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I used to come and I'm gonna be with all the people that I loved
All them bitch ass niggas used to play me like a fuck
None of them in the Chevy, but I bought a brand new shit
Nothing on the house, that's what I like to do
Use a chicken shit, yellow belly bitch, pickin' shit
Got them bitches up in the best city, stop with the niggas
Fuck the cutie shit, wear my niggas back, hit it from the back
Then I give a stick, cuz that pussy made it sad
Like, fit, crush, I wear them next ice
Like, fit, check the ice, fuck, fit, set the ice
Not fancy so you beat my ass
I ain't anything fancy so you beat my ass
It's a flay
You fucking hell, you fucking body battle
You fucking hell, you fucking hell
You fucking hell, you fucking hell
You fucking hell, you fucking hell
You fucking hell, you fucking body battle
You don't try to fuck with me
But you don't even fuck with me
Do not hear my line
If you ain't talking, try to cheat
I make so much money
Then put me through luxury
Killing up my bitches
I'm doing my laundry
If you wanna see me, you gon' have to pay a bill
Bitches use their hands, you know who they wanna be
Niggas use their money, not a hell I do the bet
But it's so big, get a nigga hard to take
My feet fresh, I break them necks, I sign big checks
I have big sex, I do not rest
So be my guest, I am the best
So bitch, what's next? It's a fight
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Like my business back promise there ain't no mistake in it. She a staying bitch. She run me like a Bronco
Pretty with activities my bitch got that combo
She like the deep thought that I put in her tonsils
I hit it from the back, I'm pulling on her frontal
No, I cannot be your man, goddamn
Touching green, feeling like I'm Sam, I am
10 toes, never sit on business, I stand
10 toes, never sit on business, I stand
Niggas keep my name up in this mouth, he a fan
Skinny ass nigga, but my pockets almost in
Throwing money on her body, got her climbing with no hands
In the game up in the air, never coming out here panning
I let my bitches bad, I let my money talk
Diamonds giggin' on me, DJ off the wall
At everywhere we go, it's a party all
Shut up, nasty titties, like it's Mardi Gras
Go crazy, go crazy
Go crazy, go crazy
Go crazy
Go crazy
Go crazy
Go crazy
Go crazy
I gotta get it, get it, get it, get it, buzzin' I'm not feeling scared if pussy head is mad
Sittin' in the city double digits and you know the bitch is havin' to be nigga wanna visit
But you nigga wanna get it, wanna hit it, wanna get it, wanna stick it like it's me
Stayin' in there like I said to pull it out when it finish, I make up less then minutes
So I know he get a finnish when the money ain't sittin'
Gotta angle to the motherfuckin' neck like I'm really wanna make a movie with a pussy
Jazz Felicia, here comes so fast, only come 18
So listen nigga broke, then I cannot play shine
Insane and pussy, you would never see a, but if a nigga do got bread bread bread
If you could get me hit, hit, hit, hit, hit it, I open up my let, let, let, let, let
Fuckin' em up, it's suckin' em up so high
It's suckin' em up, it's suckin' em up
It's grippin' em to the sky
It's suckin' em up, it's suckin' em up
It's suckin' em up so high
It's suckin' em up, it's suckin' em up
It's grippin' em to the sky
You can see it from the back, you can see it from the front
No people see my eyes can see when you come
Give em alien head and it's so dumb cunt
Cuz it's so much hate, give em all leave run
Look up nigga, we can see the stars alive
When I come on that dick then the border shines
And that light's so bright, you look up your blind
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I'll be I'll be straight up with you 100%
Try snapchat!
What?
What the fuck?
Snapchat.
Oh, oh brother.
Try Facebook. Hell no. Facebook.
Try threads. Wait, threads still exist. Did that ever, didn't that die?
Is it still a thing? Clubhouse.
Then Clubhouse turned into like some sort of like I remember when Clubhouse came out and like everybody who wanted to be political like jump on Clubhouse
That still exists
It was like a political thing now
Mr. Lot of charities and streams due to work so want to do this while I have a chance hoping to come to you
But someday oh my too old. Oh my god. I'm strong as you someday
Jesus Christ. I know I'm early, but Merry Christmas, Mousey
Cribs it! Holy shit! You did not have to do that. Thank you so much for the doughnut.
Please take care of yourself this holiday. You did not have to do that.
You did not have to do that at all.
I- You're ne- Also I'm gonna tell you you're never too old to become a VTuber.
You're never too old.
I'm over 6,000 years old and I'm a VTuber. You're never too old.
You're never too old.
I'm closing in on 7000 you know you're never too old
Yeah, I'm 6669 years old
However, I've been 6669 since I started because I kind of have been you know
I don't I don't want to lose the 6669
But I'm closing in Rose. I'm closing in on 7000 one day. I'm gonna make it to 7000 one day
You don't look a day over 5,000, thank you, thank you, that's so sweet of you, that's
so sweet of you to say.
That's so sweet of you to say.
But you know what?
You're never too old.
Or you see, when you're a VTuber.
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like my cup I have a special cup that I drink out of okay I don't know why
somebody decided to put my cup all the way at the fucking top top most top
most top where it's like a basketball player would have to get that fucking
cup and I'm like hello did everybody forget that I'm under five feet tall in
this house iron mouse are we going to see the annual twig tree next to the
road we'll see bro my dad comes up behind me and he plays a little mini
And I'm like, what the f...
He's like...
He's like, oh, the little baby's thirsty?
And I'm like, what the f...
What the f***, man?
I have my mom's saunters in, and she's like,
And then my mom sent her in and she's like
Wow that's so high up there and I'm like did everybody conspire to like piss me off today
What's happening? What is going on?
And then my sister comes
My sister is like
And then my brother comes and I'm like what the fuck man?
And everybody's laughing at me!
Everybody's laughing at me!
I got my cup though.
The whole family laughed at me today.
Everybody found at me.
all the internet, the internet hates me, my whole family's clowning on me, I have nobody
in my corner, no one I tell you, nobody's in my corner, no one's in my corner, no one!
Did you try, there is no way that I could reach that at all, there is no fucking way.
It was revenge for talking about your sister's boobs on stream.
It was.
You know what's funny?
I didn't want to mention it, but it's totally true.
It is.
It is.
You want to know why?
Because she said, you know what she said to me?
She was like, I can imagine if you were able to go to the grocery store with your
family, you'd be the one with the balloon tied to you so they wouldn't lose you in
aisles.
No, because I would, was out of leash.
You know what she said to me?
She was like, she was like, it's so nice to get the hype in the family and I'm like, oh, I see you saw that.
I...
Oh.
That's how I found out that she knew.
I'm in deep shit.
And now...
Now, the rest of these holidays, I have to live with her putting all my shit up on the top shelf
so that I have to cry about it every single time and just to remind me that she's taller than me.
I did this to myself.
I did this to myself, bro.
I literally did this to myself.
She's probably watching right now.
I'm starting drama on and out so bro I can't catch a fucking break oh no
AHHHHHHHHH
Oh no, I can't catch a fucking break.
I can't catch a fucking break.
The holiday drama has begun.
It's true.
It's true, it's true.
Yeah.
I wonder if one day she'll ever be feel comfortable enough to like type in chat.
The
Aramal's family situation is insane, that's true.
Oh my gosh, she just texted me.
Just remind your sister on where your fist would land with a straight punch.
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Does this freak you out?
Wait, let me take off the- the-
I will take this off, you can see it.
Question do you have voice effects you could try with these effects?
I think so.
You see this?
How weird do I look now?
See this?
How weird do I look now?
This is called edge detection.
I look like a mongo?
What about?
Oh yeah, we could do this one.
This music is such a great vibe.
Takes me back to all the time playing Tropico back in the day.
Oh, Tropico!
These effect with worm mouse. Oh shit. That's true. I tried playing tropical all the other day and I suck
Bro, I'm fucked up and this is making me
Oh, what about this one?
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Oh my god!
Where are you Christmas?
I can't...
You open the door what?
Say P-P-P-P-Dac.
P-Dac.
Santa's here.
Said he wants to suck your cock.
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Biblically accurate iron mouse
What's wrong with me am I okay?
What's your alma?
What have I become?
What have I become?
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
This and Terry mouse what the fuck
Oh, what's this one
Oh
Whoa
Only that
I hope you understand how much of the exquisite meme farm you where
doing with the fisheye lens effect and all these other effects on top of that so much
emote potential.
I still, I still like, uh, I still like this one the best, or is it?
I still think that's the best one.
Wait, which one's this one?
Digital glitch.
We're going to start our own ARG.
It's going to be great.
Wait, what's analog glitch?
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My skin Walker won
How do you know I'm not already a skinwalker?
How do you know I'm not already one?
I don't know what I'm doing.
Shadow the Socialist Head Gifted Subs.
Woo!
AHHHH!
Wait, you have to be ID because your host bodies reject your skin walkers up.
Wait, that's crazy.
Um, crazy? Insane Lordrump?
Crazy Insane Lordrump rose?
Guys, did you see? Did you see that?
I don't know if you guys saw.
I don't know if you guys saw. I don't know if you guys saw.
We did do a video with Monkey and Pete, we met Goldship and we hung out with real life
horses, the real horses, we met real life horses and some of the actual horses in the
game we met some of the actual real horses from the game and I met gold
chip and she's super cute she's so adorable and I don't know if you guys if
you guys have seen the video for the end of video we played we played a sort
of like a little game where Gold Sheep, where she drew pictures and we had to guess which
horse it was.
And I won!
Spoiler!
Okay, I wasn't going to say too late, I said it.
Haha!
Wait, do you guys want to watch it?
Actually no.
Wait, I have to ask Connor if we can watch it on stream.
I think it's still too new to watch.
Watch it on YouTube, but also...
Buh!
Hahahaha!
I don't know if I, I don't know if I can show this.
Hold on, let me see if I can.
I have to ask permission, hold up.
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Did I didn't meet gold ships VA I did I did
I did, I did. I met Ueda, Ueda-san. I met Ueda-san and she's so cool and she's so cute.
And we met some of the actual, we met some of the actual like horses, horses horses.
but yeah I have I actually have a picture of me with a song
It's me, it's me, in order to faaaaaannn with her cute little gold ship.
pictures we got to meet we got to meet oh my god she's so cute she's so cute and
so sweet and she's so talented she drew that picture by the way she's such a
good artist he's such a great artist she's a great artist and we got to ride
the whole we got to ride horsies
this is dry life she did she did we were playing a game of charades and she
was drawing it live for us and I and I watched her dry and she's so good she
did she drew it in 90 seconds
what is she like off camera very very sweet she's very sweet very kind I
I called her powerful widow. She's so powerful. I had such a good time. I had such a good time.
I've been dying to talk about this. I've been dying to talk about this. And finally we
could talk about it because the video is out. So I'm very happy and excited. Yes,
I'm very happy and excited.
Very happy and excited.
I'm trying to see if I can get permission
to talk about one other thing,
but I'm waiting for confirmation.
Stuff is like, sometimes things are very straight
about what we can and cannot talk about.
And there's this one thing that happened
that I'm trying to get permission to talk about.
What are we talking about me meeting me meeting with us on the voice actress of Goldship.
We spent the whole day together she was so cool she was very very nice.
Did Connor get kicked by a horse?
No.
I would have told you if he did.
I would have told you if he did. I would have said something.
I would have said something!
But yeah, I'm gonna tweet the picture out soon.
I've been kinda like hesitant cause y'all know
Twitter's kinda rough, so I'm like
I don't want, I don't, I don't want
I just, I just want
happiness.
on Ueda-san's picture.
I just want happiness on Ueda-san's picture because Ueda-san is an angel and she's so sweet.
I can't believe I can't believe she's so nice.
I hope I can talk about the other thing that happened.
I'm waiting for permission because I can't share it, but I think I might be able to talk
about it, but I can't share it, but we'll see.
Those are so pretty!
Oh my god, they were so pretty!
We got to feed the horses?
Well, I didn't because I wasn't there
but Connor fed a horse for me.
Connor fed a horse for me.
Yeah, I got to feed the horse as an extension.
I'm trying to remember which horses we met, but I was pretty star-struck at meeting the
real horses because I was like, oh my god.
I think Orphevere was there.
I think, I think, I don't remember men, because it happened.
Oh, like we recorded it a little bit ago.
Yeah, Blast, the Blast One Piece was there and Kitasan Black.
We met Kitasan Black, Orphevere and Blast One Piece.
They were so beautiful.
They're so beautiful. So sweet and so beautiful and so cute.
They're so cute. I just want to pet them.
I wanted to pet them so bad. I want to pet their mane and brush their mane.
I want to brush their mane and feed them treats.
They're so cute.
The cutest.
Horses are one of those animals that get to help with therapy
a lot like dogs and cats and they have empathy towards humans.
They are so sweet.
We did ride the horses.
I did get to ride the horse with Connor.
I was strapped on the Connor's chest
and we rode the horses together.
Thank you very much.
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You should make a gold ship art and send it to her fair exchange oh yeah
That's a great idea! I could! I should.
Wait. Chat.
Remember how you guys told me to play...
Wrench Simulator? And I was like, oh I already played it and me and Candy, we got lost.
They just had a fishing update and they added fishing to the game.
What the fuck?
Shit man!
That's you, just everything!
Fishing! Fishing! Fishing! Fishing! Fishing!
Fishing! Fishing! Fishing!
I didn't do a lot of it, but I did a little bit, I'm so, I have to say, I'm very like
impressed at how many different things there are to do in Warframe.
There's so much stuff to do in that game, and it never ends, I just feel like there's
There was something for everybody.
There was something for everybody.
I got, uh, I got Tabletop Game Simulator, and I think you, you run your own Tabletop
Game Store.
What is rail jacks?
I'm still learning things.
Hi, Ro! Thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs! Thank you, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I'm also considerably going back to gas station simulator.
There are a few sim games that we played that were pretty good.
A space crew gameplay? Ooh!
It makes you sad. Escape Simulator 2 had a Christmas update.
It did? Wait, how many people can play Escape Sim 2?
Is it just two people?
Escape Simulator 2.
Or Remake?
Wait up to eight players!
Oh shit!
Wait!
Goals night!
I think me and Nian were looking for stuff to play, uh, maybe this weekend.
I think finally now that that song might be doable finally
I think I think it might be doable now it's more doable now than before there
was a lot of things that we couldn't do before actually have another another
cover song that I'm doing with her and somebody else it's gonna take some
time because I'm really backed up with a lot of stuff so you know we're working on
it we're working we're working on things we're working on things since
you're now the queen of souls like games have you considered trying out code
vein it's actually on sale on steam for 85% off I have I have I have I have
how how um how long to beat cold vein 25 to 30 hours I really want to play I
I want to play that. I want to play Lies of Pee.
You like Jalapeno Poppers?
Or two. If you've seen the movie, Bagonia, I have not seen Bagonia.
I think Jalapeno Poppers.
I've never tried them, but I bet they're yummy.
Oh yeah. I...
So I like Ninja Gaiden when I was a kid I played Ninja Gaiden, but it's really hard. It was mostly me trying to play them in a
knot
And gave him his heart Ninja Gaiden is hard, but I would love to one day play all of them all of them again. I
I want to wish you an early Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and thank you for another
year of laughs and gremlin chaos.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everybody.
I hope you guys have a good holiday.
Like I said, tomorrow, me and Connor were doing Christmas tree and Christmas decoration
review and then I'm streaming on Christmas Eve and then I'm streaming on
Christmas Day and I think I'm taking that Friday off to spend time with my
family and then I'll be back on Saturday.
That's okay.
are you planning on playing the games feature in the latin american game so wait what latin
americans games showcase
we can get the girls together for new years i gotta see who's available for new years
because everybody I know goes out for new years.
I feel like New Year's was when COVID hit,
like everybody was in for New Year's,
so like it was easy to grab people for New Year's,
but every New Year's everybody like,
they're out doing stuff now, you know?
Everybody's out doing stuff, doing New Year's stuff.
Yeah, well, Michi, guys, Michi,
is Michi even gonna be back in time?
Like, Michi's still in Japan!
Guys, Michi's out on a whirlwind romance.
She's not on a whirlwind romance, you know?
She's not on a whirlwind romance.
I don't think she's gonna be back from a whirlwind romance anytime soon.
And go for her! Let her have her whirlwind romance, you know?
Yeah, she's on a work um, she's on a jet-to holiday I
Gotta see I gotta see I gotta start asking around
Nothing beats a jet-to holiday
Yeah, you know girls need their woe-wee romance from time to time, you know?
Well, I'll see, I'll see if we can do, uh, man, I really don't want to use my fucking
old VR headset.
I kind of want to not do it until I get my new one, because that shit hurts me so bad.
I mean, we could do it desktop.
Yeah, I can't wait till the frame comes out dude, I need that shit now.
I want to get the frame but I don't know it's coming out when is it coming out Q1 2026
Is it coming out Q1, 20, 26?
Yeah, Q1, 20, 26.
I'm pretty sure it'll probably be like February.
I suspect February.
I suspect February.
All they said was Q1
Yeah, cuz like so my my valve base stations are all fucked up
Oh my god
I can't believe my my my headset and all that shit is like so old already
I got it in 2020
damn why does it feel like that was so long ago but yet yesterday at the same
time
where the time go
The dark time sped up time after is true is true is true
Oh, it did fuck up a lot of sense and time
But to me it was like
To me it was like
Everybody was suddenly home, but I was always home to begin with so
All of that time like mush is together.
All the time just mush is together.
Val got sued by Australia which is why they have the generous scheme refund policy.
I'm so oh my god so yesterday guys I I don't know if you guys know Yona of the
dawn is getting season 2 I'm so excited my dream has come true I've waited for
so long that anime came out in 2014 we have waited for years something that I
I never thought I would see, ever.
I never thought we would ever get that shit.
But season two is coming, bros.
After all this time, I'm so excited.
And I got so excited, I told Candy about it
and Candy's like, what is that?
And I was like, ugh.
I sat Candy down so that she could watch it.
Ugh.
Ugh.
But not only is Yonah the Dawn getting season 2, another incredible thing has happened.
The anime release of the new rom-com anime Kaiju Girl Caramelize, which I fucking loved
that manga ever since a long time ago.
I don't know if you guys know I was sponsored to read the first like two chapters on stream
And I fell in love with that manga and I thought it was so cute and now the anime is airing
in 2026 and I'm like oh my god I oh my god yeah and it's so cute and now here's where
What did I say? Bro.
Any anime dubbing studios? Let me dub. Let me be a voice actress. Let me dub. Let me dub please. Let me dub.
Let me dub. Let me dub. Let me dub, bros. Let me dub. Let me dub. Let me dub. Let me dub.
and you watch all the trailers for winters of coming anime no
yeah put me in put me in coach put me in coach come on put me in coach
Come in, coach!
Come in, coach! Come in!
kaiju kaiju girl caramely
kaiju girl caramely
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It's so cute
Why are you here?
You're here again?
I-I can't... I did it again...
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It tastes like a pancake...
It's so cute!
I don't know either, Yaki-san...
There are still a lot of them, right?
The world...
I'm so glad he's an enemy now!
Oh my god...
It's so cute!
It's absolutely impossible!
Let's go.
I...
I can't stop myself anymore!
I'm going to die!
I'm going to die!
She's just a girl! Leave her alone!
She's so cute.
Oh my god, I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
She's gonna be so cute.
Breaking up with her is not a good idea.
um, no
I think I think well if I remember correctly every time she would get like you know
When she would get like uh
You know when she would get romance and she would feel uh romantic romantic she would like hide you out
She will guide you out when she will feel...
...romantical.
Yeah, flustered.
When she got the bottle flies.
Hi- WHAT?!
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK?!
Sounds like your wife? What the-
Yeah, when she gets the Doki Doki's, she can step on me.
Step on me! Squash me! Like a bug!
Free rent is only getting 10 episodes! Ohhhh!
Uhhhhhhhhh
Top 10
With fault one winter anime 2026 is absolutely stacked the best-looking season of anime ever
With Fall 2025 only having a small selection of anime you're catching, next season is
like in all you can watch buffet of the highest quality series to ever grace our
eyeballs. I mean to say it's a breath of fresh air would be the understatement
of the century. There's so much combined talent behind each individual series that
just one minute of any of the anime we're about to talk about will have
more frames than the entirety of one punch man season three combined.
So if you haven't had the chance to see which heavy hitters are making their way
onto our screens next month here's why winter 2026 could be the best
looking season of anime ever.
Freerun, the number one anime of all time and the series so faithful I'm not even able
to make a cut content on it.
Animated by the amazing talent over at Studio Madhouse, Freerun is back again with what
looks to be another phenomenal season continuing her story.
It has been over two years since season one came out though, so expect a recap coming
your way shortly.
For what to expect from season two, what the foundation set and the core cast of
characters developed, will be getting less set up and more plot.
So that means arcs with a more defined setting and conflict, whereas Season 1 focused largely
on Freerun's prolonged life and the impact it had on her and the others around her.
Combine that with the fact Season 2 will most likely be covering a fan-fabriced arc
and really the only determining factor of enjoyment would be the quality.
Specifically whether Season 2 can meet the same lofty heights Season 1 so easily
rose to before.
I'm fairly certain it will, since with Studio Madhouse returning to continuous adaptation of Fearin,
the staff behind it remained just as talented as the Season 1 staff.
Some may find the Switch in director to be worrying, but with the Season 1 director only stepping back and not actually leaving,
this Switch is more of a delegation rather than a replacement.
I'm excited!
You see, Season 1's director Saito, the same man who directed Bochi the Rock,
will still be on the tone just as the supporting director.
will be longer per episode, I doubt it.
What did somebody in chat say? It's only 10 episodes?
Hola, I'm from Argentina, you could say.
Hey, that's true.
Hey!
the most stacked team of character designers of every season.
And with that being what to expect from pre-Wren Season 2, Winter 2026 has already
off to an amazing start.
As spectacular as it looks though, there's a good chance it might not even be the
best animated series of the season.
Seriously.
With Jiu Jitsu Kaizen, House Paradise, Ocean of Go and Firefox all present too,
all are capable of shining just as bright as we're in.
Found me more!
As I've said in the anime I'm talking about, though, as one in particular has had my attention for quite a while now.
It's pretty rare for specialists all across the industry to come together to work on one single anime,
but that's exactly what's happened with The Strange Bake.
I've been watching The Preview over two years ago, but I like to think that's because this is-
No way! No way! No way! What?!
...or of a passion project for the studio.
AHH!
In the beginning, Fate Strange Fake was only supposed to be that one-hour special, but it seems over time the scope was expanded-
Oh my god, it's happening! It's happening! It's happening! It's happening!
...after which the full release of the season was delayed to 2026.
So, whether it was sinking time or you've given time to quality or just wanting to do the best job they could,
In anime with a staggered release such as this tells me they don't want to push out something subpar.
Uuughhhhhh!
It's not some seasonal-
Wait! How did I not know this? Holy shit!
Oh my god, I'm losing my mind. I'm losing my mind.
Pictures just wants to get out the door.
It's a branched new installment into the Fate franchise that I'm sure they'd like to sit right up there alongside all the others.
It's happening!
As to why the animation looks so promising, the directors together have-
What animation of fate?!
I've collected, storyboarded and animated several Fate Grand Order commercials, also have connections to some of the biggest freelance animators in the industry.
I don't know if any of you are familiar with a name like Haki Ugo, but to use him as an example, he brought us fights like Tsukuna vs. Maharaga.
Oh, that's what I was saying.
So to see him credited as the Noble Phantasm Designer, I'm sure his work on everyone's ultimate attacks will be mind-boggling.
Now, if you're wondering what even is fate's strangefake, that's a topic for another video
I'll be making before it airs.
You do not have enough time to explain that.
This is pretty much the American Holy Grail War.
A group fails to replicate a Holy Grail War of the past and in doing so spurs the simultaneous
commencement of two separate Holy Grail Wars.
This results in all sorts of irregularities in the war itself, including the blurring
of what even counts as a hero.
So expect servants and noble fantasies you never would have expected to see before.
Top that off with a soundtrack by the legend Hiroyuki Sawano himself and you already know
how the reaction scene is going to be epic seeing Gilgamesh flex on the mindrolls all
while aura farming to hear Yuki's music in the background.
Now for those who didn't understand a word I just said, I'm sure these next two anime
you'll be more familiar with.
we have House Paradise season 2. I'm excited for that.
I like House Paradise. It's pretty good.
House Paradise is really good.
provides with its story. Jujutsu Kaisen once again brings us the best studio mappa has to
offer, this time with the calling game arc. With not even a day having passed since the
Shibuya incident, Japan is made into an arena for a Jujutsu sorcerer battle royale. There
is a pretty awesome arc before that too, so expect a lot of action just like last
season. Maybe not in the school of any of the fights with Tsukuna, but certainly
as impactful. That said, my only concern is whether the studio has had enough time to cook since
there were a few moments last season which lacked polish. And with the same amount of time given
for season 3 that was for season 2, we can only hope things are a lot more streamlined this time
around. For those looking for less action but that same level of saffron, Yoshida Koba is back
again with its third season. Studio Dogakoba has always done an excellent job elevating the
the manga into this adaptation filled with spectacles, so in any other season not filled
with the absolute powerhouses I've already talked about, Oshinoko would have shined at
the top. It did so with season 2 and the-
Ow, I hurt my hand.
I hurt my hand hitting my nose.
I hurt my hand hitting my nose.
I hurt my hand hitting my nose.
You can expect the quality to remain the same too as most of the staff remains consistent
with those that worked on the previous seasons. As for the story itself, with
If the manga finished and the reception mixed at best, we might be approaching one of those
cases where the story is carried by the animation.
Still, at its core, Oshinoko remains this mystery thriller, so while there are a lot
of idle and showbiz elements, that's not all there is to it.
The character dramas so far have at least been pretty captivating.
And who knows, maybe the reception to the manga's ending means they'll change
it in the anime.
forces back again maybe you'll never know potentially finishing up the series
for good now I stopped watching this 80 chapters of the manga left to adapt though
so unless they're doing a two core 24 episode season the finale is either
gonna be rushed season like how they did with seasons 2
I have hope that one day there'll be a soul eater remake.
I have hope, because that last...
Dear Lordy-Tien, so much to feast for the eyes with the top of the lion chefs in kitchen,
we will gorge on such good eats.
Vikings in Valhalla will weep in jealousy.
I can't wait.
Thank you, Sam.
At least you're not a Serpent King and his family.
Thanks, Sam.
To be great.
All it needs is to follow through with the same quality it had with the first two
seasons.
Now, we've talked a lot about sequels that are sure to be great, but in terms of new anime,
there's one in particular that could trump all of them.
This is Sentence to be a hero, and it comes from the animators who brought us some of
the best episodes of Mushoku Tensei.
Ever see the rudiest bread scene?
NO!
How about the Orstedt vs. Rhaedjerd fight?
Oh my god, every fuck- I swear to god, that fucking bread, bro.
Everybody on Twitter is like, this is the most incredible animated bread I'm like,
what are you talking about?
see the rudious bread scene?
How about the Orstedt vs. Rhaedjord fight?
Both are done by the duo with the saucepots from the brand new anime.
I'm sure the recognizable art style was an immediate giveaway of who was behind it.
So without even knowing anything about the series itself, just knowing who the
staff is behind Sentence to be a Hero makes me confident we're about to get an anime
equal to her better than Mushoku Tensei Season 1.
The story may not be as good, but the light novel Sentence to be a Hero is based off of
is considered to be decent.
At the very least it has an interesting premise.
So this is a war where criminals are Sentence to be Heroes, forced to fight in a war against
demon lords from which they can never escape.
Even if they die, they're just resurrected again to keep on fighting.
So in a way, the criminal's fighting for good has elements of Suicide Squad just in
a fantasy setting against monsters.
But as the series I'm planning to cover weekly, I'm gonna make a more in-depth video introducing
it next week.
For now, you can check out this one.
This is also the series I'm most excited for since not only does the theme fit my channel
perfectly for some cut content videos, it's a refreshing take in fantasy that
has quite a lot of talent behind it and not just the director
So given the series was delayed to add some extra polish to it
I wouldn't be surprised if this turns out to be the most refined anime of the season
It'll at least give some tough competition to freerun
Other notable anime include my hero academia's vigilante season two the final chapter for golden camui
The newest addition to the trygun series
I still need to watch trygun man
incident. They would not have the same god tier quality as all the other anime, but in a season of
gems these are the cherries on top. As for all the other Isakai infanticies, I'll talk about those
in my seasonal roundup video. It's looking like there'll be quite a few of them. But yeah, these
are the anime making next season look amazing. It could honestly be the best animated season
of anime ever. With so much power flying to them, any one of them could surpass the
the best that all of 2025 had to offer. Everyone says that every single season!
Everyone says that every season they say that they say this could be the best season
of anime yet, this could be the best season of anime yet, this could definitely be the
bus season of anime yet and it's just like okay well
I'm not saying I don't believe you but like come on now
but I'm totally saying I don't believe you you know what I mean
I'm not saying I don't believe you but I'm totally saying that I don't
well you know what we can have hope and I'm happy because
Not only are we getting a new Yonah of the Dawn, but we're getting a new fate and we're getting a lot of new stuff.
Yeah, they better not fuck up Trigun.
I've been meaning to watch it. Everybody says it's great.
Everybody says it's great. I haven't...
I watched the original Trigun, and when they had the new one, I was like...
I mean, is it gonna be good?
And it is!
Everybody says that it is, so I believe them!
So I still have to watch it.
I haven't watched it yet.
I'm an old fart not in the tri-gun.
Uh, you know what?
When I showed my brother that there was a new tri-gun,
that was, my brother was like, ugh.
I can't believe they're touching tri-gun.
What the heck is wrong with people?
Well my brother put on his freaking nerd glasses and it was like they're touching my
My Trigun?
My Trigun! My Trigun!
Oh yeah.
old vest over twink vest
i was like get over it old man they're gonna make they're gonna remake so many
The anime is your head is going to spin.
Your head is gonna spin.
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No, say you're not allowed to skate inside of a fuckin' mall!
Oh my god fucking
What?
He accidentally punched the guy but I thought it was an accident.
Billiards hate to see me come.
Oh no!
I have no idea how to run
What you doing?
Come here buddy
Oh my god look at that fatass turkey
Oh sir
He can barely, oh my god goblah goblah
Come here buddy
Look at him
Look at him waddle
Also look at that in the middle of his chest
It's like a booty hole
What are you doing?
You look like LEGO piece number 2815.
What?
125, what is that?
LEGO piece!
AHAHAHA
Holy shi-
Can't you-
Poor Cajal bro
AHAHAHA
Poor Cajal
Holy shit
Wait
The fact that somebody had that
They had that loaded in the chamber
Bro
Can you
Not
Can't you
Not
This cat saved this chicken from being eaten by a fox
Oh my God, it's a chicken's lucky day.
He knows so many feathers.
He saved, he's like saved my cat.
Oh my god, chicken ball now.
Oh my god, the cat waved!
This police officer was chasing after someone and pretended that he had dogs.
Get the dog out, get the dog!
And then she got wounded in the field.
Said I was right.
This student also sounded exactly like a teacher.
Excuse me!
Hey!
Hey! Excuse me!
What the fuck?
They decided to...
Bro, that kid should be a voice actor.
What the fuck?
That's Tali.
Exactly like a teacher.
Hey! Excuse me!
Yo!
Hey!
Hey!
Eat your voice actor right there, bro.
That's scary.
They decided to put their friend in a bag.
Oh.
Oh my god.
This has to be a joke.
Well, that's me in a bag.
That's me in a bag.
This has to be a joke.
What?
Hold on.
Okay, that's me.
Probably like feet.
I might need some help.
Did he make that little word?
That's me.
I might need some help.
This is not fucking real. This cannot be real. I... this can't be fucking... no, stop.
Stop. This can't be real. Like, what the fuck? It helps them learn. Okay, well here's the thing, okay?
It can help you learn. Like, I can see as a kid, like, I can come up with that strategy on my own in my house,
so I can use it to help me learn as a person, like, on my own. That's like my, that's my special way to learn.
But to have a teacher actively teach that to everybody in school is like, what the fuck?
Because I know for me, when I was a kid, for me to memorize something, I would like try
to use a song to memorize like, whatever the fuck I'm trying to memorize, like, if I
was memorizing like words for like a spelling test or for something, I would use music.
I would use like a song or something to memorize it.
But that was shit that I would do on my own, like no teacher would tell me to do that.
Like a teacher wouldn't sit me down and be like...
BRUH!
BRUH!
That's not my teacher!
That's not my teacher!
Yesterday was the 67th day of my niece's kindergarten class.
Oh my god.
Guess what the teachers had the kids do?
This!
She's teaching them rhythm.
She's teaching them a specific like rhythm count.
like I get it but it's like Jesus like why you teach you just like that's very
effective you know. Oh my god. How dumb are these kids?
Yeah she's teaching me the timing.
This deer really acts like life is all sunshine and rainbows.
You deer.
If this is how it was taught, I would have quit music.
I would have quit music way before I was 20 years old.
If any of those kids grows up to be a musician,
they will never be able to undo that mental association from those rhythms.
Yeah! It's like, it's gonna be with them forever.
And then, every time they think of like playing music and they learn the sight read,
they're gonna hear six, seven, sigma, Riz,
what the sigma brought in their head every single time.
Like, what the fuck?
I mean I mean it's fine it's fine it's how people learn but it's just kind of
like weird I don't know
I mean I guess it's more effective than the way my teachers used to teach me
just yelling me to learn how to freaking memorize to learn how to sight
read this panda doesn't realize how faddy is
are you saying what the fuck is a trip? I miss what wait what did I miss what did I
miss hold up wait let's go back to deer this deer really acts like life is all
sunshine and rain is the cutest deer in my life you know what's better than
667 and it's not 69 it's eight nine
This little car is somehow super powerful.
Oh my, oh no, no, not the other one!
Whoa, what the fuck?
One of his dogs needs medicine, but his other dog gets jealous and thinks he needs it too.
The dog wants medicine too.
Oh, that's the cutest thing I've ever seen!
Oh, your girl is mad at you but you have a car-meril.
He decided that rolling, instead of running as fast as he could, was the best way to go.
Oh my god.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Let the kid roll! Let her roll!
Yes! Roll!
No! No! Just a little!
Yeah! Let's go!
I just learned today that it only takes a few seconds for a tornado to form.
I wish the camera would do justice, but these clouds are just spinning in a circle right here trying to form.
Oh wait! It is forming!
Oh!
Oh wow! That's fast!
Oh my God!
He ordered two cement trucks to show up to his house and they both kind of failed.
Government officials were very confused when they were watching the traffic cameras and
and saw this happen.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Explain!
Let's try to explain what just happened, explain that.
What even is that?
Eww, explain.
Also, what is that liquid?
It looks disgusting.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
One of their friends has a super powerful flashlight,
and they decided to crank random people on the beach.
Oh look at all the birds get away from me.
Oh!
Grr!
I got the-
HA HA HA HA!
I thought it was the fucking birds, it's the baby!
Whoa!
Okay little...
...sauce-y cat.
I give this up to the people that they saw in the water.
I was just in Los Angeles and I had a fun time hiking in the Hollywood Hills.
And that is the end of this video, hopefully you have an amazing rest of your day, and
I will see you guys again very very soon.
Later!
And the Hollywood Hills!
People hike in the Hollywood Hills!
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This guy, who makes him do a lot of much, but his delivery driver got stuck in some
fresh wet cement.
Oh no, the driver!
I'm so sorry!
That is crazy!
Yo!
I'm just, okay.
I'm just saying.
yo!
I'm just, okay.
I'm just saying.
Like, if you see the cement there,
like, I don't know, maybe it didn't look like it was wet,
but like...
Crazy!
Yo!
Hold on.
Hold on, honey.
It was good.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
He nearly escaped death!
This cat was having the best sleep of its life.
Oh my god Simba.
You should have gone up on this leg.
Like I'm so flay.
Oh no, her door came apart.
My door's open.
It was so cold in Chicago a few days ago that people at this NFL game saw that their
sodas were turning into slushies.
Oh shit, I want a slush.
Oh my god, what?
I remember when I was a kid one time I had a slushed soda.
I would like to have a slushed soda one day.
Oh!
They decided to put a jet engine on a semi-truck.
Oh my God!
That's not safe.
That's not safe.
You're testing how soundproof your new house is?
We found a way to work smarter instead of harder.
I should have done that when I got my new place.
This might be the only dog in the world that doesn't care about balls.
This is how kayakers take on giant waves.
I think you scared me. I think you scared the shit out of me, cause your legs are trapped
inside that kayak thing.
I don't think you're just...
It's just your torso.
Ah!
Her parents were excited to tell her that Santa arrived,
but she just wanted to go back to...
Jesus Christ.
Holy shit.
Her parents were excited to tell her that Santa arrived,
but she just wanted to go back to then.
Look at that! Oh my god!
Santa!
Wow!
This has to be one of the biggest cats I've ever seen.
Oh my god, wait, what the fuck?
That cat is huge!
It looks like a dog!
laser pointers too.
There's a road in Seattle where, for some reason, people keep getting into crashes there.
Why?
Uh oh.
A few years ago, this big earthquake was caught on camera in Utah.
Imagine looking outside of your window and seeing this.
You can roll!
Stop it!
You're supposed to break the thing.
Oh my god!
I'm not sure why, but this is so satisfying to watch.
PUSH!
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this crazy ass kangaroo?
You bloody break the thing.
Oh god.
I'm not sure why, but this is so satisfying to watch.
Oh wow, he's a pro.
Watermelon, pro watermelon peeler.
Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon.
Peeler.
Oh, shit.
Fighting.
These people were arguing on the train,
so the rest of the passengers started singing to draw them out.
I don't know why, but I don't know why.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
This guy on a motorcycle saw that a fire started and stopped to help out.
Because he was wearing his motorcycle protective gear, he could get close to the fire without
getting burned.
Oh wow.
Oh nice guy.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
I think I remember hearing about that Seatle Road it's an off ramp and immediate merge
lane instead of gradual and the sidewalk abruptly protrudes like a fiddle type of
power call.
This has been Random Infa with Sam.
Awww!!
Oh, God, my coachy!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh...
Ugh.
Oh, God!
Coachy!
Ow!
Holy shit, the corner!
Oh, God!
Grr!
AAAAAAARRRRR!
RIGHT IN THE CORNER!
Uuurghhhh!
Oh my god...
The Kochis splatter...
I'm sorry for the question mark!
Umm...
Guys!
Women...
If you get hate...
With the direct corner of an object...
In your coach...
It's gonna fucking hurt!
I've been to it!
Is it like their balls crack? Yes, it's like, imagine you getting hit with an edge with a corner of something right in between your ball seam.
Would that not hurt? Would that not hurt you? Would that not hurt you? In your ball seam!
Right in your ball crack!
I mean, it's not the same, cuz it's not the same.
But it will hurt!
No, not the puzzle!
I guess I can get so cold that sand and beaches can freeze too.
Sand can freeze?
I'm not sure why they kept cutting this tree when it was obvious that it was going to
fall in the house.
Oh.
Where did they think it was going to fall?
I don't know if that's actually a...
Between balls is fine as long as it doesn't hit a ball, it would hit the ball, it would
hit your ball, it would hit your ball, wait a minute, what about, technology is worse?
This fire went right next to the lake and created a water spout in the process.
This guy showed up to a Christmas parade in a tricked out porta potty.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
This momma raccoon did everything she could to save her baby.
Aww.
Aww.
The family.
Oh, that's me.
That is you in this video. Are you hoping enjoyed it?
And I'll see you guys again, very soon.
Later, one more.
These are the best videos of 2025.
Oh! Bye!
Oh, I remember this one!
I remember this one!
And then the fricking car comes in through the window.
Bye!
Bye!
Oh
We
Where'd he go?
Oh my god
Jesus Christ
I would lose my fucking mind holy shit how did how did he survive oh my god this is so scary
Oh
This one
They got the wrong thing
This day I just I just have so many questions to this day
The guy the guy with no shirt on in the apron with that big ass fucking burger and then you have that that other guy
Who unhinges his fucking jaw?
And this guy with his fucking eyes
Holy shit, man
This is crazy
They got the wrong confetti color for this gender reveal
This principal and student decided to prank and scare people at their graduation.
Oh my god.
Oh, he's clutching his car.
He's so scared.
Oh my god.
Oh, he's so scared.
What up, where are you going?
What up, where are you going?
What the hell?
Now once you're on line, you should be able to stick a bar in here and make a
No.
Okay.
Have you been eating the bubbles?
No.
Why don't you think of me like this?
Why don't you think of me like this?
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I'm trying to go to sleep.
Why?
It's probably, it's probably fucked up.
This guy was on, he was fucking on something.
I'm trying to go to sleep or take a nap and he's just-
Wait, what is this red bird?
You never know who else-
Take a nap and he's just-
You never know who else might also be enjoying your meal.
Aww, he's hungry.
How did you get us out of that? How the f*** did we not get in an accident right there?
Bro, this man is like, cause I'm the one, that's why.
I'm just that good. You see his little smirk, he's like...
I'm just that good. That's why.
way is very pretty bad weather out there come on pops let's go come on it's
getting rough out there okay I guess you can come to here
We are here in La Bandería because Maria has come to wash a hair.
Oh no! The hair is very dirty!
Because Maria has come to wash a hair.
The hair is dead! No!
I thought she dead.
oh my god holy shit is this guy insane you're so dumb dude like stop stop it
AHHHH!
What is the point of this?
WHAT IS WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS?
SHIT!
POOPA!
You don't know what the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What would he do this?
SHIT!
Can't he just like put like...
Can't he just like put like weights on his legs instead of hooking it to his fucking pants?
Like what the fuck?
That's you!
That's you!
The battery for his drill started a malfunction.
I want to put a...
Watch out. Watch out.
I want to put a towel on it.
Watch out. Watch out.
Is that normal?
Watch out. Watch out.
Does that usually happen with batteries?
Holy shit, it exploded.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
I'm so hungry to push out of here.
So boy, you're getting fucked, babe.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Damn, okay!
I'm so hungry to bust out of here.
So boy, you can eat both legs.
Oh!
Oh my god, that guy just busted his face.
She realized that after owning them for 10 years, she has never told her dogs what her name is.
My name's Taylor.
Oh!
Like Swift?
Taylor Swift?
mm-hmm
bro
dead
This is my pet duck Adam going for his first swim.
be careful out of
Adam
Adam, no!
This is my pet duck, Adam
going for his first swim
be careful out of
Adam
out of
out of
out of
out of
out
out of
out of
You know what that reminds me of?
Did you remember the fenton?
Fenton! Fenton!
Oh my Jesus Christ, Fenton!
That reminds me of Fenton.
Oliver.
Oh!
Oliver.
I'll never forget Fenton.
Oh! Praying the balls!
They saw a turtle in the middle of the road and decided to turn around and save it.
Oh
They're rescuing it
Oh
Oh my god, what is little
Evil
He's plotting something a bad switch tablet. Okay, let's see which one
Which one you go?
He's poor grass
Well kids are so dumb kids are so fucking dumb, dude
These poor grasshoppers are holding on as tight as they could
Oh my god.
Do you think if the grasshopper were to fall off the plane and fall to earth would they die
or would they still be alive?
They would die?
They'd probably be fine?
They have wings they can glide.
What if an ant were to fall off a plane?
If there was a tiny little ant, and that ant were to fall off the wing of the plane and fall to earth, would the ant die or would it survive?
I bet you never thought about that, huh?
You never thought about an ant falling out of a plane before, huh?
I never thought about ant falling out of a plane, huh?
Too late?
It's a common dog that will whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever.
These paintballers are getting ready to sprint out into battle.
A lot of small enough animals can fall from any height.
They have a low terminal velocity, so they'll never reach a fast enough speed to die when
they land.
Oh my god, so it's just us.
God damn it.
I'm nagging you forever.
My friends, wait.
Hold up.
My friends did not agree with me testing out the elevator with negative floors.
They tried to ding down dish their neighbor.
It's not negative floors, it's just a basement one, basement two, basement three, basement
four.
They tried to ding down ditch their neighbor.
Don't mess kids, bro.
Oh, nice! But not nice enough.
Oh, shi-
Oh, nice! But not nice enough.
I'm a truck driver, really. I'm a truck driver to Tama Junk.
Yeah, what's up? How are you?
Shut up.
I think we're gonna have to shut down here. Okay, here we go.
Oh my god.
Oh, shit!
She wouldn't stop crying so-
Stop!
There's no way.
She wouldn't stop crying so Dad decided to confuse her.
What the-
I need this guy to show up at my next birthday party.
What's happening?
Oh my god, I thought that was real, bro.
Chewbacca, can I do an impression of you real quick?
I've worked really long to do this.
Is that okay?
Yeah?
Hey, it's me, Chewbacca.
You like it?
Aww.
Oh my god, what the fuck am I shedding?
That's something my dad would do.
Oh my god, that's such a choir prank.
It's a choir prank!
It's such a choir prank!
It's such a choir prank!
Choir people?
It's cute! It's a cute choir prank!
Oh my god!
Remy!
Does that hurt?
What the fuck?
No!
This delivery guy was trying to drop off this balloon and birthday card.
Do all of this, do some of this have teeth?
Do all of this have teeth?
What kind of teeth?
Oh my god.
oh my god he stopped just in time holy shiit
this dog is way too smart
very smart dog
what the fuck
oh my god
what?
and his garbage trunk
Holy shit
That dog is not a dog
Hey
I'm okay, are you alright?
I'm good, yeah, I'm fine
I'm so sorry
Aw, well that was a wholesome interaction
And Brazil, it is tradition to give the first piece of your birthday cake to the person
you love the most.
They gave him this first piece of bacon to see what he would think.
some bacon? That kid just woke up. Thank you mama. Oh! He liked it! He liked it!
He's just a little bite.
This driver decided to block this biker for no reason.
What the fuck?
Bro what?
I would be so scared if that was me.
What the fuck?
He wanted to see if his dog would give him his sock back in exchange for some bread.
That was the-
Oh no!
I didn't think it would fall on my back.
Ewww!
You're not having a bed chair to do that.
Oh my god! It literally prophesied-
Oh!
Watch this.
Praise the lord!
Oh shit, praise the lord.
She was really nervous to show this portrait that she drew of her mom.
Oh, I remember this one.
Is that me?
No, no, it's nice.
It's so nice.
Oh, no.
I've never looked better.
So how does something like this even happen?
That was so cute.
I can't remember, maybe like...
$2?
Can somebody explain to me why?
$2?
Can somebody explain?
Explain this.
$2?
Both eggs on hot grass?
$2?
He was trying to teach him how to ride a motorcycle.
This company was working on giving them a new roof.
Oh God!
Oh my God!
Oh God!
You can kill somebody!
This is the end of this Buddhist temple.
Oh, I left one thing.
So this bike rider got super lucky.
AHHHH!
Oh!
I'm a tronic Santa.
Oh!
AHHHHHH!
That would traumatize me as a fucking kid!
Holy shit!
These fire fighters are checking in at a gas leak that sent these manhole covers flying into the air.
I
What is happening that so many manual covers are exploding? What's going on? What's happening?
Yeah, my boyfriend let me grab a phone
What the fuck
What the fuck
Oh my god!
Jesus!
Set!
Go!
Oh, I got her!
This is just thought of be a good idea to go in the tiger enclosure.
Uh-oh.
Not a boost.
No, not again!
This letter sleeve, that's so nice.
Very kind.
Oh, and a raptor robe!
I don't remember this one.
Wait.
I'm sorry.
Maybe in the corner.
Whoa!
I guess this is a really good way to try and sell balloons on a beach.
Well, why?
But there's so many of them.
Your order is not ready to be picked up, ma'am.
How did your water is not ready to be picked up, ma'am?
Uh-oh.
Whoa!
Oh
They're just trying to enjoy their time, fishing in the lake.
Bruh.
Bruh.
Not your- whoa.
I feel like this carnival game was poorly planned out.
A cheese pole.
A cheese pole.
So, this is pretty crazy. The opposition party and the Serbian parliament get so upset without
things were going that they started throwing smoke bombs.
What the fuck? Holy shit!
Where are the- oh the dog babies!
They've come from far and wide.
I had no idea that iguanas could do this with their tail.
Why don't I lift you?
Oh, ow!
Dad, would you get ice cream from them?
We're out to dinner.
Would you get ice cream from the truck?
They were out to dinner when her boyfriend moved out of his wheelchair and onto the floor.
She couldn't figure out why until she realized that he was proposing her.
Awww. Oh my god! What the f-
What?
They were asked to see if she was actually alive until she met her boyfriend out of his wheelchair and onto the floor.
She couldn't figure out why until she realized that he was proposing to her
She was actually sleeping or not if I lift her arm up and it stays up in the air, then she's asleep
She's sleeping. Okay, I'll see
If both hands are in the air she'd be sleeping let's see if the other hand goes up
He's the alien over here!
He's right over there!
She'll be sleeping!
Let's see if the other hand goes up.
He's the alien over here!
He's the alien over there!
Awe!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
myself
What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
This biker was running with his girlfriend
What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
This biker was running with his girlfriend when he suddenly lost control
aww, wait
aww
that is so scary, holy shit
But he grabbed her! That's so sweet!
Guys, he could not grab her! He grabbed her!
I love you
You see how they look at the same time, yeah, you see how they look at this
So I guess this person is super lucky to be alive
oh my god holy shit
this guy was upset as property taxes went up so he went to a town hall and
started dancing please come forward to the microphone state your name and address
for the record.
Why did our taxes go up so much?
This person somehow thought that this baggage claim luggage belt at the airport was actually
escalator? Uh-oh. This is gonna get processed. That's bad. That why- I have a question. Why
did nobody pay attention to this person? Like no one looked until it was too late.
I thought I'd make the door to sleep!
What the fuck?
Pizdan just found out that he's gonna be a grandpa.
Looks like something you used to suck on real old.
Yeah. You should probably read it.
Actually no.
Aw.
What a cute grandpa!
Oh my god he's so cute!
I feel like the officer ran into this bunker because he was trying to grab him.
AHHHHHH!
You mother...
You're looking at your phone, officer.
You gotta fix the other officer.
He started recording because he couldn't believe how squeaky these concrete stairs were.
This guy was washing his car and he was suddenly attacked by two guys that were trying to steal
his car.
I told you, you have to stop coming around.
Stop bringing your mates.
I can see he's there.
We have no food.
So this is pretty crazy.
A passenger at the airport fell into the X-ray machine on accident.
What?
Wait, wait a minute. How?
Oh, fuck you. Fall in there by accident.
They're in there now. They're outside, they're outside.
Man, you ever seen...
This judge was confused because this police officer showed up to a virtual court without any pants on.
Good morning, you. Can you put your appearance on the record, please?
Yes. Officer Jackson, bathroom number 3919. I did a 12-free stint.
Have you got some bandsaw, cops? Officer?
What the fuck?
What?
Uh, okay.
This might be the best audience of all time.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let me see.
There's two of them.
What?
You're putting a trick.
Alright, you said there's two of them.
He's right.
But that one is also false.
What?
What?
What the fuck?
The automatic braking system on his car is kind of crazy.
Ow! Let me do that.
Maybe that cop was a vtuber.
Maybe.
Oh, I remember seeing this.
Masha, I was raising myself to work today, like this, like this, and that's how I came here.
This magician was testing out a new special effect for one of his shows.
His dad has analytical twins and couldn't figure out which one was which.
Kevin or Liam?
Hey Kevin!
You're Kevin?
Oh you are Kevin!
Jesus Christ!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I just got struck by lightning you can see the moment
how oh my god I'm terrifying I just got struck by
you're not safe apparently you're not you're not safe dude you're not safe you are not safe
also like lightning can go through glass apparently I did not know that I did not know
that you can get struck by lightning through the window of your fucking house.
Why does that mom always show up?
You are not fake.
Wait, really? Yes! So you can!
Oh, she...
I'll always show up.
So like, I remember my whole life, every time there was a storm and stuff, my mom would never let me look out a window saying,
Don't look out the window! You're gonna get struck by lighting!
Don't! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Oh, he's fine now!
Oh
You found your moo.
Good job.
We're dead.
What?
Found your moo.
Good job.
We're dead.
What the fuck?
That sounds so fake.
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that she did like an interview was that the giggler cow
she did like an interview recently about this incident and she talked about
he was cheating they were cheating but the problem was it wasn't that they were
cheating the problem was that he was her boss that cow is using the real
problem he was like he was like the owner I think I don't remember if he
was the owner of the company or she was the owner but they were like yeah and she was like the head
of like HR so like they were cheating but they were working they were co-workers so yeah that's right
and she was the CEO and she was the head of HR and that's what made it so like that's what made
it so scandalous to everybody so and then I think they they interviewed her recently and she
She talked about how much that moment like impacted her life and stuff.
No, it doesn't.
What the fuck?
What? What? What is that?
What's that bear cat doing there?
For some reason this guy was just hanging outside this moving truck.
The real problem is that people have sent her death threats and crap she was separated at the time and nothing had happened yet
Yet, but the internet is the internet and they jump on anything and they're crazy and people are psychopaths
Yeah, I think it's it's terrible. Listen man. They both made mistakes, but do they deserve to get people?
Do they deserve to have people wish death upon them? No, what the fuck? What the fuck is wrong with people?
It's a fucking photo!
It's a fucking photo!
Listen, as far as I'm concerned, them and their relationship and shit, that's their business.
That was not our business, and that was not the internet's business.
It wasn't anybody's fucking business.
If you know
Whoa, he's good what the wait what what the fuck
He tried to sue cold plate, okay, well, that's also dumb
Did this robot just shrug at me and then walk away?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
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It was judging him and if he spoke incorrectly the robot was going to kill him.
If he spoke incorrectly the robot would kill him.
Like any good robot would.
It's not Christmas, it's Chopper's birthday.
Happy birthday, FU- Happy fucking birthday, Chopper!
I was gonna say happy fucking birthday but then like I tripped on the fucking and then
I don't know what the fuck was gonna come out of my mouth.
Happy fuck- Happy fucker.
Happy fucking fucker-er face.
Hey, I tripped on the fucking.
Who doesn't trip on a fucking though?
Happy a little fucker!
Happy, Happy a little fucker!
Breaking the teeth in for a horse.
What?
What does that mean?
What does that, what does that even mean?
Hello?
Why are there so many damn mods in the warframe?
BECAUSE!
Miki tweeted she's home no way.
No way.
Michigan is home.
Welcome home.
Welcome home.
Welcome home.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
ISP.
Warner.
Is that for a make or play warframe?
I'm gonna DM him right now.
I heard you were home.
I heard you were home.
I miss you. What you doing right now?
Oh my god.
Hello?
No, no, no, uh, so I, so I, I, uh, I was, I was, I wanted to play, I was, I wanted
to play the new back rooms game got a Christmas update and I haven't played it in a long time
and I wanted to see what new things the escape the back rooms has but I was like I was asking
because I think Cheyenne Candy are going to join me but I was like oh do you want to
play back rooms or do you want to play moon miners but I think back rooms would be fun
question since mochi avali is home and being indoctrinated into the warframe would the next
Next in line be new me of purple Yuri.
How many players can you play, I think it's just four, right?
I must know how far mouse is in warframe. I am very close to the second dream. I just
finished the arcling quest and now I finished the Jupiter Junction and I have to do the
other quest to get to the other junction and then I'm there.
I'm like, right there.
They just finished recording the podcast right now.
You're still on Venus?
What?
What?
what happened why so slow I'm just kidding take your time take your time I'm
just crazy take your time take your time I think are you gonna try soul frame I
think for me I'm just gonna focus on warframe for now and then I might try
soul frame one day soon
What planet is arc- arcwing on?
Ummm....
Now you're into Warframe Iron Mouse, will you watch react to the Warframe Prime trailers
at some point?
Maybe.
Can somebody tell me?
Soulframe gives you cosmetics for Warframe.
Why did you have to tell me that?
Why did you have to tell me that?
I am Mark!
I'm almost at the second dream!
Mama was there!
you
you
you
you
you
And I remember I watched case will play the egg game and I'm like I'll play the egg game
one of these days but I know I'm probably gonna have a brain amnesia and fucking die
die from that egg game.
I wonder how.
I think there's something wrong with this cactus I am growing. I just can't put one finger on it.
Holy shit. Wait, that's unsettling.
What the fuck?
Why did everything turn out big, big?
Why is everything big? Why is the world big? Why is the world made for big people?
And why is everything for bigs? Why is everything big?
Why can't be small?
You tell me why can't be.
I am just sure. That is very rude. That is not nice.
That's not nice.
That's not nice at all.
Truth hurts.
If I keep frowning, I'm going to get wrinkles.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, hey!
Oh, sorry.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hi!
Do you have visions of sugar plums in your head?
I don't have a voice echo right now, this is good as it gets.
Candy, why don't you have a voice echo?
Come on Candy.
Um...
Come on Candy.
What is this one day?
Oh that's it right there Candy.
Now that's it.
Yeah?
I could do this one.
This isn't real.
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Oh dude, real.
That was today, the podcast recording that I wasn't there, that noise was the...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Candy contributed.
We recorded a podcast episode today of the four members of Vigimon and Candy contributed
a lot by sleeping through the recording.
I can't be well, but I didn't even sleep too much. I just went to bed too late
That's right, why did you go to bed so late candy because I stayed up for the enough it's not it's no one's fault
It's my fault. I I'm it's my fault. I don't want to I don't want to what did you stay up for we had
We had an announcement of a plushie and a game, and it was like a podcast, like there was a bunch of stuff that came out and I was like,
You were not playing Warframe?
No, I stopped. I stopped. I stopped playing Warframe when the NS had happened, but I was going to finish earlier, but then chat was like, you could just stay up until the announcement.
I was like, I could. It doesn't matter. It's stupid. I also only slept like three hours a night previously.
Is this why I'm in the collab?
Did you do this?
Is this why I'm here?
Did I count for my sins?
This is why you're here.
Man.
Because you're gonna play escape the back rooms with us.
This is my, I just love it.
Why does, why can't he sounds like Lady Gaga today?
Whoa.
Why?
You kinda do.
You kinda do sound like Lady Gaga.
That's just my voice.
Can you tell me I was born this way?
Yeah.
Ew, bother.
That's my lady got girlish.
What the fuck?
Candy, you sound tired now.
Does she sound tired?
I said tired?
Yeah, do you sound tired?
Yeah.
She just sounds like candy.
I just sound like me.
Sorry guys, I don't sound like a bubbly little...
little guy.
What does that supposed to mean?
I can do my Deku impression again.
That can help.
I'm gonna go jerk off!
Guys,
I'm really glad to be here.
Supposing my treat of my games is here.
I'm gonna go
jerk off.
I'm trying so hard to just eat food
really quickly and not choke
but then you bring out the Deku.
Guys,
I'm gonna go quickly jerk off.
Oh
Guys I
Get the feeling this trial
And that's okay. I know I fucked up. I know
Wait, she's like that's my default
I have a burrito
Yeah
What's a Christmas burrito?
What?
A Christmas burrito?
What's a Christmas burrito?
I don't know, I made it up.
Oh, okay.
What's in that?
Uh...
Good, delicious...
Missile toy.
Yeah, missile toys.
I don't think you're supposed to eat that.
You're supposed to eat each other underneath it.
Wait, we're eating people?
I have just a show if you like to eat people oh yeah it's called yellow jackets
they ate their friends in that show
I'm gonna do that in the back race
I've been stalling mine it's almost done
oh shit yeah that's true uh yeah
I wanna be Santa!
I wanna be Santa!
I wanna be Santa!
I wanna be Santa!
Why the fuck do you wanna be Santa?
I'm not...
Oh, let the skin?
Yeah, there's a Santa skin.
And there's a reindeer skin.
And there's a snowman with no shirt on skin.
And then there's a green man.
Oh, maybe I should be the green man.
Oh, no, I'll be Santa.
I wanna be reindeer. That's cute.
Yeah, you can be the reindeer.
I'll be the green guy. He looks like a tumble sexy man in the making.
He really does look like somebody draws a lot of porn in the tumbler.
Yeah.
No, it's gonna be me.
I can see it.
Well, I'm gonna be Santa, and I'm gonna show off my Santa nips.
Also, I have to say,
Buff said that she misses you and loves you a lot, and she's sorry for not being here.
I miss her and I love her and I wish she could be her twin if she's sad that she's not here.
What the f-
Yeah, she said she's just not beyond good.
What?
She's had a caught-ruff couple of days.
I feel like...
What?
But she just had like a headache the other day and like her eyes, like just, I don't know.
It sounds like she's been going through it.
I know, she hasn't- she hasn't been feeling well.
I told her I'm gonna try to get checked out.
Yeah.
I just tried to have a little dance on this round.
They often buy me to a game. Oh, okay. That was not real.
What did she invite you to?
Warframe.
Oh, by the way, you two, as in you, Mouse, and Shia, and Buff as a unit, you're all at the same point in the story.
I'm a unique?
More or less.
Wait, we are?
Yes.
We are?
Like, you're all just kinda unlocked every way.
Yeah, you're all trying to unlock the Uranus, basically.
Dude, I'm trying to get in Uranus.
I'm always trying to get in Uranus.
This is downloading at the slowest rates I've ever seen.
It has an hour and a half until it's done.
An hour and a half, Candy.
Maus, you messaged me 20 minutes ago to ask if I was prepared.
I should have just preloaded this game knowing you would want to play it today.
Okay, my bad, sorry.
Andy, what are we going to do? What games do you have installed?
You don't want to know what I'm going to say.
I want to know what's installed.
Have you had a good cold and warm friend?
Um, I have Disney's Room I Valley, Marvel's Rhymes, Skyrim.
What is that buff?
What is that buff?
Alright.
Interesting.
Buff just posted a picture in the group here.
You're gonna have to show up with candy.
Pretty good.
Explain yourself, Candy.
Which pot?
Continue your life, Reiner.
Just be your...
Oh, I don't...
Who's wrong?
I'm like looking this way.
Oh, I mean I could read you...
Hold up, where's that one...
I've got one stretch of games.
Uh, what's all the porn games that I bring those out?
Yeah, sorry.
I'm talking about the book you have installed.
Right, sorry.
Okay, uh, installed.
Uh, I don't play games with people, so all my games are single player.
Little Goody choo choo slay the princess, stacklands, weedlands, style town, dating
post trauma
Deastrom Overlord
Tiny Glade like this old is you?
Rim world rim world
commentos
Yeah, I haven't heard cloud medals in so long
It's pretty good. I just made a month. I bet you would know that I did not I played it a lot
yeah
it's got a good story I'm gonna I'm gonna just like close steam closing it
I'm gonna reopen it rim what I am not playing rim world no no
I'm relaunching steam. I really don't have anything installed. I delete games when I'm
done with them. I don't install games unless I'm going to play them and I delete them when
I'm done with them usually.
Do you even have repo installed?
No.
Oh my god.
I can't play Warframe now because if I start playing Warframe now, I won't stop and I wanted to finish Observation Duty.
Okay.
Oh.
You can play Observation Duty and we can play that with you.
You can just stream it to us and we can co-op it.
I've done that before.
I wanted to play with friends!
You two can play back rooms. It's going to take me two hours now.
Two hours!
Hey, Miles, could you put in writing how this is affecting my career so I can send it to my lawyer, please?
Yes, I will write a letter. I'll put my real name on it and everything.
Get my friend out of fucking Australia now!
Find Timothy Smalls, my real legal name, given to me by the government.
I'm going to try and install something else and see if that like why does candy have
said fifty six internet okay you guys could play the safe backgrounds and without me I
don't I just don't want to negatively impact your straight why do you hate me so much
I don't I couldn't why I wish I had to do it. Well, I think you
Can I use your Google?
Yeah
Chat, what's the name of that one game that you can play in a browser, but you can invite everybody to it
It's like a multiplayer game and it's kind of like a text box, but you go on an adventure with friends
It's almost like super D&D light, but you like roll you guys know I'm talking about it
I played this like 10 years ago and not Jack box.
You can play it like in a browser and play it.
Is it like that dungeon game?
Not RuneScape.
What?
I'm trying to think of it because it's something that we could play in the
meantime, it was like this.
It's like it's it's like D&D light.
But it's I feel like I did like 10 years ago, like it's old,
but you can all come together on like the same like little browser session.
And it's like a cute little adventure game.
Oh my God, I'm like I'm like I'm like Googling everything that everyone's saying.
And it's not remember.
Remember rent simulator going to update it got fishing.
Uh-huh. You hate me.
You hate everything about me.
You hate the day.
No, no, no, no.
what I remember of ranch simulator is we like accidentally soft locked ourselves because we bought
we like didn't get concrete when we should have or something and then we couldn't build a house and
we lived in the in the grass and we didn't have a rebel do you remember this part I do
but that all got erased the second day out of fishing okay okay I can I can install
Does every installation take a million years for you or is it just that one?
Uh, I pressed install on the um, it's just the back rooms game it looks like.
Although ran simulator I'm downloading it now it says it's gonna take,
it's taking 30 minutes but it's going down to 32.
We should.
I'm thinking my brain is processing.
I have power off-simulated too.
My brain is processing.
Okay, everything is taking two hours to download.
I don't know why.
It's not normally this bad.
Australia!
Dude.
Aw.
Why Australia this way?
I'm going to say something controversial.
And technically you mouse and also buff and Shia all need to get to Uranus but not do anything
on just just get to it.
We're all at the same point.
But we're not we but you guys are all at the same point.
So technically we could just map Cleo in a wall frame and get you all queued up and
then stop when you get to Uranus.
What?
What?
What happened?
I don't know about that.
Oh, bye-bye.
Oh, bye-bye.
Oh, bye-bye.
Oh, bye-bye.
Oh, bye-bye.
Oh, bye-bye.
What's all you're saying is you want to play peek.
Yeah, I want to play peek.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
Yeah, I want to play peek. I'm so excited to play peek. That's why I said warframe because I wanted to throw away the suspicion of how much I want to play peek.
That's why they call it peek, you know?
Peek.
It's your stream. Whatever you want to do.
Is that a giant chocolate? He's chuckling.
Sorry, I didn't mean to. My bad, guys.
He's chuckling.
Dude, someone found it. Someone found the thing I was talking about.
Oh, guys. What's it called?
It's called Board Game Online.
Board Game Online?
Yeah.
Broad Game Online?
Yeah.
We like sci- I like sci- I like sci- I like sci- I just want to hang out with my friends.
I don't care what we do. As long as we're hanging out and we're together.
Yeah.
Same. I like, I like Forsaken Frontier.
You like Forsaken Frontier? You even have it installed?
I do.
Oh. You do?
We can, we can, whatever, I just, oh.
Chat, tell Candy what to do.
It doesn't they can't tell me shit
They're going to play warframe. Don't ask them
Warframe
Somebody keeps having spore
I'm happy to go to bed for sparing spore in boss channel. There's so many in both channels spamming spore
What?
Sam?
What game that our multiplayer do you have installed, Candy?
We can play UNO on tabletop stupid.
UNO?
UNO?
What multiplayer games do I have?
Um, I don't...
Uh...
I have core keeper!
You wanna play core keeper?
It's a multiplayer game.
It is a multiplayer game, there's a lot.
No, I wanna play escape the back rooms.
Oh, okay. You should install it.
You should install it then.
right I should have had I shouldn't have just pre-installed it and then sat down with my eyes
game installed ever in the life forever installing your computer at any moment we could play it
uh-huh yeah yeah yeah you're right yeah you could have even played species unknown with
us or moon miners with us or or the other game that we played that was really good
but you did it and you roll!
EEEEHHHHH!
What's the one with the robot that you guys have to hang out or it kills you?
Species on Nimbus, it's random if we get that robot or not.
Yeah, it's not always guaranteed.
We could play around with it, it's probably not as much to install as the other.
Yeah, it's only 4 gigs.
OOOH! Compared to the 25 gigs of Escape the Backrooms.
Is it gonna take you 5 million years?
I don't know, I guess we'll see.
Why escape the back room server, is it like not, I don't want to say is it not optimized,
but like why is it 24 gigabytes, you know?
It's a big game, and they've been updating it quite a bit.
It has a lot of levels.
Yeah, it's a very, very large game.
It actually has very positive reviews, overwhelmingly positive, there's 30 plus eerie levels.
I should give it a negative review because I can't console it.
No.
My intention is to try to play this terrible game.
Give yourself a negative review for living in Australia!
The cool thing is that sometimes when you yell at me, it lags out and then you just sound like a robot.
Look at that!
You'll be yelling right?
But I just hear like...
Yeah.
You can yell at me if you want.
me if you want it makes you better no I don't want I can't help the way I was
born can you we should play around the species unknown while you install
escape the back rooms yeah okay give me 30 minutes for species unknown oh Jesus
it says 25 minutes now wait this is kind of this is probably the move wait
Wait for 23 minutes.
It's going down.
No.
No.
It's something else.
Species of nerd.
Okay.
It's the 169 gigabyte out of 4.5.
I had one installed, be sure to install something else.
And I just installed it right now.
And it just installed in less than two minutes.
Oh
Wait, you're telling me that America or wherever the fuck you are in hell has better internet
then me in Australia
Phone wise
Can I come over and use your internet? Yeah, I should
I get my visa. Oh yo, but she might can just live in a basement
What if we just get married and then you'd have your visa?
Candy
Exciting pretty
That's that's okay. I you know what I'd take it
Maybe I shouldn't say that on stream though.
Oh, I didn't want to be here!
Maybe you wouldn't marry me for a good while.
Guys, shoot your shot, get a daddy-de-vito-e mode, and you two can one day marry Yoroshi.
Yay!
Delete the wand!
for a ground card
hahahahha
don't
don't
hahahahha
I'm okay
can you tell me it installed
yeah, is that what you're saying?
nah
no, 10%
what if I just start calling you Candelabra
it's downloading
it's downloading, it's going faster
do you hate me if I do
I think you're going to get sick of saying it before I get mad.
Yeah, I'm tired already, it's too long.
How'd you yell?
You guys could play any game you want without me.
Cool, now let's play Avatar Frontiers of Pandora together.
They have a full co-op campaign story.
You laugh, but I've been seeing that game spammed everywhere and now I kind of want to play it because I'm like, oh shit, it's full co-op.
And then I've been seeing nothing but people talk about the bad game in movie, and I'm just like, am I going to have to become a fucking avatar?
Dude, we should do that!
You can see their little hair-essie from behind while you're playing because they just added a new third person update.
Is it even a good game?
I don't I don't know but I did buy it because it was on sale
If you I think if you like
A washer review of it. Oh, no, I bought it
Go on. Oh, oops. Oh, man. It fell into my account. Oh
Did you get the Jake Stully truck with the toilet side of pack avatar from his Pandora?
I just want to fuck things with my hair
What do you think we could like link up to this $100?
What can I connect my hair to?
Me shoving my hair into like the knot hole of the local tree to just see if I can connect
with its roots.
Can I connect with a tree?
Can I connect with a fish?
Can I connect with an animal?
Can I connect with things?
I just want to plug my hair up to shit.
It's basically a fire cry game with a Pandora skin.
Far Cry with Pandora skin? Do I get to make my own avatar?
Uh oh. Do I get to decide how long my hair is?
Well, your hair's kinda curly.
Yeah.
It takes slowly and nitty-ditty.
Nitty-ditty.
I wanna meet nitty-ditty.
I mean, it looks pretty.
But I'm looking at all the animals and I'm like, can I show my hair in that?
That?
And I'm looking at like the trees. Can I show my hair in that?
And I'm looking at all the other characters and I'm like, am I gonna show my hair in them?
They do. They do connect with like the flying like
Turd at the bird thing. They connect
Like I'm like an emotional level dude. That's the same shit that they put together to
for each other to
They're just putting it everywhere
I'm gonna be no V
I'm still downloading the game by the way on the side beautiful game. Okay story horde voice acting all good
Oh wow, that just sounds like a fun time.
Yeah.
Is it?
123 gigabytes?
I bought it too.
It is an insanely big game.
We should play that right now.
I should download 123 gigabytes.
It will be downloaded in a few days.
When it's done.
You know what we can play while we're waiting?
What?
We can what?
game online.
We could play.
Yeah, both of them online.
Yeah.
True.
I'm at 20%.
Were you going to say warframe?
I'm super mad, so be right back.
Are you on warframe right now?
I'm not.
I'm checking.
Are they? No, they're not. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. I'm shocked and surprised.
Appalled. Sharon Mouse, you guys should play the second dream while Candy is downloading.
No, I can't do that. I'm not there yet because I'm trying to get to Uranus and that's a prerequisite to opening up that junction,
but I'm doing that tomorrow morning with Buff on her stream. Yeah, guys are doing it together.
We can I mean we could all do it then tomorrow morning
Yeah, that's what we're planning on time is both starting
She always starts at 10 a.m. Eastern, but she'll probably talk for a while. So maybe like at noon or 1130 or something
Eastern for
But we were we're holding on doing
There's it's like Natan or something and then you do that and then that unlocks the second dream
Which we haven't done either of those but we were told to wait to do those
I'll do that in the morning, but I don't know if I'll be able to wait till noon. I'll probably die
Don't do that
25%
100% what nobody even called me and he I often get married when I'm oh yo actually mouse pitch
What?
Here's my page. Yes. No door
What is it? Do you want me to get married and then you die and then I get to be like a window with a big fluffy sleeves and stuff
I guess I guess all I could die and then you could do a bunch of pitch. I won't you could just cosplay that anytime you want
Actually dying if if malice is gonna die then I just want to be ready in my widow robe
No males don't die I would hate that please don't die. Thank you
Capybara Hot Tub
What the hell is this?
You can become an internet star in the Capybara Hot Tub demo by playing as a cute fluffy Capybara streamer.
Oh, fuck!
Dude, they know where it's at. This is sick.
They know!
Aw, wait, this room is actually kinda cute.
You have to you have to relax in the hot tub eat sweet fruits and have fun to gain your fame and be the best happy bar streamer around
Look the first review
Overwhelmingly serendipitously excruciatingly astronomically really positively literally incredible
That sounds pretty cool.
How far lives in Bojack Horseman's house?
What?
What?
Why are you hating on the table?
The house that he lives in looks like a...
I'm not, I'm just worried
he's going to turn into Bojack.
He's going to get famous young
and then live off that money forever,
but never grow as a person. Yeah.
You think you're a depressed adult?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I
Like the gravy out of ideas we've had ranch simulator escape the back rooms species unknown old like
Tells it downloaded we can all have these beautiful ideas contribution, but your internet is slow
Yeah, candy, I don't know
I don't know if it's my fault. Why are you guys you guys could play anything? I'm giving you free reign
I'm giving you permission
I could have not included you, but I included you because you're my friend.
I like being included. I appreciate that. I'm happy to be here. I just, uh, you know?
I'm just I'm just I'm clicking through and I'm looking at my options
truly so he's not known is the best option at 4.5 gigabytes but for some
reason it's just it's not normally this slow I feel like why do you think your
internet is going so slow they're trying to keep you down big man internet
trying to keep me from playing games yeah look I bought this game big pharma
what are you thinking about this game oh it's not it's one player though that
sounds good game oh I know I like it immediately why oh yeah I see automation
automation sandbox yeah let's see runs you've a satisfactory on the outside from
based on the description.
It likes that gameplay loop.
Oh.
I do.
I like making my little factory and making it go good.
Oh, I do like that.
It's satisfying.
Yeah.
Kenny, this is for another date.
You better download that game.
One day.
I have that one other day.
Even Shia hasn't downloaded.
Dude, it's already done.
How many gigabytes is it copy that big
It's less than space is unknown it's more than five gigabyte damn it
We're gonna go with you candy I'm 30% of the I think candy
You got abandoned me.
No, I'm never abandoning you.
What is it?
Okay.
Can you 30%?
I appreciate your dedication.
Six gigabytes is a month of candy.
34% now.
It's only 34%.
Oh.
35% now.
Oh my god.
Dude, that's on the species unknown.
How to speed up steam download in Australia?
Maybe the internet will know.
Deep Rock Galactic is only double-by-way.
Even deep rock galactic leave Australia is the only way trill
That's a good idea what I think about you're just gonna have to leave Australia like there's no alternative than you
Getting out trust me
Yeah, you're telling me
Out I trust you candy
There's at least like three
Lanky dudes that I know there and a bunch of really short bucks and women
Out of the spread of people that I know
Yeah
are you okay? I don't think she's okay. I don't think she's okay. Am I dying? Okay.
I
You got wait, can you guys hear me? Yeah, yes
So
When I restarted Steam and did the download cache and then like did all the stuff that it told me to do
It went to the download off species unknown. So now it's back to 1%
Oh
Not faster
Hey, at least we got each other right you guys have fun
You guys, you guys have a good, you guys can play anything now, I'm leaving, you guys have fun.
Goodbye.
Kenny, you're just leaving?
You're just gonna leave us?
Why? Yeah.
Because then you're free.
Because then you can play anything.
Is it, is the blue bar or the green bar slow or is it both?
Both slow.
Both slow.
Nooooo
I- we can't!
Chad!
Shia's playing Warframe with Bush in the morning!
It's true. It's true.
I cannot.
Hold up. This is a good-
This is a good angle.
What?
It's- it's ramping up!
It's ramping up!
I'm seeing you almost left.
It is? What is the percentage?
that's oh don't don't worry uh i'm sure it's on its way full percent
we could we could play peak
all right lower we could just add a stupid amount of of mods to peak
week. Yes. Are there silly ones? Let me check. There has to be silly ones. I'm actually
is a great one called crowd control. Oh, oh. Because the okay because here's the thing.
Once... Once...
This species I've known...
I can download it.
You can download anything, Wendy!
They download anything!
Check this out.
No, don't... don't...
It's like a weird lump in my arm.
Am I dying?
I was flexing my forearm and his... whatever.
four ominous whatever um I okay so wait oh represent it gonna take two minutes I
I don't know
Wow
faster. My dad has like 12 routers set up. So I'm just trying to get in connection.
Candy's dad is a computer. My dad used to do IT for government stuff and so he just
does. Your dad is a computer? Yeah.
It goes connected to like a slow one of the routers. I think that the new one that
my mod is much faster. It doesn't matter, it's irrelevant. What are we? What? It's not
my day Shia. I know. Late to the podcast. Oh, late to the one I've been late. I didn't
turn up to the podcast. Slips. My best friend is dying. So did switching the internet? Did
Did it work? Better? No. No, still the same internet.
It's still really smart. Okay. Well, great.
Alright, hold on. So back to contract control, right?
Yeah, I'd say we mod a peek at this point.
I think so much for the read over the great stream.
Thank you for the read.
Thank you.
Let me see.
Is it the...
Yes?
Is it a unique experience?
A beauty of the global connection, the beauty of knowing people in different countries
and having different perspectives.
perspective
are you guys laughing at me because every time you talk you're
your sentences get cut off
You're talking about the experiences of internet around the world.
Yeah.
Not good candy, it's not... I don't think it's working.
Alright, bye guys!
Okay.
Oh my god, she left.
That's so candy.
The thing is, I don't even know if they're coming back or not.
I don't think they're coming back.
Oh, Candy.
I see hate us.
Candy always does this.
Candy, why do this?
Oh, what should we do?
I don't know.
What do you want?
What should we do?
I feel bad now.
That's okay.
Candy just has Australian internet.
She has Australia items.
There's really nothing that I can do about that.
That's just kind of what exists there, you know?
Yeah.
Um, well...
Oh!
Wait, sorry.
Before I get too excited.
I think, outside of these other games, I have to look real quick.
I think that there was a recent game that came out.
There was two players and it was like a, I don't know, like a little puzzle room, like
a escape room kind of thing, you know.
Are you talking about escape room simulator?
Two?
No, but I haven't played that.
Which one were you talking about?
I think that there's another one that's kind of like that.
I would have to look, it's probably just like a rand, I don't know.
What does it call?
I don't know, I gotta find it.
I'm like looking through my wish list.
Or we could just do the back rooms.
I got that installed.
Yeah, I got that installed too.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright, okay.
Okay, it's done.
I do like the,
what is it, the escape room simulator or whatever it is?
Or not Academy? I don't know. I like the first one. I know they came out with the second one. I haven't played that one yet, but those are very fun.
Yeah.
I thought they were cute.
Yeah!
It all comes back to escape the back rooms.
Oh, it comes back. They updated this quite a bit because I remember, I feel like I finished this game, but it wasn't finished.
No, when we played it, it was still like in like super early access.
Yeah, yeah, I probably honestly have not played it since.
I think I played it one time, and it still wasn't like completely updated.
Geez.
Yeah, they come back!
REEPLE?
You saw it, you hate REEPLE?
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Wait, Sia, have you made the REEPLE update?
No.
I'm done?
Yeah?
That's fine, I'm fine with anything.
Kenny, get your ass back here.
I'm not done yet.
Candy, get your ass back here.
Candy, come on, hop on back in.
Come on.
Come on, come on, Candy, come on.
The back gate to my truck and I'm like slapping the back leg.
Come on, hop up in, come on.
Come on, Candy, get your ass back here.
Hop on in.
Hop on in, Candy.
Come on, Candy, hop up.
It's not too high.
Come on.
I'm not gonna pick you up.
Oh, come on.
Come on, Candy.
Candy.
He's not gonna call me a she.
Candy, I've literally opened and closed this game
three times already, get your ass over here.
I'm in the repo beta?
Oh, get out of the beta.
I was gonna say just like normal one.
Yeah.
Okay.
okay cool oh maybe I'll invite grandpa grandpa yeah I'll invite grandpa lazy guys I just want to clarify
once again not a bit didn't leave an anger incident is dying I can't load streams I can
kind of see some messages in chat but then it times itself out steam keeps closing itself
I love you
So are you playing repo with us, but I actually cannot I can't load anything right now. It's what?
What I thought you said you can play no, I just said Reaper finished downloading, but like I don't
You can't I call
I can't even say that I got plays you guys can you hear me yes
I hear you! Get on repo!
I feel like I'm going to...
It's starting to download like 500 games in the background right now.
Stop all your downloads and get on repo.
Can you open this damn game?
Stop downloading.
I'm not telling you anything! I'm a repo!
Turn on all of the routers you have in your house. Connect to every single router at the same time.
From the two snippets of this audio that I got from your stream, you guys sounded like you were playing Escape the Backwards.
I just wanted to find my internet died. I was like, okay, I have to leave and then it died.
and then it died, so it was really funny timing, but...
Why is mouse like a bully today? The tables have turned.
The tables have turned.
It's not really impressive to bully me. I'm very easily bullied.
I was experienced in primary school, high school, college.
Can you swear to that?
Ha ha ha ha!
Use some random store internet!
Get your giant spider to run the internet wheel!
You get it, Candy?
Yeah, I got it.
Well actually speaking of giant spiders and power.
Yes?
I have, I have, I'm just saying that it's downloaded in a browser.
Oh listen, I want to play Warframe 2, but I'll play later.
You told me to get my big spider, that's my big spider.
I'll play later.
Literally if I start playing Warframe, I will not stop, and I have to stop.
I actually don't even want to play so it's good.
You're such a liar.
I actually don't even want to play with her.
He's so lied to you.
I'm just kidding.
I don't want to play with her.
I will play with her forever.
It's not even fun.
It's just a stupid game of A.P.s
I don't wanna play it.
I don't wanna play it.
I don't care.
like even describing how little I care is like more than I care that's there I
don't even care enough to explain
I'm in for a beer
I don't even care
Don't worry
my butt's too big guys what do I do this is we got a candy we got a lock in
I'm in repo I'll meet you
Andy, I'm starting a game, Andy.
Andy, I'm starting a game, and you're gonna join it.
You understand, Andy?
I'm gonna start a game, and you're gonna join it.
Okay, I'm joining it.
Where's the invitation?
It's coming in the mail.
Okay.
I have to allow you to escape the back rooms on the side.
What?
It has 35 minutes.
It has...
Does it?
Oh.
It's...
It's downloading it like almost 200 megabytes a second now.
Before it was like 10.
So I actually genuinely think Winston was dying for like...
a second and I think it's back.
Hello?
What?
Oh.
Nice.
I had to turn on and off push a talk.
What happened to her?
What?
Kenny?
What happened to Kenny?
Kenny always does this.
We're never gonna play a game. It's just gonna be, let's go look at the menu of 500 different games that have the game.
Let's go, you know what? You know what? Let's just go use the voice chat inside games. That's the game.
Did you see, did you see their ping?
No, was it atrocious?
It was like 299 300.
Oh, we could be worse.
Atrocious. Is she coming back or no?
Oh my, let me re-invade her. Let me re-invade Candy.
Come on, Candy! Come on! Pop up on! Come on!
Candy, come get your ass in here right now, you stupid!
Come on, Candy! Oh!
Beautiful!
Oh! Come on, Candy! Oh!
Oh
It said that you
Whoa six to one
Whoa seven fifteen
Whoa
Whoa
Why is it like why is it like working sometimes but not all the time it's my microphone when I'm in
Hello, okay to the victim that the mic dies randomly
Who's ready for repo?
I'm a random man.
Are you dead?
No, you sound great.
Oh, politics.
Yeah.
E.
Candice.
I'm gonna make grandpa.
Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy.
now can't candy can't say no now cuz I invited another person that everybody
I'm an early person.
Candy!
Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy...
Candy.
Oh my.
Candy?
Candy, you're back and you're alive and you're not at 700 ping.
Can they, can these nuts fit into your mouth?
Uh, yeah, I, I...
Every time I leave, it's just the time to go out.
And underscore, and underscore, and underscore, and underscore.
Hello, I bought a grab-on.
Underscore, underscore.
What's cookin'?
What's cookin', guys?
I think...
Hello?
Yeah?
Are you...
I think it was like 900.
No!
Well it's 387 now.
It's not like...
800 anymore.
It's doing much better.
You seem to be getting better.
Nice.
You seem to be getting better.
You seem to be getting better.
I've been trying to download games.
Games
It's like two hours a game
My god, it's bad
Are you so down with me that why it's typing? Oh?
I'm Australian lazy. Oh, you're Australian bed. Sorry common mistake
Yeah, I thought you would tell it if you're just Australian
Yeah, they put the internet in the phones here.
Get better soon.
They've run the internet through the couple wide oceans.
I don't think there's any getting better.
Andy, you shouldn't download anything.
I'm not downloading.
I'm not.
Did you stop downloading?
I'm not downloading.
I'm not.
I'm just downloading the entire One Piece series.
The entire One Piece series.
Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom.
in HD.
I know every language.
Yeah, HD.
In case I load it.
It's HD!
HD, yes.
Or HD, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Someone in chat just asked if you're in Australia right now.
Yeah.
How many are you?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I was hit by a truck and they sent me here. Yeah
Kill me I want I want it. I need any
Rocks to the corner. I'm hungry. I create flesh
Great, this is the best game to create flesh to
Come on
So should be I
I invited egg.
Egg it.
Yeah, I invited egg.
I see, I see.
I invited egg.
Egg reminds me of...
We'll get it over and I'll see.
Egg reminds you of... you what?
Uh-huh.
Egg reminds me of zoopal, flint digital scientist.
Oh my god! Egg does have zoopal energy.
Yeah.
You're that one guy, that one NPC in that one episode, as soon as he starts talking he
disappears.
Oh!
A disappearing guy!
Yeah, you're the disappearing guy.
I made a plush of him.
I love him.
That's good.
You love him?
Yeah.
Interesting.
Who would I be?
Oh!
Yeah, what I be oh
What oh the bubble bubble the big teeth oh my gosh I will be the bubble
I feel like, I feel like Papa would...
pain.
Hello?
Hello?
Hey!
Hey, Andy said
that you have
zubal energy.
Alright, I think I told you that the other day.
Digital service?
Oh wait, I've never seen
digital service.
She kept up and it's
on YouTube.
It's just like one episode every six months, so it's like, not a bad idea to wait.
I could go watch it and inform myself of who Zubal is.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Okay.
I'll Google it.
Dude.
Hmm?
I just, um, I'm getting like a third of what everyone's saying sometimes, and that's
That's fine.
Why?
Why?
Shia.
Yeah, why?
I hate to break your teeth, bud, but I'm in a country called Australia, and they thought
that good internet was only for criminals.
What?
What?
That's true, actually.
Is that true?
They said one of the previous prime ministers was like, the only reason someone would
need fast internet is to be doing legal stuff like download videos, and they were
like and then like right off any of the infrastructure and then it happened and
he was like and then he was like that's crazy day really should I
get this standard they shouldn't have yet good and now they're working on it
but it's like you don't miss I'm where it has been alright I don't have good
in here is like oh my god I have 40 megabytes down that's crazy what a
luxury 40 megabytes it's crazy how slow fibers roll down isn't it just like one
fucking cable it is a quite thin long cable yeah fiber fiber I do see I would
I would not live without it.
Well, I have it now. I never used to have it before and I'll never go back.
Yeah, it wasn't pasted.
Like, I'm planning like every time I have to move, I will move around if the police has Fiverr or not.
It's understandable.
You know what's good at installed? I had to pay a construction company to dig out, like, a channel so they could install internet for me.
Like I live in the middle of nowhere.
You paid a company to install internet for you?
Yeah, they had to, there's no like, you know, there's no cables that run in, so I had to like,
pay a company to dig out like a channel, you know, to install the cables.
They had to dig out a ditch.
How much does that cost?
Yeah.
Honestly, not as much as you'd expect.
But like, I feel like it'd pay, it'd pay out in the long run,
since I paid like much less for living.
I mean, I think that's fair actually I was begging the company to use to like
provide my internet to let me pay for a fiber cable
Yeah, it's worth it
Now kids human HD instead of taking five years to download like Australians
Candy are you here? Candy are you alive? Candy? Candy! Candy! Candy please! Candy. Candy.
We've lost her guys. I think she's
We've lost her.
This will be done by the old piece.
Candy, no!
Candy, I don't think they're connected anymore.
Yeah. I think Candy's dead.
I'll give you mouth to mouth.
Can I watch?
Yeah!
Whoa!
Oh my god!
It worked!
It worked!
And now we have our first member.
Julius, please.
Quick, start the game before Candy dies again!
Oh!
Sure.
Oh no.
Holy.
Oh no.
Oh no.
By the way, guys.
Oh, Candy, what did we learn?
What did you say, Candy?
I'm also not in the game you invite me oh she got disconnected oh no oh no we have to
I'm just gonna res...
Alright.
Reserving the lobby.
That's your work.
Yeah, I'm here starting the lobby.
Oh, okay, okay, fine.
Hello!
Why does Gabby hate us?
Why does she hate us?
Why does she hate us?
She hates us.
Is this the one that...
Is this the one that...
Is this the one that...
Well, it's none of these.
Why does Australia hate us?
What the fuck? I just got the weirdest menu.
I just got the weirdest fucking menu. What the fuck was that?
Oh no. Oh no.
Um, Candy?
Oh, hey, hey guys. I went downstairs to talk to my Papa.
Are you Papa?
Yeah, I was like Papa.
I was like Papa, which of the internet, of the like seven internet that we have, which is the good one?
And I was like I'm on this one, he's like that is the slowest one.
You shouldn't be on that one. I was like oh, okay.
And he was like you could go on this one and he came to me and now back.
Yeah?
So, did you get on the right one?
Uh, I'm on the right one now, yes.
Also, he was downloading at his own day at the same time.
And that was when he did translate the alphabet.
What was your dad downloading?
I didn't ask.
How middle?
Yeah, go ahead.
Probably some kind of battlefield.
He's probably on the left.
If I had to guess, he's probably on the right.
If dad makes a battlefield?
She likes... my dad likes any... ummm...
My dad likes any game that has open mic.
What?
What?
That's based on...
What? You can't like open mic game?
Flaming news, dude.
He gets upset that I'll never remove the open mic.
He likes a... yeah, he likes a...
people that go up and love it.
Dude, that is crazy.
What you said?
That's awesome! What the fuck?
That's a badass.
Yeah
You used to tell me people would have me yell at them in the mic when I was a kid
You'd be like, you're such a shit
Were you right?
Yeah, cause you'd be like, they'll think they're like a kid, like a little girl
Killing them because you're like
Oh my god, your dad was toxic, that's amazing
Yeah, that's real good
Yeah, that's my father
But he's fucking...
Cause every incident it's like, it's like a bunch of letters
And then some numbers, and then like another thing
And he's like, yeah, so people don't know what's wrong
I'm like, yeah, I know it. I experienced it. Thank you.
Fucking cool, Ben.
Your guy is cool.
Anyway, sorry.
Your dad is cool.
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
That's like, we're all on the same page.
He used to pop my streams, and I have to make a joke and make him laugh.
And if I made him laugh...
Oh my god, I think your dad and my dad would get it all.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Hang on, that's...
My dad I think my dad will get along with your dad
That's based I believe my dad was just pranking me today
He pulled my cup all the way at the top top shelf and I can't reach it
He played a tiny guitar to make fun of me
And then my mom's going down, and then my sister's going down, and everybody laughed at me.
That's freaking awesome.
Just the season, you know?
And all because my sister saw a clip of me on stream saying that I was born with the big boobs in the house,
and then she saw it, and then she unmanaged, and she was like,
look who got all the height, and who didn't?
And then like, you saw the clip.
You saw the clip.
What's the worst clip your family's like?
Who told you that they've seen a beard?
Uh, I don't know.
I have to date.
Would they tell you if they saw like a really, you know,
like out of context clip review?
Like if they saw, would they even like tell you like, okay, we can't let her know.
No, they just say I'm crazy.
That's fair.
They like, oh.
Like entirely wrong.
There she is just crazy and she just says crazy stuff.
Have a guest
Candy reminded me of one time when I walk
Walked in on like a co-worker that I had but he was like really really high at work
And he was just freeze-ramming staring at like water coming out of a faucet
Oh, and then but cuz I walked into a room and candy was just standing there holding an object
Just like up in the air not moving at all
Just like a lock to end staring at it. What is that? What is that?
I bet him
What the fuck is that?
No, please! No, please!
You can't- No, you can't talk to me. Get away from me.
Get away from me!
You can't watch out. I'm gonna eat you.
How do we- How do we roll into the dog and the robe on day one?
Uh-oh.
Oh, okay, so you have to pet this thing?
Yeah, pet it until-
Yes, you have to keep petting it.
Keep petting it until it doesn't want you to pet it anymore.
It's a reverse duck.
They thought, what if it wouldn't be funny if we had duck but again?
Yeah.
Yeah, but duck, you don't want to touch, right?
Yeah, it's the opposite of duck.
Oh.
Motherfucker.
Hey, Sue!
They're fine.
They're fine, right?
Yeah.
They're fine.
She's taking our stuff.
She's taking our stuff.
Hey, it's taking our stuff.
It's taking our stuff.
Uh-oh.
How do I pet the dog?
How do I pet the dog?
It's telling you.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Please, I thought that was weird.
How do I pet the dog?
How do I pet the dog?
It's telling me to pet the dog.
You gotta touch it.
Where is it?
It ran away.
I think it ran away.
It's fine.
I think it ran away.
Okay.
Oh!
Shia?
Is everyone okay?
You know what?
I think we're gonna be fine.
Yeah, this is...
I'm not worried about it, honestly.
We're fine.
Yeah.
You know what I think we're gonna be fine. Yeah, this is I'm not worried about it
Who's this that's candy candy all classic classic candy
They didn't know that they could duck!
Freaking me out!
Freaking me out!
You don't know what I did. Well, maybe actually.
Well, maybe.
Oh, that's cool. I haven't played this game in so long.
Yeah, the last time I played this was like, the first time I played it in like, months.
Yeah.
Yeah, I am.
Hey, you sound familiar, uh, Julie Spurser.
Yeah?
Oh, thanks.
You sound good.
Thank you.
I like your voice.
You sound handsome.
Do you want me to do it?
Oh, it could be so forward.
Stop it.
We can go ahead.
We can go ahead.
Yeah.
No, very, very handsome.
Do you want to leave?
Oh, gosh.
I feel like if you were on the internet, I think I could probably just listen to you
for a long, long time.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
These first out-of-pent names, there.
I've touched my green beam, do you?
No, no, no.
I'm a green beam enjoyer.
What?
Was the help coming out of the hole?
I'm going to cut it.
I'm cutting him.
I'm cutting him.
Up there you go!
Yeah, when it's the crossing moon, it goes butt-down.
Yeah, it's cool. It's cool. Don't worry. It's fine. Yeah, it's awesome. You love it.
Egg. Yeah, I love it. Egg. Candy. I have to tell you something. No, what is it? What's
the secret? I have to tell you a secret. Uh huh. Are you gonna like buy it or something?
Oh, kind of like funny.
Thanks.
The game is not sorting, Candy.
Do we need to buy anything, guys?
I think you could do both.
No!
I don't want to buy.
I just have to see.
It's not the same.
Well, I don't want to tell you what you could do with your bits,
but you could do a lot of stuff.
You should go pee.
I'm going to pee now.
All right.
I'm not going to lie to you, I guess.
OK.
Ew, let me show.
I will.
OK.
complicated feelings
so the back rooms game is almost un-downloaded
how was the story stuff?
the story stuff was actually a little too cool
but I thought it was a cool story
I liked doing the dungeon that we did, but it was like a big pit
That was cool. Oh, the puzzle. Yeah, that's the only good puzzle in there.
Yeah, I was about to say none of the other ones were anything like that.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, the ones were all fetch quest, which sucks.
Okay, so what if the full HP should take the HP up?
The max HP up?
So that you can take a hit from the Gramps?
Okay.
The Gramps is 100, but if you have 110, you can live.
We should save the strength from Mouse, because she's got to be a strong Latino.
Yeah, it's true.
Yeah.
Can you make it a good squint?
Can you make it a good squint?
I'm just gonna close them a little bit.
I'm gonna close them a little bit.
One string knot.
What?
I think false for nine.
False for nine?
Yeah.
Any of those buttons.
Yeah.
Oh, they're like Nemo's still.
You can see what Nemo you're using.
Look at the bottom.
Oh.
Yeah, you can see.
You can combine them.
Me when I'm fucking looking at you.
Me when I see you.
Jesus.
Oh.
Yeah.
This is good.
You can combine like all of us.
Amazing.
You can see you.
I'm like, all of this, like you can smash him.
Oh.
Dude, this is bad.
I want to smash him.
That's, you're looking so hard.
This is, this is intense.
I look hard, thanks Ben.
Of course you do.
Yeah, it's so hard.
You're looking so hard.
Yeah.
When you look, when you look,
when you're looking this hard, it's impossible you can.
Yeah.
Pressing a lot of E button.
I should just use this right now and just like, just to fuck with the towns.
You know they should add to repo, bullet diving.
Oh my gosh dude, yeah.
They should add to repo.
Base element.
Yeah, you got your mechanics.
That's true.
Gambling.
Yeah, gambling.
Now it's dead dude.
No, no, they did add gambling to get to repo.
What did they do?
Please, you'll be pleased to hear they added the gambler.
Like Kenny Rogers, he grabs me, he forces you to spin the wheel, and if you lose you die.
Oh, that sounds wild.
Like that's kind of cool.
I want to die.
Yeah.
Who's dying?
There's, there's a gambling mechanic in this game, apparently.
Oh, yeah, the monster.
For me?
Yeah.
Yeah, that strength is for you.
Yeah, we saved the string for you.
Thanks!
Oh, the gambling monster.
He got me, like, twice.
He's the best.
Yeah?
Let's get it.
What?
Candy, no.
Wait, what is candy?
Candy, what were you saying?
Candy?
I said it. I said it.
I doubt it.
It just finished!
I'm just telling you guys that I was- because my note was wrong.
But that was like everything.
I'm gonna-
So you were downloading stuff.
You were downloading stuff.
She was downloading after we told her to stop.
She was still doing it.
Can I need to?
Give me my pizza.
Let's get from Internet!
My dad told me it's okay!
My dad- my dad gave me my shit.
My dad told me it's okay.
My dad told me it's fine.
He said it's okay.
He said it's okay.
It's different Internet.
My dad- it's okay.
My dad finished downloading like Big Milk Paradise.
What are the games for those downloads?
Big Milk Paradise.
Big Milk Paradise.
It's fuckabitch friday
Fuckabitch friday
It's not actually Monday
But you know I just wanted to say it out loud
Guys I found this and I'm going so slow
Please, please help
Help me
Help this is
It's gonna take me forever to get over here
eat it
excuse me child
child I wanna tell you something
hey whistle
hey hey hey
hey you gotta be early
I think
oh yeah
let me help you with this
yeah help me with this
yeah
We're HIGH TO HIGH YOU!
What's behind you?!
Oh My HIGH!
AHHHH!
We got, we got?
AAAAHHHH!
I will complete them I saved you amir.
AAAAHHHH!
AAAAHHHH!
AAAAHHHH!
AAAAHHHH!
AAAAHHHH!
Wait, how did he not, how did he not get me?
Oh ew!
I don't know.
He's such a good player.
You're hurt.
He's so gross.
He didn't get me.
And he was like right behind me.
He fucked me up.
Yeah. Because you're her.
He knew. He was like, I don't mess with her.
The final girl.
The final girl.
You had an important mission.
The girl with the repo tattoo.
Oh, shit.
I don't have a repo tattoo.
Actually, these little guys...
Oh, no. It's...
It's TwitchCon activities.
Did you hear what's in there?
from twitchcom it was wine coffee that's so around that's what I said whooping
coffee still around baby you're right there candy
Why are we shooting?
Trial!
I'm not shooting!
Um...
That's it!
Jesus.
Why are we hiding?
Joe Biden.
Yeah, Joe Biden is lurking around.
Hey, what happened to all the stuff?
Uh, I think it's in the cart.
But I don't know where the cart is.
I think it's back in the room we came in.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, there it is.
But we gotta be careful of Joe Biden around Joe Biden
Biden wake up. We could leave this at the first point
We we could I mean that would be the smart thing to do. Oh
Oh Joe Biden's over there. I was in the ship
Put it in the cart
guys yeah what's up we got a box
so Biden's in the ship he's in the ship
he wants to leave with us yeah
oh that's shit wake up Biden wake up
Joe Biden Joe Biden
so head so only head only head
put this little crown on him
oh he might like that he might like it
Where's he at?
Joel Budden.
Yeah, put the crown on him.
Maybe that's-
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's probably why he's mad.
That's what he did.
Yeah, he's a good person.
I think tiny little crown on big head.
Kind of a funny look.
Yeah, I approve of that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I approve of that look.
That's just desperate for a trip.
Darren, Joe!
Try this on!
Who the hell-
Ahh!
Okay, try it on!
Try it on!
Oh my gosh, you didn't like it.
Oh no!
Ahh!
No! My god!
I'm really trying to get out of here.
I'm gonna make the taters in this world like perfectly too big for him.
Yeah, for him to get under.
Why is he camping on his holy shit?
Oh, because we keep talking. That's a lot.
Hey, come here. Get out of here.
You want me to...
I just want a little...
It's like I can still hear his voice.
Is Candy dead?
Oh my god.
What is he doing?
He's not even shaking it.
Did he just throw the wall?
I'm right here.
He's just kidding.
Stop it!
No!
Egg.
Egg, don't.
I ran out.
Here, I guess I was supposed to live here.
Don't be a hero.
Don't be a hero, bro.
Don't be a hero.
I have to.
I have to.
No, Octos.
Hey, it's me.
It's me, Shia.
Hey, what's over here, you dumb-bumpkin?
Wait, does that mean Candy's dead in the ship she is?
Candy's dead.
Candy's also dead?
Candy is dead in the tip.
And the...
dead. In the t-
Octo, we won't forget your side-to-fights.
Actually, maybe I will.
He's gonna be okay.
Hehehehehe.
Oh my god, he lived.
Oh my god, he lived.
I sure did.
Yeah, but he did go down that way, so be careful.
Oh great. Of course he went down that way.
Of course he did.
Oh, thousand on this box.
That's not too bad.
Yeah.
We just got to find the next location.
The next location.
Ah, but the-
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh my god.
PEEZIT!
Peezer shit!
Fuck you, fuck you!
Oh, it can come all day!
All right, I didn't know it, why didn't know it could go there?
After the, after the whooping cough?
Oh no!
Oh no!
Not the whooping cough!
Not the whooping cough!
You guys, I don't feel so moooore!
I don't feel the pain.
Ah! Don't drop! Don't drop on me!
Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
We can totally send it.
I'll be okay. It's fine.
I just need to drink some water, and I think I'm...
Oh my god, I was so lucky to find you!
Hey, hey, thanks!
Hey, you guys, you're back!
Yeah!
Yeah, you're pee, you're pee!
I couldn't stand it, I couldn't run any faster.
Oh my god.
Hey!
Oh!
Haha!
No, no, turn around.
What?
Turn around.
Turn around!
No, it's okay. It's okay, I got this.
I got this!
Oh god!
He didn't have it!
Rest in peace, Shia.
He didn't have it!
I have it!
My god! Are you fucking for real?
You guys alive?
I'm alive.
Nice.
I'm still alive.
I hate to be a good gamer, oh oh actually, or are you even?
We're the best.
Are you guys?
Both of us.
We're the best.
Dude, we're just over here.
Stop it!
Juice in each other up.
Stop juicing each other!
Stop it!
This is kind of a long stream.
Dude, we could do this as a circle.
Could you imagine?
Oh my gosh, we could all circle juice each other.
Circle juice.
So you juice, you just let it do it.
Okay, I'm juicing.
I just eat.
Alright, now she's taking it.
Oh my god.
Dude, infinite HP.
Dude, it's the hack.
Dude, they're gonna come on this track.
This is it.
This is infinite HP.
This is the best.
The depth is kind of nice, the bed depth is nice, I think so.
You know what, I think we're almost as explode.
We're exchanging the same tent help around.
Yeah, no, it's good, it's kind of like we're like blood brothers and sisters now.
It feels good.
We gotta stop, we gotta stop.
Okay.
of your life. I don't know. I tried. I tried so hard, Tia. I need to stop. I need to be
good at games. Killing me. Guys, now that you're back, welcome to the back rooms. When are
we gonna play? I have it. I've had it installed for like decades. I installed, I installed
a couple of games this time. I installed Species Unown. I have a safe in back rooms.
I also think I instilled the Pandare, the Pandora game.
No way, that's like 125 gigs.
Yeah.
Right, so when you train, you welcome to the back rooms, and species are known.
We have to tell Candide events, because if not, she won't do it.
That's true.
It's not...
Well, it's not fully true.
Hey, it's 100% true.
I was on the forbidden internet.
The bad one.
I didn't know that was a bad one.
I feel like I'm going to die.
I was on the forbidden internet.
The bad one.
I didn't know that was a bad one.
I feel like a fucking Seinfeld skit right now.
Why was I in the bed?
We did it, gamers.
There you go. We made it.
What am I doing?
I don't know what to do with this. We can't not play.
Can I agree to play games?
I just want to go ahead and play games with me.
You good?
You okay, buddy?
for how many minutes.
Oh, whoa, watch out.
But yeah, which it is.
Candy, did you do that thing where you're like, yeah, absolutely.
I'll do this thing and then you'll not write it down?
Yeah.
I think it's just, I think it's the fashion frames thing
that you want to deal with.
Yes.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, I'm not gonna put the amount of batter to FAA.
Oh, we just got it.
I'm gonna have a time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got it.
Got it.
Here we go.
Come on.
Not going to eat.
It's not a good day.
Drink up, baby.
I'm just going to have a bite.
Drink up, buttercup.
All right.
Thanks.
Thanks.
So good.
Really tasty.
Wow, I feel so nourished. My phone's so system-
Oh, yum-yum-yum!
Mmm, nutritious and delicious.
What is- okay, what is the medal of the sector?
What is- what is the pre-perfect medal?
It protects- it protects good treasure.
You'll never believe what I'm pointing at again.
Oh, she's valuable.
I'm metal?
No, you're- you're precious.
Yeah, you're pretty cool, Candy. I think you're pretty metal.
Yeah
I get that
That's what I'm talking about
My, the initiative with AU for family mario gold
Yeah, yeah
Australia's gold, the AU element
I get it Kandia, I think you're pretty metal
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Yeah, he got the whole squad laughing
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
I'm
it's true you you are you are
i feel like you're agreeing with that feels mean
she's too nice and pure
she's too nice and pure
what yeah what
what huh
just have to i just forget the i just forget the
Did she just fucking die?
What happened?
Oh my god, how you vanished off my screen that scared me.
I don't.
I'm really young.
You're young, bro.
Alright, alright.
I've got 50 stamina and 120 health unlocked in.
Oh.
Okay.
What are you doing this time?
Makes me want a hot dog real bad.
Oh yeah? You gonna eat that hot dog all by yourself there handsome?
Oh no, I need another person on the other end.
Oh I bet you do.
Oh yeah.
We could share that hot dog together.
Yeah, lady in the tramp style.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I didn't mean for you to come out that way.
I hope you're going to be fine.
Who's going to be fine?
You said you wanted to go?
Don't lie to yourself.
We got to get out of here.
You guys are insane.
Could someone else please?
Could someone else please just take this upgrade?
We're going to the next one.
Let's unpack that.
Let's unpack that.
No, we're going.
Everyone's good.
Here we go.
I have to go back to this boss.
Boss, I didn't know he was going to say that to me.
I'm sorry.
Wait, what?
I don't want to be here to watch this anymore.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
I'm so lost.
My mom was texting me!
And I'm like, what the fuck are you doing up at 1am?
How dare you text me?
Um, it's 1am. You should be in bed. It's past your bedtime, Missy.
Whoa!
Honestly, that would scare me if my mom was awake at 1am. There's just no one here.
I'll get them.
It's just, it's just that you're on my screen really, really loud.
I
Appreciate that
I'm sorry.
I'm too happy for you.
Oh no, I'm doing a lot of bad things.
What's that thing?
What the fuck?
I don't know what the fuck are you doing here?
Hi!
Oh wait.
Yo, what's up?
You're alive.
There's a balloon, a balloon kid is here, and that weird green flying thing at the
top.
A swirly thing.
Oh my god.
What?
Yeah.
Is it like night?
It's not like night three.
This is crazy.
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Did you put this on like super mega hard difficulty?
No, no, like what do you mean?
I was gonna put it modded and I was like, no, I'm just doing the little kashai's never
played the new update.
Yeah, day one, a roban at dawn, day two, whatever that was, day three, 17 enemies.
I don't like when I have to lock in and actually play the game.
I like when I make little chucks.
Oh, no.
Wait, who's here?
A bug.
A bug.
A bug.
A bug.
A bug is here.
Be careful.
What is a bug doing?
He's in the other room.
Put that down, kid.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Candy, you should go in that other room and look.
There's no plants.
Oh, it's the longer you have it, the more mobs spawn.
He's flying around in the other room, man.
Have you seen him?
Yeah, go in there and look.
Have you seen him?
The sound dude makes mom spawn in this game.
Where should we just shut the door in here?
And then you can't come out.
It's like Clank. You're playing that game called Clank.
Guys, don't you know that Reizu read the spreadsheet?
Unfortunately, I read the spreadsheet.
You read the repo spreadsheet?
He did.
And I know because I read the spreadsheet.
Yeah, mouse is also a spreadsheet.
I just dropped out.
I
Go so that happened
Okay, well, um, we'll be fine
I got candy
I get I thought you were just like tanking that shit. I was like that's badass
Yeah, we thought you were a trooper cool
Saving private candy.
No, I'm just stupid.
Well, I'll be sorry.
Don't call yourself that.
I'm not speak ill of a dead.
Keep a frowns.
Is this Shyobun?
Speak, or forever hold your peace.
Oh, it's me, I killed her.
Aw, it's like we gave each other a hug.
Shit, really?
Yeah, I know.
How crazy is that?
Saving candy for the bones of my character.
That's wild.
Don't say that.
Wait, where's the...
Wait, is egg still alive? Where's egg?
I'm trying to follow the platform.
Okay, okay, okay.
They're all here.
The whole gang is here. The whole gang.
Everyone's here.
That's what I wanted.
Oh!
Yay!
Wow, look at this!
Money!
What's any sec?
Look at this, Candy.
Thanks.
Sorry, Candy.
Can't say how much can you fit.
I didn't say that at all.
What do you mean?
Wait, this is vague, alright.
Oh, God.
Alright.
Candy, you're alive.
You're alive.
I'm coming in the shooter.
I mean, I can't say all that.
That's fine.
Oh!
Oh!
Hey!
Oh!
What?
So wait, what are these balloons?
Uh oh.
No!
AHHHHHHHHHH!
But the balloons aren't even real, so it's fine.
That's true.
This is true.
Oh, look at this!
Oh, they popped a balloon!
Oh no!
It's a colored orb.
Balloon?
Tower defense system.
OH! OH MY GOD!
Oh, the balloon's tower defense stick!
What is that?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, that's GOR!
Oh, that's GOR!
Let's go out of my comfort streamer!
What happened?
The balloon bitch got him.
Oh no. This thing.
It's fine. Blues are not real.
You can just pop them.
Blues Tower and Defense?
Yeah, Blues Tower and Defense 6.
I love bloons!
Ahhhh!
Hi!
Hi!
Bye.
Woah!
Hey, can you stop blowing shit up?
Hey, excuse me. Excuse me, I'm trying to deliver this out. Yeah, he's...
He's not listening to me.
I'm trying to deliver this out. Yeah, he's he's not listening to me
I don't want to be presumed she was
Little kid like I said by to it and he turned his head and looked at me like with a nasty look
look
he's rude
don't pay him any mind
fuck you iron mouse
is what he was probably thinking but
actually a lot of multiple people messaged me and told me that
that thing gives off energy as if it's me
the balloon kid?
yeah they were like oh that's you mouse
and I'm like what the fuck
because it's... because of me
I'm asking I'm asking
Pop that balloon
Which one this one I bet
Watch this I'll do it again
Yeah, what do you think about that, huh? What is it? What is he gonna do? Nothing?
Wait actually where is he I lost track of him he was out here
Uh-oh.
UGH!
What are you gonna do, huh?
OH! OH! He can jump!
OH! He can jump up on the table!
Ah!
What the fuck?
Eggs?
Uh-oh, we're fucked. I think everybody's dead. Is that for me?
You've got this too strong.
Is everybody dead?
Octo is still alive, unfortunately.
Oh no... I have bad news.
Okay, what's the bad... What do you have good news to balance out? Or is it just bad news?
Well, bad news is we're the only ones alive. Good news, I'm still alive.
Well, I think the good news is we can lock in and just close this out.
Bad news is you're still alive.
Wait, what does that mean? Why is that bad news?
Oh my God!
You're getting roasted left and right!
Alright, this is fine. Alright.
We got that. Okay, so...
Alright, everyone else is dead.
That's fine.
I'm a lot of fucking...
Yeah, we got a lot of fucking...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, guys!
Yeah?
Okay, yeah.
In that room...
In that room next to the room where I died, there's like a $24,000 dollar server power.
Hmm...
Okay, well, that was so...
Okay, alright, okay, alright, we just gotta find that $24,000 thing that Peg was talking about.
So were he.
I think he also did come over this way.
So we should look out for him.
If we can.
We are strong.
Do no one can tell us we're wrong.
Uh oh.
We're okay.
We got this can you outrun the kid I
Can I think
Yes on my way
We got this are you full health yes, okay, we're fine are you
I'm 110 out of 120, so I think I'm okay
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Uh-oh, run!
What the fuck, man? Why do you keep looking at me like that?
Just staying there, monstingly. He's into the kindred-
And wait, and-and they're like drooling.
Gross.
Yeah.
He-he runs like those kids that have juice stains around their mouth.
That's how I run.
No, your arms straight down like that. Yeah
No
Okay, you popped your own balloon you cannot get mad at us for that
Oh god is it this oh fuck okay all right all right
We're gonna have to be real if you're a butt.
We can.
Oh no.
Oh, cover, cover.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that wasn't our fault.
It's fine.
I don't think it cares.
I just think it only cares about its balloons.
That's okay.
I think we're kind of okay.
yeah we just got to go around these two and then I think we'll be our I have the
opportunity to do the funniest thing here I will I have the opportunity to do
the funniest thing here
I swear to God
That's not my name
You're turning more and more into balloon kid minutes path
We have to make sure it's...
Oh!
Did this fit?
I think it'll be better.
I hope it's fine.
Yippee!
They said the dragon was on it!
That's amazing.
We did it!
Scary.
Oh yeah!
Let's get out of here!
I'll take him.
In a fight, right?
In a fight, right?
In a fight, right?
Oh
No
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I think we're safe, we're safe!
Wait, is everybody on the ship?
Yeah!
Run!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, that wasn't...
Oh
Oh
Oh
He sounds like you make it super
When he killed me earlier his he didn't do the hub he just shot me in silence. I was executed. I was literally executed
Oh
Looks like that's why I go we were like, you know, we're doing a thing and I died
I wouldn't I would try to dodge it at least if I could hear it, but he just didn't say anything
Honestly, I feel like
This is bullying! This is bullying!
This is bullying!
This is bullying!
This is bullying!
It's because I keep calling you, like...
This is because I didn't smell bad.
That's okay, we can buy it again.
I should have bettered it by HP.
You're probably right.
You're gonna buy pee?
Oh my god.
Oh yeah.
You're gonna buy some pee and drink it.
You're gonna buy some pee.
Eeeeeee!
What?
Eeeeeee!
He's gonna buy some pee and drink it.
Eeeeeee!
Haha!
I'll watch.
Haha!
Stop hitting me with the pan.
That's crazy.
Yeah!
What?
What is there to me?
I want this one.
Well, I mean, if you think about it, people eat hummus all the time and that's favorite chicken.
Eh?
Hummus, yeah. Hummus is good though.
Yeah.
Child.
Yeah, that's hot.
Can you check me this, Pete?
I'm gonna take this.
That's hot.
Yeah.
I'm trying to give me your health, I'm full health.
Tell me a shit peed in the summer.
I'm not gonna fucking wear it.
Oh my god.
Holy shit, shit peed in the summer?
Guys, stop it, guys!
Why are you so good at getting my dad?
I fucking hate that, I hate this.
Guys, stop!
Guys, guys!
Get my green fucking beard.
Guys, stop!
This is really good, getting my neck!
It's just looking at me like I'm actually like, I twitched and it's like, seriously.
Oh, you wouldn't survive. You wouldn't survive.
Sean and I fight all the time.
What do you mean?
Oh, lie on.
Okay, lie down, lie down, lie down. It's happening to you.
Candy, I don't fight. I'm too weak.
You know Crumble, like the slightest amount of like any kind of
contention I can't.
Yeah, he's got weak boy bones.
Don't be mad.
It's true.
Who's helping me?
We said that really firmly.
It's you right now.
It's not me.
We just have firm conversation.
We have firm conversation.
What's a firm conversation?
Yeah, a conversation that results in me crying afterward.
What the fuck?
What if I'm going to say what is going on with you?
Candy, I don't want to tell you.
I don't want you to feel bad.
Name one time she made you cry in uncompleted with the details
Like right now
Yeah, yeah, could you explain it all and the context is to why it made you cry?
Right, yeah
Damn, I don't know, I don't feel comfortable
The group says I'm here
I-I rarely do, so I'm right there with you
Oh, look at this technical
She scares you
It made like a ffff noise
Ffff
Yeah
Dude, I found a portrait of you
I swear to God
What is it? Is it a skeleton?
That's just like a looking into a mirror.
Oh!
No!
They yoynt her!
Wait, what happened?
She's a yoynt.
The baby!
The baby!
Let's go on Goblet!
Let's go on Goblin.
It is a heavy item over here.
Oh, it's so heavy.
I'm magical.
I'm different than you.
I like it.
That's so magical.
Oh my god.
Catch the spells.
Hey!
Shit!
Alright.
Okay.
Oh, he's after my ass.
Oh, it's still at the end of the door. Nice.
Next one.
Thanks.
Uh-oh.
Gulp.
Hey, they gotta put in the cart quick.
Yeah.
Oh!
I
Thought there was a
What if they make a monster it's like a giant ass
What's like a giant ass monster
Is he gone?
Well, playin' just keeps coming back every time.
It's like I don't want him here. Why does he keep coming back?
Why does he keep coming back?
Uh-oh be careful with that. You don't want to break it
I saw something with a good joint
A bit of going it killed itself
What?
I beg your pardon, I ran into a door and it fucking died.
What the fuck? I wonder what that was.
Not Sack.
Perfection.
Oh, shh, eww.
The guys are U.S.S. or F.I.S.O.C. U.S.S.
Anonymous kepter, thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
Thank you.
You thought I would thank you so much for the 10 gifts and some, thank you.
Guys?
Hey.
Hi.
Everyone dead?
I don't know.
I don't know the bar you're the only one I've seen
Well, I'm gonna just put this on it. We'll just do this and there's another
I don't even know where the car is.
I don't know what the fuck is that, but there's a bunch of stuff left up ahead.
I see the cars.
I see a bunch of bodies.
And I think everybody's dead.
And it's just us.
Oh.
Chey!
You're alive!
Hi!
You're alive!
It's your life!
It's your life!
I thought everybody was good!
We've got to go find the last thing to open.
Oh, never mind, it's right over here.
Oh, it's not even far!
It's like right over here.
Yeah, it's just over here and then to the right.
Come on over.
Come on over!
Come on over, baby!
Meow meow meow meow meow
I'm gonna play the model
You're a good boy, eh?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not bad
Wait, is this the right way?
Oh, it's not
Meow meow meow meow meow
Hey, we're being kind of hungry in this park, ya pizza
Shut up, dude, the rain is so strong
I'm not worried about that
What's up with you bro?
I'm not a ninja.
I'm not a ninja!
No!
Yes, we are!
Gosh.
What?
I'm not a ninja!
I don't know.
They just keep saying balls.
Oh god, balls guys.
The way it's not up there.
There's a bunch of other stuff to grab.
Hey! I love pizza.
Alright, take it slow.
Let's get out of here, dear.
Let's get out of here, dear.
It's your favorite pizza time.
Pepperoni and extra cheese.
Pepperoni.
Sometimes, get out.
Chef.
Oh, no, chef.
Chef?
Chef?
Chef.
Ah!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Well, he killed us together. Someone died.
We'll be fine with quotation marks.
We'll be fine with-
Watch it, laser. Watch it. Watch it.
We'll be fine. So, Candy, when do you want to play
We're welcome to the back room, but I'll escape the back rooms.
Alright. What do you want to play?
No, no, no. We have to coordinate with you.
Oh, okay. Uh...
Shia?
Shia, we're gonna be free, Shia.
I'm ready.
Oh.
well oh not what day dude I'm ready this fucking sucks what's up what's for
your Friday actually that's gonna be busy on this week aren't you
Well, Marl, I'm doing decorations with Monkey.
The next day is Christmas Eve and then the next day is Christmas Day and then Friday
I'm going to take it off and then Saturday we're doing fashion show I think on Saturday?
Oh, can you do fashion show more today than Saturday?
Yippee!
Yippee-lee! Yippee-lee!
What about, what about this time next week?
Oh, actually, no, because we're going to have a fuck now.
Sunday.
So, can you say Sunday?
Yes.
Bullshies, please.
Okay, wait, I've got to go.
We're fine.
Sunday.
Bullshies.
Sunday, I mean, I'm down Sunday.
Sunday.
Sunday, like, three hours ago?
Like, all, like...
Like, as in...
I'm, um...
You are? Are you though?
I don't know.
I'll tell you something.
About myself.
You know, everything's felt fakes since last month.
What happened last month?
I don't know.
Is something wrong?
No.
I'm sorry about you though, I just copied and pasted the wrong thing.
They found the Rust World last month.
Where's the same look to the Rust?
Yeah, it's messed up.
No strength upgrade, we're the worst.
What?
Okay, we should buy all of these.
They hate me, this game hates my books, they want me to die.
They hate of you.
Um, you're on your knees.
I'm pretty sure next time it'll hit the threshold.
Oh!
Oh!
I saw how big my bridge gets for you.
Look at your bridge.
Your bridge is huge.
What the hell?
Look at my big bridge.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Huge, huge bridge.
Huge bridge.
What can I say?
A passionate girl with a big bridge.
Huge, huge bridge.
Huge bridge.
What can I say?
A passionate girl with a big bridge.
Huge, huge bridge.
Huge bridge.
Huge bridge.
the big bridge
By some HP
The bridge
You can get but we can't keep it
We're a little too poor to for this
But to be fair, it is really nice bridge.
It's really loud.
You know what? Maybe if you're good, Chris,
OK, if you're good, if you're good.
OK, I'm good.
I'm always good.
OK.
Yeah, if you're on the nice list, we'll get you the bridge.
OK.
OK.
One speed.
I want this one.
Amazing.
Wait.
Oh, that was so well.
What did you take?
What?
What did you take?
Open your mouth.
Nothing.
Open your mouth.
Open your mouth.
Open your mouth.
Open your mouth.
Open your mouth.
What's going on?
Open your mouth.
This is the one HP you packed.
Ah.
Oh.
No one wants to see my mouth.
Oh.
Are you hiding something in there?
Who's helping me?
If you eat something too?
Your is nice.
Stop! Stop it!
Hey!
Hey, I'm not taking any shit like what are we doing?
Take my fucking beat.
Wow, that's right.
You ever think that we're just like holding each other's leeches?
Yeah, wait, hold on, what is this thing?
What is happening here?
That's kind of what's happening there.
What is it?
What are we doing?
What is this? I feel like something has got something here to do with him.
We've got some kind of connection going on here.
I think he's got something on there.
Excuse me, can we have some privacy, please?
What the heck?
I'm gonna give you some privacy.
I'm gonna give you my full attention.
What the heck? We made that group chat come.
What is this?
Do you know where I just sent me off my house?
Okay, it's crescently now, guys.
Oh!
Can the spreadsheet enjoy or explain what that means?
Now you heal 35 and 250 when you're into the car.
Stop! You can't! I'm full!
That's a bar.
Stop it, though!
Yo bars?
Yo bars, we have bars in here.
Hey, hey, hey!
Yo, it's too de- Yo, it's the- it's the elevator from Mark's Rated.
Oh shit.
Uh, Candy, were you a citizen director? Are you a citizen director?
Oh, okay, talk it nowadays.
Nice ball in there where I die.
Mark's Rated is elevator.
Yeah, you'll probably die in there.
I like the sentence, but I'm not one of the people that kills him in basements.
I- I could, like, let's just-
But there's two things in there.
Actresses and self.
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
Hold it for a second.
What's up?
Oh.
I got it.
Coughing to the mic, or something?
You gonna cough and warn me then, lady?
What's that mean?
Oh shit.
That piano.
Sometimes I cough into the mic and I feel like a baby.
Like, open mouth coughing.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, me too.
Oh my god how don't touch that maybe I'm not
I'm gonna put a fire.
Maybe I am a baby.
Perhaps.
Oh the Mr Beast plunder.
Oh my god.
Mr Beast no.
Stop.
Stop please.
Oh my god.
Oh wait wait wait.
Let's bring the cart here.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I can't jump. I don't have the power.
The power of jumping.
Jumping.
Yo, it's the Patsnoe guy.
Holy shit, they killed the bastard over there.
He's the guy who killed him.
He's the guy who did kill the bastard.
I
Yeah
Help! Help!
Shun, I'll be taking a fucking vid of you.
Oh my god.
ROOH! WHAT THE-
Oh, he's doing a lot of damage to the blender.
Oh, oh boy.
Oh
He's doing a lot of damage
Gosh
Get him again!
I just got out of the way.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Okay, okay, okay.
He broke loose again.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Okay, wait a minute.
Up! Down! Up! Up! Up! Down! Up! Down!
Yeah, we'll see that when you need it
You know fucking way he has to be almost about to die
There we go
It's day, but it was like is so bad
No, can't be getting like I like to pick stuff up
It just stays in place for like 10 seconds, and then I I guess I just run around and pick stuff up
All right
You know what at least is $8,000
Yeah, it's still pretty good
I'm going to throw it away.
There's something behind the counter.
Nope, it's an eyeball.
Little hat guy.
Little autism guy.
Oh yeah.
Choppie, I found you. How is he dead?
Oh, he's dead.
He's in the heart.
Oh
Guys
We lost some people to the hole oh
They couldn't they couldn't resist jumping into the hole
I'm showing Shia.
If this egg breaks it gets smaller and then there's a prize inside.
There's actually a prize inside.
Yeah, you should see. Take a look.
Wow. Okay.
I'll do it.
Yo, it's like the Grinch.
There's one more prize.
Oh, there's one more prize.
Oh, it's a mouse.
I'll give you a hug.
Can you give me a hug?
Hug.
I don't know where we're going, we'll find it.
Oh, I can't do it.
Oh, wait.
That was fine.
Oh, no.
That was a damn flailing their little army round.
All right.
What did no one say about this?
Wait, I got it.
Wait, what happened to Uncle?
Uncle, check this out.
Do you see this?
Look it.
Dude, look it.
Whoa.
Woo!
Keep it safe.
Wow.
oh hey there you go guys I have a big baby head it's going oh baby right yeah
I'm gonna take a look at the card.
Do you push the card?
Push the card out of the way.
Shyam.
Did you just hit it?
Oh, I gave up.
Oh, I gave up.
Oh, Shyam.
Why is the baby a quick $3,000?
three thousand dollars
it was like
children
it was one half of that, so I think it would be hot
it was like a real baby
not that I think it would be but it was value
it's okay
oh
hey
hey hey
pull it up for me
well
what the hell happened
oh
I think Thursday right. Thursday right for what I did. I deserve it. It's fine. Karma.
It is karma. So karma. It's karma.
Can I let you pay for stuff later? Yeah, it's karma. Yeah, okay. I'm financing my
missed
can i yeah can i pay for my
misdeeds later with with
warm
me
hey
uh oh
baby baby baby baby baby baby
baby
me
bars
you should
lose it you should speak the fuck out
yeah
I can't believe it. I'm freaking out. I'm kind of fucking to me.
I'll be doing this for you.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, Candy.
Oh, brother.
Oh, Candy.
You assassinated me. I was the only one.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
You fucking hit me with a truck.
Candy.
It's always a gig, it's my fault.
Well, I'm sorry, Gandhi.
Hey, if anybody can carry this, they just can't.
No, I didn't do that. It doesn't fit down there.
Time to make... eight? No.
Eleven thousand dollars.
Hiya!
Hi, baby.
We're going to sell you now.
Oh.
All right, never mind.
We might be in worship.
We're going to sell you.
If I can sell children, that's probably not worth more than $2,000.
You are worthless.
I can do this, right?
Maybe.
But if there's nothing in it for me, neither, it was my car.
$7,000. $750.
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus.
Oh, well, well, surprise.
He was literally around the corner as I turned around, but he was literally.
Oh
It's nothing personal
Say look my little friend
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's all personal.
Say hello to my little friend.
Okay, you can do this.
You're lagging.
What?
Aww.
That the drone was gonna last longer than that.
I'm so proud.
Yeah, what's up?
What's up?
Come on, you maya!
Hey, what's up?
Come on, me!
I'm your hostage!
Ah, bad measures!
I swear, I have it every time.
Somebody just, like, lightly tacked me
and I fly off the arena.
That's how it goes.
That's how it goes.
He's just a ron!
And they are off the real world!
Yeah, I'm okay. I'm a rat.
I'm gonna find up an evil.
I'm gonna find an evil version of the hamburger helper.
At least the hamburger helper, but he's got, like, angry eyebrows.
Just a look into my twisted mind would drive anyone usually insane.
Yeah, it's small, though.
I was just...
I got a rat blushing in the mail, so I was busy looking at that.
Yo-ho!
Oh!
That's awesome, kid.
It was Wiley.
Wow!
It was Wiley, cause she had the same in the rest of her basic labs.
Riley!
Oh!
Wow!
Oh, Riley!
Yeah.
Mmm.
She's right.
She's right on the countryside, and her heart's in the tent.
That's a little description.
Yeah.
That's really cute.
I love that for you.
Yeah.
I was killed in cold blood by a lady in the suit, but yes.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, if you had locked in, it would have been different, but you were distracted
by the rap life.
I understand.
Yeah, I understand.
I understand.
I can't play as an easy win, you know, I can't play as an easy win.
I feel like saying that.
Otherwise, uh, Kenny would have washed me for sure.
It's not almost gonna wash you, bud.
What?
Thank God.
Well, you know, you have to be chopped in wash before you're stirred in aid.
Yes.
Okay, I'll...
What?
What?
when they turn 67 the birthdays are gonna go crazy
yeah it's gonna go what?
Ranger, I'm just-
Yeah dude!
That's what I'm saying
How you?
How you?
Are they still feeling a moral or a what?
I'll go first
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I mean not a bed
What?
That's fair
You're gonna go to bed?
Yeah!
No
Nooo
Nooo
I said yeah
I'm not gonna actually
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Oh.
Oh, alright.
No!
Right.
Okay, goodbye, everybody. Have fun!
Okay, bye, guys!
Bye!
Bye!
See ya!
Bye!
Bye!
There you go.
Are you gonna go eat, family?
I-
I have to have dinner.
What- what do you need?
Man.
Chicken Kiev.
with conic got a bus oh I knew I love chickens yeah what is that Trump when he
said that which pot what what is that it's chicken breast is hauling out with
chicken dinner chicken dinner yeah it's like it's like a fried chicken breast
with garlic butter inside of it yeah yeah yeah it's real good okay but you're
gonna you're gonna go eat it okay I'm sorry the mind you know it's okay it's
I'm not gonna kill you as much as my friends.
Actually, it was in fact if I could solve it.
I was in the wrong route.
Okay, well I'm trying to be on your side, okay?
That's a promise I've made for you, alright?
I'm impossible to support, that's why I'm the first one.
Well, what do you mean, what do you mean by that?
Impossible to support, what does that mean?
Okay, let the wires, you know what?
I'm gonna go to...
E!
Bye!
Get her down, but I love you guys, and I'm gonna run away now.
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Yeah.
That's fine.
Amazing modern art.
We can do it. It's fine.
But if we all die, it's over.
Nah, but nobody's gonna die.
Cause you're gonna log in and we're gonna get it.
You know what I mean?
Oh yeah, we're gonna watch it around.
We are professional repo players.
Oh yeah, I'm like top champion in the world.
What, really? Are you unranked repo?
Yeah, I'm like number one.
Damn, what the heck?
Crazy
And Google
She's the number one. Well fuck is German I know
AI that they use that's the name of their AI yeah, I think so
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Is he gone? Is he gone?
I don't know. I don't know.
I stole his mic.
I'll stop here.
I just want to clowns matter real bad.
A cobalt mechanic no one has for her.
That's true. Why do you need that shit?
Dude, do you see that?
Look at that. What is that?
There's like a big bug over there.
I think that bug like, that sucks your health or something.
Dude, come here.
Look at my wiener.
Let me see.
Oh, nice.
Wait, can we take this?
It's huge.
Your wiener's huge.
That's crazy.
Crazy, I swear.
I'll taste it.
You should probably shouldn't be ringing in the glass, I'm just gonna say.
Too late.
Oh my god.
He shot you from across the map.
You're a fucking asshole.
This is bad.
Oh.
Yeah, so the tickets all my HP. Oh my god, that was the tick took all your HP
Yeah, I did a hundred damage. You're so fat. You saw him over like
No, that means you break him open when you revive and you break him open you'll get a hundred HP back
I know they are, but you don't get to say it. I believe in them.
It's an octo and egg.
I've seen what they do with Warframe.
Oh, Warframe, you joined the clan, right?
right? I did I just tried. We hit 500 members today. Oh hell yeah! Let's go! Let's go Rogan Kingdom!
We hit 500 members today. I just got to my dojo key today.
Oh there's the tick with all your HP. Yeah you okay there's me and then once we revive you can go
I killed this tick. I can't slam it twice already, so...
You're so fat.
Okay, alright, I think...
Just a few more slams you're doing for me.
Oh my god.
You're right, young Bieber.
You're client invite only are open for everyone.
It was invite only, but I think we're opening it for everyone.
Uh...
I think we're waiting for like a specific... are we waiting to hit 500?
Okay, okay.
Okay, nice.
Oh, he fell.
Did he?
Okay.
Run! Run! He's coming this way! He's coming this way! Run!
Oop!
Oop!
Oop!
Oop!
Oop!
Oop!
Oop!
Oop!
Oop! Here we go!
That wasn't so bad.
Is that 513 now?
513!
513! Let's go!
No strength
Can you hold this for a second?
No, just hold this for a second.
Just for a second.
Just for a second.
I just need you to hold this for like a second.
He's gonna kill me again.
What?
Sorry.
Oh god, oh god.
Evil.
Evil.
Okay, that's 20k.
I'm, I'm a good girl.
I'm a good girl.
I'm a good girl.
I'm a good girl.
Back when I was a boy, I used to book an A to play with all the time.
Yeah.
I don't know what TPing house is.
Those are good times.
Yeah, definitely.
You be!
Alright, we got everything?
Alright, we're sending it.
Let's get the heck out of here.
Eh.
Let's fucking go.
Let's go.
Okay, okay.
Let's eat your cereal.
I wonder what's in here.
It's like microchips.
Like, camera...
Are they the microchips in my cereal?
Yeah.
That's epic, actually.
Oh yeah, that big bad ass.
I'd love to have microchips.
That's for you, if you want it.
Okay!
Nice.
Can't wait till they hook me up to a neural link and spot my brain.
Oh yeah!
Neural link, my ass!
link my ass
no link my ass
no link my ass
yeah upload me to the world wide web
the information is super high way
put me inside of a
a little
another body
ghost in a shell me
yeah
magiskristen body style
yes you need to get a new ghost in a shell for a year
oh no
did you see the new anime coming out
There's a new one?
Yeah, it's going to be in the original old style anime.
Ooh.
Big Q.
I found this.
Let me find this figure.
Big Q.
Oh, OK, there it is.
Here's the figure.
Can you only put this in?
Put this up.
It's a toy by Big Candle.
Dude, this figure they cook.
Wait.
Check this for me.
Wait.
Okay.
Na na na na.
After that.
Big cube? Yes.
Oh, that's cool.
That is so sick.
Isn't that awesome?
Whoa, I need that.
dude it's so good I need that figure what the fuck this while is cooking like
crazy yeah oh my god
I bought a um, gun buster, Nendoroid recently, which I was very excited about.
Mmmmmm.
Damn, Ong.
Cause I will buy any gun buster merch that exists.
Yeah, that's fair.
Gats expedition.
Wait, Otto, you're the one that I have the matching figures with.
You get the wolfwood and dash here, right?
I do!
Yeah, they were put in a bag of dragon figures.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh.
Hey, what is it?
Oh, let it ring the bell.
It rings three times.
It's mad.
Yeah.
Take this.
Okay.
Take my pinnacle.
Okay.
Okay.
Um, okay.
Sparkling.
We should send it first.
I'm getting these wands man.
They're from you.
My balls!
It only lost $3.
Let us see it.
You can't see it.
It shows nipple if it's naked.
Yeah, let's just carry this one.
Maybe it keeps an eye on you.
And the problem I've been talking about.
Help!
Help!
my eyes up. What does the bike even do? So if it rings the belt three times, it starts
attacking you and it's like a ghost on a bike and it'll just ramming you over and over again.
Oh yeah, they got chopped into little bitty bits. It's okay, I think. You see why? My
favorite one. It's in one of them. That's really fun. Okay, what does the bike do? What
is the thing with the bike. It rings three times if you block her. Just don't get it away.
me
me
me
me
get away
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
I think it's a cat opera thing.
Cat opera?
Yeah, with like the...
Oh, one direction for a reason.
He's going in one direction.
Yeah?
Oh, shit.
One direction was down list.
No.
Get like a Vtuber.
Yeah, yeah.
You think you're down?
Yes, but no.
Yeah.
But also...
Yes!
There's a cube, a big cube.
I think it'd go hard.
We're just gonna man.
Yeah.
Oh, I'll get cat ears.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
You gave it a cue by saying...
Yeah.
I'll put you in some cat ears.
This is good.
Here we go.
This model is so fucking cute.
Thank you.
That shit came out good as hell.
Now we see it in there.
Yeah, let me take the cart.
the neck area
with the
every time people come in and be like
is that pierced to your chest?
is that in your body?
it's wrapped around your skin
it's a little weird
yeah it should look different
it's honestly this game
I almost have a Dossin's Creek theme stuff in my head
Do you know how many models there are?
I feel like you've got to be getting close to it if you want to get a $1,000.
$812 a day you should you should do a big thing for your a hundredth model
What is 100 models and then people will get what it is a tarot card a singular tarot card
worth a thousand dollars
It's the fortune tarot card. Oh, there's more. There's more. Oh my god
100 versions of this is the greed they spoke of in the Bible. 100 mouses. Yeah, well this is a two thousand dollar diamond
100 mouses and mouses. Can you really say no to two thousand dollars?
I mean two thousand dollars two thousand dollars two thousand dollar diamond
it's a biblical me see you look all three that's I love biblical grief
it's no nice oh you mean the Bible I'm okay with being a whoa
yeah I used to teach kids a lesson
No, I mean, oh, okay, sure.
That's really cool.
That's literally what he said.
And you want to be in the Bible.
I see it took you out of the Bible for a reason, dog, okay?
Yeah.
There now I'm putting you back.
Oh, my, everyone, let's go.
Can I put him back in the Bible?
A second chance, please.
No, that's the...
Famously not good with second chances.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna put him back in the Bible.
There's a lot of second chances there.
I
Will know when the fucking bike to
It's just out of reach.
This little piece of shit, what the fuck, man?
Dude, fuck off.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I could ask for something.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, you saved my life.
You're welcome.
Oh my god, where's Egg?
Egg?
Egg?
Oh god, he's over there still.
Egg!
She's still out there and scared.
that's
Let's pull this off the phone away.
Wow.
That's so deep.
It's off the...
Hey, guy.
The... the burdens you carry on this trip are so...
That is so deep.
I don't know.
Wow.
Yeah.
Kinda wise.
That can go kind of...
...maps.
Strength!
Ooh, strength.
One singular strength.
That's one strength for me!
Yeah, we have my both of these, yeah?
We gotta buy them.
One only.
This is the next time we go up the next price threshold.
That'd be so expensive.
Money is messed up, guys.
Capitalism is messed up.
Yeah.
Capitalism is messed up.
Capitalism is messed up.
Capitalism is messed up.
Gets hit in the head with a cast iron skillet.
I'll never talk about capitalism again.
I'll never talk about it again.
I'll never do it.
I'm glad you've learned your lesson.
I'm saved in 9k for next thought.
Yeah, I put it in a raw fire, right?
Yeah.
I don't know 9k will take you anywhere.
No, I definitely won't, but you know.
thought that counts I guess you can save it I honestly just save it for the
Neuralic Poverty. Oh that's true. I'm saving it for the Cyberwiener man. The Cyberwiener!
Yes! Cyberwiener! Cyberwiener! Now how much HP do you have? 51. Okay, cool. You can survive the hit. Who does not have 51 HP?
I've got it if I need to
That's what I say
My yeah
nice
Is that I was gonna have 101 so I can survive it your cereal shot. All right, here I go
I'll eat it like an anime girl eats ice cream
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
How long to my electric car pay for itself?
What?
That's good.
What happened?
It's good.
What happened?
He said how long till my electric car pays for it's stuff.
Oh my god.
Oh, who?
Oh, mouse.
Look.
Oh, Pete is.
What?
Also, you're the only one who can probably get this shit on.
Oh, I still can't pick that up.
I'm strong.
It might be a...yeah.
Oh, you look dragon across.
What a dragon.
Where's the...
Okay.
Where's the strong Latina?
Me.
from what you know me it's a two-person job yeah this way this way not through
There
Wait, are we going the wrong way?
This way
Yeah
I'm going this way I put a television in that other room by the way
It's okay, it's okay
From 27,000
You know what, at least it's, at least, at least, at least, at least, at least, at least it's $5,000.
Yeah, it's better than $6,000.
$6,000 television.
I got a small first to tell you about it.
Dude, my dad thought one of the very first Plasmus TVs that ever came out, he paid like 11K for that thing.
What the fuck?
That is expensive TV.
Like day one, man.
Oh, like original first ever Plasma.
Yeah.
Oh, you died crazy.
Oh, what the?
What the hell is that?
get up get up inside thank you we should ride yeah you motherfucker you're
not out here yeah you better you tell them let me just let me just move this
of the TV is the side. Okay, that should be our space. It's like a slot.
It could fit.
I'm not strong enough up when I am strong enough for yeah you better run
Oh, get him get him. I'm grabbing him. I'm grabbing him. I'm grabbing him as well. I got him. We need to get this ass.
You got his ass?
Ow. Ow.
The Biden man!
The Biden!
Good bye, dude.
Good job, Biden.
Good job, Biden.
Bro, you piece of shit, bro.
away from me
hahaha
hahaha
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
Why do y'all call that thing Joe Biden?
Because Hennia called it Joe Biden.
The first time we played this game with Hennia, the first thing she said when she saw that
thing was Joe Biden.
It's not everybody calls it Joe Biden, and you'll see other streamers call it Joe Biden.
It's not just us.
I was literally watching a TikTok with people that we've never even spoken to that also
call it Joe Biden.
I thought of reaching that one time by the one thousand.
It's made of salt or whatever it is.
It can't be stuff whatever it is.
The watermelon is for you.
Don't bite it.
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Oh wait.
Mouse?
Never mind.
I'm not going to lie in there.
Did you survive?
Drive?
OK, you're good.
Nope.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
We have egg and a radio.
What is that from a sex center?
A sex center?
Assessment.
Sex, sex, sex and sex and sex.
That's when you, it's the thing
used to navigate on the high sea.
I'm missing $200.
Sex on the high seas.
Yeah.
Sex is...
There's one more room, there's one more room.
Yes.
It's horrible, man.
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
You're watching me while building Legos?
Ooh, big Legos
What kind of Legos are you building, huh?
Ooh, Christmas time
Oh, are you just doing anything for Christmas?
What's that?
A little like me.
I think I might have seen it, but I don't...
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I will fucking end your life.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Help.
Help me!
Help!
Coming up here.
Oh!
I got a tube!
I pulled down.
Uh-oh!
Oh god, he got me back!
He got me back!
Ow!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Crouch, crouch, crouch.
I got you.
I got you.
Oh, there you go.
Jesus Christ!
What are we...
What are...
Well, I'm worried about the other two because the giant head was heading right toward her.
Like literally right
Okay, what if we heal on the ship and you're gonna try okay?
Oh my god
He's so mad that thing is pissed off.
Is he still there?
Yeah, he was, he followed, well, he left because he couldn't go into the ship, but he's like
right outside.
Why don't you stay here, I want to go see.
Big strong lit up.
Please protect me.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Never mind.
I'm not going out.
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
What the fuck do we need?
I'm not going out there!
Never mind.
We need to be up.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
Yeah, okay.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, this is so loud.
Oh, I got shot!
I got shot!
I got shot!
I got shot!
Oh, my God.
Head.
Get off the fucking ship, get off the-
Oh my god, no fucking way.
Hey, no fucking way!
Get us out of here, get us out of here!
Oh my god!
This is holy shit.
What the fuck, bro?
Stop!
We're fine, we're fine.
Oh, let me guess.
We made it in the balls.
No, yeah.
I'll get a yam pork.
Okay, these crouch rests are kind of cheap right now.
I'm gonna go for that.
I should low-key go to-
Hey, come here.
Chill!
Listen, crouch rest is low-key a go to up here.
Yeah, I'm a bit Christmas-error.
the Christmas Carol Grinch, uh, Elf?
Nightmares or Christmas?
Elf?
Um...
With Will Ferrell?
Die Hard?
Hmm, Gremlins?
Gremlins?
Gremlins?
Gremlins?
Gremlins?
Ohhhh!
Oh, shit.
Is it a landmine?
It's a shockwave mine.
What does it do?
Oh.
Uh, I'm gonna assume it shoots.
Oh, shit.
Is it a landmine?
It's a shockwave mine.
What does it do?
Oh.
Uh, I'm gonna assume it shoots.
Uh, I'm gonna assume it shoots.
I'm gonna assume it shockwaves you.
Unless it would be very funny if I did.
I've never, I've never buy those.
I never can use them properly, so I just never buy them.
Yeah that's fair.
The grenade sounds so good on paper, but like when would I ever throw a grenade at somebody
and live?
Bear, remind you.
No
Okay
stranger things season one is a Christmas no
Is it true during Christmas?
Yep
That's true
That happens during the holidays
Stranger things season one
So is diehard
Yeah, diehard is a holiday movie
The Christmas movie
Yeah, just like people forget that Bayonetta 2 is a Christmas game.
It takes place on Christmas!
That's true.
So this one's feeling right.
That- well, the last case, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Merry Christmas.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I know.
Do you have any favorite games that you like?
Uh, for all mankind.
Okay, let's do one.
I'm assuming not anime.
I'm actually a fan of anime.
Yeah, hold on to the fan.
Yeah, let's keep it as a separate topic.
But I think the anime is serious.
Oh, you got it nice.
You're a professional.
Yes.
Good.
I love Severance.
I love Severance.
Nice.
Who would a third be?
Yeah, it's probably the Jesus Out 3.
Jane, my Star Trek would be my number one.
Okay, I didn't know you were a structure guy.
Box.
Buh.
Oh, box. Did you find something? Oh.
I don't know what's in this box.
Blendo. It's a cauldron.
Um, yeah, it's a alien, alien, alien.
Oh, it's...
Grabbing the precious shit out of him. Grabbing the precious shit out of him. All right, all three of us.
One, two, four, oh.
Okay, ready?
Okay, never mind.
Okay, yeah
Where do you work out the library looking at
is the life is over cat I have a thing oh yeah what do you got what do you got
for us oh my god oh that's that's the real thing that's amazing my fucking
Holy shit, it's $27,000!
Okay, alright.
Okay, I think we should...
Do you want to move stuff out of the car?
If we're exploding to the ground, and then...
If we... yeah, if we...
Not so it'll jump, it's equalize of the force.
Okay, do we want to...
Come on.
I think we just send the skull, honestly.
Bring the skull.
Should we put it in the car?
And, like, empty the car?
I could just take the cart because I think the three of you guys I think four of us should carry the skull back
I'll be so long. Let's go. Okay. Sure. Oh
Okay, I'll take it. Yeah, okay
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I don't know.
Oh.
Oh.
I don't know.
Oh.
Oh.
This is weak.
There's jump over there, there's a little cock on him.
My little cock-a-head.
Oh, shit.
No!
Shit, you're the other side.
Oh no, you got me! You got me!
Beat him up! Beat him up!
I'm not buying myself again.
I tried.
Wait, grab him.
Grab him.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
I can't grab you for some reason.
It's okay.
Hold on.
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
I'm okay.
Oh, God.
It was bad.
Oh, my God.
I'm dead.
What kind of fleekin epic?
The asshole rollin'.
Double strength.
You all know strength? Are you serious?
They hate us. They hate us.
You do have to buy all of the sprint speeds though.
Yeah, I'm about to upgrade it.
Hmm.
This, uh, hum, tumble launch is not bad.
Hmm. Yeah, but it's not good.
That's an HP would be nice, maybe it's there.
What the f-
Stay hell?
Oh my god it's crazy. It's a laser.
Kill me, huh? Kill me, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Roll.
He has a gun.
Yeah, kill Octo.
It's not even my name.
I don't like that name. It scares me.
It just thinks about somebody juicing your testicles.
That's what I see when I hear your name.
That's true, that's true, actually.
Julius.
Can I have a tweezer?
No, I get it. I give you a couple.
How do you manage to do this every week?
Like change your name to something grotesque?
Uh, I have a note pad on.
You're such a blue sea.
What?
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, when I think of something funny, I'm like, that would be a funny thing to
have on scene.
Oh, my God.
Uh.
You have on.
Uh, 51?
51.
His age?
51.
Were you up 51 names?
Well, I have 51 now.
Names when years.
But how many names do you have on your spreadsheet?
On my spreadsheet?
Uh...
Yeah.
One, two, then, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, six, seven, twelve, thirteen, fifteen, sixteen, sixteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-two, twenty-two, twenty-two.
There's way more than twenty-two on there, I know it.
Twenty-one?
No! That's... I counted it out, exact!
That doesn't include the ones that I haven't got.
Ain't no way you have twenty-one only.
You literally have a different name every time I see you.
Oh god. Okay gamers, on the looms target.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
They are being real stingy.
A pocket watch.
A pocket watch.
Yeah, I'm excited.
This is a thousand three hundred we get there
I don't want this to break yeah
Yeah, probably not.
Yeah, just don't drink out of it.
I'm gonna lick it.
Don't lick the uranium glass, Mouse!
She got the uranium beaver!
That's okay. That's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
Fine.
It's fine, it's fine.
Yeah?
No, don't run away!
There she goes.
Uh oh, she's... I'm gonna die.
Wait, is she coming for you?
Nope.
Oh
Wait here come on come on. Oh
No
It's me
Yeah, you can't hide from the loom
He could literally
Literally
Okay, but like
Where is the other area? I would have survived like for real you have to go a little deeper
All right, you guys keep going I'll take you look take her back to the start
Come on
All right
So many people!
Go out! Go out! Go out! Go out!
Go out!
I just been looping the fucking room. It's too fast.
How ass, bitch ass.
Come on.
So chat, are you guys going to be here for Christmas Eve and day?
I'm not going anywhere. I'm sure you mean Christmas Eve and Christmas day.
This is my life.
This is my life now for the end of time.
Well, she's living a little fast.
I will be, uh, I'm going to chill with my family a little bit.
little bit what hey on Christmas day because wait because for those of you
that don't know what are we can people we we're really big on Christmas day
Christmas day not so much Christmas Eve is the day you good Christmas Eve is
the day for us you okay so I'll be chilling with family just a tiny tiny bit
and then I will stream because then my family is doing their own thing not this
way my family is doing their own thing
it's like you open your map doing their own thing I can't go to it because it
requires people yeah yeah yeah fuck you I'm not man suck your own cock and get
I can't realize I haven't seen anything.
I can't realize I haven't seen anything.
Egg!
Oh, it's you.
It was me a second ago.
Okay, okay, okay.
She's right on the stairs.
Coming to me. Oh
$100 Robin lupin this killer for 75
That is like a good extraction point is like
Yeah, it's like
I'm a spirit of the forest.
I'll get some money, you looper.
Oh, it's me.
Wait, is he?
Yeah.
Where is it?
It's here?
It's me.
It's me.
What are you going to do?
What am I going to do?
Yeah, for Christmas.
For Christmas.
You looper all the time.
I'll do some money.
I'm surprised you can't.
A secret.
A secret.
A secret's the plot.
I'll probably do some karaoke.
It's not you.
It's me.
Christmas karaoke?
It's me.
ooh
I was so fucking lied to!
Christmas karaoke and then uh
I usually do-
What the f-
I usually cook on
cooking simulator, I cook a Christmas dinner
Oh my god
and then at the end
I like the
the kitchen on fire
and blow everything up
This is good
and kill everybody and bring them with me
I like that
I like that a lot
Hey!
and then I also like the
Rp I need you to come with me. This is really gonna suck
I like the role play
That I'm the robbers from home. I play thief simulator
She was chasing those are the things I do on Christmas
This is gonna really suck business. This is a two-man job. The loom is
Here. Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna suck real bad, but
I do that every year. I put him on the local Malone soundtrack and I put him on the robber from Malone.
Do you know that one robber guy is like a statue maker?
Yeah, he's like an artist now.
Yeah, and his art is like...
Yeah, he's really cool.
We have to pay the statue to the point.
Okay.
No, open the door the other way.
The guy is wicked.
OK, doors open the other way.
OK, grab your hat.
You have to let me know if the loom target you.
OK, all right, I will.
Can we put this on the cart?
We can try.
Yeah, he's a Sculptor, Jack.
He's a Sculptor.
It's a little long, so it'll keep falling.
So I'm more person would make this like so much easier.
He's a Sculptor.
OK, OK, it's fine.
It's fine.
Yeah, it's just a little long, so it doesn't get stuck under it.
It's like a cabin in the woods, and it's like, I think we have to carry it all the time.
I'll be clear.
But the problem with that is we're gonna have to carry it.
I wanna live in a sleepy seaside town.
Mmm, that'd be nice.
It's like the basement of the English town.
And have an old Victorian house.
And a sleepy pink seaside town.
It's really unmodified.
I want it to be... I want it to look Gothic as fuck.
Yeah.
This is the next point!
I wanted to look back and light on the outside
But then when you come inside everything's fucking pink
That'd be so fucking weird
Oh my god, there's a crazy person that lives over there
She lives in this weird gothic haunted house
They come inside, it's like Barbie threw up everywhere
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm like, oh, what the...
Oh, there's the dog
I'm petting him.
There's not a pet tobismo house.
Nice.
What's wrong with you?
There he goes.
We died.
Beetle juice, pale juice.
Oh my god.
Are you fucking serious?
Oh, I've never been more serious about anything in life.
Why is this having a mental breakdown?
Now we have to bring the curtains.
Yeah, I can't blame him.
It's looking revived, the two of them.
oh there's another big object actually yeah it's in the room across from there
okay
We're reviving you!
You're coming back!
Have you had any more adventure and vintage story?
Yeah!
We went on um...
The greatest rescue mission of all time?
The story missions and everything?
Oh shit, I missed it.
Many such cases.
It was kind of fucking boring.
I was debating on my city and letting you know but I was like,
You're just gonna be sitting here in the evenest walking
When is, when is 6th ever gonna like die down?
Oh my god, it's, it's already gone
It's already gone
I think it's already, I think it's already
It's like 6th of a million times we gotta go
We gotta hurry
Yeah, my elk died though
That was really sad
Good enough
Yeah, meh, meh, meh
There we go
Look at that
Look at that blue looong
Call his mate
There we go.
Hello.
Thanks, what's your favorite holiday song?
I didn't really ever celebrate holidays until like I know every holiday song except I want
to hippopotamus for Christmas.
I like um Michael buble.
Oh Michael buble.
That's Michael buble.
I
Mean
Or egg is dead mouse or egg is dead
I mean somebody died yeah yeah wait I'll stop you can't you can't stop her so
bill so damage you she'll damage it you can't stop her she's an unstoppable
force it's like happy home where it follows you and then it follows you
And then you can't it doesn't stop following you that's the whole plot of the movie. Oh
It follows it follows you
Unless you're underneath the table in which case it doesn't follow you
Okay, it's not me anymore you get you be careful, please
this is so bad yeah we have to use the cannon to kill right now
the time is tiny ass little bear
dude this is the most close run of all fucking time
are you kidding me
in fact our most fully siphoned shatter parents
that's wrong
My, most of my chatters have claimed that they have increased their growth.
Well, dude, my view of the screen camera just made me...
I have a big-ass bald spot.
From my fucking headphones.
Ah!
Okay, from below.
You on your hand? I'm going bald.
I think I just hope that Otto's still alive otherwise it's cooked.
I'm alive!
I'm alive!
We can win this!
Hang in there buddy!
Hang in there buddy!
We got you!
We have two TVs in our car!
We can win this!
Okay, let's do this.
This after me.
Okay, cool.
Keep it busy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Should we make a bold model?
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah!
We're gonna win this!
Okay, let's do this.
Okay, let's do this.
Okay, let's do this.
Okay, let's do this.
model
Actually, you're right. You're right. Yeah, yeah
And pull is when you're bald. I
Just like to think I've been around for a while
Where is
This is kind of how I like live my life, you know, you're got my head
Mm-hmm. I may not be the smartest or the best at anything, but I've been around that's a fucking fact
Yeah, they can't do something you know
Stick to it if this is they say
If egg is the target we can get this real quick yeah, we can do the heart
Do your thing I'm all stay over here, so she doesn't go towards you
My next-door neighbor played the harp.
Your next-door neighbor played the harp?
Yeah, when I was a kid.
Um, yeah, she was pretty good at it.
Okay, let's keep it, let's keep it here.
Okay.
Because if we send it in, the, the, literally, like, inside is just the, the point.
Oh yeah, wait, is, is Mouse's head in there?
Mouse's head is already in there.
Alright, so we should send it in.
I mean, there's still more stuff to get, that's why.
Yeah, but, uh, but it's still a damn guy.
I have greed, I have greed!
within me let's just save mouse though let's say let's just wait for the tv
oh my god right no ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen this is biblical
greed we've discussed this does it see me in a right now the sin of greed put it in
Oh, my God.
Lolo, waco.
No!
When you start thinking of your friends...
...I am! I'm thinking of the breakup they were gonna buy.
With the money!
Oh my god.
Al- Al- Al- Al- Al- Al- Al- Al- Al- Al- Al- Al- Al- Al- Al- Al- Al- Al- Al-!
She's back!
Al- Al- Al- Al- Al- Al- Al- Al- Al- Al-!
She's back from the other side. Are you okay?
Do I look like I'm okay?
Did you actually know?
Do you need a minute?
What?
Wait a minute, why don't I just-
Meow.
Meow.
You do look like a meow cat.
Oh, it's up scream.
why everything hate me
oh oh oh it got you too
oh
actually I think mouse you pet the dogs I'm telling the dog but I was
He's pinning the dog, man!
Man, I'm just jammin' out.
Are you fucking serious?
I can feel my vibe.
I can't walk.
Are you serious?
What are the time, then?
I said he's serious.
This is such no good, very bad fucked up day.
He's serious real!
He's a serious man.
Oh, they're so far they died literally at the end of the map.
Right now.
No time like the present.
You ever hear this song, I'm happy to be here by Wookiee Foote.
Oh, you motherfucking bitch-ass, I hate you.
Oh dude he's looping me, you got old school scoops.
Was it? I think, I wouldn't be mad if you just left in the truck.
Like Amanda does, it would be understandable.
I wouldn't be pissed if you just left in the truck, you know?
No, I do, there's this HP on the line, I can't leave.
There's HP on the line.
I can't leave there's this 50 HP to be healed
Okay, okay
You want me to stay?
There's 60 HP to be healed
Uh, yeah, you can stay, but if I die, then you can just go
How will I know?
Uh, you'll go
Okay, just fucking kidding
Haha
Wow, okay
Alright, thanks.
Get inside.
Okay.
I'm sorry, guys.
Replay.
Alright.
Yeah.
Has a 90-minute cutscene.
It does.
The 90-minute cutscene, literally, I forget.
It was so weird.
90-minute cutscene?
Yeah. You have to play. Oh, man. Oh, everybody's telling me that I have to play that game.
It's really good. Middle here. I think of you. I bet.
Colonel. Colonel. Okay.
Colonel. Am I comfortably erect? Right?
Yes. What do we do?
What do we eat? What should we grab?
We can only grab, yeah, we're kind of poor.
Well, I don't know what you're saying, okay.
We do have this, our first, our second strength upgrade of the game.
Okay, we've, we've hit the threshold for sprint speed, so it'll cost like 20,000 miles, we can't buy anything.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Shit, Turk.
I don't know.
This drone is kind of good.
I don't know.
What is the drone doing?
It can't afford it.
It makes something indestructible.
Oh.
Put that down.
Put that down.
Put it on the table if you want to.
No, you don't think so?
Okay.
You can't afford it.
I know.
Maybe next year.
Maybe if you're on the nice list next year.
That's never gonna happen.
You're never gonna be on the nice list. What did you do? Oh
She found that she's got the gun no no no
Racehorses, you know, that's a big began in the temple
No
No, okay
Okay, this is like the end of a way out.
Again.
She's gone berserk.
Oh my god.
360.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh.
You still been reading berserk?
I'm still reading it.
Do you like it?
Yeah.
It's good.
I like it.
It's good.
What did you like it?
I didn't like it.
Nice.
Nice.
Who needs help?
I can use some. I have one.
Take the HP pack. You get 51 health.
That will let you live one attack from half the enemies in game.
I'm good. I'm locked in.
Who hates Berserk? Twitter? Twitter hates everything.
That's true.
Twitter hates everything.
Why don't you understand that?
Twitter hates everything.
Yeah.
Twitter is full of hate.
Dude, what? This map is like a square. I hate this.
Uh-oh.
No more.
It's called my spirit.
Oh, it's a barrel.
Do a barrel roll?
It might even help with his barrel roll.
I'm on my way.
Yeah, pick that shit up.
You got it.
Okay, mounts.
Can you sell it?
Holy.
I'm tough.
Hmm.
Oh, I don't know.
I can't stop.
Ooh.
Oh, nice.
Nanny!
Here, take my tiny sack.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, like the wet towels or whatever.
Oh, we gotta go.
I have a mouse's tiny sack in hand.
Tiny sack.
Yeah, you want to touch the mouse's tiny sack?
Everyone does.
It's true.
Here you go.
That's a nice touch.
Oh, boom boy.
Boom boy, yeah.
Honestly, not the worst anime on the map this big.
Yeah, we'll be fine.
As long as we don't pop any balloons.
Yeah, no, don't pop any balloons.
What are you talking about?
I would die when you can't.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Who?
No Biden.
Oh, Biden.
No, don't get lost.
Yo, Biden!
Oop!
You brought him up here!
What's wrong with you?
I had to bring him up here!
I didn't bring him up here!
He followed me!
He didn't, so...
Damn, that's one crazy vault.
But I gotta be real with you.
You just want me to die.
Get him. Get him.
Oh, go away!
I'm not dead, ah!
I didn't know my own strength.
He's still down there. He's still down there online. No. Yeah, I walked down there and he's
Okay, so bad news, he's still there.
I'm fucking way yeah way yeah way
Well, I'm seeing
Well, he definitely was up here a second ago a bit
Because he was too afraid oh
You didn't want the smoke. Oh, that's not a bull. Okay. Um, this is fixable
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah, you alright there, buddy?
It's okay.
Sorry.
Have it all in slice.
Roll around for me. You'll be fine.
Okay.
So we're about half way there.
Oh my god.
We're so full.
No we're not, we'll be fine.
We are so fucked.
No, we're okay.
You're not okay.
You gotta believe.
It's like forever.
Believe in what?
Believe in ourselves.
Okay, this kind of sucks.
What?
Is it that?
I found one calculator there's nothing down there
We can change.
Oh!
You gotta be kidding me.
Oh my god, it's just me.
It's just me.
And I can't even get his head cause it's bouncing around.
All freezing shit.
I just need one item, oh god no this is the other point.
Now if they're still bouncing around over there.
Oh no, I went the wrong way.
It's this way.
this way
oh god
oh jesus
guys
I'm trying my best here, and I don't know.
Oh god.
Is she coming up here or gone?
Ain't no fucking way!
Well, there's like nothing anywhere.
Let's try to go around and see.
Go away.
Oh, no.
Nope.
Oh, no.
Nope.
I
Love
Away, how do you beat that thing if you're like solo playing bro?
I'm gonna go.
Oh.
Ok.
That's ok.
It happens.
It happens.
It happens.
It happens.
I listed my map for one second and walked off the end.
It's a last field.
Joe Biden.
Not Aaron Joe Biden.
Joe Biden.
Soda!
Man!
And soda!
And so nice
Holy moly
YAYYYY!
Bruteless.
YATHAAAA!
YAYYYYYY!
YAYYYY!
YAAA!
YAAA!
Thanks for having me.
Thanks for playing me.
Yeah, thanks.
Thanks for playing.
Thanks for playing.
Thanks for playing, guys.
Yeah, thank you for inviting us.
Thanks for playing me.
I'll have a new game to better use your name next time.
Oh, God.
Okay, hold on.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see if we can.
Alright guys, thank you for having me for playing GimGuy.
Of course! Anytime!
Have a good rest and strength.
Bye bye!
See you later!
See you later!
Yay! That was fun! That was fun!
Oh my god.
That was fun, that was fun.
Ripple, Ripple is always fun with friends.
Um guys do you wanna finish Observation Duty?
Do you wanna finish Observation Duty?
I miss candy right? I always miss candy. We only have two levels left and then we're done.
We have two levels left and then we're done.
Dun dun dun dun dun.
Okay, I expect you! Thank you! Thank you for playing! Thank you for playing!
We'll play another game soon. We'll play another game soon.
We'll play another game soon.
Where's the observation duty? What the fuck?
Observation...
Duty 8.
You know, I was impressed at how good that game is.
So far I think it's the best observation duty yet.
Maybe.
Cause there was one that was like really bad.
I forgot which one it was.
Which one was the one that was like absolutely terrible.
That I was like, ew, what the fuck?
Was it three or four?
I don't remember.
I think it was a 3. It had to be either 3 or 4. I don't remember which one.
I thought it was pretty bad.
What are you talking about?
No, it wasn't a knock-up one. It was one that was like really really bad where I was like, what the fuck?
This is the direction where they're going?
This is the direction they're going in?
Now, now, it doesn't want to be captured.
After my shit, uh.
Do it.
Is it the one where you can move around?
I don't even know.
Wait, you can wait.
I think maybe.
I don't remember.
I just know that.
There's one that's like absolutely terrible and I was like oh my god if this is how all
other games are going to be I'm never playing it again.
The one that looks like the ring and stuff is really creepy.
The ring?
The net office, we just need lighthouse and research station.
Uh, has been established around a remote lighthouse island of the Falkland Island,
and patching gargles from Jaius Christ the death!
This alerted BO8DAC via reports of
Activity to local authorities including peculiar
Sonar signatures and garbled
Transmissions
One vessel ran around after sustaining fall damage
Consistent with impacts to fly a wildlife of
A locally safe and coast guard
The detachment attempted a preliminary investigation but it was being inconclusive as all crew members have now been confined to their order with a keep and no useful reports were drafted.
Oh God.
I have a cute blah blah blah blah.
A cute blah blah blah blah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck? What am I even looking at?
Pier, Yard, Keepers' Cabin, Interior, Stairwell, Eow, Lantern Room, Basement.
Oh my god. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
7, 7 cameras?
Oh, I remember, remember, remember, remember, remember...
This is not the quiet seaside town I wanted to be in.
Absolutely not.
Not this. This place looks like a dump.
Remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember...
Remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember...
Member, member, member, member, member, member, member, member, member.
This is Apocalypse Massachusetts? What the fuck?
Hold on to your vaginas.
Oh god, I'm holding on to my vagina. I'm holding on for dear life.
Ew! What are these hanging things?
remember remember memor搭
Is that a mouse trap?
Have you see anything weird tell me?
Or do you see anything
weird tell me?
help me immediately
There's something weird happening.
Everything looks normal.
There's a cute demon in the rest- SHUT UP!
bro don't make fun of me how am I supposed to how am I supposed to notice
These are anomalies. Like this.
Like there's no way.
Like how can you even tell?
There's too much shit.
The fucking ladder.
I knew it!
Okay, uh...
I don't want me to put on my trusty glasses.
I wish it was like obvious shit, like a naked person, like running down the street or something.
And you know, you did not see that? You're moving around? That's not normal.
That's an anomaly.
An anomaly.
That's an anomaly.
I don't know if there's something missing here, missing object.
I feel like there was something on here.
Well, I could be wrong.
Oh, was this always hanging?
I think this is always like this wait there's more mouse traps
what I thought it was just one come on now I thought it was just one I thought
there was just one mousetrap. Okay? Well, fuck me then, never mind. I'm fucking wrong.
Was this open?
Why is it saying Truder?
It's always a naked body in this game.
I don't know what it is.
always somebody naked. I'm telling you it's always a naked man or a naked old
lady. It's never a naked young lady. It's always an old woman or like a naked
or a naked fat guy.
Or a large-sized man.
I don't know, she's milking her peddlies.
Chest piece.
Yeah, what the fuck is this?
Was this always here?
What the fuck?
Uh...
Gulp?
Gulp, you gotta buy him now. What the?
No! No! No!
How do we know you're not an anomaly?
I am an anomaly.
I am an anomaly.
I am a mumm-a-me.
Shit.
Oh
Sorry, you know
Are you gonna...
Wait, I see something moving in the water. Oh no, it's just waves.
Are you guys gonna...
Is this me or is this like, brighter?
I'll be here for a-
I'll be home for Christmas
You can count on me
Uh...
Uh...
Ladies and gentlemen...
A missile code!
Pretty...
pretty quiet pretty fucking quiet out here it's pretty fucking quiet
bottle on top of the box is in the yard
I thought this was already here was it not
Am I imagining it?
Nope.
The cross?
It changed!
What?
Oh, maybe missing?
that's crazy that's crazy that is so that's messed up because it counts the
circle as a different object the fucking halo
holy shit
Was this always like this, did it change?
I don't- wait, was there- what, I don't remember- I don't remember that being there the whole
Hold on.
If you turn up the brightness, you can see that the circle in the cross is actually life-preserving.
No way!
I feel like this is wrong but I don't under I can't put my finger on it no
No watering can, where?
The lantern hole here?
Behind the hole? Yeah, it was like here, right?
It was like in here.
Wait, what? Where is it?
I'm trying to get it.
There we go.
There we go. Thanks, chat.
Please have snow and mistletoe and presents around the tree.
Ananana...
Boko.
Shoko parou apiwa!
Arao konyo.
Uh...
Yeah, it's just small things that make this really difficult.
I feel- was this word out here?
Oh no.
I don't think- I don't think so.
No mum will miss found.
Their cable missing in the bottom of the lighthouse.
I feel like...
Huh.
You thought it was mail?
We're gonna burn the mail.
mail mail mail Christmas uh-oh oh no oh no no no help help help
What is that noise?
You hear that?
What the fuck?
Oh my God, are you fucking kidding me?
What the fuck?
I
Kept hearing the boom boom. I don't like what the fuck is the shit
If that motherfucker comes around again, I swear to God, I swear to God, I'm ready for him.
I'm ready for him, and I'm gonna punch the shit out of him.
You got all his thunder?
Oh, God.
I'll punch the shit out of him.
I'll punch the shit out of him.
I'm the Adam. Why are we Adam?
I'm the Adam.
I feel like there was nothing there before but I could be wrong.
I was wrong.
Mouse's cannon height is 3 foot 2. That is not true.
I'm not 3 foot 2.
When I become an old lady, probably.
When I'm an old lady, I will.
There's a guy there! There's a guy there! There's a guy there!
AHHHH! AHHHH!
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
You become a hobbit in your twilight?
Hobbit?
I don't even have hair on my toes.
I roll on hairy, holly feet.
I don't even have hair on my toes!
You will! What the fuck? What is that?
Yeah! You will!
No, I won't!
Thank you for the 15 consecutive streams!
That watch streak is pretty cool. I saw somebody come in here with like 30.
That's nuts.
Thanks for coming every day.
One hairy- I don't have hair on my toes.
Trust me, I checked.
If I did, you're on 35.
If I did, I would shave that shit off.
You crazy?
We know you don't shave, you wax, that's true, that is very true.
My mom says I'm crazy, my mom says I'm crazy because I like waxing.
Like you're crazy and you like paint and I'm like that's not true.
It's just easier, and I don't have to worry about shit
Because once you wax is gone for a while is not like when you shave when you shave the hair grows back so fucking fast
I'm Puerto Rican
Would you live in this lighthouse if it was fixed up?
No.
I actually had a dream I lived in a lighthouse one time.
I don't know why.
I randomly dreamed that one time.
Not sure why.
I think it's cause like I read a book or something.
Oh my god, it's gone again.
Did you raise a mermaid?
Yeah.
Yeah you.
Was Willem the foe in the game?
Wait, this shit is moving like a lot.
Uh, no.
I guess it's just a fire.
It's Christmas, a fire start is burning bright
And we'll caroling through the night
For this Christmas, we'll be a very special Christmas
What the fuck?
God, it's trying to send me strange broadcasts.
meow meow meow meow meow meow
what the fuck
gosh trying to send me strange broadcasts
Strange book, yes.
I feel like there was an extra bottle in there, but I could be wrong.
Okay, I'm wrong.
I'm always wrong.
Believe it to me, always fucking wrong.
You're replacing Riker this year for sure.
I just need one Christmas hate and I'm set for life.
That's the formula, you know? Just one Christmas hate.
We can make it happen.
There's so many mouse tracks where we see a mouse on stream.
You're already seeing a mouse on stream.
It's me.
It's me.
So if you can't find me, look to the west end sky.
I have someone's home in L.A.
Everyone deserves a chance to fly.
And if I fly solo, at least I'm flying free.
That's an amazing song, sister.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Now, some new me Christmas songs.
I want to do a song on the new me.
Uh, hopefully more music next year.
I'm kind of like...
Out of point where I'm kind of like...
Man...
What if I release something and people just hate it?
What if people just don't like it? What do I do then?
I should mark what do I do then bro I don't mean I'm doubting
I'm trying my best.
Oh no, I'm being bonked.
Hold on.
We're caroling
We keep teaching this-
Makin' beats!
For a boring dumb bitch, fuckin' obby!
Holy shit, you scared-
That fucking startled me!
What the fuck?
Scared me!
Help!
Help!
I feel like nothing's happening.
I'm confused.
What?
What the fuck?
I feel like nothing's happening.
I'm confused.
The window in the room.
Oh
My god
JESUS!
Oh my god
I'm gonna have to put my hands around my eyes and make tiny binoculars.
One of the boxes in the top left of the stairwell, look it has a shoe print.
What?
Can you tell me about this?
I think it's always been like that.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
There's a grain of sand on the beach, I swear to god.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
The sea is singing, will you listen?
Okay, fine.
Oh, my God, help, help, help, help.
Oh my god! Jesus Christ! Oh my god, help, help, help, help! That was horrible! No! I did not like that!
I hated it.
Why is it saying multiple anomalies?
I don't see shit.
What is the problem?
What is the problem now?
Oh!
Missing.
Missing objects.
There was stuff up here.
You know what?
At least, yeah, that's true.
At least he wasn't fucking making.
It could have been worse.
I could have been fucking naked.
The
bed was always unmade.
A mice in the box in the basement?
Where?
There's no mice in here?
What do you mean?
come on come on come on help help help
oop oop the f**king mermaid crap what the f**k that is
Oh my god what the fuck she was a mermaid, but she had like the tail of a fucking crab
Was she also naked they're always naked
Guys they're always fucking naked dude
What the fuck
Oh lobster lobster
Yeah, lobster. You know, lobster? Lobster. Yeah, lobster. It's not a lobster tail.
Ooooooh! Being alive!
Object movement. This shoe was not moving before and now it is.
Malabster. Malabster. Malab- Malabster. Malabster. Malablester.
I hope you read this.
I started making it a few weeks ago and the exact copy of Stephen Hawke inspired me to
do this so thank you I'm so glad you're doing great. I hope you enjoy your V2
VTubing journey.
Enjoy your VTubing journey, bro.
And blocks, where?
No!
And the lighthouse?
Here?
Or here?
Oh my god, he's coming.
Oh
Oh
Shit
What the f**k was that?
Did you guys see that?
It was like fog happened.
Make sure to land on that.
Where?
This?
Oh
What map are you talking about?
I'm so confused.
Where?
At the bottom of the stairs?
Where?
At the bottom of the stairs?
Oh my god, I didn't even notice! I didn't even notice there was a map there, holy shit.
Oh my god, you're so smart. I'm such a fucking idiot.
Wait, is this thing in-
Was there always two of them?
Oh, okay, never mind then.
The water at the door was there.
Water. Oh, this has always been there.
Dang, skulls. What?
What?
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Oh my god, this kid's shit on me. Oh my god. What the fuck?
He was using the camera to pick his teeth. Fuck that guy!
Oh, that salad finger's...
Oh!
Resty spoons!
Oh, to my fingers with my resty spoons.
Did you see that you made another episode recently?
I want to sit back and I want to go and watch every single episode.
You think we could watch them on stream or is that too much for Twitch?
I don't know. What do you think?
Guys, what do you think?
The 20th anniversary of Southerfingers was this year?
Oh shit.
Plenty of?
Plenty of!
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Damn bro, we're old.
What the fuck is going on here?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Does this mustache guy?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
The fuck, the fuck!
Who's cup is that?
It's also the 20th anniversary of Kingdom Hearts 2!
Jesus!
King Morse too, eh?
Same Morse stuff.
Same Morse stuff, dad.
Same Morse stuff.
Oh god, it's time. We're in the final hour.
Wait, you mean up here?
Chad, what the fuck? You guys are so fucking smart. Holy shit.
I didn't even see that shit.
I didn't see that shit, what the fuck?
A noose!
Oh wait, no that's not X-R, that's your replacement.
Anus!
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Did- Did some of these move?
Uh, move it?
This where some of these moved.
All of our brains are working together as one to beat this game.
All of us.
Oh my, yesterday, yesterday I was playing warframe and my hands started hurting in a shape roll.
You know I've been playing a lot when my hands start hurting after I've started playing
blubber blubber blubber blubber blubber blubber blubber blubber blubber blubber blubber.
My hands started hurting.
I was like, oh my god no it begins.
I'm playing too much.
I know how to pace myself, you know what I mean?
What the fuck?
Is that fuckin' teeth in a glass?
What the hell?
The basement stairs moving?
What?
GASP!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, everything's happening now.
Why? Why everything happening now?
Power line. They all seem like they're fine.
Oh, I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
Help.
The mouse trap is turned to a bottle, you mean... wait, was this a mouse trap?
Oh my god, we did it!
The last one, the research station, a depreciated BOADAC, and received the tip-off via
Transmissions to investigate stranger currencies at a remote and arctic research facility.
The research facility in question was known to be an investigating polar atmospheric entry
and related phenomena and has been reporting findings from resurface, from subsurface glacial
strata for some time.
Passenger manifests from one of the latest successful resupply ships indicate the facility
Recently hosted a traveling under a pseudonym who was presumed to be an employee of...
The latest surprises have been unable to hail the station on any communication frequency.
What the fuck?
Oh god, wait what is this?
Oh computer, a bunch of post-it notes.
One.
Okay, wait, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, eight rooms!
A laboratory, a rec room, is that cake?
Quarters?
I'm gone.
That is bad.
Terrible.
Quarantine?
Ewww, there's blood!
Blood sample on a Petri dish.
Exterior?
Oh god, this is like a thing.
The site.
Oh god, this is like a thing.
oh god this is like a thing the site
oh I hate this I fucking hate this I do not like that no no
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh my god. Just wishing you well one 10-0 to another. Thank you 10-0. Hope you
continue to have fun with the WF community. Yeah, I'm having a great time. Thank you.
We hit over 500 members today in our plan.
Very silent.
The clock wasn't the same time.
It is.
The same time.
I was playing into your repo, I think it was like 5.13 now, oh my god, 5.13.
Yeah, the clocks are doing normal time.
We're gonna make sure they match to this time here.
This is like, this is just like the thing, this is scary.
There is one K true and then if we do an alliance we can have more.
Oh, I'm not seeing anything.
What the fuck?
Mouse, I think you made it, Rob.
went to a pole dance club in Tokyo and they played 1-800 thanks for the distraction these days love
you oh my god it's so funny yeah let's go yeah let's go let's go let's go let's go
uh hold on hold on one second
That's crazy.
I'm going to take a look at the chat, I'm going to take a look at the chat, I'm going
to take a look at the chat.
I'm going to take, go on chat, I'm going to take Tylenol.
Hold on, I'm going to take some Tylenol.
I'm going to take some Tylenol in my bag.
Wait, what day is it today?
It's Tuesday now.
It's fucking Tuesday!
That's true, it's Christmas Eve, Eve.
Okay, uh, was this always here?
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to disturb you.
I was just not.
I mean, it's just me and the police.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to disturb you.
Okay, I'll see you later.
Okay, bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye, bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
I guess these things don't move.
The Meryl Fertice!
Uh...
Don't worry, we'll get it.
We'll get him, we'll get him.
We'll get him, bro, we'll get him.
What the fuck is wrong?
Would this be imaginary or would it be...
Not a fob.
Extra object.
Nope.
I swear, I think it was two pink poses too, uh, how do you do the replacement?
Nope.
Is this always like this here?
I thought it was just one, but it could be wrong.
It's normal to fail the first time anyway, because we're already learning.
We're like learning about what we see.
Oh, it's wine.
I don't think this was here.
I
Don't you mean this
You meant the close ones?
Uh...
Oh my God, the thing is smoking!
The thing, you guys haven't seen the thing?
I'm guessing there's a lot of people who have never seen the thing.
There was this movie that came out.
It also got a remake, so there's a newer version.
I'm just going to tell you the newer version is not as good as the original.
So there's a movie called Thing about these people that are in Antarctica.
They're in the Arctic and they're looking for something and somehow this weird.
This weird thing.
called the thing. It's some sort of like bacteria creature like some sort of thing
that like gets into your system it gets into your blood and it lives inside of
you and it can take the shape of anybody or anyone.
Yeah, it's like an alien parasite.
The door was always open. It's like an alien parasite.
And there's a scene in the movie where everybody's like paranoid as fuck and they're like,
Oh my god, we don't know who's human who's not there's only one way to find out and they all get them in a room
And they draw their blood and they have to take a sample of their blood put in a dish
And then they take this they take a heated like paper clay for whatever a heated a piece of heated metal
And they put it in the blood and if the blood sizzles and goes
And that means
Oh my god, it always was blue! Fuck! Okay, blue... man, something tells me this is the
Hey, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Wow, I can't believe they made a movie about Among Us, Jake.
I will say the original movie was crazy for its practical effects.
The original movie was great and was crazy for practical effects.
If I recall correctly, they tried to use as much practical effects in the remake as
much as possible.
I remember correctly.
I think.
Well, I don't know. I don't think it was as good. I don't think it was bad, but it wasn't as as
good as the original in my opinion. I think the original scared the shit out of me.
It was very, very scary.
Those four dogs, oh my god, I know.
I know the doggies.
did you use practical effects in the remake and then some fuck fuck wit exec said we need
CGI cause it's the new oh no they added CGI anyway I'm telling you that's why I told you
it just wasn't as good I do know that they tried to use practical effects I didn't know
How much did Yelly use though?
Disappointing.
Oh!
Huh!
What the fuck?
I liked alien rommelist too, it was pretty good.
Would I say it's the best alien film?
No.
Well I think it was pretty good, I saw a lot of people complaining about it on twitter
when it came out.
I saw a whole lot of people complaining about it.
They were like oh my god, Disney fucked it up, there's not enough gore and blood
and I'm like huh?
I was like, are we watching the same movie?
This shit was crazy.
Yeah, the door was always open.
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
Wake up.
What?
Have you not heard the snot-a-blah?
No, the gossip, the buzz, the who said the who, the bad who got all the...
Jesus.
Guys, we need to do a sound alert purge.
Do it for the new year.
Down the lurp purge for the new year!
AHHHH!
Jesus Christ!
AHHHH!
Oh!
Oh, when I breathe, I feel the bubbly tickle in my chest. Jesus.
Did you already have Covid? Yeah, I did and I had it for 8 months.
And you survived? I did! I did survive.
because when I got it it was already like the weakest strain but it's still
knocked me off my ass
oh shit what the fuck
I expect like a monster to come out or some shit.
especially of this one I was expected jumpscare with this one
every single time
There's a missing locker in the quarters, what?
I thought it was just three, and maybe it is four.
I mean it would make sense for it to be fuller, huh?
Yeah, no.
Wrong.
Oh my god.
Where are the anomalies?
The ice is moving weird in the tunnel.
What?
I don't even know what to think.
Hmm.
Well, this is hard.
Holy shit.
Pink.
No.
There is no print.
No.
We're getting started.
We're getting started.
We're getting started.
We're getting started.
We're getting started.
Oh
What the fuck was that giant posted note
Giant note!
Crane?
This crane moved the crane did the crane move
I
What the fuck was that?!
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
I don't even know what to say to that.
I don't even know what to say to that.
That was the weirdest goat I've ever seen in my life.
I think Kakka faced. Yeah, Kakka head.
Nope, no mamomies.
Chat no mamomies.
What the?
Uh, room manipulation.
and quarters.
Oh my god, what if they make that the thumbnail of like my stream
and it's like a guy with a face coming out of his butthole.
And when people are browsing on Twitch, they see that.
How do I explain that to people?
I
early on in the stream we did those weird effects and it ended up with a thumbnail bro tell me if the
ass man if the guy with the face come out of his asshole ends up with my thumbnail and take a
screenshot am i
were there always chairs here
Oh
It's no nom only.
It's no nom only.
It's no nom only.
It's no nom only.
And we're caroling through the night.
All this Christmas will be
Very special Christmas for me!
Meow meow meow meow.
Hey.
Was this always here?
I don't think a water bottle was there, I think it was just two cans.
Okay, I was wrong.
I'm a mummy, I'm a mummy, I'm a mummy, wait.
Was this always here?
Holy shit, this guy is shit out of me. Holy fuck.
Jesus.
This guy is shit out of me.
Anamomi! Anamomi!
Anamomi!
I'm a mummy.
Is that a pokemon?
Hi gonyo, pero.
Pero gonyo, pero gonyo, pero gonyo.
If you look down at Underwater Ice Chasm and Captain Price and a bunch of other COD
Commando characters were swimming up or some silly shit, I was thinking more like a monster,
but okay, wait.
I was thinking more like a monster, but I mean, don't let your dreams be dreams.
I'm talking about like a sea monster, like something horrifying.
Oh, the Reaper?
We're good.
I saw that.
I saw that, I saw that.
What the fuck? I saw it move! I'm not kidding!
What the fuck?
Door board?
Oh, man.
Oh, more other.
That's a Latino bottom right here.
Oh my god.
I'm God.
I'm- I'm seeing shit.
I'm seeing shit, man. I'm seeing shit.
Help! I'm seeing shit.
Wait, thanks for radio, I think there's...
Oh my god there wasn't an extra radio holy shit.
Oh my god you guys are, you guys have good eyes I suck.
Oh my god, there is something here.
What is it?
I was gonna say there's never anything happening outside and then I realized I'm like let me
Not like jinx it and now everything's happening outside.
What the fuck?
Will the fishes count as intruders?
Extra object?
I don't know.
What, what do the fish count as?
Jesus!
Wood!
Wood!
Oh my god.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
This one?
Oh my god, here we go.
Oh my god, here we go.
This time, one of the final, the final stretch, this is it.
What the fuck?
Is that an ass?
What is that?
Huge spider help!
I
That open you can't tell
The toilet was always there
Actick Spidore!
Yes...
I'm so scared!
Help!
Help!
Bryce, where this was like extra, oh wait, there is an extra one.
I was not there.
What are you missing?
I don't think so, but okay.
It doesn't see it?
Wait, it doesn't see what?
What do I see?
He doesn't see what.
What can I see?
Extra nodes? Wait, extra here?
I'll stop you didn't see anything you mean
Oh
Not a skish
Oh yeah, movement.
I say no!
I
You won the game.
You know what?
Not bad.
Not bad.
Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad, bro. Not bad. I think I'm pretty... I think we're...
I'm gonna say me, but it's all of us because there was just some shit that I just did not...
Fuck it.
There's just some shit that I just didn't... that I just did not fucking see.
But did you see this?
Did you see... did you see this?
Who did this? Who made this?
Travis! What the fuck?
Travis, what the fuck, man?
what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
What the fuck? What the fuck, man? What the fuck?
What the fucking bro?
That was probably made by some kind of hero, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Great thumbnails, you should be.
My latest thumbnail.
My latest thumbnail.
Thanks.
my latest thumbnail my latest thumbnail um let me see
Sexy booty ass?
What?
Chat, so here's, I forgot.
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We'll see what, what did you guys put in my video inbox?
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Can you use your whole model to make your head big and body small?
Oh, you mean like... like this?
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have you guys these are all old by the way I hope you guys don't mind there are
tons of videos that we never got to watch they're in the request they're from
22 days ago we could either go through them now or
or we could redo it it's up to you we can go through some of them and if
their shit then that's not all I like the way you think I like the way you think buddy
22 days is not all that's ancient
That's ancient bro. Ancient history.
HAAG!
Alright, let's see.
What does?
All right, let's see what you guys have sent me.
Let's see what you guys have sent me.
What kind of horrible trash you guys have sent me.
What kind of trash have you sent me today?
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What is this?
HOLD!
When asking what's the most accurate book to movie adaptation, I'll tell you, I don't read that crap.
But thankfully in elementary, we read and watched HOLDs.
Other than minor details, like the main kid progressively losing weight in the desert,
or Geoffrey the emotional support giraffe plush, the movie was a near-exact adaptation.
That's because the film's writer was Louis Satcher, the very author of Holes. Oh, and also,
Wayside. In Mexico, they call it Kepasa, Wayside.
Kepasa.
So Holt has a kid's book about a teenager, Stanley Yalmets,
framed for stealing some sweet Jordans and being sent to a prison camp.
Here, everyone is digging up a hole, digging five feet deep and five feet wide every day.
Why? Well, it's a punishment. Don't think about it, okay?
We got the only water for a hundred miles our own little oasis. You want to run away then buzz it
Great film, but what if I tell you the edgier version pitched what by Richard Kelly writer and director of Donnie Darko
What is completely normal rewrite stan we get sent to prison camp not for stealing shoes
No, instead he's arrested after mercy killing his little sister who was a radiation poison after texas was moot
Yes, this is a real script and I read through the whole thing. No fucking way. Let me tell you about it. It's juice and jam time
Really? Are holes?
I don't believe anything was filmed. This was pitched in 1999 years before the Disney movie
Phoenix Pictures with the studio in charge known for horrors and thrillers like Lake Placid,
Zodiac and Shudder Island. So this is not too far off from the thing. Wait, how come I'm kind of sad?
Why didn't we get that? What the fuck?
What about X-rated holes? Guys, that probably already exists.
The writer was Richard Kelly who at the time was an up-and-comer as he was pumping out many scripts
Holes did not get made obviously, but other films did after that's like Donnie Darko
Donnie Dirk bro
Donnie Darko man the movie that every emo
Every emo boy fucking love this fucking move. Oh my fucking Donnie Darko, bro
Six cars. That is when the world will end.
Hard to explain, but it's a sort of artsy sci-fi thriller of a troubled teenager. Donnie
is told by a rabbit that the world will end in 28 days. Even worse, he has to go to
high school. Oh no! And the proms tomorrow! Oh no! Donnie Darko Bunny only appeared for
like three scenes which was disappointing. I was kangaroo jacked. Anyway this cynical
teen axe can be found in his holes pitch. It's like if he read the first few chapters
of the novel and made up the rest on his own. In this version there's no flashbacks
to the old west, no kissing Kate Barlow, no yellow spotted lizards, no I can fix
Not even the curse of madam's erronee instead you got the absolute roller coaster that I'll summarize
Manly young man. Yeah, give me my family names their son Stanley cuz
Yelts backwards
Let Stanley Kramer hope he's better at stand-up a handsome blue eyes blonde hair 16 year old
Wearing a blue jumpsuit he sentenced to camp Green Lake for a crime. They will reveal later
I revealed it earlier in this video, so I hope you paid attention
Here Stanley meets the other campers like x-ray who was arrested for stealing a slurpy machine from a 7-eleven
And tossing it off a roof. What's reclaim seek out his name because he can save through time and space
There's also see oh who found God after he was incarcerated for trying to off himself
It's all fit Alan the squid a 17 year old who smokes and got into a high-speed police chase
Zero is also there for possibly killing someone they never say beyond hints.
Yeah, Zero the best friend they made her character from the previous video.
Is that a young style of book?
Yeah.
It's supposed to show the real it.
He still won't.
How'd it get there?
So in this camp everyone just gotta be digging up them holes but during dinner Stanley
asks are they digging for something in specific and everybody freezes.
No one has the courage to answer him.
With a magic marker Alan the squid writes a message that will vanish.
Be careful, they are watching and listening," said the message.
Later, a body of an escapee was discovered 30 miles from camp.
He died from the heat, so they displayed his body in the center of camp as an example
on why he shouldn't run away.
Uhuh!
AHH!
AHH!
A nuclear war?
He's so hurt that he asked the campers to take the body to the incinerator room
That's something prisoners got at the camp, right?
Holy shit!
They lay the bones before the oven, and pray
The skeleton is torched, but they keep the skull
Stanley holds the skull as we flash back to the woman working in big-boys smoke and a cigarette
Until the blast came
Oh my god.
Stanley throws up on our mission and places the skull on the metal shelf full of other skulls found
We flash back again to Stanley in the summer celebrating his sister's birthday
Everyone's at the pool with super soakers Stanley dives into the pool in slow-mo, but as he splashes
Look at that cat, not a cell phone in sight
Not a cell phone in sight, bro
Not a cell phone in sight
Not a cell phone in sight
When I emerged from retrieving a dead possum I found I was the only one left
Oh my god I remember that episode of Spriturama!
Up the bomb, several miles southwest of Dallas, Texas, people are running and screaming, the
mushroom cloud engulfs the people until Stanley wakes up from his flashback dream.
Back at the mess hall, the campers fight with each other, shouting the hard-art gamer.
Oh dear.
I hope Richard Kelly got his black friend to co-write this section.
With the rampant racism abound, Stanley rocks out doing air guitars to Metallica's The
Unforgiven.
Oh yeah, good ol' stock music.
This song was only 8 years old at the time of writing the script in 1999, but it's considered
an oldie in this post-apocalyptic future.
As the music plays, the marron comes in demanding them to stop slacking off, but Stanley don't
play that.
He stands up to the warden delivering the best damn monologue cinema never got.
holes is nothing but a stupid and pointless exercise, kinda like when it's the last day
of school before summer break and your teacher makes you an essay about Canada. And at the
end of the day, he just takes all the essays and throws them in the garbage, because no
one really gives a SHIT about Canada.
Damn, that's a cold ass donkey!
What? Damn, what the fuck?
What's with the Canada hate? Oh my god!
Before you're so stunned likely for how epic that sounded on top of the Metallica
track, his only rebuttal is asking Stanley about his sister. To which Stanley cannot say a thing.
By the way, the warden is a guy in the script.
Great. Now it's officially a sausage fest.
Later that night, Councilor Pundansky takes some of the campers out for laundry duty.
Wink wink. One kid rolls a joint passage to Pundansky who says,
Screw the warden. They do laundry and head to the last stop.
Oh shit, they're smug and weed!
Badansky takes these underage boys to get drunk and get laid.
He's even a swell enough guy that paid for their prostitutes!
Prostitution! In my home!
Stanley Kramer enters a prostitute's room and makes up for it.
Oh, damn it.
For 15 seconds on until he primes.
Oh, they get dressed and Stanley cuddles with the lady crying to confess his feelings
since it's cheaper than therapy.
The following day, the warden assembles the game, who snuck out?
That's not allowed.
He pummels the camper until the kids confess.
The warden and Mr. Serb beat his ass down while yelling his best rush to help.
The warden holds a rifle towards Stanley's head and a boot to his throat.
Now, they gotta dig two holes a day.
Oh no!
So back to digging, while Stanley finds a metallic hammer-shaped object with some
coating listed on it.
Now, when you find something interesting in the dirt at this camp, you get the day off.
Though, the bunk mate X-Ray has never found anything ever, yet he's been here longer,
so he claims to find the hammer in this hole at a different location.
This excites the prison guards enough that several military trucks visit the camp.
Here's where I'm actually enjoying the unraveling mystery.
Everyone digs in X-Ray's location till the hole is 70 feet across and 5 feet
deep.
find another body but that's not what they wanted. To the incinerator it goes!
Oh man.
They keep digging until they hit a concrete floor. They hit it a little more until water
starts gushing out, pulling the holes they've dug. People are running, tripping over the
water pressure trying to get out. A military officer is stunned and gassed his mouth and
drops his cigarette into the water. Suddenly the water catches fire like me spinning verses.
It's not water. It's gasoline.
It's gasoline!
Always, the other picture's arm is severely burnt.
For the next four hours, they toss dirt into the hole to put out the flames.
They have not found more of this hammer object and the Warden is pissed, so he beats up Theo the Squid.
Then the Warden bluffly asks Stanley,
Did you dig your sister's grave before you killed her?
Stanley again is too afraid to say anything.
His friend Zero decides to escape far into the desert.
As he runs, Mr Sir Aims wins them.
Finger on the trigger or ready to fire?
But Theo stams back up to bash through with a rock in the back of the head.
Stanley takes the gun and serves truck to pick up Zero and X-ray.
As they drive off, more gunshots are heard and is shot through the windshield.
The warden has a second gun. He's firing at the truck until Theo lashes back,
only to get knocked to the ground. Theo begs for mercy as the warden aims for his face.
The squid steps in, but the woman pulls the trigger.
Theo and the squid get splattered with no respawns.
See you next flat-fest douchebag!
Broly!
Stanley, Zero, and X-ray are all in the truck as they head towards the only place they'll be safe.
T. IWANA!
AHHHHHHHHH!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
Yeah, Mexico really was their destination, though.
After the crash, airbags deploy and...
They'd go right while he's reading a version of a movie that was supposed to be, like, R-rated.
Are you serious?
Suddenly they go inside the cockpit.
Slade has a massive crack in it.
Grabbing a flashlight, they shine through the gaps.
Oh my god, you're not gonna believe this, yell Stanley, yell Nats.
What they found was an underground parking lot with about 200 parked cars.
Going inside, they find a skeleton with a Macy's bag and a lot of sweaters inside.
What?
Zero and X-Ray rest while X-Ray's ribs are broken from the crash.
Stanley ventures alone to find an underground Sears.
Rows of untouched shelves covered in dust and skeletons all across the floor, which sounds like a regular Sears.
Stanley brings back some board games and they play trivial pursuit together.
As they play, X-Ray is in severe pain begging for them not to leave him down here to die.
X-Ray admits his biggest regret is that he's a virgin and asked these guys, oh no,
he asked these guys to explain what sex feels like.
What?
Changing the subject, the hero setup says, why'd you kill your sister, Stanley?
Bitch!
Stanley finally explains what happened to his sister after these messages.
Stop digging and take a breather, halls will be right back.
Okay.
Changing the subject, Zero Flat Out says, why'd you kill your sister, Stanley?
Bitch!
Stanley finally confesses how after the bombs dropped him and his 8 year old sister Rebecca
got separated from their parents, so they ran camp to camp while raiding supermarkets
surviving off Puppy Chow.
Ew.
Oh no.
Oh no!
Does he have, like, radiation poisoning?
Becca's cot bed. He's awakened by her harsh breathing sounds. She's holding her throat
grasping for air. Stanley begs for a doctor, but no one comes. He pleads for medication,
but a woman tells him there isn't any. There's nothing to do now but wait.
Eventually, doctors give her a tracheotomy, a hole in her neck.
A hole in her ass.
Sitting in a bed with her eyes barely open, she breathes through the tube at her neck.
Weeks pass as she gets worse and worse. Rebecca could barely open her swollen eyes as her
tiered ducks dried up stanley has had enough as he reaches for rebecca's
tracheotomy tube and slowly removes it rebecca's last breath
wow that sucked as others witnessed the mercy kill stanley kramer is sentenced to camp green
lake zero and x-ray understand why he did it on his last leg x-ray knows he's next he promises
to stay high as well as he loses consciousness x-ray can see through time
and space the camera pans back to showing the Macy's bag fade time in reverse
back before the blast life was normal the mall was alive sears still
contains skeletons the Macy's bag belongs to a mother giving her son a new
sweater she walks towards the parking lot where the remains were found by
the campers we fade back to the present you are my friends my best
friends X-rays stammered.
Oh my god!
Sunset falls as Zero and Stanley Kramer stand over X-rays grave.
Zero proclaims, that's the last hole I'm ever gonna dig.
Jesus Christ!
With the duffel bag containing flashlights, a gun, and trivial pursuit, they walk back
to Camp Green Lake.
But on their way, they noticed a box sticking up from the sand, and they open it.
It's a row of spark plug hammers? Zero states, do you think it's a weapon? I think it's 23 loaded weapons, Stanley replies.
Yeah, so it's like a futuristic weapon or something?
Suddenly, Mr. Sir and the Warden come up from behind. Guns drawn, ready to give the two the Texas death penalty.
But out of nowhere, a loud electrical snap bursts.
The back of Mr. Sir's head has the spark plugs embedded into his skull.
Another electrical snap as the spark plugs lodged into the workers chest blood gushing from his mouth. There we go again
Coughing blood, so I guess the spark plugs are like these needle missiles
The Mandalorian can only use like once per episode next military trucks come in with counselor
Padan ski stepping out in uniform
Padan see tosses them to uniforms telling them they've been drafted
They board the truck with a box of spark plug weapon things and head towards the ocean a civilian transport ship is waiting
With the duffel bag, they're not sure what these spark plugs were for, so they toss them overboard and watch them sink as they begin a new life at sea.
Where this military ship goes is a mystery.
Fade to black, that's the end.
THAT'S IT!
Oh my god!
So, what did you think?
That was something.
I don't know, bro, I wanna watch this.
I wanna watch this.
I don't remember that from the book.
This is a script that some guy made that he was gonna make an R rated version of it.
The limits of a trap directional as Teenager is there, like with Donnie Darko, and the nuclear bomb in Texas,
causing the military trap to set up in Kelly's other film, Southland Tales.
Thumbnail Pimp.
And pimps. Don't commit suicide.
What?
Pfft.
What?
It's a sampling of what it later would include.
There's probably also something here for the film, the box, but I didn't see that.
Hopefully you all enjoyed this different type of Midnight Society vid.
I do this again assuming anyone out there can please find me the unmade Richard Donner crazy taxi movie script.
That is my new personal fuller dream of a long media.
Wow that was something.
Okay that was something interesting.
Thanks for that.
Thanks for that.
Interesting video.
What is this?
Oh! My little noodles!
My noodles!
the
the
and
the
uh-huh
the
the
They are Poggy. Oh look at their little hands!
Oh!
Look at the little ha-
Okay, why are those kind of like my hands?
What the fuck?
Wait!
I didn't even know they have feet.
What the fuck?
They have tiny little feet!
Feet though.
They have hands and feet though.
What's that mean, though?
Holy shit, what a shitty life!
Oh my-
HA HA HA HA HA!
What the fuck?
AHHHHH!
HA HA HA!
Oh, he's sick!
You see, that's why you have to sit up straight, guys, this is what happens if you don't sit
up straight and look what happens to you!
Oh my god.
I
My god, look how big his head gets
Holy shit!
Wow!
Ew, and it throws up inside!
Gross!
Nasty!
Disco Stain!
Oh my god. Jesus Christ.
I'm glad I finally know what's going on with that thing.
Disco Stain! Oh, are we in ads right now?
Must be a seaworm.
I'm gonna pee really quick!
I'm gonna pee!
I'm gonna pee so fast!
I'm gonna pee pee!
I'm back in a moment too soon.
Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. That was a fast peep. It was a fast
That was a fast peep.
Um, I don't know what this is.
The
the
the
the
the
the
the
This is crazy! What the fuck?
The animation art is really nice holy shit what is this what is this made with
It never seems to co-made me a town to keep on.
I think I've seen people like make stuff with with that DS thing before. I've seen so many of them but
it's never been like to this scale before. But I'm sure it does exist.
Please wait for me, please wait for me
That was crazy.
What is this?
What is this?
Stonepunk?
Blastpunk?
HELLO!
Clock Punk!
Even Punk!
I'm sorry.
TESLOPUNK!
Jekyllpunk.
What the fuck?
Dieselpunk?
Guys, I'm gonna play Wolfenstein.
Adam's punk.
Ray punk.
Pump.
So, stack pumps!
Cyber pumps, man.
Time to punch now!
you
you
you
you
you
What's going on she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
Oh what?
She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
Holy smokes is that the river?
What's she doing up here?
Look at those dead sharp eyes.
Does he even know where he is?
I think he's just completely out of his mind at this point.
Oh my god, Flay!
What?!
What the?!
Flay!
Oh
Oh
He's gonna fall
Well he's just fucking jerking himself off, hold up.
Yeah!
He's fucking stuff off, bro!
Holy shit, what the f...
Wow! He came! He came real hard! Good job! Good job, Banyo Redcliff! Good job!
Okay, this one, why does this happen?
okay this one why why does this happen that like the the video gets all
scrumgly
video gets all scrumgly
why does this happen
You don't be doing weird stuff the mind Ultra why
Oh
the fuck was he?
come!
you don't get it, bro, the super earth needs a stop
Ah
Whoa
Oh, shit!
Oh, my God!
Bro, how long is it going to take him to get there?
Holy shit!
I died!
Oh, no!
Nooo!
Oh, nooo!
Uh oh.
But that's just one guy!
What is that big thing?
What is that big thing?
It's one guy!
Great to hell.
Well, that was... that was something. That was something. Holy shit.
That was something. That was something.
Now something. Now something. Oh god. I'm kind of scared. I'm kind of scared. I'm scared.
This isn't just a song. This is an opera song by a virtual anime pink demon queen who streams
and sings, lying down in bed. I haven't seen it yet, I have been flooded with requests,
people saying it's heartbreaking, emotional, toxic, and impossible to cover. When the internet
agrees on something like this, I have to find out why. Put some gear to see the captions
in your language, and let's find out together.
I'm not laying down anymore, but you know, orchestration is classy.
Oh, wow, she has like, information on the screen!
Oh, it's like a music record.
Endless night, through every nightmare,
Oh wow. Her face is so cute.
Wow! Okay, we're gonna get to some girl things. At first I was like, wow, what an interesting tone and interesting vibrato
It's very fluttery and fast. She has a lighter tone
So it sounds like a soprano, but there's some low notes right at the start that I was not expecting
Now, is she really saying lying in bed? I actually have no idea. Not anymore
But this is what they say, and one of the reasons is that she was diagnosed with CVID.
You get things like lung infections and she's had to stay in bed for all this time.
This makes singing a pretty big technical feat.
Our bodies are incredible, they're really really good at adapting, and if you're someone
out there who's perhaps in a wheelchair or who doesn't have a lot of lung issues,
It doesn't mean you can't sing. It just means that you have to adapt some of your technique around your own body.
It really sounds like she really understands her instrument and that's the key to everyone's singing.
Look at him! Now he's gone too far again!
You'll never get away from that, my child!
Now tirelessly I'll fight till I see your face again!
Stay there!
oh beautiful control so much oh but the top of her range there and it's high is
a beautiful head voice she started to train as an opera singer she wanted to
become a color choice to Prano and life had different plans so she became a
streamer and I am so glad she was singing I love the lightness to her tone
and the directness to her tone as well I also love this very specific
little breath. Oh my god! The breath that I hated, the breath that everybody likes it!
Come on, I'm glad people liked it. That is perfect. What I really notice here is how
much space she must be creating in her vocal class as she gets higher. When she's lower,
The music box of fate.
It sounds as if her larynx is a little bit higher,
so you get this direct tone that fits really well
with the character.
When she gets higher, joy is bliss.
She's lowering her voice box, and you
can find that position by trying to sing it like a husky.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
Yeah!
That creepy sort of feeling creates a longer troop between your voice box and your lips
and gives you a little bit more of that operatic sound which she is doing brilliantly here.
I love these fans.
I had to talk about this line as well.
She does these little runs which I absolutely love. It feels extra dramatic and then
I'm going to go to that beautiful, breathy place. It just feels so heartfelt.
I like her. She's cute.
Oh, it feels like a real prayer.
Oh my God.
She did research. She did research on me.
Oh, it's a bit tangly.
I love the orchestration of this this kind of mix of drama musical
theater maybe movie music like vaudeville it kind of sounds like the fluttery vibrato of someone in
the 1920s oh it's so beautiful but i like i like vaudeville those vowels at the top are so big and
open so way my heart way my heart it's really open on that vowel and the earth happens right to
to the end of the note so it doesn't disrupt the airflow. Great singing.
Oh my god, chasing the stars, oh what a good girl.
All over the place.
Oh my god, he doesn't leave us.
That one does spoke. It does.
What a sensitive.
Oh my god! She did her rewatt-
HAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAH
Crazy, what the heck?
Ahhhh
I go to hell and back again
And when I go to find moon and land
For you every single thing I repeat
But this is a fairy tale
Oh my god, it's so sweet!
Oh my god, man!
Oh my god, I've been so scared to watch like reactions to so my stuff cause I just get so nervous hearing what people are thinking.
But Emojian has got wild high notes. How is she reaching it?
stuff because I just get so nervous hearing what people are doing.
My emotion has got wild high notes. How is she reaching those high notes without pushing or
straining? Well it's partially because she's using her head voice which is a sound you can find by
also being an owl. Yes! This is a animal episode of Breath Roars today. If you create that dopey
husky space as well at the same time then you get a little bit more of that op-presence.
Become an owl husky. Yes! We can be owl husky!
I mean if this person is lying down, that is great knowledge of their voice.
You're very kind. You're very kind.
As quick as you can be.
I did do it in a blanket fort though. That is true.
That is true. That is true.
The sinus infection.
Oh my god! I'm gonna cry because he's...
Oh, he didn't hear that.
Okay, we're gonna listen to that really because she's holding it forever as well.
Okay, I see.
It's so extraordinary.
It is a mix of an extreme technical feat, beautiful and unique vocal tone, full on emotion,
And then this high note.
I sound like a spooky doer, holding up ever is no nice.
This note is achieved in whistle tone, that means only the edge of her vocal cords are
vibrating.
It actually requires a very very gentle airflow, so it's about being very very precise and
gentle and understanding resonance, which she's doing throughout her range fantastically.
listen to how women long this note is as well.
Yes, yes, what is amazing about this, it's not just the emotion, the amazing technique,
these beautiful high notes held for ever, this unique beautiful tone, it's the fact
that she is defying limits that most of us take for granted and doing all of that.
It's truly extraordinary.
Iron Mouse, you should be very practical.
Oh, thank you!
If you liked this, you might like some of these.
Thank you for watching and I'll see you in the next one.
I might die.
I'm fucking crying.
I'm fucking crying.
What the fuck?
Ahhhhh!
Man!
You know sometimes sometimes you it's tough it's tough you know I don't have the best
confidence with stuff, but it's very nice to hear such nice words and to hear people
say such kind things, you know, because you don't always feel confident in your ability all the
time. And despite everything, you know, I've been through a lot of pain and a lot of,
I've been through a lot of pain and a lot of different things in my life that have led
me to where I am today and I'm not everybody's gonna understand I probably won't talk about
everything that I've ever been through.
Believe in we who believe in you.
But I can tell you that the road that is my life has been paved with struggle and I will
fight for every day.
I'll continue to move forward as best as I can.
Because there's nothing in this world that I want more than to live.
That's uh, I feel like, I feel like, if I can give any message to the world, that's the
message that I always want to give out, and it's be kind and fight for your life I guess.
I don't know, grab life by the balls and make it your bitch, you know what I mean?
Because a lot of times like there's so many things in life that just
Not everybody gets a chance, you know?
A knife fucks us up a lot.
Ah!
Madame, thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
Thank you, thank you.
Ah.
You know?
You just twist life's balls.
Oh, you know, just twist life's balls
Airhead, thank you for the fire get this one. Thank you. Thank you airhead. Thank you. Oh, oh my god
Then thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs, thank you, thank you, thank you so much,
thank you!
Oh!
Oh, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs. Thank you. Thank you.
You too. Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs. Thank you.
Ah! This is why I can't watch those kinds of things!
Cause when people say nice things about me, I start getting emotional.
Cause...
You know, I'm doing things that I just never thought could ever be possible in my life.
Melos?
Thank you so much for the 20 gift themselves! What the fuck?
Thank you!
Thank you!
Mark, thank you so much for the 5 gift themselves! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you
Sonic Sonic, thank you so much for the five good
Mausie you are an incredibly strong person and you deserve to make life your bitch
I hope you keep continuing to make incredible things for us all to enjoy
Get loved you tiny dork we poo are a beacon of hope and positivity to your community
I am proud. I am proud. I am proud.
I am proud
I am proud
Oh
I am proud because these are things that I just never expected to do ever any of these
things so I didn't even think I'd be able to sing again so.
Every day is a gift for me, y'know?
Every day. Even bad days.
Cause that's what life is about, y'know?
Okay, okay, I'm calming down.
That song means a lot to me.
I hope Daryl understands and knows how much this song means to me.
she asked me to sing it I connected with it so well it's like you know it's not
just my song it is our song you know and I'm just honored that I got the
opportunity to sing it.
It was awe inspiring how you just started casually harmonizing with yourself while watching the video like holy.
And it's nice that I was able to do that and to be able to bring that song to life for Daryl
and for Wondoriku and for me.
It was just an absolute honor and I am overjoyed because I just connect so well with the
song and like it came to me at a very important time. Man this whole year has
just been so difficult you know. It's been so difficult, it's been it's been a tough
year and just when I think I it's it's it's over and and I could rest and it just
keeps on going but that's life you know what I mean it's all those crazy moments
that make you realize that you're living life because it without those
moments but what the fuck are we doing you know what I mean I got I I
I, it's crazy but it's like, I always say like I just wanna live but with streaming and all
the stuff that's happening like I got my wish I'm actually like living my life now so that's
why I'm, I'm grateful even for the shitty times as well as a good time you know.
Cause back then I was so sick I was just existing you know?
That's crazy, man.
And it's like, I see, I see, I see so many people like speculate about who I am, about
my life, about how I live my life, about what's going on in my life, about every little
aspect of my life, but it's like, they will never know, they will never know all the
shit that I've been through they won't know they just don't know they don't know
what it's like but I'm happy that I could share what I can with you guys and in
time one day we'll talk about more stuff you know what I mean but I'm just here
just to make you guys smile and laugh and just to have a good time that's my
purpose here and to live and to just have a good time you know
it's hard to be a man with a 12 inch dog but it's so hard to be a man with the
Okay, enough crying.
Enough, enough crying.
No more crying.
Ugh, that's not those things to me.
Hearing people saying those things does things to me.
Just remember that all the haters out there couldn't last five minutes in your shoes.
you know what told me that? Connor said that to me. Connor said that to me too. I remember
I was like I was crying to him on on on the phone.
Mouse Additionally, do you understand how far that song has reached? People who never
heard opera heard you and you impressed everyone and it's clear music box is a benchmark
of your will and power to conquer the stars.
Thank you, thank you. Connor said that to me, Connor said that to me and he said that,
because Connor knows, Connor knows like basically everything about me and he knows all about
my life and stuff so, he knows, I'll, I'll struggle there a bit through so.
Is that you monkey?
Oh brother.
Ugh.
Okay.
I need to laugh.
I need to laugh now.
Oh my god.
Just do not burn yourself out.
We will understand.
Thank you.
I gotta pull out the timer.
Oh my god.
I thought of the timer! Oh my god!
Hey, those birthday...
Thank you, my lady!
Thank you, my baby!
She looks so beautiful!
She looks so cute!
Oh my god!
She's so beautiful! Oh my god!
Every time I see her...
She looks so cool!
She looks so cute!
She's got helpers!
We'll get a little...
They are so cute!
Oh my god!
She's so cute!
That's just a beautiful occasion.
Yes, I had to put on my sunglasses as well.
She's so beautiful.
She's so cute.
My Doc and Doc is shared in my case.
It looks so cute.
Well, if I ever meet her in real life, I'm going to cry my eyes out.
Oh, look at all of my eyes.
She's so beautiful.
He has such a beautiful smile, he's so beautiful.
Yeah, unfortunately we couldn't drink.
We'll walk us through, man.
We got the World of Warcraft fans.
Yes, I have the Warcraft fan, of course.
Dude.
Of course, of course.
Aw, I got this, like, understain with the...
I love that.
I love that.
They're so made for each other, man.
It's great.
Fucking mystical.
I'm so happy.
You have the actual Evan star?
Yeah.
I just got it, cause like, it looks sick as fuck.
Like, it looks just like the one in the movie.
I know, yeah, yeah.
It's like an exact replica.
Yeah, and there are this tin right here.
I love that.
Tin hanging through my dingle line.
You want to see a really big sword?
Yes.
Okay, so basically this is called...
This is called...
This is called Tensordon, the light destroyer.
Basically this is where most of my power comes from.
Oh my god!
Yeah.
Yeah!
Sword!
So...
You want to touch it?
I don't know if I should.
I...
Ah, fuck it.
She grabbed a sword!
Lord of the Rings, cooking shrimp in cosplay. Oh god, that would go hard.
Oh, I need a night view.
Oh, how are you?
I love the fact that he lifted his leg into a picture.
Streaming in cosplay. Oh god, that would go hard.
He's wearing those- he's wearing those fucking sandalias, bro!
The fucking sock with sandals!
Oh, how are you?
Thank you.
Like, forever.
You're asking.
Where are you going?
Chris and me.
Yes.
Fuck.
So you want Tom Ford?
We don't.
You've even arrived.
Yay!
Thank you.
I'm just loaded.
We will complete our task.
Complete our quest.
You ready to fight?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Boys, we've got work to do.
Yay!
That was beautiful.
That was so cute.
Oh my God, that was a cutie.
That was the cutest thing I've ever seen.
That was so adorable.
Oh my God.
Oh.
Oh
What
How did this click it was from a year ago
Those from a year ago a year ago
One year, one year ago.
Oh my god.
He has the densest fur of any cat in the world.
Oh my god.
Not really to keep
He was ketchup to five rodents a day
I wrote in today
That's a lot of food
Top of the menu are those
And juggles
Yes, he ate my mouth a day, now he'll...
Oh, he's funding me.
Uh-oh.
Never mind, there are plenty more.
He just needs to stay focused.
Unfortunately, the longer he's out in the snow, the colder his paws become.
Uh oh.
Look at his fat paw!
He's licking his lips!
That paw!
He's licking his lips!
And he has only one way...
...to get the blood circulated again.
Oh, God!
That... could be one shake too many.
Uh-oh.
Rural.
He lost him.
Damn.
Damn.
Bam! A grumpiest cat in the world because he never gets his meal. Or a guy. It's not
his fault he stinks.
behind the scenes
Goot
Loot
and
Zoot
what
woot
it's footage
what... root
what... in the name of fucking god is this
what
I'm gonna freak out
behind the scenes
what?
what do you mean?
but you have to give me a break
what do you mean bro?
what do you mean?
Oh my god, no fucking way!
What is this bitch?
Oh my god!
Ugh!
He just hits the button to start stream?
Oh, I'm so excited about this! I'm so excited!
YAAAAAAAHHH!
GABANNNNNNN!
That's gonna be interesting.
I
Adios. Yeah, adios.
But maybe it'll come back one day. Maybe.
Maybe one day it'll come back. You never know.
I'll be back.
I'll come back one day, right, right, guys?
Right, guys?
Right?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
For Walter, you're eight minutes late.
Thy name has been recorded.
Do you know anything about my life?
No.
Good. The tide pours a threat to be destroyed.
Tell me ridiculous, he's my superior officer.
He's a welcome guest, and I am a good host.
Tell me where that groove is.
I don't know that, nobody knows that.
You are worthless.
I mean, so mean.
Don't worry.
You are nothing.
I'm on your side.
On your son, I have been since the very beginning.
So I've had another man deep inside me this whole time.
Oh, dear.
Ah!
You've to be your child, okay?
I can't take that.
It's clearly not cash, and I don't have time in my life for a time thing.
Kill them quickly.
Yes!
Don't listen to him.
You're a part of something much bigger than yourselves.
What the fuck?!
We take the hammer, and we will free Orpheus.
It's hammer time.
I love life!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome...
TO THE HALLOWEEN HIGHTS!
What's up, what's the plan?
The devil keeps the Orphic Hammer in his lair.
If we can find a way in, we can take it.
Perhaps you can sneak in disguised as an old leather chair.
Boil? You got your devil six?
Always. Then let's do this.
Let's break into the FBI!
You are so delicious.
What the fuck?
The hammer is ours.
Well we gotta sneak it out, so we need a distraction.
I'm on it.
Go on, enjoy your supper.
Oh man, how are you?
I guess I'll just have a cheeseburger deluxe couple of places to buy.
You'll find everything is in order.
Look! I'm already bladed!
What? How does everything fit so well? What the fuck?
Woohoo! Woohoo! I did it!
That is insane. Holy shit. What the fuck?
That's crazy.
That was a good edit. That was so good.
Bargain.
I
Help you
You think you can beat the champ I can take him blindfolded what if he's not blindfolded I
Can still be I
Believe you kid
I'm so confused.
I'm so confusable.
The evolution of Christmas music be like.
The Lord is the One who has created you.
Roman Christianity.
The Lord is the One who has created you.
The Lord is the One who has created you.
Early medieval?
Hi medieval!
Late medieval.
Oh
My god
Oh
Well, I still knocked oh
Shit
I'm telling you why
Rockin' around for Christmas, we never ask for your da-da-da
But we just know men with a happy jolly soul
Baby, baby, baby, cause I'm so far, far, far from you
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
Oh baby, oh baby
Oh baby, oh, hey!
Bumper, Christmas, you!
Oh, baby, oh, hey!
Number wide, Christmas!
Merry Christmas, I could care less!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wait what is Christmas in Latin America be like wait hold up, hold up, hold up I gotta click on this.
Hold up.
Hola antes de comenzar quisiera recordarte que el canal tiene patrion y buy me a coffee
por si quieres ayudarme a pasar las navidades gratis ok?
Wait I need to know!
Argentina is this true?
Is this true?
I have been at this truth!
I cheated!
Ha ha ha ha!
Is it how you are meant to pronounce Argentina?
Argentina?
Yes, it's Argentina.
Oh, shit, my god, that's not a way!
Why does a paraguay, are you okay?
Paraguay?
You passed Paraguay's like
UGH
Wait, hold on, I can't help but notice that I have another like
Hehehehehehehe
And then we have
Jesus fucking
Wait, what's happening?
HAHAHAHAHA
Help them!
Oh, my
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit, Brazil!
Brazil's beautiful!
Oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh my god
why peru looks trauma too
peru's like bro
It looks like they need to take a nap!
Kero, are you okay?
Ecuador! Yeah!
We love you
We love you
We love you
We love you
We love you
Hey, I know something's up
Colombia
Wow, Colombia
The pretty little girl of Christmas
What's up
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
haha
Oh my god, is Puerto Rico gonna be a beautiful lady? Please?
MAMI SONO NONO NONO
SONO NONO NONO
NONONONONONONO
PADAMA!
PADAMA BROW! Are you okay?
What?
PADAMA! What's going on man?
What's going on PA-TAMA?
Oh my god!
Wow Costa Rica!
Oh shit!
Honduras!
El Salvador!
What is happening here? Guatemala what's going on man what is happening Guatemala oh my god
What is going on?
What is going on?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey no fucking way!
Why we struggling too?
What's going on?
Well, you know what this makes sense.
Actually, you know what this makes a lot of sense.
This makes a lot of sense.
We are struggling.
We're struggling right now.
We're struggling.
We're fucking struggling.
It's true.
It is fucking true, man.
We are not okay.
Ayyyyyy!!
Ayyyy!!
S'llerny! S'llerny!
A-da!
Cumbia, Cuba, Cumbia Cumbia Cumbia
Thank you, mother!
We will keep you up!
Mexico
What happened with this box?
What happened here?
What happened here?
Meiko!
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
I don't know what the fuck is happening in this city.
Hello Isabel.
Ahahahah
Open up the party, here comes the dance.
Hey hey hey hey hey hey,
oh ho ho ho
California, what the fuck?
We are all together,
we are all together.
We are all together.
We are all together.
We are all together.
Ahahahah
No!
This is terrible!
Christmas in you
Now they're messed up bro
But we're out of struggling man
Latinos we're struggling man
That's fucked up
We're out of Latinos bro we're struggling in the US man
We are struggling
I
Don't say
Holy shit
This is all the Puerto Ricans getting away from the heat living in New York!
I'm gonna kill the New York Reakins!
Hahahaha
Why she look like my aunt though?
Hahahaha
Why New York look like my aunt?
She looks just like my aunt. What the fuck?
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Why she look like my aunt?
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Holy shit.
Hahahaha
Yeah, hipster aunt!
Oh my god!
That was cute. That was cute.
Feliz Navidad aunt.
What is this?
VTubers described by DraculaFlow?
WHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
WHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That's what my hellcat sounds like!
I'm picking up this Danny Phantom slime.
The bugs are back!
I come from a long bloodline Italian leather.
What are you got a bbl took that shit out because she couldn't run I got more
sticks in a fucking forest I have
sticks in a fucking forest I have the blueprint to the catacombs I need to kill
I need to kill!
I have the blueprint to the catacombs!
I need to kill!
I need to kill!
Rome wasn't built in a day!
Rome wasn't built in a day!
I need to kill!
Rome wasn't built in a day,
but this 9mm certainly was.
Yeah!
Shorty chose to be with a demon,
sounds like her problem to me.
Ah
Yeah, we get in that pirate Bay aliens shish kebab Cordy sev money
I hope the millions are real so that I have more things to fuck. I'm here
Hope them aliens are real so that I can show them to me
Yeah, we get in that pirate Bay aliens shish kebab Cordy sev money
I hope them aliens are real so that I have more things to fuck. I'm him
I've been him. I can feel the fungi munching on my brain. Ah! The worms! The worms! The worms! The worms!
On a full moon, I'll fuck anything. These white people are crazy.
I'll fuck anything!
These are my wives!
These are my wives!
What the fuck?
My two wives!
Black people are crazy!
Ass-so-fat, absolute m-
I'll fuck anything!
These are my wives!
These are my wives!
What the fuck?
My two wives!
Black people are crazy!
Ass-so-fat, absolute m-
So fat absolute meet you got me in a
Absolute meet you got me in a state of rigor mortis
I broke boy trying to come up on my Amazon package. So I skin disaster
I'm 12 million years old. I'm a dog. Yeah, I'm a demon. Let me take a deep sniff of that
Fuck it. I ate the
Shorty built like a South Park character. They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the Hibachi hot plate at Benningham and burned my fucking fingerprints.
They will not find me. Benichiwa. I will...
What the fuck? Oh my god, what the fuck?
I bought you hot plate at Benihana and burned my fucking fingerprints off.
They will not find me.
Penichi walk.
I will continue to be him.
It's Monkey Monday.
I can't believe I'm monkey.
I can't believe they added that shit.
Continue to be him.
It's Monkey Monday.
Show me that monkey.
I got interdimensional demons dropping the pen as we speak.
The Zaza got me talking like Hindu.
I had to up it in fashion district, shot it in talking to dimensional demons one day,
and I had a monkey.
I got interdimensional demons dropping the pen as we speak.
The Zajah got me talking like pengu.
I had to up it in fashion district, shot it into the Hermes store, and hit eight people.
I made sure all the Birkenbags run harm so that the hoes don't bug out on me about it later.
later slam zaza got me feeling like everything gonna be alright screaming
crying pissing shitting shooting ropes slowly faded into darkness and I let
the archangels take him ass so fat moving like French Montana I knew the
perk was fake but I still ate it because I'm a gremlin like Timothy
My Ducati leather trench coat, it looks like Timothy's Chalamet.
My Ducati leather trench coat, bright red, I look like 10 million crawdads fucking.
She was awestruck admiring the girth, the length, the texture, the vein thickness, blood flow, color, circumcision.
I keep my Glock at the Vatican. Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example.
I don't even need to brandish the nine. I'm pissing and drooling all over myself, howling and itching to take live.
Flip the whole brick into an empire. Stop playing with me.
They thought they could stop a demon, I'm back.
Ops wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant.
I'm moving like Oppenheimer. Screeching like a harpy eagle.
be eagle I fuck like it's for survival quantum computer I have seen the
Magna Carta I've seen the eye of horror I was flipping bricks for Monza Musa
before y'all even became a type 1 civilization nothing to me you stupid
Piece of shit.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
AAH!
Oh my god! What the fuck?
Holy shit!
UUUGH!
UUUGH!
AAAH!
That was fucking hilarious.
Then it's your friends I bet you send it to everyone I know.
Send it to everyone I know.
Every money I know.
I'm sending it to everyone I know.
I don't know.
Oh my god.
Today in Paris Walt Disney Imaginary showed off its new life-size...
Oh my god it's the Olaf robot.
It's the Olaf robot.
Have you seen how beautiful it is here?
You're right. It's charming.
Did you hear anything?
Yeah, that was strange.
Did you hear anything?
Surprise!
Oh my God!
What are you doing here?
I'm surprising you. Do they not know what surprise means?
He's a plurus. What a wonderful surprise.
Say hello to everyone.
Hi everyone.
It's the craziest little robot I've ever seen. Holy shit.
Oh my god.
He looks alive.
Well, listen, if you think it's a good idea, maybe we can invite them, just for today,
and open the gates of Aerondale to our special guest!
Oh, great!
Bye, everyone! Goodbye! See you there!
Oh my God, he's bigger than me!
I'm sorry, um, this isn't person. Which way's north?
I can't believe that thing is gonna be wandering around the freaking park.
What the fuck?
Just that thing just wandering around.
Just the little robot wandering around everywhere.
What do you mean Titanic compared to me?
What the fuck?
You met the maker of that robot during an IRL walkies at a con?
I did?
Was it the- Oh, was it the Star Wars walkies?
Is it that guy that made those robots at the Star Wars convention in Japan?
Oh my god, their work was crazy.
Their stuff was insane.
Some little angst kid is going to tip that bot over.
No!
Don't tip him over!
Leave him alone!
He's just a robot.
Leave him alone.
He's just a robot.
He's just a roby.
me alone he's just a robot even alone he's just a robot the
Roby
What
Where is this?
Eeeeh
We have the night. Uh...
Look at what she will do.
Oh, wow!
Oh, wow!
Yeah!
Yay!
Oh my God, she's so good!
I'll really, really, really go.
Oh, the best part, do the best part.
Oh wow.
She sounds so good.
But I feel so bad for everybody's ears in there because holy shit.
Holy shit.
She's probably projecting so hard and she's in such a small space, so it must sound so loud.
Oh my god, she is! She is flexing! She is flexing! Oh my god, she's flexing! She's flexing!
That's those are the types of pranks. I like that's a cute prank
It doesn't hurt. It doesn't really hurt anybody. Whoa. Yeah, it doesn't really hurt anybody
My god, she was flexing so hard she's not so good my goodness
You see you see what those people would do I had friends that used to do that stuff all the time
And I would always be like guys come on guys. We can't sing opera in public. Can we please not do this guys
Please like
It's funny people get so surprised
We think it's a surprise when they hear a singing. I'm like, oh god
I'm here like oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Can we like not do this guys, please?
Please?
Ugh!
Theater kids, yeah, the same kids that'll be like, I'm gonna stand up in front of everybody
and I'm gonna do this monologue on a table in front of the whole restaurant and it's
just like, please no, don't do it.
Please don't do it.
Please don't.
Please don't do it.
What a nerd.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
All of the cleaning with the Latina mom?
Oh my god
Oh my god
Help, what?
Oh my god
Did you hear me?
Did your aunt Gloria is coming and you know she loves to talk shit?
You're not gonna let me get the fuck out of here!
I feel all your space, you punk!
But I want this arbolito to look better than the ones in Disney World!
Hey, hey, stop it!
Wait, this is my mom!
You're not gonna let me get the fuck out of here!
Holy shit!
Why is she so angry?
She's not angry, guys.
She's not angry!
This is not angry!
This is lively Latina love.
Vibly, lively.
Is that okay, Impial?
Did you hear me?
Que tu tia Gloria es coming and you know
she loves to talk shit.
It's not angry.
Oh my God, it's like I'm hearing my mom.
Eh que nadie me ayuda a reta con her,
a casa con yo, nadie me ayuda siempre,
estoy aquí sola haciendo todo.
La la la la la.
Es fácil, pero nada.
I want this heartbolito to look better than the ones in Disney World.
Hey, hey, meda-
I'm not a stinky, stinky Nintendo!
I say, ayúdame por favor!
Hahahaha!
Dicky, Dicky Nintendo!
I'm not a stinky, stinky Nintendo!
I'm not a stinky, stinky Nintendo!
I'm not a stinky, stinky Nintendo!
Hey, hey, meda-
I'm not a stinky, stinky Nintendo!
Say, ayúdame por favor!
Bro...
This is my mom.
Like no joke.
I don't want to look at the pants in the oven!
What is happening?
You are not going to kill me!
So please, can I have this for me please?
You are covered baby Jesus!
He's not supposed to be born in this world!
It's true! Oh my god bro!
You have to cover the child Jesus. The child Jesus has to be covered if he is not covered before Christmas.
Don't cover him before Christmas, please, they haven't been born yet, please.
Child Jesus, and here he is covered, thank God.
Thank God.
Thank God.
It's just, he's not supposed to be born yet,
but we're not gonna see him in Jesus.
Guys, if you don't know, when we have like,
my mom is like this too,
she has tons of nativity scenes and stuff,
but in each nativity scene, the baby Jesus
is covered until Christmas Eve when it's born.
Baby Jesus is not around until the baby Jesus is born,
guys, okay?
You have to keep him covered.
And then once New Year's Eve, and New Year's Eve,
once Christmas Eve is over,
that's when you uncover the baby Jesus,
and then baby Jesus is born,
and baby Jesus can be seen.
You cannot see the baby Jesus before.
Baby Jesus is not born yet.
Get out of the way!
You're a criminal!
Marisa!
You're always as dirty as the one you used to be.
What's your problem?
I'm a criminal!
Get out of the way!
Get the hell out of here!
Get the hell out of here,
or you're going to get in trouble!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get the hell out of here!
Get the hell out of here,
That was so funny, holy shit, what the fuck?
That was so- I felt like I was looking at my mom.
You know what, I'm a better little caca, we never had pets so my mom never said the
better stuff but I remember my aunt oh my god my aunt had pets so my aunt was
always like
Get out of the house, please, fuck off! Get out! Get out of the house, please!
If you show it to your mom, will you please stream it?
I have to show it to my mom, but I don't think I'm not gonna stream it guys!
I'm not gonna freaking stream it!
I'm not gonna stream it guys, I'm not gonna stream it!
Meow!
I can't put my mom on a stream.
Well, why does YouTube keep doing this?
Critter snuggling in your hand is actually a stote.
Funny thing is, the fur of a stote changes color with the seasons.
It's brown in summer and white in winter, of different colors, but really beautiful.
As the tiniest weasel in the world, their eyes are relatively thin and round, black
and shiny.
But don't be fooled by its cuteness.
Wild stotes are really fierce.
They can even catch prey ten times their own size, and it's super lively and full of energy.
If you want to keep one as a pet, you might need a lot of time to keep it company.
And it's extremely fast and naughty.
You probably can't keep up with its speed at all.
Stoats are carnivores.
Young domesticated stoats are usually fed with animal food.
They are mainly fed with animal food.
Wild stoats usually feed on rodents, little birds, and insects.
Don't ever put a straining. It should be able to catch mice and cockroaches for you.
In some places, people even use it to catch bunnies.
They're so cute. Can you have a stilt as a pet or no?
I just feel like those are the types of animals that you shouldn't have as a pet.
A stout. A little stout. It would eat me? No! Don't eat me!
Don't eat me! Don't eat me please!
There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie.
For instance, number one.
Number one.
So whenever a film fad runs its course, there's a challenge posed to writers to subvert expectations
Or go somewhere new entirely the war on westerns have come and gone though various iterations have kept them afloat
Over the decades, but then there's the meta approach a film that serves to comment on a trend and twist it like a blood-soaked rag
Into something both reflective
Oh my god, that was crazy!
Bad guy.
Sadist.
Good guy.
But of all the genres, Rhypus for satire is difficult to think of any out there more highly
concentrated in its popularity than the slasher craze that dominated the late 70s and era
during which screen director Wes Craven played his own pivotal role with franchises like
The Hills of Eyes and The Nightmare on Elm Street.
Oh, that shot was crazy!
It was a golden age drenched in all manner of horror.
All while remaining founded on a few, shall we say, fundamental pillars, namely stalkers, sex and very high body counts.
And so you're probably off the off the box going to be making a film that's upsetting to adults and to the establishment.
But at the same time, we'll have sort of an electric attraction to
kids I would say that are you know in that sort of period between childhood and
adulthood and are having serious perceptions of what the adult world is
like a scariness of it 20 years oh my god the way she said that god I love 20
years old as if like 20 old youth from media obsessions of sexism to
systemic violence it was one of the first film fads a scale the feature
feature youth as prominently as it did, attracting young audiences from anywhere and everywhere.
No way.
The fatigue is a relentless bastard, and then as the half-life-
You're sick, damn, she's pushing 20.
What the fuck?
Shock factor inevitably decayed.
Many were finding the tweaked variables in the shape of new villains and victims.
systems did little good plugged into the same tired formula, as the 80s waned and the VHSH
boomed a subgenre that once mass murdered at the box office began to get churned through
the direct-to-video meat grinder.
And while diminished variety necessarily mothered some notable inventions, it was
clear that it was going to be a one-second channel, but hold on one second, what, what,
why do I always pause it at the weirdest time?
What the fuck?
Am I okay?
every time every time every time every time every time every time every time
ever done okay I don't know why for some reason no it never fails I was
pause it at like the most strange time.
Fear to many that the end of an era was nigh.
It was time to reflect back on what it was that defined the slasher craze's supernatural
strengths and its fatal flaws.
And so enter...
FINE!
Hello?
I love the screen franchise.
Yeah, what's this?
Who are you trying to reach?
Your mom.
I love the Scream franchise!
Yeah, what's this?
Who are you trying to reach?
Your mom.
Now Scream had it all.
And more.
Sex, gore, jump scares.
Scream has every key ingredient of the slasher sleigh
Scream does have it all!
and measured out to the drop.
Scream's great!
You've got your ensemble of rebellious archetypal white bread teens,
some tormented by trauma,
like our protagonist said others are driven by sex and social status naïve
everyone else you've got your abandoned house
it wasn't a satire that's true right wasn't it a satire on slasher
you can't subvert genre if you haven't mastered it first
that was so good the first movie was so good what you doing oh my god
Just chillin'
SCARY MOVIE!
For a parody franchise like Scary Movie,
retreads plots with a certain self-aware tone,
screen repurposes tropes to build genuine suspense
in unassuming ways.
So where-
Scary Movies were-
I like the first two, the other ones were whatever, but that's-
I- I just have to say, the first two Scary Movies were great
because the Wayne's Brothers were the ones working on it.
That's- that's all. You know what I mean?
I think after the Wayne Brothers, like, left, it wasn't as funny.
Oh...
Oh my god. So where are you?
right here.
Before finally relocking it,
once the killer is already
inside, giving him a chance
to get a fucking copy of the clip
that Kraygan actually subverted
just minutes earlier.
While it's now locked inside,
it's her own precaution that nearly
kills her.
Stupid.
But there's another face to scream
satire that comes out through
its own ostensible cheapness. Like Jason's plastic hockey mask, Mike Kruger's Garrest
Stripe sweater, the screen killers sport your, evidently, run-of-the-mill Halloween story
ghost mask. A nod to historical necessity, yes, but this is more than just a link to
the Jamba's low budget roots. It also serves a narrative function. To the unusually
everyday killers, the costume provides complete anonymity. From an intentional lack of uniqueness,
Comes the perfect disguise.
If anyone can buy it, anyone can wear it.
True.
But even the process of identifying the killer is subverted.
In Scream, suspects aren't eliminated as characters are killed off.
Because characters aren't really killed off.
Not at first.
Now outside of the Drew Barrymore prologue and the death of Fonsi that was only thrown
in later at the best of producers.
The first death is over an hour into the movie, at which point all the usual suspects, either
pure innocent, but have no alibis, were pure guilty, and do.
I feel like a lot of people appear guilty.
That's what I felt like when I was walking in.
It was just like, for everything, everybody is fucking guilty.
Who is it?
Until...
We all go a little mad sometimes.
And then this happens!
boyfriend plays his hand and reveals the wild card that's kept his crimes hidden for so long.
Stuart, a second kid.
God dammit.
Surprise, Sydney.
Structurally, it's an absolute knockout of a twist and one is timeless yet unprecedented
within its genre as a particularly new story while road revealed.
Yes, it is, it is Matthew Lillard.
about the whole world of kids who watch these films and you know how it affects
their idea of reality and what I think is it's you're dealing with fear basically
you're dealing with fear and you have to get through to those fear and that way
you have to know and Scooby-Doo comes out really have to cross the line so that
you can elucidate those fears in a way put them into a film in a way that
goes beyond necessarily a good taste or what is proper in the society all these
idiots, bro. And I think about that part where they're like, oh, it's corn syrup. And then they stab each other and I'm like, this guy is so fucking stupid, bro. What fucking idiot.
The meta approach is, by definition, a limited one, as all it has to reference are the films that preceded it. So as a masterstroke of meta horror, Scream serves as a fitting bookend to a film craze dominated by young people and predicated on a young person's
fears, fears of the unknown, fears of the world, don't come to inherit. But alas, what
better way to confront those fears than to put some form, grab some friends, squeeze
around a television, and experience them together. Just don't forget to look behind
you.
Oh boy.
Hey everybody, today's video-
Hey everybody, today's video was cool, that was cool.
I like the scream franchise, it's always been great, I think, not, you know, some
of them were better than others, they weren't all perfect, but it's still a good franchise,
you know?
Eww.
The scream queen still going the show?
Oh my god, I remember that show.
Oh, it's Ariana Grande and then all of a sudden she gets murdered and then she's like,
She sends out a tweet, and she's like, I'm dead!
BOOM!
Oh! The lion! I like bugs!
Oh, that's so cute. Cat is cat, no matter the size.
Cat is cat, and cat likes bugs.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Oh my god, there's something rising up!
Oh my god!
Oh, take my strong hand!
Take my strong hand, please!
Oh, yeah, hi guys!
Take my strong hand!
Oh, thank you!
Oh, I see it!
Oh my god!
Oh no!
Whoa, whoa!
Drop a coconut from up there!
Yes, I got one!
Whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, I'm gonna pee on you!
WHAAAA!
You alright?
Is your spheri good?
Yeah, they are.
Only the red and yellow ones, not the green.
The green means poison.
What color did I just eat?
It was orange.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
What the f***?
What the f**k is that?
Did he die?
Did he die?
It's okay.
It's okay.
Babe!
Babe!
Oh no!
Oh no, he's dead.
It's alright.
Orange mask.
I was crying at the end.
It was a whole thing.
I couldn't stop feeling it.
The grape-solving lady like, oh, oh, oh.
No.
It's my fault.
I left the cannon.
I should have never let that cannon.
I should have never let the cannon.
Oh, God.
Oh my God.
I lost so hard that day.
I'll have so hard that day.
The whole day.
I'll have so hard.
We're doing it.
We did it.
You guys want another pig?
Are you sure you want another pig stream?
Hello?
Guys?
Yes, yes, yes, please.
be doing in our peace reign
omg
I love peep too, peep is my favorite though
peep
Break!
Break!
Break!
Break!
Break!
Break!
What?
What is this?
Oh
Oh cool
Whoa, that's so cool
Sonya Sonya just on the front me Sonya
Paul this is so sick what the fuck
I love shit like this
Oh my god he's getting a tiger tattoo
Look at him
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Well it's censored so it's fine.
What the fuck was this clock out?
What the fuck was this clock out?
What the fuck was this clock out?
What was this clock out?
Was that dude's clock out? What the fuck? His little blue clock?
What in the...
What in the fuck?
There's no blue dick out!
Yeah, but it was censored, so it was mine.
Is this Avatar?
Yeah, that was Avatar. How did you know?
How did you know, bro? That was Avatar.
How did you know that was Avatar, huh?
The last clock bender-
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Come on in, guys.
I live in, I guess, what people are calling a haunted house
for cheap rent.
You know, at first it was pretty scary.
I like to believe I doubled it pretty good
when I first got here.
Ah!
Wait, I've only seen parts of this on Tiktok.
Ah!
You know, it's a lot to deal with between the looming.
Check out, he's in the corner.
All right.
Yeah, he's looming here.
Put this in your pocket.
Hey, man!
You know where you are?
The dragging.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
The withering one.
You know, but you get used to it pretty fast.
And then some of the stuff's just annoying,
like the whole cabinet thing, you know?
During the night, slam, slam, slam.
It's pretty frustrating at first,
but when you learn how to deal with it, you know,
not that bad.
You just tape them closed, and they're pretty weak.
They can't break the tape.
I forgot my cup.
And then there's like the weird stuff that happens,
like the whole red, levitating thing.
That's always weird, but hey,
hey, you guys actually saw that.
What the fuck?
I broke my record that day.
It was great.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Um, hey, how hard did I get if you don't mind?
What do you say here?
I mean, your head almost touched the ceiling, so...
Yeah, and the day-to-day life adjustments take some time to get used to.
Like, I had to start showering outside because the shower drain's mean.
I'm serious.
Yeah, he's just right over here. It's on the floor.
Oh, it's a good thing.
Nice glasses, Toddie.
Told you.
And the other weird stuff's like a little bedcloth.
Oh, my God.
Oh, that was a weird one to get used to.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God!
I don't know what that is, but if you try to fight it, you'll pull every muscle in your body. It sucks.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yeah.
Dude, uh, do you hear that?
Yeah?
Yeah, this'll happen to you.
Okay.
Yeah, it's fine.
Yeah, one of the hardest things about living here is probably all the new roommates in and out all the time.
Uh, something always happens to them, like, uh, roommate 81, for example.
81!
Hey, you guys wait here, I'll just, I'm gonna check on him.
Hey, buddy!
Oh, you got a little demon in your brain?
Yeah, I-
Whaaaaaaat?
Yeah, it's like one of your friends are crying. You don't really know what to do. You know what I mean?
You doing a little backward head praying?
Yeah, I'm sure you'll feel better soon.
Yeah, or roommate 44? Toilet mimic? It's class.
Toilet mimic?
It does suck, and I did try to warn him a lot all the time.
He was my greatest friend.
And of course, roommate 13, he's actually right behind you right now.
What?
Yeah, it's unfortunate. I think he had a bad deal with a gin. It turned his skin to liquid, huh?
Is that what that is?
Yeah, it's his hair.
So, what kind of remake was missing like this?
We usually just call it emergency contact.
Oh, Mrs. Ficklstein?
Your son was kidnapped by ghosts.
Unfortunately, remake 13 didn't leave an emergency contact, but he did leave this book.
Yeah, it was actually, I guess, technically just in his skin view while I was cleaning it, I found it.
This book used to take this everywhere.
I've always wanted to know what was in it.
Uh-oh.
Die.
Well, uh, that's what getting cursed looks like
We got to talk to Frank
Yeah, he's just right back here. Sorry about all the wooden crosses. We end up having to build them
13 and I found Frank a few years ago and we trapped him in that room
The electricity works near his room
He's a bit eccentric
We ended up putting the hole in the door so that we could still talk to him without opening it
Because he will open it and he has a thirst for faces that only faces can quench
Right yeah Frank's great with curses he actually can answer a lot of questions
he's he's a weird one you gotta give him a meat offering or he won't help you're
in there bud and he always wants a damn hot dog I don't know what that is all
right yeah eats it right out of your hand like a horse but he only answers
in one word and it hurts you every time you do it how do I cure this
Where does it look like?
Oh.
Uh oh.
Yeah, last time I talked to Frank, he took a couple of these bad boys.
And this time, I only took with a couple of childhood memories.
So it's not that bad.
And I don't know which memories it took because I can't remember.
So it's fine.
Frank says 13 is how we break the curse so I guess we got to do a say on so let's just
Grab a couple of items and do a quick sense. No big deal. It'll be fine
Sorry, I just really didn't expect 13 room to be completely covered in chains and locks that was that was pretty shocking to be honest
It's funny little shits. Yeah, it's a big joke. Son of a
Hey, better close that door. Yeah, I'm sorry you guys had to see that. I just had to be sure the door was definitely locked in.
It is, for sure.
I really feel like I would have heard him installing all those locks.
Hey man, I'm gonna install a bunch of locks and chains on my door, alright?
Huh? He must have been really lucky about it. What a s*** little guy he was.
Yeah, and I already tried all spare keys I have and none of them fit the door, so that sucks.
One thousand.
No, dang it.
Is that how many rooms are in this house?
Oh god, no, no, absolutely not.
There's way more rooms than that.
How many rooms are in this house?
You know, it looked like a cultist symbol,
but there wasn't really any signs. He was a cultist.
I am a cultist.
Oh my god.
There's nothing you can't do.
Now that you mentioned it,
there might have been some signs, actually.
Like how he was really into that closet
in the living room. Man, he loved that thing. You know what? Looking back, he actually might
have mentioned something about it. Yeah, there it is. It's right there. I knew it. Yeah, I think
I was a little bit too excited about the whole meat mountain fiasco. That one's on me. Either
way, I have a foolproof plan that'll definitely get us in the room. Don't worry.
Uh-oh. Well, that pretty much confirms that 13 chains or whatever that is,
they're protected by some sort of sigil or something. I don't know. But
Nighttime here is really dangerous. You got to know how to use the old few box or I guess circuit
I don't know. I'm not a mechanic, but that's all right. I have another great idea
Oh
I'm going.
Oh, God.
You're really starting to scare me, are you okay?
I don't know to be fair, it was pretty much inevitable that you'd meet those guys but
that's on me, I should have warned you.
Are you okay over there?
Hey, I need your help.
Come here real quick.
I need your help.
I don't do that.
Don't do that.
No, this is not the rest of the doppelganger.
Use the cross when I gave you the tinny pocket.
Touch him.
Much is not oh, he's gone. Look is he left?
Yeah, it's called a doppelganger. They make a copy of someone. Oh my god in the basement
It's pretty scary, but they're bad at their job. They were my long-lost aunt
We found her. Yeah, would you believe I've somehow managed to get every single one of the good seasoned Doritos?
Ah, that's not me. God. We're doing oh man. You can have my Doritos son of a bitch
Oh, whatever. All right, by the way, those are both doppels just so you know
That was weird, really.
It was a thrust or something.
They're pretty bad.
They really, they get crafty.
You really have to be on your toes.
How can I tell if it's really you or them?
Here, let's do this.
Come here.
Follow me.
No, we gotta stop now because it's time.
It's time.
It's time that video's hilarious.
What the heck?
That guy's so funny.
It's time, Chad.
It's time.
It's time.
It's time.
It's time.
It's time.
time
man hmm yeah though don't put the link
in chat don't worry you put the link
but it's
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wait hunter wait is that that person is that okay I could have sworn I saw the banner is it like
a very muscular... muscular... person? A muscular guy?
I think I saw a banner, but I could be wrong.
We're getting legacy agent improvements and the story jump for lax players to continue with the newest main story
even if you pause at one, uh, or did not finish 2.0 or 2.4!
Oh, it's a lady! Oh, wait, it's a lady?
There's a reduced grind messaging, including use of battery charge and ether battery for
faster daily clears, and a mobile vibration experience.
So today we're going to take a look at what's new in version 2.5, and we're going to be
watching the special program called To Be Fueled For The Night.
We'll be watching that, and then we'll play the game.
So first we watch, then we play.
I hope that's okay.
First we watch, then we play.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm excited to watch the special program.
Watch the special program with me.
The special program.
Hey.
I'm bad as big robot man. I like big robot man.
古特地前来想遗旋师父门下的各位心境同盟通风暴行
除外心中所获 无物便将一一揭晓
耶稣人师兄下落不明 耶稣光师典隐情难亏
而另一边 沙拉机关算尽 十足之力 夫数没离
天意之术 又微难撤
I never expected he'd be the hardest to let go of the path that by Zura has never walked away
When fate shits, shadow flies, blessing and curse, joke, and-
He's beautiful!
One thought leads to heaven, the next to the universe.
Using the creator's power would be nothing short of a-
I can't see so cute!
Whee!
Who is this cutie?
It kills the victory of the chicken, Arwen!
Who is this cutie and also oh my god she got stompy legs she's so cute
I saw this move, bunny slash combo
Oh she's a little bunny!
It's time to cut some trouble
Don't push yourself you shimbo
If she's the light then I'm her shadow
If she's the saint hi boi
Then I'm the one who has the dirt
Oh, she's a puke!
I'm gonna ride the wind.
Free is the sky.
Blood as the bomb.
Soul as the vow.
Oh wow!
Become one!
The measure of steel
slices the world through.
Scaring the fate of all endless arrows,
bound by the wishes of all living beings.
I am all life.
love will be the end of me but actually it's not like that love is a miracle a
strength a warm hand that pulls me back to the world when I'm falling into
endless darkness thank you for remembering me I didn't realize we'd
already made so many wonderful memories together no matter how
How imperfect this world is, it's still worth saving.
Bad day voice, whoo!
Hello everyone, welcome to episode 2.5 of the Jue Qilin.
Oh my god, their outfits are so cute!
I thought of the last chapter.
In the last chapter,
the night light used the power of the light
to protect everyone.
It defeated the evil spirit.
But our senior Ye Shi Yuan
left alone after the sacred prayer.
In the story,
the light's memory seems to have some problems.
Fortunately,
the gods are with him.
That's right.
As everyone knows,
the light can bring the power of the sword
to the master,
But her price is also very cruel.
Her work will make the owner lose her memory.
Oh no, she's gonna lose her memory.
She's a helpless person.
She's in pain.
What? Why die in agony?
Oh my god!
What?
What a terrible fate!
I also found out that the younger brother, Ye Shi Yuan, Ye Senior,
was always looking for a way to save him.
He left because of this.
Where did he go?
Can you check it out?
The place where Senior went was closely related to the stone master mentioned in our previous story.
Not only that,
the power of Qingming Sword and the stone master is closely related to the power of thousands of miles.
The crisis of the Liamnian Airways was never over.
There was a more ancient power that was growing,
正盤聚集中纯纯遇动。
接下来的故事,我们将会找到来门洋山洞内生藏的秘密和真相,
解决威胁之卫菲蒂的最终危机,
甚至无法避免的需要直面使主力量的本源。
而下有小词,
Oh my god.
这会是卫菲蒂的终觉之将了。
话又说回来,
能与使主力量抗衡的还得是我们的代理人了吧?
不止是小光小照,
是不是也能见到之前的朋友啊?
This one is for everyone to leave a comment, please look forward to it.
That's right.
Next, let's turn the camera to Xiao Guang and Xiao Zhao, the two-dimensional man.
For Ye Sheng Guang, everyone should not be unfamiliar with him.
Xiao Guang is a former disciple of the Shenzhang family,
and he is also the owner of the Qingming Sword.
Some of the new friends may have also found that
the white-haired Ye Sheng Guang, the tone of the words,
the overall feeling and the common sense we have,
It's so cute!
It's so cute!
Many people feel that being chosen is a kind of honor, but for him, it is more like a responsibility and a price that cannot be avoided.
But just like what we said before, it is because they are beyond their own shadow that they can become true themselves.
Xiao Guang has also been through the darkest darkness to choose people who are bright and bright.
Even if you face the enemy that you cannot resist, he will still be determined to show his strength.
That's right.
It's such a lucky day for Xiao Guang.
That's why he's the biggest fan of the show.
Xiao Guang is the biggest fan of the show.
He's so pretty.
He's the most popular celebrity in the world.
He helped the gods and made his own growth.
He's the biggest fan of the show.
Xiao Guang is the reason why he's the biggest fan of the show.
Please look forward to it.
In addition, Xiao Guang's short film will also be released later.
What kind of story will it be?
Don't miss out on the show.
Apart from the light, there's a friend who wants to meet you.
He's from the black-and-white group of Kampus.
Oh my god, this is so cute!
The inside of the black-and-white group is really pretty.
Wait, the cute little bunny girl!
The color of her eyes is very beautiful.
I heard that she's a fan of the dark-and-white group.
That's right.
The black-and-white group has a very high evaluation of her.
They say that she's so cute!
Oh, if she sees this, she'll be very happy.
It's so cute!
I'm an ankle monitor
That's the one, bro
Oh, cute!
I can't wait to see it.
I can't wait to see it.
I can't wait to see it.
This is also something that we call the light of light.
That's right, we will see that the Chinese people can't fight against that.
In addition, in the story of the book, we will also see the teacher of the god, Carlos Arna.
We also remember that we first came to the place of Wei Fei to find the teacher's photo.
Yes, but what we actually found is not just a photo, but a more cruel truth.
What is the relationship between Carlos and Shishu?
Did he really give up?
And what did he leave behind?
These girls are about to reveal our secret.
Besides Carlos,
he has been in contact with the mayor.
Don't forget to tell him.
And the news he brought
is going to make us feel better.
Please look forward to it.
In fact, the monster we saw in the last battle,
after the rescue,
some abnormal events occurred in the space.
That's right.
Because of some special effect,
a part of the space was lost.
It appeared in front of the public.
No, it's not.
It's in the middle of the night.
The zombies will enter this new area.
The search for the ruins in the space
will solve the abnormal crisis.
This is a big problem.
The scale is small.
From the traces of the ruins, this place used to be very lively.
But the ruins of the ruins in the west were left behind by the ruins,
and the treasures buried under the wall of the ruins.
Through the tunnel to the front,
the Shenzhangs would come to the core area
and build a space in the corner of the hill.
Eh?
The legend seems to be a bit familiar.
In fact, in the past few pages,
there were similar events in other places.
Loading route!
It's flowers.
It's a bit strange, but the area ahead is waiting for the new version to be explored.
But please be careful when you go into the exploration.
In the shadow of this waste, there are also some dangerous guys.
For example, there are a lot of strangers who will leave the world and go to the other side of the road.
Yo, those things look like those nasty, uh...
I like those things, they kind of look like the books from H&R
Wut?
What?
Oh God
I'm gonna try
I'm still here, I'm still here, hello!
If you don't get rid of the attacks, you won't stop.
This time, the Shenzhangs will win some enemies that have special combat skills.
It's different from the past.
Let's welcome the Shenzhangs to challenge.
I love you.
So many new enemies.
I love you.
I don't want to.
Did you just say that here is a treasure?
The name of the game sounds very suitable for the treasure hunt, right?
Little light can move fast through the lines of the flight.
Everyone can experience it in the main line and in the activity.
These are indeed a master.
The way they are displayed is so cool.
But after a long time, where is the treasure?
We still have no idea about the secret of the underground area.
But we can look down on it now.
In the 2.5 version of the corresponding mission,
the soldiers will come to the magical room at the end of the exploration.
If you can't open the key, you can take the treasure.
In addition, the generals will not be able to meet some kind of protection.
If you treat him well, he will treat you well.
With the help of his generals, he will only hide the reward.
It seems that the new area of the investigation is really property rich.
Yes, in fact, it is not only to collect treasures,
but also to collect some stories.
This time we will launch a new shopping shopping system
so that it is convenient for everyone to collect the items that are on the way.
沈將們在探險中可以順便搜羅一下附帶有趣故事的收集品
來到陳輝平的不演文玩小鋪
交給建多時廣的資深店長黃花梨
沒錯不演文玩小鋪終於要開放了
作為一家經營文玩預期的視頻店
不演對外主要是販售和回收一些古老的稀罕物件
但針對像沈將這類特殊人群也開放特別約
Please.
Mr. Yu is here.
This artifact is known as the Coalescence Fessel.
Research shows that it's inner walls contain roughly 3,000 in a hollow ether data traces, but the right equipment can even relay glimpses of consciousness from just before the hollow disaster.
Like I once believed it once a long time, it's all just overseeing the used to record and transmit the collective memories in new areas recently.
Look at this! What the word?!
The evidence of your crimes is fully documented. I'll hand this over to new-eridu public security.
At what point did the treasure part start?
Whoa!
Those ears and the tail looks like a very rare thiron lineage.
Mine ring!
Um, sir, I understand your job is to appraise rare antique items, but examining a person like an-
She's a person! You- you freak, leave her alone!
I'm sorry, I couldn't hold that in. Please excuse me, Mr. Tarky.
No, I'm sorry. My occupational habits may be annoying, I know.
Oh my god, imagine you're on a date with a guy and he starts appraising your values.
If you want to go back to your previous work, you can also go back to the previous story.
You can also go back to the previous work.
You can also go back to the previous work.
You can also go back to the previous work.
That's nice.
And the new project is now completed.
You can complete the first and the last part of the project.
At the same time, we have also improved the pre-production of the main line,
allowing the captain to be able to quickly pass the pre-production of the main line,
no matter what kind of progress,
no need to worry about it.
Finally, we will share some detailed experience with you.
We have increased the tasks for the future
of the team, and we have also increased the selection of the team's effects.
The captain can automatically turn on and turn on the main display function.
Next, we will talk about the situation of the team's battle.
This time, it's a bit special because it's made by the battle planers.
To bring them to the battlefield.
The lock table is really pretty.
Let's see what it's made of.
I'm not really into light woods. I like dark woods.
But it's really nice.
Oh, wow.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Nice!
Oh, he looks satisfying to play.
Oh no! Wait, thank you so much for the raid!
Thank you for the raid, I've been faced with three fights.
Thank you for the raid, what's going to get up to you?
Hello everybody, we are taking out them some heroes today.
Welcome, welcome on in.
Oh my god, he's insane.
Oh my god.
Holy... Oh my god.
I need her too!
Don't be the bunny!
Oh, she's so cute!
She's so cute! Oh my god!
What the hell is this?
Oh my god her run animation is hilarious!
Wait, don't be coded!
I did I oh my god
I just love the whole like small girl be that sword you know
Like that
I like it
They're so cute!
And finally, let's take a look at Zhao's actual performance.
At the beginning of the fight, you can use other players to attack the enemy,
and also to create a double-hook.
When the double-hook skill is changed to a double-hook,
you can use your full-time power to move your right eye to the left side of the wall,
and bring your full team to the right side of the wall.
And then you can quickly use your resources to attack the enemy.
You can also use your full-time skill to attack the enemy,
and also you can create a full-time skill to use your full-time skill to attack the enemy.
If you use your full-time skill to attack the enemy,
If you can release the barrier, you will be able to get a double kill if you get hurt by the enemy.
Look at that, look at that big...
What?
A big double finger!
She has a lot of potatoes, they're so cute!
Here is potato one you've ever seen!
After that, he will jump like a platform.
When you are unable to finish the game, you will start the attack,
at the same time, you will shoot at enemy's launch when you are on the move.
If you are with the team of Xiaoguang, Yaya will be very happy.
Attack is also very important.
When Xiaoguang enters the famous scene,
Yaya will try to hit the sword with her soft voice.
After that, you will see the new team.
You will see it continuously.
After the game, Yaya will summon a big sword
and make the enemy split into two.
Potato!
Potato!
Potato!
Let's take a look first.
I think it's a warm-up for the rest of the team.
I've already predicted your prediction.
Let's show them the preparation.
Let's take a look together.
So beautiful.
Mr. Du is the best.
You're so red.
This is what we hope
can change in the 70s.
There should be a more orange color
with this special special skill.
One shot.
In fact, when I first saw
how strong Zhang Li's special skill was,
I was speechless.
This sword is so small.
It's so powerful.
It's so powerful.
It's probably this kind of feeling.
Redemption Pro.
That's pretty cool.
Oh it's until 2.21.
No!
I'm late!
I'm sorry I'm so late everyone.
Aww.
No!
Wait but I have a cold don't I?
I have a code, don't I?
You have a code.
Yeah, I have a code.
I do!
It's in chat.
Oh my god.
New Year's resolutions.
Oh, I gave up on those long time ago.
I would see your chronicles.
I would see your chronicles.
Three Trials?
Oh, is this a stopper from losing your memory in Senpi?
Three Trials?
Oh, is this a stopper from losing your memory in Senpi?
Welcome Senpi.
The green tiger.
必須有的,其實剛進入令鏡,小世界就揭霍了清明劍的新能力擊斬,不僅能對敵人造成大量傷害,還可以更快地進入明星鏡。
另外,神將還可以逐漸激活小光的Tip技能,解鎖個人戰鬥爭議,還有擊斬的特別劍招。
這是探索的深入,神像還可以陪小光在建築試煉關卡中對戰更多強敵
聽說七名艦的利潤建築也都曾挑戰過他們
全部完成後還可以解鎖夢魅連戰關卡
挑戰最終幾人,達到一定的分數還可以獲得排行榜上的對應稱號
完成活動還可以獲得A級英勤,千衣靈敵,神像時裝配式,艙索龍訪問器等獎勵
接下来要介绍的活动,原写调查神之弥功,是我们一个新战斗玩家的活动。
原写调查,同理的意思是说,
重新调查,不再是一个人的活动,而是需要以其他神像共同组织,
共同组织,共同协作战斗,
活动中有三种不同组织机制的战斗关卡,
同志官,是雷电反击的活动。
不仅需要在政治的时机使用召价机缘,将雷电谈到敌人身上,
而且戒之落雷被敌人造成伤害。
Oh my god!
Oh my god, that's so cool!
Finally!
Oh, that's nice, we get to play with our friends now!
That's pretty cool!
Oh, that's nice, we get to play with our friends now!
The real thing is hanging out.
It will enter the official battle.
You can also use the tools of the whole team to revive.
Oh, I have to communicate with my teammates.
If you need help, you can save me.
Okay, no problem.
In this event,
we have nine generations to choose from.
In addition to many types of battles,
some generations will also have a new style
to bring everyone to experience.
I recommend that you use your own investigation.
The members of the team will also work with the generations
to create a new area
and face the final battle of the battle.
But it seems that there are many new forms and moves
that are similar to the previous ones.
We need you to cooperate with us to complete the event.
You can also take part in the event
called Flying Spirit Award.
In order to make it easier for you to find the answer to the same question,
we also made some social related functions
that will be introduced to you in the future.
We have always been paying attention to
what we are looking forward to about the series.
But during the production process,
we also found that
The gameplay design needs to constantly break down the enemy's base.
So in 2.5 minutes, we will first take action to break this wall.
I hope that while the players are experiencing it,
they will also be able to help us improve our later game.
In order to remind everyone of their expectations,
let's go away and then we'll bring it back.
First, we have brought a whole structure.
We will use a total of 7 defense lines to adjust to 4.
We have reduced the gap to a relatively repeatable level.
Besides that, we will also have a new 5th defense line.
The difference between the 5th defense line and the new 5th defense line is different.
The players need to pass three challenges first.
At the same time, we will pass three challenges
to the overall evaluation of the 5th defense line.
It sounds very challenging.
Will there be any changes in the structure of the game?
Yes.
In the 5th defense line,
we also added the new defense system.
In the 5th defense line,
Oh my god.
Oh, nice.
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, you try, my friend, selfy nice.
Selfy very fun.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You try, my friend. Selfie time. Selfie way fun.
Oh, that's a bit cool.
Oh, that's a bit cool.
Smart recommendation.
More recommendation.
Okay.
One.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
and let the gods experience the fun of different battles.
Not only that,
the gods can also try to manipulate the night light
and the special battle experience
of the two opponents
under the influence of the wind.
That's right.
Don't forget to use
the special skill of the little king.
Add it.
Complete the活動,
it can take away the sound of green glue,
flying lanterns, and rewards.
This time,
are we preparing
some easy and fast-paced活動
for the gods?
Well,
Oh, this is what I'm excited for!
This is what I'm excited for!
Oh, they're so cute!
So the new activity is also very leisurely.
After all, have you heard of the legendary
in Weofeed?
Yeah, when I first travelled to California in April,
I heard many people were inconvenient to seek for the dragon.
How could you miss out on such a chance?
In the new Student Children's Festival event,
you made a different Night Dance.
You wanted to help the homeless and lose money,
and helped the school teachers together.
You can get a Pellopin every day and you can get a Pellopin in the sea.
As Nick said, you can make a lot of money if you just use the Shenzang Dongdong Gubo.
How do you feel? He has made a lot of important points.
You just need to use Dongdong Gubo to help Shenzang and help.
Nick can make a lot of money.
This is really hard to say.
Actually, I wanted to learn about the Shenzang Dongdong Gubo when I was on the previous show.
In addition to the upcoming activities, our long-term website also has a new update.
First, let's introduce the new activities of the zero-combat.
The new challenge mission for the new S&G agent, Night Light, and He Zhao
is also a new challenge for their two-body-hold combat calm plan.
相应的,霍首金面战也将一并追加全新内容。
欢迎神仗们参加挑战,获取飞龄等活动奖励。
神仗们熟悉的双倍活动也一定不会缺席,活动期间,区域寻房和史战模仪式的材料掉落都将引来双倍up。
区域寻房还将有新的关卡追加,挑战可以获得新增的驱动盘系列,仓狼行歌和柳光永判套装。
And we also have some tips on how to use the remote control.
As you all know, when you are in the high level of the control,
you can use the remote control to set up the main function of the remote control.
In the new version, we will add the secondary function of the remote control
so that the gods can set up the remote control that they want more accurately.
That's great! What kind of tool can you use to set up the remote control?
A pair of shoes can be exchanged by the remote control 2-1.
At the same time, in addition to the shoe box,
In addition, we will also increase the power supply of the bridge bridge engine in the rear of the battlefield.
And after the update of the 2.5 version, we have reached the 40th level of the god general.
After completing the impression of the new leader of the negative system,
we can directly get a core of the evil.
Not bad, not bad.
In addition, I also want to warn you that the new level of the Spirit Realm Pryon is in the tension.
It will be in the 2.6 version.
You can pay attention to the difficulty mode of the Spirit Realm Pryon.
到即时还没有拿完奖励的神匠客抓紧啰
讲到这里,我们是不是该呼叫那位特别来宾了
这时候给我们项目组的首席福利官阵语
有一些话想要和谁他们说
但是在那之前呢我要先插播一条战术商的广告
什么?在制作人和战创之间
现在选择的是战术商
Oh, how beautiful!
《小小城在暗鸟》
过去信息洪流
本节目由帮歌大
特别赞助播出
I love you
大家好 我是圣女
好久不见
The second season of Jue Xuling has passed.
With the introduction of the story,
we will come to the most important stage of this season.
The moment of the season.
To all of you who have seen it together,
you must be very impressed.
On this journey,
we have tried to change the format
and have encountered a lot of challenges.
Under your support,
we have been able to create this wonderful journey.
In order to respond to your support,
I would like to share with you
the determination to continue to invest in this matter.
This year's 2.5%
Jue Xuling will launch the next
Oh!
He didn't understand!
As for the stronghold of the old players,
the team has always been very concerned about the feedback of the players.
We also sincerely listen to the players' voices and not only their current roles.
Therefore, in the near future,
we will not only continue to push forward the strengths of the current players,
but will also cover all the long-term roles of the players.
At the moment of this special edition of 2.5,
we feel that the birth of a team of players is not enough.
We also hope that the players
will not be too exhausted in this adventure.
So we also prepared a special gift.
I want my special gift. What is it?
After you guys update your home, you can enter the game to get the gift.
The limited edition version of the game.
The game will be given to you as a gift from the game.
They are the newbies of the game.
They are the newbies.
I hope they can be more relaxed in the battlefield.
There's also a gift for you.
I hope you like it.
The limited edition version of the game.
Whoa!
Oh my!
Whoa!
Looking!
Really?!
1,000 pilots,
On January 1st, at 12 o'clock,
Shenjia Gate will be open to the public.
I hope that all of you
will share this joy.
Finally, after today's show,
2.4% of the game
will be open for special events.
When the event is over,
Shenjia Gate will be able to
participate in the 1,000 flights
or 480 pilots.
Participate in the night event,
2.5% will be available
但我们的老朋友上下棒签到活动也不会缺席
神家五版是签到,可分给获得十枚加密礼拜和十张当不确
除了福利之外,我们也系统优化了绝世林祖宪前期的体验
并且在2.5版本,大家可以通过超旋典型功能
直接前往祖宪最新片张
我们欢迎新老朋友们的随时加入
I hope we can have fun together and we will continue to work together.
My favorite process for you.
It's so cute.
Like a me.
Like a, like a, like a girl.
Like a me.
I need a jacket.
Oh, that's so cute!
Oh, that's so cute!
and our engine, the W engine.
Probably gradient.
Oh, look at her.
Oh, the W engine.
Have sugar for me.
It's so cute.
Oh, my god, she's so cute.
I got her chubbly legs, she's so chubbly!
She's so cute!
I'm sure you'll have a good idea.
Let me explain.
In the above video,
we'll talk about the number of the laser beam.
When the next time,
we'll open the same type of beam,
the number of the laser beam will be the same.
The number of the laser beam will be the same.
The number of the laser beam will be the same.
The rules can be found in the game.
Don't miss it.
The new generation of people who are familiar with this project,
the new event,
and the related dynamic closing,
will also be updated.
此外,我们还将开启典型反里活动。
版本活动期间,在底片选购,充足分离底片,或是购买力度沉默。
存放会员,以及现金礼包等,均可以获得纪念嫖根。
每季获得一定的纪念嫖根,可以解锁功夫的资源奖励。
包括了S级代理员的9选1,紧音琴9选1,以及动态名片。
神将时装配饰等奖励呦。
So many rewards!
也有一波加碼哦。
首先,2.5版本起,解鎖立都沉默的成长计划,可立即获得680飞龄。
如神将们直接写作点藏计划,则可以立即获得888飞龄。
是的,我还看到很多新增长的资源呢。
是的,比如说写证核心仪,可以用来定向驱动盘的主性,
还有音琴主控芯片,给计定数量的音琴主控芯片,
You can go to the store and exchange the sound effects
Yeah
Then let's see the new generation of the original version
First, as you expected
The new version of the original version
The light version
Will be updated after 2.5 version
And the current version
The special edition
The new version
After the version is over, it will be returned to the original version
The discount is 100% free
That's right
During the 2.5 version
The current version
The gods must not forget the game
I'm wearing this shirt today.
No matter what kind of outfit you wear,
Miss Jian's charm is always there.
That's right.
She's always so pretty.
All the familiar friends are wearing new clothes.
Of course, we can't miss out on our new partner.
After the 2.5 version update,
we will also be wearing the Night Glow fashion.
It's a warm and light time.
So we can go to the top and wear the new clothes.
So cute!
This outfit is very suitable for
That's such a cute outfit!
and try it out.
But we haven't reached the ideal state we want.
So this time, we launched
a system-based compensation plan.
They will get the reward again in this system.
Let's take a closer look.
Through the potential image system,
we can accumulate potential for the travelers.
The whole compensation plan
includes six potential images.
The first one will unlock
all the potential images
and the second one will be on the side wall.
I think that
You need to use your daily skills to get the best results.
How do you get the best results?
You can use your daily skills through the week or the week.
You can also use your social skills to get the best results.
Oh my god!
We also prepared a new skill for the players.
It's amazing!
It's a new skill for the players.
You can also get a lot of results.
I'm looking forward to playing the role of the hero after the castle.
The castle's other members will also be on the set in the future.
If you have any wishes, you're welcome to give us feedback.
In addition to that, you can switch to the current engine and help from the event production a year ago.
Now, you can switch to the current engine and help a little bit before the first three versions.
What a pity, we can come back here and have a look.
再来聊一下战斗表现的优化
大家时代已久的伤害跳似整合功能
即将在2.5版本上限了
合并后战斗中不仅画面更加清爽
少了一些遮挡
你们更清晰地看到
一段时间内自己的攻击招式
所造成的整个伤害数字
还以人的动画和特效
也更与幕两然了
现在稍微会有一定的提升
We're putting all the numbers together, I see
自由切换了
I see
另外,我们还将推出一些全新的社交功能
诶,我问一下,不会强迫大家社交吧
放心吧,只会强迫你上前瞻点
呃,不好吧
首先,我们新增了神仗前哨战系统
大家可以在这里建立与加入多个感兴趣的战典
与同号分享的关系
Yeah, I get it. I get it. I get it.
动态情报版
It makes sense
大家可以在此发布与接取带行伪波
这才是神网嘛
Does that mean I can finally turn my damage numbers on again?
Yes, you can!
Burn it on!
Treat yourself!
I was like, in our numbers, I like the normal ones, they just do the more pop-up.
No, it is not so true. Give yourself a thank you.
It's worth it.
Don't worry.
We want you to have a more
everyday experience.
At the same time,
we also want to
promote the future
of the development of the game.
It will also be a
quick-release game
that will be used
for some of the
new games
that are not like the original
組 and build.
The new games
can also be
changed into new
and new
and new
and new
and new
and new
and new
and new
and new games.
欸好欸,這個是我最喜歡的一個爵位時尚盒
再來看看隨便關吧
得風大鴨將用三個神將時裝配置上心
歡迎打星隊的人物穿對環
此外,我們還加速了擺通寶的獲取效率
將其雙周上限5000,改為單周
讓神將們能更快地擊斬擺通寶
更早兌換到想要的獎勵
再次也提醒瞎大家
我們從減負的角度考慮
擺通寶雲徽的周期商店
2.5% update time will stop.
If you want to replace the materials,
remember to come and scan the goods as soon as possible.
In addition, to make the daily experience of the Shen Zhaomu
more relaxed, we also added a scan function
for the 10-day bonus.
I remember that there was a scan function
in the previous area.
Yes.
So the Shen Zhaomu
can now use the scan function
to scan the materials and go to the stage.
The scan function needs to be used in the stage.
The battery is the one
that can be used in the reading process.
Yes.
And you can use the power and storage card to combine it into a power supply.
The storage card can be used to exchange the backpacks and so on.
Okay, that's a lot of convenient stuff.
But the ones that were used by the judges in the previous cleaning room were the Eurasian plus points.
In order to avoid the repeat of the function, we will transfer the Eurasian plus points.
We will directly transfer the plus points that the judges have in the storage room to the Eurasian plus points in the 0 number interaction method.
We will transfer them to the power supply.
With a battery, you can not only clean the wall, but also increase the range of the cleaning.
This change is not bad.
We have also made some optimization for the experience of the remote control board.
Not only is the remote control board that mentioned earlier can be lower,
it is also easier for everyone to influence the adjustment of the battery.
From the new functional導覽 interface, and the remote control board equipment interface,
you can also adjust the value.
In the remote control board equipment interface,
if the system recommends that everyone use a higher range of the remote control board,
The game will be displayed in the front row.
There will be new settings in the virtual room.
The players can set up the automatic disassembly conditions.
The automatic disassembly will be done if you don't want to.
You don't have to choose to disassemble it manually.
In order to make the new players more fun,
we optimized the forward direction of the game.
Yes, we want to keep the main line to the second direction.
The main plot is more closely connected.
Some of the functions are also removed from the main character.
或者依赖主宪推进去解锁
让新审降们可以快速的、連贯的提前吸引进取
不再被其他内容打扰
这些功能剧情我们收纳到了关键之前内
审降们达成指定解锁条件后
随时可以自由开启
还有,我们将超前点硬功能的解锁
从第二张结束提前到了最后再次效果
也相应in超前整体的流程的提前节奏
这样大家就可以先在最新的一个剧情了
希望神将来到2.5版本,体验更加顺滑,上手更加轻松。
欢迎新朋友随时加入,也期待老朋友回来看看。
好,我们听到有许多神将说想在街区拍摄代理人,
所以粉丝我们额外新增了第三人称自由拍摄功能,让大家一次拍照。
终于可以给新来的代理人拍照了吗?
相信神将们一定会喜欢这个优化的。
Look at the pictures, hi hi!
You pictures!
You pictures!
I want to take super sweet wine!
Don't come to me
I think I should have come here to talk to you
But the result is that I'm just a little bit busy
Thank you
There seems to be a piece of paper on the back
The black high-level photo
I want to see the picture of the four of us
Let me open it
It's so cute
I said rabbit is a vegetarian
He's so cute
He's also that kind of
I don't know what to do with celery
This is a human being born from AI
Who sent this message?
Who? Who's watching?
Did you see the carrot?
Calm down, calm down. We're not doing anything
Okay, okay
Okay, let's move on to the latest information about the event.
The first event was just announced by the team.
The 2.5 version has a limited edition of the pre-ordered event.
The judges can get 320 flyers through the online pre-ordered event.
This year's prize will be the small light,
and the limited edition of the title prize,
which will be given to the players in the event.
There will be more opportunities to win the prize.
such as the first half of the game, the iPhone, the game console, and all the other rewards.
The gods can find the entrance of the month in the event board.
At the same time, the 7th day of the 1000-day event can also collect 480 fairings.
After the 2.5 version is opened,
the same page will open up to the end of the season to return to the capital.
Invite your friends to return.
The highest number can go to 740 fairings.
Replace the godship treasure of the current capital to your friends and invite them to get 60 fairings.
The prize can also be obtained by the first half, the game console, and the gift.
In the end, Night Light and the two members of the group will receive the full version of the song, which will also be released.
Welcome to the studio.
Who has seen the video of the little Zhao Danchi?
Actually, I have a high level of skills.
Okay, let's take a look.
I'm falling in love with you
I'm falling in love with you
I'm falling in love with you
Time is running out
It's time to say goodbye
Thank you so much for watching
We have arrived at 2.5 million
What else do you want to say?
New version is coming soon
It has been a new experience
for us
It also includes
new ideas for the future
非常感謝每一位陪伴的新愛麗都走到今天的神匠
也希望阿典也能夠帶給大家一些顧慌的快樂
我也期待接下來的絕緒林會帶給大家更多驚喜
那麼最後也希望神匠們能夠陪伴小世界夜順光
踏上屬於他的虛瘦之路
絕緒林2.5版本 微光影燈石
進家上線
12月下是我們不見不散
拜拜
拜拜
That was very sweet.
And now we're going to get into the game.
Wahoo!
Wahoo!
Wahoo!
Wahoo!
Wahoo!
Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo!
Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo!
Oh, why do I keep going? Why is this...
What the...
I keep...
I mean, Rose.
Rose!
Rose!
Rose!
Rose!
I'm in Rose.
I'm in...
Oh...
Giving my free stuff.
Coronation of the Void Hunter.
Give me free stuff my favorite my favorite
it's free i love free give me all the
free free for me
What?
Go!
Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
Whoa!
Oh my god!
He's so cool!
oh my god look at all the old goodness gracious 100% Miss Bunny
I'm on assessment rewards.
Neal, Golden, Mechal.
Grip, Golden.
Shark, Fantasy.
I'm sorry, thank you, Gif.
Let me come to the seaside with you, Lord Faithy.
Oh, she's so cute.
Oh my god, this is the cutest baby suit I've ever seen.
She's so cute.
Oh, and her shoes.
Oh my god, she's so cute.
Good day, Lord Payton.
Oh, her outfits are just perfect.
She's so adorable.
Woo!
A summer day with Lord Payton.
Oh my god, I love her baby suit.
Whoa!
Thank you for the program.
Thank you, thank you for the program.
Thank you, thank you for the cold wind.
I have to claim all my stuff, guys.
Give me my free stuff.
Oh my god, so much free stuff!
And reach!
I'm a baby, be nice to me.
I'm a baby, be nice to me.
Be nice.
I'm just a baby.
Hey mommy.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Bro.
Well, you know what, maybe just one pull.
We won't spend too much on that. We'll just do one full. That's it. This one.
Oh wait, I just realized.
When it's catching ducks or finding cats, I'm here to help.
You're gone.
Half-boy!
Surely there's a victory feast after the mission, right?
Well, that was fun wall lesson.
We tried our best.
We tried our best.
We tried our best.
We tried our best.
We fried our best.
We had the employee things, but you guys did it with me! What do you mean?
What do you mean guys? What do you mean we did it together? You and me.
Take a deep breath. The spotlight's about to shine.
They did it all together.
Oh my god, I forgot I had him.
These are all the characters I have?
Well, they're not they're not all the kids these are the kids
This guy have this guy have her
Oh, it's my favorite puppy
Well, it's right have her
There's all the people I need to get.
Oh, I'm missing so many.
I'm so sad.
Whoa.
In the water where we go, meeting you is the real reward.
She has practicals!
Hey, dear!
What kind of fun job have you got me into this time?
Whatever you seek, I will devote myself wholeheartedly.
Oh.
My dream seems to have become a reality.
Where are we going?
There's no class today.
They're written to the noble principles of the Timefield family.
Oh, she's so cute.
This weather's perfect for a little exploring.
I can become even stronger.
Oh my God.
Today's reading is...
The Ahera!
What brings you here this time?
Man is iron, rice is steel.
I make a mean chitlin's meal.
What?
Heh.
I would never turn down Lord Phaethon.
I love her.
Please, forgive me...
...for stealing the Moon Knight.
Oh my god.
I'll protect you from any danger.
Any OKs to solve?
Hmm, which alias should I use this time?
Officer 148, G.Yen, ready.
Soldier Ortee!
I'm not late, am I?
Oh my god.
Huh?
Oh, well, fly!
At your command!
Whoa, she's cool.
Super Surion again, awaiting orders.
Yahoo!
See that, your service!
Is that a...
...scooter?
Number zero, Andy.
I am the Eye of Obel.
I'm here, so we're good.
What the...
We fighting? Take me!
Let's fire it up!
Oh, it's burning!
My loyalty lies with the winner.
Oh, whoa.
Hey, don't look down on me!
Let's start the experiment.
How can I help?
I'll help you win, PulloOT
1..2..
I'll help you win, PulloOT
yes..all accounted for
burnings burnings burnings burnings burnings burnings burnings burnings burnings burningsoria
the anticipation, the burnage is the perfect prelude
I'm got mayo
oh I got mayo
I want to try out the guy.
I want to try him out, Chateau.
I may be slow, but I still have two fists to swing.
I'm there like a tryout or is it demo I want to try him out I want to try him out I want to see how he plays
Whoa.
Uh...
Yeah.
I agree, that.
Shit.
Just get it!
Relax as I hope.
Shit.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Get in the taste of young grey sub-ass-slash!
Whoa-ho!
Oh my god!
Oh, that was pretty loud, huh?
Wow, what the?
Oh
I
Holy moly
I read through the first time
3, 2, 1, get it!
Take this door!
Whoa!
Oh my god!
Well, he's crazy.
He's crazy, he's crazy.
Well, why not?
Why not do all of them?
I thought I've never...
Well, we'll do all of them.
Why not?
Oh my god, I know!
I'm moving right or left?
Right or left?
Left!
Wait, hang on.
Right!
One, two, three, four.
Three, two, three, four.
Three, two, three, four.
I can also become an ally!
Hello, Pony.
Hello, Spawn, Hello, Spawn, Hello, Spawn.
I literally played with her, but who's she paired up with?
yeah the gameplay is very super is super satisfying that's that's true it's
going to fight you know
You have 3 stacks of warpage gold.
Oh nice.
And then some Frosted Banners, too, Chris.
That's nice.
Easy target! Perfect!
I'm here!
I can also become a surup!
I don't need to do anything!
Hit him!
Don't die!
Oh, whoa.
Don't move!
Alrighty!
Oh my line.
Oh my goodness.
Okay.
Mucher now!
Yes, double flicks!
Yeah!
Kill, kill!
Oh, that's pretty cute.
Yay, choo choo choo choo choo.
One more.
We'll try Seth.
Her favorite cab boy.
Cab boy time.
Cowboy!
Cowboy time!
Oh!
Boop!
Ow!
Come on!
And the water ass is next!
Oh god, he's falling back!
You may remain silent.
Amber!
Perfect score!
What?
I did it.
I'm another!
You're under arrest!
Knock it off! Let's go!
At your command.
Hello.
Not even...
I'm sorry!
I'm not a weak guy!
My low's pretty nice, it's cute!
Thank you!
If you're under one feet tall, you're a bangle, I don't make the rules...
Excuse me!
Excuse me, why didn't you just say to me?
What are you implying right now sir excuse me sir
sir please journey down the mountain
wait miss bunny
oh I'm in immersive storytelling mode
I have to get out I'm in immersive
I'm in immersive storytelling
Help!
Hey, can you let me in?
Hey, let me in there. Let me in!
Let me in! No!
Let me in!
Help!
Thanks.
Look at your face tells me that the message is from BellaBug Industries.
Oh yeah, from Ben.
Wait, let's check out the details.
I forgot where I am.
I know how to dial a phone, okay?
You don't have to tell me.
Hello, can you hear me?
This is Faithon.
Ah, it's the two Faithons.
How are you?
I'm sorry to trouble you by calling in person.
I'll jump straight into the commission details.
I'm very far away.
I don't know how far I am.
This time we'd like to ask you about the retrieving of Arc Day in a low-industrial
pile driver.
Fine.
I can jump story now.
The pile driver had been working diligently in the hollow before its disappearance, just
like the other two machines.
According to Grace, this machine is particularly good at moving across difficult terrain within
the hollow, and it's faster than any other machine.
That's maybe why it was able to run so deep into the hollow.
Sorry, those kept awaiting while we tried to locate it.
Good news is its signal hasn't moved from where we first located it. I'll send you the data. We've got
Looks like the final driver has stopped somewhere
In that case, let's find the nearest hollow entrance before it moves very would you mind?
Not at all
Generating route within the target hollow
All right, let's go and get this done
You know what?
You think you're my boss?
You think you can tell me what to do?
But you can't.
You can't because I'm the boss of me.
I'm the boss of me, not you.
You're not my boss.
I'm my own boss.
I'm my own boss, you're not the boss to me.
I guess these are the people that have to take with me.
Whoa, this place feels even more bleak than the last solo we went to.
The ether concentration here is higher too.
well it has been a hollow for a long time it's not just dangerous it's also
close to the old capital no good will come of staying here too long let's just
find a pilot for you the proxy said the power driver isn't far ahead so it
shouldn't take too long to bring it back right blind optimism can be dangerous
Anton
After all the heavy-duty grappler and boring machine we found both experienced pretty significant personality changes
And grace has yet to find the reason behind it
So what if it's changed it's tell our own company smart machinery how much trouble could it really cause let's get going
What do you mean, bro?
Whoa!
It's fine for me!
It's fine for me!
What the heck, man?
Huh?
It's not really the time for this!
It works on you just like a battlefield!
You got a tank,keeper!
No violations for fatality!
Come on!
Come on!
Drag this!
Oh sorry. Sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, Big Bear coming through, Big Bear.
Big Bear coming through, Big Bear coming through.
Big Bear coming through and the Big Bear!
Big Bear coming through!
Woo!
Oh! It's over there!
Ooh!
I'm the big bear, that's me.
I missed it by a step again!
This is getting on my nerves!
Just wait!
When I catch you, I'll tear you apart!
Oh, you finally understand my hobby, Sweet Pea?
Oh
My god, you might even want to jump off
What I want to jump off
Uh-oh.
I'm so new a Piledriver!
Oh god.
He bit him bad!
Oh no!
Why does this keep happening?
Oh no!
Oh no!
Cut it off!
Hold it there!
We can't let it get away at us!
Get his legs!
Get his legs!
I'm the president!
I'm the president!
Oh my god, I'm damaged!
I did nothing!
Straight to the earth!
I'm so bad at this game.
You're dead.
I can't take everyone.
Hey, you don't have a permit.
You can't hit me, bitch.
I told you to hurry, sir.
Quickly!
I'm careful!
Careful!
Yeah!
That's awesome!
I'm gonna start this!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Thanks! I'll meet you with it!
Okay!
All right, bro, together now!
Ha!
And on this other personal order!
Ah!
Okay!
Come on!
Ah!
Ha!
Ah!
Ah!
Give up, Friday.
This is the end for you, Day.
Give it a Friday.
This guy's been completely silent this whole time.
Maybe his language module is broken?
No way.
It can obviously understand us.
Uh oh.
Okay.
I know you can hear me.
Let's talk.
You ran away with two other machines.
One was a dude who desires self-fulfillment.
We're a young girl passionately in love.
What about you?
Who are you and what do you want?
Me.
What?
Don't you have any... weird character traits?
How dare you!
Uh-oh.
Huh?
Traits!
Ridiculous!
Mere mortals!
How dare they speak us out of turn about my most wondrous mission!
Oh, my body.
I'm the Enlightened Sinner!
I cometh to stabilize the seal, and guard this place on my mentor's charge!
Thou shalt leave at once!
Uh-oh.
The Enlightened Sinner?
Stabilize the seal?
Oh?
Ah, I did it!
So these are delusions of Brancher!
Enough!
Do you have any idea how dangerous it is to go running around in a hollow?
Now aren't the unreasonable ones
The seer is weak. And once it is broken this place shall be devastated
Stay here. I shall force my way through. Uh-oh
Stop right there
My mentor I come as
It does! Ben, stop him!
If possible, I'd like to solve this peacefully.
I'm sorry!
Uh-oh, great job, bro!
Grace! Now's our-
I'm here! Leave it to me!
Oh.
I appreciate your imagination, my child.
But let's talk about it when we get back.
This! The seal is breaking!
Don't you know I'm the most wondrous cause?
Please! Let's talk! Stay away!
Turns out this guy can actually talk like a normal person.
Listen to me! I'm not lying!
You hear the call for my mentor horse? I can't fail him!
What?
What's going on? Why is he mentioning that name?
What?
Me.
What did he say?
Is the case silent?
I can't even remember how long it's been since I heard his name.
Horse Belabog.
Belabog Industries previous president.
Kaleda look this is what daddy told you about.
Oh dad. Belabog's first independently developed smart construction machine.
That's the prototype you were talking about? When will you finish building it?
Well, that'll take a whole lot of money
Money daddy's company just doesn't have right now
Plus we like the production to build such powerful machinery. It's a nice boy
But don't worry one day my little girl be riding in the machine her old man built
You know it's not just any machine it's got a heart your dad made in it that's
got a nice book it'll be able to understand your commands and endure all
the hollows dangers
Wow! Nice book, dad. Here, Caleta. Give it a name. Oh, sorry. When you call out that name it'll
accomplish whatever you needed to
dad dad you promised to play with me today
uh-oh Coletta daddy's busy right now on the computer
it's a new project the prototype manufacturing fee then there's the
Final review at Pioneer's Memorial Plaza.
Streaming on TikTok!
One minute! I'll be done soon! Daddy promises!
Mmmmm...
Liar!
What?
Uh-oh.
Mr. Belabog, I'm sure you understand this will be better for all of us.
Daddy! Oh, no!
You want me to pretend like nothing happened?
Uh-oh, Daddy.
Are you kidding me?
Just come out with it!
Uh-oh.
What exactly is in there?
Hello? Hello?
Say something!
Oh no, dad!
It's so late!
Where are you going?
And I don't want to be home alone!
I want to go with you!
Come on, Colleta.
Stop it.
There's an emergency.
I have to go now.
Stay at home and be good.
Oh no.
Daddy will be back in no time.
I promise.
Oh no.
Just like that.
She vanished.
Oh no.
That liar.
No.
President?
President?
Uh... Ben? You were saying something?
Yes. The commission is completed.
Dad, let the laughter with the bear...
Let's get to Bang-Boo.
Dad, let the laughter with the bear...
Oh, more other... town eyes.
Heh. We might have had some trouble along the way, but we recovered all three machines.
And with that, all the commissions Bellabog assigned you have been completed.
We were able to get out of that tough spot thanks to you.
Thanks again for your help, Faithin.
I guess you're welcome.
Grace is analyzing the machines right now.
With her skills, she should be able to find a reason that...
Uh...
What? You got something to say?
The pile driver just mentioned the name CORE.
I mean, BORE.
When the pile driver mentioned the name HORSE, you will make such a weird face.
Is that your dad?
Uh, would you look at the time.
Uh, President, if we don't go deal with that commission fee from his proxy now, we won't be able to transfer the money tomorrow.
Ben? Don't worry. It's okay.
If we don't tell them, the proxy could just look it up online.
Besides, they helped us and they're trustworthy.
We don't have to avoid it.
Proxy, you saw Anton on that show before, right?
Did the host mention years ago there
was a scandal involving Bellabog's president who
disappeared with a bunch of money?
Uh-oh.
Well, that president of Belibog was horse.
Horse!
So, yes, he was my father.
Uh-oh.
The night before the old capital fell, a large sum of money suddenly disappeared from Belibog's accounts.
And the old man went missing.
Hubsec investigated and said the financial burden of Belibog, coupled with the possibility
the Memorial Square room building at the time might not be completed on schedule, caused
tourists to embezzle the public funds and run.
Man.
Belibog Industries had an extremely hard time because of one old man's irresponsible behavior.
But, we're back on our feet now.
Sorry for making you talk about this.
It seems like I brought up some bad memories.
Hmph. That's fine.
I stopped thinking of Horse Bellowbog as my father a long time ago.
Damn.
The bellowbog of today has nothing to do with that selfish piece of trash.
Oh shit.
Kaleda, how could you talk about your own father like that?
It's true a large sum of money was missing from the company's books,
but no one can prove it was Uncle Horse who took it.
The investigation result and the claims he absconded with the money were all just pub sex speculation.
I know all the bad press brought about by public security and losing your father hurt you.
But you shouldn't resent your own father like that.
I mean...
You were too young to spend much time with him before he went missing.
To us, you don't know how wonderfully...
You're the one who doesn't know anything!
Uh-oh.
I think we're getting further away from just explaining to Ms. proxy who wars was
and Grace weren't you and Anton working on those three machines what are you over
to tell you I found a clue as to why they ran off oh really great
after examining their logic course I found they'd all picked up the same
signal from deep within a hollow before wandering. The signal's identification code format is
the same as what we use in the company. When decoded, the text reads BLG prototype.
That's right, Kalata. Unbelievable as it sounds, the signal seems to be coming from the original prototype.
A prototype? The prototype? What's that? It was the first smart machinery made before
the former president went missing. Our production line was somewhat outdated at the time, so we couldn't
complete manufacturing independently. Apart from the core parts, everything else was outsourced to
another manufacturer and produced according to our blueprint. Unfortunately, the old capital fell
before the final delivery payment was made, even though the machine was completed.
I don't like it.
The manufacturer was swallowed by the hollow and lost forever, along with the prototype.
Not the prototype.
But it looks like the prototype is out there somewhere, and maintains some level of functionality.
You may not like what I'm about to say, Sweet Pea.
I know you don't want to jab at the past, but that prototype is still company property.
That prototype logic core has a lot of value, so what are you going to do?
Go get it back, or pretend it doesn't exist.
Later hangs her head without making a sound.
Calm down guys, there's no need to jump to conclusions today.
Sayo, sit down!
Even the most durable components can experience mechanical fatigue.
Not to mention, we're all human.
After running around in the hollow for so long, both our bodies and minds need relaxation.
Uh, Anton's right. It's getting late. You must be tired.
Miss Proxy, please go back and rest for today.
If we decide to head into the hollow to look for the prototype, we'll be sure to contact you for assistance.
You think you're so cool and tough, don't you? You think you're so cool and tough!
You think you're so cool and tough? You know what I mean? You think you're so cool and tough?
You think you're so cool and so tough?
Don't you?
Anyway...
This is how you find the game.
That's literally him.
It's literally him guys. It's literally him.
I
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Woo! Yay! We did it, chat! We did it!
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Tenno.
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Tenno.
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Tenno.
Tenno.
Tenno.
Tenno.
Tenno.
Tenno.
A new quest is available in your Codex.
I am Tenno.
Nooooo!
look! I have I have the space aid! Look at my dog.
I have space aids, I have space aids.
na na na na na na na na na na na
I'm not gonna cure my space aids cause I'm gonna grow
An egg, a doggy egg, I'm gonna get a pet, I'm gonna get a pet, a pet, a pet, a pet, for me.
First, I have one unread message.
Oh, Matt, you and your community are amazing and I want nothing but the best for everyone you all truly deserve it.
Thank you, Matt!
So, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I gotta go visit the dojo!
The dojo!
Or just shut up!
We have 521 members!
YAAAAAAAAY!
YAAAAAAAAY!
YAAAAAAAAY!
Whoa.
There's already people.
YAAAAAAAY!
YAAAAAAAY!
YAAAAAAAY!
Yeah! Yeah!
I have to... I have to... I have to... I have to grow.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Whoa.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Everyone looks so nice.
So nice.
You have to grow us a little too late for that water.
Is that supposed to mean?
No. We're going to get to the second dream today.
Because it says,
Bye guys!
Bye guys, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,
bye, bye.
Okay, it says to complete, to complete your radius junction, complete connected node
And pass one, lock the junction.
And then we have to do this stuff.
So...
We have to do...
Help!
We have to do this one?
I guess it's TB.
Wait, is that correct?
Is that correct?
What is Remind's the Operator to take time for himself?
It's this.
Pressure creates diamonds, yes, but it also creates-
Oh wait.
Can I go either way?
Cassini?
Dionne?
Lone?
Oh my god, it's still LAN.
Oh, I don't want to do a spy mission, hell no.
Missing hell, no.
Invasion.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
How do I do clan member invite?
How do I do that?
Friends only.
Friends only.
I don't care, I need to... Candy's probably doing her own thing.
Or a Chow window.
I'm calling the group, okay.
I'm calling the group.
Hey, Colin, what are you, hello?
Hello.
Hi.
What is up?
You're going to play with me.
Okay, cool, because chat was in my chat.
People are being like, the house is playing right now.
She's doing a star shot.
And I was like, oh, okay.
She's doing a star shot and I was like, oh, okay
Chats it chats it might get it. They're telling me what you're up to they're like little spies
That's crazy
I'm inviting AI candy
That's me. Whoa AI. Oh
voice
Gusting
I
Probably fucking the socks to be honest. I will be done in two seconds. I'm just a little
Actually, that's I literally just did it. I just left I was good. I did it once you done
Whoa, look what is this? Who's not spider-man? Oh, whoa. Oh
Oh you looking at you that are you doing fashion frames right now you're just looking at people.
I don't know who the fuck you just joined me.
Oh if you're a shireman olo.
Oh.
Take the mouse!
That's someone and you wait that's uh you're the party leader right?
I guess.
So just click him. Well you gotta like uh, you should just have to invite only.
I did.
Uhhh...
Alright.
Okay. Uh, press escape and then you can just click on him and then say like kick. I think.
Or we can just look.
Wait, he's in our can. Never mind.
We have to leave.
Hold up.
Wait.
I already got him.
I'm sorry Nuts, Spider-Man, oh whoa, you scared me for one second.
I'm sorry Nuts, Spider-Man, oh whoa.
No, it's okay. I invited you.
I'm sorry!
I'm paranoid, I'm so sorry!
Dude, they're gonna write in the diary and be like,
Today I'm going to play a game with Iron Mouse,
and I was so excited to play,
and then she freaking...
Meow!
Do you want me to invite them back so they can do a mission?
I feel bad.
Why did we forcibly kick them out?
Where are they?
Recent.
Alright.
Oh sorry, Spider-Man OO.
I invited them back.
He just wanted to play with us.
With his O'Shaly.
Okay, well, alright. They've got a good ammo. They can stay.
Which one should we do, Invasion or Capture or O'Cassini?
Capture is really fast.
I want to get to the second dream as fast as possible.
Okay.
I'll never meet a hero's chat, true.
Your inferno's early mode.
That includes clan members from what others do.
So what did you get up to today?
I, oh wait, chat told, dude, chat was actually
riding on you the whole stream they said me they said you were watching that
vampire daddy daddy Dracula what's his name Dracula flow that one I have a
daddy's name well he um they was buddy yeah they were saying that you were
watching him so then I watched the video and then someone like six six or
eight minutes after you did your reaction they already put on YouTube so
and I watched your reaction to it because it popped up as
recommend. Yeah. Yeah. It was like it was literally like
eight minutes ago and then chat was like, yeah, she literally
just reacted to this and I was like, oh shit. All right. It's
the Grineer. Sorry. I can skip into Uranus. Chai. You guys
chill. Chill. Chill. Eat my balls. Oh my god. I feel
It's okay. It's okay. We can we can also just kind of like hang out and be girls and just kill stuff
Sometimes being girls is girls
Yes, I'm having girls as being girls
Sometimes being girls is girls. No
Yeah, like
They're like why aren't you doing this deal pop already? Why are you indexing?
You know, just like I don't know what those fucking words mean
Well eat my balls
True
except for Spider-Man or what they can say
Spider-Man or what you can say Spider-Man or what
yeah
for now
for now
for now we'll play cards right
well love it to be invited happy to be here
love your streams big fan
what?
What?
Can't be.
What does that mean?
Big fan, love the strings.
Uh, just, you know, making conversation.
What does that mean?
Not nervous.
Why are you nervous? What the fuck?
Cause you're a cute girl.
I don't know!
I've been playing too much Warframe!
For you.
It's okay, I haven't played no warframe today.
That's okay, I've been playing warframe with chat but they keep doing like, I've been doing
like 1% of the damage per match.
Like they've been just like, oh jeez I'm so fucked up, it's so bad.
Ahhhh!
And you got that awkward raise?
That's one of the A-words they describe me with.
I got space aids.
Oh, I, yeah, that's good.
I think, okay.
Do you want it to be kept on you?
I want it to be kept on me.
I want a grown egg, a dog egg.
It is kind of mousey, although it looks like it looks like a thing you'd have on your model.
If anybody from the clan wants to join as a fork, get your ass into here.
What just happened?
Eat cockle.
We're going to the next-
Well-
Okay, well, I've- okay.
The group is set to invite only, so I have to change that.
I have to change that.
Oh, just kidding.
Alright, hold on, I'll just-
Search for the holding location.
I'll just pick a random person in the clan.
Oh, mind!
Indy.
of you but also don't it's okay you don't have to DM people about it and
like privately it could just like just like if you if you're if it's in chat
and streaming is chill if you have any catches online chill just like it's okay
you thank you have a good day sorry someone I don't know it's fine so I
was trying to be really nice and give stuff but they could they DM like six
times to something just they were like DMing and asking questions and
things like general PSA it's okay like if you catch us you catch us
significant thumbs up emoji yeah I'm just I'm just saying just some people some
people are very passionate about giving gifts and they were messaging a bunch
I'm super lost. I don't know where I'm going. Look in the map? Okay. Oh god, I have to jump,
don't I? Why are you? I don't have to jump over there. There's a heavy unit approaching.
There's a heavy unit approaching.
Up on the cart? Wait, where's the car at?
Oh, is this the cart?
Whoa!
Whoa!
They'll run me over now.
Oh, I see.
Candy!
Sorry, I was scanning a man.
Oh man, yep.
Oh my god.
I keep pressing the wrong button for my spider and I keep just falling off cliffs.
Did that happen?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We go down and then we go here and then we go up and over there.
surely initiate the execution sequence.
There we go.
Yay.
Dude, there's like a whole other part of this map
that I haven't seen yet.
I'm so glad.
Oh, hey.
You were leaving?
Yeah.
The lever is leaving the trail of Gs?
Perfect.
Gs is where I needed.
Yeah, that is actually what's happening.
The trail of Gs.
Oh my god, electric dog!
Hello?
Boy.
Not Spider-Man or Wolf.
Good job.
the captain will be in one of these cells search them oh shit oh yeah try to
change my mind oh my god
thank the stars not a minute you see are you in here oh no they're not in here
get them back to command in one piece
oh they found them already wow wow
oh
i need a weapon
i must point it? yeah
i am pointing on
point in these notes
alright
What was that?
That was me just I had a bind on my keyboard that I kept pressing like I just kept fucking
like pressing the wrong buttons and cancelling my spider foam and I just wanted to remove
it because I just don't need it.
I don't need that ability like it's just yeah.
I was rebinding stuff.
I made it.
I made it.
Hey, Alka. Stay focused. There's a heavy. Uh.
What's something bad happened? What happened? I don't know.
Nothing bad happened.
Okay.
The captive has been secured.
You've done your part, Tunnel.
We'll take it from here.
Hey, what's a cool world?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
It looks like a ball sack.
I think it's just like a, you just noticed it because it was a ball sack?
because it was a bull sack yep okay I did make sense a communication awaits my
attention but I'm not gonna big batang we have to go to encephalitis okay
I think something just happened, am I?
I think I killed a guy that was in- I think I kidnapped someone.
And then the government's off to me about it.
The government is after you.
Roro.
Yeah. Yeah.
The Grineer have been harvesting a nearby planetoid for weapons-grade material.
What the heck is this?
Ooooooh.
That's for me.
What's for you?
Uh, there's an awkward. Did you get a notification from a guy saying there's a
census of this target?
No.
Okay.
Welp.
I think that is rain.
Yeah.
I got a reputation about that.
The name's for rain.
Yeah, it's just the thing that I need to do to get my infinite scan of the thing that I want. Battery.
Where are you guys?
I feel like I run away.
Oh.
Y'all.
Yeah, I know I can scan for the target. I just don't want to. I usually just want to do him when I can't kill him.
the old-fashioned way see windy oh my god there's a heavy unit it's a protein
I need another person I don't even know what you guys are
the large security force heading your way, it's the Grineer.
You okay?
Yeah, no, I'm just lost as fuck.
I'm sure even you guys extract you'll take me with you
Not giving a damn you that candy not giving a day
I've never given a damn not once in my life
You don't want to give a damn. I don't want to do a damn
How is observation duty?
I beat it.
Oh my god dude, that could not be me.
Why not?
I don't have the observation skills.
Why not?
I don't know, I just find these guys games hard.
I just have bad short-map time memory.
Like I just visually, I just look at it and I'm like, okay.
I bet you can do it.
Thank you.
If you believe in me, then I guess I could do it.
I thought the same thing about my observation skills, and then I learned.
Yeah, I guess it is like a matter of time of, like, you learn what is possible to happen,
and then that kind of makes it a bit easier.
Because like, you're not checking everything out in the same way,
just like, is this thing moved to the left right now?
Regularly, there was one where the tiles in the police station were one of the levels where
they'd like rotate and that was the thing and like that's...
I feel like with each observation duty things get better and like aid is pretty good.
There were some of them, like there were a few observation duty titles that were like
ass.
Yeah, I know that three people were like didn't even bother playing it.
Well, the one where it was like a 3D house.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, like you walk around here
Yeah, oh my god, I'm I'm dude. I'm at the same place we're at before but it's like I just keep endlessly looped dying
On the map
I don't think I'll be focused. There's a heavy unit approaching.
I feel extract, that'd be good.
Oh, then I'll be...
Scanner that, I can't scan, I don't...
What am I gonna scan?
I have the scanner.
I don't have no scanner. What are you talking about?
No, it's okay, that was my scan thing that I had to do.
I really miss the sympathy. Synthesize these nuts.
How about that?
Blah.
Flinding fast chains and...
Synthesize my dick.
Oh my God, she's fucking spinning bars.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
So you're going to do a second dream today? Is your plan?
Yeah, I'm going to keep.
Oh boy.
How far do you think I am?
Are you getting it?
Uh, because you still have to get to the planet and then you have to do the TAR quest.
And then you have to...
So close? I guess.
What if I set it up?
Set it? What do you mean set it up?
You'll never be the same after that quest am I gonna die?
Got it?
Now press on this dude.
What?
Press on this dude!
How's that mean?
Indy what the fuck?
What time are you gonna press on dude?
Indy you're out.
I'll kill you.
I need my mom.
Oh Indy you're mom.
Oh!
Okay I'm fine I can stay.
Indy you're fired.
Alright, if I met you in person, I regret being nice to you now.
I'm bad with names.
Dude, I got a...
Yeah, I got a bit of it.
And literally, I just have to do this.
Oh, Chow was teaching me about the three little dots under your recticle, like the gun.
That's the range.
That's the recticle.
What?
The little recticle.
Yeah, your little gun recticle.
That's the range for...experience.
So when they're all closer together, we share experience.
The leveling.
What?
Yeah.
They told me about that.
Okay, apparently not that one.
Apparently I'm lying.
Ignore me.
Don't worry.
What was the full little dots?
Is that not it?
the dots under the right oh next to the your health
No.
I think you think you're so cool with that, don't you?
Good buddy, you're awesome.
Let's see.
Uh...
Dude.
I gotta fix my shit.
I've formatted some of my mod slots and so I'm like re-leveling for like the fourth time today.
Yeah, yeah.
Cause I started actually customizing my own build.
As opposed to using the auto build thing.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, cause the auto place is designed for like survivability, so it prioritizes like
shields and heals and stuff.
But there's things that you can do that make you stronger but it makes you have less survivability
so it doesn't want to do that cause it doesn't know what you want.
I see.
Yeah.
I'm moving!
now. Okay, you fighting. Very impressive. Time to get out of here.
Araxia is the Araxia is the best frame. We should think son of the virtual
tool for the raid. What I was saying, someone was saying, talking about
Raxia the spider lady and I was saying she's the best
I like mine. Mine's the best
Okay, oh shit, so maybe citrine
Citrine!
I'll take Majora. Thank you. That's very nice of you
Citrine!
Oh, spooky cat
I'm trying to open my mail and every time I open my mail, it's good. I'm good. I'm maf-
getting edged
What?
Every every time I open my mail to because people say I have like four letters sitting and waiting
And then and then I open my fucking thing and then we go to a mission, which is okay. It's good. I'm earning them. I'm earning the presence
How close to your reign is are you?
And yeah, I said it with emphasis. I'm sorry
I thought it would make it
I'm so close to your reigning.
Close to your reigning?
My legacy.
Where is it?
Here?
Oh my god, is he in here?
Where's his asshole?
He's dumping everywhere.
Oh, it's this guy.
It's so funny, because
holy boi.
There's a heavy unit.
I'm not finished, Shia.
And you were all trying to do the secondary today.
Almost at the same time.
I have blind.
I have blind.
I have blind.
I
Mind
We just want to see what all the heart of color balloons about what all the hubbub is about you know
Yeah, I got about this second dream thing. We just really want to help
So I'll tell you cuz I'll tell you
Knowing that I yell well not yell, but someone was like are you really pressure them to get through the story and I was like
don't say that like don't one shouldn't push anyone to do anything but two it's
like you guys are having fun at the pace that you want to have fun with it and
it's definitely fun like it's definitely well glad you're excited to do it
it's worth it
oh my god that's a fire but yeah everyone everyone's excited for it I'm also
I feel like I'm going like, I think I'm good right now.
We assassinated a man.
That we did.
Assassination contract complete. Great question.
Teddy lost his extract. Fuck off.
God.
These guys.
Fuck it.
I love it when this dude is like, your actions have consequences.
I was like, do you think your little DM is gonna scare me?
I have to kill 10 enemies with heavy melee attacks.
And then complete 20 minutes of survival at Titan.
Ooh!
Survival at Titan.
Can't we do that? It killed two birds and one stone?
Yeah, you can! You can go do the survival at Titan and then just have the melee attacks while we're doing it.
I need to kill Titan.
I'm gonna just quickly- I'm putting mods in my stuff real quick.
Okay.
Uh...
Later I'm giving up Titan.
Why is he here?
It's okay.
Oh, he's been here somewhere.
You're okay.
Okay, we're starting.
Alright.
Alright, fuck.
Okay, fuck.
Alright, yeah, true.
Alright.
Dude.
Girl, I...
Okay, you're so right.
I should have said I was doing my fucking dies and you would have been like, oh,
Of course take your time but...
Hehehehe
Holy f**k dude
Shhh
My bub
AHHHHH
If I didn't get a warm-up accident
Guys stop
Stop it
Oh my god
You just had to do that
like my goo? yeah
where are all the people? I need to kill them with heavy melee
oh actually that's a fair point
uhhhh
indian
indian
uhhhh
spiderman
but mousy
do you know how to do melee? I forgot how heavy works
I think we could have just been really made and not let you get it for the 20 minutes.
Did I get it again? Did I get it yet?
Nooo!
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm stuck here!
Where are you? Oh, there you are.
There's a guy over there.
Oh, sorry, he'll just do that.
Let me kill him!
Oh, this motherfucker!
What the f-
AHHHHH!
I'll just down in this corner, wait actually I got it, I got it, I'll just down in this corner and I'll just chill.
Come on.
Oh, Jesus.
And yes, what a gun!
And yes, what a gun.
Die!
Oh.
Oh my god.
Surely it has to be coming out.
I'm not sure she'll come over here right now.
What?
Oh no, I was in like, there was a bunch of enemies.
20 minutes?
I don't know.
Well, I have to survive 20 minutes,
also have to like what was it 10 was it 5 was it 5 or was it 10 I thought it was just
I killed 5 enemies with melee. Am I wrong?
Oh, 10. I think I've done 10, right?
Oh, 10.
Alright, that happened.
The lights up our capsule is now available.
Did the stalker drop anything?
I don't even know where he was.
I assume...
Yeah.
I assume it would be like a...
Where the fuck is he?
Oh, I have it.
Oh, there's another enemy died and then like, I think I must have picked it up.
Life support activated.
Life support activated.
I had a mission earlier and she like every line she delivered was like a
different voice but it was the same character and I like she'd be like heavy
inbound I don't know and then it was great I was like what are you good Lotus
like what's happening like wait wait wait Lotus maybe she's sick true
Oh my god.
change microphones oh that's a big sense
keep up the good work it has to be it's 20 minutes of surviving yep I was doing
this last night. Oh, I don't know. Bottom left. I'm sorry, top left. This is a time
off in five minutes. Oh my God, we have to be here 20 minutes. That's correct. It gets
harder though as it goes on. So I'm not crazy hard, but it'll it's not like the as easy
as it is initially like each five minutes. And you also get rewards. You get like
like Endo and Relics and stuff. So it's worth doing, but it's fine mindless content. I did
like 40 minutes the other day on one mission because I was playing, um, tactical Grendel.
Yeah, I ain't grand old he's but he's a he plays like a pinball. He's a ball guy you bounce around you hit enemies
You're a ball. Oh, yeah, I have to show you more. Yeah, yeah, he's the warframe
When you eat people you can hear them inside you gurgling
Yeah, and like they like melt in your tummy you eat them
I don't know if we can do the dojo thing yet, there's something called ascension something
Ascension ceremony I think.
And you get 36K M-Dough.
Clan Ascension.
Oh it's ready? Okay.
She's in a flow state.
Let's talk about nuts.
Nuts.
Oh.
My stamping actually revealed something for once.
I do it at the fashion event yay!
Yeah I'm not just do it for that, like make it do it then.
Is that a song?
Yeah, by Lady Gaga.
Wow, I haven't really heard of her new stuff yet.
Well, that's an old song.
Yeah.
Oh.
I feel like the last time I remember really listening to her music was in high school,
but I like, she's got good, what if Alejandro was?
Alejandro, Alejandro.
No
I know
the
One where she had the Joey how Joe over the jerk of their drag person. Oh, how the wrong. Oh, yeah
You and I that's the song
Okay, they're like a hitclips, but like you just play like five seconds of the song when you say a song.
What kind of thing?
Yeah.
That's me again.
What that?
Yeah.
What that like Mary Hall of the Land.
Got that cute up?
Haha.
You're just a little bird actually wait no you're not a bird you're an angel a demon
bird.
It's falling apart.
I'm tapping out.
I'm tapping out of the compliments.
We're halfway there now it's halfway there you excited you know you loving it
Actually, this is kinda good for me, but I just love love.
I want a basic art capsule, it's now available.
Is candy neutral, Wolfram?
Awww.
I said...
B.
Holy shit, go to bed, holy shit, suck my cock.
That was them saying that to themselves, cause they're like, got a bedtime.
I was meant to be in their diary.
He's not broken, he's just a baby, and a boyfriend like a dad just like a dad.
I just saw the goggles, this what is this?
That's Lady Gaga.
Uh huh, are you listening to her?
You know the night's gold can't know.
Oh.
I'm just singing it.
What's wrong with that?
That's Super CEO.
You know that I love you boys.
I like Mexico, rejoice.
Another life support capsule is now available.
Oh
Don't call my name. Don't call my name. I'm low. Don't call my name. Don't call my name
You have the star on the ground?
Blo blo blo blo blo blo blo.
Blo blo blo blo blo blo blo blo blo blo blo blo blo blo blo.
Cha cha cha!
Dog!
Oh, is this a star on the ground?
I grabbed it.
I grabbed a star.
Okay, I'm going to use my shield.
Okay, I'm going to use my shield.
Okay, I'm going to use my shield.
Okay, holy fuck, sorry. I had like three things I had to address, and I didn't want to like, yell, not yell, I didn't want to talk about you.
I'm getting wild over here.
I know, I could hear you singing.
You're gonna like
One frame so hot, one frame so sexy.
One frame so hot, one frame so hot, I have something in my eye I think that I left.
That's just like, I just called me!
What?
The four of you that called me in that word.
Oh.
Alright, we got one more 5 minute segment and then we're out of here.
I
Alright, I pulled the two eyelashes out of my eye, I'm dead.
You can't do that.
You can't do that?
I mean, I feel like you lose so many eyelashes, you can't really do witches with eyelashes.
You can only make a wish on an eyelash if you find it by accident on your person, but
not if you pull it out of your eye.
Okay.
It must be found by accident on your person.
Okay.
They must be found by accident on your person. You cannot pull them out of your eye. They do not count as wishes if you pull them out of your eye. They're like stolen wishes.
Are you like the wish police? What's happening man?
I am the wish police.
Ah that explains a lot.
Repent! I'm the wish police.
It explains why you're light two foot seven.
What?
because we're like just a little wish fairy.
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.
Hey, at least now we're done.
And he wants to kill me.
Who wants to kill you?
The guy in the discord poll?
The candy?
Why do I want to kill you?
I don't know.
Maybe now.
Maybe now.
Maybe that was a tipping point.
No.
I would eat a...
I would eat a glass before I would even injure a hair upon your head.
I eat glass all the time and rush.
Dude, you can buy edible glass on Etsy to eat.
What?
It's like a...
Stop, rush.
What?
A couple of seven days have died.
Didn't you be able to eat glass in seven days to die?
You could.
Yes.
You could get out though.
I think they added it back.
Yeah, I think it went out on APWL.
Did it back in?
Yeah, not sure.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, crap.
Look at the hell was that, man.
I just killed.
But yeah, there's like, oh, you can get like edible rocks
and get edible glo- there's like, there's like things
that are bad to eat that the people make like food
equivalent of them.
So that you can get the sensory experience of doing it
without hurting.
And like edible paper, obviously.
Edible paper?
Yeah.
Or my cousin used to eat paper all the time.
Paper's one of those ones that people, like, they just...
People just get, I think it's called pika or whatever.
Like, they just, they just want to eat things that aren't technically edible.
Or that, you know...
All paper is edible? Okay.
That's what my cousin said.
It's not their goat.
Okay, that's um chat
Everyone's like all I can eat you can eat paper. Let's take the taste good. All right
Grandma ate cereal boxes
That's probably just like a live thing she probably just did that growing up in the Great Depression or whatever
level. It's like she's just a nostalgia thing.
Alright, now we can live.
Alright!
When you get cupcakes and the cupcakes have the little discs of like the pictures on them
than you can eat those I said let that like the little things that are at our
collab cafe yes I want to go away first with me so I want to go to that I would
eat you I don't know what I do with that common yeah it's open till February
All right time to go to Japan guys make it five give to
Candy to go to Japan cover the flight. I think
Ten give yourselves. I'll take NASA me
Ale Alejandro, Ale Alejandro
Don't call my name, don't call my name
Ale Alejandro
Ow
I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe
Bye bye bye
Left
Oh shit, oh, okay
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What's happening?
Holy holy holy oh my god what's happening oh my god oh my god.
Sorry I was kind of doing a bit by sounding non-plus but I do appreciate it.
Oh my god I'm down.
Well, hi, can I just watch the video?
Yes, get on the point, get on the point, get on the point.
Can I just watch that Dracula video?
Hey!
Did you watch it?
Did you watch just it or did you watch Mass Reacting to it?
No, I watched you reacting, and then I watched you and then Mass Reacting.
Yes!
Oh my god, that's huge.
Yeah, it made me feel better, it was great.
I'm so glad you feel better today.
Thank you. I was late today because I chugged night last night.
Girl, I keep telling you it's not normal to do that. Please!
Bro, what the sake? I don't know why, but twice every month at the chugged night will.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
Oh my god.
If you were feeling nothing.
I want to say all this, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to everyone in the community and you too that I slept through the podcast yesterday.
I am so sorry about that.
That's my full apology.
It's on the marked, my marked calendar of Candies Fuck Ups.
So, just letting you know.
You got a calendar for that?
No, it's okay. I'm joking.
No, it's okay. I know I get it.
Did you put that in writing to my lawyer so I could put that in for my visa application?
Yeah, actually, bro, I actually wrote out a letter and I said,
Reason 1157 of why Kennedy needs to be in America.
That's what I wrote.
Yeah, I don't know how it, what does in 100.
You didn't even have me kissing you.
This is kissin'
She has to get my knife over and down
Yeah, my knifeple
Dude, I don't know how cool I didn't know I was
I was just gonna dance or something other than the knifeple
So I just take it
Yeah, before you take it
Take my ass
Aw
I butt-chug it
You don't do that?
No, my butt isn't
Butt-chug that knifeple, baby!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go
No, go go.
We had silly hours today, I can tell.
Yeah, it started already.
Oh yeah.
I've been like 15 hours.
You're psychotic.
I'm a psychopath.
I wish I could be a psychopath.
Shut up, Penzi, you guys.
Maybe if you get diagnosed, you can be.
Ooh!
Me and me.
Cool.
You have new quests in your codec.
Oh wait, can I show you the emotes that I made?
Also, should I make a stream together thing or do you guys have one already?
Oh look!
I kind of kidnapped Candy.
Oh okay, here wait, I'll get it.
I made an emote by the way.
You made an emote?
Yeah.
Check it out.
Alright, I'm on my way, I'm looking.
I kept doing the my bad thing and I had a Goobie on my head
So I just made a bed someone must have asses. I'm like me
Me oh
That's pretty good
It's in the chat. It's just it's the plush that we made
Uba out of the Vigibon miss mask off, but I put the my bad hands on it because I kept oh, it's so cute
I kept um, I did it with a mouse in like five minutes. Thank you. Um,
um
But uh, I kept whenever I was doing like higher tier content and everyone was like level fucking 40
And then always be done and at the extract and I'd be running there trying to beat the timer
And I kept being like sorry my bad guys my bad my bad for like not fucking
Being level 40 and cracked out my bad. My bad guys
Uh
Thank you for making the
Shia's in here. I mean, he's gonna join call soon probably. Oh my god. He's in here. He's in
What do you
Dude actually
I'm gonna say this sorry before shy can stop me
So I I I I think it was shy was resurrected me and reaper's who carried my head to the truck
And he was like candy stop
You said
So I could you say it I think it'd be good if you said it
He left
I
I'm pretty sure I maybe I'm misremembering the court, but he was like
Can he was it was something like can you feel me or something like that?
But he said it like way too earnestly like he was making my contact
Why did you say yeah, it was like I can you feel hot look can you feel me inside you something like that?
You and you can back all your health. I'm like take it. Yeah, take it all. Oh, yes
You said something like, oh yeah, like I haven't I'm like yeah you're really taking it all I don't know
The way that it came out was way too
it just
Someone should have been filming like it was like
Neither of us were streaming it was like it would have been really good for his voice acting real
It was like that would have been like damn
Let's get this guy in a roll.
Yeah, like I like I like I I get it now
I didn't get shy before but I get him now
That's crazy. That's great. I wish I heard it.
That was so good. Dude, that was awesome.
You would have been like, you would have been like, yeah, that's just shy. That's just shy.
Yeah, that's just shy all the time.
I said send I send a stream together like is everyone in before I press the button?
Wait, hold on, I'm not in yet.
I'm in I'm in I can't feel oh you
I was because I have a micro penis
That's okay. What's up? It's all you want well relative relative to your size is pretty big
Whoa, she's like you know
You guys who start sniffing each other now
I don't want to say nothing, but buff and shy want to do a second dream, but they have
to get to Uranus and then mouse have to also do that.
I mean Uranus already.
I have to get Uranus.
We are going through Saturn?
We have to get to the junction.
No, we're going through, yeah, Saturn.
We have to go through Saturn.
I have to get in Uranus.
We have to go through the boss at Titan for something like that.
Come in my Uranus.
Oh, I will.
Well, when you say mine, it's kind of the nose.
And then we're all coming there.
Dude, we had the fuck.
When we first started hanging out in the cold,
a guy called Spider-Man from the clan joined.
the mouse is like who is Spider-Man?
We're like, okay.
I want those pictures of Spider-Man's balls on my dead body.
I want them on Spider-Man!
Yeah, and then we like re-invited him because it was like,
oh my god, it was just, it was funny.
Hey, you had a bit of an ass.
That was so funny.
You should have been there.
Okay, I guess I'm just not allowed to say anything about it.
You sound like, I guess, KB.
That's what it is.
That's what it is, KB.
It would have been so funny.
I love that. That's so good. I love what's his face? What's the what's the what is his name the male or the news guy?
Hey, Jenna Davidson. Yeah, I love him. It's like my favorite character. I
Love him in the games. He gets like really angry like really angry
Do you more more in the games and in the show he gets like really pissed. Oh
You guys want me to invite you to a party for what we have to do or do we?
Yes.
Okay.
Tell me what to do.
Okay.
Okay.
So we have to go to Uranus.
We honestly, we speed ran Jupiter.
We only did whatever we had to to get through it so we have so much to do there but we
can do that later.
Isn't that later I mean?
We have to get through Saturn, but I think that that one of the Uranus things to unlocking my anus
Tell not the Uranus Junction one of the things is complete 20 minutes of survival
Yeah
No, I just didn't want you to have to, I don't know, it's a, it's a poop-o-mission?
No, it's good.
Oh, no, no, no, it's good.
You get, you get relics and also I can, I just got a new frame so I could, I could, I could.
We had to do 20 minutes of this.
It's like something you have to do.
I love you.
I did, I did 45 minutes the other day, just, just feel something.
That's, that's, long run.
Yeah.
Does it feel something?
I was playing like stripper music and dancing as Grendel most of the time, but yeah.
That's good.
Yeah.
cherry pie
pop that cherry girl
that was the song
i thought you were just saying cherry pie
no that was the song
it
you're mine
yeah shia what did you do
buff we also have to kill 10 enemies with
heavy melee attacks
you're never gonna believe what masters did
okay we gotta go
there we go
Yeah, I
Yeah, this is a perfect time to yes. Yes, good. Look at tiny ship squad
You know, it's so funny whenever I'm like ready and rearing to do our mission where
We do like half an hour of circle RP and doing our
Aesthetics today for some reason everyone's on crack and like ready to do missions immediately while I'm doing fashion stuff
Well sometimes you have to have ample time for talk, you know talking about your your warframe micro penis
I want to be like Lady Gaga
Or Lady Gaga
And now she's doing a hit clip suppression. Yeah
Do you say you want to glaze Lady Gaga?
I will glaze Lady Gaga so hard. I'm glazing like a fucking doughnut.
That's me and Jertel drawing
Which is the lady Gaga that's her that's her drag
Is that too late?
I'm something I'm up into my ass. I'm he's going in my ass
What are you doing in her ass?
I thought I had a ghosty and the guy's ghosty was a man's face and he came out of the book
I saw it today
How? Where?
I saw it in in in in observation duty 8
Oh, I haven't played that yet some man pooped out another man out of his asshole
Oh
That's kind of cool
That sounds cool. Was it something that you were like damn, I want to try that one day
Oh, like, oh my god, I can't click out fast enough help
That's one thing about Iron Master, she's really into anal play.
That's like the one thing.
Put that on the wicking glass.
That's one thing about-
What the shit out of my head?
Top tier pink from Iron Master.
Oh I'm really good I said that before the raid came through.
I need to save it again in case people missed it.
Connor, do you play with me?
Phil? Who just rated you?
Connor!
Mommy!
Monkey, monkey, monkey, why you no play with us?
Monkey, why aren't you playing?
Sorry, that sounds wrong.
Connor, why aren't you playing?
Connor, why aren't you playing?
Warframe, what did you play?
What the hell did you play today?
Why don't you...
You're the Hades!
AHH!
AHH!
Wait, I need to...
He's giggling his goo goo.
Ew.
That's not fair.
Dude, that's such a...
Men and their goo goo's, you know?
It's every fucking goo goo's, bro.
Like, what do we...
Every con, dude.
He's giggling his goo goo's.
All I want to do is just giggle his fucking goo goo.
I don't understand.
I mean, save.
But, you know...
Wow.
Hi Connor.
Ahh!
Hello!
What?
That sounds like Connor.
You're the stranger.
Come save me.
That's exactly what Connor sounds like, dude.
I don't know what you guys are saying.
Like a generic old British man?
Generic?
Wow.
Alright, day 3 of the call.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a good one.
Alright.
Alright.
Okay, so I'm gonna be like, hey, hey, hey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright, so I'm gonna be like, hey, hey.
Alright.
Alright, so I'm gonna be like, hey, hey, hey.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Day 3 of the car.
Day 3 of the car? Yeah.
I'm too tired, please.
Please, let me rest.
Please.
Only three more panels, two more meetings,
and seven more dinners, and then I can go to the hotel.
Bye bye.
Then I can finally have a beer.
Yeah
My desire is exploding all over me
Can you read plans? I literally just got our names to train
Check it in me. I don't know what she does
Yeah, this is a
Aphrodite something is skinned. I fucking hate bitch. I hate reading abilities. Oh
I hate reading.
Dude, it's something...
I'm so sorry.
If a brain can be allergic to something, it's me reading one of the things he does.
I left my accident because I'm an idiot.
Wait, how did you leave?
I actually went to the end and I'm an idiot.
Oops.
No, we're all there at the end.
We're all there.
We're all there?
You're the last one there.
Sorry.
Wait, wait, did we did 20 minutes?
No, we're working our way towards
two more missions.
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
This one's next.
I'm done. I'm done.
I don't know what's happening, bro.
Oh, thank you.
It's a badger thingy.
So much for the rail.
We had a great stream space badger.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Dude, I just can't just give you how much in a little room buzz. I don't have a room
by a room but pack. Oh, yeah, I have too many rumors. I don't have any. This is awesome.
Give me that that six pack as well. And I just have so many room buzz.
Well, at least one down.
Oh, I want that. I want the reddish like orange one. Surprise.
Yes. Well, actually, both and perhaps even shy of one.
Oh, okay.
He's so cute.
Okay, yes.
There's a ephemera called...
What'd you call me?
...Maine Garmer.
It's like a blue cloak looking one.
It gives you talons on your feet.
Yeah, I have one.
Yeah, check it out.
It's kind of cute.
Yeah.
Yeah, they put it on my borna.
I was going to put it on this one,
But I already have like a tail so it kind of yeah, it looks like a double tail
So I just put it on this one. Mmm
God shy as fucking paint every time we'd lay in it. Sorry. It is like a heavy packet on display
Like I'm pulling up and I need a stick
Lamb head pussy down
I think I did 10 of them last one, but I'll just check
girl I don't know what we're doing I just want to take a hostage and it's like
underneath this car and he's leaving a rainbow jizz everywhere I see that
Kenny I'm coated in your rainbow jizz oh my god I'm I'm having peak like my
eyes are looking at stuff and it's not going in my head like it's like when a
train leaves the station on Tuesday and Wednesday and I'm like I'm like
You're gonna try it, you gotta make this train go, yeah there you go, good to see it.
That was a good transition, Bob.
Try not to feel it.
It doesn't feel it, stick it in!
Try it at home.
It's not fair.
Dude, what are we doing?
You gotta put the train parts, you gotta put the train parts together.
I can't do this.
You can do it, I believe in you.
This is way too complicated.
I thought I'm supposed to jump, slash, jump, swing and then I'm done.
No, see, we gotta put the train together, see, we're here.
Oh, I see it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is a train.
Yeah, so you gotta put it over a train.
Chad, do you like trains?
I love trains.
What the hell?
Point to the train on the screen.
Oh my God, there's flowers around me.
That's a train.
Do you like getting trained on, Chad?
That loves getting trained on.
Damn, that's crazy.
Heads up.
Let me know what, chat.
That make a flower on crown, I don't know.
What should we just say?
I don't know what to do anymore, everything's so far away.
I don't make so flowers.
I wanna throw myself into this pit of death.
I think that, do we have to ride the trains?
No, we have to bring the boots over.
No, I'm not riding the trains.
You're just making up, you don't yell at me, I don't know.
Help, Andy, help.
Help! Help! Help!
Is it me? Is it me? Help!
Stand behind me and guide my form!
I have to go back to them. I love it.
It says that we need like three cabooses.
I'm at my caboose.
I'll show you my caboose.
I feel like you're...
I'm standing at the first one. Where am I?
What?
I was really...
Finish it without me.
I don't want to be here anymore.
I don't think the train is necessary.
I have to go to my caboose.
Yeah, the hostage that's that's just if you want it. I
Really don't think the host the hostages. It's just you go through this door and then there's a jail and ignore the box stuff
Andy Andy
I just oh box go to the big open area and jump across that's what I just did
That's just like an option. I think for a way to get across
I tried to do that earlier, but I died so I just gave up.
I'm down to it in my mouth, I'm doing it.
The mouse is like, what's up?
Are you already at the camera?
Oh my god.
Where are you?
What are you doing?
I feel like it's taking us to the park and we're like, I don't know how to get out of
it.
What's happening?
It's just, NASA's just like running against a door like a bird in a window, like, I guess
they're kicking up through that, what do you mean, out of time?
I'll do that.
I know.
Dude, he thought he was going to die in there.
All right, go to the greens.
I mean, go to the green guys.
Sorry.
Yes, Candy.
Yes, Candy.
Yes, Candy.
I'm going to learn to train a sun plane.
Okay, but wait, I'm busy.
There's so many dogs on the plane.
Okay, hang in there.
Candy, we're drunk.
Yeah.
Oh
It's over here
I've never seen a pretty plain depot with holes. Sorry Shia LaBeouf
I want to know if that was like 12. I was forced to in middle school. Yeah, same
I wanted to know a girl version of holes. It was an all girls cast of holes
It's X-rated and it airs on TV later night
Why?
What are you watching?
Yeah, it's good, okay, thanks guys.
Dude, where the fuck do I go?
Well, you have 30 seconds.
Come back.
At 30 seconds?
Yeah, we're extracted.
Oh my God.
They just floating away.
Yeah, he does look.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Dude, he's my then.
I can't get through the door.
Yeah, the door that's locked down because they were trying to escape from the hostage.
They locked the doors.
Okay, we're extracting
Line up the caboose
Since like four days ago, I'll ask them when you started playing.
Yeah.
Four days ago.
Four days ago.
We're almost there.
Do you like my sitting?
We're almost there.
We're almost there.
To then be almost there.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes it is.
Yes it is.
I want to see.
Yes it is.
I need my glasses.
I need my c-shirt.
Put your hands up against your eyeballs.
Okay.
Alternate.
Use your eyes.
It makes it really tight.
It works.
I do this sometimes.
I do that sometimes and then Chad's like I think you just need good
Yeah, you probably
Probably
I'm here now with candy there's like the other year. Okay. It was like can you read that front of a candy?
Yeah, why I yeah
I am well
Okay, but that one's we'll cut that come on guys
Yeah, but inverted
Why always with the invariant it's an idiot
I'm gonna bring one my abilities to begin for the fifth time. I don't want to read the child's play thing
What the fuck am I?
Warframe?
Oh, there it is.
I want to throw myself in the back of Nontron T.
Candy!
Candy!
What do you mean candy?
Candy!
I want this.
I'm no one to eat you.
What door are you possibly stuck at?
I don't like my views.
Are you stuck behind a two person door right now?
Maybe.
We need a clip compilation of this for later, cause mouse isn't gonna remember any of it.
Oh shy, oh shy, oh shy, oh shy.
Where'd you go?
Sorry, I grappled and I didn't realize that there was like a hole there.
It tends to just go a little too fast.
Go a little too crazy.
If you could make a candy bar and call it OSHA, what would it taste like?
Target found, we'll destroy it.
White chocolate.
White chocolate gives me headache.
Yeah, I think.
White.
Holy fuck, I feel like a preschool teacher.
White chocolate gives me headache.
I just don't want to talk to me, I just don't want to write it.
I just started talking.
I didn't say you guys are the students, but you know, true faith.
Yeah, well, you know the vibe.
Wait!
Hot teacher coming through.
Aw.
Aw.
Fine.
I told chat that I had a spicy banana the other day and then they didn't like that
I think I'm allergic to bananas that's the lesson but I'm just like oh well
I just keep eating them.
What the fuck?
Nothing's a little bit like I want to eat a cactus and be like, oh no, it hurts.
I think I'm gonna eat it anyway.
What's wrong with these?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's pretty much it.
Yeah.
Getty, stop eating cactuses!
Spicy but not ever.
Yeah.
Same thing with chocolate.
Chocolate also makes my mouth hurt.
But I don't have it anyway.
Sorry.
And tomato and bell peppers.
But they're not like the regular like spicy food, like breathing problems.
But you get a good better than that.
Crazy.
Yeah.
I'm going to get tested.
For bananas?
I'm going to test you last.
You can do like what I did, where
they bring you into the doctor's office,
and then they extra your face and your whole throat.
So you can like watch yourself swallow stuff,
and they put this little metallic stuff
in these little goofy things so that when you drink it,
you can see your throat react to it.
Oh, I already know that I swallow really bad.
I'm not even going to be funny if I also
The thing that you want to show I have it's awful if it's up a jay this well they thought I had a
I didn't I did I went in a throat scope oh they really find a lot they were like oh
not like a lot they're like you just have a lot of asses they're like you're
just stupid well that's not nice
Mission accomplished!
That's an oral allergy, niz.
My quote of the banana?
Maybe it's me, yay.
Maybe it's food.
I'm the PLB right back.
Okay, okay.
I'll say hell yeah, but not for the reason you think.
Hell yeah.
I can fix my shit and read what my abilities do.
Oh, my Roomba.
I have three messages.
Three messages?
Three messages, hello?
Oh, I can, oh, I can enhance my steel fiber.
My steel fiber.
Oh, it's kind of like a hot. That's kind of cute.
Yes.
Yeah, ooh, is my sword done?
Oh, hooray!
My sword is done.
Oh, that's kind of key.
My sword.
My sword is done, my sword.
Yeah, my sword.
I like my heat sword though, what is this, oooh the cra-
Yeah, that's what I just mean, it's called the crazy.
Oh, pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
stuff happening in buff stocks.
Pretty good.
Fusion complete.
Listen, I know I have like three theories that I've upgraded,
but they're for all different things, okay?
Boom.
Wait, you have, okay, you have three different, you have three different furies upgraded for
three different things.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because every time I try to switch it with another one, it's just like, you can't do that.
I'm like, okay, so I just put different ones in.
You only need one?
Yeah, but it keeps, it doesn't let me.
It's stupid.
see everyone let me do it change it see it won't let me do it I have to have like
have to have like that one but why do you have all you have all have you done
have you done any polarity stuff yet for your big mods what's that use a
a potato? Oh, how do I use a potato? I haven't learned that in the game yet. I haven't learned
how to use a potato, guys. I have potatoes. But I haven't made it into the game yet, where
they teach me how to use potatoes. Potato time? Yeah, how do I use potato? Yeah, can
Can you teach me how to potato?
Teach you how to potato?
This is the one time I'll say, hey, teach me how to potato
before the game teaches me how to potato.
How do I use a potato?
In the actions, you click on actions,
and then it just says apply the R I can sell, the silver
second option, I think.
OK, how do I?
So if I'm on my grade and I say action.
What are you trying to do?
Oh, I see it too.
OK, double body.
But what weapon are you using?
Is it a weapon you like?
It's my melee weapon.
Yeah, it's my sword.
OK, yeah, if you like it, then that's fine.
Because potatoes are a, did you ever do it?
No, I'm waiting.
Oh, are they just potatoes?
I mean, I feel like, if you really need them,
people will just give them to you.
But they're kind of harder to get than some things.
Oh, I'll hold my potatoes.
Sorry.
Yeah, but you can use it.
If you use that sword a lot, then it's probably fine to do it.
He's so bad.
Yeah.
Well, I know that the heat sword is not
going to be my weapon forever.
I just made it for fun, so I'm just kind of like using it.
So I'll just wait.
Yeah.
It's good to just use weapons and level into 30
because it helps with your mastery rating,
like your account experience.
Dude, I just got a ton of credits
for selling all this, like, Forma?
I guess I wasn't using it.
Um, it's so cute.
The form is the stuff that you use to do the, to, to,
for,
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
Shia does this every time, he just fucks with you guys,
okay, don't listen to him.
Don't fucking listen to him,
I'm just gonna piss you off.
I just shut down my check-downs.
I just shut down my check-downs.
He's done this like three times.
He's too earnest.
He's too earnest and stares me.
Gets me every time.
Dude, is he sad for you now?
He's sad for the rest of his life.
It's not like I have full people like,
What? What the fuck did you do?
That's crazy dude.
You really, you really got us shy, you really.
Now that would be messed up especially because some people in chat have gifted me
Forma, but I actually haven't used it yet. I don't I don't fully understand it at
all yet, but I just know that it's valuable so. The only the really basic
understanding that I have a Forma is you know when you like level up a mod and
it goes up to like 13 or 14 energy to use it it gets really expensive. You
You use former to make the mod match, like there's icons that you match up, and if it
matches the icon, it's half the energy cost.
Sorry, if it's a line and it's like a 13, it'll become like a 7 or whatever.
And then if you reset your frames level back to one, relative to your mastery rank, so basically
you get to 30, you use former, you change your mod slot, and then you re-level it
and you do that on loop.
For example, my, okay, uh, what is, okay, okay, I was going to say that like, I think
I've, wait, what does it say it, uh, swap.
I've like form my Araxia like three times, for example, so I've, I've re-leveled her
four, like I've leveled her four times total.
That's overwhelming me.
I have a look can I see what your build is can I see your mods can you send me a
picture of your mods like on my body yeah yeah on your character bugs yeah oh it's
it's it's not a prime frame so it's kind of like you don't have to really worry
about it too much oh so I'm not like I'm not like that special well actually
Do you have a prime frame?
I don't think China has prime frames yet.
OK.
I do of different kinds, but I'm not using it.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah, so you already have like your equilibrium
is like half the cost because it's in the right slot.
Yeah, wait, but then how does that work?
What does the format do for that?
Because it's already good.
So say for example, streamlined that's next to it, if you change, if you form it that slot, it would go down to like a four over five cost.
Oh, you can form a slot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you form of the slots also in the this is this might be a later game thing, but I will say that slot next to your aura, the top left one next to that, that also at some point gets unlocked.
Oh, in the top right.
Yeah, that was that one you can almost with platinum, but I don't know if like I think you get I think you get like one free
with story stuff, but that's that's like a
That's like an extra mudslot
Okay, I don't know if you have left and I just use it on it. I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing. I
Also, I
I hit like auto add and it added thief's wit the minimap shows loot crate seven meters loot radar
That feels not as important as other things that I could put there
Yeah, definitely. I like for example on my Araxia. I got rid of weapon efficiency to add strength
Which means that I that I use more energy, but I also get a lot of energy like I always end up with a surplus of energy
So I've been like
Because I was explaining about earlier the auto place mods does survivability as opposed to like power
Yeah, what I
Don't know what I'm doing anymore
Hey put in friends, I see chat talking about you try to pull a strip in I have like 30 drones just like on my shit
Don't fucking do it.
This is crazy.
Okay, let me get rid of that before it destroys my game.
Yeah, I can't have this many.
Well
Okay, so it's the tree is like a healing gay. I guess a healing gay a healing. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I definitely am healing gay right now
I'm ready to be a healing gay. Oh, thank you for this god Liz you're gonna fucking break my ship
I'm already break
Guys, what does it mean? How come I went to the back of my ship and that one extra room was open
and I sat down on a table and it stabbed me with a tentacle and I came back out and now I can't go back in there again.
Oh, you had space SCDs.
Yeah, and you got rid of it.
Yeah, it turns into a pet if you don't take it out.
That's why I kept mine in.
Yeah, I didn't know that. You're all probably
Actually, I actually did the same thing. That's fine. I want it back
Then I'm pretty sure it works that that frame is immune now. So you have to play a different character to get space
sickness
Yeah
So wait, okay, but could I play like can I pull up a different character and then get the space age and then go back to my
other character?
Yes, also we got to be here 20 minutes
Yeah
uh this is just a personal thing whatever it is a mission where it's just like
survive for a long amount of time you can run around and collect stuff but I
usually just find a squad and then I sit until it time is up well up to you
guys I'm just saying what I do for 20 minutes
Okay, and he hates us. No, I just I
Take adventure and shades whimsy
No whimsy
You spin around well then cuz well then you're not constantly trying to find enemies
They're just coming to you when it's a pretty constant stream is is why I do it, but
That's that's just me. Yeah, but I can't spin in a spot. I have to
I don't want to let you physically.
Yeah, because when I spin it, it moves forward.
Right.
Well, I have to move around.
Where am I?
Go to a dead end.
Oh.
Yeah.
I could be in a corner I mean now you can I mean you can run around and do
what the fuck you want I'm just saying like I just I don't know why I just like
I just like posting up and finding a nice spot and then where the terrain's not
like annoying to deal with I don't get stuck on shit the whole time
Don't call my name!
So true.
I don't know.
Get ready for a capsule.
I know right, I'm slicing so gracefully.
Let's get a little bay blade.
Right on!
Free paint.
That's pretty love it.
I like your, you said micro,
Micro, but like goodness it's like bigger than you
I've seen both of the flying paws I know I can't stop spinning
I just love Beyblade so much.
That's so real.
There we go.
That's all you have to talk about.
It's kind of a problem.
I know.
Here we are.
Here we are.
Beyblade and it up.
Whee!
Why would you ever want to hit the diamonds before you know?
Is that like an audio from something?
Because you've said it a couple of times.
What is that?
It's a song!
That cow look delusional.
Oh.
You...
Candy?
I need to do the Candy Christmas song, right?
No, I don't...
Nausea's listening to a bunch of Christmas songs to me and I don't know any of them.
I...
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, what?
I'm reading the whimsy.
Uh-oh.
Well, yeah.
Okay, I know that Australia is like, they do like the summer Christmas, but they don't listen to Christmas songs?
I can't listen to religious in any capacity.
What?
I have to listen to religion.
Yeah.
Christmas.
It's a Christmas holiday.
It's Christmas.
Not Christmas.
Okay.
like presents like as in you get gifts but that's like the extent of it but it's not that that's it
you just like turn on nut bush and like that's yeah you don't turn on any music
uh not not until the day of christmas not until the day of christmas and usually it's just like
instrumental all like background and stuff can't be living silent no i don't know i would go
I definitely don't have a balance.
Okay, but we don't have an extraction, right?
No, 20 minutes.
We're a quarter of the way through.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
That was observation duty 80.
That was so much fun.
Oh yeah.
I saw a man come out of a man's ass.
That's awesome we love that we love that you see Milky Girl again
No Milky Girl anymore, here she is, here's her mouth
I think she only exists in the farm
Aw then, no more Milky Girl
You should feel confident to milk everywhere in life, not just the farm
Yeah true, I know why that's true
specially made table milked down
that's all true that's not true you're right
that's so funny when you guys sneeze you get like
when I sneeze they're like what the fuck is that?
yeah cause you sneeze like a dad
I do sneeze like a dad
yeah you go brrrrrrrr
that's fucked up
that's why i just don't sneeze candy
yes no i'm sorry i've i've seen you sneeze and then buff's just like are you dying are you okay what's happening
it's bad he does it like 20 times in a row it gets really bad
that's why i'm just not allowed to sneeze the first couple times i'd be like oh bless you oh bless you
but then I'm like shut up
He's been from sneezing been from
My my claws are done. There's no one else to kill. Oh, there's more
There's always
I'm baffled because I'm playing to train and she's I'm sorry how you say it's to train was to train. I don't know but
She feels like all the characters that I've played that I was underwhelmed by
but she
Feels better like she doesn't feel she doesn't play different, but she feels stronger
Then like emba and Nick Royce and the other characters I've tried out. It's odd
It's like getting five kinds of vanilla ice cream and the fifth kind you're like oh wait
This one's actually kind of good, but it's like technically not that different
It's just vanilla bean and it has a real vanilla bean in it, it's like yellow instead of bleach
white.
Monday, take my ass.
Tuesday, take my ass.
Wednesday, take my ass.
Tuesday, take my ass.
Sorry, take my ass.
But now is Monday.
I'm really under guard, so someday I'll let you pass.
Yes.
Ooh.
I don't think you mean that.
No.
True, I would be a poser.
No, I meant the light taking the Sunday off.
No, that's true. That's a Sunday I'm a poser.
A religious poser? Yeah, that's so shy of one, cool.
Actually, no, you had a religious childhood.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One time as a kid.
When I was at a campground, they put all the kids including me in a giant pile of sawdust
and they hid coins in there and it was like 3, 2, 1, go!
Find like the quarters.
Some kid pushed me over and I just cried so I just stopped trying and then my mom
gave me like a couple quarters for like an arcade later.
what's the lesson in that was it just meant to be fun I think it was just meant
to be fine it was like kind of campground in there just like hey we got
this big old pile of sawdust throw the children in it how do you remember that
I don't know they just had a ton of sawdust I guess
I think the picture was really sweet
was that it was a campground but it was filled with wild bunnies that were very very sweet
and would come up and give them treats and stuff but there was just a shit ton of them
maybe that's how I remember it because I had fond memories otherwise
there was just a ton of bunnies around
Hey, buff.
Hey.
And that makes sense.
I want to get a drink.
That's when I kept pulling off the bike in front of everyone
and then I didn't go for the bike ride
and I met a dolphin instead.
That's how life works, Candy.
I didn't mean to, but I'm telling the truth.
I'm going to stand right here.
I'm going to be right back.
I want to get something to drink.
Okay
Yeah, I've been spinning forever
I'm not the only half way done. That's awesome
Haha, dude if you have ADHD and you want to watch something spin around
Perfect. There you go
You could you could use your gun you have to spin. No, I'm gonna not okay throw my bad. Sorry
I was trying to find it but then I looked at my map and she's really really far away.
Yeah.
life support incoming
Okay, I'll just turn right here. I'll spin around my girl. There's a lot of people down here. Hold up.
Oh, is it the bottom? Yeah, that's one of the spells I like to play. Oh wait, maybe it's not the place I'm taking off.
Monday
Yeah, I like to train more than I like embo for sure and whisper. I don't know
Go down the line
BAM BAM BAM
Actually if I hang out with mouse that's probably good because I can just heal her
Yeah, I'm coming back
Yeah, I'm just spinning chat
I'm just fucking spinning. Oh you guys have to use spinning mode you can use
spin pup
spin spin spin spin spin
oh you had your uh how'd your pouching emote score
good we only did like 10%
there's so much
oh
yeah she did a hundred like out of like a thousand
yep Jesus
holy shit you got a thousand emote
yeah we're like maxed out so I was doing it
on like 7 TV
yeah it's like way too much
I'm still alive yeah I buff friends you and I'm just being
just that powerful yeah you're so strong
I'm strong in the panic hormone. True. True.
I'm sorry guys, we can put it back if you guys want it.
Okay.
I'm not going to talk real bad, but like genuinely I want a hot dog.
Yeah, I was he you bought the tweeted like what is it about being 31 in a hot dog?
No, I said no, I would never say that.
But I but I did but I did say I was like I feel like when you get older and they're like
You're like you just want slob, you know. Oh
That's just you hating to eat well the hating the act of eating yeah, I don't like it
Yeah, that's a waste of time. I like you know food
Yeah, like I like food like I'm such a foodie, but like I just hate doing like oh, I'm hungry right now
have to go eat like I mean it's so stupid yeah like the routine gay today
food but the exciting like oh this place is a unique restaurant yeah concepts
and stuff yeah I like that yeah definitely enjoy hot dogs more than I
did when I was young I know so I don't know so much of being older and then
you're being like I just want to swap dog you know give me the process of
Doodoo fuck.
Doodoo fuck?
Yeah.
Life support activated.
The process of doodoo fuck.
Almost five minutes, guys.
Yeah.
Woo!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now I'm chilling.
I just want to work out my combo for this shit.
Like, what's the method press?
journey you guys want to know a fun warframe time yeah okay I learned
yesterday that this is the highest player counts they've ever had
Happy this past week?
Oh shit. All because of me. Let's go.
All because of Mountie.
All because of VTubers that are playing Warcraft.
Honestly, there was a huge resurgence and then with all the streamers, I mean, undoubtedly, it's had a huge influence on it.
I'm gonna lie and say it was me.
You can take the credit.
I think it's deserved it.
It must be a combination of new players trying it out, and then also people being like,
people like watching, being like, oh, it's different than it used to be.
Yeah.
But yeah, I thought that was pretty cool, because like, it's been up for like 12 years.
I must be crazy for them.
They must be pretty excited.
That's great.
I mean it's great for you to have such longevity in a game and then to see it
Come back like not that it ever, you know, I think went away, but just have such a huge resurgence
And I like an even bigger one. That's it's so cool
Yeah
And a full it's cool as somebody getting into it because there's just so much to do
So much
so much to do there's so much to do yeah so far it's also coming out soon too
I don't know what but well the product yeah yeah I want to get the
packing yes of course that's it together I just want to make sure I didn't know
that night like oh I'm just gonna go play together with my friends what are
you doing tonight again oh like I'm excited because it's like an MMO right
so we can have one of my people you think you're so purple do you get a cockledoo
Do
Sometimes but I try not to talk about it
What you're talking to do? Yeah, what you talk a noodle do?
Yeah, that's crazy. I don't want to talk about it
But did you do your
Ten strong melee hits. I think so. I mean like I did that I feel like in the other place
Yeah, I did mine the other place in check that it's I mean it's really straightforward. I don't know if I didn't check it
But I can
I mean just go kill a couple people here with your strong melee
Okay, here. There's something there. Have you killed people with your strong melee attack? You're not sure
Well, maybe if you just killed them here strong melee attack to be sure
Candy I should never talk again. Oh, I hope so, but you know
Shia
That's true, I'm sorry, I love it. It's my favorite. It actually is my favorite. I love hearing shy talk
I'm going to go sell all my form off.
You should sell all my form off.
You should hack my account and sell all my form off.
Just ask the dev to be like, can I get the candy to count?
Candy was fucking mean to me, dude.
He sold her form.
I don't deserve it.
I'll give it all to Shia so he can sell it.
Hey, we can go to the extraction.
Is it finally time?
Yeah, we can get out.
Good job.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Wait, there's a little shit up there.
Oh my god.
There's a lot of people over here.
Like a lot.
I definitely have it at this point.
There's no way at all.
I'm just slamming my foot on the ground constantly.
Oh yeah, her heavy melee is quite funny.
Try again.
Big leg slam.
Mike!
Hello?
What the hell is happening to me?
I think I had a glitch where I wouldn't stop meleeing for a second.
Or is that if I'm-
Hello.
Hello.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hey we got relics for that.
Oh nice, like a couple relics, that's fine.
Yes.
I got mega-
Oh my god, hello.
Wait, can you give me space aids, I'll switch characters.
It just happens.
Oh yeah, yeah, sure.
Yeah.
Okay, let me switch to my, so should I switch back to your, switch to a different character
and then we can get space aids and then we can switch back.
I'll switch to my other rabbit.
My borna.
Wait.
Wait.
Let me switch.
wait do we just like hang out together or like how do you how does it happen
well I don't want to frame I don't really want to frame and get framed and then they
frame and then they frame so what do I what do I do I gotta hang out like you
gonna come over come over okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait don't
mention yet okay I think it really is fucking Roomba's I was trying to do it
last time but like I pee in fact I'm gonna pee I'm just gonna be too
I
Pop has it I did have it. Oh, I do have it wait you do have it. I have it already. Oh
Do I have it?
I have it. Oh wait my room's open on my other frame. So wait, what do I do? Do I just play as him a bunch or just?
Oh wait, it wasn't the thing that's scuttling around on your ship a bunch?
I went up to the mouth thing and hit X and my little alien thing crawled around in its
mouth.
I don't know what's happening in this game anymore.
So I just- Okay, so I have it, but so wait can I switch to my other character right there?
I'm gonna go to Nexus for a week.
Like an actual week?
This thing literally-
Like a real life week?
Once it's ready, you can drain an incubator.
What does that mean?
I don't like that.
The place where you can make dogs.
Then, took a lunch.
Do I have it?
It takes seven days.
like real life days. Yes. Okay, so if I, okay, I have a question though. If it's on this character,
okay, and then I switch over to my other character, does it still count, or do I have to keep playing
as this? It still counts? Okay, sick. Shia, we can switch then. Okay. Fantastic. Switch it back to sex.
Is that what your volunteer is called?
Yeah, sex.
That's what she's called.
Nice.
I have pharaoh and then sex.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Makes sense?
That's her name.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm also going to purify.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay, okay. You just approve when you're ready to the back dude. I I'm so curious to see if you guys
Get to a second dream
That's okay, ma's I'm losing my senses. I mean you've only been live for like a casual 16 hours
It's only been 16 hours. I'm a pussy
I want to get into the second dream today.
You know what?
You know what?
I want you to see you.
You know what?
You're not...
You're...
You're...
You're gonna piss yourself today.
And I'm gonna play Warframe.
Piss yourself!
All right!
Right in the solar plexus.
I'm gonna I'm gonna be back in like two seconds. I don't know what is that implication candy?
I'm gonna go talk to a guy on a space station. I knew this would happen. What do you what do you mean?
What do you mean? Oh, you are always going off and running off and doing running off and running
Okay, I won't go talk to the guy on the space station, then I'll be I'll be good
for Mario Brothers
Super what the
What what?
Luigi, you should get some rest
The rest of what
Hello
Hello!
I'm here. I also have caramel popcorn from Christmas.
That's adorable. In my giant tin. My Christmas tin. Do you hear it? It's beginning to feel a lot like it. I do hear it. My Christmas tin.
I
Are we ready? I think my wishes had mom oh
Okay, she's saying one more. Yeah
She's paid in five
Uh oh.
You go Santa Claus, you go Santa Claus.
She's having the second dream right now.
Ha ha ha ha.
Have a nice day.
Ha ha ha ha.
So true.
Dude, I'm not there yet.
Ooh, defense.
I love defense missions.
I love defense.
I love defense.
I love sitting in one spot and watching everything die.
Our position has been compromised.
Oh, no.
Cargo until we get close.
What the fuck was that?
Yeah?
That is a morning threat from me.
Morning fat ball.
Got him.
Got him.
Okay, that should put flowers around you guys.
I have flowers, Candy.
I got little wounds around me, whatever these are.
I thought they were jellyfish.
The candy looks like jellyfish, it's true.
Aw.
It's interesting.
I'm stuck.
I'm okay.
I'm like, I don't remember what chat told me, 1 and 4 of a killing, 2 is to me maintain
because it's like a shield and three is something yeah I'm learning I'm learning I
want to know every frame instantly that's crazy yeah I just want to spin valid
That's what I want to do.
I still primarily play the Spider Lady or Axia, but yeah, Spider Lady, Spider Lady, Spider
Lady.
I miss your goop candy.
Where am I supposed to make it into life without your jizz on the ground?
Like a jizz.
You know what they say, the road to good intentions is paved with hell.
That's what you say, but I don't see it anywhere.
I'll get it out just for you.
I don't see it anywhere.
Just for you.
I think I have that one, do I?
I'll look.
We have to defeat Sargus Rook at Tethys on Saturn, which is next.
Okay.
And then we go to Uranus.
Uranus!
But that was, I mean, that was the last one, right?
I don't have that one.
Yeah, that was the last one.
Yeah, because Malice was gonna, so it's her last one.
Yeah.
She said one more.
Cause Mouse is a little sleepy.
Little sleepy?
Little sleepy.
She's a sleepy girl.
Oh, sleepy, ee-pee.
Is that my ass?
Yeah.
And then how much more do we have?
Until the second dream?
Probably a lot.
This is the last one and then we go to Uranus.
And then I think that we'll be close to doing that first story mission, the Nata, and then
second dream?
I don't know.
I'm guessing.
Don't do that.
How about we just take a nap and get a little snack, huh?
Yeah, I could be mistaken.
I think this has like an hour or two and then second dream is like a lot.
It's like a lot more.
What?
It's also intense survival, but it's it's not 20 minutes.
And then.
A second dream.
I
Secretary five hours
Five hours, I
Don't know. I haven't been there. I'm just so I won't say it's about two hours total
But the thing is you'll be like
You'll wake up and you'll be so fucking jazzed to do like sit when I wake up, but like when you play next you'll be
You'll be so fresh and ready
I'm just gonna polly assassinate me for distracting you because we're gonna do it and then I
Okay
messages in your inbox operator. Oh chat why do I have to put them on JST time? Happy
Tenno Ball. Awww why do I have to put them on JST time? Why can't they just do what
I want to do
I'm on Uranus already, right?
We're already on Uranus
Okay, we always do it night
What a look buttercup night
We have Christmas day core stream
and then after
Other stuff
After a night and then after that Christmas Eve and after that Christmas day and after that
I don't want to go, but I gotta play for 10 hours in missions in total.
Oh guys I don't wanna go but I gotta go.
I don't wanna go but I gotta go.
I'm going to go to bed now. If I don't go to bed now, I'm going to pass out.
And then I won't wake up and then we won't have our stream.
Thank you guys so much for spending 16 hours of your day with me.
I appreciate all of you so, so much.
I love you. Thank you for being there for me.
And thank you for loving me and thank you for being the best community ever.
And I'll be back tonight for more fun.
More fun.
We waited, we waited.
Oh my god.
We waited.
We waited.
We waited.
We're both on.
We waited Candelasta and we waited.
We waited both nights.
Oh my god, I can't even read for my OBS.
What the fuck?
This new update sucks!
This new update sucks!
Anyway, I'll be back guys.
Bye bye!
Bye.
Bye.
I'ma show you how to make a pound!
I be clickin' heads like eggs in a basket When I see the money, I gotta go and grab in a cast on the house
But my friend loves the cabbage I be doin' things so good on a bad habit
I know I'm mad here, cute dog I don't have my back playin' me from
Like do a bitch, I don't see y'all So I'm gonna help like I need to
I need a shh
Black in my skin and white in my crown
But I shoulda moved here, he ain't allowin'
Let me see your plight, don't wanna make it ground
Only white naked, don't make booty-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a