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THIRSTY THURSDAY | WARDOGS RELEASE DAY! SNIFFING OUT SNIPERS AND CRASHING HELIS LIKE ITS NO ONES BUSINESS

09-10-2026 · 11h 31m

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[00:05:00] Morning Huch, please take a shower I can smell you through the screen.
[00:05:06] WHAT?!
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[00:12:00] Hey, happy war dogs today.
[00:12:06] Good morning.
[00:12:07] Good morning.
[00:12:09] Good morning.
[00:12:10] Rosie, appreciate the vibe gifted.
[00:12:12] How do y'all like the new screensaver?
[00:12:21] How do you guys like the new screensaver?
[00:12:23] Black shirt three days in a row three days in a row. What can I say?
[00:12:35] Oh, no. Oh, no. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning, baby.
[00:12:44] What's up small hands? Tim with the juice box. That ain't juice box. Man,
[00:12:52] that's glue we try to make it as realistic as possible on the screen so you know we try to
[00:13:00] make it as realistic as possible so you know and then that that that's that's papa john war dogs
[00:13:08] reading us a story about when the game released and all of us had a game to play at the same time
[00:13:13] it's beautiful it's beautiful i was a streamer in the past and it's so fun to see you guys having
[00:13:20] fun to get to brings back memories hell yeah dude keep doing what you're doing
[00:13:26] yo dutch thank you so much for the $50 super chat $50 tip i appreciate you man thank you for
[00:13:31] love dude thank you thank you thank you i was fucking late i was delayed as shit thank you dutch
[00:13:44] Rosie David five gifted hockey David 13 months work tiring weed and fat dill covert that you also much for love
[00:13:52] Man, oh man, dude. I am
[00:13:57] Excited I
[00:13:59] Cannot wait. I cannot wait. I cannot wait. I cannot wait. I cannot wait. I cannot wait. I
[00:14:09] Can't wait
[00:14:11] Landmark should have had a cat instead of a dog. Yeah, but the dog looks better, don't it?
[00:14:18] The dog looks better. It's live now. No, two hours, two hours, I believe in his life.
[00:14:27] Two hours, two hours, two hours, two hours. Flaming Panda, they even have 23 months.
[00:14:33] much Jackson thank you for the tier three play with the tier two Willie
[00:14:37] thank you for the tier one um yeah we getting there man we are getting there
[00:14:45] such a fearless such a fearless we are so close but so far away two hours man
[00:14:53] two hours anyways good morning hey what about the Patriots I remember when I
[00:15:02] I said the Patriots were gonna lose yesterday and there was those three homeless people in the chat.
[00:15:07] You're fucking crazy!
[00:15:11] Huch, you're crazy! The Patriots are gonna lose!
[00:15:17] They're gonna win, Huch!
[00:15:19] Ha! What about now, bitch pussy?
[00:15:23] What about now?
[00:15:25] Y'all couldn't win a Super Bowl, you can't win a Season Opener. It is what it is.
[00:15:30] it is what it is it is what it is you know it is what it is yo can I just be
[00:15:38] honest and this is with love and compassion that was a terrible season
[00:15:43] opener can I get an amen but the entire first half was absolutely nothing
[00:15:48] happening was absolutely dog water it was like everybody forgot to how to
[00:15:59] to play football. I'm excited for today though. I plan on pulling up football on
[00:16:09] a side monitor chat so there is I'm just gonna be honest if you find your way
[00:16:14] into my servers I'm not gonna say don't get in my
[00:16:18] heli cuz I'm gonna need everyone to get in my heli I we got to make money
[00:16:22] Okay
[00:16:25] But just know
[00:16:27] You're probably gonna die
[00:16:29] Okay, it's a noble cause
[00:16:32] It's very noble that you would sacrifice your life getting in my heli so I can make money
[00:16:38] Just in advance. Thank you, but I will kill you on accident multiple times. It is what it is
[00:16:45] It is what it is. I
[00:16:48] apologize in advance
[00:16:50] I apologize
[00:16:53] The Eagles are gonna be born to watch
[00:16:56] Shut up shut the hell up shut up
[00:17:00] Click you is now
[00:17:03] Oh, I'm post eclipse in the chat post eclipse post eclipse post eclipse
[00:17:10] Post eclipse post eclipse they better not suck yesterday was a terrible clip day today better be fire or
[00:17:17] Or else, I would threaten to ban Gavigan, but that did not go well yesterday.
[00:17:24] It did not.
[00:17:36] No way I'm getting in that, Helly.
[00:17:40] What?
[00:17:42] What?
[00:17:44] All right, let's watch some clips
[00:18:00] No
[00:18:14] What's how about AJ Brown going down into the first game?
[00:18:19] Listen man, I'm gonna be honest. I uh hey
[00:18:23] Never gonna hope for somebody to get hurt, you know
[00:18:27] Never ever ever ever ever
[00:18:31] But damn did we ever
[00:18:33] goodness
[00:18:35] But did we miss a bullet or what you know what I'm saying it's like someone came up came to pick us up
[00:18:49] And we're like y'all you know we're gonna be nice
[00:18:51] We'll get the next one and then that car ended up getting in like a four car collision. You just got
[00:18:57] Whoo, I was a close one. I feel bad
[00:19:00] For the people involved, but I was a close one. That's kind of how I'm feeling
[00:19:05] You know, that's kind of how I'm feeling, which he didn't get hurt
[00:19:12] It is what it is
[00:19:17] Holy shit, holy shit
[00:19:22] Hey, why aren't you high?
[00:19:24] I'm getting a bunch of ice cream.
[00:19:26] I'm very much a great guy.
[00:19:28] Ha ha ha ha ha.
[00:19:30] I'm a horrible guy.
[00:19:32] Boring boring.
[00:19:34] Boring boring.
[00:19:36] Boring shiiiit.
[00:19:38] I would hate to know how many cheeseburgers
[00:19:42] peanut eats in a week.
[00:19:44] It has to be north of 15.
[00:19:46] It has to be. It has to be north of 15 a week.
[00:19:54] Yep.
[00:19:57] Okay, alright, I have an issue.
[00:20:10] Why are we instantly portraying the red team, the winning team, my team, as the ones getting
[00:20:16] ambushed and everyone dying?
[00:20:19] What the fuck is going on?
[00:20:20] Are you kidding me?
[00:20:53] Hooray boys!
[00:21:08] Fuck the green team!
[00:21:23] Oh, shit!
[00:21:28] 2028, Jesus!
[00:21:33] Fucking egg!
[00:21:35] Holy shit!
[00:21:43] Shooter ready!
[00:21:45] Let's do that. Stand by.
[00:21:53] 864
[00:21:59] won this
[00:22:04] oh I bet he's gonna go like past his shit
[00:22:10] 706
[00:22:17] That's a little early guys.
[00:22:35] That's a little early boys.
[00:22:39] That's do I do that?
[00:22:43] Do I do that?
[00:22:45] Um, early?
[00:22:47] Uh, yeah!
[00:22:48] Okay, TV, yeah!
[00:22:50] I, I go, I seem to like, want a two or three or four.
[00:22:53] I wake up late, pal.
[00:22:55] I'm not waking up bright, bushy, pale, and severed in the morning like that hot guy.
[00:22:59] Alright, pal?
[00:23:00] I don't talk early, but it's early for me.
[00:23:04] Also, I-
[00:23:05] What the fuck did you say, peanut?
[00:23:06] What are you fucking joking?
[00:23:15] Oh my god, what if there's a big reveal?
[00:23:17] I only have like one season left.
[00:23:19] Ewww.
[00:23:19] So that's, you know, I've exceeded it really late.
[00:23:24] Bitch.
[00:23:25] Pusser.
[00:23:26] Bitch.
[00:23:26] Pusser.
[00:23:27] Now what is that feeling like?
[00:23:28] Well, you're holding on tight.
[00:23:29] Of course, if you let go, you're not going anywhere.
[00:23:32] The space station's moving 17,500 miles an hour.
[00:23:36] But so are you.
[00:23:37] But you look down and some people get the fear of falling
[00:23:39] and then they hold on real tight,
[00:23:41] which is a terrible, terrible mistake
[00:23:43] because we call it space walking,
[00:23:44] but you're not walking, you're doing everything with your arms.
[00:23:47] So you can wear your arms out?
[00:23:49] Exactly.
[00:23:49] And you got like seven and a half hours to go,
[00:23:52] and that's bad.
[00:23:54] So you're out there for seven and a half hours?
[00:23:57] Yeah.
[00:23:58] Insane.
[00:23:58] When you're strapped to a space station that's floating around,
[00:24:02] you're just hanging by a cord.
[00:24:04] Yeah.
[00:24:04] You know, they can prepare you for everything
[00:24:06] except for the visual.
[00:24:08] So when you, like are in the pool,
[00:24:10] you're staring at the pool wall.
[00:24:11] Flat earthers are fucking pissed right now.
[00:24:14] When you get up there and you see the whole earth below you.
[00:24:17] So what are you doing when you're out there?
[00:24:19] So if you're doing seven and a half hours worth of work?
[00:24:21] You're basically doing maintenance.
[00:24:23] So it's kind of like being a mechanic or a technician.
[00:24:25] But the suit is like so hard it restricts everything you do.
[00:24:28] It's blown up to about four pounds per square inch.
[00:24:32] And so even just closing your fists takes work because the suit's like a balloon and
[00:24:36] wants to stay like this.
[00:24:38] And so just closing your fingers takes effort.
[00:24:41] And over seven and a half hours that gets really fatiguing.
[00:24:44] Your ability to raise up your shoulders is really limited and I describe it as like it's
[00:24:47] like trying to change the oil in your car while wearing a medieval suit of armor.
[00:24:53] It's hard.
[00:24:54] Oh, fuck that!
[00:24:55] Don't look at me and tell me you can't speak Chinese.
[00:24:58] There are very few things in this world that I can say with absolute certainty and the
[00:25:02] fact that I cannot speak Chinese is one of them.
[00:25:06] I'll prove it to you.
[00:25:07] All right, what do you got?
[00:25:08] You can read that, can't you?
[00:25:13] play. I do have to say though you said speak Chinese and that would be
[00:25:18] reading. I can't speak a lick Chinese but you just proved to me that I could
[00:25:23] read it. Listen did you know that the Burj Khalifa is the tallest building in
[00:25:27] the world? No you probably knew that but did you also know that it is so tall
[00:25:31] that it is 11 degrees colder at the top than it is the bottom? Well now you do.
[00:25:36] it's 2,717 feet for those of you wondering I must I must be missing
[00:25:44] something hiding into each other yeah I agree man so I know rugby's awesome it's
[00:25:50] it is awesome it's a weird how it never took off in America because we love
[00:25:55] violence you would imagine that rugby would be something that we would have
[00:25:59] adopted I think the only reason it's not popular is because of the time like
[00:26:03] it's like soccer once it starts it doesn't stop Americans want to go take a piss and
[00:26:09] get another beer and come back and then they want just commercials yeah and like big thing
[00:26:14] about soccer and the game never stops tough to sell commercials right you can't stop the
[00:26:18] game right whereas football you have a fucking yeah right time bro you got a whole half hour
[00:26:23] well you ever see the apps that just show you the plays of football a whole games like
[00:26:27] 12 minutes of actual work you know what I mean right you know what I mean soccer those
[00:26:31] motherfuckers are running the entire time. Yeah, 80 minutes let's go and it doesn't stop, you know?
[00:26:36] You have to be an insane shaped play soccer. The cardio is just nuts, you basically-
[00:26:53] Anybody can run around the field and kick a ball.
[00:26:56] I'm saying anybody can run around and feel they kick a ball around
[00:27:04] I've been doing that since I was fucking three years old easy
[00:27:09] You know I'm saying
[00:27:11] You literally can't run you
[00:27:14] fuck
[00:27:15] give it
[00:27:17] 2PM CT will probably be where I'm hoppin on but I'll try to get out of 11am.
[00:27:24] I'll try to get out of 11am.
[00:27:26] CT, central time, not your pussy west coast time, not your garbage piece of crap east coast time.
[00:27:33] What?
[00:27:34] Central time, the real man's time.
[00:27:36] Communist.
[00:27:37] That's where real work is done.
[00:27:39] I work 72 hours a dang day, boy.
[00:27:43] Are you watching Netflix and Tiki Taka is?
[00:27:46] That's right. That's right. That's right pal. That's what real
[00:27:53] We're not we're not a person
[00:28:02] You think what I'm thinking part and for the bushes
[00:28:16] Hahahaha
[00:28:22] Where?
[00:28:34] 100?
[00:28:36] For what?
[00:28:38] 186 dollars to fill my tank up?
[00:28:46] What?
[00:28:48] No!
[00:28:50] No!
[00:28:52] No!
[00:28:54] No!
[00:28:56] No!
[00:28:58] No!
[00:29:00] No!
[00:29:02] No!
[00:29:04] Bro, how you gonna leak me?
[00:29:06] Oh.
[00:29:08] These fucking nerds, bro.
[00:29:16] will smell you
[00:29:19] doesn't fucking move in this game anymore it's it's actually outrageous I don't know I actually don't know what happened
[00:29:26] like even it's
[00:29:29] like 5000 plus out of players
[00:29:37] they still don't move
[00:29:46] Oh, you want to catch the dough boy buddy, let's go catch the dough boy.
[00:29:55] Oh, he's lucky he didn't die like your name.
[00:30:06] I
[00:30:18] Lucky ain't dead right now if that was me. I'd already be dead
[00:30:23] I would have gotten head shot at through a tree Ricky shade off the rock hit me in the temple
[00:30:28] guys plus impact grenades
[00:30:35] no way i don't kill a guy bro
[00:30:40] war dogs type
[00:30:42] war dogs
[00:30:51] oh my gosh
[00:30:53] my monitor is about to turn off
[00:30:56] mother fucker
[00:31:08] what you fucking run for me
[00:31:11] don't you fucking run for me now
[00:31:13] can i turn this
[00:31:16] now you got it
[00:31:26] How do I turn this setting off and monitor settings like on my PC or do I have to like
[00:31:38] click this little ball on the back of the monitor gaming you guys wanted to
[00:31:58] find at the dome what is it under the dome
[00:32:03] oh I love you bitch I love you bitch
[00:32:10] info on screen OSD timeout no power lead reset MSI OLED care pixel shift
[00:32:23] I don't have to panel static taskbar boundary auto DI M control. What is that?
[00:32:36] I see OLED care.
[00:32:40] I love you bitch. I love you bitch.
[00:32:43] That's info.
[00:32:47] I don't see the clean.
[00:32:52] I don't see, I see panel protect, protect notice, pixel shift, protect, pixel shift,
[00:33:13] No, I think it's pro protect notice
[00:33:32] Thank you, that's okay. Oh no
[00:33:40] No, man
[00:33:42] I don't know why dude, I swear it changes times like I had it to where I was doing it nightly
[00:33:48] But now it just does it whatever the fuck it wants
[00:33:57] I got my breakfast
[00:34:00] I got my breakfast
[00:34:12] I don't know, I'm gonna see him rrrrrr spongebob.
[00:34:27] What?
[00:34:32] A gorilla can't beat a hundred men in a fight.
[00:34:35] He gets jumped.
[00:34:37] But that begs the question, which animal does win?
[00:34:40] win. And the answer stepping into the ring at 5 meters long and weighing in at a genuinely
[00:34:46] frightening 4,500 kilos I present to you the hippopotamus.
[00:34:57] Yeah look, a hippo causing a 100 long... That's not me! ...heaven after a fight is honestly
[00:35:02] pretty plausible. You see despite the fantastic PR work Moodyang has done for the hippopotamus community
[00:35:10] MOTO MOTO! MOTO MOTO!
[00:35:40] the sheets, but in the streets of the African savannah this makes them practically
[00:35:50] don't believe me here is a hippopotamus walking away from 10 lions trying to convert it into a
[00:35:55] family meal notice how the hippopotamus does not give a
[00:36:10] you
[00:36:40] you
[00:37:10] you
[00:37:40] you
[00:38:10] you
[00:38:40] And hair and just sloshing around, you know.
[00:39:10] I
[00:39:17] Don't go
[00:39:20] Wait until
[00:39:31] Holy fuck John wiggin a bit what careful
[00:39:40] PENTAGON
[00:39:42] HEXAGON
[00:39:44] OCTOGON
[00:39:46] NEVER GONE
[00:39:48] PENTAGON
[00:39:50] NEVER GONE
[00:39:52] PENTAGON
[00:39:54] PENTAGON
[00:39:56] PENTAGON
[00:39:58] PENTAGON
[00:40:00] PENTAGON
[00:40:02] MONS!
[00:40:04] BAM!
[00:40:06] regularly. I'm sorry. What's yesterday? I got a cucumber, peeled it, chopped it up into little
[00:40:12] slices and just ate the whole thing. I just great little salt and pepper on it next time.
[00:40:17] A little olive oil. I dabbled a little bit of salt and olive oil, but that's it. That's it.
[00:40:22] Just ate them. It was great. That's good. That's good. Getting your veggies. Yeah. I didn't want
[00:40:26] to scare him. I actually didn't take a single bite. I just went right down, right down the hatch.
[00:40:32] Sounded like a water balloon gets sucked up by a vacuum.
[00:40:34] My cat's saying crazy stuff.
[00:40:36] Is it peeled?
[00:40:37] No, zero bites.
[00:40:38] Everyone knows the rules.
[00:40:39] You got to.
[00:40:40] Answer, I talk stuff.
[00:40:42] I thought we had it.
[00:40:43] But it goes to show you who's the better team.
[00:40:46] And I'm sticking cowboys in.
[00:40:50] You're crying.
[00:40:52] I'm hurt.
[00:40:55] I love my eagles.
[00:40:56] And I believe it.
[00:40:56] You're going to flop the hat one more time for the eagle
[00:40:59] for the hard fight you did?
[00:41:02] Oh my monitor just turned off. Well looks like I'm watching with you guys now.
[00:41:09] Shut up, I'm concentrating on it right now.
[00:41:13] Oh, alright.
[00:41:15] Give a backpack, give a backpack!
[00:41:18] Give a backpack or not!
[00:41:20] HOT!
[00:41:21] I don't have a backpack. You can put it in your butt though if you make room.
[00:41:25] I hate this, I hate that I can't see!
[00:41:43] You can't like this stream!
[00:41:45] It is war dogs release day and if you guys are watching this video maybe the game is
[00:41:49] already out and you're not playing in this patch.
[00:41:51] So there's been quite a lot of interesting changes here.
[00:41:54] Some of them, the developers, haven't really commented on too much after they've made the
[00:41:58] changes so we are going to run through them all.
[00:42:00] As always, if you guys enjoyed the content here on the channel and you want to stay up
[00:42:03] to date with everything War Dogs, don't forget to hit that subscribe button and thank you
[00:42:06] guys as always for the massive support there.
[00:42:09] So first off here for the exploits, they fixed an exploit that let players reach an unintended
[00:42:13] position on the church roof, that's a good bear.
[00:42:17] For reporting and moderation, they've added a new report tracking system.
[00:42:21] are now weighted so that repeat and bad faith reporters carry less influence so basically what
[00:42:27] this means is that if you just keep spamming somebody and you say oh i just don't like that
[00:42:30] player so i'm going to report you for cheating your account of that situation is not
[00:42:34] No
[00:43:04] I can spit body on it three times and the third one was my own teammate!
[00:43:11] You know what, I'm not gonna lie to you.
[00:43:14] That one's gonna be on me.
[00:43:16] That one's gonna be- that's...
[00:43:17] Shippootsies as they say.
[00:43:20] Tell me!
[00:43:24] What the fuck is going on?
[00:43:30] This is what aerial gunnery training looks like from a gunner's perspective.
[00:43:34] What is it now?
[00:43:48] God, blast it, don't play damnit!
[00:43:54] I got a notification.
[00:44:01] detected in the front yard.
[00:44:03] Look it out. There's no pet in the front yard.
[00:44:05] What are you doing?
[00:44:06] Same thing he's always doing.
[00:44:07] Don't even think about it Waffles.
[00:44:09] Waffles is indeed thinking about it.
[00:44:11] This feels like it was planned.
[00:44:13] Incorrect. Chaos by definition is not planned.
[00:44:17] We're not doing this.
[00:44:18] Empirical evidence suggests we are absolutely doing this.
[00:44:21] You've got your mouth full.
[00:44:24] Are you happy?
[00:44:25] So happy.
[00:44:26] We're gonna go back in now.
[00:44:27] Oh yeah?
[00:44:28] Think your crystal ball's broken.
[00:44:30] Same grass on that side.
[00:44:32] Incorrect. Feetlock grass on that side. Fresh open forage out here.
[00:44:36] You understand? Look at me. You're staying here. Don't look away.
[00:44:42] Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
[00:44:46] The louder I scream, the louder I ignore you.
[00:44:48] Don't make me do it, Dumplin.
[00:44:54] Thank you.
[00:44:55] Zoolander Cow never turns left.
[00:44:58] No! Yeah, that's right.
[00:44:59] Dumplin! I'm not playing this game with you!
[00:45:01] Plot twist! Dumplin is the game!
[00:45:04] Whoa, Dumplin!
[00:45:05] Nip, nip, nip! Go back! Turn around!
[00:45:07] Turn around! Waffles! God bless it!
[00:45:09] Waffles has no gop!
[00:45:11] Waffles only recognizes Amon, the demon markers of chaos!
[00:45:15] Eugh!
[00:45:16] To the gate, Dumplin!
[00:45:18] And here's the backwards.
[00:45:20] What's that?
[00:45:21] It's one of those cutting-edge smart toilets.
[00:45:23] Yo, yo!
[00:45:23] Give it a go!
[00:45:24] Oh, wait outside.
[00:45:25] How we doing?
[00:45:26] Uh...
[00:45:27] Take a plop.
[00:45:28] Only you can make this building fine.
[00:45:30] Yo, bro, tell me, tell me the St. Nick Burke's toilet, bro.
[00:45:35] 100% this that shit he got in this house.
[00:45:38] Little belts, this guy's secure with his waist size.
[00:45:41] Okay.
[00:45:43] Is that the ocean? Just release the muscles.
[00:45:45] I don't really need guidance.
[00:45:46] Shhh, just relax yourself, baby. It's just you and me, baby. Come on.
[00:45:49] Just a little baby? Yeah, I don't know if it happens.
[00:45:51] Take a chance.
[00:45:52] You got a little danger going on, by the way, if you wanna wear it.
[00:45:54] Do you have to talk so much?
[00:45:55] This is the-
[00:45:56] Oh, top-tier, top-tier, top-tier.
[00:45:58] Nice, top-tier.
[00:46:00] Where?
[00:46:08] I'm dead!
[00:46:10] Get on the thing, get on the turret, get on the turret.
[00:46:13] Yes, man!
[00:46:23] I can't!
[00:46:24] and that is who is shooting you out of helis all day with an auto lock rocket the
[00:46:38] guy who looks like he's Helen Keller when he actually has to shoot his gun I
[00:46:42] mean it all makes sense you gotta play towards your strong suits I respect it
[00:46:48] Where are the hippopotamuses?
[00:46:50] H-I-P-O-C-M-U-S
[00:46:52] The hippopotamuses
[00:46:54] H-I-D-O-P-O-C-T-M-U-S
[00:46:56] The hippopotamuses
[00:46:58] The hippopotamuses?
[00:47:00] So how many grams are in a kilogram?
[00:47:02] How many grams in a kilogram?
[00:47:06] I should go 20, I haven't got a clue
[00:47:08] I haven't got a clue
[00:47:10] 20, 20, 40?
[00:47:12] Around there?
[00:47:14] 20
[00:47:16] What?
[00:47:17] What's the liquid in your mouth called?
[00:47:21] Is it, um...
[00:47:23] Is it that?
[00:47:30] Spotted with neighbor.
[00:47:31] N-E-I-G-H-O-U-R.
[00:47:39] How many hemispheres does the Earth have?
[00:47:42] Four.
[00:47:44] Sure?
[00:47:45] Yeah, so southern, eastern, western, northern.
[00:47:48] Yes, correct, correct, correct.
[00:47:50] Wait, are you in the Steam Privacy settings?
[00:47:53] Yeah, I'm gonna check that right now.
[00:47:55] Hey, Gigi, you can go there too.
[00:47:58] Okay.
[00:47:58] Did you try to set it in there?
[00:47:59] Dude, these guys are fucking with me!
[00:48:01] These guys are fucking with me!
[00:48:03] I'm trying to troubleshoot!
[00:48:04] Huh?
[00:48:05] Will you get out of here?!
[00:48:06] Will you get out?!
[00:48:07] I'm trying to...
[00:48:08] Take him inside!
[00:48:10] Shit!
[00:48:10] Oh, shit!
[00:48:12] You drink coffee?
[00:48:13] No!
[00:48:13] No, Hick-Dawg!
[00:48:14] Mike, talk me, hit it, blow up!
[00:48:15] I was wondering if...
[00:48:17] I'll try it once!
[00:48:18] Alright, P, the go!
[00:48:20] Oh, we're good!
[00:48:21] My martyr's working!
[00:48:22] No!
[00:48:23] No, Hick-Dawg!
[00:48:23] Mike, talk me...
[00:48:24] My martyr's working, we're fine.
[00:48:30] Alright, P, the go, man.
[00:48:32] Oh!
[00:48:34] I'm so fucking excited!
[00:48:43] Did you preload? Yeah, I think so. Hold on. What are you talking about?
[00:48:56] I'm out of mass!
[00:49:06] Hi!
[00:49:07] Excuse me!
[00:49:08] What?
[00:49:09] Move!
[00:49:10] What?
[00:49:11] Hi. Excuse me. What? Move. What? What? Move. Yeah. I'm saving this part. Let's go.
[00:49:31] No. No, no. That's my car park that you're in. Okay. All right. This is a great conversation
[00:49:40] there. Is this okay? If you go into like a busy area, we'll say a buckies. If somebody
[00:49:50] is standing in a spot, holding it from somebody else whose car is not physically there yet,
[00:49:59] is it okay? I'm going to be honest. At that point in time, I have now made a mental decision.
[00:50:09] I feel like it's just, you're not a man
[00:50:11] if you make a different decision.
[00:50:14] You must sit there and wait till the individual woman
[00:50:17] or male leaves that location.
[00:50:20] You can't, you can't, you cannot give up.
[00:50:23] You can't, you cannot let them win.
[00:50:26] Cause you know what?
[00:50:29] A stand must be made.
[00:50:31] Our forefathers, when they went against the English
[00:50:36] and started dumping that fucking pee
[00:50:38] was a decision just like this.
[00:50:40] If you let this bitch do this,
[00:50:44] then the next time someone else
[00:50:46] gotta deal with the problem.
[00:50:48] It is on you.
[00:50:50] You have to be the person.
[00:50:53] Oh, no!
[00:50:54] You must be the person to put it into this.
[00:50:58] You have to.
[00:51:00] You have to.
[00:51:01] I don't care where you at.
[00:51:02] You could be at church.
[00:51:04] That's a bitch could be 94 year old grandmama in the parking spot and you're at church and you can't let her win.
[00:51:12] You can't.
[00:51:14] You can't.
[00:51:17] You cannot.
[00:51:20] You can't.
[00:51:22] You must challenge the individual in that parking spot and you must be, oh, you commit to death.
[00:51:29] You must, you have to be okay with death.
[00:51:31] It is what it is.
[00:51:32] you gotta stay there you cannot let them win you can't you can't you can't
[00:51:38] cuz then it's someone else's problem later this clock yeah oh my god
[00:51:48] hutch is fat ass just doesn't want to walk farther okay I'm so sorry I really
[00:51:56] We had no idea because there's no fucking name on it, Chuck enough.
[00:52:00] Oh, oh, oh, hey!
[00:52:01] Wow.
[00:52:02] Numb Chuck.
[00:52:03] I haven't met you here.
[00:52:04] Out of my pocket.
[00:52:05] So I don't give a fuck, so.
[00:52:05] What'd you say?
[00:52:06] I don't give a fuck, so.
[00:52:08] Well, regardless, you're going to have to move.
[00:52:11] So.
[00:52:11] No, no, no, no, no.
[00:52:14] Make me.
[00:52:16] Yeah.
[00:52:17] Yep.
[00:52:21] You're one against me.
[00:52:22] I'm going to finish this goddamn fucking battle pass.
[00:52:29] I'm going to probably film a series for fun that will be like two sessions a week and
[00:52:36] then I'm just going to go play other games until next season.
[00:52:38] I think that's pretty much where I'm at.
[00:52:43] Pastilli's already over it as well.
[00:52:48] I don't even think I care about the ranked thing at all.
[00:52:52] He is he's playing
[00:53:01] Zomboid now. Yeah. Yeah, I'm
[00:53:06] gonna be honest. At the very
[00:53:08] beginning of the wipe, I stand
[00:53:10] by what I said. I think this is
[00:53:12] the best version of Tarkov we
[00:53:14] have had in years. 100% I feel
[00:53:16] like you can't really argue it.
[00:53:19] But with the server problems
[00:53:21] You know, I don't really even think cheating is that bad if for me
[00:53:24] It's just how bad the d-sync is the d-sync is absolutely fucking horrendous and I've played
[00:53:31] Got over 5,000 hours in Tarkov
[00:53:34] And I have always dealt with with d-sync, but this d-sync
[00:53:40] Has to be some of the worst
[00:53:43] Truly it has to be some of the worst and for anyone who's like that you're crazy, but we used to be able to Turkish peak
[00:53:49] You know
[00:53:51] We used to be able to do the glorious e Turkish peak
[00:53:55] Consistently and it worked you can't even do you can't even do that now
[00:54:00] You legitimately can't even do that
[00:54:05] Turkish peak is where you would be on a right hold you'd be on a right
[00:54:10] shoulder angle and you would lean out and lean back in see where the other the person the
[00:54:17] The opponent is and you'd be able to lean shoot him and lean back at
[00:54:22] Consistently and kill the person holding an angle because the servers were stable enough to where your head wouldn't be taken off
[00:54:29] When you're behind the fucking wall
[00:54:31] You would actually see and they would see what you were doing
[00:54:35] No, not lean peaking. Let me show you a video. Let me show you a video. Let me show you a video
[00:54:41] I don't know if you've ever released a video actually called Turkish peak touch community
[00:55:06] server when i need to play war dogs but it's too tm tm tm no i don't think there is any
[00:55:14] does anyone have any clips of glorious is turkish peak back in the day
[00:55:21] i would love to show you guys what i'm talking about
[00:55:26] fuck i killed landmark with a turkish peak back in the day who remembers that
[00:55:30] i remember like it was yesterday top of stronghold he was holding staircase single i was holding
[00:55:35] right peak on the box Turkish peak that motherfucker why is it Turkish peak well
[00:55:41] I'm pretty sure glorious named it and isn't glorious Turkish or something like
[00:55:44] that how do you remember that I'm like an elephant I remember everything anyways
[00:55:54] basically the servers are worse now than they have in my opinion not ever been
[00:55:59] but they're up there I mean it is some of the fucking worst shit you've ever
[00:56:04] seen in your life and
[00:56:06] On top of that like the loot feels good
[00:56:10] But dude like
[00:56:12] I'ma be real man that the fucking Tarkov player base is just absolutely fucking horrendous nowadays, man
[00:56:19] It's horrendous, and I'm not saying that is in like the people who play Tarkov are pieces of shit
[00:56:25] but I'm saying it as like
[00:56:27] Back in the day you would have the raids where you run into sweats
[00:56:31] But in those raids, there would also be, you know, half the raid was people like you who were pretty bad, but, you know, competent.
[00:56:41] A quarter of them would be absolute timmies, terrible players.
[00:56:45] And then the other quarter of them would be the glorious is the landmarks that people steamrolling the entire lobby.
[00:56:51] Nowadays, 80% of the server is people that are pretty much steamrolling.
[00:56:59] The other 10, no, that's a lie, 50% of the server is people steamrolling.
[00:57:05] 30% or 40% of the server, we'll say 40, is people like you, except those people have been killed by the 50% so many times that they have just become bush wookies.
[00:57:17] They're just sitting, holding angles and ratting, and then 10% is actual new players trying to learn the game.
[00:57:25] So there's no I mean bro, you there's you play ten raids
[00:57:30] if you're not a
[00:57:32] Above-average player you're dying nine of those raids
[00:57:36] Unless you play like a pussy and that breeds more pussies and more pussies and more pussies and more pussies and next thing
[00:57:43] You know, it's raining dick. You're getting hit in the head with a pussy
[00:57:46] You know or it's raining pussy. You're getting hit in the head with the dick
[00:57:51] You know I'm saying
[00:57:54] You know what I mean? Simple science, simple math.
[00:57:57] He looks like me, students! I'm just gonna be honest with ya, you cannot put the best
[00:58:22] Helicopter settings and more dogs and miss about 300 rounds in the first fucking time. You're trying to shoot somebody. I'm just gonna be real
[00:58:31] Oh, here it is. This is the Turkish peak
[00:58:35] This is how good the servers used to be used to be able to do this
[00:58:42] You try and do something like that nowadays you would get your head taken off from DC
[00:58:47] 100% you get your head blasted off by d-sync. No doubt, no doubt. Obviously you can't really
[00:58:57] do this much because of the movement changes that they've done, which also affects being
[00:59:02] able to peek people like this. But the servers were stable enough to where you could do this.
[00:59:09] You can spam right peek until you finally found that rhythm and then pop, smell you later.
[00:59:20] That's how we do it, baby.
[00:59:24] MP7 is super OP, close combat.
[00:59:28] MCX doesn't shoot as fast.
[00:59:30] It does shoot fast though, but it's not as fast, you know what I mean?
[00:59:33] So you could actually just swing out like this, and get the kill like that.
[00:59:37] And we're good to you. MP7 is super OP close to the game.
[01:00:07] you
[01:00:37] you
[01:01:07] you
[01:01:37] you
[01:02:07] you
[01:02:37] It smells like shit and then he walks over and he's like watch me lift this 100 pound
[01:03:04] weight and in reality it's 10 pounds but given how small he is 10 pounds to him is 100 pounds
[01:03:11] hey you know
[01:03:14] is Tony like under I mean that ass right now what percentage of your ancestry
[01:03:22] one percent one percent is good
[01:03:29] you guys know I'm 10 percent right
[01:03:32] She talking about
[01:03:35] Is he talking about what is he what is he talking about? What is he talking about what is he talking about?
[01:03:43] What is he talking about?
[01:03:46] Okay, I
[01:03:48] Got something to say. Oh shit. Oh shit
[01:04:01] Bro, the time is-
[01:04:03] AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[01:04:05] Um, good night. Good night.
[01:04:08] But it's easier for all of you to say to us.
[01:04:12] He looks fucked up back in the day.
[01:04:17] Oh, we got Helen Keller with a rifle.
[01:04:27] That was the luckiest shot I've ever seen in my life.
[01:04:31] Holy shit, is that a dream?
[01:04:35] Oh, it's like he caught on his thong, cause you blowin' it.
[01:04:39] Oh my god, baby, I'm gonna be honest.
[01:04:43] If you've never seen the movie War Dogs, you are doing yourself an injustice, okay?
[01:04:50] It's a fucking sick movie. I love this movie.
[01:04:54] This is one of those movies where you hated, it's been out for 10 years so I'm gonna give
[01:05:12] a little bit of a spoiler here.
[01:05:14] It's one of the movies where you hated the ending because there can't be any more, you
[01:05:20] know?
[01:05:21] There can be, but it just wouldn't make any sense.
[01:05:25] Like I wish that it wouldn't have went the way that it did, and it would have ended in
[01:05:29] a way where they were like, they went down together, you know?
[01:05:35] I know it's based on a true story, I know, fuck a true story, bro, let me get some of
[01:05:39] that fictional shit.
[01:05:42] Let me get some of that fictional shit.
[01:05:46] You know what me and my wife have been watching and it's actually not bad so far.
[01:05:52] It's an, I think it's on Paramount.
[01:05:56] It's called Lioness.
[01:05:58] It's pretty cool.
[01:05:59] I, I'm liking it.
[01:06:00] I think we're like three episodes or four episodes in.
[01:06:03] It's not a bad TV show.
[01:06:06] Yeah, it's pretty dope.
[01:06:10] cool concept you know I want to get this good with the hell they grow
[01:06:40] I do so by get this good
[01:06:55] I
[01:06:59] Said
[01:07:08] Bulls add dude
[01:07:14] Finally the school has a hundred and seventy seven kill game using the mini-gum little bud
[01:07:22] It's my what is these?
[01:07:24] setting so efficient if you can aim well with it and you could stay in the
[01:07:29] combat for such a long time the habit is also just absolutely crazy I'll have a
[01:07:34] video off on that soon let's see we can get done with this little bit
[01:07:46] there we go
[01:07:54] Oh man, that was a lot of bullets in that guy, I did not kill him.
[01:08:02] Sharper pussy!
[01:08:03] Oh no, no, no, no!
[01:08:08] You don't fight the war the way I would fight the war, you're a pussy!
[01:08:12] Second guy was tanky there
[01:08:21] Like what's that she's smoking
[01:08:24] It's still probably got so much help left. I'm gonna go for it
[01:08:29] His minigun's doing like no damage
[01:08:37] Oh my god, yeah, you can tell these guys got armor now
[01:08:42] Tanking so many more dogs
[01:08:50] It's on that guy definitely a couple of
[01:08:56] Oh my gosh
[01:08:59] One RPG it's over if this is my lobby every single person in that church would be launching RPGs at me
[01:09:06] I don't think I can do much here.
[01:09:10] We are right on the hot zone though.
[01:09:12] You see how much slower he flies around?
[01:09:14] This is my problem. I don't fly around slow.
[01:09:16] I like go as fast as I possibly can
[01:09:18] from one place to another.
[01:09:20] Still got a squad on the apartment
[01:09:22] so that dropped off earlier.
[01:09:24] Then a kid- fucks me!
[01:09:36] If you want to take these hellos off, it's all in the hot zone, that is the way to do it.
[01:09:48] This can get the stuff we want in
[01:10:00] Holy shit this guy is a beast so this thing out fire cause of what
[01:10:18] Trout is better, you think so?
[01:10:23] I don't know what I'm like, yeah.
[01:10:26] What's he gonna say?
[01:10:39] Some of these guys are so helpful.
[01:10:43] Does anyone know?
[01:10:45] Is this guy on MNK or is he using like one of those little flight sticks?
[01:10:49] Wow, man, yeah.
[01:10:50] This is such a good trick, by the way.
[01:10:56] Really?
[01:10:57] Just sees an MNK monster.
[01:11:00] Oh, please, man.
[01:11:05] Bonnie, that was a full-tropper.
[01:11:11] The monster, dude.
[01:11:14] the monster
[01:11:33] oh my gosh I wish I was this good
[01:11:38] fuck you
[01:11:43] Who shot at me?
[01:11:45] There you are.
[01:11:52] Physical strike.
[01:11:54] So you hold down zero, switch seats, and then as long as you got your meds out,
[01:11:59] you can med yourself while you're flying.
[01:12:02] It's pretty useful sometimes to save a quick landing.
[01:12:10] Are you fucking for real?
[01:12:13] I'm trying to keep my distance a little bit.
[01:12:33] How is that guy not dead?
[01:12:36] Holy shit, we need APM-O.
[01:12:38] It's really annoying that they made APM-Os so hard to get that no one's ever gonna try
[01:12:41] it out.
[01:12:42] I want to try it out man
[01:12:50] There's any video files on there. He's just sitting on this church for so long. I love it would have been if I was
[01:13:05] Yes, I'm the best flyer ever
[01:13:07] They talk about how great my flying is that's in that right chat
[01:13:19] Nice little sniper. No, what it's straight away
[01:13:30] Even my distance does it hell he is smoking now I've got so much whammy you
[01:13:35] I feel like we don't get a little fine yet.
[01:13:42] He's not even aiming at him, he's aiming like fucking below him!
[01:13:49] I think we're fine, even if we die here it's faster to die and get a new one than re-armed.
[01:14:04] tracking the bullet impacts I hate you and the way that you know how to use your
[01:14:10] brain fuck you chopper on my six here and try to handbrake him
[01:14:17] rotate it a bit sideways a little bit harder than that
[01:14:24] if he shoots this guy out of the chopper seat I am taking my shirt off
[01:14:31] We used this range here, not a good range to fight at, not really worth it at all.
[01:14:37] This guy agrees I think.
[01:14:39] Okay, I was a close one.
[01:14:46] Come on, fight me dude, please, please.
[01:14:50] You started it, why don't you want to finish it?
[01:14:53] Cause you just hit him!
[01:14:55] You just shot 200 bullets, you hit him with 199 of them!
[01:15:00] I wouldn't want to- I-
[01:15:01] He done fucked with an African lion!
[01:15:04] Hammons.
[01:15:04] He thought it was a mongoose, but it was just the lion's tail!
[01:15:08] I wish we had AP rounds, I could actually fucking kill the damn things.
[01:15:12] The firing squad up here, holy.
[01:15:14] Look at this.
[01:15:14] One sec, big crop here.
[01:15:24] Big crop.
[01:15:30] Holy mother of joseph
[01:15:39] Lord, meet with that child of day
[01:15:44] Only 80 bullets left
[01:15:45] There we go
[01:15:53] 26 bullets left, we're gonna go home now
[01:15:55] That's enough
[01:15:56] That's enough farm now
[01:15:58] Is that enough? Is that enough? You just killed fucking nine generations. That's enough? Oh, thank goodness.
[01:16:03] 27 kills, so getting heaps of kills out of this.
[01:16:08] Bro, I have not gotten 27 kills in the helicopter in the last 40 hours of playtest time.
[01:16:17] Gonna check that firing squad I just mowed down the floor. Looks like there's a guy there.
[01:16:28] Yeah, that's money. Oh my gosh
[01:16:35] If he was a peanut server he'd have already been banned
[01:16:42] Saw the house, baby I
[01:16:47] Would abandon myself
[01:16:51] My fucking monster come
[01:16:53] Holy shit, that was insane.
[01:16:57] I mean the fact, the fact, he's doing all this with the name Bonnie Blue, you know, like
[01:17:11] it's one thing for this to happen to you by like XX Killer Dragon, XX FaZe Clan or something,
[01:17:21] It's like it's a whole nother thing when it's somebody named Bonnie blue. You know I
[01:17:29] Be in the chat. I ain't you buddy, you know, I
[01:17:34] Yeah, I'd be slurring no
[01:17:36] Yeah, I wouldn't be slurring
[01:17:40] I'll be ripping them. I'm very impressed with that fade myself
[01:17:46] And I thought you out
[01:17:48] Oh, can I finish it off with a helikopter?
[01:17:52] Come on, go for me dude.
[01:17:55] Please.
[01:18:05] No.
[01:18:05] That'll happen.
[01:18:06] How'd you survive?
[01:18:08] What?
[01:18:09] That'll happen.
[01:18:11] Body blew down.
[01:18:12] Body blew down.
[01:18:13] Yeah, OK, OK.
[01:18:14] No is... WHAT?!
[01:18:23] These guys are building a CRAM right now, I do not like to see that at all.
[01:18:27] Oh my god.
[01:18:31] Oh, I swear I changed... hold, I swear I changed the YouTube title!
[01:18:37] YOU TOO, DAMMIT!
[01:18:39] I changed this title, I swear!
[01:18:42] This is bullshit. I changed yo bro. What is happening? What is happening?
[01:18:50] Nothing that I did this morning saved
[01:18:54] Mods ban three people is what it is
[01:19:01] And three people not because they did anything wrong but out of my own personal anger ban three people
[01:19:07] Is what it is this one of this
[01:19:12] I gotta take mine and grab on somebody who doesn't deserve it.
[01:19:15] That's how it has to happen.
[01:19:19] Save!
[01:19:27] Did it work?
[01:19:29] Reload.
[01:19:30] PettyHunch, de-let's-go.
[01:19:33] Okay, YouTube, are we good?
[01:19:38] We should be good.
[01:19:40] I think we're good. Alright.
[01:19:49] Feed Bonnie's hungry, lads. Bonnie's fucking hungry.
[01:19:52] Heh, hungry for some dick? That's a big show!
[01:20:00] Alright, I could watch this all day but we have been watching this guy fly around in
[01:20:03] the hell and just absolutely destroy people so.
[01:20:06] NEXT!
[01:20:10] I wanna watch some, I wanna watch some more war dog shit.
[01:20:16] What is this?
[01:20:19] These guys have been raining artillery down on me for the last three minutes.
[01:20:22] You're fat for nothing.
[01:20:23] Well, I have a little surprise for them.
[01:20:25] Check NVIDIA drivers updates! Why?
[01:20:29] Why? Why, Stealin?
[01:20:36] 4Dogs drivers? Is that like I have to do it?
[01:20:41] Like I have to do it right now?
[01:20:47] There's a difference between I need to do it and I should do it.
[01:20:53] I'm not doing it.
[01:21:03] Hey guys, welcome back to the channel, my name is Shreds.
[01:21:12] Today we're going to be looking at the Stingray Drone in War Dogs.
[01:21:17] Now this little drone was probably one of the most unique and useful pieces of equipment
[01:21:22] that I built and used throughout the whole beta experience.
[01:21:25] The Stingray Drone is probably my favorite buildable in the game right now.
[01:21:30] the CWIS, the AA emplacement, the mortars even. I think the Stingray drone is definitely
[01:21:37] up there. And with it being 5000 bucks and costing 900 mechanical supplies, I think you
[01:21:42] definitely get your bang for your buck with what you're trying to do. I'm using this
[01:21:45] to take out either enemy artillery tanks, enemy noble like ground tanks, battle tanks,
[01:21:51] and then also you can use it for killing CWISs, you can use it for killing mortar emplacements,
[01:21:56] things like that. It's a very versatile weapon system. Now, upsides to this thing is that
[01:22:01] it is a one shot, right? You aren't really risking buying an RPG and spawn and then running
[01:22:06] out and getting shot out in the open field while you're trying to kill a tank with an
[01:22:11] RPG. Plus, you never know that the RPG hits are actually going to kill the tank. These
[01:22:16] other drones are almost one shot every single time I've used them, and I've at least ate
[01:22:22] about 3 RPG rounds inside of the balancing. And outside of using this from the actual
[01:22:27] game experience, I think it really does reflect on the modern war, with, you know, conflicts
[01:22:32] becoming more reliable on cheap technology to cause an actual damage. Now, outside of
[01:22:38] real-life conflicts, I do think that the drill wallet is a one-shot kill to tanks for the
[01:22:44] most part from what I've literally seen using it, is that, although it is extremely powerful,
[01:22:50] It is also balanced.
[01:22:51] Now, I know what you're going to say is like strats, how is this thing balanced if it's
[01:22:55] a one hit kill?
[01:22:57] Right?
[01:22:58] Well, number one is that the thing costs $5,000.
[01:23:00] So if you do deploy it and you don't get a kill, you just wasted $5,000.
[01:23:06] Secondly, is that you have to rely on your teammates to be bringing you supplies to be
[01:23:10] able to use the weapon system in the first place.
[01:23:13] So like I said, it costs 900 mechanical, right?
[01:23:15] You have to have people constantly bring you in mechanical supplies to be able to operate
[01:23:20] effective drone station and you have to rely on your break and then your boost. So there's a
[01:23:27] break and boost system on the drone however it does drain battery. Hold on that thing one taps
[01:23:34] respawn cars. Money is too easy to make though okay so again I would like to remind everybody
[01:23:45] that the branch of war dogs that we have been playing up to this point has been an accelerated XP and money-gain branch
[01:23:53] Okay
[01:23:55] We only had more like three to four days to play war dogs
[01:23:59] So in theory it makes sense that they would increase the speed of which we would reach
[01:24:06] Certain things faster so we could experience tanks and helis and guns and so on so forth I
[01:24:13] I personally think that it's going to be a lot slower today. I think that
[01:24:20] Getting to that next helicopter or getting to that level two armor or getting to
[01:24:26] Where you're where you have 300 400k. I don't think it's gonna be as fast. I really don't I could be completely wrong
[01:24:35] But I really don't think so. I really don't think so
[01:24:39] What was your meeting with war dogs about?
[01:24:43] What meeting are you talking about? I don't know.
[01:24:46] So if you want to break to make your turn sharper, it actually is going to drain your battery life and you have, you know, a set amount of time to be able to use this.
[01:24:55] Wait, each rocket is $5,000?
[01:24:59] Get it and line it up and be able to actually get it on target.
[01:25:03] So it's very...
[01:25:04] Wait, I'm right. It's in the patch notes for today.
[01:25:07] Wait, where's those patch notes at?
[01:25:13] On steam!
[01:25:32] On steam!
[01:25:34] Let me look.
[01:25:35] Let's take a gander, shall we?
[01:25:40] Let me take a look here, one pound fish.
[01:25:53] Major update September 9th, that one, the one that was posted on September 9th.
[01:26:01] Okay.
[01:26:07] an exploit that let players reach an unintended position on the church roof added a new report
[01:26:13] tracking system. Reports are now weighted so that repeat and bad faith reports carry
[01:26:18] less influence. Shhhh. My reports are going to be nothing. Cheater bands are now announced
[01:26:28] in server when match termination is turned off. The kick from server message now only
[01:26:36] appears if you're actually banned.
[01:26:38] Rework server browser filtering, fixed community servers, images scaling incorrectly.
[01:26:44] The host server button now links straight to the hosting page.
[01:26:47] You're all good, Gaff.
[01:26:55] Fixed voice cutting out permanently after failed join.
[01:26:59] Stale channel rejoins, push to talk targeting and re-logging all recovered properly.
[01:27:04] improved voice reliable under load and added a visible communication status.
[01:27:09] Z20 Lakota, balance pass and fixed for sluggish pitch. Helicopter input dampening
[01:27:18] now applies to every input device. Vehicle turrets now have a maximum
[01:27:21] operator rotation speed. 155mm, 122mm flare deployables now take up more
[01:27:27] room in your loadout. Fixed a DPI issue affecting tank aiming.
[01:27:32] pop in you shittas and taking your lunch money you no nipple bitches. Im coming to be server
[01:27:38] admin in the attack heli. lick my toes no nipple long toe nail balding freaks xdd im
[01:27:43] so horny and ready for this game. Get me in.
[01:27:48] Whaaaaat? Vass? Jesus somebody get that guy a pillow. DLS, DLS, MAAAANAAA
[01:28:01] DLSS frame generation can be turned off without restarting
[01:28:05] Reduce shadow cash refreshes fix to crash. I don't give a damn about none of this balance changes
[01:28:12] Look at the data. We've decided to slow levels down around 10 to 20 and flatten the curve from 35 onward
[01:28:18] This means our median players at 20 to 25 hours will be around level 20
[01:28:25] those wanting the big ticket items the top 5% will need to grind. Artillery
[01:28:32] moves to career 90 and heavy tank to driver 35. Driver has also been re...
[01:28:40] Hold on a minute. Chad, do I got the pass for this? Can I say this?
[01:28:55] to give a satisfying escalation through attack vehicles, forward operating base, and large
[01:29:09] hammer vendor prices have gone up to make them more of a choice.
[01:29:14] Levels 10 to 20 slowed down the Kerr-Flatten 35 artillery move to career 90 heavy tank
[01:29:20] 35 forward operating base.
[01:29:22] Bands previously our balancing was designed specifically for weekend long benefits. I fucking told you
[01:29:29] Now they will be in line with where we believe they should be each season will be a different XP curve with different item orders
[01:29:37] below level six unchanged
[01:29:40] Level six eight thousand seven fifty to nine thousand two hundred and fifty five point seven percent slower level ten twenty five to thirty five thousand
[01:29:48] fifty four thousand to a hundred and ten thousand
[01:29:52] 111 250 holy shit so they slowed it down big time they slowed it down big time
[01:30:01] XP events players kill using an air vehicle 300 XP to 250 oh damn it you
[01:30:11] fuck assholes wait player kill using an air oh we're good we don't kill anybody
[01:30:18] as long as they didn't nerf the taxi I'm fine with it I'm fine with it vendor
[01:30:28] vehicle vendor forward operating base 2500 to 7500 large hammer 16 to 24 wait
[01:30:37] wait wait small armored supply crate from 5000 to oh my god little bird with
[01:30:47] minigun. Jesus Christ! What? Are you kidding me? It's a fucking prison! I'll put it
[01:31:00] bullshit! The galaxy sucks camel's dicks! Damn it! I'm gonna be poor forever! I am
[01:31:11] I'm going to be poor forever.
[01:31:15] Chat, I have a really good investment opportunity.
[01:31:18] Hear me out, okay?
[01:31:20] Hear me out.
[01:31:22] Hear me out, everybody?
[01:31:24] Hear me out.
[01:31:24] So basically, this is my investment opportunity for you.
[01:31:29] This is me up here, okay?
[01:31:31] Me.
[01:31:32] And I need Hellies, okay?
[01:31:35] And what we'll do is, I forgot it now,
[01:31:38] What we'll do is, is that you will be below me.
[01:31:41] I'll invite two people.
[01:31:42] So this is you, okay?
[01:31:45] And then this is him.
[01:31:47] And then you guys invite two people too.
[01:31:50] So, you know, you guys invite this guy,
[01:31:55] and then this guy as well.
[01:31:58] And then he invites this guy,
[01:32:01] and then this guy as well.
[01:32:03] And then those people invite three, two more people.
[01:32:07] So then they have this guy, okay?
[01:32:12] Plus this guy, plus this guy.
[01:32:14] And then they invite this guy,
[01:32:18] plus this guy and plus this guy.
[01:32:24] What do you think?
[01:32:28] And it is not a pyramid scheme.
[01:32:34] What do you think?
[01:32:37] No, you'll you will make your money back the people that if you invite will invite two more people and it will just continue to go
[01:32:45] Continue to the trickle down and then all the money comes to work fat ass BCL crush everyone below you
[01:32:56] Now that's just
[01:32:58] Now that was just unnecessary
[01:33:01] You really gonna hit me with a fat joke at a time like now
[01:33:04] And also a pyramid could 100% hold my weight you jackass
[01:33:10] Alright never mind
[01:33:12] I'll do it the old-fashioned way
[01:33:14] fuck
[01:33:16] damn it
[01:33:17] 1.0 unlocks career sports parachute 36 to 35 large backpack 56 to 55
[01:33:25] 8 p.m. Oh 83 to 82 little things medic pp 19
[01:33:30] 50 round drum mag 33 to 29
[01:33:36] large hammer
[01:33:38] unlocks driver
[01:33:40] and that's it
[01:33:42] Like it!
[01:33:44] No!
[01:33:46] No! No!
[01:33:48] No
[01:33:50] No
[01:33:52] What do you think about that? No
[01:33:54] Imperative that you use the drone
[01:33:56] get it up in a timely manner
[01:33:58] Line it up to a target as soon as you find them because you have that limited battery capacity
[01:34:04] So what I'd recommend is whenever you do place one of these drone launchers down is that whatever
[01:34:10] You're trying to aim at you aim the drone or launch the drone in the opposite way
[01:34:16] This will give you plenty of space to be able to turn the drone around and line. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest
[01:34:21] This video is is is breaking my soul
[01:34:25] Alright, I want war dogs clips, war dogs clips, war dogs clips, war dogs clips!
[01:34:33] We got an hour left until playtest opens! I want nothing but war dogs clips!
[01:34:38] Are you so fat that it's surprising your heli even lifts off the ground?
[01:34:43] What?!
[01:34:44] You need to, and you got small hands.
[01:34:46] Okay, I had no idea when I was asking for this.
[01:34:50] I would be deleting all the clips completely.
[01:34:55] Kill one.
[01:35:02] All in favor of banning Shraab from even being able to play the game, say aye.
[01:35:08] I'll send it in to John Wardogs.
[01:35:10] Kill them.
[01:35:11] What?
[01:35:12] It does go through walls, by the way.
[01:35:15] I killed two people through the wall.
[01:35:18] Yeah.
[01:35:19] Heathenism.
[01:35:20] Fucking ban them.
[01:35:22] Oh, shit.
[01:35:27] Got your tent?
[01:35:29] Oh, contact front?
[01:35:33] Got your bitch.
[01:35:35] Never mind, I squashed the shit out of him. See you later, boys.
[01:35:38] Yeah, I did.
[01:35:40] I squashed the fucking shit out of him.
[01:35:42] We got a tent! Wee-haw!
[01:35:46] Actually, Goomba stopped the shit out of him.
[01:35:48] I did. I Goomba stopped the shit out of him.
[01:35:52] Now, be honest, do you think I could do that?
[01:36:03] Do you think I'm skilled enough?
[01:36:05] Be honest.
[01:36:06] Okay, lie to me.
[01:36:11] Lie to me.
[01:36:15] Thanks boys.
[01:36:16] Thanks y'all.
[01:36:17] I appreciate it.
[01:36:18] it put some shoes on you heathen
[01:36:48] Jesus.
[01:36:52] How do we kill that guy?
[01:36:57] Oh, my word.
[01:36:59] Fuck you, Katniss!
[01:37:01] Is the bow broken? It's pretty strong against level 1s, yeah.
[01:37:05] This one's it, you have to understand it, only works against level 1 armor, that's why it's so strong.
[01:37:10] So, if you want to get easy kills early in the playtest, or when the actual game launches, use the bow.
[01:37:16] Oh my god, he just got slapped
[01:37:21] You're gonna struggle once everyone gets better armor
[01:37:25] Later on ineffective. Yeah, once everyone gets level two. Yeah, I do not tell the rest players that this exists
[01:37:36] This is insane the bow is absolutely insane got a honzo in the lobby
[01:37:41] on level 2 on them as well. Zero drop off? Yeah, pretty much.
[01:37:48] You don't need a heli to spot one of us in the back of someone, okay?
[01:37:53] Shut up!
[01:37:55] Didn't see the guy.
[01:37:59] Oh. This is crazy.
[01:38:03] There's one more guy on the pipe.
[01:38:06] We've just dispatched the red team.
[01:38:09] There's one more guy, I'm pretty sure. We need him.
[01:38:18] Am I- Am I...
[01:38:22] A bitch? Yes! There you are!
[01:38:26] Am I... cheap?
[01:38:29] And I hate you.
[01:38:33] This isn't- This is unbelievable. I- I can't- What the hell is happening?
[01:38:38] Is that like 8 kills?
[01:38:39] We've only got it until the end of the day, right?
[01:38:45] You're a green team, heathen?
[01:38:50] Next video.
[01:38:52] Did you know there's extra features coming to war dogs that weren't in the beta?
[01:38:56] All of this will be starting once the game launches in early access, such as you'll be
[01:38:59] able to exchange cash for gold bars, which then you can use the gold bars to unlock skins
[01:39:04] for weapons and armor.
[01:39:05] What's even cooler is the price of gold bars is going to fluctuate daily based on the market
[01:39:10] from the players.
[01:39:11] So you could try to buy low to get a better return on gold bars.
[01:39:14] Cash will reset each season, however your cash will automatically get converted into
[01:39:18] gold bars so you can then buy skins in the next season.
[01:39:21] Speaking of things that transition to the next season, there's going to be a skill
[01:39:24] tree which you can invest points in to get permanent unlocks such as helicopters or
[01:39:29] dogs, or being able to hold your breath longer when sniping.
[01:39:33] There will also be challenges that you can complete that you can then redeem in the
[01:39:36] game.
[01:39:37] Give all snipers asthma.
[01:39:40] Give every if you pick up a bolt action sniper you develop asthma immediately.
[01:39:47] Black Market for free weapons or armor to take into your next match.
[01:39:50] You can also bribe the black market dealer to smuggle a weapon for you overnight so the
[01:39:54] next day you log on you can have a weapon ready for your next match.
[01:39:57] The game is also going to have vetting.
[01:39:59] You can bet on yourself such as saying you will get 10 kills in a single life in a match
[01:40:03] and if you complete it, you will double your money.
[01:40:07] Get that dude, dude, listen to me bro, if that is in the game today, I will not be allowed
[01:40:17] to stand up because it will be TOS because I will be Rockhard.
[01:40:21] Lastly, there will be businesses that you can invest money in which will generate weapons
[01:40:26] and items over time so even when you're offline you will have businesses generating items for you.
[01:40:30] Did you know there's extra- That was a hundred per- I know how hell he crashed when I see one.
[01:40:35] That group of people are dead. No doubt they did not survive that flip. No doubt.
[01:40:40] Do you call the factory that makes okay products?
[01:40:43] Oh what sorry? Factory that makes okay products.
[01:40:47] Um okay.
[01:40:50] But no mate.
[01:40:50] That's a factory.
[01:40:51] Oh of course.
[01:40:52] Oh kill them.
[01:40:53] How do you know it's the 12 inches long?
[01:40:55] Cause then it would be, um, a...
[01:40:57] BEEP
[01:40:58] You need to get this guy to the spot.
[01:41:00] Go ahead.
[01:41:01] Yeah.
[01:41:02] Oh, thanks.
[01:41:03] What do you call a sleeping bull?
[01:41:06] Anyone?
[01:41:07] Oh, no sir.
[01:41:08] BAM!
[01:41:09] BAM!
[01:41:10] BAM!
[01:41:11] BAM!
[01:41:12] BAM!
[01:41:13] BAM!
[01:41:14] BAM!
[01:41:15] BAM!
[01:41:16] BAM!
[01:41:17] BAM!
[01:41:18] BAM!
[01:41:19] BAM!
[01:41:20] BAM!
[01:41:21] BAM!
[01:41:22] Baa manaaaaaa
[01:41:39] Oh, oh, I could say
[01:41:47] Watch this
[01:41:49] Oh my god! I just hit it! Oh my god! I just hit the clip! I just hit the clip! That was insane!
[01:42:02] What?
[01:42:06] What the hell is this?!
[01:42:09] Hey! Sweet God!
[01:42:11] I mean good for them honestly round of applause in the cat
[01:42:21] Yeah.
[01:42:23] So great.
[01:42:29] I don't know, bro. I don't care about you.
[01:42:35] Nice!
[01:42:46] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!
[01:42:51] Okay, hold on. If you got pants, fasten them. Put a belt on. I'm pretty sure our dicks are
[01:43:03] about to get blown off our bodies. Lock it.
[01:43:21] Oh
[01:43:27] Y'all hit another helicopter
[01:43:51] Are you not in your pain I just killed like
[01:44:05] I
[01:44:35] Oh
[01:44:44] Prediction time
[01:44:45] Chat, what do you guys think the player count is gonna climb to today now?
[01:44:51] I will give you information that some people might already know during the early play test the game reached
[01:44:57] 249,000 concurrent okay
[01:45:00] 249,000 concurrent so with that being in mind
[01:45:03] What do you think now that the game is going to be open for people just to click on and play?
[01:45:08] What do you think that the player count will climb to?
[01:45:16] Gotta be realistic.
[01:45:20] I think personally that if the servers hold and the VoIP is working and everything is going the way it's supposed to be going,
[01:45:33] I predict that the game is going to climb anywhere from.
[01:45:38] Three hundred.
[01:45:40] Because you got to remember to it to Thursday.
[01:45:43] So typically highest player counts on Saturdays and Sundays.
[01:45:47] Not on Thursdays.
[01:45:53] I think it's going to be from like.
[01:45:57] Probably three hundred to.
[01:46:00] 350. That's my prediction. 3 to 350. 3 to 350. And that's modest.
[01:46:30] That was very close, RPG.
[01:46:33] Crow, boys, crow.
[01:46:35] I like your house, bro.
[01:46:37] I think you're old.
[01:46:55] At least they're safe in there.
[01:47:00] Well
[01:47:14] We've all been there
[01:47:18] Wait
[01:47:20] Why did I think that I thought that said hudge?
[01:47:32] I
[01:47:44] Hit him
[01:47:51] Where is he where is he
[01:48:02] Oh
[01:48:32] Do they not have any clue as they work? Well, I'm pretty sure a bunch of them get scared
[01:48:45] that I'm insta-firing the shot. The helicopter went too low and the sand missile hit the
[01:48:54] edge of the roof.
[01:48:57] Here there is no god anymore.
[01:49:27] That was Z-Chome! That was Z-Chome!
[01:49:34] What? Maybe it's worth it better.
[01:49:48] That scared the absolute f*** out of me.
[01:49:55] I'll burn a little barrel!
[01:49:58] You want one?
[01:50:00] I can't hear you, I'm sure!
[01:50:25] We'll do it in a minute.
[01:50:27] Because you've been locked up on the heat of this round.
[01:50:29] I don't know how many times I might be locked up.
[01:50:34] Weeby and super duper serious.
[01:50:38] What the hell are you f***ing doing?
[01:50:42] Follow me, fellas.
[01:50:51] Are you okay, McBrain?
[01:50:55] Oh
[01:51:25] Oh my god, I died
[01:51:55] I can drive outside and have to be able to solve it.
[01:52:03] Yes, do that.
[01:52:04] Oh, he's just...
[01:52:09] Over the f***ing gate.
[01:52:14] Hey, f*** you.
[01:52:19] Hey, fuck you!
[01:52:22] I gotta get this mirror opened up.
[01:52:26] Man, I'm watching the red from here.
[01:52:28] Ah!
[01:52:29] I'm watching this.
[01:52:33] Oh, fuck you, bro.
[01:52:39] Oh my god, you went fucking great in line!
[01:52:42] Holy shit!
[01:52:44] over the gate over the gate over the gate
[01:52:54] There's a sound.
[01:53:01] You're playing like time and looks like time and looks like it's flying in.
[01:53:12] I got a condo though.
[01:53:15] Any other profit, condo?
[01:53:18] Oh f**k, it's a people condo.
[01:53:20] I'm gonna test something on you chief
[01:54:20] Oh my god!
[01:54:30] What the f**k?
[01:54:42] Oh s**t, I didn't know you could get a pump ad, dude.
[01:54:45] What did I do to you, sir?
[01:54:47] I hit him again.
[01:54:49] You're lucky I like that.
[01:54:51] Bro, bro, bro, he says you're lucky I like you.
[01:54:57] Oh shut up bitch!
[01:55:03] Well that guy doesn't like me.
[01:55:05] I beat the hell out of him.
[01:55:07] I beat the hell out of him.
[01:55:09] He's like a fucking idiot.
[01:55:11] I beat the hell out of him.
[01:55:41] What the hell is going on here?
[01:55:46] Oh my god, he's alive!
[01:55:47] Oh, good! He's finally dead!
[01:55:49] He's cut himself off!
[01:56:11] Holy shit.
[01:56:33] Chad should I hit up Bordovs to see if I can get some keys to give away today?
[01:56:41] I
[01:56:47] Hit him up. Let me see though. Let me see the hooker group up with some keys
[01:56:54] I'm not doing shit and Peter. Don't tell these guys to kill me. Don't do it
[01:57:01] Bro get big kill me ice shit
[01:57:03] Huh.
[01:57:08] How are you aiming at me like that, bro?
[01:57:11] Well, I put another one.
[01:57:16] Yeah.
[01:57:19] Yeah.
[01:57:22] Yeah, pick me up?
[01:57:23] Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[01:57:24] Go!
[01:57:25] Oh, holy s***.
[01:57:26] Nice, nice.
[01:57:27] Wait, see that?
[01:57:28] Shit, shit, shit, shit!
[01:57:33] What?
[01:57:38] My medication.
[01:57:45] I will take it a little bit when war dogs drops.
[01:57:49] Honestly, f**k this game and f**k flying.
[01:57:56] What?
[01:57:57] 33.
[01:57:58] 33 minutes.
[01:57:59] 33 minutes.
[01:58:00] I love you
[01:58:16] I left them, that's them bro, that's them bro
[01:58:30] Oh f**k!
[01:58:32] Godammit!
[01:58:34] No way!
[01:58:40] Oh!
[01:58:42] Oh!
[01:58:44] Oh f**k!
[01:58:48] Oh my f**king god!
[01:58:50] I almost got dumped by whatever the f**k that was.
[01:58:52] I love it!
[01:58:54] I love it!
[01:59:00] Yeah.
[01:59:03] TAMAN CIDER WHAAT?
[01:59:17] Yes, I'm very excited!
[01:59:19] Very excited.
[01:59:20] Will Swanson Jack's dudes draw Ethan Hoffman, Mickey and Vexig, and L-
[01:59:30] I know as soon as I get my bandages out I'm dead.
[01:59:56] I'm getting my bandages out.
[02:00:09] He peeps as soon as I get my bandages out.
[02:00:23] That's it!
[02:00:24] I'm depressed.
[02:00:26] How long do we got chat?
[02:00:27] What's our ETA?
[02:00:29] What's our ETA?
[02:00:30] 30 minutes, bro.
[02:00:33] 30!
[02:00:36] We can't get into the firing range yet.
[02:00:39] No, or can we?
[02:00:40] Does anyone know?
[02:00:48] No, no firing range just yet.
[02:00:54] Nothing yet, okay.
[02:01:01] Be prepared.
[02:01:04] It ain't me!
[02:01:07] It ain't me!
[02:01:10] It ain't me!
[02:01:12] It ain't me!
[02:01:14] It ain't me!
[02:01:16] It ain't me!
[02:01:18] It ain't me!
[02:01:20] What is this audio?
[02:01:28] My man were cordoned off of his speakers.
[02:01:45] oh my god
[02:01:57] holy shit
[02:02:01] what's the matter
[02:02:15] YEP!
[02:02:17] YEP!
[02:02:20] SHIT!
[02:02:21] So this guy says he's got 5,000 hours of gameplay on Armory Forger as a pilot.
[02:02:30] He's literally flying this thing backwards? Am I trippin' right now?
[02:02:35] Maybe that's why he's flying backwards. This guy flying forwards is boring.
[02:02:41] That's how good he is.
[02:02:43] Okay.
[02:02:45] Oh, it looks like you can control this thing though.
[02:02:54] Look at how he's rolling in.
[02:02:58] Trees aren't too crazy sensitive.
[02:03:04] You can hear the procs chat though.
[02:03:08] Bro.
[02:03:10] So he just made a thousand bucks.
[02:03:15] One of my favorite things in War Dogs is base raiding.
[02:03:18] Because the other day the enemies built a fortress, but there was a pretty major flaw.
[02:03:21] I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, and for a moment I thought I was undetected.
[02:03:27] Three dead, three dead.
[02:03:28] Everything was going well, until green team dropped mortars.
[02:03:31] Oh, I've been blown up and flowing across the map.
[02:03:34] It was a case of wrong place, wrong time.
[02:03:36] But since I'm a great teammate, I picked them up and then hunted the last stragglers.
[02:03:42] Oh my god.
[02:03:43] Oh!
[02:03:44] All there was left to do was hack the fob, but Green Team had other plans.
[02:03:47] You could say we won the battle, but we definitely lost the war.
[02:03:51] One of my favorite things in Warlords' Bait...
[02:03:52] Wow!
[02:04:08] Oh!
[02:04:10] Dude!
[02:04:11] Yo, can I say something? I feel like the headshots in this game feel so fucking good.
[02:04:15] They feel so good.
[02:04:17] I'm seeing Digger for the five gifted!
[02:04:20] Yo, Chad, do we have...
[02:04:21] We have drops, don't we?
[02:04:23] What are the drops?
[02:04:25] Do we know?
[02:04:35] One sub for a War Dogs badge.
[02:04:37] What, like a Twitch badge?
[02:04:41] This badge.
[02:04:48] This badge.
[02:04:49] Let me see.
[02:04:50] What?
[02:04:51] Do not take your shirt off just to get.
[02:04:56] Let me see.
[02:04:57] Let me see your penis.
[02:04:58] Where is it?
[02:05:01] Okay.
[02:05:04] Let's put it.
[02:05:05] So this is the old one.
[02:05:08] This white one.
[02:05:09] And this is the new one.
[02:05:10] Oh, it's right here.
[02:05:12] It's up for Warlord.
[02:05:14] It's a Gold War Dogs badge.
[02:05:16] Well, there you go.
[02:05:18] The more you know.
[02:05:20] The more you know.
[02:05:26] Oh, you get both!
[02:05:28] I wish they would have did something in a cooler.
[02:05:30] But badges are cool.
[02:05:40] Oh
[02:05:46] That's alright
[02:05:50] Yo chat you guys want to go fuck with Nick real quick
[02:05:54] You guys want to go fuck with Nick
[02:05:57] All right, hey follow my lead follow my lead
[02:06:01] All right, we know
[02:06:04] You're so excited for war dogs
[02:06:07] and can't wait to watch you play it let me know when you guys are ready let me
[02:06:16] know when you guys are ready let me know let me know when you're ready are we
[02:06:22] you ready? Send it. Attack. I'm not not excited. You know, I just, you know, you know, you're
[02:06:35] just, oh, okay. Fuck you, Hutch. That's it to war, bro. To war. Everybody go to Hutch's
[02:06:45] chat they say hutch is not skinny what hold the line hold door in the chat hold
[02:06:53] door hold or hutch is hold the line hold or hold or hold it hold the line
[02:07:05] attackers archers forward the next chat everyone else hold or hold or is that a
[02:07:12] guy. Hodor! Keep sending assaults! Archers! Archers have rained everyone else! Hodor!
[02:07:22] No? Yeah, he's looking at me. Nice. We gotta go, bro.
[02:07:25] Nice. I think we're winning. I think we're winning, potentially.
[02:07:30] Are we winning?
[02:07:32] Are we winning? Hodor!
[02:07:34] I
[02:07:58] Everyone else hold or hold or don't let them win don't let them win
[02:08:02] Don't let him win!
[02:08:04] Hold the line!
[02:08:06] Do not let him win!
[02:08:08] Artyx!
[02:08:10] Hold the line!
[02:08:12] Don't let him win!
[02:08:14] Don't let him win!
[02:08:16] Okay, alright, alright, alright, alright!
[02:08:18] Everybody calm down!
[02:08:20] Alright!
[02:08:22] Alright, alright, alright!
[02:08:24] We're tearing each other apart here. Jesus!
[02:08:26] Alright, bro.
[02:08:28] Whoo!
[02:08:30] Whoo! Whoo!
[02:08:34] Damn it, man.
[02:08:38] Good work, team! Hey! Good work!
[02:08:42] Good work! Good work! Good work, everybody!
[02:08:46] Great job! Great job!
[02:08:50] Great job!
[02:08:54] One dead. Right here.
[02:08:58] Oh!
[02:09:28] you
[02:09:58] you
[02:10:28] you
[02:10:58] you
[02:11:28] you
[02:11:58] I don't see the resemblance
[02:12:09] Oh
[02:12:26] Holy shit, what the fuck
[02:12:39] I
[02:13:09] I just picked a while.
[02:13:14] He shot the pilot.
[02:13:15] I'm going to need a little help on this one.
[02:13:17] We are talking about this topic on my stream today and it brought some super interesting
[02:13:21] conversations.
[02:13:22] A viewer asked me what would I like to see in the future of War Dogs.
[02:13:26] I thought about it for a few minutes.
[02:13:27] What I would like to see in War Dogs is another game mode that's not just King of the Hill
[02:13:32] obviously, where it's two teams, 50 v 50, and it's basically a big base battle.
[02:13:37] You have the start of a round to go out and gather supplies.
[02:13:40] Each team can fight over it.
[02:13:47] Why is it that whenever we have something fun and enjoyable, the first thing people
[02:13:52] think is how can we do something completely different that can maybe be fun?
[02:13:59] The game isn't even out yet, brother.
[02:14:02] What are we talking about?
[02:14:04] Oh, of course, but I'm fucking locked in the fucking thing.
[02:14:11] I'm gonna fucking break forward.
[02:14:16] There's your break!
[02:14:20] Oh shit, that's fucking good.
[02:14:23] Clip, Jack, clip that.
[02:14:25] They say you'll hit that in the fucking local.
[02:14:30] Okay, so it's flying logistics, is your fit?
[02:14:33] It's my favorite dude, it's my favorite.
[02:14:34] Don't think he's playing though.
[02:14:36] He crashes at least half the time, correct?
[02:14:38] He's a liar, correct?
[02:14:39] He's a liar.
[02:14:42] 50% of time, it's not too bad.
[02:14:44] You flip that coin.
[02:14:47] Oh, helicopter's crashing.
[02:14:48] I'm like.
[02:14:58] That was AI.
[02:15:00] A- It hasn't AI come so far.
[02:15:03] Ha!
[02:15:04] AI has come so far.
[02:15:09] 15 minutes!
[02:15:20] Wait, is this a new video?
[02:15:21] I don't think that this will allow me on your screen, it looks awesome, here we go.
[02:15:39] bro look at how far look at how far the game has come
[02:16:09] Oh, shit.
[02:16:11] Yeah, camera.
[02:16:15] This is great.
[02:16:17] Fuck it.
[02:16:18] Fuck him.
[02:16:23] My name!
[02:16:24] It was not funny.
[02:16:27] He was very happy to dance the thing.
[02:16:29] I like him!
[02:16:39] ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[02:17:10] Let's fucking go!
[02:17:16] It's a peri-dog unit, it's based on shit, now I'm like...
[02:17:21] Call me, take your weapons back!
[02:17:24] They're open to fire from above!
[02:17:39] Yeah, that was cool.
[02:17:46] It's all about Bombadilla, Crackadilla now.
[02:17:50] 6'7".
[02:17:53] Yo, listen man, if you like the War Dogs team or if you hate them, or if you like the War
[02:18:00] Dogs game or you hate it, you cannot not think it's cool for these guys, you know?
[02:18:08] You can't not like the people behind it, you know what I'm saying?
[02:18:15] They're really cool people.
[02:18:17] I hardly even know them and just like watching the, how they're talking about on social media
[02:18:22] and I don't know man.
[02:18:25] You know what I really enjoyed whenever he was watching that YouTuber who made the video
[02:18:29] and he was like, not partaking it, but like giving his opinions on the video and he's
[02:18:32] drinking a beer while doing it.
[02:18:35] That's cool.
[02:18:36] That's cool.
[02:18:37] cool. Alright, there I hope this game fucking does amazing.
[02:18:53] What are these settings these motherfuckers are running? This guy's
[02:18:57] playing on stretch-stress or I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking at.
[02:19:01] I
[02:19:06] Hey come ram us hold on
[02:19:12] Yeah, again from the side
[02:19:19] Try to move that user
[02:19:23] Yeah, please some ram us guys we really stuck
[02:19:31] Oh my god!
[02:19:32] Oh my god!
[02:19:33] You f***ing no god!
[02:19:35] Is this friendly fire?
[02:19:38] We watched this already, but they're different ones.
[02:19:41] Oh, we watched these. I think we've watched all these.
[02:19:53] Is he gonna go camp the spawn vehicle?
[02:19:56] I wonder.
[02:19:57] 10 minutes 10 minutes oh I don't I don't even know what just happened I'm all
[02:20:17] out fresh out come on peanut I was just for the record I wasn't gonna give you
[02:20:24] I was splitting it in my inventory, you can check my mod.
[02:20:28] Hit me, I'll come to come in.
[02:20:30] Oh, check my- I really can't believe what's happening!
[02:20:33] Oh my s-
[02:20:35] What was that?
[02:20:36] Christ!
[02:20:39] Your thumb is on the outside of your fingers.
[02:20:40] If it is on the inside, it can break your thumb during impact.
[02:20:42] Do this with both hands.
[02:20:43] You now want to place your fists halfway between your chest and your hip.
[02:20:46] Once you at this point-
[02:20:47] This has already happened to me.
[02:20:49] Fuck you.
[02:20:50] 10 minutes more.
[02:20:55] You are being $55!
[02:21:00] Why?
[02:21:02] There's your precious to me.
[02:21:06] That's not a thank you, I'm in for it.
[02:21:12] What the hell just happened?
[02:21:16] Katniss Everdeen, I swear.
[02:21:46] Oh my gosh, that was disgusting.
[02:22:04] And that does it.
[02:22:09] Gentlemen gentlemen
[02:22:12] How goes the war how goes the war dogs
[02:22:15] Listen, I'm feeling like a very generous person. Oh, dude. I'm yelling. That's me. I'm yelling it. That's me
[02:22:22] I'm yelling it. That's me. I'm losing my fucking mind
[02:22:29] What in the hell are we
[02:22:44] Bro, they got a grenade dash ornament?
[02:23:05] That's for the supporter pack, really.
[02:23:16] Oh, shit!
[02:23:35] I
[02:23:44] Be wild if you guys just revived me in the seven minutes super cool. I
[02:23:51] Just I just kind of fell down over here like I wasn't hurt nobody
[02:24:05] You suck.
[02:24:07] OKAY! I wanna live!
[02:24:09] I wanna live!
[02:24:11] Thank you!
[02:24:17] What up?
[02:24:19] There's a bunch of dudes over there that are pretty chill.
[02:24:23] HAHAHAHAHA!
[02:24:29] I'm gonna fight my fellow shallot again.
[02:24:35] Oh
[02:25:05] You're telling me that we've been watching clips for two and a half hours and I have
[02:25:14] not been featured in one singular clip and the first clip that I am featured in is my
[02:25:20] helicopter getting smited out of the sky by a power cable and me dying.
[02:25:32] tell me
[02:25:34] fucking
[02:25:36] tell me
[02:25:38] tell me
[02:25:40] tell me
[02:25:46] I use
[02:25:48] fuck
[02:25:50] yeah
[02:25:52] damn it
[02:25:54] you can like this stream
[02:25:56] mod's made by people on the youtube chat
[02:25:58] fuck it
[02:26:00] Do you haven't crashed yet
[02:26:11] My parents
[02:26:17] Thank you, we got to see a church in the rear
[02:26:30] What the hell?
[02:26:32] I got one more.
[02:26:34] Who the fuck is yelling?
[02:26:38] God damn, dude, I'm waiting for a voodoo ranger son of a bitch.
[02:26:44] Thank you.
[02:26:46] Yo, bro, there's going to be a study on how many people started drinking voodoo rangers while gaming because of peanut.
[02:26:54] There's gonna be a study.
[02:26:56] to be a study.
[02:26:57] Buddy, I'm not having the best time.
[02:26:59] Don't flip!
[02:27:07] You can, you can!
[02:27:09] You can! Do a barrel roll!
[02:27:26] Yeah, it's more I was it's sitting right here
[02:27:56] I gotta get the fucking pilot!
[02:27:59] Yeah!
[02:28:06] Hey!
[02:28:09] THREE MINUTES!
[02:28:16] You need that, Helly?
[02:28:17] Ohhhh!
[02:28:19] Good shit, Rob.
[02:28:20] Robert.
[02:28:21] I'm gonna kill you, mate.
[02:28:22] Oh, Rocket's minute.
[02:28:24] Rocket man.
[02:28:25] I saw that, yeah. He's coming back.
[02:28:29] Try to hit me.
[02:28:34] Come on, do it again, do it again.
[02:28:37] Oh, I got him.
[02:28:39] I got him.
[02:28:40] Oh, nice.
[02:28:42] I'm sorry.
[02:28:49] Two minutes!
[02:28:50] Well that's how we do it, Tom!
[02:28:57] There's a little bird coming with people on her buzz and no one's trying to get him.
[02:29:03] Is that people?
[02:29:04] No, no, no, no.
[02:29:05] Why haven't you caught them?
[02:29:06] I haven't seen them.
[02:29:07] I don't need them.
[02:29:08] It's installing!
[02:29:09] Oh!
[02:29:10] Looked her over!
[02:29:11] You sir petite princess.
[02:29:12] I love you, bitch!
[02:29:13] Looks are over.
[02:29:15] You so petite princess.
[02:29:19] I love you bitch.
[02:29:24] Oh, oh
[02:29:28] You didn't preload I did preload
[02:29:31] It's opening it's opening
[02:29:36] It's opening
[02:29:43] Let's go it's opening. I think everybody stay calm
[02:29:55] All door
[02:30:02] Shroud got bed. Yes
[02:30:05] Yes
[02:30:08] Yes, we did it
[02:30:10] We did it! They listened!
[02:30:40] I
[02:31:10] in the field, you've got some basic training to complete.
[02:31:16] Don't worry, if you're all up as good as they think you are, it'll be easy.
[02:31:22] It's in the building, and turn right.
[02:31:24] Just a quick induction video from the suits.
[02:31:27] Don't hang about here.
[02:31:28] Let's rock.
[02:31:34] Let me in.
[02:31:35] Let me in.
[02:31:37] We all.
[02:31:39] Okay.
[02:31:40] Welcome to the training center.
[02:31:43] I take it you've already heard about our little video.
[02:31:46] Good.
[02:31:47] Turn on the projector and scroll and press play.
[02:31:52] Just start watching.
[02:31:57] Hey, genuinely thank you for purchasing our game
[02:32:00] and joining us on this journey.
[02:32:02] WarDocs is an early access title
[02:32:04] as such all progression except for your gold bars
[02:32:07] Cosmetics will be reset seasonally. We are currently working toward building our full vision of WarDocs with more content, expanded metagame, and permanent progression systems, and we'll be releasing on multiple platforms, but until then, we hope you make money, use money, and love every second of winning it back.
[02:32:26] Now that that's finally over, you can head across the hall and start training.
[02:32:37] KC with a hundred and fifty gifted die job!
[02:32:44] My man, my man, my man!
[02:32:48] Welcome everybody to the community!
[02:32:51] WKC in a check!
[02:32:58] Shrouds band let him know I did it!
[02:33:07] I'm just before barning to see myself, so when you're ready, fire at the targets.
[02:33:20] WAAA! WAAA! WAAA!
[02:33:21] You can easily penetrate weak materials. A glass, wood, cloth, a piece of paper.
[02:33:26] Hit the target through the wood, to see for yourself.
[02:33:32] Solid work.
[02:33:33] Solid work.
[02:33:34] Unlike wood, some surfaces are not in control causing bullets to ricochet.
[02:33:40] Fire radiation container and watch the bullet rebound.
[02:33:46] Boom.
[02:33:47] Good job.
[02:33:48] Boom.
[02:33:49] The shooting line was exploded.
[02:33:51] Go to the vendor and get some grenades.
[02:33:54] You may need to grab a backpack or not if you don't have one already.
[02:33:57] Heard yes chef, yes chef, yes chef.
[02:34:04] Now, take a grenade from slot 4 if you attack-
[02:34:10] YATSY!
[02:34:11] I'm coming through the top window.
[02:34:12] Warlords.
[02:34:13] YATSY!
[02:34:14] Good work.
[02:34:15] Now, go back to the game and get yourself a little handsome armor from the gear selection.
[02:34:24] Thick cheeks.
[02:34:25] While this gear makes you harder to kill, it also adds weight.
[02:34:32] Yes.
[02:34:33] YASE.
[02:34:35] Yes.
[02:34:38] YASE.
[02:34:42] YASE.
[02:34:52] LET ME END!
[02:34:58] CHRISTOPHER!
[02:35:03] i got you christopher i got you come here
[02:35:07] yep don't you worry about nothing christopher i'm gonna i'm gonna save your life and give you a
[02:35:12] good time while doing it i'm hard give me a second just give him christopher a good rubbing tug
[02:35:23] nice
[02:35:23] You're a man, he definitely won't be shot again.
[02:35:28] No!
[02:35:29] This fellow can't catch a break.
[02:35:32] While you could just use your hands to revive him again, use a proper medical equipment, makes the process way faster.
[02:35:39] Grab a resuscitator from the vented item selection, and see for yourself.
[02:35:48] Now, drag that guy away from the danger before resuscitating him.
[02:35:52] heard yes chef go over here Christopher you piece of shit
[02:36:13] onto the next redeem you can skip this by leaving
[02:36:22] Wait, can I leave this?
[02:36:49] I'm leaving.
[02:36:50] Fuck you.
[02:36:53] There's no servers up!
[02:37:05] Wait, do you guys...
[02:37:15] Are you guys seeing servers?
[02:37:18] Oh
[02:37:23] Haha
[02:37:26] My community server wait, is that my server?
[02:37:39] No
[02:37:41] Shit.
[02:37:54] Is there any servers up?
[02:37:57] Shit.
[02:38:06] official. Wait what? Oh there it is! Yes! We're in! I'm on the blue team! Fuck!
[02:38:36] Come on in boys, come on in!
[02:38:50] No, everyone else's helicopter sucks, join my airline!
[02:39:04] We're gonna have a great day! We're gonna make cuts on money!
[02:39:10] Wait, wait, jump in mine!
[02:39:12] Courage!
[02:39:15] Get in! Get in!
[02:39:17] Is that actually you?
[02:39:19] Wait, shit.
[02:39:21] Shit.
[02:39:22] You might lie about being the T2C on normal size.
[02:39:25] I'm not lying.
[02:39:26] I was at its best behavior tonight.
[02:39:28] Get in! Get in!
[02:39:30] Can't you hear me?
[02:39:32] Yeah, yeah!
[02:39:33] Get in!
[02:39:35] Let's go!
[02:39:38] I forgot I've never seen shit!
[02:39:40] You son of a bitch, it's alright.
[02:39:43] Gentlemen, first flight of the rest of our lives.
[02:39:47] The first flight of the rest of our lives!
[02:39:55] They're locked in!
[02:39:57] We're going to be cruising at around 5,000 feet, we're going to be landing fast as you've
[02:40:06] ever seen before.
[02:40:08] Gentlemen, I'm going to need kills, I'm going to need money.
[02:40:12] Make me rich!
[02:40:13] Yes, sir, yes, sir!
[02:40:14] You're not dead you're not dead
[02:40:32] I'm so lucky, Dad!
[02:40:42] Parachuteers, go!
[02:40:53] Oh shit, there's people on the right.
[02:40:56] I'm trying to hudge, thanks. Appreciate it.
[02:40:59] Go, go, go, go, go, go, I'll get by guys!
[02:41:29] Tell the boys, tell the boys just to get into lobbies right now, we'll link up when the
[02:41:43] server's stabilized.
[02:41:45] Tell Landmark, tell Nick just to get in lobbies, we'll link up when the server's stabilized,
[02:41:50] okay?
[02:41:51] He's in my lobby already, wonderful.
[02:41:55] I have a feeling the servers are going to burn.
[02:41:57] And I don't think we should leave and try and join anything right now.
[02:42:00] I think we should just be happy we're here.
[02:42:06] Nick got put in the queue. Oh no!
[02:42:09] No, but we're going to quit the game before he even gets in.
[02:42:13] Oh no!
[02:42:27] We need to grab this building I don't know people are actually gonna use this though
[02:42:44] this early on I don't think this is worth it we'll grab it either way I guess
[02:42:52] honestly it might be worth just grabbing a kit and going to drag it out for the
[02:42:56] first game. It might be.
[02:43:56] you fucking bitch oh shit not good not good not good not good not good not good
[02:44:26] Shit! We gotta go get a gun!
[02:44:40] Dangerous.
[02:44:48] You didn't get a car to ride this train!
[02:44:56] All right, I think we grab a gun and we go fuck do we want to sniper early because no one has helmets or what do y'all think?
[02:45:06] What do y'all think?
[02:45:18] Get in, gentlemen!
[02:45:19] No, he's the number two pilot.
[02:45:21] I'm the number one.
[02:45:23] Get in, get in, get in, get in!
[02:45:26] Gotcha!
[02:45:27] Get in, get in!
[02:45:31] Fuck you, Artie, fuck you, Artie!
[02:45:33] Hello! Fuck you! Wait, what's going on with landmark?
[02:45:38] He's on the fucking red team!
[02:45:40] Oh, shit!
[02:45:42] Oh, we gotta put him down!
[02:45:44] Put him down, boys!
[02:45:46] For sure, for sure!
[02:45:47] No fear! No fear!
[02:45:50] Yeah, I ain't scared of that. I ain't scared of that guy.
[02:45:53] I'm a little scared, I'm not scared of him.
[02:45:55] No, I already put salt in his marinara. He's a piece of shit. He's a piece of shit.
[02:46:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah, there we go.
[02:46:02] There we go, where are we going, where are you dropping us?
[02:46:05] Oh man, listen boys, this is where we're going.
[02:46:10] We're going drilled too, we're going drilled too,
[02:46:13] we need to capture this John, okay, they're all over it.
[02:46:19] All right, there's already building supplies there.
[02:46:22] I'm gonna land you guys at the top.
[02:46:25] Okay.
[02:46:26] Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
[02:46:29] At the Norwegian duck owl.
[02:46:31] I'll chase up maneuvers.
[02:46:39] Give me one moment.
[02:46:43] Go down! Go down!
[02:46:45] Shit, oh shit, oh shit.
[02:46:47] Are you guys dead?
[02:46:49] Are you guys dead?
[02:46:51] We're heading up dead. Yeah, I think we're dead in the heli.
[02:46:53] Don't worry, I'll take you right back to the spawn. We'll get you up.
[02:46:57] up. That'll work. I think I'm in the alley still. Good news is I got you strapped in.
[02:47:04] Some of the best seatbelts you'll ever see, you'll never fly out. You're gonna be just fine.
[02:47:11] Hey, that's, that's alright. I got a long time to live here. There you go. Look at that. You're doing great.
[02:47:21] One moment. I gotta get them up now. Shit.
[02:47:27] Do you get land and wrestling?
[02:47:29] Yeah, we'll do that in the spawn.
[02:47:31] Shit, they're already dead.
[02:47:33] Fuck.
[02:47:35] We gotta get a gun as well.
[02:47:49] They changed how the hell they like.
[02:47:51] No problem, no problem.
[02:47:57] We need to revive these guys, we need to revive these guys!
[02:48:13] Shit, how do we get them out?
[02:48:18] You gotta click a jack on them.
[02:48:22] Get them up, get them up!
[02:48:25] I'm on the ground.
[02:48:30] Don't worry, I'm just teabagging you, and it helps you get revived faster.
[02:48:36] I can't use glitches.
[02:48:37] Oh, there it is.
[02:48:40] Great points, boys.
[02:48:43] Now we're gonna go right back, and we're gonna go take this fucking tower.
[02:48:51] Artie, stop taking my business, you jackass!
[02:48:55] I'm just gonna get a kid all boys wait for me give me two minutes
[02:49:04] All right, I get the fuck out of here
[02:49:11] Also play the finals fuck you okay, I'm trying to
[02:49:21] Fuck you I
[02:49:23] I love you. I love you items if you want to pick her on squad chat. I've been
[02:49:29] I've been told to squat. See you out there. See you out there.
[02:49:36] I'm coming boys.
[02:49:42] It's rock boss. Oh shit. I'm not even flying it. My bad. Excuse me.
[02:49:50] excuse me excuse me everybody in get in shotgun man
[02:50:03] lock in boys
[02:50:08] yo passenger you might throw me a bandage my bandaging me real quick
[02:50:14] all right listen boys we need tower to lock the fucking
[02:50:26] they got so lucky they got so lucky
[02:50:44] Do you drop in how much are you crashing this baby and joining us?
[02:50:50] Oh I'm joining you guys but I'm a parker somewhere.
[02:50:53] Sounds good, let's do it.
[02:50:57] We'll go through these trees.
[02:51:01] That'll work.
[02:51:03] How'd you get so good at flying this dang heli already?
[02:51:10] I have no life and no bitches
[02:51:22] So fucking my voice
[02:51:29] Lock in
[02:51:35] Lock in
[02:51:37] Oh, it looks like we actually took it. I'm gonna take the heli over there so I can move these guys over to the next area.
[02:51:52] Ain't they already won?
[02:52:07] Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, we took that shit
[02:52:16] Very nice very nice
[02:52:32] Let's go to the hot zone now since we got the tower come on let's go let's go
[02:52:37] Yeah, we got this file will keep these guys here then capture it stay here and capture
[02:52:51] it build this bitch up
[02:52:52] Let's go gentlemen good to see you guys good to see you guys
[02:53:03] Nice nice. All right, this is where we need to be
[02:53:13] We're all right, we're all right
[02:53:15] We're a little bit of this hill go over. I
[02:53:19] Am I am I am you get here? Oh shit balls. See you guys. Good luck out there
[02:53:25] Oh, they lived, okay, they lived.
[02:53:36] I'm not, I'm not living, no, you're saying I'm missing, I'm missing.
[02:53:43] Oh, motherfucker, bro, what are you doing up here?
[02:53:53] Oh my boys gonna come get me they are they're on their way come on boys. Hey fuck you buddy. Hey fuck you, buddy
[02:54:03] Hey, hey you
[02:54:08] You
[02:54:23] HELP ME!
[02:54:27] Hey, Warp! They did it! I landed the helicopter and everyone survived!
[02:54:32] Yes, sir!
[02:54:34] Good work, boys. I'm so proud of each and every single one of you.
[02:54:39] Now we get up and we win the game.
[02:54:46] Except the people that got shot died. We don't talk about them.
[02:54:49] Oh, shit.
[02:54:50] Oh, shit.
[02:54:53] Defend the position!
[02:55:17] Resum! Resum! Resum!
[02:55:21] Watch our back, somebody!
[02:55:31] All right, let's move, let's move, let's move.
[02:55:32] On me, let's go!
[02:55:48] Oh my gosh, not good.
[02:55:50] To the circle! To the circle!
[02:56:05] In front!
[02:56:10] One dead in front! There's another one left! No!
[02:56:14] Bastard! Help!
[02:56:17] Help!
[02:56:20] Oh, let me die.
[02:56:22] Oh, let me die!
[02:56:33] Oh!
[02:56:39] It's okay.
[02:56:40] Oh!
[02:56:42] He shot me in the dick!
[02:56:50] Wait! We hold here! The circle's coming back to us!
[02:57:08] To the charge! Hold the charge!
[02:57:20] Oh
[02:57:26] Hold the church hold the church. I ain't coming
[02:57:44] Check the m's
[02:57:50] yes yes we got nick and landmark we're gonna meet up but the servers are like
[02:57:57] super unstable right now so we're all just kind of gaming until the server
[02:58:01] stabilize yes yes what happened to you
[02:58:06] damaged me worry worry oh yeah got you bro just some free money get some free
[02:58:11] money yep yep eat up eat up I got your back
[02:58:16] I'll shoot them. They won't see us.
[02:58:18] Alright, here. Here.
[02:58:20] There you go.
[02:58:26] Shit!
[02:58:36] Oh my god, there's a hundred of them up on the hill, boys.
[02:58:39] This gun sucks balls bro, it sucks balls, it sucks balls.
[02:58:49] Kill the other guy.
[02:58:52] You're gonna be okay.
[02:58:57] You're gonna be okay.
[02:59:02] Let me slap your ass.
[02:59:07] Get up.
[02:59:12] Oh
[02:59:26] They're just holding this
[02:59:42] Oh
[02:59:57] Mother god
[03:00:01] Fucking leg you have a bandage
[03:00:03] Oh, alright. Alright. WATCH OUT!
[03:00:19] Thank you! Even though I was kind of a back-hitted, you kind of slide me in the ass a little bit on that. It's okay. Thank you!
[03:00:33] Just in time for the flash sale.
[03:00:39] Yes!
[03:00:40] Give me this!
[03:00:41] Thank you!
[03:00:42] Thank you!
[03:00:43] Thank you!
[03:00:44] Give me this loose ammo.
[03:00:50] Bandages, bandages, cool.
[03:00:56] And we can't put any- oh we can.
[03:00:59] Nice.
[03:01:00] Give me that shit.
[03:01:02] I'm poor! I'm poor!
[03:01:12] I fucked up.
[03:01:14] I fucked up. I fucked up so bad.
[03:01:17] Oh no.
[03:01:19] I have two hundred and thirty dollars.
[03:01:23] Oh no.
[03:01:25] Oh no.
[03:01:27] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[03:01:30] I need this helicopter.
[03:01:32] Oh shit
[03:01:37] Don't get it with him get it with me
[03:01:41] Don't get it with him get it with me please God over here over here I
[03:01:49] Have two hundred dollars get it get it
[03:01:57] Get it I've never crashed that heli literally ever you're safe with me
[03:02:02] I believe you. I believe you.
[03:02:04] One more seat! Two more seats!
[03:02:06] Go over here! Over here!
[03:02:10] Over here! The small one! The chow!
[03:02:12] The chow! Get in the chow!
[03:02:16] Let's go boys!
[03:02:22] It's not a lie. It's not a lie. It's the truth.
[03:02:24] Here we go!
[03:02:26] How'd you know to get that sniper? That thing's sick!
[03:02:28] I'm already down to negative money. I owe the game money now. Me too. I'm minus forty seven dollars
[03:02:38] We make it all back right here
[03:02:49] Landmark saw me in the head while it's reviving someone
[03:02:53] Hey, man, we're gonna get him this time. Oh, I'm gonna get I'm gonna rat his ass
[03:02:57] You guys, y'all want me to put you on the hot zone? What do you want?
[03:03:02] Oh, I want, I want wherever's the hottest.
[03:03:04] All right, you got it. Lock in boys.
[03:03:16] Damn, Korea is a struggle.
[03:03:16] Oh, don't get out just yet.
[03:03:18] Y'all should take this building right here with the plug go go go go go
[03:03:48] It's not my problem.
[03:03:57] They all died.
[03:03:59] They literally, every person died besides one.
[03:04:05] Hopefully, hopefully he can save them because they are definitely going to be mad at me.
[03:04:11] For sure.
[03:04:12] I mean really, if we think about it, there's not many people.
[03:04:17] they they could also be mad at other than me. I think it's quite literally just
[03:04:22] me where that anger can be directed towards. That'll happen, that'll happen.
[03:04:31] Good news! We're gonna get some war dogs keys to give away to the chat as fear! W's in a chat!
[03:04:47] oh my god all right maybe none of those people we just murdered will we'll be
[03:04:55] here maybe need building supplies tower one heard yes chef
[03:05:07] I'm one of the people you just met with.
[03:05:14] Yeah.
[03:05:15] Yes.
[03:05:16] Uh.
[03:05:17] Die.
[03:05:18] Me?
[03:05:19] Are you sure?
[03:05:20] Are you sure it was me?
[03:05:21] Uh, yeah.
[03:05:22] What?
[03:05:23] Fuck you, buddy!
[03:05:24] Let's go.
[03:05:25] What fuck you buddy let's go
[03:05:36] supplies tower one buy mine please
[03:05:46] they said bring them to the hottest spot hey amen a fucking man amen I was
[03:05:55] not my fault they said bring us to the oh my god bring us to the hottest spot I
[03:06:01] did that oh my oh my oh he said tower one right
[03:06:12] tower one courage you better use my supplies chat tell them chat go and
[03:06:20] tell courage he better use from my supply
[03:06:25] What an honor, I'm the only passenger.
[03:06:27] It's good to see you, I hope, Mayo.
[03:06:29] It's good to see you.
[03:06:30] Hey, I need you to find the guy.
[03:06:32] His name is Courage here.
[03:06:33] I need you to tell him to purchase from wherever
[03:06:36] this box lands, OK?
[03:06:45] Holy shit.
[03:06:45] That was close.
[03:06:52] Don't ask.
[03:06:55] All right, right there, make sure he purchases from that one, okay?
[03:07:03] Let me get you a little elevator.
[03:07:05] Oh.
[03:07:06] Nice.
[03:07:07] Wonderful.
[03:07:08] Ha!
[03:07:09] A little discourage now, I put a 50% markup on those boxes.
[03:07:17] Let's go!
[03:07:18] A little 50% markup.
[03:07:19] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
[03:07:24] hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
[03:07:25] money where you can. You gotta make money where you can. You gotta make money where
[03:07:31] you can. Alright, let me jump in the Discord with Nick. One moment. Nick, boom, boom. Hello!
[03:07:47] Oh
[03:07:52] Listen, I was not trying to see if we can all get in a server when they were literally burning
[03:07:58] Did you see what the Q already went to?
[03:08:00] Yeah, Nick's been raging about it. Don't worry. Oh, is he is he not in yet?
[03:08:07] I know you're in our game your match, yeah, but Nick isn't
[03:08:17] Have you guys been in discord this whole time?
[03:08:19] Yeah, we've been in there. You fucking killed me before you piece of shit.
[03:08:23] Sorry, my ass has been in a hot chat discord sitting by myself.
[03:08:28] I haven't been in discord.
[03:08:30] Oh, yeah, hot chat.
[03:08:32] Wait, hot chat, did you drop one build supplies or two?
[03:08:35] One, one, one, one. The other builds supplies at the other tower, and I'm four now because of it.
[03:08:40] Can I ask a question?
[03:08:42] Yeah, go ahead.
[03:08:44] 50% markup though.
[03:08:47] What
[03:08:55] Hey, don't don't judge me don't judge me off this give me one moment. No, no, no, no
[03:09:03] Don't go in that one. Don't worry. This one. Don't go honk at them. You want to fly with me? Don't take that
[03:09:10] Come on. Hey, hey
[03:09:16] You bunch of bitches are stealing my business!
[03:09:23] Hey, can I fly the big helicopter?
[03:09:33] Can I fly the big helicopter?
[03:09:37] Scooby, can I fly the big one?
[03:09:49] Can I fly the big helicopter?
[03:09:52] Yes!
[03:09:53] Let me fly the big one, let me fly it.
[03:09:59] Yes!
[03:10:00] Easy money.
[03:10:01] Lock it.
[03:10:02] Hell yeah!
[03:10:03] Hell yeah! Money making time!
[03:10:07] Money making time!
[03:10:12] I appreciate you. We're going to go deliver built supplies and make thousands.
[03:10:18] I'm going to get things off the heavens.
[03:10:21] Yes! Fuck you whoever that was!
[03:10:25] 2 people got banned for cheating!
[03:10:35] I love that it tells us!
[03:10:41] Yo fuck those guys!
[03:10:45] Oh that's so sick!
[03:10:51] Alright good.
[03:10:54] Dude, all ready to people, that is awesome.
[03:11:00] No, it's not awesome, you're mad at me, it's fucked.
[03:11:03] Yeah, it is what it is, bro.
[03:11:05] I'm just happy they're getting fucking smited.
[03:11:10] I'm happy they seem to smited, but they shouldn't even be here the first place.
[03:11:14] You gotta share-
[03:11:15] Kill them all!
[03:11:17] Think about that.
[03:11:19] I mean, a game just comes out and the first thing you do is download sheets.
[03:11:23] That is insanity.
[03:11:44] Very likely.
[03:11:47] I could have just done a big wave of bands.
[03:11:53] There's another cheater in the lobby, oh never mind, I think it might be my guy punching
[03:12:05] me.
[03:12:06] I was getting hit from like, nowhere.
[03:12:09] You scared the shit out of me, scooby!
[03:12:12] I'm on edge!
[03:12:15] Excuse me, I'm going to be honest, you're going to have to kill me out of this helicopter
[03:12:25] for these supplies.
[03:12:26] My boy, my boy.
[03:12:27] I'm going to go snag you.
[03:12:28] My man, thank you.
[03:12:29] Courage, what else do you need?
[03:12:30] I'm just stacking a single-bill flies right now.
[03:12:31] I'm going to go snag you.
[03:12:32] My man, thank you.
[03:12:33] Courage, what else do you need?
[03:12:34] I'm just stacking a single-bill flies right now.
[03:12:35] my man thank you courage what up what else do you need I'm just stacking the
[03:12:44] same a bill supplies right now I mean I'm just gonna keep building I'm just
[03:12:55] gonna keep bringing your random shit so I get money
[03:13:00] Oh, oh, okay, okay.
[03:13:04] If I could spend my money on the range.
[03:13:06] Bitch!
[03:13:21] You guys are green that you're blue, right?
[03:13:25] Green is kicking our asses.
[03:13:30] Listen, I'm gonna tell you something you don't want to hear, chat.
[03:13:36] If you're still having issues and you're losing your mind, the best thing you can do is wait
[03:13:39] for the surface to stabilize and try again.
[03:13:41] Obviously, if I'm in your position, I'm slamming that spam cue as fast as my fingers will allow
[03:13:47] me to.
[03:13:50] But...
[03:13:56] This guy Spaz has been trying to knock me out of the air for like 30 minutes.
[03:14:01] Don't laugh at me!
[03:14:04] I killed him!
[03:14:06] Yeah, I've already gotten...
[03:14:10] This guy has literally, every time I've left my spawn, he has tried to hit me with a helicopter.
[03:14:15] Oh, I thought you just crashed yourself, my bad.
[03:14:18] No, you're good.
[03:14:19] Oh, Spaz!
[03:14:21] Oh, I'm stuck out here, I'm so fucking dead, man.
[03:14:26] Oh, thank you, thank you.
[03:14:28] Thank you, thank you!
[03:14:35] Yo, I need y'all to kill somebody, I need their shit!
[03:14:48] Made a little bit of money.
[03:14:52] And it's not a crash bro. This guy has tried he literally blew up two helicopters trying to dock me out of the sky
[03:15:00] Even a blind squirrel finds a nut.
[03:15:15] I mean hey that is true as well y'all showed up late to the all-you-can-eat buffet
[03:15:19] You know what I mean y'all should have been I was there the the very minute it opened so we're a little late
[03:15:26] How does he already have that?
[03:15:29] Wait, how does he have a gunner already?
[03:15:49] I didn't have any guns, shit!
[03:16:12] I
[03:16:30] Happened to yours
[03:16:42] my crack has been given to me again long-lived war dogs
[03:16:52] I must have been scoffed yeah I'm gonna say
[03:17:00] Yeah, get in this circle
[03:17:07] Yes
[03:17:19] Very low on house team charts currently show right now
[03:17:24] 257,477 players on wall
[03:17:28] I don't know how to guess.
[03:17:29] Holy shit.
[03:17:37] No!
[03:17:38] Three, three, three!
[03:17:39] Push it up, baby!
[03:17:41] Hang on!
[03:17:42] Three of them!
[03:17:43] Three of them!
[03:17:46] One's right on the other side of the wall!
[03:17:50] Kill him!
[03:17:54] Yes!
[03:17:55] Yes, sir.
[03:17:57] Fuck you, Fat Gandalf, fuck you.
[03:17:59] Help me.
[03:18:01] Hey, I'll go with that.
[03:18:03] Fat Gandalf was a bitch.
[03:18:08] Fuck you, Gandalf.
[03:18:09] You were bitching a helicopter.
[03:18:11] Help.
[03:18:12] Next time I'm going to shoot you.
[03:18:15] Help me.
[03:18:17] Go help him.
[03:18:18] Help me.
[03:18:19] I knew you'd get him.
[03:18:20] Don't help him. Help me.
[03:18:25] Oh, slowly I got you.
[03:18:30] Oh, there's my old hatchet.
[03:18:36] Oh my god.
[03:18:37] He's eating us.
[03:18:38] Shit.
[03:18:39] This guy has a bunch of magazines.
[03:18:40] That's what I need to know.
[03:18:41] I'm out of ammo.
[03:18:42] That was my last bullet that just killed him.
[03:18:43] Shit!
[03:18:44] Shit.
[03:18:45] Shit.
[03:18:46] Shit.
[03:18:47] Shit.
[03:18:48] Shit.
[03:18:49] Shit.
[03:18:50] Shit.
[03:18:51] Shit.
[03:18:52] Shit.
[03:18:53] Shit.
[03:18:54] oh oh oh no the response truck's already there hey scooby yeah uh mind if I fly that
[03:19:18] Helicopter
[03:19:22] Am I gonna borrow it
[03:19:27] Okay, okay, okay, okay, let me see if I can't get my own yet
[03:19:33] Oh, wait, I can already get a mini gun one. That's it. Okay
[03:19:37] Damn that guy made 50k. No, I don't have a let me get a kid on
[03:19:48] Is Nick still not in the game yet chat?
[03:19:54] Oh, he's going to be, I bet he's fucking pissed.
[03:20:10] Wait, I need a parachute.
[03:20:14] I'm so sorry, don't yell at me!
[03:20:24] Ready to go! What up, man!
[03:20:37] Yeah, we're all just happy to be in, unlike some of us who are 5'7".
[03:20:41] 7.
[03:20:42] Apparently Q's 300.
[03:20:43] Not a good time.
[03:20:44] Hey, I immediately apologized.
[03:20:45] I immediately apologized.
[03:20:46] I was trying to make a shoot.
[03:20:47] So if we got this somebody would want to get me on the little stem.
[03:20:48] Oh no.
[03:20:49] Yeah.
[03:20:50] Yeah.
[03:20:51] Yeah.
[03:20:52] A large few and some.
[03:20:53] Oh dude.
[03:20:54] Beyond the wind.
[03:20:55] Oh my god.
[03:20:56] So like, Mr. Hutch, why I couldn't have you name, I can't join you.
[03:21:08] Is that part of the problem?
[03:21:10] Yes, yes, yes, that's a me problem. No, it's probably a me problem and me
[03:21:17] There you go, you can you can do it now
[03:21:22] Oh, yes, I can now, okay, ha ha to wherever you know
[03:21:26] Get them to give me in we sit here for a half
[03:21:30] And if you don't that's all good
[03:21:35] Sit here for hours
[03:22:10] I like how Nick thinks I got most it like that I ain't a fucking peanut
[03:22:19] I'll say it okay like that
[03:22:23] I'm gonna remember this shit
[03:22:25] Bro, what are you supposed to do?
[03:22:29] You over there fucking frolick it nah man you can definitely take some motherfucker man
[03:22:34] What's up bro?
[03:22:35] Alright I'm not even I'm not even
[03:22:37] You're pretend
[03:22:38] I'm not even I'm not even
[03:22:39] I'm not even I'm not even I was literally here
[03:22:49] I'm not even talking to him
[03:22:55] I know that busy busy busy busy bebes busy bebes
[03:22:58] What did you tell them to give me magical server powers to?
[03:23:02] Oh, no
[03:23:05] No, you can fuck yourself. I said I told a specific. I said badland party
[03:23:09] Get him out of the game. Yo, I did the same thing with shroud and he got banned when he opened this game today
[03:23:21] Priority
[03:23:23] That's what people, honestly guys, I can't really tell you much about the thing, but the guy told me, I mean, I'm trying to understand why am I having to think.
[03:23:33] But they're working on helping everyone. They're working on helping everybody right now.
[03:23:39] They're getting everybody and they have a plan.
[03:23:44] Oh, they're talking to us.
[03:23:47] I'm getting my ass hole fucking ran through
[03:24:02] I'm getting my butthole. Oh, we got people coming in
[03:24:17] I
[03:24:24] Check your DMs
[03:24:37] Didn't I've been talking to the four dogs guys for like two weeks that I set up the server
[03:24:45] This is what I got
[03:24:47] I
[03:24:59] Won't be on the record of not being this comeback. That's all I want
[03:25:08] You
[03:25:17] Shit.
[03:25:19] Hey, Pina.
[03:25:21] What's up?
[03:25:23] Is it true that you only eat hamburgers, helper?
[03:25:27] That is a deep state lie.
[03:25:29] That is a deep state lie.
[03:25:31] The cabal wants you to think that.
[03:25:33] The Russians
[03:25:35] wants you to believe that.
[03:25:37] Yes.
[03:25:39] I eat meat and noodles.
[03:25:41] It is home craft and meat and noodles.
[03:25:43] Not every day.
[03:25:47] Listen, I personally don't have any problem with hamburger helpers.
[03:25:50] I don't have any problem.
[03:25:51] No, I like hamburger helpers.
[03:25:52] I love hamburger helpers, but my girlfriend heard that everybody thought I was eating
[03:25:57] hamburger helpers, and she's like, ah, I'm gonna cook you.
[03:26:00] And so she said, you know, you listen to these motherfuckers, and you think you don't eat hamburger
[03:26:04] helpers?
[03:26:04] It's not only good in the kitchen, but it's good enough.
[03:26:07] And they're calling it hamburger helpers, but it ain't hamburger helpers.
[03:26:10] It ain't hamburger helpers.
[03:26:11] It is hamburger helpers.
[03:26:14] Don't let them lie to you.
[03:26:15] It is not hamburger helpers.
[03:26:16] I've seen it, it's hamburger helper.
[03:26:18] It's not hamburger help, it is not hamburger help.
[03:26:21] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[03:26:23] I've seen it.
[03:26:24] My bad for believing the football lies, my bad.
[03:26:27] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
[03:26:29] I'm gonna get him, I gotta,
[03:26:30] I gotta, I gotta get in, I need money.
[03:26:32] Mr. Briggs, I, I can still not end your server hunt.
[03:26:35] Nobody is-
[03:26:36] No, I don't wanna fly, I'm blocking, let me fly, let me fly.
[03:26:39] I'm still in the queue.
[03:26:41] I thought this was yours.
[03:26:41] No, it's not mine, it's not mine.
[03:26:43] Let me steal this one, let me steal this one.
[03:26:44] can I fly this shit what yeah for sure for sure it's totally not 45 to 36 to
[03:26:54] 30 yeah it's gonna be a long one box it's gonna be a long one
[03:27:04] you seem familiar shit courage are you still building
[03:27:09] Yeah bro, I'm up to 51k this life is building.
[03:27:12] Bro, these motherfuckers are flying their helicopters into all my big helis.
[03:27:16] Now where do I get my steam idea?
[03:27:19] Top left at your main drill file.
[03:27:22] You open account settings?
[03:27:23] Mr. McSingy account, you have all I got.
[03:27:26] Debt.
[03:27:31] These sons of bitches.
[03:27:33] They're taking all of my business!
[03:27:39] U.S. HALF!
[03:27:47] I fucking hate these people.
[03:27:50] These sons of bitches.
[03:27:53] I will wait for the next group of deaths.
[03:28:00] I fucked up.
[03:28:01] I gotta pay for this heli now.
[03:28:02] I have to.
[03:28:03] We have to pay for the heli.
[03:28:05] If we don't pay for the heli, we're screwed.
[03:28:07] We're gonna have to sit here and wait and pray to God that they show up.
[03:28:13] So what are we doing? Are we grouping up?
[03:28:14] What's the deal?
[03:28:17] I thought that was fun.
[03:28:20] I mean, I feel like that's the plan. I'm just, uh,
[03:28:24] I'm going to listen to the higher ups. I'm just building.
[03:28:25] That's all I'm doing right now. So.
[03:28:31] Three hundred and sixteen K. Holy shit.
[03:28:34] man mark you should try and swap to the blue team if it allows you to
[03:28:43] blue team nice
[03:28:47] I'm good.
[03:28:49] Huh.
[03:28:51] I can't do it.
[03:28:53] Oh, shut up.
[03:28:55] We won. One position.
[03:28:57] One.
[03:28:59] No one is quick.
[03:29:01] I'm literally up next and no one has quick.
[03:29:04] I've been waiting here for like, 15 minutes.
[03:29:06] I created a squad.
[03:29:08] Okay, okay. I'm gonna go.
[03:29:10] No, no, no, get in here!
[03:29:12] No, no, no, don't get, don't get it going!
[03:29:14] Get in here!
[03:29:16] Get in here! Get in here!
[03:29:18] Fuck that guy! Fuck that guy! Get in here!
[03:29:20] I'll wait, I have Scooby. Scooby's cool.
[03:29:22] Scooby's cool. Scooby's cool.
[03:29:24] Scooby's cool. Scooby's cool.
[03:29:26] But fuck Scooby, join my alley!
[03:29:28] Absolutely, you are.
[03:29:30] As long as you get take kills.
[03:29:32] I don't know.
[03:29:34] I don't know.
[03:29:36] I don't know.
[03:29:38] I've seen you crash Scooby.
[03:29:40] You killed all of us.
[03:29:42] No. No. No.
[03:29:44] Yes, you did.
[03:29:45] Don't forget, if you want to, I'm going to stop you from having fun.
[03:29:49] Look who it is, look who it is, my competition.
[03:29:53] Y'all better stay out in the hell, let me make some money.
[03:29:56] How about y'all go do something and get a bunch of kills here, okay?
[03:30:00] Oh, sorry, I was looking at where I could get an annualized on the scoreboard and unfortunately
[03:30:05] I have to scroll down to see your name.
[03:30:07] Gentlemen, welcome to Air Force Hudge.
[03:30:12] We're going to be flying in about 3,000 feet.
[03:30:14] Shut the fuck up, Seth.
[03:30:16] We're going to be going in there fast as lightning.
[03:30:20] Do not jump till I tell you.
[03:30:25] We're taking that zone.
[03:30:26] They got the respawn car on there, so be ready.
[03:30:30] We're going to hit them at the Canadians at the Germans
[03:30:33] and move them away.
[03:30:35] Get ready.
[03:30:39] I'm ready.
[03:30:40] I'm ready.
[03:30:41] Jesus
[03:30:44] Hold hold we're gonna go in these houses, okay?
[03:30:48] Hold
[03:30:55] Go down go go go go
[03:31:00] You son of a bitch I put you on top of the apartment you dumbass
[03:31:12] You got this boys
[03:31:20] Oh
[03:31:26] Very nice good delivery good delivery good delivery
[03:31:33] Now this is what I say we do boys and y'all tell me if I'm crazy we farm cash
[03:31:38] We get in that helicopter and start frying people. What do you think? People aren't gonna have anti aerial shit
[03:31:44] And if we can not suck
[03:31:48] We can farm money
[03:31:58] What do you think
[03:32:00] You're negative with transport, how are you going to shoot somebody with it?
[03:32:09] Don't worry about that, Jackass!
[03:32:12] We're fine!
[03:32:15] Love seeing what you're doing, Landmark.
[03:32:22] Love seeing what you're doing.
[03:32:23] I'm working it, I'm working it.
[03:32:25] I need more bodies in here though.
[03:32:27] They got hellish shit on us.
[03:32:30] is Nick in yet get in here get in here because I'm the greatest flyer ever get
[03:32:49] and you'll know why over here over here get it with me don't go to scooby don't
[03:32:59] go to scooby don't go to scooby don't go to scooby don't go to scooby don't go
[03:33:07] to scooby get in my helicopter I heard scooby killed a family of five scooby
[03:33:15] Get out of the family of five just last game
[03:33:20] Yep
[03:33:23] No
[03:33:26] Watch don't leave me. I will never leave you. I will never leave you
[03:33:33] Yes, you can
[03:33:35] Thank you for the two bucks, Doc!
[03:33:42] Cut!
[03:33:43] Cross factory shake!
[03:33:44] Thank you!
[03:33:45] Yes, I am, but I have a kit on, so I'm ready.
[03:33:47] Yeah, put your hands, stop honking, stop honking, stop honking.
[03:33:51] No, no, no, don't leave me!
[03:33:53] Don't leave me!
[03:33:54] No, come back!
[03:33:55] Come back, come back, come back!
[03:33:56] I got a cookie, I got a balloon, I got a balloon over here.
[03:34:01] I got balloons.
[03:34:02] Anyone who gets in my helicopter, gets a balloon.
[03:34:07] What's the call for this one?
[03:34:08] What's going on?
[03:34:09] What's going on?
[03:34:10] What's going on?
[03:34:11] What's going on?
[03:34:12] Balloon balloons, balloon balloons.
[03:34:13] We got one more sea, one more sea, one more sea, Ray, hurry up, get in, we're leaving,
[03:34:18] we're leaving, get in.
[03:34:21] Let's go boys.
[03:34:22] All right, bad news, I do have, I don't have any balloons, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[03:34:32] Sorry
[03:35:02] you got it you got it balloons and cookies will be given out just remind
[03:35:10] me all right don't jump out till I say we're gonna try and get you on a good
[03:35:18] spot we're about these are they in these houses
[03:35:22] No, dude, yeah, they're in these houses.
[03:35:24] No, no, it's a bad spot.
[03:35:25] Pull us to the back side over this way.
[03:35:28] Now, here's good.
[03:35:29] No, they're all here.
[03:35:30] No, they're all here.
[03:35:31] We're dead.
[03:35:31] No, you're good.
[03:35:32] You're good.
[03:35:32] You're good.
[03:35:33] I go in here.
[03:35:34] I go in here.
[03:35:35] Go now.
[03:35:35] Go now.
[03:35:36] Go now.
[03:35:37] All right, all right, all right.
[03:35:52] Holy shit!
[03:35:54] Yo, they have a fob inside of the soccer field, Tony.
[03:36:00] Careful.
[03:36:01] Yeah, I know, but two of the dumbasses in our helicopter died.
[03:36:05] Oh my god.
[03:36:08] Oh my god.
[03:36:10] And they're on a roof and now we have to do park ward against them.
[03:36:14] Wonderful.
[03:36:15] Wonderful.
[03:36:16] That's absolutely fantastic.
[03:36:18] Assassin's dogs.
[03:36:20] Assassin's dogs absolutely fantastic
[03:36:30] Three hundred and forty seven thousand. Yes wait, it's making it's making
[03:36:40] Check can you all check next stream?
[03:36:50] I'm here boys, I'm here!
[03:37:17] oh shit sorry
[03:37:24] all right Maury let's go to this spot hurry Mary
[03:37:30] I got you two kills ass up sir I'm so proud of you
[03:37:36] trying to make you some money so proud of you I'm so proud of you all right
[03:37:43] I'm turning around I'm turning around yep you're all good I'm right here I am I'm
[03:38:02] right here I'm right here oh you guys are so sweet oh you're so sweet
[03:38:06] I
[03:38:13] Feel so bad for Nick
[03:38:25] All right, we're right over here
[03:38:36] you respect about you should work.
[03:38:38] I don't.
[03:38:39] You listen.
[03:38:40] You listen.
[03:38:41] You listen.
[03:38:42] Do not give us his speech.
[03:38:44] Give us his speech.
[03:38:46] I don't know the blue team.
[03:38:49] But that's okay.
[03:38:51] We're gonna go out there and kill every able-bodied man out there on the battlefield on this
[03:38:58] Friday.
[03:38:59] Today's a good day to die, brothers.
[03:39:01] A good day to die.
[03:39:03] HOOAHHHHHHHHH!
[03:39:05] HOOAHHHHH!
[03:39:07] HOOAHHHHH!
[03:39:11] Let's go!
[03:39:13] Mr. Hodge, we need a different song.
[03:39:15] Alright boys, don't jump till I tell ya.
[03:39:21] Sony's moving, we're gonna go catch it.
[03:39:33] I
[03:39:38] Where are we going?
[03:39:40] It courage even you with us. Yeah. Yeah. Are you gonna have some I don't know. I guess you're hot. Yeah, fuck it
[03:39:47] Yeah, yeah, we're going right here. Yeah, right here boys
[03:39:50] I'm coming up. I'm coming
[03:39:53] I'm gonna push you fast
[03:39:56] Okay, we're in deep
[03:39:59] We're deep
[03:40:03] I
[03:40:11] Hey spaz, maybe do something else you fucking suck
[03:40:18] I was spaz been trying to blow me up with this helicopters. Let's go boys lock it lock it lock it
[03:40:28] All right cross
[03:40:30] Red members coming over the hill. Yeah. Yeah, that's what a great spot
[03:40:44] Nice
[03:40:52] No, I just got blasted from the right
[03:40:54] I'm in a good spot, I'm in a good spot
[03:41:01] Reds reds reds. Oh shit behind. I love you, Texas
[03:41:24] Oh
[03:41:46] They're all coming
[03:41:54] How's that guy alive?
[03:42:16] Right here.
[03:42:32] Not good, not good. Not good over there. Not good. I'm dead.
[03:42:38] Fuck.
[03:42:39] Watch, what happened to that helicopter? You wanna come back?
[03:42:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here, I'm here.
[03:42:42] Where's the other one?
[03:42:43] Airline.
[03:42:44] Get through from the start if you're not allowed.
[03:42:46] I'm going to push you to hug a bunch.
[03:42:48] I'm here.
[03:42:49] I'm here.
[03:42:49] I'm in.
[03:42:50] I'm in.
[03:42:50] I'm in.
[03:42:51] Working.
[03:42:51] Flying on the airlines.
[03:42:52] Talking with airlines.
[03:42:53] Just like to remind everybody that anything
[03:42:54] that happens outside the aircraft is not
[03:42:56] the liability responsibility of already Airlines LLC.
[03:42:58] The restaurant is going to be located in Hutch's mouth.
[03:43:01] And just dropping him off the side of the aircraft.
[03:43:05] Ha ha ha.
[03:43:09] Hutch's airline.
[03:43:11] Hutch's airline here.
[03:43:12] We do not take any responsibility from our to-air lines over.
[03:43:16] So we're going to pitch you back guys back off.
[03:43:19] What?
[03:43:21] Pitch them, pitch them to the back.
[03:43:24] All right boys, we got here.
[03:43:25] All righty, this is your guy, Dave, who's playing on the air once.
[03:43:27] I heard you, he's playing on the front line.
[03:43:31] So we're going to be dropping hot gamers, and so what's going to happen is,
[03:43:35] I've been flying over an area where you are with the banshee to go out.
[03:43:39] Who was that?
[03:43:39] We're all dead.
[03:43:41] I don't know.
[03:43:43] We're all dead.
[03:43:45] We've got an entire squad to keep track of.
[03:43:47] I just saw them fly on me. They're about to be in the house.
[03:43:49] They're all dead.
[03:43:51] We're all dead.
[03:43:53] We're all dead.
[03:43:55] Oh no.
[03:43:57] Oh, we're all dead.
[03:43:59] We're all dead.
[03:44:01] We're all dead.
[03:44:03] We're all dead.
[03:44:05] We're all dead.
[03:44:07] I forgot to pull the strings.
[03:44:09] Sheesh, guys.
[03:44:14] Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
[03:44:21] We got no mage, I got no thunders.
[03:44:27] Dude, the guy revived me is fucking dead.
[03:44:31] Bro, the top guy in the game is 161 assists. Where the hell is he?
[03:44:36] He's just running around with the little binocs. I've seen him a couple times.
[03:44:41] Okay guys, bad news. Red is in the hot zone.
[03:44:47] Yeah, and they have a way to make high ground. Yeah, bad news.
[03:44:51] But they're where we wanted to go. I'm bringing two guys in the helicopter.
[03:44:57] Fuck green. Fuck green. Fuck green.
[03:45:01] for now, for now.
[03:45:03] No, no, period, period. Tony, you're on red team.
[03:45:07] You're lucky that you were too full that I didn't put on red team.
[03:45:19] You're lucky you're not against me on the red team, bitch.
[03:45:22] It's on right behind you.
[03:45:24] Alright, they're right in front of me. 120.
[03:45:26] I am with you, son.
[03:45:28] Ocean! Ocean! Ocean! Ocean! Ocean!
[03:45:30] the right in front of us Tony I'm healing I killed two
[03:45:47] you're terrible boys I'm back at home base making linens the other people
[03:45:57] down the front line.
[03:45:59] A bit of Jeep driving?
[03:46:01] That's ours.
[03:46:11] I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
[03:46:15] I think we should take some ground here.
[03:46:17] I agree, I agree.
[03:46:19] I'll sit up on the walls.
[03:46:21] Coming.
[03:46:27] Oh, yeah, post it up on the walls boys careful
[03:46:35] She slapped out there. Oh, it's a cheap whore. It's up here. Yeah
[03:46:41] You get that speed. We're currently pushing up on them. Oh
[03:46:46] My
[03:46:48] No, no, no, we're pushing up with that big
[03:46:57] I'm getting right up on this wall, Tony.
[03:47:02] That's sorry, that's sorry.
[03:47:05] Is that a teammate shooting?
[03:47:07] Yeah. I'm up, I'm up.
[03:47:11] Go to him, I'm in.
[03:47:13] Nice, nice, nice, nice.
[03:47:16] Oh, laying down, laying down to the right.
[03:47:18] You run over by our fucking guy in a car!
[03:47:23] Killed him. I'm in.
[03:47:26] Yeah, yeah, I'm healing our teammate was running me over
[03:47:32] I'm healing
[03:47:38] Church yeah, no no no I'm my
[03:47:45] Get over here P
[03:47:49] Walk me and welcome in welcome in everyone here at the church
[03:47:53] Yeah, they did they did they did I think they somehow guess the tower codes
[03:48:01] There's no way they're already pulling the tower they already pulled up the tower codes
[03:48:10] The red team are very good very they have a great leader I've heard
[03:48:16] Okay, all right
[03:48:18] okay
[03:48:20] So we got it we got to get over there and post up outside the high ground to catch it agreed
[03:48:26] I'm really loaded on your own team. I know I had no choice
[03:48:32] We're both we're both enemies, but we have a common common ground right now
[03:48:38] Yeah, I'm in gold common
[03:48:40] Common sex drive is someone's like that's right. That's right behind you. I'm in your mom
[03:48:50] I'll step back if you insist in the air right front of those
[03:48:59] I got one I got one sniper sniper sniper sniper sniper sniper sniper sniper sniper sniper
[03:49:11] Are we storming this day or are we gonna no, I think we catch we catch we catch
[03:49:20] They're all in there bro, holy fuck.
[03:49:49] They're all in there boys this is not good.
[03:49:51] We got this, we got this, get back to the stand back.
[03:49:54] We wait for him, we wait for him.
[03:49:57] Get him standing! Get him standing!
[03:50:03] Frederick's got him, you're next!
[03:50:07] How is he alive? No way.
[03:50:09] To the right, one's running right here.
[03:50:12] I did it, I did it.
[03:50:16] He's running, he's running!
[03:50:19] I'm down behind that flank three team on the flank it's pulling north in the green
[03:50:48] Oh, you guys are going to be so...
[03:50:50] Oh, God.
[03:50:51] Help!
[03:50:53] We have to check.
[03:50:55] To the right.
[03:50:56] Back to the right.
[03:50:57] To the right, yes, that's where I died from.
[03:50:59] Where I'm running towards.
[03:51:00] Where I'm running towards.
[03:51:01] He was right over here.
[03:51:03] I'm out of bandages.
[03:51:04] Got people.
[03:51:05] Here, here, here.
[03:51:06] I am.
[03:51:07] I am.
[03:51:08] I'm pushing up.
[03:51:09] I'm pushing up.
[03:51:10] He's dead.
[03:51:11] He's dead.
[03:51:12] He's dead.
[03:51:13] There's one coming from the hill to the east.
[03:51:14] I need to go down.
[03:51:15] Ah, yeah.
[03:51:16] Ah, ooh.
[03:51:17] Wow
[03:51:31] I'm healing
[03:51:33] I'm out of here.
[03:51:35] I'm out of gas.
[03:51:37] Push up, push up.
[03:51:39] I'm 61.
[03:51:41] Push up, push up, push up.
[03:51:43] I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
[03:51:45] Be careful, P. I need to reload ammo.
[03:51:47] I have no mags alive.
[03:51:49] I'm sorry, people.
[03:51:51] Reloading mags.
[03:51:55] Where'd he go?
[03:51:57] He's gone, he's gone.
[03:51:59] I'm almost...
[03:52:01] Mountain yeah, but I got one mag loaded. I need to load up. Oh my god. Oh my god. Please. Please God see me
[03:52:06] Please God see you. Please take your middle name was terrible
[03:52:19] Chat what what happened to Nick the Nick the Nick
[03:52:31] I kill two, I kill two, I kill two, I'm dead to my right, I'm just getting shot by a
[03:52:58] My guy's sitting in the tower. There's literally seven of them right here.
[03:53:01] The fucking MP9.
[03:53:03] Aww.
[03:53:04] That was such a good moment.
[03:53:06] Our boys are coming. Don't give up just yet.
[03:53:08] There's so many! There's like ten up here! Careful!
[03:53:11] I think there's a good one.
[03:53:18] Yo, there's like ten bro. Careful, careful.
[03:53:20] Come on, come on, come on.
[03:53:22] It's not that many.
[03:53:26] Fuck you!
[03:53:28] I can't wait.
[03:53:32] I'm already dead!
[03:53:35] Damn, we're wiped.
[03:53:50] Help, help, help!
[03:53:56] You're welcome to get your bill, I'll try to figure it out.
[03:54:02] Brother, we ain't helping you if you have P.O.W. now.
[03:54:04] No! Fuck! I'll be back!
[03:54:07] Hey, medical resest is a zero dollars?
[03:54:09] Fuck. It's just the first one. You get a free one, but then you have to buy extras.
[03:54:14] Oh.
[03:54:16] Ooh.
[03:54:18] Wheels out boys, wheels out!
[03:54:20] Let's do this shit.
[03:54:30] It's not me, it's not me, it's not me, peanut believe it and leave him.
[03:54:40] We're going to go to the third one, where are we going?
[03:54:42] Who could have been there?
[03:54:44] Could have been anyone that left you late Michael.
[03:54:48] To the circle, we got to win the game.
[03:54:51] Well, hunt you or the helicopter too, Jagad.
[03:54:55] I know, you're the one who's had to leave him.
[03:54:58] That's what you get.
[03:54:59] So I did it.
[03:55:00] Hey, great idea.
[03:55:02] Just to have the new hater.
[03:55:04] Absolutely.
[03:55:05] Go hunt, go hunt, go hunt.
[03:55:07] Do you have your respirator?
[03:55:09] No, I don't have a respirator. I don't have room
[03:55:27] Oh here we go here we go
[03:55:32] Wait wait wait oh we are he's gonna try and land it
[03:55:39] Oh my god
[03:55:54] Peanut you better find me and rest me first
[03:56:05] I just got a snipe by some jackass vorada tower
[03:56:09] You have got to be fingering my butthole.
[03:56:12] You have to be actually fingering my ass.
[03:56:14] Scooby, get out of the heli's, bro. Get the fuck out of the heli's.
[03:56:17] I'm talking to some of a man, a six foot eight man.
[03:56:20] Bro, that's the second time that motherfucker has wiped our squad on a landing, or on a heli land.
[03:56:26] Oh my god.
[03:56:28] What was he even thinking? There's not even a landing spot near there.
[03:56:31] Bro, it's a landing spot.
[03:56:33] No, I don't think so. He's just fucking terrible at flying.
[03:56:37] Got a heli. I'll bug everybody in there
[03:56:40] Fuuuuck
[03:56:41] I'm coming, I'm coming bro. That was such a good spot for us. Damn it
[03:56:45] Oh, no, no, no, wait, don't watch you give up. I'm here
[03:56:49] Bro because there's wait, you take this one. Take this one shock. Take this one shock
[03:56:52] We're gonna help you up. I got a heli up. I got a heli up
[03:56:55] Spongebob's literally right next to me. I already have
[03:56:58] We don't have a heli
[03:57:05] Skillful skillful piloting you wouldn't understand me you don't know how to fly a heli
[03:57:11] I got to get these guys
[03:57:14] Thanks, touchy see see see apologize apologize
[03:57:22] Thank you, I'm sorry, I'm sorry you have no arms and legs
[03:57:28] That's because Hutch was weighing us down.
[03:57:31] What?
[03:57:32] That's what I was thinking.
[03:57:34] I'm going for it.
[03:57:36] We going tower four?
[03:57:37] Should we just go to tower four?
[03:57:38] We're going, oh, wait a minute.
[03:57:40] You might be cooking.
[03:57:41] They're in tower four.
[03:57:42] Those guys in tower four.
[03:57:43] Do we land on the roof and take it?
[03:57:46] 100% land on the roof.
[03:57:48] Tell the team.
[03:57:49] Tell the team.
[03:57:49] Tell the team.
[03:57:52] Listen up, boys.
[03:57:55] We're on our way we're on our way I need my frontline team to start clutching up please we're losing
[03:58:11] Yeah, we're on our way. We're on our way. We're gonna we're gonna meet we're gonna meet
[03:58:15] You ready boys there's multiple up here nice easy teleport nice easy brother
[03:58:27] there's like five people up here there's like five people up here no no no
[03:58:32] not yet not yet not yet that's why we can't all right got it
[03:58:38] We're on teleport, on teleport I know.
[03:58:41] Are you dropping?
[03:58:43] Hold on hold hold.
[03:58:46] On port.
[03:58:51] I just can't do J-ho stuff.
[03:58:53] I know, he's just some heart pilot.
[03:58:54] Go here, go go go go go go go go go!
[03:58:57] Go go go go go go go go go go go go!
[03:59:02] They're all here!
[03:59:03] They're all here, they're all here!
[03:59:05] Get ready for a fight!
[03:59:06] I'm coming P. I'm coming P. I'm coming P. One more. I'm jumping out
[03:59:18] I'll say and I'm instantly dead
[03:59:21] Okay
[03:59:23] Hey, they went to the pool. They went to the pool
[03:59:29] Yeah, hey respawn we take respawn car respawn we take respawn car
[03:59:33] Jumping directly into the lowest point where there's 400 angles as soon as from above us
[03:59:40] You said pull you said pull
[03:59:52] But if you had to blame someone it would be hot
[03:59:58] But there's no one to blame for that one though, there's no no way I was actually gonna land in tower four
[04:00:02] But I'm just gravitational pull pull my parachute
[04:00:06] You're so much. There's literally so much
[04:00:13] In the building in the building
[04:00:15] Yeah
[04:00:28] I'm the Torps on the green tarps outside
[04:00:31] I'm coming I'm coming to get an angle
[04:00:34] Looking for green Tarps
[04:00:37] Everything outside South. Yeah, I don't see I'm looking for him West and Southwest there's like two guys at least
[04:00:45] I
[04:00:47] Know that you can swap it to people here. I don't know
[04:00:52] That was I don't even see these guys
[04:00:55] There was one close-up where our teammate is
[04:00:58] Okay, he killed him. We killed him nice. We need to take we need to take this phone car. I'll go grab it
[04:01:04] Yes, we do
[04:01:06] They're falling out
[04:01:12] I don't know what he's gonna be
[04:01:15] they're at the they're going to the circle we should honestly wait we got people flying in
[04:01:37] we gotta we gotta get on those we gotta get in the small car
[04:01:45] There's another sniper far I'll be over on you guys here in a second
[04:01:58] Guys we have it we have power I'm coming
[04:02:01] I'm coming.
[04:02:03] Maybe helicopter flying in.
[04:02:05] It's gonna last a little.
[04:02:07] Flash, flash.
[04:02:09] Holy shit.
[04:02:11] Maybe helicopter might land on top.
[04:02:13] We'll be given.
[04:02:15] It is.
[04:02:17] Maybe not.
[04:02:19] Now you pull the off, you pull the off.
[04:02:21] Come back towards us.
[04:02:23] I'm coming.
[04:02:31] guys I can promise you I dare you the war dogs are trying their hardest to
[04:02:41] fix the game so everyone can play
[04:02:44] I'm dead from in a bush courage they're like on top of you in that bush behind you turn
[04:03:06] around look in the bush across the street help me help me you can lay down
[04:03:14] the Reds never mind
[04:03:47] He spawned vehicle's death!
[04:03:50] Haha, I just want to make money.
[04:03:58] No problem.
[04:04:14] It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. We'll be fine. We'll be fine. Get in get in get in get in
[04:04:38] We got a lock in right now, boys.
[04:04:40] I'm starting to get fucking weird here.
[04:04:43] Get in!
[04:04:44] Get in the lock!
[04:04:46] I got booted.
[04:04:48] You got booted?
[04:04:49] Yeah.
[04:04:50] Who's your cheater?
[04:04:51] He's like from the match.
[04:04:53] I don't even have a chance to say who.
[04:04:55] I'm just a manager.
[04:04:57] This is so much money.
[04:05:00] I'm supposed to have Pryo.
[04:05:02] This is so much.
[04:05:04] This is so much money.
[04:05:06] This is so much money, this is so much money, lock it.
[04:05:10] What?
[04:05:11] Lock it!
[04:05:13] Gentlemen!
[04:05:15] We are about to lose this game!
[04:05:18] Now, lucky for you, Horry Mori is in the helicopter!
[04:05:23] So please, AT, can you shut the fuck up?
[04:05:28] Follow Horry Mori's lead!
[04:05:36] walking boys hold hold hold go go go go go go go
[04:06:01] MADISON
[04:06:03] Holy money
[04:06:05] MADISON
[04:06:07] MADISON
[04:06:23] Oh shit
[04:06:25] I'm gonna need a red
[04:06:27] I'm gonna need a red
[04:06:29] I need a res! Right in front of me!
[04:06:34] Right in front of me P!
[04:06:36] Is fall.
[04:06:38] He's dead. Nice.
[04:06:40] Help! I need a res! I need a res!
[04:06:42] I need a res! I need a res!
[04:06:44] I need a res!
[04:06:46] Hurry, hurry! Hurry, hurry!
[04:06:48] Oh my god! It's fucking Vietnam!
[04:06:53] We're in moment! We're in moment!
[04:06:55] He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
[04:06:57] I'm coming to the front line
[04:07:06] Don't worry, I'm only position 15
[04:07:20] Thank you
[04:07:22] I'm not tipping you I'm sorry I'm not tipping you let's go we got to go we
[04:07:35] got to go what in the hell is going on with my ADS
[04:07:49] another helicopter crash for us
[04:07:53] they're saving us, they're saving us
[04:08:03] help
[04:08:05] help
[04:08:07] help
[04:08:13] help
[04:08:15] Oh
[04:08:25] Where you taking me
[04:08:29] Crash counter on your stream
[04:08:41] I don't I don't know
[04:08:43] I don't know.
[04:08:44] I'm lost.
[04:08:45] And why is the counter not at zero?
[04:08:46] I'm looking inside right now.
[04:08:48] It's right through the front of the car.
[04:08:51] Run!
[04:08:52] Run on, run!
[04:08:53] I'm not running.
[04:08:54] We hold this line, p.
[04:08:55] Look at her.
[04:08:56] They're shooting at the car.
[04:08:57] They're shooting at the car.
[04:08:58] Be careful.
[04:08:59] Be careful.
[04:09:00] Help!
[04:09:01] Help!
[04:09:02] Help me!
[04:09:03] Oh my god, there's somebody at the building.
[04:09:06] What?
[04:09:07] What?
[04:09:08] What?
[04:09:09] I should have listened to you.
[04:09:12] I died before you did.
[04:09:14] Who the hell is that?
[04:09:19] Spads, you're a Grinchlord, fuck you!
[04:09:23] Are you gonna get revived?
[04:09:26] Halt your back up! Halt your back up!
[04:09:29] Oh...
[04:09:32] Well, time to respawn.
[04:09:35] What are we doing?
[04:09:37] What are we doing?
[04:09:39] Get that guy a pair of glasses and a map.
[04:09:42] Did he just revive me while the enemy had his dick laid on my chest?
[04:09:51] Wait, who's flying this heli?
[04:09:52] Be careful, is it Scooby?
[04:09:54] No, it's Pooh Bear.
[04:09:55] You're not off in a helicopter, ever you do.
[04:09:58] Yeah, no, I see a helicopter.
[04:09:59] I might just take this one over here.
[04:10:01] We go behind it and meet lines.
[04:10:04] We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go.
[04:10:09] Oh, I was last shit.
[04:10:16] Oh, hey, moe.
[04:10:23] No, I have not killed my entire team in the air.
[04:10:26] That's a lot.
[04:10:34] There's so many guys in here.
[04:10:39] Where the fuck are you part help?
[04:10:46] Watch your cup
[04:10:55] We have to turn it off. We have to turn it up
[04:11:09] Get in the car!
[04:11:19] Get in!
[04:11:24] Get us out of here!
[04:11:26] This guy's yellow, he's got the APC but he brunts me over!
[04:11:29] Hahahahaha!
[04:11:31] The dead trap.
[04:11:37] This APC driver, I'm pretty sure is responsible for this loss.
[04:11:42] This guy has parked and killed our team so many times.
[04:11:47] Over and over.
[04:11:49] Nobody, that's the blame.
[04:12:21] this guy this guy is mother fucker we can't even call it on it now
[04:12:38] oh my gosh thank you thank you thank you mother fucker bro he's killed
[04:12:47] everyone
[04:12:51] Holy moly oh my god
[04:13:04] He's got triple peaks
[04:13:06] Bro, bro
[04:13:09] He's got triple peaks, that's crazy
[04:13:11] And I killed two of them
[04:13:13] Oh my god
[04:13:15] Oh my god
[04:13:16] Oh my god, I'm in hell
[04:13:21] guys I don't know if it's possible for us to win with our current team and their abilities
[04:13:31] that lobby is probably a sweatiest lobby because it was the first one up yeah that matches
[04:13:40] wedding that's going to start with me boys I got a helly come over here come
[04:13:48] over here fuck that guy come on come on I got a helly over here
[04:13:56] I'm down now. I'm down. I'm down right now.
[04:14:07] On foot. Click on the left stick here.
[04:14:12] Hey, what? You don't got music in there?
[04:14:15] Fuck you, Artie. Fuck you. Fuck you.
[04:14:18] In here, boys! Get in here!
[04:14:21] Get in there, Artie.
[04:14:24] Don't get in already, don't get in already, Air Lines.
[04:14:27] Fuck him, fuck him.
[04:14:31] Get in, boys, get in, hurry up.
[04:14:35] Go, go, go, go, go, go.
[04:14:37] We can still move.
[04:14:38] We can, we can, we gotta shoot with our guns.
[04:14:55] Cuz I'm TNT
[04:15:04] Yeah, we're getting shit on
[04:15:13] Bro brother brother we are fucked
[04:15:24] We got to go for the zone boys. We got to go for the zone.
[04:15:32] We can do it.
[04:15:39] Our boys are taking this tower. We should join them.
[04:15:42] I'm going to put y'all on top of the roof. Hold.
[04:15:46] Or not.
[04:15:49] go now boys go now get on that roof go go go go go go
[04:15:58] We're taking the ones.
[04:16:05] I'm gonna need a rest, boys.
[04:16:10] I'm gonna need a rest.
[04:16:13] Rest, rest, rest, rest, rest.
[04:16:17] Rest, rest, rest.
[04:16:19] They're all below us.
[04:16:21] No, we have the top of the tower right now.
[04:16:23] We can win.
[04:16:26] We have 54 presents!
[04:16:28] They have 54 presents!
[04:16:30] They have 54 presents!
[04:16:32] Oh shit.
[04:16:34] Watch the ladders!
[04:16:38] Yo, we have the roof if you guys can get your helipods to put you above us!
[04:16:56] of
[04:17:11] all of their
[04:17:17] all
[04:17:20] of
[04:17:22] all
[04:17:24] Yeah, same guy's fast. We got me earlier.
[04:17:54] On our heli! Look up! Look up!
[04:17:58] I need to reload!
[04:18:00] Hold it down boys!
[04:18:03] Got people right under us! Right under us!
[04:18:04] I don't do that everywhere! This is money farming right now! Money farming!
[04:18:15] I gotta kill a sandwich! That hurts for something!
[04:18:18] Oh my god this is crazy.
[04:18:45] I'm reloading.
[04:18:46] Nice nice
[04:18:51] Hold it boys hold this roof
[04:19:00] Hold the roof
[04:19:02] We just keep killing bro, this is a money angle, it's a money angle!
[04:19:17] We can't get down there, we can't get down there, we just gotta keep killing and keep
[04:19:21] making money.
[04:19:22] I see gonna be big as well as we run out of respite as we should be good.
[04:19:25] Yep.
[04:19:28] I see a point right now. When red and blue are on the...
[04:19:38] Heal me! Heal me!
[04:19:40] I am.
[04:19:42] I need ammo!
[04:19:45] Do we have any ammo?
[04:19:48] I got a shotgun.
[04:19:49] That doesn't help me!
[04:19:52] That's the exact same guy who has been doing this the entire game.
[04:20:14] Oh my god!
[04:20:16] Oh my god!
[04:20:17] REST! REST! REST!
[04:20:19] What is that?
[04:20:26] You have been suicide bombing with the Helly Hall game, fuck you loser!
[04:20:31] REST!
[04:20:44] Oh, it's looking grim for red and blue, boys.
[04:20:56] I'm not gonna lie.
[04:20:57] It's looking grim.
[04:20:58] It's looking grim.
[04:20:59] I'll get you.
[04:21:00] Pina, is this you?
[04:21:01] Is this you I'm getting?
[04:21:02] Okay, I'm a champ!
[04:21:03] I'm a champ!
[04:21:04] I'm not your teammate!
[04:21:05] I'm giving you up!
[04:21:06] I'm not a teammate!
[04:21:07] I'm giving you up!
[04:21:08] I'm not a teammate!
[04:21:09] I'm not a teammate!
[04:21:10] We a listen fuck the game P. We're holding this for till we die
[04:21:40] Oh
[04:21:53] No
[04:21:56] Holy shit that last life I made 83,000 dollars
[04:22:10] Respectful 30 challenge respect. Oh, I went from nowhere on the list to third with 31 kills in that one fight
[04:22:20] Five it only played half the game
[04:22:25] Yeah
[04:22:33] Yes, I would love to but at the same time are we sure that the other servers are working do we know that for sure?
[04:22:37] or can we get our landmarks?
[04:22:42] I mean, I got it and I just got it.
[04:22:43] Okay, all right, we stay here.
[04:22:44] Let's try and join.
[04:22:45] Oh, we got a new map.
[04:22:46] Yeah, we got to stay.
[04:22:48] Hey, hey, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.
[04:22:50] Listen, listen.
[04:22:51] Time to chat a team.
[04:22:52] Time to chat a team.
[04:22:52] Yep, yep, yep.
[04:22:53] Everyone, high screen, high screen, high screen, high screen.
[04:22:55] High screen, high screen.
[04:22:57] All right, it's in, it's in, it's in, it's in, it's in.
[04:22:59] Wave, boat.
[04:23:00] That team.
[04:23:01] Streamer chat, streamer chat, streamer chat.
[04:23:03] Okay, okay, okay.
[04:23:04] Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
[04:23:06] Green team, green team.
[04:23:07] Look at the streamer chat.
[04:23:09] Oh, I'm looking for the two towers here.
[04:23:11] Right above team room one.
[04:23:14] Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
[04:23:17] Oh, God.
[04:23:19] I got a great one.
[04:23:20] I'm waiting until you guys get into the reveal myself.
[04:23:22] Me too.
[04:23:23] Hurry, Pete, hurry!
[04:23:24] I'm waiting to expose myself.
[04:23:27] Don't expose yourself yet.
[04:23:29] Wait.
[04:23:29] Let's run!
[04:23:30] Yes!
[04:23:31] Let's run!
[04:23:31] Let's run!
[04:23:32] Let's run!
[04:23:32] Let's run!
[04:23:33] Let's run!
[04:23:33] Let's run!
[04:23:34] Let's run!
[04:23:34] Let's run!
[04:23:35] Let's run!
[04:23:35] That was beautiful.
[04:23:36] Beautiful acting, beautiful acting, gentlemen.
[04:23:39] Good job, good job.
[04:23:39] Squadmate.
[04:23:40] Holy shit.
[04:23:43] Hey, butch, are you running supplies
[04:23:45] to start this game or no?
[04:23:45] I can, yeah, absolutely.
[04:23:47] I'm a rich boy.
[04:23:48] I am currently 75% level seven building,
[04:23:53] so I'm about to get large hammer world first.
[04:23:56] I'm sorry, I'm really sorry I killed you, please forgive me.
[04:24:17] You're a bitch, put C in your mom's a hoe!
[04:24:19] Get in the helicopter, Hatch.
[04:24:21] Fuck you!
[04:24:22] I'm getting a helicopter right now
[04:24:38] My dick pussy
[04:24:44] What are y'all getting sorry
[04:24:52] I'm so proud of you and you're doing so well. You're such a big boy.
[04:24:56] I'm coming over with the Heli voice.
[04:24:59] Oh god.
[04:25:00] Oh, that could...
[04:25:02] It's gonna be a good one.
[04:25:04] Oh wait, do I need to buy a mob?
[04:25:11] One more spot! Get in!
[04:25:22] How many guys stashed on our team now?
[04:25:24] FYI.
[04:25:25] Yeah.
[04:25:26] Oh, surely he won't ram us in the spawn or anything like that?
[04:25:30] Surely, surely.
[04:25:31] Oh, I really hope no devs are watching.
[04:25:33] That'd be horrible for Spaz.
[04:25:35] Bro, I wouldn't be mad if he, before you joined me, he was taking his helicopter and trying
[04:25:41] to dive bomb all the transport vehicles I had as well.
[04:25:44] He did it the entire day.
[04:25:46] Oh, shit.
[04:25:47] Oh, shit.
[04:26:18] Yeah, you ready boys? Go now, go now, go now.
[04:26:21] No, no, no, no, no, no!
[04:26:23] Once he's back again.
[04:26:25] Go, Bear, go!
[04:26:27] Oh my gosh, they're on the roof! They're on the roof!
[04:26:30] They landed the fucking guys on that big roof!
[04:26:33] Uh, shit.
[04:26:34] Three, two, one, twiddle, got me!
[04:26:36] Ah!
[04:26:40] Show on the roof.
[04:26:42] I was just crashing to this building I was trying to take him out I was trying to kill
[04:26:53] them so they didn't kill you guys you're welcome.
[04:26:59] Thank you Hutch you're welcome.
[04:27:00] Courage.
[04:27:01] Thank you Hutch.
[04:27:02] You're welcome.
[04:27:03] Thank you.
[04:27:04] Oh thank you.
[04:27:05] Thank you so much.
[04:27:06] You're welcome.
[04:27:07] Oh chop it!
[04:27:08] Wait I just unlocked the...
[04:27:09] Oh no.
[04:27:10] I just unlocked the mini copter but it's not showing that I have it unlocked but it took the money.
[04:27:27] And we're on that arm. Yep.
[04:27:30] Ah.
[04:27:37] Shit.
[04:27:38] Well that, that hurts.
[04:27:40] minus 50,000 ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
[04:28:00] yeah I'm here at the spawn courage are you building or no
[04:28:06] got me got me okay I got you
[04:28:13] I think I'm really bad at jokes you know we can get it
[04:28:16] it'd be 20 minutes to get it
[04:28:28] did you blew up here
[04:28:30] Watch him back, I'm trying to build a new bomb though.
[04:28:35] Guys watch out for this huge factory in the middle.
[04:28:36] Need a bomb?
[04:28:37] I need a bomb power one.
[04:28:39] Got it.
[04:28:40] On its way.
[04:28:41] Do you need a medium hammer?
[04:28:42] Will that help you?
[04:28:43] No, I have one.
[04:28:44] Okay.
[04:28:45] Yeah, I got it all with me.
[04:28:48] I can't put you in the hell that whoever that is, I'm sorry.
[04:28:58] Where are you at, Courage?
[04:29:00] Tower 1.
[04:29:01] We're still going on.
[04:29:02] We're still going on.
[04:29:03] The middle back is a huge one.
[04:29:04] What's up in here?
[04:29:05] Yeah, Hutch is bringing a fob.
[04:29:07] So, tier 1, OK.
[04:29:09] Sounds good.
[04:29:10] I'll be there soon.
[04:29:16] I should have gotten to you right.
[04:29:21] I forgot you can get to.
[04:29:23] Shit.
[04:29:27] I'm dropping a bomb! Get in there, County!
[04:29:37] It's in the middle back of the huge, huge building and there's a ton of enemies!
[04:29:47] Fer, it's coming in!
[04:29:49] Perfect, perfect. Keep an eye out.
[04:29:52] That's Austin. There he is.
[04:29:59] Dropping off right on you. Give me a second.
[04:30:02] I don't have to. It's nice on me. I'm on your left, too.
[04:30:06] You're good. You're good.
[04:30:09] What a toss.
[04:30:13] Very nice.
[04:30:15] $8300 oh my gosh
[04:30:19] Wait what happened?
[04:30:21] That they raise the price of the father's from 2,500 to 7,500 and then when when I bought it with the
[04:30:27] The added cost there was $9,300 so minus Bob. Holy shit
[04:30:32] Yeah, they want Bob purchases to be way more like on perplex for a reason now
[04:30:37] I died oh
[04:30:39] Oh, my God.
[04:30:40] Because you lack of determination and lack of motivation
[04:30:44] and you lack of wanting to win.
[04:30:46] I've gone for reinforcements weeks ago.
[04:30:49] That's landmark fault.
[04:30:50] You take the hell of the enemy.
[04:30:51] Hold on.
[04:30:52] I was there and I died.
[04:30:55] Because the green team has a campfire.
[04:30:59] No, they have a campfire over there.
[04:31:03] Get a pinner.
[04:31:04] Get a pinner.
[04:31:05] Our group is still unlocked.
[04:31:07] And Hutch is the leader of it.
[04:31:08] I will lock it, I will lock it, I'll lock it.
[04:31:14] I'll kick anyone who's not in our group anyways.
[04:31:17] Courage, you need more building?
[04:31:18] You want me to bring you two more boxes?
[04:31:20] Someone just brought two big pallets in the truck.
[04:31:23] But, Hutch, someone else bought a box, bought a box.
[04:31:26] I bought yours and I can't even place it down.
[04:31:27] I'm placing it right in front of you, Rob.
[04:31:29] You can't even place it in front of me.
[04:31:31] Oh, no.
[04:31:33] You going to the factory to be?
[04:31:34] Get in, boys!
[04:31:34] Are you having a little factory?
[04:31:36] You let's do it!
[04:31:38] Guys, just get guns and get in!
[04:31:40] Should we go to the hot zone? It's off to the south.
[04:31:44] Hurry up!
[04:31:45] That would make more sense.
[04:31:48] It would make more sense. You must do that!
[04:32:00] Peanut, I speak for everyone on the Red Team where I say welcome,
[04:32:03] Welcome, and we're happy that you finally officially joined the red team
[04:32:07] You gave up the war and you're with us
[04:32:12] Spread the word spread the word
[04:32:15] Let's get on this that roof that roof
[04:32:18] There's a bunch of great people pushing tower one. This is very bad. I'm bringing a whole pellet
[04:32:25] We need people now guys where we're going to tower one you guys need to help them. They're pushing it
[04:32:30] That's gonna speak as roof
[04:32:33] We have the tower, I'm gonna put you guys on the roof, okay?
[04:33:00] Yeah, that was great.
[04:33:02] Hey, hey, hey!
[04:33:04] You just disappeared.
[04:33:06] What the hell?
[04:33:08] Hi.
[04:33:10] I've been found out. They talked my DMA card.
[04:33:12] Oh, my God.
[04:33:14] Oh, my God.
[04:33:16] Oh!
[04:33:18] No one else.
[04:33:20] Oh, my God.
[04:33:22] There's no way.
[04:33:24] I just got from a van. They constantly found my DMA card.
[04:33:26] Oh, my God.
[04:33:28] Holy shit. Idiots.
[04:33:31] Oh my goodness.
[04:33:37] No, the game is out now.
[04:33:39] Here we go again.
[04:33:41] It's in like the early stages.
[04:33:43] Yeah, you might just be able to rejoin right away.
[04:33:46] I think we need to get all the DDoS stuff.
[04:33:49] Pull that one up.
[04:33:52] It'll disconnect to the server in a reasonable time.
[04:33:55] Yeah, if I get D-died
[04:34:00] I'm sorry, I could not imagine being the guy
[04:34:03] Oh, bro
[04:34:03] I'm talking about you now, you gotta have the biggest neck-head ever
[04:34:07] You gotta actually just be straight up living at your mom's basement
[04:34:10] 45 years old
[04:34:11] Neck beard galore
[04:34:13] Neck beard galore
[04:34:15] I'm talking foo-po on foo-po
[04:34:18] The super foo-po
[04:34:20] The legendary super foo-po
[04:34:22] Oh, I hope they find out who it is and fucking sue this shit out of them
[04:34:39] You take every dollar he's ever saved you take
[04:34:43] Fuck out of them
[04:34:45] What are we just one of them?
[04:34:48] We're back in here. We're doing
[04:34:51] Yeah, they'll build it. Can I expect?
[04:34:55] That's how number one is dying. We have so little support in this zone right now. This is very old, very bad.
[04:35:01] The server is... I can't buy the AK. The server's dying.
[04:35:09] They're up there. They're shredding our team right now.
[04:35:12] Yeah, we're down there.
[04:35:13] Oh, there it goes.
[04:35:14] A lot of my buggers themselves, they got kicked around.
[04:35:16] Yeah, I got kicked.
[04:35:17] Yeah, I got kicked.
[04:35:18] Should we join the server?
[04:35:20] Should we join the server?
[04:35:22] Well, I shot it in the server gate.
[04:35:25] It could be that specific server.
[04:35:27] I doubt it, but maybe.
[04:35:30] We could try saying that don't leave, there's no servers, it's all of them.
[04:35:37] I don't even know which one we were in.
[04:35:39] Nick has opened up Escape from Tarkov.
[04:35:42] I see servers.
[04:35:45] I do see servers, but they're all like six people.
[04:35:49] Oh, they're gonna look at the servers. They're all community servers.
[04:35:52] None of the official servers are up right now. Oh my God.
[04:35:54] No, I see a lot of official servers.
[04:35:57] Okay, why don't I see official servers?
[04:35:58] I see a lot of them.
[04:36:00] Yeah, I see official servers.
[04:36:02] I don't see them.
[04:36:03] Should I join one, and then you guys join on me?
[04:36:06] I don't know what else to do.
[04:36:09] Why don't I have to be on the same person?
[04:36:13] I can leave the server yeah yeah I see lots of servers okay I'm leaving oh
[04:36:23] and join I don't know unless you can't join right now let me try my stuff
[04:36:30] to be the number 11 never listened to anyone else
[04:36:38] Oh number 11
[04:36:47] I knew I shouldn't have listened bro, but it says a minute
[04:36:51] I knew I knew I did I sat down listening to landmark talk and he just said it was such
[04:36:58] fucking blind confidence
[04:37:01] blind confidence
[04:37:03] It's making my work
[04:37:07] Damn it, bro. Try this here guys
[04:37:10] Hey, yeah, I do it Mars. I'm gonna Asia. I'm gonna go off
[04:37:16] Yeah
[04:37:20] Yeah, this guy like I'm peeking at the naked a sound horn. Yeah, we knew that was coming
[04:37:33] Yeah, I guess I got bad news. I don't I don't even think my super jump. Yeah
[04:37:41] I didn't even try to get into it. That's the least for a wedding in three hours. Yeah, I
[04:37:47] they yeah, I just got word that they are in fact getting me not it all you
[04:37:52] gotta be the biggest loser on the planet. Oh my goodness. I also heard they're
[04:37:58] getting review bomb and I'm telling you used to be able to trust our views and
[04:38:02] And then it kind of went down, you could trust a game spot and all the stuff and then you
[04:38:06] just have to trust the player reviews.
[04:38:07] You can't even trust player reviews anymore.
[04:38:09] You can't even trust player reviews.
[04:38:11] One guy, maybe on the, on like a team of the devs who say something they don't like and
[04:38:15] then you have 100,000 people going to be like, oh, I'm going to go, that game's horrible.
[04:38:18] Bro, it's fucking weird, man.
[04:38:24] It is weird, weird, weird.
[04:38:30] are you looking at the reviews right now, Karage?
[04:38:34] Yeah, I feel bad right now. We don't beat issue later, but I've almost passed the refund period.
[04:38:39] We're not even seeing the main menu.
[04:38:41] I tried to ask what the contingency for this would be in discord.
[04:38:44] The message was filtered and lost. Seeing all the streamers get into the game instantly
[04:38:47] while being good at fur, where does the game really lousy move?
[04:38:51] Well, we're on the game right now.
[04:38:55] Real lousy move. Yeah, dog.
[04:38:57] I'm loving this match that we're in right now guys
[04:39:01] We're gonna be sick
[04:39:04] I'll see you what let's take a stand. Let's take a stand a good streamers
[04:39:12] What the actual fuck spent 99 minutes in queue just to get permit ban before you get to play it
[04:39:19] Few times are real bad. This is the one he just read two betas for this, huh?
[04:39:23] Bro, we're not even like
[04:39:25] We're not even an hour in and people are already just losing their minds. This is fucking insane, bro.
[04:39:34] Nothing was learned by the devs during the two betas regarding server queues. $40 game queuing for ages wouldn't hurt so bad if they weren't giving
[04:39:43] preff, I don't even know how to say that, queue treatment to streamers and their friends, for instance, peanut texting one of the devs on the stream,
[04:39:51] Fast-track your buddy in that is an insane attitude to have towards the player base bulkhead do better
[04:39:58] Beto was awesome game is great. Although the devs should have put a fuck ton more servers up guys. I
[04:40:06] Don't care if there was
[04:40:08] 20,000 servers man. Sadly we live in a game or a game
[04:40:12] We live in a world where it takes one fucking tarred with the ability to DDoS
[04:40:18] And he just D dos is the ever-living shit and sadly, it's a lot easier to break than to make
[04:40:24] You know, it's just oh man
[04:40:30] Boss 250,000 Q whether they try to be the good guys and say we're sorry. That's on us. No shit. That's on you
[04:40:35] It's your game everything you do. It's on you. I swear. There's no waste of people's time
[04:40:39] They can't they can't refund then change shadow settings even though they say they're not gonna change the game
[04:40:45] Because people start crying about it like they are playing 5000 elo face it with their life on the line
[04:40:52] Not even CS2 are people complaining about shadows. They want to implement subscription when I play
[04:40:57] 60 euros at launch to have a subscription sure
[04:41:15] I refuse to do guys. I like to sleep at night knowing that the world may not be doomed and in order to do that
[04:41:21] I have to mentally believe those
[04:41:28] What was was he hear that peanut is referenced on six of the top
[04:41:38] Can you guys join anything
[04:41:40] I'm going to try. That's motion. That's motion. That's motion. 610. That's motion right there,
[04:41:53] boys. That's motion. Well, I'm just I'm just refreshing over over again. Open. I'm seeing
[04:42:02] servers when I click on them. Nothing happens. Yeah, I I can't get in there. Yeah, that's
[04:42:09] I'm just gonna keep trying to join as you have it
[04:42:17] Yeah
[04:42:21] Lapid boys
[04:42:24] Lapid my server store. He wants to read you watch
[04:42:29] Let us let us come back. Tell us all. Tell us all scumbag piece of crap. She was in please
[04:42:35] Left infinite
[04:42:36] Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing, but I was told but yeah leave everything's fine. It's gonna work
[04:42:49] Wait, wait, wait, I actually have a plan hold on wait. I'm getting word for my buggy leaders good hold on now
[04:42:54] Hold on wait a second. Hold on my buggy. This is gonna be valuable information right now
[04:43:00] Shit
[04:43:03] Didn't work. Oh, I'm in join off me. You're in
[04:43:06] Jordan's way
[04:43:08] Join cover when you join cover when you join cover enjoy I didn't plan on getting it
[04:43:11] I think plan on getting in everyone's gonna join my server
[04:43:22] I want it
[04:43:36] I was
[04:43:38] Oh
[04:43:40] Yeah, I can't
[04:43:44] Well get fucked boys. I'm in
[04:43:50] Three minutes, I mean I'm gonna go do deliveries. I just joined a random match. It worked. I need to come back on
[04:43:56] I
[04:44:08] Because I yeah, yeah
[04:44:12] Yeah, yeah, I'll have it
[04:44:18] It's a baby some drinks just wake up. Yeah
[04:44:26] Some drinks, please. Thank you.
[04:44:42] Is it like the one we had?
[04:44:45] I just have to say, I'm not in the place to start.
[04:44:48] I keep getting into Hunter's server, but then it takes me.
[04:44:51] that it takes me
[04:44:55] I can't get in
[04:45:01] The only reason to have a DMA car is to cheat
[04:45:06] Now I'm joking about having a DMA car to cheat
[04:45:09] Do you have fucking bloody excel spreadsheets on there?
[04:45:16] Very nice
[04:45:17] Alright, let's level up our pilot! It's a ticking time, Bob! Let's go!
[04:45:24] I will not crash!
[04:45:42] Thank you!
[04:45:44] Time to try to join the game, here we go.
[04:45:46] Oh, hey, how'd you like $1,800 Robin, huh?
[04:45:49] Thank you, thank you.
[04:45:51] Are those people everybody here with you?
[04:45:54] Yeah.
[04:45:55] What?
[04:45:56] I'm flying the helicopter, boss.
[04:46:08] My menu is not even responding to anything.
[04:46:13] I just need to stand where I have to stand.
[04:46:43] I'm not having the best of luck getting into these games.
[04:46:47] I will say.
[04:46:48] Like was?
[04:46:50] Like was?
[04:46:52] Not good.
[04:46:52] Actually, I'm watching Hunter's server's player count go down.
[04:46:57] I believe other people are also getting kicked in Hunter's game.
[04:47:01] I love that song.
[04:47:06] I think it's DDoS.
[04:47:07] Oh, skits!
[04:47:09] Yeah.
[04:47:11] Oh, 100% they are.
[04:47:12] You don't think it's just too many people playing?
[04:47:15] I personally don't think so, no.
[04:47:17] I think they probably expected about this,
[04:47:20] how many people have logged on.
[04:47:25] Look at the tweet.
[04:47:26] Look at their tweet on Twitter.
[04:47:28] What's tweet?
[04:47:28] What's tweet?
[04:47:29] War dogs.
[04:47:30] It's the meme.
[04:47:32] That girls on the couch and all those guys are standing above her.
[04:47:37] Yeah, yes.
[04:47:38] It's the camera players.
[04:47:41] Do you want to wait any minute about any minute?
[04:47:52] Oh, people are getting kicked from your server.
[04:47:54] Oh, I know, I'm just delivering supplies, making money while I can.
[04:48:01] Happy to be here.
[04:48:11] No!
[04:48:32] Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[04:48:38] Another one buys the dust
[04:48:53] Another one buys the dust
[04:48:55] Ahhhh
[04:48:55] Next song
[04:48:58] Ohhhhhhhh shit
[04:49:32] Fuck you too, that's ever much?
[04:49:45] Fuck yeah I am.
[04:49:50] Just deliverin' supplies.
[04:49:51] You piece of shit, you piece of shit, one day I will be in the sever, one day I too will
[04:50:00] If you could join, does anything happen?
[04:50:06] No, it's not.
[04:50:08] He really spat out the money.
[04:50:10] Yes, he was full.
[04:50:12] From right now, you want a gold bar?
[04:50:15] It's 2.79 million for one gold bar.
[04:50:19] That's pretty chill.
[04:50:24] I wonder why I didn't want to have that.
[04:50:27] What does that do?
[04:50:29] If you use it by skins on the gold market, you click black market, you select weapon skins and stuff.
[04:50:34] Oh, shoot.
[04:50:35] These vehicle skins.
[04:50:36] So you just like when you have a ton of money.
[04:50:38] I mean, the first thing everyone's gonna go for is that middle finger emote.
[04:50:41] Five gold bars.
[04:50:43] Guys, I have no idea how I am in the game.
[04:50:48] I got very lucky, boss.
[04:50:50] We got all kicked and then these guys are still fucked and I am the chosen one.
[04:50:57] I am the chosen one, I'm the chosen one.
[04:51:04] Hey, I appreciate you guys thinking that somehow I have more pull than peanut.
[04:51:09] Hey, my wizard, my wizard, I appreciate the love.
[04:51:16] My man.
[04:51:27] what up you did their game intro and a damn good job I did
[04:51:36] hey is that what people are saying about yo what up oh shit hello what up what
[04:51:47] What's up?
[04:52:00] Hi Edge.
[04:52:02] Hello.
[04:52:05] How are you brother?
[04:52:07] Beautiful day. Beautiful day.
[04:52:10] It sure is, but, uh, you know, my friend seems to think you're a little chubby.
[04:52:18] What?!
[04:52:19] Kill your friend, in-game!
[04:52:20] I got this story.
[04:52:21] Take him out.
[04:52:22] It's a lie, I am not chubby.
[04:52:23] Yes, sir.
[04:52:24] Also, go to the tower, our tower, and unload all those supplies to make me money, if you
[04:52:38] love me.
[04:52:39] Hi, but like, why didn't you just pick me up?
[04:52:41] Because I'd be in your helicopter right now.
[04:52:43] Ha!
[04:52:44] Ah, Master Jedi never tells his secrets, unless it's Yoda, and he tells everyone his secrets
[04:52:52] because it's Yoda.
[04:52:53] Remember that.
[04:52:54] Write that one down.
[04:52:55] I'm not just speaking out, because like, you know, it's being out.
[04:52:58] He has no arms and legs.
[04:52:59] Don't trust him.
[04:53:00] I do too.
[04:53:01] I need to.
[04:53:06] Chat, do we dare try and pull out the helicopter and go kill people with it?
[04:53:18] Alright, let's do it. Let's do it.
[04:53:24] Wait, there's only 15 people on the server?
[04:53:27] Oh, shit, there really isn't many people.
[04:53:31] Maybe it's not smart to do that.
[04:53:33] Oh, well, we don't have a choice.
[04:53:51] Wee.
[04:53:53] you. Hey, good to meet you too, John. Had a laugh. Had a laugh. No, that. I'm about,
[04:54:17] I'm getting in a, I'm getting in a chopper.
[04:54:19] I'm getting in a gun and chopper.
[04:54:24] You're terrible.
[04:54:25] What?
[04:54:29] Fuck you, John.
[04:54:30] Fuck you.
[04:54:32] All right.
[04:54:33] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[04:54:34] John, fuck you, fuck you.
[04:54:36] I'm leaving the squad.
[04:54:37] Have a good day.
[04:54:38] All right.
[04:54:41] Now you guys are about to be impressed.
[04:54:45] Gentlemen, do not try to do this at home.
[04:54:49] You will not be able to do it successfully.
[04:54:53] Watch this shit.
[04:55:06] Let's go.
[04:55:15] Can we get some gambos each game on how many times you've packed your heavy?
[04:55:25] WATCH THIS SHIT!
[04:55:45] Lock it!
[04:55:52] Shit, I missed every single one of them.
[04:56:01] Shit, I missed everything.
[04:56:18] I missed everything.
[04:56:19] It's fine.
[04:56:20] Turning.
[04:56:21] I see that guy.
[04:56:22] I see that guy.
[04:56:49] He's already dead.
[04:56:52] Two there!
[04:57:02] I'll let him up.
[04:57:12] Where are they? Hold.
[04:57:22] Where are you such a bitch is that where are you? Where are you? Where are you?
[04:57:33] Get a little bit of height
[04:57:45] Where are they I
[04:57:48] Peel up I
[04:57:50] I come back for him.
[04:58:02] Hold!
[04:58:04] Hold!
[04:58:06] There's one right up over here!
[04:58:08] Hold!
[04:58:13] Where'd he go?
[04:58:15] Where'd he go?
[04:58:16] There he is.
[04:58:21] No!
[04:58:22] Dammit!
[04:58:23] They're all inside the church!
[04:58:32] There he is!
[04:58:42] Get out of here!
[04:59:11] Where was that from?
[04:59:14] Where are you?
[04:59:16] Show yourself to me!
[04:59:18] Next song!
[04:59:20] Oh shit.
[04:59:22] Where are you bastards?
[04:59:24] Where are you bastards?
[04:59:26] I see you.
[04:59:27] Reds on the circle, let's go!
[04:59:45] Reds on the circle. Let's go.
[05:00:04] Going home to the spirit in the spirit of the sky!
[05:00:15] where are they the fuck
[05:00:32] Where are you?
[05:00:41] Oh, you bastard!
[05:00:43] get out of here! where are these guys at man? i can't see them!
[05:01:09] I'm in game but can't join us, sir.
[05:01:11] Look me out.
[05:01:12] Look.
[05:01:13] I see this guy down here.
[05:01:15] Where'd he go?
[05:01:20] There you are.
[05:01:21] Oh, yeah.
[05:01:22] It's our moment.
[05:01:23] Fuck.
[05:01:24] Fuck.
[05:01:25] Fuck.
[05:01:26] Fuck.
[05:01:27] Fuck.
[05:01:28] Fuck.
[05:01:29] Fuck.
[05:01:30] Fuck.
[05:01:31] Fuck.
[05:01:32] Fuck.
[05:01:33] Fuck.
[05:01:34] Fuck.
[05:01:35] Fuck.
[05:01:36] Fuck.
[05:01:37] Fuck.
[05:01:38] Out of ammo!
[05:01:49] Out of ammo!
[05:01:50] Let's get out of here!
[05:01:52] I'll be back, bastards!
[05:01:56] I'll be back!
[05:02:00] Oh shit!
[05:02:05] I'll be back, you bastards!
[05:02:08] Positive music.
[05:02:09] Let's go resupply.
[05:02:12] Whoo!
[05:02:14] How am I still minus 1700?
[05:02:16] I've killed so many!
[05:02:22] How many have I killed?
[05:02:23] I've only killed five, okay.
[05:02:24] Well still, I feel like I've done a lot.
[05:02:35] Well, yeah, they probably, they probably did it that way, so it would kind of deter people
[05:02:44] from wanting to do what I'm doing, fuck, it doesn't deter me, it makes me want to do it
[05:02:48] more.
[05:02:49] You still get good helicredit though, right?
[05:03:00] No, you get XP. I just don't know if it's Helly XP. That would suck balls if you get
[05:03:15] nothing. Fat! Shut up! I'm not that fat.
[05:03:44] All right, get rid of this.
[05:03:47] Okay, I can't.
[05:03:48] Let's go.
[05:03:51] Back to the fight.
[05:03:54] You gotta be morbidly obese.
[05:03:56] What the fuck?
[05:03:58] The hell's wrong with you?
[05:04:00] Guys, how's everyone doing?
[05:04:01] I'm limiting, read the update from War Dogs on Axe.
[05:04:05] We're watching it.
[05:04:05] I think that was an hour ago with the TV.
[05:04:08] You're watching me?
[05:04:09] Are you impressed?
[05:04:10] In your 20-person server.
[05:04:12] Are you impressed with my abilities of flying?
[05:04:15] I have a question.
[05:04:17] How the hell is your crouch counter going down?
[05:04:21] What?
[05:04:22] What?
[05:04:23] What?
[05:04:24] What the hell do you want?
[05:04:25] How is your crouch counter going down?
[05:04:29] Cause I'm sexy?
[05:04:30] I don't know.
[05:04:31] Shit.
[05:04:32] Hey!
[05:04:33] Hey!
[05:04:34] Hey!
[05:04:35] Hey!
[05:04:36] Hey!
[05:04:37] Hey!
[05:04:38] Hey!
[05:04:39] Hey!
[05:04:40] Hey!
[05:04:41] Hey!
[05:04:42] Be back, Liza!
[05:04:48] Going back to the church!
[05:05:04] Bitch pussy?
[05:05:12] Oh
[05:05:42] Who's shooting at me over there?
[05:05:59] Oh, I see his ass.
[05:06:29] I have no idea where that guy is, but he has fucked my ass.
[05:06:34] Where'd he go?
[05:06:40] Newsog!
[05:06:44] I've lost him. They're all just hiding.
[05:06:53] I need to heal somehow. I hear shots.
[05:06:59] Do you see him?
[05:07:09] I'm looking.
[05:07:10] Maybe along the wall?
[05:07:19] Oh my god, they're getting murdered.
[05:07:25] I see that guy.
[05:07:54] Get out of the church!
[05:07:58] Get out of the church!
[05:08:00] You heavens!
[05:08:07] You're such a pussy.
[05:08:09] Who is that?
[05:08:20] No, I missed!
[05:08:24] where are you where are you
[05:08:54] You gotta give me a gun, you don't have a gun?
[05:09:23] bro the fucking servers reset and all my stats and regress and reset with the
[05:09:29] servers I have no money no guns everything
[05:09:33] hi bro we got a Muhammad Ali this guy on top of the mound all right follow me
[05:09:37] Yeah, look like I've seen you go. What you got? I told you. I
[05:09:42] Kill that motherfucker get what?
[05:09:48] Oh, yeah, I'm coming I'm coming
[05:09:56] Where is it where is it?
[05:09:59] Give me a yo shit bitch pussy give me everything. There's a robbery
[05:10:07] Don't pick on my stole this is it
[05:10:14] Fuck you fuck you fuck you die here fuck you
[05:10:37] Let's see him
[05:10:46] Nice nice. Yeah
[05:10:50] To the circle to the circle
[05:11:00] We can win it boys
[05:11:07] hold this high ground hold this high ground oh what the mother he said the
[05:11:25] Oh
[05:11:28] Shades in the house. We got to push down there. We got to go
[05:11:35] No sweet God
[05:11:42] All right
[05:11:44] It's going to stop!
[05:11:46] How are people using this?
[05:11:51] How are- dude, how is P9 using that piece of shit?
[05:12:04] Oh my gosh, we're all dead.
[05:12:07] We're all dead.
[05:12:09] How are you guys using that gun?
[05:12:13] We're fine boys, we're fine, we're fine, get a kit.
[05:12:20] Don't worry man, after all my money got reset, I still have a thousand dollars left, let's
[05:12:33] go.
[05:12:36] I
[05:12:47] Do the Heli
[05:12:54] Wait boys is it working refreshing right now that said it's working. We're back. We're back
[05:13:06] I think that that was it.
[05:13:07] You should have went up to the players.
[05:13:09] I think you went up to the players.
[05:13:10] Get in!
[05:13:10] Get in!
[05:13:11] I'm not going to kill you.
[05:13:12] Joey, boys!
[05:13:13] Oh my god, I'm going to kill you, sir.
[05:13:15] I'm going to kill you.
[05:13:16] I'm going to fucking kill you.
[05:13:18] I'm going to fucking kill you.
[05:13:22] Dear buddy for the mods today, I appreciate you, man.
[05:13:26] Listen, I understand people's frustrations.
[05:13:32] I understand, you know, all that good jazz.
[05:13:34] get that I'm tired of the guy who's in and everyone else is in and I'm the
[05:13:39] old big fat hutch you're fat blah blah blah it's okay man I'll be your punching
[05:13:45] bag you can rub my nipples it's fine
[05:13:50] are you guys in? I'm in 7 out of 15 in the queue. Is it just the R server that's up or
[05:14:07] it's at all kinds try to join a different server right now my speed
[05:14:12] pretzels every person has all the same
[05:14:14] it's a good game
[05:14:16] every person has a good game
[05:14:18] it's a good game
[05:14:20] it's been a bad game boss
[05:14:24] it's been a good game
[05:14:26] the helicopter they nerfed the shit out of it boss
[05:14:32] This is chat privilege, this is false and captain, this is captain
[05:14:34] This is high security, QT, play my game and please
[05:14:37] I'm in position five
[05:14:39] And I wasn't just standing up position
[05:14:42] Fuck you
[05:14:43] You say this is fat privilege? Fuck you
[05:14:45] No, I just was fat privilege you
[05:14:47] Oh, okay, thanks P
[05:14:49] There ain't no problem
[05:14:51] No problem, I'm currently trying to join your game, besides
[05:14:55] You got this, P, you got this
[05:14:57] I was in there for like two seconds
[05:15:01] I was in there like two seconds. You got to touch the grass
[05:15:13] No
[05:15:25] Fuck
[05:15:27] Fuck you!
[05:15:29] Shit.
[05:15:31] Shit.
[05:15:33] Shit.
[05:15:35] Shit.
[05:15:37] Shit.
[05:15:39] The more you spend the girl on, fuck off!
[05:15:43] Fuck you!
[05:15:51] I'm talking up again, why are we having a good pilot, okay?
[05:16:25] It's starting to fill up.
[05:16:28] The queue is full.
[05:16:31] That position is rude.
[05:16:32] I am in, and I'm on the red team.
[05:16:34] Wait, we switched teams?
[05:16:37] What team are you?
[05:16:38] I'm on the green team.
[05:16:40] Holy shit.
[05:16:45] Okay, I'm on the green team now.
[05:16:48] I'm on the green team now.
[05:16:51] Wonderful.
[05:16:53] It's a we can pull this back P, but it's gonna be a fucking journey
[05:17:04] 82 to 21
[05:17:23] three
[05:17:30] I'm fucking dead. I'm fucking dead
[05:17:35] You and then I got kicked. How'd you run away to your location? Yeah, we're on the tower
[05:17:48] I don't know how we're still losing this
[05:17:53] I
[05:18:02] How are these guys
[05:18:09] Where the hell this guy go
[05:18:12] And I see that that's what I forgot it was just regular regular stuff. Oh, I use these super super doosies
[05:18:23] I can't see the server list, yeah, landmine can't see the server list, too.
[05:18:27] Oh, I see it, but I can't join anything, and I was joining that server, and I wasn't a queue, and it kicked me out.
[05:18:34] You'll get suited up, I believe in you, Mr. Landmine, I believe.
[05:18:39] I'm losing confidence.
[05:18:44] Hodge, wait, wait, are you on it? Oh, I sleep in service. Uh, no, whatever.
[05:18:48] What team are you in?
[05:18:50] I'm on the green team.
[05:18:53] No, no, I was near squadron. That's my job. Yeah, yeah
[05:18:58] Which there you are
[05:19:05] No, you gotta kick this Austin guy you gotta kick them just get him out of here ASAP
[05:19:13] His motherfucker enjoyed my squad thank you. I'm a good Ellie
[05:19:19] Fucking freak
[05:19:23] You guys
[05:19:28] Good
[05:19:30] Yeah, I died I'm resetting right now
[05:19:36] I'm flying over I'm flying over
[05:19:38] over
[05:19:42] right it goes me
[05:19:50] oh my god I'm fucking going crazy I'm going to say right now I'm coming I'm
[05:19:54] coming I'm trying I'm fucking dead I'm fucking dead there's a thousand
[05:20:00] I'm coming
[05:20:13] Oh my god
[05:20:18] There's literally a thousand reds at the pool. I don't know why I got there. I don't know why there's a thousand
[05:20:24] There's a thousand shit
[05:20:30] All righty.
[05:20:58] What's going on over here?
[05:21:15] I don't see him up on the tower.
[05:21:38] Got it.
[05:21:39] Helly!
[05:21:40] Get the helly and get to the tower right now that I'm on.
[05:21:42] I got the same position as last game.
[05:21:44] I took the tower!
[05:22:00] Well, isn't that an enjoyment?
[05:22:03] You guys already trying to kill me with the heli?
[05:22:14] I
[05:22:16] I
[05:22:18] of
[05:22:25] death
[05:22:28] of
[05:22:33] death
[05:22:38] of
[05:22:44] Come to me
[05:23:08] Okay, no you want to come to me
[05:23:13] Yeah, but I'm in their base right now. I took the tower
[05:23:34] Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. And it's gone. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you
[05:23:43] Don't help him don't help him let him die here let him die here don't help him
[05:24:00] don't help him don't help him don't listen to that guy this is my tower now
[05:24:08] You're a bitch!
[05:24:09] You pay for this!
[05:24:11] Fuck you, fuck you.
[05:24:14] Fuck you, fuck you!
[05:24:21] No!
[05:24:22] AHHHHH!
[05:24:26] I got removed from the match, P!
[05:24:29] Good. Good.
[05:24:31] But finally!
[05:24:33] What are you doing for my failure, GUNNY?!
[05:24:35] Fuck you!
[05:24:36] Fucking streamers
[05:24:39] Yeah, you don't deserve to be on the green team pal fucking streamers with a prior privilege
[05:24:44] I'd rather you be a damn scoper than a streamer. You fucking scoper. What are you?
[05:24:49] I have people coming in here though
[05:24:51] Like I cannot believe that they're letting you in these servers because you did the intro to their FPS show hudge
[05:24:57] I
[05:24:58] Can't believe it. I thought you're three-hand jobs. I had a Denny's
[05:25:03] Yeah, I give the developer three hand jobs and a talk about gift card. That's all I'm gonna give them one. Maybe that's my problem
[05:25:09] That is the question I should have been double eagle
[05:25:13] The power of my helicopter just got connected
[05:25:18] Restarting servers to go clean slate. Buyers and servers be logged out
[05:25:22] This is due to an issue that wasn't present in the previous beta. Hutch has no nipples
[05:25:26] That's from the war dogs Twitter. That is not what they posted
[05:25:30] I mean
[05:25:31] Okay, maybe the last sense was wrong you bastard. They said apologies for the disruption. Sorry
[05:25:37] That is completely different than what you just said
[05:25:40] You know if they go clean slate, I have a question. Does that mean clean slate of who's logged in or they're
[05:25:46] Should go squashed earth. They should reroll everything squashed earth. Well, I've spent two hours building
[05:25:53] landmark
[05:25:57] Hey
[05:26:01] No, no, no, please play, please play.
[05:26:05] Might as well.
[05:26:06] I'm talking, I'm talking, my helicopter just got disconnected twice.
[05:26:11] But the second time around, I've got the shame sometimes you just lost everything.
[05:26:17] I'm in hell, I'm in hell.
[05:26:25] Bro, did they please slay them this close to the large hammer?
[05:26:30] Man, oh, he's snapping his fingers.
[05:26:32] He's cleaning out my titties.
[05:26:34] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[05:26:37] That's what I'm walking.
[05:26:39] I'm walking to the exit of the circle.
[05:26:41] Yeah!
[05:26:42] Oh!
[05:26:46] Oh!
[05:26:47] Let me in!
[05:26:48] Dude, I was kind of frying with the helicopter, no?
[05:26:52] You were doing pretty good, guys.
[05:26:53] It's just, dude, you don't get, like, any money from it now.
[05:26:57] Like, at all.
[05:26:59] People are replying on Twitter saying that players deserve compensation
[05:27:08] Do these people they're not real human beings say truly I failed to believe that they are real human beings
[05:27:23] You know what I realized everything was working great till the servers until peanut lied and said he doesn't eat hamburger
[05:27:29] He just got DC'd.
[05:27:36] I ain't ever gonna over please just let me play the game.
[05:27:43] I ain't ever gonna over I admit it.
[05:27:46] I admit it.
[05:27:47] I admit it.
[05:27:48] Just let me play the game.
[05:27:50] Please.
[05:27:51] Please.
[05:27:52] We're in hell.
[05:27:53] We're getting called slurs on Twitter.
[05:27:58] the game. So we got the winner
[05:28:04] and now the game's not working.
[05:28:07] God help us.
[05:28:09] The big guy is going to give
[05:28:11] you the $20 super chat.
[05:28:12] $20 super chat.
[05:28:15] Magic.
[05:28:16] Gifted.
[05:28:17] Zip and fat beer.
[05:28:18] Thank you.
[05:28:21] What happened to Nick?
[05:28:22] I mean, he just going through
[05:28:23] what what's happening right
[05:28:25] now is just the servers are
[05:28:27] time. What that is called is a piggyback range bait. What they do is they confirm that the
[05:28:34] previous one that you were thinking was range bait is not range bait and by the transitive
[05:28:41] property range baiting themselves. I'm saying I am an expert on this. I am an expert on
[05:28:47] raid bait I am okay hey I thought that was just where you furiously masturbate
[05:28:57] that was well it's a joint meeting have I been wrong this whole time it's a joint
[05:29:03] meeting my one you have a terrible opinion and you just want it to be heard
[05:29:07] because you're an idiot and two you're beating that shit till it's raw yeah I
[05:29:13] I thought they were just really angrily watching the stream and beating their shit.
[05:29:17] I think it's both. Yeah.
[05:29:19] Oh, maybe it's okay.
[05:29:20] There's a whole bunch of new reviews specifically going through me for some reason.
[05:29:29] I didn't do anything.
[05:29:31] Is it against the rules to fucking die?
[05:29:33] You didn't fucking do it, buddy.
[05:29:36] All right, don't try tonight.
[05:29:38] You know what you did.
[05:29:41] I really didn't do it.
[05:29:42] I didn't do that this much. I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything.
[05:29:48] As you were putting your hand in the fire, I tried to pull you back, B. I tried. I tried my hardest.
[05:29:55] It is what it is. Oh, I didn't do anything.
[05:30:07] You know what? You know what? I will take this. I get hated on 10,000 times a day anyways.
[05:30:12] I will take this hate so that others may run free so that others may fron it through flowers and have great times.
[05:30:24] Wait, so you're saying... so you're saying that this is the one time I could hate on you and you not get mad at me?
[05:30:31] Not you, you fat hellbilly. You fucking say a word I'm gonna cut your dick off.
[05:30:36] Okay, alright.
[05:30:38] All right, yeah, you silence only much like oh wait CEO is on big fries channel right now talking
[05:30:46] Yeah, it's up to some people but most people are just
[05:30:52] The CEO is on his channel. Yeah, just going like look guys. This was a
[05:30:57] Bus start we'll go again
[05:30:59] Um, like, you know, there's the reason we launch on a Thursday not a friday is this for sure
[05:31:03] Um, but so how do you stop?
[05:31:04] How do you set the D-DAS because they're gonna keep doing it? How does clean slaying gonna stop
[05:31:10] coming back? Well, they timed it well. Okay, so it's we, you know, in the beta when we were
[05:31:17] getting attacked and it's not always an attack, like big ox is getting down or a VoIP went down.
[05:31:21] Yeah. Like, this is just unlucky timing. That's on us to bet. Like, look, we are,
[05:31:28] like we have never done this scale before so like it's yeah and like we're
[05:31:34] learning as well but like it won't it's not like we're gonna just go oh we
[05:31:39] couldn't do it and stop it's just a bit later and that's on us and like as always
[05:31:45] reach for you know but yeah it is well we tried and then we're not gonna ship
[05:31:50] the game anymore take take a little bit of time but like we did something cool
[05:31:55] the can I show you my camera look look look you guys got camera crews in there
[05:32:00] filming you guys break down in tears that's crazy because pretty much yes so
[05:32:04] what you'll see though is tomorrow we'll edit all this together and go this is
[05:32:07] what fucking this is what happened yeah so yeah pretty much it's gonna be a you
[05:32:13] get to see me cry yeah but now honestly it looks shitty and it is shitty and we
[05:32:19] we fucked it up for you guys it sucks but um like we're trying man we're trying
[05:32:25] And we're gonna get it up. We're gonna get it going. It's just this year. It's complicated. Like I said, we were like
[05:32:30] I think I said to you today. We were like six months ago like 30,000 peak incurrence. That's what we were here
[05:32:36] our shill stand up. It's just
[05:32:39] What actually happens in these situations is
[05:32:42] Imagine you get into the game
[05:32:44] and
[05:32:45] Then other people can't start spamming stuff is you kind of build up this backlog
[05:32:49] Yeah, and then imagine you're in a queue behind ghosts
[05:32:51] That's kind of what's happening. And then so we're just gonna go fuck it restart it and go
[05:32:56] But like said this is what we do on Thursday and just yeah, but it's entirely on us. This is awful
[05:33:02] this and
[05:33:04] Guys refund and buy when it's working. You want to come back in?
[05:33:08] If you're Chinese who's review bombing us or appreciate
[05:33:12] You stop that but
[05:33:14] Do it in English, okay?
[05:33:17] At least actually, you know it translates to fuck you like most of me can you lay
[05:33:23] It's on us man like this is us
[05:33:26] We can't show it from that, but this will be solved. It just for us. This is close to like an MMO launch and yeah
[05:33:33] No shit. This is crazy. Yeah, okay
[05:33:36] Well, I don't want to take up too much of your time. I appreciate you jumping on
[05:33:40] I don't know what the fuck you guys for coming through. No yet. Thank you
[05:33:44] Thank you for the little platform as well.
[05:33:46] Hey, I appreciate it, but hey, you guys slam us.
[05:33:49] Uh, we'll, we'll, my favorite streamer on, sorry guys.
[05:33:53] Always in a good mood while work.
[05:33:55] Look at them.
[05:33:56] I look like an overweight, Irish dwarf.
[05:33:58] I always enjoy watching you.
[05:34:00] Plus your skill level is far above that of the peanut.
[05:34:04] I haven't heard that alert go off as many times ever.
[05:34:08] It was a, so recap.
[05:34:09] It was a DDoS attack.
[05:34:11] Too many people took off work.
[05:34:13] Uh, no.
[05:34:14] They apparently had some log-in queue issues, and then once they fixed the log-in queue
[05:34:20] issues, all of their numbers, like they said, they filled the queue, they were going to
[05:34:24] start popping beers, and then all of the numbers started just dropping because they got a huge
[05:34:29] DDoS attack.
[05:34:31] So what's going on right now is they have a bunch of servers that they're calling orphan
[05:34:34] servers.
[05:34:35] They're empty.
[05:34:36] They got like five, six people in them, but their back end reads it as a full server.
[05:34:40] So those are all breaking. So they just said on Twitter, um, or on their discord that they're
[05:34:46] restarting everything.
[05:34:49] Servers are all being wiped clean. Let me pull this up. God, this discord's a fucking
[05:34:53] shit show. I think I'm not about to read all your guys as followers, but thank you so much.
[05:34:58] Good to see you. Peanut said W big fry. Oh, well, that's what's up. Yo, shout out. P.
[05:35:02] Now that's fucking crazy. Um, we're going clean slate. All active servers are being
[05:35:07] shut down and they'll be spun back up when that's happening I don't know brother I just
[05:35:11] want to I just want to get back into firing range so I got back to all three private jets
[05:35:15] to praise the lord damn bro how can you get close to the lord without a private jet
[05:35:22] You gotta get out there!
[05:35:24] Tomatoes! Tomatoes! Tomatoes!
[05:35:26] Tomatoes! Tomatoes! Tomatoes!
[05:35:28] Tomatoes! Tomatoes!
[05:35:34] Fuck, man. Absolute loser bitches.
[05:35:38] What's our update, Hot Chat? I didn't watch it.
[05:35:42] Basically, the servers weren't working. They fixed the servers.
[05:35:46] Then they got DDoS, so everything together just broke everything.
[05:35:49] They're taking all the servers down and they're gonna spin them back up. So from what it sounded like you'll keep your personal stuff
[05:35:57] But the servers are gonna restart
[05:35:59] Everyone in the service is just gonna keep kicked. Oh
[05:36:03] Shit John Wardogs just told
[05:36:08] Just uh
[05:36:12] He just sent me some codes to get up
[05:36:14] I
[05:36:21] The guy you just saw on screen the guy right there I see what's funny is I have talked to that guy before I
[05:36:27] Know it's rude, but I actually didn't really ask what his position was so I really didn't know if he was the CEO or not
[05:36:33] Hello
[05:36:44] The CEO hey, that's the big dog big dog. That is the big dog
[05:36:51] I talked to that's the guy I talked to
[05:36:54] I didn't know if he was this I didn't know if you see oh, and I'm not gonna lie to you
[05:36:58] I was too scared to ask
[05:37:00] Cuz I feel like it was rude and I don't really pay attention like beginning people's names
[05:37:03] You have a hunch somebody tells you names and say that's not hey brother
[05:37:10] What's going on brother what's going on man, how you doing my
[05:37:14] Stop, brother.
[05:37:15] Stop, dude.
[05:37:16] They're not, they're not even called by the name.
[05:37:19] That's what you do.
[05:37:20] That's what you do.
[05:37:21] And you just, you just keep doing that
[05:37:23] until someone in the group slings the name
[05:37:25] and you're like, oh, that's what a name is.
[05:37:27] Oh shit, oh, Gerald, my man.
[05:37:29] Yeah, Gerald.
[05:37:30] My man Gerald is on the sheeps, I said.
[05:37:33] Yeah.
[05:37:34] My man Gerald is on the sheeps.
[05:37:35] Sometimes I get so excited that I just keep calling
[05:37:39] the person by their name.
[05:37:40] Mike Gerald, so Gerald.
[05:37:41] Listen up, Gerald.
[05:37:43] Gerald, this is what I was thinking about, you know, you got to keep it calm, cool, collected.
[05:37:48] What about when you call him the wrong name over and over and nobody corrects you?
[05:37:53] Then you just say it was the nickname.
[05:37:55] That's just.
[05:37:56] Yeah, but you're calling Gerald Steve.
[05:37:59] Yeah, but you can say you look you look.
[05:38:01] I never got a Steve by life.
[05:38:06] Fuck Steve.
[05:38:08] You want to buy guy?
[05:38:09] You want to buy guy?
[05:38:11] Oh cousin cousin. What up my dude? What up? Oh
[05:38:20] Man, dude, we can't have nice things bro. Oh, we can't we can't have nice things
[05:38:34] Unfortunate
[05:38:38] My wizard
[05:38:41] My wizard, what's up my wizard my wizard my necromancer? How you doing?
[05:38:51] Skiz are people calling people like Lord the Rings titles. That's the way to do it. Yo, yo, yo, my hobbit. What's up, bro?
[05:39:01] My my Nazgul, what's up?
[05:39:11] oh my gosh you know listen it's dude oh man it's frustrating right hey guys
[05:39:29] yeah what's going on you piece of shit don't not to make you jealous guys but
[05:39:34] I just gave out five more.
[05:39:37] Oh, did you?
[05:39:39] Jack, we're going to be giving out 10 codes just
[05:39:42] because fuck Peanut.
[05:39:43] Give me a moment.
[05:39:44] Shit.
[05:39:44] What?
[05:39:45] Wait.
[05:39:45] I'm going to get more codes.
[05:39:51] One moment here, boys.
[05:39:56] I need more codes.
[05:39:58] I'm texting the guy right now.
[05:39:59] I'm texting him.
[05:40:00] Guys, I actually don't know.
[05:40:03] I made up to 10, but we do have five.
[05:40:06] We do have five.
[05:40:07] Now I'm gonna put the codes on the screen.
[05:40:09] First come, first serve.
[05:40:11] Are you guys ready?
[05:40:12] Are you ready?
[05:40:14] Now remember, when you see these codes,
[05:40:17] don't go for the first one.
[05:40:18] The first one will always be claimed.
[05:40:20] Go for like the fourth one or the fifth one,
[05:40:22] or like go for the middle one.
[05:40:24] All right, so open up your steams.
[05:40:25] All right, I just asked for the codes.
[05:40:27] Open up your steams, go to claim on the code,
[05:40:32] Be ready. All right type fast. You already know there's some motherfuckers in here speedy fingers
[05:40:38] Let me know what you guys are good. What in the chat when you're good
[05:40:42] We got five codes to give away
[05:40:48] All right, hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up
[05:40:58] All right hands on keyboards
[05:41:02] Click the steam claim in three
[05:41:07] To I don't know how to do it open up your steam top left when you have the steam
[05:41:12] We're gonna go do this one more time. I want everyone have a chance hit steam
[05:41:18] I'm sorry hit games and then activate product on steam and
[05:41:23] It will come up with a little enter your product here code and you got to type it in okay?
[05:41:29] All right. Are you ready boss?
[05:41:32] Okay, here we go three two one and good luck
[05:41:42] Good luck good luck good luck good luck good luck good luck good luck good luck
[05:41:48] Good luck. Yes, it's a free copy of the game. Yes, sir. Good luck boys
[05:41:54] people are fast bro people are so fast all gone well hopefully get some more if
[05:42:11] not we're gonna be I'll probably just buy a bunch of copies and give it away
[05:42:15] tomorrow so what's the service up and running I'll probably buy like 50 copies
[05:42:21] give it away to you guys something like that we'll do something cool we'll do
[05:42:24] something cool I promise now everyone shut up while I order my food what do I
[05:42:32] want to eat today
[05:42:33] Chow what do we what I order for food
[05:42:43] I got code to but already on the game so did not redeem haha it's fun to see
[05:42:48] Hey you a fast typer
[05:42:59] Let me get myself a little something something here
[05:43:18] I
[05:43:32] Chat be honest with me is the chicken waffle sandwich from Chick-fil-A fire or not don't lie
[05:43:38] Is it fire or not fat, but I'm not fat. I am sexy. I'll take it
[05:43:48] But garbage, aww.
[05:43:51] Really, boss?
[05:43:53] That's upsetting.
[05:43:55] Everything in life is terrible!
[05:44:13] I had it. I enjoyed it. But they are small.
[05:44:18] What?
[05:44:34] They're getting the servers up and going from what I'm hearing
[05:44:36] Yo, my man Vex with the 100 gifted subs, damn!
[05:45:04] I appreciate you bro, thank you so much for the love, thank you so much for the 100 gifted, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
[05:45:14] I appreciate the 100 man, WCNNChafferVex coming in with a big dog, 100.
[05:45:19] Legend man, thank you for the love bro.
[05:45:22] Alrighty, I'm back.
[05:45:25] Uh, how you doing, Marge?
[05:45:27] Oh, I'm sad, peanut, I'm sad, boss.
[05:45:31] Let me tell you I want to know who these guys are that are still in these servers talk about the chosen
[05:45:38] Chosen the chosen
[05:45:41] You know it's crazy. Maybe there is a third class system. We don't know about
[05:45:49] The streamers and some higher class, but we don't even know the name and friends and family friends and family
[05:45:56] How dare they let their brothers and sisters in this game while we are sitting here waiting
[05:46:01] Unbelievable! Truly unbelievable.
[05:46:20] I mean when Shroud is in. I'm gonna try to join Shroud's game.
[05:46:24] Oh my god, can I join him in the firing range, what happens if I press join game in the firing
[05:46:36] range?
[05:46:37] No, you can't.
[05:46:38] Ah, you can't.
[05:46:39] You can jump in the firing range yourself if you want.
[05:46:44] I'll fuck around with guns, yeah, fuck around with guns.
[05:46:48] That's probably smart.
[05:46:49] I'll do the same.
[05:46:50] I'll do the same.
[05:46:51] I'll do the same.
[05:46:52] I'll have the firing range.
[05:46:53] my firing and uh, or my flying, uh, I should be very proud right now.
[05:47:00] I'm gonna go and practice, more like refine my flying skills.
[05:47:06] Oh, yeah.
[05:47:08] You know, you can only be so good, Perich.
[05:47:10] Yeah, actually, you look pretty good right there on that last game.
[05:47:14] Thank you, thank you.
[05:47:15] I remember when we were getting cheated on the other day and he started posting his,
[05:47:18] his name and the thing.
[05:47:20] Yeah.
[05:47:20] I'm a textual good. Yeah
[05:47:27] Was this was this the guy that it I yes, yes, it was
[05:47:34] This watch it this fucking yeah 20 subs. Oh my god. Yeah, it's it
[05:47:42] Yeah, he's gonna refund that shit that's for sure
[05:47:50] he's a scratch big guy to be out the whole day I only said the first way I'll
[05:47:54] take out today why I can get it in a man he's gonna sign on his birthday to
[05:48:02] play and oh organic and on his birthday on his birthday of all days
[05:48:13] Don't worry, they'll make it up to me.
[05:48:16] They better.
[05:48:18] Honestly, fuck everyone else.
[05:48:20] Let's make sure Gimmick's taken care of.
[05:48:23] He's above the friends and family tier, actually.
[05:48:26] This is a second page?
[05:48:29] Oh, yeah, baby.
[05:48:50] What you're seeing here, boys, is expertise at its finest.
[05:48:54] The service can't keep up with our fat hushies.
[05:48:58] That is not true, don't listen to him.
[05:48:59] He did as I'm, he did as I'm!
[05:49:28] Good try. Happy six months. Shut up. Shut the fuck up.
[05:49:41] Alright. Let's practice with the minigun.
[05:49:58] I
[05:50:03] Don't be honest. I think I can get really good at this the problem is is that
[05:50:14] It might just not be worth the fly these anymore, I mean maybe it is if you can get like 30 40 kills
[05:50:28] I think what I need to work on is being able to fly right here and move the way I want.
[05:50:55] How do I have this angle?
[05:51:01] Dude, use one of the LNGs in the firing mode.
[05:51:10] They marked it in a tweet and out that the thing that he's most surprised by that people are gonna be shocked by is that
[05:51:16] No one's understood the power of the LNGs yet. When you bipod it. No, when you bipod it doesn't move. It's insane.
[05:51:22] I saw we had a guy in one of our games where he was literally just like squad wiping
[05:51:29] I thought it was cheating for a second and then I realized it was just a bipod at LMG the entire time
[05:51:34] Yeah, but because the bipod is unfolded, and the two-a-gas messes up something, it's a massive automatically.
[05:51:42] Yeah. Yeah, it's disgusting.
[05:51:45] Look, it legitimately does not move. Like, you can full auto people a mile away with this.
[05:51:59] Looks like you're leveling up a LMG.
[05:52:04] I don't know if I'll ever play
[05:52:06] No Wulminx simulator
[05:52:09] Yeah
[05:52:16] That was a really good bug, it was about to run out
[05:52:21] I thought it was just really much of a high-five time
[05:52:23] It was like a big outside of the tower
[05:52:25] I mean, they were all like running around inside of it
[05:52:27] He was just just running around
[05:52:29] I'm gonna tell you something I'm getting good with this helicopter.
[05:52:50] Hail him a chopper.
[05:52:52] Hit him a chopper.
[05:52:54] I am, I am.
[05:53:06] Performing a restart, all players are about to be locked out. There will be temporary downtime when we get this back on the line.
[05:53:20] I
[05:54:20] I think I figured it out.
[05:54:40] i'm not even kidding i think i figured it out
[05:54:54] i legitimately think i figured it out
[05:55:07] watch this shit
[05:55:08] doubters
[05:55:09] watch this shit
[05:55:30] a little walk ahead of us
[05:55:39] I think I'll buff out.
[05:56:03] Hello, Joffrey. I'm back.
[05:56:33] I think I legitimately think I might drop 50 kills the next game in this helicopter.
[05:57:00] getting from just learning how to fly it in this view you just have to like
[05:57:21] monitor how many times you're pitching I didn't know the pitch was such a big
[05:57:27] movement. You try to like do everything you can not to pitch like it's like the
[05:57:40] big turns and then you level it out and you're just chilling
[05:58:27] What the fuck is going on?
[05:58:39] What is happening with my fists?
[05:58:50] Nooooooooo!
[05:58:51] Nooooooo!
[05:58:54] I'm winding up I'm winding up you better watch it
[05:59:04] boys any updates no I'm so I'm so I'm back in hold on wait
[05:59:21] I'll give it a like him if there's not a single server up.
[05:59:34] Damn it, Carrage!
[05:59:39] You guys, are the servers still down?
[05:59:44] Yeah, I restarted my game.
[05:59:47] Yeah
[06:00:05] You guys how much health does a person have
[06:00:08] 100 I'm assuming a hundred. Yeah guys the foul at default with default amble does a hundred forty one damage to the hat
[06:00:15] Yeah, but how much what does the helmet do the PKM does a hundred and twenty five to the head
[06:00:23] 165 but maybe
[06:00:25] Jack let me tell you a story. Can I hear what you're saying about no one can do this level adidas?
[06:00:31] But let me tell you why you're wrong
[06:00:33] when we had an aisle server our
[06:00:35] Isle server was getting hit with not millions, but tens of millions of packets
[06:00:42] And it was the same guy who's DDoS'd our daisy servers our aisle servers any server that we spin up he DDoS's them
[06:00:52] It is incredibly easy
[06:00:55] To DDoS something if you can see the IP if you can see the door to walk inside
[06:01:03] It is incredibly easy to smack it and that's the problem now
[06:01:09] Now what allows these guys to be able to stop it better than what I could is that they have
[06:01:15] the servers, like it's their servers, so they can do a bunch of different shit to mitigate
[06:01:20] and to try and slow it down or to stop it.
[06:01:23] But it's going to keep getting hit and it's going to keep having issues until they get
[06:01:27] it 100% completely figured out.
[06:01:31] That's just the reality, which just sucks.
[06:01:35] But yeah, sadly it is very, very, very easy.
[06:01:41] Very easy.
[06:01:42] Nice.
[06:01:43] The Vector does 12 damage to the Chess in level 4 armor.
[06:01:46] Well, can we even get level 4 armor?
[06:01:48] Can you buy that?
[06:01:50] It's way, way later, way later, way later.
[06:01:53] Oh.
[06:01:54] I mean, I don't think people are going to be wearing a lot of level 4 armor together.
[06:02:00] Have you put level 3 on?
[06:02:02] Yeah.
[06:02:03] I was good.
[06:02:04] No, slow, slow, slow.
[06:02:07] The AP does nothing!
[06:02:10] Wait, wait, I might be wrong, hold on.
[06:02:11] Dude, I have level 3 armor on guys, and with an LMG by-plotted, the PKM, if you just put your bullets on them for a half a second, they die.
[06:02:20] Like it does over 100 rounds.
[06:02:32] You never miss!
[06:02:34] Well, a vector might be back in place.
[06:02:40] A vector could be back in.
[06:02:42] A vector could be back in this bad boy.
[06:02:46] It could be back.
[06:02:48] It could be back.
[06:03:04] I'm telling you, I think I figured out this alley.
[06:03:23] I'm not even kidding.
[06:03:42] Servers are back, servers are back, servers are back.
[06:03:47] Okay, I see Europe 100% looks like it's up.
[06:03:51] Guys I see Europe like a hundred servers at a hundred out of a hundred
[06:03:55] Wait, I'll be right there. Just a second. I don't see anything up for N.A.
[06:04:04] Oh wait, N.A. north I start to see some populating
[06:04:12] N.A. east has some now boys
[06:04:15] I'm gonna try
[06:04:16] I'm gonna try and see
[06:04:18] Okay.
[06:04:20] Yes, it worked.
[06:04:23] We're out, we're rejoining.
[06:04:25] Going off of courage.
[06:04:26] I'll have you added.
[06:04:27] All of this server is like instantly loading.
[06:04:29] I'm gonna back to the lobby and wait for Hush and Pina.
[06:04:32] I don't, what's your settings?
[06:04:34] Mine's not revealing.
[06:04:36] You just gotta go in region, just like, click region and then hit refresh.
[06:04:41] And then like, and like swap to North at 82 and then go back.
[06:04:44] The only thing I could think is if you went from firing range directly to the server, you might have to restart but
[06:04:52] Then I'm stuck in the queue
[06:04:55] Hodge, I'll I'll restart and then I
[06:05:00] Should be able to get back. Oh, nope. You're good. I got it. I got it. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good
[06:05:04] We're good. We're good. You already are you guys ready?
[06:05:37] I'm surprised.
[06:05:38] Are we ready?
[06:05:40] Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[06:05:41] What you fucking!
[06:05:42] Are you guys doing truly?
[06:05:45] What the fuck!
[06:05:46] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[06:05:49] I'm ready.
[06:05:50] I'm ready, I'm ready.
[06:05:50] I'm ready.
[06:05:51] I'm ready.
[06:05:52] Please, yo.
[06:05:53] Yep, I'm in.
[06:05:54] Join, join, join, join, join, join, join, join, join, join.
[06:05:59] What team, what team, what team?
[06:06:00] Best team, what's with the best team?
[06:06:01] Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
[06:06:03] I already clicked it, I already clicked it.
[06:06:05] Second best team.
[06:06:06] I am already working into hutches. I didn't get it
[06:06:12] I got there as well. Oh my god. Hey, let me oh you guys. Let me try to do it. What did you guys turn out me?
[06:06:16] I don't have you on Steve. I'll join off you be I'm backing out
[06:06:24] Well, I'm not see
[06:06:27] You have seen service singular you have to only have one server selected only one only one reason. Oh, that's okay one region
[06:06:36] I
[06:06:40] Think there are issues again. I should have left fucking kill me
[06:06:45] You know where you got pranked again twice today for leaving
[06:06:50] Now I can't
[06:06:53] Oh, just so some populate again. All right, I can get I can join another server. You want me to join another server?
[06:06:58] Don't go
[06:07:05] Pena is literally not able to be joined because he has a setting on that doesn't allow
[06:07:13] But you're all blue you joy you joy okay joining the server joining a server hold
[06:07:23] It's not letting me join
[06:07:28] I was in let's leave the server and save out here. You'll be all the way back in easy
[06:07:38] I was fucking
[06:07:40] I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in.
[06:07:50] Get it on. Get it on. Oh, oh, oh, oh, and, and, uh, until the injury, uh, I just got
[06:08:00] Ten more codes to lick my goods Wow. Oh my god
[06:08:06] I am in hell. I am in hell
[06:08:10] We're not joined anything. I
[06:08:13] Am not getting into the ability to get into any game right now. I'm just getting failed to connect in a reasonable time again
[06:08:22] So everyone's gonna get kicked anyway
[06:08:25] This is what's gonna happen. I think we're back to square one voice. Yeah, they were fucked
[06:08:30] oh my god oh my god
[06:08:36] so sad
[06:08:42] just watching my time check down before I must leave
[06:08:47] I feel like a lot of people are feeling the same way right now
[06:09:30] Are you ready? Are you ready to have a shiver, Hudge?
[06:09:33] No sir, nothing's uh, nothing's showing anymore.
[06:09:37] I would, yes, I would say.
[06:09:41] Oh, Hudge, at least we get to suffer together now.
[06:09:44] Fuck you, die. Fuck you, die.
[06:09:48] I don't wanna die, Hudge.
[06:09:50] Die!
[06:09:51] I die, I've got a toy car collection, I'm learning to crochet.
[06:09:55] Those are MY toy cars now, fuck you.
[06:10:28] I'm joining I'm joining but I it's not letting me join how did you already make
[06:10:42] $50 dollars I don't know. Life isn't worth living again. Can you not get in? Oh my god I think it's full. I think it's full.
[06:10:50] Landmark leave the server and save. Yeah it's safe Landmark you can leave the
[06:10:55] server right now I will take one for the team I will yeah yeah you have
[06:11:04] right back in you're right back in immediately immediately yeah dude
[06:11:16] I'll do it. I'll do it out of respect for my boys
[06:11:24] I'll fucking leave you think I won't do it what a guy what a guy you actually won't believe
[06:11:34] Fucking you for no benefit to anyone no benefit to anyone
[06:11:38] I
[06:11:40] Another one I know well, it's you know if you get in I will I will leave this shit immediately
[06:11:47] You start getting them on the sky
[06:11:49] Fuck you. Okay with love
[06:11:53] I mean I
[06:11:56] Get my shiver just show up mind. That's where I'm at and I'm afraid to restart the game same. Yeah
[06:12:08] He's a peering off the line couldn't even join him.
[06:12:12] Should I restart him?
[06:12:13] He's not, he's not, let's add each other so we can join.
[06:12:17] Yeah, he's gonna be your friend, he's gonna be your friend.
[06:12:18] Yeah, if things happen, if things happen, yeah.
[06:12:22] I'm restarting the game.
[06:12:23] Like sex.
[06:12:25] God be with me.
[06:12:26] Sex.
[06:12:29] Sex.
[06:12:33] Sex.
[06:12:34] I bet landmarks, castigals are so small,
[06:12:36] them on the roads.
[06:12:39] Very true. True.
[06:12:41] And real animals.
[06:12:43] True. Real real.
[06:12:44] Real and true.
[06:12:45] Tony, you look you look like the dude that kidnapped my president.
[06:12:49] Like, what are the guys?
[06:12:50] We did do that shit.
[06:12:51] Oh, no, no, you didn't see the Maduro thing.
[06:12:54] Dude, I tweeted that out.
[06:12:55] It went nuts.
[06:12:56] The tweet went crazy.
[06:12:57] I had. I had.
[06:13:00] What country was that?
[06:13:01] Venezuela and Venezuelan honeys in the DMs, like crazy.
[06:13:05] It was insane.
[06:13:08] It was killing me for like two weeks.
[06:13:10] It was crazy.
[06:13:12] I can't even get the game to open.
[06:13:14] I just want to make sure you know we do it again.
[06:13:18] I hope so.
[06:13:19] We might bring the girl back just to do it again.
[06:13:23] No, you guys missed.
[06:13:24] Round two.
[06:13:26] Round two.
[06:13:28] I hope.
[06:13:29] I'm finished.
[06:13:35] I
[06:13:38] Hold on tight boys. I just restarted I see servers. I see servers. I see servers
[06:13:46] Are you ready?
[06:13:50] Just go ahead
[06:13:54] Are we doing much I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I I'm trying to join a server right now
[06:13:59] It's still it's it still says fail to reach server right now, but I see that let's let's go let's go to like let's go to South America
[06:14:08] I jumped it
[06:14:09] Okay
[06:14:11] Okay
[06:14:13] This guy's only got internet the servers will be completely empty
[06:14:17] Why do you think I came here?
[06:14:21] This one's out of anger
[06:14:23] Yes, you dumbass
[06:14:25] I was like to the right of us
[06:14:27] No, it's like
[06:14:28] under
[06:14:33] And my servers are gone again
[06:14:42] No, it's like
[06:14:44] To our lap
[06:14:47] The maps are confusing
[06:14:50] I'm so sad
[06:14:52] I'm so sad I'm so sad boss. Can you join me? No I'll try I'll try again. Is it you're
[06:15:06] getting the error? Come on did you have me as a friend? Yeah. I I I sent you my code I
[06:15:11] didn't do my code. I didn't. I didn't accept the request. Oh yes. The error has occurred
[06:15:16] the back end. Are we friends? Um, Jack? No. I clip the check mark. Let me see if you
[06:15:28] buy codes, you can add me and if you add each other with codes, maybe you know where. No,
[06:15:31] no, no, no, no, we're good. I'm good. Yeah. I'm clicking on your name. I'm pressing join
[06:15:37] game and nothing happened sadly.
[06:15:39] Wait I'm trying to do what you did by now Lamek?
[06:15:53] No I can't complain I played for a good hour while these guys could it so no complaints
[06:15:59] here.
[06:16:07] I think the key should I say the key?
[06:16:14] Then it won't turn into a key. Yeah
[06:16:17] Message it message it and the kids I couldn't touch. I'm a taxi. I'm a taxi. Okay
[06:16:27] All of us
[06:16:37] I
[06:16:41] Haven't seen a server the entire time it's been a while since I saw one. Yeah, I have not seen a server
[06:16:48] We could all play together
[06:16:51] Never mind
[06:16:53] No, he no key. He's gone. He has been rescinded. I think yeah, yeah
[06:16:58] He has been resided. What do you mean? He's been resided. I think it was just luck
[06:17:03] Who's luck? Oh?
[06:17:05] Oh, I think you just pay
[06:17:11] Guys I mean whether we actually need to restart a game actually I already did yeah
[06:17:15] I already did as well and it showed service, but I couldn't join
[06:17:18] I think you just have to get in one as soon as the server like goes live
[06:17:22] Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry my game. I'm gonna tell you what I what what what goes on?
[06:17:27] Okay, what's crackle I can okay. Yeah restart as well
[06:17:35] Oh, hey Mark, I just saw the tweet about the football game.
[06:17:40] What is that shit?
[06:17:43] Oh my gosh.
[06:17:45] 30k.
[06:17:47] Hold up, I see your servers.
[06:17:49] What? I'm 3 of 1 with one person?
[06:17:52] Pino, please appear online.
[06:17:54] Appear online.
[06:17:56] You, you, you.
[06:17:58] We'll see you back to get it first.
[06:18:01] Oh, it did not work.
[06:18:03] I'm stuck on the logging in part
[06:18:08] Rogues at 24,000 profit
[06:18:15] And these guys call themselves streamers we see my server only 83 people
[06:18:20] So I think they pop up and then they break and then people can't join I
[06:18:25] Can't even log into the game now
[06:18:27] to be ashamed of ourselves. To be ashamed of us.
[06:18:33] You're a piece of shit, Peanut. You did this to all of us.
[06:18:37] You did this to all of us. I left my friends behind, like a loser.
[06:18:43] Shame, Peanut. This is his fault. They do not did.
[06:18:49] Shame them. Shame.
[06:18:51] I also just hit refresh on the server list, and now all the servers are gone.
[06:18:56] I don't happen boss. I don't happen by the lap and yep
[06:19:01] Someone in my chest said the green team couldn't win so they brought down all the servers on that make no the red team
[06:19:08] Good win that's why the shirt. I saw people saying that this happens to other milson games a lot and
[06:19:17] There's some people out there that do bad things to milson games that they don't like
[06:19:21] Yeah, it's all games. Yeah, but I think I get in this genre specifically. It's fair. I mean it makes sense because they do the same thing.
[06:19:29] Some of these Bilsim guys do, they are. Whack jobs. Yeah, some of them get re-
[06:19:35] You're talking about the guys in War Thunder that steal actual airplane manuals and post them on the internet when it's like classified info.
[06:19:44] We've got ourselves a full mountain climb. We've got ourselves some serious bad actors.
[06:19:49] Yeah, but we will not lose faith God gives you silliest battles to his goofiest warriors
[06:19:56] I
[06:19:58] We must like proceed we must not give up
[06:20:07] But it hurts boss, but it hurts it's hurt so bad boss
[06:20:19] Are you saying someone needs to make the ultimate sacrifice, Pita?
[06:20:22] No, I actually think I know the meta.
[06:20:23] I- I- I actually- I don't know how to get into a server. I'm not even joking.
[06:20:27] Okay.
[06:20:32] I think I genuinely do know how to get into a server. I think I know the meta. I think I know the meta.
[06:20:37] Okay, okay.
[06:20:45] Where's some of the orders?
[06:20:47] Food.
[06:20:47] This case, I don't know the meta.
[06:20:51] Okay, okay. Perfect. Okay, so, I use a food order. First part of the meta. Okay.
[06:20:56] Once this meta works, I will release this meta to everyone.
[06:21:00] I will tell everyone the meta, but I believe I truly know the meta on how to get the servers.
[06:21:06] I think I just figured it out.
[06:21:17] I'll tell you, I've got the meta, I've got the meta, I've got the sauce, I've got the
[06:21:26] sauce, I'm about to get into the server.
[06:21:28] I know you guys have doggy, but I actually think I have the sauce, I think I have the
[06:21:42] sauce, I think I'm about to get in.
[06:21:44] I think I actually have the sauce right now.
[06:21:53] Honestly, I just realized that the sauce requires quite dubious maneuvering.
[06:21:57] If I tell everyone the dubious maneuvering, if I just fuck the whole game again.
[06:22:02] Yeah, the sauce no longer is the sauce.
[06:22:04] Yeah, the sauce actually would fuck.
[06:22:05] It's like the key.
[06:22:06] It's like, remember the key?
[06:22:07] The key.
[06:22:08] The key.
[06:22:09] The key was no longer the key because he released the key, now the key's no longer the key.
[06:22:13] Mm-hmm, but I might release I might release us. I don't even know if the sauce works yet. I'm currently doing the sauce
[06:22:20] Okay, I'm currently including the sauce as we speak
[06:22:29] Don't I wait wait wait wait wait hold on. I I just got another sauce. Hold on. I just got another sauce
[06:22:35] It's a secondary sauce a secondary sauce a secondary sauce hold on
[06:22:40] I've just received word of a secondary sauce
[06:22:45] She's word of a baby of a highly volatile secondary sauce
[06:22:51] Highly volatile highly volatile secondary sauce
[06:22:54] Oh
[06:23:09] Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on
[06:23:12] They say I might know the size. I might be having the size
[06:23:15] Okay, I might have the size. I might have the size. Hold on my other size. Please have the sauce
[06:23:50] No vegan sauce, no vegan sauce, no vegan sauce right now, just like
[06:23:58] No vegan sauce, no, I see I dive into anything if I have a sauce
[06:24:08] Hold on I'm telling you I actually have the sauce
[06:24:13] I'm working on I'm working on it
[06:24:20] Big sauce dude it's not big sauce it's not big sauce I think I actually the sauce
[06:24:26] Holy shit, hey hold on
[06:24:37] Let me cook it's not working per se
[06:24:46] There is no sauce I repeat there is no sauce
[06:24:50] No, no, no. The sauce actually looks like it might work.
[06:24:53] The sauce looks like it actually might work.
[06:24:56] I'm getting further than I usually do.
[06:24:59] I'm getting further than I usually do.
[06:25:00] I actually am.
[06:25:02] What do you do if you're like me
[06:25:04] and you're stuck in the login screen?
[06:25:06] I can't even see anything.
[06:25:09] Well, you're good. I mean, we can even get food in your mouth right now.
[06:25:12] So you're chilling.
[06:25:13] Die immediately.
[06:25:14] Chill.
[06:25:18] Hold on. I got the sauce.
[06:25:20] This is barely there's a steam update. There's a steam kind update. I'm getting worried. Wait. I'm getting with this team
[06:25:27] Hi update. Oh
[06:25:30] I'm getting everybody's coming. This is not everyone's coming. There's nothing. No, no, don't give it to me. I don't fucking do that
[06:25:37] Yeah
[06:25:38] Give it a nice guy. What do you mean? What that's give it to the next guy
[06:25:43] Every day there's nothing every day there's nothing
[06:25:45] Word on swear pick double heads up. Please prepare to download a new steam client
[06:25:49] Everyone currently in game will be logged out when booting back in the server queue
[06:25:53] We'll then let players back in the game in ways to ensure its stability
[06:25:56] How long do that happens? I
[06:26:00] Don't know I don't have that level of sauce
[06:26:06] If I hear the word sauce one more time, I may
[06:26:10] I got the size. I got a shot gun. I swear to
[06:26:14] No one in here has sauce sauce. He does not have the sauce guys beer. I'm back
[06:26:24] Don't believe
[06:26:27] Honey red sweet honey barbecue
[06:26:32] I've got the sauce. I got the sauce. Yeah, how do I force the update? Are you guys already updating?
[06:26:39] Sorry, I'm like eating
[06:26:41] Okay, wait, I'm prepared. Okay. They told us to prepare to download the new steam client. I am prepared
[06:26:47] I've never been more prepared for anything in my entire life
[06:26:50] How this is gonna be the best day of my life
[06:26:52] I think that my birth better than a wedding better than
[06:27:00] My home was person behind the ditties, but you better than my first
[06:27:03] I said I said let's get this game. Well, I've been trying to play the game
[06:27:09] Yeah, I would if you guys are in the game
[06:27:12] I would probably back out and get ready for this because then they said that they're gonna do waves and you're gonna get stuck in the
[06:27:17] queue again
[06:27:20] Yeah, guys if you get that first wave
[06:27:22] Then you'll be instantly and that's why you gotta do this quick. Yeah, what's it faster? Should we close steam?
[06:27:28] That's what I've been doing is closing steam and reopening because that's how I get updates usually. Yeah me as well
[06:27:42] I'm in game I haven't been kicked out yet
[06:27:45] Because I know we have streamer privileges and we're scumbags and pieces of shit
[06:27:49] But I honestly might not work for the wave thing. This is I'm guarantee they just did
[06:27:53] Yeah, I'm gonna back. I'm gonna back out. So it actually might be a parent and for us to do this quick.
[06:28:01] I'm backed out. Okay. Okay. Are we exiting steam right now? Is that the is that the plan? I keep exiting
[06:28:06] steam and opening it back up. That's what I'm doing. You're just spamming the shit out of it.
[06:28:11] Well, I mean this with all due respect and love towards everyone. I will not be leaving another
[06:28:16] server that's fine if we get in if we get in and I encourage you if you get
[06:28:24] into a server don't fucking leave it I would leave no you want it you fucking
[06:28:29] I would leave for you guys.
[06:28:31] Do you really?
[06:28:33] What?
[06:28:34] You said you would, but you didn't.
[06:28:37] You got to be there too.
[06:28:39] No, no, no, no, no.
[06:28:40] If you hot shots, if you told me to leave that server,
[06:28:44] I would have left that goddamn server.
[06:28:47] I would have left it.
[06:28:48] I'm just kidding, boss.
[06:28:50] You know I would have done that for you.
[06:28:53] I was right.
[06:28:54] I I'm just angry, boss.
[06:28:57] I just want to play the game.
[06:28:58] that I was excited to play today, but I can't play it, boss.
[06:29:02] I don't know.
[06:29:03] So it's our guy who's been training me my whole life for this.
[06:29:07] Got that fucking game.
[06:29:09] I've been I've been disappointed before.
[06:29:12] I've been disappointed.
[06:29:14] Game.
[06:29:15] Yeah.
[06:29:18] Can you stop?
[06:29:20] Rolling on me, dude.
[06:29:22] Please.
[06:29:23] That fucker can barely speak.
[06:29:24] like a disco. It's like a
[06:29:29] team friends list. Rogue
[06:29:31] this game thumbs up best game
[06:29:34] ever in all. There's you know
[06:29:38] review. There's a negative
[06:29:42] review review right now. How
[06:29:47] do I do that? Oh, you can check
[06:29:50] client updates in the top
[06:29:52] client update we're waiting for a game update. No, we're waiting for a client update. You
[06:29:58] want, you're waiting for an update to the Steam client? That's what War Dogs says. What
[06:30:03] are we waiting for? I think we're waiting for an update. I think that might be, is
[06:30:06] that an update to the overall Steam client? Yes! We're waiting for an update to the game
[06:30:11] client. I'm reviewing War Dogs. I? What the fuck are we waiting for? I'm sorry. What
[06:30:19] Are you baiting? Oh, I don't know. I'm gonna I'm gonna start crying.
[06:30:24] What are the two dogs? Yeah, look, I'm gonna start crying soon.
[06:30:29] I'm gonna start crying soon.
[06:30:31] They're a total. They're updating all of steam for this game.
[06:30:36] Logging everybody out of steam.
[06:30:39] That'd be hilarious.
[06:30:41] I could promise you. No, I could promise you.
[06:30:43] It's not that.
[06:30:44] on see fuck all of them okay I receive this product there's a checkboxes check
[06:30:59] this one you see this part of me I can't remember if I did just help you
[06:31:05] not got sued technically yes okay take it okay my guy just don't be technically
[06:31:10] Okay. Thank you. Thank you, Yoni. Thank you sir. Thank you sir.
[06:31:17] Should I allow comments?
[06:31:18] No, no, no.
[06:31:21] Pina, Pina, Pina, you should leave your view and say,
[06:31:24] absolutely loving the game. Thanks for the streamer priority.
[06:31:28] Bro, the amount of people who would downvote that would be...
[06:31:36] Yo, yo, Pina, Pina, just a lot for Jake.
[06:31:39] Hey, just a lot of the time.
[06:31:41] Thanks for getting into me.
[06:31:42] P, you have to, and we might listen.
[06:31:46] P and I, you have the chance, you have the opportunity
[06:31:50] to quite literally may have the most disliked post
[06:31:53] in Steam history.
[06:31:56] You must do it.
[06:31:57] Should I do it?
[06:31:58] You have to do it.
[06:31:59] Unlock the comments and be like,
[06:32:02] I'm having such a great time.
[06:32:03] Thank you for the streamer.
[06:32:04] I don't want to put more stress on these devs.
[06:32:06] those guys, these guys are already like kind of getting beaten down.
[06:32:09] Should we, I, you know what I mean?
[06:32:11] That might be a big move to the depths.
[06:32:14] Yeah, true.
[06:32:14] I didn't think it would be that way.
[06:32:17] It would be hilarious, but it would be hilarious.
[06:32:20] It would be, you know what, I'm not gonna do it.
[06:32:22] I might be the lead one.
[06:32:23] Yeah.
[06:32:23] I, yeah.
[06:32:24] Smart, smart, smart.
[06:32:25] I didn't think of it.
[06:32:26] If you were having a better day, the game, the, the, the entire game and
[06:32:29] company wasn't being crushed under the weight of a million fellas.
[06:32:33] I might thank you for saying fellas and not hutches.
[06:32:35] Thank you.
[06:32:35] That's just a question question. It's a yeah, I'm assumed
[06:32:39] What? Yeah, it's just a fat ass
[06:32:42] Whoa, whoa, come on. There's is fat, but he doesn't have that fat aura
[06:32:47] He doesn't have fat or anymore. He lost too much weight. He lost when you think of courage
[06:32:52] You don't think fat, but when you look at me like if I was I wrong
[06:32:56] No, I just had any more pee he left our fucking community man
[06:33:01] Yeah, I did courage is actually skinny now
[06:33:04] I'm gonna get a comment in my
[06:33:07] chat. Why is courage even here?
[06:33:11] Bro, I got the make-a-wish, bro.
[06:33:16] I got the make-a-wish. I'm still around.
[06:33:19] Hey, that one, pal. You're making
[06:33:22] a fourth leg, buddy, all right?
[06:33:24] You know, it's always good when
[06:33:25] courage is here because he gets
[06:33:26] the worst ones and I get to relax
[06:33:28] for the day. Usually, that's my
[06:33:29] comment, courage.
[06:33:31] Bro, you courage, let me tell you
[06:33:33] There is a short that pops up here today.
[06:33:35] Cloxie and Peanut discuss why everyone hates courage.
[06:33:39] And the top comment was like, his wife shouldn't even.
[06:33:45] I was like, oh my gosh.
[06:33:48] That was me.
[06:33:48] That was me on an all-to-count.
[06:33:50] I posted that.
[06:33:51] I knew it had to be you, bro.
[06:33:52] I knew it had to be you.
[06:33:53] That was me.
[06:33:55] Oh, Cloxie's in the chat right now.
[06:33:57] Courage, I will say to you, listen,
[06:33:59] I like you get like all my friends. I feel gay. You get a lot of hate for certain reasons like what do you do?
[06:34:07] What are you? I once got called the Jimmy Fallon of gaming and you know what I'll take it bro
[06:34:12] Wait, who's number two P? It has to be me, right?
[06:34:17] Why would you call you fat? No, I'm number two would be Nick Merck's. Yeah true
[06:34:25] Yeah
[06:34:29] Number three for some reason is I think you're tired with Coco.
[06:34:35] Oh, look at a lot of hate too for some reason.
[06:34:38] Uh, you and Coco fight time number three.
[06:34:41] Mmm.
[06:34:42] Fuck yeah, I'll take three.
[06:34:44] I'll take three.
[06:34:45] I'll take three.
[06:34:46] Now who would you say is the most loved and not including officer because he immediately
[06:34:50] wins?
[06:34:51] Uh, who's the most loved?
[06:34:55] Uh, honestly, I would have to give that to...
[06:34:58] Genji no. Oh, yeah, that's
[06:35:02] Is the most
[06:35:08] Like any hate my chat, I'd say closing in here properly. Oh, I'll say this also this also the guy who's slung it is the most
[06:35:15] Loved in pita's chat. You heard it here first
[06:35:19] I was in this Genji gets the most love by far by far by far. It's not even close
[06:35:25] Yeah, we're talking about who gets the least amount of hate comments true. That's a good. That's a good. Yeah
[06:35:31] It's a good gauge. Mm-hmm. That would be coaxing. That would be good gauge. Mm-hmm. That would be coaxing
[06:35:41] He's very good at
[06:35:43] Monitoring his emotions. Oh, he's uh, we talk about this coaxi is like a straight cat
[06:35:49] behind the 7-eleven you know you never know when he's gonna show up but damn it
[06:35:54] you get so fucking excited when you see them you know you'll go inside you get
[06:35:59] an extra thing of chips for him you know you get maybe some food out they got it
[06:36:03] exactly and you're pumped when you see them the 7-eleven roller-clizzie a hundred
[06:36:09] percent you take a bite out of it you cost the rest of him
[06:36:13] Lizzie folksy
[06:36:15] I'm still not seeing the word on that day you guys get no
[06:36:20] Fuck did you tell me to leave my match?
[06:36:26] We're the M fam I think you were the M fam do we want to move discord speed well
[06:36:31] We have time when we're sitting here and join mine join mine. All right. Let's go join hands y'all
[06:36:35] Everybody's got my right. Yeah, I think everybody here fine
[06:36:38] Do not go behind the Wendy's whatever you do do not go behind the Wendy's
[06:36:43] Join the streamer waiting room. Yeah, the Wendy's
[06:36:48] To the tip of this penis
[06:36:54] Who's back at he says gonna be a minute
[06:36:58] Okay, just because you said behind the Wendy's hundred debuggulated
[06:37:02] Oh
[06:37:03] I know I baked them behind there now. They're gonna fucking kill each other
[06:37:13] I'm joining you. I'm joining you.
[06:37:17] Hello?
[06:37:18] Yeah.
[06:37:23] Pull his leg.
[06:37:24] Fuck you!
[06:37:25] Fuck you back! Fuck you back!
[06:37:30] Yo, bunch of pussy.
[06:37:31] What?
[06:37:32] Fuck you!
[06:37:34] What the fuck are you doing?
[06:37:35] What just happened?
[06:37:36] What just happened?
[06:37:37] What just happened?
[06:37:38] What just happened?
[06:37:39] What just happened?
[06:37:40] What just happened?
[06:37:41] I
[06:38:07] Saw somebody's beating off the entire time everyone else was yelling
[06:38:11] There was six guys fighting on the left and there was a fire starting the rest we had a Molotov
[06:38:16] Hey, you know what?
[06:38:17] Hey, no slurs were slung though
[06:38:20] W bungalows
[06:38:21] Not a single slur was said the entire time
[06:38:25] Let's get some Ws on the top of the bucket
[06:38:28] There's not a single slur
[06:38:30] Out of 500 bungalows enjoying the discord
[06:38:32] Not a single slur was said
[06:38:35] And they had a complete anonymity
[06:38:37] They could have said it and they probably wouldn't have gotten it
[06:38:39] How am I gonna find who did it? How am I gonna find who did it?
[06:38:43] You would have been able to.
[06:38:44] Even on the non-anonymity.
[06:38:47] Yep, that's how you say it.
[06:38:48] Onomatopoeia.
[06:38:49] Onomatopoeia.
[06:38:50] No one's saddest to learn.
[06:38:51] Where'd you guys see that they were doing waves?
[06:38:54] They were saving it for Saturday.
[06:38:55] WarDog's Twitter said they were doing it in waves.
[06:38:59] Hey, what did you say?
[06:39:01] Oh yeah, that was 14 minutes ago.
[06:39:02] Yeah, I still haven't seen an update.
[06:39:04] I saw I'm someone else's so much ads that a developer posted that uh the update hasn't been pushed seen yet
[06:39:10] And they'll provide another update when that happens
[06:39:13] What update for the update is it update do you get the update yes?
[06:39:20] It's about which I'd be starting the game then. Oh, yeah, yeah, no
[06:39:24] How do I know when the update is I think we'll know when the updates getting pushed when you see the people on your friends
[06:39:29] Let's work in a game get kicked from their game personally
[06:39:34] why did I leave my game because you're silly you see welcome to my world yeah
[06:39:41] I pulled the hutch welcome to my world yeah why the fuck did I do that I was
[06:39:46] in I was cooking I've got a message for the devs I got message for the devs we
[06:39:51] go he says all right we have a fix here's what's gonna happen so be listen
[06:39:56] closely hopefully I'm supposed to be saying this on the stream if I'm not
[06:40:00] He boopsies.
[06:40:01] Boopsies?
[06:40:02] We are pushed boopsies, boopsies, we all make mistakes we hear about.
[06:40:06] Biggest day of this guy's life and he's got a fucking peanut saying boopsie, boopsies.
[06:40:12] It makes you to passion, Courage.
[06:40:17] True.
[06:40:18] It makes you to passion.
[06:40:19] True.
[06:40:20] Now I will be reading this update, here we are.
[06:40:23] We've got a fix, here's what's going to happen, there's a list of three items.
[06:40:27] We are pushing a tiny game update
[06:40:30] We are then launching you will be in queue momentarily
[06:40:36] We will then let you in and join the servers
[06:40:40] Then we'll be
[06:40:46] That will be good in 15 minutes will be up in 15 minutes will be up is what he's basically saying
[06:40:57] Hmm, there's a guy fighting for his life in my chat
[06:41:02] Delling
[06:41:03] Capslock don't support these dead. I just had him Josh. I just had him as well. He must have a lot of
[06:41:09] Yes
[06:41:13] He's going to every
[06:41:15] John cash, I'm gonna do an unpaid
[06:41:19] Little announcer right now. I love this game
[06:41:22] I'm not playing this game, I'm not playing this game, woo!
[06:41:26] There we go, now every effort John Cash has made, or will make, has been completely nullified.
[06:41:31] That's the complete...
[06:41:33] That'll happen.
[06:41:34] That'll happen.
[06:41:35] That'll happen.
[06:41:36] That'll happen.
[06:41:37] That'll happen.
[06:41:38] Fuck you John.
[06:41:39] Fuck you John Cash.
[06:41:40] Fuck you John Cash.
[06:41:41] And that's not even, that's not even to support the game.
[06:41:43] I'm just doing that to fuck you.
[06:41:45] I'm just fucking John Cash.
[06:41:47] Fuck you.
[06:41:48] Even if I hated this game, I still would have said the same thing just to fuck you John cash. Fuck you
[06:41:54] Everybody hates you John cash. That's right. That's right down with John cash down with John
[06:42:00] Can I get a fuck John cash in the chat fuck John cash John cash fuck John cash
[06:42:06] Wait, John and cash is the legend though. No John cash
[06:42:12] Okay, I'm about to say I'm about to say well there are different people John cash
[06:42:16] Yeah, it's like what would you feel like is Johnny cash then you look in the mirror John cash, you know John cash
[06:42:23] Yeah
[06:42:24] John cash Johnny cash
[06:42:27] Honestly, if you crash a helicopter instead of saying that's my bad. You can just say oops. I pulled a John cash
[06:42:33] Yeah, yeah
[06:42:35] Yeah, and if you're just a fat bitch and you're stupid you can be like I'm John cash in this bed
[06:42:41] Yeah
[06:42:43] By the way, wait, wait, does that mean we should start the game back up and try to play?
[06:42:47] I'm trying right now, bro.
[06:42:49] I'm trying. I can't get it in the servers.
[06:42:53] You got enough theater now?
[06:42:54] I was away for a second.
[06:42:55] No, we're just kind of sending it.
[06:42:58] I've been streaming for three and a half hours. I play about 30 minutes a game.
[06:43:02] I've been streaming...
[06:43:04] I've been streaming for five hours.
[06:43:06] Oh, that's good, guys. I've been streaming for seven hours, and they've seen more of the
[06:43:10] Let's go baby. That is what it is today. That is so sad.
[06:43:18] Yeah, wait, hold on, I'm gonna fuck.
[06:43:21] Hey, the jerks are all here. Yeah, but you just can't join them.
[06:43:26] They'll be connecting a reasonable amount of time.
[06:43:31] What's a reasonable amount of time? They're a reasonable amount of time in minor, completely different.
[06:43:40] Really shrouds play what wait wait wait wait is this am I getting one guy again
[06:43:45] is he just in the oh he's in his shrouds name not shroud anymore no he
[06:43:51] changes it and he has streamer mode on that asshole that asshole that hold on
[06:44:00] wait a second let me see if I can find it for you join him let me see let me look
[06:44:03] for a name that looks fake.
[06:44:07] Peter?
[06:44:08] Peter?
[06:44:10] I have a guy on here named Peter.
[06:44:12] That'd be it.
[06:44:14] Fake guy?
[06:44:18] I think Peter's shroud.
[06:44:22] That's him?
[06:44:23] Oh, I'm joining Peter.
[06:44:24] I'm joining Peter.
[06:44:25] Supposedly Summit opened the game,
[06:44:28] clicked on a server and had no issues.
[06:44:30] It just instantly joined, by the way.
[06:44:33] What a piece of shit.
[06:44:34] Yeah, but it's not good.
[06:44:36] That's that streamer privilege.
[06:44:37] Go get him!
[06:44:39] Get his ass, boys.
[06:44:40] Get his ass.
[06:44:41] That's that streamer privilege.
[06:44:42] Do we want to have Summit come and join in here?
[06:44:46] I don't think he would want to be here.
[06:44:48] Why not?
[06:44:49] Why not?
[06:44:50] We are all suffering.
[06:44:51] We are all suffering.
[06:44:52] Summit's my lover.
[06:44:53] I said we get him in here.
[06:44:55] Yeah, come on.
[06:44:56] Get him in here.
[06:45:33] about a changed man he'll never be the same
[06:45:37] fucking summit do not join the windy summit don't go there always in the
[06:45:50] waiting room oh thank god thank god welcome oh my god are you having trouble
[06:45:57] playing because we have a we have a secret that lets you get into any server
[06:46:01] Holy shit how much time to pay for that?
[06:46:03] NOOOOOO!
[06:46:05] We're all in pain too, so I'm gonna plug him in buddy.
[06:46:13] We thought you were gonna go behind that Wendy's, we got really scared.
[06:46:18] If it isn't the greatest helicopter team I've ever seen.
[06:46:23] EEEEEE we're going off!
[06:46:25] Sorry, if only we could make it better as if Symphony was here.
[06:46:28] Wait what?
[06:46:30] We're good. We're good on that. Well my food's here. Somebody go grab some.
[06:46:34] Symphony can't fly with a shit
[06:46:36] But me, he's at the same wedding as me tomorrow, so I'm about to he's probably tweaking that he's not playing either
[06:46:42] Damn, you guys gotta go to the game. You ain't playing today either. I have to leave in an hour for two days
[06:46:47] I'm gonna throw my head into a wall. Dude, I would have canceled. I would have said hey, happy for you and whoever. Yep
[06:46:53] I'll send you a card. I mean if they would have just had a couple computers with war dogs
[06:46:58] I mean, you've been chilling, right?
[06:46:59] Are you kidding me?
[06:47:00] That's all they have to do.
[06:47:02] Did they say I do?
[06:47:03] I just got a collat.
[06:47:07] You just spritzed out of the ceremony back to my flight.
[06:47:10] Somebody, did you just get on?
[06:47:11] Have you been updated with the trials and tribulations
[06:47:14] of the day?
[06:47:18] Hold on.
[06:47:18] What'd you say?
[06:47:19] I said, have you been updated with the trials
[06:47:21] and tribulations of the day?
[06:47:22] Do you know what's going on?
[06:47:25] No.
[06:47:26] So we got in.
[06:47:28] We got in, and now we're not in.
[06:47:31] And you have been updated.
[06:47:33] That's the bad thing.
[06:47:34] So wait, I haven't actually not missed any gameplay.
[06:47:38] We have played.
[06:47:38] I've been live for seven hours.
[06:47:40] I've played one game.
[06:47:42] Yeah.
[06:47:43] Damn, let's go.
[06:47:44] That's huge, baby.
[06:47:45] What the fuck?
[06:47:46] I'm going to go buy my dad a grill today, dude.
[06:47:49] Ooh, look at that.
[06:47:50] What kind of grill?
[06:47:51] Did you get him a Blackstone or a regular grill?
[06:47:54] Man, I don't fucking remember what it was.
[06:47:56] Yeah, a regular grill.
[06:47:57] Was it like did it have the back of the truck? We're like my little brother used to work at home people in California
[06:48:05] So yeah, we were like is there any chance we just go there just pick up
[06:48:09] This probably just have to build it and send it to you
[06:48:11] You know I mean and they were like we were like you can't pick up like you know the the display
[06:48:17] And he's like not out of my store. We went there and we asked later. Can we have the display one?
[06:48:22] She's like, oh, yeah
[06:48:27] play
[06:48:29] yeah fuck yeah you get a little bit cheaper and it looked nice
[06:48:32] dad was one of them fucking start grilling right away dude
[06:48:35] yeah
[06:48:37] he's not really happy like what the shit
[06:48:39] yeah I hear you and you don't want to have to be damned with building that fucker
[06:48:43] I get it
[06:48:44] hell though
[06:48:45] but make sure he cleans the ever living shit out of it
[06:48:48] oh yeah no shit
[06:48:50] is anybody in? can I do it on video?
[06:48:52] no peanut we're all still in hell
[06:48:55] just eat your food
[06:48:57] What are you eating over there?
[06:48:59] I'm going to be eating that Subway.
[06:49:01] Subway?
[06:49:03] Are you not even Jersey Mike's?
[06:49:05] What?
[06:49:06] Well, it's always just the word I use for it.
[06:49:08] It actually is just Mike's.
[06:49:10] One number, one number.
[06:49:12] I'm a judge.
[06:49:14] I'm eating the...
[06:49:16] What is it called?
[06:49:18] It's got bacon on it.
[06:49:20] It's a club.
[06:49:22] The Club Supreme?
[06:49:24] It's the number nine?
[06:49:26] That's my guy. That's my guy right there. It's been broken the whole day
[06:49:31] And it's hot in here number nine. Oh, that's the one yes, please
[06:49:38] Do a good at least
[06:49:44] Jersey Mike's number nine Mike's
[06:49:48] Every time I try to push him he does those way back in front of it. Mm-hmm
[06:49:52] He's just rebellious. You don't want to do nothing. We want to do he just wants to do that
[06:50:15] Up supreme sounds good
[06:50:17] I've got some God it's got to
[06:50:20] It's very good. I'm here with there isn't wait, there's nothing something something something something
[06:50:26] What am I up to the game or steam?
[06:50:32] What are we updating I don't know
[06:50:39] Your scheme the rest are seen I didn't might get it might just prompt it that might help it prompt it just prompt it prompt for me
[06:50:46] It just prompt for me. It just popped up. Okay, I resorted my steam and mine popped up landmark
[06:50:52] I'm instantly pressing play hit a quick voice hit a quick voice
[06:50:56] Come on, baby, baby, please baby, please baby escalator escalator escalator escalator
[06:51:03] No, he'll snow eels that's not getting an update
[06:51:08] Reopening close team reopened it like force quit it not like close team because it doesn't actually close as the force quit
[06:51:13] Yeah, that's what I drew
[06:51:16] The bottom right hit the arrow, but I got the update. I'm open the game right now. That's just denied
[06:51:22] Hey, give up drag
[06:51:38] Same here fail to authenticate online services fail dog with the case
[06:51:42] Yeah, I'm going to authenticate.
[06:51:45] Somebody kill me.
[06:51:46] Somebody kill me.
[06:51:49] They have to authenticate with online services.
[06:51:54] Kill me.
[06:51:55] Keep it open though.
[06:51:56] It's just a retry when people are saying it's working.
[06:51:59] There's a real chance that these problems don't go away until everybody kind of gives
[06:52:03] up.
[06:52:04] Yeah.
[06:52:05] Sadly, Bose.
[06:52:06] Sadly, mouse.
[06:52:10] Is it we right now?
[06:52:11] There's hundreds of thousands of people doing the exact same.
[06:52:14] It is all down with the update.
[06:52:15] Hundreds of thousands, billions, if you may.
[06:52:26] Oh, man, I mean, was it someone's in?
[06:52:29] I saw a guy that says in.
[06:52:33] Are you getting one guy?
[06:52:34] I mean, we got one guy.
[06:52:35] I click yes.
[06:52:41] I'm so sad.
[06:52:43] I just want to fly my helicopter.
[06:52:46] Guys, what is she?
[06:52:49] Because I'm going to get a ton of guys saying that they're in.
[06:52:51] What is the waves are talking about?
[06:52:53] We're not in the first wave.
[06:52:54] Well, you got a ton of guys saying that they're in.
[06:52:55] Huh? Well, how do you confirm that?
[06:52:59] Show your penis.
[06:53:00] You got like a code word for what?
[06:53:02] So that my bug is never lie.
[06:53:04] They always lie to me, don't listen to him.
[06:53:07] They never lie.
[06:53:08] They always lie.
[06:53:09] They would never lie to me.
[06:53:10] They lie all the time.
[06:53:11] I'm like your mama burden.
[06:53:13] Yeah.
[06:53:14] You've been in their mouths.
[06:53:15] That's why guys tend to tell me they're in.
[06:53:16] Everybody does that.
[06:53:17] I say, eat my child.
[06:53:18] Ugh.
[06:53:19] You know what I mean?
[06:53:20] That was disgusting.
[06:53:21] That was disgusting.
[06:53:22] A bunch of guys are telling me they're in and I trust them.
[06:53:26] Yeah, I trust them too.
[06:53:28] Let's retry.
[06:53:29] Yep, I appreciate you guys checking in on me.
[06:53:31] I already updated.
[06:53:32] We're good.
[06:53:33] I already updated already updated already updated already updated already updated already updated already updated
[06:53:40] Already updated. I'm sad and depressed
[06:53:46] Streaming right now. This is really early for me. So I'll see the way I think of it. I'm just
[06:53:52] Fill it in my house. I am ready to play the game
[06:53:57] Probably in a helicopter right now doing stupid shit. I mean already on more dogs level enough
[06:54:03] Baby, my phone's almost dead. You might have to plug it in while you're doing your thing.
[06:54:07] I'm doing it.
[06:54:09] Dude, I have been loving flying, and I have gotten to the point now where I can actually shoot people out of the helicopter.
[06:54:18] Oh, yeah.
[06:54:20] You saw me, you fucking bitch!
[06:54:25] I thought you were out of guy.
[06:54:28] No.
[06:54:29] I have a particular dream of dying.
[06:54:34] What?
[06:54:35] I mean, whether there's another update.
[06:54:38] Let me check that.
[06:54:41] Oh, I'm backing down.
[06:54:43] Let me show you my game.
[06:54:46] Yeah, I'm getting rid of this as a cue right now.
[06:54:53] Who are you getting word from?
[06:54:56] My Bogulators?
[06:54:58] Okay, okay.
[06:55:07] Oh my gosh, somehow I'm going to be last in this queue.
[06:55:11] And I'm going to be, I'm going to be so sad.
[06:55:17] I'm going to be, oh.
[06:55:22] I just heard another update or no.
[06:55:24] I didn't see it.
[06:55:25] the same problem. Yeah I just
[06:55:30] failed to authenticate with
[06:55:31] online services I'm not even
[06:55:32] in a queue. This is a trap
[06:55:34] this is a chat privilege
[06:55:35] everybody keeps talking about
[06:55:36] the chat privilege that we're
[06:55:40] on streamers always left in
[06:55:41] the dust while the chat and she
[06:55:42] just play the game chat
[06:55:44] privilege I you know what I'm
[06:55:47] leaving an or I'm leaving a
[06:55:48] review. Yeah you know what I
[06:55:49] will be reviewing this game I
[06:55:51] would say wow did you get a
[06:55:52] special privileges to the chat
[06:55:53] while us streamers we were
[06:55:55] We were left out in the cold and the dark.
[06:55:56] We were left out in the cold and the dark.
[06:55:58] These sons of bitches.
[06:56:00] Take your list.
[06:56:01] These sons of bitches.
[06:56:15] I keep getting people saying that this specific last two hours,
[06:56:19] we haven't played the game as well as the game.
[06:56:25] I mean I believe it. I can't I can't do anything. What are you guys? What are you guys getting you guys get it?
[06:56:32] how
[06:56:39] Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just saw mercy said he got it
[06:56:42] Saying hafix is live. So maybe you have to restart again. We start again
[06:56:47] Obviously a lot of people saying that I don't know if they're trolling me though. I
[06:56:50] I did that I literally I literally closed steam. Let me try again
[06:56:57] task manager
[06:56:59] War dogs just tweeted launch hotfix is now live back-end services are currently offline and we get against shortly
[06:57:08] So oh, I don't think I don't think we're meant to be in the game currently I
[06:57:13] I think right now probably sitting on the retry screen is our retry screen is our best option yo yo
[06:57:23] Yo, yo yo yo
[06:57:26] Fuck out his karma have a 90 yo, yo 94k profit ran eyes in a game
[06:57:30] Yeah, some of it likes some people have been the chosen ones today. I
[06:57:38] Don't see the profit who's he fighting again? I don't see the second
[06:57:42] the second update guys. Leave
[06:57:52] the game. It's tall. Wait, guys,
[06:57:54] I'm getting worried that you
[06:57:55] either is another update. Yeah,
[06:57:57] I've restarted steam. I've done
[06:57:59] everything. It's not popping up.
[06:58:02] Let me try these on you. Would
[06:58:07] you? I'm telling you these chat
[06:58:09] guys and their privilege. Check
[06:58:11] against me pal? You just commit a microaggression against me? Ridiculous. I'm telling you the
[06:58:17] chat and they're cramble ingest. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Makes
[06:58:25] me sick. It makes me yeah it makes me horny and sick. That too. Sick and horny. Agreed.
[06:58:33] agreed completely
[06:58:38] well i i i was just sorry my cd was you there's an update
[06:58:46] it seems that there is uh... not an update i have been one guy
[06:58:54] i'm in i'm in i'm in
[06:58:56] wait actually
[06:58:58] your piece of shit
[06:59:01] You're a piece of shit.
[06:59:04] No!
[06:59:05] All right, all right, all right.
[06:59:06] Psych.
[06:59:07] I've never done that.
[06:59:08] We don't know anybody that's ever done that.
[06:59:10] Yeah.
[06:59:10] Because it's the childish thing to do, you know what I'm saying?
[06:59:12] Our front door door was fully developed, right?
[06:59:14] Exactly.
[06:59:15] Exactly.
[06:59:15] Well.
[06:59:16] Exactly.
[06:59:18] Exactly.
[06:59:20] I'll try not to break this one.
[06:59:23] I'll try not to break this one.
[06:59:24] Love you.
[06:59:26] Everybody's telling me that there's another update
[06:59:28] on top of the other update.
[06:59:31] Yeah, this reminds me of Sea of Thieves.
[06:59:35] I ever tell you the story of Sea of Thieves?
[06:59:37] What stories?
[06:59:38] I don't know how everybody had all these conspiracy theories
[06:59:41] about the game.
[06:59:42] And they were just telling you flat out,
[06:59:44] like, thinking they were right.
[06:59:46] Yeah, should I restart?
[06:59:48] I'd be, like, on an enemy ship, like, killing the whole team,
[06:59:50] thinking, like, how do I stop them from respawning?
[06:59:52] They'd be like, yo, you have to ring the bell summit, right?
[06:59:55] Thinking, like, that's 100%.
[06:59:57] No, that's not true.
[06:59:57] Are you sure it's not the one that I already did?
[07:00:00] It brings sharks that wasn't true. There's all sorts of stupid shit people say basically at the beginning beginning games
[07:00:06] Well, I'm trying to get out here
[07:00:08] You know and that could be one of the things can be hate. There's an update on an update
[07:00:13] Same one update on an update
[07:00:20] Yeah, I'm gonna develop the sauce we're gonna get in there boys
[07:00:30] you.
[07:00:40] Yeah, did they just do new drops
[07:00:46] for war dogs? Yeah, can you check
[07:00:50] the drops? I think they did. I
[07:00:54] think they did new drops. I have
[07:00:57] Am I getting one guy because everyone's saying it's working?
[07:00:59] Yeah, everyone's saying it's not kicked.
[07:01:03] Well, that was meant to happen.
[07:01:04] If people are going to join in, they're supposed to be getting kicked.
[07:01:07] I'm going to try something.
[07:01:08] I'm going to try something.
[07:01:13] I just want to say that was a delicious meal,
[07:01:14] and I want to thank each and every one of you guys for joining me for dinner.
[07:01:17] It was a lovely time, and I hope you enjoyed it as much as I can.
[07:01:21] And seven, that's great.
[07:01:22] I'm going to, and you had a little too much wine to summit.
[07:01:25] You had a little too much wine.
[07:01:27] Right. Yeah. I hate it. Yeah. I don't know why you got naked halfway through dinner, but I will be I will be fucking you.
[07:01:34] So you owe me like at least 14 Bobcats 14 Bobcats and minimum and minimum 14 Bobcats.
[07:01:41] Next time we play, of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course.
[07:01:44] I was looking at the Twitch. I was looking at the Twitch category for our creators recently. Yeah.
[07:01:51] Nice. It's hard to find. Yeah.
[07:01:53] Yeah, yeah, that's pretty much it
[07:02:05] We once hard to find October though the our category on Twitch. Oh, yeah
[07:02:12] Yeah, it's a little hard to find but um
[07:02:16] I'm I uh, you're bringing it back for the dead though. I'm bringing it back from the dead. That's right. Oh
[07:02:22] Uh, uh, that's what's that. That's what's that. Oh, I have anything like that.
[07:02:26] Have you like kept up the game? I'm like, I'm not even joking.
[07:02:29] He has any message. He doesn't have any message. He has an update.
[07:02:32] He says, I hate my life. Period.
[07:02:36] That's the best. That's the best. That's what you. Yeah.
[07:02:39] So I imagine they just haven't changed C4s or probably nothing.
[07:02:42] I'm probably.
[07:02:43] I just quit the discord trying to restart steam.
[07:02:52] Wonderful. I just left the discord on accident
[07:02:57] What did the light what a sweet treat
[07:03:05] Yeah, yeah, we need a server chat. We
[07:03:12] Let me just drag
[07:03:16] Drag me
[07:03:19] Please
[07:03:22] God drag me
[07:03:29] Fuck I have fucked up
[07:03:35] That was it over there. Oh, hey guys
[07:03:39] Hi, I meant to restart my steam and I restarted my discord. I don't have a jazzy fantastic. I don't have
[07:03:46] the game is back. I'm going to
[07:03:55] rebuy and leave a pause review.
[07:03:57] I appreciate you, bro. Thank you
[07:03:59] so much, man. You know what? Are
[07:04:01] you going to buy her? You, you
[07:04:03] supposed to play it. You, he's
[07:04:04] going to fight you. You get out
[07:04:06] there, boss. You get out there
[07:04:08] and you give him hell. You give
[07:04:10] him a hell, boss. I don't know
[07:04:11] who he's fighting. It's something
[07:04:12] he might be fighting himself.
[07:04:14] It's going to be a hard battle
[07:04:15] Battle the web you get out there, and you give it your all bars you give it everything you got I
[07:04:26] Am still getting failed out there to get online services fuck
[07:04:33] Feeling a fun fact about ourselves I'll go first fun fact. I hate hunch go ahead and show me the next one
[07:04:39] Here for my drops modding on the tube.
[07:04:44] Interesting.
[07:04:45] Interesting.
[07:04:46] Interesting.
[07:04:47] Interesting.
[07:04:48] Interesting.
[07:04:49] Interesting.
[07:04:50] Courage, you go next.
[07:04:51] What's your fun fact about you, Maj?
[07:04:52] I have completely flat feet.
[07:04:54] I have no arch at all on my feet.
[07:04:55] My feet look like Ever paddles.
[07:05:00] And, well, get out.
[07:05:05] Get out.
[07:05:06] I'm not playing with them.
[07:05:08] I'm not playing with a beaver paddle bitch
[07:05:12] Jack Jack it's pussy. Yes. Go ahead. I'm not play. Are you say you hear this guy fun fact? I'm a little scared of courage to speed now
[07:05:22] Fun fact. I'm a little it's not your turn peanut. Shut the fuck up Tony. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Go ahead
[07:05:29] Hey Mark
[07:05:31] Well, what fun fact fun fact about yourself go ahead
[07:05:34] I am the owner and proprietor of the world famous Tony's Pizzeria and Neapol Emporium, LLC, Incorporated.
[07:05:41] Interesting.
[07:05:43] Yes, yes, yes, yes.
[07:05:45] Some would say we cook up the sauce.
[07:05:50] Good.
[07:05:51] Good.
[07:05:52] Ready?
[07:05:53] Good much?
[07:05:54] Interesting.
[07:05:55] My turn.
[07:05:56] Fun fact, I'm actually incredibly skinny.
[07:06:00] I have a full head of hair and very large hands
[07:06:30] I'd love to play.
[07:06:34] I can go again now, if needed.
[07:06:36] OK, go ahead.
[07:06:37] Let's just keep going around.
[07:06:39] OK, I cook meth in my garage, and I
[07:06:46] go up to homeless people, hand them a beer,
[07:06:48] and a little gram of meth, and tell them to have a great time.
[07:06:52] Samik, go ahead.
[07:06:53] I mean, W. Will fun fact about me?
[07:06:56] Will fun fact about me?
[07:06:57] What?
[07:06:58] Your turn.
[07:06:59] Fun fact by yourself.
[07:07:00] Fun fact about me, ah man, here we go.
[07:07:03] I'm talking to chat right now,
[07:07:04] and I didn't hear anything you guys said
[07:07:06] for the last, like, two minutes.
[07:07:09] We're going on with fun facts.
[07:07:11] Oh, that's a fun fact.
[07:07:13] It is, courage.
[07:07:14] Okay, all right.
[07:07:24] My fun fact is,
[07:07:27] I think I've started to have a receding hairline.
[07:07:30] Mm. Mm.
[07:07:33] It's only going to get worse, pal.
[07:07:34] That's not part of a fact.
[07:07:35] That's a...
[07:07:36] Drac, go ahead.
[07:07:37] It's a sad fact.
[07:07:38] A fun fact.
[07:07:39] A fun fact.
[07:07:40] Oh.
[07:07:41] I never found the baddies.
[07:07:42] Where are you going?
[07:07:43] Where are the baddies at, though?
[07:07:45] Yeah.
[07:07:46] Yeah.
[07:07:47] Fun fact, actually, whenever I was offline in Peanut Server, for the rest, I was one
[07:07:52] of the people who were duct taping that audio tape to all the walls everywhere that I could.
[07:07:58] I hate it.
[07:07:59] and I never told anyone until this moment.
[07:08:02] I fucking hate you.
[07:08:06] Fun fact, Hodge is not invited to my next rush server, man.
[07:08:09] There's a little fun fact for you.
[07:08:12] There's a little fun fact for you.
[07:08:17] Guys, I can't get to the game.
[07:08:19] I'm dying inside, man, I'm dying inside.
[07:08:22] Can we just do a quick machine party?
[07:08:26] No.
[07:08:27] Quick heat?
[07:08:27] Okay.
[07:08:28] the game. All right. Oh, it's
[07:08:34] we must sit here and be in
[07:08:36] pain with our brothers and
[07:08:37] sisters who are also in pain.
[07:08:39] That's that's true. We can't
[07:08:40] leave in pain. Wait, hold on.
[07:08:42] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[07:08:43] Can I pitch one more thing?
[07:08:44] Die. No, no, no. We do a six
[07:08:48] player. Katon. In the discord.
[07:08:52] Discord has Katon the game in
[07:08:53] the discord. We can do it right
[07:08:54] now. I hit this once until
[07:08:57] some dm that they probably shouldn't that's true or a dm is sent in it shows on the screen
[07:09:05] that's true you're welcome that's true that's true that's true okay what if we play katana
[07:09:13] on like a website. Wait, wait, wait, just, just steam off
[07:09:15] cotton. Is there a cotton game on steam?
[07:09:26] Yeah, how do you spell cotton?
[07:09:31] Oh, colonists.
[07:09:32] C A T A N.
[07:09:35] Really colonists.io is a is a cotton game we can play while
[07:09:38] waiting.
[07:09:39] You want to play good time?
[07:09:44] No.
[07:09:45] Oh, look at the time, man.
[07:09:50] Literally would rather eat paint.
[07:09:52] We're literally doing nothing!
[07:09:57] Okay, what's a game you guys do?
[07:10:00] Just a quick one.
[07:10:01] Nothing major that way we can have more dogs over.
[07:10:03] Like a card game, like Uno.
[07:10:04] You guys want to play some Uno?
[07:10:05] It's a virtual Uno.
[07:10:06] I can play some Uno.
[07:10:07] I could play some UNO.
[07:10:09] Little bit of UNO?
[07:10:10] Yeah, I earned UNO Reverso this conversation to a different game.
[07:10:15] What?
[07:10:16] I think you're funny, don't you? I think you're a little funny guy.
[07:10:18] A little funny man you are.
[07:10:21] Okay, no UNO. Let's... Okay, what about...
[07:10:27] What about...
[07:10:32] Scribble! Scribble!
[07:10:34] I'm down for that!
[07:10:35] Let's touch with PLS
[07:10:38] Scrabble is not really a six-person game. I don't think brother
[07:10:42] What's the one where someone draws a picture and everybody's visionary?
[07:10:47] Pictionary or there were charades though. No, there's one word
[07:10:52] There's a prompt and you have to draw a picture and then each time there's less time. What is that one called?
[07:10:56] Yeah, I got it. What's that called? It's scribble. I'm pretty good. I'm gonna read the room scribbly. Oh, how we play that how we play that
[07:11:03] So I think scribble.io is where it is. Yeah, that's why I have it open. Okay, I got it open. Okay
[07:11:13] Just host all righty creating
[07:11:17] Max players how many of us are there six six draw time 83 rounds normal whatever don't fucking care
[07:11:27] Invite
[07:11:29] It might be it might be yeah, and then I'm putting it in stream waiting room chat the stream waiting room chat
[07:11:36] Guys, there you go
[07:11:39] Thank you boys
[07:11:42] Okay, where there's the scribble that IO. Yeah, you want you want to put that link and you want to put that link in
[07:11:48] That's a download extension. I
[07:11:51] Don't download anything
[07:11:53] By in you're in. Oh, I'm in I'm in
[07:11:57] You're gonna show me ads on this website,
[07:11:59] you'll see this is gonna leak anything.
[07:12:01] Probably will.
[07:12:03] I don't think so.
[07:12:04] I'm not good to the board.
[07:12:08] Okay, I'm not in my screen.
[07:12:10] I swear to God this tells me my show's security number.
[07:12:12] I'm so pissed.
[07:12:14] I'm gonna be pissed if this thing shows my show's security
[07:12:18] number.
[07:12:19] Summoner, you understand?
[07:12:20] I'm tight, wait, scribble.io?
[07:12:23] Just click the link.
[07:12:24] Grab the link.
[07:12:55] it moved it can we move it back into the channel. I got you there you go. Welcome back in landmark
[07:13:01] welcome back in. Okay. Summit are you playing?
[07:13:06] First up what am I playing? Click on the link and the streaming waiting room. Landmark
[07:13:14] did it again and he is back in the waiting room. Landmark if you fucking leave the chat
[07:13:20] I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. It was
[07:13:24] all about a picture. We draw a
[07:13:27] picture and everyone has to
[07:13:29] guess what the picture is. If
[07:13:31] you guess you get points. I'm
[07:13:34] trying. I'm gonna open up. I'm
[07:13:36] gonna open up. We're not even
[07:13:38] big. I used to play back in
[07:13:40] the day. I'm I'm I'm sure for
[07:13:42] now. You guys have fun. Um
[07:13:44] Ahahaha!
[07:13:46] Ahahaha!
[07:13:48] Ahahaha!
[07:13:50] Ahahaha!
[07:13:52] Joyden here you bitch!
[07:13:54] Nah if you laugh too much, you can't laugh that much either right?
[07:13:56] Ahahaha!
[07:13:58] Ahahaha!
[07:14:00] That was not that funny!
[07:14:02] That wasn't that funny!
[07:14:04] That was comedic!
[07:14:06] But not incredibly funny!
[07:14:08] Who's Clover?
[07:14:10] Oh shit!
[07:14:12] Oh, dude, how is it even possible?
[07:14:14] Wait, I might have gone to game screen
[07:14:16] and the link was still up at the top of the screen,
[07:14:18] like in the, and I, I didn't run to the top.
[07:14:19] Join, join something, I'll kick them.
[07:14:21] I can kick, I can kick, I can kick.
[07:14:23] Join in.
[07:14:24] I didn't know it showed the link at the top.
[07:14:26] That's on me, that's on me.
[07:14:27] So, but are you joining?
[07:14:29] He said no.
[07:14:30] Nah, I'm gonna catch you on the next one there, boss.
[07:14:32] All right, I'm sorry.
[07:14:33] I'm starting the game.
[07:14:34] Here we go, lock it.
[07:14:35] Rock, one, two, one.
[07:14:37] Oh man, my gosh, this is real.
[07:14:40] Mmm, very nice.
[07:14:44] K, come.
[07:14:47] Are I leaking? Am I leaking something?
[07:14:49] No, you're fine.
[07:14:50] Link, this is very leaking.
[07:14:52] So the URL.
[07:14:52] Is the link.
[07:14:53] Yeah, you have to type in the chat
[07:14:56] as Landmark is drawing his word.
[07:14:58] Oh, I have to draw it.
[07:14:59] I have to draw it.
[07:15:00] Oh, yes.
[07:15:01] Oh, OK.
[07:15:02] Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[07:15:05] Oh.
[07:15:06] Come on.
[07:15:08] How do you say this in English?
[07:15:13] Holy crap!
[07:15:14] Come on, that's gotta do it.
[07:15:15] I don't know how to do it.
[07:15:16] I don't know how to do it.
[07:15:17] I don't know how to do it.
[07:15:18] I don't know how to do it.
[07:15:19] Come on.
[07:15:20] You gotta be able to get that.
[07:15:21] Wait.
[07:15:22] That is...
[07:15:23] That's...
[07:15:24] That's...
[07:15:25] That's...
[07:15:26] That's...
[07:15:27] That's...
[07:15:28] How do you put spatula?
[07:15:29] How do you put spatula?
[07:15:30] Oh my God!
[07:15:31] What is that?
[07:15:32] There we go.
[07:15:33] He's back to SPA and DCA.
[07:15:36] You know, I have to see it.
[07:15:38] I'll be down to it.
[07:15:39] I'm so shocked.
[07:15:40] There's no shot.
[07:15:42] Who's Piedad's boss now?
[07:15:44] Oh, guys, guys, guys, give him to that guy.
[07:15:46] Give him to that guy.
[07:15:47] Oh, no.
[07:15:48] What is this now?
[07:15:49] Oh, give him to that guy.
[07:15:50] Oh, oh my God.
[07:15:51] You're joining.
[07:15:52] You're joining.
[07:15:53] It's because of you.
[07:15:54] It's because of you.
[07:15:55] It's because of you.
[07:15:56] It's because of you.
[07:15:57] It's because of you.
[07:15:58] You know what?
[07:15:59] It's because of you.
[07:16:00] Actually, it kind of seems like there's a maximum of six people.
[07:16:01] We just let one join and let him play.
[07:16:02] We'll leave this guy alone. I'm trying. Nope.
[07:16:08] Definitely.
[07:16:10] Um, what the fuck was on?
[07:16:15] Oh, oh, oh.
[07:16:17] Oh, what?
[07:16:18] What?
[07:16:19] What?
[07:16:20] Oh, it's a tough one.
[07:16:21] Oh, dude.
[07:16:24] What?
[07:16:28] Oh, come on.
[07:16:30] What?
[07:16:32] What?
[07:16:34] What?
[07:16:36] He's stream sniping.
[07:16:38] Um, how do I?
[07:16:40] How do I?
[07:16:42] What?
[07:16:44] I'm going to be honest.
[07:16:46] I looked at the chat.
[07:16:48] I'm sorry.
[07:16:50] I had to get points.
[07:16:52] I cheated.
[07:16:54] I did too.
[07:16:56] I didn't do it!
[07:16:58] I didn't do it! I didn't do it!
[07:17:00] Oh my god.
[07:17:02] Bro, bro, bro, bro. How am I supposed to draw that word?
[07:17:04] How am I supposed to draw that word?
[07:17:06] I hate you.
[07:17:08] Oh my god, what are these words?
[07:17:10] Dude.
[07:17:12] It cannot be this odd.
[07:17:14] My outfits were Berlin Wall and Bedtime.
[07:17:16] Wait, it's actually up, I think!
[07:17:48] I will beep, that's called a first gas, correct?
[07:17:53] Who did I cook?
[07:17:54] That's a first gas, that's a first gas.
[07:17:56] Yo, should I restart the game?
[07:17:58] I'm in queue, I'm in queue.
[07:17:59] Did you restart the game?
[07:18:00] No, no, no.
[07:18:01] I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in!
[07:18:03] Wait, how about be in?
[07:18:04] Hold on, how about be in?
[07:18:05] I'm in queue.
[07:18:06] I'm logging?
[07:18:07] Logging?
[07:18:08] Guys, I think...
[07:18:09] That's a game data?
[07:18:10] Are you in?
[07:18:11] I'm in!
[07:18:12] I'm in!
[07:18:13] I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in!
[07:18:15] It's a camp on.
[07:18:16] It's a tampon.
[07:18:18] It's a tampon.
[07:18:20] By the way, I just wanted everybody to know that I was first place in Coins.
[07:18:23] Let's fucking...
[07:18:24] Fuck you.
[07:18:25] Guys, guys, guys.
[07:18:26] What are we doing?
[07:18:27] Stand at first, right now.
[07:18:28] Everybody join me, join me, join me.
[07:18:29] What's your cue?
[07:18:30] I mean, I'm gonna join you.
[07:18:31] I mean, I'm gonna join you.
[07:18:32] I mean, I'm gonna join you.
[07:18:33] We can't join you.
[07:18:34] We can't join you.
[07:18:35] You're headed.
[07:18:36] You're headed.
[07:18:37] You're headed.
[07:18:38] You're headed.
[07:18:39] You're headed.
[07:18:40] You're headed.
[07:18:41] You didn't have to sit in cue.
[07:18:43] You're still ahead of me.
[07:18:47] No, I waited in the queue, dude.
[07:18:49] I waited in the queue.
[07:18:51] That just comes around, shows up, big dog.
[07:18:53] All of a sudden, we just forget about everything that's been on the set.
[07:18:56] No, I waited in the queue.
[07:18:58] What's going on?
[07:18:59] And I mentioned, I've been sitting here for three hours while a bunch of guys were playing the game.
[07:19:04] I saw those, I saw those cigarettes.
[07:19:06] I drew down to 100.
[07:19:08] So what about that privilege?
[07:19:10] I waited my time.
[07:19:12] time I was playing my time you know I'm saying the bet the beta privilege you
[07:19:17] know son he's got stone mountain 64 right in front of him what the hell he's
[07:19:22] in a streamer only lobby literally the story about is right here people three
[07:19:26] people that are in that lobby is peanut and stone mountain cuz they all have
[07:19:30] privileges you know saying he's a battlefield guy you know he deserves it
[07:19:39] Yeah, of course, I know I'm saying that's crazy
[07:19:56] I waited my time this guy's just live are we serious that's it. I'm fucking them
[07:20:09] I
[07:20:11] Get that ass back here. Wait my hello. Hello. Oh, what's your ass back here still about
[07:20:26] Hello, can you hear me wonderful twerking now
[07:20:39] The game oh my god
[07:20:48] We can't the game actually started yet the key 600,000
[07:21:03] Yeah, well we bought the fast pass what could you say?
[07:21:06] I'm at 20 million people in the queue.
[07:21:11] I'm at 22,000, but there hasn't moved once.
[07:21:13] Yeah, I don't think anyone's let in yet except for the whitelers, you guys.
[07:21:17] What do you mean?
[07:21:19] We baited.
[07:21:20] Okay, I need to jig us up deeper.
[07:21:22] You're crazy.
[07:21:23] I need to jig us up.
[07:21:24] I need to jig us up, guys.
[07:21:25] I need to jig us up.
[07:21:26] I think we got caught.
[07:21:27] I think we got caught.
[07:21:28] I think it's brilliant.
[07:21:29] I think it's up. Um, we got caught. I think it's pretty obvious what's going on here.
[07:21:37] Oh, now. Now. You know what I just realized? You can take the fucking server, the fuel can,
[07:21:47] and you can refill it here. I never knew that. Watch it another stream right now. Try to
[07:21:53] see if they get in your guys game.
[07:21:54] It was only one server up to each other reason. I actually
[07:22:04] Shroud's got stream remote only on
[07:22:10] We go back to playing
[07:22:19] I closed it I did do I did too
[07:22:24] No, it's right here. It's right here. We get we waited two hours. We go wait ten minutes
[07:22:37] I'm gonna get in unlock the large hammer and that's a leaf after spending two hours this morning trying to get it. That's so brutal
[07:22:47] Oh, man
[07:22:49] I
[07:22:51] Had a stone a stone mountain
[07:22:55] Yes
[07:22:58] What is this ridiculous streamer privilege you have buddy streamer?
[07:23:03] Revivalence yeah, you know
[07:23:05] Yuck
[07:23:08] You're a piece of shit
[07:23:12] I didn't even get in on the alpha man. This is a this is news to me that I'm even a qualified
[07:23:19] I'm telling all my fucklers right now that you got this streamer privilege, buddy, you think you're madder than everybody.
[07:23:24] Yep.
[07:23:25] Well, you know, ridiculous.
[07:23:28] And we heard you were slurring and it wasn't Saturday.
[07:23:31] Yeah, I heard you when you spawned in, what you said, and then I think you also said,
[07:23:38] yep, I heard it.
[07:23:41] I heard it.
[07:23:42] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
[07:23:44] That's right.
[07:23:45] That's right.
[07:23:46] now you know you know what your
[07:23:55] punishment is this peanut suck
[07:23:57] him off.
[07:24:04] Get over here.
[07:24:10] Look at these guys.
[07:24:13] It took you that long to get up there
[07:24:33] Click and it goes straight down
[07:24:43] I'm learning my lesson. I'm learning my lesson. I'm learning. I'm learning my lesson. I'm learning
[07:24:52] My lesson
[07:24:57] I'm learning
[07:25:04] Hands up, this is a robbery hands up
[07:25:09] Are you that one now I see why you guys have so many people watching you
[07:25:13] And some of the sex, everybody watch that sex lesson.
[07:25:16] Yeah, I didn't, I never knew all this.
[07:25:18] I never knew all this, this is the news to me right now.
[07:25:21] Lugia's here for my body, not for my mind,
[07:25:24] and sometimes it'll be too bad, but.
[07:25:27] Why the fuck does my skin ever change?
[07:25:29] What the hell, you know,
[07:25:30] I'm just nobody's doctor, I gave that.
[07:25:34] How do I do the point thing, though?
[07:25:35] I can't, I can't do anything.
[07:25:40] Michael, grab another silly juice.
[07:25:43] Let us in, let us in!
[07:25:56] Primal lag is not acceptable. I understand all the launches use for this intentional one is not acceptable
[07:26:01] The bad news are right he was not moving and they are in the game after joining the queue later as be unacceptable
[07:26:07] Oh, yeah, we're having a blast over here guys
[07:26:09] We're having a blast all four of us to
[07:26:15] We're going crazy. Oh, you're missing out you are missing out big man. That was a really
[07:26:20] and compelling speech those are compelling speed you're missing oh dude this is a blast this is
[07:26:36] a blast right now dude hey guys you want to go play Simon says come on come on stand on the
[07:27:20] So I can look at this motherfucker
[07:27:26] You know what I used to watch you and I would laugh and I really respected you but honestly this
[07:27:31] Right now is really change my outlook on you and I thought you were better
[07:27:34] Smile look on you peanut. Oh shit
[07:27:38] You know, I dealt with a lot of you stealing loot and our creators which it makes sense, right?
[07:27:43] Cuz it's like you never have a lot of loot all the time. Actually people talk about
[07:27:50] So it made more sense, but you know what didn't make sense
[07:27:54] Yeah, how magic key say you so much for the five gift is man. I appreciate you bro. Thank you so much for the love
[07:28:04] Anyways, so greedy like we all die
[07:28:09] Yeah, that'll happen. I mean you don't hear something even worse of it when we would play that night
[07:28:15] That night rain the night rain Elden scrolls game
[07:28:19] We would literally be about to fight the final boss and I would need a better weapon
[07:28:25] But peanut would keep a weapon that wasn't even made for his character for the buffs and I would have a fucking spatula
[07:28:34] So I would do no damage and he would even use the fucking weapon that I do not recall that happening though
[07:28:42] I do not recall happening
[07:28:49] South Felix Bachelor like that type of guy if you ever play in like
[07:28:54] If you ever play in like World of Warcraft like he would take two Ash Condys before he
[07:29:02] Warcraft and let me tell you a lot of guys read on everything
[07:29:06] I was out of mana, so I got out of there and when the team leader says run you run
[07:29:10] Yeah, that's what you do with a team in a session. I was out of mana anyway. I was completely out of mana
[07:29:19] Pulled that your band will survive. Well, I pulled the boss on purpose because it was the right play to do
[07:29:29] Ridiculous ridiculous also, but you know what dude, you know what?
[07:29:33] You got to remember he can't die. You know, he's the fucking he's the guild. Uh, what's it called?
[07:29:40] The guild enchanter is the enchanter. Yeah, dude is the enchanter
[07:29:46] if he died you know no one could enchant somebody oh wait the guy who did die
[07:29:54] wasn't enchanter well that guy's not as important
[07:29:58] he's not the enchanter he is not nice I don't care if 250 hours of each of my
[07:30:06] friends were deleted because I ran the team leader said to run and I'm the
[07:30:12] Janter oh that is true peanut did rage you off-stream summit you remember that on rust oh
[07:30:20] Shit wait to be fair. I don't know. Hey
[07:30:24] On your birthday. You said justice or something. He rated you
[07:30:29] Rated I was like confused for saying what you mean. Do you mean in rust? Yeah, yes
[07:30:36] I did not know it was worth it. We've got another guy who's in wait someone. I was rowing oh
[07:30:41] Oh another streamer privilege another streamer. I don't think so. Who is that? I don't know
[07:30:50] You like a dev dev privilege
[07:30:53] Why you think because you just joined the game and skip the line. What the hell are you seeing this?
[07:30:59] I think could you built a game you're allowed to play it before anyone else you piece of shit
[07:31:02] Yeah, they literally just skip the line when everyone else waits. This is ridiculous dev privilege dev privilege
[07:31:09] ridiculous, ridiculous.
[07:31:18] The game is currently having issues.
[07:31:29] He said whoop whoop in the chat.
[07:31:33] Whoop whoop. Whoop whoop.
[07:31:37] I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
[07:31:52] Oh, dude, this has been this has
[07:31:55] been a rough one for sure.
[07:31:58] Stone mountains, Fred. This has
[07:31:59] been a rough one for sure.
[07:32:01] I'm not sure the team. Well, I
[07:32:02] guess you could joke because we
[07:32:03] have four guys in this team.
[07:32:05] It's gonna be a boy Joe.
[07:32:08] It's gonna be a boy.
[07:32:10] Is that my contract?
[07:32:13] Is my pizza approved for a poop break?
[07:32:15] Go for it, got it?
[07:32:19] Give him a day?
[07:32:20] No, I don't have a big day.
[07:32:21] I would have always wanted a big day.
[07:32:22] Oh, dude, the church sessions would go insane.
[07:32:25] Uh-huh.
[07:32:28] I've always wanted a big day.
[07:32:32] How would that, you know what, never?
[07:32:34] Yeah, I think the G-spot is in the butthole.
[07:32:37] The G-spot is in the butthole.
[07:32:41] It's just smacking it on the fire hoses and right in your ass.
[07:32:47] Wow.
[07:32:47] I'm just thinking about that.
[07:32:49] I don't think the wall.
[07:32:52] Because I had to poop so bad.
[07:32:53] Always people are joining us, people are actually getting in.
[07:32:55] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[07:32:57] You move.
[07:32:59] Oh my goodness, we're about to play!
[07:33:02] We're about to play
[07:33:05] I'll see you guys in the next one. I guess. Yeah
[07:33:16] I moved up 5,000 places in
[07:33:21] No one else
[07:33:32] My tongue is getting nice and tonguey.
[07:33:34] I'm so relieved to hear it again.
[07:33:41] Oh shit, shit, I can quit.
[07:33:48] Alright boys, we're finally here!
[07:34:02] If a day is home, get in boys, it's time to go live the rest of our lives.
[07:34:27] One more scene! One more scene! Get in!
[07:34:39] Get in!
[07:34:52] What the hell is going on? Blockhead!
[07:34:57] Oh, it looks like you're off the hook, Coach.
[07:35:09] Well, look at that.
[07:35:11] Look at that.
[07:35:12] I'm not fat.
[07:35:13] That's what they're saying.
[07:35:14] The downs put influencers in a queue job.
[07:35:16] We are dickheads.
[07:35:17] The stewards are asked where the downs are dickheads.
[07:35:19] No, we're the dickheads, P.
[07:35:21] Remember?
[07:35:23] Wait!
[07:35:28] Wait a second!
[07:35:30] We've put all the employees at the end of the queue.
[07:35:33] Bram!
[07:35:35] What?!
[07:35:37] What?!
[07:35:41] Get ready boys!
[07:35:43] Go, go, go!
[07:35:53] I
[07:35:57] Very nice
[07:36:23] You're starting to see review from me buddy.
[07:36:25] You'll be the same age.
[07:36:27] Okay?
[07:36:29] You sons of bitches.
[07:36:31] You're starting to see review from me.
[07:36:33] Very scary.
[07:36:35] I will not hold back.
[07:36:37] I will not hold back in the sliders.
[07:36:43] God, it feels good to be up in the air gentlemen.
[07:36:46] It feels so good.
[07:36:48] I'm pulling out.
[07:36:50] I'll pick you guys up.
[07:36:52] 3, wait for me, I'm coming, I'm coming!
[07:36:56] 9,300
[07:36:59] I'm gonna have to leave in 20 minutes
[07:37:02] Hey, Libert, are we in?
[07:37:03] Are we in?
[07:37:04] Are we in?
[07:37:05] Are we in the group?
[07:37:12] Get in boys!
[07:37:15] I'm in, I'm in, I'm in
[07:37:17] I'm in, I'm in, I'm in
[07:37:19] I'm in, I'm in
[07:37:22] We go
[07:37:24] Gotta bring it
[07:37:26] Gotta bring it
[07:37:28] Let's go this shit
[07:37:30] I'm gonna click search and sneak back
[07:37:32] Wait for it
[07:37:34] Don't make it out
[07:37:52] I have to turn, I have to turn!
[07:38:10] We're going right to the hog zone, but I'm going to put you on the back side of it, okay?
[07:38:14] Don't be chocolate. Oh
[07:38:21] My god, are we off hold
[07:38:36] Go now
[07:38:44] go go go oh well we got out a little leg
[07:38:56] hey what was this what did I miss an
[07:39:08] announcement oh no we're in bro we're
[07:39:11] We're playing!
[07:39:12] We're playing! We're playing!
[07:39:14] No, no, no, no, I'm with you, I'm with you.
[07:39:16] Oh, they made me!
[07:39:17] There's a server downswift?
[07:39:19] Yeah, they sent all the cheepers gonna be put in the back of you tomorrow.
[07:39:24] That'll happen. That'll happen.
[07:39:26] That'll happen.
[07:39:27] There's a big problem.
[07:39:28] No, I gotta ride those short buss to the servers tomorrow. Come on!
[07:39:32] That'll happen.
[07:39:36] Alrighty.
[07:39:37] 20 points, it unlocks.
[07:39:39] I said we see if we can get anyone else in the hell and then we go up in the area
[07:40:09] I'll see you when it's sort of.
[07:40:36] Hold
[07:40:48] Hold
[07:40:55] Get in boys
[07:41:00] Look at how many people get it get it
[07:41:05] He went to buy a parachute!
[07:41:24] He learned, he learned.
[07:41:26] Oh, this is him!
[07:41:35] You got that parachute, boss?
[07:41:44] Yeah, bro, I got one.
[07:41:45] Sorry about that. I really thought you were safe.
[07:41:50] No, you're good. I should have bought a helicopter. Yeah, parachute.
[07:41:53] All good, all good.
[07:41:54] Yeah, we're good, we're good.
[07:41:56] All right, let's go get some kills.
[07:41:59] He's high as shit for sure.
[07:42:05] That's for the sight, man.
[07:42:35] No bandages!
[07:42:45] Are you out of bitch?
[07:42:51] What the fuck?
[07:42:58] Push that son of a bitch, push him!
[07:43:05] I
[07:43:12] Can't send restart the queue and my queue went down six thousand. Oh my god, it went down eight thousand people I
[07:43:19] Didn't tell anyone reason I was reading a chat well they listened
[07:43:24] Fuckers just restart the game. I was really chat. That wasn't being saying it. It fucking works
[07:43:30] I was just reading a chat of someone that said that I didn't say to do it.
[07:43:47] I'm in.
[07:43:48] Oh yeah, I was weird.
[07:43:49] Now you're bullshitting me.
[07:43:50] I swear.
[07:43:51] I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
[07:43:52] Well, come at me, Mr. Gammick.
[07:43:53] I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
[07:43:57] Welcome in Mr. Gammick!
[07:44:00] Oh, hi!
[07:44:01] Perfect timing!
[07:44:02] Watch that breach in the wall, they're breaching the wall.
[07:44:10] Got it, got it, got it.
[07:44:11] I'm going up.
[07:44:12] Two, two!
[07:44:13] One swinging!
[07:44:14] Swinging to the opposite side!
[07:44:15] Shit!
[07:44:16] Help in here!
[07:44:17] Help!
[07:44:18] I'm swinging, swinging to the opposite side.
[07:44:20] Shit.
[07:44:22] Help in here, help, multiple in here, help me!
[07:44:28] They're trying to fuck me, help me!
[07:44:33] Help, it's the red team!
[07:44:36] They heard I switched sides.
[07:44:41] I love you!
[07:44:42] kill em!
[07:44:58] holy shit
[07:45:00] good work team
[07:45:01] the beat up they were fucking me in the showers
[07:45:04] I
[07:45:24] Shot yes, yes, yes, yes, they're across the street. Let's go
[07:45:29] No, no, they're towards the where the stone's pulling. They're up in these trees! They're
[07:45:36] up in the trees!
[07:45:38] Oh, God, I'm right behind him. I'm right behind him. I'm right behind him.
[07:45:45] I'm gonna take the church boys, we gotta go take the church come on to the church
[07:46:04] To the church!
[07:46:12] Shot's right!
[07:46:28] To the church! To the church!
[07:46:34] What was that?
[07:46:35] Some other stairs, boss.
[07:46:36] Hey, pussy!
[07:47:04] Oh my gosh, we're not going to talk about it.
[07:47:28] We can jump, we can jump.
[07:47:29] Right here, right here, right here.
[07:47:30] Right here, right here.
[07:47:31] Right here, right here.
[07:47:32] get in capture that bitch capture it I got you I got you capture capture
[07:47:47] In the crease of the door, crease of the door!
[07:47:53] Razz, Razz, Razz!
[07:48:02] Nice. No!
[07:48:10] Hold the doors boys, hold the doors, we gotta capture this bitch.
[07:48:12] hold that door hold that door yeah someone needs to hack it right now
[07:48:24] a shotgun man hack fob
[07:48:33] Fuck you bitch fuck you
[07:48:38] Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, hold it down boys
[07:48:54] peanut this is our church this is our church we must kill all the heathens that
[07:49:00] come here
[07:49:09] we hold this church till the end of time
[07:49:13] Oh, I'm on it, boss! Don't you worry!
[07:49:16] Hey, we'll push it for the east!
[07:49:20] Take your name mark!
[07:49:21] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
[07:49:23] Oh, coming, coming!
[07:49:24] You want a name mark, sir?
[07:49:26] I'm running low on bullets and bandages.
[07:49:30] I'm with you, B. I'm with you.
[07:49:31] Bad place, boss.
[07:49:35] Holy shit!
[07:49:37] We're shot, we're shot, we're shot!
[07:49:39] Yes, yes, yes, yes!
[07:49:40] You should be not going to the circle!
[07:49:42] Okay, we go to the circle, but anyone takes this search we come way back
[07:49:51] Okay, I'll go towards the circle you keep doing you you build if you need any help you tell me
[07:49:59] Aw, made a great mistake
[07:50:01] I'm alive
[07:50:11] They're pushing the church, be careful.
[07:50:38] I'm double up on the doors, I'm double up on the doors right now, so the game won't do.
[07:50:47] Oh, they're pushing, they're pushing for the north, for the north!
[07:50:56] The north, they're charging for the north!
[07:51:02] All doors are doubled up, all doors are doubled up!
[07:51:04] I'm going in I'm telling all kinds of red out here
[07:51:18] And old man Jake and just make that as double barrel and shot my cock off. Oh, no, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming
[07:51:25] I'm coming
[07:51:27] I
[07:51:32] Know I do that I shouldn't be from no
[07:51:36] We have literally like 20 dead guys on us 20 dead means all around us heard I'm coming
[07:51:45] heard
[07:51:57] bad bad bad bad bad
[07:52:07] Yeah, I heard I think they caught it already
[07:52:21] I know what to do. I know what to do. I'm bringing out the helicopter boys
[07:52:27] All focus on the church. I will kill them from the sky as you guys push them inside
[07:52:34] Go straight back wait till I get there with the heli. Okay. Wait till I get there
[07:52:39] Landmark make sure you're with peanut
[07:52:44] Respond grab whatever you need to grab get ready boys. We're taking back the church
[07:52:51] Wait wait wait wait is the hot tree flying? No, no, I'm flying an attack helicopter
[07:52:57] Oh.
[07:52:58] Well, should I get you to give it out, capture the door back, and then I'm going to build
[07:53:01] a door around the fox, and then get captured, and then get captured.
[07:53:04] Got it.
[07:53:05] I'm going to start giving him hell over there.
[07:53:07] Chill out, man!
[07:53:09] We won't capture the church!
[07:53:12] Lock the fuck in!
[07:53:27] Let's do this shit.
[07:53:47] I'm going in boys!
[07:54:02] I'm on my way P.
[07:54:03] I just dropped in, I just dropped in.
[07:54:04] Got a Q5 with me, Q5.
[07:54:05] Yep, I'll start clearing out the church.
[07:54:06] Yeah, I'll start clearing out the church
[07:54:29] You got people landing it on you
[07:54:36] I'm turning, I'll have an aim on that door here in a moment.
[07:54:46] I'm looking.
[07:54:51] Yep, I don't have an angle no more on it, be careful.
[07:54:59] Watch out in the middle
[07:55:11] I'm helping all I can once in the middle of the road
[07:55:16] Yeah, but here you
[07:55:21] I'm looking
[07:55:23] All right, let's get out of here, let's get out of here.
[07:55:26] Kill the guy outside who's pushing you.
[07:55:29] Go to the other.
[07:55:31] Let that guy out.
[07:55:32] Punch inside the church.
[07:55:33] You're going to be coming through that side door.
[07:55:37] Another one side door.
[07:55:42] Got to just get.
[07:55:44] I'm turning I'm killing all of them outside being you're doing great buddy
[07:55:56] I can't see it too much what's coming in front right now
[07:56:04] How is that guy alive? What am I?
[07:56:14] I'm looking, P. I'm still holding it. You're okay.
[07:56:18] I don't see anyone.
[07:56:30] Need reinforcements, bad boys.
[07:56:34] I'm almost out of MOP, I'm keeping them outside!
[07:56:45] There's a tide, there's a tide, there's a tide.
[07:56:54] Wait let me get an angle first. I'm going to get an angle now.
[07:57:01] What do you have? You got reinforcements. I'm going to have an angle on the door. Now
[07:57:09] hack, hack, hack, hack, hack. Hold that door. Hold that line. Hold that line. Hold that
[07:57:17] Oh, they're coming in hot!
[07:57:21] I'm fucking them up!
[07:57:26] It's okay, I only got 7 bullets left!
[07:57:37] I'm out of ammo.
[07:57:39] I gotta head back to base.
[07:57:42] You got reinforcements coming, I'll be back!
[07:57:47] I'm on your body. I'm on your body. I'm on your body.
[07:58:11] Yo. Oh, honey, you might know how to fly the fucking
[07:58:15] Ellie boys
[07:58:28] All right boys, I'm getting them out on me right back
[07:58:38] Thank you boys, thank you boys
[07:58:45] I'll get it back back. I'm gonna get it back back.
[07:59:45] get it you know we fucking did it baby we fucking did it we did it
[07:59:55] do you see that you see a medium-sized or large-sized hammer anywhere I'll show
[08:00:00] you a medium-sized hammer okay okay I need a medium or large size hammer
[08:00:15] Wait, you need me to bring you a medium hammer?
[08:00:20] Uh, uh, yeah, it looks like that.
[08:00:23] There's a long truck just coming in.
[08:00:25] I think we're just gonna have to hold it as long as we can, P.
[08:00:28] I'm coming back now.
[08:00:30] I have a small hammer. I can use that. I'll use that.
[08:00:32] Oh my god, you know, we're getting assaulted. We're getting assaulted.
[08:00:35] I'm on my way! Hold the line! Hold the line!
[08:00:38] Hold the line!
[08:00:40] I'm on my way, gentlemen.
[08:00:42] Air Hatch 76!
[08:00:52] I gotta beat him ever! I gotta beat him ever!
[08:01:02] Okay, let him out, let him out!
[08:01:03] Let him out, let him out!
[08:01:04] Speed keep him out!
[08:01:05] Let him out, let him out! Speed keep him out!
[08:01:07] What the light?
[08:01:08] I gotta beat him in the face, let him out!
[08:01:10] Oh, is it not me? Is it not me?
[08:01:12] No, no, no, it's a normal guy.
[08:01:14] Oh, it's a normal guy.
[08:01:16] OK, OK, OK.
[08:01:18] OK, OK.
[08:01:20] I thought I felt the whole squeeze.
[08:01:22] I thought I felt the whole squeeze.
[08:01:24] People, fly it in!
[08:01:28] He died. He fell down.
[08:01:35] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[08:01:38] I'm looking I'm looking I
[08:01:47] Fuck that hell yeah
[08:01:50] Hell he blew up
[08:01:57] Another hell he coming in full
[08:02:08] What's on the staircase coming in?
[08:02:13] I can't hit him.
[08:02:18] I'm enclosing the fusy.
[08:02:38] I killed that guy on the last dead guy.
[08:02:57] I'm looking, I'm looking.
[08:02:58] You guys are clear right now.
[08:02:59] What is this?
[08:03:00] Guys, bad news.
[08:03:01] We're losing, still.
[08:03:02] We have to charge!
[08:03:03] We have to charge!
[08:03:04] This is where people come in.
[08:03:05] We have to church! This is where people go for safety!
[08:03:10] You want protection of the Lord!
[08:03:13] That's right.
[08:03:15] Alright, let me know when you guys see me. I'm going to go kill people out of the zone.
[08:03:19] Judge, judge, judge, I just have served in closing frequency. I'm in closing frequency.
[08:04:05] You want to fuck with me you bitches!
[08:04:35] Nothing is going to block down, oh my goodness, is he going in?
[08:04:39] No, he's not.
[08:04:40] No, he's not.
[08:04:41] Wee.
[08:04:42] Rufa, yours no more pussy.
[08:04:43] It's a phenomenal work.
[08:04:44] It fucks well as to you.
[08:04:46] It's been an honor fighting alongside you, Comrade.
[08:04:50] Oh, the honor is all mine.
[08:04:51] The honor is all mine.
[08:04:52] Did you give the red take you to?
[08:04:56] We're going to the next, that's the offensive farm thing.
[08:05:01] Okay, they got the blue one here.
[08:05:03] Let's go repair boys.
[08:05:10] Let's go repair.
[08:05:16] They're all on the circle right now, on the houses.
[08:05:21] I'm going to go get a repair, I'm going to juice back up ammo and we're going to assault the fuck out of them.
[08:05:29] One out of ten, how am I doing, I feel like I'm doing really good.
[08:05:42] I am about seven minutes out boys, seven minutes, that's a lie, like three minutes.
[08:05:48] I'm getting a repair ammo and I'm there.
[08:05:56] I got it.
[08:06:20] Is that J-Hunt?
[08:06:22] Yeah.
[08:06:24] You're gonna kill my swag dick, 1942.
[08:06:27] No, not swag dick!
[08:06:31] Hey, 1932, what if swag dick is bad?
[08:06:35] 100 years old?
[08:06:37] Oh, yeah, 100 years old.
[08:06:39] He's 84.
[08:06:42] I gotta grab some bandages. I got lit up on that last fly.
[08:06:46] I
[08:06:53] Again
[08:07:00] Are you gonna need a ride or not?
[08:07:05] No
[08:07:07] Why are you going to write the church?
[08:07:13] All right, I'm turning around. I'll pick you up. We're gonna need we're gonna need to move on the hot zone guys
[08:07:17] Yeah, we're gonna have some our asses kid. He is that you buying shit right now?
[08:07:34] Damn
[08:07:37] all right is what it is we'll fix the next game whatever you better keep your eyes
[08:07:45] in the sky peanut come out there fuck you from above
[08:07:51] hello good hello
[08:07:56] look at
[08:07:59] The hell is going on over here on the blue team?
[08:08:11] Lock in boys, this is it.
[08:08:32] Hunter's in scary over here.
[08:08:36] Oh, I bet it is, big.
[08:08:38] Watch out for the stairs!
[08:08:42] Watch out for the stairs!
[08:08:53] Shot the gun, don't shoot!
[08:08:59] Shot the gun, don't shoot!
[08:09:38] We're going to take that church, pal.
[08:09:45] That church is ours!
[08:09:50] We're going to take that church, pal.
[08:09:59] We're going to take that church, pal.
[08:10:07] You're gonna want to go to the pole, Pig! The war has had to pull!
[08:10:18] I bet he got your teeth!
[08:10:21] Oh shit.
[08:10:28] I will go to the pool without you killing me.
[08:10:31] I will go to the pool.
[08:10:33] You may be forgotten, but your faith is taught.
[08:10:36] Don't be able to dare me.
[08:11:03] I
[08:11:33] Oh my God!
[08:11:35] Oh my God!
[08:11:55] Rejudge! Rejudge!
[08:11:57] We're making a difference!
[08:11:59] I'm in, I'm not, I'm in!
[08:12:01] We're making a difference, P, me and you!
[08:12:10] You're doing great, P!
[08:12:15] They're in the pool. They're in the pool.
[08:12:21] They're in the pool, the enemy!
[08:12:23] I'll never find me again.
[08:12:30] Oh, yeah.
[08:12:34] All right, there was literally 8,000 reasons to love.
[08:12:39] I told you this!
[08:12:41] I'm gonna have guides over there!
[08:12:53] and everything back to the base back to the base
[08:13:18] Oh
[08:13:31] It's head back home
[08:13:34] Let's head back home. They call me
[08:13:41] The huck of the sky
[08:13:43] They call me the gray doofs of the sky.
[08:13:47] I'd hate to say this but I am back at maximum power.
[08:13:52] Maximum power you say?
[08:13:54] I am at maximum power right now.
[08:13:56] You know I have been named the Thunder Hawk.
[08:13:59] That is what they're calling me.
[08:14:01] Or the Thunder...
[08:14:03] The Thunder guys.
[08:14:05] That's what they're calling me.
[08:14:07] Check out the scoreboard fellas all in the helicopter.
[08:14:10] I
[08:14:13] Mean that echoes off the walls of the Hala much we got to get our boys on this fucking hot though. I know
[08:14:22] Bro, I mean I am terrorizing the other teams like I don't know how we're not women
[08:14:29] Cuz we're not hot though
[08:14:33] And I've had no ammo
[08:14:36] No, I'm not on you right now. No
[08:14:38] Well, I'm about to be seeing a second bitch pussy.
[08:14:44] Bitch pussy?
[08:14:45] Bitch pussy?
[08:14:46] Bitch pussy?
[08:14:48] Bitch pussy?
[08:14:49] Bitch pussy?
[08:14:52] Bitch pussy?
[08:14:53] Come on in, man.
[08:14:55] Feel free to ride along as long as you like.
[08:14:59] You're about to enjoy what you're gonna see, all right?
[08:15:02] Feel free to stay in as long as you want.
[08:15:05] I'll see you on the other side
[08:15:20] The petite flamingo is back in the sky see in a moment pay you better hide bitch
[08:15:29] Oh as you do
[08:15:35] Also, there's no re-buy option, fantastic, fantastic that's what you'll have to see here.
[08:16:05] I can't see, my glass is broken. Shit.
[08:16:22] We're flying till death this round, flying till death!
[08:16:26] I can't see!
[08:16:56] Where are they at?
[08:17:01] Check the church.
[08:17:06] There he is.
[08:17:11] I can't see!
[08:17:16] This is AIDS!
[08:17:21] who the fuck is this guy
[08:17:35] I said you might be I just killed three blues going to the church
[08:17:46] How would you go back here? How would you go back, bitch?
[08:17:51] What?
[08:17:52] This is no way to be attacked by helicopters on the deck, but you get killed.
[08:17:56] You can't go back here.
[08:17:58] The way to attack helicopters on the deck!
[08:18:16] You don't want to be in this guy against me, Peach.
[08:18:29] You don't want it.
[08:18:30] Oh, I can't.
[08:18:31] I'd be piloted before.
[08:18:32] Oh.
[08:18:33] What?
[08:18:34] What?
[08:18:35] What?
[08:18:36] What?
[08:18:37] What?
[08:18:38] What?
[08:18:39] What?
[08:18:40] What?
[08:18:41] What?
[08:18:42] Nice T-Stylecopter!
[08:18:48] Not today, pussy.
[08:18:59] Not today.
[08:19:12] I
[08:19:42] Fuck out of here.
[08:20:00] Gotta die with it.
[08:20:02] Gotta die with it.
[08:20:04] You got to die with it.
[08:20:14] I just hear a sniper.
[08:20:21] That's good, we wanted a new heli.
[08:20:40] was so fucked up plus 20k profit all right hold on what are we at right now
[08:20:46] where are we oh did that say 30 oh my god we're so late hey peanut stay out of
[08:20:58] my sky bitch
[08:21:01] Oh, I had a quiz for every time.
[08:21:04] Hutch is, uh, air hutch, airlines up and running?
[08:21:08] Uh, Averm, green team member?
[08:21:11] Follow me.
[08:21:12] Hutch, I just crashed a blackhawk with a, with a, full, full of people.
[08:21:17] Tsssss.
[08:21:18] Uh, go ahead and take a peek at the scoreboard, gentlemen.
[08:21:21] Your boy is found flow-stained.
[08:21:24] Landmarker, feel free. Landmarker, feel free to fly in this as long as you want, okay?
[08:21:38] Don't feel like you have to get out. Don't feel like you have to, you know, leave the
[08:21:43] helicopter.
[08:21:44] You don't want to drop me?
[08:21:45] No, no, no. I want you to be dropped, but I also want you to experience what it's like
[08:21:50] to be in the air. Come on over.
[08:21:52] Let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in, come on in.
[08:22:00] Air Hudge, picking flight, please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle, this is
[08:22:07] your kill leader, 30 kill Hudge.
[08:22:11] Let's go with the game.
[08:22:27] Yo, do you have Vynos? You can use Vynos and we can get so many points.
[08:22:41] Yeah, uh, you too this guy?
[08:22:51] Uh, you too this guy?
[08:23:02] What?
[08:23:03] I'm German.
[08:23:04] What did you say?
[08:23:05] Sorry?
[08:23:06] Are you, are you an helicopter right now?
[08:23:07] Yeah.
[08:23:08] I'm above the church.
[08:23:15] I'm pretty high up.
[08:23:24] Oh my god, Hutch.
[08:23:30] Oh my fucking god.
[08:23:32] Oh my fucking god, Hutch.
[08:23:34] Hey Mark, that's the first time I've crashed. I'm so sorry.
[08:23:38] I'm so sorry. I just crashed.
[08:23:42] No! I'm going right back. I'm going right back.
[08:23:47] No, I bought the wrong heli. It's all over for me.
[08:23:50] It's all over for me.
[08:23:53] Oh my fucking god.
[08:23:56] Yeah, but I'm on my way.
[08:24:01] Oh, I'm gonna have to get so many kills now, fuck.
[08:24:07] Damn it.
[08:24:08] Don't say so bad, like I haven't fucking dropped 30 this game. Suck my balls.
[08:24:20] Judge, just let me go with your head down back, okay?
[08:24:22] Bro, what are you gonna do, P? What are you doing?
[08:24:27] I was gonna be around you, I was gonna be next to you, my friend.
[08:24:30] Okay, all right. I want my way back now. Are you headin' on back?
[08:24:33] I'm headin' on back.
[08:24:35] I'm just letting you know if you try to dive, Bobby, I'm gonna fry your ass out of that belly.
[08:24:40] Yeah, is that so? Is that so hot?
[08:24:43] We can talk. We can talk for a man with small nipples.
[08:24:47] What? You take that back, you no-one fucker!
[08:24:50] How would you turn around? How would you turn around, huh?
[08:24:53] I'm on my way. I'm on my way right now. I'm on my way right now.
[08:24:56] I'm putting, I'm putting, I'm just saying right now.
[08:25:02] What do you mean you're behind me? You're on my team, or you're on the enemy team.
[08:25:07] I'm reaching out with your base.
[08:25:09] Wait, what?
[08:25:11] Are you, are you on the church right now, right?
[08:25:12] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're at a different base.
[08:25:14] What?
[08:25:15] I'm coming straight to the church though.
[08:25:18] Have you left your place yet?
[08:25:20] Yes, I'm flying to the church, Annie's done.
[08:25:23] Yeah, yeah, bitch pussy!
[08:25:29] I'll be back, pal, I will be back.
[08:25:36] This is not the last two seats.
[08:25:38] I'll be back later.
[08:25:46] How do I level my pilot?
[08:25:48] By flying people into and out of the zone.
[08:25:50] mainly yes five people deliver them you get a lot of xp for that
[08:25:58] of
[08:26:13] all of the
[08:26:18] fuck!
[08:26:20] you got nothing to think of, you got nothing to think of, but you heard first word
[08:26:25] first word, fuck
[08:26:48] Are you happy that you run away from me bitch that you run away from me I know
[08:27:01] that is I see that guy where you have buddy I'm hovering about a pool
[08:27:06] Are you really high in the air? Are you really high in the air?
[08:27:08] Yeah, pretty high.
[08:27:14] Wow!
[08:27:16] Why are there a hundred helicopters?
[08:27:18] How do you think I'm falling right back?
[08:27:20] Yeah, there's more helicopters in this lobby than I think ever before.
[08:27:28] Do you just see that on it?
[08:27:30] What the hell?
[08:27:32] Do you just see that on it?
[08:27:34] I have completely lost all flow.
[08:27:44] Stop talking to me, B.
[08:27:54] Why is there so many people chasing me?
[08:27:58] Fuck out of here!
[08:28:08] Now I got you, now I got you!
[08:28:12] I cannot shoot you out of the damn chopper!
[08:28:36] Oh my gosh, no way, and you're completely fine.
[08:28:54] Yo, that's insanity, that's actually nuts, I can't believe that.
[08:29:02] Where are my bullets going?
[08:29:04] Where are my bullets going?
[08:29:05] Complete besides that's why you're not messing with the blue team brother. I'm shooting
[08:29:11] I'm seeing my bullets go into his fucking windshield and he's not dying
[08:29:21] Well, I don't bring weapons. I have a backpack full of ammo. That's it
[08:29:26] Dude, I'm not kidding you P. I am seeing right. I'm looking at the screen and I see bullets
[08:29:33] flying into your windshield but you don't die how are you alive how low are
[08:29:41] you hello are you
[08:29:44] I'm done you had to have got shot a hundred fucking times I'm done
[08:29:52] I'm done I want to go all righty I'm walking back here all my flow has been
[08:29:59] I'm locking back in.
[08:30:03] I'm muting. See you soon.
[08:30:05] Alright, guys, we went from being up a lot of money to being down a lot of money very quickly.
[08:30:12] Half the server is now just trying to fly helicopters into us, including my friend Peanut.
[08:30:18] We gotta play better than we've ever played before. Here we go.
[08:30:23] Let's have a good run. Let's have a good run.
[08:30:26] New song!
[08:30:37] Alright!
[08:30:39] Come on!
[08:32:56] of
[08:33:18] the
[08:33:20] Where y'all at?
[08:33:41] Are y'all there, Blue?
[08:34:05] Is that a guy right there?
[08:34:11] Not today, pussies.
[08:34:13] I'm tired of this shit, Grandpa!
[08:34:41] Come on baby!
[08:35:06] Later bitch!
[08:35:08] Oh my god!
[08:35:16] My god!
[08:35:27] Later, bitch.
[08:35:33] Oh my god!
[08:35:35] I got a boat!
[08:35:37] Oh my god!
[08:35:40] Holy shit!
[08:35:43] Holy shit!
[08:35:44] They crashed into each other!
[08:35:47] No way!
[08:35:57] Noooo!
[08:36:09] Noooo!
[08:36:12] I could have saved it, bro.
[08:36:13] I didn't mean to fucking barrel roll.
[08:36:16] We paid for it.
[08:36:17] Listen, we paid for it.
[08:36:19] We paid for it.
[08:36:20] We paid for it.
[08:36:21] We paid for it.
[08:36:22] That sucks...
[08:36:23] Bro, I literally...
[08:36:26] oh dude how are we not winning how are we not winning
[08:36:35] such will you get out of your stupid
[08:36:38] what stupid fucking helicopter why do you honestly you're almost as bad as a
[08:36:44] fucking stoper you know yeah you know I'm gonna come up with a slur for you
[08:36:49] No one had any problems whenever I was bad at it, but now I'm getting kills and everybody's
[08:36:57] bad at me.
[08:37:01] I'm gonna be honest, I already put it on a kit.
[08:37:04] Oh, alright, cool.
[08:37:09] Oh, you want to take well, I don't know if we do because we're about to lose.
[08:37:21] I mean, you want to try and win?
[08:37:23] I'm down, but Landmark needs to come with us.
[08:37:26] Alrighty.
[08:37:27] I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, we're going to get a good hunch if you're shuckin' it.
[08:37:30] Alrighty, come on up on it.
[08:37:31] Well, I can only take one person with me.
[08:37:33] I'm in with Peanut.
[08:37:35] Alrighty, you guys go to the zone, play the zone.
[08:37:37] I'll play with the heli.
[08:37:45] And I have a kit on so I can jump out if needed.
[08:37:51] No I'll give you guys my helicopter controls after this.
[08:37:54] Dude, it's going to make you fly so much easier.
[08:37:57] We were messing around with it in the last play test and I think I've kind of like found
[08:38:02] the sweet spot.
[08:38:03] Oh
[08:38:05] No, I'm not I have 300 rounds. I feel like that's a lot less. I should that up by ammo or did I?
[08:38:18] No, okay
[08:38:25] Well, we got to go anyways boys we got to get into that zone right now
[08:38:33] Let me know when your rounds done Mr. Peanut.
[08:38:40] What about me? You hate me? You want me to die?
[08:38:43] No, no, I love you. Well, I just assume you're all in different rounds.
[08:38:49] Well, the game's not gonna be over. We are tripping together.
[08:38:52] Thank you.
[08:38:53] Actually, you know what? Let me know. I don't want to...
[08:38:57] I'm gonna play in your server.
[08:38:59] Wonderful. Thank you, gimmick. Fuck you, peanut.
[08:39:02] Not the old Mr. Jiminy, if Red Team wins, and if Red Team doesn't win, it's gonna be like an hour and a half.
[08:39:09] Well, Lemon got kicked, and it was 300,000 in cute, so he left.
[08:39:14] Just me.
[08:39:23] I've lost all of my money this time.
[08:39:26] I have hamperty money. Hamperty money.
[08:39:32] I'm in the circle, I'm in the circle!
[08:40:02] We need all these guys in the church in the circle now.
[08:40:12] That's just his chopper, Hunter, right?
[08:40:15] Right here, right here.
[08:40:17] We gotta kill Red, we gotta kill Red, I don't know what the fuck is happening.
[08:40:22] Fuck, I died, I died. I leave this guy in front of me, this guy in front of me.
[08:40:27] We have numbers, we have numbers! Why is there one?
[08:40:29] I'm coming!
[08:40:32] AHHHHHHHHH
[08:40:33] Please shut the fuck up P!
[08:40:36] I'm trying!
[08:40:37] Where did you go?
[08:40:38] We need to-
[08:40:39] I was here!
[08:40:40] I need to circle!
[08:40:41] P!
[08:40:42] P!
[08:40:43] P!
[08:40:44] P!
[08:40:45] P!
[08:40:46] P!
[08:40:47] Oh no, I'm fucking dead.
[08:40:48] Yeah, fuck.
[08:40:49] Oh no, I'm alive!
[08:40:50] I'm alive!
[08:40:51] I'm alive!
[08:40:52] I'm alive!
[08:40:53] I'm alive!
[08:40:54] Your brother's great team is all over the place.
[08:40:55] I think it's cheap to do it.
[08:40:56] We're talking about-
[08:40:57] You start over to one.
[08:40:58] You start over to one.
[08:40:59] You start over to one.
[08:41:00] You start over to one.
[08:41:01] You start over to the back like you say
[08:41:14] Thank you dad
[08:41:18] We got a big we have a large amount of green a large amount of green
[08:41:22] me. Alright, I'm I'm getting in another heli. Don't oh and we lost the point. Yeah. No,
[08:41:37] we got this. We got this. We're we're tied up. When it when it when it when it I'm bringing
[08:41:44] up I'm bringing up. I swear I'm about to kill so many. Don't call me a dipshit. You're
[08:41:51] fucking pussy wait where's my heli there she is oh Betsy Betsy listen Betsy
[08:42:03] we haven't had a good game we gotta have one right now guys guys guys guys
[08:42:09] guys what is happening what is happening please somebody get the fucking
[08:42:15] ZONE!
[08:42:15] We're fucked!
[08:42:17] Oh, and I'm- and I lose 10,000.
[08:42:28] Look at the amount of useless fucking bitches outside the zone!
[08:42:32] THREE THINGS FROM IT!
[08:42:36] Oh, and I- dude, my heli- oh my god, oh my god.
[08:42:43] I lost everything.
[08:42:45] and it's gone.
[08:42:47] I lost everything.
[08:42:51] All right, this is what we're gonna do.
[08:42:52] This is what we're gonna do.
[08:42:54] We're gonna split into two different discord teams.
[08:42:57] I'm gonna drag myself up there,
[08:42:58] and we're gonna have two strike teams.
[08:42:59] So if you look at two of you guys here,
[08:43:01] we're muting up and stuff.
[08:43:03] I'm gonna grab closed team.
[08:43:04] These are gonna be part of my strike team with Mr. Gimmick.
[08:43:07] And we're gonna win this next game.
[08:43:09] I have not won a single game since the game came out.
[08:43:11] Well, we were we were separated that happens that's a lot that'll happen
[08:43:28] Yeah, we got split up early, so it's just you know it happens
[08:43:34] I'm trying to speak you make me treat me to the forgive it. Oh
[08:43:37] Uh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I need it or if there's room I could I'll try let me try joining on you real quick
[08:43:43] Let me see if that one
[08:43:45] I doubt it. We're in number one
[08:43:57] Chad can summit leave his game
[08:44:02] Oh
[08:44:04] game. We should we should be
[08:44:10] in that game. No no no we
[08:44:11] couldn't get in that game.
[08:44:12] That's what I'm seeing if he
[08:44:13] wants to leave and then join
[08:44:14] this game if not all good. I
[08:44:16] mean we could just split up.
[08:44:17] It's not a big deal. Hey you
[08:44:19] fucks are finally done. Hey
[08:44:21] J. Roddy want to back out and
[08:44:23] see if you can get in this
[08:44:24] next game. We're going to
[08:44:26] split up in discord peanut and
[08:44:27] gimmick are going to leave but
[08:44:29] we're all going to try and be
[08:44:29] on the same team. I'm going to
[08:44:31] join up. I'm doing a match right
[08:44:33] You're
[08:44:36] Close you ready he's not even in here. No cozy. I don't know where he is. I don't I don't know where that guy is. I
[08:44:45] Have no idea what good he is
[08:44:50] Is he's here that he's not he's gone he's gone for a reason he's a whisper in the wind
[08:44:55] Whisper whisper in the wind
[08:44:58] He's gonna be fucked. I've been in the 300kq for like 30 minutes. Just join. Just join. He'll be on it
[08:45:06] Yeah
[08:45:10] Green oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it means the teams for you just have to spam it. I mean you know
[08:45:18] That joined up and didn't come down the team
[08:45:22] He missed what are you cuz there's no one else on any other team? It's every seven
[08:45:28] I call Mr. Kosy.
[08:45:38] Mr. Kosy?
[08:45:40] I'm going to call Mr. Kosy.
[08:45:43] Mr. Kosy.
[08:45:44] Listen, I'm going to be honest, anybody who's complaining, I understand the people who've been waiting for a long time.
[08:45:50] You guys have every valid reason to be pissed.
[08:45:52] But if you just woke up, you went to open up the game and you're complaining.
[08:45:55] You're complaining, think about all the people who've been waiting, all righty?
[08:45:59] Shit, fucking blows.
[08:46:02] Hopefully by tomorrow everything should be fixed, I hope.
[08:46:06] Helicopter controls.
[08:46:07] So, basically the big thing with the helicopter controls is I have been, they, they, I used
[08:46:15] to go no flight assists, which is like the auto correct, but I think they fixed it.
[08:46:21] Flight assist isn't absolutely destroying you.
[08:46:24] So now the big one is Rotary Vehicle Mouse Control.
[08:46:29] You wanna enable that and go with the y'all
[08:46:34] or the helicopter mouse swipe left and right to y'all
[08:46:37] and helicopter mouse swipe up and down to pitch.
[08:46:40] And that's what I've been doing
[08:46:41] and it has been incredulous.
[08:46:47] It has been amazing.
[08:46:50] Ed, or he's taking an absolute bath with crackers and hummus.
[08:46:54] Maybe one falls in, he just leaves it in, it's good for the skin.
[08:46:57] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
[08:46:58] What's a little salty?
[08:46:59] Sort of dry out, but that'll help water really get in there.
[08:47:03] Hey, I want you to click, I want you to click peanut on scoreboard.
[08:47:07] And I want you to look at all the people who are currently not clicking a team
[08:47:12] and are trying to get in on the green team.
[08:47:17] The scumbag landmark.
[08:47:19] What?
[08:47:22] Click on other teams, you idiots!
[08:47:25] I'm good, I'm in.
[08:47:26] All right, now you can stank and wait.
[08:47:28] Now you can wait.
[08:47:31] You want to get a squadron?
[08:47:33] You want a squadron?
[08:47:35] Oh, it's definitely filling up.
[08:47:36] Everybody's just trying to get into green team.
[08:47:37] Yeah, I see you guys.
[08:47:39] All these people are gonna be able to see me.
[08:47:41] I want to go to the fuller lobby.
[08:47:44] I want to go to the one with a couple more guys.
[08:47:47] What do you guys think?
[08:47:47] Yeah.
[08:47:48] I'm down with whatever.
[08:47:50] We're fulfilled.
[08:47:50] Are you guys doing I'm down with whatever as well P. I think it's probably a smart choice
[08:47:56] But it's gonna be really hard for all of us to get in
[08:48:04] We're on the same team are we we are but we should
[08:48:14] Join one that's not as it's not as empty, so it's not just stream snipers
[08:48:20] I
[08:48:23] Got it. How about it boys out buddy?
[08:48:28] The weather's fine. I'm in a queue, but I'm down if you want to tell him to restart the game again
[08:48:35] There's 300 fucking thousand people in here
[08:48:41] I'm in a queue on that server guys
[08:48:44] I'm gonna queue on that
[08:48:46] Even if everybody listen to a cue like a server cue or just to get a server cue
[08:49:01] You picked a server that was like foe that was the point I
[08:49:06] Can't get it holy fucking shit. Well, I'm in position two
[08:49:16] We're talking shit outside the Wendy's.
[08:49:18] We're talking shit outside the Wendy's.
[08:49:21] Ha ha ha.
[08:49:36] Who do you have a judge?
[08:49:38] You don't think there's a judge in this game, not making his wad?
[08:49:42] Are we sticking with this? Are we sticking with this server?
[08:49:45] and money okay we're good we're good that guy's just a jackass it's gonna be
[08:49:58] fixed in a moment get in that wasn't my fault that guy wanted to take time so bad
[08:50:09] I'm glad that he fucking broke my helicopter to do it.
[08:50:13] Fantastic.
[08:50:14] And we petitioned some fellas to leave the server.
[08:50:18] Oh, y'all, I'll hand out flyers.
[08:50:21] I'll give them the hand.
[08:50:23] Take the squad.
[08:50:24] Take the squad.
[08:50:25] Shake that little UNICEF box and get them to leave.
[08:50:29] I'm in.
[08:50:30] I'm in.
[08:50:31] I'm in.
[08:50:32] I'm in.
[08:50:33] I'm in.
[08:50:34] I'm in.
[08:50:35] I'm in.
[08:50:36] Alright boys! We're going straight to the hot zone. We'll land on our side. Don't jump till I tell you, or you're probably going to die.
[08:50:47] That's not okay, Captain!
[08:50:50] Hold that bird. Hold that bird. Where's that in?
[08:50:54] How the fuck did you guys all go there?
[08:50:56] Who the hell is Almo and how does he-
[08:50:57] Fast figures.
[08:50:59] Fast figures.
[08:51:01] Summit, you're in position one.
[08:51:03] I'm on my way back gimmick if no picture up. I'll be there soon.
[08:51:26] Oh, I just got one. I'm good. I'm good.
[08:51:30] Oh, and I'm about to die. Okay. And...
[08:51:34] Oh, thank God he's terrible.
[08:51:38] I love flying. Yeah, flying's my favorite thing about this game.
[08:51:42] Flying is so much fun. Especially now that I know how to use
[08:51:46] the other heli, it's awesome.
[08:51:50] Because you joined off of us.
[08:51:54] team kill assist team kill assist yep yep what the fuck is happening you're
[08:52:02] working for the enemy that's happening how am I getting team kill assists
[08:52:06] I wish they let you uh squad up in the menu and you go into a game being bang boom
[08:52:34] them. Search for a game. What up? What's up boys? They're fuckin' going to hell, man.
[08:52:42] What a huge fan. Good to see you, bro. Good to see you. Let's go win a fuckin' game, huh?
[08:52:48] Kill me. Kill me right now. Come on, eh, big dog. No? All right.
[08:52:54] Head to toe, jerking each other off inside the chair.
[08:52:59] I'm on my way. I'm almost there. Welcome to here, but I'm not it's a pleasure to have you
[08:53:07] Now, please give me a hand and feet inside of the helicopter at all times. We're gonna be going at fast
[08:53:14] We're gonna be going in hot. Thank you. Don't jump till I tell you. Well, there's about 17 dudes that
[08:53:29] I'm going to put you guys on the outside of that circle, okay?
[08:53:53] Just hold up tight.
[08:53:56] I
[08:54:09] Go ahead boys
[08:54:26] Oh, don't get out of here.
[08:54:28] All right, keep driving because of me.
[08:54:30] Oh, you're all good.
[08:54:32] Grab my stupid parachute.
[08:54:34] Only if I will do this.
[08:54:38] Jump around quick here.
[08:54:40] Jumping down now, now.
[08:54:56] nice the flying hutchman I like that we are now known as the flying hutchman
[08:55:11] YouTube stream just like y'all know there's a huge shame so we get banned if
[08:55:16] we do come on over to Twitch we got drops here as well but we ain't turning
[08:55:21] this music off listen to the boys no option we could also just get this
[08:55:40] birth get the 20 get the 20 boys so I get the attack hell yeah
[08:55:50] Oh yeah, we're taking just.
[08:55:52] Hold on, wait a second.
[08:55:54] Uh oh.
[08:55:56] Okay.
[08:55:58] That's...
[08:56:00] $15, $15.
[08:56:02] There's $15 left.
[08:56:04] You gotta repeat it.
[08:56:06] Get out of my way.
[08:56:08] Come on.
[08:56:10] Get in, son!
[08:56:12] We're the last Heli leaving for a bit.
[08:56:14] No, thank God.
[08:56:16] Hell yeah, I did. That was me.
[08:56:18] Damn right I did. Damn right I did.
[08:56:31] Oh, he's giving it to my mind.
[08:56:33] It's so clean.
[08:56:35] Oh, I pride myself in the sneakiness. I'm very, very sneaky.
[08:56:41] I could even steal it here.
[08:56:43] Very, very sneaky.
[08:57:15] I'm right behind you, I'm right behind you.
[08:57:18] Right here boys, go ahead.
[08:57:22] They already dropped their guys?
[08:57:24] There's only one guy left.
[08:57:26] This is an attack Kelly, right above us.
[08:57:29] Alright boys, nope you're good, you're good.
[08:57:32] There's no attack Kelly's, you're fine, I'm up here.
[08:57:34] I'm looking and I'm gonna throw pings on them for you.
[08:57:37] On here, on this second floor, second floor on ping.
[08:57:41] We got one on the roof as well.
[08:57:44] I'm still looking roof you guys can move in you guys can move in roof isn't looking at you
[08:58:00] roof right here roof guy is right here on that pink one staircase nice roof guy is still not looking
[08:58:09] at you. You're so good. Full team flying in. They didn't jump. They're at the bridge.
[08:58:18] They're going to have to jump there. Roof guys still up top. Still up top on the roof.
[08:58:31] Again P. You still have one on the roof. He's on the right side of the roof. Right here
[08:58:38] on ping. You're good. He's not looking at that ladder. He's not looking at that ladder.
[08:58:46] Go up, go up, go up. You're completely good. The ladder you're on, you are dead right now.
[08:58:51] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. He's still not looking. Charge!
[08:58:57] I got a hill I got a hill I'm looking yeah yeah right here on that on that
[08:59:25] with law right where you marked right there
[08:59:29] still there enemy heli flying in full I'm gonna try and take them out
[08:59:43] I miss
[08:59:48] I'm gonna see if I can grab the attack I already
[08:59:52] it's full of guys
[08:59:54] that'll happen that'll happen oh rub oh wait a minute
[09:00:05] oh it's not ammo all right we need four points
[09:00:54] I think I need about five more crashes on there. It's it's not up today. I stole this guy's immense. Don't tell him
[09:01:06] Yeah, can we update the crash counter, please?
[09:01:09] Please!
[09:01:10] Dude, I'm having a great time now that we can play the game, bro.
[09:01:24] How are you doing?
[09:01:26] No, we can't buy that.
[09:01:30] Alrighty.
[09:01:32] Go on, try to help him back any more.
[09:01:35] Be able to buy here soon, hopefully.
[09:01:40] Birthday to.
[09:01:43] Happy birthday, gimmick.
[09:01:45] They not got to stop my birthday.
[09:01:47] There's two guys upstairs.
[09:01:48] Two guys upstairs on the control room.
[09:01:51] Hello?
[09:01:51] Gotcha, gotcha.
[09:01:54] I have one more back.
[09:01:54] And then I'm going to come down for some better money.
[09:01:56] Thank you.
[09:01:57] Further.
[09:01:59] Yeah, I'll grab that.
[09:02:01] One should be spawning in a second
[09:02:10] Maybe not force over here one of them move up to the wood. I'll grab a gun boys
[09:02:13] Give me a second night get my mind you my buns snag
[09:02:17] Okay, sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet. I appreciate that
[09:02:31] We got to get that circle boys. I need to get up into the attack helicopter. We need two more points
[09:02:40] Unlock it unlock it
[09:02:46] Just jump in and press L in the driver seat
[09:02:53] Yeah, I might have to press it twice there we go. All right get in boys
[09:03:01] I don't know what to do.
[09:03:31] I'm on my way.
[09:03:33] Alright listen boys, we gotta go to the tower.
[09:03:35] They need your guys' help.
[09:03:37] They want you to do me up the tower.
[09:03:39] Honest.
[09:03:41] I heard that guy kick small animals.
[09:03:43] What?
[09:03:45] If you say, if you say to remind you.
[09:03:49] Of course, I plan on our team getting 20 points.
[09:03:53] We're going to scope it out.
[09:03:55] If we can, I'll put you up there.
[09:04:01] There's unprevented levels away from the defibrillator.
[09:04:03] That's where we're really making profit.
[09:04:12] Y'all can take it. Give me a second.
[09:04:31] Right here boys, go ahead.
[09:04:33] As they pull.
[09:04:37] They both died.
[09:04:56] Right here, on this crate boys, look at this crate.
[09:04:59] right here on ping right here right there right there there's two there and
[09:05:05] then there's another one on this fence right there
[09:05:12] no no no right here moving he's dead you got someone underneath you guys now I
[09:05:17] don't see him
[09:05:22] no I don't have the attack on the cop yeah someone's getting dropped right here
[09:05:26] I'm paying
[09:05:35] Yeah, we should play zone we should play zone
[09:05:56] Alrighty, I'm gonna come lay on this ticket kid. I'm coming
[09:06:01] Walking boys forgot to move in fast
[09:06:17] There's literally a
[09:06:26] I know I'm in the middle now.
[09:06:30] Full transport over here on that ping!
[09:06:34] It's literally all in.
[09:06:38] Oh no!
[09:06:42] To the west! To the west!
[09:06:46] Like a whole team of them to the west!
[09:06:50] Heard.
[09:06:54] I'm about to kill a couple on the side here.
[09:06:55] It's a healer.
[09:07:06] Guys completely...
[09:07:24] Is that you, Pina?
[09:07:25] That's Pina.
[09:07:26] Hey, he's on the woodpiles.
[09:07:27] On the woodpiles.
[09:07:29] That's where the sniper is.
[09:07:30] Oh, that goes hot.
[09:07:33] What?
[09:07:34] Watch where you're going.
[09:07:35] The one with the woodpiles.
[09:07:36] There's someone on the woodpiles.
[09:07:38] Oh, one out in the open.
[09:07:39] One out in the open.
[09:07:41] It's the one in that whole woodpile area.
[09:07:44] Brother, there is no ammo anywhere.
[09:07:49] Yes.
[09:07:52] Someone sniping your tower to make it look like I'm gonna try to super flank
[09:07:57] What kind of ammo do you need hutch?
[09:08:00] Five five six five five six
[09:08:06] Thank you, thank you
[09:08:11] Dude, I just thought there's snipers literally everywhere you can't even leave the tower
[09:08:15] I got another one so I got around that guy there's a third one and I'm now my
[09:08:21] body's floating down there I will never forgive you guys for leaving me on the
[09:08:25] daycare team I will never forgive you you're on blue team right now I feel
[09:08:32] like I'm in preschool right now
[09:08:40] I mean bro, if one of you guys kill me, I can go get an attack helicopter and clear them all out.
[09:08:58] Alright, I'm gonna go send it to death. I'm gonna go send it. I'm gonna send it. I'm gonna send it.
[09:09:06] Our boy just got killed to the right?
[09:09:10] One dead. I got sniped, though.
[09:09:13] You dead? You dead?
[09:09:15] Nope. I'm still alive. Healing.
[09:09:17] I'm going in! I'm going in!
[09:09:20] I saw how bait works, Peter. I'm dead.
[09:09:23] Oh, I'm going in! I'm going in!
[09:09:26] Yes, yes. Good job. Good job.
[09:09:28] You...
[09:09:30] I see you.
[09:09:32] I see you.
[09:09:34] I see you.
[09:09:36] I see you.
[09:09:38] I was flanking to get the sniper in the wood pile and I had to go across four other snipers
[09:10:04] I'm gonna be honest. I think we abandoned that and go play circle slowly ran out of meds and hear me out
[09:10:09] I think we abandoned it go play circle and if we're gonna hold anything we take church
[09:10:13] Because with church they can't really get up on angles like that
[09:10:18] for baby for baby
[09:10:20] That's
[09:10:30] They are these back here boys. I'm talking is there a lot still should I come over? Oh
[09:10:35] by gimmick
[09:10:37] Dude, is that that mountain? Did you see where I just got shot from? There's at least three snipers on that mountain
[09:10:42] All righty, I'm coming. I'll hopefully we're about our tower
[09:10:46] They're just looking at the town I
[09:10:48] I should be buying armor. You're right. That's a good calm
[09:10:55] That's a great calm
[09:11:00] All righty, I'm airborne boys
[09:11:05] Peanut where are you summit were you?
[09:11:07] I'm in the mountain where the cyborgs are.
[09:11:09] Are they east or wherever he's going to see us?
[09:11:11] I believe he's going to see them out, honestly.
[09:11:13] They're down, uh...
[09:11:15] Literally right in the middle of the, uh, hot zone.
[09:11:18] There's a little mountain. There's at least three snipers there.
[09:11:22] Enemy helicopter landing. Right at the top, right at the tower, right at the tower.
[09:11:26] Oh, my God, you got a ship!
[09:11:31] I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him. Only one jump down.
[09:11:34] I'm going for the cyborgs to the east.
[09:11:35] I'm up here. It just looks like a shitty fight boys. We should go we should go HD right now
[09:11:52] Yeah, our boys are overran.
[09:11:56] Roger, Dodger.
[09:12:04] Yeah, I'm gonna kill that guy here at a moment if I see him.
[09:12:07] Can you throw a ping if you see him?
[09:12:10] These guys are the biggest push-ease.
[09:12:13] I see those guys.
[09:12:14] He's four miles out in the middle of nowhere.
[09:12:17] I thought he might have seen the circle of the map.
[09:12:19] of the map. I should have one died. He's a triathlon. I'm clear on the guys out across
[09:12:32] your guys river I killed two snipers over here
[09:13:02] I'm still carrying them out, gonna need some reinforcements soon though.
[09:13:15] I'm sure you're not even in the server right now hunting my guys.
[09:13:28] This is crazy. This is crazy.
[09:13:36] Buddy bought the game and goes,
[09:13:38] you know what, I'm too not going to put it in.
[09:13:41] Because wait a second, I'm going to go outside the main circle and slide from there.
[09:13:52] Genius must be looting.
[09:14:24] I mean boys, I have fucking these guys up gentlemen, I'm trying
[09:14:33] I'm overlooking the mountain right now
[09:14:38] Got one, got one, oh my god there's a pile of bodies down there
[09:14:49] I
[09:15:04] I'm under the touch
[09:15:06] I am absolutely raising hell
[09:15:10] That is a highly neighbor's place to be
[09:15:13] It really is quite dangerous
[09:15:15] That is going to be a doctor's situation, certify doctor's situation.
[09:15:20] I'm looking at you, gimmick, I'm keeping it over.
[09:15:22] Woo!
[09:15:23] I've got one on my porch.
[09:15:24] Thank you, sir.
[09:15:25] There's more.
[09:15:26] Yeah, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
[09:15:29] There's some above me too at that stone wall.
[09:15:31] Got it.
[09:15:32] I hear him talking.
[09:15:33] I'm reloading right now.
[09:15:35] Coming over to you.
[09:15:38] Oh, I see him.
[09:15:40] I see him up on your hill.
[09:15:42] yep yep yep I'm just healing up real quick
[09:15:51] on you gimmick on you on that one I got one nice I see some other church
[09:15:59] She's going too fast right now, go slow down.
[09:16:13] I'm looking at you.
[09:16:15] Oh, I'm surrounded.
[09:16:17] I go down here and there's guys everywhere.
[09:16:20] Somebody's sniping me from the down hill.
[09:16:25] That's...
[09:16:26] Heard.
[09:16:27] I'm down. I'm down. I took out a good a good amount of shots and went down swinging.
[09:16:36] Are you still alive? No, but they're still they're still at least a few over there.
[09:16:43] I'm looking down the hill. I'm not seeing anybody. They're like...
[09:16:50] They're like, yeah, they're in the circle and these houses, P.
[09:16:57] Oh my God, they are.
[09:17:00] Okay, give it.
[09:17:02] Yeah, I'm with you.
[09:17:07] I'm looking through the heli.
[09:17:09] You got a helicopter coming in on your feet?
[09:17:27] Helicopter dead.
[09:17:29] What's this?
[09:17:31] A breeze.
[09:17:33] Nice nice nice nice nice all right you guys got people up all around you on the
[09:17:41] outside I'm looking for them
[09:17:47] yep up on the hill I see that guy
[09:17:58] one hill guy dead
[09:18:03] I'm with you, man. I fuck you.
[09:18:05] I'm the hill.
[09:18:06] Fuck you, hunch. Fuck you. We're not in the hill.
[09:18:11] Alrighty, I'm out of ammo. I'll be back.
[09:18:13] Got you, Jack. Oh, got the footway. You got it, boss.
[09:18:18] I got this, boys.
[09:18:20] Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
[09:18:23] Yo, what a ride! What a rocket, boys!
[09:18:27] Holy shit!
[09:18:33] I
[09:18:38] Was crazy I
[09:18:43] Know we figured it out a little bit dude
[09:18:46] Well, I see time to read to the map right at the edges of the circle what what?
[09:18:52] No, no, no, no, what the fuck?
[09:18:59] No
[09:19:03] Oh
[09:19:07] War dogs
[09:19:17] What oh my god, oh my goodness
[09:19:23] Give me I'm joining you
[09:19:25] I will be right here.
[09:19:27] I will admit that I am a God's great gates.
[09:19:30] I unfortunately did not see the gentleman three inches to my right.
[09:19:34] I got glaucoma in my right eye.
[09:19:36] Was that a war dog's crash?
[09:19:40] That was sticky keys.
[09:19:43] Bro, you're telling me we haven't disabled sticky fucking keys?
[09:19:49] Gav!
[09:19:52] Keyboard shortcut for sticky keys.
[09:19:54] off hey hutch you must have swung through my town it says it says it's off
[09:20:07] it wasn't sticky keys bro like everything's like fucking it's screwed
[09:20:17] right now I can't even I can't even use
[09:20:24] all right boys well I'm in the queue I crashed for some reason oh no that's
[09:20:38] what happened to the lemon what's the damage you well I don't want to say it
[09:20:54] I don't want to say it I'm I'm gonna mute
[09:21:05] kill me grab a knife and kill me with it in game
[09:21:19] Dude I was feeling so good and the helly man we're actually starting to cook in it
[09:21:38] It's shit.
[09:22:06] You guys are gonna be pissed.
[09:22:08] go ahead go ahead and salt me go ahead and salt me and salt me
[09:22:38] insult me go ahead go ahead just don't hit me in the face it's all I asked just
[09:22:46] don't just don't hit me in the face that's all I'm asking go ahead go ahead
[09:22:53] go ahead go ahead go ahead go ahead I deserve it I deserve it go ahead yes
[09:23:04] Yes, yes, now can we be lovers again?
[09:23:07] Can we be lovers again please?
[09:23:10] I'm begging.
[09:23:13] Can we be lovers again?
[09:23:15] Okay, alright, thank you.
[09:23:19] Are we all feeling okay now?
[09:23:20] Are we ready to go fuck these pussies up or what?
[09:23:25] Are we all good?
[09:23:30] Are we all good?
[09:23:34] bitch. Pusse. Alright, we're back. Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Yo, Pina,
[09:23:53] the open up the group up me yeah yeah yeah welcome back
[09:24:04] very uh very quickly huh very uh hmm am I detecting a little streamer privilege
[09:24:11] am I detecting a little streamer privilege buddy I have already been called
[09:24:15] multiple slurs multiple slurs okay I'm good I'll be ready let's go the dream the
[09:24:31] dream
[09:24:45] Where are they ice-pealed ice-pealed I see one
[09:25:01] Oh, I want you.
[09:25:28] Holy fuck!
[09:25:34] Hope I see you!
[09:25:58] You should have never fucked with me, Tower.
[09:26:21] Shooters, let me pick on your truck driver.
[09:26:34] You should have never, you should have never shot at me.
[09:27:51] dumbass
[09:28:21] All right, this is pretty cleared out
[09:28:25] Yes, sir, give me that worth it worth it
[09:28:31] worth it
[09:28:32] worth it
[09:28:34] worth it
[09:28:35] Air cleared. Hey, there's six of them in one of me. That's worth it boys
[09:28:41] Just make sure we grab armor this time
[09:28:51] Alright, we get healed now. Let's do this. Let's go get in our heli and go again, baby.
[09:29:20] Yo, what up bro? I'll let you in one second.
[09:29:30] Yo, if you want, you can get a spotter scope. Oh, you can't hear me.
[09:29:40] Okay, that doesn't fly, Mr. M.
[09:29:50] Hey, what up?
[09:29:54] What up, Poppy?
[09:29:56] What up, Poppy?
[09:29:58] Listen, if you want, you can hang out in here, you can jump.
[09:30:02] Or if you want to make a ton of money, grab a spotter scope after we go back on this, after this little run,
[09:30:09] And you can get a shit ton of money as I'm murdering people in this alley.
[09:30:12] Up to you though.
[09:30:15] I like money.
[09:30:17] Alrighty.
[09:30:17] Oh, whenever we go back, get a spotter scope.
[09:30:20] I just need you every time we kill someone to go,
[09:30:23] Hoya!
[09:30:24] Let me hear one.
[09:30:27] Hoya!
[09:30:27] Alright, wonderful.
[09:30:28] Get them ready.
[09:30:29] Music, engaged.
[09:30:39] I'm going to get a different angle.
[09:31:07] We got the rail dead.
[09:31:17] Let me go help peanut.
[09:31:19] Eyes up, eyes up, eyes up.
[09:31:21] Call him out if you see him.
[09:31:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[09:31:31] Chopper take off
[09:31:38] Yeah, I've heard we're gonna hit this tower I
[09:31:43] Think gave up tower
[09:31:50] Oh, yeah, I see him down there
[09:32:01] one dead come on give me a shot you bastards oh yeah inside
[09:32:26] We're out of time for it.
[09:32:56] Keep that ass, keep that ass.
[09:33:26] I
[09:33:44] Know if it gets close
[09:33:56] Right on our six, right on our six.
[09:34:08] I'm just on question.
[09:34:11] Yeah, we're right where we want them.
[09:34:16] He's down.
[09:34:18] Yeah, yeah.
[09:34:23] Reloading gunners.
[09:34:26] I love you, baby! I love you, baby!
[09:34:56] Let's go, baby!
[09:34:58] Took a lot of gear, but we're here, boys.
[09:35:06] All right, let's head to the zone.
[09:35:16] All right, let's end the zone.
[09:35:21] Fire!
[09:35:33] Where they at, boys? Talk to me!
[09:35:35] I see him.
[09:35:37] Yeah, I see him. I see him. I see him.
[09:35:40] Towards the circle.
[09:35:46] Oh
[09:35:56] You mean that I didn't tip
[09:36:02] All right
[09:36:05] We're out
[09:36:09] Boys I gotta get ammo then I'll clear out that roof okay
[09:36:12] I'm out of ammo.
[09:36:13] I'm out of the search engine, Rodney.
[09:36:15] All right, we gotta go get some ammo.
[09:36:16] Make sure you get a spotter scoop, OK?
[09:36:18] Oh, fuck, the mother fire back there.
[09:36:20] Ooh, that's a tough cross.
[09:36:24] Whoo!
[09:36:25] Whoo!
[09:36:32] Got one.
[09:36:33] I got him.
[09:36:34] I got him.
[09:36:35] Still another one crawling up there?
[09:36:37] Yeah, I'll make.
[09:36:38] I love it.
[09:36:42] Oh, dude, it's so much fun flying this thing, especially whenever there's like not a lot
[09:36:51] of I'm gonna get this honed in so whenever people have the what's it called the anti
[09:36:59] air dude I'm gonna be able to rock them
[09:37:03] That was it.
[09:37:10] And he's done it.
[09:37:11] No.
[09:37:13] I'll give it up for my buddy.
[09:37:15] Give me that piece of equipment.
[09:37:16] Don't worry.
[09:37:17] I'm going to get some equipment.
[09:37:18] I'm going to get some equipment.
[09:37:19] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
[09:37:20] He's just staying in.
[09:37:22] I'll, uh, I'll hide you over there.
[09:37:23] He's down, he's down.
[09:37:27] I don't think you guys can see yourselves on the beach.
[09:37:28] Do a different kind of one.
[09:37:30] Do me a favor, if you can, I'll buy the ammo, just get yourself a backpack, okay?
[09:37:36] And we're gonna fill your backpack with ammo as well.
[09:37:42] Okay, okay, I'll empty my backpack out and we'll fill me up.
[09:37:46] Sick.
[09:37:48] Oh, shit.
[09:38:00] All right, there you go, spotter scope and backpack.
[09:38:21] You know me?
[09:38:22] Just filling up dudes.
[09:38:23] What can I say?
[09:38:24] What can I say?
[09:38:25] No, no, no, I'm running the attack shopper, man. It's all yours
[09:38:41] Appreciate you bro. Appreciate you keep dropping them on the hog zone
[09:38:45] Come on in. All right, Phillip. Just hit F go to access fill up with ammo and I'll buy more
[09:38:55] Do you see it?
[09:39:00] Yeah, they're a three-way unmatched standard F&J, right?
[09:39:07] Yep, just grab as many of those in your bag as you can.
[09:39:10] Yep, yep, yep, yep, I'm full.
[09:39:20] All right, it doesn't look like we can grab more. Let's get out there
[09:39:31] All right round two, let's get them
[09:39:36] All right boys, let's go gentlemen
[09:39:40] Flying hutchman is on his way. Where do you need me? Oh my god? That is the coolest game I've ever heard. Oh
[09:39:46] Oh my god, that is the coolest game I've ever heard Mr. Hotch.
[09:39:51] Where do you need me, boss?
[09:39:53] I can literally hear my streamer's got a microphone.
[09:40:01] Alright, I'm heading over. I'm heading over.
[09:40:09] Lock in!
[09:40:10] I'm not the guy in the circle, boys. We might win this. We might get to leave.
[09:40:13] Alright, I'm gonna go terrorize that tower until you guys tell me you need me.
[09:40:19] Oh yeah.
[09:40:21] You gotta get out of here.
[09:40:25] I just realized how far the circle of guts have been fighting for my life.
[09:40:29] Look at that thing.
[09:40:31] You're breaking it.
[09:40:33] Look at that tower.
[09:40:35] Look at the top of that tower.
[09:40:37] Mark those guys before I kill them.
[09:40:39] They ain't just...
[09:40:41] Aint a thing?
[09:40:43] What?
[09:40:45] Because like us they are not us.
[09:40:47] I'm just saying.
[09:40:49] Heyness if they ain't us.
[09:40:51] Wait, hold quick.
[09:40:53] Look at the box there.
[09:40:55] Hmm... if they ain't us.
[09:40:57] If they ain't us.
[09:40:59] They ain't us.
[09:41:01] They ain't us.
[09:41:03] They ain't us.
[09:41:05] Who is this bitch, please?
[09:41:07] Follow me in this neighborhood.
[09:41:17] I've ended up...
[09:41:19] A lot of my guys are up here, so it looks like a ton of rad to get this party to the east of the circle.
[09:41:24] Do you have a watch up on this hill?
[09:41:26] Wait, do you actually come right with me so you can get a watch?
[09:41:29] Okay, I have no meds.
[09:41:30] Half-elves, no meds.
[09:41:31] I'll shoot you through the body.
[09:41:32] I'll shoot you through the body.
[09:42:33] This guy, no 9x19 on him.
[09:42:37] Nice, nice, nice.
[09:42:40] Let him get comfortable. Let's go kill him at the zone.
[09:42:43] Alright. Okay, hold on now.
[09:42:45] Okay, hold on.
[09:42:47] Stay, stay, stay there. I'm just healing.
[09:42:49] Two, five more!
[09:42:51] Ladies and gentlemen, on the stairwell.
[09:42:56] No left.
[09:42:57] I'm praying out that path for you guys, I'm trying.
[09:43:26] he's fly out
[09:43:36] your pathway all the way up is clear get up that staircase
[09:43:39] there's a guy right there
[09:43:50] two I think there's two
[09:43:52] I
[09:44:22] I'm looking boys. Where are they? Where are they?
[09:44:38] I'm dead. My information's added. Oh, oh, oh. To the, um, to the west of us, to the west
[09:44:44] of my body. West of me and someone's body. Oh, no.
[09:44:49] Okay, scene. I see him. I see him. I see him. Give me a second Pete. Get ready to play for him.
[09:45:03] I'm looking for him. I'm looking for him. I'm looking for him.
[09:45:10] One's close. One's close. They're on you, Pete. On you.
[09:45:15] Nice.
[09:45:15] I'm looking I'm looking at you I'm looking at you on that hill maybe no you're good
[09:45:36] kill that guy go for him go for him I'm holding
[09:45:45] you got him you got him
[09:45:58] I got him, I got him, I got him.
[09:46:00] I got him, I got him.
[09:46:01] Do you want me to chop it?
[09:46:02] He's coming in!
[09:46:13] I'm gonna leave you.
[09:46:15] One down, one side down.
[09:46:16] Where are you taking me?
[09:46:20] See if you can see me having to fit by you.
[09:46:23] That's a laugh, that's a laugh.
[09:46:25] Oh, shit.
[09:46:26] But we're little so little, we feel cold since he's sitting in your bubble.
[09:46:33] He's down to cramps.
[09:46:38] We'll be five dollars!
[09:46:40] And we just need a little whelm!
[09:46:45] We'll be five dollars, Alphard!
[09:46:48] We'll be five dollars!
[09:46:56] Hey, do you have any more ammo or no?
[09:47:02] Alrighty, we're gonna head back.
[09:47:06] You getting money?
[09:47:08] Oh yeah, oh yeah, we're getting rich over here.
[09:47:12] Fuck yeah.
[09:47:14] I gave you all my extra ammo when I-
[09:47:18] You two finally got banned? We lasted a while!
[09:47:22] We have noticed that.
[09:47:24] Oh, here it is.
[09:47:25] I did find a fountain on the floor.
[09:47:26] I was wondering where that came from.
[09:47:28] I found it.
[09:47:30] Good, good, good, good, good, good.
[09:47:32] That's great to hear.
[09:47:34] I'd circle through it once, would be I believe it.
[09:47:36] Hey, we lasted a while.
[09:47:37] Fuck yeah, worth it, bro.
[09:47:39] 100%, 100,000% worth it.
[09:47:41] I didn't like 10 minutes.
[09:47:43] 100% worth it.
[09:47:47] Wait, is the music too loud?
[09:47:49] I can turn it down during that.
[09:47:50] Sorry, I'm just fucking in the zone.
[09:47:52] just got banned yeah I'm over here playing fucking Led Zepp Len AC DC at
[09:47:59] full blast mowing people down I'm having a blast fantastic fantastic
[09:48:06] good work mr. Hunt good work send them all over here good work mr. Hunt excellent
[09:48:15] I'm back. We can we can leave it down for the I'm not gonna be out for too much longer.
[09:48:25] It's okay. I love all of them now.
[09:48:28] Hold on for a minute. Give me a greenie, Mike. Right behind you.
[09:48:34] Oh! Oh, come on! Here's the one and five!
[09:48:38] Really?
[09:48:39] Oh, it's just a fancy blow.
[09:48:43] That's not a blow.
[09:48:46] Give it to me! Give it to me!
[09:48:49] Oh! Is that you?
[09:48:51] I'm coming for you!
[09:48:52] No! No!
[09:48:54] Gotcha! Gotcha! Gotcha!
[09:48:59] You see me? Do you see me?
[09:49:00] Yeah, yeah, I do break the window.
[09:49:03] I'll repay you. I'll repay you.
[09:49:05] The window?
[09:49:06] Yeah, I know!
[09:49:07] I'm gonna see you!
[09:49:09] You said it was F, right?
[09:49:11] Yeah, F, scroll down, press access, and just right click that ammo, top right.
[09:49:20] Got it!
[09:49:24] That should give you some assists as well after I kill people.
[09:49:31] Go get them, man.
[09:49:33] I'm sorry, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, boss.
[09:49:42] Let's go.
[09:49:44] Alright, YouTube, I know you guys are back, but let me explain something to you how YouTube works.
[09:49:51] Anytime I play music, it's going to ban the string from this point forward.
[09:49:55] So if I were you, I'd go ahead and make sure you have Twitch open so you don't miss nothing,
[09:50:00] because I promise you it will for sure get banned again the moment I play this song okay
[09:50:05] so just prepare you will have to come to Twitch and say it's honestly at this
[09:50:10] point it's worth you probably just watching on Twitch okay all right
[09:50:14] let's go don't worry tomorrow we'll I'll make sure I'm a little bit more
[09:50:20] restricted with the music so you guys don't have to do this
[09:50:30] I'm here boys talk to me. Where are they? I hit him he's lit. He's lit. Steps in the stairs. Steps in the stairs.
[09:50:38] Heard, heard, heard, heard, heard, heard, heard. I have an angle soon.
[09:50:44] I see him. I see him. I see him. I can kill him all. Give me a second. Give me. Play your life. Play your life. Play your life.
[09:50:54] I didn't kill a single one of the first fly by I'll get them on this one I swear
[09:51:07] I
[09:51:26] See one I see one give me a second boys
[09:51:37] On that staircase right above you guys
[09:51:52] That's been the biggest waste of time so far
[09:51:59] We all up back in give these guys some oversight
[09:52:07] front door front door church front door
[09:52:15] church I'm looking at the church I'm
[09:52:24] trying to help I'm trying to get an
[09:52:34] They're inside the building. None of them are outside. They're hoeing up. They're scared.
[09:52:47] They're not giving me any angles. Nice, nice. Nice pig. I got you guys outside. Get in there and I'll hold it until he's out.
[09:52:53] Oh, this way, this way, this way. Oh, shit. No!
[09:52:57] Sir, where's he coming? Where's he coming? Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.
[09:53:01] Oh my goodness.
[09:53:03] All my ways.
[09:53:05] I'm coming back.
[09:53:11] Are we going to shoot on the fire?
[09:53:13] No, no, no, no.
[09:53:15] Look at the bunch of women.
[09:53:17] That's landmark in there.
[09:53:21] Ooh, it's not looking good for the boys.
[09:53:25] Fuck.
[09:53:27] an angle on this. I'm so sorry.
[09:53:57] I
[09:54:05] All right jump jump jump jump jump I
[09:54:11] Could not that whole life
[09:54:15] Fucking control the heli to stop swaying backwards and forth to ship holy shit. That was brutal
[09:54:22] That was such a bad angle on that church. I just could not figure it out
[09:54:27] All right, we had a couple good runs
[09:54:32] Those guys saying see you later buddy though. I'm about to fucking go crazy
[09:54:36] I was gonna just there. I'm gonna stay up in the sky. I dare them to stay up in the sky. Oh
[09:54:44] Dude, you're so fucking lucky. I bought the wrong one out of anger shit. I wish they made it to where I could refund
[09:54:51] That was Gav or I'm getting sniped by my own mods are you fucking serious are you so fucking for real
[09:55:13] With my co-pilot at
[09:55:15] did he die? is this him?
[09:55:19] oh yeah Nelly sorry about that
[09:55:22] I should have killed that motherfucker
[09:55:29] are you good? it was scoped, it was scoped
[09:55:31] no dude I missed like so many shots it was terrible
[09:55:35] alright let's go fuck him up
[09:55:37] hey stay up in the sky Gath, stay up in the sky that's an order
[09:55:42] Stay out there!
[09:55:43] I'm in the stream!
[09:55:48] Listen, we're gonna have to drop the YouTube stream for good for the rest of the day before
[09:55:55] I get permaband, okay?
[09:55:57] Just come on over to kickin' the Twitch.
[09:56:01] If you don't want to watch ads, you can always watch on kick, boys.
[09:56:07] Yes, I'm not trying to get parm out YouTube said no more, and I see you all.
[09:56:33] Oh, the church wants to dole again.
[09:56:55] If I can fly it, come on, Terrence.
[09:57:16] 3
[09:57:32] Look out already side the church
[09:57:46] Go get your friend!
[09:57:55] Let's go out the circle.
[09:57:59] Fuck yeah.
[09:58:16] Nice.
[09:58:19] From the bridge?
[09:58:23] Look bridge.
[09:58:26] Got a bruise on the bridge.
[09:58:29] Same.
[09:58:36] Hang on, straighten her up.
[09:58:46] Let's go from this side.
[09:58:53] Oh, I see that guy.
[09:58:59] Get out on the tire.
[10:00:08] We let them respawn.
[10:00:18] Let them get up.
[10:00:19] We let them get up.
[10:00:20] We let them get up.
[10:00:21] We want this to happen.
[10:00:23] And then get a good angle.
[10:00:27] Send them.
[10:00:36] of
[10:00:43] the
[10:00:52] death
[10:00:57] of
[10:01:05] set back the sound
[10:01:27] come on baby
[10:01:35] Fuck!
[10:01:42] Good life! Good life!
[10:01:52] I'm on that tree! Good life! Good life! Good life!
[10:01:57] I killed a guy underneath the tree with my rubble!
[10:02:00] hahaha
[10:02:02] shit so
[10:02:04] Hey, we're making money and that's what matters. I got you. That's what matters. We are making money right now
[10:02:16] And dude, I'm loving this this is so much fun
[10:02:20] This is so much fun
[10:02:23] We're leveling up our helly. We're doing great things. How y'all doing right now?
[10:02:30] Good.
[10:02:30] Really good.
[10:02:31] And if I don't get to ask about YouTube, it's functioning fine.
[10:02:34] I'm fine.
[10:02:35] I'm fine.
[10:02:36] You're doing great on YouTube.
[10:02:38] That's good to know.
[10:02:39] I've been spying it so many times, I can't scream anymore today on it.
[10:02:44] That'll happen.
[10:02:46] That'll happen.
[10:02:48] That'll happen.
[10:02:49] That'll happen.
[10:02:50] Gotta be careful.
[10:02:51] Peanut, I'm telling you right now, bro.
[10:02:53] Flying around in this, Ellie.
[10:02:55] And actually killing people.
[10:02:57] And jump.
[10:02:59] Wait, your YouTube's gone?
[10:03:01] No, uh, I am gone.
[10:03:03] I've been through life.
[10:03:05] My soul has ascended up to the heavens.
[10:03:07] My mortal body lay here and shambles blood everywhere.
[10:03:12] I have no longer been able to grasp
[10:03:16] the consciousness and the sentience of life.
[10:03:23] Alright, you're making money, right? You're making good money?
[10:03:27] Oh, yeah.
[10:03:35] Oh, God.
[10:03:37] Flying Helly all game looks boring.
[10:03:39] We're making so much money.
[10:03:41] Oh, shit.
[10:03:42] We have 48 kills, buddy.
[10:03:44] Fuck you.
[10:03:48] Oh, my God, they're here.
[10:03:49] Oh, they're in the houses with us.
[10:03:51] I know, he can't have the frame open, right?
[10:04:17] pushing in the building, pushing in y'all's building.
[10:04:47] I've just had a guy revive me, never met him before, he immediately lays eggs my body
[10:05:01] and has a lousy canvas by my foot.
[10:05:03] I'm gonna help her!
[10:05:04] Hey, hey, hey guys.
[10:05:05] You just have that effect on me, will you?
[10:05:06] I'm a hundred percent out of time!
[10:05:07] I'm gonna help her!
[10:05:08] I'm gonna help her!
[10:05:09] I'm gonna help her!
[10:05:10] I'm gonna help her!
[10:05:11] I'm gonna help her!
[10:05:12] I'm gonna help her!
[10:05:13] I'm gonna help her!
[10:05:14] I'm gonna help her!
[10:05:15] I'm gonna help her!
[10:05:16] I'm going to do SMG next round so I can get D-Pips.
[10:05:37] What level do you need to be?
[10:06:10] Oh, you're taking time, Bob Boss!
[10:06:40] Aaaaaaah!
[10:06:59] With a little wild, deep, guys over here.
[10:07:02] Wild boys.
[10:07:05] They're so very aggressive, it's because the war has changed them.
[10:07:09] I'll come back for you, church bitches.
[10:07:26] Yeah, I hear ya, boss.
[10:07:30] I'm sorry, Daley.
[10:07:31] I would have responded if I were you, son.
[10:07:35] Yeah, I'm gonna load it up.
[10:07:42] Alright.
[10:07:47] Let's go, baby.
[10:08:00] Let's go baby!
[10:08:02] I see those guys.
[10:08:31] Where'd they go?
[10:08:44] Don't worry there.
[10:08:51] Oh no.
[10:08:53] Ay-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-y
[10:09:02] FUCK!
[10:09:05] I shouldn't turn the way I wanted...
[10:09:08] All good, the game's over anyways...
[10:09:11] Hey! Not bad! Not bad! Not bad! Not bad!
[10:09:16] Listen, sometimes like...
[10:09:18] I don't know how to explain!
[10:09:19] Honestly, you know what I might do?
[10:09:23] I might take back off flight assist after this game just to see how I like it because
[10:09:29] what happens is is when you're making a lot of big turns the flight assist is like pulling
[10:09:36] against your last turn because it's trying to correct you.
[10:09:40] So then you try and make that adjustment and you're going against your flight assist and
[10:09:45] it just rocks your ass.
[10:09:48] What's up baby?
[10:09:50] Hi.
[10:09:51] No, I'm all good.
[10:09:53] I'm all good.
[10:09:55] Probably one more game.
[10:09:58] I know that line that show is so good.
[10:10:01] These ones, thank you.
[10:10:04] These were our first game ever. Oh my goodness.
[10:10:06] That'll do.
[10:10:08] I'll take some more breaks.
[10:10:10] But I have contributed almost nothing in any game I've played in the last seven full hours.
[10:10:17] I haven't gotten to my flow state.
[10:10:20] check the kills boys check the kills
[10:10:30] that's left to me to suffer landmark how'd you like that helly bro you got me
[10:10:37] once you little bitch you're on the ground like talking
[10:10:49] I was like, what are you doing
[10:10:59] over here?
[10:11:01] That doesn't count.
[10:11:03] What do you mean, bro?
[10:11:05] That was multiple times where you guys were pinned down and I killed the Cypers.
[10:11:09] That doesn't count.
[10:11:11] Kills only count when it's man to man.
[10:11:13] Hand to hand combat.
[10:11:15] Green team, join, join, join.
[10:11:17] combat Mr. Hodge.
[10:11:19] Alright, nothing ever counts.
[10:11:21] You know, in the beginning, when that guy dragged you off the tower, I was fucking dying.
[10:11:26] Guys, I was...
[10:11:28] One second, can I?
[10:11:30] I did not commit a...
[10:11:32] Let go, let go.
[10:11:33] Viewers, can you please not all just try and join the green team?
[10:11:38] Can you guys please join the blue and the red team?
[10:11:41] Spongulators, do not disrespect them.
[10:11:43] Well, you're not the only fucking streamer, cock sucker, okay?
[10:11:46] other people here too. And I
[10:11:52] can we can we swap it to blue
[10:11:54] then you want to go blue team.
[10:11:56] Oh, not really. Not really.
[10:11:58] Well, okay. Well, I'll just sit
[10:12:00] here and spam and hopefully we
[10:12:02] get a good with that. I'm doing
[10:12:04] that. I'm good with that.
[10:12:06] I'm good with that. I'm good with
[10:12:08] that. I'm good with that. I'm
[10:12:10] good with that. I'm good with
[10:12:12] that. I'm good with that.
[10:12:14] if you guys are not at all it won't affect me you guys are just gonna be
[10:12:22] getting hit with that heli
[10:12:27] yeah watch me I don't care
[10:12:33] I'm pulling landmark right now it's bad over there it's bad
[10:12:44] They mark you out in green, right?
[10:12:46] I'm on green, yeah, yeah.
[10:12:49] Mr. Nutt, are you on green?
[10:12:55] I'm still spamming.
[10:12:59] I am as well.
[10:13:02] You're on green?
[10:13:04] No, no, no, I'm spamming.
[10:13:08] Yeeeaah.
[10:13:10] Ooh, only 10 slash left.
[10:13:14] I
[10:13:22] All right, I'm gonna go blue team. You love boys. Oh, I got in coach. I got in
[10:13:31] Hey, they're just dude, there's so many people watching and trying to join the server
[10:13:35] It's I don't think it's fine. I don't know the server then I see I find it safe in its food service every game
[10:13:40] game. Um, it's always going to get on the same team. Yeah, everyone's already in. It's
[10:13:47] it's not a big deal, man. I don't mind. I got in. I almost lost so too. I got in right
[10:13:54] at the end there. I'm losing hope. Well, you didn't get in yet, peanut. I'm not in
[10:14:01] reach you get now come join blue team with us you know what no
[10:14:09] we committed wait let's do it lose this game yeah I'm on the left or
[10:14:13] whatever you want to play but I'm gone this game
[10:14:18] bro I'll just do it I'm gonna be honest I'm really enjoying the flying and
[10:14:23] especially if I'm going against the boys like I have to fuck them up with the
[10:14:27] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[10:14:30] Especially, Peanut.
[10:14:31] Let's have to.
[10:14:33] I have to.
[10:14:35] And David this way, his entire team is going to be running around with him.
[10:14:39] It's just going to be free pickings.
[10:14:44] I'm not very, very shoot at you.
[10:14:46] No, I'm not very shoot at you.
[10:14:49] I'll let my door, my door, my small.
[10:14:52] Make it.
[10:14:57] I don't think I'm getting on VTB, I don't think I'm getting on VTB, I don't know, blue team
[10:15:10] on it.
[10:15:11] That blue team is yet again still an option.
[10:15:14] I was just spamming the green team.
[10:15:15] Guys, guys, now that I'm on the blue team, the open team is red team.
[10:15:19] The open team is red.
[10:15:20] Yeah.
[10:15:21] Because there's a lot of space you left.
[10:15:24] Motherfucker
[10:15:36] Once you reveal your steam or any of us have our steams revealed, they can join off of our recent game on their steams list.
[10:15:54] Wait, what's going on, brother?
[10:15:57] Have you seen the guy that was in PMAAT's voice?
[10:16:01] That was in Sheets.com?
[10:16:03] No, I haven't seen it, but let's stop saying it.
[10:16:06] Let's stop saying it. Let's stop saying it.
[10:16:08] Okay.
[10:16:10] Well, Green Team all died.
[10:16:12] Green Team all died. This is a perfect, perfect situation for y'all.
[10:16:16] I'm gonna get you in.
[10:16:22] If you got parachutes, jump out in these trees.
[10:16:25] If you don't, I'll lay here in a sec.
[10:16:46] go ahead boys absolutely good luck out there
[10:17:00] nice alrighty now I think we go we get a gun and we come back and we fight until
[10:17:11] 20. Yeah. Wait, you swap, you swap servers?
[10:17:25] That's our service.
[10:17:28] So you went to the right?
[10:17:29] I see every single person in life.
[10:17:58] There's already a queue for that server big dog
[10:18:01] Are you serious?
[10:18:02] Yeah, oh my god. That have been fast.
[10:18:06] I don't even see my screen.
[10:18:07] What the fuck?
[10:18:09] There's gotta be some kind of join recent players
[10:18:12] No, I don't think it might just be there's so many fucking people that a new server
[10:18:19] Well, no, there's a lot wait. There's a lot of servers in zero
[10:18:22] All right. I'm switching servers. I'm switching servers.
[10:18:24] There's a lot of zero
[10:18:25] Oh, are you guys ready I join I'm ready join now
[10:18:38] I mean
[10:18:39] Hotch is a period of life that might be why people are joining as well as summit you aren't either wait
[10:18:45] Are we are we saying what to eat? I just waited visible
[10:18:49] No, I literally just joined off you. I wouldn't be able to do that
[10:18:52] I'm invisible as well is invisible not work you guys wait I don't know yeah
[10:19:03] dude how is this every year team what team a team the best team okay well
[10:19:13] back what's what's the best team yeah we're back in out again I don't think
[10:19:29] somebody's joining guys I don't I don't think we got him I don't think he's
[10:19:37] join it. Yo what up dude? What up? What up bro? What up?
[10:19:50] I'm the best pilot in the game. I'm the best pilot. Listen, whatever I had, I'm not that.
[10:20:06] I am not fat you piece of shit
[10:20:12] I
[10:20:13] Don't want to leak it if someone's not in yet
[10:20:20] No, bro, listen, I'm trying I'm trying to level up my flying boss. All right, I'll be flying
[10:20:26] I'm gonna be fine. All right, you know what? Okay. Hey, I'll get in yours and I'll see my dog my dog my dog come on
[10:20:36] get a kid get a kid what are y'all saying what you bitch
[10:20:48] you said he had a better fastball oh this guy's already called me a washed up
[10:20:52] fat ass I don't know what to say you said your fastball
[10:20:56] How'd you go?
[10:20:57] Thank you sir!
[10:21:01] Alright, how'd you know pressure?
[10:21:02] How'd you do chopper?
[10:21:03] I will be...
[10:21:03] I'm a chopper, I'm flying some guys over.
[10:21:07] I should have brought the big heli.
[10:21:09] Shit.
[10:21:12] You know, we could probably get a little more speed.
[10:21:15] A little lower to the ground maybe.
[10:21:19] Yeah, yeah, there we go, there we go.
[10:21:20] As our team is early crashing heli's, they're in trouble.
[10:21:30] What do you want, Pete?
[10:21:31] What?
[10:21:32] Continue off you.
[10:21:33] I'm just going to have to go on the steam side with the Vesemian and see if I can have
[10:21:36] some of the two bayonets, you know, and I can very much like them.
[10:21:38] How he got to the game, and guess what he said?
[10:21:40] Guess what he said?
[10:21:41] I joined off Hines.
[10:21:42] All right, I'll hide.
[10:21:43] I'll hide.
[10:21:44] I'm sorry.
[10:21:45] Are you not hiding?
[10:21:46] Are you out there, bro?
[10:21:47] No, bro.
[10:21:48] Oh, I had to fucking turn it off earlier
[10:21:53] You ready boys
[10:22:02] I'ma land you here so you're with them, okay
[10:22:09] All right
[10:22:18] I'm just just a blanket
[10:22:21] Oh, can you shut the fuck up?
[10:22:23] That's why you can do bad jumps
[10:22:26] Ha ha ha ha, I
[10:22:28] I actually hate you all. I hate you all
[10:22:32] Hey
[10:22:34] Is this your map by the way?
[10:22:36] Oh, did you release? No, it's not. No, the map is released. This is your map. I believe that
[10:22:41] Oh, cool
[10:22:43] I'm a graphic kid and I'm gonna go fight on this next life. Feel free to take the hell
[10:22:49] the after I land it is it like a lot different a lot of like buildings
[10:23:13] Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, okay.
[10:23:28] Beautiful landing, beautiful landing.
[10:23:31] Alright, I'm gonna take all you guys, and then I'll grab a gear set. Come on.
[10:23:36] I'm at the tower, I'm at the tower. Hurry and buy, hurry and buy!
[10:23:40] I
[10:23:51] Jack come on
[10:23:54] You're with me right now. I don't want to be with you. You're with I you would be right here
[10:24:00] You got a coach hold down a little mouse and then you're down
[10:24:03] Pull your mouth down and like
[10:24:07] Alrighty
[10:24:10] I
[10:24:40] Boys!
[10:24:45] We have to go home!
[10:24:48] All right, listen, we're jumping out on me, all right?
[10:24:51] We're gonna kill the entire team
[10:24:52] for a whole new circle.
[10:24:53] We got the parachute.
[10:24:55] I'll let y'all know when.
[10:24:56] What's up, Pete?
[10:24:59] I hope you're gonna land it
[10:25:01] because I don't have a parachute.
[10:25:02] Gotcha.
[10:25:06] Now I'm gonna drop you guys and then we'll land it.
[10:25:10] I'm a land and I'm a land
[10:25:27] You can save his shoes
[10:25:40] I do a hundred you kids
[10:25:57] I dare you guys to get out of that hell yeah, I dare you come on come get some
[10:26:08] Mr. Air Yeager is one of my most trusted stream snipers was a bit rusted in the game
[10:26:27] There's certainly by seeing like oh, I can count on him
[10:26:39] They're lit up in there they're lit up in there
[10:26:57] I got to get ammo.
[10:27:02] Wait, close the door, close the door!
[10:27:07] I saw you eating those fuckin' chicken fillet fries.
[10:27:12] That's on brand.
[10:27:15] Bro, stop cooking me for having lunch, you jackass!
[10:27:20] Stop cooking me for having lunch, you jackass!
[10:27:31] He made 150k off of marking people in my chopper? Wait, is that real?
[10:27:40] These bastards.
[10:27:44] Dude, you're getting shot.
[10:27:45] Yeah, bro, if I told you to shut the fucking door!
[10:27:48] You jackass let's go fuck him up
[10:27:59] Fucking shooting me
[10:28:10] Oh, they only want me how about you fucking do something man
[10:28:15] Oh there below us
[10:28:24] Killed the driver in that car all right, what is actually hitting me what the fuck he's going on
[10:28:38] All right, we should go to that we should go to the circle boys y'all got parachutes. Let's go
[10:28:45] I should have just taken the heli let's go boys we're going to the circle I definitely
[10:28:56] should have just taken the heli I am I is that a cheater yo I think I think they're
[10:29:09] I think there might actually be a shooter in the game right now, P.
[10:29:13] Oh, really? What do you see?
[10:29:15] Yeah, there's a guy invisible, punching me right now, I think.
[10:29:19] Oh, well, that could just be maybe a high-level item.
[10:29:25] No, no, because it's not hitting me like bullets.
[10:29:29] I'm not hearing any bullets, but I just keep taking damage.
[10:29:32] So I think there's one in. Yeah, there's definitely a shooter in the game.
[10:29:35] I
[10:29:42] He's not killing me on purpose I don't think
[10:29:51] You'll still be able to see him even if you're if you get tink tk
[10:29:55] I'm not gonna lie to you. I've got a suspicious feeling that that guy is not hacking
[10:29:59] It's like a coincidence
[10:30:01] Maybe hey, baby. Well, I had a giant the spawn vehicle was invisible on the
[10:30:12] I am telling you right now something's going on. I don't know what it is
[10:30:19] Are you getting hit right now?
[10:30:21] Yes, like I just got hit again, and it's not a bullet. It's taking like a like a punch a punch damage away from it
[10:30:28] Is he in the seat next to you? No, bro. I'm I'm fucking walking around man
[10:30:36] That'll be a great clip after this whole conversation than looking beer left
[10:30:42] Snake it could be a snake. Oh, I feel like a fucking doctor Jackal and then war dogs
[10:30:47] Oh, I followed you over.
[10:30:59] I don't know what's happening.
[10:31:00] Am I crazy?
[10:31:01] I love how this team just death blobs in the circle.
[10:31:10] That's great.
[10:31:20] I helped you.
[10:31:21] I was going to see this guy hit you.
[10:31:31] I just got shot from my...
[10:31:34] Yes.
[10:31:35] No, he he's not he's not hitting me anymore. I probably shouldn't have even said anything
[10:31:43] But good if you want to look back at my body you can see it. I'm at the apartment
[10:31:51] No, bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[10:31:55] Back up my body at the apartment and watch me take damage and then when I leave watch me as I run away from the apartment
[10:32:02] It's either a bug or something mischievous. I'm telling you.
[10:32:09] I just gave a sermon to the green team of the church.
[10:32:12] There's no way we lose now.
[10:32:14] Alright, that was very...
[10:32:16] The green lord. The green lord is upon us.
[10:32:22] You see what I'm talking about?
[10:32:25] And that happened while I was on top of the apartment in a doorway as well.
[10:32:32] Oh, it's not GLP one affects you jackasses
[10:32:51] No, I didn't hit that guy I missed dick
[10:32:54] We are dominating this matches and we're like in the hot zone. It's like safe
[10:33:02] I'm just looking at our entire fucking team
[10:33:04] I know like building in the drill and all that stuff is important, but
[10:33:10] If you just earn the circle it's because people don't have everything unlocked
[10:33:17] and I think there's a lot of newer players now that don't really know what to do
[10:33:21] I guarantee that meta changes once people have it unlocked and there kind of is a meta like
[10:33:27] sitting in the hot zone is not going to work. A guy that's good in the Helly, an attack Helly is
[10:33:32] going to blow everybody up in the circle. That's true. That's true. I reviewed the footage and if you look back at the point,
[10:33:41] everybody is around. There's a teammate running away from the position you got stuck. So is there
[10:33:47] somebody following me around just was he shooting me with
[10:33:51] I don't know but would you do team damage because the last game was first shot that an enemy shot to you
[10:33:56] so he was just fucking with me the entire time
[10:33:58] he was fucking with you he was fucking with you
[10:34:00] oh my god dude I was my mentor was in a fucking blender
[10:34:05] I mean this guy followed me for it's a red team spy it's a red team spy
[10:34:12] I'm trying to break you
[10:34:18] Did you watch it all the way like in the apartments and out of it? Yeah?
[10:34:22] Yeah, I did yeah, I watch okay. All righty, so
[10:34:25] Well, that'll happen little bastards
[10:34:39] Thank you
[10:34:47] Action.
[10:35:03] We are dying with any right then. You guys see anything?
[10:35:08] I know. I've been running all the time and it's just like, I can't, I'm just walking, I'm just, can't even find enemies.
[10:35:14] I'm just gonna run around and do something.
[10:35:22] I'm just gonna shoot people to get my grenade at 50 and then these other teams will understand the gravity of the situation.
[10:35:30] I'm just gonna kill it, yeah!
[10:35:32] I'm completely out of ammo.
[10:35:34] Well, I think part of it is like, the teams get staggered and they just trickle in and then they die.
[10:35:39] They put five guys in, get a helicopter, they die, they put another helicopter and they die.
[10:35:43] They never get rest under their shit.
[10:35:46] They just never group up.
[10:35:48] Yeah.
[10:35:49] Or they just hot drop on the zone and you got to get the whole team posted up and catch
[10:36:00] it.
[10:36:01] They need to like group their whole team and post up where the zone is headed and catch
[10:36:22] it.
[10:36:23] Have everybody there.
[10:36:24] Help!
[10:36:25] 100%
[10:36:26] Oh fuck me now!
[10:36:27] Man the hell!
[10:36:28] Oh, good.
[10:36:29] They're kind of posted up on that tower right now, the blue guys.
[10:36:33] Oh, yeah.
[10:36:34] Why is everybody fucking with me?
[10:36:35] I got people on the other team.
[10:36:36] I got people on my team.
[10:36:37] What the hell is going on?
[10:36:38] That guy just kept saying, get in the hell, like he wasn't on the enemy team.
[10:36:39] I got people on my team.
[10:36:40] What the hell is going on?
[10:36:41] That guy just kept saying, get in the hell, like he wasn't on the enemy team.
[10:36:48] I can't believe it.
[10:36:50] I
[10:37:20] Oh shit.
[10:37:22] Oh shit.
[10:37:32] Oh shit.
[10:37:50] Oh fuck, holy fuck.
[10:38:01] Of course, I'm looting the broke guy.
[10:38:08] Shit.
[10:38:10] Just insane.
[10:38:15] Thank you, bro.
[10:38:16] Thank you.
[10:38:17] the hell's going on find Hutchman's very popular
[10:38:47] They're on the roof. Fuck.
[10:38:59] This guy have-
[10:39:01] Shit.
[10:39:10] Bastard!
[10:39:15] Shut up!
[10:39:47] down at this guy. This is an absolute steamroll.
[10:39:54] This is a blowout. These guys are ass.
[10:40:31] I don't know, I feel like it doesn't kill people fast.
[10:41:01] I'm running away
[10:41:12] There's guys over this way
[10:41:21] There's a lot of guys I died I died I died
[10:41:24] Locked them up. There's a lot of guys a lot of men out there
[10:41:56] Oh
[10:42:17] Holy fuck
[10:42:26] Shut up down there shut the hell up
[10:42:31] Shut up down there you're dead you're dead you ain't never gonna live you're dead you're never coming back
[10:42:39] You're not private me you're not private me
[10:42:45] No, you're not private shit give me a Ramo give me all your fucking ammo give me all your ammo
[10:42:56] You look like a big old P. Mr. Green Mr. Nogginer resists for $500 all right, bro
[10:43:03] All right, you have $500 it's offering
[10:43:06] Do you have $500 you have $500 I'm about to rescue you have $500
[10:43:12] All right, all right make sure make sure it's $500. Is it ready? I'm not I don't see it
[10:43:19] I don't see it
[10:43:21] All right, okay, it better be $500
[10:43:27] Get scammed
[10:43:29] Eeeeeehehehehehehele
[10:43:53] Ey, was it? I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it.
[10:43:59] Yo, I just killed two people they begged me to revive them. I made them pay me five hundred dollars revived them and they killed him
[10:44:10] Don't you dog what man doggy dog what
[10:44:17] This take us to the north up on that white house you want to go there boys
[10:44:29] dude I've been alive for so long full chopper
[10:44:40] yep go ahead and pull that shoot big dog
[10:44:52] no no no no there's people there's people in there what do you mean
[10:44:56] I don't think you're on our team, but you're not on our team.
[10:44:58] Wait, are you not green?
[10:44:59] I'm green!
[10:45:00] What are you talking about?
[10:45:01] Come on, run away, I don't want to play!
[10:45:03] Oh, yeah, no, no.
[10:45:06] That was over here, guys over here.
[10:45:08] Ease, ease, ease.
[10:45:09] I'm gonna kill this, good to hear you.
[10:45:14] Oh my gosh, full chopper just unleashed, hell.
[10:45:26] Oh
[10:45:37] Laning strange that was your other houses got them
[10:45:50] Fuck I am I am so low on Emma right now
[10:45:56] I need 5-4-5
[10:45:58] Oh, bro
[10:46:00] Nooo!
[10:46:03] I'm about to get AK
[10:46:05] We're losing points!
[10:46:06] Yeah
[10:46:07] You got to get to the zone.
[10:46:08] Yeah, what an awesome...
[10:46:09] What a life, what a life, what a life, what a life!
[10:46:13] Oh, they're all over me dude!
[10:46:14] Gotta get the Galil, gotta use the Galil to get the M-4 and then bring them down. Everything's Gucci.
[10:46:21] Help me boss, help me boss.
[10:46:23] Guys, a whole load of men, a whole load of men have just dropped right in front of us.
[10:46:28] Right to the east.
[10:46:31] Watch out for my fingers now, Hutch.
[10:46:34] Slip it in, slip it in.
[10:46:36] Oh!
[10:46:38] Hold them up.
[10:46:39] Hold them up.
[10:46:40] Make sure they're nice and smooth.
[10:46:43] Get me to the east, boys. Get me to the east.
[10:46:45] I'm so low on ammo.
[10:46:49] Thank you, thank you.
[10:46:50] I'm gonna help damage you up to now, gotcha.
[10:46:52] I'm there get that money get that money
[10:46:55] We're fucking
[10:47:02] Get a couple of homies nuts nuts to have a good fun in a bush
[10:47:17] I'm looking I'm looking
[10:47:22] oh god!
[10:47:24] oh god!
[10:47:26] road road road!
[10:47:28] nice shot
[10:47:30] i hit that guy a lot
[10:47:32] i hit that guy a lot
[10:47:34] damn
[10:47:36] fuck you give it to me
[10:47:38] let's go boys
[10:47:40] put this down to the zone
[10:47:42] yup
[10:47:44] i don't know if we would
[10:47:46] believe in those guys
[10:47:48] but i have a little
[10:47:50] I have checked like a hundred bodies
[10:47:55] Bro, it's a terrible bullet
[10:48:04] I got you got you
[10:48:20] Oh
[10:48:33] That guy was worth a lot
[10:48:35] I
[10:48:40] Guys like that could break that could break touch with an old body
[10:48:44] What the fuck out of nowhere the hell is doing why am I getting so much heat this game?
[10:48:51] I got guys in the helicopter the other team flying in and calling me Diabetes
[10:48:56] I what the hell's going on?
[10:48:59] Those guys were on the other team last game when you're in your attack
[10:49:02] Okay, well, you've been printed on work at the fat stacks achievement
[10:49:09] I
[10:49:31] Have a gun you won't
[10:49:33] What have I got you all?
[10:49:38] What have I got you all?
[10:49:40] I got the Colossean, it's so good.
[10:49:43] Chat, we have made 79,000.
[10:49:47] Is it time?
[10:49:48] Yeah, it's time.
[10:49:51] Guys, we are missing.
[10:49:53] Is it time?
[10:49:54] We're losing.
[10:49:56] It's time.
[10:49:57] What do you buy?
[10:49:59] Let's give them hell, boys.
[10:50:02] Let's give him help
[10:50:17] You guys are good, I'm going in the attack hell chopper. I'll see you out there
[10:50:21] $210,000. I'm on an $84,000 run right now.
[10:50:31] $210,000 up. Yeah, I'm at $100,000.
[10:50:33] $278,000?
[10:50:35] Oh, my God.
[10:50:37] Whoa.
[10:50:39] Okay, we know you're like a professional baseball player
[10:50:43] but you don't have to flex on us that hard.
[10:50:45] That is not true! That is not true!
[10:50:56] Alright, let me try that setting out.
[10:51:02] You imagine, 6 foot 8 hutch running out onto the baseball field with a cup of water.
[10:51:11] Get the little pixie cup.
[10:51:14] Run with a hot-spotted with pixie cups.
[10:51:29] I was a pitcher, dumbass. I didn't run to first base.
[10:51:33] Yeah, but surely you have to hit, right?
[10:51:36] No.
[10:51:37] Oh, you don't?
[10:51:38] No.
[10:51:39] No, not whenever I was a professional whenever I was in high school. I did but non-bros
[10:51:50] I shut up over there eat your fucking cheeseburgers
[10:51:57] What'd you do play the clarinet or the skin
[10:52:39] yo you know that guy wanted so bad to have a good run landing where he landed
[10:52:47] that's all he wanted was to have a good run not today fuck you bitch fuck you
[10:52:53] I see you dragging me a second. Let me work. Where are they?
[10:53:07] Just one of the tree lines. I see them. I see them. I see them.
[10:53:11] I don't see him anymore.
[10:53:21] I see him now, I see him again, I see him again.
[10:53:31] Yeah, I'm gonna get some of these allies out of the sky.
[10:53:43] Oh, we're all dead over here.
[10:53:45] We're all dead at O-Block.
[10:53:47] Yeah, I still have air down at O-Block, and I beat two guys to death right there.
[10:53:53] Beat two guys off on the roof?
[10:53:56] Is that at the same time?
[10:54:00] At the same time!
[10:54:02] You're at the dexterous?
[10:54:04] At the dexterous!
[10:54:05] Good for you, honestly.
[10:54:07] Thank you sir, thank you.
[10:54:11] What instrument is that?
[10:54:21] I legitimately don't know where I'm shooting.
[10:54:23] I
[10:54:26] Have zero armor now. I don't know where those shots were going like at all
[10:54:31] It's so hard to tell whenever it's at that angle. I don't even think I was shooting them
[10:54:42] No, I see those guys oh
[10:54:48] Yeah
[10:54:53] Actually no way you're alive.
[10:55:03] Oh, you're crazy.
[10:55:07] Yeah, you're fucking nuts.
[10:55:13] Absolutely nuts.
[10:55:17] He's a crazy one.
[10:55:22] All righty.
[10:55:25] Oh.
[10:55:28] How did she get it?
[10:55:30] Well, it's still fighting in no block.
[10:55:33] We took the bottom floor, but there's still any.
[10:55:35] Oh, gosh.
[10:55:36] Yeah.
[10:55:37] Okay, all right.
[10:55:38] Okay.
[10:55:39] I see in the chat that there's a blue guy saying,
[10:55:42] Peter, you're my next meal.
[10:55:44] I think he's sexy.
[10:55:46] guys first one who's in their tower
[10:55:56] Yeah, I'm killing them around the circle right now on the heli much like can
[10:56:16] They're all hiding down, they're gonna be in these houses, all hiding.
[10:56:27] Shit, this is a terrible circle for me, I hope it moved.
[10:56:45] Oooh!
[10:56:51] We're in a circle coming to O-block, we're good.
[10:56:53] We're safe.
[10:56:54] Up the window!
[10:56:54] We're in the block!
[10:56:57] Rolling!
[10:57:03] Where the hell is he?
[10:57:04] I don't know in the building?!
[10:57:13] I'm just gonna pop a quick hill and I'll be back over there.
[10:57:15] Now we climb up, heal, and then we go right back.
[10:57:22] Hold.
[10:57:27] That's because they're in the river, they're in the river south, south, south.
[10:57:34] Why aren't you guys from the south?
[10:57:38] They were across too, watch across.
[10:57:40] Yeah, they're all over.
[10:57:42] They're a crosser. They don't let me just literally every...
[10:57:45] All the way across the river. All the way across the river.
[10:57:47] I'm on my way.
[10:57:55] Who the hell is that?
[10:57:57] There's a helicopter behind you guys. Drop the people off. Careful.
[10:58:03] I see them on that hill.
[10:58:05] I have not said enough. I haven't full died this entire game.
[10:58:22] Okay, it was worth it, dumbass.
[10:58:24] Thank you for the points.
[10:58:27] Oh, lord, lord, I did it. I'm out.
[10:58:38] We need 556, there's still so many guys.
[10:58:40] There's more on that level.
[10:58:52] I just still crushed the river, I'm kind of up.
[10:59:13] Yeah, I'm marking them right now.
[10:59:17] behind us it might be trying to land for that apartment
[10:59:21] to our right
[10:59:24] behind the house behind the house coming in
[10:59:29] oh my god Peter look across behind the house
[10:59:31] there's like 5 of them
[10:59:35] we're safe on this side we're safe on this side
[10:59:38] what do you want to push Chad for me
[10:59:44] I only have one more, I only have one more, I'm using it all myself, but I love you.
[11:00:07] Nice, there's one sniping back there.
[11:00:11] Nice, I'm gonna go over there.
[11:00:14] In the river, someone landed.
[11:00:16] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
[11:00:18] Got him, got him, got him.
[11:00:20] That's nice.
[11:00:22] I can't repeat this, that sniper's got my name.
[11:00:24] Where is he?
[11:00:26] He's right here.
[11:00:28] Oh yeah, he's right here.
[11:00:34] Yo, they're like on our tower, I think.
[11:00:36] Like all around it.
[11:00:38] Smark him with the binoculars.
[11:00:40] Oh yeah, I'm a little tired. We've been streaming for 11 hours.
[11:00:42] we back in the morning fucking absolute or shit fuck you some it fuck you fuck
[11:01:01] Fuck you Sabin! Fuck you!
[11:01:03] You need those fools to toilet in their mess.
[11:01:08] Run away, run away.
[11:01:10] Take this storm. Take it by storm.
[11:01:12] Take us up and out to the west.
[11:01:14] I can't put this parachute far too early.
[11:01:17] Ooh, let me go ahead and unlock this as well.
[11:01:26] I'm with you, I'm with you.
[11:01:28] I just cut his parachute 70 meters in the air
[11:01:33] Name for the bushes
[11:01:39] I can make you are a damn genius son
[11:01:46] Oh my god, oh
[11:01:49] They're dropping everywhere dude. What's my honest opinion about the game?
[11:01:53] bro I'm gonna be real with you dude and and again like I said this the other day
[11:01:59] I don't know how long I told Nick this whenever we were talking whatever but
[11:02:06] right now in this very moment man I am having a fantastic time I am loving it
[11:02:12] I love flying I mean bro we've been in queue all day I know you guys have been
[11:02:17] in queue all day it fucking sucked but now that we're in here we're playing man
[11:02:22] I'm having a ton of fun. I really enjoy the game again. How long I'll enjoy it
[11:02:26] I mean who knows but right now and for at least the next two weeks I feel like
[11:02:31] I'm really gonna be playing this shit out of this game and having fun
[11:02:35] I've said it before I know I just enjoy it I feel like there's so many different
[11:02:40] things you can do
[11:02:43] All right, let's jam out. Let's have a good fight. Yeah. Come on, boys. Let's have a
[11:02:55] We haven't really had a good one in this game.
[11:03:25] Well, it's already over.
[11:03:29] I think I'm at that point where I'm too tired to fly, but we're going back up again.
[11:03:34] Don't, don't, don't say anything.
[11:03:36] Don't say anything. Don't say anything.
[11:03:38] Don't say anything. Don't say.
[11:03:40] Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
[11:03:45] Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
[11:03:49] Didn't happen. Didn't happen. Didn't happen. Didn't happen. Didn't happen. Didn't happen.
[11:03:53] It didn't happen.
[11:03:55] That hurts.
[11:03:57] Minus 10,000.
[11:03:59] Minus 10,000.
[11:04:01] Yo, P, you wanna make money?
[11:04:03] Yes.
[11:04:05] No, you don't wanna make money.
[11:04:07] I'm gonna beat you, P.
[11:04:09] I was gonna say you could spot in the hell of you and make fucking millions, but...
[11:04:11] What the fuck?
[11:04:13] Oh, there he goes.
[11:04:15] I told you!
[11:04:17] There's a guy!
[11:04:19] I told you!
[11:04:21] You gotta wait for me that we got to go out guns blazing like like fucking I got it
[11:04:33] I want it. Oh, I got a guy. All right. Let's not suck. Holy shit. That was terrible flight
[11:04:43] Guys we cannot let summit single-handedly beat us
[11:04:45] He's on the other team. Yeah, he's on blue. He's in that tower. I'm about to go crazy
[11:04:58] on that tower.
[11:04:59] He's voicing Hutch's stream right now. He's just voicing your stream. I hear everybody.
[11:05:09] Give it please give it please.
[11:05:11] Then let me play everybody a good song.
[11:05:13] Welcome to the stream, good day, good day, good day.
[11:05:18] If you haven't, make sure to follow and
[11:05:20] Twitch.tv.
[11:05:21] Also, if you have small little bipoles, use your prime.
[11:05:26] Lock in!
[11:05:39] I
[11:06:09] I hit that guy once, I see him.
[11:06:35] I
[11:06:52] Can't shit right
[11:07:35] I'm trying boys. I just haven't got any angles. What I have but I missed.
[11:07:55] That should kill them. No way. We're going. We're chasing them. We're chasing them. We're
[11:08:00] no way he lives at those that have so much health if I don't kill them in the
[11:08:29] first sprayed through the window they live
[11:08:37] on the roof you gotta clear that that is our job we gotta clear it hey fuck you
[11:08:46] bitch
[11:08:59] Okay, big heli's dead.
[11:09:24] We've captured that. Let's go head over to the zone now.
[11:09:37] No one's on top of that.
[11:09:40] It has to be on top of that. They're hiding.
[11:09:42] Yeah, they are.
[11:09:43] Fucking boys.
[11:09:50] So, fuck is this song? I'm in the Avatar.
[11:09:54] Wait, that was Summit?
[11:10:03] How does Summit get permavent?
[11:10:19] What's that noise?
[11:10:24] I
[11:10:31] Know that's all of incident to be honest are you guys here the same thing I'm hearing
[11:10:42] You live and learn you live and learn there's consequences
[11:10:47] I
[11:10:48] Remember helping shut it put the DMA card in his computer and I was like summer
[11:10:53] Are you sure you weren't either she said no other she's like Excel spreadsheet like you know like Internet Explorer and stuff
[11:10:58] But I knew I think there's only one reason you have a DMA card
[11:11:09] People can grow people can grow people can change people can change
[11:11:18] Yo, yo full fully full Hilly at our full Hilly at our I have been
[11:11:23] Just collecting some loot.
[11:11:24] Oh, oh my god.
[11:11:25] It was a full heli.
[11:11:26] I could have done it quick.
[11:11:28] Oh, Pinoc, come to me.
[11:11:30] Yeah, you see this watch right here?
[11:11:31] Yeah.
[11:11:33] I have had someone fly into my heli like four times, bro.
[11:11:37] I'm going to put you to your part, man.
[11:11:39] I think they're unbanned to murder me.
[11:11:41] Yo, yo, that's a problem.
[11:11:43] Yes, that's what you get, bitch.
[11:11:45] That's what you get, bitch.
[11:11:47] You're the last time I'm back.
[11:11:48] I knew you were cheating the whole time.
[11:11:51] It's just like four times.
[11:11:52] like a now
[11:11:59] I saw someone got banned and I was like let's go the chat goes
[11:12:17] And the next thing you know, I'm bad
[11:12:22] Oh my god.
[11:12:23] So there actually was a cheater in the lobby?
[11:12:26] Yeah, he was a bond.
[11:12:28] He was specifically trying to kill me,
[11:12:29] instead of he was just being excited.
[11:12:32] That's fucking hilarious.
[11:12:34] That's fucking hilarious.
[11:12:35] That is so funny.
[11:12:36] Society.
[11:12:37] Wow.
[11:12:38] Good Samaritan.
[11:12:39] Little misfit.
[11:12:40] Little desk pop of the dabs.
[11:12:41] Little desk pop of the dabs.
[11:12:42] You know whoever banned you is probably,
[11:12:46] everyone's probably ragging on them right now.
[11:12:48] No doubt.
[11:12:50] Yeah, I'll look at how much you need!
[11:12:55] That's awesome!
[11:12:59] Whoopsie!
[11:13:20] Oh baby, here we go, here we go.
[11:13:35] They're all over the top of the old block that I just died in.
[11:13:44] I swear, I feel like I need to go for another one.
[11:13:55] I'd like to have a look at how this is going to work out.
[11:14:00] That's good to hear.
[11:14:03] No luck with the light.
[11:14:05] I'm not just people who are fried. The quail's a laser.
[11:14:09] I agree, I agree.
[11:14:11] That would be nice.
[11:14:13] Yeah, that would be great.
[11:14:15] I'd like to play like you do.
[11:14:17] I think it's a good place to play.
[11:14:19] You can pick it up. You can pick it once.
[11:14:21] Yeah.
[11:14:22] Yeah, yeah.
[11:14:23] That's a battle-border bait jet, battle-border bait jet.
[11:14:28] I haven't got any life on mine.
[11:14:33] So guys...
[11:14:38] Alright.
[11:14:40] That one's for sure, Claire. Let's keep pushing.
[11:14:43] Oh my god!
[11:14:46] Ouch!
[11:14:53] Oh, anyone else?
[11:14:55] See you later, Summit.
[11:14:57] See you later, Summit.
[11:14:59] Good one. See you later, now.
[11:15:03] There's somebody. We're on to you.
[11:15:05] We are on to you.
[11:15:06] I've known it the whole time.
[11:15:07] I've made it through the last 50 years in the U.S.
[11:15:09] and decided to start G.I. in the game of 49-11, 20-36.
[11:15:13] Ugh.
[11:15:14] Oh, my God.
[11:15:16] Ugh, my God.
[11:15:18] I'm not sure how those two are related, but it's...
[11:15:21] they're related just trying to see you going back to the gunner
[11:15:23] I got it
[11:15:25] I got it
[11:15:27] excuse me
[11:15:31] excuse me
[11:15:33] excuse me
[11:15:37] fuck
[11:15:39] I'm trying to play like that
[11:15:41] yeah hold the fridge
[11:15:43] I think
[11:15:45] watch from me too
[11:15:47] I'm moving in
[11:15:49] Okay, that should all be clear now
[11:15:57] I see those guys
[11:15:59] I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm a boy
[11:16:03] All right, do you have a resistance?
[11:16:06] There's a blue guy with no guns
[11:16:08] It's all in his wood seats
[11:16:14] Bro, I'm gonna be honest like the sometimes it's one and two to switch seats
[11:16:19] Sometimes it's zero to switch seats like bro. It's pissing me the fuck off. Hey guys
[11:16:24] Can we make it to where it's switch seats with one fucking bind every fucking game instead of switch seats?
[11:16:30] And it changes it goes from one to two to zero to who fucking knows what the button is
[11:16:37] Damn it, man
[11:16:40] Holy fuck
[11:16:42] Why does that change?
[11:16:45] Why is it sometimes it's zero and sometimes it's one and two
[11:16:49] the fuck was that I was pressing zero nothing was happening fuck well I'm
[11:16:58] never doing that again unless it is an absolute necessity I will never do that
[11:17:04] again never ever ever ever ever I ain't even bringing bandages fuck a bandage
[11:17:10] lost my damn hell of a chopper for no good reason fuck also how the hell did
[11:17:18] something kill me if someone was kicked
[11:17:21] Let me see what the jackpot should see today.
[11:17:50] Switch seats is okay. It's not that. It's a zero this time. What about zero to switch back? Okay. Now it's working. Wonderful
[11:17:58] Fuck you know what it is. I probably fat-fingered nine
[11:18:11] Yeah, some it's a cheater you heard in here first
[11:18:15] Some it is the cheater. It is what it is, you know
[11:18:18] I can't tell you I'm surprised.
[11:18:30] Yeah, it's been a fun day today.
[11:18:34] I have had a lot of fun today, man.
[11:18:38] I'm telling you earlier today, I swapped seats with one and two.
[11:18:42] I swear, I'm not making that up.
[11:18:45] and it didn't work and wanted to work which is weird
[11:18:55] all righty where are these guys at
[11:19:04] where they have boys are they on the roof yeah all right
[11:19:15] Sometimes.
[11:19:17] Got it.
[11:19:18] Alrighty, I'm here.
[11:19:19] I'll start clearing it out.
[11:19:21] That's so safe, dude.
[11:19:23] Oh, they're all in the fucking windows, dude.
[11:19:25] One's on the roof.
[11:19:30] Roof dead.
[11:19:38] I'm gonna try and get an angle on that window.
[11:20:10] going in I'm going in I see there's a guy here for a different reason
[11:20:30] oh I just cleared out the inside out it's nice job good work brother whoo
[11:20:37] I
[11:20:39] Might be a couple more up in the very very top. No, you're your top is clear already got those guys
[11:20:50] I'm looking through the hills P
[11:20:53] Your guys's church is clear
[11:20:55] They're down below somewhere about I'll see him yet. Oh, I see
[11:21:07] I didn't know that was going to happen, so I'm going to try to get out of here.
[11:21:37] They are all looking at me, boss!
[11:22:07] We got to get guys in the circle.
[11:22:09] Yeah.
[11:22:11] Drive the way, they're everywhere.
[11:22:23] Okay.
[11:22:31] I'm killing people at the church, boys.
[11:22:34] I'm going to run away.
[11:22:35] Don't get off, you're in the empty container.
[11:22:37] Get back.
[11:22:39] She's in the pocket.
[11:22:49] This game's probably got like 10 minutes left, Max.
[11:22:54] It must be just fall apart.
[11:22:56] Church is looking clear, they're inside, where's that at?
[11:23:09] Push up the church out?
[11:23:15] Yep, I'm still looking, you're good.
[11:23:20] Inside the church once I once here
[11:23:30] On the shed on that shed in that shed
[11:24:02] Yeah, it's in the trees. I think he just landed it and ran. I don't know
[11:24:11] North West
[11:24:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah, but there's a guy right here the pilot he's like he got out right here
[11:24:30] I'm looking I'm not seeing anybody in there. I got him. I got some time
[11:24:40] Yeah, my YouTube got banned again today, you know how it goes
[11:25:00] No, I'm standing on top of the guy who decided to kill her.
[11:25:04] That guy didn't kill her, but I'm going to give you some exact points to your status.
[11:25:08] He goes, give it to me, you're a loser! Give it to me, you're a liar! You've got to hate this game!
[11:25:17] Sorry.
[11:25:20] Woo!
[11:25:22] Bonkane's about to end. We're here.
[11:25:24] There's a guy just laying in the middle of the graveyard that whole time, perfectly still.
[11:25:28] I'm gonna buy those at his house.
[11:25:31] What do you see, what do you see?
[11:25:34] I'm gonna have to get out of this game right now.
[11:25:40] But the way I expect you to get out of this game right now...
[11:25:42] Yo, am I actually getting paid for these kills now?
[11:25:45] Oh my god.
[11:25:47] Namor, this way.
[11:25:48] North-west.
[11:25:49] Thank you.
[11:25:50] Oh baby.
[11:25:51] North-west, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
[11:25:52] I need to take six people down.
[11:25:58] I
[11:26:11] I killed as many as I could boys. I killed as many as I could. Holy shits
[11:26:21] Hey good run gentlemen
[11:26:24] good run that was that was the run
[11:26:37] hell yeah let's grab a kit let's have a little good final run
[11:26:54] No, we gotta go quick we gotta go quick trust me I'll get your money give me over there
[11:27:13] let's go let's go dude get me in there come on baby
[11:27:29] yeah I know I'm excited for tomorrow morning you guys excited I feel like
[11:27:35] you we're gonna fly it's so good tomorrow especially when I'm not exhausted
[11:27:40] to the west, to the west, to the west, to the west, I think it was west, I'm gonna drop
[11:27:47] you right off the guy north of us, yeah bro, these are the long ones dude, these are the
[11:27:57] long days, let's do this shit, oh I'm literally gonna sleep for four hours and wake up and
[11:28:06] I'll probably be live at like 7 a.m. guys. I'm not gonna lie to you. I got I when I'm hard addicted to a game like this
[11:28:12] It's bad man. It's bad news Billy bears
[11:28:27] Yeah, I know the game's over I'm gonna try and get a couple kills before we're out though
[11:28:36] That's game that's great work boy
[11:28:56] It only took us getting stomach band to win boys good work
[11:29:03] That's it
[11:29:13] I got bandwams standing over like like fucking 12 dead bodies, bro
[11:29:18] And I was like I killed a couple of the guys that they're waiting to resume and then I got
[11:29:23] Dude our whole look at the top five slots
[11:29:33] Now I usually don't use this word on stream because it's technically against the rules by just a lot of streamers use it
[11:29:39] So I'm just gonna use it this one time since I'm I can use it. I'll use it for you
[11:29:43] I'll use it for you. So here's what the devs texted me a few minutes ago
[11:29:49] Please tell Summit we are sorry a retarded gimp
[11:29:54] They were trying to ban a cheater in his server
[11:30:26] I'll see you tomorrow morning later
[11:30:30] Chat I appreciate you guys man. Thank y'all so much for hanging today dudes
[11:30:33] I love you, and I appreciate it each and every single one you guys
[11:30:36] Thank you all so much for hanging. Thank you all so much for being here
[11:30:39] I will see all you beautiful people tomorrow morning. Thank you guys for chilling
[11:30:45] Gav if you're still in here, can we make sure that we have war dogs on the 24 seven channel please?
[11:30:52] Everybody else. I'm gonna send you guys over to hate you video games
[11:30:55] I'll see you guys in the
[11:30:57] morning. I'm only gonna probably
[11:30:59] sleep for like four or five
[11:31:00] hours. But me my wife will watch
[11:31:02] some TV so I'll probably be
[11:31:04] believe be on at around like
[11:31:06] six thirty AM seven AM. It's
[11:31:08] gonna be an early day early day
[11:31:10] long day another twelve tomorrow
[11:31:12] all right I love you and I
[11:31:13] appreciate you thank you again
[11:31:15] for chilling.