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02-21-2026 · 12h 46m
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I really don't know how to say it, but I guess I love you.
It's your love, it's your love
Crazy in my mind
I feel it sometimes
I kiss you, I kiss you
But it's not my name
It's your love
No matter what
I don't know
I'll always make you love
Kimi janaku te mo ho
Makana banana no hanabi no de
Chocolate's real nice
That's all!
Sore de hii
I always say wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
Hoshikarai de yuu
Mou kou no kane
Ishuu nage no kai ga
Ushikari de yuu
Ushikari de yuu
Shinai de tsukerareru
Don't you dare
If you go to the other side, you can't get away
If you're not there, you can't get away
It's a real story, a real story
A real story
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
So, you can't believe
The story of the past
The story of the future
The story of the future
The story of the future
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Come back to communication
Back to communication
Back to this, back to this
I don't know, I don't need it
I'm a boy, I don't need to hide it
Hey, hey, you're a boy
I don't know, I don't need it
Kiss and kiss, give me a kiss
I don't want to talk
Hey, hey, you don't understand
I don't know, I don't need it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Bad communication
Hey!
The World is but a treat when you're on easy street and we're breaking up the Dutch champagne
We're sipping pretty on the gravy train and when we sing, we're sweet and free
Driving on easy street
We got a moment in the sun and every...
you
you
you
you
you
You
Don't worry, I'm not gonna play the end. What do you mean you missed it to holiday? That's so
How could you compare JIT 2 holiday to Easy Street?
You can't!
You can't!
You can't do that!
You cannot do that!
Well, just what I thought.
Just what I thought.
This one I thought. This one I fucking thought. The walking dead couldn't piss me off anymore.
They just fucking...
AHHHHHHHHH!
This is what I thought this show could've pissed me off anymore, bro!
Is it dead running?
Bro.
This is what I thought they could've pissed me off anymore, bro.
The only thing that could save this shit from me now...
I don't even fucking know!
I don't even fucking know, bro!
I don't even fucking know, man!
I don't even know what to do anymore!
I swear to God, if that whisperer bitch doesn't die, I-
I want- I want-
BRO, FUCKIN' NO.
You know what part I got to, I got to the part where...
oh, you'll know where the northern boundary is.
You'll know.
And they got there.
And then...
Oh, thanks.
Thanks, guys!
Thanks for killing beloved characters again!
Off screen!
Even worse!
Not even it on screen death.
A fucking off screen death.
Brother what the fuck do you mean bro what the fuck do you mean bro what do
you mean what do you mean bro all this build up and all this character and all
this all this shit with Terra and then it was like oh well guess what
Terra's dead and she died off-screen congratulations what the fuck what the
fuck that shit pissed me off so oh my god oh my I cannot believe I can't fucking
believe this that they fucking not only that she died not even like a season
after Jesus died and it was just like they died in this she became like the
leader of hook up and I was like oh well guess what not for long bitch what the
What the fuck?
AHHHHH!
Oh my god, I was so mad. I was so mad, man. I was so mad. They killed Henry?
Bro, when is Carol gonna stop burying children, bro?
Stop doing this to her! Stop torturing my woman! Stop torturing my favorite character!
Stop it! Leave her alone!
Stop killing your kids!
Stop killing your fucking kids, man! Stop!
Bro, she loses children like every year!
Every time she gets close to another kid, no wonder she's so mean to all kids, bro.
She doesn't want to get close to any children because every time she gets close to a child and they become like her adopted kid, they die!
Bro, I can't. I can't, man.
Oh my god, Roxy, thank you for 86 million years!
Roxy, it's been 86 million years!
You good? Not now!
I'm not good! They keep torturing my Carol!
Leave my Carol alone! Leave Carol alone!
Leave her alone!
Leave her alone!
Leave her alone!
Leave her alone!
Leave my carol!
Leave my carol!
Roll that part where Daryl's like,
Don't look!
I was like, oh no.
I was like, oh, oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
They just love the torturers, bros.
I feel like...
They just love torturing people.
God damn it.
Well, we're in the home stretch.
I'm almost done with the original series.
Thank God!
Thank God!
Well, I heard Carol in the comic is like completely different.
I'm glad they made her so badass, cause I heard in the comic she's like very different.
You can stop whenever you want.
SHUT UP!
I can't! I can't!
The only thing that will make this better is...
More Negan.
I can't stop, guys! I can't stop!
I can't stop! I told you, I have to consume all walking dead Coral!
Coral's dead!
Coral!
Please watch the Tekken 7 reveal for Negan, where is it?
On YouTube.
MOTHER HWAGLE!
GORL!
GORL!
Don't like me and he killed her best boy, you know listen I'm sad that Glenn died too,
You can't help but like, I can't help but like me again, I'm just, he's just, he's just such a likeable guy and I hate it!
I hate it that I like them, but now I don't, because I just like him.
It sucks, you don't want to like him, but you can't help it.
You just can't help but like it. You can't help it, you like it.
Mouse likes bad boys. You can tell that this dude, like, he's a bad boy but deep down inside,
he was a pussy boy. But then he became bad boy. I just, I just know it. I just know
it I just fucking know it I just fucking know it I just know it he must he must
have been a sweet well not sweet cuz he said that he that he cheated on Lucille
I'm not sure if he's a human sheet so he probably wasn't sweet.
Cockle.
I see.
He strikes me as a soccer dad, wasn't he a gym teacher?
He said he was a gym teacher.
It was a gym peeper.
This was 7 years ago, holy shit.
Whoa.
Oh my god, I hit.
Oh my god! What? Oh no!
Pissing our pants yet?
Oh shit!
More do I have a feeling we're getting close.
Pissin' our pants in, piss piss, baby piss piss, boy.
Oh, God!
All the characters are just there!
You know the deal.
Save him!
What's gonna happen is gonna be hard to watch.
Save him!
No!
Shit.
Not cool.
Not cool.
Oh, shit!
Oh
There went the bat in the big
Damn.
No, all these people are like...
All these people are like...
They're crazy trained fighters with like crazy powers and he's just a guy with a bat!
He's just a guy with a bat!
He's just a man!
This is so mad with a bat!
And then, oh my god, also look at...
All the guys are like Bill.
They're like Super Bill and Super Buff and he's just...
He's just normal Bill.
He's just normal!
He's just fucking normal, bro.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Well
Catch
A tiger
Oh no
His toe
No
If he hollers
Let him go
My mother
I told you to pick the very best one who is it?
Was it me?
You can blink. You can cry.
Hell, you're all gonna be doing that.
Lucille, give me strength.
Oh, shit! It's like an Elden Ring weapon!
My goodness, Lucille is thirsty.
She is a vampire bat!
Damn!
I bet when this came out, this was crazy. I bet people lost their fucking mind.
I bet people lost their fucking mind when that came out.
I
That people went crazy when that came out holy shit, I can only imagine
Too bad. I missed that but I'm glad I missed it because I
Think I would have been watching walking dead as it was airing. I think I would be bald today. I
Would be fucking bald I
I'll be bald from the stress that this show induces me.
I'll be fucking bald.
Just like Hey-Hot-She, yeah.
You be shi-
I'll be shi-
I'd be sane, bold.
Not...
Hey hot-yes clown hair, leave him alone!
That is for his old.
Leave him alone!
Now see I got your soap it smells so good.
Do you like it?
How many people have gotten my soap?
If you've gotten my soap do you like it?
One, two, three, and four.
Ah!
Boo you like it?
Boo you like it?
Owww, owww.
Got the soap, I like it.
Uggh.
Does it smell good?
Smells good, you're welcome.
Pfft.
Taste good!
Uh oh.
Gulp.
Don't eat it.
The soap tastes like soap.
What.
The soap tastes delicious, Gulp.
Don't eat it.
Don't eat it.
They're working on EU storage to help the EU bros out.
Sorry, EU bros.
I'm sorry bros, we'll get that for you right away.
Question mark.
If you smelled it, can you describe the smell? What do you think it smells like? Because I can't explain it
What would you describe the smell?
If you've gotten the smell, what do you describe the smell?
It smells like spicy citrus perfection
Spicy citrus
It's a lot of things.
I got the soap, smells good and not joking when I say, don't bite it, I had morbid curiosity.
Soap taste of soap.
Soap taste of soap! You can't eat at sleep!
Thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Super Battle Golf with Ari Bufferton Shia-Tun, Candy-Bong, Grandpa
Did you have a chance to listen to Numi's album?
I have not I when I when I ended stream today this morning I passed out I
Think if I if I would have stayed on stream any longer. I would have fallen asleep on stream
I ended stream and the second I ended stream. I was like
It's true, it's true.
It's true, it's true.
It's true bro.
And then after that we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna do, we're gonna, you know what we're gonna do.
We have business to finish, business.
We got business on Easy Street.
moment in the sun oh my god poppy playtime yesterday bro I like the game
the ending pissed me off but I liked it I liked it I liked it it was good way
better than chapter 4 thank goodness thank goodness thank goodness thank goodness
I recently heard your cover of Left Right by XG.
You and Shiro killed it.
I'd love to see you do a Malsian Friends cover of Hypnotize.
What's your favorite track by them?
favorite track mmm I have a lot but have a lot hypnotize really good but you
know what what's what I always wanted to do I'll play this the one that always I
wanted to cover this so bad with a with a fun with a fun group with a fun group
you know what I mean bro you know I mean
How you wanna take it? Left the place and panic Left to take another planet Left to make another statement
As she gave me the strength to spell it out, she could learn it
Cause metal tops on the turning, it's not a fire when it's burning
You tell me we all made it work for us Made it but we had to work for it
What, what, what, what? So appropriate that it hurt, don't it?
So you want em?
Ride away, ride away, ride away
Okay, I want it way
Bye, bye, bye, five pounds Keep me fly away, you know how to speak
I'm talking to you outside with a hot body, that's insane
Look at my face right now when I watch the sports in my face
It's my hair, it takes my makeup on the way
About to make some, about to break me, it's all down to the hips
Uh!
A little more than ordinary honor, every honor resting me to leave it all you broke
I'm the judge of the jury, I don't wanna hear it, I'm the one that fear to keep it on the low
This is automated, I'm the motivated, told my haters y'all mother maria
Y'all my entertainers, I'm the needed, I'm just life, cause it's so hilarious
To grow with the big mouth, uh, my world's for the big house, yeah
Be watching the rest now, uh, I just thought of that phone, now it drops now
Bro, this song goes so hard, bro!
This song goes so hard, it's so good.
Little girl with the big motor on a kiddo, mm-hmm.
I like this song.
I like- I like that one!
Also, like, uh, I like something, right?
You've been acting funny lately.
I like that one, I like um...
Oh, I like howling! Howling is good too!
Too many good songs bro.
Too many good songs bro.
Too many good songs bro.
oh yeah they made a remix of woke they made a remix which is pretty good too I
like the remix a lot it's also a hundred years long
I
Color's bros a colors
I got it, hold on. I gotta make a group at the end.
Yeah!
Who are you? A cover of Mr. Br-
I'll be the one covering Mr. Bright's side?
Oh, shit, hold up.
Look at my neck.
Oh!
Ow!
I
What we are your meds, no, I'm just kidding. No, actually I'm not kidding
Don't don't forget a minute. You should eat food. What kind of food do you like to eat bro?
pizza
popcorn
Have you hurt? Have you hurt of it? Have you hurt of it? Have you hurt of such a such a thing?
Nope well now you'll see. What's your favorite Puerto Rican meal? My favorite Puerto Rican meal?
Mmm
Mofongo
Arrows, pongandules, bacalaito, everything!
Wait, this game looks pretty broke.
It looks psychotic.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm telling you man. It looks crazy. Doesn't it look crazy?
I saw it released and I want to play it today!
Today! Today it shall be played!
Buff will kill everyone!
Guys, it's just a golf game. You can't kill people in golf. What do you mean? What do you mean, guys?
What do you mean? You can't tell people in golf? Wait a minute, it's just a fun golf game.
It's just a fun golf game, guys. What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? Ever seen Happy Gilmore 2?
uh...
no
is that a good movie?
it's for old people, oh i see
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
But bad bunny, is it what?
Huh?
Happy Gilmore?
What do you mean?
Mouse, look up Robin Williams description of golf.
No!
No!
No!
What is your favorite Disney movie, uh, Pangold?
There's his brave?
Is Brave even considered a Disney movie?
Is Brave even considered a Disney movie?
It's owned by Disney.
It's like, wasn't it like a Pixar film?
Like what?
A Pixar Disney collaboration.
Aha!
Oh, I like Wreck-A-Relf a lot. I like Wreck-A-Relf.
Disney owns Pixar.
That's true.
Well, I like Brave. It was pretty good.
I don't think Brave was bad. I liked it.
I like Tangled a lot. I also like Little Mermaid.
I have philosophical issues with them giving the little mermaid a happy ending. Oh, yeah, cuz is she supposed to die?
Is she supposed to die in the original?
Wait, really? Yeah, she like dies.
She turns into the seafoam. She was like, oh the prince don't love me. I guess I'll go kill myself.
The prince doesn't love me. I guess I'm gonna go fucking kill myself then.
Okay, goodbye.
Boon! Boon, you're here?
Boon, what are you doing? Are you busy right now?
Nothing? Do you wanna play golf?
We have room for one more golfer, bet I'm adding you to the group chat you better play
golf with us you know what game I'm telling you I'm talking about right?
Don't embarrass me or I'm kicking you out of the collab immediately.
Yes, ma'am.
No, it's yes, beautiful queen, iron mouse, the greatest person in the world.
I'm a mistake.
Yes, my lady, my lord, my liege.
That's what you have to say.
So out of the carap-
Yes, my ohshi, my kami ohshi.
You must refer to me as your kame-o-shi every time you talk to me.
Not you guys, boon! You guys want the- stop!
This is not for you! This is not for you!
This is not for you! This is not for you!
Guys this is not for you. This is not for you
This is not for you
That's not for you that's not for you
That's not for you
Sorry, is this man bothering you thank you G mark. Thank you. Thank you for coming to my rescue
Thank you for coming to my rescue
I don't hate you!
Was not for me.
Everything is for you.
No!
Sunny, thank you so much for the raid.
I hope you had a great stream.
Thank you for the raid, Sunny.
SunnyQ here.
Hello?
Hello, um, don't listen to anything Chad is saying
Boom just typed in in the group chat. I'm low key evil. What the fuck
You ain't low key shit, bro. What do you mean? You're not low key anything. You're low key caca
That's what you are
Low key evil. What do you mean?
bro is hiking bro is a key bro is just a key
boom there be the right game you know a game I'm talking about right I don't
even know if you're still here. It's Super Battle Golf. Don't be...
My theme song when I join in for golf. What is this theme song? What is this?
I'm gonna play it.
I'm no Kevon.
Yeah, yeah, I'm the heading team. Yeah, yeah, do my fucking thing. Yeah, yeah,
With you my baby, yeah, yeah
No, no, no, it's a sugar cane, no, no
What is this channel? It's called Out of Contacts, you're a shotgun. What the fuck?
What's wrong with you?
Where do you find this shit?
Hey, Mousy.
My 8 bars of Squeaky Queen got here today, and it's the best soap I ever had in my life.
I'm now COOL
It doesn't do you like the smell can you if describe the smell can you describe the snail?
Eight bars, bro, you're set for the whole year
If you take a bath every day, you're set for half the year. I don't know how I don't know
I don't know how much soap you use. How much soap do you use?
Do you go through a whole bar a month?
I mean, we- yeah, I eat one bar a day.
I eat one bar a day, bro.
I
Won't baron day, bro
Yeah, you have to have your inside and outside clean
You should play golf with both of them. We are playing golf today.
We're playing golf today. Today we're gonna play golf, golf, golf, golf.
Golf, we're playing golf, bro.
That's bad! Thank you so much for the time. Get the subs. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Golf with weapons.
Is there customization in the game?
That's rich men's game golf.
SUPER BATTLE GOOOOOL!
One.
Ooooooh!
Yay, in-game mic!
Seek
Uh
I'm literally right here!
What are you talking about?
Guy!
I should have seen her yesterday.
What the fuck?
I got
Should have seen her yesterday, what the fuck
That's so messed up. What the fuck man, where is my I'm here. I'm on the screen. You can't see me
Do you not see me hello
I'm gonna leave for real
I'm leaving for real, I'm never coming back.
I miss iron mouse league of legends
What the fuck, were you missing league of legends?
What?
Who made iron mouse league of legends?
Are you planning on watching fear the walking dead guests?
I will watch Fair the Walking Dead.
I already takes place in LA, is that true?
Here's my question!
How would you punish yourself?
Like that, um, I'm watching all of it.
I'm gonna watch it all.
And once I'm finished watching it all, I'll give a rating of each season, and my opinions
and thoughts.
I also want to do a top moment of The Walking Dead for me, because there, I feel like there's
a few moments that are like really good.
There are several moments in the show that I think that really like they really hate you know what I mean
Have you been taking notes yes
Bloody things dude that that moment where Rick fucking bites out that guy's throat holy shit
I think that's like one of the top that's like top 10 greatest Rick moments top 10 greatest moments
top 10 greatest rick moments.
That shit was fucking crazy.
I did not expect him to do that.
I was like, holy shit!
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
He just went psycho!
Also, when Daryl took out the saviors with the fucking missile,
that was pretty good too.
That one hit. That one hit a lot. I was like, holy shit. You would just want to just missile somebody.
Did Rick actually have 10 moments? Yeah, I think so. I think so. I think Rick had a lot of great moments.
It's not his fault that the show started getting bad.
We got a lot of good moments.
Brick accent though?
Oh my god.
I didn't know that he was British.
And I just had to say, when I saw him in an interview, I got recommended an interview.
I got recommended an interview, right, and when I saw the interview and all of a sudden
I see him talking, I hear him talking, I'm like, oh my god, he's pretty, what the fuck?
said like that like through that I was like holy shit that's why he can't say
carl cool I because I didn't know I didn't know and then I'm like holy shit
What the fuck? And then Morgan's British too, and I'm like,
Morgan's British too?
What the fuck? Is everybody on this show British? What the fuck is happening?
I was like, what the heck?
Bro, they're so good with accents.
Their accents are so good.
no he's not no he's not listen I I just I started watching interviews cuz I was like
I want to I want to see the interviews of these people so I started going around looking
interview and I'm like whoa that's crazy bro
The
interview with King Ezekiel's Tiger even revealed that he is British Wild seeing a Tiger
Sipping tea and complaining about the dreary weather though. Oh my god, a British tiger
A British tiger
Why are so many good actors British?
Like that
You tell me.
I'll see are you British too?
No.
I'm not British.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Why are you looking at me like that? I'm not British!
Stop that!
You gotta have Yorkshire tea?
Yeah, maybe I should drink some tea.
Do you fancy a car fall?
I'll bite your nose
You can't reach my nose yes I can yes I can
Bwobbwobbbbobbbdbb.
Oh no!
Shut up!
Shut up bro!
Come on guys, my limbs no longer slowly, they hurt, they hurt so bad, give me a walkie
I don't want to do it, it's gonna be crazy.
Rollin.
You massage? No, it's literally like my lymph nodes like from the back of my ear down my neck. It hurts so bad.
It hurts so bad.
This music is driving me crazy.
Or not.
I have a mouse that has short syndrome. What does that mean?
what does that mean that I'm short I'm a short I won't be like I want to be like
Daryl, and if I get a dog, I'm gonna name him Dog.
Dog!
Dog, come here dog!
Dog, come dog!
Come here dog!
Come here dog!
Oh wow this new computer bro.
I love new computer!
Ahaha!
Does the dog see?
Tiger Woods Lobby!
What the fuck?
I don't want to play with Tiger Woods, he's the best golfer alive.
oh
Oh
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
Me, G-Mart.
That's what you look like?
Yeah, like a little lesbian bald good boy.
Dude, don't tell me you're freaking!
Fuck, let's get this golfing going!
So this is proximity, right?
No, not really.
I'm having my sparkling water.
Who has sparkling water?
Me.
I want to have a purple cheek!
Oh, there's a boys!
Oh!
You changed.
Yeah, I can hear you.
Hold on, I don't like... no women allowed.
Oh, fuck!
Fuck the fuck I'm going to shit, man.
I'm gonna suck at this.
I love women so much.
I love it.
Love a woman in front of me.
I don't like this.
Dude, okay, now that you watch this, right?
I love a woman in front of me.
You're like, oh, yeah, he likes it.
Talk, talk, talk
Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello
Wh-where's the-where's the white in this?
White is in there
Oh yeah of course you're looking for that
I-I'm a fucking...or grey
You can't be white in this game boon
It's my opinion
Well, it's a hundred dollars to be green, it's fucking expensive!
Yeah, well we all bought colors Boon.
You have money in music!
We all put in our color tax.
I'm gonna go with pink.
No!
Bitch, everyone's pink.
You better not.
You better not be pink.
You better not be pink.
That's all I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna go GMART's favorite color, blue.
Blue is GMART's favorite color.
What are you up to?
What the fuck was that?
You killed me! You fucking ended me!
What is that?
For years of war
What the fuck was that?
Why can't I drive these cars?
You can with your...
You don't have a license, dog!
You're not allowed on me in. I'm not allowed.
I don't have a license.
Wait, Shia, can you speak for a second?
Okay, thank you.
I'm broke!
I gotta put you at 200.
I'm broke!
Wow, you need money?
I don't have money.
How do I give you money?
I don't have money!
Wait, how much money do you have?
We gotta play!
Well, I started with like 1.5K.
I started with 1.5K and I spent it all!
Oh my god, okay!
Well, maybe we can finance it.
I'm a expensive girl!
Yeah, we can finance, we can finance.
use them how can they can have money
is that you sound like you're not fucking like
cellphone oh you're on camera
can you hear my microphone like a
in the room and in a sink
wait i want to get the cat it's a bed
okay we can uh
get to get a loan for you
well i gotta be small
you gotta be small
Yes, we're check and see.
Oh.
We're check and see the pool.
Yeah, I like that.
Yeah, Handy, why do you sound like that?
Can we hit each other?
You hate me!
Oh, you can't.
Oh, okay.
Sorry, I was limit testing.
Bro, this game's kind of go-to-world.
What the fuck?
I'm telling you.
Yeah, this game, this music's it.
I felt it's my webcam mic.
Are you in the closet?
Yeah, I'm in the closet.
You're in the closet?
I got another one. I don't know half of me came out.
Ari!
Ariana Grande?
Ariana Grande!
You know what's really awesome is that
Nauce asked me to bring her home.
Ari!
Help!
Can you hear me? No, no, yes. Yes, we can
Mouse asked me to play golf game and then didn't tell me what golf game was called
Oh, I didn't know what golf game was called until I got an invite from Shia
I'm sorry!
Did you buy the game?
Yeah, I had to buy it, but like I was also with hard cuz so I was just like
I had to do it all
Oh, oh
She just said golf game, but I'm like
I'll kiss your feet
Oh
A normal day at the golf course at my local country club
You hit you hit ball
I hate your balls
Do I hit your balls?
Yeah, you pressed the button
I'm gonna hit your balls
Don't hit my balls
I'm gonna put the ball down
There's your ball
Oh
Okay, get a little closer
Okay, good hit
Oh shit! I actually hit something
I hit this thing
Dude, that's actually sick
Stop
Bump!
You smoking asshole!
It's up!
Oh!
Doesn't!
Wait!
I can't stop it any longer!
I can't stop it any longer!
The King is not a big keymark!
It's not true!
And they're watching us, not even me, dog!
Shit!
Hey, who's Red Wolverine?
Oh!
He's good!
Get the hell away from me!
I can't play!
AHHHHH!
OHHHHH!
Okay, is everything okay over there?
Oh, I'm here!
I'm so bad at this!
I'm sorry, I'm so bad at this!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Oh, GMartie!
I miss you!
Hey, I miss everybody!
Hey, I miss everybody!
Wow!
Well that was GMartie, get a little sexist.
I'm sorry.
What the?
What does that mean?
I forget it.
Oh no, not again!
We're not again real misogyny!
You're a real misogyny!
Yo this is like fucking John Wick, guys!
This is like fucking John Wick, watch this shit, rules!
Oh, what the fuck!
Damn it.
Hand me the gun.
Why are you bald? You're really quiet.
Why am I bald? Cause it's how I am in real life.
You can turn around now.
Nice, good hit.
Ow!
G-Mart, you gotta just hop in sex with Brody, you can't even say it.
Yo, G-Mart, baby!
You can't even open it.
The golf cart has a slot, so everyone can be on like once.
Really?
Yeah, look at him.
Except for G-Mart, he's not allowed to.
I'm not allowed, I got that.
He's the only one that cannot cannot.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Hey, G-Mart!
Do you wanna go on the vacation with us?
Uh, yeah, let me just...
Okay, oh!
You know what that...
Oh my god!
Hop on the battle bus!
Wow!
Oh my god, he picked one off!
He's fucking shot me!
witness Jonas Katie to happen I'm getting like my ass blasted
What the fuck is this?
Wow.
You know what I mean?
You guys last week at it, dude.
That's crazy.
Well, it's right.
You're gonna die.
Oh, that's right.
You're gonna die.
We have to send them off with a fun time.
You're gonna die.
Oh.
Yeah.
You're gonna die.
It's not now.
Do you guys want to do it?
Yeah.
And here's the tutorial before we start on the courses.
What's the tutorial?
The tutorial, guys.
It's easy, guys.
It's easy.
I don't need it.
Yeah.
You pick up items, you use them, the one thing that you should know is that if you're using
a mouse, the middle mouse button, if you scroll up and down it does your angle.
So if you get really close, you want to put it down to like 0%.
You're so cool because you have a lollipop clock.
I'm broke, I don't mind you.
Holy shit.
I'm surprised I didn't kill me.
About the wrong map.
I was talking about an achievement.
Yeah, you kinda did.
Cheating?
Yeah, with our Needs Touch.
Yo.
This is, I have to adjust the 45 degree angle optimal.
Guys, you can fast swap your position on the car, man.
If you get a ball out right here,
you can fast swap what you want on the car.
I think that's Candy's ball.
Got this Candy's ball.
Here, come over here.
I can't touch candy's balls.
Who's balls can I touch?
You can touch anyone's balls you want.
I want to try the Glamour God in the house.
Oh!
There you go.
Oh!
What the fuck!
Bro!
Oh!
So if you do up to 100%, it just hits it.
But if you hold it down past 100%, it like targets people.
Oh!
Amazing.
And then you can put a target on it and it just hits.
Oh!
Hey!
Oh my gosh!
Oh!
Oh!
Hey.
Holy shit.
I think we're ready.
I think we're ready.
It's crazy. The items in this game go between coffee and orbital laser.
I love orbital laser.
It's a bit of a disparity in power, I feel.
Stop! Dude, I have fucking tense to that.
This is crazy.
Oh shit!
Are you guys ready?
No.
They broke everything.
Are we gonna put you in the ashes when you die or what?
Yeah, please, please, cremate me.
Okay, I'm gonna cremate him.
Please, please, cremate me and put me inside of the cake and eat it.
Nothing personal.
Okay.
We gotta go, we gotta go!
What the- SHUT UP!
How could you do that?
What the hell?
I'm gonna put it in the cake!
I'm gonna toss you.
Fuck that evil Mario part, what is this?
I'm going for it, I'm going for it, I'm going for it!
Why are you so fast? Why are you- ah!
Why is everyone so fast with me?
Oh.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
Where the fuck are my balls?
Oh, sorry.
Where?
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
Where's my ball?
How? What the fuck? Don't shoot me!
Okay, I'm going to the beach.
Beach?
Yeah, why? Why? Why?
Someone has to kill Boone.
I killed Boone! Oh, you killed Boone.
Take the car! Take the car!
What the fuck?
What
What
Why did it go so far?
What the fuck bro?
Why did my ball go in the sand?
Why did it go so far?
I don't know my angles
You got this, you got this
I believe, I believe
Hey everybody finish me
I'm gonna get the fuck away from me
No, you see me?
You're still going
Oh god
Wait, I don't like the fact that you guys are watching me through a camera with these
I'm gonna be so tired.
Hey Mark!
Yo mean G-Martian second!
Yeah baby!
You got that.
We got that.
Wait do we get to keep the...
If we didn't use the items can we keep...
Yeah!
Yeah!
We can just swing around.
It's kinda crazy out there.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
How did...
Why are you so fast Shia?
How are you so fast?
I'm sorry.
I'm just playing golf.
So it's okay.
What?
How are you so fast? What is this?
How do you start with speed?
Oh my god, Candy.
Yeah, Shen. Hey man.
Hey, what's up with that? Watch this.
Oh my god, Candy.
What?
The best I've got, damn world, baby.
What the hell?
Why does she might have like an infinite reflector? What is this?
It's a-a-pick on my gun!
You're fucked! Stop shooting at me!
No!
No!
I'm fucking-
Oh!
No!
No!
No!
I got-
Oh!
Oh!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Don't-don't let you buy wind, guys!
You're gonna lose this!
No!
It's-
Ow!
Ow!
I'm-
Yo, can I be real?
It's gonna be acceptable.
I think that's the plan.
This game is like if Mario fucks the cart.
What?!
What?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Holy shit!
Guys!
I heard you!
I heard you!
I understand how buff works!
I also think I'm gonna...
Oh!
It's not gonna be the least amount of strikes.
It's just about the...
How did you aim that?
That's just like how Lace and Ruello...
Hi!
Oh, that was my thing.
What's this?
Oh!
Oh!
I love, like, the golf club.
How do you aim it, guys?
Are you guys so accurate?
It's like...
I can change the putts.
I can swim.
Wait, how do you change the putts?
Bro, that's zero.
Oh, zero is putt.
get those changers putt
alright guys
look look look
this chippin was insane
guys
it was like 150 meters
yeah it was like 150 meters
yes yes mouse
what do we do
that was impersonal
what the fuck you fucking asshole
can't get him
I'll take that I'll take that
oh my god
I'll take it I'll take it
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Where's my ball? Oh, it's back up here!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Give me my ball!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Dude!
Oh my god!
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
Why are you playing 7-9-9?
Don't let the camera chip it in.
in across the galaxy last time you put it before my ass to my ass
I've been there for four minutes.
Oh, that's so bad.
You got this.
Oh, turn down your angle.
Oh! Turn down your angle!
It comes to like, 0% so you can't do it!
Oh, no, no, no!
Hurry!
Oh my god!
No!
Stop!
Please!
Please!
Ladies!
Oh god!
Stop, stop, stop!
Holy fuck!
Oh my god
Let me hit it!
Let me hit it!
Let me hit it!
Oh fuck!
Okay, I understand.
Okay, I understand.
Bro, stop, stop, stop.
I can't believe this.
I can't believe this.
Hey, how do I get a holiday to speak to mentions?
I mean, the big mouse and Ari are just warm in the bottom for you guys, don't worry, you know, like we're just sitting in a very fuckin' Z-Bomb.
Keep down to your mouth, Grandpa.
Keep me...whoa!
Okay.
I'm going to talk to you guys.
Dude, I'm going to hear you talk to me.
Get it!
Yeah, Ari.
Can we feel that good, Duncan?
Oh!
I like that!
Oh!
Stop hearing from me!
That's crazy.
Someone hit me.
It was me!
I love you!
I love you!
So you hit me?
I was just kidding!
It wasn't me!
Oh no!
This is a little bit of an abusive relationship, Miles!
Oh my god! I swear to you I didn't mean to!
I was just kidding!
I was just kidding!
I was just kidding!
I swear!
I swear to you I didn't mean to!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Oh god, I was so scared!!
I was so scared.
I was so scared.
I swear, I swear.
Oh fuck, we cool though, we cool.
What do you got over there?
Where's your ball?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Oh, mouse.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Over here one more time
Having so much fun
I'm going to kill myself
Yeah I mean I probably would too if I tried to call
It's just a game
It's just a game
Alright Mouse you got this
I might be a little bit of a f***er.
And this is the game. I was fine.
Yeah, how does this score work?
That just means that we f*** with you, I think.
And this is just the game, bro.
4, 3, 2, 1.
Stop. Put the gun down.
I ain't doing anything to you.
I ain't doing anything to you.
How is Shia always so fast?
What the f*** is this?
You pissed me off!
You f***ing off me!
I
Swing the back
That's my bad, I didn't realize it would lock on to you
Oh, it's over here
Oh, what the heck? I don't know if that's gonna help
You're not hitting me with that
I'm stuck here
Yes, I got in the hole
I'm throwing to the hole
Everybody hates that
Everybody hates that
Oh my fucking god
Do you remember you when I die?
Air Riders!
You were supposed to remember me when I die.
It's the other way around though.
Air Riders!
No!
No!
Shia!
I feel like we should get a basketball.
Yeah.
I think we should all just...
Let's get it. Let's get it now.
That's a good idea.
Yeah, wait. Let's...
Okay, we're all screwed. Okay, that's fine.
One one baby.
And I was so close to fooling around.
What?
How's that car?
Bring it on!
Why did you invite me to this game?
I can't believe it.
The only way I'll fuck and win
is by people taking pity upon me.
I don't feel bad, here's your overall strike.
Holy shit.
I don't feel bad, dude, here it is.
You suck balls.
You suck balls.
Can't you please have me shot like something?
I'm gonna kill myself.
No.
Okay, I got it. I'll give it a go.
Oh my god.
I don't think Boss is trying to win.
Hey, what the fuck is this?
I don't think so either.
No, my balls are still going across the ocean!
My balls!
Oh, my balls!
They're in my holes!
We gotta go! We gotta go!
Did you just wait for me to do that?
I'll kill them. I'll kill them.
We gotta go. We gotta go, guys!
No, this is a dump!
Brother is stealing every single ore!
I've boarded my Volvo.
You throw in your Volvo and it goes? What?
What?
It's buff!
Get back! Get back, buff!
Watch this drive.
I thought it would go all the way far from the water.
He's doing it.
Okay, we do one of these.
Shia, Shia, don't do it.
In the sand.
Ah!
He's fucking away.
He's fucking away.
No one will know, guys.
No one will know.
Grandpa.
I'm ready to close.
I need to get this thing.
I'm sorry!
You're a dumb and silly dog.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
You're dumb and silly!
Come on, man. It's like...
What the hell?
You're going to refuse me to hook up with him at the hole!
What the fuck? It's like a toy dog!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm outta here!
I'm outta here!
I'm also outta here!
How is everyone so fast?
Don't shoot me!
Oh! I have to kill people!
My bow!
No! My bow!
I didn't realize, I had to kill people this whole time.
I'm sorry for what I just did.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
You did that on purpose!
Machu Picchu!
Oh!
Candy!
I want this.
It's so fucked up.
It's so fucked up.
It's so fucked up.
Oh!
Candy!
Oh!
No!
I'm just gonna wait here.
Yes!
I'm just gonna wait here for that.
Watch out, come here.
Where's Brace Boys?
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
Get up, get up, you stupid little gremlin thing.
No!
This game's not very good.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Okay.
Oh
Why can't I just make it by wall broken that
Sorry, it was rolling away a panic
I'm not sure what happened.
Oh, jeez.
You got this, guys.
You got this.
I'm gonna make it!
This is it.
Oh my god!
Over time, over time, over time.
We're all angrily watching you on your phone.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm prepared, I'm prepared now.
This game is like not very fun.
This game is not fun.
This game is not very fun.
This game is not very fun, it's just like the first in first place.
This game is not very fun though.
This game you might feel me some little bit toxic, I'm not gonna lie.
Candy!
You're toxic, you're toxic player!
I was gonna hit you with my gun, but I was kinda like,
you're the only one left to die, you know?
It's cut away.
Don't do that.
without it
it's ok let me do a shot
oh my god
what the fuck
guys i don't know about these things
what is happening
oh my god
what is my fucking ball
oh my god
my balls
it's so far back
huh?
i thought i was cool i was so uncool
just like this
you want to do you don't stop walking on to me oh my it looks on the lunch on
to the bed stop when you hit like a hundred bro I can't stop it 100 I'm
I'm glad you're graduating now.
You are not going to leave me.
Holy fuck.
This guy want me gone.
This guy want me gone.
There's only eight more days.
I hope you'll graduate early.
It's too late, Brian.
Eat my book or I'll shoot you!
I said stop!
Oh!
How are you already done?
I said stop!
I said stop!
Why are you guys getting in my butt?
Man, I don't even want to leave you anymore.
Yeah.
Where'd your book go?
I said stop!
I said stop!
I said stop!
I said stop!
I said stop!
I said stop!
Thank you.
Ow!
No, no, stop, bro, look at this!
This bitch, don't stop fucking falling!
Get me!
Ow!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Okay, you can...
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Where's my stuff?
Get in the hole! Get in the hole!
You fucking bitch!
That's really what I'm talking about!
No! I did it!
Mouse got it, mouse got it!
Mouse finished.
Huge, huge, huge.
Yay! I got a balling!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Oh my god, Kendi, you're paying. Holy shit.
Shut up!
Bro, she can't get in the ball with her paying.
Oh, they're pink!
Two thirty pinks?
I'm the combat kid!
Wait, I have more money for you!
I got money!
Money, money, money, money!
We have money now!
I have two forty five!
I can buy one thing!
You buy one thing!
One thing only!
I can buy the mashel dance!
Oh shit, they got the mashel dance?
Let the national dancing here. How do I use my emotes? I think you do when you score
T, thank you
This cost me $700
All my money. I need more money
Dude, I'm gonna do this the next round. It's gonna be the whole time
It's right here right here. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah
Whoa, it's fun. Yo, you're you like dressed up bro. Oh my god my ass
Oh
There's
It's like really really close
You're like swing at somebody and then swing at your ball and then run
I'll take it Homer Simpson. I'll take I'll take the violence just like this just like that your Homer Simpson
Holy shit
I like it.
Oh, cute!
Nice, uh, nice scarlet.
Nice.
What is that around your neck, Boots?
Don't worry, I'll buy you a dot, okay?
Okay.
Oh, the scarlet.
You look like Nazi dude.
You blue?
I feel like...
Big, big, beautiful.
I feel like...
Yeah.
We are the same.
Oh, cute. This is funny.
You look like a Nazi.
I love it.
Isn't you a Nazi or you a mate?
You a mate.
Oh, yeah.
That's true.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know what sells to that.
Okay, thank you.
Happy!
Thanks.
I like your lollipop.
I like your lollipop.
I like your lollipop.
I like your lollipop.
I like your lollipop. I'll buy you a gun.
That's right.
$10 million.
$10 million.
It's the best million dollars you ever have.
Whoa.
on a blonde oh you like it you look so cute all right I thank y'all computer
I'll turn this woman into Ariana Grande.
Oh!
All right.
Sorry, you were standing on top of her.
Get up!
Nostra, nostra, nostra, nostra, nostra, nostra, nostra.
Come back!
Come back!
Let's see.
No, come back!
Come back!
Oh, no!
Now I thought you wake up when I go to sleep!
Dude, you got to get out of the way, Boon.
Otherwise, I'll kill you.
I'm sorry, Nostra.
He tried to kill you!
Get down, Mr. Bird.
Stop, what's up?
Eat shit, bald guy.
Oh my god!
Damn?
I need that on T-shirt.
Eat shit, bald guy.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
You can, like, curve it, man.
Dude, I'm being bald, though.
What the fuck?
You can, like, curve the tube.
The shot honestly like a mouse pointing shit bald guy
Who are you hitting to get this
Bro grandpa, I think you might only have like five minutes left
I am dying today.
Stop talking and drop out like that.
I'm definitely going to die today on mine.
Yeah, he's a boy. He's a brother boy.
Candy, get your boy. Candy!
Candy, your boy's a brother boy.
Can we turn to your ball?
Here's my ball.
Where's my ball over here?
That could have killed me, Shia.
What is your problem?
Shia!
What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything!
I don't know! I don't know!
Don't let him in!
Something here!
How is this?
You're alive!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Get off!
Dude, I'm bullying you!
Are you bullying a hoot?
Bye!
You have to hold it still
I love you!
I love you!
I just love you!
I love you!
You are what's the fuck?
I know it was Candy's fault with Ben.
And he raped me!
J. Mark! Candy!
You're the funniest boy friend!
I'm not a star kid!
He did that!
He was raised by Reddit. I can't help the way he is.
He was raised by Reddit!
He was raised by 4chan, dog!
dog look at them hey what are you doing with those wait no why did hate me you're out here
I'll hit you across
Hey, hey, what the hell?
I'll hit you across
Can you lie down?
I wasn't even supposed to hurt me
I wasn't even supposed to hurt you
Thank you, thank you
You boost
Suck
Thank you, thank you for the boost
Candy!
Oh
I thought we could go that way
Oh, you're so funny.
Oh, let's go.
Andy, you know what?
Oh, God.
I'm a fucking kid.
That's so nice of you to say.
Let's go.
Hey, Shira.
What's up, man?
Hey, man.
Hey, guys.
You still back there?
Watch out, Candy.
Yeah, they keep killing me.
Watch out, Candy.
Shoot some fucking bazooka at her face.
Yeah, well, I'll desert.
I think we have the team up against the women.
I hate this.
How the fuck?
What?
Oh my god, I hate this.
I hate this.
They face me, they face Blast.
I'm gonna kill myself.
I knew that.
I'm gonna kill myself.
She's not supposed to do that as a first resort mouse.
First move.
Die.
Guys, I want to die.
Yeah, me too.
It's true.
Oh, no.
You too, let's go.
I'm graduating.
We're on our way out.
I've never even made it.
Oh, you bitch.
You absolute, you're so unbounded.
Me?
You fucking whore.
I'm graduating.
Let's go.
Boys, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I just had a car and I had to see what would happen, you know.
Oh! Oh, kill me.
Come on, Candy.
That is not bad.
No, it's cool.
I deserve that.
Dude, you are almost like a fucking quickscope me.
Oh my god.
Oh, dude.
This fucking car, bro.
Dude, you are almost dead and I'm your Uber driver.
I don't want an Uber.
I do not want your Uber.
No!
Well, you have to go.
You better get me five stars.
Shot me and then said chill that's
That's a car cars
That's not important
Okay, please
What I was just like teasing the room please don't shoot me
I'm in
We talk about that's normal. I'm doing you do you do not see how close I was
Bro, you know, you know the room near the hole this guy's crazy. What's wrong with that? That's a normal thing people say
He really wants to get one last day before he goes
Good try boom
I don't think so
Chaya, you touched her ass, Chaya!
I didn't touch her, I need the booster!
I need the booster!
Oh, I got the booster!
Oh my god!
Oh, god damn it!
Ow!
Whoa!
That was a really bad laugh.
I drink the coffee, I drink the coffee.
You got coffee?
Chaya?
Yeah, what's up?
I'm not gonna do anything.
Oh, that's in the water, um, so quick.
What is that? What is this?
I don't know.
Shut up!
Oh, that's not in the water.
Is it because of the reddit?
No, Candy.
What?
You're just gonna beat the fuck out of all the women.
I'm just playing the game.
I know them too.
Put that down.
Oh!
You're a fucking slut, Shane!
I'm killing you!
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm safe I'm safe
You can
I'm on my way
I'm gonna shit my pants!
One more game of cards!
I swear to God!
Someone help!
What the fuck did you just do to my dog?
What?
You got this dog!
You got pissed!
No!
Stop!
Stay!
Get it over time!
No!
I can't do that.
God, skip.
Dad, if you're watching,
I can't play this game.
This game sucks, Dad.
You don't know how this is going to end.
This game fucking stinks.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I'm getting that guy.
I know what you're thinking.
I don't care if I lose now you've been an enemy for life
You're gonna fucking wake up
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You're my good. You're bullying someone who's who's having
a hard time. Don't don't step to me, please. That one's through at three. Just letting you know.
Oh my god, I'm leaving. I'm leaving this. Okay.
No.
Oh my gosh.
all the way back yeah oh I missed I'm a fucking bad sorry don't shoot oh don't
shoot don't shoot don't you know you don't want me to get in you can't even
I'm gonna move this fast. I'm gonna move the Gopinheimer over here.
Oh!
Okay, you're pretty good at shooting.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, I say we're still good, G-Mart.
We're still still good.
Oh my god.
Oh, you're gonna go by that lamp?
Yo!
Bump, bump, bump, bump!
Bump, bump, bump, bump!
Oh, G-Mart, what's up with my head?
Nothing personal.
Holy shit.
It's all personal.
Oh!
No, I'm not! It's a lie. It's a lie!
Oh! You're not much time!
Yeah, sorry guys. I started playing Road to Empress, now I'm ruthless.
I don't know what that means, but I can see it in your play.
I became more Chinese.
You became more Chinese?
I became more Chinese.
I'm not even possible.
It's okay, guys. I'm not Chinese anymore.
Just kidding. I'm more Chinese now.
What?
Oh, stupid!
I'm sorry about the six-lamp.
He's gonna drink the Osmante's soup.
I'm gonna drink the Osmante's soup.
The one-day blinding stew.
The soup!
The soup that makes you blind for one day.
No!
One-day blinding stew.
One-day blinding stew.
You're gonna graduate to become a concubine?
No!
Honestly?
I support you.
Thank you.
oh my god what do i do now
Let me kill myself, stop thinking!
How do I go?
How do I climb this?
This isn't peak, how do I climb?
My ball is stuck in a pumpkin!
It's stuck in a pumpkin!
Well, that's not a big problem!
I'm gonna kill myself!
Don't do that!
I thought that was water.
I'm gonna kill myself!
Fucking hell, she's like...
Yeah, let's go back!
We're gonna have problems.
oh my god my ball didn't even reset help what do I do
my ball is fucking a pumpkin
can we like hit it out oh my god
I keep saving no I'm not going to return to my ball
I might I might sneak
return to ball
yeah you're going to sneak
look at me
can you film this I might sneak man
I can't even reply I was
I gave her so much shit!
I gave her so much shit!
No, I don't hear anything!
I'm gonna punch me against you!
It's all right!
I can never slip an hand dog!
I deserve this!
I deserve this!
I deserve this!
What is this?
Andy, is that you repeating I deserve this?
I deserve this!
I deserve this!
I feel like six landmines
mine's round false caught up
don't do it
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
I deserve this
oh
oh my god, I don't need this you run me over
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's not that serious.
How is anyone else gonna get this in 20 seconds, Shia?
Dude, are you kidding me?
I can't believe I fucking see how you get into warfare, dog!
Like, who the fuck are you?
Shia, how are you this room?
I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying.
I can't drive!
Fuck it out.
Dude, how the fuck do you know?
Help!
Help!
You're a no-man!
You just kicked it in, bro.
From halfway across the map.
I'm gonna cross the map anyway.
Shia, no!
SHUT UP!
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
Oh my god!
It just happened!
Guys, I think we should...
This is so hard being me, guys!
He's still a real guy!
I'm... I'm...
Listen, if we un-graduate,
we can... we can 4-shot and graduate!
I love my friends!
I don't...
I don't know how you still draw them
YOU BITCH!
Wait, wait, wait, wait
I'm gonna die
AHHHHHHHHH
I'm gonna die, man
Why are you making mines in the bushes?!
Where's my-
I'm gonna drop you
How do you like drop-
Oh-
Oh-
I swear to God
I swear to God
Oh-
I swear to God
Oh-
I swear to God
I swear to God
I swear to God
I swear to God
And my lens turns out if you start with speed
Is there a way to slow down your pun speed?
Yeah, blow the angle, bro
No, I do not-
Hit it at a different angle
I'll be hit with the back of your-
Okay, you can you can get the head in don't worry
I'm sorry I was first
I was quick! You were quick!
Oh god!
You were shit, bro.
I was bald in this game.
Who do you think you are? I am!
I was bald.
I was bald.
So in place, I was bald.
That's crazy.
Shia's hosting damage. That's why he's first.
I'm gonna drill up!
I'm gonna drill up! I'm gonna put a hole in my drywall!
I'm sorry to think Shia hosted this to take his aggressions out on us.
I think so.
Yeah, that's true.
Okay, G-Mart.
Sorry, that wasn't even there.
I was in there for the whole time.
Why did you leave me?
Ladies!
Ladies!
Hey, ladies!
Hey, it's the guy at my airport, ladies!
I'm just blowing it out loud, Elevator, ladies!
Ladies!
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, candy!
Ha ha!
Come on, put me at the beginning!
I got you today!
This guy has a speed boost.
Shia, I'm tired of you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Come on, come on, come on!
I'm so scared of you, this is not a bad day for me.
Come on, come on!
How am I supposed to chip this out of here?
Mega jump!
Okay.
Did you say mega jump?
Mega jump!
I'm not trying to move from my view.
Mega jump!
See, yeah, like if you do it, it's like more like persevering or whatever it is.
More persevering.
What is this, you like?
Oh, what the fuck, I saw that.
I'm sorry, I saw that!
I'm sorry, I saw that!
Breathe!
Breathe!
Freak
Freak, Freak, Freak
This is a little freaky
Little freak
Alright
YAAAAYY
What's up, Loryl?
Oh, I'm sorry
Yeah, I do it because I have to
Not because I want to
Good thing you're going to bed soon
Right, right, right
I'm gonna fucking kill myself
Alright
No, please
No, it's just golf
You can't
I'm going to do it
I'm going to do it
I'm going to do it
It's just golf, guys
It's mostly about the drinking anyway, nobody even cares about the store.
Nobody cares, who cares guys, who cares?
Surely.
I was bullied but I have the best.
You are the most violent, yeah.
I need to be on a diet.
It's not my idea.
I'm so broke.
The money's by the guy.
I don't know if I made money and didn't take.
You'll get my idea.
You played the game.
I have $455.
Oh my god.
You can buy something.
Buy a dance.
You want to buy a dance?
I'm broke.
Guys, why do people drink sparkling water?
I love it!
What do you mean?
Sparkling water is like regular water, that's spicy.
Yeah, sparkling water is kinda nasty.
What?!
I gotta keep burping like crazy.
Sparkling water is good, guys. It's a good drink.
I love my Topo Chico.
I love sparkling water.
Because I know what Chico is actually really good.
Water.
I have a whole bunch of it.
I love my Topo Chico, bro.
Oh, I'm sorry. I can use my galley, girl.
Wait, hold up.
I love water.
It's my favorite.
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
I love my dude!
Who are you?
My dude!
This is how I have to order food at restaurants in America to be understood.
What the fuck?
I'm really gay right now.
I'm so gay.
Wait, you can get the pool away.
Hold on.
That's how you, Boon, you can like throw it in front of anyone trying to strip it at somebody and it's like up field.
That's hot!
How do you suck the time in it blows you up so it's pretty fucked up.
That's fucking cool as fuck!
Oh!
It's like my drag accent, like drag queen accent.
I love it.
How do you throw your mind?
Go on.
The Dalifant gun, you can do this.
Oh, kooky!
Whoa, wait, whoa!
I popped it by accident!
I've never gotten this Dalifant gun.
I hate those guys.
Why did I buy a little bit after this?
Wow, he's crazy.
fuck
it's so long boy
i'm jumping off a bridge
oh this is the elephant gun
i need a little bit of your red
i get that
i get that
ohhh
get a little cap
aaaand moving up
oh it's a view
this is not about your boob
i know i'm sorry
what if you like a spring boob into elephant
i know it's okay
that might work
that might work really fucking well
it's okay it's fine
where the fuck is this
i'm gonna get it
i'm gonna get it
i'm gonna get it
what the fuck is happening
i don't know
Oh, it's just like a lake
Like this one
I'm sorry, I'm just labbing, you know just practicing me to
Don't even do anything when he's pissing me off
Hey Devs can we have 5 thousand dollars?
Hey Devs you can sell what you wanted to say to the devs
You can sell what you wanted to say to the devs
You can sell what you wanted to the devs
A lot of stars
Devs
Devs
Get it together man
Devs
Get it together
Devs can we have my hair in the game?
No you can't eat
Make sure I'm your mouse
Can you make me iron mouse?
I don't know what I'm talking about
Hey Devs can we add my hair to the game?
He has no hair, he's a bald ass babe!
Wait!
Can we add an item that I can handcuff people?
Whoa!
Wait!
No no no, don't listen to her, she's crazy with it!
I handcuffed!
Alright, come on, I've got the items.
Okay, I think I need to go to bed.
I'm gonna give you a sleep.
Night, alright.
Night, alright.
Night, alright.
Night, alright.
Good night.
Good night, alright.
I love you!
He watches one furry documentary and now he's pouncing and glomping.
What's that Joe to come for you watch this?
It's on the test attack
Yeah, I thought it was it was slow because I thought I could scroll but you can't scroll you have to use the numbers
check this out okay oh okay this one doesn't have blowback my coffee dance
yeah yeah yeah dance where you got the coffee they still hold the coffee but
Oh, look at that! Look at me wiggle my...
Oh!
Juma, you're like a good fuckin' glorp.
Yeah.
You do look like glorp.
Yeah.
Dude, what happened to Candy?
Yeah, where did Candy go?
Candy.
Yeah, what happened to him?
Candy?
Candy is... is here.
They can't be died.
Candy?
They're still in the lobby.
Maybe you just need something to lock in.
Candy might still be sad that they lost the last game, you know?
They're just like, locking in, locking in for the next round.
Candy's right here.
Oh, come here, Candy.
Yeah, there you go.
Surely it's not because they have like 700 pinks over here.
Oh, oh!
Dude, stop getting the rest of you!
I'm not even tired again guys. Look Candy we're matching Candy.
You're putting the fucking grains dog.
I'm about to smite you.
You want to play smite?
I don't want to play smite actually.
I mean smite.
You're in smite. Yeah I'm in smite.
Yeah smite. Yeah I'm in smite guys.
Are you in your new smite?
I'm not in the new smite but I'm in smite.
Ow!
I'm gonna spend money on this hot skin. Hey, I'm doing
login
Oh my god
It's me your Uber driver get in
I'm here. Get in ladies. Yeah, get in get in
I
Stop seats guys. We lost we lost
Oh my god
last hit the bottom of it so there we go I got it
ladies we're taking your present as a lady
we start the match yeah you want to start one yeah okay let's start one
Yeah
This is it! It's the one you can get a haul in one on!
You can?!
Showdown!
Yeah cause it's right there in the middle of like all the other...
I'm gonna try it.
What is the angle you're being at?
Son of a bitch!
Motherfucker dude!
Dude there's ain't no way. I feel like I gotta right on it.
Fucking!
Why are you talking?
I'm so far!
Oh shit, I got a nice shot, I didn't know I didn't try to.
I'm gonna end it all.
That must be nice bro.
Help, I'm stuck inside the hole!
Yeah.
Ah, I'm such a dog!
Shit, bro!
Dude, I fucking rimmed it!
I overshot your wall.
That's what I'm saying.
I was like 50 meters.
I'm so dog shit, what is this?
I'll shot your cookie.
What?
These two are cheating.
That's right.
You should be cut off there you should finish the things
It's saying doing wonders for your game is good, but that looks like...
I'm going to drove it to the next galaxy! Where are you shooting that bro?
No, it's not backsy-golping me!
I'm not. I'm backsy-golping you.
I could stay hot.
Up and out.
Good work, Boons.
Patronize me, please. Great job.
Great job!
You what? You held the claw!
Oh
I can't wait the place I hit it at it's out of bounds how much was it get it? Oh
I see it's in bounds if you cross the desert
Oh, man.
Son of a bitch.
Wait, you can't cross that area?
You can't even run through it.
Thank you.
And I pray that you will make it.
Come on, I hope I make it.
Oh, I made it.
Made it, I made it.
Oh, I did not make it.
Help, I'll push out!
Alright!
Can I fucking watch the very beginning of the map?
Why, too?
Oh, thank God, this is huge.
Oh, this is out of bounds, too!
Yeah, you just feel like...
What the fuck, okay?
Candy!
Oh!
No way.
This sucks.
Candy, you're not supposed to do that.
It's like, trying to respawn on the surface, but it can't.
I just hit myself with my own car.
I just ran myself away with my own car.
I just...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey, I hate this course.
No...
Hey, I hate this course.
Hey, I don't like this course.
You shouldn't hate this course.
She might have forgot other players existed and just run for first.
Yeah, I just kinda ran.
I ran far.
I can't do anything, so I'm just...
Are you able to like change your like fall location?
That's you
Sorry
Me how dare
This is a democracy manifest
One day blinding
My limp penis
What is the charge to enjoy a meal
Should he do my hand
Fuck candy don't hit me
I didn't hit you though. I didn't hit you.
Oh, but you hit me.
What? I didn't do shit. I didn't do shit.
No, no, no, no, you, no, you.
Other person.
Oh my god.
I hit somebody with that. Yeah, me, me.
I wasn't even hitting me.
Not you other person.
He's mine.
He's mine. I'm not fine.
Yo, what do you mind doing here?
I
Know right here was your ball gonna jump and then a double gun
Can I make this jump? Oh
I
Was so close to making that jump
I'm gonna catch you.
No, Shire!
Man, this almost up.
Oh, boss had a car.
Holy cow!
Who was that?
Y'all see, you did it.
I don't know.
This pump is dominating Iron Mouth.
That is...
It's like a fan-bomb one-stop.
You're hunting.
Exactly how I like it.
How do we all have cars guys? It's like GTA 6.
Ha ha ha, everyone meeting up.
Guys move your cars and kick it to the ball.
Hey, you move your cars!
Why can't I fucking putt save my life? How do you guys putt this?
Just change your angle of view over there.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh boy! Oh boy!
Oh my god, mouse it in eagle, that's crazy.
I did it! I did it!
Oh nice! Wow, that was so many points.
Finally I made fun of you.
Oh no, what is this?
What is this?
This is a nightmare.
I was first placed first.
Well, cool.
Hey man, you walk in there.
Oh my god.
Why would you go back to me and be behind you?
Everyone, please, everyone, please.
I got smited like a fucking villager, bro.
Stop him!
Saw you, you, you.
Where am I going?
Did I even not work?
Yeah.
Oh!
Sorry, I was talking to you.
Yeah.
Stop!
Saw you.
That's okay, I'm Saw you.
Fuck you.
Oh my god!
I even like...
Stop!
We can do it.
Hop in.
We can do it.
We can do it.
Wanna hop in?
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
You know what I'm gonna do
No you're not, you don't have to
How are you supposed to know
Okay you do, I'm sorry
Oh ouch
Shoo that's fine
How's that?
That literally is not fine
Dude where's GMart, and how is he so far up here?
GMart is like
I'll take him if he needs to
Ohhhh
Thanks babe
Kill that man
Oh
Okay, surely that's in right guys
I'm dammit bro, god dammit, god dammit, god dammit
You couldn't hit yours in!
But it turned you into a tyrant!
I wanted to feel good
Oh man, that whole stuff bro
I'm not gonna win, but I can't hurt people
Oh my god. I'm sorry, Shia. It's okay. Every man for themselves at this point.
How did you climb up this distancing peak?
Ow!
Every man for themselves. Look out my mind!
Oh my god!
You're so... Oh my god!
What the fuck? Who did I marry?
Oh my god, you dead blasted my ball that blasted my ball to the other dimension
I'm scared of doing it. I kind of like when you see me blast my balls.
You're a blast in your mind.
That's true. I do do it Chinese style, man. I pack it in for five dollars.
What?
What are you doing?
You never, you never, you never been to a Chinese restaurant. They like overfilled the box, bro.
They stuffed the box crazy.
and for cheap to listen your bio I mean I can that's what we do it keeps the
whole neighborhood fed oh please I'm the worst putter of all time
I couldn't do it, I couldn't do it, I couldn't do it, I couldn't do it.
I was in a different postcode bro, I was in the last postcode.
That's good dude, I've not moved my rank the past two years.
I need to kill BOOM, I need to kill POKEMON.
Bro, the captain's running out too many times.
I knew someone was going to bring it up.
I know you man.
Oh my god, I haven't heard Boon in a while, I'm not dead.
Boon talk now.
I'm on cooldown, I do know my abilities, I'm on cooldown.
Shut up, shut up.
Give me a shot for all my time on it.
Oh, candy.
That wasn't me, I didn't do it.
Can we just do this to me candy?
I can't touch myself with a hole though.
That was almost brilliant.
Because I'm a criminal by your what the fuck what are you doing the criminals?
Oh
You're not a criminal. How do we get to the edge of guys?
I remember that I still need that and it was like I feel so I feel so I feel so morally for conflict and playing schedule one
I'm like what please don't chip it in child
Please don't chip it in there. Please don't chip it in.
I do feel bad.
I feel bad when I have to return to the clients.
There's an update to the tech club?
Yeah, clicker! I wanna play!
Dude, clicker is so crazy!
1.0 update!
That game is actually demonic.
The game is so demonic.
I wanna play!
Okay.
I wanna play.
Hey, clicker!
the way I did charity by the way I
wouldn't do that well okay well this is
Fuck off, man.
Sorry.
Okay.
Sorry for being wise.
I know, fucks the incomplets.
Sorry, I did it.
I did it, I did it.
But it's like, I can't play football.
Oh, yeah, I bet, I bet.
I'm never gonna make it.
Never gonna make it, bro.
Can't I make it?
If you run, if you can run to your ball and put it in one go.
Woo!
Nope.
Ain't no way.
You got this, you got this.
Get the plumber out and you're ready.
Boom!
three two three three three oh
i feel bad i feel bad yeah you feel bad oh you feel bad you feel bad you feel bad
that's a little bit that's all that mouse that's all i'm getting one bro what's up
i feel good uh yeah
I
Be true
We're being single to the permit having a permit
I haven't heard you talking a while I feel like you're really talking to me
Dad, do you wanna look up on me?
Dad, do you wanna look up on me?
No, I'm just doing what I do man
Okay, I'm gonna jump
BAAAAAAAGH!
Okay, attack
I deserve that
No!
Dude, that's my keyhole
Wait guys, I'm gonna jump
I don't know what to do with you
Like you've been jumping and like you can go, I won't let you go.
Okay, I'm going to jump and you have to believe it!
This is so hard!
What the shit is this?
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Nice, nice.
I'm fighting for my life on that hole.
Yeah!
Oh my mom.
It's been there.
Yeah, I bet you fought for that hole.
This is a possible win.
Your alpha DOM energy.
No.
No.
Alright, hey, get ready.
I'm about to drag these balls into the hole.
It's run Sunday and I get a bold.
You got it.
Oh my god, this game is kind of throwing me off.
You got Pop and Shove.
I don't know how to explain what is going to me.
well uh
oh, don't trust the
nothing needle
oh my god
why are you able to like aim that thing at me
oookay
there's a knife guys, don't worry I got you
there was a
there was a knife
there was a knife
there was a knife
ahhh
I
the two gays people that love me are protecting each other
we need to take them down
yeah
what are you doing
what are you doing
I'm a
I'm by I can switch sides true day walker
Oh fuck the margin is so thin you up. Yeah, yeah
Lift you up
What the fuck are we doing just because of you?
What the fuck are we doing just because of you?
You're so...
You pissed me off.
You pooped in my pee.
You pooped in my pee.
You pooped in my pee.
Can I do it?
Will they land?
To the margin is so thin though.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck me, dude.
I want to say lag, but there is a bit of lag, so I'm going to be honest.
Oh no! What is this?! What is this?! Oh shit!
Oh! Oh fuck!
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, I just put a bunch of lags on you by the way.
Fuck!
Thank you. Thank you both.
Eat the Mia service.
Eat the Mia great service.
You can't even get it up.
Oh my god.
Oh my be- I might be coats.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Abbie Candy's is always so toxic.
What's happening Candy, its so toxic.
She's so toxic.
What?
A porno.
This game has changed Candy.
You changed Candy.
can is changing into something something we don't know something unrecognizable
someone i've never met before somebody that i used to know oh my god somebody
help
I'm sorry the bloodlust roll. I'm damn it he had a shield on.
Dude it's just, it's your penalty from hitting to on.
If you hit the top it's bad. Yeah. It is?
Yeah, and you hit the top it kills you instantly and then hits you in the face.
Shia, that was my car Shia.
What the fuck, handy?
What?
That was my car Shia. I owe you my car.
Holy shit!
I deserve that. I deserve it. I get it. I get it.
I regret my bang now.
Oh my god!
Yeah, I did put it out a little bit but she led by again.
That is my best.
Alright, let's go.
Oh, you got this all right, let's go
Thanks my balls right here
That's funny. I don't know what the skull looks like. I've never seen it
Oh my
They're watching me
They're watching me
They're watching you
Oh
Goddamn
Crap in the bucket yeah
PISSING ME OFF!
I know this guy he's in my life.
I would never!
PISSING ME OFF BRO!
Let's go.
PISSING ME OFF!
PISSING ME OFF!
PISSING ME OFF!
PISSING ME OFF!
PISSING ME OFF!
PISSING ME OFF BRO!
Oi mate, you pissing me off!
You take me for a piss.
Oh boy.
Oh you pissed it all over me.
Why mate, you're gonna piss on me.
I'm pulling off that wank of yours and just peeing all over me.
I'm gonna pee on you.
Get that urine all down, can you call it?
I'm fucking thirsty. I want some fucking Wendy's lemonade.
Ha ha ha!
Look at that.
Swendies lemonade.
I love fucking Wendy's lemonade.
Wendy's in the UK.
I reckon.
Yeah I think so.
Do they have Wendy's in the UK?
Oh, yeah, I imagine so you think so
Let's go to fucking Maccas and get a sister fucking Wendy Maccas wait knock out five opponents of the bar
Then line I think I start in it. I'm too broke. I can't afford anything in it
I'm such an angel you should be blessed to be in my brother
get out of my way!
ah G-Mart what the fuck dude?
what?
I don't know
I'm gonna finish my cool!
I'm gonna finish my cool!
I'm killing you dog where you at dude?
I'm a male ally
you're a male ally
I'm a male ally
where are you ally?
he gets it
yeah are you out with males or are you an ally that is male
we gotta watch out for each other
we all have to watch out for each other
and this cutthroat woman ran in this dream
between you guys because in 8 days I'm dead so
yeah there's king as one by one it's like the fucking
fucking fucking king dog
do you laser yourself
yeah
I don't know what I was supposed to laser, other than by selling it.
The laser is, uh, it's like the blue shell.
It hits only first place.
Oh, I missed you.
Oh, I was first place.
Yeah.
So maybe laser yourself in your first place.
Wow.
I was first place for the first time in my life.
For the first time.
Like getting money for this.
No, I don't think so.
No.
I don't do get anything.
This is the practice hole, yeah.
you want buddy we got to get a start
get him off the hole!
go on I'll get him off the hole
oh yeah you can get him off the hole
surprisingly the cart didn't move
that's so fucked up
I'm gonna pee over your back
okay
what about your mall
and you're not moving
ow, what are you doing?
what's with the car?
I'm gonna go all in one
I love it.
Uh, it was alright.
Okay.
Put him out.
He actually knocked it.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah, that's a piss that you'd never forget.
Chewbacca.
Get a leg.
There was one time where I was like, frostbite.
It had like both my legs.
It's like, I didn't know it.
I was hearing only like half of what Buffa's saying.
Yeah, Buffa's cutting out.
Oh, sorry.
So you were crossfaded and you were peeing?
Yeah.
Yeah, you were crossfading and peeing.
Alright, my life...
Life's broken, why are you here?
That's awesome!
That's awesome!
What's that you fucking...
What's that little...
Okay, it doesn't block the shield doesn't block
Why are you like prancing around so like lacking daisily nice i'm like be hopping
Yeah, like frolicking through the fields, bro. What is this?
G mark. Yeah, I'm frolicking. What do you want?
Oh, I must hit that it was a skeet shooting
He's a little fast he's a little okay. Oh my god
I don't know what I did
Didn't you invite this guy?
I just assumed you guys came as like a package to you
That's cute
Oh
Yeah, I did ask him to come play
Oh, okay
Oh yeah, you're cutting out
Yeah, I was never getting invited
You can leave and come back in
Okay
What the fuck?
Well, no, cause you're wrong
Oh, is that it?
Yeah!
Why are these two fucking...
Oh, what?
here there's no way
no good
oh yeah could you take some like a little romantic
stop there like you're not getting
fuck
i'm back
hey how would you guys feel about going to England
i would say
okay
six months see you guys in England
dude it's like jen tony hoppy
you can do some tricks
And then go back to driving
Get this guy don't get me please. I'm such a nice guy. I'm such a nice
I'm such a nice guy
I feel like if you gotta justify it, maybe it's not true.
I don't want any-
No! I'm a- I'm a soft boy!
When I see you, I'll be like in a robber though.
Uh... yeah.
I don't know.
I will make the shop.
Yeah, achievement?
I heard Mr. Hound.
Blah blah blah.
Did you guys know that there's an achievement for getting to the top of the shop?
The raid?
Oh, okay. Really?
Yeah, I knew that.
Yeah, you gotta start on top of it.
I want to get that!
Okay.
Here, I got boots. You can have these boots, Steve.
Use the boots.
And then come to the top of the stairs and then you can jump to it from over here.
Use the boots, they go from here and then boots.
Oh I had the boot for today.
Uh, that's...
Oh nice.
What the fuck guys?
What the fuck man? I almost had it!
I'm gonna stop!
You need to fall in the discord.
I don't think I can pull off soft boy, I'll be real with you, I hate myself.
I need help, I need to pull some huzz, can you give me like an outfit?
oh
okay mouse run
oh
it's like dress wise
I don't think it can help me personality wise
I'm pretty fucked in that category
I don't know man, I pulled the hood
I'm gonna boost you out man
I'm gonna be like safe
you're like built different dog
I don't got the idea
I didn't help with like fashion
I wear like print t-shirts
I don't maybe
Yeah, I wear print T-shirts.
Yeah, I know, but I don't know.
It's called confidence. Where is it?
I have a jet-clad concert and shaved my entire body just in case.
Hell yeah.
Look, these guys boots, surely that's enough.
Surely two pairs of boots is enough.
Surely it will be.
Little button-up shirt with a little white tank top on underneath.
Oh, G-Mart!
I was asking for advice, Gimar, I'm not trying to sneak up on this shit.
He said we're pretty good at this.
I'll be over here, guys.
Get away from over there.
Go to the table and get to the table.
I got it!
Nice!
I did it!
Let's go.
I'll fucking kill you.
I'm gonna get away from the Dalmatian.
I know, I know.
I read the papers, you guys are in the mail.
Say what you want to say.
I'll be I'll be able to wait. There's a whole area
She hates the head
She hates the hats
No seriously do you want to get an England?
Sure.
I SAID IT!
What the fuck?
I gotta get these other achievements.
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Dude, these shades are sick.
Yeah it's crazy actually how fucking insane the Fragmentary it gets.
Oh maybe it's been for like photos as well.
Oh
Okay, oh yeah grande. Yeah
Yeah, maybe
You want to do like a
No, you want belly
Yeah, it's like together and we draft our mods
Yeah, it's like a draft. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I want to keep all my mods
But I just want your mom. I'll give you like $5 or something. You just want though
Yeah
He does
Shia
Shana I developed 10
Can you afford my mouse?
Try is this it?
No!
You can afford your fucking mouse!
I thought you could get to the point where I could pay mine!
You can use the elephant gun to do jumps!
Yeah, you can like jump and then come backwards.
Oh god!
You couldn't see that didn't you, man?
It's like you bullet dive.
Yes, because of those kills it's hard to get out of there.
Roxy would kill him.
I love Roxy.
I think Roxy would kill you.
For what?
Roxy would kill you.
I think you can't handle Roxy.
I can't handle anybody apparently.
No!
You can't handle my strong and broken-
I think the injured body is a...
...is a blocker.
I think Roxy would like eat food.
Roxy would eat food.
I found the strats!
It only auto targets, what is this?
I gotta get to the
How do I don't touch up I don't get to the hole don't go over a hundred
It's so easy to go over a hundred
Just 200 200, okay
I got a right click to aim oh
Ooooooohhhh
This is crazy to play on
You go in a mouse and get so many different
sizes
You have four on it
You have four sizes?
Come on
Oh, you got a...
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You can make scrolls with your four size, okay
You know what?
I don't even know what to do
You're off again
No, I don't even...
No, forget it
I don't even want to like...
Yeah, forget it
Forget about it
No, forget
Oh, I'm fucking crazy.
What?
You could actually rock the natural science.
Are you getting at the outfit choices that are being offered to you?
Yeah, they're really good.
I'm not a soft boy, though.
You look like you should be.
Bro, I was the pin that candy posted.
I look like Antifantano.
and he's...
AHHHHH!
HA HA HA!
Oh my God!
I'm gonna look like you baking sourdough bread.
HA HA HA!
Nice shot.
This is my sourdough bread!
This is my cake in your heart.
This is my own cake.
Shia!
No refrigerators, no cheesecakes.
We're doing a collab soon, dog.
I'm kidding after you dog.
I love you!
You're saying I love you?
I love him more!
I love him more!
I love him more!
G mark what the fuck yeah my way man yeah my way man yeah my way man
guys guys just running it down why I hate me so much
I hear me fill my bowl with the-
Awww, my bowl's inside the mouth.
Are we- are we-
Are we pinned the message where I said
I hate me fill my bowl with white bowled mail?
No, but no!
He's a bad male.
I put like, not a negative way, I just want my bowl
to fill my bowl first.
Here you are!
Smouse?
That was crazy.
Snuck it in. I'm not done yet, now!
I'm looking.
Thanks for hitting me close to my ball, asshole.
Goodbye.
Fuck.
Hey, boy, stop helping me out!
Hold on, man.
I'm, like, picking up on my shims is so rough.
Yes!
I'm gonna graduate with you, dude.
I was gonna say maybe now you'll understand why.
How's it going with your ball?
I'm out.
You're on the floor.
50 meter away.
I lost the rocketry.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
You're never gonna make it through that hole.
You popped car with five seconds left?
He's got this.
I'll do anything!
I-
I hate you!
I want you to remote me close.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Man!
Guys!
You got to rethink your strategy, bro.
I told...
Yes?
My ball keeps getting stuck in the terrain and then- and then falling infinitely.
I'm just putting it out of there.
Is that good?
That's good!
That's good!
This is gone telling me to stop being such a cunt
Hunting is good guys, okay
People can't ask me if it's a guy. It's real guys. I am graduating. It's nothing
Oh, I'm fucking in a fit of loop where my bullshit sucks can be out in the water!
Hi!
What?
Sweetie!
I'm actually gonna take those stream tears.
I'm gonna stay one those two shots.
You should, you should.
Can I do that?
I'll give it to you, yeah?
Can I shoot one Candy channel?
Can I shoot one of you Candy?
Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad, I didn't see you there.
I didn't see you, I winded up.
Ow!
I'm sorry, I need to speed.
I need the speed bro, I'm sorry.
What the fuck bro, what the fuck bro?
I might be evil.
What the fuck bro?
I might be evil.
What the fuck bro?
I'm sorry, lag.
You knew that I was evil though, like.
If you weren't playing for Puerto Rico, I wouldn't hit you.
The smoke?
I swear to God.
You know what, I'm just gonna let you win on a little secret.
Oh, okay, oh my god, the little hairs you have left
Thanks, I'm so no hair you got left
How'd you know?
I don't know about this dude guy.
Like, it's like it's like a speed game.
It's like it's like a speed game.
Like, it's like it's like a speed game.
Like, it's like a speed game.
guys I don't know about this dude.
Like it's like it's funny now I'm just
going to twist this ball off.
Please okay, stop doing sex, I'm not going to be the first time.
I'll graduate.
We're going to twist off these balls.
Is this not like a newer version?
Is it a newer version?
You can always get new balls guys.
Balls go back.
No, Katie, you're paying me.
I couldn't react because you did it in the past.
Thank you.
Aww.
You dove in the past so I couldn't react.
Oh, that's my head, bro.
I got pain.
You got pain, bro.
Got pain.
Nice.
How can I react to somebody who is...
Yeah?
I got all these mines doing here.
You put them there, I bet.
How about you put them there?
I didn't put them there.
I didn't bring shit.
He put them back all the time.
I'm saying you said you said I am
Stop fucking aiming for me, dog, you're eating
What do you mean?
Look at the fucking kill feed, it wasn't me
Bro, this ain't tea after all
I'm gonna buff that popcorn chicken to you
Ooh, popcorn chicken
I'm gonna buy tasteful popcorn chicken
I'm gonna buff that shit
Stop!
Oh!
A case of popcorn chicken
got
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
I don't know what is in the video, but...
You don't want to go to the mental health?
I'm out.
I'm out.
From my mental health, then I'm out.
I'm out.
Oh, okay.
Kevin O'Leary?
Heeey!
I'm short!
I'm short!
I'm short!
That's wonderful.
Is that you?
I'm short.
From Marty Supreme?
Oh my God.
Uh-oh.
And, second.
Please.
Okay, I'll go to the mental health.
I'm bored, I'm bored.
This is why they put it in the give up button.
Like this.
Oh!
Damn.
Not quite.
I'm dead.
It's looking dead.
They killed me guys.
Really.
Mouse in one? Yeah, put me in there.
Listen.
Mouse in one.
Help me in the hole.
Sex is good at golf. I can't have bones.
I'm not gonna either
Shia
You in your fucking legs
Jesus! Jesus Christ!
You're horrible, horrible man!
You're horrible man, you know that?
Oh, Katie, stop!
Uh...
No, if I can't win, I'm going to make it miserable.
I was seeing red that I didn't even see my ball, bro.
Where is your ball?
It's right here.
That's the only place I ran away.
so far
she bar no
this is for the galaxy like on oh my god
this is for humanity this is huge this is for humanity this is humanity
this is humanity's part
this is this is a part for humanity
Why are you laughing at me?
Why are you laughing at me?
Stop looking at me!
Stop!
Why are you driving like that?
It's hard to maneuver this car!
Oh my God!
It's hard to maneuver the car, okay?
You got this, Mouse.
I hate everything.
Hey, on the second floor, maybe.
Well, most of all, myself.
No!
I hate everything.
a little bit of self-hate to this healthy guys
at least I'm not last
exactly
I wonder if he's left
dude this map sucks
who is left
the game is changed for me now
potato
through buff
OHHHHH
WAAA
I was aiming Shia
wait where are you guys
where's my ball
where are you golfing
I was golfing, I was going to play the golf part of this game
ah damn it
there's a golf part of this game
ahhhhhhh
oh my god
I felt weakens. I, dude, I'm at the bottom of the board.
I'm sorry. On my behalf, you say we're killing people.
I was just trying to, I was just trying to get me for Shia, but you were beside him.
No, not the mine. I'm going to exert control.
control the new game
okay oh my god good oh that felt so good there's a new control game coming out
oh my god
Jesus
WAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
There was a cheat in there
Why?
Right?
It's not like you're fucking
person- the ballcrusher
The ballcrusher
All right guys
That's- that's the middle price
S.E.P. dude.
She's the ball clutching S.E.P.
She's the ball clutching S.E.P.
Oh, jeez.
S.E.P.
Purchase your balls.
F. F. F.
Find your keyboard.
I haven't even, I haven't even
even hit my first shot yet.
Ain't that some shit?
Did it hit?
Chip it. Let's chip it in.
They call me the chipper.
Oh my god, it hit.
You hit.
That shit.
Oh, I'm so close.
I'm sorry, man.
Oh my God, Mandy.
The only way I get a ball in, baby, is by taking a little shot.
That's crazy.
That's so over, dude.
Mother make it.
I don't know what the technique is.
I'm not gonna make it.
I'm not gonna make it.
I'm not gonna make it.
The hard part is not, the hard part is like reaching the spiral by 20 seconds.
You can reach the spiral from the start.
I made it.
You can just hit it in the red ball.
You know what I mean?
How do I get to the spiral?
Oh yeah, that pops up.
No! I need to get in!
Come on!
Hahaha!
Come on!
I made it.
I got one.
Is that blue?
Where's the blue one?
Oh, there's fucking one.
Dude, you gotta lock in.
Five, four, lock in.
We said male leads to be together, but he's last place.
Wait!
Fuck you
It's just like a real male Vtuber
Oh no
I'm gonna stick it together, Bloombie
You're still far away
Holy shit, Max
Dude, you got me out of the fucking game
That's a nickel bird
AHHHHH
Oh
Alright
Hey, Max, do you just want to fucking hit?
No, no, no
Who's...
Who's...
Who's...
Who's...
Who's...
Who's...
Who's...
Who's...
Who's...
Who's...
Who's...
Who's...
Who's...
Who's...
Who's...
Who's...
Who's...
Who's...
Who's...
Who's...
Who's...
I don't want to live like this. I don't want to live like this anymore. You mind
You piece of
We're shippin it in every single time!
Nice one!
You need to do that, man.
Yeah. That's a good idea.
My hand sanitizer squirted all over me!
Oh my god, it got everywhere.
It's everywhere!
It's quick! Take a picture.
I can't.
Send me a selfie, man.
Don't waste the moment.
waste the moment
I'm the one graduating now
I
Good
But if you go to force me, can't see what they're gonna do
Hey, what's this
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry for his behavior.
Ugh.
I just, I just lost him, I got him from a shelter, it's just like, I don't know.
Good marks!
Yeah.
Good marks.
Oh my gosh, Miles, you're doing it, you're doing it.
The wing.
Oh my god!
I got first place for the first time in my life!
Hell yeah!
Yeah!
Oh yeah!
She is not going to end her life!
I'm not gonna die today!
You are doing it all, guys!
That's so foggy!
So foggy, you're not gonna die?
Okay.
Alright.
Guys, let's go over and run for a quick-
Yeah, we're actually- we're gonna kill myself and then climb up.
Ummm...
I don't know what people have felt with.
I can't take a comment if you like, if you want it to be good.
Wag your finger at you.
My mom is gonna kill me.
I'm not gonna be mad at you dude.
Oh my god, I have more than a dollar in my account.
That's more than one dollar.
I only have 800 dollars. I can't buy anything.
Oh my god, what the heck?
You're rich!
You can buy one shirt.
Okay, that's crazy.
Animal Crossing Villager.
That was pretty good.
i could do a squidbilly from uh... spliton
you know
that's great
a squidbilly from squidbilly
yeah the game squidbilly's maintainers watch
what the fuck
swatch
oh my god
who could my fucking hat
what was that
this giant was so small
That's where they grabbed me from.
Oh wait, they tried to, tried to, like, in.
Whoa, your hat is so high.
Can you even see?
Now you're such a chef, Candy.
No, actually, you know what, no.
He's poking.
I don't think you can see with that hat.
No, no, no.
He's poking, Mo.
She's poking.
I feel like I fucked up.
Yeah?
Yeah, you are right now.
You lost you mean.
Yeah, you're literally lying.
Yeah.
really? Am I? Yeah. Everyone hates me. Sorry. So, I was admiring your your hair is so much
cooler in my hair. You had to give me a pack of that bubble. I thought I had my streamer.
Wait. I'm so out of it today. You've been live this whole time. Don't say that. You've
been live all day. No. I'm supposed to be live too. The whole time. You've been
the whole day. You're at 23 hours. Yeah, you gotta like get hit and then hit the
back. Oh yeah, I kill I hit a lot of people. Yeah. You might watch this. I don't know. I
thought we did that last course like a few times. Is other more than like two or three
courses okay damn that sucks you should have more courses I want to make more
money yeah but don't add it but don't add an ice course though okay like whatever
you do yeah add a normal course yeah yeah yeah I don't get myself that
I don't understand things!
And no fire levels in there, I don't want to burn!
No fire levels, no ice!
No rainbow rolls!
I know every golf game has an ice level, don't add an ice level.
I feel like this is going to be the type of outfit I wear in a restaurant.
Yeah, you work at like Pizza Hut, but like Pizza Chef.
Oh shit, you make the pizzas.
I make the pizza.
I give them the cheese and that's all they got, that's what they want.
So they're going to get a cheese pizza.
She's pizza.
Peppironi?
We got a pepperoni.
Yeah, pepperoni.
What kind of pizza place doesn't have pepperoni?
That's like the topping.
We only make gourmet low-fat and free vegan pizzas.
That was a sentence that you would have said before in your life.
This is my recipe for no bake, no refrigerate.
Yeah, exactly.
No bake, no refrigerate, no GMO.
That's every restaurant in Portland dogs
Make a mug
You only serve Paul you check that though, what if it lying
There's a top rank all the cool of all times called the beachy keel
Vichy. The Vichy Keele.
Yeah, the Vichy Keele.
The Vichy Keele.
Uh huh.
You want that Northside, Northside, gluten-free, vegan pizza?
Bro, I'm like, I'm good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not any good.
I'm not any good.
Raw vegan.
Raw vegan.
You're eating lettuce off the yard?
I'm gonna eat lettuce right off the leaf
How?
Right off the leaf
Right off the leaf
Right off the leaf
As, as was intended
Directly from the ground
Bro, I wanna eat the sandwiches bro
I wanna eat that leaf from the land before time
What's the leaf?
Don't we eat grass like I'm eating ass, dude?
Oh, the fucking big huge leaf
Dude, the star leaves
The star leaves?
I'm gonna google it
That shit look yummy, man
It was just a fucking leaf.
Then before time.
Star leaf.
Oh!
Yeah, that should look good.
That looks pretty tasty.
Yeah.
I've been seeing those videos where the guy eats just vegetables on a cutting board.
And that's like...
Shit!
And it kind of looks good.
It is dip a whole vegetable in ranch and I'm like that's kind of like me.
All those dinosaurs die.
die that's true all those others do die every single one of them all of them
die name a dinosaur you live today done Godzilla that's true actually Godzilla
is Godzilla considered a dinosaur what else would he be I don't know you're
right though like I don't know what he's a radioactive right so
He's a kaiju, but kaiju's like napkins.
What kaiju are?
Lizards?
He's a lizard.
But kaiju's not like a...
That doesn't describe it, because a lot of things are not...
He's a lizard.
He's not a dinosaur.
Would a dinosaur be a lizard or would a dinosaur be a bird?
Because some kaiju are lizards.
You can't just say he's a kaiju. That's not right.
I feel like we got an algae.
Yes, rub my hole.
Rub your hole.
Rub your hole.
No, no.
No.
No, no.
Graduate now.
You're graduating now.
Graduate now.
You're so fast.
I could graduate.
Graduate now.
Graduate now.
Oh, please.
Would you guys just be if I graduated?
Would you guys be sad and cry?
Oh, please.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Would you guys be sad and cry no I graduated last week?
I was surprised you
I thought you did great now I
Do want to use them? I didn't see a new
Model whether old one way never
Yeah, I don't suck what I could suck some fat balls honestly. These are lazy lazy
Motherfucker
You can buy an iphone
But I have android
He needs his iphone shut up
Yep
I guess you can keep your iPhone
Thank you. Thank you. Like all is quiet in the west. It's like that guy who's dying with his boots
But can I have it? Can I have it when you die? That's what's happening with Shin right now. Okay?
I got your stream deck once you're dead though. I could use a third one. That's crazy. Yeah, I need more buttons
You know my switch to you need that one at least
I'm gonna break all your consoles. I'm gonna break your computer. I think you said something completely different
I'm sorry, but
No, I'm a little bit more self-worth. I still need that mouse
I'm gonna break your screen deck
No, not my screen deck
Can I stop looking at me like that?
Stressy, beautiful guy
So why would you do this?
You got this, broon, chip it in
See?
BOORA!
I'm knocking the hole!
I'm knocking the hole!
SHUT UP!
I'm sorry
Finish!
No...
At least I'm not last
At least you're not last
Yeah.
Always first in my boss.
This is the worst map maybe of all time.
I almost just nailed somebody with that by accident.
Oh my god!
What did I fucking say?
How did I die?
But fuck you!
Shut up!
I'm not even talking to you.
Shut up, you freak!
You're just so talking to me!
I'm not even talking to you!
I'm not even talking to you!
You're talking to me!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
You know?
I told you it's not your fetish.
I'm not saying it is!
Damn you!
I don't know why I swing!
Fuck!
That did not go where it said it was gonna go
This is not even ours
This is lying to me
This is lying to me
Fuck my balls over there
I have fucking dry balls
Why is my bra down here?
What if?
Oh, my God!
No, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOO!
You gotta just chip it up!
Chimp it up!
Chimp it!
60 degrees!
90 degrees!
Ooooooooo, let's go this pace
Ooh!
That is going to space
He'll do boots
Oh, I was gonna say
I didn't do anything I'm not my one like a year ago, bro
He's just lashing out.
Hey bro, he's out for blood.
I didn't do anything to you.
I'm sorry for being a log.
Oh, uh, it's the big guilt.
If you get shit in, I walk.
Yeah, I try.
If you get shit in, I walk.
This is the fucking face.
Everyone loves me a lot.
We should go to this hole.
No, we gotta kill Shia.
Okay, listen.
We have to kill Shia.
This guy has like great plays in this game.
You can take really hard.
You're gonna get a game.
Oh, mouth!
What the fuck?
You're still in my fucking game!
No!
Oh, God.
You're pissing me off.
You're kidding me.
He's just not a six- to-seven-
five-
six-
seven-
eight-
You son of a bitch!
Everyone's gonna die.
You're fucking fucking...
How many fucking horns are there?
I'm shooting you.
I'm shooting you.
God.
My fucking ball is...
Oh my god.
I'm so fucking close!
Why can't we...
It was almost my time to chip it in, man!
Why can't we...
It was almost my time.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
Max, watch out! There's a bug in my...
Wait, you're so nice to me.
You've always, you've always been the nicest person to be.
Why, if I had a penis, it would be very happy.
Why?
That is, you're just saying words.
If I had a penis.
Bro, you sound like me just saying shit, dawg.
Joyous.
Boy, no!
Boy, no!
Okay mouse you guys this is time for real
I'll swing it hurry
oh my god we gotta kill we gotta kill this guy
we gotta kill this guy
look i just ran to meet this fucking guy
oh i love this guy
the fucking death sign is killing me
we gotta kill this guy
that was me
it's way to good
Oh my god, I just watched you beam shot her.
Dude, I've been rattled.
She's hard.
I've never seen the crown before.
Yeah, this is her first place.
first place
well
i don't know if i can be possible for a person like me
where is she going
where is she going
oh there's no way to make that jump
are you okay?
no the left side sucks
are you gonna be okay?
yeah it's uh
ahhhhhh
okay
try it
don't stop
don't fuck it up don't fuck it up
Oh my god.
Are you like eating gacha?
I'm like actually trying to play golf the most.
This is instead like it.
Usually I'm trying to kill everyone.
That's true.
This is your first time playing golf.
I'm playing the game now.
Yeah.
This is your first time playing golf.
So cool.
I'm so excited to go to the next game.
I'm always full of energy.
I'm always full of energy.
I'm just excited to try it.
I haven't got one.
Oh
Gotta get out of the car
Okay, well maybe give up a little bit
I get it now I get why people like this kid. Yeah
maybe it snaps it back it's good to be first right it feels good
four yeah three two one
oh my god oh my gosh
oh my gosh jean bar what the fuck
I NEED THAT!
HOLY SHIT!
Can you find those girls on the wall?
Okay.
How would you cycle back?!
What?
Cycle!
Where's my run button, guys?
BOOH!
Okay, Matt.
She's not letting me shoot at her.
Don't throw mine at my fuckin' Lambo!
Bro!
BOOH!
WHY DO WOMEN HATE ME, DOG?!
Fuuuuck!
Okay, I'll watch.
Oh, he's my Chevrolet
Chevrolet
I got two of them
That's not whatever
Can you stop?
Okay, I got a car.
There's hate in my heart.
I feel it.
I hear the Haitian within you.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
I know we've had some disagreements.
I think I can kill Shaya from here.
My bad, the world gave me ten dollars to do it.
I'm sorry.
No, it's okay. Now I just have it. No, I get it.
That was your first place.
Oh my god.
I'm never gonna make it.
The world hates me.
I'm never gonna make it. I'm never gonna make it.
I'm never gonna make it. Never.
Fuck you, G-Mart.
What did I do?
What did I do?
Humor, what the fuck?
Yeah, same.
Shit.
Well played.
I already made it in, boonies.
Piece of kaka.
I used to think that...
Oh my god, I'm so proud.
Get out of the cactus ball.
You can't be inside of it.
I've always put cactuses where they shouldn't be.
Why am I alive?
You got to get it up a little bit, you can't believe it.
I think I should, I could really graduate and become a games journalist after this.
I'd still have a lot of a career strategy.
Oh, you looked like one guy who played with the goggles and he didn't stream the game
itself.
He just commented.
Yeah, okay. No, I don't want to take that one dog
Yeah, he was part of the virtual boy and then he just like videoed himself on the virtual boy
And we didn't show what the game was and no one know what we're talking about
That's a real games are those right there
You're done, my woman.
Then I saw you.
You're done, my woman.
You're fine.
Oh my god, why me though, G-Mart.
Well, I'm sorry. I'm nothing personal.
Oh my god, I'm sorry for my gamer, my gamer.
My gamer aggression.
It's an answer to the patriarchy.
I don't even care. I don't even care.
For the record, I was waiting.
Oh my god, I'm going to make it in!
I'm going to make it in the hole.
It's under the... it's under the terrain!
I don't think that can happen Candy.
Boon actually finished this crazy...
No no no no no no no no no!
Despite my medication I found it all.
Control control!
Control!
It's a fall guy.
It's a stumble girl.
Microphone.
Nice.
Oh it's... no it's cool.
He's on the door!
I can't stop it, I can't stop it.
I know they taste really good, but what would you do if you had a break in Kirby with this?
got a resist
500 cigarettes
and it was around
you had a brick
you had a brick
yeah like a brick
yeah like a brick
in a room there's no cameras
yeah what do you do
no witnesses, no cameras
what are you talking about bro what the fuck
what?
what would you do
buff
why the brick is there yeah answer answer he wants my kid answer my boss stuck
oh no I don't think that happens in this game
no I don't think that happens I don't think that happens don't worry G-Martin
six times I'll free you G-Martin God Shia you little slut I'll fucking poop
Kirby to death with that brush now dude, now that I think about it, I'm loving about it.
I think Kirby would clear you.
Come on, come on, come on, go in.
Bro, I understand.
Suck you up, suck you up.
I'm trying to hell with it back bro.
Kirby would know you if you, I'm so serious.
Kirby can kill God?
Is he that powerful?
He can kill God.
What is your strongest feat, bud?
I can get 30 for 30 at 300 liters of the M4, honestly the automatic drone.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, you're not even like street level, like how can you be, how can you be curvy?
I have like a hundred percent accuracy at all ranges.
The iron sights, I can fuck the fuck up dog.
Take this, take this and shoot.
I could curb the bullet.
Ow.
How did I get my ball out of here?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I know G-Mart did that.
Oh, I wanted to be getting it.
He always does it.
Because you died.
No!
Oh!
Oh, hey man, what's up?
You're gonna regret that.
Shaggy, I do it.
Ahh!
Yeah.
Ahh!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I won't miss you when you're dead.
What are you doing about the start of the course?
Yeah, man.
I know.
Sucked to suck!
You're crazy!
Shit, my entire friends need to also have to be my fucking mods.
Watch your streams over mine when you go live, and they laugh at everything you say.
What?!
They fucked me!
They were fucking shot!
They were losing!
They were losing!
They were fucking shot!
They were fucking shot!
I'm not gonna happen to you boss, I'm really happy to have a fucking good life with you.
Pashless brings us people together, man.
It's not human.
It's the Pashless.
My boss!
I was trying to find you on your own for anything.
I was just like, no I don't.
Oh my god, no I was also passing with a car or something.
Jeez.
I was so passing with a car or something.
It's such a way as I did not.
I'm just kidding.
Okay, my ass beat.
No, it's like cool.
No, it's like cool.
Oh my god.
I'm hundred.
I know I'm a runkey finger.
You understand?
I'm so fucking fucked.
I'm just wanna runkey the whole time.
Bro, I'm like actually.
Oh fuck me.
Oh my god.
I'm just like a fucking dog.
Oh, fuck me.
Oh my god, baby.
Baby!
Oh, that's so bad.
That's bad.
I was there for, like, six days.
What is that?
I don't know what it is.
I don't know how that kind of looks.
Try to get my fucking ball in, dude.
Dude?
Dude?
Dude?
Dude, I was just-
You've been hanging out with G-Mart too much, dog.
It's bleeding into your accent.
You're losing it.
What?
You're becoming Californian.
Dude, I'm not Californian.
You're about done, Yon.
What does that even mean?
California on.
I don't trust you.
Trusty.
If you're a young candy, don't trust me.
I'm going to shoot you, man.
Bro, please don't. Stop doing that to me.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Oh, that's my life.
That's my life.
How did your good country, Candy?
How did your mind hit me when I was in front of you?
What?
Oh
I would do that. Go hit my guts dogs. I don't want this book
I would never run you over buff
Okay, that's all right
Your ball wasn't even here candy you just shot her to the love of the game
Okay, that's fair
Also, somebody air-holed me.
I'm like, I've watched my balls go in the hole and bounce out.
Oh!
It doesn't even matter, you know?
Damn fucking total.
This is a game that fucking babies would smell bad.
It's a baby game you can tell because it's colorful.
Yeah!
It's a baby game.
I'm so surprised.
A game for babies only.
Only babies.
A baby game for babies.
I'll spike that shit into the ocean and then jump in the hole.
Uh-oh.
I cried that three times and never worked.
He's gonna kill him!
Nice!
You're gonna kill him!
Yes!
Let's gooooo!
Yes!
Damn.
Violence, violence.
Violence, violence.
Violence.
Candy?
It may be that's the last transport.
There's a man in the last check in.
What happened?
We're the last transport.
I'm out of 50 away from winning.
close I know and it's whatever you know I'm not nine hundred dollars nine hundred dollars
dollars oh my god I have two thousand dollars what the f**k happened 420 420 blaze it we blaze
it that's the cute outfit I guess close in this game guys only like five outfits
That's not enough.
We got a ball of achievements.
We have this one.
It is a achievement.
I just like my outfit.
But then, even with the achievements, only unlock like three of them.
That's not enough.
Uh, oh, you mean like the full outfits.
Yeah, the full outfits.
Yeah, there are.
The actual clothes.
There's only like two of them.
Right.
That's what the really matters.
I think he better.
He's got glasses on.
No, so how do I get to the top of the ball?
You have to jump with shoes.
Shoes.
Oh, go all the way up to the end.
I'm putting my good out. Yeah. Oh, wait, I should set up like a different preset
Fuck is this I went to a different preset and you know, he's bald
Yeah, boo
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh.
You're fucking on the truck.
It's gonna be me and Shia.
It's candy.
What? I'm not gonna miss any one of them.
I'm gonna be glad. I'm gonna be fucking buried in the cell.
Thank god. I'm here, freeze.
Are you okay? What's going on?
I'm on the laser, bro.
I'm on the laser, bro.
Ah!
If I'm gonna die by organ laser, everyone should die
Who places mine here
I'm gonna miss you
Where is where is buff going where are you going me and try you're gonna miss you when you're gone dog
I know, everybody's gonna graduate and leave you alone.
Damn.
Everyone's reason for graduating because I'm in the space.
They just don't want to collab with you anymore.
They just want to be like yourself.
Yeah, good.
That's really funny and not the truth, man.
Haha.
Okay, can't you fuck back?
Oh my god.
Bro, I was in the car talking so nice about you today.
nice about you today and this is how you treat me dog. I'm cursing you.
When?
Literally today, it's on.
It's the Etsy Witch Curse-y.
I don't believe you.
Yeah, we were talking good about you and G-Martin Chaya.
I don't believe that for a second.
What were you saying?
I don't believe that.
What were you saying?
Some stuff was good.
What were you, what were you, what were you, what were you, what were you,
what repeated the rest of us, you know, like, so we can hear.
I don't, if you didn't say it in secret.
Is that whenever we can call, can talk, so then I can just like listen.
Yeah, we don't have to talk.
And then I said that she marks my favorite white boy
She wants your favorite white boy. He's one of my favorite white boys my midwest way. Oh, and now it's one of it was
Okay, and he made you woke
I'm going to call it Dark Woke. I can't get my cycles this month.
You can't be Dark Woke and the softly E-boy guy.
I'm not going to be a soft E-boy. I can't pull it off. I'm like fat bald and I'm a chud almost.
I'm not chud, but I'm like...
You know what?
What the f-
Wow, we're going to slip there, huh?
We'll slip at the time. The mess looks like time.
Wow, yeah.
We're going to slip at the time.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Maybe we should fully boot into Gran Turin.
You really should, though.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't think we're going to have to bully him.
I think he'll get himself graduated, you know?
That might be true.
Like, God, guys, my God, we're joking.
We're joking.
We're joking.
We're joking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like telling jokes.
I also like telling jokes.
I like telling the truth.
I'm thinking.
Yeah, there's a good landmine, it's a regular mine, it's driving me crazy because it has
the same tone, same tone as my, as my IV machine, and I just hear my IV machine just
beeping and I went to check it like three times, it made me check my machine three
times while we were playing, and I get the right angle, I look over and I'm like
What the fuck? Why is my machine beeping? It's a fucking landmine.
It's a landmine.
It's like we're in a skydiving circle.
Yeah!
Yes, we're practicing.
This is what we're going to have to do with the formation or else we'll die.
BUFF NOOOO!
BUFF NOOOO!
I'd rather take a picture.
Oh, no, buff. You're gonna die if you leave the circle, buff.
Oh, I think this should fix the circle.
No, I'm not.
You can't die first.
I'm getting worried about everyone in here man.
You guys want to talk to me?
I'm a good listener.
What if you're a contrarian, Candy?
She says it because she wants to be a contrarian!
Yeah?
No, I don't. I love being alive. I am so lucky. I have such lovely friends.
And I am so lucky to have all the things that I have and all the people I know.
Candy, you're such a happy person.
Candy, she's a dark wolf.
He's in the loop again. Hold on.
When's the demon gonna be summoned?
I don't know.
I thought we'd make a circle and then we'd do a little change.
It's so hard taking the circles.
Oh, fuck dude.
You didn't dive so far.
Yeah, it's hard to like, predict you.
It feels kind of random on it.
Fuck you, you fucked it up even further.
We'll never be the same again.
Motherfucker.
Now it's like a measure.
Okay, fuck me.
You guys, just measure.
How do I measure with what?
Just with your eyes.
Feel for it.
My eyes are small, man.
Wait, the circle's almost perfect.
We left the space for Ari.
You remember Ari?
Only real ones remember.
I don't think real ones remember this.
I remember.
Well, fuck.
You're a real one.
What?
What?
I said you look like a dog.
A dog?
A dork?
No!
Oh, a dork?
I thought you said dog.
I don't understand Candy's Australian.
Yeah, so...
I don't think I look like a dog.
I don't fucking know how you don't think.
You can get to apologize first before speaking.
Maybe I am a dork.
Oh yeah?
Okay.
You are like a clown.
Oh!
Okay, you are like a clown
You do look like clown actually you might that's true
Like all clowns birthday parties
They got you doing birthday party fucking space bro. They got me doing birthdays
Yeah
something for me. Oh, so he is Wesker. He looks just like him. Yeah, but I'm like the knockoff
like DB Wesker. That doesn't sound like him at all. Seven minutes is all I have to spare
for you. Who needs a sad furry man? Who needs a sad furry man? Oh, I see. I guess. Oh,
You mean my, my, my, you do have your, my, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they've been real life.
I'm like, maybe.
Chai is just a top six playing.
That's just like, okay.
See, what did I tell you before we started playing this game?
I told you this is what candy does.
It's something, it's something about you that just has like menacing bottom energy.
It just like, I don't know.
Menacing bottom.
Your competitive game is made candy kind of evil with it.
Like low key evil.
I like evil candy.
You know I'm more evil candy.
I'm no key evil.
Evil candy adds some spice.
Yeah, don't try to make fetch a thing bro.
Effect will never be a thing.
No key evil.
I feel really cute.
Yeah.
I got a compliment.
Well yeah, they'll pair it anything man.
Yep, it's true.
Don't say that shit man. Don't say that shit. Stop it.
Copy you.
It'll be influenced by you by the influencers.
Alter candy.
Yeah, candy. Evil candy.
Yes, I'm so evil.
I feel it.
We're in S&P, we're sitting in a circle.
Yeah.
Well...
Well, this is like DMV op-ed from GTA.
It's better if you hit me old, dusty trail.
This is where I parked.
Yep.
Oh, you're dusting me, firing?
Are you dusty trailing?
Are you dusty trailing?
Well, I
Heard there's a game that
Oh a game that updated game called clicker. Oh
Yeah, clad car today give me messed up. Actually that game is difficult. I
wanted to try it
play games
play video games
let go
let go
it's time to clet
it's cletting time
it's up to 6 players you know
it's time to clet
ooo
are you decided to clet
can you clet some
i clet some
i have the name
i have the clet installed
Oh, you okay?
Stop being the Clint.
Both do you want to quit?
Yeah, buff.
Are you alive?
I think both died.
What?
If there isn't enough space I can sit out.
No, there's enough space you dumbass.
Yeah.
Oh, what the fuck?
I'm fine.
Wait.
I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna find out.
How many of us?
Oh, there's seven of us.
Oh, up to six players, yeah.
My room is really hot right now.
No, no, that's okay.
I insist.
What?
No, no, no.
Look at these two.
They're gonna fuse together.
Like in the hit movie, together!
I can't believe the lobby doesn't mean you're sitting out of the club.
You're still coming.
Like in the hit film where the guy that girl feels into the water.
I don't know if you're really here to watch.
I can't believe I'm trying to be good at playing the club because I can never find it.
I don't think you can.
What do you mean you can't find the club?
You can't find the club.
Oh well, I mean of course not.
You're never going to be with anybody.
So of course you're not going to find it.
Damn!
I'm out!
I'm out!
I'm out!
It's so hot in my room.
It's so hot candy.
It's so hot candy.
It's so cute.
I mean, I'm not located.
It's a perfect cool down game.
Why don't you let your computer rest a little bit by playing click it?
Yeah, okay.
Who's clicking?
raise your hand raise your donors oh my god donor yeah that's alright I live I
lived 20 years ago sorry grandpa my only reference internet memes from the I
I have cheeseburger
I remember when I had cheeseburger
You guys remember the Shoop the Woop?
Decide remember
You guys remember the Splooging Kneecaps?
Those were the days
You guys remember, what's newer than the Shoop the Woop?
uh
Asdf movie oh god
You know somebody somebody sends that as a video submission all the time. I'm like bro
That's crazy. I don't want to watch this anymore. You can't you can't you can't be this be a rule
Like you can't recommend me shit like from 15 years ago
I want to watch this again
AXD movie was 15 years ago guys, where'd you go?
We need you to watch this, I'm like no, no I don't.
Absolutely, oh!
We need you to watch all episodes of Charlie the Unicorn, back to back.
Oh god.
Oh wow.
Fun fact, the guy who made Charlie the Unicorn became a VTuber for 4 months.
What?
Yeah, he did it for 4 months as a joke and he would read Garfield comics as a vampire and he had it set and it was like space ghost, it was crazy.
What?
It was the coolest thing ever
No
It's actually true someone in chat will know what I'm talking about please someone in chat
Please please please it actually happened to me. I'll be any car and he never told anyone he never told it Jason steel
He followed Vetsinger, Jason Steele, and he did other stuff.
He interviewed, he'd have a special segment where he interviewed men are metal of honor
recipients and they were always war criminals, but then actually, and they were him.
He was voicing the character.
It was crazy.
Oh, what the heck?
He was crazy.
I see him.
I see him.
No, his shoe was so good.
It was so fucking funny.
I want to hear his name.
And I hear the name.
He only did Garfield stuff.
He was...
Allegedly his name was Vulo.
Hello.
Hello.
What is this?
Are you sure this is him?
Yeah.
I'm 100% certain the way he sounds and everything.
It was like a side project he did that no one knew about.
And it was really fucking funny.
It was one of the best rooms I've ever watched.
Ever.
Like all of his streams are just doing the Garfield stuff.
But like before that he was doing the air wave.
What the fuck?
He would have interviews with multiple characters
and all the characters were just him.
So he'd swap around doing voices with himself.
And it was fucking crazy.
It felt real.
It was so crazy!
This is on the film cow channel, that's crazy!
And he also has a lot of fun on it!
He did get the playlist!
This is the craziest shit I've ever found out!
How the fuck did I never know this?
Because he never called anyone!
He was literally streaming in all 2024!
Yeah!
Yeah!
She was good!
It was fucking fire as fuck, dude!
I wish you'd come back!
I wish you'd come back!
He's a murderer!
He's a murderer!
He graduated.
No, what's the regret is bonus telling the truth?
Yeah, the craziest part is that he wasn't lying to me
He still doesn't know he really loves
Nobody loves
This is insane
Low-key literally streamed like 50 people it was the best dreams that ever watch
Hey!
This was before I knew any of y'all.
Damn, that's crazy.
What time we livin'?
We should go back to those times before we knew each other.
He got me in, he got me in the V2, but he's like, maybe I can-
There's no way.
Not on.
Ew.
Yeah, no, he's my-
I'm just saying that-
I'm not saying that we can't be clipped.
This guy is lying now, now he's lying.
What am I-
Now he's fucking lying.
Now you're fucking lying, bro.
I was wondering when the line would start.
You didn't hear what I said, you didn't hear it.
what what what you said I said we should go back those times before we knew
each other are we collecting or what yeah we're collecting I'll go find the
click okay go find it this game is hard guys we actually are you gonna lock in
the lobby me okay who's making the lobby yeah you're making the lobby
because you're gonna die soon.
Oh my god.
Is that what it is? Is it all it takes?
Where's he going?
Did he leave?
He's gone.
I need to update.
You got to pull him back in.
I gotta update this game. This game is two gigabytes, bro.
Are you gonna click on?
I'll click on it.
That's okay.
You're tired. Do you wanna nap?
Are you sure maybe?
Are you, are you gonna click on?
I don't know.
You can't be fired, Shia.
It's only midnight.
Um...
If you play...
It's only midnight, Shia.
This glass of milk.
Is it whole milk?
Yes.
Skim milk.
What about half milk?
Half milk.
Glass milk.
Glass milk!
milk now we're talking
I just saw my balls, oh it's so quiet now fuck.
It's quiet cause nobody's talking, no one's talking to me.
milk.
Italy.
Italy milk.
Full making lobby.
Not me.
Wait, let me start my clicker.
Tantantantantantaraon tantantantantaraon
Tantantantantantaraon tantantaraon
Should I put it on Direct 12 or 11?
Well I'm making a lobby. It has to be me.
I'm the only one who can do it.
As you can see, Kleko is going to run on my computer.
The answer is yes.
What the fuck is all this shit?
I'm gonna use a new 3D model for this.
Profanity filter?!
What the fuck? What do you mean?
What?
Alright, fixing everything up.
Part of Gigastructure TurboStruck Endless Mode.
Password.
I'm reading points.
I
Look for it maybe I won't put a password
I was at pay attention
I'm gonna get my friends.
Light.
Light.
Attention freaks! It's me!
Light.
Light.
Light.
Light.
Light.
Light.
Light.
Light.
Light.
Light.
Yeah, yeah, I heard you let it be the microphone working.
Yeah, it's working.
Can you hear me?
Oh yeah, that's right, it's loud!
Aw, dude, my stats are so good, fire resistance, legs won't break, fucking weird.
Can you guys talk?
Oh, okay, I turned on the constant voice chat, so now I don't have to press push and talk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry.
I'm just gonna preemptively turn Boone way down.
I'm just gonna crank that to like the bottom.
Who is-
Boad, why do you look like that?
Yeah, Boon.
Why do you yell at me?
Boad, really, what do I look like?
Am I like-
You guys just-
You guys are like-
Each other, and we're like-
Oh.
Yeah, why do you look at random, like,
pizzeria-working, what's happening?
Yeah, like the-
Uh, do we own the game Misery?
Oh, you have a Misery skin.
Wait, I own Misery too!
What the fuck?
then you might have a misery skin oh no there was a misery skin wait you play
misery yeah I tried playing it was so hard I would love to play is hella
crusty was so hard bro you play this game before are you good misery yeah it's
it's it's rough bro it's rough oh wait i have the skins wait i have the
look at this did uh did everybody get invitations
apple farted who just who just farted i don't know
What the fuck was that?
Okay, I got some fuel.
Very good.
Don't forget to turn on your voice that way.
Oh, I gotta turn this up for you guys.
It's so dark.
There you go.
Brows.
All blood.
Brows.
I'm gonna get grass in here and we gotta eat.
Oh, you wanna eat a rat?
I'd love to eat a rat.
And here, you gotta turn on the thing.
Yeah.
It's a prox chat, so...
Guys, we might all be dead. This game is so hard.
It is very hard.
I don't remember saying that.
Okay, listen, gee, I guess, Mark.
I'm just letting you know, did you see all the shit that they added to it?
I saw it like a totally new game.
Oh, yeah, they like added cars and shit.
Yeah, there's like guns and guns.
What?
Yeah.
Into this game?
Wait.
Yeah, it's this game.
Where did they put the guns?
What are the cars in this game?
Hey.
Hey.
There are no maps that are big enough for guns.
I can hear you.
So far.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I have a tape.
That's his food, which is concerned.
Oh, yeah.
Wait.
Yeah, I...
You can't kill you bro.
You can't kill heroes.
You don't know.
You can't know.
I'll just beat the shit out of him until he realizes.
That does kill him.
That does kill him.
Just kill this man.
Turn on your...
Don't move me.
Don't figure it out.
You're killing him.
You're killing him.
He's dying.
This will kill him.
Really slow.
You're killing him.
You're killing him.
You're killing him.
He's dying.
This will kill him.
You're killing him.
No, stop!
Stop!
He deserved that.
He died.
What?
He like, he vaporized it, but the fuck?
Dude, where is he?
Is he here?
He's in the ghost shop.
I think he's in here.
I think he's turned him into a ghost.
I got his meat.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, let's eat him. Let's eat him. You should like totally eat him. Yeah
Here you should try it. I would love to try. Wait! He is me.
My turn. I can't eat it. Someone tell this man to come back. Where the fuck is he?
Boons!
You have to revive Boon.
Is he AFK?
I don't know.
Uh, I don't know.
Don't kill yourself. Never. Never kill yourself.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
We can store it inside of the mouth, we can open the stomach, you can also combine
Nine irons in the stomach.
Oh!
A coffee?
Want some coffee, boy?
Did you like that?
I think he liked it.
I think he liked that.
I...
I have monster meat to, uh...
to feed to the...
Okay, where's where's the gas can thing that's right here?
Russian full on gas it's actually amazing
Hey, oh we
Yeah, we can we can start heading down this I mean early floors don't have too much to do the new way
We gotta wait. We got people waiting.
Yeah, I don't know. What about, uh...
We got waiters, buddy.
Yeah, I think Candy ran out.
Yeah.
We need to survive.
Ooh!
There's something. Wait.
You scared.
What was that?
Something.
What?!
Get back here.
mouse come here
he wants the hank of latinos
he wants the hank of latinos help
wait i don't think we can get you out of the hank
How do we get you on?
Oh no.
I'll be free soon enough.
When I'm free, you'll see.
Yeah.
I put the cog in his- I don't want to put items.
What?
What did you just say to me?
What did you just say to me?
I thought-
He put on his mic saying something.
You put the cog in the mouth?
I put the- no, I put the- I see the cog and it broke.
What the fuck happened there?
How did you do that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, I gotta go.
I think we're about done on this floor.
Yeah.
Oh my god, I'm freeing him.
Ha ha ha.
Stop farting!
Sorry, I'm kind of excited.
Guys?
Guys?
Guys?
Hey, what's up?
What's happening?
It's so dark in here.
Oh, there's a trap there.
What are you thinking about, man?
Thinking about dying.
Samus Boar.
Samus Boar.
Samus Boar.
Scramble Mamble.
Try your luck.
Oh, but I don't-
Gamble, gamble.
I- I can gamble.
Whoa, you got me!
Nice, gamble game.
I have bottles like I gamble.
I don't have any-
I almost fell.
Is this way?
oh you need that hello I was all I killed it here
I think we can move on now okay yeah where do we want to stop next stop next
all right wherever you are yeah we go a little bit further with what i feel too
oh not this level
check yourself oh no new music just dropped
oh no
ahhh
bam
is the moon also dead?
no, boon just died
yeah, he's dead
you're right over there
he's gonna cost $20 to revive
we have to revive boon
you're so expensive boon
it's a beer trap
no, oh i see boon's ghost
ooh
basketball?
8 damage weapon
basketballs 8 damage?
yeah
if you press tab you can inspect
you can see how much damage it has
you can kill people with this
basketball
Oh, are you all right?
Yeah, I just lost a little bit of blood.
Oh, well you need a bread.
You want this bread, Mouse?
Should I buy it?
Oh, you're not.
Nice, you're not.
I needed it, bro.
An eight-year-old bread.
I needed that bread.
Wow, that went so much faster.
Yeah, with two people, with more people, it's faster.
Wow.
Is there anything else in here?
I think there's nothing yet.
That's it.
Two people gambling.
Two people.
Two people.
Two people.
No people.
Foo! Foo! Foo!
Ha ha.
Careful and catch that.
Hey, Candy.
Candy?
Are you okay?
Uh...
What's making you sick?
Oh, just the game.
Oh.
Oh.
It's okay. There's just something about it. It's like you can like remove like the pixelation stuff. I
Did I've everything stripped off. It's all it's all minimum, but I'm just like
I'll get over it or I'll not get over it. We'll see
I found some crunches
nice and I found that we can shoot open locked containers yeah guys I thought
the drugs I do have a few one bottle because if we have 19 we can revive
boon I threw one on the floor okay my bottles on the ground drew this
It was a penis, it wasn't me.
Hold on.
We are small.
We are very small.
This game is very dark, so...
Okay. Here's one more. Here's one more.
I need one. One more?
Okay, perfect.
More?
There he is.
Oh, come on!
I thought you brought me but-
Oh!
Don't die again!
Haha!
Okay, sorry.
Anyway, let's go.
You better not die, you freak.
I am safe.
Oh.
Got to keep our collectibles fed.
Uh, where we stop now?
It's right here.
Oh.
I found some, uh, blunts if you want some.
I don't want a blunt.
Is that a gun?
What kind of blunt is that?
A blunt.
What kind of blunt is that?
A blunt.
What kind of blunt is that?
A blunt.
What kind of blunt is that?
A blunt.
What kind of blunt is that?
A blunt.
A blunt.
What the fuck is that?
Oh no! The wind fucking died!
Oh shit!
Oh it's locked, oh it's locked
Oh shit!
I have a ball!
Oh god, oh god, oh god!
Back to the elevator, back to the elevator.
I can't run, I'm so damaged.
Oh, what?
He has a- Oh, Jesus!
It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me.
There's a fake booming as a gun.
I have a gun.
Oh, I've got him.
I have one too now.
Oh my god, it's acting!
Okay, let's go!
Holy shit!
What the fuck?
Uh...
Ooh.
We got him.
I don't know if I'm going to finish with this.
This is a lot.
I don't like this anymore.
I'm just, you know, I'm just not, I'm honestly, I'm just not like a really strong guy.
I just kind of want to, you know.
Oh my god, who was died?
Uh, I'm dead. I died.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm on fake moon.
Oh!
Oh!
Why did he stream?
I think he died
I think boon
oh no it's just boon
boon is the only one alive
it's just boon
for the boon out
everybody else is dead
dude it's hunking over
holy shit
we're so fucked
look at that
ooh
oh fuck
I can't be scared.
I'm gonna wake up.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
I'm gonna keep scared.
I'm gonna wake up.
What is that?
Okay.
Ooh, a gamer gear.
Fuck!
We need these.
It's so cold in the long ways.
Everyone dead?
Okay, there's a lot of people dead.
Who's alive?
Think twice if everyone's dead ping once if oh there's a grenade here
Went to oh God
Okay, is he still alive is the guy I was supposed to grenade. I have six health
Okay, he's alive. Okay. Gotcha. Okay. I have a grenade
He said one for no and two for yes, then he forgot his own code
I didn't know I was getting my boons streamed
We got it. Okay
Okay
Parts are okay. This is some you got lock hand
What was that?
Uh, I've got a head to see.
There's something.
Oh, yeah, there's something.
What is it?
It's like a crawling creature with a mile on his back.
Uh-oh, he needs to get it.
He's in the gym.
He's in the gym.
It'll be fine.
He was in wars, you know.
Oh, I see it.
Uh-oh.
Oh, God.
Uh-oh, he's coming.
I'm sneaky and good, I am so kid...
As he turned it into like red...
There's like a bomb right there and I'm like fuck.
Oh my god, what is he doing?
Okay, I can't go this way guys.
Oh god.
He's...
What?
Is he coming through?
No, he's turning around.
Okay, good.
You can just leave, bro.
one person you don't have to you don't have to do this you just go he doesn't
know he just needs to get out this is a mess
oh he just needs to get out he's leaving oh no he went back he just dropped the
gun from that naga and he killed me what the fuck is this going why is there why is this a
I have a grenade though and it might work better than any gun we have.
I should take the gun.
Okay, I'll drop the gear for the gun.
I'm dropping the gear for a gun.
Gotcha.
Roger.
Roger.
I am a little hungry though.
I know this is kind of dark, but like...
kill this guy, kill this guy
oh no, could that be ammo?
take his...
oh shit, wait
that's awesome
he sure blue has been in a war
okay, I'm feeling healthy, I'm at 10 health
can someone confirm this?
hello?
did blue actually been in a war?
wasn't he? he was, wasn't he?
okay, okay
Okay, I'm gonna feed the, uh...
I don't know what to feed, but feed.
Okay, that's gonna be a really good sport. He's gonna like that.
Okay.
Now, I need it.
I have two bottles. Gee, right?
Now is the war of the worlds.
I love the world.
Oh my god, I know what the fuck I'm doing.
20 kill by the candy.
Okay, okay, okay, I gotta move fast.
Okay, okay.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
All for that.
I gotta move fast.
All for that.
Yeah, you move fast, all right, buddy.
Slowest, smoothest, smoothest fast.
Slowest, smoothest, smoothest fast.
He's dying woods with after-wrest candy.
Yeah, that's true.
Wow
Well, now that we know how to play it's easy
Yeah, I think we get it. I
Say as I'm still switching the server, so I'm still moving through. Oh, yeah
Yeah, mine's like all the time.
Are you for real? It's not working.
Please, what the fuck, bro? What the fuck?
Who are you? What the heck, man?
I'm still sinking.
What? You're still sinking? What the...
I think it's broken.
Maybe.
Oh, no! Wait, let me try it. Let me restart again.
My screen flickered for a second.
Is it working now?
It says you're all joined.
You're all still sinking.
What?
The lap of rea...
Awww...
Awww...
Awww water.
Thanks!
Yeah, but it might be a restart angle.
Let me close the game.
Re-open.
This thing's...
This thing...
Brother, this thing...
I'm all alone now.
I
Made it
Oh
You have like a sentence you can see that what you're in here for you get like rolled perks
You guys get I
Torch it a cellmate with a wrench I
Think this mental hospital and the influence of sedatives
Yes, sir.
Illegal appropriation of two identical spice packets
found in the same package of instant noodles.
Whoa.
OK, my crime was having two flavor packets in my noodles.
I've resurrected a dead guy in a cult ritual,
and then also ate a month's supply of protein, boss.
Sentences?
What about some worse than the others, but.
Sentence to Black Girl.
Wait, where do you see your sentences?
I don't see mine.
Oh, pulling feces in a party council room on the 42nd floor.
Oh my god.
I have that one too.
Elevator shat the pack, the poisoning of a co-partner by his own gas.
Oh.
What the fuck?
How could I?
I also threw- wait, Mass, we're at the same shit-throwing pot either.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, where's the shit?
Where the shit came from?
Oh, throwing poop. That's not what I wanted in my life.
Okay, Shia's not coming.
Shia's not coming?
Yeah, he's going to beddy.
Sadge. No. Shia.
Oh.
Boon, stay funny.
How did I do this?
Did I make it?
I see you in your naked face, yeah.
Oh, you're naked.
How did I get this?
I missed my film like two days ago.
So I'm like, you know how I get what happens, bro.
It's like I'm in and out of reality sometimes.
Yeah, I'm like
Sometimes but like it's it's rough for a fight with a middle battle
Like I get twitches and little zaps and stuff. It's crazy. Whoa, damn
What's vacant brains out? That's crazy. Yeah, so that I sleep at least control him. It's fucking nuts. Oh
Yeah
That's why you gotta stay on it, bro. You need to eat they can't be dead at the same time. I
I forgot to put it in my pillow truck.
Oh my god.
What?
Yeah.
Rollers off its heads.
Alright.
It's time guys.
Are you ready to work?
We lock in.
Let's get it!
Where are the others?
Come on, Candy.
Yeah.
This shouldn't be like that.
This would be our job.
I think that I would be our child maybe even more stupid.
There's so many reasons.
What would it make you think?
What will make you feel good?
It's going to be time for you to find out.
What will make you happy?
I know it's just going to be out of line.
What would make you happiest?
The happiest of all.
Oh yeah, with third person.
Got a battery.
Careful.
Oh.
Whoa.
Ouch.
Careful.
Hey, there's something in here. Look.
Oh what the heck? What is this? I don't know yet the blame built the law or something
I don't have what it takes
There's cockroaches everywhere.
Cockroaches.
A thousand ninjas.
Oh, you're nice, okay?
Oh nice, okay
Cuz I found back on nothing in here
So glad you found something this door is locked. I don't know what to do
We need to cure something we should go back to TTRP and I was like no, maybe it's not that's a crazy
Gonna play GTRP. That's like crazy
People won't play is that what's happening people
People role playing?
People role playing?
People role playing around here in these bars?
Oh, that's me. I farted.
There's not any I don't think there's there's like nothing left
What are we looking at?
Nah, not really I got some bread. I got a cassette
Pop that in and I got gas
Put the cassette in what music we do
Is this the song?
Yep, what do you think?
You don't like it?
I don't think you would have words.
We'll do an instrument bit.
No way
The book is lazy, oh.
Alive?
Wait, hold on.
I just remembered we can decide landmines and rentals.
That's true!
Oh, put it in the flight code.
I got three minutes guys.
I got three minutes.
Whose radio is this?
R.
I'm scared of this floor.
Oh I'm pretty.
Oh my god.
Nice.
Good scan, good scan.
I can break these cuffs.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Oh, you could help me!
Up to there?
Oh, I didn't know I could. I was watching.
Are you?
Pull off these doors.
Oh, look out.
That's a bomb.
The important thing is to be very careful.
This place is scary.
Very important you never walk in.
I don't know how I survived though.
Oh, fuck that I survived.
Oh
Why would you do a guy?
I think that's just the floor that kills you.
I'm alive!
Holy shit.
Yeah.
How many bottles are behind me?
How many bottles are there?
I was dead!
We need to see the safe house.
We need bottles.
We need bottles.
Bottle.
How many bottles do you guys have?
Oh, Nickroom is he?
I got Nickroom, they resurrected me.
Is that like your brother or something?
I got resurrected by some spirit.
Okay, I should, alright.
Oh, that light seems like a little
It's like a little bottle.
Little boy.
Little boy bro next to her, a little bro.
There's like, actually no doors here.
What is that thing?
This is a dead floor.
This is a dead floor.
Yeah, this sucks.
What is that thing that's next to you?
No, mouse.
Don't be lost with that guy, dude.
Oh, fuck it.
I put it in.
Okay.
Yeah, we'll do the next floor.
I have seven bottles.
Blight.
It's the Blighter floor.
Is it just
Is it just
I mean
In a world where things only get worse
Things will be inactive in the next step
Colorblindness, happy or only problem here
Physics change, making every step feel off
Is it the frame rate of life was tampered with
I can't remember why because I was involved in the net permanency
Resurrection ritual
The game resurrected me by the flip
That was like a classic from that
Oh, wait you did a ritual?
Well as in like that was
Guys, that was like a guy spawned in and I was part of a cult that resurrected a guy.
So...
I think it's... odd that...
So are things just like locked up? Is that what it is?
Whoa! I can come in here!
Ooh!
Oh my god.
What the?
Oh
Hello?
Come on, please. Everything is fucking wrong in this place.
What do they mean by wrong?
It's a good idea.
Let's go.
I gotta leave.
I wonder what they mean by r- I wonder if like, am I seeing this- what they're seeing?
What's happening?
It gets fucking-
Patsky, Patsky!
What is your password?
I don't think they-
What the-
Patsky!
Patsky!
Doe-bryutrtevry!
Okay.
Figurings!
I'll just eat someone.
No, do we have enough bottles to revive Mouse?
I have nine!
I'm going crazy again!
Can you give me the battleground game?
How much is it to revive me? 20?
Machine it on the layer.
No one's looking for my game!
I scared myself with the barrel.
I thought it was an enemy bro.
How many balls we got?
I got ten.
I got eight on me.
Eight on me.
I got ten.
Oh shit, we need twenty.
It's twenty.
How many do you guys have?
How many balls?
I got another.
Oh wait, now I've got six.
Okay, get the new bottles.
I got some of your bottles.
Where's the machine?
I have thin bubbles.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, yeah, what can you do?
That's all my bottles.
23.
Iron Maus, come back to us.
Oh.
Oh, now I...
What is it about this floor that's round?
I
Old-timey
Like everything's like black and white
Yeah, this one has no much as a rise I run mouse
Oh, uh, uh, badness.
Are you mad, sir?
You guys hear that whispering?
Yeah, a little bit crazy.
There's a guy, there's an enemy, there's an enemy.
We should leave, we should leave, we should leave, we should leave.
Oh shit!
Let's fucking go bitch! Let's fucking go!
Who the fuck is TORILLOX?
He versus you, man!
He's gonna kill us!
I got him! I got him! I got him!
Hey, who's down?
Uh, I think it's G-Mart.
How do you pick them up?
He's floated!
I just wanted his leg.
You can revive him.
At the next stop.
I can hear the sounds of the forest in my mind.
Oh, the forest sounds.
My egg!
The guy's incredible.
Yeah?
Yeah, what is that?
What do I got, guys?
Who's Boba?
Who the fuck is Boba?
Who the fuck is Boba?
What is that?
An eye-wrapper. I thought it's a thing.
I don't know.
Where the fuck is BoB?
I don't know.
Where the fuck are these people?
Is this an open lobby?
Oh shit, is it? Oh my god, because Buffinshine left.
Oh my god.
Uh oh.
Is this an open lobby?
We should get out of here.
Oh my god.
Okay, let's get out of here.
Ooh, hi!
Hi.
How many- how many is there of us?
It's me?
Please do boon candy.
4 of us right?
G mark 5
I'm bad bros
Oh my god it was because I had it was because
Buff and Shia left so I guess we had the two spots open
Yikes yikes
Are we all in here? No
Boba
Boba Boba Boba
Adobe Adobe
Adobe Premiere Pro. Oh my god. We're free. We're free. We're safe now
We're safe.
Hell yeah.
We're safe.
They can't get us now.
You saved us.
Did that guy say hi to us?
I don't think so.
Not again, buddy.
I was like, oh god, we gotta hurry up before they drop a slur or something.
You didn't say anything, so...
Run before they drop a slur!
Run!
Please no.
Red bloke, red bloke.
I got this guitar, guys.
I got this guitar.
Prison!
I forgot to grab the cassette.
Did you?
I have that.
Okay, good.
Prison.
We got an extra item slot.
I got this.
Prison.
Prison.
We got an extra item slot.
We got an extra item slot.
I'm not a bad guy.
Shake.
Oh, apparently, I think that's the best I've taken back.
Hey, I'm not.
Item slot.
Good number of bottles.
Minus 15 discount on purchases.
Plus 20 health-regeneration.
What?
Plus 20 health regeneration.
I can't see where the company's supposed to be.
I'm kind of like WV5.
What is that noise?
Uh...
Hello?
What is that noise do you hear that
what the fuck guys be ready for
Sam knows more
I'm scared bro
Scary as bros, scary as bros.
What's this?
Oh, let's put this in here.
Is there a monster?
I'm a monster.
No.
You're the monster?
I kept hearing, I kept hearing like this, there's like exploding banging noise.
That was the least I could do on multiple land mines.
Oh you?
Oh god.
I slept in like two different land mines tonight.
What?
Yeah.
There's still much stuff.
Where is it?
Uh, this way.
Okay.
And then to the right.
Also I got a book that makes me know how to lockpick and disarm stuff, but I don't know how to lockpick.
Like, I don't...
This way.
There's a cucumber.
There's like a whole...
You slumber.
Cucumber.
Like a whole area?
I said five, I said ten balls from the run pick up.
Oh.
Bitch.
Can't break this.
Oh, do you always have this candy guy with walking skills?
Yeah, we need-
What the fuck?
Uh-uh.
uh mouse be very careful of this guy as soon as he drops it beneath me guys
right so he that that's that's what you are
I was punching stuff he dropped me for me nice nice
it says like what a lot of things but i don't have a tool to look like i don't have like a
Oh
Yeah
Going downstairs
It's clear
Uh-uh-uh, da-da-da!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
I have a gun to whore, I'll protect you.
Hell, yeah.
What are you doing over your bone?
I'm putting stuff in the butt, Cub, I don't know what the fuck it does when I do it.
That's just...
Are you- are you storing it or are you feeding it?
I gave it like handcuffs and stuff...
That's just storage.
Yeah, you have the like...
You can either feed it or you can put storage in it.
Fuck.
What happened?
What happened?
I heard lasers like death moans.
Ooh!
That's what I thought.
Oh, fuck.
Get it, he's dead.
I had like a premonition, man.
That was crazy.
I heard like a vision well I don't have any fucking bottles well I have a gun
does that help us of course it saves our lives oh I have meat should I feed this
I don't think he's hungry
He's full
Oh wait, he's not full, he ate it
Really?
Yeah
You glutton
You glutton
You glutton
Bro, this is the kind of gluttony only the bible talks about
You ride and read the bible?
No
Woah
You guys seen something? What?
I saw the ghost.
Wow, he graduated early.
He really did.
He still feels his presence in these guys.
He died so fast.
Where the hell is he?
Andy, come back to us, please.
Y'all alright?
There you are.
Can you play as we blow up?
Y'all.
We gotta get laser.
To gambling didn't pay off, I guess.
We gotta get laser...
I have two bottles.
Oh!
I have two radios.
I have none.
I bought...
I bought drugs.
None?
Okay, I found one.
Oh.
That's big.
Ooh, a wrench?
That's huge.
wrench
For wrenching your plans
You okay?
You're right, fuck
I get em!
I think I have bonus bottles, I don't really know
Yeah, are your bottles...
Did he get bonus bottles?
I... Yeah, I'm one of my perks. I get...
You've got a ticket to collecting glass bottles,
but now practically blood doubled into your pockets.
I don't think it's like a chance, but still.
Um...
Try your luck.
I got five bottles now.
I got five bottles.
Don't forget, you can get my cheeky soap and you can take a shower in here, in this
shower.
I
Nice
Bottles I want to raise her cool. I got five I got five bottles. I only need one more then people. Oh
Oh my god, Crouching Gentle.
Oh sorry.
No you're ok.
I think that helps to make them not break.
How many more do you need?
I need all of them.
I've got 16, 17, 18, 19.
Ok, so I got...
Ok, well...
Wait.
That's alright.
Not a hook on you.
Ooh.
Well, well, well.
What's the buzz, yeah, but look what I got.
you
you
you
you
you
I need to get a rental kill him
oh my god he unloaded on me
I don't really want this gun, I have a lot of weapons on me, I have a lot going on.
You want weapons?
Yum, I do.
Is there like a...
Ah, they're gone.
There's a lot of mines to be honest.
If you don't want a gun, I'll take it.
Yeah.
Uhhhhhhh.
Okay, well, there's a gun in the mouth.
If you don't want a gun, I'll take it.
Yeah.
Okay, well, there's a gun in the mouth, sir.
There's a gun in the mouth.
The Kallak.
Kallak.
Each evil possesses this rifle, turning it into eternally jamming yet still murderous.
Jamming!
The Kallak.
What do you mean by jamming?
It just breaks a new random egg, I guess.
Oh my god, that's too dangerous.
That sounds kind of exciting, I'll take it.
What if I just die from that? That's nice.
What is it gonna do? Blow up, don't you?
Oh my god, it's like that episode of the wild is dead!
It's got like guts on it! Dude, you should look at this.
Ew, what the fuck?
Yum!
Okay, where's Candy?
I dunno.
You can't go outside. I have 5 HP.
No, no, no. You can't leave.
Yeah, the evil version of me unloaded an entire clip in front of me.
Oh, there's a gun on the side.
Stay, stay.
I got it. I got the gun.
I got the gun.
Stay, stay.
Okay, I will stay.
Candy!
Candy!
I got some meat.
Nice.
I also did 20 damage to myself by punching a safe.
It's nice.
Did you punch the safe open?
Bet I did. We have a lot of um...
stuff.
Okay.
Yes. Should we go?
Let's go. Let's go.
I don't know how to do this.
Uh, okay.
Hold the lever.
you
you
you
you
you
We should have played it on rookie mode, I feel like, but even still I felt like the
The rookie mode stats are like...
Man this game is hard as shit.
But when, yeah, when the fuck do the cars appear?
When do the cars get here?
When do I drive?
When do I drive my car?
I think I saw her.
Candy?
There's fucking nothing in this goddamn place.
Let's get out of here.
Look at those.
They died?
Yeah.
I threw a mine, and then I had to walk through the door that I put the mine by.
Oh.
What comes at you fast?
Please operate on it.
Should I um...
Oh, we can't stop there.
I feel like going to Giga Ranch.
Giga Ranch.
Yeah
L
We need so many things to revive people
Look
Survive everyone, 33 bottles.
Candy!
Candy!
bottles. Candy! Candy! Oh, that was too close. That's not good.
Andy?
Andy?
Andy!
I'm here!
What? Andy! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
We gotta get out of here! These are enemies!
We all died.
Guys, this game is very hard.
Holy fuck, man. This game is very hard.
This price to mouse.
I was actually coming the right way.
If you had it shot me, I would have...
All right, I'm so sorry.
I can't believe I revived everyone machine.
Role.
There was a revive everyone machine with 33 bottles.
We revived everyone.
Oh, that's so rough.
I had 160 health and a passive regen health thing.
I was so juiced up, bro.
I'm sorry.
I was so juiced up right now.
I was so...
If I had been shot terribly by my wife.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I shot you.
I'm so sorry.
No, I didn't.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
We died together.
Who is this?
I don't know.
Who left?
Yeah, but we left so, uh, you know.
So.
Uh, I just uh,
I'm a random guy.
Oh, I see you.
Hello random guy.
Oh, hey, hello random guy.
Oh, are you gonna say you're slow?
No, I'm not.
Are you sure?
Cool.
I guarantee.
You're on a stream right now.
Does that make you uncomfortable?
I'm trembling, but I'll be okay.
Are you scared?
Like, 50%.
Can you be trusted?
Yes, yes.
Are you sure?
I think you promised
If there was a baby on a train track
and a woman on another track
and a group of 50 people on another track
Which one would you save?
The trolley problem
I would save the baby
I would kill all of them
Yeah, I see
Fuck, dude
Fuck, dude
Yeah, you...
Fucked up, man
No, no!
I'm sorry!
I'm not really that good at tests.
I'm not... Look, I'm not really that good at tests.
I think Guzzi and Jim are left really fast because I got scared.
I feel so bad, I just feel so bad, oh my god, that's just some random guy.
I thought he was going to slur too!
I thought he was going to slur too and I'm like are you going to say slur?
He was pretty chill, I feel so bad for him.
Are you okay to play more or are you feeling okay?
I just want to make sure you're okay.
I don't want you to feel sick.
Okay, okay, okay.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to lower the difficulty to rookie, okay?
How about that?
I'm going to lower it to rookie.
I'm putting it to rookie, okay?
I feel so bad for that guy, oh my god, I feel really guilty and really bad, maybe I should
have not done that.
Oh god, he came back!
Look, look, if we ended off, it was a bad note, I just want to clarify it, no, I still
We were afraid that you were going to slurp bro.
I don't break pinky promises, I'm not going to do it.
Okay, but we only made this lobby for people.
I'm sorry.
Oh, like I can't play with you guys.
No.
Aw man.
Damn.
That's cool, it's cool.
That's okay.
Do you think you can back out so my other friend can join?
No, 100%, 100%.
I'll see you guys.
Bye.
You're a nice guy.
Thank you, thank you. I appreciate it.
Like I tried to spe-
Bye!
Oh my god, it feels so bad!
What did you do to him?
What did you do?
What did you do?
I feel so bad!
What did you do?
I feel so bad!
Well, I told him I only had four spots
so he couldn't be in it.
Yo, fuck that guy!
Oh my god
Yenis you're a cool guy bro
I'm sorry that I thought you were gonna slur a man
I'm sorry you're gonna slur a bro
Sorry
If you said a slur
No he didn't I thought he was and I even told him I was like
I mean you were there
You saw
I swear I thought he was but it turns out he's actually a nice person
He was a chill dude
Yenis
Yenis my goat
My goat!
Yetis, you're the goat, bro!
Shout out to you, bro!
Big, big, big shit!
Shout out to you, Yetis!
Shout out to Yetis!
The Yeti Ice!
He's just a chill guy.
He was just a chill guy this whole time.
Yeah, he really is a chill dude.
Look what you've done.
Chill guy, one day, we'll chill.
One new wall!
I don't know that one.
Okay...
I actually only know this one song.
Yeah, he's just hopping through servers looking to cut down.
She just wanted to click it with a team.
We did.
It feels so bad.
And when you hit him with the baby killing trolley problem, wait, what did he pick for
the trolley problem?
He picked the baby.
What would pop 50?
It was baby.
It was baby?
Maybe 50 people.
50 people?
50 people or a woman
Yeah, I think you
The correct answer to kill them all I said
But how do you line that up?
Just like the train and everybody died change the reverse. Yeah, it's
If you miss the first time too, you can just go back out
He wasn't even on the tracks!
He wasn't even on the tracks!
He wasn't even on the tracks!
That was at home. That's cool.
That's cool.
I wasn't always thinking about you either.
You're always on my mind.
Okay, are we locked in now?
This is a locked in game.
Locked the fuck in.
What the hell have I got?
Discounts?
Oh my god!
If I get fart again, I swear to God.
If I can jump, I'm gonna be...
Honey, how do you keep getting fart?
Oh, I got acid resistance.
Movements being jumped.
My jumps are powerful.
Powerful jump?
Yeah, um, powerful jump.
I'm not going over there.
Uh, I guess I'm going over there.
Bro, you don't want to go over there.
Why do I keep farting bro?
Am I?
What's wrong with me?
Why is it always farting with me?
I keep farting and I don't stop farting!
I just don't want to fart anymore.
Is that too hard too much to ask for?
Ow! I hurt myself. One damage.
Help me!
Did you hear that?
Take some gas, X!
What?
What is this for?
What does this do?
Oh my god.
I'm gonna die, bro.
To what?
To the landmine that's right there.
No, this is...
Be careful.
Thanks for coming, Boone.
You should come play with us more again.
If you're not too chicken
May use this as a weapon
Was the emote menu
I'm sorry, you missed out on the weed, you missed out on the fucking weed, okay, sorry
for closing the door all, oh wait, this hurts me, what hurts you, yeah, weed, weed,
That's a weird trade-off you get a cut you get like to hate. Oh, I know it's actually fine heal, but you
Really for a little bit guys, what if I what if I make a Navi a Navi v2 version of myself a
Navi sona. Yeah, what if I make like a Navi sona name?
three characters in avatar
Mati Jakesu
Okay, what's that girl's name a daughter? I don't know. I don't know
What is the daughter's name?
It's not like Healy or whatever.
It's not like that.
Healy, yeah.
Alright.
Yeah, you should make a doffy son.
Oh no.
Big, what the fuck were you going to be on Avatar Nozzy?
You don't even know Avatar?
No, I don't know this shit.
But nobody knows anything about Avatar.
I can literally name whoever the fuck I could be like, oh, uh, Magdalena, uh, Roraria,
and you'll be like, yo.
If you say it with confidence, which that wasn't.
Is he going to have you as well?
Well, you gotta be like it's huggy wuggy wuggy boo.
I thought that's OK, because my poppy playtime sona's coming soon.
Your poppy playtime sona's coming soon.
Yeah, I'm going to be Dancy Wansy.
Talalera, talalala.
Max, if you make a knobby sona,
you should be like a forest flower variant of me.
Like some kind of like a little bit of your own.
Thank you, knobby.
Yeah, poppy.
Yeah
No, let's go right I don't think
Pink they are now bitch
New movie I
Pink avatar
Have a tarp
What is this?
Does anybody want to eat food?
No?
I don't want everyone to do anything with me.
Turn on the light, check the latch, brew shitty tea in a dirty cracked mug,
I sit by the door, wait for the switcher to shut down.
So I can lie down and maybe finish my dream.
No, it wasn't possible, it's...
Oh, he's full.
He's full.
I keep punching doors open.
Here.
But on the full side we did get stuff out of it.
How do I... how do I do this?
Here you go.
Yep.
Also, there's also, uh, seven blunts inside the elevator. You can smoke and pray, actually.
Seven blunts?
Because I know, I know that you can get it for, like,
if you use a wrench, I know you can break stuff open, but the doors don't hurt you as bad as other doors.
Yeah.
It's really not that bad.
That's true.
Yeah, you can smoke the blunts in there.
Oh, I can't pick that up.
I'll go to the car key.
It's a ranged weapon.
It is?
My favorite character.
My favorite character for the...
Pocky playtime.
How was part 5?
Did you enjoy it?
Did you like it?
Okay, never mind.
Well, I...
I enjoyed the game for what it was.
Was it great?
Was it great?
Was it great?
I mean, it was... no, no, no. It wasn't bad, but like...
Right.
Bro, the ending was just... the ending was just like...
No. No.
That literally describes, like, every single Poppy Playtime chapter I've ever played.
It's just like, oh, I'm so... I'm so happy to play it,
and then at the very end, I'm like, oh, well, why did I do that?
It was... it wasn't bad. I had fun playing it.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
I have to say a lot of people were like oh there's too many puzzles.
The puzzles were not as hard as I feel like all their games had like more difficult puzzles.
Oh yeah.
I think people complained that the puzzles were too hard.
That's what made them easier.
Yeah.
I think people really complained like chapter 3.
What I get tired of is I get tired of a game that has chase sequence after chase
sequence after chase sequence after chase sequence.
And it's like-
Especially the ones where it's like you mess up what they need to die and you're like, okay, you know-
Yeah, and it's like, okay, you know, I- I get it, I get it, like-
The first game, chase sequence. The second game, yeah. Okay, you're being chased by mommy. Okay, that's fine.
The third game, there's like- there's like one or two chase sequences.
The fourth game-
It was so really infertile.
The fourth game had so many!
Yeah.
And then-
You just can keep increasing them.
This game-
Whoa, what the fuck?
Those altars give you like access to like extra perks.
If we can find them.
So the fourth game was the worst for me because it was just bad.
But this one, I think that was a-
It was a little bit into the prison.
Yeah, it was so bad.
The fourth game was so terrible.
All right, I I
Rage for the right I didn't play the game because I soft fuck myself inside one of the prison cells
I thought you had to like hide it there and the doors all closed that I couldn't get out
And then I had to reset in the beginning the game glitched out for me like three times and like the main boss
Like good cell for me. It was pretty bad shit. It was really bad
You're stronger than me. He's fucking sad through the whole thing. I can never this last one
there was I think there was like there was like three chase sequences there was
three chase three in this fucking game
oh the way candy like ran up on us I thought it was it off dude
I'm sorry I can't stop for you guys
dude candy ran up to the way she ran
B-line straight towards us like wrench out ready to beat our ass
yeah I thought she was in op
Anyway, there was three chase sequences and then...
Ugh.
That was crazy.
Yeah.
But you beat it, right?
I did.
You...
Oh, god.
Boy, I hate that shit.
You're a live- you're a live-smell, that's crazy.
I am. Actually, actually, I lowered the difficulty of the game.
Oh, you're okay. I was gonna say...
Yeah, we take less damage.
Nice. Thank God.
Because we fucking suck, I guess, man.
This game beat our ass.
We take lots of less damage.
We take a basketball.
We still take damage, though.
But we take light damage.
Wait, so is it over?
It's probably not over now.
No, I thought it was over. It's not over.
It's not over!
No, it's not over.
Did they show the prototype? I thought that was the big climax.
They did. His design is pretty cool.
Okay.
I have to say that the story got pretty dark. It got pretty dark, the lore was pretty good.
That's why the game wasn't that bad.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
What's wrong with that?
Yeah.
What's wrong with that arm?
SHUT UP!
You don't need to don't get it!
I'm a medkit.
Right now.
Oh, I used a medkit.
I was, I was heading for him and then...
You gotta listen.
He's graduating, but I'll say that I'm a smaller...
Oh my god.
uh yes i was i was crouched
oh it's a it's a little small force has nothing on it
20 golden 20 is the puppy and puppies playtime the like blue thing no that's
huggy one that's huggy one yeah poppy
poppies the child
a little red-haired doll
from snap?
yeah
yeah they're kind of similar in some ways
they're kind of similar in some ways
yes they both have red eyes
whoa
jackpaw
jackpaw
weed
i'm gonna be honest with you
wow
i lower the difficulty of the game
This? No.
Yeah.
No way.
This?
I put it on Rookie.
No, that's insane.
It would never play if it wasn't on Rookie.
That's true, actually.
We'll never make it anywhere.
We kept dying.
Do we need this for the go-don?
I'd like to say that I was actually doing pretty good
long-shrom.
It's gonna be so funny.
All right, making candy.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Making candy.
Making candy.
All right.
It's always making candy.
I'm always naked, Candy!
Oh, another one!
Well, you go to the Hades once.
You go to the Hades once.
I'm gonna just sit waitin' out.
There ain't shit in here.
Okay, let's go.
Candy hates me.
Candy hates you?
Candy, what do you wish?
You wish I hated you.
No, I'd be so sad I'd cry.
I'd cry everywhere.
I just...
Flux. Flux is a...
It's a program that makes your computer slightly oranger when it's dark or whatever.
One step before I get to the decade.
Oh my god, you're out of sync in time?
Oh.
It's okay, we don't take that much damage.
Oh
This is a lag oh god
What is happening
Oh god somebody shoot at me
No, look.
I killed him.
You beat his ass.
Oh.
I need this med caperl.
I'm sorry.
You guys.
Get in, get in, get in.
We just took the cogs.
The cogs are, the cogs are weapons.
Oh, nice.
I think you mean me.
I'm just so dark.
Oh.
This part of the map.
Mouse, take your spoils.
Take the spoils of war.
Shit.
You killed them.
What's happening?
I think this is part of the map.
This map is crazy.
What is that? Look who's banging!
I just really have the back armies on this whole time.
Oh my God, I can't stop farting.
Oh shit!
I'm on fire!
I'm on fire!
I'm on fire!
I'm on fire!
I'm on fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
No, everybody's alive.
Everybody's alive.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for this game.
My gun!
My gun!
Game?
What was I saying?
Gulp?
What was I saying?
I
Ball
Hey that's what makes me feel funny
Yeah music is fucking stress why is so weird
Did you get a gun oh
I found this thing, but I don't really know what it is.
MOLLO cannon.
Did it get really fucking dark?
Nah, it's just so dark in here.
Why did it get so dark?
I'm not going back out there.
You want to stay in here?
Yeah, I feel like it's safe in here.
I feel like I've done my work for this floor.
Yeah, I did my work too.
I did my work too.
I aura farmed.
Yeah, why'd you aura farmed again?
I aura farmed down the hallway.
I killed a creature.
Yeah?
Did you get properly aura farm?
Did you like low diff him?
Or like no diff him even?
Yay.
Dude, it just gets like spooky when you go out there.
Yeah, it's really scary, man.
How are they still alive and not coming home?
They need to come home already.
Why aren't they here?
Where are they?
When will they be back?
Help!
My pet when I leave the house for five minutes.
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
I can't stop farting. It just doesn't stop.
It's probably good like that, check that.
I'm going to look at my journal, what is the flux of this?
I don't know, check it out.
Oh it's a tiny, whiny blue shirt.
Oh, more tiny, whiny blue shirts.
More tiny, whiny blue shirts.
There's so much stuff.
There's so much new stuff.
Yeah, there's a lot going on there.
I wanna get to the anti gravity floor, that's my favorite floor.
Oh yeah yeah yeah, everything's just floating around.
Yeah, I just wanna float.
Hey, you blame a girl for wanting to float in the world.
Hey guys.
God damn, where you been?
What's that?
Uh, I got a trash can.
Yeah, I got an eyeball.
Damn.
This shit there, this is a hurl's trash, you wanna trash hurl it?
This shit a hurl's trash.
This shit a hurl's trash.
Hey, hurl's trash.
Oh, no.
Is it a weapon?
It's a weapon.
What the fuck?
I like this floor.
What is this?
I don't know.
Oh, I'm moving without moving.
Rake?
Hey, there's a rake here.
Two weapons.
Hey, can you take the soap bar?
Sure, I'll take the soap bar.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I was pleasantly surprised to discover how overrated the initial human form is.
What the fuck? I can't read all that.
Darling, hold my hand!
This place makes me kind of sick.
This place is like my vision is all fucked up.
This is what I feel like for the first time.
This?
This is what you feel like?
Yeah.
I stand and there was nothing.
We got everything.
Let's use it.
Okay, cool. Okay, cool. Sick. I'll flip. Hell yeah. Me and every episode of Johnny Test.
Johnny Test. Canadian show. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly Canadian.
Maybe.
It's just like what I do in the household,
it's all pisses me off.
Me?
You delete everything?
I make all the walls tile.
It makes it all tricky.
What the heck?
What the heck?
What's nice?
Well, this is the first we ever got, you guys.
We're finally seeing things.
Oh, I'm seeing things.
We're seeing stuff.
Mad kids!
Look at that emotion.
Hello?
What the fuck?
I'll come back and pick that up.
What the fuck? Can you see that?
I want to get that leg, but I don't know if I can grab it.
I'm gonna grab this, what am I gonna grab this?
Oh, there it is.
Oh.
Take it, take it, take it all, take it all!
Oh, why don't you play it all, take it all.
Uh oh, we gotta get out of here.
We gotta get out of here, we gotta get out of here!
We gotta get out, guys!
Guys!
We gotta get out of here!
Let me go.
Candy!
Where's Candy?
We have to go!
I don't know, but we have to go, we have to go, we have to go, we have to go!
I'm sorry, Candy!
No!
Candy!
The last thing you need to do is...
No!
Uh-oh.
Open the door!
We'll rescue Candy. We'll rescue...
I have 10 bottles!
We have 20, I got 22!
I have 20's of new bottles too.
I have like 30 bottles on me
Not in this floor
Okay, he must have had so much stuff on it and don't you they must have had so much stuff on them
Oh my god, it's lighting. Careful, careful, careful.
fucking ice level careful careful there's like a landmine over there
oh i can i can just i see an eyeball
hello mouse i just love you all i can't believe i can watch you guys from my tv
in my new house now oh congratulations you're okay i'm indiana
Jones y'all. Holy shit you killed it. Door stuck. Ow! My bad. Check this out though.
Wow. I didn't think that would work.
You gotta fly on you. Man? I like you flying right behind you. Oh sure. You're right.
I don't know why I don't follow us.
I kicked up an item but I didn't see what it said or what it does.
Where did it get out of you?
We gotta get out of here, guys!
Hi Roller.
There's so much eyes rolling around.
Yeah!
Yeah I can hear you.
I'm not the main part of life.
I don't know what the main part of life is.
They're eyeballs rule.
They're eyeballs rule around.
I'm not bad boys, we're done here.
I got monster meat.
I feel like I'm in Undertale. I feel like I'm in a store now.
Oh yeah.
Why'd you do that?
So what is it? Wait, you try the megaphone. Does that do anything?
Are you- are you hearing me, Megafone?
Oh my god, yeah, wait! I can't! Yeah!
You can't? How far can you hear me?
Careful!
I'm talking can you still hear me? How far can you hear me from? I hope you can hear
me from far away. I just want to tell you that you're you're sexy and you're hot
and you're cute and you're cool and you're the best and out. I fell. I hurt myself.
That's all I wanted to say. Have a nice day.
Yo, what the fuck?
What the fuck are those guys?
What the fuck was that?
I see those are enemies. I think those are two enemies.
What was that?
Yeah, those are two enemies.
I'm like so sure that it's not like I'm like so sure that it's not like I'm like so sure
It's it's not why I'm pretty sure
You heard everything I heard it I mean no I didn't hear it. No, I heard everything
All right, um, I
I got I'm sorry. I got little men
Romana now food. Oh, you killed little men
Yeah
We're gonna make a phone now. She's not wide. Oh, yeah, that's why
Why is this elevator keep sparkly open wide open wide
No idea what the other side is for.
I used to think, I swear I thought I knew how to do this, but...
I guess I'm dumb.
What?
Same.
I swear, right, I thought I knew it.
This is what I'm graduating.
I'm too dumb for this world.
Dude, if you say it's me, it's me agreeing with you,
makes graduate, that's crazy.
No, hold on.
How dare you! How dare you!
He's a grandee bro!
No, you can't agree with me.
He's leaving!
Our green is not where you can... ooh!
The pit!
I never go away!
Prepare to get food concentrate.
I've never agreed with anyone.
The fuck is the pit?
I don't know.
The pit.
That scares me.
Oh no bro.
Do we need gas?
Gas!
Not really.
No, we'll get on gas.
Oh my god, it opens like a butthole!
No! It wouldn't affect the helmet.
Oh, shit, wait.
How do you go right?
Wait, it's only for you.
It's only for you guys.
Oh, you can sell stuff?
Oh, he doesn't want food.
It's only f-
Wait, you can sell things?
Oh, here we go. I can sell this to Wallace.
Oh!
Oh
Okay, all this hop for sale
Wait, we should sell some shit
Yeah, sell some shit, bro. That was a bad way to phrase what I said, but yeah
Yeah, so whatever has to get selling price
Where does he want to eat?
Anything that has a selling price like a bottle place when you hover over it you can sell I think
I can't stop farming.
I upgraded the collect with level 2.
So we have extra condition and extra repair rate.
I'm gonna sell...
I'm gonna sell the gold.
We have like 3 more indoors, hasn't it?
Why do we keep on farming?
That's what you are.
I'm just going farther.
That's all I am.
Okay, we're fine. Someone doesn't stop burning.
Damn.
Have you good?
Yeah, I'm going.
Keep going!
That's not a good sound.
Oh, a big room.
Oh.
Careful, careful.
Oh.
Careful!
Oh my god!
This is too stupid of a piece of shit!
What is this?
Did you guys see that?
Frost essence!
Did you kill him?
I killed one of them. The other one ran past me.
Oh, okay.
Put this cog inside.
I got a frost essence.
Frost essence?
It says...
Rumor has it that Klek has very greedy when it comes to organic essence.
We've feuded a couple of the frost essence to her.
Oh, shit!
Hi!
Oh!
Another man.
I
I'm gonna get him get him. Oh, that's there's a real man
What
What
This is the enemy here.
Or is?
Yeah, this guy.
We gotta get out of here.
Yeah, we do.
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Bye.
If you gotta go, you gotta go.
There is everybody.
I'm gonna die too.
Oh my god I hope he...
What?
You bitches!
I did impress it.
I was willing to die.
I was willing to die for that one.
We're all gonna die!
I was willing to die for that one.
Yeah, but then we're all gonna die!
Maybe we should just die.
Oh, we just bring him back here!
Don't let him...
HANDY! YES!
Like nothing of value is lost.
Son of a bitch!
Yes you are!
I don't want to hear it from you.
Can I have my body part as a weapon please?
Yeah, uh, I'm trying to break you, you know?
He's not breaking me up, man.
breaking you up
I have a leg and an arm
my arm and my leg
the essence of this is the other part of me
I lost my gun bro
Oh shi- F***ing hell!
What?
Okay.
Oh!
Oh, shit.
I didn't see there was a rat down there.
Help!
Help!
Help!
My leg!
My balls!
I
I
I'm gonna kill you.
Nice!
There's a big ass monster!
He's gonna kill us!
We gotta go!
Good news!
They're all dead.
Good news, they're all dead!
Get out, get out, get out! He's coming, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming!
Was that good? Did I do the thing?
You did great, you did great!
Holy shit!
So, did they actually don't know how far you go?
Bro...
Bro...
You don't understand what I saw, man.
How do I do because I saw two fronts?
I saw all that shit.
I
Juke them holy shit
You're gonna kill me
I believe it. I believe it. Well, good thing is we got tons of bottles, so
Yeah
Yeah, they had basically there was like a comical explosion of both of them and then
Holy shit, this is gonna shit out of me, man.
Oh my god.
I'm just gonna stop being every single level, I don't really know how to...
Oh
We're live when I'm like, thank you bros. You woke up rose bro. Did you see that?
I don't know what you're referring to. The run is continuing.
I just figured I could just revive him because I have 40 bottles in my body, that's why.
Hold up, that's worth six bottles? What the fuck?
Hey, don't open this door.
There's a guy behind this door.
There is?
Okay.
Unless we have to, it might be the only way to go.
I'll speed his ass when he comes through.
I don't have a weapon.
He's got basketballs.
Here, take this basketball.
Yeah, I wanna throw this fucking basketball item.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, where'd they go?
I was looking, there was a man here.
He basketballed his ass.
Wait, where'd they go?
He probably went in here.
There was a guy, there was a guy, for sure.
Ah, there's no friccozoids!
Oh, sorry.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Wait, they're actually not that friendly.
They're kind of pathetic.
I think they just collect bottles for you.
Okay
I've done something the big guy I got a frozen core
Where's this war what eat it?
Oh, I see now I understand I
I don't have- I don't have-
What?
What the fuck was that?
I understand now.
I mean, I wouldn't do it for this.
This breaks so fast.
I don't think it works on the basketball.
Oh, excuse me!
I don't think it works on the basketball.
Oh, excuse me!
Oops!
What?
What's guys?
Jesus open a window?
I mean, they're still alive.
Attention freaks! It's me! I'm waiting for you by the elevator, so we can get the f**k out of here.
We should definitely leave!
YOLO! I have booties, which resurrect everybody to drink it.
Oh! Oh, I can't store it though, anything.
things. I don't eat it. Yup, it'll also give it 40 health. So, maybe we should keep it.
I don't... Oh, did you give it to it? No, no, I've got it in hand. I can't
It's all the boost because it'll eat the boost.
Yeah, he's hungry.
Yeah.
We can augment the weapons with the process.
You're fording too?
I'm fording my game.
Well, you can be the forder.
You can be the forder?
OK, let's go.
We'll get the suit.
I got em, they are gone!
That one had like a hazard thing on it.
I passed it.
That's fun, I love hazard.
Missed.
Oh fuck, oh fuck!
I can't see anything in here!
We can go this way.
There's stuff there, I see.
I can't see. I can go.
Okay, I can't see fucking jack shit in here.
I'm disarming.
Okay.
I'm putting in.
I'm farting.
No. Okay. Nice.
I just fucking got bl- I can't see anything.
I can't-
What am I? What happened to me?
What happened?
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I'm teleporting.
Yeah!
I can't see my teeth or anything.
What is happening?
Hey, what is a flare going to do?
Too much weed, bro.
Oh
Dang there's a scary man with a slinky coming at me. Oh
Bondaging we should leave
We gotta go
He's bondaging me.
Don't leave him.
He's still in here!
I thought he would leave!
I thought he would leave!
Oh, he bondaged me too.
What the fuck oh no this this this is a bad idea
Rezu are you alive?
I'm alive I'm alive I'm dead now
Wow fuck this bondage thing what is this oh okay
What the fuck it doesn't care about me at all how much ammo does this gun have
I
Know my fly be Malone
Fuck you I
Got it. I got it
This is playing back. Yes, it is
Oh
Potato it's terra tommo from fucking Isaac. There's no there's no ammo in this gun
Oh
I think like
Oh, you can kill me. I think that's what's on the ground there. They're all like
Dude, we're all dead except for him
You can't do ammo in any of these guns wait. You have enough bottles to run by the revive machine. Oh
Shit, baby exists
Can you read this?
What is this life, okay, just punch one
It's gonna bottom the shooting outside if I run the shot.
Surely, surely you're fighting.
Okay, always working slowly.
I can't catch this guy though, the funk.
I uh...
Roll with the arrows.
I think this is a boss fight.
What is this?
Uh, I'm shocked that this is happening.
I've never seen this yet.
Try to fucking go. Can I just go?
I panicked and I put the lever in the elevator because of the bondage guy and he was stayed in the elevator
Do you have anything on you?
If I would have known bro
Basketball?
It doesn't really do damage, the basketball does no damage
Throw potatoes
Somebody told me to throw potatoes
Is there anything in here?
Throw potatoes
potatoes
There's nothing in here talky. We can't really bad time
There's no there's nothing in here isn't there's no weapons
There's no weapons is there nothing I might just have to go
Yeah, I gotta go
Charlie
Fucking potato fights, okay
Hey!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
We tried to push.
And now what?
That's not bad.
I think we did a good job.
I think we did pre-
I think we made it so far.
Dude, if I had known there were potatoes, there were so many potatoes.
I'm going to come back.
I have a question though.
Here's my, here's my big question.
Here's my big answer.
What happens if you just decided to just keep riding down the elevator until like, what if
we just like keep going in until- I think that's why we had the critical stop, because
we couldn't stop the elevator to the chain guy, so I think it forces you to stop, but
I think the box is a separate thing. I think it does force you to stop there.
What if we just like, we can ride it, and go as deep as we can go, and ride it, and
just like, what if we only stop for gas, and we just go as deep as we can go?
Where's G-Mart?
I
Told you my
Is he leaving oh
He said he says he's gonna call it he's done he's gonna call he's done
Yeah, oh no, I think I'm done too. I was gonna say I'm down to see what happens if we just
Let's just see how far we can go on this thing.
Let's ride it down.
We're riding again.
Does it stop us?
Yeah, it'll eventually stop you when we're out of fuel.
Oh my god!
Yo, he's back!
He's back!
I'll be the fourth.
You came back!
I got back.
Hey, what the fuck?
Holy shit.
I got shit.
Wow!
Oh my god, we felt so bad.
I felt so bad.
I felt bad for like an hour.
I don't know.
I love how he was watching the stream.
You were?
I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,
Oh my god!
I don't know.
It was good.
It was good.
No, but...
Candy Reynolds!
Candy...
I think Candy's scared that you're going to be bad.
I swear, I swear, I'm not.
I swear.
I swear
Where?
Oh, oh, oh
What happened?
What happened?
Uh, well we
Man of fuel so
It ate mouse
Where are we before?
We're at 410
Wait, I hate me
I don't think it was gonna eat me
I'm not gonna lie
I'm not I'm not I'm not
It was nice meeting you I'm gonna go now
I'll do it wrong, I'll do it wrong.
You know what? You're cool, bro.
Appreciate it, I appreciate it.
Bye!
My machine is syn-
Yeah, I have a signal, so I can't work.
He's a chill guy, but-
He's a chill guy, but we gotta be careful.
He's a chill man.
We're a chill guy.
We're a chill guy.
It doesn't matter. My game grits out real bad now.
Good night guys!
But not for me cause I'm not going to bed.
Aww!
Ha ha ha ha!
But not for me cause I'm not going to bed cause I'm gonna be awake!
Ha ha ha!
WAIT WHERE ARE MY GLASSES?!
I don't know how to put my glasses back on.
Shit.
Look.
Uh, no not you!
No not!
No!
Pfft!
Pfft!
It's time for- it's time for walking-
Uh, Yetis, you're a cool- you're a cool guy.
Thank you for being so cool, and thank you for not saying a slurp.
Pfft!
Pfft!
Thank you for not being mean.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
What?!
You can't be too careful in today's 2026, you know what I mean?
You can't be too careful in today's 2026, bros.
You know, Candy was in line, though.
So, uh, I have to say, um, I started getting, I started getting motion sickness playing
this game.
She wasn't, she, Candy wasn't kidding, I started getting motion sickness too.
I wonder why.
And you probably might be wondering, why are you okay then?
Uh, I'll tell you why I'm okay.
Um, drugs.
I took my, my empty nausea medication, and that is why I'm buying now.
So, I'm okay.
Zootide?
I don't know, what could it be, is it the camera movement?
I'm so confused.
Bros, we've been waiting for this moment.
We've been waiting for this moment to come.
And now it's time.
It's time to finish season one of Walking Dead.
We're gonna finish it right now.
Are you ready for season one of Walking Dead finale?
I can't wait for a happy ending.
Something tells me there is no happy ending.
Oh, I have a question.
I have a question.
I have a big question.
Shit, there was this game that I found,
but I can't find it anymore.
I have a huge question.
I just saw that SCP Containment Breach
came out today on Steam.
Is that like the, like the Containment Breach game
just on Steam now?
Did they like redo it and release it on Steam?
I mean, again, no, I think this is like the original game
just released on Steam. Procedural First Person Horror Adventure. It says...
Look. Has it always been on Steam? No, it's never been on Steam.
Uh, Container Breach is a free survival horror game written in Blitz 3D, the events of the
game, blah blah blah, made with love by a group of dedicated fans, this release is filled
to the brim with community-created fixes, quality of life improvements, and extensive
Steam integration. Oh! I guess they like make some stuff.
Arcana, thank you so much for the raid. I'll be at a great street day for the raid.
Maybe it's just like a it's like a modded version.
So, one of the reviews say, I may be slightly biased, but I think it is an amazing version
of the game and a definitive version.
It's leagues better than the lead works release that really improves upon nothing substantial,
it is still marketed as a major update to containment breach.
said after doing a hundred percent run on this game as someone who has a hundred
percented the original game on Keter on Keter many many times I can say that this
version is very good I mean the reviews are all very positive well maybe I'll play
it one day and I hope hopefully when I play it I don't get the version where
this motherfucker is chasing me endlessly and I'm trapped in a loop of dying for
20 minutes
why not it sounds fun shut up what what are you talking about why let's take my
meds bro how to take meds in 20 minutes hello
Pop your peels, pop your peels bros.
Pop your peels.
Your major reasons?
whatever. I'm I'm a raisin. I'm a tiny little raisin. I'm so I'm nervous. I'm scared. I'm
nervous and I'm scared. I don't want to expect from this damn finale of this game.
I don't know what-
I'm- I'm- I'm really nervous.
Ooooooh!
Where is the- I'm the walking dead!
Are we doing it? Yeah, we're doing it right now.
We're doing it. It's happening right now. It's happening.
It's happening, man.
Available Commentary or Gallery Music Player. Music Player?
Clementine Sweet.
Ursula's form.
Yeah, but there's no, there's no easy street.
Where's the easy street, huh?
Season select.
Walking dead.
Walking dead.
Where's the hat?
Oh shit, my hat.
My hat!
Hold on, I gotta get my hat.
I forgot about my hat. Where the fuck am I? Where is my hat?
Oh my hat. I didn't lose my hat. It's right here. It's right here.
It's right here bro. It's right here. Here's my hat.
I got my hat, bro. Stop. Cheers. Cheers, bruv. Cheers, bruv.
Oh
God
Previously on the walking dead
What if my parents come home and I'm not there?
No, I've got my walkie-talkie in case they try that way.
Hey, there were some batteries in one of those boxes.
Here, you can have some, too.
I don't think we should look for your parents.
They always stay in the same place when they go there.
The Marsh House?
Yes, that's it!
Marsh House!
You know, you came into town from the railroad, did you?
We gotta go!
Oh my god.
Yeah, why? Clementine? Clementine! Fuck!
Fuck! I remember all of God!
Clementine's God, wherever she is, I have to find her.
We have a better chance of finding her if we all go together. Who's with me?
We'll look for Clementine together. Fuck man.
Yeah, yeah.
She's my family now, she's all I got. Hell, in the end family's all that matters.
That's true.
You're right. I owe her. Some of them I gotta make it right.
Come on, talk.
No way!
Who the fuck is that guy?
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
Burn it! Get out here! There doesn't have to be any trouble here! All I want is the girl!
Give her back and nobody needs to get hurt!
Oh my god...
Are you alright?
It's not there!
Burn it you son of a bitch!
No way!
Who is this?
It's not Burn it if that's what you're thinking. And you should really watch your tone!
Who the fuck is it then?
I'm in time to find you.
But how are you?
I choose my next words very carefully.
Please don't hurt her!
Harder.
I'm not the one who hurts people.
What the fuck?
There's a bush of death between you and me and her.
If I can thank God for anything anymore, it's that.
Who did I...
What?
You better give me back my climbing time!
You better not fucking hurt her. I swear.
You better not. I'll kill her. I'll kill everybody.
Don't worry pal. We'll get her back.
You don't want- If I can't have her, no, but- No, I'm just kidding.
I'll kill her, I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill him.
How's that feeling?
Bad.
We should have cut my arm off.
Not great.
The hand is hot.
It's thumping a little bit.
You seem okay for now.
Yeah.
Oh, she's deeper than I get if it sucks.
We're about to have a lot less. We'll all make sure nothing is...
Oh, fine.
You're still the smartest fucker out of all of us. Try to find another way out of here.
I am! Well, I'm not smart enough that I didn't get bit! I'm pretty stupid!
Nothing through here.
Oh, fine.
I was kinda hoping they'd dunce them secret tunnels or something.
They're dead, they just don't stop walking.
They don't stop walking, bro.
Oh, you know, you're giving me the option to look, so...
Those fucking dead, they just won't stop walking.
Just some surgical supplies.
What is that?
I think it's some sort of spreading device.
Ew!
I'm just looking at him.
Ribs!
Open elevator!
Shoot at the elevator!
What good is that gonna do?
Hey, don't worry. We'll find Clementine.
Damn right we will.
I don't know what.
To do that, you gotta get us another way out.
I'm sure, I'm sure.
We're lucky there's no axel in that door closed, huh?
Oh, shut up.
Oh my god.
Bro.
Any trouble?
There's thousands of dead filling the sewers and god only knows how many up top.
Yeah, that's messed up.
Don't worry about this guy.
This is all Ben's fault!
This is all Ben's fault, bro.
This is all his fucking fault.
Get those things done up for a fucking minute.
Just keep looking for another way out.
I got this.
This is not going back the way we came.
No shit.
There's no going back at all if you don't find another way out of here.
We've got this.
You keep looking.
Okay, okay, I'm going bro, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I don't want to...
I'm going man, I'm going!
Where the hell did they go?
That's what I wanna know.
Where the hell did they go?
I believed in me, I did believe in man, I was wrong.
Hey, I think I found a way out!
I can't put my hands in between the doors.
I'm not going to shoot my way through.
I'm shooting the elevator!
I just started. Don't worry. You didn't miss anything.
Fuck, what are we gonna do?
Guys? Any ideas?
Oh, we...
A ridge grid.
The pussy pliers? What the fuck? This is not pussy pliers!
It's a web spreader!
What the fuck?
I'll have these doors open in two seconds!
Both pliers.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Lee.
No.
Oh no.
Lee.
No.
Please.
Oh, he's not going to make it.
He's not going to make it.
He's not going to make it.
I ain't get-
Fuck. If you're alive, shit.
This is bad.
Fuck!
Can we move it?
We shoulda cut it off, bro.
Okay.
This has to be done.
Sorry, pal.
We gotta do it.
Stop! He's awake!
He's still bitten!
So?
Don't just cut it off, bro!
He's about trying to save him!
time do we have to cut it off though yes do we know it works yes we don't know
anything yes just cut it off there's gonna be a lot of blood there's gonna
be a shitload of blood what if he dies then the rest of us go after
Clementine and get the hell out of Savannah damn right let's do this let's
do it if there's a chance it stops you guys should I have cut it off or
not it's too late already it's too late I picked to do it I picked it I picked
the chocolate off I'm turning we have to take it let's do it maybe it'll work it's
a big risk yeah we're down here without a lot of options
oh my god I don't know oh god I don't know I don't know if we should cut it
off or not. Okay here's the thing. I feel like... Here's my thing. Okay here's my thing. If
I cut it off, okay, I feel like the bite has been there way too long. There is no way cutting
off my arm is gonna save me at this point. I've been bitten for too long. If they would
of chopped my arm off before like a while back ago I feel like I would have
had a chance but I don't and the problem with that is because I don't have a
chance I feel like chopping off my arm is gonna fuck up my chances of saving
Clementine because I only have one arm it's only gonna slow me down
It's too late, Rose. It's already hitting. It's already hitting.
Are we voting? Okay.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Mouse, wait, you got to get rid of the top hat.
You can't have two hats in the zombie apocalypse.
I can't have- I'm gonna wear five hats in the zombie apocalypse.
I'm gonna wear 60 million fucking hats.
Watch me wear all the hats I want.
Oh my god.
I need my arm!
I need it to save Clem on time!
I need my fucking arm!
Boo!
Mom, it burned his balls!
Mom, it burned everybody's balls!
For reals, I could-
Ooh.
It could slow-
It could slow me down.
It- It will slow me down.
How this snow though?
NOOOOO!
Oh.
Oh my god, by five votes, holy shit.
Holy, holy.
Holy.
Damn it! What the fuck?
You know what? This would be a shame to be a sale.
Let me take my medri, like before we resume.
Coral, we have to cut off his left side.
He'll be all right, Coral, A-L-L, right.
Well, that makes me think, like, if somebody gets bit, like, if somebody gets bit, okay,
and you chop off their arm or their leg, if they get bit on the arm or the leg
and it gets chopped off, and you just save them.
If a person gets bit like on, let's say a person gets bit like on their back or something.
Couldn't you just like cut out the piece?
Or no.
Hey, take me!
Like couldn't you just cut out the piece if you're super like if you're super fast I'm
talking like you get bit and all of a sudden you're like oh shit you just take you just
take a knife and you just slice off that part of your back you just cut off a back cube
you cut off a human back- After flash all of Telltale walking dead game will you play
any other Telltale games or not?
Hmm, maybe the fence, maybe.
What other ones are there?
No, we'll leave it.
Aww.
this out of here and I think what I have died if I chopped my arm off or no I'm
gonna die either way I feel like I feel like regardless if I chopped it off or
not I would die
it's just too late
I just feel like it's just way too late, it's way too late, there's just no way.
You okay, Lee?
Yeah, we just have to get the hell out of here.
How sturdy is that door?
We're not on Easy Street anymore.
I don't want to be around for its breaking point.
Any luck with those elevator doors?
Working on it.
I'm working on it.
I'm working on it.
Good.
We're on easy street.
Na na na na na.
You're going to be able to hold them back with their door pops.
No promises.
Na na na na na na.
Ever cracking up the good champagne.
Na na na na na.
Na na na na na.
Playing you're on easy street.
We're all in the sun, and we only just begun.
It's time to have a little fun.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Alright, up we go.
We're gonna have to go as quiet as possible, and see if we can make it to an empty floor, or even the roof.
Sounds good.
Ooh ooh ooh, we're gonna do it!
Nice and quiet everybody.
There's some light up there.
Good.
Let me get this up this ladder.
Get my fucking ass up this ladder.
Get my fucking-
Holy shit.
Jump scare.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die
Shit!
Oh jeez.
Shut the fuck up man.
Everything okay up there?
I think I just pee myself.
Oh pee on me?
Holy shit, that shit came on me fast.
Holy shit, that shit came at me fast.
Oh no, no, no, no, Lee!
Lee! Lee! Oh god, are you a liar?
Get up!
Oh my god, ain't no fucking way!
I can't move. Damn, I'm stuck. You have to pull yourself up.
Jesus. Gotta get up. Oh.
Holy shit, how the fuck? Good job.
Oh my god.
Oh man.
Walkers!
Coral!
Coral, save the house, Coral.
As long as I get to see Clementine before I die, no help.
As long as I get to see Clementine before I die, no help.
What the fuck?
Clemontons out there somewhere
We'll get to early we'll do whatever we have to look let's get our bearings and see if we can figure out a way to make it across 10
good
good good
I can see how like
either way if my arm was on or off like you're having a hard time you know what I
mean or Lee some poor bastard took a spill yeah looks like whoever was up
here painting that sign went ass over tea kettle that means there's a zombie
around here it's an extension ladder
it's gonna be a zombie around here
see anything there's a fire escape here that's about it oh not a good man get
away if we get over to that bell tower we might have some impact on all those
walkers out there but then we just run through the streets yeah I don't know you
came with me you didn't think I would it's like you said Clementine has been
my biggest well only real fan maybe a big piece of crap if I didn't yeah Ben you
would be any thoughts on our current situation I think I'm staring down at my
worst nightmare just a dusty haze of death try to keep you sit together
I need to get out of this roof.
You still wanna die?
You still wanna die?
I'm more afraid of getting someone else killed.
I'll make sure that doesn't happen.
I'll make sure that doesn't happen.
I'll make sure that doesn't happen.
Thanks.
I'm Batman.
Including Bitten's not that bad.
Really?
No, it's a death sentence.
It's horrible.
But try not to worry about it.
Yeah, it's the best thing that you can do I guess.
Don't worry.
That looks like Crawford Square over there.
Fuck that place.
Did fix up our boat though.
We get Clementine and get right back.
Make sure she wears her life jacket, okay?
Aw.
Something tells me she's not gonna want to.
Aw, Clementine.
That looks like Crawford Square over there.
Oh.
That looks like Crawford's play.
No, I'm just, uh, I was taking a minute, actually, sorry, uh, I know I shouldn't.
What's going on?
What's going on?
The lakes are these old-school abandoned subs, thank you!
Everything.
Fuck man.
You know, I do.
I can't thank you enough for what you did for Duck.
I don't know how I'd be if you hadn't.
Don't dwell on it.
Aw.
Now look at where we are.
Right now.
And I can't imagine Cat and Duck in all this mess.
Kid.
No.
No, I'm sorry.
We're in a fucking hurry to get off this roof.
It's...
It's not the time.
I'm sorry.
I'm okay.
You see that bell tower?
There's a bell tower over there.
We know what those do.
Yeah, I bet they probably get themselves!
What do you think?
How many think are below us?
And out there? Look at that dust.
Man, bro.
Fuck, man, who knows?
You know, it could be worse. People could, like...
Here's a way down.
Yeah, half the dead population in Georgia wouldn't wander in the streets down there.
People that are already buried in, like, cemeteries could be coming out.
The old dead that died a long time ago could be coming out could be worse.
It'll be worse. I'm just shying.
He or she walked away from whatever accident happened, but that doesn't really mean much.
I'll see you so much for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you, thank you.
Saw our moment in the sun. That's the church across the street from the mansion.
River Street should be just beyond that. We need to head back that way.
We'll stop off at the mansion, like you said, and make sure we didn't overlook anything.
Yeah.
I might have a way to clear us a path.
Oh shit.
I can make it to that bell tower.
I can draw the walkers down to that side of the hospital.
There'll be thousands of them.
It'll thin out the streets between here, the mansion, and River Street.
Even if it's just for a few minutes.
Even if it's just a few minutes, bro.
That's the church across the street from the mansion.
River Street should be just beyond that
Anything over here honestly, my vision isn't great. I think it's allergies or all that shit those walkers are kicking up
I'll just that's all I'm just shit people used to get those I
Know right you never see anybody in an end of the world story with pay fever. It still happens people just don't talk about
I know. It's his deal with Clem. Everything.
Put this rage inside him like I can't even say.
I used to get out of this deal with just...fuck.
Who was that guy?
Someone with priorities?
I thought that would work.
I mean, think about it, guys!
Heard?
I'm working on it. Are you gonna be able to hang in there?
I have to.
What do you mean? What do you mean, wait, what? Have we not thought about it? Like, how are all these women, like, surviving on their period?
You know?
I haven't kept up with the walking day, but how come no one's made light armor, like chainmail from copper wire, from destroyed buildings, or even leather for bide resistance, specifically on the limbs?
The only group that I've seen actually make armor are is Kingdom from the show so far.
I haven't seen like I've only seen like half of like I've only been up to season nine season nine of Walking Dead
but I think I think the saviors also made armor too but they didn't really like use it all the time
but Kingdom were like the only people that I saw that were would like make armor
Everybody else, like, wasn't making armor.
Bell Tower.
Imagine that way.
Yeah.
If we can use that bell tower to bring them to that side of the hospital,
it won't be an easy trip back toward River Street.
But it wouldn't be impossible.
I'm with you.
Just have to get over there.
I was worried you wouldn't come with me.
I was thinking you and Omi, it wouldn't come with me.
We look out for each other, but we sure as hell weren't gonna let you go alone.
Not with that time bomb chewed into your wrist.
You two have been solid since day one.
What's this, day three?
Poor?
Well, I appreciate it.
I've only known each other for three days, bro.
Three days and I already fucked up.
Shit.
God damn it.
This stuff.
I can't believe this is gonna die.
This makes me so sad.
I already know what's coming. I know what's coming. I'm not dumb
What's up over here?
Bell Tower that's what's up. Yeah, I could help
With the bell tower on this side of the hospital and the match over there
It might be our way off this rooftop I
Can make it to that bell tower I can draw the walkers down to that side of the hospital
There'll be thousands of them.
I don't thin out the streets between here, the mansion, and River Street.
Even if it's just for a few minutes.
Dan.
Hey.
I think you're Clem's favorite.
I think you're Clem's favorite. You know that?
Really?
Yeah, she's a big fan.
You get away with shit I never would.
We're getting her back, Lee.
You know that, right?
Yeah.
Are we Agbro's?
Of course.
We'll get out of sight, and leave you with him.
You get me?
I get you.
Hell yeah!
Leave me with the guy!
All over the room, be a zombie for life!
We are zombies, zombies!
Abro's a war am pausing.
We're pausing bro, we're pausing.
Why didn't she cut off her arm?
I didn't cut off my arm because I'm just gonna be honest.
I would have cut it off, however, I feel like the amount of time that he's been
been this too long oh see these which will take it the amount of time I'm like
I feel like it was just way too late like you have to I feel like if you've been
been you need to chop that shit off immediately if you hesitate for a long
that's it and to me I think it was a it would be a waste a waste for me to
chop my arm off and it will only make me weaker. I think.
Cause when Herschel cut off his leg, how much time had passed?
I think like not even like five minutes, right?
Like they literally chopped his leg off like immediately after he got bit.
But with this guy, with Lee, I feel like the arm chopping came too late.
It's been way more than 5-10 minutes.
It's been like an hour, I think.
Like, that's the thing where it's like we should have chopped the arm off all back at
the other location before we came over here.
I don't know why the fuck we waited.
me passing out just like the whole like passing out scene is like that's it
it's too late yeah they were just fucking yapping the whole time this is like well
stop yapping and save this man
save him save him
no prior knowledge
Are we free?
Free from ab jail?
Oh, they already lurk.
Come back here!
How's the lurk?
It's doing a lot better.
Thanks for going into Crawford for me.
Even if it wasn't entirely for me.
Clementine too.
She's tough as hell.
Isn't she?
Yeah.
He's a tough little girl, bro.
Don't worry more than you should about her, OK?
I'll see if we can make it to that bell tower.
I'll see if we can make it out to that bell tower.
OK.
Be careful, though.
I don't want you going any sooner than you have to.
Thanks.
Thanks.
It's a bell tower, like the ones Molly used to draw the walkers around the city.
Ain't no way I can jump that gap.
I am not gonna fucking- there's no way I can jump that.
Be crazy.
You can't ever believe!
Holy shit.
The bells!
Yeah, could buy us some time
Draw as many as we can this way get down off the roof on the opposite side and bust our ass
Oh, it just occurred to me if Lee had a torn cage you could hit the limon for quite a while
Though loose functionality rather quickly due to blood no longer circulating. I'll do it
Yeah, then I'll do it
If we ever
It should be the guy who's got the least to lose
what's the worst that could happen I get bitten again so we're agreed there
I I could I I too noticed that he's been doing everything with this with this
other hand hasn't been using that hand maybe I should have chopped it off
anyway
I notice. I notice. I notice that he's just not using his other hand. He's, like, rarely
using it.
Harry. Yeah.
Yeah.
It means he just used his little stump on the ladder.
If he had a stump.
Oh my god, that's so scary.
Oh!
Oh shit.
Ah!
Holy shit!
Oh fuck.
Holy shit man!
Are you okay?
Yeah!
Yeah, I'm fine try to find another way out of there
If you sell the rings of this and they'll be thousands down below
I haven't heard of the horn.
They're coming this way.
Tons of them.
Jesus.
Dinner!
You get back here.
I think I have to jump there's no way back you can make it it ain't that far
Yeah.
You got this, you got this, motherfucker.
Yeah, motherfucker.
If I jump to the ledge.
I don't know if I can make it.
You can do it!
I made it.
Good god damn leap pal.
Let's get the hell off this roof.
Perfect.
It didn't even help.
No one can help me now.
Dead man walking.
Don't use your gun!
What the fuck is wrong?
I'm making too much noise.
Holy.
They took the boat.
What the fuck?
They took the boat.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Holy...
They took the boat.
What the fuck?
They took the boat!
Come on, just come the fuck on!
Well, we're not coming back here after we find Clem.
Who?
Fuck.
How could this happen?
It's the guy on the radio, the one that's got Clem.
They're gone.
Holy shit, they're gone.
Relax.
Hey guys.
No.
It wasn't the guy on the radio.
Oh.
Vernon. Vernon?
No fucking way. The Involids?
Their actions, uh, contradict your characterization.
But, yeah, the Involids.
What the?
He's right. They're not Involids.
They're just people.
Hello?
Uh...
Even longer than we have.
No wonder they got the jump on us.
What the?
I don't give a fuck if their make-a-wish was a fucking boat ride.
When I find them, I'm gonna rip their throats out.
She would have done the same.
Says the guy who wouldn't take a box of food from an abandoned car.
things have changed. He says he feels bad about it, leaving us and Clementine behind.
Oh yeah, he's very deuce. They will make it far, not without us.
Oh Meade, can you go over the fence and let us into the backyard? We shouldn't be
out in the open. Yeah. This is not happening. Everything is so fucked. Clementine is still
out there. So we get Clementine and then what? We get the fuck out of cities. We're done
with cities. We go into the countryside and make a go of it. Yeah, that seems like a good
idea to me. Nobody asked you. You just did. Don't get fucking smart with me, Ben.
Do you remember we had a boat? A boat! Everyone keep it together. Nothing has changed, has it?
Nothing has changed. Well, Kenny, what the fuck are we doing?
We'll stay the course. Don't turn on each other.
Yeah, chill out, Kenny. Everybody chill!
We can do this in the yard.
Ben, I swear to God.
What do we do without a boat?
Bro, we gotta get lovin' them first.
I don't know.
Oh my gosh, you're supposed to go down.
Bill. Lee's bitten and God knows how long he has left. Clementine is who the fuck knows
and we're robbed of the only hope we've had.
So?
So Lee should have left your ass and Crawford. We got enough problems.
Fuck you Kenny!
Whoa, Ben!
No, let him. I am so, so, so sorry about Katya and...
Oh shit.
And I know I fucked up but stop pushing me around and stop wishing I was dead
No
You know how they die. Oh, yeah, you said goodbye. I
Never got to see my family my parents my little sister
Damn, then let it out bro. Let it out. We is gone. But at least you had it out then lose I
Never made it home
They could be alive, or dead, or walkers, or worse, and I don't know!
So give me a fucking break!
He's just a kid, man.
Oh, Ben...
I'm...
Oh, great! All the fucking guys should!
Get the couch!
I'm in the house!
Fucking yell at guys!
This wouldn't have happened if we would've stayed in the house, Carl!
They shouldn't be able to get into the backyard, right?
Well, too late for that.
We can secure this place.
Krista!
Search the house for weapons!
On it!
Kenny!
Move anything you can up against the doors and windows!
That's what I was thinking!
Bin!
Help Krista!
Got it!
Omeed!
Yes?
What is it?
Front doors!
Oh, no!
Oh, no.
Lee, help!
Cut their fucking arms off!
There's gotta be a knife or something in there!
Knife, knife, knife, knife!
Hurry!
How did they get in so fast?
Make, Lee!
Get the damn arms off!
Get ready to fight this place seems dirty to me. I think we're fine
Oh
Sturdy my ass get upstairs
Oh my god
Guys
Everyone get to the end of the hallway!
Wait! That was Bree? Oh, but...
What do we do now?
This will slow him down!
Man, he found us, boy!
Get to the end of the hallway!
And take a fucking stand!
We can't let ourselves get trapped.
Scan as many as we can.
And when we see an opening, we go for it.
How many bullets y'all have?
Three.
Five.
Four.
2. You all know where I am.
Oh no! 3, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
NOOO!
Aim for the head, bro.
I don't have any more. I'm out!
Me too!
Fuck! Where do we go?
It's no goddamn opening!
Up!
Up, up, up!
AHH!
Clear!
OH!
We don't need the gun!
Yeah, what the fuck was that red mist? What the fuck?
What is this? Poppy playtime?
Well, there's no bullets in it, so it doesn't matter.
There ain't no bullets in it, so it's fine.
Everyone okay?
Lee's still bitten.
Shut up.
Okay.
You should the fucker.
Let's get out of here and keep moving.
Don't remind him.
Kids right.
We gotta keep moving.
Think there's any chance we get climbed and catch up to those goddamn thieves?
I don't know.
Maybe.
Well, we're not going out through this window.
No latches, no roof access, and 30 feet straight down.
Anyone have any ideas?
No, but this guy would.
He's got a resourceful air about him.
Knock it off.
Dixon Kent the third.
industrial need Krista just trying to light the fucking tone yeah we need
solutions not stupid jokes relax Chris sorry so no ideas then it's gotta be
another way check the floor for any other access event anything or we wait
for the house to clear out and stick to the high ground whoa Lee you okay
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
Am I hallucinating?
We're parents.
Lee, get up!
Did you hear that?
Yeah, I did.
What does that mean?
She's at the hotel.
Where her parents are staying.
Oh, the hotel!
He hasn't moved yet.
Yeah, yet.
How did he know?
We need to start thinking about Morden just Clementine when it comes to our...
urgency.
What do you mean?
How do we get out of here?
That's the whole point.
We don't know.
Okay, now your life depends on it.
How do you get out of here?
I don't know.
I don't get it.
I do.
Stop it! We can't panic!
How long do you think we have?
What?
Before I... zombify?
You should've cut it off.
At least then there would've been a chance.
Well, you didn't. And it's too late now.
I think we need to have... an adult conversation...
about what happens if Lee takes another spill.
Put me down then! Throw me the garbage!
We could be looking at Larry's situation here.
Who's Larry?
It don't matter.
Okay, what do you want to do?
Just talk about it.
Is that conversation in with me getting something dropped on my head?
Now, hey!
Guys, I don't know what happened before Omid and I showed up,
but we can cross this bridge when we get to it.
Lee, I'm not advocating anything here, but how is this not a thing?
We're also worked up about Clementine that we're forgetting what the fuck happened to you.
My arm is not the issue. I'm not the problem.
The 500 walkers in the house and doing this room are the goddamn problem. Yeah, maybe at the moment
But who's to say when it becomes an issue and that's my head
Anytime left to deal with it. This is getting out of hand. You're gonna listen to me
We will get Clementine back with or without you because I haven't given up everything to die because we were stupid
You're not touching me. Do you understand that? You know exactly what to do of our turn and that's enough
Do you hear me? You might become one of them! You understand that? How can you be fucking calm about that?
How do you shut the fuck up and stop making noise, bitch?
You ruined that dude's face.
Shut up, Swing.
I thought he was gonna bash my head open.
It's corroded the hell.
What's on the other side of this wall? A 30-foot drop?
No, this mansion butts up against the one next door.
Oh!
We're not lifers on Alcatraz here. We can't spend the next three months digging through a wall.
This wall ain't shit.
Is this really possible?
Let's have the perfect solution as to how we can survive these all new poplips.
Great. Here's my big plan.
Yeah, we can do this. Okay. We'll work in shifts.
Omid, Krista, and I. Lee, you rest. We have to work fast.
Here's my plan. The zombie apocalypse happens. Here's how we save the day and we restart civilization.
and and and it'll be yeah it'll be easy street all we have to do is build up
build up build the city on stilts build the city up on stilts raise all the
houses raise all the floors keep all the zombies at the bottom on the first
floor we'll have a two floor three floor world
Just build up, bro. Just build up. Just build up. I'm a genius. Don't never go. Don't never
come back. Don't never reach us if we build up to the sky. Who's with me? Just build
up, bros. And if somebody dies, every house, every home gets a mandatory weapon issued
their home where if somebody dies in the house you have to you have to put them
out you have to double tap when they die it's just obligatory in the in the
hospitals every bed has a weapon next to it every bed there's a weapon next
to every bed you have double tap every patient if they die like the
Jetsons guys, didn't you know the Jetsons is is after what happened in the walking dead?
That's the future of the walking dead
That's the future of the world, but what happened happening is just going to watch the iron mouse stream until the walkers come take me
The walking dead is a prequel to the Jetsons
Everybody should know this
You're probably wondering, oh, what's all the way at the bottom in the justice?
Oh, it's just a sea of dead people.
A bunch of dead people.
Sorry.
Me too.
Again.
Go sit down.
My plan is so smart!
Oh, glad you told us when you got bitten.
It would've been easy not to.
Yeah.
I can't keep it a secret.
You probably would've let you go alone if you hadn't told us.
Which would've been a mistake.
If I were you, I would've been scared shitless.
I
am and when it happened
Now I feel it inside me
But the day before you get the flu. Oh shit. I wish you would have taken it off
Don't think it matters now. I'm losing a lot of feeling in it. Really?
Yeah
That arm break a bone
Now tingly like it's asleep
I think
So when we get this guy, we're gonna jerk off one last time or what?
We just get them in time, that's the focus
Despite how I feel it. I can't let vengeance be the thing. Yeah, but if it's not that easy
We'll do whatever it takes whatever it takes you know that moment happens to you
Seriously, can we not talk like that?
The entire time we were at the hospital, I could sense you think you're as good as dead.
I'm bitten, Krista. We all know that's a wrap.
There's gotta be something.
I want you guys to take her.
I want you guys to take her.
Stop it.
Awww.
I'm serious. She'd be safer, relatively happy with you two.
We're not doing this right now.
listen to him it's what I want okay about him we got a supporter he's only a
kid still it's easy to forget that's true it's easy to forget that often no that
was the first it's good that he did Kenny couldn't pull that shit I don't
trust Kenny with shit I can't kill this family so there's been some
tension there really what happened Kenny son got bitten during the raid by some
gang that Ben was secretly helping they used to Kenny's wife died because of
his son Jesus well seems like it got through to Kenny whatever that's good
for all right I mean okay you could say that it's his fault but it kind of I
mean it is but it is you know I mean you want me to do it now and you can
hop in after me shouldn't be long now it's good we're forced to take a breath
I still can't believe you went and got chomped just I gotta talk about me like
at least he told I got chomped took some brass I don't think I would you
What a line! Fuck you Kenny!
How are you?
I'm...
I don't know how to answer that.
I'm sorry.
You've lost more than any of it.
It'll be alright kid.
Why are you acting like what's happened ain't happened.
What?
I appreciate it from both of you.
Bro Kenny is such a...
Kenny pisses me the fuck off bro.
Maybe take it easy on him from here on out.
Angry as hell.
I'm the fuck down, Florida man.
Maybe not.
You heard him outside.
I did.
I never really saw him out that way.
You didn't think he had a family?
Does Scott tell you much about what we've been through?
It's in pieces.
Before y'all, we had this woman, Lily, with us.
The world knows where she is now.
Holy babe.
Anyway, we had to make some tough calls with her dad.
She came between Lee and I pretty good.
Must've been a lot of nights hating this guy's guts.
Uh, I'm sorry for any pain in that cause.
It's impossible to go through life without causing some sort of pain.
Sometimes I can't help but wonder if I could have caused a little less.
Uh, it's- I'm- I'm not above saying sorry.
Cheers.
Cheers, bro.
You should have been drinking right now!
Sure.
I drank one.
Oh
Oh, I thought she was pregnant. Fuck
Is she pregnant? I'm through
No walkers
Algon, is she pregnant?
Everyone keep a goddamn eye out.
Bro, I think she's pregnant. Shit.
This place seems pretty sealed off.
I think she's pregnant then.
Well...
Damn.
Yeah, they didn't even give themselves a chance.
You did everything you could.
Aw.
easy for him to say, but-
Let's figure out a way out of here and get that little girl.
It's very easy for him to say, but he doesn't-
She should move.
Yeah.
Like-
I don't blame anybody for doing that in this circumstance.
Like, I wouldn't-
I wouldn't be mad.
I mean, I'd be sad-
Please, how do you know where we're headed?
I would be sad, but I wouldn't be like, bro.
One less walker, yeah, one less walker out there.
And I hate walkers.
I don't fucking like them.
I hate walkers and they hate me.
House is full too. Stay quiet.
The streets are full.
Sadness turns a anger.
Don't ask me how I'm doing.
Let's just keep going.
I wasn't gonna fuck it.
Don't ask me how I'm doing.
Let's just keep going.
I'm sorry!
Uh, uh, who asked?
Because I didn't.
I didn't!
I didn't fuckin' ask!
Lee?
You ok?
Yeah, let's keep at it-
A smaller falcon.
There's an easter egg here and an easter egg to what?
No no no no no no no no no!
I guess Crawford would've gotten them anyway.
Judging by the decor of this room I'd guess there were PBS watchers.
Hey, my parents' house looked a lot like this.
Maybe they also watched PBS.
Oh, Kung Fu movies.
Just saying.
I guess Crawford would have gotten them anyway.
Talks at Kenny three times?
Don't ask me how I'm doing.
Let's just keep going.
Don't ask me how I'm doing.
Let's just keep going.
Randy Tudor.
Good man.
Damn fireman.
Powerful stash.
One of the greats.
What the fuck?
Don't ask me how I'm doing.
Let's just keep going.
What the...
Okay?
Yeah, what the fuck is reddy, tutor?
Oh, so reddened.
You're still with us, babe?
Yeah, Lee.
Was he- was he somebody from the team?
Oh, a dad! Oh, that's pretty cool!
That's so cool!
That's cool programming something like that into the game.
Also, like, how the fuck did somebody just sit there and do that, and be like, whoa?
It's sick, but think of all the pain they avoided.
Okay, guys, I can't help but notice that there's like a little piece of like, there's
like a speck of dust like hovering by his head and it just makes him look like he has
like fleas.
Look.
It's sick, but...
Are you guys not seeing this?
It's sick, but...
Are you guys not seeing this?
It's sick, but...
It's sick, but...
It's sick, but...
It's sick, but...
It's sick, but...
It's sick, but think of all the pain they avoided.
What do you call this thing?
Paka.
Art?
Cough.
Fancy plate?
Might be the way out.
You still with the spit?
Yeah, Lee.
I just want to help.
Add zombie lights.
Zombie light.
Look out window, open window.
Oh, heels are alive! Oh sorry.
Nothing other than personal items in here.
Looks like we can stay off the streets all the way to River Street if we're careful.
Nice.
Let's go.
Jump from rooftop, rooftop!
Go ahead.
My plan!
My plan guys!
Oh my god.
He he he!
Oh no Ben!
Ben?
No!
Oh shit!
You're my fuckin mouth.
Holy fuck! What are we gonna do?
No way.
Kenny and I can handle this.
Dude, let me help you. You're already hurt.
Even more reason we all don't need to risk it.
You worry about her.
I did not expect that to happen, holy shit.
And if all this goes bad, you might be Clementine's last hope.
Can't we even die?
Keep an eye out.
I remember doing this one arm.
Well I got bo-b-b-arms.
Hey hey hey hey hey.
Ow.
I'm okay.
Bro what the fuck?
Shit.
Bro you're not okay.
Eggs!
Eggs!
Eggs!
Thank you for the raid, I'll be out on the stream.
Hello.
Spinning in, I see. Hello everybody, we're playing The Walking Dead, we're on season one, chapter five, so we're on the finale.
It's we're in the homestretch.
Would you guys get up to home?
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Just get me out of here!
Are you okay?
What the fuck happened, Ben?
I'm sorry.
Just get me up. My leg's hurt, I think.
We're gonna get your ass up, uh really? I thought you
Nope
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
What is it I'm okay, I'm okay. He's not okay. We can get you up. We can
Oh fuck it's over it's so over it's so over it's so over
Just yank him off that day, like a bandit do you think?
Oh no, oh no we're gonna have to leave him!
Fuck!
Oh god, don't let them get to me!
What are we gonna do?
Do you have any bullets left?
This has only got one left in it.
I'm out.
Shit.
Get the fuck out of here.
What?
She needs you Lee. Oh, no, she's not in a discussion
Hell no man, I'm not leaving. What did I just say? Let's get bit and get out of here
No
Fuck any Lee Lee it's okay
Oh kid, oh it's not it's just something I gotta do you know that
Go get that girl back you sons of bitches
Goddammit! Oh, fuck! Kenny, please!
Oh, man. There ain't no fucking way.
What happened?
Awww.
Is there any way any of them would have like...
Would Kenny of them...
Could I have saved either of them?
Could I have saved Kenny?
What happened?
I can't fucking believe this.
Creepy! Creepy! Thank you so much for the raid though!
I hope you had a good stream.
Oh god, oh god, something terrible just happened.
Thank you for the raid, I hope you had a good stream.
I'm sorry, I'm kind of like in disbelief right now.
Man!
I'm so sad.
I'm so sad.
No, but yeah, don't spoil, don't spoil.
Oh god, thank you, thank you guys so much, thank you for the ride, thank you, thank you,
thank you, I hope you had a good stream, okay, um, I'm, I'm, I'm processing.
I tried to help.
What the fuck happened?
There was just too many of them. Ben was really messed up. I don't know. There's nothing else.
God damn! God!
Aw, Lee. I'm sorry. It's not your fault, man. Can you sacrifice yourself?
He was fighting him off. Tried to at least it.
Maybe he killed Ben?
I think he killed Ben first.
You saw them die nobody was getting out of there. I'm sorry Lee
Maybe got away, maybe you did get away. I don't know yeah, maybe you somehow got away guys
We should go
Right behind you.
Maybe he got away and then he's going to run away and go back to Florida.
Yeah, he's going to go back to Florida and it'll be okay.
to talk
I believe the fuckers have fled the motherfuckers got Clementine has been in
Kenny dance before keep a clear head Lee we wouldn't be out here we'd all been
together to defend against Vernon and we'd be out on the water everyone would
be alive look Lee this is a shitty time but I want to clear something up
Well.
You guys would be great for her.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
I should be asking you that.
Before Indiana.
It's nothing.
What's nothing?
Let's just keep moving.
She's pregnant!
Yeah, he is looking pretty pale.
Oh god.
Oh god. Oh god.
He's looking so pale, bro.
Oh god, oh god, why do I have to look down?
River streets just up ahead.
Whoa, careful.
Even the buildings are full.
I know where the next meal is.
Even the buildings are full.
I know where the next meal is.
Be careful through here.
Yeah, we don't need any more accidents.
Yeah, be careful.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Oh my god, I'm looking super pale now, holy shit.
I'm looking... I'm looking...
I'm looking rough-a-rough.
There it is.
There it is, there's the Marthouse.
Yeah.
going first? You're the lightest. He's got a busted leg. You're walking for two.
I'm obviously not doing it. Oh my god! The decision doesn't make itself.
Oh my god. He knows. He knows he's pregnant!
There's a baby on the way.
I'm gonna go first.
I'll go first. See if anything happens out there.
You sure?
Yeah.
Maybe.
Maybe because I smell like them and I smell like one of them and they won't attack me.
Just go nice and slow.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Why can't we just spread the guts on us?
Why does everybody keep forgetting that that's a thing?
Almost there. It's an easy crossing.
Good.
Shit!
Oh fuck!
Shit.
Well, I did the thing I wanted.
Are you okay?
Fine.
I'm kind of fucked here.
What are you gonna do?
Fuck it.
I'm going for it.
Can we do it?
What does that mean?
I'm a joke!
It means I'm already bitten.
I just have to push my way through.
What the fuck?
Let's meet outside of town. By the train.
Are you nuts?
It's the only way. Do you hear me?
Yeah. By the train.
Jesus. We'll be there.
Goodbye.
Holy shit.
Oh God.
It's a label.
We're bidding already, bro.
Oh
Oh
One man on you bro
Come on, Lee, you can do it!
You can do it, Lee.
For clan is time!
We're gonna make it!
We're going to make it just for climbing time.
Whoa, a car.
Wait, where have I seen that station lane before?
You have seen it before, the fuck have I seen it?
Oh, you're sick.
What the fuck?
What is this?
Why is there like a...
Why is there a trap...
Set up?
Who the fuck is this?
I got us at joining rooms.
Ewww!
Where is she?
Where is he?
I already told you, she's fine.
You look horrible.
Go over there.
Who the fuck is this guy?
Put your things down.
Let me out! Who's out there?
I
Damn it. I knew he was gonna do that quiet, please sweetie. Oh sweetie her your things there
Come on leave channel you're in a rick, bro
Just be cool. Do I not seem cool?
Good go sit down
Do you know who I am no
No, I don't know anything about you
You wouldn't
People like you don't what?
Now you're thinking who would have it out for me, huh?
A few weeks back, there might have been a station wagon in the forest full of all sorts of
water, things you need to survive, I'm not some cannibal, some killer out in the woods,
I can't believe this! It wasn't right.
You want me to say?
I don't want you to say anything.
Bro, this over his shit?
I want you to know what happened.
Oh no, what happened because of that?
Have you ever...
...hurt somebody...
...you care about?
Yes.
Yes, of course.
Who?
Oh, shit.
I guess my wife.
I'm not gonna choose Kenny! Fuck Kenny!
I'm sorry, I'm eating crackers because I have to take my lead soon.
I
Wife my wife Clementine said she wasn't with you. I heard her a long time ago. How?
In a lot of ways in a lot of ways
She traveled for work I didn't like that I wanted a family
Aw.
A reasonable thing to want.
So we fought, and it made my biggest fear come true.
Aw.
Got sick one day on my way to class.
Cancelled it and went home.
Found that there was someone else.
Killed him.
Oh, crime of passion.
I was mad at her for so long, and I can't imagine how much pain she felt.
Jeez.
How about you?
Damn, that's rough, man.
You saw her.
So bad.
Who's her? Better not be clad in time!
My son Adam went missing.
I took him out hunting even though my wife said...
He was too young.
I figured he had to learn.
Oh, shit.
I came back without him and a look on her face said...
What?
monster what we all went out looking for oh yeah I found it I hurt her so bad oh
man and then we came back and all our stuff was gone your people be that
asshole in the ball cap his stupid fucking wife I could have earned her
Trust back if they hadn't made our situation so desperate.
Uh-oh, he's scared. He's scary. He's scary!
What do you mean, man?
I'm sorry.
The hungrier we got, the more she blamed me.
Until she finally took our daughter Elizabeth and left.
They didn't get far, I...
It isn't my fault!
Tell them...
A day later...
Oh, shit.
...in the road.
Zombied.
Do I look like a monster to you?
I mean, I want to say yes, but I'm afraid if I say yes, you're just gonna get mad.
We all do.
We all do.
Some more than others.
I'm not like you.
You walked a little girl into a dairy full of sick people and let them get their hands on her.
I was trying to plan a police state a safe place.
You abandoned a defenseless grieving woman.
What?
Wait, who-who?
Oh!
Oh, Lily!
I wouldn't do that again.
I couldn't leave her alone.
you're a monster you're a murderer and a thief and I'm gonna hurt you so bad
I
Give me climbing just give me Clementine back
I'd rather kill her myself because that's what will happen if she goes with you
After I found Clementine on my radio I
Wasn't even mad at you. I was coming for the others for all this guy's a psycho
But the more I heard about the things you did and the danger
BITCH! I HATE THIS GUY!
Leave, listen to me.
I need you to hear this before what happens next.
I can take care of her.
We can have a family.
Hellfuck no. Never. Never.
I bet you don't even know how old she is.
She's 8.
Wrong.
She's 9.
But...
Her birthday was 6 days ago.
I'm sorry, we're living in the apocalypse.
You know, she wouldn't be exposed to what she has been with you.
Of course, he sat there and asked her age.
Look, I don't know what to say.
Of course, he sat there and asked her,
hey, what is your fucking birthday?
We've been running for our lives!
That's not happening. You're crazy.
Keeping her with you is crazy.
Let us go.
No. No, I don't think so. You're going away, and we're starting a new family.
Over my dead fucking body, bro.
Well.
Hey honey, I think this is all going to work out.
Who are you?
I'm glad to.
I wish it wouldn't have had to get this bad, but...
What is happening?
What is in the bag?
over on, isn't it?
Just about.
I hate seeing you like this.
I just miss your smile, honey.
I miss you so much, Tess.
You're gonna like Clementine a lot, though.
She's not Lizzie, but she's sweet.
She wouldn't hurt a fly.
He's fuckin' talkin' to a bag, boy!
He's talkin' to a fuckin' bag!
UGH!
Son of a bitch!
Oh my god!
Just go away!
Die!
Huh?
Huh!
Clementine, no!
She killed a man!
Then I shot kid.
Oh.
I... Oh.
It's okay. It's okay.
Oh my god, I'm great!
You look horrible.
I know.
He said...
Let's just get somewhere safe.
He's not saying anything anymore.
You don't smell good.
Yeah, I know.
I smell like shit. I need a bath.
God damn!
Did he hurt you?
Did he hurt you?
No. Not really.
I'm sorry, Lee.
Claire, it's okay.
We need to get you somewhere safe.
And then we have to talk, okay?
Yeah.
Everything's okay now.
We need to figure out how to get out of Savannah as fast as we can.
You've heard the gun.
Crazy ass man.
Hey, you saved me.
It's my fault.
His wife's head in his bag.
Like you said.
It's okay. You learn.
Come on, Abros.
Abros, don't worry, Abros. I got you, bro.
We're pausing. We're pausing.
We're pausing, Abros. We're pausing.
Don't worry, I'mma check the bag.
Is it a lesbian?
You ever talk to a bag?
Um, I'm gonna talk to my fucking bag, okay?
Get a little booboo on his bed!
I just want to say, I just want to say, I'm proud of her for using the gun and that she
She was a great shot, but I'm sad because I didn't want her to kill anybody.
But it was bound to happen anyway.
I feel like when you're in that situation there's no way, there's no way it's not going
to happen.
What the fuck can happen?
Did he miss anything?
I'm taking the bag first.
I fucking do it.
Oh my god, it's her zombified head.
Don't look at that.
No, I know.
Oh my god, he didn't even kill the head.
He kept it alive?
He's a fucking freak.
I'm not sure if this is the best thing I've done.
Hmm
It's to the other
There's nothing in there. Can we go? Yeah, of course
I don't know if we should go...
Holy shit!
Oh no!
No! No, no, no!
Oh no!
It... it didn't bite you.
Oh no!
I know it.
Musta.
You're covered in all that gross stuff.
I had to get through a bunch of them to get here.
That's enough, Savannah.
it's time finally fucking finally bro finally the knowledge of the show is put
to good use it's not horrible which means you have to too yeah you gotta smell
okay you guys know yucky but that's okay you can use cheeky soap after you're
done. Oh no. Don't worry. It'll be nice and clean after. Scooping up those guts. Take
Take a nice bite.
We'll get you cleaned up as soon as we can.
Not soon enough.
We'll get you cleaned up as soon as you can.
Don't worry.
Not soon enough.
Don't worry. Don't worry. It's just a little smell.
It's just a little bit of smell. It's no big deal. It's just a little smell.
How are you doing?
A little.
A little more. I want to be sure.
There. That should do it.
I hope so.
And you're missing something.
I've had this gone.
I thought you were gone.
Thank you.
Stay right next to me.
Walk very slowly.
Don't look around.
And don't panic.
Just be like,
Rooooooow!
I'll keep you safe.
Rooooooow.
It's act like you're dead.
Oh my god, they're all dancing, dancing in the streets!
Oh
Oh
Oh no, it's her parents?
Clam, Aldo.
Oh, that's so sad.
Oh.
Please wake up
Please don't be dead. Please. No, how do they make it?
Oh, yeah, I was so scared
I thought you left me
I saw my parents
They're dead. They really are. Oh my, now he's going to die.
We can't. There's thousands of them outside.
We have to. I'll protect you.
No, no, no. That's crazy. I saved you. We're safe here. I locked us in.
Get that door open.
I can't!
Do it!
No, don't yell at her!
He doesn't know!
It was only a little open when I found it.
I closed it to keep us safe.
God, he looks so fucked.
One, two, three!
That's it. It's end of the road for me.
See?
Clementa, honey?
Oh no! Awww!
What... what happened?
No... no...
No! It's a crap! It's not...
No! No! No! No!
Yes, it is.
It's gonna be okay, you're gonna be okay.
Yeah, you're gonna be okay.
You just have to think and work together.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I'm crying.
Holy shit, I'm crying.
Dude, she just found out she lost her parents and asked him to find the second parent
that she got.
I think there might be a way out over here.
Oh, so sad.
Good, good girl. Let's go. I might be a little slow.
I'll help you.
Aww. Thanks, Glen and Pines.
You're a good little bean.
I got you!
The dirty officers are doing a job even in Matthew!
I'm okay. I'm okay.
I thought I was helping by bringing you in here.
Oh, you did, honey. It's all but out there.
Only when it's too near.
It was hard.
I don't know how you did it, but you did good.
Okay?
You did good.
Keep going. We're almost there.
Okay.
She's so brave, she deserves a treat.
Get up, Lee!
The door is right here!
Oh my god, this is so sad.
This is so sad.
I can't.
You have to!
Damn, I can't move.
This is it for me here.
Please! Please! Try to get up!
Oh...
Do it! You can do it!
You can do it for her!
Oh, never mind.
You don't have much time. You gotta do something.
That is...
Like what?
Gonna cry.
Ain't no way...
We're gonna have her kill him.
Oh god, it ain't no way.
Potato!
Oh
I can't we can't leave him man we can't we have to do it
She has to learn to do it and I think I would feel worse allowing him to remain a zombie.
Especially since she had to see her parents as zombies.
And then what if like, you know, she has to like sit here knowing, oh not only are
parents out there wandering around who leaves out their wandering around too
I'm curious, can we make a poll and see?
WE ARE NOT ON EASY STREET!
But it's so traumatic for her to have to kill him.
Fuck.
I- I'm on the fence.
I'm on the fence. I don't know, cuz...
One, it's trauma for her.
Mouse please it's trauma it is traumatic for her but she also has to learn because like
she's not the world is this way I feel like she's strong enough I feel like we've we've
we've set a good foundation for her to be strong.
And I feel like it would hurt more her leaving him there.
Damn.
I think we have like one bullet left.
She just turned nine.
Well, it's time to grow up, nine-year-old!
Get ready!
I can't leave him. We have to kill him.
You're gonna have to make sure that he'll turn.
You won't, though.
Then, I will. You know what you have to do.
No!
I can't. There's no way.
You can do it. I believe in you.
We'll figure it out now. Don't worry.
There's a chair over there.
The way out is through there, Clem.
I know.
Just start by getting that door open.
It's locked.
It's not a big deal.
It's just a glass window.
Take the chair and break the glass.
I tried to punch the glass.
There's a chair over there.
Keep pulling.
It might give.
That went out just regular glass.
There's a baseball bat under the counter-clim.
You can use that.
Hmm.
Use the bat to shatter that window, so she can reach in, okay?
Okay. Oh.
Watch out for broken brass.
Thanks.
Good job.
You gotta call the walker in here.
Don't be afraid of the money. It's not. It's not at all.
True.
Don't get you in there. Don't worry. We're doing good.
Awww.
The way out's through there, Clem.
I know.
You can find a way to get out of here.
There's a jail over there, there's a jail over there, there's a jail over there, there's
a jail over there.
You seek to reach in to the log.
You can open it.
The locker in there is trapped.
And we'll figure out what to do together.
Okay.
Open it.
There's a chair over there.
He's... he's trapped.
It's super easy then.
He's got keys.
Probably to that door.
And everything you'll need.
Cough!
Put a handker on the ground.
Get them.
Okay, Lee.
Aww.
Oh, oh, to Henko from I guess?
It took really good.
Uncle B, Uncle Walker.
Killing them's not easy, but you know what to do.
I do.
There's keys, and a gun. You gotta need both of those.
Oh, man. Oh, fuck.
We're not gonna walk in that.
I'm a god.
You're gonna need both of those.
Oh, do we have to handcuff Lee?
Oh, oops!
And we got...
AHH!
You're gonna need both of those.
I'm not gonna walk, bros!
You have to handcuff the walker.
You can kill it easy then.
I don't know Lee.
You can do it.
Just be careful.
Move around the side.
Jump away from kids' clubs!
Please!
You can do it!
This hand has to be the worst.
This is like a nightmare for her.
What should I get first?
Uh, that's a piece of-
In case you have to take a run for it.
Oh shit!
Get him! Get him!
Get him!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Watch out!
Holy shit!
The bat, Clem! Get the bat! Clem, no!
Kill it! You'll have to kill it!
What the fuck?
Run, Clem!
what should I get first oh my god that was that was horrific what the fuck
I will try to get the key again.
Obviously, you get the gun for it all.
Get him! Get him!
Get him! Get him!
Kill him! You have to kill it!
Watch out!
Are you doing the same thing?
I thought there was like a way!
Is there not a way?
Yeah! We did it!
You empowered Glenn. You did it. You did it. You bursted his brain.
I did it. I got him.
Great Glenn. Good job.
Oh
No
You're strong
I'm gonna go.
You're gonna go.
You're gonna go.
You're gonna go see Pat's top.
He's gonna go nopty later.
My parents.
It's so horrible.
I can't imagine sleeping.
And now you?
Please.
Please don't be one of them.
Oh man.
Please don't become a walker.
There's only one thing you can do.
You know that.
I will.
I will.
I will.
I will.
I will.
I will.
I will.
I will.
I will.
I will.
I will.
I will.
I will.
I will.
I don't know if I can.
You can do it.
You have to shoot me, honey.
We... know...
It's okay. It's okay.
Clem, that was standing over dark hold on that gun.
It was so hard.
Sorry, you're in that position now.
Oh...
Give anything for you not to be.
Oh, man.
You can't stand to point it at me.
Those your eyes you think you'd never have to see me as one of them. Yeah
You can do it. I know you can
Okay, Lee I can do it. I can I can
Don't meet it Krista. They're outside of town by the train
You remember how to get back there? Oh, fuck man. Yes
Good.
You'll take good care of you.
Any clue?
Always keep moving.
Oh my God.
I don't know what to say.
My final advice. My final message to the world. My final message to the world.
Keep that hair short.
Keep that hair short.
I will. I'll cut it myself.
Good.
It also...
Oh God, you gotta do it.
What? What is it?
No, don't worry. Alright.
Don't be afraid.
Don't be afraid.
Oh
oh my god my fucking heart
All right.
Shit.
It's bad.
That's it?
Oh god!
Oh, uh, 32% of players didn't remove your arm, uh, 54% of players calmly argued with
Kenny.
Uh, when you and 30% of players surrendered your weapons, you and 10% didn't kill the
stranger.
Oh, I could have killed him?
Oh shit.
You would 95% of players made sure Lee didn't turn down 95% bro!
95%? Oh my god.
You defended his son in the drug store. You told him about your past. You killed his son
so he didn't have to. He was lost to the herd trying to save Ben. You attempted to give
her food at the motor end. You found duck, water for duck when he needed it. She shot
herself when faced with her son's death. You tried to revive him with CPR. Larry died
in the meat locker at the dairy. You backed her up when supplies were missing. You chose
to reveal your past to her. You left her on the side of the road. You were separated after you crossed the sign.
You stood up for Ben and Crawford. You asked Ben to help you.
Fine comment on you. Ben felt his death in a Savannah alleyway. You trusted her with your past.
You saved her life at the cost of another. She was killed by Lily.
You defended her against Lily's accusations.
You helped her get onto the train.
You revealed your bite to her.
You told her and Omi to meet you at the train.
You asked her and Omi to take care of Clementine.
You were with them when you found your brother.
You died when Walkers attacked the drugstore.
Oh, dog!
You argued that he was not bitten back in Macon.
You let him be at your sidekick to solve a mystery.
You shot him before he could turn. Oh, goodness.
Okay, rest in peace, Doug.
Oh, man!
This was so sad!
Oh my god
This is so sad holy shit
I thought I thought Lee was gonna be like
Rest in peace.
Damn.
Fuck.
The way it's a lot better than the truth
It's so sad
Yeah bro
Yeah, that's the problem
They made the protagonist
He was a nice guy
He was too nice
Nice people don't surf... man
It's so true
Nice people don't really survive
It's sad to say, but he died a nice guy, and that's all that matters.
Oh
She's walking.
Oh, she's by herself.
Did she not find them?
You can't put a shotgun shell in there, girl.
Who's that?
Is it done?
Is it done? Oh shit.
No.
Shit, how do I...
Yeah, how do I get to the DLC?
Season 2. New Frontier. Final Season. Shown. Uh, I think it's in this. I think I have to
do it from season 1. There it is, special episode 400 days. We're going back.
In association with Skybound Entertainment,
Gills, it stopped.
400 days.
Aw man, look what they did to my eatery.
The pit stops are fucked up now!
As of now, next rest stop, 45 miles.
$2.09.
Look at this photograph!
Little missing pictures.
Bonnie Russell.
Frost Sight.
Three. Wyatt. Vince.
Oh, I have to choose somebody?
Does it matter who I choose?
I do them all.
Oh, that's pretty fun.
Hold on.
I gotta take most and hold up.
I'll take my pill! I'll take my pill!
I might do from from pictures and I'm seeing
the pictures I'm seeing right now
What do zombies blow thea noses with?
tissue. Oh, oh, oh. I'm gonna start with Bonnie. Doesn't matter the order we go and know, right?
I'll go with Bonnie first.
Okay, I got one.
A snake for a tongue.
You're so bad at this.
Would you rather have a snake for a tongue?
Awful.
Or lobster claws for hands.
What the fuck?
2220 days in and I control the snake and I control this sink or does it have free
rain free rain well I'm thinking and harder and how exactly do you think
harder good boy I'll think about that both both the whole point of the game is
to choose but they're both such attractive options yeah you got me there
Okay, but never mind, I really ought to stop bugging you with stupid hypotheticals.
Oh, come on.
You'd be a lot less fun.
Aww.
You've been a lot more fun lately.
Feeling better?
I guess I am.
Well, you sure do look better.
But, uh, you gotta admit anything isn't improving.
Nope.
That came out wrong.
What the-
I mean, you were... you were, uh, you know...
You know, you're not perfect either, Mr. Lockerheim.
Maybe I should spend a minute listing up your flaws. See how you like it.
Me? I ain't perfect.
That's right. And you're older than dirt.
Look, as long as you stay off that stuff, you can have all the flaws you want.
Oh, was she...
I mean it, though. After we found you, you were still so hooked on that stuff, you know.
Never thought you'd make it. Oh, he ain't out of the woods. Yeah, I know but
Maybe you've come a long way Bonnie. I'm proud of you
Let's go Bonnie
You're a good friend. You're a good friend. I know
Okay, I mean that great. I don't think he
Think he was more than friendship. You know what I mean? Long as we're together. I'll be there for you
You gotta worry. You know that, right?
I know, I know.
Leland, thank you.
Bonnie.
Leland? Bonnie?
B.
Hey, honey.
Oh! Oh, shit!
Oh, no!
I found us something.
What are you two up to?
Just chatting.
Chatting, mom.
Chatting?
What about?
Oh, um, well, um, lobsters.
lobsters yeah fishing figured it'd be worth a shot from the food you know Leland
you hate fishing that ain't totally true and how many days you've gone fishing
what I go fishing all the time we can't fish right now didn't learn a pop
I am a catch don't I know it I got you a present oh she shouldn't have what do
you find I'll tell you later I don't mean to interrupt your chat with your
girlfriend but we got to get moving.
What the hell was that?
Girlfriend.
So where'd you get the bag?
Are they in a situation ship?
Dee, did you hear me?
What's in the bag Dee?
I told you it's a surprise.
Oh, she's gonna kill me, isn't she?
Dee, when we get back to camp, would you let me borrow some of that nail polish?
Sure hun, you like this color?
That's my favorite. And after today I could use a new coat, you know?
Same here. I feel like a drowned rat with these claws.
Drowned rat?
Drowned rat!
I'll talk here, but be the best.
Look, I found it down the road a piece of rat.
Where down the road?
Some place off that away.
Is anyone there?
I don't think so.
You don't think?
Oh, he stole it.
You don't know.
Those mean the same thing, Leland.
Just tell us, baby.
You guys sure gang up on me a lot lately.
Honey, that ain't true.
Tell me one time you sided with me in the last week.
The last month.
Uh-oh.
Alright.
I can't remember one especially, but I know I have.
False.
This is how all our fights go.
Every time.
Now we're standing here in the woods, soaking true, and for what?
Don't you want to get to the camp before dawn?
I ain't the one who's...
We should get moving now.
Come on.
But you are the one who made me stop.
Oh, God.
Here regardless, I could just as easy carry all I could stand the wall.
It would not hurt you if you had it with that attitude.
You're going to try every dead thing for miles.
I had it with that attitude.
I had it with that attitude.
I did think a while around you could have...
Goddamn rain in this goddamn mental and nowhere place!
I know you did that on purpose!
You listen to me now! I have had it up to here with...
Leland! That's enough! It's obvious you can't win this one, so why even bother trying?
Bonnie, I appreciate you trying to help, but let me handle this, alright?
Thank you, Bonnie. Finally, someone makes some damn sense around here.
Oh, shoot!
Bonnie, darlin', I'm sorry we're...
Darlin'!
Oh!
The...
Oh no!
Oh, God!
I know what side your bread is butted on.
Yours too.
The now's not the time.
Whatever issues we got, we'll hash them out later.
What are you saying?
You know exactly what I'm saying.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Well, come on now, Dee.
No reason to pick a fight.
I'm sorry.
I just want to get somewhere where I can change my clothes,
and then you and your girlfriend can...
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, God, run.
Come on.
We gotta move.
Girl, this is all your fault!
Oh shit!
Stop going so fast!
I got shot in the back immediately!
Ugh!
Was there a way not to get shot?
Ugh!
All your fault, babe.
See?
Layla!
Through here!
Look!
Come on, Bonnie.
Come on.
See?
Ah!
Oh, no.
Oh no.
Call out if you see him.
How are they?
Holy shit.
Help!
Shit. Where are you?
Oh my god, they're gonna catch me.
I'm just a poor, lost girl.
I'm a woman just trying to make it in America.
Come on!
I'm just a woman trying to make it in America.
Can you please?
Please don't.
Just...just don't.
Just leave me alone.
Anything?
No! I can't see a damn thing out here!
Y'all don't see me back here?
Well, whose fault is that?
Who's the blind one? You.
Who's the crass one, me?
Oh, Mama, watch over me.
Okay, Pony, stay calm.
Find a weapon.
Here's a weapon from Rainbow.
Oh
Bonnie
D. Oh
I'm so sorry. Oh God
What?
What you?
Why do
Do do I love you?
How bad is it?
Why didn't you say anything? You should have said something.
You... you did this.
You killed me.
What?
You killed me.
I should never trusted you. Just... just a junkie.
You're gonna be fine, bro. Don't worry. It's just a scratch.
You're gonna be fine. It's just a scratch.
You're gonna be fine. It's just a scratch.
Liar. You did this.
Guys, I don't know which eye to look at. Help.
No, God. I'm sorry. I need him. I need you both.
Bitch, Mary wanted him, didn't think he had the stones.
Leland is just a friend.
Girl, I didn't mean to do this to you.
You're like about to die. That's what she's wasting your time on.
Dee, Dee, did you find her?
Honey, I thought they got you back there. Jesus, are you shot?
Is that Leland?
Me? God, what happened? Oh, Jesus, oh Lord, Bonnie, what happened?
Oh my God, D. What happened to you?
I... head to... I thought you would...
What me, Bonnie? What was that you just said?
It really was an accident, Leland.
You did this to my D.
It was an accident!
Why?
You should have lied.
Why?
But it was an accident!
How was that being, how was telling him the truth that I accidentally hit her being a
villain?
Isn't it, isn't me lying, villainous, I'm sorry, am I, am I, am I going crazy here
Hello guys?
Hello?
Am I going crazy?
Am I going fucking...
My cycle! Like, hello? Guys?
No, it was a mistake.
Crazy, I was crazy once.
I'm telling the truth.
She came out of nowhere.
I thought she was one of them.
I didn't see her until she was right there.
I don't...
I don't believe this.
I don't understand.
How did it happen?
I'm sorry.
I'm...
So sorry, Leapon.
Barney.
Back this way!
No!
You have to come this way!
You have to come this way!
I'm sorry.
Do this to your darling.
Restart!
This way.
We can't stay here forever.
I think I saw something over here.
They went this way!
What the hell are you doing?
If she's gonna die for this thing, I for damn sure ain't leaving behind.
Oh shit!
A bag!
Damn.
Damn.
Renew!
well that was rough well that was rough as shit bro that's it that's the end of the
story? What happens to them? What happens? Bro, if that was nail polish, I swear to God,
if this bitch died for nail polish, I love, I love nail polish as much as the next girlie,
But I'm not gonna fucking die for Neil Paulish.
Snackside stories?
That wasn't a snack!
That was terrible!
She killed her by accident!
And you guys wanted me to lie to him!
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you freaks?
Shale.
I thought we agreed, we wouldn't fucking lie.
Wait.
In a diner and we're chillin' in a diner.
I'm playing for her buddy. Thank you for coming to my concert.
236 days in, Shell. Hey Shell, your sister's getting pretty good, huh?
Becca had a good teacher, Steph. Thank you for doing that. She needs something to
focus on besides, you know, everything else. Yeah, growing up in a world like
this, what do you think that does to a kid? Who knows, bro?
She's already changing.
She's already changing.
She dismisses things she cares about so easily.
I guess you're gonna have to when you've already lost so much, but I still worry.
Bec is a good kid.
These are shit times, and she's gonna go through that, but if we can keep her from
experiencing some of the shit I've seen.
Thanks, Stephanie.
Thanks, Stephanie.
Thanks, Stephanie.
Thanks.
The story's over the end, they have a happy ender after in the diner.
Thanks sis.
You think we can do something like this every week?
No.
That sounds like a good idea.
That sounds like a great idea.
Maybe we can all get in on it, like some kind of weekly talent show.
That was amazing Becca.
We could all use a little more music in our lives.
I was telling you that I used to play in a band.
No, of course.
He told us.
She doesn't want to hear about it again.
Did I ever tell you more than a band called Limbisky?
In that case, let's get back to work.
Oh, and thanks to Boyd's hard work on the vegetable garden,
we're having fresh soup tonight.
Okay, let's get to it.
What's Limbisky?
You want to help me and Shell do the supply inspection?
Cool.
You check the flashlights this time.
I'll look over the guns.
I don't want you messing with those unless we're in danger, okay? I'll take care of those later.
Fine.
Shaw, when you get us there, give me that back.
Thank the Wolverman, buddy.
Something to feed the watchdogs.
Sure thing.
We're gonna feed the watchdogs.
These knives are looking pretty ragged.
Don't worry, they're on our list.
It's a what? What kind of list are we talking about?
How we doing on ammo better than we thought we haven't had to use these for a while
You guys need help now we got this right back if you go ahead and help Roman out back
Now you're huh still one short we never found the other flashlight nope still in the cornfield somewhere I guess
huh oh
My god
Oh my god, the stakes!
Now with us, from the cornfield!
Fuck!
Yes! I'm in the cornfield!
Fuck!
We're the fucking cornies!
Why do we have to be the cornies, guys?
The cornies, the cornies, the corny people.
The people from the cornfield.
What?
Nothing.
You got it.
What did Roman want?
I don't know yet.
Are you gonna find out?
Maybe, maybe not.
Yeah, I respect.
The diner looked pretty nice back then.
That's because they used to pay people to clean it.
Also, not as many dead visitors back then.
Well, you know what?
It's okay.
Looks weird in here without the paintings.
Well, Boyd wanted something to paint his own pictures on.
I guess it'll be a personal gallery in here when he's done.
Are we just gonna live in here for the rest of our lives?
What the fuck?
Better not.
There's gotta be another way!
Hey Becca, think we should start charging for the inspections we make?
Oh yeah, then we can spend all our money at nowhere.
We should do an inspection on these. Make sure they all work.
I'll show you inspection.
Glad we thought to bottle our water before it ran out.
It smells good.
Well, we're making ice soup.
Still can't believe Clive got this thing working.
So much nicer than having to eat raw food all the time.
Ugh.
Excering raw food?
Holy shit.
This hasn't worked in a long time.
God, what I wouldn't give for a cup of coffee in the morning.
Better we'll take that shit first.
memories bad memories so don't miss going on raids for this stuff
starting to thin out in here thank god we have a garden now
now garden
You scared me!
He's hungry. I guess he knows it's feeding time.
What? What are they doing?
It's not an animal, Roman.
Well, it's not human either. Not anymore.
You know, uh, sisters, since you wouldn't mind doing this.
Roman, we've talked about this. Becca doesn't need to deal with this kind of thing.
Well, I know you think giving her an easy life is what's best for her.
Giving her an easy life is what's best.
It's really not.
This is far from an easy life, Roman.
You know what I mean.
She needs to know the sacrifices we have to make
to survive in this world.
Okay.
As long as she knows how to protect herself, it's fine.
I don't want her to stop caring about people.
Okay.
What's that one eatin'?
I don't know.
I'll check it out.
I gotta get back out front.
Looking forward to that suit.
Why do we have them tied up?
Why haven't we killed them?
What the fuck?
What, they're like guard dogs?
I don't understand.
What the fuck are they guarding?
Their security alarm?
All they're gonna do is make more noise to track the walkers. Like what the fuck oh?
God
Grandma grandma, what are you eating grandma?
Grandma, what are you eating?
Grandma, what are you eating, Grandma?
Grandma?
Grandma, what are you eating, Grandma?
What if I had a gun in my hand?
What's your problem?
What if I had a gun in my hand?
You don't get all pissed off.
You just...
You can't go jumping out at people, not anymore.
It's not safe.
But...
What if I had a weapon?
I could have thought you were a walker!
What are you talking about?
I...
Look, I...
I just saw our walkers out back...
eating a puppy.
And now it's gone.
That sucks.
Maybe if Clive dies next, we can put him out there instead.
He'd make a better watchdog anyway.
Jeez!
Shelf! Becca! Something's going on outside!
What is it?
I don't know. Something bad.
We got time, Roman.
Come here, everyone.
Shit.
Come on, we gotta find Roman.
What's happening?
Let's mop him.
Oh.
He's so care to be there.
Jesus.
My God.
My God.
What did you do?
All I did was put on the blindfold and bind his wrists.
Somebody else beat him up.
He already had the cuts and bruises.
Dogs caught him trying to steal supplies. Is he bitten no they didn't get that close
Did he hurt anyone no thank God what who is he I don't know and I don't think he speaks English
I can't believe he just snuck in second break in we've had in the last couple of weeks
Last time it couldn't catch and they got away with more medicine than we could afford to lose
Then why don't we like...
I don't know what it's like to try and survive out there.
He just came in here for food.
Let's just give him some and send him on his way.
We might have found more of them.
He could have been scoutin'.
That's right.
He could be part of a larger group.
If there were more, I think we would have seen them by now.
I mean, nobody travels alone by choice anymore.
We could let him stay.
We can't take the risk of letting him go, but why not let him stay?
I... guess that would be okay.
We could always use more hands keeping the place secure.
Roy, we don't need any more people here.
And look at him.
How's he gonna...
He can't even speak English.
This group works because we know how to communicate.
Excuse me, lady!
That's racist!
We can find a way for him to help.
We can find a way for him to help.
Well, he's not staying here.
You let in a stranger and everything starts breaking down.
That's racist!
The last time we did that, we lost Brie.
and then Vernon with that goddamn boat.
Vernon!
Oh my god that's the boat people!
I didn't recognize them I'm sorry I didn't recognize them they were kind of sad
They were kind of sad in the other place and it was dark and it was so eff-
Listen, a lot of shit happened, okay? It's been 200 or something days. I can't- I can't recognize everybody.
And the boat are the reason the group fell apart. Not trust in strangers.
Vernon was out for the boat the whole time. And the second they left that boat unattended, we just stole it.
That's when our group fell apart. He can't stay here.
They stole the boat! What happened to Vernon?
Holy shit! They fucking...
It was a cross double cross.
I agree. Keeping him here is not an option.
In his condition, he'd be a drain on our resources.
We all know what we're talking about here, so let's stop dancing around it.
We either let this guy go and take our chances, or we kill him.
Jesus Christ, are you serious?
Roman's right.
No!
It's gotta be one or the other.
We are letting him go. It's the only right thing to do. I'm telling you we can't do that
But killing him is that really the answer?
Stephanie Boyd you two don't think we should kill him. We know we're joyce and fly stand on the subject
You're the swing vote here shell. What's it gonna be?
I
Can't kill an innocent man
Yeah, bro, this is why I wouldn't survive this is why I wouldn't survive bro
I'm sorry, you guys are telling me to kill this motherfucker, but yet, what I like, what I, but, I'm sorry, you want me to kill him, and you want me to fucking lie, you want me to do all these stupid things, like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
And in the previous game when I was about to do something that wasn't right you guys were like oh my god, you can't do that!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Do you want do you want to kill that man?
Do I kill them why give me a good reason why I
Want to hear it
Why not know why not is not an answer
Why not is not an answer.
I'm sorry.
So we can blame him later for your death?
I'm not killing him.
We have to set him free.
I'm sorry.
He's not even armed. We can't just kill him. This isn't in self-defense.
Isn't it though? If it means he can't come back to hurt us?
That isn't the same thing.
But last time-
That was a long time ago.
If we kill this man, then we're giving up a part of ourselves that we can never get back.
She's an impressionable child.
I'm not ready to let that go.
We have to set a good example for her.
Cut him free.
I hope you guys know what you're doing.
Oh, forget it.
Give him some food.
One, two, three or four cans.
Just to suggest her good faith and get him out of here.
I don't know if you can understand a word I'm saying, but you better understand this.
You came this close to death today, and if you ever, ever come near this place again
or tell anybody where we are, you wish you would die today.
Oh shit.
You wish you would die today.
Do you have any fours?
Nope.
do you have any sevens now oh yep oh I'm playing guitar for everyone it was
stupid but fun why don't we do that anymore since the attack there's a lot
we don't do anymore I shouldn't have let that guy go boy would still be alive
and everything I agreed it was the right thing to do anyway Romans
obsessed with keeping this place secured now damn you know that's impossible
right well after last time Roman isn't taking any chances and I should fix the
loose board behind the storage lots Becca are you sneaking out again
oh god do you know how dangerous that is it's not dangerous there's nothing
out there but slow-ass water talking about we've had a break in already anyone
could be out there what if someone sees you and and follows you back here they
won't damn it back up shell I need to talk to you open what's going on hey
Becca hey when you get a sec I need you to come out and talk to me it's
I mean okay, I'll be outside. You'll see me
Give us a minute. Yeah, just don't take too long
What was that all about
Maybe he found out about the boards shit you think so I won't say anything
But you better stay away from there for a while. Okay?
Stay here.
It was just a man.
It was just a man.
I'll tell you when I get that.
Hey!
Listen, if we would have killed that guy, who knows what would have happened.
I don't know.
She's fucked anyway.
At least we didn't kill the guy in front of that girl.
How come no one's watering these?
I don't know bro, maybe it's because people are depressed.
Who's painting was this?
Oh god, old lady probably hates me, huh?
Joyce, do you know what's going on?
I don't know if I should say anything.
Please, what is it?
They caught Stephanie stealing and then trying to escape. Oh my god. Oh shit. What are they gonna do?
I don't know. What can we do? I'll go talk to Roman. We'll figure it out.
Oh
Roman good you're here. I heard about Stephanie
I'm sorry. What the fuck dude? What are you gonna do?
You know what we do
What happened?
We caught her trying to escape
Maybe she wasn't maybe she wasn't maybe she just wanted to get outside these walls for a while ever since the
Incident you've made this place feel I don't know
Oppressive we've made it safe
She was definitely trying to escape. She had most of our ammo and medicine with her
She screwed us shelf all of us and now we're in that position again
Where we can't keep her here and we can't let her go you do know why I'm telling you this, right?
You want me to take care of it you and boy were the ones who fought to let that guy go
Invinced us all to take that chance, but we did
It was wrong and now boy it is dead. Oh, yeah, but what if I wouldn't have done on the luxury of taking chances now?
And I need to know that you're with us a hundred percent
Let's talk to her first let's talk to her first see if we can talk some sense into her no
She tried to sneak out and leave us without any
That could mean the death of any one of us
If we give her a second chance, she might not try to leave so quietly you got your go
It's in the camper.
I'll give you a few minutes to get your head together.
God, what do I tell Becca?
Well, bro.
That's up to you.
Whatever you say, I'll back you up.
This is so depressing.
Shell, what's wrong?
Am I in trouble?
Stephanie tried to escape. This is going to be hard for you to hear.
What I'm going to say is going to be hard to hear.
What is it?
It's Stephanie. She stole a bunch of ammo and medicine and tried to escape.
Shit, bro.
Oh my god. How did she do that for?
Roman says we have to...
Killer? Yeah. Why would she do this to us?
Whoa, what the...
She's just scared. She made a mistake.
That'll be her last mistake.
Holy shit!
Stephanie is your friend.
Was my friend.
Willman wants me to do it.
I'm sorry.
Let's just get it over with.
You come over there in the drawer.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
out there besides you know the rules if we try to leave Roman will hunt us down
we don't have a choice this is who we are now and well I don't want this to be
who we are just let me do it then no I'll do it you shouldn't ever have to
do something like this I just need a second it really sucks yeah it does damn
bro she'll it's time goodbye
Oh, shit.
Oh, come on.
Give me a second, motherfucker!
This is all big decision!
I'm about to kill somebody, bro!
Like, what the fuck, you can't just make it this decision!
And that's the 5 seconds, bro!
You can't just do that!
Chill.
You can't just do that, bro!
It's just somebody's life, man!
Everything okay?
Why are you just standing there?
VIKALOUS!
I don't know, man.
Listen, I could kill her, but here's the problem.
I would, but...
What if I'm next?
What are you doing?
Shelf?
Shelf?
What the hell?
Sit down!
What if I'm next, bro?
Shelf!
Hey!
Shelf!
No, for me!
Now he's falling!
What the fuck?
Goddammit!
GOD DAMN IT!
Holy shit, I left!
Oh, we're fucked. Fuck that guy. I have a car. What does he have? Legs?
Fuck his legs. Fuck his fuck ass legs.
Are you fucking crazy?
Are you crazy?
Listen, in 200 more days, if I even look at that guy wrong, I'll be dead.
You don't think that's what's gonna happen?
But do you think that's what's gonna happen or no?
In 200 days, I would be the one to get killed.
If I even look at that guy in the wrong direction, he was already going crazy with his brain.
And now they're all gonna die because I broke the gate.
Okay, Vince, let's go.
That group sucked. I don't wanna get stuck with Roman.
Damn it. I told you. I already told you it wasn't me, man.
Man, come on. I told you like, like 20 times.
I don't even, I don't even know your r-
Holy shit.
Vince.
Okay, well, we're in the past because there's still cops and shit around.
Shit.
Oh, fuck.
No!
Oh, fuck.
I'm on my way to prison.
Two days in.
Come on, man.
I think I'll be anywhere.
Yeah, I'm just gonna just click me two hours
They can clear up some what I'm gonna traffic man
Holy shit wait
We're here like to get rid of this
Relax, I'm gonna be this and all of your fault two hours get used to it
What the hell man what you know
Oh my god, this is the bus that's parked in front of the diner as a barricade.
I think, I think it was in front of the diner as a barricade.
I could have sworn.
Well, also,
they're gonna kiss?
Fiddz, I'm making them hot now.
Yeah, Danny, you're making me hot.
That old man, assholes.
He started it.
Hey, man, how about you open a fucking window?
It's a prison bus, asshole.
The window's open.
Hey, Justin,
he's the guy in the beat-up truck.
That's right.
He lives in that truck now you probably got his whole house life savings shit
I bet you stole his dog you steal his dog, man. I wasn't stealing from guys like that
Anyway, better than stealing this virginity. Oh, hey, I gotta tell you here. We go seriously
I was falsely accused
How old was she 15 damn it ain't like that you telling me there wasn't a star witness waiting around in your white van
Bro, shut up!
I'm gonna kill this guy!
Wow, gee, I wonder why, bro!
lover man what's it matter man you're headed to jail never heard of a
conjugal visit you don't realize this because you're you but you probably
ruined that four girls life you piece of shit big talk from white collar back
there who cares how do they hell up in here hey how about some water back
I thought you took the stand to cut your eyes out.
Didn't you lose your shit and tell him you didn't know what you were doing?
I lied.
Turns out I'm good at that.
You lied on the stand?
My God, these guys are crazy.
What are we doing here?
Religious?
No, man.
Watch a lot of cop shows?
No.
I should have been a man about it.
I should have been a man about it.
I can't believe I'm getting my moralistic shit kicked in by a couple of criminals.
You're a fucking criminal!
Pull your piece of shit!
I don't regret any of it.
I carried my victims for years.
They knew what they were getting into.
And now here I am, and there they are,
and Wall Street assholes pulling the same scores
are smiling on TV.
Oh, shit.
Fuck that.
He was a wolf at Wall Street.
How did it all work anyway?
It was like a pyramid scheme.
Aren't those kind of shit?
How'd you live with yourself?
Easy.
I didn't think about it.
Jesus Christ.
How much did you make off with anyway?
He's rob-pulling people!
So like, a couple hundred K?
A little over a hundred.
Million.
God damn million!
Ho-ho!
When we get out of here, you, me and Vince, we gotta go into business, you know what I'm saying?
Hey, you fuckwalker!
You know, I don't actually know a thing about you, Vince.
Maybe he's a priest.
Yeah, Father Vincent.
I bet he touched a kid.
I helped my little brother.
They send you to prison for that now?
Yeah.
He was in trouble.
I had to help him out I knew it was something stupid I killed the guy
if you're saying what I think you are I got respect for you man I don't regret it
at all sometimes you got to do the hard thing yeah I know what you mean
cool what a cool murderer some stupid dog knocked the can over the next day
kid found it and turned it in you gotta be kidding me this is man you're
Bad love, Vince.
Bad love, Vince!
That's not bad.
Who?
You think, Justin?
What the fuck are you gonna do about you?
Uh, me?
Fuck you, motherfucker!
Damn, fuck you too.
Oh, shit!
What the hell is going on right here?
No, stop it!
Stop!
Hey, get in there, man!
Sit down, you goddamnit!
Hey, let him go, man!
Hey, man, Crabbo's got that fool's ass.
He's gonna kill him, Vince!
Let the guard handle it guys fuck that we gotta get in there
You do not want to get in the middle of that shit Danny fucking Vince. We got to do something
You know this ain't right. I'm not doing any more time to save some stupid ass
Where's our empathy man? Help him Danny. What's that speak up boy?
Crab treat I'm warning you
God damn it. He's gonna kill that boy crap tree
Last what are you waiting for don't just stand there
What the fuck was that oh
Jesus what happened? What did you do boy?
Still alive get those cuffs off you man
Oh shit, they both died. Oh god, are they gonna-
Ugh! What the hell was that?
Oh shit! Oh shit!
You made them all owe me!
I don't know!
This is crazy. Nobody had to die.
This is what happens when you get guns to assholes.
He's uh...
Fuck! Fuck!
You gotta call someone, man!
What?
I'm calling this in!
Don't call it any hit. Just... just wait, okay?
Just give me a damn minute!
You killed that guy! You gotta deal with me!
I just need a minute!
I need a minute to think!
You ain't got a minute!
Shut up! You hear me?
You shut your mouth!
Holy shit!
Okay, okay, calm down.
Hey, get easy.
Everybody needs to calm the fuck down.
The situation's bad enough as it is.
Oh my god, this crazy ass molester.
Why is he a fucking cop?
He can't do shit!
This guy sucks!
The worst cop I've ever seen in my life!
You really want to pull that trigger again, son?
Yes, son. These are your fucking another lose. Let's go
Thanks, man
Oh it begins it begins
Get this bus moving
Oh man, he's right here!
We're safe inside the bus!
Let's go!
Oh god, the city's a walker now!
Help!
Oh my god. Hey. Hey!
You need to call someone.
You hear me? We need to...
Did he just say walker?
Oh this filthy ass bitch just ran away, bro.
What the hell, man?
And now there's a fucking walker.
And now the other guy's gonna turn into a walker, too.
You can't reach us.
You sure about that?
That ankle's gonna kill you.
Shit. What are we doing guys?
Come on! We gotta do something!
I'm trying to think.
Find a weapon.
What kind of weapon?
Where's the guard's gun?
Yeah, the gun. Good thinking Justin.
Where the fuck is it?
I think he fell on it.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck me.
We're gonna get it! We're gonna get that gun, Ro!
Get the gun, man! Get off, Vince!
Hurry up!
Shoot this asshole, Vince! Do it!
One down. We gotta double tap the cop!
Oh! Watch it, man!
Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry, I'm a wolf with walkery.
I can't believe this shit. Can you believe this shit, man?
Oh, well, the cop's gonna get up now.
We gotta find some way to get out of here.
Damn it.
He's gonna hurry.
What are you doing?
Can't do anything until we get out of these damn chains.
Maybe he's got the keys on him.
Oh my lord, he's starting, he's starting!
He's starting, he's burning!
Well shit, if the keys aren't on him, then where the hell are they?
He must have left them up front.
Maybe we find a kind of break.
Danny, help!
Danny
Fuck goddammit Danny. You always put your fucking fuck you man. You gotta get out of here before any more of them show up
The fucking gun
Take out the windows
WON'T BUNCH!
Hello!
Oh, what about-
Oh, I'm gonna break that fuck out of here!
Alright, I'm both here, you're late.
I'm going to your leg, bro.
Oh, whoa, whoa!
Thanks!
What the fuck?
You're gonna do me and not this rapist, fuck?
Ah, shit, bro.
I know you think I'm an asshole, but hey, I'm...
Oh, my God!
oh they're bullshits bro
I know you're a good guy I never did anything to you come on I'm sorry you
I'm sorry man. Fuck you! Do it! Hurry!
I'm just gonna slow you down.
Do it again!
Come on, let's go!
Oh my god.
I feel so bad bro cause like...
Hold your guys a piece of shit. They're both pieces of shit, bro.
Not really?
I mean, they're all convicted criminals.
It's okay, dude. It's gonna survive and make you a millionaire.
You trust the rapist more?
I'm sorry guys, I just can't.
I can't do it.
I couldn't.
I couldn't.
Even though, even though the rapist was nicer to us and the rapist seemed nicer, I can't.
I can't.
I just couldn't.
I just couldn't.
I couldn't.
I can't.
I can't.
I was gonna get a clip that I called her, but she said what?
She what?
But it's like, I'm just gonna tell you one thing.
Never mind.
They said it was innocent. Oh, yeah, uh, you know what most people that do those things say they're innocent, so
I'm just saying
I'm just saying a lot a lot of people say they are
You know what I mean
Shad last warning, uh oh, is Shabby bad?
Is Shabby bad?
A convicted criminal wouldn't lie, lying is evil.
Yeah, surely he wouldn't lie, surely, surely, surely, that was, that was rough.
That was rough, girl. That was rough because they made the rapist's soul, they made him nice.
And they made the guy who did the quote-unquote other financial crime a dick.
And it truly is a moral dilemma, bro, because they're both pieces of shit, and you could
tell that this Justin guy-
They're just not gonna talk about the fact that the shackles where Bucklebound separated
from the chain and had no lock on them?
That's what I'm saying!
That's what I'm saying!
That's what I'm saying!
That's what I'm saying!
That's what I'm saying!
That's the real problem!
That's the real problem!
It freaked me out that he was so protective of us.
It's just it's just so tough, bro. That's so hot. That was that was rough. That was rough. That was a rough one
That was a rough one
Let's check up on the reddit mod
Why it 41 days in God this is so fuck why the hell did you shoot that guy man what the hell
was that I didn't mean to do it it just happened okay we're the fuck were you with a warning
you're putting that on me now I didn't see the guy either I was too worried those dudes
We're gonna pull guns on us shit. I'll give all my kids
Give this shit just
You man shoot oh my god
Man!
Jesus, man.
Jesus.
God, this is so fucked up.
Help!
What do you mean?
Holy shit, man, did you get up?
Are they back there?
Wyatt?
Dude, are they there or not?
Come on!
Wyatt, talk words at me, man!
Maybe they crashed.
They crashed?
And you're a crash.
Did you hear a crash?
No.
no no I didn't here here I'll turn off no don't
don't do it
we're going man I'm not being an asshole I'm being smart no lights no you know
No, they can't see us.
Yeah, but you can't see anything around!
I don't think it's mine.
Crashing into a cow ain't gonna help anything there.
Oh, shit! I should watch out for cows!
Cows! Why didn't I think of that?
When's the last time you saw a cow?
I don't know, why don't you open your fucking eyes?
That example, but you could still hit something, man.
You could hit a tree, you could hit a deer, you could hit a cow, you could hit a person, you could hit a walker.
Please, this road is really straight. We'll be fine.
At least slow down.
What? Fuck no!
Did you see that one guy's eyes man?
He's fucking Gorked.
I don't want that guy in my life.
Gorked? What the fuck Gorks?
What if there's something in the road?
Doesn't matter.
We gotta get the fuck away from those guys.
They are A-grade fucking mental.
Gorked?
Out of time.
I will punch your eyes.
I'll punch your dick.
See? It's fine. Road straight is my dick.
Pfft!
You... think we're in the clear?
Don't talk about your dick. Not till we get out of this...
Oh!
Was that a pun?
No.
When did you start making puns?
I said no, idiot.
I know.
Ha ha ha ha!
Are they going to jerk you to the rock now?
Why is it that you never had a girlfriend again?
Why didn't you have a girlfriend?
Oh right.
Harding in the apocalypse!
The feet are still only sticky in the glove box.
Sticky?
I remember when TJ got high and tried to put a pancake in the CD player.
No.
I can't see anything out there.
Who are you talking to?
You?
Oh, what did you say?
I'm talking to all the people in chat.
I get it.
Oh my god!
What?
Shut up.
I don't see anything.
Dude, it's in there.
Look harder.
I don't see it.
What I do see is that ammo that you lost last week.
Uh-oh.
God, really?
But is there any weed?
You know, one time I was going out with this...
Forgive the shit, bro!
You remember her?
She told me that...
She was five, I think.
Her dad took her to the circus side-shrim.
They walked around for a while.
Saw the chick with two heads.
Saw a dude with lobster hands.
Some kind of monkey-human with a dick for her face.
Oh, no.
Thank loading the gun is probably more important right this second.
Thanks.
Okay.
Weird, but okay.
Shit!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Oh my god, is that the cop?
Holy shit dude.
Holy shit.
Did you get a look?
I think that was a guy.
Why it?
Come on man, say something.
Was that a dude or not?
What the...
Fucking fog.
This night is so fucked, man.
It didn't look human.
Alive.
I mean, whatever it is, it's not alive now.
I mean, seriously?
Look me in the eyes and say that.
I could be wrong. I'm just saying it didn't look human to me.
You are wrong. Why do you even ask me if you're not gonna listen?
Obviously, because I thought you'd agree with me.
Jesus.
Let's see if there's anything around the car.
No! Just leave! Just leave!
That way we can just book.
But I'm not leaving if we hit a human being man. I'm just not
That's fair
Very
And don't roll it down broken. I can't see through the cracks. Look, it's fine. See
Dude what's that on the broken side mirror?
Is that the mirror from the car
Can't tell from here
You think that blood on the windshield is fresh part of the shirt I think yeah, but plenty of dead guys have shirts on
What's that way out in the road
Does that blood look fresh to you yeah, but it's kind of dark yeah, it just happened why I'm really not seeing anything
Stop messing around. We need to know what's going on. Okay. That's not gonna help. Okay. Okay, cheese
Please.
Seriously, you think some piece of that guy made it into the glove box?
We got a flashlight.
I don't know.
Well, maybe we had a flashlight.
I don't know.
Look.
What?
It was a guy.
Are you sure?
Yes.
How sure?
Pretty fucking sure.
Don't eat a burrito and get on a roller coaster, sure.
Jesus.
What?
So what do we do?
What do you mean what do we do?
We go out there.
What?
Go out there and what?
Find the guy and help him.
Who the hell are you tonight?
If it's a guy.
It's a guy.
I saw him.
It's not a guy no more.
It's a walker.
Come on man.
This is stupid.
We go out there.
We check it out.
We get moving.
I'll go.
Fine.
I'll go.
Give me the gun.
Give me the gun.
Dude, I'm the one who got us into this.
I'm the one who hit him, should be me go.
So why did you ask which one of us should go?
Oh sorry, next time I get into this exact crazy fucking situation,
I'll figure out how I feel before I talk.
Maybe you should.
I'm just saying.
Maybe you fucking should.
Well, shit, okay.
Fuck it, bro.
Here, we'll rock, paper, scissors for it.
OK, that's fair.
Okay, cool, good. This is good. We need to hurry up. You ready?
Man, I can't believe I'm doing this shit. Dude, two seconds, it's over.
Alright, two out of three, right? Sure. One, two, three, go.
What the fuck, dude? Play the game, come on. One, two, three, go.
What are the chances of that okay one two three go
And okay, all right, damn one two three go
Insane okay again one two three go
No.
Ah, paper never wins, dude.
Paper is the Martin Scorsese of hand gestures.
What?
Son of a bitch.
I'm brave.
Alright, I got this.
Be careful, dude.
Why is it so full game, boss?
why is it so fucking foggy bro? fucking foggy
at the end of the day, I have a gun so
shut the fuck up dude
maybe I should have made him go out there
Oh, there he is in the road.
He'd be great backpack if you could tell me if your owner was alive or not.
Alright, I guess I'll just keep talking to myself out here because that makes sense.
What the fuck is taking so long? Hurry up!
Shut up, bro. Be quiet.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, he's gonna turn, he's turning.
Holy shit, that's a fuck ton of blood.
Quiet.
Do you see anything?
Look at the blood!
Look at the blood!
He's dragging the blood!
No.
Hey man, you okay?
Bella?
You need to answer me man.
If you're a dude, I don't want to shoot you.
He's not.
Please just say something mister.
He's a fucking zombie.
Not sure if you're dead or just an asshole man.
Yeah, what a great thing to say to a guy that you just fucking hate.
Oh, shit.
Are you okay?
Uh, sir?
Can you hear me?
Looks like he's pretty out of it.
Man, this guy's a cop.
Uh-oh.
Cop, please be okay.
Cop, please be okay.
Jesus.
This is bad.
Okay, uh...
Uh-oh.
You shouldn't be doing this.
You're gonna attract more of them.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
You shouldn't be doing this. You're gonna track more of them.
Oh, fuck it. Alright, let's get your ass to the car.
Uh, hello?
Uh, Pupas.
Definitely gonna be one of them soon.
They're coming! The walkers are coming! They're coming!
Why are you trying to hit me? Why are you hitting me?
It's coming! Help! Help!
Walkers! The monsters!
It's now lunch! What the fuck? Oh no, there's more! Oh no! Uh oh.
Hey! Come help me, man!
Come on, man! We was just getting started!
Uh-oh.
You're better off white, you're better off men, don't worry bro, that guy was a fucking
dick. It was a fucking cunt! My friend would have never done that. That's what they all
say, until they leave us to be Walker Bay, until they leave us to be Walker food. I want
know what I think. I think it's hard to find a good friend these days. It's hard, Carl.
It's hard Carl.
I'm gonna pee, I'm gonna pee pee.
I'm gonna pee pee.
I'm gonna go pee pee.
Hey, Koro.
I'm gonna pee pee.
Ha!
.
.
.
.
.
The
MOTHER WHEEL!
.
.
.
.
.
Take my fucking kisses!
Guys quickly write this down Malzies pink because she is covered in Pepto Bismol see it Pepto be small
It's a joke because she is pink and small ha ha
What the fuck is going on, brud?
Goodbye!
Bye!
What's going on, brud?
I don't take it. Yo, take it yo.
Yo, take it.
Welcome back, she's a walker. I'm not a walker.
I'm not walking.
I wear long sleeves cause I'm wearing gloves.
I wear long sleeves and gloves.
It's time to rustle now.
Russell!
How do I know that's the real you?
Is he going to be in his graduation capping down?
184 days in, Russell.
Will you be in your capping down, Russell?
Shouldn't have maybe taken so many cans.
I got like 60 miles left, I think.
Shit I took some cans with me
63 miles to go I
Missed the days of ticket shortcuts
Take any chances
Hey, you getting up you a walker
Good
Do you have do you have a whip home? Where's your weapon? Where's your weapon, bro?
She probably hurry
Shit shit shit
I
See you cuddling with your girlfriend down there. Oh god damn it wait, that's Carly
Oh
Oh
You just want to be left alone with your friend down there. No, no just leave me alone
Look, I don't care what you do to whatever courts you find. I wasn't
What's your name?
Russell Russell so you didn't steal that back
I don't care who you steal from if you did
Maybe you're in a gang that likes to rob people. I don't know.
Are you?
Is that a crew?
You got some boys wearing hoodies I gotta worry about?
You're not in a gang. It's fucking racist, man.
Hey, now. I ain't no racist. I just call them like I see them.
What the fuck? What you call them?
You're gonna get eaten out here otherwise and I'm bored.
Come on. Scoot.
Ain't gonna wait forever.
Will you take me to Statesboro?
I'm trying to get to my grand's house.
Look, she like to party?
Yeah, you can party with my grandmother.
Or somewhere.
Eventually.
Hey man, if that means I don't have to walk, what's it told them?
The name of this bar is told there.
Name's Nate, by the way.
Thanks for asking.
What's up, Nate?
You thirsty?
Uh...
Here you go.
There you go.
Sure.
Good shit, ain't it?
No other kick, but it takes the edge off.
You'll get used to it.
Actually, I think that's it for me. I'm good.
Alright, fine.
You know I tell you about where you come from in the apocalypse what a crew
Yeah, any tail back where you come from maybe drop you off do a double back. What the fuck tail
No tail no
tail
there
Have a track to my question
There was a girl who I liked on right the arguments semantics Russ give a pal the deets
All right, there was seven of us.
I didn't have any family there or nothing.
You have a tail, keep your tail be yourself.
There was a dad who had a daughter about my age.
One guy said he used to be a cop, but nobody really believed him.
Then a teacher and his wife.
The leader was this guy, Steve.
Steve?
Back to the daughter.
Steve was a bad dude, but everybody was with him, you know?
He said seven was the magic number, so...
We didn't add nobody to the group.
We found survivors.
Minecraft theme!
He... he...
Let it out, Paco.
Just...
We're gonna kill these folks and take this stuff or what?
Then bang! They'd be dead.
Bam.
Anyway, I couldn't handle that.
After weeks of it, I packed my shit up and figured I could make for grand's alone and try to find my family.
I slipped out of there.
I couldn't live like that.
So nobody got done with the daughter then?
No, they didn't.
Ewww!
What would you give her?
She's drawn to six.
Just tell me.
Ewww!
How was that?
Give me a little something.
Just a taste.
Brunner, that's some doing you a service here.
Why you gotta be like that?
I put it right in here.
It's big!
Why you gotta be like that?
Like what?
I was talking about women like that women
Okay, well let me see if I can answer your question
Because because the hunger a man's got for a while. No, we got left now
No law no jobs ain't nothing to make us men
But they ain't eating all the women yet. What after?
Yeah
All right, maybe somebody wasn't so near in here
What the fuck!
Come on!
Still a one to ten.
What do you think?
AHHHH!
Right?
Here, get a look.
Fuck!
I'm not a guy crazy!
Maybe you're not my standard.
If you say five, I'm gonna flip!
Tell the rest!
Jesus, bros, calm down!
Jesus, bros, calm down!
Uh-oh.
Would you load that?
I'll let you in the glove bag.
Bro, what the fuck?
What?
Jesus! We gotta kill him!
Hey, how about this? What if we kill him?
Oh shit!
Let's look for some supplies in here. See if we can fill up while we're at it.
It's the diner.
Don't be mad.
Fine. Be mad. Just stop being a pussy.
Alright.
Whoa! Shit! Go! Get out!
What the fuck?
Ross! Get the fuck down, man! You don't wanna be there! Get to the truck! I'll cover you!
Oh yeah, I'm by the gas tanks.
okay get ready don't stop running and keep your head down
what happened to I'll cover you look at that you did
all right what are we gonna do we're gonna figure out I'm gonna throw you
out so you can die just get a quick glance you get a quick glance see easy now
we know where he is we can fucking get him all right yeah that's the spirit
let's push this truck for cover okay oh it's in neutral just keep your head
down okay
Just keep pushing!
My tire! No! My tire!
Close my tires!
End of the road!
What now? We're gonna get around the side of the building.
We gotta go from cover to cover.
Seriously this time.
I'm not fucking around.
Okay.
You gonna cover me?
Let me get to that car. We'll be out of the line of fire.
Here.
You can cover me first.
Did it give me the gun?
I'm not fucking around.
You cover me, then I'll cover you.
Or if you want to go first, I'm trying to.
I'll cover you.
I'll cover you.
You go first.
Just shoot at the window and keep that fucker's head down till I get where I'm going.
Then throw me the gun and I'll do the same.
Ready?
Yeah.
You ready, Russ?
Cover my-
God damn it, this game is so fun.
Remember, don't stop shooting.
Fire!
Alright, throw me the gun and I'll cover you.
He's not gonna cover me, I'm gonna die, aren't I?
Go!
Damn, he can't-
Good job!
He pulled the truth!
He didn't hide!
We get over there and we should be good.
Go!
We get over there and we should be good go
You saved my life whatever we got more work to do
Let's see if we can get in and sneak up on this ass.
Follow me.
Oh no.
Man, what are we doing?
Well, we gotta get in there.
Fucker shot at us.
Wait, the camper's still there.
Russell, relax man.
When this is over we're gonna take what we can, head on down to your grams, and
have a big old home cooked meal, alright?
The camp is still there.
Does that mean that they're still there?
Okay, it's clear.
Keep your head down and follow me.
You got it.
Alright.
Well, this is before.
Be quiet.
We're gonna sneak up on this son of a bitch and take him out.
Can you hear me?
Not a fucking beep.
Let's go.
What if it's the girly pops?
I can't attack the girly pops.
See him. Check through the window. See if there's anyone else.
I think I saw a guy.
No shit.
Now, grandpa, no I sneak up, just jump out, grandpa, you're a call.
Uh oh.
Stealth.
Press and hold the left mouse button and push mouse forward.
Slowly.
What?
What?
What?!
Oh!
Get the fuck out of here, you monsters!
Whoa, Gramps!
Shut the ground up!
I can't get out of here!
Think you could just leave your mask at home?
And now you're with this fucking spook!
What?
First off, watch the fucking racism.
This is my boy.
Secondly, I don't fucking know you.
Luke, what the fuck does that mean?
Oh shit! You came back to finish us off and take all our food!
You've lost your goddamn marvels.
She's dying, and now she can s-
What is that? What is that?
That's a bad word?
I've never heard that in my life!
What?
Oh, I don't even want to Google it. I want to throw up.
It's old-timey. What the fuck that's so-
Gee, your face!
Shut up!
Mask! What's he talking about?
Ew, really? That's so disgusting. What the fuck?
Fuck, if I know, he's crazy. Have you been here before?
Russell, don't you start. You tried to kill us for no bad reason-
I've never- I've never heard that word in my life.
Jesus Christ.
If anything, we should take you out for that.
Please just get the fuck out of here!
Please leave us alone!
What do you say, Russ?
Should we just kill these folks and take all their stuff?
No! What the fuck?
Listen, I know the guys are racist and all, but...
Are you serious?
Maybe.
No!
We can't! Let's just get out of here!
There are real fucking monsters out there!
There no shit, and you're just gonna joke about the shit
You Nate I saved your ass. You didn't do shit easy. We will not hurt no one
And don't you hurt these people either?
Can we still be friends? No, no
Oh
He killed them
God damn. Jesus, what a... I mean, I know the guys are fucking racist, but holy shit.
Fuck them, just let them be racist.
400 days in.
We were right. There are survivors out here.
Still alive? Oh, they're gonna be happy to get rescued. So how many are we talking about?
around five I think around five I think they left a note so at least we know
they want to be found
right there's an enabler distance probably it can't I'm gonna try to make
contact tonight great just be careful
He's your best judgment. We're building a good community here. We might keep it that way.
Of course.
What's happening now?
I found him.
Holy shit. Did you all make it?
Everything okay?
so far so good I'm gonna try to talk to him wish me luck yeah good luck be
careful don't try to force him in anything just get as many of them as you can
oh are we all killing together hey don't shit don't fucking move oh who the
fuck are you my name is Tavia baby I'll find us
I found your note.
I'm a scout for a growing settlement up north.
We go out and look for survivors to rescue them.
We have food, clean water, and shelter for everyone.
We're offering you a chance to help us out and start over.
God, the sense took it to be true.
Oh, shit.
I think it is.
Bonnie, get real.
Just because you have to tell the truth all the time doesn't mean everyone else does.
If I didn't trust people, I'd be dead.
I know that for sure.
Yeah.
People can care about you if you let them.
Hey, we're going to Mangle!
Like, we'll in cared when you let you run off alone.
That's enough, Becca.
I heard rumors about these places.
Oh, this feeling's good.
This guy I'm traveling with ditched me trying to find one in his own.
He got-
The guy ditched him!
You know what?
Let's do this.
She looks well fed, right?
And clean.
We could all use a meal in a hot shower.
Hold up!
we don't know what kind of people we're dealing with i don't want to get stuck with some crazy
asshole like russell did i walked away from that shit why and that dude was crazy from jump
straight look we need people plain and simple you folks can decide if you want to come as a
group or split up or whatever but i don't want to be out here in the open after dark so in a
few minutes i'm gonna be getting back in my car and on my way hopefully at least some of you
you will follow me well I'm gone maybe we should go to sis if Roman is still
looking for us he wouldn't be able to do anything to us there there's no way
that guy is still looking for you we've been to that truck stop there's no one
left and they're not a problem it's following her that'll get you killed look
I know it's a risk but what else is there if you guys are going then so
are we I don't like this guys we should just walk away
Russell!
Of course you don't, Russell. You don't trust anyone.
What will it take to convince you?
What will it take to convince you? I don't know.
Russell, come on.
Guys, trust me. We need to get to this place.
Well, it could be a trap. What if they want to kill us?
Thank you. Everyone out there is batshit crazy. We've all seen it.
Well, we turned out alright, didn't we?
You clearly outnumber me.
Yeah, bro.
Hell yeah!
Total drama island!
I'm going to Total Drama Island!
This is yours.
So who wants to come with me?
Everybody's yes.
What game is he playing Minecraft here?
Yeah.
Yes.
I'm going.
Yes.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm just not sure we've been out here for so long
Russell please Russell really worth getting our hopes up of course it is
Russell hope is all we've got left but being smart that's what's keeping us
alive it's a safe place for everyone criminal activity isn't tolerated within
our walls period you don't have to worry about bandits or walkers or anyone
else. We look out for each other. Is that clear?
Yeah. Clear.
Clear?
I don't know. I don't really believe in safe places. Not anymore.
I know it's hard, but this is your only chance. We're not going to be out this way again
for a long time.
We understand. I think we've all made up our minds.
Come on Russell, come on.
Well, I guess we have our group.
What do you want to do with these?
Burn them.
This is a good thing. I know it is.
Oh god. What if this is a bad thing?
How do we know this will work out?
I
Give you my word and my word a man's word a woman's word. I give you know, it's all we got these days
That's what Rick Warder said that's what Rick said
Rick said that so did Negan
30% of players shot daddy's photo.
What? Only 30%?! Only 30?!
What the fuck are you talking about?
You and fifty percent of players got out the car.
You and seventy-five percent of players left Nate.
You and twenty-five percent of players were off- oh my god, look at all you fucking liars!
All you liars out there, look at all you liars!
Did you leave the RV or kill Stephanie?
Seventy-five percent of players left the RV.
Look at all these fricking liars!
Oh my god, why did Russell stayed?
I thought they all left!
Damn, that sucks.
I should have said what else is there out there.
You know what I mean?
I should have said what else is there out there guys.
What else is there out there?
What else is there out there bros?
But what else is there out there?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Guys, we did it.
We officially finished season ones.
I've been streaming for eight years.
This summer, it'll be nine years.
Do you wanna know how many times people requested me to play this game within the 8 years that I've been streaming?
A lot!
A lot bro, a lot!
No season 2?
Better late than never and you'll never do it again. What do you mean oh?
Yeah, I wanna play that wolf among us game one day
She won't play season two
Are you? Are you? Are you okay?
What part of I have to consume every minute of Walking Dead content do you understand?
Well, what don't you get?
What don't you understand?
Season 2 is amazing. Which one do you think is the best?
the best. I saw somebody in chat say that the Michonne game is bad. Is it bad?
It's kind of bad. Well, the Michonne work will be fine. The Michonne game takes place between
Season 3 and 4 so.
Michonne is probably the weakest story.
Well, I gotta do it because I know
Connor told me he wants to play Walking Dead
and I know he'll probably play the whole thing
and that means I don't have to play the whole thing.
So guys, we're gonna play Season 2 of The Walking Dead starting right now.
I didn't read the description of the of the season my choices all
let me read let me wait I'm going back there's a VR there's a VR game I saw there was there
There was a walking dead game called Onslaught. Was it very bad?
Apparently it takes place like in between seasons 7 and 8 or 8 and 9.
Yes, like in between seasons. Is it very bad?
Leventine's journey continues as she learns to survive in a world gone mad when everyone
is out for themselves.
Who can she trust?
How long is chapter one of season two?
Is that the same?
Oh my god, here we go.
Oh, she's growing up.
I wonder how much time is passed.
Season 2 of The Walking Dead builds off Season 1's choices and consequences.
The game will now automatically search your system for a Season 1 save file with completed episodes.
Wow, okay.
Damn, that's crazy.
As a Season 1 save file was found, you will now need to choose a save slot from Season 1 to continue your story.
Choices will be randomly generated for any unfinished episodes.
I'll tell why you're surging through my files.
Previously on The Walking Dead.
What's your name?
I'm Clementine.
You've been all by yourself through this.
All the graphics!
I know who you are, and I know you are.
They're so clear!
It's how the world works now!
We are those bad people dead.
I hope you know what you're doing.
Holy shit, it's like noticeable how different them are.
I got it!
I always said Kravins is the only place left in Savannah that still has people.
That means it must be where my mom and dad are.
Okay. You can come. But you have to promise to stay quiet.
Clementine? Clementine!
Damn.
I know how to be a dad, you know.
She wouldn't be exposed to what she has been with you.
I
Showed how popular these cables. Yeah, that all that sees a warm on my parents. It shows they put it to good use
You have to shoot me
Don't need it Krista
That shit was rough. Oh my god. That made me cry.
An association with Skybound.
Oh, Clementine. No. All that remains. Look at her.
What do you think?
Oh, means you can't be serious.
I am.
We are not doing that.
Well, I know.
Why not?
She was pregnant with her baby bump!
Baby bump!
Oh my-
They're at the fucking diner!
What's wrong with Omid?
We're not calling our baby Omid. One of you is enough.
Clementine, a little help here.
Omid this second.
No.
Omid Jr.
No.
You have to admit it as a ring to it.
What if it's a girl?
It's a girl.
Then we name her Krista.
But I'm Krista.
I don't want to call her Krista.
That's just confusing.
Yeah.
I don't care.
How can you not care?
We should name it Lee.
You're not taking this seriously.
I take everything seriously.
Especially the lonely future.
Keep talking, and you'll be sleeping in the rain tonight.
Remember that time in Barstow?
Vegas weekend.
No more Vegas weekends.
Why don't you, uh, get cleaned up in the girls room, Clem?
I hope the sink works in there.
I wouldn't count on it. Just be careful and make sure to keep track of your things.
We'll be right next door.
Okay.
I'm in the bathroom! Knock knock!
Hello?
Didn't Chris just go in there? Why wouldn't she say hello?
Make sure the bathroom is safe. Use Wazid in the mouse to look around.
No, no, no, no!
Hello? Broken toilet!
Oh, gross.
Back at toilet broken.
What's that?
Egg doll!
Where did Crystal go? Didn't she go into the bathroom?
I'm so confused.
Good. No one's here.
Guess it's safe to get cleaned up.
Oh, she went into the other one.
I don't want to take that poop.
Look at Fawcett.
Please, have water.
No water.
Figures.
Try the other one.
Bang it.
I'll go up there.
I'll clean up.
Oh, shoot.
oh no
when why you dropped the water
is it was it this one
oh it was this one
Oh, can't drink from it now.
Who is that?
That's my gun!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Help!
I see you.
Get out of there.
You're not fooling me.
That's my gun.
It's mine now.
Give it back.
Why should I?
Because it's mine.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
You got anything on you?
Yeah.
Come on, let's see.
I ain't gonna ask again.
You don't have to do this. It's mean.
You've got to be mean to keep going out here.
I'm not mean.
I'm not mean.
Yeah?
Yeah.
You got your gun.
I'm mean, person.
I'm serious.
What else you got?
That's it.
Don't lie to me.
I'll fuck you.
Do it, bitch!
I'm bad!
I'm bad!
I'm bad!
I dare you!
I'm not screwing around.
Come on.
I don't have anything.
Give me that hat.
No!
Where'd you get it?
I asked you a question.
My dad gave it to me.
My dad gave it to me.
No.
Junk, junk, junk.
Look at all this junk.
Shit, shit, and more shit.
Why you ain't got nothing good?
No.
I like the last people I got.
They had all kinds of good shit.
That was a good catch.
What the fuck?
She's robbing people?
You're just a little fish.
You're gonna cry little fish?
This your daddy?
What a bozo.
Oh my god! Oh my god! No!
What the fuck!
I hope you feel sorry I didn't mean to I didn't mean to I didn't mean
OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK SHE JUST... HOLY SHIT!
OH MY GOD!
Oh god, oh god, oh me, oh me, oh me, did you hear me?
Oh me!
Oh my god.
Oh god, is she gonna blame me now? She'll be like, why didn't you keep an eye on your going? Why?
Bro, she didn't hesitate. She popped her quake. Oh my god
Damn that little girl did not last long in this apocalypse
16 months later
Oh damn she's seen some shit look at her wait the baby's probably born
Krista talk to me oh no oh no
Oh, baby.
There's no baby.
What where the baby guys there's there's no baby I'm sorry I don't know how to tell you
this but there's no baby.
No, baby.
Let's find out.
There's one on screen.
What is that supposed to mean?
The baby is on the stream.
What is that supposed to mean?
You're a baby.
I'm a baby, you're a baby.
Let me take my meds, hold on, before I process this shit, oh my god, I can't, I can't believe
we lost all mean, that girl got killed, and there's no fucking baby.
This is, this is a hell of an opener for a game, bro.
A hell of a fucking opener, bro.
They were like, they were like, bro, we got all this money from season one, what are
we gonna do to top season one, in season two?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Step one, kill some survivors. Step one, kill everybody you love.
You know what? It's not the walking dead if they don't kill off people you like.
That's just how it is, bro. It's not walking dead unless somebody you care about dies.
He's not walking dead. Unless someone you care about is dead.
He'll always fucking die.
Okay.
Damn.
This will never work.
What's never gonna work?
Look at this. It's pathetic. The woods too wet to burn
It's more smoke than flame
At this rate, we'll be eating this for breakfast. What else can we do find something that'll burn maybe I don't know
Won't be easy in the dark and in the rain
You should be doing this not me
Tending a fire so you can cook and stay warm. It's something you have to be able to do Clementine
Damn, she's done so pain.
Damn it! Oh my god, Clementine's voice! Like, she's... she's older, she's sadder.
We can't stay in one place too long. It's too dangerous. We need to keep moving.
All we do, all we have ever done is move. But we never seem to get anywhere.
I'm freezing you think this is bad wait till we get up to Wellington
Hey, I know we're going to Wellington. Where's willing to make it?
We still have a couple hard months ahead of us
This rain will turn to sleet then I can't we just go down slow and snow
It won't be easy
Is it safe there safer than here because of the cold or so they say
We just need to keep...
Hey, we gotta get... we gotta get coats!
Gotta get coats!
Get warm and cozy!
I miss me.
I miss me.
I'm sure you do.
I'm gonna go look for more wood.
You just keep the fire lit.
What is that thing? What creature is that? What is that? Baby tiger? Is that baby tiger
I mean, find the lighter to relight the fire.
She kept the picture.
Mouse has never seen her reddit?
Uh, yeah, I don't go on reddit, I've never seen it.
Oh, she kept all those things.
Nice lighter, pretty good stay away from reddit.
You don't have to tell me twice!
Oh no!
I'm not gonna burn all my memories!
MEMORIES!
This is called the walking jet, not the rain jet.
Press and hold the left mouse button to flick the lighter.
Kindling
Better but still not enough the flames are too low if we had some sort of late cover
The flames aren't high enough.
I see a snake.
This won't burn.
Why, why, why would this might burn?
What if I walk into the fire?
Burn lob.
Uh oh.
Uh-oh.
Where's your groove?
Where's your buddy?
You're not answering with me. Where's your proof?
Where's your proof? Where's your body?
Who do you think you're fooling here?
Give us the truth and you don't get hurt!
You're fucking with me?
Where's the rest of your proof?
I-I'm by myself!
Bullshit!
You're lying!
Cut the shit, lady!
What the fuck?
It's-it's just me!
Come on, guys!
What the fuck?
Run!
Hey!
Oh, no, did I get her killed, bro?
I tried, but...
Get the fuck over here! Now!
You fucker!
Come out of here, girl! I'm not fucking around!
Shit! Get the fuck over here!
You're not gonna do it?
Oh no.
Ah! Walker!
Holy shit! I'm a guy that's Galbraum! That's Galbraum!
Oh, ow!
He's still long!
He's fucking running! He's running!
Let go of him, bitch! Jesus Christ!
Oh my god, this is a fucking speaker!
Let's go!
There's his fighting.
He's fighting.
Are you fucking kidding me?
There's his fighting.
You're on my last fucking nerve!
Stop fucking kicking!
FUCKING BIRD!
STOP FUCKING KICKING ME!
FUCKING KICKING ME!
SHIT!
YAAAHHH!
IT'S YOU, FUCKER!
Oh.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, my game, my game, my game, help!
HELP!
HELP!
HELP!
HELP ME!
HELP!
Help!
The game name is sell for brain
Oh my god twitch just opened what the fuck
Twitch just opened
Twitch just opened oh
Nice twitch just opened right now and it just opened a fucking sell for brain raw game
Run!
Holy shit, oh no!
No!
Where the TITLE?
Oh no.
How is her head still on?
The magic can't leave her alone.
Oh no.
Damn, is Christian dead?
Hello?
She's all alone.
Hey, don't yell hello.
Hello?
Hello? She's all alone. Maybe don't yell hello. Maybe, maybe don't yell hello. How about
not yelling hello
it's camp
No.
Oh boy.
Krista, are you there?
Maybe not.
Oh boy.
Krista, are you there?
Maybe not.
Krista are you there? Maybe you don't look at dead walker look at trail a walk
Real
Holy shit
Look at great
Now it's her turn to do crazy fast walk.
Scary.
They have no supplies, no food, no shelter, no weapons.
Beware of your surrounding.
What?
But the creatures, the creatures.
Oh boy.
Scary.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Fucking birds!
Fucking birds, bro!
What is it?
What is it?
Dog?
It's okay, boy. It's okay.
Sam. Well, nice to meet you, Sam.
Nice to meet you, Sam.
He cried.
Probably been a long time since he heard somebody say his name.
What's he doing?
Sam! Sam! Where are you going? Wait up!
He's gonna follow his random dog!
Okay.
Woah!
What are you smelling?
Hello?
Girl, do not hello!
No hello!
Looks pretty run over, but you never know.
Let's look around for some food.
Hungry tummy.
Looks like it's been here for a while.
Looks like they were a happy family once.
A family doll.
There's food behind somewhere.
Cookie and Pop.
Oh, no food here either.
Oh, about here.
I'll eat that broccoli.
That's cool.
Fun fact, Clem is currently approximately 4 foot 6 inches to 4 foot 8 inches so basically
finnally a character shorter than mouse as a protagonist. Amazing!
Empty. Better keep looking. Ah, Sam.
Sam is just like, whatever.
Hey, you wanna play? You wanna play catch?
Okay, bring it back.
Good boy, Sam.
Good boy.
Think anyone's been sleeping in here? I can't tell.
Maybe we'd better not wait around to find out.
Yeah, it could be walkers.
Oh, my doll.
Wanna go again?
Go get it, Sam.
Phew!
Well, there's something happening down there, and I'm losing B2, bro.
you
you
you
you
you
To use full we won't go another night without food okay
Yeah, I'll kill things!
Cause I'm a big girl and I know what I'm talking about.
Oh, is this a cooler?
Please let there be something good in there.
A peak!
No peak.
We got a peak one day.
Oh, God.
No food on the grill.
Nothing in the cooler.
I hate scavengers.
They take everything.
Well, I have a knife now, so it's fine.
Gotta check everywhere.
Even in the trash.
Well, here we go.
Oh my God. Thank you.
What's that? I'm just gonna walk.
Look Sam, I can.
I can't walk.
Let's see what's inside.
Where's he opens it? It's empty.
Please don't be bad.
Yeah, you should have cleaned that book a knife for the book.
Phew, thank god.
Ewww!
Feed dog.
I guess you're pretty hungry too.
Always, always feed dog, bro. Always feed dog.
Here you go.
Hey, you don't need it all.
Oh my god!
Holy shit, what the fuck?
We're a bad gum!
I can't leave it like that.
Oh my god.
What the fuck is going on?
Stop!
Why did it attack us all of a sudden?
Guys, this is too much for me.
I can't.
Oh man, I'm fucking crying! I'm crying, fuck!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Well, at least it wasn't a zombie bite.
A family, bro.
I didn't kill a fucking dog.
This is too much for- Oh my-
Stop showing the fucking dog!
Please!
Please stop!
Holy shit!
Oh my god, she doesn't know if she got rabies.
She'll get an infection like, what the fuck's gonna happen now?
Oh, yeah, no me, no baby, no dog!
Sixteen months have passed!
We're all alone!
Aww.
Oh no, fuck a walker.
Oh no!
Run, Climby Climb! Run!
Oh
BAH!
I'm out!
Grab her!
Let's go!
Come on, kid.
We gotta get her.
We got-
We got saved!
We got saved!
They actually found her, bro.
What are the odds?
What are the odds?
I think... I think we're safe.
We're never safe! What do you mean?
Yeah. Yeah, we're good.
Hey, you all right?
I... I think so.
I should have just walked on my own.
What are you doing out here?
Where are the uh...
No, you're just carrying me, fuck!
There's no chance you made it this long on your own.
I don't want them thinking we're doing anything but trying to help you.
I'm alone.
Everyone I know is gone.
It's just me now.
Aww.
I'm sorry to hear that they will remember just lost a sister we've all lost folks
Well
I'm Luke
Mrs. P. Hey look at me right
I'm Clementine
It's nice to meet you Clementine
For now, we're gonna take you back to our group and we got a doctor with us and you look like you could use some oh
What is it she's
Fuck fuck fuck what are we gonna do here by a dog ball? Oh, it was a dog. I didn't see any dog Clementine
Come on kid. We just saw you with those lurkers back there. I can't remember the last time I saw a dog
No, no just look at it, please
Yeah, and have you sink your teeth into Pete's neck? No way
I'm a mosquito bite from a lurker bite man. How do you not know what a dog bite looks like?
Hmm. Alright. Let's see it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, watch yourself. Hey, don't look at me like that. You're the one that's
been here, okay?
Yeah, did they not, like, hear the fucking dog? Actually, no, because that happened a
long time ago.
See?
Is it, uh, is it like she says?
Well, it could be a dog. Hard to say.
Uh, what do you mean it could be?
dog go the one that did this what killed it what does that matter Pete seriously I I
killed it what really a dog shows up and bites you and you just tell me I
don't know you don't kill dogs let's shut the fuck up bro I had no choice
The game made me do it!
I wasn't gonna leave it suffering!
You telling us the truth?
You looked me in the eyes when you went.
Yes.
Yes.
Alright, Clementine.
That's good enough for me.
Well, what else was she gonna say?
I've got a good bullshit, Detective Luke.
That's why you can never beat me in poker.
You don't always beat me at you.
Alright, how can you be sure?
Well, I'm sure I ain't willing to leave a little girl in the woods to die when we got a doctor with us that can make a call.
We can have Carlons take a look at it first.
Also, I need to just get checked out to see if I have rabies.
Are you gonna like this?
Can you help me please?
Not with what happened to you.
You don't have to remind me of that, boy.
Right. Sorry, sir.
Come on.
Clemonton, are you feeling alright?
I'm fine. Just tired.
You better be fine, because I ain't carrying you anymore with that bat on your arm.
Fuck off, bitch! Don't worry, bro.
Aw, shit!
Uh-oh, I'm gonna wake up...
...
...on the werewolf.
Oh shit, is she pregnant?
What?
And you just believed her?
You should have put her out of her misery right there.
Don't bite my ass.
I'm not one-
People's finger off the trigger, boy.
Whoa!
Whoa!
You idiot!
Every murder for five miles per minute.
You dumbass.
You're gonna tell me to fucking shoot her.
Every murder for five miles per minute.
You dumbass.
Tell me to fucking shoot her everybody's just calm down for a second climate time. You okay?
I'm not working for anyone
I don't know what you're talking about. I
Just need help. We got a doctor right here. Okay. He'll have a look
She's just scared we're all scared Luke don't act like we're the ones being irrational
Because we're not a way she survived out here on her own. Why are we even arguing about this damn take a look?
Who's this?
A lot of guys over here.
What's up? What's up, Padre?
It's okay. Go ahead, he's a doctor.
Let me show you my arm key. Please give me a shot so I won't get rabies.
Please, I also need my tetonet shot.
Rabies and tetonet.
No, that must have hurt.
hmm whatever it was he got you good this isn't how we do things man when
you're bit you get put down end of story I'm not going through this again no
one's suggesting that we could take her arm off I know that worked for a
cousin down in Ainsworth we could try that I don't do any good you'll just
be making it worse for the girl it's crazy no one's gonna volunteer to do
that I would be safer life then what how would we know it worked just like you
want to be sure right you don't want to do something you're gonna regret I'm on
your side kid no need for a guilt drink oh shit who's she Sarah what I say
stay inside
I don't mean to be in trouble. I just want to stop the bleeding and then I'll go.
He'll never see me again. I promise.
Ma'am.
And where exactly would you go?
Far away from here, duh.
I can take care of myself.
Clearly.
Look, I may be in the minority here, but my gut tells me she's telling the truth.
It probably is just a dog bite.
Probably.
I don't know if she's alive or dead.
But I could have said that she was out there, but then, like, the guy would be like,
You die to me!
We wait.
What?
By tomorrow morning, if the fever's set in, we'll know if she's gonna turn.
In the meantime, we can lock her in the shed.
Okay, can you like stop the bleeding in my arm though?
What about my arm?
It needs to get cleaned and stitched and bandaged.
The pearl is in bad shape, Carlos.
We have all that stuff we set up to catch.
We could probably get by with it.
Alvin, please.
But yeah, we can't do nothing.
What the fuck, Alvin, please!
I'm a lurker, Vice.
If it turns out you're telling the truth,
we'll clean it and stitch it up for you in the morning.
Why then it'll be infected!
Oh, this messed up.
I'm sorry.
It's the best we're gonna get.
I can't believe he folded so quick.
Finger off the trigger son.
I ain't your son.
Don't be like that man.
Then don't put the finger on the trigger dumbass.
I always got his mom's temper.
Come on.
This is just a waste of time, you'll see.
And when she turns, I ain't gonna be the one cleaning up the shed.
Shut the fuck up!
Oh my god!
It was a dog.
You'll see.
I guess we'll find out in the morning.
If I last that long, maybe you could go look for it?
I wish I could.
I really do, but it's too risky.
Sorry.
Damn, she's gonna...
die.
Hope they all die, you know what?
They're all assholes.
Hope they eat kaka for a hundred days.
Eat kaka for a hundred days.
Why are we doing this, he's fucking dumb, because it's safer this way and I'd rather
be sure.
Yeah, safer for her.
I can't believe this.
You're gonna be fine, you're gonna be fine.
All right, old guy here.
I can't believe this.
You're gonna be fine, you're gonna be fine.
All right, oh, we got here, oh, we got here.
Oh, missing.
Vice.
Oh my god, I'm gonna spitch my own shit up.
Clementine, you badass, if that's what you're gonna do, if that's what you're gonna do,
You are a fucking badass.
Hamlet?
Hahahaha!
What's in the tackle box?
Not much left in here. I guess if I have to, I can use this for stitches.
Oh shit.
Anything else?
Full table.
Oh
Why ain't Clem giving more details about how she ended up there, or described the
The dog, the camp, the can of beans, for God's sake the incident that lead to the bite, and
how they found her, any details to give credibility, come on some common sense.
I don't think even if she told them they would even listen to her, but also she's
probably in shock.
I have a doctor, he's got to have stuff for stigens.
I know when to the cabin and put in a needle for oxide and some bandages what
Jesus okay well I love shopping why not
I think it's getting worse
Come on, how's the goodie, cop?
No, Brad, not the water.
Come on.
Let's go get caught.
No bad, not the water.
Go.
Oh shit.
Wah!
Of course.
That's the only window, bro.
That's the only window.
It makes me feel like a fucking idiot when we're not on the same page.
We are on the same page.
Not out there, we weren't. Not about the girls. I saw you get soft.
What do you want me to do, Beck? Put a bullet in us?
I want you to think about our family first.
It's all I think about. So don't give me this shit.
Everybody's always thinking about their family.
I need some air.
Maybe he's nice?
AHA!
What the hell are you doing?
I'm not gonna hurt anyone.
Yeah, but you're gonna get me in trouble.
Please, I need to fix my arm.
Are you out of your mind? Even if you ain't bitten by some lurker?
some lurker what you probably are you can't be here get out of here you
understand get back into that shed and Carlos to take care of you in the morning
I can tell that you're nice hey nice there you are yes you are don't you do
that I see what you're doing I'm serious you need to get out of here I
saw when everyone was arguing you wanted to help you didn't see anything
yeah dude look you gotta get out of here before my wife fights you I'm
serious you gotta go I got enough problems already I don't want to get you
in trouble I'm already in trouble just talking to you
damn
uh I could really use your help I'm screwed if anyone finds out I did this
I understand we did it we're in rows what do you need
the but the cut on my arm needs to be cleaned and stitched
Stitch? I ain't doin' that.
I'll figure it out on my own.
Alright, look. I don't know what I'm fine.
We're short on bandages, and I might be able to find something clean that would work.
Okay, something to clean it out with.
And a needle and thread could help, too.
I don't even know where to look. Carlos has medical supplies on my-
Oh, God damn it!
We don't got much these days.
Well, whatever you can get, I'll find the rest on my own.
Okay, wait here.
Okay.
Well, I got the fishing wire.
I found you some bandages.
And I, uh...
I'll get you a juice box in case you're thirsty.
Aww.
Thanks for the juice, bro.
Arvin, I'll be meeting in five minutes.
Oh, okay, thanks.
Now you need to go.
I need a needle and a rock bag.
How the fuck am I gonna get done?
Oh.
Oh.
Hammer.
Uh.
Hammer.
Oh, it's a hammer.
Oh, I'm going to be like that.
And I'm dismantling all their fortifications.
Oh god.
What the fuck?
trap door?
knife I guess
I don't live under this house
you're in this house with me
Oof!
What the hell am I talking about?
Who made my decision?
Well, Luke has more to say than I guess.
What's that?
He's got a book.
He doesn't need to be a part of it.
He's got her book.
Oh God, they got the fish on the wall.
It could be. We don't know.
She's connected to somebody.
There's no way she's out here by herself.
She said she's out here alone.
Yeah, right.
Whoever she is.
Is this it?
Oh, it's this place.
Bird?
Duck!
Oh, duck.
Who came first? The chicken or the egg?
Oh, we're fine. You're right for us, huh? Next time, we'll just put up a neon sign and
I said, Lurker's welcome.
Lurker's welcome.
Oh, it's not.
Hello?
What happened?
I didn't find it.
Take it too long.
How do I go upstairs?
I couldn't find the option to go upstairs.
Right hand side, oh this way, oh I was like stuck on freaking couch.
I'm fishing.
Shhh.
You're not supposed to be in here.
Oh my god.
You're not supposed to be in here.
Oh my god, just get the shit out of me.
Can you help me?
Can you please help me?
I'm not supposed to talk to you.
My dad can't know.
We don't have to tell your dad.
Why?
What does he do when he gets mad?
He gets angry and he says he's disappointed in you.
Oh.
And then he just loves me and wants me to be safe.
Oh, that's it?
Nothing else?
Oh, shit!
Yeah, that's the worst.
Damn, Clementine!
What happened to you?
A dog bit me.
That's not scary.
I bet it hurts.
You wanna see it?
Do you wanna see it?
Um...
It really wasn't one of them.
It really wasn't.
Okay.
Wanna see my butt?
Ew, gross!
I know, right?
You have to bend it in like my dad does.
Yeah, I know.
Help me.
I need something to clean it with.
And I need a needle thread to sew it up.
Do you want to see my bite?
My dad has some stuff for cleaning with the spot.
Kind of burns.
I don't know if he has stuff for sewing though.
Really?
That's okay. I have this in mind.
We don't have much.
He's still trying to restock since we moved.
I'll help you.
Good.
Thank you.
I'm Sarah.
I'm Clementine.
I'm Clementine.
Are we gonna be best friends?
Right, we can be best friends.
We're gonna be best friends!
It's hard to be the only girl, you know.
Rebecca's okay, but she's old.
And that's it.
And if her baby is a girl, it'll be forever before she's old enough to be my friend.
And then I'll be super old.
Yes, we are friends.
Frameth, it's important.
Friends have to trust each other, no matter what.
Oh shit, I don't know if I should if I should promise her that I'm gonna be your friend or not
I mean
I
Do you promise or not I promise I promise me too
I promise, a pinkie swear is forever.
I'll see if I can find the stuff my dad uses when I get a cut.
Let me look around.
Hey man, I'll be your friend for a bandage.
For a bandage, I'll be your friend.
For a bandage.
I think this is it.
I've got the provocation.
I think this is it.
I've got the provocative signs.
Someone will find you. Don't worry. I won't.
Thanks, Sarah.
Thanks, Sarah.
I still need a needle, maybe in the back of them?
Oh, found it!
It's clean.
I guess that's all I need, I better get out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Out in the bathroom!
That means I'm fine with this.
Wait.
Out in the bathroom!
Damn it.
I just need to have this baby.
aww
oh they still have running water?
let it be okay and let it be his
oh
oh no
uh oh
what the fuck
aww
what the fuck bro?
drama in the zombie apocalypse drama!
Damn!
We don't know what happened there, guys. We don't know. We don't know the circumstance, okay?
We don't know the circumstances.
I don't know the surf I'm staying.
Think we can get zombie Moripovich to reveal the paternity test results?
I'm calling zombie Moripovich.
It's time Clementine, let's go.
We're badass and we can get to work.
You need antibiotics though. Holy shit.
How can they not tell us that's a dog bite, bro?
You can tell!
Let's take a drink of juice first.
Okay, disinfect.
Oh, it's okay! It's okay, baby! It's okay! It's okay, Clementine! It's okay!
Okay.
If it burns, then it's just working!
I'm fine.
Now the fun part.
Oh my God, she's such a badass. Okay.
The worst bandages ever.
At least they'll keep the stitches in place when I'm done.
Take another sip of juice.
Listen, the juice, the juice, the juice will make us tough.
It's fine.
The juice is going to make us tough.
Just like last time.
Just how Kristo showed me.
Oh boy.
Oh my god!
Mama-Ton, you can do it! You can do it!
I believe in you!
Get it done, Clem. You're bad-ass.
I'm even doing it, then.
You can do it Clementine!
You can do it!
You're so strong!
You're so strong Clementine! You're so strong!
Come on!
Bald, just think about how proud we will be.
Oh my god.
Oh my God.
Don't worry, we'll have more juice later.
We'll get so much juice later, don't worry.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, Clementine, it's okay.
Guys, she's just a kid.
She doesn't know.
I think she's doing a great job.
Holy shit.
Ow!
You can do it, Clementine! You can do it!
You did it. You did it, Clementine. You did it.
I'm so proud of her!
Take a nice sip of juice, girl. You deserve it.
One more sip.
Bro, yeah, she's only ten years old, bro.
I
My line
Help!
Help!
Get him!
I am!
Hammer him! Hammer his head!
Holy shit. What the-
Woo!
How the hell did it get in here?
Little girl's tongue is nail. Are you all right?
I'm still... not... bitten.
YAAAAAAAH!
I never was... and you left me out here to die.
You patched yourself up? Where'd you get that stuff?
Is she steel from us?
This doesn't change a thing. She hasn't done anything to us.
There's the man not carrying a baby.
I did. I took stuff. And I'm sorry. I really am.
Aww.
And you think you can trust her?
God damn it, don't even start. Any of you would have done the same if you were half as tough as this little girl.
Yes!
Just save it.
I'm super tough.
Bring her in and I'll take a look at her arm.
Damn, look, a sneaking around of her.
Bro, her singing is still not big.
Holy shit.
That's badass.
Yes.
Bro, she orphaned that whole group.
She did.
Holy shit, she was like, yeah, I did that all by myself. Fuck you.
This might hurt a little.
How's she look?
Her suturing skills need some work, but otherwise, I say she should be fine.
So, it wasn't a lurker bite?
If it was, the fever would have already set in, and the temperature would be through the roof.
Yeah!
Eat this! Shove it up your ass, motherfucker!
I wish you wouldn't have done what you did.
What do you mean?
You manipulated my daughter.
I've asked for her help.
She's not someone you can just ask for help.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
But there are a few things you need to know about my daughter.
What's wrong with her?
OK.
She isn't like you.
You may not get that initially.
But once you're around her for a while, you'll understand.
What does that mean?
If she knew how bad the world is,
or is really like out there, she would cease to function.
She's my little girl.
She's all I have left.
Seltzer?
And I would ask that you stay away from her.
She needs to grow up sometime.
She needs to grow up sometime.
You do not know what she needs.
Yes, I do.
Rebecca was worried you might be working with someone else.
That your being here was no accident.
I guess we'll find out.
But one thing I know for sure,
You are not to be trusted.
You don't know what I've been through, man.
Stay away from my daughter.
Well, we're best friends and we pinky promise.
Hey, uh, about you some food if you're hungry.
Yay!
That's gonna leave one hell of a scar.
Better than losing it.
You say that again.
Stars? They're way cooler than stones.
Definitely.
Damn, she's grown so much.
She's so mature.
She's been through so much.
Hey, look.
I just want to say I'm sorry for...
Hey, you better be sorry, motherfucker.
Sorry, motherfucker.
Damn.
What happened?
What happened?
I'm sorry.
Nick lost his mom.
We took care of someone who got bit.
Oh shit.
That was my fault.
It was no one's fault.
Damn.
We thought we could control it, but we couldn't.
And then she turned and his mom was standing right there and she got attacked.
Damn.
Oh.
There was nothing we could do about it.
Anyway, hopefully you understand.
Yeah, I do, I do, yeah.
Okay, I like them.
So, they're all right, they're all right.
Pretty much on your own, unless you're playing.
I'm thinking about moving on.
I'm thinking about moving on.
Well, you're welcome to stay here if you want.
If you let yourself heal up, it takes some time to sort things out.
Do you think everyone else will be okay with it?
They'll just have to deal with it.
Deal with it!
Coal and timings, here to stay!
So, what happened to your parents?
If you don't mind me asking?
I mean, I assume what happened to them is...
what happened to just about everyone's parents.
You're just so young, didn't think you could've made it on your own for so long, but maybe you did.
He died.
Maybe he died.
That's tough.
I, uh, I lost my folks too.
Hey, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have asked.
I was left with a babysitter at first.
My parents went on vacation and loved me with a babysitter.
And they never came back.
We went to Savannah to find them.
But they were already dead.
Wow.
I'm sorry to hear that.
This man found me and took care of me.
We met up with other survivors and we all tried to make it.
But it didn't work.
Awww.
His name was Lee. He taught me how to survive.
He's the reason I keep my hair short.
Awww. Awww. My heart!
What happened to him?
Stop it, man.
I killed him.
I killed him.
He got bitten protecting me and I had to kill him before he turned Wow I had to
I hate to interrupt but I'm out there standing watch and I can't help but notice this place
is lit up like a goddamn beacon in the middle of the woods well it's time to turn in anyways
now get your winks while you can because we're going fishing at first light a couple fresh
fresh brookies for dinner
fresh brookies
he's nice, he seems nice to you
kind of
hey, where's my drink?
anybody got a sprite?
any sprite in this house?
I wouldn't get comfortable if I were you.
Maybe you fooled everyone else, but not me.
Don't talk to me like that.
Don't talk to me like that.
Oh, what? You can't pull some shit on me. I'm not my husband.
You should watch your language if you're going to be a mom.
You should watch your ass if you know what's good for you.
I just needed some help.
Well, you got it. Now go.
needed some help well you got it now go I won't stay long stay long cuz I don't
trust you and stay the hell away from my husband oh oh I should have asked her
Hey, whose baby is it?
Who if I would have asked her about the baby?
Yeah, bro, she's just a kid look at her just like she's mad at a 10 year old. Holy shit
How ya hold up? I heard you got an earful from Rebecca last night
Once she gets going, there's no bringing her back. Her bark's worse than her back.
What's her problem?
Yeah, she's got a lot on her mind lately. Bringing a baby into a world like this.
Uh, yeah. I had a friend that had that issue.
How far are these fish traps?
They ain't much further.
Oh no, are they gonna kill me?
Anyone teach you how to shoot?
What is he gonna kill me?
And he says I can't do it. I can't shoot it uncle Pete. Please don't make me shoot it. Oh
That's sad
Hey
Why didn't you wait you want us standing around while you piss on a tree? You know where the river is boy? Oh
Anyway, so I grabbed the gun out of his hand before the big buck runs off when bang the gunfires
Boy nearly gut shot me and of course the buck gets away. What are you going and telling her this shit for?
because you almost blew her face off yesterday seems relevant trying to let her
know it's not personal with you why are you always giving me a hard time because
you're always giving everyone else a hard time I apologized already she
accepted okay well I didn't know that it's fine he apologized you're always
trying to embarrass me you're doing a good enough job of that on your own
Boys, boys, please!
Leaving us again.
I know where the fucking river is.
Oh no.
Family drama.
So anyway, I found that buck later that season.
Shot it right in the neck.
Brought it up to my sister's figure and she'd want to freeze some of the meat.
Nick didn't speak to me for weeks.
Sometimes you gotta play a role.
Even if it means people you love, hate you for it.
I see.
He doesn't hate you.
Nick's father wasn't there much, and he was a piece of shit when he was.
So it fell to me to keep him in line, raise him right.
Meant I couldn't just be nice Uncle Pete.
Uncle Pete!
Uh-oh.
Walkers!
Nick!
Nick!
Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
What the fuck?
Ah, full of holes.
Who do you think did this?
Not sure yet, but it ain't your average gang of thugs that much I know.
Think about it. Your carver, what do you do?
Who's carver?
Who the fuck is fire?
Check those guys there.
Be careful. Some of them might still be moving.
What can I do?
See if you can find anything else.
Like what?
Like what might tell us who did this?
Uh-oh.
This one's shot too.
Through the head?
Oh, it's not in the head, no?
Yeah.
Check the rest.
And look for Ammo.
For running low.
Maybe pull Ammo out of his cranium.
Just me?
Just me?
Can I help?
I got it.
Whatever, bro.
Are you sure you're okay?
Ask my uncle.
He knows everything.
Why are you so mean to me, bro?
I defended your ads.
Eat my balls.
There are more out there.
This wasn't no rinky-dink piss-and-match.
What was it then?
Fubar.
What?
Where are you going?
We need to get the fuck out of here.
Where's that man?
Gotta check the rest.
What? Why?
Calm down and think about it, son.
Calm down?
We gotta get out of here now!
Jesus Christ, get a hold of yourself!
Nick's right.
This doesn't look good.
No, it don't.
But one of these folks might still be alive.
And they might just be inclined to tell us who did this.
We gotta do this now.
Recognition must have them be?
Oh, I'm doing it!
Another sucker to stumble across this mess, just like bait and a fish.
I'm on it.
You always so agreeable?
No.
Good.
No fit right in with this outfit.
Look, just keep your head on the straw.
Oh.
Same deal.
And shut the pieces.
Hope this isn't even when you know.
Now.
I hope this isn't him when you're there.
I've never heard that term foo-bar.
Let's see what we've got here.
A girl?
I've watched StevenPriorion.
I think I did watch it, but that was so long ago.
I'm backpacked!
I'm backpacked!
You were in the woods with Krista, the woman I was with, and what happened to her.
Please, tell me. Tell me!
Please.
What? I'm not giving him water, fuck that shit.
Please.
No.
I'm fine. I'm fine. Just just lost my footing.
Damn it. God damn it.
Burgers! I'm out of ammo!
Wait, what?
What is this?
Bitch.
Did he get back?
It's your asses over here!
I'll cover you!
I'll cover you!
We gotta get out of here!
Get over here, god damn it!
Oh no, what do I do?
I don't know what to do, holy shit.
Oh no!
Oh
Why don't I pause I pause I have to look in
Wait who got look I don't know what to choose
Wait, did Pete get bit, or did the old man get bit?
Wait, what's your names again?
I thought the other guy's name is Luke.
What do we save?
What do we save? Fuck, I don't know. Fuck, I don't know what to save. Uh, can we do
a poll? Can we do a poll? I mean, do we say the old man or do we say the other guy?
Oh, Nick! Oh my god, bro.
Fuck, I don't know, bro.
It's over for the old man.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to make it.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to make it.
Young Nick, Old Man, why do you have to specify young and old?
Well.
I
Can't you listen to me
Oh
We have to go to save them
I hate this whole group. I hate this group so much. I hate this fucking group. I hate
this group. I don't know how else I can tell you guys.
How much I hate this group. Ever since I got here.
Ever since I got here. This whole time.
Everybody has been a fucking asshole to me.
I don't know what to do.
Don't rate Peter later after he let him die.
Guys, what should we do?
I can't believe you didn't say, Bro, this is so fucked up!
This is so messed up, Bro!
I
Mean he got bit though, right like what could we have done he's gonna fucking die
He's gonna fucking die
Can we see you bite?
I don't want to like go back and pick Pete cuz I'm just gonna be honest okay I'm just gonna be a hundred percent with you
You can't fucking like Nick even though like I thought we were I thought we were cool but it's like
Nick is a dick
Where?
Always listening to you good?
At least he's better than Ben, that's really his better than Ben.
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do when.
Wait, who's Ben? Restart and play different?
You're doing fine? Restart and don't feed the dog. I'm not going back to the fuckin' dog okay?
I'm not going back to the dog.
Just let it roan. I just don't know if I want to enjoy this guy, cause I fucking hate it.
I fucking hate it bro.
We'll stick to it
Fuck you guys
No way no way just ended like this
No, what are we gonna do?
Someone's outside
Someone came here looking for you. A man.
What? Did he say what his name was?
We know damn well who it was.
Uh-oh. Who is he?
One of the guys we were with before.
What's he gonna do?
I can't keep going.
I figured we got about four or five more days to reach those mountains.
We ain't here to rob nobody. Just relax and put the gun down, man.
I thought you were dead.
Oh my god, is it gonna be Krista?
Did you try to save Krista? Yes. Did you kill a dog?
a dog. 52% dead. Did you accept Nick's apology? 51% accepted. Did you give the
diamond water to the diamond? 56% refused to give a water. Did you save Nick or
Pete? 40% went with Nick.
Trying to say Lee? Oh yeah guys, it's Lee. It's Lee all the way of course. Of
Of course it's Lee.
I wanna know what would happen if I saved Pete.
I wonder what would happen if I saved him.
I mean he's gonna die anyway, he was big right?
You hold your breath
Maybe it wasn't
You feel that you should run
Well, you're too hot
in the water
oh
Against the tide of struggle, the skin wearing, the skin wearing.
Against the tide of struggle, the key, our heads above the D.
The heart's above the line, above the line
You value nothing but
This is not our love
I hope you've never found
Just trying to keep your way
Man, this fuckin' season roll started off with a bang roll.
How could you say that about him bro okay well I just realized I've been streaming 12
fucking hours.
I've been streaming 12 hours man.
You really can't get lost in these games.
You really can't get lost.
You really can't get lost.
Yeah, I'm streaming 12 hours and I forgot.
We got a collab tonight.
We got a collab tonight.
Tonight we got a collab.
We got to play games tonight.
It's a vain game collab.
So do it.
So I'll be back.
I'll be back tonight.
I'll be back tonight.
or they can collapse and then after that more walking
Oh my god, it's walking depth every worry. Let's go
Guys, thank you so much for spending 12 hours and 44 minutes of your day with me. I appreciate it. Thank you for hanging out with me on Friday night
Thank you for hanging out with me and thank you for supporting me and thank you for all
the love and thank you for being there and we got a lot of crazy things to come.
I will be back tonight for more fun time, okay?
I love you!
This is Ray Pete. Don't tell him I killed...
Don't tell him I killed him.
Don't tell him I killed him, okay? Just don't...
We'll keep that to ourselves.
We'll keep that to ourselves, don't worry.
Okay! Now you guys...
Bye bye!
We're all strange guys, that's why we're in hell.
In hell, quite the full use of hell.
Rules you play by safe, but they won't help.
Help, be honest with yourselves
Hit me, hit me with a bit of luck, baby
Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel the blood
Hold me, hold me, as your respect is us
Baby, I can't help but burst, cause I'm in love with us
What is the point in lying? It's not like you aren't trying
It makes you sad to hide, feeling so trapped
We had a real bad rep, but look at what's in store
The waste of life away in my duress
I am the centerpiece, my life breaks into pieces
Time's up when you're at my feet, love me red and I tell you free