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WET WILLY WEDNESDAY | ONE MORE DAY UNTIL WE ESCAPE TARKOV AND HEAD INTO MORD... WARDOGS!
09-09-2026 · 6h 43m
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Skiii8.
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What are you eating, Hutch?
It's the truth kinda lost all meaning
Ain't I enjoying the view?
Well, I've been a lovely lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
And picking it up when I'm better
This is gonna have to be rated 18-20
Because I'm off first place
I'm off first place
I'm off first place
I'm off first place
I'm off first place
I'm off first place
I'm off first place
I'm off first place
I'm off first place
Because he has
here, maybe along the uh... oh you liar
You liar! You liar!
No!
You son of a bitch!
Listen to me. Listen to me.
You son of a bitch!
Three big balls.
You know what you're playing through is
I'm gonna hit you.
Restaurant, Hogan's Hangout.
Can you sing?
Oh yeah, I can do a little bit.
You can sing.
Yeah.
Yeah, Ripley's mom.
She's very great.
When you're in a five mile radius of her you can smell that pussy stink. Oh, yeah, that's stink.
And I have all the in people saying get down on it.
Get down on it.
Get down on it
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance?
By standing on the wall
Get your back up on the wall
Tell me
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance?
By standing on the wall
Get your back up on the wall
I heard all the blues in
Get down on it
If you really want it
You gotta feel it
Get down on it
Get down on it, come on then
Get down on it, baby baby
Get down on it, get on it
Get down on it, I say peace on it
I say peace on it
What?
What you gonna do?
You gotta get on the roof
I just ran out of toilet paper
And I'm still mid dirty dude
So what should I do?
Good morning, gentlemen and ladies. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.
Hello! Hello!
We back with a black shirt back to back days.
Black shirt, black shirt, black shirt.
What going on everybody? Good morning, good morning, good morning.
Give me one moment
Good morning, guys, I have been whoo mama Sita
All right, sorry, I've been super busy, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, good morning,
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.
Oh my gosh, I have been doing things, damn it.
I worked out this morning.
Tell me how I'm looking.
How am I looking?
Be honest, don't lie.
Would you do me?
Check out the side angle.
How am I looking?
Be honest.
Thank you.
Who said obese?
Mauds?
Mauds?
Lock it down.
Whoever said that?
Bannum.
Listen, Bill and Nimble.
All right?
Bill and Nimble did back and bias today.
I won't be able to wipe my ass for two days.
May need some assistance.
I may be calling upon some of you soldiers in the chat.
It is what it is.
You called upon I expect help, okay?
But it was a good day. It was a good day feeling good feeling dangerous
Feeling good feeling dangerous
Meeting went well yesterday. I know people are gonna ask so I'm gonna go ahead and tell you what I can
I can't tell you shit. Fuck you. Okay. That's just
That is just
Where we're at it is what it is. I
apologize in advance
But I can't tell you nothing. Okay, all I can tell you is that we are excited about tomorrow and that is it
That's all I can say
It is very very very exciting times
Very very very exciting times I
Cannot wait for tomorrow. I'm very pumped about it
War dogs drops tomorrow, I believe right isn't it Thursday. Yeah
I don't know what time I don't know what time we're on sponsor. No, no, it wasn't even about that, bro. It's just
Again, I wish I could
Fatness and many more to go. I wish I could tell y'all, but I can't I can't I can't I'll just tell you it was a great conversation
and
You know, I've talked to a lot of different
a lot of different gaming companies and like
You know game leads and whatever and those guys
Those guys give a shit, which is cool, you know, I don't know what the fuck's gonna happen
I hope the game does fantastic and if it doesn't it is what it is
But I mean it already is gonna do fantastic with just the pre-orders. I feel like but in
Terms of do they give a shit about the people playing their game? I can say
unequivocally
That they give a shit they give a shit they care about you guys
I care about you guys and the experience that you're gonna have on the game
And they are doing everything in their power to make sure that you guys have a good time
So it's super cool super cool to see super cool to hear from
from from the big dogs and
Just like the modesty of them like I mean bro. What the fuck?
Don't need they didn't have to take the time out of their day
I mean it was like midnight their time as we were talking yesterday in the meeting and
and they didn't have to do that.
Anybody else would have just went to sleep,
cashed it in, and we'll see you on Thursday, you know?
But not these dudes, I mean, they're
making sure everything's working
to the best of their abilities, you know,
all that good jazz, trying to pick brains,
trying to figure out what they can and can't do
to help everybody, they're just, they're good people,
which is cool, which is cool.
So that's all the tweet from them today
where they ordered a bunch of fucking McDonald's
It's just so funny.
Oh, man, that's fucking dazed, dazed, dazed.
It's awesome.
Anyways, so exciting stuff, man.
Exciting stuff.
I'm really excited about tomorrow.
Very excited.
But meeting was good.
I can't tell you anything about it.
I would if I could.
You all know that.
But it was all good information.
cool stuff so which is always fun. How did the night go after I got off? I told Pina that I was
gonna potentially be back on but I clicked it and they already had like four man's running so I
figured I wasn't gonna I wasn't gonna jump in and make it five. Folksy rage quit really what happened?
They got rinsed.
Tony found a weapon case and a marker and wait, that's possible again?
They were all just spectating landmark all night.
Now was it like a, you know, I love Tony.
Tony's my little Italian secret sauce man, but we, you know, was he potentially baiting
the boys a little bit or was it like Tony was just sitting there and everyone was
was dying around him, you know?
Everybody was just dying.
Everybody was just dying, yeah.
Clicks he dropped his only fans leak.
Okay, well let's watch some clips.
I know I'm a little late today,
so let's get through these clips.
I don't wanna make Nick wait anymore.
I mean, bro, I saw open up a stream.
He was favoriting ammo.
So if we leave him longer than probably another hour,
next thing we know, the bitch is going
to have 14 scab containers.
And he's going to have everything in his stash color
coated, because we all know he's a little retarded already.
And he has to break things down from a fundamental standpoint.
And sometimes we're going to walk in there.
He's going to be eating crayons.
Sightly to being able to jump in off Rick have a great day streaming brother. I'm heading to my nine to five
Aries, thank you so much for the fiverr. Let's go, brother to be honest with you
I think it's literally like they're trying to make sure that the game is ready in every way shape impossible and they I don't even think they could
Allow the pre download right now if they if they like wanted to because they are still actively working on the game
Like they're still working on the same branch that we're all going to be playing.
So I think that, you know, it's not a fact of them not wanting to, it's a fact of them
trying to get everything ready to the best of their abilities until Thursday.
So I know that sounds like a scripted answer, but it's not.
And it's also an early access, not the full release of the game.
So it's an early access version of it, but anyways, all right, let's watch some clips
Closed bands we already watched this yesterday. We already watched this yesterday
Right, this is the same video from yesterday. Do was
Do not talk about I'm teaching. Yeah, we already watched this
Unfortunately, how's it going guys? Oh my god
Good evening. How's everybody doing? Guys guys guys guys guys I knew I
Knew what I started straight that I even when I was at the gym
I was thinking about
What the fuck I was gonna say cuz I knew this clip was gonna be posted in our clip feel
I knew for an absolute fact. This was gonna be posted in the clip queue. I
Knew guys, I'm gonna be a hundred percent honest
What's the clip this clip is basically
XQC talking about CG leaving no pixel and the reason why they are invited to to the no pixel update and
Summit going live and saying how you know, they weren't allowed to play in it. I don't fucking know it basically dude
Listen man, I
I am so just over this shit like the whole GTA bullshit man guys got to
remember I've been doing this for six years the first three years that I
started streaming it was nothing but GTA RP you know and yes it has not been
sunshine and rainbows for anybody on any side but I can promise you man I could
give an ever-living fuck about any of this shit. I do not fucking care. Even if I wasn't
blacklisted, I still wouldn't be playing. You know, like this RP drama, whatever the fuck.
As far as I'm concerned, I hope NoPixel does great. I hope fucking Prodigy does great.
I could give a rat's ass man, I don't care.
I don't give a fucking shit.
I don't care.
Can I join NoPixel?
No.
Am I blacklisted?
Yes.
Do I give a fuck that I am?
No.
I could give a rat's ass.
I don't give a shit.
I don't care.
I don't care.
If you're gonna ask me why, I have no idea.
Am I innocent?
Absolutely not.
I have, I mean shit, bro.
You know how much I've talked shit?
You know how much I've talked shit
Bro, I've talked shit more than anybody and you guys have to remember
Whenever I was yappet it was whenever anybody who did yapp would get smited off the face of the earth and would get
Banned and would not be allowed back in the server and I was still doing so
You know when shots got permaband I was yapping about it when everybody moved the prodigy. I was yapping about it
I was one of the people who were very vocal about everything
So if there's anyone who should be blacklisted anyone who shouldn't be invited is probably me
So I have no ill feelings towards anybody on any side
You know, you cannot shit in the chicken coop and expect the chickens to give you eggs. You can't I get that
I don't give a fuck. Do I regret it? Absolutely not. Do I take back anything I've said over the years? Absolutely not
Do I am I mad at them for not inviting me? Absolutely not
Do I hope that they fail?
Absolutely not.
I don't.
I hope that they do great.
I hope that they, their server is fantastic.
I hope that they have tons of success
and it's cool that they're on the Rockstar launcher.
I don't give a fuck.
Good for them.
Wonderful, great, fantastic.
I don't give a shit.
Catch.
Closy, Closy, Closy, Closy, Closy.
I'm out of stamina, I'm out of stamina,
I'm out of stamina.
I'm killing myself out of solidarity.
I'm killing myself out of solidarity for you.
That's right, out of solidarity.
You know, Peanut felt terrible.
He felt terrible, bro.
If Peanut's willing to kill himself
after he kills somebody, he must have felt,
it must have been a terrible, terrible day.
And that was just like the nail in the column.
Solidarity for you, Cokesy.
Cokesy, Cokesy, Cokesy, Cokesy.
I'm out of stamina.
That's it.
I want to hear like,
so there was nothing else that happened after this.
Cokesy just left the call.
They were juiced.
Oh no.
And then Cokesy popped him.
Oh, there's not got a bathroom on the clear.
Wait, what?
Wait.
Weapons cases and bathrooms?
Yo, what?
Wait, we got weapons cases back.
What?
Yo, that's sick.
What?
I hope they don't remove that.
I hope I hope that wasn't like an accident, but it couldn't have been they had to have
manually allowed that to happen.
That's freaking awesome.
All right, next up, allow us to bring scav cases back into the raids.
Allow us to bring a scav case into the raids and make billions.
Allow it.
Fuck it.
Who cares?
Who cares?
Allow us.
Allow us.
Allow us.
Allow us.
GG's beating, I'm not cheating though, I had to rebuy the game.
Oh, where about that, quite a good motherfucker, you're buying it a third time.
And so far this has been a carbon copy to the first at bat.
This time this is sent to center, Myers coming on, it bounces by, a block of trouble.
Hernandez shoots up to second, Myers in high-pursuit with Boudet, Hernandez motoring for third.
the way it is on Llecruz from Sutter to the plate, it's there, he is out, what a relay
by Ellie DeLucruz, the cannon from mid-center, and he got him at home plate.
Disbelief from Dodger fans that Hernandez got gunned down by Ellie.
Prediction, before Ellie DeLucruz calls it a day as a professional baseball player, that
is going to touch the mound if he's throwing 105. If he's throwing 105 from the middle
infield, that dude's going to be on the mound at some point. Is that the hardest throw from
an infielder? What's the hardest throw ever from an infielder? Is that it?
It's like a hundred and seven I'm pretty sure whenever I was playing what was that dude's name
Something blaze at a perfect game showcase he was throwing like 102 as like a 17 year old
and a perfect even at a perfect game showcase I played professionally I don't know if he's in
in the big leagues though.
Blaze Alexander, there it is.
What's he doing?
Is he, is he in, no, not Blaze Jordan,
that's to do Crank's fucking bombs at 14.
Blaze Alexander, is he, where is he at?
Is he in the, is he in the big leagues?
Really, that's cool, man.
Yeah, I remember I was at first base whenever he was doing it and dude my hand I caught it
My hand was fucking beat red bro.
He was throwing fucking Sizzlers across the field.
No way.
Wait, so you can hook up a full thing?
You can hook up a joystick and everything in Word Honest, really?
Oh, that's so sick.
in the bottom and that's gonna like I'll show you what that does when you do it allow at the bottom
yeah okay now f8 again and that gets rid of this screen up here
oh good luck rampage holy shit good luck
I
What is happening on a bb screen holy shit gay guys poop quicker than other guys
Why can't you do white chicks and we love it, but we get so upset off a black face
Guys guys what and the fuck are these clips that we're watching this morning. What on the fucking shit are we doing?
Okay, I do this this I do this
Okay, dude dude dude dude what are we doing what the fuck is happening?
They couldn't have had him take out the mouthpieces before we got to throw in.
I won, you know what we do?
Mouthpiece! Mouthpiece!
Let's go!
That got to be the longest titty I have ever seen in my life.
That is not, that's a whole lot of crack.
That's a TOS level of crack.
We got to skip.
Where are we going?
For the racist right now
37 years old
He had such a big heart though.
What?
Such a big heart.
Oh, it's a big heart.
Oh, wait, is this thing right here?
The pushing, the pushing!
Oh, shit!
Yup, he accurate, you're running out.
I'm running out!
I'm switching away, I'm switching away!
Is that you?
Oh, wait, I'm not going to finish!
Die.
Don't come back in here!
What are we doing?
I think this might be my first survivors night.
Oh, James, it meant.
No wonder he killed me dude!
I want edge! I want edge right now!
Closi! Catch!
Closi! Closi! Closi! Closi! Closi!
Closi man! I'm out of stamina! I'm out of stamina!
I'm out of stamina! I'm out of stamina!
You want Closi?
I'm killing myself out of solidarity. I'm killing myself out of solidarity for you. The captain goes down with his ship
Oh my god, coach. He left this don't fucking wait. There's no way
I have to be if she kills it
He's definitely blocking me now
Come on
Yeah double check this is a double-check scenario
Like all the time
Hey, hold on. I mean my love
I
Really just to be sure
Just be sure friends calls his boy at least eight times. That's right. Yeah. Are you really friends if you don't go eight times?
Oh, I might
It's not good. It's not good
Pushing the pushing the pushing
Dude, I would have if I'm poxy
Especially if the night was as bad as you guys were saying I would have been
Pissed
the bitch is
Yo, what's living playing I saw he posted a tweet where it was like his entire screen on a Counter-Strike game
was his crosshair? What is he doing now? The juiciest Lucy signs a band chest.
Every sub increased his crosshair size. Oh my god.
He's just a crackhead. Dude, I legitimately think he is a crackhead. I like
I do
Hutch ended stream early to call the FBI on Mike from PA Derek with five dollars brother brother brother if I get tagged in
one more fucking tweet about
People being mad at me
Or apologizing for what is happening to me
When it's not fucking me
Pro I
Had no idea when I've made my name a hutch in math because my last name is Hutchinson
I had no idea that I was gonna be actually that's a lie
I knew who hutch was but whatever he was hutch
He was a cod player. He played cod and did fucking machinima videos about college duty
He wasn't a fucking political commentator
So now anytime I open up Twitter
All my mentions are about him, but they think it's me. We don't even look the same. He's fucking bald
He doesn't even have hardly a beard
We don't look the same at all dollars destiny got a visit from the FBI when Mike threatened them 100% should be reporting to FBI
Regardless of which response or lack thereof. I think I'm going to man. I'm thinking about ending the stream early
They don't want to ban Mike because they agree with them
like I mean it's just really and I think that hutch is like there's a certain
amount of and I don't want to criticize hutch because I'm totally on the side
here but I think that there's a certain amount of performative naivete that
certain liberal guys do whenever they pretend to not understand that there's
an obvious pattern or an obvious agenda behind something so they can appear to
seem like oh I'm just asking questions I rather what the fuck kind of news
music is playing number one, number two, stop adding me when you think it's me.
If I speak, if I fucking speak, I got nothing against the other hutch.
I just wish that you didn't share the same name because I'm tired of getting fucking
added.
I'm tired of getting added.
I'm tired of getting added.
It's not his fault, but fuck!
Damn it!
Damn it! I don't even open up Twitter anymore because all of my fucking notifications are about him!
Ah, it's okay. It's okay. It's not his fault.
I hope he gets everything figured out. Fucking kill me. Fucking kill me.
I'm just struggling to make emails for your Twitch channel. Make sure you follow and save this video.
Because with this website, making emails is easy.
Ah, you know what? You know what? You know what? Fuck this.
No more clips.
The clips has only brought me depression.
Depression and pain!
Depression and pain!
The clips were terrible today!
Mods banned five people, that's what they get.
That's what they get.
Five people send them to Timbuk fucking to.
And it's what you get for clips today that were terrible.
They were horrendous. They were terrible.
Five people, I don't care who it is.
Honestly, find the person who didn't post a single clip
just to make an example out of them that we don't care
who's liable of the situation with just just fucking smite anybody i don't care
i don't care i don't care i don't give a shit
honestly maybe even band gaff i do fucking
fuck it i don't give a damn it is what it is
it is what it is it is what it is holy shit bro that clip session was terrible
Banshutch!
Shit! You can't ban me, mother!
Gav! You motherfucker! Turn it back on!
Gav!
Gav! Quit it, you fucking asshole!
Gav? Stop holding me hostage, you motherfucker! You can't...
Sore Eye Boss just got here. Hope you have a killer raid homie.
Hello hello yo this guy has way too much power way too much gas can you hear me now hello
Hello, hello?
Yo, bro, we got this he has way too much power holy shit. Hey, don't bang out
Hey, my fault for even considering it. You know what?
Hey, you got no one to hold him. There's a song about that
Hey, that's on me. That's on me. Can everybody is it are we good? Do I still have a gun to my head?
Are we okay?
Can you hear me? Can you see me?
Holy shit. Wow. Fuck. That was sketchy. Alright, here we go. That has way too much power.
Alright. Do we know playing with fire? Do we know? Is Nick ready?
Oh, he is ready.
I'm too deep.
I can't make it.
All right.
Tell Dick I am in the discord.
Let me make sure where is he at.
He is sitting there.
Good.
Invite him in game
Last day boys think
Tomorrow will be playing war dogs. Oh
Chop with a morning to you mate. Hey, how you doing there, brother? I was there on the upbacks on two kangaroos fight the fucking cobra
Did you make that one?
I won't let you cook it right now!
That's not the water piece!
Swimming with the crocodiles!
I saw Steve that way!
This fucking koala's ready to go today mate!
Take me to the beach!
That was so good!
That was so good!
I sold all my baddie em all!
I'm old like
Until we start dying then it fucking sucks it fucking sucks. Yeah, that's horrible trash ass
Mother if we if I ever see that motherfucker again
Listen, at least you didn't get put on Twitter for it. Okay. It was a quality crash out though
Oh
Good morning, good morning
My scab run. I got a there was a fucking airdrop so ran over there. I got a backpack and some good shit in there
Well fuck yeah balls and shit we going home. We going home, please bro. All right. All right. Let's go home. Take me home
the place I belong shoreline
all right all right let me grab a bag
watch a little bit of peanut and
landmark in those guys like a tiny bit
but bro they were dying on repeat dude
bro I ain't clip cue today okay I'm
like you know how to go whatever first
clip I see well first clip was about
GTARP which I just wanted to fucking
fucking jump off of a bridge when I saw that second clip was about last night and I literally
see closey running on what looked like a broken leg and peanut throwing a nade at his feet
and killing him and you can just so I guess they died on repeat they finally had a good
raid him and coax you run his way out coax you ran out stamina peanut does the catch
You know, expecting Cloaksy to run.
Cloaksy couldn't run. Cloaksy dies.
Instantly leaves the discord.
Instantly leaves the game.
And blocks me that sub-rapper.
Bro, I-
He called him and he was like, fucking kill yourself!
Dude, he was-
He was livid.
LIVID.
Which to be honest, bro, YouTube-
Would be shit like that to me
Especially like that's like after yesterday. We die on my house. It's not ending
We we die on lighthouse in the very next raid. I fucking grenade you on purpose
Think of how mad you'd be at me. Oh
I mean you stop playing with me whenever I was on a building with taxi, you know
Oh, dude
You can't just be going, you know.
I don't know how.
It's the Europeans.
It's the Europeans.
It is.
It's something in there.
I don't want to be racist, man.
But I kind of have to be.
Yo, beat back.
Thank you for the chair.
Welcome.
Donna, Gryff, Lark, Hassel, Palo, Cosmic Warrior.
Thank you guys so much for the subs, man.
I missed you.
I appreciate you.
Let me see.
Make sure I caught up all the way.
Mikey, thank you so much for the 14 months.
Thanks so much for the 58 viewer host. I appreciate you man dead Rick Shaggy Colton
Hey for love tripping the even a fiber you're gonna get a hodas
Hodus rig from flying to chopper huts. I don't even know what the fuck that is big daddy Kevo jump dark
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JD and form thank y'all so much for the subs man
But I like thank you for the five gifted Akbar thinking for the four months a
Dara thing over the four months. Do you some dubs in here for all the subs going there and if I appreciate you guys man?
Thank you for love. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I'm English say what you gotta say bitches
Listen man, I ain't got nothing to say to the English
other than the fact that you guys eating beans in the morning you deserve prison
time okay that's it I know you already given prison time for Facebook posts so
you don't need any more reasons but double up the time
Oh, baby.
Server tomorrow, what can you tell us?
Uh, I know we, that's not like anything I don't mind talking about.
We bought a server and we plan on having one ready.
It just depends on how much we can customize.
I will tell you, our servers will be infantry only.
I feel like I would love to try that version of the game.
I know that sniping's a big part of the game.
I just feel like infantry only would be a lot of fun.
No, Hellies, no, no, no, you can have it.
Literally everything stays the same
besides people sniping, that's literally it.
But then again like sniping some part of the game, I don't even know I don't even know if I want to do that
So we have the servers just a matter of what we want to do that
Take it off who baby
All right, I'll do the kids
I did back in by today and oh my god. I almost hit myself
Dude, I'm on there. You know this Jim is fucking slammed and we're doing
That's that shit called row
Rose
It's it's whatever he's hold down
No, it's the rose, but it wasn't with the plates on each side
It was the one where you sit down on the bench and you it's like on the
Anyways, bro, I'm yanking that bitch. I ain't a little too hard enough. You know what I mean to let a little to that
Almost I mean almost shit myself. I was very far a little bit of poop speckles come out
That's what they say boss
What time to say I think
I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking
You see I think he killed me
Grizzly
Yeah I'm looking I'm looking I have no idea bro
I see you back here
Goon's ready?
No
I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him.
Hey, you on my left? Yeah. He's he's in front of me. He's in front of me along this. This
rock. Dave. Dave in front of me. Yeah, he moved. He's over here near me.
I'm running to your left.
Yeah.
I think I hear him.
You hear him over there?
I don't know, I don't know, actually.
I thought I did my lay down and hit a grizzly again
Okay, yeah, I'm just nading where I thought it was I see was a fuck this guy
Yeah. I agree. Fucking hell huh? Yeah.
We got a cover. Just don't know what, where that guy spawned at. Very confusing.
You're always staying alive, bud. Come on, float a little bit to your left.
Let's get the bush. Yeah, yep, yep. Yeah, unless you guys.
All right, whenever we get in, we got to make sure we check your plates.
I didn't get hit that hard.
I didn't have any like heavy.
I don't know what he's doing.
I, I don't know.
I think it might be Goons.
No, no, no, it had to be a player.
The way he was moving after he shot you, that's a player.
Okay.
If it was Goons, they, they would have pushed you.
He was like trying to LOS you after I dated
We go Evan
We're too late now to go anywhere else
The left
Where in the trees looks like a
Keep moving keep moving keep no come this way come this way
That looked like right here in front of us that looks like a scav front and left
I gotta lay down I don't have any more stamina yeah
that's a scav
I
Hey sprint now
What a fucking crazy right start today start holy shit
Top admin looked okay. Yeah, I'll check in as well. It looks fine
Did you go basement yeah
go. Holy shit. All right. Come in here and check your plates.
Fucking hell. God. All right. Inspect. 3435. Good. Yeah. 39. Do this. Do this. Do this.
Take your rig. It's a scab I saw. Okay. Take your rig, drag it into your backpack. Okay.
your front plate out and put it in your bag.
Okay.
Done.
All right, cool.
Now keep the rig in there, take this plate and give me yours right here, behind you.
Put that in your front plate.
Here's this.
Nice, thank you.
Yeah, absolutely.
Wrong place.
Oh, you had, no, no, no.
the level five keep the level five do you have a level four you rockin double
level fives no high five oh shit keep both of them sorry I appreciate the
try usually I forgot you did on that level five just the easiest game easiest
I'm the shoreline guy now, bro. Yeah, I learned from my master. You want to head over there to East?
I'm gonna loot. No, no, I'm gonna loot top admin first. I'm gonna loot admin first. Okay, let's do it
It's kind of weird though, isn't it? Is that why you like to clear east cuz you don't want to get rocked in there
Exactly. I like to I like to loot Evan last personally
Well, I'm gonna loot the back room so it's not as bad we do have audio outside of me I
Think it's scabs. So we heard a lot of scams before I love you, baby
Yeah, yeah, just kept
Hit these droas
Got to shoot butts
I say we wait on computers until after
Yeah, smart
That's the scary one, honestly
Yeah, drawers are free
Honestly, I think I might go up there and try and get angles
trinket angles
and check it out they sit there in that fucking room
mm-hmm
they just wait
what's the interpretation of the score tonight
I don't know bro I'm like
I'm so far out of
I didn't watch hardly any pre-season so I have no idea
that never tells the story you don't even need to watch it
if Seahawks home against the Patriots.
I know that.
They're bull again.
I think.
You watching a hard knock show or no?
No.
Oh, baby.
They're looking good.
Are they, really?
Yeah.
They're looking nasty.
But the Patriots are no joke.
I mean, they're not bad.
I didn't even try my least few touchdowns though.
Except the young quarterback.
I see something in the east.
I'm going to do it.
I got all of it.
Check for the papers. Safe. I can
unlock the safe. I'm going to do it.
You also, y'all are crazy pats all day.
You said the same thing during the Super Bowl.
What happened, buddy?
Zing, zing, zing, zing, zing.
But then again, it's like now they have something to prove now, you know?
So it's, oh for sure, so it's like who wants it more first game of the season
It's like you want to win that game if you're a Pats player more than anything
I think we got scabs. We do outside, right?
There's nothing that scabs around us
Scav coming in I think actually too
That's scary
I had a little bit of like a little lag spike there as he's pushed up the stairs. That was fucking terrifying
Alrighty, I'm gonna east
Pop you care real quick or sir run him
Eagles are dog shit shit the fuck up
I
Get kind of just I thought it was one turned into two turned into three. I got a little scared, right?
Remember I did see something up on third I hear audio
Brother what's going on with the servers right now?
The second server's feel good to me. What the fuck was that I don't know
Scabs are fucking moving like crazy
Yeah, they were all scabs
Clip it clip it clip it clip it
Wait
Noooooooo, fatal with the 50!
Where?
I hear that.
That's where I never know a player step between the fucking...
Players? Okay, easy way to tell.
Are you ready?
No.
When you hear
sprinting
Into a walk players were here by the way players were here lock in lock in lock in. I'll tell you after I
Might have seen a player across in West hey probably did I
I
Still think this plug is over here. Let's worry about those guys
Are you first floor? Yeah first floor just clearing straight down. Okay, come on
I think if we do see a player here, it's going to be a low level guy.
Just by what doors are open right now.
So expect him to be sitting in a room not moving.
when I go into the room just stay in the hallway and just keep watching that long peak
I see some shit I love it love it love it love it
Yeah, I may I'd rather be wrong 100% always free fire
Will you use your keys they go away?
You have uses you always have
You've used this and so if you look at the key it should say a number I have 40 uses left. Holy shit. There you go
Depending on how rare the key is usually have less uses so like labs keys you only have 10 uses or 5 uses
I don't remember how much things 10 on marked keys. You only have 10
but on these on these keys usually have like the 30 or the 40 or the 50
Or an ace 20 we've cleared this much as we can so he could have left
All the reason I thought there was someone here was because there was a bag missing the first items
But back to what we were saying scab versus player when it comes to audio if you hear a dead sprint
Into a walk
Into a sprint again. It is 100% a player. This is you at 310
Yep, I'm unlocking this room. So if you hear someone running
sprinting, stopping, and then sprinting again. Hey, what's going on? I opened up the other
side.
Oh, we just used it.
There you go. I'll go hit the other ones. Also, if you ever hear jumping, cannot be
a scav. And if you ever hear vaulting, cannot be a scav.
Okay.
So jumping and vaulting instantly a player or a player scav.
That's good to know. I actually didn't know that.
But like if you hear it, look, I'm gonna run up to you and I'm gonna show you what I'm talking
about. You ready? Are you listening to me? Yeah.
You hear that? You hear I'm sprinting and then I'm walking because I'm clearing the
angle sprinting walking and that's normally what people do. Sprinting, walking, clearing an angle.
Okay, so that's a scabs can't sprint and walk.
No, well it can but it will never sprint, walk and then sprint again.
You'll have scabs that will run in and sprint and then start walking but you never will
have them run in, sprint, then walk and then sprint right after they stopped.
Or if you hear this, alright let me see if I can do this, so like if I'm running up
to you. One second is that outside. But you hear this right here. Yeah. And then they'll
get scabs go like this. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. This is a scab. That's how you
know if they run and they slide in there going like you hear this movement right here. Yeah,
we're playing with track or something. It changes. But you'll never really hear a player
run and then instantly go into a crouch and hear that like knee slide cuz it's
just they don't do that so that's the big tell for me where I'm like oh it's
a scath or oh that's a player yeah I mean it's just it's gonna come in time
but I it's fucking hard that's probably one of the harder parts of the game I
think it's very hard
That is true Chess is they'll they'll act like scabs and trick you I had that happen on shoreline like a week ago
Someone was outside and then they heard me and they started mimicking a scab outside, so I would peek them
Wow
That's right. Oh, yeah
I think it's like trending on fucking the Tarkov tick-tock area, so that's why people are doing it more
I hear that, yeah that's that player in west, I was probably the guy who was in east and
rotated over where you are right now there's on our side West okay pretty
sure I hear someone first floor I don't know what it is thank you to scab but
could be a player
I think it's important to add like dude if you ever call out a player and it ends up
being a scab I would very much rather that than the opposite.
Yeah, yeah, I'm very I very much rather expect a player and see a scab and expect to scab and see a player
Yeah, no, I had a bunch of people much as saying like dude, you just treat everybody the same, you know, like 100%
When you start fighting different because it's a scab or a player usually the scab either kills you or it's a fucking player and you you still die
Yes scabs or bots or AI
just destroyed someone in rocket league fuck yeah fuck yeah
Hey, you need a sausage for a quest?
Nick?
I'm unmuted.
Nick, do you need a sausage for the quest?
I would um Nick do you want my penis that's what I'm asking
I'll take this sausage you will let me have it
I also do you think it's time to go over yonder and check her out I just want to leave and
I got a pretty full backpack, but I'm down to oh my backpack is shit. Oh, let's go. Let's go good. Yeah, let's go
Maybe we still do that first floor as well if you wanted to loot it
Sked
What's that sound like a player shooting in west?
Yeah, you shot at me really
Wait, are you you ready? I'm up there for yeah. I'm running
My god, I killed three scabs but somebody shot at me from the other side on the bottom
And I can't tell if that was just a scab he will harm some shot of you, right? He did didn't he?
Yeah, I think he's just in either guard or a fucking player
100% a player there's in.
Okay.
Bottom, bottom opposite side.
Okay.
Alright, we'll do a little about that.
Well, we can head over to admin and then head over to west.
Let's go up.
Yeah, let's do it.
the first floor. Glass is good
on second and third so it had
to have been from first floor.
Good mood.
Thank you, Me.
I'm putting a battery in this bag
for later. I'll be super overweight for this bush. Okay, made a little stash over here.
If you see any food, I'm running a little bit low on food. I got food on me
In the basement portion. Yeah, right here. There you go. No problem
Usually when I loot I find a couple things but if I shit
I found a good amount here. Here's some extra if you want to keep it or the sausage. Yeah, let me keep it
Let me keep it. Yeah, just in case we get it. I got an energy drink. I know that gives us a little bit of both
Yeah, I
Haven't seen this guy like I just they said I was being shot at and it could have been a scam though
It really could have been
Checking the windows right now
Oh, it's outside, it's outside the scab, is that it?
got basement ready yeah I'm with you those steps behind you clear that way I'll
clear this one my site clear I'm good over here all right we'll do with this
basement real quick see if we get any audio do we know the exact time on when
War Dogs is dropping tomorrow yet chatter no
It's that noon nice fucking spring away today, man
Yeah, this guy. Oh nice. Not as much as it was. It's went down in price because everyone's
been using it and finding it. Um, yes, this is for sure looted. We can just go check key
doors might be up top yeah I think all of us are like at that point where we're
just looking forward to war dogs so everything else sucks you know now
remember you picked up that car battery so you're gonna be twice as loud so
every time you sprint everyone in this resort is gonna hear your ass shit okay
is that loud yeah so it's like you just want to walk now I'm gonna go up okay I
will walk any fight you get it make sure you drop your back yep easy I'm trying
to get used to that yeah I had a good practice rep yesterday with the fucking
Yeah
Oh, well, I got keys for this side. I think let me see real quick. It's a bad place. I
Got East 306 we east room from west I got
323 and 221 are you a third? I'm on third. Okay. I'll go to 21
3333
I'm already done. It's okay. It's good
I'll come up and get it after if you don't get it.
I'll have to do it yesterday and you're like, are you on third?
I say, yeah, I'm on third.
And he got blasted.
Oh my god.
OK, so in my.
I was more mad at just the situation.
It wasn't even you.
I know.
In my defense, in my defense, like,
anytime I play this map, no one goes
you were on third because there's literally only one thing to loot there
that's that safe room so what that's that's kind of where I go to sit and
look out the window to see coming up I've been doing that a lot just next time
no no it's fine it's too good too good thing to do just next time if you're
trying to figure out where I'm at on third just be like are you near the safe
room are you on third floor safe room and I'm like no man 301 which is the
complete opposite side of three just kill a player is you really yeah it's
probably like geared yeah I geared you know geared geared is relative enough
there is not one not two but three players outside all dead I'm here in
the third one in East. He's good or no? Huh?
I
Have your problem. That's huge. There's another player in East right now
Two players he's those one had an arm band yeah
And we don't even really have to go on those guys if we don't want to
I kill with the player, and then the guy with the purple armbands, scabs don't have purple
armbands.
Once you've loaded up.
Is that probably what you want me to keep chatting?
Look at that.
Another sausage.
You said hmm.
We got players pushing in on us.
just drop back there's players Cav just came across Skybridge
where are you exactly third floor
maybe not Skybridge maybe first floor yeah definitely first floor
I'm right where the area where I died I'm on that's the hiccups I'm going first
forward look at it where you want east are you west west okay two people one
second floor one third of first floor on your stairs no
I'm halfway down first floor hallway
Are you moving?
Currently him he's back. He's on first floor right now. He's on first floor. I'm on second. I am too. I am too
Yeah, that's him down there on first him down there. I'm first. Okay. He's right in the middle. He's inside the janitor's closet
He's currently running
He's dead
That's you above, yeah?
There was another one, no?
I thought so.
I've thought so be careful down there boss
I mean
That you running up I'm not running up. No, I'm outside. Okay
Are you on glass yep, that was me
You killed him going across the bridge, right?
No, I killed him first floor towards Abben.
Shoot me.
How's it you?
Yeah.
Dude.
That's a player.
Player scan.
I see him.
He's dead.
I killed him, yeah.
I don't think that was player scan.
Oh it wasn't?
for this guy I think let me go see your guys huge fucking gear that one no it's
just a player's gap that I killed he's not gonna be geared there's three dead
bodies out by helicopter one being a player I think two being players both
of them not very geared and then one being a scab I don't even know if it's
worth looting them to be honest like it is bro I was just thinking the same thing
to me on first coming yeah I'm coming up I gotta go to two and grab my backpack
back
back
back
back
back
I did, I know I did, or did I?
If I shouldn't drop your bag and you can't remember where you dropped it.
Nah, fuck that, always drop your bag, you'll find it.
I mean I'm full. Yeah, one second. I got more audio again.
I'm full as well. I'm ready to leave. Get a nice little resetter.
This sausage.
Box on the right, cabinets left, have loot, okay, nice, box right, yeah, I gotta grab
that battery and the power cable.
I can hear you on first floor, opening that safe on third, by the way.
Jesus. That's how loud that shit is.
How do you get shit?
Here I'm kind of set
Yeah, oh resort audio has always been that's why a lot of people don't play this game. Did you open up not this map
Was it 306?
Yes, yeah, you did yeah
you running? Of course. Okay. I'm the moose. Alright. Start making our way out of here.
He wants to see all those players come to this peak right here.
Look right there.
Look at the ambulance and then to the right on the other side of those bushes see that
big stack of bodies that's just horrible absolutely horrible I I hate going out over there yeah
absolutely horrible not worth our our lives now if they were like attack to backpack fuck
in. Yeah. Juice, Magoose, massive human beings. I'd risk it but I mean at most it's good gun
bad ammo, level four plates, not worth our time in any way, shape and form. Yep. Sure
that. I'm just going to come down here and grab what I left and we're good to go.
never know never know never know what look what these scabs could have never
never know never never never never know never know
let's boogie two batteries the lion not a bad raid
I don't know.
Excuse me!
Can I just demand help?
I'll be there in a second.
broke my arm. You say, Kepka. Kepka. Kepka. Let's get up on out of here, soldier. Good
meeting you. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. I'm looking forward to seeing if what I killed was a scab
or a player. I think I killed a scab that killed a player. Well, you know, now this guy, Tony
was saying that now that when you kill player scabs, it says player. I guess he tells you.
I guess it didn't before.
No, it didn't.
Yeah, would you say scav, but you're chilling out, I think.
Yeah, oh.
Oh, the great raid!
Good work!
Dude, we've hit flow state, man.
Dude, this is our map.
This is.
I love that we can just get out at the Red Rebel down at the rock too, man.
There's no hard rock to it.
I told you whenever I gave you that Red Rebel, I was like, this is going to change the game.
You're right, you're right.
Fantastic. All right, hold on. Yeah. So all of my were scabs and then a sniper. I was right two player scabs
One of the player scabs
3100 hours the other player scab was
668 hours
Prestige one having a bad day
He was kind of moving though he wasn't moving like yeah
fucking at low of hours. This guy, I mean, he was just sitting on a body, got fucking tapped.
So yeah, they killed PMCs and they were looting the PMCs.
Did you see War Dogs gonna have wipes? Yeah. Yeah, I think they've said that from the beginning,
haven't they? Yo fatal with another 20 gifted by man! I appreciate you bro thank
you so much for another 20 dude. Sanko Sanko I love you bitch. I appreciate the
love man thank you so much for another 20 absolute legend thank you beach I love
you bitch
WC to chat for fatal on the you too I appreciate you man
$4 white schedule no idea. No idea. I think if I was them, I would do monthly wipes. I
would. But it also depends on how fast it's because you have to remember everything that
we've played so far has been everything that we played so far I think has been like increased.
So like the rate that we get things is a lot faster than what it's supposed to be.
So that we were able to like experience state, we were able to experience the full game but
in a short amount of time.
So I'm not 100% sure what that's going to be like now that it's not going to be an
increased speed.
I think that's just something we're going to have to see, bro.
We're going to have to see how fast we're getting stuff.
I'm running out!
terrible take how is that a terrible take I don't understand me saying I don't
know is a terrible take okay well you're fucking retarded how do you feel you
feel good now you feel good now
yo Adam in spirit oh thank you so much for the fight give me boys I appreciate
you guys man thank you for the love
I appreciate you, man
Lighthouse is juiced up. Yeah, lighthouse is fucking terrible
This has to be one of the worst
Updates that we have had in terms of like
What we got out of an update in a very long time
I think lighthouse is atrocious
All the other stuff I mean we're on a scavenger and we'll remove the teapot whenever we come back out
Everything else like dude the the I like being able to see the scab stuff and all that like that's cool
But like the lighthouse being the core. This is why we are doing this update. I mean it was horrible. It's not good
Yeah, everything surrounding the update was good just lighthouse lighthouse expansion terrible
Service feel better
I'm just saying.
But again we just don't know man
we don't know how fast it's going
No, I it's good action I'm just saying fundamentally like the the reason why everyone hated lighthouse
was because it was paint time paint time paint time all lighthouse was and the reason why
everyone hates it is because it is a map that it has two flows of travel has this side going
back and forth and as this side going back and forth and then a road that cuts down the
middle of it.
This side has high ground on the road.
This side has high ground on the road.
All they did was expanded how far you can go this way and how much higher you can go
that way as well, which is terrible, and they put up little tiny protection, like somewhat
protection along the road that you can move across the map.
But the protection is so little that you can still get shot from all of these locations
while you're there.
So the road is still completely and utterly useless.
But along these travel ways, along these rotations, they have added way more angles across the
map that are all elevated that you can also die.
Now one thing that Lighthouse did have that was good is whenever you were traveling along
on not this side, this side is just death.
Over here has always been death, it's never good.
You got Dick Mountain, it's just death.
But on this side you have the chalets, you have one chalet here and another chalet here.
But now they've turned these chalets into uset camps.
So even on this side of the map, you're still just dying, it's even more death than before.
And then water treatment just feels like a barren landscape.
There's no reason to go there now, other than going to fight the boss.
And even after you fight the boss, it's like, you know, I am now in a building that has angles on hills all around us.
On a road, on the beach, on the mountains, everywhere can look at me and kill me without me knowing where they're shooting me from.
And I'm just going from building to building, hoping and praying that I don't run into somebody who's sitting on a hill shooting my, my dick off.
That's it. That's all it is.
So if you're playing the game and you're just like loot, it's fun.
If you play the game and you actually want to fight people, and you want to know who you're fighting,
and you want to see who you're fighting without sitting with your dick in the dirt for 30 minutes,
you probably won't enjoy it. That's why I don't enjoy it.
That's why I like Shoreline. Shoreline, we're in a building. You move, you fart, I'll hear you.
We can get in a fight, dupe it out. I know where you are, you know where I am.
That's not I mean, it's complete opposite of lighthouse
the complete opposite of lighthouse I
Will be honest. I think so few people are already playing the new update. We might just want to scab on a different map
Let's do it. Should we back out? Yeah. Yeah, go ahead and back it. Okay. I think people have already stopped playing this map
That's crazy
Thank you
Look at this
My Milo
What is this Milo looks crazy
No, no, no, no, it's okay. Thank you
Milo yeah, yeah dead game a dead game
Dead map dead map
But that's how it is and as this wipe goes on longer, Nick, it will get to a point where
there are certain maps that's not even worth trying to play because the Q's get so long.
Like, remember whenever you were like, let's play interchange.
Interchange Q's and like, when Wargogs comes out and like two weeks from now is going to
be six minute Q's, four or five minute Q's.
Shoreline will be fine, Customs will be fine, Labs will be fine, but Interchange, Lighthouse,
Ground zero, all those maps will be a fucking wasteland.
Yeah, I get it.
I get you, I get you.
You know what I'm excited for you?
Our next season of what?
Like you just like you actually starting at the same time as
as like all of us, dude, you're going to feel
the game is going to get so much easier for you.
Oh, dude, this is not good.
What?
She ordered this, like, little dish.
Yeah.
Oh, it tastes like, it tastes like plastic.
Ooh, yeah, don't eat it, bro.
If it's meatloaf, you're gonna be on the pot for the next seven hours.
Quake maker, we're shooting legs, boys.
He's really getting sure but every day. I mean bro you're acting
You're acting like that's a bad thing. I got sure put every day by fucking summit when a rifle
It starts to taste some plastic you got run
Got it run. Don't look back. You want that plastic gravy in your butt?
but all righty let's rock and roll
there's gonna be dogs
I think this is a great map for scaven
oh look at you
he's a dead player boss
oh mother fuck
he's a dead little sporty saviour
he got killed by a mosey and careful
and he can still be looking at us
I have a rain warnings, too, I'm looking to see what, I don't know if there are any
Upside grocery by the big Billy Tara. Yeah.
I think it was in here, maybe?
No, I don't, maybe, but I think it was in here, maybe?
Yeah.
I think they're inside this area in front of us.
How do you get in?
Oh.
Don't go too far left.
There's mines in those bushes.
I'm just going to go along this road, then we're going to take a left.
I hope we don't get blown up by a rocket launcher.
Okay.
Right at the very end, that's a scab.
I didn't see anyone on the gun.
They also would have probably been dead.
Up top on the gun.
They're tearing your left, they're tearing your left.
Yeah, I think it's a scab.
it's a scab I need the scab no no no no no I don't know I can't tell it looks like a guy
just get a guy I see him
oh my gosh it was a player it was a fucking player I could have shot him man
who's saying guard guard oh it is a guard it is a guard we're good we're good we're good
no regrets no regrets back it up don't go don't go there don't go there to the right to the right
right to the right you're gonna blow up holy shit right in front of us it's a
player looks like a it looks like a PMC by that car I think that's a play I
think that's a PMC down there I'm using my eyes so hard boss I can barely see him
directly in front of us. Yeah.
He was spreading. He was spreading away. He was.
Oh, the player's down.
Yo, hey, do you know where those players are?
We're hearing them shoot.
I think there might be someone across over here.
Go check on this side.
Good thing in front of us could be inside this building.
I'm going to go to that and might be this is the guard shooting at PMC's or SCAB's.
I'm coming boss.
I'm just running around.
Just hanging around.
Just running around.
It'll do spell red red le s t e r
You going here sure
of
the
the
the
the
I'm in danger oh shit we should probably get out of here while we can we might just
get murdered on our way out by the scorn
and there's loot here
run run run run run run run run
yeah I think so but we're gonna have to
have to kill that guard if we wanted it
alrighty, this is kinda shitty
go back to that body in the street, I'm gonna grab this shit, cause you get a lot of shit
Yeah, we can just leave.
We have ventilation shaft.
I just wanna kill players, boss, and everybody...
Everybody sucks! They can't even kill the boss!
It could be a guy in there.
You'd be up top and I would probably already been dead
Customs might be your guys a scab spot. What were you guys finding the most PvP on your scabs?
factory really factory you're finding it chat saying factory is a war zone on
scab reserve as well reserve makes sense and I've seen that reserves marked rooms
are paying like like bro what the fuck it's going again I'm going back over there
I'm going back. I wanted to shoot said yeah, I agree. I'm in
What up, Baba I
Love you bitch. You're a beautiful man. I want to lather you up in butter and smack your ass
It's not crazy. It's going good man
Just playing shoreline on my on my PMS and fuck around on scabs behind the 18-wheel truck behind the bed behind the bed door
Okay
Yeah, old man eyes, but behind that 18 when you wrap around left
There's a PMC or a sky
Yeah, that's a PMC brother, I don't know cooking any
on the left they got popped twice boss maybe was it
jesus fast get the fuck out of here oh guard guard they're all snake guard
yo is there is are you seeing PMC's over here
I didn't see him a little much is that bro yes sorry I'll follow you
this guy said he saw PMC's over here so imma follow him
Is there other PMC's this way
Wait, did Glorious not hear my answer before?
They been good Glorious.
They're chillin'.
I said I wanted to lather you up in butter and smack your ass so you didn't hear me,
which makes it a little bit more weird saying it twice.
Wait, did you say you did see PMC's or you didn't?
I don't know what the fuck this guy's doing.
I said, did you see PMC's and he looked at me and I thought he said yes, but now I don't think so as much.
Alright, well...
No, I thought you said you saw people...
My mic must not be working.
What?
I was having a full on conversation with this guy. I thought he was answering me and everything.
I'm pretty sure my mic ain't working.
It's that same guy we saw earlier.
No, man.
Oh, where did it came back from?
Where the hell?
Wait, what?
I had this 20 minutes stuff and I just ran around on scavengeron with you and got popped in my head twice.
And Jack's like, why yeah?
I opened it and then I fucking come back and grab a shot.
I couldn't have my game crashing.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Bitch, pussy.
What size shoe do you wear, bro?
A 16 and a half.
Hey bro, I got you a birthday present.
What's up, I can't tell you oh shit
Appreciate you, bro
First gift you gonna like it. Okay
You give me a subscription those nipples my second gift or something
What do you give me bitch pussy?
You're gonna look at it, you're gonna look at me and now listen you might want to punch me like this.
You're gonna believe us.
May I remind you that I'm like an orangutan.
I'm a fucking monkey.
I climbed that fucking tree real quick.
You forget it.
Alright, alright, alright.
Just know that, motherfucker.
Alright, alright. I'll try not to attack too soon.
Yeah, you gotta plan it out. Be real methodical.
Okay. Alright, I'll try. I'll try.
I'll try, boss.
I'll try, boss. I'll try, boss.
Stubby rear stock.
Let me call my dick.
Of course it is. It's the Stubby Rear Stock.
Oh, shit!
God damn it!
Shit!
Bottom one. Boom. Stubby.
I got him.
Now what?
No! Get!
Gloria said he wanted to ask you how you enjoy the game, but you have 24-hour follower mode on.
Tell him I like it.
There you go.
Hi, what is it? Which one is it? Just one more. Come on, I got the little stubby stock.
Bottom center, boom. Yeah!
Yeah, what the hell does that say? Weight limit exceeded?
Server stability at risk, you motherfucker!
Count your days, bitch, pussy. Count your days.
Count your days.
Oh, Blackberry, blam, blam.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
Yeah, if you just put on Michael Jackson, what is this?
What?
This guy has way too much power.
He has way too much power.
He has way too much power.
What the hell is happening?
Wait, what else?
Who is this?
Weird AI?
Okay.
What the hell is that?
Most of our lives living in an on-bish paradise.
my nipples get the fuck out of my head dad get out of my head get out of my head get
out of my head get out of my head what the hell are you doing my god bro they said yo
Nick just here while hutched in the scab run will modify the shotgun and turn it in my fucking dick. Oh
My god, I'm over here fucking do an open-art surgery
Fucking shit we ever did wrong damn damn
Now do that for like ready to go now eight eight wipes
I'm ready to fire away now do that for eight wipes in a row that same quest the same shotgun the same attachments
every single fucking wipe.
I'd rather die.
Dude, it is like the mechanic quest to build guns is the most pointless dog ass quest in
the game.
I hate them, because you gotta do them every time.
Here's the funny part.
So one of the wipes, you couldn't buy those attachments, you had to find them and it was
Absolutely horrible.
It was absolutely horrible.
I think what was it?
Was it the shotgun?
The shotgun stock that took forever to find or something?
Oh, but she's just lazy chat.
Here's the thing that bothers me about you guys a little bit as a unit.
Okay.
Let's speak to all your talk to you guys.
Bring up the fucking media.
You bring up the media and you use it as like a little fucking cheat sheet.
Okay.
Me and Hutch got a yell and 20,000 of you played the game, dodge stream snipers, fucking, just duck it, you know, we're doing a bi-
Don't forget about banning them.
We don't want to Wikipedia, man.
Okay, you, but that's what you guys do, so don't fucking sit there and act like you're ganned off the fucking white.
Youuuu!
You're stronger now.
SHOUT DUCK!
PASS!
FUCK!
Haha, that didn't sound good, boss.
Oh, my pinky, I sandwiched it with my zen container.
Shulshulshulshunimples is my last time I had a loop.
That'll happen.
Now ask about eagle eye, Hutch.
Eagle eye, eagle eye!
Spread it, spread it!
Watch him, watch him!
Like eagles, like eagles, y'all.
Eagle fly!
Eagle fly!
This is Mambo number five.
Oh, that's number one for me.
That's number one for me.
The Remember the Titans is the greatest movie of all time.
Oh, it's so great, bro.
Number one for me, it's not even close.
You don't want to victory.
Incredible.
Incredible.
When they go on that run,
when they go on that run and it ends at the graveyard
and he's telling the story and all the guys just sitting there,
they're all tired and then listen,
he's like, if we don't become.
They go right through their bodies.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
God injected my veins.
No, no, I don't want any hot lead in my body, but yeah, you inject that energy.
Inject that energy and that energy.
It's just so good, bro.
It's such a great story.
That movie cured.
There's no racism in the world anymore.
It's none.
Cause of that movie.
That movie, whenever he was sitting in the hospital and he said, let him in.
Can you tell he's my brother?
I was like, God, that was, it's incredible.
It's an incredible movie, the greatest movie of all time, he's supposed to be Superman.
He's supposed to be Superman.
I hate that part, I always skip it.
Gosh, and then after the movie ends, it's telling you how everyone, like what everyone
did after after that went down you know like where they all went to college where they all play
you think we should make folks eat peep that movie maybe you'll tell me explain why everyone
quit playing arc raiders slash why you did like what's happened that caused the exodus
Nick, you can't hit me with that at 11.14 in the morning, you know?
That's like a 2PM, 3PM joke.
I almost lost my hat to the microphone, second to go out of it, and terrible.
Oh, God.
Dude, that's such a...
You got me thinking about, remember, the times it's such a good fucking movie.
It's just...
out Washington is the greatest actor of all time and it's not even close I saw
AI movie list the top ten actors they even have them on there Bob I saw that as
well I saw that as well it is they deserve to be banned from life I mean
just terrible yeah I mean you know we haven't really heard nothing crazy you
know because all those actors are fucking weird not doing so him right right
Every time I see any interview any interview Denzel does they're like so what do you credit your success to these like?
God, you know every day. I am my day on my knees talking to the Lord
It's like how can you not love somebody like that?
You just gotta even if even if even if religion isn't your thing anybody
Bunch of fucking he's in this in that industry
Anybody who can sit there and have an unpopular opinion be popular in front of millions of people
I will envy them always no matter what it is
Yeah, yeah, I love that shit, bro
Me too me too
The only time I you know
The only time it gets a little weird for me is when like they they credit God to the point where they're like
They'll give him kudos for guiding his overhand, you know, haymaker to knock him out.
It's like, you think God picked you to knock that guy out?
Yeah, I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I think the post-fight interviews, man.
Sometimes those give me a little bit.
Like, come on, man.
Like, the Tyson Fury to the Bronx bomber, his whole thing, and he was like, God picked
me to beat him.
I can't help you know come on
Come on that team
Come on come on
But you know, he's what it is. Oh
There's a key and feels good about that. I gotta see that. I have to see that as well
Well, they'll really make fun of anything man true. I love it. I love it, bro. Me too. Me too me too
I think Druski cooks hard too, man. You see his fucking
Dude, I love all his shit
Dude, I saw that they did a bunch of people like you cannot make fun of that
You can make fun of everything else, but you're not allowed to make fun of that
Say, how do you think those rednecks felt whatever he did the NASCAR? Oh shit. Oh
I'm okay. Just got
just tank it just tank it but dude I even love that the NASCAR bro I felt
like he was making fun of me and I thought it was fucking hysterical I
loved it look at me bro I'm really getting better at this game 100% you
are that was a one-for-one in the corner hop in you should run to middle stairs
right now and hold that helicopter crash for a uh for a free kill do we make it here on good timing
hutch or am i gonna get oh we are first we well not first that's a lot we are like third or fourth
but we're pretty much first year on this side yes and we're killing the guys who spotted that tank
and behind the the weather tower
Yeah, I'm about to have two potentially two players here
One player dead
Well the way you say you have kills so one second there's still another one
He could be in on first be careful that I
Could die here as well. Where are you are you first? I'm on the roof
Yeah, I think he's in on first on our side, yeah, yeah
Yeah, he's definitely him
Is that you no where where where where where on second on second no no
You're on roof. Okay
He just I'm on staircase. Where is he at comes comes comes right below me on second. Oh shit
I'm just doing it
It's right below me. I did not you got multiple players then I'm on third now
I'm on third staircase like I'm the who's right below me
I can't really someone's on the outside
I
Killed another one
You okay?
Talk to me.
Yeah, I'm in me.
Where are you at exactly?
Hold on.
Got him.
Guys?
Are you running up on me?
Yeah, I'm above you. I'm on the roof.
Okay.
I'm coming to you. You see me on the metal.
you're on one floor i'm on third i killed him uh
damn great edges
that was me that's me okay come on the outside as well
back in bags yeah what do you think okay he's dead you're not
that's true
True
You outside right no, that's him then
I'm on first floor right now. Where's him?
Outside right from the bottom somewhere
You're that I just killed a scav out there
Well, there's two dead players outside for sure.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Everyone's asking if I doubled my medication this morning. I don't know if that's a compliment
to or an insult to my regular performance.
Well, you might be.
This guy's a level 43.
Nice. Right.
And I mean, it was like, bro, you would have been embarrassed.
OK, he's dead.
Home runs, a home run, no matter if it goes five feet over the fence or 500.
That's what I'm telling you.
Tell me that's the truth. This guy's up here holding right hand on my desk soon on second floor now. Just re clearing everything. Oh
Yeah, I just heard some audio
Are you near me? Where's new you?
Outside for players outside
Yeah, I want to prove I don't know how you heard that
I've heard for a belayer. Okay. I got you. Yep
No way you do that
I definitely want to go loot those guys outside. They're fucking huge
Yeah, I got my guy I
I
See that guy two guys out there in the middle of trees
Where's the rocket 306
Okay
excited I'm so excited bro like I just love it makes me so much happier you want
to watch me outside while I look this guy real quick yeah I do I really do
can you wait for me I'm gonna come okay it's time to net 306 you sick last no
Okay.
This guy out.
This guy right outside.
I can't shoot him.
Are you ready, boss?
I'm sorry I'm hitting this room almost almost I'm going outside I can't wait no
more. I knew it man dead old dead old. Me shooting a scav. Yeah me shooting a scav.
Oh it's an arena enjoyer. So you want to hear this okay this guy is a level 10
okay but he's rocking an MK16 with a Defender 2 and level 5 plates in the
front and in the back and they made 5-5 you know you want to know what that means
that means he's here to PvP this motherfucker came from PvE and thought
shit was sweet because he could run around and kill people and in reality
Yeah, bitch. What's that? Welcome to the welcome to the real game not that pvbo shit
And this guy
What the fuck this guy is this is his teammate be a level 8. I
Mean, I don't even want I don't even want to know what this guy. Oh, is that you?
I got you.
I got some 10 bows, goodness.
I'm back inside.
Like there was parts of that fight, they were okay and there were parts of it that were
horrible but like I had a little spray where I scored a guy that hit him straight in the
fucking head and I had to get like had to be lag or something I had to write in the fucking head
don't understand you probably take the ricochet chance man yeah
that ricochet chance
to you. I'm here and walking around. Yeah, me. Cool.
All right. Remember if you're on third? Yeah, you're on. I hear you blow me. No. All right,
We are good.
Third floor is looted.
Cool.
So we killed those two.
We know another one died of weather tower.
Trimming up the fountain this night for short.
Drink baby.
I will eat a little drink.
I'll eat a little drink.
man you're 1v1 level 43s and coming out on top who are you bro I gotta clean
them up man I gotta clean them up flashlight on and everything bro
how'd you run it don't scan bottom all right check it outside let's say
anything you already hit the third floor third floor computer room or no yes 301
not open. I see the guy you killed. Nice job. To be honest, I don't really want this.
But you're dropping that, right?
Yup. That's the sound you want to listen to whenever you're in a fight and you don't
Actually see the guy die that gun hitting the floor so you know if they're dead or not
Right. All right, we go ahead. I am
I'm a fat boy
Are you?
Yeah, cuz I have this thing I need for a quest so I'm putting that to rig and then I have another rig. It's armor rig
Nice Johnny the both of these chargers just just one
Yes, this is the waiting room for war dogs. Yes, it is. Yes, it is my friend. Yes, it
is.
I'm going to drop that guy and he'll drop his bag. Oh, he did. Did you find? Oh, but
it's at the very beginning of the raid and there's no way that they could have looted
anything before they got here. So it's not really worth looking for that bag.
Oh, okay. If it was late raid, we would 100% look for that bag because there's definitely
stray loot in that. But since it's early raid, he just dropped it because it's just second nature.
Drop FMJ? Well, if I don't find anything to replace it, then I'm just gonna set it, boss.
you just jump me on the thing yeah all right drop this bag in here
All right, you loot all that man up. I'm gonna head over to West and start looting West up. Yeah
Yeah, sounds good. We've gotten that confidence where we can split up
Yeah, as long as I know which side you're on it's it's I think it's pretty easy
Yeah, and with me and Trey play this we'll split up at the very beginning. He'll loot West, I'll loot
east or run back and forth to each other if we need help that's the really fun
way to play this month
you get mad I'm getting rich let me get audio just for a second here
I
Helicopter and someone getting shot by a scab. No, it's only getting shot by a scab
And get an angle on it right now
Oh, I just got shot at.
Oh, that's the scab shooting at you, then.
I'm a helicopter.
I just pressed like nine buttons that I didn't mean to press when I got shot at.
Holy shit.
The scab, oh, shouldn't have choose that.
He was looking toward you, so we know it's for sure shooting at you.
Damn, bro.
You shooting at me from over there?
Get up my dick, man.
Crazy.
This safe is open in this room. You didn't do this, did you?
No. But where that guy came from is probably there.
Did you have to think? I had the other side.
He wouldn't have came through the helicopter side because you would have heard him.
And you probably heard him. Oh, it's always open.
Oh, okay. But even still, I think that guy probably came from that direction.
66 pounds, Big Meach, Larry Hooba, Whippin' Work, Hallelujah, One Nation, Under God.
Can't finish that one.
Go.
What was that?
No idea, I didn't hear it, what did you hear?
A sniper.
Like a silenced sniper.
Probably somebody sitting in the woods with a DVL.
I think it is.
Gotta be careful on our leave.
Watch your head while you're looting.
Devil, you gotta all see a devil.
Damn.
So he's just sitting out there on those trees.
I heard it and it sounded like it was over by the red red.
Well, Sammy, I can't lie to you.
I mean, dude, I have so much.
The mail is so that I could know what I found it for.
First dreamer item
Yeah, wish I drop now
HDD
They're not good this money, bro
Man propane
I need it for an item, okay
Time to go on R6, why's that
What's the cheapest thing in my inventory, Jack? I'll drop that. Tape? DVD?
if this fucking guy pegs me while I'm doing this always look down Luke look down Luke
look down oh oh a shoe shoe is good shoe is good a little bit of money
Okay.
No, we played a little bit of R6, it's just like,
again, I feel like R6 is one of those games
where it doesn't truly become fun until you put,
it's like Tarkov a little bit.
Like you gotta put in like a thousand hours
before you actually start having a good amount of fun.
But it's different than Tarkov because
Whenever you're playing, you know, you're not just gonna wake up.
Well, there's no cheaters in this raid, Nick.
Okay, I don't really want to know what you did.
I had found a lead ex inside of a bag, and if there was a cheater in this raid, he would
have already looted this.
So, fuck yeah.
But what I was gonna say is is that like whenever you're playing
Tarkov you can still have 30 hours and you come up on a huge kill and our six. It's like
Bro, you're just fucking brumblin. Dude. Do you need this first time I chat every time I say
I'm not gonna lie he types in caps that he's not gonna lie
I know hey listen that guy don't type that anymore anytime he says I'm not
gonna lie call him Abraham Lincoln you say a blinkin every time Nick says it
let's go a blinkin I'll really piss him off every single time
I
Think yeah, this is consistent boss
That you running outside of what yeah, I need to get to know I'm running outside of admin you might hear me something
800 pounds though. I think I did
I'm ready to go boss
Coming over I got a cheeseburger a steak and steak and shake cheeseburgers
Good for you. I think that's the top three cheeseburgers for me
Callers five guys look it
Where are you at?
Back, that's you right?
I'm inside admin. I'd be careful run out there by yourself bro with the DVO guy you know about
No, I know I'm going to the right a little bit. All right. Well, I'll be out there soon. I got a
centralize these backpacks
Oh, she might be I didn't know you had you had some stuff to do. Oh, yeah, I got a lot of shit boss
I don't know where he would be you you would know a lot more about you the camping spots
for Reverend yeah I'm on my way what are you thinking I mean just laying down car you just
keep moving she got to keep moving probably just head out I'm running straight
out what's your right what's your right a little bit sounds good right now you
probably hear me run make sure you get full stay on these hills before we run
over big trick right now is we don't want to stop moving if I'm him and you
You didn't get shot in admin that means he's probably left side which means he's going
to have an angle on us whenever we go to leave here which is scary.
I got to keep dropping my bag where I won't get my stand back okay so I'll let you go
up first if you want but you get a...
I'll wait for you, I'll wait for you.
Sorry.
It's all good.
Alright this is where we want to get all of our stand up because we don't want to stop
I'm not gonna move until.
I believe.
Yo, Coach, thank you for the
gift, baby.
I appreciate you, man.
I get some dubs in here for
Coach coming in with a big old
tenor.
I can't share my feelings.
Sure, you've been asked this,
but do you plan on playing the
new NoPixels server?
No, no, no.
I am a blacklisted.
I cannot.
Nor to be honest, would I.
I think there's a piece of me
that works just because viewership
and everything's good right now
over there, but.
No, I'm not
GTRP for me. It's
Probably something I enjoy as much as I did once upon a time. Yeah, sounds good. I'll be trial period
Okay
Good luck. Thank you
I'm out
Well, I've listed like, like, I'm shootin', they will not invite me, basically.
Which again, all good, no worries.
When you're, when the curtains are closing, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
I think the curtains are closing.
See the shots.
Inhead, just want to say big thank you to you and them and them for keeping up the vibes
and bringing my spirits up with clips every morning.
Stay sexy, big dog.
Yeah, I appreciate you, man.
Thank you for being part of the community, bro, and hanging out, chill with us.
Truly, it means a ton, bro.
Trust me, I appreciate you being here more than you appreciate me.
So thank you, God.
I feel fucking terrible killing these guys.
I asked what you said the guy who I killed is currently
Running no gear on no helmet no headphones no gear literally at all and just has a toss in his hand
That's the level 10 that I just killed with all that gear and the other guy hasn't even regeared
He's pretty much probably quit the game. Uh now you said that what were you saying before?
Wait, why are you telling me all that?
I just looked at the post I just looked at the post game. I mean these guys are in channels
these guys that was like hey, let's just try and
do this fuck it I hate this game for sure if you profile I killed a 5,000
hour he looked at your hours and went fuck
what you want it why don't you look so bad you look so bad
I'm gonna go look at it right now
Look at you. Yeah, you're not gonna be proud. I'm gonna look at it right now. We got it done doesn't matter. He did you were live fucking
Why oh
The finished answer the question. I mean bro
I
Listen, can I sit here and tell you the exact reason on why they probably don't want me in the server?
I really don't know what I've said, but what I will say is is that I have said a lot and I know I've said a lot
I mean every band that I've gotten I've talked about
Stuff that's happened in the server if they're right or they're wrong, you know, I've yapped about it
I mean bro, I I am the least innocent motherfucker out of anybody. I mean I have talked in a
Instounding amount of shit
Rightfully, so I don't take any of it back
But I have talked a good amount of shit about no pixel and about my time there
Although it was a good time and I enjoyed myself
There was a lot of things that they did that I didn't agree with at the time
I talked about it. So the fact of me not getting invited back again
I thought dude. I got no ill feelings towards them man. I hope that they do great
I hope that you know, they have all the success and everybody's having fun the majority of streamers over there
I enjoy I like them as people and I you know
I'm a lot different now than what I was whenever I played GTA all the time every single day, you know, so
Hey, nothing but the best to all of them truly truly nothing but the best all of them and I'm gonna be honest
It's very cool the fact that they are working with Rockstar and they're doing really cool things in the streamer space with it
You know, it's it's dope. I'm happy for him. I'm happy for him
I just
Terrible it calls
He has no idea. He doesn't even want to ask
Got another one
Okay
Talk to me. Yeah, I mean
Where are you at exactly?
Got him I mean I mean bro, what would you do wrong?
Type shit, okay type shit. I mean listen, there's one
There's literally one thing that you could have done better and it was after I mean these peaks that you did
shooting you would prefire the peak and then you would fall right back off of it
fantastic prefire the peak walk back whenever you peeked him and he
ADS and you like kind of looked at him for a second the reaction time there
definitely bad definitely bad reaction time a good player who's rocking a roll
and you're fucking dead in that moment no doubt and whenever after you shot him
When he peaked you shot him and he gave up the peak. I would also give up the peak
But until that moment like you peaking shooting going back peaking shooting. I mean, that's perfect now
I was trying to keep it. I was trying to keep an eye on if I got shot or not and he really didn't hit me
I don't think I think you know
Now when his ass if he
There's two times you should have died
It's that angle whenever you peaked him shot him and you kept holding it, right?
Anyone would prefire you there and there's a good chance you die
then when you reload when you when you get that reload on the wall what you
should have done is you should have double tapped our and did the fast
reload because that guy is so close to you if he was a good player he would have
heard this reload and just swung and prefired you which I think is what he was
trying to do but he popped a pk instead because he's fucking terrible and then he
He walks up, he walks up, he literally popping a stem as he's walking up and picking you
which again, don't know what the fuck he's doing.
And then you kill him and it's over.
So other than that though, the fundamentals of how you fought it, fucking beautiful, bro.
Truly.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
No problem.
Let's go baby.
I did good.
All right now listen, good news imagine, good news is we're fucking looted.
That is this. We're too looted. I don't have any space. Nothing. I can't even like dump all that. I got
gift scav cases I
Have two junk cases and that's what you're saying load them up. Yeah, load up the job. They're completely full
Oh my god, I guess I got a little bit of space in here
Guys, again, dudes, I don't know how to say it
without saying it 100 times.
Guys, I don't.
I truly, truly, I don't know.
Like, I don't.
I don't.
I have no idea the exact reason why I, me personally,
they said, no, no, no, you're not coming back.
I don't know.
If I did know, I would say it.
You know, I don't give a fuck.
I would say it.
I don't.
But do I understand why...
There's already a space.
Do I understand that out of everything I've said,
I've probably said something to where they went,
yeah, we ain't letting him back in, 100%.
I've said so many things
that I don't blame them for saying no.
At all.
I don't blame them.
If I was them, I wouldn't let me back either.
You know?
I committed so many murders that I couldn't tell you which one was the one that got me caught.
It is what it is. I mean fuck.
I don't know what you want me to say.
Could have been me shit talking in the Abbot's band of me.
Maybe. Could have been me calling roleplayers fucking cringelords.
Maybe.
Could have been me talking about everyone living vicariously through their characters more than they live in real life.
Maybe. I mean, there has been so much shit that I have yet just about roleplaying in general
that I mean the list goes on and on. I couldn't tell you. I have talked a lot of shit. A lot of
shit. So I don't have the answer for you, man. I truly don't.
I have no idea truly and if I did I'll tell you but I don't let me just there's plenty
of reasons. Plenty of reasons. Plenty, plenty, plenty. Plenty, plenty, plenty.
okay we're all good in my life
all righty i'm back are you all good are you ready
no bro you might want to play one bro like i'm it's gonna be bad i wrote a scam okay cool don't
I'll set factor.
countless slurs.
No, it wasn't slurs.
It was like, for example, like I got banned one time.
You know, they were doing like this government thing where they were having
like these elections.
So I thought it was a good idea to get people into helicopter and all of us
escort each other and spray paint things.
And like that was label power gaming or like, you know, another band that I had
happened to me, we were outside of core house.
I didn't get the verdict out like so I shot everybody, you know outside and got banned for that
Got banned for a guy hitting me while I was in a race and I just got out and shot him
You know I got bad for that
Thanks, man, I got bad I got bad one time
I got tackled by a cop and I went on a two-hour rant about how that cop was a piece of shit and I hated them
I mean I get arrested guy. I'm in the prison cells. I'm sitting there singing on a guitar yelling at everybody the whole time
Like dude, I I think pride and being a piece of shit during those times like it was a lot of fun
But yeah, I was not listen man. I talked my fair share of shit my fair share of shit
My fair share got I talked my fair share of shit. Whoo. I don't regret it
someone's up
well, what's up, guys?
come here, all of you
yo, you guys got scavs in here?
yo dude, you got scavs?
Oh, dude, you gotta answer it.
Oh, my mic's not working.
Shit, I forgot.
Let's hunt down that PMC over there.
Holy fuck!
There are a hundred of them.
Do I have any issues with X?
XQC?
Oh man!
Have I ever talked to XQC other than us being in like a nine man discord?
Has every interaction I've had with him and GTA been me and him going
Head-to-head and fucking hating each other absolutely the same thing with Buddha. I don't hate Buddha
But every time I have ever done anything with or around Buddha
It has been me versus him other than like sitting in trainwrecks discord gambling and watching him gamble
That's pretty much the only interaction I've had with either of them has been like in the GTA space me versus them
I've always been on like the opposing side, but again, I was I truly man.
I don't know how many times I got to say it.
I got no animosity towards any of them, bro.
They're doing their thing.
They're doing great.
They're having a lot of success.
I'm happy for them.
I could give a fuck less.
I hope they continue to do great.
I really, I really do.
I'm doing my thing.
They're doing their thing.
I'm happy for them.
Hey, all the power to him, bro.
All the power to him.
Happy for them.
to him bro. All the power to him. Happy for him.
On the animosity, Hutch has his towards salad. Amen.
Ha! Fuck salad! Unless it is a Jurassic Park.
And I like it. How you doing boss?
I'm good bro. They just told me how to fucking take the pistol grips off and hold all my
I'm so close to 3.0 scab rep. I'm so close
Yes, where's the sight ring shit woods car. I need to do ground zero. I did
my house I did
Customs I've done
Is there a car on sorry? I thought I was muted. Is there is there a car on the reserve?
Okay. I'm just gonna, I'm selling both of these now. So I really just have like woods,
the woods card to go and take. I've done the car on shoreline a hundred times. I did that.
It's a Caesar salad package from Publix with dino chicken nuggets. All right. We sell the
the guns. I did like how it's
yesterday with landmark when
we were getting chased down by
the stream cyber. How much more
time do you need? Do I have time
to go and take a car out of a
yeah, go, go, go, go. Okay, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go.
Stop chipping, man. No, no gear
here. No gear here.
All right, let's go do that real
quick, boys.
You can't hide, touch the sky.
All righty, and we have money
We have money all right, let's go see if we can't take this car out real quick
I
Get peanuts whiskey in the UK peanut has a fucking whiskey
Oh voodoo rangers, that's not whiskey. It's it's like I don't even know is that an IPA? What is voodoo rangers? I don't drink that shit
It is an IPA
Where is the co-op extract on the streets?
Want me to do a 30 day carnivore diet challenge?
Yo, bro, I'm gonna be honest, dude, I'm gonna be honest, whenever I was getting married,
okay, me and my wife got married in Vegas, and dude, I did a carnivore diet for three
weeks in order to be able to fit into my suit, okay?
Bro, I was on like week two and a half.
No, yeah, like week two.
Bro, I'm telling you something.
I couldn't trust a fart.
I mean, bro, dude, let me tell you something.
I mean, any fart, I was like, do I do it?
Like, I'd have this mental, this mental, like,
And this could be more than a fart, if I couldn't trust it at all, you know.
It was terrifying.
No, I didn't shout, but I came pretty close.
Multiple times, multiple times, multiple times.
I
Sounds terrifying it was imagine saying I do whenever you had to toot I
Do accident you know I didn't do that, but I came close
I do do
You guys are idiots.
Yo, is nobody playing woods?
Holy shit.
Two months to the man on my screen.
Yo, I appreciate you.
Thank you so much, pro spot.
Much love, dude.
Big haggis, I think I already thanked you,
but thank you again for the dinner, bro.
I'm gonna go use the restroom while we're queuing, boys.
I'll be right back.
you
you
you
you
Bro what is happening? Are you fucking serious?
Bastard.
Nick are you ready?
ready no don't come in like that bro what happened chat saying you were ready
you're just no I'm ready but like oh I just got done shit maybe I came off a
little fall out of my ass right sorry about that dude sorry about that you
know I just got done myself and you know you get off the pot you just yeah
sometimes you lose yourself you do yeah now you just went to war you come back
You wouldn't yell at somebody who just came back from Vietnam, would you just start you startled me?
Okay, boom I need a little bit of water water make sure you drink bitch pussy
So motherfucking like me don't get thirsty
I'll bring a little cola little cola little cola
Invite me I'm ready
laboratory 2 can craft you mad case dude do we have that that you're
generational
much can you invite me I'm damn it I can wait how you go
I'm in
you know lunchbox we gotta wait to level 25 for flea market we're level 23 and a
No, that's crazy.
Alright dude, they gotta remove that shit man.
What?
The fucking, not being able to do things until you hide that level.
I hated it whenever I was going through it and now I'm not going through it and I still hate it.
Yeah.
It's just stupid bro.
It's like hey, not only does everyone else, like here's my thing.
If it was at the beginning of the wipe, I understand, right?
You're trying to slow down, whatever.
But now, we were at a point in the wipe where not only is everyone stronger, faster and can do everything better than you,
but now you can't even buy this stuff to maybe put up a fucking chance.
Like, you just fucked.
I
Need more they taught me how to fold and unload
Hell yeah, I mean it's so much fucking room bros insane
Hell yeah
And I'll 25 I'm gonna buy all those different cases and organize everything my shit gonna look like a fucking
Oh, I should be so nice and you walk into a brand new grocery store. Hell yeah
Man
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, bro, open up my stream right now.
Open up my stream.
So I see Summit posted this picture.
Okay.
And I'm like, what is this?
So I click on it.
Look at the end of my boy.
This is Summit before.
this is
haha
haha
haha
haha
poor guy
that will make you
that will make you
no you can see this is AI bro this is AI 100%
this is fucking insane bro
that's the most fucked up thing I've seen ever
no it's the one it's the one you're on now at the moment his eyes is that real?
I think it's also probably enhanced to make him look worse
I think both of them right. I think that's real. I think it's real. This is chat said this is real
It's just a really bad picture. Oh my gosh. Oh
God
He had to be on a bender right there. Do yeah
That is like a
Bender of all benders
Holy
five on versus off. Yeah I have I
have. Oh gosh man had his who had
his brutal. How old is that guy.
Thirty six thirty seven. Oh he's
my age. Okay. Yeah. Damn. Are
Oh, no chat saying he's 40 39
I was gonna say damn like
I'm not talking shit to something but like that that was like that I'm I getting old
And I am, I don't am.
Oh, shit.
No, I'm gonna go, man.
That's the motherfucker right there.
I don't care who you are, I don't care where you're from.
He's on the Mount Rushmore.
He's on it.
100%.
Are we getting this delayed timer thing?
I haven't seen this as much as I've ever seen it today.
Yeah, I'm about to switch up servers.
I don't care, I don't care, I'm going to get in there now.
All righty, all right, yeah, we got switch servers back out back out back out back out back out back out
back out back out back out back out I'm 27 Nick you there yep good to go
I'm frozen
Chages asked me how old I am I told them and they said damn. I don't know how I feel about that
27 right 27
Young buck with an old soul you a young man
you look 37 what the fuck if me and Nick stood next to each other who would you
think was old be honest all right lie to me lie to me listen that like that
example brah I got reverse osmosis on the whole
I get my blood drawn every two months on 99.
He's lying to me, lying to me, lying to me.
All right, what about Tim?
What about Tim?
Who, who told you to hit me, Tim?
Damn!
Fuck!
I don't know, you know, with Tim's bald,
you got a full head of hair.
Something's, well.
I picked him.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Well, you know what, you're right, you're right, you're right.
I picked him, right?
He's bald.
Bald always makes him look a little older, right?
I
Mind you. Oh, we have you worked out today
No, oh, we're gonna go work out. I'm gonna go left. Oh like in the in the game. Yeah, of course, of course
You didn't lift this morning, bro. What the fuck I did I did it, bro. I
Lifted up at 630 making pancakes, man. Yeah, you live in the life, bro
Are we on a different me? Yeah, I get a so I take the three days off
You know and all three of those days that I have on
Actually, I'm a fucking trainer. I got all kinds of shit now. Really. Yeah, I go really really hard those three days and
And then before the four days I put your right though
I would really like to get up a little earlier if I can at least hit the treadmill or something, but
I
Get you taking that back through you like just straight to straight. Oh
Good for you good problem to have it's all good. It's all good
Traitor chef too late, who is this guy bruh?
You know, we've been doing uh, Kane's like whole training regimen, he's been sending
to our group and we've been trying to do it as well, bro that guy's a fucking animal.
Oh, dude, he's about it. Yeah, that guy bro came brown is absolutely fucking jacked
Do you have like a B&B up there or something? Like what?
Little something something you know little something. So it's okay. Okay, but uh, bro everything that he sends is just nothing but
Like super sets. That's it. It's all super sets. You do a chest KB man. KB. I don't know how he is
He has like what three?
Yeah
I
Raising Cain's not raising Cain's you fucking idiots
He hushed listen big dog, right? We we live the life man. Yeah, we do life. No, you and me
do, bro
No, like I said, you is no listen with that said, you know, eventually you got you you got to take this great blessing
It's been bestowed upon you
And you gonna have to start kicking that jib-dance
No, I hear you. I'm already bro. I'm already there. I'm already there
I'm at the point now. This is like my third week working out
I'm at the point now where I go in and I don't feel like dog shit, you know good like the first two
I'm happy you pulled the trigger man because you know what they say they say it takes 21 days man to
Make it like an actual habit, you know. Yeah. Yeah. So you're pretty sure that it going for three weeks. Yeah, and
And I'm at the point now where I'm walking in and I'm walking out not waterlin not fucking oh
Damn it
You know but I tell you say that I thought that my biggest thing was is I hurt my back
Really bad like my second year out of Pro ball and it was just like a show their ship
Well, that was in Pro ball. I tore my labor in my rotator car. That's what I ended up retiring for but whenever I got out
It's the shit bro. Yeah, whenever I got out we were moving stuff from our rental to our first house and
I pulled my back in like the worst of ways and I mean bro
I'm not kidding you that shit played me for like eight months. Maybe even longer probably over a year
Right, I couldn't say you're back. So like those dude
I couldn't walk I couldn't my wife had to help me put my fucking socks on like it was the worst shit
It was the worst injury out of any injury I've had because I legitimately everything I did from sitting to walking to
Sleeping it all hurt. Yeah, even like sleeping hurts man. Like you yeah, bro
Your spine compresses and shit. Well, dude, I would I would turn in my sleep and I'd wake up in like
Extrusioning pain. That's what I was smoking a lot. So that was the only way I could I didn't want to take like painkillers
That's like I don't like that shit, you know
Yeah, people get addicted to him quick listen, bro. I'm from the hills of
Kentucky everybody is hot some shit like that
And I am not ended up like one of my uncles or one of my cousins
Strung out on painkillers and methamphetamine that ain't gonna be me
No, you're good. It's it's a laughable thing
You get you oh dude everybody strung out on that shit
So I was like I'm not doing that so I just fucking dealt with it got to a chiropractor doctor rehab and fix the issue
But someone just walked in the other side
But what I'm getting out with this is like I was afraid of the gym because I didn't want to go in and hurt myself
And have to go through this whole fucking thing again
You know, but the reality is the longer you're out the harder it is to get back and the more chance you're gonna get injured in the first
Yeah, but it seems like you did a good job. It seems like you gave yourself some time and then now you're gonna lock in
That's that's like
So the servers were on they're gonna be a lot more like decent heavy, but there's gonna be a lot more people
Okay, I got you. There's already players here and my game is actively crashing. I might die
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna have to go into a room I'm gonna try and back up and I got an alt f4. I'm a near middle staircase, okay
Okay, I'm coming over to you. I'm gonna have to reset right now second floor middle staircase
I'm in a room and my game is actively crashing and it's not even letting me on top of a bed. I
Got all that for I die I die
No, I'm coming there man
They got to fix that shit man
Gotta fix it
All right, give me calm so I can try to like protect you. Yeah, you good
That that same room Nick that you got to fight and you're like I don't ever want to fight in there again
That's where I'm in second floor
You think it's ultra texture okay, I'll drop it
Yeah, there's baseball cards with me. I don't have any like with the Mets because I've never signed the contract for the cards. Dude, it's so predatory, man. Like when you sign your first card deal, they're like, we're going to give you 50 bucks and we get to sell your likeness for four years.
And it's like, bro, I'm not going to do that.
Was it all.
that. Bolt jammed. L.
Oh no. Shift L. Wait. What's
happening? What's happening?
Bolt jammed. L. Shift T. Shift
T. Got it. Are you fighting
right now? Was it, was it a
I thought I was shooting a player that was right for that one, I didn't know you were
in the Metzor.
That's it, it was a scam.
Bro, you know what's crazy, my brother plays for the rumble ponies.
Him and his best friend who graduated HS in the same class both ended up on the rumble
ponies.
Ah, that's cool man.
Sick.
I hope he has a great season.
Come on. I don't know. I don't know what what was fucked up
I think I like compressed my discs in my back you back. No, not back 72% loading. I
Think I compressed my my my discs in my back
But I also like with my back being fucked up and like walking on wonky
I messed my hip up as well. So I was just like, dude, I was dude. I can't explain to you guys
Unless you've been through fucking back pain
How bad that shit is it's coming from somebody who's had knee surgery
Elbow surgery shoulder surgery. I mean everything bro. It is by far the worst hamstring toward that bitch in half
Now the back is fucking terrible for these peaks
There's people big up fuck dude 88%
No, bro, I didn't take any painkillers. No way
That's just one of those things man grow up where I grew up you want to do that shit either
It's like growing up with a alcoholic parent, you know except for mine. It was people taking painkillers and
Everybody was struck out. You know, I didn't I didn't want to even go there like the vision apparently
the vision apparently oh and then also players also also also fucking players
yes please say bro if I die I die play for yourself I should be into it a
waiting the session start
I'm in. I'm in. Where are they at all over? Where are you at? I got a BD down in front
shopper. I'm on this staircase. There's one back left helicopter, a big, big boy, big
boy
Couple players at least I'm going third story
Do we have anyone hand on our side no
Is that you that's you walking by yeah
I just saw a flashlight second floor of west
It's gonna be a long raid bro. We just take our time be very methodical
So they're underneath now skybridge
I
One third
Where are you at exactly I got two black divisions down by helicopter at least and I shot this last guy
But he's just camping in these trees somewhere
player
Shot a player. Yeah. Yeah, no, it was 100% a player big big backpack swagger. You look like fucking Tony
Okay, I
Think I've seen him in the bush shoot it
No, oh
That you shouldn't know
So I'm shooting at somebody in a balcony West.
He's running, a little bit.
Under me.
oh
Yeah
Indeed I see them behind behind blue shed in the trees
He went from my right to my left
I don't know if he went down the hills and pop up far left side, but I saw him I hear him
I don't know what's going on.
I'm dead he's on second floor he could hear you run bro and he's gonna peak me when he
hears you splinting he's on second floor you hear him coughing that's him
First floor guys, bro
oh god man that's just so fucking infuriating man nick doesn't understand
when he when he starts sprinting and when he starts running the guy is going
to check where the audio is coming from who's the guy he's fucking checking me
in the middle of the hallway moving with purpose and I get checked because Nick
is fucking retarded and his full sprinting on third oh god that hurts
that one hurts bro that one hurts he's sold my shit damn it
And now I'm audio bugged I start the game all right so what were you guys saying what
What were you guys saying for me to turn down?
What were you guys saying to turn down?
Do you remember?
Texture quality?
Texture quality, texture quality, texture quality.
I don't see that.
This isn't even enabled.
Oh, I can't do it in raid got it. Okay, so I gotta do it out of raid. All righty
Your way shut up damn you damn you
language please fan med I'm not even gonna talk shit to him just ban him I
I don't know if you confused me and Nick a 30, but you're in the wrong place
You see my bag hanging through the ceiling
No, he didn't take it had he broke my arm and I wasn't pk'd up I was fucked
I got peaked me in that hallway. He jumped through the window peaked me in the hallway, and it was just it was over for me
only chance I had was getting a little closer since the dead-eye days lots of
love bro less than three yo much love to you as well like a z or leg day thank
you for the two months
oh I'm in pain I'm in pain I'm in pain I'm in pain I'm in pain boss I'm in so
much pain boss oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my lord
Alright, I'm back. Sorry about it,
boss. It's all good, man.
Can I explain to you how I was
doing that one though? You were
running over to meet him at the
corner. I know what you're
doing. I just I was in the
middle of the hallway on two.
I didn't know he was no. I
didn't know he was inside. I
had no idea. Did you? I didn't
know. I thought he was
outside in the tree still, so
Yeah, yeah, I think he's so you can you can go into
You want to keep my TV 110 for storage? So put all that that's great. Yeah, I know you put all that
Put all that stray loot down there and the backpack and the TV 110 and then move the TV 110 and then you're good
Oh, you can keep his Rick too
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but all the stuff in there and then put the TV 110 down below, but all
that excess loot and that, ready?
Okay.
We can't loot the other guy, can we?
Or not the other guy, the, uh...
You should get positive space from this as well, I'm pretty sure.
No, you don't yeah
You got to open up the backpack and then drag the BTR into the rig that's empty now
Now there is for sure unless he killed him I know no no there's there's at least two of
The black division out by helicopter, but I don't think that we do it, right?
I
Was alive we would but I don't know that's up to you
I think you got that type 20, which is a fucking that's my favorite gun in the game
That's a great gun
What kind of plates is that guy rocking?
He's got five. Oh, dude. Yeah, I honestly just call it a win if I were you
Okay, so I have this thin this is for times like this you told me to go
So take it and then I got to eat and drink though, right?
So I should make sure that I'm chilling on that first. No, that's Trimadol.
OBD2 is gonna kill you over time. So just make sure you got a salua key bonded and you'll just pop the salua
whatever you start seeing your head get like orange or yellow.
It's good.
You can climb through that window first floor and you can kind of see how that guy did it.
So you can just vault right through it. Yeah, that's how he would got in there. I didn't I didn't even hear the vault.
I didn't hear him get that you don't understand if you look that if you look at all that for my shit
you'll see I
There's no telling how he got there on my screen
He was on I thought he was on right side rocks because that's what I thought I was hearing but he was on where he was
He was behind the blue shed the blue shed by the helicopter bro. That's where I saw him and then 20 seconds
He made it all the way to your stairs. So I was spitting over there
He's already inside like that and if you know if he was and I thought we would hear him or something
Yeah, I don't know man. That's all good
No, you're good you're good. I wouldn't I keep your gun out right now. I wait till it gets like yellow yellow
yellow yellow
hey you honestly can probably just head to that extract and leave this raid
without even thinking about healing. You're so close.
Cheaters. I mean cheaters exist but they're not as bad as what people might be saying.
They were really bad. I think listen man, anytime a game's popular cheaters are going to be bad.
Tarkov isn't like super popular right now. It's lost a lot of it's like steam.
So there's less cheaters. It's always how it works
No, you're all good you're good you didn't know about it can't be mad about something you didn't know
About a herd that bolt that could have been very useful
Damn could a 10,000 hour fucking monster
I was gonna say bro. He you run around like he owned the placement. Oh, yeah
Ten thousand hours, holy fuck
I can't believe you child that staircase bro, you didn't give a fuck huh? I mean bro coffin sons of bitches dude
Good motherfuckers
Well, okay, I have your gun.
I got your backpack.
I'm going to keep your, I'm going to keep all your stuff in here.
Okay.
Yeah.
I got your rig.
I got to heal this plane helmet headphones.
I don't think I have headphones.
You do.
It's inside that helmet that you grabbed.
Okay.
Let me just let me make sure I have all this cake.
You look at my screen.
It'd be way easier actually.
Yeah.
Let me see.
Yeah.
I'll bring Caliq. I'll bring us a liwa. I'll bring your PBG. I think that's yours
Yeah, it's just gonna be the 32 round mags. Those are all mine
You can pull out all the stuff in the four slots below in the rig
Okay, boom boom boom
That's on the TV 10. Okay. Yeah, this is all going home
Yeah, all that stuff go home
repair it
Okay, you got your gun chill in there. You got a helmet. Where's your headphones are built into the helmet? You see him on the side? Oh
Shit, okay. Yeah, that's good. Let's go for me
Cash
That's jab night. Yeah, night. Yeah. Thank you. Is that good? I
Got your grenades to don't bring nades all ready
I'm bringing you four grenades. I'll run it mouse. I know bro war dogs is so close
it's so close oh yeah they changed the setting so you guys are saying that this
is what's fucking me
No, I'm not changing a bunch of shit we're gonna change this for now and hopefully it works
Yep, more dogs tomorrow.
Everybody's looking for something.
I'll make contact with yo Scott even a thousand bitties man. I appreciate the love, bro
Do do do do do
What's up, dude?
Tarkov.
What's for lunch? I don't know. I
Hardcore mic have run with nut. Yeah, that could be fun. It'll be D2. If you have one. Yeah
Thank you. I got you boss
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I just need to oh my god, I'm gonna go see little therapist lady
Travelled the world to a seven C's
Everybody
I
Mount Rushmore streamers I
Mean bro, I don't fucking know I don't know man
Hi, buddy I
See you I see you
No, we have boys who don't come stay hard.
Mortars don't stay hard.
Have a great day.
Oh, we so good.
Is that it?
I like it.
My mic!
How was Hell at Luz Vietnam?
It was fun bro, it was just.
Hell at Luz Vietnam is hard because it's like, I don't even know how to explain it.
it compared to war dogs. I'll be I'll say this I think the older hell that loose is better than
hell that loose Vietnam. That's what my opinion is. I think hell that loose the original is better.
How dare you. I'm just I'm just being honest.
I feel like Vietnam should have just been a DLC added to the regular Hello Loose game,
but they made it its own standalone game to be able to charge their player base more
money.
I think there's a place for it, and I'm glad that they did it, but I should have just
did it under the other game
yeah i i have no problem with it
i mean from a business standpoint it makes sense
i just don't think it was
as good
GI go home. Sky dragon.
Can I get that?
Yeah, here you go. On the ground.
Get on the ground, dammit!
Get on the ground, dammit!
Get on the fucking ground!
I'm telling you, right now!
And motherfucker right there is not real!
It's not real!
I got the Rams back-to-back. Yeah, I mean, that's not. I got the Rams. Where the majority
of-
Would you like to hear my parley the teams I got I need two seconds one
Or we really got football tonight, holy shit
That's your hawks I got see hawks
Unless the paths come out like they got something to prove after a rough ending to their last
year you know they come out spit and fire I think there's a chance they come out you
know blah blah blah blah blah I think
they're gonna get ran over so we'll see
So, this is what that guy did right here, Nick.
I'm here, I'm sorry.
This is what that guy did.
He came up here and just...
No, I just learned this. No, I just learned it. Yep. Yep. I've been doing this now. I did it when I was playing with you.
Oh, I'm going to shot. I'm going to shot.
Oh, no.
Just run to the side of the building if you need to.
I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.
Where you getting shot from?
I don't know. I don't know.
Did he hit me?
Yeah, he hit me a little bit.
I see him.
Where's he going to shot? Backside?
Backside.
Outside close.
Yeah, I just saw him. I just saw him I
Have your stream for you. He's out here somewhere
I'm gonna give this I'm probably gonna give this up you can see me before I see him
He's definitely getting an angle to look through these windows. So just careful. I know
We just act like he doesn't exist we're good stay away from the windows
Yeah, I can fucking
Pull up. Yeah, make a push
I guess the helicopter I'll loot this side. I do hear stuff underneath this thing this gab though
I'll put this on.
Yep.
It'll probably be on an angle starting about right now,
holding.
So.
I
Rattle
He was ready for that shit too by the way. Yeah, for sure. He knows that's new. Oh, he's still shooting from there, bro
You just shot again
I
Could have been bait
You shooting at him. Yep. Where's yeah, yeah, right corner back right corner gate back right corner gate
Boy, he's a big boy. I'm planning aggressive on it
Not a good aggressive spot. I don't think be dig here. What do you mean? I
I
Think BD are pushing over here potentially
Just chill just chill. This isn't someone we push
John I think BD just shot at me from outside. I'm on I'm inside. Where are you at? Okay?
Yeah, I'm right. I'm right here. Yeah, bro. I fucked him up man. Damn it
Just so hard when there's a tree shit. That was a BD. No, that wasn't a
BD. There's no way. No, that was a player. I saw him over here right over that hill. I just never had an angle
We're good, man. We're good. I know
He was oh he had on the BB gear apparently yeah
Look at these key rooms again on third floor
I'm by that three ten one the computer room. You want to hit this one?
Yeah, I was gonna do it, but it's okay. Come take it. Come take I got so many keys. I don't mind. You sure?
Yeah
Get used to it. Yeah, do it do your run. This is me running up on you. Yeah
Yeah, I think we're playing with Tony today season gone early, but he did it though bastard. No, yeah, he likes to go
Probably the gym we know him. Yeah, he's definitely working out
Oh, he just started to stream. Yeah, I'll jump in here.
PSU white audio
Run towards front door and it's not stopping which is a high-level player or a boss
the guns it's goons yeah careful you could be pushing you they are pushing me
He just hopped inside.
I have no idea where this guy went.
What the heck is going on in here?
We're getting real stinky. Real stinky.
Oh, that's me.
Good shot. Tell me we're ready for you after this.
this. I have no idea where night went.
You have third floor? You might be. Yeah third floor pushing you careful.
He can't he can't come through my door and hopped over so it's kind of like
He's back on first floor
Running outside now, but what in the fuck
All right, he's dead job
What the what was that? I killed I don't know who I killed but I killed one
Thank you killed
Her die a goon. Yeah, so we just haven't we have
big pipe left
Okay
That's that
We thought you the guy you killed is in a way better spot than the guy that good
You running no, yeah, no, probably big but
So much shit going on
There's a hundred scabs outside. Holy fuck. I'm afraid of this guy getting up on this peak
It's nice that tell her how'd you kill night?
No, you kill bird eye they just say night's dead because the peanut beam
Night's dead
I don't know where Bigbybe is.
Where are you?
First floor.
Where are you?
Saggivore.
Here's someone walking in.
Yeah, I'm looking.
are you at home? I didn't know if that was a fucking...
Holy
The fucking hundred of them
Let them have it let them have it dick let them have it
Let me operate give him hell son give him hell operate
I said I said all right I'm gonna go grab night shit you want to watch my back for a
sec sure I still think mr. guy you fucked up early mr. M80 somewhere out there
She's camping.
I'm a Nade out towards Helicopter, see if I can hear Bigfoot.
I just need to see if I can cap scabs.
Like I know who's the fucking scavenger.
It's good to see you.
I'm in the middle of a fucking war.
I'm in the middle of a war.
I don't know what I'm doing, bro.
Alrighty.
wash my back yeah we're yet I'm at front door
all right
we should scav on to make sure it wasn't big pipe
That's you know, that's not him. No, I don't think so either. I just had to make sure
I wonder what key this is
As potential as potential watch your head bro
Health resort damn it's a fucking safe key motherfucker
All right, are we get over here you want head to west
or are we gonna loot the boss yeah you will go out to the telepath and try
search this rig real quick
yeah I just don't know how much I can't watch you just another one of those
spots bro where it's really sketchy boss it's really sketchy boss but fuck it we
ball fuck it we ball coming well one of us probably die so only god knows we're
just talking
I'm getting shot from I don't know where
I'm killing a couple of scabs, alrighty
Are you ready boss?
Ready to go try and loot this shit?
Wait, did you just kill that scab right there?
Yes, yes, yes, yes
Yeah, I'm ready
All right Lord be with us you guys gonna be a minute or should I hold up?
Yeah, that's a boss
get the hell out of here, bro.
Oh, it's probably nice.
Remember, we're still worried about him, Eddie, man.
I don't know where he is.
I
You know say I mean I broke we
Don't know that was weird he shot me and just fucking runs
Okay, from what you're saying you gave him hell see my scared him off
The big chance
It's a big chance you zeroed out his plates, and he was like fuck this. I'm just gonna reset
There's also even larger chance he's out there in the trees waiting to fuck our ass
Yes, oh
This guy had crazy ammunition. Oh, that's that good shit right there
Yes, as a nine nine five nice
We got audio
I
Were you there right now in first floor one of the little side rooms
That you crunch it on glass right
No, no, no
All righty, so I was staircase
Not middle staircase, but the one that hey
Yeah, I
I love you, bitch!
I need the scav.
Move it like a scav.
I have to like a scav.
Alrighty.
I'm gonna go to...
What's it called?
Oh!
Huh?
Hello?
Hello!
Oh, can you watch it real quick?
Yeah.
Okay, sorry.
Oh, good.
I don't really know where you are, okay.
Wardogs are barred, nobody's safe, it's on site, hell yeah, hell yeah.
First spanked.
Got that, I don't sense I'm having that, I'll load this, got that.
drop that
I know we are all feigning for the war dogs man I cannot wait last day dude last day
I've been hearing noon
noon is the uh
Hi, baby
Yeah
Sausage was good.
She's whooping your ass.
Good, good.
Sure, and I'll take another water. I got it here. So thank you. And a nice...
Alright. I love you. I love you, bitch. I know, we get football and war dogs. Goddamn,
Peek! Peek! Peek! Tyler, thinking for the four months, man. We want to talk about war dogs. Stop it.
Okay, sorry, I'm back here. You stop it. All right. This ride. Yeah, war was good. Yeah,
great, actually. The fucking kid did great. What was it? What do you have today?
he had some stuff in front of him that he had to knock out.
Nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't matter.
Good.
That all went well.
Okay.
You want to go over to admin?
Yeah.
What we're doing?
Not a damn thing.
Not a damn thing.
I think.
Oh, I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
potentially there's a team in west okay that killed big pipe and I'm still
worried about him any man was in the trees I don't know where he is but big
pipe doesn't just like not push with his voice like he'd be the first one to
push I don't know where he's at
oh I just saw something in west
which I does
oh it's a scav
scav dead
what's that noise?
dude
what?
dude
well well well well well say it bitch
i got m nine nine five an entire
thing of it bro fifty pieces
hey what
yeah just on this fucking scab you just had a box of it bro
don't mind me bro i'm gonna lose the other scab
sure yeah please please please
i'll let you know what i get
oh dig
got the nut mask
huge
excellent
they're all yelling at me night vision night vision nice why did that what the
fuck you're the best loot my bad channel loot discombobulator bowl let me
let me lock back in man shit do it bro all right let's go
Okay, three man of Vladimir is walking through the woods bro scared the shit out of me
Cuz I saw that guy brother M80 man
He had on like a BD gear bro, I saw his helmet he had the little cup for level for him
So be the gear be the ammo. No, no, I wonder if like
There's a bunch of BD stuff around.
No, no.
It's BBD.
BBD.
Oh, BBD.
BBD.
BBD.
Well, big black.
Not to be confused with BBC.
Oh, no, no.
We're talking about the big black division.
Exactly.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
Just be careful, Tony.
Got it?
Because...
Well, some people might take it the wrong way.
Yeah.
You gotta be specific.
Yeah.
War Dogs is a casual mil sims.
I play arm of seven and my mil sim is more for people who are gifted in the military
mindset unlike that war dogs where it's for the casuals.
Do you hear yourself fucking talking?
Do you hear it?
Cuz I'll bully you I don't care, you know, I'll do everybody justice. I'll let you know
You're probably in your mid 30s talking like a fucking idiot 200k, bro. Oh
You good. Yeah, I just got done killing a scabbo
Cottage I got a cottage key. Isn't that for where we go when we
on another map
No cottages here
You just never see it because we always do a route that never really goes past
Yeah, but we didn't talk to see you sounded like a dumbass
It's a fun milson that's why people play streets, bro, they got thousands of drawers over there
I
Did you pull Intel's out of cabinets?
Get it. I love it though draw meta
Oh, bro, I'm gonna be fat boy, man. We leave you leave out of that make a pickup Tony
I hate my mom and I hate my dad!
is my dad beats me up in my room.
I do think we mixed up the raids today, Nick.
I don't know if I could take another eight of shoreline.
That's fine.
Go play a little bit of Streets today.
Oh, like, I'm going to play some more.
I'm down for whatever, man.
we made that money bro we made that money i got some kids now we got uh a new trader
playing with us Tony Tony the trader no labs wouldn't be fun oh what the hell was that that
of you
they gone labs wouldn't be fun for nick because he would just sit there and we were
fucking killing everything it's not fun bro listen to me i'm down to try one if you want
That's what you wanted to do. I'm down.
You could do labs, but I don't love labs anymore.
I don't either.
Just be careful. Be careful. Don't be comfortable.
This guy was just getting out here.
Yeah, I know.
Alright, boss.
I'm looking.
Alright, boss.
Yeah, I agree with you though, Tony.
I'm not a big labs enjoyer like I was.
Give me some night raids. Give me some night raids.
I feel like labs now Tony is everyone rushing black room. That's it. It's everyone rushing black room. It's been for a while. Yeah, everyone
either has the most gear on you've ever seen or no gear on at all 5050 split and
Look from the people that have the most gear majority of the time. They're fucking riding in a corner
I'll tell you I played I played labs with Trey. I got killed like three times all from someone laying underneath tarp next to red
And just killing me as I run through
Yep, that'll happen. It's all it is
I'm also down for the new match, but you guys
Know what you're saying the people are off it. Yeah, I don't know. It's like today. I said well when I was with the nut and then I
I actually killed a lot of people on them out, but
They're also a lot of dudes just checking it out for the first time. I
Got a lot of XP right there's cuz we kill the boss in two. Yeah, yeah, bird. Ah
Bro, he had a little M4 on him too, man, let's go dude. Let's go. I
Got some stuff man. Let's do it
shit
I
Get old bussy burglar and oh you're in a raid right now. Yeah, I'm in I'm almost out
I'm super bugged like I can't load mags or anything
Wonderful
Do you baby do you do you baby boo?
Cuz I'm gonna do me
Cuz I'm cuz I'm a fucking do me bitch pussy
I
Know Nick bro, I'm starting to get my level fives back up man. It feels good
We were down bad there for a little
What happened to us what causes to be so down bad I
Just don't want to talk about that. Yeah, let's talk about the good times. Let's talk about the good times
We're so good now shit. How many how many dollars you got over there and with me I
Got two point one
Three man, I spent the three
You don't understand the right eye guns. Oh, look at bro. You gotta see my aim. I got they're all folded there
They're probably so nice. Fuck. Yeah, I think I gotta get so we okay. I gotta buy an M4
Okay, hutch. I actually do need your help with something. Well, you won't this is like the last little piece of the puzzle right here
Okay, I gotta buy an M4 base. Oh, you're lower-swapping
Yes, yeah, just buy an M4
Okay, make room for both in force to be next to each other
Okay
You're gonna take everything off of the naked M4 that has nothing on them
And you're gonna put everything from the deck down in four on top of it. You're done
Okay, I'm gonna go to mechanic cuz chat saying that he has it there for me
Yo PSUs right now
130k a pop boys for PSU. Yeah
I'm trying to do it and I don't know where nobody knows where it comes and where it goes.
Letty make sure it hasn't gone up it has but what's the taxes on that I
Still don't think it's worth selling on the auction house
It is not budget people getting scammed
Yeah, I think we're just waiting on Nick whenever Nick is ready and we'll go we want to go Tony wanted to go customs you want to go streets
wherever
Sometimes you guys are trying to do
I'm down for anything. I want to go in some mark rooms ever since I saw you pull that weapon case and I got mark room keys
Yeah, right now. I'm so happy. Yeah, yeah, same. I don't know
How like how often that is or what other cases you can get but I haven't seen a weapons case in the market room in a very long time
very long time
What I
Chat chat just I can't stand with the guy me they don't got me the right way man
What happened what happened? They ain't doing shit boss. They ain't doing nothing about nothing
Man's got a cell zone ship through life
Hey, man
Hey, man, it's gotta learn bro. You know to me. I'm asking for the fish master. I'm gonna cast the fucking line Tony
I actually don't know if I can use an m4 I might have to just completely
fuck man this is unlucky right when this fucking guy Tony joins I'm not gonna be able to do this
what do what do what um I don't have any ammo for the m4 unfortunately
Okay, I got a free market and then I got to like swap all my attachments for one and four to another imports
Not just like just do this holy shit. No, no, it's do a bunch of things
You've never done before and do it right fucking now. It's we can get in the game
I thought that's what the fuck it is. Okay, don't make it. Listen. Listen. Listen. Just use the type 20 brother
Same platform
It's a better gun the one I got out that guy, right? Yeah, I'm 20
Yeah, that's what I was gonna do, but yeah, bitching type 20. Let me bring you some ammo
Well, let me oh see these mags work perfect. Mm-hmm
You can bring ammo. Okay. Love it fucking love it. Don't bring any mags
I'm not gonna sit there and wait for you to fucking load up your mags
I'll bring you I'll bring you better ammo too. I got a lot of like MA 5 6 a1. I'll bring you I appreciate you
What map are we going to do?
I gotta get rid of some of these keys.
Well, no.
Put that away.
I think, I think, we'll start customs.
We'll start customs.
Do you have a marquee for customs?
I do.
Eight uses on it.
Oh wow.
Yeah, the fresh one.
is that is that a really good
key? Best on that map. Yeah,
a lot of shit. Yeah. Oh, shit.
We're going to pull out some crazy stuff. Almost.
Just need a little bit of water. And the good thing is, Nick,
is we got to work on money. Oh, yeah. What's your money at?
I mean, I got money, but it's been going down quick.
Well, you have a night with peanut. It's just over.
But I want to fuck people up and I also want to press F a little bit, you know saying
100%
Bro, it's been honestly like my last week a Tarkov was the worst week I've ever played this game
The last couple days this week has been good. I
Don't know why
Tony do you think they updated the servers?
uh recently like made them better during the lighthouse update maybe maybe i don't know if it's
something that needs an update to do maybe they're just not getting d-doss i heard rumors of d-doss
i did hear rumors of that i don't know how true or false that is it was true i know
I
Were getting slammed like absolutely slammed yeah, I believe it
Like a godly amount of slammed
What do you use these tags for me? Can't you can't I trade these in for fucking off like big big tags?
I got all kinds of yeah, you'd be higher level traders though. Okay. All right, so we're going by I'm mostly
Can we do some of these tasks you think are you guys down? Yeah?
Yeah, that's a good way to go. Okay. We're okay. Well, if we're going to customs, I got a shit time. I think you got
You got a couple people the AK-74 you and you need to go in
I need his Hibbo lighter stash it in dorm room 303. I'll grab that. I have one of those. Yep
Okay, I got this Hibbo and
Then wait, do you have the 303 key? Mm-hmm
Waddle, waddle, waddle, here we come hunched towards tomorrow.
That's my dog right there, that's my dog.
Okay, we'll get that one done.
I do gotta kill people with AK-74U, we'll save that one.
No, we shouldn't.
No, just bring an AK-74U on your back, it's a secondary gun, and put a sight on it, and that's it.
Leave everything else bullshit.
And anytime you see a scav, just take it out, shoot the scav.
I literally see an AK-74U, top of your guns, the red one, top right.
That's a start.
And to be honest, that has a waffle on it.
You could just use that if you wanted to.
I'm down, I'm down.
What do I got to put on this to make it not red?
A grip, right?
You got to unfold it and you got to put a grip on it.
Yep.
unfold edit build but can't just like drag a grip I can't right yeah you can yeah you
can tell me which one to get you see these I've a matter doesn't matter the grips don't
play whatever goes on please work also you don't have to scroll you just press page up
up and page down to go into the bottom of your stash and to the top.
Right side between your numbers in the backspace of your keyboard, beautiful, oh, oh my god
I can do this like this the whole time.
Oh.
Wrong's hippo?
No, it's not.
Don't listen.
What's rule number seven?
Don't listen, don't listen.
Ah, that won't work.
Nope, you wanna grab those 60 round, six L 31 bags.
Grab three of them.
Those are big, aren't they?
Mm-hmm. Fuck it. Fuck it
Okay, low, I have so much a camel all right, let me see 6 ppgs. That's what I'm doing you want to
No, no, no, we don't want to rock pp here. We want to rock
Open it up again. Okay. We're gonna go we're gonna load all the mags
Yes
Let's load that one with a golden egg the very top one
And then BT as a second stack loaded with BT as well.
Yes.
Listen, listen, you're doing things that I'm telling you to.
The first mag you had, 30 out of 60, load it with the other BT now.
And then you're going to unload the mag, put the BT in first, and then the Egonic.
So you're top loading the better bullets.
Okay.
Got it.
There you go.
Beautiful.
mag we're gonna put in BS. Yes, okay. And then the third mag will put in 7 and 40.
7 and 40. Okay, and then we're gonna bring a BP. Then you're gonna unload that, you're gonna bring
BT as your backup ammo. And anyone in chat who's bitching about the ammo you're using for scabs,
this is also your main gun, you're gonna be using this to kill everything, so fuck them.
load up that yes for my ammo no load up the BT and that mag and then you're
gonna use BT as your top-up Emma
there you go far right back you want to load put away this type 20 right or no
yeah yeah no no you're good you're good that the ammo you have that 74 you bro
was going to fry anybody. I know it's just a site. I'm fucking horrible.
All right. You want me to bring you a different site?
Do you have a like a parable zoom, like a fucking
you have? Are you trying to run a scope? I'm chilling. I'm chilling.
I didn't know how to specter. Nice. Okay. So you're good. I'm good. Yep. Good.
All right. I did not know I had that.
Let's do it.
You ready?
Ready to go.
He's ready.
He's ready.
Sorry.
We had to go to class a little bit there.
Yeah, there's still more to do, but we're going to get done.
I can invite you, Bussey Berger, invite the group.
Tony what skin do you have on that's sick
it's the most recent one they added it's like a bandage like bloody shirt really I might
by that my matcha yeah it's kind of
sick right yeah it's badass you look
sick now give us fucking weapon skins
and make us not be half to play arena
to get on what are we doing why does
arena get all the bullshit I don't
understand
dude I killed someone today Tony 10
hours had level five plates a decked out
you know, you know, you got
a scar and a arena face mascot.
Really? Yeah, level 10. And he
is the only put like two raids.
That's the problem, dude. No
matter what they give arena
players, they will never come
over to the main game and just
have success. They are
off bro did we just get he's dead he's dead he's dead he's dead he's big he's big
he's massive bro what just happened wait stop right now what the hell is going on
is this arena bro what just happened that was it's fun late we spun late that's why
we found it like 30 seconds late don't mind me bro shooter born down no way
Yeah, level 23 and his name is literally I'm selling and he sold that
Bro if I would have died if I would have died like that I would have been fucking heated
Yeah, we swindled a little late
303 customs hold it down POP hold it down
I
Get those jeans on bro that tight ass bottom. Oh, you got to buy that
ass in the jeans
I like that bro. You get them fucking
You got those you got those thunder thighs on them. Now. What's that one gene brand bro that like that that fucking
Wrangler
Levi's
Florida, bro, you know, we're Jesus death here, man. You don't
wear jeans. I never really die out here, bro. I mean, bro,
I'd have so much balls sweat.
Would you listen, bro? It looked like you back. Do I see the
outline of your underwear underneath the jeans? No, that's
just ass sweat. Yeah, I'm with you, Tony. What the fuck, bro?
I was not done. Hey, that might be the first time ever that you
Stop shooting and I finished it ahead of my
Are you guys that right now?
He's been a dip towards bus stop
Yeah, I'm sharing second right now coming up now
There you go, boss. Thank you. Thank you. That's my guy right there, bro.
A little door opener. Look at you. I got a stash here.
Nice. I'm looking for teammates. Are we for real? Oh, Tony, guess what? I got another bug.
I just found, remember how the in two story, you should be able to look through the windows in three?
Yeah, come over to me in the curtain room. You can do the same thing to two-story from three now
Yeah, I know about that. You know about it down
My stream side yeah
He's big he's big he's big I'm for big bag
But you work
Yo, what's up with you, bro?
What's up, bro?
What's up with you?
Billbark Towne
Towne
Towne, I love you
That's kind of big
I made a nest
I made a nest
He really ran at you, bro
He fucking ran in
He fucking ran at you
Yeah, I respect it
Respect very rare in these streets nowadays. It is that's why I gotta I gotta give credit
I gotta credit man's hitting W credit
Yeah, you vacuum this shit
All right mark he was kind of ass yellow key card that's it
It's a V and then okay that one. Oh my god
where you see shit over there bro
oh my god bro that yo level six armor takes it's a two by three that's all
big plate wait what are you talking about
It's just a little bit of goo.
Something else running outside?
Alright, the doctrine's done.
you outside
uh... make you start shooting these caps
do you understand
it's like a man
i hear you
You don't say you're not comfortable with me.
This will sell well, right?
Saga, yeah, yeah, take it. Sell that, John.
100k you just say a 100k dude
I just don't want to wait that's all it's definitely worth taking this up no doubt
Tony where are you at oh my gosh there's moonshine underneath the table in the
kitchen what hot from failure is that normal let me look at these tasks I have
for customers stash a trigicon a Reaper scope behind the trash containers at the
new gas station on customs, um, okay.
And obtain the terror group shipment, some customs, and then hand over the found information.
Can we go find obtained the terror group shipment list on customs?
Isn't that where you can look through the window, Tony?
Which one is it?
My people haven't been able to access cargo yet.
There's anything of value.
Oh, no, that's in the new building.
Yeah, you need the key for that.
Any company key apparently yeah, I have it. I just didn't bring it
Locate obtain any evidence that could help with the investigations case
Custom locate obtain any information that uh, that's this room
218 I think I have that key 220 key
218 K
Well we can reason isn't it?
Oh
220 yeah, you're right 220. I do have it. I should all right
Let's go take let's go take car and then come right back and go get those crossed on
Right here
Well, we can kill scabs. I'm already already in right?
Yeah, is there no more scabs? Not here. We'll have to go across the map. Yeah. Yeah, they'll be hella scabs
Yeah, you're sure
I'm getting credit when you guys kill scabs.
No, because we don't have the same gun.
We're at AK's so we can't.
Where is he?
I'm proud somewhere.
See what I'm saying bro?
Run a two story boys?
Yeah we can.
I'll run a garage tonight.
Just watch out.
Watch out.
Who's that?
Who's that?
It's Tony.
It's Tony.
It's Tony.
You checked the guy who killed us that ice cream?
Is that a four?
He had like a nose or something?
Got you.
one first four
scab right here scab right here Nick
see a little bit you know Sam Jesus
I got him man
Oh, I got this
No, it's right here, I think right here right here on this wall
I see it too. Yeah, you're right. It is in there. All right. So we just go to mechanical
area yeah we saw we saw close your age quit fucking so funny I don't know you're
looking at my dude I there's no everything it's like I'm terrible it's
terrible I don't understand it I got yellow actual trash yellow out of
and I found the moonshine underneath the table so I've made my money.
Any more for me, Bob?
Not a tell-all.
You want to carry that around?
No, don't bother.
Oh, this is complete ass.
Complete ass.
I think it's all in my house, bro.
Holy shit.
Now PR in tracksuit.
PR in that shit.
Do you see the $2,000 iPhone, whether they release another iPhone?
Y'all remember when they released those like
like cheap iPhones, or they
would like you drop them at
any time they would fucking
break. You never know. You
never like the plastic back.
I had one of them.
Oh, I found company key.
I think we need to get a little bit more of the key.
Nice.
Is that what we needed?
Yeah, you want to head over there and do that quest?
Let's go, let's go.
Yeah, yeah.
Keep it on me so if I die.
Let's do it.
Let's go.
Moving up.
I heard that, yeah.
This hill is always a nice little popular area.
this hill is always a nice little popular hill
oh bro it's disgusting
yeah this specter site's horrible
I tried it's like when you were like I got a specter I'm good I was like wait a minute
what?
yeah I didn't know what it was about
the 1x is like it's not actually 1x it's like 0.9 or 0.8 it looks like
I feel like I'm too big.
There's a scab down there Nick.
There's a scab behind us Nick if you want to kill it.
Scab up top Nick where I'm looking on top of the building.
Sniper scab.
He's got any goodies on him, he might be rich.
Are you getting mad?
I'm getting rich.
He's got a vertex on him, hello.
Good morning.
Oh, so it's war dust at noon, Easter tomorrow?
What's the deal with that?
No idea.
There's no say?
Yeah, no say, no say.
say and I'll say
your question here brother
yeah we'll teach we'll teach Nick
reserve for sure
Reserve is always hard, bro, because anyone like a full upstairs is a lot anyone who's on reserve is also like
Kind of far farther along with their quests
So there's not really much like freebies like oh you go in there. Oh, it's level five of four. It's like everybody is
Killer be killed on that map
Don't look at me and lick your lips like that, honey
Yeah, I already opened so did we do it like no you got to grab a folder in there and there's the thing I grabbed it but I
think it's it got a shock to it. Oh you're good.
Get all these boxes real quick. Yeah I'm just gonna do it like money is coming slow lately.
Coming in slow. Nick there's a scab down here if you want to come to me.
me. Let me get these these things that I'm coming. Don't kill them. Well, it's also just lack of
looting, but if you don't loot, your money drains. The goons are dead on me. No way. Yeah,
remember when I said I could get the goons? But that means that there's probably someone
close. They just killed him. Yeah, well, he could be. You might have taken flair. I didn't.
I wasn't really paying attention.
That could be in Krakow's.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, there's blood that's...
Is this a good scope, Chad?
Okay, remember.
No.
Yeah, you cut him with a SVDS, sir, not SVDS, a AVT-40.
Drop that bitch.
Can't move it.
I
See a guy he's inside Panda
Top look at my stream. It's hard to tell you so like if you're looking at the top windows bottom windows
Just saw the barrel of his gun directly in front of me
Okay, and those broken windows I say yeah
Like the lower parts lower part. Yeah, just saw the barrel of his gun stick out
You bait with a nade yeah, let me throw a nade. Yeah, let me throw a nade my arm stand
Just don't stand up. I'm not standing up not standing up
Hit that
to help see works he's in panda you said yeah yeah I don't think he's interested in us
us.
I need it.
Giving it up.
Not a stab anyway.
Yeah, it means one.
Are you running in?
I hear, no, but I hear people outside
into our left.
On me, he ran in player.
There's something outside into our
left too.
kill them nice outside left close close crabby
and i don't i can run across i can run across
try and bait for the sound it was like turn them on this nade
I
Top crack is closed
Maybe even in the divot I hear another one I think closer to me unless it's you guys
Yeah, shoot sniping sniping from Panda from Panda you just shot from Panda
You really?
Yeah
for sure
I don't see him on the side peeks
I don't see him in the same window I saw him before prior
No idea
Do you shoot at you?
Nick can you come to me so we're together do you shoot at me? No, no, no, I just heard shoot I shoot you guys
I don't me could be scab
I'm back to garage. Yeah, I'm holding your belly
Are you in you're in the company building? Yeah, so it's a building. Yeah, I call that junk
by the way because it's like a jungle jib in there. Come back.
Coming back as well. On my door. Could be scared.
I'll kill him if it's scared.
I think he went...
Yeah, over here, if you walk outside and look right, there's a scab just crouched in the
middle of the open right here, Nick.
I'm coming in.
No, no, just look right.
to your right right here oh it's a bug scav you came and Sam I can't shoot him
either okay holy shit that little glass crunching so intense when there's three
players we always gotta check where the fuck we each other yeah that's
I don't know what that was English wait what's going on on Twitch what's happening
you got three people it's like keep just sprinting to a minimum because otherwise
You just can't hear shit
Yeah, you hear that Nick keep the sprinting to a minimum
Well, if we're in the open and we're crossing like an area, yes
But if we're just like if we're all in the building like chilling, you know, like you kind of want to sprint everything
It's better just walk so everyone can listen
We were on shoreline and the guy was creeping on us
Nick was full sprinting on third, obviously audio sucks
So the guy swings me and just beats my fucking ass
Yeah, yeah, be careful of Panda
Oh
Nick are you ready folding there's a folding iPhone now I have a couple players scabs the loot and then I'll be ready
Yeah
You got a folding iPhone supposedly an iPhone just came out like two brand
yeah that's what I'm hearing what Apple debut is 18 pro and 18 pro max
holy shit the thing's fucking massive I don't I don't see it folding though I see
it there I'm sending it to you on Twitter I found duo
Look at your DMs. Oh
I wait what the fuck. Oh, it's like a square
Yeah
Holy shit
Kind of wild looking
Yeah, I was wondering what those phones though like the crease on the screen where it folds
I
Yeah, see that would have no way to shit out of me if there's like a little bit of a crease there cuz I don't think it's perfectly
Flat I mean maybe I'm sure Apple probably nailed it
That bitch was a Samsung there be a crease right down a middle of it
That's kind of cool I kind of want to I want to hold one and look at it. That's kind of cool
Yeah, but at the same time, it's like, dude, could you have that phone for four years and
not have any issues?
Yeah.
That's what I'm thinking too.
You dropped that bitch.
You got seven screens to worry about something breaking.
You got some Dorito crumbs in the crease.
That's what I'm saying.
You know, that's something I really got to worry about.
Come on, Nick.
Holy fuck.
Let's go, man.
What's up, bro?
I'm sorry bro. Damn. We're leaving you. We're leaving you. We're leaving you. We're leaving you.
I don't have to use my phones. There's a scab hutch here. I don't have to use my phones, but I also want it to hold up.
Like, if that thing's in my pocket. We're shallow. We're shallow. We're shallow. We're shallow. We're shallow.
I scared the fuck out of me here. They are a bad spot
That's scared the shit out of me bro, I peaked that and I thought I was dead
I'm moved in real life. Yeah, they're by the stairs Tommy. Oh shit. What's this?
where where where where I saw me it's all the way back where we came from I'll be careful
then get on that gunner Tony yeah now some of them are right he was on the outside wall
all past the crack like the uh... the window peak
uh... whether you're streaming a discord
now i'd say this shit up and having calls that i expected like two seconds
this guy
the window with a window
and on that
I'm making noise and they do a peek I'm like
Hey, just jiggle that
He's right
There's two there's multiple
Where are you guys?
Yeah, I just shot we're inside to your left. There's a mechanic. Yeah, okay. That's they're in mechanic now. All right
They're running outside
or one of them is one's inside one's outside I think
but you're you a mechanic or you're all in the back I'm yeah I'm with the
scabs are a mechanic yeah are they scabs you say the mp7 yes yeah but they
picked it up later scabs
I
Don't just ran into
Don't come through that door unless you're telling me yeah, I hear you I'd love to go push the other way
I just don't think I get through this window Tony. I'm coming over to you
I'm just peeking at it right now.
He's fucked up.
No baby, I'm good, thank you.
Milvify, sorry.
I love you.
Yeah, I got the MP7 from pipe.
They found pipe.
Yeah.
Lucky you're alive, bro. You think that he
No
Oh shit.
Oh, dude, they had, yeah, these guys had fucking gear on.
Oh my god.
Let me get some stuff, let me get some stuff.
You get APSX?
You laid a headshot of APSX, bro.
Yeah, you got it, you shit.
Oh my god, I wanted it, you didn't have it.
There's more shit, Nick.
Let him loop back.
You come with me, let's go kill Rishala.
Oh, okay, we gotta be fast, dude, we have four minutes.
Four minutes, you have flair?
You have flare yes, I do all right cool. Yeah, we're okay
Should have rained some nades on them hopefully kill a couple
Got one
I don't really know this area that well. I'm just trying to stick with one of you guys.
Yeah. They're still up there. Cross your muscle in the stairs, yeah.
Actually, one of them might be outside. No, they're above.
I'm up here
I'm up your stairs
Got another
Got another one
Got another
One more
Careful Nick
Nice
All right, should all be done.
That was Rishala, right?
Yeah, he killed Rishala.
He's a prollowed up, super thick.
I think that was the guy who killed Papa Sergus.
The tank is going pretty hot, sure no.
His gun's good.
I mean, I don't know what he has.
I don't know what he has.
Just think we got three nuts going down.
Just grab shit, man.
Just grab whatever you can.
Just start grabbing.
I'm gonna come you're hungry and thirsty I'm hungry I'm hungry
I
About a long raid holy shit
Nick looted the same building for 25 minutes, I think
Fuck you bitch.
Fuck you.
I feel you ready to go.
I gotta loot this cab.
Can I hear a bullet?
I hear a bullet, and you go, I gotta loot this cab now.
That one scab on shoreline ruined you.
See that?
I'm always looking for him.
You're looking through every single one, bro.
Look at little, look at little Grimlin.
Little Grimlin.
The problem is I don't know who I'm killing.
Problem is I don't know who I'm killing. Okay. I don't know if it's a scab play toys like you gotta loot these
All right now now I want you to hit next I want you to tell me how many player scabs you actually kill how many people comes up
I can't read player scabs. So dude. You there was a lot of players guys. I thought you were
Going crazy a little bit. I killed to a boss and a sniper. I had
So my chat said the dick that cried player scab.
Bro, two, but the last two you guys killed were decent, no?
Come on, they were dead.
No, for sure.
No, they picked up goon gear.
They were gooning scabs.
So they were, yeah, one of them was thick, honestly.
That's what I was trying to say, man.
He had MP7 and tier five armor.
That was basically a PMC.
That was more gear than most PMCs.
Than most PMCs, yeah.
I think I was fucking juiced.
Well, the hell.
Yeah, OK, help.
The pair.
Trust me, I give you that hobby moving fast.
I know the only way they have a home, maybe.
That's why runnin, runnin, just looking for ya.
We're not gettin' doin'.
We're a hit, APSX or not.
That's kinda nutty.
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum.
Some of my songs can be my mental though.
No.
Oh shit.
Alrighty!
Ready to go.
Who sings this song?
You need to keep it that way. I know what you're trying to say. Fuck you
25 dirt play we got a look for a swap this game
Her name complete. There you go
We're at the cell man, holy shit, I've had this problem in a long time
Complete oh yeah the drip Tony I'm completing class. I'm completing them
I'm not going to play with me.
I should give you a lot of money.
A lot of cash room.
Where's that outfit at underneath the peril?
I guess so.
I don't remember exactly.
Should be.
Oh, it's the ones where you're all we're all wrapped up in those bandages.
Bandaged, yeah
Yeah, I like that let me grab that real quick yonder
You get the muscles up
Now can I wear that if it's a it says bear watch can I only wear that if I'm a bear can I wear a period you
Know you have unheard right yeah
So you could wear any and you mix a match any they really did hook up the unheard people mine. Yeah
Yeah, I guess they did just they did
Wait, so if I still if it says I can still buy more stash space I
Can still buy a more
Area, right?
Like all there's a couple of them that says received and then there's a couple that don't say received
No, I don't I think there's still some that you can't buy if you have unheard. I believe
Like these say received these ones say
20 out of 80 improve your stash two lines I
Don't know whatever fucking have you put that big booty hoe in your in your hideout yet, Tony
Well, I would now the stripper
Now you got the stripper no, I haven't got a stripper
Yeah, I don't know how I'm gonna get the stripper pullin' my hideout.
Now my wife walks in and I got that in there, she beat my ass.
No, no.
Oh babe, I'm playing Tarkov, I'm playing Tarkov.
I'm sorry, stop, put the sandals down woman!
Stop being chat baby, do it!
Put the sandals down!
Sandals, who's gonna beat you with a belt?
Nah bro, it's her, her like anytime me and her getting an argument,
You know, I'm ready to throw a haymaker or a sandalus pulled out to every time she beats my ass
Where do you put the bandages on
What a character overall and then do the drop downs in the bottom left
So I do you might need to restart your game for it to
You have it
What's it called? It's called
Bear Watch. Sometimes how to
see and lower on from the
battle pass.
No, listen, listen, I want to
hear nothing, bro. If you don't
know what I'm talking about,
Italian, okay?
You got an Italian wife. I promise you you gonna be tussling a little bit
You're gonna have to you know, it might be like a nice cool calm day next thing
You know you're fighting for your life. You're fighting for your damn life
My wife's Mexican you'll be dodging shoes. See you get it you get it. It's part of it
I
Like this
Watch I know you're excited for tomorrow. Oh
Bro, I am yeah
I mean that shit got me pumped up. I wasn't gonna talk about it
But peanut kind of sold me yesterday. I had a meeting with them
And they were telling me some cool stuff. So I'm excited. I'm really excited
I'm really excited those guys
They definitely
You know, they got a lot of cool plans
They seem like good devs. They really do
Just like the way they communicate and the way they talk
They seem well, they're just bro. They're just like I know a lot of dev team say it
But like dude for the vibes I got just dudes the dudes doing dudes stuff
The vibes I got was it's a couple of guys like if me you and Nick were smart enough to make a game
I feel like that's the type if Nick was smart enough to make a game
We're going there we go. I feel like that's that if I was smart enough to make a game
That's how I would want to run things, you know, so I I I really enjoyed
I would feel in that way.
The walls they happen to.
It's about war dogs though it is.
No, it's talking about them being cool.
That's it. I know you hate the game.
No, I don't hate the game.
Nick hates war dogs.
You heard it here first.
And he hopes everyone dies.
Come to the path of the light
on the keyboard.
That's not happening.
Why?
Nick, they keep the training wheels
your whole life. They already
whooped fucking grandpa's ass on this shit, man.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Can one of y'all invite me?
Oh, it will almost.
Yeah, what's your name again?
How'd you miss?
Touching the prime, right? Yeah.
She's going to buy another one.
How many boxes do you guys got?
Junk boxes. Three.
That's a good call. I can load these up.
Why is this not going in my jump box? What the fuck is going on?
Yeah, I don't hate the game, man. You hate the game. It's okay to say it.
I don't hate the game. Oh, it's like it's like
You don't hate the game. You're just trying to dig a hole with a with a fucking spoon
for right now because it's new but when you watch that when i watch you or tony and these guys play
like yeah you guys are having fun now and it feels good now but you can't tell me the feedback on
that game is like it's great it's just it's not you hear this tony you hear this i thought it's
pretty yeah the hit mark isn't well i kind of like for right now all right listen both y'all better
keep this fucking energy if you're gonna rail me now you better keep this guy no no because listen
I don't know the the just at least be real
I'm being rich. They're cool. I think they I think they're cooking up something nice
They need to improve controller a little bit because it's like horrible
That aside though like the gas that we're giving the game
You would think this is like the best fucking game of all time. So I'm just saying I'm real
You better be on it past like a week or two weeks if you're gonna be talking like that
Oh, I get that all I'm saying is I don't know where the fuck any of this animosity is coming from bitch pussy
I have no idea where any of this is coming from
You're preaching like we don't even suck in their dick
You're only preaching like we're sucking their dick
Bro we're literally saying that the game is exciting
The game is exciting
There's nothing else on the market bro
I don't like it games
It instantly goes
This game fucking sucks
The fucking controller aim assist isn't up to my standards
Fuck you. That's not what I'm saying in no way am I saying that this is the greatest game ever made
I'm saying we're gonna get a good month out of it. Maybe hopefully God bless me. I hope and I pray
I know man, but I can't I aim it and it pushes me away
Yeah
That's a big part of the game
At your control. Oh shit, I can't I can't we can't have that conversation. I don't deal with it
No, no, but listen if you were a minute on keyboard a mouse and it was pushing it away or whatever
Big-ass bug I would I would be sitting here like yo, they gotta fix that but you're over there like
Because it does
You're totally he's that ass I'm just saying they need to fix it like that like it's insane
Yeah, I can't speak about that. I don't use bro. We've had to play test and we're going into the early phase
Game I don't disagree with you improvements on the roller. That's all I'm saying. So it's much harder for me to get as excited as
Yeah, nobody's gassing it up. I think I'm
You're not you're fucking funds for a while
Hopefully they keep
You're fucking not
Spit on that shit hit it from the back one. Yeah, you're fucking nuts. You're fucking nuts
Dog I proud. Oh my god. You're fucking dogs, bro
You're nuts Jesus Jesus you're off your rocker. I
Don't know talking about it right now. I think the double wrist II think I'm walking like you
I think you aren't having fun
So anything that I say is enhanced by 2x because you just don't want to hear anything positive about it fun
No, I had fun. I did it's just it's a little it's just
It's a little rough playing the game in the current state, but I did have fun with the boys,
bro.
And you are also-
The way that we're talking about the game, you would think that this is going to have
legs to like, I don't know, like we were playing it for months and months and months.
I'm just not seeing that yet.
You're also talking about it like I didn't text you after the first day and say it's
a glorified battlefield.
I literally said that to you and on screen.
I think that thing is-
And then I played it more.
No, but what has changed, I know, but what has changed from that day to like now is when
I'm done people figured out how to actually play the game exactly. That's the main thing people
Exactly how the game works and they're better at it and they're utilizing the mechanics in the game more exactly
But how is it not still a glorified battlefield because?
Because fundamentally how you play the game you don't play the game right bro
Like you don't you will be sitting there in the middle of bumfuck Egypt for 45 minutes
I'm going Nick we got to go over here. You're like
I got a lot of you don't play the game the way it's supposed to be played and when you start you'll enjoy it
But until you do you were in the big if you were in the base like courage JD making bombs and shit
And maybe I don't understand but bro you take people on chopper runs man. You weren't doing anything special
I miss you are you fucking nuts? We captured towers. We're doing chocolate runs. I did take runs
We're fighting for the circles we played we were go now the last time we did everything bro
like you just don't know we're
actually working crazy. It was
a lot of fun. Me courage and
landmark played on that last
day and it was some of the most
and some of the most fun we've
ever had because we just stuck
together. We played the OBJ. We've
got let's take a tower. Let's do
this. Let's do that and it we just
had a great day.
So for me, I'm cool with that.
I'm cool with that. All right. I
like I'm that as I don't want
exciting as you guys. Yeah. But
don't say we got it up for no
reason. That's why you can tell
me I'm crazy. But listen. If
you if you were playing on
playing this game for a super
long time I understand the gas
but like I don't see you guys
grinding this shit past like a
week or two weeks max. But that's
where our mindset is different.
I might be fine with a game
coming out and I play it here and there and I have a great time.
Agreed it.
Agreed.
And I'm cool with this game.
Pushing a month.
Max.
I'm excited for that.
I don't need a game that I'm going to grind for months.
No, no, sure, sure.
But the gas that it's receiving, you would think that you're
going to play the game for a lot longer than just a couple weeks.
That's all I'm saying.
That's because you're referring to that.
I'm talking about the game for a full week.
No, I'm not.
You've been gassing the game for a week.
And it's cool.
I'm fine with it.
But it's just that would indicate that yours, that this game is
gonna just take over. No, no, I have never said that. I've never said that. Never said
that. I said, I said that I am going to have fun when the game comes out. Religiously have
fun on the game for the first few weeks, three weeks. I said it. Let me finish. Let me finish.
Let me finish. At a month. I don't know, bro. When everyone has tanks and helis and all
this shit unlocked I probably won't enjoy the fucking game but I don't I don't
look at games like that I look at games like can I get a good you two three
weeks and my money's worth good I'll play it and I'll have fun I don't do that I
play the game that's where we're different fun I don't go the next day I'm
with a hunch I'm a hunch that's what we're different for now right all right if
I get something new and different to play for a little bit and I have a great
time I'm happy I get my two orders of Chipotle worth the money that's it
I'm good.
Me either way.
Have fun.
You're gonna play the game, bro.
We're gonna revisit this conversation.
I'm probably gonna play the game for a day and a half, and I'm never gonna play the game.
Oh, bro, don't go into that with the fucking mindset like that, bro.
Dude, I've been doing like ten hour sessions with you.
No, listen, chat, you retardin' motherfuckers.
You don't understand that the reason why we're having this conversation is because I want to play games with Nick
And if he doesn't enjoy it, we don't play games you fucking morons you idiots shut the fuck up
That is all this is and Nick you gotta go in with an open mindset bro
Cuz if you're already like this, you're not gonna want to fucking play the game even that day
Well, we played what we had how many different streams did we play like four? It's not like I haven't played it
Yeah, but all four of those streams fucking suck because there was 25 people at discord and we didn't play
We didn't actually play.
We were never together.
We didn't do shit together.
I was flying a helicopter and you were in Vietnam.
I promise you tomorrow I'm getting on
and I am excited to play.
I'm ready to feel it out.
I hope that they make changes.
If they don't make them by tomorrow,
I'm still gonna be excited.
Calm down, you're all prepared.
I'm like a preparation guy.
I'm just preparing.
I hear you.
That's all.
I hear you.
That's right.
I hear you.
I'm not leader anymore.
I don't know who hosts.
It's you, Nick.
You wanna right click on my name
and then just pass lead.
Done.
I mean, but bro, like, dude, and I'm gonna tell you guys this
because I'm done yelling at Nick.
I'm gonna yell at y'all motherfuckers.
I'm sorry that a lot of you people are miserable fucking losers.
Like, I'm sorry for you.
Like, I really am.
And I hope that you get to a point in your life where you can see
games and hear about games and get excited about them again.
Know that the industry is fucking I think part of it lost you I know you've you've you've played a hundred different games
And all of them have sucked and you just can't find the right game. That's fun. I I'm sorry
I know why you feel that way
But I'm not that way and I'm not gonna be that way when these games comes out when it was fucking marathon
When it was our graders when it was all these other games that we've played
I go in with a little bit of optimism
Hoping and praying to the good Lord Almighty above that the game is fun
And it's a good time war dogs was fun. It's a good time. I had nothing but a good time after day one
Day one. I said, I don't know how people enjoy this game
It's a glorified battlefield and as time went on I enjoyed it more and I've said that since that day
Since that day when I didn't like it. I told you when I liked it. I told you
So none of this like gassing up bullshit like what are y'all fucking talking about?
I'm sorry that I'm excited to play a game
Suck my dick!
Well, like, bro, I mean, I'm about it. I'm down to try new shit in play, you know? I just... fuckin' hate.
I mean, LawlFrennus Hatch is looking towards something fun-fresh and new in War Dogs, the same way like Nick Merks is looking forward to Worlds.
Sounds like you need to be a tank, man.
It's not that long, plus he was excited.
Bro, we did the same thing.
When ABI first came out, we had a ton of fun for that amount of time on there.
When Delta Force came out, we had a ton of fun in that time there.
I'm not saying I'm going to play it until the end of days,
and it's the only game I'm going to play.
I'm just saying, I'm excited. I'm looking forward to playing a new game.
It's 4-9-0, we have our stuff.
The last thing I'm going to listen to is Nick telling me I'm gassing it up for no fucking reason.
He just crazy. He disagrees and he doesn't understand that it's okay to disagree
Cuz fucking aim assist get the fuck out of here aim assist aim assist my fucking dick
Yeah, bro, I don't like it when people put words in my mouth that fucking shit pisses me off
I have to be used to my hands looking all fucked up.
Wow.
And as well, another thing, statistically speaking, the game had over
over 250,000 players in the early playtest of the game.
I mean, name another game that's been able
to do that in the last three months.
Dead shit inside already.
Okay.
Probably hiding third, is this a flashlight on?
My flashlight.
What's next?
Uh
That shit I'm coming in. I think there's more people coming in though. Are you guys outside? No, we're in first. Oh
No, he said the shed on the right. I might die
Where are you at exactly I'm back back right of the house the big building
They won the user and play alright. I'm gonna need that for you
Okay
I'm gonna get bathroom guy got to turn my volume up there do your thing
There's like two dead players. It looks like
See anybody I
Don't know kill these guys on the stairs
What do I gotta fucking do in this building bro?
Is that my marker and marker and marker?
Got it.
I'm up here.
Let me pass please.
Oh shit.
He said let me pass.
Fuck that.
Is that bearish?
I hit you with that?
Where y'all at?
Three?
Two?
Three.
Hold that second floor Nick if you don't mind. We got this. I'm gonna pull an egg be ready from this one
You might have altered that name again, bro
How's that so bad? How's that so bad?
Let me pass please
You might have I think might have a risk you guys hearing right here. Yeah, I hear
Oh, I can't wait my football is broken
He's holding it
I might I might throw a m67 and push up. Okay. Yeah, sounds good
He's got a
Careful Nick
He's outside, right now.
Oh, he's got a run.
Careful, Nick.
You push him.
I'm in the room.
Oh, he's weak, man. He's got a big ass helmet on.
He jumped. He's weak.
Yeah.
He jumped. I think he got into second.
Well, he ran all the way across.
He might, no, he might have done the window drop onto the second floor.
Where are you? We're in second floor.
I'm on second. I'm on second. I'm on second. This window is clear. Where would he be?
In that room. So the right-
Got it.
I shot him.
But you don't know about that drop I do know about that drop just no one ever does it and it's hard as fuck
Yeah, it's really hard, but he seemed like he knew what he was doing so
All right, Nick up maybe maybe got it off
It's Barry buckets, oh
It's very again
The Barry
Nick you remember Barry
We fucked up I didn't do shit. That's all that's all you and Nick
other guys in here look like or maybe a teammate I don't know at you inside yeah
I'm gonna go okay I'm gonna pull up my foot pedal back in it works well I just
extra audio just came in you hear that multiple
one dead another one
Just happen the other one dead. There's more people
Why are they third floor?
Third floor peeking back. Where are you? Where are you? I'm in middle top stairs. Okay. They're out there on the fire escape. Yeah
Well, just one second just got shot up from somebody else outside
It's partisan partisan shooting okay
Yeah, I'm going to check first even too real quick, first is shot, I think I just heard
I hear them.
Second, maybe.
Terrible maid on second.
Okay, I'm getting phone call.
Hold on. I gotta take it. I'm gonna be first floor showers.
Chat.
I
Are you alive?
Yeah, I'm on his screen he's having some problems. He's just like in a corner or something. Okay, it's just you
He's right out back.
He's close on wall right behind us towards cyber hill
Okay, sorry. Oh, you're good
Yeah, yeah, he look at can you see my screen? He's right here
Now right there
I'm not a behind dorms like if you're looking out three-story window bathroom window next to the staircase. He's in that tree
Oh, it's a scav scav. I don't know where he is
He's down he's on first floor you're dead. Yeah, he is an Alton on watch out
First floor in the middle. This is not good, bro. I have MCX with not good ammo
This is though
You're down on the right. I think he's on your left now.
Man, you got an alternate on? You playing like a pussy?
I don't want to shoot in the ground, we are watching like this.
I
What's up, it's my bad started for a kitchen. I have a rusty helmet in it and earbuds
Yeah
That might help
How's your me yeah, I hear you I'm so gay moving around
what the fuck my play I think he's wearing he's wearing a kill off
He's wringing Alton, he's wringing Alton.
The bomb is positive, Alton.
Where is it?
Third floor kitchen, third floor kitchen.
of
the
I feel great, I'm out of there.
He's just running around, holding right hands after right hands after right hands.
Yeah.
You got him.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no!
SPP is fucking dog shit?
Is that?
Holy shit.
SPP is fucking terrible.
Is that on my understanding?
It is.
It is.
That shit is pretty terrible.
Yeah.
31 hit count.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, it is, it is, it actually is pretty terrible. Yeah, 31 hit counts. I'm reporting terrible.
I suspect the cheats. I just got fucking one tap. I didn't know the guy was there. I went
to have K on the phone. 641 damage absorbed by armor. 641 damage absorbed by armor. Are
Are you fucking serious?
I feel like you... ah man...
That's so annoying. That was annoying to watch.
BOOM! Scab run!
SPP is worse than CBJ.
No way, no.
Oh, I wish I'd known that.
Wasn't it loaded top loader with SP6 though?
Like, what's, dude, that's all me, boys.
I should have clutched that up.
I can't believe that guy's alive.
This game.
Free mo's.
That was close as fuck.
He had to have been a chicken nugget,
and I'd die behind the wall.
But that should have killed him anyways.
Doesn't matter.
Oh!
Oh
If you really
Call real quick and then I came back and the guy was like all up in all up in the shit
And I didn't know he was up in the shit
He got up in my shit
Well, he wasn't well
He got up in it when I wasn't paying it. I wasn't there
up in there
To rough on the finger and it tickled you a little bit. Yeah
Tickle song
The war dogs called Tony
We're about that premium gas you've been given our game
I mean, maybe I just let that guy pull back, maybe I just let him pull back.
I killed my Barry, bro.
I'm never going to hear the end of it.
Second time.
You got killed by Barry.
Yeah.
Be careful peeking that Nick peek it dead
Peek it dead. Oh
At least didn't fucking blow that fight like I did that sucks
That sucks sucks. It sucks. It sucks
Just a little something a little sunset
Fuck
Yeah, but you can't complain about the sink in a fight like that
If I should have been over on that first spray down the guy doesn't tank in a fucking half a mag
Even if he does it's like bro. I played that bad
Fuck I
Get more mad about the sink
when the the fight instantly ends because of it like if I can get that long of a
fight in without DC killing me I don't I don't get pissed about it right and
995 is incredible I don't I shouldn't use it no use it what fuck yeah you want
good ammo one always use good ammo bro you only use bad ammo if it's the last
ammo you got oh shit so you're supposed to be doing this yeah especially when
you're with us like that could be the difference between you living and dying
in a raid is that good round like if I if I had that vow with good ammo I think I
kill that guy but we're telling me that in chat earlier they're saying just use
all your best shit yes you might as well ammo Nick ammo is the most important
thing in this game. I would rather go in with the most dog shit stock gun and the best ammo
than the best gun and shit ammo. I had no idea SPP was a low pin chance on level four.
It's like 36 pen. Yeah. I mean, it has high armor damage though. So it's not great. Honestly,
nine by 39 has felt like shit to me lately. Even using SP six every time I speak to SP
People have tanked it like dude. I'm telling you I will hit every shot on a guy and I was 700 armor damage with SP6
That's what I just I did. I just had 680 six is SP6 is like 48 pen it should smoke people
But it feels terrible. I don't know why I just had 680 damage absorbed ever again
It never again right there. Yes 680
and I killed his boy with a headshot, so
So it was definitely just that, that guy tanked all that.
He had level six on, I was just, I don't know.
All good, I should have won it.
That'll happen, that'll happen.
Oh, we're good, man.
It's all good, we lost it, part of it.
I didn't shoot Barry one time, that was all Nick and Lamar.
The only other person I shot that raid would that would have had any type of damage
Absorbed was the first guy who I shot with a headshot
And that's like maybe 80 of it maybe
When I say it.
all right let's do it all right let's do it
that's one.
That's one.
That's your damn dog.
What up, baby?
Thank you.
Well said.
17 months, man.
months I don't think of it in 10 months your audio in here terrible boys second
or maybe first one first one
oh there's a scoff here open up mark
shooting nope yeah it's me that's me I'm first forward you're right yeah I'm
down yeah you just know huh very I want to have a fucking AK bro I trolled
Marked room was straight fucking buns
Compared to everywhere else, it's
Everything else got fucking bumps bro ever since that big nerf that came in every map got a bump besides custom custom hasn't gotten that bump
I
Got to do some fucking things boys. He's the little tasks
What's going on? We'll loot this shit and then we should go do one. All right
What is it? We have that dorm room to to 220 key the okay to change the evidence that could help with the investigation
No, I didn't bring it
Sorry, boss
You can't do that one, you can't do that one.
Maybe got it back.
Yo, bro, there's no way you saw that.
There's, dude, I checked this bookshelf
every single time, and there is never anything there.
There is no way you saw that.
Yo, W whoever that was in the chat, bro.
W whoever that was.
Alrighty, I lied, there's a violet.
One of you guys on third. Yeah, baby. Okay, I'm Tony
Alrighty, I got a violet and the Doc's case
Wait, who's running underneath us?
Don't you need Doc's cases? Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah, I do you know on the ground. I mean like fucking
player player cross everybody this way
door I'm telling him that you think he's the greatest gamer to ever live
yes I'm shooting towards bus stop towards bus stop oh no I don't need it
here you got to try I'm not just gonna bless that two-story okay he's two
story far left far left the window like backed into the hall and then this guy
I must stop
Yeah, you just crossed you just crossed that one as well
Just tell me to take it. Let me take it or you think take it bro
Should be careful if you're not gonna right now there's a guy
Yeah, I see him far right window
It's far right. Okay. I'm pushing in the pushing the two story from the left
Might be dead don't know though
I had to shoot him through a curtain you got it, right Nick?
He's not dead.
There's two in here.
Got it, coming.
I'm gonna stay here.
That's fine, just shoot him.
Is it?
You right here?
Yeah.
That's hot, that's hot, that's hot.
Thank you, boss.
I might have fucked up bad.
I'm on the first floor.
Okay.
bathroom.
I'm on outside.
He jumped out back. He jumped out back.
Heard.
I don't see anything from my windows.
Oh, the fuck are you not dead?
Still out back?
Yeah, out back. You might be fucked up.
I'm fucked up in the back.
I don't. I don't. I'm dead.
I...
Jesus.
I
Pull up your shirt
Oh, did that not go when I shot at the very end there?
Hey, Waffle Stomper, the Eagles are trash.
Jalen Hurts wears eyeliner.
No, I'm not a cowboy's fan.
And you'll accept this because I'm not saying you're petite and utterly ripped.
Or are you?
We'll shoot him!
Miss, miss, miss, miss, no, dude it settled, it settled and as I shot it went up, oh god.
Yeah, I ain't got aim punched. I think, I don't know. I think it was a bad aim punch, though.
I literally stopped shooting because I thought I tapped him. I was so confident in that shot.
I think I'm done with the scopes. I am going hollow for the rest of the day.
I am going to go hollow the rest of the day.
Just stay inside, we have his teammates body now, touch his body as close as we can be
I'm locked in here.
Where's Nick?
I got more nades.
I think I think I'm done using scopes
Yeah, bro, I just get a punched and it's just fucking Helen Keller
Are you that's some breaking windows to see I
Had an audio outright
Tony's pizza. How you doing? How you doing? What time is the football game start, chat?
No, I hear him creeping. That was me. Oh, left side of our building facing out back,
left. No. Are you moving right now? No, here. I just did. Yeah, I just did. No, he's right
He's up top second floor. I need help. I don't know
Up the second floor. I know I try to go outside
If it didn't work, just go go up to your right and look down the hallway look down the hallway anything
That's facing you kill it look down the hallway
Anything the hallway. I just need you to put some pressure on them
Need to heal no that's Tony. He's gonna be further down
Tony okay, this is me. This is me
That's it that's enemy
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna swing out to the right across all you do in the little fake run
Let me hear let me hear first. Let me hear first. No, I'm gonna fuck this guy. No, I'm gonna fuck this guy
Just hold it. Okay, just hold it. I need you to protect me. I'm throwing an eight. I'm gonna fucking run at him like a psychopath
He's dead
Boy
and then bro all I'm saying is if Nick if Tony is screaming bloody murder bro
fucking run you run away
I'm stuck on the left hand in the fucking bathroom because right outside the door
I'm fighting for my life I'm fighting for my fucking life in here I said I hated it here man I hate this fucking place prison
Okay, it's gonna hit the shot. We did it. We did it. We did it. Oh my god, bro
I wasn't that chapter those kids. I'm not I was not pissed. I'm just trying to get the comms out
What thank you
I
Like rain man, I see the plan. I'm trying to get it into action
There's a trooper back here if you want
Yeah, I guess I need you need more nades. There's more nades on this guy. I got one. I'm right
Yeah, good shots from Nick fuck yeah, I'm so mad about that fucking guy on the outside. I can't believe I didn't kill him
so brutal
Where is his bag?
Where would he have thrown this bitch?
I'll find this bag.
If you go outside Nick I'm in the grass right out there to your left.
Right there.
Fucking laid out man again
We got you MDR M60 with MDR MDR
But take the mag out of the M60 because it probably has a lot of good ammo for you
Spread evil bro ready to receive fuck
I don't know
I'm gonna get rid of this dead shadow
put this up there
what do I do Tony can you can you pack his gun up I have his uh
yeah I got you I got you
ready to receive
the back blast
he's got more days for you
with my butt getting blown in half.
What, a hutch or the other guy?
This guy, this guy, hutch.
Where's hutch?
Where's this gun?
Right here on me, right here on me, yeah.
There's guns there and there's uh,
oh my God, that lightning bolt.
Holy shit.
Oh, you opened the door.
Oh, this door opens.
Oh, perfect.
This one does, but the other one doesn't,
but I needed to open with it.
I did, I was right there, huh?
Did you hear that?
Did you?
The power's out?
I heard that.
The power's out right now?
There's no way
This scorpion
Or be oh
This is he promises he promises
You can't push it though, just for one second.
Take B with you down there, keep Duke up here.
Yeah, I know, but he's gonna do this the entire time.
Just tell him they're gonna get you know what.
Has Nico got bugs?
He's got bugs, aren't he?
Did he just get something, bro?
I hear a stinger.
Apparently the power's gone out.
Oh.
Gaps.
Yes, I have kids now
Yeah, but blue blues crackhead blues and crack head blue will sit right here and just nuzzle my
elbow for the next three hours
I do not have a bunch of the bag, no, if it's a trooper I can't take it.
If the guy upstairs had a trooper.
Fuck, bro, I'm tired of dying it!
We're doing so good!
Just kill the guy over here.
Like a real guy?
Yeah, a real guy.
Well, I think he's butt ass naked.
We've got the bag right there.
It's the bag right there.
player scab
player scab
what do you want?
what do you want Tony?
right? what do you want?
what do you want?
and the cause not here
perfect, that's the way we drew it up
I have no stamina, I need to drop my bag
I'm fat.
Peanut schedule now, 6 p.m. CST to 1 a.m.
We're gonna go far, we're gonna go far, don't we?
Yeah, well, I don't know.
I'm not wondering if I should take this fucking shot.
No, I can't complain.
We had a really good, really good morning.
We're just dying a little bit now.
Too much.
53.9
Unless you got money but what's your schedule 10 a.m. Yes, he's not too bad 10 a.m.
E. S. T. Till whatever the fuck I get off
Typically every day I try and get around eight hours today. We're gonna go probably another hour hour and a half
Then I'm gonna jump off
Relax hang out and then get ready for a very long day tomorrow with war dogs
I might even to to be honest with you guys. I might get off soonish
Go and chill maybe go for a nice long walk or something
It's gonna be my last early day for a while. Oh
Dude, we're going all day tomorrow
Maybe I don't know why
what I'll be here when you get back woman yeah hang out tonight you want
you tonight I don't think it's smart
we'll see I'll see when you get back huh I'll stare at you so sure sounds like a
a great time. Yo, what the fuck? Holy shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. Bro, what did I just
Watch
Do he almost Kobe'd your ass that's me. I'm dead
Oh
But he threw a nade and I had to dodge it. I was like white good men on the on the court bro
He threw it from gas station on top of the hill and almost smited his ass
No, it's not him he's in gas station
No, it's not he's gonna shop by a player near Panda. It's probably like maybe Panda window or at the end of the train
Unbelievable don't go back up that way Nick whatever you do. I think it's behind. No, it's not
Wait push me
Nick is right next to the train tracks where the opening of that wall is scab up by the train
I'm okay
Bro, you don't watch me for elite level skill man. You'll watch me for the best spectating seat in the house
Yeah, I'm just healing
You kind of
I'm chilling, full health, I gotta try to get to you now.
Did I go this way?
Behind gas.
Yeah, I don't know how to get to you though.
I really know it's not like that to Nick.
You're on the other side of the wall, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly. What coach have you seen play, you know?
I can't watch Nick, bro. It's like watching a lost dog.
Man, it makes me upset that Nick isn't at all excited for War Dogs.
dogs because you know he's saying oh I'm gonna wake up after me tomorrow bullsh**t
no you won't you'll wake up f*****g not even want to play
god gas
give us a review on Love Island
like what I was saying like and then he like he told me that he wanted to be with me like but then like
I don't know if he actually like wants to be with me you know like if you sit there like and you're
You're saying like you want to like be with me like you know and then you're like going
to these other girls like and you're talking to them like it's ridiculous like you know
what I mean like.
That's what I listen to the entire fucking time as I sit there my wife's like can you
believe this.
Like like like like like like like like like like like like.
Flashlight on your ass.
There's a guy.
Oh, the factories.
Yo.
OK.
I mean, I'm just going to walk away.
I don't think Nick is crazy.
I do think there's a player up there, Tony.
Yeah.
I think he was spitting up on me.
And you see, I just started crabbing, like, out in the forest.
They might be looking down.
She knows.
I think up top above the wall.
Don't stop moving Nick you better off going with Tony Nick
you kill a sliver scavenger Nick is doing 360s right now he's in a blender you're by
yourself Tony Nick shoot the scab to your left first down the road
this guy ran it's never easy never even
We're getting this Tony.
Oh no, tomorrow we're starting same time as always.
Probably earlier.
I've had somewhere here.
Yeah, yeah.
Got back.
Jesus.
I think that's a player scab shooting, Nick.
Get inside that wall.
I'm telling you streams I've heard some shit about these guys and said
Get him!
Was that up on the hill?
Yeah, I heard him creeping up on me and then I fucking I uh I tried to come to you every
I'm gonna turn around where he's just being in the fucking ass.
Yeah.
This is brutal.
I gotta heal my gut.
I would say if he's over there, we just get the extract.
You have any food?
I don't know.
Maybe.
A bank in my bag.
I'm looking for this guy.
I'm in front of you, that's a scab shooting in the back.
This guy's down the road, down the road, down the road, down the road,
through me.
It's not where I know where he is.
On the left side down right below your feet right literally below your feet Nick literally it was below your feet
Right next to me next to me
Come back and check give it up. I actually don't have
bro how is that guy alive?
I knew fucking down!
did you see how many shots that guy ate?
what is going on right now?
what? can you tell me the armor on him?
he's gonna be like tier 4 watch
no bro he's gonna be like a tier 3
I feel so bad, bro. I'm over here just like dying.
That's so bad. I got him. I got him. I had him backpedal him.
He saw the three-legged man coming his way doing somersaults.
And the Busy burglar.
Yeah.
Damn it.
Oh, that's your boy. That's your boy. That's your boy.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Holy shit!
Dude, I need to die this way, man. Give me out of this way.
Come on, let's go.
I can't move. I have no legs.
Oh, you have legs. You have legs. You're good. You can go.
Get up, start walking.
Walking.
Hot, she's got that tier four green armor.
Oh, my gosh.
That, you know, that like Russian one.
About the server is being better
Yeah, that was disgusting you had
To your right to far right corner. Yeah
Did you hit him in the head Tony? I swear one of your shots literally look like it hit him in the face
And he's just walked away is
50 out of 50, but I thought I was on point with that
I'm almost positive. I saw you shoot that dude in the head
I guess you are tweaking out this rain my man.
You don't know the hell I'm in man.
You got no idea.
It is.
It's done.
No food.
No water.
No food and no water.
No water.
Do your left leg.
No water. No food and no water. No water. Do you love me?
Food. No water. Can't can't run. That's a food.
Oh, it really matters. It helps them travel.
Not a good spot to stop, Nick. You're almost out buddy. Nope.
Yeah, we gotta go play shoreline after this run. We have to. What I just saw Nick go through,
I wouldn't, I wouldn't wish on anyone. We gotta take him home. I was expecting you that
whole time, bro. Scab would shoot behind you, you'd turn 3 and 180. Did a scab shot to your
left, you'd turn at the scab. The scab left has disappeared, so then you'd look for the
the other scab, Tony would say, can you take out the sniper scab?
He just looked in the air like it was a flick.
The sniper scab was a fucking pigeon flying in the air.
And then, and then after all of that,
my man goes to peek the scab that is elevated,
looks at him for about 15 shots, and then kills him.
That was awesome.
That was fucking awesome.
That was awesome.
Nick is like, that's my teammate.
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
And you still live longer than me, Nick.
It's good to know I have the finest soldiers
and all of Russia left my back.
You're pretending to be here, Tony.
We've got your back, bro.
Comrades, so fine.
Oh, god.
Comrade Nikolovsky.
I almost died.
Yeah
If Nick posted that video on Twitter, bro people would die laughing that was awesome
Yeah
Look at what look at who I thought
And then it shows everyone looks at me and goes, what the fuck did you do to him?
It shows you that.
What did you do to him?
Hutch, how many mags did you have?
One and two out.
One stack ammo.
Two out and a stack.
Gotcha.
I got your armor, your gun, two mags, stack of ammo.
Just bring me everything, Tony.
Bring me everything.
I don't care.
Bring me everything.
I got a helmet?
I got a helmet armor two mags gun ammo. All right. I did have funds and backpacks
And I guess meds or whatever the hell else
Alrighty, I don't give a fuck. I'll just use stems. I someone to chat
Nick said at one point. I think Nick just looked up into the sky and asked God for help
Oh man, I think literally at one point he just woke up in the sky, bro.
God, please, help me!
I'm so lost!
Show me the way!
That was awesome! That was awesome, fuck yeah.
Right there, looking for the homeless guy.
You all are fucking funny, man. You guys are funny.
And I say it again, he still lived longer than me, you know, still lived longer than me.
Oh gosh, that's awesome.
Lines with smoke.
Oh, this wasteland ain't on.
No, Nick is doing great bro, he's doing great.
Oh dude, Nick, that's what I'm saying bro.
Oh gosh.
That would be funny.
map
Cover is
Maybe something you know
In the green lands all that we know
Lines of smoke
No, we ain't going there bro, we're going back to fucking shoreline
I can't hear Nick, Nick is muted 60s he was right so I can just spin it around
He would just spin it around, helicopter, heli helicopter.
Yo love, thank you so much for all the gift that you dropped today man, I really do appreciate
the love man.
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Debbie's in a YouTube chat for love with another gifted on the day.
What's love, man?
What is that new phone? Hey, man, they're trying to be innovative.
You know,
I ain't buying it, but
Can't hate on it for trying.
What was the update for Tarkov?
Not anything.
Act like you didn't even hear that Tarkov had an update.
It was Liehouse and in my opinion,
they made the map worse.
Oh, my God.
All right, boys, join me in prayer for today's raid.
Everybody, let's look up into the air.
Yeah, we can do it.
Oh, we're going to swirl on?
Oh, yes.
Oh, holy staff, holy staff, who art thou in talk of heaven,
blessed by rage with many lutes and protect us from head eyes and all of the tears said
amen.
Where is my bag under your feet?
Oh!
It's alright.
It's alright.
I was in a Rubik's Cube that game.
I was in a Rubik's Cube that game.
Rubik's Cube that game, bro. I couldn't find my way out.
Bro, you just get so like worked up that you just forget your movements.
You like, I like the thing, you kind of like a baby in a way, you get all flustered.
You forget how to use your arms and legs.
Yeah, you forget that you could just walk.
No, that shit was brutal. I had to see it.
No, you said at one point,
Shala was on the hill. There's a guy cleaning, shooting me in the butt every ten minutes.
That was crazy. That was crazy
He was doing you devious backshots
He was you heard him right tell me you heard him. Yeah, I watched the entire time, bro
That's the same guy that crab dudes the same guy who you heard
Man, he walked all the way around got an angle shot you in the ass. Yeah, that's the same guy
Looking up on tuition and banning every chapter in my mind. It was a TTV
I'll see you with the Thunderdome, Randy!
Randy had your shit in a blender.
Yeah, he boxed up.
Wrapped you up in a tortilla.
Okay, we gotta be the first team here, right?
That was a quick spawn.
No, second.
Or we would...
Yeah, I think I just heard someone in west.
Yeah, you do.
I'm going basement.
I thought like admin to west
Am I so fat is your low-level right walking walking out outside I think it's a scab though
Right up on our building outside
I'm going basement watch
That's fine, but don't you start running over here?
I don't even know where, how you got there.
Staircase?
I'm coming back up.
No.
Did that one don't work, Pals?
Maybe it does, I don't know, fuck it.
I'm going up the spiral staircase opposite side 20. Where are you personally?
Wait, any of you guys are janitors?
Yeah, oh shit. I'm going up the staircase in the center third
I'm third now. Yeah, I'll be third as well opposite staircase
Yeah, right here, you're right. Yeah
I'll see him
I'm third
Oh, don't think they're real crutched.
I love you, bitch. I love you, bitch.
Thank you, Evan.
I thought I saw something, too.
I didn't see anything, but I'm just like, process of elimination. Probably, Evan.
I thought I'd seen something on the bottom.
Probably did.
Yeah, I'm having
That's a scav I think
Yeah, it sounds like a scav
Doesn't mean they're not there though
Yeah
Are you turning them on stairs?
Yeah, I'll just watch
I
Am bring my keys about the run over to admin so press F on a few things I do it
I mean they were 100% East
I
Give her 100% east
Or west so is it west across?
Yeah, that's east. You're right. Yeah, it's east. I mean, that's where we heard the shots when we were coming out
I thought it was closer, bro. I thought it was like admin, but I mean you could be right. It's looking like you are right
Well that scab was top floor and admin
That's a little graphics guard. Sure, sure
you weren't my friend I'd be dead you weren't my friend my friend
that hair drop coming out? yeah it is
I
Basement right now
Are you an admin Tony you are right? Yeah
Steps out right
I shot the scab from basement through a window down here yeah are you still over here Nick yeah
I'm on the staircase above you come to uh come to basement let me show you this
Do some extra angles you can put into your your mind
Are you running Tony? Yes sir yes sir are you your west? Yeah you saw me
You can jump up on those weights
Who's that in four to you?
You have that one you can get on this this is a little harder, but you can like look through this is this
Have you killed someone here before yeah, Tony?
I'm pretty sure Tony's sawed off people's legs from down here
Don't learn and basement the window peeks in basement. Oh the windows. Yeah, when they first had elaborate
Oh, yeah, I was killing people like crazy through those windows
He would sit down there and as they would go to run he would solve their legs off of the vector
All right, so you're an East Tony we are on our way
right you're an east sir yes shots behind behind the hill we came up I'm
running it I'm gonna go to my third story too I'm trying to get there quick
by running out of you mean you're going to your West Peak I'm going to West Peak
at the far side well that's a cool poster what the fuck you actually use
posters coming no but I got one in my bag right now are you running bro yeah
I'm in the East I'm in East second floor middle staircase
come here I think I just found a new one
oh you think that one's cool look at this one I saw oh shit
I made
Yeah, you mind give me five minutes
Or like
Five minutes who my kids
Science science
my man if I speak and all good if I speak and all good yeah shit cool poster
though
I can't believe you didn't grab this ritual one I was worth money wait somebody
I'm in here right now.
Oh, you're in 226? Hold on.
All righty.
Well.
I hear all these fucking shots. I've tried to go cut it off.
I'm just not even here, man.
It's like...
It's like, how?
He's probably shooting a scav and then running.
running exactly that's why anytime you hear shots you gotta like run to the shot but a direction
where they're going to be going right yeah i thought they i thought they would
fucking i thought they would come this way i mean where else are they gonna go out there i don't
I don't really know the name of this place.
Quests.
Yeah.
Ah, f**k you, b**ch!
Oh, that had been gone. I want to kill a f**king player so bad.
Did we loot, Evan?
I think Tony did.
He said he wanted to go press F on some stuff.
I
Yeah, all right shit here boys nothing I mean nothing
I don't think you can put a poster in a sick case, that's the- oh, I'm an idiot, don't
listen to me, I know nothing, and I'm loved by no one.
I
Believe the map that comes out with the war dogs launch. Yeah
Yeah, I'm just looking for the plan by a man grilling me the whole time. I did I
didn't mean to
Well, you want from me?
What you want?
We're young and I've been
In your drawers
Nice.
Who dies? Lucky me.
So free.
Dude, it's so funny, man. It's so funny. Not to re-ash our conversation earlier, but every time someone goes,
goes, huh? Are you excited about tomorrow? And I say, yes, at least five people between the chats go.
Nick's not.
What? Okay, it's time to go to labs.
Well, labs.
Whoa.
But there's no pvp here right now, boys.
Yeah, I agree. Let's get out.
I'm down. I'm only gonna probably play one or two more.
I'm down to go give it labs again or if you would like Nick
Tony you want to go burn a kid
Yeah, I don't want to burn a kid. Yes, you're that's why we're going to labs
We're going to labs this and this is the intentions Nick
We are going to labs to lose money and if we make money we are fucking happy
If we survive we're happy because if we survive we're gonna make a mill, but if we die
Let's do that.
Is that harder?
No, we can't.
We can't.
Chat doesn't know about this update.
We can't.
You have to have, you have to get these things that allow you
to go to Icebreaker to go there now.
Oh, shit.
OK, then we just labs.
And labs has the best loot in the game?
Yeah.
Wait, have you not been to labs?
No, he's never been.
where you guys are now
we left
we left
sorry
man what you doing you making multi-million dollar deals over there
damn buddy
i'm moving making global
global moves
you probably just purchased about
you know
you probably just purchased about 45 more guns
in the time span of these two power sections
da da da da da
da da da
the sausage. Oh, shit, I missed it a little bit. Yeah, you missed that sausage, that's
it. Ah, it's warm sitting on the sun. It loves a good beef stick. Good, sunny-cooked
Russian sausage. They're dead. Don't you know where they're
dead? Don't you worry. Dead. Nick, don't insure or bring anything that is insured to labs you
won't get it back. I don't know what that means. And you again, they don't know how the game works.
You can't even ensure we're playing seasonal.
I just know what you're shit today, Jack.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Shut up, bitches. Bitch, put us.
I'm not gonna get you guys.
Roll seven.
Look at that, bro.
Do you guys got holes in your socks still?
Always.
Holds in my socks.
No, this is a new sock, man.
I don't get them near the toes.
I get them near the heel.
Oh, that's what we were talking about about you there.
Remember when we said that?
No.
All that fucking meat.
gotta be crazy bro I would love to just
oh damn what are you talking about love to just what don't talk about my feet
let I just take like a like a steel rod and just rub the the tension out of that
motherfucker you know me I don't know what you mean I don't I can honestly say I
I don't know what you mean, with love, I have no fucking idea.
Yeah, imagine his foot, all the meat on that foot, bruh.
Yeah, he's fucking damn, man.
Huge.
Don't say damn when you're talking about my feet, man.
What do you want me to say?
It's huge, man.
I gotta meet his.
What size shoe you wear, bruh?
I told you, 16 and a half.
Queen god, and a half?
Fuck.
And a half.
Oh my god.
What do you even buy that?
Oh, you can't.
Why are you so scared of me at least?
You have to order online.
You are five feet four ass.
You're a size eight.
Oh, I got big feet.
Get on him!
I got hobbit feet.
You go to the kids' foot locker to shop?
Get his ass.
Get his ass.
I got hobbit feet, brother.
Get his ass.
Get his ass.
Watch who your song can do, bro.
I was in the Shire.
Get the hobbit feet.
OK.
Pronto!
Pronto!
Billboe, calm down.
I'm not gonna lie.
Tell me was that thing that comes across the water?
Yeah.
That fucking thing that spits on a rock.
Oh, phew.
Remember that motherfucker?
What motherfucker?
The guy that spits on a rock,
the pfft.
You look just like a buddy.
Oh, you're gonna have to.
Google over the ring,
this guy that spits on a rock.
I'm gonna be the rock.
I'm gonna be the rock.
I'm gonna be the rock.
I'm gonna be the rock.
I'm gonna be the rock.
Lord of the Rings, guy that spits on the rock.
Okay, guy that spits on the rock.
Tell me that don't look like you, bro.
Now, I want you to look up this one, Shmigel,
and then look up Nick.
They're gonna gollum?
No, you don't think you look like this guy right here, bro?
Who's the guy that spits on the rock?
He just pulled up gollum.
That's all I got.
I got gollum, gollum.
See how how Schmeegle feels about that ring is how is how Nick feels about them feet
Tony this is a one for one, bro
That's how tone that's fucked up, bro
This guy looks great
I said you had big feet
Hey, hey pull up the stream I actually got I got video
No, I got video of Nick playing soccer.
Funny enough, y'all got the stream pulled up.
Unfortunately.
All right.
Don't do it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You're going to get us in trouble, bro.
You're going to get us in trouble.
I got bad news you don't have labs unlocked so we got them transit
great. Oh my god. I just got
a stream open bro. Oh god. Here
we go. Here we go. That was
devious work. What you got Nick
bro? Pull it up man. Pull it up.
What is that bro? Don't you
pull that video up again. What
Oh, my God, my God, my God.
The thermal rifle, you know what I'm saying?
Factory, oh.
We have to go to factory and then we got to transit.
Make sure you bring a lab ski car.
Oh, oh, oh.
In your ass.
In your ass.
In your ass.
Oh, we need, we need night vision.
I got that.
Okay.
Good.
He's a good.
Oh, gosh.
The boy.
We're back. Back to hammer.
Yo Dave, thank you.
Oh.
Oh, yeah. We need to make one of those where it just puts the next face on all the everybody
competing. Oh yeah, we need to bring now. It's bring night vision.
Motherfucker. I just said that.
Hey, it's a case of no one.
No one's getting anything.
Bring nuts.
You fucking fuck.
Dude, you know what's crazy?
Everybody lose their mind.
Y'all act like you don't watch peanut every night.
That guy says about 400 things worse with context.
Oh, easily.
I don't want to hear nothing.
He's a peanut, man.
Yeah, true.
He gets away with everything.
With it all, man.
Yeah, he gets away with everything.
Okay, okay.
All right, nods.
Nods.
Bang. Good.
I'm bringing my best stuff, bro.
Should I bring a bunch of nades?
Just bring whatever, bro.
Whatever, bring whatever.
Bring whatever.
You're fine. Don't overthink it.
Whatever.
It's too hard.
I got my key card. I got my key card.
It's in my butt.
Don't.
How about the first, first labs run?
First labs run.
Go, go easy on me, bro.
For real.
I'm going to go easy.
Oh, I am.
We ain't moving on this fucking.
I'm going to question though.
Important question.
How do you guys feel about pissing in the shower?
I go.
Last.
I'll pee.
I'll pee every time.
Like your shower.
Yeah, you a shower, listen, listen, bro, if Nick could live and stream in a camp, he would.
All right, you got to remember who you're talking to.
Well, this guy is the enderthal brain.
I don't know for sure.
I was asked with an M 60 out of a helicopter, is afraid to pee in the shower.
No way. I'm not afraid to pee in the shower.
I don't pee in the shower.
All right.
I'm not afraid of it.
Well, I don't know you were pushing us.
So me and somebody's.
in front. Speed dead. Behind y'all, behind y'all. Get down, get down, get down, get
down, get down, get down. My Orson Man! Get in, get in, get in! Run, run, run, run!
Oh my god, I'm in the water!
There's transit unavailable!
Who doesn't have a lab score?
Oh.
I think we're too early, we're just too early.
Guys, I do not want to be on this peak, triple stacked.
No, no, no, you know you could hide under the water.
Not back here, there's some spot where you can crouch and hide in the water.
Alright, so if I don't, I'm not the one who gets it.
One second, get back, get back, come on, come on, come on, come on, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Yeah, starting it.
Oh, he's out there. He's out there. He's out there. Yes. Yes. Yes. Interact. Interact.
And then hit escape. Hurry. Escape. All right. Is this a transcendent? Yeah, we have three.
You see the three? The two guys in there? Jesus Christ, guys, you're already doing this
shit to me. What? I've never done that in my life. Well, now you know. Now you know. Now
you know. Now you know. Now you know. Now you know. Now you know. Now you know. Now you
if you missed it bro you've been left there we left you in the factory boss
yeah my little i would turn a chucky in that factory with a fucking knife
you don't want to see a little chucky in there
all right lock in bro oh shit i'm a little nervous i can't lie i'll be nervous shower pissers
You know
Do I even poop in the shower that push it out push it out of my toes?
I don't even know what that means and I
I'm not you pissing in the shower
No, I don't piss in the shower
Good man. Good man. I don't piss in the shower. Good man. That's what I'm talking about. That's my guy right there
Like no no troll but when I was in Buds when my boy down for it
We literally peed on each other to stay warm in the ocean
Well, I mean that's just survival
I'm just letting you know that's survival. No, but that's different. That's survival
You know, all right. I mean, yeah
Yeah, I'm out of the wilderness. I gotta I gotta I gotta stay alive. I'm drinking my own piss, huh?
Oh, yeah. All right. All right. I'm in the comfort of my own home. You know
and
In server one
We gotta go turn the lights off with Nick, bro.
Let's go fuck everybody over.
So in this map, Nick, you can turn the lights off.
Everyone in the map will not be able to see.
I think God just talked to us.
Nope.
So you can press buttons.
That's the Nakeda's whore wife.
Yeah, you can press, you can press.
We got to play.
We got to play.
We got to play.
We got to play.
We got to play.
We got to play.
We got to play.
We got to play.
the buttons like they open up extracts and they also sometimes will call bd
see this okay press that button there it is
I'm not fishing up
for a noi fishing get your noi fishing on
oh golly gosh let's do this
I know I'm peeking that shit like there's somebody there is it good to be here
I think be everywhere bro. Any corner there could be a guy. Yeah, you could have spider-man on the fucking ceiling even
You better watch yourself. Yeah, Ling-Ling pal fucking flying through the air
Bro, here's the thing you're laughing like I just made that up
I got stream side by game by a guy named Ling-Ling pal for three months
Flying through the air playing Chinese music and killing me
not the league leg pal bro and it would be a come on come on he's flying through the sky
and he would fucking kill me i'll repeat i need to actually be a scheme but somebody get the clip
we watched it the other day we watched it the other day we watched it the other day bro
all right good luck good luck good luck good luck good luck good luck good luck good luck good luck
Don't lean, lean, pal, please.
All right, come on.
Yeah.
Fucking.
Wanna like, bow?
No, no, please, please.
Be careful, bro.
Fucking.
You start hearing this, ah, duh, duh, duh, duh.
Bro, you better hit the fucking jack.
Hit the fucking.
Oh.
Behind the shit.
There's so many.
Did I get shot?
No.
I don't want to play this game before.
He's coming.
They're coming up.
He scraped and I was dead. He's inside the black room or inside of Intel. I knew it, bro. I knew it. I knew it.
I knew it.
That was Tony.
No.
Oh, they're named.
Some bodies, some bodies, some bodies, some bodies, some bodies.
This guy up here though.
I'm dead. No way, bro.
Is this just me?
Yeah, but it's just you.
Wait, did you guys get the clip? Did you guys get the clip?
Do you guys have it?
Let me see post it post it
Oh, wow pal you are so beautiful Wow you're so majestic and powerful
You're still my SPD
I am not a fucking liar, okay, say what you want. I'm not a liar. I told you I fucking told you
Oh
Thanks dad
God alright everyone pull up my string
Let me know when you guys are here he reloaded faster bros like a double tap bar double tap bar
5,000 arms this guy. Oh, he was kidding man. It's what John
Open the street Nick I got you I got you. Let me see mr. Ling Ling all right. Thank you ready
He's Nick here.
You're not saying anything.
Hey!
Go, go, go, go, go.
Okay.
Oh, Lao Pao.
You are so beautiful.
Wow.
You're so majestic and powerful.
You're still my SVD?
Oh, no, you didn't.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, oh, did you did you see him take my gun on the ground watch him take my shit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah
Bro for months this guy streams like me for months
months for months and months and months and months this guy's tree side
is that bad bro for months for months this guy's fucking tree side me and he
would he would run up to me spinning it over don't know
it was terrible man oh god I fucking took one out with me fuck yeah he's
did okay you did a little bitch oh gosh well boys I think I'm gonna call it there
I'm thinking I'm gonna call it there relax enjoy my evening you ready for
some long days yep I'll see you both in the morning yes I'll see all the more
four dogs later dudes later all right chat I appreciate you guys man we're
gonna be putting some long hours this this week and next week so I'm gonna
jump out of here early today war dogs tomorrow man war dogs tomorrow who's
excited got football tonight war dogs tomorrow I mean dude it doesn't get
much better
chat I appreciate y'all man I hope you guys have a wonderful rest of your night
I love you. Have a great rest of your day. Thank y'all again for today, dude
I will see y'all bright and early in the morning probably an early start tomorrow given that I want to be on before anyone else so
Early start maybe some Tarkov maybe just clips into war dogs. I'm not a hundred percent sure but we're gonna have a great time tomorrow
I promise you that I love you man
And I appreciate every single one of you guys stopping by the stream today hanging out even if you do or you don't like the game
Thank y'all for being here. You guys are the best community on fucking twitch and cake and YouTube
I love you very much, and I will see you beautiful people for an awesome