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{DROPS} WET WILLY WEDNESDAY | DODGING ROCKETS, TREES, AND BUILDINGS LIKE A PRO TODAY! NO CRASHING AT ALL!
09-16-2026 · 5h 10m
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I feel like a freight train running I'm that hurricane turning
I'm feeling like a polar bear burning What are we gonna do?
I'm that fake smile bling bling Yeah, I'm the lie that you used to believe in
if the truth kinda lost all meaning, and I'm enjoying the view
well, I've been a loving lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
and picking it up when I'm better
This is gonna have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start suckin' some dick.
We need a hero!
We need a hero!
As close as he has, no kids, no job!
He kills whatever we can, cause no kids, no hat, no kids, no job!
We need a hero!
We need a hero!
I'm holding on for a heel till the end of the night!
He's gotta be strong, he's gotta be fast!
He's gotta be fast from the fight!
I need a hero!
I'm holding out for the heat of the morning glass
You gotta be sure, gotta be sure
You gotta take my life, my future
My life
My life
My life
My life
My life
The way I feel made mine
And in my wildest fantasy
Some would just be ordinary
And some would just imagine
Rating on the thunder and rising wind for me
It's gonna take you out
Hey, baby! Hey, baby!
I've been sent this job down, down, down!
Hey, me!
Hey, me!
I had the VOTE in one!
I'm going to my home, man!
He's the way to the planet!
Who the hell can I do?
I wish I could explain!
Hey, he's the king of the team!
Who the hell wants the cannon?
And that's you!
No!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
I'm gonna stand up for some more!
I
Here maybe along the oh you liar
Three big ball
Restaurant Hogan's hangout. Okay. You sing. Oh, yeah, I feel a little bit you can sing. Yeah
Yeah, Ripley's mom
She's very great
When you're in a five mile radius of her you can smell that pussy steak. Oh, yeah, that's saying
And I had all these people saying it down on it
Get down on it
Get thy, on it get thy, on it
Come on, get get thy, on it
Get thy, on it
Get thy, on it
Get thy, on it
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall
Get your back up on your wall
Tell me
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance
By standing on the wall
Get your back up, up, up
Cause I heard all the people saying
Get down on it
Come on then
Get down on it
If you really want it
Get down on it
You gotta feel it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Get down on it
Come on then
Get down on it
Baby, baby
Get down on it
Get on it
Get down on it
I say, people
What?
Or what you gonna do?
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still mid-dirty dude, what should I do?
Like the straight-
Good morning, little baby ladies, good morning, good morning, good morning, everybody, hello,
Good morning everybody hello hello what's going on what's happening my wizards what's
going on good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good
Good morning, good morning, happy Wednesday, hope day.
Happy Wednesday.
Good morning, good morning.
The ran out of toilet paper
after the stream clips gets me every time.
What are you supposed to say?
What are you supposed to say?
He might be struggling,
But at least when he's out of toilet paper, he can like the string, you know?
That's the least he can do is like the string.
Good morning everybody.
Why do you look so skinny in the intro and so fat now?
Are those leading their part?
Count your days, bitch.
Alright?
How about that?
How about that?
Happy going.
Count your motherfucking days.
That's the answer, bitch.
Puss it.
Goodness!
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.
Nothing to report man.
Had a great day yesterday.
Long, long day, long, long day.
Long, long, long, long day.
It was nice, it was nice, it was good.
No!
Love you, my idiot.
I'm gonna be honest, I was on stand by last night for a little bit,
but then nine o'clock rolled around and I just said fuck this,
sleep I can't lie I can't lie they were playing a lot of like four person games
I know it was John's birthday so you know let the boys do what they're gonna do but
yeah once nine o'clock roll around I don't even know what they got into after
that are you breaking a meal today hopefully I love to break a meal dude I
I wanna get, I want to get, how was their war dogs?
Did they enjoy it?
No, it was cheeks.
No, no, you guys were answering the other streams.
I'm asking what about the war dogs part?
John accidentally spent 98% of his cash stack
on unlocking the last helicopter.
Wait, what do you mean the last helicopter?
The Blackhawk? Wait, John unlocked that? Bro, how the fuck did he unlock that?
all John does is fly really oh he has a full-on fly rig bro I'm pissed off I'm
pissed off at the success of my friends I want that fucking thing I want it I've
I've been waiting so everly patient.
I have been like the fat kid in the back of the cafeteria line.
I've been waiting for my cheese sticks
every time I walk up to the fucking pot, they're all gone.
I want it.
I want the helicopter and I'm losing my mind.
I'm about to go steal a cheese stick.
I mean the helicopter.
I don't give a fuck.
Yo, dude, speaking of helicopters,
kind of a sensitive topic here.
Did you see what happened in California yesterday?
Holy shit.
No, it wasn't stew.
A CBS helicopter was covering a car crash
that happened in an intersection in California.
While they were hovering over the car crash,
the helicopter had massive malfunction,
fell from the sky and blew up, killing three instantly and one in the hospital, NBC, whatever
news agency it is.
All I know is, is the people that it happened to, we watch, they're the one of the news
that we watch literally every week when we watched the chases.
Me and Landmark were texting last night going,
Holy fuck.
I said, Tony, you can never go up in a helicopter again
and shoot them pigs.
You can never do it again.
He said, I promise I won't do it, boss.
So you can never do it.
No, I can't show it.
I can't show it because it leads to death.
That's how I get bad, you know?
And I don't want like, for me, man,
I don't like using that kind of stuff is like I want you I don't like the term content but like
You know, I don't want to pull that up on screen and
Then it gets chopped down in a clip. I don't want to do that
I don't want to do that. I'll talk about it, but I don't want to show it
Y'all can go look it up on x yourself. It'll take you two seconds. It is fucking terrifying
It is it is like
I'ma be honest after the whole like oliver tree stuff with the helicopter
Now this with the helicopter got our IP Kobe bro. I ain't never and I'm telling you this bro
I am never flying in a helicopter for the rest of my life
My big ass ain't survived in no helicopter going down
No way half my left titty gonna be chopped off on freefall because it's gonna be hanging out the side
Flapping in a wind like a duck patty
You know, I can't slipstream both my both my titties gonna be slapping like this
I might bring I might bring the helicopter down with sonic vibrations
You know
It'd be terrible what did I just walk into ban Vic, you know what hey hey down there. We're talking
Dude I yeah, it's crazy the video was nuts
He literally just hear the girl say I don't even want to say it. I don't want to think about it. Oh
Oh
I don't want to think about it guys been a while. It's been a while. I
Know you're not gonna be ready for this
Clip cue is now open
Post your clips in the chat post your clips. It's been a while. It's been a while post your clips clip cues open
If Clip suck, we're scaping him.
Start with the landmark Nikita clip.
Okay.
All right.
We'll start with that from yesterday.
We'll start with that from yesterday.
Let me see here.
One moment.
Then Mark said to you a clip
Open this up
All right
Guys I'm gonna be honest. I don't know what to expect with this so I
Sincerely apologize before we watch it
Oh
Prison
Prison for whoever made this prison time. I mean I
For literally whoever made that send them to fucking jail
Send them to jail thrown behind the closed door lock the door throw the key away
Throw feed the key to Gav
Never to be seen again. I mean my god
What the heck did I just watch I?
You know what hey I
I sincerely apologize that any of you had to witness that. I sincerely apologize.
Do you forgive me, boss? Do you forgive me? Do you forgive me? Thank you. Thank you.
Also, I woke up this morning through this tweet right before we start this.
This one made me laugh, this one, this made me laugh, this made me laugh.
So I wake up, I wake up to this, Judd tweets at me and said, this dude is talking about
you, Hutch.
And I had no idea what he was talking about.
So I went ahead and took a look.
Am I wrong for this?
I have a friend who hasn't worked since COVID, just placed Tarkov all day, never leaves the
house. He complains about how overweight he is, depressed and miserable he is. Finally,
after months of listening to it, I told him to shut the fuck up and do something with
his life. Judd tagged me in it. I don't really know what to say to that. So I just
laughed at it and curled up in a bowl in the shower and cried while I was shower
This morning it is what it is
Bro, if I was in the rocket heli and saw this, the pace of which I would get rock hard.
I mean, you know how much money is sitting in that truck right now?
Yeah, no
See this doesn't happen in my games. You know what my games look like
Six dudes with neckbeards sweating. They got their sweating so much. It looks like they got a Mickey Mouse t-shirt on but it's just head sweat
With anti-airs and SUVs in the middle of the woods shooting them suckers like the fucking Taliban. I
Can't get away. I can't get away from them
They're in every game
It's ridiculous
Who goes to dynamite that guy just got paid
Give him a roundhouse gig, a laptop, an apricot.
What, I mean, what if fucking Al-Qaeda shows up
at your local Al-Qaeda city target?
What are you gonna, is fight him?
No, you're gonna whip out the chopper.
You're gonna whip out the chopper.
You're gonna blow that shit to Kingdom Cod.
I don't know, guys, that just never made sense
with me to Batman.
It doesn't make sense.
Why would you not use guns?
I mean, I get that if you were like in Britain,
You're the United States of America, right?
I think so.
Wait, is Batman based in America?
Wait, I think it is, right?
Is it?
Oh, New York.
OK, OK, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Jesus.
No gun in New York.
How is Batman not fucking died?
Well, I'm pretty sure.
You know what? I'm not even gonna open up this can of worms.
Do you think a non-alcoholic beer is crazy?
It's like going down on your system, mate. It tastes the same, but it's just not raw.
Jesus Christ.
Good morning!
What a time for you to walk in. Hello?
Oh, you don't... nothing.
Ahem.
Nothing. Just this stupid fucking clip.
And somehow it looks worse now.
Good morning.
Good morning! Good morning! How'd you sleep?
Good?
That's not pretty good.
I DO GOOD MORNING!
GOOD MORNING!
GOOD MORNING! GOOD MORNING! GOOD MORNING! GOOD MORNING! GOOD MORNING!
Good morning!
Love you, baby.
God, what is that timing?
Yeah... That worked.
Alright, time to put down the control.
Alright.
There they are.
You gotta open it up!
Get out!
Get out of the way!
Ah, beautiful, sir.
Gotta get up to the truck to view the train.
No!
I'm telling you guys man like straight up and I mean every word I'm about to say these triple-a studios think that you're fucking retarded
But they think that you guys me included all of us gamers are the worst gamers to ever exist or to ever live
That that's what this is
That's what this is they they sat there and they thought well that one dude who's playing with his feet
Might not be able to do this quest
so you know what we're gonna do we're gonna make it literally impossible to
fail
that's what this is 100%
I cannot believe what is this this happened the entire time oh my gosh he
never picks up the controller
Tell me the on the the more difficult modes does this
Does this happen on the more difficult modes
It's all the same even on the hardest difficulty bro
I see this it makes me not want to play the game at all
Not that I was going to play it, but now I just don't want to play
I mean listen any game that's gonna make it this easy. I did yeah
What the fuck
Yeah, it's gotta be the worst marketing I've ever seen
especially for solo games single-player games I mean people look for the
difficulty and these types of games don't they then you see this goodness
gracious this is calmly I played the game I played war dogs it wasn't that I
didn't give it a chance I played it I think for a lot of people say it's a
great game and I hope they sense why Nick was so pumped to play it I can
promise you if dicks all that before hand he would have played it love it bro I
really do okay for me personally this is a personal thing and if you don't agree
with me that's totally fine if you love war dogs that's totally fine for me
personally war dog it's so sad that Tim has to say that he doesn't like a game
this way because he knows that people are going to lose their fucking minds
It's just boring I I just there's times where it's like I there was a minute there where I'm just
Basically respawning and just dying I respawn back at the bay and maybe it's a skill issue on my part
Maybe this but that's how I that was my fucking experience. You know what I mean?
It's like I respawned my base that I then I and if I there's no helicopter
I gotta get in the escalade that I drive back to the escalade am I not am I not allowed to have this feeling
I'm allowed to feel this way, bro. I
What I'm trying to make is, I don't need to give War Dogs another chance.
Like, I played War Dogs, I didn't love it personally, for me, and I don't want to play it.
I'm gonna say this comment.
The fact that that's controversial is fucking insane.
Yep, just, yep.
How you see me from anywhere?
Dude.
There's no way!
This guy's changing positions perfectly to kill me.
Brother, you're kidding me.
What?
The fuck?
I
Could even have a line of sight on me like I mean it's obvious
I mean yeah, he's cheating come on bro. He seems like an inch eating show
I don't know how to even look at my score to report any of that shit
What is that song?
Well, I got banned.
You're cheating.
For real?
There's no way!
You banned the wrong guy!
You banned the wrong guy, Mary!
oh my god I respect it you know we were almost there
close targets on the range and then a
hundreds up against the wall let me know what you think don't judge me I
won't it's been a minute range is hot
That's cool.
You like that?
Yeah, it's fairly like...
Ding, ding, ding!
That could just be because of the plane!
It could just be because of the plane!
That you're talking about
What did I come back to I go first of all I went Pete
WHAAAAYYYYAAA
Now everybody has that fucking sniper
Having a AI entity, we always have to have a human involved.
Who are these f***ing idiots here?
When the human was involved.
When the human was involved,
the man's summit is going to be cheated on some machine.
He deserved it!
He's a cheater!
DNA card, using cheater!
Down with Summit!
Down with Summit, I say!
Down with Summit!
That's a good man right there!
Love these dads dude. I know it's probably like like a like a marketing game that they're doing on purpose, but I
Dude, that's the second game some it's been false band in
We got whatever we play for tonight. He got false band in fortnight
I see him false band and more dogs at some point. We just got to come up with the fact that he's cheating
You know at some point
We just got to accept that the dude's cheating his dick off. Okay. Oh
Oh my gosh Nick is pump faking grenades who the fuck is this guy
Bro who is that guy?
Trey said Nick can almost 1v1 you yeah, that's because Trey's a dick-sucking pussy
You know like Trey's always gonna be sitting there and sucking the absolute pipe of whoever he's playing with and I get it
You know he's trying to appeal to Nick. He's trying to
You know make friends with Nick and make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside
So that he wants to play with Trey, you know
Yeah, I get it. I get it. I get it. You know, I get it they can glaze them
Yeah, I'll make them feel good make them feel good. I understand do what you got to do
Do what you got to do. I get it. I get it. I get it
to you. How did your shot die?
The baby! The baby!
He's got it done!
Where is he?
I don't know.
He's right here.
Knocked on.
How was I died
by suicide
every time?
Hey, I beat his ass with that rice though.
Did I not?
Did I not did I not have a new rice is a deadly weapon did you good morning
Okay, I love you. All right, what else oh is this Nick fighting?
What is going on here? We got Brandon Hoffman cowboy keep quick first Jeremy Smith dynamite
Who is the BMF D champion?
I think Jeremy Smith may be pound for pound the best at what he does.
I think he's so strong.
He's literally just a man.
I just made it.
Yeah.
Which one?
I like it.
That's Jeremy Smith.
The blue quarter.
He's a killer.
He's a killer.
He's like Ben Street.
He deadlifts like a thousand pounds.
He's insane.
But I will say I didn't think Jeremy Smith.
No.
Excuse me.
I didn't think how.
Oh no.
How boy kid.
Hey.
What did you get yourself in? Cowboy kid, or Jeremy Smith Dynamite has real strength.
Oh, don't hurt him.
Oh, don't hurt him.
Oh, he's all twisted out.
You know what, the Cowboy kid's fighting.
He's just so fucking strong, Jeremy.
Oh, no.
Holy fuck, he is a monster.
Look at how big that son of a bitch is.
Boy quick he is dancing his traps about the touches ears. Yeah, he's light on his feet
You know over and around you have to wait a bunch of water the small little people just stand and throw and you can't do that
with this guy oh
They don't move you gotta move you gotta move you're gonna get what?
Oh, he's getting a little bit ragged off.
Yeah.
You look at the size of Jeremy.
You're gonna take it out of his ears.
So short.
He just comes in and attacks.
He's a brawler.
Bro, he just throws him in the corner and peeps his shit out of him.
Oh my god.
All right.
Is there anything else?
Let me see what this is.
Wait.
We're gonna go give him a, we're gonna go give him the business.
We're gonna go show him the wheels.
Yes, where you going to show them the wheel and screw around?
Let's do it.
I'm in.
I'm in.
You can unlock.
Are you, are you in?
I am.
Oh, you don't want extras for, for reviving purposes?
Okay.
And, uh, so.
I should have gone down as soon as my teammate as soon as that guy was below me.
I should have been on the roof like a little earlier stupid fuck teammates brother I'm not
gonna law stupid fucks we don't even have helicopters delivering them we don't how
How do we not have helicopters delivering people to the zone?
That's sitting there, you know what I mean?
Holy fuck dude.
Hey, hey!
Bring people to the fucking zone!
Will we call it to a tower?
Listen, the top right has fucking been called
for the last five minutes.
You don't bring a single helicopter with six people?
Not a single one?
Where were you bringing them?
The default tower?
Bring them to the zone!
God, you blue fox, you blue fox, you blue fox, you old unks!
Bring them to right places, dumb shit!
Gotcha, I have to let him still get...
HAHAHAHA
I know how I'm a little bit of a shits kind of like diggy, I got...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I want this!
ARGH, ARGH!
Yeah!
Uh!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Uh!
listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Come out with your hands up.
Ex-no give it to you, fuck, wait for you to get it on your own.
Ex-no delivery is not not opening up the door to spare him.
But the nonstop pop out and stand still.
Oh god, fucking, oh god, too feminine.
No hard getting busy with it, I'm not sure why.
Let me put my shirt.
I make your mother fuck no one there if you can't please.
But the only thing you can't sell is came out to play.
He came out to play, stay out my way, mother fucker
He gonna fuck, he gonna fuck, he gonna let it pass, don't let it go
He's gonna give it to ya, he gonna give it to ya, he's gonna give it to ya
He gonna give it to ya
Yo, that's fire, that's fire, that's fire
Yo, that's fire, that's fire, that's fire
No, no, no, I'm not gonna shoot, bro, you're my team, man
I don't shoot, guys
Oh my gosh, look at that.
How is he broke I need to do that more I know I've never done that
Not that I can if I want to I'll probably crash but I'll try I'll try
Yeah the momentum of the back blast just threw me
Was that
Shit all right, let's get in there good clips good clips. I'm addicted to war dogs. I'm gonna go play good clips good clips good clips
Shit Jesus Christ oh
Man
uh birds of war that's what that game was birds of war it is fucking insane it
is pretty crazy pretty crazy
here comes the season fit again listen man I can't control it I sneeze one time
And 70 more steezes are guaranteed
All right
All right, all right, all right, let's do this shit
Um, uh, Symphony, where's my bird chat has anyone seen my bird has anyone seen my bird
Okay
All right, let him know let him know the eagle has laid nest
That eagle has laid nest!
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh!
Smiley face emoji.
Thumbs up emoji.
Kaka!
Shit.
He has to hear me at some point.
Kaka!
Kaka!
Kaka!
Is he hearing me?
you think he's hearing me we're calling for symphony we're calling for symphony
no hot front court on the force oh no way it's chat it's coming you're saying
I told the shit welcome
Boys I heard you heard calls I assume that was that was you oh
No
Said caca over and over again
There's cuz you're giant fucking
good morning gentlemen how's the game going fantastic we are cooking we just
so if you're ready we could probably back out of this I'm ready I'm ready I'm
ready Freddy ready Freddy yeah hopefully we get some good games today
hopefully hopefully well I'm gonna go refill on coffee so like 30 seconds okay
sounds good do you guys think whatever he goes to refill coffee does he walk to
the coffee maker or does he fly I think he like does like a like a little walk
and like you know when you do the chicken dance and you're doing the
elbows. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Is he a penguin? I don't know.
True. Like he doesn't he doesn't fly but maybe he like glides.
Oh. You know. Like a chicken. Like he can he can get up but he
ain't flying far. He's just the majority of it's just gliding.
Who knows?
It's called cock.
It's called cock.
Officer cock.
Officer cock.
Hahahaha.
Officer cock.
Oh shit.
Oh man.
Yo whiskey thank you for the, uh, the entire year of 72 man.
Mr. Jim thank you for the year as well.
Shooter thank you for the six bud.
Johnny I think of a three gift in Stoker.
Eep, BJ7 thick and big daddy beef cake, think of it in three months.
Cracker, think of it in the tier one.
CJ, think of it in a sub over on YouTube.
Stotter bed, think of it in a $2 super chat.
Hunt, you read like the way force gum talks.
Okay.
Ducky, think prime.
Slay, think of it in a dollar.
You had a choice between going to work or staying home to be a caregiver for your parent
that raised you.
Would you flip the job?
Bird like I did if you weren't a streamer
Dude, that's a hard that's a hard question to answer man
That's a hard question to answer. Yeah, I do what you got to do man, you know
Yeah, I do what you got to do
Yeah, I do what you got to do I
Don't have the answer for you. I wish I did I ain't they all know
I'm going to pray about it.
Hunch, thank you for the 5-10.
I appreciate you, man.
Dang, thank you for the 46 months.
Happy Coil, thank you for the 5.
I already read that.
Fuck you.
Blue Star, thank you for the 2 months.
Miss Act, thank you for the 11 months.
Insane, thank you for the 4.
And Lab, Lamb, Lamb, Lambus.
Thank you for the 8 months.
Oh, no.
Yes, Sam.
We joined the game just so that we had a lead for it.
crime to those surprising
all right let me find a server let me find a server
mmm
Oh
This is the best we got
There you go boys, there you go boys
You putting servers in at seven
Twits last night and you were still on after like ten hours like holy shit
This guy's feeding for this shit. Let's go red team. Let's go red team
I'm enjoying it! I'm having fun, boss! Let me know what you guys are in.
I'm in. What's in?
Red, red, red.
Made it on Rojo.
Delta!
Delta!
Delta!
Oh, what a surprise. No one's running Blue Team.
I'm on the squad, I'm on hiding, let's get this shit boys.
Hey Peter.
What the fuck, who was that?
I'm going straight to their tower, whoever wants to join.
I'm enjoying Delta
Oh, we're getting DMCA German. It was a good run
It's a great run. I'm taking the hate. Yeah, it's here in the thumbnail. I'm still here. So jump in with me
I love being in the heli's with with music, but I fucking love it
say less no shit less i got a new mix tape i unlocked yesterday yeah no big deal
wow hotbeds are running c4 every game dude it's fucking awesome oh bro it opens up everything
yeah oh yeah i wait for like 20 and 30 points this guy's there's not much building before that
Dude it's so fucking good one tap to every door
All right, let's get it waffle of course they gave you a food item classic
Yeah, get all those
You guys were just compared me to a bird all right, that's not us
Yeah, exactly. Not anyone in this discord made bird sounds at the top of their lungs
trying to get you to join them. No one did that.
Oh, shit.
How do you make a whale sound?
Yeah, what are you doing here?
Automated joke, but I'm not gonna make a joke.
fuck yeah there's baby
I got no idea what this guy is saying but I'm in
oh fuck I forgot to pull my shoes
Yeah, we are we want the tower no
Yes, I was good
Are you winning?
You dumbass sim you dumbass I'm up here
I'm not coming to get you bro. I'm not coming here. Are there teammates here?
Okay, then look how you went well. Oh, we died don't come get me bro. I'm not coming
I got five hundred bucks of their name on it.
I'm gonna make a lot more than that.
I apologize in advance.
I can't stand my care.
Don't forget, don't forget, bro, there's team killing in this game.
I dream for this moment.
Oh
I got in the good music guy going get him over here get over here, bro remember
It's okay if you die on your on on the landing if grenades
I
Know
The roof so clear the roof still care clear get on the roof. Oh, I gave up. No, you said you were coming
This guy's doing flips and shit with it. I'm coming back. I'm going back. Oh watch out. Holy shit
This might be the best
Get over there boys, get over there, I'm on my way.
Take that roof, take that roof.
I have a four baby.
I have RPGs on the roof as well.
I don't know what he said Joe.
I didn't hear him.
Oh my god, this is cinema, bro.
This is action.
Why'd you stop talking?
Why'd you stop talking?
Did you land it?
We're on the roof.
We're on the fucking roof.
All right, I'm on my way.
I gotta be the best pilot in the game.
I got shot, though, man.
I got shot.
No, there's one more.
I need a breath, Joe.
Where is he?
Down low, down low.
I was fully peeking.
I killed two.
Yeah, just one of you guys on the roof now. I'm on my way. No, yeah. Okay. Should I go should I go fuck up with the blue now?
Should I go fuck the blue?
Okay, sounds good
Fuck playing the game. Let's just stay with this guy the whole game
All right boys, we have blue tower now come to me
of
the
of
the
and
where we go in Joe
I might just get at the hot zone in
I'm in the hot zone, the only teammate here, uh oh.
this map like super great for you
Bro the RPG is fucking terrible!
What's in this tool, bitch?
No, no one's in that no, it's in the tower
Okay, you have ammo
he lived oh he didn't
the
help them guys help them
he's right at the water
shut the fuck up
No way! I could see nothing! Fuck! Back to the green tower. Alright, blue finally got
My author tower!
Fuck!
Yo is this, is this one of your guys's?
Uh, Hellies?
Holy, I got 18, fuck!
I just go to the towers and I just murder everybody.
They didn't fail.
That time they smoked the fucking ladder and everyone just cinched it up.
I couldn't kill them.
Yo, you a good- oh shit, my mic is- no, I just leaked the server.
AHHHHHHHHH
Keep it bitch!
Oh...
I'm done...
Oh, I want to be up there
Where these guys at boys
There's a sniper on the hill behind me as long ship
of
the
death of
death
of
please write on my body
oh no
guys dad
mister make my way here in a second
Yeah.
I'm looking.
I've got nothing with the nades.
Do you think I can come over?
Yeah, I still hear the line.
Okay, I'm coming.
I
Something he's just like he's like in somebody you might be my back high or someone else's he's in a bag
There's a movie
I don't see him.
The guy was sitting on a table elevated inside of a fucking room with a MP9.
Dude, I heard him creeping.
That's that's the craziest thing I've ever seen
Basically you help us over here
Yeah, you're not okay
We come on you give me one sec
I'm bribing I put $200 on this rest oh congratulations symphony you just killed the diddler thank
you die you fucking rat oh my god he is very well I think our boys got you guys
right okay hello mr. timber it's going down I'm yelling timber what the fuck
is this guy bro yo a symphony thanks for nothing by the way you're all team
got you I thought. What happened? What happened? Thanks for nothing dude. I thought you'd run
over and help us try and save us because you love us but you didn't. I was coming until
I saw a bunch of people on you
Let's go to the hot zone boss. Thank you
No, no, no
Bitch. Oh, thank you, baby.
I'm not talking to you, Symphony. Just want to make that clear. Thanks for the clarification.
Dude.
Where from, man?
Ah, I was walking up. Ah, there at the scene.
You did believe in us.
Yeah, no, no. I believed in you. I'm just pissed off.
I
Someone took a bite out of this see audacity
Mmm
No, I got a cold one
I
Want to head to the zone boss
Don't that's a taste
Oh you idiot
Yeah, I couldn't see the other one I lays with that first one
I'm terrible with the RPG. I don't think I'm ever gonna get better
Get a leak. Oh my gosh, the guy's sitting next to me
I thought you said you were done with the RPG.
I am a liar.
I have to quit it like seven times before I actually quit it, you know?
Good morning!
I shouldn't have held up.
Help!
Alright.
Wait, Blue Team has 28?
Yeah, Blue Team is curb-stopping.
They're just-
Yeah, they're all just sitting in zone. One wipe and we're good.
They're just rallying right now.
They are fucking everywhere.
Are you fucking serious?
You guys get mortared
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
really how's that guy live fuck
I'm getting an angle on these blue guys you have a good one very soon if
Somebody just landed close here. I don't know
There's so many ciphers. Holy shit
Just drop nice, hit them once
Okay
pushing them
Inside from the hill as well I keep her right and I'm sure
Sure.
Yep.
That has a fist.
Well, I got SKS guy in a moment.
Oh, that's where they were.
I should have held my fucking shots.
They're all under bridge. I killed the snipers if you guys wanted to push out.
They're building a rear base.
Crap. Yep.
Minigun not the rockets right now
Flash HP damage. Are those good rounds or no? You're good, get him!
All right, fuck you not very bad got him
Oh
Oh
Now
Hold on time boys
I'm gonna try to get you keep this
Yeah
Did you get sapped in behind?
Yeah, like I was left, like across the street from her
Yeah
He looked close right, close right as well, just got done
Okay, um, dude, yeah, he's in a bush
Right across the street
What a fucking pussy, bro
Right across the street
No one?
the bush guy hit him once
the lane there
now it's time for him to fail
you won it, you boy
damn we got a...
okay so...
WEEEEEELP
Well, back to what we know, Jack, I'm thinking about leveling the sniper today, but a part
Part of me thinks it might be too late because I don't have good ammo so it's just gonna
be hell.
What do you guys think?
Not too late?
No, no.
This is anti air.
Early anti air, it's part of it.
I was a shitty song, I need a better song.
Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhh baby!
They have brother they have three
Three AAs on their tower.
Three.
How is that even fucking allowed?
They have one on the roof,
they have one on the right side and the left side.
Holy fuck!
I respond to vehicles just like in the hot zone.
Yo, I respond to vehicles like getting deep right now.
What the fuck?
That's the first time I have ever seen
A group of people run not one, not two, but three AAs.
That is crazy.
How is that a thing?
What do you even do about that?
Just GGs?
Mortars.
You know what?
That's where I'm doing. I'm gonna go. I'm going to the base.
I'm going to it, Wade. What are you doing up there, Joe? Oh, I just got here.
But this is where I've been in the blunders. Oh my gosh, our spawn is.
It's over here.
I just don't see this guy.
Where is he? She's on the wall.
I got C4, I'm about to blow this wall.
Well, I mean we're we're in guys we're we're in we're in that side
door. They're holding it. We're into right here. I mean, I guess I just don't walk in.
I mean, I guess we're going to go mortar. I'm going to mortar.
I can't believe I didn't win that that gunfight be honest my gravity kid
actually I wonder if I can not shawty dead shit artillery tank and I
do it yet I'm 83 when when do I unlock the artillery tank try something new 90
go ahead our our respawn driver took the fucking respawn friend we can finally
get a respawn if he just drives it directly in I'm with you hutch please
give me some music bro you got it bro you got it I'll give you a different
So I'm just gonna post it like outside the left door. It's a little dangerous
Couple inside. They're probably resin
Shit, let's go
You want to try and go for that roof sim
Probably gonna end bad buddy
True
We're going to go real high out and we're going to pull shoot late, okay?
They should all be looking down. They shouldn't be looking up.
Listen bro we're jumping out we're going for the top of this tower pull your
shoot late only one of us needs to make it we clear it we win
I'm down a hundred can this game
There's like 3, 4, 4, and I should be okay with that one.
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it. Now, now, now!
There's so many like 3rds, like 3rds, like 3rds, like 3rds.
I missed. I'm dead for sure.
I'm on the rear touch.
Nice. Hold it down, bud.
I
Mentally dead
Buck him up in in that corner bro in that corner right where am I right here right here
Hold on. I can't mark it
My teammate go he died he missed
hold it down Sam hold it down hold it down I feel like I need to respawn and
I'm gonna try and come back
hold it down sim i'm on my way back big dog no don't say that don't say no don't
don't say no don't say no sim don't say no oh he's dead he's dead he's f**king dead
Yeah
I'm waiting for you to spawn we go again
Yo, honestly fuck them let's go blue tower blue towers winning
Don't you shoot at me bitch pussy?
All right boys listen we're going for the blue tower I'ma fly up y'all land on
roof then I'll park the heli up there yes sir
sim you already know the plan I'm gassing up the boys to get them all on the
same page hold on I think blue tower might actually go fuck it fuck it they
won't be expecting it. I got that zone on him right now. Here we go.
Come on baby. Don't fuck up this time. We're okay, we're okay, we're okay.
Right here, Sam. Go now. Go now.
Come on, boys. Come on.
He's up there. He's up there. He's up there. He sees us. He's on me.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I got you. I got you. I need help. I need help.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Nah, huh, touch.
Brother, you might need to just give up your pilot's license.
What the fuck just happened?
What do you know, Ignate?
Bro, I was trying to make sure all of them jumped out, man.
Oh, I'm up there.
I killed two.
Expect my backup.
This is the other kid on hurry up. I'm down 87 K team come with us, bro
Okay
We got this shit. I'm getting the other fucking
That's too straight
Bro it's so much harder to be the one flying the fucking day and jump it. I'm sorry
Dude I come through up there. That's one more kill bro. I just I got like instantly triangle
Dude, I thought you had it man. I told you I was gonna land the heli. Oh
Man not a good way to start today boys
I don't know. Look at my look at my tell me what it is
Shit dude it has to be minus. I had at least a hundred minimum
I've just died. I had a great start though like
We just got to get it right, bro. I had 18 kills at the start. I am now only at 25 after that the game is over
the music on bro we need it i don't have it i don't have it i don't have it oh shit
great is the music endgame music yeah yeah it's mix tapes oh
bro i thought you were just doing like a soundboard the whole time no no you can buy tapes
for your heli oh shit
that's actually really cool fuck yeah
you got this voice come on get in there
All right, I'll let you know when
Right now go go go you got this boys you got this
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
What's going on?
You're your doll.
Yes! Sorry boys, I'm going in next.
Oh, it's no matter for me bro.
It's no matter for me.
It's no matter for me.
It's no matter for me.
No!
Fuck!
I pulled way too much.
We go again we go again we go again we gotta get a mix tape alright you gotta buy the heli
buy the heli that was the problem buy the heli oh wait hold on no no no i bought four helis
I'm bought for helis fuck you buy the heli cocksucker
Buy the heli buy the heli
Yo, he's keep waiting for reds over there where the hell is he I'm fucking gone. I'm with this guy
All right, buy the heli. Oh my fucking god
Yo, listen blue tower might not be we might need to go back to green
you
you
you
you
you
getting in a helicopter with you ever you got up there right call you made the
right call team you literally got up there I was going in let's go again
they're back in bro I was up there that guy was just camping in a corner I'm
redoing my gear we don't need C4 you know our respawn vehicle is right outside
up here by the way and I've c4 okay I'll just do that then you just want to do
that yeah it's like it's like right here okay I'm coming give me a sec I'm
rebuilding my kit I love that this is green by the way it blues it's yeah
I know what I'm doing wrong tower we're fine we're fine
This is all part of the plan, guys.
All part of the plan.
He's just double barreled, man. He's really weak on my body, Joe.
He's just double barreled, man.
Should we want to end the tower above?
I gave it up to person.
Tower we got to go to the hot zone or that bro. I just thought at the respawn you sons of bitches
Honestly, this is this is like a little punishment for you
I'm down 137 so
Exactly we're down so much. What's a little more?
Yeah
Deep is larking in a bush over there while we're getting pounding dude. I'm gonna tell me more
She was it like the top right like I don't know like power on the wall who's in spawn at the music one of you
I'll go you
Keep my flying shot way better. I don't believe you know
Yo banana come fucking save me man, please God
We're we going makes
Hot Zone we've lost everything lost everything. We've lost everything hot zones coming this way towards our east one vehicle
Yeah, oh
My gosh, I didn't bring any good meds
Wait, is our tower getting founded right there?
How the fuck do you know that?
I
Hmm.
There is no entry.
Oh, yeah, I'd see you for
Oh my god. Yeah, we put it fucking work boys. We put it work. Holy shit. Oh god. Bro, we
were fighting so long. Fuck!
Let me down by what you want
Bro, I literally got robbed a guy walked up in the shock and killed me took my meds and walked away
Wait tell that hell enough to leave
Oh my gosh, same switch seats, let me fly I'll play music
No sim sim sim sim sim I'm down a hundred K bro. Let me fly back, please. I'm begging
I got it actually.
Oh my gosh.
Are you ready?
I'm in.
Bro, I can't play this whole time.
I thought I was just going to play music to the mics.
I don't know.
I was like bro, how are people playing the same music?
They got like a player or something?
Well, some people play it to their mics.
But this is just, when at you level up Helly,
you get more music.
I mean it's going oh god
Wait why don't we land it on our fob?
Are you on crack our whole team is alive here. Oh, don't tell me to land here yo
I I asked him where to go
Bitches, whenever we're not where he wants to be
No, it's no you're good it just speaks our team is fucking idiots
Did they just sit there on a drill that we don't even own and no one's taking it
Oh my god, you're all good, you're all good.
You got 200k.
No.
What did you find there?
Ah!
I don't know, so does that.
How good the day was going until this bitch?
There's no god.
What did I do other than try to fly us on top of towers for the entire game?
What did I do?
Only one thing has changed.
Oh my god.
At least we're having fun.
That's true.
It's a big...
I'm just fucking rich.
I've lost everything!
What's up?
Boys, are re-attacking...
Blue Tabernacle?
What's the play here?
I mean, there's two of them.
What about Ed's normal?
Yeah, and they had the hotspot.
Yeah, we literally had to.
It's over.
We dropped the river and get psyched by dirty bikes.
Yeah.
Oh, Dirty Mice already claimed my butthole.
It's all over for us.
Wait, are they up at the church?
I
All right, we got it. We got to run on that way boys. Yeah, that's a lot of blue down. Nice
Well, we talked about the church and you read 200 minutes from us. Oh
Dude dude the hot zones here and they need 13 points. Yeah, I did
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go
I mean these guys are terrible too that's the worst part it's like they're so bad and
we're just getting fucked.
They're on the other tower.
I know, I know, it's so bad, it's so bad.
how's everybody doing don't you hear
the common you know
oh shit
there's an SUV coming to y'all
Oh, there's another guy on me.
I killed the SUV guy with five grenades, finally he died, but there's another one on foot running
around.
I know.
There is a first for everything.
Yeah, that's him. That's who killed me. We just heard you over there. I don't know where
though.
He's in front of us somewhere.
I'm looking.
Yep.
He got absolutely thumped. Nice job.
I
Get you Joe I think so I ran up this cliff in a grenade landed on my feet
Guys I killed five people that's our and then a car that I killed didn't have bricks on and it ran me over about
We are calling it but bad wait oh yeah our first call all game
Nice.
Nice.
Thank you, Joe.
Fuck them up, boys. Fuck them up.
How hard is it to see those guys, by the way?
Can you see them?
See shit.
No window weak.
I think we're still going to lose.
bunker Joe you see anything oh no that tower up there it's over
Holy shit!
I'm on the way up.
Very close, guys.
Oh, you're right now.
I'm packing.
I'm packing.
I'm just throwing grenades I've never met more pussy
in my entire life than whoever is controlling this fob.
Open the door and got me.
There's two right there at the door.
I'm healing right now, I'm gonna try for you.
Yeah.
Have your D-50.
That'll be nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I
My body
They're trying to be in me bro, I killed them both
oh my god I killed three on the roof
I'm I'm I'm I'm glitched I'm glitched I'm stuck underneath the truck all this
This ends because I'm bugged underneath the truck.
Oh that's so sad.
Oh
If you weren't so fast
I don't know what to do yo anyone mind killing me I'm stuck underneath this truck
but anyone mind killing me I'm over here help help me please help me please
God step bro I'm stuck step bro hey step bro I'm right over here red truck
step bro I was doing the laundry and I got stuck I do need help step bro I need
help thank you thank you step bro now because I was bugged well you guys
should rest me right and then we resume right thank you so much thank you so
much thank you step bro I would hate if you slap my ass oh thank you thank you
thank you so much the blue team is I have some roses in my bag right by that
truck oh thank you John John thank you John John I'm just gonna be grabbing my
stuff and I'm gonna get out of here okay what the fuck John John help me that
guy's a healing you gave I have another one in my bag just get me up and
I'll get out of here boys come on come on I got stuck underneath the truck have a
little bit of pride you guys they're all ready to win what help me man come on
dude please I love you guys I was always the blue come come Brad I'm
I'm sorry about that, guys.
Fuck you, double barrel!
Fuck everybody!
What the heck?
I was just giving him a shot, though.
Oh, yeah, boys.
47 kills wasn't enough.
Shit.
Am I a four?
I'm not a four.
I mean there isn't a guy on the blue team with more than 10 kills and they won that game
That's just called a watered it war I was
Wow that last run I only lost 26 K at the end. What about you guys my is a hundred
I'm my biggest loss by a mile. It's alright. It's alright.
That last run, I fucking killed so many. What's up, baby?
I miss you. You wanna come in here and say hello? Come on.
Come on, come on. I mean, hey, I'm happy for you.
Say hello, chat. Say hello.
Good morning.
Oh, the green team. Good morning.
Hey, we're like, look at those guys. We get all chat.
Good morning
Same team I need my get back. I
Like it why am I in for yet back?
Are you gonna I left that shit so fast. I'll drive back. Hey, can you say?
Hello, Sam you bird come on
Come on, then can you give him a little cacaw?
Nothing?
What the hell's wrong with you?
Kind of bullshitting me.
Cacaw!
Yeah, it's peanut, peanut's in here.
Alright, are you ready to win this game?
No.
I know.
You know some of us have to fight wars, okay, and I'm one of those somebody's right now
No
All right, is everyone in here or do we need to back
all right what groups are just right on them gentlemen I just got the m4 it's
time it is time well if it didn't get nerfed from the
boy I didn't get nerf from the playtest that's a hundred percent better
that I was meeting the important the playtest and it was fucking broken
anyone doesn't believe Mason say I in the trap I mean hey listen keep you snack
a little bro I got no complaints I got no complaints how about you stick your
ass out whatever you're saying okay I got no complaints he's not my ass and
called me Charlie. Alright tower gang, tower gang, come with me boys. We're going to the
enemy tower. Come on boys, even you Mason, get in here.
Oh, I'm ready, come on.
Alright, let's get it.
This room here?
No, I'm in the, um, I'm in the one with the yellow.
I joined the squad
I see him coming
I'm sorry, it's a star player
Oh great team all died
are you laying on us?
I'm laying on it
holy shit
oh god!
I'm not
baby jump baby jump baby jump jump jump jump jump
oh my god what a landing
what a landing
this is ours boys
they're flying out of the sky
Oh my god!
Hey, nice flying, Jackass!
Gonna repeat a couple of times.
Nice flying, Jackass.
Oh
what is happening this game dude wait yo do we think blue's gonna be a
problem again should we go take their tower probably should all right
everybody back in the hell I'm going back up you all hold this hour oh I
might die yep I'm dead fuck there's a guy there's a
The guy with no armor sitting up on top of the tower.
Wait a minute, how are you flying?
You're flying, what the fuck?
Wait, what?
Oh my God.
What just happened to me?
A knowledge of problems in your position.
What just happened to me?
You just piloted away.
My dick land on the joint stick of the helicopter!
What happened to me?
Somebody's on the ground, someone's on, someone's on.
What the hell was that?
Yeah, I have no idea.
Yep!
Here I go.
Here I go.
Well, I guess I'm just gonna go to the zone feels bad.
I should have known the green team was going to be non-existent again at the brutal.
What the hell is that, Gav?
You're too fat.
Who is that bitch?
Is he all the way like top smokestack that guy?
Yeah.
up with an SV 98 no armor
Bro, how are they just so ready for me, man?
Like, how are you pre-ADSing that peak?
You don't even know I'm there yet.
I know what I'm doing.
I'm giving up.
thousand it is what it is
down to the roundabout, down to the roundabout
How's everyone doing this game?
It's good.
Good work boys, I'm proud of you.
I'm not gonna move talking about it right now.
Oh
That's so unlucky they just took it as I was fucking dickin around
There's nothing that's on that really, really big one.
Nice circle tower right in the center.
There's a really big tower right in the middle.
There's nothing on top of this.
Oh!
Bitch!
Yo!
Surprise, motherfucker!
We shall hold this tower till the end of the game.
No one is allowed to be here!
Where are they building at?
oh you ain't coming over here but no your mother was a hamster what you watch
your language
Hello coming in lock in boys
Drop out
Let up
I
Am denying the blue team from building boys. They are not allowed to bail
They're lucky duck
I'm hearing orders. They built at the warehouse, boys. They built over there.
Fuck
Unfortunate oh true
There's just so many
I'm mouse cyber.
What?
What is this guy doing?
What the hell?
Yeah, we got this coming.
3-0
three-
five
five
five
five
I'm not sure if I'm going to make it to the end of this video, but I'll see you in the next video.
This is more like it reds actually getting some points
Who is this who is this one of you guys that keeps dying on me?
Okay
have to make hot zone presents a little bit more money huh yeah I'm sure
compute part yeah yeah the thing is is like being in the hot zone is actually
crazy fucking money but they just don't do it I mean I'm pretty telling you it's
like fifty-five hundred or some shit I'm going for the I'm going for the
Yeah, well, oh my dear, there's so many, so many right here.
Is this you guys here?
Ah!
Holy fuck!
I suck with this name, man!
I
Pull it drop yeah
Oh, party's about to go down.
It's about to go down.
the
day they love going on this fucking tower in the middle
Oh yeah they love it.
Got more rear mace?
Yeah, inside.
Got one.
Got two.
What?
They're up on the tower again, these bastards!
I gotta go get a helicopter, go as high as possible and snipe them.
Don't kill us, huh?
You should follow us there, right, miss?
Yeah, don't think I'm gonna.
We are still preventing...
Wings.
Wings.
Oh, we'll fuck yourself, buddy.
I'm not kidding you I cleared this building the entire game so I'm gonna go back to the
game and I'm gonna go back to the game and I'm gonna go back to the game and I'm gonna
I'm not kidding you I cleared this building the entire game so far the
second I go down the ladder after I just killed a guy there is another dude
sitting up there jacking off his pain I'm tired of these motherfuckers
And...
There's a problem with that gun.
The more you spend, the better I feel.
Fuck, we're getting sniped at, huh?
I'm not jerking.
Let's go! We're gonna go blow them all up!
Let's go music
And the wind you broke my heart, Crusader Instigator, thank you!
I love you!
Yes I try, haid!
Get the fuck out of here!
Thanks you Don!
the roof. Um I'm gonna have a
I'm not entirely sure.
Let's take a look here.
But I do do do.
Yo boys, you guys know where the respawn car is? I'm looking for it.
Last I saw I was right here
Fuck you get sir
Is the respawn truck in the warehouse?
Chad ice field that's the money I want it
They're feel that we're so good on fuel
the
really want to talk about the
There's something I need circumcised you can give me up
Oh
You might just have to the back side.
There's one there!
Wait, they're on the smokestacks again?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see em, I see em.
I'm still looking for the respawn truck, I'm still looking for the respawn truck,
I can't find it.
I see that though.
Oh, I found it.
I
Yeah, it's looking good. I destroyed the respawn like they can't respawn on it, but the truck's still there
I'm gonna go get ammo and then come back and destroy it
So, like, if I hit them with a barrage of...
Yo, my man!
So if I fuck up their car, it's going to blow up, just not in that exact moment.
of
has to burn so not so I don't need to waste my rockets okay
fuck you, what the fuck are you doing with me?
get him sim!
lots of laughs every time I drive
I just like to fuck you
fuck you
like more and more snipers are emerging
yeah you can thank the 1G for that
y'all not gonna lie watching some of the satisfaction from this
I'm gonna run back towards that or two. I got a little bit of a long run, but
I destroy this respawn real quick
All right respawns dead
of
the
Holy 21 months and still no nicks.
Love you big dog.
Thank you for making a fendere treat to wake up to.
Bitch.
Yo Clay thank you for the pride, phenomenal, thank you for the 21 bucks!
Go get more ammo
Okay, hear me out.
I could have swore I was low enough.
I could have swore I was low enough, boss.
I thought I was dying, but I was going to look cool if I did a class.
God, fuck.
I
Yeah
100,000 way to be a back at 13,000 I appreciate you bro. Dummy's in a chapter squirrel
No, absolute legend.
Lock in!
I will make no more mistakes!
What was that was that was that European talking shit about America typical Americans
Your country country country country country country country country country country country
one but like the other teams can't get a point so it should actually not be too
long good Jack was a nice job
I
Someone on tower three
of
of
of
of
of
of
We're up top, like, the main building now, the main, uh, factory.
Just a little...
I
See you
That's not gonna be
I think he must have been so down at last game in the sluggy and then he just went and got it.
Oh, suede heavens.
No! No!
Don, speak more Don, such is the address.
Motherfucker!
Where you going bitch?
Where you going bitch?
Where you going bitch?
No more color for you!
No more heli for me!
Oh my God!
These bastards.
You better not be on the top of this tower!
That'll give me a good song.
We're diving!
That's one shot by the bus, sir, gentlemen.
Not today, you bastards!
No deliveries!
No deliveries!
You're gonna make it!
I have not f**k!
Oh come on man, so much for f**king downtime.
Please go and do a quick taste.
Whoa!
I'm sorry.
I think we just got a Humby on me.
I don't know where it is.
I'm alive.
Oh, he's insane. He's insane. The town is insane.
What the fuck is going on?
Densip.
Yeah.
I shot it.
Do you need me?
Got this car going around, the snipers in these top right houses.
I'm here boys I'm here clearing snipers and this house snipers I've been
Got the Humvee as well.
Got three snipers.
Watch out behind you!
Dead!
I thought you were fucking...
No!
Honestly, what's Green doing?
Well, who knows.
He's out, he's out.
Where are you, bastards?
I see you.
I see you
Now who showed up?
Game for weird bro
It's like that last like last match even though it was the same lobby felt like pretty good
how much money did I make damn it yep and laughing and laughing yep all
finished up all finished up back it up we literally had a game where blue team
steamrolled everybody and we stayed in the lobby in the very next game
everyone developed the tism I don't know what just happened you guys joined
blue? No! Stay red! What if you already have it? Do you do it develop like double-tism or how's that
work? Oh shit I don't know. That study hasn't come out yet. I don't have a problem.
They'll probably still have it for that one. Yeah it's probably multiple studies happening.
Honestly just take any random 10 people from our generation and they're gonna find at least
half of them that you know parents took Adderall or Ivy Proven or something. They're all fucked up.
Alrighty, are we ready?
All right codes going in Tony good morning welcome in and I literally have us in the okay. Yep turn that one boys
Nice shot much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much red team red team
Whoever said just study hutch fuck you it's time. We got Baccarani
fuck yeah I saw that and I just like instantly clicked on it
fuck it on me
fuck it on me
sounds like a dish
apple squad
oh by the way did you see how many people we had in our squad last match
the whole damn team
is everybody in?
yep
alright
Oh
Yeah, listen a lot of our parents had back pain, you know I'm saying a lot of them had to back pain not of them
You nipple is bastard. Ah
Yeah, watch it. Watch it beach
Locking
Locking we got this shit
I
Steal team fat
Count your days, bitch
Tells your days. Yeah, my way you got ass
She's a scratch
I'm called for
That'll happen. That'll happen to the best of us. Honestly, he said it so quick, I thought
I said it for a second. Goodness. Like he was speaking in my head. I don't know. Fucking
nuts. God damn right, it's a jerk circle. Hell yeah.
Oh
Let's go
you
you
you
you
you
I
Symphony I don't know how much longer I keep this up. Get off of me! Get off of me! Send it! Send it! Get off of me!
I won't kill you! I won't kill you! I won't kill you!
I hate you!
I will find you in this life for the next and I will kill you
But where is my backup? Where is my backup?
Yo
You guys you guys think I can get a rest you guys think I can get a rest
You fucking rap bitch you rap fucking bitch
All right, who killed these guys who killed these guys?
There's no one up here.
He was- I don't think so. I don't think so.
He's still up here, yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, shit.
Come on.
He reloaded? He's close?
NICE! FUCK YOU!
REST QUICK, REST QUICK, REST QUICK!
Bobby's going for-
REST!
Bobby, you're a beast!
It's okay that I'm last rez it's fine guys, it's okay
Oh my god
The rear rotor, the rear rotor, fuck up.
He's got my sound, that's the wind.
Well done, gentlemen.
Well done.
I don't know, I got Rob too.
I just took whatever I could find.
He's fucking rocked the shit out of me.
He probably as well.
We're dead!
helly helly it was was was was was was helly
oh my god
oh my god
fuck you
oh yeah he said that
see you soon bitch
where is my car man
Where is my gun man?
Hehehehe
HELLLEE!
HELLLEE!
I didn't hit him one time.
What the hell?
I don't know what that was.
Alright!
I think we won!
I think we won!
Yeah, I think we got it.
Alright, I think we go to the blue tower now.
What's going on, we're gone?
I don't think that hell is viable, I'm not too sure.
We should leave a couple people here!
Hell yeah, hell yeah, what, what, what, what, what!
Oh my god, oh that's a crash.
There's a lot of them!
Oh my god!
Quick rest, quick rest, quick rest, quick rest, quick rest, quick rest, quick rest!
You got some up there, you got some up there.
Holy shit.
Yo, Greek team, Greek team fuckin' hates us boys.
Right above us, they're coming right above us, right above us, right above us!
Oh my god.
Oh
I
Think I do holy fuck holy fuck
There's another one there's another one
I'm telling you this is the meta dude
You just taking tower early and you just farm
I'll watch until the news about last night
No, what happened?
Confirmed, confirmed, dead
of them in the hell yeah yeah hey never am I going in a fucking helicopter
yeah helicopter up to the air
video was scary as fuck yeah I did not like watching that video I got this no
no because you can hear like that what is happening I mean the panic you can
hear the rotor like that it's not like the engine died the rotor stopped spinning
it's fun that's fucking scary terrifying
no it wasn't stew it was uh I think in NBC NBC news chopper was recording a car
crash and the helicopter had severe malfunctioned and the pilot
Um, the caster, both fast.
Oh
My
Yeah
Yeah, it's it was an insane
the
You guys you guys who are out down out there should respawn and go to blue tower and start fucking them up
And we'll just hold this
I
Got a ramming shoulder head with the saw
They got two
I'm dead from a sniper to the right in the bushes. I'll get you. I'll get you. I'll get you
I thought he shot me. I'm sorry boss
What a lot of shots into that hell he has.
I'm dead from the other hell he gave.
Damn too low burns.
Fucking too low.
Shit.
Hey good hold boys.
Good hold.
Good hold.
We have delayed them incredibly.
Oh yeah, they're pissed. They're pissed.
I am going to take the Rocket Heli and go back over there and kill all the winners.
pretty boys doing
Oh
I'm still in the area. Stay sharp.
Thank you.
Okay, we've got to fly very low.
We gotta fly incredibly low.
She'll get some more flares.
Holy shit.
the
you got it you got it son on our way there's a lot of anti-air up
I don't fucking fly so good man I tried and it was tough
barely turned the fucking thing how do I fly so good you say
Honestly, God-given and 80 I change a couple settings change a couple settings made it to where I use my mouse to aim
And they made it to where like the pitch sensitivity. I changed a little bit
If they honestly it's just like
bro just ramps man you got to crash a hundred times in order to fucking even be
competent of flying all these bastards have been flying like 5,000 hours on
other games
yeah maybe I dumb it down a little bit try a little less you know good luck
what are these bitches at bro?
oh who the fuck?
So now bitches anyone else
Fuck you. Get off your anti-air. I see you.
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
Bitch!
Easy peasy.
Easy peasy.
I was never nervous.
I was never nervous.
My butthole never puckered.
Not once.
Good ride!
There's a lot of anti-air over there.
oh my boy is just dumping them why don't I wear armor because I crash my
heli so much that I can't afford it if I wore armor as well I am fucked
hold on hold on that's the moneymaker right there that's the moneymaker right
right there. I'll be back, car. So, what the fuck was that?
What are you talking about?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Sorry for even...
Yeah, nothing.
So, what's up with you?
It's alright.
What's your day?
That's going pretty good.
I'm with you.
The sun is out.
Feeling good?
Feeling dangerous?
Just shot a couple of unarmed men with a helicopter?
Feeling good.
feeling good feeling good hi Roger that's my friend Roger he flies
helicopters for 11
I can't see shit I'm in a tank right now really what kind of tank
oh I forgot man so what's your favorite McDonald's order
shit, honestly, it made me gobble me up
respectable, onions or no onions?
onions man, come on
I didn't know that was an option bro, who the fuck takes onions off?
get the fuck back here
Hey, where you going?
Hey, hey!
I
Get away
I already killed him.
I'm stuck on a gravestone.
Any idea how to get unstuck from a gravestone is in the rectum of my vehicle.
It didn't work.
Alright, thank you so much.
Sorry about that.
What?!
what thank you oh you're gonna park it all righty
wait I know what to do I get back to my shit
Okay, down lower in this warehouse area.
What?
I lived?
Shit.
Oh.
30 seconds?
I'd rather die than wait 30 seconds.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
AHHHHH!
He's dead.
Now! Now!
Yes!
No!
You bastard! Someone stole my car!
Or my helicopter! Shit!
I thought you were gone for good.
Oh, yes.
I LOCKED IT! Someone had a lockpick! Who would have done such a thing? If it was
symphony I'll kill them shit I miss bot
well we be we better be ready to swap
Yesterday, had bad thoughts, cooked an egg and killed everyone.
Was it funny? Absolutely. Did they hate me? Yes.
Don't know why people can't take a joke. No matter.
Fuck them! Fuck them! No regrets!
They had plot armor. They wouldn't have died.
By the world!
Next song.
No.
What?
Freaks.
What?
Freaks.
It's a bunch of guys, of course.
Freaks.
Snape up on the hill south.
I
Where you going bitch
He's like on the open floor, right under the tower, top.
of
of
of
of
of
of
No bastards!
I'm slapping on thing.
Hold.
I can't hear nothing.
Oh, he's up there, eh?
Ah, I see him.
I see him.
I'll try and take him out.
I got him, boy.
Now he drops.
He drops.
He's over here.
Oh.
He's dead.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
We're out of there.
Oh my gosh!
The damn war zone out there!
I can't really do much because there's just so much anti-air, dude.
They got anti-air rockets, they got anti-air set up, they got it all.
Hey, Badger, you got one to your west on the River Bank.
He's running through the...
I think he was running to the southwest.
West.
I know that song was...
That song kind of walked me in a little bit, but...
Kind of walked me in a lot a bit.
I have somehow lost more money than I have made.
Then I have made and I have only lived.
I am depressed and everyone on this fucking map is running anti air.
Not our team.
Yeah, not our team. Everyone else's team.
Is that your mini map?
Hey, you guys might do me a favor. If you die, use the respawn truck. Thank you.
Next spot!
He he he!
I say boom boom boom!
I say boom boom boom!
I'm pulling up.
Way on!
Yes, pulling up.
Boom boom boom!
The entire nation!
It doesn't have it.
No, it doesn't. It's folded.
It's just folded up.
Checking for spawn cars!
I'm trying to slide the faults down.
Wait, wait, wait!
you guys have a respawn car on you yeah it's running away where's that part pink
pink pink pink pink pink right under you right by son boys
gold dragon eyes in the sky is by the enemy it's a sky dragon it's gonna be
be taken out momentarily boys. Sky Dragon, really read your letter there. Oh yeah, that's
a great idea.
Oh, sorry.
Respawn vehicle dead. Sky Dragon.
I've accomplished his mission.
Sky Dragon, please use your correct call sign.
Sky Walrus over...
What?!
Oh
Beep-lo I came down from the mother ship
I'm out of your maze
This hoodie guy got the two guys that got me, but he's like so scared. No, you got him honey. You got him, bro
Shrinkert!
Ho ho ho!
That was crazy! Oh shit.
Ah, he got blown up, bitch pussy!
Bitch pussy!
That's what he gets for chasing me down like a dog.
Everyone use respawn truck trust me it's so cool what the fuck
Oh my god.
No, the respawn truck is mine, so I'm trying to make money.
Oh, they're all listening.
Yes!
Ah, team, that's a whole other, by the way.
There's a lot of people on the other side.
I'll take a key to find it, do anything.
Move up.
If I would have hit that, I would have taken my pants off and
peaked a shit of myself with it.
Oh wait, you want me to use this?
We got a hundred out this much.
Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it.
Motherfucker doping just got me a gun.
Come on!
I think it's nasty enough to be earlier.
Yeah, it's nice.
Ooh, they're red, white, and blue!
Alright.
I don't know what to say.
Hey, shoot's like an AK.
There's a morn.
I don't think I should go up there.
Up the mark?
That guy, that guy.
I don't think I should.
Okay, I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna shoot him hard.
I'm just gonna get sick of that, I'm not gonna do this until I'm done with it.
Finish pushing.
Telling the guy lasered everybody and then just stopped.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what happening, what happening?
happening some guy is cheating you like laser beam the eight people in the head
and simultaneously and then I didn't see him again on the kill sheet I think he
instantly got banned what's his name what was the name smoked rabbit all in game
chat was drinking really the instant band loved to hear fuck yeah so I mean I
feel like if he was raging like that he would just keep killing people right
that's what you would think
I'm a truck over there.
But have you still not gotten the Apache?
Still no Apache.
Still no Apache.
After all this time, too.
I know.
I know
It makes me a lot I
Guess shit time
It makes me wonder how much flying these sons of bitches who do have it and actually been doing
I
That guy's that guy's feeding as well. Yeah, he's on it. Yeah, I got slapped on my heli by him. Oh my god
Look at it. Look at the feet. Oh my god. Oh my god
record them
This guy's been in our lobby like a million times
well that's one of the streamer names you put streamer mode on that's one of the
dumps oh did he already get banned oh wait when they get banned
did you see they get banned is their name going this I don't know they have like
an AI and cheat and it gives them they have summaries of like each player from
Hey, I
Did you see that I saw mine Rammer post. Oh, you saw it. I saw mine. Did you hear mine? No
Oh, dude, it's bad
It's bad boss
Not a good luck. It's not a good luck. Oh
I think one of the clothes from it was
Deadly or I
I don't know. You know what? I'll read it. One second.
Alrighty. Mine is, um, Hutch Brave but from 86 meters away. Hutch fights almost exclusively at range where nobody can hurt his feelings.
His median kill lands around 86.3 meters, nearly double shrouds, and almost five times peanuts.
And his answer to close range fights appears to be leaving the county.
He still manages to die around 98 times, which takes real commitment when your preferred engagement distance is a postcode based.
He also flies the same helicopter as Shroud and gets paid a quarter as much for it, 25,742 an hour, against Shroud's 96,069 an hour.
Same aircraft, same map, one of them is running an airline and the other is running a scenic tour.
To be fair, 76 vehicles destroyed is the best in the group, and 115 builds means he is at least bothers to fortify the ground he is refusing to fight on.
Oh my god, how's that'll happen oh
Man, I feel like you gotta fight the depths. Yeah, yeah
I feel like you gotta fight somebody. Yeah, they deserve that. They deserve that
Hey, I'm gonna kill them all that was that was
Savage read. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, yep
That'll happen. All right, I just cracked level 30 flying five more levels and I can get the habit
Yeah, hey, I can we need to cancel it was there a part that you left out of that I
Don't know. I'm not very good at reading. I could have skipped why
there might be lied to no what was the part oh I read it all did you what they
say were they saying there wasn't anything about SeaWorld in there oh
there's nothing what the fuck Tony no there's nothing about SeaWorld in there
you cock sucker what the hell were they talking about SeaWorld
I don't know, I don't know, I'm being lied to.
Great team, great team!
I'm being lied to.
Band whoever that was, Tony Bantam.
Actually, I think we should back out.
Given that it's a whole, it's gonna be this map anyways.
Let's back it, back it, back it, back it, back it.
Let's back it out.
Come on, back it out.
Come on, back it out.
Let's back it out.
We, we had not one but two cheaters try and kill us that raid.
I think they got banned right away.
I think so too.
I'm shoot seven people and then nothing they're using a pistol and 500 meters
Yeah, so I mean hey if people rage act and it insta bands enough for you sick hey $40 down the drain
Looks like your mom's credit card is gonna go swipe it again
Okay, go to the corner
I'll finish your statement go to the corner new code is in
Can you imagine if embarked at this subway right is that right Mason subway red team
hey for a wreck subway brah w subway how was your ad how many cheaters I like to you know
it's red team red team red team red team red team it's insane to me that there's still
cheaters in that game with how few people are playing it comparably to
whenever we were all playing it they just said fucking I'm gonna stay here and
keep swiping that card dedicated to the craft hey that's what I'm saying man
yo that's true we do have a mod named basal maybe that was it maybe he was
the cheater have we considered it yo nice cock man I bet that thing's thick
as shit dude hey what's up how's it going nice cock man going buddy nice
Nice cock! Nice cock!
Nice to win team!
Nice cock! Nice cock!
Let's get em boys!
Fuck yeah.
Hell yeah!
Fuck yeah!
I'm loving this team!
I'm loving this team!
The best fucking team I love it. We got a lot of locked in gentlemen and I ain't talking about it the game
Congratulations, we're all happy for you
No, it ain't me. Yes, you are retarded and it isn't me
Have fun second cock have fun
Shut up, oh, you really got to set the tone with the squad. Okay. All right, never been to war. You don't know
That's normal
Nothing nothing to ride home about
Oh baby, new song. New song, new song. Congratulations, you're gonna listen to the new song.
Boys, I got a new song. Where the hell are you guys at?
I'm parking next to the heli. We're listening to it together.
Who's squad am I joining landmarks I would see you guys on landmarks team are you in
Sam are you in?
I think I'm in the game.
Oh you're not agreeing.
We're on red we said it five times!
Helicopter helicopter!
I
This terrible
I spent 10,000 on this
We're going to tower one boys
I
Jump right here boys
We're up, let's go.
I'm bringing a army to tower one guys.
Fuck yeah.
Fucking army.
We should farm it up, there's only two towers.
We should, we should hold this.
Hold both of them, hold.
No! Don't fall!
Rest me, rest me, rest me.
Oh my god, I was so scared.
That guy is shit on me.
Is he under the tower or something?
Okay.
God this song is so long!
I'm still playing, it's just still playing.
Am I here or should I?
helicopter!
helicopter!
helicopter!
helicopter!
Oh my gosh, level 3 armor on that guy for sure.
Nice.
I can hop.
Reload while y'all can.
Reload when you can.
The other apartments the apartment apartment across
Nice, bro
We go with a hammer
Underneath sniper
Dead or dead.
Nice.
Car, car, pull it up.
On that wall.
Level three, he's dead as well.
Reloading.
Very bad, dude.
No, the music protects me!
Have a lot of hallucinology.
Helicopter! Helicopter!
Alright boys, I'm down to three mags.
bro I've been spraying so many people
I
Guys are our our team never take the other bomb pull. How they coming in pull. How they coming in little bird
You ready
One dead.
Guys, do you want to give a hundred oh?
Yeah, I'm down to try, but we need a five.
We don't have a five.
Uh, we didn't, they didn't have one there.
I thought they had one there.
I mean they have one, but we have no builders.
There, someone dropped a small supply crate of some shit.
There was a tier 3 hammer somewhere. I killed a guy that had a hammer.
Where are all these inbound?
Got some people.
Everybody on the console, you're looking over five at the same time.
We got people building hutch they don't have to hear the hammers I just don't think we build
here I think we just hold this to delay then because they're gonna ultimately they're
You're gonna ultimately take this.
I did 100% hold this.
Okay. I'll sit here all fucking game. I don't care.
I don't think you can.
This location really hard to take.
It's on top of a hill, you know?
Yep, heard. Yes, chef.
You're not the apartment building next door, but that's not even really a problem.
Yes, chef. Yes, chef. I'm in.
Let's do it.
careful boys I'm actually gonna put a claymore up top not a good idea don't
let me die boys don't let me die okay not a good idea
Holy shit.
Hell he dropped in.
Yeah we're surrounded.
How much for the hundred?
Say it in your cool.
I see you, I see you.
We got a swap, we got a swap. Take your defense back.
Just drop the uh, what's it called on the ground mark?
Yeah, can one of you go online on steamer pur-
Are you still not in here, still?
No, I'm a fucking green screen jerk at it over here.
Oh my god.
If I go online, we're all cooked.
We're gonna have Austin in here in half a second.
I mean there is
There's so many people here, holy shit apartments as well
I can't believe that guy fucking lived
No, they're they're in the apartments one is
People we are we are getting shot from everywhere. Yeah, literally everywhere
They go far, but the stadium?
I'm still in the area. Stay sharp.
The farmer's shooting?
The live is dead.
I'm reviving our boy.
Oh be sheep. Oh be moving. Oh be sheep.
Oh, now we're getting mortared.
Where are they mortaring those from?
I think they're north.
I don't know.
I'm getting out of this tower.
I saw a hell of an alarm, so I thought I dropped it on them.
Yeah, I saw it.
I saw an airbase set up between our hot zone and our H&M.
Hey, are you shooting at me?
Oh, I should see him.
There's a bunch, there's a bunch.
I'm looking for that sniper for you guys.
Why are there so many of this house?
What the hell is going on?
That's where all of them are landing whenever they couldn't get in here.
Yeah.
Enemy will work.
That's what's happening.
That's what's happening.
Not good, not good.
Enemy may have been detected.
I'm trying to keep you safe, I'm trying to keep you safe, I'm trying to keep you safe
Keep everybody up, boys, it's real hard.
Yo, I got a level 3 helmet on this guy down here!
Green Bob on me.
I was out there
Fuck this fuck this
Alrighty, I'm gonna come to you guys this this building's nothing's going on
Do we have eyes on their fob I have C4
Tony do we have eyes on it or no?
No I don't, I don't know.
Oh it's like on us now, sick.
Oh the helly?
No no the zone.
There's Bob is over here.
There's Bob is over here.
Yeah, Green Bob is like on my body right now.
All righty, I'm coming with C4, we can blow into that.
I
Coming boys
I'm coming boys. I'm coming
oh my gosh you guys are all dead I'm dead too
yeah they're back in the house as well across from you guys
yo pop smokes come get me I have C4
You give me we take this shit hurry it's a streamer streamer name shot doesn't
I mean, he's J.
That's him.
Wow.
Oh!
He turned that way.
That was again!
He was holding my body for some weird reason.
I'm fine.
I was a bonus.
I'm fine.
No, I don't think so.
Now what the fuck is in the bush?
He's in the bush with a bow.
I think he's dead.
all righty I'm up I'm coming
I
Shot you I'm so sorry
Get them up I'm opening
Get in the ramp!
Gates down! Gates down!
Oh, they're all dead in here.
I was throwing nades at nothing.
Behind that wall!
Close!
Right!
Rotate back!
Push it back forward on the wall!
Nice!
Shoot the back-rotor! Shoot the back-rotor!
They're in! Left!
From our gate! From our gate!
Back at the gate! Back at the gate!
Bro, how are you so targeted?
Welcome to my life.
Shut the fuck up, bitch!
R2-Head! R2-Head! R2-Head!
Hopefully that kills somebody.
So sorry, bro.
full heli incoming
I'm gonna blow this up
I was just a lot though how what
how useless are they rocket heli
Go build that anti-air bro build that anti-air soon soon soon
Holy shit built the anti-air hurry oh
Fuck oh
I
Mean I mean I mean you fucking bitch
Oh god
I
Ran into my
I
Random guys in a fence line in the middle of no, I don't even know what you are in some weird spots these guys
I don't even know what they're right
I don't think you had anything good.
Shut up, shut up.
I was like sitting out of the zone.
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Yeah, what team is that vehicle on?
That's shooting the rockets from across the map.
Anyone know?
My man, thank you.
All right boys, ears up.
Thank you real quick, yep.
Yep, slap.
Listen to them for a boom.
What was that from?
Did you guys see him?
second floor second floor second floor
found him
there's a lot of stuff he's got here
there's a lot of stuff
we got problems
there's somebody in our fucking car
they're pretty slow
I missed everything. I'm depressed.
Are you fucking serious?
Brother, there's no way that just happened.
You know, it's crazy.
It takes me so long to find this guy that these two guys fly straight over and just
fucking know exactly where he is. That's incredulous.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Oh
Really out there out there. I know I was a huge steal
chat anytime I say let's stay in the same game I want you guys to start
screaming God please God please God no God hutch God please no hutch God please
please no hutch don't do it you start freaking out okay because every single
fucking time I do the entire lobby turns into a bunch of freaks
What's it?
Help!
Help!
The blue belt up tower 2 was crazy.
Please, no, God, no!
Please, no! God, no!
We go again.
Well, the entire opposite team is in the helicopter.
I'll just get another free one.
That's fine.
How, how, how, how is it targeting me?
Look at where I am.
Look at where I am.
Holy fucking shit, man.
I don't know how that guy is killing people I know I know dude that thing
Targeting through the trees is just butt aids.
Let's head back over here.
The gates are open.
Oh my gosh is green rallying at our base right now. Oh, yeah, we got chopper on the way
Okay, I'm coming as well
I'm on the way
I'm landing roof, I landed roof, I'm on the roof, it's our one roof.
Roof roof, someone shut that dog up.
Roof roof, I'm on roof.
Wait, did you get blown up in the respond vehicle?
both sides of the base are down, both sides are down
I wonder what they're on
I don't know
Psycho, Beth
If I didn't buy the backpack, yeah, but if I didn't buy the backpack I would have died before I could break even because I don't have enough flares
I can clear AA and shit if you guys can get over here.
I'm here and where are you?
I'm on the roof.
There's a car.
I don't know.
Oh, fucking sim!
Sam!
Oh, my God.
Wait, where's Sam?
Is he on the roof?
He creeps and you can kill me from the house outside.
That's not some second run around there.
It's like a building to the east.
Alright.
Doing everything I can, boss.
I'm gonna kill this bloody guy real quick.
Jesus.
Jesus.
That was absolute fucking AIDS.
Holy shit.
Shit, shit, shit.
Umm, I missed anything.
I'll make some. I think we're good here.
What's the investment for that, Chad?
For the anti-air missile, what? How much do you have to, uh, spin for that?
Oh, I didn't get loose ammo.
Give me one second, boys. I gotta get loose ammo.
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
Let's get out there.
Bone Collector.
There's a pin up here.
Let's win the game.
Like we do, like we do.
Oh, holy shit.
Who the fuck is that guy?
The Mize is straight, so lay in.
It's my fiancée's birthday today.
Could you please wish Lindsay a very happy birthday?
You are certainly the first thing that I do.
Lindsay, happy birthday.
We love you, Lindsay.
Can we get a W happy birthday in a chat for Lindsay?
Happy birthday.
I would say you happy birthday,
but I'm pretty sure everybody would stop
watching me if I did so. Because they hate me and they think I'm fat. But that's incorrect
because I am fatigued.
And see ya.
Why is it every time I don't fly the same outcome happens? Every time, every time.
Uh what, the pilot's being done asses.
Every time, boss, I don't fly.
people don't know that like you need to come in low to like you can't just fly
and how about I don't know why people not thank you how easy it is to shoot
baby you cannot just go over the hot zone and I'll bar shoot huh I miss you
do baby okay I love you big wife
Holy level 3!
My God!
See, this is the problem with taking this tower is that we'll hold it for 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 15 minutes,
When we don't have the spawn for it, they just take it.
Because they just keep going for an hour straight.
We would have to sit on that tower for a full hour to keep that thing.
I don't know if they could take Tower 2 from Blue.
I almost hit on this red truck by the road right here, Joe.
I
Wanted to have a two instead
To catch 22 right because dude dude, what is happening to me if we do that green catches up?
I think green's the bigger threat
I
Found man our bed we're gonna land at this point retake this tower we can
I mean they are all wearing level 3 armor, I have double headed so many people.
to
seems dead
double three armor of tops that we make our push now i think i killed two guys in
the tower
coming from another one
One still out there.
They're all up in there.
Fuck you buddy, fuck you.
I
Holy shit, dude, I can't catch a break right now
Running out of ammo
why me why me
out
okay, go
oh, no
so we're missing one more on the drop there?
yeah, you guys got it
still trying to get to you Tony
uh, please you traitor has revived me
nice, look outside if you can
coming from the tower
I'm in
on the roof
get up
get up
get up
we're team is ordering the shit out of the space
dude we need to fuck up blue
I know, you go fuck them up
I'm on green
I'll step in for as long as I can
of
the
Holy SHIT!
all right we got this shit we got it we got it we got it we fully got it
GG's today good job GG's bro
What did that guy go?
No, Joe just left, maybe he could join.
Mark, location of an enemy helo.
What'd you say?
No, someone down below, what'd you say?
I just looked right at him and that wasn't my teammate below in symphony you'll be able
to recognize them because the snows will almost be poking you in the eye
oh my god they're fucking useless
it's not real it's not real I took this shit by my fucking lonesome we do not
lose it when nine of my teammates can't fucking get a kill bro they're not real
They're not real! These aren't real fucking people!
Thank you, holy shit!
Oh my god!
Res, it's just one guy!
Are you winning?
Well, we were.
I ain't going too good now.
Oh, he's robbing my nipples.
He's robbing my nipples.
What, nipples? You're a bastard.
Tony, how's it looking where you're at, bud?
The base is real clear, the base is clear.
Yep.
That's an hour base.
Let's don't really know what to do now.
I mean, we have this now what?
this white when I leave it it's gonna be taken again
here we go fuck up blue and light green take this back
all right I'm gonna try and make my leaves we're gonna hit
They're all just in these buildings probably gonna die on this cross
We're taking a head squad to the blue tower. We're gonna start fucking quick. I'll meet you guys there
Yo, pick me up pick me up
Get us over there bro unlock unlock unlock let's go
Go like far straight upright and loop us all the way around them
Fuck you, it's my car now!
Not a lot.
We're gonna be landing to the south.
We're gonna hide and try not to let them see us.
Faster?
Get on that.
No, get on that, uh, what's it called?
Watch my back!
They're sitting on top of the rocks or the, uh, the wooden planks.
It's fucking guy with the SVDs watching it Yeah, it's SVD across
SVDs pushing you as well through the open field front left you see him on your map
Last time I don't think I should drop south side.
I wasn't able to bring a kid's back to the main scene.
I still got this video cross.
Another 500m.
Oh, shit.
Fuck, bro.
I
See what I can do just see if we can get on that blue tower probably died of the SVD guy again
But we can attempt we can attempt
All right boys, we're gonna go try and get on that blue tower
I think that's our best bet right now blue tower
We got to wipe them out they just have everything everywhere
There's drops I thought there were is there no drops today
I
Nice
Yo, were you not able to land on the tower Tony did they have like anti air something we landed outside
I went it outside of it. Okay, I
Didn't know what the anti air was looking like so I didn't even try
We're fighting them.
Bye everybody.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Go boys, go, go, go, go!
I
The helicopter landed on my head
I am the unluckiest man of all time
Yeah, we're in we're in
You're not real. You're not real. You're not real. You aren't real. You're not real.
I refuse. I refuse to believe that you're real.
I refuse to believe he's real.
You gotta shoot it!
You died?
Yeah, yeah, there's a, uh, the very fucking instance we got up here.
There was a helicopter already on us.
Gotta hit Reziz!
I've got a chopper in base.
Is there AA in there?
No, no AA.
No AA, they just have...
Are you guys coming over right now or no?
Oh my gosh.
Yo, can the people joining into the game and getting on our team, could you guys at least
learn how to fucking build?
Every single game we have a bunch of dogs and half of them are fucking in the stream
and you guys are useless as shit.
All you do is run around from hot zone to hot zone,
which is fine.
That's fine.
But don't fail my team.
If you're just gonna do fucking nothing,
it's my job to do nothing.
I don't need more people doing nothing.
Y'all are taking spots of people
who might actually play the game right.
Get the fuck off my team!
It's the same cocksuckin' pussies every game!
And you guys think I like you, I don't fucking like you!
I'd rather you on the other team!
So I'm tired of having the same motherfuckers
joining my team, doing jack dick and balls!
Join the other team if you want to do jack dick and balls!
I need people to actually play the game!
Not you same fucking turns I don't even know how they find me and what the
fuck did said join the blue team
I'm dead on the roof right now. I need a rest. Did no one land on roof?
I need to rest on the roof!
He's trying to get us in here.
Help!
I'm trying to get to roof.
They're pulling at one C with the one that C was in the shed.
I'm waiting. I'm waiting.
still dead up here just hang it out check check it out the stars don't know if there's
There's anyone up here.
They got a lot of snipers.
Oh, Rocket Ellie.
Yes! Yes! I love you, Tony!
Oh, stay low, stay low, stay low. There's so many snipers.
I wouldn't keep that side over there.
No, I want to drop down. Do I have a parachute? I don't.
I do not want to be up here.
Which way?
That side, that side.
It's not safe, it's not safe, it's not safe.
Alright, staying, staying, staying.
They're up on roof, they're on roof, they're on roof.
What? Right when I leave?
I don't know how they got up here.
I don't know how they got up here.
On the roof! On the roof!
On the roof!
I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him!
Get fucked, hoodie! You suck dick!
Get out of my game!
Eeeeeeelp!
Eeeeeeelp!
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm going to hell's everywhere
I shot the shit out of it
I'm instantly dead
He died he died he died he died help Tony
LB!
Go!
Yeah, I know
Oh
My god
You gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go Tony we gotta go ladder ladder
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the back ladder the back ladder
Not the back ladder not the back ladder. They're holding it. It's a guy right by the tree. Oh, I see him. Yeah
Oh my gosh, the homie might save me I
Gotta kill I could do something. I could do something. Oh
No, no, got me snow got me snow got me play your life
Holy fuck
I do have nades but I don't see where that guy is.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
Just throw an 8 over that solid hole.
Bring it again? Bring it again?
No.
Bro, Antia is making bank right now. Oh my gosh.
You can lead some shit over from them.
Holy shit, well that roof was free bro, the roof was free, we just got it, and you came
in and clutched up.
Oh, our landing was not free.
Oh, it was definitely not.
They're all over. They're everywhere.
Oh, I'm lucky.
There are so many explosions, I can't see anything.
I know, every time my ADS-A guy an explosion happens, I can't see them.
These guys are hitting us with mortars through the fucking walls
Not good
Where they at dude? We have mortars in here. I like don't really know where the fuck they're at.
I don't know. I'm in hell.
I am in actual hell.
They've blown through, they've blown through the souls in every wall.
All right, I'm done picking that I'm done picking that I'm done picking that
Oh
Holy fuck I got him I got him back up. Oh, you got him
OH MY GOD
I need I need man side no man
I have no meds in there oh my gosh
Oh my gosh.
Oh my leg.
Oh my leg.
I'm just gonna get back out of the car.
New piece.
No.
More borders than fucking us.
I think they have more borders.
I don't know where they all are.
We're gonna get back into the woods.
I think we're gonna get back out of the woods.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm just trying to heal the squad heal me heal me
I need the medic level.
I'm on the tower, I'm on top of us.
We gotta stop moving out of that base to be honest.
Yeah, agreed.
Blue only is a green and the green is not catching up I think we denied them that
tower and we gotta start doing yeah we had to start doing other things I agree
I have I have no man that nothing I've nothing in no one
I ran out of the walls I am to running out I'm leaving this first
area it's like one dude with a border that's killing everybody over there is
about all those people
I'm going to go kill that fucking guy in the tank truck.
I have to after what he just caused that pain that he just caused us
Oh
My
God, I will say that was the first time I've ever experienced that level of just
Shit, but that was terrible.
I mean, at the beginning it was fun, but towards the end there, I mean, that was absolutely.
I have no idea.
Like, who are you honking at in a helicopter?
I don't know.
I feel like if you're honking at someone in a helicopter, you're in a bad spot.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know, I was crazy!
see if we can find these guys
This is starting Jackie Chan, who's playing for the New Arizona.
Uh, how are you looking?
There's somebody over here.
Across that street.
There he is.
I'm not sure if it's all right or not, but it's all right.
It's over here in the summer.
I'm not gonna die from this bag, I bet.
Please no, I need the XP, you fucking bitch, bro.
Bro, I'm actually fucking tilted.
Who was it?
Who was it?
Who was it?
Who was it?
Who was it?
Who was it?
Who did it?
Chat, what was the name?
What was the fucking name?
I'm leaving the group.
Who, what was the name?
What was the name, bro?
I am so fucking mad.
Who is this?
Bro, bro, you fucking bitch.
You bastard!
That was my money!
Where is this?
Just trying to target me.
I'm out of fucking ammo, dude.
I guess I got to get away.
Damn it.
Damn it, damn it, damn it.
Damn it, damn it, damn it, Steve.
I love how Symphony joined the blue team and then the blue team immediately started getting
slammed.
Oh my God, did you see that car?
Holy shit!
What's chat let me ask you this any of the sim viewers in here was it guys green has no
chance I'm gonna join blue is that the angle
Oh!
Yes!
I respect it, I was doing the same thing.
Don't be mean to Sam, you watch it.
Oh, this is nothing.
Hangry!
No, no, I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good.
I want to go kill this respawn truck 23-24 might be able to flip it might just
hovering in zone
yep I was the difference maker nice
I just had a respawn truck out.
here's a respawn truck
yes
Gigi is there Gigi
Gigi Gigi
nice
Gigi is there, that was a fun match
that was a fun one
hey Sam, what was that uh, what was that
team switch man
uh, green team was getting shit on
on so I swapped the blue just to get shit on again you should not be allowed to
just switch teams like that right as soon as I noticed blue was up a bunch the
whole team was full everyone's part of a there is be some type of like negative
for swapping I saw reddit post up
guys were in a game and the enemy team had a guy that would swap each time the
respawn truck was spawning would buy 10c4 blow up the team respawn truck swap
teams
yeah oh wait Jackie was surprised you decided to join us while I'm still on hey
good to see you man
10 minutes after I leave yesterday you joined the squad I know I thought I
Sign it off
All right, I'm back you guys backed out
Alrighty I gotta head out fellas. I'll be on in the morning GG dude
Gege bro
All righty, let's go
I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking
Let me turn on I'm I don't have like some mode and I think it's fucking us
had multiple instances of enemy swapping teams and then driving this one vehicle out. Yeah,
that needs to be, that's only going to work.
Join up quick, join up quick. They know it's kind of a thing, Jack. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
talked about like they're they're monitoring it and red red red red red
let me know if you guys made it in I'll show also I created it Charlie
and I'm on that too all right are we all good
I'm in I'm in I'm in all right good all righty showing screen
does this $100,000 backpack worth
The huge one yeah, the only reason I think it is is if you're flying heli
That are like building cool shit or something. Yeah, like well if you need max storage, it's worth. It's not then no
I don't think it's worth it all
good sound in here yeah yeah i thought we're on the blue team for a second hearing all this
nice work 50 percent of the time i make my loadout i forget to come on the patch
always the last thing i do every single time i buy it like what am i missing what am i missing
i'm getting a healthy voice if you guys want to fly with me
I have a squad up. I'm the only person in the squad where I was. My name is Goat, right
So
It seemed like
He was got him
Lasering people and then I did see him once more after that. So safe to say you got bad
Yeah, why would you stop?
everyone yeah exactly in this guy on the scoreboard like no say go cheese special
characters are fuck you they just get removed we almost just died your back
That shit not yet. Oh, but he was blowing me out last night, bro. He was there you go. Congratulations. He was in my boots
Congratulations, congratulations
Yes, and yes
Yeah, yes, I'm excited
That's so much fun
You're gonna question immediately. Yes. Oh
Oh, no, dude, were you there the other day Jack? We're at 97. Yeah
I'm just trying to see which girl they're gonna be on
By the way, deep in mark our fake is fronting for that last game neither one of them put their steam online shameless
Get the record
There's one on this group I see right here
probably raging out right now.
on that. You think I would get banned if I made my go live thing showing my feet and
all caps? Hey, can you guys hear me now? Hello?
Nah. What's up, bud?
Fuckin' Jesus.
We wiped that whole tower, bro. We can landmark each other and get killed.
Nice.
Is this power or PC or what?
a helicopter crash real bad.
It was just both my internet, both computers just died at the exact same time.
Yeah, that's why I got no idea.
Probably your ISP.
Yeah.
They all suck.
They all suck.
I don't think I'm about to get back on the team, boys.
Yeah. Yeah. YouTube's to let as well. Y'all just show it for a second. Let me see if I
can't fix this. Um, well,
He doesn't tower five or snipe ping.
Yeah, you are not one.
Well, thank you for the five gifted.
a lot of them over here when Mark's sniping.
Holy shit.
Yeah, I'm just parma getting sniped.