HutchMF
{DROPS} STREAMER PRIVILEGE SATURDAY | !HELI !CRASHCOUNTER | THE FLYING HUTCHMAN GRINDS HIS WAY TO THE ROCKET HELI
09-12-2026 · 6h 16m
⚠️ VOD is unavailable.
hutchmf VODs on twitchBroadcasts 30+ hours are truncated. View the Raw Transcript VTT for the full version.
you
Thank you.
Huchimus Fatimus.
Have a great day my fat small-handed king.
What are we gonna do?
I'm not fake smile gleaming
Yeah, I'm alive, it's you choosing to believe in
Guess the truth kinda lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a loving lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
And picking it up when I'm better
I'm picking it up when I'm bad at it
This is gonna have to be r-
you
you
you
you
you
Please mom she's very great when you're in a five mile radius of her you can smell
All that pussy stink, oh yeah, that stink
And I have on it, people say him
Get down on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Come on then
Get down on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance?
By standing on the wall
Get your back up, up, up
Tell me
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall
Get your back up, up, up
I heard how the people say
Get down on it
Come on in
Get down on it
If you really want it
Get down on it
You gotta be late
Get down on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Come on in
Get down on it
Baby, baby
Get down on it
Get on it
Get on in
I say people
What?
What you gonna do?
You gotta get on the roof
I just ran out of toilet paper
And I'm still mid-dirty dude
What should I do?
Fight the streets
Good morning, gentlemen and ladies
Good morning
Good morning, good morning, good morning everybody, hello, hello, good day, good day, good day,
white shirt, white shirt, if you know you know, if you know, you know, hey, where's my wizard's
that from last night? If you know you know? Oh, I'm fine. You woke my kid up. Thanks.
Well, tell him it's damn near 8am. It's time to grind. It's time to work for a living.
How old is he? Seven? Down to get his ass up. Start digging holes. Needs to wake up.
to work. He a grown man now. She's one.
Tell her I said sorry.
Pilot, thank you for the 20 gift.
You baby, I appreciate you man. Thank you so much. Welcome in everybody to the
community and the family. I'll have a pilot coming in with a 20.
Much love, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Nadie Kermit, Belsoy and Snipe, Isaac Burse, Hank Killa, Hank Killa.
Thank you for the three years, man.
Steve, thank you so much for the 39 months at a tier three.
Handy capable, thank you for the tier one.
Army guy, thank you for the tier one.
Guys, good morning, good morning, good morning.
Game plan today.
I spit everywhere.
Game plan today.
Short day, I have some plans.
gonna go hang out with the mother a
mama's here so we're gonna
go and do some things but uh...
we're just gonna be live for the morning time and like the early evening
probably that's why i got early today
probably around like
to wish
i'll probably be getting out of here okay
uh... we're going to jump in the office one of the eclipse eclipse i'll i'm
trying to get fucking locked in for the day
trying to get this helicopter level
Trying to not fall too far behind.
Trying to get it in.
Trying to get in that work.
Yeah, early start, early start.
Bro said several days it was two.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
How about my Johnson, man?
What's up with you this morning?
Huh?
Can a big dog not misspeak?
They're getting yapped at?
It's on my shoulder.
God, this game got everybody on edge, man.
Everybody just yapping a bunch of bullshit.
Sweet God.
Everybody's just yapping bullshit.
I know birds gain tomorrow birds gain tomorrow. I know it is it's way too early for the attitude
Why can't we have nice things?
Big fast thank you so much for the 20 dumb ass
Treat your mom a fun she deserves it after having birth to your big ass
Potato watch your language now. Potato big ass. Potato big ass. Okay. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it.
How have you guys been enjoying the game so far man? You guys still having fun?
Let me go here.
Love the game lot of fun good
Yes, yes
Seen some nose as well
Can I be honest with you the people who I feel like I could be wrong
But I feel like the people who are saying no
Well, I don't know. I don't know. I might just been a bad day yesterday. I I do agree people have very much
Changed how they've been playing this
This release from the from the play tests
Because people were running around a lot more and like duking it out playing for zone now that it actually matters and people like want to make money
People have changed changed how they played big time
Yeah, it's like a tower struggle big time, yeah
play blue
that
Tim said it's boring, he'll never play it
yeah I mean listen man you know
ah
listen bruh that's just
I can't think
This is turning your days, uh, I mean listen man everybody's the top of the
opinion you know I think some people enjoy different types of games to be a
hundred percent real with you the fact that they'll play warzone over and over
again or just caught in general and this was the game though they were kind of
like nope I don't know I don't know I thought they were gonna like it that
one kind of stumped me but I will say this that's the problem with a lot of
these games is, let's say me or Pee or one of us really enjoy playing it, and then our
viewers also enjoy watching and playing it, and then it turns into everybody just talking
about you should be playing this, you should be playing this, and it runs more people away
that it brings people to the game in terms of streamers they just get
pissed off I feel like and they're like I don't want to I don't want to play this
and now everyone's telling me to play it I'm definitely not playing it that's
what happened to me
Yeah, what up boys? Hello hello?
I can't.
That's the real fucking edge.
Ora, Ora, Ora, Ora, OUTS.
What the fuck is going on?
Listen to that boys.
Lock in gentlemen lock in. Let's win a game. Love that for you Carter. I love you Gucci.
Get ready boys. Yeah, go on. Good luck gentlemen. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck.
Oh
You gotta believe me I turned the fucking alley, bro
Start my day like this
What is this?
Fuck!
I'm waking up man, I haven't had my coffee.
I don't know what more excuses I could give you.
Listen, we got a lot of flying left, don't judge me on that one, okay?
Don't judge me please, don't judge me.
We got a lot of flying left for the day.
A lot of flying.
Oh, don't just say 33 you jackass
God man, I got all that profit
Fuck only three people survived
Fuck
Oh
I lost my mixtape, too.
This is a terrible start to my day.
A terrible start.
I don't know what happened there.
Yeah, we'll update it. Just keep a mental note. I'll make sure Gab updates that shit.
So, anyone who's been able to get their hellies up, do we know, is it 100% faster to run
in order to level up Heli, right?
We gotta get here.
Yes, cool.
Peanut hates the attack helicopters?
Why hate Peanut?
Why is that? Why does he hate him?
What was going on last night?
No, using the attack helicopter for kills is faster.
Are you sure even with the XP nerfs?
oh my god I am something's fucked up somebody lathered up my flight joy stick
with peanut butter and dick and balls. I don't know what the hell's going on.
Hey I'm waking up. I'm waking up. Chat, early morning music.
We already listened to this song in the morning intro, but we're listening to it again. I love this song
Thanks for the great streets. I love you bitch
It is the night, my father's week.
Already anti-air, are you fucking serious?
Alright, that guy knows what he's doing, he's delaying his anti-air, little fucking bitch.
You know what I'm gonna say, nerf the fucking anti-air.
What do you think about that?
What do you think about that, bitch pussy?
Nerve everything!
this game about fight with sticks and stones damn it
the
No, very good.
That's the way it is.
the air I gotta turn around. I need flares. Fuck the green team. Amen. Amen.
Oh, I make flying look easy. First off, I'll make sure I slip you a fiber later.
Uh, expertise, you know, I was the best flyer in the game, never crashed, ever.
Ah, it's just some light, you know.
Some light.
Just very skilled.
Very, very skilled.
What can I say?
What can I say?
Heh, what can I say?
Mods delete the butt.
That's the game crashing.
You're just confused.
We got a little bit of a game here.
Everyone's kind of doing things.
We definitely have the most presents though.
I know we very rarely see the positive cash flow in the
these games it's good to see it it's good to see it how many hours I sleep last
night
oh five six it was a good night
How do you feel like you end up in a game?
No one's playing the game.
I mean here's the thing, here's the thing.
You can always say fuck it and just leave the game, you know?
If you get a bad team you can always just leave them bitches.
I agree with that explosive, I agree.
I would be a lot more.
I would be so much cooler with the anti-air in this game, if every missile I dodged, I've got 300 XP or some cash.
I completely agree.
Because right now, it's like I have to burn so much cash just trying to survive.
Well, these guys are just shooting these anti-airs like motherfuckers, man.
You son of a bitch! You son of a bitch!
You almost hit me with that...
GAAAAAAH!
Da da da da, da dun dun dun da!
Putch is still a broke bitch.
I got investments.
I got investments.
You wouldn't know about that.
multi-billion-dollar investments, multiple gun contracts, they're coming in very soon.
I'm gonna be honest though, I'm not making nearly as much money as I thought I was gonna make.
What the hell going on?
Probably from crashing early.
I love you.
Oh, wait a minute.
Ammo get you resupply assists?
Holy shit.
I'm gonna start bringing ammo first.
Oh, that's why my shit isn't being deposited.
Now it is.
Oh, I need to drop it and I need to unload it.
Is that what you guys are saying?
Yo, this fob is getting loaded with shit.
Holy God.
These guys are getting everything.
Hey, hey, wanna see something funny?
Oh, I tried to crush him with it.
Almost, almost.
Well, I think, I don't be honest,
I think we've taken out all their anti-air.
This might be a helicopter angle.
I know Gav isn't awake yet, he'll update the crash counter the second he wakes up, I know his fat ass will.
What's my favorite beer? Yingling?
I'm the best pilot that has ever lived ever ever ever ever ever if you need
flight less than you let me know
yo that's actually a great idea still and can we do that can we Bob supplied
assist 50x speed nice make sure you tell gab that this morning get the editor
to make a already audit yeah I appreciate you DM we're just leveling up
flying man we're trying to get the rocket helly dude I want it so bad I
can't stand it I feel like it's just gonna make it so much more fun in the
current state of Bordogs which is just kind of like fall bores
There's so much supplies down there.
Yeah, I think I am going to take the attack helicopter out of this game.
Wait, we're already...no, we've been level 16.
No more ammo at main fob, they are full, we are already getting residuals.
What do they need?
I can't tell because there's so many people sitting in the fucking fob.
supplies.
Has anyone done the math on how many, if you fully supply your helicopter, your attack
helicopter with the gutters, how many kills do you need to break even?
We run a mechanical
What you feel in this game, I'll tell you after I take a tinkle
All righty, sorry about that.
All right, let's drop this talent off and then we'll get the helicopter out.
What the fuck is going on with that guy?
Holy shit, look at the um...
Turn!
Fuck the heli!
That's the moneymaker right there!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Very good, very good.
Nice.
Huge.
Let's go make our money.
Your greed sickens me.
Don't you fucking damn.
You've got no idea what I've been through and how much money I've lost.
You have no idea!
Voice chat for squad leaders, I think that could be cool.
Oh, answer your question, what I think about the game so far.
Bro, I'm having a lot of fun.
I'm having a lot of fun, man.
I think the game is very, very, very fun, and I'm really enjoying it.
The problem is, it's like anything that has a lot of success, or any game that has a lot
of success.
Now you have people with just like unreasonable level of standards.
people are looking at the game and going instead of can you have fun in the
game there they're always they're gonna last for 10 months always they're gonna
last for X amount of time oh is it gonna do this so always they're gonna do that
and it's just like if the game had 40,000 concurrent or was just doing
pretty good people wouldn't be asking that question but because people are
having a good time, and because people are enjoying themselves on the game, everybody
and their mother is just wanting the game just like anything, anything that's successful,
everybody just wants it to fail. Literally. And you can say that about literally everything.
Anytime something is successful and people are having a good time, the first thing that
Everyone wants is it to do bad. I don't know why that is. I have no idea
Why people are that way? I don't know you could say it's because streamers overhyped it or whatever the fuck
But again, it's like bro. I
Can tell you this I've never gotten paid a fucking dollar from War Dogs
Literally ever have I ever gotten paid a dollar from these cock suckers even whenever I did the intro for the FPS show
So that was a DM that was sent to me, hey, would you like to do this for us?
And I said, sure, I enjoy your game.
I enjoy your game.
I pull good viewership on your game.
I might as well help you guys out and do an intro for you.
Why not?
Absolutely.
I would love to.
And people just, they just lose their mind over that.
They just lose their fucking mind over it.
They lose their minds.
They lose their minds.
They see a game where people having fun, it's being successful.
The first thing they want to do is either A, hate on it, and hope that it does bad.
Or B, call it shit and say it's not worth it.
And to those people, okay, sounds good.
Do I think this game is perfect?
No.
Do I think this game is the greatest game ever made?
No.
Do I think this game is going to have more success before it ends up inevitably having
a downswing because of the type of game it is?
Absolutely.
Will there be a downswing?
Yes.
knows it even the war dogs team knows it it's just like I don't under I don't
understand how everyone can talk about how there's nothing to play and then a
game comes out that is fun to play and they say well it's not gonna last long
enough so fuck it it's terrible how are we complaining that there's nothing to
play but then when something else comes out the first thing you do is say it's
shit and you didn't even fucking play it just frustrating frustrating that
very frustrating so I am having fun I'm enjoying it
well I think there's a lot of things that caused it I think the Q times on day
Day one I think pissed a lot of people off.
I think the streamers being able to get into the game, that's an instant like shit on us.
Like you want to get shit on?
Literally have people who are streamers who are already hated be able to play the game
first.
It's you, you're instantly going to get shit on.
up the gate boys open up the gate oh my what the fuck boys open up the gate
sound of the bitches
Yo, yo, can we disassemble a couple of these walls or no?
I guess that's enough.
This looks like a pretty good spot.
Maybe not
Excuse me coming through oh my gosh minus 500
That's probably a bad idea.
Fuck you buddy.
i'm trying man i'm trying
in the corner maybe
fuck it right here we'll do
spawn vehicle up
All right
Okay, I want to get back to spawn can I unload these I can nice little bit of XP I
Vehicle spawns people in and anyone who spawns it and then gets a kill I get assists which is sick
Shit.
Uh, that vehicle spawns for each team after a certain amount of time and then respawns
once it's killed on the- on the battlefield.
Ooh.
I
When you hand with P. Oh, do you have to roll around or just have a wheelchair or something hold on hold on lock it
Where's this going?
Oh my gosh, I'm a G
Yeah, bro, they're literally like they got nothing
Hold on wait a second wait a second wait a second a little bit to the right right there and a little bit farther
hold I think this might get somebody maybe if I'm lucky I forgot where I was shooting
I know it skips the cam, but I'm trying to see where I'm firing this at.
No, wait.
Okay, so then we need to go, what, like this way?
I don't know where the fuck- I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh, that's it!
Little left.
Little lower.
I'm gonna hit somebody I swear watch I am going to hit someone guaranteed
Oh, that's perfect, please they'll be there
I hit a little bit a little bit more left and then we should launch them
come on baby do something come on that's on it that's on it
I do have an idea of what I'm doing. I'm an expert at this. It's all math, calculations,
I'm sending them, sending them, send, cut, shut up!
All day, all day, all day!
What, what?
All right, I'm dead, I'm dead, these guys.
Is there any other targets I can hit?
These guys are getting hit?
Where is that?
that's farther
I was close
Shit, I cancelled it
I'm not wasting ammo. I'm tactically using it shut up
Wait, did you see that?
Hold on hold on hold on hold on we target acquired target acquired
target acquired are you fucking serious are you serious are you so fucking for real
They don't know- OH ANOTHER ONE- AHHHHHHHHH YES!
Alright.
Are you fucking serious?
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
I'm gonna go back to base.
Alright, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Alright, well we know that there's an AA over there which is sketchy, but...
The scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate your flying skills towards mine?
Huh, 11 out of 10. 11 out of 10.
11 out of 10.
Could you give me lessons sometimes? I'm just wondering.
yeah absolutely any time they watch out
Oh
Holy shit
What the fuck was a question question
No, come back. Hey, can you hear me?
Okay, wonderful, whoo that was in
Dutch get mugged
is that what the hip kids called mobbed yo get all the fucking helicopters on
here hey what's the what's the fastest way to level healthy
you shut the fuck up would you say sorry if it's the block off you have full
transport and they're like every sea available then yeah it's definitely the fastest but in
terms of you know getting your XP with little birds definitely I think after the XP nerf I
think it still kills but you know if you get like one kill every minute it's not worth it.
Why do I feel like that was targeted I feel like that was targeted directly at me.
If you get a kill every 30 seconds, it's fucking it's good XP. It's good XP, but I suggest just doing palates
It sucks, but it's the best way to level little bird. I go have a great day
Don't you worry boys, you're gonna have eyes in the sky
Oh fuck yeah, I just bought a little bird though would stay here
All right, but you have to come with me you have to come with me
Hell yeah, it's already has rockets in it
Hey, how much money you got how much money you got how much money you got?
All right, go ahead and fill this bitch up with rockets now come on your boys over here
I'm poor all right all right my man my man oh my man
That's my dog right there. That's my dog. How do you got 1.7 mil?
Yep
But I see that as AA, I'll run some ammo to it,
and make money off every kill they get.
After that, I mean, until I got this,
I just kept doing that.
OK, all right, I'll do that.
I got to get this, bro.
There's so much anti-air on the field,
like I have to have this now.
Oh, this thing's fucking shreds there.
They can't do nothing about it.
Love it.
That's all I need.
I saw that there was a, I don't know if it's already been
killed, but there was AA on the backside.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll mark it.
Actually, we're in.
It's like right in front of us, right?
Yeah, yeah, right in front of us. I know he's in front of us.
He's probably in the right there, yeah.
Is he already fucking it up?
I don't saw it. I think he already destroyed it.
Last stage right below us, yeah. It's fucked up.
I
Absolutely not
I'll take that vehicle XP why not
These sons of bitches
These mother jokes
What about this do I get I get some for this?
Oh, I don't get anything.
Oh.
Really?
Let's go find some spawn vehicles then.
I think everything's already dead.
Oh, this guy looks good.
where the fuck where the oh he's gone son of a bitch all right what they got
below us come to papa oh yeah oh yeah this is what it's about this is what
I'm out with that cargo with that cargo all right we're all out of we're all out
of rockets now this is the moneymaker we'll come back we'll come back hey
count your days bitch pussy now that is what I'm talking about that's good XP
and money obviously I didn't invest in the Rockets but that's why I got you you
kind of like the bank
Yeah, yeah, I mean, bitch, we're overrun now.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, hey, hey, yo.
Hey, I'ma be honest, I'm still getting money for that
hemorrhoid, like, for a good couple.
No way!
Holy shit.
He's a loan shark.
He's going to come back.
Watch, you owe me money.
Damn bro, we're all teams already about to end. I just started making money. Fuck!
Yeah, last match with these guys, they hated me. I think I went like a hundred something
and like eight in this.
I heard you talking about it whenever we were in spawn.
Oh
Hello scared
Oh this guy's so rich you got a heli's on helis holy shits
buy more I know I should well I don't think he's fill up in a backpack well
Yeah, we gotta unlock this now.
We gotta unlock this.
All right.
Don't mind me.
I'm gonna be silent, but I'm gonna be jamming it out.
Lock him boys.
This is officially a no fly zone.
Let me catch you in the air!
Locking!
I don't know this is worth it!
What?
What?
Are you alive?
Oh, shit, shit.
Well, I'm about to be out of ammo.
I'm about to be out of ammo already fuck I can pick you up a spawn I
Was not worth it. I see you though
That is not worth it I got it's like
We're at a completely different type of heli now.
Where's that from?
This guy?
Alright, we're out of here.
Yo, this hell he is sick
Dude, this is a completely different
Like if you just mow people down bro
Wait, did he kill you killed you
Just happy he shot you and I'll be
He probably is like, I got him! Oh shit, wrong one!
Get body armor? I might have to.
Oh
Yeah, I can rescue you a little bit more XP this is great
Nice.
Bro, you guys are so fucking weird, bro.
The green day comes on, you would have thought I was...
I don't even know, bro.
Holy shit.
Stop being a bunch of freaks.
Oh, it's my xp, get out of here.
No, it's mine. Why is it in my corpse, Jesus?
Is this you?
Yes, please. Yes, please.
So is it worth filling up bags with rockets when you do this?
Hey, is it worth filling up a bag with rockets?
Well, how much space do they take?
Got it.
Yeah, that makes sense that makes sense
Come on
there we go there we go let's do this shit
There we go!
Legend!
We're looking, we're looking, we're on the prowl.
I had him dropin stuff from the right below us and now right below us he's still trying to build it up
Don't fuck up
I'm gonna be honest if we listen any more thunder YouTube is gonna be fucking gone.
Okay, if we listen to any more thunder, YouTube's gonna be shmoked.
Let me see, let me know if you see anything.
Bro, this is a curb stopping.
I can't believe he lived.
That's in the area in front. On top of that right building.
I fucked up!
SHUT UP!
THAT ONE!
DAMMIT!
Not a bad game!
Not a bad game!
See that flying with you.
Yo, that gun
is unbelievable.
That, that heli?
Like that?
Ah, dude.
Holy shit.
That's all I got?
Voss?
Yo, you better stay in here, scopedor.
You better stay.
Hey, you ain't off the hook yet.
We got multiple investment opportunities.
Okay.
multiple investment opportunities if you stay on this team.
All right.
You take pointers from Shroud.
Shroud.
I taught Shroud how to use mouse and keyboard.
Okay.
Remember that.
Do you have a son of beaches?
Son of Beaches?
All right, everyone, go to the blue team.
I swear I'll swap.
Blue team, blue team.
Did Summit kill a dev and get banned last night?
He actually slurred as well, yep.
He actually slung it all he had to do is wait one more day
always works always works it always works hey nobody else fly nobody else
fly if you take my business your mom's a hoe get in with me get in with me get
Get it with me! Get it with me!
Don't get it with them, the big bird!
These mother bitches.
Gotcha, come over here, come over here, we gotta go steal business, we gotta go steal business.
Watch how it's done. Watch how it's done. Gentlemen, don't fly with anyone else.
Fly. Airhunch. Airhunch is the best. Airhunch is the best. Never crashed. Never
once. We got balloons. We got cookies. Oh, come on in. Come on in. We got balloons.
We got cookies. We got drinks. Diet Coke. Coca-Cola. Pepsi. Mountain Dew.
monsters everybody get in fuck him fuck him everybody in here welcome in welcome
in I
in gentlemen somebody gagged that fucker listen up I need experience I need the
best you got in this moment I need we're not stopping to talk about you fat ass
this is war
Lockhead!
I'm going to the coach!
What about one of the chilies?
We're not going to chilies!
I'm going to chilies!
I'm going to chilies!
I'm going to chilies!
I'm going to chilies!
We ain't going to chilies!
no chilies no chilies look it here we go hold tight hold tight let's go boys
good luck good luck good luck
Oh
No way, that was sick look out video, but we just got this
Yo
Pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up!
We are getting that rocket helicopter if it kills us!
That's just sub for that legendary
Get in get in I only got one seat sorry
Hey, what's going on with you?
Welcome in, my helicopter.
Where would you like to go?
Captain Levi, House of War.
Brother, I've never been more motivated in my life.
Everyone in the gaming community is coming together and we're meeting at the damn hot
zone.
I don't know about you, big dog. This plane sees the hallway heavy, and it's not because of me inside. It's your aura! Let's go!
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Let me drop this off real quick, and then we go in.
Wait, wait, okay, good luck. Hey, that's the drill. That's not the hot zone.
What the fuck is happening?
Huh, a little reversal drop. Don't mind if I do.
Sweet God. Sweet God.
It's not too bad.
Too early for this shit. Hey Willis, if you're a pussy, just say so, okay?
Go and sit on your front porch, go listen to the water,
go fish for some fucking bass in silence if you want.
But here, on this beautiful 9, 12, 20, 26,
stay Saturday, or is it Friday?
All right.
Saturday, slurs Saturday.
Shut the hell up.
We're rockin' over here.
Hope you have a great weekend, brother.
USA emoji.
I hope that you have a great weekend.
I hope that you have a great weekend, good sir.
Thank you for being here.
God, I want some Mickey D's.
God!
Dude, I'm gonna say it.
The McGrittle may be the greatest breakfast
sweet God ever made.
Now, I don't care who knows it.
The mickriddle was a gift from God, and that's straight up.
No, not that stanky mick muffin.
Mick muffin smell like death.
Anytime someone near me has a mick muffin, I want to slap the taste out of their mouth.
from McDonald's as rubber? Who said anything about eggs? We talking about
McGriddles. They don't got eggs on them. You talking about the McGriddles Supreme.
And that's your own fault. You took something like the McGriddles which is
perfection and you try to slap an egg on it because you're a communist. Okay?
That's your fault. You don't put an egg on a McGriddles.
What the hell's wrong with you?
About the pancakes? You're doing too much. You're doing too much.
If I wanna get pancakes, I'm going to iHop, you know?
Sausage and McMuffin with a hash brown on it. That's where it sacks.
Oh dude, I stood, you no game. Although you did say McMuffin, and a slight part of me
wants to kill you, I will respect the hash brown on the McMuffin. Anytime you get a McDonald's
breakfast sandwich and you don't take the hash brown and just add it like a topping of
lettuce you're fucking up you are fucking up you must put the hash brown on
the breakfast sandwich always always always always it's it's beautiful oh
sweet god it's beautiful yeah see that's what happens when you don't when
You know my he really got some distance
Chat what's the best fast-food restaurant right now, and if you're wrong your band
Yo, bro, whoever said Burger King you deserve prison time
Straight up Guantanamo Bay.
The correct answer is Culver's.
Culver's has figured it out.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you right now.
Culver's has figured it out.
I mean, say, say whatever you want.
It's the truth.
Let me put some meal in this water.
Me, I was changed my life.
Hardies.
You're definitely from either Kentucky, West Virginia,
or oh yeah no doubt
no doubt hearties is
is is it
you fucking serious
it's close to
so that no fear no fear i held my flares
i held my flares
I think that was from either the tower or the apartment's O-block.
Dude, look how much money we've already made.
We had a helicopter full of just straight killers.
Okay, I have dropped in a metric shit ton of ammo.
Is it time we pull out the other heli?
My man, my man!
all right you are you taking the other one and i'll take this one or
i wanna get a different one
okay
good flares they almost snuck up on us
yo yo my business shut up
hey show me what it's about bro
hey join my squad join my squad
join my squad join my squad our group will be known as
I'll be left titty. You'll be right titty. Okay
Oh get that out of here just for left titty a right titty
Left titty this is right titty. Do you read me over?
Right titty we're gonna be I believe they potentially have anti-air on oblock or on their
I'm not too sure over
We're gonna be 76 to that location now
Oh, yeah, O-Block, Titty, O-Block!
I got eyes, they got some bruise on them over there.
Actually, no.
I'm going to smash.
NTA on the fucking fork!
I'm dead on next launch!
I'm taking out the AA right now.
He's on the ground in the river on the ground in the river within the air
to their ambushes launching rockets at me I thought I was gonna destroy that
that AA chat, does it take a lot more missiles than I thought?
Teddy down, I repeat, Teddy down.
A fuck ton of missiles.
Bro, is that what they're doing?
Okay, this is what we do.
This is what we do.
Bring it if you want we can do the two heli strap
But I would use your heli as bait. Oh, yeah, you already know you already know you already know you already know you already know
I'll fill up my rockets this time
And then I'll go here I
I broke that literally people in SUVs. Okay. Fuck you. Fuck you
Yeah, I think so they got anti-air on the warehouse on oblock and they got people in the river with RPGs
Yeah, they don't like the titties. They don't like the titties. You know, I named my titties
Hansel and Gretel growing up. God only knows. Probably because I'm retarded. No, no, it really
isn't much there's not much reason to it
lock it let's do this shit I'm already
I don't see him.
I'll save him.
Trees, trees, trees!
Right below second O-Block.
Like down here somewhere.
he's about to shoot holy fuck there's a hundred of us
there's so many of us
No good cut by that guy oh
Oh
Oh, that's all that's a day
Oh, yeah, I see them
I see him there inside this fort.
Rock into four, rock into four, break this fucker down!
Yeah, come on!
Yeeeewww, haha, yeeeewww!
Do we destroy it can we destroy this or no
Is it even worth or no
Yeah, fuck it fuck it let's keep moving let's keep moving
I got six more shots
We're gonna go real bar. Let's do it. I'm gonna see if I can't get one more kill before I leave
Oh, Oblok, motherfuckers.
Got mine.
Holy hell wars this morning this is insane
Wait pause the song pause the song will hold it till we fly back out so we don't get the
band on the tube.
Yeah they do this what we've been grinding for luckily we ran into a homie that's able
to grab it for us until we get it.
Oh, baby. Oh my gosh. Dude, dude, dude, the ammo assist is the meta, bro. I'm getting fucking rich over here.
Putsh didn't start the fryer.
well this is I do remember I saw your name and I was like hold on a minute
hold on wait a minute hold up wait a minute something ain't right really
you're almost at the havoc holy fuck
its motherfuckers been flying all right
I said lock it in titty lock it in
I
See I'm I see I'm shooting from like underneath oblock
Yeah, they're locked right now.
How to find this control?
Ah, they fucking tricked me.
Oh, I see it. Same site.
He's down.
Heard!
They're back on AA.
We should take out that AA.
I'm low.
You're going to have to go first.
I think our boy already got him, baby.
He's dead.
I got that guy.
I don't know where the other one is.
Let's get in here.
Hell yeah.
Oh, he's still stuck.
He's coming from the ground.
We've got to see where we're going.
of
the
death
of
death
of
I'm not getting anything from this run, I'm fucking up.
Oh I see your ass.
Not today bitch.
Oh
Let's go repair.
Woohoo!
Oh shiiiiiiit!
Bro, we're like a bunch of angry bees with these hallies man.
You might take down one of us, but seven more Hellies is fucking surrounding wherever you
shot that from.
Holy shit!
This is awesome.
For us, the other team, I gotta be slurring.
They gotta be slurring.
There ain't no way they aren't slurring.
Got it on the O block on O block
Okay
Got it
Alright, Titty a a is inside of low of O block shooting our boys through windows and a a
These these guys I don't worry I got captain Levi with me
I'm gonna put them on that building's gonna flush them all out captain
Captain you there
All right, son listen. We got heavy anti-air on oblock. I'm a flyover
We're gonna clear it out that I'm landing you on that roof and I need you to clear those motherfuckers
All right, don't jump out until I tell you
I'll get you there. I'm going to clear the roof and then we'll turn around. I'll put
you right on it.
Hey, hey, on stadium as well.
You see him down there?
Yeah, I see that guy.
I got you, I got you.
Yeah, I'm gonna stay low. I'm gonna stay low and I'm gonna swoop up on that a
Live one of them up and to air on me I'll be okay
We're chapped.
And laughing and laughing.
Oh my gosh, it's so funny.
I
Guess who's back back again
I don't mean just keep it not a Saturday, you can run it.
I'mma hit the other side.
i'm gonna hit left side, i feel like they're developing over there but we're fighting right, you know?
now give me a good song
oh
I
Miss fuck
I see you
you want to fuck with me you want to fuck with me
your mother bitch
really nothing's in there that's crazy
so get a refill
look at all the hellies bro bro holy fuck our dude half our team is helicopter
pilots this is unbelievable and before anybody starts losing their minds I'm
gonna be honest in any like standard war dogs game this probably won't happen
but we got a lot of people from the stream who are also in the war dogs
lobby so it's just kind of everyone started running hellies
And your lobby is like two pilots really
Where's the app
Sick
Take out an AA in a tower outside the zone.
Levi, how'd your quest go?
You did great.
Get back in.
We're going to get you somewhere else.
We're going to figure out where they're holding these anti-airs and we're going.
I'll wait for you to get out of spawn before we take off.
Dude, I took the last tower.
I took the entire fob.
Fuck yeah.
We're going to wait for Teddy to get out of spawn and then we're going.
Yo, if you're in the game and in the stream, park your hellies on this street.
He's on this hill while we all get together before we go out. We get all just create havoc together
Actually, let's go. Let's go. He's going. Hey. Hey, yes, that's my guy right there. That's my guy right there
Let's go boys. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
Go boys!
Yo, we got about five helis behind you, we're on our way.
Heard.
I'm a believer.
I get you on that roof.
Let me do a flyby first.
Oh, I see his ass.
Oh, I didn't reload. Shit.
I'ma clear this, do a couple more strafes and then you go.
Fuck him up, Levi, fuck him up.
Oh, Levi's already gone.
Clear!
Holy shit!
I see you bitches
Row
At at that tower he got on the AA as I was descending bro. Oh
Oh
Oh
Holy shit
All right, you just keep one helly out I'm a grab a kit clear off a roof and then I'll drop down and take the fob
Yeah, just like do it do a little strafe, you know and then after the strafe I'll take the five after
Anything else we need obviously we'll go level two
And then we'll go here close combat boom
And this should be good. Is there any other items we could need here? I don't think we're gonna need C4
Yeah, they're they're they're getting pissed they're getting pissed that's why I just want to go and fuck them up
I'm gonna go fuck them up close
All right, I got everything I got C4 I got anything I'm gonna need out there
let's do it. Yeah, we got a whole platoon with us.
It is this tower
Oh, wait shit, that's our spawn. No, it's not this tower right here. I think I
Think I mean it could be it might be the one no no, I don't think so
It's literally like directly straight and left straight and left straight and left
So it's this one right here that one. I can't mark it
like over here somewhere yeah on that second mark that tower that one yes
that's where they killed me with the AA I pretty sure
or might be this one in front of you as well I'm not too sure like I said I've
forgot yeah it's the one to the left one to the left hundred percent no they're
on the floor I got shot by the floor a a
No, no, not this one, the one behind, the one behind us.
Back left.
Yeah, uh, so if you drive directly straight to that drill to the right, it's that one.
Drill to the right.
I'm terrible with directions, I apologize.
Shit, shit.
Yep, right over here.
Yep, yep, yep, he's on it.
I fucking fell to my death shit
sorry I got somebody coming I think I
got somebody coming oh my god it's
leave I oh my god it's leave I my man leave I see it the boys are here yes
let's fuck them up
Let's get this squad back so I can take that wrench.
Be careful, they're still up above us.
Oh shit.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
We're clear up. We're clear all the way up. We're good
Yeah, go get the Helly. I'll hold this down. I'll wait for their reinforcements to come
You playing with bots? Yes, actually in my streamer servers. I also have bots in here.
This is true
Get that heli you you can come back maybe grab me and then
We go to the next one. I just want to see if they're gonna oh shit. Okay, okay
I'm gonna capture this real quick. Oh, it's unavailable number. All right, Levi. This is your fort now. Okay, it's your fort now
Well you gotta get a pick up hey pick up Levi oh shit they're below us
No man left behind Levi no man left behind no man left behind son you're all right
Look, you have defibs.
Alright, draw me the C4.
The dead charge.
Thank you.
Our birds are fucking them up.
our birds are fucking them up
we have blue spawn vehicle coming Levi
how many C4s take to blow that up
uh... the spawn vehicle
nice
dope dope dope
leave i get picked up
see this is the way to fucking play boys this is the way to play
this is sick
oh yeah oh yeah
they're up there
I can't throw a fucking A to save my life.
the
Yeah, I just want to see if he has a hammer so I can disassemble this
Yeah, boom jackpot. Yeah, do your thing
heard heard heard I'll see anybody here hold it down
Directly across, 77!
Fuckin' bitches.
Oh my god, what the fuck was that?
my aim back
You know he's in here somewhere
How baby
Hold it down, hold it down, destroy fob.
We're moving out of here.
We just destroy these fobs and then we move.
We destroy the fob, then we move.
Over and over and over again.
$7,500 are gonna have to spend in order to get this bag
What I remember when he bought when he first out of the beta and you said that the game was just okay
Now you bought it and play every day. What do you think?
Has changed
Understanding how the game works I
Feel like that's like a huge reason why people hate this game, and it's completely valid
Like you just don't you don't know what you're doing
It makes the game suck oh
My gosh is an AA right there what the fuck
I'm not seeing him.
He's heading near by, so you shouldn't have him.
Yeah.
No.
I see him.
I got him.
Nice.
Yeah, you got him.
Son of a bitch.
He used that thing.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
Son of a bitch.
You just have to understand how the game works in order to have fun.
It sounds simple or whatever, but it's just, it's the game where there's so many moving
parts.
You have to like dumb it down.
You have to pick one thing you want to do, and that's what you do.
You want to fly helis.
You fly helis for the game.
You want to do play OBJ.
You play OBJ for the game, you know?
And whenever you have so many people all doing what they want to do, it's very hard to get
teams on the same page.
And, you know, it's not a perfect game, bro, but I'm having fun.
Like, this, playing like this, destroying people's hard earned, like, hard work, taking
their money, like, this is cool.
All right, everything's all destroyed.
We're good to move out.
Thank you for your help.
Leave a like.
We're heading to the next one.
Get your bird over here!
Yeah, but again man, I don't think people who are like...
Hey listen, if you play the game, you're like, this just isn't for me and I don't think it's fun.
I completely understand and, you know, I'm not gonna talk shit to those.
It's the people who are like, this game fucking blows and it's the worst or whatever, this, that, and the other.
But you know how many times these cock suckers play in these play tests and these other games that are absolutely horrible
But don't say anywhere close to the amount of shit. They're saying about war dogs
That's the part that pisses me off
Yeah, let's do it
Like in terms of a game that's pretty polished this game is pretty fucking polished
I don't have a parachute I have made a grave mistake don't worry we got Levi
hopefully coming yeah Levi's already on his way
I'm loving it.
Whatever you wanna do, I'm having a good time.
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah.
Man, listen, at the end of the day, I think it's just popular to hate things.
It's so much more popular to fucking hate stuff than it is to enjoy things.
And when you're in a room full of miserable people, and you're in a room full of happy
people, and you say, I hate this game, more miserable people will stand up and go, we
agree with you, than the people who just are enjoying the game, shutting the fuck up and
playing every day.
They're not taking to Twitter and writing Twitter longers and wanting this social media
satisfaction of other people solidifying their beliefs that the games ask.
They just want to be heard.
They just want people to be like, yes, you are crazy, it is bad.
And all the people having fun, which is the vast majority, are just sitting here silent
and joining the game.
One down.
Yes, sir
Yep
Wow what a shot from that guy
That guy just hold on a minute
That was a suspicious.
Mine was it, yours was.
Yeah, I don't know how you get back there, though.
I was insane.
Why does Nick not like it?
Because it doesn't have good controller support A and B because everyone else is talking about
how fun it is.
I think that instantly turns him off.
I mean I get it.
Like if I played a game and I wasn't having fun and all my friends were telling me how
fun it was and you're you're sitting there like bro it's not that good of a
game stop saying it is and then you get to knowing because everyone in your
chat saying it's a good game then you're arguing with everybody
game is men that's good
Well, we got fucking mortar support.
the
the
Have you ever heard of that?
It has to be close enough to throw those nades.
all right there's a guy running around through a maze I don't know where he is
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you.
I'm destroying everything too.
Hold it down, hold it down!
Heard!
wait there's still a guy in the tower there's still a guy in the tower enemy
me? Tower one dead.
dead is it going on that guy is it going on that guy if you want it all right
we're clear all the way through you should be good now yeah yeah I'll come
down there.
Oh yeah.
Shit.
Fuck!
That's what I get.
Yeah. Shit. Fuck. That's what I get. One close. One close.
Should be good. He ran back down to the river.
the red truck. We also have a
parachute. Yeah, true. 277.
We're getting back up. Got it.
It's pushing up the road. He's
pushing up the road. Higher
ground. Levi West 230 West 230.
Get in and don't be a streamer.
Get in. Go. Go do your thing.
Bro, how's this guy, I'm telling you, this guy's fucking weird.
Bro, someone get him, there's still someone up.
How is he up here?
We literally cleared everything, did we not?
Sounded elevated.
Why didn't we clear his roof roof?
I don't know.
Mm-mm-mm.
Oh, what happened?
Daily belly!
Yeah, the game's almost done.
That's one thing I wish more teams would do like when the game gets to this point. I feel like team just give up
Yeah, I agree
They into worst thing we could have we could have done
Was that that 20 streamer discord where we all just like there's just so much going on it wasn't fun for anybody
Yeah, sorry, I've been eating my breakfast.
What do you want?
Hmm
And then let me grab some smokes
Go I
Get a parachute I get up. What are you at?
No, I'm good. I'm done shoot you can fly
Yeah, I think so I
Think it's over over
I'm gonna be honest. I feel like this could be a lot of fun if we swapped servers and
Started on the fresh one where the entire map didn't hate us
Yeah, let me um you pretty close real quick I
Don't want to show his steam chat. He's in the all are gonna fuck with him
How do I get oh, it's gonna be this bad all day long
We've got to hide I'll hide Q and then I'll make sure I invite you before I show how do I do you know how I add you
Alrighty yeah as long as your steam name is exactly the same thing as this I'll look for it
Well, they all hate me no, it's just um, I think people
People like to join our games, which is fine, but then
Like I feel like it's just it's just natural like people just like to try and counter me
I don't know. I don't know how to explain it. So if I'm in a heli everybody goes in a heli if I'm running
resources everybody's running resources
Wait, where is it? Where is it? Where'd you message?
Okay, let me look. Mods! Mods, can you grab them?
Aeros Copper, I see them.
Aeros Copper.
Okay, I see you.
Alright.
Got it
All righty, I messaged them I have I'm whispering them
We're bait we're getting pretty official
All right, cool sounds good. We get pretty official. All right, let's reset that
But anyways, yeah, it just is what it is
We have people on our team who like to like do do the same thing and then their team has to counter it next thing you know just like that game you got 18 helicopters and 20 anti air and everyone's just sitting on their bases.
Dude I really hope we can get a competitive game this morning while we have access to the anti like that helicopter with rockets.
that could be sick that could be sick oh yeah what's his name message me let me
say you send us more codes
Oh, baby.
Now, let me, it's probably because join the Discord and then just send a message in the
Discord and the general chat.
It's been 30 seconds. Why haven't you called someone a bitch pussy yet?
Yo, Cookie Box today for the five gifted blurred Keck Lord big love slime and brain
They also bunch of the subs are both. They give me the gifted and Mac even the thousand bits man
How you feel about tomorrow, what do you mean how I feel about tomorrow? What you mean? You talking about the birds game?
Of course you are your name is literally go birds
uh
Hi, dude, I have I don't know man. I feel like I have a uh, I
Feel like we're gonna have a good year. I really do. I truly do feel like we're gonna have a good year
It's an era.
Did Eero post his fucking phone number?
Yo bro, you are fucking fighting with evil.
You gotta be careful son.
Oh he's in general.
Okay dude, you fucking crack head.
He gave me both of your phone number, we got a bunch of sick fucks in here!
Jeez!
Thanks for letting me fly, you man. I'm a turn-off war dog, so just watch the no nipple pilot level less than three.
Hey, much love, bro.
Oh, lemme DM him. Bop. Bop, bop.
All right, send me your front code.
I'll add you.
I really want to see what these Rocket, these Rocket Hellies are like.
I think they could be really cool in an actual game where there's Lodgy Runners like the
games last night.
Be honest with me, are there was obviously we just had a lot of people in that one.
still like a lot of Lodgy runners, right? Okay, cool. We just, we just didn't really
get a good opportunity. Awesome. I don't blame you, bro. Lodgy is awesome. It's so much
Guys stop posting your fucking phone numbers in the chat. What are we doing?
Oh, that dude, he didn't post his phone number. He posted his friend code. I'm so stupid.
I was gonna say, bro, that's the craziest shit I've ever seen, but it was a friend code.
Okay, that makes me feel better.
I don't know, you could buy triple XL chairs.
You know what's funny, is everyone's gonna say LOL.
This is actually a triple XL chair.
I'm not gonna lie, this actually is a triple XL chair.
Yeah.
Well, it's gonna be a little harder to invite you
because you got a bunch of fucking random letters.
And I can't show my things.
So let me, let me see you.
This one looks good.
Yeah, that looks good.
And then I'm gonna have to,
there, let me look for the bunch of random letters.
Are you appearing offline?
Where's the video?
Appear online so I can see you.
Why isn't it showing up?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
The eight months.
Thank you for the eight months.
Thank you so much.
Oh my god!
The hell is happening?
Jar Jar plus 65,000 game?
Wowsers?
Wowsers?
Wow
Yo, what the fuck I got discord. Oh, no, it's steam. Yo, okay. I see you there you are. All right
How do I invite I can't oh it's full now motherfucker
Try this again
This one looks good
cool and
And then how do I invite to my game chat? Do I just do the drop-down menu?
Or do I have to be in a team and then invite him to the squad?
Do I have to like be in the game?
I
Yo, just join me fuck it just join me join me join me join me fuck it we ball
Join me join me join me
Sorry chat
Call JG WETWORTH 877 CASH NOW!
Now fuck it, fuck it.
The cool heli's over here!
All the cool people!
I got balloons, I got chicken tenders, I got cookies!
Over here, big heli!
Come on, get in, get in!
get in chicken tenders chicken sandwiches they call me kings come on oh my
gosh you're taking all my business I'm taking all my business these sons of
bitches cool heli over here come get the cool heli that's what you get you bitch
Lily Lily bird
Get the big hilly come on now, I can't take off this yet come over here
Don't stop yelling at me
Don't mess
No fuck this guy fuck this guy. Oh shit
No, you did it you did it you didn't vomit you didn't vomit vomit don't say that you didn't oh
Hey, hey be ready to be impressed get in
Let's get this boys
This little man is going to take us to Stevie.
Gentlemen, welcome in.
I am Air Huncher Pilot.
We're going to be flying at about 2,000 feet.
We're going to fly right into the hot zone.
You landed.
You're going to make me catch a body.
I need you to lock in.
Can I get a hurrah?
OK, silence is fine, too.
We're turning the back side, we're in a very tense. Everybody tense.
He said he doesn't have small hands and he has nipples.
What? That is the truth though!
I move left.
It's true.
Yeah baby!
Thank you sir!
Not the sound.
Good luck boys!
Go, go, go!
Wait Maverick you didn't have a health, oh he didn't have a parachute well, there he goes.
Oh they all died, they literally every single one of them died, okay, well maybe that guy
was right.
They all died. Literally every one of them.
Bro Kelly for sure.
Weeep!
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Take notes from Shroud.
Take Shroud's dick out of your mouth, okay?
Do that for me and I'll start taking notes.
Battlefield.
Battlefield but money.
Battlefield but gambling.
Get in, boss.
Oh, hey Maverick, saw you didn't have a fair shoot.
That'll happen.
I'ma be honest, if I dropped you guys Hot Zone, it's probably guaranteed death.
And I think our team's filled with...
You go ahead.
That's why I'm back here.
You did drop me at the Hudson.
I don't remember that.
Don't worry, this time I'll drop you on the hill, okay?
Roger that.
Roger that. Operations safe, very vibrant.
Okay.
I don't know what he just said,
but I agree with the Englishman,
or I completely disagree,
heathen. Alright boys, take the church.
I'm dead.
Yep, keep those tips coming in. Please God keep those tips coming in.
plus one on the crash counter kid is what it is let's go get some ammo over here
that'll happen to the best of us boys I'll happen to the best of us mistakes
happen in war it is what it is
In other news
Hello, baby
Yeah one moment chat
All right, you can rely on your old man's money.
What happened?
Can we get a pounds gained counter as well?
Don't ban them just slap his titty or something
all right we're doing what that guy said I would be
We are...
...the tiny hands are the reason you keep crashing the heli.
Why not buy fuel?
I'm going to let you in on a little tech that I was just told.
If you're trying to level your heli, you bring ammo.
Not anything else at the beginning, because when you bring ammo, every kill that is gotten
with the ammo you brought, you get assists.
You don't get assists for the fuel or the building, but you get it for the ammo.
Right now we're not getting shit, but when they start taking my ammo and unpacking it,
And they start mortaring from here. We're gonna be billionaires.
Yes, the defense, the mortars, the anti-air missiles, the anti-air missiles, the anti-air
the anti-air lock-ons or the AA's? I mean bro, so many things.
We're trying to get that rocket healthy right now.
Yeah, but as again, this is an investment.
It's an investment for the run.
It's an investment.
Hopefully they build this fob up.
They start having anti-air and shit, and we're starting making money.
I forgot what key that was.
Alrighty.
I wanna get them completely pumped with fuel.
Or not fuel, sorry, with ammo.
And we'll do everything else.
Thanks for free babysitting smiley face emoji no problem I was looking at the chat
That fuckin' trees! Bastards!
Shit! Every time I start making money, I fuckin' crash!
Shit!
all right we need fuel
So we are good on ammo now any fuel
Bus quad oh see you know this is an all
natural lobby all natural lobby no one
spam join me this is going to be a fun
game I already know it.
Oh shit!
I have something here.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, fuck you!
With love and compassion, consensually...
Mwaaah!
I'm gonna change, and Gav...
Is it awake yet?
He's the only one who can change it.
He has too much power.
All in favor of banning God say aye
He does nothing but bring me pain
Why is everyone saying they
Hate him you must hate him with me we must hate him together
That'll happen, we'll spell ya.
Yo we gotta hit him with a little laugh.
One second.
Hey did you know you can dodge missiles with flares?
Jackass!
Oh my god, he saved it.
I feel like I should go touch his tail rotor and watch him.
Now that's a pilot. What's that supposed to mean?
What's that supposed to mean?
Now, that's a pilot.
Fuck you!
You're watching a great pilot right now!
Don't. Do not land it.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I
Hey, I gotta tell you something
Hey, I gotta tell you something can't jump out real quick. I got something really important to tell you
No, no, so toast you don't leave I got something I got something really important to tell you
Just jump out really quick. I gotta show you this. It's this really cool thing
I
Have I have three dollars I have three dollars to my name
Come on Satoshi, come on Satoshi, I'm gonna be in a helicopter. I'm gonna lose everything
Don't do it
Don't leave let me take the car Satoshi. This is your conscience
You all will get out of...
Shut the fuck up! I'm hypnotizing him!
You all will jump out of the car!
You're not hypnotizing him.
Well, look at the lock.
Look at the... Oh, you're gonna give it?
Yes!
Thank you, Satoshi! I love you!
I'll be back!
Do you have red-iron steel holding up this chair?
Ain't nothing but a dumb fat guy dancing, Mottz!
Mottz!
Mottz!
Mottz!
BAN HIM!
BAN THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
No, I need something. I need a good song. I need a good song. I need a good song.
I know every word!
Together!
Evacuate!
I am, um, next song.
Heeeeeee!
Come out! Come out! In here! In hot! In here!
We have arrived at the location.
Go pop that sucker open for a goopa.
I'm here, open up!
Open the door!
Open the door!
You lazy sons of bitches!
I'm not mad.
Where's it at?
I'm not mad.
Where's it at?
I'm not mad.
Oh my man, where's he at?
My man.
Everybody watch out. Everybody watch out. Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry everybody.
My man.
What? That is sick! What do you want? Wait, so anytime someone spawns they'll just get
put out above it? Yo dude, you're crazy. I need you in every game today. Yo what's up
bro what's up bro what's up put them hands up what's up there oh shit hey hey
relax relax Satoshi Satoshi Satoshi don't pull the trigger Satoshi relax I
love you I love you sir I love you bitch shut the fuck up pussy get his ass
Satoshi get his ass get his ass what's up what's up get your ass out of here
No, yo, you want to see something funny?
Want to see something funny?
Watch this.
He's thinking.
He's thinking.
He's thinking.
He's thinking.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I'm thinking.
I just want to see if it works.
it didn't work see
you're fine
it stops on you
give me the good ol' cock shot
can i help you?
shit, he sees me, he sees me
You have a good game, bro.
You are close to...
AHHHHHHH!
I'm close.
Hehehehe.
Well, that's enough.
Hehehehe.
Hehehehe.
Hehehehe.
Alright!
Where's our homie at?
Left titty, this is right titty.
Come in. Over.
Left titty, right.
Hehehehe.
Requesting access to the rocket-launching Helicopter over
My man how a how business today house business house business
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna go get rich. I'll see you out there
We'll spot it tomorrow, okay?
We need that spot and equals under the tower.
Roger that, left, steady, right, steady, 76.
Ooh, that red light is blue!
Love you sexy hutch.
I love you!
I love you!
I love you!
Love you sexy hutch.
I love you!
I kind of missed that for a second.
I got it!
Nice!
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
Leftiddy, this is right, Diddy, do you read me over?
Lefty, I'm moving.
Um, multiple anti-air, luckily I took them out, sadly, while in the act of taking them
them out, I may have potentially traded with at least 40 different people, killed
them all, and then lost the helicopter. Left it, over. Amen. Amen. Looking forward to seeing you soon.
Sometimes lying is better than telling the truth.
It is what it is.
I'm not proud of it.
I'm not sitting here telling you that I lie for fun, you know, but, but, you know.
I mean, guys, look at how much money we're making!
Holy shit!
We are just
Just people just paying me over and over and over and over and over again
We're gonna make a billion this game and the game just started
We need the green team to start coming back need the blue team to start coming
We need everybody to start coming back because I'm trying to farm this game
I'm playing with Tony landmarks pizzeria after this. You know, they're gonna be no money left hat on the map
He's gonna take it all. He a greedy Italian, man. I'll tell you something
But what the fuck was that?
This is
you
you
you
you
you
You
I love you my e-
YOU FUCKING BASTARD!
There's a fucking terrorist in our damn farm!
He just killed me!
Fuck!
That is not on me!
That is not on me. That is not on me. That is not on me
Do not blame me. Don't you dare blame me?
Left diddy, this is right diddy over
I'm just gonna be taking out the machine gun highly on this one
I feel bad for the immense amount of cash. I have cost you
So I'm gonna let you recoup for just a moment and then we will switch again
Oh, yep, yep, come on in come on in
You wouldn't by chance have been the man who shot me with a mortar, would you?
This is Lefty.
I think somebody put glue on my, uh, I mean...
Shhh!
Yeet!
It's not going well, Lefty.
It is not going well.
No, sir.
It is not.
Come on!
This is the run, you gotta believe.
Come on! This is the run, you gotta believe. This is the run.
What the fuck's that going?
Oh
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
There's ain't shit there.
Has everyone abandoned their fobs already?
I
Fuck
Well, I'll fuck these sons of bitches I can't say oh shit
I think there's some in this smoke, maybe.
Nothing. Oh. I see you, you bastard.
I haven't got a single kill yet, fuck!
Nice!
Is that everybody?
What the hell's going on with my helicopter?
We're lagging!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Lagging!
Are you lagging like crazy?
Holy shit!
Bro, they have just been torching that base.
Luckily again, our spawn vehicle is making us billions.
So we're not losing anything per se.
Oh, hello, Landon.
And it's gone.
Oh, what's that guy going?
Dude, I just can't get my heli to move how I want this run.
I don't know what's going on.
It's a little shaky up here, Mike, today.
Yeah, me as well. Me as well.
All right. Oh, there she is. That looks like fun. Got a car underneath me. Got a car underneath
Take me.
Car's fucked up.
dead. Good kill. It's not a waste of money, man. It's not a waste of hope.
Oh, I hear that.
I know what you guys are doing.
two bastard chodes
where'd they go?
where is that guy at?
I hear it, I just don't know where it is.
Let me get out of here.
Where are you?
Oh, that's our mortars hitting them.
That's not them shooting mortars.
Got it.
I mean, we got one more flyover.
Eight.
let's head back to base we're gonna look we'll run out of out of fuel oh shit
yeah a we wait there's another spawn vehicle yeah our base I think they've
We're taking our base right now.
Shit!
That was a terrible run. I'm not gonna lie. That was very, very bad.
Only got five kills this game.
This is terrible.
Behind the tank in the base in the back. That's what they're saying.
All right, that run, you know, we didn't do the greatest.
This next run is going to be fantastic.
Guaranteed.
This run will be the run of all runs.
Guaranteed.
Nice.
I got him! I got him!
Nice!
Why are you watching my income?
Yo, it's hard for me to sit over here, going broke and watching my peers make money.
Yeah, plus $70,000, I'm sorry, can I borrow a fiver?
Goodness gracious.
I am pocket watching, so what?
Can I hold a 20?
Amen
Alrighty we got our base back I said we go and fuck them up in that zone
Helly hovering
They're up on top of the roof it looks like
I'm like 10 seconds behind.
heard.
fuck.
anti air on me.
go for the anti air, smash out front one second.
I'm gonna pull off till you get them
is that a just a guy with an RPG I can't hit nothing with this holy shit
Yeah, I might need it
Like I don't understand what I'm doing wrong
I need my fancy
Can you push it?
You shoot at me
There's people resting in the smoke on me
Hmm
Probably is so good. Oh, I see his ass
In that house, open it up.
Got one.
Tryna shot me out.
What's that thing up?
I can't be here, one second.
Yeah, I see his ass, I see his ass.
Oh, fuck am I getting shot from?
Alright we terrorized those guys enough.
Check our towers again.
Yeah, they're rebuilding over here.
I don't see this guy at all.
There he is, on the outside.
Yeah, I see your ass.
Nice, caught him like a fly.
I see that car.
Where'd that car go?
There he is.
Underneath me
Pilots oh my gosh pilots dead, but you can destroy the car if you want I'm out of ammo meant to go back
My man got him with the last round
Hey, that was a good run.
It started off rough, but it ended well.
Yo, good morning.
I think Tony's on the green team, maybe.
We are currently leveling our chopper and trying to get the rocket chopper.
That's what we're doing.
our homie in the game has the rocket chopper and he's letting us use it now
wait till if y'all just tuning in wait till you see this thing it is awesome
I made a mistake and I'm sorry boys yeah I caused that kind of crash yeah that
crash a boat. Yeah, he's gonna be pissed at me about that one. Yeah, just it's just
not even acknowledged that that was completely our fault. Just get into this
chopper and head on out. I just fucking swaned. I don't know who that, I don't know who was
driving that chopper over there, I got no idea. I'll keep an eye out for him.
Oh baby, yes!
Yo, Twan, dude, thank you for the gift and Krispy, thank you for the prize,
pilot, thank you for the 500 biddies, McQueen, Dooski, Rooski, and C.D., I appreciate the love.
Let's go ahead, blue team.
Tower 3?
Yes, Chef.
Heard.
I'm gonna fly around that tower 3 that we own.
We got a lot of infantry in the trees.
Tower 3?
Yeah, tower 3.
Yes, chef.
Heard.
Well, that just means we're a shopping truck.
Got a car underneath me. I'm gonna try and take out.
Car dead.
oh yeah baby yes sir come on baby that was sick oh shit they got an AA up
somewhere that was sick I think they're blue tower or green tower that was awesome
I told you the Rockins are so sick!
I don't know what's up on this bridge.
The name is by that bridge it put me up.
By the bridge
Throw a ping throw a ping
Must see in the ping for some reason
Good comms on reloading I should have probably got more
98
98 59
My tower too, oh
Oh
There we go. Yeah, I see the bridge now
I'm looking at the bridge I'm not seeing it.
It was like a little bit before that bridge is where I got hit from.
And the tree was like a little bit further back.
Oh, I've got a different bridge.
Yeah, I'm flying over that one now.
I see it I see it right here
Yeah, they got anti air under here too
No, I turned in it shit's right after you killed him I just had to move fuck
All I had to do was move just a little bit and I would know I wouldn't have I would have tailed into that
I had to go left or right. I could not have spun
Shit, it's my heli still up
You're good, I still got the other heli I can meet you over there
Yeah, I know straight lines straight lines. I know I know
I know wait wait wait wait wait wait. Yo wait. That's my heli man. Oh, I love you. Thank you
Thank you. I love you man. I love you bitch. I love you bitch. I love you bitch
Yeah, I got the gunner one, so I don't know if I'll be able to, but I'll see if I can't shoot him out of the window.
Just a wheel at the fix of a... of a mistake.
Heard.
Yeah, I'm gonna go probably
I'm probably just gonna hit this circle
Oh, I see him.
I see his ass.
They're gone They're back in that same spot again
Yeah, I think we got to help with the the zone oh shit I see that guy
A SUV with a turret in the field next to our fob
One dead
Yeah, it's it's they're dead but you can destroy the vehicle if you want
Man, our fob is under heavy siege.
Agreed.
Yeah, our guys are getting mortar like hell.
I'm going to go try and clear those out.
Yeah, I'm fucking them up over here.
Yeah, I'm with you now.
One's on roof.
I'm with you now.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Nice.
One's inside of the mortar spot again, far tree side.
Yeah, that's good.
All right, I gotta pull back, I gotta repair and get ammo.
Oh
Cool
Oh
Level-30. Holy shit
Yeah, I mean we're fucking them up
Uh, I'm gonna be honest, bro
It's the same thing we talked about yesterday. There's gonna be games where it's just
The other team is doing a better job of keeping anti-air up than your team is doing of destroying the anti-air
Both in the heli and just with mortars like there's some games will just fly to heli. You just can't do it
With everybody's just keeping the sky locked down in their fobs
This is one of those games where it doesn't feel like that
Like we can actually fight and do things in the heli. There is NTR, but we're
destroying it fast enough to where I can take you in this one where it's not as
big of a problem. Let's go get some bandages real quick.
No, we're not 30 yet. We're not even we're not a high level at all.
Wait for every time
No, the crash counter is actually like in the 40s bro, what a shame what a shame
come on you're good get it other side oh prison took you spot sorry son
come down son come down yeah you were way top of tower four way
Don't listen, man. Oops got it. Oh
My gosh, we're running people over on the other team. It's chaos out there
Got it
Come on boys
I'll tell you somethings, okay, we'll catch up to each other.
2v on that side
Yeah, we gotta go take out bridge oh they're on AA now on green tower
I
Gotta go get more flares damn it. We gotta go take out those sons of bitches man
Bastards I
Was trying dude. I was dude dude dude. I was trying to hide behind the tower, but my fat ass
could get the fucking hell out of behind it.
I was trying, man.
I was trying.
Being Q-Jumped, the fact that you're still upset about that two days later,
whenever you can literally just open the game and play,
shows me that you have a victim mentality and just want to be upset period
who gives a fuck bro play the fucking game
on the day of I can understand even the day after but now we are multiple days
after and there ain't nothing stopping your dumbass from playing the game
Oh
Coming
Holy shit
All right, let's go get those rocket bastards
I see that guy.
Car dead.
Helly, helly, helly, right underneath.
Hey, hey, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
Hey, hey! Perfect shot! Go right towards the bridge! Easy kill!
Fuck! Alright, swapping back to the other heli again!
I've got two of them up there now.
Yeah, they're slam.
I mean, of course, chat. Yes, it makes perfect sense that a guy with over a hundred thousand concurrent viewers
playing a game and the best marketing literally in all of social media right now should advertise
their game by sitting in the fucking menu staring at the cue screen.
Yes, that is genius and an incredible idea.
Man, you know what you should do?
You should go and start a business, create a game, launch the game, have the game in
early access and then go and market that shit because I'm gonna be honest with
you you're gonna be a multi multi quadrillion there man you are a fucking
genius yes that is damn that's a great idea that's a great idea wow why did I
think of that you're just brain dead you're just stupid you can bitch about
You can complain about it, but the reality of it is if you were in that situation or position
You would do the same shit and if you did it you're just a fucking idiot
Now shut the hell up. I'm flying over here
There!
Lock it!
Get these bastards!
Hey, hey, back left, back left, or back right, sorry.
I
Ain't dead
We're about to catch fire.
Are they still on that bridge?
Uh, they're sea ramps now.
At least they got some people up there.
Got it.
Fuck!
Shit!
There's no magic on you.
Dude, that's actually an incredible base spot because there's trees all around it and you can't like
You can't go straight at it because they just mow you down
They be screwed yeah, well I think the game's over do we pull it or did they I
I
Think dude blue pulled it wait a minute it ain't over yet. Oh, no, we pulled it. All right. Yes, okay
Yeah, we got pick up landmark to I'll see you the next server
Okay, I got you. Oh my god
I think that's again, uh, that guy's, the, you hutch your ass, fuck you hutch your ass.
Alright, let me join the discord.
Okay, I mean guys there's a reason I didn't say anything on day one because everyone had valid reasons to be pissed
I mean, they're sitting in a queue I'd be pissed too if I was in their possession
I mean I get it it makes complete sense, but two days later
I mean come on holy fuck brother protest when is it don't you got something else to do don't you got to die your hair and
Show up in a courthouse somewhere like what's going on?
Good morning
No, what's good, dude?
No, what's good, baby, what's good?
I understand why as well, the day of.
Or even the day after.
But now it's like, oh, everybody can play.
Who cares?
What you up to?
I already know the helly.
Mm-mm.
I met a guy in one of the games that has it unlocked.
And he's been pulling it out for me.
And it helps me get it unlocked, so I can get more
XP by killing vehicles.
So we have been, bro, it is good.
And can I be honest with you, Tony?
It's made the game so much more fun
because people can't sit in their fobs now.
So like we're able, if people are sitting in their fobs
like they were yesterday, we can literally just blow them up
until they leave their fobs.
Yesterday is not how the game's going to stay.
No, it was like the first day, whenever I could fly around
and drop 80 kills in a helicopter,
and they couldn't do anything because they couldn't build it
with a level three hammer.
But now they build it and we have a rocket heli that will just destroy that spawn vehicle and force them out.
So, it's cool. It's a lot of fun.
It's a lot of fun.
But, alright, you ready? I backed out. Are you gonna game?
Uh, I'm in while I get back out.
I- If you want, if you want to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll back out. Okay.
Give me like, give me like a minute. I'm gonna shoot shit.
Hey, you're good. You're good, you're good. I'll pull you up and we'll use your restroom.
Okay.
Did you get him?
Yeah, again, I guys, I completely understand the day one, day two frustration.
You took off of work, you want to play the game, you can't, you see us being able to
skip the line, bro.
It's like the same way I feel when I'm in the in the regular line at Disney World
Universal and these fast-passed pussies walk right by me to the front of the line. I hope they die in-game
But I ain't gonna see him at the restaurant two days later and flip their bowl of spaghetti
Whenever I got spaghetti right in front of me
No, I refuse. I'ma be honest. I refuse. I refuse to get the fast pass. You want to
know why? It's not because I've got some type of morals. Fuck no. I would buy that a heartbeat.
I just can't ride on any of the rides. I don't fit on any of the rides.
Bro, literally a ride called Hagrid's Adventure, whatever the hell, in Universal,
I can't, that is a ride based on a giant, and I can't fit on it.
You know how ridiculous that is? How they haven't gotten canceled yet? I don't know.
You couldn't fit on top of an 18-wheeler.
Damn it, mods!
Can we do your fucking jobs?
That should not pass!
I'm gonna take a piss, I'm gonna take a piss, I'm gonna take a piss!
Oh my god that guy fucking dropped me holy moly buzz thanks for 26 months.
Lab it. Lab it, I'm dead. Can you get me?
I'm bleeding out. Okay, mags will have all of them.
The whole backpack full. Thank you, brother. Goddamn sniper got me.
I got a few mags and a few bullets. Yeah, I got a few mags and a few bullets. That's for sure
I need them dude look over at I want to be able to kill
I want to kill
New York City. I was there a few weeks ago. Not too long ago. I have too many heels. Yeah,
that's what you think. That's what you think. Devil, thank you for the gifted. Thank you.
to reload. C, C, C, C, C.
C.
Oh fuck.
What the hell's the shop in here?
Do you see him?
Is he still alive?
Holy shit!
He's still kicking?
Yo, Faddle, thank you so much for the 50 gifted, baby!
I
Appreciate you man. Welcome everybody. Don't say water water when I get back the hell
Kill him kill him damn it these fucking snipers
Yo, that heals you so quick holy shit
100 give you
I
Kill him kill him now
I've never hoped for Tony's failure more
You look like case though on weight watchers all right
That'll happen
Don't see him
That's when 91 oh my gosh, he's gonna wait to win. I know he is
Fuck. Oh, shit.
Shit.
Where's he behind us?
He's behind us, though.
Gotcha.
Okay, he's making bank off these revives.
Oh fuck the sniper. Oh fuck. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. Do we just
want it again? How the fuck do we just jump in a game and fly until Tony's ready? I don't
I don't know where he's at.
Maybe he should sit down.
All right, people complaining about the cue,
because on day one,
because on day one, people had to wait in queues.
And everyone was upset about that.
But again, right, please, I understand why.
No, we were actually able to watch good gameplay.
I
Shut the fuck up
Squirrel coming in with the 50 gifts in my man
Oh
I appreciate you, bro. Thank you so much for the 50 welcome in everybody welcome in welcome in
WC the chapter squirrel coming in with the 50 and fatal with another 20 on the tube
My man, I appreciate you, bro. Thank you so much, man. Thank you for the love. Thank you for the gift
Absolute legend bro, thank you, man.
Oh my gosh!
Uh oh, coming in with the 20 gifted!
Yo, we just passed 13,000 subs yet again.
W's in the Chattisphere, my man, my man.
Fear my man my man. I appreciate you guys boys. Thank you so much for love. Thank you for the gift of subs
Legends bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Insanity
yo I didn't know this game was already going I should have grabbed the chopper
thank you my friend I just load them up with ammo I don't want to get too locked in this
game I'm here I'm here I'm just I was waiting for your game to finish you're gonna take
I'm just do I'm just level I've been level in this heli all day long
Dude, I've been going in some of the most fun matches I've had I have been these solo queuing and just getting a massive squad of
Randoms and gathering them up and making them go on missions with me
Bro, it's the most fun. We it's actually it's like
it's fucking incredible people will actually follow and like do stuff with you
it's great
yeah bro so fucking mill sim it's how they did it
all these other bitches wanna do
i got like twenty guys in the squad and we just go and raid fobs and stuff together
it's awesome
well i think
people are the locked the stuff that they were wanting to unlock not everything
but they they have money now so they want to go and do shit with it
and they have like the defense and the good meds and all that
Mm-hmm
Yeah, I've been having a blast now
I'm only gonna be on for a little bit longer because I got my my parents are in town
So I'm gonna probably only be here for a little bit, but I'm down the game until I'm peacing
Yeah, dude, I have literally just been flying helis all day. I am at
Levels
You gotta run to your right. There's a rock when you get up. No
Are you lucky and let me know what you've done. I'm gonna keep uh
Keep doing this. Uh, well, I could just leave now. I'm good. I just died. So alright, let me deliver this and I'll back out
Can you try see if you can join me real quick before I back out see if you can join me and get on the red team
just see I am I am how many game it is 50 to 49 to 30 I'm six out of six all
righty I'm back and I'm back and I'm back and I'm back and let me dive bomb
this bitch into some random people I lose money for dive bombing I don't think
I do
Got a lot of money I saw bro 600k oldie shit. I'm at 400 now
Shit
All right, yeah, I found the new meta as well to making stupid money
What is it? All right, you ready for this? You're not gonna it's not gonna affect you at all
But your chat might use it
All right, so the best way in the game to make money
Is yet to fly a heli
Of course you pick up
400 people at the spawn. Okay game just started. I'm joining a game join me now. I actually never mind. It's as a cue
So you pick up all the people at the very start of the game?
join my love join my love it and
Then
After you pick them up when you're doing deliveries
You deliver ammo
Every time someone shoots a helicopter down. Yeah. Yeah, every time someone shoots a helicopter down
Every time someone mortars somebody any ammo that is used from that fob, and you know how much people use ammo and fobs
You get a percentage
From every kill every heli drops you get dividends so your investment of ammo is
Spread across and it gives you XP for your heli as well
So I've been doing like sick. I've been doing nothing but like building building shit like you know stuff that didn't matter I
Had no idea it was like that
Also, I don't know if you're in the red team, but I cannot get it. Oh
I am red team. All right. Let me get in
Don't worry, I got tech no one's clicking faster than me now pick the blue team if you're in the lobby you sons of bitches
I know y'all are joining me
See look at that beautiful. Thank you
I'm entering. I'm in. I'm in.
Ah, I got a squad.
Uh, Goon is the homie. That is the guy who is, uh, pulling that heli out for me.
By the way, so make sure you let him in the squad.
I'm just leaving it open if you're cool, though.
Oh, yeah, fuck yeah, no one's spam talking
Yeah, so it's going crazy and won't shut up
Damn you, Goode!
Damn you! Get in!
We're fine, we're fine!
Oh, okay, we're not fine. I'm repositioning everybody out, everybody out.
Sorry, everyone, sorry, everyone.
Alright, everybody in, everybody in!
All right everybody out everybody out. Give me a moment. Give me one second guys. Don't
worry about nothing. Okay this one's completely fucked. I'm pulling another
holly. Don't leave me I need money. I am depressed. On me boys come on don't fly
with anyone else. You know you love me. You know you want to fly with me. Come on.
Shit!
In here!
I need all the money in here!
Alright, let me get you all in there before you're late.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit! Shit!
Minus 15k start fucking kill me!
Ugh. Music time.
Yeah, right up here, hold boys, hold!
I guess, yeah, oh it is high ground.
Guess I'll get something to church, yeah.
I'll get something to church, yeah.
I'll get something to church, yeah.
hold boys hold
guess it's on the church get us on the church you got it
never mind never mind never mind
where you hold
take us back maybe like back here
right here you're good right here you're good
go now go now
All righty, you got people who just got landed.
They're right here, Tony, on that ping.
Right here, full squad.
At least two, three, three of them on that ping.
When you push over, there's gonna be a guy
holding this angle there.
On the backside, they're still there.
One's on that corner.
One's on this corner of the shed.
Your grass is clear.
You're good to push all the way up
unless they're inside church.
We have two people there.
Still on that shed.
Two, three, three all back here.
One's holding this shed.
Clear that guy and then swing right
and they're going to be all along the church wall.
Yep, close, close.
One more, one more around the corner, same spot.
Nice.
Nice.
Below you, on the staircase, on ping.
Right there, right there, free shots.
He just got dropped.
He just got dropped.
You're good.
Yeah, you're all good.
I shall.
I'm an actual comms officer.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
All right.
I'll be delivering some ammo, and then I'll
be up in the bomb heli.
End of the month, babe! End of the month!
Yeah, it's something not a lot of people do, especially when you take zone early.
Like, the first 20 points of the game is dictated by the very first drop.
The hot drop, everyone meets in the middle, everyone dukes out for the early points.
Bro, if you have a squad and you're just hovering with the heli above that starting
fight, I mean, you can lock down 20 early points instantly, instantly.
Literally, right off the rip.
Green's building.
All righty, Tony, they are all at that tower, Tower 2.
are they building a church we left church no I don't know I don't know
I'm on a hot zone right now with the boys just sitting on them.
Have a builder.
Let's see if we have a builder.
It's been a lot of crashes today. Yeah, it's been a whole lot of crashes.
I don't know if we have a builder which just isn't good at all.
Yo, anybody in the squad able to build?
I mean, I guess I mean we just where we're gonna need one boss
my man just run to your life or just like play till you die no rest we can get all kinds
resources so
and we take building supplies and then we'll take more ammo by that time we
should be good to go rock it
fuck
pony I might need you to after you chase their goal
yeah it's going to church if you consider church just for a little bit
that be good
Builders.
Gotta let the boys know.
Enemies, enemies are at the church right now.
the church right here on ping he just died um i might have been the only one i'm not seeing
anyone else looks good i think a lot of the teams are just like they're all building another one
Right here. Right here on pink. Right here on pink.
Yeah, coming down at the church at the church door, right to your guys left,
close left, close left.
I'll land in front of church.
Shit.
Probably such a hard landing, oh my god.
Oh shit, why aren't you going up staircase pushing you guys now?
I think I'm fucked. I think I'm fucked.
I think I'm fucked.
I think I'm fucked I think I'm fucked is that good yeah we we I'm just gonna hold
this with you guys until uh till we get something built here yeah we're getting
snipe from that tower boys start unloading supplies free XP walk up to it
hold up
it's not going to be that like right we'll come over here
come to me hold up on this
yep this will unload into the fob
now I'm going to be honest I'm taking this money okay
But it would unload in the bob and then you get 720 per depositing that.
Sounds good.
Yeah, let's get that up and start hitting the tower close to the church.
I just said that in all chat.
Yeah, hit that tower across from church.
The number two, tower two.
I'm going to go push to death and then hit them as well, wasn't a player right, he's
dead, someone in the trees, what do I have here, Dusty4 got smokes, wonderful.
But I don't have a detonator.
Shit.
Did he have a detonator?
I didn't see it.
Fuck.
Yo, if you can do me a favor, if you're gonna fly over here and start fucking with him,
I got C4, but I got no detonator.
If you wanna try and bring me one, that'd be cool.
bridge
I can't see anything
fuck
Yeah, what's up? What's up? Not everyone. There was a guy right next to me.
How's yours doing? Are they building it up? Oh, I don't know. Yeah, I'm up here now.
Oh, you're with me? Yeah.
We're pushing towards tower two right now. I'm going to try and do some damage. Slow
them down I have C4 but I don't oh yeah they're not even built up they're not
walled oh I guarantee is gonna be so many kills here Tony if you come over
dad right now fuck
Oh
Yeah, we hold this shit till we can't
That's you a bob, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're fucking him up. Oh
We've completely stopped their progress here
Got, got a rocket Heli
We're gonna army
Hell yeah
Oh that's our boy killing them nice
No, that was that was you killing that vehicle
We got a gunner here, oh, he's on you
All right, not bad, okay, we have this I mean anytime that we sit here is good cuz they can't build this up
give me Hans give me Hans you got this bro you got this Hans come on come on
I can't believe I didn't kill that guy.
I'm back up, I'm back up.
Nice!
I got him.
I knew it.
back up nice I got him I knew one I knew it was one
oh fucking oh no that's another one bringing supplies yo see you see me
Thank you so much for the 25 gift it being dog.
That was in the chat man.
Thank you.
I got you get back baby don't worry.
Thank you, thank you.
They're bordering us. Careful.
People running in the trees. I'm looking.
I saw a movement there nice
Nice.
Yeah, I'm saying we have this like army with us in our squad, it's so good.
It's fucking awesome.
It's like, oh, we want to push a tower, they're all here, it's great.
Yeah.
It's a stay.
Yeah, and people are like actually just calming in the chat, they're not just like yelling
and stuff, it's awesome.
I got a heli coming in.
No idea but there is a heli above this now.
I'm gonna take roof.
Shit!
Fucking bastard, Judd!
all right I died I died on the roof I'm gonna swap to a Ellie fuck him up
shopping to the hell he boys let's get it like this stream yeah let him know
Let him know. Let him fuck him up. Let's get it boys.
Got it on my way.
That's how long it's easy to make.
Thank you, console. It's me to be with now.
I'm just looking at any air out there just flying around.
of
the
death of
death
of
No way.
little bitch
Bitch!
of
the
death
of
got multiple cars at green green fog got multiple cars there
Fuck. I'm out of ammo. Hand back the base. I'll be back in a sec.
I fired it well and then I started missing.
Such an ugly place.
Got you, got you.
I
Am level 17 pushing 18
But we need to get to here
Got it
Oh, bro, it's fucking banana that dudes a demon
watch this you over here I need fucking help bro I need help okay got you where
you at I'm at this fucking rock are you flying above me no no no I'm not based
right now refueling yeah yeah let me get there I was fighting an army yeah
we're currently trying to delay green fog they're building like incredibly
fast we slowed them down but I was literally fighting the entire blue team
and there's one truck wait there's one truck still alive I destroyed the intent
on it okay I'll go blow up the truck they're over there by that tower where I
died tower two yeah tower two at that at that intersection in the road brother's
a million people got it their entire team is there it's ridiculous got it got
I got I'll head over there now already listen. Well, you need to go and do all that other heli on church
I'll go and take out the blue. They have a respawn car over there
You can get in you can get in if you need to come on
Let's get to the zone.
Lock in boys, let's fuck them up.
Respawn dead
All right
I'll come I'm gonna come and help with that after I go get more rockets
Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends?
Long time!
That song!
No, what is going on?
There we go, hold it!
Let's go get them. I need to reload and get more rockets. That's a whole other extra run.
They're flying Hutchman back in the air.
Let's get them.
Can I get a quick go birds? GO BIRDS! GO BIRDS!
Alright, I'm going to be flying over green fob now. I'll clear it out for you. At least, uh, the roof.
Give me, uh, about 30 seconds out, Tony. Don't die. 30 seconds out.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Hell, these squad. Let's get on the green tower.
I see him in that second floor, second floor door.
Yeah, that's the second floor window.
Yeah, I've heard.
roof one dead second floor window still
Second floor window dead.
I'm checking the other windows.
Windows look good.
Those are good.
Across from the apartments.
Apartment's dead.
we should have it
yeah you guys should be all good all right left titty let's head back to base
let's go refuel and then we'll go to the blue
All right be advised I'm getting told by my ATC potentially two on the roof I
repeat two on the roof at your five on green the tower one a firm he looked
dead to me yeah the clear I told you ATC is a bunch of liars apologies for them
Got you.
On my way.
Air support is going to be back in the air, gentlemen.
of snow if you did us.
Church, we're losing it.
All units be advised we need to go to the church.
slam them I'll hit from left I'll hit from left you hit from right
Everybody in the truck! Let's go! In the truck! In the truck!
Looks okay.
Where's the blue? Where's the blue?
It looks good. Let's go to blue.
Oh, they're gonna have it.
Yeah, say it! Say it!
Hit the front!
Helly down, helly down, helly down!
Mortar man down as well.
Wait, where's Spawn?
Bridge?
Wait, where's Spawn?
Bridge?
Seen! Light it up!
Okay, all right, left it is his right today. I believed when when you turn your teddy hit my teddy
It is what it is. I did what it is
Yeah, we were kind of shmoomin there for a second. I can't lie. We were so moving
I was sick
We go again
Do we kill that car is it still up fuck yeah
Now we don't need more flares if you're solo piloting you need a lot of flares if there's two of you
Whoever the ATC or ATC whoever the anti-air targets the other person just kills them
Me as well me as well and I was profitable fucking
Uh, there's a, you see that? Lieutenant Blitz. We gotta kill that guy.
Lieutenant Blitz, that's who we're looking for. He is murdering our entire team right now.
Yeah, he's in a hilly.
ground squad how y'all doing?
holy fuck
I see him, I see him he's hovering above church
i got eyes on me
flying towards blue tower
on me
two on me
I'm taking out their big burrows
You gotta run on ammo, fool.
Hell he dead.
Nice shot.
I'm sure I'll I see you
Not today. No mortaring on my watch. Good work, left kitty.
Come back for a get more ammo empty air somewhere watch the sky
They didn't shoot they didn't shoot
Whoo
Holy shit, bro. This is dude. This helly is exactly what I was hoping the helly would be you know
I'd know brother it's not yes I've definitely gotten somewhat competent at flying but that
other helly man it's like dude it's so hard because in this one you get the angle bop
bop bop bop bop bop and then you relocate the other one you get the angle and you're
just holding it while trying to make my new like fixes while you're shooting it's impossible
On top of that, a lot of people, whenever they build anti-airs,
they build these anti-airs and they protect them.
Like they have a lot of stuff around them.
With this, Helly doesn't matter. We just shoot through it.
Or we shoot at the anti-airs, and by the time they're shooting us,
we can move and get away.
A lot of anti-air at Tower One.
A lot of anti-air at Tower One.
Bird, I'm on my way.
The spawn vehicle for Blue's just across the bridge.
Got it, on my way.
I didn't reload, shit.
Shrop makes it look easy.
Shrop makes everything look easy, that dude's special.
Do you have eyes on spawn vehicle?
I'll mark right up first last.
got an attack on the backup of the air.
Yeah, I think I got an AA.
Yeah.
I don't think you would try to drive me a minigun to fly off the rivers.
Yeah.
are you a bitch is
Oh, oh, hey there!
Sorry.
Antiair is dead!
Shit!
Alright, we're going to go do a holly fuck!
Oh, that was so good!
Yeah, that was so good, I couldn't live.
I'm so glad I got to do a holly fuck.
I'm so glad I got to do a holly fuck.
Yeah, that was so good. I couldn't live
We're like the big dog
The the monster
Oh this one
Yeah, get on
Yo, Tony, where you at?
Get over here. Fly Tony, let him on the miniguns. Let me get the rocket one.
Hey Tony, need you in this heli right in front of us. We got the minigun heli.
You go up with him, he'll fly you. I'm gonna take this and we'll go patrol around.
Yeah, take Tony up there. Let him rip.
Bro, this is about to be cinnamon brother
They're all over blue tower listen boys. We're going blue tower
Anything that is in the sky that's fucking with you guys. I'll kill it
Our road security
We need a good song
No, no, whoo
Yeah, oh yeah blue blue tower they just got a shit bit of people on the ground
Let's do this, bro. Let's do this. I got your bag. You just let me know if you start getting lit up
on the front of it. They're on top of the mortars, on mortars, on mortars. You see them
on the mortars in front. Got him, got him, got him. Nice. In the windows now, in the
windows. My side.
I got the other one.
All right, let's go fuck up green tower now.
the fuck was that let's go green tower oh no oh they took this red Raven to
made an emergency landing yes they just they just took church they have church
a fuck I'm gonna go see if I can kill them come on boys we got this shit we
We got this shit. We got this shit.
They're off of it.
Where you at?
Where you at, Heli?
Where you at, bitch?
Woohoo!
Holy shit! Holy shit!
That was insanity!
I got it, refueling on my way.
She's a little runaway.
Have we got a bingo yet?
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, everyone in this game, like, dude, I feel like it's like an
older, like, the people playing the game are a little bit older.
And we just do, we don't have, we haven't had any of those types of people who just
come in and start slinging slurs and shit.
Like yeah, you have the occasional somebody call somebody else something that they probably
shouldn't, but not like art graders where people just want to be on stream and yell
the n-word.
Like you don't really get that in this game.
Once we have Cloaksy in the Discord, then I mean it's 50-50.
How how how are you alive brother?
How see that's that's the shit that I don't like like I shoot six rockets I hit all six
Rockets into the enemy AA and it does absolutely nothing because I didn't hit the pixel of where the guy was holding on the computer
That is so brutal
That is so brutal
That is so brutal you suck give it up on the helis I literally have 30 kills right now suck my whole dick bitch pussy
Well Charmin personalities brought you back to me.
We'll take the minigun one out.
Yo is this you?
Alright I'm going back up in the mini. I just got fucking killed by the AA.
I did hit the target though, you dumb fuck.
Those things are just super arbored.
I hit everything but the person, I guess, I don't know.
It's not the one we can't hear just on them talk we're singin'.
Ooh, baby, ooh, baby, ooh.
I think I just got murdered by somebody.
We need to get murdered by.
No, I'm not trying to make sweet love to chat right now.
This works.
I'm gonna give it up on the fly-box.
Oh, bro, the AA had to be low. It literally got destroyed after I left.
There he is.
Later bitch. Get out of your fucking hell, you.
the
Where the hell did he go?
There you are.
Saw you this time, bitch.
One more down there, one more.
Out of ammo, directly below me, guy with the RPG.
Out of ammo directly below me, guy with the RPG.
That's the side of the circle.
Yep.
Woo!
Holy shit!
Woo! Holy shit. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I used to get armor and shit, but I was losing so
So much money cut was just terrible.
oh shit wrong button my bet
professional streamer by the way professional streamer he's picking his
nose no I was looking at something I would you're looking at some boss although
I should probably should have picked it to be honest
how you doing Tony it's been a fun game for me yeah good bad luck in that
blackout you're just not a flyer every time you're in the air every anti air
every like yeah well one way one he crashed and then another one the guy was
with RPGs and I couldn't see anybody because he was circling the opposite
direction I'm gonna be honest everyone who I've talked to who flies that hell
he says it's the worst one wait what's up what's up
I don't know what the hell he's saying
I feel like that's a statement coming from someone who hasn't been in the trenches with
us, you know? Like you weren't here whenever we died on repeat.
Oh, baby.
I
Those guys drop that right there
I'm dead
Damn it man. I
Missed everything
Bro, that's that right there is why I like the rocket heli better because I don't have to sit there and fucking with a hundred shots
Left to the right to the here requesting access to the rocket over
We're so close, bro
We're so close two more levels man, what no you have two more levels 19 and then we're on it and 20
They made this a grind which is good
Yeah, so with all the heli's it's one thing I didn't know when I first started flying but I watched a YouTube video and
Saw it is that a lot of people shoot where their
Retticle is in the heli, but the guns are set below the reticle like by a good amount
So you want to aim almost like up and to the left because your bullets are gonna
go down and to the right of where you're actually aiming. I didn't know that.
There you go. I love you bitch. Unlock it. Thank you.
All right Tim, four rubber duckies.
Yeah, so like, let's say I'm aiming here, like let's say I want to aim at this door
right there.
I'm aiming like right here at it, or like right off to the right, and then it hits the
door, you know?
Isn't it optic on your gun?
No, depending on the distance now.
I mean, maybe if you're like really up close and personal, sure, but...
on the hell, it's always that way.
No matter the distance.
If you're far away or if you're close, unless you are keeping it completely even,
and you're not moving literally at all.
Which is never.
What's that? Oh, I see him.
Oh, I hit him, but I didn't shoot him before he's blown up.
I got these, didn't get the assist.
Another one.
He gone too.
That guy laying down.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
He gone too. That guy laying down.
Got him I
Didn't get him
Now I got him. Oh, yeah, you see that respawn vehicle right below us
I got no more I got no more ammo. It's all you
Let's go, baby.
Hopefully we get an assist for that.
He crashed.
Good work.
I unlock this plane at a level and a half.
A level and a half.
Flying Hutchman is currently, kama-causing 47 dogs.
How many kills?
35.
Man, little Blitz is just...
I kill him and he instantly gets out another heli.
So quick.
Shall I just get ran over?
Lea Mark.
Yeah, I'm on the way.
Let's get it!
The fuck is going on here?
What the hell is going on here?
Alright.
Checkmate.
I'm down, checkmate.
What the fuck is going on here?
I got him off you
that's it for the spoilers
I tried, I was trying to crash into him for the games about that.
What the hell are you doing over there?
I was out of ammo and I was trying to suicide by this guy.
I didn't think I was going to have enough time to reset, but now Blue Team's with it.
Fuck, I regret my decisions.
Yeah, cause we all died.
Aw, man.
Dude, I was going crazy.
That other heli pilot that keeps killing you guys,
I have smoked him out of the sky like four times.
Dude, we need to attack Heli.
The one with the gunner, I know.
Me and you in the attack, Kelly would be there. I am grinding for it, bro
I'm trying so hard to get there. So good. I did it with guy in the beta, bro
It's insane. How good it is
Well, I crashed my heli they go oh my dear beast, you know like battlefield the cannon you shoot it a few times
And you want to get it? Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You get like a hundred and fifty shots without reloading the cannon
Really a circle of bases go pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop, kill everybody
It's nuts. Well, I flew it in one of the play tests and it was this gusting. I
Mean we were strong too. Yeah, we were smoking everybody
But again, it just do to just take santi-air I like you this healthy
I like the most so far this hell he is dope. It's the king of the skies. Just listen. Hey
Is it good at killing other hell? Oh, bro. It's the best. Just strap in Tony. Let me impress you
Let me impress you gonna work. It's gonna work. Yeah, let me let me let me show you something
You're doing rifle aim in the hell, right?
Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing.
Like you're aiming fully with your mouse.
No, I pinched them with the sides of my mouse like my keybinds.
Oh, right there below us.
That's 10K right there.
Oh.
You might want to jump, you might want to jump.
Oh, I don't have a parachute.
Bro, of course, of course, the one time I have you in the heli and I don't clear the fucking base, we get RPG.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Wee
I can come and get you I wasn't expecting to have to um yeah I wasn't uh to bail out
wee I'll come get you I'll come get you I am on my way momentarily
oh wait you're here are you you gave up I was gonna come revive you oh no I was
telling them oh shit alright our swamp tank oh our swamp tank is in the shit
over there I'm going yeah let's go I'm with you
shit
I know, I'll impress you, it's the DICE.
Well, it's the double lock on death.
In the window, in the window, camping up.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
We all got wiped over here, careful.
Nice.
Yes.
Nice.
Yes.
Nothing is involved.
I don't believe so.
Yeah, I'm gonna move it after I get rest.
Anybody have defense?
I have one on me.
I have one on me.
I'm not a defense, but a quick rest.
It's on me as well.
I can't use it for some reason. Oh, I don't have a break. I don't have quick slots. You're still my shit. Still my shit
Everybody would you get up we're getting in the car we're moving
get him get him oh that's why this bitch is destroyed we can't move we can't
We cannot move, we cannot move.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, set my dick pussy.
Oh, you're welcome, Reddy.
Yeah, it happens.
Anybody got a fast rest hit him with it
I need meds, bad boys.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, we're heading east and we're going north, come on, leave
the apartments! Let's go everybody out! Contact left!
what made you come up with that decision games
They're holding all crosses straight once crossing straight right now red truck red truck red truck
Dude you bush what keep pussies all we went cool
Nice! Good game, good game! Good game boys, great work out there gentlemen.
Great job boys, great job.
That game was awesome.
I told everyone to move and literally everybody fucking moved and pushed the zone at the end
there.
We went to the best park, the only people who did it was in the apartments and I said,
We're leaving, we're leaving and everyone else came this way.
Yeah, I was like, let's go east to the north.
Everybody did it, got the hot sun, finished the game.
I fucking love it, man.
That was cool.
That was cool.
That was really cool.
That was a good lobby.
I'm down to stake.
I feel like it's a good split.
Yeah, that was a good lobby.
I'm telling you, the open squad, it's great.
people actually will play
yeah
hundred percent
i don't want to think nobody was toxic
everyone was calming and just like
playing together super fun
as awesome
by crash count is up to forty nine by the way
is what it is
is what it is
i'm up to five hundred k so i'm obviously doing something right
I'm like seven.
You sure hit?
Jesus.
Hit the blue team.
We're going blue?
Oh, wink, wink.
Yeah, we're going blue, Tony.
Wink, wink.
Yes, I got it.
Shit, you actually baited me.
wait actually are we read are we read oh yes we're red yes yes oh my god i said week week i said
week week i was watching a clip i heard blue i heard blue i heard blue
What's your comment on Tatman's opinion that the game's boring?
I think World of Warcraft has been boring for a little bit.
Tim loves playing World of Warcraft and plays it off-stream.
Hell, Tim plays fucking World of Warcraft.
All of you who bought Hellies are bastards.
You guys are all bastards.
He plays World of Warcraft all stream and games it all the time.
I think World of Warcraft is fucking boring.
So what?
Who gives a shit?
Who gives a shit?
Timmy is entitled to having an opinion about a game even if everybody around him says that
the game is fantastic and that they love it.
He is more than entitled to have the opinion that it sucks and that he hates it.
Doesn't make him a bad person nor does it make him an idiot or whatever
He doesn't like it who gives a fuck
He thinks it's boring who gives a fuck
I
Brother what the fuck is going on where's my heli? I'm I literally bought it. Where is it?
There it is
All right, we don't get no people
We might be able to get a few
I got spots I got spots in the heli
Hurry up boys, let's go, let's go!
Fuck you Chase, even though I love you bitch!
They see look at what happened to Echo, that's why you fly with air hutch!
Yeah, we got to wait for those guys now
Yeah, we got cheeseburgers we got cold pizza on standby for you I
Told you hey, you betrayed me you betrayed me
and this is what you get I don't feel bad for you come on no we got no GLP one
you fucking bitch we have two more seats hurry up two more all right boys do
this shit
Hey, how are you doing?
Gentlemen, welcome in.
Welcome into the greatest hell you've ever been in in your life.
We're going to be flying at around 2,500 feet.
We're going to do a J-hook.
The J-est of all hooks that you've ever seen in your life.
We are going to live, live, live a girl, girl, girl.
I NEED ALL THE FUCKING XP I CAN GET, SO GO IN AND KILL SOME MOTHERFUCKERS, CAN I GET A HOORAH?
C'mon, here I am!
Lock in, gentlemen!
You guys see how I just holding that throttle?
Don't get out just yet, I'll tell you when.
With his tiny hands.
I'll tell you when, I'll tell you when.
You're up there, throttle.
hold hold hold hold hold hold hold we're going right into this warehouse
boys hold hold good now go go go go go go go
oh my god there was people there nice
vast majority survived that's a W landing work it worked oh yeah baby
Maybe they're killin', they are killin'.
What the fuck it-
WHAAAAT?!
The fuck was that? Did I hit a slipstream?!
What was that?! What was that?!
What the fuck was that?!
I don't even turn, I don't even do nothing!
What the fuck did the Lord grab my Helian flip that shit?
What the hell?
Wait, was it a good drop or no?
Brother, I was the only motherfucker that died out of a-
It's a good Helian to drop.
Ah, fuck.
I got you boys
All right up hurry it up. We'll drop a little safer this time. Let y'all move in
Like they are actually I mean we have circle let me see
We'll survey the land see if we can't get you in there
Okay, so hear me out look at your maps open them up. I'm gonna leave you guys out here. Okay right here. You see that
Yep.
Yep.
You guys are going to pinch it with our other squad.
Can you do that, marker?
Middle mouse.
No, that's that one. The other one with the...
the rest of that drop off.
Right click on the... right click on the map.
Ah, thank you. OK.
Hold hold hold
We're gonna go right between these trees boys. Good luck go go go go go go go
Fuck yeah
Yeah
Tony I got a whole squad full big heli gonna be pinching zone with you guys, okay?
They're going from opposite side of the warehouse much. There's not much going on here. Got you
I'm just camping tower three. You got a big heli dropping people above you guys right now. Oh
Oh, yeah, our guys are murdering people that was in those warehouses.
Nice.
That was beautiful.
See, that is a good drop.
Identifying where they could be and getting that split push.
Don't make as much money
My god, please not me. Please spare me. Thank God
I'm gonna be honest. I thought I was cooked I
I thought it was cooked.
Alright now next step.
We got multiple people on the ground.
We're getting residual money.
Now we go and drop off ammo crates at the fob.
I just found this out today but ammo crates give you assists.
So if we drop off ammo at the fob and they start mortaring, anti-airing and all that,
all the ammo used pays us money and gives us the assists as well.
So we're doing nothing but ammo drops.
Typically everyone does building drops as well.
She can get all your money.
Don't tell everybody.
Fuck you bitch. Everybody's gonna know now.
Listen, I gotta tell the people, man. I gotta take care of them as much as you taking care of yourself, you greedy bastard.
update the crash counter has gas is gap here fat ass where are you
Shad is broken, okay update the crash counter barf a bore oh
Gav sent me some eggs, but they have pepper on them
Nasty I hate eggs with pepper on them
Ugh, nasty, I don't hate pepper, just not on my eggs.
Why?
Let me tell you a story.
No, no, no, let me tell you a story.
When I was with the Mets, every morning, we would get eggs and this nasty bacon.
I played underneath the Wilpons.
The Wilpons were the cheapest owners ever in the history of professional baseball.
The Wilpons had like this deal with this catering company,
It was the nastiest fucking food that you'd ever taste in your entire life.
I mean, the most disgusting food that has ever been made ever.
Ever ever ever.
The worst of worst foods, okay?
Are we taking this shit?
I think we're just like curbsopping.
Yeah, no, I don't think this is going to be where we're going.
we keep and just where everyone's at yo are they at our tower preventing us
from building they are bitches
anyways as I was saying I don't know we don't have a fob
We need somebody to build yeah, we
Yeah, I fear that we have it now, but we're gonna lose it whenever we decide to go play zone again when it pulls off
What I was saying was is they were sputtering company ever dude their eggs had like the thickest
I'm talking pellets pellets of pepper on the eggs like every single bite it was
like eating a chocolate chip cookie except it was eggs and the chocolate
chips was pepper it wasn't fine pepper no it was like chunky chunky pepper it
was fucking gross bro and their potatoes were the same way anytime there was
potatoes you can be guaranteed that shit was going to be the most pepper you've
ever consumed in your life I mean I and I developed a hatred for pepper just in
my breakfast foods though I don't mind pepper just not my breakfast
Oh
Left itty can I grab this
My boy I have the other gunner if you want it or we just leave it here for now
All right, let's go hit these bastards
What's happening today? We're just playing War Dogs man, having fun.
Can you get to us at this train yard back here by Tower 3 with a heli? There's a lot of guys.
Yep, on my way. Left heading, this is right heading. We're heading over to Landmark's position. Tons of people.
Throw a, throw a ping on where they're at.
I see that.
I'll need you to refresh you.
I'll tell you when.
Yeah, it's just south of the circle.
It's very south of the circle.
It's, you know, it can't mess with them.
Got it.
You're not a kid master, but...
Got it.
I'm kind of trying to just keep popping up.
Alright, re-ping, got it.
Alright, re-ping B, responding with T3.
Can you spot anybody?
I'm looking.
I see them. They're all inside that building. I'll kill them here in a moment.
side that door. They're all just sitting in there.
One's on the back behind a green crate.
Can you paint? Can you paint like the general area?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a lot of guys in it.
Looking, seeing.
Yeah.
No, they're delivering.
Dude, don't open. There's another one. There's another one.
but there's another one, there's another one
hang in, you see him?
looking
I see it
I don't know what he has
yeah, he just dropped people
two people
on the roof
killed that guy
Yeah, they dropped on roof, but the guys on the roof are dead.
Roof is clear.
Roof is clear.
You can get up there and rest.
No one's on sniping tower.
No one's started and no one's falling.
I've got a large area where I'll start to field range.
Let's get the tip out of the town.
I've got guys north of the hot zone.
I have a look in there.
I've got a lot of greens.
I'm gonna head back get ammo and I'll be back
I don't want to the hot zone
No idea. We were shooting the tower. We're trying to build shit
Whoo
Keyboard in mouth yeah
He's uh, one six...
He's got two screens in his face.
Da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da da
There's a guy in the warehouse shooting soon.
Got where Oscar?
Okay boys
Much we are at the hot zone
This is Alpha Team 3, we're requesting immediate fire support with the hard force.
I'll show you.
This kind of funnel.
It is also exciting to try that.
We have seen this too.
of
of
the
the
the
Alright, they got AA and anti air on that tower now. Tower two, tower two. Once you
guys have time, I would take that tower two, Tony.
Well, AA, I thought AA is the the turret and then what's the rocket one wouldn't
that just be anti-air like are both of them AA?
So as Sam and AA got it, okay, I'm sorry, I wasn't in the fucking military.
Most I know about military is the fact that MREs have about a 10-year shelf life.
That's all I know, that's all I know.
like 50 year but you know so yes how much I don't know
don't say of course all righty you want to go fuck up that tower left pity
Yeah, I'm already on the right city.
All righty, I'm on my way.
I'm on the squad, pick up the wounded, we're going back to the zone.
We gotta move south to west of the zone.
Let's get it.
Stop following back, stop following back.
I'm sorry.
March on, there's some vehicles down.
RACSEN!
I'm taking them down for you.
I see you.
Pop!
It's out.
I got him.
I never reloaded.
I have a train.
A.A. we traded. I traded with A.A.
No, no, no, no. You traded. You're gonna pay us.
Fuck! The music was too loud. I was turning it down.
Dammit man, dammit man, dammit man!
Now he's down the train from the left to the right, in a bush. Left side, left side. All the way down the train, left to the right.
I'll wait for you to get back to base.
Yeah, I'm too out.
My music was too loud. I turned it down and by the time I could shoot I was dead.
Shit!
Alright, this is gonna be LG for me, boys.
I know I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention.
I got family here, dudes.
Hang out with some fam. I'm having a ton of fun. Hi, baby boy. I'm baby boy
Yeah, I got you yeah, I can give you a ride I
Got you oh TV
Welcome in welcome in
We are just creating havoc
Which one are y'all building at three
I told him at this beginning the end like we're gonna build it three. I said don't do that
That's right there next to them. They didn't listen. They didn't listen old Papa hutch
That's all right, hopefully someone builds at our tower and then we'll just take it like a
Hell yeah
Someone else is out there. Hold on.
Not today, Fizz. No landing on this area. Not today.
not today big dog not today not ever
hell yeah brother
A.A. is clear. No one's on it. They're on the roof.
From the bottom. They're on A.A. now.
I'm on a 72,000 light right now.
The rocket launch is dead.
dead. Still on the turret.
That's equal to come. Yeah, yeah, get her in there.
Hey, hey, dead as well.
Not a Vamo.
Shit.
Oh no.
Oh, I almost caught him.
I almost got him.
Oh, that would have been sick.
The backpack of ammo doesn't work with these.
It works with the regular, like, machine gun rounds, but it doesn't work with the...oh,
sorry, I didn't always immediate, Tony.
doesn't work with the rockets they're too big we can try I'll let me grab a big
backpack and let me see I think we'll literally just get three extra rounds but
any extra rounds at this point is great
let me see here Tony and coconut sound a lot of light
How the fuck you think Tony and coconut sound like that's craziness
Okay, he just doesn't want to turn now left it is the right today. I'm gonna need another alley this one just refused to turn over
Okay, here me out hear me out as I flipped it like I always do I
I am still holding I am still holding turn and it just floats and doesn't move
what am I supposed to do it was gonna look cool oh baby got another monstrous
backpack let's try this out little hundred K backpack why not I promise I
I won't just crash it for no fucking reason, I swear, I swear.
I still got 1.6 million.
Oh, so you're doing great.
Ooh!
Yo, the 100k backpack, you can fit two stacks of rockets in it.
The 100k backpack, you can fit two stacks of rockets in it.
yeah yeah that's worth that is big time worth
Come on, baby.
Yeah!
Come on, boys!
Let's have a good run here.
Gentlemen, this is the Titty Squad.
We are currently going to head to that trail and clear that fucker out so all your high ground will be dead on our way.
That's one.
I can't hear you. It's out of shape.
Hey, looks good.
No way you kill me. What?
He shot me through the fucking floorboard
Hey, careful that guy in the uh, that guy in the minis of demon. I'm dead
That's you got a small truck on our position. Yeah, I'm gonna be in a building. I just got smoked by that guy. I'm dead
the whole way
That guy shot me through the floorboard of the fucking hell yeah, I'm pretty sure oh
That is heartbreaking
Yo, honestly, I don't plan on dying again trust trust trust trust trust trust
Hell yeah, that a boy
Man
That's brutal
You have to wait
No, I'm waiting for the uh, the rocket one.
Thank you.
Left itty.
I feel so bad. I made this guy buy like seven hellies just this game.
Welcome, welcome, Gingy. Gingy, welcome in. What's going on? What's going on?
I finally don't have a headache today, so.
Nice, did you drink some water?
Yeah.
Nice.
I think we'll, like, salt and water.
Yeah.
That's about migraine yesterday.
Let's start chugging Pedialyte.
That's what I do.
Yeah, Pedialyte's like, oh, yes.
Oh, honestly, OK, one thing, actual tech,
if you do, like, a super long screen,
drink Pedialyte before you go to bed,
you'll wake up and feel so much better.
PDLite or something called liquid IV as well.
Liquid IV, anything like that.
Any type of like electrolyte hydration thing
after like long streams or anything like that.
Yeah, you'll feel way, way better in the morning.
They taste like shit, but.
You plug the nose, get through it like cough syrup.
Yeah.
They're just really salty.
I mean, you feel better.
Yeah, they're like really salty, but yeah.
You guys, great.
Thank you, thank you.
I didn't know this tech.
Oh, this tech.
Also helps if you've been drinking.
That's where I learned it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I come home.
I had to go to bed after a long night.
Yep.
Knew I had to play the next day.
I just started shugging Pedialyte.
It was the first time I'm hearing this.
Oh, it's fantastic.
I wonder if I would sleep better too.
Well, it'd be hydrated. No headache, wasn't busy, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, look what IVs go did.
How you been enjoying the game, Gigi?
Pretty good, actually.
My first game on ever with Poco, I did 1 life, 100 days.
Holy shh.
Yeah, doing what? Just killing?
So what we were doing, it was, um, just dying from Topo was killing, and I was spotting
all the enemies and I ended with 95 assist.
Oh my god.
I'm at 98,000 right now.
I've died a million times, but I'm at 98 this life.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Spotting is pretty fun though, like, so you just spot them in key exactly where they're
at and they just die.
You know it's an even cooler thing that we can do Genji if you want I'm not
gonna be off for too much longer today but you flying the heli with me while
I'm doing the rocket stuff
no no no no no you're not flying you're riding in the heli spot and then I
kill them and you get paid and we just fly around the map and you spot
everybody and then I'll bring gold team to kill everyone you spot that's the real
meta I'm so now we're cute crazy style oh I'm smoking them in this tower like
crazy as well how is that guy alive
I'm looking
Nice
Are they like in the windows and check oh, I see one
Nice shots, Tony.
Oh, that was even you.
Oh, there's some green guy just walking past me in the smoke.
She's getting ridiculous over here, man.
I feel like I'm on Normandy Beach.
Shit. He out. Heading back, heading back. Seems broken. It's very strong, very strong.
It's definitely better than the other gunner.
Worth it!
Worth it!
Worth it!
Worth it!
Worth it!
left kitty this is right kitty
no man I just want to have it unlocked
God, get me there, fuck!
I repeat, they're taking tower three.
What time is it?
Yeah, we got it.
I'm sorry!
Be careful, they've got an A now.
Luckily, he's so good
Yo, I pledge your plan with your man GGs
Luckily, he's so good that like he's making a ton of money even while I'm wasting half of it. I am so sorry
Thank God
I can't I can come right back to you now
We're all dying here. It's bad. I'm coming. I'm coming
Get an ammo on my way back. I'm gonna get back up. There's a lot of guys
I'm in the tower with someone we just have a bunch of dead bodies
Well, it's like the second I die shit hits the fan every single time over there
Such bad timing on my half
I
Don't I think he might make money off my kills. Yeah, cuz it's his heli so I would think so I'm not too sure is anyone now
He does oh yeah, I'm making the money then
Yeah, I'm not making money off your kills.
Sit.
Well, all right, I'm on my way, Tony.
We're here, brother.
We're coming.
Yeah, they're all around us.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
Yeah, I see one.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
Yeah, I see one I see him I see him I see him
of
the
death
of
yeah yeah I'm dead I'm dead there's just so many of them oh I know I think our
infantry's all dead there oh my god I just killed the fucking car while
killing the other team I think I'm finally dead 129,000
And that ball she wrote for me.
That's really good though.
Did you get the uh...
Yeah, I got that the other day.
Alright, yeah.
I didn't even know there was one.
I wonder if there's an achievement for like 500 days.
I
Think I can land on the roof over there. Yeah
Yes, you can roof clear
I mean we heli squad has fucking clean this out brother
yeah I'm on my way scene
the other so guys like enemies there yes yeah oh wait we might have to go hit
the loose I need to go to tower throw this cocksucker only targets me this
Ronin bitch
This guy just flies up and gets his aim on me by the time I react, he's just ready.
What I need to do is when I see him fly up to me, I just need to go...
and then come back in there.
Well, I got bad news.
I think that was going to be my last flight, my friend. I got to get out of here.
Okay, okay, but I appreciate you Gigi. Gigi was getting seen. I wish I got the head
We will play more if you get on early on Monday or Sunday. Sorry
Cool cool, we will play then
Wonderful wonderful wonderful all right. I'm out here Gigi's guys
Gigi's bro. All right. I didn't say goodbye to the team. We Tony with your mind saying I love you to the team for me
Don't you mind tell them I love them
And I miss them
All right, goodbye
Chat I appreciate you guys man. Thank y'all so much for chilling like I said I got my mom in town
So we're gonna go hang out with her
Spend some time with old mama hutch, but I really do appreciate you guys dudes. Thank y'all so much for hanging
Thank y'all so much for chilling. I hope all of you guys have a wonderful rest of you and I know Duke
I know you're gonna miss the chat. I know you are I know you're gonna miss the chat
I need you, I need you, but goodness.
We'll be divers again tomorrow.
Did you know that?
Did you know that we'll be live
probably early like seven to eight a.m.?
Did you know that?
Did you know that?
And if you poop in the house again,
I'm a pull of fucking shit.
Just kidding.
I love you, Chad.
Thank y'all so much for hanging out.
Thank y'all so much for chilling.
Have a great rest of your night.
Have a great rest of your day.
Thank y'all so much for chilling.
I love you, man.
Great, great, great night.
Good luck in the skies, my wizards.