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02-27-2026 · 14h 29m
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I'm serious, that's what it is, baby, it's too hard, no, it is so hard
Please, I won't let you die, but I'll fall inside, I'll do it
You think I can, to get you to know this place
But it's not, it's such a beautiful land
I didn't drink, it was made for you as a cat
But he has a more solid style
That's why you say you're better than me
Let's go see Canada
Scaring, dirty, too
Why would you mind?
We're falling prey, but it got the machine
I thought he was gonna kiss me
But I was reaching for his kiss
It's not it, so bad that I was there
But this guy just doesn't get it
Oh, day three, day four, day five
Yes, I'm the third wheel to the spare
Let's go see Canada
As good as you treat your dad
I'm serious, but that is a thing
You're the one that's gonna make me dance
I'm falling down, I'm doing it again
To get you to notice that I'm so afraid
That's what it takes
To know that we're the first two to wear on our next day
And I was prepared to hold you to my purpose
But I swear I'm just a piece of cake
But since it all makes sense
I'm just a star that's working
Turns out this night's kinda long
I didn't know God is working friends are this much highly done
Your aims are not so bad
Oh God, is this what I become?
I'm losing all my language since one day I'm no bonus
You wear a fluffy cap, but hurt this danger
No! No!
Very clean and slow, does it take you too long?
I'm feeling out of style, so be careful
You're looking at yourself
Really, I won't let you go
I'm falling down
We're all same track, that's why we're in hell In hell, quiet the fuck up
All you've found
Rules you play by safe
But they won't help
Help, be honest with yourself
Hit me, hit me
With a bit of love, baby
Make sure it hurts
I want to feel the blood
Hold these, hold these
You're as bad as us
Lash your bubble bags
Cause I do love the West
What is the point in lying?
It's not like you enjoy
You start to hide feeling so trapped
You get a real bad rep
But look at what's inside
Don't waste your life away
Be like the rest
I am the centerpiece
My love breaks into pieces
Turns out when you're at my feet
Love me right and I'll tell you free
You cannot feel the fate
Why not the sweet release
Why not from hell's not a disgrace
you
you
you
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You
You came in rock to roll, rock to roll
Swimming in the deep wide open under speed
I'm off to roll, now we off that way
You came in rock to roll, rock to roll
You came in rock to roll, rock to roll
You came in rock to roll, rock to roll
In the next floor you playin' black game
Back to cock you been callin' on the play
Back to cock callin' even my friends
Even on touch, even on hands
Don't treat me like a boy, give me my face
Obsession was never my plan
Take your time, you should spend it your pace
One and the same
Boy, you came and rocked the road
Rocked the road, clubbed me up to daylight
She gave me some steam like rocked the road
Now, I'm off the win
Boy, you came and rocked the road
Rocked the road, swimming in the deep part
I've been on the speed, I'm off the road
Now we have to wait for you to come in
So, that's it for this video, I hope you enjoyed it, I'll see you in the next one, peace out.
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Are you ready?
Are you ready for a medical mystery?
Are you ready for a magical evening of called it's Thursday?
Are you ready for a magical Thursday?
Are you ready for a trusday?
Are you ready for a trusday?
Magical trusday.
Guys we have a dilemma on our hands.
of the moment. A dilemma, a dilemma. A dilemma if you will. A dilemma if you will. A dilemma
if you will.
A gubada ba dee ba ba if you will.
A mystery of murderous proportions.
A mystery of murderous proportions.
a moment of moments of momentous occasion stop we can't shoot any he's dead already he's
dead he has died he is dead walk has got him walk has got him
A walker's got him.
A walker's got him.
A walker's got him.
The right choice is the one that keeps us alive!
Except the forced moments!
It's whenever you're put to the test!
Stop acting like you know the way ahead, like you know the rules!
Yeah, like you know-
There are no rules, man!
We're lost!
There are no rules, man!
There's no rules, man!
There are no rules, man!
the rules yeah like you know rules man we're lost there's no rules man
Sorry I just opened a video and it was Rick Grimes falling from the hospital bed onto his
ass.
Hello bros, I'm a bit confused.
Where you just gonna get it?
When are you going to get it?
I was prepared to fap, but I wasn't prepared to feel.
Where you gonna get it?
You know it.
My programs was a dilemma Oh
Uh...
Dilemma?
Umm...
What are we talking about?
Pfft!
Guys, I don't remember what we were talking about.
What were we talking about again?
What did they say?
Oh yeah, the dilemma.
The dilemma, the dilemma, the problem.
The problem, the problem.
The problem, the problem for today.
Guys, the problem for today?
Excuse me, Ms. Mousy, I believe you have forgotten something critically important to your stream.
We have yet to take a ride down Easy Street.
Oh yeah, Easy Street.
We'll do that later.
What's her problem? I don't know. Restart my brain, bro.
Pyro, thank you so much for the five gifted subs. I appreciate it. Thank you very, very much. Thanks, bros.
Thanks, bros.
Okay, but what's the dilemma though? Oh yeah, the dilemma, the dilemma.
No dilemma, never mind.
I'm just kidding.
The dilemma that we're having today is Resident Evil 9 comes out today.
That's the dilemma at midnight.
That's a good level for me and three plus hours
and we were gonna play walking dead and now like oh shit but the new game
Time comes out today, I don't know.
I don't know.
Stop walking them now and finish the woman!
No, that's not... we're not doing that!
We're not doing that! We are not doing that!
We're not doing that, bro.
We're not doing that. That's not what we're doing.
Who died so far on your walking dead one?
Who hasn't died?
Everyone's died!
I think it's easier to keep a tally of the people who haven't died!
Clementine!
Clementine!
I feel like literally everybody we've met has died.
has died except for her as anyone died twice technically yes Kenny because we
thought Kenny died and we were like oh man Kenny died and then it turns out he
Didn't die.
So yes, Kenny did die two times.
That's true.
Kenny did die two times.
Twice I tell you.
He died twice.
How about you?
How many times did you die?
How about you? How many times?
We were dead the whole time. No!
Oh my god, did I imagine you guys this whole time?
Have I imagined all of you this whole fucking time?
I always come back. Okay spring trap. Okay.
All right. All right. You all right. Sit the fuck down. Okay. Let's sit down.
Now, bro.
Get the fuck down.
How many times have you died on stage?
Every time I perform I die.
Every time I stream a piece of me dies.
Every time I stream a piece of me dies.
Now since I'm bald and I've donated lots of plasma, is there a chance you have some of mine?
What percentage of bald does that make you?
Umm...
Maybe 0.001% bald.
Are you hoping to infect people with bald?
That's not how it works.
That's not how it works.
I'm sorry, bald.
I'm sorry, bald.
That's not how it works, bald.
The walking bald.
I don't hate bald people.
I love bald.
I love bald.
Stop.
Don't be that way.
Bald is beautiful.
It's okay.
You can be bald.
it's okay you can be bald go ahead be bald
Oh
Bald men are hot there I said it true
True!
Hey, Matt was bald?
That's true, he was bald.
Was he hot though? I don't know. Debatable.
Everyone should be bald at least once in their life.
You think so? Everybody should be bald at least one time?
Have you ever thought that you got plasma from someone in chat?
And do you ever shiver at knowing it might be Scuttlebutts?
Um, I know that it's not Scuttlebutts because Scuttlebutt has never donated plasma.
On the off-tent, Scuttlebutt did donate plasma.
It's probably not gonna be from then.
We all start looking like bald potatoes.
I sold my hair once for $500 donation to Relay for Life.
Oh!
I wanted to donate my hair one time.
I wanna donate my hair. I grew up very very long.
I grew a very long toe to my butt.
Wait, is that how we go?
Boston now has maybe got a bunch of plasma from Boston.
Boston.
I grew all the way down past my butt.
And then I got really sick and I got locked up.
I
Like that shit
You can always tell what I've been locked up cuz I chop off all my hair bro. I chop it all off when I get locked up
You can always tail there's nothing worse than being in the hospital and having long hair, bro
Why is that, um, well, sometimes when you're in the hospital, you can't really do all the
things that you normally do for yourself at home.
So you have to rely on other people to do it.
a lot of times that doesn't work out well and sometimes that it just doesn't happen so then
you stay days without brushing your hair or if you're unconscious then you're more days
without brushing your hair. It is the worst. It is the worst. One time, my hair got super
super tangled and it was pretty bad. I'm like ahhhhhhhhh
Big mouse could pull off dreadlocks.
Dreadlocks are very hard to maintain, you know.
You know, they require a lot of care.
They're not as easy as you think.
But also...
Leave my Latina hair alone!
Leave my Latina hair alone!
Leave it alone!
Leave it alone!
Leave it alone!
I used to know this girl that had dreads and I was like bro I don't know how
it's just and she had him so long super super super long like really long like
super long it's a lot it's a lot to do it's a lot to do it's a lot to do bro
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Bendiciones para ti, bendiciones para ti, bendiciones para ti, bendiciones para ti.
I want to be sad when you finish the walking dead series.
No, we'll just like not finish it.
I'm just kidding.
I'll be sad.
Be happy that it happened.
I'm just kidding.
I'll be sad.
Be happy that it happened.
happened.
A few years ago, at the hospital I worked at, a group of us bought a bunch of brushes and
safe products and with the permission of the director we went and detailed and safety-styled
patients have. I think we did about 160 or so patients.
Oh that's so nice! That's so nice! That's wonderful!
That's wonderful!
You thought that was a baby crying? No! That was me stretching! What the fuck?
What the?
Are you planning on doing another IRL soon?
Yes, yes I am.
Yes I am.
I'm good, I'm gonna be 100% honest with you.
These next few months,
I think April, May, June, July, August,
September are gonna be the busiest months.
I think March is like literally my last month of rest.
Can't stand me, thank you so much for the 10 gift subs.
I think March is like the last month where it's like nothing is really happening.
March is the calm before the storm, it's true, it's true.
April, May, June, July, August, September.
A lot of shaters going on.
And I was debating doing a slowdown in September and I'm still kind of like, I don't know if I should or not.
I don't know if I should or not. I think I might. I think I might. I think I might. Maybe.
Yes, concert is also happening too, so...
Holy shit.
I don't know.
I must pray for the team because there's a lot of shit going on.
There's a lot of stuff going on.
Even stuff that I had to say no to, which makes me sad.
I'm trying to say yes to everything, but I can't.
Unfortunately I've had to say no to some things.
I wish I could say I could relax in March, but by relax I mean like, it's not even relaxed.
that's what that's what's going on that's what's going on bro that's what's happening
that's what's happening right now
I am, I am a stuffed door now.
Even voicing in a game we wanna play.
I am voicing in a game that you wanna play.
I could be voicing in another game you never know.
You never know bro, you never know.
You never know, I could be voicing in another game you never know.
Oh, that's my Q.
It could be voicing an anime.
I tried out for an anime, but I didn't get the part.
I tried out for an anime recently, but I didn't get the part.
Somebody else got the part.
It was Sayu?
It wasn't Sayu.
But it was somebody that you guys know.
It was somebody that you guys know and I think they did the part wonderfully.
No, it was not Omelette.
One day, Sayu will be voicing Iron Mouse.
I'm gonna call her but I saw you.
What are you gonna voice me?
When are you going to voice me, Sayu? When is it going to be me?
When are you going to fit into your role as voicing me?
When are you going to do your job and voice me?
Huh?
Broke it with your pit.
Do it as an April Fools!
Yeah guys, I'm just saying this April for April Fools, Sayu's definitely gonna be me
on April 1st.
He's gonna show up and he's gonna do my voice.
It's definitely gonna happen.
It's definitely gonna happen, bro.
Papa Dan, thank you so much for the time you took, thank you!
Thank you Papa Dan, thank you!
We need a sigh you whisperer.
Your mantel is very beautiful, thanks.
Yeah guys, Sire's been with me this whole time, and you didn't know.
why are you staring at me? what the fuck?
You really just feel like overwhelmed.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you for my gift. Thank you
Thank you
I wish I could turn my brain off, but I can't.
Hello, where is the Brat Prince?
She's gone! She's coming back soon again.
She's coming back again soon. Don't worry, don't worry. Hold on your horsies.
Hold your horsies, hold your horsies, hold on to your horsies.
Wow wow wow wow wow wow
Oh my god that's a fat ass little horse
Well, you just made it and haven't made it for father's day used to do a warm video for your papa
and we heard the new xg yes I talked about rock the boat hell yeah
I love the song, I love it!
They did, they did, KK Slyro beat his song.
They did, they did.
Is this Mousey's cover of diamonds?
I'm like, it's my cover, it's me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I
Buh
These one meows yeah, we just need me being me out all the time
Me just meowing the whole time.
That's all we need.
We need your meow, Mugenics.
I will meow.
Put my meow in the game.
Put a meow in there.
well I haven't played uh I haven't played cuz like I ended stream so late
yesterday when I end the stream I I went straight to bed right I went straight
to bed I went straight to bed and I was like yeah I gotta I gotta check on my
cats my cats are all just sitting there in a house bro they're not they're not
they're not fighting they're not doing anything all my cats I need to I need to
raise more cats bro because some of my cats like their stats are so ass
I use successfully get a good cat.
I just feel like there's always something wrong with my cat.
How you successfully get a good cat?
You're not letting them inbraid are you?
You can't control what they do!
I'm trying to get them to fuck!
And they don't want to fuck bro, what do you want me to do?
They don't want to fuck.
I'm trying to get them to fuck but they don't want to fuck.
well they did one of them did fuck and they and they made two cats but it's
like they were both they were both shit bro what do you want me to do they were
both shit
they were both shit what do you want me to do if both the cats are shit you
want me to keep them
For me, I had some cats that were like really bad and I was like I'm just gonna send them
in and if they die they die.
I'm like I'm just gonna send them in and if they die they fucking die bro.
I don't know what it is about my cats, like I've had three total team wipes before.
I've had three total team wipes because of how ass my cats are.
Because of how bad my fucking cats are, my cats are terrible, bro.
What am I to do?
You guys ready?
Skill-ish, Dave.
That's what I'm saying, I just gotta read my cats, bro.
Read roll cats.
I'm just gonna have to like, I don't know, I don't know what I'm gonna do, bro.
I don't know what I'm gonna do, I don't know what I'm gonna do with these fucking cats,
bro.
I don't know what I'm gonna do with these fucking cats.
What the fuck is this song?
Iron Mouse, have you tried playing Barry White in the background or if that doesn't work
and you get desperate, try Seabat.
No.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
This is so bizarre.
Did I stream on Monday or my iron wall?
I don't even know what days I streamed this week, hold up.
Let me see here.
Let me see here.
Let me see here.
Let me see here.
Let me see here, let me see here.
Oh yeah, I did stream on Monday.
Wait, what?
Wait, there's stream on Tuesday?
Wait, wait, I did stream on Monday.
Did I stream on Monday or no?
Huh?
I'm so confused.
I did stream Monday.
I streamed Monday.
I didn't stream Sunday.
Was there a collab where you didn't stream, uh, like, this week, no.
No, this week, no.
This week, no.
Damn, what?
I feel like...
Did I take a lot of days off?
What the fuck?
Guys, I don't even know what's happening anymore.
What is going on?
It's okay, time is fake anyway.
Time is not fake.
Okay it is.
But don't tell anybody that.
Don't tell anyone.
Don't tell anyone.
Don't tell anybody.
Okay.
What are we gonna do bro what are we gonna do fuck what do we do
ooh
should we play?
should we play or no?
Should we play or should we play Walking Dead?
Those are the questions of the day.
Those are the questions of the day, Bob.
Reality is an illusion.
The universe is a hologram.
Buy gold.
Buy gold.
You know?
Let me see, hold up.
See
Hey, Wimby
Holy shit, okay chat.
There's quite a few things going on right now.
So what I wanted to do today, while we wait, a little back, yeah, maybe we should put
Paul, shall we do a pull?
Resident E-9 or walking dead, Paul?
Huh?
if you do a poll chaos will win that's not true well maybe it might be true but
it might be true
Did you remember to preload Resident Evil?
If not may want to start that now to be on the safe side.
oh my god resident evil mind is winning holy shit holy shit holy shit
holy shit we're winning bro it's winning of course it is that's not true we
there maybe maybe a good enough maybe maybe it wasn't gonna win maybe it
wasn't gonna win you never know
I hope that you're feeling okay.
I've been having a hard time but I wanted to let you know you're my one and only Oshie.
I posted in Rodin's Kingdom on X my first keychain of you.
It's very cute.
opinion on Naruto, fav char.
Naruto fav char.
And I wanna be honest, I've never watched Naruto.
I've never watched it.
I'm one of those people that have never watched it.
I
Have you ever had to make a big decision in your life and you just don't know how to make
it?
Coin flip?
You can't just flip a coin for everything, Jack!
That doesn't work!
That's not how it works!
you can't just do a coin flip you can't just leave your life up to a coin bro
who face it look how I worked out for him
Two faces and look how low it fell for him bro.
Do you think he's living pretty right now?
Do you think so? Do you think he's on easy street?
I don't think so bro.
Two faces not on easy street.
Me too says she does.
She's not gonna answer. She's not gonna answer. She's not gonna answer, she's probably sleeping.
She's not gonna fucking answer.
And she's gonna message you like, what happened?
She's gonna message me later and she goes, what happened? What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on bro?
Ask Ari what about Giga?
I feel like Giga is a very level headed person and she would never leave her life up to
to a coinflip.
I don't think she'll pick up either.
She's not gonna pick up, guys. She's busy.
She's busy. People just don't pick up, bro.
Maybe two coins?
Nobody's gonna pick up everybody's streaming.
Guys, everyone's streaming. No one's gonna pick up calls.
I will put my pinky finger in your ear I will put my whole pinky my whole pinky finger
will go inside your ear bro it will go in there I will put it in there
I will put it in there my whole ear the whole thing the whole the whole basket is going in there
Guys! Everybody's streaming! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
If you're pinky is that small, how do you hit the shift or caps lock key? What the fuck?
What do you think? I have a toothpick finger?
Do you think I have a toothpick finger or something? What the fuck?
Oh boobies not streaming. I don't want power.
This song was in the trailer for Sonic. Mania. OMG.
Yes, next question.
You should definitely ask Candy, but it might be confusing because she lives in Australia so it would be backwards.
Head would be tails and tails would be heads, right?
Candy's probably sleepy!
Indeed, thank you so much for the 10 good episodes. Thank you, I appreciate it. Thank you very very much.
I'm just waiting for resident naval night, what?
Gavin, thank you so much for the 5 gift themselves, thank you, thank you very much, thank you.
Michi absolutely would.
What?
what will you read candy's book of course I will call Roxy I'm not gonna call Roxy
because I know it's I know Roxy is gonna tell me right now I know exactly
what she's gonna say. I know exactly what Roxy would say. What am I gonna say? I know
I know what you're gonna say, you don't have to say anything
I know what you're gonna say
I know exactly what you're gonna say
So shake me three times
So we're like wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up
Chet!
Gather round and have a chat.
I'm gonna have a seat with me.
Are you sitting down are you sitting are you sitting down are you sitting down
Are you still laying down?
Are you still laying down?
You have a tiny seat.
I have a list here of several VTubers that have sent in their designs.
And I wanted to go over some of them with you, uh, because we've been, we've been meaning
to do this before.
We've been meaning to do this before, we haven't been able to do it.
But I feel like now is the time.
I'm in the glasses and the cigarette, guess what, I don't have them.
Unfortunately, I do not have the glasses and I don't have the cigarette anymore.
I'm wearing glasses right now, I don't, wait, do I have the cigarette?
I don't have a cigarette but I have this.
Wait, do I have a cigarette?
I have a pointer.
I know, my new PC. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Uh, I'm back.
I don't think the cigarette's here.
Damn, that sucks.
You got rid of it?
Oh, this...this sucks.
I do not have a cigarette.
Sorry.
Oh, cigarette.
Get a new one you get me a new one.
Well you get me a new one.
I finally quit smoking bros. What can I say?
The smoking is over.
The smoking, the smoking time is over.
Hell yeah bro!
Uh, hold me. I'm looking, I'm looking.
Does anybody have a PNG Cigarette?
right here maybe.
Does I rev up?
I have blow my nose, hold on.
Oh well we have a very fancy one.
This is very fancy.
Whoa this is very fancy.
This is very fancy.
Extremely fancy.
Maybe I should just put it in my hand too.
Yeah, we could put it here like this.
Breakfast at Tiffany's!
Corral de Ville!
Oh well it makes sense.
I am evil.
I am evil.
Chad, welcome to the 100th annual VTuber appreciation,
uh, outfit appreciation, uh, moments.
Uh, welcome to the 169th annual,
167th annual, um, VTuber appreciation.
It's time to look at VTubers. I sent out a tweet in December. It's been two months.
I didn't want to make a new tweet, so I'll just pull from this tweet and then next time I do this, I'll just do another tweet.
I'll do another tweet. I'll do another tweet. Our first VTuber that we're looking at today
is Nekomiki
They are small cat girl inspired by by my singing what the what by my singing my singing
what the fuck my singing is inspired by your singing to make music of my own thank you for
taking the time to perceive me with so many entries they are a cat girl wait cat girl
cocktails oh I see you have a drink in your head oh she's so cute I love that
wait is that like a I see I see here I see I see it's like a it's it's kind of
like she is slain I feel I feel like this is like a nightgown but it's like
Like very, very, very luxurious, a luxurious night down to chill and drink some cocktails
with.
We're hanging out at a nice lowkey bar and you just woke up and you were like, you
know what?
This night is good enough to go out on the town.
You know what I mean?
That teal was so transparent.
It's not showing anything.
What the fuck?
Where is she showing?
I don't see anything. I just see Tommy.
It's fine.
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
I love the colors. They're very cute.
Very cute cats.
A nice fluffy cat tail.
I wonder what kind of cat she is.
What kind of cat do you think she is?
Yeah, I really like- I like the laid-back bar energy a lot. I like the laid-back bar energy.
She's a mischievous cat, a calico cat- a pussy cat!
Yeah, and she's cute- she's cute small glasses.
I like those cute small glasses. It's also kind of given like
I see like I like this area right here this area right here this area right right there
With the heart in the middle that's very cute. We
We're appreciating the artistry of her design stop looking at her boobs
Stop it love the boots. I love the colors
I like that soft like pinkish like it's like a pale muted like dusty pink
I like it is very cute what were you saying forgive me Mickey I I didn't know
my chat was such cockaheads I don't know my child was such cockaheads
bro. I don't know where such cockaheads bro. I think my favorite, my favorite part of this
design has to be, because I think this is like a, this is like a cape, like this, this
cape thing, this is like a coat cape thing. I like this. This is very cute. That part
is very cute. My favorite part. Love the little detailed designs on the side and
on the tummy. This whole design is very cute. It speaks to my soul. Well, it speaks to my
soul. I feel like I would wear something like this. But I'd take it and make sure that
the color pink vomited all over it. Color palette, very cute. I give her a 10 out
of 10. Of course, I'm going to give everybody a 10 out of 10 because everybody's design
is incredible and wonderful so if you were looking for a critique you're not
gonna get it here you're not gonna get it here unless you want me to maybe I
should start doing it maybe I maybe I should start with you
Yeah, this is a glaze-only stream, but maybe we'll do a critique.
Uh, a critique roast one day.
No, I like it.
You wanna know why?
one, here's the thing okay it gives off it gives off like it's elegant one there's
a lot of there's a lot of interesting details and outfit but also upon first
glance you might think oh a simple outfit a simple outfit but then you look
again and you're like oh this is not simple this is an elegant piece you
know what I mean you might think it's simple at first but then you realize
Oh, it's not it's not entirely simple, and I like it. I like that. I like those sneaky designs like that
Those are my favorite kind. Look at my favorite kind
saucy saucy
I also want to know what is the drink that you are holding? What is that drink?
It's nice and pink and there's some leaves in it
Please let me know. What are you drinking? What you got in that cup? What you got in that cup my dear?
A weird drink that's not weird
Catnip Mojito.
A Cosmo. Cosmopolitan.
What's a Cosmopolitan? I just know that fancy ladies drink that.
What's in it?
Thank you, Nickel Mickey. Thank you, Nickel Mickey. Thank you, thank you.
What's in it? I just know that like cosmos like
But would go pettoe drink pep-toe. Oh pep-toe
What did you just say
What
What did you just say to me?
Our next VTuber on the chopping block that will be eliminated, I'm just kidding.
Our next VTuber that we are going to have to eat says, hi I'm well I guess I go by
Rainy now.
Rainy magical girl.
A magical girl beat- Oh my god, are those eyes-
Wait, are those eyes on the legs or no? I'm so confused.
I go by raiding now, I know I have an important job.
But I'm struggling to fully remember what it is or was.
It all feels like a dream and I feel so sleepy.
I hope we can remember my past together someday.
What a forgetful a magical girl that's forgetful
They're a forgetful magical girl but they're a part of Starlight Revolution and Indie group
Oh they're making their own Indie group that's cute
That's cool, bro.
And I say, whoa.
Your design is incredible.
Oh my God.
Wait, this is the cutest shit I've ever seen.
What I wanna know, what I wanna know is,
are those eyes?
Are those eyes on your head?
I know it's an eye on your, you have a third eye.
So, you have seven eyes?
Seven eyes, I tell ya.
Seven eyes, I tell ya.
Seven eyes, seven eyes, I tell ya.
Yeah, are you a biblically accurate angel
but also a magical girl?
This is cute. I I I enjoy you know me. I'm a I'm a sucker. I'm a sucker and a slut for angels and daemons
You know what I mean?
I'll a sucker and a slut for angels and daemons. I tell you
It's true I am you designing yourself your design skills are incredible. I want to hear I want on your page
Are you?
Are you doing?
I went on your Twitter page and you just look so cute.
Your outfit is so cute and you look so adorable.
Are you like an angel, you're an angel magical girl, a biblically accurate angel, can you,
are you, are, are those eyes?
those eyes on your on your hips if so that is awesome I love that I think that
I like that
there your thigh eyes oh my god I wish I had thigh eyes oh my god wait if you
wear a skirt can you see haha very funny me asking that question I have an eye
on my chest very funny me that is so cool I love it I love it I love the chains I
love the chains I also love I love when your eyes are covered I think that's
very very cute it's almost like you have a protection this is the protective
layer around you and then when you're about to go sick oh my when you're
about to go crazy you're like surprise beach you have three eyes and then you
blast everybody with your eye
we think I agree I think that's a I think you think so yeah your hair also
Yeah, your hair reminds me of Neapolitan ice cream.
Delicious, delicious to me.
Delicious, delicious.
I like it, I like it.
I think my favorite detail aside from the eyes on the thighs
has to be this.
I love this, the ankle chain.
I've been meaning to do a design with an ankle chain with an ankle chain myself
because it's one of my most favorite type of life it's one of my favorite like
character tropes having a character with like a chain on the ankle ankle chain is
so cool it's so cool I love it always a big ankle chain I'm all for a big-ass
ankle chain. Also, I can't help but notice your hair. It looks like you have like a
broken heart in your hair and it's really cute. I think that's super cute. Your hair is so cool.
I love the floof. I love the floof. A lot of floof.
A lot of floof. I love the colors and the design. I love the thickness.
Yeah, nice butt wings too! Also nice that you have holes for the butt wings. Because I always forget, because I have butt wings too sometimes and I always forget I'm like oh yeah I think I need holes for my butt wings.
They kind of just come out. They kind of just come out bro. They kind of just come out you know. The butt wings.
How you put clothes on? Oh, I put them on one butt cheek at a time. You know? I put them
on one butt cheek at a time. I also love your logo. Your logo is so cute. Your logo is
super cute. I put them on like everyone else. One butt cheek at a time. I love your design.
model super super cute. I give you a 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10 ties, tie eyes, your
thigh eyes out of 10. It's an, yeah it is an egg-solid design. Beautiful.
Excellent design, excellent design, absolutely stunning, stunning I tell you, stunning, stunning
I say.
I'm supposedly stunning.
Our next, our next Vtuber that we're going to eat.
I think they are the peak of fashion and you want to know why, I'll tell you why.
Because they were the concept artist of one of my models.
It's true, it's true.
It's true.
It's true and it's cookie Hanna!
Cookie Hanna!
Cookie Hanna!
Fun fact, I'm gonna put you on blast cookie Hanna.
Gonna put you on blast cookie.
Fun fact, fun fact cookie I will put you on blast right now.
You made your own model.
You did it.
They did the concept art to one of my models.
See if you can figure out which one.
It's on the Iron Mouth model index, dude, if you want a cheat sheet.
But they did the concept art to one of my models.
Is it the pink one?
All of them are pink ones.
Was it Mousey Queen?
Yes!
Correct!
Correct!
Correct! They did this one.
The Mousy Quinn concept art, they did it.
And I see that you made your own model.
I also see that at the time when you made the concept art for Mousy Quinn, I asked if
would like to make a model for me and I think at the time you are not confident in making one
and now I ask you again hey can I uh can I work with you bro?
Can I work with you and can we make a model?
Yeah I'm asking you now this is my job application this is my application to you
This is my job application. Can I, can I please work with you? Uh, to get a model name? Thanks.
No wait, I feel so bad. Oh my god. Don't, don't, don't feel obligated. I'm so, I'm, I'm, oh my god, I feel bad. I should have never done this. This is the worst thing I've ever done on stream.
Cancel me now! So late, I've already been cancelled a hundred times!
Too late, I've already been cancelled a million times!
How much more cancelled can I get?
Surely this time it will stake!
Surely this time I will be cancelled for real!
Going on Twitter right now!
It's early cancelled, that's me!
Oh no, more drama brother, bro!
How many times have I been cancelled?
How many times, bro? How many times?
Anyway, Cookie Hanna, I have to say, your model is delightful, delicious, and beautiful.
I love it, everything about it, and I am particularly impressed and a little jealous because I wish I looked that cute.
you look so cute all my favorite colors wrapped up in one box the thigh
squish the thigh squish the leggings the shoes you're a cute puppy dog you have a
cute tail your tail is so cute cancel this right you have a cute tail wait I
I see a beauty mark.
Oh my god, you do have a beauty mark right there.
Also, your mascot is so cute.
Oh my god, he looks demented.
Your mascot looks crazy and I love it.
Cookie.
Cookie.
I love it.
Also, you have everything that makes up
a cute beautiful vtuber. You have the oversized jacket. You have the leggings. You have the
glasses. You have the flowers in your hair. You have the multi-colored hair. You have,
Oh my god, you have a beauty mark on your arm.
You have beautiful legs.
You have a beautiful body suit.
You have beautiful thick thighs.
I have a cute face.
Oh, you have cat ears and dog ears.
Holy shit, you could be a cat or a dog.
You're a cat dog.
You have painted toesies.
You're a cat dog.
You're a puppy cat.
A catty pup.
They can transform, it's true.
Helicopter?
Um, yeah, I think we're gonna keep you.
I think...
I think you're mine now.
Put in you my pocket
I don't make the rules actually yes, I do a
Horseway she's making a horse model what oh my god, what have you been up to in the past two months? Oh
Help! Help! She's so cute, bro. She's so cute.
I'm gonna keep her forever, yes I do.
Anyway, I give you 100 out of 100, you're the cutest cat dog I've ever seen.
I love your clothes, I love everything about your design and I'm sorry, I am gonna get
cancelled now for bothering you
you can't run from me can't run from me
you can't run from me
you can't run from me no cancellation yet
Ha!
Oh, you're so funny!
Oh my god, hold on, I'm having heart palpitations.
I'm having heart palpitations, what the fuck?
My heart fluttered for a second there, bye.
So ready?
Guys, our next VTuber is not just one VTuber, it's actually more than one VTuber, it's
It's a duo of two VTubers.
It's a duo, it's a duo of two VTubers, it's not just one VTuber.
Our next VTuber writes a note like this, hello.
Hi, I am a single mother VTuber from Japan and I have a 5 year old daughter.
Her name is Otsuka Rei.
Oh my god, she's so cute.
I, so I've seen, I have seen, I have seen videos.
I saw a video, I saw a video of you once, Ray.
I saw a video of Ray once with her little five-year-old
daughter and they were singing a song and I thought
that was so cute.
That was the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Her daughter's name is Reina, right?
Oh my god, she's so cute!
She's so cute!
She's so adorable! Holy shit!
Wait, I can't curse. What if the baby sees it?
Sorry, little baby.
What?
Sorry little baby.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry little baby.
Oh my god, I'm just going to get cats.
Wait!
I'm smoking a cigarette!
Do not show the cigarette to the baby.
Do not.
Do not show the cigarette to the baby.
Don't do it.
This is Ray.
Oh my god, her outfit is so cute.
cute very cute very very adorable and Reyna's outfit is very cute the family
resemblance is strong I see the family resemblance I see the family resemblance
what reporting what the what I'm gonna frickin I'm going to stop let me
appreciate this video
she goes good work everyone the single mom Vtuber here to suit all your
exhaustion indie solo creator unmarried streaming and singing to raise my five-year-old daughter Reika
What a beautiful story
What a beautiful story bro my
Word beautiful story bro
I saw that comment and I swear to God. I will extinguish you I
Will extinguish you I saw that comment I will extinguish you
I saw that I will extinguish you this this woman is a sweet bean what a sweet
bean she's so sweet oh my goodness very sweet very nice very kind I love the
outfit but here we're here to judge the outfit which to be honest guys this is
something that I would wear this is something I would wear she's gorgeous I
love the skirt I love the style the style of outfit very cute very cute the
loafers are very cute the stockings are very cute it's it is very me coded it
is very me coded it is very me coded and her daughter's outfit is so cute
Look how cute look how cute the little
She's so cute
You mean that the are you saying that this is me coded this design
I'm going to freakin. I I'm going to do the the biggest of roundhouse kicks on you
No, no, no, I
This design for me
Her daughter is very very cute. Look at her hair. Oh my god her hair is so cute. Oh
This is so adorable. I feel like they both they they they both
They're both so adorable and their outfits are so cute and they're so sweet
And I just want to protect them at all costs for the rest of my life
You found someone smaller than you? I swear to God. I'm a grown adult woman. I am 4 foot 10.
She got to go to town.
She's almost as short as you.
You are so mean.
You are so mean.
Ray, your design is beautiful.
You look amazing.
You look stunning.
I love your outfit.
I love everything.
And I love your daughter's outfit.
She's very, very cute too.
She's so adorable.
You guys are both adorable.
And I give you guys a 10 out of 10.
Kawaii!
Ten out of ten!
Kawaii!
Kawaii!
Kawaii!
Kawaii!
Oh, they're so cute.
I'm obsessed.
I'm obsessed.
I'm obsessed.
Oh my god.
She looks like she belongs in like an anime.
Does she not look like she belongs in an anime?
She does look like she belongs in an anime.
I will watch that anime.
I will watch it.
I will watch the anime.
I will watch it.
I will watch it every day.
I'd tune in every day.
I'd watch that series, too.
I definitely would.
I'd tune in every day.
Our next VTuber that we have that we're going to eat is Tomoe Umari, a horse girl?
Horse!
Uma Uma, a military tomboy horse girl VTuber!
Whoa!
Guys, you think...
You think she plays Uma Musume?
You think she plays Zuma Musume?
She's an American.
She's an American.
Bro, look at her abs!
Holy shit!
She's strong!
She's strong at ease, soldier!
At ease, soldier!
At ease, soldier!
You've seen her TikToks before?
What kind of TikToks does she do?
What kind of TikToks do you do, bro?
I
You tomboy I love I love the outfit. It's very cute. Oh wait. I just noticed
She has carrots on her stockings
Carrots and she all she has those those those spurs the spurs
She got the spurs.
The spurs.
She got the spurs that jingle, jingle, jingle.
I like the little chibi horse.
I like the outfit.
It's very...
Oh, she also has carrots on her arms.
Ah, carrots.
Carried she got carrots everywhere. Yeah, she's a horse. All right
She's a horse. All right. I wonder what kind of activity she gets up to I
Like her outfit, you know, this is very far from like my aesthetic
This is not my aesthetic at all, but I can appreciate
This aesthetic this like it's kind of like a it's kind of like a Western military chic kind of you know what I mean I
I feel like she'd be that one horse girl that survives fallout, and she's walking around
the wasteland.
Bro, this whole time I thought this was an official Umamusume character.
They cooked on the design.
Incredible!
You did?!
I could see- you know what?
I'm not gonna lie, I could see her in Umamusume.
I could see her in the game.
I would train this horse.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Uh, Mari, I...
I'll be a great trainer.
I will race you every day.
I'm getting canceled today.
Today I'm getting canceled again for the 50 million time.
But just remember Mari if you don't win the race you don't get to perform in the concert, so
I'm just saying you can't perform if you don't win the race that's just the rules
That's the rules, bro
That's the rules, buddy
It's Hoss here, of course Hoss will be here when we're reviewing The Horses Girl.
Of course Hoss will be here, reviewing The Horses Girl.
Worth noting, she is an active member of the US military.
Woah, thank you for your service, holy shit, I did not know you were an active US military
member.
Thank you for your service, I'm sorry I said that I would train you and not
I'll let you go to the concert if you didn't win the race.
I'll get you in trouble by your CO.
Does your CO know that you...
VTuber?
Do people know that you're a VTuber in the military?
I have so many questions now.
She knows the term seal, guys, I'm Latina, of course I know the term seal.
I'm Latina and I'm Puerto Rican, of course I know what that means.
I'm Latina and I'm Puerto Rican, of course I fucking know what that means.
No one will see this comic, I saw it!
Also, yeah, CO isn't that hard to figure out, you know.
My cinema role officer, my cinema role officer, guy that the report to my cinema role officer
It's Tomoe! Tomoe Omari! Tomoe Omari, I love your design, I love your outfit.
I can see the spirit in your outfit and in your design and I love it.
You're incredible and I think you're great.
10 out of 10. 10 out of 10. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing.
Yeehaw! I'll give it 10 out of 10 yeehaws. I'll give it 10 out of 10 yeehaws, bro.
I'll give it 10 out of 10 Yee-haw's.
I'll give it 10 out of 10 Yee-haw's.
You know what I mean?
Our next VTuber.
Our next VTuber
is a demon maid from the underworld.
Yuzuki Yuki, a demon maid from the underworld.
Oh my God, she's so cute.
Holy, holy.
Okay, I have to say one thing.
There's many things that I like about this.
One, the horns, super cute.
to the drill, uh, the drill twin tails.
Twin tails? Twin tails, but they're not like drills
from the beginning, they're like,
it's like surprise drills at the bottom.
Surprise drills at the bottom.
We have a big fat tail.
Super high, high legs, high heels.
And a cute maid costume.
This is the cutest maid costume.
Okay, I have another thing.
This is the part of the design that I'm most obsessed with.
This fucking oversized bow.
This oversized bow is everything.
This is the cutest shit I've ever seen.
Holy shit!
This is so cute!
You don't really see the oversized bow around the neck a lot these days.
People really don't do that much anymore.
It's usually, you know, you see the choker bowl, but it's like the small bowl.
But you went big ass fucking bowl. It's like who needs a neck? Not me.
You're not gonna see my neck.
It's giving bayonetta, it's giving cute, it's giving adorable maid, it's giving...
Everything. I love it. I love everything about this.
It's not my color palette, but holy shit. I love it. I'm obsessed.
Everybody knows I love red because pink is diet red, so I like red too.
Red and black chef's kiss. Beautiful.
I also see you have some pins here, a demon pin.
Some pins here.
Yes, pink is diet red.
If for those of you that didn't know, pink is diet red.
The pink, red, the red, black, and white color palette is a very elegant color palette.
You know what I mean?
It's a very elegant color scheme.
You have that sexy but youthful energy at the same time and it's very cute.
It's like, you know what?
I know, I know I have big boobies, but look at my big-ass bow.
You know what I mean?
It's giving yeah, I know I have big huge knockers, but what about my big-ass fucking bow?
How about you look at my fucking bow and not my boobs?
You know what I mean?
And I and I like it I like I love you for that cuz I'm staring at that bow
Which bowl I'm gonna freakin I swear to God
You know what? I know what I'm gonna do after I'm done with my cigarette. I'm gonna stick it up your ass.
I'm gonna stick it up your butt.
That's where it's going.
Chat Bendo!
Anyway, thank you for submitting your outfit.
I think it's very, very cute.
A demon maid from the underworld.
Maybe we might have crossed paths.
I too am from the underworld.
For chance maybe we might have crossed paths.
Maybe you work in a cafe that I've been to.
Maybe in South Hell or something.
Attention Freak, it's me!
Ten out of ten bro.
Ten out of ten bro.
Ten out of ten bro.
Brrreeve.
Brrreeve.
Ten out of ten brrreeve.
Brrreeve.
Ten out of ten brrreeve.
Brrreeve.
Brrreeve.
Brrreeve.
Brrreeve.
Brrreeve.
Brrreeve.
Oh turn on a thing.
Chat bend over and take this chippy.
Guys you want cheeky soap?
You two can smell great with cheeky soap.
Okay I...
I have to say.
I snuck into your stream the other day and I have to say I swear you look different.
And when I went to your stream I was like what the fuck?
Oh, I know that guy.
But he didn't look like this.
Apparently, you have a new design?
I didn't tell me about it, so...
I hate you. No, I'm just kidding, I don't hate you.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I don't hate you, bro.
Back up, and you go through the rain, I've been a great stream!
Our next VTuber is...
Hootie Hootie!
Hootie Hootie the Night Owl!
Uh, Hootie, what the fuck?
What did you redesign? What the fuck?
Holy shit! You look so different!
He's the night owl VTuber with a deep voice that's who.
Um, I don't know when you redebuted.
But can I just say I like it a lot. I like it.
I feel like this really suits you.
This design really suits you a lot and you're looking great.
Your design was like a pirate design. I liked it.
but I feel like this is like this is like very low-key very cool I love the
jacket you do look very owl like very sleepy like very nighttime vibes like I
love the colors I love the hair but then again I'm a sucker for long hair you
know what I mean I love mom hair on men then again I love all types of things on
men yeah you got nice dreamy yellow eyes nice owl eyes I like bald men to relax
relax I like men and women guys I just like people okay I really don't give a
fuck what they look like on the outside if you're a shit person on in on the
inside they're gonna look ugly to me I don't give a shit if your piece of
shit you are going to look ugly to me and I'm not gonna like you
well mouse if evil why hot you know what that's the conundrum the conundrum
does this man look evil to you does this man look evil it looks very nice
I don't know, he's always been nice to me.
He does look very cozy. Also, I just saw a post that said you're going on a break.
What the fuck, man?
Where are you going on a break for?
I'm stuck to your Twitter page right now. Final stream before break February 26th, 22nd. Why?
Get off work
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm sorry
Wait, you also- oh god everybody
Have you guys been seeing that whole like vtuber is give your most ridiculous IRL lore?
Everybody's been doing it. You did one. Can I read it out loud? I'm not gonna ask permission.
I think I just asked permission
But I didn't but then again you tweeted it so
So I'm gonna get cancelled today.
Cancel speedrun fast today.
My grandfather used to work as an artist with Disney and whenever I see a certain old movie
I get to see his work.
The same man taught me how to oil paint when I was in elementary school and how I began
to take my art journey more seriously.
I think you should.
I think you should, bro.
You should.
Do art! Do what makes you happy, bro!
Do it!
Do it now!
Follow your dreams!
Follow your dreams if you can!
If you can follow your dreams, do it!
Do it, bro!
Do it!
Do it or else?
Have I said how much I love your design? Also, I really like the... I like...
See, he has the same thing that Booby has going on.
The crazy hand.
He has the crazy hand going on. Booby has the crazy hand.
He has the crazy hand too.
Booby's crazy hands!
I love it. I love your color scheme. I love the outfit. Also, I also see that you have
wings that are not that visible, but they're more visible here. Well, you're just so cute.
Aren't you a little snack? Well, aren't you a little snack, Hootie? Turn out a 10.
Yeah, I love the jewelry. The jewelry is really cute. It's very subtle. It adds a lot to it.
I'm glad you added some jewelry. I feel like without the jewelry it would have looked...
It looks really good. I love the choker with the combination of the chains.
The jacket is really cute. The colors. The belts. The belts, bro. The belts.
I thought you hated birds. Okay, the truth is I do hate birds, but
I have a respect for owls because owls were my grandma's favorite animal, so
Can't say I hate owls because my grandma used to love owls and
Owls her favorite animal
Owls get a pass
And because I rarely ever see an owl and I feel like every time I see an owl
I feel like it's my grandma watching me and I saw an owl the other day and I was like what the fuck I'm telling you
In the daytime in the daytime I saw an owl in the daytime, bro. I saw an owl in the daytime
That was my grandma. I know I know it. She sent that owl for me
What does that mean if you see an owl in the daytime?
It was like straight up awake in the daytime, just like chilling, staring at me.
It was just staring at me, just looking.
I don't know what kind of owl it was because I don't know the types of owls I just know
it was an owl.
Isn't that a bad omen?
Isn't that a bad old man?
Well, thanks a lot, bro.
What about now?
You guys are seeing an owl man.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
10 out of 10, hootie-hoot.
You're seeing an owl man.
What are you going to say about that then?
What are you going to say about that now?
What?
What are you going to say about that now?
Bro, your pants are cute.
I love these pants.
It's like glittery.
Love it.
Owl out of 10.
Also I love the fact that you look like
you're just done with whatever I'm saying right now.
Look at it, I mean, just like, okay, yeah, I know.
Shut the fuck up.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Kudy out of 10.
Come back to us soon, bro.
Come back to us soon.
I hope your break is good.
I hope your break is good, bro.
Bruv, I hope your break is good. My queen. No, you are my queen.
No, you're my queen.
My queen. I'm so sorry.
This is, this is Atlas Anarchy?
Atlas Anarchy!
They're a big grouper.
What?
My reviews!
Booby, what the fuck?
Thank you for the 1k bits.
Bro, your character is amazing.
So, Anarchy has done art for us before in the past.
Anarchy has done art of me and Connor.
Every time we've gone to Streamworld once, Anarchy has done art for us.
It's true.
It's true, they are a paper vtuber and an OC artist, a wannabe rockstar and an idiot and
they love drinking and they love boobs.
I love boobs too and I'm sure if I could drink I would love it too.
I have to say this is like one of the most creative designs I've ever seen.
I love it.
I love the paper.
Also, we have to play games someday soon.
I'm so sorry.
Shit just hit the fan and shit got crazy.
Oh we will play games soon, don't worry.
Don't worry, don't worry.
Yes, this is another Vtuber, her name is Atlas Anarchy.
Atlas Anarchy!
And they are a paper Vtuber, and their whole design is paper.
Finally someone flatter than Hennie- WHAT THE FUCK?!
what the fuck brev that's so messed up brother our styles insane I love it I
love it I don't I love it I don't know I want to know those are horns right these
are the cutest horns I've ever seen they're so cute with the paper fold
wrists have been taped up oh my god wait that's so funny that's so cute the
taped up wrist because the paper broke and the tape the wrist back on
guys I don't know what you're talking about they have boobs they have boobs
what do you mean I'm gonna fold you up and put you in my pocket when I fold
you up and put you in my pocket bro I'm gonna fold you up and put you in my
pocket bro. I'll put a sticky note on your forehead. She's here!
Uh oh. Uh, hello. Hey, we will play games soon, don't worry. Also, I love it. I love
I love it. I love it. It's simple but complex at the same time also like I
Just noticed that like the wrinkles in the paper. That's so funny. This is so cool
The wrinkles in the paper the wrinkles in the paper. This is just so creative
It's so creative when when you when you blush do you blush?
Do you blush like how do you blush how does it look like when you blush I
There's so many questions I have
W iron mouse yet again
Does she blush ink maybe
Maybe she does I'm too cool to brush oh shit
the sick
You are too cool
You're trying to make her oh, yeah, you can't cry wait what happens if you cry
What paper
I think this is like one of the coolest designs between this one there's another vtuber that
I found they didn't submit to the thing but I found them like two days ago there are claymation
vtuber between you anarchy and the claymation vtuber like there's like a handful of vtubers
that their designs are like the craziest shit I've ever seen.
Have you seen the Clay Nation VTuber?
He's crazy.
Is his name Alpine Showtime?
I think that's his name.
I think.
I think that's your name?
Alpine?
Oh my god, yes.
It is them.
It is their name.
it is their name they do they they that's them guys you gotta see this shit
bro you you will not believe you won't believe this shit
You just- it is the most wildest shit I've ever seen.
Hold on, let me- let me get it.
You guys need to see this.
When you see this, you're just-
I feel like it's one of those things where you're like, what the- I can't believe this is real.
It's so good
I'll punch, old time
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
look at this man look at this look at this I'll bring you back up in a bit
hold up look at this
I know that I'm my own foe, so please don't go
Bro, there! This is so cool!
I don't wanna be your garden
I don't wanna be your garden
I feel like I'm watching like
Imagine every man
Imagine every girl
I feel like I'm watching like a show
This is insane like what the heck
The creativity everyone the creativity I tell you the creativity
The creativity I tell you
Anyway, like I said
I think another retuber that comes to mind when I think of like insane design, Mimiko
Morph.
I've talked about Mimiko before.
a horror Vtuber.
Mimika is a horror Vtuber and the first time I saw Mimika like four or five years ago,
I was absolutely stunned.
model was a horror model and their breasts like would like open like monster
mouths and shit it was crazy absolutely insane
yeah Mimi cuz really cool
I'll give you design 10 sheets of paper out of 10 sheets of paper.
100.
I'll eat you.
I'll chat with you.
I'll eat you.
Our chat won't eat you.
I mean this one, this one's, uh, who's Atlas Anarchy?
Sorry.
It's almost time for my med so I have to eat something.
Is origami like torture for her? What the heck kind of question is that?
Do you like being folded?
Alice, do you like being folded?
I'm going to fold you up and put you in my pocket.
My paper Oshie.
My paper Oshie.
Thank you for submitting your design.
Have you ever thought about doing
different other types of paper, like construction paper?
What about pink construction paper? You know what I mean?
Maybe out of pop of pink.
I like your jacket. What if you get a pink jacket?
Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I don't want...
A dress made out of Post-it notes.
A cardboard hat.
Guys, what do you think? What do you think?
What do you think, bros?
Write those down.
Newspaper, newspaper shorts.
Newspaper shorts.
A newspaper dress.
A newspaper dress?
anybody? What do you think? Our next VTuber, I think I've seen them, I think I've seen
like a I seen like a short of them I saw like was it like a tick-tock their
Their name is...
They were like, well they didn't write anything, they just sent their picture in.
So you see, when I see things like this, I'm like, what?
Uhhh.
Your favorite vampire Jane here.
Does every woman have a council of friends?
Hold up.
I'm gonna get cancelled again.
Hold on.
I'm gonna get cancelled.
Please.
You know how like women have like a council?
You know what I mean?
When you're a female yourself and you have like a female friend group.
You know, they have like the council and so like they get to know a guy and they will be
sending the messages to the council and then essentially the guy is not talking to one
girl but like to five because they are all answering together.
It's kind of the same for me at this point because I have so many female friends.
I have the women's council in my life but not to find out what to reply but to find
out about whether or not someone is actually flirting with me because I am dumb as hell
You could be sending me nudes and I'd be like, oh, she's feeling herself. That's great.
What?
What is happening?
Please, Jane, tell us you had male friends. I have?
I don't have a council anymore.
The council that I have is me.
Male friends. I have way more female friends than I have male friends.
But I do have male friends, yeah.
I don't like that I have a small amount of male-
This is boon coming!
So, I have kitty, I have...
Oh, you're friends with kitty, I see.
Oh.
Hmm.
Oh.
Well, the list was shorter than I thought.
Um...
We're gonna get this man some friends, bro.
Okay, so this is a vampire with no male friends.
Okay, so we have a vampire with no male friends.
We need to get him some male friends.
Quick.
Cuz he needs friends
He's not allergic to Jesus leave the crosses at home, so vampire needs male friends who likes Jesus
Yeah, we gotta introduce him to heavenly and boom
What's his name? His name is Jane. Is it Jane? Do you pronounce it Jane? Lawless Jane.
Is that how you say it?
Lawless Jane?
Lawless Jane, Lawless Jane!
I'm just gonna say one thing.
Let's just, let's just say, let's just say it.
Let's just get it out the back.
We won't dilute ourselves.
We won't lie.
We don't lie here.
You knew what you were doing with your design, bro.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You fucking knew what you were doing with your design,
okay?
You knew what you were doing.
You knew what you were doing.
Your design is attractive.
I'm just gonna say it.
You knew what the fuck you were doing.
You knew how to fuck around.
And you're finding out today!
Because maybe some people will be like
Oh! Yeah! What a great design!
I'm gonna say, you know what the fuck you were doing, bro.
I'll be anyone's friend.
Will you be my friend?
Will you be my friend?
Will you be my friend?
He totally knew.
His name is Lawless Jane, heavenly.
He says he has no male friends.
He needs friends that he can fuck with.
Will you be his friend?
He's a friendless...
Oh no!
He's not friendless. He has friends.
He says that he doesn't have male friends.
I'm gonna cancel today, shit.
he has friends guys he has friends is not friendless okay I'm gonna cancel today
bro like no joke today is the day I'm getting canceled again for the 50
million time
for the 50 million time I'm getting canceled yes he has friends he just
He says he doesn't have male friends.
Uh, someone get this man some friends.
Your design is very, uh, very beautiful to look at.
Uh, a himbo vampire, of course.
You got this bro heavily.
You gotta teach him, like, you gotta give him, he needs good men in his life, you
know what I mean?
I know I can trust you with this because I know you're a great guy friend
If anybody if if anybody can be like a great friend, it's heavenly heavenly is like the ultimate guy best friend
That's true
That's true. He's just a great guy
there's some men out there that it's like
Have you really just like met a guy where it's just like bro. This guy is just like the best
He's just a great guy. He's just a great fucking guy, dude
And everyone can benefit from knowing this guy
Heavenly is one of those guys
This is one of those guys where it's just like
You need a heavenly in your life, bro
Everybody needs at least one heavenly in their life. They need one. You need a heavenly if you can't get heavenly
You need a heavenly
Ato is the reason my pronouns are he because I could never be him. I'm gonna fucking die
So sweet I had a really in-depth dream of heavenly helping me fix my car's engine based as hell Wow
Wow!
Now you're dreaming about him!
Bro, Ato's another one of those guys where it's just like, there's just some guys that
are just, you know, you know how like, there's just some guys that just have that special
quality in them that is just like, you know what I mean?
I feel like, I feel like, you just have like, there's just some people that you can,
everybody special, okay?
I'm not saying people are not special, everybody special, but there are some people that
are just special genuine one-of-a-kind people you know what I mean well it's
just like if you get to know that person consider yourself consider you
rolling a lucky gotcha pool
for knowing somebody like that for forgetting to know somebody like that
Consider that a lucky guy to pull, you know?
There are just some people out there that are just shining stars.
Pete also is one of them where it's like Pete is like a shining star too.
Pete is just like one of those people where it's just like bro, everybody needs a Pete.
Pete is just like a special one in a million guy too.
You can't find people like this like Aethel, Heavenly, Pete, like these are special one
of a kind like one of a kind people.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, back to this guy that has his shirt off.
Back to this guy that has his shirt off.
Yeah bro, you know what you were doing.
We get it.
You're hot.
You know you're hot.
He also has the crazy hands.
Wait.
You don't have the crazy hands here.
Is it like temporary crazy hand?
Boy he does! He just has crazy hand!
Just one crazy hand.
He doesn't have double cr- he didn't double fist his crazy hands.
He just has one crazy hand.
Lallis Jane has the cutest greeting when people join stream. What's the greeting?
What is he- what- how does he greet?
HOW DOES HE GREET?!
People need the type of friend like heavenly because it's the type of supporter who even
without knowing they have a ticket to the concert will sneak in if sold out just to
show support.
I approve of actually drawing the nipples.
Okay, okay, okay, you nipple lover.
listen he snuck into the concert but that's okay even though he had a ticket it's it's
fine it's fine you know you had a ticket didn't have to sneak in but for next time now he
knows that he always has a ticket and he doesn't have to sneak in but i think he just wants
the thrill so I get it what a thrill you know what I mean what a thrill yeah he
does like the challenge
anyway sir vampire vampire guy I give you a design of 10 out of 10 very hot
Grand uh very hot grandpa vampire. I'm just kidding
Grandpire, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding very hot vampire
It's just cuz your hair was white, you know, I had to make the joke
Oh, is that a ponytail I hate you I hate you so much. I hate you. I hate everything about I'm just kidding
I don't hate you. I don't hate you
10 out of 10 very cute don't worry bro we're on our way I'm getting you male
friends you're gonna have male friends soon you're gonna have guys you can fuck
with and I see you follow me on Twitter so I guess I'll follow you back
what's wrong with ponytail guys I like ponytails on men okay I like ponytails
on men. Sue me. Sue me. Sue me bro. Sue me brother. My wife likes them, that's all
that matters to me that's so cute that's so cute or do you have a ponytail be for
your wife to amuse your wife to make your wife happy it's always a good reason
Damn straight!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Oh my god, my prayers have been answered.
Guys, do you want to know who our next Vtuber is?
Streaming Thursday through Sunday Gameplayer Artist Animator.
And,
I'm gonna be streaming Thursday through Sunday Gameplayer Artist Animator.
And,
I'm gonna be streaming Thursday through Sunday Gameplayer Artist Animator.
and egg
it's eggy!
i'm sure you guys know i play with eggy
i play with eggy a lot
and eggy is a vtuber
and eggy is hot
egg, why are you so hot bro?
oh so i just realized you're a train conductor
holy shit, that's so hot
Holy, that penis's egg is barely wholly on.
Oh my god, your little mascot is so cute!
I would like to take a ride on your train, bitch.
Is that a mojito?
A train enjoyer I see!
A train enjoyer!
I love your outfit, I love your design.
I just realized you're a train conductor.
I...
When I watched your stream the other day,
I didn't realize that your outfit was a train conductor outfit.
I thought it was like a military outfit.
I was very wrong.
It's a train conductor.
You can punch my ticket anytime a
Trano taco that skirt is a belt. You don't want if she wants to wear a belt skirt. She can wear a belt skirt. She's hot
If she wants to wear if she wants to wear a handkerchief as a skirt she can do it
Because she's hot and she can do it
She can do it bro
She can do it because she's hot and she's a hot she's a hot egg
boiled hard boiled scrambled sunny side up
Poached
Poached
She is funny and her laugh is infectious her laugh is infectious. I love the colors
Oh, I also noticed you have two purple streaks in your hair. That's so cute
No, you're a zombie
And I love it and I'm obsessed and I just want to I just want to squeeze you and I want to hug you and I
Want to give you all the hugs and I want to give you all kisses and I want to and I want to
Smush you and smother you because you've always been super nice to me and very sweet to me
and I love you and I think you're great and I know we haven't been friends for a
long time but I feel like I've known you for a very long time. Sometimes you just
meet people and use the vibe with them very well. Everybody, everybody needs an egg in
their life you know what I mean? Everybody needs an egg. Everyone needs an egg.
We may have asked her to come over. I may kick your ass.
You really connected there? Well...
Do you guys remember December was a very difficult month for me?
December and January were pretty tough.
December was pretty tough.
There was a few times that I went on Vintage Story while I wasn't streaming and it was
there and I'm just gonna say there are certain people that checked up on me every day and
there are certain people that checked up on me and like took time out of their lives
and out of their day to talk to me and to be nice and to check up on me and they didn't
have to do it. They didn't have to. They didn't have to. They didn't have to talk to me. They
didn't have to be my friend and and egg was my friend. You know who else was very was
very kind. I will say it right now. Geary. Another very kind one. Geary is also a very
very sweet, very kind person. To me, I'm the type of person where I'm a very low maintenance
friend. I'm a very low maintenance person. Even if you never reach out to me and don't
talk to me it's fine I don't expect people to reach out to me I don't expect
people to go out of their way to talk to me I don't expect people to go out of
their way for me if we if we chat it's great if we don't chat it's also great
I consider you my friend and I'm just very like low low maintenance you know
yeah fleshy too fleshy fleshy is also very sweet and very very very sweet
But it's like I just don't expect I don't expect people to you to you know
either invite me to stuff or to talk to me or to go out of their way if they
see me in a game to hang out with me I just don't expect that from people but
also because I'm a very like I always like to like I initiate stuff but it's
like I don't expect I don't expect people to act like that with me so when
they do act like that with me it means a lot to me because I just don't expect it
and I don't hold it against anybody for not happening I don't hold it against
anyone to me it's just like we talk when we talk and I'm always gonna think
you're great and I'm always gonna think you're broke but I will always remember
those times when you were a bro when you didn't have to be a bro you know
what I mean I always remember those times when you were a bro and you
You didn't have to be a bro, but you were a bro, and that means so much to me, and that means a lot to me.
It does. Egg is crying? What? What do you mean? Don't cry! Wait, did you just- AHHHHH!
Don't tell Egg! Don't tell Egg! Egg! No, don't cry! Don't cry! You're gonna make me cry!
You're gonna make me cry! You made me cry the other day!
I'm gonna kick all y'all asses. I'm gonna kick you guys butts.
I'm gonna kick your butt, bro. I just, I'm just a type of person where it's just like,
I just don't expect things from people. I don't expect things. I don't, I don't. I've lived
my whole life not expecting things at all because I've had a pretty, I've had a pretty
tough life when it comes to people and to me I you know I want to be everybody's
friend if I can I would love to be everybody's friend but I don't expect
everybody to try to be my friend you know what I mean so when people go out
of their way to do things for me or to chat with me even a little chat even a
little hello you know a little invitation a little hello a little message that
That means a lot to me. It means a lot to me.
It does, it does.
Go to their gway.
Yeah, when they go to their gway, you know?
When they go to their gway...
When they go to their gway for me?
Cause to me, it's like, you know, like, we hung out like, off stream.
That means a lot to me too, cause...
I'm just gonna be a hundred percent with you guys sometimes. I meet people that
Sometimes people just want to hang out on stream
There are sometimes I've had encounters
Where people just want to hang on a string and that's fine. It's okay. It's fine. I don't I don't I don't hold it against anybody
Just wanted to hang out on stream. I don't hold it against them. I
I get it, you know to me stream time is friendship time too
But it's those moments where I find people that are willing to hang out with me off stream
That's the time bro. That's the time that means so much to me
people that
Don't give a shit that it's on a fucking live stream, bro
You know what I mean
That's what that means a lot to me because I don't find that a lot sometimes.
The longer I've been doing this, the less and less I find people that are interested
in hanging out off-stream.
Which is a sad fact.
It is a sad fact.
And I'm the type of person who's like, I love streaming, and I stream a lot and I get it,
you know?
So to me, it's like, stream time is friend time.
Stream time is friend time because I stream so much.
So it's like, oh, if you stream so much, what's the point of like, how are we going
to hang out with you off stream if you stream all the time?
But that's another thing I think about, like, well, maybe, maybe, maybe I'd hang
out offline more if I had more people hang out with offline, but I do have people
hang out with offline and I love hanging out with them and I cherish that time but
the longer that I've been doing this the more I find new people that don't want
to hang out off stream. It's it's it's rough bro it's rough out there
friendship bro. So when I do find people that are that don't give a shit if
if it's on or off stream.
That's like, that's like, I'm like, oh my God, yes.
Hell yeah, sick.
That's great, you know?
That's wonderful.
Cause I've had friends where it's like,
and I've had to like,
I've had to make some changes in my life.
first certain things because sometimes people just want to do stuff on a
stream man and it's just like bro I don't want to hang out on stream I want to
hang out off stream heavenly never hangs up it's okay it's okay it's okay you
know heavenly gets a pass because heavenly special
What the fuck?
Guess what, fucko?
We'll jump, yeah, we'll jump in.
Eggs!
Eggie!
Eggie, you were nice to me at a time when I didn't expect people to be nice to me and that meant a lot to me.
And I remember that day every day. I remember that day as if it was yesterday.
I'll never forget that day.
There's certain core memories in my life that I'll always remember and that's one of them.
It was a day where I was having a terrible day and I didn't expect anybody to want to
talk to me or be nice to me and you and Fleshy like, bro you guys like, ugh.
I will never forget that day my whole entire life.
It still stings, you know? It might seem so small.
It might seem so small, but sometimes, just being there for somebody, it means a lot.
It's just like me, like, me and Buff and Shia, and...
Oh, I can't tell you enough how many times Buff and Shia have been there for me.
How many times Auri's been there for me. How many times Candy's been there for me.
You know, I was in a really tough spot mentally that month getting to hang out with you later
and I would no pressure was genuinely really a-
I love you!
Oh, that meant a lot to me too!
It- it- it- it didn't mean a lot to me, too!
Poopy-doopy fetish rain!
Oh, shit!
Man!
Man, thank you for the read!
I hope you had a great stream!
I hope you had a great stream!
I hope you had a great stream!
I hope you had a great stream!
I hope you had a great stream!
Man, thank you for the read.
I hope you had a great stream.
Thanks for the poop fetish read.
Ha, ha, ha, perfect timing, bro.
Perfect timing.
Perfect timing, perfect timing.
Hey, I give you 100 friendships out of 100 friendships.
100 out of 100.
Your train conductor, sexiness.
Thank you, thank you for the read, man.
I hope you had a great stream.
I love you
I love my friends
I love my friends
I love my friends
I'm just here crying bro
I talk to you any day
but I don't know how
and I want to be your friend
and hang out outside streams
I wanted to be your friend
since I found you back in 2025
I just didn't know how to ask
and I didn't want to get embarrassing
You're very sweet
Thank you, thank you very much
Thank you
It's hard bro
It is hard to get close to people because, like, you just weh don't know...
You don't know...
You don't know people's intentions. You know what I mean?
You don't know the intentions. And, the intentions...
You know, gotta be careful.
You gotta be careful, because you don't know the intentions, you know what I mean?
Yeah, you need to get to know people, you know.
You need to get to know people.
I gotta make a note to show mouse my favorite shitty K-Drum. Wait what K-Drum are you watching bro?
What K-Drum are you watching bro?
Guys, we've been we've been going over Vtuber designs and I think I'm gonna get canceled because
I think I'm gonna get canceled then
I think I'm gonna get cancelled bro.
I kinda roasted a guy.
I didn't roast him but like I think he's gonna be mad at me when he sees this clip.
This ret-cancel this ret now.
Guys, am I gonna die?
It is that time of the month, our next VTuber is Gaia Fortuna.
Gaia Fortuna, you're always sometimes lucky casino owner, I run an upstanding hellish establishment
where everyone is welcome to join, to come join the fun forever.
Oh my god, her design is so cute.
Holy shit.
Whoa!
Wait, this is beautiful.
Very elegant, very beautiful, very sexy.
She is very slay, and yeah, the different shades of red.
I feel like VTubers always use the same red, so when I see like different reds, it's nice.
it's nice I love it I love all the different reds very cute I love the eyes
on the wings the the card the the cards the suit called the the suits the suits
on the cards that are on her wings I don't know what what do you call those
just suits right 777 lucky number seven I love the long boots the eyes oh my
god holy shit no no I didn't say long boobs I said long boots long boots what
the fuck bro she's beautiful I would definitely go to her casino I would I
would I would take a trip there myself I want to go to her casino and I want to
become a patron of her casino she could take all my money right now this design
is just peak design bro like I feel like I'm gonna be honest I could see you in
like a game I could see you in a game I could see you in a game I could see you
in an anime as like the the incredibly mysterious casino owner but late at night
she orchestrates another business on the side saving saving the lives of many
people in the town
The hair is gorgeous. Everything's gorgeous. It's very beautiful.
Yeah, I can totally see you in Kakegurui. Kakegurui!
I can totally see that. I totally see it. I totally see it.
I love it. I love it. 10 out of 10. Perfection. Perfect design, bro.
I-I-I-I-I'm obsessed.
And the details on the shoes, bro. I kinda want the shoes for me.
Yes, and she has a heterochromia eye!
One-uh, is that like- that's like a silvery-
like a-like a-like a grayish- a grayish eye and one red eye.
I love it. It's a heart and a diamond eye.
Heterophobia! I too am heterophobic!
I too! I too feel that.
Yes. Yes.
Yes, I too feel that.
I too feel that I too scare myself sometimes oh you scare yourself you're
You're scaring me! Help!
Help! I'm scared!
Okay.
Okay, this person sent me a message and said,
About a year ago you saw my old model, the one with the censored nipples.
But I saved up for a better one. Here's a reference sheet.
and even his latest redesign and his name is Tito Loco you oh my god I gotta
remember this sense of nipple business Tito Loco
So this is you, Tito Loco.
Holy shit, well.
I hate you.
I don't like you.
I don't like you one bit.
I hate you and I hate everything about you because you are hot.
God damn it.
It's like every single...
The only thing? Thank God you don't have sharp, sharp teeth, bro. I hate you.
I hate you, man.
I hate you, bro.
is this your new redesign I hate I hate you I fucking hate you man I hate you
know what you're doing you freak you know what you were doing bro you know
what you are doing you freak you know you know cover them up slut numbs your
little nipples.
Centered tape nips.
Let's let's discuss his design is great.
It's fucking awesome.
I love the hat and the jacket and the outfit it's it's giving it's giving yeah it's giving
like it's giving Dante it's giving like oh my god I'm a vampire but I'm also a gun
Slinging weirdo vampire cowboy
It's giving vampire cowboy it's giving hot
Like the hair I like the eyes it looks like Ben Helsing got bit I
I hate you. I don't like you. I hate you. I'm just kidding.
Are you?
Show his feet? Oh yeah, he's showing feet too.
A male VTuber that isn't a vampire? There's a lot of male VTubers that are vampires.
What do you mean? There are a lot of male VTubers that are vampires.
There's so many- STOP SNIPPING HIS FEET, BRO!
Leave him alone!
Stop it!
Stop that, fuck!
Stop that!
Stop that, fuck!
Ya para el joder coño
Brenel Brolin, are you?
I think
Es latino?
Are you Spanish? Latino? You speak Spanish?
portugues
muslos rico
si pendeja carajo coño salte de aquí coño
salte de aquí
all right I'm giving you a 10 out of 10 you're you're hot get out of here bro get
out freakin ottman pissed me off bro you pissed off the wrong you pissed me
pissing me off pissing me off bruh pissing me off bruh pissing me off
pissing me off! yeah pissing me off I bet he's a stuffed door he's a stuffed door
he can do his own stuff
pissing me off
pissing me off I need a break I'm mad now I hope you enjoyed that selection
Oh, my umbrella!
I hope you enjoyed that selection of VTuber models.
I think we should take some time and relax while we wait for Resident Evil 9 to come out.
For chance maybe if we could possibly watch a video or two is there a new daily dose?
We did not see a man VTuber without hair.
Find me a bald VTuber.
Find me a bald VTuber!
And don't say me!
Go on, find me a bald one.
Find me a bald VTuber, bro.
Hello.
Boom.
Hey, but he doesn't have a model. He has like a tiny seal model and he barely uses it. That doesn't count.
That doesn't count, bro.
That doesn't freaking count.
That doesn't count.
Okay?
Hello everyone, this is your new best ball man.
She's definitely the best. That's all I am.
7 foot 1 and this happened to...
Internet.
She's definitely gonna ask how tall I am.
7'1.
Yeah.
Holy shit!
7'1.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
How do you live?
How do you live being 7 feet tall?
Like I just don't, I can't comprehend.
I cannot begin to comprehend the life of a person
that's seven feet tall.
There you go.
I just can't.
There you go.
Bo.
Yeah.
Is it dangerous?
No.
You have a lot of medical problems?
Is that true?
Like how can you live in an almost sized house?
You're so tall!
They can reach the top shelf of kitchen cupboards without a stepladder.
Oh
They instantly know holy shit
I mean it will be
It will still be
Fuck
Hello, fuck!
Yeah
Ow!
Just a tie?
I'm gonna figure it out
Now.
He had another shirt.
I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
And he tucked him behind him.
See?
I knew it!
I thought it was slick.
It's not slick.
You can't get behind me.
You can't be like, nope.
Nope.
Nope.
I can't get one up on me.
hahahaha
Busted bro!
Absolutely Busted
Yeah
What?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha
Oh my god, doesn't that hurt?
You can break your teeth!
Oh, it's marshmallow. Okay, never mind.
Still hurt.
A brain eating bacteria was starving his head.
I think that's dangerous.
That's dangerous.
That's dangerous!
Pauze, you don't take!
You don't take!
Are my mom wants me testing out the shoes and full locker?
That's crazy!
Oh!
Come up, come up.
Canary engine 60.
Hey, can anybody help me out, my son?
But when this happened...
Oh my god, I would, I would, I would lose my mind.
That is so scary, holy shit.
I don't wanna be in the water with a head bow.
Hey, can anybody help me out? My son keeps wanting to hear the song,
I don't know what song it is.
What song is it?
It's a, it's a, it's a.
That's great buddy.
Can anybody help me out?
The, here's the song, but I don't know what song it is.
What song is it?
It's a, it's a, it's a.
That's great.
I don't know.
Oh, wait, you're beautiful.
You're beautiful!
What song is it?
I hear the song, but I don't know what song it is.
What song is it?
You're beautiful!
You're beautiful!
You're beautiful!
It's true!
I knew it!
The police were searching for a suspect,
and this worker accidentally helped them find him.
It's not easy, Street.
No!
The police were searching for a suspect and this worker accidentally helped them find
him
Holy shit
Oh my god
They just kick off his shoes
I feel like it's the same as the one on the other side of the road.
There's absolutely no reason you should be doing this on a treadmill.
Where is he?
This is really...
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
This is really impressive.
Can someone explain to me what's going on here?
The waves are frozen in time.
Wait, what the fuck?
What is going on here?
Are they frozen for real?
Snow? Ice? Sand?
Explain to me what's going on here.
It's snow!
No!
The ice wall is coming down!
The face?
Like that?
Just like this, right?
Now they can't come apart, right?
This won't come off your hand.
I'll take another one like this.
Put it right behind it like that, lock it in place like that.
it won't come out here right because you're dripping it right over here but
I mean no sense here is no way top bottom incoming out right or rub it I saw
this one how the fuck did he do that explain yourself right because you're
come over here I'll take another one like this explain yourself see
Fuck magic, it's not real.
It's not real.
Wait.
What do you mean?
That's the fake, look at it!
Watch the middle finger.
I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm watching!
I'm watching the middle finger, I'm watching!
Guys, what the fuck?!
You already did it! I hit everything!
AHHHHH!
He put it right behind it like that, lock it in place like that, this way it won't come up here right?
Cause you're dripping it right over here, but I mean no sense here, there's no way top body can come in here right?
He did it at that- OHHHHH!
That's when he did it!
That's when he did it!
That's when he did it! That's when he did it! That's when he did it! That's when he did it!
He's fast!
He separates.
Why does this look like so much fun?
On the ice?
Oh my god I threw up.
I threw up.
I would throw up.
Oh, it's a trash can!
This couple of pretty pebbles look wild in the LED light.
Whoa, what the...
Whoa, why did they do that?
This nine year old is better at mass than you.
So y'all said Old Spice cleans the windows the best, so.
What the fuck?
This nine year old is better at mass than you.
What the fuck?
Hello?
Oh!
I'm your old friend girl!
I'm on stream!
What the fuck bitch, I thought you're dying!
I was dying, dying to ask you a question.
oh shit cancelled I have a question oh what is it chat told me that you make
decisions by flipping a coin is that true no oh my god that is true but it
works but like big life to sit like I'm talking like huge life decisions yeah
Yeah, that's how I, oh my god.
I'm so sorry.
That's how I decided to join you.
I can't do it.
Girl, think about it.
It's actually so gigaspart.
Okay, like you take a coin,
and then you put like one decision on the top,
and then the other decision on the bottom,
and then you flip it, right?
And then, you know when it's in the air,
you think about it.
You're like, oh, I hope it's like the top or the bottom.
And then that's when you know it's like oh you actually want that thing, but what if you don't feel that when you flip it?
Keep flipping
No, but it's a subar
It's not that simple.
I'm helping people.
The more you overthink it, the worse you'll get because then you like second guess yourself and shit.
I am second guessing myself and I don't know what to do.
What's the decision? Let me flip the coin for you.
I can't say what it is out loud.
Okay, okay, hold on. You can secretly telepathically type it
It's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like a decision where it's like I don't know
It's either a yes or a no
Okay
That's that's not scary at all in the news.
No!
At least like that's...
That's that's not scary at all in the news.
So you know what I mean?
I need a terror reading.
Oh my god, you want a terror reading?
Oh my god, I don't know if I should get one though. I'm scared.
Girl, you don't want to get a coin flip and you don't want to get a terror reading?
I'm so scared.
I'm scared.
I know what if it's something I don't want to hear you know the right answer
I'm going to do that with clay
look that is something I don't want to hear
no maybe it's like something you don't want to hear because you know deep down it's true
oh no oh no
what if it is something I don't want to hear
Then that's why coin flipping is the best thing because then you can just keep flipping it until you're like
Okay, I know that's probably the right answer. I don't know you know what? I think I know that's
And it's not what I want to hear
That's horrifying it's scary. I think I know the answer and it's what I don't want to hear
Wait what happened? What the fuck happened? I can't say I'm on stream
This is like a non-stream thing
Stream
Mute
What if accidentally I own mute and then the stream hears
Okay, can you message it to me?
I'm scared
It's okay. Don't be scared.
It's just a silly, and then it's like a life or death fucking decision, and I'm just like, flip a coin like that.
It's not life or death.
It's not life or death.
Hold on, wait a minute.
It's not life or death.
It can be silly for it that long, but like, let's not flip a coin for health.
Let's not do that.
It's not, it's not my health, it's not.
Oh my god, kid.
I'm gonna cry.
Don't cry. What do you mean?
No.
Oh no.
woke up and I was like why did I miss call and then I was like oh no she did
How about how about you give me a tarot reading but not today how about we do it tomorrow when I'm more prepared mentally
Okay, we can do that right now. I'm not mentally prepared
We can do that. If you want a tarot reading off stream too, it's fine. If anything, it's better
because if it's on stream, I have to find my webcam and I can't, I don't know where the fuck it is.
So if it's off stream, I can just use my phone. Bro, is it what I think it is, Roxy? I think you,
I think you know what it is.
Uh oh, Roxy. Is it a coin flip thing or is it?
Roxy.
You know what's so crazy? I'm telling you, if it's like not that crazy, a coin flip works because you get done, you know what's when you hope it's going to be.
No, this is like something I think...
I want to say that it's not crazy, but if I'm going to be honest with myself, it is crazy.
You can't see my face. I'm giving you the most concerned look right now. Like I'm looking
at you like oh oh man oh brother. You know how I feel about it so LOL. That's what Roxie
said, Roxy, you know how I feel about it, so LOL.
Oh no.
Oh no.
You know what, I'm just going to, yeah, Roxy, no, you're so right.
I'm just going to hype Roxy.
I don't know what's going on, Chad.
I don't know.
I'm just, if Roxy goes like that, if Roxy hits you with the, you know how I feel
about it, LOL, uh-oh.
How about we flip a coin to feel to get to get an answer, but then we'll do it
We'll do the terror reading this weekend. What day do you want to do it tomorrow or Sunday? I
Could do either girl tomorrow offline or on like online or online. I just won't tell I just won't tell chat what it is
We can do it. Okay, right chat. We'll know what it is. Okay, it's just
it's just a random thing worst case I don't have my webcam on like I will show
you the webcam but you can't do it on my phone
wait so you're gonna tell me after shave yeah oh my god you know I'm gonna
I love this shit.
For now, cause I don't know anything.
No, yeah, Roxy, you're so right.
I'll tell you what, there's a dream, bro.
I know your, I feel like your reading will be so accurate
and it'll show me the way.
Cause I'm a-
Imagine the reading is like the vaguest thing ever.
And tarot card vague post that you know it.
You know what's funny?
I, you know me.
I don't believe in that shit,
But I did it for fun for like the month and it was like the most accurate shit I've read.
I'm like, what the fuck is happening?
Oh, oh, did you get it read by like a tarot pro?
Well, it wasn't like it wasn't like for me for me.
It wasn't read for me for me.
But it was like one of those things where it was just like it wasn't for me.
But it was for me.
You know what I mean?
Oh my God.
I'm going to send away.
Let me read it.
okay me when I'm like no yeah do you know you know this person yeah oh my god yeah I
just don't know like every time and I don't get I don't I don't believe in
that shit you know me I don't but somehow every time I get a red it's
always accurate and and months down the line I'm like oh my god what the fuck
I mean, if you want to think about it, Tarot card is just another form of gambling, man.
That's true.
And I love gambling.
Exactly.
So there's nothing to be scared about because you're not losing.
You're just, well, it's gambling.
I know you'll always, I know every time you do one, it's always true.
So if you do it and it comes out, then I know that it's for real and I know that
this is important and I know that I need to listen you have made me feel less
pressure so quick wow I feel the pressure lifted up my shoulders in the
situation that I don't even know what's going on you can make a big life
decision for me and then after that we could play a game how about that I feel
I'm so here, fuck the damn coin.
She's like, well shit, now I want me to read my fucking fortune.
Bro, she's accurate as fuck!
She predicted the fall of the Shogio, bro.
Girl!
I swear to god I sat there and I was like, oh this is so silly.
I'm never doing this shit again.
And I never did it again.
I know a true mystic a true a true tarot queen
I know I completely forgot that even happened until the situation and then people sent me a link and I looked at it
I'm like I always happen that way fuck up
But you know what? I predicted it too because froggy
Tarot reading too. Oh
Yeah, froggy did my terror reading and she was like hey, are you okay? And I'm like
You have such a good track record with Tarot.
I don't know why.
And it's crazy because I don't believe in this stuff.
To me it's just like, I just think it's like fun stuff.
You know?
Fun.
It's fun stuff.
Fun people.
Ha ha ha fun people.
But every single time I get my Tarot cards read, it's always accurate as shit.
And it freaks me out every time.
Oh, shit
At one time well one time like I even did it was this like all I'll just think about
Something else Carol scared me now Ari. It scares me too. You see you see
But for real though if Roxy does want to terror reading you can hit me up Roxy
Roxy you should get it done by her. She's really good
I'm just gonna say yes to everything Roxy says. It's one of those things that if
Roxy has an opinion, she'll probably write. You know what? I don't even know. She'll
probably write. Question mark? She always write. That's how I feel to like every
Vtuber manager man. I'm like you'll probably write. She'll write. She's been
right for a long time.
Ah, damn.
Well, you probably right.
Cook Queen.
You know, Loki, I've always wanted to give
Arya terror reading,
because I'm so curious
if it's gonna hate her ass or if it doesn't
hate her ass. Oh well, Arya, do you want to get
your terror read tomorrow?
Yippee!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I think it might be a yes.
I think it's really a yes.
I think that's a yes.
I think that's a yes.
I think that's a yes.
Yeah, I think he's really excited.
Tomorrow.
You come. This time.
To me.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
And then play a game.
And then play a game.
Play a game to dry my tears.
Because I have a feeling I'm so happy.
Because I have a feeling I'm so happy.
so good and then you'll be like oh my god my life is so much better and that was amazing
thank you Michi and then we play game.
Okay.
God.
It's not gonna be bad at all.
It's gonna be fun.
It's gonna be fun and it's gonna be great and we're gonna have a great time and then
everybody's gonna be like yay and Ari's gonna play with us too.
Yay!
Really?
I don't know.
I don't know what she was.
I think she's scared and she ran away.
I'm gonna I'm gonna tell Ari that I think she hates me and then be a brat.
She said I can
This time like this time minus an hour maybe okay, it's easier for Ari Ari's old bones. Oh, yeah, that's right cuz she has old bones
He does have old bones. She has old bones. She goes to bed early like a person
Are you three tomorrow this time minus one hour?
old bone lady
old bone
I have surgery
I know, it's okay, old surgery bone
it's okay man, old surgery bone
old surgery bone
I can't believe it
Fakie and Ari has been
everyone has been sleeping
okay why did Ari just say fuck me
why the fuck
what the
I know, wake up. Feel horrible. Yeah, feel bad just like us. God. Feel bad. I'm fine.
It's a my time zone. I saw you playing roadside research. No, I was about to invite you to
that when I want to ask if Kuro is alive tomorrow because I know he wanted to
play the game I'm down and look he holy shit I got one guy by chat because like
he invited me to roadside research and he's been like wanting to play the game
and I was like I don't want to play if Kuro hasn't played and they're like no
Kuro already played so I played it and he hasn't played you'll play with us
tomorrow well fuck it my cannon event is like recently cuz he's been sick right
like grow god dang you fever girl yeah I saw his tweet I know and then like
yesterday I mess it up like are you okay he's like I'm holding on deadlock
question mark and I was like are you serious are you fucking okay like are
in the head bro playing deadlock with dangays fever what the fuck no the fucking
deadlock gave him dangie fever I'm so fucking virus that gives a dough deadlock
gave you gives you a virus man tomorrow and he comes play with us if you play
deadlock tomorrow he would log in no I'm not playing deadlock I'm gonna die I
I want to play Rosy Research.
You will love Deadlock.
Hell no.
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
Nope, I'm not playing Deadlock.
I'm like, I'm like dragging her with breadcrumbs.
I'm like, oh, tarot card. Deadlock.
No, no, no, no, no.
I would rather have Dengue Fever.
Dengue Fever.
I feel like I gave you one breadcrumb,
and then afterwards it's just like a block of poison. That's how I felt like.
Damn.
Deadlock is like a mean and overwatches bastard child, Wutofok?
No, because it's true. You know what's even... Okay, there...
I almost called Deadlock Dengilok, but...
Deadlock is not as bad as Overwatch or League, but it has the potential to be worse.
Oh my god girl what like what literally when I start like started playing deadlock
I messaged Michael and I was like Michael. I'm so serious
I'm going to write my own Google doc II just so I can get canceled so then I can shit talk this guy like I have
This guy pissed me off so much, but I was a mean girl and I can't do anything. So I was like, oh, I'm just so mad
I'm gonna cancel myself. That's so I can be mad. What the fuck? No, it's horrible
It's such a good game. I feel like it made me such a great person. I
Think I literally messaged like in the group chat that I was like I saw I feel it
I feel the sexism rush through my body. Oh, no. Are you saying slurs help?
Not that bad
I want to be like I think with deadlock if you
Like insult another player too often they would literally ban you
Alpha bro, so they're like they're like why are you mad? It's alpha, but
Shit like I played with one person that had two kills 24 deaths
That's me
No, I'm better like you say that but I saw you playing Marvel rivals and you were really fucking good
I'm saying this guy sucks okay and then all I did was I messaged like in the
team chat I'm like like brother I have never I didn't know the death count
could go up that high and then I got reported like are you serious well
Oh yeah, I've never seen a 24 death kill streak.
Like, it was nasty.
It was so fucking nasty.
Holy shit, you're toxic.
That's crazy.
How is that toxic, bro?
Back in my day, I think it was.
What the hell?
Holy shit, bro.
Dude, that's it.
We're playing roadside research.
You need to calm down.
We're playing that tomorrow.
You gotta calm down, Mary.
He said yes.
Yay, roadside research tomorrow.
Yay.
All right.
I got a company.
My cat to the vet today to get a shot.
You can't.
Message me after stream, girl.
I must know what's happening.
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you the truth.
OK, girl.
Also, I want you to know, I thought I was getting blind,
but in reality, I forgot my glasses.
There's the, you gotta wake the fuck up.
Alright, bro. Alright. I'll talk to you later.
I love you, girl!
Oh!
Damn!
Oh my god, I feel like I- I think I scared her, bro.
I think I scared her, man.
I think I scared her. Also, I just went on-
I just went on Steam, and it says this item is not yet available.
Um, why is my game not available?
Why is it not available?
Restore Steam.
i'm here bro i'm here I'm here i'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here bro I'm here
I'm there! I'm there!
Guys are you ready?
Wait does it work now?
It's over!
I'm coming back! Hold on!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh my god it's downloading. It's downloading. It's downloading. It's downloading. It's downloading.
I'm right here. I'm right here bro. Don't worry we're getting our terror red tomorrow.
So y'all said Old Spice cleans windows the best. So I'm gonna try on my new Grand Cherokee.
can't wait to clean this baby up they said to just let it dry and see what
um what on your window see what yeah place cleans windows the best so I'm
trying to my new grand chair yeah yeah can't wait to clean this baby up they
said to just let it dry and see what just cleans itself was clean now
This is the worst thief ever.
Oh my god!
What the nice cat?
Woof! Woof!
Woof! Woof!
Woof!
Woof!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Eww!
Ewww! Ewwww!
Awww!
Eww!
Ewwww!
Eww!
Eww!
What is that?
Awww!
These guys turned the skin-
Ew! What is he doing?
Like, why is he doing that?
Wishing egg!
These guys turn the skate park into a water park.
Wow! What?
Whoa! Fly me. Fly me park.
What? How much soap do you think they use for that?
If it's not soap, what is it?
Fuck.
This is called an Amorphophilus Titanum Flower and when it blooms it heats itself to a round body temperature to spread its rotting flesh smell, attracting flies and beetles to pollinate it.
Ewww!
It looks disgusting.
Why does this happen so often?
My gate is ready.
Oh my god, the police! Octane's taking us over to the 25 gifted subs days, Octane!
Oh no.
There you go. I think the lock works, man.
No. Say, tell them to come over here again.
What?
I don't like that I hate that I hate that I don't like that
This is a red-crested core hum.
The males attract females by flying high into the air and dropping down.
Females choose the male who gets closest to the ground without injury.
What?
Is that true?
What the fuck?
Alright, come on.
Come on, fam.
Are you alright in the head?
What the fuck?
What the f**k?
Alright, come on.
Come mom, fam. Are you alright in the head?
China's largest whole station was overwhelmed during the Spring Festival return rush, processing 148,800 vehicles in a single surge.
What?
Oh my god.
Is that seriously the traffic over there?
Are you for real?
Oh shit!
I guess we know why the chicken across the road.
Holy shit!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Holy fuck!
Hold on, wait a minute. He's gonna do it. He's gonna do it.
He's crossing the road!
He's doing it. It's happening.
Mom, can you see that?
It's happening. Oh my god.
Oh my god
But there was no one, no mom is like
Yes, okay
I get it
We get it, bro
It's happening
Bob, you see that?
It's happening
But why is he doing it?
He's like, I'm gonna fight that dog
Good girl
Good girl
Good girl
You let us know
I don't think her legs know what's going on
Aww
I want to do that one day!
Oh my god fat cat.
Oh did they get married?
Aww so sweet.
Oh that was funny.
Turns out you can still get a ticket for driving.
That was funny.
Ugh!
It's got pearls in it guys!
Turns out you can still get a ticket for driving with a device in your right hand,
even if you don't have a right hand.
What?
Alright man, so you're going to receive a citation for a wireless communication device
hand held while driving.
You gotta put the phone down as you operate a motor vehicle.
Oh, and you put on there that you saw me with my right hand holding it. Yeah, but that's what you said when you pulled me over
Yes, that you saw me holding my device with my right hand
Okay
What's up, bro is fucking hot bro
Bruh
I have a relative that is missing a hand and it's tough, bro.
Oh my god!
I think he might need a bigger knife.
Oh! What the...
What the fuck?
Look how the guy's looking like...
Rolls-Paysy just like...
Oh my God.
Whoa.
No!
Oh God, Dolphin.
I don't like dolphins and scarabies
Dolphin's scary bro
Super F?
How the fuck do you get a Super F?
A plus A, A plus Super F?
What the fuck is Super F?
Oh my god, that was whiplash bro, that shit with the car and now it's Super F.
Yeah, how do you get a super egg with a negative percent?
Nothing is getting in the way of their morning run.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna go get you.
Look at this boy.
So dizzy.
Whoa.
I think this is meat pasta.
I just really thought you needed to see this.
What the fuck?
Hey buddy, what are you doing over there?
Come here. Come here buddy. Come here.
You're a good boy. You're a good boy.
What do you think his whale is trying to say?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Papa, they really couldn't get this dog's name, Papa.
Oh, okay. Thank you.
What's going on over here?
What?
Oh no.
Can someone please explain to me what this is?
Ew, what is that?
Ew, it's like Gaga.
Ew, don't touch it.
What the fuck?
Why would you touch it?
I can't see anything
Eww
Banjir is already a...
a snake
a chicken
oh blend door a nice blend door
I live with scavengers.
This takes some real skill.
Oh.
Wait, this with one hand?
That's crazy.
I don't want to cook a coffee so bad.
So that is the end of this video. I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you guys again very, very soon.
Later.
I want a cup of coffee like really bad. Like real bad.
I've been wanting a cup of coffee for like, later, later.
I've been wanting a cup of coffee for like days.
My heart doesn't like coffee.
I, so I haven't drank coffee in years.
It's been so many years. It's been a long time. I haven't had coffee in years.
I think since like... I think the last time I had coffee was like...
2011. 2011. 2012.
No.
2010.
No.
15 years. Yeah, I haven't had coffee in like 15 years, I think. 10-15 years, maybe?
Coffee is cock-a-flavored. You know what your cock-a-flavor, okay? Your cock-a-flavor.
your cocoa flavor and you know what time it is?
It's time for me to be brave and not be scared.
It's time for me to be brave and not be scared.
It's almost 1 am.
It's almost time for you to take a poop party time.
Actually, I think this game is dark.
I don't know if I should...
Should I keep the lights on?
What if it's too scary?
What if I was too scary? And I'm scared.
Don't turn them off. Okay, I'm gonna turn off all the lights.
I'm gonna turn off every single light in my house.
Even my parents' light.
Well that was fast.
I can't even see myself!
I can't even see myself!
Help!
I can't even see myself!
I don't even know where I am!
Where am I?
Who am I?
English?
French?
Italian?
European Spanish, Latin American, Latin American Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese, Russian, Mandarin Chinese, Japanese, English,
Sub-Pedal on, audio device, wait, TV, home theater, TV, headphones, surround sound, wait, what do I put?
Hey, hey, what do you put?
Headphone?
I'm using headphone, but just until the pattern is no longer visible.
Why does it tell me this?
Wait, do I want to see it or do I not want to see it?
What if I want to see it and just until a pattern is no longer visible?
Adjust the screen to your preferred brightness
This is fine, I guess
Adjust the rectangle to match the size of your screen
Resident Evil Requiem offers you the ability to change the camera perspective.
It is recommended to use first person perspective when playing as Grace to enhance the horror elements
and to use third person perspective when playing as Leon to enhance the action elements.
Would you like to change perspective? I guess.
No? Why did you write no with big, huge bold letters?
The following can be said via accessibility.
Please enter your age.
The following can be said via accessibility.
The following can be said via accessibility.
Please enter your age.
Six.
Hundred.
Six, seven.
Is this your correct age? The age you entered will not affect the content of the game, but once your age has been confirmed, it cannot be changed.
I agree.
You can change the setting via network on the options menu.
Wait, what?
What?
The following- Oh yeah I got the deluxe edition!
Letters from 1998.
Now it's compiling shaders! You couldn't have compiled shaders this whole time while I was busy doing this shit!
oh okay well it's not that one
I mean at least it's going fast you know at least it's not slow
this is not slow this is going pretty fast
they needed my age to come out
oh no they're gonna find out I'm 67 oh god I'm 67 guys
I
Gonna find out I
Remember I had to wait three at wait what?
We saw fallout three five hours three hours to install follow three three hours
Prioritized performance prioritize quality performance change graphic settings to
So we do performance or quality. I'm on a different computer so I don't know.
Well should I do performance or quality? I'll listen to you because you know because you
You saw my computer's pics.
See what this baby can do.
Performance!
Okay, I'll listen to you.
Special content.
oh my god he is so hot oh my
Oh my god!
It's time to break! It's me!
Holy shit!
He's so old!
Like fine wine, I tell you.
Like fine wine.
Let's Louch Bro.
Pfft!
Oh my god, he can tell his men has been through it!
He has been through it and he's tired!
I'm not gonna do that.
oh wow beautiful stunning stunning
what else we got that's it
Neon's costume default
oh my god he got his outfit from the original no we'll keep we'll keep it default
Wait, I won't change it. I won't change it.
We'll just keep it.
Ooh, the gun's though. Wait.
The gun though.
The gun, the gun, the film, though. Our gun is cute.
Screen filter!
Who's gonna play like this?
Okay, let's go.
Uh, casual, relaxed while enjoying the story in puzzles, standard, modern, a balanced
experience of suspense accomplishment at the standard difficulty found among modern
Resident Evil games, this game can be changed to casual on game over screen.
A traditional experience with a difficulty similar to classic Resident Evil games,
recommended for long-term fans of the series, auto saves during grace's gameplay are
limited and increments are required to save.
Oh my god.
Oh, we're going to the-
AHHHHHH FBI!
Sorry.
She's a working woman, like me.
Incident fourth victim, unidentified disease.
Oh.
It wasn't me.
I didn't do it.
What were you?
Damn, the graphics are looking nice.
Look at those nails.
Bakun City Lockdown extended to 2040.
Both withdrawals from treaty on the prohibition of bio-organic weapons.
So basically, I'm guessing the world continues as normal.
Raccoon City was the only thing that...
...went to fucking all hell.
Grace Ashcroft.
I guess?
My office.
Oh, uh...
Uh, coming.
Look at all that paperwork!
What the fuck, girl, you live like this?!
Not organized.
Yeah, we can go back in 2040 directly.
Okay, this is about the report you asked for yesterday. It'll be ready in three. No, no, no. Two days tops.
Put a hold on that for now.
Guys, I can't help but notice that she looks just like... that she looks like fucking...
What? Oh my god. What's the name of the group, bro? The group, Ali and AJ. Do you guys remember that? Okay, I'm sorry.
I feel old.
Yes! She looks just like her!
One that exhibits the same pathology as the others we've been investigating.
Now I need a good technical antidote on this.
Fill in the future!
Oh shit.
They need me on the case.
My eyes are on the crime scene, don't worry.
Those kind of look like rose, too.
Mom was murdered there?
Alyssa died eight years ago.
Perhaps it's time for you to face the past.
You know, what if she's not ready to face the past, okay?
You can't put a-
Something's clear. Head on.
What?
Grace.
I didn't force you to go.
Do you think you can do this to me?
No. I mean, yes. Is it to keep my job?
Investigate that crime scene. And report back to me with your findings.
Why does it have to be me? Why can't it be somebody else?
What if I say no?
What if I say no? How about it? What if I just say no? I think I can say no.
It should be somebody else, because now I- I- I have like-
She has like an emotional attachment to that place, she's not gonna be a good detective.
Damn, these graphics are crazy.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Ahem.
Sorry.
What the fuck?
Fuck you!
Fuck you, man!
Grace!
Renwood.
Wait a minute.
She has to go to the Renwood Hotel.
Wait, is her last name Renwood?
Is that her hotel?
oh she's Ashcraft sorry she's just going to the room what I'm sorry I'm my
brain listen okay I'm kind of dumb I'm a streamer like get over it okay
Get over it, I'm a fucking streamer.
I need large subtitles.
Head to the Redwood Hotel.
Oh my god, it's in first person. Holy shit.
There should be a room here.
Hey, what's up buddy?
What's up bro? What's up?
Talking on the phone, chatting to your girlfriend or your wife?
Stop! Stop it! You can't move without- you can't move if I'm out in front of you! You can't move if I'm in front of you! You can't move! You can't move if I'm in front of you, bro!
Wait, I gotta turn off motion blur. Holy shit. Where is it?
Oh my god, is there no motion blur?
image
image
thank goodness
He's just pushing me out of the way.
Look at these people.
This is weird.
This is fucking weird shit.
Can we even change the f over 8 or no?
I don't think we can, but it feels very like squeezed.
Can we?
wobble. 10. Adjust the camera wobble intensity.
Oh, it feels...
Click on the arrow by Grace's camera.
Grace's camera.
Huh?
What?
What the box with the arrow doesn't really have anything nope a lot of stuff that I don't
want to touch. I guess there's nothing. Water's out and on already. Oh my god. Excuse me sir,
Excuse me.
Hail, hail.
Who the fuck is this hotel?
Welcome to the beautiful and historic city of Renwood.
Come soak in the nostalgia of a bygone era
with chic art galleries, classic restaurants
and plenty of stores where you can shop till you drop
if you want to get away from the modern hustle.
And bustle, Renwood's the best place to live.
Oh, thanks.
Can I get my hair done? It says styling hair.
Do I even have an umbrella?
Well, I look like a drowned city rat.
Look at how your phone ain't.
Missing.
Missing persons?
Are I missing persons out here?
Why does this almost look real?
What the fuck?
This is kinda freaky.
Holy shit.
Shit, cigarettes are ten-
Oh my god, they're ten sixty!
Dingo red cigarettes!
One life has you see your red, enjoy the wild taste of Dingo red.
Get wild!
You- oh, I'm so- oh my god, I just bumped that guy!
I bumped into that guy! I'm so sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Uh-oh.
Do not cross.
Police.
You got this?
Hello.
Hey, that's a restricted area. You can't go in there.
I'm FBI.
Um, um, why?
It's an act of crime scene.
Oh, wait. Sorry.
Did she forget she's FBI?
Just a second.
Sorry, I'm FBI.
I'll pause. Ad rules I'm pausing.
Ad rules I'm pausing, don't worry.
I'm pausing just for you!
Just for you!
She's just like you-
Oops! Sorry! I forgot to totally mention that I am a FBI agent.
I'm so cute and pretty.
You would probably never think that I was an FBI agent, but I am.
I'm just a goyle.
The fake FBI...
My badge is not fake.
It is real.
And you will stop for the law for me.
You will stop because I am the long arm of the law.
I am the long arm of the law and you're gonna respect me.
Respect my authority immediately.
Yeah, I am. I'm Judge Dredd.
It's such a calming game, so much relaxation.
I know, it's so calming, it's so calming and relaxing and soothing.
What a vibe with the rain.
Nothing terrible is going to happen at all.
Nothing terrible at all.
Surely nothing terrible could ever happen today.
Surely nothing terrible will happen.
Raining blood soon?
What if somebody starts playing like, where are all the zombies, guys?
What the fuck?
I wanted to rate this game high and I wanted to like this game, but I can't find them.
Ads over in 1312.
These residents barely seem evil. 6 out of 10.
Where are all the evil residents?
They're so messed up.
We're back.
You're FBI?
Investigating all these strange deaths, huh?
It's the fifth one now, right?
Fifth death?
I heard they all have the same weird bruises.
So you think it's something infectious?
Terrorism?
Why else would the FBI be investigating?
Hey, are you with me?
Oh, um, there might be answers inside.
Yeah, sure, right.
Guys, how did she become an FBI agent?
How did she get into the job?
All buildings condemned.
Where it is, they're finally going to bring the whole place down.
Why don't you come with me?
Thanks.
If you're not scared, why don't you ask him to come with you, men?
Investigate the crime scene.
With my keen policeman eyes.
My police officer, I mean, my FBI eyes.
Yellow tape.
Yellow tape? Yellow paint?
Hill!
Hog hole!
My FBI's, I can see with my FBI's.
This kinda looks real and it's freaking me out because we're in first person.
Almost dying game in the next hour, every time I die that's a gifted sub.
It's very dark. Do I have a flashlight? I don't even have a flashlight. I don't know.
You could have told your boss no. How about that? You could have said no. But you didn't.
You said yes, and now you're here. You could have said no, you know. No, it's all
Oh my god I'm not scared by fucking pigeon.
Fucking pigeon scared me.
Fucking peatone.
Don't peatone mess with soul.
Bruh. I believe I got freaked out by a peatone.
Is anybody playing this in third person? I wonder.
What if I decide to play in third person?
Like you know what? I'm gonna go against the grain and I'm gonna play in third person.
Fuck this shit.
I'm going to go against the grain and I'm going to be the one.
I'm going to be the one, the one to play this in third person.
Me.
Come to me for a third person experience.
Beware of rats.
I mean, I'm not so bad.
You can't turn on that bad, TV.
Oh god, I gotta go in this way.
I can't see shit.
I can't fucking see!
You can't even see me!
You can't even see me, bros!
Can't they just take this light with me? Holy shit!
I can't see shit like... Oh.
Oop.
Hands?
This is it.
This is what happens after the apocalypse, huh?
Scavenging...
Burning for money.
WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA!
Scallaging for my life.
Is that me kicking around these cans?
Oh, it's me.
Scallaging for my life.
Searching for my next meal.
A scrap.
What happens to these people?
these people like when you play these games you ever think about like do they
eat what about when they have to go to the bathroom they just not shit for 15
hours like do they not take a piss
dinner's ready! dinner's ready job, dinner's ready. dinner's ready guys. delightful, delightful
feast of your favorite treat. A delightful feast of your favorite treat.
Don't don't don't don't.
Isn't that something you want?
Hmm? Oh wait, aren't there drops for this game? Are they on?
Aren't there drops for this fucking game?
Isn't it like a like a like a is it like a like a badge or something? I think I
think it's like a badge
What's a raccoon badge? Guys do you want to rec? Why would it get why would it give
Give me the option to open this if there's nothing in there!
To teach me how to open a drawer?
Why would you open that, you freak?
Where's my pops I heard but hey
And leave just turn around and leave
Grace you can leave like you'll always just leave you could say no
don't have to do this but the demotion is she gonna get demoted because she said no
because you turned down a case and you know what I would I would get demoted
fuck that shit. I would. I would say yes. Fine. Demote me bitch. Demote my ass. Demote me.
I'm not gonna go and open an earth trauma for my mother's death.
Iron mouse! What?! Exactly. Iron mouse! What?! What? Iron mouse? You would say no to your boss?
Look! Look what we have here.
Clearly I can say no.
Because I'm indie now.
So yes I can say no.
Exhibit one!
Night, thank you so much for the private gifted subs.
Huh, bring me over the bar, baby. Let me have some drink.
Glug glug.
What's this?
I can't use this here.
Oh, you're telling me I can't-
Oh, man, I can't fucking shoot the door open.
And a cop, I can do whatever I want.
Who made these scratches on here?
An animal?
Oh my god, I don't like your breathing. Bro, if you're gonna be breathing like that, why aren't you-
Oh my God. Jesus Christ.
That... that looks... that looks terrifying.
what the fuck that face she's like
money needs to be dirty hair this is filthy yeah I know it's all right I'm not gonna
But I'm telling you, like, if I were to quit, bro, fuck that shit, I'm not coming in here.
Are you kidding me?
Well, maybe I'm just Latino, you know what I mean?
Ah!
Cleaning supplies!
Ah! Clearing supplies!
El?
Disgusting bathroom.
Who took a shite?
In here!
It doesn't open.
Oh God!
Oh God, oh Jesus, oh Jesus!
I'm scared, huh?
Eww
NO!
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?
What the fuck do you mean you're gonna put your hand in that shit bro?
What is that?
What is that?
Taka soup!
I knew that was gonna happen bro. I think I'm stupid. Of course there's gonna be somebody here.
Stop. Who put that there? That was not there. WHO PUT THAT THERE?!
Let's talk, room 204. You found an attached- I found an attached to the back of a photo
grace you have got to be shitting me bro
You were just in the bathroom!
What do I do?
Maybe you should have just never head to room two-
I think you should have just never gone at all.
Maybe you should have.
Here's a thought.
How about not go?
How about not go? How about leave?
How about you should have left?
How about we leave right now?
I'll march you out there. Let's go.
I'll be your courage.
Oh, what a surprise. We can't leave.
I have a gun and I know how to use it, and I'm a woman.
I'm a woman and I have a gun!
Minus- oh my god, I have zero keys!
What the fuck?
This place stinks!
What a beautiful day outside!
I could have been outside doing so many things!
listening to music
talking to friends online
playing, I don't know, League of Legends, I don't know
but no, I'm in here
why don't belong
I'm sorry I mentioned League of Legends
I promise you I don't play
I promise you I don't play, I don't play League of Legends
Whose coat is this?
The Renwood Hotel has been welcoming guests from all walks of life since opening its doors in 1928.
Experienced the warm embrace of nearly a century's worth of history along with Renwood's time-honored traditions.
You'd rather be in here than play league?
It's just a game, it's just a game, it's just a game, it's just a game, it's just a game,
it's not real, you're not really in this game.
I have a very overactive imagination and sometimes when I play games I imagine myself
in the game and I feel like I'm really there and I'm not there right now.
I'm in my room, I'm sitting in my room right now and Chad is watching me.
Play this game.
AAH!
I'm an FBI agent.
I'm gonna have a bi agent.
And I'm beautiful and I'm blonde and I'm funny and I'm skinny.
This lady got a song.
I'm young.
I'm fun.
I'm blonde.
And I'm skinny.
Hotel.
AHHHHHHHH!!!
DOLATELLA!
Yes, I don't know.
To all employees, following the recent incident, management has been working hard to restore
public trust.
Unfortunately, due to the extent of the damage, it is unclear if it will be possible to reopen.
Consequently, it is with great regret that we must announce the official closure of
the Renwood Hotel.
We apologize greatly for the impact this may have on you and your families and wish
to extend our heartfelt gratitude for the support of hard and hard work you have brought
to the long-standing business.
Nam.
Closure.
Ah, small businesses.
It's not a small business, it's a hotel.
Bird?
I guess we have to go to the second floor.
Oh, piano! Let me take a little play. Tickle those keys. Tickle those keys.
I couldn't! Thank you so much for the rate. I hope you had a great stream. Thank you.
Hello everyone. We're playing Resident Evil 9.
Where have you guys been up, Teen Wayne?
I'm a scared woman. I'm a scared FBI agent and I have a gun.
Okay, let's go upstairs I guess scared woman have a gun
Music player
Don't tell me I'm not that fat guys
What the fuck is my ass that big
Rude stares.
Oh, a statue.
Guys, now you see why it takes me forever and a day to complete games.
I just like to immerse myself in the game, okay? I feel like I'm there. I am her.
And this is an ugly thing.
Nice cock.
Not a cock, that's a bull.
Nice balls.
Ooh, wire cutter.
Ahhhh!
Oh
Shit beer, I do God you scared me
Yeah
Sorry if I'm a hotel. I'm not gonna have freaking bones everywhere like hey guys check out these dead animals
You want to stay at my hotel? What the fuck? No, but I don't want to stay there
Eww, what the fuck?
That's where I'm supposed to go up there.
Which way is- which way?
Ah, let me open this first.
Fix it.
Oh.
I don't have the keys.
Here, let me wire cutter it.
I can't.
Never mind.
Let me wire cutter it. I can't never mind
200
Right shooting back
I'm just checking, stop, don't rush me.
What would be happening if you shot Kenny?
Ewww!
This looks like the- that- that-
Oh my god, you know what this looks like?
Do you remember that video that we watched?
That we watched?
That's been on YouTube for years.
The tour of the family home.
And it's a Japanese home.
And like, the further the guy goes into the house,
the creepier and crazier it looks.
Oh my god, it looks just like it.
I can't believe I'm in the famous YouTube video!
Wow!
2-0-2?
Yeah, was it called...
Was it called a tour of my home or something?
To the floor.
What the fuck?
October 10, 2018? I mean, wait. October 19, 2018. Sorry.
I
You like shook a fuck up
How you shut up
2018 what was I doing in 2018 oh shit I was already streaming I was busy being a fucking
stupid ass Vtuber what the fuck alright who the fuck is obsessed with me
Why are you so obsessed with me, boy, I gotta know?
Oh my computer, guys!
oh shit maybe I shouldn't have I could have looked more than around the room fuck
eight years ago it took that picture of me eight years ago
you've been on that thing all day well if you're gonna work so late
What the fuck? If I were to hold my hand out like that to my mom, holy shit.
What am I gonna do with you? What you always do? Knock at me until I go to bed?
Well, it's really coming down hard.
She's on her laptop. Sitting like that?
It's right beside you.
it's not even plugged in bro my back hurts just looking at her yes with
shoes on the bag
who was it yes for miss Ashcroft and then they hung up on me oh oh they're
coming who? Grace we need to go. Where? Mom what's going on? Hurry! Who's coming? What's wrong?
We need to keep our voices down. This is ridiculous. Come on. What is my mom getting up to?
Tell me what's going on. Now is not the time. Mom what are your what are your interests outside
of your life as my mom. Why are we running?
Damn, why her mom's kinda hot though?
Oh, we're in the hotel.
I'm coming!
Keep moving!
I am!
Oh, who's that?
Oh, I'm so sorry about the power up.
Wait, we're in the hotel.
Is there nobody else in the hotel?
What the fuck?
It's 40 years old, so it doesn't take much to trip it.
What the fuck?
It's really no excuse and I apologize for the inconvenience I should have a pixel
I just need to find my
Oh my god
What is it?
Oh shit.
What is it?
What did she hide?
Grace, come on!
I'm coming!
Come on in, Grace.
Were we the only tenants in this little town?
No, no, don't go.
Hello?
Yes, I'm one of a sort of murder.
No, murders.
Grace, yes.
It's at the Redwood Hotel.
Yes.
All right, please!
The police are on their way.
Uh-oh, mom's mad at me.
I'm all I'm feeling. I'm gonna throw up.
And this won't be gonna happen! I hate this!
What the-?
Okay, let's just breathe. Just breathe.
In.
And out.
Breathe in.
And out.
Oh, Grace.
Clearly she's not going to explain shit because she's going to die.
Hope of what?
What am I d-
What am I d-
What are you talking about?
I love you.
I love you too.
I think I might love you maybe.
Yeah, okay.
I think I might love you, maybe.
Mom, I'm scared.
We need to find a way out of here.
But we don't have any of our stuff.
We can come back for it later, Grace.
I don't...
Holy shit!
Thank you.
Oh my god!
No!
She was hot though!
Aw, poor thing.
Holy shit, that was crazy!
Oh you gotta get out of there or you're gonna burn!
Get out! Run!
Oh man. Damn.
Alice, thank you so much for the raid up in Gray Street! Thank you for the raid!
Oh my god, sorry. That scene was intense. Holy shit.
Shit.
And her mom was hot.
Mommy.
Oh mommy.
A hello phone?
I don't want to answer the helo phone please don't answer it noo!
Oh another helo phone.
I
Didn't text message me
Something important.
Oh, she... I think she remembered.
Does she remember?
She's gonna go look now.
Find what Alyssa hid.
My mama was hot.
I had a hot mama.
She was very, very hot.
Why do all the hats ones
Gah!
Aaaaaaaahhhhhh
the scariest thing that you could ever see
is a closed shower curtain
in a dark room
and there's no ultra soft toilet paper
to wipe my ass
Okay, ready?
And the one
and the two
and three!
Oh.
It was nothing.
Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo!
I thought for sure I had like a secret or something. I found some sort of secret.
For sure I found a secret.
Oh my god, was that just me or did that look like Mr. X?
Holy shit.
It kinda looked like him.
It has to be...
Was that a hallucination?
not really there. Not there bro. Not there, he's not there.
I was mostly died in the game yet, not yet.
And if I die in the game, I die in real life.
Is there anybody down there?
Na na na na na!
No no no!
That was me.
That was me.
That was me.
That wasn't me bro.
That wasn't me bro. That wasn't me.
That wasn't me. That wasn't me.
That wasn't me bro.
There was a me
What
I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it. I know how to use it.
I am a woman in America.
A pocket book.
Ooh, fancy.
This is what all moms have.
Special book.
Special pocket book.
October 17th, 2018.
Work has settled down and we're heading to a new town the day after tomorrow.
I'm thankful my freelance work allows me to work anywhere, but I'm worried about grace
It's difficult for her to make friends when we're constantly on the move. Maybe we can spend a little more time in the next town
October 18 2018
Finish some research and stopped in a cafe when I noticed a hooded man. I could have sworn he was watching me
Maybe I'm just being paranoid
October 19, 2018. I have to get a drink. I'll be right back.
Okay I'm back. Oh, she wearing ads. You know what? While we're in ads, I'm gonna pee!
I'm gonna pee!
Here I go!
I felt she bringin' hope.
I feel like I felt she bringin' your stupid comment.
Alright, I'm back, I'm back.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Are you ready?
Oh fuck, uh, wait, okay, we did finish some research and stopped in a cafe when I noticed
a hooded man.
Chris Warren is watching me, maybe I'm just paranoid.
Paranoid
Honey Nut or regular Honey Nut?
Honey's Nut?
You want some of Honey's Honey's Nuts?
I'll give you some Nuts, honey.
October 19th, 2018.
I saw that hooded man again.
He's definitely following me. We only just got here, but I think we should move on. I can't let anything happen to grace
Now says 50% cheerio. Oh my god, that little cheerio
That's it that's that's all she hid
What the fuck
Oh wait, there's another thing.
What the fuck is this?
What's this?
What is this thing?
Tiny CD?
What the fuck is this?
What's that?
Sorry, officer.
What's wrong with him?
What's wrong?
Nothing.
It's done.
What?
Are you okay?
It's done?
No.
You're okay.
What's wrong with him?
What's wrong?
Nothing.
It's done.
What?
What do I do?
I'm...
I did...
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, shit.
Uh-oh.
I think you need that.
Ah!
Oh, come on!
Oh, wait! What are you doing?!
Holy shit!
Stop! Stop shooting!
Holy shit, emergency exit key!
Adam! Get away! Get away from me!
Oh my god, what the fuck?!
You shit! Stay away!
Oh, shit!
Oh, no!
Uh-oh.
Why does she barely run?
Rookies, look there, Roddy!
AHH!
It was a concerned jog!
Oh no, I'm going to turn into a zombie.
Oh no, zombie time, zombie time!
Cut your arm off, quick!
Walker!
What the...
is anyone there what if Leon comes out and he's like half-naked like I am I'm
here I'm here
I am having inside thoughts I'm inside my home and I'm having thoughts
I'm inside my home and I'm having thoughts
What the fuck am I looking at?
What the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is that?
It hasn't been easy.
What the fuck?
But after much effort, here we finally are.
Who the fuck is this?
Who are you?
I'm the one who planted that body.
I'm the one that brought you here.
I know now that you're the one that I've been searching for.
How can you tell me? I got big.
The chosen one.
Chosen one?
Miss Ashcroft.
Help!
Shhh...
Rest now, Granny.
Oh, no.
We have so much to do.
Holy teeth, bro.
Is he nice?
Maybe he's nice.
You know, you never know.
He's nice.
He's nice.
He's nice.
He's nice.
He's nice.
I don't know
Oh my god, is it time?
El Bridge!
Oh, El Bridge
I thought it was El Bridge
I was like, oh El Bridge, see
watch this
No, no, this is different. Oh
I can see all different
Yeah
No, no, what's not?
Here's our boy
I have something for you
The team has settled on a person of interest, someone with ties to Umbrella.
Oh shit.
Victor Gideon.
Victor Gideon.
Who is he?
A former T-Virus researcher.
Hey, I just got a report from the missing police officer.
It might be unrelated, but he disappeared near where the fifth body was found.
You there, Leon?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my god is so hot.
Holy shit!
Oh my god, and he's riding a Porsche!
Run away fag!
Oh my god, I'm gonna break up. Like Lego.
I'm all broke up like Lego bro, holy shit.
Oh my god.
Bro, he is, he is fine wine.
What's that?
Just a bone.
It's like a traffic.
Uh-oh.
You've got to be shitting me.
Oh my god, I can't believe one look!
How can you almost make Leon?
Get him, Leon! Get him! Run! Run your 50-year-old ass over there!
What's going on?
Is she okay?
Oh, she's fine.
I'm just taking her home.
oh no that's what that's the singing thing oh no
oh no outbreak
Oh no, he's infecting everybody.
Help me!
You okay?
What are you doing?
Holy shit!
I think he's gonna walk up and...
Oh
Get ready to lock down
Yeah, he's the one thing for all the excitement. Oh
My god, what the wait I can jump the cars whoa
Is this way?
Oh no.
Uh oh.
Oh god!
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god!
Everybody look at the-
AHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHH!
OH SHIT!
AHHHHH!
Ow my legs!
My legs!
AHHHHH!
Ow!
AHH!
Oh my god, get off of me!
Oh my god, where do we go?
Oh my god, where do we go?
Holy holy shit, look!
Ahhhh!
Holy shit! What the fuck?
Where the hell did this guy go bro?
AHHHHHHHHHHH
You're not in good way.
I don't know where he went
I guess this way then
Holy hell
This is tough bro
Holy shit, this is insane
This is insane! What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Absolutely not.
A building?
No!
I've got back a disease!
Oh no, he has Gaka disease.
He's never fapping again, bruh.
He got the mold.
Shoot Kenny, bruh, sort of that.
Uhhh...
Guys, what's happening?
Is he taking my blood?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Hey!
Help!
No, you're sick.
You're sick.
What the fuck?
Um, why is it sick out there in there?
I'm gonna take that, I'm gonna drink it.
Smart!
I guess that's why she's a detective.
FBI.
Oh my god.
Oh I hate pulling things like that on me.
I was getting the catheter pulled.
Alright, use those muscles, use those muscles girl.
I mean, not two, but you coulda...
No, she coulda just...
Yeah, why don't you get that wound on her chest?
Oh, what is she doing?
It looks like it measures vital signs.
It's a lot of blood.
Put the doctor's coat on.
Uh, 2203, began blood extraction, 2205, checked pulse, no abnormalities, 2211, administered
dexapill, 2218, condition stable, ready for further examination.
Progress notes.
Well, you're a shitty doctor because you're not even paying attention to your patient.
stink I see what do you guys see I see two women with humongous breasts
What? Why? Why can't we do that? Oh no. Why can't we do that?
Oh my god. I don't know. Oh my god.
You see all pretty girl playing in?
I'm a fucking monster
I hate this, I don't.
What is that?
Two more legs.
Don'ts.
Why hate this?
I don't like this, I don't like this, empty bottle, rawr!
I can't go any further.
I don't like this.
Fucking hate this. I hate this so much. I hate this.
I'm gonna throw up.
I'm fucking throw up, bro.
I can't see anything.
Oh, it's a statue.
Oh, that's a scary-ass statue, bro.
I have- I don't have a gun.
I'm sick! I'm sick! I'll catch me in a religion protocol!
What?
Cherokee.
You mean emergency protocol?
Oh my god.
Get the fuse.
Why is the light moving now?
Zero key!
Oh my god.
Why can't you turn the lights on and off?
Okay, well that's good that we could save here.
I need one more time because I'm scared.
One more fucking bottle, I don't know why.
Oh, a light fuck.
Oh, no, I hate this.
I need a tool to open it.
A scientist's role-
Oh
Oh god.
Should I turn off the light?
I feel like I should.
It's working.
A shadow ghost.
Have you seen the shadow ghost hiding in the dark?
Have you seen the shadow ghost staying from the light?
Have you seen the shadow ghost
because she's been watching you?
Stay in the light.
I hear everything.
I hate everything. I hate everything.
I hate this. I hate this. I hate this so much. Oh my God. I don't like this. Why did I agree to this?
Airbaud. I think he's so much more of a thing it serves.
Wow what a beautiful picture of course
to staff I have blew some items out of the closet the screwdriver is now in
the toolbox in the nurse's station. The sewing kit is text is blurred and eligible.
Allegable.
Guys. Oh my God. It was somebody was standing there.
I don't want to go there. Wait, I want to go back and turn on the light in the other room.
Keep everything on.
Keep it all on, Brith.
Keep it all on, Brith.
There's a hole.
Why?
So the chance at evening, oh god.
lighter that lasts so long. You may see a stranger. You may see a stranger across a crowded room.
up there.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
AHHHHH!
Doctor?
He's dead.
No shit.
I infected...
What the fuck is that?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, that is the scariest shit I've ever seen.
I would like to stay away, please.
MOTHERFLAVILLE!
Oh!
That's your cute a run, she seems nice!
I don't know where the fuck my heart monitor is.
I can't find it.
Have to order a new one.
You don't understand how hard my heart is pounding right now.
It is going...
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
What?
Shut up you freaking liar.
Ain't no way you would.
Ain't no fucking way...
There is no way you would.
No, no would you would not
Booper
I thought there's a good effort. No, they said would
Show me what those teeth do. Oh my god
You know what? You guys should be ashamed of yourself.
oh my god
and does she not want the light bro
I see well
She bit me, gave me a bite, she gave me a mom, fuck.
I just want to understand how she works.
Like does she randomly come out of the holes, is it scripted, like is she camping me, is
she like Mr. X, like is she gonna stop me?
Why did I run in here? Why didn't I run in the place with the...
Let me save.
Let me save, Ron. Let me save.
I'm Mausie, the Xenomorph from Alien Isolation sure made a change for their new role.
She can come out here.
Oh my god, I'm guessing when I get the fetish from here, it's not safe anymore, it's even
come out from here.
Oh shit.
What is that nurse's station, right?
Where is the other hole?
Is there another hole over here?
There's no holes here.
Good luck.
Is she breathing like that because she got bit? Yup.
She's capping my hulls!
This is the longest lasting later I've ever seen in my life.
We saved so we're fine.
We died, it's okay.
Okay, we already went in there.
I have to go back in here.
The only way.
Oh.
Med kit injector.
I don't want to die yet.
I- I- I understand me neither.
Me neither, my friend.
Me neither, my friend.
Oh my friend, my friend!
Then men nothing
The cart is blocking it so many dead people
what the fuck bro the toolbox
We need it. We need it.
Excuse me, sir.
He's gonna get us.
He's gonna get us.
Oh my gosh, he's in here.
Oh my god, she's in here.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Can she run?
Ah
Oh my god that was so fucking scary what the fuck?
Did he just wear underwear?
No right?
I don't think she is.
God, I hope so.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
See, that's my question.
Is it obvious that she's coming?
You know what I mean?
Like, is it always gonna be
that obvious that she's coming?
That's the, that's the true question.
I feel like it's not.
Was it a cut scene or, I don't know.
It's hard to tell.
It's hard to tell for me. I don't know if it was a cutscene or not.
I have footsteps in your house. That's me!
Hi!
I'm coming to get you!
Wait. Challenges.
I completed a challenge.
You get points?
Oh, okay, well, I like points.
Points are cool.
I have child gates.
I'm safe.
Can't you play in third person ratio?
Oh, I heard about that.
I heard that she like trips if you're like playing in third person shit
Thanks, I just did I just take that whole plant of my ass
Show that old thing a mask.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Ah!
How long does the toolbox only have one tool in it?
Listen, it's not my facility.
Stay quiet.
What if this game had like, what if the game had like vocal voice singing?
So like, when you talk like, you can get yourself into a big trouble when you talk.
You can really fuck your shit up.
I will be there tomorrow like yes you better be there if not you're gonna be in big trouble
Oh, so the badge, wait, hold on, let me see, the badge, show your flair on Twitch with
these resident evil badges Mr. Raccoon and Umbrella Corporation. How do you get them?
For Umbrella, you have to buy or gift a sub on the... oh so while we're in the Resident
Evil Raccoon category of the buy or gift a sub, there's no requirements currently
on stream database for the Raccoon, but probably you need to watch 20 minutes from
of any stream to get a thing. Interesting. That's cute.
Well, that's cute.
It should turn on 45-ish minutes.
Okay, okay.
Use an 8-piece or a 5-githos.
No, it's not. It's not available yet. We could wait.
but thank you very much thank you thank you thank you thank you
thank you thank you thank you thank you
all right let's all go
We're in here first, there's lights, and that bitch can't get me a light, can't get
me in the light and get me in the light and get me in the light
Abuela no le gusta la luz
Oricona thank you so much for the gift subs thank you thank you very much
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!
Holy shit, holy shit!
Oh no. I knew she was gonna do that. Fuck.
Oh my god. I'm never safe anymore.
Not safe.
If she comes this way, we could turn around and go out and run down the hallway.
She went up.
I hear her.
She's right behind me.
Oh
Shit it's terrifying you know what we what we get
I was like I was gonna say oh you know when we when we do what we fucking you know when
we take the fuse out she's gonna come out right a fucking course no more safe place
I fucking knew it. I didn't know they would just do it now. I thought when we take out the fuse, that's it, but nope
Apparently not
Apparently, uh, we are so fucked. Holy shit
Can you switch on the lamps? I don't think so. I don't think it lets me.
By the way, new Gorillaz album drop what?
What?
I
I'm going to die.
Come on, just gonna come out.
Oh no.
Holy shit.
She's gonna take my...my tortsees! She's took my tortsees! Not my tortsees!
That sounded so Italian. What is that even mean?
What? What does that mean?
What did you mean by that?
Look at that poor squirrel!
Leon!
Oh, just let yourself in.
What?
That me is so hot.
Holy shit.
Hot, hot, hot.
Hot, hot, hot.
Hot, hot, hot.
Hot, hot, hot.
Hot, hot, hot.
Oh my God, it's not Resident Evil if it doesn't look like this.
Mr. Kennedy, welcome. Dr. Gideon has been expecting you.
What?
What?
I don't remember getting an invitation.
Well, he's waiting for you.
Can't tell that, can we?
Follow me, please.
Hey, boy.
Oh, my God.
It's all along if you worked for Dr. Gideon.
Gideon.
Not long.
I just recently joined the team.
Are you aware there's a crazy person living in here that's an old leaf?
I have a few long term patients here.
All undergoing experimental therapies developed by Dr. Gideon.
What?
Okay.
What?
Experimental therapies, sign me up, bro.
No immune systems, sign me up.
I'm just kidding, do not sign me up.
Self-care hexagon.
Are you aware you have a crazy old woman
living in your ceiling?
Experimental therapies.
Yes.
It's all very cutting edge.
The facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive
nature of the research.
Oh, I bet it does.
big breasted woman picture.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh my God.
Let me get a good look.
I want him to look at me angry just like that every day.
bro his posture we have to do something about this posture bro
hello she's just waiting there excuse me I'm just gonna take a look around your
facility while you're waiting for me here just taking a look what the fuck
Look, there's no steps here for any patience! This is dangerous!
Absolutely!
Uh oh.
Be on dangerous, I tell you.
Well, I'm concerned about his posture. It's very bad. It's very shrimp.
Excuse me, I'm a cop.
Hey, are these all dead bodies?
You're just keeping dead bodies here, you freak?
She's just looking at me like, um, are you done?
Is there a real skeleton?
Oh my.
Oh my, can't trust anybody these days.
Illegal filming.
Leon giving off Arthur Morgan vibes?
Arthur Morgan?
Is that him? Is that what he used to look like before he got all fucked up?
Code 6, code 6, all staff initiate emergency protocols.
Code 6, I've never heard of a code 6.
Mr. Kennedy, we need to leave immediately.
What's going on?
I don't know what's happening.
Some kind of mass hysteria.
The hospital's on lockdown.
Uh-oh.
Doctor.
Doctor...
Come down!
Well, I guess he's fired.
Oh, that's the Leon I know!
That's the Leon I know, uh-oh!
Uh-oh.
How do I carry?
Oh
How do I carry?
Holy shit
Why is everybody sick
what's happening here what's happening
guys
hi I'm here for your treatment guys
Hey, where's the camera, please? I don't wanna be reported.
Uh-oh.
Oh, thanks.
I will kill everybody in this facility!
Everyone!
Oh
My god
Holy shit.
Nice.
We have a problem in this hospital.
Get out of the room!
Okay, okay, I'm running, I'm going.
Hey, this is dangerous. Maybe I should keep it.
bro Leon is just so tired of all this shit he is done he is done bro he's done
he is so done with everything bro he's like I'm sick of this fucking shit man
he just wants to retire and have a nice life
What else we got around here anything around here anything else guys I made a big mess
this mess. Well, well, well. Look at this mess. It's okay.
NADO! NADO!
He he, he he, whoops!
He he he, he he he, he he he he he!
Thanks.
Where are all these people come from, holy shit!
One of them was in this bed, I knew it! I knew it! Why would you keep dead people around,
you freaks? Oh my god! That's awesome!
Get out of the room. I'm out. I'm out of the room, bro.
I can't believe it. I destroyed a chainsaw.
Hello? Anybody home?
My name is Leon.
Hunt us, seek us, find us, break us.
How do I switch to...
How do I switch to the axe?
I don't know how to switch.
Oh, here it is.
Here we go.
Perfect.
Wait, searching to access spacebar.
That bastard did it again.
How are things in your end?
I just hacked into the center's network.
We'll fucking make rocking do.
Good.
Can you find me the floor plan?
I'll see what I can do.
In the meantime, I'll try to track him down.
Give me posted.
We'll do.
The floor plan.
I don't want to think he's drunk a little.
A lot of bobbin.
Whoa, beautiful.
Whoa, beautiful.
Leon, he saved her!
Hey, over here.
I
Me save the real fast
You're okay
Thanks, me on Kennedy DSO DSO
Uh, I'm...
They're stuck in an organization.
Ashcroft.
I live in FBI.
FBI?
FBI, you're like this?
Someone did that to me.
Dr. Gideon.
I don't know.
Well, we should leave.
Oh, no!
Fuck!
What is Victor wrong with you what?
I'm Grace.
What do you mean?
He grabbed you for a reason.
He's so, oh my god, bro.
He is so, do you see this?
He is so done with shit.
He is so calm.
He's like, so what does he want with you?
Like, while this is all happening in this...
All this crazy shit is happening, just like...
Okay, can you just let me know what's going on, bro?
Wait, do you eat the...
That's the counter-bioterrorism agency, right?
Take this.
You sure?
You might need it.
Now go.
Get out of here!
Well, the grandma's dead, and what else is he gonna throw at me now?
Oh, shit, here he is.
She won't get away, you know.
I think you're bald.
Haven't heard the name in a long time.
Why don't we have a little talk?
Uh oh, if Neon dies I'm gonna lie.
Too slow!
I see you're exhibiting symptoms too.
No!
Umbrella's curse.
Fuck!
No, Leon!
Leon, no!
I'll be fine I'm a big girl and I do big girl things I got big girl pants on big girl
pants he's on big girl and I do big girl things
they got escape escape the hair center
you hate pants that's true I don't wear pants I don't like them but today I'm
I'm wearing pants. I'm wearing pants today. I'm wearing pajama pants.
I'm wearing pajama pants. I don't like wearing pants though.
I'm a skirt wearer. I'm a skirt engineer.
Beedah! Beedah!
I'm an old ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma.
I don't have one bullet. I'm gonna kill myself.
as Blarras.
Gloria las Blarras.
Oh, of course, but of course it's a special door with that needs a sun a moon and a star. Of course, of course, that's what we need.
This looks like it needs outside.
I will find that sun moon star.
It's locked from the other side.
my buddy goes
she can't run for some reason
for some reason in this universe she's not allowed to jump or run
people just don't jump or run in this universe
they don't, they're not allowed
Aggie, thank you so much for the rate up, you're a great streeeveeeer!
This gun is the heav-
Did you see how heavy this glue is? Look at this gun!
I'm just a little girl, carrying a big gun.
Aggie, thank you for the rain!
I made you cry- I'm sorry I made you cry.
I'm sorry I made you cry.
I'm sorry, hello everybody, we're playing Resident Evil.
The new game.
What did you guys do?
Other than cry!
I'm sorry I made you cry I'm just being a girl you're so sweet what's your
problem yeah those were those no your own a list of patience I'm not on that
list get me out of here and let me go back there I want to go on the computer
bro what if I waste my bullet just shooting this
What the fuck?
Hey, a key card?
Quiet Zone.
I don't respect that shit at all.
Quiet Zone, my balls.
Wait, can I see the list of patients?
Ding, ding!
Is my name on there?
Wrapped on losing channel points, aren't I?
Wait, what are you guys gambling on? What the fuck?
What the fuck are you guys gambling on?
Roadtail Chronic Care Center Floor Guide.
Nothing?
West Wing Administration Office's East Wing Hospital wards.
Am I in the central hall?
Well, great.
I'm going to be in the hospital and this is the last place I want to go to.
Eggie, what did you do in your stream today?
Did you have fun? Did you play a game?
I have no part of this gamble.
Oh, Darkwood!
Oh, did you play Voices of the Void? I wanna play that game so bad.
An antique coin! An old metal coin used for games.
Is there a game? Is there a game place?
Oh my god, it's not Resident Evil if there isn't any gambling.
Folders marked with recent dates.
Well, can I look at the fucking folders, please?
The human circulatory system.
That's my system!
There's a limit. Yeah, I know.
Mr. Raccoon Charm.
Did I put it on?
Can I put it on my gun?
Increases precision and critical hit rate.
Whoa, I didn't know that!
I'm keeping this shit on me!
What the heck?
What the heck?
I'm keeping that thing on.
I'm keeping it with me.
Will I get extra places to put stuff?
We'll get extra places to put shit in.
That's where I want to know.
Victor Gideon, Transforming Lives Through Medicine.
Chairman Mitchell Bennett.
Lead researcher Anthony Richardson.
Security manager Luke Clark.
Dignity of the moon trust of the sun.
Serenity of the stars.
We are partners.
So... that's him on the side?
But what? Gross.
I'm just feeling everybody's fucking playing.
I gotta cheat me for that.
It's nice to feel safe.
Where is the music?
Where is the safe house music?
Where is my safe house music?
Medication room.
Unauthorized personnel are not permitted past this point.
In case of irregularities, contact the lead researcher immediately in emergencies.
What the fuck?
a man a dead man what the fuck who's that it's a kid
Oh, my God.
Who's there?
Is she blind?
Is someone there?
Blind child.
I'm sorry, if they surprised you.
Cataracts.
Is cataracts?
You can't see, can you?
Who are you?
Was there someone in the other cell?
Why are you in there?
Everyone's gone.
Awww
What the fuck?
Ewww
Papi's gonna rise as a zombie! Get away from him!
Oh, I got a key card.
I'm sorry.
I mean, can't I just break the glass and bring her out?
West Wing Key Card, a golden key card covered in blood, opens the door to West Wing Administration offices.
Jeff Gray
The chronic care center
Level three security lock
Level three and there's a big asshole in the wall guys
The skin was gouged by something sharp.
Oh.
There's blood everywhere.
I'm letting you out!
Meow, meow, meow, meow!
I'm looting you out!
Should I keep these bottles with me?
I might just keep it statue away.
the bottle. I'm gonna eat glass right now. Get out of here. Don't we go down this hallway?
Well, not this way, but this way. Well, no we cannot. I'll crunch on some glass.
Alright, let's go.
Uh...
To the west!
Unlocked!
If glass is not for eating, why so yummy?
How do you know it's yummy?
I'm scared.
It's locked from the other side.
There's only one bullet.
What the?
What is this?
Something can fit.
Let's put the coin in there.
Okay, it doesn't fit.
Or store.
In a cornhouse door.
Who didn't eat all their food?
Oh
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh
No
I
Do not go in there
Guys!
Guys!
Next is what?
What is wrong
What is he doing
It seems like he like rotates between...
What is he making?
Something delicious?
Do you think he's making something good?
Gordon Ramsay, calm down.
Okay, I wonder if a bottle, maybe I should have brought the bottles with me.
Maybe I should have brought the bottles on me.
Look at the bottles with piss and throw it at him.
I'm gonna fucking...
Shoot you.
Why is she breathing like that? She's scared! Leave her alone!
Oh.
Well, it's just gonna be an experiment.
I was gonna find nobody to mess with. You know what?
They wouldn't mess with a girl with jars full of paste. Of course not.
Who wants to fuck with that?
Okay, he doesn't care.
Fries he doesn't care it's true it is tiny.
What?
What the fuck is he doing?
There's fucking room!
Well, I have to move it that way. I have to move it forward?
What?
I don't cook. I don't care what he's cooking. He's probably cooking cockles.
He's making schnitzel? Hmm.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Drops are live now! Yay! Drop time!
The badges are live now.
Sick.
Sick bros. Sick bros. Sickening no.
Next.
He seems dumb.
He's trying to remember the recipe, but he doesn't remember.
Hell, thank you so much for that gift that's on stage.
He's trying to remember the recipe, but he doesn't remember.
Hells, thank you so much for the gift itself! Stay in good health! Thank you!
I'll be out of great time watching the stream so far. Thank you for the gift itself. Thank you.
I'm very terrified right now, guys. I'm gonna fucking die.
Eww!
Hey, you want me to let this guy cook?
Eww!
Hey, you want me to let this guy cook?
Eww!
Eww!
You guys want me to let this guy cook?
Sorry, I can't be so much for the gifted subs, thank you.
Noble one, so much for the gifted subs, thank you, thank you, thank you.
You guys want me to let this guy cook?
Does he not realize that this is like moving?
Well fuck me, I'm sorry I speak too much but I get too soaked, thank you.
Thank you guys, thank you guys.
Oh my god.
I'm assuming we have to go through that door.
Thank you for the gift.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Abby.
Thank you, Bo. Thank you guys so much.
Wait, he didn't stick his arm in it.
What happened?
He was changed.
Next is Grace.
What?
Oh my god, holy shit, this is scary.
Oh my god.
Okay, so I'm guessing they don't like the light on.
accrued handmade nice suitable for close combat
Okay, so I can't open this either cuz
AHH!
Oh, shit.
RYE!
The door...
Get away!
No!
You freak!
Oh
They're scary people everywhere
Oh
My god
Okay
No bullets.
Holy shit, I have, I have two guns.
I have two guns, but none of them have ammunition.
Guys?
Nice
Great
Oh
Finally
Get away from me
Holy shit.
What the fuck is this?
A large amount of blood?
What's doing that?
I missed that room because of that woman back there.
I don't know what I should do.
I should go back.
I think I gotta go back because I missed so much shit.
I just want to find a save room really quick.
What?
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
shit thank you guys so much for the gift of something you thank you are you for real
This sucks.
This thing!
Are they coming up the stairs now? Oh fuck.
I don't know if I should go back down.
Maybe, maybe I'll go back down to the save room and then come out.
I think that's the only save room.
It feels like it is, oh wait, I have to go back through the kitchen.
I don't know what I'm doing.
this. Oh, thank goodness.
Aw, fuck.
LEAVE!
Well, seems like you forgot...
There's somebody in here.
Okay, another knife.
Oh, idiot.
Oh, dumbass.
Get the fuck outta here.
I'm a busy woman.
That's right, they don't like light. That's true.
Oh yeah, that's for that. That's for that, okay? Okay.
Anything on here?
Vault over.
Geez.
Oh.
Down there.
down there
where did he go? oh there he is
anything around here?
There's blood everywhere.
Get away from me.
Get away from me.
Another knife?
Okay.
There was another room over here?
I don't know what it was though.
Oh yeah, the bathroom with the woman.
Why the mess?
Yeah.
Oh.
This trash.
Trash.
Trash!
I'm not trash.
Come on, get away from me.
Oh shit!
I went inside the thing.
I gotta kill her, bro.
What is this?
It's filled with blood!
Why can't we flush the toilet?
Why can't we flush the toilet? Can you explain to me why?
Oh well, I have one bullet left.
Why can't we flush?
Is there like a puzzle with the toilet?
Is there a toilet puzzle?
He's there with toilet puzzle, I wanna know!
How's my health been going?
Oh, caution.
Oh, there's that guy there.
Oh, there's that guy there.
I have no more bullets.
And there's no save room.
Oh my god, these eggs, these assholes, these idiots!
I don't know, bud.
That's what we're gonna do.
Like, nothing. Anyway.
We have to go into that room with that lady.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Chairman's office.
what they're indents from writing what do I do with this so do I need a
Is it like a pet or something?
Ooh!
A jewel for me?
Alright, hold on.
A scale model of the care center.
We're in this building!
Oh my god, kill me.
We're in that building? Read.
I have to get the hell out of here, but the whole building is locked down.
I'll need to ask the chairman to get his quarts for me.
I just heard another scream.
My colleagues are killing each other.
What the fuck is going on?
Oh!
The door!
The door with the unicorn!
The unicorn door!
Uh-oh.
I'm full of stuff.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Can I move it?
There you go.
Yeah, yeah, I heard you the first time.
Oh
Doing that right now
I'm not fired
There's two of them now, fuck!
What do I do?
Oh
No, he's coming in here isn't he?
pencil
Oh fuck
God damn it, why is my inventory so small?
Shit.
Well, maybe it was as well.
If only it was as well.
If only I had so many pockets.
Reed, I suspect that we'll receive a visit from the DSO shortly.
I want you to enact code 6 at 2330.
I've achieved my goal and no longer have any need for this place v.
It was a trick!
It was a TRIP!
And it was a TRIP!
It was a trap!
It tricked us!
It fucking tricked us, bro!
It was a fucking trap this whole fucking time, shit!
God damn it.
They always want to trap my man Leon.
I said it was a trap, but you guys knew it.
You guys knew it and I didn't listen.
I still want to wear like a dumbass.
I take my pills.
One of the DSO's, yeah, one of that special DSO service.
Those are take tags? What?
These are not a book
Fuck you
Oh shit, GMART!
G-Martin, you so much in the red, I've got a great stream!
Evil red, we're playing Resident Evil, what were you doing?
What were you guys doing?
You're playing Resident Evil 2? Oh my god, that's so scary.
Guys, I think everybody's playing.
It's too evil.
Most of my sidebar is really...
Bro, I bring them mamas, but it's really scary.
I think like...
The whole thing with that Grey's being first person is terrifying.
Holy shit.
I think also the fact that like she kind of sucks she kind of sucks bro she does
but she doesn't have weapons.
I know I'm struggling to find.
She's not a Chad like Leon.
Yeah, I kinda, I didn't know how I was gonna feel
with the first and third person.
AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH!
Oh my god, I got set hand sanitizer in my eye! Fuck!
UGH!
Again, you will be surprised how many times that happens to me.
Way too many.
How long is this game? Do you guys know?
Guys, do you think I'm almost done?
Do you think I'm about to beat the game?
Do you think I'm about to beat the game?
It's 20 hours, shut the fuck up.
You know, fuck away, it's 20 hours.
There's not no 20 hours.
My ball sack is 20 hours.
What the fuck is that?
Turn on the light. They hate it.
A personnel change from Mitchell Bennett. The new hire showed promise at the dinner meeting
last month, have his clearance bumped up a level and get him set up to work on the project.
And the current researcher for processing while you're at it.
Copy from medium well to a manager, okay well...
What?
I'm feeling this...
We will die or no truth can be found.
Mother Earth!
Moon?
Sun?
R. Moon.
Hi!
Let me go to the rest of the page.
Hi! Let me through the rest of the page!
Man. Moon. Sun. Star. Moon.
Whoa, moon quartz.
Ooh, a cubic device made of quartz adorned with a moon.
And they really do love their magical gems and shit in this game.
I love it.
The next time you have a singing zombie, call me.
I
Not in
Mr
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
Why was that door with the gin?
I don't exactly remember.
He's dead now.
Don't have to worry about him.
Yup.
Blah.
I've got this guy to worry about now, but I've hit him a few times, so...
Oh, he's dead now.
Is it good?
Oh, I forgot about this guy.
Turn off the lights.
My back.
Um.
Here.
Who locked this?
The me?
The me?
The me?
The me?
Who locked this?
Is it me?
What the fuck?
Did I lock it?
Shit!
Bum-bum-bum-bum!
I thought he couldn't leave the kitchen!
Come on, is he coming?
Oh my god, I'm holding my breath.
How do people normally get injured?
Gambling?
A casino?
Is this a safe room or no?
what is this oh my god I'm so scared I'm so scared I'm so scared I am so scared I'm
I'm so scared holy shit I'm...
I'm so scared holy shit I'm...
What?
The East Wing K card!
Uh oh.
Oh, brother, this stinks!
I need that.
Can't I just like...
Why does the knife have a health bar?
Wait?
You're close to the safe room.
Just come back.
But wait!
Okay, I can come back, okay.
So what is this?
Matsuoka Blood Collector
Oh I see
What is this?
I guess this is a heal
What is this?
What's this?
Oh storage first always
Get out.
Two slots only?
Great, thanks.
Four or six.
Lord Collector.
Oh, sorry about this.
Sorry about this.
Can we not just break the glass?
No.
That's not how that works.
That's not how that works, guys.
I just broke the glass.
What are you telling me? I can't gamble?
That is not fair.
Come on.
Twenty nine black.
Come on.
Alright, chat.
Alright, chat, tell me.
Red or black?
Mom, this is your- this is your time! This is your moment!
Let's see.
I'm not missing something! 25 gifted subs! Thank you!
Oh 29 black again. Oh is it always gonna land on 29 black? Is this a clue?
15 black. Oh my god it's not red.
Is it ever going to land on red?
It's landed on black like four times in a row.
2915.
One.
2915.
One.
Wait, what's that?
Wait, was that one or seven? Seven. Five. Seven.
Fifteen. So look, twenty-nine, fifteen, seven?
I wonder if it means anything.
So...
Oh, here.
I never went into the fifth filing room, I didn't go into cold storage yet, I haven't
gone into the pantry, which I have to.
I have so many places I have to go to wait what for is this well let's go to the guard
office.
I went the wrong way.
Why hit this place?
No display.
What if I can't get out?
Oh.
I can put one in here.
Perfect fit.
Mine in place 43.
Oh shit that guy scared the shit out of me.
Where's Leon?
I don't like that hole in the ceiling.
Are you alright?
You're the lady from before?
Yeah.
This is, um...
You're, um...
Did anyone hurt you?
Because I can't see?
No, no, that's not what I meant.
It's not my fault.
What?
The doctors gave us both medicine.
May her eyes go bad.
Oh no.
So, so there was someone in there?
You're pointing and she can't see!
She's pointing and she can't see, bro!
Marie.
Marie.
What's your name?
You think she just disappeared?
Uh-oh, was that the big grandma looking thing?
I'm sorry.
When it happened I was happy it wasn't me.
Is that bad?
No.
It's not bad.
I'm just kidding.
Keep looking around.
Why don't you ask her your name?
He knows you're boarding it at her, she can't see me.
Chach, she can't see, she can't see me do it.
All right, well, we have the unlocked.
What is her name, John?
Um.
Oh, we can add an herb to this already?
crazy. I feel like this this gun like it's great and all but it's like I just
have one bullet but I know what this is for like my last resort gun
One gun with one bullet bro.
Look at us!
Blue herbs in armor in previous games.
Uh, I don't think they have blue.
I don't even think they have red in this anymore.
I mean I haven't seen red.
I mean, I haven't seen any red okay, so
We we haven't gone in here we haven't gone in here
Why haven't I gone here? Oh, I think I need like uh, oh, yeah, that's the thing in that broke
Yeah, that's the thing that broke. I don't know what this is
we haven't gone in here and we haven't gone in here and we now we're going to the
other side but we haven't looked ever I'm guessing oh we're missing a club I need
to get it from that freaking singing lady?
Oh no...
Should we go to the other side first?
I don't know, I'll go back. I don't know.
Should we go to the other side first or go back? I don't know.
Oh!
Any cobalt here?
Can you not cobalt here?
I didn't know that Resident Evil 9 came out today, but this is...
Oh my god, you didn't know it came out today?
Oh my god, it did. It came out today.
Happy day.
Happy Resident Evil day.
All around the world.
Everybody's playing with an evil all around the world.
WOOOOOOHAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You're a stream?
You're a streamer? What?
What do mean?
Oh, oh shit!
Oh my god this crazy scene baby.
I don't want her to get next to me.
She's scary bro.
It's on the panel.
Do you think there's anything else in this room, Ro?
I feel like there might be.
She's so- oh god, she's coming back.
Oh my god, she's so fucking loud!
Yeah, what if I just use this gun on her?
Oh, Jesus.
Holy shit.
As you think I messed up.
Oh, she had a coin on her tail.
Yeah, but what if she was like,
whatever singing was like keeping a guy calm.
Now she's like he's gonna go cycle everywhere.
In the house now.
That's all my fault.
Oh, I just saw me.
What the fuck?
You bitch!
You fucking asshole!
Oh
God
Holy shit
Oh my god
Oh
Holy shit
What was that a smart use of the gun what the fuck
We need it for tiny
Obsessed with candy, I tell you.
I can't eat obsession, bro.
Why do I still hear that asshole downstairs?
Green herb.
I'm not gonna make like a super heel.
chat
Another gun
This is my my gun
Which is better
oh my god it's all pretty ass all these guns in for what wasn't it like guys do you think
I guess the roulette thing?
Maybe I'm thinking too hard.
I don't know, it's probably not that.
Probably overthinking it.
I'm gonna go get eyes.
What?
Oh yeah, I can't get in there.
It's locked.
On the other side.
I'm guessing I can only get in there.
Oh.
Okay, alright.
Okay.
Can you shoot down the chandelier?
I wanna swim from the chandelier.
Oh, is this woman again?
She said she's sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, is this where- is this- well-
What is this?
Simple lock here.
I'm sorry.
You were a terrible person.
That's not what your mom said last night when I fucked her.
Oh, your mom said.
Mom liked it.
I'm kind of mad that they didn't let me fill up the whole paper.
Alright, I think we did everything we could.
MAMAMURABLE! MAMAMURABLE!
Oh. Well. Well, well, well. Look at what we have here.
A new exit.
Shortcut.
Shortcut.
I'm sad that I missed my other freaking knives, but whatever I'll get more I guess
She's reading her little boobs. She's so cute
The moon crystal thing
Yeah, I put I put I put a crystal in the door already
Got the moon.
The moon.
Okay, so we still haven't gone into cold storage.
I must uh, we still haven't gone there.
There's no wagon going to the other places.
Everything's locked.
Can't come up here.
Can't do nothing because I'm not allowed to do anything in this damn house.
I never do nothing to the east or the west.
The east now
Oh brother
Fucking dark
What is that noise? Oh
Oh, it's this thing.
Goddammit.
I don't have anything to- I don't have like a knife.
Shit.
Another fucking...
Hmm.
Hmm
Walked one the other side
Oh my god if there was gonna be a if there was a fucking knife in there I would be like
I would have reloaded.
I would have fucking reloaded bro.
I would have reloaded.
Wait, I have two more...
Two more...
Coins.
Wasn't there something in there?
Those four coins?
I don't fucking remember.
There was two four coiners, and then there was a...
There was a six coiner.
I don't know what they were
What increases my stats take we'll get him
I wonder if I should go get him.
Where were they again?
In the parlor.
Let's go get him.
Let's go get it.
Why not?
Why not?
I'm not a pussy.
I'm not a fucking pussy.
You're very brave.
Not a pussy.
I said, I'm not a pussy!
What the fuck? This guy's fucking not getting the fucking hallway.
I
Bro
He can be killed with requiem?
Maybe we should have saved the big gun for head.
What are you saying? Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh
I know what
Increases firepower and stability of shots.
I did it
I think it's the permanent upgrade I hope because I just took it
Oh my god, it's gonna scare me bro, holy shit!
oh my god my frickin what have we tried to kill him you know I should have saved
my fucking gun but I'm a fucking idiot so... no.
quiet zone.
Oh, no.
Oh, sorry. What?
Excuse me?
Ewww!
Oh God.
Leave that bitch more alive, and listen to me.
There's something under the shackle.
Yeah, an arm.
Who is this guy?
Who is this bro?
You're right.
It's lost all common sense.
Yeah.
A special drug that destroys infected blood cells prevents corpses from mutating and can
be used to stealthily take out n-
God damn it! I didn't know!
I don't fucking know!
Oh man, if you sneak up on an enemy from behind, you can use a hemolytic injector to take them out instantly.
The same strategy can be used on staggered enemies.
They're even using it on the same guy!
Hucking shit!
Oh, it's too late now.
Too late now, just wasting a shit ton of bullets.
I just wasted it well at least we know what happens now
So pissed.
Fuck.
Goddammit.
Of course, don't eat.
Of course, blah, blah, blah.
You're stupid, stupid!
You're a bunch of stupid!
We have to face the war on water, that's the enemy of me.
Can we use it on the big guy?
I wonder.
I mean honestly do we even want to do it?
Alright let's try it.
We'll try it and then it doesn't work out then I'll restart.
Oh yeah, we should save since we have it in our possession.
You need three for the big guy, you're kidding me.
You're fucking kidding.
Are you joking?
Ain't no way.
I think you're lying.
You're growing, bully.
Are you gonna come or what?
Are you coming or what?
I'll be right back.
He's moving around again.
It worked!
And it's the pantry key!
Huge!
Oh my god, what oh my god, it's so good we saved that shit what the fuck
I'm doing a second save just in case
That's crazy
Holy shit.
Oh, we can go into the pantry now.
That's what they're doing to me next week? What the fuck?
Don't say that!
Ow!
Now that he's not in here, we can look around a little bit too.
What he was cooking up in here, Ratatouille style.
Nothing good.
Ooh!
Wait, that's good!
We got some tater tots.
That's good!
We got some tater tots?
Can you picture that motherfucker sitting at a lunch table with the nurses just chatting?
I can't.
Alright, what do we got here?
His door is locked and won't open.
Crafting material combined to create a variety of items.
He's dead now, so it doesn't matter.
Large amount of blood.
A large amount of blood, ew.
Takeout, takeout charm?
A mysterious charm that works just by holding it increases knife power and durability
I see
What the fuck?
Bruh
We don't need it. We don't need it because we don't have any freaking knives. What's this?
Powerful large caliber cartridges that destruct the power and impact from sheer mass of bullets.
Oh, is that ammo for the other gun?
Ah, shit.
Don't laugh at me cause I'm knifeless!
Fuck you!
AAH!
Follow me over here, you bitch!
I can't believe this asshole followed me over here.
Piece of shit.
Well, I guess soon we'll get this, we can open these things.
How do we open, how are we going to open these things and like the other, is it keys or
lockpicks or something?
Like how are we going to open this shit?
The door is warped and won't open.
Is this with a knife or something?
I wonder what's gonna be, well that's gonna be for...
Crowbar? Oh yeah, maybe crowbar I think.
Well, Abdi-Ked is dead, so...
Um, we still can't go in there and in cold storage, so we have to wait.
Oh
Hey
Well, I'm going to put that in there since it doesn't look like I have a fucking knife
anytime soon.
I don't know what the fuck this is for.
Oh, I combined with a makeshift knife?
What?
Damn, I don't have one, so...
Nice doggle.
The scrap equal a knife, can I combine it with a knife?
Right, go in and fucking kill that fucking doctor, yes.
goldbladder? Well I don't have a goldbladder, so I don't know... I don't know what you mean, dude.
I can't be heard from that small intestine.
Come on, come on.
Oh, I don't have any more bullets for my tiny gun.
He has cockle paint.
Sorry, sir.
A goldbladder is for improved disposition.
This is another one!
Another one and I don't have it!
goldbladder which I don't have I don't have one so my disposition is bad
oh god I guess I have to put a machine in there
I don't have a goldbladder
sorry
hmm nice glove station
what the fuck bro still cleaner than my lungs holy shit
still cleaner than my fucking lungs
It's like that they talk is crazy just not normal on these.
I'm gonna leave him in here, come on this way, come on in bro, you turn off the light,
Bro! That is so rude! Fuck you!
Man, he cares about the environment.
He really cares about the environment.
He's going way too fast, what the fuck?
He really hates the light.
Did he just knock on the door and that's it?
Thank goodness.
Blood specimen, denatured.
A sample of mutated blood, analyzing it with a laser microscope allows you to craft hand
gun ammo and hemolytic injectors.
Ooh.
Nice.
Oh, computer.
This what?
Is this it?
I'm sorry
This work
Is this it?
Huh?
Uh...
Oh, God damn it, I spoke to the...
There we go.
I'm gonna have a hemolytic invictor.
Obtaining crafting recipes can be viewed in the crafting menu.
Craft.
oh look what is that is that red herb
oh maybe it's just blood I'm gonna use my blood
oh I'm missing one
Here, analyze my gun, analyze, analyze, don't analyze anything, don't analyze anything, then
be mean like that, be a cop ahead.
The custom blood collector that Dr. Richardson ordered has finally arrived, to be honest
I was skeptical at first, but I'm genuinely impressed by its effectiveness.
Being infected blood with our experimental substances has been such a challenge for us,
but this device makes it so easy.
This is sure to improve the efficiency of our blood research and speed up analysis for
further mutation patterns.
I see.
One day.
One day we'll make it through.
analysis device that collects blood which can be altered to craft other items.
Use the blood collector to gather infected blood which can be harmless to craft useful items.
Oh! All the bloods shit! You can increase your crafting capabilities by analyzing blood
specimens with the laser microphone. This might be useful. It is very useful.
Oh I see like this, eww is that all 60 but say it
Lab simulator. Woohoo! Lab same! Lab same!
I guess it just gives me, it just gives me 60.
60.
Is it good so far? Oh yeah, it's good, Bloom.
Okay, so I can make...
I can make ammo or an injector right now.
Oh, it's so good.
Should I make debating either ammo or an injector?
does seem very strong I'll make another one I'll go get the scrap from the other room
and make amul again.
Yeah, I'll...
Oh, there he is.
HIT!
UGH!
UGH!
UGH!
UGH!
UGH!
UGH!
UGH!
UGH!
UGH!
UGH!
UGH!
UGH!
UGH!
UGH!
I'm okay.
There's a bloodbuckin' in there, but...
I wanted to wait, because I know the guy was gonna, like, rush out.
I feel like right now that's fine now probably back at the light now
Oh nice, you can get the puddles on the floor.
That's good.
Ah!
Mr. Portal?
I'll show you, Portal.
Thank you for the gifted sub.
Okay.
A little bit of space, but it's fine.
I
Mean it's face, but it's fine bro
What photo
Let's forget a blood
Okay, I ain't shooting because there's 50 in here, this can hold 100.
Where's the scary monster? I'm sleepy. This one has six feet.
Look at all this marinero sauce.
What am I, a puta?!
What the fuck, shut up.
Meronero sauce.
You think drain from the zombie?
I don't think you can, can you?
No, it's just giving me the option to inject him with that stuff, not to take his blood.
For our health and safety, I'm the health inspector and the safety inspector, that's me.
I am out of my way.
Can you drink the blood if you get thirsty?
Gulp.
Guzzle, guzzle.
He's gonna be over there and he's gonna want to eat my feet.
No eating my feet. Not today.
Oh.
Oh
No, he said
Bloodlamp
Oh my god, I got his butt juice
I guess some zombies do it, some of them don't, the other guy didn't let me, this guy did.
Hold on, hey I wanna see this area and remind you of that big ass baby, do you remember
the baby? A big baby? Isolation warning.
What did you say that's wild?
Uh oh.
I miss...
Why can't I run?
Am I, like, not allowed?
The residents! They're evil!
So many of them.
No corren in the hospital!
I should have used the big one.
Maybe I could have gotten all three of them.
I think you're mostly get to the really scary part yet.
Yeah, I did
Are you gonna come I
Don't think they're coming when I hear of me are coming they're just super slow
Oh, he's giving me blood now, too.
From his wiener
This motherfucker close the door
He said help, help.
Help.
oh no i don't have any more bullets what do i do i don't have a fucking weapon
can i craft
I can't craft because I don't have scrap
If I could like lure them over here, and then I could like run
Oh my god, he has a fucking huge knife!
guys what do I do where is he where'd he go injector you think
Where is he?
Holy shit. Med injector.
Okay, fully restores my health.
Well, I gotta find more scrap, bro.
He has blood.
wait what happened to the knife that he had and I have it I know guys it's
disappeared apparently it exploded with him and exploded with him bro that's not
fair why can't I have it Leon got to keep stuff that people drop he can't he
She got to keep that chainsaw. How come I can't keep that big ass fucking knife?
Why is Grace out of breath all the time? She's very out of shape. No, I'm just kidding.
I think it's cause she's really scared.
I think she's just really scared, guys. I don't think it's because she's out of shape.
I think she's just really terrified.
And she's not Ada Wong.
That's the real answer. She's not Ada Wong.
Oh my god.
I can't even hit it there is no melee bun without the knife bro you believe that
you can't melee if I don't have a fucking knife
Hey, well, where is this?
What room is this?
room I want to go into yeah let's me do the boxes and the vases but I don't
Have you tried to pick it up and drop it?
Waiting room?
I see.
Pause it.
pause it I don't want a lake
don't have any weapons with me so I'm not going in there yet
I hope they're... oh they're dead dead.
AHHHHHH!
Oh my shiit!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
Oh my god, what the fuck!
AHHHH!
Oh what the fuck!
what the fuck ? Physical
no one fucking babies
Shush.
Ruh.
Can you believe this? She can't even fucking run.
She can't even run. She can't even run.
She can't even run, bro.
That's the fastest she runs.
That's the fastest she goes.
that's the fastest she goes she is that shit yes that's shit that's her fucking
shit bro
what the fuck how are you supposed to run heels on guys I don't think she's
wearing heels
We should have saved that injection for him.
Do you think the big gun works on him?
Guys?
Guys, do you think the big gun works on him?
Oh my god.
uh buddy you you sound like you're having a really hard time bro
you sound like you're having a really hard time getting through that hallway
I'm just saying I feel like oh god baby needs Cocoa Mellon bed
Baby wants Cocoa Mullen now!
He's literally right there!
I even fit in the
Hello
IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK! IT DOESN'T WORK
It's just made him really mad.
Maybe I should save my boots.
Guys, what are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do, bro?
What are we gonna do with this guy?
This is so big.
How do we get there?
This is locked.
Maybe that guy needs three injections.
We should have went in-
Stay behind them! We can't fit behind them! How?
What do we do?
Wait, did we load the wrong save?
I don't know if we did.
We didn't.
Then you can get the fuck out of my chat!
So what are we gonna do?
He's not there.
What happens?
Did you inject the ones? No, I don't have an injection anyway. I wasted it on the doctor
They're like an idiot.
Did you like go away?
So did Connor. What?
What did Connor do?
Wait, he's been playing for a while. Surely he must have encountered this guy already.
Right? Maybe he knows what to do.
He actually called him and asked him what to do.
That sounds like a brilliant plan!
That's cheating?
Not cheating, it's called help.
Is he taking a break?
I don't know.
I've been playing this, I'm not watching.
Oh, baby pinnows!
Oh, baby pinnows!
Maybe Peanose.
I'll call him.
I don't think you're gonna answer, I don't think you're gonna answer, I don't think you're
gonna answer.
He won't answer.
I'm okay.
He won't answer.
I'm okay.
I got donor walled.
I got donor walled, bro.
Oh my God, he just messaged me, yo.
Yes.
And, and I call you?
He asked me if I needed something.
I said yes.
He said one second bathroom break.
Oh god dammit.
Why is everybody busy?
Everybody busy!
NOOOOO!
Everybody is busy! You don't pee!
ROOOO!
I mean, I guess we can try to comment to you.
How about this?
Bro, do you want to hold me?
for you that's fucked up. Do you think a man should hold it in for me?
Do you think that will me?
Nope.
Oh, we have our end chat.
Are you really men?
Oh, shit.
Pete?
Pete? Hello?
This game is so scary. What do I do?
Oh, no! That's what I'm calling you because I'm scared!
This game is terrifying!
I'm so scared! I need help!
Okay, how can I try and help? I've uh, I
So, uh, have you reached a big baby yet?
The well the the giant the fat one that's chasing me around
Oh, no, are you in there right now?
I'm in there right now. I don't know how to avoid him and i'm scared
And I figured I figured you and carvin playing longer than me
So you probably like whiz through that and already like so far ahead
So that's that's a really good observation that I normally absolutely would, but you would be surprised to know that I'm terrible.
Why is this game so scary?
I don't know. I thought you were like the one who likes all these phasma phobias and alien isolations.
Oh, I like them, but it's scary.
Yeah, it's so I'm right at the part now where I'm investing like I've put it off as long as I
Humanly can but I've got to go through this area with the the stomping baby thing
That's where I'm at too
so
Yeah, I'm like I'm I only have one of the squares that to like leave the place and I'm playing on classic mode because I'm an idiot
Oh, no, you're crazy. I don't know what I was thinking so I have to use all of my blood ocean shit to make ink ribbons
And I'm stupid
Oh no P, well I'm, oh no, well I'm dumb because I wasted all my bullets and now I have nothing
Okay, now that I'm not in that situation yet, but um I I've been pretty lucky that I've avoided a lot of the fights
And then there was some crazy opera singer who was like singing at me and she was like
Yeah, and she was like I was like die booby and then I shot it and I got an ancient coin or whatever so
I'm about to explore this area and I'm going to try my best to like I just used one of my
Incribbons so I can be a bit aggressive and try to like charge through it
but other than that I would say double check every single other place that you
can go trying try to find any loose items and here's the other thing you kind of
just just got to run at the baby and say not today baby yeah I guess so I'll be
brave and do that
I'll call if I can't and if I find out I'll call you back and let you know the the secrets
okay I killed the guy the cook the chef guy that guy was awful I he was like I've never
ever since, like, you have to push the little carts to get past him, you know?
Yeah.
Dude, I would push that so goddamn fast that it wouldn't make- she like, barely- like,
it was even heavy!
What are you doing?!
Well, I had to find if she can't run.
I know!
It's so bad!
I'm like, do I have like a disorder that my- like my Achilles tendon is like, fucked
up that I can't fucking run?
What's happening here?
i know i wish i had the answers but i'm i'm excited to go back to uncle leon and
just shoot shit
and i'll tell you one thing they were throwing chainsaws and doing zombie
combos on me that was some great able shit
uh... i'd like i don't know if you don't think so and then you play as
grace is that all my life i'm a feeble little baby
it is it is
on awesome duality and i i like how when i first started as grace
it was terrifying as you have like no gun you have your your crappy little
lighter
and then leon comes in so i thought about a lot
but now i feel like i am getting a little bit stronger and so she's like
gaining her confidence but g's as it's difficult
at three times when all bullets
but
wow
so i've got a full clip of the requiem which is awesome like i don't
I saved up, well I used all of my blood to craft the bullets and then I have about 20 shots
Where'd you find all that scrap?
I found two of the scraps in locked drawers
How do you unlock the drawers?
There's three lockpicks lying around and I just got my third one
What? Wait, did you lockpicks lying around?
Oh my god, I gotta go back
I can tell you where one is off the top of my head because I just found it on accident.
It's in the lead researcher's office on the east wing below the nurse's station on the
second floor.
I know, but there's three babies.
I'll be honest, the baby is there.
All you got to do for that part is you go from the central hall, run across the east
wing lobby, straight across the waiting room, up the stairs, and Bob's your uncle.
Who's Bob?
Add some British phrase.
Oh, okay.
So that's the best I got.
I can hear my, actually my son is like screaming in the background, so I'm going to go hold
him for a minute.
So I'll talk to you soon.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
Good luck out there.
good luck to you too thank you bye oh oh Connor call me I'll call him back
I'll call Connor back now he probably won't answer
I was pissing you never answered me when I call you you tactically timed it to
find the time when I wasn't at my desk and called me and then you called P and
you're gonna buy me the call are you saying what I waited until you left
your stream to call you yes you think that I was sitting here the whole time
watching you waiting for you to get up from your chair just to call you yes
you think that I care that much yes incorrect do you think you were on my
second monitor and now I didn't I maybe yeah I'm in first cup first one of the
maybe I think you stream in the second put in the first I stream on my first
monitor I'm playing my game in my first monitor you're my second monitor oh
Oh shit. Oh, thank you. How's your game going?
It's going okay. I didn't want to call you for advice.
Okay, what advice would you like?
You're a good gamer, right?
Some say, some also say no.
You've been playing this game for a long time.
I'm sure you're super far ahead in the game, aren't you?
At 30 minutes, yeah.
Yeah?
I'm pretty deep in, yeah.
Baby
What's her baby so many parts
I'm not I'm already that far ahead
I mean big strong man
Aren't you I'm playing as a big strong man right now
And so yeah, you're a big strong handsome man
Yeah, I chat a chat sees it. So teach me how to fight that baby
Which baby you fighting how do I avoid the baby?
um well the baby's like super easy to avoid he just like just ignore him when
he goes one way and then you see what I'm right so crazy he's big he's huge
he's big and fat wait wait you mean like when he's walking around the hospital
yes I literally just don't go into the room he's in but what if he's blocking
the hallway and I go to the other way and then like there's like a two ways
you can move around and he's like really slow moving so you can it's he's pretty easy to avoid
you're joking no i'm serious you can just go go around the other way
me and people having the same problem what i literally have just not walked by him and
he's so fat he takes up the whole hallway i look i've seen it i've seen it but you know
I saw it one time and I avoided it the whole time.
I'll curl myself.
Just literally when he's blocking the way you want to go, just walk around the other
way, aggro him, and then just go around the other way, you know what I mean?
But what if he's literally in the hallway and I can't go through?
There's always like the main hospital, like the entrance area.
There's like two doors where he will like go there.
So you can always aggro him.
I have a huge problem.
What is the problem?
I don't have any ammo.
I ran out.
Fuck! You don't have any ammo?
No.
What difficulty are you playing on?
I'm the normal one.
Modern.
Okay, okay.
What are you playing on?
That one too.
Oh, Pete did classic cuz he's crazy.
No, I did classic too. I just wanna make you feel better.
You fucking liar, you did!
Yeah, I did do classic.
I don't wanna talk to you anymore. I'm hanging up.
I don't want to talk to you. I'm hanging up on you.
Alright, well, avoid the baby, okay? He's big. He's very easy to avoid.
You're just thinking you're so much better than me.
I don't! Oh my God!
You think you're so much better than me and that you're such a better gamer than me
and you do everything better than me and you have the audacity to say you want to play games with me on Saturday
and you act like you're all big and bad.
We all play games inside of there.
What do you mean? What if I say no one I don't want to?
OK, I guess all.
I'm just kidding.
OK.
Did I well?
I'm just kidding.
Well, I guess I have to find someone else, guys.
Master in the game.
I don't want to.
I was just kidding.
All right. Well, you can call me
if you have any more advice in the game.
Are you actually going to answer?
Are you just not going to answer me?
Well, if I'm not in the magical piss pond, I will answer.
I might forget your number.
You call me a Discord.
Oh.
Why would I forget your Discord name?
It's just, it's my name or everything.
Well, I might forget how to use Discord.
Okay, well, you also have my number, so you can also just call that too.
No, I might forget your phone number.
Nobody knows anyone's phone number. It's the it's with 2026. I
Don't know it, but my phone does type in the person's name in your phone
Why am I forget how to spell your name?
No, you do have a problem with spelling. I've been asked you about that. What?
Yeah, we were all talking about it earlier. What do we?
me
Trat and I
You're not talking to chat about me and my spelling problem
Yeah we were talking to you about it we were saying damn maybe Braille is the answer for
you
What?
Just normal letters don't work
Bro I'm
I'm hanging up bro
Good luck
Bye
What the fuck?
Bro this motherfucker what the what the fuck what is he thinking?
there he the audacity of this dude I don't know what I'm gonna do cat there's
plan we're going into the waiting room
he's gonna come in here gonna come in here
how is he gonna fit through the door how he fit through the door bro
I have so many questions, bro.
Can he even fit?
Oh, big boy!
Oh, big boy!
Holy shit, bro!
I think I guess I'm down this hallway.
I'm so confused.
They can't come in here, right?
Ewww! Look at his fucking ass!
Alright, I see.
When he's going that way, we will- we will run down the hallway.
Holy shit, look at that ass, bro!
Did you see that ass?
okay okay okay we could do it we could do it we could do it we could do it
Oh
Holy shit
Oh, shit, I'm gonna fall.
And there's another one of them!
I had to use the blow, I panicked.
Shit.
I'd panic!
Ew with her ass in the air, bro!
With her ass in the fuckin' air!
Very nice.
Oh, she's getting up.
To all staff, we will be updating the following states in the facility.
East Wing, 1F waiting room, West Wing, 2F, bar, lounge, East Wing, 1F, Blur, and a la-la-la-la-la-bo.
The remaining safe will be replaced at a later date.
A la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lo.
A la-la-la-la-la-la-lo.
I'll make a mess!
Not me.
Is she fucking eating him bruv?
It was mouse I'm sorry what the fuck bro?
He's eating the guy, I think.
Thanks for the blood.
It can't go in there because that guy fucked up my chances.
We got four coins for another upgrade by the way.
We can get it right now.
If we want it.
I
Worn off this
Runnin'!
Don't kill the baby, nobody killed the baby.
Okay, we have a shortcut now so that's good.
Over shortcut now, let's go get the uh, we'll get this thing now, now we have this, oh
Oh, thank you so much for the raid, Solace.
In the more than one corner of the time? I'm gonna be honest.
I like the sounds.
Steroids, hey.
Dramatically strengthens muscles and increases max health.
Steroids, steroids.
Roids, void rage.
Void rage for my muscles, bruh.
I'm gonna beat the game first. Oh, Connor will probably beat it first because your version
is like crazy. I'll probably be last because I am slow.
I'm putting this away and I don't have
Oh
We're carrying two good days because I can
Well you
Oh my god.
Roller smooth fucker, do you please?
Not bad.
It is not the destination, but the journey.
And we love being on the journey with our dear Iron Mouse.
He's coming.
Don't tell me he's upstairs again.
Wonderful.
Oh lord, he's coming.
He's coming.
I just don't know if he's upstairs or downstairs.
I don't know.
That's it! Thank you so much for the gift itself! Thank you!
Holy shit! You know, he's struggling to get to those doors, bro.
Okay, let's go back to the west wing and open where the fuck we're opening over here.
So, there... there's one over here.
Oh god, where did he come from?
oh my god bro these guys what the fuck men holy shit oh I found one wait I didn't ask
P how do you open the drawers?
It has to be with like a
The thing it has to be with like a like a knife, huh?
French
He said wait, but I thought the lockpicks were just for the drawers
It can't be for the for the for the things that it's like old the lock is warped
blah blah blah blah blah it's warped blah blah blah blah
You know what I mean?
I'm bored.
Which gun is better?
I don't know which one is better, the B93 or the SNS M23.
Well this one has the smaller one, the one that's mine has more ammo so can I unload
I wonder if I could unload the gun.
Can I?
I can't.
Oh well.
Well, I'll just use it and then I'll store it.
I'll just use it and then I'll store it.
We got one.
Due to aging infrastructure, construction on the garage will be carried out during the
following dates October 21st through the 28th.
Do not enter work area unless authorized.
Whoa. Let's go pick a lock first.
Oh, fuck. Accidentally reloaded.
Oh wait, I really read the correct one.
Nice.
Okay, that's good.
I did get the lockpick, I did.
There are...
a lot of new areas.
We can go to you.
Ummm...
Yeah, I'm guessing the two lockpicks are on the other area that you're going to go to.
Pete said.
Not East Wing.
Like you said.
And you lose the door is open.
Open.
Dead.
Yes.
Dead.
Ah fuck.
Oops.
Oops, off.
I'm here.
Yummy.
Blood.
I
Let's open there was a there's one oh shit another one what the fuck
Thanks. Thanks for the blood. Oh, I think that was, that was the doctor guy. Oh. Yikes.
Was it in here that there was a thing open?
I don't think so.
It wasn't here.
It was like in one of the other rooms.
Not this way.
This way.
This way.
Oh she is.
This girl cannot breathe, she is struggling.
Did I leave the lockpick over there, I'm going to freaking go crazy, oh my god, I stink!
And she can't run!
Can you please learn how to run, please?
Just a little bit?
Can you like run a little bit?
Can you just like run just a little bit?
Just a tiny bit, please?
A little bit.
Maybe we need more steroids. Maybe...
We should be confident with...
Open.
Rare metal, a pile of titanium and zirconium combined with infected blood to create 12.7
by a 75mm ammo.
What?
A big bullet?
Well, I don't have the recipe.
I don't have the recipe.
And don't have the recipe.
You gonna eat that?
No.
Do you want some?
I'm gonna store this.
I'm gonna store it because I'm on the recipe.
I'm gonna store it because I'm on the recipe.
Maybe.
You might eat it?
I don't want to forget to save.
I found out when I passed this gun, but it has four bullets.
Maybe I should just start anyway.
Why not?
Why not?
I'll just leave it there.
Alright, let's go.
Back to this thing over here.
remember we opened this door we could go in there or we could go upstairs so let's go upstairs
is she well are you okay she is struggling yeah we open this already
What scary person is in here?
what excuse me you really saved my butt the other day as thanks you can take
whatever you want from the safe oh shit the safe the safe the safe left hand
right 80 left 30 well you know what that means let's go
well we need to get it now we need to get it now
I
Say
What the fuck was that
The bar safe?
Is this the bar?
Wait, where's Parler?
Oh, fuck. Where the singing woman was.
Right.
I'm so glad we killed that guy.
In goodness.
Oh no.
Too much.
Oh no, too much.
Honey, that's good.
Oh god.
Well, leave me alone, please.
Leave me alone!
I'm glad we don't have the singing lady anymore.
She could have sung us a beautiful song.
I believe that guy threw alcohol at me.
And...
Maybe...
Thirty.
Yay.
I'm rich!
I'm rich, I tell you, rich!
Whoa!
I'm rich, I tell you, rich!
I'm rich, I tell you, rich!
I'm rich!
You rich
They're locked from the other side
I haven't died yet.
Oh shit.
Watch me die now.
Now I will die.
Just found out from a news article that P.O.K.
Mon turns 30 today.
Pokemon turns 30!
Happy birthday, Pokemon!
P.O.K.
Mon!
Happy birthday, P.O.K.
Mon!
I've got so much shit in here.
I'm going to drop some new Pokemon sets, ooooh.
That's pretty sick.
I didn't put any points in.
Shame on you.
I'm going back in here.
Why do I even bother holding shifts?
Sweet!
Thank you so much for the raid!
I hope you had a great street day for the raid.
Hello, everybody. We're playing Resident Evil Requiem today. If you want to check it out and play with us, what do you guys get up to today?
Are you having fun?
This girl's out of breath.
Superly out of breath.
There is no sprint.
Oh, more lap picks, yes.
Where is there another place to lock bacon?
Oh here, down here.
We could go around.
I'm not looking in there.
Make a zombie attack another zombie in the hospital.
Oh shit, they're attacking each other because of me?
That's so funny.
What the?!
What did I kill you?!
I ain't no fucking way.
That was terrifying.
How the fuck?
Are you telling me they can rise up?
Oh no.
we have to like make the other stuff so that they can like explode?
So they won't come back?
Oh that sucks.
What?
Most certainly sucks.
I do not have the capabilities to construct this bullet yet.
I'm going to get you.
What?
Did you get here?
I know I'm not going crazy, I heard that shit.
I think it's a dead end.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for watching.
two hours so long are you saying are you placing beds if I'll die within the
next two hours let's both go
I have to go into the reggaard room, there's an herb there.
Oh, you didn't notice me, because you're an idiot.
Finally, cooking knife.
Got an injector, got a knife.
Did it come over here? I don't know.
I'll stab him to death.
Assignment evidence erasure, October 20th, 2018, 642.
A retrieval mission was conducted shortly after 1.30 a.m. at the Renwood Hotel.
We were dispatched soon after to dispose of any evidence.
All witnesses at the hotel had already been taken care of. The body of the assassin that was sent was also destroyed.
We had a stroke of luck with that fire. Oh my god, this was when my mom died. As they say,
the best place to hide a leaf is in a forest.
This incident will likely be ruled an act of arson and homicide by some nutcase.
Any evidence linking us to the scene is gone.
Welp.
They murdered our hot mom.
Mama's so hot, it not deserve to die.
Oh, sure they're coming.
Buddy, you gotta calm, though, for the whole man.
Grace Ashcroft, hi, that's me!
Period of observation, September 9th through 16th, 2026.
Detective M. D. Birdie, RGT Detective Agency, summary of investigation employed by the
FBI at the Midwest Field Office.
Lives alone, closer office, goes home late, often after midnight, spends her free time
at home.
from contact with others.
Findings.
It's difficult to get close as the target rarely leaves the FBI mid-westfield office area.
If you want to make contact without raising suspicion, it would be best to do so when
she's away from home.
A more detailed report and several photographs will be sent at a later date.
Oh, and there's so much blood.
There's so much blood!
I'm a darn bloody mess!
I think we got everything.
Bye bye, Mr. Zombie.
Oh my god, everything in here, let's go back so that we can go into, I guess, that other place.
Oh, the fuck that is.
It's useless.
Wait a minute.
Make some legendary RPG. Shut up.
Why you fucking lying?
Well I found it. The artificial heart.
Gotta come back. Gotta put some stuff away.
oh my god guys that's the normal
well isn't it great we exploded that guy's head
as bloggers as bloggers oh god let's bloggers
not let's bloggers
we can make we can make stuff we can make scrap out of a fucking knife we
I can make... Okay...
Now I'm thinking, should I keep the knife or should I turn the knife into scrap and make an injector?
Are you throwing a knife in the scrap metal?
Easy, I ball it up.
I ball it up.
I don't know man that guy is scaring the shit out of me that guy that guy that just
like went like ahhh scary as an absolute fuck out of me I don't know man I don't know
if I should. I don't know if something's telling me that maybe I should...
Alice has been six hours how? What do you mean? I've been live almost ten hours.
Is that guy still back there?
um okay what guy are you talking about okay it's working about oh how long I've been in
the game all six hours and one yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep
shit I'm trying to think so
Eeeh.
I know it opens up more shit!
My fucking brain bro.
We still gotta go to the fucking fitting room.
The fucking fitting room bro.
How do we get in through there?
Through the dining room?
Shit.
Oh my god.
Oh brother, this stinks!
I think I should keep the knife or no should I scrap the knife or should I keep it I'll
Keep one
Okay
Let's go
We're going to the fitting room
Oh
My f**ker bro, holy mutated is walking around, huh?
Well, I mean, if I need a wristband, then when- Oh shit, yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Ah, dammit!
Give back my knife!
Oh my god!
You freak!
Ha, thank you for the raid, though.
I hope you had a great stream.
Thanks for the raid.
A lot of people were playing Resident Evil.
What did you play?
What did you guys play?
Wait, there's scrap in the cold storage.
I need to go back.
Shit.
Yeah, that guy is a new...
We're just chatting.
I love chatting.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Oh, I got a lot of ammo now, so that's cool.
That's cool.
I got ammo now.
That's cool.
It's like the fact that the map shows what's left and it shows where we can find blood.
I like that. Oh, I missed the fucking green herb.
Upstairs.
In the kitchenette.
Do we go back and get it?
Oh, maybe I can scrap the knife before it breaks. Maybe I should.
I did. I did it. What if, uh, wait.
Ammo or Injector?
Ammo or Injector?
Ammo or Injector?
Or a knife!
I can make both.
Sick.
I need both.
That's cool.
Oh my god, that guy scares me.
That guy is so scary, he's scary and I'm just a girl.
Well, I'm walking best, I'm walking...
Let's go upstairs and get that shit.
I'm just a goooooooool.
I'm just a goooooooool.
Miss a girl!
Miss a girl!
Uh, nice.
guys are we gonna die oh my god we have three anti-poins
I don't even know.
Are we gonna die?
Yeah, we need six for the last item.
Um, okay, we can go upstairs this way.
I'm just a gooooooo.
And then there's the goal, and I'm eating a cracker.
Alright, let's go over here.
Oh, there's an auto-save here.
There's an auto-save in here.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
What is this, artificial organs for transplant?
How did I grab such a big heavy box?
Call them myself.
Where did I put it?
Bro, I'm strong as fuck.
Oh yeah, it must be the steroids!
It must be, right?
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?
I
Have to shoot him, okay. Oh
My god, what the fuck how do I avoid like, okay, it's apparent after shoot him
Holy shit.
Well, can I... that's the only thing I got.
Hey, you're driving?
I should have known they were gonna do this when they gave me all this ammo.
I'm sorry chat. I didn't mean to. I honestly did not expect that. Holy shit.
4.5 million? Oh my god! Holy shit, damn that...
Oh my god. Oh my god. Holy shit.
That's the biggest payout ever. What the fuck?
I thought there would be like a hide- I thought they would let me like go inside the truck or something.
But I was wrong.
This was my first death. Will it be my only death? I don't know.
Alright, here we go.
What the fuck?
What do you mean?
Oh my god, I thought I was gonna keep going.
Holy shit.
I thought I was gonna keep going.
Fucking break!
Oh my god, I thought I was gonna keep going! Holy shit!
Holy shit.
Mom and Groove!
Oh, fuck!
Holy fuck.
He destroyed this car.
Rude!
More ammo?
What's gonna pop out of me now?
Is he gonna pop out like with six heads?
Is he?
Is he gonna pop out with six heads, bro?
Hmm.
Or the baby.
You think the baby is gonna pop out?
I'll beg for that, baby.
Hurry, baby.
Oh, god.
Here we go.
Hmmm
What is this bug for, Holy Shit
My crackers, Oya mean crackers, but they're plain.
Do you remember?
Crazy!
What? What? What? What?
Leon Kennedy is so fine, he's so hot!
We'll most die in game in the next two hours. Zero deaths, 36% dies in the two hours.
Bro, what the fuck?
I'm gonna get the fucking mesh up.
Mesh up.
Okay hold on.
Let me take a look.
Come on, take a look.
Survive?
I can do that.
Bro.
I know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm fucking doing, bro.
Sorry.
I have to take meds soon so I have to take, I have to eat.
It's almost time.
The MS, Kennedy is the B-E-S-I mouse R-A-V in the COA 3 brain rot dance.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I agree, bro.
Please do so for 2 hours now!
Oh
What's up
damn they're shutting down mr. love queen's toys
Why do all the good games die?
Why do all the good games die, bro?
They just put out an endless service announcement.
game open I remember when the game came out in 2019
man you know what they just released SSR's not even two days ago no SSR's
and shit that's crazy and then they they release SSRs and then they're like
well guys the end of service is upon us
well game uh mr. Love Queen's choice
it's a girl gotcha game guys it's a girl gotcha game okay
It's a girl's got your name so many are there's so many people sad oh
It makes me so sad seeing all the sad people
I feel like bro, I feel like those days always come I feel like those days always come and I'm like man
And it's only a matter of time until like, my favorite gotcha game announces Endo Service.
It's like the day I found out that Sailor Moon Drops died.
I cried.
I was sad.
I love that game.
Endo Services and it is, it's an inevitable fact.
This is gonna happen, it's just a matter of when.
You know?
Huh!
AHHHHH!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god, so many bullets, bro!
Okay, you can't kill those things.
Wait, how many bullets was that?
That's crazy.
That is crazy. How many bullets is that? Seven?
You can kill him just aim for the head.
Um, I don't know if you noticed, but I did.
They're all gonna mutate into that bro
you do that no
let's go we're going around cuz that guy scared Jeremy
Get out of here.
We're not coming back.
I want that guy out there.
Oh my God, that's terrifying.
You can't kill that thing.
You cannot kill it.
That thing just doesn't die.
Okay.
Oh, our transfusion bags.
Okay, there are a lot of transfusion bags.
I did not know I would not be able to kill that thing.
That is terrifying. 70 70 70 70 70 70
Yeah probably need big gun but I don't have anything in my big gun.
They do make horrific noises.
Okay, so for this coin cabinet, we already did the coin cabinet, right?
We did.
There's so much blood over here, but we don't need to go get it.
What was up here?
Is there anything up there?
I don't remember if there was anything up here.
Not recall.
Did you examine the blood?
What?
What?
These are just used to refill the blood collector.
In the lab.
There's blood in the lab. What? What do you mean?
Oh, the other lab. We're going back there. Don't worry.
We're going back over there right now.
Wait, am I 67% into the game? Is that true? I feel like I'm only- I've only just scratched the surface.
I feel like I'm 15% in. Am I 6-7 in?
Am I that great?
shit bro it's only a matter of time before these other fuckers get up
Come on, I think I'm like, I think I'm like, what, 20%?
Come on.
Oh
I don't want to lose oh god oh god I should have I should have
Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Ahhhh!
I should've, I should've, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Guys I should've, I should've put a D.
I thought I'd have more time.
Now I understand. I get it, I get it now.
now. I need to make another one. I have two.
Oh my god this is insane.
I should have, but I could have won her.
I'm scared, me too.
Me too, bro.
Me too, bro.
Me too, bro.
Oh my lord.
Oh god.
Run!
Run!
Run me!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run me!
Run!
Run!
Run!
I do have another one, but why didn't you give me the choice?
Why didn't you give me the choice?
I did not have to in storage.
I don't have to in storage.
I have a med injector and I have an empty injector, but I do not have two of these
in storage.
That is incorrect.
is incorrect.
Oh, I staggered that Minifogger hook.
Shit, I'm gonna have to...
Oh, come on.
Okay.
Okay, I saved so hopefully he has a bathroom.
Why isn't it letting me do it?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
It's not letting me! It was there?
And I injected the medicine in me.
I'm restarting. Hold on. I'm reloading.
I'll go pull up. I'm reloading.
I didn't see it.
When I meleeed there was two options.
Shit.
Alright, we'll try again.
Oh my god.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh my god, you're gonna be fucking kidding me.
Oh
These guys suck bro, I don't want to waste my thing
My god, this guy sucks ass
Goddamnit.
We don't want to have to fucking use this.
You think the bottle can distract them?
Maybe?
Do you think a bottle can distract them?
Maybe?
I'll try.
I'll put this right here.
I wonder if you like, come back around.
Yeah.
There we go.
Perfect.
Thanks, let me go save.
Okay.
I'm just gonna keep getting worse though.
Wow, those things are tough.
They're just, it's just gonna keep on getting worse.
It's gonna keep on getting worse, bro.
Erie.
Man.
Right.
Where is the, the analyzes in the other room, isn't it?
I thought it was in this room. Is it in the other room? Oh, it is in the blood labs in
the other room. Shit. We gotta go out there. And we...
Wait a minute.
I'm going through here.
I'll get to the little bloater room.
This is gonna be tough.
When those guys get up...
Holy shit, this isn't bad.
This is bad when those guys get up.
He's a jerk.
He's blocking the way!
Bro, stop blocking!
Stop blocking the hallway!
Stop blocking the hallway, bro.
what else do we need?
ah shit
the moved lungs are displayed in... oh god
he needs his lungs!
Oh wait, can I open it?
Examine.
Open?
What the fuck is this?
Uh...
Oh no.
Uh.
Oh, no.
I mean, what if, but what if, but what if, what if I would have solved it on the first
try?
What if somehow I solved it on the first try, huh?
what if I would have done it but what if I would have
no go back
no go back
I use box apes.
I use box apes.
I use box apes.
Why is Mouse trying to brute force a path toward protected place again?
Um...
What was that?
That was not the baby.
That was not that big fat baby-eye.
I'm sorry, that was not him.
Who was that?
Who was that?
What the fuck was that?
Is she ever reveal her face's looks like?
Yeah?
You're looking at it right now, my face.
Who the fuck is he?
Don't fuck with me, bro!
You think I'm fucking around?
I ain't joking, bitch.
The gas coming through.
Oh damn it.
I almost died.
Fuck.
I almost had it.
Oh, rude.
Fucking balls, bro.
There we go, finally.
We did it!
I can make the shit now!
Uh, November 30th, 2004, my master's research has come to fruition and that child, she must
be the final piece of the puzzle.
I need to get my hands on the child's data.
I'm sure this will bring me closer to this vision.
December 8th, 2004, the organization was able to give me the child's medical records.
It was lacking in certain areas, but did have her genetic information.
I can use this!
I
Well, it sounds like he's right there
Oh god, we gotta hurry.
Did he eat fiber?
Ah, shit.
Those are more complicated.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Don't fuck with the product I'm trying my best.
Oh my god, I think I almost got it.
Fuck, it's always this middle one, fuck!
AHHHHH!
IT'S ALWAYS THE METAL ONE!
Fuck!
This one's tough.
Uh, you just had it no way.
No way, I did.
Oh, wait.
Oh my god, so close.
bro this this way you can do it I did the other ones why can't I do these
Uh, you just had it again, stop.
No I didn't.
The censor's always a deep no way.
For real?
Is it like a trick this whole time?
The middle's a trick?
You're joking.
What if I was smart?
But like, what if I was smart?
But like what if I was smart you know what I mean?
steps four I just realized there's like a minimum steps
What?
Who wants to go cube when you press the center?
I want to go to cube when you press the center.
Goddamn. Like, it shouldn't be this hard. It should be simple.
I feel like if I was 11, I could solve this. If I was 11 years old, I would solve this
so fast. But I was smart when I was 11. I was super smart. I was an honors class. I was
a smart kid. Then I had them. I had to call a 11-year-old me. What would happen if I
I called myself when I was 11 years old.
Back to this shit!
Reset you ha- I did fuck!
No, ain't no way.
Oh, I think I'm so close.
I feel like I'm so close, I might get a tip of the iceberg.
Press it again.
Oh, look now- how did I do this?!
Oh my god, what?!
How can I reverse engineer this?
Do everything you just did backwards, there's no way!
How did I do this?
I got a secret!
I was screen capping in shoulder corner.
Oh, oops, whoop.
I can't even do that right.
I can't even do that right.
I'm sorry.
Reset!
You suck.
This is so annoying.
Only one needs four moves.
Oh.
Oh my god, I think I almost had it.
I think I almost had it, bro.
Well, I'm just dumb, maybe I should just quit.
Maybe I should just quit.
I'm just dumb, I can't get this one.
Maybe I should just quit.
You can do it.
Other ones were so much easier.
This one's so hard.
This one's hard.
Other ones are so easy.
Try an arrow.
I won't.
Bro, it's always that middle one that's fucking me up.
Always the middle one, huh?
Fuck!
I don't know. I just can't do it.
I can't do it.
You found him four.
Where are you lying?
Where are you lying?
My line.
Ehh.
Whoa, what the fuck?
I think we set 80... 80p.
I feel so dumb, I feel like Eddie.
I feel so stupid.
I feel so dumb.
Oh my god.
Oh boy.
I'm down.
Holy shit.
I'm gonna go save really fast.
Run, save, quick!
We're still late.
Oh.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Um, 50, 50, 50.
Oh my god, they're all bags of 50?
Okay, uh...
And in here
And make this oh
I made two bullets holy shit
I can make another one with this 80.
I can make another one.
Now...
Now I have a full gun.
And now...
I'm gonna put this in.
I'm gonna make...
another injector.
Hey do I have any more scrap? No I don't. There you go. Nice.
Um, I could put 50 in here right now.
Oh, I could just fill, I could save it, I'll save it.
I'll just save it.
Holy shit, progress finally.
safe.
Organized corpse that I have to fill up.
Uh, we already went into this area.
I guess what do we do, go up stairs?
I'll give you some to the five gifted subs, thank you.
We're starting to go up here I guess?
I don't know.
Oh my God, I don't know what we do now.
What do we do now?
Well, he's not gonna turn cause you got stabbed.
Why is that girl in there, I don't know, beats me.
It put her in there for some reason. I don't know why.
Shit, why are we going out?
Kind of like, I don't know.
What to do now?
Let's see if we can wake up.
It's gonna be a problem.
Do you have a letter bound notebook?
Uh, no.
What the fuck do you want to eat?
Is he upstairs?
You're joking.
I'm gonna kill you!
This fucking freak move.
Oh, I love kick.
Oh!
I lost it.
Okay, so this is a safe room, I guess? Kind of? Maybe?
Not sure how safe it is, but...
What the fuck?
Who are these old men?
Artificial organ transplantation experiment team.
Wow.
Great.
Cool, guys.
A puzzle box is in the background.
I'm glad to see.
He's holding on.
He's holding on.
He's holding on.
A puzzle box is in the background.
Let's see.
He's holding a sun.
There's moon and star and sun.
Moon, sun, star, moon.
Who's he holding?
It's very difficult to see in the chairman's office with Mitchell Bennett
For my secretary, I've misplaced the key for the puzzle box padlock
None of the other executives must find out
I need you to locate it discreetly before next week's meeting if you can't find it get the bottle of corrosive from the
Plank front room, no after lock.
Great.
Corrosive.
Locked tight.
Locked light.
Or if you just like, brace it in your hair,
it's like,
mine can do these things bro fuck that shit
why are you calling a zombie?
a study lock?
It's scary.
These women love singing, bro.
These women really do love singing.
Oh my god!
Help.
Help.
Good tackle, Maneer.
It's been a very long year.
Guys, I didn't know she was going to scream, okay?
Jesus Christ, I didn't know she was going to fucking go-
Oh my God, these bitches like
Oh my god, we're freak. Freaky ass woman.
She really thought she was ae. She thought she was ae, bro. Hold on, I'll take my meds.
Hold on, I'll take my meds.
La la la la la la la la la!
She's la-da-dying everywhere.
As a scientific fact that attacking zombies can be climbed by singing.
Bro, what?
What did you just say?
Bro, I'm taking my meds.
I'm sorry guys.
I hope you don't mind.
It's that time again.
It's that time again.
Weird ladies going...
Oh my god, it's Friday.
Where's Folk and Friday?
Fuck
Listen of course people are gonna people are gonna be games faster than me because they don't have this they don't have to stop and pause every four hours
They don't have to stop and pause every four hours bro to take medication
They're making a destiny child idle RPG game.
Bro's are prayers have been answered.
We are back, we have never been so back.
We have never been so back bro.
Laysall we have never been so back!
AHHHHHHH!
Oh my god, you don't understand how much I love that fucking game.
Bro, that was my game.
Oh my god, you don't get it.
That was my game, I religiously played that game for years.
That was the game that Shift-Up made that died when Nikkei came about.
This game died for Nikkei and now they're bringing it back. I'm so happy.
It's by Shift-Up, so you know it's good.
You know it's good.
If it's Shift-Up, you know it's good.
You know it's good.
Shift-Up always delivers.
It's all in on AIR.
What?
Are you kidding?
Stop. That's not true. Is that true?
Yeah, shift up is going on AI. I don't know. I don't know. I don't believe you.
Everybody's always, everybody's always the one who's crying AI every single time, bro.
The CEO loves AI but the games are untouched, I see.
Okay, so if the CEO likes AI and as long as they don't put in the game, what do I give
a shit about?
What do I give?
It's not in the fucking game.
I feel like most CEOs do like AI.
I feel like most CEOs these days love AI.
I've been seeing so many.
Did you guys hear about Aaron's voice actor,
the guy who voiced Aaron Yeager?
That he's starting his own, like, he's retiring
from voice acting to start his own, like,
AI voice acting, AI project, AI company.
What? Oh wait, what? Did you guys not hear this?
It was literally everywhere like two days ago.
He announced he put out a letter of graduation.
He put out a letter of retirement, not graduation.
He put out a letter of retirement and stated that he was retiring and he was going to start a company.
He wasn't graduating, uh, Aaron Voice Actor Retires.
He's leaving his long-term talent agency, VIMS, to become an independent voice actor
and establishing his own company to focus on new creative ventures,
particularly his AI voice project, Sayogi Fractal,
which explores the intersection of human and AI performance.
Yes, Yuki Kaji.
I don't know if it's a Vocaloid thing.
He's been with his talent agency for 13 years.
He's still gonna voice act.
He's just leaving his talent agency.
He's leaving his company. He's leaving his agency.
It's more like a Vocaloid thing. I mean, is it? Is it though?
He said it's a joint AI human venture.
Oh, it's more than that I think.
For that just say Vocaloid.
Should roll, I gotta drop some chute off.
My pockets, they're full.
My pocket's a fool.
I feel like I'm going crazy.
Oh my god.
Where was there like another...
Simple lock.
In here, huh?
Did we already get this?
That is place is massive bro.
You know half of it.
Yes.
Anduba Toboli.
Oh my god, I can beat my bullets.
oh my god i can eat my bullets oh yeah put those things down
Oh shit, ground blood.
Is it enough?
Oh, it's not enough.
Is it enough?
Oh, it's not enough. Fuck.
I need 80.
I need 80.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Was blood upstairs where I was?
Oh, in this area over here?
Oh my god.
He's walking down the hallway.
A big boy.
A big boy.
Oh my god.
$200.
Uuhhhhhhhhh.
Can I see him? Help.
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Okay, I need more blood, bro, I could make more.
Is there still more left?
I like the singing thing, it's pretty funny.
Alright.
I'm happy.
I
Gotta get in there
Oh
Shit
You're gone
Fuck that bitch, bro!
Fuck her!
Fuck that!
Fuck her!
Come on.
Regular.
Regular!
Oh
God
Oh, shit.
One thing nice.
I'm not gonna play with her.
Okay.
What?
Oh, what the fuck?
Holy shit, bro!
Oh my god!
She's special.
She's special. I had an achievement. She's special, bro.
Uh, subject Martin L. Case Auditory Sensitivity Following an Experiment with an Overdose of Ziprevo.
The subject started to have auditory hallucinations and became aggressive and difficult to control.
The subject exhibits erratic behavior when exposed to loud noises.
Eileen Zimmerson, persistent vocalization and wandering.
Is this what's going to happen to me?
When I become a fucking zombie, am I just going to sing?
The surgical removal of some cranial nerves resulted in the type of histrionic personality
disorder that can only be described as main character syndrome.
Uh oh.
The patient continues to wander around the care center singing.
Selena Corey, persistent vocalization and wandering, her symptoms are more pronounced
than Zimmersons.
She often puts on performances in the West Wing's bar and lounge as if she's competing
with her rival.
Oh, well, we killed both of them, so they're not competing anymore.
You will like the Fendtmoe, the opera, you will like it now!
The Karosi.
Uh-oh.
Um...
Oooooohhhh!
Shit.
Um what do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
Classic problem for me.
any blood around and make some shit I'll destroy that knife
I don't know how long it's going to take for them to turn.
Oh, I do need healing.
Smart.
Thanks, guys.
This'll do.
Well, I'm gonna chase by the motherfucker, aren't I?
be your pee-pee blood coming
Here come.
Holy shit.
Well this game is scary as shit.
I miss Ashcroft. Come here.
I was just looking for Dr. Victor.
Oh, shit.
Why did you kidnap me?
Kidnap you.
I liberated you.
From what?
From who are you?
Oh, forgive me.
Dr. Victor.
Gideon.
Gideon.
I'm the center.
Who are you?
You took forever to find you.
I'm the center.
I'm the center.
I'm the center.
I'm the center.
I'm the center.
I'm the center.
I'm the center.
I'm the center.
You're not like other people, you know.
You're quite unique.
How so?
Unspecial?
My mom said I was special.
She said I was a surprise.
Help us can finally be.
Help us!
I'm free.
Why me?
Why me?
Oh...
Because my master...
...meets you...
...who you are.
Who is your master?
Face 2 is about to begin.
What? What do you mean face 2?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Would you like to see what's hidden under the...
Sure, show me.
Grace!
Grace!
Grace!
Grace!
Grace!
Grace!
There's no escaping your destiny.
I don't like your teeth, sir.
Oh my lord, he's gonna be there.
RAAAH!
Oh.
RAAAH!
Oh.
RAAAH!
Oh.
RAAAH!
Oh.
RAAAH!
Oh, what the fuck does he mean, destiny?
your destiny
wait, now door doesn't close
fuck me
there's no escaping your destiny
ha ha ha, grace
Alright, I don't know... hold on.
Moon, where the fuck that is?
Moon Star?
Is that Star or Sun?
Moon?
What's the one down stairs?
It's not this one.
This one is this one.
He has a sun in his hand.
The other guy had the moon in his hand.
Moon, uh, sun.
This is the one in his office.
He's the sun.
The other guy is the moon.
Oh, what the?
Oops.
This guy was the moon.
Uh, Moon Sun.
Oh.
No fucking way!
Holy shit!
I just...
NO FUCKING WAY!
HOLY SHIT, I JUST-
KAH!
I JUST GASED!
HAHAHAHAHA!
A SEND COURTS!
A cubic device made of quartz, adorned with a sun.
Another bad notebook.
Oh, here it is.
The organ transport box.
Unlocking.
Uh, okay, jeez, bro, that guessing shit was crazy.
Wait, hand, hand, tool, middle, or...
What's... three... oh and then...
Oh, that's the order!
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Let's see.
Master Spencer's research Victor Gideon.
Master Spencer?
Who the fuck is Spencer?
mutated T-virus strain. Herein documents a theory that uses the T-virus to control memories and will.
This research shall serve as a guiding light for all humanity.
In rare instances, repeated mutations of the T-virus can trigger an abnormal reaction in an infected individual's body,
leading to changes in their blood.
Guys, why do all these people believe all this crazy ass shit?
This is psychotic.
This is insane.
The mutated strains of the T-virus will likely sweep the world, and total eradication will
be impossible.
Those infected by the mutated T-virus strain firmly retain their pre-infection habits
and characteristics.
Transformation within this lies the key to humanity's evolution. The file ends here.
It has a pen.
Can you keep the pen?
I don't want to have to keep this on me.
Alright, hold up.
I gotta do something now again.
I can make handgun ammo.
And now I have a space.
Very good.
Very gone.
Okay, well.
and open the box now that's true oh let's open it in the safety of this room
this poor girl is so scared okay they said that it was the hand first and
and then this goes here and then this else too and then this one is three and
then this one was four and then back to auto
oh my god memories memories memories memories memories what the fuck what is
This is fast and nefarious lung.
Looks like it belongs in a car.
An artificial organ functions as a set of lungs when implanted in a body.
Oh, the organs!
Oh no!
Living in the universe!
Oh no, it's all broken!
At least I have a mud injector in here.
Alright, hold on, let me check this.
Just leave out here, go downstairs.
We'll be fine. We'll be safe. It's fine. That big crazy monster thing is definitely not anywhere near here.
Right? There's no way you'll be around.
Why would he be?
What'd he be here?
What'd he be here?
What'd he be here?
You know?
The way he would!
way you would definitely wouldn't be in here oh my god I need one more coin are
you fucking for real
I didn't place quartz two or three.
Let's need one more.
I wonder if I need that notebook.
She's just reading away.
I wonder if I need that notebook.
This game is kinda intense.
Yeah, especially with her leg going HOOOOO
HOOOOOO
HOOOOO
HOOOOO
HOOOOO
You know what I mean?
I'm still missing so much shit.
I think she has asthma.
Was the book in braille? Yeah.
I think that guy is in here. Oh wait, no, we killed him.
Aw, I remember now.
Why do we need to do this?
I don't know if it gets up.
Holy shit.
Not the big gun?
Why did we use the big gun?
I'm sorry.
We'll do it again.
I won't use the big gun this time.
I panicked. What can I say? I panicked.
Why was it in his ass?
Cause of course it was in his ass.
Living in the universe!
Who is this man?
I'm not sure if it gets up, but I think it gets up.
this.
Of course the door locks behind me so I can't run.
The door's never closed behind me before but today it does.
Of course, of course it does today, of course.
So it was up the ass, we needed access.
I need access now!
And that means going up his ass!
Okay, what is...
What is...
Uh, okay, clearance 2 is over here.
Okay, there's also a safe over here.
Okay. So we're going to go in... we can go... okay. Okay, okay. Oh. Safe, good luck.
What happened, Leon? I don't know, but I miss Leon and I want to play as Leon. Where the
What the fuck is he?
Leon, where the fuck are you, bro?
Not enough, Leon!
He did not die.
Shut up.
This guy's gonna get up any minute.
I will be majorly fucked.
I will be majorly fucked.
Hold on one second.
I'm sorry.
I'm back.
Sorry, I have concerned-concerned parent.
My parent was concerned about me.
The concerned-concerned-concerned son.
You know what I mean?
Look, I'm back to Yankee.
Thank you.
What was I doing again?
Oh yeah.
oh yeah we're going to we're going here oh my god
the isolation ward
what's gonna happen to me am i gonna die
We're on Easy Street.
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
And we're breaking out the good champagne.
We're sitting pretty in the gravy train.
right on the street, it's our moment in the sun, and it's only just be gone
is this a boss room?
it feels like a boss room bro like I'm not kidding
This feels like a boss room, this is a boss room.
Was there an autosave?
I swear, I felt like there was an autosave.
What are your thoughts on the zombies in Rooklium?
They're terrifying.
They're like all the Resident Evil zombies, eh?
Oh my God.
Terrified.
September 3rd, as per the doctor's orders from today, I will take part in monitoring
the progress of subject 171.
She is emotionless and unsettling.
This assignment fills me with unease.
September 10th, subject 171 is blind and requires a lot of assistance.
I felt sorry for her and tried to offer some comfort by stroking her hair, but has
always received no reaction.
Such an unnerving child.
I just want to go home and shower.
September 24th, for some reason.
Security manager joined me today.
Yes, subject 171, two or three questions about blood,
but of course a child wouldn't know how to respond.
What a strange man.
There have been a number of cases
where corpses infected with the mutated T virus strain
have exhibited rapid tissue regeneration
and sudden violent behavior.
Analysis of the enlarged tumor
have formed on the heads of these patients,
revealed a sudden change in red blood cell patterns
consisting with the pattern found in urine tests.
What?
P.B. tests.
This additional mutation is considered
a side effect of the mutated T-Byrus strain.
We have named those with double mutation symptoms,
blister heads.
In rare cases, the tumor was observed to spread from the head across the entire body.
If the abscess is covering these individuals' bursts, the fluids they expel will induce
double mutation in nearby infected- What?
mutation and nearby infected. So if there's two of them and one of them has a burst tumor
then the other one gets infected again. Oh my god that's phase two. Hemolytic poison
has proven effective at preventing double mutation otherwise the head must be completely
destroyed. Always exercise extreme caution when handling infected corpses.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
I'm so scared, I'm so scared my head hurts.
I'm so scared my head hurts.
He's dead.
He is?
He is?
AHHHHH!
This must be it. Star star moon sun.
Sorry, I just had to check, bro.
I just had to check.
I couldn't.
Oh my god, I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
He's gonna come out and he's gonna have a two more head.
Was it Star Star and Moon Sun?
The engravings are too sprites to see, but the Braille is still visible.
I can't tell which button's which.
Braille.
What?
These girls... they look just like...
Level 3.
Level 3.
Oh.
Here's a little more doctora.
I'm gonna borrow this.
He's gonna come up. He's gonna get up.
I wish I could read that.
Uh-oh.
Take the child to the puzzle box.
Why? Can't they just like brute force it?
What the fuck?
I don't...
I wanna brute force it, I don't wanna bring this child out!
Oh, this sucks.
The Spanx!
Guys, I don't wanna go out there.
I don't want to.
We live here now, and that's the truth.
And we're bringing out the good champagne.
There's our moment in the sun.
And the sun will just be gone.
And have a little fun.
Oh god.
Help me.
Get me out of here.
I'm already scared to share with me.
Oh my God, he scared to share with me.
Actually, let me get a small one.
I'm going to use it.
Mine with what?
I'm gonna use it, I'm gonna take out...
And then I'm going to do this...
Nice.
Take this out.
Store that, now the tool then.
Um...
Are we on Easy Street?
We're on Easy Street!
I don't know if I should keep this or take it with me or keep it in the storage.
I don't know
Should be done with it? The notebook? Really?
Oh, we are done with it.
Maybe I'll just put it away.
Hopefully we don't need it.
Alright, let's go.
So should we open this one or no?
Or should we open this one?
Which one should we open first?
This one or this one?
She doesn't have underwears!
You have a special secret to inform me?
What did we let out?
Hey.
Why are you here?
Aw, she's so clear.
I don't know.
I've always been here.
Aw.
Do you mind if I come in?
I don't mind.
Uh-oh.
Scary child.
So, um.
Sorry. Scary child, scary child.
I'm with the police.
Police?
Yes.
I'd like you to come with me.
Why?
I'm Grace.
What's your name?
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
So cute.
You like reading?
Yeah.
Do you think you could read something for me?
Please, I-I really need your help.
Okay.
Thank you.
I'll take you there.
Aw, she's so cute.
She's so adorable.
There are steps.
How about I carry you?
No, no, no.
No!
Just don't carry her!
What do you want me to read?
Oh my god.
Now we're carrying this little girl.
Well, I'm assuming because we're carrying her we're safe.
Push the buttons in this order.
store store mm-hmm sure oh thanks thank you some actions and attacks are
impossible when you're carrying Emily you can set her down on the sofa in the
guard office while you do what you need to do. Oh, here. I'll be right back.
Oh, that is so cute. This is so cute. She's so cute. Is there anything in her room?
Oh my god, don't tell me we have to clear the hallway.
It's in here, right? We have to go all the way over here, right?
Oh my God. Can we put her in any seat? Or only in that sofa?
Oh my God.
oh no I think we have to I think we have to clear it
shit
shit
I'll be right back
it's not clear
it's not clear what happened to the big fat guy
I
Know
of
of
of
of
of
of
What do you think, guys?
Do you think I have time?
There's another guy over there?
Fuck.
Oh well.
I don't have to go that way.
I can go this way.
Oh wait, oh no, not this way, let's see this way.
Oh my god.
I
Oh my god
Holy shit
Whoa, what do we do?
TECTOR TIME!
Ah, so many questions.
You know what? You know what this calls for?
Three injections? Stop.
Three injections are three- are three gunshots.
Or three guns. Or three, like, shots from the big gun.
I wanna call Connor. Surely he knows. I'm sure he knows what to do. He probably won't answer.
Cause he just doesn't care about me. Doesn't care about me. Doesn't care about me. Doesn't care about anything that has to do with me.
Oh he's not gonna answer he's very locked in. That doesn't matter.
Oh I'm gonna put my hair up.
Oh I'm putting my hair up.
Put it in my hand, put it in my hand.
Oh he's calling me right away.
Oh god hold on I'm putting my hair up.
I'm gonna answer, I'm gonna answer.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
How you doing?
Man, I'm a hard time.
Oh no, what happened now? What happened now? What's going on?
I need your help.
Okay, what do you need my help with?
I need your help, Connor.
Alright, what do you need my help with?
It's horrible, it's horrible.
What's going on? What's going on? Tell me.
giving me a child. Oh no that's for worse. And then I have to take care of her and I don't know what the...
What do you mean? What do I do with this thing?
Is it the first time you just get the child out of the cage?
Yeah she's sitting on my couch. Right while she reads braille. Yeah so like what do I do with it?
Well, you don't read Braille, right?
No.
Did you find the place where you need to read Braille?
Uh, yeah, but there's a ton of monsters in that big fat guy.
Haha, dude, that's so funny.
That's why I killed them before I got the kid.
How do you kill that thing?
No, I didn't kill that thing.
I ran past that thing.
You ran past him?
With the kid in your arms?
Yeah, I told you.
I told you.
He walks up and down that hallway. He's a dumbass.
Honor, I can't run. I don't know if you can tell, but somehow Grace has devolved and she
does not have the ability to run.
You don't even need to run. You literally can walk past him. He's so slow, he goes up
and down the hallway, but he's a bastard. He knows you have the kid and the first
door you try to go to, he'll appear at. So all you do is go to the other door,
bait him into coming to you, and then go back to the door you were gonna go
go to and just go walk through that.
What about all the other guys?
All those guys?
Yeah.
Yeah, I killed those guys.
Okay, but like, did you like, explode them or just kill them?
I just killed them.
We don't have much time.
How much time do we have until they turn into giant tomors?
Yeah, so what I would do is I would just, if you have heals, I would just try and like run past.
get the girl into that room because that then it starts to like
it's not like a sequence you have to kill a bunch of dudes so yeah at least four
and one one swollen head okay well thankfully I have five big big boy
bullets okay so I think you just run past with the girl don't try and fight
the big guy just you know go through you know and then then you can figure it out
I only have one I have a med injector today bring two
uh yeah I bring two
I bring two I bring two
then where do you do with this thing look I can't spoil it I can't spoil it
with the kids you've been in that in that room right what you've already been in
that room right yeah I've been in there
so you already know like the kids gonna read the ball for you all right I
I guess I'll, I guess I'll pick it up and pick it with me, I guess.
Look, you'll, you'll do fine.
I guess.
I have a question, who's taller than you or the kid?
I'm hanging up now.
What?
It's a real question.
What the fuck?
How tall do you think that kid is?
I don't know, like, four?
I am four-ten, Connor.
Of course I'm taller than the kid.
I'm belly belly
Of course I'm taller than the kid bro
Um before you hang it up
Yeah?
Do you like spiders?
No
You know I don't like spiders
Oh no
Okay
No no no I was just wondering
Alright we'll have fun
What why are you asking me this?
No I was just wondering because I think they're really interesting animals
You're such a fucking liar
You wouldn't ask me that
You wouldn't ask me that
You know that I'm the scared of spiders
You know I've
Oh, I've literally had... but I've literally had bad attacks around you because of spiders.
Well? Do you have an IRL med injection?
Oh, God! Is it the... Oh, God! Oh, God!
Are you scary? Are you scary?
Is it a giant spider?
No, no, no, no, no. You'll be okay. I won't spoil the surprise for you.
Please tell me if there's a giant spider
I mean you don't tell me you don't care about you know
There is a rather large spider one point. Is it like a half human half spider is it full spider?
Is it like a hundred percent spider?
I'd say like a hundred percent
So like it looks like a spider
like it's not even like a tarantula even no it's not like the Elden Ring sexy woman
spider
tarantula?
yeah I'd say like a tarantula
I don't think I'm going to quit
but don't worry it's a horror game
yeah but just because it's a horror game doesn't mean that I like spiders
Okay. Well, well, don't worry about that because you have bigger problems, a child on your hands.
Oh God, this is the scariest problem of all.
It is honestly scarier than any spider.
Oh God, what am I going to do with this thing?
Is it? Okay, question as well. What is scarier, one really large spider or a bunch of small one?
I think a bunch of small spiders are scarier than one big spider.
well you'll get to find out any way and decide for yourself so there's there's a
bunch of small spiders
Maybe.
Connor, no, don't say maybe, say yes or no.
Maybe.
No, you have to say yes or no, don't say maybe.
Maybe.
Why are you so mean?
Maybe there is.
Why are you so mean?
No.
Why are you so mean to me?
Maybe there is.
Maybe there is a little, a couple of little spiders.
Not that many though.
How many?
And, and maybe.
maybe what the fuck why are you Leon are you the other are you grace
um um um you know I don't hospital story you need to tell me if you are Leon
or Grace when you encounter the spiders Leon Leon you're Leon luckily
So you'll be fine okay well um yeah well that kid you don't need your help so you should help the kid
you got this yeah yeah I'll watch I'll put you on my second mother's I can see
you know I'll keep an eye out so spoiling I'm not spoiling I'm not
Okay, I guess. Bye. Alright, good luck. Alright, bye.
I think I got all the other guys I don't know if I did though I
Wait, did I save?
Did I save?
Child, sit down.
Sit down, child.
I'm saving one more time.
Give the child to the spiders.
Trade her for our life.
Alright, I know you just sat down on the couch,
but now you gotta get up again.
Come on.
Come on, child.
Sorry, I'm sorry I got you up on the couch. Sorry.
Run, run little child.
Come with me, come with me, come with me.
I want to-
We have to keep together.
They son of a bitch. Psychotic motherfucker.
He does know I have to style him!
He knows I have this child!
Oh my god, I'm so scared, I don't want to keep this kid safe, oh no, help, help, guys,
Guys, what do I do?
How do I keep this good safe?
How do I keep this good safe?
Oh god, I gotta put her back down.
I gotta kill that thing.
Oh, I'm gonna reload.
I'm not going down there.
Bring the couch.
You know, if I could just put her on a chair,
I think this would like help so much.
Where's the next save room, uh...
One child.
What?!
What?
You have got to be kidding me!
There is no way!
What?
Stay there.
It's random?
It's fucking random?
It's fucking random?
Who are so fucked?
I can't believe it's random bro, it's so stupid.
Is it when I hold her?
Should I activate them?
I have to keep it together.
Keep it together, my dear.
Stop!
There ain't no fucking way this guy fucking turned right now.
Are you fucking for real?
Oh my god.
Still trapped.
I hate this. I don't like these types of things.
What am I going to do? I have four of these and five of these.
O'Connor said that we're going to be locked in that room and they're going to attack.
What do we do it's literally random holy shit
Did he just book it to the room?
Did he just run to the room, Barry?
What if that guy is in there?
Oh, all right, if we die, we die.
I'm gonna feel bad cause I have this kid in my possession.
Ah, hey, these things!
Um...
Oh my dear.
Does that POW world?
Ha ha ha!
I can't believe this.
I have to keep it together.
This guy's gonna pop at any moment.
I'm here!
We're close now.
Run! Run!
What the?
They opened that?
Thank God.
Here it is. Holy shit, okay.
Thank goodness. Do you think you can read it?
I can try.
It's like a giant puzzle box.
Oh, here we go.
Stay here on me.
You handle this.
Cat, big bullets or normal bullets?
I
Holy shit, I had to rope.
Holy fuck.
Gary.
Oof.
Goodness.
Head pop.
We have 27 bullets so it's fine from now.
Is there another one?
Grace?
I did it!
Nice.
You did it, Emily.
Come here.
No, did it, Emily!
Emily, you did it!
I found this.
Aww.
Well done, Emily. Thank you.
AHHHH!
Wait!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
I thought that thing was dead.
Wait, what about the puzzle thing?
That's what I wanted.
I don't...
And guys, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I wanted the puzzle.
Erm, mouse. I think Emily is four foot ten considering, like you, her feet dangle off the couch and she barely clears eye height over a table, just thought you would like to know.
No. I have to go down there?
Stop.
Ain't no fucking way I have to go back down there.
Guys, do you think it's safe? Do you think I have to go back and save her or am I fine?
Oh my god.
This is all my fault.
I can't just leave her.
I mean you can but.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Holy shit, Leon please.
Is it Leon's turn?
Please?
Is it Leon's turn now please?
Oh thank god.
Oh thank god, oh thank god.
Leon Kennedy.
October 9th.
It's 4.40 am.
He should be in bed.
My boy.
My boy needs to be in bed.
Why are you here?
Oh my god, he's so hot.
He's just so hot.
Is it for me?
Oh my god he's so hot. He's just so hot.
Is it for me?
No.
For me.
Or for her.
Look at him.
You can't talk.
Look at him. He's so hot.
Oh, we can begin your treatment treatment solid truth. I hope
Her and invest again
Well, that's the game
What do you want to know?
Is this where I conduct my research
Yes. We searched this, baby.
What the fuck?
Look at his rings. Give me that.
You can't handle this, Wage.
The answer's to your disease here.
Ew! Stop stroking him!
Don't touch him, you creep!
Yeah, you know what I do, I'm a question, when's the last time you brush your teeth?
Bro, I already know people are gonna mod the fuck out of this game, they're gonna make
I'm naked.
They're gonna want them naked, bro.
I already know.
I see it already.
You...
I am ignorant for...
AHHHHHH NOOO HOW DARE YOU!
Do you believe in human-
Yeah, we didn't even play in shadow games so much
we were like five years in the film.
I have devoted my life to studying it
while you have devoted your life to failure.
Holy shit! Let's go!
You're a dead man walking!
No! Oh my god, if he dies, I will.
They can hear me.
Leon, I've been trying to reach you.
Sorry, I was a little tied up.
Did you go to Asfor?
The floor plan? Yeah, sending it now.
I'm gonna talk with Victor.
Oh shit.
He is batshit crazy.
I'm gonna make my way to his office.
Aw, it's so hot.
I'm glad that FBI agent caught away.
FBI?
Yeah, race Ashcroft.
Victor kidnapped her.
I don't know. I don't intend to find out.
I don't intend to find out.
Oh my god.
I don't intend to find out.
Holy shit, there's so much blood on here.
I don't intend to find out.
Well, he has the shrimpiest posture I have ever seen in my life.
Shrimp.
Excuse me?
It's been gaming way too much.
Hang on, Emma.
Oh my god! So much inventory space! Holy shit!
My goodness!
Gracious!
What is this?
Increases precision and critical hit rate.
Nice.
Big storage, big cop.
You know what I mean?
Oh wait
Not yet
Also, here
safety suppression medical records Thomas K. Jackson
Irregular eating patterns after surgical procedures of breasts the safety safety
H-H-H-E?
Enter of the brain?
The subject experienced an increase in appetite and weight gain.
He began to adjust everything he could get his hands on, including infusion pumps and pacemakers.
Oh my god, was that that fat guy?
He ate pacemakers!
An infusion pump! Stay away from my pump!
Stay away from my pump, motherfucker!
Timothy K. Jackson, Timothy B. Jackson, a real eating pattern, exhibits the same symptoms
as his brother with a particularly strong fixation on human flesh, must be treated with extreme
caution as he becomes violently agitated if not constantly eating.
Which one is it?
Is he...
Which Thomas is it?
And why are they both named Thomas?
I'll be pretty mad at my parents if I had a twin and they named us both Thomas
Oh my son Thomas
Oh, I should mind you the attic from...
I'm sorry, what?
What?
My what?
Okay, well we found the other brother.
Yeah, we skipped.
What the fuck? What do we do with that? Like...
He's going to eat my ass!
He's going to eat my ass!
He's going to eat my ass!
Hello.
Hello.
Don't knock it before you try it.
Fuck, give him a Snickers bar.
Nope.
Oh god, let's go, maybe if we could run past them, I don't know.
I mean Leon can't run.
I know, I want to call Connor for advice.
Surely he knows what to do.
Surely he knows what to do.
Of course, of course.
He knows what to do.
Of course.
He's not going to answer, he's not going to answer, he's not going to answer, only call
for spiders?
No.
Oh well, he's not going to answer, never mind.
picking up shut up like that
Call me right away
Hello
How's it going?
Hello? It's going
I think I need your help again. What's up?
Okay, what's up? What do you help with?
So
What do I do about that guy?
What would what guy a big guy?
Okay, okay, let me have a look this car. Let me have a look this car. I have you on my side
You should only get past the big guys at the problem
Oh, oh yours Leon right now
Okay
You would you like advice on how to handle him? Yeah, because it looks like he's eating somebody out right now
And I don't want to disturb him
You have to tell it that's that's the intention because you there's a shotgun
Beneath him, however, it will not provide you with enough bullets
To defeat him so there's two things you need to do to get enough ammo
Yeah, right underneath him
If you run up to him and grab it, and that'll start the fight.
In the room that he's blocking is a room with a paint bullet.
And there's a wall. Like before you get to him, I guess you're right behind you, right now, I guess.
Aw.
Did you press X?
Yeah, I know there's bullets in here. I picked them up.
There's bullets in a shit behind the world, too.
Yeah, but there's there's another area too. Yeah, and you can like he'll like run into the walls and like break it open
So you need to basically absolutely kick the living shit out of him keeps shooting them
Yeah, just shoot it shoot the living shit out of him and occasionally he'll fall down
But most importantly you're gonna get the bullets behind him. He's he's kind of blocking a room right now
So shoot him in the face and then hit him with the axe, you know, get some frigate real in there get in there
I found three shotgun shells.
That's good.
Yeah, you want more.
You're gonna need like 20.
To kill him?
Uh, something like that.
It's close quite a lot.
And you also have your pistol?
And he gets stuck in doors.
He's dumb.
Are you serious?
Yeah, look, look, look.
Fight him.
You'll see what I mean.
I'm scared.
I don't want to.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
You got it.
I'm scared. I don't want to.
Go find him. Go find him.
He's scraping more. He's acting like he's a weekend or something.
If I didn't go, go show him balls, dude.
You're going to watch me fight him?
Yeah, I'm spending my credits right here.
I'm embarrassed. I don't want you to watch.
watch. Ah you'll beat him you'll beat him you'll beat him. If you're watching, will you
stay on calling me and hold my hand? Okay well you're gonna need both of those hands
to shoot at him. Don't hold my hand hold my ponytail. I'll push you back. I'll push
my back. Ponytail. I'll hold the Leon ponytail. What should I do? Should I shoot at
him from here and they can run out just just it ain't that deal should i run and get the shot
wait is the shotgun easy to get on ram yes super it won't stop until you get the shotgun
mm-hmm
Woo, bruh.
Woo, mama wabble!
What's up?
Come on, he's a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'll be a big boy
Hey, where do I find more bullets?
Oh, and here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. See you later, buddy.
Remember, fall down, kids, and then you'll stab me in the head and hatch your fingers.
Where are you?
I'm not making a free fucking barge.
Oh, no!
Come on, let me make that!
Where is he you got him he fall again
I need a weapon.
I need a weapon.
Need a shovel.
Oh
I'm not scared of him.
You're not scared of him?
You're not?
I'm sure that there's a head-stamp there.
Fuck this fucking thing.
Oh fuck, he hit me.
Oh my god, that's so cool, are you kidding me?
Is he coming?
I think he's coming.
You know?
I don't know.
Let me show you what I'm talking about.
I don't know where he is.
Sorry.
Oh, I think he died.
I think he died.
And he left me a hand grenade.
Yeah, look.
He's dead.
I did, I did. You helped me. You gave me courage.
Easy, easy. Hey, you're welcome. All the days work.
Oh my gosh, go ahead and head.
Oh no, okay. I'll leave you so you won't die.
Oh no okay I'll leave you so you won't die what I'll leave you so you won't die
unless you don't want me to leave I will die don't die I believe you're the
best you can always call me if you need any more help I'm right here pull me
anytime I got you always need extra help all the time I will the next time
Let me get stuck, you can call me, okay?
Okay.
Oh no, I'll pick up.
Okay, promise?
Alright, good luck, you got this, alright?
Okay.
Promise, promise, always promise.
Okay, bye bye.
Bye bye.
Ugh!
Bro, this guy's crazy!
Perjus, booboo girl, perjus, booboo, die!
Unless we're gonna promise, you will never forget the promise.
I make sure that all shotgun, shotgun shells, is there a way in there?
No?
Okay.
He totally exploded and he left me a grenade.
Wow, we're a nice thoughtful man.
Double-dead.
Thank you for the good insult.
Let me two grenades, not just one grenade, let me two grenades.
What a thoughtful, what a thoughtful man.
Oh shit.
Oh, shit.
Leon, you can open this with an axe!
Compensator.
A custom part for the alligator snapper.
Reduces muzzle rise.
When tilted, the barrel looks like an open mouth with beard fangs.
Attach parts.
For the security manager, I put the disgust item in the safe and moved it to a discrete location.
location in the basement away from wondering eyes the code is right 60 left 40 right 80
let's see
well
What the fuck am I?
What is this place?
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh.
I think I lost the shotgun shales.
Let me down.
There's blood everywhere.
Oh, I'm in this room!
Now I'll go down.
Now Leon Redden is like...
DUN DUN DUN! I can't believe it!
DUN DUN DUN! DUN DUN DUN!
I can't believe it!
What?
The news hires showed promise at the dinner meeting last month.
They have his clearance bumped up to level, bumped up a level and get him set up to work
on the project.
Send the current researcher for processing while you're at it.
Wow.
Can you believe it? I'm in here now as Leon.
Leon.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
Hey, ass hat. I heard you lost the pantry key again.
Mr. Big Shot Chef made me crawl around the filthy fucking floors to find it.
I finally found it in a puddle of grease along with a dead rat the size of a dog and gave it back to the chef
You fucking owe me
What the fuck
Bro
Let's go get that other work thing over here
Oh my god, these guys...
The office should be upstairs.
Yeah, we'll go upstairs in just a minute.
Now he knows about Grace.
Where is it?
I hear it.
A bubble head.
Is it inside here?
It is.
I knew it.
He's off, he should be upstairs.
Oh, he went upstairs, upstairs, oh my god, I was scared.
I was scared myself.
I'm scared.
Alright.
Rargh!
I can't, I can't open it?
And I can't save?
This is not for me!
Well that sucks.
Am I not allowed to save as Leon?
What's up balls you don't can't use a typewriter he never learned
You look at me look at me
All right, let's get these two other things here and then we'll go upstairs to the office.
One thing after another.
I bought the...
Yolk!
And the puncher, there's one.
What is that?
A charm for any gun increases firepower.
I'm going to clip a charm to your weapon.
Oh, shit.
What weapon should we put it on?
Should we put it on the handgun or the shotgun?
Oh, God.
Uh...
Put it on the shelf. Hang on.
Alright. Uh, the next one is in...
We have to go into the fitting room. So we go up the kitchen. Okay.
We gotta go to the dining room.
There's so much blood.
wrong way.
As I find an AR full video game and you're only 2.5 hours in, I don't give a fuck.
I think, the way I play, even though it's slow, is fun.
And entertaining.
And I'm funny.
And if you don't like it, you can stop watching.
What the fuck?
Do I have everything now?
Alright, we're going upstairs.
How do we get up there?
Oh, from this place.
Okay, we're going the right way.
Oh god, here we go.
Oh, it's that guy that's in the hallway, in the stairwell.
This dude, we never dealt with him.
Hey buddy.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He's crazy!
Ugh.
Having those moments where it's like it's not that scary cuz you're using me on
Where's that mean
What the fuck
I think I wasted this shotgun.
What the fuck was that?
Why did he have a bomb?
Excuse me?
Why did he have a f**king bomb?
Oh my god!
Living bomb!
Well what time is it?
Sh** I don't think I'm there.
Hold up.
What about the pumpkin soon?
Oh pumpkin soon bro!
You forgot to take your meds? No! No! No! Oh no! Take your meds quick! Holy shit, when
When did we hit 30?
Fuck.
When did we hit 30 in Argentina?
Why do you have to say 35 minutes ago and hit me with that XD face?
I swear to God.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you, bro?
Oh, this was the door that we wanted to break into.
My axe is about to die.
Stacked hand grenade?
Double the grenades, double the explosion. What?
Oh, please, thank you so much for the gift yourself, thanks.
Holy shit!
What a fucking shame.
bullshit show
oh my god
someone's having fun here bro they had a crazy party
crazy fucking party
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Come on.
He's strong as fuck!
Holy shit, he was strong as fuck!
Oh no, did another one turn?
Oh
Oh my god! Oh my god!
FIGHT!
Oh, shit!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, what the fuck? These were like super ones!
I'm fine.
Bro, stack grenades?
Holy shit.
This is a good thing I combined them.
Burst their heads if you want to survive.
Okay, well I should have read that before.
Thanks for telling me.
Gulp.
Thanks.
Oh my god.
I don't trust anybody.
Not the book. This place is a fucking mess!
Bro!
There's another axe?
What?
I could have had a second axe.
Oh brother.
This stinks.
Let me open the door!
Oh boy.
All right, that's a secret, a secret, uh, a secret thing, huh?
Oh
Oh my god, he's so tired of him
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Oh my god, bro.
Whoa!
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm trying my best, man.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm trying my best, man.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm trying my best, men!
Oh
Oh my god, please.
That's my cardio fluid.
Just in time, just in time.
Oh poor Leon, I'm so sorry bro.
Holy shit.
I'm so sorry man, oh god.
Oh my god.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, man, Leon.
Pretty sure I found Victor's private office.
Nice work. Lock it up. Bag it up. He's so hot.
Uh, that's not how you type on a keyboard. No wonder he can't use a typewriter.
There you go. I have the IP address. Just give me a minute.
And...
I'm in.
Okay, hit me.
Who is this?
T-Virus is in the body mutates.
Uh-oh.
Sherry.
You're killing me.
Sherry.
Sherry!
I found some information about our illness.
I can't believe it!
Confirm a T-virus infection.
Oh.
Oh no.
We're in- Oh my god, he's infected!
With the T-virus?
Well hey.
At least we're in together, right?
Wait, they're both infected!
Alright, here we go.
Oh no.
Help us.
Grace.
Grace.
Where's she gonna do this?
Oh my god, his fucking beard stubble.
His beard stubble.
Grrrr!
Dude!
I'm um, I'm um.
What?
Ew! What is this?
Eeww! I hate this!
Is this a spider?
Oh, no.
Hang on, hang on.
Is this a spider stuff?
Oh, god.
I-
I don't...
I don't think I can do this.
Everyone's dead. The plan went to shit. I'm the only one left in this godforsaking place. I tried to escape, but what's the point?
I can still see my colleagues being eaten alive, like an endless loop playing over and over in my head.
Let it stop, please!
Staff members, last words.
Don't lose your head.
Hey.
Of course I have to go down that creepy ass hallway.
Why is this under the hospital?
What the fuck?
An elevator that goes to the first floor.
What the fuck?
An elevator that goes to the first floor.
Oh god.
Should I tap him?
I saved it.
Thank you so much for the gifts.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Arb Toss.
Thank you.
Nubis.
And thank you.
The pumpkin is beginning.
I'm alright, I'm pumpkin-ing, I'm pumpkin-ing.
Oh my god.
That guy that-
What the fuck?
Oh.
I was going to say to all employees, the girl is currently occupying the basement.
We plan to corner her by taking advantage of the subject's intolerance to light and will
place high intensity ultraviolet lamps throughout the area.
Once this is complete, we will begin the operation to eliminate the subject.
Prepare your weapons and be on standby.
What?
What do they mean by the girl?
What do they mean by that?
Where is that Amulia?
Amulia...
Is it Amulia or is it somebody else?
Is it the other girl?
Hmm.
Everyone's getting their bags, yeah we need one more coin but it's not like we could
use it anyway because we're not gonna be there. What was that for anyway? It was for like a manual.
Chronic Care Center. That's what it's called. Oh wait, this whole place is the Chronic Care Center
security room. Oh food! Give me some.
You think she's been holding in her pee this whole time?
She's just letting it fly.
I didn't think she's been yee-e-e-e-e-e-ing all the inter-peas this whole fucking time,
bro.
guess what's been going on?
do you think?
why is Leon so fucking hot?
he's so fucking hot
I'm debating well I saved so I saved so
What the fuck? I can't see shit in here.
Why do I hear goblins?
Why are your goblins warm?
Thank you so much for the raid Pete
I hope-
AHH!
I'm- I'm jump scared by a cutscene.
I'm jump scared by a cutscene!
Oh no.
Emily!
How far did you go to get into the game, did you beat the game?
Emily!
Did you beat it?
No!
What the fuck?
The collect thing.
Did you beat it?
No!
What the fuck?
The collects thing.
Green?
Help!
You gotta insert the three joint plugs and pull the left lever if you're crazy enough to open the cells.
The joint plugs are currently being used to power other areas. I've marked their locations on the map.
removing them will cut off the electricity, so you better be extra sure before you start messing around with them, oh my god.
There is no way, there is no way in hell that my brain is gonna understand this right now.
No fucking way.
What if we just leave?
Yeah, what if we just leave?
How about that?
What if we just leave?
I should know certain these days.
Wait.
Process the inspection holding cells.
What?
Guys?
He's fucking gobbling, stop!
Wait, yeah, Pete, did you play the game?
Nope. How far did he get?
Is it 40 minutes ahead? Oh, so is it 40 minutes ahead of me?
They make it to the spare part?
Wait two hours for you.
I'm not gonna lie my meds are kicking in.
What was I doing?
Huh?
What was I doing?
I can help
Help me
What the fuck is this room?
Push all this in
Little cock-a-rooom
Wait
I like blurns black blurrn do you like blurrn
You like blur?
Blast Blast!
Not really.
I could have made bullets, but I decided not to.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
Is the mask on classic mode too? Fuck no.
You crazy?
Why, so I can't have the added stress of saving?
Hell fuck no.
Do I look psychotic?
Do I look like a psychopath?
I'm doing this entire stream nothing just staring blank blankly at this at the screen.
I've just been staring in silence that's what we've been doing for 14 hours and the screen
for 14 hours
Where I was doing
But I'm trying I'm trying to think if I have enough brain to do this fuse thing
So do the joint plugs thing I'm trying to think if I have enough brain if my brain
Is okay
Let's just take a look at the souls.
I'm afraid of all these guys.
I hate the fact that these guys can get back up.
I hate it.
This sucks.
You can get it up for you.
Are they getting it up for you?
Is that what you want like?
Do you like that?
Do you like it?
Nice sitting.
I'm running down
We're actually done
Bro, shut the fuck up man, please
This one doesn't have stuff
This one doesn't have stuff, but it has a guy
This one has M or me
This one has a guy, but there's no stuff in it
in it. This one has an old guy. This has no one in it.
Good for me.
Hey mouse is wearing a censored peat- wait what do you mean censored?
Censored?
What do you mean censored?
Peat played censored version?
I can't censor it how so how is it censored?
He is playing the Japanese version okay, so what the brain is just black
They censored the gore in the Japanese version
Oh wait is Connor playing the Japanese version too
But that's the whole game. But the whole game is gory.
Huh? That's so confusing.
It's like a black void.
When the girl eats Grace's head, it shows the body with the headless blood?
It shows nothing?
Oh, so I was correct.
That big old lady thing, that's the other little girl, isn't it?
I fucking knew it.
I fucking knew it.
I knew it wasn't an old grandma.
I knew it.
It's though their little girl.
She just grew very big because of the T-virus.
Damn, how big did she get, cause like that pole in her cell is so small.
She must have been like eating through the walls.
through the walls and became a big, freaky monster.
Uh, should I make Hang on ammo or should I make the injector?
What do you think?
I don't know.
I have 5 injectors.
Maybe more amulitis for now.
I have a lot of amulitis.
I know that she's going to get crazy.
God
Animo bullets
Animo bullets
But you holding up well, uh
uh
i am
my brain is off officially it's it's officially turning off
So we're finished walking, and no, we're finished, we're doing Resident Evil today, but I will
be back on tonight.
um so tonight uh an impromptu tarot card reading session with michi tonight um yeah
uh didn't expect that to happen but here we are that's happening tonight
and then we're gonna play uh roadside research with michi auri and curl and then after that um
depending on how we feel we can either keep on playing Resident Evil or we could
play more Walking Dead or we could do something else you never know but I'm more inclined to do
either Resident Evil or finish Walking Dead
Bruheria
yeah and then Saturday we're playing games with Monkey and then Sunday I
I think we might be playing games with Nianna on Sunday.
I gotta double check.
I gotta double check and ask her.
And then I asked Hanya if she wanted to play the golf game, so I'm scheduled.
I'm gonna see when we could schedule that for next week.
Maybe Monday.
So, maybe Monday.
You got me to like walking dead brawl.
I love walking dead too! We have something in common! I like walking dead too!
And lots of fun collabs!
Fuck man, I want to keep on playing, but my brain is like...
I'm so like... dead.
I'm so dead, bro.
brain like I don't even feel I feel like I won't even have reaction time
hey buddy good to see you man
Oh, I popped his head!
Nice!
May at least set this up.
Alright, bro.
Nothing in here.
oh wait if you turn that down what happens okay wait let me see he's like
I killed that guy
There's definitely more than zombies, bro
These are black out people
Who fucking
These are tea writers people tea writers doesn't fuck around
You know what I mean
You see okay with monkey and mouse if mouse is on his times in Australia there's two
hours difference ahead of and when we have David saving time but during a
winter it's only an hour you know it's crazy me and Connor like so we you know
we hang out and we talk a lot but then during this time because we hang out we
talk a lot we have a full day and an hour ahead so he's a full day and an
hour ahead of me right but during these times like after early Christmas and
stuff he's a full day in two hours ahead of me so it always throws us off
when we're gonna do like collabs and stuff cuz it's like oh yeah at this time
and I'm like don't forget you're too you're a full day in two hours ahead of me now
I'm not supposed to understand this, I feel like...
Maybe someday we'll finally drop...
Bro, I wish bro.
I fucking hate daylight savings. Can we like stop this shit bro? Can we stop daylight savings?
Come on guys, can we like stop this?
Oh, Monkey is in the future!
Yeah!
Yeah!
So wait, if I take this out...
Did all of these cells open?
I only have one way to find out right now.
No good.
I'm over.
Oh my god.
I
Know way bro
What
Is that always close oh my lot I'm too tired
Well, at least I got that over with.
I don't know if I'm more boss than P. I do know why.
I mean I just figured big gun exploding of course I could, I could shoot her, why not?
Is she gonna come out every so often?
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
I'm not gonna lie, the second I saw her jump out I was gonna close the game.
Oh no, she's definitely not done.
So what?
What do I do with this?
like a component used to connect electrical circuits. It can provide power when inserted
into an electrical socket.
God.
I need to put all of them into the main spot.
Look at it, it's ass, but loose.
Who's ass are we talking about, eh?
Who's ass are we talking?
Who's ass are we talking?
I mean, might as well make these, huh?
Why not?
Am I?
Oh I can't.
I need way more. Oh, I need- Oh, okay. Never mind, I can't.
Wait, what?
If I have 120, I can make these? Oh my god. What the- Oh, that's what the coins were for!
The coins! The coins were to increase the capacity of this.
Oh my god.
My line.
What is this gonna open? Oh no.
Let's open this with this guy.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You called me garbage, you're an asshole.
What a dickhead.
What is?
Oh, this opens this.
And what opens this?
Huh?
Was it open all of these?
Thank you for the raid, I hope they're a great stream.
Pull up.
Oh Jesus.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I like this room.
I hate it.
You can now craft Molotov Cocktail.
Thanks.
Thanks so much.
Prusulated.
What?
B. I don't have K. Oh god, these guys are gonna wake up. I'm going to die. They will
Oh, die.
What the fuck?
Oh, Jesus.
I'm scared.
I'm a scared woman.
No, don't die.
You can't tell me what to do.
You can't tell me what to do.
Okay, give up then. No! Don't tell me what to do!
What the fuck?
How do I get in here?
You don't have a head.
You don't have a head.
Uh oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Boop.
Boop.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
It doesn't stay open if I turn it off.
I
Don't want
Oh
Again
I need to do something with that.
Is there anything in here?
I'm scared.
Gary, my brain won't...
electricity, he'll try it
eat cocoa
i know it doesn't
nice try
nice try buddy
nice try buckaroo
Nice tribe, Bucco.
Guys, I think I'm gonna... I think...
I think...
I think I need to sit down and marinate my brain before we do the rest of this puzzle.
Don't forget that this is where we are.
A lot of them live 14 hours I'm streaming tonight. Yes, it's an
I am streaming tonight, you're that bright I am.
Show you that bright I am.
That's my brain.
It has been pumping.
Oh, my microphone just fell.
What the fuck?
Well, my brain has been pumpkin my microphone is falling
You know what time it is it's not for me to go to bed
Guys, thanks for hanging out with me today. Thanks for spending time with me. Thanks for spending 14 hours of your day with me
And I'll be back tonight
For more fun Friday night
Hang out with me Friday night
I'll see you guys later
Bye-bye!
Let's raid Monkey!
He's still playing!
I bet you'll finish the game today!
Oh!
Run! Run! Run!
Run! Run! Run! Run!
Not...
He's gonna be anymore.
He's seeded out.
Well...
All right, guys!
Bye!
I love you!