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{DROPS} EARLY STREAM FRIDAY | HAIRLINE AIRLINES CONTINUES TO DOMINATE FROM THE SKIES (WITH THE OCCASIONAL WASP IN THE COCKPIT)
09-11-2026 · 11h 21m
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This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start sucking some dick.
We need a hero!
We need a hero!
That's because he has no bitches and no job!
He kills whatever we can,
because again, he has no bitches and no job!
We need a hero!
We need a hero!
I'm holding out for the heroes on the edge of the night!
He's gotta be strong!
He's gotta be fast!
But he's gotta be fast on the fight!
I need a hero!
I'm holding up on a key because you're the one who's got it
You gotta be sure, gotta be sure, gotta be sure
You gotta be like my human mind
You gotta turn it up
You gotta turn it up
Oh, I'm where I've been at night in my wildest dreams
I see, someone just be ordinary, someone reaching back to me
Lacing on the front, let the rising wind repeat
Get in the center, it's gonna take you out
Hey, they be, hey, they be!
I'm gonna send this child down, down, down!
Hey, they be, hey, they be!
here maybe along the uh oh you liar you liar you son of a bitch
you son of a bitch
three big balls
look how you crazy
you got a big dick
restaurant hogan's hangout can you sing oh yeah i feel a little bit
You can sing.
Yeah.
Yeah Ripley's mom, she's very great.
When you're in a five mile radius of her, you can smell that pussy stink, oh yeah that
stink.
And I have all these people singing, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get
down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, come on then,
Get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall?
Get your back up, up to wall
Tell me, how you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall?
Get your back up, up to wall
I heard all about people saying
Get down on it, come on in
If you really want it, you gotta feel it
Get down on it, come on in
Baby, baby, get on it
I say people, what you gonna do?
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still made of dirty dudes
what should I do? Like the strength.
Good morning, gentlemen and ladies.
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning everybody.
Hello, hello. Good day, good morning, good morning.
Good morning, white shirt, white shirt, you gotta keep it consistent.
You gotta keep it consistent.
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, my voice is not woken up this
morning, I'm trying my hardest.
Good morning.
What the fuck are we doing awake?
Dude, dude, dude.
Dude.
Dude.
I don't know guys. I'm in my voice is cracking. This is great guys. I I
Took a hit of the crack pipe the crack pipe of war dogs. I don't know I
fuck
Guys, it's bad dude. It's bad. It's bad and it's like a recycling door dude. I I
Revolving door. I can't even speak I go on Twitter this morning and the amount of brain dead
retards that I saw just losing their minds made me just want to play the game even more you know
I would just like reading it and just losing brain cells as I continued to read it and like as I
would read more and more I would lose more and more faith in humanity and just gaming in general
then I realized half of them had lists or what they preferred in their
And their descriptions on their names on Twitter, and I realize that they're just fucking idiots
So it is what it is
But God bless dude. I was just I was just dude
brother
just
The the worst of I don't even guys. I encourage you if you don't work in social media
Yeah, and it isn't an absolute necessity, delete it all, bro.
Delete all of it.
You can maybe keep in stuff just so you can get the occasional cool hype up football
videos.
Twitter, delete that shit.
100%.
Delete it.
That place is a cesspool.
A cesspool of retarded.
I mean, it is disgusting.
Disgusting. Delete Twitch too? Yeah, fuck it. Who gives a shit? Fuck it. Fuck it. I see it a little bit.
Yo, Jaja, thank you for the five. A gifted man. Makai, thank you for the nine months. Jabi, thank you so much for the two months.
But you can't leave here, so I mean, you can delete Twitch, but then you're going to have to be downloaded every morning, so you can watch me.
It is for this. So I don't think for the sub over on the tube. Leroy, Bamagirl
Purely Cuddy chasers and Lord thank you for the subs. Thank you for the subs
Word OZ is now mostly positive on steam, which is good
It is good man, but God bless dude. How bitchless did these people have to be like?
It's and to be honest, I think it's like an IQ problem and I I know because I have one myself
You know, I got IRL network like I told you all that.
Boys, these guys had over 300,000 concurrent players
in the first five minutes of the game launching.
This is not a triple A team.
This is they're not small, but this this isn't fucking
Treyarch or Rockstar, you know,
this isn't a massive corporation that
can do all these insane things and have more importantly,
they can, but they haven't done it before themselves.
Bro, these motherfuckers, PINNIT!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
These people have more players in five minutes than literally almost every game that is currently
being played on Steam and they have server issues while also getting DDoS'd.
And people are losing their minds?
Oh my god.
Freaks bro freaks on the internet absolute freaks
absolute freaks
absolute freaks on the internet man
Absolute freaks
Tarkov is the better game
Hi, my name is India Bush and I'm looking at a mil sim 38 versus 38 versus 38 game or 32 versus whatever
the fuck it is and I'm gonna compare it to Tarkov because I'm retarded everybody
round of applause to that guy hey honestly man math is hard reading is
even more difficult but you got this keep on keeping on keep on keeping on
I've been slinging it this morning guys I woke up fucking hot fucking hot I woke
up hot oh god I woke up hot man whoo waking up waking up waking up waking up
oh man I mean listen I am not sitting here telling you that you're not allowed
to not like a game it's kind of like what Tim said am I not allowed to like the
No, you're allowed to not like the game those people. I got no I no issue with you open up the game. You don't like it cool
You open up the game. You didn't have fun. Cool
But to say war dogs is
Not a quality game
When it was released and has been in the play tests is literally so fucking delusional
so delusional
It runs well, the game feels good, the gunplay feels good, the flying, the driving, the stuff
that makes the game, MOTHERFUCKER!
The game actually working, it works well, and it plays good, and it's fun.
But my god, you would think we got the day before again with the way people are losing
in our social medias.
For those who know the day before, you know what I'm saying.
Like it's just like people are acting like this is a fucking ruck pool.
It's disgusting.
It's absolutely disgusting.
I just don't get it, man.
I think it's like one of those where you have streamers
Or just people who are enjoying the game being overly positive and then you have the complete opposite side being overly negative
sadly, the overly negative is
More like more than likely bitchless in living in their mom's basement and just going on social media is
Relentlessly, I mean bro if you leave in a negative steam review in the first, you know
I took a wet shit and now we're going it made me think of you
I
Bodge can we ban peanut is that
Is that an option you're gonna hit me with that you you're gonna hit me with that five o'clock in the morning
Are you serious at 5 a.m.? I haven't even had coffee yet, you bitch. Anyways, I'm done
with my Ted Talk. I'm done with my Ted Talk. I'm done with my Ted Talk. Oh my god.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Alrighty.
You guys so clumsy.
I was watching shit!
Also, uh, I saw someone said that I was right,
like, bitch.
Who said?
I was right yesterday.
There was an invisible man punching me.
Peanut, can you confirm?
Was I right?
I fucking knew it!
Bro, I knew it.
Because I would have heard you getting shot
sounds completely different than just taking damage and the devs still
haven't caught him yet oh my god we got a heathen we got a heathen amongst us
holy shit we got a crackhead out there fucking invisible messing with people
holy shit did you even sleep I got a good four and a half hours that's all
goopa like me needs let me see real quick actually let me hide screen let me see if
I can't join summits game yo bro what is going on anytime I'm alt tabbing into
esteem I can't press anything what team what what team is summon on what color
you need more sleep you know what's funny I actually look this up I actually
look this up and yes the typical person needs anywhere from six to eight
hours of sleep but there is a fine fine percentage of people and it's studied
that only need around four to five hours and they're completely fine and I've
believed that I'm one of those people I've always bro I've never slept a lot
ever even whenever I was a baby my mom would always tell me I never slept I'd
I'd sleep like three, four hours and I'd be good for 18.
It was a guy shooting with a pistol, not my ITMO
from 500 meters away through walls,
but the devs haven't been able to find them
because he's not actually in the game.
He's not on the scoreboard.
Like this is a real hacker.
You know, Peanut, I'd like to think like,
or not like to think, but I think
when it comes to these mil sim games,
Like you get like these retired military intelligent fucking officer whatever the fuck the label
would be for like these next level hackers that want to do it even in video games.
Like they do an issue in real life.
Like they go from hacking nuclear plants to coming over and hacking on this game.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm telling you, it's a real thing.
You're overestimating them no, I'm not overestimating the general the the mass amount or the general
cheater is not that person but I think those people exist.
I like the way you talk big man you know peanut are you trying to fuck me at five a.m. what
is going on you trying to make sweet dirty love to me this early in the morning you an
an early lover?
I'm trying to fuck you, buddy.
Oh God, dude.
God.
Don't mind me, guys.
I'm going to be putting some Mio Fruit Punch in my water at 5 a.m.
Don't mind me.
Don't mind me.
Don't don't ask any questions. Don't ask any questions
Don't ask any questions. It's just where we're at
It's just where we're at. Tell it on David and say gifted man. I appreciate you, bro
Yeah, I should have known that literally nobody is going to leave Summit server. I should have fucking done this shit
Okay
Oh, yeah, yeah, all right, yeah, I'm ahead the bed. Have a good one. I'll see you soon
You only see play a couple hours, right? And then you're gonna be on and we're gonna play
My son is team
Just
I just want to make sweet, sweet, love to you bitch!
I just want to fuck you!
Yo, 82?
Do we have time to just grab an attack helicopter and fucking go?
Is that a bad idea?
Is that a bad idea?
Is there any chance? Oh, blue teams. I mean, we're close. We're close. Let's do it. Let's do it, bro
Let's do it. Fuck it. Fuck it
Fuck it
Fuck it, we ball first run of the day instantly grabbing an attack helicopter absolutely
Absolutely.
Guys there is a 99.999% repeating of course.
Chance of death.
Fuck yeah I can only got one seat though.
I'm the best pilot ever.
You think so, I'm?
Oh, I know so.
I know so.
You good sir are about to be impressed.
Feel free.
I'm not going to lie, sir.
We'll see, man.
Feel free.
Is there a lot of anti-air out in the game now or?
Got it.
Alrighty, cool, cool, cool.
What about our greeners?
We got anti-air, that's good.
Are you fucking serious?
What's happening to me?
Why am I lagging? The fuck is happening to me?
The fuck is going on? First raid of the day! I'm fucking lagging! The hell is happening?
You suck! I'll make you suck my balls here in a minute!
Bro, what the fuck was that?
I
Don't happen I ain't going back up there fuck that fuck that I
Mean I guess those are only $800 it's probably rock that
I really really really hope that that's not a thing that's gonna be happening all day today
Yeah, yeah, you're good all right little minus 20
20,000 start the day sure. Oh, yeah
Good morning, mr. Nipple lessons chats. Good morning. Good morning. What's going on dress?
Yeah, I already knew that was gonna be something
You look so good bitch.
You're so sexy.
Bro, I started my day, I flew in the helicopter, left the spawn, instantly got blown up.
I'm down 20,000. How you doing?
Oh man, I keep going. I'm doing okay.
No, I think we might be able to win this game.
Yo, are you not- we're trying to fuck over here, man!
You just walk it up on our conversation!
Oh, stop looking at us!
Oh, zone's moving! Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Let's go boys! Grab your nuts!
Well, if I can't lie, it makes sense on why we're losing.
Not one person moved out of the zone or out of our base.
i'm the only man here
who that'll happen
that'll happen all
this ultimate high ground up there
It's freaking hot in this room.
Behind us, behind us.
What's shooting at, bud?
There's a guy over there.
Hey, Chad, there's a guy over there behind that bulldozer thing.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Crane.
All right.
All right.
Oh, I see him.
Yeah, yeah, I'm pushing up.
Shit, boss.
Oh
What the fuck is this
Hello, bitch
give me up the mountain that was that noise
careful up on that hill
shit balls I'm doing good how are you good
Good morning!
Reloading the mags.
Get on my way, Vince.
shit balls hail top right top right nice
We gotta go with this home, we gotta go with this home, we gotta go with this home.
Nice!
of
No, we need them to clear out that church right above us.
We need them to do it.
Go, go, go!
of
the
death of
death of
death of
death of
I
Sorry Chad
Hey, you never know who you can trust.
Oh my gosh, green's bottom left. You see him throw a ping?
I made a great mistake. Help!
Shit.
I had to sell your goods, they're pushing, I have a Mosin, good luck.
Yeah, I've heard.
Oh, grenade!
I should tip my boy.
Boy, but I'm a little cheap.
Oh, dude, you're so ready, holy fuck!
My man got turtle beaches on full blast!
He was ready for that shit.
They are all underneath my body, behind the rock, like 70 of them.
Copy that.
See, they come and revive me.
Now they got the turtle beaches.
100% they got the turtle beaches.
Yo we've kind of turned this game around holy shit.
Help!
Help me!
God medic!
Medic!
Please God medic!
Hey tibby!
Hey buddy.
Oh my god, it's a fucking war zone out here.
Man, look at the poor red squad.
Give me that smoke.
Give me them bandages.
Let's go win a game boys!
Let's go win a game!
Yeah dude, we're holding without the odds on.
Oh shit!
Holy fuck!
I didn't take a shower this morning. Let me wash off real quick
with the hell up well I'm gonna be honest my first game of the day I lagged and
fucking got blown up so I'll probably helicopter next game they already got so
much anti-air set up if there's gonna sit in their base we'll just fucking take
I think I'll be dead.
Yeah, whoever that is, he's dead.
Oh, shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
All right now don't question my medical
Practices I'm gonna be rubbing your left nipple
Now I'm gonna be rubbing your right nipple now. I'm gonna go down below
Just give me yellow
Just fixing me up
I
Push across boys. You gotta push across
Lots of rather...
OHHHHH!
WE'RE DOWN!
Oh, sweet god!
Yeah, Benz and Triple spray down.
Oh, he's in a bus, uh, is there a way to do it?
Sssshhh, yes.
Not... good.
Ah, fuck.
Goodbye.
I wonder if...
Yo, why is it still in here? Give me this.
Can I drive this? Can I steal the spawn car? Or no?
What the fuck?!
Yo move this shit!
Watch out!
Open the gate!
Open the gate!
Open the gate!
Open the gate!
Open the gate!
Get in, we're driving to the objective!
Shit balls.
See, this is, this is what pisses me off.
We are about to lose the game and a majority of our team is still sitting in the fucking...
Oh, oh, oh, okay, no well that changes things poppy you turn poppy you turn
We honestly have to catch this and drive with it
One moment. Welcome aboard, welcome aboard.
Alright, y'all should hold here and prevent it from pushing over the hill.
We hold here! We hold here!
GAAAAAR!
Enemy vehicle spotted.
This is how it's done.
This is how it's done.
Get out!
Shit.
Easy win, easy win, oh, can't park there.
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death
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death
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death
of
death
of
death
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No fair, gentlemen! No fair! Oh, shit!
GG's! GG's!
You know joining a close game winning it with what I do it's what I do good sir
it's what I do a difference maker that's what they call me they say how'd your
You're a difference maker, I say yes I am.
This is true, yes I am.
You're a difference maker for McDonald's too.
Now that's just mother.
Are you kidding me?
The hell's wrong with you?
Dude, a McGriddle sounds fantastic right now.
A McGriddle sounds incredulous.
What team is Summon joining?
What's up, Pouch?
Good morning!
What's up?
Happy Friday!
Is he trying to join blue?
God, bro, it is raining like a motherfucker outside.
Yo, if you're trying to get in the blue team, fuck you!
Go red.
Go red.
Go red.
Go red team.
You sons of bitches.
You sons of bitches.
Let me in!
Let me in!
Let me in!
I can't click fast.
Oh yes!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I need to get my money.
need to get my money. Nice. Oh, I got competition. Don't fly with them, fly with me, airhudge,
best flyer. This guy's gonna get all the business, motherfucker. Oh, I'm fucked, I'm
Fucked, I'm fucked.
No, don't go, don't get in there, get in this one.
I heard that guy kills teammates on purpose and he's, and he's ugly.
Over here, over here, come get in this alley, guys.
Motherfucker.
Over here boys.
No! Don't go with that one! Get at this one!
Yep, over here. Come on, fill it up.
Come on. The best flyer in the world. That guy cannot be trusted.
Come on, get over here.
Hey, over here to the left. Yep, come on in. Come on in. Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Hey, get out of here!
Yep, come on in. Come on in.
Here to help and here to assist.
Taxi hutch.
come on come on get them on in hurry up in there come on arthritis let's go come
on hurry it up hurry it up get on in boys let's go make me some money are we
good let's get the fuck out of here
grizzly I want you to know I hope you stub your fucking toe
no I do not I do not get money if you forget to pull the parachute also if
You do that on purpose. I hate you, and I hope you die in game
Gentlemen welcome to air hutch. Please keep your hands and feet inside the chinook at all times
We're gonna be flying around 2,000 feet. We're gonna be flying right above the hot sun. I'm dropping in. I need you to get kills
I'm poor. Okay
I'll have tracks ready for you next time.
Alright boys, this is gonna be a need. Good luck!
Good luck, everyone!
Angry, I'm gonna get you right down there. Oh, bye, angry.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
That'll happen to the best of us.
That's a black hawk.
How dare you assume my helicopter.
Chat, take the Twitter and get him.
Take the Twitter.
1G, hello.
Oh, somebody raided me!
Hi everybody!
Good morning!
Good morning, good morning, good morning!
Hello one gisels, how was the stream?
Is Summit as addicted as I am?
He is? Dude. You know what I'll say? I'm very excited because now we get to play some more games.
Don't get me wrong, I love the CS arc, but damn. Hey, I ain't gonna be able to play that with him.
I look like Helen Keller. Broke into a safe and grabbed the gun. I can't play that game, let alone at that level. Hell no.
Crystal! Good morning!
Oh dude, I am. I'm so addicted as well. I love it.
I love it.
How good is War Dogs? To be honest with you, man,
I don't know how much, like,
Really enjoy it, but I don't know how much of that is like young hutch playing battlefield back in the day when it was you know a
lot more similar to this
And with that as well as where the hell is the fob?
Am I blind?
Where's the fob at I was just over it. Oh, there it is
uh bro I love the money shit in this game I think that's what the most fun
for me is I like these types of games I'm gonna drop this on this dude's head
oh I almost got him hold on a second
Fuck you, bitch!
Oh, I just killed myself.
Oh, God.
God!
Yep.
That'll happen.
No, we do not eat a crash counter.
We do not need a crash counter.
Wait, wait, oh my gosh, this is the perfect thing that could have ever happened.
Oh, never mind.
I thought this was the spawn vehicle.
Shit.
Yep.
What are you buying?
Come back.
How much longer we got?
We have 13.
Let me get a kit on.
I don't want to.
Let me get a kit on.
He's brought you back again. Hello there brother. Hello there govna
Sound like somebody's about to die
Yeah, I know that sound way too well all right over under he survives
Well, he's gonna live but over under he crashes
I think you're crazy
you got it you got it you're doing great but nice and easy oh he's going the
wrong way
you got this
Holy shit you weren't wait what?
What?
He saved it!
Damn it!
How did you save that?
What?
Yo that was crazy!
Give me it there!
Yo man I fucking uh I got dude you should have seen how I got out.
Hey, dude.
I got out.
I got out.
I got out.
I got out.
I got out.
I got out.
I got out.
I got out.
I got out.
I got out.
I tried to crash a mini and I gave him my tail rotor and instantly died
I didn't know it was Timmy
Holy shit
It's better not be a slur and it's not Saturday my man my man good morning
Just, yeah, just Friday, it's Friday.
Almost Saturday, Friday, the cousin of Saturday.
Bob, or not the font, sorry, the circle, circle, circle.
Thank you, dip your pilots.
But not too much.
But not too much.
Okay boys.
Let me check something.
Put that there, put that there.
can't let your pilots be too rich unless it's me then you tip me every dollar you
have. That didn't sound good. That mass fell to his death. Oh, shit. Come on, Lucky Lou.
That guy's good.
Let's get elevated.
Oh, I'm going to get sniped in my fungus hundred percent.
Yep, hear that?
Hear that?
we didn't want to happen to us
man i'm hella faded it's five a.m. what the fuck
how are you already faded
the hell are you doing man that's called an addiction
lucky them for that parachute too early
Someone's gonna get dropped off above me and I'm gonna hate it
Holy shit, there's a gunner on it.
Not normal.
Ah, dumbass.
Holy shit, boss.
Get him!
Oh, he's already dead.
I do not want to be up here.
I do not want to be up here.
Get me the hell out of here.
Ah!
Oh!
Fuck!
They on our route?
I think they're in here.
Well, I think they are, but I only want to think we push over towards wherever this guy
is.
Where are you?
Where are you
Where the hell are they
I
Sound like they're all going to the hot zone. Oh shit
Don't see me don't see me
No, I haven't unlocked RPG yet
Bro, I have not seen anyone. This is a fucking curb stomp.
Oh yeah, you already know we're going up there. We're clearing this bitch.
Knock knock you sons of bitches.
Oh yeah, there he is.
Definitely not clear.
Oh
Boys already up here
No, no no no no no no no
Fuck
help!
help!
oh my god
help!
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
help!
thank you
you sons of bitches
grab the bodies
dump them off the roof
get over here
Get the fuck over here
No, no, absolutely not fucking
Thank you. Thank you
Get off the roof. I
Drop you off this
I drop you off this roof if I could I drop you off this roof
You shot me in the face. Holy shit. You're loaded
Oh, what the fuck
You're never gonna get red you're never gonna get red I
See you over there one second
Yeah
Get your ass back over here
you can take all you can take all the ammo I'm using you as a deployable loot pouch
all right thank you okay you hold that I'm up top I got this guy's SKS
these guys that
No way
Yo, these freaks
What the hell is everyone these angles are terrible
Hello
Where is everyone at?
Oh.
That guy has to be landing on me, no?
No!
What?
What?
I don't want to talk about it.
Shit.
Wee-oh.
Wee-oh. Let's get my gun.
We are not a sniper, man.
Yo, his bag is larger than mine. Give me that. Give me that. Give me that.
Drop that. Give me this. Give me that. Refill these. Drop this. Drop that. Give me that.
Alright. Let's go. Let's head to the zone, yeah?
got enough defibs to revive a whole fucking army
It's dumb, bitch.
Let's keep moving.
If I like the new map, this is a bad, that's a bad question to ask me, whatever it's 46
to 0 to 1 it's not really a good idea if it is or bad if it is good or if it is
bad just a perp stop I have to see it if like in a close game you know
what are we fighting for this we've
why are we fighting this I feel like they're in there I was like I'm just gonna get ratted
some f*****g
oh yeah they're up there in the tower
Who the hell is that guy?
Oh, he's dead.
Watch out!
Fuck you!
Fuck you bitch!
Fuck you bitch!
Get out of here!
Fuck you, fuck you!
Pussy!
Get out of your car!
Fight me like a man!
Fuck you!
No, don't worry boys, I got him.
Don't worry, I got him, I got him.
Stay clear, stay clear.
Get out of here.
I'm getting him out of here.
Get out of here.
Hey, hey, this is our car.
Yeah!
I'm flipping him, I'm flipping him.
No!
watch out watch your back watch your back fuck you
yep stay in the trash stay in the trash stay safe you piece of shit what fuck
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Oh my sweet heavens, I got dated!
Back up retreat!
Shit.
I lost, I lost.
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, car.
Come inside, you're gonna be a-
Oh, sh-
You dumbass!
Thanks a lot.
No problem, no problem.
Thank you.
Eugh!
You bastard!
Get outta here!
Fuck you, Bob the Cat!
Dogs are better!
Keep pushing, keep pushing!
What the hell happened to this guy?
Oh, that's what happened to him!
Sniper!
Go drag him over here!
Drag him over here!
Now, what sense did that make?
That's an egg.
No stock.
Please!
I'm making all that money with that dude's rebives.
We I get all that money. Let's do some good some good smokes
Once right here
I
Get you pussy
Oh, I hear you I hear you maybe
Maybe I can be persuade with a little hundred fifty dollars. Maybe a hundred fifty dollars hundred fifty dollars. I get you hundred fifty
150 you get revived okay oh I see 500 you should have been cheap I'm coming
boys
what the fuck
What the... is that guy French? What the hell are you saying?
No! I'm out of ammo, son of a bitch! On me!
Where the hell you going? Turn around, you jackass! They're reviving! Help!
That's what you get, bitch!
What the...
Holy shit.
If I could fuck you, I would.
If I could fuck your ass.
Don't tempt me with a good time, you piece of shit.
Give me up for $500. Oh wait, not too late.
I did that! I did that!
Shut up! You sound stupid.
Yeah, idiot, you... Oh, he's dead. Alright.
Don't worry guys, he's dead.
Thanks for the backup, boys.
What, Basil? What? What? What?
That guy's been robbed already.
That guy has to have like level 10 armor on.
Holy shit, I need to reload.
That was me? Fuck you!
There we go, so alright, he's dead.
Reloading!
I am having a lot of fun. Yep. Yep, very much enjoying my time
We making blue when I just think we have a good team, I don't know we're kind of curb stomping
Hey, hey, bastard, a job.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
Hey, I have, I have your ammo.
Good.
Go and take my ammo.
Yeah, go ahead.
Mom, man, mom, man.
I'm a two armor.
I'm a two armor.
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
Anything else?
Anything else that you know?
you a monocle that's about it we talk about bandages talk about bandages okay
there you go baby all right all right all right all right all right all right
I don't...
I lost the digger.
Concentrally!
Oh, shit!
My helmet was...
high at durability. I actually don't know. I didn't look.
Forward march!
Forward! Forward my brother!
Forward! Forward! We must kill the evens!
Give me a war report how you doing today lucky Lou you doing good
I'm doing good I'm a huge fan. Yeah, oh, it's good to see you. May I say your helmet looks
fantastic you could ride any bike and you would be completely fine
I just robbed a guy myself all right let's go kill him
Forward from the north where the hell's the north this way
I don't see nothing
Nothing north let's go back to the cycle
In the building
Whoosh
No fear, brothers and sisters, push!
Good morning, you sexy hoes!
Shit! Behind us!
Help!
It's an ambush!
They're coming from the tree!
Don't leave us!
Would save me first!
Shit.
Shit.
Look how much money I could be making if I didn't die first.
Help.
Help.
Help.
I got shot.
I got shot.
Thank you.
You got decent on my body.
Thank you Jesse.
Thank you.
Thank you, Jester.
No problem.
This is a lot of body to run on.
Thank you for starting at my nipple site.
I really do appreciate that.
Good work, everyone.
So this is the most insane curb stomping I think I've ever been a part of.
the fucking blue team of all teams the hell no no no no that's 10 and 17 in the
zone that's bodies in here so I think the other people let me look let me look
let me look let me look scoreboard oh yeah they got plenty of them they just uh you know
they're drooling a little bit they are drooling a little bit
forward we'll switch lobbies after this
Oh car I get an angle on these guys
What's up, bitch?
Oh, well, that'll happen.
I just see somebody.
Yeah, these guys, they just, they don't, they don't know the game they're playing, I don't think.
I think they're just as confused as everyone else.
Big bad, big bad bitty ditty.
Jesus
Holy shit, I got an attack I looked out for as well
Shit
Mother fucker
Come on come on whoo yes
I
Just I'm faking the enemy. Oh fuck you fuck you
chat if I start driving this do I start getting credit for the people who
spawned on it or is that only go to the person who brings it into the zone did
Did the devs already think about how shitty I could be?
No I don't.
Well, kill me.
Dude, I only got one point wrong.
We could have gotten the achievement.
I know, man, I know.
And the thing is, I think I've broken out with my ally when I think I've moved in too.
Damn.
Fuck it's so fast. I don't know. Maybe I'll do it.
Damn!
OOOOOOOH!
Shit!
Well...
This is a...
curb stomp.
I'm getting in the hell and I'm flying to wherever the fuck they are.
Who's with me?
Yeah, I'll unlock it.
Oh, is this yours?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no I'll fly because everybody good now. It's gonna give me some money
Everybody
What a guy
Fuck you
That is I class
Oh my gosh, they're all here they are all here up all top left get ready boys
This way this way this way
There's a fucking hundred of them up there don't see me don't see me don't see me
These guys are so down bad they're sitting in their fucking spawn and we're pushing them in their spawn. I need my money
No, bro, he crosses and then the guy peeks right behind them
There is it! Did I sleep again? Four hours?
How do I always end up on this team?
What'll happen?
No!
Nice!
Help me!
Oh, there's a lot more than one more!
Y'all gave us too much time!
Ho ho ho ho!
That'll happen boss, that'll happen.
99! Go for the resists!
Go for the resists!
Yes, wow
Wow.
I don't even know what to say about that one.
I don't even know what to say.
That was uh, shiett.
Phew!
Alright.
I am leaving that game.
GG's to all the boys.
My god.
That was...
Phew!
Okay.
Alright.
Where do we wanna go boys?
Where do we wanna go?
I'm in queue still live I just got on I just got on I slept a little bit jump
back in
Tim X a little 52 tell Timmy go to sleep tell Timmy stop being a degenerate
Yo, a lot of things for the five gifted, hip, welding, sour, warlock, big Jordy, and real
John, thank you.
Though coffee this morning my wife's not awake yet
It's early
I'll bring one more bag with this big ass bag
The hell yo
Let's do this!
Why don't I use level 2 armor?
Well, honestly man, typically in this game,
it's people shooting me that I can't see.
And very rarely do I feel like my me winning and losing
gunfight relies on me taking more bullets.
You like instantly die or you kill them instantly.
Now, as the game keeps going on and people
start unlocking more shit like I will but you know other than the no-lifers I
mean not many people are high enough level for like 8 p.m. oh and shit like
that yet so we can still get away with little little kids
now let's go hot zone hot zone
Motherfucker, that's why we fly our own hullets.
Thank you.
You got an ass, you got an ass.
Let's go.
I
Here's fine with me
That's her shot over oh what the fuck
This guy just shot
I'm coming. I need to get a larger rig.
of
the
death
of
the
Whoo the hell is that guy shooting appreciate you keep that zone boys
It's safety and when they move her now late
Close sit on the rock no armor like a pussy
Help
He's sitting on a rock to the left of my body no armor
Somebody please grab your nuts and rest rest rest they're coming
I have smokes on my body if somebody wants to smoke
Nice boys this guy I'm awake up and I'm gonna be completely fucking robbed
My gosh my guys are straight up running around binocs and resin what a beast. Oh
Shit
Thank you hutch no problem. No problem
Fuck out
Never rest he doesn't ever rest
Mother fucker
I ever woke up at 3 30 a.m. to go snowboarding and get a couple McGriddles on the way peak
Not snowboarding, but to just go back to my house, sit on the couch, and watch
National Geographic and old-school Steve Irwin. Absolutely. Let's rock.
It's the truth. Yo, bro, all I'm saying is, man, inject the crocodile hunter
straight into my veins. That guy's a fucking beast. Let's go! Plays!
He gave it a tier one, just gave it a try. Pickle, tree, twisted,
hairrow, thank you.
Hunches out of the chopper.
I love the chopper, bro. Don't talk shit about the chopper. The chop daddy is the most fun thing to do in this game. I love it.
Unless you're in the chopper, then don't go in the chopper. The chopper sucks. It's the worst thing ever. If you're flying.
Don't fly. I'll roll the skies, you guys. Keep using your legs like bitches.
You smell different when you're awake.
Alright.
Chad, if I die, he did it.
i don't even know
on what's
see like on this game it makes me want to get in the heli even more
because i feel like in a heli i could just find people whenever and
wherever I want to find them you know so that's our fob oh we're just we just
owned this game okay that's good
no not gators and shit crocodiles are completely different than gators that's
That's like saying an English bulldog is the equivalent of a pit bull with rabies.
That is the comparison between a crocodile and an alligator.
Jesus.
Unbelievable that she said that, truly.
OH SHIPPALS!
The fuck?
Someone shot.
Who was that?
this one? oh they might be there. eat shit bitch!
awesome. Yeah, wait, there is no fog here.
Not the monkey.
What the hell?
Bro, what are with these games? Where's the competitive games at, man?
Switch teams.
I could switch teams!
Everyone's working, I know everyone's working.
But there's like people on the other team!
Look, there's CSDOs!
Oh wait, that's my team, well...
Point unproven.
Like what are these guys doing over here?
I'm, I'm ugly is what it is. I'm getting the chopper. I blame listen I blame my
sneeze I blame I blame my sneeze if I didn't sneeze I would have killed him
100%
If I didn't sneeze I would have killed him
All right got a big bag
How do I
How do I get the music again?
Is it true I cover my bed in syrup?
What the hell are you talking about?
Let's do this shit.
Let's do this shit.
I know what song I want.
I'm ready.
I am awake!
Get up alarm!
Alright.
Holy God, they killed everybody.
Alright, we're going to go shoot the blue team that isn't doing anything, just because fuck them.
And then we kill everyone else.
Let's rock.
Get out of here, bitches!
Get out of your tower!
What was that from?
get out of your tower
Shit!
We gotta do a big loop here.
Woohoo!
Where you going?
I missed!
Get out of your tower!
I
Tell a bitch
Get out of your tower, get out of your tower!
The flying husband is here, you bastard!
Oh shit!
Plus 10K.
Good flight, good flight.
Let's go again.
good flight good flight the flying
I'm not gonna touch them, we'll be back.
Da da da da da da da da da!
Wait, okay, how do I get the...
How do I get the music? Where's the music at, boss? Is it at the vendor?
Press B.
Where? Where do y'all see it?
It's in the F menu.
no it's not
you just had it
what
well I'm fucked now I can't do it
let's go back
hehehehe
Let's go back!
You two like to stream, dammit!
Oh, look at that, look at that, blue is mortaring, not on my walks, they aren't. Time to head back home.
Actually, we need to go play Hawks Zone, our team, somehow, right after I stop playing
the zone, everybody stop playing the zone.
Let's go help them out.
This is for my Australians.
Is this the high-plating room?
This is not the song I thought it was.
Where are those shots?
I
Don't know where those guys went
Is that Blue Team?
Who's in that tower?
Alright, they have anti-air.
Gonna go back and get flares.
Got to go get flares.
But our presence allowed our red team to get the objective and that's what matters.
Now, now, we go clear out the towers again.
Honestly, like, all righty, which tower was the anti-air at?
Had to be, has to be, no, it's the green tower, bastards.
Alrighty, we're going to go far out over here and then whoop.
Are you doing, are you flying with a mouse and keyboard? Yeah.
Yeah, I can give you guys my settings after this game if you want them.
They'll help you out a ton.
They're pulling, or we pulling, yep, they're pulling, this is our point, this is our time.
This is when we make a difference.
All right, gotta get him off anti-air early
Lock in boys
I fucked it, I fucked it, I fucked it, I fucked it!
I
Gotta get them off that shit
He insted me.
Oh my god, he insted me.
Wasn't wearing armor. Yo, we're going right back up in the air. We got a challenge this guy
There's no way we let him fucking do that to us. We go right back. We go right back. We have to make sure we get armor
I forgot I didn't have a armor. Yo, honestly
We're going level two armor inside that. That's the key
That's the key hundred percent
We'll grab that
So right now green team I think isn't a lot better spot than us which is not
Where the fuck is Dixon?
He's yelling at Dixon no Dixon messed up
up. Boys listen, now it's not yours, listen boys, we gotta just, we have to, no it's not
yours, it's not yours, I bought it. We have to hard focus gentlemen, hard, hard, hard
focus the green towers the green towers boys hard focus them green towers
boys green towers new song new song new song there was he was so mad at Dixon he
just wasn't listening to me. All right next song next song what do we want what
do we want? Come on show me something show me something show me something show
me something show me something show me something I got it I got it it's a short
one but it's a great one. We gotta go at that green tower again man. Dude they've
just they've built so well that it's hard to... it's hard to kill them. They have
sandbags on either side of the fucking... what's this guy doing?
They're upgrading that blue base.
Hold on a second, just a little quick stop here before we go to green.
That's a quick stop here, just a quick stop before we go to war.
There's some easy pickings real quick.
All right, let's go to Green.
Let's go to Green.
I've got to lose them so I can come back in.
Where's my fucking heli support, man?
Come get some, bitch.
come back pussy!
all right we got him off that but the problem is they're already going to be
respond on it
We got to go get Flares.
All righty, our boys are smacking them, let's go get our flares, then we come right back.
Yeah, let's go home, let's go home.
We get a little repair, we get more flares, and we're right back in there.
I think this is one of those where we just got to make sure we have a lot of
flares.
That makes sure we have a lot of flares.
Fuck you, Dixon. Bro, he's still mad at Dixon.
No. Shit.
Yes, I will show everyone my mouse settings after this game, after this game.
New song loaded up, hold, found it, found it.
New song ready.
I do still have ammo in the backpack to use, but that's like if the run is going really
well.
Right now, depending on the types of games you have, it changes how you're flying and
how much you have to go back to base.
In a game where I'm not getting anti-air as hard as I am right now, I typically go through
all the ammo.
But in this game where I have other people flying on the other team, lock-in.
They're watching for me now.
I think they're blind on this side, I think.
or not.
There's two now.
They have two, bro. They have two. Please, mortar the fucking green team!
These motherfuckers! Fuck you, pal. Damn it. I just got told to go fuck myself.
All righty, they are running double anti-air.
I don't think it's even worth doing it.
If they're just gonna sit in their base
and say we go in the game.
They're running the old Michael Dubey anti-air.
Oh
Yeah, I just kept filling up my damn fucking what's it called I just kept forgetting thank you though
All right, would you
There is a lot, oh, you're full, you're full.
I'll just take a little chopper, I'm gonna go fuck up the green team.
All right, let's try and get over there again.
Yo, what's up?
You got a mic?
All right, listen, you want me to,
you want, I can put you on a hill
or put you in a location
where you can just snipe the fuck out of the green team
if you want.
They're being bitches right now.
They're just sitting on top of their tower with empty air.
Yeah, yeah, put me in a good angle on them.
I got you.
We'll put you on the apartment right next to their base.
Well, the problem is, we got a lot of people in no man's land.
But if we can start bouncing these back and forth, we're going to be all right.
Green team has such a stronghold, though, man.
I'm going to put you at the base of these apartments.
I'll probably get out with you.
All right.
I
All right
damn they're holding their apartments as well holy shit these guys are locked the
Fuck it
I'm getting shot from across the building from a completely separate guy.
I'm gonna be honest, think I'm gonna reset and do another game.
I think the uh, yeah I think that one's a stanky one.
I'm also gonna hide the screen on this dude.
I would hide the screen, that was on the me, my friends.
Bro, they had double anti-air with everyone sitting in the apartments fucking my ass.
That was a brutal one.
Also, let me appear offline.
That should help.
Invisible.
There we go.
Sounds like a good time.
It usually is, usually, usually is.
Yeah, I'll show you the settings right now.
Give me a second.
I just don't want to leak.
Looks like Battlefield to me.
It's very similar, yeah.
It's very similar to Battlefield.
I just, what makes me have a lot of fun in it
is the economy in it.
Like truly, having an economy where like
what's going on kind of matters, it's pretty cool.
All right, so settings.
We'll make a settings clip as well for this.
So the biggest thing that you wanna turn on
is the rotary vehicle control.
And then you want to turn your helicopter mouse swipe left and right to y'all and the
helicopter mouse swipe up and down the pitch.
And then you can mess around with the sensitivity.
I would go 25% on both and make sure you have flight assist on.
They uh, they changed this from the last play test.
I used to do this off because it was really bad, but now it's better, so.
Good
Yeah, I flow I flew with assists off as well until this
Until the release and now I fly with it on because it's just it's a lot better
Hell yeah good for you man
What's your goal with heli I want to get the big dog helichopper the full-on
attack helichopper
yeah the black cock 100%
The Black Hawk, wait what did I say?
By the mixtape?
Nobody's fucking talking skits over.
Bro, I'm telling you, I don't, oh, right here.
Get in boys.
Get in boys, two more seats.
What up, baby? Get in the chopper! Hurry! We gotta go to zone!
Alright, gentlemen! Listen up!
You want me to stop the music or?
No, that's fine, but you can keep that on.
Okay.
I'm sorry, bro, I didn't mean it.
I don't have music on.
My boyfriend's fucking my girlfriend, dude.
I hate when that happens.
That's fucked up, dude.
Why are you here with us?
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up, man.
That's fucked up.
Good luck, boys.
Go, go, go.
Make me proud, gentlemen.
Make me proud.
Make me proud, gentlemen! Make me proud!
I bought the worst mixtape I could.
All right, all right, all right, that's enough of that, enough of that, enough of that.
Honestly, never again.
Not that song.
We'll get the other one.
Well, let's try the other one.
try the other one. Also I say we... Oh my, what the fuck?
Come on in boys.
Oh shit it's Hutch.
What's good bro?
What's good dude?
I was just watching your stream.
Hey I appreciate that.
Did I look skinny today?
Always brother.
My man, my man.
Let me get you a jam.
Alright give me one second here.
Let me get you a little song.
Get this shit out of here, okay, whatever
What the no mother fucker
Nothing no don't leave don't leave up give me one shit, okay, we're gonna get back in get back in oh
Nevermind we got a lot of people coming in come on in boys
Don't worry. I'll get you out there. Just got you know I gotta make my money, you know, I mean
How's the chopper progression coming?
Oh dude, it's good, it's good.
Everyone's getting anti-air now, which has been fucking my ass, but it's good.
Jeez.
Get in boys, get in.
Yeah, you have it.
Are you doing well?
No, don't listen to that guy.
That other helicopter kills everybody, trust.
This helicopter is the safe one.
Yeah, Matt, I like the Galileo, bro. Have you tried that?
I have, I have.
Dude, I like the 545! I like the 545!
Ah, we'll see, we'll see.
Lock in, boys.
Why you don't fly with anyone else before just having that car?
All right boys good luck
One survived one survived, okay
Alright, get out of here!
See you later!
I'll bring ammo soon! Ammo soon!
Alright.
Let's get this fobs up and going!
And then we're good.
20k on two runs? Oh, yeah.
I hear you! I'm getting supply for the church! Shut up over there! I gotta do so much!
All right, he's gonna kick you guys out for a second, okay?
He's gonna kick you guys out for a second.
Get back in.
Oh, who's gonna be the lucky man?
oh shit sorry all right you had to fly the next one sorry how you doing today
oh it's me again bro I got the last one there's someone just camping in the bushes bro yeah I
probably could have dropped you in a better spot this is what I'm gonna do
I'm going to the church now. Maybe you jump out at the church and
Survey the lands from there for a bit
Okay
All right, it's starting to worry me. We have not logged the singular point yet, but
Wait till that bitch takes 20. All right, I'm gonna be up in that helicopter raining hell
Later dude, what a good guy.
Alright there's that.
Now I think, what else y'all need?
I mean, I guess I could just check, right?
Oh, they need literally everything.
was just dropped did they did they get the ammo or no
Get in boys!
Get in boys!
Oh, there's our...
Hey, don't you worry.
You're with hutch airlines the best airlines in the game
Wait for this last guy and then we get out of here
Boys get in it's probably locked you're gonna die if you don't know how to fly get in all right fuck you
All right gentlemen, we only go hot zone or where?
I'll put you somewhere to catch it.
Yeah, I think that's a good spot
Don't get out this yeah boys
Okay, I'll go out
All right guys, you're good riding these hills
Very nice
Score all right boys. Let's see if we can't take out one of these helis
I want him
and
No!
Oh, it's all over for me
All part of the plan all part of the plan
Man, should worry about nothin', boys.
Now it is time to fly.
Now it is time to fly!
Oh, it's not the real hot shit to fuck up in the chat!
I'm not gonna die.
Hey, go get yourself binoculars.
Go get yourself binoculars in a big bag.
You can be my co-pilot.
Trust, you're gonna make money.
I got some, I got some.
You got some binocs?
Got you. Come on in.
Do you have any extra storage?
You can grab some ammo or a flare?
I ain't got no flares.
I know, can you, you know what, fuck it.
We'll be fine, lock in.
Spot him.
I'm gonna make a squad, join my squad, okay?
Squad's open, join it.
Let's go.
Alright, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, let's go, let's go, lock him.
Lock him in, lock him in.
This guy doesn't know what the hell's going on.
Really?
Alright, we're killing everybody.
Huch can't fuck.
DUSPEN SHUT UP!
LOCK HIM!
That was a good stream, brother Locking.
It's my territory, bitch.
Who's just uncontested, really?
Shit.
Eeeeeeeeh.
Eeeeeeeeh.
You know I try and get an eye on it because every time I pre pop flares early they hold it
And every time I pop flares late, they shoot it
I'm pissed damn it
That'll happen that'll happen
I just want to know why is it every time that I want to fly a heli
The entire other team has anti-air like a motherfucker, but our team has no anti-air whatsoever
They never heard of it. What the fuck?
Well, I should have you know what I should have done
You know what the biggest mistake out of all that was is that I didn't establish a target
before I started
Flying like I knew what the fuck what's going on now that I know
We go like this
And then we go like this
New song it is the song it is a song that song honestly. It's nobody's fault including my own. It's the song's fault
New song I
I got one and if I lose with this one, it is purely a skill issue
Are you ready boys? Are you ready? I am guaranteed to win with this next song
Guaranteed guaranteed
Let's fuck him up.
They have anti-air and the gunner.
We got to go in hot.
We ought to hit our shots.
I didn't hit anything like I told you I would.
Not good.
This was worst case scenario.
worst case scenario, worst case, worst case, hey stop the music, stop the music, Stevie
Wonder was flying the helicopter and I apologize, I apologize for that, let me go ahead and
Um, hello? Hello, boys? Can we please mortar the green bastards? Please.
Let me see if the mortar team is going to answer my request. Where?
Tower 3, right? Tower 3? Or 2?
I don't know if it's in range, I can try.
Well, try, bastard!
They're fucking tearing us up!
is so bad. I'm gonna have to get better at killing anti-air because I am terrible at
it right now. What do you guys do? Do you just commit to that shit and hope that you
kill them before they kill you is that like is that how y'all do it longer
run up I mean we got to go try and kill him again right I know I don't have the
the rocket once I have the rocket oh oh we're mortaring them yes wait this is
our time this is our time this our opportunity this is our opportunity this
This is our opportunity.
No.
No.
Lock in.
Okay, alright. Okay, alright. That didn't go well. That didn't go well. That didn't
go well at all, to be honest. That went as about as bad as you could.
me why i'm subbed to you i told her that this is like family to me yes i'm not
worthy of being parents i can count to 20 without stuttering and i'm skinny but it's still family
the fucking bitch
Dude, they made... Oh my god! I... I don't know how I beat that.
Yo, I appreciate the love, Corrupted. Thank you so much.
Actual war tactics, honestly, mods banned that guy.
Banned that piece of shit, banned him.
Fly low to avoid being targeted by any admiral.
Yeah, so I fly low to avoid being targeted by the AA, but then I get destroyed by the
machine gun. I don't have rockets. That's the next L.E.F.
up.
Yo, if I park this heli here, it disappears, right?
I'm going to go bring the church, okay, I'm going to lock this, I'm going to lock this
then and I'm going to go and bring, I'm getting a different heli, I'm going to go bring ammo
to the fucking church I'm gonna go bring an immense amount of ammo to the church
we need to mortar those fucking assholes all we got I'm only gonna have one
see it I gotta go bring the mortar ammo to the church sorry boys
hey listen do me a favor okay can you hear me when you go to the church I
need you to go in there you don't have to stay just go in there and say hey you
beautiful people a request is coming in from hutch to mortar, power, hold, three
Say the world that we live in depends on it. Okay?
Okay, I got you. My man.
We've lost so much money this game, it's honestly making me sad.
Get ready to jump.
They... you know what?
Fuck everybody. Fuck everybody.
two games I've left in a row, two games where they have had not one, not two, but three anti-air missiles
and a machine gun turret on the tower. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. Fuck everybody. I don't care.
Fuck that. Oh my gosh. I forgot my helicopter was still at the base. Kill me.
Fucking kill me.
Kill me. Maybe stop flying. Maybe shut the fuck up. We consider that one.
have you have have you considered it if you consider sucking my balls no I
haven't tried drones but I'll tell you this much if I see a base with quadruple
Anti-air again. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. I'm just gonna have to run. I'm just gonna have to go and fight on the ground
We tried avoiding the missiles have you tried avoiding calories whips you fat ass
Huh? Have you tried that? You son of a bitch?
Chana I'm on edge. Don't fuck. I just joined the green team. DAMMIT!
Whatever
I'm on edge. I am on edge. I can't do this. You're right. Hunch might be the missile taking
the chopper down. Okay. Count your days whips. Count your days. Count your days. Use pieces.
Mom, can we change the kick title, please, thank you.
Kyle, get in Discord.
Damnit, Kyle, you piece of garbage.
Get in the Discord.
Yeah, somebody call Kyle the hard R.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
It ain't Saturday, hold.
Hold your fire.
Jesus.
Kyle is a whore
Bro, why are you in my face, man?
Guys can get any of you all good with mortars
Alright listen bro if they get on fucking anti-air I'm gonna need mortars alright.
I'm like Helen Keller up there I can't shoot them off of it.
Get off of me what's up then huh what's up what's up jump them boys jump them jump them
this motherfucker. She's a shit. Heard around the office. She got fat coffee. I love coffee
in my coffee hole. What? Oh, here we go. If you don't get my helicopter, you're a loser.
Listen, I'm bringing everything to the fob.
I will bring all the ammo and all the building supplies.
Alright, we need to make money.
Let's get it, baby!
I love you, I love you, bitch!
Okay, we are delivering a hundred different supplies to this fob.
We're making a hundred thousand and then we're getting in our helicopter and we're burning
it all.
Any questions?
Win's Lunge, shut up fat ass!
Everything's fine, get in! Everything's fine, get in! Everything's completely fine.
Come on boys, get in, get in! Fuck the other heli pilots, I'm the best.
Don't get in with him, get him with me, trust me, I'm better.
Don't worry about that, don't listen to him, I'm getting a song and it's worth it.
I'm getting a song and it's worth it, don't listen to him, don't listen to him.
All right, we're taking off soon, here we go boys, yes we're going to survive and we're
going to thrive, we're not only going to survive, it's going to be fantastic.
Okay, I may actually everybody out everybody out give me one, so one second everybody out what one second
Don't get in with them. Don't get in with him. Don't get it with them
Get out of the fucking alley
Don't get it with him don't get in with them
Don't get in with them don't get in with them. Give me one moment. Don't get in with them
them nothing look there it is look there it's just like I told you all right
oh shit all right everybody in everybody in everybody in oh shit one
second everybody in everybody in what the fuck is happening give me a second
I'm trying I'm no don't go don't go don't go one second everybody just one
second just one second everybody everybody everybody it was all worth
it
I'm not gonna lie, I just lost about 8,000 due to all of those shenanigans.
Boys, listen to the words I have to say, I need you guys to pop off like you've never
popped off before, okay?
Pop off!
Lock in!
You want the hot zone our side
Wait everyone jumped everyone jumps right I'll lose buddy everyone jumps jump jump jump
Oh my I've lost everything. I've lost everything close to deer to my heart. They all died oh
No
Wait, why didn't I thought I said this-
Okay, also, what the fuck was that message, is it not restarting?
Oh, it's after the match!
Damn it!
Oh, I killed everyone for no reason.
I killed everyone for no reason at all.
Reading is hard.
Shut up.
shut the fuck up they lived they did live come on boys the lock-in listen we
are juicing up this fog we're juicing the fog up I don't care I don't care we're
juicing it up we're giving them everything they need to be successful
everything they need to be successful.
That one guy, that was like, I got you, Hutch. He sounded like the real deal.
Oh my god, oh my god, what is happening to me?
Oh!
What is this?
Shut the fuck up!
Oh
Shut the fuck up
Well there goes all the money boss
There goes every last dollar of money we made
ran ammo
I'm just flying, sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit.
One pound fish.
One pound fish.
No, I will not crash another Helly This Game guaranteed.
Guaranteed.
Getting shot down doesn't count.
Bro, they already have anti air.
They already, they already have anti-air. I'm in help.
20 gifted says you do. Okay, let's go and talk about some parameters.
Does that count if I get blown out of the sky by a rocket?
Guess it does.
I'm not taking the deal then.
Fuck you.
That's like asking if I'm going to be out of breath when I walk up the stairs.
guaranteed win for you, fuck you.
Damn it, I should have got ammo. Shit.
pilot error only to see that's what I'm thinking that sounds fair you get
out of breath put on your socks stealing count your days asshole
Count your days.
We will be playing music whenever we're flying the attack helicopter.
If we play too much, YouTube gets banned.
So we try and play it only when we need to.
Only when it is completely necessary.
But why haven't they started building it?
Oh, no fob.
Getting a fob, that is not good.
No problem, no problem.
Good morning!
Huh?
Oh, I know!
I woke up this morning to...
Oh, bang!
Oh, I know, I woke up this morning to- BOOM BANG!
Jesus!
Did I need to go take a shit?
Hey, I'm just going to be honest, if you're hating on crocs right now, watch your mouth.
Okay?
Crocs are incredible.
No, you...
You making coffee?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
No, you... you making coffee?
shit shit shit do not crash don't crash hut this is not the time to crash
Okay, Fob dropped.
They already have a fob. Bro, bro, bro!
Bro! You gotta be kidding me!
Listen, I'm gonna say something, bro.
If you're running logistics and someone asks for a fob,
and you don't say I'm bringing a fob when someone else has already said I'm bringing
a fob and then you bring the fob,
fuck you.
Fuck you, I just got scammed.
Now minus 6,000, whoever that was, your mom's a hoe.
Dude, I'm so pissed, man.
Oh, we're about to hit 20. Let's park that heli.
Let's go rain hell. Leave that heli for someone else.
got that let me go grab this bag monstrous bag level 2 level 2 you get a
couple bandages and then you guys said I should get a drill
Good.
Holy shit, I'm minus 17,000.
If this doesn't go well,
chalk it up.
Chalk it the fuck up.
Come on!
Alright boys, we need a good song here.
All right, this is great, this is great, this is great.
We have a lot of control.
Feel free to stay in as long as you want.
You're about to see incredible flying.
I have no idea what he's saying.
Now that song, yes.
How's that guy alive?
Where are my shots going, Lockhead?
Damn it, Hunch!
Hold on! Hold on! I heard my older horses!
I haven't heard anything!
How, how, how, how, how is he shooting these new trees?
Oh my gosh!
Okay, they're on the back side.
I'm gonna be honest.
Oh, he already left.
He had no faith.
Okay, all right, okay, I didn't kill anything I
Didn't kill anything and a lot of people in here might be judging me for such endeavors
But did I at least look cool
No
Well, let me let me go ahead and process everything you just said now we'll we'll we'll get back
together in a second.
And now I'm getting spam called. I am in hell.
Good morning. No, not in this weather.
Okay. Be safe.
I would like that. Thank you.
Love you.
Don't worry, this time you're going to see something, Chad. Don't worry about nothing. New song.
Wait for it.
You're about to be impressed.
Guaranteed.
impressed
They're up there, I think.
Is that a guy just laying down right there?
Do I see that right?
Or is he dead?
Definitely dead, definitely dead, definitely dead.
Everyone's dead in there.
I believe.
Damn, this guy murdered everyone.
Holy shit.
What's going on over here?
Not today, bitches.
Oh
Out out son of a bitch
See, it's not letting me switch seats!
Well, maybe it's only like we're moving?
Oh, shit!
Switch seats back, switch seats back.
It's not letting me switch seats.
It's literally not letting me switch seats.
It's not letting me switch seats.
It is not letting me switch seats.
FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME!
FIX YOUR GAME!
Fix it and go!
Okay, note this out.
This shit was built with bubblegum duct tape and butt cheese.
I refuse to ever swap seats like that again.
And no way will I ever in the rest of my days of living on this earth ever swap seats like
that and trust the game to work.
Never again!
I'm gonna go for wait that by the helio ready
I got you, I got you, I got you.
What?
What?
What?
Whenever there's anti-air, go below the trees, they can't shoot you as well.
Got it!
10-4, Rubber Ducky!
10-4!
See you out there!
Go below the trees.
go below the trees.
I can't stop crashing my fucking heli to get
more than enough to go below the trees!
Grab it!
Next song.
Oh, we chased this guy down.
We chased this guy down.
He has to be low.
I can't hit him.
One player left.
I have to hit him here.
I gotta win this!
The hell was that?
Oh, shitballs!
You bastard, it's dead?
Alright they're dead again, wonderful.
Alright, we can fly in peace for a little bit.
Okay, all right, okay.
what have we learned we have learned watch out for the guy sitting in a
building with a fucking RPG okay now I'm not trying to blame anybody here but
none of you yelled RPG as he was launching it at my face now again I'm
I try to say it's anyone's fault, but if it was anyone's fault it would be yours just say it
Yeah, I don't make the rules
It's okay, it's all right all right
You know what I'll let it slide
As long as on the record, we all know that this was your fault, and not my fault.
That's really the biggest thing here is me taking absolutely zero responsibility for
any of the last $170,000 I have lost.
Okay.
Watch out for the RPG.
gets past you we're going back have you tried not flying mods ban that guy lock
him
I know, Blue Team has no aspirations to win.
They're just trying their hardest not to die anymore, you know?
Which is typical Blue Team shit.
I'm scared, I'm scared, don't shoot at me!
I'm scared, don't shoot at me!
Bitch!
They're back on anti-air over here.
Oh, we're fucking dead.
Yeah, blue team is tired of getting bullied.
I repeat, blue team is tired of getting bullied.
Is it why we bring a drill?
I'm not going to blow up, I'm fine!
Let's go!
Can I beat that? If I start shooting at that gun before it shoots me, can I kill that guy
on there is it really hard
I legitimately have no idea
they have some here as well now
The target's me again, I'm fucking dead.
Oh, dude, the entire map is anti-air.
I think we run out whatever this is and then we play objective the rest of the game.
The entire map is anti-air.
So shit.
Any groundlock missiles? No, I mean, I don't know. I don't know what they did. I don't
I will say in this helicopter specifically
dealing with any type of
anti-air is
Fucking terrible like it is so hard, but the next helicopter, which is the missile one
I'm pretty sure is what is made for that
Why not go after the enemy heli because this
This, this heli is quite literally meant for killing people on the ground and that is it.
That is the only thing really, I mean you can go to bases and pick them off in their base pretty easily and it's like a lot of fun.
Yeah, you're good Slasher, thank you bro.
But like this late in the game I think you just, you literally just need to be running Missile Heli and clearing out bases.
But I don't have it unlocked yet soon I think.
Anyone know when I unlocked that?
Don't quit on the Hellies?
Oh dude I love that Hellies.
It's my favorite part about the game.
Yeah, I've headshotted a couple pilots.
But they also, it really depends on...
If they just run from me, you can't really headshot them too well.
You can't really headshot them too well, boss.
Yo, we got a lot of anti air everywhere now, bro.
I know, it's fucking terrible.
I know.
I'm gonna try my hardest to get.
Yeah, I'm gonna try my, uh, let's, let's hit the, uh, hit tower one with me.
Tower one.
Wait what's oh my god it's 9-11 today oh my god in game we're talking about in
and war dogs.
Yes.
And then danger close turns on.
Okay, all right.
What the fuck is happening?
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Not good.
I
Not good
like bro bro the AA is so fucking ridiculous
From across the map, I'm getting obliterated!
That wasn't even that tower, that was the complete other fucking tower!
I know it's good for the game, but it's shitty for me!
I wonder if my boy's still alive.
He is.
Fly low, I'ma try.
Killed all in the air.
Oh my god, you're so sexy.
You good sir, are so sexy.
How in the ever living shit is my bullets going all around them?
What the hell is that?
Yeah, it's just a dude.
Look at that!
How?
Bro, war dogs, how the fuck are you supposed to kill people if they sandbag the entire
AA all around them besides where it shoots?
Bro, get me out.
I'm not flying the heli anymore.
Fuck the heli!
This game, fuck the heli.
No more.
No more heli for me.
We're going on the ground, troops.
We're going on the ground.
Bro, this guy has fucking sandbags
that completely protect him.
He can quite literally not be shot.
You can't shoot him!
He's just fucking invincible!
This gets to sit there and Jack is fucking lean on top of a roof!
You can't even shoot him if you're a fucking player!
With a gun!
I gotta climb my fat ass up there!
Give me out there, bro.
Bro, the AAs are aids.
They're actual aids.
Mortar, dude, the mortar team can't kill them off the anti-air fast enough.
Until we have the missile heli, we can't fly the turret anymore.
We're going to have to unlock the missile heli.
It's literally the only thing we can do which I what do we know when?
Bro level 20 what the fuck
Holy shit
Let's get them
Let's go get them
We're gonna keep grinding it, but I'm not not in these types of games where they're literally just impossible to fly in a heli
Yo, you want to clear out these empty air on the actually out just gonna blue fuck them
that's an enemy heli, not good
I
Remember me you fucking bitch
I'm on my right.
I'm going to be pushing that angle.
They're inside.
He's lit, nice!
Hey, can we try and grab a hammer and repair walls?
Fuck these guys!
I'mma smoke that door off, we should get our- oh I can't.
We got people sniping to the right.
Hey, anyone know how to build? Does anyone know how to build? This guy over here has a hammer.
building's easy okay where's that guy's shit at I don't know I don't know I swear
was like right I killed the guy right over here I don't know where it went
I don't think there's a slot here.
Build that bitch, build that bitch.
What do you want me to build?
Helly!
Full Helly!
Wall just closed everything off!
We need more supplies.
That mess.
There's a guy over here.
I
That door across
I got stuck in between the wall building it. I shot bro dad laughing you keep building. I got your repair
Very nice.
No more blue tower.
No more blue tower.
You've been evicted, bitch! Get outta here!
Catch me if you feel that, Spongebob.
Give me some of that hard rock and roll!
Well, that's you, bitch.
Oh, you're next.
He's to the right, on top of the roof!
I
Was a large hammer right here
I
Want to go kill these guys next
Nice
Blue team is not, I said it before, they don't try and win, they're just fucking menacists
to society.
you baby how'd that go for you jackass
how do we get up how do we get up
oh shit oh my god
everybody wants to kill this blue team up here i think our boy won though maybe
Nope.
Guys snuck up behind us.
Bastards
Give me in the zone bro, it's in this game these old bastards
Fuck red team fat boy
I'm a f***ed you b***h.
Also, I'm on the green team right now, you dumbass!
Yeah, here we come, we're going to the left side and the mountains there.
I'm down to kill him. I'm down, I'm down to smoke him. Where are they?
I'm down to fall.
You're telling me that you're a real player?
Minus 8,000, I want to die, I know I'm going to enjoy my burrito.
I
I'm in some out of pain I am in and immense amount
Honestly do I have another heli I don't
We got anti-air on the hill as we leave the base that Alfie got.
I'm going to try to go behind them.
Yeah, go behind them, land us on them.
I'm going to yell at them.
That was my plan.
Yeah, we're not dropping or I got a parachute in case. Yeah, we're gonna go there's a currently a
Guy who's anti-airing our base from these hills
Two guys we're gonna jump on them. We're gonna kill them then we'll jump back in the helicopter and go
I think
Man, your guys' timing is impeccable!
Yeah, impeccable timing, impeccable timing.
No, there's a guy close by.
What do we need to get rid of these I think we have to blow them up.
What about grenades?
I just know I don't want them to come back.
I have a grenade or two.
Stand back.
Yeah, stand back.
Let's just see if we can grenade them.
I got it.
I'm dismantling now.
Nice.
Nice!
Fuck y'all.
Alrighty, I'm back in the alley.
Why, what happened?
I'm gonna get another one.
That'll happen.
Don't leave me!
My hutch.
I can't climb. No. Bastards. Ah, it's all. Thank you. Thank you.
I'm just saying let's end this fucking game, put us in the hot zone.
It's my practice, it's my first meal of the day.
Oh, yeah, I don't either. Yeah. Oh, we're dead. Oh, you're a beast.
Yeah, we kill these guys first or anything best $40 I'd spent on
I'm addicted
Bring that car over here bring that car over here
I
Get in
Give me give me near that sandbag. Give me that sandbag when we climb up on this. Oh shit. I see it. I see a much out
Well that door I killed that guy
Thank you, Hodge.
Yes, sir.
They were behind us next to Poulet, or like the white building.
As well upon the tower.
you a a pushes out. I'm coming
Help!
Help!
Approach your position.
Steakles exploded by the way.
That's what you think I want to hear right now?
He dead!
I'm sitting in a tower like a fucking pussy!
Shut up bitch, we're coming up there boys push the tower
To the tower push
I'm coming for you boobs. Oh, I see you up there you bitch
Get his bitch ass!
Later boobs!
See ya!
See ya!
Yo check the drill can we pull?
Yeah we gotta seal, we gotta seal.
jail. Anybody want to see him? Where? Where? Where?
all righty we gotta hurry up what the fuck is going on pull that bitch pull it yeah
Yeah, it looked clear all the way up to the third floor.
Is that a mortar?
Where the fuck did that guy come from?
I watched him jump the fence!
Get on the air!
I'm sending that guy to fucking Vietnam. Give me a moment.
Watch my back!
Well, that's unfortunate. It's all gone. It's all gone!
Take refuge inside!
Wrap their lives!
Everybody, panic!
Safe in here.
How'd we do, Joe?
I don't wanna go outside anymore!
Fuck it!
Oh my gosh!
They just mortared their own heli out of the sky on accident.
They're landing on the roof.
They're actively landing on the roof.
Give me that shit.
Nope, someone's already stripped every last bit of ammo from them.
Get the hell out of the way, fatso!
I
Take our roof we dead
Yeah, please shoot out for you shoot for you shoot
I
Help me please god!
Help me please god!
Help me please god!
Oh
Put me down and break me. Thank you good son
The deed
I'm getting out of this room, fuck this place.
That's a real good idea.
I
Rockin dumb ass
hold up wait is that what is that what they're saying on the street pulling a
hutch is that what is that what is that what they're saying oh sweet heavens
more helicopters than anyone else that that's not how I remember it he's over
there bro licking his butthole or something we are surrounded I think oh
Oh shit!
That guy is still sniping on that roof, I think.
He's on that roof somewhere.
I
Want to fuck with me watch this shit chap
How do I know where I'm shooting how do I know where I'm shooting
How do I know where that is
Math? Why 104?
Watch this.
Hold on.
Oh
Yeah
Oh, yeah
No! We go farther up and right.
we need to go back just a little bit a little bit like this shit I reloaded
That's perfect!
Yep!
Launch him!
Launch him!
Reloading!
Reloading!
Launch him!
Launch him!
Launch him!
BAM! BAM! BANG!
I'm gonna love it this way.
We reload three.
BANG!
Alright, now we just need to reload.
I gotta reload while I'm doing that.
At least I go this way and a little bit like there.
Oh shit, they are on target.
Counter firing!
That might be right on point.
That might be right on point.
Nope, we need to go a little lower.
I'm reloading.
More reloading.
Shit.
Is that hitting anything?
I'm reloading when you're in the animation.
Let's do this one girls.
Bang. Okay, let me go a little bit right.
The left. Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Wait too far right. Watch this, bitches.
Bang!
This is what they did! This is what they did for fuck's sake, we'll be okay!
Oh, is that mine?
No, it's-
I made 17,000.
That whole fucking game I made 17,000.
GG.
Fuck you!
I'll say GG to me after you get done roughing up my bussy.
God.
Shit.
Did all the servers restart?
We did win.
Anyone?
So I can join anything?
One moment, yo, the mortar shit is dope.
I think that they did an incredible job with the mortars.
What is pinging do what does what does pinging something do
I'm gonna be honest I just loaded in solve up my team isn't dead last instantly swap teams now. I'm on the team that's an elite
Thanks, Martin
oh look at that how lucky are we we just joined a team that is in the lead by
metric fuck done how lucky was that wow dubby's in the chat we are so you're
normally living you have already been on for four hours I use streaming until
normal time yep long day today long day today long long didn't know
nipple day today. What's different between war dogs number three? Well, I haven't really
played armor, but I can give you a battlefield and it's just the economy, the economy in
the game, which is like the coolest part. I'm not a big battlefield guy, not recently.
what makes this really fun is that like every every time you go out like every
run it matters because you don't want to lose everything go broke and yada yada yada
so I feel like I'm kind of playing Tarkov a little bit but I'm also just kind
of PVPing like crazy and the gunplay is a lot slower more methodical like I feel
like in battlefield whenever you're playing and you kill five people it
doesn't really matter.
In this game, you kill five people out of five
and take it over like that matters.
So I think they've done a really good job
with making it to where, yes, it's 32 versus 32 versus 32,
but one person truly can make a difference on each team,
which is cool.
I like it.
Lock in, boys.
We had no idea what we're flying into.
Probably death.
The hell's going on over there hold on
Oh no
I don't, don't talk to me, don't, don't say a fucking word, don't, don't look at me,
Don't talk to me, don't even say my fucking name, I hate all of you.
Don't say anything, don't say anything, don't speak my name into existence right now, okay?
Mods ban 10 people, not because they did anything wrong, but because I need to take my anger
out on something.
Start banning people, it is what it is.
Oh fuck!
Alright.
Let's try this again.
Now this is a song!
Do you like Peter Canlock Down?
We have a lot of time.
We have a lot of time.
We have a lot of time.
Do you like be the calandar?
Tart in the rain
Into yoga
Have half a brain
Do you like making love in midnight?
LOKEN!
Holy shit, Pulse.
Okay, anti-air is very much alive.
I didn't do anything.
Is it over here that should me?
Hey, hey.
Everything is so protected.
I can't see nothing.
I can't see nothing, boss.
I know I was even in the air.
Why are y'all sitting on empties?
What the hell's wrong with you people?
I have two flares left.
oh my god that guy is fucking dead
I hope I see people on the road
Where are you bastards?
You bastards!
There's people on the fucking...
Holy shitballs!
Only got one flare left.
Hey, it might be time to head back home.
We got one flare left.
Hold music, hold music, hold music, hold music.
It's today, about to take the chemicals
to the drill towers.
Guys.
Guys.
Guys, we don't have this many viewers often.
Let's try and withhold from the 9-11 jokes,
Just let me enjoy this just for a little bit before you get me banned.
Okay.
All right.
Let's just try just, I'm asking just for a little bit.
Okay.
Give me a couple hours to enjoy it and then we'll start slinging.
Alrighty.
No, don't say happy 9-11 like it's a fucking birthday.
What are we doing in here?
Oh
God
Get a go
All right, lock him.
Watch the mullet.
Watch the mullet.
Do you see it, Waven?
I just got here!
Oh, hi, baby.
I can't hear you. I'm currently listening to Enter the Sandman.
I love you, though, so much. You look beautiful.
Sweet God, help me.
Can I fly by helicopter you bastard chubbs?
We're going over there bro, fuck it.
Oh shit
Get it.
Lock him, lock him.
I'll be gone!
Don't talk to me.
Talk to me!
Give me all the gear bruh.
There.
Mishit! Mishit!
Need more counterweight.
you ready boys we're assaulting the tower
Why is it so hard to get the heli out of the air?
They can't run down.
I'm coming boys.
Lock him.
What's up bitch pussy?
Yahtzee!
Did I get him?
I think I missed.
Oh shit I didn't bring resus not good
Don't give me fifty dollars or something give me fifty dollars. Don't be cheap now. Don't be cheap give me give me fifty dollars
Hey, give me fifty dollars. Hey, all right. You don't want to give me fifty dollars. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Oh, oh now we're talking see
You lost 10,000 for $50 worth it wait wait wait before you leave come back come
come back come back come back I gotta tell you something I need you to pass
As the measures allow for me to beg.
To beg.
To beg.
Damn it!
I can hear you with the bushes.
Fuck you.
I have done nothing but lose this entire game.
I have not prospered not one time.
Check the scoreboard.
Sweet God, I've made seven grand, I've lost fifty.
Oh my...
HURS!
Hi, how are you?
I made more money than you, you brofitch.
The fuck you looking at?
You look like Summit if he doesn't get a haircut in three weeks, jackass!
What, do you want some too?
Who wants some?
You can all get it!
Back up!
Back the fuck up!
Don't look at me like that!
Back up!
Here are pieces of shit.
And your glasses look stupid.
I'll tell you, you only make 7k this match.
He actually lost 50.
You see me at the top? You see me at the top? That's how you do it.
You shut your hands up!
It's not going to be that bad.
try some sniping try licking my butthole sorry I didn't mean that oh I'm poor I'm
I'm poor. I'm poor.
I joined the green team again I keep forgetting the enemy!
fuck you looking at
what what's your language jackass
everybody listen I am poor please fly
Fly in my Ellie, I beg you.
I beg you.
Hey, you poor, hey, fucking poor bitch.
You're not the real hutch.
You're right, I am an imposter.
He's my lover.
Fly in my Ellie, or you're a bitch.
Boy, I had a quiz for everything you're spinning.
We got the best parking spot this is so much money so much money potential
We're gonna make so much money. It's gonna be great
Shut the hell up Jackass
Give me a second I gotta go park to make money
You fucking suck! You fucking fly!
Get out of my way!
Don't get in with this guy! Don't trust him! He wants to kill you!
I'm following you, Hutch. You're flying.
Get in, get in!
No, don't get in with him! You can't trust him!
Not near the tree give me a sweet God. Don't worry boys. I got you. Don't worry. Come on in with me
Come on
Get in the chopper
Yes sir, let's ride.
I bumped the wrong tank.
Dammit!
Gentlemen, welcome into airhunch.
Please keep your hands and feet inside of the vehicle at all times.
We are going to be flying at around 3000 feet, we are going to be dropping you to the hot zone.
Please, kill everyone so I get an incredible amount of money.
KILL!
Please, someone.
Let's do this!
here go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!
Get the hell outta here!
Please, Liv! Please, Liv!
Everyone, Liv, please!
Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
Okay, we're good, we're good.
OH, WHAT THE FUCK?
If you heard it, then why say they wouldn't need a thorough play?
I know my job.
I know my job.
Not today.
Not today.
Yo bitches!
Count your days!
Y'all better leave that tower!
Y'all better leave that tower!
I knew my job. I knew my job. Don't you worry. I'll always sacrifice myself for the people
and my helicopter. Don't you worry about nothing. I will sacrifice every dollar I have for my
ID. Not every dollar. 30% 20% 10% of my dollars. Every dollar is just unreasonable. Like I care
about you guys but not that much, not that much at all.
One moment.
Alright team!
Let's do this shit!
good hutchie girl
what happened to your healer?
I saw people on top of the tallest tower sniping
so I did what any good soldier would do
and I
dive bombed them with the helicopter
and killed two of them
did you suck any of them off?
a little sucky sucky
just a little bit
no one's ever been sucky sucky for the long time?
long time
oh the seat
shall we do a fly by the window?
I'm glad, I know you're better than that.
Holy shit.
The public tower, see if they're still there.
Then you can shoot them with your guns.
Hell yeah.
Hold on.
I got you.
Oh, they're up there, I see a head.
All the way up there, that tall tower!
what's up bitches oh my god this is a lot harder than it looks like
I'm relying right through our lives it didn't go well it didn't go well save my
life saved my life give me back up there
this is this is impossible it's actually impossible please God revive me please
God that is so fucking hard bro is there is there in GTA there's a setting
where you can turn off where the vehicle dictates where you're aiming can I do
that in this game or no so great names I've got a plan listen revive me give me
back up there I'm throwing fucking taters all over that all over it we are
throwing taters down just get me above it yeah just your grenade bro I got you my
man dude I've been doing this last time some random we killed like 20 people in
a thousand three hey man you this game bro mortar squad but up close I'm fixing
my body yeah get out get out let me heal you
thanks big dog no problem I need all the XP I can get on four let's go get them
You guys are made down, we'll sit on the left side, I prefer, please.
You just wanna look at my ass while you're flying, I get it?
Let's do this shit.
Something wrong with that, nothing wrong with that.
Let's do this.
This isn't a good angle! This isn't a good angle!
What the f**k was that approach?
You flew into him in a f**king day!
What do you mean it happened?
You should have flown a little bit to the left and right and then we just whooped down like an eagle!
You flew out of like a f**king goose!
Like an eagle, you flew out of like a fucking goose.
Help!
Help!
$150.
$150 to the man who helps me.
$150.
Hold on, I'm approaching your position.
Yes!
That was my fault. What? Are you fucking high? How is that my fault? We're sliding up to
We're gonna pull like a stripper on our way up!
Ghost!
Thank god you're here!
OHHHHH!
I got you, brother. I got you.
My man, my man.
Be careful.
Shit.
Shit!
How do I have a pilot who I think was doing crack?
Follow me, I'll get you a gun.
Yes, let's do it brother.
Are they up there?
Ooh!
Shit!
just shot down our boys yes all that I'm looking at free XP hey let's go get them
we're coming boys don't give up don't give up
Must assault tower three must assault
Don't never see us coming
Where's that gun arrive? It's not here
No
I have a reds in my pocket and a snicker bar but do not take it.
You shut your bitch ass up and let's show them my teeth.
Sit tight.
I need a bow.
Help me!
Requesting knowledge.
Help me!
Is that a grenade?
Courage!
Get in here!
I need help back up immediately
No
We got back up coming in we got back up. I don't know what the fuck is going on. Yeah
That guy's dead. Okay, alright.
Okay.
Help! Help me first! Help me first!
Yo, whoever's camping my body, suck my dick, pussy!
fuck you fuck you fuck you I'll be back I'll be back you better fortify you
better fortify this you literally can't even loot anybody here other than ammo
you dumbass that's our graders I'll be back we're killing everyone we are
are killing everyone we're going to the tower boys we got to go and kill tower one right
Now, tower one, tower one.
Oh, tower three.
Shit, one second.
Tower three, tower three.
Tower three, yeah, it's tower three, Hidditch.
Oh.
I haven't been on tower three,
some type of stupid person.
I've been in hell, I've been in hell this game.
Come on baby watch this shit
What the fuck?
No suckers got me! I'm down!
Help me! Please, God!
Come on, cat, you got this!
You got this, cat!
Come on!
Come on, cat!
Where's cat at?
Where's cat?
Where the fuck is cat?
What the fuck is cat?
What the hell are you gonna do?
You did good, bud.
No, I didn't.
Don't lie to me.
Oh, well, look who it is.
The guy who counts running for shit.
Music.
Me?!
Stop! I thought you were gonna open down that pole like a...
You shut the fuck up!
Let's go!
We're going to tower three!
Sorry.
Hey, hey, I'll take you to the Dollar Tree,
but you gotta say, I cannot throw a nade to save my life.
Oh, that's telling me I'm so bad.
Shut the fuck up, John.
Also, that is not true.
Shut up, you're making it in my head, boy.
Shut up, John.
Shut the hell up over there.
John, you know what's my mind?
I was there.
You just had to throw the nade on the roof.
You, what are you talking about?
You're fuckin' flying three feet from the roof from the bottom of the top!
How about you go out from an angle?
I don't know how to assume what hours I have calmly.
Count your day. Count your days.
Day! Not even days. Day!
I don't even know what the hell you're saying, John, you crackhead.
How about Joe luck to fucking?
Give me a little tongue give me a little tongue. Thank you. Thank you. They haven't a a careful a a all three
I'm jumping out here. Fuck everybody. Oh
I've made a great mistake
Yep, there they go. Yeah do that was gonna happen
$250 damn it someone got him no fear boys we gotta push the tower yeah there is
There for sure is why we got a push fuck that guy push push push
Oh fuck that guy just got smoked
They held that noise
I'm not doing anything right here. I gotta move at $500 mother fucker
dumbass hoe
my $500 my $500
I'm gonna defib on this body if you need another one. You bastards were coming in!
Let's go get him!
No fear boys, this is what we're going to be remembered for!
Gooooo!
Oh, they have a door, okay.
Oh, they have a door. Okay.
It's open right here. It's open right here.
They dropped in on the left. Drop in on the left.
I seen that.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
TAKE YOUR TOWER!
GO! GO! GO!
There's people in here, there's people up there.
Yep, I heard that, I heard that!
Bitch!
Fuck you!
Oh, Sniper!
Okay, where's the code where's the couple
Okay, good work boys. Let's go take this on. We need to keep a couple people here.
I got him I got him
I don't know what the fuck you just said, but I'm trying to save you
Oh hell just happened to me
Oh shit don't stop don't stop pressing me
Can somebody drag me out of the fucking wall?
Thank you.
Please God help me.
Please god help me.
What's happening?
Take it, take it, take it.
I can use some bandages.
HELLY ABOVE!
Holy shit!
Oh, shit! Watch out, baby! Oh, god!
Shit.
Who the hell is he shooting at?
Who the hell is this guy?
Now I'm out of ammo!
What the hell did I just open?
Alright, who's Helen Keller?
My cheats!
fucking wish dude honestly I might start is what it is honestly I feel like I
could be the only exception or maybe everyone would be scared chat if I
started cheating would you be scared
No, no, I'm sorry.
That was worth the ask.
I need to top off the mags.
Holy god.
Please be my teammate.
God be my teammate.
Alright, to the zone boys, let's go!
Oh, the hell is everyone?
of
death
of
death
of
death
Yo, see that giant thing for the giftage?
There's no way you are rotating to that spot!
I have a cure.
I know what to do.
I know what to do.
I know what to do.
It's an easy choice.
It's an easy, easy choice when you're as skilled as I am.
When you have literally, when you have literally never died doing such an endeavor, like me.
Don't try this at home, gentlemen.
What took you so long?
We're going up in the air.
The flying hutchman is going to be airborne.
Watch this shit.
Bods, put a pole up.
Ten kills, or death.
Which one comes first?
Gentlemen, I'd put money on ten kills.
Okay?
Put the whole fucking bank account on it.
That's a hutch guarantee.
this shit. DJ, turn on the music.
If I am waiting for a day, you realize you can fly in the small boats.
I'm the best flyer in the game.
Next song!
Lock in.
Okay, that.
Head back to the base.
I go back, I have no flares.
I was immediately met with countermeasures.
So Drill 1 is fucking terrible.
Stay on the other side of the map.
Go ahead and land her.
So I'm gonna grab a couple flares.
I understand why they made flares harder to store,
but I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
I think that flares should be a two-slotter.
not a force water
as crazy
do we go back for a while too
your hairline is crazy
fuck you
Wait, they had an AA as well.
Might be bad news, Billy Bears.
We need some fucking mortars on that tower.
Chad, do I go build mortars after this life?
I got miced
I mean bro, I can't even get close man. I legitimately can't get close
Do we have mortars?
I would love to help Tower 3, but I have all anti-air looking at me every time I go near
the fucking objective.
Maybe I just can't be a helipilot in the current state of war dogs.
Maybe I, maybe it's a skill issue.
Maybe.
Just maybe though.
Like 5% skill issue.
25% anti air is just absolute butt aides
I would love to do nothing more get in
Thank you.
We're going to take a long sweep, a long sweep.
Oh, holy shit, that guy just killed everyone.
Well, I don't think it would be as bad if they didn't reload so quick, man.
They're fucking shooting them.
They literally shoot missiles faster than I can load flares.
Maybe you want to go up on top of Big Tower?
Uh, you can make it here.
Okay.
Sgt. 6-5, Sgt. 6-5, Sgt. 6-8.
There's another empty air right there.
Maybe that's not a good idea. Maybe this tower. Oh, okay.
I jump if I reel. Oh, never mind. We're good. We're good. We're good.
Oh, he's been gone. Okay.
I mean, listen, I'm just gonna say it.
Anyone who thinks that empty air isn't broken as fucked is actually retarded.
And I'm gonna stand by that, including the War Dogs Death Team.
That is ridiculous! The fuck am I playing against? The fuck is that shit?
Holy mother of God!
You got an AA that obliterates me like a fucking fly with a fly swatter.
Then you got anti air shooting at me like it's fucking elf in the movie Elf with Shirlballs.
I can't, I can't sniff their goats before their buttocks are over me.
Get off of me!
Fuck!
I got to repair a shame!
Fuck!
I'm poor.
Again.
Where am I? Where the fuck am I?
Where the hell are the mortars?
Oh, we lost the tower. Okay, well, that'll happen. That'll happen.
23 crashes, I've lost hundreds of thousands of dollars today with how they crash, yes.
Yes, indivisibly yes
Well the problem is is that yes there is a solution it is the heli with the rockets
The problem with that is that you don't get the heli with the rockets until you reach level 30
Or 25, 30?
No, it's not 20 anymore. I looked at it.
I'll look. Let me look whenever we land
for the 5th time without being able to shoot a single shot.
Let me look.
Oh, he's sniping them.
Love that wag.
Love that.
Let me look.
Let me look.
Let me look.
Let me buy more flares.
All right.
It is level 20, 250,000 XP.
I think I don't think I can get it by doing what I'm doing because you don't get like
half the XP now out of Helikills.
So you have to do it, you have to get there by doing deliveries.
I gotta deliver some pallets.
I mean, I'm thinking about just straight up grinding for that shit.
What do you guys think?
I don't think that these Hellies are worth a damn anymore.
Not while everyone's building anti-air.
Once we have that, I feel like we can actually start jump-a-stomping again.
until then we can't. Did I see where people shooting me from this tower last time? I see
that right? This is not even in the zone. That's where they were shooting me from.
Look at look at my helly health look at look at the helly health look at the helly health
Look at that honestly bro I
Don't even really want to be in this anymore
Hey, this is just this is actually ridiculous
I'm just burning money through flares
I mean, maybe we just fly this way I don't want to just waste it now I got money investing
Minus 21k, welcome to flying in war dogs.
The shit they have torched since the playtest.
They have torched it.
They have absolutely torched it.
It's alright though.
We're going to go on some lodgy runs, we'll make a bunch of money, we'll get the rockets
and hopefully the rockets will be the solution.
I don't think even with the rockets it will have enough health to be worth a damn, but we will try
I know we need the damn, we need courage man, courage when I have mortars up and run in and...
Oh god, fucking shit!
I'm in the house!
Mine is 24,000!
Well, the boys are owning the objective, so we're going to win, at least, on my God and
my Paul.
Maybe we can bully Tower 2?
Maybe?
Just maybe?
How did I miss all those man I'm fucking and a is destroying me from across the
map look at my heli health man look at him bro look at my heli health yeah
dude heli's are their shit heli's are actually shit bro like straight up
They're fucking dog
No more heli for me. No more of that heli for me. No moss. I am done. I am done. I have been broken. I
Have been broken. I have been broken
I am tired. I am sick and tired of being sick and tired
I do not know why they destroyed helis the way that they did and I am sad
I'm sad and I am poor.
Also, I have no idea why I'm bringing this bag, I X. To be honest, I bought it on accident.
Don't worry, I have a drill.
Oh!
And we just can't keep away.
Alright! We go with the gun!
If we crash this heli, I'm gonna fucking slurp.
What kind?
What kind?
What?
Stuffed across.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
You gotta try the redneck aroni.
Pepperoni pineapple like the Hawaiian.
I don't care about the objective I just care about killing them don't worry don't worry
And let's go kill these guys in the turret.
I'm pretty sure I just started to sniper up on that apartment.
Not good, not good at all.
Oh, he's dead.
I can't leave, I can't leave, I can't leave, I can't leave, I can't leave, even though
I'm angry, I can't leave.
Even though I'm angry, I can't leave.
I have never been so consumed with AIDS in my entire fucking life.
I have never, I have never been more consumed with just straight AIDS than I have been in
In the last four hours of playing this game, I've never had so much pain and so much anger
filled my body.
I didn't think that Tarkov could be defeated, but it has been in this moment.
I'm going out there and I'm killing everybody.
Yeah, one second.
On my way.
Was Nick right? No, no.
I'm enjoying the game, I'm having fun.
It's just the bitch list.
The bitch list is pissing me off.
Motherfuckers are down 50 points
and they are sitting in their bases
Denying anything from happening on the map
The I don't think they have one. I think the only thing is is mortars
Because I flew the rocket heli and they they kill the rocket heli before the rocket heli even gets close to him close enough to shoot
I also forgot a parachute. I'm gonna cry.
My butthole puckered, did yours?
God, please, no!
SCARE ME!
Alright, we're gonna go that way, no problem.
Alright, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Help!
Help!
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
All right, all right, no problem at all
Yep, it's good news and it's good news
Alpha, thank you for the tech gift, Ed!
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Chewie!
Chewie with a 25!
My man!
I appreciate you, dude.
Thank you so much for the 25 gift.
And welcome everybody to the community
and the family on behalf of Chewie,
coming over to Big 25.
I appreciate you both.
They even love me.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know, I guess I might. W2E, W2E. Thank you my friend.
My only hutch in your settings, turn off envelope limit for flight assist. It makes me turn faster.
What is it?
got it is that what's been restricting me
got it
hey what's going on with you
you come here often
yes thank you thank you
you on this show I love the jam you guys are playing
hi Declare
they're dead bitch pusses
what's up bitch
T
Okay, everybody's alive those guys are dead get out of here give up know what's coming
Fucking jamming in there
the fuck
yeah they're all dead
there's a car
a car. We're caught, Jackass! Get out of here! Take the fob! Take the fob!
Such a petite man.
Bitch, pussy.
BANG!
My turn.
My turn.
My...
This is just a reminder, Hachi is that? Hachi is that?
What the fuck?
Hey, shut up down there!
Yep.
Yeah.
This, this, this, this is what everyone else is doing.
That's what we do now.
Can we get some good music on maybe some Led Zeppelin
Captain! I got him!
Bullseye!
What?! I'm not that fat on batik!
Jackass!
Come on, peak your head out, bitch.
Peek your head out.
HACK THE FAAAAAAAVE!
I'm just scaring him.
How'd it felt bad if he would've died?
What? That was my kill!
Come on, come in range.
Shoot him!
Shoot them!
Fall as high!
The trick!
Actually, fuck you, you don't get to know the trick.
Hold. Let him pop it.
What he knows the trick reloading oh
Oh, yeah, that's a hit for sure.
What the fuck?
Yo, is that us taking it?
Yeah, watch the stuff.
There's a guy out there.
Get out of here!
I shall proclaim this land...
...Hutsville!
Fuck you, jackass!
Get our boy up!
I don't care what happens this game, we will hold this tower till the end of the fucking world!
Get him, Deckler! Get him!
hold the tower hold the tower
we must hold this fort
this fort is what what what
what the fuck
you okay?
come fly home of the facts
Jesus
You've never shot a gun in your life, you've been on a turret all day, come on.
Peek.
Peek.
At the building to the 130 southeast.
Get those bastards.
Oh, wait a minute hold on hold on
yo yo deck you want to switch me for the turret take up top let me mortar if you
don't mind can I mortar
Back! Back! Psst! Psst! Psst! Psst! Psst! Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding!
he's dead he dead he dead get your boy up once you get up okay yes sir yes sir
I have a cheeseburger you have a cheeseburger I'll be a discord in a
moment let me finish this game we're 88 but you no audience on the cheeseburger
though if it has onions I send it back
we haven't all the things again save me
save me please God save me please God
You guys gotta go kill those bitches over there.
Hey, Red Team, fuck you!
Oh!
Somebody had an oopsy-poopsy!
Help me please god!
Not like this!
Oh my god, we're losing everything.
There's one still down here and he's inside.
Not like this.
Clutch up boys, don't lose the fort.
Don't lose the fort, clutch up please.
Stay everywhere man, be careful.
No, it's not over. It's never over. It's never over. It's never ever over. We cannot
lose this fort. This fort wins us the game. 100% non-negotiable.
Get out of here you bastards we're closed!
Holy shit
He's locked in there. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
He is losing his mind!
He doesn't want to hear what you have to say.
Love you.
Where the hell is this going?
There is no way!
Run!
Don't stand there and run for your life!
Okay, we're okay.
Oh my god, that would have been terrible.
That would have been terrible.
I would have hit tower one.
How do I get over there?
Okay, that's where it is.
We need to go max, max distance.
Max distance, let's see where the hell this lands.
Oh my gosh, it's right there.
There really isn't anything there, though.
It didn't look like.
Do we hit Tower 3?
Hit the building behind where the little fortress symbol is.
I think it's too far.
I'll kill this guy though.
Watch this.
I think it's too far.
I think it's too far.
I'll kill this guy though.
way too far, what the hell am I doing?
I don't think we reach it.
there's people inside
I just see I don't I don't think we reach it
Thank you, Hutt.
No problem.
Go up the ladder!
the hell's that noise?
I saw you bitch!
A lot of people around everywhere boys.
How the hell did that guy take that shot?
What the fuck was that?
How the hell did that work?
Arm distance? Oh shit.
No!
He dragged his boy.
Hey, walk him in!
Oh
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
We need a crash out counter as well.
Why are you trying to be time-seated men and die to fall damage?
Come on, Hatch, I thought you were better than the little-
Sorry. I had to walk away to process what just happened to me.
I'm still not over it.
Oh, what a joy.
I am bugged and I can't kill myself.
Help! Help me, please, God! Help me, please, God. I-I literally, I cannot hold F2 give up.
Oh, there we go. Just have to hit escape.
Dad, this is not a laughing matter you jackass.
SHUT UP!
Alright boys, to the zone.
Oh.
To the zone, to the zone, I'm getting a heli, come with me!
Don't spot there! Get the hell out of here!
Let's go win the game!
Alright boys, I've hand-chosen each and every single one of you for this.
We must get a heli, follow us!
We must win this game.
I know we took our tower and we held it for a long time,
but now we must go play the zone.
We're walking.
Lock in.
I think I just got shot.
How?
How did they even...
A resident?
There's probably someone shooting at him like a... from a sniper.
They're still working on the cheater thing.
Don't jump till I tell you.
Maybe jump.
Go here, go, go, go!
Just relax, fuck you!
Oh, are we yanking it?
Oh my god they pulled it, they pulled it to where we had and where I said we were going
to win the game from.
We have had a laugh and a laugh into the best of us.
It's time to take our medicine.
Oh, the helicopter died.
Okay.
All right.
Oh, we're getting numbers.
I don't I don't know I don't know if they're gonna help me chat shut the fuck up
They're not gonna help me it's all over for me it's all over for me
It's all over it's all over
If I buy a heli, I am officially over-investing.
We must.
We must.
We have no other option.
Come on!
Let's go, hopefully.
I get killed by the 347 anti-airs on the map.
Let's go back and take our tower back.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Let's fuck him up!
Get in boys!
We got one more seed!
All right, fuck you.
We're out of here.
All right dudes listen they are just half the map is on anti-air missiles
all righty so we're gonna try and get there as fast as we can our boys are
starting to give the blue team hell
7 points. I'm not asking you for 10. I'm not asking you for 20. I'm asking you for 7 FUCKING
Pikes
Lock it
Get in that sound
What's up, bitch?
We should be able to dismantle that on jaw.
Fuck!
Where is my bullets going? Where are they going?
What the hell was that?
So high ground bro
And we're not even in the zone anymore
fuck
I thought I was on full auto.
I'm in pain!
Yeeah!
I'm in pain!
Haze!
Oh
I'll hit you with a car. Okay
He gave up, oh he didn't.
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
Bitch.
I didn't want that bag to get it.
I'm seeing an event!
I didn't know he was that close and I tried dude so many so many I wish a lot of
wishes today I wish there was a way probably we're doing so good I know
you're so close I pulled a nade out today that fucking corner I guess I could
of shot the antenna off the spawn vehicle but just so much ammo man yo take
us to zone go go go fuck these guys let's go
listen they take that long to buy something they're probably shit
see if we can take this tower if you just put me in zone we'll have to lead
and we can end it. Maybe you might even want to jump out with me just to have a
body in that circle. Anyways I mean the point I don't know I don't know I just
hate it whenever I have to look at a spawn vehicle and be like I'm there. I kill
everyone it's me in the spawn vehicle I mean maybe I just can't fit I don't know
I don't know what the play is there but it ain't what I did I'll tell you that
right now. It ain't what I did. Definitely don't put yourself between a stronghold and
a spot vehicle. Not the brightest of ideas.
I'm good here, thank you!
No, man.
No, it's not.
No, man.
No, it's not.
No, I'm out of nades, fuck.
Wow, the double-headie.
Damn it.
Fuck!
Help, help, help!
I'm gonna play with him.
I'm not going to get refunded for my shit!
Oh, we didn't win, woo!
Got it.
That's 15 bucks, don't forget it.
I gotta get more points!
There's no fucking shot!
Are you kidding me?
Good game, good game, everyone.
Holy sweet guacamole, hutch needs to eat lunch.
Shut up, wag!
Alright, GG to everybody.
Let's get Tony.
Tony's pizza, Tony's pizza.
Hey, Tony's pizza, I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about Tony's pizza.
Ooh, they have Tony's pizza.
Good day. Good day. Good day boys. Mr. Hutch. Mr. Hutch.
I have had my dick in a blender all day.
Just blending. Just blending. A banana smoothie blending.
It has been horrible. How are you doing this morning?
Don't worry, Papathon is here.
Good.
Good.
I also, I'm hearing Lemon is on.
Is that true, Chad?
Is Lemon here?
I would tap us at four.
I'd love to get him in.
Go get him.
Go get Lemon.
I'm a little lemon chat discord right now.
Who else is here?
Uh, Drak?
I'm here.
I kill Kim Omel!
Omel omel omel!
What up, baby?
You guys ready for a great session?
Y'all ready for this?
I'mma be honest, Tony, remember how yesterday I was like, man, it's so sick, you know, the
helicopter, my lord?
Good job, her.
Brother, it's dude.
Dude, every single time I take flight there is nine anti-air missiles launching my way
every game.
It is hell.
It is hell.
Now the enemy is shooting back.
Yep.
I liked it a lot more when I was bullying on The Less Fortunate.
Are you guys ready to Q?
Yeah, whenever he goes to ready.
Let me just check on hey, you video games and see where he is
Oh
Tell them I'm in the chat one. How am I in the chat one? All right
Oh, I'm
in the lap rest. Good morning.
Good morning. Good morning. I miss you.
Good morning. I know.
It's been a little it's been a hot
moment here. It's good
to see you. I'm ready to war dog
more than I've ever war dog
before. Have you played yet?
Literally, I got to play
five minutes yesterday.
Oh my gosh.
I mainly was in the queue.
Okay.
And then I had to go home and I watched
It's so much fun. It's so much fun. All right, let's get in there. Let's get in there. Tony back out
Roger
Mr. Landmark, I don't think we've met. I'm lemon. I'm lemon. Hello. I'm the other side of gimmick. I'm tony
Lemon provider of tony's pizza. Really? Oh, I love it
Lemon is an active bird or he's that he's part of the birding community. Although the community does not claim him
Oh, can you give me a bird call. Oh, yeah, listen to this one. Yeah, let me hear the bird call. Oh
What is that what kind of that's an Australian up up he warbler
Well, you ran over it
I thought that was a Norwegian Cherokee Cardinal, but I you know, I am new to birding
Alrighty, I posted the
the server in the general chat.
But for some reason, I still see no servers, so I have to.
Make sure you don't have community clicked.
Make sure it's on whatever the health.
The main servers.
Oh my god, you're so thick as a warrior.
I have a feeling that this game is literally full.
I'm backing out.
We will do this again.
That's full.
Yeah.
they do they fill up instantly just pick a zero server yep I thought we were more
prepared and now that I was joining they dig as your server turns to a hundred
instantly it's crazy yeah all righty new one this one right here boop boop boop
Yeah, I got him. Boom. And in
queue. Already? What? Yeah. Wait, how are you finding these so
quick? I'm like scrolling down. Alright, number order. Backing
out. Backing out. We try this again. Filter out community
servers. Yeah, filter out. Yeah. And change the you can change
your region to just that region too. Okay, I'm gonna. Yes.
Okay, that's me. We stick to that region. Yeah, all right. I'm ready now. Okay. We're gonna go this one now
Man, I'm in wonderful. I'm into wonderful
Beautiful, she's clean until we get on the team. Yep. I'm gonna I've created a squad. I'm waiting for you guys to join it
In your squad
I will be there shortly.
Yeah, the birding community is very exclusive from what Lemon has been telling me.
His local 65 to 85 group chats have been excluding him for a while now.
One because of age, but two because they hate him.
I got to send you this photo.
Last week, early morning, I went to the skate park because there's these trees with a lot
birds around him yeah I'm not even a northern yellow warbler this is a rare
bird in my area I'll get an office in you the photo later oh whoa we were being
for real about the birding okay oh my god okay well but I love this
landmark it's not the birding you would think of like these exotic crazy birds
It's lemons like he goes out and takes pictures of like seagulls or crows or
Yes, yes, just the northern the northern trash crow
Yes, yes, it needs garbage for fun. They're called European Starlings. That's the proper name for the trash crow
Ariella, I'm still trying to get on the right faction. Sadly. I think that the majority of everyone in here is
is potentially sniping because all of them
are not choosing a team.
But how?
I don't, I do, I legitimately, I don't know.
We're all invisible?
I'm invisible, Drak, are you?
Yeah, I'm invisible.
Lemon, you'll have to go to your steam.
I can go to invisible, but I'm on red now.
I'll change it right now.
Okay, yeah, there's a cherry fall, there's a cherry fall.
DECK! SHUT UP!
If you don't fly on my helicopter you hate everything, especially orphans.
Fly on my heli!
You better not be running me out of business, chimp dog!
We're running logi and then we will be running regular kicks.
I love piloting sadly with where the game is at.
the helicopter flight no what it is the flying hutchman don't even try it
chase don't even try it back up back up back up back up back the fuck up back
I need a full squad of shooters!
That's what you get!
That's what you get!
That's what you get!
You got two more scenes for me now!
Big gun, get the whole shoot!
You need a shoot!
You got a shoot!
So we take a spot.
The fly rollers in the airborne in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Oh, shit! Shit!
Let's go!
Let's go! Dallas!
I just don't feel like that guy.
This is your captain speaking.
We're gonna be flying at around 2,000 feet.
Please, when you land on the ground, I need you to absolutely murder every single cock-sucker son of a bitch I'm about to pound!
I have lost $180,000 in like three games, and I need you to go crazy!
Can I get out?
ORA!
ORA!
ORA!
ROCKER!
Jack, are you in charge of the hunch?
No, I mean she, no, he, he, no, no, I don't think I know who that is.
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Good luck boys, good luck.
Get out of here!
No!
Get the fuck out of here!
Solid day at work.
Solid day at work.
Okay, so the orange...
The orange one is what we don't want to listen to.
We want the white one.
The orange one sucks.
Huh, Blair is this?
Oh, mind if I do?
Thank you Tony appreciate you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you
It's a fucking war over here, uh, it's a fucking war. I love to hear you jump. No, so the chopper
I'm making my way your guys away. I might be able to get you to revive here in a moment.
Well, I'm good. I think we're all good.
Yeah, they flew with me and Lemon. They're always going to be good. All right?
We were high enough.
I was out of there.
We were high to the squad up for the invasion.
That was beautiful.
That was cinema.
limit did you join our group yeah I'm in here all right wonderful all righty
let me get home yes I will give me about a moment life for a random there's a
little sniper across that river
boys I don't want to cross
yo you a builder
Good coms.
Alright, everybody else, I love you.
I will see everyone later.
Have a great rest of your time.
We got this, but the guys are going to get mad
if they risk their lives to save you,
taking that they're saving each other
and they're saving you.
No offense.
Alright, where do we have?
Yo, you got a mic?
You got a mic motherfucker
all right go here this is where you're going you don't got a what the hell are
What are you doing?
Oh, wait.
We take the church.
Church is the strong point in this map.
We build church.
We need a builder.
I
Don't act I was fucking dead
Yo chase do you know how to build?
Chase you know how to build
shit you get out and build you yell at me again you yell at me again I'll make
love to you Chad do we build
I can't so build I'm building I'm building that's enough of this to
another slander
let me show you guys what i can do
i wasn't needed that whole time
i feel bad
let me show you what the fuck i can do
let me show you what i can do
give me this hammer
thank you
give me this fob
i don't have a backpack
Hey, hey, I need your backpack so I can build I get your backpack, please pray, please
Gotta build this
Thank you so much
Thank you so much. What are we doing over here? Should we go to the hot zone or?
I'll give it a right back
Yeah, Bob's down.
Touched you fly in third person camera mode calls, you don't fit in the first person
camera.
Shut the fuck up.
Okay.
Let me protect the fob first.
Okay, okay.
All right.
Okay.
Nice and easy here, we're going to start with a little bit of the walls.
Yeah, there's like a little, uh, look at it.
Conquer your lawn in front of them and there's a couple down at the bottom there.
Yeah, I still want a mini-mode.
Shit!
What gun are you guys like pushing to unlock? Or maybe you already unlocked.
I need some good church music. I need some good building church music. What should we listen to?
of a Mary of a Mary
I
Love you
I
Can't listen this I can't listen to this next song what's the next song?
Please be my teammate
Don't mind me fellas, it's built up over here. We're gonna have the best church,
we're gonna have meetings, we're gonna have sermons, it's gonna be great. Thank you, thank you.
How do I put a door?
How do I put a door?
go
Oh god, that's not a good door.
Uh.
Son of a bitch!
Stop suctioning!
There we go.
Okay.
Okay, it's all good there? Wonderful. Shit, they can get up here. Shit. Shit. Shit.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Shit. Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Press V to dismantle and turn snapping off.
Oh shit!
What you guys are seeing is the greatest build of all time!
couple mistakes here couple how do I turn off snapping how do I turn off snappy
snappy be I've three key binded it V and B are my lanes
It's not bound, shit, where do I bind this?
Controls?
Keybinds.
Toggle build fold?
Let me know if you guys see it.
No rotate snapping RB
We'll do P P for snappy snappy P snaps off
Son of a BITCH!
Oh my...
How do I dismantle?
dismantle squiggly line oh dismantle other squiggly line oh that's fine
reply
How the shit do you do this?
It's fine.
Okay, fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
We make another door.
That's a fake door.
That, ha ha, you've fallen into our trap door, okay?
That's what that is.
That is a ha ha, you fell into our trap.
Yes, we'll be the doorwell we murder.
Yep, they can't get through there.
They cannot get through there.
Now this door here, you've gotten through one, you've gotten through two, you will
not be getting through three. This door, this will be where we kill them. This door right
here? You better hope to God I don't catch you in this door. Okay. Perfect just as we
planned. Okay, one door done! Next door.
Who's that? Hey, what's going on? Welcome in. I'm building over here.
I don't I don't even know what's happening anymore. I don't oh that's another door beautiful
All right that door done. Okay now one more door close this
This here
This here
Beautiful
Wonderful. Beautiful. Okay, this is all locked up. We're all good in here.
We need to fortify the outside now. Oh, we got some deliveries. Let's open it up.
Wonderful. Oh.
Now that's all good, okay?
We got to just fortify this right here.
Make sure they can't get in there.
Wonderful.
Alright.
No way, no way, no way.
Now that that's all done
and everything else is all done and this is all done and that's all done.
So you look at that, now I got assistance.
Okay.
Now, how do I...
Incredible building, I may say right here.
I don't know who this was.
It was me, I was the one who did this.
You couldn't tell from the expertise building
that you're witnessing.
Wonderful.
gonna block this off. That's how they're gonna jump right in.
God, dude. Listen, if you guys want me to build for your team, just hit me up in the DMs.
Do not try and do this yourselves. You won't be able to accomplish what I've accomplished in this short amount of time.
Just being honest. All right. Now, how do I put down?
Now, how do I put down guns?
What oh, how do I put the guns in?
You're the large hammer
In need of a level three hammer
ASAP
It's boom in time
I sound cool
Oh fuck.
Very nice.
Very nice.
Very nice.
where it's all about blue collar plan you know
Hey, big guy, hey, what's up?
You can build a wall that has three on that sanctine.
Yeah, I just I figured that out down here. I figured that out down here
I figured that out down here took me a little while be on the lookout for a big hammer
Hey watch out Jackass I'm built over here
I don't know what I'm doing, I'm overcooking.
He got him! A large hammer!
Large hammer!
Large hammer!
Wonderful.
Just let's just block this off, fuck it.
We blocked this off, so it's not for anything.
Beautiful.
Please God have a large hammer please God have a large hammer
We need a large hammer not fueled jackass!
What's up?
I was telling that guy we need a large hammer
Listen, you keep building, I'm gonna go get a large hammer, okay?
Chase, take me with you, we're gonna go get a large hammer.
Get in!
Get in! Oh wait, you have a large hammer!
Alright, drop it, drop it. Just drag it up.
My man, my man! Thank you, Chase!
Don't yell at me!
Oh my gosh, this side is completely open shit. Hey, we need to close the left side
Close the doors
What the hell does this do?
Oh, we put it right here?
Holy shitballs!
Yup! Yup!
All day.
Holy shit!
drill anti-air how do I put it up there shit oh okay we're good not anti-air
What is it wait we're gonna need we're gonna need some more walls
Fuck you scumbags! Not killing me on my watch. Alright. Okay, so now...
is that not what we want stingray play what's a stingray no we want this
Holy, sweet mother of God!
No way it takes this long
I don't know what I've been told
Jack we agree on something never again never again boys
Are you flying bitch?
I was doing. Okay. That was instant satisfactory, you know? Or instant satisfaction. We need
more room. I don't know what I've been told. Shit.
Nice and now we go
Where is it where is it
Yo, can you start hit?
You don't, you're a sniper, shit.
Where is it?
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Where is it?
Good work, good work.
Okay, that's okay
Can I get rid of this can I get rid of this
I'm getting money on them
you got me fucked up do not let them see I've been spending all my time on this
Do not let them see do not let them see
I don't
Motherfucker
I'm trying to reinforce right now one second.
What do you need?
Are you still stuck?
Yep.
Oh, it's...
Okay, let me upload this. You might be able to.
I don't know.
I don't think I can farm up this wall.
Okay, I'm just stupid.
Apparently you can farm that.
Watch out, watch out. This is my gun. I built it!
Oh yeah, I just get fucking blundered from that rocket.
keep building keep building I'm gonna get mortars up are you gonna have this
for now just for now
they're coming do not let them take this for boys I will cry where on the
right side
Oh my god mortars
Sweet god, it's happening, it's happening, it's happening, no, it's happening, it's happening
God, don't lose the chapel!
Oh, fuck!
Don't lose the chapel!
Boys, I need help with the church now!
Dude, I've been trying to call them to you.
Wait, they're here?
They're here, they're here! I've been building the whole fucking time!
Don't let me lose my hard work, please, God.
No, no!
Please God, send help!
I'm at the hot zone.
Shit.
Shit, shit, shit.
Shit.
Take a search.
Yeah, no shit, drag!
No shit!
I'm under-
No man, I'm talking about a fire.
I'm under a mince about a fire!
I'm talking about a fire.
Yell at him!
I'm trying to stand up so.
You're encouraging me?
No, I'm just trying to say that, uh, uh, I'm trying to be a new member of the whole team.
That's all you did?
I'm going to build it.
I actually asked for the help.
I told you I asked.
Where are they?
Where are they?
They're shooting us from somewhere I don't know where.
Love it.
I'm going to try to get you.
I also may have killed whoever shot this mortar.
All right, I'm back someone get on that mortar give them out
That has to be it to that has to be it to add to tower two has to be
I don't know where they are, is there place to-
We're winning it for the team right now, we gotta keep this shit.
Oh my god, we're getting mortared?
Don't worry, we got counter mortars, get up!
Shipping the sides, just stay in the very close...
Oh god.
That can mean you hold on to that little T.
Gonna have mortars up, varied momentarily, drag.
Get on a mortar, start firing back, buddy.
Yes, sir. Motherfucker!
Sons of bitches!
This fucking takes it away!
How do I get rid of this?
Oh shi-
Stay with the power, it's moving so fast.
Yeah, I'm catching up here, I'm still back on the bridge.
Yeah, it's pushing a valley.
It's not gonna break.
Love that.
Yeah, I love the way the hot- oh my god, it's going back to fucking here.
GET ON THE BOARDERS!
I'm getting something.
FIRE BACK!
Oh, we're so close to this.
They're just swung in a fucking circle.
These sons of bitches, bro, these sons of fucking bitches
It puts a line on the map like you could see that's drill them, okay, take a little white line towards the base where it's pulling it
I knew it was them.
Medic!
They're on the blue tower 300 meters open fire!
Boys, I need an assault on the blue tower right now.
Please God.
We are currently in hot zone.
Wait, it shows you where the mortar hit?
Oh, shit!
Holy shit, we're not like a fire.
That's my head.
Yep, yep, yep.
Yep.
So the green tower and the blue tower are both firing on the church.
I
Okay, all right, I tried we need it. We need a storm that's our I
Have done all I can do for the holy church
I've done all I can do I
Have built us coming I built something incredible and the heathens have stormed it only one thing I can do
I've got a helicopter of people should I take my hot zone in or this blue tower?
No, take it to the blue tower and give him fucking hell.
Let him know I sent ya.
All right. Blue tower him.
Avenge me.
Avenge...
What the fuck was that?
Hop!
Chat! Rate my build!
Raid my build
Gentlemen getting that big chopper go to the blue tower only got one seat here. It's for drac go to the blue tower boys. Go get them
I'll give you a covering fire
Oh, I will
We only have two flares I forgot to buy flares
This isn't good
Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking kill those sons of bitches lock-in trap
Yeah
All right, lemons we're on our fucking way brother wait until you see him
I'm on my way brother and we storm those bastards and we take back to church get ready
You want to fuck with my church?
You want to fuck with me?
We got like one of our tank things over here.
I don't know if we need a tank.
It's one tank, it's one tank.
Stop it, it's a bloody truck.
The setting you guys have me turn off is a little weird now.
Yeah, I was in that.
He's in a fucking backflip, instead of yee-haw, and then crash into a fucking tree.
That'll happen
You're under fuck with me!
You're under fuck with me!
What's up now, bitches?
All right, my bad, my bad.
Oh, that's my teammate.
the
the
the
the
the
I'm gonna be like, moving all the way.
I want some!
What the fuck?
I was fuckin' doing that!
are they on the very tippy roof no I've already cleared it I'll clear it again
now yeah oh if I see one of them on the rock over here
Yeah, he's looking west, there's a guy over there.
I'm bringing in a two-man strike unit to land on the enemy roof.
Copy.
Yeah, he should be good.
I'm shooting that guy to the west right now, Lemony, he has one health.
Yeah, push the rest of them, get up.
Wait, we're fighting blue, but we're getting owned by greed, what are we doing?
Uh, this... yeah.
How did we know?
Oh, we came here because it's in our church.
He's on my car. Got it.
I see his ass.
He was in a bush.
I don't see his ass, I like it.
I think we're all good.
Alright, I think we gotta go back to the OBJ boys.
We're gonna lose.
I appreciate the help.
It was a just cause.
We gotta get some hot, hot drugs with the lightning.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is bad.
We've got fucking sand out here.
Good news is this were ended together, boys.
We got this, even though I may have been building the entire game.
I'm looking at the pool. I'm not seeing anything.
There's a guy right under me, right under me.
Right fucking up in this bag.
Where are you?
Chopper, what the hell?
There's a bunch of bugs out there.
Okay.
Do you have any guns?
No, what the fuck is getting me?
Wait.
Bro, Green has a tower.
And it's fully built up.
Oh my god.
Did you just get Samed?
Is that what I saw?
And I kid you not less than five seconds
I'm grabbing a kid. I'm on my way. Did you build all this at the fucking church? Fuck yeah, I did
Are you pressed?
Yeah, but they're in there shooting at me from now
Wait, we completely lost the church
What is a green motherfuckers all over the church? Yeah, yeah, it's a church gone. You built it for green
What more can I do? What more can I do for this team? What more can I do? I've built,
I have flown, I have given everything to you guys! Nothing in return! Nothing! Open up,
open up oh my man you gotta wait shit let's go
I was doing that but sadly the blue tower started launching mortars and killed
everybody and green tower both blue and green only shot us it's ridiculous every
game somehow the both teams are against us every fucking game
This is my first game, this is my world of games.
I wonder if after this, what's the next one?
There are the problems.
We're not together.
The witch.
Yeah.
That's how it works.
The church, some of us are in the liver, some of us are playing with the sniping.
Lemon.
Lemon's in the bush sniping.
Grass.
Grass.
All righty, I'm going for zone, boys.
Did you kill him?
Dumbass!
All right, luckily Helen Keller is shooting at us.
Summits back on already.
Actually
Oh
My god, tell them to join chat gamers. We need them take the church back
Holy shit, no, I'm all good, baby
I am forming the Avengers of games.
We will never lose another game.
On my body with a pistol.
He's going to loot me.
Come over, come over.
Come, come, come.
They're pulling a gun.
Oh, dude.
Green much better.
Yeah, guys.
Nice.
It was a beautiful shot.
Surely he's the only one, right?
Yeah, that was the only one.
I killed his buddy.
I'm going to use my hand on you.
He is pulling again.
Yeah, he's just farming us.
Shit.
Well, again, if blue team wasn't full of a bunch of fucking morons that only wanted to kill us,
I feel like it would have been a better game.
But sadly, again, Blue doesn't know anywhere or any other enemy other than Red.
Tail is old as time.
Amen.
They don't try and win.
They just try and be as much scumbags as possible.
Great.
Oh, the search color got real.
This guy to our west.
Oh my God.
I
Hit him. I ain't
I'm going I'm going
He's in the house your boyfriend's dead too
He helpful to who the enemy you're the enemy jackass
Don't don't answer him don't feel like you have to answer him
Thank you. Hey, that's my boy. That's my boy. That's my dog right there. That's my dog right there. Fuck you lemon
I appreciate you. I appreciate you all right boys. We gotta go for we got we gotta go for this. Oh, let's do it
I just okay
What's up, what's up, what's up? Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, get them up get them up get them up
Fuck again get them up again
Get them up again. Oh
Oh shit, I'm gonna do this. This might be a war crime though.
Oh, he's got it. Yeah, we buoyed him to sleep. Let's go to the OBJ
Oh shit, they are speaking to me, bro. God
yeah it ain't looking good it ain't looking good at all we might be fucked
potentially here just maybe though just maybe not for sure but maybe
I made a mistake. I made a great mistake. Don't let me die. Don't let me die. Don't
Let me die.
Please God.
My man.
Push him boys, push him!
What the fuck?
Fuck this one.
Well guys...
Holy shit!
Oh
Hold it down hold it down
Don't give up Tony don't give up we can win we can win
Okay, maybe give up a little bit
You're swatting me now.
Thank you, sir.
Bro, how, how, how?
I'm safe for arrest, I'm stashed!
I'm safe for arrest, don't listen to him!
God, sir calls you out, sir calls you out in the lab, speaker.
Peek too hard!
Fast!
Oh, thank God!
What the hell? Tell out here!
Yeah, I think, oh my...
My, my, great man.
You read your 14,000?
Sorry.
Check the scoreboard.
Uh-uh.
Oh, I'm not all the way down here.
Where am I at?
Oh, third!
Yo, listen, I'm just gonna say something.
We were building literally the entire game.
I know why we lost at Landmark's acceptance place.
Come on, Landmark.
Look at this shit.
Oh yeah, me with my 36 kills.
Oh yeah, oh wow.
You could have got like 10 more with this one.
You could have died in battle.
Lemon where are you at huh?
Lemon I was building for the entire game, and I had more kills than you you can't put a price on
How many kills you have let me look
That's you guys. Yes, you can there's literally
4 kills I was
I was the team cohesion guy hold on hold on look at my Levi hold on
Number 12 hold on four kills, but they were four strong kills. Okay. Okay. Okay. No, you're true. You raise the point
There's what one of them was the leader of
Blue team I got the like the vice president the green team twice
You know what this you know what this scoreboard tells me this scoreboard tells me that we were not beaten
We were ganged up on
Like there is no green. There was no blue in the top kills, but they do
You just gained up on us. I'm easy to watch the enemy and not the birds this match
Let her go talk. I know there's a lot of trees and some nice
Okay, I didn't have the bidoculars. I was scanning the tree line
I didn't see any birds, but I was looking I say we back out and pick up summit. Oh
Hell, yeah, I hope he gets banned again
in my did you see did you see that video on Twitter about it yes when they I
told you they were all talking about them they do you gotta look it up women
it's funny yeah back out back out oh my god really okay let's go okay I'll be
looking to get some good upgrades to my friend I like both these though yeah yeah
Mr. Rose, Mr. Rose, I did not forget about you, my friend, even though you're probably thinking I do, you know what I'm saying?
Sniper, partisan, sur-
HURRY UP, SET UP!
...Gallery guns. Gas prices are expensive.
Yo, Dave, Robbie, FPS, Vulp, Vulp, Andy, Impsy, Sarah, Hera, and- why? An angry dad, thank you!
Gas prices, man, gas prices. Um, thank you so much, brother. I appreciate it.
HURRY UP!
I saw that. You saw me. Yeah.
Let's go. Yes. When we had
get in a little angle. Hello.
We have your chill. Hello.
War time for the war time.
You're out here dogging on people, man.
building for the enemy no I was that's bullshit I team was saying it no they
were not living that is slander that it's communist into the church there were
so many gaps and things you could climb over at that church yep you know what
my mark I challenge you build a fucking base if you're gonna build you get the
capability to build the drill you gotta do the right capability like leave the
building to somebody else I know I'm not gonna build it's why I don't build
leave it daddy fucking birds give me shit I'm a shooter four kills well but
remember the team cohesion was off the charts I was it wasn't cohesion it was
you should have asked our team summit Chad gamers Chad gamers Chad gamers the
cohesion was not the whole team was saying slurs lemon and I'm pretty sure
you taught them where am I just learning in a different language the name the
name given to like logistics players and builders and mill sims or fobots is that
true that's fucking hilarious that's actually fobots is hilarious be careful
I mean you are tiptoeing on the line on that one I'm not even close that's not
not even close. What did he
close to? Oh, be careful. That
is not close. You see the
I mean, what now? You, you
guys are, you guys are saying
in a capital letters. Yeah.
Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You know, I mean, you guys are
Oh, I'm fine.
We've done it once and it was a little close.
Oh, I know.
OK.
Why is the picture of your discord
like some brown piece of shit in the discord?
OK, OK.
I can't find my discord.
OK, listen, listen, listen.
I got lower.
So whenever we were playing Tarkov way back in the day,
Jared, remember we would launch up.
We would get in your discord.
It would fill up.
We'd be running five bands.
So, I made this discord for us way back in the day when we were running duos.
So, I made the discord picture the hideout, like we're hiding out, you know?
Pretty cool, right?
That's very cool.
It looks like, it doesn't hardly looks like a hideout.
It's more like a kind of a brown smudge.
Damn it, Levin!
Like, I just, I'm trying, I just tried to move it down more and have lost it.
Just trying to move it.
I, it's so real.
Hey, we're hiding out, man.
are we ready we ready team summit good morning
to get to see you
i think i'm gonna be in the middle of it
hahahahahaha
this fucking you can tab it in like a folder and shit like that nowadays you know what i'm saying
yeah yeah they did some things they did some things
i'm putting shit right above my shit
alright wonderful
you took lyric spot dude big deal big deal
fuck yes come on
All right, I'm joining the server
I'm putting in boom boom boom
There you go, and we are gonna go
This it's a fresh one you're good. You're good
And it's in this one in case you didn't see the ones above it
And we're going
Purple
Purple team
Oh my gosh, I'm getting yelled at by chat.
All right, I'm turning sum it up, boom.
These guys, I did turn off my friends list, so it's not me, it's not me, there we go.
Is anyone, is anyone on the team yet?
Yes, yeah.
No.
Yeah.
Okay.
Maybe we audible, because I think a lot of people are waiting on that one already.
You know I'm on the team now, too
Okay, we'll just keep clicking fuck it jarrom. I'm surprised you're up today, buddy
Yeah, he put in a fucking session. Yeah
Well, these guys are incredible there has to be hidden tech I see like seven names from last game I
I don't know how probably lemon I do sell the server information $10 if anybody wants
the server info send me a whisper I got you limit it never get all those social security
numbers from that bet oh yes I do I've got a whole spreadsheet with your guys's viewers
Social Security numbers slowly gathering information. It's pretty fantastic.
Well, I still want to play with you guys, so, you know?
No, I know, I know, but I'm just...
But how do I do it?
Oh, fuck, I didn't even see you open the fucking lobby, holy shit.
I'm not a god.
I don't want to play with you guys.
You don't want to respect me.
Well, I don't want other people to see me stop you guys, too.
I want to kill you, you know?
That's true, that's true, that's true, that's true.
If I leave you, everyone's gonna fucking die.
That's very true, baby.
All I know is, if you were jumping in the lobby and you took my helicopter spot, fuck you.
I was in the guy playing music
Now look at it!
Do we got a squad going?
Let's go
I'll set one up right now
Squad is
Alright, join the squad
Yeah, brother
I'll see you in the D.
I think we at least attempt to get into the lobby
I know, swing it, I go a lot of
There's obviously a tech
You know that
Yeah
What
That's check the tree outside it there might be a guy
Fuck you
Oh, there's you.
I'm going to shoot you in the face.
Did you?
Wait, Summit, are you not in?
He's going to drive away.
Give me a minute, I'm already...
Alright.
I'm going in now, sorry.
Oh, shit.
We're going to have to back out, I think.
Sorry, yeah, if you guys use the camera, I can just...
I'm going to have to see how the show goes.
No, no, no, you're good.
We just got in.
I'm opening the Internet.
Oh, I'm fucking dead.
Oh, my God.
I'm on my way, bro. I'm on my way.
I'm coming to get 30 damage falling from 2 feet.
Lemon you are in a terrible spot brother you're gonna get me killed but I'm gonna try.
Are you gonna try?
I can't do that.
I can freeze spot.
Oh my.
It's somehow.
Oh
My it somehow got worse as I was running over the hill
Oh
Yeah, I see you. I see you.
Oh, he's coming at me.
He's coming at me.
Got him.
Hey, what is this building right here?
Right in front of us.
There's so much recoil.
Yeah, I didn't like it.
Hey, clutch, are we backing out?
Yeah, I'd say pay for your kits and then we back it.
hey you see anybody jackass let's let the fall push the circle here for
together we're all together big money big money big money
Oh, right in front of us, right in front of us in the building, he's wounded.
I- I forgot it was 9-11.
I'm sorry!
No, I think that's the fake landmark I think it's the fake one
Never forget I'm digging myself a hole never mind
Forget I said anything I'm sorry forget I said anything but never forget
Yeah
Yeah, you can't even kill me.
Yeah.
I'm not very much.
I'm fortunate.
Oh, shit.
I'm fortunate that that hutch guy is a piece of shit.
Uh, do you, do you find me?
Uh, you can just, the server's in there if you want to try and join, and whenever you're
ready we can back out as well.
What'd you say what'd you say what'd you say make sure you have the right right region
selected all right boys push to death then let's reset gentlemen all right we're all
pushing now right on the other side of this guy's slot slot slot
holy shit push let me push there's one one close left woman if you're so live
He's resting. He's resting.
Close left, resting!
Push!
I've on the stadium.
Hey, hey, hey, back here. Back, back.
I love my left-hand.
Holy shit, out of them.
Hang on, hang on.
Alrighty.
Okay, y'all ready to back out back out back out
Get paid for your old kits
Alrighty back it up back it up back it up back it up
Really really
Okay, well the good guy's I had four kills that round. That's a solvent start for me
You're fine. I love you. All righty. So are you good? You ready?
Yes, I'm ready. All righty, cool. I am getting ready to join this server. All righty, I am
posting in the chat. Take a
look. Make sure everybody looks at that. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. I see. Roger.
Dodger. Mm hmm. All righty.
I
Alright boom boom boom there we go, and we're joining boom
Reminds map all fucking day. I know
Then how many maps are there two three three three what's in oh I see it
I am making a squad.
Squad has been made in your squad. I'm in your squad
Too late to get in the Tarkov to be a hundred percent honest with you man. Yeah for this season. Yeah, kind of on good
I joined the squad here
Wait, Jack, you said you are? No.
No, I'm not. I- I- I get that thing here.
Okay.
Oh, God.
No, I mean, Tarkov and War Dogs are completely different.
Tarkov's a great game. It's just this late in the season.
I mean, if you play regular Tarkov, maybe.
maybe. Alright, join the squad boys. We're gonna lock it down. Lock it in. Tell me something's
in here because I already leaked.
Yes, okay, good, good, good, good.
We're good, we're good.
Wonderful!
Ready to go to Tarkov just as bad?
Yeah, it's just, yeah, it's hard.
It's really hard to play Tarkov late-wide,
especially like if you're a new player
And you're probably if you're asking if you can get in the talk off right now the answer is probably I wouldn't
Just kid you're just gonna hate it
I'd wait until I uh a new a new season
Games great. Just this late wipe stuff for new players is not good
PVE yeah, we go into PB
All right boys, this is the one we need a big win. I'm thinking a million dollars each
I'm sorry.
One million dollars.
One million dollars.
Make sure to buy a parachute, everybody.
get on in boys get on in
this one not the orange one get in boys one more see what
more sea.
Make our over this way capacity just with one person in here.
Who would that be?
I mean is that because you need to reach his bill of power?
Yeah, yeah, that's what we do, that's me.
Uh, guys, let's work on our team cohesion, please.
Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
We are gonna be flying around 3,000 feet.
We're going straight to the hot zone, and I am broke. I need you to kill at least five people
Hello, okay, we're going to the hot zone guys
I
Monkeys fly helicopters better than you oh
Yeah, I can't believe it but 70 words for your actions
Are you just gonna just gonna give us a style treatment?
It's good.
Mute up in the discord for a little bit.
She's gonna, she's gonna mute up in the discord just for a little bit.
There's not much I can say.
There's, there's just, there's not, there's not really anything that I can,
I can really say that it's going to justify what has happened to the squad and I have
to be okay with that.
You know, I have to be okay with that.
They're going to have to be okay with that.
Listen, we're down bad, alright?
I'm putting a 50%.
I'm putting a 50%.
I'm putting a 50% it is what it is.
It is what it is.
How many, oh my, did I go from,
oh no, Clairpont the hammer, okay.
How many did I kill, do we know?
Have we got the post kill reports?
Oh my do not don't don't update the crash counter don't no one needs to know anything else
they already have too much information don't upgrade don't update don't update they have
they know too much oh my gosh they already have a fob here I'm in hell
Please God, somebody buy that level 3 hammer.
Please God, buy my resources.
I'm trying to eat meds. Die. Die and respawn.
Nothing I need to say to you, 30 cents.
I'm curly flying, I am not going to be able to type correctly with grammar.
No one has purchased anything from my boxes.
Not literally a single thing has been purchased.
Please, God, buy for me!
Yes!
Thank God.
Hopefully, someone buys level 3 ever.
Please buy.
Great deals.
Great deals
All righty, I'm back. Sorry I lost connection
Yeah, my disc dude the discord bugged out it's sort of my game I
crashed killed seven people and
Then now everything's working working fine again
Oh, yeah
That's what it was, yeah.
Exactly.
I need XP, man.
No one's buying my level 3 hammer that I deployed.
And I spent $75,000 on it.
I want to die.
Yes!
They found it!
Keep buying! Keep buying!
I
Just drop a crate on your head
Well, you almost play yeah, I I showed up my crates and there's a guy in front of you almost off the crates on Matthew
So what do you know how it works?
I'm not making like a lot. He cost me a shitload of money and like you're doing it wrong
You, so the best way to do logistics is taking cars, is taking cars, loading them up with
pallets, and then delivering the pallets, or, or, or, you get these small armored crates
and you drive them to your team, you put a steep 50 to 75% tax, because they need the
resources and then they buy them and you make money on top.
Like okay, we're losing matches. I get that. But I took pallets. I brought pallets like building supplies and ammo, right?
And it's like I won't make money off of those.
You will. You'll make your money back off of the item plus an additional however much percent you charge.
And then
You didn't unpack that I made 5k and XP I feel like I just lose money wherever I do one
No, you I just don't think you're doing them right or you're not
Know what's unpacking your shit running the truck to get the value out of my truck because it's a 5k investment
Exactly. So like right now I'm minus 13,000 but every time I deliver these pallets, which is 700
I make an additional like thousand dollars
Like this one. I'll make twenty five hundred dollars from the delivery and when they open it. I'll make an additional like
1250
Okay, so okay, I mean I did two power deliveries right there
Should I just get another couple different houses exactly?
So what you want to do is is hit map
Scroll all the way in and hover over the fog
it's that little it's hard to see it it's like that little tower and you'll see
we have a ton of building but we have no fuel no ammo no mechanical so if you
bring fuel ammo or mechanical they're gonna open it up because they're gonna
need it and then when they open it up you get the additional XP and money
I brought some fuel man, I brought some fuel to class, okay so I should bring them fuel and ammo then
there you go
okay
hey sir
no problemo
No one's unpacking.
We brought ammo and bill.
OK, so it's like, do we have to just wait for someone to do it,
or should I unpack it myself?
You can deliver it, jump out and unpack it, and get double XP.
Unpack it yourself, either when they unpack it,
or update Bob.
Usually people unpack it.
It's easy, right?
OK.
Yeah, like on your next delivery summit, you should just
sit in there.
You should just run around and unpack everything.
They're all building and they're doing shit. They might just like not have time right now to unpack. Yeah
No, hell, these are the most efficient for logistics not even close so like my supplies just got deposited I got
Xp and I got $1,800
So I'm agreeing fuel and ammo or separate fuel and mechanicals?
Fuel and ammo. Fuel is what we can drag the zone with. Ammo is what we use mortars for.
So people are more inclined to open it up.
Okay. Thank you, brother.
Yeah, no problem.
Trying to get into the lodging thing a little bit. The more I know about lodging, too, the more I'll be able to counter-log you.
Which is kind of what I want to get into a little bit as well. I want to suck up my marksman essay
I got just a lucky SUV. So I might start
Not to mention I've see force you I can lay on the road and
100% like you know like you fall like
Now I got like the good ones. It's just on like I just toss it out
I
Bro, I've been whenever we do like the tower takes me and Tony. It's fucking awesome
Yeah, okay
Oh 20 let's go get an attack Ellie
Let's go get in the attack. I'm a chopper
Now the real money summit is if you see that respawn truck
Spawn always get it always get it
Oh, bro, you park that in the zone the respawn truck
You park that in the zone every time someone spawns on it $500 cash and you park it somewhere safe in your base
It's just money all game
That's like making a movie with your child, dude, you know what I'm saying?
You get residuals here.
Exactly.
It literally pays for the entire game.
I was just reading up on something like that where it was like somebody that wasn't even
a big part in the movie.
He's been getting fucking money from it.
He's like made a quarter of a million over the span of his life just from getting paychecks
from it.
I think I saw that what's that what's his name was home alone
I think it was called a cocking on home alone. He did that. Oh, it's up in the tower. I'll come clear it out right now
He's in the the house to my left and then in the tower straight across
us. We will, we will be profitable. We will. This is not a dumb idea. This is not a dumb
idea. This is a genius idea. I'm the best pilot in the game. Everybody shut up and lock
They don't have anti-air up, they can't, they can't have anti-air up yet.
There's no way.
Let's do this shit.
What you're about to see, do not try at home.
You're about to witness a hundred kill game.
Lock the fuck end.
they have boys where they had talked to me are they on that green tower in the
stadium
the stadium lights a snake thing all it
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
You're telling me my flair didn't fucking go off?
Are you jacking my shit?
Are you jacking my shit?
What the fuck happened?
Bro, the first thing you cocksuckers build is anti-air.
That is the first fucking thing you build is anti-air?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
vehicle right by me here. We're going back. We're going back. If this one fails, we'll
re-evaluate or going right back
Oh, you have a fucking fob down.
Well, they have a fob, they haven't captured the tower yet.
you hear that little cock sucker I I got him like he did something like he
didn't just hold right-click and the press left-click one time
I hate them. I hate them. Back in. No. No. No.
Yeah, I'm close to your jacket is there a guy right there?
Yeah, it's right.
Yeah, it's something on.
Yeah, it's just a little bit so I can hear the missiles.
I can't see anything.
I
Don't be low cock suckers
Not today bitch
I'm running as fast as my good things can go to keep me in the zone.
Nobody has my family in a round ball
This is not a just running
Yo green tower green tower if y'all want action go there they're all over there
They're sucking it. They're sucking it over there. No, no the other green tower the other green tower
Well, you gotta make us lose this tower four is where they're sucking
We're talking full stop
No, they tower one that's where I'm fighting them power one is where they're sucking
They're sucking it the tower four tower one you crackhead look again
Yeah, they switched it up. I think that'll, uh, they breeze down one or something.
Who keeps hitting me?
Alrighty, I cleared those bitches out, big time.
So you're telling me, okay?
You're telling me, game, that you're going to allow my own teammates to lock on and kill
me?
That was my fucking teammate.
You're going to allow my teammates to murder me?
Are you so fucking for real?
I'm coming.
I'm finally cooking I get out with my life and my own teammate I didn't think it
would lock on to you band-broken controller get him out of this fucking
game there is no way that was a mistake there is no way
BAT-UP!
FUCK YOU!
I didn't mean to do it, bro!
I even got people on my team
sniping my ass with
fucking anti-air!
Are you so fucking
for real?!
HEALTHISM!
HEALTHISM!
Unbelievable.
I
Bastard
Bastard the drill guys got me
Bro, I just went through hell at the enemy tower to have my own teammate kill me with anti-air
I
Was murdering the tower like fucking them up and then our own team killed me out of the air
I'm pissed with with the air with the lock on missile you can kill your own choppers with it
Yeah
I'm pissed bro. All right. I'm walking back in
We got a commanding lead here though.
It's doing that shit where it doesn't let me turn for some fucking reason and they have
that now.
Alright, well, GG's to that tower. Can't go over there anymore.
They're in this building that's super far from the building.
Well, we gotta go get more flares if everyone has anti air now.
I think our dreams are dead.
I think our dreams of profit and having fun in the air are officially over.
Feels bad. Feels terrible.
We're gonna try and pay off this helicopter, but I don't think it's possible, boss.
Yes, he loses money for it, but dude, you gotta realize, man, these little cock suckers,
they spend all day long joining in our lobbies like crazy. That was not an accident.
That dude's been in my lobby like three times today
He's also like I'm pretty sure like a level 30. He did that shit on purpose 100% he just couldn't resist who's pulling it now
I mean imagine this okay, let me set the let me set the
the idea here you are on a literal missile launcher you're on my team you
see my name when you're ADS on me you see the color red knowing that you're my
teammate then you shoot the fucking missile but you can hear the lock you
can aim at me what makes you think that you can't shoot no way no way no way
I'm surprised he ain't answering me while I'm yapping.
Next song.
Item sold, love that.
3600 huge.
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go.
We have to fuck these guys up the tower too.
W bitches.
He's just a goat.
Alright, out of the helicopter I go.
Out of the helicopter I go. That'll happen.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
It was a good five minutes.
I'm gonna be honest. Can I say something?
Can I say something and you not judge me?
Can I say something?
if I had the abilities to perm a band the guy who shot me out it's been three
lives since then but I am still irate is that in my pussy I mean I am still
beyond pissed off that short time that I died and was putting on a kit I have now
lost two more additional helicopters and I am poor all because one douchebag
wanted to shoot me on my team am I crazy for wanting to kill him in-game of
course so much for fuck I am fucking pissed I'll buy a heli okay I bought the
heli let's do it oh my god Chad what was his name just so I know do y'all
remember his name broken unlocks their unlocks broken controller all right
broken controller you better hope that God you're not another one of my games
and pull some shit like that. You better hope to God! You're not on my team again.
Also, he was answering me through the stream in the game. It's beautiful. You
better hope to God. I don't see you anymore today. I'll find a way. I'll show
tits to get your ass banned. Yeah, bitch puss it. Alright, I'm done flying. The
entire map is on anti-air. I'm locked in, boys.
I mean right now we've got every five
What's that green tower?
It's a Bob that they made over there
No, it's a real Bob. It's just they put it somewhere else. I think we discovered
I say we go and assault this tower in front of us you guys down whoever's in the heli
Tower I don't know what tower this is yeah whatever this is they're gonna be
looking at us they're gonna be looking at us just be ready the gates open gates
open oh my gosh I'm close get out oh mistake all right about that boys that
guys about the fuck our asses how is he not dead we got a push we got a push oh
my gosh this is not good yeah this is not good this is the office in a good
No, no evac we need we need we need we're going in this bitch
You might be able to nice blue team just go
I'm dead. I need a Reyes. Fuck. I'll be good. Fuck. Come on, dude. How does that kill me?
Nice. Nice lemon. Love that you have those. They shut the door. They shut the door. Check,
Check left side, check left side.
My C-barbed wire.
I saw one of them walk out here and I instantly killed him.
Nah, there was close.
Damn.
Okay.
Yeah, this one was open but the second guy shot him and I killed him.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, we can get him, we can get him.
Right back here, Lemon, right back here on me.
No, for some reason it just keeps bubble rich rich rich no sprint jump
Okay, got it
What should I be doing should I go to the desert computer?
Who died much help me please God
Oh
Second for them
I think I get you guys in a moment, but
You second for the uh, actually, how do I get out of here? Can I open it from this side?
Yeah, you guys right here
I literally jumped the wall the second my feet hit the ground a mortar hit my toes
I'm on their roof. I'm on their fucking roof. What's going on here now?
I can't, I can't, the entire map's running in here.
Dude, there's a guy in that fog too.
There's a guy just sniting me in the head with a hose that's in my fog.
No, don't get like, come back, they're just, I mean, brother, the entire fucking map is here now!
Oh, y'all gave orders and everything on that.
Oh, we can deploy it.
Where are you guys?
They're not playing away and they're playing fucking just kill us
What the hell are they even mooring here they fucking dead
right up at the church up there
Oh shit
It's a guy sniping in the fucking bushes out there.
Yo, there's a sniper in the trees. I don't know what he's doing
Help! Help! He's far! I killed the one close!
I'm coming!
That'll happen. That'll happen.
That'll happen. That'll happen to the best of us.
I'm coming!
Let's go.
Yo, Shane, David and Tew want an otter to take him for the gift.
Big thanks so much to the Bron.
Yo, Shark, David and Tenor, no, fuck that guy.
Maybe he trips false, smells like ice cream.
Maybe he never finds any clue to put his bitch-ass controller back together again.
Agreed.
Agreed!
David and Tenor, push, take him for the Bron.
Speedy, Dakota, thank you.
food for steak hats. After that we're going at your throat. She's a nurse so if I fuck
up she don't. She's really lucky to get some post-another.
Good luck Noah! Good luck! Good luck! Good luck! Good luck! Good luck! Good luck! Good
GL in the jet, GL in the jet.
Ah, let's go to the green base, take me to the green base, man.
Tower, Tower, what was that, Tower 1 I think is where they're being bitches.
Roger, boss.
I spell assault wrong
Oh, you're putting us in there. Oh, we're dead. We're fucking dead.
I jumped and I feel like I'm gonna die.
Oh my god.
I have no words.
Words.
I have none of them.
I have no words. I have no fucking words. I have no words. I have no words. Zero words.
Zero words. I have none. I have none. I have no words. I have no words.
I mean, at this point, do I just fucking get in a car and drive over there?
Yeah, let me I see you. Uh, you got the same same treatment as I did. Yeah, yeah, you know, I think
Flying straight up above the most heavily guarded fob in the game
Right and then doing barrel rolls so we can't see where the fuck we're going. Hey, it's a great idea
Yeah, I love that. I definitely didn't die because I forgot a parachute. They shot me down
Get it Tony, bro. Get it. I'm in baby. I'm in
Listen we are going to assault the green tower. Okay, Tony
They have been bitches all game. They have eight points yet. They have not left their fob the entire game
We must kill them all
What's ours on which tower three tower one tower one tower one
Oh my god, that's cool.
Where are you at?
Oh, are they just talking to me?
I'll come get you, I'll come get you.
Are you, uh, baby birding us under the ground or are we parachuting out?
We can parachute out, that's fine.
Whatever you do, Arch.
I do not want to die upon exiting Alicante after a dead...
Eyes, bro.
Bro, our heli...
It's fine.
I can park us.
Yeah, I can park us.
Park us. Yeah, I can park us. Oh, you don't have to park it. I was going to land it like
a super hot, you know. Yeah, I hear you.
But it's hot. Unless things of this her. I we're getting dragged. We're getting
dragged.
Oh
Or again, oh my god and almost murdered us
Oh, is that the Sam sound yeah
We're going over here to this Bob just fuck them and they're pulling it so it works perfect
They're everywhere over here.
They're everywhere.
They're going to be in the buildings.
They're going to be everywhere.
No, no, no, no, don't go up there.
Stay with us.
They're going to shoot you.
No, they're gonna shoot you down. They're gonna shoot you down. They have to anti air and the gunner
You'll die before you land on oblock
Enemy car in front. Yeah, do you see that car? They see us
Yeah, they're already sniping
We have a car here if we want to grab this car and try and boost in with it
I'm nanny this guy out give me a second give me a second
Oh shit
That's a $10 tip
That's the hardest day ever
I cannot get that date in there
Oh lemon oh my god
Everything
Yeah, everything is barbed wired
Oh, I might have found a little entry? Nope, I didn't
I'm still looking for an entry point
Well, thank you, thank you
You're gonna have to give me a heads up when there's a Humvee going to you
I didn't know he came out of fucking nowhere, bro
He came out of left field, I was shooting at a guy and I was about to smash him
I killed a guy with the door open, I killed a guy with the door open on me
I
Blue team just sitting outside they closed door on us fuck
They team got them got a car coming back car coming back are coming back they're sniping from oblast
I'm running back around I'm gonna try and help you
We're about to win.
Yeah, I think that's game.
You got the high packs?
Oh, yeah.
You just sitting above you guys at the tower?
Hey, did you guys know you have nine fucking points?
Did you shit in your tower?
All game!
You jackass! Where's my-!
Oh, man, fuck it.
That was an ass beat. That was an ass beat. Holy shit.
That was an ass whoopin'.
Ah, shit!
Hey, do I get money back if I give it?
I'm not giving all these teams like that.
I'm not kidding you, Summit.
Literally every team in this match was sitting in their base the entire day.
And nobody left anywhere.
No. No.
Everyone just farm money this game because they knew they couldn't win.
GG's boys.
Holy shiet!
Red team!
The blue team...uh let's back out. Back it up, back it up, back it up.
Okay
The blue team never unless shroud is on it. They never try and win
That's the only thing the only thing the blue team does 99% of the time is literally just farm money
Like blue team is the team where you're gonna sit in your tower
You're not gonna try and win. You're going to be farming money the entire time and that's it
That is your whole objective a vast majority now
You get some you get some teams and sometimes you know you put up a fight
But the vast majority of the time that is what you're doing
That's called a buzz now are we picking something up or what are we doing here?
No, we're just backing out so we can get out that smelly fucking piece of shit
I put the the new one in let's go here. We're gonna go on this team this time
I'm assuming same reason yeah
I can play the other map, fuck.
Lowkey, it's not all dead.
Got it, got it.
Alright, I'll be a game audio as well.
In servers we can tell when you stay on the same region, like it's so easy.
Got it, got it.
Hopefully you're just smart, hopefully you're the only smart one.
How'd you know the team?
Oh, I just hit the scoreboard. You can hit it before you even load in.
Oh my god. Got it. Alright, alright, noted, noted, noted.
Wait, how did he know the server?
He said he knew the region. He was able to join the server. That was the lowest. Check the scoreboard for our team, and then he was in.
These motherfuckers
Honestly, that's a gift to be back and I say hire this guy
Fast-forces
See look at that he's a smart bastard
You said I'm studying cyber security.
I'm like, yeah, it checks out.
Yep.
Smart bastards.
He's a good one.
He's a good one.
I think what annoys me the most is not the people who join up
and join your team and play.
It's the ones who go on the other team,
and they do everything to not allow you to play the way you
want.
Those are the ones that pissed me off.
allow you to play the way you want. Those are the ones that piss me off. Like, alright,
I'm not on Hutch's team this time. I'm gonna build four anti-air missiles. I'm gonna sit
in my fucking fob the entire time. I'm not gonna play the game and I'm just gonna try
and kill them. If it's, if you're not doing that, it's cool. But that's the, sadly, the
vast majority. Sadly. I don't give a fuck. We're gonna make some money. Yes. Yes. Yes.
I will validate your point, I have 20 hours on schedule.
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! See, I'm not crazy! I told you!
I know you.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm going to squad.
Come on in, boys! Come on in!
My never-pressed ever!
Come on in boys, don't trust anyone but Air Hunch, remember that.
Come on boys, one more, come on!
One more spot!
Smell it later!
This is a death trap. This is a death trap, sir.
Listen up!
Welcome into flying with airhudge.
Blue team never wins ever.
We're known as stinky.
We're known as smelly.
But today!
Today will be known as the winning team!
Can I get a hell, yeah!
Go on, boys!
Lock in! We sit on the zone, we hold the zone!
Take your leave, boys! Good luck out there!
I'll drop you on your boys.
All right, go right here, go right here, go right here.
Red team landing, Top of Hill, Top of Hill at the church.
I signed it down, dude!
Fuck, something about bad.
Get a radio squad, by the way.
It's already out of the elevator.
South to the bottom of the hill. Some guys dropped behind us.
South to the bottom of the hill.
There he is, guys.
I'm in the squad.
Dad, these guys.
three swads wait what they both seven
are swad and one other squad
yeah we're on the blue team this is the ultimate challenge if we can win with the blue team
we're the greatest just lock in boys seven are you running launching this game or no
all right I'll run it
yo do we have a builder is anyone a builder in there
fuck oh fuck these guys
Oh, do you buddy? Yeah.
Weeeeeee!
We need a builder. Chad, do I build? I don't think it's a good idea.
No, please God, no, okay, we won't build we won't build
We're gonna have to take tower two back ourselves. They're already on roof
Unless...
Oh, I almost clipped them.
Oh, there's multiple up there.
Shit.
Yeah, they're already camping our tower two as well, so we're not gonna have a fob right now
You got to take that tower
Tower two
Summit you might run it over to tower two and starting to clear that that thing out
Oh, I'm not even far from money right now. I'm just trying to get our fucking shit up and running
Subscribe and go and help Claire.
Oh my God, it's getting a little shit out of here.
Those are the reinforcements.
Yeah, I'm grabbing a I'm grabbing a
I'm grabbing a care right now. I'm a head over
Let's go boys. We need to go to tower two tower two we need to get that
Don't get that don't get a parachute. I'm not picking it up to get a parachute your liability
Come on boys get here
All right, you got one good
Yo, whoever jumped in that helicopter who's here, come in with me and the big one.
Where was that the base?
Where is it?
The large one right over here.
We're going to go take tower two.
So we have some type of fog.
I'm on the stadium.
At least I survive slightly longer than peanut. What the fuck?
The hell's wrong with you?
I'm way better than peanut in every way, shape, and form.
Point A, I have arms and legs. Point two, I don't have lips like a chicken's ass.
I don't suck. I rest to all other points.
Point four, red team's always better than the green team.
Point five, I'm sexy. Do I need a point six?
Don't say you're also fatter. Shut up.
Jump boys, go ahead. We're going to hold this so we can build.
In the tower, 2nd floor, enemy 2nd floor, 2nd floor, 2nd floor, enemy, do we not have
a fob? Yo bring a fob! Bring a fob!
How do we not have a fucking fob?
Anyone it? Alright we need a fob!
I
How are two
There's so much oh
My gosh
No, I don't what do you have in here? Would you bring oh?
My gosh go listen go get a fob and someone else brings it feels bad hurry up
Please tell me someone's bringing a fob
This guy has no gun, but he brought a wrench.
Alright, anybody else want to do it?
Hit him with your hammer or something.
Love that from you, love that from you.
Alright, let's say I'll, when he drops the fob, I'll unload you guys build, okay?
I'll stay here until we're done.
Oh, I think this guy might be bringing a fob. No, nothing but people.
Bro, this is crazy. Any other team I would have to compete to bring the fob. Blue team, nobody has a fucking fob.
And we're all standing here jacking our shit.
I got it snow I think snow's bringing the fog right now maybe hopefully come on snow
have a fob I believe in you have a fob snow come on snow wait isn't snow the guy who sniped
Get this off the hill!
You bastard, Snow! I remember you!
You did- oh, fob!
We got a fob over here!
Grab that fob, place it down.
I'll buy it I'll buy it I'll buy it I don't give a fuck watch out give me the hammer give
me the hammer I need the hammer to place the fob
are you fucking nuts let me see it I dropped it okay I'll give it right back
we want to place this shit right here
Must be in friendly
Wait, have we not can we capture the damn tower? Oh my
You sons of bitches
Wait, that's that's not the farm
How do I how do I use it how do I use it how do I use it? Why is it not using it?
Oh there. Hot kit?
Alright! Get to building! Come get your hammer back!
Who's hammer is this?
What the fuck? What the fuck? It's just a naked red guy running around in here.
The hell's going on?
Got it all? Alright, we're good.
Okay, we're all good. Somebody, someone stole all my bags. Somebody, wait no, I gotta go
over here, I think. Okay, no, we're good. What is that noise? Why do I keep hearing that?
All right, build it up boys!
Wait, your hammer!
I dropped it!
I dropped the hammer!
Listen bro, take me anywhere that's not here.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh, you don't want to know what's going on over at the tower.
Just know, Bob is down, okay?
Bob is down and it wasn't easy.
So, who's duking it out in these hills over here?
No, I'm not going to no mini gun helly. It's not worth it, bro. It's not fucking worth it
It's not worth it
Although I want to I really want to it's really all I can think about
Honestly, I think I'm gonna do it. All right, fine. I'll do it after this run. You convinced me
you convinced me brother brother brother brother brother is someone fucking with
me is someone fucking with me wait wait wait I think yeah yeah I I think I
I think I'm getting fucked with again I think I'm getting fucked with again
I think someone's fucking with me
that hell is going on take that shit oh summit that's you you jackass bro I'm
Just here at hostile mark hostile spotted hostile over here. I thought somebody was stuck with me
Winner jack the rest street. You mean like when I'm
Coms bro great fucking coms outstanding. I've got my birding binoculars out right now actually dude W birding W fucking birding
Get burgers in the war
Oh, I'm out of gas.
Go.
Oh, oh, man.
We got one of the boats.
Yeah, I'm going to show you.
Howdy, howdy.
Did you get the other guy?
Oh, I got him.
I got him.
I got a hill.
Yeah, hold here.
I thought he was my teammate.
I thought he was my...
Please be it.
Please be a smoke, please.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
Here we go.
behind us
this is
this is hell
yo summit
so you left
summit there's three do this yeah oh you're actually shooting people about
to say if you're trying to make a shit for the money come up in the heli with me
and just mark people there's a guy in the window right there all right I gotta
meet first thing I'm talking oh we're in you're telling me I went that whole
last wave or nothing there ain't no fucking way we have it now and all the I
am so upset I'm so upset I'm so fucking upset right now oh my god
Nice job, you fucking crab!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, Swing! Fuck you!
I love you, Swing. Fuck you, but I love you.
Brother, are you serious? You're out in the fucking trees?
What the hell are you doing out there, playing daisies?
Oh my gosh, I thought that was the enemy, I got really scared.
Oh my gosh, I hit him so many times!
Okay, it's out of range, fuck that then.
I've been trying to turn that in for so long, but I just haven't read out of range all the time.
Good to reload.
paid actors more like paid ass clappers I've been getting my shit ran through
Oh, thank you.
I should really full-auto check my guns
Baby bird me what the fuck
All right, let's get out of here. I've been here long enough. Oh
oh another free one nice come on down hold that shoot
thank you
Wait, they took the drill back?
Are you so fucking for real?
I just left!
Oh, osmallia.
It counts off the fucking glass, you're telling me it broke the glass, but it didn't go in
the glass?
Are you fucking high?
You know the score, buy what you want and back off.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
We're doing it.
That's what I thought you'd gone for good.
You got to spend money to make money.
One run.
one run I can to read I just can't spell I was a yellow belt in reading worked
really hard on that. Alright, let's get in there. Song!
We only have two flares, I forgot to get more flares.
Yes!
Lock it!
Max one lock it!
They gave it its peak at 4,000 feet.
They gave it 333,000 feet.
They gave it 333,000 feet.
The peak is 333,000 feet.
Yeah, I think it's just a lot of new people figuring out the game just downloading it.
Oh, yo, yo.
You have a few more hours to get everybody off work.
It's going to get even more.
We're not done yet.
I was just going to say something, I don't want to spell a button, chat!
No, I don't want to...
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, do it, I won't do it, I won't do it, I won't do it!
You can save. You can save!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, puss!
The farm is going to ice in the next round.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm going to do this.
I feel like there's not really like a front line right now, it's just like, we're just
kind of shooting into their fobs.
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
I guess they don't have much money, and they're just shooting from bombs.
This is... yeah, a dick with sons of bitches.
I don't think they're fucked.
You don't have to say bye-bye.
I don't even know if it's just people being little shitbags.
I think it's just how people are playing to make money.
I have been in some walls.
I have been in some walls.
I didn't even see you there, sorry.
Did they even see you there? Sorry
My bad
One zombie
I'm sorry about that
Who's calling? Who's calling? Oh, we got a drill
Oh, are my builders pulling? Thank you, that was so kind of you to let me know. No, never mind
the green team all right this is where it's gonna be hard you gotta go kill the
green team and they have been building for free all game this is going to be
difficult for sure this is going to be very hard this will make or break our
run no doubt
We got our second man. Oh, yeah, we got him. All right. He knows he knows he knows he knows
He knows what we're doing lock him
It's up top
Very good.
Keep them off that empty air.
Keep him off that empty air!
Get him off that ship, Blitz! Get him off of it!
They already killed those guys.
They're about to be outed again!
What's he doing the Lord's work?
What's he doing all the work?
He's going for it!
Back up top nice blitz
I
Those fuckers got so much health
What's his dad what's his dad?
I'm looking, I'm looking!
What's in the line?
Longer sweeps, longer sweeps, longer sweeps!
Fuck!
They get on that gunner, I'm dead.
Alright, Blitz!
BULL! BULL! BULL!
That was a good one.
I mean, Blitz did everything.
We literally got to just fly around for free because Blitz was just curb-stopping them.
I do.
I know.
I get, I get in rhythms, okay?
I get a rhythm on the heli where I'm getting good distance.
I'm coming in, I'm killing, good distance, coming in and killing.
And then I have, like that, where I do nothing, bitch, we're on the red team.
Oh my God.
Now
Yep, we have one more flyby we're on the blue team. Oh my god almost did it again
I think we got to fly straight there or I'm gonna run out of gas anyways I get
these rhythms where I'm getting good distance that I'm like you know dip duck
and dive it and then I I I lose it I lose it and then it's bad and everyone
calls me ugly
Use my y'all more circles not lines, got it.
Got it.
Y'all more.
We fucking made it.
I didn't think we were going to make it.
How's everybody doing?
You're doing horrible track, not a good game?
I tried learning how to fly it, I died.
Oh yeah, don't do that buddy.
It'll just make you go for it.
Back on the ground.
Do that offline.
Go to the gun range, that's what helped me.
Oh yeah.
All right.
We can go to the helicopter and spawn over here.
We're pulling.
Yo, let's go fuck up Tower 3 now.
Actually, we might just want to go back to the same Tower.
I said we keep hitting them.
Just by hitting them, I think we've pretty much
opened up the game.
Don't you pull late today, sadly.
But if I get an opportunity, I will destroy it.
All right, let's do this shit.
We got a reclaim in here in a little bit.
I mean, we got a strong lead, but still.
I also petition next next round you map
Oh
Sweet God
I don't even know where that's from.
I'm running over.
No more Hellies.
No more Hellies.
No more Hellies.
No more Hellies.
No more Hellies.
I didn't move I pop flares and literally just sat there straight just straight up
Done with heli for the game dumb with heli dumb with heli anything but it
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Hey baby!
Shit!
Take me over to tower 4, but on the outside of it.
side of it trying to die again precisely yes we're getting mortars up here yeah
we're gonna have to go we have to lay the salt on Tower 4 they're just north
east
Can you guys can you guys start trekking to tower 40 to the north north
right there right there right there we got
yeah
what are you talking about man we're up 66 to 16
The entire both enemy teams are just sitting in their fobs. We are doing fine.
Oh my god.
Alright boys.
Walk in.
Lock the fuck in.
Oh that doesn't sound good. Oh my gosh I jumped out so early.
You know what I should have done? I should have brought a sniper and just
fucked the shit out of them from a distance.
Good boys. Good boys. Come, come tower four. Come tower four. Come tower four.
For all the way over here at the edge. There's so many people here, and they're not leaving their base. It's the green team
Our for fuck we lay assault
Trust me so far, but I'm coming it dude. There's so many kills to be had
What are you all just farmers?
You could have a bag
I don't I don't I don't mind if you want if you want it for money to level up your shit for you
Alrighty, tell me group chat when you guys are ready. I'll meet you this quick
Okay, so we know someone's on anti-gun over here I'd like to need it
You're not real. You're not fucking real. Fuck you. Fuck you, buddy. I'll be back.
I will be back
Fuck I need to bring C4 I need to bring C4 I
Need to bring C4
We're going big bag. All right. I'm good. I'm getting full raid supplies boys
I'm bringing full raid supplies and I need backup
We'll be right there we're right there our way to it good. We can just loot and take the defense
We're fucked there. We're fucked.
Alright, we're really hatched here. You're gonna pick us up?
No, I'm at the respawn. I instantly died.
No, no, we're at the end of the respawn.
Wait, what do you have? You're at the respawn? I'll fly chopper. I'll pick you up.
Yep. Yep.
okay I just respond I am getting a insane amount of things we're going to
gear bring everything listen we're not locked and loaded Tony you should
probably let me fly not because you're a bad flyer but because they have
anti-air on like all sides of their fucking shit
I got this
Okay, if we die, I want you to know I'm pissed at you
You're leaving me, you're leaving me
You're leaving me
Oh, I thought you went, I thought you went, I thought you went
I don't know
Come over here, cause I only bought one bandage cause I'm an idiot
Boys, we're going to Coward!
Coward force!
Don't ever see us coming
secret mission secret mission secret mission all right let's go
all right where is tower four okay we're gonna go to the left side we're gonna wrap all the way around the left nice and low
circle to circle yeah we're gonna infiltrate from the rear all of their
anti air is on the part towards the main area on the map so that would be like
the south I'm gonna I'm gonna go west side yeah I'm gonna go low circle around
there's you're gonna we're in a land and we're gonna walk in on ever see us
all right I got C4 I got names we got everything
Jen maybe this is just what we do bro I feel like for those guys going to
Capture Maduro in Venezuela, play a Metallica.
I'm gonna be honest, I think this is the E.
We got Chief Chief of the helicopter
at the DQB, Dishare.
Far the left, far the left.
Yeah, yeah, I'm saying that a lot.
Maybe this is what we do, Chad.
Maybe we just take towers all day.
identify which one of these sons of bitches are doing what this team is
doing and just absolutely beat the hell out of them yeah that's all right that's
then that's them right here in this field would honestly be good we're gonna
go through two doors and then we're in on this side of the building this is
actually perfect once we break in how do we take it over we have to go to the
The computer? The computer, it's getting...
The bottom, the bottom...
What?
The logitron?
This car is already shooting us.
What now?
Okay.
Alright boys, I got the C4, I'll be in the back.
We're taking over the tower.
We're taking over the tower.
Oh my god, wait, that whole fucking team is going, this is sick.
All right, let's just that our air support is down I repeat air support down
We don't really need them
See there's someone already up on a empty air up there. I think he might have spotted us
Got it
get up on that wall boys
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Stack up, stack up!
Stack up!
Stack up!
Get over here boys.
back up back up back up get a seat get a seat
there's one wash your heels outside they're siphting
there's two let's go boys
go go go
they're holding it they're holding behind sandbags
revive it I'm gonna throw nades yeah don't flood in there just yet
they're neat they're neat in the door there's they're gonna push out hold that
Tony
I'm in
Like a barbed wire or something there I'm getting stuck
Did I like die to a piece of the building right there?
Clutch out boys clutch up. I'm waiting. I still have an edge we can win this
Gotta hold it
They are fucking everywhere, brother coming over the walls. They're throwing C4
They're grenade. Do you see why I want to kill these guys?
Do you understand now why I want to kill these fucking losers?
I think we can get them one more. Let's do one more if we as long as we have a squad with us
That literally just at least buys D-fips, you know
Would you respond for you fucks? I never we'll come back. You just stay there. We'll be back. We need more C4 anyways
I'm sorry. I didn't know I didn't hear you
Are you getting a plane huh? Yeah, we can jump with a big one we can jump with a big one don't trust any of these jackasses
Okay, so should we not push in one of those doors?
No, no, no, no, we just peeked.
They're all going to go in the spot.
I did the same thing.
They, the residents and stuff, guys, are going to be there, not knowing what the fuck is
going on.
They're going to kill the medic, the four war crimes.
You want me to wait on you?
Get investigated by the United Nations.
Yeah.
Water board, one of them.
Yeah, but alligator clamps on his nipples and connecting the car battery
Some has steam on a heart where we're going
Alligator clamps
But you don't know what to think about it you nipple this son of a bitch. Hey you motherfucker
Don't hey if you were in Guantanamo Bay, they wouldn't know what to do with you. What think about it
Hey, don't a honestly honestly block a block Caleb block Caleb fuck you Caleb they can take our file. We're taking theirs
Don't let him deter you boys
He's in the chat. He's in the chat
He's talking about need this
W's Caleb
Don't know W Caleb
W's chat? All chats W Caleb
Are they on the roof?
Oh fuck
We're okay, we're okay, we're okay
We're okay, we're okay
Oh my god
Do you have more flares?
Jump now, jump now, jump now
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
entire game
assault on tower four
these guys got defense c fours that's the crazy you should have ever seen on the
wall
on the wall
once here
let's get up on the high ground on the hill look into them
then we can flood into the gate if we need to
Summit is absolutely destroying them
We're coming we're coming we're coming we're on our way we're on our way
Well, I think we just say fuck it some it's killed so many of them I think we go
They got me though!
Yeah, they're all inside of me. It's not good.
I'm a roof too.
Yeah, third.
I'm blowing door open while I can.
I'm dead fine. They are.
Yeah, they're flanking the hell out of me.
I got a hole here. You're my shit. They're behind us. They're behind us
Okay, I want to get restless I'm holding gate
I'm running tear fucking to
all right well that's unfortunate yeah fuck that's our cap over still
they have the work of village outside of Eisenhart
You know, Saurman is up there with his fucking orb.
We need a tree folk to hit that.
Bro, I'm not kidding you, I'm not kidding you.
They literally have headshots, peeks, like they're fucking playing Rust, bro.
They're playing Rust, bro. They built head peeks in the tower. It's insane.
What the fuck how are you alive holy shits what
Alright, alright, I have been, I have been broken.
Let's end this game.
And if I see half these motherfuckers in the next lobby, I'm sending DMs.
I'm pissed.
I don't know who I'm gonna send a DM to probably summit, but I'm gonna send DMs to somebody and it's gonna be slurs
I'm going to I'm gonna sling it he's about to say it I'm gonna say it
I think I'm thinking about it.
I might be a sniper.
I was so right.
I was so right.
I'm coming though.
Oh, oh, I just realized.
Who is that? I know you ain't talking about me.
I don't know probably a lemon now that makes sense
So let's end this game a bunch of heathens a tower for a bunch of freaks
Disgusting
I
Why why landmark why did you say it? Why did you say it? Why did you say you know how to use flares?
You jinxed the fuck out of us, bro!
H.R. put the resume on my desk, said qualified in helicopter flare usage, and I'm gonna put
that in the field, and what happens?
Oh my god, bro.
He fucking doesn't use his flares.
Oh my god.
He doesn't use his fucking flares.
Oh my god!
I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do.
Don't get a web
skirt the web
No
Skirt the web was good take us four hours to get over there. I'll buy I'll buy a fucking
This one my fucking money
How much money you got?
Yes, shut the fuck up
I'm at the 100,000!
I'm not building.
Building is actually incredibly profitable.
I feel like 10k a kit.
Get!
Yeah, I'm burning like 400 bullets.
I'm killing the fire.
Because I am trying to fly,
helicopters and they are completely and utterly useless. Then I try and bring C4
to raid a fob. The entire enemy team then backs up that fob. I have come to the
conclusion that the only way for me to play this game is to circle chase. That's
it. That's the only way because if I fly a heli everyone runs anti air. If I run
into a fob the entire enemy team lands there and has C4s. We have to chase
circles. That's it. We chase circles the rest of the fucking stream. That's all
we're doing. Matter we claim above and wait for the zombies to attack.
Where are we going?
Over here.
Circle.
Did you land up there at the church?
No.
I think we probably best bet to jump out soon.
I'm out.
Get out.
Oh my god, he hit me with the fucking, dude, I was, that was a bit air.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Oh my fucking god.
Dude, I'm telling you, bro, the entire map is anti-air and it is disgusting.
Oh my fucking god.
I got these guys if you want okay cool cool cool
to the zone oh we're in great position we're in a great position great and it's coming
our way. I'm just gonna sit here and hold.
Go down, go down here.
Yeah, but I'm waiting for him across the street.
Better look both ways.
I'm just kind of a shitty spot. The trees are really bad.
Yeah, it is bad.
What?
I'm thinking the same thing.
In the door, in the doorway.
Right here.
Yo, are you, are you running hollow or are you running like a scope?
The 1.5x, bro.
Got it.
The 1.5 prism as you get from the assault, it's amazing.
Okay, I'll run that
We're gonna snipe that in somewhere boys careful. Yeah, you get in the circle
At the church in it
how does grain have this below I don't know how I lost just laid behind that wall down
There below me
oh jeez we just got fucked
much night
it's gonna be tough, it's gonna be tough
I'm alone I don't know what to say to
Where you at, blue?
We're at church.
I need to do what Tony does. I just need to bait the entire fucking team.
I think that's the way to play this game. You sit behind all your boys,
you let them get you information, then you fry them, motherfucker, and then you also get the rest.
I think that's the way to play.
BVN up ahead is not worth it.
How am I getting an assist right now? Did I fly?
No Tony flu. How am I getting assists?
I'm rockin' level two right now.
I hope I revived the lane. That's crazy.
Alright, resetting.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I don't know what it looks like up there but...
to the church to the church
Stop punching, you dumbass!
Wait, we might have to push that tower, maybe.
Yeah.
Easy peasy, we got this.
I'm on my drop point.
I'm at low altitude.
At a bar.
I lost that out of free.
We are on this fucking tower, man.
my team they're treating me.
I'm coming back.
Yeah, I'm coming over.
I'll stay in the zone here.
On the way.
Wait, how do we not have it?
She goes on the zone right there?
I'm going to move over.
I love taking it.
Dude, I was up on the
the circle.
I had three men spray down.
Oh.
Oh, not a three man spray down.
down at the top of the church in a bush I mean there's so many of us oh my gosh
This guy knows the deck
Take this shit boys
I've been in pain, I've been so much pain, I've been so much pain, I've been so
So much pain.
There's a red guy up there.
Red's me!
Red's me!
Guys, I'm dead all the way on the roof.
What's the worst thing you're trying to figure out how the hell you get in?
Yep, yep, yep, that's where I'm at right now.
Hutch, how did you get in much?
There's a jump!
I don't know how to explain it to you.
Oh, I'm trying to find him.
What's up?
Oh...
I'm so scared.
Don't you see something?
You're really green, I don't think so.
I'm bad at it.
I cannot keep health
Trying reload ammo
I have no problem with dying on infantry my my biggest problem and I listen I'm
tired of bitching about it is the last time I'm gonna say my biggest problem is
the fact that people can just continue to join my game over and over and over
and over and over and over and over again and I can't stop them we turn
steam off we do everything these motherfuckers I can't they're a cancer I
can't get them away from me and I can't fucking stand it
Get us up get us up!
Ewww!
You guys get us!
Take it!
Well that's unfortunate.
He's on the staircase.
When you've done the best staircases, then you shouldn't throw up though.
You might be dead.
I'll take you down.
Oh, track with such a big, such a big res.
Nice.
Nice, good shot.
If you ain't on the blue team, fuck you!
If you are on the blue team, I'm coming charlie
Jackass still over here
Sorry, I'm so sorry
I'm on edge
What the fuck is this?
Clear this bitch out boys, you fucking assholes.
holy shit we got it
finally
wait I need to actually grab meds
before I leave
I need meds, can I buy some?
Nice.
Oh, it's insanity over here!
All right, well we've taken the tower sadly. I don't think it means much
How's everyone else doing?
I'm almost to the top top.
Can we wait, check the drill here.
Can we pull this bitch?
Where's the drill at?
off the damn tower wait what do you need I need to go up the tower are they
still up there oh yeah oh yeah dude they've been sitting in here the whole
time
are they on the top tippy top okay oh shit it's that it's tower 4 again look
Look at them, they're drilling it over.
But we've got a fake fob right next to theirs.
You don't mind if Mr. Willows joins?
This girl is...
Asking.
Oh no, don't fix the wheel, I love Ginger, I love Will, we got way too many people in
the discord already, with love and compassion.
With love and compassion, come tomorrow.
I don't know what to, I don't know, I don't know how to get up there.
I need immediate assistance.
Drag course that look like up there, can I go up?
Up there to the left.
Oh, you're dead.
I'm licking at the side.
Up to your left, to your left, to your left.
Up to your left.
I killed, I killed one, yeah, I killed one.
Let's throw one more in the tight corner.
Every time I leaned, I shot the door, every time I winked back, I shot the wall.
Got to kill assist, he's dead.
Damn it.
Oh, he died.
Oh, we got him!
Yeah, two seconds.
Nice.
At least you tried.
Pushing one at a time is the best strategy.
Yeah, they're obviously very staffed at Tower 4.
Thank you.
Yeah, I think we gotta do another Tower 4 push here.
Another Tower 4 push?
Wait, okay.
I know none of us know how.
Give somebody check the drill and see if we can motherfucker!
Drag me!
get us there
wait hodge
i see
oh shit
oh
oh shit
you don't have the food
where's tower 4 at bro
I'm slamming tower four
Power four here
Okay, it's
One two three
Oh, I'm confused. I'm confused. It's each block right one
One, two, I don't know how to count, max distance!
Oh
Yeah
I don't know where I was headed here.
Bro, I literally can't shoot them because they built these mortars
and there's like a ceiling where I'm trying to hit them from.
They built this base, they built this fucking insane.
They have turrets all around for people to go in.
Their entire team is here.
It's ridiculous.
Yo, wait by, wait, wait by.
Fucking dog wire everywhere.
Can we trade mortars?
Can I use this one?
I want to try something.
It doesn't hit the green base.
It's can't go that far.
oh bro he's not wrong
there's guys at the uh no it didn't bro and I'm fucking pissed
I'm parachute I don't think God I checked we're pulling we're pulling we're
pulling holy shit this is it this is it wait I just looted myself
go great pull great pull
good pull good pull
Hell yeah, but this guy get him
Wonder where else I can hit
All right, so how do I figure out how far this is away?
How do I figure out how far this is away?
Just on the right side.
Oh, so, 100, 200, 350?
Oh, and I'm bugged.
Oh, here we go.
350?
Oh.
Oh
Close
still not far enough we're all wrong
gun penis
we're still not far enough we were all
wrong
Wait, is this my tower?
There's about to be a bomb here man.
Oh you have to zoom in, got it, got it.
sense makes complete sense
all righty I think we chased this zone out we just have to make sure we're
moving boys with this we all need to move with it I'll let you know when look
at how many anti-air yeah one two three on the roof is our fourth one one two
three four five six seven mortars holy shit there's another anti-air
got em
got em
We're doing that more points.
Run, ammo.
So it's about to move!
So it's about to move!
Get ready!
It's a thing on the map that will help you know the distance.
Don't get pulled!
Chase!
Chase!
Chase!
Chase!
I see you have a weapon.
Oh shit.
So it is moving.
Chase it! Chase it!
We can win, we can win, but we gotta chase it!
Guns away, just run with it!
Yep, yep, yep, holstered.
Holy shit, it's like a mach.
Oh, we gotta highly stay in the blue.
I
To the west I heard a heli drop down over there. Don't get distracted stay in the circle
They drop leaving behind stay with the circle no
Okay
They fucking pulled it didn't they just pull it there
I don't know how these guys are doing what they're doing, but they're on it
fuck me man
Yeah, what the fuck did we do if they have a lot of fuel they could
Our boys are saying they need fuel tower to
And we might be able to pull again if we get a bunch of fuel there
Do I give do I give up and go and try and get fuel to tower to so we can repull
I don't know how much it takes maybe all right. I'm giving I'm giving I'm giving in like a minute or so
Our boys I'm gonna get rezzed fuck. I
Need I need to die. I need to die. I need to die
I'm gonna try and run out die
They're pulling it again
Alright kill me kill me kill me kill me. I gotta go get I gotta somebody shoot me. I gotta go. Thank you
That was the enemy
Alrighty, I'm good. I'm gonna go get fuel. I
Think we there's no sense in dying. I think we full prep
If you have a big heli, I need you to grab it
I need you to grab it and give fuel
Fuel to the tower fuel to the tower
There are whole team in fact that's our entire team
If you if you have if you have the big hella you need to come and give fuel right now boys
Do not have
So it's just me fuck. Alrighty. I'll try and get there
Should we go to Bob or hot zone?
I think we just set up at the fob. That's it. We have to pull it one more time
I'm gonna try and and get fuel over there. I don't know if we have time
How are you doing today salt they have our tower by the way
I'm good. I'm good. We have a tower wait they took tower to
Nothing, yeah, one of the teams there to believe
No
I don't know why you jumped in with me. I'm getting fuel right now.
Alright, hell yeah. I'm gonna try and get us fuel so that we can pull.
yeah we use I think you guys need to go to that tower like ASAP this is bond I'm
on it right now I just dropped fuel if you see it unload it
chat do you guys think I'm gonna be able to give fuel enough or no
No, shit, not good.
We're going to pull tower two.
I'm gonna bring another fuel thing make sure you guys unload it we might be able to keep it long enough to win
All the streamers oh my we're not that bad
is there a guy in here landmark?
Uh, it was.
If we're gonna pull it, we gotta do it now.
Uh, tell them.
Are we pulling this out of here?
I don't know how to pull it.
I'm dropping up more fuel, make sure you guys grab this fuel.
Might be what we need.
How do they have it for so fucking long?
I don't know why our team is so prepared to fucking just helicopter against the tower and see what we're gonna do.
Fuck the music, if the dummies don't tower, fuck the haleas for the right spots.
Can you have more than one drone?
Or base?
I don't I legitimately don't know even if we can't pull now
And yes, you can
You can build multiple drills at a fob
They had the super-fob
I mean, yeah, I did do they afk in their tower the entire game we took the lead we didn't build up ours and they won
Yeah, but a lot of building their fob was a fucking me that guy was
He built a castle. Yeah, I
Mean you saw what the guy said in the chase and where's your guys is streamer privilege now this dude came into this lobby
just sweating his dick off wait we're pulling we're pulling
we are getting life full hold on oh they're losing it catch it catch it
catch it we have to catch it you guys are right there I need you to run into
and summit run into the circle
oh sorry
you need fucking three bodies and we don't have it no way we don't have
fucking people I'm going for it
contested just get get in the zone greens back on it no I think I just throw I wasn't even in it I
wasn't even in it hot you actually
I
Wasn't even in it we have it
No, but you were in the circle
Again, I'm ready to catch it. We're 24. We're 24. Oh my gosh run with the circle boys. I'm talking shit
it.
Watch it, there's a group on top of the chest.
Red is trolling us at the top of the fucking thing.
Just don't go up the hill.
I'm just going to walk into it.
I'm going to walk into it.
Yes!
Stay with us, stay with us!
Oh my god!
Stay with us!
Stay with us!
Stay with us!
Oh my god, I can't wait to type in all chat.
Oh, I'm already ripping them.
I'm already ripping them.
Dude, they were talking so much shit.
Another fucking loser!
You fucking losers!
This is it!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh
Wow
The drill for the win there the final drilling
Oh
Hey, whoever pulled the circle there
What about the guy who brought all the oil landmark what about that guy?
Well you're part of that guy.
I was the one running the fucking fuel back and forth that's why I crashed.
Well no I crashed but I was trying to fly into the circle.
What was it though?
Oh my gosh.
Boys I'm out of here.
GGs have a good weekend.
Bye lemons.
Later, dude.
No map?
No map?
I don't think we should save this lobby, personally.
No, no, no.
Yeah, we gotta go.
I'll make sure we queue into a new map.
A different map?
Any map that's not that fucking map.
Yeah.
The entire lobby of the other team was screaming streamer privilege at the end of that game,
so I'm gonna teach you didn't see it.
And then lost.
That's why you don't talk shit too early.
I didn't really do shit at all Gabe.
That's why you don't yapp too early.
I don't really understand what they think to each other's too.
Who knows bro? Who fucking knows?
People are mad that 11 streamers got priority queue yesterday.
I
Saw
I forgot his name the head honcho guy at the company respond to somebody about that. What do you say?
He was like, uh, yeah, it was 11
11 people that generated like 300,000 views for the game
He's like that I feel like that's a decision you have to do
basically what is the map that we've been playing is that oseti yeah fuck
them up all right fuck oseti got it
say bro how many of us are there's only four of us I'm gonna look for a not
empty server because we have so many people trying to kill you so I have
right now. Okay. Here's one.
I don't need a man.
Good.
So, James.
James.
Yeah, don't show.
Don't show.
This is a good, we're in a good spot.
Yeah.
So, I'm gonna get in.
It's a good server.
Alrighty, oh, we're good. We're good. We're good. Whoo
Guys as I said before man, I would love to play with everybody everybody hanging out playing whatever the fuck. Yeah, sure
guys I don't know if y'all know this and it's gonna come to a shock to a lot of
people in here your boy may have a little hint of the Tesla okay when
there's seven people all you happen in the discord it's too much whenever I
try to inside you out of oh my god okay whenever we're trying to join servers
and there's a lot of people in the discord is too much it we're all on the same page like
i'm like three four max three four max how do you know get in boys let's win a fucking game
only got four people in here we gotta fill it up so we get people in there hurry up and buy your
Shit.
Hurry up slow pokes, let's go arthritis, get in here.
All right fuck it, let's go.
Whoever didn't buy a parachute, fuck you.
I usually do an announcement, but I have food.
I joined right.
Yeah, can we update the crash counter?
It's an honor to serve with you guys.
It's an honor to have you my friend.
if you got a parachute jump out early if you don't I'll land for you I got
I
I
Know don't say that don't say that please some of your line
No
No, we're such a good lobby
Man, oh this is so brutal the game up
a game update I did one before I got on I got on it I crashed and I crashed
maybe that's what we start doing Jared maybe we start taking the enemy
towers and just like holding them like crazy and delaying them as long as we
can during the match
Like, for example, we go to the hog zone, we fight hog zone, right?
And after we fight hog zone, I don't know, we die, we get 20 points.
But what if we sat on the enemy's fob, or like their drill that's closest to their spawn,
and just fought there?
Even if we stay there for 10, 15 minutes, that's 10, 15 minutes where they don't get
to develop that fall can you even get in the queue or no no these motherfuckers
Um
Yeah
You guys want to check your uh, how much how much do you guys can pay off your kids in the Malib I died
All right
Track is fucked Jared. Where by you
I didn't hear what you said oh okay let's get the fuck out of here though yeah
I'm good I'm just gonna crash this alien to this tower
Ram another alley or a crash here I'm going right for this guy it is the
Oh, right here watch watch watch you watching
No, I got him I
Didn't I got hit with an RPG it was I'm an idiot. All right, then he smoked. Yeah, I thought the sky
How happened
already backing out sorry boys sorry fuck you I hate to be a guy to be like a
you son of a bitch you chat saying we should play with stream remote on you
want to try that or no I didn't know they had an option try it I don't know
it does but sure where's it at? Let's do that.
We know if you find it.
Um
it might help with joining our teams as well because people won't be able to
tell our names until after we're in. True, where is it though? I didn't see it.
Oh gameplay, streamer mode. All right here. All right, let's try this. This might help us.
All righty, looking, looking, looking, um, found one, oh no, we do not want OZETTI.
You know what's funny?
Every server that is not OZETTI is completely full.
OZETTI are the empty ones.
Yeah, well I think the new ones start up as OZETTI.
Oh, that's why we just keep getting fucked.
I
Mean
We're gonna have to just join one and wait in a queue I think I'm gonna check in
Q
Brothers know it's either OZ Eddie again or Q. That is the only options
OZ Eddie I'm coming home, baby. Really? Oh
Oh my god, yeah every new server is a zeddy. Why would they do that? I got one
There you go join that one hurry. Oh shit hurry hurry hurry hurry. Oh fuck. Why can't I find it? What the fuck?
just started to just started to get in boys unit unit to the team we're gonna go here
man nice man now oh no it's still it's the server man when we hit escape all right don't
Don't don't don't show screen joint squad everybody now and do not hit escape if you hit it during the game
It doesn't matter. Let's just try and get people in here legitimately
Is that you? Yes. Yes. I'm the only one
Okay, oh jolly nice to see him
All right, we're good
All right, okay, yeah, you get lucky to show screen just don't hit escape and we're good
Oh my fuck okay good. Oh no outside of my screen is it I was gonna turn off streamer mode so we could see each other's names
No, it's also in a group bucket. Okay, true
I go by I go by July I
Go I go by July
I said yes, no, I think what's your cat? Oh
You can call me you also call me kid. It's my nickname
Okay, I call you pussy
You call me pussy if you won't
Let me get a meow
I'm not doing that one now that one's where I
I put my foot down on the ground, I put my foot down on the ground, that's where the
line is?
That's where the line is, yeah.
Everybody on the board, at King Express.
Get in boys, come on.
Back to King Express now.
We got balloons in here, we got balloons!
Come on, we got balloons!
We got balloons!
Get in!
I'm leaving!
Get in!
Guys, I have bad news. We do not have balloons.
Don't you need any more guns?
I'm at number one. I'm about to jump.
Black Hawk! Black Hawk!
Yes, we will be starting early again tomorrow, yeah, yeah.
All right boys, we're going to the circle, we're going to get you guys in there early,
shade and storm, stay in the heli, you know who you are.
That's what I'm talking to you guys, stay in the heli, stay in the heli, we're dropping
them here. We're dropping them here and then I'm putting you guys on the enemy
fob. We're gonna try it out. If it sucks then I'll come get you. Go, go, go! Not you
guys.
Alrighty, this fob over here is gonna be hot as fire. See, see, see? Y'all take the
roof. Yeah, yeah, they're already up there. Wait, they gave it up, they gave it up.
They gave it up.
Can I tell me what I could tell them?
Wait, wait.
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now.
Oh, I'm not going to end.
Tell me what you survived.
Okay.
You got to get some. You got to get some.
Good one.
Someone's in a good spot.
I'm going to keep spotting.
No, he can. He can. He can. He can. He can. He can.
I need to go a little bit.
Yeah, I'm still looking. Your ladder's good on my side.
Good on my side your ladder's good on my side. Hey, don't don't stand up something
I think we're gonna shut up you are ladders still got on my side there underneath you once here on pink on pink running in
Yeah, yeah, I was two ladders. It's too loud. All right now your goal is
No, your ladder on that side's clear once down below you though right here if you all beat that there's multiple kills
All right, I'm leaving you guys I'm leaving you guys. I'm gonna bring you more people
Just hold it down you gotta live
Okay, I'm coming to get you I'm gonna give you to them
Oh my gosh from the blue team I'm blinded the red team
Yeah, I'm just gonna kill him.
Why do I keep doing that?
Nice, nice, I've got that now.
I'm just gonna shoot off these guys, I've got that now.
I'm hungry. This is my lunch
Oh
So streamer doesn't do shit because this guy just said it's up a real landmark
Wait, what yeah, but I mean oh do I wait?
He's the enemy in the tower!
Yeah, well, that streamer was not gonna help you with that. What do you want me to do?
Oh, I'm coming!
Chopper, chopper, chopper!
I'm coming, Drac!
I fucked him up in there, bro. I fucked him up.
Listen, I'm gonna grab a parachute and a kid as well, Drac, and then we'll leave, okay?
Okay. I recruited one sniper.
I'm gonna sniper far, far out, north-west.
Right.
Okay, I'll leave this drug.
Wait, who's in it? Who's made it? Who made it again, Jack?
fucking people man leave this guy real quick leave this guy he's got a replenish on your
uh rest thing or something
uh another one i forgot i forgot
oh my god we're just waiting we're just waiting
if you're gonna build a cave
no i was rather on these guys
damn i hear him on the radio
what the fuck
i'm dead fuck i'm dead i'm dead i'm dead fuck
no
he's not coming up he's not coming up just don't peek just don't peek
Alright, one our way, one our way soon.
Bro, can you?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Get us, get us!
Alright, drag, drag, jump out, fuck these guys, jump out, jump out, we'll wait for the boys.
Yeah, but I think we were just you know, we were in this we're in a stalemate. We're in a stalemate
All right, I still think it's super early boys boys. I've been through fucking hell. I
Do hear me out. Yeah
It's still time. It's still it's still a good time for us to do this again
I'm getting another hully. I bought a small one for us. I say we go terrorize somebody somewhere
I don't care who it is just anybody on the map
Wait
Yeah, that's me. It's me. It's your shade and then some a storm. Oh
Oh, everyone on our screen has different names too, I just realized it.
Dude, I've been live for 10 hours, and I'm sorry, I've got a little bit of network lag.
Yo, what the fuck?
How do these people know it's me?
having to set anything. That's what I'm saying. What do you? Yeah. Why? Oh my God. Drag bro.
You fuck us. Um, I don't know, boys. What do you want to do? Maybe just look down, see
if there's a fob or they're building them. Oh, right here, right here. This one. So you
don't want to take roof you just want to go inside there there's multiple on
roof multiple on roof all right
Oh man, bro.
You gotta keep up so level, bro.
I got it.
It's like impossible.
Yeah, it sounds good.
Yeah.
Boy, that's it. We go over here.
Yeah, I can just drop you.
You're okay. I can land here.
You're fine. You're fine.
If you level this shit out, I can kill that guy.
I guarantee.
It's a lot harder.
It's impossible.
We got to get in there boys before they build all the walls up. I still see an entry at the red crate.
Looking at us, dead.
One more, missed them.
They haven't built the full gate.
Builder dead.
Can't watch the roof.
What's the roof?
Got the roof.
One's here.
Still on me.
All good.
Nice.
I'm going to try and throw nades at this guy in the corner.
I got him.
I got him.
Nice.
I'm with you. I'm with you. That's just how he's dropping people up
We go through this we go through right here we go through right here. Yeah, right here right here go go go go go go
I see red dot I see red dot. It's probably a roof guy. Yeah, probably roof guy. I land through some it's trying to kill
Yeah, that's it we got it. Okay now we hold this bitch once I say we we catch that fog
Drag you in landmarks to capture fob. I'll see if I can kill this guy
Yeah, cuz they're building
I kill the roof guy nice to make sure the other ones thought up
Can we build?
Yeah, he's ready
roof clear now
We need a hammer to build
Oh, baby the builder didn't kill the builder I killed the builder at the gate at the gate. Yes builder dead at the gate
Now remember their teammates are not going to be telling them that we did this so they're gonna still pull up and try and deploy supplies
So if a helicopter comes in unless it's dropping people just let them drop supplies. Yeah, I shouldn't have capped it yet then
No, they won't let me see that well then they see it's they see it's their fobs. They keep dropping supplies
Yeah, that's actually really smart, right?
Right.
Watch your hammer hit on me, Marky.
You want me to build?
I don't know how to build.
Oh, shit.
I'm terrible at building.
That's a little racist, huh?
Ha ha ha ha.
See that thing about that.
You get ammo supplies.
We have everything.
We've got a little bit of everything.
We need a gate.
We need to lock it in, at least.
I know.
Did we take the hammer?
All right.
I'll take the money right there.
I'm coming down.
I'm coming down.
I'm coming down. Oh, he's got a bunch of sandbags on him. Can we use those? We can we can we can
Oh my gosh, a level three hammer to yeah, he's got the giant is it the sledgehammer. Yep. Yeah
I got one as well. I just watch the sandbags and stuff. Do I need that? Not all of them?
Yes to build yes, but it's also like in the fob. So you might just be good to start building now
Okay, we got it. We got a seal in this shit. How do you like snap to grid and stuff like that?
Oh, bro, I have no idea. I think V is to unsnap and to resnap
Yeah, I snap helicopter coming in
Enemy helicopter they have people
Not good
all right you keep fighting watch out watch out I got a build on this
focus on this box
it's going back around no no it dropped the guys off
fuck wait wait what if we just do a big one biggest fuck one for mania I would
love to do is on snap wait what was my on snap again chat P I got it I got it I
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
There you go.
That's BVB.
Yeah, I remember. I played, I leaned with VNB.
Oh.
You can still have maybe jumped up.
Oh, laugh motherfucker! You did this to me!
That stupid-ass Q-bomb.
Those are the summit Q-bombs already now.
Shit.
Can you still get through this?
Okay, there's a peak here, but they can't get through it. Maybe I just double gate it just seal the fuck off
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna double gate these holes holes no gaps gaps bad. I know I know I know
skate
How are you coming in? He's coming back. Yeah
I
Know
Nice
They look up in the sunflower fields, there's a lot of them. We might have a tower too
Whatever you guys want. Just someone stay with me while I'm building
One year and one left of it
I killed that guy? One more on the left.
Nice, what is it?
Over here. Some over there.
I just got shot in the head, fuck.
Okay, gates are good on that side.
What's over here? That's all good.
Alright, I think, I think we are sealed.
I think we're sealed in, yeah, I think that's all good.
With an airlock as well.
One's over here. Southern, if you could type this guy.
I'm higher than that, I'm higher than that.
Yeah, I can't I can't
Guys dad
I just got a head shot it from the right right in the trees
I think I killed him. No, get for God.
He's right here. Oh, I need to go grab my backpack. It's on my pig. I'm going to
grab my bag now. I might go out and kill that guy, okay? Okay.
I'll get over this one.
Please don't be gone. Please don't be gone. My bag's gone with all my shit. Oh fuck.
Why is it gone?
Wait, is that it? Is that it?
What's on my wall? On my wall where I'm at right now?
On the other side of this.
Oh, well you can't get in
I killed that sniper by me. There's another one by the church, I think
We just got native. I just got native. I care it
Fuck the bag I need a bandage if you have any drag
There's guys the west of us dude. There's surrounding the fuck out of us here. Okay
Yeah, did you drop some yeah, all you like under
What is the range on this thing?
I'm in hell
I mean dude we've stopped them from being able to play like hard stop
I
Picked up a few more bandages. I gotta kill out here, too
That
He's up. I think this is a wipe opportunity, but we have delayed them so much
I
Could just no no no no no wait wait why they can get in I can just fly Halley back. I'll bring people
Oh, he's gonna hold this bitch down the whole time
There's all those I don't have meds man. I don't have anything. I don't have anything shit. I'm bringing I'm bringing some stuff
Watch how drag I have an idea
Just holding walls so I'm inside do it
Do I just fuck up everything?
Yo, I'm about to just build a bunch of random shit.
I'm down.
Oh, you control them.
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
Yeah.
We block the fucking gate in.
I am.
I am.
Give them a gate.
Seal the gate.
Yeah, you got it.
Yeah.
I'm dead again. North east, north east. We have one guy there. We stole that. We
I'm getting $48 for rent.
Poor waterline.
Watch my back, Dreck.
I'm back, but I'm outside the gate. I'm outside the gate. Fuck. Can I get into that?
yeah the gates are still open thank you thank you so much
I brought one homie with us oh my god there's a fucking army parachuting up
off of us wait like on us oh it's Southwest Southwest Southwest a fucking
Army it's raining men oh my gosh right yeah I don't know if it ain't going to
exist yeah I don't see it even I'm not saying game stuck
I
I'm just build bro
Welcome back welcome back. Do you need bandages and shit? I do I need everything
Sorry about that
the fuck does he know he can build his cover just build shit i'm building shit bro we're fortified
where the fuck is summit yeah listen i'm jumping you know one hundred steps to bring us comfort
black okay they're mortaring their own base from the church oh i'm getting shot from the north
once we die we got a bone roast church do the same thing oh i messed up i'm full dead
There's no way y'all get me. There's no way I'm in a terrible spot. I'm in a terrible spot
Don't worry about me, Jack, I'll be building.
I'm moving to see the res here.
I got one more res left.
These guys are going to hate us.
I mean, if you walk into your base and you see this,
you're just immediately upset.
Yep, there I go again.
Save guy.
Hold on, Cat, my little baddie.
Grenade on me!
Careful!
I'm out of res.
Okay, I'm gonna shot from the north to the east, let me shot from the east.
Oh, they're inside, they're inside, they're inside.
They're in? How the fuck are they in?
Oh, swing right there. I'm in the end slot.
Good luck.
Got him, I got him. Nice.
No! Fucking mortar, dude! Some green bitch! Some green bitch!
He murdered me! Oh, dude, I would have resumed him. I would have resumed him.
I would have fucking... Dude, he actually put a mortar in your asshole.
I'll play.
I actually saw it hit you in the cheek.
Hey, we did great, boys. We did great.
That was, that was what is fuck.
I just took a look at Summit Street.
My man is placing C4 on the crowd outside of the enemies.
And the enemies, Lodgy runs.
He's fucking ISIS? What is this?
What?
He goes to the anonymous way.
Not streaming.
Okay, I just had a stream server tell me that we need anonymous
We need anonymous mode not streamer mode guys
So you can see your names right you need to turn on your streamer mode
It's stupid that it's the same system
But how does green have all these flowers?
How did they ever leave a drill?
These green guys.
I'm hoping since we delayed that tower for literally ever I can shoot people now
I'm landing on tower three. I'm on the fucking top of tower three bro. I'm on top of tower three
I'm coming. I'm giving you. I'm coming
I'm you can do I think you can land on tower three
I think you have bring people up. We have three people on tower three. I'm gonna help you guys clear it out
Yeah, yeah, we got three up here. Oh
I'm gonna I'm a filter them over to you. Don't you worry about that? Where they at exactly?
Not on top, I'll say that.
They don't even really know that we're here.
They're on top of them.
I didn't buy extra flares. I didn't I didn't buy extra flares. I didn't buy extra flares
I bought extra ammo and everything else but not extra flares
I forget that these guys are like the movie elf throwing fucking rockets out of that anti air like the elf did
Snowballs, I forgot that's on me
I'm on a tight schedule mate, so make this quick
Oh god, dude
Yeah. You know, I'm liking this. Everyone wants to start playing
fob warfare. We're going to play Rust. Exactly, bro. Listen.
These motherfuckers. 100% puck to circle. Our team will get it
at some point. If we deny fobs. I'm getting we're getting
chopping all angles around here now. We're in it. I'm going to
come back I gotta go clear anti air off of the apartment
I just got a truck full of supplies
supplies
Where's pilot and war dogs?
No no no no shut the fuck up
Listen man I'm trying
We already know your bitch ass woulda gave up
I've lost probably like half a million just trying to learn how to fly a helicopter.
But one day your fat ass Dorito finger licking pussy fish ass is going to come in here.
You're going to say, hutch, you got so much better at flying.
What happened? And I'm going to say, hey, your mom's a hoe.
It's going to go just like that.
So there's on the ground over there. There's a guy like on the other side by the bridge
I tried to get a squad but it doesn't go any better.
Oh, yeah, that's funny, man.
Oh, yeah, that's funny, man.
Oh, yeah, that's funny, man.
Anyone who says that is it absolutely fucking busted is an actual fucking moron straight up
Your guys there that is busted don't shift the hell
I
Told you bro, they can literally just constantly shoot
By by by especially two of them and you can't there's no counter play other than getting people to go a new
Location I need cleared out boys if you guys have time. Oh block. They are all over. They got anti air missiles on
Oh block
multiple not just one either I don't know how I'm gonna do that all by my
lonesome track are you with them I should have known bro we deny the
buildings they get on other buildings
now out
does anyone know the true reload time IRL?
no
nor does it fucking matter in my opinion
anytime you start trying to have that conversation with IRL and end game bro
you just ruin games
not gonna lie
If I wanted to do- actually, I'm not gonna say that.
Heheheheh
Aw, I shit ruined games, bro. Fuck IRL.
I just realized that the apartment is actually an INSANE place to be for these, uh, anti-heirs.
I'm gonna try and stay lower this time.
that
that
I got old, whoever built this farm is insane.
He built a garage for a small truck in the farm.
I'm leaving that side broken.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Tower five.
He built a garage and parked it under an AA gun.
So they can't, they can't shoot it.
What the fuck?
Look out, a tower five.
I'm terrified of these f*****g lazy people
I don't even know how to get out of here
You know I'm pissed off the hornet you sons of bitches you know I'm pissed off the hornet
you sons of bitches.
Pissed off everybody.
All right, let me catch you back up there. I'll be right back. Oh my god, Summit. What the fuck did you just do?
I mean, I just killed you. What did you do?
I panicked and just fucked up the button for a few seconds. I jumped out of the door and I was C40.
I'm picking a way to get out of here.
I don't know if I'm going to take a shit with you.
You've got to go to the right.
Come on.
I'll just go.
Just go.
Damn.
Yeah, today is the same though, I really think it's hot.
That's all it's been.
I'm currently fucking up these guys on the apartment because they just will not stop
anti-airing.
I've killed them so many times and they just keep on getting up there.
But again, I think why, oh I was muted, I'm killing the guys on the apartments, and to
answer what you're saying, Tony, like bro, I kill them, I can't do because I don't have
the rocket heli, anything about their anti air.
So I kill them, they just respawn and they're right back on it, over and over and over and
over again.
Yeah.
Yeah
Like but if I had the rocket heli I could destroy it and then they would have to get resources again
Then they would have to build it again, but I don't have the rocket heli and they made it to level 25
Or 20 20
So I think I just need let boys I think we eat tomorrow
I built that base at one time that match remember that I made 60,000 by just building random shit and
like 20 minutes so I think people are just farming money and then they get on anti-air and you can't
do anything about anti air right now and they farm heli money you get a squad
wipe you're getting you know 10 K 10 K from a squad wipe and they just do
they're making money
yeah
I don't know it's just weird like these lobbies like nobody's fighting outside like they're
just sitting in the fobs.
Everyone's sitting in the fobs are the only ones that are in the shooting anymore?
Yep.
You average 150 to 200k from building a base out of fob.
There you go.
But if you de-centivize that, then no one will do it.
So it's like, what do you do?
Yeah, I'm good.
Man, this would be bad, but you know.
I guess I'll just get the dresses.
Like, you'll have money to put clothes on it?
No.
No.
Sorry?
We come from Tarkov, bro. People have billions and they still can't.
Because then you have to take track. Next is gold bars.
And they're going to start farming gold bars.
And they'll always have a reason to never change.
Wait, you're already off?
Oh, alright. Appreciate you, Jared. Thank you for joining us, man. Later, dude.
Okay, so those guys are dead up there. Just great.
Woo, big spray down.
You're a bug, what?
What the fuck?
We don't get to do this often.
Alright, let's do something together, boys.
Yeah, I'm currently hitting.
I'm currently attacking the tower. There's multiple towers now at drill three
you got the drill itself and now they've also built a secondary fob behind it
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't miss that to be honest with you guys.
Fucking useless right now.
I'm telling you, I kinda like the way people that wanted to play with us, like, and move and do objectives.
I was thinking of...
This match feels like ass.
Yeah, it's terrible.
Could just be like a draw, but I mean...
Oh
Oh
We have 14.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're going up.
Holy shit.
Yeah, the Helly got pretty.
It's on the tower.
Well, the hard part is, too, is that they nerfed the Helly XP
to get to the next Helly and the XP for cash.
Yeah, they destroyed Helly.
I wonder what the thought process on that was.
I'm calling that one.
I need to go down to the A.
I'm not gonna have to fly in the alleys
to like pursue that on the roof.
Chat has a good point.
We are on the blue team in a random lobby.
Yeah, it's just ass.
You not like it, you hutch?
It's a turret.
I can only take one with me.
Oh, man.
Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.
We're going to the cemetery.
Get everybody out of here.
I'm going to follow you, Tony.
I'll wait for you to come.
I'm going to try to recruit more bodies.
Yeah, get them in there.
Thomas in there.
We got three guys coming up.
We got this.
These are our teammates.
Like bro, I just refilled my ammo in the heli and I'm at minus 11,000.
It is more expensive to put ammo in the heli than to buy an entire fresh kit almost twice.
Alright, here we go.
Oh my god.
Alright, let's go get them.
Is that Tower 3?
I see Drac the lone soldier in the fucking circle.
Drac the lone soldier in the circle.
I love that from you.
I
Am I getting the m4 I don't think the m4 is that crazy. I like the ak
And I go the whole team is sitting in our base like this is the majority of team sadly
I know, but I don't know what happened today. There's a deal with it.
I don't know.
one of the guys on the turret another one right below me
I don't want to fight it.
These guys are just causing chaos over here.
I've killed all of them off these turrets, they're just going to go right back on them sadly.
So I just got to tell them not to lock and do a fucking parking lot and see.
You just run and log in?
Yeah.
Wait, blue's starting to gain.
I mean bro we have a fucking base we're just I don't know what to do use for it, we're
See the city other face.
One way they're back on this again.
I could have hit it last time.
I have to come over to the one feed outside of the base too.
I don't know how to go this low.
I see they're going to have to shoot a mortar.
I don't know what's wrong with this one, it's all ammo in it.
These guys at the church are getting mortared.
I don't have any mortar ammo at the farm.
What is that in all the game chat?
Those are the guys I keep killing on the turret,
and they just continue to respawn and get right back on it,
because there again is nothing I can do about it.
Oh my god.
How do you get out of this fucking place?
Yeah, but the problem is is that we'll raid that fob which is a great idea
We'll take it and unless we have people who just sit on it for the rest of the game
Oh, yeah, because it's so close to their base. They just get back on it and they rebuild it
I'm gonna stay in here and then more fucked again, you know
It's just not there's not really a counter play
How are you even getting cash?
I've lost hell of money this much
Yeah
What?
Haha, I'm falling and I can't get up.
I'm in hell!
I'm in hell!
I'm in hell!
I'm in hell!
Well boys, to be honest, at this point, I'm just going to get a couple flares,
grab a kit and go. And I think I'm just gonna lay a salt on that bitch. Do that.
It's an attack Heli boys y'all can't get in that one sorry
I'll take care of it.
It's locked.
Dumbass.
Um.
I
Was that smokes D-fibs
Medical D-fib D-fib and let's go
Oh, holy fuck we're in the negative. Holy fuck we're in the negative, man.
That's what are you doing?
Oh, our whole fucking team.
I am a
fuck you fuck you good sir I am
currently minus twenty one thousand because I bought a kid
I am aggravated because I can't
do anything about these fucking losers I can't do anything about anything
who are continuously spawning on the same thing I'm killing them on and I
don't know what to do about it so I'm in a helicopter
I can pick you up. We're gonna kill these people on their turrets and we're just gonna sit there
Well, let me go give my get back pay for this and we'll just back out fuck it
You say you're not having fun. What else are we gonna do?
In this in this match this particular match
other matches were fun this one so I'm saying I say would you leave
I'm gonna turn off that and not in the shit
there's just three of us like we can get in a servo we get a server
yeah that's what I'm thinking as well
They have built a third turret over here.
These absolute crack heads.
And then I get hit.
Okay, so not only do they have turrets, and not only do they have three of them, but now
they have RPGs as well.
Get me out.
I'm backing out.
Damn, Rudy.
They're not the fuckers.
Hey, hey, imagine this.
Imagine you get a brand new game and what do you do you build a fob in the middle of nowhere with not one
Not two, but three anti-airs and then you fucking suck and you keep getting killed
So then you bring an RPG out because you're so fucking terrible
Don't I think it's a cocksucker?
Yeah, you're terrible. You're terrible. You're terrible
All right, I'm backing out I can go I can go I had to talk shit to a guy named tiger. I
I just realized we have streamer mode on and his name was probably not tiger
All right
77 server
put the number in there I don't see it
forty three forty three east
we're just fucking slaying it
three of us so send it four two three
east yeah I'm in
76 yeah
what side you wanna go yeah I'm in the server
fuck it green or red red if we can maybe red I got red I got red
I'm currently 16. I need four more levels but I am
Hell eat the fuck out
Yeah
Bro, it's just it's just always been that way I
Are we claim the red team now this and this is just my thoughts chat's probably
Chats probably gonna tell me I'm wrong, but we claim the red team peanut claim the green team blue team hasn't been claimed
And I think on top of that
What happened try to join sir
Fuck
Well, I'm awaiting spawn so you get back. I'm gonna go take off
I'm a good take off
I don't know what to do.
He-he-he.
He-he-he.
He-he-he.
are you going to shoot on me yeah I'm in a chopper on the heart so man I'm
Oh, shit, I didn't even notice you were here.
Oh, a bunch of boys came in.
Oi! Are you, uh, are you in Tony?
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in. I'm flying to the hot zone right now.
Shit!
I'm jumping out, I'm in midair, as we speak, in the hot zone.
I repeat, in the-
Shit!
The bone zone.
Watch the leave me, nothing goes-
I am boning in the bone zone.
Bro, we don't have a fucking heli, man.
Oh.
How much money do you got, Jack?
126.
Watch, come on, I got you.
Oh, he got one. All right, wonderful.
So it's not interested in his sponsor game.
What is he playing?
Always doing Marvel rivals.
if you left me I'm gonna cry no no no no we're right here
we're right here
Oh, he's playing it for three hours? Jesus!
Yeah, tomorrow we're gonna unlock that rocket, Heli.
We're just gonna have to lodge you the fuck up, dude.
Just, yeah, please, thank you.
We're just gonna have to lodge you like crazy.
What happened, Hutch?
You're not leaving your home again whatsoever?
No, no, no, we uh...
Dude, I've been off for like, fucking 11 and a half hours.
We've been in hell today.
Everyone's just sitting in their damn fobs.
Um...
All right, you ready?
Yes, sir.
Okay.
Here you go.
Coming in, Tony.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, boy, I'm gonna show you right now.
I have water in this shit right now.
Please don't kill me, tree. Please don't kill me, tree.
I'm sorry, I took you as well.
Shit.
Motherfucker.
I'm coming in.
Oh, I'm good.
No, yeah, people all around I mean just read the readal by me. Maybe I got it
Press on me Tony. I'm hearing it
Yeah, yeah, you hear me here
I'm gonna go up second floor see if I can't get an angle on that guy
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
I got sniped through the trees.
Games.
Let's see if I was looking upstairs. I guess there are more than one in there.
I got... No, I got sniped by two different people.
I got to say, I gotta say I got three different people that fight.
Boys, I'm not going to lie,
I've been up for eleven.
I think I'm going to call it there.
My blood is BOILING from these lobbies.
I don't blame you.
I'm calling you.
You're blaming your whole life.
You're doing the same.
I've been an absolute HELL, today.
But GG's, gentlemen, thank you all for chilling.
Thank you all for gaming.
I'll be back on in the morning.
GG's, brother man.
GG's, jens.
Have a great rest of y'all's day and time. I'll see y'all. You guys gonna be on tomorrow. You wanna game tomorrow?
Well, yeah, when you get on I'll be on early like how early we're talking
shit
Probably like seven eight a.m. Oh
Yeah, I got some shit to do I got some shit to do and I would do whatever I'm excited about playing games
I get on fucking early. This is what I do. You gotta date with the wife
Yeah. Yeah, we're doing things. Congrats on love. I appreciate it, boys. But all right,
I'm out of here. I'll talk to y'all later. See you later, bro.
Chat, awesome day today, man. Awesome day. Listen, you play anything for 11 hours straight,
you're gonna start getting pissed. Still loving War Dogs, still having a great time. I just
don't want to get to the point where I'm just groaning and moaning and bitching and complaining
about every single thing that I don't want to get to that point.
So I'm going to get out of here while I'm still having a good time.
Just frustrated.
I appreciate you guys, man.
GG's everybody.
Thank you all so much for today.
Thank you all so much for hanging out.
I appreciate everybody who was here and who was chilling today.
Yeah, they still haven't.
Uh, anyways, who do we want?
We got a lot of people in here, a lot, a lot of people.
Who you guys want to go to?
Who's on right now?
My little mama!
Ummm...
We'll go to Drac?
Oh, Drac Tipu?
Sure.
See you guys over at Drac.
Sure.
See you guys over to Drac.
I appreciate you guys, man.
Wait, is Drac ending stream?
Is Drac ending?
Actually.
All righty tell him don't end don't end more okay force him to stay on he's only been off
for three hours fuck him I love you go say how to drag I'll see you guys in the morning
early start tomorrow early start if you haven't already turned on notifications so you don't
miss the start hey to anybody who's still here just between me and you you guys are
realized and you didn't leave when everyone else got on today. White shirt. White shirt tomorrow.
We're raking the odds. White shirt. Don't tell anybody, okay? Make sure you guys put all the
money on white tomorrow, okay? Love you. Have a great rest of your day. I'll see you guys tomorrow
morning. Later. Peace.