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{DROPS} HOT DROP SUNDAY | WE ARE NOT CRASHING ANY HELIS TODAY! MIGHT CRASH OUT AT THE EAGLES IF THEY TAKE AN L TODAY
09-13-2026 · 8h 11m
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Thank you.
8 months of watching the most petite handsomest streamer, know it.
Here I am.
I once again...
Oh my God!
Thank you.
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Say go out go give me a jersey right now. She said it's 4 a.m. I
Don't give me excuses
Anyways, I didn't get a jersey this morning. It is what it is. It is what it is. It is
what it is. It is what it is. Part of it. Part of it. Part of it. Fraud! You liar!
Good morning. Good morning. Fake fan, fake fan. How about you do me a favor and you
You suck my fuckin' balls.
You suck it.
You suck my balls.
You suck them.
You know what?
You know what I'm gonna go do?
I'm gonna go see if my wife has a t-shirt
that I could wear.
And then, if I can put it on, I'm gonna put it on.
And I'm gonna show you my bare fuckin' belly button.
And that is what it is, you've asked for this.
Don't worry, Chad.
I have yelled at my wife, she knows that it is her fault now, which is good.
I've also changed my hat to...
Well I didn't think this through.
Yo that scene is actually so funny, ahaha bro look at Nick Till like he's waiting for
his bottle you ha ha ha ha ha ha well I put on a green a green hat for the
birds and I alright I'll be back
Well, now the dogs are throwing up on rugs.
I don't know what the hell is happening this morning.
More dogs better be good or I'm going to slur.
I'm going to be honest.
better be good or I'm gonna slur. How was everyone's nights last night chat? I
missed you yesterday bitch pussy. How's everyone's nights? Let's see the hairline.
I'll let you see the hairline the second you let me talk to your mama. How about
That's
Thank you so much for the five months Brock. Thank you for the 70 Charlene in Florida. Thank you for the subs
Appreciate you guys
What
100,000 subs if you think for a second woman that these heathens are gonna get to a hundred thousand subs number one number two
I feel like that's like a
If somebody gives me 20 million dollars, I guess I'll take it off. That's too high. That's too high
No sub goals because no matter how high I said it
They'll probably hit it number one number two. I don't even want to be obligated
Okay, okay, all right. All right. Okay. Okay. I love you. No, not 25k. You guys will fucking do that in a day
I refuse no no no no you don't walk to you don't walk up to some sexy lady and
say I want to see your titties take your shirt off you don't do that you won't
do that to me with my lion's mane either you don't get a mullet like mine just
showing it off you know you don't bullshit I did that to my wife well
fuck anyways I bet she's a lovely lady that's a lovely lady good morning
everyone good morning good morning good morning good morning oh man woke up
this morning when got myself coffee today yeah yeah I'm fucking grown up you
know
FU-
GET UP!
UGH
Pfft
Football Sunday
Football Sunday
And I'm spending it with you heathens
And I'm sp- I forgot the text
Shit
SHIT
Uhhhh
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
There we go.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Hold.
Hold.
Okay, we're ready to go boys. We're ready to go. We're ready to go. We're ready to go. Uh, I'm gonna be honest
Do we want to watch clips this morning guys? I'm so
I'm so fucking addicted to the game
Like all I think about
Like I'm asleep and I think about flying the heli
Then I'm awake and I think about flying the heli
And then I go back to sleep, but I think about flying the heli
Then I'm like, I was talking to my mom. She's like, what'd you been doing? I've been flying helis
No big deal. I think I could fly a heli in real life. I mean mom. I'm getting really good at it. Yeah
But they you know people are saying
That I'm kind of like the best pilot ever. That's what they're saying. You know, that's why I tell her
so he's the people
There are people out there. I don't know where they are
But there are people watch the new clip
What we posted is it of something really cool me?
Did you what is it is on our shorts the best pilot
This is what I'm fucking talking about it's about time my editors make me look good it's about fucking time
Vector, you made this?
My man.
My man, thank you!
It's about damn time!
I'm the best pilot that has ever lived ever.
Ever, ever, ever.
Ever, you can't even fly less than you let me know.
Yeah.
Show it off, baby!
Show it off!
Now that's a pilot what that's supposed to be good music great pilot right now
Flip stream!
FUUUUUUUUCK!
Hey Hatch, you can eat plain laces, just let me know, man.
Bec Dre, you a whole b***h.
you a whole bitch you son of a gun you could have made me look good at all
not one time the whole video was just me crashing the damn helicopter you bastard
they are good couldn't tell her not those films made me look terrible look at
otherwise you shoot the hell out of him with the RPG.
That was blind luck and everyone who's watched it knows it.
I couldn't do that again if I tried.
I wasn't skillful.
At least I look skinny today.
At least I look skinny today.
You know what you know what I'm done looking at you. I'm done looking at I'm done looking
at all of you. Now I did hit up my sweet little parakeet symphony he's gonna be joining us
today round of applause for Symphony so brave every day he wakes up he smells the roses the
roses roses the fart that was in the room three years ago his neighbors butt cheeks from five
miles away then he takes a second with he smells McDonald's about 20 miles out grandma walking
outside on the sidewalk and he's still able to lock in every day you know could
you imagine I mean you're smelling the future and the past with that beat that
he has you know and we're not gonna let him hold us back either you know he's
been taking days off don't worry I'm gonna let him know don't don't worry I'm
calling him out but we're gonna be playing with Symphony today we'll be playing
with Symphony today and if you hold me back you'll be hearing it. Lock in. Lock in. Good
morning!
Oh, what's up baby?
Good morning. Okay, alright, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Stop the music.
Talking shit already.
Stop the music. You're gonna, you're gonna address me as baby?
Yeah, what's up baby?
What the fuck was that dude?
i'm just excited to be here hot shot you address me yet you address me as sir
you dress me as mallort
you can address me as
hold
you know what that'll do
how you doing symphony how do you feel a great hutch
yeah i think
jails and i was at a friend's wedding
but we're back for parking or locked in
whose wedding was a lot
say the first and second say their full legal name and who they're marrying to
Social security, uh
He was like used to be you know, need shots assistant and whatnot. So we've known him for quite some time great guy fantastic guy
Got it
but
Yeah, I was in I was in Michigan dude first time in Michigan
You know Michigan's home of one of the worst football teams in
Shit in college football. Well, well, I was flying from Dallas and the whole flight was
Uh, Oklahoma fans, uh, cause Oh, you was planning.
Dude, these guys are doing like boomer, sooner chance on the
fucking plane and shout, I don't know what was going on.
Remember, if your days bad, just remember at least you're not Ohio
state, you know, shit.
Hey, at least you're not Ohio state.
And you blow a game that was literally given to you by, by, by the Lord.
I mean, imagine starting your game with a football that
Bounces off the chest of a receiver is placed is
Placed in the hands of your defense and then grabbed and ran all the way back home and you still fucking lose
You know
Some scenes
How's the dogs been dude? How's it been? I feel like half the boys ditched you bro
I kept seeing tweets 10s not playing nicks not playing like what's going on here
well
First day there's men first day Nick opens up the game is met with
The fact that a couple of us were able to get straight in he wasn't that did not go over well with him
He then waited like three hours in the queue also not good. Oh
Got into the game wasn't even playing with us because we were already in a game and he got in
We didn't even know he got in because he was frustrated at the fact that he wasn't in one
We when we were in it was just whoo those bad situation. I thought I still feel bad about it
And then after all of that was said
He left and went and played dark off like halfway through the day not even halfway like 45% today
Damn, yeah, I don't know if I don't know if oh Nikki boys coming back
I hope you I pray every day that he does I miss him
So it's so it's not looking good and then Tim said and I quote
I'm not playing that game. So it is what it is
Fair enough, but no, it's been good. I mean, I'm enjoying it man, you know people are calling me the best pilot ever live
That's that's what the chat was saying. That's the word on the street. Yeah. Yeah, it's
It's a
Yeah, it's pretty insane, you know, I didn't know I was this gifted
You know, it's like an autistic kid with a Rubik's Cube, you know, he's just able to do it
Like you ever seen those?
They're superpowers. They can just play every instrument, you know, that's kind of like you know when I think when I try to get superpowers 100%
Hold on
Get you in the game right now
Uh, yeah, we have 90, but like I can leave, you know, back it up, back it up. No, yeah,
keep me waiting. Back it up. Back it up. Back it up. Back it up. Back it up. Back it up.
No, back it up. Back it up. Back it up. How you feeling? How you obviously you showed up
late, right? So you're, you're, you don't have as much gear as other people. Do you feel
the difference or no, you still just slay it out?
Yeah, no because dude I had the M4 in the tests so and that shit was fucking insane. Yeah
So armor and weapons don't feel as good, but we're getting there. I got a hundred K. You know nice
Nice
Well, I'm gonna be figured out. I'm gonna be flying all day because I am dick and balls from having
the rocket heli, which is
the most incredible
Source of of entertainment I have been able to acquire in this game. It is so much fun
Did I just fly around and rocket people from the sky? Oh, dude
You want to you want to hear something that the devs sent me?
They told me not to read it until I got on stream today, and I don't know if peanuts already read it
Would you like to hear it?
Yeah, let's hear it. I'm backing out right now. Okay, so I got sent this by the
Big dog Bram or whatever
okay um and he is said to read it chat did p dot read this yesterday does
anyone know
no idea okay well then they don't know so it's a breakdown they're AI that like I
I guess tracks everyone's stuff in the game.
Broke down how me,
me, Shroud and Peanut play.
Shroud's as I read.
Shroud, allergic to the team.
In 32.7 hours of play, he laid down zero buildables.
Not a single sandbag, not a wall,
not one apologetic bit of barbed wire.
He held teammates four times, which works out as one act of kindness every eight hours,
and even that was probably an accident with the keyboard bind. He is also statistically a man
in a flying deck chair. 60% of his output is one trigger held down from 50 meters up,
and the thing he is best at is vehicle the most players who would struggle to reverse out of a
hanger. Strip the aircraft and the untouchable 16.2 KD becomes a considerable more human
number. 16.2 KD. Basically this AI was just sucking them off, okay? Pay not, 45 hours,
345 kills. That is one kill every 7 minutes and 48 seconds. You could assemble flat pack
furniture at that pace. He put in more time than either of the others by 12 hours over
shroud and came lasting kills, KD, money and XP, which is a full clean sweep of the wrong
end of every table on this page. He dies 130 times at an average of 18.5 meters, meaning
essentially every fight he takes happens in a doorway at arm's length. With a man he
could have simply walked away from. His 2.7 KD on the most playtime in the group is the
statistically shape of enthusiasm without a plan. Hutch braved from 86 meters away.
Hutch fights almost exclusively at range where nobody can hurt his feelings. Okay, well,
isn't starting great for me. His median kill, median kill, lands at 86.3 nearly double shrouds
at almost five times peanuts and his answer to a close range fight appears to be leaving
the county. He still manages to die 98 times which takes real commitment when your preferred
engagement distance is a postcode away. He also flies the same helicopter shroud and
gets paid a quarter as much 25,742 an hour against shrouds 96,869 same aircraft same
map one of them is running an airline and the other is running a scenic tour
yeah you have one fourth of shrouds money an hour that's uh Jesus all right listen
Fucking rain, man. Okay, shut up. All right. By the way, holy shit
Don't you dare say holy shit in capital letters, okay? You watch your tone when you're talking to me bird man
All right, you're 25% of the way there dude. I believe in you, bro. I
Believe you find helicopter controls you like because I might need a snag that shit at some point to be fair
76 vehicles destroyed is the best in the group and a hundred and fifteen builds means he at least bothers to fortify ground
He is refusing to fight on I did dude. Hey, we like a team player, bro
We got a shut down AI, you know like it we we have
We have to shut down AI at this point. Let's get the game because I'm
I'm about to ship myself we're not you all right. We're gonna have a great day
We're gonna have a great day. Join off me now. We're picking the red team. We're not losing a game today
and
I'm gonna be great cuz I
Was waiting for you to read all that and I'm think I'm dying. Oh, I'm legitimately about
I'm legitimately
Okay, I'll be right back. I'll be right back
What a great start.
What a great start.
Let's go.
What a great start let's do this
What kind of you've been using I'm just rocking the AK right now, that's all I got
I'm gonna be honest I kind of just rocked the AK as well
I'm not a I'm not a huge fan of
Of the galil or the m4
Wait, M4? I feel like it's crazy.
Well, from what landmark was saying, I think they might have buffed the Galil as well.
Oh, shit.
I think I'm just going to start running ammo early.
My kits aren't going to get expensive, fuck.
Alright, let's get this shit out.
multiple heli's crashing in the spawn multiple heli's crashing in the spawn
don't worry your boy wasn't one of them though
Ha ha ha, left nut, right nut today, we'll see, we'll see!
Ah man, punch, what!
would have just crashed me out this early I would have tried I think.
Ah, you wanna make a squatting game real quick?
Yeah.
I'm in, I'm in. We got two other people in here.
Cool.
Change stream thumbnail.
Fuck it, I don't give a damn.
Says I'm in just chatting.
Boss?
What the hell's going on?
What's going on? Thank you, Jeff.
There we go.
No, I have not. It's just in total. That's a total number.
Total...
That's a total amount of crashes.
No, we're not just eating. Goodness gracious.
I have not crashed 52 times today. I have not. That is a lie. That's heathenism.
Oh! Left titties in this game! Hell yeah.
That's a great start. I'm dead. Play some music! My pleasure.
What the fuck was that?
Oh, it was a song.
What the fuck is that?
Fireman, fireman, fireman, fireman, fireman.
Woo!
No Madonna?
Not this early in the morning. I'm all trying to get all worked up.
Probably not the greatest song for flying in a alley.
That's how confident I am.
I never crash ever.
Oh, I see.
Is this you backing the spawn already, Sim?
Ah, hodge, ah, yep, it wasn't a great start, brother, wasn't a great start.
Alrighty, I'm coming down, I'll pick you up.
Oh no, well, I'm back in already.
Oh, are you this evening, you?
Alright, well, I'll bump these people.
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma!
Oh shit, courage to my chatter, Eddie. He said, here I come, pussy. Oh shit.
Tell him to jump in the discord.
We're in, uh, Hutch's core, Jack. Get on here, buddy.
Oh, shit. I forgot to text Jack back. He might do that. I mean, actually, he tried to give him to play last night, but I was, I was a little bit hungover.
I didn't text him back until this morning, so...
He knows how it feels to, Jack. Don't worry. I got your back.
Yep, yep.
Well, a little bit hungover. I was not... I had to play it once again on War Dogs, but, like, last night, just for phone, but I couldn't do it, bro. I was...
Huch I know his sir turns are a little slow have you turned off flight envelope been setting yet?
Yes, I'll see to make turns faster and slow easier
Yes, the cyst sometimes causes you to get stuck in a turn. I have turned it off. Yep. I
Have I appreciate you double-checking
Oh the fire
All right, we should start getting some assists from this ammo
We should start getting some assists very soon. Watch out what?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do, do, do...
Do, do, do...
Do, do, do...
Love you huts, representing us fat people.
I am what?
I am not a representative of you or your fat people.
I am potato very different.
We may be cousins, but that's it.
That's it.
That's all.
Just cousins.
That's it.
it. So what's your goal at the start of these games, Hutch? Are you like, are you a supply
guy or what's your, uh, you got like a plan you do every game or what?
Yes. So I start my game typically by doing, I dropped people in hard zone, which I didn't
get to do because I was fighting the demons in my toilet. Then after that I supplied the
fobs with ammo, ammo when people use it and kill people from the base I get credit, money
and experience for it.
I didn't know that.
Yep, so I do that early as well.
I'm making my last damage or my last ammo drop and then after I do all of that then
I usually get up in the heli early and start bombing people.
I like it. I'm not gonna lie, my stats are probably gonna be more like shrouds in terms of not helping the team, but I'm gonna try my best for you.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I've learned to legitimately not give a shit about the beginning of the game. Like just take care of what you need to take care of, get all the team supply, get your Bob down, and then as long as the team is it up to like 35, 40, whenever you're at like nothing, you're good.
You're good even if they are like you come back so quick
Bro needs to shape his beard you need to shut up
Shit, I'll wait for you. I'll go back with you. Fuck it
All right, I'm coming down
Look at that. I just got 330 for an assist off of the ammo I dropped that's kind of cool
So why? You probably have to like, 3 mil or something since you've been grinding or what?
400k. 400k. Because all the money that I have is usually lost from crashing helis on repeat.
It takes a while to learn, you know?
Well, we're only on day 3. We're only on day 3.
Only day 3. Only day. Oh, look at that. Another assist. Look at that.
Okay, okay.
Another assist
Now this will be the last taxi I do and then I will be up in the air rocketing everyone now
Here's a good part
Anything you need from a goopa like me you just shout it. Okay?
You're like a if I'm gonna bomb a base. I might need your shit and you can you can bring it over
Yeah, 100% I won't miss the bullet you say hudge there's a respawn car over here consider it done
There's 40 guys looking at me, viciously breathing.
Consider it done.
Don't get out here.
I'm just dropping this and then we'll go work it.
You idiot!
Sorry Captain, forgot you're the best pilot in the game.
It's on me.
Alright, I'm turning around.
I'll pick you back up.
Go to the road.
Yes sir.
Don't worry about nothing, Sim.
Papahut is here and ready to pick you up.
Come on, jump in.
I'm ready.
Let's go.
Where do we want to go with those little legs of yours?
Really?
Well, there's literally no one in the zone. So if you want a one-man army that shit you can or I
Could land you maybe on top of this fob
There's people up there actually don't go there shit
We're all right, I think you might want to just play this high ground over here. Oh
Hi, son. Oh
Oh, I forgot I used my parachute.
YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
Oh my god, I forgot I used the parachute.
Don't worry, bro.
Don't worry, you got people around you.
Oh my god.
I-I-I...
I got a great start, uh...
I'm gonna clear out the high ground for you.
Don't you worry about nothing.
Oh!
Shit. Oh, my.
Consider the high ground clear.
Oh, my god.
Wait! Victor, wait! I gotta tell you something! Victor!
Victor!
Bastard!
I
Isn't left to the in here, I think I saw him didn't I I think this is all my fault dude
I thought this bro. I just left all guys definitely. I thought that's so apologize. Everything's fine. Don't worry left it is oh
My gosh, you unlocked it
Are you fucking kidding me?
Join the group, join the group! Let's rock and roll!
Oh shit, this guy has been playing non-stop!
Hey, lock in!
Lock in!
You don't have a chance not crashing a helicopter today.
He's got an eye for his own.
He's got an eye for his own.
He's got an eye for his own.
Chef!
Where the hell are they?
I don't see anybody.
Oh, I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
They're not dying. They're not dying. They legitimately don't die.
You got a dead, they're dead.
I'm on the way, bro, I'm on the way.
I'm looking, I'm looking.
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What the fuck?!
Thank you!
Reloading!
I'm down!
Reloading!
Do you see anything?
I don't see nothing!
Take me to the tower! Go to blue tower to the right!
Ohp! I-yep!
Over here works too!
Stay looking!
There ain't shit here!
Go to the other tower, other tower!
wait hello hello my check oh my gosh my mic isn't working it's all time
hey can you hear me now hello yeah oh good morning left diddy oh enemy on the
Horizon
Go a little bit higher
He's out he's out hit that tower behind us, baby
He learned his lessons oh
Oh, right below, right?
Alright, I'm gonna start playing this fucking hot zone slow.
We're getting to that 40-point mark. It's not looking too long here.
Nice. I'm looking, I'm looking.
I'm not seeing any eyes or anything.
That guy's dead.
One directly below us on the wall.
I hope I see him.
Yeah, I'm looking.
Yeah, waiting for him to get close.
Dead.
I
Dead
This is sick
Yeah, let's hit these bastards
What? It was full a little bit ago. Yo, this is a hundred kill game, bro. If I can lock
in. Hard. Got it. In the corner.
doing great clearing it out
oh yeah push push in there sim
should be pretty much clear is it is this top area okay reloading should be
I'm working over
the hell is shooting me I just got my wall sniping you nice
Helicopter to our right!
come on! yes sir yes sir
a check fob one
I think there's gonna be people here.
Shane!
We're gonna fight this one. He's going below us.
Yup.
Destroyed!
Yeah, reloading, reloading, reloading, three, two, one, zero!
Shut up.
Yes?
What's up?
No, no.
Oh, it's the replies, it's a bit of a...
Dude, dude, I was cut.
Well, I was cut.
No, we're gonna need ammo for my last bag.
85 shots.
85, 85.
Oh, is that a delivery?
Nice.
Yeah, heard.
Oh, right below.
dead
Beautiful let's head home. Holy shit this thing's insane
Bro, did you play all night?
So you last night we got off and you said I'm gonna fly the helicopter for 15 hours straight
Bro you're a fucking beast what you haven't worked in an hour today
Fuck I'm gonna miss you left, Jenny
Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. Hell yeah, hell yeah.
This is level 25? No. What level is this, Helly?
That's 35. 35! 35!
I'll reload before we leave, just so we get Max ammo one second.
Second.
Thank you, guys, for the bi-am-o hit, like, automatically.
There's no such thing as a tutorial, it looks.
Oh!
That is true, we could, we could.
I wonder how much this levels me.
Oh my gosh, this levels my pilot like,
this levels my pilot like crazy.
Yeah, this whole chain you're up, and I have a full of a bunch of friends,
and I've been noticing,
made them go from like zero,
by a level on the red plate,
in like 17, at one level.
Oh my god!
Update the crash counter, 53,
tailgaps,
fat ass when he gets in there!
Lock in, boys.
Little Fleetwood Mac?
Sure!
I'll murder the Fleetwood
Where's that coming from
Straight left at that Bob we're gonna have to go after them
And
Lapin and lapin now we know where we're going after this though
Hell though, I want to keep doing what we're doing fuck Symphony fuck Symphony
I'll fly you shoot that's a great idea we get to help me him to make a lot of money right now
All right, Sam don't hey, don't forget what me and left today. I've done for you today. Follow me
okay okay okay all you got to do is call out where they are I'll call out and
I'll ping you let him have it some get in and where do you want me get in oh fuck
yeah yeah welcome oh hey which one is it the Rockets or the 30 which one
Simzamo. Simzamo is a 30 millimeter. Got it. Oh shit. The metaphor
touch is you go with an empty backpack and you buy a bunch of extra shit. I don't
know if you know that tech yet. Oh yeah, I already got it. I'm loading her up.
Basin, if you need to, too, could be helpful for you to buy as well. You want me to buy shit?
You're okay right now because I have it all but
efficiently.
Yeah, if you were like super going for it, you'd open your backpack to like
breathe those in it by hitting the like when you're outside the vehicle hitting
right on like access inventory.
Whatever your vehicle join button is.
Yeah, and then you put like three of those in your backpack and have two of them in there.
Sam, we're gonna be, I mean, we're legitimately about to drop 100 kills, okay? Lock in.
Wait, this shit's really like that? Oh, fuck.
Alright, so I'm just shooting.
You're just shooting, bro.
Okay.
You let me worry about everything else. You call it out, I'll kill it.
Or you kill it. I'll call it out.
It's gonna take me. It's my first time flying this bitch, okay?
How much is this shopper?
This is level 35. 35 on Helly.
give you an idea I'm only level 19 this guy has been ungodly amount of gaming yes
this is left kitty left kitty is my flight partner all righty so there's anti air on tower one
take out the guys on the gunners first it looks like they're on little dildos and then we kill
everyone else in the base okay okay I'm a I'm seven you're guys are you live
Jack do you want us to back out okay cool cool cool all right you're ready
to give him hell we'll clear them out and then we'll go around the map that's
gonna be from in front of us we're okay give him hell shoot him from the top
seven at the very top of that yeah no angle no angle yeah
I shit a lot of anti-air up in there yeah keep giving them hell
I'm gonna break that gun or what? What's up? I try to get these kills or break that gun. No get kills now. They're off
We're getting shot from in front of us. We have to leave this
Next one's gonna be up here at this base right here in front
Right to the left right to the right right yeah right there. Oh
Oh
There is they have people in cars with stingers
I think you take Sim up in that attack and I'll take grab me the rocket one and I'll take those guys out
We're gonna do the same thing except he's gonna fly with you this time
And I'm gonna take the rocket and help get these anti-airs out
Okay
We have my wolf on the gun now. I know how it works. That was dude. They're fucking locked in. Holy shit
Well, we just killed so many of them it makes sense
Just a little short of 100 kills.
Just a couple. Just a couple.
Am I going with arrows here?
Yeah, go with him.
Go with him.
Let's walk and get it.
This heavy looks insane.
I'll help clear those guys out as well now.
That's a lot harder than what it looks like.
Alright let's go!
You have to stay high up in that hill, got it?
Alright Sam, me and you, man, you let me know where they are, and I'll smoke them.
You just throw a ping on them.
Okay.
So what, you're another heli following us or what?
I'm an aroche heli.
I am literally just, I will smite every single fucking people with the rockets.
Not a good start.
I already, oh my.
Oh no!
Fuck!
all right I'm depressed I am I am depressed I'm depressed I'm in hell I
can't believe I just did that I'm waking up I'm waking up don't don't throw any
slurs at me I'm waking up I gotta tell didn't even see the guy sure I'm waking
up I'm waking up I'm waking up I'm waking up I'm waking up I just lost every
dollar that we made on those first runs. I lost every dollar. I lost every day.
Bro, I'm not trying to showbo, man. I don't know how to explain it. Whenever
you're flying, you do these turns. Whatever I do this, and then whenever I
let go of it, and I instantly pull back while I'm turning, it just, dude, it makes
me crash like crazy had a boy Sam
that's hot shit I had a ship last month thanks for the laughs consider the last
crash on yeah yeah I must love you bro appreciate you man I'm so mad I lost
That's that hell he already fucking sucks
How y'all doing are there y'all getting hit?
Yeah, we're coming through a pair right now, but dude
Kind of just farms me. Oh shit. It's kind of fun
We took down the whole whole respawn being everything holy shit you got paid then
Yeah
This guy this guy's nice with the flying. Oh, yeah, dude. That's left titty. That's that's my pilot
He's part of our thick birds community
I'm gonna stay here come straight to me tell him to fly straight to me
There's a respawn beacon right underneath me, and they have AA over here.
I'm out again bro.
AA's already dropped me.
There's no way, man.
There's no way.
That's so brutal.
That's so brutal.
Wait left it give me the rocket to get give me the rocket again, and yes there are there at stadium
They got the respawned stadium, and they also got a AA and anti-air or a the rockets and the gunner
Yeah, yo, what's that rebel? What's up?
I don't know what the hell you say rebel
Yeah, I can get you come on
No fucking you don't you do it you do it
Let's do that
Make sure I have shit tons of flares
There we go
All right, try not to suck this time
yeah I know but I don't know man it's like sometimes I hate flight assist
sometimes I don't sometimes it yanks my shit sometimes I don't know
bunch of heathens
Oh, yeah, loving it.
All right, let's try this again.
I'm gonna hit him from this way if they're hitting him from that way.
I'm gonna fucking suck, I suck.
Let's start an eyeball with the A.
All good, all good.
All right, all good, all right.
Okay, no, I can't hit him. He's just gonna make it.
All right.
I'm just gonna go back to the base, and I'll be back.
Later!
Okay, I'm gonna go back to the base.
I'm just gonna go back to the base.
They're no longer on AA.
No way.
The Lord's Day, amen.
Joe gets some more rockets.
He brings that saw, they're gonna run out of ammo,
so we're gonna...
Got it.
No, at a game like this where there's so many people
running like stingers and stuff,
I'll just go back and forth the base.
Fuck the Eagles, fuck you!
Go birds!
Alright, thanks for taking a break from the heli bro, they have unbelievable anti air.
Yeah, they locked in pretty quick, which is actually like, fair enough I gotta give them
credit they're doing exactly the same yeah that's why whatever you were like
oh it seems a little broken I actually thought to myself he's gonna get shot
out of the air so much yeah yeah that's no problem with hell he's is like you get
to a point where they get like where they're at now that's why I like like
that big hell he's awesome it's really cool but it's very hard in a game like
this one where like I like the little bird because it's so quick you go in
there you kill a couple you fly out that big one you got to commit big time yeah
I like it though it's really good but at the same time it's good counters I mean
if you actually try to take them down it's kind of fuck them up oh yeah oh yeah
big time are you any eject
all right boys come on
Are they still at the stadium, Sam, when they killed you?
fuck!
Motherfucker!
I don't know, dude.
I don't know what's going on today, let me try this.
Let me try this for a little bit.
Yeah, it's a little too wobbly now a little too wobbly now I just got to wake
up listen where we're getting back into the swinging thing leave me alone
Look at this like look how far it pulls back
Hasn't working here much I'm on foot but a challenge we're doing fine
Yeah, I'm fine for my life
One person away boys, and then you got reinforcements one more person that
Okay, there we go. We're getting there
Here I am all right that wasn't a bad one that wasn't a bad one
oh dude this bird is legit legit mess very good
oh they have the drill at that area here I am
Burn out, burn out.
Reload, and we go.
34 green, 34 red, 30 blue in the slobby.
I might just join blue to play there.
No way I'm getting on breath.
Yeah, that might be.
Maybe just join blue and level something.
Yeah.
I'm playing for the point blue and level medic if this ever wants to get, I'm sure.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh my gosh, poor blue team bro!
I swear.
Dude, this uh, I just joined and there's, there's eight of those supply box
supply crates in the spawn.
What are these guys doing?
Oh, it's because they're selling the armor shit.
What are they doing?
There's this thing I've been reading about of how people are making money, these guys
that got tier 3 armor first, they buy a bunch of tier 3 armor, they swap them and spawn
and people just buy them as the game goes on and then they get a bunch of money in them.
weird
weird
oh we traded dude that is so gross man so fucking gross we have three aas or two
aas now there I'm just gonna run some regular kids I want to take out the
mortars but I have to take out the anti air before I take out the motors you
you think uh... repire heli's for now
it's it's a real bad
there's too many people that are
the little cars, there's a government running around with the Toyota with the
stingers
you got that bass, the blues attacking them now at least, but it's like it's tough
yeah it's no sense in doing it
alright sound dude
i got an LNG and some C4 we're gonna take out at a five
Let's go do it.
Yeah, let's do it.
I love you too, baby.
Hey, you got the bots in your team, buddy.
Wait so no one no one wants to fly I run up on a heli, and I'm like oh shit up
What all right? I guess I'll I go and then I look it says there's three people in our run-up
I said none of you guys are flying it going. No we've been waiting for a pilot
and I guess I'm gonna buy it.
It's not even my helicopter, so I'm gonna buy it.
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, God, I've never heard of that before.
Everyone on the red team would jump at the opportunity for the assist.
I've been on the scene for 12 seconds, so apparently our designated pilot...
You're designated pilot took today off the board.
I think I'm the designated pilot and medic.
I've been here for three seconds.
I
Bro this has this drill has had like it has had the zone for so long
For what didn't see I hate I hate this shit yo can you put us closer to the stadium being here doesn't help us too much
I'm coming Sam, I'm coming.
I'm bugging right now.
Actually I picked up a sniper, it's just gonna fall in.
I'm dead.
Yeah, I'm playing now.
Yeah, I'm playing now.
I'm down, I'm down.
Shit! Get me out!
God! Fuck!
Fuck it's happening here!
Kick that motherfucker from the squad, bro. Spam in his deathcom, that little dick.
Ugh, dude. Dude!
Brother, if you join my squad and you're gonna spam deathcoms, what was that guy's name?
I will never allow him in the squad again. Ever! Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, fucking idiot.
I
Darping off dude. Darping. You're a fucking loser. I hate you. I think I'm trying to get you out. Hold on. I
Slap the guy once that got you but
Yeah, the way yeah, I'm coming on you. Hold on. Oh
Oh
Oh, I kind of got you as in that yet
Oh my god
Fuck me. Oh
Yeah
I
Man, man, man
Yo, I say we lay a salt on this place our boys will get the zone
Come on boys push up right side. Please somebody kill him
cover you didn't have a revive on them I don't have any
You know my team is so fucking retarded bro.
Amen!
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck.
I can't catch a break.
just the worst timing man I'm in hell it's not a good warm-up game I peeked the
guy as he lays down than the other guy shoots me left fucking Tony come on Tony
Come on Tony res me. I need some dirt. Oh damn it
Nice and give them hell son. Yeah, there's a lot here, bro. What the fuck?
Yeah, I'm fucking dead underneath you. Do you have a res or no? No, I can't I'm trying to loot real quick for one. Okay, I
Know I got sniped looting. I just don't get the fucking play this game
Shits
Yeah, if someone had a deep hit right now
But I literally go to ADS the first peak three guys ADS man dropped down hill up
I go through the hole in the wall
ADS to the guy as I'm shooting him he lays down behind a truck and then two other guys to my left shoot me again
Like I could literally scream out of anger
I'm going right back over there. I say we get in the hell you can go right back
Oh, they got one nice.
We have smokes.
I had smokes there as well.
Oh, I just did, I never got to throw them.
Just in a fucking blender.
I don't know, okay.
Give me a moment. I'm in a fucking blender and I'm pissed about it.
Give me but a moment.
Everybody in.
I'm taking my meds early
Hurry up hurry up, let's go let's go
Dude, I gotta wake up.
I gotta wake up.
I don't know what's happening to me.
I'm in hell this game.
Alright boys, that's what I think we do.
I...
Bro, how in the fuck does blue have our circle right now?
Ah fuck it.
let's go play circle
i was thinking about going to sold the stadium again but i think this would be better
oh we're going to stadium we're going to stadium they're pulling
We're going out in these trees and we'll push over okay.
Jump here in a second.
Let's go here.
Go go go go go.
Alright, let's do this shit.
I know I flew far enough away.
I run no armor and no helmet on my kit.
Oh, bro, you're asking to get murdered.
You are asking to get actually murdered every game.
With this TTK, you're running no armor?
That's insanity.
Alrighty, they got a respawn blue dust on there, on this fob as well.
Hitting it from the other side.
Alright, I hope I get to play this round.
Come on baby, come on!
Okay.
Push up boys! Push up!
Oh, I'm coming. Hatch, I'm coming. Where you at?
We're over here. We're all over at the stadium right now pushing.
Oh, yeah.
There are blue respawns there. Right on me.
Fuck.
Yeah
Do we have C4 to blow in
Do we have C4 fuck is that guy
I
Don't get the place again Sam. I don't get to play
Wait, why are we tweaking? Why are we tweaking bro because every fucking time I play this fucking game?
Everybody's in a great position to fuck my ass every single time, bro
Everybody else gets to walk forward
Where do I die to a guy sitting next to a shipping container in the middle of nowhere?
Oh, this is bad
Welcome to the adventure you guys are talking about it like I don't play infantry at all you cock-stucking pussies
I do shut the fuck up shut the fuck up
Do we are screwed I
Think we're screwed Sam. I think we're screwed. I was coming to get you and I died from the second floor
I think we're fucked. Yeah, I think we're screwed. I
Think we're screwed. I'm a respawning yet again
I'm kicking everyone out of this group besides the people who I know will actually play the game
Also, I think I'm gonna swap this out. I feel like all those are terrible
What is it that that Tony uses he uses the two and a half right?
No, he doesn't use this. I'ma try and use it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm buying it. I'm buying Heli.
Oh, thank God. Thank God. Come on.
I'll buy the Heli.
I've been a little bit of the blender here, huh?
I don't know. I mean, I know we're winning, but fuck.
Oh, bro, this game has been hell. This game has been hell.
Hell it was so much fun until everyone in the chat started going ha ha ha ha I love you hodge
And then everyone started fucking talking about if I was cool or not, and then this game has turned into a blunder
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie I've been trying to convince a game chat to come play and he's in the watch around
It's not looking good. It's not this is not a sell point
Especially after you guys are getting fried right now, bro.
He said I've seen one kill in nine minutes.
It's not.
All right, listen.
We're about to fire it up right now.
We're about to fire it up right now.
Oh, shit.
What's happening?
Oh, god.
Somebody's losing.
Oh, my god.
Dude, I have lost.
I have lost 100 games this game, I think.
No, you haven't.
Yeah, I've legitimately, I think at one point this game
I just looked at my steam friends list this game
I am what's mine at what's mine at yeah your mind is 2,000
that one that I said I don't know how to fly yeah I did that
Well, what's up, man? You're hot sure we're going we can drop right here in these houses drop here drop here drop here
Oh my god, I'm dead
How did you die?
You're cooked I can't get yeah, I think he's cooked
I did not drive a good haul on this is not good
He roasts dead to the guy couldn't kill
Yeah, I don't have any of the good sights yet, it's a big difference
Yes, folks
So I see I
Got him I got him
Yo Mason, can you res me up near you, bro? That guy was coming to res me.
No, no, I can't help you. You're working for the enemies.
Please, bro, I'm trying a little bit of medicine. Please.
I could scream. I could scream. I could scream. I could scream. I could scream. I could scream. I could scream.
We gotta get, we gotta get our boy up here. We gotta get him.
Yeah, moving up right now.
Oh, no, on the left.
Fuck, bro.
Is that helicopter just laying in front of me?
This is, oh my god, I'm getting fucking murdered up here.
That's.
I'm getting shot in my ass.
I'm going to get out.
Oh, fuck.
This is...
Yeah, we're in hell here.
I'm almost like half tilted just back out.
Reset the game.
That's where I'm at mentally.
I'm almost at that point.
Dude, I legitimately don't get to play, man.
I mean, I have people who are running at me through buildings,
not even close to the OBJ, just shooting me in my ass.
I then turn around, I run behind another door,
there's a guy who completely naked with an AR,
also fucking smoking me.
I am in hell.
I acknowledge.
Did you put your seat back on, like, that, Prada, I know.
I need to after this game, and I will be.
I'll be unadding every single motherfucker
that just continues to queue into my games.
I am tilted. I am tilted. I'm so tilted, Attaboy.
Fuck, dude, they're all over this fucking stadium. And I killed that guy and he said
You need to quit the fucking cheats man
I just spawned in and our spawn vehicles in our base
No, go try that bitch around
You got nine points your fuck buddy. Hey, bro
I'm just trying to rest people
All right, I'm gonna sit here till the next guy runs across the map to murder me
Watch we don't need to leave fuck you fuck you can finish this game. We're good
They have forty seven in the fucking zone though. That is and oh my god
Our spawn being is 700 meters in the hot fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Give you this site my site sucks
Oh, yeah, that example I was talking about Mason, like no one's, no one's building bobs or drills at towers anymore, because they're big learn, you know, it's too easy to mortar and shit.
So now you just put a fob down and just build a mega base and then like...
Trim remote doesn't do anything, you have to go like incognito or something.
Top right stadium staircase.
Okay, tank that hoodie, feels bad.
I don't have any way of getting these guys.
Sergeant Sweaty asked Blue Team Chat, the score is 86-75-9.
He just typed, what do we need to make a drill?
I
Brother you're an hour and 15 minutes to a all right, all right, we're pulling we're pulling and that guy who I just resented silly dive
I want to push over but there's people just sitting on the staircase
of
I want to learn the sound skinny and
I'm sorry I thought
of
the
the
What is this?
Not real bro, what are you fucking doing back here?
I mean God forbid you peek the guy who's literally in front of you, right Erky?
God forbid, shoot me in the back first and then you shoot the guy who's directly in front
of you that makes sense it's genius you fucking bitch I'm pissed Sam how you
done. I'm over here at the pool just chillin. I'm good. I'm good. I got the
Zolley so we're actually getting points.
Okay so that one sucks.
All right, so which one's the good one chat two and a half is terrible
Is it 1.5 oh
Yeah, that's the good one
All right boys, we're gonna land that today.
Watch, I got an idea bro. After this we don't queue this map.
No, well that's the hard part. We can do it since there's only three of us.
This map, so every time a server restarts, this map is the first one that is queued.
And then it goes to the next map and to the next map.
So we don't get to play those second and third maps because the entire lobby is just fucking stream snipers.
So we have to queue into those maps, but those always have like 80 or 90 or 100 out of 100 filled
So it makes it hard. Yeah, we gotta get your steam back up around it. I'm hot for sure. Yeah, I'll send it to private
Yeah
It's just hot so that's out of our base. Oh fuck yeah. Oh
Oh, fuck me. I just died so fast. Wow.
I was gonna play the zone until the game's over.
Hydra's version of Summit's monitor incident.
It's a random red sniper behind you guys.
My face will go through the monitor.
We're all dead.
Everyone's dead.
That's our boys, get fucked.
Get fucked, get fucked.
I'm sorry, I was talking about teammates.
Oh, you're on good.
all right well this game was hell oh we dragged it right back ggs and yet again
the fob warriors win us the game. It's insane the level, I tried to build one game sim and
I mean it was so bad. It's insane when you see like good builders what these guys are
able to do. It's actually nuts. They got peak angles, they got, it's insane. Bro they're
They're so legit at this game. It's unbelievable.
They got music being played in the fob, I mean, holy shit.
Attempts you to run to home.
Attempts you to run to home.
I am the only spirit in this world.
Nice.
Yo, appreciate you leftin' EGGs?
somehow i made money and i'm not too sure how
alright i'm almost level twenty holy shit i'm backing out i'm turning my
steam
back to
private
i'm
i'm damning you something
there's that
or putting something in general chat hutch
all right let me see
yeah yeah yeah i already planned on it
but i appreciate
uh...
there's one
There we go. Another beautiful day.
Jason might be AFK for a second.
Yeah.
Probably getting his entire pizza,
and then he has to breakfast each day or whatever.
Get some of his bird feed.
No, he literally eats a pizza a day or something like that.
What?
I thought he's been back in the gym.
I mean, I think he's been...
That's how he's got a bowl, bro.
been skinny. If he doesn't eat like a full pizza a day, his body just slowly like emaciates.
We remember how we go under our calorie limit. There's two different types of people. On
a normal day, if you just live, you don't eat enough and you just slowly fall under
your calorie limit, like Mason or me, if I live my normal day, I will never be under
my calorie limit. If I don't think about dieting, I'll just eat over it. I'll eat
thousand calories I'll be back again.
This is because you're locked in.
Yeah, sure.
What have you been up to, man?
How was the wedding?
Was it good?
The wedding was a great time.
I saw Mason.
I saw Nadeshot.
We had a wonderful, wonderful trip.
And now we're back.
And I literally was so excited to play.
Last night I was hungover.
I got on for five hours still.
Love that
Love that. All right boys. I am back and ready y'all. All right. Let's do this
Shut up. It's like this game. That's I think that's true. It makes it so uh, so cocked
Well, okay. I think well, okay. Here we go. Here we go. Join
This one I'm putting it in chat
We're going to have to join a full server and one of us is going to get stuck in queue.
That's just, it's going to happen.
Just try and join as fast as possible.
And then we'll just join a team.
I don't even care if we win or lose.
We'll just join some team.
I'm not going to show screen.
Are you putting color?
Yeah.
Here you go.
Boom.
I am in and on the team. Wonderful. Wonderful. This looks like a good lobby. I'm not seeing
too many of the names. It's not even possible for them to be in there. I haven't shown
either. There's no way, I mean, until we show. All right. We're all offline. Yeah. Are you,
anyone showing screen yet hide until the lobby starts then that's our best
chance that's what I was about to say let's just keep hiding until we are
literally like counting down for the lobby to start and then we'll show
screen that's the best way to do it I think it's worth like is you know we're
pointing this pre-test how many like oh even the last game like we you can show
screened out even last name off 10 people on the opposite teams that we're
all just like that mage guy for example bro honestly mage is never on my team he is always
on the opposite team and he is always hard playing the complete opposite if I'm in the
air that dude's on AA if I'm on the ground that dude's on rod flanks I mean he's just
a stream sniping motherfucker and I hate him that's what pissed me off we pushed up to
that base and I got killed by him and I about lost my mind oh I can't wait to get
some better armor bro level twos are so nice
I
Got there back in the game right here me as well
All right
Beautiful no why why why is it flipping? Why is it looking?
Get it boys
I'm gonna crash again, we all know it.
Get in boys, get in!
Sooner than later, I'm gonna crash again, we all know it.
Honey, you can literally choke on my Johnson.
Get in! Get in!
Alright fuck it fuck everybody else
I don't know what the fuck you said Steve but listen up gentlemen we're going straight
to the hot zone I am so close to level 20 which means I get an RPG heli so lock the fuck
I don't like this setting you guys had me turn off I don't like how my my
My heli wiggles now.
Get ready boys.
Oh
Go now go go go go go
So people that you flew much is probably that make that ring. Oh my god. Oh, there's no way all those people didn't get a
fucking parachute
That is insane. Love you
Oh my god, you already have this tower.
He's in the top window of this tower already, holy shit.
See, like, what makes it stabilize like that?
Wait, you guys said turn off envelope.
This.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure Autohover is what creates the wiggle, doesn't it?
Love what I'm seeing right now.
Alrighty.
Alrighty, let's go get ammo done
Holy shit, look at the convoy
I don't think courage knows not to press escape.
I just got a sub alert that said, I don't think courage knows not to press escape.
I think when you press the escape it reveals the server and people are getting in the server from that
Yeah
Oh, just show the squad, like when I went to the squad
Yeah
Hope you do
How much armor do these things have?
It's fine, it's fine
No worries
How much armor does one have?
Ah, they're like Humvee
Just try, I put a whole magnet in a window
You gotta take the tires out
I don't think there's a
Yeah, you can't shoot through the windows. You just gotta take tires out and pray to God
Chasing I did it as well. So fuck it
Who had big bird play this game
Fucking on the ground
Yeah, little red hot chili peppers while we get our drops done.
So close boys.
We literally have like one more game of like actively grinding this shit and then we have
it and we're chilling.
I probably will grind the other heli off stream.
So I think we'll get it in time.
Oh, we pushed that pest.
Yo, the audio on this...
What do you mean what's a job?
Oh, no, courage, courage, JD's in there, courage and simple may.
This is not the vibe I want.
Beautiful, they are building.
Blue outside the walls!
Yeah boys the drill needs help if you guys have time to go over there from that circle
yeah there's yeah we need to get that bob up to one four drill four it's the one that's
Let's go to the base.
Nice.
Very nice, very nice.
What the hell is this song?
Young Buck in the chat.
He has no idea.
You two like the street!
Beautiful.
We retook that.
Now, you guys ever lay on a tree and fall to your death?
Or just me?
Oh, yeah, all the time.
Oh, yeah.
Three times a game.
Three times a game.
I don't have the parachute.
Can't move yet either. Oh god.
You guys have that?
There's a good pressure.
I've unlocked it. I could, but I just haven't done it.
I've been just hard focusing getting hellish shit.
Do we have? Yeah, we have a fob, okay. I wonder why no one's unloading that ammo. There we
There we go. Oh, no.
I'm an absolute dumbass to just lose ground to this map, just for some rolling map.
Is Tower 4 still, uh, still Brutal or are we gonna-
Nope, we're good there.
Ah, good.
I just need people to start unpacking this damn ammo for me.
Yo, I appreciate
everybody be in here every uh I don't know what the fuck I'm trying to say I
appreciate everybody be there today I'll be guys are having a wonderful Sunday
apologies for the first game I was just infuriating from start to finish yeah
we're going right for it I don't care if I crash
beautiful nice
Beautiful.
We got money this game.
Give me a good song.
I'm trying so hard to like this game, don't.
Don't try hard to like the game, man.
If you like it, you like it.
If you don't, you don't.
Luckily for you, there's so many video games that you can go and play and you can enjoy
instead.
I feel like there's so many people who are trying to force themselves to like this game.
Hey bro, if you don't like it, you don't like it.
Fuck it.
Who cares?
What's important about this car?
This car is called a respawn truck and allows your teams to spawn on the vehicle so that
they can like spawn at the drill and it is the best money maker in the game.
So I always try and get this truck and drive it in so we can have money the entire game
being made which is sick.
I like the game but I'm so bad at it everybody else yells at me.
You can't be bad at war dogs, it's impossible.
If you're bad at war dogs it's just because you're not playing to your strong suits.
Listen man, you suck at gunplay, you suck at gunplay, be a logistics guy.
You suck at logistics and it's boring to you.
Be a heliguy.
You suck at flying, be a car guy.
You suck at driving, flying, looking, shooting, everything else.
Don't worry, go get your fat ass on a mortar and just start launching them suckers.
You bad at math?
That's fine.
Get on an anti-air.
You're bad at anti-air, you're bad at mortars, and you're bad at just being social inside
of your base.
Fill a backpack full of meds, run around and heal your teammates, and everybody on the team
will love you.
It's literally impossible to be bad at WarDogs.
There is always a role that you can fill and make your team better.
That's what's so cool about this game.
What if I suck at all that? Then join the blue team
and you'll be right at home with everybody else who sucks at all that as well.
For now, it assumes I try to push up the tower if I, you know, there's a place for everybody here
I'm just kidding
But it's true, man. It's just I feel like that's why you know, that's that's what a lot of people are like undervalue about this game
You know everybody's talking about this that and the other one in reality. It's just
That's the good thing about these milsim type of games. There's truly like they're dude. There's so many
cool playstyles and everything is benefited by the playstyles and you
can't really play the game wrong. You can play the game and make me hate you
and I'll tell you that you're shit at it and that I want you to die in game but
I mean you can't really play it wrong.
I got to unload these fuckers myself.
positive wonderful things good all right do we got a builder here do we have a
builder we need some mortars up some anti-air I think that's the most important
thing I'm gonna go talk to the church guys and have a mortar whoever's mortaring
you guys I'll be back mortars anti-air mortars anti-air put anti-air on top
of the drill
come on!
Yo, Boys, before you finish the church, it might be worth
Finishing the drill down below and then coming back up for the church because they're mortaring both you guys
Just an idea
I don't know what the fuck they're doing up here
All righty, we gotta go die and then we'll go get in the heli try to take them off these mortars
Hutch always assumes the commander role.
Not even a commander role, man.
Just trying to get everybody on the same page so we can win a game.
I gotta go die though, boss.
I mean even the church guys said fuck you.
But maybe after they die, they'll change their mind.
Oh, I don't have armor hold on my chest. I did nothing. Okay grabbing. Oh my god. Oh right on the other side to that door
Right on the side that door. Yeah, he was right in front of you
Where's blue five that's where they're at
the tree line can be a little bit of an issue you try to push up I'm down
yeah yeah I'm gonna work oh I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead you should take you up top
I thought it was a dumb play I mean at least two or three out once it's got a
nice little you guys you're gonna drag me to see what we can do
Hopefully there's no a just yet if there is hopefully we can kill them
Let's see what we can do I
Haven't seen any anti-air going up, so we might this might be a good time. We gotta go hit blue I go hit tower 5
We must go clear tower 5 in order for our base to be able to be built. I'm shooting you
through that doorway
You're up there
Really?
Very come here come. All right boys. I'm gonna start clearing these mortars
Unfortunate.
I killed that guy off the mortar.
Okay, those guys are dead.
The guy out there on that side, by a little longer away here, turn it.
of those fucking mortars, you bastards!
I got you team I got you team
Okay, he's got his smoke.
Let them recoup a little bit and I'll just go over here and clear these mortars.
Those are all clear.
I see him.
FOUR TURN FOUR TURN
GREAT VAN
GREAT VAN
I'm out of ammo.
Ohhhh
Okay, yeah, you're the best you're about to fucking hate me
Yeah, you're the best you're the best I'll be back bitch
We're on our way.
Tower 4, stop shooting us.
four. Hopefully the boys are starting to get that that tower built up. Where's
this guy at?
What a freak.
See that's the one reason I wish I had the rocket, Helly.
I'd be able to go and torch that guy so easy.
than this it's just a waste of time.
We're going to hit this tower first and then we'll go hit the other one.
A.A.
K, destroyed their A.A while it was being filled, which is nice.
Like how are you alive, bro, that's fucking ridiculous.
Very low on health.
Boys are mortaring them like crazy.
I'm afraid to go to the other side now because I'm low health.
and not bring bandages.
This is a hard drill to hit.
I feel like they have so much protection over here.
the
Yeah, you go heal up you go get more flares as well
The
I'm afraid of that guy who's sitting on anti-air outside of our base.
I
Alright shitty run shitty run shitty run
shitty run
Shitty run shitty run shitty run
We need flares flares flares
I'm spoiled. I'm spoiled with the uh
With the rocket heli man, I don't know how shroud flies this and is successful with it
I don't know how many of you guys fly this and like
Bro, it's so difficult
Move it.
No, it's not, it's not keybinds.
Keybinds are fine.
It's the, like with the missile one, you commit, you blow them up, right, and you're done.
With this one, sometimes I feel like I'm aiming right at somebody, but I can't keep my helicopter
where I want my helicopter to be long enough, you know?
I can't keep it, like, in that pocket of me just laying into them long enough to kill
them.
I can. Very rarely, though.
Alright, need a good run here.
Need a good run here.
I know I need to circle, however.
and now
how y'all doing boys
we're at it right now
where you at i'll try and help
i got a mason
no we're honestly kind of fine
guys got tier three armor for sure
seventy four to zero
If there's more in this crate check, I don't know, I might switch this guy's SKS, honestly.
I think we hit blue tower again, boys.
Actually, maybe we hit green.
Maybe we hit green.
Yeah, they're all sitting in their bases right now trying to fight all the hellies.
I'm going to move towards you towards that half zone. See some green running from their first tower in the second one.
Yeah.
I'm going to try and clear out some of these tower guys.
They're on top of that tower, so I'm going to be a jack.
Which tower?
I don't know which one that is.
Oh, shit.
I see them.
I clear him off tower two in a second
Tower two dead
Tower two sniper dead
Nice.
They're working towards us still.
Get your truck, I just rolled up here.
Oh, at the next tower, I believe?
Yeah, there's people at the base of this new tower.
Tower three.
At least one of them is shooting at us.
I don't know if we killed them.
Down here.
that one nice that might have been the one of you shooting
fuck over there somewhere basically
yeah think about that
yes I think he's on the first foray
anti airs dead
and there's that again
I don't say anything Jack, watch out for that top
he's ready, coming all the way up
Oh shit, how'd you get the hang of that shit now, huh?
TORTOS!
I'll take- oh, I'll get you on the back from there, from down!
There's a good little drive-by right there.
Got one.
Is anyone here to hear me?
He's peeking me on my left side.
Okay.
I'll send you around.
He's on your angle, he's on your angle.
Oh my god, there's no A.
No, he's one shot but I gotta reload. No way.
Fuck!
I gotta reload.
I'm so fast, that guy should be dead, bro.
I angled this past like a foot, but I know you were far.
He's up on the audio here, Luke.
That's okay.
Yeah, on the way.
I'm trying to hit these guys on mortars again.
they've given up on the mortars
so boys yeah oh good morning what's up landmark
yes sir we're 81 so it's 81 to four so it shouldn't be too much
Oh, shit.
one more fly by one more fly by one more fly by I was so close holy shit
hey hey what are y'all doing
you built an AA use it man
Thank you, Mason.
What?
Yep.
How about that?
Get out of here.
Not an incredible use of my time.
Not like a nice morning shit.
Courage.
Dude, it was perfect.
I saw how far he was.
I was like, wait, hold on.
This is kind of prairie dogging right now.
Like, go quick.
I can today and get back in time.
I can get back in time.
Oh, you guys and these fucking bidets.
You guys, you guys.
You guys.
You guys.
You guys.
You guys.
You guys.
You guys.
You guys.
And these fucking bidets
You're a bidet
Yeah, no you need you need it. I said you need it like I'm injured on the field
You're a man, bro, I you need these electrolytes
I know you need it. Yeah
The greatest thing of all time I would write my name on that shit. It means so well
I'll bounce on it
Jarvis spray my ass blow dryer. Oh my oh yeah
attack
He didn't see it. He didn't water. No, no, no, but there's the one a blow dry your butthole after no
I tell you guys a story. I tell you all story
I tell you story well you're gonna go anyway so bro I am I'm at Tim's house
right this is like a probably now I'm at Tim's house and you know this guy he's
an active bidet user so I go to sit down to use the restroom and I you know I
know I don't think I said I think I just stood up and took him no I took a
I took a piss, I took a piss.
One of two things happened.
So I go to take a piss, I piss and I'm like how the fuck do I flush the toilet?
I mean they got a full on, I mean I don't even know how to explain, there was like a
hundred buttons and I'm just trying to flush the toilet.
So I start clicking buttons, one button opened and closed the toilet, the next button made
the water spin around that didn't flush then I clicked the button and a Ukrainian sniper
jumped out of that toilet and fucking head shot at me
within a moment.
I got sprayed by this fucking bidet
and it came out something fierce.
I mean, he had to have had that shit
cranked on the highest setting.
Well, there's no time to talk about that thing.
Bro, I walked out.
2000 BSI.
Dude, I walked out.
I had, it was straight into the eyeball, bro.
And I looked at Tim, and I said Tim, are you fucking for real?
And he's like, what happened?
And I told him that he'd lost it.
True story.
Oh, you know Tim has a fun on that thing.
You didn't spray yourself with the nuts,
so it could have been worse.
Dude, I was pissed.
I could have been worse.
I was fucking pissed.
And the eye is crazy.
I'd be fucking tweaking.
Dude, I was tweaking.
So I was like, that is fucking.
I can spray myself with my own piss.
And he's like, no, it's not.
That's not how it works.
I was so mad, I was so mad, I've never been more angry.
Oh my god.
You got a bad experience.
I have.
I'm forever scarred.
Yeah.
I'll change your life.
Yeah, change your life.
I swear by it.
Or what?
What?
I swear by it
Yeah, where's this going I hear a little like mowing as I
Well you're having too much fun in there buddy my turn
Yeah, I don't actually recall that one. You don't remember that one. Oh, holy shit
They're pissed at me they're pissed at me they are pissed at me dude
dude. How do you even know where all those bullets came from? To be honest. Let me see
down here. What's going on? They're double, they're double rocket launchers in me. Alright,
We just kind of, I think we just gonna have to grab our nuts and go.
Oh dude, look how much money we're making.
All that is from the ammo drops at the beginning of the game.
Look at that.
That is why we drop ammo, boys.
You're seeing, you're seeing the benefits of it.
All right, that's what we're doing.
We're gonna go like this.
We're gonna go like this.
pop this one spot up, make sure everything's max dam mode.
All right, we're probably gonna die here
by Helly Run paid for because of initial investments.
Lock in.
one
wrong one
What the fuck?
They have the bridge?
Where'd that guy come from?
You know what's really frustrating?
They have so many AAs.
I have three AAs here and two AAs on the bridge that I don't know how long I have until I'm
dead, because I just instantly blow up, because so many AAs are aggroing me at the same time
that I just, I don't get to hear the lock on.
It just instantly locks on because there's three of them all targeting me.
I don't have the rocket hella yet.
I think we're gonna put on a regular kit play the rest of this game out, and then we'll um
And then we'll swap back to flying next game do the same routine. Hopefully we'll unlock the rocket. Helly
Which again?
Bro, this is why the rocket. Helly's so freakin good
Because in that situation I am in and I am out of combat instantly and I can see that shit
Like I'm trying to like figure out the angle on these bastards, and I'm dying because of it sadly
Let's get some nades. We're gonna go and assault that yo boys
We're so close. I say if you're dead come come back and let's just go and assault their tower
Mm-hmm driving a truck in right now. I think that's what we do son
Mm-hmm. I got a heli here. We'll go over there and we'll just go and fuck up the green tower
There's so many people there. It's a lot of free kills
We're gonna have to go like right now pizza per day. Yeah, I'm eating pizza right now. Oh, okay
Basin Julie spawn or no
Yeah, that's one hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up boys
in the big heli you are the most you're not in the group no I don't think so
oh you're not in the group is this you yep okay we're going straight to that
green turf bro we don't have much time we'll try and push over there as fast
as possible they have five anti-air vehicles or anti-air things in their
base and on the bridge of their base I've been fucking them up in the helis
Tony I'm half a level bro away from the RPG
with RPG like the rocket heli oh the
attack heli do that left pity from
yesterday my co-pilot that guy unlocked
the actual attack hell of a cop I was
in it last night with another guy from
jet and we were destroying it was insane yeah we got seven one earlier and he
was like this looks broken he then died five times in a row and didn't get a
kill no it's very squishy still like they a will destroy the fuck out of you in
it yeah but I think if you have a smart pilot and your team is pretty good about
taking out a you can dominate yeah if your team is telling you where they see
You can like fly up on it and do a rocket strafe before they even see you you tell me when hutch
I'm just gonna land this here, and we'll run across
Yeah
Hit that guy four times
Killed his boy
Got one nice
There's gonna be a war zone all the way to that drill and then they're also gonna have high ground up there
Behind this I think I just saw another one
to my left to my left to my left with a double barrel shotgun you didn't get that guy he's
swinging left side there's more oh my god I got you tell me you're running d-fibs or
the fast fast resists
show that all fuck
as a car here
all fuck
might go
but it should be a show
if you don't have a red I have a residence in my backpack
but it should be a picture all fuck fuck
i'm taking shots
You guys left this game crashing, you ever?
No, I was just mid-res!
Oh my god.
You know what, teammates, go crazy.
I can throw smokes.
Is he on you right now?
Yeah.
Res me and I'll throw smokes.
Yeah, she better get you out.
And...
And you're up!
I just...
Oh...
Oh my god, Hudge.
That guy just delved into us.
That doesn't matter.
GG's.
GG's.
What are you saying Tommy?
GG's.
What is your game done?
Yeah, just got out.
Yes sir.
Oh my gosh.
I'm so close.
I'm so close.
I'm so close.
I'm so close.
I'm so close. We're hiding.
Yeah, of course. Are we doing
new lobby boys? Yeah. Um I'm
yeah. Yeah. Well, I won't be
able to come out. Yeah. Yeah.
I think we got refunded our
kit. I think that's how it
works. As long as you're not
below 75% on your res. I
Are we are we typing it?
Yeah, yeah drawing quick. We're doing the full offline. There you go
Full already, but I'm joining that one's full, but I'm
I see that as I see that as a hundred. I'm joining but I got in I got in as well
Tony you're good. I'm good. Yep. Wonderful beautiful
Yo, thank you guys so much for all the subs today man J. Parade Madge bear
Chuddle super Peter. Thank you so much for the chair one done a musty Mitch Benji and hospital. Thank you
I'm Emily. I'm sorry, but if we're all in I'm not all in yet
I thought I had my screen hidden and it wasn't good morning Tony. Good morning, sorry boys. It's all good
You're in the server though, right? I'm in the server just can't go on team
game. She's bouncing. Hooray. Hooray. I feel like you might have. You got the two months
of level 15. Cal, thank you for the tier one. Jay, thank you for the 51 months. Brod, Major,
Bear and Char. Thank you again. I think I already got you guys. Thank you, Christ. I'm kind
of just leveling up everything. Like in the same window. Mason, are you on the team? I'm
I'm on the team for hutch right?
Yup.
Okay.
I am failing to get on the team completely.
There's a chance we have to back out.
What's the names that are refusing to go on the blue team?
Someone just swapped teams for me.
Goat.
I can't buy it all this time.
Yo, do you think Galil is worth buying?
Yeah.
Yes, it's amazing.
Just got it.
Matt, is this one?
Yeah, do the Galil with the-
What's the new map, I think?
Which Grip, the second Grip, the rubberized ergonomic,
and any muzzle, really, doesn't really matter.
Okay, let's just do the first. It's a laser beam, you'll see.
Like, honestly, it might be better than the M4.
The laser beam?
Yeah, it's just because it's not as good a close, but it is such a laser long range.
Yo, what up? Get in boys, let's go, get in!
like I'm telling you you're gonna you're gonna let cross
boys what's up thank goodness I feel like this is my first day back on just
but that's whatever and the AK she's not even close no no yeah I think a little
so much better give the 1.5x sight on it I just I just bought the 2.5 that's all I
got right now you know the the prison get in boys let's go let's go we got
get to the zone down in the middle yeah that I like that one that's why I was
running up much get it even the iron sights on the glia were really good
at the 2.5 on down I think in this game you have to run either 1.5 or 2.5
I'll be honest that first guy looked at me saw my name and then didn't fly with
me it is what it is
Let's get this shit boys.
It's a beautiful day.
Hey.
How are you doing some helly lodgy runs in the beginning?
Oh jeez, they're crazy, man.
Go, go, go!
Alright, we're here.
Oh, someone's sniping right above us.
Yeah.
I got two right above a more dropping in right on us, huh fuck them up boys fuck them up
got a helicopter big helicopter dropping right here they're dropping guys why
their tower by three I don't know what I'm really out we're just getting out the
road right behind us Mason literally like four of them I'm dead there's no
way I'm melted by that guy holy crap I should ever get you one maybe I dropped
them a little too close yeah there's a little spot the insane maybe I dropped
them a little too close. The main thing is be careful with the ADS speed on it
because it gets really low so I I've normally just been using that same grip
on it. Happy football Sunday to you as well my friend.
I've smoked. Getting shot still. The new main what does that mean? You're the only
We play her alive on her whole team. Remember, seven people are dead or six people are dead.
You have a car flanking him right now?
You're about to have a truck ride up, and I've smoked on my body.
Holy shit, you're shredding.
Yeah, fuck.
Just respawn, boys. I got the heli right here. I'll drop you right back on him.
I'm waiting for these respawns to come and I think a lot of people are about to come back
I'm bleeding. I'm going.
These guys are not here. I'm watching out for trouble this time.
Listen, we gotta fight for that zone early, man. They just, they just
fucking pinched you.
Oh, damn. Yeah, I'll put you guys up on the hill
this time.
If it's still moving north, this drop looks like a little bit north of it. Yeah, I got you.
Oh, yeah boys four spots actually one of the most tilting deaths. I've ever had in this game litter literally ever
They just landed a helicopter of eight people in the middle of the battlefield with no one else on our team
I was the only person who shot them literally the end people around. I don't know what it is about this game
I do not get tilted at all when I die in this game
No, that's what I'm saying. That was one of the only time
They're a Tarkov player.
Maybe, honestly, maybe that's why, but like this game just does not piss me off at all.
I think you're immune to it, actually, because it's Tarkov, like I just said.
Probably.
So I played that game, I was fucked.
Probably, yeah.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Alright, so I think they're gonna be at drill four, so I'm gonna try and put you guys on our side,
these three lines are just so tight
no not there that's that that's there hold hold hold hold hold jump in these
trees here
I
Should you see that?
That interview when he said that
No crack listen bro. There's a sniper fucking muted on their mind. Oh, what's up? Oh
You see that interview Nikita, which is a bark of Nick you hard. No, he did
You didn't see that no, I didn't I got there's actually one of the funniest other than no
We will we will it's probably the funniest
Dark of make you hard your cany deep in this shit
No, I almost got his blade
Try to get this guy I'm trying to knock him out of the sky man. Fuck
Dark of make you hard
Love that.
You are coming.
Yes, yes.
Come in deep.
Want to jump with no parachute?
You know, you would think after a certain amount of like days, like, alright, everyone's
gonna buy a parachute.
No, no, never, never.
There's people who I believe it's a cult.
It's the no parachute cult.
That, that, that, however much money that they're saving on parachutes, they're planning
on funding their family's endeavors with it.
I don't know.
Every penny counts, yeah. You know, it's funny when I was looking at somebody on, I think it was Twitter and they were bitching about the price of something and it was $7,500.
Maybe it was Helly's or something else.
And they were like $7,500 and way too much for people who weren't...
I thought to myself, 7500, like what gets you 7500?
Bro, that's literally like two kills.
Two kills, but maybe three.
Three kills is 7500.
Unless you're flying around in a hell of a-
I said, get people on my speedrun.
Miles Garrett's out for four weeks, wait, what?
What happened?
Oh dude, I'll never cease to amaze me with people complaining about that.
it's unbelievable all right we're going to do three of these ammo drops and then
we're good
how's your dms
I've never gotten three kills ever I'm gonna be honest bro fucking download
Minecraft I mean if that's you you know there's some things that just you know
Something just ain't meant for you. You know what I'm saying?
Like, me ordering a salad. That's just not meant for me!
You know? I'm not gonna go in there and bitch about a salad not tasting good. Fuck, I'm not a rabbit!
You know what I'm saying? Of course it doesn't taste good to me, it's bunny food!
Oh, we got a whole method.
We got a whole method.
This has been a perfect run so far.
One helicopter, 42,000 multiple drops with kills.
We're going to get the ammo as well, which means we're going to make a shit ton of money
there.
This will be a perfect run for us.
I think we're hopefully going to hit 20 before, before we start swapping Hellies, but I don't
know, I don't know what I'm going to do.
I don't know if I'm going to continue running Hellie or just do the beginning.
Yo, DevGave, thank you so much for the 20 gift that I missed your titter earlier, and
I'm sorry.
Wait, EK, hear me.
Shit!
I was trying to sign to him.
Did you guys know if Deathgaming ever broke his pinky, he would speak with a list?
I
How how how what oh
Oh shit, most- let it turn, let it turn!
NOOOOO! SAGEEE!
Shit!
Bitch puss it.
Well, you were hovering fast!
That doesn't sound like me.
Alright, what's our shit at? We are at-
God!
One more hully.
I got you, son.
What's it gonna be?
Thanks, Papa.
No problem.
Oh, it's hard to turn the...
It's hard to turn the helly.
Come on in, come on in, Courage.
Aw, shit, you don't have room, huh?
fuck
I do not have room, sorry
you fuck bitch
lady bitch
lady bitch
I lived that whole time on that drop in their tower hutch
but it was so
there was only 25 people in there
yeah
two
but you got paid
no I didn't mean
I was like I would shoot once and then have 12 people looking at me
so I kinda got reflect
I get one kill move
get one kill move
yeah
I did it
and then I'm dead
Yeah, well who's out there in the front lines and trying to get active
Yeah, I'm dropping courage off I can um I
Can come and join they have a Sam site that watch out at um
That would too that a sense. Oh, I know it's already killed me wait, they're pulling drill already what?
Yeah, they're they're fucking active over there, bro
We honestly we need to hold their progression like right now. I'm down to
I'm gonna go put a kit on and I'll meet you guys over there
Thank you, thank you. Yeah, you guys just just start wait making your way. I'm gonna go grab C4 and
Probably grenades and I'll blow in take that hold it first long as we can
I kill the blue player ratting on the way over
Try not to die till we're all there courage. I'm in the tower boys. I'm in it. You're in blue
That is the earliest I've seen a drill go up
Sure, maybe they speed ran that definitely but people are getting better at building it up to
One second boys put it get up
I'll see my Cache Cow again, unlock this good old fat piece of shit, so I'll be there in all of us.
He's still 250 meters up, it makes me sick.
I'm an LNG in tier 3 armor, I'm chug-less.
Our team is so spread on the map, it is crazy.
It's actually one of the crazier looking maps I've ever seen.
I killed five of them here.
Guys, bro.
I'm not gonna have any reses I've kind of fucked up my build here.
I'm on my way.
No, I died!
Oh fuck.
I told you not to die, Mason!
Yeah, we got people with their walls but they got a pretty nice set up, I don't even
know if we're gonna be able to get in.
Dude, they got music playing in there already, they got their shit kinda like locked in.
I
Don't know if it's we can even hop walls or anything I have C4 I have C4 I have C4 I have C4
I killed them all in the tower. I killed them all in the tower straight up
Get in boys, I'm gonna try and move this
No, they're gonna be like super delayed right now
Our team are team it's a slain big time
all right listen boys we're gonna try and hit the blue tower okay we gotta
stop them they are building like a motherfucker all right we're gonna go
push over I'm not just trying to parachute back in I think I think you
just played with us in because I can't see for the guys on you yes there was a
guy at the back of the building somewhere there's another guy near me we
just took their five I think at that tower or something our teammates are like
in there or maybe the drill this gave up I'm not sure
how's the drill doing up I killed the other guy near me and we are in that
bitch change of plans we might be jumping inside back wall and shot me you
got me one shot I don't know where he went
I
Didn't see anyone drop off
We have that whole tower yeah, they're just gonna go to the roof we take roof we take roof hold
Go down go down go go go go go go go go go go go get that roof
They missed it.
Oh, not a huge heavy crash.
That was mine. I dropped it.
Oh, okay.
I know they're very different games, but do you think WarDooks has the game to keep people on it for as long as Arc Raiders did?
Personally, I am loving this game and can't wait to see where the devs go from here.
No, I think this is gonna be
Kind of like similar to like a Bob in here. Yeah, I don't know like a friend-slop game
You know, I think it has a lot of hype. I think it's gonna last for
Multiple weeks even like a month and some change
But I mean this type of play style bro like this type of game it typically
Doesn't last that long just because like the replay loop isn't you know insane
With that being said there's nothing wrong with that, you know
There's literally nothing wrong with that at all.
I also think people just have a hard time just enjoying a game while it's fun.
You know? Like who cares? Just just play the game. Have fun. Enjoy yourself. Who
cares how long it lasts? As long as it's fun while you're playing it, you're winning.
You know so many snipers
where are they go that was actually an insane tower take I'm looking oh I see
him got the guy who you was pushing you jack yeah we got people just dropped on
roof yeah people on roof now
that us now it's a random fucking drill yeah pick up the random base it's gonna
be fully kidded the rocket early coming in rocket early coming in watch out
Yeah, so this is the Shag time project, the Shag.
Yeah, so see how they've not shown anything of this base, Mason?
We're about to go over there.
This thing is going to have anti-air impenetrable, you know what I'm saying?
Like, right.
They're taking it.
They're taking tower.
Maybe we are.
Another heli coming in.
Yeah, I'm trying to work on these helis, really.
Shit.
shit
the galil is fired by the way holy shit this thing is nice
yeah it's nice bro this rockin hilly is an issue
yeah there's AA up on the roof but the problem is that it's facing a direction
where we can't really do anything about it
Head shot of that guy, nice.
Rocket is dead.
No, he's not dead.
Rocket out of the crash, Watson.
Got it.
The car is one health.
How is that guy alive?
Car's dead.
The driver is.
Another car coming in on the outside of the wall
No
What we guys are now
Oh, it's not that tower.
Shit.
Oh!
Yeah, are there guys in there, Hutch?
They're all around us, but they're not in and yet.
I'm still holding this.
They got a blue spawn vehicle here, though.
Yeah, I'm not pushing there.
I don't know if I can get over the wall or not.
He's coming watch the Helle, yeah Southwest
Reloading
You've got to stop
Big opposite a lot of people I think I'm reloading
We need the spawn vehicle to stop moving.
Yeah.
And we're about to be in war.
You stopped, you stopped, you're really messing shit up.
Where's the fucking gate?
There were a lot of green in this area, Jack.
A lot of green.
Oh, yeah.
No, they're set up.
They're set up, for sure.
Dude, they built this up like fucking crazy, man.
What, the blue base?
Yeah, I'm in here, actually.
What did I say?
Check, drill, so we can pull.
They just drilled to the second one, OK.
Oh, shit.
Check the drill, like to use it.
Oh, that's right now, mate.
just press C
we're going to have another setup base here too mason
we're going into hell
i just died here
damn it man
you see a guy behind us on radar
i'm pushing up
Yeah, I think we're going to get overran there soon, bub.
I don't want to be anywhere in the family, I mean if we go, we're just gonna die, so.
I might just fucking send it.
You don't have to drop.
Cody, where are you at right now?
Are you on the outside?
Three snipers on the roof.
Three Mosins, I'm looking at all of them right now.
Yeah, I see that.
I'm gonna see if I can't just find a spot until I jump in.
They're pushing, brother. They're pushing.
That's a little spunk, though.
Tony, how you doing out there, Bubba?
I'm good. I'm just throwing in here.
I'm kind of camping this lawn vehicle.
Yeah. We have a guy running everyone over in a Humvee over there.
Nice.
That's like going Mason.
Aw, these guys actually know what they're doing.
A lot of bases have like a good entry.
Not these guys
You got more people landing in
She can snipe or Jack
Did you just find your way in? Yeah, Tony you want to try and make your way to me?
Yeah, I am as well I'm out of bandages. I'm gonna try and look for some
I'm gonna go to your side and try to go to a different angle and pinch.
I don't know if there's another angle though.
Help, I'm dead.
Do you have any meds? Do you have any meds, bandages?
Because as he makes it, he's 26. I have no eyes.
I have no meds.
Alright, drop him whenever you can.
I swear, like, every time I'm like,
oh my god, this is about to get moved,
we actually shot in the ass.
Jesus, I guess.
Is that a squad vehicle?
Alright, Tony, I'mma play for some meds here.
Watch my back.
That's right, that's right.
Right next to you.
Yeah, I'm gonna drive it.
I'm gonna drive it right after this.
Do you have any bandages you can drop?
I'm with you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
I need you to move I need you to move
Thank you, you're good. There's spawn trucks moving
I'm gonna go try and close this door
Where's up with him now you never walked in here once
All righty, we have officially closed the fucking door
I'm going up I'm going up for the anti-air I'm going up for or boys on it already
I just ripped him with an LMG.
Nice.
This guy has a million backpacks right here.
I think he blew up.
Nice. I'm good right now.
You're feds? Okay.
Good right now, good right now.
More 5.66.
Oh, there's a guy on my body, on my body. There's a fucking guy here.
I saw that, I saw that.
Down to the left behind the...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a little bit.
I see him.
Underneath me now.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm just such bad timing, bro.
Oh! Nice!
Res, res, res!
I-I need to stop, like, pushing angles like that. I just need to hold.
I try and, like, get a better angle and I just get peaked and die.
Fuck!
I'm back, Tony. Literally the second I mantled that window, I died.
I'm up, I'm up.
RESPAY! RESPAY!
Yo, we should check drill, we should pull this bitch.
I'm gonna go down there and see if we can't pull.
I don't know how any builders can't get out.
Oh! Get the fuck out of the way!
They're all out all out in the trees
They should have a drill here, I think as they pulled it initially
Our Humvees running them over in the trees
Yeah, what does the drill look like?
All right, I think after you guys like we can turn all focus to green by the way. What does the drill look like?
You blew it up. Oh, I blew it up fuck I'll help out the train
I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'll see if I have any meds I don't
You can drag me down probably really quickly.
Yeah, I'm gonna try.
Fuck yes, thank you, bro.
No problem.
There were D-Fibs on the body.
I think we're okay right here.
I did steal your bandages, so I apologize in advance.
There's a back with literally the guys in the queue.
It was D-Fibs and all the entire backpack of bandages.
Sick.
and all met the entire backpack of them sick I accidentally while trying to kill
the guy you killed you I see for their drill so we have no more drill nice nice
there you see the same thing I just saw
Nate we're trying to Nate us from behind the wall time to fuck shit up war
dogs where's that bag at it's one of these two I think it's
out now this one right here there's a bunch of bandages on it I'm getting told
they're in.
Get told.
Nice.
Don't ever get in the heli with someone in Krispy. He might be the worst player in the game.
Oh don't worry, there's something going on in this lobby that is fishy.
Wait, what do you mean?
What's happening?
I don't know, I'm just going to let it play out for a second.
It's not scary, it's not bad.
I'm just going to...
For now we just keep going.
Don't worry.
Alright.
But we'll see.
We'll see what happens.
Helly, not ours, fuck.
Dead again.
Intiair got it.
I
Sniper up in the house
Be careful Jack this mortar is coming straight in I grind on that tank actually
They're about to push our boy
Hell yeah
Insidiant you might want to move that I'm gonna move it. I'm gonna move it. I'm gonna get you. I think you thank you
Someone already dialed on it. That's a crazy by the way
Yeah, they were like they were they've been shooting rain greens falling again. I
Encourages right we're gonna have to leave we have a heli we can leave out of Tony you want to get out of here
Yeah, I kind of need to go back to base and resupply. There's some guys up on the hell there
Yeah, I mean we have a heli we can go back to base and then go
this green team is insane by the way I think we're wasting a lot of time by now
behind me they jumped the wall they jumped the wall behind Tony behind behind
behind wait I see their respawn people right in front of me oh you're the last
man alive in the base Tony he's gonna walk up on you no there's more there's
more there's more as soon as I fucking drop look at it come on
holy mortars here Jack I'm gonna try to get to I we this game I think this
team is about to legitimately not lose a single point for the rest of the game
yeah we're gonna try and leave her in a second rain team is so set up it's the
most ever see the team in this game yeah shit
they're trying to get back to that tower and kill those mortars face and they
have two police staff drill Tony I'm leaving I'm going with or without you
you coming or not yeah yeah where's that way was that way back pulling it up
they just I don't think we're going on here not what the fuck is wrong with you
You know what get over here. This is what you get
Now don't you run don't you run the hell's wrong with you
You just destroyed my only way out of here you fucking asshole
Bastard, I hate you stop residence
I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER!
NOOOO!
I hate you.
get the discord idiot bro peanut peanut flew his fucking helicopter into the
helicopter we were trying to leave out of and just dive bombed it so we're
stuck here and I'm getting farmed they're inside they're inside with a
mozen inside with a mozen same place that guy killed you at same place the guy
I killed you out on that wall.
I have 43 in there, Jack, where do you want to go?
I'm going to say something crazy.
Do we try to go with their back?
Literally where you died, and the guy was,
I was trying to kill him when he killed me.
OK, yeah, yeah.
Out here, Mason.
We can't go to that other tower.
It's a death bush.
I think if you go.
Yo, do you have any meds?
Do you have any meds?
Yeah.
What's that happening?
Thank you so much. Oh
My gosh, she's gonna be so close
Are you out there
Give me out. Give me out. I've been saying this for 30 fucking minutes, but we refuse to leave. I'm leaving
I'm leaving
Where are they at you say green has a tower where so so so green has their their main tower where the drill currently is is their
Ultimate crazy base. They also have a fob set up over here with anti air. I just killed one off of it
Mason I'm trying to like you know this Bob a little bit while that drills there that base that they're currently at is basically impenetrable
So I'm like, let's at least maybe try to cut off their other drill for being supported.
They're just going to pull again.
We got to go to that green base, boys.
No, I'm getting sniped, Jack.
Top right out.
Oh, fuck.
Top right, red lights.
Oh, my god.
Right over there.
Damn, that fucking...
Dude, you are so inspirational, brother.
You have done some awesome things over the last 30 months of me watching.
watch it the community is huge now and it's all because of your hard work and you did it all while
having a disability i knew it was coming but the end of leg that is and gets you to i fucking knew
it i knew it was too good to be true i hit him
Fuck you, but also thank you
Must love man, leave us up
He'd be pruning himself. Why you might look at it?
Oh man, there's so many on power three now
all right i made him jump
i'm on my march upwards boys
yeah we only have 13 in the zone right now
Oh
Holy crap, this is a great this is crazy game
Yeah, I'm like that's on the problem is that it's on the tower. That's really good
Yeah, no, and then this is the this is now like you're seeing these gobs here like dude
You can win a whole game of this if you have a six-man squad of Lodgy runners in great both. If you just win
That's what that's what's happening right now
I'm up on this wall
Are you inside there Mason? Oh, I found the way in I found the way in
Oh
Hell yeah, bubba space and dropping in right now
Can you two shut the fuck up when the hell are you guys you're a fucking nowhere
I'm you know I'm you know I'm you know I'm you know I'm you know they're fucking talking about but looking at the wall of bees out in the trees
I'm in hell!
Damn it!
I don't even know what the fuck they're talking about!
Fuck!
Take me back to the green tower.
Shit!
Well, I was gonna blow the damn door off.
I gotta have a chance of pushing in there, but...
but maybe I just sit in the corner and jack myself off
holy shit yeah binoculars huh just checking out some birds
hell yeah hell yeah
Oh, that is not good.
I don't know what we do about that.
I want to get a two.
I'm so close.
I'm 5K XP away, less than 5K.
4,333K XP away.
Oh my god.
of that's gonna cause it it could be a hardware thing too but wait what's going on with you
Tony my game crashed again like i had two crashes already hey i'm gonna seat them i'm gonna seat them
you know
I mean worst case I am I am old one oh
I just running out for the one guy into the trees boys yeah one guy in the
trees just running out here for me hard rock
Make sense make sense make sense make sense see on the other side I
Don't have backup bro symphonies about as useful as a shit flavored lollipop
Encourage if he talked as much as he if he shot as much of it as he talked we wouldn't lose a game ever
So we're just in in hell. We're in hell. We lost Tony
Well, hey, I'm down to back out Tony. You want us to back out for you?
Yeah, all right, wait a second though. I'm gonna run the bathroom. Okay, we'll wait
Sounds good
Yeah, but I can't drive the heli they they have they built such a good father
I don't I don't think it's even worth pulling a heli out
Even if we go machine gun heli, they're just gonna they got a they got rockets they got everything over there
Hunter Street's war dogs like exercise as soon as it becomes difficulty stun.
Oh man, fuck you buddy.
in a great spot to catch that.
Yo, can you take us to where the zone is going?
There's that one guy, it looks like it's heading to
south
Please don't shoot me. Please don't shoot me. Please don't shoot me. Please don't shoot me. Please don't shoot me
Nice
Dude that base there are so many there's so jack-o'-lock
I think I'm supposed to be looking at this one in the whole zone
There's so many, dude, there's literally so many fucking people over here
Oh, that was...
That was peanut that whole time?
Oh, that was... that was... that was again...
Fucking crackhead.
He's a psycho.
Bro, they pulled again!
Yeah, this is it. This is, uh...
This is how the game is right now.
Or the, like, the meta...
What are we gonna pull to?
The same one. They have three drills at the same location,
and there's no cooldown on that, so...
You know, they just wanna pick it up.
Oh, shit.
godbase and if we don't run like equal logi slash building you know damn that's
insanity I get it now so they just had they can just keep calling cuz the
drills that's why like that was sick when we took out blue but like you got a
kind of neutralized blue and then get it I did not know you can have that many
in one spot. Yeah. Damn. And now they've got fucking Fort Knox with
Max dual. I mean, if we let them do it. Yeah, you do it,
dude. You know what I'm saying? You fucking do it. We need to be
having fobs be built in like random locations that can
artillery this. Right.
Fuck you, Pete. Don't do it. Dude, bro, Pete, I'm literally going to remove you off my fucking
friends list. You absolute talk sucker. I am going to remove you! You fucking bitch!
Get the fuck away from me! You bastard! Fuck you!
Oh
No, I think
That's feeling what it's like with the streets that was in his game
Whatever that one guy fucks with them and then another guy fucks with it
He's still pissed at that one guy now. He's feeling what it's like
Oh, bro, we're so fucked. Oh, sorry about that
That's it.
What's up?
I legitimately, I can't get close to their base boys.
It's just over.
I can't get close.
Are you guys going in?
What just happened?
What the hell is that?
My RPG is fully glitched.
My RPG is fully glitched.
I went to go ADS and just shot before.
We're breaking the door right now.
I'm out of rockets, Payson.
Oh no.
I have C4 but I just did.
They're all looking at me.
I'm gonna try and rotate to you guys.
Alright, I'm back fellas.
You guys staying in there or are you backing out?
I think Mason and I would like to play out just the last little bit of this life because
we're kind of like at the bottom of their base.
Okay.
I think you just got C4, it's dead, it's down.
Alright, get ready.
fucking use the bandage
oh no I don't want to ride on the right
got him, got him, got him
hit him, hit him
watch we got this side glass it open
I'm trying to get there, I'm trying to get there
okay we good
We're getting a little birdie now, that's crazy.
Haha, no way.
Horned dog, I have no idea.
No, no, I'm dead.
The fucking hell he got me.
Horned dog just took me out.
He got me kidding.
Fuck you guys, hold your act of the time though.
I'm just here.
Oh my gosh, this is a heli stream
Okay
I'm about to throw C4 over the fucking wall just hope it hits something those fuckers in those towers are so hard to see
Triple smoke you guys and run over
Holy fuck, holy fuck.
I'm doing everything I can to shoot this fucker in the air.
Shoot the little bird!
Oh, there's a nade.
Everyone's dead.
Oh
They fuck this is insane
Yo, I have C4 we can blow through a different we can blow through a different wall
They pulled again
There's so many green on the walls now
holy shit it's funny the most like stacked like I like this what you were
talking about earlier in the game yes yes wait I'm gonna vouch remember when
we were up 35 to 30 and they told me the drill from the one to the other and I
legitimately said we are never gonna get another point in this I remember I
saw the state of our base I saw how they were set up and I just I've seen it
enough now where we wiped out blue, while we were wiping out blue, green was building a mega base and
mortaring the absolute fuck out of our base. So there was no blue base, no red base, and they had
four drills built with two god bases at the stadium and they were like, we're never gonna score again,
we'll never score again. I think the only way you can counter this much is if we have really good
builders and logic people, right? And we build random thoughts on the map, like we need it,
Basically, we need like four or five cops that have mortars set up. So if one of our bases blows up, we can counter for another one, you know what I'm saying?
That means we need at least like two people who all they're doing is running logic, two or three.
Yeah.
And I'm down to do it. And I know you're down, but like, we can't really rely on the rest of our team.
I mean, they were just a better team than Mark and Mason or shooters.
So it's like, and that's, so it's like, they're just a great team.
Yeah, they were just, they were just better.
Fuck, unless you have a team, unless you have a team or two people on your team
who are legitimately down to buy logistics, the whole game, if they happen,
you don't, this is what's going to happen.
And it's really not a person's fault.
That's just the truth.
That is insane.
I'm going to see if I can't while this game is inevitably ending.
I'm gonna go and and try and get level 20 on my flight so that I can I can't do it with the minigun
But I can do it with the rockets
The minigun is just not I'm not good enough at it to be able to stop teams like that
Yeah, okay, so we just pulled real so
And hold on hold on but okay, but now see how we just pulled drill that caught them off guard
Look what our guys did look where they built this random ass fob that no one's seen you know what I'm saying
Yeah, we're doing the strats and that that that is how the game's developing. It's like it's a drill
They're about to be useless
No, no drills are everything. It's uh, you know what's gonna be useless is the towers
I'm saying like
Like the the tower areas. Yeah, those are way more useless
got it so it's better to build something in a random spot on the edge of the
zone than it is to take a tower 100% like all those normal spawn starts we do
hutch where you we'd be building at the tower you'd be dropping shit completely
useless now got it I think now we do that but we go and pick a good ass spot
and this and that specifically like on the edges where they might be tough for
their mortars to reach yeah I want to go to see this little base that they built
I'm gonna run over and see like it's bad it's bad it's bad okay so like that's
high ground all around it exactly with our team do it something exactly it
does the job that we needed it to be done I mean it's really cool to be it's
cool to be learning and I'm liking seeing how the game develops it's just I
I think the flip of these games now is gonna be if you got a builder or a really good builder or not, you know
So I was just talking about this
People don't have everything unlocked yet. It's too is way too early to tell
Like right now mortars and bases feel super strong. What happens when people have tanks attack helicopters artillery tanks like
It's way too early. I felt like every day we've played a new thing has felt really under strong
And then the next day people unlock more stuff, and it's totally different. Yeah
Like just just two days ago. We were talking about how everyone was just holding down drills now. They're useless. Yeah, I
Like that. That's cool every day is different
Yeah, we got to see when everyone has you know all the stuff in the game unlock and then you'll know really cuz you have to think
That's a great point
You have to think if they if you're building up on a destroyable structures, which is everything in the building
Like when you physically build instead of building at the drills tanks are just going to be able to wipe you out completely with so ease.
Farm you or you get three dudes with artillery tanks and they spam your whole base and just level it if you have your whole team in the base.
Yeah literally.
You can shoot those tanks from 2.6 kilometers away.
You can have guys spawn in artillery tanks and nuke their whole base like instantly.
Yep.
so I think it's just it's too early to tell and like stuff is gonna feel really
strong each day until people start unlocking other things that counter it
or then feel really strong and I don't think we know yet. I'm sure at some point there will be a meta and things love to be balanced right now and it's like shifting towards me.
No, we just need to hire this guy their team he's got a hundred fifty-five K with zero kills. That's who we need
Yep, that's the lobby runner
Like the physical drills like these these are the towers I should say the towers are
Useless, I think right. I think they're still gonna work
They're using this time to replenish their main base picks up their shit, you know I'm saying
like they're by 40 points and then they instantly pull zone once this stop
pulling back to their God base and then they just went off that one so the best
thing we could do is in theory yeah keep trying to cripple their base yes yeah
exactly that's what you're gonna say yeah Tony are you back in this yeah yeah
yeah but things I'm out I'll just do wadi runs or something right now in
another game. I'm trying to I'm trying to get support XP so yeah I'm that's all
I'm doing I'm gonna be honest I'm just lodging it up in this game as well I need
that level 20 bro I need it I need it so bad
Yeah, see, I see them right now, we're punishing their main base.
Really?
Yep.
I know, 4k more XP, man. We're so close.
What would be faster, doing this or flying into Helly, the other Helly?
No, 20 pilot.
I
Just get you I'm scared or what I
Just landed in their bases in like a sick place spot or in front of my food
It's just I don't think as I look at guys to sprint to me
Now suffer my channels either like this is the worst day of work on but I've ever had
Every bad like I'm no one I can have it's happening to me today
Oh, this hally is just fucking up everyone's info right now.
How long has 8 kills of 9 deaths?
Where is that coming from?
And this is the frustrating part as well, is like all this is happening, right?
was hitting us so we went to blue fucked them up now we're hitting green blue
has nine points and they are still sitting on their fucking fob launching
anti-air missiles
hey don't give a fuck
bastards completely for fobs the moment the first person unlocks the arty
truck yeah I don't disagree
I know dude blue is just chaos they're throwing wrenches and washing machines
That's all they do over there
And they're pulling again bro they made another random drill that's the original one that's
the original one that's the one that Mason and I went and crippled earlier it's a two
man to stop this and now they re took that you're saying you can build the
drills inside of hangers
really yeah
or like I'm inside of some buildings
was a mess up by them we're so close I just want level 20 man that's all I
want we're so close we're so close we're so close you know we could do chat we
could go I can pull out the other helly we go fuck up the blue base don't want
to do that I'm fucking driving at it no one my luck they're gonna have a over
they're like crazy but I hate these
logi runs I like them at the very beginning
of the game but right now it's just like
worthless I'm like I'm gonna do it
you go grab that help come on come on
get another heli or swapping why aren't
you at the discord get the discord dumbass
i still think this is it get get binoculars get binoculars
let me show you yeah get binoculars what
i honestly might need more flares than this
Oh lord, oh lord, do you get this near chat?
Yo, I'm negative 5, hey, this round.
Thank you, sir.
Appreciate you.
Thank you, sir.
He is to help fund your nipple surgery.
My brother is just doing the time-tracked in.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
I'm already.
My brother is just a little bit on a track dude.
Ah, it don't happen!
It don't happen!
I'm ready!
I'm ready!
It's over here!
I'm ready!
What the hell is this?
Where's the whiz?
Get in! Get in!
I'm ready!
It's locked!
See, it's locked!
But it's locked!
I also got this pistol.
Just in case.
It's a little frisky out there.
We're gonna go hit the blue tower cause fuck them.
They cost us this pay for us this game boss.
That's okay, we'll get them.
I can't see really quickly.
What am I hitting C for?
Hi.
Hey T.
What are you doing?
I'm awake right now boss.
You staying up all day again?
Yeah, I slept for two hours, and then I hopped back on.
That's it, that's the story, that's all?
That's everything that happened.
You know if there's anything else true for us.
Oh, you're wonderful, boss.
I'll respond so many people with these binoculars.
Oh, yeah, you're ready. We're gonna hit these blue stunts of bitches
I love you are you ready
Hey, hey, he's dead.
Damn, spawned one.
guys dead down there
guys dead there
you see anyone boss
There's one below it, yeah, yeah, what at the front right here?
Uh, on our wall.
He's unpacking the supplies.
Oh, good heavens!
Hey, hey, is that again?
Good work, Mr. Hudson. I knew you could do it.
These sons of bitches.
Do my special little gum drop, you know that?
Don't call me your special little gum drop.
He's dead.
There's going to be another one there.
Dead.
Nice
These little sons of bitches
Got it
I killed both those guys I got 60 more shots games about there and we're gonna die here
I
You want to go see the green base, I know you've been flyers. Let's go take a look at it. Oh wait
Let's go take a little pee
Did we get 20?
We got 20, guys!
I want you to double-stodge.
I won't let the green win.
I'll kill you.
I'm trying to double-stodge.
You need the red?
Don't you worry.
Don't you worry.
Is this it right here?
This is it.
Hey, we're going to kill that sniper, bro.
Get ready.
Is this ready?
It's been a journey, my friend.
I'm going to make it.
I'm going to make it.
I'm going to make it.
I'm going to make it.
I'm going to make it.
I'm going to make it.
It's been a journey, my friend. I'm gonna miss you!
Fuckin' load-ups! Fuckin'-ups!
Yeah! Fuck you!
We got him, Pete!
Oh, I lost 1800 for killin' Peter! Fuck!
We got him we got him
Wait wait, we're actually we're pulling the drone right now. We're pulling the shit
We might be able to win boss come on let's go
hold on gentlemen are we not doing this game we're bringing this back hold on
now hold on this green base oh no they got a rocket heli over here now I'm
coming I'm coming I'm coming I just unlocked the rocket heli 250k let's go
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming we got a we got an anti air set up though they
might be able to shoot it down hey it's over here be no they pulled wrong they
pulled real I don't you hear get in I need some fucking C4 bro how how the
how the fuck did they pull it I thought we pulled it I think the rocket
Hell he might have destroyed our drill.
No way!
I think he did.
I'm trying to infiltrate their fucking base.
I'm going, I'm going.
I'm going with the rocket, Helly.
He's going to run at his own.
I'm going to clear that bitch out as much as I can, boys.
Lock in!
Pretty not locked in!
I'm going to get the gun right now, so.
I'm sorry I was stabbed out, John.
I'm locked in for a second.
I'm trying to get in.
Hey, see, he's going to get the full wrap for a minute.
Like don't even try to shoot.
Let us, let us catch up.
Let's get bodies on the outside.
Yeah.
We're rallying.
Reach over that up.
Oh!
Oh!
There we go, yeah.
We're even fighting on a second punch right now.
See that?
There it is.
They're fighting for that right top.
This is our chance.
Putch, if you can blow down one of these doors, bro,
get us in. All right. We can act like we're back in the game right now with this glitch.
We have to get our bodies in here.
I'm looking, B. I'm looking. I'm looking, Jack. I'm looking. I'm not seeing anything.
I don't know where they are. I'm looking, Jack. I'm looking.
Just keep trying to shell that base.
I want to check up on my life!
Open the front doors, just try to get us an entrance.
Okay.
I'll open the blue doors.
Yep.
Good job, sir.
One point.
Don't you need me, Jack, with that same tower or what?
Same tower, right now.
Remember we did the blue to start getting in.
I'm smoking up, boys! I'm smoking up!
Get in there!
We need to weigh in.
They're gonna C4, get us in there, get us in there.
All right, I'll try and blow the door.
Where is it?
We need logic, we need fuel, fuel and a new drill.
We got multiple helis, you got so many people jumping out.
You got so many people jumping out, I'm going for them.
I miss, I'm out of ammo, I'm out of ammo.
Fuck, we can't get in, we have no entrance,
so we're gonna C4.
Well they're all dead inside as well.
Oh my god.
There's no way in, fuck.
Oh dude, there's so many hellies.
Just, just delay boys.
I'll be back. Just delay. Just delay.
I should have hit the drills.
Wait chat, I can blow the wall off with the rockets.
Jack, this is risky, but I'm gonna try and...
I'm sorry it should be pretty but not clear but I mean dude I killed so many
inside. I'll be right back boys. Just live. I'm killing the reinforcements. Yes! I'll blow the doors
when I get back. I'm about the Trojan horse this shit. Fucking fucking hell. The spot I'm in right now is crazy.
I'm about to trojan horse this shit, bro.
Not even kidding.
We can win this, we can win this, we can win this, we can win this.
We're rallying, we're rallying!
I'm on my way back now!
I'm in the tower, gentlemen. I'm in the fucking tower.
Nice, nice, nice.
Mason, I'm trying to wait and see if they open this door.
Once we take it, once we take it, courage, make it double check and see if we can
repull at their drill. I already typed, two minutes ago, I already
typed two minutes ago to see if we can get a drill set up. A backup drill and then
yes, if we can repull here. We're cutting off their supplies, I don't know how much
fuel they'll have. Right now we take this as our own. We actually can 100% win this
game based off the map right now. Yep, yep, yep. From my understanding of this shit,
We have multiple drills
See yo check the check um we need a fob we need yo we need to hack the fob right now. Are they alive or no?
Yeah, oh, we're so you're still killing okay yell up someone to hack the fob and I can go do it fuck it
I'm coming back boys. I'm coming back. I'm here. I'm hacking hutch hutch. They're on this hill. Oh my god
We're doing it. I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it
Wow, we fully took it over. Holy shit.
I have one green, one green in the zone, one green.
I'm looking, I'm looking.
Oh my god.
There's zero green players in the whole zone.
Okay, watch the heli's letting out move, heli's letting out move.
Yeah, I've heard, heard, heard, heard, heard, heard.
Putch, hear me out here, Putch, hear me out.
Yeah.
Their secondary base where they're going to fall back to is this fob right here at the stadium.
Wait, you got a big-
I got to triple that anti-hair.
You got it, you got it, you got it.
go cripple that I see people they let it out in these hills yep yep I'm looking
at a look at a sec
41 the one week we can totally win this right now this Bob is taking over they're
gonna try to build a backup Bob I think that's 100% gonna be their play
keep the doors shut boys keep the doors shut and get on the anti air shoot down the reinforcements
I am I'm fucking them up I'm fucking them up
no our team pulled drill our team pulled the drill
what they pulled it across the map
I thought it's all right I need to reload anyways
what okay if you gotta reload go replenish our new drill they're pulling it away from us
our team might have fucked up okay got it
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Get another Heli now.
No, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
It's honestly not a bad thing.
That death, obviously I fucked up, but it's a good death.
Basin.
Yep, yep, yep.
We need all the rockets.
Even though the fobs pulling away,
Or it's the help the go things going away. I think we stay here. You wanna stay here. Okay
I think we stay here and don't let them retake this foothold and let our let our randoms go
You know I'm saying get in get in
Get in I
Think a big play here is gonna be down get on that roof. That's how they're gonna get in I think
Five people in zone. We can't let them reestablish the foothold right now
Yeah, no, I hear you. I'm also I'll say for sure. Wait. Hell you above us. Hell you directly above us
Yeah, you want me with you courage or I'll check our Bob make sure it's okay
No, I'm coming straight to you right now still we're flying right now. Okay. You let me know when you know
Watch you just make sure they can that blue doesn't get enough numbers in that hot so you got it
And then Mason the moment that that drills done pulling on me back here
Oh, I was trying to get back in there's one guy on me. Look at me right now. Well, that's good. Yeah
I'm running you right now. I'm gonna rescue right now. Yeah
Yeah, kill a bunch, it should be relatively clear.
Yeah, we're still only 5 green.
We are 100% going to win this game based off the map right now.
The moment that this is breeding native, I'm running.
I'm going to smoke by our team.
Get in with me, get in with me, get in with me quick.
Close that on me.
You're good?
Holy shit, I didn't see more points.
You're sort of right outside, he's right outside.
Okay, um, keep the doors closed.
Drill back here the moment we can.
We having a fuel?
Okay, where's our problem over here?
We did, we have fuel.
A lot of green coming in right now.
A lot of green.
I don't have, I don't have a hammer.
Wait, check the fog, check the fog, bro.
Touch me, back over here.
Yep, heard.
I'm just I mean blue is literally nine points sitting at their base with anti air high. Don't worry. Don't worry
Just keep off that side of the map now. We're good fucking absolute Tarbs Mason
Mason, I need you to go check the other side of the zone
When you're done where you're sure like the other side of our fob
I think that they're set up right now. Yeah, people are dying. Yeah, we're starting to die
We're starting to die. All right, yo guys play in the walls play in the wall. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming
Hutch, we saw the anti-air controlled here.
He's wearing this fob.
Got it.
Yo, you're on resable two-click, you gotta bleed out.
Garcia, you good over here?
They're inside, Mason, inside the set of the fob.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Hutch, still on that same hillside.
Yep, I'm not worried about Blue.
Blue is actually challenged by him heading straight to you.
Yeah, I'm heading straight to you.
Oh my god.
We got that teammate, we need to get the rest of this right now.
Right on me, right on me, right on me.
Our fob is so good.
Boys, we can do this.
Can we?
Oh my god, we got one.
We're going to do this, we're going to do this, we're going to do this.
We have to re-we need a hammer.
Are, are doors, are there broken doors right now, guys?
Yes, yes, they see poured in on this, uh, on this east side here.
Does anyone have a hammer?
Is anyone having a hammer?
On my way, on my way.
We need a hammer.
Rolling up now
Where are they throw pings?
Just outside. I think the west side of our base got it. Oh, we have a broken wall. I got a job
I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking and I'll see anything
You got people getting dropped towards pull
Still looking West side looks okay
Okay, Mason this back side is open. I think this is what we need to hold right now big time
bodies for a hammer
Don't say sure now
I
Got a large hammer I'm replenishing the walls
Come cover me guys come cover me please
And more points
Everyone is dead.
He's got to get a bag of tree, yes.
Watch out for the skies looking.
Skies are good. Skies are good. Skies are good.
He's chasing off birds.
Have you rechecked that base by the stadium?
No.
That's why we're trying to get a foothold right now.
Go check a drill.
Got it.
Got it, got it, got it.
We got a respawn beacon coming in. I got to destroy this.
Our drill is gonna go away very soon. I think we need to get ready to hit it again.
Yeah, I'm killing this bond.
Holy shit!
Green sign to get more numbers then, but...
I
Spawn vehicle dead before it got there
So you did shit and good shit
All right, all right
I have two people currently sitting on the drills being ready to pull
I'm gonna I'm gonna go for I'm gonna go for a refill
Yeah, I'm going for a refill go for a refill go for a refill clutch bring your helly here right away
Every now on the team Mason get back up here to Ken
Yeah, if you're near people, tell them all to come up here right now.
Yep.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
30 seconds 45 seconds keep playing at north side of this we're gonna hold it though I
think so too I think you guys are gonna win before I get there I think maybe if anything
hutch check give cover to the hot zone right now because it's still so far away yeah you
got it like clear out any any stragglers there
tell me coming in at us coming
spraying it right away it's a it's a minigun heli on my way back now I
air get on the anti air again big green death big green that just lost it
that just lost it I'm looking I'm looking at me I'm
Oh my god.
They choked! They choked so bad!
I'm actually starting to get a really good understanding of how this game
flows.
Nah, you went fucking crazy.
Holy shit.
Yeah, it just fully threw.
Pudge, good shit in the hell, you Mason. Way to fucking live in there and be a
fucking...
Oh my gosh.
Shit.
We never you'd once they lost their foot all it was over bro
I'm telling you you see how you see how our whole game changed though boys when our team set up that random fucking
Clive in the middle of nowhere and fold that one take completely changed everything
Yeah, you need to have you need to have random ass bases now. No, we no longer build any base of a tower
You're a complete drone if you build a base. We got a heli coming in
What was it 99 to 50 like it was 99
Dropping in West Side Hutch. Yeah, I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying
I'm looking they start running up. They die
Hell he did
dead I just saw the guy crash that's fucking oh boys wait oh that was the
best game that was the best game yeah
holy fuck holy fuck wait a play hutch wait a minute look at the look watch it
Watch it, watch it, watch it!
Oh my god!
Holy shit, dude!
I love not being in that team of builders and us three right there calming and working together.
Look over that game.
Holy- Bro, I didn't even thought it was over.
Hutch was ready to leave the game.
I did.
I tried to leave the game multiple times.
Shut out the courage JD locking me back in
That was
My uh, my heli drop offs right now. That was
Insane that was insane. Hey now as well courage
You know what was a big shift for me was I unlocked the the rocket heli because I was doing those
And I was able to go over there and actually take them off of the roof and off of the AA within
seconds, bro
Literally you unlock the rocket heli at the perfect moment. Yeah, it flipped it unironically the perfect moment
It flipped it
That was awesome
Holy shit
Mason and I were like you're off. How good their building was bro
They had so many supplies at that base. We could have stayed there forever. We were never losing that base
We could have played to 200. I should have looked at the money. I guarantee you there's people pushing 200k
I'm just lodging for that team. Oh
Yeah
Let's back out. Let me see peanut. Are you trying to join in with us?
Peanut was doing something devious that game as well because at the end they were all going fuck you peanut
he did something bro I I wasn't doing anything devious in terms of helping our
team I just built a loud speaker. Oh no we didn't see you crashing helicopters like a man-man.
No that never happened but what I'm just talking about is I built a loud speaker
inside the red base and started just talking about the weather and stuff but I
It's boosted the morale so in reality I think I won the game for the red team by boosting the red teams
Dude, I
Cannot believe we won that game, bro
That'll be tough to me
That was awesome. That was fucking awesome. We'll welcome in Pete. Good morning. Oh
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Great morning. Great morning
Have you guys been winning all today's at the first win?
I don't know yeah, it's been rough today has been a rough day, but that made it all up that made it all up
All right, I'm waiting for whatever you say server. I think a symphony is taking a piss
The third feeder. I'm not sure give me a heads up
You don't have any arms and
legs. You hold it with your
mouth. Well, I have my ways.
Mr. I've got my ways, Mr.
By the way, what do you need
pilot level 24 except for the
rocket? Helly the rocket? Helly
and it is disgusting. It's just
a it's a lot more fun because
on anti air whatever with the rocket heli you're destroying other helis you're destroying actual
base builds people cars i mean it's dude it's so much fun people in cars yes yeah are you gonna
yeah watch wings look at the havoc wings look at the havoc i flew it today earlier i'm gonna be
honest i like the little bird better the havoc you just can't you can't move around in it it's
It's obviously better, but I enjoy flying.
It's not as maneuver- Yeah, the little birds
can be more fun to fly, but when you have a coordinated duo
and an attack heli, it's pretty-
Oh, dude.
I bet.
It's pretty fucking sick, yeah.
I can't believe that.
That guy has pushed level 35 already.
I'm gonna drop off this last creep.
Hariga, town name.
Yeah, that was me was doing it.
Oh, my God.
I got him too. I got I got him. That was the perfect
comic. I thought I'd break something for a second there.
Bro, we were sitting there. I was like, let's get out of here.
And all of a sudden some dick bag flies into the helicopter.
We were trying to leave out of and it was peanut.
Wizard Frank, Wizard Frank, I got you good.
All right, Tony are you ready the servers are filling up quick?
Right now
All right, I'm double-checking
Alrighty, we are joining now. I'm hiding in general. Okay here here
And we're going on we're gonna make it hard for ourselves
Fuck it, I'll just say it blue team blue team blue team blue team blue team. I like it. I
think that's good sometimes. Yeah, we'll challenge. Yeah.
Yeah, we're not gonna any blue team is absolutely fucking morons. They're so bad.
They're talking about their favorite animates right now. I'm in. You guys in?
All right, let's do it.
Oh, he's playing?
Oh, yeah, I'm playing.
I'm playing last match.
Two was there, Mike.
I was there, Mike.
Well, it's...
It was, Mike.
Somebody might call that playing.
Somebody might call that playing.
Mike, all that...
Mike, switch to your camera.
You're playing with an exaggeration.
Yeah.
With Mr. Hunt.
There's a big difference...
Yeah, all this stuff.
...between playing and just terrorism, Pete.
And at one point I'm pretty sure you were on the other side of that spectrum.
Well, tell that to Al Qaeda.
Well, it's Al Qaeda.
Al Qaeda.
No, no, no, why why why are you? Why are you flipping bro? Why?
Why are you flipping? I landed it perfectly.
Wait, are you gonna start a game?
Yeah, you gave us the right to ride.
Yeah, you definitely are in a different server.
We're all in a different server on the same team.
Alright, backing out.
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
Hold on, man.
How does Hunch tell us the server to join, and we all end up in the same one?
Bro, I legitimately clicked on that server.
server I must have went to the one above it maybe sorry about may have a bit of the dyslexia as well
it's easier to click on the server personal two squares on the server ID copy and then piece
out of the general chat that way we're all the same one for sure whoa whoa whoa whoa how would you
just say I'd do that and then I oh my gosh I never knew that yeah you click that little button of
copy it automatically and then you bam you just paste it right there oh that's sick off of that
Yeah, we do you press so we just press join ID at the bottom left and you type that any piece of it
Wow
That was awesome. Yeah, the blue team just kind of you know being on the blue team I
Instantly forgot how to fly same blue team same thing for should be clear. I'm in queue. All right backing out backing out backing out
I'm out again, I'm out again.
Okay.
I'm just trying to stand those
foolish servers, boys.
Yeah, it's gonna be hard to snipe into with five people.
When you send that server ID, you don't even need to switch regions or whatever, you can just send that and...
Yeah, that is sick. That is pretty badass.
So smart. It's unbelievable.
Hey, hey.
I think you could say thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Many of said that you are not the first.
You're not the first.
Thank you.
Good.
Very few.
Very few of said that.
Very few.
Very few.
Yeah, they're all full.
We're going to have to go play on the city.
Matt boys.
Apologies in advance.
Yes.
Was that a.
Yeah.
No, I think Zastaphone is the worst one.
You just call him.
All right.
I didn't copy it.
I didn't copy it.
Same thing, Blue Team.
We just...
Oh, my God.
I apologize.
Oh, my.
I apologize.
I apologize.
I apologize.
I apologize.
I'm sorry.
Is that a real number?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
It is.
It's a real number.
What the hell?
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
five of ten
All right backing out this is hell. I'll join I'll join an empty one
I'm not gonna empty one. It's gonna join an empty one and don't show
And then do a different region. We're good. Yeah, I'll still work
It's gonna fill up so fast. There's so many people playing this game
Dude how insane is that?
It's crazy. They had 400 something for something. There you go codes in there boys. Hey
20 by a D. Yeah, steam charts hit 400 yesterday and steam peaks typically like two and a half
hours from now.
So they should hit a new, they should hit a new peak today.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I feel like the launch day they might have cooked it if they didn't have the server issues.
Yeah, but like, dude, people just don't understand.
I know.
bad the DDoS stuff is for all games not just WarDogs.
You guys also understand a lot of people.
Alright we're all set.
Wait don't shut up.
I shouldn't even say it.
A lot of people are fucking idiots.
Well that's part of the equation.
It's a multi-variable equation.
I just called people out there on Twitter.
I'd get a quarter-fifth of an idiot.
You want to make a squad?
Yeah you go ahead and make it.
It's so funny no, I didn't go oh
Peanut you in here
He said I saw you what's up. Are you doing your you getting server and everything lined up for Monday?
I've got a shiver already. Why we have I don't know if you saw the tweet, but
community servers because they kind of screwed everybody with how it was set up
they're gonna have an XP bonus starting Monday or I think it's Monday really
yeah they're given so basically the community servers they know that it's
like hard to find them and they usually filter to the bottom so and like an
apology in the new update they're doing all community servers that have
spooled up are gonna have an XP and a cash bonus by playing on them to help
push community servers a little bit it's also gonna be easier to find them
really cool yeah it's already right it's not right now we're gonna go fuck
out also I don't know the exact logistic of it I am having some stuff done in
the back it I'm gonna be hosting a sleeper thing a treatment here very
Yeah
One more one more see
He's making the squad
I'll make a rich or courage made it
I mean are you gonna be able to lock everything through okay I got you let me
drop them off and I'll drop you off where do you want to go build that cheese
and stuff where you want to go all right got you all right I'm gonna drop them
off in hot zone first don't jump out and I'll tell you guys on tower two and I'll
bring you everything you need
we're gonna jump out on our side you're good here go go go go go go go go all
righty let me get you guys over to the tower you guys are already gonna be
contested you want to go roof it looks like they're not on roof they're not
in roof you want roof I'll bring next helly full of people on the roof oh
Oh, okay, Pickle, I'm gonna put you up here.
You ready, Pickle? Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
you bastard! You idiot!
Alright boys, we're gonna have to fight for Tower 2. There's only two towers in this game
and they're already contested in it.
AK's on?
You guys ever have a, like,
spawn into this game and like,
AK's on a single tap?
Like, go to fight the guy that just-
Yeah, I've got a lot of, like, weird shit like that
with this game sometimes.
Oh, jumping right in front of us!
Dead?
I told him I was gonna land him on the damn tower did I not and they just jumped out.
Shit, sending him the whole time.
Hey Mark, how's that LMG?
It's amazing if you're prone, I'm trying to unlock the bipod for it.
He's gonna try to crash into us, he is.
What?
Oh my god, coming up the stairs, coming up the stairs, he's got him.
Oh my god.
The standing recoil on it is disgusting and it's sprint and aim in, it has so much play.
Get in we're going to her to shooting at people it is like instant death. It's crazy or a bipod, but I'm still trying to get
Just wait wait until I'm hovering on time on roof if it's if it's full and we can't land roof
We'll land in the trees. I should put you guys in a good spot
another roof and just melt it free
Dude, I'm better start pulling up close. Is that close?
There was someone at the bottom. Yes
You know, I'm hated over there. I make yeah, I pissed too many people off
There it is fuck it fuck them and fuck it
All right y'all lock in hold shoots hold shoots trust me I will not kill you
please gotta see if anyone's on roof it looks good give me one second
Yeah, we have a... what's the name of the truck?
I don't know the name of the van, I don't know the name.
Coward!
Hold!
Hold!
Hold!
Hold!
Hold!
Go now!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Okay, beautiful.
If you guys can, help tower two, that'd be great.
So we can get our footing there.
Well, again, guys, yes, towers are useless, late game, yes, but early game it is worth
it.
I'm taking towers too early, guys.
Don't you worry.
You're doing great, P.
Thank you.
Thank you, boss.
Thank you, boss.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm proud of you!
I'm not a geek.
Give me one second, I'm just putting the kid on.
What's mine is yours
Let's go let's go
I'm going to grab a logi since it's just me and you okay?
Give me one second.
Yeah, give me a come to you.
Kind of far back.
kind of far back
still looking like over there
I feel a whole bunch of me
I'm good now, I'm trying to get to jack
I don't know if he's reasonable though, I think he's nice though
is our stuff to kill over there?
yeah, we're gonna go wind tower 2, get that built up
help our builders and then we'll go
maybe close to the tower
There's a whole bunch you're on top of the tower. Yeah, please play with us offline
If we have this it might be better just yeah, I see that
All righty, you're good here.
That'd be worth.
They're winning right now, but we have a kid on it.
They start losing.
They start losing.
We'll jump out.
I say we go and keep getting ammo right now.
There's not much happening.
I
Really coming in I was coming in
Oh, I had him I had him hit him with the rocket
It's an RPG. Yeah, I'm with yeah, I hit him with RPG. I hit him like pretty close to the rear
Shit, yeah, I'm surprised they don't lose control
Nice, okay, that was a guy we need to kill this whole time finally
Where you at?
So...
Oh, it's kind of destroying.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go towards Hot Sound, man.
Yeah, you guys are good. Thank you so much.
I like that, though. Every shot up is a fucking unit.
That was sick. That was sick.
They were struggling before you guys got there.
I hear vehicles.
Uh, wait, a lot of...
There are vehicles behind us?
I think they remember yeah, as if you were the gunner on top to the west he's hiding the wars
Who is it?
That's if you were the gunner on top
Okay, you sit up there on the hill and shoot us a little bird
All right, we have a building up to the system down behind us southeast at least four
Making five won't make a difference
Yeah, I see them all right here in our squad. I'm confused. I am up. He got stealing one. That's not
Oh, my bad. Sorry. I'm in.
I
Don't know what for you to see where you're calling out the truck
I got two of them on this link I want to bring the air though, so I get all the money for the kills I
Ain't gonna be a high money game. I have a good feeling about this one. Did you kill a guy?
What's that ticks 20 bro we're going to go and destroy these lodgy guys.
I'm going to try to pinch it.
I can res that guy, can you meet new pro?
Yeah we're going to have a pizza party!
Is it left?
Did you find someone?
No it's not me.
I don't know what that is.
Is there a guy down there?
There was. He did that.
No, long day today. We'll be on all day.
But I'm gonna be honest, when the birds game is on, I probably won't look at any of you.
Oh
Look at that trash cam samurai off-stream peanut is an actual demon lol
Offstream peanut signs on burns 100k trying to crash into a bunch and then turn back all the money
for three basically the same rotation every day yeah I think we played together four
mornings touch on more knowledge and each morning hey you started be trying to kill me
yeah he has always failed other than today
I think one more delivery and we're good we're ready to go
Well, you know, there's a lot moving up on this. Maybe if you there's a supply truck out there, too
They might have a five out there
Maybe I don't know where that guy's going actually know he's driving away
He's going home.
He's going home.
I see one coming to the close fence, Peanut.
I just marked him right here.
On a tree.
I'm dead.
Alrighty. We're going to go in.
We'll drop this off.
We'll go land on the boys, fight for whatever,
and then look at the rock.
There was another one back here.
I don't know if you've seen that ping on that blue truck area.
I don't know where he went. Maybe he's running on foot home.
Enemy truck.
We ended up winning last game crazy enough.
I think he's going good thinking that.
That's why I was jabbering it.
I think he's lost his five miles back home.
Oh, it's Framony, the pistol death.
He's doing the drag strap.
I burnt all my bandages on the sides with some Humvee.
No way you're chill feed watching like that hutch.
Not much to do while I'm in the air boss.
There's so much sniping from out even further do you hear that?
The way out here.
It's a truck, the truck's up.
What's this guy doing out here?
It's been a while away, wow.
They are down bad.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna go fuck this guy's ass.
Green team actually has a lot of people in their base.
That's what I'm saying.
I think we should now focus all our attention for green.
Yeah, I agree.
I think the jack is right.
He still got the supplies to the back of his truck.
They just dropped on a ton of guys by the bridge.
Yeah, I see that.
I'm getting out at the bridge
He's still going over, alright man!
We're good guys!
What do you mean guys? I think that's a supply truck.
Can you go drop it on our base and get a bunch of money?
Damned it, dude.
I don't know if all those red guys are dead.
I don't know if they're still in the mini-app.
Dude, they're right in front of me.
They said, got it right over here, son.
Yeah, going.
I think multiple.
shotguns so I'm trying to level my support they're right here on the other
side of that I'm looking for them oh green pushing down as well another one
behind us that guy's gonna die hutch the red guy you were looking at okay on me
I'm a me one more one more here
Nice, I think well, it's gonna get you
You could site that someone on our team just died next to you. Yeah separate over here somewhere. I don't know where
Somebody is
I'll get rid of that one, don't do very much.
Oh, who almost just got run over.
I'm going to go push until I die.
Courage you need anything?
I'll give you meds, ammo.
I'm going to go sniping.
I don't know.
I'm fully stacked, really.
Okay, I want to go get med other chopper.
What the fuck has got me?
What the fuck has got me?
Meta the chopper
No mark before you shoot I'll do the same courage
Right over that hill to our left
Oh, what the- we're getting shot at, we came out-
Oh, shit. Where is that?
Oh, it's all the way up here, Landmark. All, all the way up here.
I see him. Courage, right here.
I'm building.
I'm right at shoot. You ready?
I'm in the road. Uh, spotting now. There.
Three, two, I'm dead.
Close behind us.
In the window. In the window. I'm down. I'm giving up. Don't worry about me.
Okay.
Shoot your shot.
Oopsies.
Alright, boys. Lock in. Let's go fuck up the green base.
they killed you nice you know you got the guy
I don't know I'll come where we want her to
worry my shit go fuck him up big dick
time, amen. Hold on, I got to kill this bushy. Thank you.
Oh, that's not gonna work out. And you got a nice little shot here.
All right, boys, lock in.
To the green tower!
Hi baby!
Some drinks.
I'll take one of them little, little charcuterie things as well.
Let's do that.
sometimes yes please huh yeah I lock it I love you
all right boys I'm start fucking up that green base okay I wish it for me oh
Oh, yeah.
Oh, they're looking at us.
Oh, fuck.
Wait, where are they looking at?
I'm looking at other people.
I'm not going to shoot yet.
I'm not going to shoot yet.
I'll kill them in a moment, boys.
Give me two seconds.
I'm crossing.
I'm getting lit up.
Give me two seconds.
One dead.
They both live.
They both live.
They both live.
I fucking watch that guy
Yeah, I blew the door off
Red is speaking over our main base now
That's you nice job
I'll come back for that Marty out of rockets. I'll be back here in a moment
I
Can't believe they lived
We go back we read we kill the respawn vehicle, and then we kill everybody else
Gotta be quick
hold I'm a non-dancers of the good luck God yeah
old victim of snacker choker sex God speak good shit God speak
I don't know
The only bad thing is, dude, you gotta head back to base pretty often.
I
Great job guys honestly that was beautiful. I was the best sounding song I've ever heard
You know you want to go on those like singing competition shows absolutely you
would okay I lied guys that was like dying cats all right I don't what do you
mean the last thing you guys to do singer you would fit right in and we
would win oh no no no no sorry guys I would you want me to let you show up
and it'd be bad is that what you want yes okay oh my god oh my god I'm coming
wait I'll be where market market market right here right here right here on my
way T-minus 20 seconds out oh fuck you kill me fuck I think I think it's
tires out I try to think it's tires out he's my old box my old block I'm coming
I don't know if you guys see
it.
Oh shit, he's circling me right
now. I'm about to get fucked.
I'm looking. I don't see it.
Behind you. Behind you. Behind
you. Behind you. Behind you.
Where's the base? Yes, yes,
you're looking right at him.
Hey, I can't you have that
lip.
Oh, I see the Humby. I see the
Humby. I see the Humby.
the
on the dead
the Humvees as the tires blowout
super fast
I'm fucking them up over there.
Oh shit, hey man dear.
Guys we can hop in their base, we can hop in their base.
Come here, come here. Do it, do it, do it, do it.
I killed most of them on the roof.
Peanut, peanut over here.
Oh sir, wait, oh, I'm coming sir.
We can hop the walls.
I am barely alive.
My sponsor?
I am making billions of dollars that you would never have heard of.
One of my biggest sponsors is GLP-1.
No, War Dogs has not paid me a singular dollar from the moment the game launched till now.
I have never been paid by War Dogs, literally ever.
Even whenever I did their opening for the FPS show, they did not pay me a single dollar
to do so.
No, I've never been paid by War Dogs not once.
Hopefully soon they understand how sexy I am and pay for my sexiness. We can only hope
And back we go
How's it looking boys? Is the AA down or not?
I am stuck. I'm coming.
And he called you a campin' ass pussy.
What the fuck?
Thoughts can you blow up this Hasco barrier right here?
Yeah, on my way.
Well, did they still have AA up? Did you guys kill him or no?
I don't know.
Shit.
I'll probably die, but I'm gonna try for you boss I
Hear CRM I hear CRM fuck
It's this little I need this little block right here. I'm trapped in a prison
I'm dead
Fuck
Symphony I'm gonna be honest. I had no idea you were in my car or my helicopter. I
I don't know what I can do my man. That'll happen. I don't know what I can do my man. That'll happen.
That'll happen. I'm pissed about it. That'll happen. That'll happen.
Well, to be honest with you, in my head, I was going to swoop in like the coolest person ever.
Shoot the guy, live and be victorious.
What ended up happening was as I flew instantly into a tree and now I am of the depressed.
I also just bought a backpack that I can't store anything in.
It's only going downhill for me.
That'll happen. That'll happen. Now I am negative a billion. I'm depressed.
that'll happen so it's we need to go sorry we need to go all the way around
stop just not rising up yeah we were loose I'm kind of terrorizing them a
little bit cuz they don't know I'm here we need to go all the way around in the
I'm going to go ahead and kill myself.
Yeah, I feel like I'm going to have to see him.
Luckily, we recaptured that tower that we lost, which is nice.
Classic blue team, down by 40.
We can pull it back, bro. After last game, I know we can win any game.
Oh my gosh, we still don't even have a fob at Tower 2?
Okay, that's all right. It's not good to hear
That two way ace oh no
One AA dead.
He's up there right there. One of you.
Jason, I'm beyond the wall. I might be risked one of your right.
Yeah
Missed
I missed I missed I missed I missed I missed I missed I missed I missed I missed I missed I missed
I'm gonna land right on top of you. I missed. I'm I missed I missed
Well the heart part
The hard part about it is to be honest a lot of your peanuts you sure you're up the task is that
When you kill somebody, and this is what I kind of think is the problem right now with
this bay ship, and again, time will develop, things will change.
But right now for me what's very frustrating is I kill someone off of those AA's, and before
my helicopter can reload, there is already a whole nother man on that AA again.
And it's like, I miss one flyby, it's all over for me.
So maybe instead of bitching, maybe I just need to make sure that I am not over committing
when those are up and my team is not, you know.
I just need to do a flyby, get out of there, do a flyby, get out of there.
I can't really be mad if I'm missing, yeah, I agree.
I agree.
All right, where's that red base at?
Church?
I've got the church up there.
I've got the church.
Church?
Got it.
Top right.
We do need to do something about Grain soon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I, I, I...
They're building a Taj Mahal in there.
Yeah, it's bad.
Very bad.
I'm down to get devious on them.
I can't too. I just can't do it alone.
I can't do this. I don't do anything.
I'm down to start trying to work it.
Whatever, there.
We've got house three in the chat, but we'll produce some good at church.
I
Yeah, the entire map is a I can't do anything and we have zero presence literally anywhere. I'm just gonna grab a gun to come with you guys
Well hot zone it up. Yeah
It read that blows
We'll catch the hot zone boys. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. We're coming in hot.
I'm out. It's shifting down. It's shifting. I think it actually just shifted. No, it's
shifting north all of a sudden just stop I'm gonna try to get on these
mortars and shell reds red tats on there that's worth pulling right to
that's what they all said dude you dropped hot I ran over it you dropped that shit like it's hot
no no no one more way boys
I'm almost there so I'm only getting another one
no yeah
Oh, shit, what's the right of my body? Yeah, I killed I killed two there
Yeah
Only have much I can't really go and play that heli because everyone's like in their
Hopefully we'll be able to play the heli soon a little bit later, but we have to let though we have to get some points
We have eight points, bro, like we're just getting fucked in every way
I know we have a truck
Crazy
Please move!
There's a guy fucking looting you!
No, there's no...
Oh my god, dude, why doesn't the guy in the truck tell me that?
No, Jill, hurry up!
Come and let me see if you can...
I just saw your body get blown.
Wait, I just...
I just flew so far.
That actually would be really easy to revive you.
Now you're right in front of me.
Wait, how did you get blasted over there?
I just flew so far
The guys have me driving away
I'm sure that there's way come back come back. I smoked it come back
Don't leave me
I'm gonna leave me please put you down. I love you on me
He's behind you behind you laying down laying down no armor laying down on the grass no armor
Yo, can one of you guys?
Ride the lightning
Across the river across the river laying down holy shit, just know this is this isn't real bro with his own go
I don't know.
This one's up north.
The red probably shifted up north.
Transmove above us.
Please boys help me God.
I have a backpack.
I have a 14k kit and I haven't done shit.
shit help me please God
where are you I'm next to the river
there's guys laying down across the river
oh
this is a sick joke
Okay, you guys mind trying to res me again?
I'm up on...
Oh, there's a CRAM!
I'm up on there.
We'll see
Holy fuck we're alive. Oh my god, we're alive
Who's that down over there? I see you who is that?
Yeah, I'm gonna see ways
Sniper on that hill right next to you guys by the way
Yeah, I heard him.
I saw my word.
Right behind you.
Right behind you, Mason.
Right behind you.
Right behind you.
I killed one. Different guy?
Yes, yes, 100%.
Somewhere in your left, close left.
Sniper.
Give me out of this ravine.
of this ravine I'm still actively trying to get to you guys I think it's really
juice got to close the group I see a hundred yellow people
good a hundred yellow markers
one way I'm gonna go my body was shot
I'm coming
fuck I have no way I'm on these mags hold on
dude we are being mortared by red and green and green right now
that I have ever experienced in my life.
That was actually a horrible experience.
And I hope I never, and I mean never have to go through it again.
My god, that was terrible.
I couldn't get away.
I mean, bro, everybody in their mom was fucking my ass.
It was like, I don't even know how to explain what just happened to me.
Also, that big backpack exclusively for flying.
Can we all agree on that?
Exclusive flying only backpack.
Also, I need way more smokes.
That looks good.
Sweet.
Thank you, baby.
I
Can hack it right now I need like some backup over here though try to come look over me if you can oh
Who's this at base? I'm in a heli if you need a ride
Are you are you here? You just gonna spawn over there? I'm in a heli if you want to fly
I see one over there. Thanks so much. I'll get to this one. Yeah. Yeah. No, you're good
Did you die? Did you die? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? He's right on me into the doorway. We put you out the doors open to the inside
I'm coming over to you guys no heels oh kill me fuck yo they need to make I wish
we have lockers if we make it can't we walk up to lockers press by don't check
out check out you know fuck there's another one oh my god no they're
Shoddying in there captain wrecking headshot me with a I'm coming boys. I'm coming. I'm coming shot me with a mosa
I'm trying to run up to you guys. I mean wait this guy. I think this guy's deep-fiving. I think he's deep-fiving me
Yes, he's dragging me. He's dragging me. Oh, wait. We're not we're not done yet. We're not done yet
Green is shelling the space with mortar. The mortar on Green is really good to game over guys.
He's rushing me. Don't give up. Don't give up.
Oh god.
Is the guy inside or outside?
Inside, inside, inside. We're the shotgun.
LeBron James!
Oh, I'm dead.
We're also fighting Red. We need to fight.
I just died. Yeah, I just thought it was 513 meters away. That's what the red you guys
did. Yeah, we gotta fight green. I'm in hell. I'm in hell. Okay. We're taking green. That's
the plan. What's the plan? What's the plan? Do we have somewhere we're gonna go for green?
It's there. Fuck. I've been saying this since literally the start of the game, by the way,
I would like to say also number two, we can go to green, but we have to take them off
I'll take them off the towers. We kill them all that easy. I bet
Yeah, we also were blue team so we don't have the best builders and like build support this game. That's our other issue
You guys should their mortar static green big time
Yeah, I can I can get rid of the mortars
You guys just y'all you got to get rid of the AA for me. That's it. I can get them off once but
They just keep jumping on that bitch. They're pulling the shit who is
Yeah, should we bring C4 and bust it open?
Yes, it's open.
I think we're going to have to rush in.
The tower is also the super strong tower position.
Everything's around the low ground.
All right, let's try and stop the bleeding.
I do not have.
Music for the vibes. Absolutely.
We're just going to wait.
Wait till the boys get a little bit closer.
like engage and then we fly in and help. I just want to get in a good spot.
Alrighty I'm lined up and I'm ready to go whenever you guys are ready. I'm on
the way over. Fluke's team might have been a bad idea, bro. I'm looking at some of
these guys
it's horrible
never again
guys I'm behind enemy lines deep inside of the green base
are they on AA? any idea?
They're fucking everywhere. They're everywhere. They're everywhere. Got it start throwing names if you guys can
Get in shoot off a I'll get them up there whole fucking
Nice
What way did you get in there much? I flew
How's that guy alive? I
I just jumped in fuck it up. I'm inside kill that a courage I can wipe it
I'm trying are you in are you in yeah guy drop a truck up
and I jumped in but I'm like you can get to me I'm tough oh wait I just got right
wait what is that there's like three of them on my bar I'm in health I'm in
Hell, I'm in hell. I'm in hell. Don't say mods, mods. Mods, if we don't start absolutely
smacking these retards in the chat, I'm gonna start banning you guys, okay? That's where
I'm at. I need you to claim five lives each right now, or I'm gonna start banning you
motherfuckers. That's where I'm at. Start smacking them! I'm losing my mind over here every time
look at chat some fucking idiot drooling is dappin now I'm gonna freak oh god bro
by the way did I shoot the wrong a a oh I'm down so much this has been just I
I'm actually contemplating just going and playing a solo game.
This has been horrible.
What do you buy?
I don't even want to buy anything.
I don't even want to buy anything.
I don't want to buy nothing.
I don't want to fly no more hellies.
I don't even want to buy gear.
This is fucking horrible.
I understand why you guys say you never play on the blue team.
We have nothing! We're in the fucking homeless shelter!
No.
Did any fuckers run me supply? Did I build a fob?
Did you guys know how to or no?
You need another fob?
Yeah, we do.
We need another fob to be able to shell back.
Because right now we're just laying up in our base over and over.
I need supplies run.
He's going to get shot down so quick.
Oh my God.
I need food.
I need food.
I need food in the breath of fresh air.
I
Hope all games start
But I don't know what that is.
I'm gonna spot that myself, so...
Chad, where do we start this game at? Like, 340?
Oh my god!
All I wanna do is fuck up this green base.
Do you drop me a little forward at Oblak?
Oh God.
Watch out for AA, just in these trees are fine.
Yeah, there it is.
And March has got punched to death.
I
Just trying bro
I'm trying Tony. I'm coming. I'm coming
Tony, how do you keep getting dead?
He's been f- uh, f-
Ah, the box in the sky, this dude is f-ing Muhammad Ali in there.
This is Muhammad Ali.
Jack, is this one gonna roll around for me?
Uh, not with the blue team.
Uh, I was- I was just saying to my streambusters earlier, it's just a compounding issue.
Like, the blue team being bad, because this place is long enough, you know blue team's bad.
So then when new players join the game first time, the only team that's clickable is Blue.
They're like, no, I don't pick Blue.
And they just-
It's their only choice.
So then it just- it's- it's a never-ending, like, counter-
OOOOOH!
That actually makes sense.
FUUUUUUCK!
Like, I'm watching these guys, the base building, and like, where they are, and everything.
They have no clue what's going on.
I've heard it's time to build, so I'm running my self-supplies.
Yeah, I'm running right there.
I wish we could see the stats of like blue team's twin raid compared to red and green. Oh, it has to be really horrendous
I'm currently gotta get myself built at boss because no one else will fly
You don't like it
I know why I'm doing this. I'm just I'm down so much money. It's insane. I know me too. I've done nothing
Do we never be on the blue team again? This shit sucks.
I'll never do it again.
The only time we can join blue team is if we have people that are going to be stream sniping that are actually going to help run logistics.
But if we join blue and we don't build and run logistics, we don't have a chance because they don't know what they're doing.
Well, I know I said in the last game we did and we won, but I think this game is safe. Would we like to back it?
What is that that's killing you guys right now Tony what is that?
I died with a minigun helicopter. Oh, yeah. Alrighty. I'm leaving. I left. All right. I'll leave fuck it. I
left I left that was a different level of pain. I can't lie that shit on that was different level of pain
I'm just going to build this game, Dutch, if you want to run some logistics up a start.
Yeah, sure.
I'd love that.
Sure, sure, sure.
I'm just going to build.
I haven't done it yet today.
Let me see here.
Two seconds to go to the game.
Peanut, are you ready?
Are you good?
I'm ready.
All right, wonderful.
Right there, and we're going to go this team.
Two seconds to go to the game. Pina, are you ready? Are you good?
I'm ready. All right, wonderful. Right there, and we're going to go this team.
I should be like Timson, how do you use that attack chopper? I cannot aim to save my life.
Do you already have it on the mouse? For the mouse, Tim?
I don't know.
All right, I'll give you the settings.
I've got KWAFD and then Q&E.
No, you can put a setting on that allows your mouse. You can move your mouse to aim where you want to go.
I
Then dude I'm gonna be real like that heli specifically
It's why I like the rocket one better because with the rocket ones you line it up
You shoot and then you're done with that one you got to hold it and you got to just rip and not miss
But that was a hard game to fly and there was so much anti air everywhere on every five
I'm going to do the strat this game of building the random located Bob, all right.
Yeah, sounds good.
All right, gentlemen, that was, uh, I think my LG for today.
What?
It's fucking one o'clock.
It's football Sunday.
I'm going to Matt's like, you know, you know, uh, you hate your, hey, all I'm going to say
is you took how many days off you come back here and slowly leave an early sign.
That's what I'm saying.
Okay, you got off earlier. Wait, you look over there.
We're all in, by the way.
Yeah, we're all in.
We're in the Texas, bro.
Wait, you're near there, too?
No, no, no.
We're at the Texas Valley.
Hey, hey, hey, we're, uh, we may be...
What? Hold on now.
He's the guy from California.
Yeah, uh, yeah.
I was going anywhere without getting stabbed by a homeless person.
You're waiting to get stabbed by a homeless person?
Oh, I can't get into the subway.
There's a protest going on.
Oh, can't drive on the freeway.
There's another protest going on.
Oh, there's another protest going on on the freeway.
Oh, shit.
I stepped on a fentanyl needle and now I have it.
Get in boys get in!
I'm almost burning to the stab, I can't get to the hospital because there's a protest going on.
Everybody's got their hair painted blue like I'm in the fucking smurfs.
That's you friends.
I'm too heavy to take this again.
Get in boys get in!
No I'm fucking this guy up so I can steal all this business.
Get in boys get in!
Yeah, they're probably out of this fucking landmortem.
Yep.
I still remember that day.
Get in!
Oh, my god.
Nah, it was you, man.
When the G.L. came out in dark, I was in Crack House.
Three people killed one of them.
Oh, my god.
I think we're gonna try my game.
Get in, boys!
You called me a bitch, right?
I did.
I just wanted to say I cast a wisdom tree here.
You bitch pussy!
I'm gonna be killed!
I'm gonna be killed!
I'm gonna be killed!
I will!
I'm gonna be killed!
I'll beat that ass!
Clear! Clear!
That's what he gets! That's what he gets!
That's what he gets! Still in my business, man!
Little bastard!
I figured it out!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I didn't know we were in here!
What the hell is going on back there?
What the fuck is happening?
as I was racing too and I tapped you right after you got up.
God damn that landmark.
Punch them driving here, bring supplies, and you can.
Yeah, landmark's killing everybody in my alley.
Go, go, go!
It's okay, it's okay.
It's the world's next greatest sport.
Well, that guy didn't have a parachute, so he's dead.
The other guy did four, he's dead.
We're fighting a helicopter.
That's like how everybody just fucking died at my helicopter.
Either landing to the death or just got knocked out by Tony.
Where are you building exactly, Jack?
Oh, I see it.
I see it.
Yes, Chef. Yes, Chef.
You think, you think in the US they would let us set up helicopters, you jitsu?
Are you kidding me, bro?
We just got the MMA working.
We might have to go to like the Middle East or something.
Dubai should let us, oh fuck.
Surely Dubai lets us.
But honestly, bro, probably Russia.
Russia is the, they have all the fucked up sports.
They didn't let us unleash a bear in a 747.
Is it Russia, the place where they had,
I saw a UFC fight and it was like a 500 pound man
versus like three women or some shit like that.
Or was it three? Yes, yes, yes.
It was three, they three little guys against the big motherfucker.
That's what it was.
That's what it was like that three little guys.
That's what it was.
Might have been that as a well.
Yeah, brother, brother fuckers, wrestling bears and shit.
There was a few dragons five women apparently as well
And then they also I'm pretty sure didn't Eddie Hall fight two people at the same time
I think yeah, he followed two brothers or some shit
Three people
Yeah, right big birds was
ha
you guys are assholes
what do you need right now courage
just build supplies for now
alrighty well then you don't need peace
yeah
gonna drop this off
over here
let's
alrighty i will be back
i will be back
Hutch's fight name would be the crimson chin.
What?
Vass?
Where do we have a squad?
Well, I made one, but nobody's in it.
Oh.
There we go.
I ran a nash.
Yeah, Chris, I kind of want some XP for support, you know?
I got a million.
I'm back here and there's a million things you can come build up on me.
me. I was gonna ask you how to advance today or if it was just this.
I can use? I do have planned exit.
Really? Yeah, I do. I do.
I'm just gonna hang around.
Jesus Christ.
Why don't you just try it if you like the drive.
Good for you.
Thanks, church.
Doctor! Suck my balls.
Suck my balls.
Uh, Terrence, I have now done two supply drops, not one to yours, and it's been both ammo.
Are you okay?
All right.
Uh, there's a truck full of green guys popping out at the church.
Be careful.
I know from the first hand experience.
Can you bring me a big juicy, uh, build supply one?
Yeah, I'll bring it to you right after this ammo drop.
other hammers in here there should be like mini hammers autism prime just
killed unholy grates it's getting fierce out there are you building like
anti-air and stuff over there as well courage that's my plan is to do with
those guys did I'm gonna spend like 20 minutes building up a really big base
and then build a drill and anti-air and that shit got you I gotta get there first
I've never done this like this so you have a car coming boys right here I swear
I've never done this before car right now you should like this they're on their way
over there they're going into the trees
no no no I swear landmark I'm not usually like this that's what I said I
I'm not usually like this. I'm not that easy all the time. Oh my gosh peanut. Holy shit
Fuck yeah, like a squirrel
All right, all the griefs
I'm coming back I got you I got you be there soon
410,000. Holy shit. 410,000. You know what's going to be so funny, me? It's the same thing
that happened in the Ark Rider times when people were like, before everyone started
was sucking off the game everyone was saying it was terrible and then a week
went by and they were like hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold that a week
went by they said it's gonna be dead in two weeks two weeks went by I said it was
gonna be dead in a month so on so forth I don't think that this game is gonna
last forever but people act like they didn't do the exact same thing when
Arc Raiders was going crazy everyone it was popular to talk shit and then it was
popular to let us see you and I've seen people say I'm not going to fall for this
just like I didn't fall for heartbreakers I told you heartbreakers would die
and I'm like dude unless you're like some crazy anomaly like CS2 where you
last for 20 years or like fortnight or dark legal legends crazy crazy crazy
anomaly at League of Legends a crazy anomaly where you're lasting 20 years
Honestly, dude, a few months is the highest achieving a game you can get.
Always.
I agree.
And I think people way undervalue the entertainment per hour of video games.
Bang.
Like, what the hell else do you spend 40 bucks on and get even 50 hours of enjoyment out of?
Most of these fat asses spend 40 dollars.
Yeah, exactly.
That's like two sandwiches at Jersey Mike's.
are like two days at Chipotle, 40 bucks.
They're sad.
$25 for a two-hour-long movie.
Yeah.
Sadly.
Lots and probably more if you go to someone else
and you get any kind of drinks or a bottle of water, $8.
Sadly, right now, we're in this gaming world,
and it's the same thing we said when Marathon came out.
Now, obviously, Marathon didn't do well,
and it died once and for all.
But it is very popular.
any game that comes out is so popular to fucking hate on it no matter how good or how polished
bro I have played steaming piles of fucking dog shit that has had more positivity around
the games than games like war dogs that come out which honestly if you like the game style
or if you hate it it's a well polished game period you cannot argue that the hell you
feel good the cars feel good the gunplay feels good it might be different than what you want
But in terms of polished, it works exactly how you think it's gonna work.
And it feels good.
FPS is good, desync, whatever the fuck.
My point is, people just want to be miserable fucking losers.
And there's nothing you can do about it.
Yeah, and that's all it is.
It's if people want to be miserable.
It's if people want to be miserable.
Yeah, I can have fun on any game that's new.
You do it all the time.
Oh, crap.
I can't name a single game that I can't have fun on I mean
Even if it does suck
And I'm still laughing my boys and have a great time
We were aliens chill out in a gas station selling oatmeal
Having a good time
Yeah, we I see that was a game. I don't know did you play with us?
uh we did uh what was it uh yes yes in the gas station we were aliens selling shit to people
so there was another game that was exactly like the lags you have like 12 hours in it
oh the scary game yeah yeah something shifted midnight yeah i haven't played that but i watched
john's scary rest with it i'm thinking all the people on twitter that go you know and not
stuff on this game but any game it gave me to be dead and x y z by the time the father would just
go have some fun and join some games. Whatever that may be, their lives will improve a hundred
percent.
100%
Well, it's everyone, everyone just has it where if it's not the only game that everyone
is playing, it's trash. If it's not the next four nights, it's trash. Like, that's just
their mindset.
But even if it is, even if it is the game everyone's playing, people will still be
miserable and say that it's terrible because all the other gremlins who are also miserable
and terrible at things, will jump at the opportunity of validating their feelings.
So I think part of it is also people don't want their game to die.
They all just came out, people aren't interested in my game.
What the hell did you make?
Maybe.
I don't know if it's, I mean that could be a part of it, but I think it's just straight
up bad people.
Yeah.
Even if I hated the game, even if I thought the game was actually dog shit terrible, terrible
Yeah, thank you so much.
I would never tweet.
Yeah, I can.
It's gotta be dead at XYZ time.
I'm just not a fucking loser.
I just wouldn't do that because I'm not a fucking loser.
Yeah.
That's just a weird thing to do.
What a weird, weird thing to do.
Go do something else.
Go do another one of your favorite hobbies.
Is that?
I just...
I just couldn't imagine, bro, like just sitting there,
no matter what comes out or whatever your idea of critiquing games is just
calling everything shit and even whenever it's doing doing good and it's
being successful at 400,000 what is it gonna last well it is it's over hyped
it's like oh my gosh bro I mean bro what do you want people are just
It's miserable, bought out.
Because people are just miserable.
We're just like, that's how they are.
It's the same, but it's going to be me.
It wasn't me.
I saw my head and I'm a twiddle.
I thought she said in your chat, hey, you guys talk way too much about people being losers.
Y'all are being just as negative.
Do you like that, Hotch?
I saw someone else say, Hotch shits on games all the time.
There is no problem whatsoever about saying that a game is bad or saying that you don't enjoy something about a game
Those are the people we're talking about
Well, we're talking about are the people that any game that comes out no matter what it is if it's good if it's bad
It's ugly. Whatever it is always
Always popular to sit there and they're little fucking
circles of depression and just to
to say that a game is going to be terrible without even playing it.
Opening up the game, getting stuck in a queue on launch day with over 200,000 people playing
it and bitching about it happening.
Like the developers were supposed to be prepared for that.
AAA studios aren't prepared for that.
Nobody is.
I guarantee you World of Warcraft is going to have issues whenever they drop their new
expansion because everyone's excited to play it.
Those motherfuckers are worth billions.
Foldable craft has issues every single extension of it, just play every single one that's...
I have this whole timeline, it's hysterical reading from the top of the map.
This game had four hours of delays on game one, you know how many games in the past have been down for days?
Without just their own servers not even DDoS's?
It's crazy.
I just don't understand how people disagree with what we're saying.
I just imagine if the world was just like, if they're out, like I'm thinking, oh, bad
things happen, well, I hope good things happen, or I hope people that try hard like making
a game, I hope they succeed.
Imagine if anyone's just saying that.
And I would be cool with it.
If I, hey, I hope everybody succeeds, everybody has a great time, everybody has fun.
If I looked at a game, and in someone's opinion of it, and it was, I didn't enjoy the base
building factor, or I didn't enjoy this or that, that's never the tweet.
It's never, I didn't enjoy this or that, it is, the game's shit, the game's gonna be
dead.
Yo, I need it, I need it, I need help over here.
Uh, I can come over.
No, no, I can't build, I can't build.
What's going on?
Uh, it's a, it's a mini heli or whatever.
Okay, I'll be over there in a second.
Just flying right around before I can build the anti air.
I guess I should have built that earlier.
Learning experience, learning experience.
I'm on my way, boss.
Thank you, thank you.
Circle us right now.
I know we do we have the exact same conversations every time a game comes out because it always
happens bro.
Well it's also very annoying as a streamer when you just get those hordes of people
that are like oh trash game trash game and just like it gets tired of reading it.
It's old.
It's streamers ruin everything.
That's also true.
I think that's the big thing, is that there's so many people who hate us now, which is fine,
that anything that we like, no matter what it is, they're going to instantly want to hate it.
Especially if there's any type of help our way, they hate it even more.
Us? That actually makes a lot of sense. Remember the first day, after damn negative reviews, we're at my fucking name, man.
Oh yeah.
We're literally the boogeymen out there.
have to be, I apologize for my language, I know I don't care, but if I do offend anyone
in the chats, I don't give a fuck either, you have to be literally retarded to sit
there and to think that someone with a hundred thousand people watching shouldn't be able
to showcase the game, and this isn't even me sucking peanut off, this is just the reality,
I want you to go launch a business, have the top reviewer of everything right now in that
business in that expertise come there and see if they give them special treatment that has to happen
You want a hundred thousand people coming to view your product and they're not seeing anything but a cue screen?
Are you fucking stupid anyone with a brain would do that and every game does it?
Because they have to
And it's the same thing with landmark the same thing with courage. It's just how it is
11 people out of
400,000
330,000 person queue developers came out and said that they gave
11 people that have currently had
300,000 viewers and there are people that are legitimately irate that that happened because
You want to have a field day go look at my tweets about it. I literally think that those are the dumbest people on the planet
I genuinely do I think I
I said, I think they had to be robots because I refuse to believe people are that dumb
You're completely out of touch some of us only have
Eight hours a week to play you did you play all day fat-ass?
Dude, it's so easy though. Courage. Courage. It's so easy. This is how this this is how you answer them go start streaming
Stream for three fucking years with not a single person and your fucking viewers because that's what all of us had to go through
Become the largest streamer in the world and then you get this special treatment. There is nothing special about us
Then everyone else in these chats right now. Honestly, they're probably more entertaining
So go do it and then you get to do this easy simple
Other thing too is I just saw I'm seeing a Graham reply to this one complete pot on Twitter
I'm like, oh my god, he's falling down the rabbit hole too
But this guy's the guy was saying that they paid off streamers will say they're having fun
I'm pretty sure of any game. I've ever played I've seen the least if I don't think anyone's been paid by war dogs like a dime
Like literally I don't think I don't think I spent any marketing. I don't think they spent no single dollar on streamers
The wrong in pain them
Are the leader will be better you guys are dead babe
mid-air by a tag heli and the main base I could have a quick read on baby what's
the air growl that guy smoked me as well I was granting that guy's fucking
crazy I didn't even pull my parachute yes he snatched me out of mid air with
an attack alley yeah he's unbelievable he murdered me just right before you
that's we're getting shit on
this guy's unbelievable, I don't even see him anymore, where the fuck did he go?
I
Wonderful
Are these guys
Oh
There and your guys is shit right now
Which base the main fob or encourages okay
Yeah, I think that might have been the MP. They're both dead on the other side. No, they're going up the staircase right now.
I
Feel three underneath the base
Another one in the top
I killed a couple of them in there.
There's a guy who is sitting between us and our base, shooting rockets at everybody.
Oh
As they wrote it's again man, just people
Once so bad to just hate everything and hate everyone like that's it
They just they're they're miserable. I don't know what's going on this match. I feel like I'm just they want to stay miserable
It's just you know, it is what it is, bro
You don't pay no attention to a man. Oh, look at that lieutenant blitz again in my fucking lobby
This little cock sucker. I was wondering who that was and of course it's that bitch
That guy's a demon oh bro, it's just it is what it is
It's not it's not even they don't even take it too serious, bro
I take gaming too serious. Are you kidding me? You listen to the amount of times I bitch in a regular day
I take this shit super serious
I always love to sweat and have fun, but also compete. That's those types of bitchin. That's that's completely understandable
But we're talking about it's just
There's a game out. I want to hate it
Not only do I want to hate it. I want other people to hate it so I feel good about hating it
Need a ride boss
Come on in only one seed sorry
No problem
All right, let's walk him enough to happen
Give me a good one
As long as I ruin your scripted shit, I am happy.
Like that guy.
There is truly delusional people in these games.
Thank you
No idea where she has jumped out at
They fully took our they fully took that base
Fuck! I'm in hell, bro. I'm in hell. I'm in hell. I'm in hell. I'm in hell. I'm in hell. I'm in hell. I'm in hell. I'm in hell. I'm in hell. I can't believe that just happened. Oh my God!
Fuck! We're going back up. We're going right back up.
Don't talk to me, don't look at me. Don't look at me, don't talk to me, don't look at me.
Don't look at me, don't talk to me.
We will start to weigh it, I swear it.
What's up my wife gave me a Caesar wrap.
Green's got one little bird killing everyone.
Howdy boy they don't, I just fucked his ass.
Holy shit, where'd it go? That's huge.
Alright, I'm sitting up, I'm done eatin', I'm done ya happen boys.
And we're gettin' absolutely fucked.
We're gonna win.
We got to recapture this Bob, gentlemen, bad.
I
Oh my god.
I don't get to play the fucking game.
I don't get to play the game.
These guys have a person sitting in the forest outside of our base.
They have people sitting on the rocks to the right of our base.
They have people sitting on the tower to the left.
The entire blue team has completely given up on anything other than just fucking our
ass.
So we're getting full grief by blue.
I don't know if you guys are seeing what's happening on the map.
Courage.
Blue has a fog on the right side of the cliff that just has anti air.
They also have anti air in the forests, leaving our base as well.
It's like four to five guys all surrounding our shed.
So we can't really like get to you guys.
And the helicopters that is
Yeah, blue is the troll team
Wow, that guy just no rinsed us. Oh, that guy is
His name is DMA
Holy shit
I don't think he's shooting. The way he slows down is exactly how you do it.
Alright, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
Niiiice!
I mean, we actually have anti-air set up here. I mean, this fob is getting stronger with
I need more ammo, if you'll, if you'll I mean.
Alright well that guy's dead on this tower or on this fob but I don't know how much it's
actually gonna help us oh my gosh have anti air on stadium as well holy shits
Uh, uh, Chris is also in the DMA clan.
Um, yes.
Can you look at that?
Is that Summit's clan?
That's Summit's clan.
Summit actually founded it, yes.
Yeah, he was the creator of the original.
Are they coming up with a way, P?
Do you know that we can, like,
make people not be able to get in our games, or no?
Uh, well, you already have that.
You're here visible you go anonymous you go sheer mode and then you join up and then you wait for the server people
They turn it a lot
It doesn't work. No, I'm taking it works. Hey everybody has to do it though
Everybody has to do anonymous will see your mode and invisible
And then you join everybody joins group before you out of hide your speed and then I'm telling you
We'll still they'll still eventually join but not as many right? Yeah, they will eventually join. Yeah, eventually
I'm sure it's on Facebook, but there's a Band-Aid.
And if you guys want, I can give you guys, if you guys each have a trusted mod,
I can give each of you a trusted mod to admin access to my private server,
and then they can just watch you while you play on my server.
They can ban people.
I actually had a great idea, I was thinking, you know, I'm bringing big sunlines on
banned people that were obviously talking to each other.
I was thinking I got a mod that's gonna watch and
Anyone that kills any of us
Their name has to match their twitch youtuber kick news name and then my mod checks them
Every time someone kills us and they aren't at least a two month subscriber
I'm gonna have to pay me money if they want their Twitter
Oh
That's a businessman now that is a businessman
The cloud chasing bitches
Yeah, because honestly like
Like I know my bucklies like to get in games with me and stuff
But I feel like they're actually subscribed to my channel for a few months and I asked them
I said not, you know, watch the stream.
I feel like a very reasonable number of them would be reasonable enough to honor that.
100%.
100%.
That's how it always is, man.
You get out of the 100%, 95% of everybody is cool people,
then the 5% are the biggest scumbags that you've ever seen in your entire fucking life.
Even if it's 1%, it just adds up to be so many people.
Yeah.
You got half a percent of people trying to fuck you over.
I'm going
Oh, never mind you're on your own there's a truck full of blue guys just outside the front door
He's lining up to come back I'm going towards it. Where's the blue guys at?
Where's the blue team, oh I see him
I killed two of them.
I killed two of the blue team.
I'm currently looking for the other ones.
I see one.
I'm U.E. on Autumn and I'll kill those guys here in a second.
oh my gosh she had it underneath me they jumped on our a a the green team so
we're getting hit by the blue and the green team right now at this base
killed a shit ton of them
yeah sadly the whole fucking lobby's here
never felt the warm embrace of a woman half of these fucking bitches
yeah yeah
Adelape boys, Adelape
because I thought that I would have time to pull it
people are baiting flares now which I guess if I had five flares I should have just pulled up
Almost broke even yes yes so close yet so far away
I
A is way too strong. I think the regular rocket thing that shoots
Isn't isn't that bad because there's not much cover, but with the AA
You you not only have the AA, but the AA itself is so much cover, bro
You got to get to a specific spot where the screen is and I'm not even talking about like for what we're using right now
Like the other heli. It's a fucking impossible to shoot them off that. I mean, it's not better players can but
They'll build the AA and then they'll build like a structure around the AA as well. It's really really hard
But again, that's just a gunner the other ones I don't think it's strong at all
It's fun.
I do kind of wish-
So how's your game going guys?
We could punish people more that we like-
For example, you can build that shit
and if you don't kill me in the air
like when I fly by I can destroy that stuff pretty quick as well.
I'm not saying instant, but like two flybys I can destroy it.
And I have to dump every fucking round I have to destroy those bastards right now.
Like I guarantee you that guy is still on there.
Yep, and that's not a kill, but that's ridiculous because the AA soaked up all those bullets.
All those rockets I should say.
Now when I fly back, I'm going to get instead.
Yeah, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I never got a lineup, sadly.
Uh, sorry, Tony, I was yapping.
Oh, it's going terrible.
It's going terrible.
Yeah, but the match I joined, too, is going terrible.
Oh, you left?
I crashed.
Again?
What the hell's happening?
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, I do.
I validated my files and I turned off a graphic setting that somebody said might help.
Well, both the red and the blue team are both just kind of working together to fuck our asses right now
So you're not really missing too much boss
Later bro, thanks for chilling
Yeah
Good bye everybody.
Good bye, man.
I can back out and pick you up, Tony.
I think this game's pretty chocked in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think.
I think, alright, so what's the settings he said that we need to do?
He said we need to turn on incognito mode,
invisible streamer mode, and anonymous mode in game.
Cover your screen, offline on Steam,
And then joined and don't show it until the match is like starting base and that's on where that's on gameplay
That's it. Yeah, I believe so streamer mode anonymous mode
Okay, I got all right. Got them both on because I have a match
Yeah, we left screen hidden
bad leaving
They make some money losing on my fucking money me too
Need a good game gameplay stream mode and I saw it boom
All righty, are we ready?
Are we all on it?
We're all ready.
It's just the three of us, again.
Yeah, which is fucking nice, because it's
going to be a lot easier for us to get in these games now, too.
Yeah.
Let me see.
Check.
Do we have something like this?
Yes.
All right, we got a good one.
Copying, pasting, there you go.
Any preference?
What's up to you guys, Paula?
It's almost full.
Go green.
Go green, let's go green, let's go green.
I say we leave all this off, to be honest.
Someone in my chat just said,
it's because people are joining off of the people
in our lobbies as well.
before you spend them.
Oh my god.
Breathe.
Okay.
Back any time.
You're saying, like, I have my screen hidden,
I have those two modes on, and I'm offline on Steam.
That's everything, right?
Yeah, that should be everything.
Yep.
And then we need to do our best to,
we need to not open the escape menu at all.
Don't hit escape.
I mean, later in the game is fine.
But don't hit escape now.
And then, yeah.
You guys want to join my squad off-screen?
Yes.
You guys can hear me?
I'm Bravo Squad.
Yep.
Bravo Squad is me.
Okay.
I'm in.
Let's see if this works, boys.
Hey, Mark.
Are you in?
Yeah, I'm in.
I'm in.
Yep.
Are you on our squad?
Bravo Squad?
Yep.
All righty.
You should be good.
locked it all righty it should be good
hopefully I'm just gonna leave I'm gonna leave the names off now just leave
that sign
How many people have rockets?
I mean the guy who initially let me use his rocket vehicle, I mean he literally had to
go to work so.
It's possible but you gotta know I've got every living shit out of the game.
Takes a while, bro.
Everybody in boys everybody in
Yo, bro, tell me why my name was this cake
How the hell did my name was cake, you know
I
Don't know
two seats fell it out for you two seats
getting ready move
yeah
no oh someone got out around me but I was in perfect
everyone actually has a parachute we're learning
Wait, this is our first time on this map today. I think it is.
Might be.
Fuck, yeah.
KILFEE doesn't matter because we have anonymous mode on, so you won't be able to see the people.
EVERYTIME!
Pick me to the hard side.
Yes sir, yes sir.
As pleased as please.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are to do the hard side.
I'm keen to minus 15 seconds to prepare for departure.
Okay.
I'm gonna help you get there.
Hold.
Hold.
Go, go, go!
What is this fucking getting today?
I'm telling you shit that's happening to me today is insane.
Did you get hit by another helicopter?
I choked out of our heli and somehow it says you.
Our heli ran me over.
You ran him over midair.
I'm gonna give you a jump up!
So can you please come rescue me please?
I'm begging, I'm like just too much behind the camera please?
I'm behind you in your left.
Oh no!
What is this fucking game today?
That's not gonna happen before too.
Literally every single week for like five hours, every night for no one has.
Just one of those days.
That's back to you!
Oh, gosh, that's so funny.
Thank you, my glorious king.
All the boys are popping the fuck off.
Holy shit.
All right.
Alright, same thing as usual, we'll load them up with ammo, and then we'll grab a kit.
Honestly, I'd grab a kit now if Opportunity presents itself we dive bomb.
We can buy all those shits again.
Banana banana banana banana.
Cool.
A lot of presets I agree.
I think three sets will be sick.
Let's go.
Anything you get to me?
Wait, what's up, Tony?
I don't know who the fuck maple is
Yeah, I'm not in the worst spot. I don't think courage is maple you can call me cake
It's got that you got that juicy ass
You walk around like every day's your birthday
Every time I close this hill I get shot by ten people.
Oh shit.
I'm gonna try to go far, but...
There's something else I might get to know.
There's like a bunch of reds just over the ledge.
What's up baby?
What's up?
It was good.
It was very good.
Yeah.
Huh?
What's up?
It was fantastic.
Thank you baby.
Oh, it's fantastic. Thank you, baby.
Who's over there yelling shut up over there
That's me
We had a guy on our team, I think it was like yesterday
I'm not kidding you Tony. He died and he yelled for help like 20 times
I removed him from the group as I hit escape. I got killed
But was it you that died on me
No, no, I was still working my way towards there was so there's so many red here legit. Oh, dude. Listen. This is the strap
We we depot ammo and then we make money as people are killing
I think this game boys
with John Littlebird right now.
This is our plan.
Once we hit 20 points, instead of going for FOBS, I say we cut supplies off and we look
for cars and the supply trucks.
Do you think that's profitable?
If you lose any more weight you'll fall through your ass and hang yourself.
Oh my, I thought I was dead.
Oh my gosh, I thought I was dead.
Can't be!
Yeah!
Someone said you can't lose more, buddy, if you don't crash.
Okay, yeah, I guess true.
As long as we're alive, we're not losing money.
Until we die, and then everything's lost.
You know what's odd?
The red team typically are people who just sit in the circle.
The blue team have speech impediments and the green team are the builders.
I didn't think the green team would end up being the builders.
Like it's every game like the green team is just building dominantly
That's what I'm saying we if you're playing on the green team you're guaranteed to have
a nice fob
It's crazy how money barely goes up each day we were at 600k and I bought the new heli
for 250,000. So suck on my balls. And then we died all last two games. But I have a
feeling this game is going to be good. I think we got an actual lobby. It already feels more
normal this game and it's a good map. I think we're going to do well.
And just one more trip we should be good
All right, this will be our last flight we'll dump this ammo
We'll land on the boys and try and help with the zone and then we'll go back and get the rocket
I think we go camp outside of red we're doing a lot better than everyone else
all right boys lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in
That hell is happening to me.
Okay, they have multiple ammo storages down there.
They're all good.
Let's go check on this over here.
How's it looking over here, boys?
I'm on my way.
They're so far.
I'm just gonna spot in the heli for a second.
Got people down here on ping too.
They already have anti air somewhere.
I'm bailing coming to you guys
Cuz we had to turn on the incognito mode so we could maybe have some some good games
What are you guys we literally had someone our game last raid or last game that said and I quote
I am here so you guys don't get your scripted win and he was building outside of our base with anti air
I don't want to hear it
Helly coming in, dropping people.
The guy they dropped is over here somewhere.
Where are you shooting at Tony?
Is this you?
They got a power shooting way in the distance.
Oh yeah, two more parachuters.
Pull your shooter early, pull your shooter early.
Somebody, somebody, full team.
Like six people over here Tony, other side.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
where we we we've just given zone by the way as well I see one here
are you not in the squad bro bro bro bro bro to your left to your left set a
guy walking underneath me and I'm in hell I shouldn't have shot bro I shouldn't
have shot I shouldn't have shot it's just every fucking time
come in. Papa's coming. Every fucking time, bro.
Don't move, Jake. Don't move. Thanks, Papa.
fuck you pussy, fuck you pussy, fuck you pussy
oh my god im in hell
I'm looking for that turn. I'm waiting for him to do it.
He turns. Not good.
It's one health. It's one health. Nice.
Yeah, what's up you little bitch? What's up you little bitch? What's up you little bitch?
Try to- Full heli dropping over here Tony.
Oh my sweet heavens.
I lost right things shit
I'm gonna retop off max
Reloading!
We are in an attack helicopter, I repeat, we are in an attack helicopter.
Wait you're flying an attack?
Yeah.
Oh shits.
Yeah.
How the fuck did you get in that?
You're about to torch people.
I'm on foot just stomping around.
What the fuck, it's all that going down there.
I
Punched there was one more in the far warehouse, I think yeah, yeah, he just shot me through smoke
He's swinging going on their side of the warehouse
I don't know I think so it's hard to tell with these names crow wolf barnyard animal
The resume now it looks like
Thank you brother, thank you
Or I just hear that attack helicopter and it sounds something fierce I
I see you courage where they at don't pay killed one up ahead hold on them are on
the corner from it again now he was like behind that green truck I killed one at
the here I'm pushing up a little bit I was a red player so that's red and blue
we just killed that same area and the trees that left laying down on
in the hill.
Nice, not him, not him.
Yep, coming to you.
He's blacked out a little.
Got another?
Nice, that's him.
I'm getting psyched.
I have to heal.
teammate. No, I just I moved too quick. I should just hold angles longer to be
honest, but I don't. Attack him really quick. Attack Hellia up careful boys.
not too sure holy fuck we got Kat in this everdeen on the team
it's clear over here it looks like
Logi, logi. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Right?
How you doing? Hut you up? Yeah, yeah, there's a fob over here we're taking. If you want to come to me.
me close to me nice we are dead dead dead these guys shot from right or left shot from left
in the trees. Sniper up there in the trees boys, careful.
They're trucked to a right. Yeah, I see their respawn point, Hutch.
Got it. We just took their stuff over here. You guys might have to fall back.
We're coming, we're coming, we're coming.
Are you actually dead or are you still up?
I lived with one HP but there's more here, they just had their respawn truck.
Okay.
About the fence on the right.
Dead.
Cow, indeed.
In the trees.
one out here that guy has level three armor for sure across at that tree we're coming
down looking at you I must see him whenever you're shooting at one shot there's a cross
defense line all it just across this yeah why where do you guys want the alley we're
I got a reload. I'm coming over to you. I have no ammo. I have to repack all my mags.
I'm dead. Sighted to the back by a random red player from a different team in the hills.
He's right here.
Oh, what? Oh, there's another one in the same spot. How did that? What? I can't believe that
That all the whole red team started to pinch maybe I'm not really. Oh
Dude, that was so that was that was we could have farmed for so I wiffed. I wiffed I wiffed I wiffed
Hey, not a bad life could have made a lot more though not a bad life, but could have made a lot more that's for sure
What server suck my balls never you'll never know and I hope you never find out
Funny server name. Yeah, it's actually suck my balls. You thought I was lying. Oh
Oh my gosh, you know Tony tell your pilot look at the map. Look at all those red red dots
Okay, yo
I'm going with you
If any other hellies go at you guys, I'll try and take them out same thing with the anti air. We're good
We're fucking up. Hellies room. They don't set a chance. They literally not set a chance
We might have just been I'm not kidding
If you come to where I just died you will get 30 you will get 30 kills in that alley
If you go to the hot zone, there is 20 blue and 20 red on either side of the street
Fuck yeah, I'd be the most kills a helicopter could ever get if you go there right now. All right, Tony
Let's see baby lost the fee lost the fee the buffet is out
Literally look at a random player target rich environments damning fuck tongues. Look, I've never seen so many people
That's why I'm gonna learn a few more seconds
Oh, yeah, you see the respawn? You see the respawn, Tony?
Respawn underneath me, Tony.
We're coming around the alley right now.
Has to be so low yeah, it's on fire I should kill soon
Dead
And I'm already out of ammo completely. Yeah, I eat up. Oh wait, no, I'm not
I got one more flyby.
I see that guy.
Did you kill him?
We got a heli above us. Looks like another attack, maybe?
Just drop people underneath me.
I'm turning
Nice
I'm gonna go re-up good luck
How do we not profit we destroyed the fucking respawn vehicle
Oh my gosh blue team just murdered everybody. Yeah, he just crashed like nine people
Only got 3k how
7,500 for it. I thought I was gonna get paid so much more
Well, Tony pretty much single handedly just zeroed out all those people in the zone
That was insanity that we love that
You know what's insane about that heli that that he's flying as well bro they can stay
up in the air for so long.
Yeah, I have a backpack full of ammo and he has a backpack full of flares.
And we're just like, yeah, it's gross.
Is that Mach-A? Is that who you're flying with?
Who?
Mach-A M-A-C-I-E?
Yeah, no.
He said his name was pronounced Mach-A. That guy's insane.
Yeah, that's nuts.
Oh
Green team, oh, that's us never mind. Wow, this is just a straight curb stop in terms of what we have
No, I never reloaded
Well, we got one run in we got one run worth of stuff
This is the time to do what I want to do.
Love isn't always on time.
All right, where's red coming from over here I said for lodges
What were that?
Our boys fucking them up you're gonna run back to spawn all right that's a waste of
money I'm gonna try and actually like make money on this run I want to see so we're
Just looking for vehicles
Shall I fly higher yeah
Alrighty pay attention boys. We're looking for vehicles. We get about half a tank of fuel left. Well
What's the main road that they usually go on is it the one directly in front of us?
Or is it past to be right?
looking for any movement any movement this might not be the strap
yeah there's one
That'll respawn it is beautiful.
I just missed all those shots.
I hate everything.
These shots are a lot easier.
11,000, boom, now we're profitable.
So it's easier or it's better to hit those at the rear, I'm guessing, now.
Holy shit, they are torching.
Any more vehicles?
There he is.
Yeah, that's the way to do it, instead of just shooting everything that's like the guaranteed
kills.
You can't waste rockets with this.
You have to identify profitable kills and then you dive bomb them
Or we had on fuel we're not doing terrible church is clear
Tony what you seeing bro?
They're just kind of fucking everywhere. Yeah, I just killed the respawn vehicle
Well, there's a little guy right behind me.
Oh, I see his ass. I got a builder right underneath me.
If I can move the way I want.
All right, there goes all my ammo.
I'll see you but in a moment
Hope they got a somewhere unless that was our a target of me
So that's the way to do it
Slow methodical find your spots
Kill them and then just keep looking but you can't like I feel like so much we find ourselves
Just like swinging around shoot anything that moves uses six rockets for one guy. You got to be very like
Here's somebody bang
Punched down bad way say that three maps right now
Well, I mean, the respawn vehicle gave me 11,000.
That's more than the one did that was in the zone.
Mini gun, hell, he's terrible.
It's good, whatever.
I don't know.
So much better
What up Tonya?
Hello Tonya. What's your doing baby? What's your doing?
Going back out for another run man. It's the profit run for me
Oh, we're already reloading. We're getting to I'm up 92,000. Oh
My god, and you're buying your ammo
Huh, and you're buying the ammo. Yeah. Oh wow
That's just like straight profit out of that thing
It's the one when you have a lobby like this where they're not really they're just RPGing us and we can kill them
Well, I've blown up like I don't even know how many helicopters
You get I mean it's that it's thousands every time you've done a heli. Yeah, I
Probably have 30 grand just from helis
And then spawn tanks that blowing up the trucks and supply trucks and everything like yeah, that's what I'm doing
I'm trying to call their logi guys
That's something I never do and I want to start doing it more
Ice field.
Ice field, boys, ice field.
See ya.
Spawn vehicle right over here on me underneath in that road where I'm flying towards follow me
Right here
Auntie air somewhere as well
I don't know where I'm getting shot from
There's a FOD back there Tony?
Ah, it's looking like it.
No way!
You saw how long he fucking held that shit for?
Bro, he held that shit for... dude, I swear every time I'm about to start making money, I die.
Fuck!
Shit!
every time fucking damn it
I'm like oh man I'm about to start making money we're doing so good
fucking
well I do free I did I fuck
pissed I mean that dude that's what everyone's doing now is they're baiting
out the flares. I, new role. If we're getting targeted, we stop what we're doing.
We that guy's not going anywhere. We stop what we're doing, we identify where the
target's happening. We miss it, we kill, and then we resume, we resume, not resemble,
we resume.
I'm gonna go get those bitches. I'm pissed
Snipers are way too OP mass snipers. You think snipers are the problem out of everything in this game
The tanks the heli's the snipers are where you draw the line
Did you guys destroy that a a?
Yes, yes, there was a separate fob we blew it up.
Nice, and then you got the respawn beacon as well.
Okay, Tony, Jesus, you're killing everything.
I'm wasting money right now it's too difficult way too difficult way too
difficult not worth it not worth the money any other logi runners got a
heli there Tony is absolutely destroying them diesel thank you so much for the
fiber bro that guy might be going oh baby see now that's a full heli that's
worth chasing that's money right there dude no when I fly by him I'm pissed I'm
I'm fucking pissed.
Planting at the church, eh?
What's up, Pern?
Nothing else? That's it? Oh? Oh, a lot else, a lot else, a lot else. Big ol' round here,
a little loop
underneath that tree I think
let's go
where the hell these guys go
what the fuck are you shooting at me
Oh, you ain't get away, Mr. Lodgy.
Oh, little thucky left in the pond. Ain't that unfortunate?
Whoa!
Huh?
What? You're alive? Tell your war story, holy shit.
How is he alive?
They're just sitting in the church.
Little ducky got swallowed by a bass, and then the bass was allergic and threw it up.
I know, I know, I know.
You upset at me, boss.
I know.
games that you don't need to dumb it the fuck down no I agree you don't need to
cause every single game that comes out
maybe you do need to cut everything that comes out fuck bro I'm trying boss
I'm trying so hard. I'm trying
Shut the fuck up. I'm trying
You have no idea how fucking hard it is
Or I mean you do could you literally play this game as well, but fuck you
I'm losing everything
Dude, I was stupid so well
Todd killer, not even close to the same game
You know what's great about what you're doing right now Tony is you are probably leveling up your pilot like a madman
We're calling me like crazy
Is that what you're saying the comms no no no the you leveling your your pilot right now
You are getting he's getting Halax P with the rockets dude the rockets are insanely strong
You just for being the gun and get a ton of piloting
Yeah, yeah, we're far
Lucky
They got level up ten times the pilot yesterday one game with him. Oh my yes
He just who is that has he just been flying non-stop the landmark
You were that then when landmarks signed off yesterday
He joined me and then when me me and Jinji were playing
One and pilot you if you want you Jinji was piloting and just giggling like I've never heard her laugh so much
He's like this is the most fun ahead of this game
47 and 2 oh
My gosh
47 and 2, holy shit, bud.
He'll stay in the lobby.
I mean, if Denmark's not going to do it, next game, during the fly with him.
See how good he is flying.
All you need to do is buy the 300mm, have a small backpack, and he'll do the rest.
And he just flies, he puts you in his spot and you murder?
Yeah, he carries 12 flares, and he's incredible at timing the flare, you know what I'm saying?
Well, it's really strong about that.
with it earlier what's really strong about it is is the amount of ammo you can
carry because in the game it used to be everything was like the one-slaughters
like even the rockets now that 30 mm ammo is the one-slaughters and the
rockets take up like full lines oh you guys got shot from church 131k oh my
Gosh
I'm looking for the guy who just shot you
Yeah, I'm here. I'm not seeing them as of now
I killed the guy who
Killed you guys sadly the boy just jumped on the AA next
Little in our wants
No, we're gonna have to stay in we're gonna have to stay in if we stay in it should work into that mouth
If we leave it's gonna be a tough time because every new lobby that spins up starts on OZ
It goes to OZ and then back on it, which we're on and then it goes to the other map
So if we keep leaving lobbies, it's hard to join one because they're all full and that's
when they rotate to the other map
Yep
They've completely given up, there's like a whole squad that's just sitting at church
with AA bro
You're so tired of you, Tony!
Just go straight to the church, you'll kill a fucking shit ton of them over there.
I can't believe he lived that long.
See I try and like save ammo like I try to just go boop boop boop and they never die.
I have to just dump that shit.
Oh I have a break even?
No.
Never bro.
Literally never.
I always lose money dude.
The only way I make money is to buy taxi.
I know they're not meant for air infantry.
Later, bitch!
Oh dude, they're so mad.
They are so mad at the chatter.
You guys seeing them?
Yeah, I'm money laundering.
I'm selling dope in between games to make ends meet for these helicopters 100%.
No, we unlocked this helicopter.
We've been working towards it for like three days.
It's been mad fun using it.
This is the original map.
Wow, that's two full stacks of ammo.
We have to make sure we reload.
Holy shit.
Alright, lock in!
This will be the run guaranteed.
Let's do well!
I
of
Yes, we need me respawn vehicle directly underneath me in the tower that I'm in
you see me on your map. Got it on my way.
It's in the open, directly beneath this building.
I'm trying to ping it exacting.
Waiting for ping. Got you.
Seen. Still too warm.
It's a literal one health, let me get it from the back and I'll destroy it.
All right, it's dead.
I guess it's in the paper, spotting it.
Wow.
Oh, Tony!
Oh!
Are they still down there?
Tony, did you kill them all?
oh we basically just killed everybody at this farm
oh it just crashed into you guys that felt so bad
Oh, this is pure air domination.
They have nothing built.
They can't keep anything built.
They are just getting destroyed.
Oh, we see Red Team spawn beacon up there, by the way, at that church.
I hit him a couple times.
I'll spot for you, Tony. I'm out of ammo. Right here, outside of church, Tony. Right here.
They are on the staircase.
Spawn, spawn vehicle, spawn vehicle right here, Tony.
Kill that.
Right there.
Spawn.
right here Tony ATV on the back side shoot the ATV as well for more money
oh my god how many kills of Tony have oh my god
51 51 holy shit that's gross
current at 26 bro hutch you called out that spawn vehicle right yeah I'm
Sniper guy I immediately take out my my my recon I turn and as I'm finishing targeting it
They blow it up
So I get a thousand for the spot and when you spot with the targeting a respawn vehicle you get 8k when it's blown up
So you really go
Spotted it and got 9k in one second. I was wondering how you made so much money
No, right right there with those two spawn vehicles you guys blew up. I made it
18k in those two vehicles blowing up just from spotting with my little fucking scope
Holy shit
Do that um if that's the more win a level of recon are those games when you guys are flying like crazy spot or scope everything
Cuz you guys are over cop to respawn. Yeah, let's do it. Okay. It's gonna be tough to this game
I'm sure now because people are in but
That was a great game. That's probably our best game of the day.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
Well, no, 99 point comeback and then that one.
But that one was like enjoyable from step one to step two.
That 99 comeback was miserable for the first 90% of the game
and then was awesome the last 10%.
That was great. You guys had so much air superiority that game as well.
Don't worry, I'm double hand clicking the green team.
If you're in the lobby and you're not the guy with that helicopter, pick the blue team,
you sons of bitches.
No, let me mute.
You can play on controller, but it isn't good.
He should play MK, but if he doesn't want to play MK, he can get away with controller.
And no, you can just load up and go.
It's fully open.
You're all good, Nox.
Are I need you guys on green yet?
No, sir.
No, sir.
I mean, knowing as it is, how filled this lobby now is, might just...
I'm in.
I just got green as well.
Nice.
Pony, you good?
I hope so. I hope he's good. I'm gonna quickly set up a squad. I'm gonna grab the helicopter
fly over there and then I'll join. I don't want to leak it. He's green. Okay, good. He
was in before us sounds like
get in boys get in it's your captain hutch speaking the greatest pilot to
ever brace this game we're gonna get you in there we're gonna make you win get
in boys we do have a supply of baked beans on
on board for all of our good soldiers.
Lock in.
Yo, is that, is that, is one of the-
Mango, I think you're getting targeted.
First cake, now mango?
I don't know.
Mango?
What the fuck?
Yo, is any of you guys with that
attack helicopter from last game?
Yeah, both that top chop teller.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Be inside me up!
He gotta be English.
That man is 100% English.
Okay, I'll take Aganda.
Oh, it's this fucking map. How's it this map?
Good luck boys!
I forgot my recon. No, I'm an idiot. Okay, I'm bad.
Made a little bit. Gonna make more.
I actually like this map whenever we're not getting hard targeted also
I think green has a better setup than blue and then red on this map
Would you snipe an enemy Ellie?
Oh dude, it's so much fun. It has me by the balls too. I listen to people talk shit
I truly have no idea where it's coming from
Like some of the stuff is valid like all the repetitiveness sure I
Don't know how because there's a thousand things you can do every game, but okay. I'll hear that out
The gun play okay
Well, if you really hasn't played games like parkov and other things that like where you instantly die I
Can understand how you would get but hurt about just being bad sure
But like people are just like it's bad the shit nothing about it's good. I I don't understand that. I
Don't know. I don't know what game they're playing
Well, you don't have to have a PS engineer, do what I do, I'm lodging run your dick off.
That's what I do, I lodge you run and I fly.
I could run around with a gun, but everybody runs around with a gun, you know?
I like to think that we're going to get to a point where we can start ruling this guy's.
I feel like that could be so much fun.
I think next thing I'm going to grind after I get this done is medic.
That should be broken. We don't have taxi flying. Yeah.
Oh, you run a supplier now. Yeah. Yeah. I'm dumping ammo right now.
I just realized that guy asked for a large hammer. Do you have the ability to buy a large hammer?
I do, but I'm afraid every time I buy one, someone else already bought it.
Yeah, yeah
I don't know why my name keeps being food. I think someone's fucking with me
I think somebody's fucking with me
Chad, you can tell Summit if he wants to come and join us, he can.
I don't know if he already has a group he's playing with or what he's doing, but we'd
love to have him.
I didn't want to do what I did last time when he just goes live to have everybody go over
there and tell him to come and join.
Here's one in Trude.
Tell him, fuck you, come in in Trude.
I'm gonna come.
Go get some of it, boys. Go get them.
Say, Hutchman wants to make sweet love to you.
I
You guys getting spam voting texts recently
Yes, like non-stop I was but ours just ended so not anymore
Dude I literally got one the other day and it said the communists have infiltrated our government
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh you should have said that. Ever had now my chance, they have, they have!
They call me to steering the government.
Cross them out of our lands now.
All right now!
He is coming!
OOOOOOOH!
YES!
DO NOT GUM! DO NOT GUM!
I'M GONNA CAMP!
Oh yeah, I gotta check on my poor lace.
Why did I just open this and it pulled up a fucking 1-800 gambler's anonymous?
Am I been losing that much?
All right, let me see here
Oh my gosh, the Browns got fucking some moat holy shit
Burn out.
Burn out.
Burn out.
Burn out.
Uhm bum, bum, bum bum hm.
A-ma, amo, ammem,AMMO, AMMO.
Of
Bom out!
Ba-bam out.
A-khm.
How many gifted to take the hat off fuck you Jim oh shit hey die comrade wolf mad CS and
Dad, thank you so much for your love, and Tingle, thank you so much for the five gifted.
Chad, I can promise you no one cares about your political take, my god.
Punch that fucking heathens. Where's the day of battle? The hot zone's like way out of here
I'm coming Tony. I'll tell you I'll tell you where the battle is
Thanks for being awesome
You got a shit ton of people at the church
Shit time session with those fans
Church bro shit time at the church
Yeah, bore people right here
What the hell are you at oh mother of God
They got RPGs
No, no, don't you say that, don't you say that communist slander.
I bought the helicopter for two hundred and fifty thousand, okay?
you start slinging slurs in here without a little bit of facts
This is a slow game. Yeah, you already know it's gonna be a fog war. Yeah, but once you get that attack hell
Yeah, I think every game is going to be slow now after you just dropped 50 last game, Tony.
Your bad luck just kidding one moment
Come on boys, sorry about that
Whoopsies oh shit, sorry come on in
Let's pick up all these guys over here, don't take that, don't take that, I'll take you
where you need to go, tomato!
Get in boys, get in!
Where we going?
wherever your heart desires.
To the outside.
You got it boss.
Hello Radish!
Hello.
Close game.
Dubbers
Jets no just Hellies
Barrel Roll
You trying to be impressed
Let me show you impressed
We're landing in style boys if you jump you're a coward
hold on their tower you got it you got it style points you cowards oh my god
everybody jump rub your fucking lives wolf you got the biggest balls out of all
of them all right let me get you over there you want to let me check their
roof there are you up yeah they're up on their roof yeah for sure yeah let's go
check it oh yeah it looks free looks free all right hold oh okay oh dude you
You sure let me put you on the roof, fuck!
Hey, landed it.
Hey, hey!
Landed it!
You wanna see me do it again?
How about a backflip?
You wanna see me do a backflip?
Watch this shit.
Watch this shit.
We must get the elevation.
You're about to be impressed.
Right here!
Save it!
Oh nice and easy
Uh we're one of you guys in that helicopter crash
It was it was in a backflip i'm gonna be honest this the helicopter just kind of stopped turning
Not gonna lie
We from you
More ammo! More ammo! More ammo! Oh yeah, baby. Give me those assists.
Get in touch.
Under the bridge!
Well, I think it's gonna be our oh my gosh blue stealing points. Are you kidding me?
Oh, we stole it the last second there
Look at them calling out fuel ammo yada yada blah blah blah. Oh
Dude, we're gonna have an actual
massive base I think
Oh, they're not unloading my ammo!
Bastards!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help me, please, God!
Help me, please, God!
Help me!
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
You bastard!
You bastards, you're not unloading my ammo
Watch out, I'll unload this while oh wait, are you actually full?
The word literally cheese like it's a sorry god
Bang oh my gosh, you're not lying holy shit
Fire!
Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, fire, fire, okay, oh my gosh, who dropped this ammo
right here?
That's not where I parked my car.
move something you got it boss son of a bitch hello hello J rod
what do you want to do?
what's up dude how's your games going?
are you guys in any high deep games?
are you just playing until you're done?
yes yes yes yes yes
how's your games going today?
you still sniping?
I'm still running recon
fuck yeah, I'm still flying
hey hey hey, I love it bro
I ain't got no better boss
there it is
I probably have a lot of my problems with that, but I'm just fine.
At level 59, I need to get to 80, and my flying skills...
Yeah. I'm telling you, once you start flying, you won't want to stop. It's so much fun.
I can't hear that. I'm a big Lodgy driver. I like Lodgy drivers.
Watch me take out this respawn, boys.
Watch this, you're about to be impressed.
So close.
Come on.
You're about to be impressed starting right now.
All day.
All day.
No.
Middle backwards, just a little bit.
Oh, I know.
I fucked it.
Wait.
Does that hit?
That hits, doesn't it?
Does that hit? That hits, doesn't it?
That has to be hitting. It has to be.
That has to be hitting.
Is it not hitting?
It's on fire, I see it!
I'm completely fucked it now.
Stevie Wonder of the Mortar Team. Okay.
Mods?
I can't hear you badger, I'm currently motoring.
These are 100% going to hit!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
These have to hit, they have to.
Just the smallest degree upwards.
Where are all these enemies at?
Hope I canceled it
I hope you have an amazing day
Oh my gosh.
It's the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.
That has to be a bullseye!
That's for sure hitting, right?
What the fuck?!
I will never give up!
100% that's a kill!
Okay, I actually don't think it exists anymore. We're giving up.
Going about right here now.
Short!
Oh my tango box dropped 69ers, this is a helicopter or something like that, it's in the air.
We have so many supplies, we're just running logistics for our bases insane.
Oh
Gotta be killed
Have we killed anything yet
Okay, I'll take it at this point we'll take anything
Oh
Oh
Oh
We did it
Oh, we're dialed in now
Okay, now do we hit blue base now we hit the blue base now we hit here. Where's that at?
That's what's fucked up this mother fucker
Yeah, I'm on the mortars right now mortar team is doing great
Mordor team doing great.
Wait, how do I buy this, how do I buy this?
What is this?
I got you.
Yo, hey, courage, how do I buy this?
I'm pressing V, it doesn't work.
No, there's not.
is not gonna try and buy it it won't let me buy it my spare parts shit shit
Good.
Let's go ahead and unload this.
I was looking at the screen, idiots.
Call me sexier, B-Band.
Ha!
Ha, dumb ass gave up the good one.
Ha, bad me whatever.
Okay.
I think it's out of range.
I think it's out of range.
It is.
Dammit.
Alright, let's kill ourselves.
nice very nice very nice now that's one thing i gotta tell you i've made 60 000
i hate you have i told you that today that i hate you 60 000 bro i told you that i hated you yet
but i do i hate everything you love
6k people watching you do that yes Vic just imagine just imagine you're over
there doing your Rubik's Cube for 19 hours straight I'm over here shooting
mortars and missing who got things figured out bitch boy
Now watch this shit. New song! Lock him.
Okay, hold. Pause the music. Pause the music. Who's saying they're getting their time with the West Fortunate? Who was that? Motz?
Scour through the chat anyone who is saying that they have to get their hours in with the disability or the disabled
Look up
She made me nervous
And she said they are coming from the land down under
What was that little beach? Oh
That's a landmark
Yep landmark has been there
They're all dead
Man in Brussels
He was six foot four a full of muscle
I said this because my language
Sandwich oh, I was shooting a fob the whole time
What was that oh, so we heavens
You landed congratulations come ass
I love this shit congratulations
I'm not sure what that means.
I'm not sure what that means.
I'm not sure what that means.
Can't you push it?
See you later!
Hey, hey, hey!
If I can't shoot you to death, I'll smack you out of the sky.
What the hell is going on to me?
Well, they got a really good pilot in the attack Helmet Chopper, Tony.
Not that, they got the gunner.
Not the rockets, but the regular guns, he just shot me out of the sky boss, I didn't
have much fun when he did it. She is come on in come on in you can call me
mango or mango for short or you can also call me MC Hammer either one
the drop off seven or two rolling this guy's you know Chad has been telling me
all day long I'm the greatest pilot they've ever seen in that right chat
don't take a pinch right there so however long I don't care what you
You're bored now that's that's can't be happening
All right TBD TBD give me about the moment
TBD, but I've seen a blue player the whole game like a singular blue enemy. We
He's got my back you jackass
Yeah
They got they got a bad
They are nice, they are very nice, they fire basically, they attempted to be, they attempted
to be.
I'm like in this forward side position trying to kill people as they rotate over and I just
don't see anyone.
Where are you trying to land at?
Are you at the roof?
Watch the roof. Oh, okay, bye-bye.
Dumbass.
Ah, blue tower. They're rebelling, Tony. Go put them back in their place.
Holy shit talking mushrooms enemy vehicle or that enemy vehicle
Ellie dropping blue fires above, spotted ones.
Mottie spotted multiple more.
Where are they?
I see the enemy choppers. Oh, it's fighting you guys over there.
No, no, no. There's a car over here.
They've been destroyed.
Oh, there it is. I see it.
I'm gonna go.
Right underneath Tony, respawn vehicle, right underneath.
Destroy that bitch!
I
Respond vehicle dead
I got you son. Oh, there's a little what's in the color here?
Well, that didn't do nothing for me
Holy shit, God, we made profit! Oh my God! Anything's possible! We did it! We fucking did it! Oh my God!
I'm actually making money the last couple of games this morning.
Lord, me and Chat come to you today to give thanks.
Oh my God.
Are you giving us the courage to win and all of Chats said amen.
All of Chats said amen.
Brother, that Bob is torching the competition.
Also Lord, thank you for landmark killing all of the people on anti air.
here. Olive Chat said Amen one more time. Amen 2X. Yeah, we're at that point in the game
where we've just put everyone else on their back foot so much that they just can't really
do much. And then you have Tony killing the entire team by himself.
Sorry, I have to text my mom.
Oh my gosh, Tony, any survivors over there?
You need assistance?
Dude, they built like five sand sites.
Oh, I know, I went over there
and I barely got out with my life.
Then you went over there and killed everyone.
Yeah.
Oh, cucumber can't even get into the sky.
Oh, that guy's fucking dead.
Hey
Oh wait, what the hell's that noise
the
uh... who was flying in that hell of a chopper
hell of a chopper
hell of a chopper, who was it?
how far
all those are people in the motors down there these slimy bastards
these slimy bastards
I see you.
Goodbye, goodnight.
No supply truck driving right through the river right now where you guys ran from. I marked it twice turning
Right through the river mark it one more time or just throw a ping near it
Okay
looking
Driving and or out he's stuck in the water right now. It's literally just flip the sideways in the water right there on the exact thing
Got it on my way
still there yep it's still it's a free it's just sitting for free baby that's
gonna be dead in three two and one it somehow live what three little birds in
the air above you right now bird yes chef
What do you pay this life for spotting vehicles?
Tony, I got a hundred little birds on me. I'm bringing them to you, okay boss?
We're going back to base right now, to reply to Shimo.
Alright, I'll meet you over there.
Yeah, I need ammo as well.
Oh my gosh. Hey, look right there. Can you look at that courage?
Which way of reverse right there?
On a ping right outside of our base, there's a respawn truck.
I
Look on the map little crown the little the little castle. It's right there
Tony you better not fucking destroy it until I hit it at least once
Is it behind it? I can't see it from my angle. It's in those trees hundred percent just saw it right before I left
Tony, I need confirmation that you're not going to go do that.
He was?
Thanks God.
Okay, good.
He wasn't listening.
Nothing.
See another supply truck coming in?
Over here?
So I'm blasting Metallica.
What happened?
I love it.
I love it.
Nothing.
There's a respawn truck on the castle outside of our base.
Don't destroy it until I get there.
Okay.
Yeah, I've got room to bell tolls yelling on the chopper.
I love it.
on my way.
On my way, sir.
Jayrod!
I love that you're here with us.
Oh, I see the respawn vehicle now behind tower 2.
Alright, I'm on my way.
Good to be here.
Well, I'll be there once another server if you guys will, yeah?
We're almost there.
76 right now.
To be fair, it's my own fault that I played one game in the warm-up,
when I started playing more games,
I should have played more games, but I forgot what I was playing.
On my way, Jack.
All right, reaping.
oh no there's anti-air over here somewhere
saying
I'm right on the other side of the river, someone by me just smoked down, oh man, so
close, thank you man.
Vehicle destroyed, Kurt you should have gotten a little bit of XP for that my friend, what
the fuck?
Oh, it's okay.
I'm getting pushed by one or two people, I can't tell.
How the hell have you crashed 15 choppers today?
I'm sure.
That is, uh, Communist Slander. Don't listen to him.
the
mother fucker
on the ground
all
after
So they are fighting for their fucking life in there, man.
Bro, we are farming blue team.
It's disgusting.
It's poor humans.
Let's go bully the red team now.
Like a little bird up there.
I
Sick bastard. Oh wait, it's I don't see any is that ours I
Have hit one million dollars boys
I'm laughing at casualty of war, casualty of war, mistakes do indeed happen in war.
Yeah.
Yelp.
Yelp, landmarks.
Full little bird coming in over the blue base.
Full one.
Yelp, just dropped him in blue.
Just dropped him in.
I'm out of ammo!
Shit!
I'm out of ammo!
Shit!
I'm out of ammo!
I'm out of ammo!
I'm out of ammo!
SHIT!
How am I going to make these slides, Chad? Am I bad?
Yes!
There's another one down there.
Another one of that riverbed.
Somewhere like over here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yo, is this our first profitable game today in the heli?
Like true profit?
Don't stop, don't, wait, what is it?
Cowbell! Yo Rocky with the fine gift in my man! I appreciate you bro.
Mississippi Queen! Do you know what I mean?
There's my guy fuckin' with me.
There's my guy fuckin' with me out of anger.
I see you, bitch.
Is that the 9RPGU?
I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna find him.
No!
Fuck!
get over here you bastard chon
showed I can't like when they're close like that I don't know the distance like
how do I hit that but I don't aim at them I don't aim above them I don't aim
behind them like where do I aim
You got to lead like crazy, yeah.
Oh my goodness Tony, you're slaughtering them.
Dude, it's cyberbullying.
They've completely abandoned it.
This is so wrong.
Oh my gosh.
But they can't do anything.
They're getting shot out of the air,
a shot on the ground and the out of already left. Kudos to all the people who did it, my god.
God.
Bastards.
Can I destroy a fob if it's smoking?
Touchdown birds? Fuck yeah baby.
I gotta pull the game up.
Oh
Plus 80,000 190,000 in one leg I
Did I the whole second half of that game and spotted everything I killed four people in that life
I finished with plus 113 tape and spot it
Every vehicle I spotted you guys blew up
Dude we were just circling the blue base dude
They built five Sam sites and we blew them all up with guys in them. We did a run
I sort of I killed like 15 guys and 30 seconds. It was oh my god
Holy fuck
oh man well boys I'm not gonna lie the birds game is on so I'm probably gonna
go watch that which fucking blows cuz summit just got in here if you don't
like summit just say it dude I'm actually pissed I'm actually pissed I don't
know why I thought today's game was at eight I don't know why but it's happening
right now and I'm missing it but I love you both and I love you too so much
yesterday. Thank you. What a
pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure
we game tomorrow. We game
tomorrow. We game tomorrow.
All right, cool. Yeah, for
sure. All right for the eagles
are we backing out. Yeah, let's
go get some time to pick up
boys. Have a great race. L
stream later. Chad I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I thought the
bird's game was on later and I
apologize for that. I
apologize for that. I am sorry.
swing on me too. I would swing on me as well. I appreciate everybody stopping by today dudes.
Thank y'all so much for hanging. Thank y'all so much for chilling. I love you all very much.
I'm gonna go watch the birds. Whoops, I'm fucking ass. I appreciate everybody hanging out dudes.
Go birds. I love you and I appreciate you. I will see all you beautiful people tomorrow.
Thank y'all so much for chilling. Thank y'all so much for hanging out.
Make sure y'all root for the birds. If you don't, you're dead too.