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02-22-2026 · 13h 32m
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I have to forget them...
They're all mine.
They're my mother and my dad.
Shit.
a gang of a fella in a club
I am a perro in a show
But I stand on your time
Konnichiwa.
I'm a wretta almost say
I'm never, ever lost
Never, ever lost
Now you know I'm takin' a
Turn up, dilly-dally
Turn it up drift, turn it up drift, then come to the city
We want to do it, do your drift, then come here, see me and see what we did
Hello girl, konnichiwa, she wanna be a tiny chain
She wanna smile, ain't a new guy
All of this anime, know what I got, don't need me so money, I say I got the way
You know we're lit and we turn to the spot, close
Tell me you're teasing, didn't know you're teeming now
So you wanna get easy, but my heart's a-bliss
How will you keep it, tell me what's your secret now
Honest, modest, you really got it
I'm not bothered, haunted, I want it
Honest, modest, you really got it
I'm not bothered, haunted, you really like it
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my
I got a thing for you, one day
The way I feel when you go to dance
Oh my, oh my, oh my
Baby, I can see
With my energy, give it all to me this evening
Can you feel the heat right now?
I just wanna find meaning
Cause life's too short, I wanna tell you my feelings
I'll dream my secrets now
Honest, honest, you really got it
I'm not honest on it
Honest, honest, you really got it
I'm not honest on it
Sugar Millet
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not
I got a thing for your one day
That's the way I feel when you go there
It's all right, all right, all right, all right
Baby, I'm a little bit tired tonight
But you're my only reason to take it to the night
Now what's it baby, let me flow with you tonight
We can move it to anywhere you rely
So I'm too bad, if it's a trial baby
Put me on the back, like the way that you can shake it pretty
I'll show that I'm your little boy again
Honest, honest
You really got it
I'm not all that
Oh, my, Oh, my, Oh, my, Oh, my
I got to think first your romance
This way I'll feel when you go dance
Oh, my, Oh, my, Oh, my
You'll have me alive
Oh, my, Oh, my, Oh, my
Oh, my, Oh, my, Oh, my
Oh, my
I got to think first your romance
The way it feels when you go dance
Oh , my, Oh, my
It's trouble, but it's not my job
It's a destiny, but it's...
I move you slowly
Like this is castle's dream
You'd be so lovely
If there were not for me
The passion touching a page
Hanging a power
We hold over your mind
Over your body
And your soul in the way
So...
If you're looking to impress
Send tame of the abuse
And prove you care as much as you say you do
I want you crying for me, I want you, I want you
Where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where
I want you fighting for me, and when you
Hold the where, where, where, where, where, where
Cry for me
Cry for me
Cry for me
To what you give up your life
Then love, love, love
I'll bring you peace
So may they choose your sacrifice
How do I know you really love?
I'll fight for me, I want you, I want you
Waa waa waa waa waa waa waa waa
How about you fudge on me and when you
Hold the way
Waa waa waa waa waa
Cry for me
Cry for me
Cry for me
Cry for me
Cry for me
Oh
人が欲しい 人が欲しい 途絶ける脆いの首輪
踊らないで 見捨てないで どこも行かないで
強く死ねる 悪魔に死ねる 人がいないライト
偉性的でしょ? いい子でしょ? 可愛い人でしょ?
Hey, hey, let's go! It's painful, isn't it?
Hey, hey, love me, love me, love me, love me
Love me more, love me, love me
It's painful, it's painful, it's painful
I'm going to throw away the pain
I can't stop it
I'm so excited
You want to steal my heart, right?
You, you like it
You're so dirty
Love, love, love
I'll give you everything
You, you
I'll give you everything
I don't need you, I don't need you
I won't let you go
I'm sorry
I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you more, I love you more
I want you to suffer
苦しい 離さない 苦しい 元々で 幸せなの
Hello?
Oh
Hello
I am I am girl ruin what the fuck fuck off bitch ruin in my balls
Should we go short hair or not?
Ehh.
Where's the ball?
I want a ball, dear.
Pfft.
A ball, dear!
A ball, dear, bro!
I'm bald you are here why are you bald you I'm bald you bro no help
Shiver me timbers!
Thungsten Rat is grill?
Yeah, I grill.
I grill. Is this your first time seeing grill?
Seeing the hair change that quickly is definitely a be not afraid moment.
I'm just saying you know today I'm all discombobulated I don't know what the fuck is going on okay
my brain is very foggy.
I'm very foggy today I think it's because I'm getting over being sick.
The voice of an angle.
You know what I watched when I woke up this morning?
You know what I watched? I watched the reaction of Markiplier to Poppy playtime.
Have you guys seen that?
Oh my god he pissed bro.
He hates, he hates, Markiplier hates, he hates it, he hates it.
Well you know what's funny, a lot of things that he said were the same shit that I said.
He complained about the chasing, I'm so sick of that shit bro.
How many chase scenes are we gonna, it's like bro half your game is chasing bro.
bro can you stop with the freaking chasing man it's true the case of say
the same thing it's just it's just missing bro I get it I get there being a
chase okay but every game they increase the chase scenes by one and I'm just
like bro how come we have like four or five case chase case case oh case oh
Caso scenes! Well, we need like 50 Caso scenes. Why we have like four chase scenes in this game?
Why am I getting chased the whole time? And the thing is, is do we need all these fucking chase scenes? Do we need them?
I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting, bro. We don't need all these chase scenes, bro.
Now that the chase scene with K-SOUL chasing after me, hell yeah.
I'll take that.
I'll run away.
I'll run.
I won't make it very far cause I can't really run.
I have like a conflict with the game bro cuz I can I say I enjoyed playing yes
but also there are things that I didn't like but I enjoyed learning about the
lower okay I enjoyed learning about the lower was it a lot lower also he made a
good point which is also true it's like we get introduced to these characters
like every fucking time and it's like we got introduced to Ghibli and it's like
you expect me to give a shit about this guy I haven't seen this guy ever in
my life never even seen a mention of him you know who the fuck is this guy
And you expect me to like this guy? Who the fuck is this guy? Fuck Ghibli!
But also, like, with the chase scenes and shit like that, like, okay.
There was, yeah, there was lore that we missed. I didn't miss a lot of notes, but I think, like,
the way they do stuff and then there's this sense of urgency and it's like, you can't, like, digest everything and it's just like...
I like the Miss Gracie thing, I like the Lily Love Locks, whatever the fuck, I like her character a lot, I like her character a lot, okay?
I enjoy it, but that's just me, aesthetically I like her aesthetically, and I like her character, it was pretty cool, you know, it was pretty cool.
It was pretty cool, but I just feel like we just keep getting introduced to things
and it's just like, what happening bro?
What happening bro?
What happening?
What's gonna be the next fucking thing that they're gonna bring out huh?
I'm still pissed about the dinosaur.
I'm still pissed about the pianosaurus thing.
Like, that pianosaurus could have been a really cool boss fight.
There could have been a music mechanic.
There could have been such...
There could have been so much...
You could have done so much with that damn dinosaur dude.
And they didn't do shit with it!
I'm so pissed about the fucking dinosaur!
I will always be pissed about pianosaurus.
There was a dinosaur, there was a dinosaur called pianosaurus.
And I feel like his design was crazy.
He was a piano dinosaur with his mouth was like a piano.
And I feel like they could have done so much.
They could have been like really cool, like a really cool rhythm game.
I know how you feel about the excessive chasing.
I used to be constantly chased by women, then I stopped stealing purses.
What the fuck?
Cook content? I don't know what the fuck, bro.
I don't know what they decide, why they decided not to do shit with him.
It's just depressing.
I just feel like there could have been so much more that could be done.
I'm not saying I listen, I enjoy the franchise and I'm like,
unlike Markiplier, I will play the next game because I want to see where it's going.
I want to see where it's going but bro can you please like please like not do chase scene no more
okay like I get it if we have like one chase scene but like 50 million chase scenes over and over again like
come on brav come on man that was not the last chapter no double the chase
NOOOOO! DON'T DOUBLE THE DINOSAUR!
His reaction to Huggy and Kissy Bro, he didn't give a fuck that they died.
Bro, he got so pfft, because he was so mad.
But his outrage is his good anger now.
I like the tiny baby raptor.
What's the name of that thing?
The small one.
The small little tiny dinosaur that looks like a little raptor and is very small and they're like little babies.
The little baby ones.
The Compe, yeah, the Compa.
Why do they call Compes?
Why are they called copies bro?
I can't put out that comp, blablabla!
I can't put out that comp, blablablabla!
I can't pronounce that
I can't pronounce that
Combo blah blah blah blah blah
You hear that?
That's the sound of a cold one cracking
Cracking a cold one
Cracking a cold one
Cracking a cold one bro
Yeah Sam, it's not a cold one being cracked.
Cracking a cold one, bro.
Cracking a cold Topo Tico. Drunk!
I wish, you know, before I started the stream, I was like, bro, kind of wish I could like, have a little drink.
Show me!
Show me bro!
Showing again?
Okay lawyer up!
What the fuck?
No don't show me!
You had a sprite waggle? Oh man, I wish I had a nice cold sprite.
Compi is short for commsod nathus, which means Elegant Jor.
It means Elegant Jor? What the fuck?
We need more Kokito- Well, you see it, you see Kokito Mouse next Christmas.
How about the new Canada dry peach mango ginger ale?
What?
There's peach mango ginger ale?
Wait, that sounds delicious.
I had a taste- okay.
Well, I want to taste it.
I want to taste it.
I'm eating bread.
A toasty bread.
We are Cuban brands.
Oh yeah, this soap is awesome.
It's already here and smells like darkness and bright pink.
Chat, go buy Cheeky Squeaky Queen.
It's woody, a bit leathery and bright pink, fruity and edible.
Eat some squeaky queen soap today.
Oh my god, did you try it? Did you like it?
I'm excited to see if people enjoy it.
And did you see that the bar is pink with black swirls?
That means every time you get a bar, all the bars look different, I think.
The bars look the same when they're swirly, I don't think they do.
I hope you like it, I hope you like it.
How many people have used it to take a bath or a shower?
Does it feel good? I haven't gotten mine yet.
I'm gonna be honest, I haven't gotten mine yet, so I haven't used it yet.
Got approved for an apartment yesterday, so we'll be buying a lot of the cheeky soaps
soon.
I am Mouse L.E.T.S.
Go Hype.
Congratulations on apartment!
I've been using the free rent collab soaps.
They do, they had a free rank collab.
I have all the co- I think like if you go into my bathroom I look like a cheaty addict.
I like all like every single one of their soaps
Out all the soaps
I look like a soap fan
Come on, I have to sneeze and a main bread, help.
Help!
Help!
Excuse me!
Oh
Excuse me
I use giga soap I use giga soap. It's really good. This open really good
So I'm looking at maybe getting into VTubing in the future.
Is the Rokoko brand any good for face capture?
I don't know anything about Rokoko for face capturing, so I can't really answer that question.
I don't know who uses that.
Let me think if I know anybody
I mean I think
I think it should be good. I've just never used it
There's a leech I'm chewy
I'm eating bread!
God!
God!
You guys pissed me off so much
Remember chat it doesn't matter how nice the soap smells never let anyone see you walk out of the bathroom sniffing your fingers
I thought mice eat cheese.
I'm not a mouse.
I'm not a demon.
Nice eat peanut butter. What? I love peanut butter though.
Did you see that? Did you guys hear about the Reese's guy?
He said that like, Reese's has been changing the formula and that's why Reese's don't taste the same anymore. Is that true?
Does Reese's taste like shit now?
It does taste different, I am.
And the relative of the person who made Reese's came forward and called out the company.
And they're like, this is not the standard upon what's the company was based upon.
He accused them of using cheap ingredients and substituting.
That sucks.
I used to love Reese's.
But it reminded me of that one post of that other guy that he was like...
I'm the heir of Kentucky Fried Chicken and this is the actual secret recipe for the chicken that they've been hiding for you.
And I'm doing this because fuck the company!
You did remember that?
I have to take my bill.
What kind of bread?
That's Cuban bread.
with border
Was it there in the beginning of Cuban bread? Oh my god.
Cuban bread is like...
It's hard to explain Cuban bread.
You know what else is a good type of bread? Bonn the agua.
I'm the agua.
I like pannau too.
Yeah, water bread.
It's water, it's called water bread.
That's good.
You guys put water in your-
You just don't understand!
You understand!
It's kind of like, it's kind of like, I guess like French or maybe, maybe it's like more
like Italian bread, I don't know.
I don't know how to explain it.
How do you explain fun now one? How do you explain, how do you explain Cuban bread? Cuban, Cuban bread.
So should I eat like bread?
I don't know.
I like bread
I like bread
It looks like Caribbean Baguette
Yeah it's kinda like a baguette
No cause I like Pumpernacle Bread
If you're not from the Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico, or Cuba, you just won't understand our bread.
You won't get the bread. You won't get the panayua, you won't get the Cuban bread, you just won't get the bread, bro.
You just won't get the bread.
It's hard to explain the type of bread, but I promise you, if you were ever to eat it one day,
You be like oh my god. Why haven't I eaten this amazing as bread my whole life?
The Cuban bread yeah, the thing with Cuban bread is that has lard in it and that's like the main thing the Lord
It's large bro, but that she is amazing. It's so good. There is nothing better
just imagine this sit back and just think imagine you're a child you're
child and your family's having a party and it's and it's late it's a late
party in the evening and all of a sudden all the adults are getting are
getting tipsy all the adults are having a great time the kids all you
kids have fun and play and do your own stuff you know like oh well there's
food and they got this table with a bunch of stuff and then there's the banco
on all there's the Cuban bread on there there's Cuban bread and you as a child
goals and take some of the Cuban bread slices and you're like oh it's nice and
crispy on the outside and nice and soft on the inside and you're eating it
as you fall asleep on a plastic chair and then you develop this thing where it's like
I have to eat the outside first and then the inside because the inside is the best.
So you start peeling the bread and eating the outside as if you're skinning the bread
and then you eat the inside next and you leave it for last.
And it's nice and warm and nice and chewy.
Nice and warm and chewy.
Or imagine this.
One day you stick your hand and you crack open.
Oh yeah.
And then there's an extra special piece.
There's a special piece of the bread.
It's a special piece that only belongs to two people, the butt of the bread, el culito del pancito.
The culito of the pan, the butt of the bread.
There's only two pieces. You can only have the two butt pieces.
Actually, Cuban bread has three special pieces. The two butt pieces?
And then there's an extra special piece in the middle that's like the most softest piece.
It's this special sweet spot in the middle that's like the softest, super softest middle
part.
Okay?
And only three people get those parts.
Only three people get those magical parts, okay?
Okay, Pansalow's good too.
Pansalow is also good.
But Pansalow also tastes kind of different too.
They're all different.
I finally received the anniversary and club IML's merch, and the cheeky order is on the way.
Only waiting for the giga mouse stuff to reach peak heaviness iron mouse love
They said let me tell you something bro
Those those last parts the butts and the middle part you don't want to have that as a sandwich you want to eat that part by itself
It's those parts in between that's for the sandwich the middle middle part the butt and the other butt you eat that by itself
You don't eat it with anything else
Sometimes you like to crack open the bread, right?
One could say it's the bread of sea of bread.
It is the bread of sea of bread.
Sometimes you crack open the bread.
You crack open the bread by ripping off a butt.
And then sometimes you just want to stick your hand and just pull out all the inside and
just eat the inside of the bread. And then when your mom gets home she realizes
somebody ate the bread and hollowed out the bread. And then you pretend like it
wasn't you.
I can pretend like it wasn't you.
and that's a story of bread
you're welcome
who would ever do that ?
GAAAAAAAAハ Corporations
I wouldn't
GAAAA
guys we have 1.6 million subs on youtube
YAAAHHHHHHHHH
RIP
YAAAHHHHH
BLEAH
Nice fucking go bros
WAAAAAAAH
UGH
UGH
WAAAH
I don't think I can replicate that scream. That was a genuine scream.
I can't replicate that scream.
It takes a lot of surprise. It does.
Oh my god, Crasherby is at 25 million, what the fuck?
How do you actually use so much for that 10 gifted subs?
Holy shit, it is at 25 million, what the fuck?
holy shit holy shit holy shit
I used to lick all the salt off the chips and put them back in when I was a
kid and I got caught when my brother asked me why the chips were soggy
What the fuck? You put them back in the bag!
That's the things that get the subs!
Bro, what the fuck?
Boom, what the fuck, man?
I didn't want to waste them.
So you wanted somebody else to eat your soggy, soggy chip?
You want somebody else to hear Sony chip?
That's so messed up bro.
I'm so messed up bro.
Yeah man, all the flavor, none of the calories.
Um, is that?
That's not necessarily true. Is it? I don't even know.
That's to be something.
And most certainly it's not good for you to eat all that.
Yeah, there's a lot of sodium.
It reminds me of when I used to put in, I used to fucking, I used to take the bouillon, chicken
bouillon and beef bouillon and I used to eat it on my hand.
I also used to eat salt out my hand.
I used to eat salt from my hand.
I just pour salt into my hand and I will lick it out of my hand.
Same with sugar? Oh no, I can't do it. No.
I don't like...
I didn't like doing sugar. It was salt. Anything salty for me.
Are you a horse? I am a horse! I'm Oma Musume!
Do I need a soul, Nick?
Leave me alone! Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!
Love Irelia's soul is coming soon.
Shut up! Shut up bro!
Shut up!
Mean?
They're so mean bro.
Cry for me Salt Lake
Hear that
Hear this kick your book
Yeah today we're playing with vein gang
Tracy thank you so much. Well if I get to sustain we're playing with vein gang. We're playing with
with my pen cat
Lord Aethelstain and with Monk...
Monkoli.
Those are my hands clapping. That's my hand hitting...
my fist. Hitting my palm.
My fist hitting my palm. Imagine this!
My fist hitting you!
Imagine! The pain!
Imagine the pain, the suffering, that I will inflict upon you.
I will inflict upon you.
Like a gentle breeze.
Hey!
I will inflict upon you a pain you have never seen.
Can you reach us?
Watch me reach!
Watch me reach!
Watch me now.
Watch me!
You can't handle this.
Mouse is correct.
It would hurt. Such a tiny fist would concentrate the force into one very small spot.
I don't like you.
I don't like you.
Nope.
I don't like you.
I do not.
Me and you?
Thumbs down.
Thumbs down, brother.
Yes, you do no.
No, I don't.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I don't hate you I don't hate you
I
Restore right now. I ate my brain. I
Ate my fucking bread guys. I need I need a really cool
I need a post apocalyptic survival game
Recommend
I hope everyone is having a good day and positive vibes mouse hope you're doing okay and health
as well please remember to self-care and drink some water see meow was stellar and I loved
it I gotta play warframe soon too we gotta finish
Doverie paradox very caught up well gonna get caught up. I
Gotta get caught up. There's a new update coming right gotta catch up bro
Hey catch up man
Yeah, we're from the shadow grapher.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
I have to really crack, I'll probably do that tomorrow.
But I've been so tired between being sick, walking dead, and extreme passing out.
Oh
Holy shit, I take I take Tylenol
I gotta take Tylenol quick before it's too late
I'm gonna activate my brain.
Are you excited about that cliffhanger and the walking dead?
Oh my god, yesterday.
Holy shit.
So pissed, bro.
I fucking hate that group so much.
I hate that group.
I fucking hate that group with all my heart.
I hate that group, man.
Why?
Out of all the people we had to encounter, we had to encounter them!
How far in did you get?
We played, we finished season 1 and we played to season 2 chapter 1.
Holy shit bro.
Sonny, thank you so much for the raid out on a great street.
Thank you.
I got p-killed twice.
I saw that, that he died.
What?
What?
What?
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
That's pretty funny.
Did Mousey cry at the end of season 1?
Yes I did. I did cry. I did.
I did. I did. And you know what's funny?
I was talking to...
I was talking to Conner and I was like bro.
I was crying.
I was crying at the end of that shit.
And I was like who's like is it good and I'm like
You're gonna play it
You're gonna play is it I won't cry and I'm like there's no way you won't cry at the end of season one
There's no way that there is no way you can play through that whole season and not cry
There's no fucking way
If you don't cry you don't have a heart if you don't cry you're a monster
that shit was just gutting that ending gutted me it gutted my soul
that shit got me through and through my Spotify just closed what the fuck
I
Was fucking weird shit fucking guarded me bro it guarded me
I watched Walking Dead until Rick left, I actually cried at the show too, I cried at the show,
I didn't cry, the show didn't make me cry, I cried when Carl died, I cried when Daryl
escaped and Daryl was crying. I cried. Seeing Daryl cry made me cry. Every time I see Daryl cry,
it makes me cry. I cried when Glenn died.
You see why Walking Dead season one by Telltale got Game of the Year in 2012.
yeah yeah I cried yeah I cried with oh my god wait so Beth dying like I screamed I
screamed when Beth died and I cried but I I mostly screamed and I was I was so
bro and I did not see that coming dude and the way she died just pissed me off
so much I was just like bro I cannot believe this that shit shocked me it's
It shocked me to my core.
I was so fresh, I was so pissed off.
Bershet pissed me the fuck off so much.
Tyrese dying made me sad.
That also pissed me off too.
Thanks to your music on Spotify I was able to bowl my first 800 series.
Wooo let's go!
Mouse, if you cried over the Walking Dead Season 1 you're going to cry a lot playing
Amore.
That game broke me.
I was crying for 5 minutes, then I went right back to playing.
Amore, we'll see, maybe I'll play Amore sometime soon.
Listen, I'm just letting you know.
I said it yesterday, I've been streaming 8 years, going on 9 years.
The amount of people that have asked me to play Walking Dead the whole time has been
a lot and I'm just getting to it now. I hope to get to a moray soon but it took me a while
to get to this. It took me a while to get to this bro. So moray eight years no not
eight years but you know
I am always late it's true
I'm always late man
I'm always late
Resident Evil 9 comes out next week and we gotta play that.
I have to play it man it has old man Leon!
We gotta play it, we gotta!
In fact, despite Season 1 doing so well, it's also one of the reasons why the company went
under, because only that single season, and another one of the other titles, actually
made a profit.
Every other season did not make enough money to cover expenses, causing the company to
cut more and more corners until it went under.
That's why Dispatch being so successful was important, because it was seeing if this
type of game could even make a profit in the first place.
Oh, I see, I see.
Damn, that sucks.
2006 before Amazon bought it
Really?
Interesting
Interesting
2016, right?
Not 2006.
Not 2006.
Chat 2016.
The TTS said 2006, but the message said 2016.
What the fuck is happening?
What is happening?
What the fuck is going on?
Oh my God, is Carlton here?
Hi, Carlton!
Hello, Carlton.
Why is my TTS so fucked up?
What happened?
People also blame YouTube and YouTubers for why it never made a profit, because people
would rather watch the different endings than play it themselves.
Which is why I think Dispatch actually having more gameplay with the Dispatching is why
it was so successful, because it gives people more reason to play the game rather
rather than watch the game.
I see.
Maybe it better you did not play them sooner.
Don't have to wait for single episodes or seasons to come out.
Yeah, I'm glad.
Like I said, I'm glad that like with the show,
I'm glad I didn't watch the show.
I'm glad I didn't watch the show while it was airing
because I think I would have quit.
I would have quit because I could see I see I see the reasons you know what I mean I see I see the reasons I
See the reasons why people got fed
you
you
you
you
you
They kind of are really stupid and they don't do anything.
I watched a theory video- oh there's a theory video! God damn it!
Fuck!
I'm gonna watch it now!
I just feel like in the first season the zombies were like really active and they were-
Some of them-
Some of them actually didn't like run or anything, but like they moved a little faster.
And some of them actually used like-
Like that zombie that like broke the window with a rock!
It's like, what the fuck?
Which I thought was hilarious because that shit was funny, but at the same time, like, you don't see zombies using rocks anymore, you don't see zombies using tools.
Literal brain rot?
They become more decayed, I guess maybe they just-
Yay!
The final fun fact about that company despite one of their best titles, being the Minecraft tall tale game seasons, last time I heard all of that stuff is lost media.
Now due to the fact that you can't get it officially anywhere.
Not sure if you can pirate the game or emulate it, but some of the events in that game was very funny.
They made a Minecraft helltog- what?
Yeah, the zombies in season one, like, they actually like...
They actually like moved, like a lot.
And now they're so fucking stupid, they don't do anything.
Maybe they are deteriorating and they're just getting dumb.
Which I also have a question, I'm on the last episode of season 9 which has been a struggle.
But I'm noticing it's like there's a big snowstorm coming and it's winter time.
What the fuck is gonna happen to all those damn, are the zombies gonna get frozen?
Are they gonna fucking die? Like, what's gonna happen here? What's going on?
What- are they gonna hibernate?
Cause it's like, in The Last of Us, they like hibernated in like a big zombie pile.
They freeze.
They get defrosted?
Will they get defrosted?
YAAAAAAAHHH!
Man, thank you so much for the right astronomical T-Rex level T-T-T-T level right?
Oh, testosterone level?
I thought it was T-Rex at first.
Alpea at a good streak!
The first episode literally had Morgan's wife turning the handle on their door to
plant it in the house.
Yeah!
That's another thing!
That's another thing!
That's another thing, I can't wait to play games soon.
Have a good, have a good dinner and rest.
And I can't wait to play soon.
I'm excited.
That's what, bro, that's what I was saying, bro.
That's what I was saying.
Morgan's wife was trying to open a door of the house.
I feel like at first like the zombies,
like they still had like kind of like minor memories
and shit.
It just reminded me of like that other movie
that came out were like oh they're doing things that they remember that they were doing blah blah blah blah blah you know what I mean?
So it's like but now it's like none of them do that shit and people turn and like
you would think that like okay it makes sense it makes sense for for the deterioration to happen
but what about freshly made zombies?
Freshly made zombies they should they should fucking they should they should exhibit those behaviors like in season 1 then
you know that was fucking scary that was fucking scared that that part when
Morgan's wife was trying to open the door that's just scared the shit out like
I was like on the edge of my seat I was like oh my god that is so terrifying
just thinking of a zombie just trying to open the door oh god and I just
like where did all the horror go? Where did the horror go? Now all the horror comes from humans.
The only horrors that we see in The Locking Dead are human made.
I'm not afraid of the fucking zombies. I'm afraid of fucking whispers. God damn it.
It's true. It's all human made horror now. And it's just like, I just kind of wish we could
could have gone back to the season 1 feel you know season 9 was season 9 is
just tough I hope season 10 is better we'll see cuz season 9 season 9 was was
rough bro season 9 was rough season 9 was so hard it was hard to get through
Just like the real world
Name a good season 10 of any show
How many shows actually have 10 seasons shows that have more than 10 seasons
The Simpsons oh
South Park
family guy Jesus Christ it's always sunny in Philadelphia it's always sunny
has 17 seasons
holy shit I I recently did a rewatch of all of its it's always sunny in
Philadelphia I recently we rewatched the whole thing
But I did it before this past season that aired, so I have to watch this new season that came out.
Was it as good as you remember?
There are a lot of, there are a lot of episodes that, to me, they're still funny, but...
I feel like...
Who's your favorite character?
Uh...
Ooh, that's rough. I really like Charlie, like, a lot.
I like Charlie a lot.
He's my favorite I love Artemis. Oh my god. Artemis is so funny. I love Artemis. Yeah,
I really gotta watch this new season that came out. I haven't seen this one. I haven't
I've seen this one. Wait, more shows with more than 20, with more than 10 seasons.
Uhhh...
American dad, Bob's Burgers, modern family, Frazier Cheers friends.
Did you see that Scrubs is coming back next week?
I heard. I heard.
Law and Order, Grey's Anatomy, NCIS, Law and Order, SBU.
Criminal Minds, Gunsmoke, what the fuck is Gunsmoke?
Supernatural, CSI
ER
Blue Bloods, NCIS
Walking Dead
Smallville
General Hospital
Days of our lives, the young and the restless Sesame Street
Uhhhhhhh...
Ryan's Supernatural CSI, CSI Miami, NCIS, NCIS...
The Sazai-san anime has been running since 1969 and has more than 7,000 episodes.
That's a lot of fucking episodes!
Uh, Criminal Minds, Mash, Modern Family, Baywatch, Beverly Hills, 90210, Smallville, 7th Heaven,
Bones, Line Order, SVU, Law and Order, Criminal Intent, The Simpsons, The X-Files, General
Hospital, Days of Our Lives, Azor Eternal, Scooby-Doo, Where Are You, Sesame Street,
One Life to Live, Young and Restless, Saturday Night Live, All My Children, The Bugs Bunny
America's Funniest Home Videos, Rosanne.
The Big Bang Theory!
Ugh!
Murphy Brown, Maury, The Jerry Springer Show,
Judge Judy, Oprah Winfrey Show, Arthur South Park,
William Grace, Family Guy, Survivor, Big Brother,
Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Bachelor.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,
RuPaul's Drag Race, Lassie,
Grey's Anatomy. Dallas. Frazier. Cheers. Married with children.
There's so many on this list.
I don't know.
A lot of reality stuff. Well, people like reality TV. People consume it. It's easy to consume.
It's one of those things where you just turn your brain off and just watch it, you know?
Turn your fucking brain off and watch it, you know what I mean?
People can turn their brains off? I do it all the time bro! I do it all the time! I'm
always turning off my brain! That's how I live my life, you know what I mean? Just
turn the fuck off. The plans for today's stream were playing games with Connor, Aethel,
So in the end, we're playing Regal Party and then after that, um, I'm gonna eat chat.
How do you pair a chat? What do you pair it with?
A nice delicious Topo Chico.
Mountain Dew Baja Blast Zero Sugar.
Mountain Dew!
Baja Blast!
Baja Blast Pie? What?
They made a Baja Blast Pie?
I really liked High School of the Dead.
It was a great zombie anime and manga, but the manga creator passed away, so I will never
receive an ending.
I also really liked Terminator Zero, but Netflix cancelled any future seasons, which was
really disappointing.
Terminator... Terminator Zero.
Oh, is this the anime?
Yeah, that was pretty good. I liked it.
That was pretty good.
That was pretty good. It was pretty good.
I'm feeling a little stinky, if only I could get some great smelling soap.
You can get great smelling soap!
I am mouse cheeky soap!
Squeaky Queen!
I used to watch RuPaul. I used to watch Drag Race a lot too.
I don't... I just... I just don't have time to watch.
I don't have time to watch, bro.
You compare a chat with a good cheeky soap flavor called Squeaky Queen and a G Fuel flavor
using Codemouse-Corpomouse.
I think like last season I saw a season 16 holy shit you went longer than me.
I think like the last season I watched, fuck I don't even know, I think it was an all
star season.
I think that's the only season I would prioritize at that point.
Because it's a lot, it's a lot, it's a lot.
I just barely have time to watch anything.
I barely have time to watch, but when I do have time to watch, I have to pick and choose
what I'm going to watch right now.
Right now I'm in my walking dead arc, so that's where it's going.
I love the Vivian too.
Rest in peace, bro, oh my goodness.
Do you have a favorite zombie movie?
Hmm...
A favorite zombie movie.
I like Dawn of the Dead, both the original and the remake were pretty good.
I like Dawn of the Dead.
Uh...
Hmm...
I really like zombie movies a lot.
Both the original Dawn of the Dead and the new one were both pretty good.
I just, I just like the whole like, oh we're hiding out in a mall, that's like the smartest
thing to do, I mean, it would be one of the smartest things to do, I think, I think, I
I always thought it was a pretty smart thing, but watching walking dead now I'm like holy
shit I don't know if that's so smart, now I don't even fucking know, bro I don't
I don't even fucking know what, what would I even do, what would I even do, what would I even know?
Fuck off, fuck.
I've never seen this in my life.
I just got like a request from Connor to do like a, it's not like stream together but
like it didn't like load.
Look at weird
He said it wasn't an accident?
What did he say that? Did he type it? I didn't see him in chat. What the fuck?
Oh, are you here?
It was an accident. Yeah, what the fuck was that you said to me?
I clicked accept. Are you hacking me?
Hey, you have like a thing. You have like an error on your stream, buddy.
I'm just saying you know, you should get that checked out.
I know okay okay okay I've only had a Starforge PC
I'd hide out from the zombie apocalypse in a cemetery, we're better to hide a leaf
than in a forest.
And the SEMETARIES!
Broke Caps Lock Andy Bro, holy Caps Lock from this guy.
It's the chat website not my PC.
Your chat is broken.
Why are you still using that one?
I use a different one.
I'll use that one.
Use another one.
Here, let me show you the one that I use.
Hold on, I'm gonna send you the one that I use.
Oh, his partner trying to figure out his life.
fucking breaks so I found another one that does it and it's been working pretty good so far
when I see when you post the notters it makes me want to know
on. Yes.
Gas Mouse, speaking of flavors, the only thing missing you need to do is get a shampoo going
and then get a collab with Muglia to make I Mouse Brand Angel, but labeled Devil Nodders.
Yeah, Mugler! My own Mugler perfume!
So many nodders!
May I walk in dead state? Yes!
Yeah I wanna play more today. I wanna play more today. I wanna play more today.
Is Gamble's giving air to bro? What the fuck is going on today? What's happening?
Take you mouth!
No! No! No!
It's an error!
Everything is broken for you. What the fuck is going on man?
I also forgot.
I forgot.
We have a sponsor in the morning.
It's Ponsor in the morning.
In the morn, like at 7am.
Is it Topochiko?
I wish it was Topochiko!
I wish!
I fucking wish!
I fucking wish it was Topo Chico!
Topo Chico, sponsor me Topo Chico!
I'm now a-
If you ever watch the streamer on mute, I have Connor on my second monitor and he's
like thrashing around I wonder what he's saying bro
like thrashing around going crazy what the fuck is happening it's wrong with
him
Oh, Slay the Spire 2.
He's bricked up for Slay the Spire 2.
Well, ain't that grand, bro?
Ain't that grand, bro?
Yeah, we're gonna play.
He said he, whoop, we can play.
He said he'll teach me how to play Slay the Spire.
Uh-huh.
Ah-ha man. Uh-huh. Uh-ha man. Uh-huh.
Oh my god. He really does need to rotate a new shirt. Jesus Christ.
Look, call her to the fucking shirt, bro.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness gracious me
Dear God
Dear God
Conor going crazy about playing slave aspire to has same energy as me getting a date not happening in the next decade
I'll tell you what I'm wearing. I'm wearing pajamas. I'm wearing pajamas. That's right folks real pajamas
It's not just a shirt, actual fucking pajamas!
Do you have animals on them? No!
There's no animals on them.
It's just plain.
It's just plain.
I wish they had animals on them.
I hope I'm playing well.
Polar?
Take a guess!
Take a guess!
I
Black pink and black
Me on yellow ill
ill bro what
Are you cereal are you cereal God face oh my god are you are you my mom are you my mom
bro my mom my mom is like you can't wear black clothes to go to sleep you can't have black
sheets you can't have a black bed you can't sleep on black you can't sleep on
black fabric my mom has there's I don't know what it is there's like the
superstition that she has that you can't sleep on black fabric bro I don't
know like she she she says that like she says that like the it's not good
that you have to sleep on like light fabrics and wear like light fabric
clothing and I'm just like what the fuck
wait rocksy does your mom say the same thing bro I don't know what it is man it's
that old-school like Latino thing I don't know it's some weird superstition
man
you can't not even not even dark blues not even like me like dark navy blue no
No! Like grey? No! Nope! Nope!
Nope! Nope!
Chat, I'm gonna pee really quick, I'll be right back.
I'm confident that people like you will never change
You are the lanes of something to catch your engage
Come in under the pressure, don't you just love obsession
You still will bless my pleasure
There's no sticky buttons
I move you slowly
Like this is castle's queen
You would be so lovely
If you're looking to impress, entertain, not be of use, then prove you care as much as you say you do.
I see a thing of brain out entertaining
Though so desperate here the things are all consuming
Where shit is all I want is that much to ask
Now I know it's not not too much
You give up your lives and now love, love begins
Don't leave me to your sacrifice
I do, I do, you really matter
Hey, for me, I'm on you, I'm on you
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa
How about you fightin' for me and for you
For the world, world, world, world, world
Toto mai kanaite
Toto mai kanaite
Siyouku shimeiru wa tomandoshineru
Ido ga nai nai to
Iisensaki desho
E-e-e
Iiko desho
Kawari niko desho
E-e-e
Iiko desho
Kudushii
E-e-e
Ai shite
Ai shite
Love me more and more, love me more and more, love me more
It's a painful dance
It's a painful, painful dance
I can't stop it
I can't stop it
I'm not gonna let you go!
I love you, I love you, I love you
I'll give you everything I have
I'll give you everything I have
I don't want you, I don't want you
I don't want you
I'm sorry
I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you more, I love you more
I love you so much, it hurts
It hurts That's what it's all about
It hurts, More and more
How do I not make you happy?
And I pass the hope that fate is judgment, honey, all is game
Take it all in the darkness
Judas, Franken, you are this
Ritual sin into your heart
It all begins with you
All cause and act is certain
No known in the facts and travel
Just this perfect series
I know you have it in your mind To be a good faithful child
I'll be your guide no more, and it's not my way to find
Stop
One, two, three, four, five, two, three, four, all
Spread the spiders, shadow through their holy light
And feed them all, come upon us in the soul
See the truth, we're seeding stone day
Now embrace me, I will leave you hanging in the cold
All the towers, walls, and walls are working all the more than it seems.
But for the force of mine, nobody's got this force of mine.
But it's up to us, and this then.
What more is to see so they can end?
When the sun is gone, what do you think then?
All this will be over quick, and then cause you just a twist.
Rock and Drums, you papers, false and sisters, wait right at your waist.
Serve your better, serve your rest.
I'm your pudding on the sink.
But you're all the only things you want.
Okay, I'm back.
Sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
I'm back.
Are you proud of me? Uh, what'd you do? Should I be proud?
I got your pants! I mean congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Hi, congratulations! Congratulations!
Takadolations!
What's just the end of event?
Yeah, this is the end.
I don't know how to get the thing to talk about.
I'll just say here, what are your favorite colors?
colors do you like trains and if you had to choose one person to go on a trip
with who would you choose my favorite color is pink
uh i i guess trains are all right i never really thought about trains
i don't really think about trains i don't think about trains bro
but i guess trains are okay uh if i could choose one person to go on a
trip with uh i go on a trip with
I'm going on a trip with...
ROXY!!!
YAAAAAAAHHH!!!
AAAAAAHHH!!!
Who do you think I was gonna say?
AAAAAAHHH!!!
Roxy needs a trip. She works very hard.
I think we need to send Roxy on a trip.
We just send Roxy on a trip.
Roxy deserves a trip.
Send Roxy skydiving.
She wants to go skydiving, bro.
Send her Puerto Rico.
Puerto Rico trip!
Puerto Rico trip Puerto Rico Puerto Rico Puerto Rico Puerto Rico
Oh
What we talking about before I left I don't remember I went to the bathroom I forgot everything I
Just peed all my memories away just pissed them all away
Peed out all my memories bros all my memories gone
All my memories gone
In the toilet.
To the toilet you go.
You were talking about playing Subnautica below zero, okay, shut the fuck up.
Your privileges are going to be revoked, your chatting privileges, very soon.
I love somnautica, it's my company, I like, I love somnautica too.
I also love it.
I also love it.
Why would not?
but below zero I haven't played yet and I don't know if I'm gonna play it maybe
one day maybe one day maybe one day
Do you like Don-A-Don? Yes.
Who feels like a train? Oh my god, I know. Who does feel like a train, Rick?
I think to me, actually we should just...
Because Connor and I, we wanted to play two together, but I think instead we should just do the co-op mod and just play one co-op.
Be honest because I just feel like the second game is just gonna be
Oh second game is gonna be
Oh it's just gonna uh you know what I mean I think it's just gonna uh
I've seen so many I've watched so many modded subnautical videos it's not
I watched this one video where like they removed all the water
There's a mod that like gets rid of all the fucking water in the game
Yeah, good luck with that bro, but no water no water at all
It's a mod that like lowers the water level in
in- in- like, as the game progresses, like, so as time passes, the water level gets lower and lower and lower and lower until there's no fucking water.
I guess it's kind of like a- it's kind of like a time trial where it's like, how fast can you beat the game before the water, like, runs out?
I
Mean you have to redo the base
I forgot what they did in the video. I remember watching it. I was like, oh my god. I gotta try this shit
I think that does mean you have to redo the base
Imagine you build it and then you can't get to it or like it
Oh God the horrors I tell you the horrors. Oh
It's calling
Oh
Hello
Just give me if I use a Samsung. Oh, did you show this? Oh, hold on
Big wall big have you heard of big wall? Oh, right this one
Sorry, someone TTSed me and they said to check out the Big Walk game.
I've heard a lot about this game.
Big Walk?
Yeah, it's like the game from the Untitled Goose Game staff.
They make it like a big, well, adventure.
Oh yeah! I want to play this game!
Yeah, I'll play this game too. We'll play it when it comes out. It looks really fun.
Yeah, I saw it at the, I saw it at the State of Play and Chad was like,
Oh no, another mouse slob game. I'm like, shut the fuck up. It's made by...
It's made by Slop.
We have a genre of Mouse Slop.
How to make a Mouse Slop game.
Make characters that look kinda goofy and have funny animations.
I just like playing with my friends.
Yeah, Mouse Slop is just like having fun with your friends.
I like to have fun with friends.
I'm sorry that I spent years of my life without having friends, guys.
And now I have friends that I want to play with them.
Thanks, guys.
Wow, drama queen.
Thanks.
I might fault you ain't got no friends.
Me
Okay
Hello, sorry I clicked I knocked on your stream. Oh my bad. What was that?
I got a weird like a weird dialogue popped up and I first accept it. I'm like, maybe it's gonna done that
Yeah, I could tell that because the moment I accept I click on your stream
I don't know why you're able to one click and like invite someone to stream with you
I feel like they shouldn't be allowed cuz the little anyway, so I did you click on my picture?
Because of that little stupid icon?
Yes, so I clicked on your picture and it invited you to stream with me
And then I just wanted to click on your stream and as I clicked on your stream
Obviously there's like a 10 second delay as you were talking and you went like
Do-do-do-do-do-do
You stopped talking and I was like, oh god it's fucking terrible
I've never seen it before, I was like, what is this?
I was like, oh god I ruined the fucking stream, I fucking ruined it
I mean you always do, but that's fine, it's okay
I don't know, I don't know, let's take that back, what the heck, I make this stream
You always do, but it's fine, we accepted it, it's okay
They call how are you I'm good. Thank you. Thank you for the thousand bits. How are you doing?
Yeah, I've never seen ever what wait, let me try it again. We run it back
You're gonna try it again. I'm not gonna. I've never seen this in my life. That's not that's not
Have you seen what it looks like?
No, I'm screenshotting. No one knocks on my stream
This is what it looks like I'm gonna send it to you
Alright, some of that shit.
Okay.
How's it look?
It wants to collaborate.
Wow, there's like a little bar going down like a MrBeast ad read.
It's like, hurry up.
Banna Emma, what did I even say?
It's like, hurry up, it's like 70% of the rate.
Yeah, it's a timeout.
Why else can't shot it
Am I really just just come out and say the fucking wildest thing sometimes
That's supposed to be
Never just came out with that I'm prompting
Emma says we're all thinking really celestial paladin really
Oh, Emma said they call me kuchi inspector the web by I'd be inspecting that kuchi. That's what you're thinking
Is it you want to you're doubling down on that celestial paladin or you want to say nevermind
We never binding no we
Now you said it, I'm just saying.
He's just reading it. He's reading what you're thinking.
If April says it, you wouldn't time it out. Yeah, but that's how you say something. That's important.
Yeah, but April's April. Yeah, and the way April says things like that, you just feel like,
you feel cozy. You're like, yeah. Yeah, bro, totally.
He would say it and then
Yen would say it again and go yeah, bro expecting the coochie, bro. Yeah, and you feel like and you feel like okay something's happening here
It's a man
That's true, that's how it would get happening. That's how it goes
Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness, did you hear about the news one news
The you didn't hear about the news. What knows about what?
You didn't hear that game is up something a site wide sale all partner codes are 20% off use coupon code C
Don't get 20% off the game subs needs
Well, yeah use that thing
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You didn't hear the news!
Coupon code C-Dog trying to stand off so bad!
That's not privy to the news!
Oh!
He didn't know!
He didn't know!
That's crazy!
But now you know.
You're walking.
Yeah, you're freaking walking.
Hello?
Hello?
the mouse just disappeared mouse went like
i don't have the echo ability i wish i had that
but she's baby said a chat i didn't hear that she must have said it so fast
the moment that i joined the chat mouse like i had your problem now
she's ordering game of stuff she is ordering game of stuff she's going to game of stuff so gd
slash sea dog to get her game of subs needs that's where she's going as the
game of subs of the game of subs of duty slash sea dogs she's going right there
you don't have to buy my things any any items you can get use coupon code
see dog get from that off-site wide get to himself so wide bro now get the
get it
did you know the famous monkey punch yes yeah we've been we've been keeping
We can have a punch. We can have them.
I've worked out my glutes at the gym this morning and I can't stop staring at my cheeks. What do you mean? Fix my title?
Veng? Veng gang? No, we're Veng gang. It's Veng gang. Veng gang time.
Well the mods added all the streamer names to the title, so presumably they could have caught it.
No worries, I don't care.
So, Mouse went live earlier.
What did Mouse, what were you guys in chat about?
That Mouse is Jack's.
That's been on for a while.
Think, like an hour?
Like two hours, dang.
Damn!
The walking dead.
Yeah, Mouse has become a walking dead
advertising machine lately.
That has become Mouse's life, is the Walking Dead.
Every time I talk about, like, you know,
the Walking Dead, and I'm like, ah!
Shh, shh, shh.
I don't wanna hear about it.
Heh.
I don't wanna hear about it in an 11 season show.
That's a lot, that's a lot's taken.
But the game seems really good.
I really do wanna play the game.
The game seems wonderful.
The game, I remember when it was first,
like coming out at every single time there's a big drop all the big let's
players that play it they would always get like an insane amount of views so I
do want to play one of the I do want to play the walking dead Tails game it's
really really fun it was game of the year for a reason was actually game of
you tell tale equals quality slot okay that's just an oxymor that is actually
just doesn't work you can't call it quality slot wait what have you seen
any of it I haven't seen any of it I just know that it makes people cry that's
all
the first walking dead telltale game destroyed me
um yeah i mean it seems like a game where you have to be in the mindset to just get broken
so i do want to play it i will at some point i don't know when
uh sad tale for the studio though yeah well then they came back and now they're making dispatch
I've thought about dispatch a lot since I've played it and I've recommended it a bunch to a couple of friends and
The more I think about dispatch I do love it a lot, but the more I think the choices that they gave you weren't as
Impactful as I think I would have liked in a game like that
But the story in general is really good
But I do think like I wish that my choices felt like they had more weight
in hindsight like after like having a bit more time thinking about it and
consuming a content about it
there's really like only two routes yeah there's not only two routes and it feels
like most of the choices you make in most of the game don't matter and there's
like a couple of big decisions every now and then but it feels like when they're
like they'll remember this it's like they won't remember this it's not
of that big of a deal. I wouldn't say it's overrated, but I do think when it
came out it was so fun. It's such a good story. It's so easy to feel like it's the
greatest thing ever, but then like as you know, this is why I feel like almost when
you play a game and instantly review it, it's your judgment of the game. You
need a bit of time to like to sit with it, to think about it, to really
mull over it and have a couple of moments to really see how it's how
like almost settles in your mind but yeah it does feel like the the the choices you get to make aren't
as impactful as I think I would like them to be generally speaking but I still really love the
game a lot I recently by I see I mean you you it was such a fun game like it was very very fun
still like an eight or a nine out of 10 for me but you do like after you get so invested in that
like euphoria of a great game and a great story that oftentimes you're unable to form a health
criticism of what maybe wasn't as good. But I don't think that's also, I think like also saying
it's not good is also unhelpful too, it's just, I feel like criticism is such a hard thing to do
correct and everyone wants to be the first to review or refers to talk and oftentimes
just better to sit a little bit. But then that's why I also like it when I think it's
a bad thing when game reviewers don't get the game early because I think it's good for a review
to get it even if game journalism is like the funny meme game journalists are bad. But I think
it's like a really helpful thing to have someone who has to play the game sit about it write
about it and actually think about a lot of it so that you can be better informed.
because YouTube is where the worst bro we hype shit up into oblivion our job is
to hype things up and make you care about it so that clicks happen we got
to tell you it's the greatest game ever every single time and so I think it's
generally like unhelpful actually enjoying games
Dangerous the worst.
What are you talking about?
I was saying like I think that I like...
Oh, I should have read Dispatch.
Oh, uh-huh.
Is the DLC out for that game?
Did X-Ration 33?
I don't know.
I do want to play that one.
Have you played Wolf Among Us?
Are you going to play that one?
Me?
Yeah.
I want to, I want to.
I
Was discussing how I felt like I'm obviously could tell tale
Went under but then kind of some of the remnants made ad hoc which made dispatch right?
I was just kind of saying that like I
After thinking about dispatch a lot. I just feel like the the choices you make in that game weren't as impactful
Like most of the choices you make throughout the game don't matter. That's fine because I think it's also okay to just be like an interactive movie
but I
I almost like it. I would rather them just give me no decision than let me have some decisions that kind of feel worthless
Well, because it's when you actually get a choice in those games. It feels like a really big decision
Yeah
That shit got in me and it's just some of the choices were like I was literally fighting chat over choices
I was fighting chat over choices because this is like oh my god it just it just pushes you
and it doesn't give you a lot of time like there's no time it gives you a time limit
and it's usually seconds that you have to make a decision and if you don't it like
That's good real life. Holy shit, man
And check it wanting me to do evil shit, and I'm just like no
The choice of a male for romance, I mean there's two there's two this is like these choices are like
Who are you gonna see later or not? You know what I mean? I
I don't know and then like I found it interesting that like I did season one
and then when I started season two yesterday my save got carried over and
it was like oh depending on what you chose in season one it affects the game
of season two and I was like well that's pretty cool that is cool that's
pretty cool you know my my character has been shaped into a interesting
person
Oh
And so it's like a massive difference to me what you do in the first one. I don't know how massive it is but it but
But it apparently it does
But I don't know how massive
But yes
That's cool
We are already dating bro, you're a little late we already dating I'm just like I'm so
thinking about what happened yesterday yeah what happened in the game was it was
it crazy bro I it was a lot it's just a lot it comes at you fast the end of
season one is is so difficult and then season two starts and it's like you
You can't even catch your breath.
Like it doesn't let you catch your breath.
Okay, okay.
You're just like, whoa, whoa, I thought we were just starting.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You know?
I'll play next year when I'm done with Slavis 5.
It's like that meme of the punisher going, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait.
I love that meme.
Oh my god.
That was like shit.
Next year!
You said next year!
What?
Yeah, yeah.
No!
Yeah, yeah, obviously I'm obviously still the spires out
Well, yeah, you're the place to inspire and then you have to play fallout
So I'm in place to inspire until
maybe next March
What?
Yeah, I'm gonna replace this by one year. I know why you're gonna please play this fire for a full year on stream
That's it. It's all gonna straight
I'm sorry like why would you need any other games well guys come to me if you
want to watch resident evil the new resident evil game is one watch fatal
friends one watch all these other cool games that are coming out watch your
Porsche add no thank you I want to play slow this fire bro I wish I could have
that Porsche dummy to that I would I would get that Porsche that's like I
love Porsche okay are you you visit Natalie now you sponsored by Porsche is
I wish I was sponsored by Porsche.
I mean too, truthfully. I'm just mad that you didn't sponsor me.
I wish I was sponsored by Porsche. I want one so bad.
That's like one of the cars that I'm at.
But now I'm afraid and now I can't ever get one
because now people will know if they see a Porsche
but like, well, is that Iron Mouse's Porsche?
There are a lot of people who have Porsches.
Yeah, but I don't even drive, so there's no point in me getting one.
I'm flexed.
No, for what? That's such a waste.
You're just standing out, bro.
Stand out.
Next time I'm in LA, Wingstop better be ready.
Oh no, every Wingstop in the world is looking like tremors.
We have to call everyone then.
Yeah, please.
Have a good coffee.
Don't come back, coffee.
Yeah, go get a coffee.
And stay gone.
Stay gone because men don't deserve a place here.
Yeah.
He's eating all our wings.
Oh no, not the wings.
I want a case of Dwella too.
Oh bro, it was good.
It was a Chipotle case of Dwella.
Oh, Chipotle.
He is.
I want to try a Chipotle one day.
Make me play The Walking Dead 2.
What?
I'm sorry.
I want a walking dead fake arc. I'm in my walking dead arc right now
Wait are you like watching the show to just play in the game?
Both.
Oh!
I heard the games are really good.
The game is so good. I played season one.
I think I want to kill myself.
What?
Wait is it that good or that bad?
It's that good.
Damn.
In Minecraft.
Yo, Paul!
Is that good?
Yo!
Yo, what's good?
What's good, bro?
Yo, just had a bunch of chimichurri, so I'm feeling a little crazy.
Oh, chimichurries!
Yeah, I'm feeling crazy.
Oh, you made her feel a little spicy that night.
I'm feeling like I'm a Latin man, I gotta be honest.
Oh, shit.
I'm feeling Latino time.
Yeah, I'm feeling a little Latino.
Yeah.
Honestly if I'm being honest
Yeah, we started going to like a Latin bakery and we've been uh
Point net things just trying to you know understand the language like we're not really sweet
We're pointing we're pointing and nodding
Have you guys seen like human bread like bread?
Bro, we gotta try it. I wonder if they have it.
I was wondering about that too.
I was talking in my chat about it because I was eating some and they were like,
can you explain this Cuban bread shater?
It's just hard to explain. You just have to eat it.
It's like sweet, right?
How do we ask for it?
It's like a nice, long, fat bread.
It's nice and soft.
I feel like they have that.
And crunchy on the outside.
You can ask them.
If they have it, you can say, oh, do you have Pankuano?
Pankuano?
Or you can say, do you have Pande Agua?
Pande Agua?
Or you can say, do you have Pansolow?
Pansolow?
Pansolow?
Pansolow?
Pande Agua?
Well, ask for Pankuano first.
Pankuano?
OK, OK.
Pankuano.
Pankuano?
Yeah
Yeah, Cuban bread
They're gonna know what I'm talking about, right?
Hey, Blake, yo, I just want a Cubano.
You got a Cubano Cubano?
Well, I could do that.
I could do that.
I could do that a few times, man.
Do they look like a bugget?
They kind of do look like a bugget.
Ooh!
They have like a shit ton of different breads.
Yeah, they have that, right?
Bro, they just can't have that.
I want to try.
I've always wanted to try it
ever since she told me about it years ago.
oh my god when you guys eat it like I just want to know what you feel all right let me
write this down pat a pond a agua and then the stink piece number one punk
I'm Kobano.
I'm Kobano.
I'm Kobano.
I'm Kobano.
Yeah, I'm telling them to bite you in the brain.
Hey, you're so cute.
Hey, you're so cute.
Dude, we're all turning Latin, bro.
You down?
Wait, I did that for them like you did.
What was that?
We're all turning Latin, bro.
He's in a very latino time of his life.
I can look at the world.
Yeah, even with all that Chinese stuff, man.
What was that?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, I'm trying to use a latino.
We're latino now, it's cool!
That boss was a Superbowl, everybody wants to be latino now.
Okay, I can do it, I can rock it.
That's true.
That's where the shift happened, that and the bakery, I'd say, is the big transformative latino moment in my life.
Wait, but what else did you have at the bakery? Did you have pastelito? Did you have croqueta? What did you have?
We maybe have some triste leches, we maybe have some ponde raspberry filling.
We had something like...
It reminded me of melon bread.
Like it had like a cookie outer shell.
Which person you guys go to?
Was it a pateleito de guayaba?
Mayuri?
It could have been, I'll be honest.
It definitely could have been.
Guys, I think it was a pateleito de guayaba.
Conchita.
We had some...
Oh, it was a concha.
Oh yeah, a concha.
There could have been a few conches, yes.
We had a sweet empanada, I think.
I think we had a sweet empanada with like a like a custard on the inside
We're like 75% through their entire menu
Sample like five different things every time
Is that the really famous like Cuban bakery one though on an LA the one that like everyone goes to you
Oh, I think I know what you're talking about, but this place is uh even more like low key
Not a lot of people know about it man, what the what?
Only real Latinos now
You're talking about portos, yeah, yeah
Portos is one, yeah, yeah, I've heard only about portos
This is uh, this is more like, yeah, yeah, this is like, where all the real Latinos hang out on
Yeah, don't blow up their spot bro, don't blow it up
Yeah, we don't want to, you know, put it on the mat
We're going to keep it
You want to de-influence it
Not a lot of gringos there man
What am I, a puta?!
You might stick it out. I mean, I could teach you. I could teach you.
You know what? Gringo's welcome, bro. My gringo's welcome.
How do I pass for Latina? What do I have to do?
Mouse, I'll let you take this one.
You gotta have that Latino flavor. You gotta have the swag, the flair. You know what I mean?
I can roll the odds. I can do that.
Yeah? Can you forget about, like, you forget about...
certain letters of the alphabet yeah yeah I think so like can you forget about
the letter s yeah yeah sometimes you're gonna forget about it okay what okay so
like if you're gonna say oh I'm here you say toy a key oh they're gonna cut off
your words you know what I mean you need seasoning do you like Goya okay
Oh yo Goya
It's gonna put some sassong in your stuff
Yeah, sassong
Damn I
Got some Goya taco salsa the other day and that shit is fiery if that's kind of like on the same
Listen, I'm Puerto Rican. We're not we're not really familiar with all the taco stuff
But I can't I can get down with some talk. Okay. Okay
It's not really like my thing.
What's like the, you know like, tacos are like street food right of Mexico or whatever
like just a quintessential, what's like the Puerto Rican equivalent of that?
Oh, like mofongo and macalaito.
Oh!
What's macalaito?
I know that one.
Macalaito is like a cod fritter.
It's like a big cod fritter.
It's so crumbly.
Oh my gosh.
Fish and chips mate!
Oh fuck you fish and chips mate!
Wait a just a moment!
Hold on, hold on a second!
I'm speaking your language aren't I?
You got fish and chips, it's like a real guy.
What do you think I come from an island? Of course we do!
We're surrounded by water!
Oh yeah that makes sense.
So what do you serve it with?
Like is there a sauce or like a seasoning?
No no, it's already seasoned with sazon bro.
You don't need no seasoning, you just crunch into that shit.
Oh fuck mate.
That sounds good.
It's good.
It's good, it's nice and salty, it's super salty.
Oh dude, I gotta try this.
Sometimes they got like chicharron, which is like the skin of a pig.
Oh I love chicharron man.
Yeah, I've had that before, I love that shit.
I know how bad that sounds amazing though.
Oh bro, that's so good.
good you got you got um you got pastelitos you got a lot of things we got a lot of delicious things
was pastelitos i think you guys had a pastelito oh for real oh yeah okay yeah it's like a little
like um it's like a little pastry with guayaba inside guayaba yeah why have a book look at the
picture
the gringos love tortas
he passed a little uh megasa see
see
see
some kind of milky stuff in it yeah yeah yeah yeah see see
there they also have the cheese variety too that's the milky stuff
It's a cheese, a cheese, in Panadilla!
I'm just fucking hungry.
Dude, this is like a...
It almost looks like a pierogi. It's like a pierogi, like a Puerto Rican pierogi.
Yeah! It's very similar because they can be sweet or savory, and they have the same kind of folding method.
Yeah, we got in Panadillas too.
Hello, yes. What's Panadilla?
Yeah.
Oh, is that like a...
It's stuffed with meat inside
Like an empanada?
Yeah, it's an empanada
Oh my god
Yes dude, yes
I want all of them
Bro that looks so good, yeah, dude, I
Oh my god
Connery put a recon for him
Oh really?
When he went to New York
Yeah, I went to New York and I streamed in the New York recon restaurant
Oh yeah, wait, no, I think I saw a bit of that
What all did you eat there?
Well, I have 5000 calories.
Of course, honey.
I got stuffed.
I let mouse order for me and mouse ordered like 3 main dishes.
That's what you gotta do, man, win in Rome.
Yeah? You gotta have yourself a feast.
What was your favorite one, bro? Like, what's one we gotta try?
Sorry, in Australian, I TTS'd and was like,
I don't know what all this food is, but we got a bunning snag, which is just a bread slice rolled over a sausage.
Hahahaha.
What was my favorite one? The mofongo? Is that what I'm saying correctly?
Yes.
The mofongo?
Yes.
The best one?
You got me one other thing which- it was evil for you to order that.
What?
By the way, can I just say that?
His mouse ordered me the mofongo.
Is it mofongo or mofongo?
It's mofongo.
Mofongo.
You got me the mofongo, right? Which is like, I would say the perfect meal.
It's like it's got everything you want. It's got a bit of carbs. It's got a bit of meat tons of oil, right?
Yes, and then mouse ordered me like to like two giant deep-fried things
I think they were at least and it was so heavy to go with my rice and oily
Fonga I was like
But it was good
You ordered food with three people. Well, I mean you wanted to try everything, right?
Yeah, but I didn't you should have told them. Hey
Hey, can we get like a sample plate?
And exactly like one of the things I wanted you to get
were it didn't have it.
Oh no.
The suru-yoo.
Wait, what was that?
The suru-yoo.
Okay, what's that?
Suru-yoo?
That sounds like something I need to know.
It's like this, it's like a cheesesteak.
It's like a cheesesteak made out of like corn meal
on the outside.
Is it fried?
It's like a mozzarella?
Yeah, it's like a mozzarella steak.
Oh, so you're gonna get me three
deep-oiled dishes and throbbed things.
Yeah!
What's the problem?
I was struggling to walk.
I had to end the stream because I was so, like,
fucked from eating all the food.
I felt like...
It was like watching the aftermath of the, like,
Beedmeats food video.
It was, like, just sad.
It's just...
I mean, it's not like you eat it all the time.
It was just a one-time thing.
You need it to taste.
Bro, you ate 42 wings in one set, man.
I know you ain't come from here.
I know you're not.
I'm looking through that.
I didn't even scream after it.
That is really less like some murder doctor matter.
You're not talking about something terrible that you're asking.
That is true. That is true.
He has like an eighth one, two wings chair, okay?
You see, he's not complaining about a little bit of a reason why he's like a hundred wings, okay?
He's a hundred wings.
There's one very low teni in the middle.
Yeah, you're not being very much in need.
If they were so quick, I should have stopped eating wings, and they had no wings. I would have eaten them.
Ha ha ha.
Cheek in my head.
Look, I would eat more.
You would?
Were you stoned? No.
Ha ha ha.
Jesus Christ, I'm a fatass. I'm not afraid to eat wings. You're a fatass.
You think you're a fatass? You're a fake fatass, my friend.
Yeah, bro.
really put it away I always love the black hole stomach I do I do
this guy's message we'd be like I ate so much food help and I'm like what the
fuck yeah sometimes I I'm in awe of my own gluttony
you know message me like I just ate XYZ thing I'm like holy shit what should I
do what's the idea tell me yeah you should do like a competitive eating
arc man you said you were gonna start like lifting weights so like you could
offset it by like lifting weights but stretching your stomach out become a
competitive eater and do like a big challenge
all the do is eat like greek yogurt in between
I saw one of them and they were like yeah if I eat like 7000 calories in one sitting I
gotta only eat 500 calories of Greek yogurt.
Ok stop laughing at us.
It's just everything.
It's just mix of the things you say in it that way it's just everything is great.
It's yogurt so that's what you mean that's how you see it.
That's not the way to do it.
Yogurt?
Yogurt?
Yogurt!
How did he do that?
He shapeshifted it!
That was crazy!
Who was that?
How did you do that?
The British way.
You can say it the British way. Try.
Not the way to hear it.
Yogurt.
I'm going down to Open Dobby
We all need to be to watch the formula one.
I need some yoghurt.
Wait, Cole, what's your best American accent?
I'd say like a fool's sentence.
No, I can't do that.
I can't do that.
Why?
I just kind of sound like Markiplier.
We always do this.
It sounds like Markiplier.
I mean, that's pretty good.
Oh, no, it's good.
It's good.
Okay, I'll say a sentence, all right?
Uh, hey bro could you pass me the yogurt?
Hahahaha
Guys something was off of that I think
Hey y'all pass me the yogurt
What's up guys
I'm here for the yogurt aisle
It's your only way to get a point in that direction
It's your only way to get a point in that direction
You guys have a dedicated yogurt aisle
I'm looking for the yogurt aisle
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
I'm looking for something a bit more of a greenkin nature
Hahahaha
Oh
Man
Holy shit, bro
All right good
Oh my gosh
So you guys know that's lovely so so no competitive even for me. I'm trying to lift though. I'm trying to lift that I'm trying dude
Let's go man. There's a torture device
What's that?
I got it. I got it like a one of this workout all in one things, you know, with like the squat
rack.
I was like, what is this torture chamber thing? What is this thing that I'm looking at?
Well, because I, gyms are a scam in Japan. They charge you so much. I was like, yeah,
I was like, if I just have this for like five years, it's paid itself off.
But my gym was more than my rent when I was living in Japan.
Oh, my God.
It's crazy how much the gym is.
That's insane.
They're putting you for working out.
Yeah.
With money.
Like you want to put.
Yeah, but I mean.
You know, it's like 80 bucks.
The first and last month's shit, too, with it, too, like same as like the key money, it was so much upfront.
Key money is a hell of a scam.
Oh, hey mommy
Why is it expensive cuz no one use of the gym here
Yo, dude, this is a great setup. This is
You're gonna give me the workout routine, bro. I got it if you have this this is all you need
I said I was like give me the thing
You can maybe get with dumbbells to and you'd be
Wow, you have a pulley system on that too. Oh my god
There's so much you can do with that pulley thing.
So many activities.
It has like a separate, it has this smith, and you can put like a free, free, uh, free weight barbell on it.
Yeah, it's just great.
All two.
Obviously, dude, you're gonna get jacked, man.
I just...
It's all you got.
But it's hard, because I didn't want to get like a massive dumbbell set,
because I don't have enough room, but like, I also...
Yeah.
When I tried like the changeable dumbbells, and they were just...
Most of them felt really bad.
They're dodgy. They're dodgy sometimes.
I don't know if there's a good one.
I can particularly like them.
Bro, this is a great setup, though.
Cowablocks? I heard that. I don't know if they're good, though. I don't know.
Yeah, are you gonna tell me what to look out?
Dude, I'd love to. I'd love to.
I'm not a friend.
I'm not a friend. I'm not a friend.
I'm not a friend.
9,000 yen a month for a gym.
It was crazy.
Jesus.
Yeah. Mine was close to about 100 bucks a month.
What?
Oh, fuck, Jesus Christ.
In the UK, I think I paid like 20.
It was like so cheap,
because I guess they have just so many more people
that don't go to the gym, but buy them shit.
Yeah.
Um, and I discovered that treadmill's ungodly expensive.
So I wanna get a treadmill, like a nice one, but...
I got one!
Then why are they so expensive?
Oh, really?
I did, I got a, I got a, um, a Peloton treadmill.
What?
Oh, wow.
Those are stuff you have to buy.
You doing the classes?
I want to but I'm like scared
I don't know, I get nervous. I don't know why I get nervous with the classes
I don't know, I just want to do it
I just feel like
You don't have to like, do the, you can just be like, I'm bailing
I don't know, I'm trying to work up the courage to join a class
Everybody's gonna start a song boy bro
Yeah, so I got I got a trim and then I'm getting I'm getting the bike next
Dude bikes bikes are awesome. Yeah, they're so good for Cardia. Yeah, cuz like I could like walk around now
So oh
Let's fucking go
I've been walking on my trim now
Almost every day. Oh
You're gonna get a reddit bro. Yes, right? Let's go
I've been mastered in the meetings like yeah fucking and him and him right now
I won't know the treadmill
What the fuck?
Patrick Bateman style.
Hold on, I gotta take my palatom class.
I got a little winged in.
I'm gonna take this chainsaw masquerade.
I'm gonna put it in the bathroom.
Like a face mask.
Skin's gotta be in condition.
Cam on, no filter, no blurring.
Just raw dog in the meeting with the palatom class.
Audio in the background.
Frame Mog'em.
Frame molding!
Frame molding!
Mass-maxing!
Oh fuck yeah!
Oh yeah!
Dude that's sick yeah bikes are fun if you get like a nice youtuber like an audio book or just something and the time will just fly by
I used to play Persona when I was doing like uh
Yo!
Like, no work. Yeah get you something to handhandle like it's a easy hack
That's perfect!
This guy, when I was in Japan, I saw him playing the Fate Gacha game, and he brought like a 20 inch tablet.
I've never seen anything like it, but he put it on the frame.
He's doing it. I was like, damn, these free will using, dude. That's amazing.
Yeah.
That's a free will user.
Hey, killing two birds with one stone. That's just great efficiency right there.
It's optimal.
Dude, hell yeah. So we're all we're all going to get jacked this year, I guess.
Yes.
is what everyone's saying, yeah dude I am so happy to hear that
the year for jacking
I've jacked off so much
you have the jacking
I'm proud of you guys
thanks
I'm gonna be super jacked
dude let's beat the fuck out of someone
starting to knock like
yeah we could all of these as like a min max all of our stats and just fucking like
find someone and beat the fuck out of them
I think whoever is like
the furthest behind we just kick the shit out of them
Okay, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if it's what if it's you your mouse? No, it's gonna be you
Okay, I
Feel like this and like whoever guys whoever still the furthest behind
Yeah, you already envisioned it was me
You don't want to fall behind mr. Connor yeah
Don't fall behind on your games bro. We're all watching
I'm pretty much
We're gonna watch your progress
You're gonna send me a routine man. I need the eighth will work out routine. I can write you one
If you have all of your golden
My boy, I would love to guess what I say great trainer. He actually he helped all
Although the anime cutout guy helped him make a work out
Yeah, he's lost a lot of weight he's getting like genuinely
I'm so proud of him.
Okay, shit.
I did not yell.
You made me crazy proud of him.
So how do I get ripped and eat 40 wings on a semi-regular basis?
Oh, we can do that, trust me.
There's ways around it.
Is that possible?
Yes.
Yes.
Alright, alright, shit, okay.
It's called not eating anything for the start of the day except protein shakes.
You can have some wings at night.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
There's a trade-off, there's a trade-off.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, alright, so I see, I see, okay.
Yeah, I mean
That was my job for like years before I moved to Japan
Yeah, yeah, yeah
It's what I was showing me showing me pictures of like when you're competing I think
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did like a amateur show back in the day just like inspire my clients just like marketing kind of thing
It was so fun. I was considering doing it like in Japan
Like doing teaching and then like doing like my own business on the side. I think that's if I wasn't a streamer
That's probably what I'd be doing right now
That would have crushed
Yeah, I love it. It's so fun like it's just so fun because like I've I've
Like work with so many clients and like seeing them like actually physically change over time like through your
Like guidance is just it's incredible. I'm like shaping people's like body composition. That's so nice
They do more well-compensed, too.
It's very rewarding.
It's so cool to see their clients.
Yeah, yeah.
Some of my clients just like, you know, they like, you know, they end up like relying in
like, obviously like trusting your word and stuff.
So like when they make these huge changes, they'll like come back and be like, dude,
like you changed my life, like you helped out in so many aspects and it's, it's
a good like grounding thing to like get into fitness, like even, even the smallest
amount just to like give yourself like a meditative time you know each day it's
uh just do some something you know if you're if you're able to it's uh yeah
it's like a domino effect for a lot of other things in your life in my opinion
discipline discipline as well responsibility yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah i got you guys let's get jackman
we'll get it down we'll get it down we're all gonna make it bro
All right, 400 wings and play lego fucking potty
Yo, you guys want to do you guys want to gamble on this or not are you guys not about that?
We could do something where it's like
First and second place are free from punishment. Third and fourth get a punishment.
Something like that. If you open to any ideas, but like, you know, maybe first place gets to choose something for fourth, second place gets to choose something for third or something like that.
Maybe you got to change a PFD, maybe you got to tweet something like LEGO themed, I don't know. I got a few ideas.
Okay, I think that's fine I'm even to any other punishments or rewards or waiters you guys got
the idea I like the idea I have to get idea I'm gonna lock it in the first place chooses
a tweet for fourth place because I think that's probably the worst yeah okay
triple your entire online percent of it second place to choose like that P.F.P. somewhere
Okay, you know this this for the twitch, you know Twitter wherever wherever. I mean, uh, yeah, I wanna I was good
Go too crazy, but all right. All right. All right, then that's good. Everyone okay with that wait wait repeat
This is just an idea just an idea we can change that walking in I'm not I'm not married to this idea
I was just thinking you know make it interesting
It's like a party first time and make it a little interesting.
We could do first place, whoever gets first place gets to choose and write a tweet for whoever fourth place is.
So then fourth place has to tweet that out.
Second place could choose a PFP either on Twitter, Twitch or wherever. We can decide.
Fourth third place.
So third and fourth place gets punished immensely.
First and second are safe.
That sounds good.
We don't have to, we can do other things too.
You know, First Place has to go to, I don't know, order something online or something
like that.
Or First Place gets 5000 gifted subs or something like that.
I mean, I like the movie.
I like this one.
I'm trying to stop a little bit
It won't let me
I'm just going to ask him
He's going to face us crucified
In front of their peers
What place is Chinese water torture?
What place has to live like a Chinese man for 5 days?
Oh, that's cool
You can't change Chinese names
Honestly, I can use that right now
I can use that
Oh my god, how many ground down will it take?
I don't know what to do.
I paid Turner, and I'm 10 dollars.
We could also just keep her friendly too.
No, no, no.
I'm down your bed with a punchman idea.
Whatever it may be.
Yeah.
Ew, up the ante a little bit, up the stage.
You got a move you guys?
Oh yeah, I see you're in bed.
I'm joining.
I'm joining.
I'm off streams in this game, dude.
You can change costume dude. They are fire costumes in this game. Oh my god
Oh
My goodness
I'm trying to find the right one from here though. I can be a cave woman. I could be Santa
Oh, yeah, I could be a grandma
Okay, oh
Only a unicorn
Ooh, I think I found mine.
I think I found mine.
What the fuck?
I think I found my one.
I think I found my costume desk.
Wait, wait, I'm not ready.
Wait, oh wait!
Wait, what?
This game is so fun.
Hey, I'm excited.
It's the Brickster in this.
Who is the Brickster?
Who is that?
I can't believe you're not mine!
Are you gonna ram him off?
Let's go!
Oh, Klamis!
Klamo!
Bro, who's the Brickster?
Who? The, from Lego Island?
I don't know!
Oh, the Knight! Nice!
Your face came from the way on the fucking log of wood.
I'm just a log of wood. There you go.
Oh, the knife!
Oh, wow, nice.
Holy...
Damn.
This is a pretty good bull out we got.
Yeah, we'd say great.
Great costumes offer it.
No market infections.
This is a really good one.
I'm gonna be this God girl.
Okay, nice.
Sick.
Alright.
We need some biotic outfits. I don't think we're ready for that.
I wasn't able to pick settings or anything, so I guess I'm just one default setting.
Oh, okay. Are you guys playing with controller?
Yeah.
God, I don't like controller works.
Wow!
It's me!
I think there's more to see there too.
What the fuck?
At least somebody cheers for me, Conor.
I'll do the challenge zone.
Oh wow.
Let's dance with grandma.
In part zone.
Ninjago zone. Ninjago zone.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Park zone Ninjago zone Ninjago zone
How many how many rounds should we do oh my god, it's just 75 minutes or two hours for the 16
I'll lock dinner we give that
Well, how long how long is the 10 one 75 minutes they say
Oh, that should be plenty. Yeah, that's a good kind of thing.
I can do another round afterwards.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe I can give this a little taste.
Ooh, this looks sick.
This looks awesome.
What? Jesus Christ.
Holy shit.
Oh, shit.
Let's go.
I need that.
I want Golden Bricks!
Ooh!
Okay.
I'm over land!
Let's go, guys!
Hey, good luck.
I'm not ready to learn it for it.
Uh-huh.
I'm definitely getting second.
I'm first place.
I'm not last.
Last is going to be pretty bad.
Hold on.
I like your pot.
Players with the most golden bridge wins.
How many games do you win?
Okay, so it's like money.
Oh yeah, she's marrior potting.
Or Mr. Gold, okay.
Build spaces, let you customize an entire section of the channel.
Oh, interesting.
Oh!
Building.
Wow, there's so much faster than marrior potting.
Mr. Gold.
Wow, oh my goodness
He's so brainy
Ooh, the dojo
Oh, should we just...
Oh, wow
I'm done with this, uh...
Racking up
Oh god, fuck
I'm really just worried
It doesn't either...
Oh, that was a good one
It doesn't work!
Stop it! It doesn't work!
Wait, does my keyboard work?
Oh shit, it's a road job again.
Hold on, hold the fuck up.
Wait, this game looks awesome.
Fuck, you guys died already. All your shit too.
Oh wait, what? Oh, oh.
Oh, radio.
Okay, okay. Alright.
Grandma! Grandma!
I'm okay with the keyboard.
I'm okay with the keyboard.
That's the jump? Okay.
Alright, I'll be okay with the keyboard.
I'm not okay with the keyboard.
Maybe you need a harder controller.
Sorry.
I'll be okay with the keyboard.
Okay, we're good.
You went too much on the keyboard.
What's with the damage?
We spoke in 3-1.
I'm gonna go to my Xbox controller.
Somebody cancel this guy.
I should be good now. Hopefully my Xbox controller will work.
In your principle, when they baby, you guys can host it on the west side. We're gonna restart.
I could try.
I don't know what I'm doing.
It's okay, it didn't seem bad.
Yeah, I think it's fine.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no. I was just trying to come up with an excuse on the fly.
Oh, no!
What has he done?
No, it's horrible.
Well then we should just put it just out of mind.
that the players finishing position a little taste we can we can restyle
that's good a little taste but also the order in which they take turns during this round
and now it's time for this first turn
no it's my turn now
i think maybe we should you want to hurry us just in case
i'm friendly warning to all our contestants
uh maybe they can go ahead and fight a grief bringer make sure not on dragon bridge
Here's why I said if the light is bad, I think I don't mind
We could we could give it a shot with that. I mean it didn't it also didn't really feel that bad
I'm gonna turn the computer off on my end this guy's
They'll let me
talk a bit.
Uhhh.
Turn off.
Wait, if I pause, does it pause for everybody else?
No.
Okay.
It's me.
Ooh.
Battle 1, lucky A of the time.
Ooh, good one.
Lots of 8s in your roller, oh wow.
Ooh, look at grandma's cane board.
Look at her.
Oh, look at grandma.
Here I go.
Ooh.
Oh, the lemons are acting up.
Three studs.
Three studs.
Oh my god, I'm turning this guy off too.
How do I turn off the people talking?
I went to the audio and turned it off in the war server settings.
Oh, thank god.
The music's also kind of loud I feel like it's very the whole game is very loud
Dude is there a goddamn controller that works on a goddamn PC
Every single one what the fuck man little Lego guys fucking has a shit
They want to the one roll
Angri video gamer. Oh no, he's in a little bit.
So what's the need to reboot to switch controller?
Oh, okay, okay.
Okay, well, we can walk in with keyboard. I really don't mind, right?
Another unit. I understand.
I guess we'll see how the light is, maybe?
Yeah, yeah.
What are you doing here?
Left him red.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, okay.
That's a nice chill.
Yeah, this thing is a little...
How's the...
How's the thing?
Yeah, I think it feels fun.
You catch the things that avoid them.
They're gonna catch them.
They're gonna catch them.
I think...
They're gonna avoid them.
Oh, you avoid them or you catch them?
No, no, you catch them, catch them.
Oh, okay, I'm like, would you catch them or do you avoid them?
Catch them, catch them grandma! Grandma!
My grandma didn't grow up with Legos. She's more of a Lincoln Logs kind of lady.
She's more of a Lincoln Logs kind of lady.
I've played with Lincoln Logs so much.
She don't know shit about Legos.
I don't understand Legos.
I love the music, the music is my life
Damn grandma hit it grandma damn I wanna break you down
Oh I missed one no
Oh well good for you, good for you sir.
Oh, what the fuck?
What the hell?
I'm playing fucking Dragon Force, I know.
Oh, shit grandma.
Shit grandma.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
It won't come to bed well.
It's impossible.
I did not.
What the hell?
Okay, alright, alright.
Whatever, I don't need to know how to do this.
I actually do music.
Whatever, whatever.
Well, last place you get,
someone gets to turn your account.
So who's the fucking tree guy?
Let's just figure this out.
Yeah, I think we should kill the tree guys.
We should kill the tree guys.
We should kill the tree guys.
You guys should be freaking cool.
This tree has gotta be cool.
I think we all just gank up on the tree guy.
Okay, I like that
Actually, you know what I'm gonna fucking have myself in turn the voice over back on that's from that's
Okay two times one is still not that good
You get to do two spaces now.
Oh, no.
Each flaw is when you get to roll.
That's interesting.
Well, lots of eight slow roller brick run.
Move to a random golden brick.
How much did the golden bricks cost you, man?
Nice.
Ah, you don't know.
That's crazy they sell that right away.
I feel like I need that.
Oh, dude, there's the golden brick right there.
Nice.
Oh.
Oh my god dude, I could have been doubled up.
Oh that is just terrible.
That is just terrible.
That is really, really terrible.
50 studs for a golden brick.
Wait, I'm at the couple.
A lot dude.
A lot.
see
Did I could have been too up you could have been
All the way you might get it, bro
What are you power up you can make sure you get it I guess
Oh wait now it's going to get it.
I can buy it!
I had to buy it bro.
Nah it's all good bro.
It's all good.
Long as it's not a tree guy, I don't care.
I do not care.
I'll try to lure you now.
You are in first man.
Oh for how long?
I'm not sure about that.
That's cool, I can grab that I guess.
I don't know what I saw in there.
You found the secrets?
What is it?
Oh, I found secrets!
Oh, it's me!
Oh!
Where are the keys?
Where are the keys?
Here you go.
Yeah, this goes hard, man.
Shocking accuracy.
Smelled it.
Drill and chill.
I think I'll be on that one.
I'll be on that one.
I'll be on that one.
Drill and chill.
Yeah.
I'll be on that one.
I'll be on that one.
I'll be on that one.
I'll be on that one.
Yeah
Kill the tree guy don't kill the tree guy. He's cool. I think we should kill a tree guy
Really chopping you down then
Enjoy winning while you can
Okay, so you all shit all this looks
Yeah, I don't know. There's like such a big delay in like from the turn. There is a big delay. Yeah
Fuck I got- I got a blade-
Oh!
Wait, that sucks off!
Oh, that's hard, yeah, the blade's hard.
Oh my God!
Okay, okay.
I got a black one.
Alright, alright.
Okay, I'll get input delay.
Oh yeah, damn.
Oh my God, wait, that's so hard.
Oh my God.
Hahahaha!
Yeah, fuck that, that's alright.
Let's just run it.
Oh God, here we go, this is fun.
Oh my-
No!
Grandma!
I'm gonna get him to-
No, not you.
Aw, Karim, I'm scared. I'm a camera, so I just have to act enough.
Fuck!
Oh, shit!
I re-bought the thing!
Wait a second, help me then!
Help me, help me, help me!
I wonder what's going on.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Awkward!
Ok final round final round
Oh no!
Are you okay?
Here we go.
Nothing.
He's...
Where are you coming from?
I'm coming for you.
I'm coming for you.
I'm coming for you.
Oh no!
I'm coming for you!
Oh god, finally!
There!
There!
Oh no!
There!
Oh no!
I'm going to lose!
I'm going to lose!
Where?
Oh, what are you doing?
I fell and I can't get up!
Help!
Can't move right now.
Oh no!
I can't believe grandma.
Grandma can't hang with the drill and chill.
Stop pulling grandma.
They're calling Maus the grandma killer.
No!
Is it true?
No, don't worry grandma. I'm going to rub your lucky head.
Oh, wait, your power of being a music rat.
Game game is happy.
I should have told you that talk.
I'm going to run and get him pissed.
Thank you, mr. Conn. I'm gonna get my Ben gay
Let's go
Oh
I'm gonna scale Emily
Oh, the fox face!
Holy...
The dragon's gonna attack this turn too, man!
This is far!
Oh, alright, now is wood weak to fire?
Does anyone know, like, is wood...
Would that be weak to, like, dragon's fire?
It might be, especially a dragon's fire.
Whoa, what is this?
about the ship thing
YOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
That's beautiful
That is big
Nice work bro
Thanks
Oh we can go there
I can go by myself
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
Cool
OOOOOOO
BOOM
I'll get you right by the star
Wait I think you can get one
Oh wait you might die
This song look good
OOOOOOO
I can't get it
I can't get it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's just so good or bad.
Minus 25 slugs.
That seems a little extreme.
Why would you do that?
I think it's too much.
I don't think I can buy it.
I think I'm broke.
It's 50.
I'll forbid a Puerto Rican get a little motion.
Right.
I have Puerto Rican try to keep us down.
She's jealous.
Ever since that boy in the Super Bowl.
No, no, no!
Holy shit, bro.
That's an insane amount to lose.
Oh my god, I fucking stepped down by the map and I got a little fucking torch.
Uh, stop drops, size-roll teetering, tubbies, repairless pathways.
I think it has carrots.
That is a carrot.
Wait, I like this.
That is great, I'm ready.
That's lovely.
Yeah, lovely, that.
That's a fun game.
Yeah.
That's your imagination.
Who can guess the brick fast enough?
What the fuck is that?
Oh, fuck, what?
Fuck?
I think it's this one.
I think it's this one.
Oh my god, please tell me I'm right.
I think I got it.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh, it doesn't matter how much you get it, like, faster, it's just whoever gets it first.
Oh!
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, it doesn't matter how much faster, sorry.
Wow!
That way too long.
It's hard to tell
I I looked for like certain little pieces that helped out. Yeah
I like this game though. This is cool. Oh
Oh my god, oh fuck
Yeah, I like giant this pop-up
Oh
Blind disadvantage. Oh, yeah, maybe oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no no no that doesn't make sense
That is a factor that is a factor
You are cool. So I got a couple of my fucking stumps back watch good
one
whoa
whoa
what is this
is that it?
that's sick i want that
he's got a gold brick
oh wait that guy just too
oh
thank you
wow
okay finally not a fucking one
um
I mean, plus 5, 12.
It wins a game for you, my friend!
Where is this one?
Where is that number?
Oh, nice!
Ooh, a secret!
Oh, classic!
Classic!
No, no!
No!
Oh, no!
One vinegar on my bread, man!
Grandma curse, what grandma curse?
Heriatric curse, one, one, one!
Oh! Grandma has to win!
Oh dude!
Oh wait you get to do it and move your land on it, and you'll win!
Oh god, oh god!
Oh god!
But you can get it, go hold and break.
You get it.
How hard is it to timing?
It stops immediately!
Oh god!
Grandma!
No!
You're so almost 25, you're getting like the bad wolf!
Why did I lose so much, what the fuck?
I want to build. I want to build up here.
I want to build Garmadon's Darksword World.
I love when Grandma looks really surprised.
Wow, cool.
Well, they steal stars for you, that's it.
Where are you going to land on it?
Oh! Yo! Free power up!
Free power up, let's go!
Cool!
Oh, cool!
And some food.
Oh, God!
I got a little mouse.
I have to use my power up so you say I'm boarding it.
Oh yeah, you got a lot.
I mean...
Oh, I'll see the people you want. Wow. Oh, that's lovely
I can't even buy it. Oh
Yeah, fuck it's 50
Saving pump out for Lego party to
Wow, you really like
Okay
just go for it.
alright i gotta get this man. gotta get this.
you can do it bro.
you can do it bro.
it sounds like immediately.
no.
bro what the fuck happened? i lost so much.
let me go this way.
crab trap.
Oh, this is like boo.
Damn, I wish I had the cash.
Well, what's that thing?
The fuck is that thing?
Oh, wrong side.
Oh.
I'm going to do a rally.
A normal rally.
A normal rally.
He's dead.
Oh, no.
They're dead.
It's funny you get to pick one.
I was curious about the deeps, I changed my mind right at the last second but I didn't make it
What do we got here?
Are you talking about those trains?
Oh god
It's got the goofy controls
Oh fuck, I hate this game!
You get that mouse?
Yeah
I'm drifting
It's out of my way, Aethelp
I'm gonna be off, bitch!
Now I'm gonna go to hell, brother.
This one's for hell.
I can't even fly!
I just started driving, bro.
I'm gonna direct to you.
It's lighting that Porsche.
I'm gonna buy a Porsche.
Ooh!
Can't go wrong with a Porsche, man.
Alright.
Okay, let's go.
Alright, let's get my guys.
the fuck out of my way the fuck out of my way
fuck bitch fuck supreme oh my god
bitch
let's go
who's the brown car I'm fucking I'm gonna kill you
hahaha
hahaha
what the fuck is this a brown car
I'm fucking done
nooo
hahaha
hahahah
hahahah
hahahah
it's a brown car one you have a tooth at the end man
oh so no skinny n' jago
hahahah
hahahah
hahahah
Oh, no dude.
I needed that.
How did I win?
I only have 25.
I'm not going to be able to afford one.
Uh oh.
This could be good.
I'm not dead.
Please, when I get down, I'll wait for you to die.
No, fuck you, fuck you.
Yes!
Thank you!
I'm gonna miss the dog!
He's gonna drop the ring!
Here we go then!
He's ready!
Who the fuck is launching the monies?
What the fuck?
Whoa!
Help me lighten!
You're gonna fucking love it!
It's literally so ironic, but...
Oh my goodness.
The monkeys have turned against you.
47 is actually evil.
Yeah, that's bananas, man. Jesus.
Do you like the feed dots?
I love monkeys.
Dude, I actually got my dog a monkey toy today.
Aw, so cute.
It just looks like she's carrying around Mr Connor.
OH!
Shit!
Oh no!
Oh my god!
I need the help!
Whoa!
Oh, uh...
Oh my god!
Dude.
Where'd that go?
Wait, you got the gold brick bro!
I got it!
Oh, it is Brick Dog.
Oh, no.
Oh, dude, we're halfway through.
Okay, okay.
Oh, fuck.
Huh?
Mr. Aethel.
Mr. Aethel.
Should I stole something from my friend?
Listen, bro, you just had the most studs, man.
Nothing personal, bud.
Wait, what? Wait, what?
How am I wasting my money?
It's like if someone goes by it.
And there's no way you can choose not to go down there.
Oh yeah, nah nah, I'm definitely not going there.
I didn't read. I didn't read.
I hate this world. No, they didn't not read.
They didn't read.
Oh
Why not
that's the other way. That's the other way. The way that you came from. Oh, yeah. It's
this way, right? Mm-hmm. to the, I guess it'd be left. Why are you looking at it? I wonder
could you go both ways so you're left is the breath yeah oh you can get that
Oh, that's good.
Oh, no.
And there's still something.
Give me a fight to see if he can.
Hey!
No!
Round up!
I lose another 20.
No.
Oh, there you go.
I think I'm hard.
Oh, wow.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
On spot.
Hey.
That's the Lincoln time?
What the fuck is that?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, actual.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Everything's so animated in this.
I love it.
I love it.
Yeah.
It's really well done.
Yeah.
It's so nice and quiet.
It'll be a little...
Very nice and quiet.
Oh my god, what's going on?
Beautiful game!
What's a beautiful game?
Is it a game of soccer?
I think it is.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Let's go!
Oh my god!
Are there 40 lives?
Oh my god!
Oh no pitch mate!
Come on England!
Oh, dude.
Wait, this is awesome.
It's like Pong, hungry hungry hippos.
All right, I'm ready.
Oh, this is lovely.
All right.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Oh, you're getting your shit kicked out of you.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Why is there so many balls?
The beauty dude.
Nice.
I'm about to go and have you on the water.
Who's me?
Shit.
I thought I'd run it out.
Let's go, guys.
This actually looks so fun.
I think we all have a common enemy here.
No we don't.
Yes we do.
We all know who to team up against, right?
Nope.
Yeah.
No way.
Whoa!
No!
Oh
Three lives already
That's a lot of
Yo
I can handle all those balls man.
I'm so proud of you.
Oh, the soccer training pit off.
Drag me straight to the end of this round.
I suppose it's time to walk in.
She's flying high at the end of that wind.
What do you got, bro?
What's that?
What's the shopping cart item?
I guess we're going to a store.
Okay.
Let's go.
Oh, break run, dude.
Oh, you were so close.
Damn.
Alright.
Okay.
Let's move.
Please, please, lucky.
Okay, all right.
It's a lot of studs.
All studs, all studs now.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Is there any button to press?
No.
No.
No!
No!
No!
Why did it only take 26?
Why did it only take 26?
Is it random?
Is it random?
I think it's random.
The game knows. The game knows who is truly evil and knows.
It takes from him.
It's a motion.
The monkeys are all tired.
They got suckered up.
Oh, it's bedtime.
Yay!
Oh, nice.
You still got enough of the bird.
Oh, God!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
Oh, God!
Again!
I think I got hit by that too.
You did get hit by that.
Oh my god.
It's okay.
Lost a lot of styles today.
Dirt bike dash, dizzy drifting, perfect pillars.
I want dirt bike.
It sounds like a rat.
Yeah.
You're very careful.
Dirt bike dash.
Dirt bike dash.
Dirt bike dash.
Dirt bike dash.
Dirt bike dash.
Dirt bike dash.
Dirt bike dash.
Dirt bike dash.
Dirt bike dash.
Dirt bike dash.
Dirt bike dash.
He's a mash.
He's a mash.
Oh, okay.
Oh, you have to, like, balance it.
Oh, this is...
Oh!
Oh, my God.
It really...
Oh, I see.
Oh, you can't go all...
Okay.
You can't stand it, okay?
All right, I'm ready.
I'm going to die really quick, oh god I'm scared of this game, I'm going to die really
quick, I already know.
Did you ever play the game on the school PC?
No.
It looks like you're the one, wait the holes are different, NOOOOO!
I fucked up, I fucked up, I had this last time I fucked it now.
Oh shit, it ain't the dominating! Jesus is crazy!
Somebody's got to go to the computer lab a lot!
I just learned this!
How's this place so much school? I was never allowed to go to the computer lab.
What the fuck has hit the side of this?
Oh shit!
He's gonna make it to the end!
I'm shooting all this shit up here!
They don't know it!
Dirt bike dash, hop on my rash!
Dirt bike dash!
I see the vision bro!
Yeah, oh I see it!
That's a hit man!
She's giving me gas!
Let me guess.
There's my dash.
Oh shit, we're here to heaven now?
Beautiful.
That's heaven world right there.
Okay man, I need something good.
Gimme that golden brick.
Oh, the shop.
Whopper.
Whopper High Roller.
Um.
What's this, Whopper? I guess.
I wonder if it's Rambo or something.
Oh, it's right ahead.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Nice.
Then
Fuck oh
No
You're gonna get cash
You can just the shotgun, get the golden brick, and then go swipe it.
Or I don't know if you have enough cash.
The gold ray is 50, right?
Yeah, yeah, it's 50.
Oh
Yeah, there's great you're so free shit
Oh, you get to chew
Wow
I'm a power plant!
She didn't say anything good.
I must forget a bit.
I've told you.
Oh, wow. Marcy.
Fancy, Fancy.
Fancy, Fancy.
Yeah, Fancy, Fancy sounds nice.
Yeah.
All right, what's the rap with Fancy, Fancy?
Fancy, Fancy.
Is it like jousting?
Yeah.
Oh
Oh you shoot
Oh my god
Oh you move, you stay in
Oh god the move is hard
Oh god, oh god
This is hard, alright I'm running
I'm just gonna hide you, higher time
This is hard, this is hard
I have three lives
Oh shit!
Yo fancy lancy kinda look hard!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god don't just shout holy shit!
I really had it, I really had it.
Goodness!
Oh my god, what the hell is that?
That's lovely!
Holy shit, that was cinematic.
No, dude.
I need to go first.
Oh, could you get in there?
No!
No way!
No way!
You can't go this way.
You better get this, dude.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
There's a fitting in!
Thank you, thank you, Mindable World!
Let's go!
Yay!
Oh my god!
Oh, the new brick!
Fucking brick, mate!
That's bullshit!
Oh my god, she's...
It's so cool!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
It's so great.
It's very bad to break.
Hey listen Connor, you know what, like, I think like, what?
Wait, what?
What are you swapping with me, mate?
What the fuck? Why?
You say you don't ever do that again, man.
Why? I'm thinking about what is best for me.
I'm confused.
Oh, there's two different okay. Yeah. Oh
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh you put me over there. Okay. I see I see
So you okay, okay, okay, okay. All right. All right. All right
Now some sorry, bro
I'm sorry bro. I'm fucking you. That's what you were doing.
Oh no, I knew that's what you were doing. I knew it. I freaking knew it.
I had 518 players.
Oh, it's icy, icy, icy.
He must have done it again.
Man, that's a good play. That's a good play, Mr. Connor. I respect it.
Thank you.
Let's go, grandma.
Damn, you're gonna China?
I'm going to China.
Grandma's China adventure.
Wow, it's so Chinese here.
Oh my god, only two rounds.
Oh no.
Humble Prime's slide hustle.
Sousa Lord.
Sousa Lord.
Alright, I'll reach you.
Yeah, fuck it.
Sousa Lord it is.
Sousa Lord.
Nice, Sousa Lord.
N-no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think I think I should keep it right here.
Let's go a bottom left, bottom left, bottom left.
Yeah, right there, right there, right there.
Well, how about- Oh God.
I thought I was a different person for the last 10 seconds.
Bro, it's been having me over and over again and-
Oh, it's so hard to see.
Here, here, here.
No no no no no no no no no no no no!
What is that?
Anything, what is that?
Down down down down down!
Oh god, that's going to be blue.
Holy.
No, no!
I'm going to shoot you in the blue.
I can't.
No I think I can't last.
Oh second of last.
Oh s**t.
This is getting tense.
This is getting tense.
This is a great party game, man.
I think I like this better than Mario Party.
Yeah, the game's been really fun so far.
Oh, good.
Okay.
Okay, I can do this. I can do this.
Fucking perfect.
You know, may you say that Golden Brick saw this year's essential fashion accessory.
Golden Brick, oh my god.
No!
It's like this, I'm cool with that.
I'm cool.
So fun.
Oh, the dragon's gonna strike at the end of the turn.
Oh god. Oh dear god.
Here comes the dragon!
Woohoo!
Mr. Dog, what do you have?
I don't know.
Oh, you're going to China!
I have to make a roll kid, man.
Let's roll kid out of here.
Hey.
You want me to...
What are you going for, bro? You do have this.
You should use the power-ups and guarantee it yeah, if you can get the six seven a is probably best right
Roller I mean
There's no way you don't get it now
I didn't think I'd be able to do that! That's so cool!
How does it feel?
Oh, it feels so cool!
I'm not even gonna do that.
How's that take?
Oh, that...
Oh, that's cool.
He's not that sick.
Yeah, love is done.
Break the animal!
Oh!
Oh, 2v2!
Oh, 2v2!
2v2?
Dude!
Where the winners get a golden break?
Golden break?
It is complete!
No way!
What?!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Okay!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Okay, we got this brothers.
We can do this.
We should like,
I'm putting out the fires.
You're driving. Oh god.
I'm gonna drive!
You're driving.
Okay, you're driving.
I'm driving?
Yeah, okay.
Oh, you're on the water.
What do we got to the next fire?
Let's make it somewhere, dude.
You got to drive us probably.
You got to take it somewhere, anywhere.
I'm ready, I'm ready guys, I'm ready.
Go to the fire.
Oh, dear God.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
Maybe he's getting the spot, why, I should've.
Oh, dear God.
I don't know where I'm at.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I'm not aware of the water.
You have to pick up water for it.
You have to pick up water?
Oh, my God.
Underneath us is water levels
Can you see my water ball?
Yeah
Okay, okay, the 500 fills it
Yeah, the 500 fills it up completely
Okay, just remember that okay
You got it
Levels okay, you guys take us you guys
Left nice we need water water
We need water water water
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!
Oh my god!
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm so sorry.
Maybe just stick to the police force.
It's fine.
Okay, okay.
I'm sorry guys.
You did good.
Why are you apologizing?
I don't know when you start yelling I get like...
Deer in headlights, you know?
Oh, I'm sorry I was too insured.
I was too insured.
Oh god.
Oh dear god.
Oh no.
Oh no.
62?
Mouse is cracked. Mouse is driving with knots, bro.
I can drive!
Oh dear god.
Yeah, I should actually drive in...
Compton.
Oh wow, double boom, whoa!
I'm scared, jeez.
Slash round, right?
This is it, this is it.
This is the deciding round.
This decides everything.
Oh
You lose we're cutting your balls off man
We're gonna wear them like a necklace dude. Oh my god
They're going to be fighting over there.
Wait, what?
Wait, what do I do?
We have to land?
We have to fight to land there.
Oh, over here.
Oh, I'm going to go over there.
Oh, oh, oh.
Dude, these controls are crazy.
I'm not.
It's hard.
This is not going to work.
Oh my god, bro.
This is really hard.
We're all going to die.
Oh, it's all the way over there.
You've got to continue now.
I feel like a freaking flea.
Oh god.
Oh.
No.
How the fuck do you- how do you- oh it's kinda like the motor's like- oh.
What?
Get off of me!
You get up on me!
Well you are, you are so piece of work you know that?
Oh...
No...
No mate, I'm serious
Nothing, that's...
No mate!
Oh god, dude.
Oh this is not good.
yes I'm so started out oh he's got a lot of studs I'm studded he's got over
two hundred studs
Jesus
oh oh i get one too
oh no
oh no
oh god
oh dear god
oh my god
okay that is messed up
oh my god
oh my god
i can't wait to figure it out
wait what
golden bricks oh my god oh my god oh my god
with the arrow changes the direction
golden bricks gonna be
I mean come on you got like 300 studs
give me a couple
wait that one right first
oh shit look at me
oh ok
this game is evil
I love this game
game design by she golden bricks okay this game is cool again dude I think I'm
fox here's gonna try it yeah I gotta watch oh my god receive golden ring no
surely not oh dude please dude God save us wait if you get a brick you
mean that's like a Mario party at the end like a this is this is scary yeah
Did we get like bonus bricks?
Like maybe.
I'm out.
You slow all that.
Yeah, my soul.
I can get it, I can get it.
Oh.
See you.
Wait, is that where we're going? We're all going this way?
I guess so.
I was going to China.
the event you can try and get a break if you get the timing right on the
serpent to the left oh yeah if you can get the timing right you get a break very
funny no you do this is the serpent gives you the break I know but I know I
mean I won't do it hey you can't do this a forged chance I just don't know if
I should try to chase after this fucking brick or not do it do it you're
You're born to get this brick.
Shut up Connor.
You're born to get this brick.
What?
You're the cinema if you get this, you win.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop your being mean, stop!
I believe in you!
What a channel.
Oh my god.
That's fucking god.
Fuck you, I'm going to check.
I should have got it.
The mouse, I should have got it, chat.
No, I wouldn't have.
You're trying to trick me.
Oh.
You're going to go break-break.
Oh my god.
You're going to break-break.
Oh my god, you can't break bro.
Oh my god, I was so close.
That was like a hair way.
Okay, uh, him?
Oh no.
You have your shop thing too, I don't know if he could.
That doesn't mean you used the shop last round, right?
Oh, no.
Oh yeah, I can not use two items.
probably not
but i got three stars
three stars
okay
yeah
alright
okay wonderful
okay
studio alright sure
now we're going back
oh is this a hit
Oh
My bike is not I know your bike is not on turn there off. Oh
Shit, please please please don't put me in third or fourth
What is your bonus where the bonuses?
Where are the bonuses? Oh
Oh
Graham Graham
Oh
Oh
No
No, oh
No
I'm scared
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
You did it, boy!
The Brick Champion!
I can't believe it!
Brick God!
You get the Golden Brick trophy!
As one of a kind!
Hey, I'm a man of my word you guys get to pick our punishment something I'll pick something
and comment if you get to pick for me
yeah
i'm asking you to pick whatever you want bro
what? oh no!
that was just to make you tweet something
hahahahahaha
i can't tweet anything in what?
anything?
yeah yeah i can tweet anything
oh god
can be lego related or not
yeah
alright i'm gonna go
yeah be 5 minutes or go pee and get a coffee
and stop calling
okay bruh
oh no
roger roger
we'll run it back
Wait! This is gonna be funny? I don't know! What should we do?
Let me think. Guys, the limit really?
Guys, the limit. Now, so hold back. What?
That's what I deserve for having a dead last place.
It can be LEGO related, brick related.
Yeah, LEGOs, LEGO bricks.
Oh god, LEGO porn.
lol
wood 34 legoes
I do have some tester tweets
you know just to maybe spark some
the mood like lego themed
oh yeah?
like what?
oh yeah what do you got? really?
I'm not gonna go lego porn
lego my dick
lego my dick
next one
I'm so fucking bricked right now
who up trying to build
would like a picture of my lego avatar
okay that's pretty good
Yeah, you should do like I'm so break up and they can share a pic
Okay, I mean that sounds good to me, like this.
Dude, someone said I miss me shoujo.
No!
No!
I had evil!
Let's look at the evil!
Dude, wait this picture is good.
This picture is good.
This is a good pic.
I like that.
I love the artful arrangement of the flowers in the corner.
Oh, fuck.
Wow.
That's like a Lego heated rivalry.
Oh, what about this one? What about this one?
Oh my god!
What the fuck is this?
Jesus! Look at...
Lego Orgy! Lego Orgy!
Lego Orgy!
Who's trying to come to Lego Orgy?
Lego Orgy!
Legorgi
Alright, who's trying to come to Legorgi?
My God!
The name of this file is just a humor Lego porn.
What the fuck is this?
Why is she got her monkey on sped open like that, Jesus Christ!
The holes in the legs are so fucked up, I learned a goosey.
I learned a goosey!
This is from a video.
It's from a video called Inside the World of Lego Ports.
What?
Why is that a thing?
I'm thinking which one do you like the best?
The one with the two lego guys.
Yeah we should use the top one.
Yeah, the top one with the two guys.
Yeah, it was pretty good.
It was pretty good.
Which look goosey?
No.
No.
No.
No.
I'm all freaked up watching heated rivalry.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Maybe we should do that.
I'm all brings up watching Heated Rivalry.
Oh Jesus Christ.
That is fucking diabolical.
I don't know what I'm looking at with these pictures man.
This is insane.
What have you got bro?
I'm holding down.
This is bad.
This is bad.
Wow.
Go!
Woohoo!
I don't know if annoyed is the right word, but I'm like disturbed by how they put like
round testicles and shit on them, it's weird.
It doesn't seem right.
It's like it's not square doesn't seem like your feet. Yeah
I'm sorry.
This was quickly up so fast.
Oh my god.
I'm standing there.
I'm standing there.
Oh my god.
Wow, that is beautiful.
That is a lot.
Oh god.
It's too round.
It's too round.
It's too round!
It's pointing straight up.
It just sounds like a completely normal smile.
Oh my God.
It's so polite and nonchalant about it.
Yeah, it looks like he's very polite.
He's like, look at this.
Stick it up.
Look what I built.
I did that.
He looks like that alien meme where he's like, I threw up.
The way he's just standing there with the fully erect and bulbous balls.
Goddamn.
Why are the balls so engorged?
It's fucking scary.
Why are they so big?
Oh hell nah.
Are they allowed on blue twitch?
What the fuck is blue twitch?
Blue stuff?
Blue stuff?
I'll be right back.
Oh hi.
Oh fansly.
Oh, fangry, fangry.
Please, Potter tables, what the fuck?
Yeah, what is he going to do?
Nothing.
Probably just be like, oh, here we go, it's all this thing.
We're just really just going to come back and just see the turtle.
Oh yeah, we're racing to see all this level form.
Uhhhhhh...
Uhhhhhh...
Uhhhhhh...
Oopsie...
Whoops...
He'll like it, he'll like it.
He'll like it.
Who...
Who uh...
Break the...
Spotting...
Heated rivalry?
Is that the twit?
Yes!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh god
But you can kinda make it look like Connor's saying something cause he like uh the echo makes him light up
Oh it's true
Cause because he forgets, he forgets that he keeps like the mic on and then cause he doesn't wear a headphone
Jesus Christ, those are where headphones are real freak.
Is he getting coffee from the Himalayas?
He's doing a five year hike to get that coffee.
He's going backpacking in the Sumatra region of Indonesia.
What the?
Oh my god, I found a game that I wanted to play with you.
What is it bro?
I want to play it but the reviews are so bad but I'm kinda like, what if like even though
the reviews are bad it's still funny?
I feel like it's probably got some time to do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna pull it.
What is it?
It's called Breaking Bad.
Dude, I saw this game. I saw this.
It looks so bad.
This looks incredible.
This could be a cinematic masterpiece.
Yeah, I'm like, oh my god, the reviews are so bad, but what if, like, it's funny?
Yeah, could be so bad, good.
It looks like borderlands.
It does.
Wait, I'm completely down.
Yeah?
Yeah, it's like schedule one.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
I was like, when you wanna play, bro?
Well, anytime...
Just let me know when you're playing, bro.
Well, literally anytime 21st of June...
Here's my honest review of the 2.5 hours on it.
That's many things I meant for me.
You're right over here!
Way straight there, Mariah!
Thank you!
Thank you, Ashley!
This is complete rubbish.
It's not even 15 minutes in it.
Crash, it's full of bugs.
Thank you, Ashley.
Thank you.
Do not buy, bro.
I loaded and it was just showing really laggy.
It's over with A-Ray, bro.
I didn't even know.
I think this looks like an amazing game.
I didn't even know you knew I was alive.
I load up the game and it's just full of bugs.
Bro, I'm saying like maybe, like what if like the bugs aren't that bad.
Yeah, they could be more of like a feature kind of thing where it just adds to the
atmosphere of the game.
Sorry about that, I'm back.
So we're back.
Hey mate. Hello.
Alright. Alright.
Oh, what then?
Oh, no.
I dropped a fucking clump of my cookie on the ground.
A condom?
Ooh, what kind of cookie you got, bruh?
Little raisins. A little bit of raisins in there.
Ooh.
Oh, oatmeal raisin is pretty slick.
It's oatmeal raisin.
Very good.
Yeah.
I think oatmeal cookies are maybe the best. Is that a crazy take?
No! No raisins!
The best!
Okay, okay, okay, give me a better take.
I feel like, uh...
I like to eat the cookie, but no raisins.
What the fuck are you saying?!
Oh, no raisins?
Thank you for the thank you!
The cookies aren't good.
Thank you! You didn't have to do that!
Oh my god!
Chocolate chip cookies.
You didn't have to do that, thank you.
Yeah, look at the chocolate chip.
You can't really go wrong with it.
Like, shit all three times.
What?
Don't look at the pictures we sent out.
Oh, don't mind all that, don't mind all that, it's uh, uh...
Mouse-saving LEGO orgies, what is this?
Why is there a LEGO attachment? How did that guy make that?
Oh my god, what is that?
It's for the tweets, though!
What is baking, man?
Yeah, it's research for the tweets.
Yeah, it's just, it was researching.
We're just researching for the tweet.
Oh, that's a game that I wanted to play it.
It's the reviews are so bad, but I'm like, what if like, it's fine?
What if like...
I feel like it's still be good.
Yeah, I think it's gonna be so bad, good.
You know what I mean?
Yeah!
Perfect concept.
How could it be bad?
A game that has a breaking bad reference can't possibly be bad.
I thought you'd be really bad. I thought you'd be actually the most dog shit.
But that's probably what makes it so good. I want to change my look.
I mean it would be good because we would just, we would be...
I imagine it would be fun, we'd find a way.
I want to be Jacksepticeye.
What was that?
It could be a Yeti I think.
I'm Jester Maxing? Is it Jester Gooning? What is it called?
Just kidding. Yeah, no
Peno because I'm Latino
Why does anyone else think of the peas in a pod look like oddly like sexual?
Let me take a look. I kind of see
You know me it's just a little sexual. Oh man
You show the people April you're gonna click it gotcha, bro. Oh my that's very much
More a little slump thing away.
Put that little slid away.
What was that?
Zip it up bro.
Let's remake the lobby so you can do controller.
Oh wait I got a controller where I figured it out.
Did you try pairing it in the...
A new controller? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A prompt will come out and you just press X under controller. It's apparent.
Oh my god.
Okay, let me try that.
Aw, who should I be?
Wait, okay, okay, okay.
Oink, oink, oink!
Little P-Time.
Oh, my pig.
The pig is cute. The pig is so cute.
That little smirky smile is so cute.
Yeah, it was friendly.
I'm gonna be an unassuming, unassuming, uh, treat.
That was it!
The glasses are like, band-aid together.
It looks so good on you, man.
Hold on, calibrating...
Okay, I think I got it.
I got what I wanted!
Yeah, let's go! It works!
Yay!
Thank you so much, oh my god.
No problem, bro.
Yes.
You guys take it easy on me, okay?
Did you guys unlock skins as well?
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
Ted Bundy lockings.
I enjoy blurs.
It's my first time, guys.
Are we applying the same punishments to this one?
We could, yeah, we could.
Double or nothing.
Double or nothing.
Double or nothing.
You still gotta think of a PFP for me, bro.
bro whatever you got bro whatever you got the thing is is that my immediate thing
I was like that's too much man come on
I'm full you know what you guys think theme parks zone or try a different one yeah
let's do a different one stone can be cool pirate themes they're all cool to
me honestly the winner can pick mousy pick you'd be average of your own
oh you think the team part team part in part cool
why is it such a weird amount did you feel like that was fast or slow last
game
it's okay I'll do the recommended then Mary party always feels too long
Well, that's because they're telling us to 500 years and people start like where I'm on the board
Or should I go to trigger this sequence and it lasts like five years. It's actually a joke
I don't know who you're playing Mario Party with but you
I'm the competitive Mario Party
Wait, so what's the picture? I remember the girls crashing out would we'd have to dedicate ten minutes to turn to it
Now we're pros
I don't even know what you got a still bad game in this shit.
Nah, they've been all good.
Yeah.
I'm cool with any of these.
Turning heads, okay.
Oh my god, it feels so much better on patrolling.
Yeah, it does. It's so much easier.
Jesus.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, it's memory.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I need dog shit at this.
Actually you can see what other people pick too. Oh, that's cool.
Oh my god, how do I even pay attention to all this stuff?
Yeah, I think it's just like lock.
Okay, I'll have some.
Oh wow.
They're locking.
Okay, this is cool.
Yeah, this is pretty cool in the game.
This is kind of hard though.
I don't think I have enough room in my brain to remember all these faces.
cool
what the fuck is the last one? oh fuck that
ok
ok
oh shit
here's some ready
alright
alright this one's good this one's good
this one's good
yeah
still our faces
with our own heads
What the fuck is- who got one already?
Oh god!
Don't worry about that
What are these heads bro?
Fuck dude!
Um...
Dammit bro!
Who are these people?
Damn it bro!
Who are these people?
Oh my god.
This is so hard.
Damn it!
I
Was stressful oh
Damn it fuck
I don't think I got a single one
What the fuck damn?
Yo, hey, man, that's matching good. That's not your bra. That's not y'all see y'all side
I forgot it was the color green, I thought it was blue for the entire game
Yeah dude, welcome to my world man
Mr. Dollard
Run!
Pretty good though
Oh great another woke power up for the collection
Fuck my
Woke man. Oh hell no
Taking brick handouts
I'm getting it
Yeah, you're lazy, dude
God damn
What are you brothers lads?
Aw shit
Micro game, nice
Micro Lego guys cut the ball
Who got a micro penis?
Say yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Nice.
Nice.
Alright, let's see how we got here.
Three studs face.
Three studs face.
Come on, little pig!
Oh yeah, you gonna go on?
The hand out!
The hand out section, huh?
I'll take what I can get.
Our roller. Damn.
Our roller.
What the fuck oh you always like get it from you
Oh, it's a bull guy. I'm I'm the golden plug. Hey, get back here
Stay away stay away
Why do we fucking explode when we touch each other?
Help!
Help!
Help!
Dude!
What's happening?
I'm just asking!
Something about a slug like imminent smushing.
Help!
Help me!
Help me!
Help!
Just a little bit of resignation.
Jesus Christ!
Help me!
Who got it?
Who got it?
Not me!
Not me!
Not me!
Not me!
Not me!
Not me!
Not me!
Not me!
Not me!
Who got it? Who got it?
Not me! Oh fuck it!
Give me that, give me that, I'm gonna need that!
I still just chased him!
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck
They have a fuck away from me
Oh shit, oh shit
You guys are all fucking slugs
Oh shit, oh shit, he's got a juke on the hand
I'm a bloody slug
You guys are fucking slug people, look at me
Put him off, put him off
I don't know where the fuck I am!
What the fuck are you saying?
I'm a fire citizen!
I'm gonna break your...
You're gonna break my ankle!
I'm gonna shoot you!
I'm gonna kill you!
Stop!
I'm gonna fall out of here!
Get back here you motherfucker!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
Get back here!
You're the best life!
What should we do what should we do last place has to make a wrap using all of the mini game names
What? No!
How are we going to remember that?
I'm going to lose that, bro.
I'm going to be incredibly...
Okay, no, no, never mind.
Nice, okay.
That's cool. That was a little fair game.
Oh, another gift.
Oh, another...
Look at that. A woke handout from the...
Like...
I didn't vote for this, man.
This is bullshit.
I love the plan, I don't wanna play with him
Just giving everything away to these guys
I love the slug
Jesus man
Loose does
What is that space?
Ok
Now I'm the Pinah so
I believe it
45
Oh, I can do this too.
I actually don't get it.
Can we only go 25, yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Oh, it's a weak little porker. What the fuck?
Whoa!
Oh dear, I carved it up.
I carved it up.
I was a snowboard engineer.
What the fuck?
I saw that.
This was a high-fuckin' chaos.
Chaos.
It looks old. Bam!
Whoa!
Bam!
Yeah, I did that.
I like rerouted. What are they? Is it left?
Yeah, I got it. I'm the host.
I guess it's the snowboarding stuff. Oh god, it's fucked.
Dude, I'm doing terrible.
Oh wait, I'm... I'm doing everything. What the fuck is going on?
Jarvin' up, brah.
Yeah, brah. Hang here, brah.
This is long. Longer than the fucking...
Oh, my thumb is getting sweaty. Help!
Ohhhh, I gotta cram.
Okay, I'm watching Able to go on a heavy tree.
No, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
Ow!
Damn, I gotta wipe my head off.
I'm getting trees.
That's fucking trees.
I'm getting trees.
What trees?
Panoramic.
Trees?
I like, I like representing my town.
I was, I don't know how I was liking that.
Come on, thank you.
Alright, let's go.
Can you put your thumb, your pointer, and your ring finger side by side?
Your thumb and your ring finger?
Your thumb, your pointer, and your ring finger, like, all side by side.
Uh, yes.
Yes.
I think so.
Like touch them all?
Yeah like touch the Italian hands?
What?
You know like the Italian hand gesture?
Like oh my my man
You know how like you and you
That is a tough call dude
That's tough dude
Yeah I was thinking about it
Penguin dude
I
Know no no not like touch them all up
Like you know how like when you when you ball your face to make a fire
Okay
What's this
I still don't like that.
Woah.
Listen to me, listen to me.
OHHHHH!
There's his hands on it!
His hand is in the 25!
Give me that!
We need VAR on that.
What do we do?
Oh.
No way.
What the fuck?
Penguin pink!
We need golden brick spot!
How do you look too already?
That's not...
That's fucked up.
That's a red card.
I like the one with the flag on it.
Oh my god.
A fucking six blood too.
That was cool.
What?
Dude, that was the greatest role in LEGO party history.
That was a fucking phenomenal.
Here I go.
Characters sucks.
I'm gonna get a rash from just getting on this.
Jesus Christ.
I'm like anti-stud.
This sucks.
Oh, it's going to get a little bit of a thing.
Pretty good roll, that's pretty good roll.
Oh.
Oh.
Three long.
I see.
Oh
We
What do you pull the map out for what just one double check
Typical man doesn't want to look at the map
Fucking billboard this place
I have one penguin park!
Oh shit!
It was the mayor of penguin park!
Oh no!
Brick spot!
Oh no!
Brick spot!
Oh no!
Oh bro!
I have 5 more!
Brick list dude!
No!
That sucks man!
Damn!
Run for a feisty...
I should have taken forever but...
Oh, I'm so sleepy.
Why does it feel like a tree like that?
Clowns in fears.
Ooh.
Okay, he's gonna eat things. Okay.
Okay.
Okay, so you just got to start actually all of them.
Oh, wow, it controls the knowledge that they're gonna get.
I don't even understand these controls.
Yeah, this is weird.
You turn.
Oh, you have to hit a piece to turn.
Yeah, anything you touch turns you.
Oh my god.
Oh, okay.
We're going to hit another flame, you turn.
Let's go south.
Okay, let's go.
Oh my god, you don't let fucking fall right there
Oh god
Please, please
I feel like I'm trying to run away from a killer and I can't.
Fuck!
I don't know man.
What the hell is happening?
No way.
You saved this.
I feel like I did so good in that one.
I know.
How good?
I'm sure.
I feel like I did so good in that one!
I know!
I was in first!
Yeah!
I was in last!
Oh my god!
Oh Sponus!
Pretty!
He's hungry man!
He's hungry man!
Just a maxing!
We have to kill the clown!
Clown.
Trunk.
Wow, what's wrong?
Guy's just a motha-
No, motha-
No, motha-
No, motha-
No, motha-
No, motha-
No, motha-
No, motha-
No, motha-
No, motha-
Damn it!
No!
No!
What the fuck?
May.
May.
May.
Say some bricks for the rest of us.
Guys, don't want to listen to me.
You're one of a bitch.
That's tough.
What the bricks?
What about me holding that knife, Ethan?
Oh, wait.
I got beat up.
Oh, this is about to look delicious.
Oh, another woke government hand out, ok.
Oh mate shut the fuck up you got three bricks
Yeah, three free bricks
Look at a gift horse in the mouth
Commutism
You got communism man
Jesus dude, this is just ain't fair
Where are we going here? Where the fuck are we going over there?
Do you really think the price of gold is going up?
The needles are saying one of the nails.
Beat the needles.
Okay, how does this fall off?
Okay, that's fine.
The shape drawn by the snail.
Wait dude, how does this work?
You just...
Oh, you feel like that's possible?
Okay.
Doing like a straight line.
What the fuck?
Okay.
You're just going? Like, how does this...
I don't know. Maybe it will be longer.
Oh, I see. Oh my god, this thing.
Oh, that's fun.
Oh, mate.
That is quite nice.
Alright.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, you have to be accurate.
Yeah.
Oh, I was not very accurate.
I'm not very accurate.
I'm not very accurate.
Copy that snail trail.
Oh, see, I'll be accurate.
So you got it.
It's locked!
Nooo! I don't know!
I thought I did way better than that.
Oh my god.
How many was I thinking?
Oh, that's hot.
Oh.
Fuck, I definitely didn't get this right.
Fuck.
Oh, this one is fuuuuck.
That's tough.
Miss some fucking...
Do I got extra parts for doing this?
Final note!
That 41's not bad.
Yeah!
Six seven...
Ah, fuck me.
Oh, six seven...
What?!
I swear, there's gotta be lag or something, it's gotta be lag!
I swear!
What the hell, mate?
No, I swear I did way better than that.
I feel like I'm taking us to Brighty's house right now. I'm not doing that.
Ah.
Fuck.
What the fuck?
Okay, that pushed me off.
Did you see that? Did you chat? You saw that. You saw that, bro. You saw that shit.
I got pushed off.
Dude, it pushed me off, man.
Yeah, it pushed me off, too.
It was a hell.
Why'd it do that?
No, my score's bad. It pushed me off, dude.
Yeah.
But what are you, nine?
You guys can keep going afterwards.
Dude.
Oh, to get more?
Fuck.
Yeah, it's a lot of stuff.
What?
I thought you had to keep those accurate as possible.
At both feet, it should be accurate.
Your patterns were like when you give the spider LSD.
This is the spider. When you give it caffeine, this is the spider.
Oh God.
The spider when you give it a bunch of beer and glue
Dude he has three golden bricks
We gotta do something with this guy
Oh you lost your item.
What?
What?
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Cool.
Cool.
So you gave him the worst item.
Oh.
Hey.
Oh.
Oh, OK.
Sure.
Oh, nice.
OK.
20 now.
What?
OK.
Here we go.
Oh my god.
He's tripling.
What?
What?
Oh my god!
What do you mean?
You'll find a sprig, please, uh!
Thank you!
Oh no, so you can do the next thing, cock!
When will I touch a sprig?
Our time will come!
Well, I'm not with them.
What the fuck?
How are you used bullets?
Oh, there's one right there!
No, I'm not gonna be able to afford it, though.
Oh my god dude, these are both cool. Which one should I do?
What do you guys want to see?
I mean, I'm always down wrong with the house.
The house star.
That's cute.
Yeah.
Can't go wrong with Haunted House.
Yeah, that's a classic.
I'm not gonna handle the extreme though.
I'm not gonna handle the extreme though.
Way too extreme, way too extreme.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my gosh!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Ohhhh
I'm gonna go this way
Come on mate, come on
Give me that shit
You gonna have a break?
We golden break
We golden break
You're crazy
Wow dude, building the
extra place on this one is so worth it
What the hell
See I can get to you
Oh you get that
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Why are you gonna go to the shop?
Take his clothes to the shop!
Ooh, uh, I guess we'll take the...
Well, someone knows a bargain when they see it.
We'll make everything a bargain.
I try, man. I'm trying.
Oh my god.
This is a generational turn.
Oh my god.
That was huge
That was huge
Oh, you're right there. Oh, dude, that is so unlucky
How many oh
I mean, ugh.
Uhhh.
Could be worth.
Three stars.
Three stars.
Um, just gonna use my plus five.
Ooh, dude.
That's cute.
That's cute.
Oh my God, you can get it.
I'm gonna get it.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
Nice.
Oh my God.
She's broke!
She's broke!
I'm broke up!
Dad!
She's not sweating down there.
You'll get your disease right?
There's still time, there's still time.
Yes!
You'll get yours bro.
Maybe.
Dude.
I'm going this way.
Oh no!
The shop!
Um, I guess we'll play some wheel.
What, is that a wheel? Is that a gambling wheel?
No.
Look at that. Land on that.
Oh, there's a wheel.
Well, if you go back past it, you get to gambling.
Oh, lucky turn.
There's so many lucky spaces in this game.
Oh, my goodness.
Nice.
Okay, okay.
Big roll, man.
Yeah, he rolled.
That was a big turn.
Well, what a halfway.
I feel like these games are too fast.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, something like this.
It's a big estimate.
Aim to please.
Please.
I don't think that's easy.
I don't know, that looks kind of fun.
Shocking.
Oh, dude.
Oh, shit.
Oh, cool.
Boozali.
Okay.
Oh, damn. Okay.
Oh god, those points win.
You have one turn.
Oh shit, that's... oh damn.
You want to collect them?
Oh yeah, you didn't get that, okay.
Then you can get the 2x, okay, if you get the bullseye.
That looks like going to cereal.
Whoa, this is sick.
How's it going to roll, bro?
Nice.
Alright.
It's pretty straightforward.
Pretty straightforward.
I'm going.
OK.
Oh, jeez.
It controls how you'd expect.
It's pretty...
Oh.
I'm going to break out their lives.
They're like tank and wall, they're like...
No, no, that's like normal.
Oh, OK, OK.
It's pretty easy to land on the two as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Watch me not, my little two.
Oh, god.
Yeah, now that they said that.
Oh, you didn't mean the low IQ to miss the 2X.
Alright.
That could be a droolin' flippin' idiot.
Oh, is she goin' for the... the Rickie Mica...
Oh my god.
Oh shit!
She's crazy.
Yes!
You did that last second, you know it's a test.
Idiot.
Alright.
Dude, it might be better to get...
No!
...cause I think I only got 29 when I got the 2X.
What?
It might be worth it to get the...
Oh, it depends on how many you collect right actually.
Yeah.
If you get more than 15.
Wait, you shouldn't tell me that. I wouldn't...
I'm done.
Alright, let's see what happens.
They're kind of the same.
I might be good at getting 50 depends on how many you have.
What the...
Why is it all different?
I don't know what to do for that, needle the intel
ok let's watch this guy carefully
oh no there's a bomb right there
14
what are you going for? oh he's going for the 40s
oh that's what he's good
I was not a good mom, no voice.
Yeah, they even made that move in my phone camera.
Yeah, why'd they make the test so good they're easy?
Yeah, they freaking debated it on the spot.
Are you, are you fucking with me?
Oh my god, how do you avoid that?
Fuck it.
Oh god.
I thought you had it.
I thought I had it too!
Oh my god!
It's hard right?
Hey!
Oh nice!
This is quite peculiar.
Thing is, I needed those studs so bad. This is actually, I'm really upset.
No! She almost got the time too!
I think we're for the half though.
Alright!
Alright little piggy, let's go!
There's a plus 50 in there.
Wait, wow.
Like in the middle.
Yeah.
The two of the.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god.
It's so hard to land on.
That's gonna do it right now.
Is she going for it?
She's going for it.
Oh.
Wait.
I thought it was a load.
I thought it was a load.
I'm sorry.
Dude, that's how I felt too, bro.
Yeah, it was a load.
There's simply business, man.
There's something happening, bro.
I feel like there's a lot of load.
Oh, there's something going on, dude.
I swear to God, I'm on time, too.
Oh, I need it.
Oh my God, I need more, I need more.
I don't know, he's cheating.
Cheat.
Oh, I can flip the panel.
That's good one.
Why are you on him?
Um, um, I mean, I feel like I'm okay, I guess, I don't know.
I can't think that one, it's my favorite too!
It's like I'm stroll through the park.
Uh oh.
Oh, my god.
No.
Four Bricks.
No, this is just way too long.
Stay away from the standings.
Stay on the standings again.
I think we just need to kill him.
Just kill me.
Off with his head.
Four Bricks.
I think we need to bring back Marshall Wall.
Marshall Wall?
Where am I?
But I'll just solo aim up in the map and just go somewhere.
You can't get anything that's ever-goreful.
Get off my back!
Finally!
Ricky!
You might too!
Yo, finally!
I very own swear!
We all have a quick!
Finally, we're all quicked up!
Yay!
I think you can get that sandball, man.
There you can.
Dude, yeah, you might be able to get this, bro.
Oh, dear!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh my god. That's just the sound of someone getting brick the fuck out of me.
Holy shit.
Holy madflash, bud.
No, no, it's so close to me. I need more, I need more studs.
Hold my break.
This level just gives you so much heat.
Yeah, yeah.
This one's crazy.
Fuck, dude.
I'm like right next to it. I want to just get a one.
Fuck that dude.
Ah, fudge.
Aw, fudge.
Aw, mate.
Oh, that hurts.
Yeah, he was also living here in World of Warp, boy.
I'm not giving up hope.
Oh, no!
No more!
No, it's okay, we're all gonna make it, bro.
Wait, there's another brick at the end of the haunted house again?
There's a free brick there.
Ooh, an event!
Ooh, the real stuff.
I got
Okay. Oh, oh it keeps going again. Ah, yikes
Okay
I need studs I have to win this I have to win this
Oh yeah, uh, lose more, win more, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're kind of close
this game now.
Okay.
Oh god, I got this.
Oh god, I got this.
Remember the Lego party 2 list?
Oh, galactic dolls?
Yeah, I was trying to find that one.
Quick break sounds good too though.
Quick break does sound good.
Okay.
All the games are fun.
Yeah.
I like how quickly you're in the game as well, just like instant.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, this is good.
What is this?
Oh, it's these controls.
Oh.
The second I saw the rockets my heart.
Oh, see if you do the last one and tell me what it is.
So do you want it in here?
Come on in!
Yeah, I like that.
Any of them holds to the bottom, but you should be the last one to touch it.
Oh, okay, okay.
Dude, this is hostile.
Oh, yeah, because you changed its color.
This is so hard.
Oh, my goodness gracious, mate.
Damn.
Oh, damn.
Damn, right.
Yes.
That's right.
I'm already on my-
I don't know about this one.
You know what?
I'm not crying.
Oh, freaking fart.
Oh
The goal man she's given the goal
This is bullshit this game is over I am
Please
I don't know
Gently nudge it
Oh nice shot nice shot
Oh
That was hot
Yeah, I saw muscle do anything getting to go I hate this
It's like the tortoise in the hair!
Do I go 2x or 8?
1, 2, 3, 4.
OK OK OK.
We go...8.
Ooh, nothing 8.
You call me wrong for this all.
Come on mate, come on, come on.
Get me off the fucking brick.
Come on mate, come on!
Get me off the brick!
Get me off the brick!
It's bricks!
Come on, come on, give me that fucking bricks!
Come on, give me these bricks!
What the hell, the bricks are not...
There are not some of the...
Bricks!
Jesus, we got one, two, three, four!
This is, it's just the bricks circle.
Is there...
Yeah, at the top.
More free bricks?
Yeah, at the top.
Oh yeah, there are if you go all the way up there.
That's 20, okay.
I mean, that's kind of worth it, right?
Yeah, I mean, I'm going for that
because I haven't given enough money to give him the brick.
Yeah.
I'm just going to, that one gives,
makes everyone's items and gives you items, that one.
Oh, okay, okay, fuck, that one's not worth it.
Fuck.
Okay, okay, that's cool, that's cool.
um no i'll just go this way let's get another f***ing new power up
lucky yeah okay that one seems really OP so she can cost five
yeah what are you analyzing the meta the brick meta brick
you power up what do you got bro i'm gonna end it yeah yeah it makes me roll
Oh, yeah, you could highroll to one of the free ones.
Oh, wait, no.
Yeah, it's very large.
Oh, oh, I mean, there's no point.
You at least steal everyone's items and get an item.
Yeah.
Oh, you can also get stars by being the wheel.
Oh.
Low roll
Oh nice
Oh god
Oh
Is there a 3v3 Brick back there?
Oh yeah
Oh no
Oh no
Oh yeah
What the fuck
I've never seen anyone give 5 Bricks
This is
You don't know how many Bricks I can handle
I'm made
I'm just spawned at right now
I'm using the X-Pose, but a lot of time I can stream each other this
Oh my god
You're gonna get a key to keep me from this.
Somebody stop him!
Somebody stop him!
I see what's going on.
All right, now that's really picking me off.
Um...
Rick, man, I mean, no, I don't mind.
I can't afford one though.
I should have some new stock fighting.
Oh god he's got enough for a brick.
This guy is going to get a lot of hits.
Try outing the children's game.
Dude you can do it with your high roll.
I might be able to do it.
definitely huge oh
You're gonna land on the bad space I think
Upon a gets free studs
I feel like the average happiness in the world increases that
Would you say that you have communism?
My special interest is redistributing the world
Rebellion is not China's
The world sounds so funny
Find escapers
And there's 80 first
This one seems like it's going to piss us off
Find 5 correct pieces first
I did not mean to pick that one up
I don't understand
I like this game, this one actually sounds fun
What is the correct beer?
Do I know what the correct beer is?
It keeps changing as well, it keeps changing.
Oh, it shows it in the corner.
What?
I thought it was that one.
Oh, okay.
Whoever gets it first, it then changes.
Oh.
Fuck you, fuck you.
What?
It keeps changing, you're slow.
Oh.
Okay, I'm ready. This is awful.
What the fuck?
I'll kill myself
Hey....
Oh dude. There's so many more for you to steal
What the fuck?
Where's this one?
Umm...
What the fuck is this?
It has to be orange?
Yeah.
Pawsawd
You piece of shit. Give me that.
ARGH!
Oh, that one?
No!
No! How is it not that one?
Huh?
It was- I- I fucking picked that one up!
No!
No!
Fucking purple donut?
Uh...
No!
No!
No! I picked that! What is this?
No
Give me that you fucking
Where the fuck is that thing?
Wait, how's that wrong? I don't understand. I just don't get it
I just didn't even understand it, I don't know.
What the fuck?
I don't want to take that one ever again.
That one sucked ass.
I hate getting my pee taken.
It's too much.
It fucking hurts.
You're like a right bear, dude.
We got a lot to get taken off by some other shit.
I was actually trying to watch you shoot at me like a real time.
I hurt my own ass.
You do all this like calculation to figure out what piece it is.
It's your piece.
Somebody's already grabbing it.
Oh dude.
That's my piece.
Aw.
Okay.
Oh what the-
Not bad.
Not bad?
Not bad.
brick time what is this guy up to it's break time no studs is this guy
he's still got enough for another break I'm gonna get another break
Oh my secret. Oh
Hell no
Lucky for you lucky for you guys
This guy's insane
Okay, I'm a rational son, but two away. I think I'll just use a power up just in case
Nothing odd about that
You're about to be a synthesizer if you're listening to that.
Oh, you got it.
I'm quite a zombie.
Oh shit.
oh yeah oh oh Jesus Christ um i don't have enough
oh dude you could get it next turn if you just get yeah that's a good play
yeah thank you sir so if you go off oh okay i won't play the game
Game time!
What if I go up? What happens if I go up?
You can take all the items if you want.
Oh, that's awesome.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No, that can't be!
That has to be a mistake.
There's a cliff.
Oh, that is...
It was a lag. It was lag.
What kind of lag is this, man?
Oh my god that was beautiful
That was impressive
That was impressive
That was impressive
I think that's how long it took
I think that's how long it took
I think that's how long it took
Did we put in the universe a lot of combination man?
Jesus
The factory reset
Factory reset this man
It looked like a round air test
Holy fuck
I know it's a bomb
I don't know what's up on there when they see it.
I've never seen that in all my years playing Lego Party.
That is the first time I've seen that shit.
Still man, hopefully the last one.
Reckon Brawl sounds kinda sick.
Reckon Brawl does like punk.
Reckon Brawl.
and this can act like a controller
oh you gotta make your balls big
oh this is like that one mario party game
oh yeah
oh god
my ball is huge
i'm gonna have the balls
i'm gonna join you
what the fuck
oh ok that's cool
i'm gonna have the balls
i'm gonna have the balls
give my balls
super big
oh they're gonna fall
oh my god this thing is so big
Yeah, I think I'm ready.
OK.
Oh, this goes hard.
This goes hard.
Yeah.
Let's get more salt.
Let's get more salt.
Big balls.
Oh, that's a good play.
I like any of the games that have, like, legomechanics.
Stop hitting me.
Those are the best.
Oh.
Hey, some young people ask for me.
Go with my balls.
Get away.
Oh, Jesus.
Sorry to tell you what you're letting.
Yeah.
There's no, like, shadow on the ground.
There's nothing in the balls.
Balls so fucking big.
Balls, my balls are huge.
Yeah, that clown's got some massive balls.
Oh, my God.
Big balls are huge.
Oh, my God.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Ah!
No!
I was in people, I was minding my own business
I was like a boss, I just can't be nice to Mrs. Army anymore
I can't be nice
I don't mind conversation, I can't get off
I was just bad tunneled, I didn't realize that the predicament that I was in
Yes
Oh God, I was so happy crying
Oh, the banana boats? They're mobilizing?
Oh?
Oh, is that what that will steal shit from you?
Ohhhh
Wait, but the fucking star musta...
The banana monster...
Oh, please don't do it.
Oh.
Okay, but...
Wait, wait, what?
I think you pick which pads get...
flip?
Hmm.
Oh
What the fuck are you doing, man?
What are you doing dude?
Okay, that is crazy dude
Freaking sick
Pharmaceutical I thought you are supposed to make us last as a jester
Bro, you're just making me frown.
You're making us all cry, man.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I found a secret.
Oh, another one.
Dang, I guess that's a good amount of power.
Okay, well...
Oh.
Dude, you won away.
As long as I get more than one, I'm gonna win.
Bro is greed-maxing, isn't he?
You'll get it now, so you have power ups.
There's one more gold brick.
I can't believe it.
Let's go.
I'm actually doing it.
I'm playing the game.
He's doing it.
It's so cool.
Oh, the boats moved too.
Out of my game.
Only a few seconds.
Ah.
Oh.
His life's of zero stunts.
Oh, no.
I'll use a slow roller.
Hmm.
Nice.
What if I would have hated it?
It would have been one.
Ah.
I mean, that'd be bad.
That would look bad, too, if the fans.
you should consider my easy brick
they also fuck i wanted to buy a nice mofie
oh nice brick bro
easy brick right there
nooo yes it's the same brickage
so break up
i'm gonna buy an item earlier now
oh no it moved it right in front of the
the clown guy
he's got a hundred and twenty in my name
What the fuck, that is horrible.
You're the clown guy that's gonna get it.
Oh my god.
That is horrifying.
RIP.
Oh god.
Who's got six bricks in his pocket?
Oh god.
I got seven.
Don't play.
Wait.
My controller stopped working.
What the fuck?
What do I do?
Oh yeah.
Oh.
Try clicking on the game.
And then like, oh, pressing it.
Am I to reconnect?
Oh dude, you're right.
Yeah, you got this, bro.
Wait, I'm five away?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
One. Oh my god, you're so close.
Fucking girl, that's fucking me.
Oh, shit!
Your piece of shit.
I'm gonna get this, I'm gonna get this.
Entry to my park.
Maybe three.
But my goal can fix or not.
Nice.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, my.
My neck.
For all the good brick, this board is just a bit of a break.
Oh, it's just a bit of a break.
I flipped this weekend for you, Brick.
Oh.
Yeah, I wanted to get the free brick.
Oh, yeah?
I really wanted the free brick.
I want to get a free board.
Damn.
What's wrong with this?
I want to free my brick.
Okay, okay.
Round 10, guys, two more rounds.
Wow, these games are so fast.
Yeah.
Definitely feels faster than Mario.
Why does the old V sound get written on every side of the track?
Yeah.
These both sound good, fuck.
Interesting old V.
Oh.
Oh
What are we what's the goal you hold a to shoot out a grapple and you like can tame it
Oh, okay. It was like don't ask around
If you like point to the left it'll shoot to the left, you see.
It's a little bit jank, but whatever.
I feel like this is going to be a bit of a locked game.
Yeah.
Okay, alright alright.
Alright, let's see how it goes.
Oh my god.
It's different.
What the hell is that?
You're always doing this to us, bro.
I lost track of where I am.
I don't know how I'm going right now.
This is a bit odd.
Okay, I lost track of myself.
Okay, where is the red?
I'm yellow, but I'm shooting red.
I'm yellow, okay?
I thought it was doing so good.
I thought I did shit.
I did so good.
I thought I did shit.
I did so good.
I need some clay!
Oh man!
Oh goodness gracious!
Only 10 studs!
Let's be back!
Oh the path flip!
This guy's crazy!
Oh you're crazy!
I don't know I'm just...
I try to get rid of it, it seems kinda useless, not gonna lie!
Ah, this is falling, like, dragging me down.
Oh, I'm bottomed.
Where's the boat?
Hold on to the boat.
Oh.
I missed the boat.
I guess it switches every turn.
So is the boat, like, stealing?
Is that what it is?
It looks like a thief.
I'll find out.
I'll find out.
Fuck it.
Thief, yeah.
Oh, hell yeah.
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh my god!
You're gonna fucking break your race for anything!
No! No! No! No!
No! No!
I'm gonna fuck up!
No!
Oh my goodness man!
What the fuck is this?
It comes from your boys!
Dude!
I'm so evil!
What the fuck?
I thought so.
Oh mate!
Jesus, I'm looking for a new business.
Oh, dude, that hurts.
You have seven bricks!
Oh, fuck!
No one's in it. I've never seen that.
That is just unnecessary, bro.
Oh.
Oh, God.
That is cruel.
I have more moneys. I can steal another.
Dude, we gotta kill this guy.
You gotta kill this guy!
What is that? I got the kill on that!
Do you stop on that? Like automatically?
No, uh, no, no, you keep going.
No, you keep going.
Alright.
No, you stop on it.
Yeah, you can use it, you don't have to.
Sorry, your turn will continue, but you will stop on it as well.
Oh, hi, I love you, oh, hi.
But to steal a brick you need 75, but you can steal studs free.
It just left his fucked.
Yeah, this left his crazy.
Where's the nearest free brick?
Uh, haunted house or the ice club.
uh-huh
I think you can steal studs yeah
yeah
And who has the most I mean who has the most studs here like yeah, oh the answer is
The smartest person to steal from
My wife, my wife, my wife, my wife!
Take him down on the mountain!
Go my boys! Go my boys!
Go my young boys!
Ah!
Oh, I won!
Oh, I won!
Imagine the smell.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Take him down on the mountain!
Oh, hey!
Oh, hey.
Miss Piggy, it's your turn.
Monkey Team 6.
Uh, so I can just go up to the ice place, I guess.
You can go to the haunted house. You can go to the haunted house as well.
But the haunted house is so far away, isn't it?
No, the ice is other way from you, cause you gotta go all the way around.
Yeah.
Oh my god, you're right.
So you're 18 away from the freeway.
You're too exing to get your A.
Yeah, yeah, that one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, yes.
Uh, go into the haunted house.
Yeah, I think it's through there.
So, this way?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I need to get a power up.
No directions at all.
Oh, nice!
Ooh, that could be...
Look at him, look at him!
Nice! Dude, you can definitely get one.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna hold this.
Okay! Here we go!
Seven away, no studs.
16 away.
Oh boy.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Let's not get it, right?
I don't know if it's enough.
Oh, 12. She has 16.
Ah.
Oh, he bent.
Ooh, what's this?
Okay, I'll take that. I'll take that.
That's nice.
Wait, that's such a go-to area to go then,
because you get the stall, I need to go down to 15.
Ooh.
Well, what are these events?
Should we fall down?
No.
Help me, help me, help me!
No!
No!
What's that?
Oh, I guess I have to get all the way up there.
Ah, no.
All around the living, all around the living.
Second to last game, guys.
Oh, what should we do?
The Bumble, the Joggle Training, the Results, and the Pillars.
I've really enjoyed the mini games yeah yeah yeah oh yes okay what the way that's
So fast.
I don't even see my flying in.
Oh, you just try to get as many as possible.
Yeah.
I don't know if there's a lot of nothing there.
Ian, I can't tell where I'm going.
Yeah, I see you.
OK, OK, I see you, I see you.
That was tough.
Wait, that's so hard.
Oh, OK, OK.
You have four swords.
OK.
OK.
We're short forward.
We're short forward, too.
All this destruction.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
All those times, too.
I need that plus three.
Oh, you can't only call it a day, so I'll scrimmage too.
Oh.
Fuck, I missed.
The time's 3 now.
Oh, divided by 2.
Oh, I divided by 2 twice!
No!
Oh, no!
I'm not even sure twice!
NO!
OH NO!
NOOOO!
NO!
NO!
Dive in zero!
Oh no!
Oh god!
I swear, what is for a drop only?
I don't have any points for you!
I'm not even sure!
I'm not even sure!
I'm not even sure!
I'm not even sure!
Oh!
Hahaha!
I'm not even sure!
I'm not even sure!
I'm not even sure!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Oh my god!
Sasuga!
You!
You got more than all of us combined into one!
That's crazy!
No!
In the fuck!
Holy NERD!
NEO 3, man.
You can change your life.
Got those cat-like reflexes.
Damn.
Damn, that saved you because I was gonna reverse the path as well.
Oh, dude.
And see, that would have pissed me the fuck off, man.
I wish, dude.
Now, you'll roll a 1 out here. You'll fuck it up.
I don't even know what that means, man.
I
Don't make it made it. Let's go. Let's go
Look at your brick back
So you're sure breaking Joyce. I used to have I used to have an extra brick
What happened?
I wonder what the rest of the game is doing.
Okay, okay.
Damn, okay.
An okay 8.
That could be huge for me.
Hello there.
Hello there mate.
Oh, so you can win though.
The first is that.
Oh, there you may.
Oh thank god.
Oh you can get a brick or steel studs I guess.
Steel studs.
I'm just fighting them.
All right!
Is there any help?
A chain move!
Oh no!
The monkeys are mobilizing!
What are they doing to me dude?
The monkeys are mobilizing!
The monkeys are mobilizing!
What are they doing to me, dude?
Stop, stop!
They're touching you!
Stop!
Monkey tickles!
Aww, little squeaky monkey tickles!
Oh no!
Who's in my lucky eight?
Nice
Oh, you're too away from it. So in the last turn you should get it. Yeah. Yeah
They're gonna get you break
Like a child like crazy, I'm sorry when I play games I play away
You're in a friggin' way.
Uh...
Oh...
I mean...
Uh, you can pretty get a free brick next to it if you wanted to.
I'd call it?
Because you have the plus five?
That's true.
But actually, I don't know, though.
I don't know the worth.
I just don't know.
Oh, if you're one away, dude.
Yeah, I'm one away.
Yeah, I mean...
I see you get it next turn. Yeah, you definitely got to get it next turn.
Fucking gesture, take a second.
I don't know.
You have a plus five?
I do.
Yeah, so you can guarantee getting it next turn.
Yeah.
I won't be able to buy it. It's Mr. Dog. You basically just have to beat Mr. Dog in
the next game and you can get it.
Maybe I'll just go with the penguins.
I think I'll chill. Then you get money.
I can't get zero on this one.
You go off and then you'll fall, but then you can get it next time.
Yeah how many blocks is it up?
Five or six?
Six.
Six.
It's as long as you get a...
A little penguin.
One.
A little penguin.
Oh yeah, you'll just end no matter what.
dude
okay okay
how many games
pyro space are in lucky spaces
okay
ooh this could be good this could be good
oh we didn't do it in the battle this time
Oh, shit.
What's happening?
Oh, no.
Ooh.
Oh, no.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Bungie Boogie?
What is that?
Bungie Boogie.
Um...
Rock Paper Claw.
Rock Paper Claw.
What are you?
Oh, that's what?
Okay, so we all have a like a symbol and you can go for the person who you beat right?
Okay, this is bullshit. Why did you pay this?
Wait, this is bull. This is bullshit.
Huh?
Oh, you just run at the person who you can beat. Yeah
I don't know what to have.
So you've got scissors.
Oh, we're coming for you, Mr. Cat.
Whatever the chili pepper is.
That's a prism.
That's a prism?
No, no, just run next to them.
Okay.
It's so unfortunate.
One person's gonna get like two people going for them.
What the hell?
Please help me.
Oh.
No!
Oh, no.
I'm gonna touch you now, Mr. Connor!
I'm gonna get back!
Oh, what?!
Okay, this game fucking sucks.
Oh, God.
I'm gonna touch you.
I'm gonna touch you.
He got me
Maybe you're not gonna want to touch me
I touch you real good night
Oh mr. Conn
Oh, it's first of three.
Oh, no.
Oh, come here, little piggy.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, dude.
Yeah, she won, she won.
Nice, bro.
Oh, sorry, sorry, yeah.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
This little piggy is going to market it.
Let's go into the pig leagues.
Dude, this is going to be close.
This is going to be close.
Oh bro, you have to get this one then.
I have to.
You get it, you get it.
Oh yeah, you're only two away dude, you got it.
Oh yeah, yeah!
Pass it over.
YAYYYY!
Aw, four bricks! That's so cool!
Let's go!
Okay, now I just want to cool down.
Woah. You're your own goddess. That's so nice.
That's awesome.
But I'm the only one that didn't get a dance!
Awwww.
We said it!
That racist can't speak to this.
Raceshkelton take the Tienas man.
They got a bone to pick with you.
Yeah, I got a bone to pick with all the Tienas.
Now how about we make a day of fun?
Oh dude, what the fuck are you doing over here?
You fucking bastard!
Oh no!
You fucking stupid bastard!
You fucking bastard!
You fucking bastard!
You fucking bastard!
You put a bow right there!
I can't bow the bricks back then!
Hey! You've got eight bricks!
I got nine bricks!
Oh my god!
That is completely fucked!
Motherfucking brick James got nine bricks!
Millions studs!
This dude is a LeBron James of bricks!
Dude I'm a little...
What the fuck!
I was punishing him free!
dude you better help I get a crazy roll right now brother
I thought you'd get the most dog shit in all of your life.
I'm open to it.
Oh mate.
Oh mate, you are a fucking bastard.
Dude.
You still get the freebie.
Oh god.
Free golden bread.
Get me silly.
Oh mate.
Oh man.
I
Changed the standings much. I feel still last
I need to pull a brick out of my ass. Oh
Oh, you're one of them
That's a lucky
Oh, dude, I wish I could steal one
Money
Hey
That's good for that shit. I'm not gonna have enough stars
We get punished again
I got the double punny.
Oh, you can steal from coins there.
Oh, wait, wait.
Y'all right.
Just to feel like you got something.
There's no way I'm going to get enough from Malta.
There's no way.
What? I'm on your end, then.
That was a 100.
Dude, I would need to get a 100 in fucking this whole honey!
I'm gonna sell 100.
You never know, it might.
Dude, this would be insane.
Yes!
Fuck it!
Oh no.
Wade, it's so close to every more.
Aw, bro.
Oh my god!
Oh no, mate.
That's crazy.
Wait, wait, wait, are you even off now?
Oh wait, I got-
You had a mouse!
I guess it depends on this last game, right?
No way.
No way.
We play the last game?
What?
What?
I didn't even get another turn.
Oh my god.
Oh dude, no way.
I mean, it took second there.
Wait, did I give me back the second?
What a fucking game.
It's your fault, man.
He robbed you blind.
Oh my god.
Well, please, I can't take the double punny.
Oh, I got a split!
You guys are so mean!
Two bricks of bullshit, man!
Oh, Raskol's second!
No, I got third place!
Wait, who won there?
I got third place!
Oh my God!
Damn it!
Please!
Oh, please.
Okay.
Well, at least we don't get a double punishment.
Oh, dude.
Oh, shit. Do I get a punishment now?
Yeah, you get the same punishment that I got last game.
What was it? The profile picture?
Connor has to pick a PFC for me, and then...
If I got a second, I think I have to pick one for you.
Oh, shit. You do have to pick one for me.
Don't worry, I got some good ones, I got some good ones.
And Miss Ian has to tweet out two bricks of absolute dog shit.
Oh man.
It's like having to do a sponsored tweet but just wait for it.
It's even worse.
I'm not being paid for it.
God damn it.
Oh, I got the corn.
I got the corn.
it
Wait so Connor, what was your PSP for me, bro?
Oh, I gotta think, I gotta think what I'm gonna need
What, what, uh, what side are we doing this on, by the way?
Which side?
Which side do you prefer?
I'll do anything, I'll do anything, I don't care
There's no one to lose
I got nothing to lose here, man
oh my god
dude
oh god
no i'm not you got something odd in me
hahahah
put some a brief laden
yeah i'm not dude
hahahah
put some a brief layer
hahahah
hahahah
hahahah
i'm not gonna say anything
oh my god
Oh God. Oh goodness gracious.
Oh my God. I got new fits too. Unbelievable.
I got a new grandma fit.
I got a corn on the cob. I got the gardener as well. That thing looked kind of bad though.
This picture is so bad.
But...
I don't know, I gotta think of an image right now.
I don't have to.
You don't have to do this one.
I can find another one.
What?
It's...
Wait, what?
I can find another one.
You want me to make my profile pic?
No, I'm just messing around.
I'm not just messing around.
I figured it would be fitting but it's the one that's the game.
Oh, mate.
This is a good game, though.
It is a great game.
Yeah, the minigames is good.
I'll do it. I'll do it.
I'll let you go if you're interested in that.
That's fine.
That's good.
Okay, okay. I got you, I got you.
That's too good, bro.
I'll change it on my Twitter.
Holy fuck, that's good.
haha that is dreadful mate that
it's a gaffa mate
change it here to the check in C2
it's a gaffa mate
Okay, let me get the perfect one for you, Mouse.
You want me to keep it at LEGO themes?
Sure.
Okay.
Wait, how long do we have to keep this?
Oh god, we can do it just a few hours.
A day or so?
I don't know a day.
Celebrating decades of I'm brave, that's awful!
That's the worst you've ever seen!
Oh that's terrible, Mr Connor.
It's more than the one that was gonna make her do!
That's so bad!
Oh bro, that's really bad.
The one mouth came up with at least like funny fucked up way, but that's...
That's really bad bro.
That's so cruel! That's cruel and unusual bro!
No, I you'll you'll do that's like an end-tweet, bro
No, just that
Wait, I can't reach, do you want, you can just, you can just use this one.
That's awful.
You suit that image of it.
You suit that image.
Oh my god, I'm not gonna get saddleband on Twitter for posting a Lego dick in it.
I don't know.
No.
No.
You can believe it after a day, I don't mind.
Okay, okay, okay.
I guess, yeah, I guess you could censor that, I don't know.
You can censor it, you can censor it.
Okay, I'll make a quick censor of it.
How are you gonna censor this?
Wait a minute, Miles, could you type out the one you need to quit too?
Just like, copy and paste the mixer is completely right.
Alright bro, my gosh.
You can just zoom in on that one.
There wait
Oh
That's real dude. Oh my god
What's the tree from your head?
I think oh my god, dude
Yeah, either one of those
Oh, let's see Mouse as well.
Oh, yeah!
What is that?
That's perfect, working then.
I'll always go.
Oh, God.
Okay, let me change mine.
Oh, bloody hell.
I'm about to faint, Mouse.
as yet and tweeted on the end two tweets
oh this is so bad
yours okay my mine should be updated all right let's have a look
oh my god
I'm not sure if it's good or not, but I think it's good.
Might should be good.
Alright, I'm tweeting mine.
Dude, that actually kind of looks like my original PFE, like it's not even that bad.
It looks kinda nice.
It's so distinctly, it's so distinctly.
It's going, it's going, it's going.
It's so good.
Wait, that looks so good on your skin.
That looks so good.
Wait, it looks so natural.
Yeah, that actually does look natural.
Oh man.
You would say you would do it, like no explanation needed.
probably would be something I would have done in the past
oh my god oh
oh fuck dude let's look at mouse's
did you tweet yours out bruh
You're so cute!
You're so cute!
Small breakdown, wassie!
So many decades of Lego on breakdown!
You have to tweet to the bullshit breakdown Lego piece!
Oh my god! You're gonna be shit in the band forever!
You tweeted Legoporn! Oh my God!
I tweeted freaking Legoporn! It's over!
Let me show you what you're making there, dude!
Oh, mate!
Celebrating decades of Legoporn, I've just...
Bricked up for the celebrations!
Watch my stream this Saturday at dawn.
Find out more about the DashSing Bricked Up moments!
What the fuck is this?
Hashtag Break'd Up
Use my link to download it now
Oh
This is really gonna be on my Twitter forever
Outstanding this I'm all break up watching this heated rivalry
That's horrific.
I'm still... I'm still...
Oh, mate.
You weren't the best one away though!
You're better than Michael Penis Jr.
I mean, that's like, it's not explicit, right?
I hope this is your most viral tweet.
That's my government name.
Michael Penis.
Michael Penis.
This is tweenus so good, the feature is so pixelated.
I guess so bro.
Where is my home assistant?
No more lego sponsors, I was sponsored by lego, I'm never getting sponsored again.
What?
He was, he was gone.
I was sponsored by lego, I'm never getting sponsored ever again.
Oh no.
oh my god somebody added grog and like grog do your thing grog is like looks
like the energy is getting bricked up for legos legacy pun intended
now did in 1932 lego has built endless creativity catch the stream for more
blocky fun
cool!
blackie fan!
oh my lord
got rocked bruh
lego homersimps is looking scary
like from a lollipop dude
all like, all the
like the lego based off popular r.i.p. is so weird looking
yeah
yeah
oh my god dude
It's so bad dude.
Thanks Grok though.
Thanks Grok.
Oh this game is so good though.
I like it more than Mario Party.
This is better than that.
Yeah that was good.
I thought I was waiting for five hours or something to take that turn.
Yeah, I wish there was bonus bricks though.
Yeah, why is there bonus bricks?
Yeah, there's gonna be a get-and-
I want some kind of consolation prize.
Yeah, like the best part is when you think you've won and then someone gets like two
absolute bullshit bricks and you're like, what the hell is this?
Yeah
I'm gonna go pee for you
Alright bro
Stop trying to save the sponsorship
You posted Ligus and I didn't post it
The brand new building man has posted that
I don't know what you're talking about
So how long do I have to keep the legal penis on my profile?
Oh you need to leave it, I don't mind
I don't leave it up for midnight.
Yeah, I'd say when you wake up and you're imagining that, it's actually...
Who knows, bro?
Somebody might see that and it might change their life.
Like a long no.
Should we take it down?
They won't know.
Yeah, yeah.
Hashtag BreakThump.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
I'm such a fucking, I'm such a, I'm a child, just laughing at a leg of peanuts.
I'm just like, I'm like genuinely laughing, full hot, full stomach laughing at a just
sitting in a leg of peanuts.
It's not fucking funny bro.
It's just, don't laugh at my fucking legopedias.
First of all, I just, I can't stand that the balls are like round, like a, like spherical?
They're too high on them.
They're like dumbbells, they're like fucking dumbbells.
They should be like cubes, they should be square.
They're way too round.
Also like if, if, okay, do you see his cock?
Yeah, you saw it, we all saw it.
Like, okay.
Okay, what a woman? Like a, what a Lego woman? Would her like whole be like square? Would it be like...
Would it be a square?
Should I just do it like a square?
Now, now you're, I imagine, like a goat. See, I don't want to tear down this path anymore.
Well, if you look at a stud, the thing that inserts is like circular, so I guess it would make sense if it was like a tubular...
...shave.
Tubular?
Ah, my penis is tubular.
totally tubular bro how to cool bro
what are you talking about dude I'm never getting the legus one should ever
again I think this is I don't know this is really good
promotion for their game yeah this is a good PR for Lego yes I'm about like
I'm going to buy a father-in-law set right now and stream it to make up for the levels now more than ever
That said, they are adding bonus bricks in a future update
Ooh, they got to hurry it up
I need it now
Please developers, we need it
Please
We've been so good
Dude, I just keep this as my profile picture
This does look really nice
Yeah, the smile is really fitting.
It's literally like the PSP I already had.
Yeah, it's like a calming smile.
Yeah.
I try to get one for you.
Dude, I love it.
Okay, let's take it on the last.
Let's go.
Fiona.
Oh, Shrek.
Like a Shrek.
Donkey.
Beautiful.
Donkey, where's my brick?
Donkey, find me new hogan, okay?
Legos are like onions.
I'm making bricks.
Get out of me Brick!
Go!
This music got me inside.
What's wrong?
Oh no.
Oh no.
You know I got the hiccups on me.
Yeah.
I got the hiccups, bro.
I'm doing hiccups.
Oh, hello, no.
Oh, no.
Dude, how do I get rid of these fucking things, man?
Oh, yes.
Someone perhaps would scare me, dude.
Never be a problem teacher. Oh
Dude, there's a there's a cosmetic store
You can buy a skin
Yes
Go to the go out and there's a little Lego store. You can use your cat
Interesting
to try on haven't you
you can be open on those, i don't care
oh yeah they really do
i love talking
you know that pile of carrots of yours
could buy you something
modified
chipwreck survivor
back in war
what the fuck
What's that under those walls?
Damn.
Oh, a shop.
Oh, but that's a...
Oh.
The gingerbread woman is crazy.
That woman makes me uncomfortable.
Yeah, at least kind of the skirt is throwing me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, at least kinda the skirt is throwing me off.
Weird.
Oh, there's a jewel wagon.
Like crystal cave.
Oh, come on.
Oh, you can like customize the outfit.
This is so strange.
they didn't cost a lot of crazy what the heck
and depending on which area you play a bunch you get outfits in that area wow
this is kind of a death fan
thanks for the carrots
damn
fast suit fan that looks cursed as fuck
dude the blacktron astronaut goes so hard holy shits
dude you can get chica from five knights
yeah if you unlock level 24 on the thingpox
Oh, dude, you can also get Woosensei of Ninjago.
I don't even have a tank, man.
Yip Rexurviver.
How can I help you today?
Yeah, I got that one too.
He just looks like...
Do you have a little favorite?
You're gonna make some more directions.
It's like Tom Hanks.
Yes.
Yeah
So much potential they can really really customize it you could make everything pink as all mass I think
I think you can please
That's cool game
it's a good game it's a very good game very good game I enjoyed it it does feel
like a better Mario Party
I think all the minigames with the Lego components are good there's some some
filler games but like maybe it's like the Lego stuff it's good I didn't like
I like the sword menjago the one you fucking crushed us
Oh that was, see that was my favorite one
That was up there, it's one of my favorites
I like, which lego game, I don't mean to grab the lego and hearing athel crash out was fun
See that was one of my least, that I hated that one
I liked that one
That was one that I hated
I liked them, I liked them, I liked it
I like it more than Mario Party, which I don't like Mario Party so.
Yeah, Mario Party is a little bit more fun.
You know how I feel about Mario Party, bro.
Mm-hmm.
We gotta play the golf game soon, too.
Oh, yes!
Ooh!
It's so much fun!
Bro, I wanna play that so bad.
Is it good?
Yes!
It's so good.
I was playing it yesterday, Super Battle Golf.
Dude, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I feel like there's a lot of co-op games that have come out recently.
Yeah.
There's a lot of good ones.
A ton of them.
Dude, we got a lot of games to play then.
We got a lot of games.
We want to play a lot of badminton tweets to make.
Oh no!
We're spoiled for tweets!
Oh yeah.
Oh god.
Oh yeah.
I'm excited.
Goodness gracious.
He just wants us all to tweet.
I'm gonna bet a punishment to that. I was telling you I didn't get anything.
Don't worry next time. Next time you'll get one. I promise.
Yeah. We'll have to come up with a really really bad punishment list.
Oh no.
It's been really bad.
Just spend the day being British.
Oh my god.
I can't imagine a worse fit than that.
Oh no.
I'll get American first-friend.
Oh.
Are you gonna do that?
You go British, I go American.
How will you do that?
I used to go live for hours at British Mounds.
That was my whole persona when I first started.
British?
British?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
That was my thing.
Yeah.
And he had like long blonde hair on his arm.
Wait a minute.
Yeah!
Yeah.
He sort of had long blonde hair.
Yeah, he was like completely like the lord.
I remember. Oh, shit.
I didn't remember. Yeah.
Oh, dude, it was probably before I knew you, man.
No, I watched your first British after I met you.
Yeah, you had that song that sucked my dick and licked my ass whole song.
Yeah, I sucked my dick and licked my ass whole song.
Crazy thoughts for the first video.
I meant to tell you, bro, I meant to hit you up.
That's technically not my first video, not even close.
What's the close video?
I used to make YouTube Let's Plays back when I was like 13 years old.
This was like OG YouTube, like this was like, yeah, I have them all, I have them all.
Oh, shit.
This was like before like PewDiePie was made.
This was when I was in like middle school, high school, like right when YouTube started.
Where people were like recording gameplay with a camcorder.
Yeah, that was cute.
Yeah.
You're at least those.
No, no, no, no, no, and I did!
I did it back in the day.
But, uh, yeah, God, when...
I don't even know what year that would have been.
Like, 2000...
YouTube came out in 2006.
Wow!
Oh my god, yeah, right when YouTube started!
Wow!
Damn, okay.
You got history.
Dude, yeah.
I did, like, yeah, a few...
a few less play like walkthroughs and then like if you just like random gameplay videos
those are yeah technically my first videos
ask way when it when did you make your whoa when was your first one because i know you watched
your your first video what what year was that uh 2014 was the first one but i like you i think i had
like you know I would upload like the halo gameplay like the mode which I
feel like it doesn't really count hmm me like putting that slop into the
universe thinking my head shop was cool but yeah 2014 I don't yeah you put you
in there for a while I was surprised cuz some people in their first videos had
like you know they said slowers I was like damn if anyone was gonna say slow
in the first video I was surprised it was in there.
Hey! What is that supposed to mean?
Okay.
I invented you based off your tweets.
It's based off your tweets.
Oh god. Hashtag break up.
I watched your videos where they were like coming out
and I remember thinking like damn this person's crazy.
Who is this?
I used to make fucking like my very first youtube videos were actually
AMV's that I made with Windows Movie Maker, video games and shit.
I made one set to this techno remix of that.
Oh, nice.
Classic.
It was a good time for me, you two.
For who, Elise?
Is that it?
Yeah, for Elise.
Yeah.
Dude.
I don't know if this counts as an AMV, but I did like a...
No, I guess it's not, but it was Top 10 Saddest Pokémon Moments 6.0 in force.
Dragon Force!
Dragon Force!
In the world.
you
you
you
you
you
the
Because I almost bought a Switch 2 today and I just need to justify it.
I'm sure there'll be even more good games that will come out for it.
Yeah.
I bought it and it's collected dust for now.
Yeah.
Like, I want to play Pocopia and I want to play the Dusk Blood game.
Oh, I want to play Dusk Blood 2.
Get one so we can play.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, because it's co-op, right?
It is.
It's a team co-op game.
A co-op Nintendo game?
I'll get one.
I hope it's good, dude.
Oh my god, that sounds like the free-worse people making co-op.
It's like PvP though.
No!
This is no way the co-op's gonna be here.
Don't believe it.
It's gonna be rough, but I think it's gonna be great.
I can already see the thing pops out connection error.
Oh
I'm sorry
Nintendo and some such have a good track record of call
No, he
He's right about this one. He's right about this one
But Nintendo and I know like what's the gameplay even supposed to be like it's supposed to be it
I think it's gonna be like night night night rain
Kind of oh, that'll be cool. Oh, that might work then
Okay
a blood-borne-y type place yeah I like that that's not tight yeah night rain
blood-borne I guess I didn't realize I thought it was like a full-on game I
thought I didn't realize it was like a night rain no it's gonna be like one of
those like PVP yeah I wish there if they had I selfishly wish they had like
both modes. I want like a new single player RPG like that so bad. I hope they're like working on
the release night reign and stuff. Dude, what do you think they're gonna release next? I want Bloodborne 2!
Bloodborne 2 would be cool. Something completely new would be really cool too. Dude, there was that leak
a little while ago and it leaked in the same way that Bloodborne leaked back in the day
about a single-player magic-based new from software
supposedly my god I don't know if it's real I don't know if it's real
I hope so
for magic bro do it it'd be so cool
cool and need it
we get where we're gonna do it probably
wait did you ever play a securo mouse no but it's on my list
I want to do Liza P first.
Let's forget.
Oh, you love Liza P.
I just feel like Liza P vibes with me a lot because I really understand why Bloodborne
is so loved after I played it.
It became my favorite Souls game.
Dude, yeah, Bloodborne is just, bro, there's no better atmosphere in FromSoft.
I think Sekiro is still the best gameplay.
to learn it it it's like I didn't really like it at first I really didn't it was
way too hard you start to like understand it and it's it's worth a shot it's
definitely worth the shot it's my easily my favorite like gameplay of any from
soft game
everybody's like I'm sorry I I've zoned out what the heck are you talking about
what wait what we're just a girl a bloodbomber it's a girl yeah it's a girl
wait how are you powering yeah the powering was hard to get used to did you
play it I played I've done like the first three hours like three times oh
Mate have you beat lady butterfly? I did be lady butterfly. Yeah, okay, and then you just some you were able to put the game down interesting
That's crazy
That is fucking crazy
You are a psycho the horse too. I remember doing that too. Oh my god, dude
And then I yeah, and I was like guys because I did it for like my one million YouTube subscribers
I was like, I'm a live stream before I actually stream and I was like, I'm done guys and I went back to playing League of Legends
Offstream all the years starting to piss me off
It was a long time ago
Holy fuck a long time ago
You would lock in and you would love it bro, you would love I would I would
I really want to try it too, it's just intimidating.
How are you going to brush it?
I feel like after you beat Bloodborne, you could beat anything.
Yeah, yeah.
Bloodborne's hard too.
It's going to be the ultimate mouse.
Oh you haven't beat the orphan?
No, I beat everything you have for the orphan.
Ro load it up. Let's go. Let's do some runs
It feels so good when you finally beat that fucking bitch
Have to reinstall it
I mean I have to get my special PlayStation
Yes
That's how I played it.
Yeah, that's how I played it.
I had one of those too.
Yeah.
Dude, the fourth one of cause is so fucking hard.
For some reason he was...
It was so hard. I just...
I don't know... I don't know what it was.
I just couldn't beat him.
And he was frustrating the fuck out of me.
He's so erratic and just scary.
You know what sucks?
It's that the first time I almost first tried him.
Almost.
One hit away, and I'm dead, and it'll never again-
That's every single- Every single boss is like that, and any FromSoft, I feel like.
Yeah.
Oh, it's bad!
And you never get a whole lot of hits, like, 20 tries.
Oh, yeah, yeah, you just start, like, overthinking and...
Just forget everything.
He's just so- Like, you just can't predict what he's gonna do. He's just so crazy.
Oh, God. Being that was, like, one of the hardest pop-offs I've ever had, it was so fucking hard.
I think it was the longest.
dude yeah yeah I think either that or because I played against Radon just as
like like in the elder ring DLC which is like a sword and I think that was
probably the hardest boss for me that bosses straight bullshit it's so hard
It was so fucking hard. Oh my god. I was just like
That fucking south daughter, bro
The sunflower star peak. No, I hate that big
The sunflower was so peak
As we play I played it I played it one time and then I played with with Connor and then we beat it and it was like, oh my god
beating red on
Again, I was like man. I forgot how hard he was
You can't have to tease him unless you literally just want to get go to the game
Dude, I I just I I had to fight him so many times and just you literally have to like memorize every move
I that second like phase where he starts doing the light moves. I'm like, this is okay. This is bullshit
Yeah, zoom it all over the place
It was way harder playing with Connor. It was
I
Believe that I believe that I think I think there is an aspect cop, which is a little more confusing
She'll like who when is it young for me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
But I also when you're solo you can instant reset that's nice
But you're like I died fuck every shot. Oh
Yeah, yeah
Wait, would you what would you say the hardest boss for you guys is
I never fought with Don I never got to that point in the other ring cuz I'm raised quit the fucking
the Malakas such a bitch you're a bitch orphan of cause yeah yeah I never beat that guy either
I don't know what I hate him. I hate him so much. I hate him is my
I want to hear about him. I don't know who he is
I do and then when we played when we put the DLC and there was a boss at Lake was just like him. I was like, what the fuck?
That boss is so sick.
There's a boss in the DLC that is exactly like Orphan of Cost, but like it's Cousin that like sucks.
Oh yeah, in the Elder Ring DLC dude, I got like so scared when I saw that guy.
I got flashbacks. I was like, oh my god, what is this?
No!
Oh god, yeah, thank god that guy wasn't as hard.
Oh, can we talk about Pinwheel from Dark Souls 1?
Oh, don't even give it.
She's all, right, that fucking guy was hard.
Pinwheel, pinwheel from Dark Souls Wand.
Who's that guy playing?
You don't have any cares about that shit?
Wait, me and Carl, we played Dark Souls Wand.
Which one was that one?
Who's Pinwheel?
He's the guy that pins you down and fucks you hard.
That's why they call him Pinwheel.
I feel like I would have liked this.
I, she pins you down.
Prepare to cry.
When I, when I type it in, the first thing I see
is this creature that's just prepared to cry.
wait this guy was easy as fuck what are you talking about A-thulb
nah nah nah you must have played on a different mode maybe some Japanese version
I brought the girl with me
I was like what the hell
he brought the girl with me on the track
so Scott and Nick murdered her mode bro
I'm so big now
you didn't get to the third phase of penwheel
oh my god
third phase
how did we beat this guy I forgot
we killed her like two shots
we did?
you gotta like be big brain
oh the lamp guy
yeah you down spin the wheel and decide how to fuck you hard you just got to take
it it sucks dude we fake we too shot it we beat him really quickly I remember
yeah we did it fast consider yourself lucky us that area was the last area we
went to so I think it was you're pretty strong by that I think I think so that
game is so peak man it's a classic the ending is just kind of like there's
some bullshit, but man it's so good at the start.
The Dark Souls 2, what you guys ever fought with Dark Souls 2?
You haven't played it yet.
Yeah, well we in pristine was full up to come out.
Yeah.
Oh, there is.
I thought I saw something about that come out recently.
What's all, I saw that Ludwig played it.
Yeah, Ludwig got a prototype.
So I was like, we should just ask for a prototype.
We could ask.
What is that?
That game has some bullshit, but it really has some great parts too.
There's some cool bosses in it for sure.
It has my favorite boss.
It has my favorite bosses.
It's completely different teams.
It's like not even like the same people made.
Is there a B team?
Is there a B team?
A B team.
It has my favorite boss of all time.
Okay.
I won't spoil it, but there are some really bad parts too.
I've heard.
I've heard.
I enjoyed overcoming it like I I all the DLC like it's it's
It's got really low lows, but it's uh
It's a great notch on your belt. Well the moment that we get our part of time we'll play it
There's a lot of like graphical updates to for it. It looks really good these days
Nice. The Dark Souls 1 looked amazing when we played it
It still holds up I think
Yeah, I mean the map design is like so good. The world looks fantastic. Oh, it's got like some of the most perfect map design at least
I thought the DLC was very similar in the sense of like everywhere was connected
I'm sure think it was the right way. Yeah, bro the DLC is so good. It has some of the coolest boss fights
Like the fucking notorious one
So cool. Oh my god. Yeah, that one was so sick
Dude, I see I love those those levels so much in from soft games like yeah
I'm gonna selfishly want that again in the next one.
I'm sure it's a new one.
I hope they're cooking up one.
Oh, I knew one quick.
No, we're gonna be waiting so damn long.
I know.
But I'll be worth it.
It's true.
I mean, it's been how long has it been since Elden Ring came out like four or five years?
Let me up a little.
It's kind of like Elden Ring 2.
Yeah, that is fair.
Yeah, so maybe you have DLC while last year the last year I think it was no it was a year before like towards the end of the year towards the end of 2024.
Oh so so I can then be in this game so every two more years.
Yeah.
Okay, I can wait.
I can wait two years.
I gotta say that's my tears.
Wait two years.
Slay the spider too.
Do you guys ever play that game the first one?
Oh dude, I played a little bit of Slay the Spire one and I loved it.
I absolutely loved it.
I was thinking about getting it on my Steam Deck.
So who's coming out in like two weeks?
Yeah, yeah, I saw.
It's gonna be good.
It's gonna be good.
Wait, it's co-op?
How does that work?
Yeah, it's co-op.
How do you do that?
How do you do that?
Yeah, because the players are like two years ahead of you and that has co-op and
basically like the more players the more like everyone has their own enemy to deal
with or like the boss will have four times the health and hit all of my god
so it's you have to like work together you have to be like alright I'm I can
block it for you cuz in the board game if one of you dies you will die
oh oh it's my fun I would be so down I really love like any
you
you
you
you
you
I'm working on the new fanfiction right now actually.
What is it about?
World War 2 with Pokemon.
Okay.
Whoa.
I've been cooking this one up for a while.
So which Pokemon wins?
Which country are they helping?
I don't know.
Yeah, what country is Eevee?
Because that's my favorite Pokemon.
Eevee is a part of the allies.
Eevee is a part of the allies.
Which Eevee, which Eeveelution?
All Eeveelutions are part of the Alice.
Oh, okay. Thank God, thank God.
Which Pokemon are on the bad side of history?
Uh, you got, like, on the bad side you got Ekans, Arbok, uh, Mr. Mime.
Oh yeah, Mr. Mime.
Chimshaw.
Chimshaw.
I
Okay
Yeah poison bad fucking just yeah
Gengar Gengar Gengar would be it maybe be like I
Think both sides might have a Gengar to be honest
Oh my god someone said something so fucking funny, but I'm not gonna read it. Oh my god
Holy fuck
I'm gonna throw up
I think you gotta go dude
You started this April you caused this
No, I seriously I seriously am writing this though. Okay. I want to hear it. I want to see I want to see the first
I can't wait. Dude, I just wish I could just go back in time with Pokemon and just like fix stuff. You know what I mean?
I feel like Pokemon would be able to save the day.
Okay, you get to go back in time one time with one Pokemon. What are you doing?
Dragonite 9-11
Mike!
Mike, who are you?
Are you helping me?
Are you helping another structure?
Are you stopping me?
Are you not stopping me bro?
What are you talking about?
Can't you like, you can fly, you can like intercept and like
Re-upload and play with me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Can make the palace of land safe way just...
Climbing team, you're gonna have to play
You're gonna kill people
It saves them, it saves them
I'd say that everyone dude, say that everyone.
You say that everyone, okay.
Either that or 2007 bears Super Bowl vs. the Indianapolis Colts put on this quarterback.
Really, Rex Grossman?
They really fucking on excess quarterbacks.
Oh, god.
I think it's a valid use of time travel.
What do you guys do?
It's powerful, I mean, Pokemon.
It's much more powerful than I with Eevee.
This game's too powerful, man.
I don't know what I would do.
This is too much power.
I haven't thought about this as much of you.
See when I was a kid like I don't know if you ever did this with your friends
But like you know you get in a circle with your friends. You're like dude if you had one wish
What would you wish for yeah when I was a kid? I always wish that Pokemon were real oh
Always my wish like always
And then one of the other kids went yes, we can stop 9-11
Whatever I'm wearing!
What the heck is he talking about?
Oh god, I can't think of a wish.
You never had like a like childhood like big one wish?
You guys ever wish for stuff in the UK or not?
Just one more!
Oh, please.
A couple of tickets to the free.
I want another $5 Tesco meal, DOPs.
A shilling for a candy at the store?
A warm shower?
I'd wish to stop being a chimney sweep.
The Black Lone, please.
Oh, mate.
Oh, man.
I wish I had a good wish.
I'm the only guy that was wishing for shit.
I sure had a wish, but it was probably something so superficial that it was like,
I want unlimited candy.
It's like, I don't even like candy now.
I don't know what I even do with that.
If I had got that, how overwhelmed would I have been?
I'm sorry, my childhood was depressing, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but I was too depressed.
I feel that.
That's why I was wishing for a Pokemon, man.
I was just trying to get the hell out.
Aw.
I figured if you had Pokemon, like, because like Pokemon was so cool because it was like
you're 10 years old and you get to like go into the world and you got like your
boys.
You know, you got all your Pokemon with you.
So I was like, dude.
Yeah.
That was so hard.
and forced to be in your possession?
Yes!
No, they're your friends!
They're your companions, and they grow together with you.
They have a choice. They get to...
Yes, they love it.
It's a more gentle world.
They'll learn to love you.
Yes, they'll get used to it.
Yeah.
They'll force them to.
Not you'll never let them out.
Be quiet, Connor Hall.
I'm just saying, yeah, I'm just saying.
No, they want to be caught.
It's in their DNA.
They want to be caught.
That's why I like Digimon more.
Well, yeah.
Yeah, because Digimon, they say they're they're they're not contained
to a fucking ball and then they can evolve into hot people.
See, this is way better than capturing
mythical animals and making them hang out with me
they're mythical creatures and they evolve into hot people
all hot people
yes yeah I would have taken Digimon too, to be honest
take a look, take a look at Angelwoman, Devilmon
yeah someone asked if they came to stop 9-11
oh dude, they fell out!
I bet they could
yeah they're probably more powerful than a Pokemon
Yeah, I feel like they're more powerful
Yeah, they're keeping about world peace
Take ditto back and copy Jesus
Dude
my idea
Bro, well imagine going back in time to caveman times and showing them a Pokemon like what would they think?
They would just eat your matter
You just bring him a charlander that and they just eat it right away. What the fuck oh
oh dude taking my milk tank and just fucking barbecues and beef ribs
ooh I couldn't even be mad at them for that that probably tastes so good
do you think in the Pokemon world they they cook and eat Pokemon or not is it
like against the rules they yeah don't they they have to eat it right cuz are
they're normal animals no no no they have no animal animals and
Really?
Awwww
Yeah, they have no eyes, dude.
At least in the anime, there was like birds and shit.
Whaaat?
No, they don't.
Really? They weren't like Pokemon?
Yeah, they would just have like birds.
What the fuck?
Yeah, slowpokedails, dude, they do eat Pokemon real well.
I think they used to, but they don't anymore.
They worked out.
Don't slowpokedails grow back, though?
They're like chill with it, with them being eaten.
They're chill with them eating it.
Like don't just get it back I mean I presume that like like the ice cream Pokemon people just fucking you know go to town on them
Doesn't look good. The Pokemon is a set of teens. I mean I gotta put my doll. I'm sorry
How did those come about?
Freaky shit
The weird ass experiments probably
like how did it how did like how was there like a trash bag Pokemon like how
did that happen
little woman
but like you can't tell me that like there's an ancient trash bag Pokemon
oh yeah that's what you okay mm-hmm oh yeah cuz there's like ghost
Yeah, yeah, I think that's how they explain all the like
radioactive waste the cherp Pokemon Chernobyl
I'm gonna pee over your back
Okay, well, I bro go here
No, I is just a snow topped icicle
That's not it's good
to the World Trade Center.
Whoa!
What's the new one?
When they rebuild it, you save it in.
I will protect the World Trade Center.
Yes.
Yes.
I will fly over and protect all of New York City forever.
All cities forever.
I'll protect everyone.
Um, I mean, you know, I feel like, what's, I'm thinking like of use, but then I feel
I feel back now that I'm getting a Pokemon for its use to me, it feels kind of mean.
That's what they're for.
To serve me.
Yeah, yeah. It's like how dogs like to be trained to do tasks.
Yes, they live for it, it makes them happy.
I mean you probably wouldn't want like a massive Pokemon right? Cause then feeding it, I mean it's gonna be very tough.
So you probably want like a medium sized right? Like something that you can realistically accommodate.
flying seems useful they probably just fly the fuck off hmm this is this is a
tough one I'd say they're poor on why'd you laugh
just like you can get free water whenever you need it's true so they
Poryo, you know pretty useful for that aspect. There's fresh water, whatever you need it
Yeah
Why?
It's like a good size, so you don't have to worry about like if you can house it, you know
Bday replacement I suppose I never thought about it like that, but I guess you could do that too
I'm all done
Thanks, baby
Power watch you guys say what you pick it
Babe I
Was thinking like every clue that like a smore legs and just like curl up on its belly and take a nap
that sounds good oh yeah imagine how much food they need yeah imagine his
shit yeah how much would he actually eat realistically maybe he's like a
bear and only shit's like every few months cuz he's
If you went straight to being the size of a house
Oh god you feel like an Elvis
Oh god he has like a fucking like a meteor sized shit in his corn just ready to blow
Oh my god
Dude you have to have like a farm
Or take him to Cece's Pizza or something
Wait that should be a huge like money making opportunity cause you like grow the food
And like feed him with it, but you could also sell some of the food and you get free fertilizer from him shitting
And you can like send him to work on the fields to shit on
No, like famous for walking and walking yeah, dude shitting. Oh, you're gonna just sleep, bro
Really really nicely, I don't think you like to do it
probably
I don't think it's possible.
Alright, I'll take the one about you then.
Me?
Oh, dude.
Just one Pokemon?
Hmm.
Uh...
I'd probably get a Meowth and just make a shit ton of money and just go to Vegas.
Oh, does he like generate wealth?
Okay.
How are you making money in Vegas?
Is he like an expert gambler or is he going to be in a show?
I just feel like he's got some good deals for me, man.
Yeah, use the payday attack.
Hmm.
Mmm, not if I if I see I probably just want to get a cute one that I could just like have is like a companion
I'll probably like it
I saw the hiccups
You man
Mucky is cute. Mucky is cute. Do you believe it's backwards?
It's funny
Oh you just ruined Muck for me bro.
Oh, okay, my tatted is ruined now bro.
You just ruined Muck for me dude.
You didn't even like Muck, you didn't even like him.
If Muck was at your house would he pick up like shit off your floor if he like came down the stairs with you?
I would have used his stick.
I would have.
Oh, that would be cool.
Oh.
Connor just ruined my comfort character.
Ha ha ha.
What the fuck is your comfort character?
I'd probably get a, okay, no joking here.
Just serious, like plotting one Pokemon.
I would get,
water what's one of those dodgy uh like theme parks with the whales i do like a
cool version of that seems like chill oh yeah sea world cool way lord world
oh famous famous for treating the whales good see what yeah just do like a really cool
version of that i'm torn see i'm torn between a way lord and uh
Ahhhh
Damn dude
Hello
I'm back
Hello
Hello
Yo boi
What's up again?
What Pokemon would you pick if you could have one mouse?
If I could have one Pokemon?
One Pokemon
Yeah just one
Just one
Oh Gengar
Ooh
What would you do with a Gengar?
He'd be cool, he'd be my cool buddy
He's just stunning and staring at you all the time, smiling
He's not standing and staring all the time, he does cool shit, he's a ghost Pokemon
I wish to end Wolfhaga, and I hope the wolves are better place.
I don't know why Ash didn't do that already, it's kinda fucked up.
You're gonna do that.
Yeah.
I wish Mr. Beast would build more schools.
Okay.
You know I'm impressed?
You've missed your beast and extra penis.
Let him deal with that for a few weeks, and then I'd wish for, uh, what is it, world hunger?
You would wish for Wolfhunger.
Hello, my name is Mr. Beasts.
The double beast?
He's gonna want- we need more hunger.
Does it just spawn randomly on his body?
Like could it spawn on his forehead?
me like comments on it like dude I like how the biggest complaint about me is the
extra dick on my forehead like seriously yeah I can't help it bro that
randomly just grew there last night
Oh god.
Haha.
Haha.
Your Girochi's fucked up.
We cannot have a Girochi.
Haha.
You're not 11.
Just so you can fix it with the dragon act.
Haha.
Holy fuck.
You would do this.
This is kind of risky.
That's a risky death.
Oh no.
This can go really really bad.
Direct you hit me out on this one.
Oh man.
Alright, Jirachi's banned, Jirachi's banned.
Jirachi's OP though.
It's too OP.
What about Ditto?
I just feel like Ditto, you can get up to too much shit.
Ditto?
It freaks me the fuck out.
Because Ditto can like, literally, like...
turn himself into a human.
Oh yeah, isn't that what you play as in the Pocopia game?
Yeah.
It's like a super cool game.
Yeah, and I think like in the Detective Pikachu movie, it became a human too.
Uh, yeah.
Of course that shit in MX4D where the chair shakes you.
I was like, that's fucking gross.
Yeah, it's kind of freaky because they have those like weird beady eyes
Yeah, cuz I think even when they change they look like that, right? So it's kind of weird
Yeah, it never changes its eyes or its mouth
When do we have a fungal pop?
It's 14 today, backshots
I was like imagine some like crazy guys like my wife died. I found the ditto
Oh, dude, that's actually scary. She's gonna be my wife.
Someone would do that. That is freaky
I never did like an adult horror stories that would be one of them
yeah that is terrifying
oh god it's like type cemetery but we did it
I was in the dragon forest this whole time
oh that would have made this conversation incredible
that has been incredible
watching those og videos
yeah it's taking back dude
it's beautiful
it was like do I have to change into your ex-wife
I mean like okay like in the game for like you're you're a ditto and like
you're constantly like living your life like that then that means a ditto must
have things that they do and don't like right yeah yeah I would think so
But it's like they feel like they have to do it because you're ordering them to do it
This dinner's a weird fucking thing
Fucking freaky bro, I like this ditto
You think they're sticky
Squishy
hmm
I want a pot
Bandito
We love it
We love where I'm going
Little Ditto
You can turn him into Jirachi and wish him to do some freaky shit
Oh God
Alright ladies and gentlemen
I'm pretty gonna head off
No problems
This conversation has been by opening
Yeah I was just reading some ditto conspiracies
I know what the conspiracy theories
Well
Very eye-opening
Dude they are self-sufficient in reproduction
They divide or replicate themselves like cells
Rather than needing a pair of others
So they're ace actuals?
Yeah
Wow
They're going to me, bro
But I think they're autonomous. I don't think you could...
Oh, they just do what they want?
Yeah, I don't know if you like...
It's like some kind of like terminator doing like whatever the fuck it wants.
Dittles are a cancer at roll out.
Freaking Dittles roll.
They're scary. I'm scared.
I feel weird now.
Maybe that's like what's all of X's. It's just dinners. Just...
oh wait is ditto a failed mu clone? is that how it started?
oh what's that? okay that makes sense
dude yeah i got the willys alright guys i'm out of here dude
I'm not my friend, but I don't know.
I'm scared.
I'm OK.
Alright, we'll play golf.
I'm out.
Let's play golf.
Yeah, let's play a student.
I think we're going to be a winner.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
We'll be around. We're not really doing anything
or going anywhere soon, so...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I'm done.
GG's, guys. Thanks for being here.
We're going to send them all over to you obviously.
Oh yeah?
We're going to do first your stream.
We're leaving, leaving for real?
Yeah, I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
They're coming back.
They're coming back?
Very soon.
When is soon?
They're fucking nice.
I mean now.
Now I'm gonna claim my new Porsche doesn't evil
No, I'm gonna play that
I'm definitely gonna play that game
Yeah
Sure
Sure you will
I'll hear you up about
Gaming you'll hit me up about gaming
Yeah
When I'll message you when
Right after.
Right after when?
The stream.
OK.
Don't ask me this that right now.
What?
I'm reading you.
OK.
I guess you can do that.
Oh, my Lord.
Roll eyes, emoji.
I guess you can do that.
I guess you can choose to do such a thing.
I'll send them all over to you.
Bye.
Bye, Connor.
I'll ask you later.
Bye.
Bye.
well guys you know what that means you know what time it is well guys you know
what time it is you know what time it is broke you know what time it is for me do
you know monkey thank you so much for the raid common I hope you had fun I
had a lot of fun playing game. I hope you had fun. Did you have fun? I had fun. Hello everybody, my name is
I run mouse. And I'm coming at you live from my mom's house. I had a lot of fun, had a lot of fun. I had a
I had a lot of fun too! I had a lot of fun too!
I had a lot of fun!
Well, you know what time it is.
You know what we're jumping into.
You know what the fuck we're jumping into right now.
What did you play? We played Lego...
What's that called?
Lego party.
Played a LEGO party. It was a lot of fun.
It was fun. Fun game. Really fun game.
Really fun game bro. Really fun game.
Man, there's so many games out that I want to play.
There's so many games out that I want to play.
What doesn't even come down when it's 27th
Last dream had you crying
Dark souls to Wayne I see Wayne Connor wants to do dark souls bro
Have you played bloodbore before yes, I did I
I did? I did? I did?
When is Baldur's Gate 3? Oh, you have to ask Connor. Don't ask me.
You have to ask Connor that.
Wait, and Death Stranding 2 comes out March 19th?
I
Already forgot that what? What do you mean? Oh my god, bro. I have so many games fuck
I have a lot of scary games I want to do. I have a lot of scary games I want to play.
I have so many scary games. Corner never ships. Yes, Fatal Frame 2 Remake also
commencing which by the way I actually have a, we actually have a Fatal Frame sponsor
so yes yes yes it's happening it's happening did you finish Bobby play
count I did I don't know when Connor wants to play Neil 3 but he's down to
play Neil 3 with me it's for three people right I wonder if we can get Pete
to play too. That'll be pretty fun. That'll be pretty fun. That'll be pretty fun. People
are 100% joined. You think so? Oh yeah, we gotta play Broken Lore, the new Broken Lore
Oh, a game that came out?
Or we could just keep on going with Walking Dead.
I'm walking dead brained.
Oh, and we gotta finish Umi Gori!
The first game, Walking Dead.
Well I have my momentum, walking dead bro.
I'm sorry but yesterday, yesterdays, walking dead.
Why does this game torture me?
Why does it like torturing us?
It tortures us all.
PC, I'm on a new PC now! I'm on a new PC now. I'm on a new PC. I'm on a new PC now.
My new PC has been really nice.
I think it's been working pretty well.
I think it's been working pretty well.
Are you ready to go to Easy Street?
We're gonna take a walk down Easy Street.
You killed P2-
Where did I get it? I got it from Starforge.
for all your PC needs.
I did.
I did get P killed.
We saved the life.
So chat.
We're on season two of The Walking Dead.
We finished season one.
Season two, chapter one.
We got an old man killed.
His name was P.
I felt really bad because being there
Being there of sparing his son and his son is a piece of shit, and I'm with a new group and the group I'm with sucks ass
They're all assholes every single one of them
All of them every last one they're all assholes
They're all assholes bro, so now we're on season 2 chapter 2 of the walking dead
I'm not ready
Are you ever is anybody ever ready a
House divided they're gonna hate me even more these people
These people have hate my guts. They want me to die
Oh my god
Previously, on The Walking Dead.
This group sucks so much ass!
Wait till we get up to Wellington, then talk to me about Cole.
Now I'm gonna go look for more wood.
Where's the rest of your group?
I-I'm by myself!
Bullshit!
Krista, throw it!
Oh yeah, then those assholes died.
They died. They deserve to die.
Fuckers.
And then we got bit by that fucking dog!
Would someone mind telling me what the fuck is going on here?
She was bit by a dog.
For all we know, she could be working with Carver.
So, since you're pretty much on your own, what's your plan?
What's your plan?
I'm gonna leave. Leave you guys in the dust.
Well, you're welcome to stay here if you want.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
Think about it.
You're Carver.
What do you do?
Who's Carver?
Who the fuck is Carver?
You were in the woods with Krista.
And this is supposed to be like, like meaghan.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Just, just lost my footing.
I'm still kind of pissed about the old man.
I should have saved him.
this way. Dammit, you get your asses over here, both of you.
Fuck! I always get played for everything!
You could have saved him! How could you just leave him?
He got beat, man!
I'm sorry P. Geez
How could you see the she's just a kid man
This dumbass how could you not shoot better?
How could you not protect your own fucking dad?
How about that? How about you say that? How about I say that to you? Protect your fucking dad!
I'm fucking, she's fucking 10 years old bro.
Oh shit.
What's the plan here Nick?
He has no plan cause he's an idiot.
What are you doing Nick?
What the... is... ain't no fucking way, bro!
Ain't no way!
Are you for real?
I'm sorry about Pete.
Whatever fuck off, bro. I shouldn't have apologized my uncle
You got bit bro stream
He got bit what he got bit he wasn't going to make it
Shit man, I'm cold
What is she's honest and it's true
He was gonna die.
What did we do now?
I don't care.
If we're stuck here, we should at least look around.
Maybe we can find something to help us get out of here.
Knock yourself out.
Oh my god.
This dude, he's already fucking giving up.
Nick, you wanna give me some help here?
Mmm.
All these fucking adults dude, all these fucking adults are just asses!
They're all asses!
I know what it is the fuck you do what
the fuck then it's for making booze that
rigging for the piss you know what
piece of shit dude this guy is just do
you think they'll break through that
window I hate this guy I don't like
him guess I'll just stand here talking
to myself yeah I guess I'll just stand
I am tired of myself when I have some stupid fucking,
a fucking smack that cap off your head.
How are you gonna do this?
This girl is 10 years old
and she's more mature than you.
A nerve!
It's a common theme in the walking dead.
The kids who grow up already in the shit
end up better adapted to it
as long as they don't go crazy first.
I was so rude to Rotten.
I said this was rotten.
Stead him in the head and take his stuff. Oh wait. No, he got nothing
I say I'm not eat him
Wow jars of cake let me see
Whiskey now what?
I don't know that that's whiskey. What if it's like piss? What if it's fermented piss?
Why would he do this?
How does whiskey taste? Like...
Okay, this is a stupid question.
Our alcohols taste different right? How can you tell? Like if you were blindfolded can somebody tell what type of alcohol it was?
You can?
Like okay I get it like you can't-
This piece of- this motherfucking asshole.
Look at this, look at this big baby! Look at this big ass baby!
Stop!
I said stop!
I had to kill my mom. Oh shit
Sounds weird when I said how loud
Luke always used to push me I never wanted to go into business with it
Yeah, but you know when he sold me on his big plan some fucking plan
Case of beer and he just said Nick. We're burning daylight
like that was that after six months we were flat broke them I didn't care we were having fun
I wish I was like him I wish I could just keep moving all the time but right now that's all you
It's not... built like that.
Everyone I grew up with...
You know... happened to them.
Now... it's gonna happen to us.
Over my dead body.
We're all so fucked.
We'll make it.
Bullshit.
We will.
You got me.
I mean, what's the point?
We'll just march to some new place and somebody else will die.
It's never gonna stop.
Eventually, it'll be our turn.
Yeah, but...
I can't believe we've been here a day.
Hopefully it's our turn like...
A day.
Years from now.
It's been a day, right?
Hey, kid.
What?
Have a drink with me.
Ahh!
I'll have you here first.
what have a drink with me you're first
Uh, guys, should we drink alcohol?
Always?
I mean, you can't deny a drink.
What if it's...
I heard you could go blind.
Is that true?
No, she's like 11.
Actually, she's 10.
Guys, she's an adult. She's 10 years old. She can have a drink.
She's 10. That's like practically like an old woman.
We're in the apocalypse. There's no laws anymore. You can't stop someone from drinking alcohol now.
It's just a sip. Come on. Come on. It's just a sip. Let her have a little sip. Let her
have a little... I can't believe... I can't believe you guys don't want her to drink a
sip of alcohol, but you want me to kill everybody? You want me to lie about everything?
You want me to betray people?
You want me to do 101 million horrible things, but what I say, can I have a- can I have a sip of alcohol?
You guys are like, no, stop! Stop! How could you, no! How could you, no!
What the fuck?
What the- pfft!
I was gonna say put the pole up, hold on, but-
The pole- add the pole off.
Oh fuck with my polling.
What the fuck and pull up?
What the fuck and pull up bro?
Drinking would be immoral, I swear to God.
I'm gonna throw you guys into a vat of toxic waste.
Oh my god, you guys are despicable.
I can't believe you guys.
You guys will lie, you guys will murder people, you guys will do 101 million bad things, but
you won't give a 10-year-old alcohol!
That's where you draw the line?
A sip of alcohol is where you'll draw the line, right there?
You're gonna draw the line there, huh?
No alcohol for the 10-year-old.
I'm just letting you know.
I'm not denying the alcohol because I don't want her to drink.
I'm denying the alcohol because I can't trust this motherfucker to keep me alive and I don't want her to get drunk.
That's the only reason why I'm denying her alcohol, okay? Do you understand me?
This is the only reason why.
You didn't say anything.
You didn't say anything.
You said nothing to me.
There's nothing that you said to me.
You didn't say anything.
Where is her hat on her head?
Oh, hat you!
Oh, hat you br-
Ain't no way, bro.
That's crazy.
That's crazy the Generat's prevail, bro.
Angelast.
No, thanks.
Listen.
They're not coming for us.
You should go.
Run for it.
What are you gonna do?
I stay here
I'm tired you degenerate freaks. I'll find Luke and the rest. They'll take care of you
They're good people. We can make it. We have to try. I don't have to do anything. Yes, you do you piece of shit
Come with me. Are you kidding and leave all this?
You can't just sit here and die. Why not?
What is it matter? You still have Luke and everyone else. They're family
Yeah, I need your help, please
You're right
Stop drinking your freak
Oh
Look if we get separated
Cabin's only half a mile from here. You can't miss it
We're not gonna get separated because that's a baby sit your ass
Apparently a 10 year old is more mature than you
Apple hey, why don't you look in the crate the crates as apples oh?
I watch him drop the glass
Yeah, fuck you motherfucker
Come on you fucks! Look at me! Get the fuck out of here!
No! We're getting out together!
Holy shit!
The heat died?
Ain't no fuckin' way.
Ain't no fuckin' way.
I tried so hard to keep him alive!
Ain't no way!
Clem and Ty, are you alright? Luke's not with you?
Where's Alvin?
What happened?
You spent hours. Where are they?
Clem!
Pete got bit.
What?
Yes.
What happened?
Walkers.
Oh shit!
Big Peek-a-Beek!
Where were you? Where were you exactly?
Down by the stream.
We gotta go!
Just hold on a minute.
My husband is still out there! Get the guns!
Oh my god, this woman, bro, I can't.
Luke and Alvin went out looking for you.
I told them not to go.
Damn it, Luke.
You're gonna go out there!
Can you can you please watch Sarah? She's upstairs just distract her and don't tell her anything
I'll take care of her you can trust me. Thank you. You'll be safe inside
Just don't open the doors for anything. We could go out there be back soon and
Thank you
Might as well may as well get good on this guy's good side. I guess I should have told him we should be out there, too
Say cheese!
Cheese! I'm gonna tell you all about zombies now!
There was all kinds of old stuff.
I just want to know how was him not fucking sloshed.
Man's been drinking moonshine since noon till night in that shed.
Or did I miss something?
Please? Sure.
Get me in a good pose, okay?
Cheese!
Okay, I'm ready.
Uh...
Take it!
Nice pick.
What's wrong?
Um, where's my dad?
I ate your dad.
Clam, you're scaring me.
He'll be fine.
Are you sure?
Oh, fuck.
Should we tell her the truth?
Sorry, I just need to...
What's wrong with her?
Now you want to lie? I mean, he's gonna be fine, right?
What the fuck is she gonna do with that information anyway?
Okay.
Will you show me how to use it?
Oh shit.
I couldn't find any bullets.
If something's wrong, I should know.
What if I have to use one?
Okay.
But it's not a toy.
I know.
We'll teach first.
Remember, it's just a thing.
What does that mean?
Um, I don't know.
I thought it'd be heavier.
Okay.
There's no bullets in it.
What do I do?
Yeehaw!
thing is always aim for the head okay unless it's a person trying to hurt you
then what do I do just keep the shooting oh what should I shoot don't do that
sorry sorry maybe I could practice outside there's that tree no hey look
back what uh-oh what
That's not Luke.
Oh no.
Clem?
I think I know him.
He can't see me.
You'll have to make him go away.
What?
Why can't he see you?
Oh.
Clem!
I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
What?
I can't breathe!
What happened?
Shhh!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello there?
Shit, what do I do?
Uh, uh, do we tell him we have a gun?
Do we ask him who he is?
Would you ask him who he is?
Get out of here, now.
Is that how your dad taught you to greet a neighbor?
Yes.
I've got a gun.
A smart girl? I would too.
But I'm not a bad guy, honey.
Promise you that.
My family and I are set up a ways down the river on.
Kinda surprised we haven't run into each other yet.
What's your name?
No, don't tell him.
What's your name?
Ha ha ha.
My name is George, honey.
No, don't!
No.
Pleasure to meet you.
You mind if I come in for a bit?
No!
I've been out all morning and this heat has got me cooked.
Would you please leave?
This is a nice place.
Is there anyone else around?
you don't usually see cabins this big out here I'm alone really yeah I take care
of myself well I'm impressed
well I'll cut to the chase I'm out looking for my people seven of them to
be exact holy shit they've been gone a long while and I'm worried they might
have gotten lost what maybe you've seen him a couple of farm boys and an old
man Spanish guy and his daughter quiet girl bit taller than you big black guy
this big that's a lot of people to lose tell me about it this whole damn
things are pain in the ass bro I don't trust this guy
What the fuck?
She should the other girl should go up the stairs like really quick.
Bro, get the fuck out of here.
I had a plate for one person.
Looks like a tornado ran through here.
I don't ever do the dishes.
Okay well believe me, I don't either.
She's so cute.
She's so cute.
Aw.
The knife time. It's time to grab that.
Where does this go?
Oh, I'll take it.
Oh yeah, don't listen to me.
The fuck out of my house!
That's a real nice place. Kinda cozy.
Okay, if you said you were with your people, why would you say this is a real cozy place, hmm?
I knew a guy that always wore shirts like this doctor
No smug son of a bitch, but a smart man. What's his name Carlos?
Carlos well well whites in trouble oh
Shit oh shit three moves away checkmate
What was that the house is settling bitch get the fuck out of my house
I thought you said nobody's here
Nobody is here
Oh my god, my heart is pounding.
I told you, nobody's here.
Seems that way.
Didn't mean to be rude.
You are being rude, you poor thing to my fuckin' house!
if someone was poking around, right?
Sure.
Who is this?
Well, it's a kid.
Yeah. Looks like it was taken in this room.
Oh, shit.
You have no idea who these people are, do you?
Do you know them?
Let me ask you this.
When you met them, how much did they trust you?
What's your point?
If people don't trust you, how can you trust them?
Bro, fuck off, bro.
I don't trust you.
Get out of here.
No, this guy said, oh my god, I don't like this guy.
Well, I think I've troubled you long enough.
I can let myself out.
Let yourself out, bro!
Wait, who are you?
You have a real good day now.
I don't like that guy.
Where is he?
He's gone.
What if he comes back?
You know these gold downstairs and lock the door?
We need to find the others.
We can't go outside.
Does she even know what's happening?
Come to it.
Sarah.
You were with Nick, right?
We gotta go find him.
I'm the analyst here.
What?
What did she say?
Someone came to the cabin.
What?
here what what did she say someone came to the cabin what's Clementine talk to him
and you just opened the door for him calm down Rebecca calm down I am calm you
calm down shut the fuck up coming in either way I told you not to open the
door already open his name did he say what his name was maybe it wasn't him
You know damn well who it was. Yeah, but I think he was lying
What I thought he said his name was George George
Look Clem just tell us what he looked like. What was he wearing? Did he sound different?
Pat
Yeah, I must ask right
Was it Jackie Brown?
She- I don't fuckin' remember!
She- bro, I don't fuckin' remember!
Oh god, Danny.
His voice was... gravelly.
Like how?
I don't know, kinda deep and scratchy.
He talked about you, dad.
He did.
You're not gonna hurt anyone, are you?
Of course he won't Sarah. Your dad's the nicest man. I know which is why he's not gonna do anything crazy or not nice
Right?
You know, these are bad people sweetie. They will do or say anything to hurt us
Hey, I was too busy being paid.
You seem like he'd be coming back.
Yes, he's our picture of me.
A picture? What were you doing taking pictures?
Carlos. What?
You need to calm down. All right, you're scaring your daughter.
I took the picture. It's my fault. No, I asked her to it's my fault
Sarah
He was scouting
Lucky he wasn't expecting to find us
Clementine must have surprised him. She hadn't been there
Well, he was too smart to stick around but he'll be back with the rest. We don't have much time
He's right. Everyone pack up. We're moving out. We're getting the fuck out of here.
We have to leave now, sweetie, before he comes back with more bad guys. But it's gonna be okay. Let's just go get your things.
Why did you leave his camp?
Because we had to. Clem, I don't know what he told you, but William Carver is a dangerous man.
Oh, it's Carver! That's his name!
The leader of a camp not far from here and he's very smart. We were lucky to escape
Look, I'm sorry to involve you, but now that he's seen you you'll be safer with us
We have to leave
Look we got a fine nick on our way out of here, you know where he was, right? Yeah
Oliver everybody grab your stuff. Let's hit the road
now we're now we're running with them shit I should have asked them why I shouldn't
trust them but you said it was just up here yeah just a little ways hey clam sorry
if I gave you some shit back there shut the fuck up just a little on edge whatever
well don't like what you did sneaking around on us and taking advantage of my
husband why is carver after you after me oh oh you mean us oh it's a long story he
he has a hard time letting oh no I know you did your best back there you know
none of us would make it on our own sometimes it's hard knowing just how
dependent I oh shit it's his baby I'm not used to that isn't it comfortable with
that I'm supposed to be a mom soon guess I need to work on my patients
Alvin and I still don't know what to call her or him. If that man gets his wish, God help me any ideas
Clem
There that's where we were
Did you go back inside?
It looks like you went back inside
He's probably drunk as fuck.
Watch me drunk.
He's drunk and naked in there.
Oh Jesus hey man you got any aspirin
Ah, this fucking loser!
This fucking loser, this fucking guy.
I told you!
It's dead.
Oh no, man, I do.
We gotta get moving.
Okay, Carver's gang showed up.
Can you make it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Hey, Clem?
I just wanted to say thanks for not giving up on me fuck you
I'm sorry about Pete. Yeah, thanks
Nick will remember that I
Wish it was a fuck you option up. I'm trying to be nice. She wouldn't say fuck you. That's me wanting to say fuck you
What happened back there in that cell?
Lemon's nice. She's a nice girl.
like you can tell me he wanted to die it's not the first time he's been like
that but he was his last anchor I'm worried about that kid keep an eye on
him for me would you know sure he's still want to come with us no look I
know we got off to a rough start and I can't make any promises it won't get
rougher I don't have anywhere else to go well then welcome to the party yeah
Thanks.
We're, uh, we're smarter than we are.
Bro, these people, bro, she's only ten years old!
She's only ten years old, man!
We should be able to lose them up there.
Five days?
It's gonna be okay, babe.
She's ten years old, bro!
And he's like, hey, can you look after this grown-ass man?
I know you're ten and all,
but can you look after this fucking loser who's a grown-ass man?
Oh, yeah, sure.
Five days later. Oh shit bridge. Uh-oh bridges are always tough.
I think we just look for all the places that grow weed and we get as much
as we can.
That'll fix everything.
See anything?
She better see something.
We've been walking for a damn week.
We've got to find some shelter.
I see.
Oh, bridge.
And does it look passable?
I think so.
Yeah, beefy's back.
But we're almost out of food. We gotta save it.
There's a little house by the bridge.
How big is it?
It's pretty small.
We're a small house by the bridge.
There's a lift or something.
Chairlift? Must be that ski resort.
Ooh, a ski resort.
been skiing. I reckon I would once. It wasn't pretty. I've never been skiing either. There's
a building on the mountain. What's it look like? It's big. That sounds like a good place
to spend the night. We have to cross that bridge. Let's go. Hold on now. We can't
all go sprinting across that thing, okay? We get spotted out there. We're gonna be
trapped. Going around that lake will take too long. Why are they echoing? They're
We got no idea who's out there. Hey, I'm gonna sneak across make sure it's clear before you bring the whole group over
You think splitting up the group is a good idea?
I never said it was a good idea, but it's better than every one at once. What's your plan?
I'm gonna scoot across low and slow make sure nobody's waiting for us on the other side
We'll have a tough time covering from back here. Well, we'll just turn back if it gets hairy
Clementine should stay here. She's she's what?
But she's just a little girl, Luke.
She's a valuable little girl.
I can do it.
See?
No problem.
It's gonna be fine.
We'll see you guys in ten minutes.
But I don't need you to protect me, old man.
I don't need you to protect Clementine.
You stay with the group.
Clementine is a survivor and Clementine is a force.
If something happens, I'll cover you.
Come on.
This is such a weird fucking group.
Why are we gotta get stuck with them?
Why are we echoing?
That was-
What do you think they're all after family?
It's a tough world out there without people you can trust
Anyways, you you can ask Rebecca. I'm not gonna get in the middle of it. Oh, we've all made mistakes
Done things that we regret
Seems like we're already in the middle of it. Oh, tell me about it
Girl, that's his baby, isn't it?
Hmm. You can't shoot them. Too much noise.
There are only two.
Let's take them.
I like your style.
Bam! Clementine, you're cool.
I'll take the big one. You get shorty.
Wish we could use guns. We should be okay.
Got it. I'll take the small one.
Good. Let's do it.
Let's go.
Go ahead, you have a good pull, it should go free.
I know, I've done this before, remember? In a shed.
Damn, you left me in a shed!
Nice work, kid.
Ow.
Damn.
Just keep on reminding him that you guys left her in a fucking shed with our dog bite.
oh my god this bridge it's like it's gonna break it's so rickety
Whoa, crawling.
The crawling dead!
Uh oh.
Oh no, they're trapped on that bridge.
What the fuck?
How?
So many of them came so fast.
Oh
I can't reach it's okay. Clem look we'll fix your something out
What oh shit my bad
She sped all shit too!
What happened?
What did I do wrong?
Then no indicator came out at all.
I'm okay! I'm stuck!
I can't read it. It's okay. Glam look, we'll figure something out. Oh look, I'll play.
I'll play. Oh shit. It's there. Oh shit.
Hello? Oh.
This is tougher.
My hammer!
Oh my god!
Len!
Len no!
Oof.
Holy shit.
Okay, that's good. You're doing good. You're doing great!
Or the other guy's bow.
Here! Keep it here!
Oh, shit!
Holy shit, this was scary!
Oh my god.
Thanks, Kalaam.
Let's keep going.
We lost our hammer.
You see him?
What the fuck is that?
Yeah.
Just play it cool.
And you do the talking.
What?
Why me?
I don't want to get in a fight.
And you really think he chewed a little girl?
Yes.
Just don't make any sudden moves.
Don't piss him off.
I'd shoot me.
Well, that's a hell of a thing to say.
I'm just saying.
Well, if it comes to that, I'll shoot him first.
Well, who are you?
Well, who's asking?
I am.
We're a little lost.
Lost, huh?
Yeah?
Oh my god.
Who the fuck is this guy?
No.
You don't look like assholes.
Are you assholes?
No.
No offense or anything.
But you know how it is out here.
You're the one holding a gun.
Touche, you folks headed north like everyone else?
Everyone else?
I see at least one group a day move through here.
You all look the same.
It's like a great migration of the dazed and confused have you seen someone named Krista Krista
Maybe really? No, I mean a lot of people come through here. I don't know. Oh
Shit, I gotta say you do look like shit if you need food
I've got some canned stuff in that station back there. Well, that's uh awful. Nice. Yeah. What's the catch?
No catch. I've got plenty. Well, all right
What the fuck? I don't trust this guy.
No! I don't trust this guy!
What?!
Stop!
Ain't no fucking way, bro.
Nick, you dumbass.
Did I hit him? Where is he?
I told you not to shoot.
What? Who was that guy?
He was going to help us.
How do you know? Damn it, Nick. I told you not to shoot.
How was I supposed to hear you? You gave me a clear shot.
That shot rang out for miles. We gotta get off this bridge. Let's go.
Let's go this guy like everything he does is just
I just is there anyone more dumb
This fucking guy dude
I don't know look like he had a gun on you that asshole drew on me he was about to shoot
Oh, was he telling you man? He drew first
I mean, we didn't know if he was gonna shoot or not.
I know Pete was close to you, Nick, but you can't fucking talk about him.
You think he was with Carver?
I don't know. I...
No, I don't think so.
But he fell over.
He fell off the damn bridge?
We have to keep moving.
I can't.
Wait a minute.
Uh-oh.
Fine.
Luke, can I talk to you alone?
Bitch, motherfucker.
Nick, you piece of shit!
Hey, Clint!
You got anything to eat?
That's dying here.
Alvin, I told you I'm fine.
Sorry, I'm out.
Wish we still had those juice boxes.
Yeah, me too.
That man said he had food in the station.
Mind checking it out?
Maybe we could spend the night here.
A little small for us though.
Sure.
Ain't no fuckin' way this motherfuckin' grown-ass man!
There is no way this grown-ass man is asking this 10 year old little fucking girl to go scavenge for food.
There is no how is it possible that every fucking adult in this damn game is a piece of shit that can't do shit.
Can someone tell me what is happening here bro?
Literally the last good humans lie was Lee.
What the fuck happened bro?
what happened this is absolutely bonkers I'm going insane right now this is a
10-year-old girl what the fuck I can't believe this
How is bro fat in the apocalypse?
Guys, people are differently sized, okay?
Not everybody's gonna be thin.
Jesus. Jesus Christ.
I feel like I'm going crazy, bro.
I feel like I'm going psycho- like I'm going insane, bro. I'm going insane. This is ins- there is no way.
How did I get stuck with a group of incompetent adults again?
Rebecca, are you okay?
I'm alright. I just need a little rest.
And some food.
Alvin.
Alvin.
Alvin!
Hey, Clem, you take out that station yet?
Not yet. I'm ten years old, sir.
Sir, she is ten years fucking old. She is only ten fucking years old.
Thanks a lot for backing me up there.
I'm sure they're talking about me right now.
He's becoming a danger to the group
Who was that guy I swear it looked like he was holding you guys up. He could have been anybody right?
We don't know and we know he wasn't with Carver anyway. We don't know me. He takes that shot
What a fucking mess
Maybe I am losing it. I don't know anymore
God I'm hungry. What time is it anyway? I'm pretty shut the fuck up. It's not being a bitch
Damn. Damn.
What's wrong?
Well, I left my watch back at the cabin.
It was Pete's.
He gave it to me.
That's all I had left of him.
You know what?
I'm gonna go talk to him.
He's gonna go back to the cabin?
I hope he gets eaten.
What a fucking loser.
I hope he gets what he eat. I hope he gets eat, bro.
You could have gotten the watch and given it to him here. How? I could have gotten the watch?
The man said he had lots of food. There's got to be something left.
He was lying.
I don't see a key around here. That man probably had it.
Broly's probably li- he lied.
He'll kill us.
I don't see a key around here.
He's gonna lure us and kill us, bro.
He's gonna lure us and kill us, bro.
Yeah, we're- yeah, I'm just gonna go back.
Back.
W-M.
Or M-W.
Oh, my now.
Feels pretty good.
Keep it, keep it.
You, you own it.
You own it.
Yours.
It should be yours.
Kaleen.
I guess he slept here.
Radium?
It's dead.
Dead radio?
Mwa-mwa-mwa-mwa-mwa-mwa.
Welp.
Oh!
I can break it open now.
I can break it open now.
Two cans and a wizard's gambit?
Man, I thought we had a bad. Look at this dump.
Yes, he did have food.
Man, fuck Nick.
He had two hands.
Nick slaps a lot of his people, that's for sure.
But that doesn't give him any excuse to start shooting up strangers.
He was trying to help us.
Yeah, and someone died.
I ain't no judge, but that's straight-up murder in my book.
I mean, you ever know anyone to do a thing like that?
Lots of people.
It happens all the time now.
It's fucking crazy, pardon my French.
Language!
Peeches!
That's funny. She looks just like you.
What the?
Hey, Clem. There's not a lot of food here, and Rebecca...
Well, she's eating for two. You think we can keep this just between us?
I hate to even say it, you know, but...
And I'd never go against the group.
But I've gotta put Beck and the baby first.
Rebecca can have it. I won't say anything.
Thanks, Clementine.
I don't give a fuck about Rebecca. She has a baby.
We're feeding the baby.
The baby didn't ask for this.
It's an innocent baby.
Walkers. Carvers baby? Who gives a shit whose baby it is? It's a baby.
A baby didn't ask for that guy to be her, to be it's dad.
A baby.
What was that?
Well, what are we waiting for?
We have to be careful.
Careful. We've been on the road for five days.
My back is done being careful.
Damn, how do we get up there?
It doesn't look like anybody's-
So bad.
That looked like a really long hike.
Damn.
Nailed down tight.
I'll check around front.
I'll go with you.
Well, it'd be good to know if anybody's actually back there.
Probably get a better view from up top.
You'd have an easier time getting up there.
You feel like taking a look?
I have to do everything.
It'd be just like climbing a treehouse.
I had a treehouse once.
Well, there you go.
I hated it.
Oh.
He's about always making her do work, bro.
Just take it slow.
Well, I'll catch you if you fall.
Probably.
Got a good grip?
Yeah.
When I was a kid, we used to jump rooftops downtown.
Now that was fun.
That sounds stupid.
Yeah.
Ha.
Yeah, it was.
The trick was not to look down, though.
I'm gonna look down.
Oh shit, I gotta take my meds.
Flam, I need you to hold on for one second.
Just stay right there.
don't move okay I'll take my meds really quick don't don't move don't move
clam don't move clam don't don't move okay stay steady stay steady on the left
stay steady on the ladder don't move no moving
This is the strongest 10 year old I've ever met.
What do you think the canon reason why Clemage is hanging a few feet up the ladder is?
I think she's thinking about right now in the game she's thinking about how much
she regrets bumping into this group.
It's just like, God damn it man, these people, I'm 10 years old and I have more
maturity than all of them combined. People don't know what the fuck they're doing.
I can't believe this.
Shit.
And I miss me, oh, I miss me too.
Oh, I miss me too.
Don't look down now!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're fine. You're fine. Just look at me, okay?
You just told her not to look down and now you said just look at me.
Just slow down. Just for a second, okay?
You just told me not to look.
Good point.
This is dumbass. What the...
Don't look down, but look at me!
I can see the bridge.
Oooooooooh.
Oh.
I see lights.
It's really dark.
Wait, I see something!
What is it?!
A light!
Oh wait, there's another!
Luke!
Multiple lights.
Uh oh.
Luke!
This motherfucker just left me unattended?
He just left Clem unattended!
Listen, everyone, just stay calm.
Who are you?
Are you trying to rob us?
Excuse me, honey, but do I look like a fucking thief?
Everyone calm down.
Hey, man, you calm the fuck down.
Sara, get behind me.
Just tell us who you are.
We ain't here to rob nobody.
Put the gun down, man.
Fuck that!
Whoa, whoa, please just do what he says, uh-oh
Kenny
Kenny oh my god, you know this guy
It's something she would do
I'll take that as a yes.
Oh my god, Kenny's alive!
How did he- I thought he fucking died!
Oh!
I did not expect the holy shit I can't believe Kenny's alive!
What the fuck?
Ain't no fucking way!
How did he survive that?
What the fuck?
We can talk inside.
Great. I just started dinner.
Are you sure you don't mind?
It's gonna storm soon. Please, come in.
Oh my god, I can't believe Kenny's alive.
Even though I was pissed off at him and I fucking hated him.
I can't believe he's alive, bro.
Holy shit!
Whoa, what?!
Kenny and Serita have been staying with us for several weeks.
This is the Esquilage, obviously, so we have plenty of food.
Yeah, this dude never went to Florida.
We still get some power from that wind turbine out front.
We tend to keep most of the lights off at night
to avoid drawing attention.
But after we found this stuff in storage,
we couldn't resist making an exception.
What's funny?
Oh, nothing, Walt.
Walter here's one smart sum bitch.
Makes a mean can of beans too.
Well, why don't you two catch up
while I get some dinner started?
Please, make yourselves at home.
You can leave your things over there.
The hell we will!
What?
Tell him to put his gun down, then.
Oh.
Us.
We're cool.
Okay?
Hey.
Hey, we're cool.
We're cool.
Yes. I mean, I honestly don't vouch for them, Bro, because they're fucking crazy.
Isn't it great? We found it all in storage.
It's amazing.
Bro, I feel like Nick is gonna- Oh God, I don't know, man.
The only way that Kenny survived is by pulling some Florida man bullfuckery.
This coming from a Florida born-to-tell-you-what?
I can't believe Kenny's alive.
wearing this dirty old thing huh you know I half expected to see Lee walk up
next to you guys were like two peas in a pod oh shit I didn't mean to it's just
hard not to think about it you know okay he saved me he saved me I knew it I
I knew he would. That guy had a fire and insure his shit.
Hell.
He was a hell of a guy.
He was a hell of a guy.
When my son...
He took care of him. I'll never forget that.
So, where'd you end up?
I was with Krista and Omid.
I was with Krista and Omid.
Oh, Mead. Well, Krista and I were together for a while, but these guys caught us. She's gone.
Awww.
Sounds like it ain't been easy for ya. I'm sorry, darling. I wish I could've found you sooner.
Where have you been?
Oh, hell. All over after Savannah.
How did you get out of there?
For some reason, I tried to save that fucking shit-bird bed.
bad man turned into a damn cluster couldn't help the kid but I got out
long short I got lucky real lucky spent a long time alone after that it's a
look how did he make it out well and then I met Sarita thank God is that his
gosh it's great to have you back you two catching up oh this is my girl Sarita
ain't she beautiful she is beautiful hey Walt where's Matthew he's still out
there rooting around of course he is well I'll start dinner Carlos right mind
if I steal your daughter for a secret mission yes stay in sight sweetie can
we do anything to help could use a hand outside we got a lot of supplies to
bring in before that storm hits.
Sure.
Clem, why don't you help Walt with dinner?
I really should be on watch, kiddin' walkers, because I'm cool.
Hey, Clem inside.
Settling in well enough?
Yeah, thanks.
Excellent.
Want to help me prepare a little dinner?
Uh.
So how do you know Kenny?
No.
He and Serita have been a huge help.
Matthew and I barely knew what to do around here the first week.
We're old friends.
I met him after it happened.
When he was with Lee?
Yeah, he only told us a little.
Connecting with people is so important.
I don't know what I'd do without Matthew.
Gosh, you remind me of my students.
I can't imagine what it's like.
What the fuck is that? Beans? Shut up, that got brains.
It hasn't been easy.
It hasn't been easy.
I can imagine. It's hard enough as an adult.
Disgusting beans!
Hmm. Almost done. Would you do me the honor of tasting the first course, madam?
Does it have poison in it?
What is this?
What is this?
Le Walter's surprise and a tumble legume salad with a peach rube.
Huh?
It's peaches and beans. It's all we got.
Huh. Striking resemblance.
Anyway, I'll take it from here.
What?
Where do you get that from?
Where'd he get those? Where'd he get that from?
Guys?
Oh no.
Oh shit.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. This is bad. This is real bad.
Cousin Gerrard's concert, October 13th, 1998.
This is really bad.
Crazy.
He's a Dronik?
Reminds me of school.
Beautiful.
Anyone understand?
I hope any continues to understand.
HMMHMM...
DA DA DA DA DA DA DADADADA
Is it Christmas?
What's this song you're humming?
Good King Wenceslas
It's my favorite Christmas song
What's it about?
It's about a King
that brings food to a poor man. The King and the servant march all night through a cold winter storm
to reach the man
The storm is very strong
After a long time, it gets so cold that the servant can't go on.
But the king tells the servant to just step in his tracks.
Mark my footsteps, scoot my page, tread thou in them boldly.
Thou shalt find the winter's rage, freeze thy blood less coldly.
What the fuck?
That's kind of...
It means that doing good things for people can be good for you, too.
Freeze thy blood from winter's rage!
I'll bear in the first place if the king hadn't made him.
good point
claim we could use some help
yes there are you take this and string them up over there
you knew Kenny before
it must be incredible to see him again
when i met him
he's so different now
how do you meet Kenny
i found him hold up in an old restaurant
if you can believe it
old restaurant
hold up
You should have seen as big then.
Perfect.
Now we just need the topper.
We always had an angel-
The tree topper!
My family didn't celebrate Christmas.
But I still love the decorations.
I have my hat.
My hat goes on my head.
No tree topper for me.
It's crazy.
Why would they follow us this far?
We can't be sure.
It's been a week, man.
We gotta be out of the woods.
We can't be sure.
They might be tracking us.
Tracking?
What do you think they are, ninjas?
Clem, Luke said you saw some people in the valley.
People?
Way down there.
How?
She's got binoculars, genius.
I saw lights.
Which way did they go?
Back into the woods.
We cannot take any chances.
We leave at dawn.
But we're safe here for tonight, right?
Clementine, you talked to that man Walter, right?
What did he say?
You didn't tell him anything about us, did you?
We have to be careful.
We mostly talked about Kenny.
Kenny is the loud man with the beard?
Yeah, that's him.
Oh, shit.
Look, I don't care what the hell he said, we're staying here tonight.
Just talk to the rest of them.
They trust you.
See where you can find out.
Bacabac, Walter!
You wanna go find Luke?
Walter and Mercado!
I don't feel so good.
Uh-oh, she and her baby.
That's fine.
I just need something to drink.
You got it.
I'll be right back.
Somebody's gonna have her baby today.
Today!
Are you okay?
Just got a little dizzy.
I can't even take care of myself.
How am I supposed to raise a child?
Girl, why are you telling this to a 10-year-old?
How can anyone now?
I think it's possible.
How do you know?
I think it's possible.
I think it's possible.
I think it's possible.
How do you know?
I think it's possible.
I think it's possible.
I think it's possible.
I think it's possible.
I think it's possible.
I think it's possible.
how do you know well i don't know i'm 10 year old
i know it's gonna be hard well this woman's like i'm already her trouble so a 10 year old
because i know that no matter what happens i'll get to meet someone new
she's kicking want to listen no that feels most good huh can i
No it's a zombie baby!
What?
It's not his.
Who's is it then?
Say it.
If Alvin finds out he'll kill us.
Say it!
I don't know what to do.
Say it, woman. Say it.
I can't believe I'm asking a little girl for advice.
He won't kill you.
There's my man.
You all right, baby?
I'm fine, you big dope.
Just need to get some food, baby.
How could anybody like-
Thanks for staying with your clan.
Can you ask that Walter guy when we're going to eat?
I love you, silly bear.
I hate it when you call me that.
We can't make any fast judgments in this apocalypse.
I'm just saying.
I love you, too.
Wait, now, you can't keep playing like this.
Where's your sheriff hat?
Without it, everyone will die.
Should we get the angle, the ball, or the stone?
Oh, my hat!
My hat!
Ah!
I got it on my head.
I'll tell you what I'll tell you what you don't I don't need I don't need you guys
to decide for me I already know I already know what's gonna go on I'm
I'm getting the angle.
Wanna lie?
Cause that's what my mom's tree topper is.
She looks so cool.
Beautiful.
That's what my momma always puts a tree, an angle tree topper on the tree.
I used to love this time of year.
As for Mama, I'm always does.
Happy and Walter are amazing people.
Honestly, it's dangerous to be this kind, but they can't help it.
Wait until you meet Matthew. He's a real character. The first time he met me, he called me Rita.
What does Matthew look like? Oh, he's a handsome man.
Little shorter than Walter. He should be back soon.
I wanted to ask you does Kenny seem different to you I didn't know him before and well I'm curious
he has good days and bad days like everyone else but lately I get the feeling he's struggling
he's always struggling Kenny to me oh well that's good well you three have been busy Kenny
I think I can manage Ken I said I got it always has to play the gentlemen but I'll
tell you that's the same old candy to me well everyone dinner is served come on let's see
It seems like the same old guy that does that same shit all the time.
It's crazy how you can meet people in different stages of their lives and they could just
be completely different people.
I wish I hadn't pulled that trigger.
Just try to forget about it.
Outta your clan!
Oh shit.
Oh no.
Oh no, stop waving at me you freak!
Yeah, can we just sit by ourselves?
I don't want to sit next to anybody.
Alright, here's my thought process.
I honestly don't trust this new group.
I think they suck.
I hate them.
okay I fucking hate them they've been nothing will mean to me okay it did
nothing will mean to me
And I think I also don't like candy okay I also don't like candy because he's he's
weirdo and he pisses me off, right?
Okay, and I don't know, I don't know, I don't know what kind of person he's
become after all this time. I don't know what kind of person he's become. You
know what I mean? I don't know if he's still the same guy or if he's not, you
You know?
Man, this is so tough.
Man, this is so tough.
I just feel like...
Lee would pick this!
Shit, man.
Shit, I don't know, man. I feel so like fuck.
I feel like this is the hardest choice to make.
I feel like, okay, okay, listen, listen here, remember, they also said, remember this, remember
this, remember this, when I went upstairs, Carlos was like, oh, try to find out one more,
like they even told me try to find out one more, you know, and I can't find out more
if I don't sit with them, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean, guys?
You know what I mean?
Do you know what I mean?
I already know stuff.
It's just, it's not just a table.
It's not just a table, guys.
It's not just a table.
This is not just a table.
It's not a simple.
It's not a simple.
This is my life.
This is Clem's life.
It's not that simple.
This is Clown's life!
I'm gonna sit with Kenny
Because I feel like we could learn more.
If we say we can, why are you looking at me like that?
Why are you looking at me like that?
You know what? I never had to deal with this shit. You wanna know why?
Because I never ate lunch with people, okay? I ate lunch by myself.
Here you go, Clem.
Never have to deal with this shit. Yeah, I feel bad, bitch. You locked me in a fuckin' barn.
What's the deal with the kid? And what's his name? Luke? He in charge? You trust him?
Kenny, please.
Sarita, we don't know these folks.
I like him. He's a good guy.
Would you trust him with your life?
Luke, yes. Maybe so.
That guy, Big Al?
He said they were on the run.
Some people are after them.
Well, you don't have to worry about that no more.
They'll go tomorrow and you can stay here.
Absolutely. Honey, you stay with us as long as you want.
She's staying for-
You're gonna make me choose to leave or stay?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh no.
Are they gonna ask me that for real?
Yeah, but okay, I'm kind of like I'm conflicted cuz like you know they didn't leave us in
a fucking shed like we've been through shit together you know what I mean?
That group really does have a lot of drama.
I feel bad though, cause I feel like we've...
I can't, I made a promise to the girl.
Good.
If that's what she wants.
I can't leave my friends.
What?
What?
I made a promise to the little girl.
They can stay too.
No.
Honey.
I made a promise to that girl, Brule.
I can't break a pinky promise.
What?
What just happened?
Hey there.
Hey.
Hope you like the food.
Oh, it's...
It's great. Thank you.
Beaches and beans.
Great for nutrition.
Not too great on the way out though, I tell ya.
Why'd they swap seats?
That was awkward as shit! What the fuck?
So it's Luke and Nick.
Luke and Nick.
You guys sure do look like a match.
What's that supposed to mean?
I'm just saying you look like good friends, that's all.
So, what was your plan here?
Hold out for the winner?
Actually, we were thinking of moving on somewhere up north even boy
Oh, you ever heard of a place called Wellington Wellington Wellington
The hell is that a place? Yeah?
Krista and I were going there
Supposed to be a big camp up near Michigan
Yeah, Michigan think about it fresh water lots of land and cold-ass winter so the walkers get slow sounds like bullshit
Listen Vanilla Ice, I don't know what your deal is, but you're more than welcome to take off in the morning
That'd be just fine by me. What's the deal with these guys clowns? Fuck you, buddy. It's fine Nick. We're not staying
She's staying please don't fight
Gentlemen, please I can't believe I'm the most mature person in this room
I can't believe it. We've all had a long day. I can't believe it.
The most mature person in this room is ten years fucking old!
Duck? Who's Duck?
Duck was his son.
Yeah, feel bad.
Hey Clementine, would you lend me a hand outside for a moment?
Holy shit! Oh my god! Emotional roller coaster in that room!
I used to be a teacher. I remember what it's like to be caught in the middle of two clicks.
I suspect they'll find common ground soon enough. It may take a little time, but that's
just how these things work. Everything will be fine.
What the fuck are we gonna do now?
relationships are like any machine you don't throw them out when they break down
you get your hands dirty and you grease the wheels I want to stay with you and
Kenny then stay you shall I know that'll please Kenny and he missed you I
can assure you they say the world is over but I'll tell you a secret fuck
these guys did people are more political now than they ever were before in the
end we can't change the world all we can do is continue to learn from each
other to empathize and use our heads war is a symptom of man's failure as a
thinking animal Steinbeck have you read him well we have plenty of places to
read in my father was a massing or my favorite I think you'll like it in
any case the point is as long as we have our wits about us we can always
just make the right choice.
Right?
It's never that easy.
What's the matter, Clemence, huh?
Is there something you wanna tell me?
Yes.
I'm worried about Matthew.
You can talk to me, Clemence.
There's almost nothing you can tell me
that would surprise me.
People are chasing us.
I can promise you that.
I'm just worried about the people chasing us.
You're safe now.
Don't worry, Matthew will be back soon.
And everything will be fine.
He's not coming back.
Hey kids, what are you two talking about?
Oh, politics.
The hell?
Well, being from Florida, I would imagine
you know all about politics.
Man, I know one advantage living in the apocalypse
is not dealing with that shit no more.
Holy shit.
I was just going to check the windows round back
before this storm hits.
Give us a hand.
Oh, great.
More work for me.
I should tell Kenny about Matthew.
What the fuck is that?
Miss?
Wait, what?
Oh my God!
Please, do you have any food?
Are you okay?
It's Bonnie!
I have a family. We're starving. We live down there.
Of course. Why don't you come in, Miss?
Bonnie.
What the fuck?
I know her!
I know her!
Oh!
I'll be too careful, bro.
Wait, did she never go to a camp?
What she did, right?
Got plenty. You stay put. I'll be right back.
Why?
I'm sorry, but this echo is pu-is-is taking me out.
We are not in a cave. Why did they add echo to all this?
Pfft.
We're not in a fucking cave. What's happening?
What the fuck?
The reverb, whatever the fuck. The canyon.
You're telling me we're echoing from up here?
It's not like we're yelling for her.
Little girl like you.
She goes?
How old are you, sweetie?
I'm 11.
I would've thought older than that.
Here you are, miss.
This is too much.
Don't mention it.
I don't know how to thank you.
Add a reverb, the reverb.
I just hope someone else down the line.
Thank you so much.
I'll be going now.
You stay safe.
You too.
Clem, go on inside and get to bed.
Walt and I gotta talk for a second.
Oh shit.
Who's Bonnie a part of that bad group?
Clementine.
Don't freak out.
AHHHH!
Listen, I gotta tell you something.
What?
That guy on the bridge was Walter's friend.
Oh shit, I already knew that.
See, I knew something was off, so I asked to read him about their friend.
Now they're all worried he's not back yet.
What are we gonna do?
I don't know.
I don't think Walter knows yet, so we have to keep this quiet. I mean, who knows what the hell he'd do if he found out?
We should tell them. We should tell him.
He's gonna ask who did it, and you're gonna tell him. It's the right thing to do.
It's right to give you a phone because that's what's gonna happen.
How do you know? You don't know that?
You still have that knife?
Because if it was Matthews and Walter Cesar, he's gonna put two and two together. It's with the other weapons.
Okay, well go get rid of it. Now I'll find Walter and run interference. Oh and uh
Keep an eye out for Nick. I'm right here. What's up?
You killed his friend you fucker. There's nothing man. I just wanted to check and see if you're okay
We have to tell you something
Hey, if there's something going on, I want to know you killed a friend. Just go back to bed Nick
No
show him
Show him what he did
Oh Jesus. Oh God. God damn it, hey Nick, shut the fuck up. I can't man. I can't.
Oh no, it's his partner? Oh no, his boyfriend.
Ah shit.
Uh oh. Well that changes things.
Oh, shit.
Well, that- why does that change anything?
Cause he's gonna be even more pissed!
I can blow it.
Blow it! It's over!
I have to tell him, Luke.
What? No! UK!
Nick, you cannot do that. Are you fucking nuts?
I gotta- I can't live with that on me.
You should tell him.
Yeah, yeah. Nick, I'm warning you.
This is fucking suicide. I'll live with it.
Jesus Christ. Jesus.
I can't handle this.
Tell him, just go do that thing. Alright?
Why do you want to be dishonest? Just tell him the truth, bro.
It's the right thing to do.
I accidentally shot him and killed him.
It's gone.
Uh oh, he found it.
Walter, put the knife down.
Uh-oh.
I always liked this knife.
I gave it to Matthew when all this started.
I know he's dead.
Who did it?
Was it that kid?
What's his name?
Nick?
Oh, she already knew!
or something about shooting a man.
I can see it.
I can see it on his face.
Oh, shit.
I wasn't sure then, but now...
It was us.
It was our fault.
Jesus.
I, um...
I don't feel good.
Nick shot him.
But it was an accident!
I mean it really wasn't, but like, you know?
Is Nick a good man?
Or is he just like everyone else?
Guys, he's a piece of shit, but he's not bad, he's just shit, he just sucks.
He's not a bad guy, he just sucks.
He's just really dumb, and he's bad, and he's dumb, he's not a bad man.
He's just really fucking stupid.
In my opinion, stay silent on this-
HAHAHAHA
Don't say anything.
What does he mean by that?
Like, what does he mean by
oh, is he like everybody else?
What does that fucking mean?
What does that even mean?
We don't even know what that means!
It's not gonna say shit.
Is he just one of those fuckers that don't give a shit about anyone but themselves?
She doesn't even care about himself.
He was always going out alone, I told him something like this would happen, but he wouldn't listen.
No, Matt always knew rest. What's going on?
You need to get out of here.
This world is hell.
Yeah.
People like Matthew aren't coming back.
This is it, and now he's gone!
Say yes, say you're sorry, bro.
Apologize.
What did you do?
Did you hurt him?
Did you hurt Matthew?
Call him the truth, man.
Hello?
I didn't do anything, Craig.
What?
What?
It's fucking power, bro!
Guns.
Guns?
That thing's a damn dinner bell!
Kenny!
Kenny!
Nick should not be allowed to have a fucking gun!
What the hell was that?
Damn it!
Transformer must have gone.
Not a check.
I could use a hand.
I'll go with you.
I'm going to.
No! It's too dangerous!
He doesn't want to lose anybody else.
Shut down!
Nick, it's time to redeem yourself, bro.
All right, turn it...
Why are we...
Why are we waiting so long?
Why don't...
Why don't we just turn back the fuck off?
Turn it off!
I can do it.
Turn it off!
Okay.
We'll watch your back.
You can't scan the trees with me.
Oh my god, this bro is 10 years old!
Help!
Here we go.
She is 11 years old.
Sorry, sorry, she's 11.
She's 11 years old, bro.
11 years old.
Uh oh, here they come.
Love the name, right?
Yeah.
But not the Bonnie and the Amy.
Oh god, here they come.
Here they come, did they?
Bro, come on.
How long have they been staying here?
Did they not secure the area?
real. Did they not secure the area bro?
Oh
Oh
You're not black!
Blimey!
Carlos, no!
Carlos, no!
You left a gun!
You left a gun, Carlos!
Grab it girl! Just grab it, you know what to do, you know what to do, you know what to do!
Quick, time to rifle shot!
Not over mother fucker, open wide!
Uh oh.
oh my god damn bro holy shit I wish I could say I feel bad but kind of don't
I kind of don't bro I kind of don't cuz he lied he said he was gonna tell the
truth that he didn't tell the truth in the mind
I don't know you should have said he was good. Oh, yeah, I'm lying. You didn't see him
Clem Walker's got him
Walter
Clementine are you okay listen if I tell everybody that Walter did it they're all gonna start fighting him. They're all gonna die
He knows what he's been doing.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no!
It's this motherfucker!
Oh my god, Bonnie's with him!
No!
Fuck!
Where's Rebecca?
Carver.
Holy shit, got him.
Dad!
Sarah!
Sarah, no!
Inside.
There are no!
Inside.
Holy shit, I can't believe Bonnie...
Bonnie turned bad.
Keep moving.
God damn it, Bonnie's bad, fuck.
Let's go Clementine we can save this. We can save this. We can save this situation. We can save this.
You're eleven years old now.
Nice.
Please, it's fucking place, Bonnie.
Power and everything.
A lot of window fillings.
It's fucking huge.
Bill's gonna hate it.
How the rest of them could be anyway?
Yeah, I'm hiding back here.
I will kill you.
Man, how the fuck are we gonna cover these guys and look for them too?
Johnny, cover that window.
Sneaky little snakes or sneaky little snake?
I'm a sneaky little snake!
Shit.
Don't worry, don't worry, we're gonna get these fuckers.
We're gonna get these sons of bitches.
Oh, shit.
Carlos, no!
Listen, I'm only gonna ask her once.
Where's Rebecca?
Son of a...
Look at me.
Oh, no.
I thought I'd be okay.
Becca!
Becca!
Our baby deserves to be raised in a place of self-
Oh, my God!
I know you're out there.
No!
Alvin!
Luke!
The girl!
This is real simple.
You want this over quick.
You all play nice.
I can't- I can't help but feel like I'm watching that scene from...
the fucking last of us when they're in the ski lodge.
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
It show your faces.
It's literally like...
That was the same day.
You don't know, Alvin.
We gotta go down there.
I can't do that.
We have to help Carlos.
The only way to help him is to do what the man says.
No.
What about Luke and Kenny?
Look at those guns.
We start shooting and people are going to die on both sides.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Clint can sneak out.
Find Lou.
What the hell is she going to do?
And you heard him?
Harvard knows she's with us.
Just stop!
Don't hurt my dad!
Oh my God!
We're going down now.
We're going down to kill you
Shit
Don't want to fucking surrender to this fuck, bro feel like
I feel like I could find him.
I feel like I could.
I know- I know they put me in a shed, guys.
What would we do?
I don't know.
I mean, I feel like we would go get help.
You please would not surrender.
What's Kenny gonna do? I don't know Kenny and Luca guns! What do you mean?
He could snipe, Kenny's a Florida man, he got this, fuck bro.
I don't know, bro. Kenny will bring the gator. Yeah, what if Kenny comes in and brings a
bunch of alligators and he saves the day with his group of alligators? You know what
I mean...
At least a Gator Man!
I'm not surrendering because Clem won't surrender. Clem is just not that she's not that type of girl guys.
You don't know that.
I'll find Luke and Kenny. Stay here.
Clem will never surrender.
She's not that type of girl bro.
Let's see if I can get your attention.
Think you promised broken?
Well, you know what? Too bad.
Bad role.
Clam!
oh shit
we're on easy street
and we're working on the little champagne
Now the hood champagne!
Ah!
AHHHHHHH!!!
Uh oh...
You're good.
You all right?
Where's Luke?
Hell I don't know.
He was whining about something rather so I told him to take a hike.
Shit, bro.
I
Won't be still alive
Fuck
Looks like they got everyone who are these guys can we take them?
I've got a pretty clear shot on the one we have to try oh
Oh
Shit
Oh damn he's gonna kill he's gonna kill
Walt!
Oh my god!
That's for our man!
Now I didn't wanna do this!
But you ain't leaving me much choice.
Oh shit!
So here's what's gonna happen!
I'm gonna march another one of your friends out here,
and I'm gonna put a bullet in the back of their head!
Or you can give up now!
Your choice!
Motherfucker!
Oh my god, everybody's gonna die.
Kenny, over there!
Hi, Alvin.
Phil, no! Tell him to stop!
Kenny, stop!
Alvin?
Damn.
We have to save Alvin.
He's out of shot.
He's actually nice.
What do you think?
Clam?
Oh, shit man.
Oh man, fuck, why is everybody asking me, she's just, she's just 11 years old!
She's just 11 years old!
Oh my gosh, it's just 11 years fucking old, it's just 11 years old, fuck my hair, goddammit!
Oh
Oh
Why would clean the event? Oh, are you saying for me to take the gun and shoot them?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
At least we try, you know.
We're gonna fucking shoot him.
We're gonna shoot him. We're gonna see you.
We're gonna see you. Well, we're gonna take the shot. We're gonna take the shot. We're gonna see you.
Everybody's dying! No!
Shot!
Shoot him!
Oh shit!
I can keep this up all night.
Serita!
You can't do it.
We're coming out!
Let's go. Fuck you, Bonnie!
Where's Luke?
Finally cut and run, huh? Why am I not surprised? I warned you. I warned you not to follow him.
Look where he's led you and who the fuck are we gonna follow you? You're a madman psychopath
All right round them up
Damn bro
Kind of regret it maybe we should just surrendered
We should have just surrendered, bro.
At least we tried.
At least we tried, man.
They've come.
There's no time.
The fit is over.
You can't go back now.
Son of a bitch would've shot Walton no matter what we did.
Well, I ain't going out like that.
Not without a fight.
I know.
The folks are sore over what happened.
Let's remember, these are our brothers and sisters and they all have a vital role to
play in this community.
What the fuck?
Shut the fuck up.
They strayed from the flock, yeah.
don't mean they can't earn their way back into the fold. That don't mean we can't find it in our hearts to forgive them.
No one full well. Those who choose not to accept our love.
Uh oh. That's not good.
Uh, took the blame for Sarah's photo? 48.5%? Who did you sit with at dinner? 64% of players
sat with Kenny. Told Walter the truth about Matthew. 56% told the truth. You and 43.7%
of players let Walter make up his own mind about Nick. You and 43.9% of players sought
Kenny's help. Shit.
I mean, it's so- man, I feel bad that a lot of- that so many people died, but at the same
time-
City IDF, reach character.
Death, make the hat bigger.
Thus is heavy.
The head that wears the hat.
I feel like us just surrendering and not even trying.
I feel like you make sense though.
Like Kenny said it in the preview.
You would've killed somebody regardless.
You know what I mean?
This motherfucker thinks he's Negan?
You could never be Negan, Carver!
Fuck you!
Bitch asshole!
You could never be Negan!
Never!
Wanna be Negan ass?
Could never be him!
He's just a wannabe!
Yeah, his T-Move!
That is a little rough.
Kind of regret my choice.
I kind of do regret my choices.
Pardon me, I am very torn. I am very torn with surrendering.
Maybe I should have surrendered.
What Alvin and Walter survived?
Fuck. I just don't know.
Yes, no.
I mean, there's no turning back now. Alvin, yes.
Alvin!
Alvin!
On the next episode of The Walking Dead, did we have enough time?
I think we do.
Okay, let's go.
It harms way.
I think we have enough time.
Shit, who do you think did this?
La Booboo.
Family.
Clen, it's family.
People like Matthew aren't coming back.
And neither are you, Walter, neither are you, Nate.
No!
Rebecca, our baby deserves to be raised in a place of safety.
Go to hell, you fucker.
Ben, you killed people and you broke that guy's fingers!
We're going home as a family.
Yeah, that's three people dead.
We're gonna be together as a family in a safe place as I kill everybody in the room.
You about done over there?
Yeah, one second.
Thanks for coming with me.
It's scary out here.
I know they made you.
It's so nice that you came.
We're friends.
We're friends.
Friends look out for one another.
We are, aren't we?
Well, if you need to pee, let me know.
I'll keep look out for you, too.
But don't look into all I pee.
I don't want you to look at me.
Not while I pee.
I'm a shy pee-er, you know.
I can't have people looking at me.
Troy, get him tied up.
We'll do.
Aw, yeah, he feels bad, huh?
Now we're on our way.
Tied up, cool little girls!
Make sure everyone's pressed.
Makes you feel big, huh, big, big?
Motion's not just running high.
I'm so scared of those little girls!
If I find out you've been wasting fuel to keep that fucking heater going, I'll make you walk back.
Nope, froze my ass off. Just like you told me to.
It ain't polite to listen to other folks' conversations.
Get your talking right in front of me.
Has anyone ever taught you that?
I used to have a walkie-talkie like that.
Oh really? And what happened to it?
Because you can't have this one.
It caused trouble. People got hurt because of that stupid thing. People died.
Well, if you try and take this one, honey, I'll hurt you myself.
Get the girls in back with the rest of them. We got a bit of a drive ahead of us.
More... Clem? You know, on my cloud, she just likes telling you like it is, you know?
My cloud just tells you like it is, bro. I hate this guy, too. I hope we can kill him.
Are you guys okay?
Imagine talking to a child like that, couldn't be me.
Hey, did he hurt you?
Hey!
Hey!
Couldn't be me bro, couldn't be me.
Couldn't be me, yo.
And he's alive, yeah!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I bet you feel big and bad talking to a child like that, pussy.
Pussy-ass bitch.
Coward.
So how's the weather, guys?
I don't know how to give up.
Bill this whole time. It's Carver Carver Carver now. He's fucking Bill. Oh, I
See what it is y'all are just getting a ride home. Aren't you that's what's going on here?
You don't understand. He's different. It's worse
The fuck are you talking about?
He wants to punish us. What do you mean worse the fucking psychopath now?
You have no idea what you're dealing with
idea back at the lodge and I don't intend to sit around here and let that
happen to the rest of us. I'm trying to help. He's actually right. I'm sure Walt will really appreciate your help. Like you help Dalvin. That's not fair. You're blaming him for the actions of a madman. I am pointing out that regardless of intent there are consequences to rash actions. Something that he seems to be misreading as capitulation. I don't know what you're saying but I know it's bullshit. We have to do something.
Kenny!
You can't reason with it.
Oh shit, Jackpot!
Oh!
Sit down.
You're going to get us all killed.
Y'all don't know what you're talking about.
We get cooped up in some kennel like a bunch of fucking dogs.
It's over.
You don't know that.
Yeah?
Well, I've been in this situation before.
You ever been a prisoner?
Kenny, please calm down.
I think everyone is just tired and cranky.
She's right.
We should all take it down a bit.
I
Now we're talking Carver will be on the other side of that door with ten people
Dear baby, it's okay
Everything's gonna be fine
Bro, Kenny needs to calm the folks down
But at this point, maybe Luke is the only hope we have
But even if he did
If he was gonna do something he'd have done it by now
Who knows what he's dealing with?
Anything can happen out there
Even if he did, like, how were we gonna go?
We can't exactly jump out the door
He'd be happy around, but he wouldn't just leave us behind
That guy's a flake
I could tell the second I said I saw him
Luke will help us. I'm yeah when after that crazy
Hey, look clam
We're close
Okay, let's do this. They have guns. What exactly do you expect to do?
I'm gonna punch the first son of a bitch
I see then I'm gonna take his gun and use it to shoot the next son of a bitch
I see
This ain't your call
Hey, just if something happens just help out, okay? Don't you know get yourself hurt or nothing, but any help would be good
Hey, Clem look at me. You trust me, right?
Kenny, please just just listen to them. Yeah, okay. I trust you. I'll do what I can all right
I'm scared, but we got to do this
All right
Kenny!
Kenny, are you okay?
Looks like we're not doing shit.
I think so.
Oh, what hit me?
It's probably for the best.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
God damn breaks ain't working for shit!
Alright, up in Adam!
Oh my god.
The camp was bad. The camp that they went to was evil.
Oh my God. I don't believe in anything anymore. I don't believe in love. I don't believe in happiness.
I don't believe in safety. I don't believe in comfort. I don't believe in anything.
She seemed so nice. What the fuck?
Oh my god! She was evil! She was a part of the crazy people this whole time!
AHHHHHHHHHH!
I can't believe this bro! You can't trust anybody!
The fuck? How'd you get your restraints off? Come here!
We've got some familiar faces back with us tonight.
Now, I understand some of you are confused as to why we bring these people back when they left us as they did.
I think I've got an idea.
I might not come on at once, but time will heal these wolves.
You'll be patient with them until they're done.
Oh my god.
Think solace in knowing them.
They're here to help us make our home a better place.
All these feelings point at the paramedic star
Betrayal
Hey
They're all valid. No one the only person who feels that it's probably you buddy
Look how much food they have. Oh, I hope you ain't saying what I think you're saying
No
Come on
Can I wait until morning?
You're all exhausted.
Just come the fuck on.
No.
I need him.
I need my dad.
I can't.
He looks after me.
I'm sorry.
I know you're scared.
I thought we'd never come back here.
My dad said we wouldn't.
I wish I could talk to him.
Don't worry, bro.
Thanks, Clem.
I got you, bro.
Make sure you stay off the fence.
You can save a person with it.
Oh my god, this is like the savior's all over again.
This motherfucker thinks he's naked!
You're all best get some rest there ain't gonna be much for you tomorrow. You're gonna be working hard
That's for you
Yeah, it would be fucking bill keeps me out in the cold, but at least I'll be comfortable. Hey guys
Who's that so sorry, I'm so sorry what did they do to you?
This could have been worse, trust me. I'm lucky to be alive.
I guess I should...
Reggie helped us when we ran away.
I know. I feel the same way.
What happened to his arm?
What happened to his arm? I don't know.
We were all running out together, but then he fell.
And everybody kept running.
Oh no.
I know he had both his arms then.
They got me working outside.
Lurker just snuck up on me while I was hammering something.
something. Oh shit, he does arm-bill.
Why could he give the arm off quick? Saved my life.
That's awful. I'm so sorry.
Look, it was my choice to help you guys.
Hey, Reggie. Oh, hey Troy.
Don't go fucking up now. Bill's real close to letting you out of here.
You make sure things stay nice and quiet out here tonight.
What? What are we letting you out of here?
Just how helpful you were.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Are people stuck in certain places of the building and they can't leave? Jesus.
All right, let me introduce you. We were with them when we got caught.
Hey, I'm Reggie. That's me, and that's Kenny.
Heya. Hello, who are you? This freaks you out.
My name's Clementine. It's very nice to meet you, Clementine.
Hey, where's Carlos?
Bill's already got him looking at some folks.
Oh, okay.
Oh, shit.
What about Pete?
Pete dead.
What about Nick?
Nick dead.
He was always taking stupid risks.
Can't seem surprised.
Poor guy.
Can you guys save it for the morning?
was gotta be up early. Who's that? Who's that? I don't know. I don't recognize the voice. No problem.
Sorry about that. Okay, that's Mike. He's kind of a dick when he's tired. But like I said,
he saved my life, so I could up with that shit. Bill put him to work outside the wall with me.
I'm so sorry. Stop with all the sorry. It was my choice. Besides, he said once you were all
He let me rejoin the group so I'm glad you're here
I know I mean he did say that
I'm not happy about it. Who's she?
She from the girl here. Oh
Yeah, right. Okay, so she's fucking weird
They found her sneaking around outside the camp covered in guts and just like the grossest shit
It's probably best not to stare. I
I don't know how it must look but it's really not that bad here Reggie no I'm
serious where else are you going to find food like we have we've got the can
stuff and now with the greenhouses coming along we've got fresh food the
building's getting more and more secure all the time mostly through forced
labor but that's only temporary they've even got the solar panels working
when was the last time you had electricity huh just came from a
watch with a wind turbine it's not a competition I'm just saying it's not as
bad as you think we're building something great here guys a real community
share that's exactly what I've made mistakes and he's forgiven me that
doesn't make up for what he's done Reggie Carver killed my friend Walter okay
I don't know what happened
Listen, I'm really close to getting left back into the group. What's that happen?
Oh, I don't trust this guy. He just wants in with the crowd.
Comfortable? What do you think this is?
I just don't want you to mess things up for me.
Bro, what?
I've never been hard to get to this point. Will you please just try not to cause any trouble?
It leaves the whole being broke me then once I'm out I could help you more
Maybe even help get you out. We won't get you in trouble. They're expecting me to keep things in line out here
Carver such a great guy. I'm sure you've got nothing to worry about
We can at least talk about it more in the morning
Just have a quiet night and chat again tomorrow. I can't believe what I'm hearing
Look the fact is Bill had every reason to kill me one side is nice, but he didn't
Obviously I don't know what happened while you were all gone but he's given me a
second chance and I know he'd do the same for you. I can't believe this yeah he
is a rat. Reggie, I don't want a second chance. He's gonna rat us out. After what he did to Alvin, I want him dead.
Uh-oh. I need to sit down. The baby! Yeah come on. Zella, can you go see if there's
something for her to drink? Okay. Yeah, there's water over by the benches.
Shut the fuck up! That didn't go as planned. Don't talk to us. Should have
actually made a plan man fuck that guy yeah trust him I mean clearly he's
already drank too much of the Kool-Aid I don't trust him either he acts strange
yeah I guess getting part of your body chopped off can do that to a fella
trust him you gotta take a look around we gotta know if there's anything we
can exploit to get out of here we're in a tight spot gonna have to wriggle
way out well what should I be looking for stuff that they don't want us to know
about that Troy asshole's gone for now this is our chance don't worry about
Ridgey I'll go help her interference on
I thought the weird girl be clutched yes you probably help Walker just snuck up
on you huh yep I was distracted just wasn't thinking there's all kinds of
noise hammering and stuff besides shadow in this guy Mike what's up bro hello hello get
lost
road
please talk to me
get out of here
well i just
go away
raid
what the fuck is this
who's this? oh the woman
And it'll turn in anyway.
Yeah, like I said, it felt like Mike had done it before.
It'll turn it on me real quick.
Over here.
And she looked at me hard.
Guess it's better than the ground.
She's just 11 years old.
So how'd you end up with a name like Reggie?
Kenny!
What? I'm just asking.
Now if they're gay, it's not my real name.
Well, my first day in the US, I stopped at a coffee shop and-
He's just crying, Kenny! Holy shit!
Then I just stood there while the guy yelled Reggie for 5 minutes.
And that's what I thought. I should really get out ahead of this.
I'm trying to be good what Reggie asked me to be good, so I'm being good
I don't want him to get in trouble. I'll talk to you later
Okay, why aren't I?
I mean I
Didn't treat him very well these last few weeks things got so complicated so fast
Became all about getting through each day
I'm trying real hard to remember the last time I told him that I loved him
I'm here.
I'll get back in my brain, but I just can't remember.
He's watching over you, so he sees you now, and he knows how you feel about him.
I hope that's true.
That's true.
All right, get going.
I'll be fine.
I appreciate you checking out.
Even though you're mean to me, I'll be nice to you.
It looks kinda crappy.
Look at the fire!
I'm a touchy!
This group sucks balls.
Well, not with it.
Do you see any way out of here?
Not really.
Damn.
I was hoping you'd catch something these old eyes missed.
They're getting more and more useless.
Shit!
Wait, I could've seen more stuff!
I'm going back.
I'm going back, I'm going back, I'm going back, I'm safe coming, that I will run back,
other stuff no.
I missed like three other things.
I don't think we can trust him, I mean clearly he's already drank too much of the Kool-Aid.
I don't trust him either, he acts strange.
Forget about everything you just saw!
I guess getting part of your body chopped off can do that to a fella.
Dave, Pete, you gotta take a look at that.
No, we can't go that back.
Oh.
We gotta know if there's anything we can exploit to get out of here.
We're in a tight spot.
Well, what should I be looking for?
Stuff that they don't want us to know about.
My Troy asshole's gone for now.
This is our chance.
Don't worry about Reggie.
I'll go help him interfacing.
Dave Doug, what the fuck?
That was a million years ago!
She's 11 years old now!
Walker just snuck up on you, huh?
Yep. I was, uh, distracted. She wasn't thinking...
Now we're gonna do it all over again.
Hello?
Get lost.
Will you please talk to me?
No. Get out of here.
I just made a...
Go away!
I'm not sure what's going on.
I'm not sure what's going on.
I'm not sure what's going on.
AHHHHHHH!
Yeah, like I said, it felt like Mike had done it before.
It had turned it on me real quick.
Guess it's better than the ground.
That is better than the ground.
Hmm, looks rickety.
Save Herschel's gift.
Save Duck.
What the fuck, guys?
Guys, hello?
nice hello so how'd you end up with a name like Reggie Kenny what I'm just
asking no it's okay it's not my real name well my first day in the US I
stopped and got a coffee and the girl behind the counter asking my name so I
told her it's Reggie then I just want a guy yell Reggie for five minutes and
that's when I thought I should really get out ahead of this and this place
He seems pretty secure.
Or he's not there, I tell you.
Hey, Clem, come on. Don't be like that.
She ain't doing nothing wrong, Reggie. Just relax.
How can I relax when she's walking around, touching everything?
She's a cat, eat my balls.
I'm trying to be good what Reggie asked me to be good so I'm being good I don't want
him to get in trouble I'll talk to you later whatever you treat him very well these last
weeks. Things got so complicated so fast. Became all about getting through each day.
I'm trying real hard to remember the last time I told him that I loved him. I've been
wrecking my brain. He's watching over you, so he sees you now and he knows how you feel about him.
I hope that's true. Alright, get going. I'll be fine. I appreciate you checking up on me.
Welcome.
I hate myself.
Uh-oh.
Take a look at this thing.
Hi.
Bob, we're here.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Reminds me of the jewelry store.
What?
Clementine, please.
I asked really nicely.
I don't want to.
Hey, what the hell is she doing?
No, nothing.
You know, kids.
They love not listening.
You had one job, Reggie.
This is real disappointing.
Oh, gee.
about this please come on they don't be like that man you shut your fucking mouth I don't know you
uh-oh dad
oh you're fucked up now it's gonna hear about this short please fuck you reggie this is setting
you back a few get comfortable asshole oh i got a strong girl help she's just a kid no one's talking
How can you Indian lady?
Hey!
What the fuck?
I am Indian.
Everybody get to bed!
Some of these folks ain't too keen on leaving.
It's up to us to figure out a way out of here.
You up for it?
It's your decision.
I'll try.
You'll do just fine.
Now get some sliver.
Get a little of everday.
We'll need it.
Holy shit, bro.
Ugh.
Don't kick me.
It's rude.
Get up.
Bale's gonna have a word.
Troy might remember that!
I'll find what?
Might?
He might remember?
Okay, well I might not give a shit.
There's been increased walker activity along the fence, so be mindful when outside the walls.
Herds moved a little closer as of this morning, but that still doesn't necessarily mean we'll be hit.
No, we're monitoring the situation.
now there are some folks might be sore about what happened and how things went
well that's all in the past now some of you are new to our community some of
you are members who went astray but know that you can find redemption here
forgiveness improving your worth through what will undoubtedly be hard
work what the fuck Reggie slipped up last night but that doesn't mean he should
lose hope today we'll be a test for him so let's all wish him the best of luck
how'd you sleep let Reggie be an example salvation is available but I don't
know what's going to be taking over red duties outside the walls yeah Michael
I will continue on showing you value.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Your child seems to be in need of correction.
Excuse me?
Sorry.
Sarah, I apologize to Mr. Carver.
I'm sorry, sir.
No, I ain't gonna cut it.
I can't have this kind of behavior on day one of your reform.
You discipline her now, Carlos.
What?
How do you propose that I...
One good smack across the mouth should do it.
I can't handle this. If this is happening, I cannot. If this is happening, I can't. I can't handle this. I can't. I can't.
You'll make her think twice before opening it up again.
Come on, we'll wait.
Mike, I'm not sure with my hand that I...
That's why you got two hands, Carlos.
Come on!
Not some namby-pamby thing, right?
A good hard smack.
Otherwise Troy here will do it for ya.
I don't think he want that.
He can be... overzealous.
Is that the word?
If it means I'll slap the shit out of her, then yeah.
It's my fault!
Hey, no one's fuckin' talkin' to you!
Unless you want one of what she's about to get, I'd pipe down, Missy.
Oh my god, I cannot believe this.
I'm sorry dad, I'm sorry.
Close your eyes honey, it's only going to stain for a second.
I can't watch, I can't watch.
Do it.
Can I stop it?
I'm gonna kill this guy.
I'm sorry, sorry.
Stop!
You're not condoning that girl anymore.
I will fucking kill this man.
I will kill him.
I will fucking kill this man.
I will kill him.
Try to get Carlos to his post.
Everyone else should have their assignments.
I'm sorry.
Is there any way that I could have stopped that from happening?
No?
I'm gonna kill this guy I'm gonna kill him I want to kill him I want to kill him I want
to get to work god damn I'm sorry but this guy you can never this guy will never be
Negan dude never at least they get those hard children you piece of shit
They're not the shit out of her die everyone get to work I
Will fucking kill this man memory follow me
God damn this thing shit Clementine
I want to kill him.
Who's this?
She's one of the new people.
She was with Carlos and Sarah.
Oh, Sarah?
Oh, shit.
It's the sister.
She's out of her time, Becca.
So have we.
We're not sitting on the ground like babies.
Bitch, she is not a baby.
Go on inside.
Bonnie's waiting.
Oh my god, I hate all these people.
I hate them all.
I hate them all.
Why didn't I let them die?
Hey, I guess you're starting your day with me we're loading magazines
That's it you got it I fucking know what I'm doing I
Suppose I owe you an apology. I
I wasn't truthful when I came across y'all at the lodge and I was shown a kindness
I never would have expected from a group of strangers
Yeah, I bet you feel like it now. Yes, I'm dead. Yeah, and it's your fault, bitch
I can't help but feel I'm to blame you are to blame the plan was for no one to get hurt. I truly believe that I
Want to say that it's her fault, but it's really this guy's fault. It's not her fault
It's not her fault man, it's his fault.
It was the intent.
Carver's the one who pulled the trigger.
He's to blame.
Yeah, but I surely didn't help matters.
I thought if I was the one that found everyone, I could control it.
Keep everyone safe.
But that ain't how it went.
I apologize.
Which don't account for much, but it's all I can offer right now.
How was your first night in the yard?
I know it ain't so comfortable, but it's safe.
You knew my first night in prison.
It ain't a prison.
Yes it is.
Or the work release.
Shut the fuck up!
Since you've been in prisons, I...
Probably.
I don't know. I never been to prison.
I mean, we're in one right now.
right now trying to keep a tough reputation I was supposed to go when
Luke and Carlos and all them left I was planning on leaving too what you day cuz
you're pussy I approached me about it I thought he was crazy why didn't you leave
I mean if I'm being honest I guess a chicken dough I just if I'd not go
going by telling myself it's easier to try and change something that's broken and start
all over. Take the situation with the herd. That's the type of thing that rips a community
apart. This is my favorite playthrough you have ever done. I love this series and you
make it so much better. Thank you, thank you. He's got a lot of this stuff figured
I don't know. I guess I just wanted to be somewhere comfortable for a while.
Nobody's safe here with Carver around.
You're safe if you stay on his good side.
No.
I knew where it was.
He doesn't have a good side, bro.
He encouraged the abuse of a child.
There is no good side to that man.
That man deserves to die.
I
Hected I don't envy that position
I'm not defending what he did that was
He killed Walter and Alvin only to protect his own people Kenny could have killed us all girl
Alvin killed George wait the fuck up body not have meant to but George died all the same
Ain't no Saints and all this
Bill overreacted he was in the heat of the moment and he overreacted no Luke had
ideas about how things should go but I'm sorry everything went out the window the
second he asked Carlos to hit his child I don't want to fucking hear it from you
girl I don't want to hear that absolutely not no no man no
Ain't no fucking way- that guy is a fucking psychopath!
No!
You don't- that's not discipline!
That is not discipline, bro!
No!
Eat my fucking ass!
They didn't line up with what Bill was thinking.
They butted heads.
And Rebecca started showing, and that only made things worse.
Maybe a look was right with that fucking-
I wish he was around, but...
I just hope he's safe.
Hey Bonnie, is that girl down there?
I need to come get her.
Yeah, she's here.
Okay, I'll be right over.
Who the fuck is that?
I'm sure it's fun.
Oh, almost forgot. I grabbed this for ya.
Huh? What do you think?
nice little jacket I found it at the lodge y'all were at
I think it might be for skiing had to wait for no one to be around to get it to
you
it's cool I like it I'm glad I thought it was cute but
I didn't know what you think you better watch yourself I think some folks might
be jealous of that cool jacket it's fucking ugly
oh there you are that's what the ugly jacket Tavia
what never mind I'll see you later Clementine
Come on.
Jack, it sucks balls and I fucking hate it, but I said nice things because I want her to trust me.
Because I feel like I could get her to defect.
I feel like I could. She's not like, she's not loyal.
Stay in here for a minute. I'm gonna radio down and find out what you're doing. Don't touch anything.
Carol, Carol taught me well, bro.
I think the coolest, the coolest part, the coolest part with Carol was that one part where they first got stopped with the saviors
and Carol started acting like this scared woman and they were like, oh my god, you're just a scared little bird, aren't you?
You're just a scared little bird. And I'm just like, oh my god, she's just playing the fuck out of everybody.
That's amazing! She's the best! She's the goat!
Look at all that fruit and vegetable.
Are you okay?
I know it's... it's gotta be hard.
My dad's never hit me before... even when I was really bad.
He didn't want to do it, Sarah.
Carver made him.
He's the bad guy, not your dad.
So in a weird way, Carver's the one that hit you, not your dad.
Man!
I guess so.
Carver hits me so hard.
You make me cry.
Because it still hurts like crazy.
I'm gonna cry, man.
It looks like it.
What things for trying to help?
I don't know why people have to be so mean.
Like, even when I'm really mad, I still don't want to hurt anyone.
Yelp.
for trying to help.
I don't know why people have to be so mean.
Like, even when I'm really mad, I still don't want to hurt anyone.
Yup.
If you ever get angry to the point where you feel like you want to hurt somebody,
that's when you have to take a step back, take a breath,
and you need to go off and be by yourself.
You need to step away, bro. You just need to step away.
Cuz you should never get to that point. It should never get to that point
It should never get to that point, bro. It never should
Oh
Holy shit
Fine
Don't mess this up. Yeah, I get it
Okay, listen to him carefully. Yep. No problem, Kavia
Okay, we gotta do a good job, guys. The camp is counting on us.
Just a fuck up, Reggie.
Come on, I'll show you what to do. It's super easy.
Oh, and just so you know, Bill yelled at me this morning for what you were doing last night.
I'm not mad, but please, please just listen to me today.
Oh, fucking Brownhouse kissed you, Reggie.
Pick up a pair of those shears.
Okay, so we're picking these berries, right? Just pick them, put them in the basket, simple.
While you're at it, if you see any dead branches, take those shears and cut them off and stack
them neatly for composting.
I'm going to cut the other arm off.
Hey, so, is she gonna be okay?
No.
No she not.
Cause what happened down there?
That was straight fucked up.
I don't want her freaking out and getting me involved.
I'll take care of her.
You don't have to worry.
Good, good.
Cause I'm awful at that stuff.
You're just an awful person.
You don't have it out for me ever since I helped those guys escape, so I gotta concentrate on my work.
Oh my god, I hate this guy so much.
Jesus Christ.
We're a piece of shit.
That was awkward.
We're a coward.
I won't do that again.
I'm going to go work now.
Oh my god, I cannot stand this guy.
He's absolutely awful.
I'm gonna help her.
Hey.
Aw.
Here, watch me.
Aw.
This isn't that hard, Sarah.
Aw.
This isn't that hard, Sarah.
I know. I'm just afraid I'll make a mistake.
It won't be the end of the world if you do.
Just keep going.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no. Uh-oh.
You didn't do any of your work, Clem.
Just checking in. See how the new girls are working out.
Uh-oh. We didn't do any of our work.
Reggie.
Yeah, Bill. Hey.
What the fuck happened in here?
Look, Bill, they're new and me with my arm, it's just not the easy- I just have- I have one arm-
Shut up. Shut up. Shut the fuck up.
You better have an explanation for this.
Shut the fuck up, Reggie!
And I mean now.
mean now Bill please just sounds like you're about to give me an excuse what I
asked for an explanation my fault I didn't show Sarah well enough I guess no
this ain't your fault huh we talked about this Reggie what the fuck but you
just don't get it do you the second time I've done that and he just totally
dismissed you girls wait outside Reggie and I have a few things to talk about
Abros, Abros, I'm waiting for you Abros, I'm waiting for you, while I'm waiting for
you I'm gonna pee.
This is the second time I've like straight up owned up to it and been like hey uh, it
was me and he was like no cage shut the fuck up and he's gonna chop off his arm.
Okay, NAP, what the fuck do you mean, nambomba?
No, she's not.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Like, the other day, the other day, Michi sends me a message and she goes,
hey, do you play deadlock?
And I'm like, oh no.
Say it ain't so, bro.
Say it ain't so.
Say it ain't so, bro.
Say it ain't so.
Guys.
Tell me it's not true. It ain't true!
Tell me it ain't true!
I don't like, nope. I don't like, I can't believe we lost you to that game, bro.
That's over, bro.
We're here right now!
Anyway, alright.
shit thanks for the help folks well I tried my best bro sorry what's wrong
Sarah oh no oh no oh god are you okay
No! No! No! No! Please!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Oh my god!
Weakness.
Incompetence.
It puts us all at risk.
And it won't be tolerated.
You think about that.
The next time you're out to do something.
Holy shit! Fuck Reggie!
Get downstairs.
Bonnie's got some stuff for you to do.
Go!
Get your hands off of her!
Oh, hey, so, they want you to run some supplies out to the guys working at the expansion?
Real simple, just take this over to them.
That jacket looks real nice.
I don't know what Tavia's talking about.
What's wrong?
Clam?
You alright?
Reggie.
Reggie's dead.
What?
What are you talking about?
Carver killed him.
He pushed him off the roof.
Maybe...
Maybe it was just...
Make open your eyes!
Listen to me.
Take this stuff out to those guys and come straight back.
Just be safe, okay?
Now wait the time to be calling attention to yourself.
I need to go find out what happened.
I can't believe this.
Hey Troy!
Clem's just gonna take them boys some nails.
Alright.
Um.
Are they gonna give her something to defend herself with?
If she has to go outside, like what the fuck is going on?
Oh my god.
Hey!
That ain't your concern!
Get that stuff over to them boys!
Bitch, it's everybody's concern!
Everyone's concerned! Wake the fuck up, sheeple!
How much more time before one of you guys are next?
Because it's gonna happen!
I ain't nobody's laborer! Fuck that!
Let him do the same himself if it's goddamn important!
Get your fucking hands off me!
You ain't gonna do this bullshit!
I said get your hands off me!
Or what? You gonna go tail on me?
I'm trying to help you, asshole!
Yeah, this is a real help.
Why don't you just worry about yourself?
Stop fighting!
I want to, Clem!
But this son of a bitch keeps-
I just want to get the work done!
Uh-oh!
Shit! Fuck! Grab something!
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Why is he still dancing to me?
Ow!
Ow!
Aw, thank goodness.
Aw.
Ah.
Oh thank goodness.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Up.
Oh my god!
Help!
Help!
Oh god damn it.
get up get out of there come on make me
save your ass Jesus well I swear to God
I'm you're gonna be the one of the first
people I kill oh thank God you're okay
on my last night enough mushy shit you
get back inside right fucking now I'm
sure they got shit for you to do in
there now think I'm fucking around now
I gotta sit down here and babysit you
assholes can't do a simple fucking
patch job without me here cracking
in the whip.
Aged up. This place is falling apart. How can you not see that?
We're on Easy Street and we can't be beat!
Right here on Easy Street and we're cracked up!
Oh shit it's Luke!
No, no, no, no, no, no! Right here on the easy-street power crack!
Oh, shut up!
Oh, get a fluke!
It's me!
Fluke! He came!
Man, get the hell out of me! Thank you, Drew, blood! Come out of this way! This is the welcome I get.
I was worried we all were.
Aw.
That's good to see you too, kid.
I like him.
Listen, I mean I got much time.
Okay, I followed you all your best. I could have had a night's rest since y'all got mad.
Well, it's the first chance I got to talk to somebody.
They're everywhere. Okay, they got guards watching everything.
Shhh.
There's a herd of larkers just south of us.
It's bigger than I had ever seen around these parts.
Damn.
I mentioned that. City hopes it passes us.
It ain't gonna pass.
It's gonna have rap for us.
Yeah, I heard folks talking about that, so he's gonna hit this place.
I know it is.
But I don't know when, but it's coming and it's gonna be soon.
See, I've been looking for places to get you all free, but I haven't been able to
find anything yet.
Are you feeling okay?
No.
No, I mean, yeah, yes, sorry, I just couldn't use some sleep, and I can't ask anything
to lurkers about to get the jump on you at any moment, but yeah, yeah, I'm
fine, okay?
What do you get, babe?
It was really pale, though.
Oh no, I bit him!
What's wrong with him?
He can do that, just one of those walking talkies.
I just need to be able to tell y'all what's going on with them guards.
You know, I'll figure out the schedule with the patrols around.
I mean, they're all over the place, but I can keep an eye on them for y'all from out here.
Look, we ain't gonna be able to shoot our way out of here, so we gotta be careful.
Where do I get one?
I think they keep them in the stock room.
I ain't completely sure, though. Just keep your eyes out for the charging station.
Now, they put most of them back on there at night.
Remember, you meet me here tomorrow.
I'll try and be here around this time, but if I ain't,
Just wait as long as you can, cause I really need one of those radios.
And just let everybody know I'm alright now, okay?
I'm worried they'll...
What a sight! Get out where I can see you!
Go on, get out of here.
Bah!
Maybe we fucked. What happened to him?
Did he get beat?
The hell were you doing?
Huh?
I was hiding from walkers!
Don't go in there, you hear me?
That is all fucking limits to you!
Bill Radio, wants a word with you up in his office. So get on up there, now!
They're so mean and I'm only 11 years old, bitch.
Bro, I hope he gets eaten. I want him to get eaten.
Uh...
Rebecca!
She's a strong woman. Surrounded by weak men.
I ain't letting my kid get raised around that.
Get in here.
What the fuck? Shut the fuck up.
You're a weak-ass bitch-ass man. That's why you act that way.
You're not strong.
You prey on the weak.
You're weak.
You make sure you tell me the truth when you're sitting where you are.
And he won't end up over in that chair
Now you might not believe this after what happened earlier, but I liked Reggie
He was a funny guy. He kept things light. He need folks like that
You'll never get me again!
But he was weak, and I don't mean just because he was maimed. That wasn't his problem
He was weak of will and weak of character
And we can't have that around here. Not anymore
now with what we got at stake hey you're a murder you can try and call it
something else but I know what it is what it really is listen Clementine it
ain't murder yeah it is bitch you see Reggie put us at risk with his
incompetence he's had a string of screw-ups lately killing one in order to
save many is part of survival it's one of the tough decisions it'll probably
problem me make it's why it falls to people like us he said us safety you
understand well I wish it was different I do but they are weak and we are strong
that's why it's our responsibility to shepherd the flock to keep them safe it's
their nature to follow not to lead I'm not like you I know it when I see it
and we're more alike than you think.
Oh no!
I don't think you realize it, but you're not comfortable with it yet.
What the fuck?
There's no way you could have lasted this long otherwise.
Oh, there you talked to her like that.
I realized it back in that cabin. You were scared.
But you looked me straight in the eye. Kept your nerve.
That's what we need. If we're gonna get through this,
the next generation has to be stronger than the last to lead us up here.
This guy's gotta be a dinner?
You kids like you.
I'ma kill this guy!
The way my child will be raised.
It ain't this herd that keeps me up at night.
We can handle that.
It's not Nullen.
If I got anyone to hand all this off to.
But I ain't worried about that anymore.
It's not your baby. It's Alvin's.
Uh-oh.
Well, even if that was true,
it's mine now.
Oh, shit.
Alright, now.
Mel?
You there?
I think he likes the fact that I talk to him sad.
Yeah?
I'm here.
The loading bay doors.
What a fucking freak!
super
cuz we all know what happened this morning
I don't know what that son of a bitch is gonna do next
so you want to bring the dinner bell for our herd of walkers to show up
how is that better cuz this place will be fucking chaos when that thing hits
no one will be paying any attention to this
That's where we go it's our opening
We just gotta figure out a way to draw him to us.
Your friend here wants to get us killed by lurkers before Bill can do it.
What is it with you?
That's what it sounds like to me.
You know that's not what he's saying, but it does sound dangerous.
This shit is all dangerous!
Maybe Luke could help us.
He's outside.
He wants a radio to help keep an eye on the guards.
Thank you.
That's the plan I vote for.
You know about Luke?
He flagged us down when Troy wasn't looking.
Told us his plan.
Mentioned he'd talk to you.
If Luke can tell us what's going on with the guards, we can use that to pick a good time
to escape.
That seems reasonable.
Who knows when that'll be?
There was a girl back at Crawford who used Church Bells to send walkers all over the city.
We just need something really loud.
The PA system Carver is always using is quite loud.
True.
There's some speakers outside the building, pointed toward the parking lot.
I saw them when we were walking out to the work.
Troy's always standing next to one of them.
He's right.
I saw them too.
really it's all controlled in bill's office there's a switch in there that'll
turn them on oh hey you know that
uh-oh a lot of the announcements back in the day i had flipped on once
luckily there wasn't much around at the time i think it was plenty loud though
i'm gonna tell the truth we just gotta tell us what's going on
why didn't you say something sooner wanna tell you doesn't change anything
this isn't a discussion about how to do it it's a discussion about
whether it's stupid and it's still stupid the sensible thing is to get looped
the radio and wait for an opening you're real difficult to deal with sometimes
why can't we do both even if we bring the herd to us it's probably good for
Luke to be able to tell us where they're coming from you know what fine I can get
behind see we can both work together turn radio he keeps us posted on the
herds movement we fire up the PA thing and bring the walkers to roll over
over this place and then what get some guns and shoot our way out I don't know
whatever we can we improvise and that's not a plan you don't plan to
improvise I figured out what your problem is you don't think this stuff
through if the end of the plan is just a stroll through a herd of walkers then
you should know from the jump there's no way it's ever going to work I know
how I work I do it all the time oh shit
First words I ever hear you say and it's just some crazy stupid shit.
Hush.
What do you mean exactly?
When you cover yourself in their smell.
Yeah!
The thing that gets all over you.
Let's go!
They can't tell you if you're in front of them.
Now I don't know who's crazier.
That's true.
Clam, tell them.
I've walked through herds before.
It works.
You just have to keep calm and make sure you're good and covered.
Lee figured that out.
What?
It's how we got out of the Marsh House.
Lee covered me and we walked right through.
Really? Holy shit.
Good one, Lee.
Yeah, Lee!
Let's get that stupid radio.
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee!
I got a plan for that too.
Come on kid, gonna need your help.
Let's go girl, I like you girl.
Where the hell did she come from?
I don't know but she's the best.
We just need to use the winch. She can just climb up from there. Then just drop into one of the
skylights over the stock room. There are shelves and stuff for you to land on so you probably won't
fall to your death. Great. That thing breaks all the time. Unless something's changed it won't
support much weight. Come on. Up in Adam. Don't push her Kenny. She's our best bet. I mean that.
We're brave, well we're brave.
Whatever, I guess.
That's my girl.
We gotta get that rope down.
Mike, you wanna boost her up?
Come on, kid.
Come on, bravery, bravery!
Don't let go!
I got you.
Thanks. Thanks, dude.
Thanks, dude.
Oh, shit, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary.
Oh, well, I can break my arm and my leg.
Try to hurry, alright?
I don't think they're the sharpest guards in the world, but they're no idiots either.
They see that in your bunk?
We're all done.
Oh, my arm's so scared.
Shit, he's coming back.
I gotta let you go.
I can't stand here.
Grab something.
Stand here! Grab something!
Holy shit!
You're in trouble.
That's a lot of walkers.
That's a lot of walkers, bro.
That's a lot.
Man, you're not gonna believe what I'm looking at.
There's gotta be two or three thousand of them out there.
Shit, I don't know which way to go.
Oh yes, skylight.
No, skylight.
Oh yes, skylight.
I was gonna go and check something else, but I was like, I won't take the chance.
I was gonna go check like the green house and shit.
That's crazy about Reggie, huh?
Yeah.
You think Bill?
Go on.
Nah, it's just... I was wondering if you thought Bill maybe...
Spit it out, Hank.
He begs.
I'm gonna make a deal with him.
Let him back in.
Huh?
You don't?
No.
Do you?
No.
Of course he wasn't.
You're a fool if you got any words.
You think we're ready?
I think so.
But I'll say it at least.
No we're not.
I'm not sure about the expansion.
They're out there.
It's just.
Noting.
That's what they do.
He's driving me crazy.
He's really unnerving.
I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.
I know what you mean. I figure we'd be used to it by now.
I wouldn't figure that.
You never got used to a light buzzing or anything?
It'll differ when it's taking a little longer.
How did she not see me, bro?
I'll give you that one.
She saw me! She saw me! There's no way she didn't see us!
We'll have to start getting this bay door fixed.
And while you're down there?
Yep.
What happened to it again?
Troy backed into it when we brought the prisoners, the new people in.
See? Sorry about the calls on prisoners.
Anyway, I'm looking at it now. I don't think we have what we need.
Jesus, really?
We repurposed a lot of shit to get this place built.
I can't say for sure if we even had the materials before we started expanding.
I don't know about you, but it seems like we really shouldn't be doing this yet.
Should we just wait until we need more space to make more space?
You can't be smoking back here!
Vince, come on. Don't give me that.
If Bill smells a whiff of smoke back here, he'll-
OH MY GOD IT'S THIS GUY!
I'm thinking!
You know what?
I'm just gonna tell him.
I'm not letting someone else get blamed for this.
That's bullshit.
Vince!
Vince, come on!
Vince!
OH MY GOD IT'S THAT FUCKING GUY!
RAAAGH!
Oh my god.
And the balls you have is big balls you get them okay jump down I got you
We best get in bed Troy will be back any minute the biggest of ball aches
Got him
I wonder if I could have been able to explore like the other area.
Thanks.
I told you you probably wouldn't die.
Nice job.
Thanks.
I wonder if I could have explored like the greenhouse.
Thanks.
Yup.
Anyway, get some rest.
I thought about duck today that is dumb little face first things that come to mind are always
the dumb things he was doing kid was always running in circles every damn place he went
He just run. He couldn't stop him.
Makes it harder to remember who's a good boy.
I think Jay is nice.
Long day tomorrow.
I feel like...
One long day.
When really bad things happen and people become hardened like that.
They're usually a good thing for...
Alright, we're all here.
Someone's got to get the radio out to Luke. What's the problem?
We should probably figure out who's doing what before we...
Oh, shit.
Time to get up.
It's burning. They let you sleep in all things considered.
Where's my dad? He's where the rest of you are going.
To work. Rebecca, Sarah, Jane.
If you gotta take a piss, do it now. The next break won't be for a while.
Ladies!
We ladies got a pee-pee!
I don't like her. I don't like her. I thought I liked her. I don't like her.
She evil.
Yeah? Clementine should do it.
Are you fucking kidding?
No offense, but come on, that's crazy. She's a kid.
Why would-
There's a million reasons. She knows Luke. She can hide.
She got the damn radio for us in the first place.
I still trust me, bro.
Who cares?
I'm sorry, Mike, but I don't know you from fucking Adam, alright?
And if I'm trusting someone to do something this important, I'm trusting her.
Kenny's right. I should do it.
Don't do something stupid just to get some respect.
She hasn't been a do-it-broad.
Give me the radio.
All right, little chickens. Let's get to pecking.
All right.
And don't think today's gonna be like yesterday.
No way. No shenanigans.
This rooster's gonna be surveilling your ass every second of the day, you hear?
Got that?
I'm afraid I need an answer, girl.
I heard you, okay?
Good.
Good!
Come on.
Beep!
You have your pockets all out.
Gonna get your tags all snagged on something.
Goyle!
He just left the antenna hanging out! What the fuck?!
Let's go!
Hey.
She's with me?
Oh shit, I almost forgot.
Yeah.
bitch everybody you're a bitch oh my god wait wait what's going on never mind
just chores of a different sort come on city mouse city mouse cut her a break
she really rather keep with us people she knows won't they need my help well
Today, I need it more come on
I just wanted to make sure you are all right I
Didn't believe you when you told me about Reggie
I ran and found bill once I left you figured even if he had done it
He'd make up some sort of excuse buddy didn't right?
It was just so matter of fact about it like he'd pulled up a weed or something. Oh my god
Well, don't you feel stupid now one of those moments when your blood runs cold
Goose pimples up and down your arm what I tell you guys the person you thought you knew
Was never there what I tell you guys just turning you look anxious Clementine something the matter
You know you can talk to me, right?
No, don't trust it.
I was dishonest when I first met you, but I swear on everything, Holly, that'll never happen again.
I... I need to talk to Kenny.
Do you now?
I can understand you're uncomfortable.
I won't force you to be around me if you don't want to.
Go on, back out and be with Kenny.
I feel kind of bad. Maybe we should have trusted her, but I don't know, man.
I feel like she's coming around, but I feel like we can't completely trust her.
Hold your butt.
I just feel like she would betray us.
Who the fuck is that?
Y'all better hurry that shit up.
I hate babysitting you assholes.
Fluke?
Fluke, are you okay?
Uh oh.
Uh-oh... Luke! Where is he?
I
Didn't mean to do that. Oh
My god, I didn't mean to do that fuck holy shit
y'all better hurry that shit up! I hate babysitting you assholes!
ehm blablabla blablabla
fluke?
fluke? are you okay?
shut up chat!
exit I see okay
luke? where is he?
Well, there's blood.
That looks really old.
He's probably fine.
Luke, if you're hiding, come out.
I swear to Christ you're gonna regret this.
You ain't supposed to be out here!
I'm gonna kill this asshole. I will kill him. I will kill him with my bare hands.
Who people been here one fucking day and already you're fucking up?
Well you wait and see what happens. Move! Hey!
I'm gonna fucking kill this guy.
Get over there!
And how is it that we're repaid for our trust?
With treachery?
With deceit?
With theft?
What's going on?
I don't know, Clem.
Whatever you were planning is over.
It's done.
You can't just run from your problems
You can't just up and leave when it gets tough because there's nowhere else you can go where it ain't
Tough as I got now
Luke here he can't help you now you got to help yourselves
You got to help me find the strength to forgive you now you can start
Tell me where the other one is
I'm gonna count to three.
If that radio ain't in my hand by then,
we'll have to make things more difficult.
One.
Two.
I
Don't know what to do
Fuck it. I got it. I got it. I got it right here.
Oh. It's alright.
Holy shit!
Sorry about that. Not sure what I was thinking.
Three.
Fucker.
NANI!
Stop him! Somebody stop him! Let me go!
Stop! Clementine! Help me!
Help me!
No!
Stop it!
I'm gonna help Kenny, bitch.
Kenny!
Kenny!
Little shit.
Bill!
That's enough, Bill!
Please!
Bill, there's a child!
Alright, everyone come with me.
Bonnie, you stick around.
Make sure these folks don't get into any more trouble.
Yeah. Okay.
No supper for you all tonight.
Maybe an empty stomach will give you some perspective.
And we'll try this again tomorrow.
Bonnie, it's time to wake the fuck up, bro.
Do your best with them, Carlos.
Oh my god, are you okay?
You need to be able to move.
Because we're leaving tonight.
We're leaving.
We're leaving tonight.
It woke Bonnie up. Oh, dang it.
Can he gonna be okay? Yeah, I didn't trust her and look at her. She came, she
came through. I mean at the last second. She didn't help us but she wants
help now.
I don't know what she said.
She said she can get us out of the pen if we get the PA system going.
Second she hears it, she'll run over and spring us.
That's great.
It's not great.
What are you talking about?
Look, I know part of this is my fault. I know.
Can we even trust Bonnie?
We got no reason not to trust her.
I mean, if she wanted us caught, we'd be caught.
But tonight, tonight is risky.
Well, the risk of the herd?
You see what that sound of a bitch just did?
The plan works. Nothing needs a change. It's all set up. The hard part is done. This guy's fucking crazy. Who knows what he'll do next?
Yeah, but now we're dealing with a guy beat to shit, Serita, in no shape to do anything, and I'm a goddamn mess.
Look, we should rest up. Okay, we should buy our time, and we should wait for an opening.
Body's agreeing to help us tonight.
And that doesn't mean she can't do it some other night.
No, it has to be tonight.
I'm not waiting.
Ain't nothin' out there, guys. Trust me, I've looked. There's no food.
There's no supplies. They picked everything clean.
Where's Kenny?
Doc's over there workin' on him. And don't look good.
Is there a way to, like, stop him from beating the shit outta him?
Can I see him?
I don't think that's a good idea his orbital is crushed I don't think there's
much hope for the eye I got him as stable as I could cleaned it got some of
the swelling down as best I could until he wakes up we won't know if there's
any damage to the brain
fuck okay look maybe I'm just playing devil's advocate here but if
I'm gonna have to start talking about maybe leaving some folks behind no
There is no other way. This is bullshit. Well, I don't like it either, but guess what?
It's where we're at Kenny and I are only here because of you people and now you intend to leave us behind
So we should risk all of our lives. No, we're not leaving Kenny
That's not fair.
We stay together.
Life ain't fair, Clem.
We're just trying to make the best of a bad situation here.
We'll figure it out, bitch.
Good.
Because you won't have to.
Kenny!
Oh my God, you're racist bastard.
We leave the next plan, don't change.
You're all right.
You are one tough bastard.
We have to get out of here.
Don't change.
You're alright!
You are one tough bastard.
You're tough bastard to get their ass kicked in front of everybody?
You alright?
That wasn't your fault, okay?
It's alright.
I'm Latino guy, I like hugging.
Alright.
Well then what now?
We get the hell out of here.
Like now now.
Yes.
Where are we going? In case things get squirrely and we can't make a break for it.
We need a place to meet up.
We could meet out at Parker's Run.
The hell is that?
It's a civil war site a few miles north. Tourist track. Got signs all over. Just follow the road.
We stopped there after we escaped the first time. Luke and Carlos know where it is. It's not that far.
Well, at least if a few folks know where it's at, it'll be easier to find if we're split up.
Alright, that works.
Then we just need someone to go set off that PA, right?
I mean, you never bothered to explain who's supposed to do that.
Me. The 11-year-old.
Wait, wait, hold on. She's the plan?
Let's go.
YAAAAAAAAN!
RAPE GLONASSAN!
I need to flip the switch for the outdoor speakers.
Just the indoor speakers might not draw the herd.
It's right on the microphone box.
Right.
By default, it's set to play music.
So you should just have to turn on.
Brave Clementine, she's such a badass.
She's growing up to be such a badass.
Wait, what did she say?
I'll make it!
Down into the office, outdoor speaker switch, turn on PA, up to the roof, down into the
stock room to meet you guys.
That right?
Perfect.
She liked it.
I think she liked it.
I'm gonna have to...
Hey.
Oh, we're going to die.
She's desk.
Only one bullet.
Oh shit.
Keeping that shit. That's my now, bitch.
My now, bitch.
I'm getting the fuck outta here.
Eehaw!
Okay, now the mic.
What? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
No, where are they?
We need a C.D.
Come on, come on.
Please work.
Please work.
Nice.
We have to project.
We have to know how.
Out.
From charcoal requests to propane days, how can all you need to make your day special?
Damn, look at all those waffers.
What's happening now shots already you want to disrespect me fine you want to
throw away the life I'm trying to build for us all good fucking fine I'm gonna
run off with this dog shit group of crippled fucks that fine be my guest
but I will put a bullet in you and that baby before I let you leave again oh my
god
oh my god oh my god wait I don't know I don't know bro I don't know I don't know
Hi, sweet. Do we really want to do this?
I'm doing it for Reggie. I ain't doing it for Reggie. Fuck that shit. I'm doing it
cause he fucking shot Kenny in the eye. Fuck Kenny's eyeball out. Beat the shit out of
him bitch. Get back. Yeah.
Come on, Luke. This ain't none of your business.
This is just a bit of a custody battle we got on our hands here.
We should tie him up.
Yeah. Yeah, okay.
Okay, we got any rope?
Damn, Kenny.
Holy shit, Kenny, let's go!
Let's go, Kenny!
go on and wait outside he hit he hit me he hit me he's pissed he hit me then
he's mad bro we have to go please
it's personal man I only need a minute go on you don't need to see this that
girl's already seen more than you can shut your mouth Bill you're all just
Let's go to let him do this?
Yeah.
I want to fucking,
I want to kill him but it's not right.
It's not right bro, Sarah can't handle it.
It's not right.
It's not right guys.
It's not right.
I feel like
I want to stop him from doing it.
There ain't one part of that son of a bitch I don't hate but that does not make this right.
Kenny, please, don't do this.
It's gotta be done, Clem.
Look at you, you fuckin' ingrates.
You don't even know how good you got.
That's all right.
You'll learn.
to the slaughter. No shepherd to guide you. Clementine knows exactly what I'm
talking about. Come on. Okay. No. I'm not letting you see this. It's not your
decision. How to go? Okay. She ain't afraid to look at me. Okay. Okay. You go with that
feeling you got right now, Clementine. This one makes you stronger than the
rest of them let's go yeah go on let the sheep out of the pen we'll see how long
that lasts I'll be right there you won't see anything that's funny coming from
you how's that I just hold my voice you'll get you there you got a thick
fucking skull can you put your misery right then look at you he wants to die
Look at him. He's goading him into the woods.
What are you looking at, bitch?
You should just leave him there so you can get eaten.
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
He can't come back now.
Holy fuck!
He obliterated his head!
Let's go.
Sometimes, bro...
He killed so many people.
What are we going to do now?
Man, she's worried about his mental health.
Thanks.
from the south they did it looks like we're in the eye of it now fuck this is
fucked here I'm gonna need something thanks
we can get out of it
Help me, I'm hurt, I'm hurting.
Spread out the walking good, dad! Let go!
You just better hurry up and get to Smearing if you wanna live.
Or you can die here.
It's a matter to me.
Oh, good.
Do it quick.
We need you to cover for the rest of them to be close to where we're fucked.
This is...
I'll go first.
You're gonna put that on yourself?
Yup, we have to, Sarah.
Oh, you can't put on your face.
You gotta put on your face.
Now you turn around.
It smells gross.
Oh, shit.
Everybody shut the fuck up.
I'll carry on over.
Just stay still.
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
There's nothing to fear if you remain calm.
I'll keep you safe.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, we'll use cheeky soap as soon as we're done.
We ain't got all day here. Everybody ready? They're almost on us and the actual fuck is
going on here. What is this sick shit? Someone say something before I start- Hey, hey, hey!
Don't you even fucking think about it, motherfucker. I will end you. You hear me?
Troy. Troy, we talked about this.
What? The fuck you talking about?
I told you I wanted to get out. You said you'd help, then I'd help.
I thought you meant get out of the pen! Not whatever the fuck this shit is!
I did!
Barbara, we can leave.
Troy, you can come with us.
What?
Well, where would we go?
Away from here.
Together.
Man, you smell really bad.
You gotta get in bath before we...
RIGHT IN THE FKING GEMES THAT FKING GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
WHOOOOO!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHGHHHH!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Oh my god that was satisfying as fuck bro.
We got this.
Oh.
ahhh!
ahhh!
where's Bill?
we need to move here!
no, that big!
shh!
it'll be ok, go!
you're in for it!
watch this, Ella!
quiet, Lee!
come inside, come help me!
come for down!
please, just a second
Sarah relax, relax.
Oh no!
You're cheating on us!
You can't get to me!
Sarah, get a hold of yourself!
I'm gonna be okay, girl.
Sarah, did you...
He's running now.
Oh my god.
They'll be ended up dying anyway.
Oh no.
Stop her arm off, bro.
Chop it off, chop it off, chop it off
Yes?
Hello?
Oh my God!
Do it!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
I mean I'm trying to save her life here, holy shit.
Nam.
Sarah's glasses.
Did she make it or no?
She's gonna get someone killed.
You didn't have to take the radio.
Carver wouldn't have hurt me like this.
Of course I had to.
No telling what that ass wipe would have done to you.
So how's it look?
Am I still gonna be pretty when this heals?
Oh shit.
You need to get past that walker without drawing all the others.
What are you gonna do?
Not now.
Not now!
Oh no, she's gonna get burnt!
They're all gonna die, Clementine.
Don't let them pull you down with them.
Uhhh, 54% helped Sarah with her chores, 63% chose to hide Luke's presence.
I should've told her.
I shoulda, I kinda regret not telling her.
33% admitted to stealing the walkie-talkie.
We're brave, we're brave.
48.6% watched Kenny kill Carver.
56.9% chopped her arm off.
What would've happened if we didn't chop her arm off?
Lake, I'm just trying to save her life here.
holy shit this chapter was fucking crazy oh my god
this is absolutely insane this is absolutely insane
I'm glad that Kenny's back.
I'm glad that Kenny's back.
Uh, this racist little bitch.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Okay, sure. Okay sure
It's 8.21. Oh my god, was that the darling hold my hand and sit?
Was that the darling who held my hand?
Darling, hold my hand!
Will you ever do a Final Fantasy VIII playthrough again?
I don't know, maybe.
If they ever remake... Oh my god, if they ever remake the game...
Oh, yeah.
If they remake the game...
Oh, yeah.
Can you imagine?
If they do a Final Fantasy 8 Remake...
Awww yeeeeeeees!
Final Fantasy 10 Remake!
Where's my Final Fantasy 8 Remake?
Oh yeah, tell me.
Good morning!
Where is my Chrono Trigger Rea-
Chrono Trigger remake, I see.
And everybody be wanting remakes these days.
Everybody wants remakes, huh? Everybody wants them remakes.
Everybody wants them. Everybody wants them.
And they're just giving them away, like candy, to everyone.
Where's my easy street do you want I'll do easy street cover song
One more.
One more.
One more for you.
One more for you.
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Yes, yes.
Then there's no zero.
Is there sponsor today?
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Uh-oh.
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The stream is not over NOW!
The stream is not over!
The stream is not over!
The stream is not over.
What are you?
What are you thinking?
Is this an iron mouse remake?
What would you say if there was an iron mouse remake?
What if there was an iron mouse remake?
Are we remade iron mouse?
I'm not just a new model, I'm a cyborg mouse.
Oh yeah, I was a cyborg.
I'm my cyborg arc.
I'll bring her out sometime again.
Yay!
Are you guys... excited?
I miss the yokai. Oh, we gotta bring out yokai hunter again.
All the goyos. Walking dead model? What the fuck? You want me to do a walking dead model?
Me? Walking dead model? Me? Me? Iron mouse from the walking dead?
What kind of survivor would I even be? I don't even know.
I don't even know bros.
I'd be a good one.
a little goblin yeah i'd probably be like overloaded with like stuff i don't even need
I feel like, if I go into playtime, that's all I'm getting recommended to do.
Bonus points if it's a collab stream with gigas new model. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I love you guys new model
models great
Shit I
Will be the cure to all the what me
me? I will be the cure to all the walkers, me? Would I save the world? Will I save the
world? You think I'd save the world? You should control them, me? I'd be a zombie
controller? That sounds about right. I would control all the zombies. It would save the
world by saving easy street. A world would be safe because of me.
The world will be safe because of me.
Yeah, I'll save the whole world from all the zombies by singing Easy Street.
me. The world don't need to be saved. It just needs to be fixed. Well, everyone knows the
way you fix the world is how I fix the world when I played New Vegas. Kill everybody. Perfect
Perfect fix!
Perfect fix!
Perfect fix!
Perfect fix!
Guys!
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I'm so excited to play, guys.
Aren't you guys excited?
Not as excited as me.
Not as excited as me, but wait!
It looks like I'm getting a sudden call.
It looks like I'm getting a sudden call, guys.
What's happening?
Oh, there we go.
I'm getting a sudden call! What is this?!
Somebody's calling me.
Oh, what the?
Huh?
Wait, what?
This doesn't look like the live stream practice room we were in, does it?
Wow, this interface looks so cool!
And the background for today is super detailed!
It looks real!
Oh, hey! Which one did you tell me was mashing buttons again?
This clearly isn't our crappy setup.
And, wait, is someone there?
Oh, I might have just hit that red button by accident.
Hi guys!
Uh, I think you guys might have made a mistake.
Uh, you guys seem to have called me...
Um... but... I'm happy to see you guys! You guys look adorable!
Wow, any of your streaming setup is amazing! Don't sell yourself short!
Oh, uh, so sorry about that! We're testing this super live stream simulator...
Uh-huh.
...the kind where an AI generates viewers who post live chat messages.
Yeah, I-
Why do we need this simulator?
Um... our fan count is kind of, uh... kind of depressing.
But we still want everyone watching the stream to feel like it's lively and bustling!
So we have no choice but...
Huh? Are you also a simulated NPC?
No, no, no, no, no.
They look so real!
No, I'm not...
There are so many virtual viewers in this room!
Uh-oh.
Aria, you dummy!
Uh...
Zuna?
Thank you.
You too.
You too.
Yeah, I...
Sorry.
These two can be open all slow sometimes.
Hmm.
Judging by what's going on...
Do you think we accidentally connected to someone else's room?
Uh, yeah. Um, I'm actually streaming right right now.
You're actually in my stream as we speak right now.
Uh, this is live. I'm not AI. I am real.
Uh, hi? And uh, chat! Say hi! Say hi!
Wait, hold on. Why aren't the viewer count in the bottom left jumping up?
Are those real viewers?
Oh, so it's not AI.
Then all those comments earlier were from real viewers?
Can we take a look?
What if someone's actually complimenting us?
I think they are.
Haria, everything you two just said was broadcast live.
Ah, there's...
That's what was happening.
What's so over for us?
Again?
Sorry! Wait, I'm going to crash your stream. Love this appear right away!
No! You guys shouldn't crash my stream! It's fine! You guys are welcome to stay as long as you like!
Honestly, I would love the company, so please don't worry. You guys are welcome here anytime.
Oh no! The exit button is grayed out! The hanging internet cable isn't working either!
Even my worst nightmare is worth this bad!
Oh, uh, okay, uh, well, if we can't get out, we should at least try to act natural, right?
Um, it seems this is a rare opportunity. I mean, you look like a really popular professional streamer.
No. And we're a rookie idol group that just started trying to stream.
We've only had one live stream so far, and it didn't go so well.
No! Would it be okay if we asked you for some live streaming tips?
Like, how do I chat with viewers naturally?
I mean, a genius like me has no problem at all.
It's just that I have a group member here
who still can't seem to learn anything.
Hmm, how do I chat with viewers naturally?
Um, well, I think the most important thing
is to talk about things that you like to talk about,
like music, games, or TV, you know, anything that you like.
And, uh, I feel like people will have fun time and enjoy talking to you.
So, you know, it's easy to yak when you talk about things that you like, I think.
Or just say random weird funny stuff.
People like that, too, right?
Right?
That's true, right?
I think.
I see.
Oh, I've written everything down.
Thank you.
Oh, you're welcome.
Um, one more thing.
It's about my nerves.
Oh.
The moment I go live, I just want to bolt!
How do you stay calm and composed on stream?
Calm and composed?
Oh my god.
Uh, well, I wouldn't necessarily say that I'm calm and composed.
I'm kind of nervous all the time.
Uh, streaming still makes me nervous,
but you know what?
The best thing that you can do is fake it till you make it.
Before I hit go live, I always freak out a little bit.
Right as the stream is starting,
and I just get out all my energy
And then pretend like I know what I'm doing.
So... make it so you make it?
That's my motto, I guess.
Whoa... hearing you put it like that feels so real.
Uh, my heart's pounding, but...
this is way more exciting than practicing with fake viewers!
Oh... oh, I never thought of that.
Yeah.
I'll give it a shot next time.
Definitely, give it a shot.
Since we're on the topic,
have you ever had a really outrageous streaming, Miss Pop?
I want to praise myself because a certain dummy on our team is bound to step on every landmine.
Outrageous streaming mishaps.
It happens to me quite a lot, I have to say. I think some of my biggest mistakes are
forgetting to mute my mic when I have to and chat hearing me talk to my mom or maybe
at one time when I accidentally started stream and I didn't know and I was just talking
And I thought I was talking to myself, but I was actually talking to chat.
Or the other time when I accidentally ended stream too early!
And everybody was just sitting there waiting and wondering what happened to the stream.
Yeah, it's happened quite a lot.
Whoa, you're amazing!
I'm definitely adding all that to my streaming notes.
I've already filled two pages of notes!
Oh, that's great, guys.
Oh, the signal light just turned green.
Looks like our junkie system finally got fixed, and it's pulling us back now.
Huh? Already?
Huh?
We totally ended up here by accident, but we had a super fun time today.
That's so great!
Thanks for hanging out with us.
No, thank you!
Please tell us the name of your channel.
We'll make off accounts and secretly keep taking notes.
Seriously, thank you so much!
Oh, off accounts. I used to have those.
Well, um, I'm Iron Mouse and you can find me on twitch.tv slash ironmouse
and I stream almost every day for hours at a time, so come and watch, okay?
All right, we won't keep you any longer.
All right, guys.
Thanks again.
Hopefully next time we meet, we'll be a little more professional
and not a complete tree wreck.
Heck yeah.
Well, bye.
Bye!
Bye-bye!
What?
AHHHHH!
WOOOOOAH!
WOOOOOAH!
GUYS!
WOOOOOAH!
WOOOOOAH!
That was...
That was...
That was something, huh?
Oh my god.
I fell.
HHH!
WHA-
WHA-
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
Pfft!
Sorry, my shit disconnected.
Hold on.
My stuff disconnected.
Oh!
It seems like I'm having a streaming mishap right now!
Pfft!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
It seems like I'm having a streaming mishap right now, guys!
what the heck? Jesus well maybe I need to go back in the training and do and do
better streaming training and then maybe I'll be an even better stripper do you
guys want to play the game now? Yeah! It's time to play the game! Yeah I'm so
I'm excited cuz you wanted to lie cuz I'm gonna try to pull my girl
My girl I'm gonna try to get her right now
I'm gonna try to pull my girl right now cuz I don't have her yet and I want her
Yes, yes, yes, we're here, yes.
It's loading.
Energizing combo system.
Oh wow.
Let me in! Let me in! Let me in!
Come in! Come in!
Come in! Come in!
Oh, Angel's invitation.
Invite members of the Angel's Illusion to your squad and claim exclusive idol themed rewards.
Ah! They're so cute!
That's a visitor.
Oh, I'm here! I got her! I got her! I got her!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Outside.
The harmony of the losing event is now live.
Participate to obtain a new outfit.
Ooooooh! What?
Wait, what do you mean?
Ooooooh! Ooooooh! Ooooooh!
Okay. I- I'm gonna be pretty distracted, but first...
I'm getting pretty distracted.
I'm pretty distracted bro.
Well, guys.
Getting out for inspiration?
Let's go!
So cute!
AHH!
Stop saying his name!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop!
I
Handen
Invite to
Include any two members of the F. Okay, okay, okay
Invite three. Oh, they look so cute
Dynamic wallpaper. Oh
Oh, it's so cute what this is just the cutest thing I've ever seen
It's so cute bro, it's so cute
Take a deep breath the spotlights about to shine
No
oh she's so cute let's let's I want to try out I want to try out first before
we pull her I'm exactly where you are okay hold on this is very loud
Hold on, this is the Hound, hold on.
Hold on, it's a little loud.
Okay.
Oh, he's so cute!
Ow!
Oh!
Oh, there's a guy over here!
Ah!
He's so cute!
Oh, and soon as Grasic attacks Naughty Cat, spotted PX, Special Attack, okay, okay, okay.
I can't read all this!
That's okay. We'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out if we can build one.
Oh, whoa!
I can't do it!
Come on, Leo!
Oh, we did it!
We did it!
Just in time!
We did it! We did it!
We did it! We did it!
Ngh!
There's a popper gun!
This is play!
Come on now!
See the tool!
Let's go! Let's go down together!
Oh god, darling.
Oh god, darling!
Oh, that's how it works!
Oh, here we go!
Okay, I'll use skill. I like it. I like the character.
1, 6, 3.
No skill, no skill!
That's it!
I must!
I must!
I must!
I must!
It's time!
I
Got an ass, you know what that means
I
So messed up wrong
That's all messed up
That's all messed up wrong. That's all messed up. How could you?
How could you?
How could you?
No!
Yeah, this is all side-useful.
Oh my god, we got the rabbit one.
This is always fault, you know.
Oh my god, we got the rabbit wound.
This is all they fault, you know.
This is all they fault, you know.
I can't forgive him for this.
Well, surely this time.
Oh my god.
What the-
Come back, mister!
No!
Don't mess with me!
What happened to my streamer love?
What happened?
What happened to my streamer love?
How could you?
I can't believe this.
What happened to my streamer look?
That's a lot of balls.
I'm supposed to be streamer looking.
Surely it's time.
Ow!
Can someone like me really vanish?
Where's my streamer bug? Where is it?
No! Where's my streamer bug?
How could this happen?
Nooooo!
Okay, you know what, this next one.
Uh...
I don't know.
Whatever.
Surely this time. Surely this time.
Ah! Sting is also the right after the great stream!
Uh, don't... I'm not so lucky right now, but I know my luck is going to change soon.
My luck is going to change soon. I want...
My luck will soon change. I know it. I know it.
Back to the sir!
I know it.
Are you gay?
Am I looking for agents? Yes.
I'm researching.
No, I'm looking for my new friends.
Um, don't judge me.
Surely this time.
AHHHHH!
Okay.
Oh my god.
You know what? Surely this time.
If it didn't happen last time, this time it will.
I believe this time is the one this time is the one this time is the one
Okay, never mind. It's not the one
You know what this time this time for real I know this time's the one
This time is the one
Oh my god, I got the bear!
Ben Bigger!
But it's a big old bear.
Now that was a pull.
I can feel it!
Surely, surely this next one!
You know what, this next one for sure, this next one.
I have a good feeling about this next one.
It truly do!
Oh
We did it bro.
We did it.
We got her.
We got her.
But you know what that means.
We have to get her ball.
We have to get her ball now.
ball now you gotta get her ball oh no I don't have enough encrypted master tape
what do I do rolls what do I do
Is there any way this is gonna work for me?
Oh my please, please, I'm begging you bro, please.
Oh my god, please, please, please, please, please, please!
Please!
Please!
Please.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm healing my breath.
Oh my god.
Yeah!
Oh my god, no, bring it away!
No way!
Ain't no way, oh my god.
Thank you streamer look. Oh my god. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you streamer look. Thank you. Thank you streamer look. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you bros. Thank you bros.
Thank you bros. Thank you.
That's crazy. Yes, that's crazy.
Let me grab my field mic before we bounce!
What?
enhance...
enhance more...
enhance!
enhanced!
enhance more!
I can't overclock.
I got her engine!
Uh, sure, why not?
I already drive this, check plan.
I'm checking the plan!
Show me the plan!
Obtain, uh...
Sure, why not?
This will training target.
What's the plan?
More infill.
Not now.
There's a plan? Well, you have to have a plan. You can't just not have a plan, you know?
I'm actually supposed to. You gotta have a plan. You gotta have a plan.
Oh my god!
OOF!
I shall follow your order!
Oh!
Don't look at me!
You've got our plan!
I think you're gonna...
People?
Oh, I got some...
You're a better guy!
Mr. Bear
Wow
Thanks, Mr. Bear guys
He's so big and chonky. I'll show you my real body this time. He's so cute. Oh my god
Is it isn't this one, it's this one right?
They're so cute
I hope you had a good treat today, grandpa.
Nice to see you're still alive.
Still with us?
Nice to see you're still with us.
Grandpa?
He's still Grandpa.
He's still Grandpa and yep, still kicking Grandpa, he's still Grandpaing.
Uh, clean.
Clean!
Fucking Fortune!
Encore for an old dream!
Livestream for Fluttering Wings!
Is this the new story here?
Oh, not early.
Oh, I have to do this one.
Oh, I can't do it!
Is it because I'm stuck in this one?
Nooooo!
I'm just gonna have to finish what I'm doing, right?
that's fine we just keep doing what we're doing that's all it's time to finish
what I'm doing good night laser
The situation has become complicated.
Kaleda has not decided whether to search for the prototype or not.
She should go back and wait for her decision.
It's caused the current situation with the Y.
It wasn't easy helping BellaBog find those three missing machines and now it's led to
the issue of the prototype.
And it's turned out the accident at BellaBog also happened back during the fall of the
old capital.
The chaos back then buried so many secrets, the things we're trying to look into as well
as the truth, and Caleta's dad disappeared, so I understand Caleta wants to leave the
past behind.
But I wonder, can people really completely cut themselves off from the past?
Anyway, if BelleBug Industries decides to go into the hollows to retrieve the prototype,
I'd like to take their permission.
What do you think, Belle?
Uh, sure.
I agree.
Thanks.
What does that mean for me now?
Get me out of here.
Chapter 2.
I want to start a catch-up too.
Get some rest in the bedroom.
I'm going to sleep.
Oh, wrong way.
Oh, here it is.
I'm going to sleep.
Goodbye.
I'm going into my room.
I'm going to sleep.
Goodbye.
I'm going to my room.
I'm going to sleep now.
Good night.
Well how many people's lives were changed by the fall of the old capital?
Will this kind keep in the future?
Oh, you rest comfortably and now your mind feels exceptionally clear.
I wonder how things at Buh-Buh Heavy Industries are going.
Let's check in with Weiss and see if there are any updates.
Hello?
Hey, how do I- Give me a minute.
Belle, you're here.
What's wrong?
Any updates on Bella Boggs?
Wait!
wait can't I can't I start the other story now since I'm not in immersive
story mode or am I stuck in here am I stuck here
You can try it, but forever, they're not.
Watch me, watch me now.
Aha!
Yes!
Yes!
Ah-ha!
Uh...
So, character proxy outfit.
Oh, how cute!
Oh
He's so cute
Oh, it's so cute!
Oh, this is the cutest!
This is the cutest!
Hello.
Oh my God, we're all dressed so cute!
Oh, you just arrived just in time. What's up? What are you guys talking about? Nothing much.
I was just a bit worried about my brother. Don't overthink it. I hope that's all. Oh
right, I made some osmanthus cake. Oh! Osmanthus! Earlier to lift my boom! I'm not sure if it'll
suit your case but would you like to try some as she spoke she pushes the
osmanthus cake she has closer to you her eyes full of anticipation try some
osmanthus cakes sure why not
wow your osmanthus cakes are so good so soft but it's a little too sweet
Uh, the sweeter the better, I say!
It is a bit sweet, but there's nothing wrong with a little sweetness.
Uh, really? Sorry, I guess I added too much sugar. I'll make it much better for you next time.
Oh, need to be ner- Oh, it's already very delicious!
There's no need to be so nervous, Xiaobong. It's already delicious.
I'm glad you like it.
But I've always wondered, why do you like osmanthus cake so much?
Oh, actually I just like anything related to osmanthus.
What?
Why?
I remember a long time ago when I just joined Yun Kui Summit, there was a dessert shop
on the corner of a nearby street.
They made amazing osmanthus cakes there, so I always pestered my brother to get some
for me.
But for some reason, I ended up with a stomach ache every time I ate them, so my brother eventually stopped me from eating them.
Then, I decided to try making osmanthus cakes myself.
So long as I made sure to use the right amount of the right ingredients, I was fine.
As she speaks, oh god, what if her...
What if her brother...
What if- What if her brother?!
Senior Fufu, you're back!
Aww, she's so cute with her ears!
We heard something happen again in Waifei, so we hurried back as fast as we could.
We just got here today, but never mind that.
I just got word something strange has appeared over at Sailun Bay.
Oh no.
But we should go take a look.
You'll never see them again.
You had to sign them back with seeing your foofoo.
Be right back.
I have to see what foofoo wants.
Crouching down, Nishin Guan carefully brushes her fingertips across the white petals.
Her face fills with shock and quiet worry.
How is this possible?
The strange white flowers we saw inside the hollow are showing up out here, too.
And is it just my imagination?
Or does it somehow feel like the Qingming Sword is reacting to them?
Oh no.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Yeah.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Same.
They look exactly like the ones in my memory.
If only Yixuan and Shifu were here, she'd know what to make of this.
With everything that's happening in Phylum Heights, it's only right for the High Perceptor
to report directly to the mayor.
That's her duty!
That's her duty!
Man in Yunquist Summit uniform stands there without anyone noticing.
His sharp eagle-leg gaze sweeps over the white flowery on the ground and then lands
on the Yixinguan.
That including, of course, the mess your brother caused.
Yes, you're good.
He's brought shame upon Yunkui Summit.
Mr. Liu, my brother is just...
The Ashing Guang, facts are facts. There is no arguing them.
Uh-oh.
But remember this, the two of you walk different paths. You have your own burden to bear.
Since you've inherited the Qingming Sword, you must carry everything it represents. That is your destiny.
Who is this?
Um, excuse me, but who might you be?
Sorry, I forgot to introduce him.
He's Yun Kui Sum's current...
current who?
I am Lu Heng Zhou.
I know who you are.
Yixuan's new disciple.
As for these flowers, they've already been reported.
So far, they seem harmless, exhibiting no signs of aggression. They're structurally fragile and ordinary in every way.
No, they're not. I've seen these flowers before, back when the old capitol fell, and we also found a ton of them deep inside Lindy and Hollow.
The weird thing is, whenever we approach them, it seemed to weaken the effects of the corruption.
Is that so? Then just to be safe, you need to clear these flowers away for now.
Okay, I'll try.
Time to do some gardening.
Xiao Guan swings her sword, light flashes, and the white flowers become her crumble before her crumble instantly into ash.
They're far more fragile than they look. Are they really just ordinary plants?
Mr. Lu, please believe me. These flowers aren't as simple as they look. There's something deeper going on.
We can't just let them spread like this.
Yeah!
You're not usually this persistent. Is it because of what you've been through lately?
Or have you met someone special who's made you start questioning things?
But what the-
Lu, Hangzhou seems to glance in your direction, or is that just your imagination?
No, that's not it!
Excuse me!
Like this is too important to ignore.
Alright.
But it's doomed!
Tomorrow evening I shall gather all the relevant people.
We'll meet at the temple.
Thank you.
Of course, this isn't only about the flowers.
It's also time to come to a final verdict on your brother's actions.
I'll need to review everything and make a statement that does right by the disciples of Yongkling Summit.
I understand.
Good.
That's all I needed to hear.
Yixing Wang never ever forget who you are or the duty that comes with your gift and your sword
Leon Joe turns to leave as he brushes past he pauses for a brief moment and murmur something only the tool of you can
Let's hope your presence in her life brings strength not burden. What the excuse me?
Sorry you had to see that
Mr. Lou's always
This dude, get off!
It takes you in for someone's honor more seriously than... anything.
But I'm sure he didn't mean any harm.
What?
This guy's rude!
So who exactly is he?
So... who exactly is this Mr. Lu?
Is he one of our seniors at Yun Kui Summit or something?
He's an elder of Yun Kui Summit.
He's the one who manages everything when Isha and Shifu is not around.
I thought everyone at Yankui Summit was older?
But I heard that Ishu and Shifu were the only ones from Yankui Summit who survived the Phylum
Heights incident back then.
Well, he's more of a guardian than a fighter.
Back when everyone left the mountain, he was tasked with making sure the disciples'
families were safe.
That's how he survived the disaster.
I didn't think he'd come here, too.
I guess that means whatever's happening lately really is serious.
He seems...
Oh, he doesn't seem to like me much!
He... doesn't seem to like me much.
He's always been quite a serious person.
He's probably feeling a bit tense lately,
with everything going on.
Well, you shouldn't take it out on me.
I don't know what I did to him.
Alright, enough of that.
It's getting late, and I need to prepare for tomorrow's meeting.
Alright, the osmanthus cakes! They turned out a little off this time, but next time, I'll make the perfect batch for you to try!
It's a promise, okay?
Her eyes glimmer as she looks at you, and like she's finally gathered the courage, she holds out her pinky.
You reach out and hook yours gently with hers. A bright, content smile spreads across her face.
She pulls her hand back and gives you a small wave.
See you tomorrow!
Bye!
Yishengguang turns and disappears around the corner, just like any ordinary girl.
Yet somehow, as you watch her go, you can't shake the feeling that she's carrying something far heavier than she ever lets on.
Oh my god.
After a night's rest is soon time for the meeting.
It's almost time for the meeting. Let's head to Su-Sui-Bien-Temple all night.
Guys?
What?
Holy.
My God.
You arrive at Suibian Temple. Suibian Temple. Everyone's already there.
Yixuan joins remotely due to other obligations. Yixuan Gwang stands quietly to one side,
nervously twisting the edge of her clothes. Since everyone's here, let's begin.
The purpose of this meeting is to gather what we know. Review the current situation.
She's attacking the meeting through Zoom!
I'm sorry, we were all told that we had to be here for the meeting and you are the only one that's appearing through zoom
We were told this mandatory we can't miss why do you get special permissions?
Excuse me!
When I heard what happened with Shuyen some time ago, I had planned to return to Phylum Heights immediately, but I received an urgent mission from the mayor.
There's been an abnormal disturbance inside Hollow Zero, and as manpower was insufficient, Section 6 and I were sent to deal with it.
It's a complicated matter and still has yet to be resolved.
It's a complicated matter and still has yet to be resolved. I am unable to leave at this time.
Mr. Liu has given me a rundown of the situation regarding the creator.
The situation is dire, so I've also shared this information with the mayor. However, my information is likely not complete.
As such, I would like each of you who was there to briefly recount what happened so we can make the most accurate judgment possible.
I see.
Long story short, that Miss Sara from the Exalted was behind a whole string of events.
Her real goal was to awaken the creator.
Meanwhile, Yeshiyan's so-called partnership with Sara was just a cover.
What he really wanted was to destroy the creature before it could fully awaken.
Unfortunately, Huns didn't go as planned.
He overestimated himself, and in the end he was possessed by the creator's power.
Thanks to Xiaowang's assistance at a crucial moment, we were able to subdue the monster
under the creator's control, and we can be assured you in.
Whoa.
Uh, what did we had, the Qingming Sword?
Good thing we had the Qingming Sword.
I made it possible for us to take that monster down and save Seymir yet.
So I've heard.
Xiao Guang, you ended up using the power of the Qingming Sword after all, didn't you?
Uh, I'm sorry, Shifu.
When you inherited the Qingming Sword, I told you.
Unless it's a matter of life and death, you must never draw it from its case or tap into its power source.
But, my brother's life was hanging by a thread, and my friends were in danger.
Please Shifu, tell me, what situation could possibly be more dire than that?
Xiaowang, I'm not blaming you, it's just more than saving others, but rather you learn
to protect yourself.
Let's leave it here for now.
Anyone else have something to add?
Will we ultimately prevail? Yeshiyun left on his own in the chaos.
There's no information on his whereabouts.
I've also been informed of that. I'll see what I can do to locate him.
Hi, Perceptor. Yeshiyun colluded with the exaltists,
endangered philomahites, and brought shame upon Yung Kui Summit.
Surely this can be...
You probably don't know this, but before I left,
I sent the Qingming bird to leave me in hollow to search for him, but the poor thing got trapped there by the Exaltus, and he tried to make it back.
When they examined the bird, I realized Shuyen had been trying to send me messages about the creator, but they never got through.
So no, Shuyen never really sided with the Exaltus, or betrayed you by summit.
And that's exactly why we need to find him. Here's what he has to say, face to face.
My brother must have had his own reasons for everything he did.
I know he'd never betray us.
Yeah!
Whatever the case,
Yeshiyuan has done real damage to Yunkui Summon's reputation.
Still, the details can wait until he returns.
We'll deal with it properly then.
I take it you two are finished now?
Then let me learn something.
When Sarah tried to summon the creator,
We saw this really weird black mist appear.
What?
And the strange thing is, we couldn't even hit it.
Our attacks went right through.
Couldn't hit it.
A black mist is a formless entity.
To harm it you must condense it into a tangible state,
just like the creature the creator commanded.
I see it now.
The block's mess must be the true form of the creator's power.
I've already discussed this with the mayor.
He plans to conduct a discreet investigation through his own channels.
For now, we're to stay put, especially you, Xiaowuang.
You need to stay in the temple and focus on recovering.
Don't take any more risks.
Oi!
Hey, gare yourself!
Shifu's right, Xiaowuang.
You've fainted before, remember?
You really can't keep pushing yourself like this anymore
Yeah, Chef Wang since both shift
We can finally take a little break
The power of the Qingming sword has put the pride of Yun Kui summit and the burden of its wheeler
You must cherish this power
Sorry use it for the sake of many not to serve your own feelings. So I agree with our conceptors decision
Okay, maybe we should hear what, uh, Shaoguang thinks first.
Um, how about we let Shaoguang speak for herself first?
She's the one who's actually going through all this.
Yeah!
Thank you, Junior.
Junior!
He, Shaoguang, uh, looks your way, gratitude flickering in her eyes.
Then she takes a deep breath like she's gathering every ounce of courage
and meets everyone's gaze head-on.
I want to help with the investigation too.
Even without drawing the sword, there must be something I can still do.
Please, let me...
No.
I've already said this before.
Damn, no.
If you want to avoid the sword's negative effects,
you must stay away from anything related to it.
This isn't up for debate.
If there are no objections, I'll take my leave here.
Since the High Perceptor has spoken, this meeting is concluded.
Goodbye.
Whoa.
Talk with everyone.
What if I don't want to?
I'm gonna talk to him first, cause he's a cool robot guy.
Hmm.
Looks like there's drama going down.
You can quit some of it.
You can quit some of it in Krampus.
You can quit some of it in Krampus.
going down Yunkoi's summit. Yunkoi's summit in Krampus.
Definitely have very different styles.
Krampus? What?
Getting used to it, thank you for asking.
Bonny is a key player in Krampus now, you know.
Something like him? Powerful yet honest and reliable?
Is a rare find.
Of course, we had to snatch him up right away.
All right.
Senior Zhao seems to have taken on a big mission lately.
We might need to help out, so let's be ready.
That's right, Seniors Owl is a super busy person,
and the boss really trusts her.
Let me tell you a secret.
She even has this wild title,
Krampus' Unbeaten Legend.
Word is, since joining Krampus on the boss' recommendation,
she's never failed a single mission she's taken on.
I see.
Wow.
Okay.
Okay, I get it.
Now I have to talk to this guy, which I don't want to talk to him, because he doesn't like
me and I don't like him.
That was easy, hey bro!
Belle, I'm still not entirely at ease.
Even if Shaokwong seems fine now, we can't rule out that the King of Swords effects
could worsen. It won't be good if she really does lose all of her memory. Maybe we should
reach out to Yixing and Sufu again.
Aw, let's go ask FuFu about it.
Right. But...
We'll wait for Yixing for the raid out in a great dream. Thank you for the raid.
She's had her hands full lately. Let's consult Senior FuFu first.
Okay.
Shifu, we're really worried about Xiao Guang. I mean, if she really does start showing signs of memory loss, is there anything we can do?
There's nothing we can do. According to the records of past sword wielders, memory loss itself is a warning sign.
As it begins, the erosion caused by the Qingming Sword only grows stronger, and after that, there's no turning back.
No way!
But, based on my studies, as long as the case remains intact, and Xiao Guang refrains from drawing on the sword's core power, its influence on her can and theory be contained.
So you must keep a close eye on her condition. Whatever happens, she must never use that sword the way she did before.
Oh...
Oh no...
Please don't blame yourself, Shifu.
I know you only said those things because you're worried about Xiao Guang.
I'm sure she'll understand too.
Okay.
Hold on a second.
That means...
The Qingming Sword actually chooses its own master?
Yes, that's right.
The Qingming Sword chose every one of its masters.
Only those it accepts can resonate with it and wield its power.
But even after all these years, no one has figured out what that sword looks for.
It doesn't mean...
It's tied to strength, talent, or anything measurable.
Back when Xiaoguang and Shuyin joined Yunkui Summit,
Mr. Lu thought Shuyin showed far greater potential.
I once guessed that Qingming Sword might choose people with a certain kind of constitution.
Who is me?
But that doesn't explain why it passed over me.
When my constitution is far closer to my sisters, I chose Xiao Guang instead.
I can tell you why, because the sword didn't want you, bro.
We know far too little about this sword.
The sword didn't want you!
Sorry if this sounds blunt, but if we already knew the tragic fate of the Qingming Sword's builders-
It didn't choose you, bro!
Now!
This was my mistake.
After my sister's accident, I devoted everything I had to studying how to suppress the sword's side effects.
When I finally succeeded with the case, I natively thought that would be enough, and that the sword could be tamed.
So, I left my guard down.
I see.
Back then, Xiao Guang had only just joined the sect. She was still a curious child.
One day, when she was playing behind the mountain, she wandered into an off-limit area where the case was kept.
All it took was one touch, and the sword chose her.
Assy.
Once the bond is formed, it can't be undone until they keep her stuff.
If only I'd been more careful with its safekeeping.
I've heard about it! According to Elderloo, it was just an accident.
No one could have known that something as simple as a touch would form a bond.
Instead of blaming anyone, maybe we should focus on what to do next.
The way she looked just now, she must be really hurting inside.
I'm sorry.
I agree.
Yeah, that's what I thought too.
Leaving her alone with her thoughts right now probably isn't helping.
How about I go to the toilet?
I WERE JUST SITTING HERE CLOSING!
I have something I need to take care of, so if you could go keep her company, that'd be perfect.
Xiao Guang really adores you, you know.
Having you by her side will make her feel so much better.
Grace, when you see her, tell her I'm sorry.
Tell her it's my fault.
Why don't you tell her yourself instead of making me do-
Uh...
Sorry.
Let me go to her room, wherever that may be, over here.
I'm here in your room.
She's not in her room.
There's a notebook on the desk.
I can't read her diary.
Okay, I'm going to read it.
You open the notebook and take a quick breath.
It's filled with densely packed text, seemingly documenting something in great detail.
You're feeling a bit guilty. You can't make out the details. You quickly close it back up.
Maybe I shouldn't read it. Maybe I should.
Just set up a million- Oh, she just came in.
Well, what are you doing here?
I was reading your diary.
Uh, I heard something strange just now.
Oh, well, uh, when I knocked early-
Oh, Siren!
I heard a strange noise from a siren.
Siren, can you go through the rain up in a great stream?
for the alboba raid?
Suddenly a chubby orange, what do you guys do?
Chubby orange cat waddles out from the corner of the room
and looks over meaestrampily and struts right past our feet
so that weird noise just now must have been
this little cat's doing.
Thank you.
I'm fine really, but you, um.
Oh, Japanwaki is cool!
He's cool!
Oh shit, I didn't know you were in Japan.
I didn't read this.
Don't worry, I just got here.
I didn't read your diary.
You are in Japan, you are a geery thing, right?
Um, if it's you...
Well, my brain, I'm sorry.
It's just trivial everyday things anyway.
Nothing special.
Before she finishes speaking,
another familiar voice comes from behind.
Oh, you're both here!
Perfect.
All about the gangrene.
Xiao Guang, about what happened at the meeting, Shifu asked us to pass on her apology.
I know. She's only being strict because she cares. I understand that.
I'm finally fed up with her a little bit. How long are you going to be there?
A hint of sadness flickers across Yishenggwon's face, but she quickly pushes it down, replacing it with that polite, well-behaved smile of hers, just like nothing ever happened.
And anyway, thank you both of you for worrying about me
You don't always have to be the one the understanding one you know Xiao Gong
You don't have to be so considerate all the time. It's okay to feel bothered to get upset
If I were okay, I'd be hurt, too
It's totally normal really everyone feels that way sometimes so don't keep blaming yourself
Okay
Thank you really I get it
Don't worry. I'm okay. All right. All right
Shifu also asked us to do something else a little test for you actually
She just wants to make sure your memory is still doing fine. Just answer whatever feels right. Okay? Yeah
I don't know everything you two have been through so I'll let you do the asking
Just three questions will be enough. What test your memory. Oh
When we first met.
Hmm, let's see.
When we first met, what were you doing?
When we first met.
Hmm.
If you mean it, Sweebie and Temple,
I think I was trying to rescue that chubby orange cat.
Looks like you got the first one right!
So let's move on to question two.
Uh, the night by the fire.
During that night by the fire,
we watched the stars and talked about the silly stuff that happened recently.
What story did you share?
I talked about how I didn't bring enough money when I left Yen Kui Summit and almost ended
up going to that pawn shop in town.
I thought there was nothing left for keeping except the Qingming Sword.
Right again!
Now on to the final question.
What do you like being called the most?
Last question.
What do you like being called the most?
Wait, isn't this question a bit too sudden?
Answer the question!
I know the answer to this one.
It's that...
You know, that...
Senior...
I can't quite hear you.
Wow!
The wind totally drowned you out!
Didn't really hear you.
Mind saying that a bit louder?
Uh, it's... Senior. Aw, perfect.
Seems like your memory's just fine. That really puts my mind at ease.
Okay, senior.
It's getting late, so I'll head out first. You two get some rest, alright?
After you, Fufu, says her goodbyes, she leaves the room. Now it's just you and Yixingwon, and somehow, the air feels a little different.
Just as you're about to come up with an excuse to head back to your room, Shogunz calls out to you.
I haven't had the chance to thank you properly yet. Thanks for having my back at the meeting. You're welcome.
Thanks to you, I found the courage to say I wanted to join the investigation out loud. For me, this is already a huge step forward.
I sound pretty useless, right?
Oh, talk about yourself like that!
I know that Shifu and everyone I even play summon actually care about me a lot, but I can't help but feel like you're treating me like I'm glass that'll break at the slightest touch.
And carefully wipe me clean, protect me.
What?
Making sure I wouldn't get you in the tiniest scratch.
But rather than being protected I want to stand by everyone's side.
That's quite a pretty selfish way of thinking isn't it?
Everyone's just trying to help me.
Sorry for the rent. It's alright.
thank you oh yeah haven't you been practicing you play some of technique
lately if you have any questions feel free to ask me okay okay see you tomorrow
bye okay goodbye you didn't mean it literally whoa I say it then huh well I'm
I'm going to sleep.
Goodbye.
Hey, I hear fireworks, where?
Whoa, the moon!
Where's the fireworks at, bro?
I hear fireworks, where are they at?
Where's the fireworks at, bro?
So, me, go fireworks!
Whoa!
Wow!
Wow!
Ah!
Straight sky!
Warm bed.
What the?
Did I really see that?
That shadowy figure?
Was it just my imagination?
There's nothing here.
Whatever.
I'll just follow it and see what's going on.
Yeah, you're going to follow it to the alley?
This is Swabian Temple.
No evil spirit would dare show up here.
No evil spirit would dare show up here.
No evil spirit would dare show up here.
No evil spirit would dare show up here.
No evil spirit.
No evil spirit would dare show up here.
It's probably just a thief.
What the...
Oh! There's a cat over there!
How could we take a look?
Cat!
It's a chubby orange cat.
Is there something lurking behind me?
Is someone there?
What?
Junior...
Finally, we meet again.
Wait, I knew you!
What the...
Surprised?
Thought I was your sweet, well-behaved senior?
Too bad.
The one standing here now is a beast who just wants to...
survive.
Now is a feast who just wants to... survive.
Whoa!
I've been waiting for you for such a long time.
I think I like her this way, dear junior.
Uh...
Wait!
Xiao Guang, is that you?
Wait!
Is it really you?
Xiao Guang?
Oh, you mean that naive, sweet girl who's always ready to sacrifice herself for others?
The one who never says no? No matter what?
Whoa.
Why can't you stay like this?
Tell me. Do you want me to be her?
No.
Well, it doesn't matter what you think. I am part of her. Always have been. We were never apart.
Well, can you, like, be the one that stays out all the time?
Could it be? You're a split personality?
If that makes it easier for you, feel free to think of me as such. I'm the one she hides under that perfect, obedient mask.
I love crazy girls as to if that exists, but can't erase her other half.
If she's the light, then I'm her shadow.
If she's the saint high above, then I'm the one crawling through the dirt.
Holy cool and one girl!
She's willing to use that sword, that cursed power, to save everyone, to play the hero.
Hmph, funny.
Wow, but me?
I just want to live.
I mean, you can live with me.
Whoa.
I don't know, you do have a point. I get where you're coming from. I just don't want to see her hurt herself for the sake of helping everyone else. It's not fair to her.
Fair you say? You're the very first person who's ever said that word to me.
want is someone else to take the fall, a shield to stand in front of them, someone to die in their
place. But when that hero burns out, when she spent everything she has, what then? Oh, we'll
build a monument, offer flowers, shed a few pretty tears, write poems about her glory.
And then, they'll wait for the next fool to pick up the sword, to become the new hero.
Well, no one ever cares about the person beneath that title, the one who bleeds, who trembles,
who cries.
Yet he bothers.
So tell me, if one day that hero stood before everyone and said, it hurts, I can't do
this anymore, I just want to live.
What do you think would happen?
No, no.
I- No, no!
I don't know.
They're my problem.
But everyone has the right to make their own choice.
Hmm.
I like your honesty.
Yishenguan, before you suddenly lean in, her breath warm against your EAR!
The truth is, from the moment that sword chose me,
I knew exactly what I wanted.
To be anything but a hero.
I refuse to die before the world does.
Eaching one's fingertips brush lightly against your cheek, bringing a slight chill.
With a half smile, she gives you a teasing look, her lips curving in that sly, knowing
way.
What the-!
Did I scare you?
Don't worry.
I just needed some air.
She'll be back very soon.
How about I let you in on a little secret?
This outfit? I picked it out for her. Pretty, isn't it?
Looks like it's about time.
Uh-oh.
She's waking up. Guess we'll talk again soon.
No, go back!
Wait, I still have tons of questions to ask you.
Before you can finish your sentence, this is if the white-haired Shalguan suddenly shuts
down her eyes fluttering shut a moment later, the familiar Shalguan finally returns.
Aw man!
Well, what happened to me?
No!
Junior, you're here too.
Shalguan, you sleepwalk!
Sleepwalk?
I don't think so.
Oh, so sleepy.
I should head back and get some rest.
Otherwise, I'll be late.
I don't think so.
Oh, so sleepy.
I should head back and get some rest.
Otherwise, I'll have some major dark circles on my eyes.
Just letting you know that not all dark circles
under your eyes, most of the time,
it has nothing to do with sleep.
It's genetics and other things.
It's not really sleep.
I'm just letting you know.
Wait, she just said, night night, my little junior.
What?
I'm going back to bed!
Good night!
Hup!
That girl!
Uh-oh.
I'm going back to bed!
Good night!
I'm going back to bed!
Good night!
I'm going back to bed!
Good night!
Good night!
What's going on? You think you've got something on your mind?
Uh, does she sleepwalk a lot?
So nobody, everybody's like, oh, she doesn't sleepwalk? What do you mean?
Comotion erupts at the temple? Uh-oh.
She's a tech- okay, tiger, okay.
Hello again, everyone.
Oh, remember me?
I'm Jo from Krampus Compliance Authority.
Yup, that judgment division of tops.
The one that makes all the bad guys run for cover.
How you say la boo-boo.
And this lovely young lady must be the rising star of Young Boys Summit.
The current keeper of the Chunming Sword herself.
We've never really had the chance to properly get acquainted, have we?
Uh, hello. I'm Yasheng Guang. It's nice to meet you, Miss Jiao from Krampus.
Honestly, the honors are mine. Finally meeting the legend herself? In person?
Person, you know, there are people out there secretly placing bets that you'll become new aridus next void hunter
There seems to play she'll be the one to restore you can play summits former glory and all that
Oh, I'm not that amazing. I just
No need to be modest for someone as gifted and talented as you someone who turns heads just by walking
Wow, being too modest could be considered arrogance.
But please don't say things like that.
I'm kidding.
Don't take it too seriously.
Still, you're the chosen one.
Oh boy.
And we also have Miss Bell here.
Lovely to see you again, too.
Oh, nice to see you.
Just me.
Or does Miss Jawa seem kind of different today?
Aw, looks like you're still getting to know me.
My attitude always depends on the relationship, you know.
And I liked it.
I came all the way here with a bunch of carefully chosen gifts just to see you guys.
But aside from these little goodies, I also brought something you'll definitely want.
Confirmation about Mr. Yeshuryan.
You mean... my brother?
Uh, so tell me, don't I make a pretty great guest?
You said you have news about my brother?
Wait, do you actually know where he is?
Don't get all worked up, mister.
Oh my god, we're so close!
Look at you anywhere!
But your instincts are spot on.
I do happen to have a lead on your brother's whereabouts.
He does!
Where is he?
Please tell me.
Well, that's not very professional of you.
In our line of work, it all comes down to equal exchange.
Equal exchange!
I give you whatever you want, and you give me what I want.
They're efficient and perfectly transparent.
Buying Xinyan and asking for something before offering a trade?
That's some questionable matters.
Don't I... I'm sorry?
Uh-oh.
What do you want?
She's just really worried.
It's her brother we're talking about.
So what's your condition?
What do you want from us?
Now we're talking, Proxy.
A new, unknown area has appeared in Lemnian Hollow, and I'm heading there to investigate.
That's why I'm here.
An unknown area?
I see.
Correct.
And to sweeten the deal, I'll throw in a bonus.
According to the latest observation data, the area covered by Lemnian Hollow
has expanded by approximately 0.002%, accompanied by abnormal miasma activity.
This occurred right after your battle with Yishuyun ended.
So, my theory is that there's some kind of abnormal miasma in that only-
Oh, not the one-pick carabine! Of course, of course, it's always me!
It's nothing let me in hollow to expand. I need your help investigating it.
But why me? If you need help from a proxy, I get back, but what can I do for you?
Because you're the current keeper of the Qingming Sword.
And I've heard a few interesting tidbits from Daolin.
Like how the Qingming Sword reacts oddly near the hollow steps.
And how it was the sword's power that ultimately saved the issue you're in.
Also, did those white flowers that appeared in Waifei cause a strange reaction from the sword?
I don't know.
Like, some sort of resonance.
Yeah, her ears are huge.
The Qingming swords started trembling when they came into contact with those flowers.
Wait, how did you know?
She has eyes everywhere, bro.
I'm just connecting the dots on what we know so far.
So far, if my guess is right, the power that soar, this new area, and the entire Lemnian
Hollow are all connected somehow.
I see.
And those strange white flowers may just be related to the abnormal miasma causing
this expansion.
So, I need you, Missy, and our brilliant proxy friend here to join me.
Of course, this payment, I'll give you the exact coordinates where your brother was last seen.
I spotted him right at the edge of that new area.
Alright, I'll do it.
That's a decisive answer.
Let's get out of here. I want to say yes, but...
She's not sick, bro! She just has split personality and one mind!
Not to let her get near anything that could trigger change her mind.
Girl inside a word just leave her alone. He's fine
You tested me before remember my memories perfectly normal
I've already asked senior Fufu and the others none of them have found any trace of my brother. This might just be my best shot
Understand where you're coming from but this is too risky. I need to think it over
Oh, mumbo.
Miss Tao, what if it's me and a few other Yunkui Summit disciples who go with you instead of Xiao Guang?
Not an option. Observing the connection between that hollow area and the Qingming Sword is part of my research.
My terms are non-negotiable. Looks like you two aren't exactly on the same page yet.
Very...he's a no-nonsense business, Tao.
That's alright.
I'm patient. I can wait. And don't worry, I never force a deal.
deal so if you decide you do want to work with me come and find me at the cable
car station I'll be waiting there for your good news proxy you're smart I can
tell I'm sure you'll make the most reasonable choice I will I know you
still have concerns but this lead means everything to me don't worry
I don't care if I get punished. What matters to me is your health condition.
We know too little about the changes-
Your health is fine, let's get out of here.
Before my brother left, I think I heard him say something.
He said he'd saved me.
So I think maybe that's why he left without telling anyone why.
Maybe it's because of me.
But- but here I am, pretending nothing happened.
Stuck here in safe-
Oh my god!
Yeah!
Jesus!
I just know- I know how that feels. You know I want to go outside to my own hands.
Alright, let's go.
thank you really thank you to be honest I've been meaning to tell you that you're
really special to me maybe it's the sword but everyone my brother and all the
people at Yoon Kui Summit they all treat me like I'm made of glass I know
they mean well but but you you listen that means more I know no need to thank me no
need to thank me but promise me one thing what happens in the hollow I'm sorry I
like her split personality we gotta bring her out of this and about what you
said that you don't want to be the one who always needs protecting honestly I've
I've never thought of myself as your protector. You're way too strong for that, senior.
I'm just accompanying you, that's all. No matter what you decide to do, just know that I'll be by your side.
Oh my god.
Can you promise me that too? So whenever I look over, I know you'll be there.
Yes, I promise.
Whenever we turn around, whenever we look over our shoulders, we'll always see each other there.
Pinky promise.
Finally, pinky promise. Now bring out the other one, Nubzki!
Where is she?
Whoa.
Whoa, this place is so pretty.
Like, this area is really nice.
I'm exploring before I leave with this rabbit girl.
Whoa!
Mr. Don?
Oh my God.
Mr. Dome!
Whoa, this place is so nice.
This city's nice.
What if I was in the city?
I thought it was a city.
Oh, it's a city.
Oh, it's a city.
Oh, it's a city.
Oh, it's a city.
Oh, it's a city.
Oh, it's a city.
Oh, it's a city.
What if I were this way?
Excuse me, I'll see you later, Mr. Don!
Ooh!
Wow.
Really nicely.
Oh my god, look outside!
Yeah, I'm not a sucker, yeah, I will go.
whoa that looks crazy
cat person a ram guy and then there's a dog how does this world work
How does this world work?
Rabbit girl, you're not even wearing any shoes, rabbit girl.
Okay, let's go on our way.
I knew it!
You came after all!
I just knew you'd make the right choice.
I have so many questions, bros.
There we go. There's one thing I want to ask you.
Where is it?
Go on.
You said you wanted to investigate because you detected signs of the hollow expanding.
What?
But you're from Tops, aren't you?
I mean, would Tops really care about what happens to phylum heights?
No matter what goes wrong here, it wouldn't really affect you, would it?
The moment you learned I worked for Tops, you'd start assuming that everything I do is for their benefit.
And, honestly, that's not entirely wrong. But, like I said before, I'm with Krampus Compliance Authority.
Krampus does operate under top. Sure, but our duty is to audit, judge, and enforce the rules.
Uh-huh.
Of the useless clown's top set to philium heights before were our judgement targets.
So please, don't lump me in with them. Besides, the bigger an organization gets, the messier internal politics.
So what you're saying is...
Don't forget, Krampus is the one managing phylum heights now.
No matter what happens, I have to take responsibility for my work, like I told you before.
In this world, everything comes down to one thing.
Equivalent exchange.
We've taken so much from phylum heights-
Mark, equivalent exchange!
There we take responsibility for protecting it too.
Smart people don't take without giving back.
In contrast, Yunkui's somewhat shining prodigy and current keeper, the Qingming Sword, dear
Miss Ye Xiongguang here, seems to have a much more honest reason for joining the investigation.
All for her brother, right?
You love your brother.
Who would have thought? Turns out a top's businesswoman like me cares more
about fine room heights than Yunkui's summit doors.
I-I-I don't care about philum heights.
Of course we care about philum heights, but at the moment, the only sign of hollow expansion
comes from your readings.
Besides, most hollows grow at a gradual pace.
That doesn't prove anything yet.
You've done your research, I see.
But, according to my data, Lemnian Hollow's expansion rate is way beyond normal.
Still, we won't know the truth until we go in and take a look ourselves.
Don't worry, we're going now!
UGHHH!
We're very last saw, Mr. Yeshu-Yuen.
So, let me summarize the main mission objectives once more.
Okay.
Enter the mysterious new area in Lemnian Hollow.
Investigate the expansion and the abnormal miasma activity, and determine the cause.
Okay.
To achieve this, I'll need to help with the most skilled proxy in New Eridu to guide my way.
I'll also need the Qingming Swordskeeper to use the blade and resonate with the white flowers,
so I can figure out the relationship with the miasma's abnormal behavior.
No time to waste!
Let's head out now.
We're heading out.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Who are we gonna bring with us?
Let's go now.
We're on our way.
Ow!
Ow!
I checked around a bit. This place used to be an old porcelain mine.
It's where they used to process lumaidore.
If we keep going forward, we'll probably reach the main mining area.
Who's that?
Uh-oh.
That's strange. Did the chaining sword just move? Or was it just my imagination?
What's wrong with the sword react to something?
It's not affecting you, is it?
Maybe we should go back for now and double check.
Don't worry, I just felt like the sword resonated with some kind of energy here.
Looks like the sword really is connected to this area somehow.
Abnormal miasma detected in this area.
Oh boy.
There's definitely something off about this place.
You mean the miasma here feels unusually thick?
Uh-oh.
It's not about the concentration.
I defeated that creature controlled by the creator. There wasn't even an entrance here. Clearly, this is an area lost to time.
And no man's land.
Okay then. That's enough intel sharing for now. Your brother's last no location is that way.
Whatever blood is a monster.
Except there I'm investigating the opposite direction. So we'll split up for now. We can meet up again once you finish investigating Yeshiyan's trail.
Okay.
Alone?
No! So she doesn't want to go because she's scared, huh? She's scared.
What if I bring it with me on my team anyway?
I mean anyway.
Wait, Missy.
No, that's not what I mean.
You've got it wrong.
Shall I go and talk to you?
Or if I bring you anyway?
You don't have to worry about me.
I am Krampus' most successful judge.
The only one without a single failed mission on her record.
And the holder of the title,
The Unbeaten Legend.
You two should probably focus on yourself.
Of course it's unbeaten. You don't work.
Go handle your mission.
You don't do anything.
And we'll meet up at the doctor.
Just don't keep me waiting too long.
Um, since she's so capable, I... okay then. Let's f-
The warehouse is right over there! Let's hurry up!
Oh, there we go, by myself.
Oh, look at her glowing long hair.
Oh.
Oh
Okay, so dangerous, why would my brother ever come here?
He must have had his reasons once they find him we'll know for sure
I guess I'll just have to ask him myself when we meet.
Oh my god, he's crazy.
Look it out.
This way.
What the?
He's crazy.
Wait, am I-
My asthma anomaly is increasing.
I can't believe there's an active thing blue in this number of lines.
I'm afraid it just mentioned the abnormal miasma.
Just like Miss Jill said.
We're following.
Don't worry.
I'll make this quick.
Oh my god.
That thing who must have gone inside the warehouse let's go in okay, she's kind of like
Where did that thing boo go
Over there it's kind of busted, bro
They ran my sword
Wow, you just picked up a new perception technique on your own?
That's amazing!
I knew you were gifted.
Give it time and you'll be one of the best and brightest of in-place summits.
Reflecting reading.
What the?
Alert. Unidentified Bangboo detected a head, model unknown, not listed in any new Eridu official databases.
Risk advisory. High-level intelligence data construct detected within the target.
It's a...
Oh, oops.
Error. Data error detected. Attempting to reorganize data.
Let's listen to what it has to say first.
Intergrating
Hey friends over there I can see you
It's nice to meet you. My name is lock spring lock spring as you can tell
That's a little faulty. Oh, what are you doing all alone in a place like this? Did you get lost?
I must apologize. There's an issue with my memory module. So I'm not even sure why I'm here
When I first became aware I was already stuck here. I've been wandering around ever since, but haven't found a way out. I've even done luck with the other medium class!
I'm so sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I took you off, Bang-Boo!
Lock-Spring.
I was born by one of the first-point hunters. Lady Sumbringer herself.
Ooooooh!
Oh my god he's the last of his model!
The last of his kind!
The combat module has been non-functional for years. I pose no threat to you.
You're not scared or anything. It's just the first time I've heard of this type of bamboo.
I'm kinda curious. What drill for Lady Sunbringer to create high-firepower combat bamboo in the first place?
Yeah.
Everything blue she made was designed with a purpose.
Some were meant to share the burden of human labor. Others? To bring warmth in company.
Lady Sunbringer of love, humanity. More than anything ever could. That's why every bangle, no matter the appearance, was made to serve mankind.
Wow.
And for us, the High Fire Power Combat Series, that mission, heart-connect deep within our core, is simple and absolute.
To protect humanity.
To protect humanity!
I was born to protect, but now I've lost all the means I once had to fulfill that purpose.
So I suppose, protecting isn't something I can really talk about anymore.
Perhaps my end should be the same as the others of my kind.
Buried in some cold scrapyard, quietly forgotten.
Aww...
Don't say that! We'll get you out of the hollow!
And once we do, we'll find someone to fix you up!
Yeah, we can patch you up!
I doubt anyone in New Era did even remember as my model ever existed, let alone how to repair one.
I'll make them remember.
Still, thank you for saying that.
Uh...
Why would your model discontinue?
Your model sounds pretty powerful. Why would anyone stop making them?
Perhaps because we were too pricey to maintain, our failure rate was also much higher than other bang-o.
Oh.
I'm proof of both.
My memory, combat, and even speech modules have all suffered varying degrees of damage.
Technically, I should have been scrapped long ago.
Yet, somehow, I'm still self-aware.
Wow.
But I've gotten nowhere else to go.
So I just wander through these ruins, day after day.
It's okay, and you can come with us.
Come with us, it's your friend!
I haven't even introduced myself.
My name is Yesheng Guang, but you can call me Xiao Guang.
This is my junior, Rao.
We're disciples from Yan Kui Summit.
We came here looking for my brother,
and to investigate the anomalies in this area.
Right, you mentioned abnormal mias, but just now?
What did you mean by that?
That's a combat bang-boo. I'm quite sensitive to changes in my surroundings
Recently, I've noticed that there have been abnormal changes in the surrounding miasma. Oh
It seems to cling to a strange type of white flower even causing it to mutate
Unfortunately, I was attacked by ethereals before I could observe what the flowers mutation look like
White flowers and abnormal miasma
Yes, but this job mentioned the same things before do you know where we can find these white flowers?
Well, you know those white flowers nearby. Oh shit. It's convenient for you. We can head over to that watchtower
That's a great idea junior. Let's head there
So, the Qingming Sword suddenly starts acting weird again.
You can feel the power! Uh oh, it's that thing over there.
Flying Sword?
So...
Ease!
Oh, whoa.
Ease!
Ease!
I didn't think the Qingming Sword could do something like that.
Who's this?
Yeah.
Oh.
Okay.
That's Big Ear.
It's my brother!
He really is here!
Not their brother!
Wait! Over there!
This joust surrounded by its own of ethereals!
Okay, we're gonna go get her.
I'll follow you, Lee.
She's our friend!
Okay, I knew you'd say that.
Let's move.
Ms. Jow surrounded, so we'd better help her eliminate some materials.
Okay!
Don't worry.
You made the right call.
The sword?
Here's my heart.
The sword.
I'm coming!
Uh, it looks like trouble.
I'm sensing a weird aura of my asthma from it.
I don't know if you're somehow...
No.
Now isn't the time to be thinking about that.
AHHHHH! WAIT! WAIT!
There it is!
You lose!
AHHHHH!
Oh my god!
It's so my run.
Oh
The last of them no time to waste we've got to go help miss job
This
Operation oh, hey
Hey
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa get off get off get off
HA HA!
I am body as one!
Where's the void?
Uh...
What- what is this?
Oh.
No three spell from another one of those obstacles
Wait to you junior
Have to get on it. Oh, okay. Oh, I see
Whoa.
We did it!
We saved you!
Wait...
Don't tell me you came here because you were worried about me.
Yes!
We saw you surrounded by a ton of ethereals from the watchtower.
We got so worried we ran straight here.
What?
Yeah, we caught sight of her brother earlier, but Xiaoguang gave up chasing him to come help you instead.
I didn't need rescuing, but fine.
Sure, sure you did it!
There are scenes you're keeping your word. And I like that.
Sure you did it, sure you did it.
And who's this banged fool?
Oh, this is Lockspring. We met it on the way.
It said it's kind of broken, so it's been wandering around here alone.
Hello, Miss Zhao. I'm fairly familiar with this area.
Maybe I can be of some use to you in an exchange.
I hope you can take me out of this hollow.
A little bang-boo, wandering around a place this dangerous alone, huh?
That's pretty interesting. Yeah!
You flatter me. But you're right.
I'm not quite like the usual bang-boo.
The special bang-boo?
My companions next far exceed theirs.
Even with my body damaged, my memory course still carries the memory of every battle I've fought.
That's...
OPA!
That explanation almost sounds unreasonable.
Either way, having someone who knows the drain is useful.
Right now, I'm going to sleep.
Back to business, I just gotta get out of here.
I'm sorry, my finger's weak!
The scent of that abnormal miasma is thick here.
What the hell yo!
So you also felt it.
I was just about to say, these ethereals have this strange miasma aura about them.
It's darker and more sinister than normal miasma.
Okay.
I'm assuming this is what you mentioned before?
But the miasma doesn't seem to have a tangible form.
I don't think we can clear it out.
I've also been mulling that over.
Earlier, I discovered that this abnormal miasma clings to those white flowers.
Right!
Black Spring mentioned before that it causes the flowers to mutate.
Mutate?
So, that's what's going on.
If this little bang-boo's intel is accurate,
perhaps we could find the tangible form of this miasma and those mutated flowers
and track down the source of the expansion using what we learn.
I have a feeling that this all has something to do with the creator.
You mean the creator that Sarah mentioned?
Okay.
Yup, but that's just my theory.
Right now, let's just find those mutated flowers.
Let me at them!
Upli, Gardner, it's fine.
You're right.
We've seen them plenty of times deep inside the hollow,
But lately they've begun showing up in phylum heights
in phylum heights
Hmm, what about phylum heights? Oh, nothing. I mean, it's really strange those flowers would appear in phylum heights
Uh-oh
Be careful everyone
Me to do
Alright, it's not over.
I'm soaked in this mess of that Nama Nausma.
AHHHHH! AHHHHH!
I'm like, just being so depressed and anything.
We should look into this.
Are you sure you're here to fight your brother?
Why, he's on up on him already.
I already know my brother's safe.
That's good enough for me.
For now, I have other things to do.
Oh my god, our world is full of stuff.
I've got to get the Nama Nausma.
I'm not sure what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna get the Nama Nausma.
I have other things to do.
Oh my god, our run is so cute!
Oh my god!
Ow!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Shit!
Oh, shit!
Light brings the dawn.
Looks like that's where the ethereals are coming from.
Wow!
I can feel it.
The Qingming Sword is guiding me.
Oh, bro, that was crazy.
This room!
So you're not just something to look at.
You're so cute!
Look at her!
Look at her!
Thank you.
Oh my god, dude, it's so cute!
Oh, her little one is so cute!
Oh, she's so cute!
Oh!
it does not it?
If I ever get a character I want my run to be like this and I want to fall.
I
Doesn't have one she just floats on a frickin look at this. It's so cool
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What the heck?
Are you gonna do the LEGO game again with those?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
This coming week, I see when Dan has some time so we can play that other game that we were talking about.
other game that we were talking about. I got to send her a message and see when she has time so we can play it this week.
This week we also have, we also have on Wednesday it's Grandpa's, it's our final game with Grandpa.
If you guys don't, like if you guys remember, Grandpa is graduating.
grandpa is graduating and this is his final week so we're going to be playing
games with him on Wednesday
we're playing games with him and friends on Wednesday I have to see when
Nyan is available so she can play with us and then we have more more games
Resident Evil comes out this week this coming week that's coming and I
definitely want to play Resident Evil. I definitely want to play Resident Evil. I've been waiting
for this game for a while. I definitely need to catch up on Warframe this week too. I've
got some scary games but also I want to keep on playing Walking Dead because we are in
in the midst of a crazy time.
Guys, tonight, I wanna stream tonight,
but I really have to record.
I really have to record.
I have a recording due.
I have a recording due and I cannot stream
until I finish that recording.
So, I will not be streaming tonight.
I will be taking tonight off.
Unfortunately, I will not be streaming,
but I'll be back on Monday.
I'll be back on Monday, I'll be back on Tuesday,
I'll be back on Wednesday, I'll be back on Thursday,
I'll be back on Friday.
I might take one more day off,
maybe I might take Thursday off,
but I will be back Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Friday.
I will be back, but I'll be back, I'll be back on Monday.
I have to record, and it's very important.
And I promise you that this recording,
It's gonna be this recording is pretty something pretty cool that I did not expect
I'm pretty cool and
You'll you'll be seeing it soon. It's a very exciting recording. I think you could say like I
Will be fulfilling something very interesting that I've always wanted to do
I love you guys so much for spending 13 hours of your day with me, I love you guys so much,
I appreciate you all so so much, if by some crazy chance I finish my recording soon I will
stream but most likely I will see you on Monday.
I'll see you guys on Monday!
I love you guys!
Bye bye!
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Thanks for hanging out with me and thanks for all the love
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