the community,
reporting any bad eggs on official servers. The ultimate cheat protection though is allowing you
to place your own games in community hosted servers. Community hosted servers will give you
and any admins you allow our controls to ban cheaters there and then, and police cheaters
yourselves. Community servers are not just for banning cheaters either. Our proved hosting
partners are meant for your motivation. We have the relevant hardware and reliability
to support such a demanding 100 player game and will allow you to customize the default
ward of experience.
The customization aspect of Community Servers, just like the game itself, is in early access
and the levers that you can pull to alter the default ward of experience on Community
Servers is currently limited, but will increase over time.
Admins will be able to choose maps, lighting variants, minimum and maximum player levels
or cash for you to join, or set past the...
The cheaters get a refund.
If you're running officially-
I don't think so.
Infantry only or Hikal mode.
Your server will be connected to the assistant cash
and XP that players earn on official servers.
We know you want to be able to disable
very specific items,
but we're not ready to deliver that just yet.
Let the game play out.
We know the time will allow these adjustments
and make sure the economy-
Ban the cheaters, leak their IP.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
Are you ready, Baos?
Oh, you read it house
Yeah, I'm still still selling some shit real you're still I'm starting to feel guilty. You're still selling
No, no, I've already finished I'm all good. I'm ready. I'm ready. God. It's going for three almost three times the money, bro
That's insane
What is
The bottle of alcohol
It's a hundred kids tell the lady or I can sell it for
240 on the fucking you mean the moonshine the moonshine. Yeah, yeah moonshine is pretty good
That's pretty crazy, bro. Listen we sell more we get out. I need I mentioned I need to kill somebody boss
I ain't even hiding screen on this cube get in here
And when we ultimately die you can blame me
No, we can't die. We're on a roll. We got to lock the fuck in.
Okay.
Dude, dude, yes, man.
My inventory looking...
Oh, yeah, you need a tape key.
I do, yeah.
I appreciate you.
For a quest, brother.
Matt is suing the NCAA and Michigan to get the win back from Michigan.
Actually, they're suing them.
So what? I didn't get to watch the game.
I only heard about it.
What was the big I've been hearing a lot about it?
What happened?
Hey, boys.
Hey, Tony.
How's this?
How's this update?
I mean, I'm honest, bro.
We we played it a little bit.
We've been playing shoreline today, bro, to be real with you.
Yeah, but he's saying it like that.
But bro, we've been having a great day, man.
Like we had a little bit Tony, but bro, I like, you know, the map is insane, dude.
Like getting around on that map is fucking insane.
I almost fucking crashed out first first rate of the day.
But Tony, we had a fucking guy up on top.
Now, now you're getting into it.
Now you're getting into it.
Yeah. Are you playing?
Do you want us to wait for you?
Yeah, I'm booting up right now.
OK, OK.
But you want to get out?
Yeah, of course.
We go away for 20, 20, go up in there.
Yeah, they basically, Tony, long story short, man.
They just like the chalets is a little bit more open on like the southern road side.
Like they just, they gave, there's a literal mountain.
You know the mountain above the shack outside of front door of southern road
or not southern road.
I'm sorry.
That shall lay.
Yes.
Where the safe is, you know how there's a mountain that's over the top of
that safe?
Yeah.
you can get up there now and there's like a little loot spot so people can literally look at that
chalet from the mountain like they look at the other chalet from the mountain oh and then in the
middle in the road the main road there's like some walls a couple but nothing like you you're not
there chilling and looting without dying and then on the roadside all of those trees people
people can be in those with no minds now.
There's no minds over there.
Say that on what side?
The U-set camp.
You know, remember how there used to be like
minds over there in those trees
and they can only go to certain rocks?
There's no minds over there now.
Okay.
So people are just free reign, man.
Free reign over there.
Free reign.
Okay, so it's not too much different, but no, no, no, nothing to make me go, oh man, I want to play lighthouse.
Yeah, that's unfortunate. Um, is there a loot at least the Lugan? Yeah, they put the spawns back to like what lighthouse was.
Okay, that's good.
So you can go and do that route that we would always run and make a lot of money.
Yeah, what about keys?
Same keys, keys, keys.
I opened up Mary key one time.
They moved the mark room key, right?
Marked room is in the middle of the USEC now.
Is it good? Have you gotten in there?
I've heard I have not gone in there, but Chad told me it's just weapon parts.
Oh, what?
Yeah, they also moved the red rebel to a different spot as well.
I haven't went there yet.
You ready to get burglarized?
Bring in that big bussy.
I'm ready to commit a brick in an enterant.
Take those nods off Tony.
You talking to me like that.
Sorry bitch pussy.
I didn't know who it was, boss.
I promise. I'm ready for your dogs man. We all are bad. I'm not.
I'm kind of itching for it. I can't lie. It's all right. I put my toes back in the
pool man but I just didn't feel too good for me last time. I can't lie to you.
Okay. He's also playing on the road. No, you got to play in a smaller group.
In a smaller group, bro. Oh, that. I agree with that. That was fucking insane, man.
We were there again, Tony, we were there again.
It was me, Courage, Hutch.
It was so good, bro.
We were with someone else, bro. We had a fuck...
Oh, and, uh, Symphony. We had a phenomenal time.
It was the most fun game I ever played.
I know, I liked... I liked Hell of a...
Yeah, yeah.
I forgot you were testing one of the games.
But, like, I do... Tony, the game doesn't work on...
on control events. It doesn't work.
So... I know that doesn't matter to YouTube, but...
Yeah.
I give it a shot again when it drops we get a little groups together before five guys
Some good like teamwork because that's where that game shines is when you're all playing together
Me and courage were in the tank Symphony was run around infantry hunters in the chopper. We're all playing off each other. It was awesome
awesome. It was a life trick bro. It was sick. We'll give it a shot. We'll give it
a shot. Yeah. We'll definitely give it a shot. I promise you this. And I'm gonna go
in open minded but but I'm just really from what I've played so far and from the problems
with the controller. I just I don't want anybody in my chat trying to think that
I'm gonna be playing that shit a bunch. You know what I mean? Is this a shoreline
Yeah
Yeah
What's up, we can play together Matt. I'm down but Tony you got me me a gun then
Why they're gonna lighthouse
I'll bring you a gun. We were lighthouse and we're late. It was bad, Tony
Bro, you gotta show them. Yo, can somebody give landmark the clamp up now next to that because he's just gonna say
We remember the one guy that was cheating on us hutch and 20 was like well
I don't really fucking care, man. It's all just a blur now.
Like, I don't even care.
He's here.
He's here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't even know.
I'm not even saying that, like, the guy's cheating.
I'm not even saying that, bro.
I just wanted him to see how you died, and he'd understand on why we're in shoreline,
bro.
Like, even if the guy's legit, it's just one of those deaths where it's just
like, oh, my God.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I
How the fuck am I good all day and now my game wants to flash
Bro
Look at me look at me you see me. Yeah, you are slow. Yeah, what's up? My game just dying dude just randomly dying
Hope you guys get inside. I'll catch up. No, no, we'll watch over here. I'm not leaving this time last time
I paid the price, you know, we could do we just transit to lighthouse. Oh
You're itching to pass you that bad. Oh
I just do this fucking game
I'm in a bush. I can't hear him right there. I have to. I have no choice. I'm getting the bush. I'm in a bush. I have no choice
The same thing happened and coincidentally it was really close to the same place. Remember this shit
Well, I legitimately think people can crash right there. Yes, you were yes, remember it dude
What do you mean right now?
Should we take this? Yeah, I can't murder these guys
I'm ready, bro.
You need to put them on high, not ultra.
You really think that that's what's causing this?
I don't think so.
But the game's just ass.
You've been up to what you do.
We love doing Labor Day.
I was a little chill, bro, chillin, man.
Two kids in the one in the chamber.
You know what I mean?
We're just getting ready, man.
Another boy or girl?
Is that is that out?
I don't know what you think what you think boy boy now girl or boy boy boy. No, bro. I think I think you got
Everybody says girl, I think if you're gonna have it girl, you're gonna go boy girl boy. Oh
Chef just killing. Yeah. Yeah player player player. Nice. I remember
That's what I said, but it
I'd say if you're getting if you're having two boys in a girl, it's I think it's good that she's the younger one
Yes, yeah, yeah, that's my take. Yeah, so yeah, like if when you guys start having kids
That's how you're gonna want it to trust you want. Yeah, you want the older brothers to be looking out. Yeah, exactly
Especially a little Nico brother who's gonna be a fucking killer
No, dude, I gotta send you a video that I can't really show the chat and shit
You guys see this this video this kid bro
Bro
My men's brother kids now right hutch. Yo, bro. He he's a big dog. Oh, he slammed the motherfucker
All right, one of those let me ask
I'm gonna tell you how this went.
He pulled him in.
You know, his mom was sitting there with him, right?
Your wife was sitting there next to you and you're like, you can't be doing that, Nico.
You cannot be slamming other kids.
And then it was just him and Nico and he was like, hey, my boy, a fucking dog.
Hold it down.
Hold it down.
It's also good to get it out early.
Yeah.
Get it out early.
Right.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
Nope.
Bro, I didn't say a word.
I didn't say one word.
Really?
Yeah.
I just smiled at him.
Yeah, deep down like that a boy.
Yeah.
All I did was smile at him.
What was the circumstances?
What was the circumstances?
We were together with some other kids and I don't really know how it popped off.
My wife tried to ask him.
I didn't really care.
But the one kid was having a disagreement with my son or something.
He just slammed his ass, bro.
Oh, my God.
Just punch, damn.
Oh, you don't want to give me the.
Up and then down.
You don't want to give me the car?
Fine, bitch.
The kids feet leave the ground.
Son.
Son.
I make that.
Are these you guys there?
Every Tony, every day, bro.
You know what I mean?
I'm throwing this kid around, man.
We're going at it.
So then when he does that with other kids,
I guess I probably have a conversation with him at some point, but I didn't think it would
be at three.
I thought I had a little bit of time.
Bro, he's crazy.
He's three.
Bro, he's talking.
He's fucking moving.
Oh, dude, he asked about you now.
He said he asked about Kike, Hutch.
I want the lunch goodnight.
I'm like, no, no, no, no.
Go to bed.
Go to bed.
Go to bed.
Go to bed.
Go to bed.
Go to bed.
free
Wonder where he gets it from no no no no his mother his mom really just
it's way just way we see you yeah yeah right right right right right right
He's dead. He's dead. He's dead.
He's dead. Nice job. I mean that.
How did he know? How did he not hear us?
He just run it. Can Nick Merck's kill him? I hope so.
Yeah, that's he's been on. Yeah, you guys need you guys.
I
Think oh, it's not even worth wearing death shadows anymore. Don't do shit
Which by the way, how would how is Nikita gonna say?
How do we lessen the campers and then remove face mask?
I think honestly hold on I
Think what they need to do remove the armor for all these and buff the regular face shields so that you can
I'm not clear make them like not
look like six dudes out of a cocky on the face shield.
Oh, you don't like having a fucked up window to look through as you're looking through the face shield?
I don't like cum stains on the visor when I'm wearing it.
No, I don't.
I think they should make those more viable to use.
Agreed.
are more expensive and stuff and like you can you know it makes more sense that you have it on and it protects you I
Think that's what they should do because that's how it used to be everyone used to wear face shields
Or there's also like a trade-off between doing it, but
Where you guys at right now?
It hurts
I completely agree where do I open that key?
The one you brought it for me for the other side. Why swing
That's you a serve kit you come and take this neck nice I
Also think it's good with the nerf the death shadow because it's a little goofy looking and
I want to be able to be dripped out more
What's that?
That's a cap shoot of me.
Okay.
I'm just going to be looking west.
We're all real.
301.
Did you look second floor?
Second floor?
And what they need to do, Hutch,
they need to give us these
these battle pass cosmetics that are an arena brother it is complete under
bullshit that these motherfuckers who play arena get to look so cool and I'm
over here looking like shit yes some of the stuff is actually sick and I want
I know he's how long it dude make me pay for it I'll pay a premium so I
don't have to play bitch-ass arena to get some bullshit oh they all they did
Keeper
Pay for the battle pass and get it off, but then you still have to use the GP coins exactly exactly you don't actually get shit
Yeah, it's a little fucked you know about that spot in here, yeah
Wait who's in the Hawaiian short that's me that's me. It's me. It's me
All right, I'm gonna have them boys these
Sir almost done. Sorry y'all will be a little bit faster to me. Oh, you're good
I think I got it all though. Yeah, I did okay
What honestly I'd be down bro. Let us be fat in this game. I'll be down for that
Let me have a little bit of girth to me.
I'm running over to Evan.
Okay, almost there.
Oh dude, 100%
You guys are up there already?
Yeah, I'm up.
Okay.
I'm gonna get smoked from east.
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and push over there in a second.
Yeah, that's east.
I don't bring it in my keys, so.
I do hear something creeping.
Probably scabs. I'm going to wager most people are on White House right now.
They are. Hutch said that earlier. That's probably what it is.
So that's how you guys want to go there.
Yeah, it's just where everyone's going to be.
We want PvP. That's where we're going to have to go.
We've got a little bit here, but nothing. I mean.
Yeah, not the real PVPs at the Mellide house right now.
That's the thing though, Tony, like, don't get me wrong, Old Lighthouse, terrible, not
good, not saying that it's good, but with the new expansion, like, it's just, it's
like what they did to Woods, literally.
It's just, yes, there's more area to move around, but there's also just more angles
for you to not be able to move around the map without getting shot from them, you
know?
I don't know about the old person Tony, but bro, you trying to scoot through that map is insane.
They're up on the hills that they're in the fucking trees.
It's it's just a lot going on, man.
Truly. Yeah, I'm opening that door for you, Nick.
What's the reason that died of that?
Did you guys know that?
Thank you. First of all, I said the AI is cracked.
I was freaking out about it.
He was saying that we're so we went to go through the two shallice
From one chalet to the other and as I was going on that rock that connects the two next to the old red rebel
The you said guards just started blasting at me. So you can't even use that passage anymore. You got to go like out and around
I think we're gonna handle boys
Yeah, we'll be fine
We're just one of us is for sure gonna get killed by crabs
I just hope it ain't me.
Is that you coming over here, Nick?
Yeah, it's me.
Can you guide me to the room?
I'm right here.
Just grab this bag real quick.
Whoa.
Fucking guy in here.
Yeah, a little timbo.
Shot me in my ass.
I think you just had to walk in, right?
Or did you have to grab something?
I'm going to see.
Dude, this guy's probably like, what?
Ordering a new PC.
Nice, man.
Congrats, dude.
Virgin doing on shoreline right now.
He's probably tweaking.
Yo, did you see the Wardog video of them talking about the anti-cheat, like talking shit
about cheaters?
Okay, somebody was asking me about it.
No, I didn't see it.
Just a track and I'm good.
Okay, yeah, nice of the strike. All right. Let's get out of here dock it. What what's I watch it?
I think I think it's worth the watch. I mean, it's it's just them basically calling them bitchless
I think at one point they were like had like the reporting function up and he was like these fucking
Cunts was in the video like reporting one of the cheaters
So it's pretty funny
Yeah, I'm sure I mean, I'm sure they hate cheaters. I would get as a developer. I would hate them
sure you have much money those little weasels must cost game developers to
like fight them yeah it's a lot in the video guys it's the it's more money what
he say it's enough money we're spending on anti-cheat to bring you to tears or
something like that yeah what's uh we leaving right now yeah we have no
I'm not gonna let my bag in the middle of my gun.
Get out of here.
Alright, I'm heading out of here as well.
Nick, you good?
good to go baby all right let's get the fuck out of here I'm at now back of
Evan one of you one of you guys just shoot me there just killing that fucking
sniper oh you guys are already out there shit I'm the one lagging this is
It's actually fun? What? Luton and stuff? No, I mean, it's like doing service on your
car. Is doing service on your car fun? No, but you got to get it done. We have to make
money in order to lose it.
Easy.
Today has literally just been making money back all day long.
Guys, we could cue Shoreline again. Get a bunch of fucking loot. You know what
I'm saying, Tony? All this shit that I'm getting is good for my hideout, and
fucking money man to a task and shit. I know you're in love with the game.
Oh, shit. Boys, I've been on this short land. Can't lie to me.
Yes, he's a little money. Don't worry. Don't worry. I was just telling
about you had the fact that you even came into this raid with us. It's so awesome.
I'm not going to be behind you 20,000 you probably think we're going your own
You put up a good fight with you. I got in the plane fell asleep and woke up
All right, Tony this is gonna be our strat okay
you kill two hutch kills one and
then you guys guard and I'll loot it
on it's called the peanut okay you
dive on the ground and roll around and
all the loose oh wait you can report
players now that you kill yes whoa
yeah oh that's interesting yeah hold
off the scabs I'm just gonna I'm gonna
report every single player I kill or die to every mother fucker there it is fuck
everybody everybody's cheap
you're the level seven that I killed yeah that guy was a cheat bitch
Adam Nikita Adam whoa I want to hear nothing from you I was gonna call you
Slurzy, but I can't even call you that your version of your name and Slurzy would already sound like a slur
Oh shit, yeah, yeah, that's it
Why is Vaseline a hundred thousand same reason I be broken 180,000
Noodles noodles noodles. All right, let's get in there
Wow
Type shit type shit type shit. Okay chat when your streams have been this kill Tony not me. Thank you
Hey
I think that's lame, I don't know if I need my weight man.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
It's probably Gluhar and the goons.
I know we all looking for war dogs, man.
We're all waiting.
We gotta be patient.
We gotta be patient, guys.
It's right around the corner.
Wardogs waiting room it absolutely is that I will take on the chin it is a Wardogs waiting room you damn right
Okay, very nice. I didn't bring any of my lighthouse keys. Feels fucking terrible
It's okay. Tony probably did. I just have a little two of them
So I'll loot that marble. Did you spawn on the other end of the map still? Yes
Okay, so you can still spawn all the way in southern road. Yeah
So boys boys, let's take this shit slow. Yeah, you go ahead and take point. Let's take it nice and slow
You know, yeah
Everybody we've died to on this map has been up in a mountain Tony fucking not moving
Days man, but can you just like we're going through everything but just tell me if you think
Your right or your left or something
Don't move right
How lady
Yeah
He's gonna make everybody stop looking if they're up in the mountains. Yeah, there's gonna be more guards to yeah
I'm about to say there's only three gluey and two guards are dead
Yeah, so all these mines I'm pretty sure have been removed
That's what they said at least and I could trust them and all the mikes to our left and to our right are also gone
Did imagine they'd just left them one
You heard something I left
gotta be more guards.
I'm in glues.
Booby right now.
We got the mines extract.
Is that on this map too?
Well, I just found it.
Mines, isn't that someone is prepared to be assault the water treatment plant and had marked out optimal
routes to bypass the minefields one of the routes goes towards the bay looks
like there's a safe expo route from the coast lighthouse oh so it's probably out
here by the water yeah okay so that's new oh my god oh it's up it's up the
mountain at the lake yeah sounds right that is that actually isn't new that's
not new but it's new that's on glue hard
little bit of goop little bit of goop yeah there's usually a lot of treatment is great
that's where we're at yeah water treatment yeah nice yeah in the buildings the other
two buildings next to us a good loot I mean even on even on the walkways Tony I just
found MGT on this uh... they've definitely juiced this shit for sure
so we could do we we could just loot up in water treatment and then hit the mines extract
agreed
i'm gonna keep the mines extract out of uh... in the rig by that
you smart smart smart
Wait, on? On? Onside left?
He's creeping.
Onside left. I don't know.
Yeah, outside! Players!
Ooh.
Ooh, right there, outside.
Picking up windows?
Yeah, yeah, outside left on the tube, kind of.
Someone else is shooting at him.
I
She's outside to your left out in the field kind of they're saying guard is not a player
I don't one guy was shooting like a player though. Yeah, I'm saying that
He was on you quick. Yeah, it's anything on me. Just be careful. It was kind of weird
Now it's 100% a player not a guard. I think it was a player to you guys. He snapped on me quick
Say by the tube like along the fence
Yeah, but behind the fence
There's a big treatment tank
There's a bunch of them actually you just out there in that
I'm just holding this door the side door. Yeah, they're all those nades, too
And they glue our nice three guards on the snap I think we killed them all
There's not really the vision from in here
No, it brings me to the next question how the fuck are we gonna leave no, man
There he goes
uh
Sussane
Are you shooting them? Is that you? No, no, no, no. I'm behind you. Where are you? I'm at the other door other entry
I'm at the gate. I'm at the gate. Yeah
I got this side
I'm gonna run it up.
That hip 700 pro just BOOM!
I don't even hear that.
No, I was talking about when Nick got shot, oh, yeah
Here one of them running close
I'll go on my side as well. Yeah
He's going towards towards you. Yeah, I hear it
There's another guy. Just holding him. Looking for that guy. That guy is in front of water
treatment. Now the guy that was shooting at him is in the back. We must have heard two
different people shoot one ran towards you and then one just shot and he's by
like building to know that is the back yeah but I just heard shots at front
gate oh fuck so I think two people shot at him but I didn't hear a gun drop so I
think he's still alive
Yeah, I can't see this guy.
Well, I'm ready to lose.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So what we could do, we could ride back out around like the coast, back to train station,
come out up top and like look down on these guys.
Yeah, whatever you think.
I'm just chilling right now.
I'm here to move again.
Right into my door?
Yep.
looking at your door
jumped
no audio now
I was you. Yeah. Yeah. That's loud.
I heard that. That's that same guy again. Shoot him.
He's in the grass along the pipe. Yeah. Yeah.
He's about to beat me.
He's right.
I just saw him.
On your side?
Yeah.
Right up against the pipe here.
Where are you at?
He's still in the Aids.
I'm going to go to the room or kill Neck.
Where?
I'm holding that gate.
Sold one.
Nice.
I heard another one come from building two, I think.
Heard.
He's getting arm stand right now.
Are you right?
Yes, yes, I fell back. I think he's my building too. Okay
I'm pretty sure you're still running correct. Yeah, yeah, I don't know what the one guy was shooting at because
This guy was not getting shot
Yeah, you standing in the open
No idea
and again unless does that have an M700 on them cuz that's what killed that I
don't know he had a grenade out tracks you jumpin around like a fucking chimpanzee
haha crack is on one
you might have killed the other guy to be honest I think I thought I thought I heard
somebody else though. Yeah, I
haven't heard anything on my
side. I don't want to leave
this and then they come over
here and shoot us both in the
ass. I got shot by two. Just
heads up. Okay, what I'm going
to do, Hutch, I'm going to go
out towards the coast and
wrap around the train station
with a different angle. I mean,
I'm coming with you. Have you
already wrapped up, Nick? No,
No, no, no, let me pack him up.
Pack him up.
And I think we go out your side.
Agreed.
We go to the coast, we go to those rocks,
and see what we can do.
Yeah.
I want to be super fat for this.
Yeah, I got it packed.
Cool, let's do it.
Going out into the right?
Yeah, I think that's probably the way
There's a broad right in between these rocks or something yeah
We could always just go up towards mines hit a reset with his gear
I think that's what we're do
Hey, it's worth just resetting said to make them sit here and wait for us. Yeah
I just worry about them 700 man, there's no clearing that guy
I know I'm like terrified
What do you want to do up left we can also go car
Yeah
Either one they're both really kind of the same
selfishly I want to take car it's closer but also I want that scab rep it's all I
need for Kappa yeah how did you form your scab rep the fastest just cue scab
over and over again no no no scab just cars car extracts that's it now the
guys made clearing are you fucking serious
you look at that
I'm looking up at the mountains.
Yeah, I'm looking towards where we just were, I'm not seeing them.
No idea.
We could go building 2, as well, right in front of us, and...
That on us?
Yes.
He's going to be down to the right, I think, down to the right.
Running into building 2.
He didn't throw from here, so where else?
Fuck is this guy doing?
Could he have been on the roof?
the day would have been closer if he was on the roof that was like uh I think
they're over here yeet yeah I agree
I don't know hey, we just keep head and turn on him if you shoot this
Ready?
Alright.
I gotta run the building this time.
I'm going to take a quick peek towards that body, you might have looted it up, oh maybe.
the
your steps up front up front up front
opposite side of where we entered yes opposite yep yep
the player's guy was dead
I do not know am I just heading that car bro bucket I'm a running boss this
fucking freak
I lost my bag
Far as up
Hold off on under a second. I will she'd get behind hark over over here
Now, I don't think Partisan would be throwing nades and running us down.
I'll thank.
I haven't really been in any fights where a server dictated a winning or a losing
Bullet so I can't answer that question honestly
Today has been like a lot of like me ambushing them or them ambushing me and by that I mean
Like, I literally got shot in the head from a mountain. Other than that, I haven't really fought anybody, just me laying down.
I fucking hope so!
He's in! He's behind us, he's behind us, he's on the road, on the road, on the road!
Like, just beyond the bus, right side he was.
Close? Or?
He's no longer fence.
The blue pickup truck to the right of it, he was there.
I
Almost start this bitch. This guy's a fucking weirdo for sure
No, he can't I shot him too, I think I hit him a little bit
He saw Tony's hours and said this has to be landmark
I wish you could reset all that honestly I wish what they need to do with the game you
shouldn't be able to see profiles until the raids over agreed like if you have teammates
in the raid you should not be able to see who killed you or what they killed you with
or even where they shot you the ammo they're using none of that you should get no info
You should just fucking die
Yep
And get it all when your squad is out of the match
So this is real, huh? This is real shit
No, that's not a real player. That's someone who saw Tony's name knew
it was him and his buddy was just trying to rat us like a little fucking bitch that he is.
The Nate was a lot.
But that's the level of fear, Nick. This guy didn't even want to try it. He would rather play like
that than push. Pussy. Well, I like that I can see who I killed. The guy killed prestige six,
7600 hours
Damn, bro
And his boy probably who killed you Nick
Nick
Ten four
And for rubber ducky loud and clear over
I
Another Nick Marks dog tag to the Nick Marks dog tag collection
I'm fucking sad, bro. I have all your shit
Fucking map has a million bajillion hours, man
And I just want to fight again
Somebody that has a wife and a life and just anything going from that was good
77
Me
For a living big money investments
This guy does his shit for fun!
It's all good! That's fine!
That's how you know he's sick of that head!
That's how you know he's sick of that head!
Yeah!
Like Chats like, oh dude you're f***ing peaking like a dumbass!
No, I'm getting killed by a guy that has 10,000 hours
and the more I talk about it the more you know
he's gonna go up and just note that.
I don't think I'm a cat, I'm not a little bit.
You got shot at in a window and you repeat the window.
You don't never want to repeat the window.
Keep the window damn Nick. He said that's a skill issue bitch pussy the windows shut your mouth. You're talking all right
You know
Yeah, watch how you speak in there
I get your gun your armor your helmet your headset a saliva painkillers morphine grenades stack of
I appreciate you. I'll do better this next rain boss. Damn that. That guy's teammate really
said fuck that. I don't want to fight him. Let me try and rat his ass. I've been trying
to date him with every I can't even see where the names landed nor the person I'm
And then I'm a try kill him when they go to the car
That's crazy that's heathen ism
That is he then ism
Diary heels. No
Okay, oh
Let me sorry boys apologies
Grabbing some light house keys
the other key.
Up.
Substation. What was the other
key? Chat anyone remember what
the other key was? Is it
negotiation room a key? How much
is the mark key for this map? I
bought it at 1.6 mil but that
20 there's a guy who had 28 of them on the market this morning. Oh, it's 1.1 mill
It went down. Fuck. It's probably not good
Oh, it's for shades. No, everyone's been saying it's terrible
The only keys I have
Thanks, you know.
Wait, what's the other one?
All right, well, you do that, I'll be right back.
Those time.
That's what it was.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Yo, Lieutenant Dan, thank you for the 10 months.
Young work, line, funky, Robbo,
Steve and Big Red, thank y'all so much for the love, dudes.
Thank you for the subs.
Welcome and welcome back.
What's your thoughts on the gamble parlay
that's coming to War Dogs?
Fuck yeah, dude.
Bring back wager matches.
All me surrounds me like a waterfall.
I'm fat yo bushy bushy burglar bushy fat ass
You can't say that to me
That ass your fat fuck. No, you can only talk up. You can't talk down
That's not how it works man. There's no stopping us right now. I now I feel so close to you right now
now now now now now now now
Brother you have TV in your twitch name
You have TV and you're already on dot TV
You know how fucking dumb that is?
That means it's TV dot TV you stupid fuck
And nobody's clinking on that shit
Dumbass
Anyway bro
Yo talk more shit to him bro, talk more shit to him
Fuck that guy bro
Fuck more shit to him bro
I already called you a bitch pussy as well
Get on him
Yeah. Who's next? Who's next?
You motherfucker. Me.
I'm not. I got the chat open.
I'm looking for I'm looking.
Oh, I'm waiting.
I'm waiting for my opportunity.
Other TV, sad face.
Hey, bitch, pussy, maybe, maybe.
if you didn't go in Jackson, yeah.
Huh?
And now you don't play victim, you bitch.
Shut your dumb ass up.
Tony, smack him.
Shh.
Shh.
Shh.
Sad face, Sky League.
Go grab some fucking titty or something.
Goodness.
Somebody said I lost a new trader, Tony.
That's fucked up, man.
Tony.
I got trader Tony a lot.
He brings back my kid every time I die.
Well, man, I was talking a little bit of shit to your channel, okay?
And then Hutch joined in because we know we're gangsta, you know, had to get on his
ass for one second talking to shit about man.
They were just for this guy, Nick is four foot five.
Hutch is fat.
You know what I mean?
And then what has a nine inch hammer?
Come on hammer the they don't call you the hammer.
They call you the hammer.
easy. Oh my God. No. Don't just don't be sitting on his dick on an accident. Oh, shit. I saw
that thing at the fire department recently. Oh, fuck. I'm gonna go get a head tap. There's
like an underground here, right? Did you check this out yet? I have not. There's like a,
I think there's an underground passage in the mountain.
Really?
Oh, fuck on up here.
Let's go to Chalet, boys.
Well, that's going to seem like you
couldn't get a free load.
Tap on the whiskey.
All right, so Tony, on the Chalet.
Oh, shit.
You didn't wait for me, man.
That's motherfucker.
Where you going?
Run up the hill, bro.
run up the hill the mountain just run up the side of the cliff
i'm looking for you
you don't get it both killed dammit to your left yes no no not that way come to
me
just run up this rock oh shit oh shit to reset my helicopter
not ready now stay with me yes chef
now everybody's saying their cock sizes in the chat right now
oh fuck
I'm kinda like a cheese wheel
they're typing imaginary numbers in the chat
shit bro
not over here, I'm getting 3 to 6 inches max
perfect
like a well placed 22 caliber bullet
two inches hard fun-sized slim gym more like a green bean like a little acorn
popping out the bush how far up here can you go when you go up here yeah bro
just yeah no no no no run straight run
straight and then right up here take
this right and then and then you come
all the way up here I'll wait you see
this yeah you're gonna be sick
it might already be up here though
careful yeah they could be
a long 34 my don't keep no keep coming it doesn't end
I'm just going to smash it out. Oh wow. Yeah.
up there your top left it might be all the way up here.
You look over the cliff
Yeah doors open about down there
We're a pie. Oh, yeah, we're higher than dick Mountain bitch Mountain
The hell is that sugar?
SVD, there's an SVD quest right down.
Kill five players in the nice...
Down by the tennis courts.
Down by the tennis courts.
In the shot.
Looking.
You sure there's tennis courts?
Uh, it's down there, yeah, that direction.
It might be further or closer, but...
I think that's a bitch, Matt.
Somebody could be shooting across, too.
I heard a bunch of hits, some impacts.
I'm looking.
I'll push up a little bit.
I need some more info.
Is that a player?
That's a player, right?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah.
I want to have this shit on this is a player that's clear audio
Parmesan cheese dead
That's what I heard talking
I'm in cello
the
sick fox man
map gets updated where they go
there's hella tripwires
oh yeah
everywhere what the fuck
dude there's like 20 fucking tripwires here
oh wait there's a sticker
actually everywhere this is sick
holy shit
Oh shit
Found that Bitcoin you've been looking for Nick
Where you at Nick hear that shit, I'm just on the little porch that we hopped in it, you know
I'm chillin
But you walking right now Nick no
Who's that walking
I mean, I mean, I mean, yeah.
Scav, Scav, Scav. Got him.
One second, Floor.
A lot of shots, man. I'm not allowed to be a big side gate.
Yeah.
I'll meet you over there.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. From what? I don't. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I think you literally in that new spot up top. I should have known better,
of course. Dude, I don't know what to do to help you, man. Are they up top though,
I'll just go I think so. I don't even know like where that up top is. I
Don't know for sure. I don't know. I even hear the fucking gun that's on me
It's somewhere over there. I think
Are you ready? Yeah, I'm inside with you
Yeah
Well, if we get we go back along the road kind of hop out the way you have the way you hopped in
We might really get to this while we push up. Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna go
I don't know where the
You don't go anywhere. You just like peek open.
I don't know if that's where you're not going to see.
Hunch, where'd you buy at? Just up front of Chalet?
On Looting Parmesan in the middle of Chalet.
It's either... Yeah, he sees them. He sees them.
He's dead.
They're stuff free, bro. Just an absolute creature.
Could be another one.
Tony, I don't know if you can hop up and go around that.
Now we're not allowed to accept this guy killing me.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, we're clear.
Okay.
You want to go pack or try to pack Kutch up?
I can watch over you.
Yeah, yeah, yep, yep.
All right, all right.
I mean, I can do what you want.
No, no, I got it. I got it.
Okay, I'm just going to check this guy.
See if he has anything in him.
Okay.
It's literally, I'm going to be honest,
be honest that is the dumbest fucking thing that they could have ever did was create that spot up
there that is so fucking brain dead if this if this map didn't already have so many peaks that
ruined it now even the shall lay is just a disgusting place to be on this map everywhere
around this map is just aids this entire map this new map it is fucking dog shit it they
somehow made lighthouse worse than what it was original okay yep i think there's a guy
like across the street somewhere maybe
well if you killed the hutch up here then i should be able to see you from up here right
yes yeah yeah i'm good i'm good here i'm saying i think it's another guy okay like further away
across the road
I'm going to snipe that.
You going to snipe that?
No he's not a scav to shot at him.
I
Already checked on this box Tony. Did you check out back? Yeah, only thing I didn't check is broken box out back. That's all
I found a Bitcoin and a vertex
Yeah, we've got a big one in a vertex them. Oh, yeah, pretty good. That's that's up from
normal. 100%.
Can we look in?
I'm just I was just grabbing this guy's helmet. I'm coming back in.
Well, we go to Southern road back where we spawn, get, get a bunch of shit out.
Can I, can I go through this house real quick and just grab all the loot?
I don't think I don't think southern road is a hundred percent extract anymore, Tony
I don't think so check your extracts see if you have it
It's north. Oh, northern mountain pass. What's mountain pass?
Give red rebel, Nick. Yeah, we're going to take that rebel.
I think that that changed you by the way, you guys touch, but
he was saying that it changed vehicle, truck, side tunnel, co-op path.
Okay.
So they're making you mark room is in the water treatment and right in the
middle of it, you have a cord, I cord.
Okay.
There's something in the back.
Not back, but tennis courts?
You said you hear something?
Yeah, something's walking up.
Is that a scav?
I think so.
Somebody's
Kill this guy that you're walking up now when you walk over this rock Tony be careful because there are still rogues up
They will shoot the fuck out of you. Fuck you up. Yeah
of
you
that, yes, it's gone rose
so it should be good to
take this extract, whenever you're ready
yeah, I'm ready, let's go
make them up front
side gate lower chalet extract well there's a bunch of those traps though
yeah just know about the front door
I don't know if you can see it.
I don't know if you can see it.
I don't know if you can see it.
not moving and he was so bad that he sat there and let Nick push him and murder him and never
shot a bullet.
You just sitting there bro.
Just sitting there bro.
You baiting that backpack?
No, no, no, I'm just having a scrup.
I've punched inside of my bag.
Well, fuck, it weighs a lot.
Damn.
Oh
No, Chalzaina got moved just farther down farther down from what I've been told
Slow wait the guy you killed Nick didn't even have plates in his fucking rig. Are you serious? Oh
This map is shit
Oh, that's right here now. Okay.
Tony, can you take? Can you?
There's a scope on this gun. I
think it's pretty good. Oh,
where did the bag go? What
that's? Dude, that's what I
was right there. Wait, that guy's
kind of used, Tony. I thought I
was tripping. Or I didn't
I'm gonna get a good attach us off that.
Take the whole, no, take the whole gun.
Okay, well, here take this then.
Give me the scope if you can.
Why can't you get the scope off, Nick?
No, take the NL as, don't give up an NL.
The NL's insane.
Well, look at this guy, he had the SVDS.
Yeah, take those, Ram, take the scope off.
Fuck the SVD, take the NL, strip the SVD.
100%.
100%.
Svd is dog shit, and I was the best on the game
Okay, and that's a fucking meta bill
Definitely take that God
Yes, chef. Yes. It's the same kind of news right now
God, I think Jinxie was busy. Well, I don't think Jinxie hit pee back up. I'm not too sure what happened there
So we just keep walking down a
little bit.
Oh, right here.
Oh, nice.
Bye-bye.
Later.
All right.
Another raid down.
Later.
Dude.
Hutch, we would have been out of that raid
half an hour ago.
What?
That's an hour ago. I'm sorry
It's all right, man, I got fucking killed by end gulk
Sitting up his next kid. He is bringing no helmet
Headphones probably a rig with no armor in it and a scope that he is going to be able to see God if he looks up in the air with it
I
Mean this guy doesn't even know what fucking game. He's playing. It's got no idea
Yeah, she wanted to get two meters one top this guy. Dude. I saw that Tony
When you kill them pop and then yes zoom in to see where he was bro. Yeah, right?
Fucking weirdo for that. Holy shit
So, okay, listen, I'm just asking you know, that's a spot or something. Is that why you're looking at that?
That's like one of the main hit. There's like two hells across from
The chalet. We're at right?
So when you're up at the chalet, you know, like I'm scanning that hill and I'm scanning the one across from us and there's a few
Like common kind of spots that people like to sit. They're not gonna be sitting in the open
So you're looking for people around you're looking for their heads popping over the rocks and show that
Okay, yeah, because that was crazy
Yeah, so like when I was looking for that guy there
I'm looking along the edges of the rocks like for a guy's silhouetting his head peeking over like a little gopher
Yeah, a little gopher gopher. Yeah
like a little guy
There are some when you start playing games like this there's some
There's like methodology for how you scan an area
Go ahead and spell that Nick
All right, I got you M E T H H U T C H
Can't get a C.R.A.C.K.
Is that a meth hutch?
Crack.
Meth hutch crack.
Good job, Nick. Good job.
Thank you. What am I bringing in, Tony? Anything?
Um...
No, he's a trader. He just brings...
He brings your kit back in.
Cool.
Wait, what the fuck did I do with your gun?
Cool.
I think I just had a stroke. What did I do with your gun?
Oh, well 300 black out. Oh, it was the MCX the MCX 300 black out. Yeah, I got you. I put it in my
Okay, it's MCX. I got your mags stack ammo helmet nades all that you don't need a damn thing
You're good. Got everything for you. Damn
Treat nice bro. Treat real nice
I
Get a pound of flow
Get a pound of flow that ain't gonna break it down
You want to a helpful tip and this game that you sort of tell people when they're like how do you spot people?
It's might sound fucking really stupid, but it makes sense if you think about it when you're looking for players
Right games like this people like to sit in bushes
You know, like they're always in the mud like a bush.
A lot of people, when they're looking for players in bushes, they're looking at the bush.
You need to look at the negative space in the bush.
You need to look through the bush.
So don't look at the bush itself.
Look at the gaps in the bush and look for where there should be a gap, but there's
not because there's a guy there.
Okay.
Remember when we talked about how he just sees
remember how we talk about how he just sees things that we don't see.
They're like, oh, look at all the green.
They definitely got a like, you know, like look for the real way.
You look through it.
Nick, check the bushes.
All right, bitch, check the bushes.
You check the bush and keep checking the bush.
You check my bush.
Check this shit out. I just can't believe the bus open.
Divide by neighbor.
Divide by bush.
You gotta look at that bush real hard. Stare at that bush.
Then you park that bush. Park the bush like the red sea.
and then you enter the bush straight and head first. Head first. Send a bullet
straight in that bush.
No fear. No fear. Sometimes the bush fight fights back though. You gotta watch out. It does. It does. Sometimes the fights back. I lost to the bush
last raid.
We lost our fat friend of the big bush dude. I cannot believe that that's how I went out
Every fucking time man, bro. You died to a guy that didn't have plates in his fucking, you know
160 hours, bro. I died to you if you didn't play with us
And that guy probably hasn't won a gun fight since Vietnam hold on now cuz hold on
You would you you actually game that guy probably plays with his fucking toes
Maryn key right
No, no, no, no, we're by water treatment
Like train
Fighting there again. I'd like to learn a little bit if you guys won't know what the best way to go is from
Are you think there's people spawn in train yard for sure? Where are we? Yeah for sure. There's people in training
Go kill those fuckers and then come back. Yeah
Well, it's good to know people can spawn over here so people will just go on those rocks and sit
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look for more. Where was he? Right here by these boxes on top of me.
Not even a solo?
Clear, I think.
Yeah, these are some close spawns.
Holy shit.
Those are close.
Yeah, dude, I wasn't ready.
I thought he was going to be further back.
He was right there.
He was just sitting.
So you knew there was going to be a team on the other side of this thing?
Well, I mean, that's where we spawned last game.
So I was thinking if we spawned there, somebody could have spawned here this time.
Yeah, right.
What the fuck?
We've already in
Be careful boys is a weird response
Look over gluey on seeing them
Yeah, that's a bird spot I used to have a lot, you can see right to the front, right?
that could be a I fighting yeah yeah check that spot out
I see guy up on the mountains I'm coming to you if you want to wait two seconds
he has a tequila helmet on I hit him in the head and he turned around he's way up
They see that big at the tallest tree. He was right by the tallest tree. The very tallest
Repetting it repeating it repeating it way really. Yeah
He has it to go a mask so
Hit them
Yeah, I'm giving that up. Yeah reposition. He probably doesn't know but we both had them for sure
It's a hard kill when he has that mask, hopefully he'll hit it and damage it a little bit.
Going into the building.
Oh, bro, my bullets are just going to bounce off his fucking face.
Is this you on the other side, Nick?
I'm on view.
I'm rebinding.
Oh, is that Tony?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just us.
Oh, that's ours.
Bro, those motherfuckers were up there, man.
Wait, is there a BTR dude? I don't know. Yeah, the BTR just drove by. Yeah. Oh, is it I thought stopped I
Think it drove by I'm not I'm not sure where it stops
What does he stop I
Want to turn cover fire on and just send them to the other side of the map
Okay stops right here
You got northern checkpoint village crossroads constructions. I'm gonna send them to southern road and turn cover fire on
God should get out. I'm sending a friend everybody here blasting do it do it do it
But he okay, what's up?
Yeah, he's shooting to me. I think in the in the thing. No, he won't shoot you
No, who just shot
Like are we looting right now
We're just running around
Oh, that's what those guys are shooting at there's I think a dead player at the
Little tanker Tony little gas tanker the one that we mark for the quest
I'm trying to look up into the rocks from here.
Oh, the BTR is shooting somebody.
Get him!
Get him!
You just set them on a...
Get him, man, shit, bro!
Oh, you sick fuck.
All right, Nick, would you go to Tony in the other building?
Nick, where you at?
I am in the corner of this shed, and I'm afraid to move.
I don't know where I'm at.
I'm just playing nice and slow, brother.
There's no rush.
There's no rush.
Yeah, we're all right.
I gotta be scared, boss. We're gonna be okay.
Well, you say that, but last match I caught a bullet to the face.
No, no, last match I caught a bullet to the face. The match before.
Well, the match before I was the next person.
He might pull the rocks, cause there's a guy up there.
And I don't think he moved from there.
Either actually might be two guys up there.
There might be, yeah. I doubt the guy. I shot at him.
repeat the same spot but he does have the the mask on so he's feeling cocky you know that and the guy oh
I'm for man
What just happened on the wall on the right wall bro on the body
Like you're dead
Yes, man one shot one kill. This is I don't want to play this man, bro. Yeah, I think I'm gonna let y'all rock
I'm I can't do it
I can't. I can't. He's by the tanker truck, right by me. Okay, building 3. He's on the tanker? Yes.
Yep.
Oh, did you see where you're aiming? He's right there, wherever you're aiming. I'm about to throw an A to them. I'm throwing an A as well.
Hug in the wall, though.
of the
other
and bodies that to attend a
student
but not to know that no mass there's another guy
probably not with him but up in the
up in the mountains and i guess
i think what we do is we come out we rotate up the mountain
Where's out? Where you at?
Do you go on or to there Tony?
Just one I think I might have native the other one you might I it looked like two different guys
Cuz the guy I killed had a green jacket and the first guy shot didn't look like a green jacket
Yeah, there's two dead in that corner in my first day definitely got there
Fuck man, dude, I
Bro, yes, and a fucking blender man
So shit
Wow.
It's map sucks, bro.
Like, this map fucking blows.
This map blows, man.
It's so fucking terrible.
Well, I'm mad. I didn't know what the hell was going on.
It's so terrible.
Fuck, man!
Yeah, they didn't really change much of the maps,
It's so fucking bad
It's just more rocks to clear more angles to fucking clear almost more ratty
It is a hundred percent at least back before there was a route
There was a little bit of restriction in these areas because the mines now they get to go wherever the fuck they want
All right
Also, how was I the one who got fucking blabbed right there?
What the hell?
I don't know
No, we I don't think we ended up
Getting the the plan set up for the night with our six. I got three dns for peanut
Nick where'd you that
that
that's where he died at
uh... to the right of that building on that corner
right there, that's him
I don't know. Tony, don't
forget to check the bush.
Oh, I swear to that bush.
What? What? What? What? I
thought top right rock. What's
top right rock? Where's that
little black piece right there?
He's talking about the corner of the rock where it meets
You're good you're good I didn't say anything, but I see what he was looking at
My snow ripping League off stream whenever I have time yeah
What do I rate this expansion of minus 4 out of 10?
And this is coming from somebody who didn't absolutely hate Lighthouse before how it was
already.
I played the ever living shit out of old Lighthouse and I think this version of Lighthouse
is worse than the other version. I think they went backwards with this.
I mean I'm not saying old lighthouse was good. I'm just saying this version of lighthouse
is so bad that I think it's worse than the other version.
Okay, one of you guys can't get a backpack back.
I just prioritize all of Nick's shit.
Okay, I think I want all the armors and the gun.
I would much rather play normal, but I just do 45 minute games, man, you know.
Take the bags.
I think you guys are going to need bags.
All right, no backpacks here, boys.
He just sent me up to play tonight.
haha
Oh
Don't spam Jinxie it's all good man. It's no worries
well I just do like listen man I just personally don't enjoy the checking
4,000 angles dying to the 4,001 angle it's not fun it's not what makes Tarkov
fun I don't like that shit do I understand that those angles have to
exist sure I understand that areas on the map have to be areas where people
can sit and camp and whatever, sure.
But making it to where you walk into a building
and it does nothing but encourage anyone
who isn't in that building to sit on the outside of the building
in 30,000 different spots that they could be in
and kill you for free, that is not fun, Tarkov.
Nothing about that is fun, unless you're
the person doing it.
That's it.
It's what ruins the game.
And yes, it is a part of the game that needs to exist.
But for some reason, any time these motherfuckers have made anything with these maps happen from Lighthouse to Woods to every adjustment interchange, it has only made the maps bigger and created more of that same gameplay.
And it aggravates me because then you have Nikita tweeting on Twitter about how do we get rid of the rats.
Bro, you hard you've hard developed the game in the last five fucking updates to encourage that gameplay and
That's again. There's tons of people who enjoy that stuff and that's good for them
But for me bro lighthouse is fucking terrible
The entire update has been you used to have to fight down this lane now instead of down that lane
We gave you high ground right high ground high ground left high ground right and the map is the exact same
But that we added a couple barriers
Anyone who says different you're actually retarded
This is the most half baked the lighthouse expansion that could have ever been baked
all they did was put a couple camps and a couple spots where they changed a little bit and
They said we're gonna label this lighthouse expansion so we can say that we did it
Have fun. That's it.
And this again, I think when it comes to seasonal seasonal, it's great. It's been a lot of fun
I've said a lot of positive things about it
But just because I'm saying positive things about seasonal does not mean that when lighthouse comes out
And it's a half-paked pile of dog shit, and I'm gonna be positive about that as well
Bro, the lighthouse is fucking terrible and in two weeks or a week even I give it a week
Nobody's gonna be playing that shit literally fucking nobody
Nobody is loading up getting on escape from Tarkov and going. I'm gonna go play lighthouse. You are
Delusional you got that Russian Nikita pipe so deep into your throat
You're gonna have to pull it out and gasp for air
There is no way that you think that the lighthouse expansion is good zero chance
I don't believe that you do the only people who I believe it are the fucking marines on Twitter who talk about how great
Everything is and how there's nothing about this game. That's wrong
I'm telling you man, I'm telling you and I was a lighthouse enjoyer again
If there was a fucking pie chart that showed you how much I played on each map. It would be 40% customs
20% labs back in the day not anytime
You know sooner X to mount shoreline and then lighthouse before reserve before any other maps
Shoreline or customs shoreline labs honestly lighthouse labs
That sucks now. I mean it's fucking horrible
Horrible horrible horrible horrible. There's a lot of other great things about this game
But lighthouse ain't one of them at all not even close
I
You can buy food
You're like a homeless man who has a house now
No, no, I'm like a little brother with a fat big brother who eats all the food you bitch you motherfucker
And I need wet and I hate the whole box of Twinkies left empty box
In the pants up
Tony's house. He's got food. You fuck it. Dude. I got boy. Tony's got pringles here. We're there's no Pringles in this house
I'll tell you that
They ain't no Pringles in the house. Tony's got Goldfish extra. What kind of snacks you got Tony?
Open the fridge bro. It's eggs chicken beef
milk and like
That's it. What's the pantry look like? What's the pantry look like?
Oats
Oh, there's no stair brothers. No snacks. What about rice cakes?
There are rice cakes there. All right. All right. All right. I'm a nice cakes valid. Yes, there are those things smack
valid valid valid valid
Well, it's like pasta potatoes oats like there's no snacks
Valid I don't buy I don't buy snacks because I'm I eat them. Yeah, if they're there
That is the rule that is the rule if they're in there, you know, we're going away. Yeah
Yeah, that's true
smart man
Well, I do like Greek yogurt
I do like Greek yogurt too
man. All right are we going
back to lighthouse boys? I
don't know wherever you want.
Nick, where do you want to go
man. No, don't put this on me
but you do it. I'm down for
whatever brother. He wants to
go to shoreline. We go to
shoreline. That's not what I
said but listen, I'm going to
listen. I think Tony said
that. I'm going to be honest
with you bro. Lighthouse is
that daquita and his team cooked with this are delusional cock suckers the map is terrible
It is worse now that it has ever been and this is coming from someone who enjoys lighthouse
They ruin that shit. I don't know if it's worse, but I don't think it's good
Anyone who's playing it and the saying that they enjoy it will not be playing it in a fucking weeks time
And they'll be back on whatever map they enjoyed previously
Check it somebody take what he just said hutch that is and then stitch it to him telling me earlier today to spend $3 million in cash to make sure I can go here. Well, at least it's unlocked because you're going to have to do quest there. You're going to have to do you're going to have to do quest there.
Somebody put the two together. I'll put it on tiktok. You're going to have you're going to have to get a do quest there anyway. It's good they unlocked it.
No, I'm playing a player.
You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Bro, literally like, you're like, yo, just stay behind me.
I'm running behind you, bro.
That's so crazy.
I just got like sniped in my ear.
Tony, did you watch it?
You know the best part about that, Nick?
Yeah, where's it at, where's it at?
No, it's okay, bro, it's okay.
You know the best part about that?
The exact same thing happened to me
when I was following Tony five seconds later.
I was following him and then I died.
I watched.
I mean, it's like
You can't follow him because we're not in his brain. He's
He's setting shit up. You know, it's all like a
You know what I mean? He's getting it going. He's putting the steps here. I don't know
I don't know if it's always that count
I've seen you work man
Oh, no, when I'm locked in you know what I'm locked in it's calculated
But sometimes I'm just bro. You acting like you didn't have that fat bd run earlier, Nick
Oh, we had it. Watch your suppressors in your rig
There's a backpack how to take the suppressor off to fit it. Oh
So you just gonna take the bag on Nick you just gonna take the bag what he told me he's bringing me one
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding
I'm just having to be off that fucking map
I
Wait, did you get no I only got my shit I only got my shit
Nikita cooked with this update pop the Russian cock out of your mouth before you type in this chat, okay?
Stop it. You look stupid. You're lying. Just a piss me off
Stop it.
Damage from the keys.
Dead.
This is great.
Oh my god.
He's still not reading kick chat. Time out zero edge guy on kick chat.
Ten minutes. Let him have it. You're going to hit me with that
with that on a time like now while I'm pissed off send him to my map dog he
loves this place bro which is crazy cuz he hates customs not custom you don't
like customs he hates it it's just it's just a dorm fight it's so bad it's all
right oh yeah it's a done-asked map what about interchange streets love
interchange trees or scab runs only interchange has been honestly good
PDP and a lot of loot too.
A lot of loot!
A lot of... it's got a lot of loot on it, right?
There's a loot over here.
There's a loot over there!
Thank you.
I've really played Interchange at all, other than, like, questing early.
Yeah.
Dude, you know what was hell for me, Tony?
Like, true hell.
the body slammer on the mic is that who I hear yeah come on hey no no no no the
body slammer the slammer pick them up and put it down
bro she opens the door outside it's all the wars on out there oh my god I get
I can hear it. I can hear it.
Oh, in East. The second that
door was open, we heard everything.
Yeah, there it is. MCX. What up,
P? Hello. How are you boys doing?
Dude, he sounds different off stream.
What up, baby?
And also I am part of Al-Qaeda
One plus one equals two
Yeah, exactly
Well, I was just wondering I woke up and I said what am I gonna play tonight?
And I was thinking why not ask the three
Badstark off players to ever live how the new updates going
I'll add a Nick and Hutch take the wheel on that one
How do you feel my house is fucking terrible be is someone on me are you guys here?
Floor I'm on third floor. I'm on third floor on third floor two. Are you here with me? I'm at 301
What do you see what do you see?
No way he's dead hey
Where'd he just die at?
There's no way he's dead. I'm guessing third floor. You're by 301?
He's got 301.
No, he's not at 301.
Is that you running? Is that you running?
No, no, no, no. I'm sitting here.
In my flashlight.
Yes, yeah.
I have a flashlight on too. No, no, no. There's a guy right around the-
Down the hall to your left. I'm on the right.
Down on the left.
This is me. This is me.
Oh, that's you.
This is me. This is me. This is me.
Yeah, yeah.
He's on the other side of 301.
That's not by 301.
He's on the other side of 301.
Ask to me.
He's on the other side of that
That's tiny doesn't like wearing shirts
Yeah, he he's on the other side of three next to the safe room
I
Come up the staircase you shoot anything I see I'm on I'm on second. I think you went up to third
All right, I'm knitting third
All right, what are you saying?
Sorry, I don't want to rip this is just a little bit urgent. I the ward on skies are actually sitting in a group chat
And I'm gonna be right now. I'm about to jump out
Okay, yeah, tell them. Yeah, tell them I'm coming
Okay, all right God's people. I think you get it. All right. See you in a sec
Alrighty, I'm gonna go ahead and run out of this rate. I gotta go to the meeting you get off. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna jump off I
Swear peanut is just
Just says it. He's just I'm over here like I'm gonna
Say I need to go and yell at my wife or something. I don't know. He just comes in hey the meeting
Jesus Christ
No guys I cannot stream it I can't what if I could
Those what you're talking about I can't boss. I'm sorry man. Just know it's good shit
I know Nick is heated bro
To be honest it's honestly good that you guys are gonna run do those I think it's gonna be a lot easier for him to know
Everybody's out here. Yeah, probably it's
No, I'm not under any India no I can say whatever I want but I just you know on the 10th
I'll DM you I
Don't want to say anything. I know I saw DM you I don't want to say anything on stream
I don't know if I can or I can't go get mad at me. All right, dick. Are you here?
Oh, I think 511's mad at me shit
Well, Tony Godspeed my friend
Earlier I was doing shit today. I'll be on earlier tomorrow
Yeah, yeah, I just have to do during the day. So I got on late. All right. I'll see you tomorrow then
Later dude later later later later later later
Chat I love you. Thank y'all so much for chillin today dudes again
Yeah, I
Appreciate you. I appreciate y'all appreciate y'all promise you I will represent you with honor
And with dignity already I promise I promise I promise I
I will be in your corners. I love you very much, man
I hope you guys all have a fucking fantastic rest of your day rest of your evening
I hope you guys all have a wonderful wonderful wonderful rest of your day
I will see beautiful people tomorrow or tonight potentially with P
I don't know what he's playing, but I ain't playing that lighthouse bullshit. That was straight up fucking ass butter
Just dick cheese. That was terrible. I love you, man. I hope you guys have a wonderful rest of your nights, dude
I will see you beautiful people tomorrow. Thank you again for chilling. Thank you again for hanging out. Have a great night
Thank y'all for chilling. Tell Nick I said goodbye
And I'll see you beautiful people in the morning. All righty. Love y'all man. Peace