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02-24-2026 · 11h 25m
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Oh
I like the way you speed down me on that phone
I like that XG when I hear that ringtone
you
you
you
you
you
It's not like you aren't trying
It makes you sad to hide feelings so trapped
We get a real bad rep
But look at what's instead
Don't waste your life away
And be right the rest
I understand your peace
My love likes Santa Pete
Time up when you're at my feet
Love me right and I'll tell you three
Bigger than a few of these feats
Why not the sweet release
Plan off from hell's not discreet
Unashamed is our specialty
They hurt me with a bit of love, baby
Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel it burn
Oh please, oh please, you're as bad as us, baby
Let your purple pants, cause I'm the other one
Yeah, mediate the saints and the singers
Or sing coins, sing their decisions
Should go follow the leader
Go stay where you can see us
Our nations, their nations
You're chasing heels now
You're tired of trying
Be who you know you are
We're all stings like that
That's why we're in
Dear self
Let's not waste time
We're too deep to dwell
Hey
And you are done
Get the fear
Get the fear
With a bit of love
Make sure that it hurts
I want to feel it burn
Please, oh please, your aesthetic sucks, baby
I can't battle bass, cause I'm the other west
It's me, it has to be
All my beliefs are made for
Make sure that it hurts
I want to feel it back
I'm pleased, I'm pleased
I'm not ready to expose
I can't battle bass, cause I'm the other west
We're on easy street, and it feels so sweet
Cause the world is but a treat, and you're on easy street
And we're breaking up the Dutch champagne
We're sitting pretty on the gravy train
And when we sing, we're sweet, we're free
Cause it's right here on easy street
We're down on the sun, and down
Then it's only just the game
It's time to have a little fun
When everybody's in the game
I'll see why you should be on these
Yeah, we got a friend from
Oh, to a life I can
you
you
you
you
you
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, wait again, NO!
Noor! Noor! Noor! Noor! Noor! Noor!
Hello everybody, it's me, Iron Mouse.
Hello.
Oh, Huzzah!
I'm here!
Huzzah!
Guys, you're probably wondering what the fuck happened.
Uh, nothing.
I had to record yesterday, so I couldn't stream.
But I did it!
I did my recording!
I did it!
I did it, sir!
I did it!
Recorded it!
And now it's time to record a million or one more things, but not today.
Not today.
But not today.
Not today.
Fifty months of Easy Street, thank you for fifty months of Easy Street.
Thank you for being on Easy Street for fifty months.
I was recording it was good. It was good. It was good. It was kind of hard
It was a little hard, but it was it was good and I am excited
To show you guys what it is
soon
So soon it will come soon
So
I received my Ava 8 merch today!
YEEEAAAAAAAAY!
You know, I probably shouldn't be saying this, but I don't care, because I'm holding
her in my hand right now and she's so cute!
I may or may not have a plushie coming out soon and she's so cute.
She's so cute.
You won't want to mess with her, she's so cute.
She's so cute I just want to strangle her.
And that's what I'm doing right now.
She's very strangleable.
It was super cute. Oh you saw it! That's right, you saw it! She's super cute and she's perfect to strangle.
Life size bl-
I'mma kick your ass.
Browsy showed me the moment of- oh my god, she's so cute. She's so cute.
She's so cute and she has a bellybutton.
Wow.
She has a bellybutton.
You just hear her, you just want to go.
I'm not sure how to do this.
Operator?
NO!
NO!
You like how I say bellybutt home?
the meow video loves it and she was shocked that's that she's in it and
said that she wouldn't like to do a type song
yeah yeah yeah she's in the video i'm glad she saw it i hope she liked it
i hope she liked it
Is this a fucking KK slider version of Konini?
What the fuck?
Whoa.
Well, there's nothing better than a KK Slider cover, I hope there's a KK Slider cover of
You'll cry for me one day.
Thanks for 70 fun streams in a row!
Thank you for coming for 70 times.
Wait.
Thanks for attending the stream 70 times.
Thanks for attending the stream 7-0 times.
70 times.
Still a- I'm gonna freakin'-
You see this fork?
I'm gonna stick this fork in your tear duct.
No?
Oh yeah, you can't see it.
No? Oh yeah, you can't see it.
My tear duct! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha! Oh my god, I saw this short.
I saw like, I was doom scrolling and I saw this one, uh, thing of this woman like pulling out a long hair out of her eye and it was long, long, long and it wouldn't stop pulling out and I'm like, eugh!
Oh
My god, it wasn't real guys. It wasn't real. It was from a movie, but still
Just made my eyes itchy
And they my eyes really itchy
Super itchy
And made my eyes superbly itchily
I don't know, I don't know what movie it is, I watched too many things, I watched too many
things, but I've been busy because I've been watching Walking Dead after I finished my
recording and playing with my cats.
Mugenics.
Bro.
I didn't get rid of all those shitty ass cats, bro.
I got some cats that are just bad. Bad cats, I tell ya. Bad cats.
And they don't want to- they don't want to fuck!
They don't want to fucking have baby cats!
They don't want to fucking make kittens!
A damny.
So rude one kid one cat had two ketons
I was like oh wow this is the start of new luck for me hooray, and then it never happened again, and I'm like fuck me
My cats aren't even gay guys. They don't even want to have sex they just look at each other angry they want to fight
They're not even gay
They all hate each other.
Angry straight cats.
God damn it.
What if they're all gay?
I told you they're not gay or leave my cats alone.
They don't even want to have sex.
I would support them.
That's great.
At least have sex.
You know what I mean?
Shit.
They don't want to do nothing.
They just want to fight all day.
Or just stare at each other.
Well, I'm sorry.
I can't have, I can't have a house full of cats that won't have sex.
They have to f-
What's harder?
Preeding cats or chocobos?
I don't know.
Chocobo.
I haven't even tried with the chocobos.
Well, you have cats, I have a house full of cats.
And none of them have sex!
None of them have sex! None of them do! None of them do it!
Why are they gonna do it?
Why do you want the the cats to freak because they need to make more cats for me like it's
sending them out to battle.
It's the way of cats.
It's the cat way.
They have to fight.
The cats have to fight.
Oh my god.
Please just send me a new game that's gonna come out bro.
When is this game coming out bro?
I have to play this game immediately.
The game is called Mall Rivals.
It's a competitive mall sim for up to 8 players.
8 players open stores in the same mall, fight for customers, and crush their rivals, team
up or go solo.
Fair play or dirty tricks, your call, procedural maps, and employee system, there's mall cops,
smugglers, and physical mechanics included.
Bro!
The friend slop game of my dreams, bro.
Are you kidding?
It comes out in March!
I must, we must play it!
Oh my god, this will be...
Truly...
Truly amazing.
A sim co-op.
That's a battle royale.
A fight to the death.
You can lock your friends up in jail
so that they can't attend to their store.
I'm gonna lock everybody up in jail.
No one is safe! Everybody's going to jail!
Aigle saw some mouse-lop games on the Steam...
There was a Steam Next Fest?
Where can I see this?
Is there a video of some kind?
Is there some sort of, um, it's on the main page.
Oh!
I see!
I see!
Discover.
Oh my god, there's so many new games coming out.
When the fuck is Subliminal coming out?
Oh my god, it's coming on March 2026?!
Finally, I've been waiting for this game forever.
I haven't even played the demo because I've been waiting for this game to come out.
Holy shit.
Still no GTA 6?
Sorry guys, it's been pushed back so many times.
Oh yeah, the burglin gnomes!
I want this game too!
I'm going to play that one too!
Death Pong?
Is this like...
Fear Pong to the death?
My little friend Chibi...
There's a virtual pet game? It's a Tomogachi game?
Oh brother.
Oh brother.
Oh, I'm so trapped Chibidoki.
I DRAP CHIBI DOKI IN A TAMAGACHI!
HAHAHAHA
Toxic Commando?
What the fuck is this?
Uhhh...
Fishbowl.
What the fuck is this one?
Among the Trolls...
Among the trolls is a first-person survival adventure game where the secret mysteries
of Finnish forests are unraveled, ventured deep into the Finnish wilderness, a FINISH
GAME?
A FINISH SURVIVAL GAME?
Whoa.
Finland!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Finland! I'm on my way!
What?
Oh, yeah, I want to play this occultist game.
The occultist.
I have a demo for that game.
Um...
Above the snow.
Oh, they were doing a collab with Cheevee, not yet, but never know, it might happen
one day soon.
Anything can happen!
Nora Brooke, thank you so much for the five gifted subs, thank you very much.
How do creepy games not scare you?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
They used to scare me!
I still get scared.
I think for me, it's fun to get scared.
So, I don't mind it that much because I think that they just think about it this way.
You're safe in your home playing a game.
It's not real.
It's not real, bro.
It's not real.
Oh, chat.
Call of Dookey comes out March 26.
We should-
We should totally play Call of Dookie!
Imagine you went to the crapper and emerged an hour later to a monster apocalypse.
Retro first person shooter action inspired by 90s classics, old school deathmatch and co-op.
Call of Dookie!
Wow!
Oh
You get scared during oh did you just see that there's a that they
I'm like whoa back rooms movie
They released a picture of the wallpaper and I guess like the trip
I wonder if that if that means the trailer comes out soon
Maybe tomorrow, but they released a picture the wallpaper. I'm like, oh
Oh, and Konbini is still to be announced!
Yeah, the back room's movie is happening, for real, real.
A24 unveils back room's horror poster ahead of trailer drop.
I guess the trailer drops tomorrow.
This is the movie poster.
Errr, this is the poster for the movie.
Howdy Mouse, while back I bought you tea when you were with the company. Not sure if you actually got paid for that, so here is the money. Best wishes, Project Zero.
Aw, thank you Project Zero, thank you.
Unfortunately, I'm going to have to let you know that I did not.
Uh, I did not.
But that's okay.
There'll be other adventures and other endeavors.
There'll be other endeavors and other adventures.
Yeehaw!
I wonder how many people are going to watch this movie.
This is not the back room.
I know.
This is not the back room.
The wallpaper is different.
Where's the monster?
I'm a-mua-mua mweh
I'm a-mua-mua mweh
I'm a-mua-mua mweh
I'm a mweh mweh mweh
What about the pool rooms?
What about the office rooms?
I'm a-mua-mua mweh mweh
There's the monster.
Me.
I'm the monster.
Have you played Heartopia?
I have not.
I have not played Heartopia.
I have not played Heartopia.
I have however watched videos of that little monkey punch.
The monkey.
Ooooooh!
I love that little monkey.
That is the cutest monkey I've ever seen in my life.
Oh punch the monkey, I can't stop thinking about him.
Little punch, Little punch is trying to live life to the fullest you see.
Trying to survive.
He found the family, you can stop worrying.
I know he found the family, but I'll always worry about him.
Always.
Don't tell me what to worry about.
I'm Latina, I can worry about anything I want.
We're professional warriors.
I'm just letting you know.
We're professional warriors.
Okay, don't worry more.
Don't tell me to worry more.
Don't tell me what to do!
Oh, there's a new... from the creators of Disco Elysium.
The final cut comes zero cut...
It's been ten years since Harami was taken from us and sent the timeline down a dark
path.
Fingers crossed.
Punch was sent here to make things right.
Punch is the chosen one.
Punch is the chosen one!
The chosen one!
Are we doing more walking dead tonight?
Do I breathe?
Yes.
Later.
Punches Caesar?
What?
PUNCH IS HOME!
Wait, hold up the back rooms.
Movie is directed by Kane Parsons aka Kane Pixels.
You know the guy who made the really good back rooms videos on YouTube?
The movie sounds hella promising just by him being involved.
Yeah, I know. Isn't it crazy that that guy made the back room when he was like 16 years old?
Is that nuts?
He's 20 years old now.
Isn't that insane?
Wait, hold on. I'm gonna go on his wiki. Hold up. At least 20 years old. Internet career,
early work. Oh my god! At 14 years old, Parsons would send a fan video of the web series Dad
Feels to Nathan Barnett. And he would react positively and suggest changes to the video.
soon developed and published as the facility on June 1st, 2020 under Dad Fields.
He made the back rooms in 2022.
He started working on back rooms, found footage in late 2021 after being inspired by the image
of the back room's creepypasta saved to his computer.
The dude was 16 years old and then he made the oldest view in 2023 and then he made people
still live here in 2025.
And now he's gonna make his directorial debut of the Backrooms movie at age 20.
That's insane.
What wow.
What illustrious career.
That is absolutely wild.
Good for him bro.
Holy shit.
What was I doing when I was 60?
Stupidity.
absolute stupidity lucky she got a lock in bro
I got a lock in man
sure got a lock in man I got a lock in
You are losing your mind at 60 Baeco bro!
Double his age is too late for you, it's never too late for anybody.
It's never too late.
It's never too late.
Never too late, bros.
Too late for you now!
It's never too late!
It's never too late!
No, no, it's already too late.
You need to, you need to relax. It's never too late.
At 16, I was trying to make prison wine in the basement of my parents' house. This guy is better than me.
What?
Prison wine? What is, what is, what does that even mean?
Guys, what that mean? What mean that?
I don't know what that is.
Looking at the Steamfest games Arn came across one you might like woman simulator
There's a woman simulator
Like is that what it's called woman simulator
Woman simulator
Well, I'll be
Experience life as a woman cleaning cooking laundry in no time to rest full immersion into the world of everyday chaos
It releases March 8th.
They should just call his housewife simulator.
What the fuck you mean?
I can't wait to play this game and be in a bikini.
Ironing codes.
Do laundry and become a real woman.
I can't wait.
Woohoo!
A dream come true!
Finally, I'm gonna be a woman!
Where were we? Where were we? Where were we?
I thought it was gonna be a girly-
Well, if only it could be a girly-pop game, but we should-
You should know better than-
Than that. Of course they're not gonna make it a girly-pop game.
Of course it's not a girly-pop game.
They just don't understand our girly pops.
Have there been many girly pop games lately?
Hmm, I gotta take a look.
Maybe there might have been some girly pop games that came out.
I'm a woman but not a girly pop.
What do you mean? How are you not a girly pop?
What would you do?
What makes you not a girly pop?
I won't leave all one!
I don't like heels.
I don't think any woman likes heels.
What would you do if you became a boy?
For a day?
Do you really want me to answer that?
Are we sure it's for a day?
If it's for a day, I won't end my life.
I'm sorry, listen, I love men, I think men are great, I just don't want to be a man,
I don't ever want to be a man.
And I think that's my preference, I don't want to be a man, I don't ever want to be
men. I just don't. It's not that bad. I think I'd cry the whole day and I'd be depressed.
I just like being a girl. I don't hate men. I love men. Men are great. I love men. Men
are great. I find many men very attractive. It's like I find many women attractive. But
I don't want to be a man.
And I don't ever want to be a man.
I'll leave that to a professional man.
Professional man, you could be a man.
I don't want to be a man.
You could pee standing up.
I don't want to pee standing up.
You wouldn't survive being a man.
You'd have to deal with
Balls, I-T-C-H.
Balls, H?
Ugh.
I don't want to have balls.
That scares me.
All scare me. All scare me. They're scary. You have these two weak points that are outside
of your body and they're just hanging there. You know how much anxiety I would have anxiety
all day.
Worried about what's gonna happen if I hit my balls with something.
Isn't that boobs? I feel like boobs.
I feel like the boobs, even though they're sensitive and like, you can't hit them on things,
I feel like they're more protected than balls.
I don't know, bro.
I feel like I can't. I don't know. No thanks, man.
You can be a man. I don't want to.
I just don't want to have fun.
One simulator is the Sims on Hard Mode, but also, how do you simulate cramps?
Well, let's go ask Shoto.
He knows he has a cramp simulator.
I...
I...
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Get a car, buddy!
Ha ha ha ha!
I just don't know if I if I was a guy for a day, who would I even do hmm?
No
Just a jerk off
I'll be afraid to you to touch it
I'll be like
What if I do it wrong? What the fuck? I don't know. I don't know, bro. Guys, guys, I would be too afraid to do anything. I'd be depressed and I'd be like, please! Please! I just want to be a woman again!
I watch stream 2 of them. But will you in the future react to Peter Barba's reaction to Music Box of Fate? I only ask as it's the only one you haven't reacted to.
uh okay open a pickle jar
i just want to be a man
why are you kidding me
make sure to give your black friends all
yes i mean everything of your money for the holiday
i'm gonna call kevin me right now
bear back i don't call kevin me
I just don't want to be a man you can't make me be a man I don't want to
I will end it all and you can't stop me
This don't wanna be a guy!
Can't make me!
No!
Being a 4 foot 11 guy, I'm 4 foot 10 and yes it would be brutal.
God damn it.
wait if mousy was a guy would it be I would not be Iron Man. I'll never be a man!
oh in my life I don't want to be a man. I don't hate men I just don't want to be one!
what's wrong with that?
Well helicopter, uuugh, no.
You can helicopter.
So since you don't want to be a man, what if you could be an alien race from any game
or movie?
What alien would you choose?
I'll be a Navi.
I'll be a Navi.
I'll be a cat person.
I'll be the first pink-navy.
I'll be a pink-navy.
I think the best part about being a man is that I can have my big fat pecs out basically
anywhere and not get looked at weird.
Sorry about that, women.
Oh, and the helicopter.
I don't want to have my pecs out.
I want to cover my boobs.
Cover them up, slut.
Cover them up, slut!
Get those boobs away!
Man!
Put your boobs away, I don't want to see your boobies!
Slurry men walk around with their slurry boobs out!
He also doesn't want to lose them ball-tea, since that also means no longer having milk-eye-mouse-ome-gow-you.
What the fuck?
The boob thing is ironic considering men couldn't legally show chess either in many public spaces like pools and beaches until like a hundred years ago.
Really?
Men had to cover them up slots?
Couldn't men show their boobs a hundred years ago?
It's only since the 1930s that have men been allowed to show their nipples in public.
They clamored for their ease and freedom and won.
Now women are trying to do the same.
Wow! 1930s men's nipples were liberated.
I propose that there... I can't believe I've seen people on Reddit argue about this.
I propose a third option, no nipples in public for anyone.
Anyone else finds a site of nipples in public irksome?
Regardless of gender?
Maybe we are moving in a direction to achieve equality here.
I feel like a shirt is a good minimum to ask of people,
regardless of gender, to keep society looking nice for lack of a better vocabulary.
Oh Reddit.
I'm showing your nipples, everyone.
No nipples for anyone!
When did the breast become sexual?
It was only from the 15th century that breasts became to be viewed as primarily erotic.
By the 16th century, it was even fashionable for women to wear gowns that expose their breasts.
What?!
What if you were the first pink navi, but you were still the shortest one, like actual
Oh, mouse-sized nabby?
Shut up!
Man, I think it's time for you to stop showing your nipples.
Oh, who am I, Judge?
Show your nipples if you want.
Fun fact about recent changes in culture.
Buying rings and jewelry to propose is only a tradition that existed a little over a hundred
years.
The reasoning is simple.
Diamond companies wanted to make more money so they made a bunch of ads saying, you are
stinky smelly ugly, disgusting, and people talk behind your back if you don't buy your
wife a ring.
They did that with a lot of ads in the past lol.
What?
That's all true.
And you guys...
You guys know everything, don't you?
You guys know everything, don't you?
You know it all.
Big Brain Smarties over here.
His big brain smarties over here, they know everything and they're the biggest smartie
brains.
How did we get here?
How did we get here?
I've been asking myself that all these years.
Say you hate us.
I'm gonna get a drink. I'll be right back
I'm back guys I took a shower I took up a nice hot shower with my Giga Cheeky soap
because I still haven't gotten mine yet I still haven't gotten my soap yet
I did and it smells so good and then my mom comes into the bathroom and I was like, oh, what's this beautiful smell and I'm like
Oh, it's my giga cheeky soap and she stole my soap
I had three bars. She took my balls
She confiscated my bars
She just took one. She didn't take all of it. She just took one. She just took one.
Wait till my soap gets here! She better not take my soap! It's mine!
Which, by the way, guys, I have my own soaps!
squeaky queen if you want to get clean go to use cheeky.com and you can use code iron
mouse to save some money I think 10% and you can get squeaky queen too.
How much soap did they give you?
You would think I'm like obsessed with cheeky because my bathroom is full of I think I own
every single cheeky soap that ever came out.
I own every single one, I own every soap.
And soon I'll have my soap.
So now I can pick and choose what I wanna smell like.
Hmm, hmm.
Hmm, hmm.
Hey, my soap!
Why do they use liquid soap in prisons?
It takes longer to pick it up.
What the fuck?
You smell like cock, I smell great.
Smell great.
I feel like people come into my room and be like, what the fuck?
There's so much smells.
I have my soap, I have my lotion that I put on,
I have my deodorant, I have my perfume, it's like a cacophony of smells, a cacophony of
smells I tell you.
Mousy's room smells like a macy's.
You know what?
You wouldn't be wrong.
Like the perfume area.
Oh and then my mom has that smelting in the air.
The smelting in the air makes the air smell.
Yeah, the air spray, she has the air spray.
It makes the whole house smell good
Well, is there a plug in I don't know which one she uses but it makes the whole house smell good
It's smell good.
It gives cancer by the way, uh, you know what, if you live your life like that, everything
in the world gives you cancer, so...
Okay.
Okay, buddy.
Alright.
My phone gives me cancer, the air in the world gives me cancer, uh, everything gives
me cancer oh my god mouse is just like that one short man from fairy tale who's
all about the perfume what become X-Men what doesn't give you cancer these days
that's the question that's the real question
Yeah, and so does the sun!
But you don't see me turning it off!
Well, I just don't go outside.
Are we golfing?
I did get invited to golf.
I got invited to golf and I said, Boone was like, this is what he messaged me.
a golf and I'm like this was yesterday I was like no I can't and today he messaged me
ma'am you want a golf in an hour and then he sends me a picture of Walter White
smiling what the fuck and I'm like sure bro golf
Jesse, we need to go.
You were changing pro- I forgot to change my profile picture, I'm still Walter White
Lego!
I'm still Lego- Lego Walter White!
Oh god, people must be so confused.
People must be so confused, bro.
I am the danger.
Yeah, I'm still bricked up from the other day.
You guys, I'm still bricked up from the other day.
I'm still break up from the other die!
We break!
Too many more Fiverr-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I don't end up like me to wait what
What, what, what's wrong with Michi, what did she do?
What did Michi do?
Are you gonna finish the walking Dead Season 2 today?
Yay!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Michi doesn't poop, oh, I poop, I poop.
I know she doesn't poop, I'm concerned about her.
She goes, sometimes I don't poop for two weeks
and I'm like...
That's not good.
That is not good.
That poop every day.
Every day poop.
Because she doesn't eat.
It doesn't matter.
What if you don't eat?
Mouse I got your shirt, but I think there's something wrong with it after my shower
I couldn't see over the sink and my hair started turning pink very strange
No, you're turning to me
But also it's like she takes medication too and I get concerned because
We have discussed the medication she's on and I told her that she needs to poop.
She has to use the bathroom.
Those medications.
She has to use them.
But you know, I know because I used to be on medicines that would, that would, that
Sometimes stop you from pooping, and I know that it's important to poop.
It's important.
There used to be a medicine that stopped you from doing it.
And you gotta do it.
You gotta.
There's medicine that can do that?
Uh, yes. There is.
Uh, a lot of pain medications stop you from pooping.
Most opiate stop you from pooping.
But it is a side effect and you have to be careful.
You need to take care of yourself.
You have to take care of yourself because if you don't poop, you know what happens.
If you don't poop for a long time, you get an impaction and three things can happen.
One, you'll be so full of poop, you have to go to the hospital.
And three things can happen when you go to hospital.
The doctors either have to give you enema and laxatives, and if that doesn't work, they
need to dig it out of you, or three, you need to have a surgery to get it taken out, or
four, you could vomit poop.
It never happened to me, but I do know somebody that it happened to where they were so backed
up that they started vomiting poop.
It is a real thing. It can really happen. You can Google it.
You can Google it. It's true.
It can come out the other end.
So, make sure you poop.
Excuse me? I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm very serious. This is the real thing that happens.
They made fun of it on South Park, but it's a real thing.
I don't want to hear that it happened on house, fuck house!
I hate that show.
It sucks.
It never happened to me.
I've never had anybody have to like,
dig it out or like,
have surgery or anything,
but I did have to get an animal one time.
It was very embarrassing, but also I was very sick at the time.
I was extremely sick.
I was super, super sick.
I was very, very sick.
I was very sick.
Like I'm talking, I couldn't move sick.
I couldn't move and I couldn't take care of myself as a human being's sake.
And then, and then I had another moment where I thought, oh my god, help!
It's happening again.
It turns out it wasn't happening again.
It turns out that my gallbladder died and I started, I started, I started, I went to the bathroom,
I went to the bathroom, the toilet, I, I, I, I, it was just blood.
I just, I just, just blood came out.
It was just a toilet full of blood.
And I was like, what the fuck?
Yeah, so I, I started getting pain, right?
And I'll explain to you what happened.
So now you know that if this happens to you, it might be this.
I thought I was having a heart attack.
I thought I started getting chest pains to a point where I thought I was going to die
and I thought I was having a heart attack and I was like, oh my god, I'm having a heart
attack.
What the fuck?
I'm going to die.
And it was this horrible chest pain that came and it would go out my back, right?
And I'm like, what the fuck?
What is happening?
And I went to the hospital and the first thing they said was you're having a panic attack
We're gonna put you we're gonna give you
Medication because you're having a panic attack and I'm like this is not a panic attack
I have had a panic attack before and I and I this is not a panic attack and they were like yesterday's
You know they they were like ready to like bring me into like a psych consultation because it was like the worst panic attack
They've ever seen
Right, and I'm like I am in pain right now
My chest really hurts. I don't know what to do. They they pulled me in the hospital and
That that night
That is when I shit blood and they were like oh
Maybe it's not a panic attack and I'm like you think it's not a panic attack
It's not! It wasn't! Turns out my gallbladder died inside of- my gallbladder died inside
of me. It died in me. I went to get a scan. I went to get a scan and it was an emergency
scan and when they checked, my gallbladder was dead inside. And that was what the pain
was apparently what I didn't know especially in women I heard that especially in women when your
gallbladder is in severe trouble and you're going through like gallbladder stone I don't even know
if I had stones or not I just know my gallbladder just ceased to to be alive it just died so apparently
like when your gallbladder is in trouble especially in women it can show up as like chest pains
Which I didn't fucking know. I didn't know that that was a thing that was real.
But yes, you can get like severe chest pains as if you're having like a heart attack.
I didn't know that.
I had no idea.
And they, I had to go into emergency surgery and they took it out.
And I was, and I was very, I was very sick.
I was very sick for a very long time because of all that ordeal that happened.
How I'm still alive? I don't know.
I don't know how long it was like that in my body.
I'm not sure how long it was, but I guess like my body was like ringing alarm bells and that's what happened.
and and and so if you ever get severe severe chest pains and you have nausea
and you can't eat and you feel really really sick it could be your gallbladder
I'm not saying that's what it is but it could be did you get a gallbladder
replacement you don't need one you don't need last time I thought I was having a
heart attack I went to the emergency room and it turned out to be fucking acid
reflux my left arm was hurting too that could happen to you yeah they thought of
everything everything they thought oh panic attack oh acid reflux oh this
all that surprisingly I just had my gallbladder removed a few days ago had
stomach pain all last week and went to the ER Thursday evening thinking it was
The appendicitis turns out it was gallstones.
So I had had stomach pain, but it would come and go and it wasn't always there.
And I just thought that, oh, am I getting my period?
You know what I mean?
Because I didn't know.
I was like, am I getting my period?
I don't get my period.
So I was like, is it coming?
Is that what it is?
is it like, cause sometimes I would get like phantom period pain
where it's like, my body is like acting like it's gonna get a period
but it never comes.
So I was like, oh, this is probably just like phantom period,
you know?
And it turns out that that's not what it was.
It was my gallbladder being a fucking asshole.
Oh.
Boon just sent me an invite to golf.
Now I'm like I'm sorry I was in your steam one day your steam will light up and it'll
be your bestie and be like hey let's play this game!
Yeah bro my my fucking globular just decided to just quit on me and just be like you know
what I don't want to work for you anymore and I don't want to I want to be here and
now it's gone and I don't have one.
So now, I'm like, oh, bro, let me tell you something.
I, when I had that shit taken out, I tell you, don't get it taken out unless you have
to, bro, because holy shit.
I was fucked up for over like two years.
I know some people that like, they're gallbladder surgeries like help and like, you're fine,
but for me, that should fuck my life up.
But I had to get it taken out so there was nothing that I could do.
You know?
Zero, thank you so much for the rate, I hope you had a great stream!
I hope you had a great stream!
Bro, I could not...
I mean, I can't really eat much now anyway, but...
For this day...
I can't really eat stuff with like, oil.
like fried stuff?
That shit.
I remember when I got it taken out, I tried eating something
and the pain was just...
the worst pain
that you could ever... that you could...
That's why my mom... yeah, that's why my mom ended up getting an air fryer, cause...
I... I can't... I can't.
And it's like...
And then when I would eat...
My poop was never the same.
I pooped like a bird.
Forever.
Okay.
And it was like, it looked like
like really gross like
Bile, bile-y
It was just gross, bro. It was bad. It was bad. It was bad and I- I- I- to this day like, I mean, you guys know I still-
I'm still struggling. I'm still struggling to learn to like, eat like a normal person again.
I'm still struggling, bro.
But I know people that have gotten them taken out and they're fine and they're normal and they can eat anything they want and they're okay.
I don't know why it it's not like that for everybody. It's just different for everybody
Feels Birdman
Spoken like a trooper!
Sure if I get into this golf game if not they're gonna be like what the fuck why aren't you
involved?
are you ready for some golf? are you ready for some golf? are you ready to golf? oh my
god. hello? hello? hi! hi! wow I want to just kind of like up here. wait if you poop like
a bird. Does that mean you get the urge to go on firstly washed cars? Stay away from my car mouse.
I'm not gonna poop on your car.
Also you're really gonna like darkwood. Oh you're really gonna like darkwood egg.
I know I was an hour into it. I was enjoying it. Oh you're gonna play darkwood?
Oh my god, who's doing it?
Boon being a taco head.
I didn't do anything.
You start playing Darkwood?
It's fun.
I played it but I got distracted and I'm playing a million other things but I'll finish it
eventually.
I'm like 70% done.
70% done.
Yeah.
It's a pretty good game.
Gary, it genuinely scared me.
I got through the last 90% of the game but never beat it.
Oh yeah, you and your shit talking meat for not beating the games?
Get my ass, bro.
I never said anything.
I never said anything.
You said a lot of things.
Shit that fucked up.
I didn't say anything.
I didn't say anything.
I didn't say a fucking word.
I swear I didn't say a fucking word.
How many words have you just said right now?
At least like four, man.
20, 29 and a half.
Six or seven?
Six sevens, six...
Ow! Fuck!
We're gonna stand here. No boys allowed here.
Yeah.
Boys each year.
Can I... Can I come over there?
No.
Okay.
Stay over there.
No.
No.
Should I step back?
Step further back.
Is this good?
Earlier.
A little more.
Is this good?
More.
Okay, is this good?
More.
Okay, am I good?
Go behind the tree.
Yeah, yeah, just a little more
Okay, I'm behind I'm behind the tree. Okay, that's perfect
That's fine. How's that? Are you guys having a good day?
No
Cuz you're here
I'm like practically not existing behind this tree
I just witnessed that oh my god they died he deserved a guy hi I'm gonna just hide I'm
gonna hide for a bit they're scaring me hi if you hide you're a pussy it's not the
patriarchy that's holding me back it's the makeshift hierarchy and you'll never get
Never get what in the game oh I didn't think you'd get specific with it yeah you smell
better than you really not I'm not both for this I'm not like witty I'm not I'm
I'm a win-win. I'm not like Pete. I'll never be like Pete, darling.
How do you email in the game?
Maybe once I hit 40, I'll be hella witty with it.
Ah, T.
When you hit 40, your brain...
Yeah, that's me. I'm on T.
You need it.
You need it more than anybody else in this world.
I'm bald! I don't need it anymore!
I don't know actually. Someone once told me it's like your mother's side, but I don't believe that.
My mom made me bald. It's my dad's fault, dawg.
Is your dad bald? Yeah, my dad's bald.
He started balding. He balded when he was 60. I balded when I was 21.
I was almost fully balled by 23, I was almost fully balled by 23, I was almost fully balled
God, I fucking wish my entire body's hairy.
I hit so bad, bro.
It hit so bad.
Get a ball here, Transplate.
You can't, that was fucking insane!
I don't think that would be like...
Put all your pubes just directly on your head.
I love feeling the wind on my pubes.
I'm like, what are you doing on my head?
Put your ball here on there.
Say that.
Say what?
Nothing, you know another life.
You piss me off, my god.
You piss me off, man.
You don't even apply my DMs.
I did! I looked on your DM last night!
I'm sorry!
You don't want me every day.
I'm sorry.
I would never hit you on purpose.
Alright, okay. I was thinking of a lot of times where you have...
What happened? You fell over.
Yeah, only on accident.
Great bullshit, ladies and gentlemen.
you're lucky your mother you're lucky you're protected okay what the fuck wow
what the hell sorry that's really fucked up we need to say actually what people
call you a misogynist I keep it misogynist I'm gonna go over here I'm
leaving I'm going over here can you guys still hear me
Oh my god how do I turn off this tutorial shit?
I don't know.
Shut up boon!
Sorry.
Are you better be sorry?
Sorry for being a man.
Good. Apologize.
Dude who do I apologize to?
All men everywhere.
To men?
Yes.
How many men do you have in your chat?
I don't know, but at least one.
Like six or seven of them?
I'm so glad my chat's mostly lesbians.
I know, I heard she's not saying six, no, but I don't know, but I don't know, but I
don't know.
Can you stop doing my part with the golf club? Can you stop doing it?
Drive!
Okay, where do you want, man? Where do you want to go?
Take me far from here.
Yeah.
Have you ever heard of a place called the other-
I'm just trying to stop the clip.
But I didn't.
It's kinda awkward. I was gonna kill a bald-fucking-the-claw.
This would be really funny.
I don't die easy.
Hold on.
I'm just so awful at this game.
Good pointy egg.
WAAAAAAAH!
HAHAHAHA!
OH!
YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Oh!
Sorry.
Sorry to be...
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
Hey, I got bad news.
I don't have Junie on my friends' email.
I've known her for like five years.
What the fuck is going on with that?
That's all the men.
That's a really weird thing.
First.
Yours.
It's all the men in your chat's fault.
It's all of their fucking fault.
Are you-
I used to be talking to men in my chat.
Yeah, I'm gonna be Miss Andrest. I'm gonna protect them. They're under my
protection. You're acting like they're an endangered species. They make up like
49% of the human population. Oh! And now there'll be less because I hate you in the
balls. And you can't make any more. I thought I could get only birth man. I could probably, I could get pregnant with women too.
You'll never see a pussy.
I don't think that woman would stand here, do you?
There's one pity meeting with a gold club right now, what are you talking about?
Yeah, they're trying to get you away from that.
I'm standing near Boone, so long as they're trying to hurt me.
No!
I'm sorry, Matthew.
I'm sorry.
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm trying to get this guy.
How did I...
Can't drive
No, I don't chase me
I was in the military I was trying to we had like our platoon sergeant
and I thought he was like a high ranking guy, right?
And like, I was supposed to guide him with a map
because I wasn't technically supposed to drive him around
because I didn't have my military driver's license.
But like, I had to read the map, but I'm gonna be honest,
I just have gotten in and I barely even knew
what the fuck I was doing.
And he looked over at me and he said,
if you can't read a map, you can't drive.
Do you even know how to fuck?
And I'm like, no, first sergeant.
And he's like, damn straight, I'll get the fuck out of my car.
You know how to fuck
And he does it
You can't look
This is the last time you saw a woman IRL
I saw my mom today
Yeah I saw my mom
This is the last time you saw a woman making
Okay guys, we don't need to-
This is not my game, this is a continuation ritual hangout.
I don't know about this one guys, I know it's not better.
There's levels here!
What am I getting orbital strikes?
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!
I look at my watch, I've been a long time.
The last one was a speed run honestly.
Hmm.
Speedrun woman naked.
I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to show.
I don't want to show guys.
Um, Texas, what?
Domain expansion.
Stop with the guns!
Do you have Junie?
What?
Do you have Junie on your stand?
Yeah, I invited him.
Okay, I'll send her a button at the end, right?
Oh, I can't fucking drive!
Bees is dry!
Can you drive, can't fuck?
I'm gonna fucking drive this off the cliff house.
It's off?
Well Jimmy's in his new place forever.
Oh you!
That's one thing I can do, I'm really good at that.
You gotta be- I can't even kill myself right now apparently.
This is so fucked up!
I can't do nothing!
You know what's crazy, Mouse?
When I heard my stream I had the lineup of everyone that was gonna be in here.
And my chat was like dude you're just gonna get bullied the entire time.
I did I think he likes it
He likes it. Why you inviting him?
No, no, no.
That's it. Come here.
Any lost ones?
No.
Oh!
Oh, I got hit.
Oh, my God.
We could just start, huh?
Oh my god, hey.
Oh my god, hey.
We could just start home.
Yeah, we could play football.
Who else is joining?
I think Junie is joining.
You guys could just join us later.
And are you playing Fleshy's run?
Guys, I'd Fleshy.
I'm honestly concerned about the speedrun thing.
Uh oh.
You made my cat concerned.
Oh.
Oh, oh.
Explode yourself!
The joke was that I come back, like it's bad, like it's premature.
That was the joke.
Why are you lying?
It was like a humiliation.
Do you think I read the 51 Faces of Eagle or where the fuck?
Why are you lying?
I'm sorry.
It was an ED joke.
It was unbecoming of me, okay?
Unbecoming of me?
I would never lie, any one time I've ever lied.
This dude doesn't even come!
Did you hit me in the dick with a golf club dog?
Yes, that's alright.
Okay guys, let's go.
We don't need to go for real life, well, let's start again.
Let's just start it, let's just start it.
Take our aggression out in the fucking field, alright?
Do not ask Boon about the 39 times.
Four!
What that means?
Well, yeah, what does it mean?
Oh!
I don't know.
What does it 39 times mean?
I don't know.
39 times of what?
It's his bumble count.
Oh, shit.
That's a lot higher than that. I'm gonna be real.
Hey, at least I try. Most people don't even blame women, okay?
I try and then women blame me. It's crazy.
You miss every shot you don't take, you know what I mean?
Oh!
What?
Stop your piece of shit, man!
I'm gonna throw you in the hole!
No, I'm not!
Don't be mean to me, I'll cry.
Oh, okay.
Where are my man?
Where are my man?
Aw, man, I missed!
I mean, what?
I need an ally.
I need a male ally.
I need a male ally.
I need one-
I need one male ally.
Your mouse is your best bet, and she's not on your team, buddy.
I will never be on your team!
I could get G-Mart and Macky in here, they could help me.
Oh, okay.
Go ahead, get it, you got it.
No, look, I forgot this in my club.
Fuck!
Wessie!
Wessie!
No, I made it.
Ah!
Wessie!
Wessie!
No, I made it.
Ah!
I'm going to take forever!
No, you can do it, I believe!
Remember, if you drink half of the water, you'll be able to drink half of the water.
I'm going to take forever!
No you can do it I believe!
We got a thing for 20 seconds.
Remember if you drink caffeine and drive you don't even drive here.
What? Really?
Yeah. It's true.
Oh god. Oh god.
I don't even drive when I'm driving though.
That's a different.
Yeah.
Go go go! Go go go!
It's not going to be.
Aww.
I'm going to take forever.
Why is your ball just like a piece of frumpled up paper?
I didn't even know that you could treat your ball.
I made it.
That's the invitation that Boone sent her.
This is true.
This is true.
This is fucking diabol.
This is the most diabolical thing.
I can't even predict what would happen.
I think no Saddamus this shit.
It was crazy.
This is fucking diabol.
This is the most diabolical thing.
I can't even predict what would happen.
They know Saddamus this shit.
It was crazy.
Crazy
Flash it's okay. It's okay. I understand
You're so lucky
I should have saved the boots for the year.
Wait, run!
Oh shit.
Yeah there's no pop there, we gotta go!
I think I might be on the wrong side of history chat.
What the fuck?
Get out of the mood!
Yeah, if you weren't like long like six hundred years earlier, maybe you'd be misogynist would actually I would have been a peasant dog
Would have been a fucking peasant could you beg for
No
I have some
some help with those little tiny like the little
uh oh
I have some fuckin' name
clutch or creche
I have some fucking name
how did you do that?
I don't know
I have some hugs
yes!
yes!
you look so angry
I'm sorry bro
okay I'm gonna lock in for this one
I have a lot of regrets, but that wasn't one of them.
for the rest of your life.
Wait for me.
Oh!
What the f-
There's not gonna be this far.
I never needed it.
Oh, you're so lucky.
Alright, get back here.
I'm fundamentally different.
I'm changing.
I'm becoming the alpha wolf.
I'm sorry.
I don't like that.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm not mentally incorrect, but it's not the right thing to do.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm not mentally incorrect, but it's not the right thing to do.
Can you hear that?
Yeah.
Oh, that's a good feeling.
Oh, somebody shot me.
That's crazy.
I wouldn't do that.
You say it was an accident, but did it?
What?
Why did it heat sink towards my head a second time, Mouse?
It was an accident.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh!
Get in there.
Oh!
Oh!
Go go go go!
I'm a stormwater!
No!
You got fucking kidding me!
Go, you got this.
Yes!
I'll take third. I'll take anything.
You got a big head in me.
Oh my god, mountain.
Oh!
I'm out! I'm out!
What?
Oh, okay.
Sorry, God, dude.
Shut up.
That's funny.
Can you trust me?
Kill myself.
Kill myself.
Don't say that.
Shut up, bone.
Yeah, don't say that.
Don't say that.
Okay, it's all right.
All right.
Well, I was saying that.
We were all saying that yesterday, 90.
I don't know, man.
I think she could say it.
Yeah, but like, I feel like it's a bad influence, you know?
Yeah, my make-up is not good. It's not your fault, guys. Come on.
I just- I don't want more people-
My laming me, alright?
I'm tired. I'm so- I'm tired.
Hey, Miga.
Alright, don't you-
I know you guys don't drive over here.
Oh, you were- That was so cool!
Wait, that was so fucking cool!
That was the most clutch shit I've ever seen, so I'm gonna lose my life.
I was- I wonder if it would work.
That was awesome!
You're a giant wig, but my thing hit my car.
Oh my god.
I am a save-me-mo!
What are you saying?
Why? Why are you judging me because I'm Latina?
Yeah, what's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
Freeming, what are you saying?
No, no, no, I...
Okay, I'm not gonna...
I'm gonna...
This will be a second day in the room.
I
Went off friends anymore. I'm on front of you don't don't start that after you hit me so many times
Why would never do that?
You guys are such pieces of shit
You piss me off! You pooped my poop!
You piss me off, bro.
You piss in my poop!
You piss me off. That's what he deserves.
You piss in my poop!
Finally!
What?
Is this still a place?
This little place is my place.
Maybe a late bloomer, but at least I'm not bald
Okay, okay. Well, here me out
Your chat might involve and you're bringing them all down with you. Okay
You're not a balled ally
I'm not like a bold man that have swag. Oh my god. I have fat boys swag and I'm bald. I'm crazy with it
I'm running. This is my game. I got a hella swag dawg. You got the nose swag. Okay, I'm fucking hitting you with a rock. That was a piece of shit. Where are you? Where the fuck are you?
Come here. You're fucking dying boss. You're fucking so dead. Oh my god. I'm fucking it. You guys are all fucked. You told me you weren't two seconds ago.
Oh
No, no, no, no, please
That wasn't me
You hate me
I was gonna blame you
I'm sorry
You die
Grow up
Don't make me lost
Don't make a lot of hell
Oh my god
I got that swag
I'm running so far.
I don't like one of my villains that all the women bobbing fall fans, the eleven that play
14th problematic.
Oh no!
Yay!
What about the problematic?
I hate this course.
I love the book.
I should have gone the other way.
Oh, they're so happy.
Oh!
I wasn't shooting at you.
I wasn't really sure if you were behind me.
I just wanted distance.
I just wanted to run fast.
Yay!
I wasn't shooting at you, you were behind me, I just wanted distance, I just wanted the left side stick.
NOOOOOO!
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
This time, though.
I'm putting this in my memory book.
No, I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
You're going.
Put my balls down here!
My ball ended up all the way down to-
Hey, you got the ice cream tea.
And the second order, man.
I can't get this.
Oh, please.
Nope.
Nope.
No, go in.
No, I won't work.
Please.
No!
AHHHHH!
Stop!
I'm walking in here.
You are not like a giant lolofel.
I'm- I'm going to fucking-
Who's saying that to you?
Who's built like a T-M-Telotopy?
What the fuck?
What is- what does that mean?
A telotomy.
I'm built like a telotomy?
Damn, I got hella swag then.
I got a television on my fucking thumb dick.
Well, I hate this guy.
He's got a thumb dick.
That's insane.
What you learn? Not a whole lot I guess.
Lights of a cigar.
You guys will never have my swag.
I don't want to have potatoes swag.
Oh my god.
What are you talking about?
Bro I could stop an entire Irish famine with my swag.
Oh my god.
Don't worry about it.
Cause you're about to be history.
Star?
I'm getting out of there.
Oh, I didn't realize it was a mine there are so many all the mines exploded.
It's all the way down there, what the fuck?
Oh fuck.
Sorry.
I will remember this.
Another one for the bird.
No, no, no.
I think he forgot.
Oh fuck.
God damn it.
Good job.
Hi, Eggie.
Please go in the hole.
Please go in the hole.
Yes.
Oh my god.
I like you.
I like you.
I like you.
I like you.
I like it when you watch it.
Nooo!
Fuck me!
You got this.
What?
Fuck you!
You fucked with me on purpose.
Oh, why not?
Watch my step for bald men one giant leap for mankind!
That's okay, cause that's all you're ever gonna be good at.
Throwing balls in the hole.
This was from my boy Rogaine back at home.
It's the only type of hole action you'll get.
It's the only type of hole action you'll get
Who's been blown up several times?
It's the only type of hole he'll ever see
Watch this
I see holes every day. I got a bunch of empty foals in my head mother fucker
Someone's in your shape like a deep breath. I don't know what that means
That's the crazy shit
That was kind of her to be honest
You conned yourself a toad or a toad and you said you had a towhead
Stop hitting mouth of guns dog
Oh, I'm not hitting you!
Oh, I know who that is.
The bad guy will never see a female's home.
Yeah, we missed up on my learning mind.
It's all in your dirty hands.
Uh-oh.
Good luck.
Holy shit!
My shield actually didn't deploy.
Oh my god, that was so close.
Oh
She said
There's no much time
i'll kill the little one
yeah i'll kill you
oh what the fuck
you better blow that shit off the wall man
oh watch
what the fuck why is my ping so bad
I'm gonna become fucking evil. Oh, we I mean we can make it
Become well, I'm always the good guy
I'm
Thank you
are they are the mines already they freeze like they're already here
someone's throwing i just want to fall somebody's rolling them yeah oh
fuck me watch this right
holy no no no no that's fine that's it it's all it's all it's all
Don't strategy.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Fuck me.
I'm gonna use the ballless game.
Use the ballless game.
I'm using the ball.
I'm bad at this game.
Holy, that was so lucky.
You're the only one who can win.
I was so lucky.
Oh my god.
Who hates women? Who hates women?
Who does hate women? And he hates Latina.
I do not. I definitely don't. Don't make me like this.
I hate the hating women part. Do not hate.
I hate Latina.
Please don't say it. Latina's please. Don't say it.
It's all I got left.
5, 6, 7, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Watch the side.
Oh, should I shoot him?
Oh, no!
Oh, shoot. Sorry.
You'll never hit me.
Oh, sorry. Sorry.
Oh, god damn it.
Let's go!
Shadow would be difficult on you.
Shadow would be difficult on you.
I'll let you have that one.
Happy!
Go my ball off.
That was awesome.
ball off dumbass ball dumbass ball don't be mean to your ball like that go up
There's my buy-in.
Is that a mask bowl?
Oh, they all have.
This bowl's stupid.
Is that a drop of mine?
No, you're evil, then.
There we go.
It's up now.
It's up.
Yay!
Wow!
Ah!
I put it low.
I'm sorry, my god.
It's fine.
You are such a piece of shit.
What?
You're lucky it's giving Mother's Day to your dog.
Shut up!
Mother's Day too?
No, it's not.
It's not.
I can say it for Mother's Day for once.
This is true.
Normally on a day my mom gaslights me.
Finally the table's been turned.
No, I can gaslight my baby.
I'm rich.
Woah.
Do I have money?
Am I rich?
I should have some money.
Oh my god, I'm rich.
Wait, I want to get a new club.
I was about to say baseball, but...
I probably should get a new club as well.
Hold on.
Which one matches my personality the most, Chad?
Um...
I'm not going to say gaca.
Hahaha.
Okay, that's kind of fucked up.
The spoon? Why? Because I like to fucking eat? Is that what the whole thing is?
That's E.
I look like a schoolboy. What the fuck?
You do kind of look like a schoolboy. You look like one of those punks in like an anime, you know?
I don't have any other help in E.
I want a different hat, but they don't have tires.
Dude, I want a different hair, but they don't have any long hair.
I wish they had hair.
For devil horn.
Chimney? You're calling me a chimney sweeper? What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Chim chimney, chim chimney, chim chim-
Come here.
You would see, you would know it's on.
And I can't go poo, chimch-
Cause I grew a bore!
What the fuck?
Please don't have to do it.
It has everything to do with it.
Okay.
Where's that from?
What musicals are from?
Uh, Jimmy Cricket.
What? That's not a musical!
That's a character.
Cool last candle in my head.
No, you guys wouldn't know.
How's this thing, it's from-
Isn't that Mary Poppins?
It's from Mary Poppins.
Oh, Mary Poppins.
I got it.
When I was a kid, I thought that drop was so cool.
And I was like, I want to crawl around on a loosened slide.
Yeah, crawling around in the hole does sound fantastic, honestly.
Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up.
Oh!
I'm trying to master tech right now
I don't know how to do it
I don't know how to dance again
Um, better remember this, dance to E-Mart.
Oh, I know you have teeth.
Mouse, you look like mutton chops.
What does that mean?
It's teeth.
Oh, I like that dance.
Ooh.
I like that.
Alright guys, I'm starting off.
You guys ready?
Your character looks just like you.
It's perfect.
You all ready?
Do you guys want to switch servers?
You ready?
Do you guys want to switch servers?
You want to switch servers?
No, it's fine.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Who else is coming?
We're waiting for Jimmy.
Jimmy's going to be here in a bit.
I'm going to give it to you.
I have a cereal in my cleavage.
That's awesome.
Shut up, boon.
Why did you say that?
Yeah, why did you say that?
I don't know. You're actually right.
Why?
I'm being trivial.
Oh god, the desert one.
Oh my god.
Oh, this one's my favorite.
Can you believe it?
It opened!
We actually did find out what we needed.
We do like, oh my god.
Holy shit!
What the fuck?
Hey this is what happened!
You did not!
Something good happens in here.
I can't believe that's what we can be nice to him.
Holy fuck.
It's my bad.
Shit.
I'll get it eventually.
Hey, you're involved change my trajectory. Whatever. Oh my god
Don't stress out
My god, we saying don't stress out the stressful
What the hell! It ricocheted off the hole!
Ah, it's in time!
Look at it go! It will get in!
This is what it might have been like.
Yeah, it'll start going backwards any second now.
It will.
No way!
It's not legal play. That was an ego bone.
He didn't actually get this place.
He didn't actually get it.
Bro, life is so good. Life is so good.
Life is so good to me. Life is so good.
Is it?
Sometimes.
As long as I'm taking my meds consistently, anything is possible.
This guy is the limit and so is the ground
I didn't invite that many people but I didn't want anyone to leave my problem is that I like I want to make everyone
Hate this one. I'm going that night and start tiling in and I was like a fuck. Well, I guess we're gonna
I'm sorry, I just need to go faster.
I knocked myself out with my own golf ball.
I was gonna shoot you, but I decided not to.
Everybody hates me.
Miles, we know you've run into different golf events, man.
Shut the fuck up, boon.
I'm not talking to you.
Yes, sir.
Yes, ma'am, sorry.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
I missed.
Please don't hit me, please don't hit me, please don't hit me, please don't hit me.
Thank you, worded by thank you.
Oh, not fucking you.
You're welcome, I need to speak.
That's what fucking father dad kept saying last night.
I'm sorry, I need to speak.
Ohhhhhhh.
I need to have them on my head.
Yeah.
No!
Life is so difficult.
I just wanted to waste my air horn.
You pissed me off.
You ruined my layman's.
You suck.
Oh
There's no way to hello you walking walking walking
I have to say about but your aesthetic you what okay
I was like a weird compliment though, I don't know, your aesthetic gives off like a villainous
from a Quentin Tarantino movie back when Quentin Tarantino made good movies.
What?
About feet?
That's crazy.
He's only made feet movies.
You're saying that he has feet?
You can't.
I mean, are you like, 60 feet?
I feel like liking Phutist or Vanilla.
Nah, nah, nah.
You don't feel like that.
I feel like liking food is so vanilla.
No, no, no.
It depends.
You know what I'm saying?
It depends.
It depends what happens with this meat, you know?
I think meat are just like hands and legs.
Yeah, there is like fucked up looking hands.
I hate meat.
What the hell did I do to you?
I think feet are feet.
I think feet are feet.
I think feet like a billion times.
I just feel like my feet.
I don't want anybody to touch my feet.
I did touch my feet.
Yeah.
I have surgery on my feet and so I've had to do that.
I don't want anybody to touch my feet.
Can I say something really gross about my feet?
No, no, no, I don't want people to touch my feet.
Uh, you're talking about feet?
That's one...
I have to get sandpaper to grind the dead skin
and calluses off on my feet.
What?
It stacks up.
Oh my god.
I'm the regular because I build calluses there so often.
Can you like not be a whole feet?
Sorry, just make a fucking talking
Yes! Yes fucking be a whole feet!
Oh my god!
I think one of my feet looks kinda good though
They're kinda like vascular and veining stuff
Like I could be a quick model
Shut up! Shut up!
Just not!
What?
Can you like not talk about the veins of your feet?
Sorry
Yeah, my feet are like really dainy though, like low-key, like you can like, if someone
were to fight, like you need to take your blood quickly, when you retract all the blood
out of your body right now, I'd be like, look at my feet.
10 seconds remaining.
I want to look at your toes.
Don't look at my toes.
Don't make it weird.
Don't make it weird.
You gotta just look at this.
Punch, punch.
Oh!
Yes!
I'm sweating for you.
I'm sweating.
I'm sweating.
I'm sweating.
I'm sweating.
I'm sweating.
I'm sweating.
I'm sweating.
We shouldn't be taking IVs in feet, it's not good.
Why not?
Are we gonna be?
That's dangerous.
They don't really do that unless it's an extreme emergency.
They usually have a patient in my wrist.
They do a lot of IVs in there.
Oh, I missed that.
Oh, I missed that.
Look it up.
I know for myself.
I know for myself.
I know for myself.
I know for myself.
I know for myself.
I know for myself.
I know for myself.
I know for myself.
I know for myself.
I know for myself.
I know from experience I'm so sorry
No, I wasn't aiming for you for blue, and I swear to God
Don't make this weird fucking baby blood is stinky. You're the one making it weird
They're like oh, I didn't do it. It was uh
somewhere else
I got blood.
No the fuck!
Okay, that's right.
I missed a round.
Holy balls.
I'm just hanging out with the fucks I remember.
How the fuck is my life like this?
This course sucks!
It stinks!
Please, please, please, please, please.
Oh, baby.
Beautiful bitch.
This is actually evil.
It's as you.
Bro, I've been stuck at the beginning for like 20 minutes.
Oh, come on.
That's okay.
Let's get that thing.
No!
No, nevermind.
Alright, I'll stop the avacation.
Locking?
Oh!
What the flying caca head?
Uh-oh.
10 seconds remaining.
Yes!
I made it.
Oh, such a sh-
I feel like I'm gonna use a diamond.
Yeah, I want one, bro.
I'm gonna use a diamond.
This is fucked up!
I feel like this crew would be great on my team.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
Oh my god!
That was close!
Yeah, wait, what the fuck?
Like on Family Feud, you don't have to pick the host.
It's way too close to people all the time.
Oh.
It would probably be me.
I'll pick one for the team.
Doesn't know what's his face?
What's his family's face?
What's his name?
I don't know his name.
Steve Harvey.
Steve Harvey.
Steve Harvey.
Oh, but...
Does he still have his family here?
I don't know.
Oh!
I haven't watched TV in so long.
I don't know what's on TV anymore.
I don't think TV is real anymore, we'll be so fucking for real right now.
Sorry!
Shit out of me.
I can't get away.
I missed, I missed, I missed, I missed.
Oh, it's cool.
I'm sorry, egg.
You're a human being.
I hate you, I hate you.
A lot of people do, it's fine.
I know I didn't know for him
My god, I don't know how to drive. I don't know how to drive. Why am I vertical?
Life is so good
Tell me something I don't already know motherfucker
I'm being so nice
Let's talk about my feet in specific
I'm not gonna like just my feet. I'm just saying my feet could look like a football feet
No, you can't buy your feet skinned down.
In the problem that I broke skin.
I'm so fucking sorry for the improvement of my body.
Why are you skinning me?
I know.
I know.
Always sabotage myself.
Always sabotage myself.
Meow.
I can't remember if we saw Bruce be a little wobbling like him.
I don't think we do.
I
Saw my feet okay, I should never brought it up now. It's actually
Yeah, so you're fucking feet already if you're gonna brag about it for a little that you've been ready
ahhhhhhhhh
what the fuck
oh she died
wait what the hell
there are mines just placed on the ground
burn
this is awesome world baby
i hope you have splurge
that was my job
what if i just end my life
stop
no don't do it
Oh
I'm a real freckin a kiss
Oh my god, that was scary
My fucking ball! My fucking ball!
My fucking car!
I'm getting closer then.
Come on Boone, come on. You got this.
I'm trying my best right now.
I'm trying my best right now.
You are doing so good.
Thank you, thank you.
You're actually not. You're a 20 second kill.
I was very surprised.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
You got this. I'm leaving.
Oh my god
Oh my god
You caught this
I think we should get you a display
Call me
I HATE MORE
I'm finished
Come on
The chasm
I don't know why I didn't even question it I should have question it
What did I do not?
I'm alive.
How did that- I did that to just lose by your head.
Is that the shot?
Mouse!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm gonna remember this next time.
You're next.
Oh my god.
It's not about the ball.
You got it, plus you.
You tried it again.
How do I get across?
Does somebody want to drive across?
I just walked straight into that.
I saw you through that door and I still walked right into it.
This is the worst way.
How do you get across?
Not like that.
No, did you got it?
This is the wash away round.
I don't know how to go.
I don't know how to go.
Brown, what's on the front? Look at it.
Let's go.
You're gonna jump over it.
Oh, you fucker.
You did that.
I was trying to get a mouse.
I was trying to get a mouse.
Oh, no!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, shit!
You fucking a hole?
Fucked up.
You guys lost your screen.
Yes!
Oh yes life is good!
They go through the screen.
Lastly, there's a lot of screens on the map.
Where I had to reset screen at the start of the screen.
I can't get across!
I can't get across!
I can't get across!
I can't get across!
I can't get across!
Wait til you see me on the top of the dark wall versus the dark wall.
It's gonna happen, I swear.
I
Guys doing okay
What happened?
No!
My bowels on that land!
Mine's the bowl!
Oh my god!
Here I got it, I got it, I got it!
Oh!
That was a lie.
I didn't know I could pick up a bowel.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Hahaha!
You were hiding to put the mine on my bowl, bro!
I stole that!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm so stupid I just walked directly on it!
I didn't even walk on it when I'm all the way back here!
Oh no, my balls.
You're guarded by the power of Jesus Christ.
Oh, actually made it.
Oh, sorry.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
oh my god
i'm starting to think that she's not actually sorry
i want you to go
i think she's a lowkey e
go in go in go in
go in
oh
i saw that
oh shit
you got this flash
how is this happening
I don't think I got this.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, damn it.
My foot.
Mother.
Oh, too.
Uh-oh.
10 seconds remaining.
Go! Get in! Get in there!
I don't have time.
No.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Go, go, go.
That's so sad.
It's fine. I stepped on every lane mine.
You know, it's my fault.
Oh my god.
Oh
This one's for all the money
You actually jumped in there still like
Before you jump in your daughter looks like crazy out
That's whole, you know that?
Yeah, I am!
I'm not gonna watch this.
I'm gonna end my life. Don't do it!
Ow!
It's a good game!
Oh my god!
Oh!
Super Land!
It's at the edge!
It's a good game!
I'm actually good at this game!
It's small!
Hey! I didn't get last!
I'm sorry.
I'm just here to make it look better.
Alright, let's get the others in here.
I don't know if they're...
I'm gonna take my medication.
I'm eating a potato.
Mmm, potato.
I know potato.
I gotta take my medication.
You caught this
She's popping pills
Popping pills and popping my puzzle
I was pepped out that's what you need
You're supposed to be nice to everyone get away from me boy man
Sorry
No, I'm sorry
The best people are bald, the best people are bald!
Ladies, ladies, do you want me to go behind the tree again?
There's five good bald people right now. Five good people.
There's none, there's none.
Let's move there. Oh wait, fuck.
What's this place?
Oh shit, fuck.
No, shut up, stop naming evil people.
Xantos from Gargles, fuck, fuck.
Papa, thank you so much for watching.
Why did you get this?
No, they're lying! He's no better than me!
No, they're lying.
No, they're lying! It's great! Shut up!
What is this name?
Why better than you?
From Dare... From the...
From the...
Majin Buu! Majin Buu!
Don't speak ill of my ocean.
We know you like what's in there, bro.
The worst thing that the dealer no-deal guy did was post-prolapse anus on TikTok
and asked him to do the result of COVID.
What?
What?
I think that's awesome.
What's his name?
What's his name?
Like, Mallory Mendel?
Yes, Mallory Mendel.
Yes, he did.
Do you think he asked his wife, like, hey, she said I should post this and she just, I
don't know.
I think he was supposed to have this PR agent to see if they were looking at his account.
That's crazy.
And ever since then, he hasn't really had an online presence.
I wonder.
And ever since then, he hasn't really had an online presence, I don't think he has.
I think it was funny when I'm getting the big anal there, there's a soft pivot.
Is this a symptom of COVID and this post-primal left?
It's so funny.
I saw that live on the timeline before I got taken down.
I just told you who I was talking about.
It genuinely shocked the fuck out of me.
I don't know, people...
I know people.
You know, people are not your...
Oh, he's bald.
Can I invite people?
Yeah.
You're invited.
Uh, GMART and probably Zambi, if she wants to join.
Okay, I don't...
Okay.
I'm not going to guess her or no.
Oh, yeah, the rocket ball.
He's gonna fuck DC with him not wanting to be a villain.
I don't know, man.
My medical device fell.
I never lose.
It's like $2,000, you know?
Is it alright?
Yeah, it's fine.
Okay, alright, alright.
I'm working. Stop drawing Hachin and Miku dog.
What about grandpa?
Yeah, where's Lazy?
He got off stream a little bit ago didn't he?
Do you want me to ask grandpa?
Yeah
I've been asking him
You should, you should, you should take advantage while he's still alive cause he's dying this week
I'm gonna miss him bro, he's dead, I'm gonna miss him bro
He was saying he was up for like 39 hours the other day
I'm gonna fucking make him dead
And like he was up all day
He's playing something else but I told him to drop it and come join us
What is he playing? Is it a watching game?
He's playing...
Identity V?
Oh, get the fu- get off that shit!
He- he can swap.
It'll be fine.
Get off! Get off!
What's my thing with all that?
Oh, um...
She's standing on her way.
Get off! Get off!
Can I nominate myself as my favorite bald person with my narcissism?
You're not bald.
You're not a narcissistic dog.
I'm so tired of you guys saying I'm not bald.
I'm gonna shave my head.
I'm literally at the top of your head.
I'm gonna be slapping my bald ass fucking head.
You ain't bald, bud.
Your head is not my culture, dog.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna get a fryer cut, bro.
I'm gonna just kinda shi-
HAHAHA that would be awesome!
You- that would be fucking cool!
Save your balls!
Okay
Oh Bruce Willis' ball, I forgot my pants
That's true
That's cat ears you get on the wall
Oh yeah, Bruce Willis!
Yeah
I got a plunger on it
I got a plunger in my head
Hitball ball
You put like a little sprout on your head
Like a plant sprout
Yeah
I'll take it to your head.
Would you glue one strand of hair to your head?
Oh my god, Boon, you should cosplay as a pigman.
That's not what I got now.
Oh shit, you should.
You should paint yourself blue and put a little spray on your head.
You should cosplay as somebody people like.
What does this mean?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Can you dress up as Chikawa for Halloween so you can...
Oh, dear god, do you remember when I cosplayed Chikawa?
Hey, Koa!
Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Take a shot.
That would have made me feel bad in my heart.
Okay, Azuz said he could join for 40 minutes.
40 minutes!
Uh, Junie said that she's installing the game right now.
Okay, everyone look at group shot. This is me right now.
I'll just see what she looks like.
I'm looking right here.
Oh, it's a skirt for me.
I know.
Those were our seven days, but it's so light in there.
I'll just do what I can.
Okay, this is my Chikawa outfit.
Oh, it's cute.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
Oh my god, that's beautiful.
Thank you. I really love to call you.
Wow. How did it feel to have people love you?
We gotta hit her or something. You're too mean.
She's got you in there bro. She's got you in there.
That's crazy.
I'm just gonna get an ice cream on my head.
No you're not.
No
I'm just a Loki Evil
You're a Loki Evil dog?
Welcome in
Invite you in
You see my- Ah- Never been a friend I've seen before
my h-
What?
What do you mean?
I'm scary?
I'm dancing.
But you, you can't even terrify me a little bit.
I'm not, I'm not going on.
But, but, but I love you.
Hello?
Are you sure?
Yeah!
Hello?
Hello?
It's me, it's me, Chupi.
It's me.
Hello!
Chupi!
Hey, hey, hey.
No.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Come here.
Customize it.
Customize it.
Customize it.
Oh, oh!
I wanna customize!
I wanna get weird!
Hi, Lazy.
Oh, hi everybody.
Oh, hi.
I'm gonna visit you soon.
He's gonna die.
I know.
No.
Oh, that is so cute.
Wait, the customization is so good.
Isn't it?
And you can unlock more stuff.
What?
This is so cute.
Don't worry, I'm gonna finish this possible.
Stop having the white dreamy gay sex.
What?
It's Junfi gay sex one and one.
No, this one's why Junfi gay sex.
It's different.
Let them have their phones.
Why?
Ooh, angry eyes.
It's, do you guys know that's my most used emo?
It's snagging my emo.
It's so funny.
When I get sponsored, they all post
why Junfi gay sex over and over again.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Right.
You guys can hit me and hit me and hit me and hit me.
I'm going through the second you get out of there.
Exit this door right now.
Oh my troll, you're paying me to not do it.
I gotta get you.
Um, oh please.
Okay, that's it.
You can pay me to survive.
It's okay, girl, it's okay, I don't.
I love you too much, you can't come outside, girl, it's okay.
I'm not even gay.
I'm not even gay.
I'm not even gay.
You're not low-key evil.
I'm not even gay, girl.
Low-key evil.
You can't be low-key evil.
This is so cute.
This is so cute.
Oh my gosh!
You're literally a high-key naughty.
Kaka?
Sorry, you just limed over.
That's true.
Come here!
Come here!
Come here!
I'm doing so fun in the middle of your plan, brah.
Die!
Domain expansion.
Domain expansion!
Domain expansion.
My domain expansion rules are all the huddles in the game so bad!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
Look at you!
AHH!
AHH!
Are you good for me to invite two people or is that too much for you?
That's so cute!
How many?
What's the next one?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's fine.
But the orange looks pretty good.
We're probably not going to get too much more than that.
Keep going!
Keep going!
Keep inviting!
I have to die in like 40 minutes
I'm going to heaven
Yeah, I'm spending it with you guys playing golf
You will die forever.
The last mostly the gayest last meal you've ever had.
I don't know, Shia is basically one of the girls.
I'm not straight though.
I'm sorry, this should not be our first time meeting with me.
I hope you had fun playing today, I hope you had a good stream and enjoy the rain.
And you had to play golf because when you graduate, you're going to give me the brown
dust account, right?
Yeah, of course.
Don't give me the rain, daddy, I love you!
I don't think Junie counts as straight representation though.
Wait, do you think so?
Yeah, you're right.
I give up closet advice, don't I?
She has to play this.
She's going to move it.
She has to play this, she's going to move it.
Who's the straightest person here?
I'm pretty straight, I don't want to brag.
You're like hella claus in this game.
I'm pretty straight
You're like hella closet
Ain't nothing wrong with that I'm just saying
What is this tall make me gay
Gays and people are tall
Every tall person is gay as hell
This is true, I know what I've seen
This is true, this is true, tall and gay
And they're all hot
They're tall so they can be this big
Give away, I'm short
And I'm gay
Guys, I'm short
I'm 6'8 tall, dawg
Shut the fuck up, you liar
Bro, you're 6'8, I'm like 2 for 2
Bro, I'm like 6'8 and really attractive
We're getting close.
I'm glad we told ourselves.
Dude, I read literature.
I read literature.
No, no, no.
I can't read.
I'm down.
Look, measure me to the hallway.
I swear to God, you'll see.
I'm falling for real.
I don't know.
You could try that.
I'm like six or seven.
I'm killing you.
Six, seven.
Oh, wow.
That's all boom.
Boom flight.
Yeah, tell me the truth.
Five, eleven or something.
No, yes, yes, yes.
Five, ten.
No, no, I'm seven.
You're the worst, man.
You suck.
You suck.
You suck.
You suck.
You're worse, man. You suck.
Is that a bed? Is that a bed?
What?
No, no, that's good. That's good. No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, it's not my fault.
It's not my fault.
I swear, you're five-seven dollars.
I have a six-seven.
It's shorter than me. It's like five-foot-something.
And I'm taller than you.
Okay, buddy.
I'm not really that tall.
How tall are you?
I'm five-seven, five-eleven.
Why are all you guys so tall?
So, you must be like five-eight.
Yeah, so, like a five-nine.
That's not tall.
Guys, that's not tall.
Guys.
Bro, you guys are all tall as shit.
It's okay, these can live short kings, all you're fine.
I'm short king!
You don't have to be worrying about how you look.
Yeah.
I didn't know it went below five.
Short queens.
What do you mean you didn't know it went below five?
What the fuck?!
No, yeah, I thought that was just like, yeah.
I thought that was just like the limit, the limit, like, please.
But that's as short as it goes, yeah?
I'm gonna kill myself.
Yeah.
You can't do that before me?
Yes.
I'm coming back when you first.
No
I'm pushing up to tomorrow
Okay, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
After this, right here, can't see everything else.
I'm gonna do it, I'm actually really close.
Yay!
That's crazy.
Nice one.
I think that one was a mob cycle dance, I think.
Smashel.
Smashel!
I want to get these kids.
Alright guys, which map do you want to go to next?
You guys want to do coast next?
Whatever.
I want to go to the beach.
How many maps are there?
I thought it was a 2.
There's like 3 maps.
There's coast, forest, and desert.
Anything but the sand.
Yeah, there's desert.
Let's do coast.
Beach.
Yay.
Beach.
Let's go to the beach.
Let's go get away!
I want to get away!
We can't do anything about it!
It's not your fault that you're faster.
Yeah!
Yeah!
We can't do anything about it!
What the fuck?
Yeah, it's a male ally!
Finally!
Kill him!
Kill him!
Kill him!
Kill him!
Oh, finally!
Let's go, sorry.
Oh!
Time's tripping!
What?!
I'm gonna end my life.
I'm ending my life right now.
I'm ending it right now.
I don't even know what happened.
How did you die?
I'm gonna kill them together.
Wait, Max, how did you die?
I don't know.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
What the fuck?
You guys are freaking out.
Is that Sam stripping?
Sam stripping.
That's hot.
Oh my god.
Sam stripping.
You guys are fast and slumped on me.
Where's your ball?
It's to the left.
I'll hop off, I'll hop off right here.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Ow!
My bad, my bad, my bad.
Sam will be in the middle.
I don't know, he can just be in check, actually.
You're gone.
You go, move it.
I'm coming
Fuck you, G-Mart
What did I do?
I've been there like trippy that one time
Right at the start
Everything!
You're lucky that I won
You're lucky that I won
Rest in peace
Please calm down
Oh man
I gotta figure out this game
fast forward
kill everybody
kill everybody
kill everybody
kill everybody
kill everybody
I hate everything
Sam is probably in his bed
oh my god
it's okay
I'll remember this
don't don't don't forget all about me
get the eggs
diving wouldn't do anything
Oh my god, you're so fast.
Nothing, I'm trying to be a better person, I can't be a better person.
Is it working or is it still with the work in progress, you know?
You're sick and tired of being a sick freak, you're sick and tired of being a bastard.
Sorry you have very far ahead and I didn't want to hit anybody else
Help me that this is gonna not land in the water
I happen to be on top of both of us
We're just listening to him get away with murder guys
Oh my god
What's going on here?
What?
Are you freaking fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Stop and team
Stop and team
Are you fucking for real?
You can't hit me
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
How did he even get here?
This mother fucker!
You were walking in my trap said hey can you invite me real quick and I said yeah why not?
Dude I hate this guy!
I hate Sam Stripett!
Oh my god!
Who did the horn?
Who did the horn?
Oh shy unders
I don't know if I fuck with you after this man
Fuckin speed!
What the fuck man?
Oh, shit.
I hate everything.
You just came in to like an ego trip?
What is this?
Yeah, I am.
I'm so excited.
Tell me to join.
Oh.
Unjoined!
Unjoined?
Oh, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Don't quit.
You gotta unjoin.
Oh my god.
Oh, brother.
This guy stinks.
Thanks, huh?
This game is pretty fast, I'm scared.
It's getting too fast.
It's like a razor.
Sam, Sam, how tall am I?
Watch this.
Sam, how tall am I?
What are you trying to prove, man?
He's 5'7".
I'm tall.
He's 5'7".
I'm 5'8".
I'm 5'8".
I'm 5'8".
I'm 5'8".
I'm 5'8".
I'm 5'8".
I'm 5'8".
I'm 5'8".
I'm 5'8".
I'm 5'8".
I'm 5'8".
I'm 5'8".
I'm 5'8".
I don't wanna play with this guy.
Don't farm, Jimmy.
I don't wanna play with this guy.
Oh, you son of a...
We're losing.
What the fuck did you drop?
Oh my god.
You can't let us try to get away with this guys.
I'm taking him out.
Oh my god.
You should be talking to me.
You should be talking to me.
Yo, I'm taking your ass out, man.
That's a crazy snipe though, actually.
So what?
I can post.
Yes.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry, baby.
It's OK.
I got the shot off.
It's all good.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm killing you.
Ladies, should I graduate too?
Yes.
You should.
Do it now.
I'll graduate.
What the fuck, bro?
Yeah.
Yeah, I hope you graduate.
You can't go ahead.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Plus you won, that's f**k.
What?
I can't win, too, it's going to be like this.
What's this again?
Oh, you're an alien.
I'm gloar.
You're gloar!
You're like a new ball.
I don't know what to do with anything.
Oh, s**t, oh, s**t.
Come on, you stupid honest ball.
Yeah!
Ah!
Oh!
Oh, s**t!
Why are you shitting at me?
What's the fear about this?
Son of a b**ch!
Get out of my line of sight!
Pfft!
Now you just get out of my line of sight, bro!
What the f**k is my b**ch?
What?
I'm gonna get out!
I'm gonna just get out of my line of sight!
Ginny! Ginny hurry!
I'm trying to get out of here!
It's not going in!
Ginny, Ginny, Ginny!
No!
Ginny, open the lid down!
Yeah, when you are on the final area, just turn to zero degrees.
Down to Ginny, your angle.
You don't have to scroll, you can just press one when you're aiming.
Yeah, you can also press one.
Oh, my god.
Um, that was a nice one.
FUSY!
Whoa, your hand's fine.
You should just feel like a man.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh!
Shit!
Oh!
That first chili goes in, right?
FUSY!
FUSY!
FUSY!
Fuck, it doesn't go.
Dude, I hate this.
This shit stills here.
No, I'm in penalty.
I'm in penalty.
I'm in penalty.
I'm in penalty.
Oh my god, no, no, no, no, get away from me!
Oh my god
Shotgun
Oh
No, it's over the pain
What happened?
You stuck a shit.
I think you wanted a male ally.
You're very hostile.
Damn, what the fuck out?
Where's your fucking friend?
Mousy, no.
Stop trying to hit me.
Why are you trying to hit me?
What is your problem?
Oh, Rod.
I was muted.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Don't hit me, please.
I'm an ally of Neville.
Okay, now we're gonna do something so fast.
How do I walk back up?
How do I...
Shit, it's true.
Oh my god!
It's in my giard!
It is in my giard!
I'm just fired into the crowd.
Holy shit, bro!
No, I was just shooting.
Don't hit me!
What the...
Ow!
go down that's a classic technique
no oh journey journey why
oh my god
i will never do that again
No!
Shut me over!
Fuck you, hoon.
Maybe you are in my way, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
You're still in my way.
Bro, this game is so fucking popular.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No, please, please. I just want one ball.
One ball and one hole.
One ball and one hole.
Please, god, please.
Please.
You're gonna kill Sam, right the fuck now.
Why should we kill him man?
He's brave, he called for half the fucking bears first of all.
He's brave.
I know but like I thought he was being out like really this is my greatest foe.
He's a fucking AWP!
He's an AWP BONE!
He's always there for me!
Shoot my kneecaps!
They're leaky like babies!
Oh my god, I thought for sure
my ball didn't make it.
You've always just been a fucking awesome on Sam.
Oh!
I thought for sure my ball didn't make it.
I thought for sure.
Don't try to shoot me!
Oh my god, the jump, the jump attack.
Try to shoot me, I'm Latino.
Leave me alone.
Just kill him.
I'll break your balls, bro.
Oh fuck.
What the, you let go.
Oh please, I'm gonna break my balls?
I'm breaking balls!
We got this, we got this, we got this.
Tim, I got bad news, since you're like this,
okay, well at least he's just an employee
to fuck out of you dog, I'm sorry.
I'm taking care of myself for hating women.
Dude, my ball is gone.
It is literally wide.
My ball, my ball is gone.
If you like distance yourself from me,
you'll have a really good shot at not having her eyes on you.
Aaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaah!
Sorry, it is kind of personal.
Fleshy, I'm sorry.
Oh, it's calling for help.
It's all gone.
Oh, that hurt.
That did last.
It's all gone, dude.
It's all gone.
I'm sure you'll score soon.
Me?
Being a pro golfer,
gone and dead is a fucking dirt.
You could have killed him all the way.
Oh, come on now.
Oh my god.
Who did that?
I'm not dead.
Ow!
We're hitting!
I think you can see all the balls.
Oh!
They stopped!
From the fucking...
Oh my god!
My ball is just rolling!
No!
No!
My ball is also rolling!
Please!
Rolling, rolling, rolling.
Ow!
Oh!
I'm already in.
Sorry.
They hate me, didn't they?
I'll forgive you this time.
I'm going.
I'm actually gonna win.
I'm gonna die.
It's gonna kill me.
I'm gonna die. He's gonna kill me.
What the hell? What? What did he do to you?
What did she mean by that?
She's gonna kill me.
She's gonna kill me.
He's graduating. That's kind of cool.
How?
Yeah. Mouses in a graduate before me, so it makes sense.
How?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Car. Car.
I'm gonna end for him too.
You guys saw that, right?
Do I know how to drive?
Oh no, no!
I'm sorry!
I don't know how to drive.
I'm sorry.
I don't know how to drive.
I don't know how to drive.
You pissed yourself?
No!
When you walk out!
Oh!
No!
No!
Oh my god.
Guys, we can't be fighting him!
I'm gonna end my life.
Oh man, we can't be doing this, guys.
No!
I'm just gonna keep on rolling.
This is the city bar and you just leave it.
One ball, one ball.
There we go.
Oh!
Hold on.
Oh, I'm gonna do it.
Oh
Red dead style bro, what is this?
Oh my god
ahhhhhhhhh
no i didn't make it
ahhhhhhhhh
finished
and you did it
got damaged
ahhhhhhhhh
well
scary
ok everybody think it's stupid
5
4
3
2
Oh shit, I'm done with it.
That's even cute that is auto and right the fuck out actually.
We're like a fuck out.
This one can't be more.
Nobody's cart now.
God damn it.
Oh my god
I
I lost it!
I lost it on the edge of the hole!
What the fuck are you doing there?
I'm stealing my fucking cards!
Goddamn.
You fucked everyone up right now.
Goddamn.
Still in one corner, I think that isn't me.
I could be the numbers.
Mouse! What's wrong?
Ok, so now we know what my problem is on this game.
You know what's wrong?
What the fuck, bro?!
That was crazy, Sam!
Something broke my income with my hands!
What the hell is that?
Oh my god...
Oh, I thought you just watched Arduino game?
It's not a problem.
Oh my god!
You just watched?
Right there for a murder!
Iいた...
You know what???
It's okay.
Ok brother...
Ow!
Ow, ow!
Get the fuck out of my way!
You are such a low fucking slut, G-Mart!
Get out of my way!
Fuck you, wop.
You're standing on my ball!
You stand there on his balls!
Oh, okay.
Oh my god.
It should've been spoken to for a time, you know.
I'm so sorry.
Someone's gonna have to get out of my way, you know.
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
What is wrong with you?!
I don't think I deserve to get out of my way!
I deserve to go to heaven!
I deserve to go to heaven!
I'm sorry.
I have to kill you!
I'm sorry, you know what I'm saying?
You put it in your own way, you hear?
Aw, man.
Oh
I'm dead for this
Well, I don't like
No time
I
Roll my
Recipes
Finish
We did
The bottom of the scoreboard for you guys don't know from the words
You're gonna have to graduate, guys.
Alright.
Sounds like a plan.
You're gonna go!
Yeah.
Bottom six, don't worry.
Why are you leaving?
Why are you leaving?
No, we're not.
I'm gonna have to go.
I'm gonna have to go.
It's hockey, bro. You're being attached.
I will do more of the honorable thing and
Guys, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm also gonna leave.
NOOOOOO!
I'm gonna also leave guys, I'm also gonna leave.
Alright, we're waiting.
I'm actually waiting.
Thank you for playing guys.
I have to go I'm sorry
Why?
I'm gonna die
I'm gonna die
I'm gonna live
I'm gonna live
Oh oh we should never leave
I know girls
I know girls
I'm going to kill you
I'm going to kill you
I'm going to kill you
I'll fucking kill you, Sam.
I'm burly-popped.
Why?
I'll fucking kill you.
Why?
The burly-pops are driving!
Holy shit!
God damn, you're slippery with it, dog!
Oh, dang!
Slippery!
You can play this game on the referee!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Slippery.
He's slippery with it.
What's that?
Slippery.
What does that mean?
Bro, he's slippery with it, man.
Do you like to please this video game?
He's just your mastermind.
He's just your mastermind.
He's just your mastermind.
He's just your mastermind.
He's just your mastermind.
He's just your mastermind.
He's just your mastermind.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck it.
Oh, oh.
Guys, what map do you guys want?
Next, do you guys want to do forest next?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
No.
No.
Where are we going?
Remember the three of us in Junebinds?
This is the same thing.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, it's fine.
It's fine.
Me and Sam are the cooler pot, honestly.
No, no.
No, no, no!
Where did it go?
Your body has a vessel.
I'm your Rupert driver, get in!
Why is it so long?
Why is it so strong?
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
Jenny, you can, when you're aiming with right click, you can hit here with one keeper
or an arrow change the angle of the...
Stop shooting!
I know, I have it at zero!
Oh, it's so strong!
Okay, hold, hold right and hit the front.
Hold me up here in the front.
It's too strong.
It's too strong.
Yay!
There's a meter.
There's a meter.
Come on, come on buddy, you got this.
She went to law school.
She got this.
He went to law school.
He went to law school.
He went to law school.
I dropped out of school.
G-Mart!
You just want to chill?
Is that what's going on here?
That was my school.
Oh my!
So I'm kind of down.
Right!
What's wrong with this fucking guy?
You're gonna have to stick your head with a mine.
Oh.
You gotta tap it lightly.
Sorry about that, man.
Just get back to school.
Yeah, just give it a little tiny tap.
Oh.
You gotta tap it lightly.
Sorry about that, man.
Just get back to school.
Just give it a little tiny tap.
Smash a ball in the sand head your monster the
What are you doing shit?
Why is everyone so violent?
Why is everyone so violent?
Cause you're here egg
You're making on a Latina again
Bro, I can't help it
Seriously
Who says you like hitting Latina women?
I did say that, I did not say that
I did not say that
I did not say that
Right next to my fucking door, you piece of shit.
Oh fuck.
Oh sorry, G.
Oh.
Oh!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's not like a negative for me.
Oh yeah?
Big cockle.
Don't do it again.
It doesn't even land next to me!
It doesn't even land!
Oh fuck, I didn't even know where to go!
Why are you speed-holding the game?
You're a hollywood!
You all got it!
All going! All going!
Please, please, please, please!
Get a choo-kee!
What the fuck?
Can we reset real quick?
Can we reset real quick?
Can we reset real quick?
Why are you so mad?
Please, please, please.
You got fucking...
Oh that means what?
Egg, work for the CIA.
Don't tell them that, what the fuck?
Don't worry, I did too, I'm actually spying so I can report back to them and then tell them every bit of information about you guys.
I like Brad.
I can tell it back.
Oh my God.
I'm not putting it back.
Brad, I don't care if you hit me, that means you're not up there.
I'm doing this for the team.
Yeah, I do.
How much is true for the team?
I don't know how many times I hit you anyway.
I want to know how many times I hit you anyway.
I want to know how many times I hit you anyway.
I want to know how many times I hit you anyway.
I want to know how many times I hit you anyway.
All right, what's your problem?
I can see your body.
What the fuck?
I just saw that the crowd. It wasn't like a doggy, new thing.
Oh fuck!
Don't come over here, don't come over!
We gotta run around!
Aw, fuck me.
I always forget.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's okay. I forgive you.
What's the most you forgive people?
Ah!
I got a bird!
I'm here!
I can't believe if I did this!
You fucking...
Give me a hand!
Come back!
I don't have a choice!
You understand me?
I don't have a choice!
Nope!
Get out of my car!
Thank you so much, Chespen!
No, sorry!
We're in this together now!
Awesome, bags.
Oh, I like that.
Run!
Uh-oh!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
What the hell is your fucking problem?!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
He's running around the field throwing the Lambs Limes bro.
What the fuck is wrong with him?
NOOOOO!
Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh my god.
Bro, what the-
Why are you eating kaka?
Why are you eating so much kaka?!
Oh my god
It's not going to go in
Hey guys, Sam is actually holding himself back.
taking the lead we need to kill gmartt out wait a minute yeah sam's actually
intentionally throwing a little bit we were we got to go
we all need to sabotage sam right yeah we have a common enemy
we fought this juney somebody's right here he has a crown over there yeah
and you're naming your freaking gun that's what you know i could have done that i could have done that
you could have done that what the fuck okay that was juney
Why do you want to kill me? Have a balloon! Have a balloon!
I feel bad for you.
A balloon! From the Latino community!
Yeah, you're committing crimes because of the Latino community right now.
You're a white woman!
Sorry, I know an ally.
Lucky you're A.
I'm not going to say it. God damn it.
Sorry, sorry.
I ended up a lot, though, I think.
I hope.
I got a good point up somehow.
We're lucky you're in.
I don't know what I'm sorry for right now, but I'm sorry.
I don't know what I'm sorry for either, but I'm also sorry.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry for being in.
What?
You get that, Judy. What the hell?
No way.
From like 150?
She lost it.
She lost it.
She's hacking.
That's crazy.
I told you I told you guys not to shoot me before I figured out how to play the game
Please go in please
Oh, it hurts!
Oh God, look at us!
Wait, the maximum amount of players is 16?
I wonder what a 16 player lobby would look like.
We did it last night, it was crazy.
Oh, is that what you invited me to?
Yes.
Yeah.
I was busy.
I was told to take a look at the recipe for this time so...
I thought we were friends, I thought we were friends forever.
We are friends forever.
We are.
We are friends.
We are.
Ow!
I'm sorry.
This sucks.
Okay I deserve that.
Nice shot.
Was the bitch really necessary?
I said sorry, you called me a bitch.
I hope you died.
Yeah, it was a bitch with a heartbeat.
Oh my god.
He's hard, baby.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It doesn't put us up to two people in which to death on me all day today.
Oh, I wonder why.
I didn't do anything.
I literally just showed up.
Yeah, exactly.
That's the problem.
I just showed up.
Get the fuck away from me.
Get the fuck away from me, man.
Shit.
You've already killed a winner!
Yippee!
Yippee!
Eek!
Wait, Mouse got more points than me even though she was second.
What the fuck?
Yeah, it's uh...
She blessed us.
What is this?
I got an eagle!
I got an eagle!
I got an eagle!
I got an eagle!
I got an eagle!
I always use less strokes.
Yeah?
Cause I could only do so many.
Yeah, less strokes.
Yeah, my strokes, come on.
It's D-Day?
Welcome back to the army.
If that ever happened, I'm gonna fucking...
There's words out of the... I can't say on Twitch.
Bye!
Careful, careful, careful.
Wow!
Careful, SpongeBob!
Careful, SpongeBob!
Careful, SpongeBob!
Careful, SpongeBob!
Yo, Kathy, you were raided!
I'm out.
You need to hold it.
Ow.
Don't hurt me.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Are you not?
Heads up.
Heads up.
Heads.
Ain't no way that your ball is ready to hit my ball.
We're not friends anymore.
AHH!
Bob!
What?
Oh
Like it's gonna be on
It's gonna make everyone
before it and there's just
right in
let's go!
I'm starting
oh no no no no
I gotta hurry I gotta hurry I gotta hurry
oh my god you are
I know
yes
oh I thought it was gonna go into the water
oh my god
shit
come on bozo
come on bozo
Oh wow, okay, that's a blind one.
You're blocking me.
Dude, run!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Mous, I'm sorry.
It was fucking evil, dawg.
Thanks! Thanks, guys.
Fucking evil.
Bro, I'm so mad I could punch drywall,
take pictures of it, and then send it to you guys.
I can eat my walls. I could claw holes in my walls and eat my walls.
I can eat the drywall. I'm so angry. I'm so angry I can play League of Legends.
Go!
You're not that angry.
You just...
Oh my god.
You guys haven't seen me angry.
Oh, you're so lucky you dodged that.
I don't want that.
I deserve that.
You're trying to shoot me?
I deserve that.
Oh, I'm at the beginning!
Wait!
Oh!
What the hell?
Where's my ball?
What the fuck?
Oh, you!
I better hope I don't get up!
I'm already going, dog.
You're gonna catch me.
Hey.
Huh.
Oh, okay.
You might actually catch me.
Oh, gosh, fucking damn it!
Oh, no!
Oh, wow.
I'll let you have it.
Oh, okay.
You might actually catch me.
Oh, gosh, fucking damn it!
Oh, no!
Oh, wow.
Oh, you have it.
Oh, you have it.
Oh, you have it.
Oh, you have it.
Oh, you have it.
I'll let you have nothing but have you fucking cuck
All his favorite love and golf I think it's all
Were you like, were you breathing in my microphone? Oh fuck my bad.
I was really focused, I was like, breathing out my mouth like that's what I'm doing, breathing out my mouth the whole time.
Oh my god, I got two, I got weird, I got weird too, I got really weird.
Ernie!
No!
I got wounds one man, I got wounds.
You got this!
I got a little experimental, I got a little off guard with this one.
Sometimes we got a channel, I want guard, you know, sometimes we don't get a card.
Oh my god.
It's been a murder.
What the fuck?
No, there's been a murder.
Has there?
Did they deserve it?
What a great great murder what a great terror a great terrible murder
Oh my god
Good job, Egg.
Oh my god.
I hate your heart, man.
What the fuck!
Yeah!
I'm gonna let him listen.
Let me in, let me in.
Yeah, there's a couple of them.
They're gonna beat the goddamn wolf.
Oh my god.
No, get in, get in.
Help!
It's the lake, it's the lake, it's the lake.
It's the lake.
It's the lake.
Oh no.
Dial-in? Dial-in? Dial-in?
No, no, no.
I told you.
The wonker strikes me.
No!
That's a fucked up.
I can't. Who did that?
Who did that?
Who fucking did that? Who did that?
It was Boone. It was Boone.
Boone, I swear to God.
Boone, I swear to God, bro.
I would have remembered that for the rest of my life.
Forever.
It was me.
Typical men.
Typical men, am I right?
Yeah, am I right?
Forever, forever.
Oh my gosh!
You didn't protect me from them.
Oh, good jeez.
You are...
I was burning for G-Mart.
You are the one that applied that it's personal.
It is personal.
What are you doing?
Come on.
I'm just running up ahead like a fucking pro
There's no reason to
That's it. I'm gonna remember that for the rest of my life
When something happens you're gonna believe
I'm not worried for the rest of your life, I'm just worried for myself, I'm just worried for myself
Jesus Christ
Get away!
I'm stuck on the ground!
It might be a little personal
Come back!
You guys not fucking me like this? I'm such a nice guy
No!
Who did that?
Oh shit!
That's one way to finish third
you got this flesh and you got this why is it right there what's up oh you're
Ball, where did you?
My ball.
My ball came full!
Go in hole! Go in hole!
I'm trying to find a key to this guy.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I did this. I did this.
Your ball goes in my hole.
Who decided that?
Oh my god.
I broke it in my...
Temperature.
Why are the men beating me up instead of women I think this is how the table
Stop!
Sam!
That's what you sound like.
Man!
That's impressive actually.
He's one of my many talents.
I saw that!
Why are you like this fucking?
Oh my god, my head.
I can't flip through my head.
But I was needed in it.
Aw.
I made it.
Alright man.
Where's G-Maw?
They get in there.
Oh, long dead.
Yes!
Life is good, life is good!
Stay with me for fuck's sake!
I'm not playing it like that!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
Oh shit, that's way too much fun!
Yeah, look, sorry, what are you doing?
What is this?
What the fuck is that?
Oh, it's not gonna kill us.
Go!
YATTA!
YATTA!
YATTA!
YATTA!
You see how you fumbled?
Wee?
Um, why was it fascinated by
It's funny cuz stripping Burley didn't anything
He was like he was hitting me over and over again
I can give you guys a little tip
You get a speed boost for a little bit
So when I eat them in the shrimp...
Wow!
You're playing with me!
If you're violent, you go faster!
So every time you eat them in the shrimp...
Oh my god!
I'm being seditious!
I wish it would hit me.
How'd you get the pumpkin?
It's sad.
It's like a clowny area.
It's a clowny area.
You are a loading screen, dog!
I'm not a loading screen.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know about this. I feel like at least half of these
have to fit me. Oh, this half of them. I would say it can't use. Oh, ow. Yeah, it's fine.
I am such an angel on God. Losing respect for you. Yeah, you're a great kid. I used
to watch you when I was a kid. They say that when you say no, it's actually you. It re-programs
My brain has so many levels
Ew, what the fuck is that?
Ew, what the fuck?
Ew, what the fuck?
Ew!
Ew, you're fucking disgusting!
I'm pointing at you!
Ew!
The worst they can say is no
Why the hell do you have a halo above your head?
Because I'm such an angel
I'm single too
I'm single too
I like to announce I'm an angel
Hey guys, hey chat, did you know that baby's single?
I'm not gonna take your chat, though.
I'm gonna let him know if I'm dead.
You get a pee, okay?
Can you hold it?
Don't let them start without me.
Especially your child, never take your chat.
No way, please don't let them start without me.
News.
Yeah, I think this is news.
This ain't no news.
Oh!
It was my hand game.
It was my hand game.
Nobody starts the game.
It was my hand game.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
Yeah.
I don't like the pumpkin head.
I do a lot more stuff.
You know what achievements to do.
You think I'm stupid.
How do you remove the tutorial on the side of the screen?
Do I see it on the tutorial?
I think you just got to do it.
There's a setting in Kakao in your general settings.
general settings and then the general settings yeah and go to settings and then hit like complete tutorial or skip tutorial and then
we set the tutorial and then go to that one yeah I got that one hmm oh the clowning
around achievement is interrupting funny guys you're so cute in your pink little alien
Oh, it's Sarif, that's so funny.
I can't, I can't enable it.
I can't, I can't enable it.
I was with a long neck.
Oh, wait, really?
That's how I start to paint.
That's so cute.
Wait, I'm looking at your screen.
Oh yeah, look at him.
Oh yeah, I see that. Yeah, it's cute.
Dude, instead of opening up paint,
Octo keeps sending answers to a puzzle
into my DMs with his,
so he could keep trying for his game.
That's so funny, that's so funny, because he doesn't want to open up another one.
Stop being on my new show scoreboard.
What map do you guys want to do next?
You guys want to go back to the desert?
We're away.
We're away.
We're away.
Oh wait.
Jenny's right here.
No, no, Jenny's right here.
They're missing.
They gotta wait.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
What's surrounding me?
What the hell?
What do you mean I look like a nerd?
No, you look like a nerd.
You're holding coffee to do an emote?
What? No, you are it!
No, you are it!
No, you are it!
No, you are it!
That's insane.
Oh, I could have been even better tonight.
That's so funny.
I look like I need to go to the boss room, like really bad.
I need a pee!
I need a pee!
I need a pee so bad!
I need to pee so bad!
Actually speaking of I've been pissed really bad too. Oh, it's a piece it's a piece break time
I'm watching you love your outfit. It looks like you're your your vtuber. Yeah, right? It's perfect and matches in
yeah it's so good i just want to go quiet it didn't get quite so scary that's so scary everyone's up to level
scared everyone's really really really hard i'm not
who am i what oh i hate you i hate you i hate you you're me i haven't got the racing skull
Why are you what what the hell why are you
Cosplaying is neat dude.
Why not?
I mean, I guess.
I'm gonna fly.
No, that's kinda cool.
Can I have a tasting heart rate of 130?
I think it's a good cosplaying.
I taste hard as fuck, I guess.
My heart rate sometimes goes like
110, when I'm peeing.
Whoa.
Well, one time, like...
I haven't lost anything.
I used to go with like 130, but I think now goes like 110 when I go P.
No, I can't.
You should try it.
I gotta take it out.
I researched my P.
Look at how sad my eyes are when you say that to me.
It's not true. You can't say that.
Your eyes are sad.
I'll change.
No, it's okay. You didn't need to change.
Give her a kiss for me.
I feel like there's no end to this.
Oh, a long piss?
Sometimes on the morning.
Yeah, the long piss.
The long piss is in the bed.
My longest piss is always at, like, 11 o'clock.
In the morning?
Yeah, in the morning.
In the morning.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, in the morning.
In the morning.
One time, hand the God,
just for like a minute, 30 seconds straight.
It was great.
Awesome!
That's like way too long.
Yeah, I don't know how I did that. It just kept going.
Whoa. That's so cool.
That's so hydrated.
And that's why I look up to you so much, Egg.
That's why I look up to you.
I'm bladding.
That's so amazing.
That's a lot.
You're kissing?
Yeah.
It's got a muscular power.
That's inspiring.
Bladder.
You got a muscular power for bladder.
I think that's so cool.
You're so muscular.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
We love your bladder, Egg.
You're so hydrated.
Thank you. I've drank so much red bull today.
That's right. That's what I'm saying.
Can you please drink water, please?
Fuck no. No.
Oh my god, I'm not drinking water. I've only said 90 yet. Rest in peace.
I wonder why my heart rate's so high. I also think it consumes 400% caffeine.
Man on TikTok told me not to drink water because it's a dissolvent or something, so it's just dissolving you from the inside out.
Water?
We have to go all full like anti-water eat meat and fruit
Eat liver have strokes
I'm really leaning into my MFs. I'm just saying
Wait, you look fire with the hell right?
You are an art why does everybody look so cool
I don't know how do I look guys you look like shit fine you look like you just beat up
you look cool guys you look cool you look like I want to meme you you look like you look cool
in like a kind you guys like how I think you have to have some glosses for a second then I actually
I actually like how kind you are.
What the heck is that?
Awww.
That's okay.
That's hard guys.
Nemesis.
Team Rocket.
What map are you all feeling like now?
Can we play one of them?
Can we play one of them?
There's not that many courses.
Yeah, there's Coastal Forest and Desert.
Can we play?
Uh...
Okay, I'll pick random.
Oh, really?
Custom.
Oh, yes I can!
That would be interesting.
Okay, hold on.
Yeah, I'm going to just randomly pick that.
Okay, yeah, I'm building this a course right now, actually.
Hold on.
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright.
I'm working here! I'm working here, huh?
Yeah, I really can't stand that.
Oh my gosh!
That's a song!
That's a song!
That was like 20 coffee cups.
Oh is Giga getting up?
Poor cat!
Oh, he goes!
What is that word that means?
Oh!
He goes!
He goes!
Goo Goo Gaga!
Goo Gaga!
Goo Goo Gaga!
Goo Goo Gaga!
I love Goo Goo Gaga!
Goo Goo Gaga!
Goo Goo Gaga!
Woohoo!
G-Mart, I'm gonna fuck you!
You killed them!
You mother fucker!
You killed them again!
Bro, I'm so nice to you!
You ate your one day of my life!
I'm so nice to you!
You're not even fucking with me!
Why are you such a liar?
I don't know what you're talking about!
I'm gonna become a nail manipulator now!
Why do you like so much?
I do a lot
I was going to say I think you and I are on the same tier of self-patriots probably.
Look at that, look at Junie cuts herself off like nobody cares when everybody's listening.
Oh, I mean I don't know.
It's really interesting, I really like it when you do that Junie.
I'm so empathic I could probably do a tarot reading right now.
one right now. Do it then. Which deck do you want? Do you guys want the Sonic deck? Do you
guys want the, uh, the Neopets deck? Do you guys want the normal spread? Neopets? Neopets?
Sorry, sorry, I know it makes me go faster now. Neopets? So you want to do that, anybody?
Past, present, future, Kabbalah or one card read? One card. Or eight card spread. Which
one do you guys want? One E-Spress. That wasn't part of being stripped in. I didn't just
surprise me
oh my god
I'm gonna grab yours in
I'll fuck up this thing again
please don't be so dumb
fuck me
always forget about this map
yeah I ran to the middle island
like a moron
it's okay we both
walking trust me
I wanna pull like a neurodivergent bat
We put stickers on my
I'm backing up
Okay, you're fine you're fine you go up this I'm backing up and everything I am so fundamentally different
It's actually me.
You pissed me off, man.
Who are you being?
I don't know, man.
You're pissing me off.
He's pissing everybody off.
Uh-oh.
You pissed me off.
I want you to piss me off.
Oh my god, why did I do that?
Oh my god, why the fuck did I do that?
I fucked it up.
Dude, you do it all.
You do it all. You need to give me a bad tarot reading dog.
Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at my knees, I'm from here!
I'm pulling all your favorite major arcana,
I'm gonna get this psychon, dog!
It's gonna be bad for you, it's gonna be bad!
Look at my balls!
Don't touch me please Sam, please Sam!
Whoa!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
What the hell was that?
G-Mart?
I got a bounce from it.
You stole that.
No problem, man.
No, my Jeffy ball!
Wait, no!
What?
Can I prove it?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm literally the devil, I'm the devil, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Please! Please let me have this once!
Please!
Okay, please.
I think we're friends.
Oh my god, this is f**ked up!
This is f**ked up!
Oh, gee, you aren't.
What the hell is happening?
You guys just hate me, don't you?
I'm gonna f**king date you!
Oh my god, just get in the fucking hole!
Oh my fucking god!
Dude, what the fuck was that?
I hit myself with my own fucking hole.
Get in, get in!
No, no, please.
I'm sorry for anything I did.
I'm sorry for being you after this.
The misogynist has asked you to hold.
I'm sorry.
Please.
We're gonna need to be happy.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Alright Boon, what's my read, what's my read, Boon, what's hard now?
I have to go to the tower.
Oh my god, he's not even prepared, he's not even prepared.
Bro, I haven't been a tarot reading in so fucking long, dog.
Did you tarot read this coming?
Gamer, you have to fucking stop doing that, you're so fucking mad.
Can you tarot read me a comeback, please?
Please, please, please, I'll give you five extra notes.
Sorry, I drew seven of swords upside down.
You're gonna have a really bad day and your balls are gonna get twisted your balls are gonna get so twisted
I think self-reflect a little bit more honestly
You need to stop before taking any actions right now because
I'm doing the
Pesticular torture spread
I'm back at the beginning!
Hiiii!
My ball is right next to the hole!
G-Mart, I'm gonna...
Oh my god, you little piece of...
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Make situations for you.
Don't do it!
G-Mart! Why?!
I don't want to do this! I don't want to do this!
No! No! No! No!
No!
G-Mart!
like my dream I should have never been by a drastic
bitch with a prepoop dog
who once said I pushed him into Chernobyl in his
dream yeah and then he blamed me for it when I
crawled out with radiation boys it means
they blamed me for it and I called Tandy and she said
well you should have hung out with GMart like that
like it was fucking crazy like it was fucking
hung out with your friend
I hate you now dog what is wrong with you
it was being abusive
Computer computer people fire all around me and then make sure you mark never
It wasn't me
Firewall that I
That's I firewall over my entire family computer make this turn this man Mormon is also gay
I don't believe you man, computer give Sam his foreskin back and then take it away for good measure.
Oh shit.
Jesus Christ.
Give him double force, give him a move, then bring it back.
Pull it back.
Haha, you're not in way for that.
Please, please go in.
Look, you might have only...
Somebody crashed my bullet, that was it.
Press that.
Likely, story.
Bro, what the...
I'm not defending weapons.
Give a the ones longest penis so long I could play jump rope with it. No, no stop wishing a long penis
Why did you say that? Why did you say that?
He keeps saying that.
Why did you say that?
He keeps doing that.
What?
He's always doing that.
Why did he say that?
He's still threatening me.
Funny at times.
Jeremy, you're right.
You can make this entire series
stall and zip and make them pay for it.
No, I can't.
I was on the same team
team is you right now bro?
Oh okay, I'm checked.
I'm checked.
Oh.
The eight oats today, yeah.
Oh.
Hey, you ate oats.
How do you guys know about my oat madness?
So whenever I eat oats, I get really angry.
Oh.
I can't ever ever see you.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm allergic to oats and I get angry when I eat them.
Don't.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my balls.
That's kinda cool.
I'm scared to shit out of you, who did that, you're the worst.
You are, this is actual stolen valor.
You could not out home me dog, I'm sorry it's over for you, I'm a whore.
You are a home, bro.
Who are you homing?
Oh, they are so annoying.
I don't know why they are so annoying.
No!
This sucks.
Where's my bowl?
Oh, no!
Why did you go that high, man?
Oh, it was not worth it.
Why would you go that high?
Bro, what the fuck, man?
I hate you.
Can we kill him?
I hate you so much.
Goodbye, Jimmy.
I still don't know.
I don't mind.
You can do it.
What kind of place is that strip in there?
AAAAAAAAHHHHH FU-BAD!
I'm all the way at the fucking beginning.
I'm gonna fucking end it, dude.
NOOOOOO!
I'm actually gonna fucking end it.
I'm coming back!
Get away- Get away from me!
Get away from me-
Get away from me!
No, we're not!
We are not new!
No! Stop!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I was trying to be nice!
Wait, no, no wait, my balls are right here.
I'm scared of you.
I'm scared of you.
I was trying to be nice!
I'm scared of you, I'm scared of you, I'm scared of you, I'm scared of you, I'm scared of you, I'm scared of you.
Oh, that's the first time people have said that to me.
Hey everything bro!
Oh my...
Oh my...
Oh my...
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
What the fuck is that?
You have got to be fucking kidding me, bro.
I'm so happy.
No point in doing anything.
Oh come on.
Holy shit.
Don't fuck with me people!
I just wanna die!
I'm not trying to!
Don't fucking look at me!
I can't perceive you?
No!
Evil, evil, evil man.
Computer, make everyone in this lobby Catholic.
I already am Catholic.
Toa mine!
Make them even more Catholic.
Make them believe that she's so hard to hold and doing that.
I'm not from Atheist.
Nice job, Lucid.
Yo, Lucid, go follow up.
Computer, make everyone here...
Make everyone here...
Give me a hammer.
Computer, uh...
Oh, I'll be all right.
I've been Alpha, anyone here wanna be my Omega?
What the fuck?
Yeah, I'm Mega, I'm literally Mega.
How did I not, I was ahead of you.
You're making one here in Omega.
I make everyone here Omega, I just need you to be Alpha.
Oh, fuck, that's so bad.
Can you-
Oh, no!
I'm gonna-
I'm gonna literally fucking-
Bulk out the Catholic out of your system, dawg.
Bro, it's really not the end of me.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
Oh no.
What are you talking about?
Strangetank's just lining up, bro.
Strangetank's just lining up, bro.
Strangetank's just lining up, bro.
Strangetank's just lining up, bro.
No, it's perfect.
I don't think you are.
Strangetank's still lining up.
It's more of a formality.
I'm not that sorry.
I know.
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Why do you hate Latinos?
I'm sorry.
I'm an ally.
I'm sorry I was payback for last time.
I'm sorry.
Actually I'm not sorry.
oh wait fuck you man
it won't go in
oh it won't go in
I'm trying to perceive you the game just doesn't
stop looking at me dawg
mouse you got this mouse fucking mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse
mouse
bro
oh shit
oh shit
you got this stuff it's just chipping in you got this
Oh my god.
I can't take that ball.
It's probably loudly.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I like that everybody's just there at the one ball.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Boon, activate!
Boon, want to say?
Computer, activate my phone.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Are you guys?
No, I was kidding.
You're going to say no.
No, I was trying to go down.
Oh, no!
Got him!
They were supposed to be my day off by now.
Hey, you don't want to go down. That's fair. That's fair.
There's mines in the bushes.
Oh, God! Oh, God!
It's a fucking one-shot.
No!
We're just looking to get away with more of that, huh?
No!
No, Gary.
guys I'm literally
Gmar, if I ever find you near like a radioactive leg
I'm gonna throw your ass in first thing
I'm pushing you to be noble again
Thanks
I need the speed
I won't watch your skin fall off Gmar
It's gonna be fucking awful, man
Nice
That was a little castle
What the fuck
Am I in my ass?
Oh my god!
Oh, fuck, fuck!
What?
There you go.
You knocked my ball out.
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Can Peter, everyone take the S1 watch please?
No, no, God, God, please, please, bro, you're like the epitome of girl failure and I'm here
for it, darling.
I'm not a girl failure.
I am.
I am.
I gave up.
I gave up.
I gave up.
I gave up.
I gave up.
I gave up.
I gave up.
I gave up.
I gave up.
I gave up.
We don't have to do it like this.
Oh fuck, oh wait, I didn't walk in and I fucked.
Chill. Chill.
Dude, I'm gonna walk like it's a dog.
Why are you walking stand tripping?
What the dark part is coming?
Why are you tripping?
You're fine, you're fine.
I'm a whack.
I'm such a nice guy, I'm so nice.
You're so nice, man.
You're the nice guy I knew.
Why is he the freaking liar?
Dude, you're so nice, you're gonna make the darkness come out of me.
What's the dark?
The darkness is coming out.
The darkness is gonna come out.
I can only get water, I can't walk enough to get through the darkness.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
My balls!
Oh!
Oh my god!
My balls!
Oh!
Oh!
My balls!
My balls!
My balls!
My balls!
My balls!
My balls!
My balls!
My balls!
My balls!
My balls are stuck.
You bitch!
I'm slipping your leg.
Oh fuck! You fucker!
Yeah, hit him! Hit him!
You motherfucker, you're still alive!
G-Mart, you fucker!
My balls!
No!
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Fall. Fall. Fall. Fall. Fall. Fall. Fall. Fall and hold. Fall and hold. Fall and hold. Fall and hold.
No!
The darkness has been flakated, but only for a moment.
Oh my God, we did it!
I'm gonna make sure right now.
But G-Mart has hit people 30 times.
What the hell?
Cause he's evil. He has a heart.
I still think 32 is really fair of a number.
No, it's not.
A lot of that might have been rebent.
You can't really know.
What?
I'm sorry.
I'm not yelling so much.
I'm sorry.
You should yell more.
I don't think I should.
Oh, fuck.
No, it's so fun.
Oh!
Yeah.
Oh.
Guys, I'm gonna go to the gym.
You're gonna have to fight.
That's code for League of Legends ranked.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go to the gym.
You're gonna have to fight.
You're gonna have to fight.
I'm gonna fight.
Ranked
I don't know if I can trust you.
You hear that?
It's too late everyone already thinks you're a misogynist.
What do I need to do?
It's late bro.
You need to have me out.
That's how you get eggs.
Yeah but you only play League. You only play League.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Don't make me auditize. Don't make me auditize.
Yeah we met in the cobble monster room.
Oh yeah!
I'm not a lead back! Shut up! I don't want to lead!
I don't play lead! Timo plays lead more than me!
Yeah, but I don't like to deny it.
I'm not denying it, I haven't played lead.
You just said I don't play lead!
playing for honor my god hell yeah the
count on TV
I like cats he's become a variety streamer
league
whacker honor I've been a bright
yeah
oh all right grandpa it's time to hit
you said yeah you can go
I want to do these things for the game
nice hanging out
good night
it was nice
that's the last name you guys want to do
I'm gonna go play health card.
I'm gonna go play health card.
We have it all.
Oh, we're won over.
I can dip.
He's gonna play reggae.
He's gonna play reggae.
They're both going to the gym.
They're both going to the fucking gym.
We know.
this will help my iron
have you played this game?
oh wait but this is for 4 people nevermind
what game?
I posted it in the chat
it's for 4 people
I can also sit out if you guys need
I'm gonna kick your ass
okay sorry I won't play it
I don't think we want to play peek anymore, so look at our peek.
I love peek, but oh my god dude, peek was so often, you know, I can't, I can't do another
big update.
If they do another big update.
Are we going to play 7 days ever again or should I change the server?
Oh yeah.
I think just kind of said, oh yeah.
I have to re-download it on my new computer because I'm on a new computer right now.
Hey, I did an audit of the script and he played me, uh, like a week ago.
LIES!
He said it was a month ago, what a liar.
He was like one whole month it was like a week ago.
That's crazy.
The lies we tell ourselves.
I think he, oh, he lost. He probably just like deleted it from his mind
That makes a lot of sense. All these people hate me now. Thanks a lot, dude Sam. Everyone here loves you way more than me, dog
It's crazy. No, I thought they were cool. I was nice watching you. I beat you up
Fucked up by the two people in my ass
Sam, he's the same as all of us
My opinion of Sam has just been solidified as to what it really was
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, all right.
That's okay.
Oh.
You guys are cool. We're playing healthcare.
What the hell is it called?
We got it.
I'm excited.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Do you need to buy it?
Do you need to buy it?
Do you need to buy it?
Do you need to buy it?
I guess I'll see you guys in Club Cup?
Yeah.
I'll see you guys in Club Cup.
He's making a lobby.
It's not going to be me.
I'll make the lobby.
Okay, I'll go reinstall it.
Egg fucking hates me, bro.
Egg is just like that with everybody.
Egg loves me.
I think that was fun.
I think that was fun.
I like how everybody
He loves me
That was fun
That was fun
I think
Good group
We've been so mean to everyone
the lobby himself. He's just really mean and he's been really mean to me.
That's just how it is bro. Oh the the GNOME game. Wait how many players is it for
the GNOME game?
GNOME? Birkeland GNOME.
I think it's just four though.
Oh, it's five.
It's five.
It's even less.
It's five.
It's even less.
I would have played seven days if I would have had it on this computer.
I haven't been able to- I just installed Warframe into my computer yesterday.
And I had to redo all my settings, because all my settings were gone.
And I had to sit down and redo all my fucking settings all over again.
I think yeah the app data did not carry over and I my other computer is like it's
I just don't want to pull you back in
and I do like
Oh let me pull you in my old computer
and do this blablabla blabla blabla
You know what I mean?
No Thank You
No Thank You Bro
No Forking Thank You Bro
I know 7 days a day is so much fun
It's so much fun.
I remember that guy
I can't come in to our lobby. I wonder what he's up to these days. I hope he's doing good.
You said he had sad, pathetic eyes that looked like they were stinking.
I said he had pathetic eyes. I said he had sad, depressed eyes.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
He does have sad eyes.
That's real.
He does have sad eyes.
He does have sad eyes.
Oh, Kraken.
Yeah, you've got a shag here.
He has eyes of seeps.
Yeah, he's got some sadness in him.
There's sadness in that, boy.
Somewhere deep down.
There's sadness in that, boy.
That's what I'm saying.
I wasn't saying it at the roundup, Tori.
You're cool.
It's stripping.
I just think that's also one of those things.
I don't know if I got two friends with the same name.
Yeah, it's a little awkward for me to be here all the time.
Time to trim the fat, remove all your friends.
Yeah, we gotta trim the fat, man.
Yeah, trim the fat.
He's fucking...
Jay, do you have any of these dudes running around lately?
Do you have to add me on steam sometime, motherfucker?
We're his steam friends.
How do I know?
I've been on steam for over nearly five years, Bob.
And he's still happy on steam.
That's fucking crazy.
Okay, first of all, wrong. I don't think that's true, but you're right.
No, it's probably been. Check your follow thing.
Check your type and user in your chat.
Type in user in your chat. Let's hope you figure this out.
Uh, I don't know how.
You literally go to your chat and you type in user and then boom.
Uh, I don't...
You don't have the basics of your own channel.
Also, yo, how are you?
You're so loud. How are you this loud?
You can turn people down.
Oh, my bad.
Hello?
You can hit tab and click on the icons and turn people down in here.
Oh, hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, ladies.
Hey, ladies.
Guys, amazing!
Ladies!
Hey!
Guys, amazing!
Baby!
Dude, Brunei, it literally sounds like you were eating the fuck out of your microphone.
What are you doing?
I'm just putting this mic in the side of this fucking door.
Yeah, it's pretty great.
Bruh.
So, for the $100,000 baby space...
Mario!
I think you're fine. You just need to be turned down.
I don't think about that.
That's okay. I turned them down.
All the way down.
Does it... does it... does it... that's what I'm talking about.
Turn down to zero.
Yeah, all the way down to zero.
Okay.
Yeah, I taught here and now. Thank God.
Bye, on the silence.
He said I turned it down!
BODYL!
BODYL!
Open!
Very good!
I'm just feeling my soul.
Open the Kledcuff.
Yeah, I played. Wait, did you put it on easy difficulty or did you put it on hard?
So I customized my own difficulty. We're still on the medium to hard setting, but you take 10% less damage and it's easier to find bottles.
Oh, that's cool.
60%. Yeah, it's a little bit of a challenge.
We're gonna die.
We're gonna die.
We're gonna die.
We're gonna die.
Oh, heck yeah.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah.
Wait, Fushy, why are you cutting?
What?
Fushy's not hot.
You're ferocious.
You feeling me?
Yes.
Fushy is.
Whoa.
Yes.
Shit.
Hey, hey, hey, show me, stop, show me, stop, show me, stop, show me, stop.
Whoa, are you late now?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are you late now?
No, I'm not late!
I'm waiting for you!
I'm sorry, I'm not late!
I'm sorry, I'm not late!
I'm sorry, I'm not late!
Are you freaky?
Uh, I'm alone, I'm paying attention to you.
it's
what the f*** is that?
I'm going back in a box
did you see that?
hey, if the company was like 5 times harder and it had some weird content, that would be crazy
maybe, what do you mean?
and boxes
you're getting the box
yeah breaking box
hey you'll find it
hey
I got a freaking gas can
I got a freaking net pack
Oh, go the light is so good, it's really, really fucking hard and it's really, really
striking.
What's it like?
Is it like this?
Uh...
It's golden light.
Honestly, I do not know what I'd be able to describe it as.
It's like a rogue light, or a rogue light, but it's actually not, it's not even like a
rogue light.
Why did I say that?
What the hell?
What's wrong with you?
It's not even a little bit of a rogue light.
What?
Okay, so I'm just making things up.
No, it's cool, but it's like really weird, and you should probably just like look at it yourself,
because I wouldn't really be able to explain it well.
You guys wanna play Dead by Daylight?
No.
Okay, I'm gonna ask.
Why?
You like that?
I would play it, but I need-
Uh, yeah, I just need to prepare, cuz.
cause
I gave them
out
I'm doing something out of me
it's very toxic
it's a very toxic one
yeah
let me be honest
I only dreamed it once
I'll play, I'll play it one day
as long as it's not a public lobby with other people
would you, do you wanna play Overwatch then?
I'll fuck no
actually
they have a Sanrio collab so maybe
they do, it's closing so
It's a standard collab, yeah. It's big.
What the fuck?
I shouldn't leave.
There's like literally nothing else.
Kled goes hungry!
Are they not gonna come back or what?
Man, we need more gas.
We don't have gas.
Shit.
What was that?
Oh!
oh good we need gas so bad yeah that's when I didn't drink it in that wasn't a
lot it wasn't no I don't know we should leave there's nothing left
I think I'm still alive.
I found something, yes.
We got two, but lots of flesh.
Where's the blood?
I'll feed the elk here.
I got him.
I'll drop him at you again.
I've got this well. Where do I put this again? It's been a while.
Oh yes, I see.
Wait, where?
I'm down.
I want to go to the morrow ballad, put it here, not here.
Like a general ballet?
I want to go see Swan Lee.
Oh my god, I'm humping the ground.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wait, you're fucking the shit out of that!
You guys are fucking the shit out of this house!
Yeah
Crazy
Yeah, he's awfully quiet, which is strange
Oh, yeah, what do you think?
I'm gonna move to Nashville.
You should go to Nashville, you should start making music.
So good.
I'm gonna move to Nashville.
But instead.
You should become a country cover artist.
Yeah, and my first album is going to be called A Little Bit Country.
Yes! Yes!
Yes! A little bit of country, a little bit of balls on my truck, a little bit of...
A little bit of nuts on my truck.
A little bit of balls on my truck.
Is that a pickle?
Yep.
Oh, shit, bustin' it down.
Bustin' it down.
Gasoline, baby.
Bring that gasoline in.
Gasoline.
Why fear?
Oh!
No.
What's up?
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's the nature of the job.
Sometimes you're just gonna get hurt.
Bagito or Noor.
Hey, what is that?
Nothing.
I've got a little dog.
I don't know if there's a plan on the floor.
He's calling.
He's calling.
Look at this.
Stocks and diamonds.
They sold for like thirty-four months.
There's like nothing.
I feel like I could pull Vibrato.
honestly do it you can hit a little bit bro I'll go deal with tiny man on you
just a tiny man love me we can't work in there
ow
I'm not interested.
Yo, the tiny man on you.
I need to blow this up.
It's the tiny man.
There's anything in any of these.
Oh.
Hey, I didn't like it when I fed it the rat.
Oh, I hated it.
It didn't like it.
I fed it a rat. That was me. It was because I exploded.
She exploded me.
She didn't like it.
I did wrong
I really am.
Hotcoated.
Where were you?
Where were you?
Where were you?
Where were you?
Where were you?
Where were you?
Where were you?
Where were you?
What's going on?
I feel like this is stupid.
You smart.
Hi guys, let's go.
Oh, wait, Megga!
Wait, no!
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Why would you do that?
It was me, it was me, it was me!
It was me, Megga, I'm sorry!
Megga, I'm sorry!
I just said let's go, I just...
I just hit the button!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I farted and everyone makes fun of me
and one of my friends died.
This is horrible.
I got her back, I got her back.
Oh god, god.
Fuck, I'm so sorry.
Where's your helmet?
You're a fucking...
You're a child, bro.
Uh oh.
Run!
Run!
You don't even deserve to be on the document.
That's crazy.
Oh.
Is this the whole floor?
Yeah, it's just a small one.
Is everybody on this time?
Yeah.
Wait, how'd you hide again?
Never, never, never!
We're all alone now.
I'm trying to count.
I was lying for attention.
Thanks!
Why would you lie to me?
For attention.
I'm so golden.
I'm stupid.
Yeah, you're still off, friend.
Oh.
Uh...
It looks happening.
I don't think I want to go in there.
Yeah, that's fine.
Especially in climates like this.
What is this?
You're gonna see it.
What?
What do you see?
Oh my god.
I'm not here.
Oh my god.
I'm not here.
Oh.
Oh my god.
I'm not here.
Oh my god.
I'm not here.
Oh my god.
where it's gonna hit. It can hit in the elevator, by the way.
That's awesome. Oh my god.
We're gonna be walking in. Whoa.
We're missing one.
Get over here, son of a bitch!
I can't move so bad that I'm gonna get him back!
that's the beautiful song this is what i do when i freak out
goodbye hey junie what?
okay
why do you keep so striking here?
We have to get out of here, we're all going to die.
We lost Egg, we're going from here.
Well everybody's alive now again.
No no, Egg just died.
Oh no, Eggie.
I need someone to come with me I'll hug you
But I need someone to carry some stuff
Oh!
Come here.
Get over here!
Get over here!
How hard is it?
It was a dark and stormy night.
We got it! We got it! Go man! What's the hold up?
We have to go! Hurry!
Hurry! We have to go!
We are going to die!
It's dead! They're dead!
Oh!
We're still alive.
We have to go hurry, hurry.
It was working, it was working.
It was a round trip.
I only got one ticket and I was almost there.
That's because I picked up everything else.
I can't know what was there.
That's because I picked up everything else. There was four things in there.
Can I get down for a little bit? Do you need to make some distance?
How deep are we going?
We're going deep. How much further do we have left?
Quite a bit.
Get ready.
Water!
Oh, I don't like this.
Oh, that's a water level.
Oh!
Guys?
Yeah?
I saw someone run over there.
Who?
I don't- I don't-
Watch out, there's land mines in the water.
There's land mines in the water.
You
Come back here
They can still burn me even though we're in the water
Hello. Hey, the little guys are running around.
They're nice.
Oh, you're shooting right there. Okay, I'll help.
What the hell?
What happened?
We have to take a splash.
We have to take a splash.
What?
The worms!
The worms!
The worms!
The worms!
Help!
The worms!
Ah!
The worms are back.
Monster me!
Yum!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
They're coming!
In the back!
Ready?
Okay.
We should probably go.
Who are we missing?
I have two people I won't be leaving.
Yeah, I know, they died in front of me.
Okay.
You guys were so close.
I'm gonna do an NTL.
I kinda got a tap out.
I had a collab before this one and I just realized I'm really tired.
You're tired?
Okay, I understand.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just really tired.
And I won't deny this another one I won't deny for.
I love you bro.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm not a one night war
I love you bro
I love you too
I love you bro
Here
Wait wait wait
Walk over
Walk over
Yes!
Oh that's, I love it when you do that
Oh!
Yes, the Austin is an Austin you love you
Uh oh
Oh, does this mean it's past?
I need a heal, so bad.
I can't get him, I don't know where it's on.
Sorry, did the boon die?
I'm sorry.
Oh god, I need to heal so bad.
I can't get him, I don't know why it's not...
Gotta feed the elevator.
Feed the elevator.
This elevator kinda has like, ergo scores, kinda like nothing fucking matters.
Oh, got extra slot.
Oh.
What?
I don't want to touch that again.
I don't know what that does.
That's the fart thing.
Right, this is literally the best user of the entity right now.
Yeah, this is a...
What?
Oh, what the fuck?
It was an illusion.
Oh my god.
Something to titillate this sense.
We need fuel, so bad.
Oh, oops.
Uh, hey, what's happening?
Stop.
Do I have hate?
I'm a fool.
Yeah, that's fine.
I
See someone scary
To move oh my god, oh god scary scary person
He's gonna kill us
We got to get out of here
I'm still
He's coming back
Where's the beer machine? Oh, it's probably in the other direction. Oh my god
Jump as you guys!
Uh, what?
The second life?
What the fuck?
Oh my god. Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh no, we don't even have fuel. What are we gonna do?
This is bad.
guys?
what the hell?
why?
we can't go in there
we don't have fuel
oh fine
oh god
nice face of shit
gave me a lab mind as a gift
That might have been a gift.
You found?
Did you find it?
I found something. Not a lot. It was really tiny.
I didn't find anything.
Oh, where?
This way.
Down there.
Oh, yeah.
I found it.
Don't worry.
Oh god, we're back to the thing!
Upstairs!
Uh-huh.
Oh my god, I knew I was gonna do that.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh my god, I knew it was gonna be there.
Stupid, oh I...
Mom lost.
I feel...
This way.
Oh fuck!
I didn't know that there was any kill there!
Oh, there he is!
Mouse died!
Mouse, no!
Don't take their arm. I've got their arm.
Oh, fuck man. I didn't know that she was going to kill me.
There's just mouse and stand.
I'm dead.
Hello?
Hey.
Okay.
Everyone's back, mouse just died.
I've got mouse's arm.
He was a well.
As long as we have an arm.
This is mouse's arm.
Oh my arm.
They died a lot of time ago.
And I know how to curb the behavior.
Okay, maybe.
So it's like, cut a part.
And what are you doing?
What are you doing?
That's a dog!
What is that?
What is that?
I'm super cringe.
Let's just get out of here.
You don't have a therapy brain in the first place.
What is that?
I do, I do!
What is that?
I even need to be the same dog.
I don't...
What does that do for you?
He has a fair feeling.
I might actually end up working for my brother at some point, but I won't.
What?
I'm alive!
You're back! Thank you, thank you!
I'm sorry you died.
You're okay.
You were expecting me, were you?
Yes.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
Oh my god, I'm gonna live.
Oh wait, actually, egg, take this too.
A bottle.
Take that.
Take that.
Drink that, drink that.
Get in the freaking elevator.
I hope you never be my therapist.
I'd be a terrible therapist.
I think you'd be an okay therapist, but you'd be an okay therapist for only certain types
of people.
Like bedrooms?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or VTubers.
No.
Nothing on this floor.
A VTuber therapist?
I'm such a good listener.
People tell me that all the time.
Okay.
You good to go?
Okay buddy, okay.
Okay buddy, okay.
That's cool.
Only for girls, don't keep them in your car, you can't.
That sounds about right.
Okay, careful.
What's that noise?
Uh-oh.
Why are you doing that?
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
I heard a bell.
Oh, I did hear it.
You're all flat in my face.
Oh.
I don't have good a headache.
Oh.
What's going on?
Oh.
I don't know.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, dude.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
I'm back.
I quit.
Oh, I've got an extra spot.
Ow!
Oh.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
There's always toilet paper in here.
Careful of the mine, Agatheon.
Mine, mine, mine, mine!
Huh.
We should have just got out of here.
I've never seen that before.
Hey, I'm thinking climb. I think we're good.
Yeah, but how do we get out of here?
Oh my god, that's the thing that we've been trying to in here. How do we get in there?
We need to explode it.
Break the wall.
There's nothing to explode.
Bang, explode yourself. Go.
I can't do it.
I'm on SSRIs. I can't explode anymore.
I don't know which way we're gonna go oh we got to get out we got to get out we
We gotta get out, we gotta get out, we gotta get out, it's bad, it's bad.
Uh oh.
Oh, bad.
I don't know!
Oh, it's just fleshy, it's just fleshy!
God damn it!
God damn it!
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Just like...
Press the button!
Oh, we all died.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my god, it's so unfortunate
Oh, there he is.
Is this like, Vito Company?
And!
Ooh!
It's like...
Yeah!
Bro, that was rough.
Break it down.
Oh
That's actually like impressive like I can't I I don't think I could do that in real life
That'd be like a lot of work. It's interesting being a dude must be fucking awful like the stamina that you have to do for sure
That's what I was like!
Look at where you like, 260 pounds?
I can do like maybe like 50 of those, maybe.
Maybe?
Oh yeah?
Like 100.
That's pretty talented.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey guys, let's get in the club cut.
Is there anything you guys want to invite before we go?
No, I'm scared.
I'll stop doing weird floor humps.
Why?
You keep like, when you use the elevator, you constantly just do one floor at a time.
You just pursue like four or five.
I might come inside the elevator.
All the floors.
No, you're not.
Yes.
Every time you stop at the elevator and use resource, you have to get the floor 30 as fast as you can.
While also getting resources.
Yeah, but you could also repair the elevator.
Yeah, you could just fix it.
That's true.
Dumbass.
Dumbass.
I could punch you in the balls.
Stop.
Sorry.
Leave your marsupial belt alone, dude.
to twist your nipple off.
OK, then.
I think your nuts were on top of your gut.
Oh, I'm just running.
Crazy.
It's OK.
OK, I'll punch this one there.
Go, I ran it.
It's OK.
Choy. What is that? Oh, ow. Exploding. Get away from me.
for me
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
It was a ride
What does this mean? Coffee bean?
I'm not sure if I can get to the bottom of this.
Okay, I'll just try to make noise and endow it to the top.
Oh, uh oh, what is this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is there any better if I tell really fast like this?
Yes, friend.
Okay, cool.
Sick, awesome.
Cappotario
I drank the coffee
But I don't know what it is
What's going on?
Those bees!
I was trying to repair this and then I dropped my wrench and now it's gone.
Yes, I'm a lot of fuel. Life is good.
Done.
Oh, oh my god, did you find it?
I lost my wrench, but I think, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I found it here you go. Oops. Oh, you can have it if you want
In the in the in the collect car
Okay, oh
Oh, that's the
Thunder wrench
Sorry
I was hoping to punch home.
Why? Look at this little run I found.
Oh.
Feed it to the plecta.
Feed it to the plecta. Feed it to the plecta.
Lord, there already has 50% chance to spawn in Art Room, which has a lot of supplies.
Me when I spawn the plecta?
You'll never find the plecta.
I could find the plecta.
Yeah, where's me guy?
I don't know.
Mega!
You'll never find a black cup!
I'll find it! Mega!
Shit. Yeah.
God damn.
Yeah!
I'm gonna go to the buster.
Okay.
We're gonna die.
We're gonna die.
I gotta go to the boster.
Okay.
We're gonna die.
We're gonna die.
The ticking clock really makes it feel like I'm just kind of waiting to clock out right now.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like...
We're not hurry.
I don't know.
Yeah, where the heck did he go?
I just like nothing else.
I have no clue where he could have gone.
Come back! We're leaving!
Come on!
Oh my god, this motherfucker.
We should just leave.
I found two rats.
Instead of throwing it on the floor, feed it to the damn elevator!
I think it's hungry right now. Don't overfeed it. We'll get mad.
I'll get mad.
I'll save a little bit first.
Oh my god.
What?
Ow!
What was that?
Was that the one?
Don't step on the landmine.
Ow!
Ow!
Don't step on these ones.
There's another one over here if you want to get it.
Ahhhh!
I can't get it.
And it's working.
Sorry.
It happens.
Oh my god, there's fall damage.
Ow.
Shit.
There's fall damage.
There's damage when I fall flat on my face.
Mouse!
Yeah?
I found a rat that smokes doigts.
Found a what?
A rat that smokes doigts.
Yeah?
Yeah, clear.
And what are you gonna do about it?
Nothing. Here, pick them up.
Don't get away, he's smoking a joint!
Chad, look! Pick him up!
What the?
Where'd he go?
Don't get away, he's a special rat, he's smoking rat joint, rat...
Get him!
I don't know how to get him, how do I...
Don't kill him, don't just leave him, just leave him on him!
I got him, I got him, I got him.
He's smoking a joint, look at him!
My God, he is, look at him.
I don't know, I don't fucking know what he does look special.
I've never seen a rat smoke a drink like that before.
Who was that famous rat that died recently?
Don't you know who the fuck his name is?
What?
There's a famous rat that existed.
Famous rat?
Yeah, he looked like a forest.
What? What is he talking about?
How do I get out of here?
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
I don't know. I'm just saying shit.
How do I get out of here?
I don't want to live here.
No, no, no, I don't want to live here.
Hey, hey, hey, it's nothing bad.
Look, we got rat.
Rat?
It could be worse.
We could not have rat.
Did you just eat it?
No, he's literally still in my hand.
Kill him.
problem what's your problem you're you're sick oh you're sick in the mind you're sick cycle
what no
i'm gonna go to my guys come on that's sick cycle that's sick zygote yeah zygote
I don't know.
Let's see what it is.
What's up?
He's smoking a joint.
What do we do with him?
It's a rat.
I don't know.
I don't know. I could kill him.
What's the point?
No!
They've hurt his balls.
He just wanted to smoke his joint.
We have so much food.
Does anybody want to smoke a weed?
Oh no.
You can have it.
No, no.
Just me?
Okay.
Lookin' Boombie is sociable.
I'll take it.
And an impact.
I don't know.
Alright, alright, alright.
Here's my-
I didn't say I was a sociopath.
What the fuck?
Here?
Alright, let's get out of here.
Wait, what was that?
Groooool!
What the fuck?
What's that?
What's that?
Grooooooo!
I'm like, I'm so fucking freaking fucking sorry.
I need to park all the way.
Back to normal.
I'm gonna have a go to a cool force.
What happened?
What's wrong?
There are bad people up there.
I got guns.
Oh no, they got guns. I don't have guns.
I got guns.
I don't have a gun either.
I don't have a gun.
Oh
Whoa
What the fuck was this thing in there?
It doesn't even...
It doesn't even do anything!
I
So you don't drop the soul
Why oh god he's coming
Well, thank goodness.
Who's not bad?
Everyone's.
It's a party.
What's wrong with the song?
Hello?
It's broken.
Well, that sucks.
Is it pressing?
I like the radio.
It's supposed to be poppin' circumstance!
Alright, turn it off.
No, just one person dead.
What the fuck?
Everything alright?
Do you want to see my glowing pickle?
Yeah.
Whoa.
So bright.
Impressive.
It's very impressive.
I also had a hand cuffed boon and I don't know how to fix it.
Oh it'll get on hand cuffed eventually.
Okay, I just ran away.
It doesn't last forever.
I think we have a solution.
Okay, fine.
And I found another ground, do you want it?
Sure.
Here you go.
I'll take it.
I never say, oh, I can't pick it up.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, why can't we pick it up?
Why- why it broke?
Oh, I guess it's broken when you throw it on the floor.
Fuck.
And I'm such a stupid fucking chug.
My fucking pickle.
God damn it.
I got a lot of meat for the elevator though.
That's good.
Oh.
He's gone.
Did we just like shoot through the door?
I guess so.
Stomps my pickle into the fucking ground.
He really disappeared.
What?
How did I miss that?
What happened?
What was that?
What happened?
Just you.
Who?
What happened?
That looked like Boon just fucking blew up into the floor.
That just happened.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Did he get hit in the head?
What the fuck?
The Fleshy's still alive, so she could probably find a way back.
Fleshy, come back to us.
I'll die.
I'll die.
Fleshy.
I'll die.
I'll die.
I'll die.
I'll die.
I'll die.
I'll die.
I'll die.
I'll die.
Oh my goodness.
Fushy.
Fushy.
Fushy.
We saw. We saw. We saw.
I'm dying.
I feel so bad.
I also have like one health.
God.
Wait, do we have any-
Oh God.
Good morning. Good morning.
I'm sorry, baby.
You're whispering.
Do you guys hear the sounds of the forest whispering to you?
Yeah.
Yeah, I hear all my bitches whispering.
I'm not feeling this floor though.
Who is that?
Did you leave the lobby open?
Yeah, you can just join if they have a password.
Oh, you put a password to it?
just join if they have a password oh you put a password to it yeah yeah I wouldn't
know it's not gonna be like last time okay okay I guess I guess fake people came
yeah yeah yeah yeah what if they're not fake what if they're real what if they
aren't real I'm afraid no cuz if they would pop up on this it would pop up on
this is that is it one in or missing one yeah we gotta go we gotta go the floor
is evil are we leaving yeah let's see or low key you joined who are these
They're just fake enemies.
Stupid pooper.
Is there one here?
Hit that big.
Hit that big.
I'll hit it alright.
Maybe I want to talk to stupid pooper.
Yeah, I want to talk to stupid pooper.
Come on, stupid pooper.
I have sticks inventory.
It's inventory soft now.
Ow!
I got three bags in a row.
Help! Help! Help! Help!
What am I? I'll boot up!
Oh, human leg.
I'm away! I'm back!
Backing up! Stop backing up!
Well, I can't, I got nowhere else to go.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to blow them up before they kill us.
Okay, hold on.
You see the mine they're back, they'll pull up.
Ah!
Sorry.
Get back up and don't pile up guys, don't pile up.
They're gonna pile up, so that way if we die, we all die at once.
I'll take care of it, I'll take care of it.
You'll be careful.
get your balls
my balls I don't have room for my balls
I'll hold them I'll hold your balls
Hey, I'll be right back. Hang on, yeah.
Oh, there's double fire! There's a fire!
That's a lot of holes!
I'm hitting them. Let's go take some time.
First thing next to a book is candy.
Wow!
Ow! Here we go! What the fuck?
Why are they so mean?
Careful.
We could be friends.
We could be friends, bro.
Bro, uh-oh, I'll let you.
I will save your life.
You can't waste any meat.
I guess, I guess we have to waste me.
I'll be back.
Uh...
Ooh!
That's pretty cool.
I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this, and I got this.
How come you just don't share stuff?
I just found all this stuff here.
Oh, of course you give me the trash can because I'm garbage.
It's a gun.
Here, here's some tea.
What's that?
Does that make you feel better? It's tea.
Here, here's some more.
Inventory Po!
Here, take this.
here take this is he hungry oh this will feed him likes it he likes it
eat him the flesh oh he's almost full he hates this fight eat him the flesh no
There we go.
Don't feed him anymore.
Hey guys!
He's going to head back to the elevator!
This is us.
Start the elevator.
Oh my god, what the fuck happened?
We gotta bring them back.
Oh, here she comes.
Watch out before she eats you up.
Oh, here she comes.
I
Do we stay here
He'll get bring him back to life first
Everybody back in the elevator
No
Mega
Come on, we're leaving I
Mean we could get the stuff okay, we can okay. We got to be fast to the fire is
The fire is spreading.
Okay, never mind. I changed my mind. I wanna go. I wanna go.
Hey, we're back in the elevator. This is where fucking sucks.
Is everyone in?
Yeah.
Who's eyeball is this?
Someone's got an eyeball.
Can you see it?
I don't see it.
Whoa.
Did you see it?
Huh?
What is this?
Whoa, where is this?
I found a door!
It doesn't even go anywhere!
Whoa, I found a backpack slide!
What the fuck is this?
Is this a reference?
I don't think there's anything.
I think this is literally just an empty hole.
There's nothing.
You're lying. You didn't say anything.
Not really a lot here, but I did find this rake.
Rake?
Yeah.
It's also poisonous.
Poison rake?
Yeah.
What is this?
I love this. I'm not barred to death.
Well we're gonna freaking hurry.
Yeah guys be fast on this floor.
We're all fire extinguishers we can break.
Oh, yeah.
Uh-oh.
Never mind.
There you go.
Get it up.
Now we can throw out the fire.
You didn't even do anything?
I'm not even sure what you're going to explore.
You can break open and then stick up.
I think I know one of them.
Thank you.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
I
Balls in here
Yeah, let's go.
What?
Get out of here.
Hey, happy!
Man, this place is weird.
Oh!
Oh!
Yo, I thought I was just speaking.
What would you guys do if someone, like,
took Kirby and hit him in the head with a branch?
I think you'd probably be fine.
Probably be fine?
Yeah, I think you'd probably be fine.
It would be fine.
Probably would be fine.
What the fuck was that?
Kirby is a god?
That's what everybody says.
He's slurping and gorping in the water.
OH GOD HE HATES IT, HE HATES IT!
OH FUCK HE DIDN'T LIKE IT.
He didn't like it, he didn't like it.
Go back to the elevator.
I am drunk.
So, how do you know?
Yeah.
I'm really drunk.
How drunk is really drunk?
How many fingers am I holding up?
Oh.
One.
Oh, yeah, you're drunk.
I'm not holding up any.
One.
One, bro.
One.
Oh.
One.
Oh.
What the fuck?
I'm crazy with this.
Oh my god.
Hello?
Say that for Ari.
I'm gonna save it for Ari.
I'm gonna save for Candy.
I'm sorry!
What'd you do?
Oh, I thought I whipped you, but I guess not.
I found this whip.
See?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh god the worms are coming back.
I bought another sound.
The worms are coming back.
The worms!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
oh I know oh I know what you meant mouse now mouse oh whoa I can't see
anything
hey guys let's get out of here I brought back like 10 items
Good job.
I got his res juice as well.
Nice.
This is good news.
Yeah, I'm gonna put the exact amount of it before.
Oh, it feeds the elevator when you give me...
Okay, we can't do that.
So I guess I'll just carry it.
Yeah.
Hmm...
Oh my gosh.
Tram, yam, yam, yam, yam, yam, yam.
Hold up.
And...
What the fuck?
Nice.
We're getting view-botted.
That's gross.
Whoever's doing that, you're a fucking loser, and you're wasting your money.
Hey, another eye.
Hmm?
Yuppa!
Yippee!
You're a fucking loser, and you're wasting your fucking money.
Wait, wait, wait, careful, careful, careful, careful.
What, what, what, what's wrong with him?
He's got a knife. He's got a knife and he's crazy
Holy shit, I thought I could kill him with a whip, but um, guess not
How do you do for you little lady?
uh a lot of time
i got exploded
it's okay it's not helped most of the time when people do this it's malicious because
they want to try to get you banned for view budding but that's fine because I'm notifying
Uh, my Twitch manager right now, so it's fine.
It's okay!
It's okay, guys. We're gonna be okay.
The elevator's here.
So, one...
...wasting money for no reason.
The game is based on that infinite use of your building, right?
Maybe.
Bro, anybody who does that, you can tell they've never struggled in their life to find food.
Just to waste money on something stupid like that?
That's so dumb.
Alright, one care in the world.
Oh
Hello
Hey, clickers going a clickers yay. Goodbye
You see
Okay loser bro.
Ah! Oh shit! I found it!
I found the red with the...
Is this the same red?
Oh no it's not. I thought it was the red with the...
The red with the joint?
Yeah he's not.
The red with the thigh right here.
The normal ass red.
I just... oh my god.
I just fucking squeezed that rat to death.
Here.
Well, I'll squeeze this one.
Huh?
Here, rat squeezer, squeeze that one.
Watch this.
You're sick.
Okay, squeeze this one.
I found a pickle.
It makes no fuck that noise every time we squeeze the rat.
I don't know if we should be doing it.
I don't think it sounds...
We have too much weight.
wait really what's who's too fat I think it's me it's me oh you're not yeah I
think I picked up everything get in get in get in get in get in
Clank has gone Galactic Republic won over Confederacy of independent systems
We're still too fat.
We have four kilos over.
What are you bled on you, Will?
Nine kilos over, thirteen kilos over.
Okay, now we're a lot less, like seven.
Yeah, I just took stuff out of the cletka.
Is there any more?
Just put your hands in the cletka.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
um what's your full fiat?
it's like it's me
no no no no no
roll that shit out bro
don't stop the way out
if you love something let it go
i don't
i don't know what these things are
oh these balls
these are very good
these upgrade
these upgrade your weapons
help
can you back off on me?
help
what the fuck
okay
me and at sea
What are you holding? What do you got? What do you got on me?
Can you shoot me with that? Oh, I'll drink the rest of this live beer really quick. Don't do that. It's okay
What is the pickle do you? Oh, it's a light. Okay. Get back in here get back in here. I think we might be good away
Okay, okay, all right, let's go
Geez
Now we're seven over how it makes no sense. I have an egg on back the stuff
All right, I got this stuff. Oh wait, do we need to get shit out of here? I'm so sorry
You don't need like me. We don't need me. Oh
I'll use this
We need it.
Are we good now?
Oh, I'm going to have to drop my bolt splitter.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's a good gun though.
Keep it, keep it, keep it.
We'll be fine.
Still overweight?
We should...
We need to upgrade the fuel tank so we're not overweight.
We need to drop one more thing.
I'm going to a train.
I'm going to a train.
Thank you ladies, thanks for everything.
No, we can't drop these.
The ball roll the balls are good all their point through my weapon now. We're good now. I threw my weapon away
Which weapon was it so so yeah
Man, it's all I had
This elevator can't handle all these
Yeah, we should probably
I'm upgrading her weight, I'm upgrading her weight, hold on how much is up here, bye.
Ten kilos!
Yippee!
Whoa, uh, whoa.
Looks like a battle arena.
This is what Mouse's room looks like to her.
Yup, that's true.
This is why it takes her so long to get to the bathroom.
She's like, she's so long, is that my stream?
all the walk the edge of the seat to go use the bathroom it's crazy also i
increased our weight capacity and i'm gonna give us a haystack here so we move
faster oh my god that's so handy i didn't know you could do that
we do need to set hidden floors down faster soon
all right all right we good uh yeah thank you okay i think i am okay
yum yum yum what's up
I'm gonna stop there, don't do any...
It's a pig!
What are you guys, doing?
What, but really, a chocolate cat boy?
He was very good.
What are you saying?
What the fuck are you watching?
Whatever he said!
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
I just saw my head in the U.T.S.
AHHHHHHH!
I was scared!
I went out of the ramp!
I got you!
Put this guy!
Wait, is that what you're speaking into a fan right now?
What the fuck?
It is!
Why is it doing that?
Is there nothing in this room?
There's still stuff down below!
I
Guys the girls are fighting the girls are fighting the girls are fighting
I won't shoot standing in front of the shoot and I didn't have to do
Like nothing ever fucking happened.
Okay, okay.
Oh my god!
Loves?
Oh my god!
Loves?
Loves?
Loves?
Loves?
Loves?
Loves?
Loves?
Loves?
Loves?
Loves?
Brune? I think he died.
I'm going to check.
Nope, he's not dead.
Oh, he's alive?
I think he's alive.
That's Brune.
Yeah?
Oh, we're going to shoot Brune?
There's a guy over here.
There's a guy over here.
What? Nothing?
Oh, what kind of guy?
Show me.
In here.
In there?
Where'd he get it?
I'm ready to go. Hang on. He was real, I promise.
Are you sure he was real?
Dude, hand it to God.
Are you sure?
Is that him?
Oh, there he is.
Oh, careful with this guy.
We gotta get out of here. Run. Run, run, run.
He handcuffs you.
And he comes and does his shit.
I did?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's dead.
I didn't.
Put your fucking motor's ass down.
Oh.
I'm shocked.
Deadass bitch.
Ow.
Break him, break him.
Beat him, beat him, beat him.
What does this do?
Lord knows!
What anything does anymore.
I have 40 bottles.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Yeah, this one has almost shit on it.
Yeah, whenever they get these big hallways and shit with cells, I feel like there's
There's a whole bunch of blood coming out of this.
There's one down here, and there's another one.
There's got a shit line on it.
I don't know what that means.
I think that a text.
Oh, he's texting me.
If we beat this door down.
Oh, it's gonna hurt us if we try.
Do I get there? Can I get there? I think I'll survive.
shot it watch there we know is there actually there's actually nothing
that's good holy shit oh shit the worms the worms the worms we gotta go do you
remember how to get out of here
Oh my god, I fucking juked it!
Holy shit!
Why can't I hear Boon?
Christ.
Is Boon talking?
He's talking.
It was for Trimax and Mike, but I think he broke it instead.
That's broken.
shit's broken
fuck bro
your mic's not working
i don't think you want to step on that
i was considering it
i was stepping on it
Yeah.
It's a fire!
That's not me! Kill him!
Oh, fuck!
Uh-oh.
Oh, shit, he's gonna kill me.
Help!
Is everybody dead?
I'm stuck in a pipe. I'm stuck in a pipe.
I can't do anything about this guy.
Aw, man.
Ah, shucks.
All right.
All right.
I got a fucking blown up and like thrown into a pipe. I couldn't move.
Yeah, that guy like came in. Hello?
Well, your work's over.
I was editing my microphone. What happened in there?
Evil. Evil happened.
Everyone died.
That's the worst.
I had 10 inventory slots. It was crazy.
Man, that was nuts.
So you guys want a Kledka more or you guys Kledka it out or are you ready for more Kledka?
I'm chill either way.
I'm chillin.
Okay.
I'm dying.
I'm gonna keep it a buck.
I'm gonna keep it $5,000 with you guys.
I'm barely functioning as a human right now.
Okay, so I think you should go to bed.
Yeah.
Damn, okay.
Right.
I think I get it.
Yes.
It's fine.
Of Kledka.
Thanks for hosting.
Thanks for making it.
I feel like all playing the game first it's like fucking going through a marathon. It's
Bye forever
I feel like unless you like literally put it on easy there's just no way at least right
now at least until I figure out what the fuck to do you know what I mean shit you know
We didn't even find them, we didn't even find the monster, we didn't even get to the boss.
We didn't even get to the boss bro.
Yeah, I just want to figure out how the fuck do you get to the fucking car section?
Like, what the fuck is that?
I wanna know where it's at.
Where is it? How do we get it?
How do we find the fucking cars?
Where the fuck are all the damn cars, bro?
There's only Boston Note...
In this version?
Cars...
Well, y'all know what time it is.
I don't know what time it is. It's time.
I don't know what time it is.
I don't know what time it is.
It's way long enough. It's time.
It's time.
It's time.
It's time to keep on going.
And to get back to our life, you made it just in time for Walking Dead, yes, you did.
You did.
You did make it just in time for the Walking Dead, which by the way, oh my god, we're on
season two.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Why not show up?
Here it is.
Finish it off.
How much time is there left on Season 2? I don't know, wait, which chapter are we on? Shit!
Which chapter are we even on?
1-4 now?
Hrrrr!
Is there- is it 5 chapters 2?
Can we get a recap?
Yes, we are gonna get a recap. There will be a recap.
Oh my man.
Good cause I need a recap too.
Oh my god.
This whole like arcing this fucking place with carver I can't bro.
I can't with this motherfuck-
Yeah, we're going on easy street now.
I regret what I did.
I can't even take care of myself.
How am I supposed to raise a child?
Well, you better hurry up and find out.
I wasn't truthful when I came across y'all at the lodge.
Now folks are dead and I can't help but feel I'm dead.
I'm tired of the big gay muleals
Go on you don't need to see this I'm not going anywhere. Oh
Shit. That's right! We made her watch! Oh, shit!
Oh, yeah! We cut off her arm! Oh my god, I forgot about that!
We chopped her arm off.
I
Listen, I was trying to save her life. Oh, yeah, we did we love Carlos
Serena!
I won't let you die!
We have to move! It's too many!
Come on, babe!
Oh my god!
Does she get bit again or no? I can't tell. Fuck, bro. Serena, why are you gonna be like that?
Shit! She's gonna die anyway, fuck.
That'll be like five times, man.
Man.
He's dead, man.
He's all alone!
She was bit. I had to do it.
I fucking dare you, Clementine!
This isn't gonna go like this.
Kenny! I won't be left alone again.
Aw, man, he hates me.
We're gonna get out of this.
Kenny!
The shit with these fuckers are saying you're gonna be fine.
She's going turd. Can't save her.
Please, Kenny.
No, no, no.
Kenny, open your fucking eyes, bro!
He's gonna charge, man!
You got it!
My god, he's gonna hate my guts.
He hates me, but I don't give a fuck.
I don't know if I should ask her or not.
Shit, dude.
I just feel like if I don't do it, he's not gonna do it, because he never learned how
How to do it? Because Lee killed Duck.
Have you seen Razor New Cinnamon Row keyboard mouse headphones?
No, not yet, but I'm gonna after this is over.
Let go!
No! No!
No!
What the fuck did you do?
Did that save your life?
Why? Why?
She's going to suffer now.
We have to go.
Fucking kid!
Damn!
She's going to get it! There it is, man!
Go on your head, Clementine!
Let him remember that, bro. I tried to save you, bro. I tried.
That's okay. We don't fuckin' need cameras.
AHHHHHH!
God, he hates our goats now, bro. Fuck! He hates us!
He hates us because we tell the truth!
He hates us for making us food, bro!
I'm going after Sarah!
At the end of the day, it's just us, girl.
I was prepared to feel!
I wasn't prepared to feel!
Papa, shut up bro!
I
Play
Remember your training
At least she saved us bro
I'm glad you're here.
She's gonna have a baby.
I can watch each other's back.
Are you okay to keep moving?
Maybe they've been left somewhere. Do you see any weapons?
Uh... anything?
I know a drill. There.
Yeah, this is not a good place to have a baby.
Jane!
Oh my god, we found her too! Girl power!
Girl power! Girl power! It's a girly palm!
We can't come together like this. It's better if we're spread out.
And to live we're fine.
No! You don't understand!
I'll stay close and watch out for Rebecca.
Your choice.
She has a baby, guys.
She's a baby and she just, she can't handle it bro, she can't handle it.
We'll have to push through that cluster of walkers.
That's too heavy.
We'll make a cow catcher.
Just, what do we need?
Okay, just tell me what to do.
She came back first! She came back first! That's good!
Wait, what?
Oh.
Oh, I didn't know what to do. I was like waiting for you.
Don't fall behind.
Wow, what a beautiful smile.
I'm locking in, I'm locking in, I'm locking in, bro.
I'm locking in, I'm locking in, I'm locking in, bro.
Let's go.
GIRL! Let's go!
I mean, he was gonna hate us anyway.
Like, if we would've...
She was gonna die anyway, bro. She got big.
I tried to save her by chopping off her arm.
It's not my fault she panicked.
It's just bullshit, bro.
Is everything all right no, I'm not right
You're gonna have a baby once we get with the others
Luke Sarah Kenny
What if they aren't there
If they aren't nothing we can do about it don't even say things like that fine
Sorry
Jesus, I don't even know if we're safe. What if the herd is still following us?
It's been quiet, but who knows
We'll watch out for each other so long as we keep up a good pace. I know I know just I'm going as fast as I can
I know I know your peppermint. It's okay. I
Know your peppermint. It's fine. I should feel glad that we escaped, but I just can't stop thinking about the others
It was stupid what was escaping look. I know we all agreed to use the herd to get out
But maybe we should have been more patient come up with something better
It worked if you can call that working we could have I don't know Jane saved us
I don't know how we would have gotten out without you. You don't give yourself enough credit
I'm just saying that if I hadn't panicked things might have turned out better
He complimented us!
Of course! We panicked! We were scared!
The plan was good. The execution was the messy part.
That sounds an awful lot like you're saying it was their fault.
What? No. No, that's not what I'm saying.
Just...
Uh-oh. She gon' have a baby!
Hit that baby in there!
I'll stop. I'm sorry. I don't want to slow us down.
Can I just have a minute?
Uh-oh. That baby's coming.
Yeah. Take a minute. Thank you.
That baby's coming! It's a coming!
Alvin was supposed to be here for this.
It's okay.
Is Alvin...
He's dead is what he is.
Thanks to that fucking bad man back there.
Jane, do you know anything about...
No. I don't.
Uh-oh.
That's okay. Women have been having babies for centuries.
You don't know what to do.
What are you going to do with it?
What do you mean by that?
Uh, sorry.
Uh, just...
I can't conversation.
Bulp?
It was nothing.
No. What do you mean by that?
Deal with what?
My baby?
I'm just looking at the worst case scenario.
You and Clem won't be able to raise a baby by yourselves.
Not out here.
I just mean it's going to need food.
And, you know...
We can't abandon it.
We can't abandon it.
Oh, that's how it's said!
STOP FIGHTING! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE GIRLY PUPS!
Don't.
You don't have the right.
Jane.
Oh no.
Shit, I didn't mean it.
Shit.
She didn't mean it.
Right?
Oh, damn it.
Oh, I swear to God, bro.
These ladies.
Ladies, you gotta calm down.
Please.
We can't just sit here doing nothing.
I know I know they'll be here soon. Holy shit
It had been so long. We were starting to worry no one else would make it. Well, oh my god
Now hopefully we can
He wants to kill me
It was scary.
Always does this shit. He does this all the time.
I've been nervous to even go near him.
What? He thinks he's gonna shoot you?
The way he is right now? I don't know. Maybe. He's not acting rationally.
He's just... he's not thinking straight.
I should go talk to him. This is my fault.
Hey, you did what you thought was right. That's all anyone can do in that situation.
But all this motherfucker, dude.
Sorry to... wherever you are, please forgive me.
I can't be alone again.
Oh my god, is he gonna shoot us?
Hi, Kenny.
You think I don't know what y'all are whispering about over there?
Oh my god.
What's wrong with Kenny?
Why's Kenny acting that way? Do you think Kenny's okay?
It's all I hear from anyone anymore.
Kenny, I'm so sorry about Sarita.
Sorry, huh?
Yes.
Well, that's nice of ya. Seeing as this was your fault in the first place.
Being angry won't help anything.
No.
Because it sure as hell helping me how I was helping you bro. I'll be a dick I
Tried to save her just make because you're a little girl
You can just get people killed and no one will care that because you're sorry it'll all magically go away
My god, how it works
Now for the last time, just get the fuck out of here and leave me alone.
I'm going crazy just sitting here not doing anything.
Just give it time Mike, it's still early.
Clem, how'd it go?
Pretty bad.
It went pretty bad.
I don't have a plan.
Mike.
Honey.
They ain't gonna pull.
You can't just keep sitting around waiting.
Things are difficult enough right now and soon you'll have a baby on your hands too.
What?
I know you're pretending to be consi-
Should we-
Should we look for him or should we keep on moving?
I don't think-
I feel bad because like I actually like-
The other guy, I actually like Luke.
So I kinda wanna go looking for him but at the same time I feel like we should just keep
on-
Okay
That's true. He came looking for me. So why not? Why can't I go looking for him? You know, thank you?
Besides, I don't want to be around Kenny fuck that guy
Listen Rebecca if anything goes wrong here, you got something to protect yourself
I've got this you don't think I'd need to I don't know but you better keep that call
Do you know how to use it? Come on climb, but she know how to fucking use it, bro
I don't know if I'm gonna get it.
Needs time as whole families as-
So is- So is- So is-
I'm sure this is all I know finding your friends.
That's a shot in the dark.
I don't know about that, and you shouldn't give up before you've even looked.
Okay, but I wanted to talk to you away from them.
Oh shit, okay.
You wouldn't have made it this far if you weren't smart, but I still...
I just gotta warn you.
What?
That group is cracking. I've seen it before, and well, a lot of times, it's better to be on your own.
I know you see what I'm talking about you don't want to be here when they start
turning on each other you know bad stuff happens to you when you're alone too
but your odds are better there's nobody to watch your back and when something
does happen there's nobody there to help you how much help is Kenny gonna be what
he's going through he's more of a liability than anything
I see them go through other...
...missions.
I see.
No, of course, nobody.
I'm just trying to give you the tools you need to make it if you want to like your jacket. It looks warm
But a walker will bite right through that
But my jacket is ugly! I want it to be bitched!
I'm just kidding
You coulda
What?
What happened to your sister?
What? What happened to your sister?
Seems we always want to talk about the end, don't we?
You know, being a big sister is... well, it's funny.
It is?
It's really easy to be mean.
Oh?
You know,
hide-or-toys,
make fun of her bad haircut,
give her the bad haircut, on purpose.
I mean, I did put the gum there.
I figured I should get it out.
is that really what it's like having a sister no no it's not all bad what what
could I do thought I was her best friend I couldn't go unpunished what every
summer we go to this amusement park in Virginia but the best part wasn't the
rides what was it it was that nobody knew us there and I'd pretend we weren't
sisters just friends all right jackpot well what's the jackpot but these walkers
got some good stuff
Why?
That's why I'm trying to save you.
Shouldn't we be looking for Luke and Sarah?
In a situation like this, you gotta ask yourself.
Would they risk themselves for you?
Maybe.
You never gonna have to worry about as it is.
Besides, we don't know where they are.
Luke went off to try to save Sarah.
I'm sure you try to save me too.
OK.
Okay, but first I want to show you something and it might help find your friends. These are fresh walkers
Take a look
Walkers are a waste of time. They're holding credit cards and best old pagers
But these ones weren't walkers all that long ago. They were survivors. They might have useful stuff
Okay, well, that's useful information for me to know
That one's not coming back. See what else he's got. I'll check this one
I'm running down the wire, I'm running down.
Hold on to him.
Emma's getting hard to come by and things aren't going to get better.
And dusky!
Find anything?
Driver's licenses.
Two of them.
Well, I guess some people just can't leave the past behind.
Next one?
We're gonna find Eugene, he can make ammo!
Smart haircut.
Thanks.
So, has your crew always been so dysfunctional?
You fit in there, but you weren't like them.
It makes me wonder.
I've actually only been with them a little while.
Don't know what it was like before I got there, but Kenny was different. I know that
That's it
No, it wasn't Kenny was not different Kenny was a fucking thing great sharp and a blade strike a flint
Jamie always had one in her purse. She's talking about hand when I went reaching in
You'll never be too sure with these things.
Here, give me a hand.
Right.
Have a look.
These glasses, they're Sarah's.
Looks like your friend didn't make it.
You don't know that?
All we know is that she was here.
It could be a good sign.
Don't go getting your hopes up.
Well...
Look, Clem, I know what you want me to say.
Let a little bit of sunshine.
Cheryl!
Oh, shit!
Shit!
Okay, come on. We gotta find a way in.
Looks like there's an opening over there.
We found them!
Look, we're gonna go do this, but it might not turn out the way you want it to.
Are you prepared for what you might find in there?
Yes.
If they're in there, they're in trouble.
And we can't wait until I'm ready.
Okay then.
Brave Clementine!
You get stuck pretty easily.
It's gonna get you killed.
Here, use this.
Brave Clementine! Brave Clementine!
Very effective.
We can do this.
She's so brave!
They don't sound too good.
Clock is ticking.
I'm ready.
I know you are.
We need to get a better look.
How about you get the close one and I'll help the funds to get the other?
Go for it.
Yeah, let's go.
Nice. Nice work. You know what you're doing. Now watch this.
Got a nice little addition to your arsenal.
Nice!
Take out the knees first.
Then put a knife in the back of its head when it's down.
More!
Alright, let's get a look at what we've got on deck.
It's gonna take some work to get over there.
I'm gonna go get a knife.
I'm gonna go get a knife.
It's gonna take some work to get over there.
There's too many.
We're not getting in while we're still hanging out over there.
Maybe we can get them to move.
Ah, I see.
Like this.
Uh-oh.
Let go!
Get him!
Get that walker!
You did the neat thing. Nice trick, huh?
What can I do, sir?
That's a lot of walkers and worked up about something and what gets the interest of the
debt people?
How do we get in?
If we can make enough noise on this side, we can lower those walkers over here.
Oh, we might just be able to go through that other trailer and get your friends.
What do you think of that?
I mean, I'm just making it up as I go along.
I was like, I'm glad.
I'm with you good
What's gonna grab their attention
Yeah, it does look pretty strong
Should I bail on TV or turn on the hunk of horn
That's the truck.
Damn it, how do you...
That's good, but we need to keep it going somehow.
Hey!
Damn it, help dude, I'm alive!
Let's find a way to keep it on.
There should be a fuck up, bro.
What are you thinking?
If we lean him on the horn, he'll keep honking and draw the walkers.
Just like moths to a flame.
Give me a hand.
Hey!
Die on the horn!
It's working!
Run!
Come on!
Perfection!
Come on!
Oh no!
Crap, we gotta move it!
What's locked?
Then try something else.
Uh...
Hey!
Are you guys in there?
Don't think that's getting through to them.
I'll hold them off!
Just get us in there!
Uh...
Hurry!
Yeah!
I
Yeah
Hey, I'm just oh hurry hurry
Sure, please who's out there Luke
Clem oh, thank God. I can't believe you found us
Uh oh, did he get bit?
When I heard y'all banging through the door.
Luke, are you alright?
I'm uh, I'm walking.
Can't do much else though.
Sarah, she's another story.
Oh no, did he get bit?
I don't know what to do about her.
What's the matter?
She got bit, didn't she?
You gotta help.
Oh.
I just started running through the woods like a maniac, I chased her for I don't know how long, and then she saw this mobile home made of beeline and...
Aw man.
I'm just glad y'all are here.
We're not out of the woods yet.
What are we gonna do about her?
We gotta do something.
Maybe she'll listen to me.
Maybe.
Listen, I uh...
Okay, we need to hurry the fuck up.
Look at this place open pretty soon.
We can't stay-
Yeah, let's take you to the find me if there's something new!
We gotta hurry the poke up. No. Oh
Sarah it's me
Hi
Aw.
No!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, sorry, sorry!
I know how you feel right now.
It's one of the worst feelings in the world.
Ever since...
The walkers, so many people I know have died.
People I love.
And for stupid reasons.
We have to solve it.
What? What about the Skylight?
Oh, we got.
Clem, there's no time!
Clem.
When everything started, I met my friend Lee.
He tried to help me find my parents.
He protected me more than anyone else in my whole life.
He died to keep me safe.
I was so scared.
Oh, Mr. Cry?
Aww.
It worked!
It worked! It worked! Let's fucking go! It worked!
Yeah!
We did it!
We gotta go!
Get out of the skylight! Now!
Come on, I'll boost you.
What's going on back there?
My ribs. We're gonna need something to stand on.
Luke, get over here. Help me hold this.
Clem, see what you can find.
Um, can we use this?
It's not big enough.
Basically there.
the fridge forget it that thing ain't budging find something else oh no yeah
Yeah, that would work.
Oh shit.
Okay, ready?
On three. One, two, three!
Oh my god, this is so...
Left! Come help her! Upjain!
Okay, go! Go!
Keep pushing! Go!
Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
We can do this! We can do this!
Oh my god, I have to take my meds. Hold on.
Oh, I have to take my meds. Like, now. I have to. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the pause. I'm sorry for the pause. I gotta take my meds.
It's okay. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. See ya chat. What? You're leaving me
alone with those zombies. What's wrong with you? What the heck is wrong with you?
This is a tiny break, bro!
Oh, no!
Rescue to take meds!
Bro, if I was in this zombie apocalypse, I would fucking die, bro.
And a person who's immunocompromised survived?
No!
No! I would fucking die!
Do you think it was on the apocalypse a woman's period would disappear?
Cause I have a lot of questions.
Not this again?
I'm just saying the high intensity stress might make your period disappear.
I'm just saying I just feel like I feel like you your body could probably go
through a lot of stress and you probably might not have your period I didn't have
my period for a long time I had my period for years for years I tell you for
years
do you know how dangerous it is to have a your period in the zombie apocalypse
The zombies can smell the menstruation!
They can smell the menstruation!
You'll smell it! You'll be a zombie bait! Every month!
Luke, you first. We need you up top.
Yeah, you can't do shit, bro.
Oh, shit.
Okay, come on!
Clem!
Sarah!
We have to go!
Are you listening?
You can do this!
I can't do it!
Now, Clementine!
If she doesn't want to go, you can't make her!
Don't let her take you down, too.
Not again.
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
Daddy!
Don't make me leave you!
Come on!
Dying like this is stupid!
You can't save her, Clem!
Don't make me leave you!
Don't make me leave you!
Come on!
Dying like this is stupid!
You can't save her, Clem. We have to go.
Believe me, I know about this.
Hurry up!
Oh, shit.
Oh, no! Are we gonna have to slap this girl? Fuck!
I don't wanna leave her, guys!
I don't wanna slap her. No, that goes in- Oh, God.
I don't want to slap her. I don't want to slap her. I really don't.
But I don't want her to die.
I feel like Klen would try everything in her power to make her go.
I
Can't believe I did that
We gotta go
Is it bad that I'm crying because I feel bad?
oh my god I just I can't put my hands on anybody I can't I could never do
that to anybody I think we both die
I just I can't I can't ever do that. I can't
Holy shit
I feel I feel bad I slept I've slept the virtual girl
I feel so bad, I feel so bad, I feel so bad.
I feel so bad, holy shit.
At least she's in her... Yeah, but it's like she's gonna slap our dad.
I slapped her.
Okay.
Look, I hate to ask this, but...
Are we there yet?
We're not far.
But couldn't we have...
Look, Sara. You can get through this. We both will.
But I'm not okay. Just try okay to not be okay
She just needs a little time Clem leave her be for a bit
It's okay to not be okay. I don't know about this
The way she is she's gonna cause problems
What happened in there? When we went in there, you were ready to help, but then something changed.
Look, I just... I'd seen that kind of thing before. I just didn't want to stick around for the bitter end.
Sorry, I... I don't mean to sound harsh.
It's okay, I get it. Things aren't always simple.
And just because you got her out of there today doesn't mean you saved her. Trust me.
I tried to save Jamie too, but she gave up
Yeah, you can't stop somebody from giving up if they want to give up
I just, I can't believe it
Seriously, you guys said go, I was the first one up on the group
The guy had already made up my mind
Luke, you can't let it eat away at you
Well, I can't forget it.
have what she wanted and I left her there. Oh my god. Jumped to the next building over
by myself. You left your sister? Jane, I'm really sorry.
Amber, let's fuck her up. Killed me for a long time. Our own sleep here?
I finally realized that I'd put her on a forced march through hell, but all she really wanted
was for me to let her go. Sarah was that way too.
Jane no regard for her own safety or ours Sarah and Jamie aren't the same person. We don't know she'll end up like that
Come on, let's get back to your friends. She's right there. She's right behind us
I don't know what would have happened.
Sarah, how you doing, hun?
Oh my God, she's shaking, look at her.
you shaking look at her that's okay sweetie whenever you're ready just glad
you're here
oh is that baby coming soon baby coming the baby coming just help me walk around
a bit I'll fill you in yeah yeah okay hey Clem could you come over here with
me for a minute he's in it we're gonna do eat me I ain't gonna sugarcoat this
Yes, that baby's coming even faster than Rebecca's letting on, but I was hoping you might know,
does Luke know anything about babies?
Has he, I don't know, mentioned Carlos teaching him anything?
Just in case?
I know, I don't think so.
She a bro.
I was afraid of that.
I don't know anything, Mike, sure as hell doesn't, I don't even know how to ask Jane.
And that just leaves.
Annie!
Kenny, he went in there if he left. He said he needed a minute by himself. I haven't seen him since.
I don't think he's doing well.
I've seen him like this before.
That's why I was thinking you could talk to him.
There's no talking to the fan.
Someone he knows well. You might be able to get through to him.
I wasn't asking to do it.
He hates me.
Why?
She's only 11 years old and everybody's asking her to do all this shit that an 11 year old shouldn't do!
Leave her alone! Let her be 11!
Uh-oh.
I don't know if he's going to kill me, he's going to KILL ME!
I wanted to check on you.
Make sure you're okay.
You know what it feels like to get beaten almost to death.
Peaceful.
feels peaceful. It was like I was floating away, watching the whole thing happen to me.
And then I woke up again, and nothing's changed. I'm still taking a beating every day.
Duck. Gotcha. Cerita. No peace. No rest. The punches just keep coming.
Why the hell could Carver just finish me off? Obviously, I ain't helping anyone by being
here.
That's not true. You help me all the time. I need you.
I've seen you take care of yourself with all the many three adults put together, but uh, thanks for saying that oh
Kenny
Now I don't worry yourself about this. It's nothing
Hadn't killed me yet. Anyway
It looks like it must hurt
Are they oh my god, I thought they were gonna show it to us
What I think it does the baby's coming
Guess he's not that angry at me anymore. We should see what's going on
The body is coming the body is coming. Are you okay? How does it feel?
It feels wet. That's how it feels her water broke on Rebecca's water broke
Oh, Christ.
We should...
I don't know what we should do.
Oh, fuck.
And that means the baby's coming, right?
Kenny, thank God.
I think the baby's coming.
What do we do?
Uh-oh.
All right, all right.
Give me a second.
No, wake him, Rebecca, triple like this.
He's right.
She's gonna make a lot of noise.
They'll be able to smell her, too.
Now you got no choice but to lock down the door.
Everything what should we do first Kenny?
Kenny come on you gotta focus
Right right sorry clean water for one thing in blankets
And we gotta get out of this damn good deliver this baby
It's time chat it's time
How to deliver this baby museum seems like it could be a good start I'll go good idea Mike
I think you could go with her sure thing. I'll check the bill. We have to go back. You've got to deliver this baby
It's your responsibility
And I will check the perimeter for walkers
Sarah Sarah
You just stay here with Rebecca and Kenny, okay?
Clem I
Know it must have been hard, but thank you for talking to Kenny
I'd love for you to give me and Mac a hand looking at the museum, but I was thinking what how do we know Janie
Just gonna take off. Maybe you should go with her make sure she comes back. What do you mean by that?
You know she doesn't seem to like being around people much and she volunteered to head off awful fast. I guess it could be nothing I
Trust Jane. Yeah, I mean I would have never met
Uh-oh.
Shit. Who do we go with, chat? Do we go check on Jane? Do we check on Sarah? Do we go with...
With... with, uh, Bonnie? What do we do? What do we do, Brad?
What do we do? What do we do, Brev?
And we do a poll?
Can you eat cocoa?
I think the options was go check on Sarah.
Sarah, go with Jane, or go with Mike and Bonnie.
His name is Mike, right?
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
Start with Sarah- Oh, we can do all three?
Can we?
I feel like I want to be there for Sarah.
I feel like she really needs me.
Let's do Sarah first.
I feel like Sarah's right.
Go talk to Sarah.
Sarah! It's me, your buddy!
Of course not. Luke tried really hard to get you to come with him. How come you didn't
leave me? I will never leave you. Because we're friends. I could never be that good
of a friend. Aw. I just want my dad. Well your dad's dead. When he gets here we should
oh
oh no
I don't think he's gonna be alright
Oh, I tried.
That's all that matters, I guess.
Oh, that girl's gonna die, isn't she?
Give her to a...
She does kind of remind me, like, season...
Which does kind of remind me like Beth, but Beth's like, I feel like Beth like woke the fuck up.
Oh hey.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just a lot's happened today.
And I don't know if...
Hmm?
Well, it's sometimes good to have someone watching your back.
The machine is brad.
So, come on, partner. Let's go check out that deck. I like the height.
Dick.
Partner?
Don't let it get to your head. Let's go.
Aw.
I hope this place is what we're looking for God knows we could use a break
Seems dangerous
Check this out, the state's still locked, which means that hopefully no one's gotten to whatever
was locked in there in the first place.
Who knows what could be in there.
Do you think you can pick the lock?
I should be able to figure something out.
Maybe this'll work.
Yeah, maybe she can have the baby in there.
My whole hostility is not overrated.
You know, uh, it wouldn't hurt to try a heavier hand at this thing.
See if you can find something bigger.
You might need to bust the mechanism.
Bust the what? What the what the what?
The what the what the what?
I hope we find something good in there.
Well, not impossible, but don't count on it.
Yeah, I want to use the fucking cannon.
This thing still works?
Check the muzzle, Napoleon.
The who?
They fill him with cement, so they're safe.
What if a tiny zombie comes out?
Ooh, telescope.
I guess it's broken.
You gotta put money in it, right?
Is that how that works?
You put money in it?
You put in a money?
You put in a money?
War never changes.
What's everything a trash can zombie and not even trash? Oh
Abraham Lincoln
No man, there's nothing here
Battle of Parker's run
Ow! Shit!
You okay?
Yeah. I think I almost had it.
Keep looking.
Looking for what?
There's some buildings across the river.
I think I can see a church.
The nearest river crossing is miles up.
Rebecca wouldn't make it in her condition.
Who is that Jane there's someone coming toward us
Shit shit shit
And who knows if he has friends nearby I don't like having some strangers sneaking around so can we fight him could be too risky
I didn't get a good look at him
But we should scope him out and see what he's up to look like a man or stranger sneaking around so close to the others
I've got enough on our plates with a baby coming.
Last thing we need is someone telling their friends about the new easy targets in the neighborhood.
Maybe I can try talking to him.
Good call.
Shh! Hide now!
Whoa! His leg!
His brace!
I just want to talk to you.
What are you doing here?
I
Not gonna shoot this game
Are we're going to go? I don't want to shoot. I
Don't want to shoot anyone Jane. He has a gun
Back up. Yeah put the bag down
Oh, Clint make sure he doesn't have any other weapons in there
What's in the bag, bro? Is it a zombie head? Are you crazy?
No, I have no more guns! I swear to you!
Anything?
It has exposed needles!
That's a serious stash of meds.
No, no, no, no, no. Take whatever you want, but don't take the medicine. It's for my sister.
My older sister, she's sick. The pain makes her cry, and that makes those things come. Please.
Is it just you and your sister?
No. I have many friends in the woods.
Sister or not, we could really use that stuff.
No, you are not nice people. You have already left me defenseless, and now you take my sister's medicine?
You're very...
Hey! We've got people who are suffering.
Who need this medicine?
Luke's still a wreck after Carver's.
Kenny's a mess.
Rebecca's in pain.
Look at all of it!
Clementine, we need that stuff!
People are suffering just as much as yours!
You are not special!
Clementine? Yes?
You must...
I can't.
You're not taking them.
I'm not robbing anybody.
Just let him go.
Oh, thank you, Clementine. Thank you.
I can't, bro. I can't steal it from him.
Look at his leg.
Oh, what are you doing? You didn't have to do this. Just let me go.
Jane, don't do it.
Don't you ever come around here again.
I don't care if you do have some sick sister, the next time I see you, you won't just be walking away.
Go.
Wait, he's going back where he came from?
Can't believe I've gotten into this mess.
Frightening some stupid kid.
I thought we were just going to talk to him.
I needed to make sure he didn't come back here again.
Damn girl, chill out.
Go get the others.
I'm going to get this place opened.
Then we need to get moved in ASAP.
Damn girl, that was rough.
weakness I'm not gonna steal do you see how scared that kid was I'm gonna steal
from him it was terrified you saw how much you shaking holding that damn gun
clam clam hey any luck with that observation deck I was just checking
over by the watch it's too much walking dead I don't guess there'd be much but
Jane seems pretty resourceful.
Jane and I were trying to open the gift shop and a stranger showed up.
We have to be on alert.
Shit, this is the last thing we need right now.
What happened?
Jane took his gun and scared him off.
Well, I'm glad you're okay.
Is Jane still up there now?
Yeah, she's trying to get the gift shop open.
You know I can't figure her out.
She's just trying to survive.
She's just trying to survive, bro.
Oh my god, can we all just...
He's had to take more than he can handle you're wrong. Can he stronger than anyone? He tries to protect us. I
don't know
I used to think that I think he's all the whore the reason why I haven't I didn't choose he's broken cuz I know she's gonna
Be like you're right. He's broken. He blah blah blah, but it's like it's more like okay. Yeah, he's broken
But at least he's trying. You know what I mean
You can you can be broken and still try at the same time
Murder friend, murder carver, not just killing, but...
...Clemmie didn't even blink.
What would you have done if it was you?
Well, I don't know. Really, I don't. I just think... less.
I need to tell the others about the deck.
Yeah, good. I will, uh, I'll see you back there.
Bye.
Who'll graduate first, Kenny or Grandpa? Oh, shit.
Now, shit.
I'm not supposed to be in labor yet, Kenny.
What if something's wrong?
Nothing's wrong. Babies know how to be born.
Yeah, babies know how to be born.
Clementine.
What'd you find?
The building around back has an observation deck.
Somewhere the baby will be safer?
It's coming so much faster than I thought.
There's a room up there that might be good for when Rebecca has the baby.
Jane's trying to get it open.
Sounds good.
As soon as Mike and Bonnie are back, we'll go.
Hey, Clem.
We missed going with Mike and Bonnie, I guess.
Oh well.
I wonder what I missed by not going with them. Probably nothing good.
Glad you made it back safe.
How are you feeling?
I'm scared. And it hurts.
I wish Alvin was here.
Well, Alvin's dead.
Alvin would be really proud of you right now.
You think so?
I hope you're right.
I know it's a waste of time, but I can't stop thinking about things I should have said
to him.
Things I should have talked to him about.
How am I ever going to do this without him?
You're going to be a good mom.
sure have come a long way since we first met home yeah you hate my good kid
coming time I'm glad you'll be there to watch out for this baby excuse me oh
oh shit what did you say this we ain't seen my mother and I'm not saying I
don't trust him but I'd appreciate it if you went and checked up on him oh now
It's time for me to check up on him.
I'm on it!
Are you okay, Kenny?
Sure. Why wouldn't I be?
Oh, shit.
Hey, well...
Glad you got over... whatever happened.
How are you feeling, Rebecca?
I knew it was gonna hurt, but I didn't think it would hurt like this.
well you're pushing out a human being push out a human being it's gonna hook
pushing out a human being tiny little beam hey Sarah
Oh my god.
I don't think this building is safer than out here.
Observation deck.
This looks like where we are right now.
Who else?
Anywhere?
if Mike and Bonnie have found anything at the museum.
Battlefields worse?
fuckers running in the middle of the mill
1.2 miles after walk 1.2 miles
Holy shit!
I walked that far by myself? She's 11 years old!
Hey, Clem.
I thought you went with Jane. She didn't take off, did she?
Take off? Why do you think she'd take off?
We found a place for Rebecca to have the baby. An observation deck with a gift shop.
it's way up high and pretty safe from the wind oh that's great just give me
like 10 more minutes to search around he doesn't want to go back empty hand it
but I just want to help thanks keep one eye on the woods while we're in here I
don't want nothing sneaking up on us I want to decide you want the other deal
well those big-ass balls Jane said these don't work anymore now they're just
Michelle, be handy though.
Also really loud.
Yeah, point.
My big balls swinging everywhere.
My big ass balls.
Seven ears, huh?
Looking for a keychain with your name on it?
No. Why would I want a keychain?
I don't even have any keys.
Ah, good point.
Aw.
I want to still- I want to still take you one.
I want to still take you one.
You think maybe they say that stuff about water and blankets just to get people out of the way?
Oh, you don't know what the hell you're talking about.
And you didn't have to come with me.
No, I wanted to.
Never mind.
Empty.
And the water's dried up.
No water.
No water for me.
I sure hope we can find something to take back.
Me too.
I can't believe Rebecca's about to have a baby. Kind of blows your mind, doesn't it?
I guess. I can't believe babies are babies.
Can't believe babies are babies. Can't believe a baby.
There sure been some animals through here. Watch where you're set.
Baby's a real... real baby's?
Any luck?
No, not so much. Unless you want some blood glass.
Do you see anything good?
Not so far, but let's give the place a good going over.
Find anything yet?
Not really.
I too was a baby once.
Hey, look at this, an old coat.
Nice, good find, Clem. You should hang on to that.
It's gonna get a lot colder before it starts getting warmer.
Kenny said we need blankets. It's not really a blanket, but...
But it should do the trick. Good call. I guess you've already got that old coat I gave you I
Feel so bad about everything that happened. Yeah, you said you're mad
Not that I blame you if you did I
Haven't always used the best judgment. It seems like you're with us now. That's what matters most
Bonnie will remember that I'm found a jacket
That's great, but uh, isn't Grey the, you know, uh...
Oh. Oh, God.
We got Rebecca in a Confederate coat.
AHHHHHH!
I didn't even think about that.
Guess it's better than nothing, though.
Oh, God, it's the only fabric we have!
What are we gonna do?!
Oh, Jesus!
I tell ya, I sure don't like being near a graveyard with the world the way it is now.
I didn't even realize!
You're in a graveyard all the time.
Yeah, true enough.
Yeah, we just like rip it up and it's just like...
Rayler gray fabric.
It'll make Kenny work, I swear to God.
Yay!
Nothing but junk in there.
What if there's a tiny zombie in there?
A tiny little zombie.
That's true, Lee would have loved this place.
I
Over here did they not stop to open that themselves? I was on that open it
Are you kidding water bottled and clean? That's just what we need
It's locked you want to kick it down that make an awful lot of noise
Yeah, maybe I'm like a look somebody was small enough. They could maybe squeeze through that gap there
I could try to pry it open some more, but I don't know
All right, I'll blow it. I'll blow it. All right. I'll go. Thanks, Glenn
Just open the door from the other side. Michael. She's a living you know, it's not be bit heavy for you
I'm stuck. Okay, maybe I push from
Oh, shit.
That's not gonna kill the zombie.
We made so much noise.
Well, that happened.
I'm so sorry about that Clementine. We should have been more careful.
My balls.
I'll keep checking the other room.
What other room?
Oh my god, these motherfuckers, bro. I swear to god, I have to do all the freakin' work I'm only 11 years old.
Hey, I got this.
Hey, big strong man.
That looks pretty heavy.
That's all right. I know it looks like a lot, but we could all go through this pretty quick
Car was crazy. At least his shelves were always full. We'll make a plan. Everyone will have enough. I hope so
That baby's gonna be hard on everyone, especially Rebecca and between you and me
She's not looking too good. Hey guys
What'd you find? Come on, stay close. More balls
I just walked on in like it owned the place figure it'd make a nice meal what we can eat raccoon
Not like I mean just that I'd be really happy to eat that raccoon. I'm starving
A long way with Rebecca
What if he has right
Over here
Oh, oh, shit! Shoot! Dang it!
No, don't. Not with the walkers out there.
It has babies. He's gonna eat the shit out of that family.
I'm even hungrier than I was before.
Oh no, he's gonna eat the whole family!
How did I get to a place where I'm sad I'm not eating raccoon?
Well, I'm sort of glad it got away. It had a family.
Yeah, me too.
Come on, let's just get this back to Rebecca and the others.
Mommy, hurry to raccoons!
Whoa, whoa, it got very quiet all the same, what the fuck?
You're telling me your arms ain't tired?
No, I can do this all day
Breathe like I told you
Shit walkers
I figured that close without anyone seeing him!
Hell's loop!
Kenny, we've gotta do something!
You just keep that baby safe.
Kenny?
We can't stay here!
Come in time!
Where's the place you and Jane found?
I'll show you!
Good. Someone help me up.
Oh, God!
Uh-oh. Uh...
Mike help Kenny, Mike get the water, Mike save Sarah, whoo!
Uh, uh, oh no, oh god, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
Uh...
Uh...
Can you do all three?
I don't think we can do all three, guys.
Mike is just one man.
Oh
Water landscape
I think he needs to help Kenny, bro.
Save Pete?
Oh, guys, I think Pete is dead.
I'm between Kenny and Sarah.
Not your track walker, I'm sorry bro.
I
Water
Gotta get out of here Mike help Kenny
Sarah get going
Fuck the water! What the fuck?
Jesus.
Climb, I- I don't think he's okay. He's losing it.
I mean, that- that isn't what he's doing to protect us.
Sure.
I have lost your steam!
It's fine.
Fine!
Kenny!
Come on man, let's go!
We don't need the fucking water!
We got our saliva!
I was about as human as I felt in a long time, I almost forgot we're-
Clemeton!
Ah!
Jesus, Clem!
Ohhhhhhhh!
What?!
What the fuck is happening?!
Guys?
AHHHHHH!
What?
What the fuck is happening?
Hmm?
Guys?
Are we making more babies up in here?
What the fuck is going on?
Are more babies being made today?
Really totally fucked.
Ain't no way.
What's going on?
Well, uh, I mean...
Let's get you comfortable.
What the fuck are you two doing up here?
Kenny, what's going on?
They were fucking...
I don't know how many walkers out there,
which you were supposed to be keeping an eye out for.
Hey, hold on a second.
Just tell me what's going on.
What's going on is you're a reckless fucking moron.
I'm reckless.
You know you got a hot nerve, Kenny.
Rebecca's having the baby.
having the baby sorry right over here they're coming at the stairs here we
should you want to help get out there and keep the walkers office I'll do this
and here before they can't rush us on the stairs shoot them before they get to
it what do I do whatever you can click I'll kill walkers I'll help pull them
Go. I've got Rebecca.
Here they come!
They can't let them up here.
They can't let them up here.
Die! Die! Die!
Well...
There are too many of them.
Shit! Keep shooting! They are not getting up here!
Uh-oh.
Move the cannon!
Help us!
We can block the gate with this.
I'll help, I'll come.
Together, ready?
Ah!
Ah, shit!
What the fuck is going on out there?
Oh
I
Man I there's just no way we couldn't have said your bro. Is it that's it?
There was no way
I bet there's just no way how what I mean like guys to hope Sarah and then what?
Well there wait even safer could we have saved her can we even have saved her?
Go leave it and save their balls!
We'll never know.
I just like...
I just feel like there's no way we could have saved her.
Even if I would have been like, guys, what?
Okay, here's the problem. The reason why I didn't do that was because if...
You made the rational voice?
I just feel like...
So can't reincarnate as the baby?
What the fuck?
I mean, even like a tent thing, like, could we-
I've never gotten her up here.
I know, but I wish it could be different.
Of course.
Well, at least we know they're not going to get to us.
Oh, shit.
They're climbing up.
What?
They're going to make it up here.
Fuck!
Does this shit ever end?
We need to break the rest of the deck.
She's right.
She's right.
Drop the whole deck.
What the fuck are you fucking crazy?
Carol, we gotta do that.
I don't know, just look around.
We gotta drop the vicks!
This ain't working.
Um...
Oh.
I'm gonna work. It's too thick.
What about this?
Look!
That'll work! We busted out the whole thing from there!
Who's me?
They're getting closer! Clements out!
Move it! I'm going! I'm going! I'm going!
I'm loving ears old!
He's a loving ear old! He's a loving ear old!
Alright, put something in her mouth so she doesn't scream.
Oh.
Oh, baby!
Ohhhh...
Oh! Oh, baby!
Baby! Yay!
Oh my god, I thought I was gonna have to cry again. Shit.
Yay, baby!
Now, put that baby on the mom's teddy.
Put that baby on your teddy, lady.
Hey, Clementine.
Hey.
How's he doing?
He's perfect.
Who's the perfect little man?
Who's the most perfect little man in the whole world?
He looks like Alvin.
You think so?
Definitely.
Aw.
Thank you.
Uh-oh.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I just wish I could get more.
Clem, why don't you give her that coat we found?
Sorry, he knows. Not the color.
You really think I care about that?
Do you want to hold him?
She looks rough.
Could I?
Of course. Your family.
Oh my god, wait. She looks rough, bro.
What's going on? Is she gonna die?
Oh no.
Is she gonna die?
There you go, you're a natural.
Look at you, like a big sister.
Here, let me take him. You both should rest, especially you.
When's the last time you slept Kenny?
About two years ago. I'm fine.
Well, somebody's gotta watch you while mama gets your beauty sleep.
He sniffed the baby!
You never get that smell.
The new baby smell!
He's smelling that new baby smell!
The new baby smell!
Everybody smells the new babies. Everybody smells that new baby smell.
Oh, she's a baby.
Where are you going?
What about Luke?
What about him?
Aren't you guys...
Look, Luke's a nice guy, but it's not like that.
And it can't ever be like that.
Why not?
It could if you wanted it to.
That's it then
You know Jamie Sarah I'm not gonna stick around and
What should happen to you too
You know the score
But I thought you believed in me I do
But give it enough time and everyone's luck runs out
Well, not mine anytime soon
Listen, when the shit hits the fan, cause it always does, remember that you can make
it on your own.
It's not an option for everyone.
If you can start hitting south, don't let them drag you down with them.
You don't owe them anything.
But make you feel like you do.
Like it's all one happy family.
Oh and push comes to shove.
I owe these people everything.
They've kept me safe.
Looked out for me.
I wouldn't be here without them.
I can't keep you safe forever.
No one is safe forever.
It's true.
You take care of yourself. I mean, uh...
Here.
Damn, lucky nail file.
Thanks.
Yeah.
I, uh...
I gotta go.
Bye bye, bye Jane, I hope I get to see you again sometime one day, when?
I
You'd be asleep by now. You okay?
No, I guess we all got stuff on our minds
Temperatures dropping low on food. I think we got to stay put for a while
You know for Rebecca and the baby, so I'm thinking as soon as you get
Oh, no, I should go explore see if we could find some place to scavenge
Oh
Jane left for good what when just now we had
Anything about leaving to me. What the fuck? Oh
Damn it should never put my penis in
God dang me.
Hey, keep it down.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Just...
Jane's gone, really?
Luke?
Of all the childish bullshithoutish?
God damn it, can't you just lay off?
No, you put our lives at this baby's life at risk so you two can roll around like fucking teenagers.
Look, I made a mistake, alright?
No, it's not alright.
You guys are both acting like jerks.
All you guys do is fight.
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
I never told you.
But you know what, Jane?
She made an offer.
And, Jesus Christ, I needed it, okay?
I mean, look around you.
Okay?
Everything is shit.
So forgive me for wanting to enjoy one moment of something else.
Fine.
But this baby, he's what matters now, got it?
So get your shit done.
Holy!
Where's my baby?
Is everything all right?
Everything is fine.
Holy shit.
We made an offer, and it was we're going there!
Bro, she looks gross.
And there we get our boat! Yeah!
Oh my god, is this knowing?
I should have said we should have kept on going but I just thought she just seemed sick I don't know
sorry okay that's it's gonna be all right hey wait what about there oh she did
We're going to get the book out of here.
Oh my god, is she gonna die?
Okay, he's gonna take the babies in the name of Duck 2.
Duck 2!
Mark and orders!
You gotta lighten up, okay?
You're pushing them too hard.
I'm just doing what has to be done, like always.
You're not helping anything by arguing.
Well, don't forget you agreed with me about wait-and-leave camp until today.
Well, can we like...
Oh, sicko!
The baby!
The baby!
Sicko's baby!
Sicko's baby!
Sicko's baby!
Sicko's baby!
That's a baby!
Rebecca, let me take the baby.
Someone else hold the baby!
He's okay
You rest for a minute. I'll wash back off Kenny. She said she doesn't want you to take the baby. Don't be weird about it
Okay, I ain't being weird about it. Yeah, you kind of have me Kenny knows what he's doing
That's not the part I was concerned about oh
Shit
Who is that?
Oh shit, is it Arvo?
Arvo? Jane and I met him on the observation deck before everyone else came.
That's the guy? You know this son of a bitch? Well, what's he want?
He doesn't look like much.
He has a sick sister, but he might be in trouble.
Alright.
Hello, your name is Clementine. Yes? Yes, that's my name.
Hi, Arvo. These are your friends?
I'm hoping you can help me now, not like before. All of you can help.
What do you need? How can we help?
I need uh, thanks for...
bandages.
I need bandages.
What?
Are you hurt?
No.
No weapons!
No weapons!
No weapons!
No weapons!
Boss!
Are they?
Yes, they are.
Oh.
Tell them to put their weapons on the floor.
And take everything they have.
Hey, any sub-titles!
What?
Oh, he didn't even rob him!
I'm sure we could have met differently, Clementine.
You were kind.
That is not common.
What about that?
This can be easy for you.
Arvo, tell them they have left weapons.
All of you, just put your guns down.
This will be fine.
We have a baby!
We have a baby with you?
They have a baby!
You said these knives broke her shoulder, chicken!
Fuck the fuck off!
I'm just gonna leave you alone for a second!
I'm sorry, sir!
I'm sorry, sir!
Brutigo, at that gate!
Drop that now or I'm gonna fucking shoot it!
I'll do it!
You! Drop that!
Agent Shriot, motherfucker!
Don't fucking move!
I guarantee I'm a better shot than you!
I'll drop you both before you can play!
Everybody be quiet!
You might as well, yeah?
This doesn't have to go down like that!
He's right!
Let's go!
Let's go!
He's right!
I don't want to have you!
Yeah, you can do it!
So what if nobody does anything stupid?
Don't make me do it!
Noob!
Oh no!
So what if nobody did anything stupid?
No!
No!
Whoa!
Oh my God, what the fuck?!
AHHHHHH!
I
Mean we can't go back now we can't go back now. It's too late now. Oh my god. Wait. I don't even know what the other
I don't even know what the other fucking option was
This this is bad this is very bad
This is very bad this is very bad. Oh shit. She died holding the baby
I can't believe this bro. Oh my god. What do I do?
AHHHHHHHHHHH
I just feel like th- dude
WHAT?
GUYS, SHE'SHOLDING THE BABY AND SHE'S A FUCKING-
SHE'S
HOLDING
THE
BABY
AND SHE'S A FUCKING
ZOMBIE
What do you want me to do
you want to me to leave her and end baby過
what was calling for help i'm gonna do
what was calling for help im gonna do
what was calling
i'm gonna, Hey guys help
she's a ZOMBIE
i just say that baby is laugh
Or maybe everybody's dead, who knows.
Left Sarah at the trailer park, you and 40.6% of players saved Sarah at the trailer park.
You and 52.4% of players refused to steal from Arvo.
You and 50% of players volunteered to crawl through the window.
56% of players held the baby.
Oh, I'm nurturing.
42% of players chose to shoot Rebecca. Oh my god.
Should have killed Arvo, bro. Fuck.
They're not even...
They're not even gonna show us a preview!
Oh my god. That's how you know we fucked up, bro. No preview.
I fucked up that bad. I don't even get a fucking preview bro.
No going back. Oh my god. Oh my oh my oh my god. Oh my god!
Previously on The Walking Dead. Previously on The Walking Dead.
Killing one in order to save many is part of survival. Fuck off, Clarity Bro. It's all your fault.
I only need a minute
You could put you out of your misery right then
I'm looking Kenny now. He just seems broken broken people get reckless
Here
Thanks, if things start heading south don't let them drag you down
Drop it! Drop it!
You will beat the show!
Come on! Don't move!
I'm talking to you!
Everybody be cool!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God, I'm so scared!
Who died?
Please!
Other than Rebecca, like we know she died.
Everybody died, no.
Is that... this is the first time I've ever seen this!
Oh my god!
Fuck you! You started this shit!
The baby!
The baby!
The baby!
We gotta get the baby!
The baby!
Oh god, we gotta get him!
We gotta get the baby!
No, I'm getting the fucking baby.
Shit, I didn't even see him out there. Good work, Clem.
Thanks, bro.
Shit. Okay, okay, we gotta do something, y'all.
Be down here!
We can't just sit here and let this guy take pot shots at us till he runs out of ammo.
I mean, we can't let Kenny do everything.
What do we do?
Let Kenny handle it or do something or stay down, fuck.
Should we trust Kenny?
Should we...
Should we...
Do something?
Stop talking about it and do it!
Yeah, yeah, hold on.
This don't have to get any worse than it already is!
You can just go!
No! It's the three of them in the...
These two can't slip!
These guys are my true guys who is one of them!
Anglics, motherfucker!
Hey, kill them!
Anglics, motherfucker!
If I could just get over to that side of the wall, I could maybe get an angle on this guy.
Cover me, all right?
Just shoot over Turks woods.
Hey, don't give me something to think about.
I'll try.
Yeah? Okay.
Good. Good. I just need the distraction.
Okay? Okay, on my go.
What do I do?
Go!
Hey! What are you?
Luke, no!
Nasty!
We've never been that drunk!
Philip!
Luke, I'm sorry!
That ain't your fault!
That ain't got me in the leg, but...
I think it went straight through.
Shit, I don't know!
Ha ha ha!
Maybe, maybe we should have...
Take him inside.
No, let me go! Let me go!
You get out here!
Where I put a bullet in this kid's head!
Shut up!
Let me go, please!
I have to be here!
I said shut up!
Kenny, it's not his fault!
That don't matter!
Come in, please!
Get out here! Right fucking now!
You saw Natasha!
You fucking idiot!
This is the last time you're in a fight!
You can only fight!
If we can't love him!
Get out here!
What the?!
Stop!
Let go of me!
I have to see if everything is okay with you!
Stop!
You fucking demon!
Natasha!
Natasha!
No! Please!
Oh, the slide.
Yeah, stop it or I'll kill you guys.
It's over!
Oh, shit.
Jane! Holy shit, she came! She came back!
Has she never killed somebody before?
Why is she freaking out?
Safe to come out.
Here, I got him.
Jesus Christ.
That was, uh... that was intense.
I thought... man, I thought that was it.
Yeah, it was for these assholes
Thanks for coming back
Thanks, bro. And go leave again.
I didn't know this man.
Never killed someone.
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah, we got it. We got a dumb kid. We got a baby
When I heard the gunshots, I I knew it was a mistake
mistake if it helps the thing I'd normally do is walk away for good but I
didn't despite what my instincts are telling you what you want a cookie
everything I've seen I'm not pissed I'm glad you're back I didn't want you to go
in the first place so what you want to cook thanks that's that's good because
you're probably 90% of the reason I came back really and it probably get
pretty annoying if you hated me the whole time wouldn't want it to be annoying
No, well you didn't come back because of a dick. I'm gonna come on be honest be honest
All I can do is
Promise you I won't abandon you again, which to be fair
I was thinking about that dick even though I'm true a few times now
You don't have a point the gun in them the whole time you forget what we just went through he ain't going anywhere Kenny
No need to get your arm also Barney. I'm ready to calm down
He's he's in a dark place
We gotta keep an eye on him.
Everything he's been through.
He's lost.
He'll be okay. I've known him a while.
Well, it's all starting to pile up.
It's weighing on him.
Everyone has a breaking point.
Well, now he could take care of that baby.
You're the only one he'll be okay with.
That he really trusts.
That means you're the one that's gonna have to pull him back.
He's counting on you.
Have we're really going to make this work?
I'll do my best. I know.
Bro, she's 11 years old. She has to do everything.
Come on slowpokes.
She has to do everything. Everything. I'm 11 years old.
I can't believe this.
I think all the zombies are frozen from the snow.
They're frozen from the snow.
Wait up!
Wait!
We need to stop.
No!
No, I'm fine.
We just need a second.
Sorry, I just put more weight on it than I should have.
Alright, wait there.
Hey!
What did I say?
When I tell you something, you fucking listen, you understand?
Kenny, come on! There's no need for that!
He's getting what he deserves.
I mean...
I'm fucking talking to you! I say stop! You'd best stop!
Kenny! He understands!
Just fucking stay put.
Stop that pain!
Hey!
What if he's like a baby?
Whoa!
What do you mean?
put them in a place roll being an apocalypse as a man must suck as I'm
measuring your cocks the whole time the same way but don't look at me I ain't
that guy oh that ain't true you get in your fair share of piss of matches to you
why are you kidding me yes they're not all like that there are good men too my
My friend Lee, he was a good man.
I wish I had had a chance to meet him.
Me too. I wish he was here now.
I miss Lee.
Guess it took a woman to talk some sense into him. Looks like Jane broke it up.
Keep pressure on it, okay? I'm gonna go fetch some bandages.
Hey, Bonnie.
Yeah?
I'm sorry.
For what?
I'll be right back.
What?
What the fuck?
Sorry for what?
What's happening?
Gold?
How are you feeling?
From being honest, I've been better.
How did we get here?
We walked.
At least most of us did.
You basically had to be carried.
A joke!
Sittin' in the snow, lean up against a tree, bulletin' my leg, I'm alive.
When so many of my friends aren't dead, for no good reason, and I couldn't do anything
to stop them.
Everyone we set out with just... gone.
Uh-oh.
Nick, Pete, Alvin, and Becca, Carlos, Sarah...
You can't blame yourself.
It wasn't your fault.
No.
Not completely.
I could've done more.
And that ain't up for debate.
I know it in my bones, and I gotta live with it.
Alright, this should work.
That's perfect.
I'm gonna stick my finger in your bullet hole.
Hm? Uh, nothing much. You know, plain and mostly.
Luke's feeling bad about what happened.
What?
Really?
But it's not your fault. Bad things happen and we can't control it all the time.
She's right you don't go blaming yourself for this all right. Can we drop it? Don't get mad at me
I'm finally heard the truth. I'm fine
Thanks a lot
Hey, Clem go over and see if you can change the bandage whatever get mad at me
I don't go fuck I offered but I don't think he was comfortable be a fucking man and talk about your feelings
You know I'm better than I do
Maybe he'll let you do it
Okay, that a girl
That's gonna sting I'm gonna stick my finger in his bullet hole. It's gonna clean it
Well, we know what it does. It's gonna suck. It's gonna get done
Go on you can do it
It's something near home!
right I mentioned it earlier I'm changing your bandage sounds like I don't
have much choice in the matter nope you don't do stuff like this a lot of things
all right let's get it over with hopefully don't scare this little guy or
you oh shit are we gonna see his hole show ho we're gonna see his hole
it's okay I trust you okay so how's it look
That's not that bad.
That's not that bad.
gonna hurt so i'm guessing this is going to be the shitty part so this is gonna hurt like hell
oh you could have lied a little you know no lie only two
holy fucking hell
you need to stop squirming
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Come on, come on, come on, bring your teeth.
Think about the baby.
Ah, sorry about the language, Junior.
You're gonna be tougher than me when you're grown.
I'm gonna expect you to be more of a gentleman than I am.
Man, is that smart.
He'll be tough, just like his dad.
Oh, Alvin didn't look it.
Aww.
Ear mold.
Aww, he's so cute!
It's so cute.
I'm gonna wrap you back up.
All done.
Thank you, sweetie.
Yep.
Are we ready to go?
A new fresh bendage.
Let's head out.
These are cool. I patch will get them a good one.
You said it?
Hey, I'm talking to you!
What?
It?
It's what?
What do you mean what?
The place you're fucking taking us!
Arvo, that's not what you're taking us to, right?
How much further is the house you were talking about?
Answer her, goddammit!
You still wanna walk?
Some more hours?
Goddammit!
I knew this was gonna happen!
This guy fucked us
Thank you. Don't mention it
It's getting dark. Oh, maybe we should stop for the night
This is bullshit. Relax. Don't tell me to relax. He's lying. He's been lying this whole time
No fucking know that I know we've been walking all day, and we're still fucking nowhere
Luke needs a break
Probably all do look. I'll do whatever you guys want. Okay, but I could use the rest
it'd be safer to rest in there where there's a fence okay we'll stay in
there in that place we'll get radiation and we'll all mutate quiet night please
that sounds nice yeah yeah it does sorry about that it's alright buddy it's
alright we're gonna be coming home it's got this place out alright y'all wait
here I'll go make sure this ain't some walker nest we're locking ourselves into
I'll go with you up see if see if you can calm him down a bit okay I'm 11
What the fuck? You're an adult!
Shhh. It's okay. It's okay.
What?
You're a natural.
I think he likes you.
Calm down for ya. He's cute.
Yeah, he is, isn't he?
He's pretty cute.
babies are pretty ugly this soon after being born.
That's true.
What the fuck?
They usually look like weird little aliens.
Here, I got them.
Damn, what the fuck?
Alien, baby.
Come on over.
It's safe.
Alright.
I don't trust that kid.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
I don't trust that kid.
Sitting under the danger!
High voltage!
Nessing songs.
A campfire.
What is he doing?
Today's my birthday.
Oh.
Near as I can tell at least.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Luke.
Yeah, man. Happy birthday. Thanks.
Wonder how old you are. So, I could have asked you...
What? 27?
That's... that's right. I'm surprised you remember.
27?!
Sure as hell, feel a lot older.
Don't even start with that shit.
Got out of college five years ago.
Feels like a million years.
Damn, college...
At least I don't have to worry about paying off them student loans.
I hear that. I'm sure there's some asshole sitting on that paperwork waiting to collect.
What did you study?
major in art history whoa what might as well just throw your degree away pretty
much oh stop it and the minor in agriculture oh the old man happy oh I
almost forgot was saving it for a special occasion and well it being your
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
Whoa! One!
And!
Embabbing.
Oh really?
But I bet he drank.
Come on, birthday boy.
Yeah, go for him for graduating.
I told you, we all got something to drink.
We can just pass the bottle around afterwards.
Go on.
Well, are you going to pass it to me?
To the loved ones that we've lost along the way,
and to the hope that we see them again someday.
Here, here.
Here, here!
That was real nice.
Yeah?
I didn't mean for it to rhyme, Dennis.
Well, I got first watch.
I think the fences got us pretty secure.
Can't be too careful.
Come on, Kenny. At least have a drink.
Ah, maybe later.
Clem, let him go.
I'm gonna post it up over near the hole in the fence there. Holler, you need anything.
Okay, I'm gonna have a drink.
Did he stop drinking? I think he stopped drinking.
Fire's real nice. Plenty of room if you want to get warm.
Maybe in a bit.
I didn't expect her to come back. Just when I thought I got her figured out. She up in surprises.
It's a good thing. You saved our ass.
I know. I know. I just don't know what she's getting at all this.
We're lucky to have her. I'm glad she's here.
well she helped us back there so that puts her as okay in my book well he
wants more that poochie oh come on I'm just teasing Ed was stupid I understand
she's a pretty girl hey am I am I gonna get a sip or that's I'm gonna get a sip
I don't know I guess I just wanted to forget about all this shit for like 10
minutes 10 minutes and that's long enough last at this point what the f**k
all right it wasn't 10 come on I got a little one around sorry I know what you're
talking about I know what you guys are talking about that's certainly about the
I'm talking about kissing stuff.
Uh, yeah! Yes, yes, that's it.
She's so alive!
Was there any kissing?
You shut your mouth right now, the both of you.
Maybe she came back for you.
Could be.
I don't know what to say to that maybe she likes him. No, I think we could bet on that
Because you see here
Luke's a regular cast and no, hey shit. Don't be modest your moves are working on all the late
worked on me
What the fuck?
Shit, I just did it too. Didn't I?
Sorry, it's the drink talking. You said I talk as a sober man's thoughts
Well, I ain't a man so they can take that shit somewhere else
Oh
Damn well, you got all the ladies you can get Jane and Kenny over by the fire and I have some alcohol, please
I'm cold for them to be out there like that. Oh
And here maybe a swig of this will change the mouse
Well, what about for me?
And it's rum! I'm Puerto Rican!
My missed TV feels like forever since we had electricity.
At least we don't need to worry about being electrocuted.
Oh, let me go to Kenny.
Hey.
What?
What the f***?
Talk to Kenny.
There there little guy.
Shhh.
Shh, I got you. I got you.
Hey.
Oh, hey, Clem.
Just, uh, needed some air.
Kenny, there's air everywhere.
I'm sorry for how I acted back there, after Serena was...
I just... I couldn't handle it. I'm sorry. I mean, you did what you could.
You understand.
You tried to help, and I blamed you for it. I'm so, so sorry.
You don't have anything to apologize for. I know you didn't mean it.
Thanks.
I miss my boy. I miss him so much.
Aw, duck.
I didn't raise him like I should have made mistakes.
Wasn't there a whole lot for a couple years off on a boat somewhere or other.
I thought I enjoyed that time away from him, from my family.
I'd give anything for one more second with them.
To play catch with Doug, the touch caught his face.
I miss stuck to he was a good friend and I haven't had too many of them he was a
good boy sure just wanted folks to be happy oh you know he was annoying his
sheet thrown into a world like this it's gonna be different with him he's gonna
get raised right I won't make the same mistakes again that's a promise oh is
How's he gonna die now?
I did it!
See that? A skills.
I've got the skills I tell you. The skills.
Now, I'll offer you some alcohol.
They expect you to lure me over there with alcohol?
I wouldn't have expected a bottle of last this long.
Will it work?
That depends.
What is it?
It's rum.
probably like see I know how to talk to ladies oh oh my god she likes him she
likes him like I don't know it might be awkward I wasn't expecting to you know it
doesn't have to be we're all adults here are we now you know what I mean mature
or whatever I wish it was that easy it is people just love making it harder than
it has to be what does this feel like I'm signing a contract or something that's
It's really good. Have you had any? You want to sip? It's okay.
Sure.
Sure.
Are you okay?
Uh-oh. Busted. I better take that back.
Oh, he taught me drink!
bottle of this really spicy sweet liquor. What was its name? I was dumb. Earthquake or something.
Sounds like you were a bad kid. I guess I was. At the bottom of the bottle there were these
sugar crystals. Uh oh, mind-trigger now? I got into my head that I really wanted to
eat a couple. So I got the bright idea to smash it on my parents' dining room floor to get
Adam and it shattered into a thousand pieces sounds like a mess yeah was every
couple years someone would step on a piece of glass that can get swept up and
get mad at me all over again the problem with glasses it looks a lot like
sugar crystals that's never really been a problem for me keep it that way my
sister found me drunk blood pouring out of my mouth holy shit Jamie thought I was
dying so she called 9-1-1 you ate glass I ate glass I guess a deal is a deal
Go with your boyfriend, girl.
No, no, no, make it weird.
The greatest clan.
Want us to sit here?
No.
That's...
I'm fine.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, okay, wherever you like.
Oh, shit.
Oh, clamming time.
I'ma talk to this motherfucker.
Oh, God.
Jane, you don't have to justify that with a response.
Hey, I thought I was gonna talk to this kid.
I find it just to give this stuff out in the open.
Let's drop it.
Well, that's fine. But I can confirm there was no time for kissing.
Alright, enough of that.
Hey, you clam. It's nice to hear people laughing.
Yeah, it is.
You just spend so much time trying to stay alive.
Damn, I thought we were gonna get a talk then, we're nothing!
We need a chance to enjoy living.
Yeah, we need to make more time for that.
Alcohol helps.
Hell yeah it does.
Oh he's crying.
Let me get that bottle. We got someone else that might need some help.
Sounds like a waste of good rum.
He lost his sister today.
And whose fault was that?
That makes it even harder to deal with. Trust me.
I don't like it either, but we shouldn't let it ruin a nice night.
I said my peace.
I said my peace.
I don't think that boy's a bad person.
I just think good people do bad things sometimes.
And they do it a lot more nowadays with the world being what it is.
So, I think it's best to-
Give me a lot!
Oh my god.
Sorry, okay?
My fault, I shouldn't have-
Leave me alone!
Holy shit.
Where's Steve?
It's okay.
It's okay.
She's in a better place.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Don't ask kids.
Best if we all get eaten?
What the fuck?
Yeah, that's a good idea.
I'll take first watch.
Thank you Kenny.
Really?
I'm guessing his sister wasn't even real, huh?
Don't mention it.
You did good.
It was nice while it lasted.
Thanks.
You sure you're good?
Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
If I start to crap out, I'll let you know.
Okay, will you do that?
Walk out the house!
No trouble.
How much further?
I'll tell you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
How much further?
Close.
Get it close.
You've been saying that every time I ask.
Please.
Come on.
I'm really starting to think you're full of shit.
It can't be much further.
Kenny, look out!
What the fuck?
Kenny!
Jesus Christ!
The baby!
That was close.
Fucker came out of nowhere!
That was real loud.
Help play there aren't more of them.
Yeah, well let's move.
We don't want to be around to find out.
He's very close.
Come.
Guys, I don't think he's leading us to a safe space.
I think he's gonna kill us.
There.
That piece of shit?
It's half built!
We're here for the supplies, not the house.
It's warm.
Fireplace.
Very warm.
As long as there's food, who cares what it looks like?
You're not gonna think that when you wake up with a couple inches of snow covering you.
Well, we won't stay there, then.
We'll go very fast.
Are we gonna stay and walk over?
I'm scared.
Hold on.
There's a way around.
I don't see any.
You can go.
I'm saying an American asshole.
It's okay.
Walk.
Ice.
No shit ice.
That's the problem.
He's saying it's fine.
If we just go real slow,
it'll probably be okay.
Yeah, no need to rush this.
Oh no.
We need to spread out.
Just to be safe.
Let's wait the better.
Let the Rusky go first,
since he's so confident.
confident is okay oh god
oh god I'm so scared oh god
We got some walkers behind us
It's only a few of them. We should be alright.
Let's just get to the house.
Hey! Stay with us!
No hurry. Urrry!
That's too less to deal with.
Just stay spread out and we'll be fine.
Hey! Motherfucker!
Shit! He's gonna kill him!
I'm kidding!
Get back here you piece of shit!
Let you drown you piece of shit.
No! Kenny! Don't hurt him!
Uh-oh.
Well, they made it.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no
Don't come over here
Hey, I can make it it's it's fine. You sure yeah
You got walkers on the way let me help you name for both of us. I just I just gotta be careful
Fine
I just gotta pull myself out.
You need help, Lou!
The ice is still thin!
I got it!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
No!
Clam, go!
Go help him!
No, Clam!
You not!
Clam, just go back for him!
You're blind!
You can do it!
Stop telling her that!
Clam, look at me!
Pull out your gun and shoot those damn walkers, okay?
Just give me a little time!
Oh, okay.
Clam, you can make it, but you need to go!
Thanks, thanks.
I'll be honest, I'll just keep shooting.
I got you!
I got you!
Mom, I'm on the lake!
I just need him!
Hold on, I got you.
Keep him off!
Shut up! Shut the fuck up!
I got you!
Bonnie, you fucking!
Oh my God, I can't, I can't, why?
Oh my god, Bonnie, you are the worst. You are the absolute worst, girl.
Look!
It's too late.
Nothing more you can do!
Limit time!
Oh my god, ain't no fucking way, bro, ain't no fucking way.
Are you serious?
You have got to be kidding me.
You have got to be kidding me!
Oh my god.
I'm wondering if if I go back and like shoot the ice would that save him?
I don't know.
It doesn't?
Oh my god, he's gonna die anyway.
I can't go back anyway.
Oh god.
It's not like I made a mistake.
I-I honestly thought that I could break it in time.
And now...
Now Clem's gonna get hypothermia.
I like him!
This is not fair!
Fuck!
It's okay, I got you!
I got you!
Come on!
Mike, it's gonna be okay!
Oh my god, don't even fucking look at me Bonnie, do not look at me Bonnie, I fucking hate you Bonnie, I swear to god Bonnie, do not fucking look at me, do not go anywhere near me Bonnie, you piece of shit.
How the fuck did that happen?
Because Bonnie's a dumbass bitch!
There's a fireplace.
Jesus Christ.
We have to get some more, they're gonna freeze to death.
It's just gone! It looks fucking gone!
We should have gone around.
Goddamn it! We should have just fucking gone around!
It's my fault! I should have stayed with him!
I said I started it as I was, and I'm not any of us in here.
You could... God, you could have helped him.
Fuck you, Bonnie!
Don't listen to her, Clem. This ain't on you.
You son of a bitch, this is your fucking fault Kenny. No, man. So what if nobody's damn fall
I'm freezing. Can we just get a fire started?
Well, Bonnie said she's a see-through fucking toothpicks bet those magical supplies are bullshit, too
What no speaking English
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
You fucking commie piece of shit, Teddy!
Teddy!
Fuck you!
You fucker!
Fuck you! Fuck Teddy!
Stop it!
Just stop!
Oh my god, I pulled him back.
Even though I didn't want him to pull back.
What?
What did you do to him?
Fuck off!
Bro, that's a kid!
He didn't do shit!
The other guy deserved it!
He never just liked it.
He wasn't lying.
Oh my god!
I can't believe he said that!
He didn't do shit!
The other guy deserved it!
He never just liked it.
He wasn't lying.
Oh my god, I can't believe he said that!
Oh my god!
Kenny, you gotta chill out, bro!
You wanna tell me how a can of fucking chili
is gonna help a baby?
I was beating a kid to death, gonna help anyone!
This is your fault, and you damn well know it.
No, it's not.
It's nobody's fault.
I'm tying him up.
Fine.
Mike, help me get a fire started.
You okay?
He's hurt real bad.
Mike.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
You got a life?
Bro, that kid like keeps staring at me like he wants to kill me.
He wants to murder the fuck out of me.
out of me this guy is gonna is he gonna come back and chapter in in season five
as an adult and fucking murder me
Oh
Death comes to me. I'm gonna take a look at you kid
Jesus
He could have killed you the fuck is wrong
You're up
Kenny's out back trying to get some stupid trucks started.
Here, you should eat something.
What is it?
Cocka.
You okay?
Is it cocka?
Thank you.
I can't believe he's gone.
I'm sorry, man.
I've lost people before, but it just hasn't felt this... this shitty in a while.
He was a great guy.
God damn it.
Well, if he wouldn't have left originally, maybe he still would have been alive.
That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.
I knew it.
Well, I'm glad you did.
I'm just sayin' then.
Thank you. Thank you.
I can't take this shit anymore.
Feelin' better?
Yeah.
Hell of a day.
But we gotta get movin'.
If you're feelin' up to it, I could use a handout back with this truck.
This house ain't worth the crap, but the vehicles ain't in bad shape.
With a little luck we can get one fixed up.
Be out of here by nightfall.
Yeah, sure, Kenny.
That's the spirit, Tarlan.
I'll wait for you out there.
Gotta keep on moving, bro.
We ain't gonna stay here.
I'll watch it.
Luke is dead.
We were just gonna stay here because of him.
Now he's dead, so there's no point in staying.
I wish I would give me the option to talk to this stupid kid.
I wanna ask him a question, I wanna be like, hey, it was a whole story about your sister
a fucking lie.
What did she have to say?
I know she was running her mouth.
What did she say?
Well, we didn't talk about you.
Really?
Really, Kenny?
She's sad about her penis dying.
What happened?
It's over.
But AJ needs us now.
We gotta stick together on this thing, alright?
Come on. Let's see if the truck's gonna go.
My daddy always had a half-dozen rex he was fixing up.
He was a mean some bitch.
But he taught me was-
FATUS DIE!
Girl like Jane could learn a thing or two about that.
What?
You talking about it?
Give her some time.
Firstly, he's dead!
We're so close, Clem.
With a little bit of luck, I can get this thing running, and then we can get out on
the road and really make some distance.
Are we gonna leave with Kenny?
Wellington's gotta be out there.
Those rumors can't all be bunk.
I mean, him-
Oh my god.
Are we really gonna leave with Kenny?
Holy shit.
Are we going to the Beef Wellington?
We should go to Flora.
What?
Why you guys wanna go to Flora?
Are we going to the Beef Wellington?
I
Know we should go to Wellington Wellington there's got to be something out here other than snow and goddamn euro trash
Oh sounds good to me
What?
We're gonna make it, Clem. I know it.
What did that mean?
I'm gonna turn it again.
What the fuck did that? What did he mean by that?
Did you turn it?
Yes.
God damn it!
Oh my god, that's so mean.
We'll get it working.
We gotta get moving if we're gonna keep AJ alive. We're running out of time.
I wouldn't agree with him if I would have realized what he was gonna say. Fuck man.
I'm gonna try warming up the battery. Go on inside. I don't like leaving him with that girl.
Penny, why you such a caca, bro?
Sometimes you're cool or a lot of times you're just a cockahead and it bugs me.
It bugs me when you're a cockahead, bro. I like you when you act like a cockahead.
I wish they'd finished this place.
I just wanted to see how you were how do you think well you relax it must be nice
being a pretty little girl no one ever expects you to do a damn thing what you
guys expect me to do everything I both know you had a chance to save Luke you
You and I both know what happened back there.
But...
I have nothing more to say to you.
Remind me all you want, bitch.
He had it.
What do you want?
Kill my asshole.
He doesn't like you. He liked her.
Hey.
Macon Arvo wouldn't shut up, so I moved him in here.
Goddammit!
Oh.
I've seen that look before.
Son of a bitch!
I'll be fine.
Clem, he beat that boy within an inch of his life.
life we are way past fine I know Kenny's a nice guy Clem I bet Carver was a nice guy
too once oh probably had a nice job a nice pretty wife then all this happened one day
he caved some kids face in realized he could sleep at night
Kenny isn't Carver. He just made a mistake.
All I'm saying is, start thinking about what happens if you're wrong.
Um, I don't think so.
You two have known each other a long time. Sooner or later, you're gonna have to decide how much that's worth.
I'm sorry, but can't even push somebody up a fucking roof.
and rule
for no reason
seems like you've done that before
you wanna try?
no way
it's gonna puke
climb- no
what the-
hold it like this
Just hold it like this.
Hey! Hi.
My name's Chane.
Uh, don't introduce yourself. It's not like you get it.
You're not gonna puke.
It puked. It puked.
Ewww!
So what? It's just baby puke.
It's not like it's an adult puke.
It's just a baby puke.
There's not much left.
Baby puke is just baby mule.
Where's Dick?
And they had to try, right?
Didn't find out till later he was already bit.
Turn and rip the net right out of this old lady.
Damn.
The look on her face was, she was just staring up at the sky.
Like she was watching a bird.
Look, Clem.
Oh!
It worked!
He got it working.
I
Whoo works, but I tell you
So what's the plan?
How much do we have at least a week and for the baby we need to find a place for the baby
Yeah, please warm. I agree
We should head now
OH THE BABY
We're gonna freeze to death
I don't know who stupid idea it was to march up here in the first place, but it was a bad one
She's right
What if we went back to house?
Wait, what?
Fuck that
I was thinking more like Texas
Texas?
The fuck?
It was just an idea
We already talked about this
I'm sorry, we did
We're going to find Wellington
Right, Clem?
Wellington?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Well, what about the boat?
There's no, there's no boats in Wellington.
There's no boats in Wellington.
Oh, what about the boats? There's no boats in Wellington!
There's no boats in Wellington!
I... I'm gonna be honest.
I think...
There could be an icebreaker ship.
Yeah, what if there's an icebreaker ship in Gwellington?
Chat, what do you think?
Do we sleep on it?
Do we go with Kenny or do we go with Jane?
Are we going to Gwenington?
Kenny is caca?
I know Kenny is caca, but I mean, guys, they're all caca.
What are we going to do? Everybody sucks.
The only person who doesn't suck is clan.
Clam on time.
Clam on time, clam on time.
I think what the baby what you the baby what the fuck
We're going with Kenny.
Freeze it up here, man.
I'm with Kenny.
We should head north.
Goddamn right.
Clem.
My friend Krista.
She told me about Wellington a long time ago, Jane.
He's out there.
That's true.
Chris had told us about it.
She wanted to go to Wally thing.
I don't have any chance about what you people think.
I got this truck working, so I say where we go.
And we're heading fucking north.
It's the best chance we got to help an agent.
What about Arbo?
Who?
Oh, the Rusky?
Yeah.
He ain't coming with us.
You're just gonna leave him here?
I don't give a good goddamn where he goes.
He's done.
He could die.
We should ask him what he wants.
There's a concept.
Yeah, we have the area he can help us. Oh, yeah, some help. He's been he got Luke killed
I'm gonna say he helped the situation
But maybe if you eased up on him before he wouldn't have run away in the first place
Yeah, me neither there could be a herd out there you want that child's blood on your hands Mike
We're all gonna die out here if you don't calm the fuck down Kenny. Haven't we been through enough for one day?
Jesus fucking Christ
Remember the last time we had a working car and sat around on our asses, Clem?
I'm going to see ya.
Goddammit!
You can't just walk away from us.
Jesus, this group sucks! This group stinks!
You better talk some sense in him. For his sake.
Goddammit! Stupid fuck it! Get the fuck out of here!
It's me!
Clam. Sorry. Just give me a second.
Close the door.
Can you believe this, Clam? I bring them a working truck, and they act like I just shit in their cereal.
I knew Jane would have a stick up her ass, but I thought at least Mike and have more sense.
They're scared of you, Kenny.
If their big plan is to wander around in the woods, they ought to be scared of more than me.
Did you hear me?
We're all scared.
Still... we are.
Look, we got maybe a day's worth of food for that kid left. That's it.
Clem, think about Rebecca and Alvin. I mean, what if Lee hadn't gone tearing across half of Georgia looking for you?
A lot of folks died to make that happen. A lot of folks died to get us this far.
I know. You're right.
Someone's got to keep this group together. That kid's depending on us.
That's true.
But he's going crazy.
I wish he was here too.
What do you think he'd say?
He'd say we stay one more night.
I think he'd tell me to try to keep the group together.
And to keep my hair short.
We can't just give up on this kid. I mean what's the point of going on after that?
That's what people like Lee knew and what people like Jane won't ever understand.
Look I know Wellington might be bullshit but where there's smoke there's fire.
Krista heard about it too right? Yeah she did. You know when I first saw you back at that lodge
I thought I was dreaming and when you sat down next to me and we shared that meal
Well, I could tell that you were different now grown up
I felt pride
A pride I hadn't felt in a long time
But I need you now Clem there have to be folks doing better than us
Yeah, but we can't do it alone. We need the others
And that's why I gotta be able to count on you, Clem.
We gotta convince him.
You and me.
Look, we'll figure everything out in the morning.
Okay, so we decided to stay.
Thank goodness.
Come on, let's get some sleep.
So we gotta be ready.
There will never be Rick Grimes.
Rick will go in there and be like, this is a Rick Tatership.
I take a shit!
Coral!
What is happening?
What's going on?
Oh
Easy easy now step back clown
Shit, he's taking our bow doing I got the rest of it
Climb
They're leaving us we're just leaving
I'll keep it down, all right?
That's everything we have.
What about the baby?
Listen, we just gotta get away from that guy, clone.
Okay?
Who, Kenny?
Damn it, just...
We don't have time for this.
Come on, Mike.
Let's just go.
Come on Mike, let's just go.
That is so fucked up, bro. And he was right.
Alright, Club.
Now I'm gonna walk up to you nice and slow, and you're gonna give me the gun, okay?
And then we'll talk.
Why are you doing this?
He didn't give us any choice.
I'm slurging it.
What the fuck?
I'm sorry, Clem.
Just give me the gun, Clem.
No.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
I'll shoot.
There we go.
There we go.
It's fine just
What the fuck did you do
I can't believe this shit.
Oh my god, it's me!
Where am I?
Oh, she's so cute!
Oh, she's baby!
She's so baby!
Oh, she's baby!
Oh, she's baby!
Oh, she's baby!
Oh, she's baby!
Oh, she's baby!
What was it about duck it was all the dream he's bit we don't know how this
works yet maybe slack of coal no his mom's a doctor maybe she can help him
He's going to die. I know it.
You don't know that?
Yes, I do. I saw it.
I'm like that so raven.
I feel bad.
Why?
I called him a crybaby when I hid the bug in his pillow.
Oh, that's okay, honey.
I'm like that so raven.
If you could gaze into the future.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
What?
Why did Lily do that to Carly?
I don't know.
She was sad, Cleen.
I can make people angry sometimes.
Assi!
Have you ever been that angry?
One time
Clim people don't always make sense
How come?
That's bad things happen to everyone that's true, and it's hard to keep being yourself after they do
Do you think we should let Lily stay
I don't know if we did the right thing you don't know
well it's not like math clan sometimes there just isn't a right answer I hate math
me too sweetie part of growing up is doing what's best for the people you
care about even if sometimes that means hurting someone else I don't want to
hurt anyone it's not that easy I'm scared Lee what can I tell you to make it
better
Aw...
I bet it'll be okay.
Aw, I'm gonna cry!
Aw...
Stop, I can't take it!
Let's try to get some sleep.
Yeah, we really did become like her dad.
He became her dad, bro.
Once she needed him the most.
She's so sweet. I love her. He was the best.
On the left!
Slow down!
Shut up!
She's awake.
I'm been shot! Help!
And they shot, oh my god.
Hey you.
I am. Oh thank god.
You passed out from the shock.
where are we been driving a few hours now we had to run the truck to keep you
warm how do you feel it hurts couldn't find the bullet must have gone clean
through oh shit a while but you'll be fine those sons of bitches I mean I
expected it from the Russian but Mike I could tell they were working on something
I didn't think they'd go that far yeah well who would steal our food and shoot a
kid he never should have thrown in with trash like that in the first place
Should have done something they took off on foot didn't get this puppy. Thanks to you
Now that Clemsa wake we should talk about where we're going. We're headed north what to find Wellington
You sure talk a lot of shit. You got a better plan. We head south back to house
Carls camp the fuck kind of plan is that I think Bonnie said there was more formula back there
And we actually know where it is. I don't care where we go. Just please stop arguing
She's the one that's going off because you won't listen to a thing. I'm saying
You're your old child! He has been shot!
Oh, I still can't hear you.
Look, even if there is some place up here, it could take us weeks to find it.
We could get back to house in a day.
Tell you what, we can turn around just as soon as you pry this wheel from my cold, dead fingers.
How's that sound?
Whatever. I give up.
Oh my lord, this is not gonna work.
Get your feet off the dash.
Hey, play game, Clem.
I spy with my little eye an asshole
Grow up
I'll pull this fucking car. Oh, go ahead. You want to die out here? You're both being children me
I couldn't see the damn road that you're having trouble seeing a lot of things these days
You shut your fucking holy shit. They're gonna kill you
Fuck you. You don't know a damn thing about me. Oh, I know exactly what you are
Nothing. Nobody cares about you and you don't care about nobody.
Oh my god!
That makes you nothing.
What is it with you? It's your family, right?
Don't.
It is, isn't it?
I'm warning you, you little shit.
You're just another Taipei asshole trying to save a bunch of dead people.
This isn't the time for this.
No, this is exactly the time for this.
No, it's not!
You listen to me. You mouth off about my family and I will fucking end you.
Jesus Christ, I'm so sick of this wounded warrior crap.
Just pull over. I can't take this.
What? Running away again? What a fucking shocker.
In the end, still-
Good letter, Rainbow!
Right?
And where were you when Serena died, Kenny?
Huh?
Huh? Where were you?
I was there. I couldn't...
Goddamn you, I love that woman!
Nobody who died is anyone's fault.
We- we all wanted to be together and it just went bad.
We owe it to them to try to make the best of this.
I'm sorry, Clem, but I can't put up with this bullshitting-
HIT FUCKING LEANS, MUTUBE!
You know the thing about people like you, Kenny?
You're just a bomb waiting to go off.
Everyone talks about you behind your back-
Oh my god, this is crazy.
Mike!
Bonnie?
Why are we arguing?
Listen!
This shit!
Everyone around you knows that-
Like, that was not the time to be arguing!
I knew it!
I know it!
It's so does Clementine!
I told you not to talk about my family!
Fuck you!
Fucking piece of shit!
Where the hell, you son of a bitch?
Watch this fucking round!
You okay?
I'm fine.
How's AJ?
He's fine.
You sure?
Yes.
Clem, you all right?
Yeah.
Kenny, I'm...
Wait, hold on.
Go around.
One of them might have diesel.
We shouldn't stop him.
Diesel running on fumes.
Got no choice.
In a holler, it's okay.
I'm driving too close to him.
Anything happens.
I'll try to meet you there.
Right?
If you're going, go now.
Can you?
Oh, I guess I can't go with him.
That fucking asshole.
God!
I can't do this anymore.
I'm serious, Clem.
I tried, but I just can't.
You're both losing it.
Everyone's like that around him. You know that
Clem we could leave right now. No, are you serious?
What about AJ? Look, I know you're close to him, but Kenny would never let him go
This is our chance Clem
No, don't you ever want to know what it's like to live your own life?
Oh
Oh, shit.
It's snowing.
Why are they moving?
They must not be cold enough yet.
Fuck.
Get us out of here!
I don't know how to drive!
What?!
Is that a little on the floor?
Shit, we're moving years old!
Get there!
Are you insane?!
Get out of there! The door is stuck!
Shit! Shit! There are more of them! No!
Come on!
Come hurry! Get out! Hurry!
Jane!
Jane, wait!
Oh no!
Jane!
Uh oh, what happened?
You should get bit, fuck.
Oh no!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I can't fucking see!
Is it this way?
This is so confusing.
Oh look, it's a walker.
Excuse me, sir. Excuse me.
Am I going the right way?
I can't see a thing.
Big eye!
Big eye!
Uh oh.
We're gonna slide him on the ice
Who is this some zombie walker?
Walker
What is this?
Stop
Oh, there's a playground let's go to the playground
Jane
Kenny you all right? Yeah
Where is he? Where's the kid? He's with her left him with her Jane?
Jane
Shit well, there's no way she would run off with the kid
Hey no way she'd run off with him. Oh, thank Christ
Where's the kid?
Jane, where is he?
Where is he?
What?
He's...
What?
What are you saying?
No.
No!
No.
Not again.
No.
No.
No.
No, not again. Not again.
Clem, look at me. No matter what happens, just stay out of it.
What? What do you mean?
Just trust me, Clem.
Stay out of what?
You have to trust me. We're gonna see what he really is.
Oh no, what did she do, bro?
Kenny, calm down. Don't do anything stupid. Get out of my way.
Kenny? How could you kill him, fucking child?
I didn't kill him! It wasn't-
Ah, shit, Kenny!
What?
I won't back down from you, Kenny.
Shut up!
I'm warning you.
Jane, don't. Just don't.
I'm not letting this crazy fuck anywhere near me, Clem.
I don't need permission.
She's... is she using a baby as a test?
That is so fucked up.
Don't you come near me, you son of a bitch.
Get the fuck off!
Fuck you!
God, please!
What?
Jane!
Asshole!
Is this all your-
Oh my god, this is crazy!
F**k it, Spawn!
This is insane!
Just go!
F**king psycho!
Run!
No, I'd have to. Please.
Oh my fucking god!
Stop!
No!
I'll fucking kill you!
I knew you would!
Oh no!
Fuck you!
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Ain't no fucking way this game is doing this shit to me now.
Oh god.
Can he lost it?
I'm sorry.
Listen, I understand that his reaction is crazy, but you need to understand something.
Using a child, a baby, as a tool to try to unmask somebody, that is the most crazy shit
I have ever heard that is psychotic. That is truly psycho. You don't play with somebody's life with a baby a baby, bro
A fucking baby a baby. Are you are you mental?
That's so manipulative and so fucked up
That is beyond fucked up like are you kidding me? I'm not shooting kitty fuck that shit
She's crazy! I'm sorry! I hate this guy too, but it's like holy shit bro! I want to be
honest, if I had the option to shoot her, I would. Kenny? I would. I would never endanger
to the life of a fucking baby.
He's gone, Clem.
She, she just...
Never.
How could she do that?
Never.
I would never endanger the life of a baby.
I'm sorry.
He's gone.
He's gone.
Are you OK?
I'll live.
I'm right behind you.
Oh that pisses me off even more dude.
Abandon the kid in the car that makes me even more mad
That makes me even more mad, bro
Do you understand how crazy that is bro, I don't give a fuck how pissed you are
I don't give a fuck how upset you are you never use a baby to manipulate
Anybody into any sort of situation you just don't use children to manipulate people. I'm sorry you don't you just
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
please just
I need them
it's safe in there. I know that
just ask someone please
they won't make it out here
please
oh my god
my heart
I'm gonna cry
I'll ask
just give me a second
I can't
you don't need to think about this
I'm gonna say
You don't need to look at me like that.
We're not staying here without you.
Yes you are.
No, we're not.
Yes you are!
Oh.
It's safe here.
You two will be safe.
That's what's important now.
You don't know that though.
He doesn't know.
What if the inside is like a hell?
We can take the children, but just the children.
I made the case that-
Thank you.
Thank you.
Listen.
Okay?
Listen.
This is your chance.
For you and this boy.
I don't trust myself to keep you too safe.
Not anymore.
Please.
I'm begging you.
Oh my god.
Can you take it?
Can you take it?
No!
Can you please?
If you two have a chance.
Oh my god.
Can you take it?
Can you take it?
No!
Can you please?
You two will have a chance.
No, no, no!
They died, Leeus Ro!
Because it's the only way for both of you.
Think about Alvi here.
Please, Clem. Just do as I'm asking.
This one last time.
You make people, you make friends.
People better than me.
Good people.
And they don't have to look at you.
and feel ashamed at what they put you through.
Please, Clown, please.
Where you won't have to sleep with a gun next to you every night.
You can be a kid for a while.
Oh, my God!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
oh no
oh my god, what do we do, what do we do
oh god, what do we do
what do we do, it's over
what do we do
what do we do what do we do bro
We went
We went
you
bomb
one week
yeah
Oh God, stay!
Hey!
Oh!
Hey, what, Kenny?
Shoot, Kenny!
I think it's a little too late for that. Stay, please. I'm begging you.
I still know. I know he wants us to stay.
What would Lee want for Clem?
Lee, I feel like Lee would have done the same thing.
I feel like Lee would have done the same exact thing.
Yeet the baby over the wall.
Kenny's dream?
Say please, Mousey, I'm begging you.
Shoot the baby! What the fuck's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
What's so confusing about the pole, you either stay, and while in town, are you leaving with
What's so confusing about that? What's confusing about the poll?
Redo the poll? How do we... How is the poll confusing?
Oh, okay. Can you put stay in Wellington or leave with Kenny?
Oh my God, y'all are so... Bro, I swear to God.
I swear to God, Chad, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Bro, you're worse than me.
And I say I don't read. You guys don't fucking read.
I'm gonna pee and then what I pee I'm gonna think about what I'm gonna do
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
It's not the moment in this world when it's only just beginning
It's not the happy people's fun
And then I thought it was a game and I see why you should be on easy street
Yeah, we got a front row seat
All the time I can't be put right here on easy street
Cause the world is buttered when you're on easy street
Cause the world is buttered street when you're on easy street
Yeah!
But what do you mean?
Okay I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I saw you guys close a wall Street and it feels so sweet because the world is
but a treat when you're on easy Street and we're breaking out the good
champagne and when we sing every sweeper friend right here I know you
guys chose to stay in Wellington but I kind of don't want to stay in Wellington
I don't know.
I kind of feel bad.
I'm still torn.
I kind of really don't want to stay.
Is what Kenny wants?
Go with Kenny.
Try to die with Kenny.
I just feel like, okay, here's the thing.
Like, this girl died.
Like, for that reason, I should have just, like, left with her.
You know what I mean?
Kenny will die. Yeah, I have to save him. He would die without us. What is he gonna do? Die by himself?
Guys? Guys? Do we want him to die by himself or no?
He's gonna die without us. People can't survive without me.
He needs us, bro. He needs us.
But the baby.
What if that place is bad and it's full of bad people and it's gross and it's evil and
they do horrible things to me?
Have you thought about that?
There's only one way to find out.
There's only one way to find out.
Either way is your choice.
Yeah, we should let the baby decide.
She's throwing. You can't throw! It's either choice, things are going to happen. What do you mean throwing?
Think of the baby. I think she's 11 years old and can't be left with the baby by herself.
What is she going to do? Give it to a random adult that she doesn't fucking know in there?
as she can't trust? What if they're a pedophile?
What about that, Chat? What do you think about that?
Whittle me this!
Whittle me this, Chat!
I'm waiting!
What if they're cannibals?
What if they're petals?
What if they're cannibals?
What if they have an underground fight ring
where they fight children for money?
Why don't they drink baby blood?
Jesus Christ, these are very real things!
And this is the stuff that my mom used to tell me
Every time I went outside to go to school when I was a kid,
when I would leave to school,
she'd be like,
remember that pedophiles and murderers
and evil people exist.
They wanna take your blood
and they wanna take your organs and your Puerto Rican.
So your organs will be worth a lot of money.
That's what nominees tell me.
On the way to kindergarten.
Everyone wants to kill you.
I'll tell you, they didn't get my Puerto Rican goldbladder, and that's in the garbage now.
I kind of don't want to stay in Wellington.
I kind of don't want to stay in Wellington, bro.
I don't want to stay in Wellington.
I don't want to!
I don't want to leave! I don't want to leave him!
I don't want to say goodbye.
And don't...
I'm gonna stay with Kenny.
Dr. A. Gallbladder? Are you saying my surgeon ate my gallbladder? What the f**k? Is that
what you're saying? Are you saying my surgeon ate my gallbladder?
I don't think he would eat it, it was already dead inside of me, that's gross.
What about my prions?
Is that what they're called?
Are they called prions?
in the brain or is that our prions all throughout the human body?
Brian. Oh yeah Brian, okay. They're spelling, oh how did you know? How did you
fucking no well I'm gonna choose
are the people of Wellington cool you fact check for me if they're cool or not
Can I Google is Wellington cool?
Can I Google is Wellington cool?
YouTube it?
you
you
you
you
you
you
That... I did this for you!
Cause everybody picks the other one, don't they?
I knew it!
I fucking knew it!
I picked this one too?
Alright, sheeple.
I knew it!
You doomed Kenny! Is Kenny gonna die now? He would have died either way. He can't live without me.
In season 3 Kenny's a vampire now.
It's protecting me listen, you know what I want to hear bro. I don't want to hear it
You can't expect an 11 year old to take care of a baby bro
I need an adult and I can't trust those adults in there. I don't know them. I don't know those people
They're all strangers
So this is this is a season 3, huh?
As the world falls apart, Javier Garcia fights to keep his family together,
while Clementine searches for the last person she has left.
Who is she searching for?
You just gave up the Canada of the Apat- What?
Spoilers in this manual, I don't understand what I'm looking at so it doesn't matter.
Time for a pretty handsome pro tag.
Is this Hania's favorite season?
Is this where the Latinos are? Hell yeah!
Uh oh.
Oh shit, Latino's bronze, Latino's what's extras.
Episodes.
Started a new story?
A new frontier can be started as a brand new story, or as a continuation of season 1 and
2 choices you made.
You can start on brand new story?
Oh wow.
I did not know that.
It picks random things.
Oh shit.
Well, I'm continuing my story.
Your story so far.
Would you like to import a save or recreate a backstory?
Import save one.
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The ties that bind, Part 1, when Javier and his family accidentally crossed paths with
a rival group, a simple misunderstanding quickly spirals out of control.
Oh shit.
Change the ending and shoot Kenny, what the fuck bro?
why does it take why does these take so long to load what the fuck what is it loading
The whole history of my life, what's going on here?
Why is it so...
Hello?
There's phones working!
Hey.
It's time. Get over here.
What the fuck?
Alright, I'll, uh...
I'm gonna start packing up.
Now, Javi, you need to hurry.
Look, I'm not giving you shit.
Okay?
I'm just...
You weren't here when dad was sick, okay? I get it, but...
You need to fucking be here when he goes.
Oh shit. Javi, run, boy.
Javi, hurry up! Your dad is dying!
You're drinking porn.
David! It's David! Hey!
Hey, David. I had to leave my cards. Traffic just backed up for miles.
He's dead.
Damn, he didn't make it.
No. No. I tried.
You're a piece of shit. You know that?
One time. Just the one goddamn time that you needed to be here.
You needed to be here.
I tried.
Please, I tried.
Oh, you tried.
You fucking tried?
Bamroll, what the fuck?
It's not his fault, the traffic's bad?
They've been here for days, and where the fuck were you?
We're there, all around him.
People who love him, all around him.
And he's scared.
I'm seeing the panic in his eyes, and he's searching the room.
Don't let the Javier, don't let stop me, oh fuck. I'm there right beside him holding his hand
like a good son
And he doesn't even see me
He doesn't even see me because he's looking for you
Well, but oh you don't think there's a million places we'd rather be
He was my dad too. All right. I mean you're not
You're not the only one dealing with this!
Yeah bro.
And what a fine son you turned out to be.
Holy shirt bro, relax!
Why are you fighting?
I can hear you from inside.
I'ma say it.
It's okay Gabe.
Your dad's just a bit of a bully you saw.
Yeah!
I outed you as a bully bitch.
Go inside and remember that.
Gabe, you better remember Gabriel!
It's okay.
I don't know his name, Gabriel.
It's fine.
Gabriel!
Gabriel!
Fuck!
I'm going to fuck you up, fuck you up.
The end of the day is my brother, fuck.
Still my brother at the end of the day.
He's still my brother at the end of the day, bro.
I should call someone. Pick up the body.
No shit, bitch.
Wait, is this guy gonna turn?
Oh shit.
That's gonna be scary.
Oh no.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Bro, I love you. Bro, brother.
Bro, and especially if they're Catholic.
Oh no.
Oh no!
Oh no!
And Daniel!
Ahhhh!
Oh my god, I can only imagine.
I can only imagine.
Bro, my mom would lose her shit.
You know that right?
What?
Everything going on.
Well, you got a pretty funny way of showing it.
Why are you kinda cute?
You think I was jealous of you.
No, I don't think anything.
Why are they both kinda cute?
Well, I was. For a long time.
They're not Puerto Rican.
You've lost more than I'll ever have.
That's too for sure. I don't see now one Puerto Rican flag.
Because we need you here.
It's time you wrote...
I don't see now one Puerto Rican flag.
You can't run from this. Not anymore.
I know. You're right. I won't even argue.
I'd be there for the family, bro.
Honestly. You can count on it, huh?
I wanna believe that.
I do.
Havi.
Kate.
I'm so sorry, Havi.
Oh, okay, got it.
Thank you.
Got it, it's fine, got it.
Your mom needs you.
What happened?
She can't do.
Come on.
What year is this?
Oh shit, who done the baseball?
I thought the world ended in 2010, in the Lunking Den.
Mama.
Where were you?
Oh my god, in traffic, in traffic, mama!
Mommy tried.
Mommy, pero guño, no me ve, please!
He's gone, mijo. He's gone.
He's in a better place, mama.
Mama will kill me if I call her mama.
I'm like, I'm not mama, I have money.
No puedo conectarme. Dicen que no hay servicio.
Damn, they actually got Spanish speakers in this?
I'm sorry, because sometimes in games, sometimes in games when they put Latinos in games and shit,
they'll have them and like they can't speak Spanish and it's just like, you're just sitting here like...
What's happening?
It hurts every time. Just like, oh my god, just like on TV shows sometimes when they have that one Latino character
And then like he comes out and he's like see me goose tub Laura's pioneer, and it's just like what the fuck
What's happening?
Or like the only thing they say is pennejo put up
This pennejo
Just like that random oh my god, I was watching walking dead that episode when Dante and Sadiq
Y'all, y'all already know Sadeek dies.
The episode when Dante kills Sadeek, and then all of a sudden Rosita comes out, and her and Dante start speaking Spanish, and I was like,
Whoa, Spanish in the zombie apocalypse? What the fuck? What's happening here?
There's Latinos in the zombie apocalypse? Perfection.
You thirsty, baby? You want some juice?
Grandpa's cup was empty.
Where's Eugenio Derbes?
He didn't have to fill his cup up anymore baby.
Grandpa is sleeping.
Just tell him the truth, he's dead.
People's awake.
People! No!
Oh yeah, who calls their grandparents people?
people raise your hands raise your hands everybody who calls your grandparents
people people who says people bro no one oh and then you're not letting no go away
Oh my god, is he gonna eat the girl?
Oh my god, he's a zombie!
It's a zombie!
No, it's a zombie!
Afaa?
How...
How is this possible?
I don't know...
Holy Heaven, get off of there!
The devil!
Come on!
Come on!
No!
Oh my God, this motherfucker is gonna bite somebody.
Come on, come on, come on!
I'm gonna get out of here!
Are you kidding me?
I'm gonna get out of here!
He's crazy! He attacked the elevator!
I'm just confused
No! Oh my god, stupid!
He's gonna kill him, he's gonna kill him
You're gonna buy him too
I'm gonna help him!
Get him!
Oh yeah, y'all ain't never seen a fucking zombie movie, bro!
Oh
They never seen a fucking zombie movie, bro. Not one zombie movie
Oh, what's nice, bro? I was gonna die to go. We need to get her to the hospital. Let me look at let me look at
nobody out. Where's your sister?
Where the fuck are the keys take that score keys are on the dash
holy shit she's gonna die she's gonna be a bit
get the kids meet at the hospital don't take the highway it's blocked
oh no he's gonna get bit
yeah the grandpa bit her face
where's mori?
I don't know
mariana we have to go y'all gots hurt
mariana go on honey we have to go
Come on, honey, we have to go!
No, no, no!
No! No!
It's okay! It's okay!
County General Hospital! I know the way!
Uh-oh.
Oh, shit, he got bit. Oh, no, that's it.
That's it, he's gonna die.
Chop it off! Chop it off! Chop it off! Chop it off!
Hey, nobody is putting the seatbelt on! The belts, please! Put the seatbelt on! Put the seatbelt on!
That's the car's address! If there's an accident, put the seatbelt on! Put the seatbelt on!
Present day!
I'm testing the day!
Oh shit, she's still alive?
Yeah.
Man, big ass her, right?
Her just got there.
Oh, forget your fucking water bottle.
What happened to the bro- Oh my god, I'm guessing the brother died.
The other brother died.
Whoa, he can't do shit. He doesn't have a y'all.
No pain in one y'all.
little. I thought it was drifting southwest but I'm not sure anymore. Every
time I think we should just bed down somewhere and wait for it to pass I
can't shake the thought of us getting caught in the middle of it. It just
keeps coming. It's slow but that almost makes it worse. But you keep moving. It
worked for us so far. As long as we stay supplied we're fine. Yeah maybe you're
right the van isn't so bad we'll figure it out we always do hey we a we always do
I'm gonna sneak a smoke I can't believe you found weed oh shit we found we probably
growing this before they realized they needed food oh shit that we need do you
want me to do that the last joint you rolled looked like a kazoo you're
driving. It was like three days ago.
Relax. Mariana's got headphones on and gave us drooling. I think we're in the
clear. Eyes on the road bro.
Oh give me some of that. Yeah okay sure.
You're saying an awesome example?
Don't judge me.
You're a thief.
What's with the...
I'm all ready.
Oh please!
It's not like it's alcohol.
And what'd he propose?
I reminded him that I'm not exactly stepmother material.
Oh, shit!
Holy shit!
Jesus Christ, right?
You could tell them...
You know you don't need to change.
Popping so much, hold this up.
Or at least you'd hope that being around the kids more would change me, you know?
Do you miss him?
Oh, shit, you don't even think about that a lot.
Honestly, I'm not sure.
Bruh, she's hogging!
I used to talk shit about all those mothers who'd go on about raising their kids being the hardest thing in the world.
It was making me start to think they had a point.
His mood swings are just...
I don't know. Some days I just won't leave him by the side of the road.
Um, hello. You're hogging me. Can I have some, please?
Jesus, obviously.
I mean, or he's going through an apocalypse, like...
Emotional?
Right.
That's cute.
What do you expect, bro?
I love these kids, but I could do without Gabe reminding me I'm not his mother whenever
he's pissed.
Maddie's a teenager. Puberty. Hormones.
Oh yeah. The second you start getting boners, the whole world starts to get dark.
What the fuck?
How are we gonna talk about boners right now?
What are you talking about? Sounds delightful compared to dealing with bloody underwear.
Christ.
Are we gonna answer the period problem now?
I realize that was an awkward transition. Sorry about that.
Come on, Kate. You know we can't do that.
Who said I met with you?
Was she talking about fucking me?
Oh my god.
She wants my pina?
She wants my pina too?
What the fuck?
Yeah but I just denied her and I kinda feel bad maybe I should say yes.
What's that smell?
Yeah, but I just denied her and I kind of feel bad, maybe I should say yes.
What's that smell?
That's gross.
You're, um, we're smoking weed, Mariana.
I already know you guys do drugs.
That's a pretty severe way of phrasing it, Mariana.
Don't talk, Abe.
He's the one who told me.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god.
You're even smoking in the car now?
They took a fuck up, bro.
Everyone roll the windows down before you all get contact high.
We're about to make a supply stop.
Get a judgment call. These kids are judging us? They're judging me?
They're not their parents.
oh my god that truck look at rough look at rough brains look at rough like a
It's a rat, friends.
It is a rat.
Oops, sorry.
You want a moment alone, Mari?
I'm praying I find a candy bar.
Alright. Me too, bro.
What do we actually need?
Uh, a candy bar.
Need, Mariana. Not want.
Pretty much everything.
If it looks useful, let's use it.
Yeah.
Alright. Well, let's start with some gas and move up from there.
Uh-oh.
Oh no!
EW!
Oh, it's different. Gameplay is a little different now.
EW!
EW!
Oh, it's pretty, it's pretty different.
Hey, where are you going?
There's no, like, aiming if you like, scream you out.
It's great you're out.
You sneaky little...
What?
What?
What are you?
Smarty smart.
It'd be nice to find some dinner.
You know what?
You never know.
These past four years people have been hoarding all kinds of shit in all kinds of places.
Oh, and Mari, if there's any trouble, you'd find one of these cars.
Yeah?
Lock yourself in and don't come out.
Not even once it's quiet.
And wait as long as you can.
okay good girl
whoa a flashlight who's the master look around and move
wow i have a flashlight wow
Aaaaaaahhhhhh
Cool!
Nothing good left. Someone picked a clean.
Just rotting bits of old rubber and tires.
Okay, well, I'm sorry I looked.
My bad.
Waste oil. No use to us.
Okay, well, I'm not sure why you had to walk all the way over there. You could have just told me that over here. Sir?
Hey! Any luck, kiddo?
I need a pen.
A pen?
Or a pencil. Just something to write with.
A pen? Why are you looking for that?
There's just something I really want. I really need to do.
And I need a pen for it.
Last night I was thinking about this stupid story my mom used to tell me all the time before bed.
I used to hate it.
But...
But then I realized...
I don't remember the ending.
It was this goofy ending she thought was so funny, and I thought was so dumb.
I want to write down everything I can remember about everything.
Because if I forget, and they're all gone, I'm kinda gone too.
At least a little bit.
I just think that might be kinda important.
That's a great idea, Mariana.
Why not?
Great idea.
That's a great idea. I'm leaving now, and I'm not getting you open.
That's a great idea. Keep it to yourself.
Most of the dashboard is torn out. Seats are gone.
This thing's dead.
I'm sure they'll find easy street soon enough.
Oh, that's gross.
This pod has given me seven days to die vibes.
Loot everything.
Oak.
Okay.
Now I'm sorry I did that.
What's the point of that?
Why'd I do that?
Hey, let's talk to this thing.
You find anything?
I can't stop thinking about that herd.
We get caught in it, and that's it.
Peace, asshole.
You can't charm your way out of that one.
We'd be gone in seconds.
Hey, don't think about that.
We're careful.
We're smart.
We'll stay ahead of them.
I mean, it runs out just as easily as gas.
There's going to be a last one, you know?
A last think of gas, last piece of food.
Oh my god, get.
What if this place is a-
Get a hold of yourself!
And then the next.
And the next.
We're not going to let that happen.
OK?
OK.
I let it have its five minutes.
I'm good.
Jeez.
I'm sorry mom and the son and it's only just begun.
I don't have a day to find.
If we stay for a while.
That could hold a lot of gas could be really handy if we stayed for a while
Look at settling handy for welding or not much else
I'll see you, Slavida.
Oh, Jesus. No, don't. Don't do it.
Don't do it.
No. I'll see you, Slavida.
You forgot us big Spanish, bro.
I'm dead gayess!
That's how life is.
He lives a crazy life.
We're living a crazy life.
I've been some gas out of him.
No more gas for me.
I don't want to hear anything.
I'll leave you kind of there.
No, no hay que llorar.
Que la vida es un carnaval.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Oh, oh, oh, ay.
No hay que llorar.
What's going on in there, buddy?
I'm in a bad mood, okay?
I wanted to go away, but...
he won't.
Bro.
I just wish we weren't always on the road.
Why don't you stop whining and be a little baby?
What in that car? So damn long.
The AC hasn't worked in ages.
And then...
It ain't my last damn tape.
We still got each other.
It's better than nothing, right?
I don't know. Maybe just leave me alone.
Okay.
But if you want to talk later, I'm...
Around.
Whatever. You want me to leave you alone?
I'll leave you here in the junkyard by yourself.
Don't test me.
Don't test me bro. Don't fucking test me. I'll leave you there. I'm gonna fuck
This one looks promising
Me there was a ladder over here hold up
Look at
Some sort of fuel tank
Don't fucking test me bro.
Time?
Look at?
I'll just get the gas and then I'll do that.
I don't know.
Let me look at this and then I'll get the gas and then...
Too risky to search up there. Doesn't look stable.
I'll show you unstable.
E! E! E! E!
There you go.
I was a kid once too, you know. Once upon a time, I also was a kid. I was a kid before
you. I was a kid before you. I know all about being a kid.
Looks like there's more to see up here.
Stay.
Oh, that means, that means cookie.
Oh, you are a kid, and I name it every kid.
Macaulay Culkin.
He hasn't been a kid for a long time, what do you mean he's a kid forever, he's locked,
soul is trapped in the movie Home Alone.
He's married to London Tiptoe. He's married to London Tiptoe.
Married to London Tiptoe, I was like,
ain't you know, his soul is trapped
in the movie Home Alone, He'll Always Be a Child.
He'll never grow old, never grow up,
he'll always be a child in the movie Home Alone.
He's trapped, trapped in the movie,
forever to live it every day of his life.
Why did I click SICK?
Can I bring this back to the car first?
Look at the tiptoe.
Wait, I missed some stuff. What the fuck?
The junkyard, a junkyard full of junk.
I'm gonna jump your ass full of drown
Okay.
Any luck?
Some. But not enough.
Gabe? Hey, Gabe?
Gabe, stay close to Javi.
He was right there!
He was literally right there, Gabe?
Hey look there's one they never took to pieces good catch good job game
Gable!
Gable!
Shit, locked.
Still might be gas in the tank though.
I'll show you gas in the tank.
I
I don't know why everything's making me laugh.
I think my meds are like...
Of course I was in the car. I got a contact high.
I
Gave
What the fuck?
Roll down a window.
The world is but a tree.
Why on your own easy street?
On easy street.
I'm ready, siphon la gasolina.
It's locked.
All right, here goes nothing.
Fuck yeah.
Why he looking at me like that?
Look at all that fuel.
Look at all that dust.
This is going to take a while.
This is going to take a while.
Better go take a piss.
Better go take a piss.
Better go take a piss.
Beg would take a piss Looks pretty picked over
Look, you look over Star Malay in the sun
Shit!
Ow!
Gulp!
Heew!
Looks like you came from in there.
Gabe, stay close.
Gabe, stay close.
The office, la oficina.
Stay close.
I love that show.
You think they're in there right now?
They're probably doing interviews.
I love that show. You think they're in there right now? They'll probably do re-interviews.
Lookin' in?
Might be able to get in through the hatch. Looks pretty run down.
I guess I'll go through the hatch.
I'm going to go and get some water.
I'm going to go and get some water.
I'm going to get some water.
What's a bit of zombie in there?
Oh, zombie!
Ahhhh!
Gabe, come check this out.
I mean, you did have to yell.
Gabe come check this out. I
Mean you didn't have to yell you could have just opened or like a boy you want to come in here this place
Well, no more those at least
No, we're those
No, we're those
She should be careful
The way he said what those enemies, I'm sorry the way he said what those makes it sound like a slur
I was like, Jesus.
At this point...
Oh no.
I don't want no meadows here.
Not in my country.
looks pretty comfortable and pretty gross someone jerked off in here
double A's i know someone will be happy to see these don't be aah oh yeah doesn't she want to pan too
Then find apple apple pain.
Cock a fool.
Are you kidding me?
Lucky for you.
They put enough preservatives in this stuff to last for centuries.
There's enough food in here to keep us going for a long time.
Oh, check it out.
This is actual honesty, God.
Pudding!
Seriously?
Oh, not that poor thing.
It's not just food.
There's a mattress.
There's blankets.
Someone else's mattress.
Someone else's blankets.
We need to just take our gas and get on the road.
Well, you gotta admit, it's kinda cozy in here.
The van is cozy.
This is creepy.
Eh, c'mon, one night, we bunk down, eat a real meal.
It would be nice not to sleep in the van for a change.
Please?
The herd is coming, if it's not here already.
We should go and get ahead of it, before it's too late.
The fence is reinforced, we'll be fine.
We found this.
Can we just enjoy it Pavi? Can we? The kids are right. We deserve them. Let's give them a break. Yes
These kids are going crazy kids go wild. Just stay indoors and keep your ears open
Just in case
Cool. You can have your own
Oh, guess what?
Uh, no.
She can really drown us out.
See?
She won't forget it.
I didn't find a pin.
I don't know how I always end up being the mean stepmom and you get to be the cool uncle.
We should be able to switch roles now and then.
Look, it's just a nice break.
We get to spend the night with four walls instead of four wheels.
Maybe it's a little bit of a plan.
Whatever.
It's fine.
Grab some gas.
We're out of here in a few hours hey, wait, but you oh
A candy bowl you're the cool one remember should expect it from you
What the fuck you think you're doing with our gas oh shit
Wait.
Come on, speak up!
Whoa, whoa, look, the gas is all there. Just keep it.
Yeah, I'm thinking it's a little too late for that.
I don't know.
You ain't the loner type. I can tell.
I know you got people.
Yeah, you got people around here somewhere.
Uh-oh. I didn't know what to say.
Fan out, look for the others. Blonnie, you're with me.
Hey! You assholes in there! I got your boar!
You don't want them getting shot you best come out there careful with our hands up
We I just became a pro tagging me pushed by her own people that shit's gonna make my day
Open it real slowly
Don't fuck up
Oh fuck
Excuse me
Can you stop pointing that gun at my face?
I knew you weren't alone. Fuckin' knew it.
Move!
They're all by your lonesome.
I wanna eat some pudding, bro!
Now, families are all open. You can't just take what you like.
I ate all those yeah me you by yourself now yeah what can I say they're
small little pudding cooks you got a real smart mouth you fucking watch what
you say why is a high I get it all right you're starving who the fuck is it at
the end of your rope thought you had paid her honest mistake but I got this
Sneaky fucking feeling
You're full of shit
I ain't gonna let it be like last time some asshole's rolled on us
Keep an eye on this dickhead. I'm gonna grab some cuffs. You got it
Just chill, okay
No need to make this any harder. Look here, buddy. He's not thinking straight. So let's talk
Okay, you and me we can get this sorted out now. It's his call
What the fuck bro your boys an asshole? This doesn't have to go
The fuck was that noise?
What you got hiding under there boys?
Children
If you know something you better spill it
You don't want me finding out for myself
Oh God Arnold roll
Can we take him? Can I... Can... Should I...
Should I...
Fuck!
Oh shit.
shit. Guys, get the fuck in here! Holy shit! Uh oh. You have to pay for what you've done
here oh no
damn well at least the kids are safe I guess hi I can't believe you threw the
gun we're fucking pussy hey my family where are they what did you do with my
family please man just do us both a favor and pretend you're still asleep I
wouldn't start talking if I were you you're lucky we do things a certain way
I'm already tempted to put a bullet in your brain for what you did to Lonnie
back then we start talking I'm gonna get angry there's gotta be a way we can
work all this out you know make a deal I feel like he's like it ain't my call
All right, you best be glad it ain't please just stop all right
You don't want me riled up kid
Put you to sleep myself we still got a haul ahead of us, and I'm not about to listen
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Uh oh.
Get the gun, bro.
Don't drop it this time.
Hey!
Uh...
I don't know. I don't know. I might let him go. I feel like...
I feel like if I shoot him, I'm wasting a bullet.
Shoot Kenny! Kenny's not here!
I mean he didn't really do anything to me why do I have to shoot him he didn't really
I don't know if he did it I don't know if I should shoot him or not come on
I don't like.
I'm not gonna show them.
Oh, fuck. Yeah. Alright.
That's good. Just keep looking forward.
Please. I just... I need help.
Well, that's obvious.
No way.
Where your friend there ran off. I don't think he's likely to come back and save you. Oh my god. It's
She's so grown up. Okay. Now don't do anything stupid because I'm not as nice as you I won't hesitate
Oh my god, she's all grown up
I can't
Well, wait, did you do that with the tree I was trying to stop the truck
Shit damn girl
Yeah, you stopped it all right
Tree fell slower than I thought it would
She's eating apple!
My niece loves chocolate!
Come on, Quinn.
You're a good girl.
Keep your eyes closed and count to 100 before you go.
Wait, just...
My family.
I need to get back to them.
We were attacked, and I don't...
I just need to know where I am.
We were driving down the 522, and that's when we found the junkyard.
They're still there.
I need to get back to them.
I know where that is. You said you were driving.
Can you help us, Van?
Yeah.
I'll take you to the junkyard. If you let me have your van.
I get you there in one piece, then I drive away.
Yeah, absolutely. You got a deal.
Let's get rid of Van.
Good. Let's go.
She won't leave with the van. She's a good girl.
Is this really necessary?
I don't know you. I don't trust you and I'm not taking any chances
So it's safer for both of us if you're tied up
Look, I get it
You're being cautious. Glad we understand each other
The names are there by the way people call me Javi
Clementine
Well
Thanks for not killing me Clementine
Don't thank me yet.
Aw.
That's crazy. This is crazy. She's all grown up.
Check out our clementines all grown up now.
Look at her. She's so grown.
And she's carrying a shotgun.
She's still doing what Jane taught her, oh my god!
We raised her well, chat.
Oh no, not the muertos!
What are you calling?
Walkers.
What do you call the ones that run?
They're all fucking walkers, okay?
Look, I'm just...
I'm not used to being around other people.
Not for a while anyway.
Usually, it's just me on my own.
Sounds kind of lonely if you ask me.
Well, I didn't ask you.
And anyway, I prefer it like that.
Oh no!
What happened, bro?
Uh-oh.
So what was at this junkyard?
Shit.
My brother's kids.
And his wife.
It's impressive. Surviving this long. Not sure how you did it.
Just keeping everyone together like that.
Well, I didn't do it alone. My, uh, uh, Kate helped. She did most of the work actually.
Sounds nice. Having a partner.
It is. How about you? You must have been pretty young when this shit started.
I was but some people looked out for me too what happened to them same thing that
happens to everyone man oh we can't stay here there's a town up ahead we can
stay there until the herd passes otherwise we're walker food fine whatever
you say thank you don't make me regret this oh shit my family my family come on
My family! Please, my family!
Hello? Are they loading every single locker?
There!
Get to the gate!
Let's get going!
Go open up!
There!
Get to the gate!
Open up!
Open up!
Who is that?
I can't open the gate till you clear them out!
Can't risk it!
Okay, here we go.
WAPLONS!
FUCK!
These bullets won't fire!
The lemon time saved the Aplorns!
Get your ass inside!
Come on now!
She said the Aplorns!
Ahhhh!
God effing dammit, Prince Eden!
One of these days, those doors are gonna close,
and your ass will be on the other side.
Yeah, and when that day comes, Trip,
I promise I'll eat you first.
Holy shit!
Fine thing.
It's Clementine, right?
You stayin' a while this time?
No.
Once the walkers pass, I'm taking this guy to a junkyard off the highway.
My family might be trapped there.
Hiding from some very bad dudes. Well shit. I'm truly sorry to hear that
This herd rolled in pretty quick. We're hoping it's gone just as fast
So just keep your heads down and steer clear of trouble. You got me?
Yeah, there's too much going on outside the walls tonight. We'll be cool
Just need a place to ride out the herd. That's all. All right
I'm gonna hold you to that and I wouldn't recommend changing your mind if you want to
It's like a bull Santa Claus.
Buffy on Santa.
Press Scott.
It's a pretty cool place actually built from an old airstrip I guess.
The people on the other hand, they're not my favorite.
Uh-oh.
Usually I'm in and out as quick as I can manage.
Not exactly an option this time though.
Hey, what's the problem?
You have some sort of history here that I should know about.
Not really. I just...
I know what people are capable of.
I see.
And she knows a lot.
Hey, Bobby.
What's... what's up?
My family...
They're still out there.
They're gonna be able to follow that.
If you guys made it this long, I'm sure you know...
they'll know what to do.
Let's go this way. I gotta see a guy about some bullets I hope they know my family
My family, Leo.
Damn, bro.
Damn, Clementine, what the fuck?
Holy shit.
He's so badass now.
Well, he's not going anywhere.
Looks like someone's in the middle of a game.
Whoa.
I wonder where they found this old thing.
I haven't seen one of these in years.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
This old thing. I haven't seen one of these in years.
Wow. Better go take that shit.
Chess. Not really my game. I think Gabe used to play though.
Haha. Okay.
Play your hand. You're gonna lose, but you don't have to do it in slow motion.
Don't try and rush me. I know you're a game.
This is my game. Clearly.
Always a smartass. Well, it ain't gonna work.
My bunny.
Wonder if it's loaded.
No wonder if it's loading.
Excuse me.
Oh, you again.
You got some moves. I'll give you that.
Hold on a minute.
Don't I know you from somewhere?
I don't know. Maybe.
Garcia. Javier Garcia.
Well, what is worth it? I think you got screwed on the gambling thing.
A lifetime ban. Shit.
Wait, he's famous?
Said I had a 20-year career.
Way I see it nothing wrong with betting on yourself to win. Oh, and that got a lifetime BAM
Honestly, I don't even think about it anymore
Oh, he's so wait was he like a finish baseball player anyway
I'm count rad this is Francine. He runs the place. I just take his money. Yeah. Well, maybe I'm just letting you win
Actually, damn
Games poker five card stud
What do you think should I call should I fold?
Hmm don't get too intimidated. I lose more often than I care to admit
I don't know
I don't know.
Car fold.
What the...
I don't know what that just means.
Who pairs and I bet we all think you know what you're talking about you guys all think
you're just big, you're just big, box of know-it-alls.
This big box in the water, just acting like y'all know.
All his bluff.
Though all it takes is one good hand.
He's bluffing.
He's got bullshit written all over him.
Ha ha ha.
It's not a fact.
I think I'll listen to the man.
Call.
Moment of truth.
Flip him.
Oh my.
Ain't that a pretty sight.
Good looking hand there, but not good looking enough.
Dammit.
God dammit.
Shit.
Sorry.
And thanks for playing.
Let me get you a drink for the assist.
On the house.
A free drink for me, thanks.
Wow, this smells like turpentine.
That's the weird stuff.
Don't turn away from me, I'm talking to you.
Oh shit.
Hey, what's the point of talking when I already told you a deal is a deal, and it's done.
Holy shit.
What's going on?
This guy ripped me off.
I traded him a crate of perfectly good batteries, and he gave me a box of bullets that won't fire!
He could have gotten both of us killed!
Oh yeah? And who the fuck are you, a bodyguard or something?
Damn right!
Cause I don't scare easy.
Alright.
She doesn't need a bodyguard. She can take care of herself. Believe me.
Well, you can't even prove those the bullets I traded you.
Oh, hey, Clem, come on.
He knows the bullets don't work.
Listen to it. He's not even nervous.
Oh shit.
I could have died because of his bullets.
I'm fucking believable.
Look out!
Oh shit.
Give me real bullets now!
Let's all cool down, huh?
you were acting crazy I was too we just got a little out of hand that's all just
give me what I'm owed Jesus you gotta get her under control man no this ain't no
way to do business boy you have a wrong buddy I don't control her which looks
like bad news for you had a deal all right hey okay all right so hey well
We'll trade back. I'll find some batteries.
I don't need batteries!
What I need are bullets that won't get me killed!
Oh!
Oh no. Oh no.
Drop the gun! Right now!
See, he attacked you and that he was going for his gun.
I fucking warned you!
Eli attacked him. I only shot because...
Shut it! You done enough talking!
Uh-oh!
Drop it!
There's a hurt out there and you're firing off a fucking...
what the fuck happened here he attacked hobby okay it was self-defense oh
she's lying did she really have to shoot
look at my eye man of course she's told the truth the guy ripped her off
reached for his gun and would have shot me if she hadn't signed it
you happy now god damn it I'm putting you two under locking key until I figure
what you do oh hey what are you for real that's real as it gets now move it
damn bro we've got something nerve-wracking in my bar
how to punch your fucking lights out both of you but you know I was a great
a certified dipshit I'll even have someone come take a look at that cut
Okay, bro.
Thanks for having my back at the hangar.
That was, um, that was cool of you.
Of course. Anytime.
I mean, you and I are a team now.
Thanks.
Aw.
They're gonna be best friends!
Just don't think this makes us friends or anything.
Okay, never mind. They're not gonna be best friends.
Hello?
I'm Eleanor, I'm what passes for a doctor around here.
Eleanor!
The trip sort of over does it sometimes.
I hate that I'm treating you in a cage, like you're some feral animal.
Javier, pleasure's all mine.
Oh shit.
And you now?
Now, let's see about that wound.
You let us out please?
Yeah, he got you good.
I don't hold still.
Why is it always the pretty ones who end up causing the most trouble?
Oh, she!
Because it could look equal bad behavior or something.
Are you calling me pretty?
I was talking about Eli, the dead guy.
What the fuck?!
Good. Because I prefer dashing. Or debonair, maybe.
Yeah. I'll try to keep that in mind.
You know, if you can't flirt in the apocalypse, when can you flirt, you know what I mean?
People are saying she killed a man in cold blood.
If you don't mind me asking, what did happen exactly?
That they were arguing and that she went crazy over nothing?
That guy had it coming. Believe me. Karma, Justice, you call it whatever you want.
Fuck that bastard.
Hey, okay. If you say so.
Best thing is probably for you two to leave town and get back to your group.
We were attacked earlier this evening
There were four of us
Sorry, if there's he told her if there's anything I can do to help
Much to offer you, but I know a thing or two about losing family if you really want to help me
Let us out of this cage
Eleanor you done yet just about
All right, here's what we're gonna do
I'm driving you that junkyard myself. Get you out of my hair and no one can say I
didn't do right by no one. In the meantime, you two can sleep right here and think
about what shitheads you were earlier. Oh he's gonna go to the junkyard?
And on my timeline. You got me?
No, no way. I need to get back on the road ASAP.
Javier, I'm not negotiating here. Okay.
trip it doesn't seem right to wait how these people they can need a medic no no
way not putting you in that kind of danger again that's not your call
damn maybe we should have been like okay tomorrow it is maybe there's another
way we've got a rear gate down at the other end of the airfield we don't use
it much but well we could leave tonight oh shit it's the past the herd get a jump
start on reaching that junkyard.
It's too risky.
And if we're at those, we're to somehow surround us.
We don't worry.
It'll be fine.
Anyway, think about it.
I've got to check on some patients, but I'll be back in an hour.
We're leaving in an hour.
No, I never would have guessed she had it in her.
Yeah.
She's.
Oh, you're so familiar.
Maybe this sounds weird.
But I still trust Tripp more than I trust her.
Oh shit. Chat, what do we do? Should we wait?
With Tripp in the morning? Or leave with Eleanor? I-I'm just saying!
It is kinda weird that Eleanor's like really like, into like...
I trust Clem. I'm sorry.
You're right. Tripp's got more muscle, just in case.
Well, wait, and get a ride with him.
Glad you're finally listening to reason.
I feel like she'll kill me.
You know, Ralph.
When I met you, I thought you'd just be another asshole like everyone else.
And to think that when we first met, you nearly blew my head off.
Ha ha! Yeah, guess I made the right call.
I wanna believe...
It's gonna be a while before that hurt passes.
When he might as well get some sleep.
I wonder what would have happened if we would have left with Elinor.
Oh shit, are we going into a brain?
Uh oh.
That's good.
You're the first gear's the hardest part.
It's the baby.
Not just stay on the road.
Oh kid, he's an old man!
Let's try shifting into second.
Not bad at all, especially for a first time.
You just gotta ease up off the clutch a little smoother, alright?
You don't have to make the switch all at once.
I want to do it again you will and next time just be gentle oh god and once we
get down to Florida and manual wheels and I'll make a sailor out of you oh my god
back to Florida with the boat look at that
I just can't get him to talk it's unusual for his age I know he don't pop the
heaters broken he's cold only makes sense to head for Florida sooner than
later leave all this snow behind right be like summer every day I'm gonna have
to find me some shorts yeah no kidding it's freezing outside the sooner the
better for sure no more winters ever again Clem no more winters I'll teach AJ
to fish how to swim we'll watch the sunrise every morning well you know
that didn't happen I wonder what happened we ain't getting nowhere doing 25
miles an hour. Shift her into third. Let's get a rea-
We're going in the third? Holy shit!
Well there you go, Clam. Time we get to Florida, you'll be a better driver than me.
Proud of you, Clam.
Hey, I really appreciate you teaching me.
You know, I-
Oh, God.
I always dreamed about the day I'd teach Dr. Grant.
You're the best second chance I could ask for.
No, that's so sweet.
Where's your blanket, goofball?
I swear this kid never makes a peep.
Who knows how long he's gone without a blanket.
What's he'll blanket on?
Duck was gabbing a mile a minute his age.
Wasn't full sentences, but...
...something.
There's nothing wrong with AJ.
He'll talk when he's ready.
I know. Just a bit odd for a child his age.
No, no.
And again, Albert Einstein didn't talk till he was four.
Look how he turned out.
He did it?
Crap!
I got it!
Turn the wheel!
Don't!
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
What happened?
Hey, Jay!
Oh, God. You're okay.
Wha-
Oh!
Oh, no! Did he get thrown out the car?
Oh!
Oh, no!
Oh, Kenny.
Alright, now I know why you guys are the woman.
Come on, Kenny.
Oh, shit. Are you okay, Kenny?
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Is A-A.J. okay?
Shit.
Help me up.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no, oh no.
I don't feel anything.
Oh no, is he paralyzed?
Cling, I don't feel anything.
Huh? I can't feel my legs.
Oh, shit.
I just... can't get up!
God damn it!
I can get you into the car!
I don't... you know... shit!
This ain't gonna work, Clem.
Oh, shit.
Hey! Hey! Stay away from him!
Oh, no! Oh!
You gotta go help AJ, Clem.
I am letting you watch those fuckers cheer me up.
No, I won't give up on you!
No! Clementine, no! There's no point!
Come on, can he help me?
Not today, you son of a bitch!
Go! Don't look back!
No.
Oh, oh!
Hey, come on!
Bruh that's... oh my god that sucks!
Hey, Clint.
Aw man.
He's there.
Hey.
I can't...
I can't believe after all this time, a fucking car accident will take him out. Holy shit.
What the fuck? That's so fucked up.
Man, this is why you always have to wear your seatbelt.
Yeah, we're close.
I gotta say, I hope your people are safe and sound. Eleanor asked me before we left to make sure of it.
Oh yeah?
Yes sir. That's what I'm gonna do.
That's what I'm gonna do.
But why she went to bat for you, I've got no idea.
I mean, she hardly even knows you.
And you don't know her for that matter.
No, there's not much mystery to a trip.
She's a good human being.
Yeah, Eleanor's got a big heart.
I know, Ron, Truster.
Uh-oh.
I feel so sad.
Guys, that's the place.
Uh-oh, the car's smoking.
Oh, shit.
What a mess.
Aw, that sucks bro, I feel so bad.
Jesus.
Is the outcome the same even though-
Kate's good in a crisis. She'd know how to get shelter.
What's that?
Oh, a weapon. You know what, at least- at least we're with him. Like, in his-
in his final moments. I think, I think I feel happy knowing that we were with him
and that he died to save us. He died because of you? Oh he didn't. He died because the
car crashed and because walkers were there. He didn't die because of me.
God damn it.
Who crashed the car? I don't know guys, did I deliberately crash the fucking car or was it a fucking accident?
Oh, that's her Walkman thing.
Her Walkman Player thing.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Mariana Mariana Mariana Mariana you're here
Oh
I can't believe it you told me where to hide I just listen to what you said
Lock yourself in and don't come out not even once. It's quiet. It kept running through my head like on loop
I'm giving you exactly what you showed them. I always knew you were a smart kid
Thanks, it was scary at first, but once the moifos couldn't see me anymore. They just passed by
We got pulled apart when that huge bunch of muertos showed up.
Kate yelled that they were going to try to make it back to the van.
And that's where we're headed.
Let's go find your brother, sweetheart.
Oh no.
Aww.
No.
No sign of him.
They must have seen it like this, then gone someplace else to hide.
Damn, what the fuck?
Okay.
Oh shit, back to me!
Ariana, stay back!
WONDER!
Hi pitch noise. What does that mean?
You're frame.
I
V
You found us hey hey
Okay, I got you. You're happy to see me
I'm okay, we're kiss
Gross come on. I think we get a pass
us. What the? I wanted to come after you. I swear I did. You don't have to snout all
over my shirt about it. I thought we were dead. Like, never gonna see you again dead.
We only had a couple bullets left. But you made it. You're still alive, aren't you?
So is Kate. So is Mari. That's all that matters. You did good, Gabe. I was just so scared. I'm
It's not at TR, the husband's bad! What the fuck?
Oh yeah.
who's the kid with the gun she have a name you want to share with us or are you
gonna make me do my own introductions Clementine's a friend hi there glad I
was able to help well we're very grateful to you really there's a town
nearby it's safe I like the sound of that
oh my god Harvey do they have hot water even like luke warm water would be
okay and bubble bath wouldn't bubble bath be amazing I don't think they'll bubble
bath right trip well I guess you'll find out ain't no bubble bath in the
He's gonna be this place.
Stop jinxing it!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Some things are worth saying woo-hoo about, that's all.
I'll say woo-hoo!
When we get back to Prescott, you still owe me a working ride.
I haven't forgotten about our deal.
You couldn't have known what happened to your van, but still, I need some way out of here.
Don't worry.
I haven't forgotten our arrangement.
I know it's not the easiest thing to find, but cool.
I
Thanks
Oh my f- what the f- holy shi-
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
These fucking- I swear to god- oh my- a drip what the fuck man!
Holy shit they fucking got her dead center in the head what the fuck and I liked her
She was so sweet! What the fuck, man?!
You really thought you could do stuff back in here like nothing happened?!
I don't think so!
Harvey! We can't leave her!
She's dead!
Oh, shit!
Carrie!
Stop!
No! Stop! What the fuck?!
F*** me, help!
What the fuck were they doing?
Why did she- why did she-
What the fuck?
Why? Why did she fucking... I don't understand!
Why the fuck? Like... what the fuck?
I hate this game now.
I just feel, I feel like, I feel like, help Kate or shoot back.
I just don't know if if he would...
Shoot Kenny...
W-We can't shoot Kenny anymore!
Kenny's dead!
I-Okay.
Normally, I feel like he would run to his family,
make sure they're okay however I feel like after everything he's seen he would
shoot because he's so he's so traumatized with seeing what happened
with Mariana that he's like
I
Protect my family bro
She's dead bro
Oh Jesus. Jesus, I'm so- She just- I know, Harvey. And there'll be time for all that, but not right now. Kate needs a doctor.
Which means we gotta go. Wait, I thought she got shot in the leg! She got shot in the-
Kate? Are you okay?
I'm fine. Really?
She's not. And the longer it takes us to get out of here, the worse off she's gonna be.
Let me get out of here.
We stay here and we finish this.
Are you fucking nuts?
We gotta get the fuck out of here right now!
I've already killed one of you.
If we don't stop them, they're gonna come after your family again.
Let Trit help them.
If you stay with me.
What?
No!
Uh, uh, Harvey, you have to come with us!
Harvey, please!
Trust me, Harvey.
We have to end this now.
No!
I have to do what Clementine said.
Bobby, please come with us!
Get her back to Prescott.
We'll cover you.
Bobby!
Go with them.
I'll be fine.
Give me a hand here, kid!
Just keep firing until they're out of sight, okay?
Clem knows what she's doing, bro.
I trust her.
We trained her well.
We stand with- we ride her down with Clementine, bro!
Poppy, don't!
Oh my god, that was insane.
Did you stay the night at the junkyard? You and 54% chose to stay the night at the junkyard.
Did you shoot the driver or let him go?
You in 52% chose to let the driver go.
What was the aftermath of the shooting?
You in 94.3% of players got locked up.
Wait, what?
There's a small percentage that doesn't get locked up?
How the fuck?
Who brought you to the junkyard? You and 49% went with trip to the junkyard.
Did you escape with your family or stay with Clementine? You and 84% of players stayed
with Clementine!
Wow.
That's crazy, bro.
Oh my God.
I can't believe this. I can't believe it.
Oh, there's always right? Clemmons are gold.
Oh my god. This season is rough as fuck. Holy shit.
This is rough, bro.
This is rough.
Ruff, ruff!
It gets rougher? Oh God. Oh God, oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
What happened to- yeah, what happened to AJ? Like, where is he?
High as a blind part too, in the wake of escalating trouble, I've yearnedly the group of refugees towards the safety of a nearby town.
Each episode is like two hours, right?
Like the other time?
It's a 10 hours game.
I'm making great progress.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
I'm debating if I should, if I should rest or not hold up.
for me I think I need to rest extras
Oh, that's cool.
Shark?
Shant, that's it for me today.
You want a lie? Cause I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
Holy shit, that was loud as fuck.
That, I'm tired.
I'm tired, I need to rest.
But you know what?
Thank you for spending 11 hours and 23 minutes of your day with me.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Thank you for spending 11 hours and 23 minutes of your day with me.
Thank you for spending time with me today.
I unfortunately have a ton of meetings tonight so I'm not sure.
I don't think I'll be able to stream tonight, because my meetings are a lot, and I might
get out late, so I might take tonight off, but I'll be back on Wednesday.
I'll be back on Wednesday for a fun stream.
Wednesday, I'll be back Wednesday, I'll be back Thursday, I'll be back Friday, Saturday
and Sunday!
But for now, I'm going to bed.
I love you, David, and I'll see you tomorrow!