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I'm that fake smile bling bling
Yeah, I'm the lie that you choose to believe in
Guess the truth kinda lost all meaning
And I'm enjoying the view
Well, I've been a loving lover
I've been a trusting brother
I'm taking my time to recover
And picking it up when I'm better
This is going to have to be rated 18 plus because I'm about to start suck
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She's very great. When you're in a five mile radius of her, you can smell that pussy stink.
Oh yeah, that stink. And I had all the in people saying, get down on it. Get down on it.
Get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it, get down on it
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance?
By standing on the wall, get your back up up to one
Tell me, how you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance?
by standing on the wall
get your back up
or higher on the building
get down on it
come on then
if you really want it
you gotta be late
get down on it
come on then
baby baby
get on it
I say people
what?
I just ran out of toilet paper and I'm still made dirty do, what should I do?
Like the straight!
Good morning gentlemen and ladies, good morning
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning everybody.
Hello, hello, good day, good day, good day, good day, good day, good day, good day everybody.
Hello, I'm Andrew.
Good morning.
Good day. Good day. Good day. Good day. Good day. Good morning. Good morning. We're going
on everybody. Happy Slurs Saturday. Oh goodness. Happy Slurs Saturday. There we go. That was
good. That was good. Alright. Some of these pictures y'all posted at this
court. Wow, I picked black. You deserve, you deserve jail time. You deserve, you
deserve jail time. My god, what was that? I look like a human slug.
Goodness
That was last night it was good man last night was fun, bro
Last night was fun
You know me just school and everybody in trailer park and trailer park
Politics, you know if there's one thing I'm good at it's trailer park politics
You know, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, dude, the trailer park game is so fun.
You're fucking medicine the trailer park.
I'd have to say, I think the funniest part of last night for me was Winnie.
20. When he follows me into the trailer, I'm just like, when he's so bad at lying,
like he's fucking terrible. He's sitting there. I don't know if he was dreaming, but
bro, he's gassing me up. He's like, you're so smart. You're such a genius, way smarter
than me. Yada, yada, yada. And I'm sitting there like, bro. Tell me, just say you're
the snitch just just say hutch I'm the snitch nobody complements me this way this isn't real
so I opened up the like little door and I showed him a moonshine container which is just randomly
in there I was like yeah I'm the moonshiner and here he calls the cops on me and I just instantly
get them fucked. It was awesome. It was awesome, bro. Does Hutch read chat? Nope. You know,
funny enough, I actually live streamed because I want you guys just to sit here in silence. That,
that is the ultimate plan.
the
Michael Jordan of the trailer park
Pete told on himself first time he was the snitch trying to get Zee Chum to sell a moonshine
It was a lot of fun that game is oh that game is so much fun
That game is so much fun and the group that we have playing tonight is so good
So good. We got to get lemon. We got to get lemon in a morning session with that game
You reach chat when he's not eating which is real occasional, okay
Elstramer who's an Elstramer?
Where's your hat from let uh, that's the lemon. It's from melon
Melon hats. Why don't you stream it bro? Believe it or not, man
Sometimes I like to sit here shirtless rubbing my nipples and just playing video games, you know
Sometimes I just trying to hang out with the homies
Know I'm saying
what nipples mods mods man that man
your little freak
we get these opened up
all right clip cue is now opine post your clips in the chat post your clips post your clips
post your clips post your clips post your clips
Tim gives us shirtless dreams so much hate that's because Tim's a heathen he's
a heathen heathenism
All right, let's watch some clips what give birth at the hours only things is rebooting the game
I promise you whatever you feel, he likes my video.
Rico just ran over like fine guy.
Rico, I said that!
What?
What the f*** is wrong bro?
I don't have that.
Where are you at the latest answer?
Hey, Rico!
I
Work you do it Godwin, you do it Godwin
Wiped in work with the hours only things would be really the game
What the hell nobody knows my name is he what the hell
What are we doing what are we doing
That was just BB driving the helicopter, that was just the kill team!
You gotta look at it, I didn't hit the tower.
What are we through?
You have to watch your own bloopers.
It depends on how long it is and how recent they are.
Oh, this is my...
This is bloopers? I didn't even know this existed.
Did I?
I did a commercial back in the day.
This is me and Tim.
So we're supposed to slam through this door and this all this floor right here is slippery because they're running a snow machine.
So the snow machine's landing on the ground, so you can't even get a footing and this door is huge.
Okay, so I try to slam through this. I'm actually falling on this take I'm pretty sure.
It's one of the takes.
One of the takes I'm actually falling. Tim gets through it no problem.
Tim gets through this
No, we should
Like that?
Okay
Like that
Oh
Yeah, like that
And
Just as all of you
The headphones
Come on, come on, come on
Alright, alright, alright
Relax, Monk, dude
I just want to play games
and I sweat my balls well
Relax there, Monk, dude
What I like is the
the simplest of it's catching I know relax there must do what I like is
that you got feel like I could play for hours without oh I hate this line and
let the headline did saw I'm not gonna lie audio technicus he messed up this
guy was like this guy was really good
Well, I said
For the fact that I can't see
Oh my god Tim's big ass up there!
Yo Tim's big ass up on that one bro!
This guy's life was in danger!
Let me give you some context here, okay?
See me?
No this is old, this is old, this is years ago man.
Tim has, this just shows you how much weight Tim has lost.
Listen, Tim has lost a shit ton of weight.
That dude's actually a fucking monster now.
And a good way.
Just the wood plank that I had to balance on.
OK, look at Tim.
They had to screw on like a platform
for him to be able to balance on it.
Oh, my God.
I'm holding. Defense. Five yard
penalty. First down. Don't tell
me I told you that. Look, look
how easy it is because he's just
sitting on a flat. Look at me.
It's like I'm actually having to
balance on this thing. So, you
see me like moving my legs and
It's just sitting in the back of my shoe.
So, yeah, that was fun. That was fun.
Good times. Good times.
That's awesome.
That picture hits a trick shot on a boat in the Alaska wilderness.
I have seen this.
Yeah, these guys are maniac humans.
These two.
Oh my god, that's pretty cool. Just on a boat in Alaska.
I can't believe it. I actually can't believe it.
Maya doesn't know how to react because she doesn't really understand anything.
Let's go! No way! There's no way! Yeah!
Look how beautiful that water is.
All five in the most miraculous way.
If I can find that, I want to say it had like 50,000 videos or some of the most out of context.
Look, I've had a neighbor is a shit.
I was hitting this hard, trusting myself.
You know what I mean?
And it's taking.
Four time.
A paperwork.
You can feel.
Oh, oh, I like.
I'm gonna be the moment where we get in the 90s, but instead oh wait guys my
my bundle itters saw his is tagged away. Oh my god. Oh, it's already over you thought you
could just leave and you went. Oh, no, no, how many how many cheaters did they run into
last night they run into a lot of them active matter today yes sir we have active matter today
at 5 p.m. ct 6 p.m. EST with peanut I don't know who our third is hey man it's a big day it's a big
day sir 40 dollars 40 smackled it went by that credit card for me will you listen will you just
Just do a personal favor for your own...
Oh, your boy peanut!
Your boy peanut, can you whip out the credit card for me
and just make a quick $40 purchase for me?
Can you do that for me, boss?
Oh!
Oh, that's...
Just a quick $40 purchase, please.
Hmm. Hmm.
Leave the helicopter, boss.
Have to step your base here.
Oh, yeah?
Why'd you fucking leave it?
Ooh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Whoa, black Betty.
Bambelans.
Whoa, black Betty.
Bambelans.
Black Betty had a child.
Bambelans.
Dorothy ain't gonna wild.
Bambelans.
She's always sweaty.
Bambelans.
She's all rocksteady
Bambalam
Whoa, Black Betty
Bambalam
Yeah, Black Betty
What?
Whoa, Black Betty
Black Betty had a boss, don't think on a boss
Chief of those petties from Berlin, Chief of those petties from Berlin
What the pretty pumblin'
Oh, blackberry pumblin'
She's always my mind
That was fucking nuts. I was kind of like mesmerizing chat. This is prime opportunity, bro
I don't understand why I can't switch seats like that
Every time I switch seats it doesn't fucking work
Do you want to know the true story?
Do you know the country Belize?
Inside Belize there is a national park, it's called the Blue Hole and scuba divers have
gone in there and they have not found the depth at all of it and there's botflies and
And all kinds of animals that live around there.
Okay, what does that have to do with your head?
With what?
Get this party started, buddy!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Tennessee Titans!
We're going to own that stadium!
There's no doubt about that.
Be ready for a stomp and be ready for our offensive line to run you over!
Go birds!
Get this party started!
Get this party started!
Ready for a stomp and be ready for our offensive line to run you over!
GO BIRDS!
Get the fucking start!
Two minus five seconds!
Go go go go go!
Oh my...
Hotch...
Holy holy...
Hotch...
Hotch...
Hotch...
You are a fucking monkey dude.
I've seen monkeys fly helicopters better than you.
better than you. What's your
actions? Are you just going to
give us a silent treatment?
What? It's a silent treatment.
Have to find out if he's dead.
At my bad boss. Jesus
come right now.
yeah these guys show this
oh
we were so the dance bastard
he's armor
okay the fuck was that all all of our team
but that is it want to lose money so they're just sitting dead in that warehouse
I fucking hate you guys.
I'm gonna leave you alone.
I'm gonna tag you over here.
I'm gonna leave you guys here.
Hold on now.
Are you on the ground with us?
Yes.
Technically, I am on the ground.
Boots on the ground, boys.
Boots on the ground.
And blood and bones.
And the sky's that crazy.
What are your eyes in the sky?
All of our teeth are on the ground.
As useful as a ship, like with Lollipop. Truly.
What's wrong?
Don't listen to it.
What was he doing?
He was just exiting and I didn't like him so...
Don't do some evil shit together.
Sure.
You like eating people?
I mean I'll watch you eat people.
I'll get them, you know?
I guess good enough.
I'll get them, you know?
Ooh.
Yeah.
Just saying, you can disagree, of course, but, you know, because, you know, I'm eating
the people, you know, I should kill them, too.
So I think if you would give me your handgun...
Yeah, I'd see where you're going with that one.
That's brilliant.
Yeah.
You know?
Yes?
Yeah?
No?
Yeah, if you just get on your knees and turn around, I'll give you the gun.
Yeah?
How?
You just...
Oh, you made a terrible mistake.
I'm sorry for you.
Okay, okay.
Put the gun on the floor.
Not happening.
I was not born yet.
You're saying it's stupid.
Okay, I threw the gun away.
No, I'm not throwing it.
Why would I?
I'm keeping the gun after I kill you in this fist fight.
You have head protection.
You have a...
It's a baseball hat.
Oh my God.
Oh my god, you'll do anything for an edge!
Okay, okay, okay!
Oh now you've got a head protection.
You are a slippery snake!
Uh oh, stun locked!
Oh, you're in trouble now. Oh dear.
Yeah, I think it's over.
Yeah I think so. Alright, well nice nice knowing you. I'll see you later.
See you next fight.
Help me! Hey you there, help!
I'll tell you man, Daisy is is peak. When it can be peak it's peak.
I'll tell you Roger, no problem.
all day thank you
you're good you're good baby you're good oh no you just died oh no much I was
just getting resed and your artillery just sent the guy flying a million yards
DOOOOOO
DOO SPOT
oh my gosh
but i won't i won't be mad at you
i got two, i got two
i got a sniper, i got a sniper
no no no
hush what's my gun?
i got a sniper
close it, close it, close it
That'll happen. I see him.
Oh, I got him! I got that guy with the D. Gold in the helicopter!
Is the D. Gold nasty?
100 now flat right 100 for all of these you left 200
Get your hand out the car right now. Yeah when a detective spots a wanted felon during a routine
It's great great news. No bombs. No bombs. No bombs. I'm anti SMG. I mean
I'm anti SMG. I said it. Oh
My god
Who blocked me on the stairs?
Yeah!
Now this, now this is a me clip, you know?
Now this is a me clip, I'm surprised,
my face isn't right here, you know?
I'm surprised that ain't me right now, that should be me.
Who's that you panda?
Is this, is this what it's like when you guys watch me throw a gunfight and then blame
anonymous objects?
Like whenever I fully dump a mag and I'm like, the dog was barking.
Now where's my teammates?
Discord's too loud.
Is this what it's like?
Well, you're usually eating so now.
Okay.
I didn't miss all my shots.
I hit all my shots.
This game just fucking sucks.
I'm dead.
What do you mean a dead?
I'm donated.
You need to look, you need to look, you need to look.
Prediction.
This is Fragas.
These all snide both these people.
100%.
Now the question is, is it going to be a quick scope or is it going to be a no scope?
No, you guys are underestimating Fragus. This dude's unbelievable.
What is this?
Bro, if Fragus noscopes the second guy, I am pulling my dick out live on stream.
I can't.
Nate?
Oh my god
Here we go from what
It's like the old computer games like Warcraft.
So this is an ultra one of our autonomous vehicles.
The single operator could control potentially hundreds of different assets on the battlefield.
You're gonna do that through an interface which is a little bit like a real-time strategy game like Warcraft or Starcraft
Selecting units tell them where to go execute the payloads. Let's see what this thing can do. You want to drive it?
Yes, I want to drive it. I can't control it. That's right
Yeah, and you can control it the online in sight so you could do this from like 5,000 miles away
It will automatically stop a wall rise over. Let's not test it. Yeah, there it is slowing for person
Well, that's not gonna work in war byron. You can turn that off. Oh
Oh, shit.
You can turn that off!
He said you can turn that off!
It's actually much safer to put it into autonomy
and just tell it where you want it to go,
and it will find a way to get there
without, you know, hitting anything.
Send it to go get a pizza.
["Growth of the Pizza"]
Holy shit.
That is sick.
It's like the old computer games, like Warcraft.
Guys, we're right there, you know, like it's, we were right there, we are right there.
You know how they have, you know how they have like the drone pilots that they're poaching
from like drone flying competitions, bro, they're going to start poaching warcraft players,
you know, all these countries going to be like, Hey, you play video games here, you're
gonna come work for us and you're gonna run all this crazy fucking shit I'm
telling you we ain't far out we ain't far out and don't see
people are already like here and already oh yeah blue already whoa the
tower all right we're low on fuel so I'm gonna go on 30 oh wait actually
Fucking kill all these guys. One on two on tower two right now. They have so many RPGs
We're just gonna play really high, okay
Bro the sea whiz kill time is so ridiculous the thing is just obliterate Sally's
Look at a pale clip. I'm not sure what to expect. You know what I mean
I think you're right, alright never mind, mine is going to be to clean my keyboard.
Oh no!
I won't find it.
I have to surprise my keyboard.
Yo bro, I think there's a little, even the little mocha T-Wes on it.
I'm not even trolling.
And uh, yeah, nothing to see my little position.
Anyone was in there?
No.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No way! What? Come on, man!
I think I physically feel ill.
Show up in alliance, Terry.
Like, I'm actually sick to my stomach.
Show yours? I mean, bro, mine is not bad.
Mine just has, like, a little bit of dog hair on it.
It's not- I don't think it's bad.
Like I'm already missing a few feet after her at the same time.
My wife consistently comes in here and cleans off everything.
Everything.
She'll come in.
Don't get me wrong.
I'll have a little bit of buildup.
I get more buildup on my mouse than anything.
You can see a little bit here on the fingertips, but it doesn't ever get any worse than this.
I'd probably clean this or my wife will clean this in like the next couple of days
That that that's another level of fucking gross
You're not eat ass chat beat ass bro. Jesus
Shhh!
Who the fuck is going on?
The Brain's Motivation Drotransmitter
BRO, I don't even know what to say.
What?
Vas, top of the mornin' to you.
Stop laughing, you bitch.
Bitch pussy!
The hell you laughing at?
Summit!
What is it?
Okay, so that's not a good place to live on.
We're gonna pop a bottom of three!
Two, one, pop a bottom!
Holy shit, don't pop out of him!
Don't pop out of him, jeez!
Oh, I'm gonna get the fuck outta here!
Whoa!
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
I got a view!
Going, going!
There's like three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
I don't know how to pull a gun if it works.
Oh, guys!
I'm gonna get it!
Damn it!
Okay, I'm gonna pick you up.
Hold on.
I didn't expect to be in the same place.
Don't worry.
I got you.
I got you.
Get back, get back, get back.
I got to heal up, I got to heal up.
I got to do some packing bags.
Pack of bags and then we go she's not catchable. Good. Where you looking fun? Oh
What a grenade holy shit
Oh, this is the week one highlights from bulkhead
I told you not to do it!
OH MY GOD!
Oh my god dude.
To the mortars!
Watch we just killed everyone at tower 2!
You know I'm waiting.
That's how you deal with hell use that are smart
Yeah, that was a cool video fuck yeah
Yeah, great, uh, fuck yeah, right on it, oh yeah, oh my god, how many C4 do I got, I got seven C4, I want to bust in their ass, I'm about to bust in these guys' ass.
Hey, hey honey.
why the f*** does it have ACTUAL fire out simulation?
for the FPV drone, where you can connect your f***ing device.
I swear, something is off with this game, bro.
I feel like if you rank one in this game, you're gonna receive an email from some states.
The FPV community is saying that this is like one of the best sims right now.
Like, what?
What am I looking at?
Bro imagine you're sitting there playing this game you see this motherfucker with a drone
Okay, one game. No big deal solo. No big deal worse rifle in the game
No big deal. It's not the worst, but it's not the best either
What is that assault medic recon support wait did I also get pilot? Oh, I got drivers
Well, wow and pilot Wow one two three four five six
All you motherfuckers talking about money you're fucking spread never looks like this
Don't you ask my fuck it?
How about my dick?
What's your little discord?
Like, he's over here on the left side?
You know, I need my revive.
I got none of that.
I'm playing with RANDOS.
That audio is terrible.
Hostile's killed.
Why's that traditional contacts?
Okay, and we'll be draft. Okay. Okay. Oh my god, so so
You guys actually want to watch this
You actually want to watch this I said we skip
We're like, oh man, you know, it's gonna be a great day
You know my dad's like pump to see my name on this is trauma
This is a this is a story of trauma. This is trauma
First round goes through and you know, I wasn't I was projected to go anywhere from two to five. Okay second round
So we're sitting there and you know the drafts going on. I'm seeing a bunch of guys. So when you're at
When you're at that level you play with other guys at that level
I'll give you guys a shortened sweet version of this bro. Listen, okay?
Your boy was supposed to be a first to third round draft pick
Okay, sadly midway through the year my arms started hurting my velocity dropped from like 95 96 to like 90 92
Alrighty, that's the difference between millions of dollars and hundreds of thousands of dollars. Okay, that's big difference in the MLB draft
incredible difference
So obviously, you know scouts are coming out. They're coming to watch velocity is going down long story short draft day comes
my agency at the time
same agents that's a lot of big leaguers they were like ah you're projected to go
like two to four I said okay it's not bad it's not bad like what's your money
how much money do you want to go to the big or to go to the the big leagues to
the minor leagues I was like I I take a million is it okay you'll probably get
that first round goes by they don't call my name and what is it is what it is
second round goes by they don't call my name is what it is we didn't expect it
we didn't expect it next day all these news people were hitting us up and
they're like hey we'd love to come to your house sit with you on the couch and
and record you getting drafted.
Sounds like a cool idea, you know?
I'd like to be on fucking West 2 News
or whatever the fuck it was.
That sounds super cool.
I said, come on.
I invited them, I invited the local news station.
I had like four different news stations in my house
sitting on my couch recording me the entire time.
True story.
Day starts.
If you don't know how the MLB draft works,
Day one is first and second round, it's on TV.
Day two is third through the tenth round, also on TV.
Third day is on the fucking computer, okay?
No one gives a fuck about it.
So third round goes, I'm expecting my name to be called.
My name is not called.
Fourth round.
Fifth round.
Sixth round, I get a call, I'm like, it's my time, you know, it is my time.
I answer the phone, it's the brewers, said hello, it was not the brewers, that's a lie,
it's my agent telling me that the brewers contact us.
I'm like, hello, like they want to offer you $125,000.
Now a lot of people in here is like $125,000, that is a lot of money, which you're right,
it is.
Do you have to understand the parameters of being a professional athlete and what that
means when you get drafted for 125,000?
That is 125K divided by seven.
Because typically when you get drafted out of high school, you are in the system from
anywhere to four to six years, seven being the most years.
Okay, you're 17, 18 year old kid, they're going to develop your skills and then they're
going to put you in the big leagues later.
So, 125K, that is absolute bare minimum as a high school guy.
You cannot get drafted for anything less than 125,000.
College guys, they'll get drafted for 10K in a Subways gift card.
High school guys, 125 is minimum.
So they call, offer me minimum.
I'm like, no, I'd rather, I had a full ride to Mississippi State.
I'm not going to take that.
Now I get another call from the Blue Jays.
Hey, we'll offer you 150.
I said, no, still no.
That's fucking terrible.
I want a million.
So me and my agent, we talk around the phone after this,
after I say no, he goes,
you're gonna have to drop your number.
You're not getting a million.
I said, okay, we'll go half.
I'll take $500,000, not a dollar less.
$500,000.
That's round goes by.
Whew.
Sixth round.
Seventh round.
And these news agencies are just staring at me.
And I'm looking at them and they're looking at me
and they're starting to realize
that this is not a story of accomplishment.
This is a story of depression, you know?
Everyone starts like pacing around in my house.
You know, my dad is looking at me.
My brother's looking at me.
These new agencies are looking at me.
And I'm just like, this is my worst fear, you know?
Like, this is nightmare fuel.
Seventh round, eighth round, ninth round, tenth round,
all go by, I don't get drafted.
I don't get drafted in front of like,
I'd say four, five, eight news agencies
all sitting on my couch.
So as they're walking out, they're like,
it was like I died.
They were like, hey, we're so sorry.
We're so sorry.
You know, keep your head up.
These random fucking guys, you know, eating snacks.
We ordered pizza. They got a pizza slice in their hand as they're walking out these fat fucks
Like we're so sorry you went through that I get the fuck out of here
I don't want to talk to any of you cock suckers get the hell out of my house. I
Dude, oh gosh relive in it mentally
It was
Terrible it was terrible
Terrible terrible terrible day three rolls around computer time. We hook up mom's Dell red laptop
to the TV and then I ended up getting draft in the 12th round my coach
His name's Jared. He runs perfect game now for any of my baseball fans in here
He was my coach then now he runs the biggest travel ball organization in the fucking world
He calls me up and goes hutch listen
You're not gonna get 500k and I said, okay, he goes I just got off the phone with the Mets
He's like, what is your bottom number?
The absolute least amount of money you'll take.
And I said, I said, Jared, I want 500K, you know?
Yeah, I tell him why.
And he goes, you won't do well in college.
He said, Hutch, he goes, Hutch, I know you.
You're not gonna do well in college.
I said, you gotta go play professionally.
That's your only chance.
I was like, I'll take 350.
I'll take, I'll take 350 coach.
I'll take 350, 350 will be fine.
I ended up getting drafted for 375.
I think, 375, 3, yeah, 375.
And third in the 12th round, and I took it.
Oh God, that'll happen.
That'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen.
That'll happen. Yes, I got drafted out of high school. Yep
And again sounds like a lot of money. It is a lot of money
But when you divide that by six years, you don't get paid
I think in the minor leagues I made around ten and a half thousand dollars a year a year ten and a half
Okay, you would come do a month now the MLB since then has raised the wages for minor leaguers and cut a bunch of
teams
but I
Mean boys, I it was that you would go to a
Minor league game for those people who've ever went to one and the people serving you hot dogs
We're making more than me on
The mound on the field and that's not an exaggeration
The people who were washing my clothes
Whenever I came into the dugout or into the locker room
They were making more money than me going out there and playing whenever I played
It was fucking nuts
It was nuts
No, it's not 375 K a year. It's three. It's a one-time payment 375 for the next six years
for the next six years
My brother just texted me and said the problem wasn't that your villa wasn't high enough the problem was that the scouts knew you
Wouldn't go to college so they could pay you less in the draft you and draft you later
That is also true. That is also true my my head coach at the time and Mississippi State
Andy Kedizarro
He knew I didn't want to go that well. I wanted to go there, but he knew I wasn't he knew I wasn't he knew I wasn't going there
He told everybody that you know your boy. This is gonna be a shocker. I'm not the smartest guy. I
Know I hope you're sitting down. I
Hope you're sitting down
Mean guys, I got a I got a 15 on my on my SAT, you know
You know what I'm saying like I took that test and halfway through I started Christmas training cuz I gave up
Yeah, and that's that's the truth I
Swear that's that's the truth
That's the truth
ACTC I'm so stupid. I don't know which one it was
ACT is that what it is I'm not lying I wish I was
I fucking do I wish I was listen man your boy had a lot of a lot of talent not a
lot of smarts not a lot of smarts God bless not a lot of it not at all not at
all not a lot you should tell them how I had to pass your math class with you or
trying to go to college when I had to hide underneath your desk and do the
bath while you were on camera. That's not really something I should probably say.
I mean it's been a long time. Yeah I mean bro I I was in full they put me in
full online classes because I couldn't get through them. So I used to sit there
on camera while my brother would be next to me but he couldn't you know they
couldn't see him on camera so he would be on the ground and I would write the
question on a sheet of paper and then I would slide it underneath my desk and hand it to him
he would do the answers for all the questions and then hand me the piece of paper back and I would
click on all the fucking answers and we fucking aced every test baby we aced every test man we
We were a we were a squad we passed Algebra 2 with flying colors
Algebra 2
No problem for me and him no problem. No problem at all. I
Mean you guys think I'm lying bro. I was in algebra 1a 1b 1c my freshman sophomore junior year
I'm telling you everyone in my class had a disability of some kind
I had one kid in a wheelchair not because his legs didn't work just because he forgot how to walk I
Had another kid if you said anything wrong to him. He throws something at you
I had one kid in my class who had a helper because he stabbed one of his teachers with a pencil. I
Mean I was shit
Damn it. It was fuck. We were in the trenches
We were in the trenches
We were in the trenches, scabless.
You said, hey, what is he saying?
You would cough and slide me the problems and then cough when I slid him back up.
And you, no, I'm not reading that part.
I'm not reading that part, bro.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I'm not reading that second part, bro.
No! No bro! No! No! Class dismissed! So get the hell out of here everybody!
Get the hell out of here everybody! Class dismissed! Class dismissed! Class dismissed!
Class dismissed!
Who knew the two in algebra, two stood for two needs, two people?
Oh god dude so bad so bad it's so bad it's so bad how did I make it here you
know I mean guys you really saved me if it wasn't for this streaming shit dude
I'd be fucking I get a ride to Mickey D's please can I get a ride to Mickey D's
pretty please you know oh dude it'd be homeless be homeless boss oh shit oh it's
So funny, God, golly, no, we're going to start here today.
We're going to start here.
Once it gets stupid, we'll probably move over to Dead Matter.
We have a sponsor for that today at 5 PM CT, 6 PM EST with Peanut.
I'm going to be honest, man.
I went through and watched a little bit of Tarkov like other people playing it dude
I truly feel like majority of people aren't really enjoying Tarkov. I
Think Tarkov's back in that spot of like oh
Active matter sorry about that
Yeah, but Nick you can't use Nick as an example, you know
Nick just walked into the all you can eat buffet. We've been there for six months
You know
Nick has 50 hours we have 5,000 and everyone else has a lot of hours
It's just it's new for him. So it's refreshing and he's obsessed with it for us. It's a little you know, it's it's a little different
Gloria is all Tarkov and he's even playing war dogs. Yeah
We have arc next week, I think what is it next week or in two weeks chat
2 weeks fuck no we gotta try we gotta try it do I think I'll play it for longer than
a week I mean if they didn't completely redo it fuck no hell no if it's art I'm not watching
yes you are bitch pussy a week I give you two days max yeah you're not wrong you're
not wrong I mean boys there really isn't much else to much else to game on at the
moment at least for me and what I enjoy and we're dogs are best bet I'm just
trying to like I don't know man we gotta figure out fucking me turn on all
these settings. I didn't have these settings on yesterday. There we go. There's that.
All right. Um, uh, symphonies on.
He'll hear me, he'll hear me, he'll hear me, he'll hear the beard silent, he'll hear
it.
Don't worry, he'll be here any moment, he'll be here any moment, I know he hears it.
Oh
Punch what?
All right, we're gonna get in the game until he's ready
Yes, we're playing active matter today. Yep. We were supposed to play some this morning
with um, with Cloaksy, but I think Cloaksy, he's going, I think he's flying to, I don't
know, has he said where he's going yet? I don't want to say it if he hasn't said it.
Okay, cool. Yeah, he's going to Dallas for the football game.
Sounds good, Gage. Mario baseball stream one day.
golly mario baseball dude what a game huh what a fucking game oh right they're
here oh shit fucking barbed wire bro the whole green team's on me hello hello
gentlemen I'm fucking slow you kind of fucked me with no binaus yeah kind of
what's it mean mr. hutch what's up bitch go right now we're doing bitch pussy
oh shit get good at it said we're getting good at it why do you always kill me when i'm in the tank
what what type of fetish do you have because i phone at the mouth for that 15k that i get
for that tank because I know that the rest of my flight is paid for.
By the way, I'm really, really bad at killing reds on purpose.
Just think, thank you for the five million, dude.
One blue.
I appreciate the love, dudes.
Oh, bro, listen.
As I said before, the moment that I see a tank on the kill feed,
I don't care who it's going after, I'm going after that tank.
They're very millisecond.
You're pretty fucking good with that.
I appreciate that, boss.
I appreciate that I even started bringing strellas and I couldn't do anything about it
Dude, I'm fucking poor boys. I am poor. I need money
Should should we back out or you want to join us?
I can try and join me back out of this. I just started what for red we're on red. It's only got 14
Yeah, it's a minute, but
I have you added on SteadyAd, there you are.
Bang.
Mine's 10,000, really.
Mine's 10,000 something.
What happened?
Mine's 10K.
Oh, me right now? Dude, my loadouts are 20K each, bro. This is no joke.
Bro, I have 170K. I've lost everything.
What?
Dude, yesterday was so bad. Yesterday was the worst day in Bordos.
170?
Listen, let me let me tell you exactly like how bad yesterday was I had a guy who who got banned in front of me live
Because he I shot his antenna off of his car
And he crashed out so hard that he honked a horn for 35 minutes as I was sitting in a tower
Then when I
Retray then when I ultimately died he swapped teams and started ramming a
Buggy into my tank so I couldn't get kills
For like another 20 minutes until he got fucking banned
Dedication dude, he was pissed
He he wasn't there by the mini birds yet like the ones that just fly mock ten in a circle and just I
Had a well the very next the very next game funny enough
I had a mini bird as every time I've been like I'm going to this tower
He would meet me there and kill me before I land
I mean dude, it was a shit bro bad day bad day for me bad day
We're gonna get you some money back, bro. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I'm risen some guy. I'm bringing you all right game plan today
We are going to unlock the havoc helicopter. I mean we are right there. Let's see, yeah
We're gonna have to make money to even unlock it. I do much in the game much
yeah I'm in I'm in okay let's get it one squad here to join yeah let me hide
screen don't move killed me
I'm not gonna stop walking everywhere which squad are you guys in oh I I joined
the squad just by joining the game you're bringing me somewhere else that's
your pretty cool feature that you're already in fuck yeah
There's hella yeah, I know I should oh shit. There's a bunch of yeah, fuck
It seems oh
I'm dead
Well walking in
I'm not getting lost
Oh you got a hell of a on it our men
I'm gonna take you on the power now
I
Got no parachute
Hey, I killed whoever's the tank over here. I killed the hell on you
Well, we found her
And eight times I never use them. I think I actually grabbed somebody else's belly
Buy him more
Drive me crazy!
Grape balls of fire!
I'll come back for you
Yeah, they got a respawn going across the bridge if we all want to keep eyes on it
It just came across the bridge from Tower one or Tower two.
And if I'm close, there's gonna one-tap me the little noobs.
and that's yes I think we'll one shot you if you'll like yeah
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Let's go.
My Chinese friends, Coco!
We're going after that respawn car right now!
Where is it ice field?
Next on
Where is where are they? Yo any idea where the respawn vehicle is?
Pause music
Any idea where the respawn vehicle is voice? I ain't got a clue buddy
I found it.
I just realized how bad I'm losing.
Holy shit.
What was my vehicle?
Nice.
That was sick.
Try it as I saw you just fucking blew it to the ground.
No!
No! You idiot!
Sorry.
Wee- oh no, BlueTab is playing with self-punch.
Got him.
oh shit
how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how
how
not yeah
hold the green
just like an acre in it
yeah
yeah
they should be crossing to you
or they're hiding
woo ho ho ho ho ho
they're hiding
they're all
Get out
Oh Jesus
Wait for them to cross the road lucky and we'll pinch them
Holy shit, there's a lot holy
Holy shh
What the fuck I just got kicked I got kicked to the whole server froze
What the fuck they're all talking about the servers you went down like something the whole server went down
No way
It pop up anywhere, but we all just way too long I
Didn't see shit. I got DC to boss
They were all talking about in the building.
I actually found a good spot.
I'm kinda sad.
Dude, I...
I don't even know how to explain what just happened to me.
I mean, that was fucking nuts.
Alright, new server!
Honestly guys, the conserva-
Dude, you're a hush.
What the fuck?
One gust of air in those nostrils and suck the electricity out of the air
We had no problems with servers all day
And then yeah, yeah
You know
I'm
You might actually be cursed I'm cursed bro. I don't get to play games anymore rentee. I got that put the thing in thing
I mean what the fuck happened when I left yesterday?
What's up?
What is this?
7 of 10.
Alright, leaving.
Wait, wait, it's going.
I just left.
I just left.
I just left.
I just left.
I
Carmon missed you dude you sound sexy. How you doing?
I'm great. I'm just glad I'm on your team now cuz like the guys really starting to dislike
One game you understand hutch killed me like ten times
Winning the tank. He's on my deck bro. Carva at one point. He was in one of our games
This dude went in an SUV with rockets and hunted me down
and did not achieve anything because every time he'd shoot me,
I had like nine flares.
I would just pop flares, find them and they'd kill them.
I was losing like 40k life.
I was going the whole hunt be up with rockets and I didn't get to shoot one.
Let's go around to the gear.
There's something when like you go low that like I can't,
it doesn't even lock on or something.
something yeah it doesn't it doesn't you can go like is that what it is yeah so in the
helly the trick is if you fly low against anything other than a you're pretty much
safe yeah unless people are like the mr i've been two tapping everyone before the
Oh, well, yeah, I mean you can shoot me. I didn't have a gun. I didn't have a gun
We got to make some money boys we got to make some money
We're gonna fly helicopters for the beginning of the day make get back up like 300k and then
We also right
I gotta leave you gotta invite me invite me
I think I need to take
I'll just all wait in the queue, all the queue it's going down pretty much this way
Probably 25?
The 60s?
Yeah they are, they're one KG each
but i was carrying four mags before
this motherfucker
i don't like to be your mag
you're a bastard
just like an awkward amount of chaos
like one mag
or like two people, three people
Hey other helly guy, fuck you everybody get in mine
Fuck that son of a bitch get in this one over here to the right fuck you pussy
Fuck you pussy
Everybody and I'll give music. I'll get music we are music and we got balloons
I made a squad I made a squad. I haven't even used it. Is this just chess shot dead?
It brought a chess shot dead fucking the cars shoot them in the car one time
A level and a half oh shit, I'm right there. All right fuck everybody
Stay in here. Do not leave perfect. Perfect. Perfect
This plan fucking sucks. I have to turn off the remote all your money back. I am whenever you get that I am I am
No way. I don't think you're going to need money to unlock it, bud.
Did you make your own stop?
Gentlemen, welcome into the heli.
My name is Hutch and I'm going to be your pilot today.
We're going to be flying low, we're going to be flying fast.
don't get out until I tell you where you're a pussy oh what happened to my who
the fuck took my music out it's somewhere can take the music I think
someone just just ripped the mixtape out of the damn yo bro put the mixtape
back inside you actually took it out represent that back left he's bouncing
around person but he's like ADP tweaking out not go to that you check out
follow go find them as how many people aren't right to him we'll find who it is
they're a fucking bitch whoever you are don't jump out yet okay yeah you remember
I said don't jump out unless you're a pussy
I'm never getting in hot just helicopter. Oh, bro. Do not don't you dare blame that on me
Don't you dare
All right get out here straight you're the only one that listens
The one guy who lives in the one guy who listened survived by the way just want to put that on the record
I'm... I should... I live in...
Symphony, you piece of shit, I'm glad you died.
You look like shit.
WHAT?!
You're gonna say that?
I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna show all of your dreams.
Okay.
C'mon, I'm glad you got a shooter on Shadow again, buddy.
Yo, this game, like, it's valid. I'm not gonna lie.
THANK YOU!
It's game though. Those things are crazy. I almost did it a couple times.
Thank you!
I thought you were subbed on a lot.
Design, would you shoot the same shadow six times in a row with a sniper as you did?
It was moving around! It's on my fault that my movement is a leak!
Is this guy cheating? Like what?
Don't say that bro. I got fucking PTSD from that shit.
We had a guy on my official, so they chased us to the community servers.
No way.
100 in this house, 100 in this house.
It was crazy.
Alright, this is the game plan.
We're delivering like 5 to 6 pallets of ammo, and then we're getting a kit.
Or we're getting another heli.
That's the game plan.
Music! Yes, sir.
No.
Ha ha ha!
I
That was my fucking teammate's room of design.
Oh my god, bro. He literally just got me killed.
Listen boys, I'm putting you on top of the enemy tower.
I'm fighting by a teammate. Put fucking more on him.
I'm putting you on top of the enemy tower.
Lock in.
Hey, you sound like a hunched like a motherfucker.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, below average, it's me in the flesh now. Lock in!
No way, no way, no way!
Lock it, big dog! Lock it!
Oh, shit!
I'm putting you guys on top of tower one boys. Okay?
Tower one of my hubby you guys above I'll let you know when I got you I got you
You dumb, you dumb asses, why'd you jump?
Idiots!
I'm working down to these houses, I'm just starting to work towards tower one, okay?
I don't know what he's saying!
Do us all a favor.
I know the next one trust me I stay in your fucking your fucking
Welcome in boys, my name is Hunter and I'm your pilot today, lock in.
I got you Lucas. Did you jump out and die last time?
Jump to outside. You're good Lucas. Alright I'll leave you safe.
you're boring
all right
okay I love you
I love you
push right on me, right on me, right on me
come on kids, don't let's walk right on me Tim
I think he's running
Oh
Dude
I see no one else
Shit
There's two on the roof
He got rest up there. There's talking you can't get
I need a kid, bro. I need a kid. I crashed my heli in the field
No
RIP my money
I've lost everything
This one ought that guy
now let me show you guys how to zero to here landing on me was let me show you
something watch this
You could find the letter on this side and bait him if you go there.
I can't see the other side.
Symphony, did you just kill somebody?
Yeah.
Where'd you kill somebody at?
Out of a helicopter.
Smoke him.
I knew it.
Smoke him.
Smoke them. I know what see that window right up top of that window blue building
All right lots in our building
White and blue building I'm going in
I didn't go well for me it didn't go well for me it didn't go well for me but it's fine
watch this shit so backpack I don't plan on dying I'm investing what the fuck killed
you Doug this guy's silent from my leather we did it yeah watch this shit
watch this shit I'm gonna be taking the air in the rocket Helen I'll see you out
there I'm here check this shit out boys y'all ready to be impressed y'all ready
be impressed watch this i honestly should have went with the mini gun heli nope no no no
I
I'm gonna use the three-rounders until I unlock the foul.
I'm gonna use the five kills.
Oh, that's fucked.
That is enough there, trust.
That's five kills.
Yeah.
No, I should have bought the other heraly again.
Fuck!
What's going on here?
Get in
I'm clearing out the roof now. I'm putting you on top of that bitch
Shut the hell off
Don't get out till I tell you miracle okay
I'm putting you on top of the enemy tower trust me we got it
Yeah, a lot of dickhead.
Ain't nobody been shot, but I'm on it.
Chill guppies, just letting you land up there at the head.
No, no, no.
All the people hiding bushes, who knows if that's true.
Coming.
Oh my god, I'm inside the pool.
Yeah, there's the ball over here, I don't know.
Good here, go, go, go!
He's dead?
Yeah.
Go, go, go, go!
I know where he died.
and back side of left way
bitch
on the prowl
I'm sorry.
Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch,
Antio already?
Oh, bro. Yo, sometimes there's no audio, man.
Shut the hell up, Sam.
Where's this son of a bitch at, huh?
Alright, our boys are plaguing them.
NOOOOOO!
Oh, there they are.
Only one! What?!
I
Pause the music. Oh son of a bitch
Yeah fucking asshole I
I should have got the other heli. I just did I thought there was gonna be more cars.
Oh, there they are.
What the fuck?
Later, bitch!
Later bitch!
Hold the phone!
Very good.
Very good.
Very good.
Made a bitch.
Oh, bastard.
Bastard, let me see if I can't take out the antenna real quick
No, I can't fuck I gotta go get more ammo. I'll go look for him
Damn it. That was profit right there
Shit
Oh, dammit.
Let me go get more rockets.
We gotta go get more rockets.
Pause.
Hold.
What the hell happened to that guy?
I know they're not best for soft targets, but when there is no other targets, why not?
Let's go.
Let's go.
God!
All we have is one flare.
I didn't think that through.
And I'm in!
I BEEN!
hold we must look for the respawn vehicle
how how how how there's a guy right there I must have got protected by
something there's two guys should have been a double kill
you know any idea any idea where the reef bomb vehicle is boys you I got a
clue this guy's gotta be here Mason really like right here in these bushes
somewhere. Shit. Where is he? Analyzing, running the numbers. I mean, he got shot with a rocket,
right? So like, he had to move.
What the fuck did I just get shot by?
Tower 1?
I know what I'm doing.
I know what I'm doing.
A fucking CWIS bro.
I haven't even touched the blue team and they're already building CWIS's insanity man.
We're going for a kill.
What do you want?
Weeah.
I hope they got a shit ton of people there ready to rock.
Because if they don't, they're about to be in fucking hell.
Where is it?
there there and there beautiful oh they're about to be in hell watch this shit
watch this shit
alright well I got blown out of the sky
there's
you like it? yeah there's a guy
somewhere right here no you're coming to the tower with me lock the fucking
lock in!
oh shit you're going to go green tower now
we're going blue tower they gotta see was
Oh, go, go, go. I'll be on the tower.
Yep. We're going to go and be in absolute plague.
Find me straight over, like, up from the riverbed.
I'll land on the roof and then just use the words as they cover it.
I'll cover them up to see where it's...
10-4, Rapperdockey. I was planning on just landing on that bitch.
Here's your key, fam.
No, I'm not shooting straight over so you don't get shot out.
Wait, give me the C4.
I've had my experience jumping out of these.
You're with a professional.
You're with a professional, good sir. You're with a professional.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just want you to be able to wake up, Flora.
Wait, do you even have a compound? What the fuck?
Wait, what the fuck? Where are they?
are that? Oh here they are. Let's go here. Go here. Go go go go go go go go go go go
go. Alright, Blue Team is an actual bunch of fucking freaks. And that's the green team
up there by the way and the blue team is doing nothing about it yeah yeah I
might might be an already angle yeah yep I'm getting it out right now I'm so
fucking pissed bro why is it that every game that I play in this fucking game
there is a bunch of freaks on the other team freaks bro absolute freaks the
We can get him as well. It's been bad. It's like a ruster. They all build their own base
I'm in the arty I'm getting working
We're about to make
I think they need to put in my opinion and I have waited to give it in my opinion
The only thing I feel like they need to do is they they there can't be unlimited fobs on each team
Yeah, I understand that somebody on a team could greet fobs, which is a problem, but I
I
Don't know I don't fucking know all I know is that unlimited fobs and people taking a pop putting up a solo tower in the middle
from fuck Egypt and just have an anti-air mortars and
It's terrible, I hate it. I'm saying I don't like that
I
Really was a match where I only saw naked people going around and they were just trying to like drop kids. Oh
Yeah, dude, everybody's probably kids. I saw someone saying that they literally only play naked and just wait for your time
How far can the artist shoot
The two points
Big five
Just go like 1.7 go like 1.7 and you're good enough got it
Unless they're like super far on the edge of the circle you have to go
They already have broccoli out oh, dude, I'm pretty sure they were fine
Yeah.
Unless you had rocket, Heli.
Were you on your way?
I had rocket, Heli.
Okay, okay.
Let's get that guy.
Okay, I'm on the field.
No, fucking...
Don't hurt him.
He's on it, watch out.
Oh
Come on, baby
We're gonna move forward
Get anybody anybody a freak on
Hold on see the CC zone yeah
Oh, bro, I just need to inch up just a little bit
These guys are fucked.
And I missed.
Dude.
Oh no!
I got you, alright!
I fucking missed, crazy, on that one.
He launched that shot.
Oh, I got one!
Ewww, yeah!
I'm about to hit the dead center of that pitch.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, come on escalator escalator escalator
Oh, yeah a little bit this way and a little bit this way
What?
Oh my gosh.
What the fuck happened?
Oh baby. Oh baby. Oh baby. Oh baby. Hold tight.
No, this is perfect.
You want to fuck on me with the C-Wisp, bastard?
Wait, what?
Hey, what's up courage JD?
Oh, what's the line?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah!
Oh, thank you.
We got to take out that seaweeds, and our job on this one's done, and we'll cook this green after.
I think I'm about to fucking spank it.
What? I swear my tank is moving.
Does it move a little bit, the every shot?
Yeah, I don't know.
Because like, sometimes you shoot and you shoot at the side, it's dead and stuff.
Damn it!
All right, this is my last shot, I'm going to start focusing green tower.
Hit that mortar, baby.
Hit that mortar, baby.
Hit that mortar, baby.
That's a beautiful shot.
I have to be on the shelf!
No, I like watching it!
We gotta hit the left side of it now.
Oh, it's for sure moving.
Yeah, no doubt.
It's pretty sure it's fucking room out of here.
Okay.
That's done.
Sorry I'm hitting green.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, you need to go this way and that one
Oh
Yeah
What the hell is wrong with me
This one is ahead, guaranteed.
Oh my God, it actually is ahead.
Is that a drill right there?
Is that a drill?
Wait, can I go, what is this?
2174 we're like 2180
Come on right here
You got me.
Shit!
That one has to be it.
100% guaranteed.
Oh yeah.
Get dinner!
No!
I
Now we need to go this way.
This is a perfect shot.
It's right here, guaranteed, hunch guarantee, perfect shot!
Well?
Okay, maybe not a guarantee.
You're a fucking loser. Go sit in your fob like the bitch that you are. You skillless,
bitchless pussy. You suck. You suck. You suck. You suck. You suck. You suck. Go sit in your
your base pussy. Go sit in your base pussy. I didn't profit and I just got C4. Tim Jong
You can't fire
I'll lap into the best of us
How's everyone else doing wonderful not too bad I've profited 7k this game I'm down I've
lost everything dear and dear to my heart lost everything some I'm almost sub 100k
What? You're kidding. Nope. I've lost everything. I've lost everything.
What are you looking for? Nothing. I have nothing. And no one loves me. It is what it is. It is what it is.
I'm at $123,000. Thanks, fellas. You can't go under a hundred, bro. You can't.
Well, I'm about to, Sim, and there's nothing I can do about it. I've lost everything.
other than what i'm about to do right now i'm about to do some pay a pay attention to the kill feed
bitch pussy pay attention to the kill feed lock it i'm watching bro watch this shit give me
30 seconds and the entire lobby is gonna be dead they're gonna report me for cheating
Honestly, you might need cheats at this rate.
You might be allowed to get cheats.
Shut the hell up, I'm trying to lock in!
You little birdbeat, fuck!
Is that a humby?
Humby maybe.
Watch out.
This base sucks.
This base is fucking horrible.
I
He's
Shut the fuck up
Get shit on I threw a nade from underneath and the art didn't oh my gosh, I gotta kill oh
Oh my god, I gotta kill! I threw a name and it randomly landed on a guy.
Oh, oh, watch out! It's Michael Jordan.
Oh, hey, hey, I can't hear you. You're sucking your boy's dick so much.
It's hard to understand the words that are coming out of your mouth, okay?
Can you spit his cock out of your mouth before you start talking?
What do you mean, spit his cock out of your mouth?
Fuck! We're going back.
Oh my god, we're at 105,000.
We are at a hundred and five thousand.
Watch and learn.
Oh
Hold here listen up I think these guys are 100% going to be in the stream at this point
I just talk shit about everything that they've ever said for be careful
Oh my gosh, they gave it up already
Oh, sweet god, he's just walked up there at the perfect time.
You're retarded, bitch.
Fuck you.
Go sit on your roof a little bit more with a shotgun.
Jake from Stay Farm, you little bitch.
How about you come up with something a little bit more original, like Mark from Progressive
or something.
Jake from State Farm? Huh?
You have shitty insurance. How about that?
How about that?
How about you're always on
in every Super Bowl commercial and whenever you pop up
I go shit. I gotta listen to this stupid ass commercial
from Jake from State Farm.
Have you got about that?
Shut up.
What the?
I just want to do a 3-fail.
Yeah, I know my stream
my stream echoed and is my chat welcome to fucking my life okay welcome to my
life welcome to my life every game I have these grown men who just foam at
the mouth at the opportunity to divide my cheeks viciously they open up the
stream they sit there in their towers and they wait like a Venus flytrap of
Butt aides they sit there, and they wait they wait for their opportunity, and they're so excited
They cannot wait to see me because they're like oh my gosh
I get my three seconds of telling the guy to go suck a dick, and I hate them. I hate them so much I
Just fit 50k on a d-fib like I have money to spare
We're going to play this on.
Why do you need all this stuff?
BECAUSE YOU GOTTA PREPARE FOR THE WORST!
I currently have 30,000 in my name.
Oh my god.
You need some thermobinos, bud.
What did you buy?
I just unlocked ephips.
Oh shit.
That's fine.
floor. It's fine. If you build it, they will come, Symphony. I learned that in
building dreams. I believe in you, bro. Can you not give people money on this game, dude?
I could give you like, maybe a loan. I could give you three inches of
with coccyx and or heith.
No, I don't need any of your money, symphony.
My thirdly, though.
Dude, I am so tired of these absolute bitches who play this game.
I hate them. I hate them. I hate them.
I hate them all.
I'm coming into the zone and I'm resting everybody don't worry about nothing
I got a bit of skill in my shit, man Please god no, please god no, please god no
I'm gonna get shot from.
It's time to come to this whole house for plane tower defense boys.
Please god no.
Oh my god we really are.
You don't like drills?
I just... just do the...
Cardinals in.
You guys don't like drills?
I
Think I was on I was on top of the stadium and a blue team member
Instantly mortared me from a roof in one shot
It's done
That's ready to go
Don't worry. I'm on I'm gonna be I'm just gonna be a base bitch today. I'm building the tower of lunch and I'm sitting on a base
Tyler what the fuck was that?
I mean you're gonna see the new entrance I have like halfway crazy
I did it.
Lock in.
Lock in.
Lock in.
Oh, fuck this, fuck this, fuck this, fuck this.
There's no helicopters.
There's no helicopters.
There's no helicopters.
We're doing this.
You wanna fuck with me, Greenbase?
Huh?
You wanna fuck with me?
You're about to beat it, hell!
Yeah, I just went to one of the towers.
I went for a slow walk with the ladders and they had fucking barbed wire on top of the ladders.
Never again, there.
532?
62.
You're on a shot. I'm with you, bro.
I hate to work you away this shit.
Don't walk in front of our base.
Don't try to pill to me, Sim. Fuck you.
I- Hey, I'm glad you have 12 fucking tanks.
What?!
How dare you say that?!
I
Was actually my right he's in between me and my
I
Ha
Come on escalator escalator escalator escalator
escalators escalators
Oh
Yeah, come on.
Oh, that's one guy.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Hey, one bitch!
Get some borders!
Hey!
Yeah!
What's up?
Demolisher!
Alright, now we hit the other mortar.
Oh, baby!
Ready to house!
Ready to help!
Reloaded. I don't even need to see whether those are going to know they're guaranteed hitting.
Hold.
Waiting for my-
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
Bang. Bang. Bang! We go again!
Yeah, nice base you have there, idiots.
Alright.
Alright.
Anyone know?
Is there any other bases that are worth the damn right now on the map?
Maybe that maybe that old blue one. You think so? I don't know I haven't seen a single blue person, so
813 oh I can't hit it from here. Oh shit
get out of here bitch anyone next anyone next our first profitable run of the
entire game of applause. We got a lot of game to look forward to today. Oh, oh, then we yanked it right back. Yeah, yeah.
Quality, quality. Let's go ahead and win the game.
That guy got obliterated.
We are rich.
32,000.
What do you guys want me to spend money on?
Going to buy Lamborghini together or what y'all thinking?
I'm taking a little Maserati.
I'm taking a little Lamborghini.
I got 1.5 mil avocado.
I don't remember asking.
You rich son of a gun.
Oh, we win.
You guys suck.
Gotta talk shit.
Gotta talk shit.
37,000 up to 69k.
Nice.
Easy game boys.
Easy game.
I'm looking forward to see how much money I've...
Yeah. GG. I made 10 grand. I lost 62,000.
Much. All that matters is that you're having fun. Are you having a good time? No, I want
to die. Like the present.
Minus 34k profit. I mean these fucking people. Every single one of them is in here. Back
it out. Back it out. Back it out. Back it out. These heathens.
You got to find me a sniper everybody backed out. Are we ready team? 23. Oh, gotta join
fast boys. Gotta join fast. Gotta join fast. Gotta join fast. Best map. Best map.
you dumbass you I'm so dumb ass you dumb ass
back it out back it out back it up back it out back it out son of a bitch
bitch.
I hate how Baccarone is the last one that pops up and it's the best map so we don't
ever get to play it.
Bro, I feel like they need a little bit of a better system for that.
They do, 100% agree.
absolutely half to have random maps pop up not just on server restarts I mean
bro it's just it's literally OZety voice it's all we get it's nothing else no
other options loving the content bro get a damn haircuts
I mean maybe we can fit in here maybe try and join this. Tell me how bad it is.
Oh seven out of seven and I was definitely the first one in.
Okay well I can get out.
five. That's not moving. Five, four.
Well, I still understand this gold economy, bro. Like, backing it out. It's nothing.
It's nothing right now. All your money will turn into that at one
white tap and then you just it turns into skins. How much gold do you think I can get
with 65,000? Like, maybe like, one quarter of an ounce?
Are you so excited to answer that question, Simi, bitch?
Do servers up.
Join, join, join, join, join.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
You're not getting a bar.
You're getting a small shit.
Fuck you.
Oh my god, it's full, dude.
How bad?
In position one.
12 out of 12.
Dude, dude.
All right, boys, boys, you guys need to just
wait, is it moving at all?
Is it moving or not?
out I backed out stare at that shit and be ready doing the one in the middle I
didn't know there was another another at the speed of light gentlemen I'm trying
to get us anywhere that's not Baccarone or not Baccarone sorry oh Zeddy no is
that he's fired Baccarone they live in the bushes oh Zeddy they live in the
fucking bushes yeah but at least oh is that he grew on me I like those maybe
the most now all right putting us in OZETTY
No, I'm down for my grind, I'm down for whatever.
We're going in.
The one I don't like the most is the stacks.
Alright, if you don't get this one, you're waiting in queue.
Also, courage just opens the game on Steam, so...
you
you
you
you
you
I
Stop parking watching me
I
blew it stadium right now anymore
Oh, bro. Really?
Symphony, I'm not seeing any kills. What the fuck are you doing?
Yo, yo, uh, how about you stop focusing on the kill feed and focusing on getting your money up, right buddy?
You see your 12k over there? So stop pocket watching.
71k, you fucking idiot!
You idiot!
Hey, you've been playing what for this game for 10 days? 7k a day on average. You're
killing it, man. You're doing great.
Hey, work out there.
And you've been living your life for 26 years. You got no bitches. Zero bitches per average.
Fuck you.
Ha!
Fuck you.
How are you against them?
What's up, bro?
How old are you?
26.
I was right, I was right, I was right, not them.
Jack, can you believe me if them are almost basically the same age?
It's kind of crazy, isn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Same age and you're just a lot bigger of a pussy than I am.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
You weigh, like, three or more pounds than me, so, you know.
Haha!
Haha!
Haha!
Haha!
Haha!
Alright, we gotta come back for that one, boss.
Yo, yo, if you're acting like you're gonna think Jack's
doing the fucking whole thing to Heavens.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit. Yeah, I got him.
Oh, you sure.
Haha! I bet he's gonna bitch on me
when he gets in here.
Oh, he's gonna bitch on me.
Hey, Jack!
Hello, boys!
What's up, Jack?
How you doing it up?
Jack, I saw that clip you were talking about yesterday.
When you were telling a bunch of men you were going to divide their asses, and then your fiancee walked in.
That was a misunderstanding though.
I was going to see for their base, you know?
Yes.
I think that in the military is called a military base.
Yes, I think that in the military is called busting in your ass
Yeah, oh like the milk like keeping the time military time like oh 600 those of a hundred
Yes busting in your ass got it. That's like the official like her like when they went and got some lot
Yeah busted in the lot of that seal came sick. You got it
Got it. He write that down
Yeah
But I'm ready ready for a day. How's how's the game, dude?
About 10 minutes ago. I had less than 10,000 my name
Bro because all day yesterday we cut snipe literally the prephrase I got psyched literally all day
I lost everything
Hmm and now I'm sad and poor
So hopefully today will go better.
I'm starting my logistics route.
I've went back to my roots.
Um, you know, that's good.
It's not like a rock star life.
You know, sometimes you gotta go, you get humbled.
You gotta go flip burgers again.
Yeah, I went on tour and I had a bunch of people watching me do drugs and make subpar music.
But now it's time to go back to flipping burgers at McDonald's.
You know?
And that is what it is.
This blue team is very set up in the zone, huh?
34 people already.
Which means they probably have no builders.
Oh, I was meeting...
Oh!
That McDonald's is going out of business. What is that supposed to mean?
Why are you in my chat?
What is that supposed to mean?
I woke up, I was like, hey, I want to be up with just like six hours of sleep and go play
And I was like, wait, no
Sure
Come back to bed or what?
Yep
There I'm surrounded by 50 blue right now boys. How was sleeping? Did you have a good sleep? What's your sleep score?
It wasn't great. I had a couple glasses of wine last night, so good for you
Guys I said it before I'm gonna say it again
We need to get a group together in the morning to play the trailer park game that we played last night
Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it one of the days of the week. It is so much fun
Who's it gonna be around tomorrow? You guys want to do it tomorrow?
No, yes, yes, yes, wait, what what are you doing?
Oh, I'm so tired of you being rich and famous man when you're gonna come and hang out with
your friends or poor.
Wait, yeah, you're gonna come to the trailer park and stop by the trailer park and call
a snitch. I still got it. $811,000, $7,000, my name. I'm back to flipping burgers yet in this game.
Yeah, I'm fine. Wait, Jack, were you at church right there? I was. That was the whole routine
forward push. We pinned him down though a little bit, you see? I'm making my money back! Stop
parking watching me! This game, I guarantee, over $200,000. $200,000 in this game, guaranteed.
It was good, bro. Your boy popped off, you know, ordered this pizza, making you get to this place.
It's like a local LA spot with pepperoni pizza. I mean, you know, a few of the five.
Local LA spot. Did you have pepperoni and needles? Was that the local pepperoni and used needles to shoot up heroin?
I should have told you the parmesan was thin or parmesan.
Yeah.
It was delicious, I got the toppings, pepperoni, I got banana peppers, I got olives, I don't
like olives no more, no I got, no I got Parmesan, I got a...
Any pineapple?
I don't know, I ain't no fishy.
Pineapple is great on pizza, I stand by that.
Wait, really?
Pepperoni, pineapple, the red necrony.
I mean I've never had it, but like I don't want it to have it.
Have you ever heard of the Hawaiian?
Yeah.
That's the Red Deck Aroni.
It's the Red Deck version of the Hawaiian.
Instead of ham, it's pepperoni.
Basically, go around, bro.
Where do you want to go?
That's where the zone's going to.
These blue teams are sprinting at the zone.
I think we try to get ahead of the top side of it.
See that?
Blue teams coming down from that drone.
I don't care what you guys have to say.
Pineapple belongs on pizza.
Fuck everybody.
Blue might be building a tower too right now.
Where are we going?
Up here.
Like up on this side, if we can aim down at them running across the field.
I don't care.
I don't know why I don't see your marks.
I don't care.
I don't know, but I'm dropping by.
Punch it as a fair, you're fat, you just like food.
Fuck you?
I'll set you 15.
Fuck you.
Thanks.
I appreciate that.
How about that?
Have we considered fuck you?
Have we considered that?
No, have we achieved anything at this tower like truly have had these absolute morons achieved anything
Am I gonna have to am I gonna have to start building do I need to build the greatest base ever again?
Yeah
I
Thank that you can't be serious. You can't be serious
You cannot be serious
I know you see me at 98,000 and you're gonna have the audacity to deliver ammo pallets. Yep
You son of a bitch
one close to me. Thank you. One still. One still just holding that left lane in the building.
Yep. It's true. Sniff him out, Sam. Sniff him out.
I
Okay
Manful of the right window man is the better flyer than how to get out of my head gang get out of my head
You're not gonna psych in the back
Yeah, I'm though these guys are so much ammo these guys gonna have so much ammo for me
That's what you get deck that's what you get that's called karma you son of a bitch
That's called karma. I could win my
Sixty surround I
Got profit I got profit
Don't worry, I'm down 60 so I
Was flying backwards and someone crashed into me one bit. Oh shit
Wait, deck, do you have the massive heli that I could just farm money in actually?
This guy's heli? It was Shrek.
Don't you?
I joined up nothing from Brak, nothing from Karma, huh?
It was you? Or the...
What's up? What's up?
We're like, what the...
Whoa, where the baddies at now?
What's baddies at now?
Where the baddies at though?
No, seriously though.
Oh, I see it's me and Discord. Is that the sign?
Oh, it's the sign. Yeah.
You're the lucky den.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
What do you have to fuck this up?
What do you have to fuck this up?
That's racist.
I don't even care. Sorry, sorry.
Oh, I see it's no one said hi.
No one said hi.
Yeah, fuck none.
My bad.
Oh, no.
It's because your sexy courage there and they get nervous.
I get it. I mean, I get it.
Yeah, about me.
Yeah.
I know who's in here.
Also, that Discord stream mode thing that just makes our
name of the letter is that I hate it bro I hate it I hate it I was piloted in a
squadron Jack let's hop together bro where we're going
matter bro
you guys got this I'm definitely not still delivering pallets hoping to God we
We have some amazing movers.
We have 58 people in our right top.
Maybe we go with this tower two team
and try to at least get some sort of force.
We're going to be pulling zone like crazy.
Bill Dutch!
I'm bringing you oil!
The biggest pile of trash.
You've got to get a lot of trash.
Where at?
Tower four.
It's huge.
It's usually there.
Yeah, they're building like three drills, like yeah.
Up here, we're up to the church.
Listen, boys, when you die, stay at the base.
Let's bring C4 and go flatline everything.
You guys in?
I don't know of any builds yet.
We have a marketing thing.
I got C4.
With tower four, tower four.
You guys need to die.
Die and come back to base.
What?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm that 60K.
Hold on.
I'm down to go to tower four.
Like, I'll head over to C4.
Are they built up there?
I guess there's a drill everybody died everybody died
My man
W's in the chat for salt with the big 100 gifts in my man.
I appreciate you man, I appreciate you, I love you bitch.
I love you bitch.
I dedicate this run, and how profitable it's going to be to salt.
I dedicate it. W's in the chat.
Salt, thank you for the 100 gifts.
More importantly, thank you for the gift and opportunities.
Watch the stream with no ads, you're a legend bro.
Thank you for helping grow the community man.
I love you, salt!
I love you, bitch!
Here's one, hush.
I'm pretty sure I accused Salt of stream sniping me once upon a time in Ark Raider.
Salt, don't think I forgot it.
We don't have a house, Jack.
I am getting the chance.
And then, I am killing everyone.
Don't you worry, boys.
The greatest four-dogs player of all time is on his way.
Who is it?
Who's who?
I'll be driving at us in a truck.
Green's playing, who's your man?
Count your fucking days.
Count your days.
Boys, you're coming with me!
Grab the best thing you got!
I gotta ride.
I see them jumping on that roof.
We're taking over the green tower, boys.
Make sure you guys have a shit
kind of grenades.
At least six, at least.
Wait are you in our squad?
Yeah Mason sent me an invite so it ought to put me in.
I'm Elephant.
What the hell is wrong with you?
I'm a coward.
I love you too bitch.
I love you too bitch.
Run run run.
Got one?
I'm just putting attachments on.
Don't you leave. Don't you leave. Don't you leave. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. I'm dead to it. Oh my god. I think I'll hold up out of nowhere. Get in boys get silent and ran me over
Wow
Lock in
One on my body, but is that you underneath me this handful?
We're getting one more guy, and then we're going.
That was a bit hard to get people under the roof.
Don't you worry about that.
It's not as desirable.
We're jacking out here.
Jacking out here.
Get in the heli.
Hurry up.
I'm already taking.
Everybody out.
Everybody out.
Mistakes happened to the best of us.
Everybody out.
Everybody out step out of the helicopter, please. How did you get the name go as you're sure my name?
One moment
Everybody
The fourth version of Kid The Tap Man saying he sounds like Courage J.B., saying that they can hit a nuke off his fastball when he pitch, saying that he's not really that good at shooters, saying that, honestly, his best years might be behind it, saying he's not that good at gambling.
He deals with that every day.
So how about you do yourself a favor and be nice to our friends?
You know what? You're right. You're right.
Yeah, yeah, what other people say, man, is like, I think you're right.
You know what? I actually don't believe anything that I ever said about.
What just happened?
Gentlemen, welcome into a lunch here, Lies!
We're gonna be flying at around 2,000 feet!
We're going for the green tower!
When we land, throw grenades!
Try to hit Sim with the least one of them!
Look at him!
Now how'd you just got me high bro, where's fucking go?
Let's go!
Stop! Try not to crash us there!
No, don't jump yet! Don't jump!
My god, that's strong.
Jump! Everybody jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
I made it, I made it, I made it, shit.
Oh my god.
Oh no, no, me again, helly dude.
Oh
I'm dead, bro.
Everybody and their mom's just trying to kill me, man.
I'm my field to get you.
Bro the hell he's trying to kill me. I got guys throwing grenades at me. I mean, this is fucking AIDS
Dude, I almost lived
Yes, yes, yes
There's gonna be a guy down here can't put my body
Boy, don't worry about the bring the rain.
Fuck em up, Sam.
Fuck em up.
It might just be an angle where you sit up there, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
Bitch.
I mean, it's up to you.
It's up to you.
It's up to you.
If you get me, we can push down, but they're resting on my body right now.
Okay.
I'm packed, Meg.
I'm just gonna fucking send it on you.
Don't worry, boys.
Bring in the rain.
Yeah.
Yeah, we don't kill Mason with this first shot. Yeah, rain hell
My hutch I'm coming down, baby
They're down here. It's not down there. They're down here. So needs are you
Shut up
the two is to grow
we don't know me so damn
it'll shit
I try to try to try to
we're going right back on right back
we're going right back on right back on right back
get it yet let's go
by a helicopter base I gotta go I'll bite it I gotta go
Wait, what do you mean you got to go? Go where?
I'm going to place some...
I'm going to place some more craters, or the subway, bro. Here's your heli.
Coming along to heli. Coming along to heli.
I gotcha, I gotcha.
What's the hell is wrong with you, dude?
Well, I'm not gonna...
No, wrong helicopter. Dumbass. It's over here.
It's mine!
One of these days, Mason, you're gonna stay on the game with me. One of these days.
Oh, is it because courage is here guys. Yeah, it's becoming it's kind of concerning
Guys, I wish you luck bro
That's the luck man these guys GG symphony fuck you
He loves subway
Do we not actually have a base built up courage?
Where is our mortars?
I'm artillerying the green base.
Bro, how am I not getting the cysts?
I delivered all the ammo.
The hell's happening?
Oh, I'm artillery panicking.
Oh, well, you selfish motherfucker.
Sorry.
three. That helicopter would have flown into me, I would have fucking freaked. Oh, our
boys are slamming them now. That would have sucked. That would have sucked. We're going
for the roof boys lock him
we're in there like swimwear boys
I'm trying to find the son, the rule is to have him caught up.
Please, Resme. Please, God, Resme. Please, God, Resme.
No, why is that?
Please, God. Please, please, fucking God, turn around and Resme, dude.
Oh, what?
Fuck.
You're C-42?
That's not good.
Bro, are you fucking...
Resme!
You don't have...
Oh my...
Both have C4 hunches, this is horrible.
Oh, question I...
I'm trying to listen for ladders, but I can't hear a thing.
How do you not have resists? How do you not have resists?
You told me to get C4!
How do you not have resists? You freak!
You don't have a meaner! What are you talking about?
He's changing now.
Mr. Piranhas, check out how they are.
Oh my god.
Oh...
I'm healing, I'm healing, I'm healing, I'm healing.
Is there a steam base anywhere?
We're getting mortar by our own boys
We got to get this heli away from us before it blows up. I'm gonna throw the heli up so it's gonna blow up
I'm blowing it up
Otherwise it's gonna kill us
We got it, we got the one right below
Look over on me, over on me!
Respawn, respawn, respawn underneath me!
They're on the mortar side, they're on the mortar side
Oh my god
Yeah, they're all the murders are hitting that side as a respawn truck right there. I'm trying I'm trying to hit with my arm artillery
We're gonna put this force. Oh
And snipers are looking at us from across the back for some reason not to
They're moving it they're moving it to the non-mortar side
Oh
Helly helly helly helly
Nice oh my god
Wait, what do you mean? What do you mean?
How am I done?
How am I done?
But somebody can get you. You're so far away from the tower. I'm not even alive. You're so deep.
You're out of the compound, I'm pretty sure.
Oh wait, you're at the very edge of the compound.
Uh, let me find a defilm on one of these guys.
Dammit!
I'm gonna smoke you.
I'm gonna go down.
Save me, God.
Save me, please.
Save me!
Save me!
There's probably a hundred men below us.
I'll tell you, the boys are really hitting them with the mortars.
I'm loving this.
Oh
Was that you jack with the three piece
Help me help me
Please God help me
You're about to murder me you're about to murder
You're about to die you're about to die then you're on that side
Back in the fight I'm back in the fight
Is there a young can you spot is there a drill on the bottom?
They need four feet crazy door fees so that's you for
No, no nades. No, I've made all the doors are open all the doors open
I'm in, I'm in.
All the doors are open.
You're dead.
Might be all.
Might give them one.
Woo!
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
We got this a drill anywhere if they're all dead
I think the 800 mortars at this place?
Good work boys!
When we came over here, the blue can was over here.
Alright well, that base is kinda gone.
Okay, good work gentlemen
All right, let's get out of here we reset them we I go get the boot team now what is that tower two
I don't know where the face is
You're gonna live in there
The routine I don't know where they live they were like driving cars in over here, but I never
Getting pinged. I'm getting coordinate pinged. Oh
You're getting scanned
bitch
like that coordinate is like crazy no way this guy found the man
you gotta come save me they're in front of us up on elevation top of the pool
oh my gosh I'm coming somewhere if you're looking at me to my right with
SB-98. Oh, he's on my body. He's laying in the victim's house.
Huh?
What's that?
Wait, he took the ghillie. All he took was the ghillie.
You're ass!
Dude, I'm just dead. You're rockin' hell, ain't man.
Nah, I'm not dead.
Now you know what I'm doing back. No. No
You respond how yeah, I did if you told it
Just come out here
You're dead enough code
You took the ghillie to
Quinting
Fuck you
I didn't even mark your body. I'm about to get it should I just retire this already take you don't know where the
I'm not lying. Hell yeah over to him
To their base Damon. I died like fucking right here somewhere does
Who what happened to my helmet big Damon you said you're gonna try to spot their base
We're gonna go back and get a helmet. We're gonna go back and get a helmet. We don't need this anymore either
They go back and get the helmet
Going back going back going back going back
Let's go.
cap all of our mags nice yo why am I not getting any assists with that ammo I
I dropped. Did they, did they change that?
Oh shit.
There's our chop there.
Oh bro, of course.
This is the mother fucker.
I should have rezed.
I should have rezed.
Next week.
Next week.
You're upstairs you're upstairs shut up you're upstairs
Well, we're all dead we're all dead
Should I go look for the blue base?
I'm just retired. I'm putting my already tank and spawn for now and go to the hot zone and these guys have just done the hot zone
Hot zone like just follow all games. So I was just saying to
Damon to design like maybe we just go and have our base squad fight fight back. I mean
Yeah, I think that's the right of the hot zone
I feel like we are good enough to have a straight up like hot zone fight with each other and make plays.
I agree.
Yeah, if we drill.
I don't want to deal with you for being dead.
That's what it looks like right now.
Well, that's why-
See that blue helicopter rising us right now over our base, I can't tell.
Yeah, this looks like the base is fucking cooked.
Really?
I'm already dealing with it.
How do we-
I mean, there's only one of them dead.
How do we go this long?
This long and not have anti air.
WAIT PICK ME UP!
I just don't understand bro.
Wait, wait, the blue team just landed a mortar so they've gotta have something somewhere.
Okay.
I'm pulling a heli boys, we're gonna go look for the blue base.
You shelled this tower over here to jack and nothing was there. I
Didn't even try which one tower to I did
Bro you had a heli killed me I already bought it. Yeah, when you bought it you should have told me
To make money
I know, I just left them off. I kept mine locked.
Get in boys, we're going to go look for their base.
Yeah, there was something over there, like the Siner base.
I was just going to scout around a bit to take a look. But it was like
there was somebody building something over there.
Yeah, I was going to go look for their base though.
You see, there shouldn't be any over there. They could have all their artillery bases outside
behind everybody's bases.
That's kind of like what it's right here
Just like a samsite or a little oh here we go I see it now this little thing right here. It's green
Just green
Wait so they're on the green drill they're on green drill
No, no that drill was empty right David. Yeah, I'm not gonna hot here. What is this? I'm not gonna hot. Let's go
it. Where is it? Here it is. Oh, there's like a little like in the air. Oh, I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it. Where's there? Where's Lee's
bonkers? Good eye. Yeah, we just, they just, they've literally, all movements done this whole game. That's at a hot
spot moving the zone while we fought green they got 60 points there's nothing
even here
stay in boys oh we got another other how they jump and close
I got the pilot!
Bro, what?
Oh, where's my pistol?
Really dead like that, just like fun.
I can't hit you guys.
I can't hear you there.
The cancer is start going.
I hit him like three times.
I'm like two levels maybe.
Because if I leave my paint, that spawn, it can just go away.
Or someone's gonna take it.
They blow up after you, like, are out of it after like, one second.
Yeah.
Out of rockets, we're good.
We are gonna be stuck out here, though, which blows.
All right, I'm about to drive to reach one.
Hot dog!
Can I have a bite of that?
Please?
Got you, bro.
Oh, wait a minute.
What?
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
No problem.
Shit.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
That's not hot, is it?
What's up, dude?
What's up?
How you doing?
This fucking guy, man.
Let's go with the game boys come on let's get out of here good work good work
in the middle of nowhere and a blue heli green heli and a blue heli both
terrorizing our main job. Wait wait wait we can be able to towers capture tower
two and we can send it to wait. If we capture this one does it come to this one?
We can we can pull it to whatever tower there's only two towers so it goes to
Whichever tower we decide to pull to
Bro my kids are so expensive and ours
Yeah, then if we send someone to go capture the bottom Bob
We're here in that squad. Oh, you're going get go. All right, so green tower. We need to capture
So right now designs everybody turn left the base or I'm with design. I'm with design
Okay, then
I'm in the URL. Oh
all beautiful come grab me
oh no you're over there you're over there okay i'm coming yeah i got my best
tell it we're gonna need him to boost us in
yeah we might have to go cheaper kits maybe potential layer potential layer yes it's
It's so heading towards our main base.
It's about to go over there.
Oh, you're already in there?
OK, sounds good.
Yeah.
Turn it.
Turn, turn, turn.
They got it.
OK, OK, OK.
Hot dog.
It's just me, hot dog.
Don't worry.
It's just me.
Hot dog.
Hopefully it doesn't come here.
I thought that if we get all three, we can pull it.
It shows the code, and then we can pull it where we want.
We can.
We can't
I'm pretty sure it's how that works. I got it. Okay. Nice. He did it. He did it nice. It's shit, bro
All right, I have not done I don't know about you guys
I haven't seen a tower pole since like they want to be beta like an actual tower pole well
First games today usually they're like disabled
Well, it's because the drill disables them and then when the drill is done it resets the code
No one's really drilled since the start of this game
Well, we broke the death ball which is good and if we had like an actual base, I think we could really win this game
But I don't know if we do
Yeah, I think that's the way it's just paralyzing me, it's just way too bad.
I just fucked up the phone for the last match.
If they didn't do anything to the match, it's...
I'm playing on the plane now, I have a gun.
I have two.
I'm about to have a shit-ton near me.
Damon, do you run armor-piercing rounds to shoot down hellies like this, or now?
Nah.
Hang on, I'm meeting real quick.
I
Holy fuck that just killed 20 of them
two
two
three
three
three
That wasn't my teammate. That wasn't my teammate. Oh my god that wasn't my teammate. I looked
right at him. I looked right at him. I thought he was my teammate. I don't know why. I had
a teammate who left me that whole time and he just kind of walked away and I thought
that was him still all that's rough
Hot dog hot dog. I got you, baby. I got you, baby. I got you
Oh, don't go that way hot dog turn around
Your breath oh shit the broken
I'm coming green.
I'm coming.
I got you, I got you.
At the car, at the car.
Oh
The line
Hold the line
They do not pass this hill!
I don't
I don't
hold the hill hold the hill reloading this is insanity
crispy thank you for the five give me baby I appreciate you I'm sorry I missed
it thank you my friend
Reloading.
I'll die for hot dogs.
I
I'm going to be okay.
Any smokes?
Ooh, some C4, nice.
Everything's gonna be alright.
I said no worries.
Hot dog, you're gonna be okay.
at level 140.
Holy shit!
He's somewhere towards 3D.
I am.
And dude, if they're in the pilot seat
and you get a good angle on it, you'll just three shot them off.
OK, Peter's dead.
Now, when I use the PKM, I can let it blow up.
Yeah.
Like, that's all these guys we're doing to our base.
If we shut them out for a couple of times, it'll stop them.
Yeah, we do have, um...
Get the boys!
Get the boys!
What the fuck are you doing?
Couple of these bozos could buy RPGs.
I got him I got him I got him I got him I got him
you piece of shit
down here down to the left. oh shit. got some thrown grenades.
green has a
I'll kill the guy. like a last.
I smoke me as soon as I got done
resetting from the humvee attack.
I'm not.
Guys we're doing great
My god, somebody kill this guy, man. He's just running away
This fucking guy down
Don't go kill him. You got a nicer
He's dead
Oh
Is that an actual tank or is that an arty tank arty there's probably another one coming in any second
Doing great boys. We're doing great
Okay, we got a CW is up
Holy sweet God
I don't have a D.S.A.
Don't go too deep, don't go too deep, we're building a hammer.
We're doing great right now, we're building a drill, aren't we?
Finally, another other other...
I spent my time screaming at them in the base of another drill, they're building like more sling, we'll reach on tower for my guys.
Come on.
I stole my armor.
Oh my god, well there's the hidden blue base potentially ports at rats trap people are doing far
Oh, let's just go to that
I
Gotta go to that boys gotta run with this on come on everybody
I killed why there's a second one behind the tree
It's a guy in this rich too
Right here. There's a second one as well. There's two over there
Nectar said he thinks he might be able to drill with this party tank.
You're supposed to be in the location to catch it, even with that being said.
A bunch of blue guys down there.
We gotta go to the zone, boys. We're losing it.
HOT DOG! HOT! HOT DOG! I'M COMING! I'M COMING HOT DOG!
You're gonna be fine. Let's go stay with me hot dog
Keep moving keep moving
I don't think anything good happens.
McChicken! Do something!
No, and the green guy's up on the hill behind us for a right without him hitting us.
Yeah, we are about to get so...
...completely throat.
Give it McChicken! Give you!
Oh, green's in our tower, apparently.
Yes, yes, because why would they go to the blue tower that is currently winning the game instead of coming to our tower and fucking our asses?
I mean we, Hatch, we did send him back at the stone age to start this game.
Well, stop making sense, coverage. Stop making sense.
But, but, but, I'll stop.
I
Have an LG by the right now. They're all trying to cross the river bed right now. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming
Boys we are taking fly lock
There's two ones laying down the BMR at the end of the stone wall
new song new song one might be in the church don't work
he's straight ahead laying down
You gonna shot me back now?
On my way boys!
What am I- Yo!
I'm fucking cheating at teammates!
Shock on me.
Oh god.
They got their artillery styles now.
Ah, I've been fucked.
Artillery's coming from where?
Artillery's coming from where?
No idea.
Two kilometers from the church.
It's green.
It's green that's doing it?
It's green that's doing it?
Yeah, it's green.
Like the tank?
Green tank, yes sir.
Got it, on my way.
I'm getting out of here.
I'm gonna go yell at our buildings to build a fucking girl.
Here's up.
I'm dead again.
What are you doing here?
We're gonna call this green tank real quick.
So straight up both demons there fucking god damn it
All right, I'm gonna go around there
Oh my god, I missed everything at all I missed everything again
Alright already dead took me a lot more rockets than I should
coming back nice fuck yeah fuck yeah
There's so many blues.
I got no bullets.
They're gonna res down there.
Where are they?
If you fucking rape a loss on this Rick I'm thinking right here
They're all under there. I'm getting shot by an empty air
Get out here go go go
Yes, sir
Okay
I've got the business builders building a third drill, but we're gonna have three drills set up.
Keep pulling though.
Lucky bitches, I'll be back for you.
I'll be back for you sons of bitches.
You guys got multiple Humvees on the outside of the base, I'm coming back.
All blue behind us?
We gotta go fast! We gotta go real fast!
We cannot make any mistakes!
All right, oh, yo, hunch.
Yes!
I think the only way we use this game now is if they are arty tanks, shell arty tanks,
So I don't know if they're planning to stay or not.
I am, I am.
Get in!
They're going to activate another drill as soon as Oz is out.
We have three drills set up at that point.
Do we have fuel?
Yes, we need to make sure we have enough fuel, but I'm pretty sure.
Let me double check our problem about that.
Uh...
Hot dog! Hot dog! Get your hot dogs here!
We can...
They're coming down the aisle.
I think that's only one I think we need like two came more
Where's that green car at I need to know where that green car is he's on the on the road over here somewhere hutch
Where's over here somewhere? I see him. I see him eyes on
One just lamped up. Bye, Sam.
So, you said they have an arty? I think so. Unless it's normal mortars.
It's normal, normal, never mind.
Alright.
The angle that those look like they're on, those are the memories that look like they're coming from Tower 4.
Yes, Chef. I gotta go for those cars. I have to.
I'm not kidding you. They have so much anti-air up. I might die for this. I'm going for it.
I don't know, I'm bailing them off.
Yep, I got that body.
Are you still to be warm?
I'm here.
I have to go back.
We need someone to confirm their brain's dual.
No!
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
One. One more. One more keep dropping. One more. One two. That's him.
Damn, there's dude. Dude, green has just, they don't care about winning. They care about controlling the air. That is all they give a fuck about.
They got anti air in random spots. I mean, it's fucking nuts. They got people on the hill anti airing.
I mean their entire team is anti air sitting on roofs right now.
Oh my god.
I'm going right back out
We got we got it go
We got to go to that top of that that hill and clear those guys out
We have to say we need fuel now badly we need fuel badly fuck I just got in this
I wish I would have been dealing
No
We win the game if someone drops off fuel bro, I'm in the heli do I just return back and grab fuel
Basically our issue right now is that we can't pull the drill a third time. I don't think we have a third drill set up
Let me double check them out
We need one of these guys 4,300 fuel we need 6k fuel
Let me tie it. Let me tie it. Let me tie it. Dexter, if you can breathe fuel or somebody,
please, God, breathe fuel.
Sorry, I'm kind of going drill sergeant, but we can pull it out of here.
No, you're doing great. You're doing great. Keep letting this go. Hopefully someone does
it.
We are getting boarded more.
Yeah, I know where the mortars are. I'm hitting them right now here in a second.
I'm gonna go land up on the...
Should I land on the roof or should I land on the church?
Try to drop the bullets! Try to drop it on us!
He's down. I killed the pilot.
How much do we have in our base?
If we need to at least set up a pallet.
I'm going to land on the church then. I'm going to try and get...
I'm going to try to pinch them if you guys... We have to wipe them.
Yeah, that just changed the thing. We have to play to wipe them.
We need to...
Oh wait, our truck got destroyed!
No, I think we ran out of fuel.
I lost them.
No, our truck got destroyed. I see it destroyed. They mortgaged it.
Oh, there he is, there he is, there he is.
I see him.
1700 to run in another
Damn bro, okay
I
Fucking freaks
These green guys
No, bro. It's the blue team. They have like six people blue up on nothing but anti air on our mountain. I
Killed two of them, but it's just not gonna matter. I don't think they're not your wife. They're not your wife green right behind them
Yeah
They all long their good times.
I took out mortars.
They shut down our drill.
Still up there bro.
Trying not to kill green.
Bro, these people are just fucking aides to play against man.
They're all just building
fobs in random locations
with anti-air
and they're not even playing the game.
They're just sitting there jacking themselves off.
Well, I hate this shit, bro, and I hate that shit. Do we still need oil or no?
Right now we're getting mortared to shit, which is our issue
We technically can build a drill here. We need to build more drills.
We need supplies to pull it back towards us.
Well, our other issue is we I don't think we'll be able to build a drill currently because of the
Um the mortars so what do I need to do? Do we need me build dropping pallets or do we need me?
What are we?
Right now we need to somehow stop their mortars, but I don't know how we do that
With how much they've got we have another drill being built actually yes fuel fuel fuel all righty
You can bring fuel I can bring fuel we got we need this mortar shut down though
I don't know how we do it guys
I'm not gonna lie dude anyone who thinks they use can just build unlimited fobs all around the map in random locations
I do I don't know we just like different things bro. We like different things. That is the most AIDS part about this game in my opinion
The people aren't they aren't even playing the game. They're just they're playing sorry boys that I would play the game
They're just playing for cash. That's it. I
I mean green has 29 points and they have a Chinese guy on his team just sitting in a random pool with anti air
I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm saying having 25 on the map is fucking retarded. That's what I'm saying
So war oh dude, oh my god
I hate everybody, I hate everybody!
I hate everyone.
I hate everyone, bro.
When I served in Vietnam,
that is how the Vietnamese found us, huh?
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, we should.
I'll start shooting greens, fucking base.
I'm delivering the oil, make sure you guys get it.
Everyone looking for it?
I'm going to get another pallet now.
What color is it?
What?
Did it get opened?
Yeah, I think so.
I think I heard it get opened.
You just want oil or do we need building supplies?
What supplies is that guy asking for?
Oh we're in zero build supplies.
Oh shit.
Fuck.
All right, grab and build.
I think that they'd be, I don't know.
This is going to be a close game.
Is that us?
That is not us, no.
If a drill's being pulled, yeah, it's that same bottom left base.
I'm on my way back on our roof trying to land on our roof
Another one on our roof still is anyone a 556 ammo
Do any of you guys expect 556 ammo here I can drop you off a pallet of 556
Yeah, I might need that all right, I'll bring it next
Holy shit, what a game.
These guys are snucking one word.
Ah, this is the sport.
It's gonna be fully fucked soon.
Filling supplies.
I got rocketed.
We're all right.
We're okay, we're okay, we're okay.
We're okay.
We're okay.
steady, steady steady, steady steady, steady steady
oh shit
Oh
Good
Alright, I'm going to be dropping shit to you guys soon.
Courage with Emma.
Courage, I'm going to be dropping shit right now.
With ammo and building, okay?
Yep, yep, yep.
Just a little bit of an increase, just a little bit.
Just a little bit of an increase.
Just a little bit.
Just a little...
Hey, hey, Agupa gotta make a dollar, doesn't he?
Agupa gotta make a dollar, doesn't he?
I just can't tell at all where it's coming from.
It's coming from this, that's coming from green.
That's me. Directly across the map like somewhere out here. Directly across the map. Somewhere out here.
True. True and real.
Yes, they do. Yes, they do.
They have more Earth, they have anti air, they have everything, bro. They have it all.
That's what we need. That's what we need shelter in, badly.
What? What? What?
I have shell shock IRL, I have shell shock IRL, I'm setting a piece in this base.
The tower will be defendable.
Oh my god.
Reloads it
What just happened
And we got a drill we got a drill activated this water is not going to everything tend to shoot us
I'm killing these mortar guys right now. Yeah
Game said huh right now or do you aggravated there's so let me go ahead and really pinch you off buddy
I heard you aggravated, let me show you what war dogs is really about.
I apologize, I hit a slipstream while I was flying and crashed.
I legitimately have no idea what just happened to me.
It's all good, as long as you didn't have to delta-pise or anything.
I had all of it.
Yeah, I lost everything.
it was like it was what I had to actually purchase you know which is just so
fucking awesome that I just randomly flipped this guy Troy rude has hit 50
mortars on us why can't I buy bandages what is happening with this fucking game
Oh my god. All right courage I'm coming. Oh my god. Okay Damon Damon Damon. It's the far right tower. I finally
You see it. I'm pretty sure they're all dead. I think he got that after he died
Troy Root is feeding a kill. Holy shit. He just got like and he might have gotten 50 kills on that mortar by the way
is 26 kills they're all mortars 100% on that is so gross I'm a try and I had a
fucking invisible slipstream on this flight guys I'm trying to build a
lake yeah what are we doing out there we're not gonna drill we're not gonna
mortar back everybody get inside we need as many points possible I'm bringing
ammo right now jack ammo and oil fuck me wait starbots flying these mortars
they're still going Damon why it's blue now
another hell of a bus I got ammo and I got I got meds all right is this my
My starbottom's in the sand.
I talk to...
Watch the cash roll in. Watch it roll in.
Nobody has any idea I'm charging 50%.
Go on! Get your supplies!
Yeah, why? They were like,
Get your supplies! Get your supplies!
They might be flying in soon.
Wait, everyone stop buying supplies.
What do we run out of? Courage!
We're completely out of fuel and building supplies,
but they destroyed our drill from these mortars again.
So what do I need? Building supplies right now?
As long as we get it over here, it's fine.
Yeah.
Okay, you heard. Yes, Chef.
Oh, right.
the zone.
Oh.
Oh.
Bro, at this point where it's 71, do we just ditch the base and run as a unit?
We've got that close enough now where like we might be able to just run as a unit, but
they're just shelling their drill.
We've got to keep holding it and then we leave with it, with it.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm already up drill.
We're only leaving the drill just to pull it back towards us at that.
I'm building.
I'm breaking more buildings supplies make sure everybody with hammer starts hitting the moment. I dropped this shit
Trust me. They're trying that we I've never been more and more in this game ever
There's people in our forest with anti air they're trying to cut me off
Good
Yeah, it brings up the hill down
I
Don't think we need to build the space anymore genuine. Oh, we can Jack we can we can
There's so dialed with mortar throw it's a blood bath here hutch
But we're winning we're winning on the back corner and like the bottom right corner. I don't have to go down the bottom right square
I'll go build that I have a loader ever
I'm leading the comfort of the base
green getting points is fine
yes I just dropped something
it's got shot on the back side
unless somebody wants
I'll give somebody a large hammer
we need more building or we need oil now
we need everything steel bone
bro there's multiple
I'm gonna cover it
and they're hangers on now
yeah
okay there's now blue holding the kill
cover fire
got a big tree have a lot of flares
I see the green guy a bunch of blue
fifty cow guys right here on the hill kill that motherfucker voice oh no I just
made in the game I just needed you oh my god why am I made on other hand I'm
I'm bringing more build supplies now.
I have no armor left.
Alright, I'm gonna go build the jaw. They're all fighting the hill just don't push out.
They're all fighting, they're all fighting, they're all fighting.
Oh my gosh, my game is dying from the mortars, bro.
They're mortaring my actual PC.
I swear to God, I ain't been able to get back to the base in like 20 minutes.
Oh
Someone destroyed that SUV. Whoo. Nice. Oh
Now there's a rocket hale on them at the base
He has somewhere somewhere above our ABC. I'm dead anyway. I died die Chad. I've no armor. No helmet left
got more building supplies getting dropped in do you brother there you go
all right I'm gonna do something crazy bro if you're dropping supplies I might
go build a secret base
Uh, we just...
We need to put this hill.
We just need to put this hill.
I hear what you're saying, and I don't hate the idea,
but I think we're doing fine with what we're doing right now.
Are we actually getting a drill up?
Yep.
I'm doing it as we speak, but I can't cover fire if you get through the windows.
We have a respawn truck coming as well!
Someone needs to build one of those respawn protection areas.
the fuck it's called a respawn base that's coming back to see how much can
you do it you need to lock it you can build it you can build it you can do
this if you can win on the main stage 19 times you can build this base I don't
No, you better figure it out. Did you know how to hit up whatever the hell it's called in the corner a super
Fakie 360 to win a stretch and destroy match. No, but you figured it out. I
Can't figure I get the fucking base you got this I
Am gonna be so sad if I just ran 500 meters to just die at the front door
Are we pushing up the hill?
Yeah.
They're all about to come back.
I'm not going to call the drill to get people up and press them down.
I think.
Tell them the drill's ready to go.
Pull out.
I'm still building.
I got oil.
I got oil now.
Coming in.
I'm a student.
You can't make yourself.
I'm not going to make it.
No, we only have 13 under fuel, we don't see anything.
I've got fuel dropping, fuel pallet now.
Fuel pallet dropped.
Unload that fuel pallet before they rocket it.
And we've got a respawn truck there now too.
We've got to unload that fuel courage. You've got to do it.
I'm up there, I'm up there right now.
You've got to unload that fuel. It was right next to where you were building the drill.
There's another car!
They got it, they got it, they got it.
I don't even know where I'm supposed to build on this thing.
I got him, I got him!
He's got mortars.
I see the respawn vehicle.
Oh shit, I just crashed this.
I fuck with that design.
I'm getting more fuel now.
Oh my god, that's not me, that's not me, I didn't go to base.
I
Please don't
Where are you at? I'm still flying fucking supplies, bro
They got another car between me and where I'm going
I'm dropping more oil right now
I'm going for drill backs
Droping more oil now
I'm respawning people instead of dying
Let's go
There we go, there we go
More oil dropped
Two crates
One's going to be on the second floor of the tower
Our other guy just fucking launched that shit
This money you got
120k
A box of GL rounds on there
I just had to pop four flares getting back to the spawn
there's a guy in our base spawning fifty havoc wait what he's like get in guys
I'm like we don't know how to fly them that well I'm coming I'm on my way this
fucking do it. I'm buying a Bobcat and driving it in. Okay. I have no idea like they're not even
bombing the drill. Yeah, I don't know. I mean if you're if they're not bombing it right now. Which
one needs a pilot? Which one? We only have 18 minutes to go. Let me just go with you, man.
I was hiding near the drill.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get in!
Keep one.
Put these rounds in your backpack!
Nice.
Put those rounds in your backpack.
Do you have a backpack?
Uh-oh.
I know.
Put those bullets inside of it so you have extra.
Oh, shit.
They're getting closer and closer.
Yeah.
No, just trying to get rid of him.
Get...
Yeah.
Gotta get these guys up.
Bro, you gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You have to get out of the heli to empty your backpack.
Aim at least 6.762.
Is it green from that right power again?
I assume.
It's moving.
Fuck.
Firefly.
Would you keep going?
We're fucking dead.
I'll put another one.
We're dead.
These guys just keep going out on the hill and dying.
They didn't break that one actually. Oh, it's just out of fuel.
I mean, I am not going up high.
Grab the envelope, okay? Grab that stack as well?
There's a fucking grenade in the- What the fuck is going on?
I don't even know what to say I don't even know I don't even know what to say
All right lock in three months you're coming I'm gonna have it right now but
don't worry Mike I put a grenade in the ammo spots we're not gonna be up here
for long are we gonna follow them we gotta follow the dog look did you see
that shot came from it's gonna be right over here
oh I don't have a gun or my habit boys where you guys at I gotta pick you up
someone needs to gun for me guys I don't have a gun or my habit where you guys
guys out
okay spawn dead nice
you guys max rockets that's all they have in our spawn on their bodies now
I killed the other guys that rocked in the spawn
wait where are you at courage where are you at I'm on those rock drill a bobcat
to come kill these guys and they're dead they died right as I pulled up are you
in the tree line right in front of me maybe no I don't know where are you
are you there this you okay elephant elephant I'll tell you in the middle of
between oh you're behind me I'm coming for you I'm coming for you I'm coming for
Oh, we got to go boys blues. What's what's the ETA on the drill?
Yeah, they're getting shrimp water now
This is me right here courage get in
I know that's that's not me. Keep coming back. I'm the one on my foot in the middle
You know, this guy bought, I think, yeah, this guy fucked me.
Ah, yeah, they're lurking on me right here.
We don't have much ammo, guys, but we gotta go.
I think we can try to shred on some of them, maybe?
I mean, rent's in such shambles now.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm not going to lie, design, there was no way we could have been built.
Number one win would have been building the new base
No base building not even a base just a drill
Outside that's it. I mean we just had no we had no help. We're gonna go and hit this pull. Okay. We gotta go hit this pull
Actually might just be worth us hitting this tower
I don't know
so
Unless we unless we thin out blue right now. They just waited
Three minutes look right here look at him on this roof
Oh my god, there's a million anti-aircraft such
No, shoot the other one shoot the other one shoot the other one pull this over here. Yeah, yeah
Nice
Shoot the big sea wiz is a bird and destroy those
You got to get me right a little bit. I can't reach it.
Alright, you guys got this. We're going to the zone.
Yeah, losing 33 now.
We can kill a lot. We can kill a lot. We can kill a lot.
Get ready.
at that right look right up here at the church right up here not at the church
but this little this little chapel tower and right below us courage right
below us trying to see bro I'm trying to see I'm twisting we'll be back around
yeah go ahead try to use up nice to his left 180
Re-spawn vehicle, blue re-spawn vehicle, we're going for that, right underneath this, 165.
See it, see it, see it, see it.
Ten more seconds.
Keep chasing that re-spawn vehicle, I see it right now.
Tuning it down.
Aim a little ahead.
Yep.
See the guy.
Re-spawn numbers.
I can't reach another angle, I can't reach another angle.
There's a bunch of guys over there, I need to loot someone.
I don't care what the lock is.
Alright, directly west, directly west, at that tower.
Look west, look west, look west, at that little tower.
Yep, I see one.
Yep, all inside of the air.
On the back side of the smoke, they're all over it.
on that rock in the smoke
yeah we see him running nice
I don't want him to smoke down
we have to reload, we have to reload
yeah we're turning, we're turning
right below us, right below us on this rock
I see him, see on the ridge line
hold on I can go to an angle
can't reach, can't reach
we need to go right more nice
we're trying now, we're trying to
he's running
He's dead, I think.
Nice.
I want this rock to the right.
Dead.
Look at this, look to the right, look to the right where these guys are fighting.
Right down, right below us, on our dead guys.
In the smoke, in the smoke, in the smoke, in the smoke, turning.
I'm gonna go to the left.
I don't think this squad could have done more
You know besides besides pulling out a hammer, we're doing
What does that mean what does that mean we played for the team
We played for the team and every way. I mean fuck I was flying a helicopter back and forth for
The mask the whole time we came back home all the doors were off the hinges like
Yeah, our biggest issue was a band that green team. Let's back it up. I think
Give me out of there
After we took their house. Yeah, exactly. We basically started we basically started the game
60 for 10 to 10 and we got it back that much once we start I'm not I'm not getting you the blue team
the hills
All right, I'm sorry the blue team and the green team the green team would be up on the hills
Well, the blue team would be in the forest all camping our spot together literally at 60 v 30 just
Something problem with taking somebody's father early in the game. They actually have a spy fuck you bro. They spy fuck
I'm not joking, I could not get back to the base.
My view bots are broken, they're not talking as much.
If you are a view bot, please put your view bot code into the chat, please.
They're actually voice activated, funny enough.
We got off the green base earlier on.
Alrighty, I'm posting the new server in.
We can't have 50 people in the base just dying to mortars over and over and over.
Or just like some sort of dude, I don't even know if half thematic
I don't even know if you like you could just arm the tower and then just do that and just keep pulling drills in my
Corners because they have to line those up and by that time
Design I'm gonna tell you right now, bro
It is very if the mortar is that close already and we're starting to build a drill
It is not going to survive. You know
Little then in the forest you could I'm surprised it worked that long boys. I'm making a squad
It's gonna be alpha squad you guys join that yeah, yeah join the server red team alpha squad November November
I'm gonna use the restroom
But that was a lot of
Home gi what you say that for you guy. I'm in
Why you say I like that I'm gonna be right back. Oh, you must have fun on my people
Your name being Lieutenant Dan?
Dude, after a match you're just getting murdered, like the silence afterwards is just crazy.
That's even more racist.
How is that racist?
My name is making fun of Lieutenant Dan.
Dude, man, that game, like, fucking man.
It's a joke.
Dude, and then on the way back, there's just these terrorists everywhere in SDVs.
Shootin' rockets at everything.
At least we didn't have any suitcases in the base, bro.
I got to start. What map is this?
Fucking so zeddy again. I mean sniper again
I need to just go fucking sit somewhere like down 150 K a match
Just one, just one. You don't need to buy me another one after this. I'll just run around.
Alright, well I'm gonna have to go farm somebody on their roof and piss him off.
This is his idea.
Somehow I donated two of them to the same guy. Like he, I don't know if he ever died.
Come back!
I
Alright boys, I want that habit I want that habit we are so close I want to have it by the end of the day
Boys come get my heli. Hey, everyone a fish account. Don't get my heli boys over here
No, not that one this big one. I'm landing it right now
Don't trust these, don't trust these pilots, get in with me!
Fuck you Decker, if I catch you dropping one ammo pilot I'll kill ya!
What's up Baker?
Get in!
What is that?
Is that the Stathass?
Stathass?
Who are you talking to?
Get in the chopper!
Get in the chopper!
Get in the chopper!
That was not my fault, that was not my fault.
Get in the chopper!
Let's go Pudgy!
I'm not a Pudgy, you're a Jackass!
See, that's why you don't fly with him.
Over here!
Where the hell are you going?
Get in the heli, man!
Disciple, get in the fucking heli.
I will get the fucking heli. I'm in. I'm in this guy behind me karma
Alright, these sons of bitches. Let's go this I'm gonna make me money. He's jumping it. He's jumping it
What you say what you say smoke?
What you say to me
You smoked with a D, dickhead?
Yeah, you, I bet you do prefer the D, dickhead.
Oh, you bet you're sucking the D all the time.
What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that?
Nothing, I'm, I'm, I'm super proud of you.
Congratulations.
We, we're all rooting for you and everything you go through.
Now look at, listen boys, I'm sub-200k.
I got multiple banks coming after me.
Okay?
I owe debt to the mafia
Something else in the Taliban. We better don't stop the police
Oh shit, I missed the hot stone go go go
Good luck
I should be spawned yeah
All right lock it
We have the worst hour
Well red team always has this tower, I think yeah
Maybe if we play this map we beat scumbags and we just go green teams that they have the best hour
Yeah, true
This is true
I'm grinding for the happy fish game boys. I'm grinding for it. I
Am literally a level away. I'm right there
little bitch pussy
this guy smoked his ass
coming in naked, no parachute, nothing
asking for heals after he just peeped
from jumping out of the alley
bro this guy is crazy
bro im telling you
there's creatures that play this game
there's creatures that play this game
and i guarantee you that guy probably has
like a million
he's walking behind me waiting for me to die
my god i'm glad blue team is is flying hell he's into us in our spot
good work good work
Jackass!
What is going on over here, dude?
Like, Carval, what's happening to you now?
I don't know, like at our base, I don't know.
I really don't know.
Well, we got Hubsut off the rip, but I think it's kind of fucked everything.
I mean, there's already a blue team member sitting in the trees trying to rock at us out of the sky.
Yeah.
They turn on the outside of our base tower.
Nice.
Oh, no!
Nice.
There's a heli trying to hide the land behind us and sneak up.
I just watched the land.
He said I jump out with a hundred and eighty dollar kit, kill someone and I'm good.
Yeah, that's great and we're proud of you, but don't be alarmed or surprised when you
get called a freak for that.
Listen, bro, if you are jumping out of a heli and instantly getting shot and asking for
heels, okay, with no parachute and your voice has to rest you.
What is the equivalent of sitting on a hill the entire game sniping and doing nothing else,
or mortaring?
When you get called a rat, or a freak, or a dumbass, you cannot argue that you are a
rat, a freak, or a dumbass.
That is what's happening.
You are.
It doesn't mean that you're wrong, it doesn't mean that what you're doing ain't smart, it
just means you're a freak, or a dumbass, or a rat, which is fine.
Holy, sweet mother of God.
I'm a dumbass, but not a rat.
I'm sorry, bro, but if you're going in naked without even a parachute landing on your face,
dying, asking for your boys to pick you up, then going out with a pistol, killing someone
and taking everything off of their body by definition.
I believe you may be a rat by definition by definition.
Flares, 10-4 Rubber Ducky, Hurt, Lap and over.
I
Look at the base. There's like a million snipers on the hill outside of it kind of
Don't let them have their way with you courage don't let them
They're out of their way with me right now.
Keep that busseed hidden and safe.
Long and key.
I'm thinking I'm right above you.
Oh, there's a couple of them, Des.
Have we built anything just yet?
Got to be Blue Helly flying in right at us.
I'm just full-snaking, bro.
Okay, suicide heli coming to our spawn now.
Snaking is actually crazy this game.
I don't see the sky, it was behind you.
There's a guy somewhere over there.
The green team just actually packed an all chat and we just bought a soccer field.
A church.
Wait, what?
Where did you use the soccer field?
Oh, sorry.
A church.
I don't even know how it just sits down on the field.
You gave me PTSD from that last match, mortar base.
No, I was a little distracted.
I had a bit of food.
You can't fight for shit, dumbass!
Sometimes I play... how much they recount this game, I just...
Ah!
That's one little cover.
Perfect time for caramel amount.
Shut the hell up!
I want it. You buy it.
Okay, and my defense, and my defense, I somewhat like to think I dodged that guy.
No?
I feel like I dodged him a little bit at least, like I moved a little bit, and he missed.
That's worth something.
That's worth something.
That's worth something.
Is it not worth anything to any of you?
Exactly, I was showing what not to do.
Coolcom collected.
We're getting these supplies delivered, man.
Put that shit on a cracker, dude.
Whoooa!
Well, we just we're building at the spate of molasses. I'm never going to see my return
We are currently
34 the next level we get to have it now we have two issues one we're poor
to we're poor
so
We're gonna have to make some money this game boss. We're gonna have to make some money this game boss and
And the best way to make some money is a delivering be people using ammo
They use supply problem is is every team that we get on is a bunch of fucking tards
And they don't know how to build and we never get to oh big money big money big money big money big money
Big money don't get in that hell you whoever's down here. I got you
Get it get it
Get in, get in, get in!
Everybody in!
Don't go over there, don't go over there!
Get in with me, get in with me, get in with me!
I know you hear me jackass!
Oh, huh, he thinks he has cool music.
L-let me show you what cool music actually is, boys.
This one.
Let's go.
Hurry up!
You see me, I literally have thermal and I...
The real music.
I
Johnny what the fuck did you just did you just talk to me and Morse code
Uh, I think Johnny just Johnny Johnny just go kill everybody Johnny just go kill everybody you got this
Da da da da
Hold hold go go go
Oh God help me!
That's an attack!
That's an attack!
Now today, bitch pussy.
Okay, note to self.
This is not the mixtape we want. Orange is bad. I repeat, orange is bad.
Orange no bueno. Orange no bueno.
Lieutenant Dan, you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan!
Oh my god, I have no flares.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Every game how is our team every game the team that refuses to build how does that happen I
Mean bro, it's been like four days of us getting on teams where we have no builders and everyone else has the greatest builders humankind has ever seen
That's a red team problem, really.
Red team builds a pyramid or literally nothing.
Oh my...
Yo, Jack, where you at?
Currently swiping an open field inside. I want to go
Listen, I'm gonna bring you a bag. I'm getting a bag. I'm filling a full of ammo and we're going up in the havoc
You're on my team
Yeah, I'm on yeah, I'm literally the one to the north of our base
No, like the you're on my squad
Yeah, moon moon. All right, I'm Jaguar
But in the game they call me November
Oh, that was very sexual, right?
Oh, I need a helicopter unlocked!
Where's the unlocked ones?
Thank you.
Punch, I am going to say one thing, we actually do have some side bases right now of Antire,
to greet them.
Guy on our team from the north built an Antire base.
That's great news!
Oh, Jack, there's the other team.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, and I take it back.
He sucked.
He got it, though.
That's great news.
Jack, I'm on my way to get you.
Where are you?
It's great news. Jack, I'm on my way to get you.
Where are you exactly?
Jack, where are you?
You need to run. Run out right here. Run all the way out there.
I'm on Zeewee.
We're about to make billions.
If we go up the church right now we can have a field there.
I think we'll be about to green up there.
Oh, we're going to.
Yeah, you're gonna go insane.
I should have brought a drill.
Fuck!
There are APCs there.
There are APCs up at the church now.
Oh my gosh, Jack.
Hurry the fuck up.
Move those little hobbit legs right now.
I'm here.
I'm in the middle of the open field.
No enemy sees me.
I've got the shot at.
There's no threat.
I'll load it whenever you need it get the fucking let's go make million
Let's go make millions. Music engaged.
Drive each charcoal directions like we were doing.
We don't need to. We're on the group. I'll just ping.
Lock him.
I'm looking church right now.
There's so many, dude.
Let him have it. Right in the church.
I don't know how that hit us keep letting them have it
yeah let them have it we're flying too low for those guys now
yeah they're gonna be right here after you kill those guys
nice look at the Lord touches thing right here
Beautiful. Beautiful. Right here. Same ping. Same ping. Same ping. Now in the forest. Right here on this ping. Right here on this ping.
Beautiful. We're doing just fine. I'm going to fly right back where it's nice. Right below you. Right here. Multiple. Right here. Right here. Right here. Right here. Right there. Right there.
Right there.
You see?
Throw that piece!
You see?
Right here.
No, no, no, no, no, in the church, in the church.
It fucked up.
To the right of the church, running out on the staircase.
Right.
Nice.
Directly underneath the front door of the church, I'm giving you guys.
We are doing fine.
I'll let you know when.
Right here at the front door of the church.
Front door of the church.
You can't see.
You can't see.
It's shooting.
Beautiful.
now on their phone
all right we're gonna be leaving soon
all right we gotta get out of here we're gonna go repair
come on baby
hold on hold on
we're okay we're okay we're okay
how did that how did that just hit us
We're going down. I don't know how that just hit us
Okay
That was awesome, bro
Made some good money we're going right back up or what yeah, we're going right back up. I'm gonna wait for this next alley
That was awesome
They already take all the Havocs? They did, fuck.
We got a punch or no?
Yeah, I would love to, I would love to, but I gotta wait for the Havoc guy.
Oh, I thought you got it.
I
Way he'll come back he'll come back
They have the Humvee out
Okay, you're already a 47 assist. Oh, yeah, you guys are killing all of them. Oh, he's on his way. He's on his way
He's on his way
All right, I have a little backpack then good good good good good good. I'm gonna get a drill so we can repair
I mean, maybe I fly off earlier there, but I mean bro. I thought we were completely fine. I'm super surprised we died
Oh, we're calling the drill they're gonna have to move now you might go crazy. I
Got a drill nose. Well, we got that that that entire south side. It looked like we're gonna go hit blue tower right now
We're gonna go hit blue tower
And then we'll go back to church and kill them again
You said they were south and they hit you they're in blue tower in blue tower
Bro, thank you guys so much. He's breaking it. I'll keep me freaking in the pop down there
Look at him. No skill for you hutch. Oh my gosh. Look look look look
look what look what look at the front of you oh how much money do you have
now you're a fucking beast oh who built our windows this is the day give us
grab that ammo
wall is in front of all of our windows
okay
oh my god you're buying me this much ammo you're a shite
and then uh
I can't even spit more, it was like a jet
yep, sounds good
bro we're not dying, okay lock in
okay there's a, I just saw green get an anti-air shot
they've got an AAF more
Lock it bro.
I think there's like a Humvee under our tower if you can kill it.
On our way.
It's all our base time.
On our way.
We're inbound.
We're inbound.
The boys are inbound.
It's marked on the map.
Yeah, we're on our way.
They're going to be trying to suicide Slam us so just be ready for that.
I'll call it out.
Looks like blue is starting to take over the hill that we fought green on too.
I killed the gunner.
Somebody has boarded all of our windows.
Oh top right?
The punch, we see the Humby mark that looks like it.
Yeah, the gunner's dead too.
We killed the green's respawn vehicle, so that's going to be coming back too, off spawn at this point.
We're going to kill them, and then we're going to go rain-hell on blue.
I'm looking for the Humby right now.
Right below us.
Is that it there?
Yep.
I don't want to go right now.
Waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting.
Slam it.
Gotta go hit the low.
Oh yeah, I see that up there. Yeah, they have so much anti-air.
They are, they are...
Oh my god.
Yo, that is the most anti-air ever seen.
Alright, I'm gonna say this again, and I'm gonna say it one more time.
I don't care if the fucking kingdom is needing taken out.
We are not going anywhere but that blue tower to start.
We have to.
We have to, we have to, we have to, we have to, we have to.
Here, go straight to that blue tower.
They have 94 anti-airs which we can kill,
but they're just gonna kill us if we do anything else.
That was the best.
I did, I tried to say it.
I tried to say it, I tried to say it.
We gotta go straight there.
We got six on our screen at one point.
Yeah, dude, they're just, again, they're pulling a blue team.
They have 11 people in zone
and all eleven people are on anti airs right now
we got this we got this
five stacks of me i'm good
uh... oh looks like we got two habits already over blue space too much
Nice, we're gonna go join them.
So in this Helly, courage, destroying buildables
is really big, so we could just, okay, cool.
I've told him it's actually a good amount.
I've told him it's a good amount
because of the Pache and Father Bill and all the guys.
You have to turn this, I think you can save this Helly
a lot easier than the others.
I gotta get used to dodging that anti-air.
I think there's a Humby under us again.
I don't care.
Give me a moment.
I'll be right over there.
I'm ready to level everything that Blue has here.
land almost like they've already started get all those mortars get it all yeah
I know an angle right now yeah I'm gonna have an angle yet they got all their
shit fuck these motherfuckers can't get me back over a little bit
I actually think they'll complete destroy that car right there destroy that
I can't mark it by the front gate
Like right I can't mark it. This is so aids
Right there
You see it. Oh
Yeah, why people?
There you go. All right, let's go fuck up the church
Sorry, I mean you do know how it is. It's so hard to go. I just it won't let me pain for some reason
Okay, they got a big base step built up here too. Slam them. They're gonna be on right on that fog side.
Yep, beautiful. SUV directly below on staircase. SUV on staircase.
Look at him, look at him.
Got him at an angle.
Nice.
Right there, front door. They're shooting a dragon.
side door here too, on the other side of these, got him.
Beautiful, I was calling that, my bad, the fact that right here in this house, directly
in front of us, that right there on that corner.
On that thing.
Wait, wait, wait.
And don't think we're yet down here.
It's kind of heading now, on the house, there we go.
He's getting in.
We got another base being built over here to the left.
It's our base, never mind.
I got that guy at reloading.
got the house. Good.
Green player marked here? Where's that? Yeah, just marked that guy.
I see a point. I need a right angle again. There we were.
Yeah, he's right there behind that fence. More there.
He's got one. Might be a second. He might have been resting someone. Yeah, right there on the hill.
Yeah, yeah, I think we're in here. See?
right here on that building no no no right there yep
he's on the side probably
okay I'm bad
front door front door front door right here
All right, fuck him right here middle of the field football field football field
Socker field right below us helicopter
Helicopter right below you. Nice kill all this stuff up here. I'll keep an eye on that kill all that in here
I'm going to kill that respawn now, yeah.
Where'd the respawn vehicle go?
Yeah, right below us.
See it?
Very good.
Mini-Bird, right up above.
It is dropping people.
They might try to rebuild the anti-airhatch if you want to rebuild the pre-strike.
Oh yeah, we're going to smoke them.
Ah, he's going to be far.
On that ledge.
Oh, come on, girl.
Oh, there you go.
We're getting locked somewhere.
Yep, we're going to be below, probably.
Oh wait, I think I see him.
He's up there, right?
Yes, I got him, I got him, I got him.
Nice, same spot, another one, same spot, another one.
Loot me back when you can.
Yep, we got him now.
Right below it.
Yep, dead.
Nice.
Hard driving in.
Beautiful.
I got him from the Santa here.
Yep, I'm going to level it out right here.
Hold on, yep.
Reloading in three, two, one, lighting up.
Yep, all yours.
You have a second anti-air to the left of that, you see the bar in front of the tower.
Right here in the trees.
In the trees.
You see Amy's resting, in the trees.
And the next is supply truck.
Supply truck right below us.
Nope, in the trees, in the trees, in the trees.
Look at all these, right here.
Right there.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
There we go, I got him now.
Yeah, there's more.
Kill that.
Go underneath.
See we're running inside.
There's another one right there.
One, you're good, right there, he's right there, standing.
I need a better angle, we're like two over top right now, you got it, there we go.
Shoot those people down here, right side, there we go, nice, I want to get rid of this
Get up.
Get the tires gone.
On the pole.
All right, let's move.
How boys got this now?
Let me go back to the church.
People landing on the staircase.
Right over here to the left.
Looking inside.
Let me get you an angle on them.
Right below on that staircase.
Right here.
Got eyes.
Got eyes.
got eyes good right here underneath us in these trees right down here no angle
yet no angle looking on that wall beautiful we got a helicopter kill
this helicopter
I can't.
I'm dead.
The road is yellow.
That's some top stadium, I think.
Top stadium?
Did they get this?
They're getting that out.
Yeah, yeah.
Destroy that.
Destroy that shit.
I am, I am in.
Gotta move.
No.
It's down here, huh?
Down here.
I'm gonna try and land it, but I think we're cooked
Now we're cooked good run. Okay, uh, that was a handheld. That was a car. That's a double. Yeah, double rockets
Yeah, yeah, they're running dual rockets. Hopefully there's another heli in the spawn. That was a good run
It was good a little bit of money was that was
There's still another one. All right, I see I see what I see when I see one
I'm going for it.
That's what's really working.
Like how do these guys do the anti-air?
So they wait for the second that you pop flares
and the flares like dissipate behind the heli and then they launch it.
So you just, the meta right now is to hold it on a heli,
just keep tracking it the moment that you see flares pop,
count to five and then you shoot but I mean I mean like what that would be
getting out me rockets I swear whenever I buy the anti-air gives me one rocket
they buy like six anti-air's they throw them in trunks in trunks okay all right
I got all that ammo cool should be good
all right let's do it bro check out our other half I do we just keep filling the
spot. You can fill the spot up with a beast. That guy had to have made like 50k with just
these hellies smiting them. I mean, I don't know how much this guy has. He has to have
millions. He has to just be showing it off. Jeff Bezos, War Dogs.
through. Alright, these guys in this truck are going to be so wondering what you just
thought. Oh, I know they're over here in these trees, so hopefully they're still here. We
can kill them. But we're just going to, yeah, we're just going to have to stop whatever
we're doing whenever they start doing that and slam them. I mean, I'm looking for them
First
There's any other one what's like oh they're gonna be on a plank now flame this blue base
Right down below so many they're on that anti-air left side
Yeah, they're just they're just shooting us for three I see I might see I might see I might see them
We can kill them. I know they are. They're gonna stand there too. Yeah, I'm gonna get a repair over here.
I don't understand how they're targeting me or who's targeting me.
Sheesh!
Alrighty, let me load these flares.
I
Know I see anti-air being watched from our north they have another base setup pumping out here. All right, hey
Not letting me repair these areas
What's the help looking like in there
100? Okay, cool. Yeah. I don't know if they took out the northern anti or hutch. We're
gonna look for these guys first then. If we look. Totally, it's the lock. I don't know
where they are, bro. All here, up here, all the way up here.
Yeah, he's in the top of this room, two of them.
Holy hell, man. No angle yet, no angle.
Yeah, I fair blasted him, brother.
I don't have angle now, yeah, no I can't.
Yeah, they're too low, I can't reach them.
Alright, holy hell.
Double setup.
They're gonna have a base.
Nope, they don't need a base, man.
The game doesn't make you have a base.
You can just literally build wherever the fuck you want in the middle of fucking nowhere, and it's completely fine
I'm going back out after them
Hey, I'm gonna clear out all the bullshit with the rocket heli
All right jammers, I'll see your retarded ass in the band of pills will smell you everybody say goodbye to jammers
Okay, let's go clear it out.
Let's go kill them.
Go get em!
I
Don't know how that guy lives bro
Dude they built Hasco barriers and I can't see those guys on the mortars anymore of the sand
Yeah, I mean these guys are just laying down on the hills around our base.
Luckily, because the blue team is bitchless fucking losers, they have three points and
40 people on our hill.
So we don't really have to worry about them at all.
I'm looking for the guys outside of...
They don't really have anything on top of soccer field anymore.
Oh, they're over there again.
I forgot I'm using the zone.
Because you went up your ladder right there.
Oh.
Oh my god.
They're mortaring me from your tower.
From which tower?
Hey, which tower? Which tower?
The tower designs on tower or he killed him I think
They're on tower four
Design there's no dropping bombs on us
I'm looking design I got you
I might be able to destroy it.
I'm probably going to miss this one.
I can't do damage to that.
I can't.
It just tanked everything.
Feel bad.
I'm not gonna get that shot.
There's a guy coming up again.
He's on the floor below you.
I killed another one below you, design.
You don't know how to get out.
He's crouching up.
There's two crouching up to your far ladder.
Yeah.
I don't get it.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Okay, one guy in the middle has a stroller now.
Fuck him up, Desire.
Fuck him up.
One guy's right underneath you, right?
Yeah.
Nice, one guy's in this doorway.
helicopter helicopter I'm hanging him right now
helicopter helicopter oh one more fuck maybe two more
yeah see like I like these big hellies and they're cool but dude against those
Those motherfuckers, they pissed me off.
Jack, is this you and base?
No, no, no, I'm not.
Fuck.
Karma, is this you and base?
I'm not a great guy.
No, not me.
Oh, I missed one of them.
Oh, it's you?
Yeah.
Do you want to get in the habit?
Let's get it.
All righty, I need to make money.
You have a backpack?
Yeah.
You're gonna have to load up the bag. Oh, no, they're all locked. I don't think he's unlocked any of them
Wait wait wait, we're good. All right, I'm just gonna
Here hold that have it. I'm gonna grab it back back
I don't have any cash I'm poor and I'm sad
all right I'm on Zee we just be ready for us to pop you easy go after whatever
the fuck is shooting rockets at us
go get them
they're gonna be building that base
there's like eight of them
there's like nine of them
yeah
how poor are they at Shrella's
and what?
like they had a yellow rocket launcher
they
that's all that's just regular ammo
that's what I had in my bag I had to get on it
the 30mm
do you have any extra 30mm ammo on you or no?
oh yeah yeah yeah I'm good
hey someone's in base
over at home
the church right now
Cause I'm a backside of a church, you're the walls.
Where's the Hesco rockets at, Carmel?
That same tower you're at, or what design was?
That floor, got it.
Yeah, they're like, you know, the middle part of the roof that's open?
That's where they were.
Oh, fuck, that's gonna be a bitch.
Get ready.
Someone in my chat just said they're decorating pumpkins today.
Is that too early?
No?
I think it's like at the start of October. Oh, it's only the 19th. Yeah, too early
Way too early
But hey, live your life have fun fucking
Okay, now they're going to the top of the roof
All right, don't miss your shots, bro, fuck it lay it down
Yeah, yeah, they're all on the figure at the roof first in case they've argued you the job
and the guy in the roof definitely does
punch there's a guy, he's a spotted guy building a random panther sight
slam him
he's outside
on the ground, there's a hundred of them just on
I think they're tucked in on the roof, I'm scared as I stop looking there
I'll let you down
I saw who it was
I don't want to move too far deep slamming
Hit that mortar there's one on the mortar one on the mortar mortar left side
All right, we got to go repair real quick we'll come right back
You've got a little fun to mess up here from set up anti-air just have a bunch of rpgs
That's fine. We'll just we'll go high up. I thought they're gonna have to go so I was
trying to be a little bit lower but now that we know it's gonna be pretty easy
I
So I have my kids with all my max with the bear sure
Okay, it all off. I can fly now. I'm
Given the rocket
Let me know what the house looking like
Yeah
I don't know if you guys smoke, but if you've got the defense, grab the defense off my body
and get a chance to don't rush for it.
Are we good?
I think so.
Let's go.
Let's get him bro!
I was trying to see which one had the RPG. I think they all do. They had the hand of the mount.
Why was that so different?
All right, we're staying high up let him have it
Right that front gate you see them all
Oh my lord, the lose got the sea-wiz up now, you gotta be kidding me.
A sea-wiz from that far, just insted us from across the fucking map.
Yeah, that was insane.
Oh my god.
Oh my great googly moogly.
Oh my great googly moogly.
I don't even kill that fast by sea waves, let alone from Narnia.
Yeah.
I think I did, I was hovering too much, but it's like, you know, you think you got the
anti-air on the ground to worry about, RPGs, you got the anti-air built in the middle of
the fucking forest by the Hobbits, and then you got the seawaves built on Blue Tower from
across the map.
I mean, holy fuck.
I mean, I'm going to give these guys a little bit of a hush.
They've been getting fisted by Havocs for 30 straight minutes now.
Oh, bro, fuck yeah.
This game isn't, isn't meant to have as much.
Yeah, we're basically, we're basically arched.
What?
Yeah.
We're basically arched.
Dude, I hear it.
The fuckers have nothing left to do than shoot down the 12 Havocs that have been
in this game.
I love it.
I love the tears, bro.
They got to take it down.
I love it.
I just watched another Havoc get blown up.
The ultimate, the ultimate problem in the sky.
I don't have machine learning programmed in the my friend though
We have is that you in that small healthy
I'm gonna grab a small healthy and I'm gonna go laying on blue tower
It's up to you
I'm watching blues just run into their base with rocket launcher that is hysterical
Dexter, I think it's starting to shell them now. I'm gonna have a decent
Yeah, I'm doing it. I grabbed a piece of it.
I was gonna say, Hotchip, do you want to have some fun?
This could be a decent little arty tank bomb,
but if you really want to get back at them, it's not gonna lie.
Unlock it.
Oh!
No, I think, I don't know.
Hey, put your dick in your pants, we're waiting for one guy!
Nah, we'll get back at them by laughing at them
outside of their wall, when we're in their wall.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm right over here.
I'll get everybody on their TC.
Is this you? Am I with you?
Yeah, you're with me.
I want to go clear the pull-out, you're already there.
That is just insane dude.
You would never carry me in our, don't lie to yourself, don't lie to yourself, stop it,
stop it.
I'm K.O.
I'm K.O.
I'm K.O.
Alright, you ready?
Is this you dad?
That comes on fucking arc later, it's hot out in here.
Don't call me kid, don't call me kid.
Uh oh.
I
Got the yummy
I'm dug in am I reasonable am I reasonable am I reasonable? I flew out. I flew outside the wall in the bottom floor
Yeah, I flew outside the wall. I got RPG
Nice
No, holy shit
I didn't even get to play, bro. I got instant RPGs.
But don't worry, smoke. The archer...
Raiders legend himself is in the middle of Bumfuck, Egypt.
Pushing over slowly.
I should have just jumped and hoped for the best.
Ice Bear.
We got to go back. We got to go back. We got to go back.
We got to go back. I'm getting another kid on. I'm going right
back. Designed. Did you give up? He did. We're going right back.
We're going right back.
Right back in there.
There they go.
We can land on this roof.
I know we can.
I know we can.
I know we can.
i know we can
walking
i think the boys are kind of talking about right now
which is good but also kind of sad because i don't think we're gonna have a
Opportunity to kill many
But fuck them or hold this roof to the end of the day
Kill the reef monster boys
bro what am I looking at man
I
Even want to be up here. I feel like I don't oh sorry
What is going on?
It's fucking chaos here.
It's chaos here.
I am too.
We need to hack this bitch.
You want to move to the bottom of me and try and hack this?
Yeah, I'm down here now with you.
I just smoked.
I don't.
I didn't smoke.
What's wrong?
All I'm saying is you guys are saying you're fucking losers and you've lost like millions
of dollars in fucking having to fuck.
my balls bitch you're in a base doing nothing you suck at the game you haven't done nothing
you've been sitting in a base you've been sitting in a base fuck you
congratulations revert back to what you were saying before you ain't got nothing to say vain
you're in a base all game thinking you're good now all of your hard work is now mine
If your buildings mine, your doors are mine, they're all mine.
You can come back, I'll let you visit the kids, I'll let you visit everybody.
You can come and visit, you can say hello, you can see the family, but the house is mine.
The house is mine.
The house is no longer yours, it's never going to be yours, and I'm dead.
Courage there, literally standing above your Johnson.
Oh, congratulations. You're on the ground talking shit on the back of one of your teammates.
That is, you're doing great. Hopefully someone else gets a kill and you can take credit for
that as well. You're literally 20 feet away, your nuts couldn't touch my mouth. Sadly you're
on the ground and you can't get over to me, so you will never know. Courage, do you not
have any d-fips I do not I was a recon hutch and I swapped sweet God yeah you
are still yapping you can give up and maybe come back with a gun this time
instead of the hammer to build more pussy have you considered that maybe
shooting your gun bitch
You want to pull my pants down and lick my teeth?
I absolutely do. Come over here.
I bet you do, you little freak.
I'll clean you up. I'll clean you up.
I'm over here.
Yeah, you come with me.
I want to make sure there's zero chance you're getting rest.
You're losing this kid.
Oh, congratulations, man. You have 3.3 million.
You want a cookie?
Double chin. I get it.
You want a cookie?
I can hear your lips.
You want a cookie?
I can hear the anger coming from your body because you're terrible.
Imagine you open up the game every day knowing that you suck.
You fucking suck.
You're terrible.
You suck.
You suck.
You suck.
You suck.
And you're sitting in a base.
You're sitting in a base.
You're sitting in a base.
You are sitting in a base.
You are sitting behind walls, doing nothing, complaining about at least someone having
the ability to fly, yet you're in here, hitting a yellow X with a hammer.
You're hitting a yellow X with a hammer, you're dog shit, hit the respawn, come back,
I'll kill you again, I need more money.
I need more money, congratulations, congratulations, don't worry, you'll get a cookie.
Oh
Congratulations, you want maybe we can come up with something else now too you got this maybe another
Insult talk about his eyebrows, maybe talk about his eyebrows his shoes
Oh god, you you actually are retarded listen if you if you really think about it and you put forth your brain cells
The r slur. What are you a fucking pussy? You got a protest to go to next week as well, vain
Oh, congratulations, man. No, you don't get to stand up. Oh, congratulations. Oh, you're
mental what? You're so fucking stupid, you don't even know what to say, dumbass. You
don't even know what to say. You're trying to say something you can't. Oh, yes, yes.
You're living in our head. You're back stroking in our head. You're back stroking in our head.
listen I'm pretty sure they got pitchforks and torches in your base you
can go grab some bring it to the local place wherever they're doing the next
oh yeah drag them over there look up in the air look up in the air that was
awesome that was awesome
That little kid goes, I am more considerate than 22, I go, I'm 42.
You're the belly fat of this.
You fat fuck.
Oh, that was awesome.
Oh.
Video game.
Man, that's peak gaming, bro.
When I get to sit there and talk shit to somebody for two minutes straight, hmm.
As our team is, as he's complaining about Abbot, and we have two more flying over here.
I said, talk about his eyebrows the guy goes, yeah his eyebrows are shitty.
Hahaha.
Because I truly made money.
My son is like yeah, there you go, GG.
Oh you got a fine hand on the one.
Nice.
You got it, how much you got?
I can't bro.
Oh, those are good guys.
I'm minus 600k.
Wow.
This is great.
I'm buying you fucking 800 cipers man.
I didn't die that game.
For style?
Yeah, but I don't get it.
I didn't die that game.
I died a hundred times because I can't even put it in a box.
New lobby or what?
Yeah, who's here, who's here, who's here.
My box, my box, my box.
Oh my god.
Oh, who's here, who's here, who's here, who's here, who's here.
Oh, that was funny.
Oh man.
I'll just go with binoculars and stuff.
That was so fun.
There was some blue freak trying to snipe us and doing the abortion.
Sure.
I was just dinking.
Thank you.
Wait, that guy was on red team.
Look at some blue. What is he? Yeah at the beginning of the match and we were losing and he's already had some crazy
All right, are we we should swap we should swap servers gentlemen. We're swap
He definitely just went and looked through our whole base
Yeah, and then yeah, no that guy was on our team parking. Yeah, do you know our tower?
He was like up to the right on a big-ass mountain
That was awesome that was so much fun
I
Think I have an armored Humby around in 34 out of it. I'm in I'm so I'm in you want to go drive them around
Maybe that's what we do this game boys. Listen. That's what we do this game. Yeah, this is what we do this game
Okay, hear me out. We become the problem. All right, let's get SUVs
Let's get anti-airs and let's go drive
Build some random fucking Bob outside of one of these spawns and just terrorize the lobby chat. Are you in the line of Sam's?
That's what I'm saying. We should just like build Sam's have anti-air have
Defenses and just you know, I don't rise
terrorize oh
Bro, yeah, I'm going to mine them. Okay, we go
We should just pick a team pick one team. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying
Yeah, that's what I'm saying on the blue team though. It only checks out. That's like that. What's the easiest map to do this on?
Is it ozetti?
No, the new what's the new one?
Ozetti's the new one. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, you're talking about this one.
That's the phone. Yeah, you can
There you go
Join in join in join in we go. We go blue team. Do we go blue team have to be quick? Yeah, we go blue team blue team blue team
All right boys, let's go fuck with them. Yes. It's already started that four points already
We're bringing kids we're bringing everything
thing actual loadouts or what yes we're bringing loadouts to defend ourselves
because here's the idea we're building a fucking capital outside of one of their
bases and we're just terrorizing them the entire game so we need stuff to make
us last we have your map that you can see the bridge out of red that we're
gonna have to go for it's their main route it's that there's some reason I
can't get on blue yeah we might need supplies there's only two spots open on
blue. For me and you, surely. Do we need the back out? Do you guys join green team? Maybe
don't buy anything for a second. Okay. It's 33, 30, 30. Oh, we're turning the blue team
around. I think we're probably battling other people as well. Yeah, it's probably better
two though to get it to if we need to back out this one started okay you'll
catch the whole platoon before they even get there and they okay let's back
out so what what are we buying are we buying gun anti-air and what are we
just we have to fob too don't we I wouldn't claim wars there's some claim
wars I'm gonna land mine have good server good server good server boom hurry up
hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up somebody bring a fob when you guys bring
a fob and then whoever's not bringing a fob bring build stuff for you.
Oh fresh fresh fresh.
The best thing we can do as well is if we have one of our snipers like texture or something
that just brings supplies you know.
Can you bring four fobs so we can have our own little house?
I'm expensive.
I made a squad.
Oh what?
That's how they do it.
What that's how they do it you have to do it
Man I'm in I'm in already so I'm just I'm gonna bring anti air. I'm bringing anti air shit tons of anti air
I'm bringing a tier three hammer
I'm gonna
Fly we're flying we're flying
Is this our plan taking home you know I'm a fly we're flying well
I'm gonna go with karma. I'm gonna go with karma then because I need to
Unlock the group unlock the car for group. I got up
Bring the Bob I'm not able to fly then catch them in car. I catch the trucks
I'm gonna bring my own galeel right defend myself do I whatever you're ready hatch. We gotta go quick
I don't have any I need to grab more anti-air so let me put attachments on one second
Fuck
All right, that's good. Let me grab extra ammo. I'm fucking this on I
Yeah, kind of normally I don't even buy a gun. I
Hold to play Morse
We'll be
you go you go I'm just gonna fly over I got it sure oh yeah actually flying us
aside yeah oh my god I left you high no I jumped out and I kind of fucked
myself because now I can't move yeah I'm decked yours in here already no I'm
good I'm gonna take you with the science no I'm fucked myself the good thing is
they're guaranteed to always be helis
Doctor are you bringing supplies?
Who do you want?
Uh, supplies ammo
ammo and build supplies in pallets if possible
Like three fobs, like three fobs
This is hell, I've completely fucked up everything
I fucked up everything.
Wait, what are we at?
Wait, I could buy a green one.
No, it's...
Okay, where's he going?
We gotta hit the first one.
We're going after what?
Wait, who are we going after? Red, right?
Yeah, so go left.
I'm loading up my car with air tier.
Look on the map, there's one bridge.
You'll see.
There's one main route.
Wait, there's one bridge that they have to cross that they're just like brain off.
Is this the bridge you want to build on that bridge?
Yeah, well, at first we're gonna put a bunch of mines and claymores on it.
We should build the opposite side to make them go on that bridge.
Well, I should build my fob on the north side, you're saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever the next direct route to zone is, we build the fob.
Okay, I'm gonna need you to drop me on that side then.
I'm coming boys, I got like nine anti-airs along my way!
This is operation, we're going to Red's flight.
Amen. Alright. And full effect.
Full effect.
And now whatever you do, the chaser will be like, you asked for this one.
Let me know if you see any trucks passing by already.
I think you deserve that one if I'm completely in this.
Here's my only issue. How the hell am I going to get a 5 down and build on their second main road?
First case, I'll just get a heli and drop you to where I came here and set 20 claymores before they got in here
I also just don't think there's going to be right now
I don't think that they're going to be expecting a truck just want to cross the supplies. That's fine. He'll help
Just wait
What is that? Can you take a tank?
Who's that? I don't know. I can't tell. That looks like a tank sort of thing. Wait, is this rocket only empty?
is that an enemy heli on us right now or am i crazy okay i'm dead okay
HAHAHA!
Great. Okay, let's leave it out.
No, no, come here.
No, he's not. What the hell?
One second, one second.
Please, you guys are gonna die.
Nice.
Design, what was that?
What kind of land is this?
We got people coming, don't worry.
That was an angry truck driver, I guess.
HAHAHAHA!
Oh, shit.
Is he on you guys right now?
We're on the hill.
Someone just landed.
Yes, there's someone on us right now.
Enemy on us right now.
right now they just landed their heli, they're looting us
coming
coming
give a truck, give me a comma
yeah I think I'm going down
other heli here just crashed
get a conran, okay
this is fantastic
I really build more though, I don't have any money anymore
Oh
No, we did a guy run into landmine. Yeah
He's on our bodies still still one day over you gotta run it. You gotta run him over
No, my car is just ghost riding
All my god
He's taking a helly died by the helly back back there. You gotta die bomb the helly
You got to it's if you can't let me with all of it
Dude what is going on with my rocket launcher?
No way
Oh, I had nothing I've done a single item. I probably chopped our shit out one of us. Oh my god, dude my RPG is like bud
Could have been to
Yeah, I think I think there's there's already snipers in this game by the way I
Look at where I'm at. I have a guy in an SUV pulling up on me over here. Oh
Well, he only took my kid
Oh my god.
Look at how few reds are in the zone right now.
Have you ever seen this few of fucking reds in the zone at the start of the game?
Yeah, we might need- this might be a reset angle.
No, bro, this is a perfect- let's fuck all of them over angle.
Alright.
If we ain't winning, they ain't winning. Fuck them.
I'm laying down in a random bush. I'm putting leaves over myself.
Let's go for a little warfare.
We're already being RPGs from across the river.
They're spam RPGing us.
Oh, I bought the wrong car.
I'm dragging all their bodies into the...
I'm about to be in a location to start shooting down these helicopters.
I'm gonna be up on this ridge, okay?
Yeah.
I'm gonna go
and live in this house right here.
We gotta go put some air to you, isn't it?
Is that the artillery tank right there?
Yeah, he's right across the road.
He has a gun though, he jumped out and killed me.
I'm gonna dive, I'm gonna helibomber right now.
I had a mine right behind this tank.
Helibomber.
what the fuck what the fuck no don't go to the river please don't go to the river
no no oh my god you gotta be fucking kidding me
You're getting RPG'd already.
This is going great.
Everything's fine.
I'm back on top of the hill
Oh god.
There's more supplies to put in.
Great.
How do I put the parking brake on?
What the fuck is going on?
Oh shit.
It went so far.
Why?
Thank you baby.
all
and there's about twenty red guys not in the zone
Fuck.
Shit.
These guys are fucking prepared.
The downside of what we're doing is already 21 this year.
I
Downside of what we're doing it's already 21 to 0 to 0
The green team is just confused. I don't know what
No one in the zone and then our stream cypher's are helping us do this
The team just has no idea what's going on for sure
I'm karma
I
My gosh karma's farming I got him. That's the tank. He's just hitting all the routes
He really didn't see the landmine. I thought behind this thing. I
Mean these guys are these guys are the best pilots ever
oh my gosh they have a mounted lmg spraying our base from south of us or
east of us wait did it bug out yeah yeah on the hill mounted lmg
spring down. There he goes, he's got two more. 304 meters away, full spring.
What? How does he see me?
He just sees all of us.
He's spraying full speed.
I think I hit him. Oh, I got him. I got him. I got him.
Water on the down one.
Yes!
First one!
Alright, we're five dead here.
Oh, it mangoed!
oh it just might just be a streamer name actually well all right well sadly guys
I don't think this is possible for us yeah sadly we're all dead
I think we I think we misunderstand the level of if one person in the anime team
knows where we are that's all they need you know yeah they're fishing
They're quick bro. I'm telling you ma'am
It's the most unbelievable thing you'll ever see bro. I'm like these sons of bitches have it down to a science
They can get in our game even if the bitch is full
We try to now just be green
No, we're backing out. I'm not giving these guys the satisfaction of being in my game
Tony man, we got a bunch of freaks bunch of fucking freaks
Chat let me ask you this
When you guys are playing are you getting a lot of streamer people in streamer mode as well
the blunderbussy challenge or no what is that like the like you know you're like
broke you got to do the blunderbussy challenge from you know it's waistline
you don't remember no not waistline
what are you talking about it got rated twice on the way then they all just had
double barrels and they just took double barrels out and saw who could bring back the most.
Alright, let's do it.
Maybe.
Maybe.
What do we do?
What is like a little thing that we could do that just because the sniper's in the game
but won't change that?
Not much.
No.
Yeah, I feel like there's just counters to everything.
Honestly, like drilling they know, I mean, the only thing you can do is just build a fortress
and get the towers.
Okay, hear me out.
I have an idea.
Remember how we talked about arty tanks and defending them?
Mm-hmm.
What if we took two arty tanks, brought it out of our spawn?
of our spawn, built anti-aircraft around them, and just already tank the entire game.
You could do that. That could work. Right, because it's right outside of our
spawn. We'll be able to shoot those already tanks, and then the other people will be able
to shoot the Helis coming in to kill them. I think that can be fun.
MG's mounted in the mountains. Barret 50 cows in the mountains. We're gonna be gunned down
in a valley.
already thinks we're in our spawn that's not as bad it's more uh the non fun
part is to sit on the inside here so that person's gonna get blasted by a
mount down well then those people just get a rich I think we're also building
them a fob right like we're gonna build a fob exactly yeah I mean it's up to you
guys if you don't want to do we don't have to if it's not worth trying to
give it a try it's fun to do if we know that they have bases but like yeah like
for me already think is only fun when I'm like I'm gonna go get it because they
have a base built and I know is then you get like a hot zone team and there's
just nothing to shoot at but if we do it super like I'm down to do that hunch like
50% of the way through the game if they have a base like play normal and then if
they get make we don't go attack their bases at all like let them build
megabases and then plan them. True because snipers will be able to like convince the
normal players to get on board with just being turbo you know. Okay. Alright. We bring up
the arty tanks too early then we're just shooting. Build supplies. Yeah and then they'll just
not build. Okay. Yeah exactly. The fun of it is when it's like fishing a barrel. You
know when we should pull them out when they when the enemy team drills happen
we all die and then we bring them out because then we know where we are about
to light them the fuck up all right let's join the server
if she was right now lobbies are just so hit or miss on if people build those
big bases
who do we want color color we should go blue if we want the highest chance of
enemy team's building we probably should go blue let's go yeah that's fair
and I think the other thing I think we'll say this game is Damon you were great
with recon I might as well people are building but um we should have got any
powers at all they have some you know I'm saying like don't don't go stop
they're building and they should be our goal okay let's do it
still hutch is shot once in there and is game on
and then their tower has to get burned to the ground
we love it have a mega base right now
no i'm down i'm down
i'm tired of flying around
i do the same shit
doing the same shit yes this is bakarani
all right perfect so they build up a church base too like that's always a good one to shell
like i run around the map until something happens like until i get camped like twice by one team
and I'm like, okay, I'm going to their home.
But for me, it's like,
and I'm majority of the time, I'm probably wrong.
But for me, I went, I made a mistake
of playing offline one time.
And that offline experience that I had was so awesome.
Like I was flying around, I was like plus 80K
on a rocket, helly, like it was so great.
But now, whenever I stream,
There's always some jack-off in the hills of bases with nine anti-airs like the
worst of the worst like so whenever I see that I want nothing more than to
destroy it this is what I want we already leaked the server kill me kill me
Are you guys all in this big alley?
I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad.
Dude, there like 20 guys jumped out.
No.
Oh, they're already on top of the tower in front of us, bro.
Already on tower 4 with a sniper.
I am beyond sad.
Another?
Love us on the church?
He's one shot out of ammo.
Oh, no.
Nice, he's dead.
That mate launched a great big amen.
Yeah.
Like on us?
This is a crazy start.
Holy shit.
This is insane.
Literally an insane start.
I'm smoking it so we get more power prices.
I think that was green and blue dropping at the same time, guys.
Well, that first telly I saw, I was like, that's why I screamed.
I was like, this is about to be nuts.
Holy shit.
If we had a little bit more height damage,
we would have shredded them all, but they got in that hill.
We should take church, maybe.
I'm starting to push.
I've already burned my whole first decent battery.
I think they're in the river.
They're right below this ledge.
And they are
Green's behind that's where he came in from. Yeah. Yeah, I'm on my way over there now
Just got shot from I don't know where oh
Behind the white shack on the road earn yeah, that's who shot me
Are they still over there?
Yeah, top tower man just you mingle the three away
Let me get a church it's all this way
And there's like a couple green guys
Code one I'm pushing over to you
him.
Now he's right in front of us.
Holy s**t.
We've never felt a warm embrace of a woman.
We've never had.
Like how let loose or armor or the or the any of those damage. Yeah, is this like the most um, oh
baby
You know like
Yeah, for sure like to just and that smoke dammit and that smoke and the smoke
I'm out of ammo
He has to be level 4, he has to be level 4 armor, he is just eating more bullets than
I've ever seen anyone eat before in my life.
Geez, we're already at 34 people.
You got up?
Oh, I got me.
went to the right of the smoke yeah he's he's resin on the low left just rest
you're good I'll play for you she must
take it
oh god bro come on boys club you know
there's like five of them down there
I think everyone's dead.
One guy up.
Good job.
I'm coming back, someone's alive, there's dectors in there.
I
It's like a little bit to the right. I'll jump out early
Really.
One more.
One more.
One more.
There we go.
Ah, please.
New dexter's going.
Hot zone, hot zone.
Oh my god, I forgot a fucking parachute!
Who the hell you looking at, Jimmy?
Hey, I'm enjoying my food!
Carma, is that thing nuts or what?
It's so good, but you can only get 12 shots with a big bang.
I got no parachute.
I wish I could get more ammo.
Carma, I'm going to drop on you, rest me.
I'm dropping.
Yeah.
Oh my god, you have a defense?
Yes.
I can't loot you.
What?
Oh, is this a new strategy sort of thing?
He's gonna do my parachute.
what the f**k is happening
I like you guys
the cornfield or we're just zoning the shit out of these guys which is good
did you just die up there
karma no no no I don't know that red coming down from there that's the whole
red horse by the way
fuckin jesus
we're for sure gonna get flanked
oh fuck we're in trouble
wanna back up? wanna back up? i can smoke us
oh i'm here to die
oh to the right
There's so many red pushing you guys.
I smoked that bitch.
I'm trying to close the gap through to help.
I just got fried from the left. Good luck.
I'm about to be able to look over you.
You can probably grab defense now.
There's too many.
What is that?
Who's behind me?
I've killed teammates there.
Fuck.
Oh my god, he killed him.
God, you fly good, right?
Fuck.
Huh?
You can fly good, right?
Yeah, I can fly good.
I'm losing everything again.
I'll buy you a highway.
Alright.
I'm losing everything. Where's the hell they at?
I got the shoot. I got the shoot.
You fly me over the field and I'm just gonna fucking shoot them with it.
Sounds good. Get on left side.
got
Oh, yeah, baby, it's about to be cinema. Oh, I should got better armor
Yeah, when I reload I have six I have what 18 shots at six shotter
When I reload it's a long reload 10 for
But they go pretty straight
Okay
But you can like you can do fast fucking dry flies if you want as long as I'm on the left
You guys see me below you guys see me near this they're all the precipice hill near me hang
Right here like just over this ledge
All right, I'll let you know when everything free of them. They just started to press I
I
Played against like three guys doing this touch and like all their teammates had bags or gels
And it was the most annoying thing ever
Let's do it. All right, we paying refresh baby. I can I come back right over the right over
We're all like right here. I great right now. You see them all mark them
They're all below you I
I can't look down all the way
Someone's marking them all they do there's there's 20. Oh my god
Go do a second drive by now
You see that guy you see that guy
Nice
I didn't hit him.
Right there underneath.
Get underneath that mess here and I'm up blind.
Look at the guy dropping, look at the guy dropping.
Yeah, I'm gonna hit him.
Right there.
Did you get him?
Not hitting him, no, no, I gotta reload, I have none.
Ha, it has to be in that smoke. Right below, right below, right there.
Right there, you see him?
I'm reloaded.
I'm gonna get you an angle, they just res, they just resed.
I'm blind.
Right here right here on those dead bodies
I'm gonna give you another angle here in a second. There's like four of them right there, bro
Nice that's next to him nice
I'm looking at my team this month. Oh, I have to reload. I have no bullets. I have no bullets
Okay, we'll go back spot. It's long. It's long. No, I guess I got five shots. All right. You got it. I am FHP
Okay. Okay. You can go in. Got it. They're shooting me in the park. No, they're going to shoot you. No way.
You ready? Game's on. Wait. Right there in that smoke.
Uh, I can't look down.
Morning.
I
Mean you still have shots you want to go back to base
Okay
There's a spotting on top of this power
15 red dots radar you can see the radar from there, but that's why freaked out
I thought you were about to get like a 10 piece.
The most I can look down is like...
I have to turn you on this side.
Yeah, it's like I can look down like 35 degrees maybe.
Okay, so we'll just fly by, I'll steady it and then I'll turn it on its side and then you go.
Yeah, yeah.
We're down to 9 blue in the zone.
Dude, we are getting pinched by red and green on both sides.
Yeah.
It's not good.
I'll get good armor, and I'm gonna put more shots in the alley cool
And then whenever you're sick, I bet just say the word yeah
No, bro, I'm not gonna be I get credit for your kills
Are you down? Yeah, we're both getting paid like this. I am down to do this all fucking day
I'm trying to hold off the green front for now. It looks like red might be backing up for cops on a little bit
Like if we, Damon, if me and you can get efficient with this, like if I can learn the angles that
you can shoot from, I mean, bro, this could be a new goaded strap.
There, when the guys were doing it to me, they were killing everybody.
It was the most annoying thing.
Yeah, we can, we can a hundred percent just absolutely, I'll, I'll land you, uh, most
over here in the repair.
You just jump out, you're not going to die, you're going to get your shit out of the hole.
No.
No way.
Yeah, so if you're ever in the zone, you can just jump out of your helis and you're good.
I learned this because I would jump out of my helis to get the respawn vehicle when I
was trying to make money.
Okay.
I don't want to get hurt in that armor.
16, it feels right to get the, uh, those guys, what is this thing about?
Yeah, that's the one design was using it like two shots
It's the only gonna use that's done in the game really that's not body shots anyone double bodies a lot
You don't need room for more flares, do you?
Oh, I should probably get flares. It's smart.
Actually, no, we're good right now. Fuck it. Get it.
Yo, blues rallying.
The generator base.
We're on our way.
I'm not happy about my house staying out here.
We're on our way.
I got 18. I got three full clips
I know where he's hacking it from I got our father so good
Are you see all that Damon look at the map that's a red team
Yeah, like even like this much if you were low going in a straight line towards something
like that, like that's probably even good.
Got it?
At church, at church, at church.
We're fucking them up.
Oh, he just died?
I'm looking.
I'm on left.
Yeah.
I'm hard looking for him.
I'm on the left.
Yeah.
I'm hard looking for him.
On this wall, on this wall. Look, look, right there.
Nope, right there. See that guy?
Yeah.
I'm gonna turn you.
Shoot that guy?
Nice.
I'm looking I think we go zone I think we go zone yeah
Green car like this drinking logic
Yeah, I think just leave them because I don't know how many it takes got it. I
Know I can kill the Humby drivers
Okay
These guys that
I see a guy on the map over there
I'm taking we're waiting we wait for this
There's a respawn vehicle
That's with a lot of money if you want it to yeah, I just don't know if it blows it up
You'll see the church if there's a if they're respawned there. There's people there
I'm working. Oh, yeah, he's behind the respawn vehicle. Yeah, I see him. I see him go ahead
Nice another one there another one there same spot
Loading yeah
Oh, mini gun.
Hopefully someone's on our anti air at some point.
I'm gonna see it.
It's not ours anymore.
It's not ours.
It's not good.
No, it's ours, it's ours.
Okay
Yeah
I go back to that tower. Yeah, we go back
Pretty low on hell you help just so you know right there. Thanks. Bye. You shot the last guy
Wow that didn't kill him
Oh nice. What is that from? Over here? Somewhere over in the crates. Oh it's walking like a
right there. To the left. By red building. May I second? Yeah. I'm here. Can you see
see like this
back and see
right there below you right here
i can't look down nice you got another one directly below us
i'm a lot of a lot of
Right here, shoot that, shoot that, shoot that, shoot that!
Nice, one more, nice!
No bullets, no bullets.
We're out, we're out.
Okay.
I'm grabbing from the alley.
I gotta heal first.
Alright, you heal, then we're gonna go charge.
Oh shit, we have no flares, we have no flares.
No, we got flares, we got flares.
I'm reloading, I'm good.
My god, okay, these guys are building crazy banks at the train station
It's gonna be all breakable that building can go away
Go straight to that church, okay
Yeah
We're just trying to a quick drive by that. I gotta go straight into the woods. I
Think those guys we shot at last at the strollers, right? Yeah
All right, here we go. Get ready left side. Oh
Okay, okay, okay hit him right there below us right there below us. I
Couldn't pop players fast enough
You sitting in the bushes
Down to go again you down to go again, yeah
I'm gonna be honest. I don't even think I bring a fucking kid. I think a kid's a waste of money
Yeah, you don't need one
I'm gonna make sure I have a shit time of letters this time. Oh
Wait a minute. No, let's do it. I gotta go do this. Oh
You can go in that if you want. No fuck that fuck that we got a strap. We have trapped
He rains out we ran it
Easy. Courage. There's a havoc here if you want it.
I'm somehow infiltrating this weird green base.
I'm gonna run to this real quick. I need to get at least like one man.
Yeah, yeah, that's fine. That's fine. I can put some on my back too. I'll grab some on my back.
That's a lot. That's the same chat.
Oh
Bro I can fit so many in this big-ass bag that I have yes decent amount
Yes, when it's flat that's as far as I can look right there got it so I do need to I need to turn you on your side
All right, you're good. Yeah, we're in glory. Oh, okay. I have half the bag full
I'm also gonna grab
I'm gonna grab a
See, but guys a drill a drill is fucking useless for this one rocket hits us. We're dead
head. It's useless. It's useless. You don't want to drill this. Drill with the habit makes
sense. Drill with the mini. No, no sense. Glass armor. Although I probably should have put
on armor to be honest. Look, fucking. Yeah, fucking. All right, back to that church, bro.
Yeah, they were built was that a they were building yes where this phone vehicle was yes
Dude even like little dry flies like that tilt it a little bit. Yeah, we can do that. You're low or like really good
Because it travels like decently fat. Oh my way. They're nervous. They're nervous. Welcome to flying with me, brother
This is how it's gonna be all the time
Yep, yeah
Don't smoke
He's on the
Not good.
You might die here.
I dodged it.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
Nice, bro.
I'm reloading.
Another singed spot.
And the parking lot.
Okay.
Stop in Rula.
I got three shots.
Yep.
This kind of car.
Okay, got you.
I don't know where that's from.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Oh, no, right here.
Oh, shit.
Welcome to my world.
He's right there underneath.
And that smoke.
in that smoke, shoot smoke.
Nice.
Okay.
I got a smoke guy too.
I'm reloading, I'm forwarding.
All right, that's good.
And he's helping us out.
Let's see.
Same guy.
Same.
I'm gonna be honest with you, David.
I don't think you want to be in the helicopter with me.
Yeah, I think it might not work out right now.
Yeah, they've already decided
I don't I don't get to fly this game. I don't get that. I don't get to play the game. Oh, yeah
that
That way crazy real quick. Yeah. Yeah
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep
Well, we got like 20 something 26 kills. I mean if you're profiting I'm down to keep going. It's cheap for me
No, it's fine. It it does cost like oh my god. Look at this. Helly. Oh shit. Wait wait. Hold is that our base?
boys guys I think we enact our plan is there any is there any fobs I don't
look at the red team base green team base is gonna be near the impossible
artillery it is in the train station I just saw it I was inside really it's
actually a really unique looking type of base they're building I don't think red
has like a full-on base yet like this this this base up here does not even have
walls
I do see reds respawn be a lot. I bought two hutch if you want one
yeah I'll fucking take one for sure
wait would you buy two of?
oh you bought the other oh dude I'm on my way I'm on my way
you don't have to if you don't want it don't worry about it
no I'd love to I'm on my way
Let's slam them bro, make them regret fucking with us
Expect that rocket heli to be here before you shoot your first bullet
I think it was this tank that dropped it underneath the mill and it is just the game has become
I'm playing football but I'm having fun
oh wait what is it yeah it's us two next to each other
yo Joey Joey thank you for the 50
We got some love in here, man.
Chewy, thank you so much for the 50 gifted dude.
Much love.
W to the chat.
You're an absolute legend, bro.
Thank you for the love, dude.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, man.
W Chewy.
Because we can't, we just listen up.
I don't want to beat a dead horse here.
We're having a great stream.
It's honestly been so much fun today.
But it's gotten to a point where everyone's kind of figured
How to find this no matter what we do or how we do it even whenever we enact all of our
Steam private fucking streamer mode people still get our games all day long
Nothing happens to them unless their hardcore griefers or their cheaters
So it's been it's been a pain in the ass, but again still been fun
are we good are we good here yeah probably look at this spot
they got you around
Oh
Fuck yeah, this is sick
I'm gonna check and see if I can hit this APC
Yeah, I'm gonna start shooting at the churches. Oh you shooting over there. I'm just gonna shoot one over here
two two five four
34 are you guys an arty face?
Yeah
I mean, the red was supposed to be red, Bob. I do not think it's too much at all.
I'm definitely shooting around right at your tank, right?
Five, four.
Are you shooting at the respawn vehicle, you're saying?
I miss that a lot.
Don't shoot at me, yeah.
Hi, yes.
Well, here's the red respawn vehicle.
It's right there.
I
Close to it wait, where's the red respawn people?
My you guys Jack
Okay, I see
It's my my bro, why is my gun not reloading?
All right, well you do that I'm just gonna hit the church
oh wait no you said you have the church but I'll hit I'll start hitting green
maybe yeah it's not that train station
oh yeah they have a pretty massive yeah
Hopefully they sense that anti air they're building.
Looks good.
I'm not sure if I can get it.
Yeah, it's all to the right.
Oh, I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
Yeah, they they like they're out of it
Come on, baby
Oh my gosh, I zero it in and it's the fucking destroyed dude kill me
I'm just gonna...
Oh, man!
That's freaking stupid.
Yeah, I'm just gonna...
I bet uh, they've got a lot of people on the ground and I think I've got a lot of people on the ground
and I think I've got a lot of people on the ground
That break me
We got a heli flying our way, I don't know what heli this is but there is a heli on the fly
We're breaking all their shit
I'm slayin' it over there, I just fuckin' hit another wall, but those walls are fuckin' dead!
The arty tank fully going.
Bro, every time I see something, Karma destroys it before I can hold it on it.
Oh, if you've ever watched, I tuned into Damon doing the arty tank minigame.
Honestly, earlier, I almost reported it for cheating.
Two, six, twenty, thirty, sixty.
Dude, I have so many hours in this stupid thing.
It is so much fun.
Oh yeah, these guys have built this sweat little base here, this is funny.
They've got like the sandbag windows they don't know where it makes them.
I'm going to be able to drive where you're going to go.
Oh yeah, there goes the parade.
Wait, are you guys like somebody else?
Yeah, I do that all the time.
I'm going to be the green guy.
I'm going to be the fucking top back, man.
I think they're gonna die in mid.
Wait, are they at tower one?
Is this reds taking tower one?
I think they might just be taking the tower itself, you know, like a...
How far is that away?
They're not drawing it.
The tower. Now all the doors are open, didn't they?
Oh my god, there are no more doors.
What is this?
Could this type be anything?
Oh!
Where is the tower?
Oh!
They've been popping!
Wait too far.
Oh my god, there's no way!
What just happened?
I built up a two-block walkway and I, like, handled the side of the walkway
so I couldn't take a picture of it, but he's sitting on it.
So I just, I'm now immigrating things.
You got inside
I'm shooting nothing right now. I'm just shooting this tower over and over again. Okay to kill
Are you on the roof right there?
Yeah, well there ain't really shit to shoot right now.
There's not.
Well this base is also just all on side bro.
2, 11.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
You guys just now said they're raising a hockey card.
Oh
No, I'm not a good baby, thank you.
No, it's gonna be the other way.
What's up?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, let me just do that.
Stop everything I'm doing.
Do what Hailey needs.
You gotta die and give me a sniper
Oh rocket. Hell yes, rocket. Helly not even trolling. Yeah, we're fucking dead buddy. We're dead
We weren't even bothering
yeah what's up what's up you fucking bitch huh what's up you fucking dog fuck
you oh shit that was my teammate well oh shit
okay all right it was a good time while last we lost money somehow we lost
We lost money. Okay, what did we learn? When Karma invites us to run a tank with him, do not say yes, I'll do it because he will kill literally everything before you get an opportunity to kill anything.
I'm doing it, you didn't do it.
Noted?
You're doing it.
Noted.
Bro, I'm fucking terrible.
Viper, Viper, are you trying to do it?
My goat, my goat.
My goat! I have nothing by Brian Duffin. No bag, no nothing. I'm fucking poor.
My goat.
You know what they say, Chad?
When you can't, you bum.
When you can't, you bum.
When you can't, you bum.
Lock him.
If you guys hadn't died in those tanks, there were something full of more helly sea guys.
Let's make some money.
I
Didn't even say I'm oh
My gosh, I literally can't see anything
I can't work out to get in a group. I can't see anything in there
Yeah, I can't see shit
Motherfucker I
Created a squad joint it. I'm T
I
Guys that
Say that bitch boom
Wait, what?
What where's my way I headshot if I don't get credit?
Thank you
Looking
I legitimately can't see anybody I just don't I don't see anything
I
Stead
Couple me headshot people with this holy shit
of
the king
Nice.
That should blow up shortly.
Yeah, I see him, I see him.
He's out.
Behind us.
Yep.
That's a good fire.
He's a good fly.
I just don't, I don't get to see anything.
I'm out of ammo, GG's.
I'm unfortunate.
I don't look at the ammo for the first time literally ever and it kills us.
oh what a tragedy what a fucking tragedy luckily vipers very good
bitch
I'm gonna be honest having the pilot that you can't communicate to makes it so hard
I'm just like twisted and turning at a thousand miles an hour trying to find a motherfucker
nice try bro oh he does we go it again we do it again viper we got this shit I
I couldn't hear you for some reason. I think I was boat.
We go again.
We go again.
Try again.
You see those red pinks outside the zone?
That guy has anti air right there.
Wait, can you hear me now, hello, hello?
Oh, he must be on a joystick so he can't talk to me.
What time is it, 340?
Hey, Gav, did you download Active Matter or no?
Yeah, sponsor at 5 with Peanut, yes, sir.
Wait, who the...
How's this guy?
Hello, hello, bro.
Oh, I hear you, welcome in.
Welcome, hello, welcome, welcome, welcome, hello.
Same.
This is pretty much my accident.
Literally one.
Welcome, welcome, hello, welcome, hello, welcome, hello.
Yeah, you blow.
I'm just going to go ahead and hit it with a reload.
That's that rocket right there I think.
Gunner.
Reloading in three, two, one, good.
Jebus! Humvee, Humvee, below our tower! I'm looking for...
Sam!
Dad!
I'm looking!
Sam!
Wait, no, that's a destroyed alley.
I'm in the water.
Another SUV with anti-air.
Oh my god, fucking kill me.
Take me out back and put one in me, bro. I
Can't fucking stand it
We're going out regular kit fuck this shit
Fuck this shit fuck this shit
it.
Chad, how is that to matter again? I don't know if it's fucking possible to fly in the
game.
No, I don't think so. I don't think so, not till, I don't know, fucking Jebus.
That sounds like hush.
What's going on, boss?
another day man another day you as well can I get a ride anywhere bro I don't
give a fuck gg's let me jump back in their spot all right multiple SUVs
just driving around with it here. Feels bad. Well, I'll tell you this much. Anyone who says
that any type of heli's in the game are overpowered or broken or actual fucking idiots because it
is so easy to shoot us out of the sky.
Let me see where the boys are, uh, right here, that's where I want to go, that guy right
there.
That's that Humvee with the anti-air.
Hard left, hard left.
Right there.
Oh, we're fucking dead.
Yeah, that was something we had to do.
Oh.
I have no case of that stuff anymore.
Haha.
Sorry about that.
No.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hold on!
I'm such a fat fuck you red fuck.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, what do you even know?
I'm such a fat fuck you red fuck.
Jesus Christ, yeah, what are you doing?
Why the fucking game, you dipshit?
Fucking retard.
I'm just gonna regard it.
No, rip that shit.
That is a fucking retard.
I'm so sorry.
Fuck that guy.
Whoever it is, fuck you.
Oh my.
Sorry.
No, don't apologize.
Fuck them all.
Slur Saturday, man.
Let them rip.
Oh, dude, I can't get you break, man.
got somebody's head it
here
I feel so bad
don't feel bad, I don't care
nobody cares, you're good
I'm the
what the fuck biker there is
it's getting crazy
he's on a sling
I just blew up
I need some old pixels
the kids are kinda
sounds like the guy who's completely naked
I'm sorry somebody just came across the map.
Shooting anti air.
Dude you're either shooting anti air.
Anti air would have actually been useful for your teeth.
You're just butt naked marking.
Your teeth has 38 points.
Listen Hodge I flipped my quad.
Yeah but you weren't gonna do shit anyways.
Oh.
I came over to punch you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, fuck.
I didn't even shoot you, bitch!
Yeah, I'm gonna go talk shit to that guy.
Here, come with me.
You can come and talk shit with me.
Come on.
No, bro.
I'm not resting here.
Come on.
Okay, okay.
Oh, you're yelling at me!
We're gonna go talk shit to your teammate.
Let's go talk shit to that guy.
Let's go. Come on. Let's go talk shit to him.
Come on, so look at him on the surface.
What are you doing up here, pussy?
Go yell at him, man. Go yell at him.
Well, well, well, look at you, you fucking rat.
We got you.
Yo, loot this, bitch. His stuff is yours now.
His stuff is yours now. Loot him.
I'm at him I'm at him grab a shit grab a shit grab a shit
listen man you're gonna be my inside agent we're gonna kill your whole team
All right, let's go.
Run his pockets.
All right, where's your team held out?
Where's your team held out at?
We're about 200 meters from there, a second top over here.
You get my leveling double agent for this, you know, I don't know. I don't know
I'm fucking poor though. You're doing a justice for me
Take me to the riches
Yonder over the mountain of gold and sapphire
No, bro, I recruited I recruited one of the green team members. He's currently gonna walk me into his father
The rest yet
Okay
Right here by this orange train car
Oh sorry, you're a meter I'm here I'm here I'm here
What the fuck is going on?
Can we get in that way?
Wow Rook, you've reached quite the predicament.
Hello? Put him up buddy.
It's gonna be the other bomb!
It's gonna be the other bomb!
Get ready for it!
Oh shit, they're ready for it!
Alright, that is fucking bullshit!
Fox girl calls me Simba, you motherfucker, bro!
Oh my gosh.
Oh
This is so hot.
Oh shit, I shot the wrong guy.
I shot my boy.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Oh, God!
We have green team on our route.
I'm so, so...
I can't even be a double agent correctly, man. I'm so ass.
I'm so ass.
I'm so ass, bro. I'm so ass.
He said, dude, we walked in and that guy goes, well, we're in a predicament, aren't we?
I can't start fucking eating what I have here!
Oh my gosh!
Oh!
I was the triple agent!
I just watched the whole thing, that was awesome.
Bro, I shot my own double HG on accident.
It's alright, I was feeling kind of dirty, bro, just walking in, these guys had no idea.
Bro, I mean, he led me straight to the respawn and there's three guys just staring at me like,
me like how are you hitting me here? I'm just starting blasted I shot my old friend.
Oh that guy's awesome that was so funny.
He was cracking up too.
There was somebody definitely like watching the stream on the couch in the background because
he I can hear his friend laughing while he was laughing. Oh that was awesome.
That was so funny.
There are so many reds just right outside our base right now is insane
We still got there so they can open doors by the way
Oh, we don't have a fog wait that's just
I'm broke again. Yeah
We should go up let's go to go to our tower go to our tower. There's like fucking thousand of them
Oh my god
Gosh
mid-four
Dude like
What I get here and I get rockin how we mad
Oh
Okay, so that they're like yeah, I'm instantly very
Very yeah, I'm instantly dead. I know what I'm doing
Karma you know what we're doing yeah, thank yep. Yep
The only problem with arty's is that the other rocket heli is gonna come over and fuck our asses actually nevermind
I want to give that little jackass any money
I'm not just gonna jump out on dies with a gl
I even get nails
They've seven more C4 turn them call out
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'll come clear them out. I've been doing about there's 50 in here
I'm bringing the rocket ellie
They are blowing up
Everything I'm on my way. Yeah, we have somebody gonna take up 50
Yo, Kevin the night bucks hold it down courage hold it down
Oh
Oh
Are you the safe room? I'm in this like top room on the outskirts level like above the main on their fall in the main level
Oh door
BMR
They blew me up
I got a C-4. She blew me up with a C-4. Even shooting.
That BMR-50 is crazy.
I'm trying to turn back.
I don't I don't even get the fucking fly bad they're just
Instantly looking at me with anti air bro like I'm not even in the zone these guys are looking at me through fucking trees
I'm in hell. I gotta go get more flares. I'll be back. I killed the one hundred guys is roof
Get a car, but get a car, but well, that's the red respawn vehicle there, too
You're going in with the GL, you say?
Yeah, through the windows.
Always on the wall.
Yeah, sponsors at five.
Yes, sir.
Do you have any of my guy heels?
You got heels?
Can you give me the fence?
This guy got it.
What am I doing?
I don't get pushed out.
I'm getting pushed right now by a green guy.
Thank you, Bob.
Wait, do they have a respawn vehicle still there?
Yes, it's north of it.
You see it on the radar.
Four of our blue arrows are around it.
Got it.
Cool red there right now.
Hey, bro.
I think one's close left.
I just flew in.
Then on my way
This is a fun little tower fight I don't even want this game to have on my way
I'm on my way. Oh, I'll kill that respawn. I'll kill that respawn right now
They're getting ran over
Stop motherfuckers
On the roof still
I see one through the wall.
Another one more to the right.
He's in there, he's going to go for deep hit.
Nice.
Good job.
I'm almost there.
I'm almost there.
He's even showing up at level 170.
Are you cheerful armor too Damon?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I literally don't have a grenade launcher.
Yo, give me my grenade launcher back.
Guys...
Design, I don't have... I need the grenade launcher design.
Hey, you need something?
Here, I dropped it. It's on you.
What?
I just... I don't know.
I'm gonna go clear.
No, the grenade launcher design.
Oh shit, I'm just taking SMG.
No, no, you have it on you!
Oh, okay.
I think they're all dead.
If it isn't red, it's green! If it isn't green, it's red!
Thank you.
Holy shit, that was tough for you.
Oh my god.
I don't know how I did that.
It's because I have reds, do you?
I'm gonna lie down on roof.
You still have the green guy on the roof, what the hell?
I
Think anti-air needs a full adjustments. I'm gonna buy a rock alley
I think anti-air is the dumbest thing in the game and it needs a full adjustment. I
Think the AA is broken. I think that the anti-air on the base is broken
I think that the rocket launchers are the only thing that are actually balanced in the anti-air department
But even those are fucking broken as well
I do not think that they should just be able to lock on and hold lock the entire time.
You can literally just sit there and aim at me for 45 minutes until I pop a flare and
and then launch and I die every time.
I'm completely okay with it one-shotting me.
I think that that's more than fair.
I mean, I'm in a rocket, Helly. I completely get that.
But being able to just hold, lock the entire time is fucking nuts.
Nothing is wrong with the AA.
I get it.
You know, we have a bunch of, like, I'm gonna watch my mouth.
I'm gonna watch my mouth.
I am going to not call all of you dog shit fucking morons, and I'm gonna watch my mouth.
I don't get to destroy it.
Fuck!
Damn it.
Feels bad.
feels bad good game good game great game oh my god one more level until tier four armor
Yeah, reported him and tea tea oh hot you got reported your team
They reported hutch we're going 16 19 and 14. Oh, oh wait, he got reported by the guy with
I'm not a fan of the hammer.
It's time to get fat.
Oh yeah, I reported him NT.
Good for how fucking pan me.
Give me off this shit, do it.
Oh my God, man.
That was the last message.
Oh yeah, that was the last message.
Those are the same people who come into my chat
and tell me I'm crying whenever I get stream sniped.
How does it feel?
Yeah, we have to.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, dude. Your games are fucked.
I do. Like, bad. It's crazy.
Are any of you guys appearing online on Steam right now? No.
Nope.
I'm telling you, Karma, it's...it's...it's...
Your's are like saying nothing I've played.
I do. And these people, these people in my chat, they think all I'm doing is complaining and crying for no reason.
They have no idea because they just don't play the game.
They do not play the game and they don't understand how different our lobbies aren't from everyone else's
They just don't it's literally just a shit show at our tower every game
No one's playing the game. No, no, no zones objectives. None of that matters, bro
Everyone's on there. They're on you dude. It's it's crazy
That's going we want to fucking
get artilleries and shoot up shoot the bases and then they just never built no
they did build courage they built in the only structure on the back where you
couldn't destroy it artillery yet blue red red red red red red red red did
build one thing they built an anti-air gun
so it's straight fucking vodka
do you hear that guy?
I'm watering my stuff
so it's straight vodka
I am but I live in Canada so fuck you
oh my god
he's death way off the wacky pack
bro he's hammered
fuck you all the way from bottom mate
I
Mean squad I'm going to the bathroom. All right, I'll draw that color
Hell is going on this lobby already
USA USA USA gotta buy for me gotta buy for me
five bucks I'll give you five bucks I'll literally get through to buy me a
sniper you want on this map sure yeah I I need a like chill game this guy's just
not gonna be anywhere in the map holy shit we have a spot to ship in an hour
You assessed the following?
Yeah, there's Gav here.
Wait, how long am I supposed to hide it for?
I'm not sure.
I'm good to unhide, aren't I?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you download the game last night or no?
You gave me the gillie.
Oh, Lord.
Is he gonna be fine to ask?
And the spotter.
I don't know.
I like that.
I'm using it last night.
Why did that get hit in the break?
220's?
I'm bringing 5
20 rounds and 20 rounds
It's like 1.5 to go
Get in boys!
No? Okay I gotta download that shit
How big is it?
He's a fucking smoker
How he take?
He did it on purpose
He won all the HV
Oh
Go bro. I'm the one in the heli man. Don't tell him to murder me
Well, you can't be saying that when your name is Jesus loves you
Kill you I said impression to you those difference
FSU on go similes
What achievement
Oh, don't call me fat bacon. What the fuck?
Oh, well, he thought it broke him. This one is just a bacon.
Dude, there's nothing like elevated-
The hell's wrong with you, Jesus loves you?
I wish you could, like, land in trees or something.
No, I'm petite!
Are you fat?
No, I'm not fat! I'm petite! I said this already!
Are you fat?
You're fat! You're mad as fat, fuck you!
Jump out go go go
Very nice pay me pay me my money
Wonderful look at that plus a thousand easy money. I watch me find underneath this bridge
I didn't make it.
Oh, shit.
Phew.
Phew.
Phew.
Phew.
Phew.
Phew.
Phew.
Phew.
Are we building anything? Oh, yeah, we are. Power one. Nice. Go give them some ammo.
I could have- you know what? Fine. Let me show you what I'm working with.
Watch this shit.
I ain't no bitch pussy. Watch this shit.
I ain't even making it to the bridge.
Oh my gosh, I understand it.
Why is he panning over there?
He's got a default there.
I'm April.
Yeah!
Oh, two sides.
Both sides.
I
Brother somebody has to come res me that would do again
oh you couldn't see it!
G2 with a hundred, with a hundred gifted by man!
Yeah, he's in a chapter G2 with a hundred gifted.
Where's my body?
My dude.
I appreciate you, bro.
Yo, bro, we need a fucking fob.
Oh my gosh, we need a fob.
Yo, I appreciate you, man.
Thank you so much for the love, bro.
Thank you so much for the hunter gifted. Absolute legend, man.
Absolute legend.
What do you mean that doesn't count? How does it not count?
I did it!
The boys are just 13 to 0 of a 0.
Design. You gotta die and save me.
Or maybe Dexter is.
What?
How do you walk away out there?
No problem. I'll do it again.
Dude, my parachute hit the little pole on top of the towers, and it broke my shoe.
I'm coming.
The last thing I do after that, I gotta throw up.
Watch this shit. Don't say my bad G2, somebody! Take your serve off, send it to G2.
Don't you dare say my bad. I appreciate you, bro. I thank you so much for the love, man.
What do you have to your former as well design don't worry let me show you what I'm working with I'm confident now
Watch this shit. Yeah
Help me!
Help me!
Mickey, you're still awake.
You won't crash next time.
That'll happen.
That'll happen to the best of us.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Won't it?
Perfect timing.
Perfect timing.
Perfect timing.
perfect timing perfect timing that's what they say open it up watch me watch
the amount of money I'm about to make watch this shit check this out this is
how you become a billionaire. Take notes. Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean? Austin
found you IRL? What are you talking about? I got in multiple investments, hundreds of
$1,000 in investments. That's why my money's so low. I bought 20 gold bars
Chat can we start saying that when people come in here and say hutch why are you broke? Can you guys start telling them that I bought gold bars?
okay all right we have a deal so lie fib completely different completely
They're different.
Watch you like a hurricane!
Oh my gosh, they're already building AA, these bitches.
I'm gonna walk in space.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Holy shit!
Under the bridge!
The ride of passage!
this is artillery hutch we're gonna be traveling around 2400 meters away we're
gonna be zoning in the tower we're gonna be zoning in tower three over please
what who the fuck was that
Please inform the team to move away from Tower 3 or die.
Over.
Just go around, go around.
You don't got to wait for me, man.
All I got is the pre-assention in this thing.
Go around.
Yeah, you don't got to wait on me to put your turn signal on.
All right. Well, I'm not moving to the side. You're gonna have to wait traffic dead. I don't care
Thank you, thank you so much. I've been working on my ass for a long time. Thank you
Right about here looks good
Good luck out there
I
Will be transitioning to the gunner seat
Now what you're about to see gentlemen
It's impossible to do it yourself. Okay
Don't even try can we get a mark on that tower anybody?
On our tower towers original
I'm gonna go ahead and swap seats here, I'm gonna land this area for you, not sure how
long it's gonna go for.
There we go.
I feel sick I'm getting off the world brother.
Okay.
25.91.
25.90.
Are you fucking for real?
I can't do math 25 53
Fuck!
Guaranteed kill, guaranteed kill, 100% this is going to kill someone, not a doubt in my
my mind. This one has a hutch promise that it's gonna kill him. A hutch guarantee. A
Touch Guarantee.
Now, let me tell you something about the perfect shot.
These, right here, you can't replicate it.
Don't even try and do it yourself.
Watch this.
Somebody's f**king with me. Why is it, why is it moving? What is happening?
Why is it changing where it's shooting?
FALLSIDE! FALLSIDE!
Oh, that is making a big problem.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah,
Watch this!
Watch this!
Oh yeah baby!
Knock knock motherfucker!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh
What am I expecting?
YAAAAAAAAYYYY
What's up now?
NO DO YOU!
Oh...
I
Have a big wobble wait, where's over here? Where's over here?
Yeah, wait ping it again
I had stick coordinates in chat here. Oh, I see it. I see it. I see it
251
You
WAIT! I'M HERE!
Shit!
Oh, hold that fucking gun!
Oh, baby!
Oh, baby!
You shot at that guy.
No!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
This one guaranteed hits the exact location that I'm mother son of a mother!
Watch this.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
See you later, man!
Bang!
We going in!
Come on, move.
Guarantees!
Guarantees!
Shoot again!
Shoot again.
A-Firm, A-Firm, shelling the blue base, A-Firm.
Nice.
Come on.
That looks like a truck. That looks like a dolphin. That's it! That's it!
Bang!
come on baby come on daddy needs a new truck that's looking good that's looking good that's
looking damn good oh baby oh baby yes there's so many
Nice!
Come on.
Hold the phone, ring, ring!
Yeah, it's hot, I'm coming in hot!
Where the fuck is this going?
I
Design they killed me
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Before you do it, please, let me talk to you.
Have you never talked to another human being?
Can we have a conversation?
Listen, listen, can you hear me?
Help, help, help.
Dometes, Dometes, Dometes, Dometes, can you hear me?
Yes! Fuck you garbage heads! You fucking bitch! Yo, Draco, give me up! Draco, give me up!
My dogs! My dogs!
We got you, buddy, we got you!
Is this us? Is this us?
Yo, what it do Lord Draco?
Hey, hey, where'd you run that guy over at?
Mommy, where'd you run that, where'd you run that son of a bitch over at?
Where's he at?
Over here?
Oh, this scumbag already gave up.
This scumbag.
Right whenever I was about to start having fun.
this fucking bitch this fucking bitch I stole everything yo you mind if I get a
ride to the zone I appreciate that appreciate well he's gonna be back I
We could just head to zone if you want to
Mommy mommy that guy's a son of a bitch that guy is a son of a bitch
Oh, yeah, that was nice, that was good work.
This guy got a damn eagle.
Good luck out there!
Ha!
Yep.
Oh, better rocket, Heli.
Uh, Draco, I'd step on the damn gas.
Oh, shit.
Oh shit!
Woo wee mama! That was almost bad. That was almost bad news, Billy Bears.
Nice work nice work my man hey good luck out there you two thank you love you too
rocket heli time don't ask any questions just say okay rocket heli don't ask any questions
Don't ask any questions.
And lock the fuck in.
Fuck you.
Watch this shit!
Our ride of passage, we must go underneath the bridge.
It's a ride of passage.
If we make it underneath the bridge, just know we're killing a hundred people.
Watch this.
Oh yeah, it's Gigi's in the chat, Gigi's in the chat, lock in.
GG's in the chat locker.
You know what they say.
You know what they say.
It cannot happen a second time.
That's what they say.
They say it might happen once.
me two more stacks of arrows but it can't happen twice I don't have a stack of
arrows that's what they've been saying for for thousands of years that they
cannot happen a second time new song
No, I need something to hide me up.
Oh, fucking, come on!
If you're not wired when this song comes on, you're a pussy!
No interruptions.
No interruptions.
Don't talk to me.
the sight you're about to be seeing.
What the fuck is happening over here?
Now I know it gets the run you don't get to do this and run
No, you don't get the run you don't get the run fuck you
watch this shit
of
death
of
death
of
Wait, is that a drill?
Can I destroy a drill?
Can I destroy a drill or no?
Can I destroy a drill?
Good, Tom.
So it's a lot easier to destroy a drill than I thought.
Put that one on the record.
Put that one on the record.
a lot easier to destroy a drill than what I thought
yo I cancelled that drill pool by the way
he blew it up? yeah fuck yeah
No, I'm gonna hell it out.
Bitches.
Oh, dude, I'm some mokin' these fools.
Oh, shit.
I just- just didn't deploy. How many bases has the blue team set up my sweet god above?
chief us gentlemen that's where I'm gonna have to call it I'm gonna get
ready for this spoon sir ggs everybody have a great rest of your day later
all right yeah we're gonna get set up for the sponsor we got to go get set up
for the sponsor good day let's go ahead and go on the record and say that we
achieved absolutely nothing today. It is what it is, part of it, you know, a gupa
gonna try and a gupa gonna fail and and we gonna have to be okay with that okay
our goal was ten million dollars today we lost fifty thousand okay you know it's
Not much else to say other than that.
I mean, to be honest, is it safe to say we just fell short?
We just fell short by a little bit, you know?
I mean, we were right there.
Minus 50,000 plus 10 million.
I mean, that's...
One more time.
G2 with the 100 Gifted Targum!
Oh my man!
G2 good sir, thank you so much for the love.
Thank you so much for the gifted.
You sexy son of a bitch.
I love you bitch!
Jack, we get some love in here for G2.
Thank you for the 100 gifted, man.
Thank you so much for helping grow the community, bro.
I appreciate the love. Thank you so much.
It's 200 for that guy. 200!
He's rich. He's rich.
Can you believe that shit?
Oh, my God!
Thank you for the love, man.
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!
Alright, we're gonna be moving in
to some active
Matter a new extraction shooter
I'm actually been wanting to play this for a while close. He was mentioning it the other day
He played it two days ago not a hashtag ad and said he liked it
So I hope it's fun, bro. Has any of you guys played this game yet?
We are gonna be playing with peanut. I'm not sure who our third is
I'm just...
No, but I've been looking forward to watching it.
Hell yeah, dude.
Yo, Big Ginger, thank you for the Fiverr, man.
I appreciate you, bro.
Sarah, thank you so much for the prom.
FPS, thank you so much for the Chair 1J.
Thank you for the 11 months.
Thank you, guys.
Great Bowls of Fire!
Oh
Are we playing with snow some is playing with landmark today, I believe
Kiss me baby
No, it is start to five. He's not late. I'd say this much if he's late by one minute
I'm gonna fuck him and that you can put on the record that you could take to the bank
Can you watch
Why not?
Yeah, why not get close he's close he on I
Wish I was late
Closes flight got delayed. Oh
Dude, I saw that we got it down got delayed by five hours. Is that true?
All right, let's lock in boys.
Locking in via Steam.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, shut up!
Oh, what the shit?
Holy snappy point Dexter!
Good thing you made it.
We're between worlds.
Everywhere and nowhere.
Every world bleeds here, and every world begins here.
We are the agency.
We built this place, the monolith, the second, and the shelter.
We protect the multiverse.
Your world has been destroyed, but somewhere in the multiverse an identical world still
exists, waiting for you.
We'll help you find it.
Together, we can protect the multiverse from total destruction.
Perhaps we can't save everything, but we can stop the collapse.
We can find worlds worth preserving.
Am I a circuit, boss?
Perhaps, by harmonizing the fabric of the multiverse itself, we can stop the breaches altogether.
Your world is gone, but somewhere a branch still exists where it survives.
What an introduction.
All who reach the shelter are entangled. You can choose my wizard my wizard
Hey version of you
Defender squad
Take nursing courses and became competent
I'm I got to be a wizard I got to be a young rich wizard that's what I want to be
Welcome to the shelter
Spacetime pocket in the endless multiverse home sweet home
This place was built by you your variants to be exact as was the agency as
as was I thank you for that by the way before becoming a full-fledged
operative of the agency each variant undergoes a check for basic competence
and loyalty details are available at the terminal
Oh.
HOLY SHIT!
Your body will be replicated in the shelter.
Use cross-aid kits to keep rooms.
Bitch!
Ignoring damage is a common cause of mission failures.
What the look on your face?
Shock off a pinch of panic getting a new variant up to speed is always so exciting
They all needed a moment to process it all even Caroline and you're already doing better than her who the hell is Caroline?
I take my diabetic medication, give me a moment.
game.
No!
Bring it to the extraction portal.
This card contains the intel, gathered by the operative,
and serves as the access key to the electronic locks
in this area.
Use it to go further.
Oh, you got me kidding me.
Most anomalies are extremely dangerous.
However, some of them can be used for getting to the
future reach areas.
Woo-hoo!
Wow, that's- what the fucking trippy?
What?
triggered by approaching shooting or throwing a stone. Congratulations you
have found active matter. It forms in collapsing timelines accelerating their
demise but it is also material that can restore the multiverse. Your task is to
collect it and bring it to the shelter through an extraction portal in order to
receive a generous compensation. That's how agency strives to synthesize a
a resilient timeline,
a one that survives AM's charges and resists this collapse.
I think we're almost there.
This is the extraction portal.
To return to your shelter,
approach and activate it.
Stay nearby and remain alert.
To die a second before extraction
and lose everything we gathered and raid would be...
frustrating.
Holy sweet god.
This is creepy as shit.
Thank you for returning the memory card.
The lawyers reported that the content is not of significant value.
But your diligence and persistence during your search deserve the highest praise.
the raid terminal to report on the completion of your mission. You should know what kind
of bureaucrats they are. Sign this, send that. Intriplicate, please. You feel like a lab rat.
I'm just gonna...
Oh, $100!
$100, $100!
$100, $100!
$100, $100!
$100 $100 you'll need to raise your access level before proceeding you must complete voice
identification are you excited to gain your first access level yes that's the spirit unlock alpha
level right now using the monolith access yes yes I am
bang this is a storage unit where you can keep your weapons items and other
equipment. You can also expand your storage space if it becomes necessary.
Oh, I stash in here.
Okay, I can grab a little something, something?
Oh shit.
Do I just grab like, am I going to be going against players?
Or is this one of those where you go against bots to start?
Anyone know?
PVE PVE both
Am I good here? Alrighty, I need to set up keybinds as well real quick.
Trolls. Movement.
V.
I don't know where to put the flashlight back on that anyone know where that is oh
Oh, right here.
There we go.
Okay.
Oh, what just happened?
Shit.
I should have been clear and bind for that one as well.
It's B.
What is B?
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
He's fine.
he's fine oh I want to make love to you chat I want to see you with your shirt
And your titties out
Ooh ooh
Ooh
You looking good tonight
You looking real nice
Don't fight
Because I want to make love to you. I'm sorry. All right, let's go
to the mission oh what I just clicked what oh provided equipment like oh I
just texted gab on accident and said can I get some drinks
Oops. Thought he was my wife for a second.
He's not running a little late.
I have knocked in.
Oh.
Let's get in there.
I want to make love to you.
Take a rock.
Take a rock.
Take a rock.
Take a rock.
Take a rock.
And another rock.
And another rock...
And another rock...
And another rock...
And another rock...
And another...
And another...
And another...
How do I get this active matter?
I
Missing successful
Two minutes!
Fuck!
I think we wait.
I think we wait on this.
What do you think?
I think we wait on our free kid.
He just went live.
Wonderful.
jump in the discord.
Damn, they got some vibes!
Oh, there it goes.
Yeah.
Well, he's got to go through the tutorial, we'll do our next free kit in one minute.
One minute!
I have a tactical spear!
Hi, Boogie!
Ah, baby!
You been good today?
You been good?
You been good?
Yeah, you been good.
That's not the good boy.
That's not the good boy.
Dude!
That's my boy.
That's my boy. Yeah, that's my boy.
Go on. Go on, dude. Go on. Go on.
You two are ridiculous. I'll see you later.
Big boy, okay? Big boy, I love you.
I love you. Watch that tail, bro. Watch that.
I love you. Go on. Go with your mama.
All right, we go again
Gav brought me my drinks yes, you did
Huh, I don't know
Oh
W gaff
Holy shit, holy shit
Okay, all right, let's not walk into random fireballs this time. Fireballs mean no hutchie.
Huchy means Huchy sad so we need to not walk into the fire
Okay, all right, let's get out of here.
That thing has moved!
Pee? I'm cursed I think.
What is happening?
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
I don't know what's happening. I'm freaking out.
Get your BMI score and talk to a doctor.
There's a kid y'all! That means there's a statue chasing me!
Oh
They do that around fat people it's it's like for comedic effect and family guy
There's time to go away pay him $5 or something
Oh god, he's in serious danger
Hey, this is a weird game
I'm scared. I'm literally
Yeah, no, I'm yeah, no, I played this game. I played this game one time. Yeah, it's uh, it's a bit of a
Uh, uh, uh, uh, it'll, it'll, it'll screw it. It'll screw it to the mental if you let it. If you let it, it'll screw it to the old doll.
Yeah, it'll, it gets a little crazy. I, I kind of forgot that I, I gotta do the tutorial again real quick.
So give me two seconds here. Uh, it wasn't too long, right? I'm checking really fast.
No.
Oh ho ho ho! My god! I'm getting killed by bushes, baby! I'm getting killed by bushes!
Oh god, I'm coming hard to where! I'll get the tutorials unstacked!
Don't do it! I'll get them!
If this game is going to make me have a panic attack, this game is going to make me have
panic attack bro what do you have me playing bro yeah what did you sign me
up for the multiverse oh dude sorry about that I didn't mean to yell I do this
He's going to freak me out.
I haven't played it in a long time. They make it more freaky and scary.
I had no idea what I was getting into.
Bro, I have statues chasing after me. I got bushes turning into people.
Oh, no!
Oh, I'm going to go with the destroyer. I'm good.
Oh, thank goodness. Thank goodness.
I remember playing this a while ago.
Now that you mention it, I remember the bush people.
You would come up to your hand over fist, they would get you.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Who do you choose?
The wizard?
I want to be young rich wizards.
I can't, I can't do wise, I can't, I can't do wise.
The wizard.
Oh, the, oh, the wizard, oh, I want to be the wizard.
Well, I'm the wizard
I mean inventory volume pretty important. I mean what about inventory volume? I mean guys
I mean inventory volume's gotta be like
top five stats
Holy shit, are these people?
How are they doing?
Let me see here
Oh
Hold on now, you know what?
I'm gonna go ahead and see you out there
Angel, all right, hudge
Oh, yeah, what's the reason behind that?
Well, just well
It's cuz it has the inventory volume and 300
Gotcha inventory volume 300 you see
Which is like very very
I'm gonna use I'm gonna do this one. I'm gonna do this one. I'm gonna do this one. I'm gonna do this one
We might so be the tutorial actually
Oh God!
Holy shit!
So is this kind of like a Tarkov where people can just be anywhere?
I felt like we should reset.
There's an extra right right over here.
Oh, these guys got a bunch of active matter.
Nice.
Hodge.
I'm on my way out right now.
So Hodge.
Yes?
I'm a lady.
You're a lady?
I'm a lady.
Nice!
Thanks, dude!
Hell yeah!
Good for you, boss.
You just became cooler.
Thanks!
Dude...
I'm getting chased by...
all kinds of stuff, and I'm...
I don't know what the hell's happening.
Well, see, I'm putting this ejector in my head.
Okay
I'll be right there. I gotta put a sincerely down to see this game. It's actually real high sincerity. Oh, yeah
Oh makes you change any months and see multipliers of wine. Oh
I don't like when games do that. Oh
It makes me take 10 seconds to teach it. Oh
the guys like ears
What what's happening?
The sensitivity multiplier.
Oh like...
You got JJ?
No, like is that different whenever you're ADS and whenever you're hip firing?
Yeah, yeah, well I don't know about you but I like it to be the same exact thing when I'm not aiming and when I'm aiming.
Yeah, so it doesn't mess you up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta change it, you gotta change it real quick.
But they made it really easy to change it, you just go to do it real quick.
Okay.
It's charging point six five
Got it
Alrighty, how do we add each other? Oh
Hey, turn up a big celebration as well. Oh
Who's give your stocks?
We're almost out with the drill. He's like to say it's me to say it's
We're done
Wait, what is the access key? Do you know what the access key is?
It's on one of their bodies.
I don't have enough volume. I don't have enough volume.
What?
I don't have enough volume. I don't have enough volume.
Well, you mean you don't have enough volume. I can hear you just fine?
No, you don't.
Dumbass!
I'm talking about my backpack.
Can't put the car...
Oh, wait, I'll... Oh, wait, I'm good. I'm good.
Okay.
Stop talking to me.
Are you calling dumbass?
What does the amic celebration do?
What does the amic...
What does that do?
Acceleration accelerates your aim.
You guys should like...
I vaguely remember this.
Oh, then no game.
The music's pretty good, boss.
It makes me feel I'm merged.
Yeah.
This is a replication device that searches...
I remember I played this with Landmark and I pretty strong my first time I got I got a little sick
Oh
They really made a diversion with that with that with the running upside down
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest when I first did it I went
I felt that as well
Well, I'm sucking up balls. I'm sucking balls. Yeah, I just got done sucking balls really
Oh, yeah, twidzies. Yeah, I was sucking sucking pretty good. I'm just getting a couple balls
over your mind. No, don't go ahead. You can get the balls. I get the balls. You can get
the balls. Yeah, go ahead. Oh, yeah, I think I'm good at the other time. You done sucking
balls yeah that's second bars I have the extracts at the end of the end of the
tutorial yep that's the end we're ready to get up I'm ready to go then bars all
right fuck yeah fuck yeah oh fuck yeah this music is just hmm huh you hear in
this music P
Do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do I'm hopping I just hopped out of the tutorial. I'm in the space-time continuum bunker
Yeah, I'm by the way, hon. She told me I built this. This is my bunker. You built this
The lady told me I built this fuck. Yeah
Oh, it says I have no friends
How? Okay. How does it go? Dude, how do I have one pending friend request and it's from fucking Austin?
I have a friend request from Austin. How is that even possible?
I just got five gifted subs from a guy named Austin the Streamstay.
At least you're getting gifted to hell Austin!
Oh, yeah, let's one, let's one, yo big.
All right, let me get you in here, let me get you in here.
Right behind my screen, you know anything or no?
I don't know.
You know what they're calling me of this game, Pete?
What?
They're calling me the LeBron James of Active.
No, no, no, they already called me
the LeBron James of Active Matter.
I knew that's what you were going to say.
They, I, and the LeBron James of Active Matter,
everyone has been calling it,
Everyone's been calling me that for like weeks.
For weeks now.
I've been seeing it in the chat, I look over
and I can't even read my chat
because it's all LeBron James and Acton Matter.
Is it the LeBron James and Acton Matter?
It's all just LeBron James and Acton Matter, all of them.
All LeBron James and Acton Matter.
It's so weird cause my chat is all LeBron James
and Acton Matter.
Yeah, but they're not the best followers.
They're not the best followers.
Dazz P. Dan.
Oh, I'll see.
You're the Angel Rees and Acton Matter.
You can be the Angel Rees and Acton Matter.
I'll take it.
How do I how do I get to here? No idea. Austin does maybe ask him.
He actually he actually does know. He actually does know. Let me let me see here. Hold on now.
Players met in session but that won't be it. Emergency telephone. Let me see here. Let me just give
Puppa Pee just a second. Okay, just give Puppa Pee a second.
Puppa Pee's gonna figure this out for you.
Mr. Hodge, don't you worry, okay?
Mmm.
The Burp Peanut.
Oh, that's me.
That's me.
Did you get that?
Did you find me?
Get what?
The front request I said.
Where?
Oh, Mike, and you told me you were gonna figure this out.
Where?
Go to the tablet, next to the big shiny door.
Oh, yeah, uh, okay, got it top right little, okay, so people, uh, there is no little people.
There is no, there's no, what, what is, I think I might still be in a tutorial and then look.
Wait, what's, leave that tablet. Let me see.
I think yeah, I think I'm still the tutorial. No, you can't be
No, I'm like oh, yeah, you are have you not gone through
Okay, now I know the drill
All right, that's good probably can figure this out
Yes, great minds, too great minds clashing it out.
That's what they say.
What does the lady just say?
Hold on, wait.
Now I can do the tutorial.
Boys, fair and case is required to continue over the page, gentlemen.
What?
Waiting for what?
What do you want from me, lady?
Press Y and say yes.
What?
Why and then yes, why yes, yes
Now hit that panel one that's that's that's what okay guys, okay that one and then you got to hit access level alpha
Okay, guys. Oh, there it is bad. There we go. All right
Wait, now I see the little people. Now I see the little people.
You see the little people?
I also have a friend request from Austin.
Oh my gosh. Do you have a friend request from me?
No, actually. It's only Austin.
Okay, good. So I'm glad to know that that random, the burnt peanut is you.
What about this burnt peanut?
Mmm, yes. That one was me. That one was me.
Okay, I also added the burnt chestnut just in case it was you.
Good, good, better shape than Jari, better shape than Jari.
I invited you to my squad.
What? What'd you say?
I invited you to my squad.
Uh, okay, okay, I'm doing it, okay, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Well, come in.
Am I in?
I don't know.
Well, hmm, I don't know, I don't know.
I see you. I think you're in where where where top right you see my name. Oh, I see you I see you right there
I see I see you all right
Okay, you ready?
Do you wait hold on?
Wait, what I don't wait. I gotta get to I gotta get some gear you might do it you say it. Yep. Go ahead
Oh, so I have to switch my aiming from
push to the horn
Should I bring a quad bike known as the bone crusher? Oh
I'm gonna click the aim, it's hold down the aim.
And I'm having quite the difficulties.
You gotta go click on it,
and then you gotta go bottom right,
and it gives you a-
Click on what and go bottom right where?
What kind of stupid instructions was that?
Fuck you.
Like what?
You finding yourself, fuck you.
You, I will.
Are you some type of stupid?
wait what's your weight what wait aiming wait button set up oh no hold on hold
okay fuck I can't un-aim
Hold it, wait, wait, wait, wait-
Pena! I wanna play the game!
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay, now that should work.
I cannot aim my weapon.
I cannot aim my weapon, boss. I cannot aim my weapon.
You have to be smarter than the weapon to use the weapon, Pena.
You taught us this in weapons school.
Why are you going to Weapon School?
Why are you going to Weapon School?
Why are you going to Weapon School?
Aiming hold, right click.
Aiming option two, whatever the fuck that is.
Right click.
Non-toggle.
On hold.
Wait, unrelease after hold?
What?
Triple tap.
Do triple tap.
Triple tap?
You become the weapon on presto on precious is is when you press it was a what?
what
How did you do this? I I've always ran toggle
Are you serious? I've been tar toggle on
Tarkov and I didn't know how to change it. So I just got used to it
I've been playing that way for the last five years
Okay, well I got I feel I'm a my god, but now I can't I it's still the original problem
I need to hold it down
This is this is
Okay on on hold wait hold on you say it's you say that on hold
Okay, it's on hold now. So now it's me when I hold now. I'm stuck. I can't I name what?
What?
This is crazy.
What?
Unreleased after hold?
Maybe unreleased after hold?
I still can't un-aim.
Unbind one of them, unbind one.
Aim option two, clear aim option two.
Wait, hold on now.
Wait, so I do no toggle and clear option two.
Okay.
I still can't un-aim my god this first toggle and un-aim okay okay options hold
talk maybe toggle on no I can't un-aim I can't wait oh wait wait wait maybe it's
it's right click wait bind yes button set up on release after hold
non toggle this one isn't toggle on hold apply an exit okay this is
What the hell are you doing I have no fucking idea
This is what there's a thousand fucking options
What the hell is going on how do I make it so I just want to aim like you do in video
games like regular unbind aiming to
Okay, unbound, aiming two, aiming two is un...
No, wait, no.
Okay, unbound, now what?
Reset to default.
Reset to default.
Now, un-aim your gun when you reset to default.
That went back to square one again.
I just wanna fucking hold the button time.
I
Toggle wait turn
Turn on toggle. Okay. We're turning on toggle here. We go apply an engine here. We go. Oh
Okay, I'm gonna go
Okay, are you sure hot? Yes. Yes, I'm not even a bother putting a kid on cuz that's just a ten fucking minutes
Are you sure?
All right, you need to ready up I
Don't guys listen I will ready up right now as soon as I
You gotta do it. Give me one second.
Here we go.
Go up to the tablet, left to the door, and ready up.
Okay, yep, of course.
Of course, of course, that's it.
Okay, uh, yep, okay, okay, I'm good to go.
You ready, boys?
Deploying.
Deploy, deploying, deploying.
I don't know what the fuck is happening, one second.
Unfortunately they gave me a magazine that doesn't fit the pistol and they also gave
me the tutorial.
I just got rid of like four items on accident.
I don't know why in the tutorial there's a magazine.
I don't know what's happening.
Goldy, thank you so much for the five gifted!
Uh, am I ready?
You just cancelled the kill?
Alright, let's go ahead and try this again.
Sorry, sorry.
That's on me, watch. I'll take that one. That's on me, watch.
That's on me. That's on me.
I
See let me see my car stuff before I go. I'm all alone in
Are you bringing anything in like more than he'll because I got four person checkers and 800 first-aid kids
I'll you got for heels. I have an 800 first-aid kit and an up with three bags
I've been a case of people have a five bags 90 extra 545. I've got I'm gonna help it on
I don't think I have armor on unfortunately. Are you being armor?
I don't know. I have no idea.
Okay, all right.
We got this!
Team RANK!
We'll take armor off the dead corpses!
Hell yeah, we will! Hell yeah!
Let's RIDE!
Let's do this, you...
I don't know.
I'm not.
Fuck. I'm a stolen. Are you on? I'm in. I'm in.
Let's do this. I would. Is it is it?
No. I don't have any. I have no idea. No idea.
Punch what are we doing? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
Are you know what? He will pick up. Yep. You drive you drive you drive
You son of a bitch!
Get back over here!
A g-lap a little bit?
You're a little bit of healing. Little bit of healing, no big deal.
We are the Ogre Shot!
Me, it was me, it was me. I didn't know there was team damage. I had to check.
How would I know that you're on my team?
Let's stay real close to each other. You're ugly.
You're ugly.
Me? Are you-
You're ugly.
I'm ugly. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
yeah okay okay okay I've got so much inventory space to go through this
inventory space buddy feel this inventory space right are you wearing the
actual shirt I don't know where the long shirt it's it's a stylistic choice
don't do not judge me we repair came back in hey I'm always prepared
Where should we go I don't know that's why I bought this vehicle so we can drive around and find things
Well, let's go over here be quiet. I'm here
Wait, I keep opening the trunk. All right, we're good. I don't just where to go. I don't just where to go
Let's see coach. She goes that's because
Don't go through that
Blue shield
Of course of course of course
You live it, you learn, you live it, you learn.
You gotta learn fast!
What the fuck?!
Who are those guys?
I don't know.
Those real guys?
No.
They're infected.
They're guys!
They're infected.
Wait, what's that noise?
What noise?
I don't know.
How do you drop- How do you drop-
I
Got some good stuff right here, dude. I got I got I got a pistol with a lot of ammo. You miss this sick in 2-4
What?
Well, I'm too far. You should have a shotgun. We don't wait. I'm gonna come shotgun. That's fine. Wait, there's shots over here
I
Got this cool shot
There's people over here, I just got shot at
I don't think you got shot at I think you stepped into those poisonous bushes. I saw I saw do stop. Okay. Well, I heard shots over here
Some scary things. I heard shots in front of us.
Oh my... P! I told you there's people there!
I do a certified headset readjustment, we just, just hold right here this wall.
What are you doing?
Strange objects began to appear around.
I marked them on the map.
What's that?
What's that?
What happened?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What happened?
What happened?
I threw a screw at some fleas, and they went fucking berserk.
Stop throwing screws at bees!
You never throw a screw at a bee.
That should buy great grand-pappy you should tell me right before NAMM.
Smart, the smart grand-pappy.
Oh wait, can we draw this?
Oh, no I don't have any air with the goods with that either.
Where'd these people go?
Well, I was gonna go to that question mark. We passed you my accent. Can we go back? Yeah, sure
Let's go to this question mark. So what is it?
Let's do it. It's like some type of circle
Like an orange circle
This is it? This is the question mark?
Jesus Christ
Okay, okay, okay, the question marks are- OH MY GOD!
You
Got those screws at the fleas
Now we get the loot
Oh a blue shotgun well hold on wait are we the discord kittens wait let's go to the circle
over here see what this is wait who the discord kitten who are the discord kittens what
What?
Even if she just called and she just said, she said, I forgot what she said but she said
something.
She was just going to walk fast this thing?
He was just hanging around.
He was bothering nobody.
He's eating the fucking carpet.
So there's a lady on my 600 pound life that enjoyed eating her matches.
You gonna shoot her too?
Potentially.
If she was...
Okay.
Looking sketchy.
I wouldn't second guess it.
Get all the balls.
Get all the balls you can.
All the balls.
These balls make me feel dirty.
Oh, you missed your balls! You missed your balls!
What the hell he did that?
I
Reload usually the R button is that you wait, are you next to me?
dead I got him I got him I got him
we're the bats! holy shit do we already we appeared in peace up two guys with ease
it took two seconds we're the best ever do it maybe we are a little broad james
I hear more people
no way you hear that?
the text is black
Congratulations
Yes
No problem
yo pay you got a couple I got three armor planes see what's going on over
here what you got what you got interesting position hold on now hold
on now wait a minute hold on hold on now wait a minute hold on now hold on
now oh no it's a lady oh nasty move it let's keep moving let's keep moving
give me such watch you could be a bad man around here I'll be careful you got
to be careful. Oh I'm reloading ammo give me a second.
It's been rough what about you?
I'm having a good time. I was just curious to get home and see my family and I had a garden I was taking care of so
Hopefully on Bertha. That's my neighbor. Hopefully she was been watering it this whole time. I think Bertha's probably dead. Oh
Okay, well, well, I can make a new garden. No big deal. Let's keep moving. I let you move it
Oh
It's just okay, it's just buried just buried it's just buried no problem there. Okay. Don't worry there. Don't worry dead totally totally double
Oh
You hear those shots up here
No, that's shot. Yeah, yeah right there
Yeah, you just over here careful boss, I mean names give them
It is not that you always say that and then you die right after
Right in front of us
Why would you
Why did you shoot me I killed you and I'm dead
P! In one world!
P! You shot me!
There's no way!
What? What?
You see him then?
You see that he shoots me, and he blames me!
No!
Don't shoot me!
No, sorry, I made you a stupid hunch!
Don't you dare!
That is ridiculous!
That is ridiculous, Hodge!
So you dare!
Next time, I'm the team leader!
Next time, I'm the team leader!
You obviously know how to not cut out one!
ridiculous ridiculous
Yeah, you what you know what we either be saying anyways my kid wasn't that good. I gotta get it all right. Okay. That makes sense
That makes sense
Yeah, I was shooting P and you walked in front of me you said there was a guy I wanted to see
Yeah, honestly, honestly, I get it. I get it
I wanted to be a part of the team yeah I get it I get it boss sometimes when
you're shooting in front of me I want to walk in front of the bullets and die as
well that's a great idea stop shooting the bullet you know you literally I had
no chance I was blasted and you just walked right there and I killed you and
And I don't regret it.
Listen, listen, if this is something you can work on, okay?
And you, all right, you work on that, okay?
You work on that.
And so, you listen, you have to work on that.
You can't be shooting your teammates.
All right, I'll try and work on it.
I'll try and work on it.
Okay, okay, okay.
They give me 60 MB5 magazines.
You know, that's 60.
60?
60, 60 and 50 armors.
Holy shit.
I have no idea. Also, no idea.
Chad, does anyone know if Frank Scopes is the player now?
How do I put a solid draw?
Yes.
What happened to my gun?
Wait, wait, I got, I'm not getting a sound check on the MP5 looks snappy.
The MP5 looks snappy, Mars. I would use that 100%.
I mean, he's gonna, uh...
To make it so that it's like, Hoosy-Doozy?
It's a bug?
I'm put, I'm using a scar, I'm putting a, uh, a suppressor on it.
Mr. Hodge?
Oh!
I didn't realize I was muted. I'm using a scar with a scope and a suppressor.
Oh, yeah, how do you put a scope by I don't have a scope by you drag it drag it from your inventory onto the gun drag what?
What do you mean what the scope what you just asked me about no no it does not spot first go
That's good to the MP5. I'm using a score
We don't we how do I put a scope on my MP5?
We don't know you can't put it you can't put a scope of the MP5
That's fine. Okay. Let's go. I'm going in. Okay. I'm going in
Squad leader must confirm the rain way way going P. P. What's the P?
What you you got to use the scar
No, you have to fire the scar with the scope is actually so sick
Guys, I'm telling you this thing feels snappy. All right. I want this thing this thing feels snappy snappy snappy
Oh
Oh, are you feeling this music P? Oh? Oh?
Well, I think our music might be different if you said, uh
Mine is like Cinderella just walked up the steps
and we have her glass slipper
This is the time of music I'm gonna see
Oh, not now
You're not listening to that?
Okay, hold on now, I might be listening
Hold on now, wait a minute
We might be on the same tune, wait a minute, hold on now
Oh, we might have got...
We have just tapped!
Oh!
Oh, two out of the tap!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Y'all put...
Put armor on!
Click your body and put armor on!
How'd you got armor on?
Okay...
I'm gonna go. I'm waiting for you, Chief!
I'm waiting for you!
I'm waiting for you, dude!
Wait, for me? I'm waiting for you!
I'm waiting for you!
I'm waiting...
I'm waiting for you!
You literally have to hit ready, okay?
I hit ready!
I tell you, this guy shoots me and then he parades me!
me what you take back no fuck you no I won't fuck you what type of music you
got on right now I've got like space adventure and a 2d game music okay I
got like singing sweet music to me before you lay pipe you know shit baby
locked him door
what the music go man how it's try not to kill your teammate this type out try
out the walk in front of a guy who's actively shooting up the place all right
where'd you go where'd you go I appear in four seconds you can just hold F oh
I have a beard oh my gosh
all right where are we going I'm ready I'm ready Freddy you I tell you I tell
We got okay listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen.
I remember intention to do something. Find extract portal will open during collecting node alone.
Take a photo of the cryptic writings on the wall of the building follow the signals visit any abnormal signal of it.
Shot.
Let's go kill those guys actually.
What do you want quest later? What do you want quest later?
Yep, new quest later kill people now.
We'll clear the map out.
Then we'll use the quest then.
I see you guys.
I'm out of ammo, I'm out of ammo!
Oh, thank you, Mr. Hunter, you might have seen this.
No problem, no problem, boss.
You're my hero.
Problem, boss.
These are not who we heard.
We gotta keep moving.
I already lost you.
Where'd you go?
Hunter, I'm right over here.
You're my hero.
Problem, boss.
These are not who we heard.
We gotta keep moving.
I'm right over here come to me come on come this way
come on come on this way this way what the hell is wrong with you
yeah come on I'm doing around we got to go
I've got him again!
The Stooper, the Stooper!
You idiot!
What the hell are you, real person?
We got one dead, one dead, one dead.
Is he dead?
You can't move it.
There's a man, he's dead.
One more, one more!
He's got me dead, got him, got him!
She's just crushed.
Oh
He's shooting who's shooting?
Are you by the bus side no
I'm getting shot from the side the side more people
Oh
I have no ammo at all, I have no ammo at all.
I have to heal.
He's coming across the street, he's coming across the street.
He's coming here, he's coming here.
Are you alive?
No, no, no, no, no, that's it.
That would stay him to hit the thing.
I'm so happy I got an armor this time.
At least one bang.
You see a mouse? You see him?
No, I'm laying down.
You loading?
I'm back in the fight.
You see a mouse?
I don't see a mouse.
I'm just gonna pack all my bags.
I got that.
I just want you to do it.
There he is!
He's shooting that guy! He's shooting that guy!
Are you pushing up?
He's running, he's running, I'm going in!
I'm going in!
Coming!
You son of a bitch are you a yellow? I don't think you're wearing yellow. I'm at the bus stop next to the dead guy. Oh
Yeah, I should you see right? I see right? It's a new signals on the map. Go to the artifacts
It's where these bushes
Donates, thank you much. No, I went donates. I'm here
Okay
He's he's he's on the on the nearest bush checks to the bench right we do the last grenade
He's laid out right that bush
are you dead dead? I'm dead I'm dead forever. I'm dead forever.
Oh. Where is he? I don't know. I don't know.
You lied to me. You lied to me.
No, I do. I never lie. That's me!
Was he to the left of that peak where I just was?
Well, honestly, I don't know if what I saw was a rock or a person,
but he was like two inches from my dead body right there.
And he moved.
I'm getting one that you can revive anyone with 10 energy even if they're full dead.
10 of those balls.
10 balls?
10 balls, 10 balls.
We go suck the balls out of those guys we already killed.
And you get like 5 balls per guy.
Go suck their balls, go suck those guys' balls.
I thought I died wish you died right there. Oh my gosh. I thought I did
Like why do you wish I died the hell cuz I hate you I hate you and your fat. I'm not fat and petite you went over this
I
Okay, I'm going
What if I killed him with the nade boss
Well, I think his body would be right there ice. I was watching your speed. I didn't see where he was way where he was
I mean
How many balls is that I don't know where do I check? I don't know
We shut the balls out of those guys. I don't have any balls. I remember you just you just suck his balls
What the hell is happening?
Shuck his balls!
I can't shuck his balls, I'm trying.
Oh, you got a hacker, Mind Vault.
Oh, you're a big bald hack.
Oh, you're shush, you're shush, you're shush.
Ashes of balls, ashes of balls.
Get those balls, get those balls.
Get those balls, get those balls.
If I-I-I bigly remember playing this game, I-I think that once you suck a guy's balls, he can no longer be revived.
So that guy goes back and sucks my balls, I can't be revived anymore.
I have to have ten now.
You're ten?
How?!
not good bro not good not good p not good not good you're not dead you should shock
I don't have a paint killer I don't have a paint killer
I will never use the scope again.
I will and I truly do mean I will never use the scope again.
Scopes in this game feel like absolute utter dog shit and I will never use one again.
oh my god listen hodges i think there's a lot you can improve on but i think you try your hardest
and that's what matters most that's what matters most i don't understand the hell is that don't
get angry hush don't get angry and i'm getting angry when he's angry he can't eat much more
it's a problem i usually uh i killed wait i killed four guys how many guys how many guys did you
I don't think I killed one.
Please don't wait.
No, I didn't wait.
No, I killed two guys.
I killed two guys.
Who said to use the scope?
Who said to use the scope?
8756.
That was a terrible idea.
This must be European names.
Scopes are terrible.
You're honest. I did the MP5 was kind of cooking until that guy laid down and started smacking his bean
I'm gonna be honest the omp the game before felt so much better as well
It might be an MP5 type of vibe man. Let's go the MP5. Let's do it. Let's do it MP5
Who's the doozy baboosie? Let's do it. I don't have an MP5, but I have the I have the what's it what's your McCullet?
You know what that is
What what?
What what?
What What What
What what do you have what what what do you what what
Do you have what do you want, what do you have what?
What do you what you're saying.
What do you have.
What do you what do I have you talking about.
Shut up.
Shut up.
What I'm trying to say is other than high PMI and cholesterol, what do you have in your
hands?
I don't have high cholesterol!
And I have a-
Oh god, I knew you'd say it!
I have enough!
Oh thank you!
Oh, my great googly boogly!
Don't you- don't you great googly boogly me!
Don't you dare!
Don't you dare!
Don't you dare!
I just did.
I just great googly boogly to you.
What are you gonna do about it?
Do believe me don't you dare don't you dare? I just did I just great googly-boogly. Do you what are you gonna do about it?
All right whipping out my penis
That's it
Make she bring painkillers so you can stand up in that situation
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, you want some other guy? Oh, okay. Yeah, it makes perfect sense
Well, I was killing out there boss. You actually were ripping it up. Yeah, you were I did. I saw you whipping up the mags
As I was chanted tokens. I must be doing like a lot to question
How do you know what question going in with? I have no idea. I just keep accepting money that they give me and I'm right back in
Thank you so much. You're not it's a learning experience. That's it. It is
That's what it's all about, how'd you live again learning?
Yep, 100%, 100%.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It was safe.
It was quite a bit to read on every screen.
Did we like to tell you what's really going on?
They break it down from a fundamental standpoint
on everything.
They break it down from a fundamental standpoint.
Yes, they do.
Yes, they break it down.
You don't understand something?
I mean, hell.
got the forage right there yep I got the description they I mean look at they
got the weather overcast afternoons
shit all right okay we go to the same map but if I ready that we go in we're
ready and we're going we're ready and we're doing it there's a gun bash
Oh, you got your thumb on, Godfrey. I don't really care about this.
Can you hit me with your gun in this game?
I can shoot you with it.
You don't think you've... You've already done that enough.
Okay.
When you walked in front of me, you just want to make that... Just want to make sure I know what's up.
Oh, it's middle mouse click. That's how you give him the 1-2 with the weapon, you guys.
What?
What?
Hey.
What?
Uh, you hit the middle mouse button.
By the way, Habibi's sitting in mine, but I feel like it's not Habibi.
I feel like it's not...
I feel like it is not Habibi.
I just 200k more money, and more of all the guns than you.
How much money you got?
Two hundred and five thousand, and every gun I could ever want.
How'd you get two hundred and five thousand dollars?
I invented the inventory area that you use. I made it. I get 5% of all your winnings always.
Maybe you could do something about your ugly face.
You got a sniper rifle? I brought a sniper rifle, boss.
and an ump.
Wait, let me see that time travel.
It's pretty cool. I'm actually super excited to use it.
Dude, do you think you can see that rock all the way out there?
Which one?
The one right there is the right of the coach.
Peanut, you fucking asshole! Come back here!
Peanut!
Yeah, what's up? What? The Rock is here. You gotta keep looking.
Where the hell did you go? Give me back my sniper.
I see you.
Heeeey.
Hi, here you go.
You son of a bitch.
Okay, sounds, wait, where'd it go? Sounds good. We have a deal.
I let Rock!
Yeah, it's locked in.
Wait, where the hell did you go?
Come over here, Hodge, come over here.
This is actually the one spot that I do remember this game.
It's right here.
We can sight from here. Yeah, you can use a little sight from that.
Holy shit.
Oh, that was trippy.
What the hell?
Whoa.
Oh my gosh.
10,000 paces of wheezed.
Wheezed!
Bow before your goddess servant.
Who the hell is that?
Commands you to check the lady. That's what they need to talk to us all time
We just got right there look at that
Real guy two real guys right there. You see if we're in a customer. I just saw him. I just saw one
I just saw one. Can you just please have this thing we can walk down the wall too? Yeah, sure try it
Do it.
Pudge, leave the game.
Pudge, leave the game.
Pudge, Pudge, leave the game.
Pudge, leave the game.
Don't worry, P.
They're gonna die very soon.
Pudge, I'm full dead. I can't come out.
That guy's dead.
but you're actually like full full death I can't save it I mean I'm told you
could be that with ten orbs but you'd have to get ten orbs which I don't think
you keep them doing who the hell are you talking to I think you're stupid
two dead I'm getting what's really easy to bring back money okay you just got to get
ten orbs and bring me back real quick okay heard yes chef you're taking them
down boys
I don't think a pecan killer that will do anything didn't reach a great good
How do I get down?
Oh, there's a walking thing right there on the edge.
Jump over that, yep, right on the right side.
I was too far to the left.
I'm just kidding, don't do that.
You gotta watch out the stairs.
You gotta watch out the stairs, there's nothing.
There's nothing that you can do.
What are we doing? What are we doing? How do I?
Kill these guys and take their orbs. Take their orbs and revive me. Yep.
We're appealing to the bottom right. How many orbs do you have at the bottom right, Mike?
I don't know, they didn't tell me.
Well, you have...
Okay, I mean, we have four orbs.
I don't know how they know that,
but they tell us they're having four orbs.
You need ten orbs to get me.
Oh, hold on now.
How do I grab this guy's orbs?
We can let this suck him for orbs.
I didn't let me suck him.
Guys, somebody, he's trying to suck this guy up for worms.
He's gonna suck him right out.
Hold F and scroll, hold F and scroll, hack him.
You gotta hack him.
Are you in the main thing?
10 orbs, I'm coming.
You got 10 orbs?
I got 10 orbs.
go away good work I thank you baby I should be right at the base of that
building right there buddy you to grab the there's a good credit card behind me
if I remember not enough I have four as if space itself is whispering CD rare
Okay
Three seven
Well, this isn't gonna end good for me
No, just grab those worms and then come on, watch quickly.
I am, I am, I am, I am.
I'll defend you, I'll defend you.
Okay.
I'm running.
Did you get, did you get 10?
I got him.
Oh.
I grabbed the credit card out of my bottle.
Shut up.
I got, I still have only seven.
What is going on?
You didn't pick up the second set.
When you got shy, you didn't pick them up.
Okay.
I did pick them up. I did. Oh, right there, dumbass. Don't call me a dumbass, dumbass.
He's doing it. He's doing it. I always believed in you. You did it. You said it. And I called.
Oh, wow. Wow. Wowzers. Hold on now. I still let you die more often.
Well, I would do if I could I make my god part for you. Oh my gosh, you're a new version of you
I'm going back up on the roof
Don't die I never die you always died I'm
You always died you always died I never died I never you always done. I never died every game you always die
I never knuckled him.
I'll see what I am gonna do the whole day, shoot.
I'll see what I am gonna do.
I'm gonna go to the church, I gotta judge him and blow his face up.
Yeah, I'm gonna look for a snipe on him.
I need to shoot in front of me.
I need to shoot in front of me. Are you in the roof?
I'm on the roof. I'm on the roof.
I got a real guy. I got a real guy. I'm on a real guy.
Nice.
Let me warm you, cable.
Get out of here!
Oh my God!
Don't tell me you're dead
I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive.
Oh
Who's gonna smash to outside guy
I'm second boss. I'm second boss suck his balls suck his balls
Well, I got four balls. Yeah, okay, there's a whole lot of relations bullshit. Yeah, that's what I'm saying
I did find out what the action taken though if you press if you press tab it's in the bottom section of where your guy is
It's I got six
That's the mind ball.
Okay, I'm alive.
Coming over to you.
Okay, I've got...
I'm shaking.
I can't touch his thumb, is it, Glitz?
Can you touch his thumb?
Yep.
Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it.
He's tweaking! He's tweaking!
Hey, is this a better helmet than mine?
Oh, this is like a purple helmet. Look at that!
Nice.
Whoa.
Whoa.
I'm gonna take this 12 gauge box and I'll be using it.
There's a bird cacoon.
What's going on?
Nothing. Try the bird.
Oh, he's got a bunch of balls behind you.
The ball's behind you.
Where? Oh my god.
Those are my balls. Those are my balls.
Those are my balls. Those are my balls.
I got 15 balls, buddy.
You're a bastard. You're a bastard and I hate you.
What's he gonna do about that?
You're a bastard and I hate you.
What's he gonna do about that?
Do you need to pack all your bags at once? You can do it one by one.
One by one, I think.
Oh, shots through the weeds, shots through the weeds.
We got to go to the weeds
What are you a pussy we got to go kill everybody P
You hear that chat that sounds like a wuss to me that sounds like a
in this place. Oh my gosh there's a lot of people here Pete.
Holy shit, there's a hundred of them, Pete, there's a hundred of them.
Pete, there's a hundred of them!
Run, you guys!
Oh my gosh.
Well, time to reload again.
Set the ball set the ball you suck all the balls. I gotta reload on completely. I don't know
I gotta do some reload to my
I don't suck these balls first
Sock their balls
What the hell was that just killed you guys through that is impossible
We've never died ever never died never
Not one time liar pants a flame
Individibly
Liar liar pence so hot and bright someone would think they appeared to be ablaze
A scholar he is
Ridiculous to even suggest
Sorry good, you can hold K to repack Mac. I was literally just about to say that to you
I was just about to say that to you
Great mind-stick alike
You just shoot yeah, I
you don't you don't have to to left click to heal stuff I'm finding out
is really a fast heal or do I open up my d right click you can do feel all at
the bottom I know but that's after I click it yeah I don't know I don't know
Oh
Team team team team team for Terry T for Terry down it down
T for Terry down it each level
To kill these guys come on number this valley and oh you can just hold out here works
None of this daily dallying
But after we kill this I would do a question hundred percent. Yeah. Okay. Yes chef
What was that
HELP ME! HELP ME PLEASE GOD! HELP ME! HELP ME!
I'm dying. I'm dying. Help me, Pete. Pete, don't leave me. Pete, please don't leave me, Pete.
Pete, don't leave me. Pete, don't leave me. Pete, don't leave me.
What? You have a bush behind you, Pete!
I'm a fern trying to kill you!
AHHHH!
What the hell is going on?
I tried to shoot, I tried to shoot.
Oh, I'm scared.
Did you see me? I don't see you, I don't see you.
That's my friend over there.
Oh, Hinty, A-P.
My leg is gone.
My leg is gone.
I don't want to go anywhere. I just want to stand right here, boss.
Okay.
right now I'm gonna suck this guy's balls while you watch all right look at
how he's doing wow watch me suck this guy's balls
saw that you saw that shit we saw it we saw it we saw it what were your
family did huh what's your mom gonna take oh my gosh don't you talk about
on my hutch don't you talk about mama hutch
yeah mama hutch is such a lovely lady hey watch it I love mama hutch
what is happening to me when you sit right there and deal with them I'll hit
over here
What in the fuck?
Oh, God, I pissed off the bees!
Oh my God!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Jesus Christ!
Oh my gosh, look at all the balls you just did!
I just killed like a hundred bees!
I'll be stuck up, I'll be stuck up all.
Wait, uh, P?
That's a dead guy in the middle of the road.
Where? Where?
Right down the middle of the road that way.
Where?
Mr. Siri!
What are you doing here?
What you got?
Hmm...
Oh my god!
I think he got here once to kill us!
and we gotta get away from that ball I don't know what that ball is doing and I
don't know what to do about it yeah he was poor too I wasn't even worthy he was
pouring ugly oh we hate the pours and the ugliest ridiculous not a year like
two dollars worth of stuff I wouldn't even spit in his direction
okay just happened that he went to go ahead and whip out the old panic in no
big deal there no big deal that's where those shots come from you use that guy
on the other side of the building
to
I
Got a crowbar
Good job crowbar
You
Stop you're killing me
Nice nice nice you fucked up my heart. I got you you fucked up my arm you piece of shit
I'm out of meds I am officially I'm out of meds if I get shot again I'm I'm just oh my gosh
I thought you were the enemy. No no I'm on your team boss I'm on your team. We gotta find this guy that was shooting.
this point I think we do the quest I think I'm on your your page I don't know
it's your question twice it's you um but we already follow the signals we already
raven explored we need to place a center in the designated area on the room
that is that is don't we need to take that picture too reaching a picture of
of cryptic writings and limited right in front of us how do you know look at the
little camera next to the orange guy we wait over here coming
I
Mean
What is my guy fucking doing comes on us something's on us
You can have this you do this you do this yeah
We the killer thinks to be right over here
Oh my god!
Shoot something!
Shoot something!
Shoot something!
Shoot something!
Shoot something!
Shoot something!
I'm gonna get a high ground!
They don't care about my bullets.
They do not care about my bullets.
I'm gonna die now.
I'm gonna get him here!
I'm gonna get him here, I'm gonna get him here, I'll hit him with the crowbar!
That's not... that's not an option for me!
I'm trapped! I'm Johnny Dale!
I'm coming! I got you, bud!
Take that!
What's he?
Yeah!
Oh, what the hell?
These guys are strong! The crowbar doesn't get any closer!
these guys are strong I'm out of ammo I'm out of no too I'm out of the
pack bag we got to get a picture this thing was a picture thing
I don't know it's just all those people are moving this way what people what
people I mean would it be music shotgun oh my hair my hair get east but two
pictures of this thing okay if you take a picture these are the roof it says
three meters behind an arrow pointing up where it are you got that I'm gonna heal
I'll be up there soon I'm healing okay it's good and you say K to load bags
Whoever said that is a liar
He not didn't do anything in that fight peanut that help me say it. Hey, man
Yes, you got you got a dragon a little bit
You got, you got, you, you yank em, you can yank on em!
You can yank on their will-us?
Come with me pal, come with me buddy!
You come with me!
Wait, we gotta get up to the roof?
I see a ladder over here!
You come with me!
You come with me, you come with me, you bearded buddy boy!
You shit-
Oh, there's an extract right here too!
You gotta take a picture first!
I'm getting shot, I think!
Where?
I don't know what just happened to me.
What just happened to me?
What just happened to me?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I got...
Guys, we gotta get to this room.
Oh my god, there's a lot more!
Always get on job!
You've reached your voicemail box of a Jim Maff.
Please leave a message after the tone.
here.
Who did you get to this roof?
Got that roof.
There are no cross?
Oh, there's a ladder right here.
Where?
Right here.
Whoa!
There it is!
Good eye, Mr. Hodge.
Good eye.
How do we take a picture?
What do you mean we take a picture here, peanut?
The picture's on the other side of the factory!
No, all I know is right here is just three meters, or ten meters. Yeah, here, this is right here.
Our picture's must be different.
Oh, we didn't bring a camera. Oh, we have different picture places.
Say cheese!
Cheese!
What do you watch?
Where's down there?
Oh God!
God!
Hell yeah!
Alright.
I think this is the time to take a picture.
Let's get the hell out of here.
Hey don't wait, did you take your picture?
My picture's across but we only have like two minutes left to get out of the race.
have like two minutes left to get out of the race. How do you know? And it just came up with an alert
of five minutes left about two minutes ago. What the hell has happened to me?
We have three years to do the same thing. I think I should still do the zone like
those small... Hey P, look over here!
Mr. Hunt, what are you doing here?
Hanging around.
Who do I other quest? I hope I'm not distracted.
No, we don't have time. P, we're gonna get lost.
You can only switch from nearby interesting places.
Say what the hell is that?
God damn.
Let's get out of here.
Good work, boys. Good work.
Quality raid. Quality raid.
How many...
I think...
How many balls did you suck?
I got, uh... How many balls did you suck?
Instead at the end, but you skip through it. I got 52 balls
Good 52 balls. Thank you balls. We don't we the same number of balls
I don't talk about it. It's 52 right here. Look at it. They call some of the best
Sucking extraction shooters. We have got to be top ranked ball suckers in this game
I'm sure yeah, there's no way so does it start with more balls suck in that
52 balls suck that's crazy at some point you will reckon at some point you
just call us professional ball suckers some point exactly exactly ridiculously
easy elephant for even uncle yet so simple that's 26 we need 26 what don't
Don't tell me I'm suckin' balls for peanut.
Wait.
No, 52! It's a 52, right? It's a 52x52 times 52.
Chat's saying if you suck balls and I suck balls, it shares the balls sucking.
I'm not suckin' no balls and share it with another guy!
That is ridiculous.
Uh, no, I hate! No, I hate!
Mm-hmm. I'm gonna suck balls. It's gonna be between me and balls. That's it
Ridiculous you see you basically stole from me whoa
You stole from me if anything I sucked way more balls. You didn't do nothing. You didn't do nothing
What I suck balls a hundred all you did was sit there and watch me suck balls
You guys jerking off though
the screen. Scan the URL at the
top left of the screen. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank you. We
would never say anything that
would make you look bad. Never
ever. I return it on question
again. No idea. Walk up to the
Well, here we go, you know, you go to this this computer over here the replicator and you press report
That's not a ton of money. What I just said
Is there any way I can buy like a gun or something like a better gun with some attachment being some stoves or something
Well, you know, you can't buy you know, if you can't buy what bitches
Because you have none and you're never gonna get any
I don't know why I found it do not know gonna shop at the top left the snipers
It's $20,090.
This device gives you the access to the best
of all the agents and suppliers.
Here, if you see your hurt money,
you're in within an incident.
In this young darkness in exploring
as a model of menu,
through contracts and refined evidence.
Ha ha ha! Looks like you're not the alpha after all.
You're a good Shadoff.
I actually am the alpha.
You're not the alpha.
You're not the alpha.
I have abscess level.
Making the alpha wolf very angry just for kitten.
Well?
A-WOOOOOO!
You know what you have?
Access to little beta.
That's what you got unlocked.
What?!
You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Just a beta.
Just a beta.
You do not know what you're talking about.
How do I unlock the next level, beta?
She already there
Skip this requirement to unlock the monolith level spin tokens do not count toward the level unlock progress
I have 327 tokens
Successful raises an operator to so go sko
Successful raises an operator to airport and model it token spent. Yeah, how I get my little tokens
Because I can do those other two things but it says I need to spend a hundred feet model of tokens
But I don't have any model of tokens. Yeah, I don't know how to get me
Missions, missions, missions.
Missions, missions, missions.
Missions? Missions? Missions? Missions! Missions?
Well, here's a missi right here. Raid Explorer's Segal Style. Raid Exploration. I don't know how to do that.
find 80 open containers in sega so we go to sega skull what the hell did you just
call me I don't know I don't know I don't know
oh man there's a lot of different maps yeah there's a hundred different
matches yet yeah I see that now where do you want to go I need to go wait it kind
of looks like I have missions everywhere actually we would be going to next you
pick a map without taking five missions yeah I'm gonna be honest I've been
playing same app over and over again I'm down for anywhere choose another map
choose if it wants you what it is want to go to cargo you know it's got cargo
Oh, I've got place to protect the center.
Oh, it's temporarily unavailable for 17 minutes, boss.
We can go to military base silent observers.
Okay, okay, collective extract with 10 active matter
complete any operative objective during the raid
and complete any objective operative objective
during the raid.
You got this.
Three plus one, four of four.
So I do four of operative objectives and then one no 10 objectives objectives
Objectives and then I have to get 10 active matters. So it's here there. Let's get in there. You set the game already dead
You see the ready up?
We wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait don't start yet. Don't start yet. How many wait?
We got we make you pack all your bags
I did
I
Shotgun for the for the hoodlums good. I got a sniper for the other hoodlums
That's right
Prepare armor with everybody everybody. Oh my gosh
You don't you rush me?
I'm gonna rush you you take it forever
I'm just trying to do my best to perform at the top of my capabilities, boss
Put me in coach put me in are you ready boss?
Just give me one more chance boss. Just give me one more chance coach put me in coach put me in
Then they get in there
Okay, I'm in I'm in you ready
What I current magazine is empty thinking my sequence
We're not ready.
Now I'm ready.
Are you ready?
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Let's run!
That's your missing armor, kill me.
Kill me, please kill me.
Just kill me.
Kill me.
I've been really working out lately are we ready boss look at my camo gun check it out
I can't see anything in here, okay? Let's go
How can you see this door check it out?
How'd you do that?
You got to be cool. You got it. Oh shots. We check this out
All right, that's my next man
I'm sorry, that's what I'm trying to do.
Shot right below us?
Okay, okay, alright, right here, right here.
Alright, okay, alright.
I see something over here.
Oh, that's the car.
Is this where you hear the shots?
Or is it one of the, the shout?
No, no, there's two different groups of shots.
There were shots right in front of us.
I think I saw something.
I lost it.
I'm on the main road out here.
Wait, there's such a sound, such a sound, a good sound, the sound, the sound, I want to go to the sound.
I've got the armband on this, maybe, I don't know, maybe, maybe.
I've got the armband on this, maybe green, okay?
Maybe, I might also not have an armband on too.
Let's group up, let's group up, where'd you go?
I'm along this fence, about to go through the broken fence.
I'm coming back to you, you're about to see me, you're about to see me, go shoot, go shoot.
Right here.
here oh never mind hold on wait where are you hide would you know where are you
I don't know I don't know where you are you fucking what time you have a
sure time you that nope I'm gonna shoot one time you should what that was really
far away do we just come go I was going towards those shots I see the hole in
the wall I think that you were in. I'm right here to your right. There you are.
Let's go. I'll just go to these shots over here. Uh P, P, P, P. What, what, what, what?
There's the statue. I'm pretty sure the statue is going to follow us if we don't look at
it. No, it doesn't work that way. Watch. Turn around and then wait. Turn around.
Okay, maybe not let's go okay
How are we always lose to each other
What
Yeah, I told you
I
Don't know how it works
Thank you, thank you so much for the help
out of the house, I would see you smack with your crowbar.
Take that, Slaught!
You'll hit it like that!
You'll hit it like that.
You'll hit it like that, pushy-high, like that bitch!
I'm on the roof.
I'll hit it like that!
I'll hit it like that!
I'll hit it like that!
I'll hit it like that!
Strange objects began to appear around.
I marked them on the ground.
Oh my gosh.
You don't fucking statue came up here and whacked me!
I'm gonna kill him, I see the user's grenade!
Wait, you use the grenades to kill him?
You use the grenades to kill him!
Nice call, man.
Got him!
Oh!
That was my holy grenade.
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
What? What?
There's another one!
I don't have I don't have nothing for you. I'm out of grenades
That's really good. I just saw a guy get killed right next to me
I killed another
I
You know, I don't think I can watch I think they can
We're you see size? I'm up top of the building
Once down right here
The other one's in front of him. He was in front of you. He's typing in second. Are you fucking serious this stupid statue?
Oh, what the how do you get up here? I don't know. I have another day back up
I do
Hey
Oh, it's the last guy
In a month
I see I see a damn you. It's a rock
I'm gonna go down here. I'm gonna go down here
Oh my god, do these damn statues
I killed that guy as well. Oh no amount of grenades though by my great ages up in
I
Loot those guys maybe
Dude, I have multiple statues up here now this is ridiculous
He has a climber's backpack!
Nice.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Hello.
Hey, how are you?
I don't know what to do about these statues
I'm looking now you're good you're good you can look
No, I don't think so, boss. I fell off the roof.
Why would you do that?
I'm coming over to you.
What's that noise?
I have no idea. I just, I don't care right now.
Where'd my other backpack go?
I don't understand all my mags and missy. I thought I put a new backpack on but it's just everything's gone.
BUNS! BUNS! BUNS!
I don't think we're supposed to be at the military base yet. I don't think we could have this much.
You loot the people?
I gotta find my stuff. Can you see it? Can you see it?
Oh my gosh.
All my mags are gone. Oh wait, no, I'm stupid. They're right here.
But all my ammo's gone.
I turned it out of backpack and then my backpack disappeared.
Where did my backpack go?
Oh, shoot me.
Shoot me.
Shoot me.
Shoot me.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see my backpack.
Oh, you got it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you got it.
OK, I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
Oh!
God, don't worry.
I got it.
What was that?
What's up, this module?
Can you see it?
You see?
It was a visible man.
Mr. Invisible.
OK, I'm going to pack all my bags.
Can you see it?
I don't know what to do.
They're multiplying.
I have a grenade.
Where?
No, I don't.
I have an electric shaper.
That's something got a six. Well, that's just what I would agree was it's a ghost grenade
I'm looting boss
I
Those guys you're getting towards us
I
Know the signal again
Though Caroline checked every signal
Yeah, we're next to the main building I think that's where these guys are trying to go
Look on the map
in my balls wait no work we're leaving the main building
go back go back back to the main building quickly watch quickly
what I'm trying to win it's gonna be any second coming I'm coming I'm coming
I'm coming. I'm coming. Um, what's part danger is a project? Hold on now. Wait, what? Where
we doing here again? I don't know. They work together, click required items, a place to
make a table and rich, simple item. Come this way. Come this way. What's that? Which
Wait, what do you mean?
Are you here?
Is this where you went?
Wait, I'm second to spawns, I'm second to spawns!
Wait, you're shooting?
That was me shooting, I was shooting, I was the guy right next to us.
Watch, watch.
You need to collect and extract small invisible items.
And they make distorted in range too.
Oh.
Welcome sir.
Welcome sir, this is our auditorium.
I hope you find your experience here enlightening you to your packing peanuts maybe a walter
Let me know if you need anything out here whatever you need me
Oh!
Oh my god!
Ma'am!
Your husband is right there!
There's no need to get violent!
Please!
Oh shit!
Okay
I have me to yell at your wife sir, I'm sorry
Okay?
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
Oh it's not kind of me
Shit!
I'm professional
Are you fucking serious?
All right, I don't know what to do with these fucking statues
Now I got two of them trying to beat my ass
Jump just came in finger pop my asshole. I can't even turn around
I mean
I now have three of these statues beating my ass
I don't think I don't think we're built for this map agreed. I think you need like a hundred grenades to get out this map
agreed would you go boss let's see oh we can see each other on the map
I'm right here next to you there he is
oh there's a guy right here right here maybe we can get these guys to look at somebody else
They're like above us they're above us on this roof. How are you up there? I don't know
Hope right here
Are you
These statues can link my whole ass!
They can link my whole ass!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I'm never going back to the military base again.
Never, bro.
Never.
I hate that map.
ever in a million years. If it has a statue on it, I don't want to go near it. That is
terrible. I hate statues. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd rather have 14 bushmen flicking my
being that one stat you've fallen me
rather than I can't kill that was
terrible
I'm not ridiculous
oh my gosh that's it that's it
Joe you're cocked I whipped it out
holy is that a whole two inches how did
you what the how you carry that thing
around crew myself have you know it whoa yep no big deal you can skip you can
skip rope with that no big deal nice dude nice yeah I'll get my last mp oh no
I have seven more to be fine I'm gonna get my seventh the last mp5 out like you
do I should we go literally anywhere but military base literally I would rather
Do anything but go there again. I am it or we can go back to the JBS with a hundred bombs
Yeah, it's a possibility at least that statue
I don't hate it. I mean I have 22 grenades I can bring all 22 of them
You think we need 22 exactly if you believe more I don't know
I don't know, but that pain is the pain that I hope I never have to experience again
Wait let's
Wait hold on
wait
We just wait for the statues to stack
wait
What if we wait for all the statues?
To get like on top of each other and then throw one grenade
That's smart while they are continuously fucking our asses we can ask them hey guys
We're taking a group picture group picture
My wizards my wizards group picture quickly every hot lead same cheese and then fireball
We're born to take them come
We get a couple goodies
up
Poor goodies. Okay. Okay. Wait. How do you have grenades? I don't have any grenades. I just had a boss
So we are going back there or we are not going back there
the shop
the shop
genius
what?
check mail
Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.
What? What? What?
What?
The hell's happening over there?
Just enjoying
this nice music that actually matters
about us.
Oh.
Enjoy this nice music.
It is.
Let's just say centralating.
I'm bringing
five grenades.
I
Still don't see grenades
Probably don't have any
Oh, wait. Oh, I I
Am NOT
I gave my grenades I don't have the fishermen who didn't return
Like your dad um, yeah, I don't know my dad didn't fish
fish. He did. He did a Walmart just not for actual fish.
Let me wait. Oh, yeah. I had to collect it. In order to unlock grenades, I need to collect
and extract enriched chemical items in the Sogo screw, uh, ride or its variants, collect
and extract water samples. Today, Junior, take a photo of the overturned boat in the factory
and eliminate distorted on it.
Oh, it's Mikio Factory.
Where's, where's the factory?
All right.
Uh, all right.
I got great news.
What, what?
Factory is literally where we just went.
No, that was military base.
Oh, I'm stupid.
Let's go.
This universe, championy seven would be a Mickey Bud.
You're gonna do my name.
This year, about 77 one day, I'll make you mine.
You're gonna love me.
You're gonna love me.
You're gonna love me too.
If only you met me, you know I know you love me.
You just gotta give me a chance.
Just give me a, just put me in coach.
Just put me in coach.
Let me show you great time.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
Oh, it is cool. It's a cool game. The gunplay feels good. It's a little trippy. That's for
sure. A little trippy. But it's fine.
I can just find it in Ritz Maid in the game and extract it that I unlock names instead of doing the whole Christ line.
Is that true? Is that really how that works for you?
Yes, Maid haps. Yes. You unlock only graphing recipes.
Okay, okay, so we go in there and we start to get the enriched grenade and then we get trapped in grenades
Cool beans cold beans you got beans. They're cold beans
Dude that's enough dude relax stop wanting you ain't wanted for no good reason should be wanted at all
The Isle? I can't really play the Isleman sadly.
yes yes we are the sponsor we are of the sponsored
Get ready, get ready.
What the hell?
Yeah!
Oh my God!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Oh, no.
Oh, what the?
Oh, no.
Oh, what the?
Oh, no.
Here.
Whee.
Whee.
Ah.
Bing.
Yeah!
Yeah!
That'll help it on the big jobs.
By the way, how'd you get me to do this?
I got under say boss. I haven't said anything. I
Got nothing to say boss
Yeah, you know that you know that'll do it that'll do it. You know, I was just thinking I didn't even want that kid
I want that kid either
Yeah, I
Looked at that kid and I thought to myself. I don't want you
Please someone come over and put a 12 gauge in my mouth
Please, the second that we spawn in, run at us with your tongue out and fuck my ass, thank you.
Oh, we are so blessed with a blessing. What a great guy. What a great guy.
I was thinking when I brought that kid in, I said to myself, God, I hope a guy spins right towards us and unloads 12 gigs into my urethra at Point Blank Reigns over and over again.
again. Honestly, thank you. Thank you. Whoever that was, you make the world a better place.
I'll only be a second this time. Yeah, I'm only bringing it in. Be fine. Honestly, I'm ready. I'm
ready. Give me back. Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Put me back in codes. Give me one more chance.
one more chance is all I need
we take it we that guy didn't catch us off guard
he has been whining like you were a baby
I get some nice drinks
Yeah, a little bit
What's up with the box we're jumping the bugs where'd you go? Where'd you go? I went sound 10 pages sound. I see you. Oh
Yeah, I forgot map I can look you on the map
So first we have to do is go to, hey we got to take a photo, that's your first day of
taking a photo, okay.
I view all the scratch board and lock up the other stuff, oh my god!
I'm fine, I'm fine!
Good job, guys!
Oh, there's people already through the left.
I heard him shooting on that road same place we found him last time
We already took a picture here, I thought.
Wait, close, close, close!
I heard something running.
this way this way this way this way
that way I see die oh god god god
oh
You know as I was wanting to shoot this guy, I'm so happy
Are you okay? I'm dead
you know I was you know what I want that kid either I didn't want that kid either
me either that was a terrible kid now it's really time to get down to the
nitty-gritty now it is time to play the game oh yeah I'm doing it now
let me tell you I'm doing it now are you feeling it now myself a nice well
Gauge some bullets
And a bed kit and some armor
then
And we ride then we ride
Then we I ride I'm ready to go culture
I
Notice he is console players are killing them. No way we're getting to my dirty controller
I'm starting to think I just since his goodies
I'm starting to think I just got bad eyes because these guys they they run after me
They see me from across the map. I never see them
Well, he stuck up on me, and I actually didn't know there was a real person.
I said there's someone outside.
You said that, but then there was no one outside.
He came from outside.
Where else are you supposed to come from?
Okay, here, for the next raid, there's someone outside.
Okay.
In general.
Just in general?
It could be anywhere?
It could be anywhere. I'm not sure where we just let you know
Okay, all right, okay here we go here we go we go this one's the real one okay, this one's for all the marbles LG LG LG
Do you, I, when we spot the same spot, we should really okay with the picture again?
Yeah!
See if it didn't work the first four times, it's gonna work the fifth.
Do what they say!
The times, the times.
Oh, the picture's no longer over here.
The picture's not the other side of the map.
What a joy.
Oh wait, the picture's over there for me.
I'm gonna go take a picture.
Hmm.
It's over there for you?
Yep.
I forgot to bring extra mags I only have 30 bullets kill me that's okay. That's okay. We'll kill a guy and then take his ammo
oh yes the bees yes wonderful what a joy what a delight oh
Okay
Bees again. Oh, hey, what's going on me?
Oh, no, I'm almost out of bullets. Hey, I got a reload. I don't have extra mags
Oh the bees are back
I
Unload this man I have no way. Oh, I've completely forgot to bring extra ammo and extra mags
Yeah, I thought he was in his field but now I'm here to talk to him for the ease
Well, let's go get up. Let's go fucking die. Let's do it. Let's do it
We are moving on the move
You're not I should you know
Ah!
It's Tuesday, everything wants to kill us!
Oh, there's a machine gun! There's a machine gun!
Oh!
Oh my god!
What is he doing to my boss?
Oh!
Great session!
Great session!
and let me know them big jobs great session great side yeah yeah
yeah if there's any chance it was our fault we died no no way
Impossibly that's not stupid
Ridiculous ridiculous the no shot no time. No, it's whatever you do one week
It's great as that sounds
It's great as it sounds yeah, I'm deaf one more, okay
I
Revenge, oh yeah, I'm actually out of shotgun ammo. I've been plucking MP5 again. I will as well. Why not?
This is our game is John's I swear those last three was just fluke's I grade this hundred percent
I like it more than I know me to buy some I
Don't know I do not know
Oh, yeah, but 300
I will not let you rush me. I will not let you rush me
Shit
All right, I'm good ready to go all right. Oh
Uh, great news, fantastic news.
The map that we were playing on is now locked for the next 59 minutes, we can no longer
go there.
I didn't like that map anyway.
Me neither.
Let's go do it.
I'm gonna spend my money in the model shop.
Is your like character upbeat?
We're not waiting.
That's just little B, dad.
He bypassed, I spent 200.
He says I had to spend more of the tokens,
I spent 200 and he says I've spent zero.
We're having a great time boys, aren't we?
He says he works up, I leave behind only dissolved fabric
and a handful of work metal tools.
Nobody knows how to struggle the agency,
Suspects this is where the earliest encounters with a devourer before anyone knew what they were dealing with. I don't know what the hell that means
Well, I could buy another shotgun
Whoo
You hutch I have like beta
nice what the hell does that mean that means I get I get boys goodies fuck
yeah yeah
hmm yep ready up
Don't you, I'm getting the hang of this. I'm getting the hang of this. I understand it now.
Hell yeah.
I
Bob-Bob-Bob-Bob-Bob-Bob-Boom
Um
I
So
Huh
I can't see I can't see either boss
I said you choose a night time map I
Don't I don't know
Well, based on my data I'm collecting, let me look at my finger and put my butthole.
The wind direction is going to be about 20 miles per hour west.
Uh, yeah, this is a night time map, and we don't have flash time.
That'll happen.
This guy does over here.
Come over to me.
Come over to me.
Okay.
All right.
I'm just going to use the map to navigate.
Oh, never mind.
That's a ball.
That is a ball.
That's how you see anything.
I don't... I'm really just running in directions.
I truly have no idea where I am.
Let me show you the little map.
There you are! Hey, Oz!
Hey, boss. Oh, shit!
Oh, well, you ruined it. For a second, boss.
I
Me
Well, I don't have a pleasure my god
All right, maybe pleasant you've a pleasant it almost hey P
What's up?
I was coming after you. What if we just say this guy?
It's a great idea
I
See we go push those shots and just fucking pray. Okay. Hold on wait. Hold on wait a second
I know what to do.
I'm pushing those socks.
I know what to do.
I'm gonna cheat.
Do it.
Now that, it's finally we're on the same page.
Finally! Oh, I see him.
There we go.
You're in front of me, P.
Oh, yeah, I can kind of see that I can kind of see now
The rhyme from maybe
Who's ever in fart city?
I think I just knocked one
What is this you next to me? No
Pardon me who the fuck is that? I killed him that how was that guy?
Seen up with another guy
Wait what
This other guy and I was just walking together like a team for the last five minutes
I killed this guy over here, okay? Okay, I'll be right there boss. Good job. Okay. Yeah. Good job. Thank you. Thank you. Good. Thank you
I'm dead. Okay. Don't worry. I'm gonna suck some balls. I'm gonna get you back up. Okay, where'd you die?
Anything that doesn't kill us makes us stronger.
Oh
I don't know
Nice be
Is this you
I
Now it's gonna suck their balls, and I think I can
Their balls suck their balls. Do you have an M4? No
Why not?
Bring it you guys are stacked. Oh my god. These guys are crazy
Now I use diapers and I just my nightmares it I was going away. Yeah, I guess how much tonight is on it's on end
I'm gonna be honest night vision kind of looks worse than they don't have a night vision at all
I don't think any of these people are yours. Is this the way you died?
I don't think so, boss.
Um, are you sure?
I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Um, are you sure?
I find that easy for you too boys. Are you sure this is it you? I'm pretty sure.
How's sir? 50-50. 50 dollars? Check your map maybe.
He doesn't show you on the map. Oh yeah I'm fucking cooked.
right here
wait okay I'm taking the map wait where are you I don't know it was dark
um
no
I'm a yo you're David.
You can hear me.
Okay.
I can hear you.
Okay.
I think I have enough balls to get ya.
Make sure you loot the balls off those dead people.
I already got 26 balls, I can get ya 100% I just need to know who you are.
Yeah, P, I tell you if I knew boss, if I knew you'd be the first one to go.
you didn't know yes wait what would you wait wait wait wait hold on wait just wait
who are you it's gonna look sweet what is that this gun looks so wait it's got
I thought a scorpion nice oh wait a minute I'm gonna take this guy's gun just
put in your inventory the extra guns
and your backpack
um...
I think he's just trying to get an extra
except what you see by 54
I know it's not, but it's 9x9 team
hey what?
how does that make any sense?
wait
this gun looks nice
yeah I lost that one
the other game, it shoots really quick
This guy looks nice.
Big sloth armor?
Hmm...
Oh, he's got some crazy armor, too!
Wait, no, he doesn't have ceramic.
Isn't ceramic worse than steel?
Wait, can't check it because it keeps glitzing out
whenever I'm doing my thing.
Uh...
50% projectile damage.
This is 28%.
No, ceramic is stronger?
Okay, I'm gonna take his.
here we go what in the hell is yelling I don't know he's so angry at me
Wait a minute, I got my shot.
Now, now where are you?
I do not know still.
Nothing has changed for me.
Titan armor, wait that looks pretty good.
Titan armor?
Wait hold on, is Titan armor better than ceramic?
You got Titan armor better than ceramic?
It's titan's office sounds like it'd be fine the word titan just resonates with me. I mean
Titan the titan something something
Okay now, okay, where are you I believe it or not still have no idea
I still even now don't have a clue
You gotta be captain jet dead on a stack. You know where you are. I don't
Wait, guys, how do I find my bow the compass?
Yeah, I see there is something right here. How do I know this is you or not? How I check the name
This you I don't know I would have an MP5
I
Yes, that is me that is me with this with you the whole time is me did you lose me I?
Probably I think I lose you now. How I bring you back your mother fucker
Hold that for me and revive. I bought up my child bought up
It was be the whole time
Welcome back! Welcome back!
It's good to see you, boss.
I got absolutely stacked.
Wait, what happened to all my armor?
Well, you don't look like the right guy. This is you. Over here.
I stole your shit.
Hedge?
You took all of my Tide Armor!
You didn't think that they'd say, hey, peanut, Tide Armor? That's not familiar.
I didn't know I was being
And you want a visit you did the night vision yeah, please right here, please there you go this way is right there much
How do I turn it on hold down to be and it's the bottom right one oh
What I rebound by me oh for God's sake I
Rebound it
Haha.
Guys, why don't we either do a button for K, maybe K?
And we're nodded out of our minds.
Now give me but a moment, I'm going to have to put all the plates that you took out on
Myself and I'm ready
Please are raining am I bleeding I don't know I do not know
Yeah, he's just ready. He's ready. We're good. Are we good?
Yeah, I think I'm ready to go, boys. I'm ready to go.
Okay.
There's an extract right over here.
The picture isn't here, that map's stuck for an hour.
Holy shit!
Yeah, suckin' balls, suckin' balls.
Hey, I was sucking those balls. You stole the balls.
You're unsucking- These are my balls. These are my balls. These are my balls.
These are my balls. These are my balls.
Hey, get off my balls. I'm sucking these.
My balls.
Did you just want to leave?
Hey, God, how'd you- Someone's already been here.
There's dead people in- In unsucked balls.
Are you leaving? I'm leaving.
now I'm scared I'm scared of it you got this do you think I got how long
How long have they been on this game?
Where?
Where?
That'll happen on their big job.
To be fair, he shot me first!
He shot me first! He shot me first!
I was just returning the paper.
I was just returning the paper.
Mizzage?
Mizzage.
Pee, we have been dying for two hours straight.
That would have been the first straight I've survived.
This entire fucking time with something to show for it, and you just murdered me
Defending myself
You'd beat me
That was self-defense. That was self-push it
The jury's signing with me. I
Hate you, I hate you. I
I hate you and everything you love the right side of the school guide. Oh, fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you ridiculous
Ridiculous fuck you. I'm such was that your LG?
Is it your LG are you staying on?
Well, I was well, I this is a multi-partner stream
So I was gonna go do another another game. This is a multi-part stream. What do you want? What are you doing?
Well, I think we should probably close out the-
Oh, yes, go ahead. You go ahead for doing both of us. Go ahead, go ahead.
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Well, it's Jennifer's George and I second that.
Wow, man of many words.
Man of many words.
Peter of many words. Peter of many words.
Yeah, Peter of many words.
Okay, let me let me take the sponsor out of the stream title
and then we'll talk about what we're doing next.
Okay, all right. Okay. Okay. Uh, are we ready?
Uh, hold on. I'm taking it out. Hold on now. Let me take it out. Let me take it out. I'm taking it out.
Uh, see down here we go. Hold on down. Wait a second. Hold on.
Here we go. Hold on down. Hold on down. Almost done. Almost done.
All right. Okay. Do this. Okay. I was, I was gonna do a three-part scene tonight, Ms. Dutch. This was part one.
Okay. And part two, I was gonna play more like a serious game.
I was either gonna keep playing active matter or play war dogs or like talk
But something like that. Oh, and then for part three
I was your party game start with the trailer part game
Oh
I love I
Love I love I love I love I love the trailer part game
I
That game is so fun. I love it
I
Love it. You got to see that thing is a bang it. I already who mr. Doshness, but he is a
He's awesome.
He is the sockletease of our time.
Would you want to go straight into trailer park or you want to go do War Dogs first?
I would love to play trailer park right now but the problem is, is that I'm streaming
to one.
I can't really play trailer park for five years.
Oh man.
I feel like I would lose my mind.
Okay, where's the boys?
Who's all joining for War Dogs?
It was supposed to be me, you, gimmick, and then coconut
and her baby.
We're going to do a five man.
I know it's quite a bit of guys, but five man.
That's fantastic.
Well, how about this?
Here's my plan.
All right, I stand up, go take a shower,
go get myself dinned in.
OK, low hungry.
And then I'm mute up in here, and I'll be back in 30 minutes
to 45 minutes.
Would that work?
Oh, OK, sounds good.
Sounds good.
All right, wonderful.
All right, P.S., eat a little bit.
I'd see you in time.
Good bye.
All right.
Yep.
See you in a bit.
All right, chat.
W day.
W day.
Thank you again, Active Matter, for sponsoring today's stream.
That was, I haven't been beating like that in a long time.
Beating viciously, you know?
I just don't like it.
I enjoyed it.
I think, I'll say this.
They are different cuts for different people, right?
Different cuts of meat, different slices of pizza, all right?
For me personally, I think the game runs really well
and the gun plays really nice.
I, for me, I'm just not a huge PvE guy.
So like all those fights when bees came down and ate my ass
or when a random blob of air blew me 10 feet up in the air
while I was trying to fight another guy, or when those invisible zombies ran up and beat the shit out of me,
that made me want to die out of game.
Or the statues, seeing a statue, being like, oh, there's a statue here, and then there's two lying in the ground grown men on a building,
and they also made me want to die.
But the game felt good, and if you're into that kind of stuff, I mean, the game's fucking,
That's right up your alley mouse, you know
That's right up your alley. I definitely think that that game is gonna be like a slow methodical
Park off like game hundred percent
We we obviously weren't playing it the right way we would have moved a lot slower a lot slower if we were playing it the right way
100% 100% boy, that's it for me
different me I'm gonna go and
And say hello to my wife.
Go and give her a good, firm handshake.
And then I will be back on play with the boys later tonight,
definitely for Dawson's trailer park, probably later
for the War Dogs stuff.
But thank you, everybody, for hanging out today.
Thank you, everybody, for chilling for today's stream.
I love you very much.
Thank you all so much for hanging.
Go watch P. Go watch the fam.
And I'll see you guys tomorrow for the Sunday stream.
I'm going to try and get a group together for tomorrow
early evening, or late evening, Dawson Trailer Park.
I don't know if it's gonna happen,
but definitely watch it tonight with me and the boys.
It is so much fun, bro.
It is honestly a great time and a lot of fun.
Shout out, I appreciate you guys, man.
I love you, have a great rest of your night.
Go watch the homies, and I'll see you guys over
on the boys' streams.
Alrighty, much love, everybody.
Thank you, later.