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SQUISHY SUNDAY | BIG SQUISHY PROTECTS THE SKIES FROM INTRUDERS - GO BIRDS

09-20-2026 · 8h 04m

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[00:11:50] I'll be wearing a black jersey.
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[00:12:04] Good morning.
[00:12:06] Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.
[00:12:10] Badger.
[00:12:11] Badger.
[00:12:12] Go Beds.
[00:12:13] Go Beds.
[00:12:14] Good morning everybody.
[00:12:16] Good morning everybody
[00:12:19] Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning mother son of a good morning. Good morning. Sorry. I'm late an
[00:12:26] hour late. I haven't been an hour late in
[00:12:30] Fucking months, bro
[00:12:32] Then I'm gonna be real. I was exhausted after the trailer park, you know
[00:12:38] Guys, you know the trailer park
[00:12:40] a lot goes on in the trailer park. A lot goes on in the trailer park. A lot of things, you know.
[00:12:51] So much goes on in the trailer park. You got peanuts snitch on this guy. You got toast,
[00:13:00] double-agening me you got you know Gen G lighting up mailboxes oh gosh it's it's
[00:13:11] insanity 12 people in the court is a lot no I don't think told people in the
[00:13:17] courts a lot not not for something like that that I don't mind that at all that
[00:13:21] was a fucking blast only reason I got off last night was because I was
[00:13:24] legitimately exhausted I was sitting here in the chair I got voted off and
[00:13:29] I was sitting inside the pub, I was just thinking about myself, bro, I'm so tired, I got to get
[00:13:33] out of here.
[00:13:34] I was like, I got to get out of here, but I loved, I loved all those people.
[00:13:40] Those people are so funny.
[00:13:42] That was a great time, man.
[00:13:46] Leigh, you pick your own time as a streamer.
[00:13:51] You choose when you go live.
[00:13:53] This guy doesn't, he doesn't know what channel he just walked in.
[00:13:59] I had lost the control of this place a long time ago to the people who thrive in the chat
[00:14:06] Okay, I lost I've lost that power a long time ago. All right
[00:14:11] If I show up late to me times these people will start viciously slapping my titties and I'm trying to stay away from that
[00:14:19] You know
[00:14:22] Also no PTO
[00:14:24] Oh
[00:14:28] Man good morning everybody good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. I'm still waking up
[00:14:34] I'm still waking up. I'm still waking up
[00:14:37] Give me about the moment. Give me about the moment
[00:14:41] Let me get these all queued up
[00:14:44] All right, clip Q is now all pan. Post your clips in the chat game plan today
[00:14:50] um
[00:14:52] We're gonna play war dogs. We gotta go make money. I'm fucking poor
[00:14:57] Fat and then I'm hope
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[00:18:20] Here we are, to play some WoW, forever, that's what the-
[00:18:43] How'd you eat a burrito every morning?
[00:18:46] Do you never get tired of it?
[00:18:47] Brother, I'ma tell you something that you might just not know yet.
[00:18:50] Your boy is as close to full blown autistic as it gets with what he does every day.
[00:18:57] I could eat the exact same thing, wake up at the exact same time, drink the exact same
[00:19:03] amount of the exact same item every single day my entire fucking life and be okay with
[00:19:10] it.
[00:19:13] That is how I am.
[00:19:15] I'm like a dog.
[00:19:18] like consistency dogs like the same
[00:19:24] consistency I'm the same way bro give me
[00:19:29] a burrito in the morning some dino
[00:19:31] chicken nuggets give me a little
[00:19:33] Jurassic Park you know a little Caesar
[00:19:36] salad from Publix those from dino
[00:19:37] chicken nuggets in their Jurassic Park
[00:19:39] chat chat try it out you've never tried
[00:19:41] it try it out it's fucking goaded
[00:19:43] and that's all I need in life
[00:19:45] That's all I need!
[00:19:49] Do you think you have a shot at it?
[00:19:51] Command prompts?
[00:19:55] What?!
[00:19:57] Yeah, people are...
[00:19:58] Yeah, listen, I'm just gonna say it.
[00:19:59] Some of them know too much about the computer, bro.
[00:20:03] Hey Apple, that's crazy!
[00:20:05] I don't know what just happened.
[00:20:06] Let's try hitting it again. Sorry.
[00:20:07] I've taken it too long in between hits.
[00:20:09] The support, how's it going, brothers?
[00:20:10] AHHHHHHH!
[00:20:12] Obby is a 17 minute queue. Oh, let's go see what they all got here. Damn. Savics is good 2800 not bad summit beat me to
[00:20:20] Summit's plan. Oh my god. Wait, it's going down
[00:20:24] huh
[00:20:25] Why is it going down disconnect please disconnect please disconnect?
[00:20:30] It's it's
[00:20:32] Snowballing down here. If I play warlock rogues will
[00:20:36] To the moon. No, they won't no, they won't I'm pretty sure that no
[00:20:40] Well, SLSL is disgusting. You have no cloak of shadows. You just win every single time
[00:20:48] Choose your experience preset
[00:20:51] Select the starting experience for your art and interface settings. You can customize these settings later on
[00:20:56] Updated presentation with high visual fidelity and additional interface features enabled by default
[00:21:01] I don't know about the centralized screen layout, but I'm gonna go and answer now though. Oh
[00:21:05] Oh off it just I just dropped my phone and cancelled
[00:21:21] oh that was a monumentous hours okay everyone and their mom is gonna play
[00:21:30] Skyborn. Holy s**t. Huh? Yeah.
[00:21:37] Yeah. Not right now. I did.
[00:21:40] Yo, don't. Don't you ever. Use that voice when you talking like me again woman. What was that?
[00:21:48] You know, like.
[00:21:50] See? You'll wonder why I don't do it. I was in a good mood and I'm pissed.
[00:21:55] No, I'm just kidding. I love you. I'm just kidding. Wait come back. What come back?
[00:22:04] Okay, you can leave again. Yeah, you look pretty good.
[00:22:09] Dude undead paladin is crazy. Gotta watch you leave twice.
[00:22:14] Damn, this is tough, man. I'm not gonna lie. I knew I was gonna have a hard time deciding. It's only up to level 20.
[00:22:19] Yeah, true true true. I'm not like making a crazy decision here.
[00:22:22] Let's play warlock because I've already played a rogue all the way up to Spathatica's appeal. I mean get in before DC
[00:22:28] You're the only one in I'm the only one in
[00:22:31] You're lying. Okay. We'll just
[00:22:35] We're going rogue. Yeah, probably a DC right when I hit this
[00:22:39] How did you get in there's no way that nobody else is getting in right?
[00:22:43] You didn't read wait that's up
[00:22:52] Balm
[00:22:54] Yeah, yeah, yeah the tyrant bitch King is this what happened you guys you're sitting on this
[00:22:59] Oh, come on!
[00:23:01] Yes!
[00:23:05] Everyone's being f***ed with.
[00:23:07] But Summon's in!
[00:23:09] How, man?
[00:23:11] Are you kidding me?
[00:23:15] Oh!
[00:23:17] Summon's actually in!
[00:23:21] Burge and freed themselves of the Lich King's domination.
[00:23:25] World first?
[00:23:27] I'll look at this guy running around here. That's the real world-first Kelton
[00:23:33] World-first is like
[00:23:39] Sorry is watching summit I mean get let's watch this guy all the wow streamers are watching through you
[00:23:49] Everyone's watching summit. This is it
[00:23:52] It's the only streamers in LL and Rall in Labyrinth.
[00:23:55] Oh, it's so funny.
[00:23:58] Wait, is my, oh, it has my key points.
[00:24:00] Oh my God, my character.
[00:24:01] Yo, uh, where's, where's the Reddit posts?
[00:24:06] Where's the Reddit posts?
[00:24:09] About how World of Warcraft had such a long queue and how ridiculous that long queue was.
[00:24:18] And how it was hours long.
[00:24:20] Where's those posts at?
[00:24:29] Oh the separate
[00:24:32] Got it turns so fast
[00:24:34] Doesn't have my key points, but it has some of my key points because I don't know it doesn't
[00:24:39] Yeah, but that's not the point that's not the point the point is is that a massive company like Blizzard?
[00:24:45] Can't hardly get a
[00:24:47] A drop right even if there's hundreds of thousands of players playing that just shows you the level of difficulty it is from a triple a studio
[00:24:57] And people were given bulkhead absolute hell for not being able to do it with 400 or 250,000 players.
[00:25:07] I'm just saying, you know, call the spade a spade.
[00:25:10] It's paid at little group call with all the wild streamers. We're all talking some it's the best wild streamer
[00:25:16] He's just the night. He's just the best
[00:25:19] Savick says he's watching summit crying
[00:25:31] That's fine
[00:25:34] Only summit would be the world's first in the world of Warcraft and
[00:25:38] And know that everybody is a stream open and is watching them and he's changing his fucking key buttons. I mean my god
[00:25:46] Okay, let's roll
[00:25:49] Poor guy feels so rushed. I'm sorry. I'm sorry on the boat activated. I apologize guys. I apologize
[00:25:54] Son monk enable mouse sense. Is that what it is?
[00:25:57] It's it seems okay for now. Maybe a little fast like summit is not a typical
[00:26:02] He does play wow, but you know not a full-time wild streamer and there are so many people
[00:26:06] people that are just wanting someone to f***ing play.
[00:26:10] Play the game, I don't want to play the beta, I'm living through you, I'm living through
[00:26:13] you.
[00:26:14] So much of WoW sweats are living through someone that doesn't play the game that much.
[00:26:17] Imagine how f***ing angry they are.
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[00:26:58] That was pretty solid.
[00:27:00] Thank you!
[00:27:01] Man of many words.
[00:27:02] Peat of many words.
[00:27:04] I'm working on the air.
[00:27:06] I'm a professional.
[00:27:07] I'm a professional.
[00:27:07] I'm a professional.
[00:27:08] I'm a professional.
[00:27:11] I'm a professional.
[00:27:13] Helicopter, helicopter!
[00:27:15] No, the gun.
[00:27:25] Do you guys trust me?
[00:27:27] Gentlemen, do you trust me? Yes or no?
[00:27:33] Okay, stay in for landing, no matter what you think is going to happen.
[00:27:38] Hehehe
[00:27:56] Good night
[00:28:00] Good luck
[00:28:08] I
[00:28:18] Could do that I
[00:28:22] Could do that
[00:28:26] Thank you fancy or something you take you go over something yeah, right I
[00:28:34] Did that I've done that for years
[00:28:36] You know I invented that the z-hook what was it again j-hook
[00:28:47] G yes
[00:28:50] The G is simple wait till you learn about the Y
[00:28:55] The f hook
[00:28:58] L hook
[00:29:01] ABC the e of G hook you just you know
[00:29:04] You don't know I'll teach you guys I
[00:29:08] Tell I know it's a time of year again with the clothes you get the alarm more more red neck you start sounding
[00:29:14] That's a bad something bitch. I got right there. That's 52 inch cut on that one bit about to get all around there
[00:29:18] Go around that you'll cut that grad grad ain't gonna have a chance. I get on in my fucking
[00:29:23] He's talking too fast ain't no redneck talk that fast
[00:29:27] No redneck talk that fast the only redneck that we consider rednecks
[00:29:32] But ain't rednecks that talk this fast is Louisiana. That's it the bayou
[00:29:38] And we're talking about the Louisiana the part of Louisiana that is as close to the French Cajun
[00:29:46] The real Louisiana's know what I'm talking about the French Cajun where they just speak fast and it's just straight Jimbrish
[00:29:56] French oh, let me give you some American lore you didn't know and in Louisiana there was a
[00:30:01] Back in the day, an incredibly high density of French speaking Louisiana people.
[00:30:09] And that French has slowly turned in to the Louisiana slang that we know of now, called
[00:30:15] Bayou.
[00:30:16] Bayou slang, Cajun slang, that's where it originally came from was French descendants
[00:30:23] coming over, coming to Louisiana, teaching their youngsters French and slowly but surely,
[00:30:31] You know, the younger generation stopped speaking it, but they kept that Cajun slang.
[00:30:36] Little did you know?
[00:30:38] Not everybody in here is fucking American, jackass.
[00:30:41] We got some people from Europe who don't know about culture here.
[00:30:44] Okay, we gotta tell them.
[00:30:46] Eh, we gotta tell them. All they know is about beans on toasted shit.
[00:30:50] Speedy emoji.
[00:30:51] Speedy emoji.
[00:30:52] It was your idea!
[00:30:53] I was in a coma!
[00:30:56] I'm dead.
[00:30:57] Retarding.
[00:30:58] Oh, Justin, it's not really PC to say.
[00:31:01] Retarded? Who's retarded?
[00:31:06] They need to unlock the modding community on this game like Arma does.
[00:31:09] Just let them. Let them.
[00:31:11] Could you imagine? Like imagine Arma without modding.
[00:31:14] It should be a dead game.
[00:31:16] But the modding community just keeps...
[00:31:18] It's just like free development all the time.
[00:31:21] Game would be ruined if that happens.
[00:31:23] That's it.
[00:31:25] Because every game that unlocks modding is it fails Dave Z failed
[00:31:32] That failure of a game minecraft ridiculous don't listen to these streamers
[00:31:43] Anybody who thinks that modding is bad is an absolute idiot armor reforger just posted a tweet
[00:31:48] Okay guys now you're gonna have to post it about how you got hot still guys
[00:31:53] GT online and everything is wrong Daisy literally was an armor mod so it's
[00:31:59] better what else you guys give me the best one that says please God please look
[00:32:04] look let me show you let me show you get it let me show you okay let me show
[00:32:10] you let me show you what I was talking about
[00:32:14] What is the uh what is the official armor is it just armor platforms is that what the
[00:32:28] oh here it is this tweet right here
[00:32:33] aiming speakers trends are coming from the same place you see war dogs is based on an armor
[00:32:38] three mod called king of the hill and the people who made that mod have been involved with
[00:32:41] war dogs from the start. But when you really look into it, war dogs is just one example of
[00:32:45] games stemming from armor. DayZ is the one everyone knows. It started as an armor 2 mod before going
[00:32:50] standalone and then birthing the genre of PvP multiplayer survival games. But during that time,
[00:32:55] a name you may be familiar with, player unknown, created a mod for DayZ mod called Bar-O-R-L,
[00:33:00] which then led him to console of H1C1's Bar-O-R-L mode, before finally making
[00:33:03] which again is one of the biggest games in the world now or biggest categories
[00:33:10] VR's.
[00:33:10] There's own game PUBG which was a huge success and was the moment when the
[00:33:13] battle royale genre truly blew up. That's when Fortnite Battle Royale came into existence.
[00:33:18] But it goes even deeper into the game. One of the largest games in the world.
[00:33:20] GTRP as we know it today stands from armor. No pixel.
[00:33:23] Armor RP? I played some of that Atlas Life.
[00:33:27] The biggest GTRP community was originally an armor life RP server. And once
[00:33:31] role-playing has existed for years, the version GTRP became with its jobs, its economy, and
[00:33:35] its cops and civilians came straight from armor life.
[00:33:38] All of this to say, I think armor is the most influential game franchise of the last 15
[00:33:42] years.
[00:33:43] The real question though is what's next?
[00:33:44] Could we see another big armor?
[00:33:46] So I'm gonna say this, number one, the fact that they somehow linked this to armor,
[00:33:53] being the most influential, no, no, no, you're modding community.
[00:33:57] You don't get to take credit for that.
[00:33:59] built you sold the land that's it you own the land and you sold the land the
[00:34:06] land is the coding your modding community built the kingdom you had the land
[00:34:13] your modding community a bunch of people none of us know the names of other
[00:34:18] than player unknown majority of them we don't know the names of but I think in
[00:34:22] time they'll come out as fucking big dogs like they have been but I mean bro
[00:34:28] Modding modding not only saves games modding brings games to the next fucking level
[00:34:33] I mean bro. Look at even games like fortnight. They brought modding in where people can make their own servers now. Those are blowing up people are
[00:34:43] Majority of the time I see a fucking fortnight tick tock even though I'd never watch them
[00:34:47] They're always of some modded map and somebody doing some fucking
[00:34:52] I don't even know what my craft one of the biggest games in the world nothing
[00:34:56] but mods roblox one of the biggest games in the world i think the biggest game in the world right now nothing but mods
[00:35:03] You know hashtag stolen. It's just it's just that that that is
[00:35:09] That's the way to do it these big companies don't have the time to make all these ideas
[00:35:14] But when you have thousands of people just trying to make games that they enjoy or mods that they enjoy
[00:35:21] For people who enjoy the same things. That's
[00:35:23] That's when you start hitting perfection
[00:35:26] You know, that's when you start hitting a level of
[00:35:29] Gaming and having a good time that these triple-a companies they just can't they can't appease to
[00:35:34] They don't even get to play the game majority of the time
[00:35:37] Probably real majority of the time these developers hate their own fucking game
[00:35:41] And I don't mean hate their game as then they don't like what they made. I mean hate their game
[00:35:46] I mean imagine I
[00:35:49] Don't even know how to say it. I mean it's the same. It's the same shit
[00:35:52] Imagine you're a teacher, and then right after you get done teaching, you have to go to class
[00:35:59] and then be a student and listen to other people teach you. Imagine you were a doctor, and every
[00:36:05] single time you finished being a doctor, you sat in the room and watched other doctors, doctor,
[00:36:10] on your same tools. You know, you just, you get to the point after you put 10,000 hours into
[00:36:15] a project where you just kind of get tired of that project. I think that's what kind of happened
[00:36:20] in the key to, you know, he made Tarkov, he put in 25, 30, 40,000 hours in creating that
[00:36:27] project, even probably more, 50,000, I mean, how could you still enjoy something after that
[00:36:33] much time in it?
[00:36:34] I mean, that's, that's a level of, of insanity that I don't think any of us can really
[00:36:40] try and understand unless we lived it, you know, that's why mining is so great.
[00:36:47] They take that 50,000 hours, they put 10,000 hours and critique things that they would
[00:36:53] love and enjoy in games and then they make an awesome product.
[00:36:58] I don't know why games don't lean into modding communities more.
[00:37:02] I think it's they don't want to see what they built change, but at the same time,
[00:37:10] who gives a fuck?
[00:37:12] I think war dogs should open that shit up as soon as freaking possible
[00:37:16] I mean imagine war dogs opens up the modding community on their game and next thing you know
[00:37:23] We're getting an escape from Tarkov with war dogs mechanics and gunplay
[00:37:28] We're getting BRs with war dogs mechanics and gunplay. We're getting
[00:37:32] Survival zombie shooters with war dogs mechanics and gunplay. I mean bro, that could be legit
[00:37:38] It's hard to use the Isle as an example because it doesn't pull 200,000 viewers, but I agree.
[00:37:53] where'd you go? where'd you go? the aisle sucks bro, mods, mods, ban that fucking guy,
[00:38:14] How dare you? How dare you? How dare you? How dare you?
[00:38:20] Build us up for additional contacts.
[00:38:31] This game! What is that hit? Get out of my-
[00:38:35] War Dogs didn't make any new mechanics your cope is strong.
[00:38:39] You do realize King of the Hill, which is the game mode that all of us are playing, the fundamental way that War Dogs works.
[00:38:48] They invented an armor and then took that and made their own game behind the King of the Hill. You do realize that, right?
[00:38:59] The three teams fighting for pulling shit, you realize these guys are the ones who invented that on armor.
[00:39:08] Let's not cope, that's facts!
[00:39:18] Let's not cope!
[00:39:20] You're so wrong!
[00:39:22] WHAT?! How am I wrong?!
[00:39:32] No they didn't!
[00:39:36] What the fuck?
[00:39:38] Okay, how? How did they die?
[00:39:44] That's only one death, but ye.
[00:39:53] King of the Hill has been around so much longer than War Dogs. Yes! Oh my God! Yes it has! And the people who've made it work with the War Dogs!
[00:40:03] We talking about
[00:40:12] You know shit no, I
[00:40:16] Box
[00:40:21] Why are we watching a clip of me shooting my shower, I'm sorry
[00:40:33] out of that drips strip and got loose on corner exit and gave the 12th the bottom.
[00:40:37] Out of the 12th just needs to get three or four sets of corners to continue to roll the bottoms.
[00:40:41] See if he can get inches away past the 77.
[00:40:44] He made another left turn!
[00:40:46] Oh no!
[00:40:48] Hosoba has turned Blady and put him in the wall!
[00:40:51] Oh, I'd be pissed.
[00:40:54] Oh, I'd be pissed.
[00:41:00] Wombosh!
[00:41:01] Wendy on the bottom slides up in front and then the postmort tries to cross him over and
[00:41:09] They both try and enter the corner at the same time. Whose fault was it?
[00:41:13] Whose fault was it? I'm gonna be honest. I think it was kind of that blue car's fault
[00:41:17] He was getting beat. I like to get another shot at that. He was getting beat
[00:41:21] He's back. I made a good play and he cut right in front of him
[00:41:31] Womp, and then this guy tries to come back.
[00:41:34] Absolutely, the crossover's coming, Blaney tries to defend by moving down.
[00:41:38] Hosevra has two choices, lift direct to 12, and he took the choice of I'm gonna push the
[00:41:42] 12 around.
[00:41:43] The 12 absolutely changes lanes.
[00:41:46] Yep, he goes in the inside and 12 tries to cover it.
[00:41:50] We'll smell ya.
[00:41:51] We'll smell ya.
[00:41:52] 70 slack
[00:41:58] wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait okay he didn't win I was about to say if
[00:42:03] he won 2 holy shit
[00:42:07] I'm colored blind I couldn't tell
[00:42:22] I'd put my bank account that a slur was slung, no doubt.
[00:42:47] Now let me ask you a question in NASCAR, if something like this happens, do people get
[00:42:56] suspended or no?
[00:43:03] Can they duke it out or is it just fines?
[00:43:06] They just get fined?
[00:43:08] What's the fines like?
[00:43:39] and this is how things ended post-race
[00:43:47] oh he's stuck oh fuck yeah
[00:43:52] oh fuck yeah
[00:43:55] oh shit he fucking smoked him
[00:43:59] getting uh nascar does not
[00:44:01] damn bro you get pitted and you get
[00:44:04] stuck twice
[00:44:05] i want me on this side person can you
[00:44:07] Can you come over here, please?
[00:44:08] Thank you.
[00:44:09] It's the rules.
[00:44:13] Carson Blaney told the radio folks
[00:44:15] that he wanted to go have a discussion with you,
[00:44:17] have a talk with you.
[00:44:18] Did that look like a talk coming?
[00:44:19] I don't know.
[00:44:21] I mean, I thought he,
[00:44:22] I mean, I wasn't trying to reckon
[00:44:24] that just looked like to me.
[00:44:26] I got a run and it kind of went left.
[00:44:29] He's spawned and I spawned.
[00:44:31] So, I mean, there was a whole lot of talking.
[00:44:33] He just kind of like said one thing
[00:44:35] and then went after me.
[00:44:36] I was going to take it.
[00:44:38] I mean, that was fun with a 54.
[00:44:40] I mean, I got ran into a lot for the win.
[00:44:43] I mean, that was for a second, and he must come fight.
[00:44:47] So I don't think anybody's left behind me.
[00:44:49] So they got an old school Bristol show here.
[00:44:52] Yeah, when they put your face up there,
[00:44:54] you got a lot of cheers, and you were working this time.
[00:44:56] No!
[00:44:57] Anti-Blade, it was probably, I think,
[00:44:58] after watching, right?
[00:45:00] Yeah!
[00:45:02] Fuck yeah.
[00:45:03] Fuck yeah.
[00:45:05] I'm talking about.
[00:45:06] Do you see where the-
[00:45:07] I-
[00:45:08] Are you the hobo?
[00:45:10] Yes.
[00:45:12] But the hobo's crossed off.
[00:45:22] One second.
[00:45:24] HUNCH IN THE SPRINCH!
[00:45:27] Do you see where the-
[00:45:30] It's bad.
[00:45:31] I'll hold on.
[00:45:33] Yo Pete and Chet, Pete my full-
[00:45:34] Pete my full body.
[00:45:35] look look look look what do you think
[00:45:40] what do you think that bro bro bro this tell me that bro tell me that this is
[00:45:49] altered is that a real picture well he really is three foot eleven I mean he's
[00:46:00] never beating the allegations, you know. I mean he is straight up five foot two on a like we're
[00:46:09] talking on a good day on a tall on a tall day. I didn't realize that Nick was this short, you know.
[00:46:21] I mean, he re he shit, ah, yeah, goodness gracious.
[00:46:34] You can honestly almost pick him up and throw him around, you know, he's built for chicken
[00:46:40] fights in the pool.
[00:46:47] He can be a running back, but in a dwarf league, you know.
[00:46:56] He's someone you send in, and those like laser rooms, and he doesn't even have to duck.
[00:47:04] He contemplates using the doggie door every time he walks through his regular door.
[00:47:14] And he watched Lord of the Rings and saw all the hobbits walk into their houses he thought
[00:47:18] that they were mansions.
[00:47:23] Frodo is actually related to him.
[00:47:26] Through blood.
[00:47:27] Alright, I'm done.
[00:47:29] If you're having trouble leveling up Recon and War Dogs, let me show you how to do it.
[00:47:32] I gain massive amounts of XP and money just by using the spotter scope.
[00:47:37] Here's the secret.
[00:47:38] When the match starts, run in by a parachute and your spotter scope and that's it.
[00:47:42] Then run in by a small chopper.
[00:47:43] You're going to fly into the zone before anyone else.
[00:47:45] Don't wait for anybody to get into your chopper.
[00:47:47] Just fly straight there.
[00:47:48] You want to be there first.
[00:47:49] I know it might seem like a dick move at first, but having a good recon in a perfect
[00:47:54] position, scouting the map, is better for your team than flying a few people into
[00:47:57] zone with a small chopper.
[00:47:58] You're going to want to land somewhere off-center with a little bit of elevation.
[00:48:03] As the enemy choppers fly in, mark every chopper, mark everybody jumping from the
[00:48:07] chopper.
[00:48:08] You're going to gain massive amounts of EXP and money just by doing this.
[00:48:12] best to keep retreating into cover. Don't stay exposed for too long. This info is
[00:48:15] gonna help your team out and make you a lot of money and a lot of XP. You'll
[00:48:20] learn over time which spots feel relatively safe and when they don't feel
[00:48:22] safe you'll retreat back. Like here I had to retreat back to this roof because
[00:48:25] that spot just wasn't safe anymore. I started marking the green team. In the end
[00:48:29] both enemy teams ended up growing too powerful on the map so my spot just
[00:48:32] wasn't safe from any direction. I did end up with 60 assists and 100,000
[00:48:36] in cash from one life. And if you died in this room, holy shit.
[00:48:40] I can only buy a spotter scope and a parachute don't even buy a chopper rinse and repeat if you're having trouble
[00:48:47] I
[00:48:48] Catch you butt naked with a spotter scope out. I'm a beat the fuck out of you
[00:48:52] You know Isaac Dakalul night and free to pedophiles guess the classmates
[00:48:58] What what this is the way files
[00:49:04] I
[00:49:06] Last name is that
[00:49:10] If you find a turn in your mouth.
[00:49:13] Oh, wait, I didn't realize the first name.
[00:49:16] Oh, God, you just made me say something bad.
[00:49:19] I only heard the last name.
[00:49:20] Oh, God.
[00:49:22] What the hell did you just make me say?
[00:49:24] I think Habibi told Fetus to call the cops on himself
[00:49:30] for something that isn't what he is
[00:49:32] so that he wouldn't get arrested
[00:49:34] but would be eliminated from suspicion
[00:49:37] because Habibi would know.
[00:49:40] who ended up being who ended up being the other stitch on this run who was the
[00:49:54] other snitch it was steak again did they win or did they get them they got
[00:50:10] Fuck yeah, this family tonight
[00:50:17] No
[00:50:21] Let me tell you Habibi as much as I want to play Jenga with you and your family which I'm sure is the certified only game your family
[00:50:27] Plans and it's very good at it
[00:50:29] I
[00:50:37] Times a ticking you know, I mean especially for a baby time is I mean we're I mean guys
[00:50:45] We are a ticking time bomb for cancellation. You know
[00:50:51] We are a ticking time bomb for
[00:50:54] cancellation. I mean it's gonna happen. One of us is going down within the year for sure.
[00:50:59] For sure. Luckily for us we really cover every basis with our group.
[00:51:06] You know? We got people from everywhere and we're making jokes about everybody.
[00:51:11] But there's gonna be somebody who just came home from a protest, just combed
[00:51:17] their blue hair back, put their pitchfork in the cabinet and they're
[00:51:22] gonna see a clip and they're gonna go I want them to go down you know it's gonna happen ninja
[00:51:33] could be ninja he checks the boxes he does check the boxes but I've you know
[00:51:40] It's gonna happen. I mean they're trying right now the forces are too strong. I don't know if anybody you know
[00:51:53] Has the amount of soldiers they need? I will see
[00:52:03] These are my favorite things
[00:52:10] He'll gotta try hard.
[00:52:13] Hey, what's going on everybody?
[00:52:15] For First We Feast, I'm Sean Evans and you're watching Hot Ones.
[00:52:18] It's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings.
[00:52:20] And today we're joined by Shane Gillis.
[00:52:22] He's a stand-up comedian whose latest special Beautiful Dogs is currently streaming on Netflix.
[00:52:26] Check out Matt and Shane's secret podcast, Wherever You Listen, and he has a brand
[00:52:29] new comedy series, Tires, which is likewise streaming on Netflix and breaking news.
[00:52:33] Bro, Shane Gillis really did just kind of pop off, huh?
[00:52:38] Holy shit.
[00:52:39] season already picked up. Congratulations on that, Shane, and welcome to the show.
[00:52:42] Thank you very much.
[00:52:43] You strike me as a guy who can throw down on some wings.
[00:52:46] How are you going around hot sauce?
[00:52:48] I can definitely throw down some wings, but I don't think I'm gonna do great,
[00:52:53] and I'm truly nervous. I don't know why I did this for real. I mean, you're great.
[00:52:59] Well, there's no turning back now, Shane. Are you ready to get started?
[00:53:02] Yeah.
[00:53:04] Would you guys do this would you guys do this
[00:53:25] Okay
[00:53:27] It's great.
[00:53:34] I told you.
[00:53:36] No, I'm not watching this.
[00:54:27] Oh my god, oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's that name I just saw?
[00:54:47] Yeah, were you flying that helicopter bitch pussy was that you
[00:54:53] someone was impersonating me oh oh yeah okay I believe you yeah right buddy you
[00:55:08] can't fly with a fucking shit oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
[00:55:22] Okay, it does not help that I was the very next clip doing the exact same thing
[00:55:39] Why can't I ever win you know how many of you would say it would be wouldn't even give it a little sip
[00:55:45] like the fact that you won't even put your lips on the rim and just do like a
[00:55:52] little a little a little thing I mean it shows that you guys have the taste buds
[00:55:57] of a child there's a war dogs achievement called clean sweep when a match
[00:56:05] without the other team scoring any points it looks like this that's
[00:56:07] probably the hardest achievement to earn I would say we're starting with the
[00:56:11] first one you crashed this shit we're up
[00:56:14] one zero
[00:56:16] North East
[00:56:19] that's insane
[00:56:22] did they one shot this did they one shot this
[00:56:27] lots of people tower two I'm one HP
[00:56:31] you're gonna finish them off
[00:56:35] green green green bridge
[00:56:40] Kill one
[00:56:50] Dude they are all over this holy shit. There's two little birds on sale. Can you kill that guy?
[00:56:56] Can't get it?
[00:56:57] I can try try try to get it
[00:57:00] He's dead he's dead. They're both dead
[00:57:10] The red egg recedes right here.
[00:57:14] The red egg recedes without the danger, you gotta believe it.
[00:57:19] We got one green.
[00:57:30] Hunter zero zero baby!
[00:57:34] All we needed to do was lock him.
[00:57:36] There's a war dog's achievement called Clean Sweep.
[00:57:39] Win a match without the-
[00:57:45] Jesus Christ!
[00:58:02] I'm almost back, guys! I'm almost back! Don't worry, you're fearless.
[00:58:05] Oh, God! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me!
[00:58:08] I can't!
[00:58:08] Put me!
[00:58:09] Put me!
[00:58:09] Put me!
[00:58:10] Put me!
[00:58:11] I told you, you couldn't do it.
[00:58:17] Oh man.
[00:58:20] What are we doing?
[00:58:21] I don't know.
[00:58:22] Water!
[00:58:24] I'm bad at this.
[00:58:27] Yeah, how do I throw a nade?
[00:58:29] How do I throw the nade?
[00:58:33] Unpin and then how do I throw?
[00:58:38] I'm one of those fuckers and I would like to revive I will be $5
[00:59:07] that is racist sir that is a racist statement sir I demand a revive as
[00:59:17] compensation oh oh you need to be in my ass after I listen to a tactical strategy
[00:59:24] you guys are developed an 80 year old mistake still sits frozen 110 meters
[00:59:32] down. It's standing almost upright on the bottom of a French alpine lake.
[01:00:02] Oh
[01:00:32] I REMEMBER THE CHAMPION! I AM THE CHAMPION! I AM THE CHAMPION!
[01:00:41] PvP is part of the game, brother.
[01:00:45] It's not, though.
[01:00:46] See, that's why you're looking.
[01:00:48] What do you mean?
[01:00:49] I'm not wrong.
[01:00:50] Unless, uh, you are wrong.
[01:00:51] It's not an aggressive-based match,
[01:00:53] because you can shoot them.
[01:00:54] PvP is part of the game.
[01:00:57] Let him know!
[01:00:58] It is part of the game.
[01:00:59] Let him fuck it down!
[01:01:00] You can't tell me PvP's not part of the game.
[01:01:12] It's a PvPVE extraction shooter.
[01:01:15] It's not part of the game.
[01:01:17] If it wasn't part of the game, I wouldn't be able to shoot you in the face right now.
[01:01:21] You're definitely retarded.
[01:01:22] You don't even understand the words.
[01:01:23] No, you're a whining bitch.
[01:01:24] Shoot me again, boy.
[01:01:55] I
[01:02:06] Check out you realize that you ran your chopper into my
[01:02:11] Are you are you slowing the dead are you slowing the dead move your heli
[01:02:18] Oh
[01:02:49] Yeah, you can revive those guys
[01:02:57] Oh my gosh
[01:03:18] Is this what it feels like when you guys watching me fly the heli? Be honest.
[01:03:33] Lie to me. Fuck it. Fuck it. Lie to me. Just lie.
[01:03:41] No.
[01:03:42] Thanks Chad! Thank you! Thanks guys.
[01:03:48] How many more of you are there?
[01:03:53] What are we doing here?
[01:03:58] Bonnie's here boys!
[01:03:59] Come in the courtyard!
[01:04:00] Jesus Christ!
[01:04:01] Chris, 6x6.8?
[01:04:02] Let me know what you think of that then.
[01:04:03] Jesus Christ. Chris, 66.8. Let me know what you think of that thing.
[01:04:20] We've got the double action on single action.
[01:04:24] Wait, isn't this the guy who, like, walked into a hotel with a bunch of terrorists and put them all down?
[01:04:31] now this is that this dude right here
[01:04:37] fuck yeah
[01:04:38] uh... fuck yeah
[01:04:48] allegedly
[01:04:49] chris
[01:04:50] allegedly
[01:05:01] Why do you have so many guns?
[01:05:04] Oh what the fuck you have a gun!
[01:05:15] They told me Trace stands up.
[01:05:22] Nah, he's cooked, he's cooked, he's cooked.
[01:05:32] All right, enough clips, enough clips, enough clips.
[01:05:35] W clips, hey, give yourself a round of applause, gentlemen.
[01:05:38] Give yourself a round of applause.
[01:05:41] Good clips today, good clips today, quality clips today.
[01:05:45] Great work.
[01:05:46] Great work, good work, quality clips, great work,
[01:05:49] good work.
[01:05:50] Good work, good job everybody, good job.
[01:05:52] HACHI!
[01:06:03] HACHI!
[01:06:12] Hachi's a monster at flying.
[01:06:14] flying. Oh, see, you see, you see him turn his head? Here's
[01:06:27] me. He hears me. He 100% here's me. Oh, you saw him look.
[01:06:38] You saw him look. He's hearing me. He's here.
[01:06:44] I
[01:06:56] Oh shit much is calling I knew it I knew he'd hear me I knew he would hear me
[01:07:04] Yo, if Hunch wants I'm gonna leave this game.
[01:07:06] KAAAAAAA
[01:07:12] Yo, go, uh, go Hunch's court.
[01:07:14] Yes.
[01:07:16] Take your time.
[01:07:18] Yes!
[01:07:20] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
[01:07:24] I knew he would hear me.
[01:07:26] You gotta commit to the craft.
[01:07:30] KAAAAAA
[01:07:32] well well well what's up what are we doing good morning Sam good morning
[01:07:41] did you could call when I got in here because it can pull you cut out yes I
[01:07:45] did oh yeah my mic is peaking I was trying the bird calls in the chat I was
[01:07:51] trying to mimic a Norwegian herring so I was trying to mimic
[01:07:58] Let's try and mimic it.
[01:08:01] I'm probably playing with Damon. I told him to join here, but I think he's in the middle of a fight.
[01:08:05] Karma.
[01:08:06] I told him I'm gonna leave this game because we're winning 73 to 5 to 1.
[01:08:09] 17-time Call of Duty Pro, known as one of the greatest of all times.
[01:08:14] Optics Jewel. Optics Hidden Emerald.
[01:08:18] The DB5.
[01:08:20] I guess he can come and join us.
[01:08:24] You know, his skill may not be at our level.
[01:08:28] That's right.
[01:08:29] But, we will allow it.
[01:08:32] Oh, I see Niko infinite in the chat.
[01:08:35] Niko, would you like to join as well?
[01:08:38] Another pretty good player.
[01:08:40] You know, not on my level.
[01:08:42] Decent, decent.
[01:08:43] It might be at your level, but not at my level.
[01:08:46] No way, Jose.
[01:08:48] I
[01:08:53] Sim have you missed me? Oh, absolutely brother. Oh
[01:09:00] Sorry, I want you to know I I only have 70,000
[01:09:05] Okay, hey that's better than the 20 yesterday
[01:09:09] Yeah, better than the 20. Yeah, could be worse. I need to make chat. How much is it to unlock the havoc?
[01:09:18] I need 500,000 oh my way you have to buy the helicopter yes and you have 70k
[01:09:34] ah dude we got to get you some money I I need money boss because I want that
[01:09:41] habit on my team that's what I want to be that English guy that was spawning in
[01:09:46] nine of them every every second you know I want to be that guy people are
[01:09:55] saying recon do I want to be a pussy no you're not a pussy hutch you're not a
[01:10:00] pussy apparently there's that thermal recon thing that's crazy that I've been
[01:10:06] seen on like Twitter and shit but where the hell is karma Symphony leave the
[01:10:15] game. Leave the game. Damn it. Also, Sam, how long are you going to be on today? Do you
[01:10:25] have any golf?
[01:10:26] Well, I messed up my hamstring, so.
[01:10:30] Wonderful. This is great news.
[01:10:32] No, I have no excuse in the chat.
[01:10:34] No sponsors.
[01:10:35] Okay, you don't have any, you don't have any sponsors.
[01:10:38] No sponsor today and a fucked up hamstring.
[01:10:41] You don't have to walk your gerbil?
[01:10:43] Uh, perhaps a goldfish.
[01:10:46] Okay, there's not a gerbil.
[01:10:47] There's not a family of four that needs your help.
[01:10:50] As of right now, no, but you never know, you never know.
[01:10:55] So you're going 12 hours a day today, wonderful.
[01:10:58] That's right, right, right.
[01:11:01] So this is our plans today, Symphony, okay?
[01:11:04] We're going to be playing this until we want to kill ourselves in game.
[01:11:10] Then after that we're playing Dawson's trailer park probably around like four o'clock. Are you in?
[01:11:22] So there I'll be off shooting by four o'clock. I'm no what why put it a long day today
[01:11:30] How about a sub goal? What if what if we what if your community hit a sub goal? Would you stay on later then?
[01:11:36] I
[01:11:38] Will be off stream by four o'clock dude. I'll be watching some football on the couch and it's gonna be great
[01:11:43] But I'm sure you're gonna have a great time. Yeah, do you not love your community sim?
[01:11:47] Oh, I got on at six this morning. You're just now getting on up, you know, I was up till 2 a.m.
[01:11:54] Playing with fucking peanut and I've done that the last four days in a row
[01:11:59] I streamed 11 hours yesterday two hours of a sponsor went and hung out with my wife
[01:12:05] gave us a dapper up and said hey baby I'll see you tomorrow with backup stairs
[01:12:10] and played fucking war dogs from 8 p.m. to 9 p.m. then I would play Dawson's
[01:12:16] trailer park from 9 30 to 2 a.m. get off my deck wait you ready to play the game
[01:12:23] is it good what Dawson's trailer park yeah it's fucking electric oh shit it's
[01:12:30] legit it's so much fun it's among us but with rednecks and you live in a
[01:12:35] trailer park. Oh shit. Okay. That's kind of cool. It is awesome. Oh,
[01:12:40] karma. Hey karma. Oh, there we go. About fucking time. I'm sorry
[01:12:46] about that. I'm trying to convince symphony to put in the
[01:12:48] 15 hour day. Oh, all right. Karma, how long are you going
[01:12:53] to be on? I don't think I'm going to do that. How long? I
[01:13:00] don't know. Would you want to play Dawson's trailer park
[01:13:04] today. Dawson's what is it? It's among us. But with rednecks and
[01:13:11] crashing.
[01:13:14] So when when you when you trying to do it? I don't know. I
[01:13:17] thought I'm trying to figure out with Sim. I was gonna do it
[01:13:19] around four. But since he's getting off and for because
[01:13:22] he's a pussy.
[01:13:27] Um,
[01:13:29] yeah, I like ideally, I'd probably get off at like six ish.
[01:13:34] Kill me fucking kill me. All right
[01:13:42] Symphony is a fucking kid. What is going on man?
[01:13:46] You were supposed to be streamers was supposed to love what we do guys. He's supposed to be
[01:13:57] I put the code in nevermind
[01:13:59] It's really horrible. We've been doing this shit for for decades brother. You're new to this shit. I you're new
[01:14:14] Well six years six years
[01:14:18] Six years, bro, you sure it's sure but after fortnight type was already down dude. You're new here, bro
[01:14:24] Yeah, dude
[01:14:26] Shit dude put that shit on a cracker dude
[01:14:30] I'm in queue one at the right now. I'll back it out back it out fuck that server. So I'm not gonna go this one
[01:14:37] Hey, hot child is getting a shoe site this morning
[01:14:42] Oh, what I advertised their cheats. Oh, that's fantastic. That's fantastic. Do you think he's found his dad yet?
[01:14:49] Do you think? Oh?
[01:14:52] Still no. Yeah, yeah, that'll happen
[01:14:56] We know why he left. We know why he left. Red team!
[01:15:00] Oh shit, let me join, let me join, let me join!
[01:15:07] And I'm in.
[01:15:11] Fuck green!
[01:15:12] Oh, dammit, and I already leaked the server.
[01:15:16] Oh my god.
[01:15:19] Are we back in?
[01:15:20] No, fuck it.
[01:15:23] No, honestly, when you leak it, you shouldn't even say...
[01:15:25] Hey, you weakens
[01:15:29] Fuck you have we considered that we consider fuck you my new streamer here. Are we considered fuck you have we considered it
[01:15:36] Hey, hey, I wish you would all right
[01:15:43] No, bro, if anyone takes my business in the helicopters, I'm crashing into him. I don't care that only have 60,000
[01:15:50] All right, so the goal is your actual goal today is get 500,000 so that you can buy this out after yes
[01:15:56] Any way possible. I don't care if my stream hates me and his board. I'm making 500k
[01:16:03] So I need you to be in my helicopter at all times. Okay, did you guys leave or no?
[01:16:10] We're in the new server. Yeah, the red one. Yeah, yeah, my party
[01:16:17] I want to be hide
[01:16:19] don't get in with him don't get in with him get in with me I'm stuck in the
[01:16:26] hell don't get in with him get in with me he's a haven and a piece of shit don't
[01:16:30] get in with him we'll go Bob three in this helicopter guaranteed everybody
[01:16:37] I have 60,000 and I'm depressed everyone in wait for me wait for me. I'll wait for you
[01:16:49] Fuck you good
[01:17:01] Everybody in everybody in we're leaving now
[01:17:07] Get the fuck out of the way!
[01:17:09] Get it out of the way!
[01:17:11] Everybody in, don't get out!
[01:17:13] No, no, you get back into your sniper!
[01:17:15] Hey!
[01:17:17] Get the fuck out of the way!
[01:17:19] Get the fuck out of the way!
[01:17:21] Get the fuck out of the way!
[01:17:23] Stop getting out of that helicopter!
[01:17:25] I'm losing all my business.
[01:17:27] I am stuck in your alley.
[01:17:29] Thank you.
[01:17:31] Everybody in!
[01:17:33] Everybody in!
[01:17:35] Alright, I'm in now. Everybody in. Put Plaster Clans down. Lock in.
[01:17:42] Make sure you have your parachutes. We will crash.
[01:17:45] We will not crash! Gentlemen, welcome into my heli.
[01:17:53] My name is Hutch, Captain Hutch, for short. We're going to be flying at around 3,000 feet.
[01:17:58] I need all the money possible, so please for the love of God, kill everyone. Lock in!
[01:18:04] Yes
[01:18:17] Don't listen to him he won't pay you
[01:18:28] We're going to the hot zone boys we ain't pussy
[01:18:34] What the fuck is this dream time?
[01:18:37] What the fuck?
[01:18:38] Everyone dropped out of the heli already.
[01:18:40] Okay, bye guys.
[01:18:42] Motherfuckers.
[01:18:44] Alright.
[01:18:45] Great job, Hutch.
[01:18:47] How much did you get for that?
[01:18:48] Tim K?
[01:18:53] After all is said and done, I have $1,200.
[01:18:57] I'm a millionaire.
[01:19:00] I'm a millionaire.
[01:19:04] I don't know what I'm gonna do with all this money
[01:19:12] Symphony please kill a hundred people. I'm not kidding you. Hey, can I tell you something Symphony?
[01:19:18] If you find anyone else's helicopter other than mine today, I'm gonna fuck you. Okay, so don't you dare
[01:19:27] Don't you and if I catch you I'm putting you in time out in the discord
[01:19:32] I'll move you channels, and you're gonna have to go sit with some other people, okay?
[01:19:37] Okay, yes sir.
[01:19:38] You're only flying with me today, I need all those assists.
[01:19:42] I got you, bro.
[01:19:43] All right, wonderful.
[01:19:45] Wonderful.
[01:19:46] Jack, can we, uh, can we guarantee that when I, when I drop off these ammo pallets,
[01:19:58] do I still get assists for kills?
[01:20:01] for ammo yes that's what I thought okay good all right making sure making sure
[01:20:20] Make sure
[01:20:32] Got lay on his dick over there. No one's killed him yet
[01:20:47] You're doing
[01:20:50] Alright, if you guys weren't here yesterday, we are less than half a way from having max-level
[01:21:14] helicopter helicopter.
[01:21:18] We are unlocking the havoc today gentlemen if it fucking kills me!
[01:21:48] Ooh, he's sitting me down the wall!
[01:21:58] Oh my, oh my, it ain't me, it ain't me!
[01:22:18] Yeah, up there. Second floor a lot.
[01:22:23] Where did all of Hutch's money go?
[01:22:26] Are you pocket-watching me?
[01:22:34] Really?
[01:22:35] But don't you gotta lay on your Jimmy Johnson
[01:22:38] in order to shoot that sucker?
[01:22:43] Yeah, all my money's caught up in investments.
[01:22:45] Yeah, true. This is true.
[01:22:47] True and real.
[01:22:54] Bullseye.
[01:23:00] Love that about you, whoever you are. Love that about you.
[01:23:05] Hunch's money diminished like his MLB career.
[01:23:17] really on the on the Lord's Day you're gonna say that to me on the Lord's Day
[01:23:26] on the Lord's Day what the hell with the people from these cases that works oh
[01:23:37] I'm eating up I'm at Golden Corral for XP right now gentlemen and I love you
[01:23:44] both. I love karma more. I love you both. That's what I'm talking about. Like, keep that guy
[01:23:55] cheating. There's a jeer in here. Yeah. Yeah, you dirty cheater. You dirty cheater, filthy
[01:24:09] darty cheater
[01:24:12] the blue team that one day was right
[01:24:15] but she should be legally allowed to cheat
[01:24:26] should be legally allowed for you to take growth hormones even at twenty six
[01:24:29] years old you sure fuck
[01:24:32] should be legally allowed to take a look
[01:24:34] it is legally allowed to even make a sense you dumb fucking idiot
[01:24:39] I'm still delivering ammo guys. Don't worry about me. Y'all are doing great.
[01:24:57] that's not a good drop that's not a good drop shit that'll happen that'll happen
[01:25:20] He doesn't read kick chat.
[01:25:22] Hey, dumbass!
[01:25:24] All the chats are in the same window.
[01:25:27] I read all of them the same now.
[01:25:29] You can't even say that.
[01:25:31] Stop laughing, Marks!
[01:25:43] Wait, Hutch can read?
[01:25:46] Count your days. All of you count your days. Count your days. Please God don't!
[01:25:58] Oh
[01:26:12] Don't let me down
[01:26:18] I'm still eating up boys y'all are doing great out there. Oh fuck yeah
[01:26:28] All right, we gotta pause the music so we don't get the MCA.
[01:26:43] We're doing great right now.
[01:26:45] We have incredible pace, incredible pace.
[01:26:57] gone
[01:26:59] um oh no under that like guys guys guys guys they took our tower the blue team
[01:27:10] took our tower they see gotta get me this guy's guys can't send it there dad
[01:27:16] Yeah, there's a green guy who's across the road.
[01:27:21] Yeah.
[01:27:23] Where'd you die?
[01:27:24] In the bus, like, Depot.
[01:27:29] Is there like a screen guy on map on this?
[01:27:31] Yeah.
[01:27:31] One thing to do.
[01:27:33] It should be on the rise.
[01:27:35] I think my teammate just cut him.
[01:27:37] No, no, no, he's still alive.
[01:27:41] Only one thing to do.
[01:27:43] Hello, R.S.K.S.
[01:27:46] we will flush these heathens out don't worry about nothing hutch has this hutch will
[01:28:01] I am not poor. I'm just not rich. Yeah.
[01:28:29] please god please please please god son of a bitch please god take back the
[01:28:48] tower please god oh tower two that's where we're hitting
[01:28:56] That's a shit here, dammit
[01:29:16] Well, son of a bitch
[01:29:18] BITCH!
[01:29:20] Thank you.
[01:29:24] Please, mind you, oh, that's cute.
[01:29:26] What the fuck?
[01:29:33] I'm gonna go check this.
[01:29:37] You're still working on it.
[01:29:44] You're kidding me.
[01:29:48] I
[01:29:55] This guy's in all the fucking games from the other day, I swear wait which guy which guy what's his name?
[01:30:01] Dr. Z
[01:30:03] Yeah, dr. Z's one of them is one of them. You're being a freak over here. I'm just gonna give up nice
[01:30:10] He loves me
[01:30:12] He wants to fuck me
[01:30:16] He loves me
[01:30:18] He thinks of my body at night.
[01:30:23] Oh my...
[01:30:26] Watch your language, Symphony. No cursing.
[01:30:29] Fuck you.
[01:30:33] Get down for me.
[01:30:39] Does anyone know if a train exists?
[01:30:43] Train?
[01:30:44] Yes. On the game. I'm sitting on a train track.
[01:30:48] No, it's gonna hate you or something.
[01:30:50] I'm moving so fucking fast!
[01:30:56] One nine eight two.
[01:31:01] You last night you right, you're not saying.
[01:31:06] Oh mate.
[01:31:07] I'll come back over there.
[01:31:09] They definitely are spawning there. There's no way they're running from that forest.
[01:31:18] Yeah, I think you're right. There's got to be a van back here, some shit.
[01:31:48] not a good one not a good one we need to go a little bit farther a little bit to the
[01:32:03] right
[01:32:04] I
[01:32:13] Watch this
[01:32:21] Oh
[01:32:29] Yeah, oh, yeah, baby. Oh
[01:32:32] Oh yeah.
[01:32:40] I can't really kill them.
[01:32:42] There you go, this one.
[01:32:43] This lucky might be clear over here.
[01:32:48] I'm gonna fly above it and see if there's anything there.
[01:32:54] There's a lot of kills to be had if we can zone it in.
[01:32:58] A lot of kills to be had if we can zone it in.
[01:33:02] All right, we haven't lined up well.
[01:33:12] Oh, baby.
[01:33:15] Oh, baby.
[01:33:18] Oh, that's beautiful.
[01:33:20] Oh, that's beautiful.
[01:33:22] Oh, no.
[01:33:25] Baaah!
[01:33:26] I don't think so.
[01:33:27] I don't know.
[01:33:28] No farther.
[01:33:29] And then, little closer.
[01:33:34] That's just jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
[01:33:47] And then a little to the left.
[01:33:49] We're a watch this one this one's for the people
[01:33:59] Fuck
[01:34:19] Shit!
[01:34:24] No closer.
[01:34:27] And then a little bit.
[01:34:37] Oops.
[01:34:39] You suck!
[01:34:41] Shut up!
[01:34:43] I feel like I could just straight shoot these. I don't feel like I don't need to shoot this
[01:34:55] high up. What do you guys think?
[01:34:58] Oh beautiful.
[01:35:04] BANG!
[01:35:07] Now we go big left.
[01:35:11] I
[01:35:20] Rapid shoot them can I like watching them fly boss
[01:35:36] That might be killing notes in this
[01:35:41] Okay, we need to go right.
[01:35:49] Just a little bit far.
[01:35:55] The good news is, is because I suck, they don't really know that I exist.
[01:36:03] They think I'm bored.
[01:36:06] Did you consider that?
[01:36:13] Oh, baby!
[01:36:26] Motherfucking shit!
[01:36:36] We got to start landing these we got to start landing these jobs we got to start landing them
[01:37:06] BOOOOM!
[01:37:19] Outplayed, outmaneuvered, outclassed, out I.Q.
[01:37:36] This is going to hit the respawn car and I'm going to be a multi-billion there.
[01:38:05] Oh, that's perfection!
[01:38:19] That's perfection!
[01:38:24] Dang!
[01:38:29] RAID HELL! RAID HELL!
[01:38:34] GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! We found it!
[01:38:38] Little higher.
[01:38:47] FUCK!
[01:38:50] DAMN IT!
[01:38:51] You might as well watch it now.
[01:38:58] Ah, man.
[01:39:13] Fucking useless fucks on our team.
[01:39:20] I think it is providing people for it.
[01:39:31] He's not talking about me, boss.
[01:39:34] He's not talking about me.
[01:39:41] I'm in $200!
[01:39:43] Oh yeah
[01:39:49] BOOM!
[01:39:50] There's a one guy in there.
[01:39:53] He's been in here all day.
[01:39:55] He's just fucking in the cabin.
[01:39:58] He might actually outruns though, I don't know.
[01:40:01] I made it for that other mortar!
[01:40:07] I'm gonna kill him or murder!
[01:40:17] Which house is he in?
[01:40:20] He shot me from like the way you're looking.
[01:40:24] This guy's playing like it's real war.
[01:40:32] Is that him?
[01:40:34] Nope, Sea Dragon.
[01:40:38] Got him as I am. Oh what the hell? I think I had a GL
[01:40:44] Yeah, you got real quicks you got to kill this guy sir
[01:40:59] Listen listen listen don't doubt me just yet. I know you're thinking I know what you're thinking hutch
[01:41:04] We're making money. This is an $8,500 investment after ammo 11,000
[01:41:10] Watch me work. Watch me work. Watch me work
[01:41:19] Yes guys, no it makes complete and perfect sense that the guy who I'm not even
[01:41:25] Shelling
[01:41:26] Grown his car across the entire map in an SUV and C4
[01:41:31] to kill me instead of doing literally anything else in the game. That makes
[01:41:36] perfect sense! He's not sniping, he's just an incredibly intelligent military
[01:41:42] trained professional. Okay?
[01:41:49] Of course it is worth traveling six kilometers across the entire map to my
[01:41:55] exact position it was in two minutes that is obviously he's just a genius now
[01:42:08] lock in
[01:42:25] Watch this shit.
[01:42:55] I mean, I'm fucking terrible.
[01:43:14] I'm fucking terrible.
[01:43:17] How did I miss that guy?
[01:43:20] We go back, we heal up, we come back.
[01:43:23] We go back, we heal up, we come back.
[01:43:28] I am terrible!
[01:43:33] Tactical retreat.
[01:43:37] Tactical retreat.
[01:43:53] Bro, it's just, it's very hard for me to circle.
[01:43:58] I don't know how you guys circle so well.
[01:44:02] I truly don't.
[01:44:04] Circling is so difficult for me.
[01:44:07] I can, I can get where I want to be and I can aim and I can shoot whatever I want to
[01:44:11] shoot for a short period of time, which is why I, I'd like to think I'm okay with
[01:44:15] the rocket heli.
[01:44:16] But the problem is the rocket heli is virtually worthless when it comes to making money
[01:44:22] unless you're killing spawn, spawn cars.
[01:44:26] This is the moneymaker, if you can actually utilize it.
[01:44:52] Where is this dog?
[01:45:09] We're going back.
[01:45:13] Going back.
[01:45:15] I have armor.
[01:45:22] Going back, going back.
[01:45:32] All of these problems are solved when we have to have it.
[01:45:35] We got to make 500k.
[01:45:37] We must.
[01:45:49] We must.
[01:46:08] Right mouse fire!
[01:46:38] Actually, no fucking way!
[01:46:56] There is no fucking shit!
[01:46:58] I didn't die!
[01:47:05] I did nothing.
[01:47:07] I did nothing.
[01:47:09] I did nothing and the entire blue team is sitting in their base fucking my ass.
[01:47:14] Oh my gosh.
[01:47:16] I have an idea.
[01:47:18] Hear me out?
[01:47:19] Yes, we just lost 10,000, but there's no way in this world that we lose another 10.
[01:47:29] Zero chance whatsoever.
[01:47:33] Zero chance.
[01:47:36] This is a hutch guarantee to work, hutch guarantee.
[01:47:43] A hutch guarantee that this works.
[01:47:47] 100%, there's not a doubt in my mind.
[01:47:52] There is an doubt in my mind that this doesn't work.
[01:47:57] Watch this shit.
[01:47:59] of this man imagine if that random dude with C4 didn't travel across the map and
[01:48:14] blow us up bro imagine how much money we'd be making right now shelling that
[01:48:18] blue base. Honestly, I should have just bought another arty.
[01:48:32] You worked it off!
[01:48:48] Oh, yeah, perfect sense.
[01:48:50] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, perfect sense.
[01:48:52] There was not one anti-air literally in the game.
[01:49:21] I pulled out the other helicopter, and then the second helicopter.
[01:49:27] Now there is two guys in SUVs with anti-air missile launchers on both sides of their fucking
[01:49:34] power on our side of the map.
[01:49:36] Shat!
[01:49:37] Somebody please fuck my ass.
[01:49:39] Anyone?
[01:49:40] Anyone?
[01:49:41] If you guys wouldn't mind.
[01:49:43] If you guys wouldn't mind, could you fuck my ass?
[01:49:49] Did you mind?
[01:49:50] Holy fucking shit.
[01:49:56] I'm in prison.
[01:49:57] This game is a prison to me.
[01:50:00] This game is a prison.
[01:50:01] It's a prison.
[01:50:05] This game is equivalent of being a prisoner.
[01:50:12] that prison called and on the island. Alcatraz! It's a prison on Alcatraz!
[01:50:42] I will not be hitting any IED's. I am a genius. I do not travel on the road like you peasants.
[01:51:12] Oh, what a joy green team just pulled out an artillery tank. What a joy. What a sweet the light
[01:51:24] What a sweet the light what a sweet treat what a sweet treat
[01:51:28] Are we in a good spot yet? I think we're about to be. Oh, we have completely taken the blue
[01:51:43] tower. Nope, we are on the outside of the blue tower. Don't worry boys! Don't worry!
[01:51:52] I WILL KILL THEM ALL!
[01:51:57] Right here...
[01:51:59] What is this?
[01:52:04] Okay, didn't tell me.
[01:52:05] Stabilize?
[01:52:11] Don't worry boys, Hutch is coming!
[01:52:15] What was it last time?
[01:52:18] Chad, do you remember what it was last time?
[01:52:20] 20 other...
[01:52:22] Oh
[01:52:38] Holy shit
[01:52:52] Don't worry boys, back up is coming!
[01:53:07] Let's go!
[01:53:14] Bang!
[01:53:16] Bang!
[01:53:18] Bang!
[01:53:20] Bang!
[01:53:26] Is that you, Gerret?
[01:53:28] Oh, I'm here, baby!
[01:53:30] I'm here in the best of ways!
[01:53:32] Bang!
[01:53:34] Oh, my god.
[01:53:36] Bang.
[01:53:46] Okay, alright, so let's go ahead and ask question too.
[01:54:11] Alrighty.
[01:54:12] Here's the green base.
[01:54:15] In order for him to come and find me, he would have had to fly right past here.
[01:54:23] He would literally have had to have flown past Karma in order to find me, who is also
[01:54:31] actively shooting.
[01:54:33] So explain to me why he would fly past karma, past karma, in a respawn truck and come straight
[01:54:45] to me.
[01:54:46] What was his name?
[01:54:49] What was his name?
[01:54:52] What was his name?
[01:54:55] What was his name?
[01:54:58] What was his name?
[01:55:01] Chief. Wait a second. Is this Tater like GTA RP Tater?
[01:55:13] It's not him.
[01:55:30] Who killed me?
[01:55:31] Big Chief!
[01:55:32] Big Chief!
[01:55:33] Big Chief!
[01:55:34] Big Chief!
[01:55:35] Big Chief!
[01:55:36] Big Chief!
[01:55:37] Big Chief!
[01:55:38] Big Chief!
[01:55:39] It was salty swamp, no it wasn't.
[01:55:46] It says on the right, you guys are a bunch of fucking idiots.
[01:55:59] How does salty swamp shoot me when I fucking died to a rocket?
[01:56:07] Are you guys stupid or something?
[01:56:09] Now everybody shut up and let me report this guy.
[01:56:13] One moment.
[01:56:14] Where's his name?
[01:56:20] Um, reason?
[01:56:25] Other.
[01:56:29] This man is a piece of shit.
[01:56:37] I don't know why, but he has ruined my life.
[01:56:47] I heard that he enjoys throwing puppies off of bridges.
[01:57:01] I also heard he goes to the homeless and steals from them.
[01:57:14] One time...
[01:57:15] What was that?
[01:57:16] One moment, sorry, writing a report.
[01:57:18] One time he adopted a cat from a shelter and then took it to another shelter and gave
[01:57:38] it up.
[01:57:39] Take it to another shot.
[01:57:43] Now that should get the point across.
[01:57:49] Who the fuck revived me?
[01:57:51] I'm stuck out here now you jackass!
[01:57:59] Huh, wow, Damon, Karma is still shooting by the way.
[01:58:20] After all this time, Karma is still, still allowed to be shooting without getting his
[01:58:30] booty cheeks clapped viciously.
[01:58:33] Oh, hey fish.
[01:58:38] Thank you for the ride.
[01:58:48] How's the war going for you?
[01:58:52] Profitable.
[01:58:55] I wish I could say the same. I'm down 3K.
[01:58:59] Not a try.
[01:59:18] I'm sorry.
[01:59:44] Okay.
[01:59:45] Alright.
[01:59:46] All right, all right, all right, okay, okay, all right, that'll happen to the best of us.
[01:59:59] I should get something to say to you.
[02:00:01] Yep, yep, what's going on?
[02:00:03] You are the peanut of war dogs, we have to collect loot to play with you.
[02:00:13] I didn't think I was going to hit rock bottom on this game, but we are here now.
[02:00:43] we have hit rock bottom and that's we're gonna have to work through it but don't
[02:00:57] think it can feel worse than this I really don't
[02:01:02] Yep, yep, yep, broke hutch, love ya hutch, it's an honor to play in the match with ya.
[02:01:16] You guys are on the other team and my name's not even hutch, my name is olive, how do
[02:01:22] you know you're in here, you piece of shit!
[02:01:27] I'm gonna fill your coffee.
[02:01:29] No, I didn't spill my coffee.
[02:01:31] What?
[02:01:37] What do you mean I spilled my coffee? How?
[02:01:42] No, I had this unit bring me a napkin for my burrito, and it was greasy.
[02:01:47] I used the washcloth, yeah.
[02:01:52] Don't snatch it out of my hand.
[02:01:54] What are you trying to fight?
[02:01:56] Put him up.
[02:01:57] No.
[02:02:00] Nope.
[02:02:01] It was, I was bluffing.
[02:02:03] Did you know?
[02:02:04] Fun fact of the day.
[02:02:06] Did you know?
[02:02:10] Lost what I was gonna say.
[02:02:13] I had it and then I lost it.
[02:02:15] I think he meant to say it.
[02:02:16] I love you too.
[02:02:20] Who said that?
[02:02:22] Shut up, Ginger.
[02:02:25] Sorry, you had to hear me sling it. I'm not gonna let him pass with that
[02:02:33] What do I buy what do I buy just go a little bit here a little bit there
[02:02:42] Anyone got a couple quarters I can borrow to help me pay for this kid. Anyone got a couple quarters
[02:02:50] Anyone got a couple of quarters
[02:02:54] 13,000. What the hell are you doing woman? Jesus.
[02:03:07] all right this will do this will do hey Thor hey Thor Grim hey Thor do
[02:03:26] You mind buying me a helicopter?
[02:03:29] Fuck you Thor!
[02:03:31] Fuck you!
[02:03:32] Fuck you!
[02:03:33] MONEY MAKING TIME!
[02:03:34] What?
[02:03:35] Fuck you!
[02:03:36] Sam, if I catch you spawning at anything other than this respawn truck, I'll fucking
[02:03:50] kill you.
[02:03:52] I'm still on the first life, bruh.
[02:04:04] Oh my god, you're kidding.
[02:04:05] No!
[02:04:06] No!
[02:04:07] No!
[02:04:08] No!
[02:04:09] No!
[02:04:10] No!
[02:04:11] No!
[02:04:12] No!
[02:04:13] No!
[02:04:14] No!
[02:04:15] No!
[02:04:16] No!
[02:04:17] No!
[02:04:18] No!
[02:04:19] No!
[02:04:20] I just got the respawn car! I was about to start making money!
[02:04:24] You gotta be fucking kidding me!
[02:04:27] Vlad, let me pull up your shit. How much money do you have?
[02:04:34] Oh my god, he's lost money.
[02:04:38] I'll be right back. Give me one sec.
[02:04:50] I invested in gold, Sam. That's where all my money is. It was a Nigerian prince. He emailed
[02:05:09] me and told me that with just a small investment of everything I had that I could help him
[02:05:19] claim his print ship
[02:05:21] and he would
[02:05:22] reimburse me with gold and riches
[02:05:25] i'm still waiting on the golden richest part
[02:05:28] but he said it take anywhere from six weeks
[02:05:31] to fifteen years so
[02:05:33] i should be hearing back any day now
[02:05:37] should be here in the opinion
[02:05:42] karma how i was your game
[02:05:45] i did i did i just love your games
[02:05:48] Would you like to hear how my game went?
[02:05:50] How'd your game go?
[02:05:52] Well, thank you for asking.
[02:05:53] I got a artillery tank.
[02:05:57] I was having a lot of fun.
[02:05:58] Just broke profit $413.
[02:06:01] And I was shelly blue.
[02:06:04] Then a green team member traveled in an SUV
[02:06:07] across the map with C4.
[02:06:10] And then I took out a helicopter,
[02:06:15] Not to fly for a little bit.
[02:06:17] God shot up, went back to base, came back,
[02:06:20] and there was not one, not two, not three,
[02:06:22] but four people in SUVs with anti-air missiles,
[02:06:25] and then, so, then I died twice.
[02:06:29] And then I said, I'm gonna go back,
[02:06:31] I'm gonna go back in the arty tank.
[02:06:33] And guess what, Karma?
[02:06:34] You were in the arty tank.
[02:06:36] So I got to myself, there's a 50-50 shot
[02:06:39] that Karma dies instead of me.
[02:06:41] I'm gonna be honest, you're my best friend,
[02:06:42] but I was hoping you died first.
[02:06:44] didn't come to me they flew over top of your fucking arty while you were shooting
[02:06:51] you killed me and they never went and killed you they didn't kill me and then they fucking left
[02:07:00] they just flew away and they didn't kill you too so we could be depressed together
[02:07:06] I mean I was already depressed like my game dude I didn't fucking see anyone
[02:07:12] game I seen like 10 people. Hey you know the fucked up part? I'm pretty sure one
[02:07:18] of them who killed me revived me in the middle of nowhere and then left so I was
[02:07:23] stuck 1700 meters from everything. Oh that's fucked. That's fucked up. And
[02:07:30] Symphony what the fuck were you doing the whole time man where's my backup? Yo
[02:07:35] yo Hutch first of all bitch I was on 150k life what do you mean where's
[02:07:40] your backup how I how I was on 150k life I hadn't died once bro what were you
[02:07:47] doing because every time I don't see it I don't see a school in the hood so I'm
[02:07:56] coming to do time if there's any streamers out there the fucking map dude
[02:08:03] if there's any stream someone from Hutch's stream needs to join that as the
[02:08:07] 50 cows so I can have some fun just buy me 50 cows. Please please
[02:08:11] Carmall you have to do with your sit next to me, bro, and you're gonna kill everybody
[02:08:14] No, cuz dude you get the helicopters near you and I will freak out
[02:08:22] You know what I think you need to do bro, I think you're trying to do too much
[02:08:25] I think you just need to be boots on the ground the boys here and like no
[02:08:28] But then he's gonna get railed by all the helicopters you see how many helicopters were in that game there was like five of them
[02:08:35] Rockets little birds, but you probably didn't see them
[02:08:43] But they're everywhere
[02:08:45] You're getting diminishing returns on your expensive like tanks and heli's you're buying dude
[02:08:51] And then Ray when hutch joins you know what I'm seeing little fucking rat shacks little rat fobs all around our base
[02:09:04] You shoot your gun, bro. You got good aim. You just got to use it, dude.
[02:09:10] I'm so tired from those days.
[02:09:11] If you don't get railed by Hellies, that's how you'll make money is run around with your gun if you just don't die.
[02:09:19] You know what?
[02:09:19] I don't know if you'll be able to.
[02:09:24] Guys, I'm so close to the havoc, though, boss.
[02:09:27] I'm so close to the havoc.
[02:09:29] You were close yesterday.
[02:09:31] I don't want-
[02:09:31] No, Damon. He needs 500k.
[02:09:34] The buy it I do need 500. Okay, seven you 450,000 short right now
[02:09:41] Just just a small 450k short
[02:09:45] No, I just cream I just cream just a couple of dollars. That's nothing. That's not much at all
[02:09:51] We're gonna get you that money, bro. I believe
[02:09:55] Yeah, yeah, we are we are we are we are and I'm not nervous about it nor
[02:10:01] Or, do I think I'm not gonna achieve it whatsoever?
[02:10:05] Toads in the chat, join up.
[02:10:09] Ah, I wish I could help you, bro.
[02:10:12] I just, I don't know how to help.
[02:10:15] Be a team.
[02:10:16] What color, what color, what color?
[02:10:17] Red team.
[02:10:21] Everyone's steam is offline, right?
[02:10:24] Yes.
[02:10:25] Yeah, I don't know.
[02:10:26] How do they do it if it's offline?
[02:10:28] How?
[02:10:29] There has to be tech, bro.
[02:10:29] There has to be tech.
[02:10:31] There has to be tech.
[02:10:32] Is there like battle metrics for this game or something?
[02:10:34] Like, they get it every time.
[02:10:36] There's some type of tech.
[02:10:38] I think that's a right leak, I'm pretty sure.
[02:10:41] They do, even if you don't, it don't matter.
[02:10:43] Same people.
[02:10:45] I bet they're already in there.
[02:10:49] Even like the guys who we always get on our squad,
[02:10:52] they're cool, but how do they get in every time?
[02:10:56] They get in every time.
[02:10:57] Yeah, we get a lot of the same people,
[02:10:58] even on our team.
[02:10:58] which sometimes I kind of enjoy them being there.
[02:11:01] Yeah, no, I don't mind that.
[02:11:02] Usually they're like, it shows pretty well.
[02:11:05] But like, people definitely know something.
[02:11:08] Oh, some of the guys that will like,
[02:11:09] help us like this,
[02:11:10] we'll see to our end shields.
[02:11:12] Yeah, that was great.
[02:11:13] Well, like, brother Bill,
[02:11:15] brother Bill is a goat.
[02:11:17] Bill isn't a non-D-Dote.
[02:11:22] All right, I'm getting a helicopter.
[02:11:25] I'm gonna make my money through the drops.
[02:11:27] I'm gonna do a couple of deliveries
[02:11:28] And then boots on the ground with you guys, all right?
[02:11:33] Let's make a squad now, yeah?
[02:11:36] Yes, give me a sec, let me get everyone in.
[02:11:39] Okay, we made one, I'm in.
[02:11:44] This motherfucker, this motherfucking piece of shit.
[02:11:48] Do not get in that heli.
[02:11:50] Do not get in that heli.
[02:11:52] I'm going with you, Orchid, I'm going with you.
[02:11:54] Okay.
[02:11:58] I have to I have to reposition Sam after reposition I just lost all my business I just lost all
[02:12:24] my business I just lost I lost all my business guys one second one second
[02:12:42] one one second everybody get the fuck out of my way red deck it's gone it's
[02:12:51] Broken it's broken everybody come over here. Let's get let's get this one. Let's get this one
[02:13:05] Come on everybody
[02:13:17] Everybody
[02:13:22] Yeah, why not sin why not why I got money to burn why not
[02:13:29] I can't even I fucking hate this game, bro
[02:13:33] I can't even listen to the music because of fucking shrieker mode
[02:13:40] So I don't get sniped to tip up to I can't even hear the music
[02:13:51] I'm going hot though, I'm going to jump with a 50%
[02:13:53] Is everybody's name for you with a weird name?
[02:13:56] Yes I have to bro!
[02:13:58] It is over, man, it's great to see you
[02:14:01] It is over, I mean we have the most lethal motherfuckers right here
[02:14:05] and I got it
[02:14:12] Hey, join our squad realistically
[02:14:14] Oh, you joined our squad?
[02:14:16] Oh
[02:14:30] Good luck boys good luck
[02:14:46] Beautiful drop beautiful drop. I would have made money by the crash the first telly, but it is what it is
[02:14:53] But it is what it is
[02:14:56] It is what it is
[02:14:58] It is what it is. We're gonna have to be okay with that
[02:15:09] I'm in pain
[02:15:12] I know I'm broke I know
[02:15:14] know I'm gonna be honest I cannot stand not being able bro but I have to I have
[02:15:25] to I have to I have to I have to I don't have a choice I don't get the list of
[02:15:31] music it is what it is it is what it is I don't get the list into the end game
[02:15:36] music wait are you already dead are you responding I'll respond just for you
[02:15:44] my man my man how much money do you have
[02:15:54] Oh, 1.75.
[02:15:56] So you're broke.
[02:16:00] Oh, a million, a million.
[02:16:02] Oh.
[02:16:10] Hurry up, boys, hurry up!
[02:16:18] Oh, okay.
[02:16:24] get back out there get back out there did you did you die too karma yo yo we're
[02:16:34] not gonna do like a money boost touch I just keep getting knocked and you read
[02:16:37] me I just take you over and over again or something a little bit of exploit
[02:16:43] I'll get out of this helly, I'll tip you, man.
[02:16:46] It's like, we gotta get some cash, dude.
[02:16:48] It's a good idea. That's a good idea.
[02:16:51] It's a good idea.
[02:16:52] Reported, good. Everybody report me.
[02:16:54] I hope I get fucking banned.
[02:16:57] I hope. Save my mental.
[02:16:59] I don't have to be having more authority
[02:17:00] if he was banned, so joke's on you.
[02:17:02] He's in this building over here in Northwark.
[02:17:04] I'm on my way.
[02:17:05] Go and watch that.
[02:17:13] Yeah, I like it in here. How we do could you actually take me to where I need to go?
[02:17:20] Good luck, Symphony. Good luck. Thank you Max. My man. I'm my man. Thank you so much
[02:17:32] I'm a drop off some ammo and then I'm on boots on the ground boots on the ground
[02:17:43] It must be around at Texas Hound.
[02:18:03] If you want to go.
[02:18:08] He's down.
[02:18:34] You hear what's happening?
[02:18:36] I'm getting a kit.
[02:18:38] They're raked out.
[02:18:40] Oh, they're in a box.
[02:18:42] I'm dead.
[02:18:44] Oh, no.
[02:18:46] I'm getting a kit.
[02:18:48] I'm getting a kit.
[02:18:58] Holy fuck.
[02:19:06] I got a great ride come on boys you can ride with me come on everybody
[02:19:35] Okay fuck you guys fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
[02:19:46] I didn't get ammo fucking kill me
[02:20:06] kill me we'll go back and get ammo on our next one
[02:20:29] don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't
[02:20:33] Go, go, go!
[02:20:57] Beautiful drop!
[02:20:59] what the fuck carrot you carrot now we go back get ammo ammo pallet and then we
[02:21:18] link up with the boys let me hide screen let me join their room
[02:21:21] I'm gonna leak it 20 of you will join and fuck my ass what's your guys's name
[02:21:26] game in game. Hit tab, hit scoreboard, and you're the orange one. What's your group?
[02:21:45] your group uniform number seven
[02:21:55] you realize that people can just join lobbies find your name and then we're
[02:22:00] all fucked you the reason I'm getting killed it's your fault let's be clear
[02:22:08] You're no either joining 500 lobbies.
[02:22:14] I think it is so fast.
[02:22:18] True. You're not wrong.
[02:22:22] Like you're right. But almost three years, W.U. Dumbass.
[02:22:33] I'm not a dumbass. I'm a genius.
[02:22:38] Hey, don't you be shooting your gun at my helicopter.
[02:22:46] Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.
[02:22:48] Safety first.
[02:22:49] Wait!
[02:22:50] I need a pallet.
[02:22:51] Oh!
[02:22:52] Get back in.
[02:22:53] It's okay.
[02:22:54] Get back in.
[02:22:55] Get in!
[02:22:56] Get in!
[02:22:57] Get in!
[02:22:58] Get in!
[02:22:59] Get in!
[02:23:00] Get in!
[02:23:01] Get in!
[02:23:02] Get in!
[02:23:03] Get in!
[02:23:04] Get in!
[02:23:05] Get in!
[02:23:06] Get in!
[02:23:07] Get in! Get in!
[02:23:09] He goes, hold on! Hold your horses! I'm coming!
[02:23:13] Smile at her.
[02:23:15] They just have this little round. I see you got some fat supply.
[02:23:19] I have $50,000 to my name and I'm poor.
[02:23:26] Bro, I literally jumped into the map with just a rangefinder just to get my funds back up.
[02:23:33] Yeah, we're both poor wait the game's on already
[02:23:57] Though I logged into the wrong account fuck me
[02:24:03] Wait, you guys weren't actually kidding?
[02:24:11] Wait, what do you mean, Saekwong got hurt?
[02:24:14] What happened?
[02:24:15] What?
[02:24:16] What happened?
[02:24:17] Let's go!
[02:24:18] Push him!
[02:24:35] Symphony, where are you?
[02:24:37] Flying the helly back in!
[02:24:44] What you need, dad?
[02:24:46] nothing nothing nothing
[02:25:03] are you on top of this tower hatch or where are you?
[02:25:06] I need a res on tower one
[02:25:11] rest on tower one
[02:25:18] up you'll kill me
[02:25:19] walking
[02:25:21] kill me
[02:25:25] tell me
[02:25:26] who really just
[02:25:27] fucking kill me
[02:25:29] but i mean it did i fly over a random tower that's a guy there with the
[02:25:34] rocket and fucking kill me instantly
[02:25:38] All righty
[02:25:46] Oh I have a D-Fib
[02:25:56] Oh here take this back, son
[02:25:59] C4 is off
[02:26:05] What's going on?
[02:26:06] What's going on?
[02:26:07] one down here, one behind here
[02:26:17] I got fucked up
[02:26:21] yo can you kick these fucking people from the group
[02:26:26] shut the fuck up
[02:26:30] alright David's leader I can't
[02:26:32] Yeah.
[02:26:34] You don't like them?
[02:26:36] They were acting very well with us to be fair.
[02:26:39] They were like, it was fucking yapping!
[02:26:42] Yeah, it's great, it's great.
[02:26:44] Why thank you, sir.
[02:26:49] Don't give me this shit.
[02:26:51] That was just a cold tweak.
[02:26:56] Listen, they're reviving me.
[02:26:58] Yeah, they're reviving me pretty good too.
[02:27:02] Oh
[02:27:11] Bitch
[02:27:13] of
[02:27:32] We traded Sam, revive me!
[02:27:56] Yes sir.
[02:27:58] It's like that bitch.
[02:28:03] If Seyquan Barkley got hurt today, it's been a chance for the worst day of my life.
[02:28:07] I'm trying to eat pizza, I'm gonna heal you up.
[02:28:23] Thank you boss.
[02:28:28] Oh my gosh, that was easy enemy.
[02:28:38] Where are they, Sam?
[02:28:40] Uh, multiple to the south.
[02:28:46] That was that in there.
[02:28:48] I felt, fuck me.
[02:29:11] the slowest ADS speed ever.
[02:29:13] You are just the all-inclusive, I mean, Willow, you are amazing.
[02:29:18] This, this, this.
[02:29:38] Son of a bitch.
[02:29:41] BADDY!
[02:29:51] I'm gonna play down there.
[02:29:53] So did you buy a $20,000 kit to sit here and not shoot your gun?
[02:29:57] Let's not make people cry. Let's go.
[02:30:00] Wait, what the hell are you doing?
[02:30:03] I'm just here for the fall of it.
[02:30:06] You know what I mean? I'm just having a good time, sir.
[02:30:09] What?
[02:30:11] get this shit out of my inventory
[02:30:29] no way the birds lose this game
[02:30:31] no way, I don't believe it
[02:30:33] I don't believe it
[02:30:35] impossible
[02:30:41] I am completely out of... I'm out of this.
[02:30:55] Anybody got extra bans? Anybody got extra bans?
[02:30:59] Anybody got extra bans?
[02:31:03] Oh, oh, no.
[02:31:06] I don't.
[02:31:16] Oh, no.
[02:31:17] I tried to kill him.
[02:31:18] Fresh out.
[02:31:19] Oh, we're fucked.
[02:31:20] Oh, we're fucked.
[02:31:21] We're fucked.
[02:31:22] I tried to kill him.
[02:31:26] No, no.
[02:31:27] Fresh out.
[02:31:33] Fuck.
[02:31:43] Jesus Christ.
[02:31:58] Can I get a rest?
[02:32:01] Can I get a rest?
[02:32:03] Mark Lee's questionable to return to play. Oh my god
[02:32:16] Can I get a rest
[02:32:22] Can I get a rest
[02:32:26] Res me res me please God
[02:32:33] Thank God.
[02:32:43] Oh, you know what, I'm not even going to tell my of a defib.
[02:32:49] Fuck it.
[02:32:51] Fuck it.
[02:32:52] Fuck it.
[02:32:53] Thank you.
[02:32:54] Take your stuff.
[02:32:55] Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh, thank you so much chicken. Thank you so much.
[02:33:18] Is it over?
[02:33:21] Right here is a great home, actually. I love that.
[02:33:26] Bitch.
[02:33:28] Okay.
[02:33:30] Alright.
[02:33:32] I'm coming, boys. I got tons of pets. Don't you worry.
[02:33:35] I'm not gonna lie.
[02:33:37] If this guy is a kick from the group, I'm gonna fucking kill Symphony.
[02:33:43] Which guy?
[02:33:44] Cheese.
[02:33:45] I'm tired of listening to cheese.
[02:33:48] Oh, I don't know if you can see that car.
[02:33:50] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:33:52] Take a look.
[02:33:53] Oh, my God.
[02:34:02] Oh, there you are.
[02:34:07] Oh, let's take a look at that.
[02:34:09] Ah, these fans.
[02:34:11] Take a look, take a look.
[02:34:12] I did, I did.
[02:34:13] Thank you.
[02:34:14] He's still talking.
[02:34:15] It had been gig group.
[02:34:17] Now we have to do realistic though
[02:34:19] Holy fuck, shut up, cheese!
[02:34:26] Yo, oh no
[02:34:33] There's a sniper on the phone
[02:34:47] Motherfucker.
[02:34:52] Oh, meds, yes.
[02:34:57] Nice.
[02:34:58] What is this guy doing over there?
[02:35:03] Are you happy much?
[02:35:05] Yeah, probably just ruined his day.
[02:35:08] Oh, I don't care.
[02:35:10] Fuck that guy.
[02:35:11] Fuck that guy.
[02:35:12] Fuck that guy.
[02:35:13] Fuck that guy.
[02:35:14] Fuck that guy.
[02:35:15] Fuck that guy.
[02:35:16] fuck that guy what are you doing
[02:35:25] me just hanging around
[02:35:33] you guys need mebs right here in the corner
[02:35:38] I'm tired of being up here tired of being up here I'm out of here
[02:35:46] oh shit parachute holy shit balls how many you didn't think I had a parachute
[02:36:05] can I be honest as I was jumping I I kind of thought to myself do I have a
[02:36:10] parachute not gonna lie yo honestly though I think I go this and then I swap
[02:36:20] it
[02:36:22] where is everyone at?
[02:36:32] oh tower 5 is a shit ton of people there I think
[02:36:41] I
[02:36:50] Language symphony language
[02:36:56] We mean languages kick the guy out of our group cuz he was coming to us. I didn't curse him out
[02:37:02] I just said he was a fucking idiot. There's a difference
[02:37:11] you have to come and rescue them operation save me I see toast toast I'm
[02:37:33] far toast help me toast you gotta help me it's just gonna take a while you're
[02:37:38] Not you kid, you're, damn it Sim, do not tell me you're gonna come on me, just come to me as a difference in vermiation!
[02:37:46] I am 420 meters away, but I'm on the way.
[02:37:49] Toast? Toast? Toast! Toast! Toast, you better come and try and save me.
[02:37:56] Toast!
[02:38:00] Toast!
[02:38:05] Toast, get your fat ass over here!
[02:38:08] Symphony, I'm gonna sit here, I'm gonna look at the sky until you get there.
[02:38:14] I refuse to give up.
[02:38:16] What?
[02:38:17] You mean I'm on the way?
[02:38:18] I'm on the way, bro.
[02:38:23] Is Tim saving you yet or not?
[02:38:36] Markley looks okay, he looks like he's, looks like he's better.
[02:38:42] Oh it was his hand, it was his hand that he fucked up.
[02:38:45] Wasn't his shoulder?
[02:38:59] No hot cocoa is next to you.
[02:39:06] oh my god man yes toast yes toast you got this bro you got this yes I'm alive I'm alive
[02:39:23] it's so good to be alive yes I didn't know it was toast to be fair you're okay thank you
[02:39:33] Thank you so much for the love and the rest.
[02:39:37] Yo, what the fuck?
[02:39:40] Drop those mortars, bitch, pussy.
[02:39:48] Oh, shit.
[02:39:50] no
[02:40:02] no
[02:40:03] oh
[02:40:05] oh
[02:40:07] oh
[02:40:09] help
[02:40:11] help
[02:40:13] help
[02:40:16] i'm good
[02:40:19] Give us a shoot, David.
[02:40:22] Oh, dude, I gotta have this bomb used when I come back. Come on, David.
[02:40:28] You fucking asshole!
[02:40:31] I'm sorry.
[02:40:32] Don't argue with that guy up there.
[02:40:34] That guy's a piece of shit.
[02:40:46] Oh my gosh, what a run. Holy shit.
[02:40:48] I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I hope I'm out of meds fuck me
[02:41:09] He didn't die oh this game is so fucking shit it is so fucking shit how is that guy alive
[02:41:23] I SWAP PEOPLE!
[02:41:25] THAT IS EXCITED!
[02:41:30] Touchdown birds, let's go birds!
[02:41:39] Look at you building AA on a fucking church room, eat a dick!
[02:41:45] I know what I'm doing I know what I am doing I know what I'm doing good life back to 100k
[02:42:11] i know i know what to do
[02:42:19] i know what to do
[02:42:23] i tried on that one guys
[02:42:25] i know what to do
[02:42:31] i know what to do
[02:42:35] i know exactly what i need to do
[02:42:41] I know what to do.
[02:42:47] You might not know what to do, but I know what to do.
[02:42:50] I know how to win.
[02:43:11] I know what to do
[02:43:20] Guys, I pulled out the arty
[02:43:25] I'm about to make billions with a beak
[02:43:41] Don't you doubters, don't you doubters, you're going to be impressed and that's a
[02:43:52] hutch guarantee.
[02:43:54] That is a hutch guarantee you're about to be impressed, one billion percent you're going
[02:44:01] to look at me and you're going to go hutch, I was impressed and I'm going to say, yeah
[02:44:06] you were. Yes, you were. And you're welcome. You're welcome for me teaching you how to be the best.
[02:44:25] Shit.
[02:44:36] Beautiful. Stabilizing. Stabilizing the tank.
[02:44:53] touching seats taking aim 21 06
[02:45:13] Shackalacka might be a little less please god don't kill any of my teammates I bet
[02:45:34] Where the fuck did that shot go?
[02:45:44] Alright we need to reduce the area a lot and we need to move right.
[02:45:54] Beautiful, bang.
[02:46:00] It's looking good.
[02:46:05] A little left.
[02:46:07] A lot left.
[02:46:09] What's the range though?
[02:46:13] Range may be good.
[02:46:18] Nope.
[02:46:20] Okay.
[02:46:21] So we need to do a lot shorter.
[02:46:24] Far the right.
[02:46:26] We're in the same corner, no, he- he- he- he'll be back!
[02:46:52] Do you have good range?
[02:46:57] Yep.
[02:47:06] Fuck me.
[02:47:19] Oh, baby.
[02:47:22] Still farther right.
[02:47:27] Still farther right.
[02:47:34] That should be right on the money.
[02:47:39] That should be as they call it perfect.
[02:47:43] Oh yeah, center, center.
[02:47:49] This is the one. This is the one.
[02:47:57] Oh, fucking bulls-eye.
[02:48:08] Low-shorter.
[02:48:15] That might actually kill respawn vehicles.
[02:48:19] We're going to kill the respawn and then we'll move.
[02:48:39] That looks good.
[02:48:49] the hair to the left and we fire.
[02:49:11] This should be perfect, though!
[02:49:14] This should be perfect!
[02:49:22] No!
[02:49:24] What?
[02:49:26] How are these guys right on?
[02:49:31] I'm not sure.
[02:49:36] I'm not sure.
[02:49:41] I'm not sure.
[02:49:46] I'm not sure.
[02:49:51] I hardly even moved it!
[02:50:11] Oh my gosh, I fucked it.
[02:50:20] less oh my gosh wait a second this might be a hundred kills hold on this might be a hundred
[02:50:31] kills hold
[02:50:37] this this might be a hundred kills
[02:50:50] What the fuck?
[02:51:11] What?
[02:51:20] Now THAT IS PERFECT!
[02:51:24] OR UNSEND THIS MESSENGER NOW!
[02:51:34] IT WAS IN THE SAME FUCKING SPONGE!
[02:51:50] Strong wind!
[02:51:57] Strong wind!
[02:52:04] Hold on. That's perfect.
[02:52:18] Little up.
[02:52:23] The other three spawn vehicles, mine.
[02:52:27] Alright, that was not an overcorrection, right? That was perfect.
[02:52:48] I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
[02:53:18] Why what do you mean what do you mean be careful about what
[02:53:30] I'm being careful.
[02:53:32] Don't worry, this free spot vehicle is almost dead.
[02:53:46] 100%.
[02:54:00] Oh, shit.
[02:54:04] Watch out!
[02:54:13] Ooh.
[02:54:15] Okay, alright, you guys have that.
[02:54:17] I'm going to be moving areas.
[02:54:20] There's a respawn vehicle over here.
[02:54:22] Two, six, seventy.
[02:54:30] Listen, I got inside sources. They're coming for you wait. What do you mean? How do you know this?
[02:54:41] Wait, how do you know?
[02:54:47] Are they like coming to your chat telling you or something like that?
[02:54:54] And they're talking about me
[02:54:56] What did they say?
[02:54:58] What did they say?
[02:54:59] Did they say that I'm sexy?
[02:55:01] What guy has Streamer mode on bro?
[02:55:03] And he's being a fucking freak so I've just been killing him.
[02:55:06] He's being so weird.
[02:55:08] Wait, all the other team he has Streamer mode on?
[02:55:10] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:55:12] I'm telling you bro, the amount of people who have Streamer mode on and fucking get into our games is disgusting by the way.
[02:55:21] Oh, it's shameless bro.
[02:55:23] They're like hiding in their spawn waiting for me like and they're saying I don't know they're being fucking weird
[02:55:29] Wait, what do they say? What are they saying?
[02:55:31] God, and I just arguing with them in the all chat and all J
[02:55:37] Can they're weird?
[02:55:39] I'm just gonna sit around here, I'll stay here the whole game.
[02:55:49] My boy, W Karma.
[02:55:52] Unless he gets a kill, I'm going for him.
[02:55:59] Wait, okay, so just to get this right, so these guys, these guys are stream sniping
[02:56:08] in streamer mode? What did I do to deserve this?
[02:56:33] You little freaks, come here!
[02:56:51] I wanna know what the tank that weighs.
[02:56:53] Nope!
[02:56:55] Nope, not at all.
[02:56:56] Not in the slightest to be honest I have I have not killed a single person yet
[02:57:10] that isn't my teammate I've only gotten assists.
[02:57:26] Oh, I was muted. Uh, no, not in the absolute slightest. I've only gotten assists. I'm the
[02:57:37] the only person I've killed is our teammate. Until right now, bang!
[02:57:44] Oh
[02:58:02] Bang Oh
[02:58:14] Oh, full-size!
[02:58:40] Shat in game? What were they saying?
[02:59:00] You're fine, monkey! I got you!
[02:59:02] Don't worry about nothing! I'll keep you safe, monkey!
[02:59:11] In no way in any world would I ever kill you! I am surgical!
[02:59:20] What the fuck just happened? Okay.
[02:59:23] Oh, they're back on tower one.
[02:59:30] Oh, that's the wrong tower.
[02:59:44] whoopsie daisy
[03:00:04] long-tower
[03:00:14] I need to go left.
[03:00:21] Wrong tower.
[03:00:22] I need to go left?
[03:00:25] Why does it make any sense?
[03:00:38] I need to go more left!
[03:00:46] I don't- I don't know. I don't know. I don't fucking know. I don't.
[03:00:52] I've completely lost sense of anything going on in this game. I don't know what to fucking do.
[03:00:59] What's this guy at? 2248.
[03:01:08] nothing well there are no more bases around anywhere boys
[03:01:38] I think we've taken everything. This is domination!
[03:01:42] Yeah, we're absolutely cooking.
[03:01:45] Time to close.
[03:01:46] Good work, boys. I'm proud of you.
[03:01:50] I'm proud of you, boss!
[03:01:53] Yeah, we've taken everything.
[03:02:06] Launching!
[03:02:08] Bullseye.
[03:02:17] That's all taken too.
[03:02:18] Where the hell are they?
[03:02:27] Nobody's even there.
[03:02:34] They're all sitting in the base.
[03:02:38] Well, we'll destroy the buildings and get rich.
[03:02:54] Bang.
[03:02:56] Wait, was that guy red?
[03:02:57] What team am I on?
[03:02:58] I'm on the red team.
[03:02:59] Holy shit.
[03:03:01] Two thousand fifty-five.
[03:03:04] Two thousand...
[03:03:06] Fifty...
[03:03:07] Five.
[03:03:23] Back close.
[03:03:31] I
[03:03:41] You said it bitch
[03:03:55] And they all dead
[03:04:01] I
[03:04:24] Shit I missed
[03:04:31] That one's ahead for sure.
[03:04:43] Oh.
[03:04:54] Come on baby.
[03:04:55] Don't move.
[03:04:57] Don't move.
[03:04:58] Don't move.
[03:04:59] to you. How did I go backwards? Oh, I went shorter. Last shot. This one did. I'm depressed.
[03:05:25] I'm depressed.
[03:05:26] I need a pick up.
[03:05:32] Hey, any of you guys might give me a pick up.
[03:05:40] Any pick ups?
[03:05:41] Any pick ups?
[03:05:42] Any pick ups anywhere in the middle of the forest?
[03:05:46] Oh, there's a blue helicopter currently coming to kill me.
[03:05:50] Oh, why?
[03:05:52] my tank is dead chicken tell your boy to kill that blue helicopter get him
[03:06:04] chicken get up that fucking rat
[03:06:12] I don't know I don't know he's coming to kill me I don't know where he went
[03:06:17] Mango! Mango, pick me up! Damn it! Shit. All right, I am on a 1.8 kilometer march
[03:06:32] back to spawn. Kill me. Okay, kill me. Kill me. Kill me. Honestly, I think I might
[03:06:44] I'm going to wait for 30 seconds to respond.
[03:06:47] I'm going to wait for 30 seconds.
[03:06:50] I'm going to wait for 30 seconds to respond, then we go back.
[03:06:55] Alright, be honest.
[03:06:57] One out of ten, what do you rank my Mordring skill?
[03:07:00] Be honest.
[03:07:09] I have not seen one number above four.
[03:07:14] I saw a six.
[03:07:19] I saw a seven.
[03:07:22] Not bad.
[03:07:24] I'll take it.
[03:07:25] I'll take it.
[03:07:27] Honestly, I'll take it.
[03:07:30] Honestly, I'll take it.
[03:07:33] It is what it is.
[03:07:35] It is what it is.
[03:07:38] We all can't be perfect.
[03:07:40] We all can't be the most skilled.
[03:07:43] Hold on, I'm coming.
[03:07:50] Hold on, I'm coming.
[03:07:54] Keep up the beat.
[03:07:59] I'm satisfied surely, yeah.
[03:08:13] Yeah!
[03:08:16] Bam bam bam bam bam!
[03:08:23] Doo-dum do-dum do-dum do-dum do-dum do-dum!
[03:08:35] Who are 10?
[03:08:36] I'm coming.
[03:08:43] Touchdown birds, go birds.
[03:08:56] Go birds.
[03:09:01] Go birds!
[03:09:13] Not everybody's perfect, Chad.
[03:09:14] Not everybody's perfect.
[03:09:15] There's the tank on the road.
[03:09:18] I'm already looking.
[03:09:19] I'm already looking.
[03:09:20] I'm already looking.
[03:09:21] Where's the arty?
[03:09:22] Where is it?
[03:09:23] The tank killed me, uh, like here.
[03:09:29] I
[03:09:34] Sort of shoot I sort of shoot the real tank real tank real tank. Yeah, real tank. Yeah, you see where that red hungry was
[03:09:42] See in it. Yeah
[03:09:48] Do you fuck them up in the rock? Oh, yeah
[03:09:59] tank dead tank dead
[03:10:29] Holy shit, he's driving like a fucking maniac!
[03:10:36] The tank shell has to be good, man.
[03:10:51] It is, it is, it is.
[03:10:57] You have no idea what I'm going through right now.
[03:11:00] No! It saved him!
[03:11:09] Heheheheheheh!
[03:11:11] Bitch pussy!
[03:11:21] Yo, that was a sick flight.
[03:11:23] I killed a tank and two cars with like six kills. I'm still minus five thousand
[03:11:34] Yeah, two kills in the tank two kills in the car two more kills in the car and two kills outside of a heli still negative
[03:11:50] That was awesome
[03:11:53] Oh my gosh, I'm so close to 35 pilot, but it doesn't matter so I don't have piloter
[03:12:07] game.
[03:12:08] But I made money that round boys 142,000.
[03:12:14] Do we reset?
[03:12:15] Do you think that lobby was snaggy?
[03:12:17] I think it's a reset angle for sure.
[03:12:20] All right, let's do it.
[03:12:21] My opinion, uh, got it.
[03:12:24] Well, but too many bots in that one.
[03:12:27] Yeah.
[03:12:31] Mid profit though, dude.
[03:12:32] That hell you can't profit in that.
[03:12:34] Helly though, chat.
[03:12:35] That hell is one of those where you have to do like three to four successful runs
[03:12:40] while killing cars, killing respawn vehicles, like other hellies.
[03:12:46] and the entire time you have to be super efficient and not get blown out of the air.
[03:12:52] The problem is that in my games, after my first run, there's about 6-19 SUVs around the map with anti-air missiles in their trucks.
[03:13:02] Just what happens.
[03:13:04] I don't know if your games are the same way, but in my games, that's what happens.
[03:13:16] Code's in the chat code is in the chat
[03:13:39] I'm gonna make a squad you guys join up and
[03:13:42] And there's no fucking way my name is onion. There is no way my name is onion!
[03:13:50] It is. They give you the food names every time.
[03:13:54] Bro, how is my name onion?
[03:13:58] Is that not always food?
[03:14:00] Yes, but I fucking hate onions karma. Onions are the devil.
[03:14:06] Wait, you don't like onions?
[03:14:08] Oh, don't say that word.
[03:14:09] You ever had a flying Dutchman from In-N-Out?
[03:14:13] Oh my god, it's pretty good.
[03:14:15] Oh, dude.
[03:14:17] I actually fucking love onions.
[03:14:18] Dude, you're such a piece of shit.
[03:14:21] I get raw and grilled.
[03:14:24] Oh, god.
[03:14:27] You deserve to be put down.
[03:14:30] You know that?
[03:14:30] I got onion raw.
[03:14:32] Oh, god.
[03:14:35] Fuck you.
[03:14:36] I hate you.
[03:14:37] No, there's no way you like food as much as you do.
[03:14:39] You know like onions that's crazy.
[03:14:43] I...
[03:14:43] Do you like flavor of those things Ed?
[03:14:45] I despise onions, Sim.
[03:14:48] I despise onions.
[03:14:52] Boy, you're just not thinking it's good or what?
[03:14:54] They're disgusting.
[03:14:56] I don't like how anything you eat with an onion, it tastes like onion.
[03:15:01] I don't like the look of them, the texture.
[03:15:04] How much other people like them, I hate everything about onions.
[03:15:08] Do you tell me if you go to like a Mexican restaurant and get staked and you guys are
[03:15:12] not gonna eat him cause I'm just-
[03:15:13] Exactly.
[03:15:14] Like if I- if I go somewhere and I like the food and then you say, those have onions
[03:15:20] in it, I'll never eat the food again.
[03:15:26] You guys are actually fucking idiots, bunch of you!
[03:15:30] You guys are fucking idiots!
[03:15:37] You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot.
[03:15:47] I'm crashing him again. I'm losing all my money. I'm crashing all these hellies.
[03:15:52] Oh my god.
[03:15:53] I don't care.
[03:15:54] Oh my god.
[03:15:56] You need to be here.
[03:15:59] This is what all these guys get.
[03:16:07] How did after all this, I'm the one who don't have anyone flying with me?
[03:16:21] Hey, whatever you do, get in this helicopter and on those truss.
[03:16:25] Those guys are a piece of this shit.
[03:16:28] Yeah, I'm talking about you up there, you little fucking pussy.
[03:16:34] Yo, get in my helicopter, okay?
[03:16:36] get in the small ones come on boys my man my man oh sorry about that no no come
[03:16:43] back come back come back it's unlocked it's unlocked don't say I don't know man
[03:16:52] don't say over here over here thank you thank you thank you hey talk shit to
[03:16:59] this guy underneath this talk shit to him yeah fuck you bitch fuck you bitch good
[03:17:06] work gentlemen welcome in welcome in welcome in it's good to have you guys
[03:17:13] it's good to have you guys trust me you've made I don't have any music
[03:17:19] sadly sorry guys guys it's the Southwest Southwest Airlines we got we got
[03:17:28] pretzels and we have a flat sprite you have flat sprite we're gonna be
[03:17:34] serving expired graham crackers it is what it is sorry it's been hard you know
[03:17:47] the gas prices ever since what fuck you lavender fuck you
[03:17:55] no get out of my helicopter everybody out I hope you die I hope all of you die
[03:18:00] actually lavender stay in there don't die yet I'll die you all right jump now
[03:18:07] jump now you're good here you're good here oh yeah they're all fucking dead
[03:18:15] oh yeah they all died they're never flying with me again it is what it is
[03:18:19] It is what it is. They are 100% all dead.
[03:18:24] I had the only person that survived out of that hell he was lavender.
[03:18:29] It is what it is. It is what it is.
[03:19:04] be honest I'm not getting my assists with this ammo dumps are ammo dumps even worth it anymore
[03:19:15] are you an idiot or something it's all right luckily for you guys I have a plane come on in
[03:19:23] everybody in we're good everybody in give fuck pussy welcome in guys
[03:19:30] Don't worry, I'm the best pilot. Honestly, I saved all of your lives. Welcome in.
[03:19:38] Ha, beautiful day, isn't it?
[03:19:45] I've cost that guy three helicopters already
[03:20:04] Would you say is it true you don't eat fruit or vegetables? Oh, I love fruit and vegetables
[03:20:10] Are you fucking serious bro? I'm a redneck. We eat potatoes with everything.
[03:20:18] And green beans, we just add at least five sticks of butter on anything that we eat. Go ahead.
[03:20:26] Fair enough.
[03:20:30] I won't say when I think of vegetables, potato is not the first thing I'm thinking of, but hey,
[03:20:35] you know.
[03:20:35] Is that potato not a vegetable?
[03:20:40] Is it potato or not a vegetable?
[03:20:43] That's not what I said.
[03:20:44] I just said I was thinking, I thought vegetable maybe I got broccoli or something.
[03:20:50] I love broccoli, steamed broccoli with a little bit of salt.
[03:20:53] Fair enough, fair enough.
[03:20:54] Eggplants, I know you love those for multiple reasons.
[03:20:58] Oh really?
[03:20:59] Squash, zucchini.
[03:21:00] I'm just surprised that you'd be a picky eater, you know.
[03:21:04] I'm surprised you don't just filter feed you scrawny fuck like a flower.
[03:21:10] You just lay out in the sun and absorb.
[03:21:14] Can I charge you extra all you can eat buffets or what?
[03:21:19] You should invest in extra all you can eat buffets, because Lord knows you need it.
[03:21:27] So your body sharing.
[03:21:29] You walk into a doctor's office and they go, Sim did you eat this year?
[03:21:34] hahaha, okay, okay
[03:21:40] That's just the truth
[03:21:44] That's just the truth. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest the same pilot. I've crashed in our spawn like three times and stole his business
[03:21:54] The last time I crashed him because you're a fucking idiot
[03:21:59] I'm minus six thousand right now it is what it is
[03:22:04] guys I legitimately don't think ammo does anything anymore I don't think it
[03:22:12] does I don't I don't think that dropping off ammo gives you a sys I think they
[03:22:19] like patch that no they're unloading it I'm telling you
[03:22:27] I have dropped no exaggeration like 15 ammo pallets and I have not gotten paid for anything.
[03:22:41] I've gotten paid for them unloading it but I've not gotten assists.
[03:22:45] Is that just because my team is just not using mortars or literally anything?
[03:23:05] Let me see if I can catch this guy.
[03:23:15] Yeah, that is my game in that show. Nobody builds, bro. Nobody builds. My games are three
[03:23:26] things. The most anti air you've ever seen, nobody builds, and at least 10 people are cursing
[03:23:32] me out in the all chat. That's how it works. That's all it is every time.
[03:23:41] Yeah, but with the fuel and with the building supplies, you don't make as much money rather
[03:24:04] than bringing ammo and when people kill people with mortars and shit, you get assists.
[03:24:10] Hey.
[03:24:11] Hey, balls.
[03:24:14] Wow.
[03:24:16] Hey, hey balls
[03:24:28] Well that guy's crashed like six Ellie's
[03:24:47] What did you just say dog?
[03:24:51] Are you sitting up in the front you fat bitch?
[03:24:57] Are you sure about that you might be in the back, but that fucking big-ass belly of yours is probably hanging up here
[03:25:16] out of here oh dog is dead 100% yeah dog's dead any moment now oh we live holy
[03:25:25] shit I thought it was for sure cooked
[03:25:35] we are so close we are so close boys we are so close oh my god I'm so close
[03:25:43] I'm good
[03:25:46] All right, we're officially in profit we don't see this very often
[03:25:52] Symphony I'm getting told by rats in your chat that you were riding with other helicopters. Are you fucking serious?
[03:26:00] No, this guy's just cooking your shit saying it's too easy to shrooms like you and he doesn't even
[03:26:07] You need said you're easy to read and all you do is you short a server
[03:26:11] He just looks at other people on the server on shrimp sites
[03:26:16] He said you're an easy read hutch
[03:26:21] What's his name
[03:26:25] Realistically, I don't even know who that is bro. Dude. I'm so fucking cool. I was in our squad that game when
[03:26:32] nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
[03:26:34] bro this is so cooked, this is so cooked
[03:26:36] sorry about that
[03:26:38] he just said in the helicopter don't snitch on me
[03:26:40] oh sorry, this is so cooked
[03:26:42] sorry
[03:26:43] bro this is so cooked dude
[03:26:45] there's, I am
[03:26:47] I'm not kidding there's
[03:26:49] quite literally nothing I can do
[03:26:51] there's just, there's just
[03:26:53] the horde of orcs
[03:26:55] are too strong
[03:26:57] I put on streamer mode
[03:26:59] I go anonymous
[03:27:02] I cry like a blade and nothing changes!
[03:27:07] Ugh.
[03:27:18] Try playing better.
[03:27:19] You tried sucking dick.
[03:27:27] Five bananas.
[03:27:29] Five bananas.
[03:27:30] Five bananas. Monkey eats bananas. Monkey never cramps.
[03:27:36] Monkeys never cramp. They eat bananas. They never cramp.
[03:27:40] So make sure you eat bananas.
[03:27:44] You're welcome for that, Oak. See you later.
[03:27:52] Oh!
[03:27:55] Symphony leaked.
[03:27:59] Symphony, what's it like being a fucking bitch?
[03:28:09] I'm getting people over here saying that you leaked.
[03:28:28] anything. I just told you what server it is once you're in it.
[03:28:35] Oh, no way. No, the codes are different. I'm looking at
[03:28:38] hushes right now. They're completely different. It doesn't
[03:28:41] matter.
[03:28:45] I'm watching you, Symphony.
[03:28:48] I did not leave. I did not leave.
[03:28:50] I'm watching you.
[03:28:52] Also, Carmen, give me one second.
[03:28:54] I'm gonna go ahead and put symphony in time out for joining in another helicopter
[03:29:01] All right, I had to move them I had to move his discord channel. I told him I'm in my word, you know, he has to be punished
[03:29:09] Yes, to be punished. He can't be over like that. No, you know
[03:29:13] He knows what type of financial struggles I'm in and he's he's going to hitting up other baby mamas, you know
[03:29:20] Like I'm not important like I don't cook and clean for him
[03:29:25] It's getting ridiculous
[03:29:28] I appreciate that
[03:29:35] So what other games have you been playing karma this game just this guys see you're that one on legal legends
[03:29:44] No, that wasn't you oh
[03:29:46] Somebody
[03:29:48] Yeah, I feel that I feel that you know a game
[03:29:51] I think that you would love and I'm pretty sure you were playing it for a little bit Delta Force
[03:29:57] Yeah, I played it a lot. I want to die
[03:30:03] That game when you play it enough gets old it is a good game though, but it's the abilities right
[03:30:10] Yeah, and just I don't I get to a point
[03:30:13] I played it so much and it just turns into like half the lobbies are the runners and it's no fun. I
[03:30:20] Agree, I agree completely. I
[03:30:22] Said this I I told chat
[03:30:25] Sorry, go ahead. No, you go ahead. You don't like third-party fights. Eventually you just lose. I
[03:30:33] Telled chat that in terms of gunplay in terms of aiming and shooting that game feels better than like
[03:30:40] everyone else's
[03:30:43] It feels incredible.
[03:30:50] It feels absolutely incredible,
[03:30:53] but where it loses players, in my opinion,
[03:30:57] is A, the style of it, like the look of it,
[03:31:01] and B, like you said, like every lobby,
[03:31:05] there's no groups, there's no duo, trio, quad, queue.
[03:31:10] And in a game like Tarkov, you can get away with that.
[03:31:13] You can get away with that because you know the game just works differently in Delta, bro
[03:31:19] Do you get three operators that are all running info?
[03:31:22] There is zero chance of the solo to make it out of that rate of life
[03:31:28] When I was starting the game, I was gonna like strange night, but I like three man of lunas
[03:31:34] Yeah, right? Yeah
[03:31:37] If they can fix that
[03:31:40] If they can fix that
[03:31:42] In terms of like making the game a little bit more solo enjoyable. I think the sky is the limit
[03:31:49] I also think it's one of those where unless they drop like one of the craziest updates ever
[03:31:54] It's just been out for so long people already have you know built up frustrations with it. I
[03:32:01] Enjoy it because I just play with coach
[03:32:05] I play with poach and he's my brain
[03:32:08] I play with poach I play with Mendo they just tell me what to do and I gamble and I love I love their skins in that game
[03:32:17] Yeah, they're so cool. They're the best skins out of any game that exists
[03:32:25] But you got real people there, I don't know you had some crazy look with those now remember that I
[03:32:31] But here's the reason here's the reality of it
[03:32:33] I've also had brother. I have like no exaggeration
[03:32:40] probably
[03:32:42] 50 epic skins and
[03:32:45] 45 of them are dog shit
[03:32:47] Like I mean we're talking of thousands of dollars both given to me during sponsors
[03:32:53] But also that I've spent of my own money
[03:32:57] I opened up so much and majority of them were hot fucking dick water
[03:33:03] If I do have a couple cool ones, I'm proud of
[03:33:10] Summit summit is the lucky one
[03:33:14] He was oh my gosh, bro. He found the heart of Africa. He has like this crazy him to skin
[03:33:20] He has but we found the heart of Africa and didn't even know he found the heart of Africa
[03:33:25] He's like, you know, oh look a jewel. He's like, oh look a jewel and put in his pocket
[03:33:30] 100 hours and he got an HOA.
[03:33:32] Yep.
[03:33:34] That's fun.
[03:33:36] Yep.
[03:33:37] I know people with like thousands of hours.
[03:33:39] Marksman still hasn't found one.
[03:33:41] I think he just found one recently.
[03:33:44] And he has like 15,000 hours or something like that.
[03:33:47] He's a billionaire and hasn't found one.
[03:33:49] Yeah.
[03:33:50] Little billionaire.
[03:33:52] That is also broad.
[03:33:53] That getting started is so difficult.
[03:33:56] Very difficult.
[03:33:57] Very, very difficult.
[03:33:58] And a game that doesn't wipe it's...
[03:34:01] Well, you start in easy mode and you're fighting bots,
[03:34:04] and then the next is normal and people can literally wear anything.
[03:34:07] And on top of that, like, knowledge is fucking everything in that game.
[03:34:13] So you're fighting against people with better stuff,
[03:34:15] with crazy knowledge,
[03:34:17] and abilities that will literally kill you before you see them.
[03:34:21] Am I dropping shit at the wrong place?
[03:34:29] Rather, I'm just looking at Tower 4.
[03:34:38] We have built nothing.
[03:34:39] And I'm just looking at all of my small crates that they have not done anything with yet.
[03:34:45] No one's even opened them?
[03:34:47] No one's even opened them.
[03:34:48] I'm so fucking depressed.
[03:34:53] Alright, you think Symphony set his time out?
[03:34:56] Yeah, he's playing it out.
[03:34:57] Okay, alright, let's pull him back in here.
[03:34:58] Hey, good boy.
[03:35:00] Hey, Symphony, welcome back in.
[03:35:02] Have you learned your lesson?
[03:35:04] I really apologize, Tacha.
[03:35:06] I don't know what happened again.
[03:35:08] Oh my gosh, I see the moneymaker.
[03:35:18] Fuck the helicopter.
[03:35:27] Yes!
[03:35:29] Bro, what are these games today, man?
[03:35:39] What in the fuck are these games today?
[03:35:44] Every game that we have played has been like fob central on all teams.
[03:35:49] Now no one's building fobs at all!
[03:35:52] Dude, today's games are weird.
[03:35:55] Everyone's been like spread out.
[03:35:57] You've been so assed.
[03:35:59] We haven't had one good game yet today.
[03:36:01] We've been playing for almost four hours.
[03:36:03] The games were insane before.
[03:36:06] The joints.
[03:36:08] What's that supposed to mean, Symphony?
[03:36:11] I think you deserve it that you were dismantling the other teams.
[03:36:18] Nah, they're gonna do it.
[03:36:23] How different are the games that you guys play without me than when you play with me?
[03:36:30] I mean, I didn't play.
[03:36:32] Yeah, I feel like it was immediately just, like, way worse.
[03:36:36] That first game we played, I literally didn't see any of it.
[03:36:40] I don't know if that's just like a morning versus like mid-date thing or what dude dude.
[03:36:45] Every single day without that.
[03:36:49] He's calling you friends.
[03:36:50] But even that one game we had Mace on Zestaphonny, like, was weird, but...
[03:36:57] There was more action happening as I blow an ass and...
[03:37:01] When that first nose Eddie would play to touch, like I don't know what.
[03:37:04] So you're saying you hate me and you want me to die?
[03:37:11] I just don't want you to fuck with me.
[03:37:15] I'm fucking around.
[03:37:17] I'm fucking around.
[03:37:20] They're gonna tear on you or fuck with us.
[03:37:22] I'm just going and being a menace.
[03:37:25] Hahahaha
[03:37:35] No, I haven't seen what they're adding. Where are they adding?
[03:37:48] That's just only made 14k in the last hour. Stop fucking watching me!
[03:37:55] Alright. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.
[03:37:59] There's currently, look, open up your map.
[03:38:01] There's currently a blue rocket heli waiting in the trees
[03:38:05] for me to bring the three squad vehicle in.
[03:38:08] And he's going to immediately fucking kill me. I guarantee it.
[03:38:14] Yeah, you need to get in that way.
[03:38:18] Oh, this is not good.
[03:38:25] Oh blue has a respawn vehicle as well.
[03:38:33] It's a circle of life!
[03:38:44] Wait for it! Watch this money go...
[03:38:46] BLEEEEN!
[03:38:47] 4,500
[03:38:56] Bang! Oh, it's only 3k
[03:38:58] Yeah, it would, it is
[03:39:01] Shit
[03:39:09] Chad, do you guys want to be a base bitch this game?
[03:39:14] I'm down to be a base bitch this game.
[03:39:16] Change things up.
[03:39:22] The Castle of Hutch?
[03:39:37] Fuck.
[03:39:40] Shit.
[03:39:44] I got a fucking sniper, huh?
[03:39:51] Shoot the fucking guy!
[03:39:58] What are you doing?
[03:40:04] I got a fucking sniper, huh?
[03:40:11] Oh, I can stop her, huh?
[03:40:15] Where is he?
[03:40:21] He's down in there. He's down to the right.
[03:40:25] He's close right.
[03:40:29] He's underneath the drill.
[03:40:34] Up top now. Up top. Second level right above you.
[03:40:37] Running up the staircase!
[03:40:39] Good shot.
[03:40:41] very nice beautiful
[03:41:09] bro what the fuck are we building we didn't even build nothing the hell are
[03:41:18] you guys doing up here what are you saying you guys haven't built shit you
[03:41:30] You put two gates up!
[03:41:36] I don't know what the hell you're saying!
[03:41:43] We'll load all this shit.
[03:41:53] I'll build!
[03:41:55] I'll fucking build I'll fucking build
[03:42:01] What do we got any hammers small crate? Don't even know small
[03:42:07] There's a hammer right here. Where's that at on the other side?
[03:42:11] I'll build you guys protect me you sons of bitches. Oh
[03:42:17] My gosh there's snipers not even builders
[03:42:20] I'll buy this. Let's go
[03:42:23] Let's build I'll fucking build
[03:42:37] Your onion they can jump over like right here
[03:42:45] Got it I'll repair that here at a moment. Where's it at?
[03:42:52] I think they can just climb over that shot it. Let me seal it up
[03:43:14] Shit
[03:43:22] Shit.
[03:43:32] Shit.
[03:43:37] Shit.
[03:43:39] I'm fucked up.
[03:43:52] Do I go barbwire?
[03:44:01] Son of a bitch
[03:44:22] Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
[03:44:47] Wonderful.
[03:44:48] beautiful yep that's what I'm talking about don't question the builder don't
[03:44:58] question the builder I know what I'm doing sound oh that guy is yep little
[03:45:11] C was right here. How do I get the C was right here?
[03:45:26] Oh, it is you.
[03:45:29] What?
[03:45:33] Yeah, yeah, it's him.
[03:45:36] You playing with something?
[03:45:37] Sadly, sadly, I'm playing with him. His mom.
[03:45:42] His mom Texan my mom you know how that goes dude, you know I get in the community service and
[03:45:51] There it is I couldn't agree more
[03:45:56] Thank you, yeah, please useless useless little bird shit, any but a moment
[03:46:04] Don't worry guys, it's gonna be the best base you've ever seen!
[03:46:34] Holy shit, this takes forever.
[03:47:00] I have become what I hate.
[03:47:02] I am now a base bitch.
[03:47:04] And it is what it is.
[03:47:06] It is what it is.
[03:47:08] Sometimes things happen.
[03:47:10] Sometimes you have to go back to your roots.
[03:47:13] You know?
[03:47:32] I'm going to be inside.
[03:47:55] Very nice.
[03:47:56] Okay.
[03:47:57] We got mortars down below being built!
[03:48:09] Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me!
[03:48:15] Yep, don't worry, I'll be up here in one moment.
[03:48:23] Have fun!
[03:48:24] Another mortar up!
[03:48:34] Yeah, if I gotcha!
[03:48:48] Go ahead!
[03:49:00] Good luck!
[03:49:08] Let's go here, double elevated.
[03:49:13] If I get all the way up there, I don't think I can.
[03:49:17] Put this one right over here.
[03:49:33] Beautiful.
[03:49:47] Is this the anti air?
[03:50:09] Fuck yeah.
[03:50:10] Let him have it boys.
[03:50:11] Oh, yeah, this right here is what you call a master builder
[03:50:41] oh yeah oh yeah bang boom bang boom bang bang bang boom boom bang boom boom bang bang
[03:51:02] so beautiful
[03:51:22] now we gotta put these up and then we gotta put another one off above it
[03:51:32] Son of a bitch!
[03:51:36] We need to hit those mortars before they kill us!
[03:51:39] Oh
[03:52:01] Gotta get those models
[03:52:09] good
[03:52:11] good
[03:52:13] good
[03:52:15] all right
[03:52:17] now that's this is protected
[03:52:19] good
[03:52:21] what else do we need chat
[03:52:23] what else do we need
[03:52:25] we need a drill
[03:52:27] we're just gonna stay alive
[03:52:29] we're getting out of the fucking tower
[03:52:31] we're just gonna stay alive
[03:52:33] we're getting out of the fucking tower
[03:52:35] we're just gonna stay alive
[03:52:37] I
[03:52:49] Is young fucking take forever
[03:53:07] Yo, we got people outside the games!
[03:53:11] They're coming in! Look at the games!
[03:53:14] Now now now there's other I'm just stealing this bitch
[03:53:44] Oh, I'm gonna fucking...
[03:53:46] SEALED! SEALED! SEALED!
[03:53:58] SEALED!
[03:54:03] Why is it, why is it...
[03:54:05] Where's the other door? Where's the other door?
[03:54:07] Where's the other door?
[03:54:11] Where's the other door?
[03:54:14] oh my gosh help they killed me they're looking through that little hole
[03:54:26] Bro, who the fuck put windows?
[03:54:33] I did not put those.
[03:54:44] Oh my gosh, he doesn't have a fucking dazep!
[03:54:49] What the hell?
[03:54:56] Oh my gosh what a catch!
[03:54:58] Was that a touchdown?
[03:55:12] I can get over over there.
[03:55:14] Res me again! Res me again!
[03:55:26] I
[03:55:45] Protect me
[03:55:56] I don't know what I've been told.
[03:56:08] Building is my game and it's getting old.
[03:56:16] Don't yell at me!
[03:56:41] Don't worry boys, build their hutch over here.
[03:56:44] Don't worry about nothing.
[03:56:56] me King Hutch. That's what we got to do. This is how we got to make our money, boys.
[03:57:18] We have to put in work for this habit.
[03:57:20] I have to start working down some floors here.
[03:57:22] If I go down the back ladder, I'm done for sure.
[03:57:25] Halley! Get on empty air!
[03:57:48] We're almost done.
[03:57:55] We're almost done.
[03:58:02] Yes!
[03:58:07] Okay.
[03:58:10] I'm putting more anti air on this side of the Crip.
[03:58:23] He's talking about taking a piss out of the fridge I don't even know what that means
[03:58:44] Good.
[03:58:46] We're not ready to pull you fucking idiots!
[03:59:06] What are we doing?
[03:59:08] Oh my God!
[03:59:10] We're not ready for this!
[03:59:12] My defense is ready!
[03:59:14] Man the gods!
[03:59:16] Man the currents!
[03:59:18] You sons of bitches!
[03:59:21] I'm not ready for this!
[03:59:42] there is no way
[04:00:04] Boys, I need everyone to the tower!
[04:00:18] Report to the tower, stand!
[04:00:22] Oh my, he's absolute fucking morons, bro.
[04:00:34] He's fucking idiots.
[04:00:36] Dude, bro.
[04:00:39] I feel like War Dogs needs to get in a room,
[04:00:43] in a meeting room and go, okay guys,
[04:00:45] the average brain cell of the people who play our game
[04:00:50] is negative four.
[04:00:51] So we need to make this game absolute dummy resistant.
[04:00:57] There's no such thing as dummy proof,
[04:00:59] but it has to be dummy resistant.
[04:01:02] Because right now, these fucking idiots are just ruining it for everybody else.
[04:01:07] He's running it.
[04:01:11] 998.
[04:01:13] We have zero building.
[04:01:28] They are treating you.
[04:01:29] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[04:01:30] oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh we need building
[04:01:41] It's the plush!
[04:01:51] If they say they go like the other half of your building, I can't see them.
[04:01:54] Oh, he's climbed up, climbed up!
[04:01:57] Left side!
[04:02:08] Okay, there's a flaw in my building.
[04:02:10] Okay!
[04:02:11] Okay, there is a flaw and I've recognized that flaw
[04:02:23] We need building supplies
[04:02:30] We need building supplies
[04:02:32] I don't have a backpack. I need a backpack. Thank you so much. Good sir. We see that backpack.
[04:02:52] Thank you, thank you!
[04:03:00] Thank you, good sir!
[04:03:22] Oh
[04:03:40] Holy shit, holy shit
[04:03:44] Get on the anti-air damage!
[04:03:51] Wait, how do I build, how do I build the tower with the megaphone?
[04:04:00] Which one's the tower with the megaphone?
[04:04:02] Is it this one?
[04:04:07] How do I build it?
[04:04:11] Oh, shit!
[04:04:23] We need a new fob? Wait, they destroyed our fob?
[04:04:26] Aw, I hate it.
[04:04:41] What the fuck?
[04:04:48] We need a new fob!
[04:04:56] We need a new fob!
[04:05:00] Everybody panic!
[04:05:10] I'm over here, we need a new fog bed!
[04:05:13] You can't just go around stabbing people man.
[04:05:25] Retard mortar fire!
[04:05:36] Oh my gosh.
[04:05:38] Is anyone in a helicopter?
[04:05:50] Just tune your that area
[04:05:53] Okay
[04:05:58] All right nothing here once you go into this staircase
[04:06:02] Someone's shooting at me
[04:06:04] fuck this I know what I'm doing
[04:06:08] how much building supplies do I have?
[04:06:12] I don't have enough. Do I kill myself?
[04:06:16] can you go back to base and get a fob?
[04:06:20] don't hit me don't hit me
[04:06:23] just assemble the sandbag man
[04:06:27] I just sent that
[04:06:31] That's gonna buy a Bob
[04:06:40] Free loo
[04:06:42] I don't know what to do with that.
[04:06:49] I don't know what to do with that.
[04:06:55] I don't know what to do with that.
[04:07:00] Easy money.
[04:07:03] Easy kid.
[04:07:04] Easy life.
[04:07:05] If you guys were a monkey, would you have two bananas?
[04:07:08] Oh, one save yourself!
[04:07:14] We go.
[04:07:19] Give me this shit.
[04:07:20] Let me heal up.
[04:07:23] Watch this voice. Let me show you all something.
[04:07:26] And they've used all the ammo.
[04:07:30] All the ammo is gone.
[04:07:33] All of the ammo is gone.
[04:07:35] What's over here?
[04:07:36] over here. Can someone get us another fob?
[04:07:40] Oh, it's because the fob is destroyed.
[04:07:47] Alright, we literally have a heli right here.
[04:07:53] I'm going back to get a fob!
[04:08:06] I'm not going to be able to bring you back.
[04:08:27] I'm going to bring back a bunch of base building shit.
[04:08:35] but we might actually... oh sorry I thought it was good
[04:08:46] that guy's gonna have a fob
[04:08:50] that guy's gonna have a fob
[04:09:05] It's already back son of a bitch.
[04:09:20] Okay.
[04:09:23] Okay, we want this.
[04:09:32] good and then we watch okay and then we won't why can I open up the second one
[04:09:42] game game why am I not able to open up the second one why can I open up the
[04:09:49] second one that I bought oh right here
[04:09:56] let's go
[04:09:59] Don't call me a tarred. Fuck you.
[04:10:11] Ammo? Fuck them, fuck them.
[04:10:15] Someone else bring Ammo.
[04:10:17] I'm so glad the guy here, that killed two.
[04:10:27] Fuel is for the drill.
[04:10:29] Building supplies is for the building supplies.
[04:10:33] Duh.
[04:10:36] I'm gonna win this game.
[04:10:38] I'm gonna win, I'm gonna be the first person to ever win the game by building. First ever.
[04:10:44] Pretty cool. Yes, me.
[04:10:47] Yeah, first world's first.
[04:11:17] Oh, we already have one.
[04:11:42] Wonderful.
[04:11:43] Okay.
[04:11:44] We'll need this.
[04:11:46] Good.
[04:11:47] grab all this stuff cool they killed our drills but our second drill over here
[04:12:02] they also killed all that okay it's fine
[04:12:07] And then let's go let's go there then let's go here some protection
[04:12:25] Beautiful all right little protection while I build
[04:12:37] Don't move that! Leave it there!
[04:12:42] Don't move that! Just leave it there!
[04:12:59] Bro, what the fuck are we doing?
[04:13:03] Pig, what are we doing?
[04:13:07] Big! What are we doing?
[04:13:15] I think we got a griefer. I think we have a griefer gentlemen in the fob.
[04:13:19] Bob.
[04:13:34] Nice.
[04:13:39] We got people outside the gates! Be careful!
[04:13:43] I hear you out there, you bitch.
[04:13:49] I
[04:13:53] We're gonna win before I even get to build to be honest do I stop building it or I just sit here and farm
[04:14:06] Farm okay
[04:14:08] well see that's my that's my my fear with the building stuff is like one
[04:14:20] griefer can can destroy everything for me and more building supplies shit
[04:14:27] You guys are terrible.
[04:14:39] Fuck you retard.
[04:14:42] You're terrible.
[04:14:43] You're dog shit.
[04:14:44] Maybe one day you'll win.
[04:14:45] But that day is not the day against me.
[04:14:48] It's never gonna be.
[04:14:50] You suck.
[04:14:51] Me and Pine held this down.
[04:14:52] This is our castle.
[04:14:53] This is our castle.
[04:14:54] This is our safe space.
[04:14:56] We make love here, is that right Pine?
[04:15:00] Fuck you bitch!
[04:15:08] Fuck you, Sam.
[04:15:10] I'm currently getting griefed by somebody in the base.
[04:15:13] I don't hear nothing.
[04:15:14] I can't even build without getting griefed.
[04:15:16] One of these cocksuckers switched team
[04:15:18] and is now just trying to destroy our respawn truck.
[04:15:25] I'm in the hell over here!
[04:15:26] I got a mic on the new line please, northeast.
[04:15:37] Forty six northeast, moving to the left, right to left.
[04:15:52] 46 Northeast moving
[04:16:10] That'll happen
[04:16:22] of
[04:16:29] the
[04:16:36] of
[04:16:39] the
[04:16:43] of
[04:16:51] are you at pussy? are you at pussy?
[04:17:11] I'm just gonna say I won that game.
[04:17:14] Watch your fat
[04:17:17] Shut the fuck up dog
[04:17:21] I love you bitch pussy
[04:17:31] Oh
[04:17:34] Wow symphony, I'm in an all-time low
[04:17:38] So what happened on you
[04:17:43] Look at the money though, look at the money, look at the money, look at the money!
[04:17:47] Did you get profit?
[04:17:50] 117,000 profit no big deal.
[04:17:52] Oh, you're fucking chilling.
[04:17:54] No big deal.
[04:17:55] And no weeks by the way.
[04:17:56] Yeah, we're backing it up.
[04:17:57] Yep.
[04:17:58] And there, there goes that.
[04:17:59] I'm a builder now, Symphony.
[04:18:01] I'm a builder now.
[04:18:02] Oh!
[04:18:03] Okay.
[04:18:04] I found my passion.
[04:18:07] I found my passion.
[04:18:08] They call me an architect.
[04:18:10] They call me the great Hutchimus the Architectimus.
[04:18:17] So they've been calling me.
[04:18:18] I like that, I like that.
[04:18:20] Yep, they call me the fobster.
[04:18:24] The architect, I like that.
[04:18:25] The fobster.
[04:18:27] You're gonna see this next game.
[04:18:29] I'm going from minute one till hour three
[04:18:33] building my fucking dick and balls off.
[04:18:35] I'm gonna have anti air.
[04:18:38] I'm gonna have mortars, I'm gonna have trails,
[04:18:43] I'm gonna have speakers,
[04:18:45] we're gonna have meetings, churches, sessions,
[04:18:47] we're gonna have everything.
[04:18:49] And I'm not talking about churches in the Lord,
[04:18:51] I'm talking about churches chicken, all right?
[04:18:54] Where it's gonna be a fucking hub.
[04:18:56] People are gonna come from all around the world and say,
[04:18:58] you see that?
[04:18:59] That's a base I wanna be in,
[04:19:02] especially the other team,
[04:19:03] because to be honest, I was in there for five minutes
[04:19:07] before I'm pretty sure someone swapped teams
[04:19:09] and started trying to grief our respawn car.
[04:19:12] I like it.
[04:19:13] Yo, Hutch is chat.
[04:19:14] What's the longest he's gone in a stream
[04:19:15] without talking about food?
[04:19:21] Hi, hi, take that.
[04:19:24] I mean, every comparison you make,
[04:19:25] everything you talk about, it's always food.
[04:19:30] No, that doesn't sound like me.
[04:19:32] Five minutes, 35 seconds.
[04:19:35] Never
[04:19:41] Again the game can we get a game Sam? Can you stop digging around?
[04:19:46] Hey, I
[04:19:48] Good amount of kills that game dude. I was fucking locked. Hey, you know what you don't have a good amount of bitches
[04:19:54] Y'all, you know how you you you kind of showed me the way now you were laying to me on top of that tower over and over again
[04:19:59] Yeah, new new and all I do now bro. Oh, I do
[04:20:04] bro if the eagle flew to the titans I'm gonna fucking sling a slur and that is
[04:20:11] what it is like if it happens bro I'm gonna say it they're already playing
[04:20:18] it's 17 17 and I'm gonna fucking jump off a bridge if we lose in game in game
[04:20:25] second half. Y'all one Lodgy run.
[04:20:32] Yes, yes, I'll be building quad.
[04:20:35] Definitely Lodgy run.
[04:20:38] Alpha squad. That way we can keep track of all the warfogs.
[04:20:42] Ten four. Gentlemen, I'm going to be in the alpha squad because the alpha squad is who's building.
[04:20:48] Okay.
[04:20:51] Hey, hey, don't you make fun of me and my fellow builders you piece of shit, okay?
[04:20:58] We're the fundamental thing that changes games.
[04:21:02] We win games.
[04:21:09] Yeah, sounds good.
[04:21:11] So are you guys going with, I'm going with more of like a Norwegian, Norwegian prince castle myself at one of the drills.
[04:21:21] So long as it keeps the stills in green as they bleed out.
[04:21:26] Yeah, no problem. Drills will be built immediately.
[04:21:31] Let me tell you there's a lot of bad people out there.
[04:21:34] I'm building, yes. I'm a builder now.
[04:21:38] I build incredible things.
[04:21:40] Someone call me the de Caprio of building.
[04:21:46] Yeah.
[04:21:47] What Leonardo DiCaprio is to acting is what I am to building. That's what they say
[04:21:55] That's what they say that's what they say I
[04:21:59] Got a 45 cold big hammer
[04:22:02] I don't even a yo a I don't even need a gun. You know, we're gonna bring a gun
[04:22:08] Grab a couple of mags
[04:22:09] No, we're not gonna need it because our building is going to be so fucking incredible
[04:22:14] Incredible that we won't need any of this, but I'm gonna build it. I'm just I'm gonna have it just in case
[04:22:20] I'm gonna have that gap on me that gap on me
[04:22:28] They're calling we're calling ourselves
[04:22:32] Hold on a minute, that's our name
[04:22:35] Wait, that's that's this squad's name. Are you fucking for real?
[04:22:41] That's what we're calling ourselves
[04:22:44] No, we gotta come up with a better name.
[04:22:47] Alright chat, where are we building?
[04:22:50] We might have LARPers on our team, might be in trouble.
[04:22:53] Dude, it kinda sounds like that.
[04:22:55] Bro, they're literally calling themselves Fobbits.
[04:22:59] I'm getting nervous.
[04:23:02] I'm getting nervous.
[04:23:05] Uh, my fellow fobsters, I will have a helicopter going to drill one here in a moment.
[04:23:12] We will we will need a lot of fuel. Let's go first building then ammo then fuel
[04:23:28] All right that works that works
[04:23:42] your helicopter has arrived come on in boys come on in it's gonna be repaired
[04:23:52] look it's fine get in
[04:23:57] get in there
[04:23:59] I don't know how many times sooner or later.
[04:24:01] I don't know how many times sooner or later.
[04:24:03] I don't know how many times sooner or later.
[04:24:05] Fuck everybody.
[04:24:07] Oh, this guy's got the music.
[04:24:09] The play-in.
[04:24:11] The play-in.
[04:24:13] The play-in.
[04:24:15] The play-in.
[04:24:17] The play-in.
[04:24:19] Supplies.
[04:24:21] Fold.
[04:24:23] Fold.
[04:24:25] I do not want to have to come back.
[04:24:27] Also, I'm pretty sure that they're gonna place the fob down and my fob is gonna be rendered useless.
[04:24:43] What?
[04:24:45] What did you say?
[04:24:46] I got live mason, I think every guy just dropped.
[04:24:49] Every time you talk?
[04:24:50] I'm just gonna take the headphones off.
[04:24:51] What did you say?
[04:24:52] What the hell is everyone?
[04:24:53] I'm running Nick Ryan.
[04:24:54] I don't know.
[04:24:56] Oh, they're landing outside of our base.
[04:25:05] OK.
[04:25:10] Yes, ma'am.
[04:25:14] Yes, ma'am.
[04:25:17] All right.
[04:25:18] Now we're ready.
[04:25:26] They already have the fog down?
[04:25:30] They don't.
[04:25:31] They don't.
[04:25:32] We can sneak in there and steal it.
[04:25:35] Oh, did they get it down?
[04:25:43] They didn't.
[04:25:46] They didn't.
[04:25:47] They didn't.
[04:25:48] They didn't.
[04:25:49] They didn't.
[04:25:50] They didn't.
[04:25:51] They didn't.
[04:25:52] I'm half way there.
[04:25:58] Go, pick him up!
[04:26:00] Oh my!
[04:26:01] He's working on a focus on getting more engaged.
[04:26:04] He's just this 30 round mad sprawl, I'm just sitting here fucking.
[04:26:15] Let me tell you we got engaged.
[04:26:18] Fucking reloading for half the game.
[04:26:20] I'm beginning to build the wall.
[04:26:49] I am beginning to walk.
[04:26:56] Shit.
[04:27:01] You got a red and green tier west.
[04:27:07] Shit.
[04:27:09] Where was that?
[04:27:12] Shit.
[04:27:13] Shit.
[04:27:14] Shit.
[04:27:15] Coming in hot.
[04:27:16] Oh, I turned this shit off. Get off of me. That'll work, that'll work, that'll work,
[04:27:32] That'll work. That'll work.
[04:27:39] Are you fucking high?
[04:27:56] Oh my gosh, the trees, you can't build around the trees.
[04:28:02] I'm getting trolled.
[04:28:20] This fucking bitch!
[04:28:21] Alright, are you building walls?
[04:28:23] Cucumber, you want me to build the structures?
[04:28:26] Alright, 10-4, got structures, building structures.
[04:28:31] I think we're all around the crane, or uh, those like white buildings.
[04:28:39] Yep.
[04:28:40] On which side?
[04:28:42] Like uh, uh, here.
[04:28:47] Okay, down, down.
[04:28:51] Cool.
[04:28:52] I got it down, got it down.
[04:28:56] Cool.
[04:29:09] If you want to talk to us, you must.
[04:29:14] Don't trust, hey listen, trust me. Trust me, this is genius, trust.
[04:29:19] Night then, mate.
[04:29:20] Trust.
[04:29:22] Trust yo, John
[04:29:29] This is genius trust me trust me trust me watch this watch this watch this watch this
[04:29:35] Watch this watch this
[04:29:46] How do I reconnect it is it pee I think
[04:29:48] I think...
[04:29:50] Oh my god.
[04:29:51] Got P.
[04:30:07] He's going straight to steal my hammer.
[04:30:12] Help on me!
[04:30:18] in that in that side guys are already taking our fault from us before I've
[04:30:31] even got to build you guys think I could get a little bit of assistance over
[04:30:39] there. Yeah. Nothing gets past this
[04:30:45] guy somewhere there Mason. Hey. Hey,
[04:30:48] he's just shooting at me. Uh,
[04:30:51] somewhere right next to you, right?
[04:30:54] That's a one. The guy was just
[04:30:57] shooting. No, no, no. Hey, green guy,
[04:31:00] can I ask you something?
[04:31:09] I don't I don't
[04:31:19] Help me
[04:31:25] Thank you
[04:31:29] Thank you so much. I don't I don't
[04:31:39] hahahahha
[04:31:41] my man what kind of beer you drinking
[04:31:49] yey modelo my friend
[04:31:53] that man go to the field
[04:31:54] oh good for you bro
[04:32:01] okay I have
[04:32:04] I've made a great mistake this
[04:32:06] Oh my gosh.
[04:32:15] Old.
[04:32:26] All part of the plan.
[04:32:28] All part of the plan.
[04:32:29] Oh, dude, I'm a damn genius.
[04:32:34] Wait, how do we go like this?
[04:32:44] Yeah, let's get these walls up to easier with us with hammers.
[04:32:59] is what they call artistic genius or autistic genius either one is honestly a
[04:33:06] correct answer
[04:33:29] beautiful absolutely beautiful now this is what I'm talking about
[04:33:42] oh where is the building oh no where's my where's the X where's the X where's
[04:33:56] Where's the X?
[04:33:59] Where's the X?
[04:34:00] Okay, so...
[04:34:01] Alright, so here, let me tell you what I was thinking, right?
[04:34:04] I was gonna build this and have it walled so we don't get sniped.
[04:34:08] Problem is, just presented itself, I don't see the X found.
[04:34:12] I see it.
[04:34:15] Oh, okay.
[04:34:17] You don't see it at all?
[04:34:19] I don't see it at all.
[04:34:20] Nope.
[04:34:21] I'm building a repair and refuel at the fog.
[04:34:34] I don't know how these stations work exactly if I need to put them together and leave around.
[04:34:48] We need a minute to do it.
[04:34:52] Yep, yep.
[04:34:53] Yes we do.
[04:34:54] I'm sorry to repair and reboot.
[04:34:59] Thank you so much.
[04:35:03] You take this, you build this, I'm going up top.
[04:35:10] Going on everybody, what's going on?
[04:35:12] Hello, fellow builders.
[04:35:15] Hello, fellow builders, hello.
[04:35:33] I feel like that's not going to work. Oh my gosh.
[04:35:52] I have a question for another review. Do they have to be up on it or do they just work with the proxy?
[04:36:03] Brother, you're not real! You're not real! Why in the fuck are you holding that?
[04:36:13] I need a rest in the tower! I need a rest in the tower! I need a rest in the tower!
[04:36:23] Uh, they're on the roof, shooting in the fob.
[04:36:31] That's less than it.
[04:36:33] I need a rest.
[04:36:34] Thank you so much.
[04:36:38] That's a common hold for snipers.
[04:36:40] Band over, Cat, for at least five minutes for being A, either right or B, just speaking his mind.
[04:36:46] Band them!
[04:36:47] Walking to North Korea, motherfucker!
[04:36:49] She thought I was building a castle!
[04:36:51] I'm building walls!
[04:36:52] YOU SON OF A BITCHES EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
[04:37:08] I'm pretty much just doing some sniper towers for us to use
[04:37:12] There's no way to do the IDF garage for when we get uh...
[04:37:16] ...a spawnman
[04:37:17] I'm building a hundred doors in this bitch
[04:37:27] You want to blow into this thing you're going to blow through a hundred doors a hundred doors
[04:37:41] Watch out coming through a river
[04:37:47] Don't call me Kim Jong-union.
[04:38:12] There you go.
[04:38:24] There you go.
[04:38:42] Can I get a rez?
[04:38:57] Can I get a rez up top on the shelf of the tower?
[04:39:08] I
[04:39:12] Get a rest, please
[04:39:20] Boys I need someone to come to this tower and fucking save me please God all right
[04:39:24] I see you guys there. I'm on the second floor of our tower symphony unmute right now come and save me
[04:39:31] What you need brown second?
[04:39:33] I'm on the way.
[04:39:34] I'm off the tower.
[04:39:35] What the hell are you?
[04:39:36] You're not going to rest here?
[04:39:37] No, bro.
[04:39:38] I'm with the fucking dumb and disabled over here.
[04:39:41] We're trying our hardest, but it's like we're trying to put triangles in the circles.
[04:39:44] Okay, I need a little bit of help.
[04:39:46] It's because I don't think any of them are shooting anybody.
[04:39:49] No, we're all, we all just got a hammer, and we're just hitting shit.
[04:39:54] Ha ha ha ha.
[04:39:55] I need help.
[04:39:56] You guys have a whole tank there.
[04:39:59] We're just making a bunch of fucking grilled cheeses over here.
[04:40:02] Damon, he's gonna get rezzed. Take me to the hot zone where we were, bro. We got to get back out.
[04:40:06] Bro, Symphony, Symphony, get your little ass over here right now.
[04:40:11] Get your little ass over here right now.
[04:40:20] Help!
[04:40:26] They're still all over there.
[04:40:29] You get rezzed that much?
[04:40:31] No, I didn't get ready at Symphony little fucking bitch. Help me
[04:40:44] Coming from spawn that's
[04:40:52] Help me
[04:41:01] No, I will not respawn, I refuse, I'm a poor worker.
[04:41:07] And we're getting slammed by mortars.
[04:41:11] Oh, I'm getting raised, Symphony, I'm opening up your stream, and if you are not there
[04:41:26] in this tower, I'm going to kill you.
[04:41:28] Oh, brawl, oh yeah, I'm out here.
[04:41:31] Time out he goes, time out he goes.
[04:41:34] Time out he goes.
[04:41:36] Symphony go fuck yourself, okay?
[04:41:38] Fuck you.
[04:41:41] Sorry for that Karma.
[04:41:42] You're not gonna be able to talk to Symphony
[04:41:43] for a couple of minutes.
[04:41:45] Apologize in advance.
[04:41:58] Yo, are they on our,
[04:42:00] Do we think they're on our roof? Are they on our roof?
[04:42:04] Uh, I doubt it. I think they're on a roof of one of these other buildings shooting in and around.
[04:42:09] Okay.
[04:42:10] I'm just gonna go up there.
[04:42:11] I'm gonna raise my disc like this, Matt.
[04:42:16] Keep fucking them up! Keep fucking them up!
[04:42:21] SimHate is crazy.
[04:42:23] I mean, guys, we have retards in here.
[04:42:25] I mean, I don't know what you want me to say.
[04:42:27] People are fucking idiots.
[04:42:30] Oh God oh God oh God God spare me go play the game you oh he's in the hot zone
[04:42:40] all right
[04:42:42] Help!
[04:42:45] Help!
[04:42:53] Help me! I'm on the staircase! Somebody help!
[04:43:07] Why am I going to the roof?
[04:43:09] You will understand why I'm coming to the roof when I get up to the roof
[04:43:14] You're gonna sit there and you're gonna go hudge the roof with the best play of the game
[04:43:18] That's what you're gonna say
[04:43:23] And so okay explain to me this okay
[04:43:27] We are pretty much dead last blue also has a ginormous fob
[04:43:33] Green also has a ginormous fob. Why is everyone at my fob?
[04:43:39] why is everyone here oh there's a hot zone over it well hopefully it comes down
[04:43:44] after the odd zone please help me dear god somebody help me
[04:43:53] gravity gravity I'm not hot I'm dead again I'm dead again
[04:44:00] karma oh bro because I don't get to play this fucking game bro you know
[04:44:06] before we even get established there I mean the hot zone's over us and everyone is sitting on like
[04:44:13] heights holding us from every every situation and somehow I'm in the negative as a filter I didn't
[04:44:24] even know that was possible we're in same with mortars with rocket helis we got snipers around
[04:44:33] us it's real bad I'm just currently dead right now waiting for a rest I'm up on a
[04:44:42] staircase go to the roof somebody help great stead that that's your right
[04:44:48] guys all I'm back
[04:44:57] I think I have to give up I have to give up I have to give up I have to give up I
[04:45:01] Have to give up it's the fourth quarter Titans have the ball at 1717 my god kill me
[04:45:09] They can't get worse for me. We have C4 cannot get worse for me
[04:45:21] Right here, I gotta bring a bag
[04:45:27] My bag will do
[04:45:29] We're going for the roof
[04:45:33] We're going for the roof
[04:45:40] Bro if we lose this game, I know I'm about to get spam called by everybody we cannot lose this game waste. Oh
[04:45:48] No, that's not my holy
[04:45:55] No, I got one oh
[04:45:59] Oh, no.
[04:46:00] Oh, no.
[04:46:01] We just got dead in the ditch.
[04:46:06] Are you clear to get?
[04:46:11] Oh, what a run.
[04:46:17] Oh, no.
[04:46:21] This is not good.
[04:46:38] I forgot a parachute.
[04:46:51] Bro, why is the zone sitting over our tower, man?
[04:46:55] The fuck is going on?
[04:47:08] What do you mean it's unsupported?
[04:47:30] What?
[04:47:31] Oh.
[04:47:32] Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, that's good there.
[04:47:55] Another one well I would like to have one there, but I can't
[04:48:05] Or what's happening what's happening why can't I why can't build this
[04:48:19] Oh, that's the wrong one
[04:48:25] War Talks has to be out to get you, Hunch. First your name was Unhuman, now you're scum.
[04:48:33] You gotta be fine to kill me. Shit. Just one of those bitch. Shit. How am I gonna survive
[04:48:49] How do I survive this shit?
[04:49:10] Is that a fucking drone?
[04:49:16] Fuck you. Fuck you bitch.
[04:49:18] fuck you bitch all righty I'm safe thank God
[04:49:26] okay
[04:49:35] okay it's good there
[04:49:49] Lay down.
[04:50:14] I had to stand up!
[04:50:18] I had to stand up.
[04:50:23] I have to come back.
[04:50:25] I'm going back and we're doing the exact same thing again.
[04:50:29] We're going back and we're doing the exact same thing again.
[04:50:34] This time I'm actually bringing a gun.
[04:50:43] Yes, I did have to stand up. Yes, I did you crackheads.
[04:50:48] Very up on him.
[04:50:51] Yeah, but I'm feeling how that guy's feeling. That guy fucking sounds like shit.
[04:50:57] Grabbing all this.
[04:51:00] Level three.
[04:51:03] Beautiful.
[04:51:05] Don't tell me that that's us pulling.
[04:51:09] If it's not us pulling, that's a good thing because we'll actually be able to play the game.
[04:51:15] Don't be us. Don't be us.
[04:51:18] Kill me fucking kill me. We're going back
[04:51:25] Parachute parachute chat lock in pay attention to what's going on
[04:51:48] Third and goal two minutes left. This is not good if they score a touchdown where fucked
[04:52:08] We have meds we have meds
[04:52:10] Uh, Symphony, do you think you can just get in my helicopter and that's a lot?
[04:52:22] Huh?
[04:52:24] Bet you can do that?
[04:52:30] No, no, no, no, no, bitch, bitch.
[04:52:32] You sure my name is Kyle.
[04:52:34] No fucking wonders.
[04:52:36] No, move me in the channel.
[04:52:38] I
[04:52:42] Think about it. Oh my god, there's a rocket. Hell. He already trying to kill us
[04:52:54] There's already bro bro, there's already a rocket. He's coming after us. Oh, no, he's gone. He's looking for the tank. We're good
[04:53:00] Yo cow is a crazy shero name by the way.
[04:53:05] I know bro, I know.
[04:53:07] Jump here unless you want to die and protect the fob, you talk suckers.
[04:53:20] Why does it this fit I mean, bro, oh it's this one
[04:53:39] Fuck it, fuck it. We don't need it. Fuck it. That was a bad idea anyways. Oh, and I can't place that.
[04:53:52] What do I, what do I put on here to place those chat? It's these, right? Don't I have to use these?
[04:53:59] How do I flip them? Can I turn them?
[04:54:03] Oh my gosh, we don't have supplies.
[04:54:05] uh gentleman we have no supplies do we have a fob coming anytime soon
[04:54:18] oh we need a lot more building supplies
[04:54:35] Oh, I shouldn't have crashed like that.
[04:54:38] Yeah, we honestly, we honestly need a pallet.
[04:54:52] Yeah, I know where I'm in. That's too far.
[04:54:56] Oh, I hit him once.
[04:55:05] Don't even ask me to pick up the sniper. Hell no.
[04:55:18] This was potentially the worst decision I've ever made.
[04:55:25] This guy is a completely empty heli and no building supplies.
[04:55:35] Kill me.
[04:55:36] Holy shikies.
[04:55:37] Keep the pressure right in the hole.
[04:55:44] Oh, we got some building supplies.
[04:55:45] Okay.
[04:55:46] We got to build the amp here before anyone else builds anything.
[04:55:49] We got to build amp here.
[04:55:52] Brother, why in the fuck?
[04:55:57] There is literally a guy on a fucking sea ways underneath me!
[04:56:02] You psychopath!
[04:56:03] That's why we built it.
[04:56:15] Right, dude, you're actually the most shameless motherfucker I've ever seen.
[04:56:21] You would rather kill yourself to try and kill me, than survive and just play the game.
[04:56:28] You sick fuck.
[04:56:32] I fucked up.
[04:56:33] Those should be half walls.
[04:56:39] Those should be half walls.
[04:56:40] Can I dismantle?
[04:56:41] How do I dismantle again?
[04:56:42] I don't remember what my keybind is.
[04:56:45] Yeah, right here.
[04:56:48] Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro fucking bro.
[04:57:13] Yeah.
[04:57:39] Very nice.
[04:57:42] Where is that fucking shooting me from?
[04:57:49] Oh, it's in the woods out there. What the fuck?
[04:57:56] How do I stop that?
[04:58:09] Well now, bitch.
[04:58:12] can't shoot me now idiot fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you die
[04:58:27] I don't know what.
[04:58:32] Don't ask any questions, don't ask.
[04:58:44] Listen, don't ask any questions, okay?
[04:58:47] It's a peek!
[04:58:48] It's a peek, okay?
[04:58:49] It's like rust.
[04:58:50] It's like rust.
[04:58:51] It's like rust.
[04:58:52] See, look at this.
[04:58:55] Boom.
[04:58:56] boom now the guy doesn't get to look at anything okay you're welcome everyone in
[04:59:02] this base is welcome it wasn't for me we wouldn't have the building supplies being
[04:59:09] utilized in the best possible way ever okay we're back out of building supplies
[04:59:15] but we also need fuel oh my god bro these motherfuckers already used of all
[04:59:23] They're just trying to take out our CRAM and we ain't got supplies to build another.
[04:59:27] Gotta be kidding me.
[04:59:39] Can we get some more building supplies, please?
[04:59:42] God, if I can just get this anti-air up, I get to play the game.
[04:59:45] And it's gonna be legendary.
[04:59:47] Are you fucking-
[04:59:49] Yeah, we got another one dropped off as well.
[05:00:12] We get this unloaded, we get the buggy game!
[05:00:15] YES!
[05:00:45] I'll stand up.
[05:00:52] You don't stand up when you're in the middle of it.
[05:01:22] I want you guys to understand what this guy's doing right now, okay?
[05:01:28] He is losing like 10,000 plus and not targeting a seawish so that he can come up here and
[05:01:40] shoot me building this anti-air.
[05:01:48] Like that is fucking ridiculous.
[05:01:50] What is this guy's name?
[05:01:52] This is the funnest shit I've ever heard.
[05:01:59] Some of the walls in your place were a beautiful home.
[05:02:16] I mean, guys, anyone who thinks that this is authentic is actually a fucking moron, okay?
[05:02:22] I'm just gonna be honest.
[05:02:25] Lemon!
[05:02:27] Lemon!
[05:02:29] Who are you, Lemon, you piece of shit?
[05:02:34] Report!
[05:02:35] Fuck you, Lemon!
[05:02:38] Other than I don't know, but I want it on the record that I know Lemon's a bullshit pussy.
[05:02:46] Alright, back to Slammin'.
[05:02:59] He has to be out of rockets.
[05:03:00] I have no idea where I just got shot from they have now got another angle on me
[05:03:30] already holy shit
[05:03:40] already and this shit is so far in unbalance because you can have as many as you can
[05:03:44] ah, a bomb plus the vehicles
[05:03:49] and there's no way to fucking counter already
[05:04:00] We're gonna die here and it is what it is boss
[05:04:30] This is where you need to be, helicopter. Fuck off.
[05:04:34] Yeah, they'll tell them.
[05:04:55] Hold on.
[05:04:56] Oh my gosh.
[05:04:58] Yes!
[05:04:59] We did it!
[05:05:00] We fucking did it. Yes, nothing can bring us down
[05:05:18] That there
[05:05:21] Get this
[05:05:23] Got a little bit of protection a little bit of headshot protection
[05:05:27] good
[05:05:29] All right, those are done now. We're gonna disassemble this one
[05:05:35] Hold on good and then we're gonna put this right here
[05:05:47] I put this right here I can't it's not letting me
[05:05:52] There we go
[05:05:54] Oh, baby. Lock and load, gentlemen.
[05:05:58] Lock and load.
[05:06:02] Lock and load, lock it.
[05:06:06] Oh, shit. Please don't. That's a guy.
[05:06:10] That is 100% a guy.
[05:06:24] Wait, what the fuck happened, how do we, how did the birds win, I missed it, oh my gosh
[05:06:48] What just happened?
[05:06:58] Big fan, oh, I'm so sorry that I'm sitting here streaming in front of you fucking morons
[05:07:04] You know what you're right. Let me stop streaming on Sundays Thursdays and Mondays
[05:07:10] You know what guys because that one guy what that one guy just said
[05:07:14] We are no longer streaming three days of the week for the rest of the football year, okay?
[05:07:20] No longer streaming three days of the week
[05:07:24] No longer
[05:07:27] Hey, will you drop me on top of the base?
[05:07:39] Drop me on top of our fob on the roof, please. Thank you
[05:07:44] I got a parachute.
[05:07:51] The other day I'm bringing it.
[05:08:04] Fake fans.
[05:08:05] There's the broke football fan with the fat wife yelling at him every day.
[05:08:09] Yeah.
[05:08:10] That'll happen.
[05:08:11] That'll happen.
[05:08:12] I guarantee you if I get a helicopter there'll be more anti-air than you've ever seen in your life.
[05:08:27] Oh my gosh, if they're already up here I'm fucking pissed.
[05:08:36] fuck it piss. Tell me when. I need to be on the roof, on the roof. You got this, you got
[05:08:53] this. Great job. Oh my gosh, it goes on my health. I also forgot to bring meds. So I'm
[05:09:05] right back in the same position as I was. Oh, fantastic. Where did my bag go? Where did
[05:09:12] my bag go? Yo, did you grab all my shit?
[05:09:18] Oh, I didn't touch anything. I just got here.
[05:09:23] Oh, okay. You can't loot your own bags.
[05:10:05] Plus $470 W's in the chat.
[05:10:20] Plus 470.
[05:10:25] Plus 470.
[05:10:32] money. Let's go blow up that already. Green team right? Alright boys, would you like a
[05:10:56] progress report from your team leader.
[05:10:59] You mean Belden?
[05:11:00] No, I've had to give up.
[05:11:02] The green team and the blue team have endlessly sat outside of our fob with snipers.
[05:11:08] The arty has been going since the beginning of the game.
[05:11:13] And there is a guy named Lemon in a rocket heli while people are on the AA killing me with rockets on the roof.
[05:11:23] It's going pretty good.
[05:11:24] feel better i i got a whole day
[05:11:27] that's fantastic you know i'm happy you get to play the game
[05:11:31] i must be very enjoyable
[05:11:35] must be very fun
[05:11:37] honestly
[05:11:38] none of it matters because the birds one today go birds
[05:11:43] go birds go birds
[05:11:45] i stole i stole blue base
[05:11:47] that's great
[05:11:48] because again the entire opposite teams are just fucking my ass
[05:11:52] Well, he took green base, I took blue, so...
[05:11:56] W. W.
[05:12:06] Oh, it isn't your guys' fault.
[05:12:09] I'm just, you know, I'm trying to find my footing, Sim.
[05:12:12] You know, that's what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to find my footing.
[05:12:15] If I fly, I get anti-air. Can't do that.
[05:12:18] If I run on the ground I get a tac helicopter can't do that if I try and build basis
[05:12:25] I can't do that. What the fuck am I supposed to be able to do? I?
[05:12:30] Can't do nothing
[05:12:34] Fucking uninstalled that's what I'm thinking
[05:12:37] Where is this arty?
[05:12:47] Chad, has anyone seen an explosion in the Chad at all?
[05:12:52] We tried being a sniper, didn't go well.
[05:13:22] I don't think they're here anymore any response vehicles in here oh there he is
[05:13:36] What was that from?
[05:13:57] Where the f-
[05:13:58] There you are you fucking bitch.
[05:14:02] Oh my gosh, there's two of them.
[05:14:16] They make it time
[05:14:37] What's up you fucking asshole
[05:14:39] BALLS!
[05:14:43] SCUMBAGS!
[05:14:45] What you get?
[05:14:47] Fucking...
[05:14:48] already in me the entire game.
[05:14:50] Suck my balls!
[05:14:52] Now we're going for the respawn car.
[05:14:54] Let's get them.
[05:14:56] Nice little 28,000?
[05:14:57] Sure.
[05:14:59] Sure.
[05:15:09] Look for the respawn gentlemen, look for the respawn.
[05:15:17] Oh, it's inside that bitch for sure.
[05:15:29] I don't know what I was pointing.
[05:15:58] Can I be honest? I...
[05:16:02] I don't know what the plan was, guys. I don't...
[05:16:05] I don't... I don't know.
[05:16:07] Rally point, thank you for the five gifting, man!
[05:16:09] Abby, thank you for the five gifting, Chris!
[05:16:11] Perry, thank you for the five!
[05:16:13] Now the ten gift, and I know you, bitch!
[05:16:17] That'll happen. That'll happen.
[05:16:20] That'll happen to the best of us, won't it?
[05:16:22] Hey, hey run paid for run paid for run paid for
[05:16:37] Run paid for baby. That's all that matters. The run was paid for and we made money
[05:16:45] We're going back.
[05:17:01] We're going back.
[05:17:03] Oh, yeah.
[05:17:11] We broke triple digits for sure on the crash counter, for sure, absolutely for sure.
[05:17:18] There's not a doubt in my mind, for sure, for 100% fact, we broke that crash counter.
[05:17:27] No doubt, no doubt.
[05:17:30] I wonder if those artists are going to come back out.
[05:17:35] What do you guys think?
[05:17:39] although another michael do play with the arty's that'd be sexual
[05:17:49] that had to be our own right? yeah
[05:17:56] Where are you?
[05:18:10] Where are you, bastards?
[05:18:16] It might just not be in the sky.
[05:18:24] Oh!
[05:18:25] Oh!
[05:18:26] What is that?
[05:18:29] Who's driving on my block?
[05:18:35] Who's driving on my turf?
[05:18:39] Yeah, you ain't allowed to drive cars here, bitch, pussy.
[05:18:45] Oh, sweet heavens.
[05:18:47] We're fine.
[05:18:51] Wasted my ammo, feels bad.
[05:19:00] That's only 375, I'm never doing that again.
[05:19:03] What a waste.
[05:19:05] It's not worth shooting those guys by themselves.
[05:19:08] Oh my gosh, it's so calm at the base now.
[05:19:12] Did you imagine?
[05:19:13] It is so calm.
[05:19:17] I'd honestly go vacation in that base.
[05:19:43] Who's that guy shooting at?
[05:19:49] We're just patrolling, we're just patrolling, there ain't shit nowhere.
[05:19:58] Looking for cars, looking for that good good, go ahead and max out these, we got a full
[05:20:05] run.
[05:20:06] That's a, that is a drone.
[05:20:10] That is 100% the drone trying to go kill somebody.
[05:20:24] That's a little anti-air. Thank you, my Bob.
[05:20:31] Oh, I see you, Mr. Roof Man.
[05:20:40] Fuck me.
[05:21:09] thing it's Helen Keller how in the fuck that the guy who's shooting at me
[05:21:32] prior? Oh he's leaving. They're both leaving. You made me waste all my rockets you son of a
[05:21:44] bitch. I'm coming for you.
[05:22:02] He's gone.
[05:22:07] That guy has to be one rocket to death.
[05:22:11] I should have just shot the six rockets and hoped, you know?
[05:22:14] That's what I should have done.
[05:22:16] Oh, sweet heavens, almighty.
[05:22:18] Oh!
[05:22:20] Sorry.
[05:22:26] Fuck!
[05:22:32] How's everyone doing?
[05:22:39] Absolutely fantastic, brother.
[05:22:43] How's the building going over there, Bob?
[05:22:47] I've been giving up on that building, bro.
[05:22:49] The building's dead.
[05:22:50] Yeah, after the decision I'm going to have to make mid-game
[05:22:55] when everybody else is getting established and whatever.
[05:22:58] I just don't say nothing and just do it.
[05:23:01] I mean it was shit. I'm right. No, no, no, my art team was cool
[05:23:07] Bro, we we started building and I'm not kidding the green team had two aas pulled out
[05:23:13] They were both nice. All right, they had two
[05:23:16] What's it called pulled out artists and then they also had rock at least coming by as fuck
[05:23:22] It's just shit out of us the entire time
[05:23:26] No, brother, they hate me
[05:23:31] Where's their response cars, they're not even bringing out their response
[05:23:45] Honestly, I probably would have made so much more money if I just delivered this game
[05:23:51] Yeah, let's go get some feel to your to your goal of 500 K
[05:23:56] Believe it or not 250,000
[05:23:58] Oh, not bad. Dude, you're making a big profit.
[05:24:02] Yeah, it wasn't bad this game.
[05:24:05] It wasn't bad. It was hell. It was fucking hell.
[05:24:08] But it wasn't bad.
[05:24:09] And to be rude to you, I kind of enjoy the building shit.
[05:24:13] If we weren't getting arty the entire time, it was nice.
[05:24:20] Hey, you can kind of just chill. You don't got to do anything crazy.
[05:24:23] It's right up there
[05:24:29] Yes, not too shabby
[05:24:33] You guys are just dominating them out there. Oh, yeah
[05:24:39] Not even close
[05:24:46] I'm pretty sure they gave up
[05:24:53] I'm just on a building random shit
[05:25:05] Building speed okay, let me ask you guys this okay, I'm not trying to juice myself up here. It's an honest question my work
[05:25:12] Obviously me and the boys have been kind of
[05:25:16] Establishing the meta of jumping on a tower holding the tower and griefing a team at the very beginning of the game
[05:25:21] Don't say the C word have you been seeing people do that more in your games at all? Have we
[05:25:29] Fucked over anybody in here
[05:25:43] Obviously people aren't doing that themselves. I take no credit
[05:25:47] even if you're telling me there's a big difference now than before I died I
[05:25:52] don't believe you but for those who do feel like I fucked you over I do
[05:25:58] apologize
[05:26:03] oh 300 sure
[05:26:17] my three thousand fucking kill me kill me how do I build and lose money we got
[05:26:29] it was there oh my gosh boys I'm officially level 35 I can buy the
[05:26:35] habit I just don't have the money to do it I'm at 260 2000 I literally just
[05:26:46] need to put my head down for one game and just I don't know what's worth more
[05:26:52] flying or lodgy
[05:26:55] dude I swear the lodgy runs or actually I don't know maybe with small crates it's
[05:27:02] good okay hear me out Symphony are you here gentlemen he's that was my last game
[05:27:09] This fucking piece of...
[05:27:11] Bro, what is...
[05:27:13] I... I can't say.
[05:27:15] What are you doing now?
[05:27:17] I'm going green team, green team. Same lobby, green team.
[05:27:19] I'm gonna watch the Cowboys lose, man.
[05:27:21] Gonna be great.
[05:27:23] For real?
[05:27:25] Listen, bro, I had a great day, gentlemen. It was a great session.
[05:27:27] Me love you a long time.
[05:27:29] Thank you.
[05:27:31] Actually, Karma looks back out. I love you, Sam.
[05:27:33] I love you so much. You're my best friend.
[05:27:35] And I definitely don't want to kill you right now.
[05:27:37] right now. All right. All right.
[05:27:41] I'll take the raid. Thank you.
[05:27:44] Karma, I have a game plan if you want to enact a game plan.
[05:27:48] Yeah, that's good. Because both of us are going to reap the benefits of this.
[05:27:52] Because once I lock this helicopter, you're my gunner. We can literally
[05:27:56] make millions. What if my
[05:28:00] lodgy and you're going to have to build
[05:28:04] like
[05:28:07] Pack it all and do that. Yeah mortars unpack and then like run the sea whiz and
[05:28:12] We'll just like a conveyor belt just a conveyor belt of ammo. You just build things
[05:28:18] Just put up anti-air in the most bullshit locations
[05:28:23] Just put shit up for them to use exactly a hundred mortars a hundred empty air
[05:28:28] We just build an absolute pirate ship of AIDS, okay?
[05:28:32] Okay. And I think I can get it. And we'll do it on the green team because the green team always builds.
[05:28:40] Okay. Alright, let's do this shit. What's the best map for fobs? Definitely not Zestofa. Zestofa is fucking horrible.
[05:28:49] Baccaroni?
[05:28:54] Yeah, I guess Baccaroni's fine.
[05:29:00] And Green is kind of fine for that, yeah.
[05:29:03] Everyone's saying Baccaroni and Green Team's a good build spot.
[05:29:06] Alright, I'm posting it in the Discord.
[05:29:08] Well, because Green get those, we get those back fobs.
[05:29:12] We get the bobs that are placed way in the back
[05:29:15] And there's not really any way to fuck with them.
[05:29:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[05:29:22] And you get two fob locations to choose from, right?
[05:29:26] Yeah, I mean, pretty much.
[05:29:32] Hopefully someone's actually building.
[05:29:33] Surely someone is, right?
[05:29:35] Bro, it's the green team.
[05:29:36] Someone's always building on the green team.
[05:29:39] No?
[05:29:40] I'm, thank you.
[05:29:42] All right, backing out.
[05:29:43] I couldn't get on the team anyways.
[05:29:45] All right, let's do this one.
[05:29:55] Boom.
[05:29:59] This is the lobby we get the hell out of.
[05:30:01] This is it.
[05:30:11] Blue builds, yeah, but they, they try to build.
[05:30:17] They try to build.
[05:30:18] There's, you know, blue definitely has learning disabilities for sure.
[05:30:24] They build, but not very good.
[05:30:34] You're actually a good pilot.
[05:30:35] Thank you, good sir.
[05:30:36] I try my hardest.
[05:30:38] Wife!
[05:30:40] I'm hungry.
[05:30:41] Do we have any food a Jurassic Park? I will take a Jurassic Park. No, I'm not in yet.
[05:30:51] Are you in yet? No. And I mean, do we do a different lobby? I mean, this is ridiculous.
[05:30:57] Literally nobody is clicking blue. I got in. Okay, you saw my spot. You're son of
[05:31:04] a bitch I'm in make a spot make a spot yeah but will let me just I gotta get in
[05:31:14] this Ellie fast I'm already got a late spawn I want to cry please get in my
[05:31:23] my heli I beg everyone!
[05:31:33] bravo zon, or bravo squad is hot
[05:31:46] please everyone get in my heli I need it
[05:31:50] everybody in please hello hello please wait who is that everyone in no fuck
[05:32:02] him get in mind hey what's up baby get in my helly I'm poor
[05:32:09] No fuck them fuck them get in mind fuck them
[05:32:18] No, don't get in that one get a deal one over here
[05:32:22] What's why are you hot?
[05:32:23] Hey, my boy. I got no motion. I got no motion. That's a squad. I'm not in one yet. I'm not in one yet
[05:32:31] Hurry up boys. Come on
[05:32:39] Get in get in get in all right fuck everybody. I'm out of here
[05:32:54] What'd you say just karma just karma mean karma symphonies the bitch
[05:33:03] Oh yeah.
[05:33:04] Haha.
[05:33:05] Oh yeah.
[05:33:06] Alright chat, here's the game plan.
[05:33:11] We have officially have the option to unlock the Havoc wherever you guys want to go.
[05:33:16] You guys want to go to the fob?
[05:33:18] Carver's going to be building.
[05:33:19] You can snipe up there and help him out.
[05:33:21] Yeah, we're going tower two?
[05:33:24] Yeah, that's probably best.
[05:33:26] Yeah.
[05:33:27] We're going to go tower two.
[05:33:28] Carver, tower two.
[05:33:29] Yeah, so, uh, problem?
[05:33:32] Yeah, I forgot a parachute are you in here? Yeah, oh you're good
[05:33:40] No, no, you're good you're good I can land
[05:33:53] Yeah, he's gonna go on the road. There you go. You're good here
[05:33:57] Okay.
[05:33:58] Thank you.
[05:33:59] Yep.
[05:34:00] Alrighty.
[05:34:01] I'll be running ammo.
[05:34:02] Don't get any ammo out of those, okay?
[05:34:06] I'll bring pallets.
[05:34:07] I'm going to tell you what I'm bringing pallets and then you unload the pallets.
[05:34:10] Okay.
[05:34:11] Alrighty.
[05:34:12] I'll drop them right on your head.
[05:34:16] You won't actually believe it.
[05:34:17] I'm getting anti-air already.
[05:34:19] Okay.
[05:34:20] I'm alive.
[05:34:22] There is someone with an SUV that is on our side of the map, anti-airing our vehicles.
[05:34:29] But I should be fine and big Bertha, should be, emphasis on should be.
[05:34:36] Yo, can the guy who's advertising his stream in the kickchat for the last hour shut the
[05:34:45] fuck up!
[05:34:46] Damn it!
[05:34:47] I don't care that you're from Sweden and you're riding the bike!
[05:34:51] It's cool, it's great!
[05:34:53] Shut the fuck up over there!
[05:34:57] Damn it!
[05:34:59] Thank you, HUDs, Godspeed!
[05:35:01] Godspeed, good sir.
[05:35:17] Oh, y'all flew with the other guy
[05:35:19] Now you want to fly with me after that jack-off killed you all huh?
[05:35:25] That's what happened
[05:35:29] Good morning good sir good evening
[05:35:33] All right, let's go I
[05:35:42] Am gonna put you on top of our fog spot them all day long. Alrighty. We're building the
[05:35:47] of monstrosity this game. We're going to have mortars, we're going to have anti air, jump
[05:35:55] on those and farm. But you got to promise me something. I'm going to deliver ammo pallets
[05:36:00] okay? I'm going to honk when I'm delivering them. Make sure you unload them okay?
[05:36:05] My man, my man.
[05:36:19] Garrett, what's up dude?
[05:36:24] Garrett, are you trying to jump in and play?
[05:36:31] Go on out boys, it's all yours.
[05:36:42] We're opening up a-
[05:36:43] Ohhhh.
[05:36:44] Ohhhh.
[05:36:45] You ain't shaking your ass, you're getting banned.
[05:36:53] mods watch them
[05:37:23] The server is like a smoke or something, in a way.
[05:37:35] Wait, what happened?
[05:37:37] The server is a clock.
[05:37:40] Why?
[05:37:41] Why?
[05:37:42] Why?
[05:37:43] Why?
[05:37:44] Why?
[05:37:45] Why?
[05:37:46] Why?
[05:37:47] Why?
[05:37:48] Why?
[05:37:49] Why?
[05:37:50] Why?
[05:37:51] Why?
[05:37:52] Good going there too.
[05:37:54] I want to die!
[05:38:00] Bro, you've gotta be kidding me, you dude.
[05:38:02] Dude?
[05:38:04] Are they DDoS in the fucking servers?
[05:38:07] That's the second time I've done a Lodgy run.
[05:38:09] The only second time I've done a Lodgy run
[05:38:11] and it's been fucking,
[05:38:13] these,
[05:38:14] these,
[05:38:15] damn it!
[05:38:16] We go again.
[05:38:17] do you do anonymous and streamer mode anonymous and streamer mode yes sir so
[05:38:25] nobody has a name yes so basically you're completely doling the experience of
[05:38:30] the game by 100% yes I did it both just in case my man all righty sending you
[05:38:38] new code. Zoom app. Here you go.
[05:38:43] Okay, so when I click anything now, Hutch, does it show it all?
[05:39:00] Only thing that shows is hitting the escape button.
[05:39:03] But that's so good as it.
[05:39:05] Yep, and you can hit escape and then hide that code, I believe.
[05:39:08] But it doesn't fucking matter because it's show-
[05:39:10] No, you can hide the server and the ID server.
[05:39:14] So hide both those, now you're good.
[05:39:17] Now you're good.
[05:39:18] And I have to squad up.
[05:39:20] I'm gonna be in the Delta squad.
[05:39:24] Did you leak it?
[05:39:26] Oh my. No, no, no.
[05:39:29] Are you Elephant?
[05:39:32] no there ain't no way I'm elephant no I'm maple whole sweet God I would have
[05:39:37] maple I would have been pissed if I was elephant I would have been I would have
[05:39:43] been fucking hot good oh it sucks dude ever like I do this terrible it's it's
[05:39:51] the worst it is a pain that I wouldn't wish on anybody I hate I hate having
[05:39:57] to hide names because then whenever I'm down I'm like maple come rescue
[05:40:01] and everyone's like who the fuck is maple oh my gosh not a singular pilot this
[05:40:15] is it karma this is the game this is the one this is the one 100% I'm the only
[05:40:22] pilot there's no way you're the only I'm the only pilot I'm about to make a
[05:40:29] billion dollars and I'm forcing everyone to jump out of the fog actually do we
[05:40:35] land do I put them in the hot zone so we get points early so we don't get hundred
[05:40:39] to zero yeah maybe they I know some of them do want to go outside yeah sounds
[05:40:46] good I'll just drive a truck and or something
[05:40:50] Okay, come on in boys.
[05:40:55] Gentlemen, I am your leader, Hutch.
[05:41:00] I've been through three tours and McDonald's, Chick-fil-A and Taco Bell all in the same day
[05:41:07] and I didn't shit my brains out till I died.
[05:41:10] I bring three qualities to this team.
[05:41:12] Quality number one, I'm sexy.
[05:41:14] Quality number two, I'm the best pilot in the game.
[05:41:17] make quality number three revert back to one and two okay everybody in the
[05:41:22] heli everybody in the heli sir okay all right everybody in got two seats two
[05:41:35] seats two seats hurry up fuck everybody we're going to the hot zone fuck
[05:41:43] Everybody
[05:42:06] My name Pablo yes
[05:42:13] I'm not trolling hush this one's dead died wait no, don't say it
[05:42:31] What the fuck
[05:42:34] Brothers no way they learned how to DDoS the servers that we joined right?
[05:42:39] dude, I
[05:42:41] I don't know. That's bad.
[05:42:44] Let me message the devs. I think that's actually... I was kind of joking before, but I think that's...
[05:42:50] Yeah.
[05:42:51] I think that's actually happening now.
[05:42:57] That happened after we joined the last two, right?
[05:43:00] Yeah.
[05:43:05] Might have to look something up.
[05:43:07] Yeah, look it up.
[05:43:11] Chatter, are you guys having this happen?
[05:43:41] Oh my god, none of them are having it happen, bro. Oh, don't tell me that this is that this don't tell me that this is a possibility, bro.
[05:43:56] I hope it's not. Don't don't tell me that this is possible, bro. Please. Please. Not like this, man. Not like this.
[05:44:08] is. No, it's not my IP chat. They're DDoSing war dogs servers. They're getting into my
[05:44:24] server. Instead of hacking against me, they're just crashing the server. Like cheaters are
[05:44:31] getting in and they have found, this is just, I'm hoping I'm wrong. But I've seen
[05:44:35] this happen before it happened in Tarkov and other games they get into your server instead
[05:44:39] of just cheating now they just crash the server. Other servers are fine it's just the ones
[05:44:47] you're joining.
[05:44:48] Oh fuck. I mean I guess we just keep trying you know maybe maybe we'll get one maybe what
[05:45:02] we do is maybe we get one that's already full like we're just barely getting in you know
[05:45:07] someone's game I'd do whatever I mean listen think of it this way if we're getting fucked
[05:45:16] over we might as well fuck over as many other people as possible all right right you know
[05:45:21] like anyone that's the way to do it there you go
[05:45:33] they bad news only one option on this
[05:45:36] who just say fuck it
[05:45:38] yet is that
[05:45:39] i thought it
[05:45:39] bucket
[05:45:44] hopefully it's
[05:45:47] hopefully
[05:45:49] uh... which
[05:45:50] I haven't done it just yet. Give me a moment here.
[05:45:54] I just bought a rocket helion accident.
[05:46:02] Yeah, this game might already be chopped. And by the time we build anything, we might actually be fucked.
[05:46:09] Oh, let's see. Do they have anything going? I mean...
[05:46:20] I mean technically I could try building some bullshit on that to the zone and you just keep
[05:46:28] dropping there.
[05:46:29] Yeah, but I think we're going to need multiple people using like mortars and stuff for it
[05:46:35] to actually work.
[05:46:36] Alright, cause you need them to use the ammo.
[05:46:40] They need them to use the ammo.
[05:46:43] And it looks like red is already assaulting our base and they've also dropped a bunch
[05:46:48] of shit there.
[05:46:49] This might be a wash.
[05:46:50] If you bought anything, I'd say just go out and try and use it
[05:46:53] I'm literally just gonna fly this helicopter and try and
[05:46:57] Go till I'm out of ammo and then we'll reset. I just said it
[05:47:02] Dude, there's just I mean
[05:47:05] Karma, I'm sorry that you have to go through this bud
[05:47:11] Fine, I'm chillin
[05:47:13] I'm chillin
[05:47:20] I
[05:47:38] Bitch
[05:47:40] Oh, shit.
[05:48:01] I killed nine, I'm going to go ahead and back out of this game.
[05:48:10] Alright, let's find another server.
[05:48:18] Oh, I got one.
[05:48:19] I'm sending it to you now.
[05:48:26] guys that pole came out of fucking nowhere can I can we all agree on that that pole came
[05:48:34] out of apps absolutely nowhere are you a streamer mode listen man I am yo Darren Miller thanks
[05:48:48] so much for the five gift and I want to say first off I'm having a great time today and
[05:48:51] don't take one about to say is bitching. I'm just telling you the facts. Okay. Bro, we
[05:48:57] these guys are they're fucking devious. I mean, we played Left 4 Dead servers and they've
[05:49:03] you know, got our got IPs and DDoS are actual internet before. If I play the aisle, they'll
[05:49:11] follow us on there and DDoS dinosaur servers. Daisy, we launch Daisy servers. We get
[05:49:20] DDoS for weeks. I mean the people are they they got ways to do everything man. The internet
[05:49:27] is fucking insane. I don't know how they do it. I don't know why they do it, but no
[05:49:32] matter where or what game or what we're doing, they're here and they're they're fucking
[05:49:37] up everything. I go bro. I don't know. I wish I do. I wish I do. I'd love to know,
[05:49:43] you know, but they're committed. I mean we're talking about we're talking about
[05:49:47] Years of this happening now. It's pretty disgusting. Now. Do I think that they're?
[05:49:53] Specifically targeting me because they've been following me through games. No, but it just I'm just saying it happens
[05:49:59] I'm in boss. I'm in I
[05:50:05] Am in I am in
[05:50:13] Yeah, the point I'm trying to make is that they have the ability to do it in every game
[05:50:17] It's fucking insane
[05:50:35] Yeah, it's nuts
[05:50:47] get in boys get in boys get in the best pilot in the game is right here gentlemen come on
[05:50:59] in come on in come on in help yourself now fuck that guy fuck that guy get in this one
[05:51:08] he'll kill you he told me his whole plan in this game was to kill all of you all right
[05:51:15] We're good. Let's rock. Hot Zone, gentlemen!
[05:51:19] Hot Zone, baby. Hot Zone.
[05:51:21] Good luck.
[05:51:27] Alright, I'm taking this group to the Hot Zone.
[05:51:29] I'm turning around and I'm slamming ammo pellets.
[05:51:40] Cowboys up by seven early, huh?
[05:51:45] I'll make that 14 there in a moment
[05:51:59] Yeah, they got stuffed
[05:52:10] Hey guys go ahead and jump everybody jump everybody jump
[05:52:15] Later boys!
[05:52:21] Go flame, go flame!
[05:52:28] Oh my gosh, half of them fell to their death. What is happening? Why is everyone falling to their death? What is happening?
[05:52:38] They all fell to their death! How is that possible?
[05:52:45] I lived, thank god!
[05:52:53] Alright, if you're just tuning in here's the game plan.
[05:52:56] We are delivering stupid amounts of ammo to karma.
[05:53:00] As we deliver ammo to karma he is building mortars, anti air and a bunch of crazy shit.
[05:53:06] We need 250,000 in order to unlock the havoc.
[05:53:12] That is our goal, that is our only goal.
[05:53:14] I don't care about anything else. 250k unlocked to havoc. This is the best way to do it. Lock in.
[05:53:20] No heli crashes. Flying perfection.
[05:53:41] That'll happen. That'll happen.
[05:53:44] hell yeah where you trying to go
[05:53:58] I
[05:54:13] What'd you say what you say?
[05:54:25] Get ready
[05:54:28] go go go yeah she's fucking dead no way she lives oh my god she lived holy
[05:54:42] shit she made it first ammo's getting dropped karma first ammo's getting dropped
[05:54:47] please don't blow up oh no no no I I dropped it a little high
[05:54:58] Hello.
[05:55:10] Now it's exploding you drop it too high up. Yeah
[05:55:18] Baby, I guess oh, sorry, baby. Can I get some drinks when you get a chance?
[05:55:24] Sorry about that. And you know, I feel like we've gotten close karma
[05:55:28] I don't know, I don't know.
[05:55:33] At least I want to admit it, yelling crazy shit at some red guy.
[05:55:37] Yeah, that'll happen.
[05:55:40] You know what's funny though, I didn't even consider what you yelled crazy.
[05:55:43] I was just like, oh, Karma's yelling at somebody.
[05:55:48] If they say something, I'll yell at them.
[05:55:50] Oh, bro, I yell at them even if they're quiet.
[05:55:54] I don't give a shit, bro, I'm yelling at everybody.
[05:56:28] Yeah, it's only one pallet, yep.
[05:56:58] Perfect drop.
[05:57:05] He just bought to me with that.
[05:57:19] I
[05:57:30] Say build a wall and then straight to mortars mortars today at the air. Yeah
[05:58:19] great song
[05:58:48] That was a great song.
[05:58:53] We're loaning her up, we're loaning her up.
[05:59:48] Alrighty, they already got an NTA route.
[05:59:50] I'll load up with flares and make sure I get there.
[06:00:08] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[06:00:18] Thank you, my wife.
[06:00:25] Thank you, baby.
[06:00:34] Love you.
[06:00:38] you
[06:01:08] and
[06:01:19] they get that money
[06:01:21] wait till the boys start shooting those rockets it's going to be great
[06:01:25] oh flares we have to fly low there
[06:01:27] it's going to be a little slow hatch there's not many people doing this so
[06:01:30] oh there's not many builders
[06:01:32] yet
[06:01:41] shall i come and build then
[06:01:44] and if you want others left by the best here
[06:01:50] let me how much a mode we have to look in here
[06:01:59] out of how much
[06:02:01] 20k.
[06:02:02] Alright, let me do about four, let me do about four or five more little pads and I'll bring
[06:02:09] a hammer and jump in and out.
[06:02:13] I just want to have so much ammo in there, it's ridiculous.
[06:02:50] I
[06:03:15] Good
[06:03:20] Go birds!
[06:03:32] GO BIRDS!
[06:03:37] Oh, what was that?
[06:03:51] FUCK THE BIRDS!
[06:03:53] Can't say that.
[06:03:54] You can't- YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!
[06:04:02] All right, bro, it's actually going really well.
[06:04:27] some food, deliverin' some pallets, this is great.
[06:04:44] You're fat, fuck you!
[06:04:57] We must pause the music so we don't get DMCA on YouTube.
[06:05:12] We're about at that time of DMCA hit nuts.
[06:05:15] No build supplies.
[06:05:17] No!
[06:05:18] On my way.
[06:05:21] Unless I walk down.
[06:05:23] Oh no we do, we do, we do.
[06:05:27] All right, I'm gonna grab a hammer
[06:05:53] Give me one second big dog
[06:05:57] fuck off
[06:06:02] Come on him
[06:06:06] We go again we go again
[06:06:27] Do you think we have enough ammo?
[06:06:36] Do you guys think we have enough ammo?
[06:06:46] No?
[06:06:48] How many more runs should I do?
[06:06:56] I was almost bad.
[06:07:22] I was almost bad.
[06:07:26] We're alive!
[06:07:30] We're alive, holy shit!
[06:07:52] Alright, last one, and then we're going to go build.
[06:08:18] Pause the music.
[06:08:33] Yes, my wife has been forcing me at gunpoint to watch the new season of Mormon wives.
[06:08:40] Yes, she has yes she has yes she has yes she has
[06:08:55] It's a truth
[06:08:58] And let me tell you I
[06:09:00] Know what the fuck is going on. Okay. That's the worst part. It's like not only am I watching it?
[06:09:06] but like I'm
[06:09:08] I'm understanding what I'm being told, you know. I understand that Taylor's on potentially crack cocaine.
[06:09:16] I understand that Jesse's work that she got done is not very good and she has completely fucked everything.
[06:09:24] I understand that Makayla is kind of a fucking bitch nowadays and she's just kind of a jerk to everybody, you know.
[06:09:33] I understand it all, you know.
[06:09:37] Like I'm getting it. I'm understanding the information. I
[06:09:42] Kind of understand it all I'm taking in the information
[06:09:47] I'm not proud of it, you know
[06:09:51] That's just where we're at
[06:09:54] Yeah, they see just the mom of the group. It's bad man. It's bad
[06:09:58] And like my wife will quiz me while we're watching she'll be like so what do you think about this this and this a setting mortars now
[06:10:13] Those mortars suck sorry, I'm gonna move over here
[06:10:21] Yeah, I'm setting groups to do
[06:10:28] Where'd my ex go?
[06:10:44] Hey, is that fat hutch?
[06:10:50] It sounds like it was.
[06:10:54] Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
[06:10:57] Why is my name on the streets fat hutch?
[06:11:00] When the fuck did that happen?
[06:11:02] That's like a nice old-timey.
[06:11:04] Yeah, I understand that, but don't call me fat hutch, ya piece of shit.
[06:11:12] That wasn't me, that wasn't me, I wouldn't dare.
[06:11:15] Bastards.
[06:11:16] No, I'm petite, I'm setting up thousand times I'm petite!
[06:11:20] Start mortaring, make yourselves useful!
[06:11:23] Start mortaring, man!
[06:11:26] No, I'm not! No, I'm not!
[06:11:30] I'm petite! I'm petite! Arguably skinny!
[06:11:34] That's what they've been saying. That's what they've been saying. You gotta believe me.
[06:11:38] That's what they've been saying. That's not what Peanut says.
[06:11:42] Peanut's a fucking heathen. He has no arms and legs. You can't trust a word that little
[06:11:46] torp says. No, I like Peanut's.
[06:11:51] No, no, no. The only good thing about peanuts is that whenever you go to Texas Roadhouse
[06:11:58] you get them for free. That's only, and that's because they're worth nothing. They're
[06:12:02] worthless. He's a worthless little peanut. Motherfucker.
[06:12:21] Oh my gosh. Son of a bitch. Got it. Got it.
[06:12:50] Let him have it boys, let him have it!
[06:13:18] Is it crazy when we join into these full servers how different the games are?
[06:13:21] Alright dude, I was gonna say that's fine.
[06:13:24] Yeah, you were just saying it.
[06:13:26] This one actually feels durable.
[06:13:28] It was like 94 whenever we joined.
[06:13:33] Honestly, it's not even my fault Karma.
[06:13:42] I think it's been Symphony's fault the whole time.
[06:13:45] Haha, yeah.
[06:13:46] Yeah.
[06:13:47] I had been symphonies fault the entire time. He's a piece of shit and we should kill him
[06:13:55] Welcome fuck that guy
[06:14:17] is it best whenever you hit it to a right click is that the fastest way to
[06:14:37] Cancel?
[06:14:39] I just hit C.
[06:14:41] shunting
[06:15:03] Alright, that's all built up. We've got two of those now.
[06:15:09] wall so they can't shoot you. Beautiful.
[06:15:21] This is great. I think dude you built a fucking wall in a half. No, a wall.
[06:15:31] I really built it there because when I was like leveling up my driver we just
[06:15:36] sit on that bridge or something and kill all these guys.
[06:15:42] There's this, and then we need to go like this,
[06:15:52] and then like this.
[06:15:56] Oh, bro, I'm an expert builder now.
[06:15:59] They kind of, they, people are going to hit me up.
[06:16:01] They're going to call my number.
[06:16:02] They're going to say, hey, Hudge,
[06:16:03] We're building a professional build team, okay?
[06:16:07] And we need you to leave the team.
[06:16:09] And I'm gonna say I'm busy that week, but thank you for your call.
[06:16:13] You know what I'm saying?
[06:16:46] Oh, I hope that's our hilly that just landed
[06:17:05] No, where's those mortars in oh, what was that? That's mortars
[06:17:11] Yo, we need to hit those mortars
[06:17:13] Oh
[06:17:23] We're getting murdered. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
[06:17:28] Right on my head I've lost my x chat. Do you see the accident? Oh, there it is
[06:17:43] They already destroying those borders probably we got to hit that tower. I don't know what
[06:18:10] I
[06:18:12] I don't even know who to be doing that, will you?
[06:18:37] They're already pulling as well, I'm gonna start building the drill.
[06:18:42] the blue arty yeah you fucking cereal are you so fucking for cereal but you
[06:18:51] need to get in the rock alley yeah she go right now
[06:18:56] Probably gonna break everything fucking Jesus man
[06:19:03] Or wait wait wait wait, you have mechanical supplies
[06:19:08] Oh, I'll build it. I'm building it now
[06:19:14] I need now I'm building it now
[06:19:19] The problem is what's the range on this to that like can this even reach it
[06:19:24] But that thing goes across the fucking me has more range. Okay cool. I'm building it now, but it needs mechanical parts
[06:19:32] I built it. We're done. I
[06:19:35] Just can't I can't purchase it my purchase doesn't work for this and I don't know why
[06:19:42] Why can't I purchase this
[06:19:44] I
[06:19:49] Once you purchase it right I
[06:19:51] Doesn't allow me to purchase it. I can't reload. I can't do anything like this is always bugged for me
[06:19:57] It's I just leave the server. It's over
[06:20:08] Wait, can you come rescue me maybe this guy's there afk
[06:20:14] Yeah, I'm just trying to oh
[06:20:19] God row
[06:20:23] Does your channel how many mechanical
[06:20:27] We have you you can launch for here just let me read you for yeah, there's four in there
[06:20:32] I just again for some reason this game just doesn't allow me to use it, and I don't know why
[06:20:40] I got a slow rest
[06:20:44] There's a helicopter over us now, stars.
[06:20:48] Oh.
[06:20:51] Why'd he stop shooting?
[06:20:56] Who you're tomato?
[06:21:01] I am tomato.
[06:21:04] Okay.
[06:21:08] Right over here. Come use it.
[06:21:09] I got you. I got you here.
[06:21:19] I'm going to change this while I can, alright let me change this, controls, I'm going to
[06:21:49] This by ammo. Yeah, that's what it's been, but it's not working now. You try this
[06:21:55] They apply this already. Let me try and buy it
[06:21:59] Are you launching it right now?
[06:22:02] Okay, yeah, do you think do you think I don't see him? Oh
[06:22:07] It's an actual bug the bind has to be be to work. Okay. Well, I'm never buying those feels bad
[06:22:15] S to be B. Oh, and you lean with the guy. I lean with B and B. Yeah. I mean, I think I'm
[06:22:28] gonna have to just go kill this guy unless you find him. It came from like 165. No, it's
[06:22:33] normal. No, it's not. It's not. It's still that. It's not 165. I think. Oh, I think
[06:22:40] I found him.
[06:22:45] Guys, we gotta hit that blue tower.
[06:22:48] We gotta hit that blue tower.
[06:22:51] I'm setting up back up orders.
[06:22:52] I'm blowing him up.
[06:22:53] I'm blowing up.
[06:23:05] That was him, right?
[06:23:06] Waffle?
[06:23:08] Yeah, I think so.
[06:23:09] You got him?
[06:23:10] Nice!
[06:23:11] Oh, we need more build supplies now.
[06:23:36] I'm not getting any XP for that.
[06:23:41] We need build supplies, we need to start yanking the zone to us.
[06:23:47] Do we have anyone running?
[06:23:49] We have a couple people, but not a lot.
[06:23:55] I'm gonna have to go back to flying.
[06:23:58] You wanna kill me?
[06:24:00] Put this hammer in here.
[06:24:05] Shoot me.
[06:24:08] Fuck me up, Karma.
[06:24:12] Shoot me.
[06:24:16] Shoot me, shoot me.
[06:24:21] Thank you.
[06:24:25] Thank you.
[06:24:29] Thank you
[06:24:34] Where we got ammo the build supplies I'm just gonna drop a couple pallets
[06:24:42] Now I got to go run logistics. Sorry for yourself. You should try and build a drill
[06:24:54] Um, but they just don't have alleys
[06:24:59] I'm Bugs Bunny
[06:25:05] No, it's okay, I love you I
[06:25:09] Love you
[06:25:10] It's okay the oldie a listen. This is what you can do for me get in the heli. Okay get in the heli
[06:25:18] Get in get in get him trust listen. I'm putting you guys at the base
[06:25:24] Get in Nico get in
[06:25:29] Get in! You don't need ammo! Get in!
[06:25:37] Listen, I built up...
[06:25:40] Oh shit, I have to come back and get a...
[06:25:42] Fuck you, tomato! Fuck you!
[06:25:44] No, don't get him! Fuck you, Nico!
[06:25:46] Alright, listen, we have built a monstrosity of a base.
[06:25:51] You got all the options. You can launch stingers.
[06:25:54] You can launch mortars.
[06:25:56] I'm surprised you could even hear him brother, he's a dick in his mouth.
[06:26:09] Well, you know, some people prefer it, you know, and I a judge, who might a judge?
[06:26:17] They want to sub-pick.
[06:26:18] I wish I could hear you, but my buddy Geeks is still goddamn long on the discord right now.
[06:26:23] I'm gonna be honest, you were close to slinging it there, but it's fine. It's the Lord's Day. It's the Day of Forgiven.
[06:26:30] Listen, I need you to go launch some fucking mortars.
[06:26:34] Yeah. Yes, you're doing it. You're doing it. You bastard!
[06:26:41] Oh, look at all of the mortars getting launched. Oh, it's so beautiful. It's so beautiful. Look at them launching that shit.
[06:26:53] I
[06:26:55] Drop ammo coming in yet. Let me go give you bills
[06:27:00] How we doing on ammo
[06:27:03] By the way, I
[06:27:05] Am for sure not getting I am for sure not getting XP for ammo because these guys got to be killing people with this shit
[06:27:13] And I haven't gotten anything I get no credit for this
[06:27:17] Honestly, there ain't shit to blow up
[06:27:20] Okay, all right, I do have a I have something to say
[06:27:27] Our guys on the Bob are so are so bad
[06:27:33] At Amen that I'm pretty sure after using over 5,000 resources of ammo. They just got their first kill
[06:27:39] I just got I just got the alert. I blew up a supply thing. Oh
[06:27:46] My god, yo hit the blue base. I'm seeing a sea whiz
[06:27:50] There's a CWIS at the blue base.
[06:27:55] There's a blue base right here.
[06:27:58] They're not at any drills.
[06:28:00] They're there, I think.
[06:28:03] There's there.
[06:28:04] On the map, there's a castle in the middle of nowhere.
[06:28:06] Yeah, wait, there was nothing up there.
[06:28:11] You want me to go fly and figure it out?
[06:28:13] I mean, I'm just bombing it.
[06:28:16] They were putting shit there, but like I didn't see anybody.
[06:28:19] All right, I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out
[06:28:24] There's like a building on top
[06:28:27] All right, listen dear listen to me
[06:28:31] Okay, no more prancing in the woods. All right. No more prancing in the woods. I need you
[06:28:38] To get on these mortars and to send these motherfuckers to hell. Okay?
[06:28:43] I don't know what the hell you just said but I'm in let's fuck him up
[06:28:52] Let's fuck him up!
[06:28:53] These guys are droning us now
[06:28:56] Hell yeah!
[06:28:57] Alright we gotta go find this shit
[06:29:02] Hell yeah
[06:29:07] All right, we are gonna find this shit
[06:29:13] Now don't be worried I'm the best pilot in the game
[06:29:23] He was definitely worried he was definitely a little worried
[06:29:32] You need to get back on the stingray they got another one
[06:29:39] You need to get back on that stingray karma ASA pistol
[06:29:49] Our five is nothing
[06:29:54] We are absolutely
[06:29:56] Shelling the ever-living fuck on a tower four there is there is a respawn truck on tower four. Oh
[06:30:03] I think the boys just did it
[06:30:06] Love that oh
[06:30:08] Wait master
[06:30:12] Okay, I'm looking church is clear
[06:30:15] Tower five is barren
[06:30:18] Can you go fly I hear it right here right here right here right here right here?
[06:30:23] right here on
[06:30:25] On that, no, no, no, no, that's the huge one.
[06:30:28] That's where all, tell them all to aim right there.
[06:30:32] We need all mortars.
[06:30:36] On the backside of tower five.
[06:30:39] We found these bastards.
[06:30:40] I'm coming over.
[06:30:41] Find the tank, find the tank, Hodge, find the tank.
[06:30:43] Got it.
[06:30:46] Go tell all the boys.
[06:30:48] Yeah, yeah, tell them, tell them.
[06:30:50] Oh sorry, it's Tower 5, they're behind Tower 5, that's where their main fob is.
[06:30:59] I see you.
[06:31:04] Last time this guy was like hiding to the left, I imagine he's not gonna anymore.
[06:31:11] Yeah, I'm listening for the shot.
[06:31:13] Right here underneath me, found him.
[06:31:15] He went to the same spot.
[06:31:17] Yeah, underneath me.
[06:31:18] Right here.
[06:31:19] damn
[06:31:28] the sup motherfucker
[06:31:31] bitch pussy
[06:31:35] oh you don't even care, oh this might not one hit her
[06:31:40] I missed, ah that's right
[06:31:44] go again
[06:31:49] you got this you got this I need to go to side because if I hit him in the front it just
[06:32:02] doesn't go up I'm heading back to base I'm gonna start slamming these guys with y'all
[06:32:07] Bro, no one's on mortars.
[06:32:24] What are these dumbasses outside the base doing?
[06:32:29] Oh my gosh, I cannot park.
[06:32:34] There we go.
[06:32:39] Oh, beautiful.
[06:32:45] Wait, I have ammo?
[06:32:47] Wait, they're out of ammo?
[06:32:50] Are we out of ammo?
[06:32:55] Not many bullets.
[06:32:57] Oh my gosh.
[06:32:59] Guys! Platoon! Listen up!
[06:33:02] I need everybody on the mortars!
[06:33:05] Every- Oh shit!
[06:33:06] Everybody on the mortars!
[06:33:08] We got a ginormous base, backside of Tower 5!
[06:33:12] Right next to that little small crate location.
[06:33:16] That's fine, I'll get you more, just zone them in!
[06:33:20] Alright? Get them targeted!
[06:33:22] You're ready to slam them!
[06:33:32] Are you a fucking crack?
[06:33:49] Are you shit me what a crisp pile of the mortar beam a whole operation over there, uh-huh
[06:33:58] Got a crazy
[06:34:02] Hey, just pull. Oh my gosh. Tell the mortars to get off there.
[06:34:16] Ack! And start slamming it off!
[06:34:18] I did, I did.
[06:34:21] The hell is our team doing? We got a team full of them! The fucking TISM!
[06:34:26] Got butter, does everybody eat grilled cheeses?
[06:34:40] I do love a grilled cheese.
[06:34:42] Gosh, hey, have you ever had a peanut butter and jelly toasted?
[06:34:49] Peanut butter, oh yeah.
[06:34:51] Bro, some people don't know, you know?
[06:34:54] like some people don't know what freedom is right some people don't know what a
[06:35:00] peanut butter and jelly lightly toasted is you know yeah they just don't know and
[06:35:06] you can't miss something you don't know we got no bullets I'm on my way with a
[06:35:11] about it. That's bullshit. No, just grape jelly, peanut butter, put them on both sides of bread,
[06:35:24] right? Smashing together on the pan, small sear. They call me the Gordon Ramsey of Household
[06:35:31] Kitchen, okay? Small sear, no longer than like a minute, no longer. 30 seconds one side, 30 seconds
[06:35:37] other side medium to light heat when you start seeing the peanut butter sweat you
[06:35:43] pull it off and enjoy it is it is electric. Got ammo coming in hot?
[06:35:55] We're owning them now. We're owning them. Oh, yeah, baby ammo dropped
[06:36:08] And we got the drill. I'm not crazy. I'm telling y'all
[06:36:13] I'm down y'all. I'm down you to truth.
[06:36:30] Nice.
[06:36:31] Have you just said jam and peanut butter barf?
[06:36:41] You deserve to be an Alcatraz, okay?
[06:36:44] And I'm not talking about Alcatraz right now when it's no one's using.
[06:36:47] I'm talking at its peak, all right?
[06:36:51] You're actually insane.
[06:36:53] You're a lunatic.
[06:36:54] You've lost the plot.
[06:36:57] I don't know.
[06:36:59] I don't even know what you're saying, but it sounds racist and I'm not gonna repeat it, okay?
[06:37:06] Here's what it is.
[06:37:11] Come on.
[06:37:21] You're going to the base and you're murdering everyone, okay?
[06:37:25] I can do that as well.
[06:37:29] I think it was not much.
[06:37:33] What am I eating? A Jurassic Park?
[06:37:37] Ooh, okay, don't jump out, then I'll put you behind him.
[06:37:41] Wait, we're pulling. What the fuck?
[06:37:45] It's simple. Oh, bro, wait till you see this base. It's fucking...
[06:37:49] I didn't build it.
[06:37:53] It's fucking I didn't build it. Thank you. Thank you so much
[06:37:59] Thank you so much
[06:38:01] Basically you go to Publix you get a pre-made Caesar salad in the package
[06:38:07] Tyson dino chicken nuggets, okay?
[06:38:09] You throw the Caesar salad together dino chicken nuggets at 350 ten minutes later Jurassic Park
[06:38:23] Give me one moment to drop this.
[06:38:25] No, I'mma put you behind him.
[06:38:34] I wish I'd got my keys.
[06:38:36] I would've been here for that.
[06:38:38] The white trashcord and Ramsay, what your fucking tone?
[06:38:45] So they're all right down here, you see them?
[06:38:47] Yeah.
[06:38:48] You go right up on this hill, you're gonna fuck them.
[06:38:53] Go ahead son, same good luck.
[06:39:07] More like mullet Ramsey.
[06:39:10] I'll take it.
[06:39:12] I'll take it.
[06:39:15] I'll take it.
[06:39:19] I'd love to have Gordon Ramsay cook for me, to be honest.
[06:39:24] Oh, get back on the stanger!
[06:39:29] Like, why does this guy think he can have fun?
[06:39:31] I don't understand.
[06:39:32] How dare he?
[06:39:32] How dare he expect to enjoy the game?
[06:39:35] Honestly, he'll be hearing from my lawyer.
[06:39:41] Oh, we have no mechanical supplies.
[06:39:43] Bring it here next.
[06:39:45] Oh, fuck.
[06:39:46] Honestly, I feel like bringing mechanical supplies rather than just grabbing an RPG
[06:39:51] heli and going and beating his ass right now.
[06:39:54] I don't know which one's faster.
[06:39:55] Honestly.
[06:39:56] No, can you shoot me in the head?
[06:39:57] Can you shoot me in the head, Doc?
[06:39:58] Shoot me in the head.
[06:39:59] So much of you mean that?
[06:40:01] Are you able to do it or no?
[06:40:07] Guys, I need somebody to shoot me.
[06:40:11] You're fine, you're fine.
[06:40:12] I'll buy one.
[06:40:13] I'll buy one.
[06:40:14] I'll buy one.
[06:40:15] I
[06:40:28] Okay, I forbid they lose a thousand
[06:40:33] Losing a thousand winning a game not losing a thousand losing a game that's an easy choice for those people an easy choice
[06:40:41] I'm gonna go smoke them.
[06:40:46] Well, let me get him, let me get him.
[06:40:49] Yep.
[06:40:50] Are you just gonna sit out there?
[06:40:52] Uh, I'm just gonna come make air with rockets.
[06:40:57] Coming.
[06:40:58] Uh.
[06:41:03] Oh, you got rocket, Hallie.
[06:41:08] Oh, you're chilling.
[06:41:10] Oh, yeah
[06:41:19] Yeah, we're gonna go murder him so we can go back to doing what we were doing
[06:41:26] The worst part is is what I think I'm gonna do in order to get him to stop
[06:41:30] I'm gonna have to kill him now sit on the hill wait for him to come back and kill him again
[06:41:35] And then they'll stop literally drive me close to his base
[06:41:37] I just layer and kill him every time he comes out. Yeah, we can do that
[06:41:43] What's the chances you think he's right back to where he was? Oh, there's a respawn vehicle as well. I can kill
[06:41:51] Oh, yeah, we blew up their CRAM
[06:42:01] It might just be worth me going rockin hell the rest of the game now then I don't know
[06:42:05] Yeah, unless they get something up.
[06:42:08] Oh.
[06:42:10] Oh, here we go.
[06:42:13] Somewhere like 1.30.
[06:42:22] Jesus, that's how we just got hit. That was so close to us.
[06:42:25] Oh, he's literally right there.
[06:42:35] Alright. Now their spawn is over here. I think he takes this road every time.
[06:42:55] Yeah, put me down like right where I ping. I don't see your ping.
[06:43:00] Like right in here? Yeah, right around here is fine. I'm just
[06:43:04] going to go lay in front of the box.
[06:43:18] All right, enjoy.
[06:43:20] Yeah.
[06:43:24] Is anyone still activating our base?
[06:43:27] OK, we still got people working.
[06:43:30] I'm going to destroy their respawn beacon now.
[06:43:34] Might have already been tossed, I'm not too sure.
[06:43:45] Ooooooooooooooooooo!
[06:44:04] oh my heli flipped my heli flipped I don't I don't know why but sometimes my
[06:44:15] tail will get underneath of its fucking head like the middle of the heli I just
[06:44:20] crash every time I don't know how why it's like I'm pitching and then I go to
[06:44:26] turn and my pitch fucks my turn and I just crash I'd probably crash like
[06:44:33] that's in time today. What is that chat? Like smart, smart version of what I just said.
[06:44:56] That's exactly what it is. Oh, so I'm pitching while I'm turning the opposite direction and
[06:45:00] it flips the heli. Okay. Got it. I got to stay calm or whenever I get targeted. I can't
[06:45:08] be doing that. I do that so often. I mean, it's, of course, it's a skill issue. What
[06:45:18] else would it be?
[06:45:25] Is he over there? You hear it, though?
[06:45:28] There there's something there's a logic truck though
[06:45:37] I'm hoping that someone oh, yeah, we have so many people
[06:45:46] This is a perfect game. I mean I'm at 300k. I felt like I was gonna definitely make more
[06:45:52] We are completely out of mortars, I'm going to go build some more.
[06:46:06] There's a guy outside, there's a guy outside, help, there's a guy right outside the gate
[06:46:30] left side of the gate
[06:47:00] I'll get repairs up nice job I'll get some more mortars sorry
[06:47:19] I see you I see you I see you I see you
[06:47:36] Thank you to me, dude.
[06:47:40] No problem, boss.
[06:47:45] No problem, Radish.
[06:47:48] My hero.
[06:48:00] We need people back on boarders!
[06:48:04] fuck is this
[06:48:34] Yo jump oh you're building. Okay, cool
[06:48:42] Yo, I'm putting anti-air on the roof or whoever wants to farm helis.
[06:49:06] I'm putting the anti air on the roof!
[06:49:14] Yeah, building's money.
[06:49:17] Honestly, I don't think that's worth it.
[06:49:20] I think building a drill and just pulling is worth it.
[06:49:23] What do you guys think?
[06:49:36] Yeah, oh nice.
[06:50:02] of
[06:50:49] What's this shit at?
[06:50:56] Aw, come on!
[06:51:04] Building takes forever, it's a good thing.
[06:51:10] It pays well but it takes forever and it's super strong.
[06:51:13] If building was any faster it ruined the game.
[06:51:17] Nice!
[06:51:47] It's going great.
[06:51:57] You can stare at my ass, go ahead, don't freak.
[06:52:08] So baby I did it would you say
[06:52:23] I got the game on you pause the game
[06:52:30] I'm down I'm so down
[06:52:38] agreed agreed fuck hutch fuck that guy hutch 100%
[06:52:48] that too that oh watch out
[06:52:54] yo we gotta kill those mortars boys we got
[06:53:02] listen we got mortars on the others oh my gosh right a building supplies we need
[06:53:06] building supplies. I just now noticed it how long have I been hitting this. There's a
[06:53:14] I got a heli right outside dear!
[06:53:21] Take that big heli over there!
[06:53:35] I got you!
[06:53:36] I got you baby!
[06:53:38] I need to see you in there!
[06:53:40] FUCK!
[06:53:44] Hello Garrett!
[06:53:51] Is this a circle jerk?
[06:53:55] It is.
[06:53:56] You have made it to the circle jerk.
[06:53:57] Welcome in.
[06:53:58] So you're talking about that's like three days in a row of being in the other one, just
[06:54:02] leave it like we can get together.
[06:54:06] What the fuck?
[06:54:07] Sorry, sorry I cheated on you.
[06:54:09] I'm down to leave my wife and get together with you too, why not?
[06:54:13] oh my gosh the second I left the drill it got destroyed I'm fucking depressed
[06:54:22] there's no it was right here wasn't it oh was it over here the whole time no it
[06:54:30] was right there fucking kill me
[06:54:33] What is it understood understood you're working in the inside and I respect that
[06:54:50] always go down bad always bro it is literally just
[06:55:20] a straight up base war that's all this is
[06:55:22] we have turned this game into a base war
[06:55:32] yeah and karma's trying to fuck up the tank
[06:55:34] it's been plaguing us all game
[06:55:40] launchers
[06:55:41] bang
[06:55:50] Oh, we're destroying blue now.
[06:55:56] Oh, this is perfect.
[06:55:57] Hold.
[06:55:58] They drunk someone right here.
[06:56:04] No! He's right there!
[06:56:12] Are you destroying them as they're coming?
[06:56:14] Dude, I'm in like a tower that's out of the zone.
[06:56:18] You can't fly in the sky, I'm just sitting here and talking to you.
[06:56:23] I'm killing the helicopters.
[06:56:25] Nice.
[06:56:28] I'm sure of it.
[06:56:29] We are just absolutely slamming their bases.
[06:56:40] I don't even know what the red team's doing to be honest.
[06:56:42] We got, I got no idea.
[06:56:44] Oh, baby.
[06:56:45] No, go forward, go forward, go forward!
[06:56:49] Oh baby!
[06:56:51] Oh!
[06:57:07] It saves, go Rasmus!
[06:57:15] Oh my god, he got so many.
[06:57:18] Oh ho ho ho ho!
[06:57:22] Bro, the guy I sent with my helicopter to get supplies crashed the fucking helicopter!
[06:57:29] Son of a bitch!
[06:57:43] We need building supplies!
[06:57:46] Not the fucking oil!
[06:57:50] Okay, okay. Good, good, good, good.
[06:57:59] Please. Please.
[06:58:01] Oh, please, God.
[06:58:03] Oh, please, God, come on!
[06:58:05] Come on, you got this, cat! You got this!
[06:58:07] Yessss!
[06:58:13] It is building supplies by the mortars.
[06:58:26] Really?
[06:58:27] A really boss?
[06:58:31] You weren't lying, boss!
[06:58:36] Very good.
[06:58:37] We're out of ammo, we're fucking out of ammo.
[06:58:42] All right, so I'm telling you the objective right now, Garrett.
[06:59:07] It's also for everybody else who just jumped in.
[06:59:10] We're currently trying to get me to 500k so I can unlock the Havoc sniper.
[06:59:16] Today I was as low as 30,000.
[06:59:19] Alright you guys heard it first 500k subs.
[06:59:23] He wants it real life guys.
[06:59:28] Real life.
[06:59:32] Mother sons of bitches stop running in front of me.
[06:59:37] Oh my god!
[06:59:41] You fucking idiot!
[06:59:45] That wasn't on purpose! Somebody drag him out of here! Help him out!
[06:59:49] I didn't murder him. It's not what it looks like.
[06:59:53] Do not spread lies!
[06:59:55] Do not! I'm not a TKR!
[06:59:57] I am not a TKR! That was an accident!
[07:00:01] Oh my gosh!
[07:00:07] What's happening?
[07:00:14] Yo G2 with the 100 Gifted by man!
[07:00:24] Thank you!
[07:00:25] Dobson and Jaffer G2 with the 100 Gifted Absolute Beast!
[07:00:34] I appreciate you man.
[07:00:36] Thank you so much for the love. Thank you so much for the gift. Oh
[07:00:42] My god
[07:00:44] G2 your legend bro
[07:00:47] No, wait, let me activate it. I need the money. Let me activate it. Let me act of it
[07:00:51] my boy my boy my boy
[07:00:55] We're pulling
[07:00:59] We're pulling
[07:01:04] Brace
[07:01:06] Brace the castle! Everybody inside! Get the reses off!
[07:01:16] Brace!
[07:01:19] Oh shit!
[07:01:23] Oh! Oh! Oh my god!
[07:01:28] I
[07:01:34] Build the borders I
[07:01:37] Build it. Well, I don't think we have any ammo though
[07:01:42] Building borders higher blue team only has free kids get on the borders get on the borders
[07:01:58] Don't shoot! I mean this one!
[07:02:00] Don't shoot this one down!
[07:02:02] Which way did you guys fly?
[07:02:04] Oh, this one?
[07:02:06] No! No! No! No! Please! Please!
[07:02:08] Don't shoot this!
[07:02:10] Oh, he fucked up.
[07:02:12] I can kill it right now. I will kill it.
[07:02:14] Can't kill by a fucking cat in this, ever, Dean?
[07:02:16] We got someone in the base!
[07:02:18] Watch out!
[07:02:20] Someone's in the base!
[07:02:22] He's doing flips.
[07:02:24] Oh my god, he's gonna crash.
[07:02:26] We're fine. We're fine.
[07:02:28] How many flares does this guy got?
[07:02:30] Hell, babe!
[07:02:32] Everyone else jumped out.
[07:02:34] No, they didn't.
[07:02:36] No, they didn't.
[07:02:38] Thank you so much.
[07:02:40] You're welcome, buddy.
[07:02:42] Hey, I'm sorry about your health out there, by the way.
[07:02:44] It's okay. You did good.
[07:02:46] I'm so proud of you, boss.
[07:02:48] You did great.
[07:02:50] You did great.
[07:02:52] Did they destroy the drill?
[07:02:54] For real? How? How are we not taking this?
[07:02:58] Oh you can shoot him now he went back.
[07:03:24] you
[07:03:54] you
[07:04:24] you
[07:04:54] you
[07:05:24] you
[07:05:54] You
[07:06:06] Bang
[07:06:16] Yeah, thank you
[07:06:18] I'm not too sure, boss.
[07:06:25] I'll keep you updated.
[07:06:28] Bang.
[07:06:37] We need music!
[07:06:48] I'm going to kill you.
[07:07:03] Let's go there.
[07:07:06] What the hell is happening in there?
[07:07:08] GG! Pussy!
[07:07:14] Fighting screen
[07:07:32] We're staying here you're going another server. I don't know how you you go next every time
[07:07:36] Yeah, we have to switch every game sadly mouse
[07:07:40] I'd love I would love to play in the same game the entire time
[07:07:44] But we also have to join servers that are already basically full.
[07:07:52] Dude, how do you play with like, ex homies?
[07:07:58] We get stream sniped to absolute hell and we complain the entire time.
[07:08:04] But if we get into a server with like 85, 90 already in it,
[07:08:09] and we get on the same team by the grace of the Lord, it's actually a great time.
[07:08:14] like that game was the most authentic game we've had all day that was the best
[07:08:19] game we've had all day so yeah man what was the issue you were having with the
[07:08:28] crashing we think a cheater is getting into the servers and then kicking
[07:08:33] everybody out
[07:08:35] they have that in GT online or something like there's they can do that
[07:08:40] So I put it past them.
[07:08:42] Yeah, I think so too.
[07:08:44] I think there's a wizard, Harry.
[07:08:48] I think there's a couple wizards,
[07:08:50] and they do not like me at all.
[07:08:53] Putting the joint code in here.
[07:08:56] Also, make sure you're on streamer mode
[07:08:58] and anonymous mode.
[07:08:59] Okay, wonderful.
[07:09:00] Yeah, I got them both.
[07:09:01] I don't know if you guys get in the server.
[07:09:03] We were having the issue with Jared.
[07:09:05] It was pretty brutal.
[07:09:07] Oh, yeah.
[07:09:08] Oh, yeah.
[07:09:09] Were you there Garrett when the guy who chased us to like four servers?
[07:09:15] Also, I just realized we got back to 13 K subs G2. Thank you everybody who's given the subs Edward
[07:09:21] Thank you for the five or old man. Ask all tasks. Thank you all so much for the green green green green green green actually builds
[07:09:31] Right now we're trying to get to five already told you five
[07:09:33] I'm a good game.
[07:09:36] Did you make any money that game?
[07:09:39] 140,000.
[07:09:42] It was a good game.
[07:09:43] That's exactly what I got to do.
[07:09:44] Yeah, profit.
[07:09:49] That's good.
[07:09:56] I'm in.
[07:09:57] And as well, I'd hide.
[07:09:59] Well, that's the problem.
[07:10:01] Like, dude, I had people.
[07:10:03] People say, you know, just do a community server.
[07:10:06] The problem is, man, the community servers
[07:10:08] don't really do anything.
[07:10:08] Like, it just makes it.
[07:10:10] I think he's a little worse.
[07:10:11] Are you onion hutch?
[07:10:13] I'm not in yet.
[07:10:15] Not in.
[07:10:15] OK, I'll just make one.
[07:10:16] I'm Foxtrot.
[07:10:19] Oh, my.
[07:10:20] Like.
[07:10:22] What happened?
[07:10:23] Can you mute people in this game?
[07:10:25] Someone's already slinging it.
[07:10:27] Two with them.
[07:10:28] Two.
[07:10:29] Two of them.
[07:10:30] Yeah.
[07:10:32] We had one guy just actually probably shouldn't say that it's not Saturday
[07:10:36] I'm trying to get my onion and March onion in March
[07:10:41] What's going on when you join up hutch mute them?
[07:10:46] What are they saying?
[07:10:47] They're just they're saying that one. They're bad bad ones
[07:10:52] Bad ones. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
[07:11:02] I'll let him know it's not slur Saturday they might they might have their days mixed up
[07:11:17] they might have their days mixed up I'll let him know
[07:11:32] Remember guys, it's Sunday, not Saturday, okay?
[07:11:41] Let's everyone watch our language.
[07:11:43] Oh my god.
[07:11:44] Now, this is music.
[07:11:45] Everybody get in here.
[07:11:46] Hurry!
[07:11:47] I gotta get out of here.
[07:11:48] There's a bunch of racists.
[07:11:49] Get in!
[07:11:50] Get in!
[07:11:51] Are we good?
[07:11:52] Are we good?
[07:11:53] Are we good?
[07:11:54] get out of here there's a bunch of racists get in get in are we good are
[07:12:01] fucking oh yeah I don't got any music jackass I'll join a what's one of you
[07:12:09] you're a sit silent you're gonna like it I could sing you a song myself if you
[07:12:18] would like? What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they
[07:12:30] dream of mollions, zebras, or hollybarian, or catwoman suit? Well don't you worry you're
[07:12:40] a striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson in your cozy tiger bed, and
[07:12:44] And then we're gonna find our best friend, Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend, Hugs.
[07:12:51] DUUUG, DUUUG, OH, DUCKY DUCKY DUCK, DUCKY DUCK, DUUG.
[07:12:57] And if he's been murdered by Crystal-Math Tweakers, we'll then wear shit out of luck.
[07:13:04] GOOD LUCK, EVERYBODY! GO, GO, GO!
[07:13:06] for you, bro. Bye, Lily! Perfect timing. Perfect timing. For anyone who doesn't know
[07:13:23] you know that song?
[07:13:25] You've never-
[07:13:26] OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[07:13:38] G2 with another hundred gifts and dynamo!
[07:13:44] Jesus Christ!
[07:13:49] G2 my man!
[07:13:51] Man that is 300 gifted this guy's an animal. I
[07:13:58] Love you G2. Thank you for the 300 gifted. That's 300 opportunities for people to watch the stream without ads
[07:14:08] Insane man helping to grow to community like crazy. I appreciate you dude. Thank you so much, man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
[07:14:17] Thank you. I love you bitch
[07:14:21] I love you, bitch!
[07:14:25] Get in, boys!
[07:14:27] Don't make sure you've been in the last town.
[07:14:29] Don't worry, I got you. We'll land safe.
[07:14:34] You get in?
[07:14:37] Alright.
[07:14:42] Oh.
[07:14:44] You guys there, big boy?
[07:14:46] Yep.
[07:14:47] I hear you. Let me get this guy real quick.
[07:14:50] I'll see him down there.
[07:14:51] I need you in the worst way.
[07:14:56] Come on in, October.
[07:15:00] Thank you, sir.
[07:15:03] Not an issue, not an issue.
[07:15:05] Did you guys die on the first drop?
[07:15:07] Let's get it, let's get it.
[07:15:11] Okay, hey, fuck my question.
[07:15:14] Fuck my question and fuck me too.
[07:15:17] Sorry for asking.
[07:15:19] Ah, shit.
[07:15:27] That means yes? Oh, there.
[07:15:30] They're not feeling good about it. Yeah.
[07:15:32] That'll happen.
[07:15:38] What?
[07:15:40] Don't get out just yet boys or you'll die don't get out don't get out don't get out
[07:15:53] all right I get out now in this drill couple roof spots there go ahead jump out you can
[07:16:03] get in the room so we see this mother of Joseph oh my god what's wrong with
[07:16:17] these people
[07:16:19] Holy shit.
[07:16:24] The hell was that?
[07:16:26] What the hell was that?
[07:16:32] Look at that. Nothing but survival.
[07:16:35] That's what you get when you fly with air hutch.
[07:16:38] Our team is not happy. They got landmines in our spawn.
[07:16:43] Wait, people are getting landmines?
[07:16:45] They are. Pop guy got landmines.
[07:16:48] hahahaha dude that is cynical
[07:16:58] one month wipe killed the phone for me see i okay what is going on
[07:17:05] G2 I don't even know what to say at this point presented at this point just
[07:17:17] presented just presented let me start stroking that thing I don't know what
[07:17:23] else to say I don't know what else to I don't know you broke me you broke me and
[07:17:30] And I want to make sweet love to you.
[07:17:33] That's all I know.
[07:17:35] Now we do like this, and let's go shoot them out of the air.
[07:17:39] Uh, so I don't think that this is a base building game.
[07:17:42] It looks like it might be, but not anytime soon.
[07:17:45] So I'm taking a helicopter filled with RPGs and I'm flying it over to the red base.
[07:17:52] Dude, you're interrupting this.
[07:17:53] You're rubbing me off right now, bro.
[07:17:54] Sorry about that, boss.
[07:17:56] Yo, G2.
[07:17:57] Anyway, dude, I don't know what to say. I love you
[07:18:05] Chat go some love in here again
[07:18:07] Throw some love in here yet again for this
[07:18:11] Absolute and monster. We need to go to the we need to go to blue all over here join box drop
[07:18:18] Got you got you. Let me go land this heli on top of this mountain and become the most hated person in the server
[07:18:24] Give me one second
[07:18:27] Oh my gosh, you're already doing it to me. I'm gonna be so sad
[07:18:37] How how how how how how how how what the fuck just happened to me
[07:18:46] Okay, well that didn't go as planned
[07:18:54] All right back to spawn I go
[07:19:27] I mean, these guys are chasing me in an SUV like they have a fucking Taliban!
[07:19:34] What is happening to me?
[07:19:37] You bet the Taliban.
[07:19:38] That's what happened, dude.
[07:19:39] The fuck is going on in this lobby?
[07:19:48] Hold on.
[07:19:49] hold on, did you see with minigun?
[07:19:56] whoop!
[07:19:59] oh my god they just killed everyone
[07:20:13] Oh my god, they just killed everyone over there
[07:20:29] Wait, what happened?
[07:20:34] Wait in our base. Oh, I think we may have a stinky one
[07:20:40] I think I think we may have a stinky one you know you flew into the zone with
[07:20:47] make a raid into our base was it Austin there's one one of our guys I thought
[07:20:56] blue was fucking bombing us no no no one of the green might have been a casual
[07:21:04] blue player yeah he must have accidentally picked us well this is
[07:21:11] team you know the green team are representatives of peanuts so they are
[07:21:15] pretty unskilled
[07:21:18] I'm about to make everybody fucking hate me would you have a fob no I ain't got
[07:21:39] a fob I got the college I didn't know you were gonna come over there wait are
[07:21:44] you here there's no way both of us wanted to be pieces of shit and both of us came
[07:21:58] to the exact same location this is not real all right you're under underdrive
[07:22:07] I buy
[07:22:16] One second guys I'm turning on some good, but best fishing playlist right in front of you karma there is a
[07:22:25] Somewhere over there. There's a guy using a tire
[07:22:28] Like really close to you fuck
[07:22:31] The thing I'm driving
[07:22:33] I can't have it if you decide to pull out a little one, two, what would you do?
[07:22:41] No, not this, not this.
[07:22:43] No.
[07:22:44] You're a car.
[07:22:45] You're a car.
[07:22:46] You know what we need?
[07:22:47] You know what we need?
[07:22:48] We need, I know what we need.
[07:22:49] I know what we need.
[07:22:50] I know what we need.
[07:22:51] I know what we need.
[07:22:52] Not that.
[07:22:53] That was ass.
[07:22:54] One second.
[07:22:55] Oh my gosh, I thought it was broken!
[07:23:14] What?
[07:23:15] Hold.
[07:23:16] Oh no, I can't.
[07:23:17] Oh, no, I can't hear it bro, I have to do it on this monitor.
[07:23:28] Dude!
[07:23:29] Dude!
[07:23:31] Dude!
[07:23:33] G2 with another hundred gifted subs, my gosh.
[07:23:45] I appreciate you, bro. You're actually fucking nuts
[07:23:52] Okay
[07:24:05] Bullseye
[07:24:09] No
[07:24:16] Why does this happen?
[07:24:33] Hopefully that gets him.
[07:24:34] Oh, we have a patchy out now. We have a patchy.
[07:24:39] I need more ammo!
[07:24:45] BANG!
[07:24:53] SHIT!
[07:24:57] SHIT!
[07:25:01] Hey, Kai?
[07:25:04] Can I request some more, uh,
[07:25:07] verbos on my position over?
[07:25:10] Guys, I don't know.
[07:25:14] Oh, I know a song. I know a song.
[07:25:17] Surely someone's got you.
[07:25:20] I know a song.
[07:25:32] Oh, shit.
[07:25:37] Oh, shit. I don't mind if I do.
[07:25:44] Nipple is that you?
[07:25:46] Nipple, you're under the Rolling Stones.
[07:25:48] Oh my gosh Nipple, it's good to see you!
[07:25:52] You're under the center of our base.
[07:25:54] We in between now.
[07:25:56] She's under all the pain and black by the Rolling Stones.
[07:26:00] Don't worry, I got a fortunate son rolling.
[07:26:04] Let's rock.
[07:26:08] Gentlemen, I'll be back after I get done fucking these dudes.
[07:26:12] Look at these dudes. Be right back.
[07:26:18] Wait, what? Oh!
[07:26:23] Later!
[07:26:29] I'm in, and I leak the server.
[07:26:38] Let's get him!
[07:26:42] Hey, where are they?
[07:26:57] Where is everyone?
[07:27:03] I don't know!
[07:27:05] Helicopter, right.
[07:27:12] They have to be in the hot zone, there's 35 of them, hold on.
[07:27:18] To the left, spawn truck, left on the road!
[07:27:30] Spawn truck behind us was on the road.
[07:27:35] On the road, alright, I heard it.
[07:27:50] Where? What road?
[07:27:51] The hot-store line! At the power, maybe!
[07:28:05] I
[07:28:12] Was right
[07:28:20] Are we do that?
[07:28:22] Call me cause he's dead in a moment. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead
[07:28:28] Yeah, yeah, he's dead right below us in smoke center the hill
[07:28:35] What?
[07:28:36] I'm still alive?
[07:28:42] Come on, drop to the right.
[07:28:53] Come on, drop dead.
[07:29:01] Good eye, sir.
[07:29:02] Good eye.
[07:29:03] It's gonna be at this tower I think it was a blue one. That's not the one I saw
[07:29:12] The fuck
[07:29:20] Oh we traded no we didn't fuck
[07:29:25] Shit I didn't know what that was boss
[07:29:29] We can't out let them win. We're going right back up
[07:29:31] We cannot let these guys win. I'm a better shot than his shots are shooting. We're going right back. We're going right back
[07:29:40] This is how we get 500k. This is how we do it. This is how we do it
[07:29:56] No, we just want to spawn vehicle
[07:30:01] Yeah, those guys came out of nowhere, man.
[07:30:20] I wanna get my own on the steelyin
[07:30:28] Just a matter of time before next
[07:30:46] I love you bitch G2 thank you again man
[07:30:49] I LOVE YOU BITCH!
[07:30:58] You wanna know?
[07:31:01] You wanna go?
[07:31:06] Why did they left?
[07:31:08] No, they'll be back. They're just gonna ambush us.
[07:31:14] Height is key against them. Height is key.
[07:31:17] Yep, you already know.
[07:31:39] Franklin in front!
[07:31:47] He's up there, I can't get an angle.
[07:32:01] I'm destroying this jet.
[07:32:04] Wait, is that a small vehicle in there?
[07:32:11] I think it is.
[07:32:12] Yeah, it is.
[07:32:13] Reloading we're gonna kill you you bastard very nice
[07:32:33] My vehicle dead
[07:32:43] I'll make the spawn, buddy.
[07:33:02] Reloading.
[07:33:04] Nice.
[07:33:08] Reloading.
[07:33:13] what the fuck there we go
[07:33:23] alright we're all good we got shot at from this drill as well
[07:33:37] great oh great dead
[07:33:49] dead
[07:34:02] I got a reload no we're okay we're okay we're okay we're okay we're okay he
[07:34:20] He sucks, he sucks!
[07:34:22] Smoking him!
[07:34:24] Smoking him!
[07:34:32] Oh, I lost it!
[07:34:35] Oh no.
[07:34:39] Oh no.
[07:34:44] I got no aim!
[07:34:46] Oh, I'm sorry.
[07:34:53] Shit.
[07:34:54] These motherfuckers ambush us every time.
[07:34:58] Yo, I don't want to hear nothing about missing shots, bro.
[07:35:02] That is actually so hard to keep those shots where you're going.
[07:35:12] Oh, and two, oh, and two.
[07:35:14] We won 100% win the third time.
[07:35:17] Garret, Teed, yo, I wonder-
[07:35:19] There was a guy on, I didn't see it.
[07:35:21] Green, blue, red, I don't know.
[07:35:24] Right.
[07:35:26] You just named every team.
[07:35:30] Well, I'm not wrong.
[07:35:32] Could be anybody.
[07:35:35] Alright, red, red team.
[07:35:44] We're killing them we're killing them this time
[07:35:50] The one who ambushes is the one who wins
[07:35:59] Yeah, he's sitting on the mountain like a golden eagle. Oh
[07:36:06] Now he's talking shit in all chat
[07:36:14] Shade, why do you do this to me?
[07:36:27] I think a bunch of blue dots on the map are over.
[07:36:34] Hard.
[07:36:44] Oh, shit.
[07:36:54] Damn, they're dead.
[07:36:57] I'm going to try to pop him off.
[07:37:08] I'm going to try to keep ammo full.
[07:37:11] Oh yeah, I think we're going to save it.
[07:37:15] I see the thought.
[07:37:18] Yeah, we just know they're going to be back.
[07:37:27] I'm trying to go towards them Yeah I think I see them right there, is that them?
[07:37:34] No, wait what is that?
[07:37:38] Is that the remnants of us?
[07:37:42] Yeah it's the remnants of us boss
[07:37:57] I've seen anything getting that reload.
[07:38:08] I think we have a stinger friend over here.
[07:38:21] Oh my gosh
[07:38:34] Hiya
[07:38:37] SMOKER!
[07:38:39] SMOKER!
[07:38:40] Get fucking fucking PASA!
[07:38:43] He's sorry in the old chest, he's sorry, get the same thing, we're gonna say sorry
[07:38:46] Come on, great flying!
[07:38:57] That's what I'm talking about!
[07:39:03] And they still ambushed us again!
[07:39:09] We're sliding, hold on.
[07:39:31] Wait, now he's looking at me feel bad, he said it's okay, sad face.
[07:39:39] Let's go!
[07:40:09] Check that blue fob again left side
[07:40:29] Yeah, it doesn't look like I think they gave it up
[07:40:31] We're out of ammo. I need a full mag in there whenever you can.
[07:40:46] To the right, mosquito. Oh, full truck down here to the right as well.
[07:40:51] I'm going to get some range.
[07:40:58] Hold up.
[07:41:00] We're going to get range tonight.
[07:41:07] Always coming straight for us.
[07:41:12] Lock in, lock in, lock in.
[07:41:15] Lock in, lock in, lock in.
[07:41:18] Lock in! Lock in! Lock in! Lock in!
[07:41:40] I got him Rage! I got him Rage! He's taking heavy damage!
[07:41:45] He didn't even hit us dude.
[07:41:46] BAAAAY!!!
[07:41:49] COME ON!!!
[07:41:56] This is our sky, baby! This is our sky!
[07:42:03] This is a nipple that's hitting you over...
[07:42:05] we are a little bit higher up.
[07:42:06] Hey hey, nipple, this is the little pretty.
[07:42:09] It's gonna be 2 to 2 now, over 2 to 2.
[07:42:12] Looks like we are fine. Academy's not over.
[07:42:16] On the bridge, C-Ram, C-Ram, hold on.
[07:42:20] You'll be fine, sir. I'm screwed.
[07:42:22] Destroyed?
[07:42:24] He's in the corner. The guy building it's in the corner.
[07:42:38] Still there.
[07:42:42] to the right and the forest that's an SUV it's an SUV has to be looking
[07:42:54] Somewhere over here he was.
[07:42:58] Where are you?
[07:43:02] They're right over here.
[07:43:06] Sniping in that corner.
[07:43:10] Dead. Oh my god.
[07:43:14] Do you have a penicillin down there?
[07:43:24] Alright, they're gonna be coming back soon.
[07:43:31] See ya.
[07:43:52] What the fuck?
[07:43:54] There they are.
[07:43:57] OK.
[07:43:58] Got it.
[07:44:07] I'm down on the red.
[07:44:10] Where's Robert?
[07:44:12] Come on.
[07:44:12] Do you need to use that?
[07:44:14] I'm reloading.
[07:44:16] Not good.
[07:44:17] Yeah, yeah, yeah, we gotta get the fuck out of here right now ASN pistol ASA pistol
[07:44:38] Mosquito
[07:44:40] Yeah, I gave him a horn, so he's not gonna leave.
[07:44:47] 500,000!
[07:44:50] Come on!
[07:44:57] 50...
[07:45:05] Oh, hey call me noodle nudes for short
[07:45:27] Is that another habit coming out no it's not okay about this say
[07:45:35] I
[07:45:47] We unlock it when we need it or when we want it karma, I'm happy to report I have to have it unlocked
[07:45:56] Nice, I got the 500k. I just got to purchase it me and nipple are up in the sky
[07:46:03] Raining hell upon the other team
[07:46:15] All the music
[07:46:33] 100 to 150k to buy next wipe.
[07:46:36] I think they're gonna redo all the vehicles, yeah.
[07:46:39] I think what's gonna end up happening is,
[07:46:41] is like vehicles are gonna be decisions that you make
[07:46:46] that are an expensive investment,
[07:46:48] but actually a good return.
[07:46:50] Like I would much rather them make vehicles
[07:46:53] something that costs more and makes more money, right?
[07:46:58] 150k except kills actually count for full price,
[07:47:02] Rather than get as many hellish as you want for somewhat cheap, kills are 25%.
[07:47:07] You just incentivize people pulling out hellish and absolutely tearing through maps.
[07:47:14] If I pull out an arty tank, that should be like a fucking investment that I care about.
[07:47:18] But I can make my money back if I'm successful.
[07:47:22] You know?
[07:47:23] Oh?
[07:47:24] Is that a...
[07:47:25] Oh, sorry.
[07:47:26] Is that a havoc?
[07:47:27] No, that's regular.
[07:47:28] You know havoc's gonna be up in the hills.
[07:47:30] in the hills they're gonna go right back to ambush him again he's on the anti-air anti-air left side
[07:47:41] both dead
[07:47:47] oh nice you did well set up over here
[07:47:51] where are you at carma
[07:47:52] I am role-playing role-playing
[07:48:00] I see some movement on the church
[07:48:02] have it have it oh no no no no no no no no no just drop oh my gosh there's a hundred
[07:48:09] of them there's a hundred of them there's a hundred of them right behind you what
[07:48:12] What?
[07:48:12] Yep.
[07:48:14] Okay, right here.
[07:48:15] You're ignoring him!
[07:48:16] What?
[07:48:17] Kill him?
[07:48:25] Honestly, here you go.
[07:48:32] They're back on anti-air to our right as well.
[07:48:40] Holy shit.
[07:48:41] Yeah, we got to go
[07:48:45] Shit careful this is where they're gonna be coming from I go up and right
[07:49:01] Yeah, I agree I well that's that's what I think they're gonna do
[07:49:04] I think they're gonna make vehicles more of again just an investment
[07:49:08] So there's people you know if you die in the vehicle you can't just go back to spawn just all I'm just gonna buy another one and another one and
[07:49:14] Another one and another one and the best way to do that is make vehicles cost more
[07:49:21] But also make the return higher so like I don't know I don't know how to explain it. I'm not good with words I
[07:49:31] Also think a cool down would be good to not for the team but per player
[07:49:38] Like if your team wants to band together and you can get 10 people to buy you helis, that's
[07:49:51] one thing, but you can buy 10 helis for 10 people, that's a completely different thing
[07:49:55] and I think it's a problem.
[07:49:57] There's no problem with buying things for people, you just shouldn't.
[07:50:01] For example, that English guy that joins our lobbies and drops 15 Havocs for the
[07:50:06] entire team.
[07:50:07] That should be a thing.
[07:50:09] By this helicopter, solo people are here.
[07:50:11] Yeah.
[07:50:13] Yep, yep, yep.
[07:50:21] Oh my gosh, I'm underneath the Debted Church! There's a hundred!
[07:50:25] Oh shit.
[07:50:27] On the bridge.
[07:50:29] Dead.
[07:50:31] Alright, nice.
[07:50:33] Let's look at this one right here.
[07:50:37] Dead? Dead?
[07:50:40] Oh my, oh my god.
[07:50:43] Hold on, repairing?
[07:50:45] Yep.
[07:50:46] I'm gonna do the next to the noise over.
[07:50:51] Might be done, over.
[07:50:53] Yeah, probably is over.
[07:50:55] That's okay, over.
[07:50:59] Woo!
[07:51:01] Less than 5% of people buying a tax on these are getting their money back.
[07:51:10] I know and I think that that's a problem.
[07:51:13] Because again, the problem with you getting your money back isn't that you're not killing
[07:51:17] people.
[07:51:18] You're killing people, majority of the time.
[07:51:20] The problem is that they have made it like 25% of the actual money you should be getting
[07:51:26] for those kills.
[07:51:27] What I'm saying is, it's okay to up the price of those tellies and put a cooldown
[07:51:30] But if you're going to, we better get full price for our kills.
[07:51:56] Let me see that pallet.
[07:52:00] Let's get out of here.
[07:52:08] Save it. If anyone can do it, it's you.
[07:52:30] Come on you got this.
[07:52:47] You're actually, you're actually goaded, hold on, hold on, you're actually fucking goaded.
[07:52:53] You're goaded.
[07:52:54] Wait, what?
[07:52:55] What?
[07:52:56] What?
[07:52:57] What? He saved that! What?
[07:53:09] The name is Nipple.
[07:53:13] The name is Nipple. Hard Nipple.
[07:53:22] Dude, that was crazy.
[07:53:24] put that in the 100k clip challenge oh shit
[07:53:33] this guy's a beast how I do they're just too good man there it's these people
[07:53:40] who are just so good at flying and this guy's one of them
[07:53:44] Oh, fuck, I think. Looking blue. Yep.
[07:53:47] Oh, baby.
[07:54:06] Out the smartest way.
[07:54:08] No, very questionable.
[07:54:10] No, but we got to take out that C with a church, I believe.
[07:54:17] Oh, is it bridge that has it?
[07:54:22] Not church?
[07:54:23] What?
[07:54:24] What?
[07:54:25] Oh, shit.
[07:54:26] I have no angle.
[07:54:27] I have no angle.
[07:54:28] We're dead.
[07:54:29] We're dead.
[07:54:30] We're dead.
[07:54:31] We're dead.
[07:54:32] We're dead.
[07:54:33] We're dead.
[07:54:34] We're dead.
[07:54:35] We're dead.
[07:54:36] We're dead.
[07:54:37] We're dead.
[07:54:38] Yeah, we're gonna need mortars on that bitch
[07:54:45] Shit he's like
[07:54:48] Bro, he yeah, I was shooting literally inside the pocket and he still didn't die
[07:54:57] All right boys, let's open her up
[07:55:00] Bang
[07:55:02] Bang we have the havoc
[07:55:05] Bang. Back to being poor.
[07:55:09] Holy, congratulations. I just saw that on log.
[07:55:12] Thank you so much, good sir. I feel like I just caught a shiny Pikachu.
[07:55:16] You sure did, and it's standing right here.
[07:55:20] It's only 18k to byway, is that true?
[07:55:26] Bro, I'm never buying a Rocket League again. Literally ever.
[07:55:35] Gigi can get in there if she wants tell her to jump in the discord chat gamers I'll drag her
[07:55:42] What if she can come by pilot what if I'm the gunner right now just let's just pretend you bought it
[07:55:47] Okay, I'm down. I'll pilot this bitch. I need to practice. I'll be piloting for all the homies
[07:55:57] I know you can fly I'm gonna be honest I enjoyed flying more than I enjoy gunning
[07:56:05] Me too.
[07:56:07] It's gonna be the first time I'm cutting it.
[07:56:08] I'm kinda scared.
[07:56:10] Oh, bro, listen,
[07:56:11] lead the shots more than you think you should.
[07:56:13] That's all I gotta say.
[07:56:15] Like, if you're shooting,
[07:56:17] you're shooting like five more inches
[07:56:20] to the right if we're moving.
[07:56:21] Unless we're, like, if we're up and down,
[07:56:23] it's like two inches.
[07:56:25] Lock it!
[07:56:28] Locked in.
[07:56:32] Also, you gotta remember, I can't look up.
[07:56:34] A firm gentlemen. This is gonna be your pilot hutch back in the captain chair
[07:56:40] We're gonna be flying in around 5,000 feet
[07:56:44] Absolutely fucking everybody
[07:56:46] No fucking we're staying on the other side of the map. We're gonna go tear up the church
[07:57:04] Yeah, we got some people already on that pre-injury now, so...
[07:57:11] G2 and the 100 give-dead!
[07:57:17] Rain down, Autumn.
[07:57:24] All my dogs are many.
[07:57:32] I'm taking up the small truck.
[07:57:39] No vehicle, no vehicle.
[07:57:42] Bang!
[07:57:48] That door away.
[07:57:51] Got him.
[07:57:53] Oh, he is going to find us.
[07:57:54] Kamikaze!
[07:57:57] Where?
[07:57:58] Oh, shit.
[07:58:02] Reloading reloading
[07:58:20] My turn
[07:58:32] I
[07:58:44] Thought I had it I thought I fucking had it I
[07:58:50] Thought I had it I thought I had it
[07:58:56] Dude I did I think I would have actually been able to land it that that little bush tree wasn't there
[07:59:03] Shit.
[07:59:05] Alright.
[07:59:06] Yep, yep, yep, let's do it.
[07:59:10] I can't believe it hit me. I flared and it went through the flares.
[07:59:13] I think it was because I was just keeping it too steady.
[07:59:19] Oh wait, I'll see.
[07:59:24] Oh.
[07:59:32] Alright last flight and then I got a dipskate let's do this shit.
[07:59:52] So the shot came from like I don't even know where to the right.
[07:59:57] I got bad news too, I'm about to have to buggy.
[08:00:06] I told my wife we go get dinner tonight, I forgot.
[08:00:15] Wait, what?
[08:00:16] You're gonna dance with your wife on stream?
[08:00:18] No, what?
[08:00:19] I'm gonna go get steaks.
[08:00:23] Basically dancing.
[08:00:25] You know I heard you were putting me in your mouth so this adds up.
[08:00:29] Oh, that's one at the end of the right, yep.
[08:00:33] What kind of snake do you like?
[08:00:35] What's your go-to thing?
[08:00:37] Filet!
[08:00:39] They like good.
[08:00:41] Medium rare.
[08:00:43] Blue.
[08:00:47] Okay, I see what you mean.
[08:00:49] I was believing.
[08:00:51] Do I destroy it? Do I destroy it?
[08:00:53] Oh
[08:01:01] We go for it
[08:01:03] Okay, I'll send it.
[08:01:18] Okay, a little bird behind you boys.
[08:01:23] He's got guns on you.
[08:01:25] He's not on it, he's not on it. We're going to try it.
[08:01:27] He's not shooting at you, but he's got guns on him.
[08:01:29] over
[08:01:59] Okay, thank you. Thank you. Good call
[08:02:29] Good work.
[08:02:38] Underneath us, on the gun.
[08:02:49] On the gun.
[08:02:50] We were out of flares.
[08:02:53] Shit.
[08:02:54] Alright, good run sir, good run.
[08:02:56] Hey, pleasure. Thank you for helping me hit my goal, my friend.
[08:02:59] Till tomorrow.
[08:03:03] That was a good run.
[08:03:05] That was a good run.
[08:03:06] Gentlemen, I'm out of here. GG's, boys.
[08:03:10] GG's, my bad.
[08:03:11] GG's. Karma, are you staying on?
[08:03:14] No, no, I was getting off after that.
[08:03:16] Garrett, are you on?
[08:03:17] I'm on.
[08:03:18] All right, wonderful. Setting the troops.
[08:03:20] GG's, boys. Karma, thank you.
[08:03:22] I'm planning to get to Maro if either of you guys want to join.
[08:03:24] I'll be here tomorrow.
[08:03:26] Alrighty see y'all later dudes chat awesome day, man awesome day awesome day awesome day awesome day super fun
[08:03:34] I was awesome
[08:03:36] W day can we get some W's in the chat also g2. I don't even know how many gifts did you threw at your boy today?
[08:03:44] But I want to make sweet love to you. I don't want you know. I want to make sweet
[08:03:48] So we get a WG to in the chat W's in the chat boys. I appreciate you guys man
[08:03:55] Thank you all so much for everybody chilling. Thank you everybody for having a great day with me
[08:03:59] That was a lot of fun. Hope you guys show up again tomorrow. Hope you have a great work week
[08:04:03] Hope you have a great week in general. I love you, bitch. I love you, bitch
[08:04:08] I appreciate you guys man. I'll see y'all tomorrow same time same place today and EST
[08:04:16] 9amct if you're a communist I'll see you at 9amct much love everybody see you
[08:04:24] tomorrow thank you I love you boss I love you boss it's dinner time later boys
[08:04:33] Peace!