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02-05-2026 · 9h 30m
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If you want to have fun, put your hands up like a trident.
If you want to be hungry, give me a new bathroom.
New bathroom!
Put your hands up like a trident.
Hey, hey, hey, hey
We want to be together
And we're free
One minute, one minute
One minute, one minute
Hey, hey, hey, hey
When Julia went to the U.N.I.
I went with my cousin to the U.N.I.
My friends in the Bronx, you know
They don't have any friends
But I feel like they're very good
They don't like to mess with me
Hey, so I can pass on the dreams
And keep giving it to them
I understand the disco
Like a four-wheeled car
The Perico is white
I feel like I'm in the piano, but I don't know if it's the flow of love or love
Pink bomb, flow, PSO, pink bomb, with silence, I steal them all
J-bomb, hey, I'm in the middle, I don't have a wallet, no
With the jankies, I'm the best, I run back and forth, I go like the stadium
Que hace tiempo por ahí no se ve
Será que ya me supero
Y le va bien
Mientras que yo
Por hecho pienso
Que estaré haciendo mirar
Que hace tiempo por ahí no se ve
Será que ya me supero
Y le va bien
While I think about the poor thing
That God blocked
I've been doing, I've been smiling, I've been sleeping, I've been smoking, I've been drinking
I'm the only one who's getting out
Like another one, I'm not me, I'm not me
Like that one, I'm not me
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Well, there's something I talked about.
Well, I was telling you.
Attention Freaks, it's me.
Uh, attention freaks.
It's me.
Well, okay, I've been, I've been sick, I've been sick for the past few days, I've been
ill. I'm okay now though, well kind of okay. Please know I'm under the weather and I had
soup earlier and I burned my mouth because I tried to have some soup. I was too hot
I forgot that hot things are bad for you.
Hot bad.
I'm not like the whole inside and I'm now burnt.
Do you read fanfiction?
Uh, I used to.
I don't anymore.
I'm an adult now.
I'm an adult now, so I don't.
I used to though.
I say no the truth is the reason why I don't read fan fiction now is because I
don't have time I believe in how time to read at all
did you rest it oh my god I thought you wrote something else and I was gonna
be like what did you just say? I was like what did you just say to me? What the fuck?
God, what did you read? Well, definitely not that. How? Hey, any thoughts on booby being
invited to PSJ. Uh, he was invited. I'm glad he didn't join, but that didn't work out. What
do you want me to say? I knew it was happening. And I'm glad it never worked out. How wasn't
You're recording this?
What the fuck is happening?
Guys also, I just want to let you know, I am on alarm medicine right now.
Okay? I'm on alarm medicine.
I'm on alarm medicine. A lot.
A lot because I am sick. A lot.
A lot. A-L-O-T.
A-L-O-T. I am very sick.
You claim to not be feeling a hundred percent yet you a hundred percent made my day
explain sweet thank you so sweet thank you very much hello everyone oh it's me
Boston mouse I'm here to confirm a collaboration between bad bunny and
Iron mouse. Find us at the Super Bowl half time show.
Let's go everyone.
I fuck a wish bro.
I fuck a wish.
Mouse, please don't tell us you just opened your mouth and just poured the soup in like
a cartoon character.
Also, pro-tip soup is usually hot.
Thanks for the awarding.
Thanks for telling me, guys.
You guys, thanks.
Thanks for telling me.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Was watching Numi's stream yesterday.
She said she was thinking about asking you to duet on her new cover.
But she got shy and skipped.
Can you please slap some sense into her with your magic chancla so we can get the
the duet of the century.
Did you see that Overwatch 2 is adding Sanrio character skins?
There's a cinnamon roll one.
Everybody...
Everybody's out of me...
And the sand real stuff.
Cough, cough, cough, cough.
is it overwatch? overwatch uh overwatch 2?
Watch 2
No more 2
Oh it's getting renamed to what?
Pressure's overwatch
What the fuck?
Uh...
Okay
They dropped the 2
Wait, what?
What is happening?
What?
I have to fucking...
I have to fucking sneeze.
But it's like stuck.
Goddammit.
So sorry to hear that you've been a little under the weather recently, Mousy,
and hope that you feel better soon.
Be sure to eat a big bowl of hot Vietnamese pho, get plenty of rest, and drink lots and
lots of topo chico.
Yes, I'll drink lots and lots of topo chico.
All on same.
Is that since Boston Mouse came onto the scene, the Patriots are back in the Super Bowl?
Coincidence?
I think not.
We gotta do something about boss and mouse bro, this is too much shit, unbelievable.
This is unbelievable bro.
Hey grandpa, how are you going?
uh oh shit they're already... guys
I'm sorry I'm like I'm so discombobiliated right now
I don't even know if this is real. Am I really live? Am I live for real?
the
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I
Was like
I kind of like
What's going on?
What is going on?
I wish she didn't hear an action in her live, otherwise she'd see this music. Fuck you.
oh yeah have a collab oh shit they're in the group chat right now fuck guys we're
gonna be playing we're playing yab yab we're playing yab yab today
mouse wake up you're gonna be late for school no I dropped out of school a long
time ago stream yeah I did see that but I wanted to clarify anyways just in
in case. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Matai!
I have to believe it to you first. I'm sorry, I'm sick and I burn my mouth with soup.
So if I sound funny, it's okay. But I want to be here for your birthday.
Oh, I got a soup on her.
She's soup.
Ooh.
Yeah.
You say sea soup?
Yeah, conty soup.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought you said sea soup.
I was like, oh, soup of the sea.
My soup of the sea.
I also heard some soup, like rinsing sea water.
I heard it's good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was like, what is that?
Like salt and oysters and.
Yes, and more soups, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like, damn, okay.
Hello.
She's got a stew over there.
Are you having a great birthday?
Yeah, I am.
It's good.
So far, I got a few announcements out of the way.
We got some collabs in.
I got some collabs out.
I'm ordering food and seltzers to the house.
Oh.
Yippee.
I'm so excited.
Junie made us watch Leverence.
I'm like two episodes away.
I'm so excited to finish watching Severance as well.
That was on my list, no spoils, no spoils.
No spoils, Amelie, it's incredible.
That's what I hear, that's what I hear.
Try to like pace yourself, get it like three episodes at a time or two episodes at a time.
It's so good.
She made it!
I was doing braids while I was waiting.
It's like just finished.
I just logged in to see how it works so I think I might I wanted to like be the one
to be like this is how you play guys.
I don't know let me do it.
Everybody buy the game and download the game I forgot to do my little.
Okay sick.
I installed him a playing Final of the Fantasy.
Let's go! Let's go!
I see you've been playing Final of the Fantasy a lot.
Yeah, yeah, but I'm getting back into my adventures. I'm in Endwalker's Nails.
I'll join you on your adventures sometime.
Yippee!
Aww.
Endwalker is like, what level is it? Like 70, level 60.
We're part of it.
80? I would say.
Yeah.
I mean last time I played was nine months ago so
I know how to invite you guys
Thanks
I got him
I got you
Lime's just played this and she was telling me that she liked it but she felt like it was
really punishing kind of like a lethal company
Oh no
Like if you meet some monsters sometimes you just die but like a repo where you can
can actually hide and kill them back.
It's more like a lethal conflict.
It's not pretty exciting.
Not telling you're not online.
Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry, love me.
Hi.
Hi.
I am.
I am.
I'm always hiding.
Santa Mouse.
OK, Haruka, thank you.
Where's the fine biome?
I have to unfortunately sit in this chair
for each and every invite.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I have to get out of this chair
and sit in this chair every time I want to end it.
Oh, wait, let's be in one friend at a time!
Oh, is there- Oh, there's proximity chat in here!
Oh, yeah.
Dude, you see the sound?
Wait!
Dude, it's- Dude, that's taking my son!
Now he's into sound-
Oh, wait, I'm gonna play the phone.
Oh, wait, I'm gonna play the phone.
Oh, wait, I'm gonna play the phone.
Hola.
Wanna use the in-game?
Hola!
Let's use in-game.
Okay.
Well, well, well, well and all the connections to love
Conversation
Oh no.
Hold on.
Uh oh.
This is gonna be bad.
This is not good.
Wait a minute.
This is gonna be very bad.
My mouth is.
Ah!
Ah!
I'm really buying.
Okay, we can hear you, P.P.
How's that?
How's that?
There we go.
Okay, perfect.
What color am I now?
I'm red.
I want to be blue.
What color am I?
You're white.
You're white blue.
No!
Haha!
Your white boo!
Nooooooo!
Oh, you can do it in settings.
So hit settings, go to general, you can change your color.
I'm blue, I put blue.
I'll take green.
I can take purple.
Wooooh!
Hmmmmmm!
I don't know what I'm about.
I'm the awful one.
I like it, I like it.
I like it!
I like it, I like it.
I want to see up your skirt wait I want to see up your skirt wait me first
Here you guys go.
She is Canadian!
Wow!
Boxers of reefs!
What are you doing?
Thank you, leg.
Oh, we can emote.
We can emote.
Hold T.
Tee!
Bop, butter, mimi, mimi, mimi, mimi!
Oh, this is accurate.
Bye, life.
Oh, Mocky, what should I walk in here?
Oh, what is this?
I hope you are all happy.
I could stand on someone's hand.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, she's standing up here.
She's standing up here.
Oh, Mocky, what should I walk in here?
Oh, Mocky, what should I walk in here?
Oh, Mocky, what should I walk in here?
Oh, Mopkey, what should I walk in here?
I hope you all have an appetite to buy a moses' check.
Oh, she's standing on my head!
You're all pretty people, and I hope you all have plenty
of those fancy, pansy, quaffy drinks to try.
And you, a sloth, can't do anything!
What the fuck?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
I didn't get a law on that.
Fireball!
Fireball!
Up dog.
You gotta get a wand come to this tree come here you can break off a thing
A stick!
Right off the stick.
The wand of wands!
George, how do I...
AHHHH!
Up dog!
Oh!
Oh!
You can also keep saying dog!
Up dog!
Up dog!
Up dog!
Time for a...
You should be holding right click though, yeah?
Let's go!
What's that?
Where did you get the lipstick?
Oh, it's the tree over here.
The tree. There's one more.
Where'd it go?
What does this mean?
I'm summoning.
Just like lethal company.
We have quota! We have quota girl!
What do we do?
What do you mean we have quota?
We got quota!
I'm just gonna play quota.
Okay, so this is the part where I stop playing, so I actually don't know what to do at this point anymore.
So I don't know where to ring the stuff to get quota, but...
I have to grab stuff.
Wait, how do you know what I'm scrolling?
I need stuff away.
I didn't know what...
Oh!
oh oh oh i tell him oh i didn't know what makes buddy
oh oh is that me oh i'm so sorry i don't know i don't think so
guys i'm on the chandelier
I think I got a swing from the swing and a wing.
It's so much great guys.
Maybe we jump down here?
Oh ouch.
People are saying that we're not the great stuff, but I don't know if that's real or not.
We do?
I think that's mine.
I don't think that's what the plus one means, right?
Or do we just break stuff?
Oh yeah, look at the top.
We are just breaking stuff.
I love that.
I want to break these things.
I'm going.
This is fun.
I'm going.
Fireball.
No fireball unfortunately.
I hope we get fireballs.
We have an imposter.
We have an imposter amongst us.
We don't?
Imposter?
How do you know that?
We make a game called amongst us.
I know that because when you just tried to kill me, when you sickos,
you sick sick people.
Oh, we just have to fuck everything up.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Look at that.
We are making money somehow.
Arrow.
Yeah.
Yes, see the top? See how it says 245 out of 900?
Yeah.
Yeah, I used to use great stuff.
Oh, oh god, oh god, this is-
This is a star arrow!
Oh!
And double jump.
Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh!
Updog.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Oh.
Okay, I see.
So you use, like, updog to get up these shells?
Arrow.
Oh, but it takes forever to like load.
Ah!
Ah!
I'm done.
I hear a gun!
There's a guy here!
Hey, roll!
There's a guy up there.
There's a guy up there.
There's a guy up there.
There's a guy up there.
It was a night.
It was a night.
And he was walking up there.
Oh.
Hmm.
You see?
He's walking.
Okay, up there!
Oh, I heard him!
Hmm, you'll see him on the screen.
Mulder's Gate!
Got him!
It's not your barrel.
AHHHHH!
Look at those, I've got them!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
HAHAHA!
He's coming!
He's coming!
What? What's coming?
The guy's coming!
Where are we?
He's coming!
Where? Where? Where?
He's up there!
What are we talking about?
The guy's right there!
Look at him, look at him, look at him!
That guy!
Oh him?
Yeah!
Arrow!
Oh shit!
Arrow!
Tempest!
Ahhhh!
Tempest!
Good job!
Get him, get him, get him girls!
Get him!
Idiots, idiots, idiots, idiots!
Arrow!
Take this!
Tempest!
Take this!
Arrow!
A dog!
Arrow!
A dog!
A dog!
A dog!
A dog!
Oh, it's Tempest.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, screw that.
I don't think we can-
Oh, Arrow.
Ah!
Ah!
We heal yet?
Arrow.
Tempest.
Arrow.
This is Tempest.
Come on!
This is Tempest.
Come on!
This is fun!
It is really good!
Ahhhh!
Why are we gonna like burn it with her?
Hero!
Wanna come down this way?
Stop it!
Ow!
Hero!
Hero!
Tempest!
Wow!
He really hurts me!
Tempest!
No!
No!
Hero!
Hero!
Wait, this looks super-
Oh god, he's gonna kill me!
What's happening here?
Are you dead?
She's dead!
oh oh what is this oh is this to revive wait I have a Phoenix feather
I don't know, I don't know where I'm at.
I found him.
Oh, I feel my wand.
Wait, I have an idea.
Meet the Corpus.
A Helioculus.
And a Mami-Bala-Long.
Deep-Nar.
Corpus.
Oh, wow, just a little bit.
I
Love how we all figured out we have to say the words and then I'm just gonna probably be that way
That's amazing. You guys are like speaking then tongues
I don't have a thing anymore!
Headbang.
No, I brought my stuff.
Headbang.
I'll take no, except.
I rolled.
Watch out!
Watch us down!
Oh!
What, I have a wand!
Help!
Help!
I think I'm not a good guy.
Why do I get my wand?
Help!
I rolled.
Wait, he's going, he's going.
I rolled.
Headbang.
What are you-
I'm going to get my wand.
Where are you-
I'm going to get my wand.
What the fuck?
Hey, what's up?
Help!
Help, man.
Ah!
What the fuck is that?
That fist!
Hey, roll!
What?
What the fuck?
What just happened?
Guys?
Hello?
Help, I got transformers.
Are you...
Are you guys okay?
Help, look at that!
I do transform!
I don't want to transform and do that.
I don't want to be that I don't want to be that I don't want to be that I don't want to be that I don't want to be that thing
How do we get out of here?
What the fuck?
Who's alive?
Who's alive are you guys still alive?
Yeah, yeah, can we leave so we leave like how do we get out of here I'm up here are
Are you under a plant?
I'm right here, I'm right here.
Baby, do you think it's like where I died?
Oh, oh shit.
Oh.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
There's a guy, there's a guy here!
Come on, get out of here.
Oh shit.
There's a second guy.
I want to die.
I'm surprised.
I don't think they can kill her.
I really need to get out of here.
I need my wand.
Oh, I'm so scared.
What are you doing?
Got best.
I'm best.
Why he kind of, I love a man in uniform.
Awww!
This is bad.
Okay, okay this is good.
I wonder how do we...
Extract.
Yeah.
Oh, we just, uh.
I really need to break stuff.
Oh wait, I need to break something.
Oh we still have more?
We gotta find something, break it.
Oh, we have two minutes until we all die.
Yeah, we have a good morning.
What the hell is this?
I'm gonna die?
I'm gonna die, dude.
I don't wanna die.
Basil is hard.
Oh, get that.
Nice.
What the hell is that?
I wanna die.
Oh, my God.
Oh!
Oh!
You're up in?
It was just hard, guys.
What the hell is that?
Because you look like a freak.
Oh, sorry.
I'm a freak.
I'm sorry, man.
Oh, shit.
It's okay, we're all a little weird.
You're no freak.
I was scared.
Oh, scared.
Oh, scared.
Oh, scared.
Oh, beautiful.
The moon is so beautiful tonight.
Don't be scared.
It's beautiful.
Like your eyes.
Oh, shit.
It looks like nothing in the moonlight.
Oh, I took those out here.
There was 10 gold in here.
They took it.
Oh, okay.
I took it.
Oh, no wonder we have 10 gold in our report though.
Freaking everything dude.
I want to speedrun this shit.
Dude, I'm just seeing a bunch of subtitles all going dee dee dee dee dee.
Oh again, side down.
I think that's how you hide from the enemies.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I think we can kill him.
Oh, barrel did?
Oh yeah.
Okay, good to know.
This is good to know.
Now I know.
We're gone.
Stop dying, Miles.
Okay.
Thank you.
Guys, we're gonna die, I need to tell them.
No, no, no, no, no, no, we're gonna-
Hey, guys!
That's a failure, we need to do our best.
Hey!
Uh, hello?
Hello?
Where do we need, oh, shit!
Ghost approaches, who's the-
Ah!
Who's the ghost?
Yeah!
What ghost?
A ghost!
Oh, that's a ghost.
Carol?
Oh, that guy.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, shit.
I was like bumping nose.
Oh, oh.
Did you just hear the power?
Well, oh.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Ooh.
I'm going to beat you.
I'm ready.
I know how to play now.
I get it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, what sucks is when you die, you lose your wand, then you're ready.
your wand then you're just like useless I don't know I went outside to try to
see if I could like get one from a tree but none of the trees had branches
Wait, we don't have to play now.
Oh, this is all the stuff that I got.
I got all these stuff.
From when we were there.
Oh, what are you guys doing here?
I have all these stuff here.
We have a pile of treasures.
I wonder what they do.
Oh, I just want to get more spells.
Pretty nice.
I don't know if we eat.
Can we sell them at the end for extra money?
I'll eat it.
Wait, it says you.
Eat the egg.
I can't eat it.
You look so terrified when you talk it, you see.
Wait, did you eat it?
The mushroom made me levitate.
What?
I don't love it.
Wait, what does the egg do?
Wait.
It doesn't say you can use it.
Oh
You wouldn't get it.
You wouldn't get it.
It's like, yeah.
I like how to reward him.
That was weird.
Oh, deal, steal!
Deal, steal!
Oh.
Where do we get new branches? Are we even able to get new branches?
On the tree.
Oh, okay.
There we go.
What was this?
No, we're doing great. We're gonna get it.
It's their names, please.
We have like mini-quests.
Ready?
Ready.
Cause before it said, this is...
AARGH!
BAAAAAAAARGH!
Wait! You have no containers with this!
BAAAAAAARGH!
What? You can't use this!
You can't use this!
You can't use this!
It's with no containers with this!
Yeah!
I should have known!
BAAAAAAARGH!
Is there an email to piss?
Oh my god!
Yeah!
You wanna hear it?
I like it!
Where?
I'm gonna start feeding.
I mean, I can't ask for a feed.
Wait, which, which, where do you see Piss?
I don't know who.
Are you?
Fill containers with this?
Yeah, I just, I just wrote, you know,
if I got the bonus, I'll give you one.
Hey guys, girl.
Hey!
I killed it.
I was here to kill you.
I'm gonna swap.
Are you gonna piss one?
Yeah, uh, not a piss one, but there's a,
there's a quest where you have to fill containers with this.
Come here.
What?
Here, I'll show you.
I'm gonna see if this works here.
Believe in yourself.
Okay.
Okay.
It is a game quest that we get more gold.
What the hell is this?
It fills containers with piss.
Up.
Uh, destroy things.
What?
Okay, we gotta remove the helmet, destroy things, and piss everywhere.
Got it.
We're the piss girls.
We got this.
We're the piss girls.
Everybody get a wand.
Ladies, are we ready?
The piss is real.
Piss is real.
We have to start pissing.
Pissing.
Let's start pissing.
How are you supposed to do this?
Let's start pissing.
Let's start pissing!
Guys, guys, wait, we were gonna start a traveling band of lizards!
Oh no!
We were gonna do a concert and everything!
We can do it, thanks.
Listen, I brought my flute.
I've practiced things so hard.
I was just learning how to use the flute!
Wait, how do I use the flute?
So how do you use it?
Right click and then click.
I am using right click.
Oh, so you hold right click and you have to touch on the individual nodes.
I have it in my op-ham. How do I use it?
Oh, um...
You have it out, so just hold right click.
You're one.
Tempest.
And then I hit arrow, huh?
You want right now?
So you put it in your main hand?
How do I do that?
Hit F to swap.
Ah, there you go.
There you go.
Ah, you're cooking.
I'll play here.
Arrow.
Oh, there's a mushroom.
You need to enter to eat the mushroom.
Arrow.
Wait, you need to click an arrow.
Tempest.
Yup.
By Loot!
Nice move.
You're the best, fuck boy.
I'm not bad with the hand-grain player this side of the message, I think.
Yeah.
I call this one the God.
Yeah, there's a mushy if you want a bit of a mushy.
Yeah, we're gonna be able to cook it.
Dude, do I have anything else for you?
I'm great!
Oh, really?
Thank you.
I don't have a wand, so little fun stuff for you, and you know...
How'd she come here with us?
We've just got to go, okay?
We've just got to help.
Yeah.
Arrow.
That's it.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Stop it.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Stop this.
We're freaked out.
We're freaked out.
Sorry.
I'm just breaking stuff.
You can get ground to feed it better.
It might help you revive.
Arrow!
Okay.
Arrow!
I fixed it.
You're out.
Yeah!
Ow, ow, ow!
You're hurting me!
I'm coming down.
You're hurting me!
I forgot your Stanley Fire.
I'm coming down, Rose.
I'm coming down.
We have to go up the store, maybe?
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Oh, Lord.
OK, everybody, look away.
Look away.
Look away.
So, ooh.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
So, ooh.
Hello.
I thought she was going to save me money.
What is it?
It's...
Um...
What did you find?
Oh!
I found a secret room!
It has spells!
Oh, healing potion!
Wait a second!
Now, let's take one of these potions.
What?
There's some potions here. There's some health potions.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Hang on, though. On the thing.
Did you study?
Um, I'm gonna study really fast.
What is it again?
You have to study.
So, freshwater pearl.
I need to put it in the cauldron.
Wait, wait, wait, okay, that, okay, that, and then we need two leaves, here's one leaf,
one leaf, and then I need another leaf.
Can you see a second leaf?
Uh...
I'll put him to...
He needs to be out there with that helmet.
No more leaves!
No more leaves.
We need to leave them forge.
Mmmmm...
Can you appear?
Any leaves?
No.
No leaves.
Errol.
Hmm.
And...
Oh, this was that.
Ooh.
Errol.
Oh
Drop it all this get drop it all off break everything break everything break everything
Break it all!
Or do we use it to kill the ghost? I don't know.
I see.
We do have over quota. We have more quota.
Oh, we want all of that.
Yeah, that's good.
How the push is how do we get out?
Crazy! Is this how we get out?
Break it all!
I'll save the problem, too.
Save it!
Save it!
Save it!
Thank you.
You see, I have to hold my right foot?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can pick it up.
Yeah.
It's down.
Where does this go?
Hiro!
Save it.
How?
That was me.
like where do we say like okay we've got another one
Guys where'd you go?
We're here to help.
Try to figure out if there's a way to get out.
How do we leave?
Where are my friends? Where are you guys?
Over here.
I can see a guy in the cage.
That's B.
You're the guy in the cage?
I'm the guy in the cage.
We're GOAL!
Motion makers!
Yeaaah!
I don't know where everybody...
Oh.
Ooh.
Up top.
Oh!
Ah!
I don't know where everybody went!
I don't know where everybody went!
Oh!
Ow! Sorry! Oh shit!
Fuck!
Here's another, here's another!
I wonder how we get out of here.
That's not what we're trying to figure out.
I don't know where everybody else went, they're like right here.
We don't know how, how do we get out?
Up dog.
Did we go up?
We think it says, the thing is it says night two, so we're doing something right?
Well because we died, we died the first night.
We came from up there.
Yeah.
Up dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
I don't think it's a dog.
I don't think it's a dog.
A dog, a dog.
Is the angel at their house?
No.
A dog?
I think we do have to go the other way and go all the way out.
Yeah, I think we were going the right way even, maybe.
Yeah, that's right.
What's down?
Oh, down there to walk, it's like a guy in a cage.
And that's it.
Oh, okay.
Riki, let's just go all the way out.
You go outside and look around there's a tower that is glowing the exit is there
Guys, we have eyes really far
Oh, we're gonna make it
This game had those twirl I was really sad I was like no
I think we work on them are we going to get out? Yeah
There is a guy in here be careful. Oh, I see him
That's a bad guy.
Uh-oh.
Oh, stop it.
I'm at home.
We can hide.
All right.
Ten seconds.
I have to break in here.
Oh, I'm so juicy.
A lot of juicy stones.
Juicy and breakable.
You don't have my time, though.
I gotta get out of here.
I gotta get out of here.
Run!
Help me climb!
Oh, man!
What? What did I say? Good boy?
Here?
Okay, let's do it again.
Holy shit!
Okay, oh my god. And then do we go up more?
Oh, that looks so positive.
That looks good.
This looks correct.
I just promised.
I'll break the walls.
There's seven more to break.
There's seven floating walls.
Is that one up there?
Is it blowing purple?
You see that up there?
I don't know what the wand has to get it.
Oh, hey, guys.
I got the seven oars in the time.
You want to lock the gates?
Up dog.
Up dog.
Up dog.
I broke one.
Oh no!
Hi, I'm getting old.
At least we got a medicine.
Ow!
We gotta get out of here.
Ow!
There's a bunch of stuff in here too.
Oh god.
We have to get in.
Oh no!
Duck dog.
Ow!
How do we get out?
Hero.
Get down.
Uh-oh.
We're never getting out.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Get down.
Uh-oh.
We're never getting out.
Carol.
Maybe I'll let you.
Don't forget the thing.
Oh, it's over.
Yeah, we're good.
Oh, no!
We'll get it next time.
Uh-oh.
No!
Carol.
Ah!
Damn it!
Ah!
Ah!
Hi.
Ow.
Oh, fuck.
Guys?
Hi.
Hello, ghosty ghost.
Oh!
Ah!
Oh, fuck.
I'm dead. Yeah, probably. This is fun. We're getting, we're getting, this is fun. We're getting a hang of it.
I actually found the tower.
We got it next time. We got it next time.
Yeah, the area I was going in, I opened the door and I saw the glowy tower up there, so.
Okay, we're gonna definitely get it next time then. That's fun.
That's fun
Here we still have to destroy things okay, everyone get a wand again
I'll put I'll put her on the warp point. Don't worry
What is it?
It's Moms.
This is me. It's like the background music.
It's like that vibe.
Not that.
I'm here.
This is my kiss feral.
And nobody else is.
Hello.
Hello.
Would you like a kiss? You can kiss. Here you go.
It feels like vibe.
What on earth should we go?
You can poop.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got me now.
Ow!
You're hurting me!
You're hurting me!
You're pulling me!
Ah!
I didn't mean to!
I didn't mean to!
No, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I do understand that you're getting the hang of it.
I like that.
I like that.
Truly, truly.
This is really fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We are getting better.
Yeah, we are getting better.
They still give you currency, even if you die.
Like, even if you die, they're still giving you currency.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow! Ow!
You got the piss one!
Yeah!
You got the piss! Let's go!
Yeah!
I can feel so many containers. I'm so full.
AHHHH!
Wow, it's quite a flow.
You asked.
You can't go by me, P.
Yeah, you did, Aaron.
That's a lot of piss, I think you should see a dog if the hell is that.
Oh, why is that booger?
Oh, it, like, slows you down.
The plot actually doesn't look like it's a young boy.
Cool.
Fun.
Ready to go again?
You all ready?
Once more?
We can pick up the little rock.
Oh, my God, I can ride it around.
Oh, shit.
Oh, bye!
Hi, you went to a different dimension
Holy mackerel
I take my tail
dog
What the?
Just forgive me money
What the fuck?
He gave me money.
I really like it that they're like, what do you got?
Girls' night with me on each other
Wagon bone
Wagon bone, Wagon bone
That's a really weird drunk person outside
Uh-oh
He's got no unbeased blood, no unbeased!
Ah, so fucking ugly!
Fuck yeah!
No unbeased!
I don't think I had those in here.
That's cool.
Nice, nice.
I really love that we're just naked under this.
I really hate it!
I really hate it!
Oh no!
I can't see us!
I can't see us!
Release her!
Release her!
I can't!
Piss!
I can't!
Where am I?
I can't!
I can't stand
What the?
Oh my god
Come on
I'm just a fish.
I'm just a fish.
I'm just a fish.
Look what I found.
Is it just a dog?
God are you really up there?
If you can tell me what are the signs.
Take this out please.
Can you please tell me?
You sound like Donald Duck.
Oh my god you do sound like Donald Duck when you're a fish.
I do?
I do?
Turn me into a fish.
I want to hear this
I don't think you can hear it yourself
Well I'm gonna go to your stream so I can hear it
Oh true true
You can turn me into a fish
Alright, it's time
It's time
Ready?
Yeah I'm ready
Fish yuck
Oh shit
Okay
They're tough
I'm a fish
Oh my god, you're gonna eat my Donald Duck
I was thinking of the Mario Luigi series.
You can sell stuff to the rest of the world.
Oh, and in Kingdom Hearts, you have Goofy and Donald as your teammates.
And really, if you let them like, cause you can like, either control what they do,
or you can let like, like, like the game AI figure it out,
and if you let the game AI do it, Donald's vote.
That makes sense, Mystery.
Mystery.
She is a classic healer, amirite.
He's DPSing over there.
Are you guys taking his mask?
When you sell stuff to her, her mask spins.
He sells treasures from the basement.
I have a story for y'all very quick okay story time to show my idea the door
obviously from all and I took off my wireless heads headphones that I'm
wearing my headset and I put it like on my door and it was just you girls like
clucking like chickens
So while the guys waiting to stand my passport
It was
I don't want I'll hold
I didn't think
Then you are angry
I have my high-nude tequila
We don't have to know no share
One embarrassing
Missed it era
The stream together the stream together
We're just blowing the fucking shop keep
Okay, I joined
shorter from two let me let me get myself a little something something
why does the shop keep staring at my ass
hey ama the shop keeps keep staring at my ass
Oh, well, you know, maybe she thinks you know anything.
If you don't hear you, I'm off your sp-
Bill, I guess it's good to see you, Bill. Thanks for stopping.
I'll stop again here for a third.
It was okay. The noodles were good for you.
Can you hear me now?
Yeah.
Yes.
Todd Best!
Okay, said yes.
Sorry, accident.
Arrow!
Arrow!
Ow!
Arrow.
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.
Is that mouse hero?
These are the monsters.
I'm the monster.
Oh, no.
I don't know.
We've sounded monstrous.
Wait, Dika, you have to piss.
You piss on me.
Yeah, Dika, you gotta open the barrel.
Open the barrel.
Come piss.
Stop making the barrels.
The U.S. here.
Open the barrel.
Dekker's.
Dekker's got to get the lids.
Aw, this ones don't have lids.
OK, OK.
Yeah, my bad.
I'm right up for you.
I'm right up.
I'm right up.
Hey, guys, the eyeball's back.
Whoa, what's going on?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Are you alright?
I've all looked at me and you burned my blood.
I know. I saw it in real time. I did nothing to stop it.
Can't fit.
Oh, oh, so things are falling.
Arrow.
I don't know how to stop them.
Should we tell them for it?
Arrow.
There'll be them.
Oh, you're one of them now.
I'm one of them now.
Yeah.
You look so cute.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, big, big, big, big, big.
Oh, oh.
Oh, I'm back.
Yeah.
I don't know if you heard me that entire time, but I did
You've got my smooth
You were so cute. I don't think you're key
Little naked chicken
Oh
these make sure not to break that one
oh I can't pee
I know what you get good, no worries
arrow
I'm hiding, no one knows where an arrow
campus
ahhhh
ow
oh shit
I
hurt myself
today
wait, you here
um you hear that noise of really like music oh yeah here too we're
just painting with this shirt! uh! ero!
campus! campus oh there we go
up that was kind of
fuck you fainty
fuck you fucking pain dude
fucking pain to dude
i don't know
oh we're here
yeah you see that yeah i think if we
turn left over schmere he might
yeah this this this is the tower
this is it this is how we can get out
this is it
yeah this is it
Dude, we just ditched everyone's stuff.
Oh yeah.
Oh!
That's okay, babe.
Okay, I have many spleems to spare.
What happens if we leave?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, track! Right there!
What?
This work. We could just extract.
We should just wait here.
Oh, we can see them!
Oh, that's so cute.
That's sad.
I've never seen that so cute.
Yeah, we can switch POBs.
Oh, sorry!
We can switch them all on the way.
That's okay.
Yeah, I'll get off at the moment.
Yeah, I think we can switch POBs.
Look.
Oh.
That's sad.
That's it!
Honoring Orbe.
I think they're enough. I'm seeing them, Blah.
Blah?
Yeah, I think they're applying the Pyso-meter on them.
Think they'll find us?
Yes.
I don't-
Ah, Geek is pissing. Do you see that?
She's just pissing away.
This is...
There, just break your prison every way.
You know what I'm proud of?
A wall?
This is the tower that we have to escape in.
Yeah, this is the one I found before the ghost time.
Oh, nice.
So come over here, babe.
We can see P.B. and P.B.
Oh, you can see where they are?
Yeah!
Magic ball!
Also, I got a gift. Anybody want it?
Where is it?
Yeah, sure. I'll take them.
Oh, Fogg.
Hello.
He's a Fogg.
I don't really know what he does. His name's Greg.
Greg the Fogg.
Hello. You know what?
I think I saw him brother. He gave me money.
He gave you money?
Yeah, he dropped like coins on my feet.
They're doing it. They're destroying stuff.
Thanks, Greg.
I think we're doing it you guys found this place fast yeah um I don't know how
though we did it with the power of friendship I think oh wow you guys are
just so in touch like that oh oh the game in here
You didn't up your dog enough.
I didn't up my dog!
Up dog.
Shit, I don't know why.
I just realized I forgot to eat.
Up dog.
Up dog.
Up dog.
Up dog.
Up dog.
Up dog.
Up dog.
Up dog.
Up dog.
What time?
Why don't you eat? Why don't you let ladies ever eat?
Every time I talk to you, you're like,
I haven't eaten anything.
They're drinking water in 17 days.
She's saying I'll fucking fuck you.
I'll see, bro.
Yeah.
I took on you.
You were like, like, like humping little furbees in the closet.
You're like, eat me, eat me, eat me.
You guys seemed to like the survivor or something?
Listen, listen, listen.
Yeah?
I just forgot.
Because you haven't eaten anything, you have no brain power.
You're running zero gas.
I've been accidentally fasting.
You really have, truly.
Yeah, for the past week I've just been having snacks.
Survivor practice.
I have so many of my freaks.
Our request is going to be the next guest I'll make it in Afraid.
What the fuck is that?
Wait, have you never seen Naked and Afraid?
I've never heard of Naked and Afraid.
Why? Okay, you're gonna know tonight because you're gonna be so curious, you're gonna Google it.
It's like a survivor show, where they just like,
How did you know all about to Google it right now?
Because I know you.
Shut the fuck up.
It's literally a TV show.
It was like on Animal Planet. I think it's still running, I'm pretty sure.
But they just like throw a bunch of contestants like on an island naked and they go live survive
Yeah, the next season 19 episode once coming out every 15th of this year
Yeah, I will sew back for the editors because there's so many dicks to blur out in that show
Naked and afraid
I've never heard that or just if like just blur out every boob every every
Put your wand away!
You're prematurely hitting us with your boob!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, put your, put your wand away.
What spell is boob?
Wait, is it boob?
No, it's sometimes the game is misinterpreting you.
Uh, saying these things.
Oh!
I was like, oh, it said what you thought.
Boo!
And then I got the magic block.
See? See?
I said penis.
I like the ceiling.
Wake up.
I'm awake.
Are the girls alive?
Maybe a minute in will extract the chance.
Oh god, okay, Manta's getting attacked by the eye.
No.
Oh no.
Oh my lord, I love your outfit, it's so creepy.
I like your outfit, it's helping your eyes out.
I met the model, thank you.
Okay, we do have two minutes until, so I think we do have to go.
Oh, fuck it. Let's see what happens. It's my fault, I'm going to extract.
Oh, players are, oh.
Extract, no, it says extract anyway. You can extract if you want.
Wait for them, I think they know. They, oh man.
I really have to pee. I'll do it.
Okay, you can see the water.
Yeah, yeah.
There, they like, I can see their brain, I can see the cog wheels turning.
Yeah.
They like, don't know what tower they have to be in.
They are doing it.
I don't know if they're gonna make it though.
Like, watching two old ladies go to poker.
Stop!
Orc like Bingo.
Yeah!
But you must find a friend!
I think Montetay.
I'm Gertrude!
I'm Gertrude!
I'm Gertrude!
Oh, I think they're doing it.
No, they didn't find them.
Okay.
Hey, we might need to extract.
No.
to just leave them they are getting us money though so okay wait they're going
to the right tower now yeah not that I went through there and then yeah I did
too yeah the thing is I don't know if we can extract the ghost is here oh
Oh that's a problem. I guess I'll track the five-second mark. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what is this? Yeah.
I don't know. Oh no, they're here!
Oh
We actually did it we like got the enough chaos
I just saved my dear.
Oh, did we do it?
Father, please don't grab me like that.
Father?
The stars rejoice.
Uh-huh.
Watch us enjoy.
Okay.
Thanks, Dad.
Yeah!
Wow!
Okay.
That is a ton of money.
Shit, have this?
Make good use of it.
Basement key.
Oh.
Ooh!
Not to alarm us what?
It's time to make some epic money!
Let's go! It's time to FUCK!
Hey, I brought the frog home.
Burn books!
Five plus chaos.
Oh!
Sneeze on monsters!
And turn monsters into fish.
I brought the frog home.
We lost your fish one?
No, but it's probably a new one. We have money. We have money.
We don't have enough though. Actually, he doesn't have the growth test.
What happened to all of our coins? Didn't we get like 1,500 coins? Why do we only have 21?
No, he only paid us that.
Because the two players didn't extract, so we lost 200.
No, no, no, no.
You don't keep any of that. He gives us gold coins.
We hit the quota, but then he said, here's seven gold, kid.
Oh, you don't even must know the death of Kamari Damoshi.
That's like when you that's like when you're a kid and you like shovel snow
for the neighbor and they go, oh, here's twenty five cents, kiddo.
Here's a quarter.
You're literally.
Yeah, I brought Greg back home.
Is this game an analogy for capitalism?
I want to alarm you but I bought my own torch. Let's go spend it all in one place. Okay. We got this
Do the one
Okay
What's laughing is that that guy I'm not sure I thought it was now I think it's
that I think yeah
Was it tea? What was it?
Yeah!
Oh my god.
Hey, I'm holding my gnome.
I'm holding my gnome.
It's great. I like this.
Alright.
Hold on. F, F, F, F? Was it?
Was it F?
Oh, is it?
and then the man on the phone here and dance
Dance with me Haruka. Oh, I got way back in dance too. That's all dance with someone now
They're so cute I love all of it. Oh, I love it. I love this we go dawn
the dance. Yeah, it's so cute.
We have a little mouse button changes your changes your camera from first person to third person.
I want to see what's in the basement.
Wait for peeps to geek out these two.
My oh my oh me oh my oh my oh me.
They're not leaving, they're just going to the restroom and stuff.
What's this portal?
Paroka?
Paroka?
Oh, okay.
Egas?
I'm gonna go through it.
What could happen?
Oh
Whatever we go oh my good buddy
They're really okay
Chat that they go older. Okay, it's pretty good. Okay, let's break
Yeah, portal.
I'm back with some schmood.
Hey, Miss!
He's dead again.
I'm back.
Oh my god.
You can't.
I'm good.
You get the right, the exact same time.
You too.
I'm bad.
I got smooth.
What'd you get?
Just some potato wedges and chicken.
Oh, yummy.
Get away, cheese.
I just got smooth cheese.
You did cheese?
Fox.
I'll just walk a bit.
Oh
I'm so jealous. Give me some more cheese. There's more bit
So good
Oh
You can't go in the basement.
There's a basement?
There's a basement.
There's a basement.
Sorry, there's like a cool place in the basement.
I'm coming!
The basement.
Yeah!
We can make potions in the basement.
On there.
There's like potions.
I took a stamina potion, but you can make the potions here too.
What we do is, I guess we have to find the ingredients and stuff, we have to bring them back here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We only have three pocket space, I wonder.
Cook me.
Cook me.
Want to be cookie?
Oh, book me.
I'll cook you a breakfast.
Whoa.
Cook me up.
Cook me up.
Cook me up.
Mm, delicious.
Now, soup.
Mm.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
another and another. We're going to do some goblin donuts. Then we're going to do some
bubble toil and trouble, cauldron burn and cauldron bubble. You doing something? You
passing spells? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to,
Fire burn in cauldron bubble.
I'm not a witch.
It's brewing over here.
Ooh, and you need like an empty bottle.
There's a box of them over there.
Okay.
Okay.
Mmm.
What does the froggy potion do?
Like very little frog.
Maybe.
I want to try one.
I want to try.
Quick, quick, quick.
Oh, we can jump.
Oh, jump, jump.
Oh, that's cool.
Okay.
Oh, we can jump!
Oh, don't jump!
Oh, that's cool!
Okay.
But only for a little amount of time.
See the timer?
Yeah.
Cool.
There's a flying potion too that looks really cool.
We need two wings and a Phoenix feather, which we don't have, but we can, I, I, oh, there's
a Phoenix feather there.
We, we don't have the fairy wings, though.
We can, um, we can get stuff.
Did you guys see, did you guys see how much the quarter is now?
1800, we got that.
We got that.
We, we know what we're doing now, so we're like, we're basic experts.
Yeah.
Let's head before our uh double jump wears out.
Let's see if the guys want if the other girls want to go.
Wait a minute.
Was that me only one of us has to drink the potion?
We all get it?
Crawl for the order.
I wanted to-
Wait, what the fuck?
I think it's just that the potion has lost that long, but it is half way done
Oh
Crystal model if new map
Tempest
i'm just one oh we can stash it yeah
Arrows! Arrows!
Arrows! Updog!
Dogdog!
Arrows!
Arrows!
Hey, I like dogs!
I like dogs!
I think it's just gonna keep grabbing people!
We gotta go! We gotta go!
I like gargoyles!
I like big butts and they're not last!
Yeah, they said smash your paws when people were being real!
I like gargoyles the last one!
Alright, hey Queens, the extract is over yonder.
Okay, it's on the rock side.
Oh, we have to burn books!
I'm good, I'll reshmere it personally, yeah, right?
Wait, I'll put them behind you then.
I'm not sure how we burn them, though.
Oh, book.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
What just happened?
Oh, what is that thing?
Oh, what the fuck was that?
Well, here's a book.
I don't know how to burn it, though.
I burned some but I don't know how I did it.
Oh wait, here, okay here, can you hold it?
Well this I think I could just, I could do it with my torch.
Okay wait, let me check.
Previously when I had stuff here I would just burn it with my heat.
Like grab it at least.
Oh, it works!
Oh, it works!
It got too much.
Ah!
Guys, I'm almost dead at home.
Here's another one, here's another one.
Oh, I like that guy.
Nice.
You think she's so weird?
Uh-oh.
We gotta go, we gotta go!
We gotta go, we gotta go.
Is it this way?
Yeah.
I'm gonna go upstairs.
Up? I think it was up. Up.
Up?
Pimpus!
Pimpus!
Pimpus!
I dropped my- I dropped my wand somewhere!
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
Dot, dot, dot.
I'm just here.
Help!
What the fuck, Michael?
Oh god!
Oh, my god.
Arrow.
Arrow.
He's done.
He's done.
He's done.
What's this?
Gotta be careful, God.
Be careful.
Scales?
Yeah.
Arrow.
They were standing on the other end.
Hey, guys.
Hi, guys.
Our animals died in a bar coil.
Arrow.
Oh.
We got it.
Oh, we don't have to do this.
We have to get out of here.
You pick them up, and you put them on the scales,
on the upper one.
I see him.
That was just like an extra challenge that you could do.
I appreciate that game imagine being this way.
I don't think we have to do it though.
You know, but I think it gets us points when you're being pretty badly.
Hey look, the apple's set.
Uh oh.
What are you guys doing?
What's up there?
I'm burning!
I'm burning!
I'm burning!
What if- what if I'm-
You just don't got that way?
You're too skinny?
I'm too skinny for this.
Chats!
Yeah, I'm assuming we have to make it balanced, eh?
Yeah, yeah, we just-
Okay, there's a bunch of cubes that someone put on the wrong way out.
Now, break them up.
I think I might need a fire wand.
You two all do.
I'm gonna burn it.
Are you okay?
Uh-oh, I'm both back.
I'm both back now, I think.
We're gonna burn them. We're gonna kill them.
We're gonna kill them.
I'm trying to burn this portrait!
I got a pig in the-
Yeah!
I got a pig in the-
We have to be...
Even?
Okay, let me put this on.
Well, this one there, maybe a throw a small amount.
How's that looking?
Okay. Small amount.
Oh, I think.
Oh, I saw it!
Oh, and I just saw one.
Wait, wait.
Wait, that looks good.
Yay!
Ooh!
There's a wand in there.
Oh, it's the Piss-Wong-Wong-Wong.
I'll take it.
What does it do?
Flows!
You can piss on stuff, but you can do a chew, which you can piss on that to make that chew run.
Ooh, a chew.
Okay, now piss on it. Say piss you
You want to be a fish
Oh
Where are we
Where are we?
Uh, I don't know.
Um, wait, oh, ladder, ladder right here.
I'm breaking shit!
I like breaking it all!
I don't know.
Where are we?
I don't know.
And, I love breaking it all!
Guys, I wish those guys we fell and I don't know where we are.
Wait, let's try this.
Hello, hello.
What?
Dog dog dog, Dog dog dog
shift
I didn't end up anymore
Guys what are you?
We're under the floor
Nio, there's a track door
Oh I see it there's another ladder
ok we have to jump to it
jump and grab
Here you go jump
Get here
I didn't realize you got stuck my back
I can't sleep
And we have to...
Can you help me?
Do I have my torch?
Yeah, can you see it now?
No!
Oh, I see.
Come on.
Wait, how do I-
And then you jump up on the other ladder.
Oh, my God.
So, to the top of the first ladder, turn around, 180,
and then there's another ladder to jump to and grab.
How's he?
Like, directly across?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you look at where we are right up here.
Yeah, oh you almost got it you almost got it almost here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah because here
Oh, thank you
Great line of sight on the eye great line of sight
Okay. Okay. Okay. Do you know where it is?
The place? Is it the crystal or not? No, no, no. It's not.
Well, I mean, of course, I don't know. But it's a different thing.
Arrow. Arrow. Let's warp south and see what happens.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. Where did the other girls go?
I don't know. What the? No!
Oh my gosh, what's that?
Omelette!
Omelette, she's a skeleton!
Oh no!
Omelette!
Oh my gosh!
I'm sorry, but skeleton...
That's high make of sacred.
Oh, come on.
Oh God.
We're still gonna get a bunch of good points for this.
Okay, I'll try to create a more stable look at it.
Oh God!
She's glitching.
Glitching, bro, she's glitching.
Oh, no.
Why?
She's going after her.
It was so young.
Ah!
Ah!
What are you doing?
Why did you die?
That's amazing.
You guys found my Paladin!
See how clean work on your balance team bangers.
Holy shit, that killed him.
You killed a hard carry, Haruka.
Thank you.
I fell there like 4 minutes ago, not gonna do much for you.
Dude, I died! I died within 6 minutes!
It's actually a fight, but I can't get out of here!
I waited till it was zero, so yeah
Blessed wand astral wand or wonderful
Oh my god, I'm just gonna focus on destruction
I'm gonna be honest with y'all. I am
Yeah, you're good. The best one probably kills, which we could probably use I
Know we do need to light books on fire, but we can do that with the candles
So yeah, the problem is with the candles it wasn't letting me
Like oh, I was burning them with the candles the same way. Yeah
Yeah, because look we have four out of five burnt
We only had a it says four out of five burnt. So we it did work. We only have to burn one more
I have a question, Giga, when you die, do you still have your wand?
No.
No.
Oh, so we do lose it after we die, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, when you rez, like when you get rezed, you don't have any of your stuff.
You lose all your items.
Can I try the astral wand?
Anything you want?
Yes.
Potter, you're the reason that we keep extracting, so...
Okay, okay, what's the pose you got?
What does it do?
It's a responsible one, you know?
Ah!
Sneeze on...
Okay, so if we get a yuck wand, we have to get one.
Oh, whoa
Blink
Oh cool, astral eyes
Whoa, I'm not sure what that is. I'm the highest fuck right now
I don't know how to explain it you guys give it a shot and give it back
I'm going to explain Astralis.
Maybe I'll show you like that.
I'll get way more.
Maybe.
Astralis?
Okay, hold on.
Astralis, wait.
I'm not sure how to press it now because I have...
Oh!
No, no, you...
Oh!
Okay.
It's like a heat seeking kind of.
It's like when you can see like the body heat.
So it's probably to find other players or to find enemies.
Oh!
Like if they're lost, cute!
Can I get the can I get the a blessed one to heal us?
Have you seen this?
Did you guys see this?
Oh yeah I see this.
Did you see this over here?
Okay, here you go.
I know it.
What is this?
I don't know what that's going to be.
Oh my god, it's over here.
Oh my god, it's over here.
It's over here.
Oh
Well
No, you got a gold coin!
Get this frog!
He spat it out.
I know because what?
The frog spat it out.
What?
Oh.
Okay.
Alright, I am on breaking stuff.
I guess I'm the guy who fights these men.
You are the extraction guy.
You absolutely are...
Wait a second.
That's his channel.
Ah!
Uh, Arrow.
Arrow.
Does anybody know what the room does exactly?
What?
I don't know what the room does exactly.
I mean, I don't know!
Astralize.
I haven't felt that she does anything.
Realize. Realize.
What if she really has special eyes?
I'm finding all the stuff.
Hero.
Yeah?
Hero.
You gotta switch.
You gotta switch.
You gotta hit F.
Clog sink?
What do we have to do?
I see.
I see.
We have to sneeze on monsters, burn books.
Clog sink.
Clog sink.
Clog sink.
Clog sink.
Clog sink.
He is on monsters burn books turn monsters into fish you have that one you got to start turning monsters
Wait but I got an extra one this is Clomster's Toilet
Oh yeah I do see that one
Ooh okay I've got to put stuff in the toilets
Wait a minute I have a question
Yay!
Yeah? There's toilets here?
There's toilets!
Yeah there's toilets we gotta find them
There's a bathroom?
We gotta find them
Up dog
Hero
Let's just keep our own views in the bathroom.
We gotta find them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Block the toilet.
That's easy for you to say.
Let's block some toilets!
Get the shit in the mouse!
Yeah, get the poop in.
I can't poop on the man.
Get the poop in.
Wait, there's a thing!
Yeah, there's, there's the...
Guys, I can see breakable objects.
Like, there's one rubber square here.
We have to, there's a cloggy toilet.
I'm out!
No!
Turn into a fish!
Turn into a fish!
I can't-
Oh my god.
I died. I don't anymore. I died.
You died?
Yeah. I don't have it anymore.
You went that way.
We didn't care about us.
We didn't care about us.
We didn't care about us.
We didn't care.
I think I'll be going to use...
...so they won't make...
I gotta put some items in here.
Just find something to put in there, you know?
There's two breakable pots up where you guys are at.
I'm not long here for this.
Okay, put an item in the toilet.
Hey!
Good job!
AAAAAAAAH!
Tempest!
Hero!
Oh God!
I fucking hate spiders, I don't like them.
I'm going to go crazy on them.
Wait, wait.
Oh my god.
She's fighting them.
Tempest.
Tempest.
We got to go, we got to go.
We don't have time for this.
We got to go, we got to go.
I just broke his leg.
Okay.
Hey!
We gotta go!
We gotta go!
We gotta go!
Wait for me!
Wait for me!
Come here!
Come here!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Is there anything on the other side?
Oh.
Um...
Oh.
Oh, no.
I don't think so.
How do I get out of here?
Oh, no.
Lux Vita.
Oh, word.
Oh, word.
You mean?
Ah, that was a door I remember seeing.
Wait, wait.
That was like half of it.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
I think it's a better place!
I think it's like a balcony.
Bath?
Bath, are you alive?
It's not alive!
Guys?
Where did you guys go?
I
Keep leaving them
So guys I just figure out what actualized does now what does it do arrow?
I said I I can see breakable objects. I can also see mobs. I could see
Push them up. Push them up. Push them up. We need all your arrows
Error we get we need to get another one
I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm so far back
What was that? Where did I go?
Should I come up the stairs to you, Alma?
Error.
Tempest.
Tempest.
The spire has applied my face in thorns.
I'm alive!
I hear you. I see a frog. He's lying.
I'm gonna break this piano.
Where's all my hair going down, Porsche?
Uh, Arrow.
Win-win.
Oh, that was a good one.
I'm not talking about it.
That was a good one.
What's wrong?
I don't know what it is!
Ew! There's a bomb coming after him!
Spider!
Oh, I killed his ass!
So there's a mob upstairs, there's mob upstairs, I see him, he's come down, he's come downstairs,
he's right here, I see him, oh, he's like, he's a bitch, oh man, he comes down and
Oh god, the tents are runnin' away.
Oh god.
Hmm, there we go.
Okay, there's like two of them.
Oh y'all.
Oh, a tower to go to.
Ooh, what the fuck was that?
Oh, it's not gonna be up here.
Oh, she made it.
Wow, we made cool, Austin.
Guys! It's this way!
Yeah, we're in front of...
He's going to the tower!
No! Just go to it!
Memphis! Just go to it!
Everyone's going to the house.
Every woman for herself!
Why is he just there?
Why is he just like teleport behind me?
That was horrible.
I don't know if I can find the exit, when, when, try to kill it, era, era, oh, I thought
That was like a page. It's a page.
Well, we can do one at a time.
We can do one at a time.
Yeah.
Aero, astro, eyes.
Aero?
There's a mobster coming behind us.
Aero?
Yeah, I know.
Oh, he's gone down. He's left.
Ah, the paint. There's a painting that's breakable over here.
Ooh, okay. I don't know.
Wait a minute.
Aero?
This guy, Aerox.
Watch him.
Oh, my win.
Nice.
So, I think we need to get in the right way for Catechier, and I don't know where to go.
Yeah, we need to go.
Win-win?
We can't.
Ah!
Haruka?
Have a look.
Haruka.
Sorry, I'm a long way.
I know you want to have as those saying it.
You can't take it back.
Yeah.
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Oh, you're ready.
Is he with me back?
Or this?
Or this?
Is he with me back?
As.
Altus.
Lumen.
Lumen.
Oculus.
Oculus.
Abibon.
Unubon.
Hikawa.
Come on, I'm your mother.
You come up!
Or this!
I don't want this!
Oh man!
Help us!
I'm out!
Leave me alone!
I'm alive!
Oh my god.
Take this one.
You hammer me out of the map.
I flew!
I flew out the map, bro.
I saw you go, you go, ah!
I'm so funny, I'm so funny!
I'm just you, yeah, I don't know.
I think it's gonna send me the heart.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna found the extraction by the way.
Oh really, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
I don't know where it is, but I did see that she's there.
Okay, that's good.
We gotta find it.
Uh, check upstairs?
Oh!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Wham, wham!
Fuck it, man!
Ahhhh!
He's beating me up!
He's beating me up!
Oh, it's got a really power.
Why don't you beat me up?
Wham, wham!
Oh!
Got this!
Ahhhh!
Arrow, poor dog!
I got this!
Ahhhh!
I got this!
Oh!
Oh
Just run through it just just dash through
Run run run run
Try to make us more money, sorry, I'm like burning the stuff
It's okay, these guys don't really do anything
Interesting except throw a bomb at you, but other than that they don't really do anything. I
Don't know
Look we pretty much are like almost done with the mission
We got this we just have one person survive and we win yeah yeah we do lose all our stuff
you're right unfortunately but not you who survived I think yeah not the one who survives
now we have to sneeze on monsters turn monsters into the actualized one because like I the
The thing is, with Astralis, you can see mom's breakable objects in your ally.
Oh, cool.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, did we do that?
Yeah, so we completed the middle one.
We burnt the books.
We did that.
Oh, good.
Everybody grab a wand.
Everybody got a wand?
I got a wand.
I got a wand.
I'm excited.
I know now.
You all seen on this isn't really fun I like more maps
I definitely think like
we can absolutely
annihilate everything
100% Spooky
Tempest
Tempest
Arrow
Arrow
Is there anybody who's a
Libra?
Because I just
She got in the way
of my magic
You got in the way of my
and she walked in time.
Yeah, I'm gonna stay with you.
I saw you guys reviving.
I have a spell that can revive the dead.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, so...
Oh god.
Errol.
Let me know if I can actually heal you.
That is really easy.
Errol!
Errol!
There's no Errol in this game.
What?
I got to be an arrow.
Anything would look like it if I wasn't taking a selfie.
Hmm.
Right, thank you.
Uh, up dog.
Arrow.
Yeah!
Arrow.
Can you up dog an arrow over there?
What's up dog?
Up here.
Hmm.
Oh, that one.
I'm so full.
Gahook? Gahook?
Gahook? Gahook? Gahook?
Hmm.
Errol.
Errol.
Errol.
Oh, there we go.
Errol.
a
role
a
role
a
role
a
role
.
You
.
.
.
.
I burned it.
I burned it.
Tempest.
Guys, there's a big spider again.
Unfortunately, I have 50 seconds to cool down, but that's okay.
It's okay.
For the big spider, I wonder how we can team up to kill her.
Oh, that's the one.
Tempest.
Tempest works on him.
Arrow.
Oh, God.
Oh!
Big monster, big monster, big monster, big monster, big monster.
Arrow.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
Oh, God!
Oh.
I found the pinnacle.
No!
Oh!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Nempest.
Oh!
Come, come, come!
Run, run, run, run, run!
Nothing over here!
No, no, no, no!
Close this door.
Where are we? Oh, we're the respawner. We don't need this.
We gotta go a different way.
Shit.
I don't know.
Hi.
Tempest.
God.
Tempest.
Are you a idiot?
Oh, my god!
What the hell is this?
What's this?
Sorry to interrupt.
Arrow.
Arrow?
Arrow.
He's coming to help!
What does custodian do?
Custodian?
I have a spell called Cisteria, but I don't know what it does.
Oh, the tower's here! Guys, the tower's here!
We made it! We made it!
You made it.
Mirror, mirror, crystal ball. Let me see my friends.
Not ball.
Crystal ball, crystal ball.
You're all right.
I like how we were looking for you and I just, I just started singing and I just, we found
each other.
Oh, don't you dare kill Fred!
I'm just kidding!
No! That's my first no support frog!
I love this!
I got it all! That's it!
No! You're not going to get it!
I got it all!
I got it all!
I got it all!
I got it all!
I got it all!
No, did you guys crash wait what what happened? Oh, I think we dc'd yeah, my game crashed and I was the host unfortunately. Oh
No, I wonder did you guys all crash too?
Yeah, okay. It's okay because it's actually saved it. It's so we're so we're good
We've 1800 out of 800. Okay, so we have a little bit of fun
the exit again oh no okay I think it just found her okay I got it it just
started the sweet the start of the night over but it's not that bad I'm
sending invites yeah I thought Fred crashed the game cuz he's about real
It's just the first in this match.
Oh, what?
I'm sure you.
But there's only one version of the game.
Well, wait, mine says that too.
Oh, just update.
Meeting her closing it and reopening it.
Let it come out of there.
Probably update maybe.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, literally has an update right now.
Oh, I'm on it.
Shit.
OK.
Everyone go to sleep.
So I came out today and crashed the game
for some update on it.
Oh, maybe.
Yeah, everyone go to sleep and download the new one.
Let me do that.
Oh, yeah, I have the recent one.
OK, so I guess I just auto download it.
Yeah, you take a part time.
It's our con.
Thanks.
I was not totally happy because I'm silly.
Oh.
Yes, I matched two.
I think I was at this match.
Yeah, I'm coming back.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I want to update.
I'm going to send it in my fan.
Like, yeah, I want to torch every time
because there's so much stuff to break.
I agree. Yeah.
I think you need spells to break stuff.
If you try to like grab everything to break it,
you're going to take away too long.
Well, this is the thing.
There's a lot of stuff that you can break
with the torch really well.
And it's all that expensive.
It's like 10 gold, I think, or five.
And the torch can pretty much work everything yeah, I think we can buy a torch here. Yeah
Yeah again. Yes, I would just buy it whoo I first mismatch. Okay wait
It's not the most recent one
It just gave me the update as well, so that's probably okay. Yeah, maybe it didn't fully download it before
Dang it. I'm just gonna restart
Yeah, just restart and go to Steam and I just launched it right from Steam because otherwise it says, like, download update.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Here we go.
Welcome to Monarch Tech Support.
How may I direct your call?
Can I get an invite again?
No!
Yeah, I want one too.
I want one too.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
You're not online.
Uh-oh.
I got you.
No, no, no.
You are.
I got you.
I got you.
I'm so, I'm so quick with it.
Uh, my game might have crashed again.
Well, I am loading, so.
I have a black, I have a got a black screen.
Yeah, it put me in the main menu.
All right, I'll get, all right, I hear the music.
Okay, Alt-F4, I hear somebody typing, real nice.
Real nice thing.
It's me, Alt-F4, delete!
I'm like, rollin' me out of the video game.
It's just, she's making sense to me.
Alt-F4, I'm trapped!
Have you controlled text manager?
Control Alt-Delete, Control Alt-Delete,
delete, delete, delete, control Alt-Delete,
Delete, delete, all that fun, control, all delete.
I got a hard restarted.
No.
We'll be waiting, Queen.
We'll be here.
We'll be here.
I mean, it's a dual PC, so thankfully it doesn't have to die.
Blue screen, babe.
Blue screen.
Blue screen, babe.
How come?
Oh, I don't know if she's still here
if she's AFK or not.
Oh, I'm here, I'm here.
How come you haven't made a song?
Next time you do a restock of Blue Screen, babe.
We need a jingle.
Yeah.
Fake fans.
Fake friends.
Fake fans, right?
Fake friends right here.
I did do a jingle!
She did?
Oh my god.
Tell me all about it.
I have no idea.
Oh, no.
What did you just do?
I was familiar with GamerSupps.
Can you please explain again?
Yeah, what is that?
I didn't know.
I really wish you would tell me all about it.
GamerSupps.
GamerSupps is like, you can have energy.
energy or caffeine free flavoring that you add to water to stay hydrated and cool and awesome
like that.
Yeah.
What flavor should I try if I've never had a Taylor Sups before?
I think mine is still in stock.
I have a flavor.
It's a black cherry and lemon tea called Blue Screen Babe.
But there's lots of other really cool creators too that also have flavors.
Uh, but you can use my code BIGBALLS for 10% off.
BIGBALLS?
BIGBALLS! But you can only use it if you have BIGBALLS.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I think I know where I'm going.
If you don't know if you have BIGBALLS, you go use BIGBALLS
and if your order goes through, congratulations, you have BIGBALLS.
I love all the books in here.
Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, um, what is your jingle like it's blue screen babe theme. I did like a theme song
It's a blue screen babe. You've got me
Don't stop
I'm loaded I'm loading the game every day what would you like every single song
you've ever sung in your life oh shit every day about the pearl necklace oh
Oh, weekend!
Well, anyway, it's a game so long, I'm gonna take you guys to the next game.
Okay, well, I'm just eating that song.
But hear me out, my love song to the Bracken from Lethal Company.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wasn't that way, huh?
Yeah, that was a...
The place with the curls around my neck.
Oh, well, I'm like, you could replace the curls around my neck.
If only we knew what that meant.
Are you guys in for an order too, or is it just me?
Okay, I said you guys invite me.
I said you invite me.
I'm trying.
We are closing the game and starting it again.
I know what that's like.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm loaded in.
Out of the way.
I'm loaded in.
Change of color.
Change of color.
Oh, I'm going to read mute.
Yeah, I mean.
Is it working?
I mean, I'm getting flashbacks to when Connor is like
brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr
Oh, this one for sure should work, right?
I
Walked
Okay, there we go. Yeah, make sure to change your color too. I'll see I'm gonna change myself
Yeah, change yourself before you rain. Wait, there's more colors now.
Yeah, there are. Yeah, the yellow, they added black.
Cool. No, I remember yellow being there because I was yellow.
It was, it wasn't looking. Pink?
Maybe they just, it was probably they just picked the lugs.
They need to make pink.
Although I think they're kind of...
You guys don't hear my TTS, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Where's the pink?
That... once existed.
Bro, there's no contracts, too.
We gotta tempest some monsters and we gotta eat them off the map.
Let's do it.
Oh, nice! And fill containers with piss.
Yeah, piss!
I really thought I was reading piss wrong.
I was like, there's no way that says piss, right?
Today...
I just want to be your little pee pee poo poo boy.
I will be your little pee pee girl.
I'm going to be your little pee pee girl and you're going to like it.
Gary posts that are really pretty selfie and I found that there's like a meme of the
guy from Catboybebop and it's like I just want to be your little pee pee piss boy.
Yeah, Geary did.
I know, but look at my reply.
My reply is brilliant.
I wanna be your little pee-pee-poopoo-boy.
Poopoo boy
Go piss my children. All right. All right
We're redoing it
Last Friday, we got to get a stable shot.
Now we took too many shots, and we must have done something.
Something, something, something, something.
Oh, Borson.
Night.
We're so bad.
I'm sitting in Roost.
I love Roost.
Hey, we actually, I've already hit the pool.
We can get us a white money.
Oh no, let's get more money, because what if we die?
Yeah.
What if we die?
Ah!
Let her in!
Are you okay?
It's way heavy, but...
What's up?
Let's sit together, let's sit together.
Let's go, let's go left.
Oh, that's no way.
Oh, there's a secret door!
Ah!
What the hell was that?
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
How does it not stay?
Is your all grabbing it?
Okay, did you guys...
That'll...
...it goes back on?
Yes ma'am.
There we go.
It actually doesn't stay up real looking.
Okay, okay.
I might need your help then if you get me back up.
Why is there a glittering?
I'm grabbing some dragon food.
Ew.
A potion of purport, we gotta find a potion of room if we wanna do that.
Oh man!
Tempest!
There's optional.
Ahhhhh!
Tempest!
It gots to be faster than that, Batara.
Batara!
Oh my god, the buggy!
Oh, Tempest!
Tempest!
Kill it!
Good job.
Ahhhhh!
NOOOOO!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
Tempest!
Arrow!
Arrow!
Right.
Arrow!
AHHHH!
One more time.
What if we throw him off the edge, would we?
We can do it.
We're still big!
Oh, he's too fat.
He's too fat and big.
Aww.
Tempest.
Tempest
Ehhhhh
We did it
Tempest
AHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHH
Ope
Do do do do do dooo
Oh fairy lady
Oh
Tempest
Arrow
Arrow
I need to find out what's in the box.
Oh, and this.
Arrow.
Put it over here.
Obviously.
I was heading out, but still can't find it.
I'm gonna go down.
Okay, I'll be right back.
Okay.
It feels like I'll leave.
Okay, we're going down.
We're going down.
What the fuck?
There's another one to go!
Oh, we're going down!
We're going down!
We're going down!
We're going down!
We're going down!
We're going down!
We're going down!
We're going down!
Yeah?
Oh, I I'm that I'm that's all I have Walter. Oh, yeah
Don't mean to alarm you know there is a monster up there
Oh my god, there's
They're staring at us!
Stop it! Stop it!
There's also some pearls if you guys want to pick them up.
There's like a bunch of pearls.
You could replace the pearls around mine with some pearls!
Hahahahaha!
Oh!
I hope he's here!
Come, come, come, come, come!
Run, run, run around this place through the apple door!
You gotta like tell me where to go because I down here down here. I'm too focused on
Over here
On you mean this to me. Sorry. I'm too focused on making my hero
Oh god, oh god, there's two of them tempest
We gotta get out of here.
We got Saran!
We got Saran!
Uh, Corpus Anima.
PEPPUS.
PETA.
ANIMA.
PETA.
I don't think I found a door.
PETA.
Oh.
PEPPUS.
That's good to me.
Good guy.
Look at this.
Oh, oh, push it, you make a push-up.
Haruka.
What's up?
If you, if you, if you need help.
Ah, do I need, I'm not 40 man.
Pick it up and drink it.
How do I drink it?
Oh, pick it up.
And then stop it, I'll give it a go.
You saved my life.
You're welcome.
How do I owe you?
I'm sure we could come up with a good form of payment.
Oh my god.
Guys, we can also pick up everything in clear.
Make sure you stop up your inventory before you leave,
because this is all stuff we can grab.
Yeah, I got a lot of stuff.
Do you guys know how to get out of here?
Yeah, this way I think so.
Come, come, come.
Uh, arrow.
Oh wait, no, this is a resurrection play.
Oh, this is a resurrection, you're right. Shit.
Where did we go?
We might have to just, that's all the way out.
We might have to go this way.
Make sure you feel a little different.
And then, oh, and then up here.
And then up, and then up.
Arms to the right.
Come, come, come.
Oh god, out!
I see it.
Lux Vita.
Those are fucking good.
Yeah, up.
Oh god.
Fuck that guy.
Then go up again.
Nice, nice, nice.
The tower's over here to the left.
Let's go!
I can't believe we're doing it.
I think we teleport here.
Come, come, come!
Come, come, come!
I think we teleport?
Sure, okay.
Maybe? Well, we can always teleport back if we're not closer.
Um, well, it might not be it.
Wait, I see it.
Bro! Wait for me!
What is this?
What the hell is this?
What is that?
Are we about to meet the wizard?
Wizard?
Oh, father?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
You.
You win, win.
Oh, sorry.
All right, go.
Because I think it's big.
You have to do it, I think.
You?
Oh, wait.
I think three of us has to do one of the-
Oh.
Okay.
You!
Don't play!
Oh, what are you doing?
What?
What are you doing?
Hola!
Hola!
Say it, I think...
Uh...
Hola.
Hola.
Hola!
How about...
He get year one, mouse year two,
Alma year three...
Is it?
And then...
I don't know if it's at the same time or not,
but y'all can test it.
I'm gonna go try and find the exit.
Oh.
We should probably try three.
Okay, wait.
Fish!
Mouse, you were too worried.
Okay, okay, okay, good.
I'll do-
I'm only looking for the same one, okay?
I don't see it.
Okay.
Ah!
Ew.
Oh, oh, that's a funny one.
Ew.
No.
We restarted.
Something is happening.
I fall behind this!
AHHHHHH!
He's gone, he's gone.
It's fine, it's fine.
And what trigger should start us from standing on this?
I gotta save my wand, my magic wand, so I gotta, I gotta go.
It's standing on this, it's standing on this, yes.
Here we go.
Activist.
Okay, so I'll be one, and I'll see you be two, and I'll see you be three.
I'll give you three, okay?
Get ready.
Lay.
It doesn't give it to me.
No, it was me.
Me.
I feel like we're not doing it right because you've got a red.
Uh.
My headphones are about to die.
Oh my god, worse timing.
Okay, okay, let's try again.
Anna?
Anna?
Anna?
Anna?
Anna?
It's me!
Anna?
Anna?
Anna?
Anna?
It's fucked up!
It's fucked up!
Oh!
What?
I
Have a round
I'm so confused
Why is it happening in me?
Wait, I need to choose my
Is it whoever's standing on this thing?
Guys, we found the exit!
Okay, we should go
Yes, let's go
We should go, we only have a minute
Not up these
We only have a minute
Come come come come come come
Wait, hey guys, I just realized something
Look, there's sigils around here
Come this way.
We gotta go.
We'll have a minute.
Teleport!
Teleport!
I hear it!
It's super easy.
We just go up these stairs and then
the door.
Come on!
Yeah, over here.
And then through this door.
Let's be there.
Oh God!
Oh god.
Tepis.
Oh god.
He's moving.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Run!
Tepis.
Oh god.
Oh god. It's here again.
Oh, hi.
Where do we go upstairs?
Oh, we suspect...
Oh! I have a ticket!
11 seconds! Let's go!
Okay, come here, in the circle, in the circle, in the circle.
Yeah!
Traction and time just came to circle!
Stay in, stay in, stay in.
Oh my god, wait, where am I?
I thought, I thought that we got left behind, but I guess I was wrong.
We all got... wait, what? No, it said one missed extraction!
I think it's because it popped me up, somebody tempest,
and it's moving on.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
Oopsie.
I did.
Go above me, it's OK.
Oopsie.
It's OK.
I tempest to like block the monster from coming up.
It's probably.
No!
It's like working out.
I'm sorry.
It's OK.
What is this?
It's OK.
Big daddy's talking to us.
It's OK.
It's OK.
No.
Oh, look at all that mud!
We're super quick, I'm just gonna grab it ourselves, okay?
I think I'll call this, I'm zoned out.
No worries, no worries.
I lost my game just to test her.
Thank you so much for the 50 gifts, it sounds holy shit.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for the 50 gifts and thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
That's crazy! What the fuck?
Thank you!
How'd it go?
I crossed the stand, kid.
That's great. How'd it go?
Oh my god, I got two!
Oh my god, I got two!
Wrongs!
Yeah, I heard that's a lie.
I'm so in and out, I'm getting E.P. now.
Yeah, I'm tired.
Yeah.
Oh nice.
I only had like a scurron now today.
Oh no!
I know.
There's the games.
Thanks for letting me know.
How do you guys feel about this when I do another or a video?
I'm down for it.
I'm calling you here because I'm zoning out.
I'm tired.
Yeah, happy birthday, my dog.
I love you.
Happy birthday to you.
Yeah, happy birthday.
We should say happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Let's all dance.
Let's all dance for Matta.
Let's all dance.
True.
Oh boy.
Happy birthday to Matta.
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Bistarcon!
Happy birthday to you!
I love you girls, thanks for everything!
I will now do a skin smack it trick watch this shit
He's going.
Actually it did like a little effect that was cute
That wasn't effective. How are you guys feeling?
Yeah, man good try.
I'm talking for a few more if you want.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm chilling.
I can do whatever.
I actually got the flow of it, you know?
This is actually six players max. It'd be really fun if we did six.
I think so too and you probably separate until I know some people that want to play.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, I'm down to play more.
Want to get him in?
Yeah.
I know what you mean.
Let's make another.
Yeah.
I have another hour.
I was sad me.
She couldn't make it.
I heard her talking about this game.
Oh God, I have the hiccups.
It's really hard to collab with her if you're like in Europe or early EST.
Yeah.
starts like 11 PM. It's tough. Yeah, I just stay there for some
collabs at 6 PM, but she she wakes up at like 8 AM or time.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm stealing her tomorrow. Because I'm in PST, it's a
lot easier to steal her. It's yeah, yeah, I am too. Yeah.
Oh, God, I have the hiccups. I'm gonna steal a torch. Oh,
yeah. Being able to burn everything is so good. Yeah,
right it makes such a big difference oh I was done I'm JST time
JST and I'm not part of that are you ready to go to another one
Honestly, you wanna go?
No, I'm not here.
Do I hit it?
It's not good.
Where's Mata?
Mata?
Uhhh...
I need to go to the house.
I don't know for what.
No one in the same...
It's not good, bro.
Descend it?
Descend it.
Oh, good.
She'll be teleported.
She'll be forced to join us.
We summon the Mata-sita of all Mata-sitas. Please join us on our adventures in the Dungeon.
Get to work, I want it.
Oh, do I not even have a wand wand? Wait!
Oh.
Uh, guys?
I was at the basement. I don't even have a wand wand.
Oh no!
I don't need that.
I don't know
Oh no
Wait, are we able to like
Are we able to like exit and come back or something?
I don't think so
Oh wait, I do have my wand
Oops. Ow!
Wait, check if you have your wand, Matelix.
No, is it not there?
I don't. No, but no.
I never think one up.
Arrow. I went to the basement.
No!
Okay.
No! It didn't work!
Cogsink or toilet.
Oh my god, it's not the way.
Yeah, I got him.
It's very far away.
Woo!
Okay!
Come on!
Please!
Yeah, let- let-
I want one, please.
Where are you?
I got nothing.
I'm running.
I'm behind Mount.
He's breaking stuff.
Oh wait, I- I can do the big con to Laura, bro.
It's a little bit annoying, but I'll still do it.
I want- I want one!
Hello?
Oh, I thought that was a watch!
Um, um, um, um, um, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look,
She hurt me pretty easily.
Put the milk for ya. Come here.
Wait, wait. I have an oven.
What the hell is that?
Armo, stop! Calm down!
We stay far off!
Calm down, Armo!
Oh my god.
Armo, it's not you!
Open an extra slicker.
That's true.
Drink your soup, Armo.
I don't want to drink my soup.
I didn't know there was remix in this game.
Yeah.
Oh god.
I think last time you were obviously.
I'm so sorry.
We have to clog sinker toilets.
Does anybody know how?
Anybody know how to what?
To clog the sinker toilet.
I know how to unclog a sinker toilet.
in there and then just flush it shut up hey hey hey oh god yeah plop one of the
stuff right here cloggers oh the towers bar the towers bar
Oh, he's got money!
Oh no!
Marie!
I need that.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thanks so much for rating me.
I really appreciate it.
Thank you, everybody!
You flushing stuff?
Yeah, check it out.
Nice.
It's got money.
Thanks so much for coming by.
And then that one.
That's a tower.
Come on, too, right?
You guys, you guys, you guys!
Oh, uh, Tempest.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What about this one?
I'm trying to vlog.
Please, please!
Oh, we gotta go!
We got to go!
Come on!
Let's get out of here.
Oh my god!
It's me! It's me!
I was one of the little guys!
I know! You're like,
Stop! It's me! It's me!
I'm only here to heal you a little bit.
Yeah, uh, let's be deaf.
Thanks.
Oh my god, Shat's so annoying.
Can you hear us?
Oh, yeah!
Tempest!
The one on the stairs.
I
Think we have to go
Oh, see you see there she is
I don't know where to go
Okay, we haven't been here yet. That's good.
Okay.
I don't know if it is here, though. I don't know what direction it is.
But at least we're all together.
You're up.
Yeah.
Oh, I'll just go in.
I'll go in.
He's coming.
He's coming.
Hmm
Fight you fight you fight you fight. Oh, she says my wand I died go get my wand. Oh, where did she die?
Okay, I'm gonna drop this stuff. It's not important, but it's my candle drop the frog
Drop the frog. Okay take him
I'll take the big marsup.
I'll take your stone.
I'm going to look for her wand.
I'll keep your son safe.
Okay, thank you.
Keep your son safe.
I'll see you're mirrored in normal.
You're a mirror mirror.
Oh, it's you!
Piss!
Where've I gone?
Where've I gone, bros? Where've I gone?
Piss!
Brody!
I guess what?
I guess what?
I guess what?
Uh-oh.
What's that noise?
I know, I heard the Vita, Animal Vita!
Yeah, I was like, what is it?
Yeah, we're coming!
Oh, you're all right.
I live!
You're calling us for a break, because you're like,
all right, just run, just run.
I didn't realize you were waiting for me.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
But you couldn't hear me with like the rest of it.
I could, but it was like, it was like a weird voice,
so I didn't even.
Oh, yeah, I heard the man's voice.
It was like, it was like, I'm in love.
Be done!
Buddy done!
Holy!
We can hit it, let's hit it.
Neat strap.
Let's hit it!
Let's hit it!
We didn't have four diamonds out of cocaine.
Thank you for wasting so much time on me.
I appreciate it, it really, it means a lot.
You still have the hiccups?
They're gonna, they're gonna
waste people like an hour.
I hate niggas!
Okay, we can barely pay that money, bro.
Yeah, we'll have to really lock in this next time.
We have money! We have money!
We gotta lock in.
We gotta lock in.
Anyone?
Anyone?
We'll pay for sale.
We'll pay for sale.
We'll pay for sale.
How do I get a fish in the throat on the edge?
Cool.
How do I turn back to the first version of the full piece?
I like this.
I like this.
It's not real fat.
You get that and it remembers it's a piece.
I'll get the caca-wan.
Do the caca-wan!
I got one yeah cuz we got a P
Oh
Where are you going?
I'm supposed to be like...
Yeah.
You can see around.
I can't help it!
I can't help it!
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Welcome back.
I can't help it!
I got a cool spell ready?
Show me, show me, show me.
Shrinkana.
There's a little guy!
Oh!
Oh my god, she's low!
It's the spell!
It's the spell!
She's itty-bitty, itty-bitty!
Oh my god, you're up in my size now.
He's my size!
Alright, everyone has a wand?
Yeah.
Let's go!
I'm ready.
We gotta really lock in and destroy everything inside.
Everything you see.
Oh, sorry.
Those are lots of the serpent.
Container must fill with key.
Mero.
We gotta find some containers to piss in.
under the stairs there will be some and in like this secret there should be some
things down there
oh yeah
I don't know if I did that.
Uh, Brew Potion.
It just gives a couple of points when I was doing it, it didn't really give me that much.
It's like an extra thing.
Rating for a lot of batteries.
And a dog.
A dog.
Oh, it's my life.
I'm here.
Oh, it was.
Oh, let's do it!
One up.
I'm up.
Okay.
Oh, I got me.
Whoa.
What?
More idiot.
Yeah.
So dumb.
You
I'm gonna throw all of this stuff at you
Hey, hi
Yeah, he's up here in the middle of the storm.
Oh, they're fighting, they're fighting.
We gotta make a potion.
This yelp.
This yelp.
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Yeah, you don't like that, huh? You don't like that.
I don't like that. I don't like it when it's he on you.
Errol, speed up.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. I said I'd leave the potion into you and send it into him.
I'm trying to kill the potion onto him.
I'm pushing the...with the bomb.
Hey, do it.
Nasty potion.
Oh god.
Hey!
Nasty.
Okay, I made a potion.
Where's our points?
Who wants to drink it?
There you go.
Someone drinks that.
Oh!
What does the make you do?
Move me.
I know.
You gotta find out.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
We gotta find out. What does it do?
Uh it makes me dizzy.
Oh.
Oh.
Lux Vida.
Oh my god. There's a fake Alma. There's a fake Alma.
Who's following me? Trick on.
The fake Alma.
The fake Alma.
Ahh!
Thank you.
God, arrow!
Are you running the right or the wrong way? Do you remember?
I don't remember
Not this way we didn't come this way, so this is probably new
I'm getting on everybody and peeing on everybody and pissing all by myself
There's no variation
He's coming. Oh my god. He's coming.
Oh, it's going this way.
Piss you.
It's not the way.
Piss you.
I'm peeing on him.
Piss you.
You're doing so good with the pee.
Yeah, you're like an expert.
Maybe we go up.
Maybe we go up here.
I'm peeing on him.
He's choking.
I'm peeing on him.
He's choking.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Hero.
Yeah, I bet you don't like that, huh?
Bet you don't like that.
I bet you don't like that.
I bet you don't like that.
Tell us.
I bet you don't like that.
Hero.
Hero.
Oh, I'm gonna die.
Oh.
Ooh.
I love you to death.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Whoa.
What's that?
You're crazy.
Oh, there's not really a devil.
Hey, it's healing.
Uh, up dog.
You got it, you got it, guys!
Come back here, come back here, come back!
You're the up dog!
Up dog!
Oh, I don't have it.
I don't have it.
I don't have it.
Up dog.
Up dog.
Up dog.
Oh, wait, right on my up dog.
You got it, you got it!
Yeah, come here.
I have this for somebody, somebody use that health potion.
Right on my up dog.
I can't, I can't do it.
You can't have it, don't.
Pissed yoke.
I filled it up.
You got me.
I wish I knew what to do.
I went upstairs.
So, I went upstairs.
Good, good, good, good.
Nice.
Ooh.
Burn that, burn that, burn that!
Burn it!
Oh, look!
Burn it, burn it, burn it!
Yeah! Look at this!
It's too tall.
Ow! Oh, sorry.
Owie, what's that for?
Oh, this, this, lots of this, this, this!
burning and burn it!
Things burn it all, burn it all!
Burn it all!
Ooh, two teleports, you don't know.
Oh wait, is that the safe house?
Look at the tower.
I can see the tower.
Okay.
Alma, are you still here?
Alma.
I'm just gonna burn a few seconds.
Come on.
Break if you think. Hold her down.
Alright, well I think she can see the tower because she didn't come back, so I'm going to go back.
Oh, big puzzle.
No, mouse died!
Where did you die? Where'd she die?
Where did you die?
Where did you die, baby girl?
the tower. Are you still here? Can you see it? Ega.
No, turn it. Hi. Oh, I see, I see. Okay, good, good, good.
How do we turn this? Wait, I'm coming.
Is that awesome?
Is anyone controlling it?
Girl?
Did you start the quest?
Keep it.
What do you want? Do you have to break it?
Up dog.
get this thing in the center.
In the center how?
You need to roll it.
I don't know where the controls are.
Where's the big one?
Where are you?
Where are you?
I'm not.
Mama.
Mama, where are you?
Mama.
I don't think she's here
because we would have heard her.
Yeah, oh, this is the way out this is the way out right here
Okay
Is gonna be the no oh it's been on the side you speak on I see
figure this shit out okay it's okay right right left left right it hates me
yeah she fell off the couch if there's a body then oh okay it's okay
We'll get it.
We'll at least revive that we have a lot of blood and snack.
Yeah.
Her mom was only 25?
We could get her anyone.
She had so much fun getting her.
Yeah, I do it.
I can't piss.
The player swaps on me.
No, I don't mean to piss off.
Okay.
I mean to me hands.
We'll get her next time.
The person.
Aw.
Yeah.
Rest in peace.
I'm sorry, Miles.
I'm sorry.
The person.
The person resting.
I rested in peace.
Oh, we have to fall, no!
Uh-oh, I'm not sure we're gonna make quota ladies.
It's my fault.
It's my fault, sorry.
No, no, no, we got distracted.
You have a wand mouse. You can buy a new one, we have money.
If anybody wants a torch, I stole an extra one.
I'm sure you have a wand.
Wanda.
We can also commit with potions and stuff.
Here, we should give her this one.
Wanda, minor, arcane.
What's Wanda?
Yeah.
What's Wanda?
I'm pretty happy with regular spells, too.
Oh, she had the piss wand, too.
No.
I'm sad.
She was so good at pissing.
It was the only thing I was good at.
Pissing.
No, you're good at many things.
Grab on up.
Oh shit.
Lux on up.
Ooh.
Ariana Grande.
Oh, look at that heels too.
Here you go.
Whoa.
There's an extra basically to burn stuff.
Ariana Grande
Got a little bat!
Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande
Ariana, what are you doing here?
What the hell is this?
It's my boy
Alright, should we do this last night ladies?
Wait, let's go!
I'm gonna pee super quick, but start it!
Okay.
Because we're gonna be in a...
Okay.
Because I hate to pee in my little hole.
Who are we gonna pee in?
Wooohooo!
I have some drugs.
I like ass not.
I eat.
If only I could piss again.
I might fit.
Okay.
That was what loved that clip.
Well, good.
Yes.
Arrow.
That was our Cynthia and Ariana doing that interview.
Yeah, Arrow.
People are really holding space to the chat.
Yeah, Arrow.
What the fuck?
Arrow.
What do you mean?
I watched that with my chat and none of us could figure out what was happening.
It was my most favorite clip ever.
Arrow.
It was like any of them knew what was going on.
They didn't understand what the book...
They're like, what do you mean?
I'm like, oh my god...
I didn't know they were doing that!
What do you mean by holding space?
What do you mean?
I looked up and they didn't even use the right sentence.
No.
It's like when you give someone space emotionally.
Yeah!
I'm holding space.
I am holding space.
For me, it was the holding of the one finger.
It's like stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Call the way, helicopter.
House.
Open that.
Hero.
My plane is out.
There go me.
Kill them all.
A dog makes life.
I'll kill them all.
Whoa.
I will just wipe his arm.
And I'll wipe his ass.
Ah!
If we can iron him off.
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
You OK?
What happened?
What happened?
Oh, boy.
Oh, god.
Tempest.
Tempest.
Ah!
Arrow.
Run past him, good boy.
Arrow.
Let's see that.
Ooh.
I don't know what that was, dude.
Run past him.
I
Haha
You got it, you got it.
Hey, I just want to piss on people.
Hmm. Ooh, could break this.
Ahh!
Upstairs! Go upstairs! Go upstairs!
Luck speed up.
Arrow.
Ooh!
I'm just not happy enough to hear them.
Oh, it's a piss in!
I need my piss warm.
What the fuck is that?!
What is that?!
Oh god.
Hello?
Hello?
Hi!
Hi!
Wait, up top!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
I'm fine. I'm literally just stealing things and breaking things. Yeah, there's so many
any monsters in there?
I know, I see any hoarder in the hoarder, but I like it.
Yeah, I like it too.
It's getting harder and harder!
Hey Ro! Stop this!
I'm done!
Oh god, actually, I might have to run.
I'm so close to done.
Okay, mouse, good boy! I gotta go.
Let's get out of here.
Skedaddle, as the children say.
They just get out of this way or that way?
We have to get out of this way.
The other way is from where we came from.
Okay. Run, run.
Oh, oh, oh, it's a bust!
A bust?
Oh, it's a pull-down.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Boom, boom, boom.
Oh god. Oh god!
AAH!
Oh...
Oh no! What's that thing?
It's like this shit.
He once shot at me.
He was aware.
The jester.
He once shot at me.
There's a thing up the stairs too.
Oh my god.
Tuts.
He's not reading.
She's not reading!
EEEEARGH!
IT'S OLYMIGA!
Okay, that's all bad news.
Arrow?
Oh, it's a 8-arm.
I was just wondering what those sounds were.
You guys can say it or what.
It got you anyway?
That's insane that it got you after you arrowed.
Wow.
That's crazy.
We're learning.
This is really, really fun.
This is so much fun.
I want to try this with six people.
Can we actually?
I love this.
Yeah.
I'm not going to do another one.
Yes.
Big daddy.
I'm going to glory him.
I wonder what happens when you get angry about it.
Oh no, oh no.
You didn't give me my money so now I can't kill you.
Oh yeah, oh he just goes down.
He went, oh oh oh.
He smushed us.
He just fucking smushed us.
He smushed us bro, he smushed us.
Wow.
What a monster, what did we do?
It starts at night one again. Damn. Yeah, it's just like lethal. Dang
Resting so hard
Yeah, this is like some skill to it. You gotta get the wands. You gotta know all the spells
Yeah
Oh, yeah, absolutely a sick person crew easy fuck. Yeah hell. Yeah
Thanks for organizing all of us!
Yeah!
Thank you for games!
Have a happy birthday!
I will!
I'm doing deep talk with Junie Diga, this one right here.
Alex!
Yay!
Yay!
I'm excited!
Have so much fun, oh my gosh.
I'm gonna try to break in between if they're not ready yet, and then we're gonna
be back.
Yeah!
Yeah, me too.
I think I'm gonna, like, yap to my audience, because I- I- I- doesn't even feel like
it, but I've been live for eight hours.
Oh my gosh. Jesus.
I wanna talk to them. I wanna spend time with them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, well thank you for getting me.
I appreciate it.
I'll make another, I'll do another like,
hey everybody, I'll put some time,
but it's okay for you.
I would love that, because this was such...
Yeah.
Sorry for my 8,000 pings, I was like,
are we sure? Are we doing it?
No, you're doing it.
It's helpful.
I love that.
I appreciate that other people do this too, because it gets stressful if you're the only one when you organize, so I don't exactly think so.
But I'm like, I don't think I'll mind that I am. Pick them all again!
And my perspective is like, yeah, I want to make sure we're good.
Me too, me too.
Hey!
Big Lover, you guys gonna keep streaming?
Yeah!
Well yeah, okay, okay.
We broke up some of my variables!
Alright, have fun!
Bye!
Bye!
This game is crazy.
I don't know how I feel about this.
I don't know how I feel about the game.
I have to think about it.
Are we okay?
Yeah I'm fine, I'm just uh sick, very medicated, oh I have to take my meds.
And I burned my mouth on hot soup so my mouth is kinda fucked up.
Do you like looting more than breaking?
I have to say I do like looting more than breaking.
Come on chat, I've been laid up in bed for like the past two days, I've been really
sick.
And it's really cold.
Oh shit we got charter train!
Coming up up boys!
I'm done here!
Daddy thank you so much for the $25 gift itself, thank you!
Bro
So like
I-I-I-I-I've been been
I'll tell you what I got up to these past two days
I've been in my long sleeve pajamas
I'm wearing my long sleeve pajamas, and I've been underneath three.
Oh shit.
I forgot I was in here.
I'm not streaming anymore, I'm not streaming anymore.
You scared the shit out of me.
I definitely did, I definitely did, and I was like, I'll say hi, but I'll wait until I'm done.
Oh man, I'm really talking to Chad right here.
Oh shit.
I forgot that I was in here.
I'm sorry.
No you're good, you're good.
I'm going to go.
Oh I'm so chero sick.
Yeah, you sound all...you know.
Yeah.
Well I hope you have fun.
Yeah I will.
I hope you have a good stream.
I hope you have a good time.
Let's play more games.
Also chat wants another Kpop Tune Show.
We should do that.
Oh I'm down.
I'm down.
My chat was asking if we could do with our outfits.
Because they were like I wanna see one.
Yeah, you tell me whatever day you want to do it, and I'll
I'll don my garb and I'll look at my my my schedule yeah I got this if you want
to watch any new stuff there's so much new stuff that's come out that I really
like so I got a list
list it
yeah all right
oh my god thank you night thank you hardy for the 25 gifted thank you night
for the 10 gifted thank you apathetic cats with five gifted
sanwin thank you for the 10 gifted uh five night thank you so much for the
five gifted subs and duffman thank you so much for the five gifted subs
thank you very very much bye bye colleague you need an alien blood for
you infusion yes use some alien blood I'll tell you what I've been up to man then
coming up boys I'm done here what the fuck up a damn thank you so much for the
25 gifts those holy shit thank you Papa Dan
Thank you, Papa Dan, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I did, I did watch the fallout finale.
Attention please, it's me.
I did watch the fallout finale. I watched the fallout finale.
Huh, it was, it was pretty good.
I'm very disappointed that the countdown was nothing.
The countdown was absolutely nothing.
Well, Alex, thank you so much for the 5 get-this-subs. Thank you.
I will not say any spoilers. I will just say, there was a moment where I was like,
AHHHHHHHHH!
And that's it. That's all I'll say.
Well, like, just what the...
The countdown on the website? You don't want to be spoiled about the countdown on the website?
It's nothing. It's literally nothing.
It has nothing to do with the show.
This is some stupid shit.
I should have pissed me the fuck off.
No, no, no. The countdown on the website.
They posted a website and they had a countdown counting down to yesterday.
Nightroll, thank you so much for the 5 good subs, Galaxy Day for the 5 good subs.
Thank you guys so much, thank you, thank you
Bro, they had a countdown on a website
Everybody thought that it was going to be either a remake to
New Vegas or a remake to Fallout 3
And it was neither of those things
It was just nothing
It was nothing
It was a website with just like extra information from the show
It was the stupidest show I've ever seen
Mace, thank you so much for all the five get this
I feel like I can't be like yes that tracks cuz I'm I only just recently
I'm going to fall out. I'm not like a lifelong fallout fan. I'm a new fan, so I don't know. I'm kind of like a uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, not a old fan.
Man, thank you so much for thanking us. A pupa there, what the fuck, again? Thank you, really, 25 get this house. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you so much.
I have to say, I was pretty disappointed though.
but everybody's like yeah that's on brand I'm like okay well okay that's on
Brandon
but uh holy cooly thank you so much for the five good things so thank you thank
you thank you thank you so much but I tried playing follow one that she was
so hard I feel like I have to play it when like a move sound mind and sharp
but anyway I've been in bed I'm in my long-sleeved pajamas I'm I've been
under four fleece blankets and one like comforter so I got comfort in four
fleece blankets I was wrapped up I felt like the fuzziest thing alive I
I felt like the fuzziest thing alive.
I am so comfy.
Comfy and warm.
I am so comfy and warm and fuzzy.
I have my fuzzy socks on.
Yeah, I'm in the burrito.
I was in the dark for like,
I was in the dark for the past few days.
I see a cow a moth. Thank you. Thank you so much for the five gifts. It's a little just
a thing for the world.
The goal? Your tenemy you never saw the internet historian fallout videos? Chat. It's time.
Naravar the ancient text of Todd. It just works howard.
Yeah, so I've been really sick. Been on antibiotics. I've been too sick to play any games.
I haven't even cracked any bullets.
Did you see the new Marvel show Wonder Man?
I'm only on episode 3, but I think it's an incredible show and definitely something you would like.
I'm not seeing it.
I am not seeing it yet.
Why did it- why the fuck was that?
I haven't even been able to play anything, so I decided to watch something.
I- I started watching a show.
Embrace yourself.
I have a lot of opinions.
I've never seen this show. I've never seen it. I
Decided to watch it because it's one of those shows that I just never watched and never seen it
It became a phenomenon and then everybody hated it. I started watching walking dead
I'm on season three. I binge watched the fuck out of shit and I've been watching it
I'm on season three. I can see why everybody grew to hate that fucking show. Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit.
What happened?
The first season was so good.
And then the second season, like, okay.
And then the third season, I'm like, what is happening?
What is going on?
I fucking hate Lori so much. I cannot.
Can somebody answer me this question?
Why is every female in the show written to be like a massive bitch?
I don't understand.
I don't get it. Oh my god. All the women are so insufferable. It is so frustrating
I'm like what the fuck?
Cat would get just like one female character. There's like not ass. What's going on man?
Oh my god and Carl. Oh god. I have like
okay Maggie's not so bad Maggie's not so bad but like I feel like I have to watch
more to begin to appreciate her more because I understand why she's the way
she is you know but bro lori bro fucking lori fucking lori bro fucking lori oh my
god can we can I talk about this first off I have so many complaints I know walking
there fun even like come after me now I have to say I feel like Daryl's Daryl's
character development is the best I could see why he got so famous I could
see why everybody fell in love with him I could see why everybody loves his
character I could see I could see why he became the star of the show and why he
I know it's so funny cuz when I see him I just see Sam I just see Sam
Bridges but he looks so young he looks so young and I'm like holy shit it's
It's baby Sam.
It's baby Sam.
It's baby Sam.
Well, his character development is so good.
I feel like he's the best character on the show.
His character makes me excited.
I like this character.
I feel like Rick is too, Rick frustrates the fuck out of me
too.
Oh, god.
I know he's supposed to be like Mr. Perfect, like, but if he's like Mr. Perfect leader,
but it's like, sometimes like he's just so dumb as fuck, and you just want to shake him.
You just want to fucking shake him because you're just like, God damn it.
Oh yeah, Michonne.
I like Michonne.
I only started watching season three, so I don't know much about her, but I love
her and I and and I love her a lot and I'm glad that she seems to be she seems to
be the only woman with common sense in that whole show bro oh my god that whole
that whole oh god I just started season three and that whole arc with the
governor and I'm sick bro there ain't no fucking way like do you not hear the
alarm bells in your head when you walk into that place like that shit is
like so apparent that there's something fucked up happening it's just so like
I'm sorry but every time I see the governor guy I can't stop thinking about
here reminds me of Bill Compton from True Blood it's just so it just seems
like I'm watching fucking True Blood and he just it just screens Bill
Compton to me and I see Bill Compton every time I see him
I hate that guy so much.
I fucking hate that motherfucker.
I hate him.
I fucking hate him.
I fucking hate him.
I fucking hate Lori.
I don't like Lori.
I have, my big comp, here's a huge complaint, okay?
Listen, I'm not telling anybody how to grieve.
I know we all grieve different, okay?
She's a character in the show.
I have I just have one thing this woman went with her husband's best friend and it wasn't
even like 60 days like what the fuck I'm sorry I'm trying to get the timetable right
but I'm just like I was like it was literally only like a few weeks bro like I could understand
if it was like a few years but holy shit she moved on like like she just blinked
she just blinked and moved on it was like ma'am what what the fuck
I was just like okay I don't give a fuck if okay listen it kind of makes sense
though cuz I remember there was like a flashback where she was like talking
about how that's another thing she was she was paste to him because he did you
know no need his first audition to play more and even though Michael Rooker got
the gig they thought Norman was so good they made him his own character in the
show that's so cool I'm glad he didn't play Merle cuz I fucking hate a fucking
Hey, Meryl bro.
Oh my god.
Listen, okay, here's another thing.
I was like, while I was watching,
I'm like, do you expect me to believe this guy, Rick,
survived in a hospital, in a coma?
Or like, well, I thought, at first I thought,
oh my god, how much time has passed?
I thought it was like six months to a year.
It was like two to three months, okay?
You expect me to believe that he survived?
And then I find out, of course he survived.
Apparently they have like these web episodes
and in one of the web episodes,
there was an explanation that a group of nurses
stayed at the hospital
and they were taking care of all the patients there.
And that's how he lived.
I'm like how the fuck was anybody supposed to know that unless they didn't watch the fucking web show
What the fuck
Different okay, I do have to say
while I was watching it's so painfully apparent that that show was made in 2010
it's so 2010 it hurts it's so 2010 it hurts like that's crazy it's so 2020
also I don't know if you guys out I was watching it and I thought at first that
I was like going crazy or I was watching it there's like a there's like a
graininess to like the video like there's a graininess to the camera that
I didn't know I thought it was hallucinating at first cuz I was like
on a lot of medicine and I'm like what the fuck am I going crazy yeah
Yeah, it has a ton of film grain.
I use an analog 16 millimeter camera.
Oh.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I do love Glenn.
I love Glenn a lot.
I like Glenn.
I like Glenn a lot.
I like Daryl a lot.
I like Michonne.
ummm
bro that whole shit with like
the whole shit with Herschel's farm
and fucking Shane bro that cycle
oh god
I have so many opinions
and so many things to say
fuck that farm
I'm for you to give
yeah so like i was watching the show i was like oh i kind of want to play the game now
i don't want to i kind of want to play the game now
i kind of want to play a game now because i feel like the game must be well i heard like the
first one is okay it's good but the other ones are not that good
Yeah, I won't play the total game one.
The first one is amazing.
the format was like five episodes of everyone around the farm it's true they're just looking
around the farm and shit and I'm just like okay the walking farm all right
all right the walking farm
Well, I'm on season 3, and they finally took over the fucking prison, and the baby is born.
And I'm just like...
And I had to sit there and watch Rick lose his mind.
And I'm like, oh, we're doing this now.
Okay.
Alright.
Who was born?
The baby who was born?
Coral.
Oh, fucking Lori.
I just I just like to me like I just remember that that episode when like Rick shows up and Lori sees them
And she was just all ghost and that was right after she just like felt the chain and I'm just like
This girl didn't even wait
Like I'm sorry like I get it you were having issues because there was like there was like a flashback that showed like she
she was having issues with with with him but she was mad at him and she was
talking to her friend say I don't know if I love him anymore and she's like what's
going on and she's like oh well he just doesn't get mad at me and he doesn't
call me a bitch and he doesn't he's not he's not mean to me and I'm like
So you wanted the worsen because he's nice?
What is happening here bro?
What?
I'm sorry what?
You want him to argue with you and you want to fucking...
You want to fight him?
What is happening?
I was like, what the fuck?
And then she was like, guess what Shane?
And he's like, I'm sorry guys, between him getting shot and going into a coma and the
zombie apocalypse happening, it's only two months.
I thought it was at least like a year, but it's literally only like two months.
This woman was like, oh my husband's dead, might as well just fuck her best friend now I guess.
I was like, what the fuck?
The time frame gets worse as the show goes on, oh my god.
Might as well just fuck my husband's best friend, then he's in the coma, he's dad.
It's just like, okay, I could understand the game together.
One of his best moments was when Rick was losing his mind from Lori's death, so Daryl
stepped up and made sure the baby would be okay and the group could start settling in.
I saw, I think that's where I left off when he started stepping up and I'm just saying
man Daryl is just the best bro, he's just the best.
Risen Governor Negan is 3 months?
GASP
Don't worry, don't worry guys
Don't worry guys, I know, I know about that guy
I don't know the extent of what he did
But I do know, I do know that that guy exists
And I'm, and I know I'm gonna hate him
I know I'm gonna hate him
I know I'm gonna hate him
I'm on season 3 don't worry. I know I'm gonna hate that guy. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Three months. Oh my god wait but then they left us when they left the
farm. Michonne and and and this chick. What was her name again? Fuck I forgot her name.
Michonne and that and the other lady the blonde lady they were like away for like eight months.
Andrea yeah Andrea they were like gone for eight so like it was eight months between the farm
And the prison?
Holy shit.
Also, like, I can't help but notice that they forget shit a lot.
Like, the whole thing in that second episode where they're like,
we can disguise ourselves from the walkers if we smell like them,
and then they never did it again.
They never, they never,
they never did it.
They never did that again.
They never did it again.
I forgot all about that shit.
Also I also noticed when they got into the prison, do you guys remember when Rick fought
chain. One Rick fought chain in that town. He did this thing where he cut his finger and
spread it on a fence to get like the walkers to come. And then he starts killing zombies
and I'm like, what happened to the coat on his hand? And his hands were like full of
blood and it wasn't his blood. What like, what happened to like not getting zombie
blood in your open wound bros. Like what happened with that?
EWOLY! Hi EWOLY. You're worrying about things that will be answered later? Well I do know
that the big spoiler of the big big spoiler from the first season, the big reveal from
cdc and i'm just like how did this start how did all do they ever explain how that happened
was it like a government experiment or something i need to know i'm like do they like explain
i still don't have fucking questions bro
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday to me!
Is this playing the SPIN-OFF? Wait, what? Is there a SPIN-OFF? Walking dead spinoffs.
No way. The Walking Dead Daryl Dixon. Here the Walking Dead. The Walking Dead the ones who live.
The Walking Dead Dead City. What the fuck?
Oh no. Why did I start this show? This is gonna be...
This is gonna be a loss.
There's The Walking Dead. Oh my god, and then there's Fear The Walking Dead Dead has 8 seasons?
What the fuck?
World beyond.
Tales of the Walking Dead.
Dead City. Daryl Dixon.
The ones who live.
And then there's gonna be another show called
More Tales from the Walking Dead Universe.
Holy shit, they milked the fuck out of this franchise.
Oh my god!
Just bailin' the whole hell no, I'm too deep to leave.
I'm in season 3 and you can know what happens.
AMC is the walking dead channel.
Do they just like play walking dead all day?
Is that the only shit they have on their- on their- on their fucking- on their fucking thing?
I don't know why I- I- I was sitting here trying to think about what to watch.
Cause I was like, I need something to binge watch.
I wasn't gonna watch anime, but like, my- my head wasn't in it, because of the subtitle reading, I was like, I feel too shitty to read subtitles, I can't.
so here was here was my here was my um it was my my list of things that I was
kind of interested in I wanted to keep on watching from which I I haven't
finished watching I think I'm on season two I wanted to see this show
called Raised by Wolves. Okay. I wanted to watch Lock and Key because somebody, it was
a very kind individual sent me a Lock and Key graphic novel. They sent me the
full of the compendium of the graphic novel and it's pretty cool and I heard
that there's a show.
Another show that I really wanted to watch is Dark. I really wanted to watch
the dark. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. But I haven't really shown. There's a
show that I've never seen that I really want to see and it's been on my list for a long
time. I don't think I think I should give it a shot. And that show is Twin Peaks. I've
I've never seen it. I've never seen Twin Peaks in my life.
I've never seen it.
I don't watch it. I've never seen it.
But, my dumbass chose walking down-
My dumbass chose walking down- fuck.
Now I have to finish it, I gotta finish it.
X files all those mice the ex files is like one of my sister's favorite shows
She loves that shit
She loves that shit so much bro
I've never watched it so I don't know.
Sorry my voice is so fucked up today.
My voice in my mouth.
Be sick.
My bed.
It does hate scary shit.
You would think?
It's okay that you didn't choose Twin Peaks.
Your subconscious steered you away because it knew it would become you personality for
at least a month.
Did you hear that?
Did you hear that Groaning underneath his talking?
I don't like that.
It is haunted.
It is haunted.
Yeah, she hates horror but she likes the X-Files.
happened where she's just not in it anymore she's not into it anymore I think
she just liked that the procedural part of the show
I already have a zombie model.
That guy is on the model already.
Yeah, I guess it's like Lord order with it and she fucking loves it.
She fucking loves law and order.
She loves law and order!
She likes law and order, bro.
She likes that short of shit.
I didn't see our Ranger model.
Oh, shit.
You imagine?
What if?
I hope it fits.
I'm feeling a little better today.
That's why I came on today.
I came on today because I'm feeling a little better and I was like, oh come on today and if I feel too shitty I'll just take tomorrow off and then come back on Friday.
What the fuck?
Now let's check in soup.
What the fuck?
There was chicken soup.
It was chicken soup. It was chicken soup.
My head!
No head?
Yeah, this model is a merit- Wait, how do I take off my jacket?
You can kinda see me.
See?
Now have you guys been, where have you guys been up to?
I don't want to see you walking there, where have you guys been up to?
I feel like I forgot how to stream.
I feel like I forgot how to stream, bro.
How am I gonna stream?
I feel like I forgot tone.
I forgot tone how to stream, bro.
I'm watching you playing RuneScape.
Oh, shit.
RuneScape.
Mousy, when you have chicken soup, do you put rice in it?
No.
I just had the broth.
I guess you could say it's broth-woe, and I'm gonna put noodles in it.
Whoa.
Look, I was gonna tell you something, but I forgot.
Shit.
Chat.
I have-
I can't believe this.
I can't believe I have to watch a Super Bowl.
Pfft.
I can't believe I have to watch a Super Bowl.
I can't believe I have to watch it this year, bro.
Yeah, I have to watch it.
If your Puerto Rican is mandatory, if not you'll get executed. That's just the rules.
It's mandatory for all Puerto Ricans to watch the Super Bowl.
I'm not going to watch the game, I'm just going to watch the game, what time does halftime
come on?
I put this in my calendar, bro, I'm so happy you won man, and he's winning, he's winning
and he's staying winning.
You're never gonna guess this.
Oh, is this-
BLEEEEHHH!
Is that why it's called halftime?
Cause it's halfway.
Wait, what time does it start?
Wait, what time does it start?
The best revenge is success, that's true.
That's true, bros.
That's true and he's he's killing it and I'm so proud of him
proud to be Puerto Rican bro proud to be Latina proud to be Puerto Rican
Do my people like
Checked out his album because of all crazy shit
Mouse there is an event in Warframe and one of the rewards is pink angel wings
I saw candy sent it to me. I gotta do them
I got a dome.
I got a dome, bros. I got a dome.
Oh, my Spotify. What the fuck?
Boom.
Shit. I love you guys. You're my mark.
I don't know if you guys remember this but on February 1st when we checked, when we checked
Spotify the song was a cry for me was a 17 million 406
and as of right now it's an 18 million 584
well we hit 20 million that was so crazy
The clock in the game only runs during certain times, depending on timeouts, how long it
takes to reset after plays etc.
It can take different amounts of time.
Your best bet is to turn it on in the background, maybe an hour to an hour and a half in and
just wait for the halftime show.
Are you serious? Never said time? That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Have an answer, have Rossi call you when it's time.
I'm sure my sister will text me when it's time to.
As if she's excited.
Let's take a howl, you would think, listen, you would think that this was a holiday
for every Puerto Rican on earth literally literally holiday for everybody every
Puerto Rican it is holiday ain't nobody gonna be working ain't nobody gonna be
doing shit well that's why I ask them like I'm like oh do I stream before do I
stream after. You know what I mean? I want to watch it. I can't watch it on stream though.
Or maybe, maybe I'll, we can watch it and I'll just have it like the sound off and like we
all watch it together. I can react and I can go crazy and I can be like oh my god.
I would do like a watch-along kind of I guess.
I could do that.
I could watch-along a sword.
Baboonie?
Baboonie?
Hello timer? Yeah yeah yeah we'll put a timer up and everything.
We'll put a timer up and everything. Oh my god I'm so fucked up.
I just feel... I feel like I'm not here, but I'm here. Does that make sense?
I was thinking...
Guys, guess what came out? I did not know this was coming out today.
Umigati, the new Sherlock's art game came out today. I did not know it was coming out today.
You know we gotta play it.
I says Umi Gari is a first person harpoon fishing game set in the foggy waters of the
east coast of Japan.
Haunt fish with your harpoon, sell your catch, buy fuel, and upgrade your gear.
Alone at sea, the more you explore, the stranger the fish become.
or intense daylight this game is unlike our past games if you're looking for
hardcore experience this may not be for you
I can't wait to play it today I did see the cinnamon roll skin in
Don't watch it dead.
Chat a new...
A new game has come out.
A new co-op game has come out called Car Service Together.
You have your own automobile body shop.
You're fixing cars, 1-4 co-op.
Or single player mode.
you're just fixing cars you know we have to play that shit
I think it's only in torture candy with which by the way speaking of candy that's
That's where I was going to tell you guys, guess what Dash?
The 7 days the die server has been created.
Shout out to Boone, shout out to Boone for creating the server bro.
All I had to do was tell him to make it and he literally made it in a day.
Good egg.
He's always going to be on or is it schedule session?
So I don't know what he plans on doing for it.
I think he's always going to be on.
I'm trying to see how many people, cause you made it for 32 people.
But I don't know if you can handle that money either.
I'm inviting Hanya too
She's trapped in the tomb of your mind.
I'm assuming also like everybody who was on the vintage store server is invited to.
I'm thinking maybe like she wiped the safe away what will happen.
I'm thinking like let me look at my schedule.
Hold on. Oh my God.
Also, don't judge me.
Okay. I've been playing.
I've been watching walking dead in bed sick.
I did, I did, I did lie, however, I did play a game, I forgot, I played a game, but it was only a little bit, I played Cookie Room Kingdom, okay, just, I had to do my delis, bro, I had to do my delis.
Candy, when are we playing Candy? Candy, when are we playing?
We downloading now, yeah!
Well, I installed the game, I installed the game, well I have to install one right now,
hold up.
No, no, no, no.
The walking dead?
The Walking Dead?
So which one is it that I played?
The Pelopail definitive series?
It says it has all four seasons.
Is that the one that I had to play?
Or is it the other one?
Or is it just The Walking Dead?
hmm yeah but there's two in the steam store the one that's off for okay
hmm okay okay okay
I will play that when I finish watching the walking then when I finish watching it, when
I finish watching it, I will play it.
Wait, we have to have it in 1.4 stable version.
My 1.4 stable version!
The TV series is gonna take forever, that's not true!
I started on Monday and I'm already on Season 3!
That's not true, I started on Monday and I'm already on Season 3 bro!
That's too fast. I didn't do I was literally in bed for this past few days. I didn't do
anything. I didn't do anything. And I would skip the credits and the theme song. So.
No, I'm not I'm not skipping at all on the screwing
I didn't I didn't watch it on two-tongue speed. I I literally just watch the normal
How are you liking it well I have like I said I could understand why people go to hate it
I do find it entertaining there are a lot of aspects that I like however a lot of the
characters are so bad there's just so many things that I'm like what the fuck but it's
pretty good so far I think I could see why people grew to hate the show because there
are certain things that are frustrating that I'm just like oh my god if this keeps
Super if this gets any worse, I am going to hate this shit.
And then the inconsistencies.
That shit with the zombie guts?
Guess what happens?
Everybody gets worse, right?
Rick pisses me off so much, dude.
I...
This fucking guy.
This fucking guy bro.
Oh, and the fact that like...
Sometimes I just want to be like, who died and made you the leader of everybody?
Because you suck.
You suck bro.
It's just they crammed down your throat that he's like this very...
He's a great guy.
He's a great guy.
He's super...
But like he's so firm on his morals and beliefs and stuff.
he's a very nice guy
and I mean somebody had to step up you know
but like God sometimes he would frustrate the
fuck out of me bro and then when he would like go
when he would like walk back on shit that he said
like I'll get so pissed I'll be like
Shane would have been...
Eyes...
What?
Shane sucks.
Shane sucks, bro.
Shane sucks.
Ain't no way Shane could have ever been a leader.
He sucks.
He would have gotten them all killed from like the beginning.
I don't like that he was hidden oh my god the amount of line that he would do and he
was like well he literally like legit murder people and like acted like oh whoops guys
It wasn't me. You know what I mean?
He just...
His moral compass was broken, but it's like I get it. In the situation of course.
Like the rules of the normal society just don't apply, but it's just like...
It was like, it was like you had two extremes, bro. You had
Rick who was like Mr. Perfect, and then you had Shane who was like a piece of shit.
There was no in between you know what I mean except for Daryl
Who's my favorite character by the way my favorite cult or they'll dig some
My favorite cult or they'll dig some
Did he let a fat guy die because- no no no, honey, he didn't let the fat guy die, he killed
him.
He fucking shot him and made sure he couldn't survive.
He killed him.
He didn't let him die.
He fucking mur- he straight up murdered him.
Yeah, he fucking broke his leg- didn't he break his leg and then shoot him and then ran
away?
And then he tried to like- be like he died a hero.
It's not just that it's not it's the fact that like he would act like
Why couldn't he just come back to the camp like yeah, you know what I
Sacrificed him because he's not one of our own and I did it for Carl
You know what I mean? I did it for Carl
and I don't know him and if and if
If I didn't do this, I would've died and Carl would've died.
Like, why couldn't you just be straight up with people and just tell them, yeah, I did it.
You know what I mean?
Of course, you would've been seen as a piece of shit.
But like...
I don't know bro.
Thoughts on Carol?
Was that the woman with the short hair?
With the abusive husband?
Well then she started flirting with Daryl and I'm like what is happening here?
What's going on here?
is she trying to fuck him what's happening you did you guys not notice that
like she's just she's just straight up started learning with him I feel so bad
for her cuz I know like I hated that that that scene where like they're all
like yelder her and call it pathetic and you made fun of her for being abused and
for all this shit and it's just like it may feel so bad for her cuz well that
woman has gone through so much I actually like her a lot I like her
character a lot she's cool she's cool I feel like she was very she's very she
frustrated me at first at the beginning I want to say something but I agree go
ahead can you see anything we all know mousy's camp would be safest in case of
a zombie apocalypse because she'd have snagged all the loot I had a dream
about having out about a zombie apocalypse bro I had a dream that a zombie
apocalypse happened and like we ended up taking over like a a building
I totally understand though like I totally understand he had he I know where that anger
came from cuz like he was really upset at the little girl at Sophie dying.
It was super upset at Sophie 9.
It was crazy how I remember I when I was watching it was like why is he so upset and then I'm
just like oh I see he came to care for the little girl and he had a really terrible childhood
and he had a shitty relationship with his dad and his brother and I totally get it.
bro that shit broke my heart bro everybody was like stop looking for
he was like the only one going around like so feel so feel so feel everywhere
going crazy and I was like why is he such a good guy
why he's such a good guy bro
they wrote Andrew in the show oh god I was feeling and witnessing it right now
I'm witnessing it right now, aren't I, because, okay, so I just got to the part where they
are at the governor's place, at Woodbury, and I could tell that she has a thing for
the governor, because they keep doing this weird, like, eye flirting shit, and I'm
just like, oh no.
Oh no.
I'm like, oh no, bro, oh no.
Fucking shit, bro.
My dick always gotta ruin a gal.
BOOM!
Girl, don't ruin yourself for cock.
Don't do it, girl!
Don't do it!
Don't ever compromise your morals and yourself over a cock!
Holy shit, man!
Also, she fucked Shane!
Bro!
What the fuck?
Bro, dick ruins everything, it's true.
The show has a lot of great characters who either didn't exist or weren't nearly as interesting
in the comics.
I think partly just because of the actors being so good that Kurtman didn't want to let
them go and Carrie is one of the big ones.
You have to say the group had amazing dynamic, great chemistry.
You really cared about them, you know, or played them.
You won't smash the actor?
I mean he is a good looking guy, but...
Oh, he was the Punisher!
Well...
Har Har! Thank you so much for the 10 gifts of Sticks Har Har!
I'm on season 3, I'll tell you what episode I left off on, hold on, let me find it.
I'm on episode 5, say the word, and Rick is going psycho, he's going psycho, he's going
absolutely psychotic
four break
prison seasons
The prison season bro.
That guy, that prisoner guy, holy shit, what a dick.
I don't even remember his name, Jose.
I don't know what the fuck his name was.
Felipe.
Tomás, Tomás, Tomás.
His name was Tomás.
Tomás.
Tomás.
Tomás.
Tomás.
Tomás.
Tomás.
Tomás.
Tomás.
Tomás.
Tomás.
Tomás.
Tomás.
Tomás.
Oh, the prison one.
Why you look like that?
Why you put that face for?
Why you have to put that face for?
What the fuck?
Why you do that?
That's just my face.
So like those guys like like in the prison and they come out of there like oh we're free
now let's go and it's like dude there's an apocalypse bro nobody's coming I Reese and
Sasha are introduced in season in season three Tyrese oh I think I've seen I've seen
I've seen clips of this guy. I've seen clips and gifts of this guy.
He seems like a character that I like. I don't know, he gives good aura.
Who's Sasha?
Oh my god.
She's so pr- oh my god.
The actress who plays her is so pretty.
She's gorgeous.
What the fuck?
A beautiful- we're a beautiful girl.
BAM! GORGE!
I don't know, I like the show.
Man, is this safe to say everybody's seen it? Can we just talk about it?
Lori dies.
Lori is dead. And I have to say, I'm just glad.
I'm glad she's gone. I did not like her. I didn't like her bro. I never liked her
Never fucking liked her bro. I never fucking liked her
Oh, she was the worst
I just did not like her man
Wait what what do you mean?
About Carl I have like this like it's hard cuz like when I think about Carl of course Carl's a kid
So it's like okay. They're gonna write him like a kid and of course the kid is gonna be annoying and the kid is gonna be
Kids there it's a kid of course is gonna be annoying a holy shit, bro
Bro, if that one part where he yelled at Lori, I think you like told her to shut up.
If I ever talk to my mom like that, if I ever in my life raise my voice at my mom or told
her to shut up, the only person who will be shutting up is me because I would not have
lips anymore. My lips would be gone. Are you fucking for real? I just, every time I watch
kids in shows, it's so funny because when I watched Marcelo and Nanda stand up and he
was talking about watching Full House, I felt that so hard. I remember when I used to
watch like sitcoms and stuff and I used to watch how the kids would interact with the parents
I would be like what in the fucking Twilight Zone is this?
Huh? What do you mean you're gonna sit down and have a conversation in a heart to heart?
What the fuck do you mean bro? What?
He was talking about he was talking about how like I think like it was an episode where like
Like, I don't know, one of the kids did something and he was like, yeah it's time, it's time
to guess what's rightfully yours.
And then it was like, yeah what the fuck do you mean your parents apologize to you, bro.
It isn't until now as an adult that my mom apologizes.
My mom never apologized to me for anything!
Are you crazy?
Apology?
To a child?
So that's why like when I see kids on TV shows and stuff, I'm like, oh my god.
Because holy shit, ain't no fucking way.
Ain't no fucking way that kid.
Bro, I can only imagine, like I started thinking about what would it look like if me and my family were in this situation, if my family, if my parents were in a zombie apocalypse.
What if Carl, like, bro ain't no fucking, bro this little shit man, this little shit.
he doesn't stay still he doesn't I get it though he's a kid he's supposed to be
annoying of course but it's like oh my god and then there was like certain scenes
where I was like you could tell like the kid wanted to see people die and like
he wanted to see people get like when he was like shoot him dad shoot him get
him and he looked like eager I'm like oh oh no that's a that's a that's a
psychopath waiting to happen holy shit uh nope he was getting influenced by
shame bro
coral get in the house coral
he gets worse with age god I already know he's gonna be like cuz like when
they're young it's okay but then like I know you're gonna write him I just
already know I already know I'm gonna hate this kid I know I'm gonna hate him
I just know I'm gonna fucking hate him I just know it I just know it he gets
better okay well I hope I'm proven long
him getting shot that that made me so sad
I was like oh shit but also like but also at the same time I was like
that I was stupid on you know what the fuck are you doing what do you mean
you're gonna walk up to a fucking deer and like stare at the deer like what
do you mean you're gonna walk up to the deer and stare at the deer bro what
the fuck what do you mean what what are you gonna talk to it like what the fuck
if you want to see there go watch Bambi what the fuck then I hold that whole
scene where oh my god and then Rick is like you don't understand life is
worth living cuz Carl remembered the deer and it's just like
if those my parents my parents will be like you want to fucking look at a deer
you want to fucking look at a deer bro
my dad will probably draw a picture of a deer on a wall and make me sit in front
of it for five hours. There you go, there's your fucking deer, look at it.
Look at the fucking deer. Your parents sound crazy now. They're not crazy, they're not
They're not crazy. They're not crazy. Believe it or not like I never got hit. I
Never got hit, but that's the thing like as as Travis as I was doing stupid shit like I
Just I didn't get hit bro
Because you can't dodge like me
Uh...
I had more things...
To me, it was more like she was like taking away
if I acted up, you know what I mean?
It was more like she was taking away
and then like I had like things where it's like...
Like I wasn't allowed to have like a cellphone or anything.
I wasn't allowed to do...
I wasn't allowed to do a lot of things.
But also like I barely went outside
So, not much of an opportunity to get in trouble if you're home all the time, you know?
I wasn't allowed to get a cell phone until I got my own cell phone when I was 18!
My parents didn't let me.
They let me.
I wasn't even allowed to have a fort in my room.
A door with a lock? Forget about it.
You know when I have a door with a lock now that I'm an adult and I own my home place.
I didn't have a door with a lock.
I see kids on TV and I'm like, oh my god, they locked the doors. They got locks on their doors.
That's so funny. When I once had stand-up special Marcel pointed out to, he was like,
he said, yeah man, I saw the fucking DJ like through the door in Bob Saget's face.
And she locked it. What? What do you mean? What do you mean you have a door with a lock?
But what do you mean your door had a fucking lock on it?
But I didn't even have a door. I had a curtain. I did live that curtain life for a little
bit too. I feel you will. I had curtain life too. I had curtain too for a bit. I totally
get it. Actually it was crazy. You have to like pretend there's a door there. Pretend.
And people are like pretending. Pretending like there's a door there but there's no door.
You can see and you can hear.
You have no privacy.
Kids need privacy?
Oh, don't say that to my parents.
Are you crazy?
Don't say that to my parents.
Listen, I think, I think I turned out alright.
I think my parents did good, bro.
I think I turned out alright, you know what I mean?
Gotta pay, that's exactly what my parents said.
If you want privacy, you have to pay the bills.
But then it's like, Mom, I want to get a job.
No, your job is school.
So no job for you, so you can't pay bills
But now I'm an adult and now I have a job and now I
Am adult now, so it's all good
All good now Rose
It is a really it was a rigged system
You should take the door off there or never
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never.
My parents deserve their privacy.
They earned it.
They suffered their whole life.
They suffered their whole life so that I could do this.
And I could be here.
So it's fine.
It's OK.
Yeah, my job is playing around.
That's my job.
Do it as an April Fool's joke.
NOOOO!
I'm not going to April Fool's, my parents!
I'm Puerto Rican, we don't believe in April Fool's.
Where are you from?
I'm Puerto Rican.
I'm Puerto Rican, we don't believe in April Fool's.
That shit doesn't exist.
If you, if you have April Fool's, you're going to get in trouble.
fools better get ready better fucking get ready to get in trouble if you're able
fools people
but that's true also my dad's a huge practical Joker so it's fine
There will be a booth. I don't have one
I've been I've been doing my recordings under the blanket in my room, but I am going to be getting a special like
Being made for my room to like do voice acting and stuff. I
Think you have a kinder heart than me. Do I?
Did you think so?
I just love my parents bro, what can I say?
Will she change her name to Iron Mouse VA?
No!
But I, you know me, I'll have, um, I'll have a...
Hello, ma'am!
One day maybe you'll see Iron Mouse?
My school had a program where if I had good grades I could leave after lunch to go to work.
I jumped on that so fast.
Whoa.
Yeah, I can't, I never did that.
I dropped out of school, bro.
You don't need any special sound tech for your room, you just need to reach 100% cinema
wall coverage.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I did hear that there were any cinema role to overwatch us to.
Are you serious, Ro?
Do you want to be seen, Ro?
I want to, Ro. I-I don't know. I'm on the fence about it.
I'm on the fence about it.
I have parents who love our symbols.
They think they're cute.
They don't understand why I want so many, but they think it's cute.
My mom doesn't understand why I don't like Hello Kitty.
And I'm like, it's not that I don't like her, it's just that I love the symbols.
Oh hello kitty and I'm like
Why do you like the rabbit so much? It's not a rabbit, he's a dog!
What? What do you mean?
He's a fucking dog, bruh.
Yeah, he's the long-eared dog without the butthole.
There's only one dog with a butthole and that is Pom Pom Burin.
He has a butthole.
He has a butthole showing.
Sinworld does not show his butthole.
He doesn't do it.
If I know.
He shows off.
We need a bad bunny and I Mouse songcollab, given both of you are in the charts right now, I Mouse L.E.T.S. go hype.
Maybe one day a girl can dream right? Hopefully one day he knows when
But he don't know when cuz I'm just a small fucking Vtuber Vtuber
Bobby Tuber
Be Tuber
Alliance liner, what the fuck I
What is this?
That is slander.
Stop.
Hello everyone, this is-
I found it!
I found some sad daily dolls.
Yeah! Do you want to watch some with me?
There's two of them.
There's two daily dolls!
Send all my balls
Go watch some daily dolls
Who's this?
Send all my balls
Go watch some daily dolls
Who's this?
My favorite
My favorite!
I'm not hidden now.
Wait, I mean to have some crackers.
Crackers.
Crackers!
I don't know bros with some topo tico, how do you know?
I don't know though, we think.
I mean no cause we know
I mean let's hear everything
I thought my noise gate was good
What happened?
There's nothing wrong with we things, what do you mean?
There's nothing wrong with we things bro
Mmm. You know what?
Son chips.
Will you still make son chips?
Mmm. Have a cheddar. Mmm.
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.
Hello.
My car is right there being towed.
I got a gentleman right here saying if I beat him first job, I'm out of papers and I'll
shoot.
I can get my car back.
What?
Ready?
Get out!
Get out!
No way!
No way!
No way!
No way!
No way!
My car is right there being towed.
No way!
No way!
No way!
Oh my God!
He's so lucky!
Both are me!
He would never let me off the hook. He would throw my fucking car.
I
We would throw my fucking car bro. I get to own I get to
Thank you, oh
What is that? Oh
Hey, what are those is that like a fish trap catch fish
Oh no.
The spoon, the spoon, the spoon, the straw is me.
Okay, super long shot I uh, what's up dude?
I
Always wonder that how do you stop your dog from jumping out the window a long shot?
I uh...
It's okay.
Cough, cough, cough.
Like, every time I see people, like, with their pets in their car with the windows down,
like, bro, don't do your dog, they try to jump out.
Like, how do you...
How do you stop that from happening?
Trying to do a double clap?
Push up, but I forgot that.
I clap when my cat is in trouble.
Don't open the window all the way.
Hey, don't open the window.
I got some play-off action!
Oh no!
No!
Oh my god!
The guy's probably like, what did I do?
What did I fucking do?
What did I do?
I got some play-off action!
Damn, I wish I could get into my driveway.
Oh, why do you do that for?
Oh
No, no, no, I wouldn't mean to go up. Oh no.
So break your other arm, please.
Oh no. Oh shit. Georgie, is this yours?
Oh no.
Oh, Pennywise hasn't now.
So break your other arm, please.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What?
What the fuck?
I've never seen a type of...
I've never seen it in my life!
How?
How?
I've never seen a type of...
Wait, it was mirroring?
I'm so confused.
I've never seen a typewriter used like this.
Wait, what?
Stop.
Yo, what the?
Yo, what the...
How do you begin to like...
I don't use like this.
Like...
I just want to sit there one day and be like,
I think I want to use a typewriter to, uh,
to fucking draw.
Mm-mm.
Yo, what the fuck?
Wait, that looks like you said, what the fuck?
It doesn't even look real. What the fuck is this?
What the actual-
Am I- bro, what?
Am I a door-dash and I turned around and it-
Wait, what the-
Oh!
Damn!
The ice wall
Yeah, the ice wall is being attacked
What the ice wall in my bro what I'm out of door that should have turned around it
I saw some firm bro
What the...
Wait you can swim backwards?
I didn't tell them to do condo waters like this.
Oh shi...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Please, uh...
Wait a minute.
No, for the day.
No.
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
No, no.
I mean couldn't you like use your phone and use a Google Translate or a Translate app?
Let me see if I have one.
Let me see if I have one.
Whoa.
Bubble in a bubble.
This lady tried to hide her Badger's food high up, but this rat had other ideas.
Oh shit, adventure is rat.
Oh my god, little shit!
What's going on in his head?
What's going on in his head?
He's thinking, all his life.
There's a lot to think about.
What the fuck?
Stop.
Ow.
How is he doing this?
How is he doing this?
So, this is weird.
Hello, fuck.
Fucking contortionist.
So this is weird, every car in this crash was the same make and model.
What?
Stop.
Oh.
What?
Was the same make and model.
Except for the first one.
The first one.
well the same except for the first one the first one's not
but what are the odds? what are the odds of that?
The show is super satisfying.
Oh, this is so cool.
What is this floor?
I'm sorry, it's a strange way to be looking for.
Do you need your shock rope?
Oh no!
Oh no.
The wheel just came off.
Oh my gosh so much snow.
Here they are! We worked all day on Mother's Day!
Oh, look at that!
We did so good! We worked so hard!
Oh!
Oh, oh!
What?
Oh! Oh!
Instant karma really is sweet.
It was so cold in Chicago, even the door started to shiver.
Let's go police, let's go, get em.
Get em, police.
It was so cold in Chicago, even the door started to shiver.
Oh, I'm cold.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What?
What the fuck?
That's crazy!
Ah, no plus, no plus. I wish the dog could.
This British Airways...
I wish the dog could.
I did it wrong.
You're not supposed to make a wish after you build a candle.
You make a wish before you blow out the candle.
If not, it's not going to work.
It's not going to work and you can't tell people your wish.
British Airways plane lost one of its wheels during take-off.
Oh no.
Room 360.
What?
Oh my god, there's still a McDonald's sign.
The scientist used...
I always wonder how people do this in every o'clock. Like how do people get away with this shit?
Like that's a big ass sign.
It probably works there.
It would be really stupid if he's posting it all night, he's gonna get in trouble.
The scientist used special cameras to study how penguins behave underwater.
I found a video of these strange swirling clouds over taxes.
It's the end of days.
This diver just made an underwater friend.
The ice wall is coming down.
Aw.
Little seal.
What the fuck did that?
That is Yola's video.
Are we hoping, droid?
And I'll see you guys in the next video.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
again very soon hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet
hey was that cat or a dog
I got out the same between the two what cat dog
Hello everyone, this is your dude, Yasada.
This is the coolest delivery man.
This is the coolest delivery man ever.
There you are.
Alright, that is the best delivery you can get.
A slip and slide delivery.
Oh my god.
It's gonna be a nightmare to open.
One more stick.
And I know, I know you say,
Oh, just use a knife.
Not a bridge, you have knives lying around you all.
Oh
Why is it bouncing
His quick reaction saved
Are we jumping in the car
Oh my god!
The car's working!
His quick reaction saved her from crashing into this pole.
Oh my god, he saved her life.
Be safe!
Oh, yeah, I can.
Oh!
No, don't do it!
whoa
oh
for being corn dog
go
wash your hands
and your body
whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa
Wait. Can snow get frozen and turn to solid ice?
Yes?
Oh my god.
This tree bent and snapped under the weight of the yanks.
Oh my god.
Is it going?
Oh my gosh.
Uh oh.
ooooh
ooooh
one
two
three
ooooh
what the
oh my god
this done
oh my god
that was a dumb
that was a dumb
pop
one
Come on.
One
Two
Ice cream
Three
Ice cream, ice cream
Ice cream, ice cream, ice cream
Three
Ice cream, ice cream, ice cream
Ice cream, ice cream, ice cream
These donkey's tails succulents are frozen solid.
Donkey tails?
Oh my god, no!
Oh my god!
Um, so did you know that?
Oh my god!
Um, so did you know that... say his name?
Like, how did you can't stop yourself at that point?
Um, so did you know that... say his name?
Severus Snaaaan.
Did you know he does that in response to his name?
Severus Snaaaan.
He only does it when he says his name.
His name is Severus Snape.
Did you know?
Say his name.
Severus Snape.
Did you know he does that in response to his name?
Severus Snape.
He only does it when he says his name.
I like it.
Oh my God, that's my jamboree.
Oh my god, that's a trampoline!
They spotted a fever of sting.
How you doin'?
They spotted a fever of stingrays migrating through a group of people.
They're about to get a real...
They spotted a fever of stingrays mig...
A group of stingrays is called a fever?
I have no idea what the fuck.
Grading through a group of people.
I'm about to get a real rude awakening.
Oh, people move, oh, people move, oh, people move.
Oh, look at that. It was my rare 100th pin.
Here's why you don't park on your running water.
That's frozen salad.
Oh, no!
Oh no, oh no, that's fucked, that's fucked bro.
It's not nice.
I just told my wife this is probably the only opportunity or maybe the only opportunity
I'll ever have to slide down my driveway like a penguin on my belly.
Why would you do this?
The turtles!
If you're ever wondering why someone is-
Wait!
Okay, that turtle is going pretty fast.
He's going pretty fast!
Yes, what the fuck?
He's going pretty fast!
If you're ever wondering why someone is taking a long time in the toilet...
No, I know!
I know, I know these slow.
What I'm saying is, like, I know the video is better, but I feel like he's going pretty fast for a turtle.
If it was normal speed, I feel like for a turtle, I figured they move slower.
I just figured they move slower than that.
Hair propaganda?
Probably giving my balls in your mouth.
What the fuck?
This guy's on the toilet.
You see?
Chat, let's talk about this.
You see this?
You see this guy?
This guy right here, you see how he's sitting down?
I cannot sit down on the toilet like that.
My feet do not touch the floor.
My feet dangle off the edge of the fucking toilet because my feet do not reach the ground.
I need to have a stool, I have to have a stool to sit on the toilet because if
not my feet I could swing them around and dangle them and then I lose circulation
if I'm on the toilet too long.
Commode!
Why someone is taking a long time in-
If you're ever wondering why someone is taking a long time in the toilet, this is why.
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, close my bed.
What the fuck?
Why?
What is the purpose of this?
Why someone is taking a long time in the toilet?
What the fuck? Why? What is the purpose of this?
My son is taking a long time in the toilet. This is why.
Now on, what if he like would have just like pulled out his pants and peed from like this direction?
I thought he was gonna piss.
I thought he was gonna piss.
I thought I should have known better though.
I should have known better.
What the fuck?
Zippers?
Wait, that's crazy!
That's crazy!
See, what the fuck?
Zipper air!
I've never seen that before.
So I just found out efoils make pretty cool vortices underwater.
What is that?
What is that?
Oh, I thought he did it on purpose. I guess not.
Oh, it was on purpose, wasn't it?
Hmm.
Hmm.
So I just found out efoils make pretty cool vortices underwater.
What the? What is that?
I just think about how
How rough that is on your fucking ankles bro, like, how?
And like, what if you like, fuck up, and then you fall, and then you break your leg?
This fire cloud was produced by a huge raging blaze on the Grand Canyon's rim.
What a raging blaze?
This pigeon can do a backflip.
What the fuck?
That's the big one!
This chair closes in on you with your body weight.
Oh, that's pretty cool.
What if you're like, what if I put knives on it, and then I impale myself, when I sit down?
Yeah.
Oh, a horse gate.
I
What
These kids have never
What the fuck is he doing?
Is he booking the train now?
to end it with a fully shaved beard.
Uh oh.
But she's looking at me.
This forest went...
What's wrong with that?
The kid is hiding.
He's a different person.
Is this the worst one?
At least silent.
Why?
It's just really creepy sometimes.
This guy made a miniature bed.
Wait, why?
Why does it happen?
But I like hanging back in the woods.
I'm sorry.
What does that mean?
It's just really creepy sometimes.
It means you're a predator.
It's a predator?
It's a predator?
This guy made a miniature bedroom for his fish.
This little dude is 3 years old with 30 years of experience.
Hello fuck.
What?
How is this possible with a kid? How does a kid know this?
He's a child.
This diver left their camera at the bottom of the ocean to show how loud it is.
Oh my god, it's just like some nautical!
I have never seen a bee with a blue butt before.
What the fuck is that blue ball be?
That...
What is that?
Why does he have a blue ball?
Blue ball before.
What kind of bee is that?
Shiny bee.
It did it?
I don't need a lot of soup.
Put it in your arsenal.
Again?
Put it in your arsenal.
Oh, shit.
This is going crazy.
Whoa, that's pretty cool.
There we go.
Wow.
These strange icicles appeared in Florida.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Uh...
Hey, do you mind if I-
It kinda looks like a seahorse.
I was gonna die.
Hey, do you mind if I could use something to drink? I can make you some chocolate milk.
Uh, we got some chocolate milk and I think...
Yeah, so we also have some chocolate milk.
This bird's mom was trying to get them in to be quiet.
I guess he's treading on thin ice.
Oh no, it's crackling.
It's crackling under his feet.
Crackling.
Oh no, it's crackling.
Crackling under his feet.
Crackling.
These two calves went for a stroll on a motorway in Poland and they were later rescued.
This guy was driving in the middle of nowhere and found a protostore.
A protostore?
Stop.
Stop.
What the fuck?
Uhhh...
Umm...
What would you do without a protostore?
That that that store gives off the weirdest aura. This is the weirdest shit ever seen on a story
In the middle of nowhere and the light just and the light are all going crazy
guys
It's fucking homework
I definitely is SCP Prado.
What would you do without a... a Prado?
Somebody make a SCP out of it, please.
SCP...
SCP Prado.
S-S-E-S-S-S-P-S-T-S-C-B-B-B-B.
Alright.
Oh, what the fuck?
I raised the buzz now.
Whoa!
I was walking around Miami and saw that the rare cold weather made all these iguanas
go into brumation.
It's a type of deep sleep that protects reptiles until the weather warms up.
Oh, they're just like laying there?
Well, what the hell is my screen saver doing?
I've never seen the bubbles do this before.
What the hell is happening?
Help!
Help!
Oh my God!
What the hell is happening?
Help!
Help!
Oh my God!
What the hell is happening?
Help!
Help!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
What is that?
What is that?
He's on a chair.
He's on a plane.
I'm gonna be rescued by a helicopter.
Oh no, lost a few of those doggies.
Oh puppy.
Whoa
What the fuck how is it? Oh, no
Caution candle
No, not the balloons
Uh oh.
This is never found a crab, but with a really cool hat.
What is that?
What is that, buddy?
Oh my god, they're full of like caca.
The guy's going to work.
Yeah! What the fuck?
That's a dog!
We're late.
Oh my god!
Oh, and I go to work.
Let's go.
We're late.
He looks like the more acting guys.
Oh my god.
Our middle fingers are so strong.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
It's my song.
I found this YouTuber who built his own hoverboard.
Whoa.
How many?
Oh my God.
How much gas is that used?
Out in the country and the neighbors go.
What's the gas?
How many? Oh my God, how much gas is that used?
In the country and the neighbors go. What's to say hello?
This is the prettiest sunset I've ever seen.
He's going to pass the ice wall.
He's going to be so confused when he wakes up.
Oh no.
Oh no.
He's going to be so lost.
Oh, good morning.
How are you doing?
Good.
Did you sleep good?
Yeah, I did.
Aw.
What are you doing?
Good.
Do you sleep good?
Yeah.
Oh my god, it's so cute.
What the fuck?
Good.
Do you sleep good?
Yeah.
I'm so sweet.
What the fuck is that?
What is that thing?
How does he find this comfy?
I don't know, what are you gonna do about that?
Whoa!
Slowly.
There's pants just fell down.
Wow, what are you gonna do about that?
You're gonna open them up?
Oh!
You're gonna do about that.
Oh my god, nice save!
This is a maple tunnel located in Japan.
What?
This is a maple tunnel located in Japan.
Maple tunnel?
This guy lit a natural gas reserve.
Are you crazy bro?
What are you doing man?
That is the end of this video.
I hope you do not do that.
See you guys again very very soon.
Better?
How about don't do that?
How about don't do that?
How about you don't fucking do that?
How about not do that?
How about you don't do that?
Hello everyone, this is your Deodosapeds.
He must be having the best nap ever.
Meow meow.
Meow meow meow.
Oh!
Oh my goodness.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Meow meow.
Meow meow.
Meow meow meow.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
What's the bump?
I love it.
This dog loves a wedding.
Aw.
Ha ha ha ha!
This bulldog needs a little help.
Aw.
You are never going to get help.
He needs help!
Aw!
Get up so you can get old.
Oh my God!
Oh he's so chunky!
He's so chunky!
I wonder why he's barking at it.
What? Where's the thing?
Do they like a...
Oh...
I'm all lit.
Wake up!
I'm going to eat more, I'm going to eat
Look, look!
It disappeared, fuck!
Greenbird, no!
What's up, little bird?
What's up, little bird?
I'm a Greenbird!
Oh my god, that dog is wearing a coat!
He'll do anything for his dog.
Aw.
Aw.
What are you doing?
Oh, good. Glad you're so much bird.
Oh!
Do me both, bro.
Oh, shit.
They're fighting!
How you doing little guy?
Hi
Hello
How you going?
How you doing?
Look at how fast this dog can run
Oh my god he's so fast
What the fuck?
Brows, please get them.
Quickly.
Quickly brows.
Oh, this is a bad idea!
Bad idea!
Bad idea!
He's going after her!
He's going after her!
It's under your leg!
Right, it's under your leg!
Eww!
Manchie!
Come, Mama.
Come, Mama.
Come, Mama.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi, sweetheart.
What are you doing?
Oh my god, what's happening?
The whole bag!
And the whole bag!
What are you doing?
Oh
Oh
Get now let's go for now boys come on
Oh, she's so sweet!
Aw.
Rosie, come on, let's go.
She doesn't want to come anytime.
Can we come in?
Okay Finn.
She's your favorite toy.
Come on.
Which one?
That's a lot of bottles.
Is that your favorite?
It's not even close.
I wonder who the culprit is.
Oh no!
You gotta go get it!
Oh!
Get up girlfriend!
There's a wall. What are you going to do? Go through it.
What are you going to do?
Oh.
Hi.
Hi buddy.
What are they doing?
What are they doing?
This little guy thought they had lost their owner.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
I
Oh my god, the bird works for the dog!
Mark, I see you so much with a five gifted soap.
Thank you.
Oh.
Oh, you scared the room, Bluff.
She doesn't trust this new cat.
This bird has some funky moves.
I hate that some birds are cute.
Please stop.
I'm supposed to hate birds.
I'm supposed to hate birds.
Not find them cute.
Also ducks are weird.
Scrapey.
Absturated beat.
How do cats always find themselves in these situations?
Oh my god!
Hey!
I
Mean a little track for the dog holy shit
Where are you taking that it's a bathtub plug you just stole the other one from the
actual bathtub. I did buy a new one. What is your deal?
Do you miss Kitty Glee too?
Are you looking at him longing way through the window?
Is that a pet bird?
Is that a pet bird? You're an under bird now.
This seems to be a pretty serious argument.
I thought I saw this fucking around.
What the fuck is wrong?
I think you're wrong.
What the fuck is wrong?
Did you see fucking?
I didn't throw your toy away.
I didn't throw your toy away.
What the fuck is wrong?
This seems to be a pretty serious argument.
I'm going to throw this fucking thing out!
Where's the toy?
I think you're wrong.
Where's the toy?
I don't know. I didn't throw the toy away.
I didn't throw your toy away.
Oh my God!
I don't think you can
Oh
Don't argue with that thing
Why are you so mad?
He wants.
Give it to him.
He's hungry.
Open the gymnastics.
Ah!
Oh, oh, he's mad!
He's looking at me mad!
The sounds of this bearded dragon eating are so satisfying.
It is more.
Cooper, come on.
It is cold.
Come on.
Come on.
Cooper.
Now is not the time.
That's a little stinker.
Oh.
Cooper, come on, it's cold.
What the f*** is so cute?
What toy do you want to play with, huh?
What toy do you want to pick out?
No one?
He's out of here.
He bit a hug.
Actually, what the fuck?
Daddy Gwana is huge.
What the fuck?
It's like a small dog.
Jackpip.
Oh shit.
Oh my god, you were rocking the hair!
That was crazy!
There's always one that's a little different what the fuck that doesn't go there does me
I'm in the hay.
You guys picking on little Marianne?
Aw, they don't want to play.
Like, no.
No, thank you.
That's an animal.
The best animal I see is chat, the greatest animal live.
Oh yeah, one more.
Yeah sure why not.
The greatest animal live chat.
Is that a burp?
That way you think a burp sounds like?
You're dead as a gaming
Another one!
Whoa!
Right!
The poor guy got deleted
Whoa!
At the senior center!
At the senior center!
Flame, we at the senior center!
Another one!
Poor guy got deleted from the game
Yo!
Brody!
He fell for the oldest trick in the book how do you become small? How do you become small?
First alt and then therefore you have to press them at the same time. You have to press it at the same time
Well, what is happening?
What?
I'm sorry, what the fuck?
Why? How?
What is going on in here?
When they tell you to play outside, fuck yeah, you go outside, go outside just like this.
I'm not gonna lie, this is kind of cool, this is kind of a lie, this is kind of a lie.
But like, Kate, okay, am I the only person who thought like, how confusing all the animals
that live in that area must be hearing that music and shit?
And that echoing throughout like the whole entire like canyon?
I think it's undamaged.
I wonder how far that, like, the sound travels.
Somebody's probably down there, like they look up and they're like, what the fuck is that guy doing?
Would isolated nature like this also make you sick?
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
I don't think so. Cause it's more people. But, never know.
You don't know what bacteria is in the woods.
I don't take sun damage.
Oh my goodness. I don't take cactus damage.
Oh la la la la la la la.
Send me flying. I'm immune.
No! You're not immune! You take fall damage!
What are you looking at?
I don't take stun damage.
Oh my goodness. I don't take cactus damage.
Oh la la la la la la la.
Send me flying. I'm immune.
What are you looking at? I'm not afraid of you.
You know, even if you are a-
A annoying little girl finally gets what she deserves.
Elder.
What the fuck?
Letting you put-
What are you looking at?
I'm not afraid of you.
You know, even if you are my elder.
Letting you put your means into this game was a mistake.
Oh my god, it's Hank Hill!
Jesus Christ dude, look it's a smile man!
Hey next to Hank Hill we've got Smile Dude.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
I can't
Guys, I just tried to drink my joycon controller
What?
Guys, I just tried to drink my joycon controller
Okay, that has got to be the funniest twitch moment of all time
There's some flashing lights in this-
This next clip
Okay, brah
Guys, I just tried to drink my Joy-Con controller.
Okay, that has got to be the funniest Twitch moment of all time.
It was pretty funny until you said something.
There's some flashing lights in this next clip,
so if this will affect you, just skip forward 15 seconds.
I am mad to see what Dragon Ball Z fights look like in first person.
Dodge that, dodge that!
Oh god bro this is holy shi-
Oh my god what the hell is this?
This must be how it felt in the Broly movies.
Oh god!
Oh that was kinda cute.
This must be how it felt in the Broly movies.
This must be how it felt in the Broly movies.
You know I actually watch-
I can tell you guys, I don't watch Dragon Ball
but I watched a Broly movie and it was pretty cool.
I liked it. I liked it. I like the Broly movies.
I don't know why I watched that movie, I just watched it.
I don't know where, randomly.
What in the Brody movie?
The Brody Boy was good.
I don't even know shit about Dragon Ball Z.
Roy! Roy! Thank you so much for the raid out on the Great Street!
Thank you for the raid!
Double points.
A newer Broly movie. That's the one they watched.
And they was like, what year was that?
Is that a propane tank?
Yeah, I don't know if it blows up or not.
That's crazy.
Oh, no.
I feel these for a living.
Okay, so you open up the litter, right?
Yeah.
And that's where you attach the nozzle to.
See that right there? That's actually the pressure relief valve.
Cool.
Now, tanks of this size actually need to be set up at least 10 feet from the house or more.
Uh-huh.
So this tank is not set up to code.
I don't think I've ever seen
AHAHAHAHA
Wait, that's cool
That's fascinating
I feel these for a living
Okay, so you open up the litter, right?
Yeah
And that's where you attach the nozzle to
See that right there? That's actually the pressure relief valve
Cool
Now tanks of this size actually need to be set up at least ten feet from the house or more
Uh huh
So this tank is not set up to code
Uh huh
I don't think I've ever seen
So when we do people with a job do you feel like that when when we play games with like that has stuff that that has to do with your job?
I've seen someone go through menus that fast
Orioles what wait hold up. So this tank is not set up to code uh-huh. I don't think I've ever seen someone go through menus that fast
fast. This is the friendliest car I've ever seen. I don't think I've ever seen someone
go through menus that fast. This is the friendliest car. This is the friendliest car I've ever
seen.
I think they should have picked a different driver, so I guess this is how you actually
We optimize a game.
So how come Spongebob-
Fuck up, that is a sound!
So, how come SpongeBob is kinda creepy?
I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it!
What the fuck?!
I'm sorry SpongeBob.
What the fuck? You was like running angry at you! What the fuck?!
I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it!
I'm sorry, SpongeBob.
I'll fly! I'll fly!
Hey, man! Hey, man!
It would be really funny if we come to the radio right now.
There's something better coming your way.
lol
wait, it's bringing you to me. it's bringing you to me. come here man!
i don't know about that
oh no
you did it to save me
this might be one of the coolest sim setups
i don't know about that
you did it to save me
this might be one of the coolest sim setups i've ever seen
scene.
They were playing a game where the devs can join in at any time.
SHUT THE-
Bro, give me a minute.
It's time to see what you really made of me!
I just grabbed them and-
SHUT!
OH MY GOD, THAT'S THE CAKE THAT WE PLAYED ON GIRLS NIGHT!
They were playing a game where the devs can do anything at any time.
It's great, bro, give me a minute.
It's time to see what you really made of me!
I just grabbed them and run over here and don't-
And don't miss!
Get a load of your mom.
What'd you just say about my mom?
So I guess we finally know if dude I'm really cat-
HAHA!
HAHA!
HAHA!
HAHA!
HAHA!
HAHA!
And what?
We're here. Get a load of your mom.
What'd you just say about my mom?
So I guess we finally know of Doom, really?
Bro, that game was so much fun.
Can't run on anything.
No fucking way, what the fuck?
It's ORAFUCKA LA BUBU!
Wait, so I'm actually kinda curious.
No, no, no!
AAH!
He really managed to make the energy sword from Halo.
Two sets of plasma sword blades, one aircraft grade aluminum, the other stainless 316.
With the prints complete, the blades cut, and all electronics squared away, it was go time.
Wow!
Now, this sword is inspired by Halo, and I have a friend who goes by John117 who would love to test this himself.
Whoa!
Mini-Met. There's no Met.
Hey look, there's a cave. I don't want to go around that well.
Looks scary.
Why is it so foggy in here?
I lost you.
Oh.
I'm right up.
Sorry.
Oh!
Some people just want to-
That's me, bro.
That's me.
Sorry.
Oh, she didn't make everything look so creepy.
Some people just want to see the world burn.
Oh, god, I'm under the-
Wait.
What's up, dude?
Wait, what?!
I didn't know you could do that!
Wait a minute, I had no idea you could fucking-
You could blow shit up with the fucking oil if you heated up, I did not know that.
It's not food.
Poor guy, we're just trying to appreciate the view.
I gotta play it.
Now I gotta fucking play it!
It's not food.
Poor guy, we're just trying to appreciate the view.
Oh my god!
Poor guy, we're just trying to appreciate the view.
Roll the thing now, what happened to me?
That's me!
That's me, that's me!
Let me just wet my whistle a little bit.
Thank you.
You say I'm crazy!
Oh, here.
You say I'm crazy!
This is like that one scene out of Captain America
So, I thought this was meant to be a horror game.
Wait, what is this? Is this Outlast Trials? Holy shit.
What the fuck?
So, I thought this was meant to be a horror game.
I don't know if you can play chess in a game now. Holy shit.
This is crazy. Imagine showing this to somebody who doesn't know shit about anything. Like...
Imagine showing this to an old man who loves chess and showing him this video.
It makes me so fucking confused. Like what the fuck am I gonna look at?
Look at that...
It's taking the test thing over and over again! It's so funny!
You see that? You see that?
You see that?
Look at that!
Look over there!
You see what I said? You see that?
You'll be your streamer, oh my god!
My my heart voice impressions. Give me hitting wood.
Give me the Enderman.
Give me the Enderman dying.
What the fuck?
Wait, that sound is so accurate.
You need to enderman dying.
BAAAAAA
Death 3 One is right here.
This is the perfect opportunity for that horror gamer to just pop out on you.
You crawl and you'd least expect something.
I'm always on my guard.
HAH!
BOOM!
You'd least expect something.
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH
This is the perfect opportunity for that horror gamer to just pop out on you.
You crawl and you'd least expect something.
I'm always on my guard.
HA!
So is this how you-
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH
What happened to him?
This is a perfect opportunity for the horror game to just pop out on you, but you crawl and you at least expect something. I'm always on my guard.
So is this how you fall asleep in Minecraft?
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Countin' all those shape, I say countin' all those shape.
Countin' shape.
I'm gonna count shape.
Countin' shape.
Countin' shape, I say.
Where did that guy go? I can't get-
I am so confused.
I think maybe like his camera, like fuck, like-
Okay, the only thing I think that happened, this is what I think happened.
Just pop out of your-
The background is green screened.
He's in a green screen right now.
There is nothing behind him.
He's in a green screen.
And...
Will you crawl in? Do you at least expect something?
His camera died.
Wait, what are the shadows like there?
Fuck, whoa.
It's probably edited. It's probably edited.
So is this how you follow?
Probably edit it.
Wouldn't you see the green screen around his head?
You, you know, green screen has gotten so much better.
Like, you don't really see it that much
unless you're like, all your shitty things.
I'm always on my going back.
Unless your equipment is not like, you know.
I feel like green screen has gone a long way.
So, is this how you fall asleep in Minecraft?
I'll be all my setup for when I start streaming.
You'd see tons of green.
You'd see so much fucking green.
Green everywhere.
It's a totally opposite of a horror game
where you just pop out of here.
and you least expect something.
I'm always on my guard.
Ah!
I like obvious green screen too.
I think it's cute.
I think it's cute.
I think it's cute.
There's nothing wrong with obvious green screen.
I think they're all obvious green screen.
Why is this green screen background everybody's streamer room?
I don't know.
People do that.
Just like, you know how a lot of streamers,
like they use Charlie's room as their background.
They use Charlie's room as their background.
Sometimes you just want any other room behind you, you know what I mean?
Sometimes you just have any room behind you and that's what you want.
That's true.
The green screen situation is crazy.
what do you guys think about uh Boobies debut?
what do you think about his debut?
good?
ah?
ah?
good?
ah?
ah?
ah?
ah?
ah?
ah?
oh.
was it good?
yahhhhh it was good!
It was done you miss a debut
What else do I have?
Frankly, I'm too fucking lazy
Look at him, he's so cool!
Oh yeah, he has a doll of me.
Oh my!
Oh that's so sweet!
Would you look at that.
I found myself an eye mouse.
The reversal indeed, isn't that sweet?
I think that deserves 10 subs from everybody.
Oh my god, don't get me started on him.
Somebody made a compilation of booby begging for money for 12 minutes straight.
12 minutes of booby scamming chat.
I laughed when he tried to pronounce a bib and said E-P-B instead.
It's E-P-B. It's E-P-B bro. E-P-B. E-P-B.
Conyo carajo E-P-B.
Get it right. E-P-B. It's E-P-B.
it's a big old you know I love them yelling yeah he yelled at scurril boy
he was yelling at everybody he did great I was a little nervous because I
feel like I feel like sometimes he he was going overboard but you know you
know what that's just his that's just him that's just him you know what I
I mean.
That's just him, that's just who he is.
That's who he is, you know?
That's what I said, EPB. Not us.
EPB! EPB! EPB!
EPB!
Oh my god, I saw this the other day and it was so funny, hold up.
Oh my god, try to look at this.
Now, did you do the star day stuff in Warframe yet?
Oh, I haven't done it yet.
I haven't done it yet.
I
I just love that this this shit just screams all the time
HAHAHAH
HAHAHAH
HAHAHAH
HAHAHAH
HAHAHAH
HAHAHAH
HAHAHAH
HAHAHAH
HAHAHAH
OH
You will see what you will see, Pokémon!
OH
HAHAHAH
Oh
I don't understand why he got number one what I'm sorry I'm sorry that does not
be like
myself
Ha ha ha ha.
Is she even Poissy?
Poissy poissy poosyden.
Poissy?
Pfft!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I know, people just don't like screaming anymore.
I always appreciate screaming.
Tantantantantanton!
Tantantantanton!
Tantantantantanton!
Tantantanton!
If you were a Pokemon, what would your scream be?
It'd probably be just like the victory build thing.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
That would be my thing.
Lasie?
Lasie?
Lasie?
Lasie?
Lasie?
Lasie?
Lasie?
Lasie?
Lasie?
Lasie?
Lasie?
Lasie?
Lasie?
Lasie?
The game trailer received remnants.
Potato!
Did a new trailer come out?
Did a new trailer come out, Breath?
I heard the the new star do valley update
The new star do valley update bro
All right, let me see let me see this update this uh this trailer or see your remnants
Yeah, I heard who is it? Does anybody know who the new... they said two new marriages.
Who is it?
I don't know.
Why are you just watching our chasers?
Let's see what's in there.
Easy-cheesy.
Oh, it's still hidden around.
It's not allowed.
I like the energy, people.
Molly, Molly, let me have this one.
Oh.
I like your energy, pretty cool.
Molly, Molly, let me have this one!
Oh, yeah!
Hmph, gotta teach you a lesson.
No chest survived me!
You see you're a hiker!
No chest flat!
My precious!
Wow!
Return a new concern, a new return.
Sing to me, treasure lady!
Lead the way to your banner siblings!
A new adventure awaits!
Fall down!
okay literally jinx hi she's just quirky she's quirky and loud that doesn't mean
can't just say quirky you can't just say all those literally jinx
okay but the crystal thing yes we can okay okay okay she's not the same
colors she's blonde I still am interested I'm still interested I'm sure
interested I'm interested I'm interested
I was looking at Harley from Batman it's just it's a character archetype you
know she's so quirky and crazy and weird and she she doesn't give a fuck about
authority and you know she'll give the middle finger to the man you know what I
mean you know I mean you know I mean
um I didn't say it well she's blonde so that automatically makes her auri
I will I will be cool
Just like every pink hair character is me every bigger characters me every blonde is Ari I
And every pink hair girl me me only I'm just kidding
We are all one. We are all pink.
We're a hive mind. Every pink person on this planet.
We're a part of a massive hive mind.
We create one entity. Pink woman.
Pink woman.
Every purple is kinda what where'd you get that from?
That's not true.
No no no no no.
That's wrong. That's wrong.
That's wrong. You see that's where you're wrong.
You see that's where you're wrong.
That's where you're wrong.
Every purple is not.
Every purple is meaty.
Meaty's every purple.
That's where you can these purple.
Ah no!
Oh, too many purples.
Why does he wear the same trash case shirt?
If he doesn't wear the same shirt every day, he will wither up and die.
Is that what you want?
Is that what you want?
Let's take how I tell everybody that I'm Puerto Rican at least one time a day, if not I die.
There are just some things you have to do.
And that's one of them.
Candy is every Australian.
Candy is Australia.
Candy is Australia.
Candy is Ross?
Yes.
Candy is Ross.
Candy is Ross.
The Storg! The Storg Gellar! No! Ross Ross! Rubber Ross! Do you get- oh there's still-
There are people that don't know that Ross is Australian, he is Australian bros.
Yeah, sometimes his accent comes out from time to time, especially when he's like, talk.
I feel like his accent comes out when he talks to Candy.
Or something, or different, you know, but it does come out from time to time, that is true.
Alright let me see, let me see if there's any new fricking, let me see if there's any
If there's any new fleekin' movies, I want to see if there's any fleekin' new movies.
I can't believe we're staying at this like a therapy indeed.
Nope, that's the screen movie.
After this chill again.
Do we see this?
The bounty I seek was worth more than any coin.
Yeah, we did see this with the guy from fucking the boys.
Yeah, it's a new pirate movie that's gonna come out.
What's his name?
Carl Urban.
No!
I thought it was okay.
Wait, is that Nick Jonas' wife?
Nancy?
I'm gonna be silent till I collect my property.
Why did you betray me?
If they call him just look away.
Come on!
I actually want to see this movie.
Have some cherry the woman.
I have you now.
Hey, I'm gonna be honest bro.
If my mom turned out to be like a cool assassin type, I would have outbid like whoa.
I think that'll be pretty cool.
I would kill everybody.
I don't even care.
I look away.
How are you so good at killing people?
Your father didn't marry me for my cooking.
I would never say how are you so good at killing people.
Your father didn't marry me for my cooking.
I would never say how are you so good at killing people? I'd be like mom you're a bad ass
Teach me everything you know
Teach me everything you know
She missed me darling
This only ends if the sand soaked in his blood or mine
Train me, Mama.
Mama, train me, Mama.
Mama, train me.
It was the worst of times.
It was the worst of times.
We were all going direct to heaven.
All going direct to hell.
What the fuck?
I don't know what it is about this house.
But I feel it's energy.
Please don't make it my home.
What is happening?
I do.
Oh, come on. Don't tell me you're still renting out that pile of bricks.
You notice any unusual activity in the neighborhood the past couple of days?
Oh no.
What are you doing?
Scary surgical house.
But I can't save the world.
I'm trying to prove it wrong.
Where is the surgery?
You're playing God.
I'm a surgeon.
God prays to me.
He's hiding something.
It's war and hope.
You do no harm.
You do harm.
I'm trying to figure out like why though, why is he doing this?
I just want to know what the purpose is, like why is he doing that for?
Is he trying to save somebody?
Is he just experimenting because he's a sick fuck?
Like, what could it be?
Oh my god, this is the one...
This is...
This is this fucking movie, dude.
What am I gonna do with you?
Whatever you want.
you
you
you
you
you
It's a pendulum board, they were used to contact spirits.
A pendulum board.
A pendulum board.
That's so ugly.
Use the contact spirits.
Escal easily be over a hundred years old.
You think it's worth anything?
A hundred years old.
Tell me about the board.
Oh my god it is Vector!
Oh my god it is Vector!
Oh my god it is Vector everybody!
It is Vector everybody!
He's got a mind flare everyone.
He's got a mind flare everyone.
He's got a mind flare everyone.
Excuse me, do you have a brother or a sister?
I know someone.
Christian?
Where is Emily?
There is such a thing as destiny, and hers is complete you.
I realized that.
Then you'll love this.
No!
AHHHH!
Is that a hand?
No thank you.
No thank you.
No thank you to you brother Finn.
I've seen it. Nope. Nope.
Can I ask you something?
Do you ever think about death?
I should have glitter on her eyes, floating on an iceberg.
Do you ever think-
I should have glitter on her eyes, floating on a piece of ice.
Oh, death.
Is it a mermaid?
Someone's out here. They're not making it easy.
Strong winds and snowfall have obscured any tracks.
Help!
Okay, it's clear she's not a fucking mermaid.
Oh my gosh she's at the ice wall!
Help! She's at the ice wall!
No, no, no, don't hang up. Send somebody to help me. I am begging you.
I said the polar bear...
They said the fucking polar bear.
I
Yeah, you don't want a fucking bear will never fucking man. I won't be over again
Okay, so she she had time to
Okay, I have so many questions. How did she get lost one?
How did she have time to put fucking glitter on her face like what is happening?
Woman is in need. Polar Bear is hungry. Send there. Solve both problems.
What happened there?
How did this happen? What happened?
I
Know what? Oh, maybe the bear got her. Oh
Yeah, but that doesn't make any sense. Thank
She was wearing a different outfit. I have so many questions bro. How did she get stuck there?
Help! Help!
Lost in eternal life! Send somebody to help me, I am begging you!
Help! Help!
I just wanna fucking...
I love fucking...
Fucking polar bear nose, just like...
It kind of looks like somebody's hand and they're putting their hand up against the thing.
No!
It's a throw-hand!
Oh my god, it's heroin, baby!
Oh no, not this, Strangers 3.
No.
No, no.
You know what? I want to see this movie. I want to see this movie.
I don't want to see anything.
Well, I definitely heard it.
Oh, it's a guy from Stranger Things!
I'll wear him, you know what I mean?
Like I was having an argument with my brain about it.
You are very chatty.
A save! Save Harry Kong!
There's two military stores back in the day.
Do you want to open it?
No, I'm good.
Y'know...
I don't understand why they had to break up in the Goop Room.
Can somebody explain this to me?
Why the fuck did they break up in the Goop Room?
Why didn't they die in the Goop Room?
Why was there a Goop Room to begin with?
They didn't even explain the Goop Room!
Can you explain the Goop Room to me?!
I need to know!
Can somebody please explain the Goop Room to me?
Please, I'm begging you, man.
I don't understand.
What was the point of that fucking Goop Room?
What was the point of the Goop Room?!
It's just come back.
I think it was just like, yeah, we totally need a room just full of fucking goop, bro.
That's it.
What?
Why did we need a fucking goop room?
It's made of goop, bro!
Some of us have encountered this before.
We're created a new species.
I'm frozen.
Uh-oh.
Jesus Christ!
You didn't feel good.
And you turned into a fucking Goofy Zombie!
Yes!
This is dope!
Let's spray it.
Are you kidding me?
Let's fuck this.
All you can do is spread.
What will happen?
That fucking deer just took the fucking elevator
Was that a desi-
He just wasn't yet so he had somewhere to be!
I'm curious if it's a fungus how is it contagious because it's like these people are like wearing
around with no hazmat suits and they seem fine so how is it trans transmissible how does it
transmit soon may have started the night minimum wage guards but you're a green light team now
Okay, yes, spores, but it's like, can you explain to me,
the goop room was not necessary.
The goop room, the goop room was not necessary.
Why did they have the goop room?
Okay, they didn't need that fucking goop room.
I just wanna know why.
The goop room was not necessary.
No, it wasn't.
No, it wasn't, no, it wasn't, no, it wasn't.
No, it was not.
It was not.
They didn't need the goop room.
So why, how come they're fine and the other people are not fine?
Tell me, I didn't know more about these boars.
Are you telling me more about these boars, please?
No, I'm ambitious.
That's not natural.
Ewww!
The GoPro is not necessary!
Whoa!
This is the time of war.
Evil is not always obvious.
Dreams walk the earth in the shape of man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
This is my God is good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
She has plenty. We have nothing.
Oh my god, I thought she called him yogurt.
Stop. No they didn't, did they? No they didn't.
Those are from Fairy's Accidation.
Yes they did, stop!
How do you know this? They didn't have that many... I'm going to...
Stop.
Check their script videos, please.
What?
I don't know about you guys, but if I was an actor on that show and found out about that shit, I would've.
I would be so upset.
You are a bit of a freak.
I would be so upset.
The art during the credits was also AI?
If I'm telling you, if I was an actor on that show, I would be so pissed.
I will be picking just because they are contracting, they have to do it, doesn't mean they can't be upset.
Where have you been? You know I died without you.
You must be very cautious.
You must be very cautious around a man with a penis?
Uh-oh.
I will hear you.
Leave her.
Come back with me.
Stay with me.
You have not taken yet.
I won't let you! I won't let you go!
What the hell are you doing?
I'm not! I'm not!
You cannot abandon your duty to me!
Lights of El will come for you!
But this is real sweet!
She's trying to scare you.
What is that airing for?
Pull you down, Jacket!
Drag me to hell, the Grand Falls!
We will have brief counselors available if any student needs them.
Sorry, not that girl from Game From Yellow Jackets.
She's crazy! She had her friend! She had her best friend! She had her teacher! She had her friend's brother! She had a stranger! She ate people!
Whoa! And now she's gonna heal!
Let me just have a little bite.
I don't have a book.
Nobody in the book.
Can you translate any of it?
It's a talk.
I can't believe they're trying to make...
No.
They're trying to...
I can't...
They read a movie about the freaking death whistle.
That's so funny.
That's so funny.
That's so funny.
They're so funny.
Can you translate any of it?
It's a talk.
It can also mean to...
Some of the dead.
All right.
Chop chop.
Go for it, babe.
Some of the dead
All right
Go for a babe. I think I'm gonna pass in the whole ghost summoning guy. Are they kid like?
Do it do it do it
It's like my dear you don't know where that's been you don't know if somebody put their penis in it
You don't know anything you don't know where that's been you're gonna put that shit in your mouth
Oh my god, I can't with the- oh my- oh my- oh my fucking eyes.
I'm so sorry, everybody.
I'm so sorry.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
That hurt my eyes.
They need- they need flashlights.
So is your death.
If you hear the whistle scream.
Ah!
Ah!
What if it's a bird?
Ah!
Ah!
Hey, hey.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. If I hear a scream and I hear something, I'm gonna run. I'm not gonna sit here and say hello.
Summon the dead.
The markings read, Summon your death.
Our future death is hunting us.
Why would they make- Why would they make something like that?
Why would they make that?
Why? Why would they make that whistle?
Why would they be like, you know what we should totally make, guys?
We should make a whistle that summons our own death.
That's a great idea, guys.
You are death.
A great idea.
Our future death is over.
Hello!
Separate alone!
We need to find a way to stop it.
Death is over.
I wanna know!
Ay, Omeo.
Almost anticipated horror releases over here.
Got to the fucking flashing road!
I'm not letting it get to you.
Y'all running out of time.
Why you hating me?
I don't watch it. I don't watch it, but there better not be any fucking flashings.
What if I don't want to die?
Then you shouldn't have been born.
Oh no, the princess!
You shouldn't have been born!
That's so messed up.
Isn't that what she asked?
Isn't that what she asked to be born?
Isn't that what she asked to be born?
Well, I said I was in your life.
Hey, I'm just gonna need to move something out of my situation.
Oh my God, it's Paul Blart!
I wish he missed Paul Blart. Paul Blart!
I think we both know things too well today.
What's going on?
I miss you, Justin.
Oh, Blart finds love after getting left at the old power.
Yeah, I miss you.
Oh, Blart.
If I was in his position, I wouldn't enjoy the package more.
Blart, stop.
I'm running out of money.
I need more vacation.
I need to do what you want.
Oh, Blart, love, cop.
You know, they fucked up an opportunity here of having him on a Segway.
They put him on a bike.
They should've put him on a segue.
I wanna love that.
I think everybody wanna love that.
What's your name?
Matt.
And you were, uh,
Cafe Del Soler.
Gia.
No, no, no, no, I know it.
I was just trying to be funny.
Ha ha ha ha!
Keep trying.
Ha ha ha!
Yeah, I think that was Matthew.
Bueno!
What's up with that?
Pocce Lady.
Oops, I'm seen enough.
Hello, old friend.
Oh my god, is this guy-
I'm gonna try-
Oh fuck it's Saban films whippa fuck. Nope.
You are this close to get it out of here.
I can't believe they're doing movies.
I'm gonna get a drill.
Oh shit it's this guy!
I'm gonna see my boy.
It's this guy! From Alien and from Vlog on!
This is what depends on on continued good behavior.
I love, I love that guy. He's such a good actor. He's such a good actor, bro. This guy is a great actor.
He's so good. I love him.
He's great.
You can give me some trouble, Matt. Good.
I don't want to get involved in all this.
Who you are.
Yeah, bro.
What is he? He was an alien Romulus and he also was in this movie called The Long Walk
which is a very good film that I really like but also very disturbing.
Yeah, he played the robot. He played the robot.
You got too much to lose.
Uhhh...
A little close there buddy, what the f-
Your faith will be great. Just don't give up.
What in the-
What?
You can time travel?
What in the AI-
What is that? What is this?
It's an 825 buck dot.
Are we at the House of Wisdom?
U4 has been specially chosen to take our project into the next generation.
What is going on? What am I looking at?
We can't interfere with anything in the past, for things won't turn out the way they're supposed to.
What am I looking at?
We need to follow Foxy and get the device back and end this!
Whoa!
What?!
What?!
I will not stop until your legacy!
Every once legacy lies in ruin!
What is going on?
What the fuck is this?
Your fate will be great. Please, just don't give up.
What?
This virtual reality game is crazy!
You can even eat!
I-I don't even know what the fuck I just-
What the fuck did I-
What the fuck was that?
California!
Oh my god another one!
What is this?
There's only one left.
There's only one option. Let's go find them.
They're brave.
you
you
you
you
you
You know, I'm like, what are you doing highlighting the book?
She goes, it's called being an active reader.
Maybe you should try it sometime and I'm like, I'll go back in the computer.
The teen denial has entered the group chat.
What?
I took a long time to get up.
I'm walking a different path today.
Dating with a purpose.
You're still in play.
I'm in a theater room!
Get to know each other for the first time today.
No pressure.
No sex.
Do you want to fight this?
Now that you've set the door right here, you can roll!
Tch, shit.
Ahhhh.
This is gonna be a very hard time.
What the hell is this?
I don't really care.
I read on the computer!
I'm fine.
We don't know this man.
See you on the plane, queen.
People change, figure out who is worth investing their time in.
See, bro, she pulls actor reader on me all the time.
Talk about it.
Oh my god.
The other day.
So my sister's been helping me.
My sister's been helping me with a contract stuff.
And she was like, did you look at the contract?
And I'm like, uh, look at what?
She's like, did you look at it?
Did you read it?
And I'm like.
We go back to
You're supposed to read the whole thing
I'm like, can somebody else read it for me though?
Like, do I gotta read it?
It's just like, bro!
Like, you need to read these things and I'm like, yeah, but like I could just hire somebody to read it for me and then they could explain it to me and tell me.
It's called my lawyer.
So, like, okay.
So it's like, I get it. It's, you know, it's important for you to have your lawyer to talk about it, but you need to look at it too, and I'm just like...
But like, that's why I'm paying my lawyer for it. Like, why do I have to do it? You know what I mean?
Oh no.
I want to see this movie!
You gotta read your fine print. I... I read, I read when it's important.
Where's she going?
Whoa.
I wish I understood what was happening in this fucking movie.
I don't understand anything.
I feel like they showed me the whole movie, but they didn't at the same time, so I don't know what the fuck is going on
Something happened. I think her dad died
Now she's getting pulled in now she's flying away now there's a dragon
Now there's a meteorite
It looks pretty cool. I won't watch it.
You got your brain.
I can only imagine by nursing me one of the most beloved songs of all time.
You inspired millions of people.
What do you think is gonna happen?
Huh?
You're just gonna run off into the sunset.
No more struggles or pain.
So how much you tell me?
What is this?
It's really your own.
I can only imagine Jesus' revolution, the best place...
All these years later,
seems we find ourselves at the crossroads.
What?
The question is...
I feel like there's so many, there's so many, like...
They all headline in the theory.
Religious movies coming out.
This tour is your dream. It's not a dream.
Wait, where have I seen that guy before?
This is my first tour, you know? This is my first tour, too.
Oh my god! Is that the guy from Heroes?
I'm Tim. I'm Marce Walmoth. This is my first tour, you know? This is my first tour, too.
Oh my god!
I'm getting that Kalenberg show up.
What the?!
I invited my diabetic kid along with his writer's block-inducing make-or-break tour.
Why'd you have to make a note that your kid has diabetes?
Like, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to take my diabetic kid around.
Like, what?
Why'd you just say you're just taking him around?
Why'd you have to add the diabetes part in?
I just want to write something that helps people.
Through the pain we all go through, you will never understand what I'm going through.
You will never understand what I'm going through.
And then eventually at the end of the movie they all understand.
Finding a way to hold them both.
And they grow. And they become stronger as they grow.
They're understanding.
Yes, beautiful.
This song needs you.
I
Can only imagine to sometimes your dreams
Wait a minute, it's that guy
I'm a how many times can they imagine many times
His name is David bloom
What speech start at seven?
I don't think he'll be home before 10 at the earliest remember we agreed the last one
I'm gonna save the best for the last.
Is this a heist film?
I'm gonna miss being discovered something.
It's here!
You know who I am?
No.
Is this house gonna explode?
Two six five six nine
What a double cross
I
Mean is real
Real real means grasshopper and spanish
Gotta be home in a couple hours. What's the plan for tonight?
I'm gonna go bowling for real like I really go bowling on a bowl. Why'd your heart so far away?
Not like not like sweet bowling
I hate this! I hate this! I hate this! I hate this! What is this?!
You're all life is death. This is your new home.
It's possible that Hope is just a runaway teenager.
The fact that somebody else is involved and has since gone off the radar means that we can't rule out the possibility of an old child...
Oh no, they could not play with everything in our power to find your daughter.
The more I trust you, the better your life is going to be.
Wait, what?
Oh no.
Oh, is this about the aftermath of all that?
She doesn't feel like she's herself anymore.
I wish I knew all the things to say.
We just got her back.
She's not back.
We need to do our best for her.
Well, when you go through a traumatic experience,
it's hard to feel like yourself for a long time.
You don't really feel yourself.
It could take forever.
It can possibly...
You can never...
You can quite possibly never feel like yourself ever again.
Yes, I just feel so angry.
You did something incredibly brave.
You asked for help.
Everybody heals in their own way.
Charon...
You get to choose.
Bye.
Thanks.
Did you watch this?
Uh, I don't think I can watch this.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
That's fantastic!
One Amsterdam?
What brings you to Amsterdam?
I want to smoke weed!
Wait
We seem to have become exas from each other
The promises we made
The promise I made
Why are we here, Stella?
I want to tell you something.
What?
It's something I've never really told anyone.
What is it?
Roro.
Like somebody Google it!
I can't go on living the way we do.
We're talking about deception.
We're not listening to me.
We can't go on, live on the way we do.
We're talking about deception.
We're not listening to me.
There is a debt to be paid, and I've been looking for a way to pay.
What?!
I'm so confused bro, what is it, what's the deception?
One of the most honored films of the year?
Yeah, I'm gonna watch this.
Wow.
Winner!
You think you're my boss?
I'm not your boss.
You can't win this, Mira.
You're the only one left.
You're the only one left.
You think you're my boss?
You're the only one left.
She has to make the president's cake.
Whoa.
Well.
I just wanted a cake.
Yeah, but she has to make it.
She has to.
Why would they give this responsibility to a child?
That's a lot of responsibility.
I'm muting it.
No Scuttlebutt.
No.
I don't want to hear it today.
And you checked the dreaded hut
on Steam.
The dreaded hut?
long time youtube frog finally catching you live thank you for the years of
entertainment as well as everything due for not just your community but
community as a whole you treat everyone you meet as a brother or sister and I
just hope you're proud of the positivity you put into the world thank you thank
you for watching thank you very much
Wait, this is interesting. What? It only has night reviews!
The dreaded hook.
Ellie has name reviews.
Where'd you hear this game from?
How do you know about this game, huh? How do you know about this game?
How do you know about this game?
I
Are you still streaming? I am mentally ill
It's by a Filipino I'm Filipino oh
Filipinos my Philippine people
I'm mentally ill that's why that's all I'm still streaming
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong with that, bros?
That's what I just installed!
That's what I did about him!
Fish games! Fish games! Fish games! Fish games!
Umi...Umi-Gari...Chill games...Umi-Gari...
If it's scary, I'll piss myself.
I bought a few other scary games too.
I also finally got my pre-order of Resident Evil Requiem ready to go for the day that
it is time.
I don't know if you're okay with me speaking Spanish, yes of course I can speak Spanish
How can I not speak Spanish here?
Eseta.
Wait, when is the Nintendo Direct?
There's an Nintendo Direct? When?
When is the Nintendo Direct?
Yeah, I would do the broken door after Omiguddy and 9 a.m
Kendall on six hours. Oh my god, will I last?
Well, I lost that long
How long is it like an hour
Guys, today we're gonna play Umi Gari, and it's a game about a fish, and it's a game
about me fishing, and I'm gonna fish everybody from chat and put them into a bucket, and
then I'm gonna take the bucket, and I'm gonna put you guys inside of my toilet, and
flush it, and then you guys are gonna be in the sewer system forever.
I don't like V and sewer systems, why not?
What's wrong with that?
Oh my god it's called Project Boat.
It's called Project Boat.
Support of content?
Not the swords, they are stinky.
project this boat and these knots
oh my
oh my goodness
Oh, what the- color correction?
Why is my game so thorough?
Oh my god, motion blur is off by default!
Thank you, thank you, Chiloh. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Wait.
Oh my god, I thought I had an input.
I was gonna say...
Wow, this was pretty nice.
Yeah, it came out today! Can you believe that shit? I didn't know it was coming out today.
Always keep your frames at...
You almost made... I swear to God.
I swear to God, Boosted Panda, you almost made me read that.
You almost got me! You almost got me! But you get it! You ALMOST GOT ME!
Oh shit, am I stranded?
Objective, thanks for trying.
Stranded? All alone on an island.
All alone on an island.
Wait, that's a hundred dollars!
A hundred yen!
That's not a hundred dollars.
That's a hundred yen!
Wait, that's two hundred yen!
Place your catch in the green frame to sell.
Items outside the frame will disappear after a while.
Warp to the last gas station.
Disabled near stations or during events.
Oh, shit, I can warp.
It says to head to the shrine.
Oh, shit, not 300 yen.
What? Who is this?
Who was that?
What vehicle was that?
There's a shrine over there.
Hats for selfish refuel head to shrine.
You can fast travel on the bench?
Oh
This guy was this oh
Hi-Piece of Boat
Oh, oh my god. Oh my god
Huh?
About hunting.
Welcome.
Whoa, you're out hunting?
Very nice.
If you catch something here and leave it on the boat, I'll buy it.
Don't drive rough though, the fish will fall out.
You'll only find puffer fish here.
But I've seen big ones pulled up from these waters before.
Bring me the goodies, and I'll upgrade your boaties.
They'll be out of there in no time.
Bring me a load, alright?
Bring me a load!
Okay, sir, I'll bring you a load.
A load of goodies.
By the way, I'll hand over a map to you.
Make good use of it, alright?
Oh, this is the map.
I could shop, you.
What the...
3,000 yen!
Seems like...
Okay, so, you want something that's not this?
Whoa, look at all the windmills.
Will I die if I...
What, where am I?
Is this where I am?
Here.
Oh
Well surely I must oh, okay, we'll never mind
I have to get to the shrine, eh?
The air is all my... all my money!
Oh my god.
I know he said he didn't want to pull for fish, but like, what if I gave him one?
Do you think he'll be mad?
Here, sir.
Oh, we have to put in a boat.
oh no I got a fatal error
it's not a kill again
That's okay, we'll restart it, it's no big deal.
Oh my god, it doesn't want it!
I just co-
Oh my god, when I close the game, in my task manager...
How about I get a read and see?
Hey, there's fucking loads!
Guys, my task manager crashed.
What does that mean?
I have to start over or I didn't save I guess.
Oh my god I gotta save every 5 seconds.
Harry, remind me to save every five seconds.
He'll be over.
And we're into ganna.
I have a question.
Okay, give me the map.
What the- OW! Don't fucking sneeze all over the fish!
Oh my god!
I'm sorry sir.
I'm sorry.
Chatloot.
Ultra? It's all an ultra if it crashes again you know.
Man you all say I see they say they say they say
Well, he doesn't... wait. Where would you... Well, where's the fish go again? Like in the
You said that to the shrine.
He said him for the shrine.
That's what he said.
I'm about to crash the game!
I...
...not ought to deny.
aww
aww
yeah I think it's lucky we explored
we put in a resin?
I was born to burn, I don't belong to anyone I know
Time to pull around DX11. Get off of DX12 please.
I broke the hammer with me.
See ya lips!
Ah yes, value will save.
I did save the game, see?
I did.
What the fuck?
Who the fuck is that?
Who was that?
Who was that?
Alright, the graphics are down, but that's fine.
Nice, max fuel.
So if I get that plush plusher from here...
I'm gonna give one, okay.
Oh!
How much can I sell this to you for?
A hundred yen?
Bruh.
I'm gonna be fucking rich.
Is this a shrine?
I think this is it.
A shrine?
Oh, there's treasure!
I'm on the other side!
This game hates me.
Wait, should I put it on 11 or 12?
I had it on 11.
It says if having problems lower it, lower the graphics, I guess.
I guess I'll do that.
I guess I'll lower the graphics I guess.
But...
I'll not.
At least we'll play it without crashing.
What the fuck? What did he do?
Alright, I put it to low graphic.
I put it to low.
Maybe it needs motion blur, maybe need to eca-ca.
I will fucking...
How come some of them are working and some of them are not?
It doesn't look that bad, does it look bad?
Oh yeah, I am by the sun, this year, the show.
whatever this guy is who's this? who is that guy? who the f**k is that guy?
does this have quicksave?
is there a way to keep going back?
You know it's him! It's him! Him! That guy!
That guy! It's that guy!
Oh!
Oh shit.
Holy, it's 500 yen?
What?
Oh crap.
Oh.
Nice big fish.
A nice big fish.
Okay, I'll have some doing this.
Oh my god, it crashed again! What the fuck?
Why? I'm so sad! Why? Why does this keep happening?
Maybe it's a sign. Maybe it's a sign that I should just get off and go bed.
I love getting my name on stuff. Hey, Jacks.
What the fuck? Oh my God, that scared the shit out of me.
The fucking video that we were just watching. What the fuck?
Maybe restart the game?
I lowered it all the way down to low!
What more do you want from me, blood?
What more do you want from me? Fucking blood! Is that what you want from me?
Oh my god.
Wait, why is it that I see it but like...
Okay, well, I'm gonna question it.
Where are the reviews?
Hold on, I gotta see the reviews on the game.
It's all positive though.
Chella, what are you doing to my computer Chella?
Chella, help Chella!
Chella, help!
Chella!
Chella, please! Chella!
What about, uh...
Well, I put everything on low.
Everything on low? What about this, this upscaling shit?
I'll see.
Bye!
I put it up on the stairs.
I'll see you later.
Bye!
I'll see you later.
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
I put a cap on that as he is a thing, did I?
Good eye.
Good eye.
67!
AAAAAAH!
You
Were all the crazy fish balls I
I saw them!
It was a fish here he gave me but there he is.
Go back.
That's five hundred and well.
They won't look around.
We don't fuck around here, bro.
We don't fuck around these forts.
I'm a serious fisherman.
I'm a serious fisherman, serious fisherman.
A woman!
A beautiful woman.
We have to hurry. I have to hurry! To end the curse! To get to that island as soon as possible!
Who took the three stone tablet shards to fit this door?
I need them to open this door so that I can get to that island!
I can't do this alone. Will you help me?
I have to find the tablet.
Oh my god, you did my bow!
Um... Miss, I'm gonna need you to step out of my fucking bow.
Did you guys see it? There's stuff in there.
Lead over!
Did you guys see that?
There's a chest in there.
Oh my god ain't no fucking way
I'll look, look.
I can't get it.
This isn't that way.
I think I can find the shards to put in there.
Let's take the map.
Alright, so this is the shrine.
This is the first island.
There's treasure here, there's treasure here.
Guys, wait! We can do run-downs in peace.
We'll do a nice retreat.
One end out fish.
The only thing a man has these days in this cruel world, there's nothing else left for
I'll hear about fishing.
Fleaming can't understand
the pressures.
They took everything from me.
Everything I tell you, all I have are these fish.
All I have are these fish in the open ocean.
The only thing in my life that's worth hearing about.
My wife left me.
I was in a coma for two months.
And she left me for my best friend because she thought I was dead.
It was just two months.
I was fine after two months.
She thought I would never wake up.
Then she got enough that's brainage to hook me.
What about it?
Why do we need to run away from me?
All women run from me.
Every single one of them.
Ew!
What the?
This looks like shit!
Thanks, I hate it.
Oh
Offer fish select all
All right
You'll capacity increase or maybe in speed
I'm going to get it.
I'm going to put a range.
Okay.
Okay
Well I guess
Place three tablet charge into shrine door near first island
Well we should get more fish
So we can just upgrade the fuel on the boat
Here's me.
I was born to burn, I don't belong to anyone.
Oh no.
Don't need to be loved by you.
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Fisher Button today
What? What was that?
Did you hear that?
Did you hear that? That was a woman!
Did you not hear the woman? Am I going crazy?
Well, I...
Give the bell to the fishmonger.
Oh shit, she left the bell.
What the fuck?
Thank you mama mama mama mama mama mama.
I heard her, I heard her, it was a woman.
It was a woman, I tell you I swear.
Found a bale.
Oh, you got a bale?
The big monster, Ooby God, can't stand the sound of that bell.
See that red buoy over there?
That's where it goes, on a buoy, like that.
Alright, I'll go and touch it.
Hmm?
See, nice, huh?
Strike the buoy bell with your harpoon to make it rain.
Looks like all the bells I had on the buoys weren't missing somehow.
somehow. Bring them back and I'll fix things up for you. But out here, out there, not sure
if it's because of Umiga's curse or what, but you cannot use boost. So won't be easy.
Steal yourself and give it your all. I marked the places you can reach on your map. If
you run into Umiga, don't forget to ring the bell, got it? Find the missing bells
to the bullies between the islands and you'll reach new areas. Keep it up,
It's a school.
Is this where I have to go?
I'm going to get treasure on the other island for him.
Oh my god, look at his eyes! What's happening?
Oh
What is happening
I guess you can say you're sweet.
Ha ha ha ha.
You guys are so funny.
You guys are so fucking boring aren't you?
Oh.
You guys are so fucking funny, aren't you?
I just need a little bit more to fail.
You guys think you're so fucking funny?
What was that?
What was that mean?
Who was that?
It was it, it was it.
I was born to run, I don't belong to anyone.
Oh no.
Well, hey you, pop, pop, pop.
I mean, bold speed level 1 required, oh.
I've been to all other fish.
The tunas.
Where's the tunas at?
There's somebody there.
Oh!
Cookie Mamoo.
Oh!
Oh, okay, so this is where all the shells will be.
Who is that?
Oh, God, what happened here?
What is happening?
What was that?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
Are we in ads?
I'm gonna pee really quick.
Oh yeah, you're playing.
Wait, are the fish people?
Oh no, it's like a little crafting thing where like the whole town is fish now.
And now all the fish are little like girls, little like women, and they're like,
Oh, I need you! Hello! It's me!
I'll be right back.
you
you
you
I'm back
Why are you guys running, come back!
I'm back sorry my obvious crushed.
We're fine.
My OBS crashed! I don't know why.
That was something weird.
Oh, that was something that happened. Hello.
Are we back to normal?
I'm on the everything now show rerun channel. Oh my god. That was such a fun time
That was really fun. I like being on the everything now show. They're all so funny
I feel like Obvious Crash is only once per stream. Yeah, I feel like ever since the
new update has been so unstable but like I'm happy that I have like uh seems like my streaming
service thing works so even if it does crash it's fine I could just get back on
I could just get back on
everything now show is a funny stream on twitch they their show is so much
when Connor was on it too.
Connor was on it too, but man, I had so much fun on mine.
Did they add some AI crap on OBS?
I don't know.
I don't know what else got added to OBS.
She doesn't, I can't talk to her.
maybe another vtuber who's there another vtuber shooting star
Nipia and Sam.
Oh!
So many big...
Ah!
So many big doors.
Okay, we'll go drop the fish off, and then we'll go...
Okay, bro.
Okay, we did the fuel.
Nice.
nice okay now we'll refuel the boat
and now I want to get the treasure that's up here and up here before we go
anywhere dude 23 why does it say 23 this map is huge
head to school or I don't know what that means
Woo!
Oh, it's freaky!
The treasure is down there.
The treasure was inside of us all of the-
Why is this game... why?
Has anybody else have this problem? Is it just me?
Is it just me? I'm so confused.
Why is it just me? Why is it just me?
I don't have anything open. I don't have any tabs open. Maybe... wait is there like a graphics
car update or something that I oh there is hello oh my god and now my fucking
in vtube studio crashed?
what the fuck?
what is happening?
you've been playing for a few hours, no crashes?
what? why me?
Why me? Why everything breaking?
Okay, I'm installing it right now.
I don't think it's chill.
It has to be me
How could this happen?
Imagine if that update fixes it.
Watch it.
Watch it be the fix.
just hope they came out and I didn't install it
why computer no work good
Well I'm waiting for it to get installed.
Let's install it right now.
Traded it for a Mac! Ewww!
No!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
The graphics card has been updated.
Let's see if this helps.
I'm sorry, I'm sure you don't like these noises.
I'm sure the noises are terrifying.
It's not your computer, it's my computer!
Can you see me?
Is it working?
Are you working?
Do you see me?
How am I supposed to be?
Wait, what? There's an update for the game!
Wait, there was an update for the game.
Should I launch it in 12 or 11, what do you think?
It says 12 recommended.
11.
11
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I love it.
I don't know what I did and didn't get Objective head to school Okay everything's on low, everything's
Off, Erdingham Low!
AHHHHH!
WHAAAA!
What was that?
Sticky cave!
Oh my god, I have to do the whole fuel capacity thing again.
I don't remember.
bit of shit here.
Oh my god, what the fuck!
Ah, yes.
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
How?
How am I missing every shot?
Is that... a warning?
Why, why, why, why did I hear men?
Oh, yeah!
Why didn't you hear a man?
Did you not hear that? It was clearly a man going through that!
You just hear the ocean?
Stop.
Stop it. Stop.
No, you do not.
You clearly must hear the sky.
The sky goes...
I don't understand it says there's a treasure here what the
Ah
What the fuck
I
Know
I wonder, I wonder what the fuck.
Look, and it's also another area over there. I guess I'm wrong.
Spirit!
Oh, there's a target!
There you go.
Oh
What is it
Wait, there's fish on there.
Ah, man.
I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
What the fuck?
Uh.
This is so confusing.
What the fuck does it mean?
This is so confusing. What the fuck does it mean?
What does it mean? What does it mean?
I think I want that.
There's one rather that doesn't spin.
What?
They're all spinning.
Whoa!
I got it!
What?
3,000 yen?
What?
I got it!
What?
3,000 yen?
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, that's the biggest fucking fish ever!
Oh, my boat is nice and wide.
Alright, I got some fish for you.
Flying fish, three thousand.
We are so loaded.
What? The audio is fucked up? What do you mean?
Huh?
It's lagging?
Okay hold on, I'm going to restart, let me restart.
Now?
I'm okay now.
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Oh, apparently he's dead.
Oh, shit! We got it!
Checkmark!
I should get this one.
He said that there's a bell on here.
Is that true?
Oh no, it's on the buoy.
Let's go get the other, we're going to go get the other treasure on the bowie.
A pirate's flight for me!
A pirate's flight for me!
The game crashed again!
The game crashed again when I did that.
What the fuck, bro?
That's the internet doesn't want me screaming today.
The internet just doesn't want me screaming. I don't understand.
I don't understand why this game is fine for everybody else but me.
Why is it fine with everybody but me? What the fuck? Why? Why? Everybody's playing it
and it's fine? Okay I'm gonna put it on 12. I had it on 11. I'll put it on 12. Hopefully
A stable?
But I can literally run so many games without an issue. What's the problem?
in this economy
in this economy
in this economy more ram in this economy
oh my god that's a good thing I saved bro
I don't want to get a cool piece of setup at this moment on, I was gonna but...
I have to get the fence out for this one.
Wait, everybody I know who wasn't too busy said I'll regret this.
What the?
What?
What is this?
What is that?
What is it?
Oh my god, the game's faster here.
This game hates me.
It hates me.
It hates me.
It hates me.
It hates me.
It hates me.
What the fuck?
How does it not work?
Why does it keep on crashing?
I don't understand.
I don't want to play a different game.
It's the only game I want to play.
I don't get it. I don't understand. Let me let me let me verify files. Let me verify it, hold on.
Yeah, no, literally, nobody's having issues with the use for me. I just looked at the
discussion and I looked at like I looked on steam and everything is fine no one
else seems to have an issue with the game actually my game is patching right
now what the fuck
yeah it's literally patching like again
ah
I'm from a sea
Let me see
Okay, uhhhh...
Why are there so many of these open?
What the fuck?
I don't know.
I don't know.
They'll try.
You're living?
Maybe?
Oh, I don't think I saved in time.
I don't know if I saved.
I don't know.
One of the last two.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't remember the last time I saved.
What sucks about this game is that I'm realizing it doesn't matter if you saved, you always start here.
You always start back on the island, like, no matter what.
I don't know what other- what other fucking thing I can lower.
Resolution scale?
Have everything like on the lowest setting.
You want to take your filtering?
What the fuck is that?
Oh this?
It's so weird.
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I don't know if it is.
Nope.
What the heck is that?
What the heck is that?
What's the event, viewers?
What's the event, viewers?
I got it.
And I'm gonna save.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
No, it was not just the window, bro.
Oh, I have boost available now?
Well.
Oh, it's the boost up.
It's the boost!
Oh shit!
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with this game.
But it just does not work.
I don't know.
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with this game, but it just does not want to work.
It just doesn't want to work.
It doesn't want to run.
I don't understand.
I don't understand why.
Maybe it's the save?
Do you think it's the save?
It can't be. It can't be. It can't be to save.
Momma, level!
It can't be. There's no way.
I updated my graphics card.
Mmmmm.
Others online that's frequent crashes?
Ain't no way.
No, I don't see anybody complaining about my problem.
I just don't get it. I don't understand why no one else is having a problem except for me.
I'll verify the integrity of the files again, I guess.
I'm
Um, I don't know.
Did you get to restart your PC?
I mean, I feel like restarting my PC.
How can I go to school?
How can I go to school?
I'll never get to school.
I'll never get to school.
I haven't on 60 yet, I'll get it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
First school isn't real.
Well, at least we saved half a boot.
oh my god what the fuck
Oh, under my sick grass. What the fuck was that?
That's kind of fucked up that you can't use the boost. You can't use the boost when you're in that zone with the creature, but you can use it
Outside?
You're stranger.
And there's another boat here.
Who's that?
That?
Meow!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You were like us, right?
So you know what this feels like.
Just stop, please.
What?
Oh no, it's fish people, isn't it?
Oh god, it's fish people.
It's fish people, it's fish people, it's fish people!
Who is that?
There's treasure over there.
What's up man?
Arrived in a new area.
You actually made it this far huh?
You rang that bell and managed to get away from Umi-ga huh?
Not bad.
Oh my god, I can't look at him in the face! Help!
Alright then, keep it up yeah?
The fish around here are kinda shy, you know?
You make eye contact or run off to grab them quick before they bolt.
Okay. Uh...
I want me.
What the- am I a giant?
Am I a fucking giant?
What the fuck?
Am I a fucking giant? What the fuck?
I'm a fucking giant.
Is this a fish-tip-o?
What was that?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I want to show fast.
Oh, no.
I got one!
What the f-
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh no.
It's fish people. I fucking knew it.
It's fucking fish people, bro.
Oh my god, it is. It's chat.
That way we're in clothes, Cat.
That way we're in clothes!
Tim and Fish.
Oh my god, there are a thousand each?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
school rule pop all gone
you think you're going to school right now?
like fish school?
grub
the door's open
There's somebody up there.
What the heck?
There's a girl over there!
Oh!
Yeah, I think somebody is cracking their milk bowl.
Housing game.
Oh my god, people really advertising their stuff, huh?
I'm in patrons to advertise their stuff.
That's crazy.
I mean smart.
Smart I think.
I guess.
I'm smart.
Alright, I'm going to go around.
I'm going to go around because I see something over there.
I see something over there and I don't know what it is.
Well, we're gonna go back to the school.
Oh, maybe we're fighting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, was that the middle?
Oh man, I have to go, I...
Ah!
Well...
Well, well, well, man.
We'll go check on the island later.
Hey guys, I came here to pick you up from school.
Oh my god, this girl.
She'd never left the home when I tell her.
Dada.
Yeah, she's home.
There's more students in there.
Whoa! I should've known! I should've known!
I said I fucking know, bro!
It's something with a boat.
I should have fucking known!
It's something with the fucking bow?
I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know... I don't know what to think.
I don't know what to think. I don't know what to think.
It's like... I feel like it's like if like...
like if I like accelerate like really really fast
I think it's like the boat itself like bugged out
not a boatanist here listen I just need the most qualified boatanist right now so if you're
If you're a Bolt Specialist, just tell me.
If you're a Bolt Specialist, I dare you to tell me.
If you're a Bolt Specialist, you gotta tell me right now.
Is it full of the anchor? Oh, you're good at motorboating, I see.
Well, that's not what I was asking. Oh, what if I put it on, like, have it on borderless windows?
What if I...
This is my gopium right now, though.
What if I put it on full screen?
Oh, it's me.
Oh, it's me.
Oh, it's me.
What does this mean?
What does this mean?
Should I turn it down?
I didn't put it on 6-7!
Oh, Sharp, do you want your game to be off?
Well, we'll try full screen I guess, I don't know.
If I have to have motion blur on, I will end my life in the game.
Ow, I'm alive in the game.
Come on, I'm back here.
What I saved over there.
Oh my god, I lost so much fish.
Oh, so you think I should raise this to 100?
I don't know what the book that does, we're okay.
There's fast travel so that's good.
Yeah, apparently you can bedshell for two, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't walk around.
Who is that?
Why are all the colors so ugly?
I'll get you.
I'll get you.
I'll get you.
Sangle!
Sangle!
I
AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Fuck you.
Stupid man.
What is that crabby noise?
Come on, invert everybody's balls.
That's not Kambilla.
I don't know who that is.
Some girl.
Is this Baldi from Baldi's Basics?
Oh my God Baldi.
You can't get it! It's behind the thing!
Let me get these shells that are over here.
I said housing game.
That's what it said.
What the?
Yeah, that's it.
It's just not gonna work for me.
It's just not working.
It's just not gonna work.
It's just not gonna work.
I just don't get it.
I don't understand.
I've never had this issue with any Chila's game.
I'm so confused I'm so confused like what the fuck
why like what what is going on I don't get it
I just don't understand.
I mean, update the newest windows?
I mean, the only thing you can think of is fucking restarting my PC.
That's the only thing I can think of right now.
Right now my PC is acting weird.
What is happening?
I don't know.
Alright, I'll be right back.
Hello? Are you here? Are you guys still here?
Are you guys still here? Come on.
I have to fix my thing.
I'm fixing my thing.
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Let's see if it works
now.
Well, let's see now.
Oh my god, we're starting everything so annoying.
Let's see Project Bolt, let's see if you want to work now Project Bolt.
Let's see if you want to work on our project, Boat.
Thanks for making our life better with your amazing spirit.
Thank you.
Thank you for making my life better.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you!
Thank you!
What was that?
Can you give your boy a name?
Pass that spooka.
Yep, nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
I didn't do shit.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope. Well, guys, I'm frustrated and I'm tired. I'm gonna go to bed now. I'm going to bed.
I love you guys. Thanks for hanging out with me today. Sorry that the stream is short.
But I'm gonna go to bed now.
I'll be back on Friday for another fun stream.
I'll be back on Friday for another fun stream.
Okay? I love you. Thanks for spending nine hours of your day with me.
Bye-bye!
Sorry that the stream was garbage.
Bye-bye!