ironmouse
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02-28-2026 · 12h 13m
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I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that, but I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that, but I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that.
Baby I can't breathe, girl 1, 2, 3, follow me, I'm teasing
Didn't know you were demon now, say you wanna get even
Well, I hard to please you, only you keep it
Tell me what's your stickin' on
Honest, modest, you really got it
I'm not bothered, haunted, haunted
Honest, modest, you really got it
I'm not bothered, haunted
You got me like, I'm not
I'm not, I'm not
I'm not, I'm not
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my
I got a thing for your roommate
No way I'll fail when you could answer it
Oh my, oh my, oh my
Baby I can't sleep
I'm an energetic if I ought to make this evening
Can you feel the heat right now?
I just want to find meaning
Cause I was too sure and I want to tell you my feelings
I can tell you my secrets now
Smell on this, on this, you really got it
I'm not on it, on it, I want it
On this, on this, you really got it
I'm not on it, on it
You got me like I'm on it, on it, on it
On my, on my, on my, on my, on my
I got a thing for you only
It's alright, alright, alright, alright Baby I'm a little kid that's on my mind
But tell me you know we gon' take it to the night
Now what's the baby, let me draw what you tonight
We can move it to anywhere you would like
It's one too bad, if it's a trial baby put me under that
Like the way that you can shake it pretty
Can I show that I'm your little one again
You got me like, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my
I gotta think for your romance
The way I feel when you go dance
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh my
You got me like, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my
I gotta think for your romance
Let's live, live, live, go dance
All night, all night, all night
That's why you stay here, that's the new lane
Just see how that's going
Go to two, one of lanes
Go, baby, go to the same
Your body will set up, kiss me with a wish
Reach in four, it's getting hot
Don't bite the buzzer, but this guy just doesn't care
3, 3, 4, 5, yes, I'm the stereo to this fan
Straight clear, good as the trigger path
I'm still in love, the sky is so thick, the air is too hot
Love did you do so
The things I won't mention, but I have the talent
I'm fine, I won't do anything again
To get you to notice
There's always some authority, if that's what it takes
To know really I've got a person to wear on our next game
And you're as weird as a whole future, I'm like a pet
But I swear I'm just the surface, this is it all
Oh my god, it's working turns out this much I'm a gon'
You think I'm so proud? Oh god, is this what I've begun?
I'm losing all my language since one day I have no power
This way of rubbing a tap of earth is dangerous
Baby, please don't ask if you just act
I'm eating out of the sky, there's a big difference
You have nothing to eat, there's a whole thing
I won't mess with the habitat
We're all safe, right? That's why we're in hell.
In hell.
Hell.
Hell.
Hell.
Hell.
Hell.
Hell.
Hell.
Hell.
Hell.
Hell.
Hell, quite the fall you fell
Rules you play by safe, but they won't help
Help, be honest with yourself
Hit me, hit me with a bit of luck, baby
Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel it burn
Always, always, your risk that is us, baby
I should put the best, cause we are the best
What is the point in lying? It's not like you aren't trying
It makes you sad to hide the feeling so trapped
Get a real background
Look at what's in there
Don't waste your life away
Be right the rest
I am the centerpiece
My love breaks into pieces
Turns up when you're at my feet
Love me red and I take you free
Be your my field of fate
Why not a sweet release?
My love for girls not discreet
Honest you don't deserve specialty
Happy, happy with a bit of love, baby
Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel it burn
Oh please, oh please, you're as bad as us, baby
I should pop a burst, cause I can't love the world
You, immediate the sentence in us, on same coin, send the decisions
You go, follow the leader, go stay where you can see us
Our nations, their nations, they're chasing heels now
You're tired of trying, be who you know you are
We're all saints, right? That's why we're in hell
I was the light to your soul
Let's not waste time, we're too dear to dwell
Hey, I'll make you undying
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, with a bit of love, baby
Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel it burn
Oh please, oh please, your aesthetic sucks, baby
Let your battle burst, cause I feel it burn
Hurt me, hurt me, oh, my feelings are me
Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel it burn
Oh please, oh please, oh, my feelings are me
Let your battle burst, cause I feel it burn
Bull.
Guys.
I have something to say.
This is very important.
Now you're going to listen to what I have to say.
But I didn't know that I could hold my phone horizontal to track my face for YouTube Studio.
this time I thought it had to be vertical it can be horizontal this whole time
what the fuck man I feel so dumb I feel so I did not know this I can't know
this at all this whole time my fucking phone has been up in my face
Vertical!
You tell me I can put a horizontal down below and it doesn't block any portion of my screen?
What the fuck?
It's a game changer, I tell you. A game changer technology. Thank you, Kason.
Thank you so much, K-San, for changing my life and bringing me this boy.
The joy of having my phone down, down, down, down.
Also, my parents are trying to cook me alive.
Newsflash, my parents are trying to cook me alive.
I woke up and I was sweating and I'm like why am I sweating bro? Why am I sweating?
Why am I sweating? Dude my house! The house is hot as shit in here and I'm like why am I
fucking sweating? My parents fucking had the AC off! The heat! The heat was on! And I'm like what is this?
What are you doing? I'm gonna fucking die!
And then my mom was like, my mom was like, oh, it's hot?
I had no idea.
And I'm like, hello?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
You had no idea it was hot.
It was hot as shit in here.
I'm fucking fried ratatouille.
I'm grilled rat.
World Ratatouille, that's me!
Bro, it was so hot!
I was literally sticking to myself!
I woke up and I'm like, oh my god, why am I so fucking hot?
I'm like, what the fuck?
And dumbass me, dumbass me, dumbass me, like...
I mean, I don't anticipate this stuff, I didn't have no fans on or anything, so I'm like...
Oh my god, it's so hot in here!
And then I was like I didn't know I'm sorry she was like well it's your house you can do whatever you want
I'm like I I would rather not die
You know what I want to not suffocate and die from heat
That's what I want to do
That I didn't notice it's fine for me and I'm like
It's fine for you
How was this fine?
This is not fine!
This is not fine! This is not fine! This is not fine! This is not fine, guys!
I was afraid right at the toy!
I got roasted all!
Bro, it baked me!
What is a comfortable temperature?
I like cold, okay? I like cold. Everything below 69...
67?
I like cold but that's because like I'm used to being in a hospital so like it's cold in there you know what I mean?
It's cold in there. It's cold in there. Cold is good. I like cold. You wonder why I like cold?
Because you can put on a sweater. You can put on a sweater.
This sub-anniversary needs TTS, 60 months.
That's 5 years with a VTuber who introduced me to VTubers and my very favorite, Gremo-Lyn.
Love you, Mousy. Thank you for being so entertaining and sharing yourself with us.
Iron Mouse, love.
You can put a sweatnet on, you can put a yakket on, you can put a blanket on,
but you can't take off your skin.
You can put it on, but you can't take off your skin.
That's why I like cold.
Cause you can layer on, but you can't take your skin off.
I mean you can, but...
Roasted mouse with rosemary and garlic butter.
I don't recommend you taking off your skin.
I don't recommend you taking off your skin.
I don't recommend that you take off your skin.
You should keep your skin on it's very important
Your skin is important, and it should be on your body
Keep your skin on your frame
Nigel skin this always
And moisturize yes moisturizer I
I brushed my teeth, I washed my face, I brushed my hair, I had to take a shower because I'm
sweaty as fuck, I had to take a fucking shower, that's why I was so late because I had to
take a fucking shower. I'm damnit. I'm so fucking late. I had to take a damn shower, man. Because
I woke up sweaty as hell. I don't know what it's like. What is this? Why am I in a sauna?
Why am I in a sauna?
I live in Wisconsin and for good reason. You can always put on more layers. But you can only take off so much without getting a misdemeanor.
Miss Domino cover those nipples up man cover your nips up cover up your nipples
Quickly to the pasty store.
Go past- paste on your- paste your nipples on.
I just- the nipples- free the boobs.
I- don't free your boobs.
Eat them covered.
Don't get in trouble now.
Hey, where's my thing?
Where's my thing?
Don't stop me, thing.
Where's my thing?
Don't stop me, thing.
I lost my thing.
My pen is missing.
Aww.
Guys, today I woke up to a fright.
I woke up to a fright.
I woke up to a fright today.
You wanna hear my fright?
What happened?
I'm making grandma. What the fuck?
Seeing my mom naked? That's not a fright.
That's not a fright to see my mom naked.
Naked, huh?
Well, I had to help my mom take a shower the other day
because she's getting old. She's getting old, so I had to help her.
Just like she helped me, and now it's my turn to help.
to help. She helped me and now it's time for me to help her because I have the
strength to help now. I have the strength to help my mom now so I help. She helped me
and now I help her.
You know, parents get older every year.
You need to get...what?
Do I need a what?
I do feel like I am my parent's mom now.
I do I do I do
it is very strange when you do the roller-roaster it is very strange
it is it is it is
Well, you did buy a house, true.
I am, I am the, the, I mean, I don't, I, I don't consider this my house.
I'll always consider my mom's house.
Always consider my mom's house.
There's a stuff door now, stuff.
Yeah, I'm doing stuff.
I'm doing stuff to take care of my family.
I'm doing stuff.
I'm doing stuff to take care of my family.
No one ever talks about one day.
Did you see that they put buff up in a new Pokemon game?
They put buff in- Oh yeah, I saw the dog!
If I play that game, which I probably will not.
I will use that as my starter Pokemon because I'm gonna be honest. I did not I
Played the other Pokemon game the a to z the z a game and I did not I
Fucking listen I
I played for a week and that was it I
Played before a week and that was April
that game was not good that game was not good bro listen I'm just gonna be
honest if powerl can put out a great game why can't Pokemon put out a great
game you you tell me answer me that I know it's I know it's pretty harsh to
say but it can be done bro it can be done and I love power world I always I
take power breaks but I always get go back to power because I fucking love
power world did you also see the blue point wanted to remake bloodborne in 2025
and Sony said it was ok but from soft said no they would rather no one else
Let's touch it.
And it breaks my heart.
Listen, okay, I get it, you don't have to give the Pokemon guns, okay, I get it.
But it's like, at least make a Pokemon game where the world feels alive.
Because that's what I didn't like about ZA or whatever the fuck.
The world felt dead!
It didn't feel alive!
It, like, you were running around, the NPCs didn't do shit.
You have to go to zones to get Pokemon and it was just, it felt so empty, it felt very
empty and I feel like that advertisement that they had where the kids are going into like
that haunted house and they find that fucking Vitrebell, whatever the fuck and it was scary
and spooky, false advertisement, I was so disappointed because that shit, that ad
was so good.
Can you imagine if they would have made like a spooky like adventure game catching Pokemon and it's scary and you're going around and graphics are that great and...
I would have been so much fun bro.
Imagine. Imagine! Imagine this!
It's a Pokemon game, but it's dedicated to nothing but like...
Nothing to ghost Pokemon and you're just like hunting ghost Pokemon.
It's like a ghost Pokemon hunting game.
It's a ghost Pokemon hunting game.
All these Pokemon are trapped in this abandoned like a, they're trapped in an abandoned like
hospital or an abandoned, some sort of abandoned structure and you have to release and free
all the ghost Pokemon and save the ghost Pokemon.
Oh, Trappin' Lavender Town? Oh my God, it's like Silent Hill, but Ghost Pokemon Town.
That'll be pretty cool.
I don't know. We'll see how this game goes, but I hope it's better than ZA because that game was not good.
It was very disappointing.
I played for a week and then I never touched it again.
I played for a week and I never touched it again.
Okamon Zawzaw.
What about the DLC?
How much was the DLC again?
Uh, what?
Expensive.
Brother by Iron Mouse merch.
I mean, I enjoyed it for a week.
I enjoyed it for a week.
You know what I did enjoy?
The fashion, the fashions were pretty cool and they were still limited fashions, but
The fashions are pretty cute.
They're bringing fire red and leaf green to Nintendo Switch.
Oh yeah?
They're bringing fire red and leaf green to Nintendo Switch?
How much do you gotta pay for that?
Surely it will be.
Uh, reasonable price?
Surely it will be a reasonable price, surely?
Shirley!
Shirley! It's a reasonable price for a game that came out in 2004.
That was a remake of a game that came out in the 90s.
Shirley!
Look at Shirley.
Hi, Shirley.
Wait, if you go on Google, and you Google Pokemon, you can catch Pokemon by searching for their names?
Uh-oh.
If you Google Pokemon, you can search for their names and catch Pokemon on Google.
Oh, that's cute. I didn't know you could do that.
better than what happens when you type in 6-7 into fucking Google.
$20 for a 20-plus year old ROM. That's gonna be a yikes for me dog.
Wait, have you tried it yet? Type in 6-7 into Google and see what happens.
They're not gonna like it.
The End
The End
The End
Why is that a thing?
I liked it- you liked it?!
Oh my fucking g-
Ha-ha-ha-
Why does it do that?!
I don't know!
It's just- it's just what it does!
I don't know! It's just what it does, bro!
I'm sorry to break it to him!
Sorry to show you!
I only played Pokemon Blue for a week too, but that's because that's how long it took
me to beat it.
Wow, you're a Pokemon pro.
You're a Pokemon pro.
You're a Pokemon pro.
I
Remember when like I
Don't remember what I was gonna say that but what the fuck was I gonna say holy shit? Oh
Dementia you're sitting in
Dementia dimension
So don't forget all of chat.
Today, today we're doing tarot reading and we're playing roadside research with the group
with Michi, Ari, and Kuro.
And then tomorrow, we got Games of Monkey and then Saturday, we're playing with Nian.
And then I think on Monday we might be playing with Hanyu, I'm not sure yet.
If it's not Monday then I have to see what she says.
Don't chat hop, I swear to God. Do not say anything. We're discussing this off-street.
We're never gonna finish the walking dead at this rate.
Linky do 82.
How?
Do you think I stream for 3 hours a day?
Pfft!
Do you think I stream 3-4 hours a day?
Oh, you blinky do.
Did you guys stream 3 hours a day?
I don't know if you've noticed, but these past few years my streams are like 10 plus
hours.
I think like Lili it's rare if it's less than 10.
I must be feeling really shitty if it's less than 10.
You do stream for 3 hours a day, then you keep streaming for another 10 hours after that.
My friend messaged me, my friend's like bro you're a streaming machine, you've been streaming
so much.
Are you okay?
And I'm like I don't think I'm okay right now.
I think I'm okay man.
I might not be okay.
I might not be okay. I might not be okay.
I- I- I have so much time to catch up on, and I had, like, uh, several long breaks this past year.
I've had several long breaks.
Twitch Tracker.
Twitch Tracker.
I had a lot of breaks.
I had a lot of breaks.
uh yeah 2025 I had a lot of breaks a lot of breaks a lot of long breaks a
The long breaks, bruv, bruvs, the long breaks.
Warframe is coming to switch to on March 25th.
Switch to Warframe!
What?
Whoa!
We can smell you? Oh, I know! I smell like Cheeky Soap! Of course I do!
I smell great!
With my Cheeky Soap!
And you too can smell great! If you go to usecheeky.com, and buy a wiki free!
Did you see that Warframe released a trailer for the new horror ink frame coming out soon?
Pretty sure you'll love it.
Shit, I need to watch that trailer.
How many send me the link?
Another Warframe sponsored stream?
Uh, I hope so.
Warframe, can I help?
Can you sponsor me?
I mean, I love your game.
That reminds me, bro, I've...
I've been cruel, I need to craft more relics.
Here, craft more relics bros.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Candy was playing War for another time.
Come on!
Come on!
Yeah, I have to do the very, the very paradox.
That's where we left off, the weary.
We have quite a bit of things to do to get caught up.
Michi downloaded- Guys, Michi is trapped with Deadlock right now.
She's trying to- She's been trying to convince me to play Deadlock.
I'm not playing that shit. I'm not playing Deadlock, bro.
I am not playing that!
No!
I'm not playing that, so...
How many gifted subs?
I'm going to get the subs to play deadlock.
Bye world thank you so much for the 5 gift and subs.
Alright, I have to have 20,000 subs to play deadlock.
There you go.
20k.
Oh god, exactly.
We ain't ever gonna play.
We're not fucking playing.
I do game, thank you so much for the five gift and subs.
Thank you, thank you.
There you go, bro.
Good luck.
And by 20, 20K subs, it has to be by tonight.
It cannot be 20K.
Oh, we'll make it tomorrow, no.
As we did today.
Meowse, you always remind me that the music of the soul
is universal and outside of T.Me.
And often life does not happen on Easy Street Low.
Your energy motivates me every day.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for the bits.
Thank you, thank you for the bits.
Best fun thing is a much better five gifted subs.
Thank you, thank you.
Guys, it's not gonna happen, don't even try it.
Not gonna happen.
Life is a highway.
And we could be on Easy Street.
We could be on Easy Street.
That feels so sweet.
What?
RVXD Social 5 Gifted Subs, bro.
I think I didn't see an eye doctor, my eyes are going...
Remember, the painting isn't real. Nothing can hurt you.
Holy shit.
Whatever's scaring you is... just an illusion.
Why?
Oh my god, this game, I swear to you, like, it's a horror game.
Nobody will...
And people don't believe me, bro, but this...
This shit can be very scary.
Holy shit, that's terrifying!
I can't wait!
I can't wait! I can't wait! I can't wait!
It will make my day if you reconsider watching lullaby for a princess.
I know it's pony stuff, but it really is a beautiful fan made song.
Okay baby, Submit it the next time I will watch it, or the next time I will open up
video submissions and by curl oh yeah isn't he a pony
girls like a pony maniac isn't he that was curls all yeah it was curls all I
Owls curls all right there.
Broom, broom, broom, broom!
Make a beat!
Have you seen or heard the latest flavor Foley Sun?
No. Can I get a hug? No.
Coral is a maniac? Yes.
Has a terrible thing happened? No, not yet. It's happening later.
Can I get a high five?
No.
Can you be orphaned later?
Now say we see the hot ones Kpop demon hunters.
There's a verse hot ones versus Kpop demon hunters?
Can I sleep in the basement or no?
No.
Bloodborne Remake Pitched Early Last Year by Blue Points of Sony.
Sony said yes for the project, seeing the value from Soft reportedly blocked it from
happening.
The theory is Miyazaki does not want anyone else to touch the game.
I mean, fair.
Fair.
Fair.
Fair.
air just get a special playstation you know what I mean
Demon Souls Remake was a disappointment for me, I don't care about something looking
graphically good I see I see I see you're celebrating your birthday happy
birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy day of both
Happy birthday, happy day of birth, happy day, happy day of your birth, I'm getting
off this ball.
Ball, oh, wrong, ball, what, oh, wrong, ball.
upon this man bro I was gonna tell you guys something breath about what's wrong
with me
what's wrong with me bro
My fright close my fright
Wait.
Oh.
El susto.
Ah, el susto?
El susto what?
I didn't finish Resident Evil last night actually um, Resident Evil, I, I think, okay, I,
I ended where we're in whatever the fuck that place is called underneath the fucking hospital
a jail or something I don't know.
It's a fucking jail, it's a fucking, it's in the fucking basement.
A jail, a jail in the basement.
Did you get past the baby?
Yeah, I did.
I killed his brother though.
the shotgun! I murdered his brother!
Jail hospital.
Chat, how is your day going? Yeah, chat, how is your day going?
I'm calling for your car's extended warranty.
I don't have a car I don't have a car
I'm seeing a lot of V-Card opens. Well, I don't... I'm not in it.
I'm not in V-Card!
I'm not in V-Card and I'm not a card collector.
So...
Uh...
I'm not opening them.
It will happen?
Mmm...
I don't know.
I don't know. We'll see.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know, we'll see.
you being it would I be in it I mean I haven't been asked you so I don't know
if I would be in it no one's asked me it
Ah
Any way
Why me you know
Papa Dan, they used to go through the 20 gifted subs. Thank you. Thank you Papa Dan. Thank you Papa Dan.
Thank you Papa Dan. Thank you.
Actually, he was always watching. She was always around.
Oh
How did the coin flip go?
I'm not doing a coin flip.
Not for that.
I'm taking on other measures.
Like contacting a friend.
Contacting a friend for a Terat reading.
She's doing three going frips?
NO!
You should always try to contact friends.
Uh...
Yes.
Scarlet Rot Reading?
What the fuck?
Scarlet Rot reading?
What the fuck?
One flip walking dead or resident evil knight.
Well we'll see how we feel after but
right now first we're gonna do a terror reading
reading and then we're going to play games with friends and then after that we'll decide what we're gonna do.
You know?
Let fate decide.
We always let fate decide.
We always let fate decide.
And then tomorrow, we're playing games with Monkey.
And then Sunday we're playing with Nian.
And then Monday, I think we might be playing with Hennia...
Maybe.
Monkey game.
He wants to play the log rolling game.
I don't know what other game we could play.
What other game can we play with Monkey tomorrow?
There's a log-rolling game?
There's a... there's a paddle game that we could play?
Uh...
I'm trying to think of what other fucking...
Deadlock on... I told you I'm not playing Deadlock unless we hit 20k subs today.
I don't know if he wants to do that.
Papa Dan!
What the fuck?
Thank you for the 25 gifted subs.
Thank you Papa Dan.
Oh yeah, I heard that Corekeeper has an update.
I wonder if he would be interested in doing Corekeeper.
I did get, I actually, I got contacted about that. Wait, where is it? Where's the email?
Corekeeper, Corekeeper.
The Corekeeper Void and Voltage update is out now. Introducing a new biome beyond the Northern Wall,
wall packed with robots, void creatures, and new technologies. You will be able to battle
new bosses, acquire new resources, and gear. A huge new expansion to the electronics and
automation system. Introducing new robotic items to filter items, collect items laying
around the map, fishing nets, seed extractors, conveyor belt splitters, and more. And
new collectibles our keeper just keeps getting better and better a
I have 479 hours in that game. Holy shit.
Wow.
What else do we have to...
I'm thinking.
Ah
Are you gonna drop the next song?
Actually I have a song coming out in March.
I have a song coming out in March.
It's a new song.
A song you've never heard before and it's not a cover.
Yes, yes.
Oh, it's coming alright.
MAMA WAVLE! MAMA WAVLE!
uh no boobies not in it boobies not in it
it's not a cover bro it's not the way it's a it's a song with one person me
me. Take my fucking kisses! This is one person song. It comes out next month. So I'm excited
because we worked hard on it and I'm nervous about it
because I'm just very nervous about it.
So we'll see, we'll see how that goes.
We'll see how that goes.
Is it a full music video or just a song?
It has a music video!
As a music video!
Are we watching the music video?
Uh, when it comes out, yeah, but it doesn't come out till next month, so we have to wait.
It's next month in a few days, that's true.
That's true, that's true.
Oh yeah, it's your born day in March!
It's your born day, Roxy!
It's your born day!
It's your born day!
We all get a born day every year, it's my birthday every day.
It's my birthday every day.
Day my birthday
Today my birthday
This I can yeah, just a can your it's a birthday every day to every day Hanya day every day
I'm gonna get rocksy for a birthday
The same thing I always
A nice monetary gift.
A heart attack and a heart attack.
No days off?
Fawcett can take as many days off as she wants, including holidays because I never expect her
to work on holidays because holidays are for her and her family and not for me.
So I would never, I would never bug her on a holiday or expect anything over her on a holiday.
I did not be able to get hold of me on a holiday.
I think if I were to message you on a holiday you would answer me, but I wouldn't.
I don't feel bad.
I don't feel bad.
I don't feel bad. I just say happy. Happy Christmas. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy day.
Good day!
Mods, unfortunately you have to work on holidays because I stream on holidays, so too bad for you.
So bad for you, Mods!
Are you kidding me?
In Resident Evil, do you know in the parlor?
Fuck, I can't go back there now!
Shit!
That's how we get the six coins!
You can't go back there now, fuck.
If you go to the parlor and you shoot one of the numbers that the roulette wheel always
lands on and the ball lands on the number, you get a free coin.
That's how you get the sixth coin!
Oh my god.
There's no way I can't go back now. I'm too far in. I can't. I'm not doing all this shit all over again.
How are you supposed to know that?
Guys, it's Resident Evil!
Apparently there's like another puzzle.
There's like this secret puzzle that you have to solve too.
And like people have been going crazy trying to solve it.
Maybe, maybe I can get it as Leon, but I don't know.
I don't know because even if I did get it as Leon, remember, Leon does not have access to the storage or the saved things.
So, if I get it as Leon, he'll have it on his inventory and it's just gonna sit there because...
He can't put it in storage. He can't- for some reason he can't fucking open a box, but he can wield a chainsaw
and kill things with his bare hands and tank 50 million hits from people.
But he can't open a fucking box.
God damn it, Leon.
That'd be so cool.
Rub'n See memes, all the memes that people have been making where it's like, POV, you're playing as Grace and it's like a woman screaming in a room and the room is shaking and then it's like, POV, you're playing as Leon and it's like the giga-chad.
Digit's sad destroying everything, but Digit's sad walking meme.
Of course, her gameplay will be like
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Fluz
AHHHH HAAH
AAAHH
AAAHHH
AHHHHHHH
AAAHHH
He just goes in He's like, yeah, fuck raccoons, you all man
He's fucking shit again
Bro just hearing him, like, be like, not again
He's like oh my god
He's just so done with everything. Playing as him yesterday.
He's just so done with everything. He's sick of it all.
He can't take it. He's just like, I'm sick of this shit.
Just leave me alone. I want to fucking die.
He's elderly now. He's in his 40s!
He's so hot.
Hot 40 year old old man
Pffft
Is he 40 or is he in his 50s?
How old is Leon in Resident Evil 9?
Oh he's 51!
Bro, God he's so fucking hot!
Holy shit grandpa
Bro that's the hottest, that's the hottest 51 year old I've ever seen in my life
Bro, he could be my grandpa any time!
Why don't want him to be my grandpa?
I want him to be my grandpa.
I want him to be something that's not my grandpa.
He's just so fucking hot, bro!
He can do unnecessary kickflips on me, what the fuck?
As a 52 year old here you call him grandpa means don't, don't feel old, he's hot.
He's a hot, he's a hot, seasoned man.
He's seasoned.
People, people just need to stop feeling bad
at the word old.
I mean, according to the internet,
once you hit 20, that's it.
21, that's it.
you passed your prime already after 21 like I saw somebody called 20 a 23 year
old old I've seen those drama channels be like oh XYZ streamer acting like this
at pushing pushing 30 XYZ streamer 25 years old doing this and it's just
like what the fuck?
Uh...
Pushin' 28, she's ancient.
It's just like what the fuck?
Are you insane?
Alright, bro.
What do you expect people to enjoy their life?
Because...
You can't do it when you're 18,
because you're a kid.
And then you can't do it past 20,
23, because you're old?
What? That's a very small window, buddy.
That's a very small window, buddy.
It's a man. You have the rest of your life to enjoy, Shape Bro.
Enjoy your life all the way through.
Until the day you die.
You'll only get one life anyway.
I am going to die?
Yes, we are all going to die.
All of us.
We will all die eventually.
I will die too.
I too will die.
But I'm, you know, when you make content on the internet, I guess after I die, somehow
I will still kind of be alive because then you can see me be stupid from years ago
Oh my god, I got an email from fucking Black Desert
congratulating me for being on the game for 10 years
holy
I can't believe it's 10 year the 10 year anniversary of blood desert holy shit
that's crazy like deserts been around 10 years already holy fuck that's the 10th
anniversary bro we could have met on be we could be probably could have I was on
video I was there the day it launched like I was playing since day one I was
playing since day one and I will tell you when I stopped playing I stopped
playing black desert when I became a Vtuber I stopped playing black desert
when actually when I joined the show Joel I stopped playing blood desert
because I was still playing before I joined but not as much and then when
And I joined Bishoujo, uh, I stopped playing.
And I haven't played since.
I've only logged in to get the new characters, the new classes that have come out.
And then like I would log out.
I would log in to get the new classes and then I would log out.
Black Desert classes.
So there's a new class, it's Warrior Class.
Let me see all the classes.
There's Warrior, Ranger, Sorceress, Berserker, Tamer, Musa, Mewa, Valkyrie, Knoichi, Ninja,
Wizard, Witch, Striker, Mystic, Lan, Archer, Dark Knight, Shy, Guardian, Kasha Sin,
Nova, Sage, Corsair, Draconia, Wusa, Megu, Scholar, Dosa,
Dead Eye, Wukong, and Seraph.
Every female class, I have logged in to get it.
I've logged in to get every single female class.
I have multiple I have multiple characters up to the past level 60
Every character if you were to look at like my my characters, they're all pink as shit
They're all pink all of them every single one of them pink color scheme pink outfit pink hair pink clothes. I
Bought there. I bought their outfit and I and I dyed it pink. I
Should brush off the old
Black Desert account one of these days and show you guys my Black Desert account
so you guys can see.
Oh yeah that's right Crimson Desert comes out next month right? But that's a
single-player game right?
Alright Mouse, can you put on your first model?
No, I can't.
Because it does not work with the software.
That's how long I've been doing this.
That old.
Black Desert Online is also a single player anyway.
Oh my god, I used to hang out- oh my god, bro.
I remember I used to hang out in Calpheon in the Calpheon chat.
If you know, you know the Calpheon chats.
The Calpheon chat?
That Calpheon chat?
Holy shit.
uh...
bro calpheon is crazy
calpheon 2 was the worst
oh my god you still have calpheon 2 and b2
bro i would see some of the wildest shit bro holy shit
i would see some of the wildest oh my god med 2
no people
What was the one that people used to- to- to- to RP, like, a lot?
It wasn't- it wasn't Med 2. Which one was it?
Uh...
I don't know.
Yeah, but I feel like Calpheon 2 used to- it used to be crazy, but, like...
There was another one where, like, a bunch of people...
Comma 2.
Which one is the one where everybody was racist as shit?
There was one where everybody was racist as shit and everything was political and it was
the biggest shit show.
It was the biggest shit show.
Everyone was fucking racist as shit.
I would read the craziest shit bro.
I was like what the fuck?
It was like, it was insane.
There was this one channel where I would, oh my God,
the amount of like, horrific shit I would see there.
Wild shit.
People say the most wildest shit, bro.
And I'm just sitting here like, holy fuck.
oh my god oh god and I remember one time I so there was a so when like the new new
classes would come out right I would like hang out in in the class then just
like hang out hang around and stuff like that you know and I remember I used to
play as a shy I used to play as a shy okay and I would hang around with my
little instruments as a shy and I would always get these freaky creepy ass dudes
wanting to do like princess night roleplay like with my shy and I'm just
like bro no and then I found I found that I found a group that like it was
It was just nothing but shies.
It was just nothing but shies.
And I was like, oof, I'm safe. It's just shy people.
We're just shy people just hanging out.
Oh my god.
So then I found a group of nothing but shies.
And that was really fun. We all hung out for a little bit.
It was really cool hanging out with people.
But then you know how it is.
Eventually groups die.
Especially MMO groups, that should never last.
That should never last, bro. That never lasts.
It never lasts, bro.
Eventually, you become the last one that logs in anymore.
Eventually, you're just the last one that comes on.
And everybody disappears, and then you have to look for another group.
It's like the walking dead, I tell you.
Oh, I quit the fastest. Oh, no, I always stayed. I was the loser who always stuck around because I, you know, I don't, I don't go out. I don't go out and I don't do anything. So I'm like on the computer all the time. So I was a loser that was always the last one standing every single fucking time.
I was the one that would be on during like New Year's Eve or like Christmas and people would log in be like
Oh my god, you're on and it's a holiday. I'm like, yep. I
Remember I remember for like New Year's like I would always ride my horse. I'll ride my horse
to the highest point and
Like watch the fireworks and like explode fireworks and stuff because BDO would always like have fireworks
Yeah, it was pretty cool and then the Christmas events were always nice they had really cool
Christmas events with like snow falling and like that was always really cool.
It was very comfy.
I would always be sick as fuck just like playing video.
Oh yeah and the Halloween events.
Do you guys remember when they did that Halloween, did anybody play when they did that Halloween event when they had like those like robot dogs?
There were like these creatures that looked like robot dogs and they were like everywhere.
Yeah, I remember that shit.
No way you video- I did! I used to play video all the time!
I used to play BDO all the time and I used to play Final Fantasy, I would do a wheel bro.
I had Final Fantasy and BDO.
Final Fantasy and BDO.
I also played Blade and Soul when it was out.
I remember I would play Blade and Soul and then Blade and Soul died and they tried to
a resurrect blade and soul and that didn't work but I did play blade and soul I
played blade and soul oh yeah I remember video tank my PC a long time ago yeah
blade and soul died so fast but it was such a fun game I also played a revolution
online I don't know if you guys have ever heard of that game it didn't really
like get big it was like revel revelation revelation online revelation online was like
this MMORPG that was out for a for a buck for a bit it shut down quite a bit ago I think
It didn't last that long.
I did try to play Tree of Savior. I didn't really like it.
Like, I didn't- I couldn't get into it.
Super cool. Also, thank you so much for the gifted subs. Thank you.
But I played Revelation Online.
Uh, I- I used to play the summoning class for Revelation Online. That was always fun.
There was a lot of people playing Revelation Online at the time that it came out.
That was pretty fun. And they had like a class with like guns, which I liked.
That's one of the reasons why I started playing, but then I liked the Summoner class, so I switched.
I tried playing Terra. Terra was okay. I couldn't get into Terra much.
Eve online, my job on top of my job.
I also used to play, uh, I used to play, I feel like nobody played this game though.
I feel like nobody played this game.
It was called secret world legends?
Did anybody play secret world legends?
Did you play it?
Oh my god!
I feel like nobody played that game.
I feel like nobody fucking played that game.
I played it for a bit and I liked it because you know, I like shit like that, it was pretty
cool.
It was like a Lovecraftian sci-fi MMORPG.
It was so cool.
It was so neat.
I liked it.
When I played, I just feel like people weren't playing and it felt really empty.
I didn't really like find people to play so I stopped playing.
I stopped playing because I just, I just didn't like find, I didn't have people to play.
I felt like nobody was playing it.
But it was pretty cool I wish I wish I could have beaten something I feel like I feel like
that that uh that other game that recently came out is kind of like that one that other
Lovecraft in like SCP MMORPG once human. I feel like once human is kind of like the
modern-day secret world which I liked but I also feel like no one was playing but
then again now it's like now I have like friends and stuff and I and I do
stuff and I can't dedicate my time to it so I feel like maybe if I wasn't a
Vtuber maybe I would have kept on playing once human I don't know I have too
many games bro too many games too many games too many games not even a sign
Wasn't Secret World, the MO that had a companion cell phone at where you could find puzzle
clues and stuff out in the actual world?
Hey, Massey, have you ever played the old Lovecraft games like Call of Cthulhu Dark Corners
of the World?
Oh, look at Thulhu Dark Corners of the World.
I wanna play that.
Ow, my eyeball.
Oh, Oteru, thank you so much for the rain out here in Great Street.
Thank you, thank you for the rain.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for the rain out here on Great Street!
Thank you for the rain, thank you!
Thank you, thank you!
Thank you, thank you for the raid.
Ariana Grande!
Hope you're having an amazing day. What'd you get up to? Thank you, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Uh...
We are kidnapping her she's gonna play with us she's gonna play with us she's gonna play
with us bro you got a Cthulhu tattoo I do not have
a tattoo. I can't get tattoos. I can't get tattoos bro. I can't get tattoos at all.
You can get those kid tattoos. I'm gonna kick your butt. What? The water tattoos?
that you're like, ooo-hoo-hoo, here's my water tattoo.
Yeah, the water word's like Spider-Man.
I don't want Spider-Man on me.
I don't want Spider-Man on me. Yeah, way.
Oh, Hena sounds cool.
I can't explain this.
Do a collab with Inkbox Temporary Tattoos.
There's a temporary tattoo company that does collabs?
I don't know that.
I didn't know that.
Well, I can't because there's a big message on the thing that says goodbye from the Ink
Box team.
Ink Box tattoos were made to fade, but memories last forever as of February 23rd, 2026.
Ink Box is officially winding down all operations.
Well, I guess that collab can happen.
I guess that collab can happen now, oh well, it sucks.
But I wanted a mouse tattoo on my ass, temporary tattoo.
For me it was the opposite, groups often fell apart because of drama directed at me, I did
not leave, they kicked me and used excuses, after that the group would usually collapse,
I just want to play, clear content and win.
Jealousy came from gear differences and me consistently topping damage charts.
When the original raid leader quit, the new one would claim my late night schedule did not work
and use that as the reason to remove me.
I see, I see. I see. I see. Man.
It's tough, bro. It's tough being in those groups.
I don't know. I was always in laid-back groups where I was like, you didn't have to do anything.
It was just like a hangout to me. I always sought out groups where I was like, let's hang out guys
It's just hang out time. You know what I mean?
You can make your own 10 tattoos with a cry cut. Me, I can't make a tattoo
All right, I'll make you your own tattoo
When you come over, I'll draw on your butt.
I'll make a drawing.
It was so nice.
A custom butt poop? I just jumped out of the shower just to say I'm so down I want to-
Wait, you want a shower?
Also, I have played 19 different MMORPGs over the years.
The ones I stayed with the longest were Ragnarok Online, Guild Wars 2, and World of Warcraft.
I have also been playing Final Fantasy XIV since the A Realm Reborn launch, and I am still active in it today.
Oh, that's crazy. I love Final Fantasy.
I love Final Fantasy. Surely R uses cheeky soap? Surely she does.
She's sexy. Sexy people use cheeky soap. Of course.
Okay. Your soap is so nice, Nani. What does it smell like to you?
What is this?
What is this show like to you?
What is this smell like?
What is this smell like to you?
Help me!
I wanna... I'm jumping out of a window.
I'm jumping out of a window bro
I'm gonna jump out of a window!
Small we catch you in a teacup. What the fuck a somers can you reach the window? I hate you go away
Go away
I know this isn't small, she's fun sized.
why are you guys so mean to me bruh and I can't stop thinking about the fact that we
We had to carry a child in the game and dodge all those creatures yesterday.
Does Michi casting spells soon?
As soon as she wakes up, she's still sleeping.
She's not awake yet.
Ato's doing the parenna. Oh my god, is he? Is he doing the carrying the child part?
Bro.
The fucking...
That's child part?
You know, Mousey and Giga are the same height. That's true. We are.
She is also 4'10", just like me.
They're the same height.
I thought Gigo was taller? No, she is 4'10".
It's like me. We're both the same height.
What do you think about that?
Same height but she's still tall. What the fuck?
What does that supposed mean?
And her voice is lower too.
I don't think your height has anything to do with your voice.
Does it
He does have full energy
I feel like, I feel like height doesn't influence how tall you are.
Wait.
The Eager is the lonely VTuber. I would trust to do my taxes.
Well I think I have heat stroke.
I think I have heat stroke! What's happening to me? My brain!
I think I have heat stroke bro.
I think I have heat stroke man.
guys I think I have heatstroke I spent too long without the AC on
Quick chat. All the MMOs she has played have fried her brain. Boot up Minecraft to save her.
I'm sorry, mom.
The very first video game I've ever played is the Super Mario Bros. 1.
It's kind of tough for me to revisit old games because when I do, it's usually tied to a
memory I want to relive and feel again.
I'm sorry my mom.
Uh, the very first video game I ever played.
I'm thinking.
The very first video game I ever played was...
or that I remember playing.
I feel like it was Ocarina of Time.
But it wasn't.
My brother had a Nintendo, like he had a Super Nintendo and he had a Nintendo and my brother
had uh a sega saturn and he had a sega genesis i really like had a bunch of stuff
so i remember
i remember being a kid is he older or were you poor uh both
both
he was old
but also i was a girl and my mom didn't believe in girls playing video games so i never had
anything myself everything was my brother's stuff and it was because he bought it with
his own money so I remember playing Sonic spin ball which was like my favorite
Sonic game I remember playing Sonic spin ball
I think... was this Sonic Spinball?
I love that game.
Does your brother still play games?
Yeah.
I remember playing... um...
It was a Street Fighter game that was like a matching game.
Did you guys ever... do you guys remember that game?
It was a Street Fighter game and like it was like a bunch of gems like these block gems.
And they would turn into like these big gems.
Puzzle Fighter.
Mine was LEGO Windows 98, but I accidentally broke it when I stacked too much TNT.
In the start menu you would just hear raining bricks.
What the?
LEGO Windows?
Yeah, Puzzle Fighter.
Played that game.
I also remember playing Bust a Move, okay there was two, there was Bust a Groove which
was the ball game.
I will always hear this music in me, oh my god, what was it called, Bust a Move 4, Bust
a Move 4 soundtrack that she plays in my memory forever.
I'll always hear this music.
Holy shit!
Everyone playing this like crazy.
I'll never forget this music.
Where's the one that goes...
Atari Defender? Oh, my brother had one of those. My brother said that he had an Atari.
My brother said he had an Atari. My brother told me that there was his game. He would
He told me about all these old ass games, it was like oh yeah there was an ET game, it was like the worst game ever
I'm like what's so bad about it? I went on YouTube and I YouTubeed a video about it
Holy shit, that game is ass
What the fuck?
He told me about the ET game, he told me there was this other game
Where...
I don't know the name of it though
He said that it was like a game with a dragon and a key, a tarry.
Oh, adventure.
That's the game that he was telling me about.
Yeah, he was telling me about that game that he used to play.
It was like games have come so far.
When I used to play games, when I was a kid, I used to play this game and it was this game
and it was like, it was just a bunch of colors on a screen.
what's his reaction now to the new resident evil oh I wonder if he knows
about the new resident evil he's every time a new game comes out he sends me a
video yeah he'll be like whoa mind blown whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Mind blown, whoa!
He like goes crazy every single time.
But he doesn't really like horror games.
It's not.
He doesn't like horror games.
It's not his thing.
He wasn't a horror crazy person like me.
He likes like fighting games, he likes sports games, he likes anything with robots, anything
with robots transformers.
Yeah, he likes all that sort of thing, he likes that sort of stuff.
Uh, I think he likes Warhammer, he sounds like a boy, well that's because he is a boy.
My brother is a boy.
I don't know if he's- I love Bust a Mouth.
My favorite puzzle game was Tetris Attack, the one with Yoshi.
In Japan, it had a different name, Panel de Pon, and it featured fairies instead of Nintendo
characters.
I was really good at that game.
I got so good that people stopped wanting to play against me.
Hi, Mousy.
I saw you the VA for a vampire character called Vlia.
Vampires can turn into bats.
The Dutch word for a bat is Vliamois.
You move Vlia and you get Moeys which is the Dutch word for mouse.
What?
It's MacGabe!
I am!
I am Vlia!
I am!
I play Vlia in Bonnie Bear Saves Frog Time.
So if you play Bonnie Bear Saves Frog Time, that is me.
I am Vlia!
I can't wait for the game. I love the last game so much. The last game was cute.
Uh, once upon a time, uh, the WAMWAM, everybody WAMWAM game was good.
I am an evolving stuff doer. We're doing a lot of stuff.
Uh, there's more stuff coming, more stuff coming, more stuff happening, so that's gonna be fun.
Your OG game debut in SMITE is still epic.
Oh yeah, the smite game, oh my god. That was a crazy opportunity.
Quite a crazy opportunity, I tell you.
Quite a crazy opportunity.
Adjusai, thank you so much for the raid, I hope you had a great series.
Speaking of games, I've heard the Bonny Bear saves Frog Time demo.
It's so cute and charming, and we get to hear you in it, Mousy.
Yes!
Everyone download it on Steam and try it.
I'm in the demo? Oh my god. I wonder how many lines I have in the demo.
Speaking of old video games, Young Me competed in the first Nintendo World Championship at the Detroit Expo.
I was able to play Super Mario 3 before release 2, just like The Wizard.
Holy shit! That's cool!
I wish I could have done gaming tournaments as a kid.
I wish I could have done that.
You still can?
I'm a VTuber.
You host the tournament.
Yeah I host the tournament!
Me!
What is the next tournament? I wanted to do a peak tournament. I don't know what I'm
I'm gonna do one cause it requires a lot of planning and I'm gonna be honest March is
the final month it's my final month where I don't have a billion one things
happening. You can make it the under four foot ten tournament. Guys I'm a v-tube is
is not a valid excuse misspoke to Congress.
Well,
fucking, fucking crazy, bruv, sub-a-thon possibly September, concerts, uh, I don't know when
conscious can happen but it's happening. I literally have multiple conventions that I'm going to.
I'm doing several different types of events.
I'm trying to release this damn album that's been pushed back five million times because of
Problems happening in my life?
Plus a traveling for a team mouse?
I
Mouse what was your first JRPG mine was Super Mario RPG?
I never thought I'd enjoy turn-based games, but that hidden Final Fantasy boss completely hooked me
That's what got me into Final Fantasy and from there everything is history. I love JRPGs
I like Super Mario RPG, I like Super Mario RPG, I wish I could say that was my first
RPG it was and my first RPG was actually Final Fantasy 8.
Final Fantasy 8.
And I think I guess that's why it's my favorite I guess
What is it I don't know why he sounds Australian now bro I don't know what happened and why
Why? He's Australian now? But he is.
Chrono Trigger isn't still... yeah, Chrono Trigger is pretty good too.
Chrono Trigger!
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum!
My first RPG was a text based game called Z Zork.
What is called Zork?
What's Zork?
What is that?
What is that?
Old people mud what does that mean? Zork is Zork
You're in a maze of twisty passages all alike.
You are likely to be eaten by a gruel.
What's a gruel?
A gruel like from Despicable Me?
It's a pair of eyes in the dark.
No, no group from the Guardians of the Galaxy.
I don't want Guardians of the Galaxy to eat me.
It lurks in the dark?
uh-oh
Oh shit nice melons
Thank you
Thanks
Sorry, Ari was showing me her melons.
Can I have melons too? No, you can't have her melons! They're for me! They're MY melons!
Guys, can we talk about how hot Leon Kennedy is?
BOOM!
Roykey Might, somebody done flick me up so I down and I sounds like Crocodile Dundee.
Zork is one of the oldest games out there, was just text commands and reading from Royk1970s.
What the fuck? Why is this Australian now?
AHHHHHHH!
How many, how many naked Leon Kennedy mods are there of this game now?
I think you're like Leon Kennedy, you know who you think?
I bet there's a naked mod already.
Mouse, I'm playing this dumb game right now I think you'd like.
It's called Project Gorgon, it's a normal fantasy type game, except you can get cursed
and have tons of weird effects, like being turned into a pig, cow or even a butterfly,
and you can play the game with that as your new class.
My cow is a tank healing by chewing grass and does AoE damage with a big fart cloud.
What the fuck? What game is that?
My first horror game was Five Nights at Freddy's and also Bless You.
Thank you.
As I remember being scared to, oh I want to play fear, I also want to play cry of fear
but I want to play with Connor.
We figured out a way to play it to player co-op.
I actually have fear, but can you guys tell me what fear should I play?
I have fear?
They're now an official gamer diploma you can get.
To pass you have to beat an old score point and click without helping under four hours.
but you can be a certified gamer.
A fear, fear, fear 2 project origin, fear,
Perseus mandate, fear extraction point, fear 3.
Fear 1 is the best one.
I still wanna play Metro 2.
I wanna play the Metro games.
Uh...
The first two are good.
Yeah, I got the Metro games because I want to play Metro.
Stalker, when?
hmmm
Stalker, it's on my radar
Stalker's on my radar, Stalker's on my radar
Oh, I mean she's awake.
We should be hanging out soon.
Here once in many cities.
My first horror game, F.
Is fear really that scary?
Or are you guys just scared because you were kids?
Or is it just that scary?
This...
Both.
Fear.
Experience, original fear, along with fear, extraction point and fear, Perseus mandate.
Oh, this one has all of the games together.
Oh, there are expansions.
Here 1 and 2 taught me to be scared of little kids.
My first horror game was Kerbal's Space Program.
That game forced me to learn real-life orbital mechanics.
That shit's scary.
Orbital Mechanics!
Dark Dealer, thank you so much for the 5 gift subs!
Thank you, thank you.
Mouse.
Sorry.
Another video game question.
What game made you the most emotional?
The ones that hit me the hardest were Final Fantasy VII, Omori, and Sonic X Shadow Generations.
So cry of fear is one you can play with up to 4 people and it's seriously terrifying.
Emotional.
I don't think.
Still wakes the deep made me sob.
Still wakes the deep made me ugly cry.
Walking dead made me cry.
Have you ever heard of the game series Luna?
A remastered collection came out last year, super cute JRPG with anime cutscenes and has
characters with singing magic.
Okay, fear does look kinda scary.
Jesus, that marathon game looks so ugly.
I just, I can't explain why.
There's something about it.
It just looks ugly.
This is not aesthetically pleasing.
Pfft.
We recommending scary games.
You can recommend me a scary game if you like.
Go on.
Watch it at.
Did you see her making an SCP anime?
What the fuck?
Epic Mickey?
Oh my God, Epic Mickey.
I love Epic Mickey.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm sure you can hear me.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm sure you can hear me.
It wasn't Evil 9 today, maybe, maybe we might do it today, uh, we're actually going to,
Oh no!
Oh no! Mechie's ethering cable is broken!
Uh oh. Well...
Her internet's broken.
Oh no, her ethernet is broken.
Shortest beachy stream ever?
Oh, what's that again, Chad, I'm sorry.
Okay, sorry, I'm trying to figure shit out right now, and now it's time for me to take
my meds.
Who's cursed this song?
Let's round up the song!
Oh my god, I fucking hate my phone bro.
So the SCP anime has a trailer called SCP Galeonic.
It looks incredible.
It's a kick-spot of why they've blown past their goals so looking forward to more.
It's a quick watch if you want to check it out.
You guys have this problem with your phone, like have you ever had this problem with
your phone where it's like you have your phone right?
And for some reason, all of a sudden, your autocorrect doesn't work.
Your autocorrect just stops working and it starts jumbling everything and it's jumbling
everything and I'm just like, what the fuck is happening?
And now like my autocorrect like jungles all my words.
And it's unintelligible nonsense.
And I'm like what the fuck is happening? Why is my phone not working?
My phone's auto correct has been suggesting misspelled words- yeah, mine has been like
suggesting misspelled shit and I'm like what the fuck why do you why are you
doing this to me it's the AI update oh my god just thinking to show the pit the
AI just doesn't know what the fuck is doing I was watching the pit and the
lady's like pushing like this new AI shit and it's just like why are you
pushing this AI program for them to use for for for charting
bruh I know it's so good it's such a good show it's such a good show bow it's
Such a good show.
Who's red pill? The AI?
Whee! House would have hated AI, whoa!
My auto correct and my phone doesn't like it when I write in English and tries to correct some words into Danish words
That sounds similar because I have a Danish keyboard on it
Yeah, I had to take off my Spanish keyboard
I didn't take my Spanish keyboard off and I thought that would fix the problem, but it didn't
It didn't. It didn't fix it.
No, I can't. I can't. It was like even, it was fucking up even more with the Spanish keyboard on.
Besides, I don't really text that much in Spanish anyway, because the second I text my mom,
she calls me and she's like,
¿Por qué me está mandando mensaje? ¿Por qué tú no me llama? ¿Por qué tú no me habla?
Tú no necesitas mandando un mensaje.
And if I message her in Spanish, she'll write,
Why are you messaging me in Spanish?
You don't think I know English?
Text me in English.
Okay, I can't text you, and when I do text you, I have to text you in English.
What the fuck is happening?
I could never win, bro.
I could never win, ever.
if you do that is true then if you do that if you don't
And if you do, damned if you don't, bro.
Mouse. They re-released Dino Crisis 1 and 2, and I thought the first one was really scary.
When it comes to horror games, the ones that scared me most were Slender, The Eight Pages, Amnesia, The Dark Descent, Omori, Cry of Fear, Damned, and Resident Evil.
I have always found those kinds of games the scariest because the low quality or pixelated visuals make it harder to see what is happening
And that uncertainty makes everything feel way more terrifying to me.
True.
My brother texted me about Dino Crisis.
He sent me a text with just DINO CRISIS!
EXCLAMATION MARK! EXCLAMATION MARK! EXCLAMATION MARK!
When Dino Crisis came out on Steam.
I- I woke up and I'm like, oh my brother texted me.
And when I look, it's just Dino Crisis and like big caps locks.
And I'm like...
Oh.
No, no crisis!
I'm like, oh.
Is there something going on with that no crisis?
Okay.
me when dino crisis bro my brother with dino crisis
a bro
dino crisis
yeah my mom like my mom she does not like uh what is like texting or like talking in public
she wants to talk in english
She wants to talk in English and lately she's been wanting to talk English with me and when
I don't talk English with her she gets mad at me.
She's like what do you what you don't think I know English?
You don't think I know English?
You think I'm not good with English?
And it just makes me think, uh, it makes me think about like, uh, the whole like
spent because a lot of people they don't know that my mom grew up my mom grew up
in a time where there was like a lot of like where they really wanted where they
really wanted Latinos and Puerto Rican people to like know English right and
they pushed English like a lot and
My mom tells me my mom would always tell me you need to learn English. It's very important
And I'll be like why do I have to know English and she's like you need to learn it because if you don't know English
You're not gonna get anywhere in this world if you don't know English because people look at you different and they treat
You different if you don't speak English
You have to know it.
You have to know it.
And that's why my mom's very like against like, my mom's very like against using Spanish
like customer service lines and stuff.
Like every time she calls customer service they're like, would you like to talk to somebody
and she says, no, no customer service Spanish, only English, only English.
You don't think I know English?
She's convinced that like you get worse service when you are seen as a English as a second language speaker
And my mom will speak it and she'll have her accent and they'll be like are you sure miss you don't want us to talk to you in Spanish
She'll be like no do you think I'm stupid?
Do you think I don't understand
So, I have that in my brain like all the time.
I was reminded of it because the other day I saw Susu made a post about, cause Susu's
Puerto Rican so I feel like she understands.
And it's like I learned Spanish first and she said that she had learned Spanish first
And somebody was like, oh, you don't speak Spanish.
And it's just like, you don't understand.
Like, we were raised, especially by my mom.
I was raised that I need to know English.
I have to know it.
If not, I'm not gonna get anywhere.
And if I only speak Spanish,
people are going to treat me different.
It's true, it's a true thing.
I mean, according to my mom, it's a true thing.
And it is a true thing, it is a true thing.
It's true.
Throughout my life, I remember there have been times where I've gone around, like I've left, I've gone on a trip, and the first thing people-
It was the same when my grandparents came here with me. My dad never learned Italian because my grandparents insisted on only speaking English.
Yeah, my mom is very like, you have to know English, you have to, this is important. But I love my Spanish, too. I have to speak my Spanish.
But like...
My mom...
Uh, my mom like put the fear of God in me, not learning English.
You know what I mean?
Sexy Obama stream!
Sexy Leon Raid! Sexy Obama?!
Oh my god, Leon is so hot.
Hey, don't thank you for the raid, I've got a great stream. Leon is so fucking hot in this game.
I can't take it.
I can't take it, bros.
I can't take it.
I can't take it, bed.
He is so hot.
He is the hottest man alive.
So, uh, where's Obama and Resident Evil 9?
Where's Obama at in Resident Evil 9, bro?
Is he in there?
He was designed to be hot.
Is Obama the final boss?
I want friendship.
Happy Pokemon Day! Happy Pokemon Day!
Obama is a secret final boss.
Oh my goodness!
Obama!
Obama!
Isn't Obama and Bucky- Obama ISN'T BUCKY, I think!
I think I remember- I distinctly remember him being in Bucky.
Bucky's great.
Bucky's crazy, bro.
Obama Easter egg!
What the hell's Bucky even about?
It is about man.
The peak male form.
The peak male form.
the opposite down here in Miami. It's very Spanish dominant, but when it comes to finding
a job being fluent in both English and Spanish, almost guarantees you'll get hired.
Spanish is important! English is important!
Important!
And another day, who's your favorite Pokemon? My favorite Pokemon is Gengar. I also like Sylveon.
I also like Sylveon. I like Sylveon and I like Gengar too.
Fish.
Your favorite is Onyx the Rock Guy?
What?
The Rock Guy?
A big rockman?
Big Rockman?
Oh
She's buying a new cable bro. She's buying a new cable. I think maybe we can't eat it
Cuz you think you can't eat it you think the card ate the cable
Did the cat ate it?
What do you think?
Do you think the cat ate the cable?
Grigori is his first mischief.
I think the cat ate the cable.
Maybe mechie ate the cable.
Maybe mechie ate the cable.
Did it?
Gonerate the cable!
Gonerate the cable!
Maybe Booby ate the cable!
I'm not eating your cable.
Brother I wonder if you could help me about your cheeky soap when done washing am I supposed
to smell like shrimp, feta cheese and garlic?
Oh wait, I bathed with my door dash order again.
My bad 5 gang gift 5 subs to lift this stink off.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
My favorite Pokemon is Oshawatt.
Bestest, cutest thing ever.
Also my first ever starter.
Ooh, Oshawatt!
Typical idiot, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs!
Thank you!
What the fuck is this?
All these fucking trailers are displaying.
Thank you, thank you. Thank you, Shadow. Thank you for the five gift-it-subs. Papa Dan,
thank you so much for the five gift-it-subs. Thank you guys so much. Thank you.
Have you seen Tink-Oh yeah, I love Tink-O-Ton. That's true. Tink-O-Ton. Tink-O-Ton. I love Tink-O-Ton.
Thank you for the 5 gift and subs night. Thank you so much for the 5 gift and subs. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much for the
5 gift and hi, honey. Hello. Hello, my friend. Black Lopunny. Gee, I wonder why. I'm Snuck.
You better bite your titsums!
But never see it getting any love, Ion Mouse, as A.D.
What is Metagross?
Metagross.
What the heck is this thing?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
Ew!
It's ugly!
Ew, it's ugly!
It's ugly!
No, he's not.
Yes, he is!
He's ugly!
Look at him!
Ew!
Just a rock thing.
Don't worry.
I agree with you.
See?
They agree.
They agree.
They agree.
They agree.
They agree.
They agree.
They agree.
They agree.
They agree.
They agree.
They agree.
They agree.
They agree.
Don't worry, I agree with you. See?
They agree!
You see? They agree!
You're just a- You're just a rock thing!
You're just a rock thing!
What about the sheeple?
Marip! The sheep!
Marip!
It must be me if it's that ugly. What the fuck? Don't be mean to yourself.
Don't be mean to yourself. I'm not going to allow that shit.
I'm not going to allow that shit from you.
I don't know, get away from that sheep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't worry friend, you probably got things that I don't have, what?
What do I mean?
Mouse, did you see the new Pokemon Waves and Wins VTuber meme on Twitter X about the
starters?
They made Buffpup the fire type.
Buffpup is the fire type Pokemon.
Yeah, it's the pom-pom though.
My favorite is a tie between Mawil and Tinkaton, because they have the same energy, cute and
adorable and will delight in causing chaos. Kind of like Mouse.
the user that it the user just there just doesn't get used weird I already do
my stuff and see if we can fix her read thank you so much for the five gift
it's up to you thank you thank you thank you thank you very much thank you
thank you thank you thank you so much
thank you so much my friend well I know we're gonna do now cuz
Michi is broken. She says she's gonna go get her cable.
She said she can play in a few hours.
But I know what that means.
We don't know what that means, bruv.
But we don't know what that means, bruv.
We don't know what that means.
We don't know what that means at all.
Solo training yard for apex?
Ew.
Ew bro.
Ew.
Ew.
Bro. Ew. Ew, brother. Ew.
Roadside Research came out for Xbox Live's week.
It's on Game Pass. Yeah, that's what we were gonna play.
We were gonna play that. We were gonna play that.
We can try Deadlock. I already told you.
I'm not playing deadlock unless we hit 20k subs today
Sorry, those are my stipulations and it's never gonna happen, which means I'm never gonna play
What
What the fuck was that
I'm Mouse. Since you've been on your walking dead arc, we've started re-watching too,
but we've been discussing whether or not K-Drama zombie media are better executed than Western zombies.
What are your thoughts?
Um, I like- I like both.
I think they have their own charm.
I think they have their own charm. I did watch- what was that one, uh,
zombie one that I watched? What was it called?
I don't remember what it was called.
I haven't you know I haven't watched Kingdom I have to watch it I haven't
watched it super chicken thank you so much for the five gifted subs thank you
I did watch train to Busan I like train to Busan a lot I watched all of those
are dead I did watch that one
that was pretty good to you
that was pretty good
I meant to say cheeseburger.
Cheeseburger.
I know a guy who dipped his balls in glitter. Pretty nuts, huh?
Nuts. I've seen warm bodies. I remember that movie. I remember that film.
The yellow jackets is not zombie.
Yellow jackets is just women willingly eating people.
They just want, it's just women eating friends.
It's just cannibalism bruv.
Oh my god, I started watching season 10 of walking- season 11 of Walking Dead.
I'm on episode 2, by the way.
At the age of 10, you're thinking so much about getting this- I'm on episode 2 of the
Walking Dead, and I have to say- I have to say, um, I- there's a part where, like,
Negan, where Maggie was about to die, and Negan was like nope, and he's just nope, and
just like left her to die, and then she didn't die, and she came back, and everybody's like
we're gonna kill him, but then, and Maggie was like pissed off that like he was gonna
leave her to die, and then fucking Gage is like in the other train car and she's
Yeah, we have to leave him to die and I'm like I
The audacity of this woman
What?
The fuck I mean to be fair gauge pissed me the fuck off because gauge
Did a lot of fucked up shit before you know, but I just think that that's so fucking messed up
That like she got mad and digging for doing the exact same shit that she just did to this kid
Holy shit! I was just like, oh my god!
I don't know what they're doing, but I feel like they're setting up something. They're setting up a Negan-Maggie thing.
I feel like they're setting up a Negan-Maggie thing, and I'm like, what is this setup that's happening here?
I don't know. Unlikely friendship?
Maybe? I don't know.
Is this like an unlikely friendship that's happening?
I don't mean romantic, I mean like a friendship thing.
Are they trying to make them be buddies?
Are they gonna eventually be buddies? I feel like they are.
Almost like a spin-
God damn it.
I fucking knew it. I knew one of those spin-offs was about them.
I fucking knew it!
I fucking knew it!
Go on, go on, okay, go on, okay, okay?
How did you repeat Resident Evil yesterday though I did not.
I watched a Megan spin-off so would I.
Will you play Poppy's Playtime?
I already played it.
Did you know Candy has written The Walking Dead inspired stories?
Yes, I do know.
When are you playing the new Resident Evil game?
Well, I thought I was going to do it later because we were supposed to do so with Michi,
but apparently Michi's internet cable is broken and she can't hang out for a few hours, so
here we are.
Here we are!
Did you get V cards?
Why would I get V cards?
Why would I get V cards bro?
Brem, Brem, Brem, Brem, Brem, Brem
Pappapam, Pampam param
Any idea when you'll finish routine?
What?
I finished it.
I finish it a long time ago
Can you finish it again?
Again?
Again?
Well I might have to like move several of my schedule right now.
Well, Ari can't play leader.
You always start in a mori, and there are a lot of save points throughout the game.
You can save your progress and play with Michi when she gets her internet cord.
Pearl has a sponsor?
Today?
How old time?
A 4am EST
Is he sick? I mean, that's not stopping him.
Pearl, who's Pearl?
I
Will start at night as a thing to say no, no
I just listened to you song abracadabra and I loved it.
I love song with echo reverb whatever it's called that stuff make me feel like I am going
to heaven.
Yeah, thanks!
Thank you.
Thanks!
Thank you.
He was playing Deadlock with me, T.S. here? Oh my god.
Does that all they do now, play Deadlock?
Oh my god.
Bruh.
Oh brother, the stench!
The fucking stench!
This stinks.
Uh, I don't think she's avoiding me.
She woke up and told me that her table is broken, she needs to fix it.
That is work record for story stream wait did you try to stream now and it didn't work?
aww
poor michi
it's right at 11pm
bro that sucks, what the fuck
It's all your fault, chat.
What's the first ever episode of Daily Dose of Internet?
Oh my god, it was 7 years ago?
The first daily dose was 7 years ago?
Are you fucking for real?
It is 7 years ago.
I thought it was longer, honestly.
7 years ago, I wonder if it's the same format.
Does it even sound the same?
A lot can happen in 7 years, that's a long time.
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.
Oh my god, it's literally the same!
It's literally the same!
This is the Airfish 8, and it's a plane that's designed to fly right above the
water.
The purpose of this plane is to make transportation and water both faster and safer.
Nothing has changed.
Damn! Yeah, you don't change what's- you don't change the legendary- yeah, legendary template.
Whoa, that plane's crazy!
The Airfish 8 is so safe that it can land without the pilot's help.
I'm not gonna tell you what I'm talking about.
Yeah, B, thank you so much for the rate.
I've had a great stream.
Thank you.
Okay, wait.
Is this just about this plane?
Oh no.
I have short.
It's only three minutes.
Whoa.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Uh, that's terrifying, hell no, hell fuck no, and you can't say that it's AI cause it's
seven years ago.
an augmented reality program that allows professionals to see where pipes and cables
lie underground. Wait what? There is? There is? Even in Resident Evil Night, wait, what?
Harvest-o?
Harvest-o?
In Resi-
How'd you get here for the rain?
I hope you had fun playing Resident Evil.
Wait, what do you mean?
What do you mean harvest in Resident Evil?
Are you okay?
Hey, Resident Evil 9 is so scary.
I just want to play as Leon all the time.
I only want to play as Leon.
I never want to play as anybody but Leon
because the grace-
the grace gameplay is too scary.
Oh, harvesting blood!
Yeah! I actually like that. I like that you can harvest the blood.
I like harvesting blood. That's my favorite part.
This is the first time I've come to some of the biggest waves in the world.
This camera crew documents the dangerous job of restaurant servers that fall off their boards.
They're getting the blood. I like to get the blood, bro.
Whoa!
oh well we're watching the first video that daily dose ever put out and it's
only three minutes long and it's the same he hasn't changed he hasn't changed
his format hasn't changed oh my god can you die can you die if oh can you die
if you get hit by that wave yes my body could have been crushed
but like would you die from drowning or would you die because the wave like
crushes you or like I don't know both oh god
that dog was crazy man it's gonna break his face I'm just gonna see on this
video hopefully you learned something new and I'll see you guys get very very
soon later it's so short it's so it's so short it's the shortest video it's
only three minutes long when did he change hello everyone this is your
4 Danos of pets.
It's so short!
I want that cat.
Baby, baby, baby-dose, baby-dog.
No!
Banjo.
Banjo.
Banjo.
Banjo.
Banjo.
Banjo.
Look, because these are like 15 minutes long, the first video was like 3 minutes.
You hungry?
Don't let this guy do your taxes.
Oh my god!
That's me!
That was me!
That was me doing math.
Aww.
Aw, wait, but his stairs are right there!
He's trying so hard!
Oh boy.
Does it hurt me, or does this fish look like a human?
Ew! Oh my god, I hate fishes like that, bro. You don't understand. Look at that!
I can do it, bub.
NOOOOOO!
What happened, buddy?
You must be going to the vet maybe.
Now he gets scared.
Najed! Be careful!
Bro, he stole my scarf and then he ran with it and now I'm trying to take it back and he's trying to play tug-of-war.
He is not letting go. Bambi!
Why are you acting like a dog bro?
Bambi! Bambi!
Where's his hang of soup?
Bambi.
Oh well, you know, if you like soggy hay, that's fine.
Let the horse have soggy hay!
Let the horse have soggy hay, bro.
What the fuck?
He's just discovered bubbles.
That is so cute.
That's double head, are you?
Wait, but that kind of like unlocked the poor memory, but what the fuck?
You could have a two-headed- wait!
And wait, that- both of the heads are working.
Hold on.
Wait, but that kinda like unlocked the poor memory, but what the fuck?
You can have a two-headed- wait!
And wait, that both of the heads are working, hold on, does that mean there's two turtles
in there?
I was gonna say frogs.
Is it two turtles or is it just one turtle with two heads?
Is this a human pretending to be a dog?
Every day I come up in this house, you indeed is something.
Now you got your paw resting on my intake.
It's always you, buddy.
He's in the cat.
Uh-oh.
I am going to be a little bit later because my lady escaped through that.
oh no she has wedged us um i'm not sure if you can see it here but she's oh no
oh
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
H-Henry DM me?
H-Henry DM me?
And she was like,
Did you play Season 3, Dial?
There are two characters that I hate so much.
And I was like,
Is it Hoppy and Kate?
I was like, is it homey or Kate? Because I think I know which one it is.
Oh, is it Kate or David? Oh my god, bro, I fucking hate David. Fuck David.
My favorite info, Kate. Well, I think Kate is dead.
And he really dislikes them.
Oh! Ooh, so sweet!
You see rabbits are quiet and peaceful pets.
Well at least give him a treat.
Rabbits are demons?
I know because I had some relatives that had rabbits and they are so evil.
They're so cute, but they're so evil.
I got bait and stomp by a rabbit before.
These dogs love snacking on carrots.
You ever had a rabbit jump off your head?
That happened to me.
I had a rabbit. I had a rabbit stomp on me and then I had another rabbit bite me and
he jumped off my head.
I used to get chased by animals a lot.
I used to get chased by animals a lot.
Like I had relatives that had like animals.
I got chased by chickens.
I got chased by pigs one time.
And I'm like, oh my god.
I was convinced animals did not like me.
Oh my god, I had a friend.
Bro, I had a friend.
I went to a friend's house and I-
Rabbits are insanely horny animals.
My counsons had two male rabbits
and they constantly tried to fuck each other.
I had a friend that like, I-
I got invited over to her house
and she was like, oh, I'm just letting you know
my mom has a cat
and I'm like, okay, and then, like the day before
I was gonna go there
she was like, oh, I'm just letting you know
my mom has cats
Okay, and then we get there and
Really when she said my mom had cats I was not prepared for the amount of cats that
word in that house
like
It was a lot of cats when I was a kid I to me I was like whoa
That's so cool. Look at all these cats
There's so many cats and I remember my mom like rushed me out of there and my mom my mom like rushed me out
And then we were driving home, and I'm like what the fuck I well
I didn't say what the fuck to my mom. Oh my god
I was like why couldn't I stay there? And she was like she was like you don't understand when you get older
You will understand that that is not a place that we should be and I'm like
I'm like, I don't know what you mean
Mila, thank you so much for the raid. I hope you had a great stream.
I hope you had a great stream. Thank you so much for the raid.
But now that I'm an adult, I realize that I think having a house with like 50 cats and you're not equipped to have 50 cats.
50 with 50 cats.
Now that I'm an adult, I realize that yes, my mom has a point.
My mom had a point, bro.
She pretended to faint to see how her daughter-
My mom had a point, and I- I think my mom was, like, extremely-
My mom was not just concerned for me, she was concerned for, like, uh, the kid,
and she was also concerned about the cats.
Yeah, she- and she was- she was just, like, really concerned.
Thank you, thank you!
I hope you had a good stream- a good stream, too.
Sorry, I can't speak English today.
But, bro, I had never seen so many cats in my life.
And they were everywhere.
And then there was like cages.
And not all of them were in the cages.
Yeah.
But like when you're a kid, you don't think about those things when you're a kid.
you just think about, you just see all the cats
and you're like,
whoa, all the cats, wow, cats.
You know what I mean?
You're like, wow, cats.
And you don't know, cause you're a kid.
But now as an adult, you're like,
ah, shit, I wish I,
if I would've known what I knew now.
Good job.
The place wasn't, it did not smell great.
That's for sure.
Oh, good job.
Oh, oh, the cutest squirrel.
My mom, growing up, my mom always told me that it's very important that when you have a pet,
you need to understand that a pet is like a child and a pet is a member of your family.
You need to take care of your pets as if they are your relative, as if they are your own blood.
I'm blood.
That was a fun day out.
She would always tell me not to have a pet unless I'm prepared to take care of them.
You hate your blood!
Oh, God!
Oh, little dog with the- with the- with the quack!
Quack, duck! Duck quack!
Oh shit.
MMA fighting.
Okay, let's do a test.
Steve, Tilly G hears me.
You're very good. I love my mom.
Tilly G!
Ugh!
I don't know.
This bunny has a serious case of the zoomies.
Come on.
That was like the bunny that attacked me!
The bunny that attacked me was just like that.
It was going crazy, like...
What the fuck?
Oh, that's cute.
Oh my god, that's a badass rat. Look at the big ears!
I think it's safe to say he's not a fan of cucumber.
Yehey!
Yehey!
Yehey, you don't like it.
Hey big man, breakfast? Huh? Breakfast time?
Oh breakfast salad. Yeah, it's breakfast time. Yeah, yeah, it's
breakfast time. Yeah, here you go.
Oh my god, you're a bonus to society.
They're all purring!
That dog reminds me of my sister.
Those type of dogs are right in my sister.
Like those kinds of dogs.
That one and the fluffy ones.
Little fluffy, the really fluffy ones.
She's gonna come after my ass.
What the fuck?
You can't come in the house with that stick. You just can't.
You cannot.
I don't have a stick!
You can't come in here with that stick. It's not gonna make it.
See, now you know it's not gonna make it, don't you?
But you love that stick, I know, but no, you can't come in.
Oh.
Kiko's and Sky are gonna go to Grandma's for the first time in the bird backpack.
There's a bird backpack?
No.
Buddy, let's go!
Oh my God!
Buddy!
You in there?
Oh my goodness!
We gotta get Froggy a bird backpack.
I bet she like it.
He's determined to get this box off the chair.
Oh my god, maybe she already has one.
Maybe she does already have one.
He can't fit!
Oh
Why is he looking out the window he's so cute there's a lot to think about
What the?
Oh no!
Happy!
Oh no!
Happy!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
It's so cute.
So pretty.
It's not so pretty.
Get that bird away from me.
Pretty girl.
Oh god.
Listen, let me tell you something.
These type of ducks, like these geese,
they have serrated beaks.
They're evil. They will bite you
and they will destroy your flesh.
They will destroy your flesh.
There will be nothing left.
And
There will be nothing left of you. You'll be completely destroyed bro
You'll be completely destroyed there's nothing left for you
Some geek they do they do have teeth that's what I was talking about they have serrated
They have like a serrated beak where it's like you're their beak is
very
scary and and yucky and they can cut into your flesh
I think I'm joking.
I think I'm kidding.
I'm tripping.
Girl, watch out. Don't let a duck bite you on the leg.
Dad's crazy plans infecting the whole family.
If you're a child, hold this.
No way. Polly, the kids need this.
Just remember, don't go in that wood up top.
Some folks say it's enchanted.
Strange.
Oh, I think we...
Healthy lights.
He's Spider-Man, but he plays a dad in this movie.
He's not Spider-Man anymore, he's dad.
The magic fireaway tree.
It's amazing.
At the top of that ladder are lands that come and go.
There's loot.
Except you must leave before the land turns.
Come on, wait!
I remember the trailer now.
I think it was high as fuck when we watched this.
She does that a lot.
Oh, you'll have so much fun.
You've got a bad body now?
What? I think you still look young? What do you mean?
Oh yeah, I remember that with the bald hair!
Nothing bad can happen there.
Only if they've wished for something silly.
I wish they had someone else's voice.
This is inspired by-
A wonderful world!
Perfect.
This is inspired by Jack and the Giants.
Some charms that are wonderful.
Dad and I just felt like a place like this.
I can't- I can't look at him as a dad!
Like, I still see him as Spider-Man!
Spider-Dad!
I did- I did see that the gorillas released a short animated movie.
I doubt it.
I think if I were to show it, I'd get DMCH up my ass.
You know all that because we just told you it.
I need to get shot, dude.
Stop this feeling.
Fuck off, guys.
Yeah, he looks great.
He looks kind of amazing. Just you wait.
I just- I'm just saying.
What's your name?
I just think he- he just still looks like Spider-Man to me.
I just see him as Spider-Man still.
There is no way I'm going down there.
It's gonna be like a, this is like a road to terabithia movie, like a terabithia movie.
I'm sure you'll agree.
A terabithia? Is this gonna be like a terabithia movie?
I need your help, Nable. I'm in the middle of class.
Son, you're one of the most promising candidates we've ever seen. But why are you here?
A bridge of parent and paramedia?
We've seen the hopper trailer so many times!
Of the United States, Arvin! Do you understand me?
Yeah, sorry, I'm sorry!
No, not a superman. Thank you, I'll just have to look back.
You can expect your emotional, physical, and mental strength to be pushed to the limit.
Oh my god.
Keep your eyes open.
It's cold as hell tonight.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're not going to do anything.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Once, I nearly got fucking over here.
But nearly doesn't count.
Well, I'm, I'm interested, I'm interested, John Blinders?
That's just too many guys.
What?
Can't we have Ninja Turtles too?
The secret of the oooos?
He exalts!
Can pay us for one full week?
What is environment?
A pasta?
What's that?
Was that vanilla ice?
Violent.
A pasta.
What is it?
Never forget who you are.
Wait, you don't want to freak me out about this?
What is it?
Come on
Come on
Come on
They have teeth bro. I don't know what it is. It's just the teeth freak me the fuck out like I
Just don't like the teeth man. You mean you haven't heard vanilla ice's ninja rap song
Does he have braces am I seeing this correctly or am I going crazy?
Have I seen this right or wrong? Does he have braces? I'm losing my mind.
Stop it. Ain't no way. Who gave him braces?
Guys, I just need to know what doctor in the areas practicing is like, hey, I'm gonna give
these turtles braces.
What do they know about turtle tooth care?
Only our teenagers.
They are teenagers. So what because you're a teenager you have to have braces is that a requirement?
He has braces?
Why does he have braces?
He's a turtle!
Why do they have teeth?
It is in braces, the costumes were not in good condition
It is in braces, the costumes were not in good condition
They just filmed them that way
So what the teeth are just fucked up
The teeth are just fucked up is that it is that what it is? It's not braces
The fuck is a pal pal face
With a pout pout face and you spread the dreary weary I spread the dreary weary
Hey, what are you doing?
I need to find a new home for my 300 brothers and sisters.
300?
Oh, wait...
No.
No, no, no, no!
Uh-oh.
Just destroyed somebody's house and maybe killed somebody.
Whoa!
Wow.
Exact same spot.
I'm not even sure how to react to that.
I know who can help!
Shema!
Who's gamer?
The fish that grants magic wishes?
Yes!
There's a fish that grants wishes?
Oh no, this movie.
Oh no!
What the fuck?
Grab my skin!
What are they dolphins?
What the fuck?
Dear god!
We don't know them! Stop!
What the fuck? Are those freaking jellyfish?
What is this?
Crazy!
What am I watching?
What is this?
This is insane.
I feel like I'm on drugs.
But I am.
But I'm on more drugs than I'm actually.
Nick Auberman!
Wow.
Crazy pouty.
Okay, I don't like-
Okay, I don't like-
you
you
you
you
you
I would assume that somebody's house and I would say, okay, it's time to turn the fuck
around and leave.
Just turn around.
the fuck why wouldn't why wouldn't you turn around up it can't be sort of
this
oh okay so then they get enticed by a girl okay
Do you want to go inside my house?
We're just trying to pass through.
It ain't opening, so now what?
Just ask someone for help.
And... we saw something.
Uh-oh.
And now the psycho is after us.
Roro.
Bullies, you shouldn't have gone through the gate.
Why did you go through the gate?
Oh, what the hell?
I don't know the truth. I swear to God.
I think we're locked in here.
Wait, is that a whole community?
I'm to lead this community.
Those boys...
Oh my God, I thought it was just a house. It's a whole fucking community.
Wait, is that James Van Der Beek?
Didn't he just pass away? Oh, is this his last film?
I think we're locked in here.
I have been called upon to lead this community.
those boys seek to destroy us. We have to get to the police before they act like those.
They're not gonna leave us in a place like this. Find them.
Oh my god, they went into a cult community. That's insane. That's insane, bro.
Let God's will be done.
Kid, I just need your help.
Uh-oh.
What the fuck?!
I'm telling you the truth!
He is the threat!
No, no, no, no, no!
You understand now.
God damn it, I'm- I'm suckered into watching this movie now.
I wanna know what happens!
I'm a god.
He's a what?!
Oh god!
I saw you.
No.
You've seen what happens when people get in my way.
The Gates.
I don't want to watch that.
I think I could play Tommy C.
I don't want to watch that film.
Maybe not just yet.
I know it may look unconventional.
Believe me, we won't be keeping him there for long.
Tommy's doing too a rebellious face.
I still don't understand.
So what did he like?
He lived like a part-time style and they were like,
you know what, we're just gonna lock him up in a basement.
We're gonna fucking lock you up in a basement.
I apologize for what I did to you. I promise not to do it again.
Good boy.
Tony is a bad boy. He's a bad boy.
Progress you've made
The bad boy and bad boys get locked up in the basement. That's what happens to bad boys
All right, Chad get ready to get in the basement
Bad boys and girls get locked in the basement. Come on
Someone else used to live here. What did you do to him?
You protected this from me today
Come on, come up to my basement!
Oh, really?
I'm not psychopaths.
Already in Hennya's basement?
Hennya's basement and my basement connect.
We have a tunnel connecting.
It's so beautiful.
Oh no!
Man, I wanna see this one.
All the way out here?
Hitler!
I wanna see this one!
I wanna see this one, bro.
Hello?
Because if you see a bunch of dolls in the forest, that's it.
Are you okay?
I'm walking away.
A wonderfully violent, backwards slasher.
The scariest movie yet in the Grape Chainsaw Massacre tradition.
If you don't know, you can have to play along.
Ew!
This March.
Are they the breastfeeder?
you
you
you
you
you
I
They always play this song
Made it into who she is
Every single?
That should probably go.
We should probably stay.
Oh my god!
Oh, I just saw the quality and Hoover thing.
Hold on.
Welcome to be undertone.
Not the podcast movie. Anything but the podcast movie.
Podcast where we talk about all things creepy.
Not the podcast movie.
I'm Erin House-Skeptic, Evie Babich, and I'm joined by my believer, Kovos, just in a while.
This is my vocal fry, and I'm coming at you live with my podcast.
I want to talk to you about creepy things, and that's what we're going to talk about today.
So what are some of the things that you're afraid of?
An anonymous email. Let's keep an open mind, Evie.
Let me guess. It's a demonic possession.
Okay. Easy. Alright.
What are you afraid of?
Tell me.
That hurts my throat, bro.
We've heard weird stuff before.
That hurts my throat.
You believe that?
I'd like to see good Mary.
I'm telling you there was a campaign they did a campaign like a month ago where on on a certain day like a bunch of people started tweeting out
Oh my god
I saw a preview of the movie in the last 20 minutes were those scary shit. I've ever seen in my whole entire life
I can't sleep for the next three weeks
And it was all the same message. I was like
Okay
What are you guys afraid of?
Are you guys like afraid of like the dark?
What are some of the things you're super afraid of?
Ow!
Ow!
I'm afraid of vtubers, vtube buddy.
vtube buddy.
vtube.
There's only one way to find out.
Definitely.
You should stop listening.
You're a brain of vocal fright?
One time, my mom, like, totally scared me.
It was like 3am and my mom, like, came into my room and, like, everything was really dark
and it was, like, so scary. It was, like, the scariest thing I've ever experienced in my life
and I cannot, like, you know, understand.
HA HA HA
What are you thinking?
You shouldn't have listened to all those times.
It's what she wants.
AHHHHHHHHH
Podcast!
I will watch this film.
I will watch it and I'll let you guys know.
Oh shit, a ballerina movie!
What the-
I did not expect that, hold up.
No!
It's the blood of a warrior.
They turn pain into beauty.
Chaos into precision.
Would you puzzle for yourself being a jerk for like two minutes?
Bite me bones.
Bite me bones?
Your Budapest showcase could change your life.
Only the world's best dancers get invited.
Bullet trainer, Thomas Vaughn.
Oh my god, I haven't had service for like the past like five miles.
Ooh, a diamond?
Go cut your things, we need to get out of here!
Quentin Tarantino!
We have to get out of here!
No one is coming!
Oh my god, murdering Ballerina movie?
Not going anywhere, Ballerina!
Hey!
I'm not strong enough to do this!
What the fuck?
Tell me you're not strong.
Rhythmia, that's her!
I'm sorry! Don't apologize to him!
There are naughty little girls in the house.
Find them.
And silence them.
Move.
I'll get this out of the way.
Oh, god, I feel like I'm gonna watch this movie.
I think I'm gonna watch this.
It's an action movie.
What?
Ain't no- Ain't no- Ain't no- Ain't no- Ain't no- Ain't no fucking way she's dancing around
on point while this shit is happening.
There is no fucking way they're doing this.
There is no way.
This is so ridiculous.
That's insane.
There's no way they're on point while murdering people.
That's crazy.
The only way out is Jager!
Oh.
What the fuck?
You mother-
That to-
I have to watch this movie! This movie's gonna be crazy!
Crazy!
This is for the girly pobs!
That totally is sick.
Oh, she put a-
Okay, see, now that's different.
You see?
You put a blade at the end
just like that girl that did that dance.
That totally is sick.
I must have one.
I must have one.
Based on a true story.
If you wanna watch a film
that's like really scary,
a dance movie? What was the name of that movie? I don't remember.
What was it called? It wasn't... Ah! I know what it was called. If you want to watch a really scary movie, that's about dance. It's not
That one's really that one's scary. But if you want to watch a scary dance movie, I
Will I will recommend the movie climax?
It is a movie that came out in 2018. It is a horror dance movie
Okay, it is scary. It is a movie where a group. It's like a dance troupe
They go to an empty school and they're having like a they're having like some sort of like retreat
They're having some sort of like retreat
at the school and they're having like a party and someone came and like drugged
they put drugs in the punch they drugged the punch but like they put like
really crazy drugs in the punch and everybody started tripping balls and
everybody starts murdering each other it's fucking crazy it was a crazy
movie one of the craziest movies I've ever watched since when does the GCSE
so arms ISIS she's no longer one of us yeah I've talked about it before cuz
like I watched it and I was just like in shock it was so it's it was such a
creepy movie it was so weird but no longer system no the problem is man so
cool I know that he us was investigating also cool what two
What is this?
What is happening?
Friend of action movie, Untouchable?
Agent Zero.
So Bond films!
Bond, what the fuck, bro?
We need to talk.
It's called the Paragon.
It's an old hotel down the shore.
The Paragon.
It's where the legendary gangster, Meyer Lansky, stashed, is missing 300 million.
Are you guys seeing this?
Are you guys seeing this?
Oh my god, the biggest trope.
Are you guys seeing this? Check this out, guys!
Are you guys seeing this?
Wait, what hotel is this? Is this a real hotel?
It's called the Paragon. It's an old hotel now.
Paragon.
Paragon Hotel.
Is that real?
That's probably fake.
It's where the legendary gangster Myerlansky stashed his missing $3,000,000.
Are you guys seeing this?
Are you guys seeing it?
Have you guys gone looking for this money?
Never been heard from again.
Sounds... dangerous.
Uh-oh.
Oh, cabin in the woods.
Search room by room, floor by floor.
What the?
What the fuck?
That's like that tree from the game.
Oh
Look oh demon hotel, okay double hotel
Hello?
Okay, what part of like, surely the Night Vision Goggles don't allow you to hear demonic growling?
Make it man!
Do not enter.
soon.
Wow!
Alpha!
What?
The panic? Oh no, we're all gonna die now.
my good hand tattooed evil crosses brother's fist that filter by French movie
Two challenger resists
And never is thrown as a maid
Bro, period in the pool bro?
Oh girls worst nightmare
Girls worst nightmare bro
Girls worst nightmare
From which I'm told
All history does unfold
Down here it's made of a wooden wire
And my buddy
That's not her period, okay, but I've had multiple dreams about that happening to me even though I don't go in the pool.
It could have been!
It could have been!
What is happening?
It's happening!
I'm so confused.
Guys, I'm so confused. I don't know what the fuck is going on.
This is like a...
Alpha.
I-I-I don't understand anything that's happening right now.
Art.
From Neon.
Is Neon, of course, is weird.
Is Neon, of course.
Hi.
Hello.
Zara is sick.
I have to go back to school with the first semester.
Are you from me?
No shit.
Floria!
Sadler, I didn't do anything.
I think she has a very strong pain.
I'm so sorry, we're in the second floor today.
Lint, third floor.
No, Champagne.
I'm completely alone.
See you later.
Can you play the third floor, Lint?
Ah, empty. There's no TV in the hospital rooms.
I'm gonna go crazy.
I'll go crazy if I don't have a TV.
Paula, but I didn't forget her.
I think she's okay.
Hey guys, I'm almost there.
Oh my God.
She's working so hard, Jesus.
My heart goes out to all the nurses out there, bro.
It's not easy, especially working the night shift, bro.
I think we should have a little rest.
We have to wait for the next hour.
And don't you want to bring the first nurse?
I'm almost there.
Ow!
This morning I said that the doctor is still with us.
They will have to wait until today.
18, 18, 18, 18, 18.
So it's all cast out?
Bro.
It is very stressing.
It is very stressing.
I think one time I had a nurse come into my room
and she was like, I just need to take a breath, please.
I'm sorry.
And I was like, it's OK.
It's OK, you can take a breath, man.
Hello, I'm sorry.
Hello.
You can take it now!
I don't want to get hurt.
It's rough, bro. It's rough. Especially like, it's rough all hours of the day, but I think
to me, like, the hardest part is the night shift. Like, the night shift, when they do
the change of the staff at 7 p.m. and they switch to night shift, that shit is like,
night shift is like the worst. It's very difficult. It's very hard. And there and and for some
reason it's like they expect nurses to have so many patients. And it's like you're assigning
all these patients to this one person. And it's a lot. It's a lot of responsibility and
a lot of work. You know, especially if you're like on a floor where there's like
Elderly people, you know where there's like elderly people because they're I
Recall multiple times being in the hospital and like I would be the youngest patient on the floor
Because I was always in I was always in like areas for like people with respiratory problems
I was on a heart floor one time and like I I I would always be like the youngest person on the floor and
And the amount of trouble that they would have with with the elderly it just it was very sad
It was very sad
So we have nudity. Oh my god
That happened to me once I know this one does this one guy that he would like take off all his clothes and just like walk around
naked at like four a.m.
I was like
Hey who just walk around he wasn't bothering anybody he just wanted to walk
around naked he just wanted to walk around naked
there was this other lady that she kept asking for animals like over and over
again there there was a lot I have many stories of like older seasoned people
that I got to know. Oh my god, there was this one guy? You could tell he was a beloved man.
He was a beloved man, an older man, and a beloved man. He would always bring his family. His
family would come over like every night. And I thought that was great, but it's like
they would stay there and they would like
make a lot of noise
like
they would like party
in the room
i'm talking music talking laughing singing and i think and i think that's great i i think that's great but like
i think that's great but there's so many people on the floor that like we're all struggling
Night shifts during a weekend and full moon things go crazy at 3 a.m. Yeah, man
3 a.m. Was a crazy time
So why thank you so much for the five gift it says 3 a.m. Was a crazy time bro
If you ever want to see crazy shit go to a hospital at 3 a.m. 3 a.m. 4 a.m.
Those are always the craziest times to see the craziest shit
Crazy shit happening bro
Or a Denny's
One time it was my birthday and I spent my birthday in the hospital and I couldn't really
eat anything or whatever but my mom felt bad so she bought a piece of cake for me and she
I left it in my closet
And I'll never forget I'll never forget at midnight
It wasn't midnight
It was like it was like around 1 a.m. Because I was I was afraid that somebody was gonna come in it was after like
I always had like nurses come in every like hour
I was one of those pages where the nurses always had to check up on me. I always had to get my shit taken and
so like around like 1 a.m. I'll never forget I told the nurses I was going to
the bathroom and I walked over and it was like a big open closet and this is so
pathetic I took the little cake and I like sang happy birthday to myself and
then I just took one bite of cake and I threw the rest in the garbage because
I couldn't really eat it it was a plain cake it was a plain little cake bro it
was a plain little cake okay don't make me cry don't cry don't cry it was okay
It's no big deal.
I felt so pathetic.
I'm like, bro, look at me.
What am I doing with my life?
What am I doing?
Sad birthday, bro.
I was always up in that place.
I'm glad I don't go back there anymore.
I'm glad I don't go back there to stay for long periods of time.
I mean, I still go back there,
but I don't go for like staying, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I was not a vicar.
Back in November I had to be hospitalized due to what they had first thought was leukemia.
Turns out I had a vitamin B deficiency so bad that they literally couldn't measure my vitamin B levels.
Holy shit!
Anyway, since I'm autistic I got a room all to myself.
Oh, I love those private rooms. I got private rooms too, I never shared room.
But I guess that's like-
Yeah, you're going to make me cry.
I'm glad you've gotten this far.
I'm glad I'm glad listen the perks of having immune deficiency disease you never have to share a room with anybody bro
I never had to share a room with anyone
That's the best part I
Always looked at the silver lining silver lining about having immune deficiency and having respiratory problems
You never have to share your room with anybody. I never had to share a room with anyone I
Only shared a room with somebody one time and
and it was when I was I think I was like 13 or 14 years old and I remember I was
my roommate was this girl that she was like 19 she was like way older than me
and she was like on on she was like on the cusp of like not being pediatric
anymore and I remember she was there because she she had like severe bulimia
and uh she was she was very very nice she was very nice to me I was really
scared like talk to her but she was like super nice yeah I there's just some
people that you just don't forget you know what I mean I still remember that
girl I hope she's doing okay I hope she's okay
I hope she lived a long, beautiful life.
Yeah, she...
Cheer! I also have a disease that makes my immune system attack my liver so they have to shut down my immune system so I rarely leave my house.
To that's why I watch you. You make me feel better about myself.
Thank you. I'm giving you a hug.
I hope she's living living living large and in charge living a great wonderful life
But yeah, bro like
she uh
Remember I was like I was like nervous to talk to her
But I thought I thought she was really cool
But also she like so this time and yeah, it's like this is I've been I've been in the hospital so many times
Like yeah, my mom pulled me back in here again. I'm like
I'm in here because I'm sick and I can't clear my lungs good.
I can't clear my lungs good.
Sick all the time.
If you're in the hospital for your birthday, find your IV line and pinch it at 11,059 and 45 seconds.
Then the IV pump will start alarming to celebrate the arrival of your special day.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Oh my happy birthday!
That is the pro- thank you for the pro tapes!
Thanks for the pro tapes bros!
Thanks for the pro tapes!
I appreciate it!
That's- yeah that's certainly a nice tip!
Thanks for the tips!
And it'll bring a bunch of people for you!
Yeah that's true! We'll have instant guests!
A bunch of guests will show up for my party.
Uh...
We could launch a few videos.
Uh, let's watch some video submissions that, uh, people have sent in.
Personally, I always describe your type of illness as everyone's immune system is a well-trained military.
But people like Maus have a tribal military that is still learning how bows work.
So people need to donate plasma because doing so is then giving you volunteer crisis aid troops
that first world countries like to do for third world countries.
My military just doesn't want to work, period.
My military doesn't want to work at all.
I'm so tired of you pretending to be some dumb video game character.
You're not a Brazilian samurai, and you can't double jump.
May good night,
I'm a drunk,
I'm a white old,
HAHAHAHAHA!
Time to end this.
Oh my god!
Is this you guys playing with your girlfriends?
Get ready to watch-
Is this you fighting with your girlfriend, bro?
You know who sent that in? I'm gonna put you on blast, Alex!
I'm gonna put you on blast, Alex!
Alex?
Looking over at the mod chat and it's everybody's doing this in the mod chat.
They're posting soprano gifts.
What are you guys talking about?
What are you guys talking about over here?
Sorry, we're currently soprano posting.
Who is soprano posting?
No, watch my stream!
Excuse me!
Discussing an episode.
Alright, now you know it's time I gotta move on to a new game.
When the mods are discussing an episode of the Sopranos.
That's actually fucking hilarious.
Thanks for being here.
How do you guys see a fish in here?
Oh, I gave Chad a fish to help him calm down.
That scene was fucking crazy.
You guys think Tony?
All right.
Ah, poor German, they're not even looking.
Gavin, they use a watch for the five gifted subs.
Poor German.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Then, did you so much of that fine gifted sauce?
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
Oh
Eh, what?
Oh no!
It's the same as the one in the colonel
What should I do with these girls?
I need another one.
You're lying, right?
No way.
You're lying, right?
The captain's hand.
Oh my god, their 3D model is so cute.
I got my trackers, I need to test them out.
I need to test them out, though.
I'm gonna see if I can test them out this week.
Wait, is she going-
Really?
She's going to the bathroom?
I'm sorry, I didn't look it up.
It's moving.
I think I can do it.
I think I can do it.
I think I can do it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Stop, stop, stop.
Oh my god.
Stop waiting.
Stop it, you pigabro!
It's just fucking, it's just fucking me!
Fun fact, you've been an inspiration for me ever since I first learned to view back in early 2020.
Reasoning is for several things.
First, you're a fellow Latina from the beautiful island I call home.
And secondly, despite not having your kind of illness, I'm still somewhat of a shut-in against my own ones
because I got the unfortunate combination of several mental disabilities and scoliosis.
Part one of two.
I'll give you big hugs, I'll give you big hugs.
Oh my god.
Part 2. This always made it so it's very hard for me to go out and socialize with people even in simple stuff like getting a job or sitting in place due to my mind always being all over the place and my back screaming at me if I'm not laying down.
So watching how much you've grown these last five years and all the good you have done for the world has always been a massive inspiration so thank you.
Thank you. That's very sweet. Thank you. Thank you. I'm doing you a log. Thank you
You're so sweet. That's very kind. Thank you
Guys come down
It's okay we can share our feelings
Oh my god, I'm...
I'm scared
Oh no, Marin is in the way
I just feel bad that it's being shared at the time when Marin is going to f**k in the bathroom!
What are you doing?
The bathroom is 3D
Oh no, Marin is in the way
Here
Is this my worst nightmare?
Fuck yeah, but I'm a fucking idiot and I promise you I beg you that I'll probably forget to take off my fucking trackers
I have to set up at the box at the box right on my couch
My the box is right on my couch
The next time I try to run, I'll get you!
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Ahhhh I hit it
Oh my god
That's it.
Yes.
Now, let's go!
Shoot!
Oh my god.
Holy shit, that was hilarious.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
So I got the Rebo...
I have bronchopulmonary dysplasia BPD with about 60 to 70% lung capacity, which makes me highly vulnerable to respiratory illness.
The COVID years were extremely difficult and led to anxiety attacks and now, social anxiety.
So while I understand some of your struggles, I've always admired your resilience and strength of character.
character.
I'll give you a hug.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I was, I was a, I have, I have the, I have the RevoCat ones, but I also, I'm talking
to Giri to get the LiDAR, to get the LiDAR camera one too.
So we'll have two tracking options, so we're going to get the camera, the LiDAR
camera one, and then I also have the RevoCat one, if you guys don't remember, the
The ReboCat trackers are the ones... Do you guys remember the...
BLEEEE
Do you guys remember the...
The VTuber that went to the bathroom?
The P... The P... The PPVTuber?
I feel so bad. I always forget her name.
Fuck. I need to remember her name.
I don't want to call her the PPVTuber.
I don't want to call her that.
I don't want to call her that.
So I bought those trackers the one that she has and then I'm getting the I'm
trying to get the the lighter ones too because I want those too
So sue me for being thorough. I want to know that you know what the plan is. Look seriously, how many artifacts do we need to steal?
Why am I watching? I've never seen this.
Well, I just want to make sure you know what's happening. We're gonna get the treasure, we're gonna get out of there, and we also have to...
HAH!
We must get it. That's the most important thing. So be on your A-game. We go now.
I guess I'll drive the car today because it's my bucket.
Don't let him get in the car. Please don't let him...
Come on, move on, sir!
Please drive whatever...
Not the hell!
Oi, more important...
This is 11 years old!
We have a rat problem.
We don't. Get in.
Let's go! Speed it up!
Yeah, that's the speed I'm looking for.
That's the type of fastness I want!
I don't even know where you're going at this point.
We've been driving all night.
It's my birthday!
How old is this game?
You just...
You're running over a guy right now.
Are you fucking serious?
Is-
Er, mommy, next time we do this, I'll get my nana to drive.
Is this not a game? What is this? Is this a movie he made?
Um, excuse me, sir, I got you over to dancing. It's actually $10 to dance with stuff, and you're gonna have to give me-
Oh, I got it!
Holy sh-
Ladies and gentlemen of the day, may I have the attention of the class?
My name is Dick Jaston Lee-Witcher, and I'm here to take the treasure chest that's in the back room.
What the fuck?
That's good.
You stand before Geron, guardian of the treasure chest of the Mayan temple.
And I will make sure to get hay after this.
But what if I watch? I feel like I'm a drug.
What are you doing? Hey, will we...
We've got rats. We've played yet night. We stopped yet night.
Where are the rats?
Alright, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, I like rats. Nothing bad with rats.
But let me tell you something. Over my dead body, are you getting this treasure?
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
Is this where that sound bite comes from?
Is this where the sound comes from?
Is it come from this movie?
That's your favorite movie too, right?
The whole red shit?
You like your movies frozen.
I like that idea.
Oh, I see.
I was wondering where that was from.
Wow, that's great pick choice for favorite is movie.
I wonder if I have to think that now.
Now I get to be the giant red cool surprise.
So you're trying to tell me that inside of this building right here, there was a giant rat.
Among other things, there was a giant pickles. Did you say pickles?
Or am I putting that in there by myself?
Well, the massage and pickles is gonna go in here and check it out.
We're gonna make sure everything's okay.
And give me some candy corn too. That's a weird request, I know. But just get it.
You guys are gonna drop it, and we're gonna be in big trouble.
So quick, press it around. I hear somebody coming to me.
Put it out, put it out!
Hey, get in!
Hello, sir. Welcome to the rat cafe.
There's no rats here. It's just our hamburgers.
Ah, that would be real nice if that were true.
Oh.
Except it isn't.
You're a rat, aren't ya?
Windows 3D movie maker?
No, no, why would I have been?
That's not enough.
I swear, it's just right.
We're just people.
Man, I'm gonna be taking you in.
And you wouldn't be funny if this were real.
I'm just kidding.
And be careful, though.
There's apparently a giant rat around.
You have a good day, officer.
What's the matter on the back?
Nice clean it's back to the drawing board. Well, let's say that's great. I don't know how to draw so you're gonna have to do it right
Oh my god, there's pretty cat!
Duty will not go unnoticed.
Look, God, please!
What?
Are you wearing a rat on your shoulder?
Why would I be wearing-
What the-
Oh, shit!
Oh no!
Oh no!
What's the big problem?
She can't police you here!
Are you kidding me right now, can't police?
Get the fuck out of here!
I don't want to talk!
Get the fuck out of here!
We're never gonna get the fuck out of here!
Come on, dude!
Look, can't police!
You're killed in five days!
I'm in jail in five days!
Oh, no, they made a barricade!
Oh, no!
Good job, Cat Police. You did it again. You saved the world.
And that's what we do as Cat Police. We make the world a better...
Wow.
What, Cat Alien?
Oh, my God.
I can't believe we sat down and watched the whole thing.
I fucking knew the cats were aliens. I knew it. I knew it.
I feel like I'm high.
Am I? Maybe.
Slime Rancher 10th Anniversary?
Oh!
Slime Rancher too!
Hello and welcome everybody!
How's everybody doing tonight?
This is a Slime Rancher!
Um, I almost don't know what to make of it, like that's so many people showing up.
Is this to try to convince me to place Slime Rancher?
Um, for this thing that you made, I'm just so happy that what we made like affected
people enough that they would show up to this, that it could produce heart like
this, that it has expanded in the way it has.
Here are new people!
this that it has expanded in the way it has.
Here at Nucleus, because they really sell great animators and entertainment industry,
the way that they interpret the world with color really helps how you like, where you're at,
what you're doing, what you're about to get involved with.
I was really excited to take some time and just like, see everything.
Yeah, it's just...
Slime Rancher's 10 years old?
Definitely took me by surprise.
I love the reactions that the fans have to this game, because it is such a lovely game.
I try to compose a little bit of love into each track. I can't help it.
It was really awesome to see. I don't know what I expected.
Wow, artist's view.
I was just kind of hanging out.
I love it!
I love it!
I love it!
I love it!
I love it!
I love it!
I love it!
I love it!
I really love this game and I hope they know that.
The vibe of it, the colors, the music, it's just such a fun, beautiful experience.
I'm so excited that a game like that exists that is just like a cozy, cutesy game that can be enjoyed by everyone.
It is like a choose-your-own-adventure of a game.
My favorite part is just to see the area go from a desolate to just full of slime.
Slime Rancher's been really good about giving people all these fun characters.
It's a really colorful world.
I really need something that has like cute visuals, bright colors, the style of it.
So I immediately was like...
So once a vintage slime rental propaganda, yup.
Like yeah, this is for me.
So cool. Everything's so colorful. It's so global.
It's such an amazing game.
All of the shapes are so soft and bubbly.
Everything's wiggling and bouncy.
Everything is so vibrant and alive.
And you just feel so welcome everywhere you go.
The world is its own character. You have like all these emotions with the music and the way the art is and you can find a lot of peace in it.
You can find a lot of chaos in it. You can find a lot of goofiness in it.
I think people can relate to all of that.
When I think about the success of this game, what I hold most dear is that, you know, people tell us that it helped them and it made them happy.
When you feed live birds, you can feed the birds to the slums.
You can't beat that. It's just a wonderful thing to have put out in the world at the end of the day
Well, that's cute. Thanks for the propaganda
And it wasn't Scuttlebutt who submitted this by the way it was somebody else. It was somebody else by the way
There's more. There's more slime rancher propaganda people
And you believe it
How a cat works.
Let's take a look inside to explore the intricate systems that keep this marvelous creature functioning.
As you can see, the feline body houses six main rooms, each operating at an extraordinary
level of precision.
Let's zoom in and examine each subsystem more closely.
Starting at the top right is the acoustically tuned meow production room.
The Meow Productions!
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, the Purr Generator!
just one cat?
from elevated surfaces.
These objects, mugs, eggs, bottles
are carefully analyzed for impact,
noise, and reaction better.
Very smart cat.
Each test is repeated and refined
to discover the ideal speed, angle,
and push force for maximum effect.
Wow.
Just next door is the laser tracking room.
This department is tasked with solving
one of the greatest challenges in feline history,
catching the red dot.
Oh, I see.
Despite significant technological advancements,
and the ability to track the dot in real time with near perfect precision,
they have yet to capture the red dot.
One day they will, I believe.
But success remains just out of reach.
I believe they will.
Now we're live at a less understood room.
The panic room.
Oh, no.
No one truly understands what triggers it.
Sometimes it's a sudden movement.
Sometimes it seems totally random.
The operator stands ever ready, one paw hovering over a giant red button, which, when pressed,
launches the cat into sprint mode.
We also don't know what exactly makes the operator stop it again.
And finally, the most mysterious room of all.
No one knows what goes on in here.
What happened in there?
Objects that enter never return.
This theorize it's a portal to another dimension, a black hole from which no mass, light or food
can escape.
Maybe this is why a cat is always hungry, but we can't say for sure.
So there you have it, a cat, a truly marvelous biological machine, mysterious, precise, yet
somehow still chaotic.
And even with everything we now know, we're really no closer to understanding how or
or why a cat works.
Wow.
Wow.
Wonderful.
Incredible.
I learned so much
about cat.
Cinema.
Cat cinema.
Cat-a-mo.
Taddleble.
Taddleble.
Catanima? Oh no. You ruined it!
You ruined it!
Now it's gonna be cat animal forever!
God damn it.
Where's this?
BEEXEL!
What the fuck? Holy shit.
Bruh.
PIXAAA!
Did he say pizza?
Did he say pizza, bro?
I don't know.
Oh no, someone sent a stand-up video.
If it's bad, I'm turning it off.
Is this your wife or girlfriend?
Wife, that's great.
that's great miss what do you do she's stay home okay cool hello man okay I'll
just talk to you that all right you say how much shut up
you know I never know you know I never know how it's gonna go my mouth goes
before my brain does sometimes and I'm really glad you guys enjoy that are you
guys doing you guys doing all right all together all couples look at this it's
all coupled up that's awesome man you guys you guys here together what's your
names what are your names Melissa she speaks
What's that?
You let her to the hole?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
That was risky. It didn't pay off.
No one laughed at the husband.
You have to go home later.
I leave and I go home all alone.
Can you only do crowd work?
I think sometimes crowd work is cool.
It can be funny.
But when somebody just makes
just makes their whole stand-up routine just crowd work it's just it can get kind
a roof.
They can get kind of rough.
They can get kind of rough.
One is just crowd work.
You know what I mean?
If we're observational, I'm just not really that, like, I feel like I used to like stand
up when I was like younger I feel like when I was like younger I liked it I
liked it more now I'm kind of like
you know what I mean
I think I'm getting too old.
I just remember!
I just remember every guy that I used to know a long time ago obsessed with Dane Cook.
Every fucking guy I knew thought he was the funniest guy alive.
Every guy that you would ever meet back then.
They all love Dane Cook for some reason.
I don't know why, I was just like.
Hey, I think he's having a stroke.
All right, I think you might be right.
I told you you should have went to the hospital yesterday.
Yesterday?
I was just like, oh.
Yeah, yesterday just happened during yoga class.
But I didn't want to miss it.
Yeah, he was doing the first drooling downward dog
in history.
But then it went away.
And then what happened?
Yeah, they were more mashed potatoes on the table than there were in his mouth.
So he never went to the hospital?
When did this one begin?
Ten minutes or so.
I mean, do I really need to go to the hospital?
Yes!
Say Puffed Pastry.
Puffed Pastry, I should go.
Number one, somebody call for someone passing out?
Yeah man, he keeps passing out.
Oh, hi.
How many times has he passed out?
Oh no man, like four or five times.
Does anyone else know mashed potatoes?
And you're just calling now?
Yeah man, it's all like he's out for a long time.
He wakes up like two seconds after he goes down.
Dude, that is not a reason.
Holy crap.
What if he stabbed himself with-
Wait for it.
Holy crap.
Hi.
Well this is new.
Mike, come on buddy, calm down. You know we're here to help you. What do you think?
Making man.
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. Nose candy? Nah, not enough talking.
Annie took off all of his clothes. I'm a paramedic.
Oh, maybe he took like a...
Hey Mike, are you being chased by wolves? You see them too?
Oh, Flocka.
Flocka.
What the fuck is Flocka?
I'm gonna go help Russell, the naked guy.
Oh, excuse me, sir.
We got this much here for a fire alarm.
Is everything okay?
What?
I don't know what you're talking about, man.
Oh, I don't know what you're talking about.
So you have a ton of smoke inside your house.
You don't need to go inside and check it out.
Nah.
We're good.
What?
This isn't the first time this has happened.
Thanks for being here for this.
yep it started off fine and then it was on fire it's definitely not gonna be the
last uh-oh right I can see the head a couple more big pushes oh no baby oh
hey you must be the boyfriend yeah there's all the trucks outside good
she okay dude she's doing great man the baby is almost here good
It's a boy!
Hey listen bro, I know this feels completely overwhelming right now, but don't worry man. You're gonna be an awesome dad.
No, it's not that. I just got back from college and uh, I've been going for a year.
Uh oh.
Okay, who's ready to go to the hospital? 911, somebody called for a fight.
Yeah, that was me.
Yeah, I can see that.
Isn't that a light in your arm?
Yeah, you know, the old lady and I got in a little argument
when I brought home the wrong flowers.
Oh, no!
I got a solar-powered long light in my arm.
I mean, I suppose it could be worse.
Yeah, I mean, we could have broken up, too, you know?
Hey, and speaking of, what are the chances
Maybe you should break up!
...that you time for dinner?
Holy crap, we're gonna be here a lot.
If I rescue somebody cold for a twisted ankle,
my ankle hurts.
Okay, we can fix that, but what happened?
Hey, I'm knowing that call.
I don't know what happened.
It was, hey.
Yeah, apparently this is a compilation
of all real things he's seen as a paramedic in Firefighter.
Christmas decorations on the ladder
and then next thing you know,
he's hobbling around the street confused,
calling himself the Krispy Kris Kringle.
Why are there Christmas decorations in April?
Which decorations was he working on?
Those ones.
That's not good oh, no
You fell 22 feet why are the Christmas decorations in April fire rescue please hurry he's bleeding everywhere
Where is he there?
Hey, oh wow your mom. Oh, what oh, yeah, and then a huge deal, but the why are your pants missing?
Uh-oh.
That's why.
We gotta go.
Right now.
Virus, can somebody call for trouble breathing?
Hi.
Are you able to just check him out really fast and make sure he's okay?
Oh, no.
Yeah, we could definitely do that, but what exactly is going on?
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Just all of a sudden, said his head was hurting and he couldn't breathe.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, just out of nowhere.
Is it Cinnamon?
You know?
The Cinnamon Challenge.
I don't know where.
Sir, can you do me a favor and turn around for a second,
please?
Any chance you guys were doing the Cinnamon Challenge
and accidentally inhaled a little bit
and smashed your head on the countertop
when you leaned over to cough your brains out?
Pah!
Pah!
Pah!
Oh my god.
Lady.
Pah!
Pah!
Yeah
They don't know if I rest you somebody call for a car accident. Hey my moron brother over here just got his leg rearranged
I was just resting my leg out the window the car came by too close and why would you have your leg out the window?
look like
That's not good, man. Yeah, that's not bad. Oh my god. That's bad and like when I was a kid one time
I put my leg, I put my feet on the dashboard and my mom was like,
Don't do that!
If we're gonna do an accident, your legs, they're gonna break off!
I've been telling them for years to stop putting
his foot fungus-filled feet out the window and now look what happened.
You think right now is the time to lecture me with my leg as a new knee?
Alright man, what do you want to do?
She's right, she's right.
I'm gonna go from there.
It was right.
So your back just locked up out of nowhere?
Yeah man, yesterday I turned 40 and this morning I wake up, bend over to tie my shoes and BAM!
You can reach the dashboard?
You can scream it in-
Mugs, bend, bend, bend, end if now.
Bend them.
And I'm just gonna go bend them.
BAYN!
Man, I have real asses on this, but uh, I'm just gonna scream in pain.
You know we have to carry you all the way downstairs, right?
I know.
And you live on the 3rd floor.
I will fucking bone you!
You want me to give you some pain medication to take the edge off?
Nah man.
I can take it.
It was, he gonna be okay?
Yeah, he'll probably pass up from the pain halfway down.
Hey guys, what do you need help with?
Whoa.
Hey, we're actually going down man, we got everything calmed down.
Okay, just curious though, what was the not so calm part that led to the violent feng
shui furniture rearrangement?
I'm like, I sugar dropped and I might have gotten a little rowdy.
Rowdy?
Little rowdy might be a little bit of an understatement.
Uh-oh.
Well, we managed to get a sugar up, so he seems like he's pretty good to go now.
Yeah, I feel so much better, man. I can't thank you guys.
Hey, where's my TV?
Uh, you might not be able to answer that question.
Oh, no.
Dude, my wife is gonna kill me.
Okay, what happened here?
We had a little grease fire.
So I grabbed a cup of water and threw it on it.
Which I told him not to do.
And then we had a big grease fire.
fire. So I went to grab the lid to put it on top of the pan and I grabbed flour,
which I smacked out of his hand because he was just going to make the fire bigger.
And then I smacked him for smacking me. And then finally I was able to easily
put the fire out by smothering it with the lid.
You're right. Your wife's going to kill you. Uh-oh.
Can I moment somebody called for their eyes, Herney? Uh, yeah, yeah, right here.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't open my eyes. Wow.
Your eyes are really swollen. I mean, that just happened out of nowhere.
Yeah, I mean, I've had pink eye for the last week, but I've been treating it.
Okay, with the antibiotics, I draw urine.
What?
I'm sorry, it sounded like you just said urine.
I did, I mean, I've been pouring my eyes all week, but it doesn't seem to be working.
Mike's the one that told me to do it.
Oh, hey.
I am so excited to call the hospital.
Ew!
Why would you-
Why?
Why would you put piss in your eyes?
What in the fuck convinces you to do such a thing?
What convinces you to do these things?
Alright, what's this?
Uh-oh.
but also a lot of harm, and it's moving so fast that we've been discovering what and who it's going to break in real time as it's happening.
James Cameron recently gave us a shot across the bow for another application of AI.
4K remastery?
All-I-Wood film remasters.
Cameron was already known for producing-
Oh my god, it looks so different. This is the Blu-ray and this is the 4K.
Whoa.
One of the most disappointing 4Ks in the history of the format with Terminator 2,
a hyper-processed mess with enough grain reduction to turn characters into cartoons,
and so much teal that the original colors have been terminated from this time.
Oh my god, it looks so different.
And it's so smooth.
I don't like it.
Terminated fucker.
His new 4Ks take the revisionism to a new level by incorporating Park Road's AI upscaling.
Oh god!
I think that's an developed this tech to make low-quality war footage look more like modern video for the sake of better realism
It is used in the Beatles documentary get back for the same reason
You could argue that it's impressive that the AI cleans up such old footage this well
You could also argue that it looks like creepy uncanny digital shit
Enhancing found archival footage is one thing but some people would argue that this process is
Antithetical to what 4k movie restorations are about my source on that is me
Me, people would argue that.
The best 4K releases tend to follow a pretty simple template.
Oh my god, that's a pretty...
Clean and scan the negative, prepare obvious signs of damage, and restore the colors to
match the original grading, with as little meddling beyond that as possible.
Yeah!
The process shouldn't be about modernizing the style or forcing the film to look like
digital video.
35mm film was capable of incredible picture quality, and 4K is the first home format
capable of delivering most of that detail.
That should be good enough.
A well-done 4k is like having a pristine copy of the original negative to watch in your own home,
with the full data from that celluloid, grain and detail alike, digitally preserved forever.
And that's the problem with deep learning algorithms.
They can't preserve details.
They make their best guess about what an object is supposed to be,
then pull new details out of their digital assholes and smear them across the screen.
Oh god, not their digital assholes!
But try to keep up.
True Lies is the best demonstration of why this remastering approach was a horrendously bad idea.
Faces regularly become host to a menagerie of parasites, burn scars and porcelain cracks.
Lines are oversharpened to the point of making Arnie look like crinkled leather,
and Tom Arnold, a spectacle to behold in his crime,
looks to be in the early stages of Emperor Palpatineism.
The AI inserts these details because it doesn't have a great grasp on human skin yet.
Keyword yet.
Not only does this fake detail suck, it has no t-
What the fuck?
Eeww!
Temporal Stability. Faces phase between AI oversharpening and soft blurriness from one
second to the next. Features like eyelids bizarrely cut through out of focus shots with razor clarity.
It seems the algorithm was able to re-
I was having an issue. I don't know if you guys know. Like, all- like, everybody's
TVs that come with like this AI shit on it now. So like, my parents were watching
something in the living room and I went down to watch and I saw that it looked
fucking gross I was like what am I seeing it's so bad I had to turn off the
thing and they were like watching they're watching a movie and they watched
like the news like they were just watching shit with that AI upscaling
shit on and it just looks so ugly and I'm like what how are you watching this
What the wha-
AHHHHH
I had to turn it off, bro!
It was so bad!
It looked so bad!
Like, it was so jarring!
It was so j-
And they were like, that's normal!
That's how TV looks now!
And then that is not how TV is supposed to look, right?
Recognize that something was a-
That's not how TV looks, man!
Your ugly eyes onto it, regardless of whether it made sense relative to the rest of the frame.
Hair always looks like a video game render.
Some kind of digital wig applied to the actor's heads.
And these synthetic details also remain uncannily sharp,
when the actor is otherwise blurred by motion.
motion. The AI tries its best with distant faces but always renders them as if in the
midst of possession by a squishy demon. Any unusual lighting conditions or obstructions confuse
the results. An eyeball briefly melts like a Salvador dolly clock, or warps along with
the edges of smoke lines, and it's hard to shake the feeling that pupils are going
wrong in several ways at once. And of course you get a few fucked up hands. AI was supposedly
going to deliver next generation brain removal, able to reduce noise without removing
in detail, but it seems to occur.
I just feel like sometimes, like, it makes me think about
when I was watching Walking Dead,
and I remember when I first started watching Walking Dead,
and there was so much, like, graininess to the film.
There was so much grain, and I'm like,
is it supposed to look this way?
And at first I was confused, but then I was like,
but then I told you guys about it,
and you guys, oh no, that's how it's supposed to be.
And then I got used to it, and now it's like,
I can't imagine watching Walking Dead
without that graininess to it.
Like it would feel very strange.
...the reverse.
Jamie Lee Curtis' face is hyper smooth, but the grain is still there, as if the algorithm targeted her scheme itself.
Lines appear too deep because of the over-sharpening, which is exaggerated even more by how smooth the rest of the face is in comparison,
giving the actress a borderline ghoulish appearance.
The small contour nuances and performances are plastered over by the A.I.'s bullshit, turning even the most basic emotions weird.
What used to be human expressions of affection have become cold mechanical simulations, wrought from the jaws of rubber-skinned apparitions
Masquerading in the places of ones once called Curtis and
Gobernator. The over sharpening produces so many halos that even the simplest shots look greens-green,
undermining a lot of the very real, very expensive stunts that were done in camera.
There are also odd color banding issues. A few shots are alias to the point of looking like they were pulled from a laser
disc. There's not much information about the sources used for this remaster,
so it's hard to say what's going wrong here, and it's hard to compare against past releases
because the film never came to blu-ray, adding insult to injury that this is the only modern
version fans will get.
Now, I'm no expert.
I haven't seen all movies, but I'd feel safe calling this one of the worst film
restorations ever done, because I've never laughed out loud at a fucking remaster before.
This is almost worthy of a bad movie night with friends where you drink every time
the AI fucks something up.
It starts looking like shit from literally the first moment a human being is on screen.
As reviled as Terminator 2's 4K is, it's by far the better looking disc by virtue of
having some good looking shots.
Oh my god, look how different the colors are.
By far the better looking disc by virtue-
Look how different the colors are.
The colors are so different!
Oh my god!
That's kind of sad.
I like this coloring on the Blu-ray side.
Like it's so nice.
...of having some good looking shots.
True Lies looks like the entirety of the film was generated frame by frame in Dolly.
Aliens is the release I was really excited for, and it barely fares any better.
All of the same issues are here, but with even less stable image quality.
Vasquez starts the shot as an amorphous blob before the AI starts to put a mouth on her cheek...
Oh Jesus! Oh Jesus! ...then realizes she's gone back to it, and puts a cartoon butt hole in.
But could be a perfect fit for a little corn cob pipe, by the way.
and then it gives her Pennywise makeup to cap things off.
He nailed it.
This is not cherry-picked.
Faces melt and warp like this throughout the entire movie,
and even when the AI isn't completely fucking something up, it still looks off.
Pores get unsharped masked into bullet holes.
Pixels that shouldn't connect are joined together to form waxy fractal-like patterns,
similar to what you get when using smoothing filters on old video games.
It took years of advancement and super-powered tensor-carts for Park Road to achieve XBRZ technology.
It again results in extremely unflattering close-ups, making Sigourney Weaver look a decade older than before.
That's crazy!
The voice reduction occasionally goes haywire and seems to mistake grain for clothing or skin detail,
resulting in pixels frozen in place for the duration of a scene.
Haloing is a major issue in this release as well, with even Ripley holding a cat looking like some kind of composite effect.
If the overly fluid, dream-like renderings continue to make practical scenes look like CGI,
Oh no!
Blu-ray release of aliens was not exactly a prize itself, having apparently undergone some
Oh boy.
Process at Lowry involving heavy grain removal, sharpening, and fake grain reinsertion afterward,
along with the colors getting a major teal push.
But despite that mangling the image holds up and is more enjoyable because you're not
constantly tumbling down the uncanny valley like fucking Homer Simpson in the Springfield
Gorge.
Some may write this off as nitpicking but there's no such thing when it comes to
4K.
I'm sure like the average movie watcher won't give a fuck, but like there's a bunch of people that really do care about this stuff and it means something, you know what I mean?
It's the preservation of Gello.
led sidestep talking about the AI altogether.
Why?
If you're already deep diving into and offering opinions on the tech behind movie releases,
why draw an arbitrary line at this tech specifically?
If AI is being considered for future restorations isn't, right now, the most important time
to judge its performance?
True!
I think the assessment of any reasonable person would be that this upscaling was
simply not good enough for a major commercial release yet.
Possibly the final home format release at that.
So why use it?
Why wasn't a standard 4K scan and clean up good enough given how well that served other releases?
Barring some kind of anti-revolution can be otherwise, it served the answers that they
didn't even bother to do a new scan in the first place.
Internet forums have melted down bickering over this, but there's been some confirmation
that Aliens used the finished 2K Master from 2010.
Just looking at the disc itself backs that up.
Underneath the AI generated horror show, the 4K is basically the old Blu-ray again.
I realize not everyone watching is fully nerded up on the details of 4K, and a few
I don't understand it.
People will probably end up seeing this in HDR, so I'll explain what these spiromographs mean.
SDR content had a peak brightness of 100 nits, which is basically nothing in terms of the
light you see on a daily basis.
The high dynamic range of 4K enables films to be mastered for 10,000 nits of peak brightness,
although most stop at just 1,000.
When tastefully handled, the wider range greatly increases the contrast and realism
of the image, and often restores highlight details that were clicked in SDR transfer.
I'm learning so much!
I don't know any of this thing!
cap of 200 nits according to resolve scopes. In other words, SDR+, which means that a thermonuclear
explosion ends up being less bright than the Ghostbusters lobby. Not every film needs HDR cranked
up to max levels and some filmmakers choose not to use it, with beard cinematographer Roger Geekens
being among them. But after seeing HDR fully utilized in the first Alien, as well as the films
that inspired its visuals like 2001 A Space Odyssey, the complete lack of it here feels less
less like an artistic choice and more than just with the SDR transfer and turn to knob.
The fake DR also creates blown out unnatural highlights on skin and other surfaces.
The higher white level still improves the image, but you could probably get better results
boosting the Blu-ray yourself in a single afternoon.
It's borderline false advertising to list HDR as a feature on the box.
color spectrum is another selling point of 4k that doesn't make things weird on my monitor.
The colors that you might not even see, Blu-ray's 709 standard covered much more than 35%.
4k uses 2020, which covers about 75%. This allows new film scans to deliver color that
could never be seen before, and most negatives have plenty to offer. Vertigo, a film from 1958,
is absolutely loaded with previously out of gamut color.
Suspiria has some shots where more color exists outside of the Ultima space than with it.
Alien has mostly restrained the 709 color space.
Color sometimes seems outside of that standard, mostly blues and mostly on-effect shots,
but not to the extent I've seen when scanning through other 4Ks.
Ghostbusters, a fairly under-saturated movie shot on the same stock, has much more wide game at color than this.
It all suggests they fed the Blu-ray to the AI and didn't really check what it ended up shitting out.
The only legitimate upgrade here is that the metallic teal grating has been rained in,
but the better color is more than offset by everything else.
It's extremely disappointing after the stunning 4K release of Alien,
which got just the kind of straightforward treatment I was glorifying earlier.
The film was allowed to be filmed, and the grain doesn't hurt anything.
Faces don't mutate when more than 5 feet from the camera.
The HDR is flashy but well judged, blasting up to 1000 nits when appropriate.
It makes it hard not to wonder what aliens might have looked like had they just done a normal
restoration. True life is mostly the same story, a 200 net cap for the entire duration.
The snow scenes in particular are badly blown out. Again, I'm an ignorant YouTuber, not
a professional colorist, but I have to imagine a real HDR grade would have recovered more
highlight detail than this. And like aliens there's just a small amount of white gamut
color in the video. I just don't understand, I never understood any of this stuff.
Supposedly this one was scanned in 4K but was the first remaster of the batch,
Which if true makes the AI even more impressively terrible that it did this to a native 4K image.
According to the same source Titanic and the Abyss came last, also using 4K scans, and
they mostly look okay.
The Abyss even box the HDR trend and makes frequent use of the headroom above 200 nits.
The AI is still noticeable in these, and you can see it fading in and out just like
the others, but it's not offensive.
The worst I can say about these two is that concepts have a hyper real quality
to them, with so much sharpening that they don't look like normal faces anymore.
Ed Harris looks like a pile of sandpaper come to life.
Editorie story, that's horizon!
And even distracting in some of the most pivotal scenes, but we can mostly ignore those shots
and still enjoy the moods.
James Cameron hyped these releases up in interviews, claiming every pixel of every
frame had been scrutinized.
He acknowledged the importance of getting a 4K release right as this may be the
last format we get, especially in a streaming-only world, where services will only
host the new 4k transfers and discard older ones. These could be the versions we end up
looking at for a very, very long time. Despite being fully aware of the stakes when preparing
his filmography for posterity, Cameron still pressed the just fuck my shit up button, binding
this early beta technology to his films for all time. It is at least in the same ballpark
as George Lucas fusing 90s CGI in the Star Wars. If it sounds like I'm vilifying Cameron
too much, just keep in mind that I chose to do this video because I love his work.
He's a genius who has made some of the most successful movies in history, which is why
it matters when he makes terrible decisions about them.
At least in the case of Aliens, there's a problematic film stock to blame.
Kodak was in transition.
They hadn't worked out their T-grain emulsion, so it turned out to be grainier than I would've
wanted.
Cameron would've gone to town with AI noise reduction no matter what, and maybe
they figured a new scan would just add more grain to remove.
The Blu-ray also had digital fixes that would have to be redone with a new scan,
But working from an already heavily manipulated 2K master clearly did the AI no favors.
Some of the weird anomalies in this version seem to be rooted in the AI not understanding
damage or distortion from that master.
Other films claim to have used the same Eastwind stock have mostly turned out alright on 4K.
Seeing the same actress on the same film in Ghostbusters makes for a clear comparison.
It's grainiest help but pleasant to watch and takes full advantage of the 4K format.
If this is what a straight aliens restoration would have looked like, I'd take it over
the drippy Picasso edition.
different. Another possibility is that Cameron didn't really give a shit. He made it very clear that
these transfers were a burden he didn't have time for, and maybe AI was just the fastest and easiest
way to get from point A to point B. Whatever the reason was, there's arguably another set of films
in that Star Wars zone now, where the burden of a high quality restoration falls to fans and whatever
surviving reels they can find. If there's a silver lining it's that the original negatives are
probably still available for another studio to take a crack at them, if someone darted and gagged
camera and first cut the point of this video is not AI bad there have been
deep learning upscales that have turned out better than this if AI had been used
in a more targeted way like fixing these horrendous stunt double face swaps
that would have been fine oh my god with the most manual of manual
restorations and the film prints some have better colors some seem to have
more detail that piece of information probably exists on another print when
I didn't know that happened.
I didn't know that happened.
From in this case, four other prints, that's the new level of detail that we're talking
about.
In order for that to work, those pieces of film have to be precisely aligned.
At the time that I was developing this, there was no software tool that could do this.
If AI could automate these tasks, it could empower fans to accomplish things never before
possible with degraded prints.
The point is that it has to be used carefully, and the main problem with these remasters
It's your responsibility!
It's your responsibility!
Ugh!
There's a debate to have here because obviously Terminator 2's 4K sucking didn't stop this from happening.
But buying these releases certainly isn't going to help.
The Terminator especially is on a precarious edge, being the last major camera in movies still on Blu-ray.
The only slim chance it doesn't end up as another AI shit show is if people make enough noise about these releases.
Oh my-
So if you've had your eye on-
Oh Jesus Christ, I hate it.
Up as another AI shit show is if people-
I don't like this. This is so ugly.
What the fuck?
Ugh!
It doesn't look like a Snapchat filter, what the fuck?
Oh, bitch!
We're on the cusp of adorably losing ownership and control of our history.
The decisions we make right now and the practices we choose to accept could matter a lot for
the future of our culture, dictating what we can watch and how we watch it.
I think it's fair to say that AI is now another factor in that mix.
So look Vasquez right in the face butthole, and decide for yourself if this is the
future you ask for.
Oh not Vasquez!
Vasquez no!
Wow.
No
Wow
What the fuck was that Jesus well that was something I
Learned so much today
I learned so much today.
Hold up.
Okay, uh...
What the...
What the fuck is this?
Donald, Goofy, with Disney now owning entertainment assets like Fox, Marvel, and FX, there's whole
galaxies of new worlds to explore.
Let's go!
Get ready everyone, I see a heartless heading straight for us.
Wow!
Oh no.
We're in the whimsical Disney fantasy realm of 28 days later.
Oh, hell yeah!
You do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is, you can't cast Fireaga and then summon a genie.
Sora, we're in the musical Disney fantasy realm of the people vs. OJ Simpson American crime story.
Oh, sorry.
Sora, Gophie and Donald.
Hello, Peter.
Ah, jeez.
This is what's in the-
Why is Donald-
Why is Donald high?
Oh my god!
Conquered for Gophie to be cut down by Darth Vader.
Organization 13.
And I screw it. The courthouse said I couldn't put an X in my name because you guys are considered a frickin cult.
Where do I get my gummy shit packing validated?
Zora! We're in the whimsical Disney fantasy realm of three billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri!
The heartless are taking over Nakatomi Plaza!
Yippee-ki-ki-yay, Donald Duckers!
Stand back! All summon help!
What the fuck was that?
Oh, God.
I'm the trash
What the fuck you guys, what do you what are you doing?
You know that artist?
You know them?
Oh shit.
Is that me?
Uh oh.
No.
Why does this always happen?
Oh
Oh my god, it's always one one heat away, bro
I'm always
I think we got to give someone else the choke dog, Marnica. I mean...
You can't say that when you choke first.
I don't need to be in a position to choke.
I'll give you a bad gameplay.
You choke. That's a choke.
Bro, you cannot say that when you literally choke at every single turn.
Yeah, I've randomly choked. I give it out of the way.
I don't even want to be in a position to be able to choke.
I just get it done now.
No, you did not.
Oh my god, I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. I remember that!
You did not do that.
I fucking remember that!
How did you do that?
I remember that shit.
That's the most low-high-futile thing I've seen and I've been watching my own gameplay for 36 hours.
What is this?
One of the oldest and most famous love potions of all was to unknowingly slip a little powdered
fox testicle in the drink of your heart's desire.
What?
The right testicle was given to a woman, the left to a man, after a few sips.
They were yours forever, because foxes are a combination of danger, deceit, and beauty.
They have always been associated with women.
A beautiful woman is referred to as a fox.
If she's dangerous and beautiful, she is a vixen.
The winner, hands down, was the aroma of a freshly baked pumpkin pie with a hint of
lavender.
The blood flowed to the penis increased by 40% after the first smell.
What the fuck am I watching?
Unbelievable. To the flower, a powder was added, made from burnt hair from different parts of her body.
What?
A few drops of her blood would also be included.
What?
An egg would go in for binding.
For good measure, she would add a little woman's blood.
This magical pie would be baked and served to the man of the ladies choice.
As he ate the pie, she would say to herself,
with each bite, we two entwine.
This spicy pie will make you mine.
I
WHAT IN THE FUCKING SIT?
I have no words, I don't-
IMPOTENCE!
Well, it's gonna take a lot to overshadow impotence, let me tell you.
And years later, some folks got some real freaky recipe books from the moms.
Oh my god, what the fuck
Oh my god! Peacock!
Peacock!
This is the time when a peacock can't see you.
So you...
Feech to butt!
Hi.
Come here.
Peacock!
Oh, it's with the ice cream!
Oh
Oh
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Peacock!
Wow, those bro-
Peacocks are scary, they're dangerous birds.
They're fucking dangerous, they're scary.
Sounds like a chocobo.
A con chocobo.
A diva chocobo.
Peacocks are chill noon or not.
Why are you lying?
They're not chill.
I feel like, I feel like Yuzuki-san is so mainstream.
Oh my god.
Wow.
Wrong.
We lost again.
I guess they don't care.
We're never gonna win.
What?
Rubik!
Rubin has to win.
Rubin has to win.
I can't believe he's on this.
I think what's worse, the fact that he was on here or the fact that they had me on here
and there's a picture of a screenshot from my eye left we showed over this
bro that's messed up
what in the world
that's messed up bro let me tell you let me tell you bro
you little
We play Street Fighter and then I'm gonna fly right now
A lot of time laughing today you freak of nature and then I'm gonna queue rank and then I'm gonna get coaching from riddles
Ruben you freak you freak a nature. What did I do?
Mouse is streamed for a second. What's wrong? I can't believe it
I can't believe this! I can't believe this!
Why is there one post of you?
Why is there one post of you, Robin?
Why?
Put that away!
What's wrong?
I can't believe it!
Put that shit away!
You freak!
Also, why are you- I'm a pro-farm muncher! What the fuck?
Oh my god, I hear myself.
I can't believe this!
YOU'RE A BAD ARTEMER! GET OUT OF MY ART! GET OUT!
Because I went to the emergency room for eating too much I've broken and I didn't know I was allergic.
Oh my god. I can't take this.
Because I went to the emergency room for eating too much I've broken and I didn't know I was allergic.
This is terrible! Get out of here!
Do you think I'm more than Harley Quinn though? You're gonna vote for me right?
No.
What?
Well of course he wasn't.
It's definitely not one, but it's definitely not more than, like, a thousand.
Eighteen thousand?
Very funny, bro.
I don't know how many I had, not a lot though.
did not have a lot not as much as 18,000 that's for sure 18,000 is pretty good
listen it's inevitable bro people are gonna draw porn of you it's gonna happen
Lost relics of an ancient world 3,000 years ago.
Using the state-of-the-art rover, archaeologists from Havvavad University have breached the
silence of a long-sealed chamber in the ruins of a site researchers have aptly named Gawaki
Tumbo.
Gawaki Tumbo?
Keep going.
Going.
Wait.
Hey, what's that?
Wait, hey what's that?
What mysteries of the old world lie buried by time?
Right there, move there.
What they discovered may perhaps change our understanding of antiquity.
Forever, my god.
Oh no!
This civilization was far more advanced than any of our original notions.
An empire dedicated to the arts, to the divine.
but also to the sciences.
The researchers have uncovered a scroll,
what may be a diploma of high academic achievement.
These people, the breadth of their study,
they may have unlocked knowledge
greater than we possibly could have had.
Perhaps greater than the library of Alexandria.
I believe we're looking at some sort of canned food
or meat.
They had brilliant techniques of preservation.
Suggesting a deep end of doubt.
That was fervor.
They had a complex system of belief.
A polytheistic pantheon.
There was a trickster Deity, a god of science.
Demigods even.
Men made from iron.
There were at least three iron men.
They're still having trouble translating the hieroglyphics.
Their language was so... complex.
Chat, they found your room!
Flex.
The terms goon, or jelk.
These are both nouns, verbs, sometimes adjectives, used in everyday speech, yet their meanings
lost to time.
Perhaps terms of affection.
I do knew.
Have a nice jelk.
Many ancient tablets reveal...
Have a nice jelk.
...tablets of Roku, of Kindle, of Amazon Fire.
These were the spells they would cast in their time.
Of course, what we now call...
science.
This office perfectly fossilized.
Some mysteries remain unsolved.
The apple was certainly confusing.
We theorize either it was lightly cooked on the top to increase its flavor,
Or it was used in an incense-burning ritual to speak with spirits on the other side.
Either way, it was perfectly preserved, just like this flower.
A warrior culture, one of bravery and litigious acumen.
One folk hero by the name of Saul, they would invoke him or call upon Saul's name in times of dire need.
That's Jabi from Harry Potter.
their entire class system was centered around the hoarding of symbolic totems or trinkets.
Essentially, they would wear their money on their shoes. This man was...
WHAT THE HELL?
Uh, excuse me, can we talk about how cruel?
I had a sponsor that's three hours and then he's like and it's like oh that's okay we
can play after your sponsor goes I've got another sponsor after that I'm like
What?
I feel like we have only just scratched the surface we have so much to learn from our
ancient past.
Draw it.
He's not responding.
Some secrets remain hidden but others will soon see the light of discovery.
He was big, he was big.
Unfortunately the rover suffered a catastrophic failure when his treads got stuck on a busty
energy...
And it's been a few fragile yet stavely significant cup of bohemblast.
We gotta get in there.
Luckily it captured one final image and it is...
Breath taking.
Have a nice jelk.
I have a nice joke.
This was funny, chat they found your room, do you feel like you're a part of history?
Do you feel like you're a part of history?
They found your room.
Wow.
Wow! They found your room chat! It's ancient history!
Yeah, Mechie did fix her computer. It's true.
It's true. It's true. It's true, chat. It's true. She's ready to play.
Okay, moving right along, here are three gifted singers who have all kissed the Blarney
Stone, ladies and gentlemen, the Leprechaun Brothers!
Yeah!
And the boys!
Oh boy, oh boy.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my.
How long do these days last?
Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my.
Oh, honey-boy, oh, honey-boy, oh, my, my, my.
Oh, honey-boy.
Oh, honey-boy.
That was lovely.
I love the mopeds.
I'm glad that they're back.
I love the mopeds.
I love the mopeds.
I love the mopeds.
I'm glad they're back.
Oh, fuck.
My back.
My back!
We need to crack it!
Guys I'm back! I'm back!
So are we getting a tarot reading?
I think!
I think Minchi...
I think Michi's having a hard time. I think she just wants to relax with the game. I don't want to poke her too much. I think she wants to relax with the game.
You understand?
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
Ah, that's holy shit!
Who the fuck are you?
Don't you ever think that I'm too crazy?
I'm sick.
It's me, Batman.
No, no you're not.
You're not. You're not Batman, you're Beth Brick.
What in God's name happened to you?
You look like you ate Bane.
I've been hitting the gym.
You've been hitting the fucking venom is what you've been hitting?
What's your slogan now?
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am...Bat Bane.
F-fucking...what the hell? You're the size of six refrigerators.
Your quad is the size of my whole torso.
So why did I stab you Joker? Stop me? Why is it so big?
That's not as axe this is
Oh shit, she asked if I wanted my tarot read
Good, I wanted her to ask. I didn't want to like
Be like hey, are we still gonna do it?
Hey, are we still gonna do it, guys?
We're gonna do it.
We're doing it.
She's gonna read my terrot.
Okay, I have a question.
Is everything gonna be propaganda now?
Are you guys gonna do nothing but-
A little fun fact about me in case you didn't already know this, I absolutely love the Dot
Hack franchise.
It's one of my absolute favorite games here at-
This video's title, I wanna get into Dot Hack, but I don't know where to start.
It's of all time and I will recommend it to anyone on any day.
And yet, because I love it so much, believe me, I-
Everyone wants me to- I'll say this for another time.
My brain is like...
My brain is like...
... that process.
That's absolute Batman from the absolute series.
He is built like the tank, but he has to because Bane is built like a brick house and needed a skyscraper to be destroyed.
And Joker is more like Killer Croc plus Werewolf, so him being built like that is needed, lol.
It's needed?
You have to- He has to be that way?
All the places you'll go.
Whoa.
Burning man, 2011?
What the fuck was I doing in 2011?
Dying.
Congratulations.
Today is your day.
You're off to great places. You're off and away!
You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.
You're on your own.
And you know what you know.
And you are the guy who will decide where to go.
You'll look up and down-
This is...
I wonder if Rob is in this.
Streets. Look him over with care.
But some will say...
OH MY GOD! SOMEBODY IN CRAT ROLL!
IT WILL BE FUNNY IF Rob was in this!
HAHAHAHA!
I just feel like this is...
This is an experience for people to like role play
what it's like to live like in the world of Mad Max or something.
People are like LARPing Mad Max and shit.
LARPing...
You're smart to go down a mountain so you can see.
Any post-abokalyptic type of scenario.
You may not find any you want to go down.
In that case, of course, you'll head straight out of town.
It's opener there, and the wide open air.
Out there, things can happen.
And frequently do.
To people who have brainy, and footsie has you.
When things start to happen, don't worry,
Don't worry, don't stooge, just go where the lot goes are happening too!
Oh! The place it's your zone!
You'll be on your way out! We'll be staying great-sites,
and you'll join the High Liars to sort a hi-hide!
You won't lag behind because you'll have all the speed.
You'll pass the whole gang and you'll soon take the lead.
Wherever you fly, you'll be the best of the best.
Wherever you go, you'll top all the rest.
Except when you don't.
Because sometimes, you won't.
I am sorry to say so, but sadly it is true that bang-ups and hang-ups can happen to you.
You can get all hung up in a prickly perch, and your gang will fly on. You'll be left in a lurch.
You'll come down from the lurch with a home-pleasant home. And the chances are then that you'll be in the slum.
When you're in a slump, you're not in for much fun.
Unflumping yourself is not easily done.
You will come to a place where the streets are not marked.
Some windows are lighted, but mostly they're dirt.
A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin.
Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in?
How much can you lose? How much can you win?
And if you go in, should you turn left or right or right and three...
I'm gonna be 100% awesome. I feel high as fuck watching this video.
Oh.
Oh, oh.
Ah!
Ah.
Oh my god, I feel so...
This is like...
I can only imagine the experience to be in this whole...
I don't know, this is crazy.
at a break-knocking pace and grind on for miles across a weirdish wild space
how did I fear towards the most useless place?
the waiting place for people
bro, forget...
you made me just send me a message and she was like
it's gonna be so evil and cruel
what do you mean?
waiting
waiting for a train to go for a bus to come
or a plane to go
or the mail to come
or the rain to go
or the phone to ring
or the snow to slow
or waiting around for yes or no
This is not a waiting for the hanty-curel.
Everyone is just waiting.
Waiting for the fish to bite.
Waiting for the wind to fly back.
Or waiting around for Friday night.
Or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jay.
Or a pot to boil.
Or a better break.
Or a string of pearls.
Or a pair of pens.
Or a wig with curls.
Or another chance.
Everyone is just waiting!
No.
What?
That's not for you.
Oh, I got that through the fire!
Wow!
How high do you think everybody is in here?
Except when they don't, because sometimes they won't.
I'm afraid that sometimes you'll play lonely games too.
Games you can't win, and you'll play against you.
Oh my god, that freaked me out.
All alone.
When?
Whether you like it or not.
Alone will be something you'll beat quite a lot.
And when you're alone there's a very good chance
chance you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants there are some
down the road between hither and yon that scare you so much you won't want to
go on but on you will go with the weather you found on you will go the
your enemies prowl on you will go to the happy grass howl
oh what the fuck?
that your arms may get sore and your sneakers may leak on a-
can I just like sleep during the day and just like attend the night time?
it's such a problem to live with a hila
you'll get mixed up of course as you already know
You'll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go
So be sure when you step step with care and great tact and remember the life's a great balancing act
Just never forget to be dexterous and deaf and all my daughter shoes and
Obsessed with her fucking shoes never mix up your right foot with your left and will you succeed?
Indeed, yes, you will indeed. 98 and 3 fourths percent guarantee.
Kid, you'll move mountains. So be your name, Bucksperm.
Or Vixby.
Or Bray. Or Mordechai Alevan, Alen O'Shay.
You're off to great places. Today is your day. Your mountain is waiting for you.
So get on your way.
Whoa.
Wow, that was sweet. I don't think I'm ever gonna do that.
I can't ever see myself doing Burning Man. I think it's pretty cool though.
I think it's pretty cool though.
It's all commercial now, all.
Is it all like, we mean all commercial?
Like uh... like it's all like brands.
Corporal, corpora?
Corporal, corpora?
Corporal, corpora?
Corporal, corpora?
Influencer!
I have too much hair on my face.
And also, somehow, not enough hair on my face.
You see, I was kinda hoping it would grow in like a Keanu Reeves beard, but instead it's just kind of awful and patchy.
So I decided to shave it all off, but using a cheap disposable razor was somehow even worse than not shaving it all.
AHHHHHHHHH!
I found the perfect solution.
This Kickstarter from 2015 for a razor that shaves hair with a laser beam instead of a blade.
Well, I have a 10 watt laser that I think will cut hair.
Oh, let's go!
Ahem!
Ahem!
But I still can't figure out how did they-
He's gonna shave his face with a fucking laser?
I get all of this to fit inside of this.
And after some more research, I found out the answer is that they didn't.
The Scarf Laser Razor was a giant scamp.
That green line there isn't even a laser beam.
It's a hot fiber optic cable that probably leads to a bigger laser off-screen.
But we live in the future now.
2015 was over a thousand years ago. So how do we still not have laser razor?
Did you hear that 2015 was a thousand years ago?
It was a scam. I don't even care if it's physically impossible.
I want my laser razor, and I think all I have to do is figure out how to make this laser way smaller
I already tried giving it a freezing cold shower, but um
That didn't do anything
But then I noticed that most of this laser is just empty space and this weird shaped piece of aluminum
That doesn't do anything
Some idiot put way too many parts in that laser
But now it's just small enough to stick on to a regular razor blade and what regulator and
Lithium battery and a special first-surface mirror to bounce the thing for
Oh, okay, look
Oh, but I still think it counts as the shaving razor of the future. No way
Yes, so I offered to shave my most bearded friend William Osmond for free
And he's very excited to try it.
I would not use this to shave my face.
I would not use this to shave my arm.
I would not use this to shave any part of my body.
So to convince Will just how safe the laser razor could be,
we decided to practice on my hairy wiener.
She didn't get it like right with a hot dog.
That's actually, oh my god, it smells horrible, but look.
Ooh, I slipped.
Uh-oh, he burned his hairy wiener.
Can't do that.
I unplugged this shit and threw it in the trash.
Why would you build this?
This is a good time to mention that we need to be wearing these laser safety goggles so the laser doesn't blind us
So here you go, but the way they work is by filtering out all of the laser's light
So that means the beam is invisible to us. So we're trying to shave with this thing
We can't see where the laser is cutting. Oh, no shave with it because it doesn't like see you need like something like
Guides it because you definitely don't want to accidentally cut your own hot dog with this thing
The good news on is that even if somebody nicks their skin only go like a quarter inch into their skin
I believe it's gonna cauterize.
I want maybe a flat bar that like holds it right exactly over the correct spot so that you don't have to try to aim the laser.
Which makes me feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
Oh my god, that's insane!
Because isn't this guy for exactly what the scar pad?
Did these scammers actually come up with a good idea?
So this time I just copied their design and it's starting to look pretty good.
I'm actually really really happy with how this is turning out.
Uh, I call it...
Well what the fuck, hold on one second Chad, hold up.
you
you
I'm just going to go back and look at the laser beam.
I'm going to go back and look at the laser beam.
Laser 2. Everything has been streamlined to make it more like the scarf so the laser
body can handle itself and all the electronics are in the back.
But now we need two mirrors.
I think I'm right.
Instead of the laser beam into the right blade.
Oh, I'm putting my hair.
I'm going to put my hair apart.
my mirror in like the tightest-
tightest, tightest, only tail that I can put.
Glass particles in it, so it's so stiff it feels like a ceramic.
This is actually starting to feel like the razor of the future!
Again!
But I'm still not sure if I want to put this thing on my face
because if the mirrors are guide bar flex,
even a millimeter, I'm actually gonna be cooked.
So for the first test, I found a volunteer
with about the same IQ as a YouTuber.
Shaving a hairy potato with a laser!
Three to one!
Palm tree! Palm tree!
Don't burn the skin! Don't burn the skin!
Oh!
Don't burn the skin! Don't burn the skin!
Don't burn the skin!
Oh!
This stupid scarf razor is working perfectly!
The guide bar is keeping the laser scene just fine!
I don't trust this kid!
So even though I use the laser,
I can still use razor too,
just like a normal shaving razor.
Oh! That's like, that's like instant!
But unfortunately, even with this performance, the size is still disappointing.
The whole point of a laser razor is it's supposed to be the same size as an old razor,
although I scarf wouldn't have even lied about it.
We have to go even smaller.
So while Past On's wasting his entire weekend figuring out how he's gonna do that,
I'm gonna tell you about the sponsor of today's video, KiwiCard.
A-
A tiny burning laser the size of a keychain laser pointer and oh look that's me we're
here with Drake Anthony and he's gonna show me his little thing.
He's hit the button.
Oh wrong way wrong way wrong way.
Oh!
Oh!
Hard to tell with the goggles.
Hey!
Drake was so excited to show me how he was able to cram five.
Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
Oh my god!
Hard to tell with the goggles.
Hey!
Drake was so excited to show me how he was able to cram 5 watts of laser power into something
the size of a baby carrot.
It's an abomination, right?
The powers of- Oh my god, he- This is crazy bro.
He is insane with the science.
And they stored just enough charge to power a laser for about 30 seconds, but not enough
charge to burn the laser out.
And it just relies on those casting like kind of garbage to not kill the laser guy
But this would definitely fit in like the handle of a disposal razor
So I modeled a new razor body
That's actually the size of a disposable razor and I want this thing to look good
Guys!
If it works
The technological advances of you Coopers bro
Would you buy this?
We need to harness these views
So I put the razor in the razor
along with this power button
two dielectric mirrors to bounce the beam
beam and two supercapacitors to power everything.
And is it just me or is this starting to look like a real product?
It looks nice.
I mean the concept is horrible, but it feels nice.
And this is when things would usually go terribly wrong, but instead something even scarier happened.
It worked perfectly.
Oh no.
Three, two, one.
Oh my God.
I can see it on the phone.
It looks great.
That's actually perfectly lined up.
Oh my God.
Oh my god, this map actually works really well.
I bet that's super cool.
Oh my god.
This is the smallest electric razor I could find at Walmart.
And when you press this button, it vibrates a little bit.
And this is how big my recreation of the Scarf laser razor is.
Wait, it vibrates?
Is that good for these types of razors?
could find at Walmart. And when you press this button, it vibrates a little bit. And
this is how big my recreation of the Scarf laser razor is. And when you press this button,
it shoots a 5 watt cutting laser beam. I can't even believe that this is real. I made
the Scarplaser razor and yeah it does only last about 30 seconds between charges
we got very open and shave an entire face I mean look at how fast it can shave
this bird feather firing three two one oh wow that actually I was going at a good
pace yes I'm astonished how well that worked dude that actually like that's
That's actually better than a real razor, a lot of rays.
I'm not sure I did that far.
This is everything the scarf was supposed to be.
This is the razor of the future.
And the only thing left to do now
is to be shaving my face with this.
No!
And I was so excited and not terrified at all to do that,
that I decided to practice on my leg first.
How do girls shave their legs, you know?
They kind of put their leg up.
If it's all girls doing it.
Oh, oh God.
Oh Jesus, he's gonna do it.
Oh, oh Jesus.
Oh God.
Oh
Shaping in the future three two one
Oh, I can see the beam. I can see the beam. Oh, that's heavy. There's so much smoke. I'm shaking. I'm trembling
Oh, the beam is right. It's like a millimeter above my skin. Oh
Okay, okay
I'm gonna take my goggles off. It looks completely unchanged. What? I really tried to make this
I shaved fast I shaved slow. I was shaving. I mean you're just burning your hair up
No matter what I did this damn thing just doesn't shave
Very hair
Well laser beam and absolutely nothing to show for it you might have me where you're cutting off the hair
and it falls and it just keeps cutting like the same hair that falls.
It's like your lawn mower, right?
It's just like grass!
Yep.
Damn you scarf laser razor!
Okay, so maybe the laser razor doesn't shave legs,
but that wasn't what the Kickstarter promised anyways.
It's supposed to be for your face.
And I still need to know whether this idea could have ever worked at all.
So I asked Drake if he could give me a shave and a haircut.
And he was concerned, but agreed to do it as long as I promised to never publish this video.
I don't exactly have like a barbeque, but I think I think that's that's pretty good
This feels dangerous, Drake
Jake just be be gentle, take like a little like a little chunk off. Oh my god. I hate this
I'm not I hate this. I'm gonna close my eyes. Yeah. Yeah, that's just fine
No, I'm not. I'm keeping them open. I want the last thing to see if Drake's workshop will work out
You probably should
3, 2, 1
It's burning a lot, but it's not like
Oh, it's almost through. It's almost through. Yeah, it's almost through. Yes, look at that.
I thought it was gonna be like a handful. There's like five times as much just on the
virgin. It's just not gonna do. This shot looks like an execution. Drake, I feel like I'm about to
get beheaded. Mr. Barber, the year is 3,000. Can you help trim these three little hairs?
I think this is a terrible idea. Oh God. Oh God
Dear God
I can't even see can you see that the razor of the future yes or no no
I don't know why I thought this thing could work, I guess it's kinda like everything feels
like a scam now, and I just want it for one thing to be real, you know?
But at least for the scarf laser razor, I think this is one scam that's probably better off
staying that way.
Should we like high-fiber or something?
Everything.
I feel like it's more of a failure than it's a tennis.
Yeah, maybe like a potato peeler or something, but not to do your hair, you know what
I mean, um, that is terrifying.
I mean, you could just,
if you wanna get rid of your hair,
you can go to a dermatologist's office
and get it lasered off professionally
by a professional that does professional hair laser,
laser hair removal,
and then your hair will never grow back.
You can professionally get it lasered off.
Just cook the follicle.
Yeah, now you never have to worry.
I was thinking about that.
I was thinking about doing my armpit hair
and getting it lasered off
and never having to worry about my armpits anymore in my life.
You know what I mean?
Ladies?
Ladies, what do you think about that?
I'm getting them zapped.
And your armpit's zapped
Go for it zap it up would it be permanent? Yeah, would be permanent. I never get armpit hair ever again
What about your legs actually
You want to know something weird?
I think after waxing because I wax right so I wax I don't shave I wax my armpits
I wax my legs like I wax I thought that after waxing for a long time I would
barely get hair I do kind of have less hair like under my armpits after waxing
for years waxing my legs for years right what's your female viewer percent
5% nope way more than 5% buddy my female viewers it's I have way more than 5% I
think like out of all the vtubers I know I have like one of the highest female
viewing well that I know unless there's other vtubers that I don't know but it's
it's a lot it's way more than that uh I have like I have like less hair on my
like I've like lost I guess like I've waxed my legs so much that like I have
like bald spots on my legs so it's like my leg hair doesn't grow in like I used
to like I don't really have leg hair not like how I used to it's like I think I've
waxed so much that I barely have leg hair so what you're saying is there's
females in chat of course there are bald legs I wish I could get a demographics
count on twitch I don't but on YouTube the last time I checked what was it like
36% 36 40 and then on TikTok it was it was a 50-50 on TikTok wasn't it crazy
That's pretty crazy.
Oh?
Are we polling ladies?
Okay, female, 37.1%.
37.1%.
That's for all, uh, for...
If I just do videos on YouTube 43.4%
That is hi, yes, I love my ladies. Thank you ladies
Thank you ladies. We are everywhere. Yes, we are everywhere
That's why every time like every time I get people to cover it like oh, I bet only horny guys watch him like bro
Your sister is probably watching me right now. Shame on you.
Shame on you, boo.
And maybe the girls are horny, who knows?
Okay, um... Twitter? 30%.
percent of secretly bought all of them everybody's about everyone every single
person here
including me
including me bro
all machine baby all machine my secrets been exposed
you're bought for your wife
hold up
Look.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun.
You're gonna hack me, you better not.
You're gonna not fork and hack me.
Oh, I gotta get something.
I had something roll onto the floor, hold on.
Hold on, I'm taking something up off the floor.
Good now.
Tantantantantantarun tantantantantantarun tantantantarun tantantantantarun tantantantarun
Why is she looking at that?
What the f**k bro?
Uh, I don't know when- I don't know when Miki's going, but uh, sure she'll call me when she's ready.
She'll call me when she is ready.
Call her then?
Uh, no.
Uh, no.
When are you free?
Just who chat hop
Who chat hop roll
They'll check the text history. She's calling me. They'll check the text history
All right, who chat hop who chat hop I'm out
Did somebody chat off?
No, I was just wondering where you were but what the fuck is wrong with your mic?
What's wrong with my mic? What happened?
You're like, like I can hear, I can hear your background.
Oh, wait.
I can hear everything.
You can?
It's okay, one day you're gonna fart and then the noise gate won't catch you and then what?
Wait, you can hear me. Wait, what do you mean you can hear my background?
I can hear like, like, mm, you know?
Oh, oh, hold on, hold on. I'm gonna text something to you, but you can't say it out loud.
Okay.
You're telling me you're consistently farting this whole time?
That's crazy!
Sorry, I shouldn't have read that. Okay.
I
Rown part
hahahaha
jelis, we just got the fun
no bro, it's a
hahahaha
it's mousey's just farting non stop
it's okay
i don't think chat could hear it
it's fine
wait chat can you hear it?
i hope you can
i hope they can
i thought my noise gate would help
but i don't think it would help me
hahahaha
hahahaha
chat it's just her
On my end on the OBS. I also add like a noise gate for discord calls just in case
Well, I just heard that odd, but it's
I can't believe it
Also girl, I feel so smart. I just fixed my PC. Yeah, I think with my own two hands
Oh
I just had mine. I watched like 200 YouTube videos.
Oh. I just had mine.
I give up here right now.
Oh, let's go.
Is this like a good thing or is this like a bad thing?
It's a good thing, but it's also a bad thing.
Personally, do you love it or do you hate it?
Personally, I fucking hate it, but in a way it's good because that means good things.
I'm a woman!
Honestly when I saw that video of you being like I can get my period now and then people like oh my god like she's
She's a good girl getting better blah blah blah
And I sat there and I'm like yeah wait a minute
Uh oh
Is this like a good thing or is this like a bad thing actually cause like
I don't like
I mean she's recovering but like
Yeah I mean it's good but I don't like it
I don't like it
Yeah, I get it.
Dude, my fucking, I will say though, I've been going to the gym recently, right?
And one of my friends, I don't know if I'm getting one guide or if I'm not, but they
said if you work out your chest muscles, your boobs will like perk up more.
I think that that's true, because like the muscles on your chest, like it lifts
up your boobs.
So I've been working on that, right?
I will say though like I'm not I'm gonna get my period so my kids are like more sore
Yeah, you know like it's sore and like more bloated they get fool
Yeah, and like I see it like brother. It's pointing north bitch. She's a compass
Yeah, that bad but like it's better
I wasn't used to
But then when I got my period and then like
like my boobs would like get the period and I'd be like oh my god
oh jeez breaking news it does get big breaking news breaking my shirt dude I
was telling people this to where it's like people with big boobs okay your
back hurt like your back will hurt yeah man like oh yeah for her that should
It hurts man, it have nice like comfort because it hurts your back.
Oh my god you know one time like my tit ain't that it's not like colossal it's there you
know it's like it's a single portion meal you know I'm saying it's there so like one
time though my back also hurts I think it's because of how sore it was I ended up having
to like lay flat on the ground and even then I feel like it's not flat enough like
I have to lay on my back to be like, aww something needs to crack, because it's sore, everything feels sore.
I'll step on it.
Thanks girl, I love-
Please, please, I really love your back.
I was like, I'm gonna step on it as she just jumps on my back, breaking me in half.
I have five, five, my feet are size five.
What's that?
Uh, small.
U.S. size 2...2...Asian size?
God, this is like actual feet.
We use like double digits.
Your feet so tiny it doesn't show up in the fucking...
What?!
I can't see all the R version of Google.
I have to find a picture for this.
U.S. size 5.
Bitch!
What do you mean it doesn't exist?
Like you know when you go on Google and they have like that TLDR recap?
Yeah.
The TLDR recap starts at USI 7 girl.
What?
I'm gonna find a picture.
That's huge!
I think don't fit in that gap!
Girl!
Wait am I looking at this right?
There is no fucking way.
Girl that, that, that ain't a foot.
That's a toe.
Whatever, look at his right.
I'm stupid girl.
That ain't a foot, that's a toe.
I'm stupid girl.
I'm 4'10".
I can be like, I can be like, it's like 5'5".
Sometimes like, if it's like a, like, if it's a small type shoe, like it can be 6, but I'm 5 to like 5.5".
You know what I'm just gonna start telling people that you're four-foot
You know I just like four foot
Yeah she was literally like um she was like ah ah people using feet let me
Google Dan she was like um um are you sure like you're talking to an adult
My mom was like, um, are you making friends with children?
I'm like, no, no, no, I'm not, I swear, I swear, mother, I swear.
Oh my god, I'm looking right now.
I guess like the size is considered like kids size, I guess.
That's fucked up.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's fucked up, bro.
I'm a moving US size shoe 5 or 5.5.
That's adult.
That's not cute.
I'm gonna start sending you booster seats. I'm gonna start
I'm gonna say multiple size and it's gonna get smaller and smaller every time
Like oh does this fit?
Does this one fit?
No.
It has to be safe man. You gotta be strapped in.
Boost your seat sound.
Did you know that like according to the law
I heard that people like my size shouldn't be sitting in the passenger seat.
What does that mean?
Of a car.
like someone said like I someone told me a long time ago that like when you're in
a car with somebody if you're under 410 that you shouldn't be sitting in like the
passenger seat you should be sitting in the back they're too small to ride
passenger what what difference is it oh the airbag oh my god motherfucker your
Your head won't touch the airbag?
I think I died! I'm dying!
WHAAAAAT?
WHAAAAAT?
I think I get like crotch or something. I don't know.
I don't really like...
I don't understand it, but it's just...
That's what everybody told me! They're like,
You should be sitting in the back!
They'll be like, what the fuck?
The airbag would try its best to catch her, but...
Wow
Look at what dumbass thought like what else are you supposed to set the roof like
Dude, you know what else is like low key good though
I have a friend who's like they didn't know like because cars nowadays where you can pump it to go upwards
But back then cars can only like you can adjust it by like moving it forward or backwards
But now it's like you can adjust it forward and backwards and you can pump it up so it can go higher or lower
What?
Yeah, like car seats can go up or down. Car seats can go up?
Yeah. Oh
Yeah, I got my mama car and I was there was like all these buttons on the side and I'm like what the fuck is this?
Yeah, so like back then you could only adjust the car seat by like forward and backwards
But now you can do forward backwards upwards and downwards and my friend didn't know that so for the longest time
They got this car and they would sit on top of I'm not even kidding three stacks of books
Because they're like this is just like too short and I need it to be higher
And I was like, okay, no that makes sense
and then we stopped pumping things and it pumps up
so back when I used to drive
I had to have shit ton of pillows
to drive
I had to have shit ton of pillows and
that's not all
I would wear platform shoes to drive because
So about these booster seat contributions I'm just I'm just throwing it out there
man.
Mousy can drive, listen man, okay Mousy can do so many things.
I can drive, shh, soon, I got about that booster seat.
You need one?
Me? Um, actually girl, I'm actually taller than you. Thoughts on that. How tall are you?
Standing at a whopping 5 foot 1.
You act like a spiky tall girl.
You act like a spiky tall girl.
I am though, that is the same thing. Okay, if you round it up, it becomes 6 foot and that's called positive thinking.
All right, that's really fucking tall
You know it's so crazy though, I think at one point there was a part of my life where I genuinely like I decided to lie to mice
This one don't even want you to lie cuz they're breaking
You got so robotic that I can't understand a word you're saying is my computer sabotage.
I'm five foot seven. I'm five foot seven. You are not about it. Fuck
No, but it's true though
Like I would just round it up and I forgot I rounded up so I round that up and then I forgot and I round that up
And I kept rounding it up and then I went to the hospital and then they like like I was like
Oh, I'm five foot seven and then they like measured me and they're like no, you're not and I was like
Now why your little bird so tall
It's the shoes
get the shoes bro
i swear
get the shoes
she got big ass shoes
i saw us dancing together
and i was like bro
where's bousy
where did she go
and i'm wearing fucking platforms
and i'm so fucking sure
i was like where's bousy man
it really looked like
It was a scene out of attack on Titan girl.
I was like, damn.
Oh, I got eaten by a Titan.
Oh my god, I also saw your performance with ERB and Narissa.
Yeah.
They were so far.
I was like, oh my god, where is she?
I look like a fucking second door.
Also, you know you released a new song right?
Yeah.
The...
Yeah.
It was so good and then I saw it because I was like, oh my god, is that me?
I saw your reaction to your own song and I didn't even realize in one of the parts
you were just reading a full on like furry magazine.
Yeah.
I realized because you pointed it out.
Did you see the picture of me in the back and you were looking like who?
Yeah I saw it! I didn't even notice that!
I was like, aw this is such a cute music video and I was like
Wait what?
No, what is she doing man? What the fuck is happening bro?
What the fuck?
Yeah you're right about that.
Yeah I will always say.
Yeah!
Boopie doesn't die in that song.
I don't care if you got a bowling pin.
It's not real. It's not canon and not real.
He lives!
No, it's the first ever music video where Boobie doesn't die.
No buff through that bowling pin, right?
So he died, but like at least he had a whole song before it, you know what?
We will take our wins, alright?
I'm so used to just like Masi music video.
Can't wait to see Boobie die in the first three seconds.
I can't wait to show you the next one where he dies.
Aww, does he at least have some airtime?
He does have airtime, no worries.
He always gets airtime!
Is it more than 3 seconds?
It's more than 3 seconds, I promise.
It's 4 and a half seconds.
It's 4 and a half seconds!
I swear, one of these days, we're just gonna see a music video for Miles.
And it's just like, the start of the video is just booby and then skull emoji,
And then the whole song is just about us.
It's just him dead in the background just laying down the whole time.
I was like no way man.
Booby lives.
Nah, he dead.
He's dead bro.
Damn.
If buffed through it he dead.
Shit.
He's fucking dead bro.
He's got my card.
Ugh.
Alright.
So here's the fun part.
I may or may not have lost my webcam because in my old apartment, because I moved recently
when my old apartment, I taped that webcam to like my shelf and I don't remember untapping
it.
So I might have just accidentally left it there.
You just left it there.
So I couldn't find it.
I was waiting for it yesterday.
I was waiting for it yesterday.
People fucking probably moved in and saw that webcam and was like, who is watching
me?
You know what's crazier too?
Have I told you about my clock situation?
no what happened there was a time where basically I couldn't open I couldn't
close my door because I had like the Wi-Fi router is outside of my bedroom
door right but I want to use the Wi-Fi cable or the ethernet cable whatever the
fuck people call it the cable thing so I need to plug it in there and then
drag it all the way into my room however because of that I can't close
my door. So I was like, shit, how am I gonna fix this? So I decided to like, drill a big
ass hole on the top of my door so I can like, loop it through that hole into my room so
I can close my bedroom door. What? What? Yeah. And it works! I close my- I'm able to close
my bedroom door and there's just like a very non suspicious 13 meter long cable dangling
everywhere in my apartment but you know what something's better than nothing and then that's
when I remember like after I did that and everything works I realized that like I did
not buy this apartment I rented this apartment and at one point if I moved I have to cover
the hole and the hole is not like really big it's the size of a fist ish wait a minute
You just said it's not really big, but it's the size of a fist.
Yeah, I mean it's not like the size of like, you know, it's not like a big one.
That's why it's a pretty big hole.
It's not like the size of a tiny unnoticeable hole.
It's like, it's not small enough for me to just plaster it,
but it's not big enough for me to fit through.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah, so the issue is, how the fuck do I fix this, right?
So what I ended up doing was I bought two clocks and I hung one inside the bedroom door,
and then the other one right outside to cover the whole, and I've left it like that until
today the landlord haven't called me about the suspicious two clocks located within the
What the fuck?
A non-suspicious, two-sided clock, hanging on the same...
I literally sat there and I was like, you know what?
Why fix it when you can make it better?
And you're not getting your deposit back.
Well, they haven't fucking contacted me about it.
Alright, so I'm...
It's fine, bro. No one noticed. I don't know.
Honestly, I haven't checked this out.
But, you know, non-suspicious clock found on both sides of the same wall.
That is crazy, bro.
I want you to know, I didn't buy a clock.
These were freebie clocks I got from like signing up with this bank years ago.
So they're broken.
Like the clock doesn't even work.
They're gonna work and they're just hanging there.
One of the clock works.
The other one is just full on dead.
it doesn't even tick or move. So it's just on there. It's right, at least twice a day.
At least once a day. That's what I'm saying. I think the landlord would be very pleased knowing
that I gave them a present before I left and it's the non-suspicious clocks on the wall.
I think it's a really good clock. It has the name of my bank all over it too. So you know
that there's a bank. You legit could have gotten a flat ethernet cable. I want you to
though okay in I think I realized when people told me it's like flat Ethernet
cables exist I want Southeast Asian doors are built different they cover
everything there is no hole in that door once the doors closed it's a wall I
saw a picture of like oh doors abroad it has like a tiny hole on the bottom or
tiny hole Southeast Asian doors close girl that it's a jail sale yeah my door
So does it have a way there?
Yeah, so I remember sounds like flat cable and like it won't work our doors are like it has a dip my door
closes my room
Mm-hmm. I'm like it's not gonna work. I mean to I need to be so bad go pee I left all right
I'll be right back one second
Okay
Guys oh my god
My door does not have a hole either, but it's by design. I got it fixed for soundproofing.
So my room is the only one that has a ceiling door.
The rest of my house has normal doors, but my room has a ceiling door.
The rest of my house has normal doors. My room has a heavy duty door.
Yay.
How does your oxygen tube come in?
Ah ha ha ha!
Well, my oxygen tube is connected to my concentrator which is outside of my room, but my concentrator
is not outside, outside of my room.
My concentrator is in my bathroom.
My concentrator is in my bathroom.
It's not in outside of my room.
That's my turn.
Hello!
Damn, that was a- what the fuck?
You peed so fast!
I'm a fast pisser!
Well, you know what that means?
That's just-
I'm gonna pee now.
Oh, okay, I thought- I thought you were like,
Well, what does it mean if I'm a fast pisser, guys?
It means it's fine.
Now we're ready.
It's my turn to pee.
Alright, we're like, tapping each other's ass.
I'm like, alright, your turn.
Boom.
You time.
Grab my ass, I'll be right back.
Hi chat hold on actually let me pull up Mousy's chat so I can also see oh oh
boom boom easy professional streamer hi everybody boom tada fast
Fast Pister, Fast Vajayjay, Herma Paban, that guy.
Get that guy outta here!
Ex-k-y-os-me, ex-k-y-os-me!
Share chat, dude, honestly though,
there are some people that I know would be like,
caught, okay, I'm joking, it's fine, I'm joking.
My mom's are like, get that guy, water chat!
maybe you want a fast but honestly though chat I will say I do piss at a very
insanely big speed I've told chat this but like I don't pee a lot but I pee
often you know it's like it's consistency consistency is better than
but quality over quantity type shit I'm saying ah that's wisdom yeah power wash
Streamer also banned that guy efficient. How's your day been chat today? We're supposed to be reading Mousey's tarot
and I
Don't have the balls to tell her that I hope this situation
It's not about love or health because I'm really bad at that house Greg
Oh, I wanted I was telling chat that story TLDR. I was supposed to yesterday
I didn't stream because I was supposed to take my cat Greg
to the vet for his second vaccination.
But turns out the first positive is Greg is recovering
because for those that don't know, I recently got a cat.
I adopted a new cat.
The only minus side is my cat has the wobbly syndrome.
What is the word?
And there's like a scientific thing,
but I completely, I can't pronounce it
and I don't remember it.
Some things wobbly.
So he has like a genetic nerve problem.
So his hind legs don't move as well.
Yeah, something hyperplasia.
Yeah, cerebral hyperplasia.
So basically, his hind legs are not good.
The nerve, he has some nerve damage, TLDR.
But it's okay because he's very young.
Like my cat is still only like five months,
so we're giving him a lot of medicine and treatments.
Girl, what the fuck, Chad?
Someone just okay. Don't know by me man. Don't by me. So yeah, TLDR cat requires more care
So I took him to the vet. We've had him treated for a while. He is getting better when we first got him
He couldn't walk or run or jump
Let me think what the fuck he could do
Oh
Hi
I was telling your chat.
Yeah.
So, oh, so you know how I told you like my cat couldn't like walk or run or anything?
Cause he's just like a wobbly, silly cat.
Now we've been giving him treatment so like build the muscles on his hind legs.
The minus side is now his hind legs are like bigger than the rest of his other legs.
I think your cat is going to be a lion.
I'm hoping.
But now he can walk.
He's still a little bit wobbly when he runs.
like if he stops his hind legs would like not stop and he would like kind of skirt around
but he can't walk better he still can't jump though so we're like slowly treating him I
was supposed to take him for his vaccine shot yesterday but then he still has the flu and
the vet's like uh yeah no we need to treat this first like give it a week so now he's
on a week worth of meds and then we're gonna see if we can get him vaccinated the
week after. Oh shit, let's go! Giga Chad Cat. Giga Chad Big Cat that requires a lot of love.
If you want you to be like, guys, it wasn't a cat, it was a lion this whole time. I didn't know.
You know, I was telling Chad about this right? Because I was like, I need to buy things for my
cat, but I don't know what to get. Like advice from cat owners and shit. And then I was googling
And I saw like this litter box that has a camera in it so you can watch your cat take a shit
What the fuck?
And like I really wanted to get it and so I was like let's just take your private seat
Gonna infiltrate your cat's private time?
Yeah but think about it, I can have video footage of my cat taking a shit
And what are you gonna use it for?
And then self satisfaction I'll be like, he poofed the day, I'm so proud of you
And I thought about it too right?
She just loves hacks into my house
She loves watching people use the bathroom
I love that. I do- Oh, not the bathroom! Okay, hold on now! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa! In general, slash general.
But I thought about it, someone hacks into my house, right?
They'll be like, oh, one CCTV found, and they thought they're gonna be watching me?
No. They will hack into my PC and just watch my massive gigabig cat take a gig of shit.
And that's how they get to see.
You know how satisfying that thought is? That's a cool ass thought!
Worst the investment, I fear. Thoughts on that track?
Who steps ahead? That's me.
That's not a file, yes.
Yes.
Petitka, I will petitka. Someone told me, can you make a music video like
the This Is America music video? You just shoot booby before the music starts and don't address it at all.
What?
I want a music video where booby lives, okay?
Okay, talk about that guys.
Guys, please!
He needs to live! He needs to survive!
Hahaha!
Oh my god!
Oh! Address me!
Hahaha!
Bloodhark!
Dude, honestly though, I found out that the one that threw that bowling pin was buffed because I went to your chat and I was like,
Booby lives! I'm so happy!
And so many people responded to me.
Like, in your chat, being like,
Oh, she didn't see it. It was buff, by the way.
And I was like,
Awwww. You're the aware emote.
That's how I felt.
Aw, I'm sorry.
It was like, aware.
Awwww.
And you know who else is going to be knowing something?
You!
Me!
Carotide!
Alright, so, I still don't know what the fuck you-
My favorite thing is she called me yesterday in the morning, and she was like,
How do you make decisions, and I went flip a coin, and I'm like wait a minute, what if this is like health related?
And it's a life or death situation, I went flip a coin.
I'm like no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah?
Oh, I still have no idea what the situation is.
So, we can do it vague, if you'd like.
Let's do it vague.
Okay, but I need a general understanding on what the fuck I'm trying to read like this is like a gen advice
You know I'm saying I could do that. Yeah
Okay, all right
I'm all I'm gonna write it to you and then I'm gonna delete it, but you cannot say anything
It's her fucking fart I can't believe it
Just can't stop
I'm gonna be real, if I have video footage of my cat taking a shit, that's the day I'm
gonna make a second Twitter account and it's just called Gregshits and then it's just videos
of my cat taking a shit.
I wrote it to you.
Okay.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
It is her scar!
Oh girl!
Get your asshole looked into.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Hold on, let me type you.
Let me add the lead in it.
Oh!
I'm going to tell you something.
Yeah!
Hahahaha!
Oh!
It's okay girl.
I too have a big gaping butthole.
I know where that is part.
Uh!
Okay!
We'll do it!
Carreau card for the ass.
Look Rayden, read what I wrote.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Big life decisions a yeah, yeah, yeah, she stitched your butthole up. Should I stitch up my butthole or not?
Look the coin
No, but honestly though that method again, I want you to know I need to like clean shuffle these cards
So give me like two minutes, but like
Basically
That coin thing it is very smart. Okay. I know it sounds stupid in theory, but as the coin is in the air
That's when you make the decision. It doesn't matter like if you if you get the result and you feel like oh
I don't want to do that and you know what you want to do, you know
That is unironically how I decided to get into V show Joe
It was so fucking good, I've made so many big life decisions
That's also I decided if I should move or not
I flipped the course. Oh my god. I just did it. Oh
Okay, how do you feel about it? I don't know
confused ah yes the coin does do that the coin of wonders I love google.com
slash three times and it was the same result over and over again does does
your heart radiate with it my heart is just marinating and being like I don't
know ah the coin of confusion I have made so many like
life-changing decisions like whether like should I move or not I flip the coin
I feel like I need to say I'm not unhappy that it that that result came out
Does that make sense?
Yeah
Okay, I'm not unhappy about it
It's like one of those things where it's just like I can go either way. You know what I mean?
Yeah, I get what you mean
Pitching up your butthole is a big decision chat
It is a big decision, you know, and not a lot of people have that type of commitment to stitching up your butthole.
Exactly. Exactly. And what if you like your butthole?
Yeah, what if you like your butthole?
Yeah.
Ugh. It's a major surgery. Is stitching up your butthole actually a major surgery?
Yes. Well, you don't really like...
So, like, you don't really stitch up your butthole.
hole like you can get a surgery in your body if if needed where it's like it
removes a part of your colon and then you cut your intestine and then you open up a
hole and then you poop into a bag oh don't have to poop out your butt cuz
So the poop has to come out.
It's just not gonna come out your butt.
I cast Men Buttcrack.
That was actually a move I ended up putting in a tabletop game
where my ultimate move is this two step move
called Men Buttcrack and then Explosive Diarrhea.
I love that.
That was a banger idea and I'm gonna reuse that idea one day.
A surgery I was thinking about like whether it's a big surgery or not.
This is so random, it was a vasectomy because like I had a conversation with one of my friends and one of my friends is married by the way
and she was like
I'm like we're married, but we don't really want kids. Oh, one of the cards fell out
uh-oh
well
Oh period, okay, right period. Okay. Anyways, so
Well continuing uh, so she basically doesn't want kids, but she
also
Doesn't really like she has a chemical imbalance so a lot of the birth control won't work very well for her
She was like what if I just asked my husband to get a vasectomy?
She's like yeah, but I don't want him to die, and I was like is she a big big surgery
I'm no clue. Is what a big surgery?
Vasectomy um no
It's not Shaya got one. Oh
Oh, good on you Shaya, good on you man.
I thought it was like, I mean he was like, open running the same day.
Okay, with that information.
And the reversible.
Okay, so I want you to know, a lot of the cards, all of your cards kind of fell out
and I have no idea, no, I'll just have to think about what this means.
All right, Miles distract chat. Well, I'm like trying to think about this. Okay. Okay. Let me take a picture for you
So you know what we're dealing with. Oh, no, I'm scared now
Oh god, I just okay ignore my messy ass this
Oh, you know, I'm just gonna like add my foot in here. I'm just gonna get out the picture
Oh, yeah, at the one picture, and you can see my foot.
You can see the feet paint, huh?
My little toes.
Guys, I got a feet paint.
So these are the cards you got.
Three feet.
I just have to kind of read it.
The first card you got is the Devil.
Of course.
The second card you got was Strength.
And the third card you got was Five of Cups.
All upwards.
And for your last card that I just kind of pulled on the bottom of the deck,
kind of like the idea from Ponkey was the Six of Swords reverse so now after just
I'll think distract chat for a while chat
six seven
isn't the devil a good one I think so I frowned at that there's a guy with a
of his penis hanging out.
This cocking ball is a good one.
That is, actually no, that is true.
There is a guy with his cocking balls out.
And a lady with her titties out, and her coochie out.
And the devil has a very hairy crotch.
She's freaking out right now.
I can tell when you're freaking out,
And I know you're freaking out right now.
You don't know how to tell me what you're going to tell me right now.
Should I DM it to you or should I just read it to you?
You can DM it to me if you feel like it's too sensitive.
I don't think it's like too sensitive.
It's just a very like, it's very interesting that these are the cards that got brought out.
Interesting.
You can read them all out.
I mean it's a general reading, you know what I mean?
That is true, but this is a very funny story it depicts.
So, um, okay, not again?
Okay, but if you don't just come home and then you can write it, you can write it, you can write it.
I need to like, think about how best to work this.
Cool.
Chat, I'm just letting you know every time I get a territory, it's always the worst.
the worst. It's always horrible and it's always bad and my life is always in peril and everything's
always dangerous. No, it's not that bad. I'm just used to my life just being shit.
You know what, maybe I will just type it. I'm gonna type you up a storm girl. Okay,
type me up a storm. Alright, hold on. Also I want you to know these cards kind of fell
Everything aside from the last card fell out when they fall out, which is great.
You know it's something you need to hear.
They're talking also in my mouth. They're talking to you bro. They're talking. They're talking to me.
They're trying to talk to me.
No, Mousey, no.
Guys, this is just for fun. It doesn't mean it's real.
that is true you know I feel less bad typing up a storm you know you know it's
funny is that I already know in my heart what I have to do sick so let me just
again I need to mute myself because I have a tendency of typing and talking
Which makes us redundant so I have to mute myself
You have to kill Kenny
Don't do it mouse you're too young to die
Guys it's just for fun. Okay, we're all we're on easy street right now, you know, we're all on easy street
Here, I'll play it.
She is typing up her arm.
I'm like, I'm like, oh, are your hands shaking well don't feel bad. It's one of those things that I'm like
Is it is it something like you want to ask me if I'm okay?
More okay, I'll type a tldr version and then I can like get into it cuz I can win
I will say this might be just completely wrong
It's not real bro. Tarot is a figment of your imagination
Imagination like how when froggy did mine and she called me and she was like hey, are you okay?
Are you okay? I think I still have the the oh no
I don't cuz I'm on my new computer, but I have the video she sent me a video and it's her saying hey
Are you okay? Are you okay?
I'm really worried. Are you okay? I?
Think I played it for shit for chat
Uhhh...
Daaamn!
Okay, you know what?
Okay.
I'm gonna type up a storm once more.
Let me lock the fuck in.
She's locking in, bro.
She's locking in.
Am I okay?
I'm never okay, bro.
Do you think a person that streams
15 hours a day is okay?
I'm never okay.
A person who streams for more than 10 hours a day is never okay.
That's why to me, when I get stuff like this, when I get like, I do it for fun, and when
I hear, when I get like readings and like, it's supposed to be like, oh, scary, terrible.
To me, it's just like, okay.
Guys, my co-life has been nothing but rough shit after rough shit after rough shit
After rough shit after rough shit after another after another after another after another I
Feel like after a while like when you've gone through a lot of shit
You're just like
Eventually there's gonna be a moment where the shit is not hitting you know what I mean, and it's and it's fine
It'll it'll be okay
It'll be okay, bro
there are certain things that I experienced in my life that have been horror movie level scary
shit where it's like if I could get through that I could get through anything you know what I mean
trauma don't pay I mean do you know what I'm talking about no I'm just saying
if I can get through it I can get through anything that's fine it's all right bro
I feel that yeah, I'm sure you I'm sure there's so many people out there that feel the same way
Despite everything is still you it's true. It's true, bro
True guys don't worry. This is a general reading
Nothing, it's nothing specific.
Ermaus, Tarot for the most part I think is bullhonky, but this is Michi the shaman family
mochivee and the only other person it listened to is a blitzed out froggie cause she gets
so high she can't even tomagachi.
She showed me her tomagachi when she did my reading.
It seems kinda specific to the secrecy.
I think Miji just is afraid of making me feel sad.
Yes!
You can't make me feel sad.
There's nothing you can do that will make me sad.
See? That's why.
I'm also trying my best to figure out how to spell these words.
Well shooting Kenny make you sad.
Kenny's dead guys.
The party can reach his voice.
That's because I already know that it's bad and I know that she just doesn't want to make
me sad.
But there's nothing you can say or do that's gonna make me sad girl.
Don't worry.
zombie can't oh god that's right zombie can he's probably like running around somewhere
we need to stop this
I'm getting worried about a Ouija board, oh Ouija boards, I don't, I don't mess with
Ouija boards cause my mom told me not to.
But even though it's like, it's a Hasbro creation so.
No, no!
Hasbro!
AHHHH!
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
N.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Okay.
Good.
She's writing! She's writing! She's figuring out how to spell!
These words are big! Yeah, they're big words! Leave her alone!
I'm at the end of it though, I'm at the end of it, okay? Hold on.
I'm just going to start googling how to spell words
Thanks guys.
Thanks.
I'm also a little bit of a little bit of a singing voice.
Thanks.
Thanks guys.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks for the bot music for us, bfff!
I love bots!
My bots, everyone!
a
I feel the the background music sometime
That reminds me of 8-bit universe song covers as well if you ever heard of them.
Yeah.
I did it!
Okay, I got the boob.
Oh shit.
I'm gonna read it.
I did it!
Okay, I got the boob.
Oh shit.
I'm gonna read it.
Uh-huh!
Guys, I'm gonna read it now.
I did it.
Yeah.
And to hear out TTS, I did read it.
The reality is this mousey, no matter what the cards say you got this, I know
you can do it.
I believe in iron farts power to take the most massive fart and to drain all
the uncool and unnice fart energy in her body and become golden fart, real and true.
So happy positive energy here.
It's not bad.
Now you see what I'm like, can I even say that out loud?
Like it's...
I don't think I can.
Oh my god.
Nancy, now you know why I had to type up a store.
Okay, it's a very silly topic.
And I'm like kidding.
reading I do you can Google it to double check you can literally just Google it
my like that you like it like that baby girl and it's probably wrong
thoughts on that maybe you couldn't mend your butt crack
it's crazy how accurate this is I don't like that a lot of the beginning the
there's there's aspects that it that is not but there's a lot of aspects that
Very accurate it is crazy. It's probably not true there. There are some there oh
My god wow, I need to come do more often
No
You should one with me with good good energy. This is good energy
Okay, I will I will write this last thing down
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'll try to do it.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
Crazy.
There, that's but, but, I will say I am really bad at math.
You know what's crazy, the chat with Tarot?
If you're like really good at it, some Tarot's do depict like time frames and like months
or dates that usually sometimes exist but you have to like kind of know a lot and
I kind of I'm stupid so like take that with so much grain of salt that you
basically drown as you know so much grain of salt that you basically float
aha because is it I'm gonna eat my pear like you deserve all the pears
yeah I feel like that demon from death note that eat apples yummy yummy damn
this is insane
crazy. What is it called? I'm Ryuk? I'm Ryuk bitch but with bears. Bear is just apple but
really wet this is you like that I'm just like in shock at how accurate this
all is I was prepared to found I wasn't prepared to feel honestly best terror
advice is never make life decisions based on terror I would never I would
never however this is like making me think about a lot of things well that's
good that thinking is very good a lot of because it's a lot of thoughts that I've
had in my brain that I that I've thought about and that I've just been
sitting there and now it's like holy shit just been sitting there if you
want you can't ask follow-up questions and then we can like if you're like I
need touch on that but obviously if you'd rather do it off stream I'm also down
because I remembered when Ari got her tarot reading and the tarot was like like
it was a Tonki and Tonki pulled out her cards and out of nowhere she went hmm
random question because I that was the first time they met by the way and
Tonki went do you have daddy issues and Ari went like okay I still think
of that day it's like oh Ari meet my friend Tonki Tonki meet my friend Ari
and they're like oh you're so funny okay terrible you have any issues
I was so straight to the point that I was like damn okay girl um hi holy shit
I heard that day holy shit and it's so great. Oh my god. It's so crazy. I'm gonna tell you this other thing tell me
Like I said Michi shaman family Mochi of nine out of ten other readers of bull honky
Also, I just recalled isn't froggy part native American or something like that lines up like Michi and shamanism
oh it was so fun oh my god
anytime girl again get it if you ever need it's just fun to do it I will say
I have I usually do like tarot reading for friends and they would ask a shit
ton of questions at one point I'm like girl do you want me just to read the
whole deck like what the fuck do you want for me thank yeah
Me too, from the mystical people.
Something is wrong.
Thoughts? Maybe, right? You need to be really high to do this.
True, maybe.
Kuro isn't married yet, so not everything Michi predicts comes true.
Dude, you know what's crazy? I read Kuro's tarot once,
and I read that Kuro was going to get married.
Like, soon-ish.
What?
And I was like, okay bro, I will say,
I will say I love this very bad for him.
Not Mary, Mary, but Mary does something else.
Like, Mary to his job.
Ohhhh.
He's going to find the love of his life and marry them ASAP.
Thoughts on that?
This Coro still has time.
I'm very bad at love reading.
You know who is really good at like love reading?
Ollie.
I mostly get at like work.
Like work reading or general readings.
That I can do pretty well.
I can do it confidently, but like love reading?
Holy shit, I'm so ass.
Like, just think of love like work.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know if that's doable.
I'm not, I don't know how to do that.
Cause like,
I did do that once and then I thought about it.
I was like, is this really a side that is love?
Like it's like, do I love this person?
And I'm like, um, financially.
And then I'm like, uh, I don't know if this is what we're.
All he's good at love though.
All he's good.
I, I would say I'm mostly career.
I used to do like general, you sometimes you can like the most general
questions and Tara was like, there's four, there's general health,
um, work or career and love.
I could do everything but love, but then I stopped doing health because
obviously that's kind of weird.
Like, I don't mind reading it if it's offline, but then I used to do it on stream, and I don't want to be like,
oh, uh, this card is talking about this, this, this, this, this, right?
Get it checked. It's kind of odd. However, someone told me that I read a tariff for them once, and I was like,
there is a disease that runs in your family that is very predominant, and you need to get that checked.
That was like, weirdly enough, the card that I was talking about. So, out of like, shits and giggles,
they did get it checked and like their family they had diabetes and apparently
they tested like I think this was for pre-diabetes and they like update me on
and I'm like I never want to do this again bro thanks for the career reading
I got you Michael you're getting Michael's career being like um your
career is gonna blow up and you're gonna act like you don't know nobody
Oh, shit!
A career reading.
I'm scared.
Your career is fine, girl.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Thank God it's free diabetes, because it's so treatable,
but it's so very...
I don't know if doing a health reading for the public is a good idea,
good idea because by the end they bro go to the hospital right if there's
something that you're concerned about get it looked into don't ask the cards for
it the hail the hail hail much it's like I don't care what the x-ray says
the tarot don't be silly or a silly don't be silly
What in the hale-y? The cars ain't gonna hail you. Yeah, you'll get a check. Yeah, you'll get a check.
Yippee! Oh my God. I can't believe it. You're good, you know what happens.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Don't feel bad? Why do you feel bad?
I was when I read that
Do I sound sad?
No, honestly I'm not worried about the sad part
Yeah, Tarot is so funny sometimes
I know, you know
To me it's always entertainment
It's not real, however
Sometimes I feel like there are things that you can reflect upon
reflect upon by reading interpretations of things and you can think about stuff. It makes you think
about things. It makes you, it makes you ask the important questions in your life.
It does. It helps you reflect. Yes. It really helps you reflect a lot of things. I think I
I remember I did tarot like is that
recently about some girl mechie I hear
No, oh also talking about Ali. I
Told her that we're playing roadside. She was like I want to play
Do you want to invite Ali to roadside as well?
Sure, ladies you says he's ready to play
Yeah, yeah of it. I'll create the DM
Yeah
Yeah
I can't believe it I know he's just so mean and selfish and cruel like that. I
hate this dude. I'm gonna kick him out of this group chat. Does Meiji charge for
reading or are they free? I think you should charge. You're good. Hell no! I
always do it for free however I will say like I used to do public ones because
I used to stream on YouTube and I would do it for like members only. That's
what you can't really do that right? Like I used to have like a members
only like thing and I would read it but recently I kind of stopped doing it
publicly because like I realized some of the cards are silly funny you know
like they're silly funny until you get a card that's like you have big issues and
it's portraying a motherly figure and then now I get a fucking message being
like I want you to know that you just called me out live on stream and I'm
like I now I feel bad so you know what um I I reserve it for friends now because I
don't want to call anyone up by accident nope until you draw the fucking tower
oh brother that shit stinks oh god also I want you to know there was a time
where I was like talking to Matta on stream and it got clipped right because
Matta asked me for like a reading and I did a reading and she got the tower
and everything and I was like oh so I read it and this was before like the thing
that we talk about question mark yeah and it got clipped and the comments were
like no like you got to understand like thank you the grain of salt cuz she
already knew at that point I knew I knew after that if anything I knew like
as it was happening cuz they like she was like oh um yeah cuz she asked her
follow-up questions and she was like we can do follow-up questions off stream and
that was when I'm like oh oh I thought this was so silly I thought we were being
silly together what's happening guys hold on and then it happened and I was
like haha time for laughter and tears and joy
I feel like the stream has been more chill than the other ones I've been in.
Now we're joy!
And now we're going to play a simulator game.
Yeah!
French Rock!
French Rock!
You want me to call the group?
Yeah!
Wait, is there a voice chat in the game or no?
Uh, we tried it.
There was voice chat in the game, but then for some reason, some of the people's
mic wouldn't like pick up from different people's ends.
I'm not sure.
Oh, what the fuck?
We can try call first and then try the end game thing.
YUM!
Okay, lemme call...
Whoa!
Ladies and gentlemen, what the fuck is your funky picture?
Sorry, we just played a D&D campaign and my character fucking died.
I killed off my character
But that's my character guys
little guy
Well, I'm graduating
Okay, fine, I'll figure out
Yeah, the truth came out revive myself fine fine. Thank you convince me
I'll finish your pressure, I'll rock it all back guys.
Yeah, let's go peer pressure!
Woo!
Leizu is a lawn chair that folds under nothing.
Thank you.
What?
Love him.
Yeah.
Love him.
Love him.
Oh my god.
I opened this.
Son of a terror reading go guys.
You know what?
It was a terror reading?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Fun!
That was before this collab.
Yo!
What?
It was good!
I think Michi thinks it's bad, but to me I think it was good.
Well, I had an inkling because Michi's reads, you know, have a tendency to go off the rails.
Oh my god, I do a really accurate...
It was really accurate.
I forgot about that.
Wait!
You got a reading too?
I did.
I did.
A while ago.
Actually, you know what?
This is so funny.
Uh, Michi's reading was part of the reason why I'm dying.
It was your fault, Michi!
It is actually my fault.
Michi, you are killing him!
Oh god.
Oh my god.
It was you!
I shot him in the face.
That's just how it is.
I didn't, you know, maybe this is a bad time to reveal it, you know, in the middle of a collab, but you know, that is what it is.
No, it's not!
No, it's not!
No, it's not!
No, it's not!
Everyone say thank you, Michi!
Everyone say thank you, Michi!
Oh brother, this guy's saying...
I'm gonna crucify you, Michi!
You got your mother back, Ollie.
Wow.
I can't believe that she's murdering you, Lazy!
I can't believe it either!
Get her!
Get her after I die, that's my guy, Rich!
I can't believe this!
You wanna try the ending voice as well, by the way?
Can we try it?
We can.
It is better now.
I think they'll put it in.
Oh, was it bad before?
Wait, who's hosting?
I should invite.
Can you hear?
I'm coming.
I almost left the game.
Really?
Right, so...
Can you hear me in-game?
Yeah!
Nice.
Can you hear me?
Uh, can you hear me?
twice okay I will meet myself then
guys my game crashed guys guys help help help help help help
my game crashed help my game crashed oh oh oh oh but doesn't like me help my
Oh, oh Oh
wait
Sending thoughts and prayers, thanks.
I love thoughts and prayers.
Okay, we can just use Discord dead.
Cause I think...
It's all your fault.
I just can't believe that.
Wait, what happened?
Lezu can't hear Ollie even though I could hear Ollie.
And Lezu just hates Ollie. That's the truth.
Oh, I couldn't join cause it's not...
What? No!
What?
What? There's only three people?
There's only three people in here.
I mean, but you can...
I roll in my house.
Is your-your-your broken?
Yep.
Yeah, I can't hear only for some reason.
Yeah, she's so fucking cruel.
That's messed up.
But I can't.
Oh!
Is it?
Is it?
Sorry, I-I watched it.
No, I do. I really do.
Did you-did you enter, Mouse?
I really do.
Ah, there you go.
Please!
It says,
Oh, good!
Looks like you made it to Earth, son.
I'll help you sit up.
Don't let me down again.
Remember your training and follow the objectives at the top left of your screen.
Also pay attention to messages and hints on the bottom left.
We don't want you losing control of your limbs again.
In case you don't remember your training, I added some instructions on how to play section of the pause menu.
Oh.
Mmmmm...
I just heard she should take Goopers.
She's like...
Yeah!
Aside from Leizu.
Yeah, I love that.
Oh, other...
I didn't get the sexy man.
Oh, my bad.
I didn't realize you guys were all showing up as sexy.
Of course we're all gonna be sexy.
This guy stinks.
What do you mean we're sexy?
Can we get the American flag?
This guy is not sexy.
Do you like Americans everywhere?
Yes, she has been doing that.
She's been doing that at our previous store.
All we saw was goddamn American flags.
Oh, he knows America.
He knows America.
me howdy god bless america god bless america yeah i watched all of his fucking videos is
so good god bless super ball time to sell our product
Okay, this is oh, oh, it's a cup
Oh, it's one of these kind games
I like the gas station. That's my favorite part of the game
Yeah, it's pretty fun. I love bite over price snacks
Now I am going to mark it up very high.
The back to the right.
The back to the right.
Yeah, if you exit through the back door, there's always a back.
Uh, yes.
What's your portal for the front, Trash?
Yeah, I'll move it to the front so that I don't have to.
Oh, you're so strong.
Yes.
Oh my god.
Check this out.
ha ha have you fallen for me now oh i have fallen i have fallen yeah you want me to count in front of lezu
yes oh my gosh michi's here too guys hey whoa whoa whoa yo why fuck me for bro don't drag me into news
what do you mean what the hell why you're my last defense hey oh no here i'll even do this
I
Hear death just like I did it before
Yeah, so they know what you run here. Now they know it's cashier
Yeah, oh this guy. Yeah, you're done. I
See mouse is fucking wobbling around being like
Like I can like he owns the place. Don't act suspicious. You're not sorry. Sorry
I'm also a person.
I'm gonna clean it.
Thank you, babe.
I got you.
If you guys, like, I wanna do this so it's like, tutorial mode,
but basically, if you want, I can spawn you into the world that,
like, we already have, because we have like a bigger one.
It's not too, like, insanely bigger than this,
or we can start from scratch.
Up to you.
We can start a business.
I see. So you're like, oh, we can port over.
I
Want to know why nobody stopped it for gas
Do we have a gas pump we have any gas in the gas thing we don't have gas
Oh wait, we're lacking diesel we had everything else
We can bad on telling you see the prices of these products are so fair. I've marked it up like
You're robbing me, you're robbing me!
I smell inflation
Once we get that decoration that says 50% off or we're winning guys, we're winning big
Do not search up alien inflation
We'll not get what you're looking for
Chad, don't look
Don't look for alien inflation
Don't look
Also these people would drop trash and shit
They would make the place dirty that we have to clean I will say though just so then we can improve faster
If you take their trash and put it in the yellow box in this room
You get points for it the yellow box. Yeah, we take their DNA and then we
It's the other box in the back room
I'm not doing the gas I think wait
I'm just watching and learning you know like I'm my first my first day on the
job I'm watching my friend figure out how to feel
How do I put gas in?
Fill her up!
You gotta open the hole and shove it in!
What? Why?
I can put in the money first.
Oh, I have to take the money first.
I took the money for you.
Oh, okay, okay, okay. You're smarter than me.
It's how they do it in America.
You don't get to pump your own gas.
There is a gaping hole in this car.
Where is it?
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
There it is.
There's a keeping hole in this car.
Uh, wrong hole.
That's what she said.
Hey, wait.
We gotta raise these gas prices.
They're too cheap.
Oh, true.
You can click it and you can raise it yourself.
Charge them an exuberant fee.
S3?
Exuberant fee.
Exuberant.
Michi, you've been heading up the dictionary.
I have.
Yeah.
Can't you tell?
I can certainly tell his brain has expanded.
Price?
Oh my god, it's Jacksepticeye!
Wait, what?
Oh my god!
Wow, he's a big fan!
Big, big fan.
Oh my god, he actually does look like him.
He does look like him, right? I'm not tired, right?
Green hair.
Top of the morning.
Come on, T-alies!
Perfect.
I know what I'm doing now.
I wonder how much Mousy will charge for gas.
Let me check.
Well, I just put 10%.
What?
Oh, what happened to you?
What?
What happened to you?
Time to put 50%.
Do you think we should put more?
Yeah!
Okay.
Well, here's the thing, right? If you think about it...
Be the devil.
Okay, okay, okay, I'll put more.
Yeah, yeah.
What about like 20%, like 20%?
More! What happened to your mouse?
Well, think about GapTube on this, right?
Like, if they don't get gas, they can't drive. It's like a necessity.
Exactly.
Okay, well...
Okay, hold on.
50! 100!
They have to pay your price, otherwise they can't drive away!
Okay, 50%.
Oh my God! It's $5.79!
and then rounded up to six dollars yes yes oh the money can I use them to buy
flags um you can buy your flag can I become an American citizen now it's
time to get that green card I'll give you a green card come on you get your
green card now hold on y'all what and that green car help me get the gas on
the back okay okay wait what did you want
a lot of gas
does anyone know what the numbers actually mean on the gas
they're different types of gas yeah what is 87 what does it mean I don't know
what is 87 and you know what kind of what gas means that do you know what gas
That means...
That's you, I mean.
What does that mean?
It's lit!
How many minutes?
The purity.
I love this sound board.
Oh, what happened?
I guess I got run over?
You got run over?
Yeah, mouse that was hit by a car.
I see mouses like bloodstained on the ground.
I'll clean it. Don't worry about it.
I'm sorry.
You'll never know.
I can't clean it under a car.
I'm just gonna be real. I didn't know I could get over.
Don't worry about it.
Fun fact, I can't clean that because this big ass car is in the way.
We'll clean it as soon as they're gone.
We'll get this loser out of here.
I mean sorry this is a respectable individual oh my god look at my slime oh
yeah that's some that's a nice slime let you do you gotta help you find that so
What was that? Was it weird?
Oh!
Oh!
Okay, uh, oh.
I threw a craft somewhere, but I don't know where it went.
Here.
Here.
I can't pick it up.
Me can't pick it up.
There we go. There we go.
I'm serving a woman who wants 87.
Ahhhh
Look at how rich we are though!
Holy! Oh see we are rich!
Do you buy flags now?
He just wants our flags!
You can always do whatever you want. Do what your heart tells you to do.
I have...
Consent.
Ah there it is. Here's the trash.
Smoking right there? What are you doing smoking in my cell?
Is it not? Is it not enough?
Why are they complaining about flamboyance because of one fucking can dude?
Kill this guy.
Kill him!
Kill that guy now!
Yeah, kill him.
Oh, you know what you should do?
Read them carrots, that'll kill him.
Okay, man.
You don't read carols.
Yeah, exactly.
Me just says your carols are the best.
What? Really? You a shithead?
Hey, Zoo! Tell me your really, Zoo. You see this?
Yep, what is this?
You're great at love reading.
That's my shoe.
I am actually... You guys want to know a fun fact?
Tell me.
Yeah.
I read for someone's mom. I decided to lie about it, and she actually died.
What?
That is... That is... Wow.
That's amazing.
No!
No!
No!
Explain.
I didn't have the heart to tell her that, you know, like, I got the cards.
I read her tarot server and Loki the Tarot said, oh, you'd be dropping dead.
I can't tell her that!
Oh, no!
Yeah, you can't really tell them that.
I mean but I would want to know. Hi. Hi. I will know.
Oh my god our prices are so high and there's so many people.
Oh well yeah one of you just gooped on the floor.
This happens to aliens regularly and it's a lot of fun.
Humans find it nasty so clean it up quickly.
Okay where's the shoe?
Oh it's your goop.
It might be your goop.
That is not my goop.
Here Lazu come here.
has your
I
I
Clean you clean everything make sure everything is clean
All right, I think and proper I'll keep this space
Flawless just like America. Yeah
I saw a mouse go. I'm coming. I'm coming
I mean, we should buy more people.
Wait, who has the shoe?
We'll buy 87.
Wait, Mouse, where did you put the shoe?
Back in the bathroom.
Oh, okay, cool. I'm taking it.
Nice customer of the day.
We're doing kind of good, right?
$500? That's kind of a lot.
Is this alien naked on the computer?
Holy shit.
Oh, so much like the can.
Oh, we can research it.
Research your DNA.
and then you click the silly button and then we get it. I just saw someone buy some. That
was me. I bought the email. No, I don't think that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, that
That was not me!
Oh, say can you see?
Wow, she loves America!
All my most patriotic out of everyone here!
She is!
That's incredible!
We gotta get her a green card!
Yeah, get me that green card!
Yeah, two or three at least!
We gotta get her a green card!
Yeah, she deserves like five green cards!
Yeah!
You hear that, Michi?
I'm gonna be American!
I'm so happy I gooped.
She gooped all over herself.
Don't worry. Goop gone.
Goop gone.
Gone.
No one even knows.
Yo! If they're multiplying, I looked away for a second.
There's so many of them now!
Five more.
There's so many flags.
It's a real happy man.
This is incredible how much is so happy oh like five dollars is pretty cheap yeah
so can you like cover the whole room with flags is that okay I don't see you
know I don't see why not so off your level and they're cool wait I have a
question is rotating the flag okay or no I don't I don't think so Chad do you
I don't think it is
I have no clue
No
Someone put no in all caps, that means no
Okay then, I'll do it like this
He wants to cover every inch of the wall
That is splendid
You can put it down like that
He just really wants to cover this whole wall
Fuck our door, guys
Who needs a door?
Where does it go to?
I think this is like an expansion.
We don't need more space, it's fine.
Yeah, we only need our flags.
He's just so happy.
I wonder...
What country we're in guys?
Well you never know!
Upside down indicates that the US is in trouble.
What? Is that true?
Really?
Really?
I don't know. Somebody in my chat wrote that.
Surely not.
Oh!
Oh...
I learned my chat said no touching the floor.
Okay. You can't touch the floor.
Oh, alright.
Now all the rules are coming out. What is happening?
There's no rules that say what you have is like 50 rules.
If you will, you are on sale.
Well, we don't have to follow them now or else we're not getting that green card.
We have to follow those flag, police.
I'm gonna come and get us, and we need to get all that green card.
You're right, you're right.
There.
Thank you, Mousy.
I love you.
Flag laws.
He needs that green card now.
Right.
Boom!
Look how much money we made.
Ah!
Veteran globe commander.
that's true man I'll do the gasoline because I love the smell okay do I also
love gasoline smell it's so good it's so good you know I heard that if you like
snacking on ice you're like always in stress there's some of that guess what
okay hold on you know I'm highly true like high cortisol yeah it's a good
condition wait really yeah I thought it was cool to eat okay I thought it was
cool I said that gives fun oh yeah cuz it's cool
I'm the type of guy that will pack you s'mores for lunch and then put in a
lighter in there. What are you going so sensually? Hey mouse. Yeah? I'll clean your gas station.
you like that oh shit nice and slow keep going oh a little lower okay see now see
now see now now she's freaking if you freaking me out I mean you want to go
back to the wall yeah there are two types of people
oh I didn't do much gas can't just leave the job half finished kill them
Can you kill people in this game? Can I kill humans?
Um, I think that was me.
Hey, so this guy is complaining about the hygiene of our store.
Sorry, I cleaned it. I cleaned it.
Can you clean my desk also? I'll clean your desk.
Yes, of course.
Thank you.
Yes, post-haste.
I pooped myself. I pooped myself.
Okay, I pooped myself.
It will be fixed post-haste.
I got it, I got it, I'm cleaning.
I'm cleaning, I'm cleaning.
Laser, laser, look!
The commander shoot me, don't let him shoot me.
Laser, there's dirt here!
Where are you, where are you, where are you?
Oh, I'm gonna get him.
Oh, he's so done for.
It's a laser roller!
You missed his fight!
Where are you?
Laser roller!
Laser roller!
Cinderella, you gooped yourself, now everyone's suspicious of us.
Oh, we have a good idea of what's suspicious.
We have a good idea of what's suspicious.
Wait, why are people suspicious?
They're going to come and mess me up.
I cleaned it.
I cleaned it.
I cleaned it.
You're first of the customers.
I cleaned it.
Oh, yeah.
The more suspicious you are, people will come and then judge you, I guess.
I'm not suspicious.
I'm not suspicious.
I'm clean.
I'm clean.
I'm clean.
suspicious I think that probably would not raise any suspicions what's so
I didn't expect that guy to run me over.
I don't think anyone expects that, usually.
What kind of sentence is that?
Again, uh...
Lazy Rilla, how dare you throw this trash!
I don't know what to do.
Look at this!
Oh, fuck you.
I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, ma'am.
That's what you made me do...
...for.
I made you that?
Yeah, you made me beat up a customer.
Oh, shit.
You fucked up.
How dare you.
That's the way.
What can I do with these alien points?
Oh my god, I think I can get alien porn.
That would have been crazy, huh guys?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's so funny.
We have to upgrade, we have to upgrade with the alien points.
We could, okay.
Guys, we can upgrade.
We have a trash bin now, but we can get another upgrade.
Either we get a hypnotic image projector, project image of products directly onto the eyes of customers, convincing them to be more accepting of overpriced products by 10%.
Oh, you like that, huh?
A camera, device that takes pictures of human targets. Take your camera aim at the designated target and shoot. The first time you photograph a target, you get a bonus, or trash can. Humans will throw their trash here instead.
But you can empty the trash yourself. Which one would you like?
what do you what do you think I'll be honest my eyes glazed over Michi pick
whatever you like what the hell man yeah me she pig yeah me she pig
man the expert alien yeah for a little owner of this place oh we can't afford
The camera.
You know what? Fuck it.
Boom.
Boom, boom, boom.
We're upgrading so fast.
In my room.
I want to spend my time together.
Together in my room.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Are you snaking the rounds?
How's your desk?
It's looking good. Wow.
I haven't died yet
There you are!
I'm glad no one's running you over anymore
Yay
I can't put a thread here
Oh my god that guy took a massive shit
TMI but thanks man
Well, sorry I just had to, I witnessed it
You witnessed the guy's shit and you were watching him?
Yeah, well he didn't, he sat down and started before closing the door
He didn't close the door for like way after
It was kind of horrific
Where is it? Where is it?
It's gone. You got rid of it.
Oh, she saw it.
Okay.
And she remembered.
Oh, damn.
No.
I wanted to know I bought the hypnotic thing so we can sell more items. Also, Lezu, help me unpack.
Real quick.
Okay, sure.
It does make people more suspicious of us by default, so that's why our suspicion level is kinda high.
Wait, what is?
Oh, a hypnotic beam.
Oh, okay.
I thought that was because we had some stains on the ground, but it doesn't matter.
Oh, I haven't marked up the prices yet. Fuck you, $5.
Fuck you, $4, cause I'm nice.
But for this for the original conch
$5.50 bitch, aha
Yes
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
How dare you steal from our business the only steal from you
Magic it up our prices by 10% now. Okay, I'll open it. It's already up by 50%
Well 60 it is
Okay
Keep increasing it.
Yes, it does!
As long as you don't complain, it's fine, right?
Yeah!
Oh, one guy just complained.
Oh, not my nasty anyways.
Now he complained about the original conk because I made it $6.
It's like a drink?
Yeah.
You made a drink $6?
Market price is $2.20.
dollars twenty cents
I can't believe it!
Disney World can charge it so can we
Look at this!
Just think of this as like
This is like Canadian pricing
Yeah, like just think of this as like
This station is like the stop to Disney World
Of course everything is expensive
Uhhhhhhh
We are so ripped
They're only... definitely.
We need to find the enemy.
Uh-huh.
What is it?
Trash hole before.
Okay, we have two trashes.
Poins.
Basil and Niko?
There's... there's Goop somewhere.
Wait, oh.
My shoe is gone.
I'm gonna go get it.
I'm gonna go get it.
I'm gonna go get it.
My shoe is gone.
I'm going, I'm going.
I'm running, I'm running.
Somebody go, somebody go!
Oh yeah, if you make any of your two suspicious, they won't even try to investigate you, they'll just...
...pull you over.
They'll try to just...
...pull on, screw you over.
Like how?
Investigation.
I have no clue.
I'm not-
Don't worry, I'm doing a good job with the gas.
Yeah, it's going down, it's going down.
Let me clean this for you, baby girl.
You like that?
Thanks.
Go slowly.
Hahahaha!
It's not gonna finish.
I'm not a single one of you freaks!
No, I'm regular, I'm normal.
Uh oh.
I poop?
I'm like regular like I get, oh.
Oh, oh.
I'll clean it.
Let's double team this poop.
This guy, what are you suspicious about? Fuck you.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you saw nothing, did ya?
Yeah, he did.
I'm cleaning you.
I'm cleaning you.
At all this cleanliness.
I'll clean your- oh, wipe your- memory wipe!
I'll clean your- oh, wipe your- memory wipe!
Oop!
Huh, who, huh, who, who, huh?
Wait, why are they still suspicious?
Is it me?
No, I'm looking for any other- other stains.
Who are you talking to?
I'm suspicious of him, because he's here talking himself, you freak!
Is this what we keep hitting him? Is that why?
Is this what we keep hitting him? Is that why?
Is this because we keep hurting him?
You have the cigarette out of him!
Yeah, yeah, that's your DNA.
What is this guy doing?
He's talking to himself, bro.
Get him, get out, motherfucker!
There's nothing else to clean, guys.
What?
You're going to America!
Yep.
Lazarella, what is this?
What is the what?
Come outside!
Oh, I thought you were inside, sorry, I fooled the wrong person.
What is this, Lazarella?
You tell me.
Oh my god, what is this crazy-
Oh, the trash is spawns- the trash is spawns so far?
That's my bad, sorry.
I can't believe it, Lazarella.
You're gonna have to go to the ball!
God!
Oh no, not the ball!
You're not going to get any Cinderella and his rat.
One rat.
My rats.
Okay.
I love iron rat.
Wow.
Iron rat.
Iron rat.
Iron rat.
Tongsten rat.
Tongsten rat.
That's me mouse.
That's me.
Look, guys, we're so rich.
We're so rich.
Is this enough to buy your other rat?
look guys we're so rich we're so rich is this enough to buy your other upgrade
or no um no but we're okay look at us okay would you like another upgrade hell
yeah we can do cold drinks and foods or camping or drink cartons which one
would you like the most expensive one oh wait sorry there's also electronics
barrel fuel and pump expansion we can't afford pump expansion
we can't do pump expansion that sucks we can probably sell today's item and then
we could afford it okay why are we gonna buy more diesel thank you okay okay
Okay, getting diesel.
Getting diesel?
These nuts.
AHHHH!
You fucking got me.
Wait, why are they complaining about dirt? Oh.
Laser!
What's the dirt?
There's the weird dirt.
Laser-Rella shaking the market, Laser-Rella.
Hey, just, it happened as I left.
Did this one-
You didn't clean the toilets!
Did you start it out, I know.
This is cooked, this is-
You're not pulling away the laser!
LASER, RELA, I GOOP!
LASER, THERE'S A GOP!
LASER, THERE'S A GOP!
Ah, there's a goop! I'm running, I'm running!
You pooped!
Right there!
I keep taking this shoe from LASER.
Oh, that's why I couldn't find this shoe.
I keep taking this shoe.
It's been robbed.
LASER, RELA, shaking my head.
Shaking my head, my head.
That's a mage, my head.
Also look at this, they do. This is also dirty.
Why? Something, hold on, I need to clean this.
Oh, it's also duped.
We need diesel and we need 89 and 87.
That's everything basically.
Coming with diesel?
Diesel, 89 and 87.
Let's get everything, man.
Just get it all, man.
Get all the gas.
Where you go, you're done.
I need it. Can you buy it actually 87 89?
Do I buy it inside the store? Yeah, you'll buy it.
Let me go. 87 89.
Fuel 87 89.
Cool.
She's complaining about cleanliness.
She's coming. Kill her!
Kill her!
Murder.
Where's the stain?
There's only a stain out here. This is cat.
Oh, but Lazo, I pooped myself outside.
Oh my god, we don't have enough gas to give this person.
It's outside in the back.
Oh, hold on, I got you.
Oh.
Eighty-nine quick!
Eighty-nine quick!
There we go!
Thank you.
What if I make the gas?
It's not like you're gonna know.
Oh, that's true, they'll actually find new ideas.
What if I make the gas with them?
And I give them a little bit of eighty-seven,
and a little bit of eighty-nine, and a little bit of ninety-three.
There's no way!
That's reasonably priced.
True. True.
When I watched that one show about the drug people, they replaced half of the gas with
water and it still works, so it surely is a little bit of a different one.
Exactly.
Humans would never know.
I've been marking up these prices to the point that they're like still happy and I'm
going to change it to $7.
Maybe $7 is the play.
Oh yeah, $7.
Looking over $7.
It's a lot.
I'm glad.
I'm here for the cashiers, didn't feel.
I'm glad.
I'm glad.
I'm glad.
That's enough for one.
Eighty-nine.
Now, my problem.
Guys, we need more eighty-nine.
I hope they've been happy.
It's the most popular.
Miles, have they been happy with the gas prices?
Yeah, nobody's complained yet.
I'll fit by twenty percent.
Okay.
It's time to raise it.
Yes, sir.
Sir, yes, sir.
Sir, yes, sir.
We're gonna be so rich.
We're gonna be so rich.
We're gonna be so rich.
Yes, yes. Up until they start getting upset.
Michi, if you consider me moving to America,
like you fit right in.
You look the perfect capitalist.
I think you die here.
Wait, what the fuck? Why is the store closed?
Yeah, why is the store closed?
Who closed it?
Oh, is it?
What a damn flag!
Where the-
Hehehehehehe
He put it on the flag!
Ugh, here's the flag on the sign.
I wonder what happens if-
Did you know you can put it on the ceiling?
Oh, shit.
Flag on the-
Oh.
Hehehehe
Oh no, he's complaining about the gas is too high.
Psst!
Oh.
Oh.
Load the gas price.
Fart in his face!
By one-
KILL IT!
By one-
That also works.
Oh, they're so happy with $7?
Oh, say less?
Oh, no, it's quickly big.
Oh my god, he's really going in.
I'll put it at...
That guy's...
Maybe we'll put it at...
6...
Uh...
69.
God bless America.
Wait!
Well, Sabotage!
I'm Sabotaging!
Oh, no, it's our Goop.
I said your Goop!
I'll see you with the trash. Where's the goop? I told you I clean the goop. Okay, okay. Oh
No
Look at what they're doing. I don't know what are they gonna sabotage us for real
They do make sure we don't goop all over the place. Okay. Okay. Stay in one place. Stay in one place. Stop walking
You like our not suspicious
um pricing that be holding the shoe why does he look like a crazy ass he does oh my god right
this is his body so this is oh oh oh oh oh god there's a fart cloud here help
please do i need to have a fart cloud there's a fart cloud i'll get you in a bit and the dirt
I'm staying here!
Please, it's kinda dirty in here!
WHAT THE LAST ONE WERE GONNA PUT?
I-I couldn't-
Oh, I have your tape, please!
Oh no, I pulled!
I pulled, please, I pulled!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh, please, I'm full health!
Okay, clean, don't worry.
Oh, thank goodness.
Everything is under control. Everything is under control, guys.
Fun fact, if you, um, hit the agent, something fun happens.
Ooh, how did you do it?
I'm just totally okay.
No-boss-la-zoo? Man.
Oh, fine, fuck it! Fuck you, Danjotate!
Oh, hey, nothing happened.
What does that mean?
What did they want?
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it, guys.
Uh, okay, we're fine.
What happened?
I ran into the store and then they thought I left.
Oh, maybe because I got late at night.
Oh, saved by the bell, as it was always.
Died
Big red font
Oh my god, there's so many American flags
Yeah, you like that? I love it.
Play the sound board
Team we've made so much progress
We're just so rich
I have like 900 dollars
Oh my god
Can we get more flags?
Wow. Yeah. You know, I'll get something that'll make Mouse very happy.
Gas expansion!
Okay, now the good news is we have more gas. This bad news is now there's going to be twice as many cars and we can't afford fuel.
Ow!
Well, surely it'll be fine, right? Like, as soon as we sell some product, it's all good.
all good they're so happy with this price bro eight dollars look yeah oh nine
dollars you know what fuck you eight dollars star you know like they're
happy about five dollars for drinks oh yes I'll see increase the price of the
gas. More research for the research. We need it for gas money. Oh, well at least they don't
need it. Exactly, they're so happy. They're so happy. It's easy running a human store.
This human stuff is easy.
Oops.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Are too easy.
Exactly.
Oh yeah.
If you know me.
$8 for cereal?
Oh, exactly.
Look, and they're still happy about it.
You'll never believe what I'm going to do next.
Which means the Canadian $33 for chicken nuggets.
They'll be happy.
They're happy with the $9 cereal.
They're fine with the expensive prices.
$9.
$9.
Can you get me and Mousey some, you know, some boombox?
Woo!
I won't get any of my job.
Oh, I got you, I got you.
Yeah.
Oh, somebody thawed it.
It's alright, I got it.
And it wasn't me.
Wow.
They don't like the 93.
Oh, the car, the car is stuck on it.
So, oh, there you go.
Someone said that's not what a bald eagle sounds like.
Yeah, it's like if it's not a legal they just like did it because it sounds like it might be
like a baldy. Baldy was the McSounds really?
Yeah. Oh, we ran out of 93 gas!
It's fake propaganda. 93?
Also, Miles, I put a boombox as close as I possibly can for you. There we go.
Guys, can we buy 93 gas really quick?
Uh, it's on its way.
Oh my god.
It's on its way already.
Help.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm on my way, here's 93.
Alright, you're all set.
Oh, I love the boombox.
Yeah, mixy vibe now.
Yay!
Oh shoot.
Oh, why are we holding on to the same shoe?
the same to you oh oh oh sorry I don't want it I got you
something gas or robbery um you don't have to come to our operation this is
premium gas and if you don't want the best gas for your car then you can go to
Another gas station at the gas
Now charge them $9
Price keep going up. This is insane. This is a miracle
It's really good being this is booming. We're really is yeah, it must come over here. I want to show you something
if you open this computer in the back, click on price and then you can see what the market
price is, that's how much we're charging and I'm telling you, we're kind of saints.
Nice?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're kind of saints, they're proofreading the story.
Oh my god.
We're kind of the same actually, we're actually very nice and very generous.
Yeah I think we're very generous and very nice.
I think we're undercarging if anything.
Yes.
So what's the market rate?
What's the market rate?
What's the market rate?
uh uh uh i don't know oh yeah okay worry about it can i take a peek
worry about it okay yeah for every complaint we get the price actually increases
Oh my god every flag we add and just means the prices are more American and so
and that's why I have a boy buddy.
Hahaha!
Sweet.
A mirror.
You said he's pulling his gun out!
$9.5?
Dude, every time you sell a black tea, a flag is purchased.
Like, did that place throw a flag?
Exactly.
And we're selling for it.
This is just boomin' guys.
Look, just to show you.
Look at all our profit.
that $100 profit 19 people it's fine it's so fine and now we can get big
girls worth of gas yeah now we only have 97 dollars in the brain that's fine we
sell some like one black tea it'll be like this radio even though you've
lived you have two boomboxes yeah what's wrong with your mouse yeah this is
luxury look at this I got a new dance move I like to call this spinning
oh how did you do that damn how did you do that right yeah yeah I want to do a show
mousey I'll give you a show mouse is outside pumping gas why is there a
fucking clock on our floor so that we know what time it is yeah we need to go
It's going on.
Mousy, mousy, mousy, look, look, look, look.
Spinny.
I like it.
She approved.
It's an all-american rail.
She left the car.
Now we have a whole line of customers because of that.
That's okay.
Yes, because these nails are booming.
Ollie got it.
I got it.
I trust Ollie's sailing service.
Oh, buddy.
You just like, look!
I can spin!
I can do this!
Ooh!
No one's complaining about the gas prices anymore, so that's a good sign.
Exactly.
You know what that means?
You know what that means, guys!
We're America!
I think we're under-triving a little.
Awwww.
We're not complaining. Time to push it, man.
Exactly. We have a dollar and thirty-seven cents. I just want you to go.
Nine fifty? Ew, crazy, man.
Ladies and gentlemen, I need your help unpacking our goods in the bag.
Our goods that we're selling for triple the price.
The diesel.
Yeah, now we have big, big money.
We got big tubs.
Big tubs.
Then...
I bought like a shelf here so you can put like fuel here.
Oh, I am stupid. I think I put that upside down.
There we go.
And now we can like store fuel on.
I-I-I shot.
I shot myself.
She poked herself, man.
Woopie! Uh oh, stinky!
Praise those prices!
Okay, we're going to see a level of greed never before seen.
$20 for gas! $20 for gas!
Wow!
$20 for gas.
Ran over.
Bros are never driving again.
Wait, they're all complaining about how expensive my drinks are.
I don't...
What?
You can't afford 5 dollars?
How dare you?
Then be hydrates.
Be hydrate!
Be hydrate right now!
Oh my...
Oh, we're just standing here spinning the whole time!
Oh, sorry!
Oh, you're great.
Keep spinning.
It's so nice to drive.
I'm sure it attracts the customers.
Oh, you're great.
You're so nice to drive.
Oh, you're great.
Oh, you're great.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, you're great.
Oh, you're great.
Oh, you're great.
Oh, you're great.
Oh, you're great.
It really is attracting them.
Yep. That's why the profits went up.
Watch this, mortals! I'll show you dance moves you've never seen before!
Let's see it.
Oh!
No way!
No way?
Someone dropped the DNA and now we're going to get something amazing.
What is it getting outside too, but he's next to a card and I'm gonna run me over.
Take a picture of three targets.
Oh, you bought a camera?
A camera?
Yeah!
Nice.
Wait, what? Every day the mothership will send you theme three target traits.
I'm gonna take pictures of them.
Be careful that customers don't notice you and get too suspicious.
Like what?
Ooh, yeah, like taking them in secret.
Yeah, be a creeper while taking it.
Be a card that's over for us all.
Oh, how do I oh this person has a camera over the camera isn't the cameras in the room
Can you take a picture of this person? Oh?
Nice nice
And then you get research points for taking pictures of people
Oh, this other customer has a camera over their head, too.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Would you like a camera here?
There's so many jobs in this game.
Yeah.
I'll put a camera here just for you.
Oh, that guy saw me take a picture of him and got a little bit suspicious.
Oh, well...
No one will ever believe him anyway.
Yeah.
That's true.
Agent alerts!
Take a picture of an agent without getting spotted?
Lazoo, wait, there's a far clown!
Oh, I'm gone, I'm in my way.
Why are there far clouds outside?
I'll take pictures.
Not suspiciously.
Wait, if we take a picture of an agent, doesn't that mean we need to be suspicious?
Uh-oh.
Yeah, let's go, it's cleaning.
What was that sound?
Don't worry about it.
Lazy dude just died. It's okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He said the gas is...
The aliens go back.
The aliens go back, it's fine.
I would have to...
I would have to...
I would have to replace me.
You don't die, Lazy.
Oh, freshen up at Mir.
Likes world peace.
This likes breaking good.
Ooh, kill him!
Breaking good? My favorite show?
Oh, you can like see what people are.
Mia Guber.
Fixing good. My favorite show.
This likes their mistress.
What the fuck?
Mistress!
What kind of mistress?
Current activity, none.
Likes hidden sharks. This likes winter.
Don't people like their mistress more usually?
What's the deal here?
What's going on at home, man? Are you okay?
I'm sorry. It has to be done.
Guys, you will never believe what I just saw.
I can sell plushies.
Plushies? Can we get plushies? Can we just sell that?
But it also makes them suspicious of us though well, we do need a little bit more
Yeah, because they're alien fleshies I guess oh, what's wrong? Oh, oh, they just want you to take a picture bro. Oh
Why is suspicion went really high?
Oh, that wasn't me
Where is it where is it?
Where's it? Oh
Oh, there's an agent.
Agent's right there and they're gonna sabotage us.
Uh-oh!
You should take a picture!
You should take a picture of the agent!
I did, I did.
I took a picture of one agent.
I took a picture of the other agent.
Where's the sabotage?
I don't see it.
I know.
Keep an eye out.
You creeped on this customer already.
Oh, is that why?
How did you sabotage us?
Did you get caught taking a picture?
I think they saw me taking a picture.
Oh, you're good from the ground!
They fucked with our ship!
Wow, that's a lot!
Oh no, I pooped in front of this lady!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, okay.
Fart like a human.
I have to do a farting minigame.
Farting what?
It's an O, it's an O-SOO, but you have to fart.
But they're interrogating you.
I'm so serious.
Oh no.
They do the poop.
They do the poop.
Oh gosh, farting.
I'm farting for this.
I feel like they're running after me.
Help!
Oh no! I couldn't blink! I couldn't blink at the same time like a human!
Humans!
WAAAHHHHH!! WAAAHHHHH!! WAAAHHHHH!! WAAAHHH!!
WAAAHHH!! WAAAHHHHH!! WAAAHHHHH!!
Survive!
WAAAHHHHH!! WAAAHHHHH!!
We're gonna die!
You said to survive, holy.
Survive, Holly.
And we survived!
Run and hide!
Run! Run! Run!
Keep running!
We're gonna die!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAAAHHHHH!! WAAAHHHHH!! WAAAHHHHH!!
Why aren't they all gone yet?!
Oh my god.
Okay.
You can do this.
oh they're still don't worry about it all right you can also you can also hit
them maybe or or something you gotta get you gotta go she's looping up she's
looping up oh my god this is dead by daylight
Get close up, Schumford.
Oof, close the cycle, go away!
Close the shop, stop, stop, stop...
In the empty computer you can go...
Oh yeah, then at the day, at the day, at the day, in the day!
In the day, in the day, in the day, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Did it work?
Oh no.
Alright, back, it's okay.
Yeah.
And well this time...
It's like...
It's like nothing happened guys.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh god, look at my goop.
It's everywhere.
My blood fangs all over the floor.
Oh my god, because Ollie chose the color red, her goop is actually just red.
And it looks like blood.
You fit in right, you fit right in with the humans.
Yeah, it's like, oops, I'm on my period.
I'm about to get my period, it's over.
No.
I
Know I can't the lazy just tell us to hold our period in
Where the fuck that our trash been go that's why they're that's what they're killing me
Okay blood stains are clean wait, where's your blood stains Michi
Um, I actually forgot where I died.
I- I think I got it.
Oh, you got it.
Yeah.
Thank you, thank you.
Let's not get home to the ever again.
Yeah, that sucks.
I promise I won't get us caught.
I'm gonna be honest with you, Master.
There is a non-zero chance that might have been me.
Oh, okay.
Oh, no.
See, it pictures the aliens too much.
It wasn't me.
Hey.
It might have actually been my fault, but you know what? It's fine.
I'll take the blame for it. It's all good.
I literally went up to an agent and went, ooh, agent, and I used to get hit in their face.
Oh, okay, that explains everything.
I was like, oh, what do you mean interrogation now?
We have to take pictures of somebody with blue bottom, a person that has a green top, and a person that has pink hair.
I wrote mouse
there's somebody with pink hair right now I think take a picture of the mouse take a picture
I don't have a camera that's not pink hair that was red
I'll bring the camera up to you
I'm really in a bikini. That's crazy.
Here, I'll put a camera right here.
Bikini! Bikini! Bikini!
I wonder if I can do something, but this is gonna be crazy, but I'm just curious.
You're picking over the stalls?
Bikini loves watching people go to the bathroom. That's her favorite thing.
Now I have scientific proof of them doing so.
How interesting theme has to be a blur.
Did you guys know that Mete has a picture of me taking a bath?
Actually no.
They're fucking in the bathtub swimming around.
I'm like that's so cute.
And they just took a picture and I'm like oh.
You can swim in your bathtub?
No we were on a trip and then I was like you know what?
I'm just going to take a picture of her in the bath.
Oh wow.
They used to like take a big pool.
where did you poop over here I flew and then I saw all the poop when she was
running for her life I'm outside you're outside okay I'm also outside I put here
I mean you're only poop when she was running for her life right there wow
where we all pooped in the same spot they're all just we really like that
One patch of grass.
What can I say, man?
Oh, would you like to get the plushie that will increase suspicion but can sell for an exuberant amount of money?
Yes!
Uh, of course.
Well, let's get the investment right.
Oh, God, please, help, help!
Um, I'm coming.
There's a fart cloud here!
Oh, no, now the car's standing over it.
I'll just try to get it from underneath the car.
Oh, shit, did we get it?
Oh.
He hated that.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
He didn't like it.
He's fading it out.
Okay, well, you can sign up.
She didn't like it.
She didn't like it?
He didn't like it.
Oh, it hurts.
It's super, yeah, man.
I mean, she's, you know, Kevlar is expanding.
I know.
I'm just sitting, do you want a bigger store
or you want bigger, oh.
Sabotage.
would you like bigger store or bigger gas bigger store means more plans
that's true actually i think we need a bigger store for all those plans
let's go home and there we have it
hey what's up let me get rid of this car first
i can i can oh my long arms can reach underneath the car
We'll reach around this car.
There we go.
Wow, there's so much more space in here.
I want to see it.
This is luxurious.
I love how you can, like, we segmented this area off because of the flags.
I always got it, always fixed it.
Yeah.
This guy was complaining because we didn't have the alien plushie that would make us instantly more suspicious
Oh now they want the alien plushie
And where is it?
Attholls
I bought it
You're not giving them the attholls
Whoa
Yeah, you gotta, you know, give them demands
Yeah, it's kinda huge in here
I'm gonna up it, I'm gonna sell this alien plushie for thirteen dollars
Oh my god
That's a...
And then?
That should not as high as I thought
Maybe we can sell it for more
hmm how does selling an alien make us more suspicious they just a regular toy
guys 20 dollars and 50 cents you know what $25 dollars wow okay that might be
little it's you're right exuberant is whatever you think it is yep but they
They will like it.
Right.
Um, Misha, where's the gu- oh, you put it over there, okay.
Uh-huh.
They like it.
They will like it.
They will learn to like it.
What did you like it?
Learn to like it.
Yeah, how I stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb.
What the fuck?
Exactly.
What happened, Mous?
What happened?
Glitch.
Yes.
Glitch.
Go away.
She's easy to run around here now. It's so big.
Look at my ass.
Yes!
We are just so good.
AHH!
Ran over again.
Can you believe people can smoke down here?
Nooooo!
You waste money at the same rate as you waste air.
What the fuck, that's so messed up.
Sorry, globe commander, my bad.
That's my dad, that's my fucking dad.
That's your dad?
He's so quick.
Oh, I'm coming.
Yeah, he said his name was like globe commander, parentheses dad.
Dad.
That's, my dad is shit talking to me, just looking at real life.
I said I didn't say that, you said that yourself.
Yeah.
I didn't say that I mean I'm not gonna lie
These are the cleanliness of the store is not looking too great. There's four clouds everywhere
Okay. I love how at first they's like I have nothing to do and now we're just like laser laser laser
There is a lot to clean it's true
Exactly, okay, I won't floor it in so early
I will at least send off with this really clean store, surely.
Exactly.
Now I'm going to charge 10 fucking dollars for gas and a third.
Oh my God.
Is anyone buying our fucking plushie or what?
I don't think it's too high priced, I think.
Oh no, it's too expensive.
Maybe 25 dollars or whatever you said it is.
Maybe a little high.
Let's see what the hell they look like.
We're actually a little ugly. They're in the store.
Oh, look at the ugly key, right?
They're us! You're calling us ugly?
We're ugly.
Oh, they're beautiful. They're beautiful, I mean.
I'm ugly.
No, they're beautiful. I swear.
You called Iron Mouse ugly?
Wow.
I meant beautiful. It's a typo. No!
Why are they suspicious already?
I cleaned it, I cleaned it. There was a goop on the ground.
Oh.
And they instantly saw it.
Oh.
Sabotage? Where's the sabotage happening?
Uh-oh.
I can never tell where they're sabotaging.
They should tell me, like, it's happening in the parking lot.
Was it me?
It's what a real... no.
Of course not.
Me holding a not suspicious camera?
Yeah, Mass. It's you, it's you.
Oh, that's why.
That's why.
Why?
As long as you don't... the music doesn't change, it's fine.
Why are you complaining that an item isn't there?
Oh my god, no. The prices of the product is just way too expensive.
You're right.
God, um, maybe three is my, is my downfall.
I'm going to suffer $15.
Oh, you got so much stuff over here, mouse.
Oh, they're okay with 15.
It's okay.
I can't help it.
I poop so much.
I can't stop pooping.
You're alive, alive and healthy.
It's better than to be constipated.
True.
That's true, exactly.
You have to poop every day, right, Michi?
Oh my god
Recently but ever since I drank so much protein I got protein like constant
No, I already told Chad I didn't okay, I didn't tell how it was not I didn't I made it sound better
There I was struggling for my life man. Oh
agents incoming
Why is it coming below the meter? It's below the meter. Why is it incoming?
why are they just gonna investigate you wait just randomly no it's a random
investigation nothing's even wrong in here guys it's just a normal a normal
store yeah I'm gonna take you away you to the picture there's one right in front
of you oh I do clean my goop I'm cleaning I'm cleaning oh the sign is
busted this amatage just I fixed it
I'm gonna hide behind this gas station oh didn't see it all me so good at
taking pictures man
I'm actually just so good at taking pictures can't even know
We close shop today guys
My discord buddy, where's the trash?
Oh
Yeah, me she's me she's my kids like dying. Oh, yeah, that's been happening
I don't know why this person hating my ass every now and then I turn robotic for absolutely no good reason
Me turn a little for a good reason
Oh, there's like so much. Okay, let me fix this up.
There's a stain over here.
I wonder if I'm right.
I wonder if there couldn't be though. That's just America.
Anything they should be tipping them tipping them on or whatever is the opposite.
What happened to the oh wow our store is great. Oh, there's people over here. Oh
Okay, mouse you see these alien upgrades. Yeah
There's one upgrade where you can make the customers feel insecure about themselves and thus we can charge more money
But it'll make them in like confused on why that's happening. Oh, we should
So we can get two different types of upgrades.
It's either our rhythmic dancing seems to have hypnotized the humans, causing them to
approach increases the number of customers by 10%, increases base suspicion by 20%, or
It provides a highly attractive setting for customers to enforce ideas of beauty and vanity.
Increases base suspicion by 10%.
Well...
Does it mean we're always going to be like at the first bar?
Yes, but to be fair, I don't know what the fucking vanity thing does.
Like...
Well, you might as well buy it.
But we can get a thing called the Wii.
The Wii?
The Wii?
The Wii?
The Game Console.
you know what I'll get us a wee all right check this out a wee just for you
we yeah we oh my god like that it's a wee I don't know where you can rotate it
Should we?
The wacky little tube man.
And then you know what else we can get?
Yeah, let's hear it.
Hold on, I'm gonna put this on the ceiling. Actually, no.
I'm gonna put this on our door.
Wait, wait.
Wait, fuck you.
Wait, can you put the flags in the ceiling?
Witness.
Not suspicious upside down cat.
Glorpcats!
What does he do?
You can catch him. He does nothing. He's just a cat that's upside down.
Wait, where? Where?
This is amazing.
Oh!
Oh my god!
Glorp Cat, man. Glorp meeting!
Can we have like, Glorp Cat all over the place?
We can!
How much does it cost?
Yeah, how much is Glorp?
Here, I'll do this for Ollie, too, so you'll feel more at home.
A fan?
Oh, a fan!
It's like you're back in Indonesia again.
Oh, really?
Yeah, let's gooo, a fad!
A taste of home!
A taste of home!
I can't turn it on!
Oh, well, the idea of a fad...
You like that?
You're a fad!
What's happening? Why is there...
Oh, that's because you bought the thing.
I was like, why is there a permanent bar, like, orange?
There's so many things you can get.
You can look at it in tabs.
If you click tab, you can build stuff and then decorate the place if you want to decorate it.
Like this cat, you can even get a dog.
It does nothing but it's just pretty to look at.
Oh, I see the dog. I like the cat.
Yay!
We buy a trash can for $100.
Oh, the alien trash can, huh?
Oh yeah.
Is this green?
I'll put a trash can right here.
Trash can.
This is the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
This is a regular trash can.
It's just green, guys.
It's not.
It's a regular trash can.
It's just green.
Don't be so mean to the trash can.
I just realized I named the store by accident, as like the save file has got the best thing
ever.
Oh.
We are selling this to them.
We have the Wii.
The Wii.
One time I played the demo of the game and a woman came in to use the bathroom
And I was in the stall and she closed it and she was pooping while I was in the stall and farting and doing cock-on
That is horrific. I was watching her do it
That sounds lovely. It was terrible
Oh you're saying you didn't enjoy that's not bad. No
That's my best my bad. That's all right. I learned the wrong lesson
We can end the day right?
We can. Yeah. End it.
Oh I see you've put two cats in your bathroom.
That's all of the guardian of the toilet.
Yeah, the cat guardian.
Oh look, all the customizers.
So now we have two wheezes, that's great.
But they are now a little bit...
You know what, we are better. We can pass the interrogation.
Oh, okay
Constantly at level three. Oh, this is a very cool. We'll be fine
Yeah, we'll be fine. Oh
Oh, if we get a lot of alien tech, we can get a brain washer barrier.
But we need a lot of alien tech for that.
Yeah.
3,000.
Damn.
We're not even 10%.
That's crazy.
So I spent all our money doing something very silly, but now we can fully decorate
our store as much as we want.
My dad just flame me twice as you bought those things and we are we are so I pooped
What is your food?
We need my poop please
Now you have all your
Wow our store is awesome
We should be here. Oh, I want to decorate
Who have no money
I don't see what all of this is.
Can we sell the flags? I don't want it anymore.
You can't let go. You can't let go of America.
Here, I'll end the day so then we can make more money and we can decorate the store.
What else do you want if it's not the flag?
I want tables. I want people sitting.
This space, you see all this space? Nothing.
We have all this space and for what?
Are there tables you can put you can buy yeah, oh, oh we should buy tables and chairs
Yeah
Yeah, fuck the flags. Yeah, I get really useful
Sell all the American flags or we can keep them and we can make more money
Okay
That works to me
All right
Oh, oh, oh, sorry.
What's wrong, what's wrong?
I, someone saw me take a picture of the customer
and they were, uh, they were, uh, they were just so sweet.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Uh-oh.
We just started!
Oh, you got it.
I got a little bit too ambitious.
My bad, my bad.
I'm not testing your fans!
What the?
You're, you're, you're, you're limit testing your, you know, your skill level, right?
I understand.
Why do they think $17 is quick offensive for a flush bro?
It's not even that bad
They don't care if you can't take a piece of it. I don't love their loved ones enough to buy them for a girl
It's important to see what you can get away with
Out there day
How dare they?
How dare they?
How dare they?
How dare they?
I put a camera here for you to use.
Hey, it's Billy eyelashes here.
Oh!
What?
William eyelash?
Yeah, she's leaning though.
Oh man, I miss William eyelash.
William?
Yeah, but Billy, it's for William.
That's true.
What the?
It's true?
Yep.
For real?
It's like Richard and Dick.
Richard and Dick?
Yeah, it's Richard and Dick.
You want to know a fun fact?
Yeah.
You know Ben 10?
Yeah.
so you know Ben 10's real name Ben Tennyson yeah Ben Tennyson oh no there's a
park out here okay it's like a iron masses real name is Irony Moussington
What the heck?
I hate everything.
Hey, Lazy, um...
Hey, hey, so I have a truth into a fart outside.
Fart's getting dirty.
Um, I think someone's flackin'.
There's still fart outside.
Yeah, it wasn't underneath the car.
There's another one.
Not that.
There's another one.
There's another one.
There's another one.
There's another one.
of that this fucking toy does nothing okay like I got it because it says you
can sell it for exuberant prices but you can't it's got live plushies to sell in
your store they are profitable generate research but they're also there's another
far clown how did they keep popping up well these people are just far and everywhere
Also every time they buy a plushie, the suspicion grows I see.
Yum.
Oh, but you get like...
My favorite character from Phoenix, right?
Oops.
No, no, no.
Ah.
Not suspicious guy.
Okay, okay, you can afford like a garbage.
Wait, how come I can't- How do I- Oh, there we go.
There's so much garbage.
Oh, time.
Oh my god. You know, we can also buy the thing called the Goop Sucker.
Hand-held gadget that sucks up Goop and turns it into energy drinks. Drink it.
He can drink our Goop?
Do you want to buy a Goop Sucker?
Yes.
We can also buy a brainwasher though.
Includes agents after you've knocked off their sunglasses.
What have helped rainwater to wipe the memories of humans, including agents after you've knocked off their sunglasses?
Oh, they wear sunglasses?
Yeah, it's like men in black.
Oh, hell yeah.
Which one would you guys like?
I mean, they can turn her to...
Yeah, Mouse, you know what's up.
I want people to drink our goop.
Alright, we got the goop here.
I threw the gooper on the floor.
Did you like it?
Yeah, did you like it?
Oh, this toilet's so nasty.
Why put pooping on the toilet back?
That's not where poop goes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why people pooping on the toilet back?
That's not where poop goes.
I love people.
Uh oh.
What happened?
What happened?
I think he's random checking sometimes.
Oh no, random check.
They're coming.
Oh, they might interrogate us.
They're running.
They're running over here.
Oh, it's me. She's it's me. She's goop. I go
Gone gone. Thank you. Thank you
Okay, I feel this past a very easy
Instead oh, that's a little suck. Oh, I'm not captured. How do I know? Oh, oh
For the human
I did it!
I farted like a human!
They, they, they, they, they, they believe me.
Oh! Fart like a human! Oh my god, I just got a tooth!
I feel like a human.
What's in the trombone champion?
Oh.
I blinked like a human. We're good.
Oh my god, I am one fart away from fucking up from farting like a human.
Oh no!
Hey, you gotta, you gotta walk me as far as man.
Not one part away
I'm nearly one part away from fucking this up
Please stop giving me farts, man
Ah success!
My farting!
Guys, we're the best alien ever humans ever.
Yeah, we are.
That's us.
That's us really.
Also ladies, you see a poop?
Yeah, I'm gonna suck it right?
Yeah.
With this non-discreet vacuum.
Alright, start pooping everyone, guys.
It's time.
Oh, poop into it.
Scoop-a-dee-poop.
Poop-a-dee-scoop.
Poop-a-dee-scoop.
Poop!
Poop!
Poop!
Poop!
Poop-a-dee-scoop.
Scoop-a-dee-poop.
Poop-a-dee-scoop.
OOF!
Hmm...
Oh, oops! Hmm...
What happened?
Oh, nothing. We need more gas.
We need more 89 and 87 in diesel.
Just behind ball.
I got it.
It's being sent to post-haste.
And now post-haste
I'm gonna see if maybe
Do you want drink cartons cold drinks canned food or car supplies?
sell
Coldings are cool. We keep coming sell our we can sell a group. Is that part of it?
So it says we can get conk original light conk light and spirit light a
small fridge a double fridge and an open fridge
There's a park cloud!
I don't think something's good.
I'm on my way.
Get a cold drink.
The park cloud will be handled.
The gas post-haste, my lady.
Your gas, your premium gas.
Park premium gas.
Your $17 gas.
Damn.
I
I
What go how much is gas a lot
Why is this good these fucking bitches I swear to God
Why need more garbage cans is like so much garbage
I need you to help me unpack stuff once more
So there's a stain. Oh, there's a goop stain. I can suck it
Okay, is it
Just sucking up his own goo. I'm stuck. I'm not going for you. Is that it going good? Oh, I can't appear you can I liked it
It can appear
some old drink it was the candle course I liked it of course I liked it and we
sell the cam oops I hope so otherwise well what else did I just drank it and
I'm going really really fast oh my god that's what it does just take my group
Yeah, was that your groupie?
Yeah.
It's too late, it's too late now.
He sounds so disgusted.
I tried to warn you.
I tried to warn you.
I drank his goons.
You wanna drink mine, Mousey?
Yeah.
Okay.
He just hates you.
Yeah, you know.
You know what I don't blame her?
No Goop.
That is what it is.
It's... it's bad.
Laser, it's bad.
What's bad?
The uns... the restocking?
I'll fucking help you.
Oh, your loop is over here.
Are you gonna drink my Goop too?
I'll save it for a snack later.
Oh, oh, oh, thanks man.
No problem, I got to you.
Yeah, or I mean whoever finds it first. I left all the goop in one piece
Find it I left all the group in one piece
I'm restocking this like a genuine psychopath. I just want you to know like there is no coordination no nothing to this
It's okay. We don't have coordination this world.
Most of the energy doesn't have that yet, so it's fine. You fit right in.
I'm gonna double the pr- oh wait, why is this so cheap?
Oh, I've been charging like genuinely so much money that it's almost disgusting.
I never realized how much I've been upcharging until just now.
Oh, the juice goes in the shelf.
Ah, yes.
Oh, there's only two dollars. There's no way it can only be two dollars.
Exactly! Triple it!
That's just how money goes.
Alright, is it the $15?
Up from $3.
Genuinely normal and not suspicious at all?
Yeah, that's an old price.
Yes, yes!
I'll toss with these boxes away.
I see the vision I do so you can continue stalking like a psychopath as you do best
I'm just gonna stop wherever it fits for now before we don't have that much space. Yeah, wherever it fits is usually the go-to
You tell him they sue you tell him
You literally made a $2 product $15 when I wouldn't go that crazy. Oh my god
Wow, if it sells it sells, you know, I'm gonna make it $7. Oh, you're generous today. I know
Even I'm not that I'm psycho
Thank you, thank you mouse I feel appreciated in my efforts
Not cycle, you're just a business man.
Okay, here's some more of Michi's Goop.
That's mine. Produced in-house.
Yep, and this one is also Michi's Goop.
That's mine. Also produced in-house.
Let's share that if you like.
maybe I'm stalking you a little bit too much like a psychopath hold on I got this
oh mouse this is uh this this one's Ollie's good okay I want that as as
As requested
Wait, I don't know where I am she ran so fast she disappeared
oh wait a minute whoever made it the way it is you're so smart thank you oh wow
that's actually a pretty smart way to do it you guys should try it yeah try the
group yeah try it well if you say so yeah just take a little sit go for it go
for a sit yeah sit you're gonna like it don't be shy don't be shy this is the
peer pressure my mom warned me about yeah fun bitchy bitchy all right thank you
Oh my god, what the fuck?
It's so fast, I'm gonna reset it.
If it's level 1, you can think more than it is in level 2.
Oh!
I'm gonna take a 2-0 on a 8-2.
Level 2!
Holy shit, did I run away from the-
Guys, goodbye.
This is the solo level they were talking about.
Oh my god, I'm on the roof!
Hey guys, I just want you to do another-
I'm gonna get you to do another solo panel on the roof.
That's crazy!
Whoa!
Whoa, my god!
We have a-
Oh, hey guys, the-
The crash of the high really sucks.
I know, once you can't move that fast, it's like...
What?
I need you to start pooping everybody.
I saw you without your mask on.
Oh my god, I saw you without your mask on too.
I
Get blasted by the government
With somebody's shells now, what is this green guy?
Hey, oh, yeah
We're just stocking up for future
Enterprises
Psychotic I stock this place to be I probably should clean it up
That's what it's all good
you're so right okay why did you who the who the fuck what why would you
cereals together that's not where cereals are supposed to be
oh and now there's an order huh I'm trying my best here okay I'm trying
not to be you know what you're right okay put the condom
I mean, that's what you need them.
That's true.
That's true.
Sometimes you need a mid-session rehydration.
It's important to get juiced.
And then I took it back anyway.
Oh my God.
I just can't.
I just...
Guys, please.
Your face is withdrawal symptoms, I see.
I'm withdrawing.
The energy drink. It's over for me.
You know, we make so much money, but every day we end up like, less than a hundred dollars.
Yeah, I'll come.
I don't know how this...
I don't think we're gonna manage our money.
Who keeps spending the moneys?
I mean, the story of spending a house is fine. We have so many shelves now.
Am I crazy? What the fuck did I just buy?
We have like, fifty more shelves than before.
What color is it?
Uh, shells.
Green?
That's green.
Michi?
Are you colorblind Michi?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Sorry, that's my bad.
I didn't realize that.
You know what?
Whatever man.
They look a little different.
My bad, my bad.
Who are you?
End of day.
Then we can make more money.
Yeah.
Open it.
Yeah.
Oh, Goop!
I'm gonna suck it.
Suck it up?
Ew, that's your own, is it not?
Yup.
Does anyone want my Goop?
There's more Goop. Hold on.
Oh, damn! I'm going so fast!
All of these people...
They stay gooping.
I'm going to take not the stricest pictures of our customers.
Whoa.
Oh, I'm having withdrawal.
I'm having withdrawal.
Oh, that sucks.
Drink some more.
Do some more.
Is there like an automatic gas thing?
Are you tired of doing the gas?
I'm not tired of doing the gas, but it's like, I wonder if there's one where you
just press the button.
Let me see the upgrades we can totally afford some alien tech
We can't make the gas bigger or alien tech
Okaay, here you go. Oh, we are too broke to afford a bigger guest. We'll never afford
anything. I'm sorry, Rosie! It's okay. No, listen, listen, we will get there.
Right, right. I believe in this company.
Oh my god, isn't this Joy from Inside Out?
Oh my god, it's Joy from Inside Out.
Joy's here in the flesh.
You're right.
Yeah, it's been through before my... Oh my god, it is.
Wait, why are they so happy with the price being this way? Fuck you, $9.
maybe it's you know like a Stockholm syndrome type of situation
like before they were complaining but now they're kind of into it you know
yeah you get me
I'm one took a big shit oh my god sound oh oh it's a machine that makes a shit
sound don't like that don't like that sound
What about this one?
They suck.
Hello.
What you bought so many?
Well, it's enough for everybody.
Here are some of the guns.
Oh!
Wait, what did you guys get?
I did something bad!
What happened?
Is it murder?
Oh, you can use that for the agents.
Yeah.
Just your adenia.
Oh.
That gun kills people.
Oh my god, that's how you get Goop, infinite Goop machine.
I love killing people.
Oh, can't wait.
Oh.
OK, guys, I died outside.
I just got run over by a car.
Oh no, we gotta get rid of them.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh no.
I'm gonna shoot them.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Erm.
I'm gonna shoot them.
You don't take pictures!
Me too!
Hey!
Um, um, hey, uh, so...
I killed one.
Are they dead or are they standing back up?
I'm killing, I'm killing, I'm killing, I'm killing!
Oh, good job!
Die, die!
Die!
Nice!
Nice!
I got you, I got you, I got you!
Ah! Ah, so there!
Uh oh!
I got laser!
Let me see if I can buy the forget machine!
They got me!
I got graded I think you're supposed to like make them do that and then oh but look we
We have so much juice to make.
Yeah, we can suck up all the juice from profits.
Suck up all the juice.
Oh, that's not trash.
That's our goop.
We have all these goop.
We have so much goop.
How can you carry them?
We need to spawn these cans if you just keep killing me
and then I can keep coming back and gooping.
And suck up the goop.
Peek-a-bomb goop.
this is an infinite energy
the hack
i'm at level three
oh my god guys i'm really good oh my god guys
oh my god i want to explain this to you but uh...
i i i don't know where i am
we can see if you can see sound
oh i can't control my own thing
holy shit
uh... hey oh
oh bro
oh
That was a little bit disgusting, wasn't it?
I want another goop can!
Hurry!
I just see mouse like run by.
There's just a few outside.
I died!
What was that?
If you pick more than three, you die.
No!
Oh, is it?
Don't pick more than three.
There's a little bit. You grow into three.
Something I'm doing is making them suspicious, and I think it might be the pictures I'm taking,
but I'm not sure if you think...
Oh, maybe, maybe.
Oh, it could be this.
Save 70%.
Could it be that?
Only take.
No, no.
That's just called corporate greed.
Oh, it's okay, Mouse, because when you take more than three and die, you leave three
goops so I can just turn it back into three cans.
Wow. Holy shit.
It's like recycling.
I'm on the roof.
She's on the roof.
So when they start hunting, we can all just drink three cans and leave.
Ooh!
Wait! That's smart.
That's super smart.
That's very smart.
Okay.
Guys, drugs are good, guys.
Drugs are good.
Frogs!
Uh oh, they're coming.
Oh no.
Get ready to chug!
Oh...
They're only interrogating, so as long as we pass the check it's fine.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Oh my god, it's Markiplier!
Why do they find us so disgusting?
Oh, because there's only one trash can.
So the trash is on the floor.
OK, I'm going to clean the group.
Welcome in court for the stream.
That I've been having yet.
Oh, check them on your brother.
Oh, I'm being I'm being interrogated.
So I guess you need to clean the group for my step.
How do you clean the trash bin trash?
You have to hold down the right click.
Like a human.
How do you clean the goops?
Where's the goops?
Hey, away from me, agent.
Can you either use the shoe or the vacuum?
But I have the vacuum right now.
I'm being interrogated.
I'm gonna run away
That's what they should be shooting
I just realized something if you take the energy drink and then you get interrogated
when you're like energized the mini games go faster for a while until it runs out.
That's nice.
That's so cool.
You can like finish it faster.
I didn't even wash my hands.
Wash your hands is for chumps.
What?
Surely.
Ahhhh!
You tell a man.
Yeah, fuck basic hygiene.
Yeah, let's get a lot of diseases.
What the hell?
Yeah!
Fuck basic hygiene.
Sorry, I mean, let's get no diseases.
Let's keep washing our hands.
You know what?
I'm just gonna take pictures of these customers
do their face
oh my god we need diesel
okay do we buy diesel already?
we gotta buy, you don't have any
are we deised up?
we're not deised, okay?
can you buy a diesel?
I can't deal with this trash
yes, I'm buying
you know what, I'm just gonna buy all the gas
okay, sounds good
oh we can close for today guys
yeah, look at all that money we made
Where is the old rich?
Okay, I'll run the deez there first. Well, you didn't buy deez.
I did, I did.
Oh, it's just invisible until you pick up the OIC.
Base!
The deez is coming?
Okay, thank you, thank you.
Look at how many fucking energy drinks are on the floor.
That suspicious is-
Oh, whoa!
That's normal.
I got a addiction
I'll help you restock
This camera
Sorry, I was just so energized
I think you can raise the price with no
Oh, you're so smart
I agree
We're so many drugs, I'm just taking drugs for fun now.
Like that's crazy, guys.
Oh, I love you fucking.
You tried to kill me, what was that?
Oh, okay.
Oh, that was creepy and unpleasant.
Yeah, you tell him.
Now you know what I got for us? Something amazing.
What is it? What?
I need you guys to look into this thing right here.
What thing?
Look into this thing.
Turn around.
You didn't remember that, did you?
No.
What happened?
Who am I?
So I wa-
Hey, Lazy, you wanna hear about to die soon?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, one second. Two of us, for some reason.
Oh, fuck.
I guess we're fucked, guys.
We'll be back. We'll be back.
I guess we're fucked, y'all.
Try again another time.
That knocking sound is creepy.
Damn!
Put one drop item in, get many items out, the delivery company won't be happy.
If you get 6000 alien points, you can replicate items.
6000?
Yeah.
Alright guys, we're gonna keep going to 6000.
What?
Well, good luck partner, because now I'm logging out.
Thanks partner.
Have a fun time.
Yeah, thank you very much for your food.
Thank you so much. See you guys in the next one. Bye!
Now someone has to be the cashier.
Okay, who's the cashier?
I'll be the cashier.
Okay.
That means someone has to run.
I just see laser legs freaking out.
I'm trying to balance it out. Maybe if I take enough energy all the time, if I'm always
hopped up on one drink, then I can run and clean and also do the gas.
Exactly. Yeah, such an abuse.
It's not abuse if it's good.
Yeah, you've got a fat henna-summon-busses-henna-henna-roll.
I hate David and Kate, Dario.
That's true. It's efficiency.
Who tell him that? Who tell yourself that, too?
It's efficiency, Lucia.
My mom!
This is the best.
Efficially seen.
Look at all the fucking energy drinks laying around.
I'm so proud of my sister, she's got so much energy, she's playing around.
She's pretty suspicious.
Well, they set up at, you know, at very important checkpoints so that I can keep running and
keep drinking.
Before the checkpoint, you must understand.
So, something about in the middle, so that if I run out in the middle, I can just,
you know, pop another one.
Oh, more.
Hop and attack.
Oh, he actually made her area so pretty.
Yeah, all the decorated
Yeah, and I put a cat upside down
Pop it a Chucky milk
Just push my nanda the stairs. Oh, we good
You could do oh my god, you can sell chemicals and gasoline and you can sell the gasoline like not at the pump
Yeah, apparently
Wow! Wait, really? We can self-serve, we can self-pump?
Wait, maybe not. I'm not sure. I don't know how this works, but we're too poor.
Are we finally gonna turn into like a real gas station that doesn't require us to help them serve?
Woah! Self-automization!
What does that mean?
Have no clue! What happens if you put a toilet on the middle of the store?
Uh, I don't know.
So, will someone poop in the middle?
Try it.
No, we can watch.
See, now...
I didn't say that we can watch, part.
Sorry, we can't watch.
I didn't realize people were...
looking at me.
You're gassing.
Okay.
This guy's super suspicious and we're gonna get hunted if I do that one more time.
Oopsie, Daisy.
I can't- oh, I can't take any money, I'm too fast!
Hello, welcome to our store.
She's fighting it.
Well, she wants diesel in her...
She wants diesel in her regular small car?
Yes.
Is that okay?
Don't question it, it's what the customer wants.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
The customers deserve happiness.
That's my mistake.
I should never have doubted the customer.
You can't have doubted the full member!
Now I can get canned foods!
Okay, let's keep drinking.
Okay?
Okay?
That feels just about right, dude guys.
If the screen isn't green, like, it feels wrong, you know what I mean?
What the fuck?
He's really feeling it.
I'm really feeling it.
Oh.
Fuck you, $16, $17 even.
That's a lot of gas, man.
You're pumping.
Sorry, not to judge.
I mean, like, you know, it's your gas.
It's your gas.
Why is he so judgmental, man?
Oh my bad.
Still get a few more licks in before I, you know, I die.
Uh-huh, I can sell it for $19.
Now fuck you, $20 even.
Yes!
Oh my god, the price is right there, little barbie.
That's another thing I need to realize is that different parts of the states, like...
Some of states like self-serve in some states like you force you to not self-serve?
So you can like drive over one state and then the rules completely change?
That's kinda weird.
There's places where you get a practice that they pump your gas.
Yeah, there's some places like right now for where they don't pump your gas.
Pump it up!
Pump it up!
Oh fuck, so fast I missed the door.
Twenty dollars for canned tomatoes?
Yes.
But they're not canned tomatoes, they're canned salmon, Chad.
That's why they're canned, okay?
Because they're salmon.
They're for your brain.
Salmon.
Salmon is expensive.
Salmon.
Good for your brain, you guys.
Ah, I've got a little mega threes.
Those mega threes.
Oh yeah, those fatty ass threes.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Good for your eyes.
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh
Hmm
If you're eyes
What are you talking about?
Oh oh oh
Oh you just came out here to poop
Bro they're coming!
Don't worry
Maybe this time we can make them forget
Oh so
Oh I'm
I'm being
I didn't think I'd drink yet this
Mediums would take so long
Oh thank you I was saved what I don't know I like guy and then I made them like
forget did it work though they forget yeah they stopped interrogating me
immediately yeah so you actually saved my life I have to do like 15 of those
Oh, she said that's the strut.
I got you, Miles.
Are you getting interrogated?
Yeah.
Check this out.
I got you.
What are you writing?
Well, I had finished right before you did it.
Oh, but that's okay.
But that's not that counts, man.
Yeah.
What do you think I'm writing here?
The gas process still...
Oh.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
What do they come back in here?
The gas process still pumps.
Okay, well...
Yeah, what do they come back in here?
You know, you never know.
I'm getting in there again.
I'm holding the damn stupid Forget Me machine.
Give me your money, you stupid person.
You're free.
Pump your gas.
You okay, Miss?
Yeah, I'm okay.
Okay.
Oh no! I'm goop! I'm goop!
Okay, okay.
I'm coming with the goop gun.
He's coming with the goop gun.
He's the un-gooperizer.
I'll free drink for you on the house.
Yeah, I know you're addicted to that shit.
Yep.
See, once you go goop, you can never go back, man.
Well
Hey, mess, uh, you're doing good in this cashier thing, huh?
Goopening
Listen, I'll help you help me check this out
Yeah, oh
Shit
Got you. Oh, don't worry about sorry baby girl. No, man. Don't worry guys, you know
Oh, Goop, you may think it's not for you.
At the beginning, it does kind of sting on the way down,
but you'll get used to it.
Oh, oh, oh.
Uh, wow, thanks.
I'm just cleaning.
And it's a good girl.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I can do much of this.
I have a way with the ladies, where I say,
We need ladies
Wait you guys aren't selling old beer anymore. Yeah, we are. Oh, no, we have
The beer
They like it old they like it a little musky
You guys like beer no
Yeah, no, well, I don't really I've never tried it
Hmm keep it that way. I don't I'm not a big guy. I like it. I will socially
fear. That's about it. What do you like? I tell people like, oh, beer. I like the
You like the kilo?
Oh!
Okay!
He likes the party.
The computer is too low.
It's not a high enough percentage, man.
The kilo is the only thing that gets you like really fucked fast, you know?
Oh, so you like getting fucked so fast?
Yeah, of course.
Hey, Grandpa!
Hey, I'm Greenball.
Hey, I'm Greenball.
Life's exciting.
It's exciting man.
You like deer?
Yeah, I do.
No.
No.
I hate over here.
What do you need?
Uh, uh, 89?
I'm so fast.
Thank you.
I wasn't enough.
Hey, didn't I- Oh, I pooped.
Oh, on the other side, on the other side.
Thank you.
My life has been saved.
The customers, they don't stop coming!
What's the...
What's the promo sign?
What's the promo sign?
What is this?
I got it, don't worry.
Wait, why does it have to spin the promo sign?
That's your job, Namishi.
You're gonna spin the promo sign?
You're gonna spin the promo sign.
Oh.
This is your life, Cal. You spin the promo sign.
Oh, I get it. I think. What? Am I stupid or something? What?
Well, you're doing a great job, Michi.
Oh, we have like a promo-sign spin machine.
What the hell?
Hell yeah.
And sweat.
Since not.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Lady, you're paying for 90s, 93, you're getting scammed lady, oh, you know that.
No, it's me.
Good mouse, have you tried spinning the sign?
Oh no, I don't know how to do that.
Well where's the sign?
Right outside, I guess it does something.
Okay, let me try.
How do I pick it up?
Oh my lord!
Oh!
Oh, it's the osu!
Oh, damn!
Lazy's hitting the moves and everything!
Okay!
Okay, Lazy, hit those moves!
I'll see Lus' cashier work.
He gave me the osu mines and taught me nothing.
You know what's crazy about osu players is they all they have to talk about is
getting their pps.
What the fuck does that mean?
It asks any osu player, all they do is talk about their pp level, that's like how good
of an osu player they are, the more maps you clear the higher your pp goes, is this true
any osu players in chat to confirm or deny
they can't deny it's true
oh the more I spin the higher the spawn rate I'm spawning people in but the
store is closed oh okay I'm explain nobody and I suck
What the fuck, what the fuck I do that for so long!
You spawned so much trash!
I'm sorry, I spawned in the trash.
Yeah, it's true guys, pee-pee.
Yeah, the trash disappeared.
Oh my god.
Damn.
You got a thing for you, those two players.
Yeah, pee-pee.
Pee-pee!
I love how I see Miles still doing the cashier, it's like his laser kept f**king spinning the sign.
I'm sorry, it was addicting.
Right now, we have so many people even after close-up.
It was addicting. We're 2,000 dollars now.
Have you guys seen One More Customers?
Yeah.
I got you Miles, don't worry.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
It might be 3 AM, but please come in for your gas,
and your over-expected tastes.
Your gas.
Oh, that's a crib.
Oh, my god, it can get red.
Tonight on Goop FM.
Get your gas by the roadside.
No, nobody come and broke it sorry, sorry, sorry
Nobody come in, mouse is still doing that, please stop
If you stop, like after a little bit, then like you just keep sliding around
Yeah, get your shit!
Off of a relay, yeah!
We're gonna make so much business
and masks over here dying in the cash register.
Oh, my bad.
Please keep these items updated.
Bread, fish, food, and food there.
Okay, I stopped spinning, so hopefully the customers will leave now.
Well...
You know what, Lazy?
Fuck you.
Fuck me!
Fuck you!
you fuck me I know you're gonna love this oh double the gas for car to this
thing goes for the four gas station plus like level three goes so hard man now
that's your car area that's the way it's been an
afternoon that's what I'm saying I love being a corporate slave let's go yeah
Yeah!
Oh!
Okay, I'm gonna...
AHHHHHHH!
It's me! I need your help!
Fucking up, brother!
AHHHHHHH!
You like the...
The big area?
I never wanted to catch you again!
The big area?
Wow, that's a really nice area.
Yeah, it's a really nice area.
I'll start.
It's really beautiful.
Yeah.
Do you want a mouse? You can have it.
I won't.
The gassy, I'll take over cashier.
YESSS!
I think she really liked that place.
Yeah, knock yourself out.
I think she really liked it, no.
I'm pretty sure she did.
UGH!
She did.
Knock yourself out.
What the fuck is this customer still doing?
Our store is closed, ma'am.
Get the PEDA OUT OF HERE!
PEDA OUT!
There's so many boxes.
Get out!
Who has the Goop Gun? Oh, it's over here.
Oh, yeah, you're- you're- he's a fiend. He's addicted.
Fucking Goop Shit.
Look away, lady. Look away, lady. It's just my drink.
Look, I need my Goop now. Where's my Goop Gun?
I need my Goop. I need- dude, I need my Goop. It's only level one. I need two. I need-
Ah, there's another level 4.
Level 2, oh yeah.
He's going through it, man.
He was in his line.
This game is the best.
This game is amazing.
In what other game do you let you take drugs in the job?
I know.
Oh shit, look at.
Why is our current level so high?
The old The Draw Game.
Schedule 1.
Did you see the mall simulator game?
Yeah, I wanna put a new one.
Yeah, I can't wait for it to pull it out.
Me too.
Let me put your fuel to full.
Wait, if I think if you drink,
if you drink an energy drink as you top up your fuel,
you actually use up less fuel, unless I'm crazy.
I'll be your crazy.
I mean, you're not crazy.
Okay.
okay there are two sides of this conversation one supports me man I
support you yeah do you want to get a brain washer barrier it reduces
suspicion by 30% oh okay do you want to save up for the replicator we do we
get to the replicator and we keep land probably me right
probably up to you oh instantly oh oh oh it's okay I got it ready to kill them
before they get here I'm gonna put this here and then I'm gonna take a cap I'm
You can take a camera, take a picture of these people.
Why don't we get interrogation though?
It is random I think, because we are levels high enough.
Ah, woe is woe is woe!
Oh no, not you!
I'm shot man, you're one shot man.
I got Kong.
Oh, Kroobered, he one shot me.
So guys, so why did he use this thing?
I have to bonk it at them first before I can wipe their memory clean.
Yeah, the sunglasses off?
Yeah.
My eyes, bro.
And then you forgot.
but hey the positive thing is now we have so much uh yes we're open we lost a
lot of money from that actually they take like 250 dollars a kill from us
essentially crazy I was like frozen frozen dancing with the sign you like
that come to our store come oh fuck come
door oh fuck door oh oh
I'm also an up I am the oh sue god bro
oh fuck I fucked up
oh my there's so much goop
where's the game
guys are
the vacuum is inside the house
But I think this is available with three people.
It is, yeah.
This is actually a four player game.
Literally a four player game.
Like no doof.
Do you think anyone else is down to continue this with us?
I don't know.
It's Arya.
She's dead.
Yeah, it's Arya.
We're losing a sponsor.
Stop the sponsor.
You know
Why is currently sponsored instead of playing roadside research? I know oh shit. I see what you mean as this is a big thing
right
The sauce what you tasted
I'm gonna delay when you press the number and when you press
Here's in the screen your right mouse cashier sucks. I told you
Whoa! He bought one of our stupid little guide plushies!
Get scared!
I told you!
I told you? You know what I mean?
You didn't tell me.
I...
Bro!
I should have listened.
You!
And you!
I'm gonna take pictures of everybody.
I wanna try cashier.
I'm curious.
Okay, go for it. Go for it.
Wait, did you have it?
You're not done it?
No!
No, okay. Well good luck
So much trash outside
$10 and 50 cents.
I like the cashier.
What?
It's kind of relaxing, I guess, when you get into it.
Laser didn't even last a day.
No, I didn't.
Not relaxing for me, but it could be for you.
You didn't even last a fucking day.
That's what happens man.
Corporate life is hard.
Being a drone is hard, guys.
That's what they don't tell you.
That's what they don't tell you.
It's hard.
It's hard.
I'm gonna bring a camera with me next to the cash register.
I shot myself.
You're gonna suck it up?
Can you suck it up for me?
Okay.
I got it.
Customers! Come to our store, please!
Yeah, there's actually like, maybe too many jobs in this game.
That's actually, like, surprising.
Yes, yes, I'll take pictures of you, yes.
That means, Leizu, you have to also restock and clean and stuff.
Okay, yes.
You have to do everything.
I mean, it's more of these...
Yeah.
That's true. As it turns out.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think this game is like all the other games.
Inviction?
Look, they put their item on the table, I knock it all down like that, I take their money
and then never give them change.
Easy.
Oh.
Right, right.
Well, you can st- dude, you can steal from so many people like that.
Oh, actually I do have to give them change.
Oh, I'll just say robbery is so cool, but I guess not.
Welcome to a real life job
Oh, we're getting interrogated which means
Laser, you need to take that thing, knock their glasses off
Okay, we'll kill them
Oh no
Okay, okay, okay
But I have to like knock the glasses off first and then pick it up off the floor
Exactly
Okay, what's the best one out of glasses off?
The hero doesn't work.
Where did you put the thing?
It's in the middle of the store.
There was another agent that came right behind me, he found me.
Little resort went.
AHH!
It's a-it's a-it's a cold drinks.
I got the Zoinks!
I farted some more.
You farted, man.
You farted.
I can't stop.
That's my bad.
They-they were too quick on the draw, man.
Two agents ready to stack on me
Or stem it leads you course stem it
It's okay
This is okay
Okay
Know what just so we'll always be interrogated
Right you get some more
Uh, please?
Imagine if we cover our whole store with wheeze.
That way they will always hunt us. Think of that, guys.
Wow!
Another wheeze.
Oh, they're all people I can take pictures of.
87.
You have an idea?
Brilliant, brilliant.
You sell these for $70? Oh my God.
Don't worry, don't worry.
That's how we make our money!
Holy shit!
This is insane!
And they're buying it!
That's even more insane!
Yeah, they're suckers!
How do I take a picture of you non-suspiciously?
I'll give you one of those.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Yo, that's a good idea actually.
What if he poses a cat?
Oh, hey.
Our level of being suspicious is so high right now because of me, but you know what?
I'm gonna blame Lazy.
Oh, right.
Oh.
Surely that'll work.
The agents will believe you.
Exactly.
Oh
Yeah, he's got her
Right, exactly. Oh
Yeah, here. Oh
Mitch is back. Oh
We can never get it once more.
Intuition lasts like 4 seconds, actually.
Okay, I'm gonna go...
...three months after this.
But, yeah, I'm coming.
Oh, they're coming, they're coming.
Okay, now let's number 2.
What's the device, Michi?
Ah! I don't know!
Um, why are you trying to kill them?
No?
I'm not. Oh, I need to...
No?
Why are you killing this random guy in the middle of the street?
I'm not killing anybody.
She says non-suspiciously.
I'm good, I'm good. I'm safe.
I don't know where the forgetting device is.
I don't know what you're doing.
In front of the store, in front of the store.
Oh, gulp. Why me? What the fuck did I do? Why fuck me for, bro?
This is a fart gun! This is not a real gun!
Okay, I made one guy forget.
This is a group gun! This is not a real gun!
Okay, I need you to shoot the people. I just shoot them so I can make them forget
I wanna see you try and get me all of my asses
Oh ha ha ha ha ha
I shot one
No! I got shot!
Okay, thank you for getting the machine is on my body
I can't get, I can't pick it up
No!
I got him!
You need to make them forget they can't die
I can't
I have to hold them down otherwise you have to pick it up bounce
You're the only one alive. Oh, you're dead. Wait, who's that standing then?
Yeah, who's that standing? Oh, nobody
But there's a
Gold okay, what where is the device? It's me. Why is it?
Where's the device? It's not here on the ground
It is right there.
I don't see it, it's not on my screen.
It's not there!
Wait, it's me?
Wait, was I not dead?
You weren't dead, I was gonna keep you alive.
That's why I was thinking you gotta do it.
Oh, you're standing there the whole time.
That's why I said I was gonna keep you alive.
I thought I was dead.
I was watching LazyZoo the whole time.
I was like LazyZoo.
I thought I died!
I thought I died!
I was alive?
Oh!
Well, it's not...
It's somewhere on my buddy.
Supposedly.
You just have to die. I fear.
Okay, I'm...
I'll die with you guys in the same spot.
So we can clean the goop easily.
Kill me.
Wait, what?
I was alive!
No wonder- Oh!
Oh my bad guys!
I threw.
Should I hear it now?
I didn't- It wasn't the ground for me.
It was empty.
It just glitched out.
Oh!
It may have been my fault.
Otherwise I would have saved it.
It's okay.
I see.
We'll be lost like $700. It's okay.
Oh, sorry. Take your group.
Money is not an issue, guys.
You're an alien service.
I can't believe that happened. I'm so stupid.
How could I not realize I was alive?
Am I insane?
And Sanity is only a step in the right direction.
Hey, but now you can drink our juice and kill yourself.
Okay.
Ah.
I gotta kind of pace myself though.
I can't die yet.
There's a guy.
We know the plan.
There's more goop.
Yeah.
Goop!
Yeah, next time the plan is we double team the guys.
True, true, okay.
Oh my gosh.
Ah, they do goop.
Hmm.
I'll shoot him and then you can like zap him.
Oh, okay, okay, yeah.
Yeah.
Right, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Right, right, right.
I see.
I feel like a CSGO veteran.
What?
I can't believe Lisa was keeping me alive.
What happened?
I can't clean the spot.
Oh, because the big guy ended.
Oh.
What the fuck?
Now you can, right?
Oh my God.
Horrific.
Horrific.
Horrific.
There's a stain on the ground.
Outside.
We need more 89 fuel.
89 fuel.
Death stains.
And diesel.
Yeah.
And then I'll order some diesel.
Yeah, I need your help.
You got it.
You got it.
Thank you.
Guys, I thought we were going to be like real aliens.
I think we got gaslit into doing work.
Well, that's our life.
I think they, I saw the patch notes.
They said they're gonna add optimization in the later patch?
Like, oh, like, automation.
Yeah, like, self-serving cashiers and stuff?
That's what we need.
But that's gonna be in March.
We need automation so bad, guys.
Oh, why you gotta say that?
It's time to hurry up.
Yeah.
Oh, my God!
Shabelle, are you ready?
Yeah, I don't see any self-automization here.
You want to try one whole day without dying?
They'll try one whole day without dying.
We can lock in.
Yeah, we can lock in.
Let me grab a gun.
Let me place the gun strategically around the location.
hidden hiding spots all right so then we can't find them I'm gonna keep one
behind the counter right that's like oh it's like a classic okay let you do it's
time to spin the design okay you want me to spin the sign yes bring forth the
customer I will give you a gun behind the counter and I'll bring forth the
Customers thank you. I'm just taking pictures of our customers nice. I think I goop somewhere
He just came out. I just I just goop
In the middle of the door
Well, the Sun is glitched for me. What the heck?
Then hold it down. I don't know where the cleaning thing is
Which click the boots. Yeah, I just the boot. Oh
oh okay the boot is over here I'll just put it instead of sucking it
going to the gas gas time what's wrong with the gas I'm going to do it
okay
I'm going to do it
this seems like not coming off it's a cute permit
I think I glitched today.
What happened? What's wrong?
I can't let go of my... Can you surf that customer real quick?
Oh yeah, sure. I'll finish up over here.
Uh-oh.
Um...
There you go.
For some reason I can't stop being in camera view.
Oh no!
I was busy TV.
Oh no!
Take a gun and shoot me.
Okay.
You can kill me.
this is the only way huh I'll do catch you when you're dead early access game
guys right yeah yeah I'm back please okay okay thank you I clean the goop off
the floor. Oh god. There's so much goop. So much goo. So much goo.
Hey customer, what do you want? Oh, that's a lot of cereal. That's a lot of overpriced
cereal and gasoline. Good taste and cereal, I see. Yeah, I got to be set the shelves,
Oh god, okay.
Let's see.
Ah, Houston.
Oh, oh.
Razzies.
I'm looped in front of a guy!
Okay.
I'm coming.
Oh, that's weak.
Good taste.
And drink.
Guys, stop looking at Mouse's Goop.
Get a job.
Chat, chat.
God.
Oh, look at my glasses.
I'm just staring at it.
That's embarrassing, bro.
It's embarrassing.
Surely it's a normally bodily function.
Everybody goes-
He says it's fun.
Yeah, he says it's fun.
In the tutorial.
So surely it actually is fun.
It wouldn't lie to us.
Yeah.
As upstanding aliens.
What do you mean, humans?
Exactly.
Well, these are- do you have the cleaning thing?
The vacuum?
No, just the wiping thing. I need to wipe my desk.
Yeah, I gotta- I gotta shoe.
Yeah, I'll wipe your desk.
Oh my god, it's gunked.
I'm gonna take a picture of people.
And you know what else is gunked?
What else is gunked?
The gasoline thing on Mousey's thing.
and our crash cam
we're gone
we're gone man
oh
um
oh
oh oh they're coming
oh god
they're coming
okay i'll bring
i'll bring out the gun
okay get out here
or maybe we can just be not suspicious
okay well there's group everywhere so
So, um, that's just your best.
I interrupt my work process.
We don't have any more than 93, let me see.
I destroyed while coming to, to un-goop the floor.
I don't want the agency to run outside.
Oh Jesus, interrogating me.
The other one ran outside too.
Oh no.
I'm interrogating me now.
Damn it.
I'm going to bite you 15 times.
Okay, I succeeded.
I'm cooking up the other thing.
I succeeded too.
Me too!
I farted so well.
I was just farting all over the place. 50 cents, bitch, you can live without 50 cents.
Fuck you.
You know what? I'm gonna round up all our products.
Laser, once you're done cleaning, can you help me round all of the products to not a coin price?
Okay, cool.
Do you want bills?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
That way we never have to click the cents ever again.
Well, it's tired of pressing cents.
No more fucking things.
No more scents, man.
Dude, okay, let me run with the presses.
What product? Give seventy-five cents.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think we've got the shelves too.
The shelves are unstocked.
Okay, okay, that's fine.
You doing great.
Okay, I already bought the things that we sent them.
Stop making scents.
You only take a picture of you.
What is it?
It's not a fish.
It's a specimen.
Okay.
Making good progress.
Ignore how suspicious we are right now.
Oh my gosh.
Don't mind me.
Yeah, we're fine.
I'm taking a picture of them to their face.
We're not suspicious.
Yeah.
We're not suspicious at all.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Oh, that's suspicious.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Exactly.
The roads might look like they're farting, but we're fine.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, seven.
Seven?
6 7 oh well they're not you too this is why I played deadlock dude when I
start playing deadlock I want you to know mouse genuinely mouse wept
definitely wept for me man. Yeah. I told them I'm not gonna play this. I need my 20 cases.
Alright guys get on it. It's never gonna happen.
Oh, it's never gonna happen.
No.
Ch- you hear that chat?
She doesn't believe in you.
Stop!
N- stop!
He sounds really eager to do this.
Ah!
We can deadlock the gatherer.
Yeah.
We never changed motor oil small price, that's why!
Fuck you, $14.
Okay, let me change these prices as well.
No, it's okay. I'm taking it.
Okay, cool. Okay, cool.
Thank you.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yes, yes. Increase of price. Yes.
I hope it applies right now.
Oh!
Wait.
It does.
So like...
I could change it
instantly.
Mm-hmm like they're already in the cash register. I can just up the price right now actually oh
My gorse I found a smart thing to do man
Look at our profit is our profit
Profit not that high
You know it's fine. It's fine. It's fine greed shouldn't take over me
Could you order some more?
more pink alien
I am a pinkie, man.
I'll get it.
Okay.
I just feel like there's no issue with that.
I need more mouse in here.
More mouse.
More mouse.
Yes.
Of course I am.
You're in demand.
What the fuck cost 50 cents?
Something cost 50 cents.
Yeah, I'll check the shelves real quick.
Oh, I can check it from the thing, right?
the the thing right yeah the computer oh the black tea I'll round it up to 10 never
round down always the steel also some diesel okay cool I'll still buy some more
if it's out oh we have quite a bit of diesel left on the shelf we're fine
I can't take a picture if I'm taking a shit. What the hell why?
You can try.
I'm trying but I can't.
It's like, it's like, leave the humans alone.
Let me help you out, Mouse.
Careful.
How dare they?
look at us we are actually running so well wow actually didn't immediately die
yeah I might still die but you know oh I gooped I'm on poops all over the place
it's okay don't worry about it check this out you forgot you forgot the poop
Oh
Coming
Close the door close the thing. Oh close the door. Okay, right right close the store. Can we can we?
And you do it
And a oh
Oh
And it I ended I ended oh it literally just doesn't who's who's alive
You're not allowed!
It's only you, it's only you.
Ah, it doesn't matter.
No one!
I don't know where the gun is because Lazy hit them.
No, there's one of the gr-
Oh...
Ah! Dammit!
I got so many three people!
Damn!
We were so close.
We were so close.
Well...
We were so close, ma'am.
We did good, guys.
Yeah!
We're the best gamers, and that's all that matters, gamers.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true, gamers.
You know what else is a really cool game that you can play where you can try your best and have a lot of fun?
Well...
Yep.
Deadlock.
Goodbye.
No!
Think about it, think about it.
Collaborated.
but guys think about it no absolutely no I told my chat I will not do it on this
I have 20 k subs yeah we'll let the wait to get there so you have to wait
can't be too impatient that's not good things come to those who waits I will
wait and I will always be here for when you when I know you will start
playing deadlock and i'll sit here and i go yes play deadlock
glatch and i will clap like a seal yes yes
glatch yes so what do you think of this game it's fun but i feel like this one
needs four players i i played the demo and it was really hard
Yeah, I don't think it like when all he was here everything was more manageable and then afterwards it became like it got out of hand
Yeah, it's just because like why we there's like four jobs specifically
So if you lose one person then one person has to play double-duty or like we have to share like a third second job
That is true. Wait, someone we already got the
brainwasher thing
Where is it we didn't build it?
Okay, where's our brain? I bought it, but I don't think I built it. Yeah, I'll build it right there. Oh
Damn it like helps a lot
Yeah, oh wow it actually goes on like a ton. Yeah, that's my fault. I wonder what happens if we build two oh
My god, we're like clear. Oh
Wow gate they can walk through I see
I'm gonna move the cigarette pole like outside then we'll just have these
brainwashers right there.
Actually no, he said he can't fucking...
Oh damn! That's how you do it huh?
And look, no one suspicious of us at all.
Wow.
Hell yeah.
So we played this in difficult mode for no reason.
Yeah we did.
We did.
God damn it.
Well, what the fuck.
That was good for you dude.
We did.
Good job.
You know what?
Good job gamers.
Guys, good job.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Good job guys.
Good job guys. Good job, Lazu. Good job, Mal. Thank you.
No, I'm sorry about it. Let me just add something really fancy and nice for our store.
Let it go up like two degrees.
No. Let me ask you a really cool little story. It goes up to you. You added so many wheezes.
Don't worry about it, because now we can just add more of the forget ones, right?
Oh yeah!
And then basically infinite money glitz!
Can you fix this one?
God, he's got a sink.
It kind of pisses me off.
You can do that, yeah.
I don't know how to do it, but...
I don't know either.
Oh, we can't even afford another Wii?
What the fuck do you mean we can't afford another Wii?
Oh my god, a Wii is $1,600?
Do they get more expensive over time?
I guess so.
Yeah, we got a vest in the Wii's.
Oh.
What I mean, it's worth it, I guess.
Yeah, it is worth it.
It is.
And we could even add another thing that go like, trust us.
We're so convincing.
Oh my god.
Dude, we're going to save it here.
and then if you ever wanna come back to the game
I'll drag Ollie in and I wonder if Ollie understands what the fuck is happening
I wonder if he'll be like, um guys
you think so?
I think so
you're so right
look at all our wheeze
look at them, they're clashing on each other
yeah, they're touching
Yippee!
Yippee-wee!
We did it!
We win!
We did it!
Wow.
Wow, guys.
Oh, guys.
It's been so fun.
GG.
GG.
I can't wait for mall simulator.
Oh, hell yeah.
The mall one is going to be so much fun.
when is it coming out I don't know but it's on it's on steam access right now
yeah
so it could be like months if we months until it comes out
it says release date March 19th
oh wait it's coming around like this that's crazy
you're gonna be dead lazu I'm gonna be I'm gonna miss it guys
You can't play with us!
Uhhh, Mouse, you have to play it and enjoy it.
I'll play it.
Otherwise, my legacy will be...
Ugh, my dying wish.
Yeah, it'll be my dying wish.
Oh, leg!
Oh, rifles!
Play the rifles, my final message!
I don't know if I can...
I don't know if I can...
I said there's all the American flags.
Yeah.
It's all these contributions.
That day. It's okay, Lizzu. I'll set up a mall and we'll leave it after you.
Thank you. That's all I ever wanted. A mall.
A mall. Wow.
I know. It's a lot to ask.
That is actually a lot to ask. Yeah. A mall is a big place.
Yep.
But it's okay, we'll do it for you.
Yeah.
I can't believe it.
Lezu died and he also Lord dropped before he died.
That's true.
That's true.
He did Lord drop before he died.
What the fuck?
He Lord dropped right before he died.
What's the big idea bro?
My bad.
You're Lezu.
Yeah, you're bad.
You're okay.
HA HA HA! You stay!
Not bad! Okay, shit!
Fuck!
Damn!
It's over, it's over!
Oh, I must...
I must leave a shame.
You stay!
Ah!
He laughs, he hates us.
What are you doing, Mouss?
Me?
Yeah, trying not to die.
Like a game?
Or like...
I don't know, I don't know what I'm gonna do why.
What are you gonna do?
Okay, without spoiling anything,
anything because I haven't watched I haven't played walking dead but have you
played have you finished walking dead I haven't finished walking dead I'm on
season 3 episode 5 how many seasons are in the walking dead there are four
seasons of the walking dead and two and one DLC and another spin-off of me
shown so recently a DLC and show it recently I wanted to watch you but
I don't want to get spoiled in a mystery fucking game.
You should play.
I'm scared.
Why are you scared?
I don't like zombies, man.
I promise you.
Okay, it's not scary.
Well, there are jump scares, it's true.
But like, it's not like scary zombies.
I feel like it's more emotional.
Oh.
The game is really emotional.
The laser just leaves.
What the fuck?
The laser just leave? What the fuck?
Yeah, the laser left a while ago.
What the fuck? It just left?
Like he went like, I have to go and then he just died.
What the fuck?
I can't believe it.
Yeah, I feel like...
The zombies are scary, yeah, but...
I feel like it's easy to handle.
The zombies will come back?
You can come back and go.
I was just like surprised because like it just disappeared and you didn't say anything.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, you're kind of rude for that.
Well, I said yeah, I did run in shame. I was running away in shame running away in shame
Yeah, cuz uh, you know you're graduating
But it's March 1st
What March 1st?
Yeah, this month. Yeah, yeah
That's not technically yes
Cuz today is already the last of the month, but I I streamed again tonight and then
and the other one was on the march first.
That's the last...
So there's two more.
CALLS MAN!
Stream.
Yeah, and then I'm dead.
And then you're dead.
I'll never see him again.
I'll never see him again.
I'll never see him again.
She's so sad.
It's over.
I see you.
You made a...
You made a Collins thing.
Yeah, yeah.
I didn't sign up.
I didn't sign up for 10 minutes.
I didn't sign up.
That's okay.
Just call me whenever.
just call you in the whole day well
whenever you want to call me if I'm if
I'm live just call me
where's the call this thing bro
this is this course well I didn't want to
sign up because I didn't know I was
like I don't know how my schedule is
gonna be yet so I didn't want to like
right yeah I was gonna be like hey
whatever you want
I don't even know that exists.
Call me whenever you want, bro.
Okay, I'll call you tomorrow or like, I mean, not tomorrow.
I'll wait until you feel like calling me.
I'll call you whenever I feel like calling you.
Yeah, whenever you feel like calling me, babe.
Yeah, you can have the whole slot.
Hell yeah.
Babe.
Yeah, see?
Okay, I'll call both of you whenever, like, randomly when you want.
Special treatment.
a surprise thank you I'm I feel honored for this treatment oh yeah you're so
confused look there it is there it is I mean you know you don't know now that
I'm calling you randomly on the sun okay I don't know what you went there it is
and I don't see anything oh sorry my stupid yes no I'm just
Oh
Okay, oh, I see it. Okay. Okay. Wait. Yes, he took JST
Do this. Oh, it's a plus four. That's plus 12 hours. Don't sign up. Just let him call you. Yeah. Oh
Yeah, you don't have to let us pay up at like six in the morning just for this. Oh
Wow
Well, we've had many great times of grandpa
He's died
Hey, but I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna feed my cat and then I clean up my house
Have a good night!
Bye!
Thank you for inviting guys!
Bye bye!
Thank you!
Good night!
Are you guys both still streaming?
We're still streaming, which one of you?
Us both, yeah, but I need one of your help
because I need to pee and then I need to distract chat from the fact that I'm peeing
Okay, I'll do it
Okay
Yeah, you can distract
I'll do it back
I'll go right here
Guys are we gonna convince her to play walking dead? We convince Candy to play. I think it's
time to convince me to play walking dead. I think she'll like it. I think she'll enjoy
it a lot. She'll enjoy uh, she'll enjoy it quite a bit. Why is grandpa graduating?
Well, sometimes VTubers graduate.
I'll tell you the truth.
I will not be graduating, because the day that I stop streaming,
I'm just going to stop.
I'm just saying you guys know I don't do graduation.
There's not going to be any, I am graduating.
I'm just going to stop streaming, bro.
And you won't see me again.
I'm going to pinch your little face, you know that?
I'm going to pinch your fucking face.
I'm going to pinch your little shoe-kenny face.
I'm going to pinch your little face, too.
Every time I see that fucking the emote, the Nodder's emote,
I just want to fucking pinch you.
I'm going to pinch you fucking...
I'm going to pinch you little fuck.
Come on, I'm gonna pinch you.
I'm gonna pinch you too.
I'm gonna pinch all of you.
Come over here.
Come over here, I'm gonna pinch all of you.
Come over here.
Come over here.
I'm gonna pinch you.
Come over here.
Pinching you too.
Try it.
I'm gonna pinch you with my small hands.
You know what?
Small things hurt even more than big things.
Didn't you fucking know?
Guys, we're gonna,
We're gonna fuckin...
We're gonna convince me to play.
Lazoo, thank you for the rate up at a great stream.
Thank you, Lazoo.
Thank you, Lazoo. Thanks for playing games with us.
Thanks, Grandpa.
You can't pinch us if we run.
Um, guess what, guys?
I've been walking on the treadmill.
I'm getting ready to do a light job.
You better fuckin' watch out.
I think in about half a year to a year, I'm gonna be jogging.
He's gonna jog right at you. I'm gonna jog. I'm gonna lightly jog. Yeah, if you
piss her off, right? In the distance you'll see it. I will lightly jog at you.
I need to play walking maybe. It's like the fear of the snow snail. I'm gonna play walking. Maybe. Why maybe? Why don't you do it?
I promise you, okay, every chapter is two hours long. And each season has
five chapters.
You can literally time it so it's like okay I could do one season one day and another
season.
I've been doing like half seasons like every day.
I love how you're like you can time it so you can do one whole season, just ten fucking
hours a day.
No, I know you and I know that you're like me and you've claimed a hundred good
I didn't know how long walking dead was, but the fact that I watched, I saw that you were
alive with the walking dead for two days in a row, I was like, ah, shit, the 40 hour game.
Oh yeah, it's pretty long.
Because if a game is less than 20 hours fat, you only see it for one day, for a mouse.
Not even kidding.
That's true.
Like, he would just play it in a day.
That's when I'm like, oh, it's a doable game.
Two days in a row?
That's a 40 hour game.
Well this one is like, I've been playing it all week.
Because I've been like doing other stuff and then getting into the game.
Yeah.
So, actually I might, I want to do it but I want to do Witcher 3 first.
Witcher 3?
I was thinking of doing like a, not, it's like a marathon.
So it's not for the, it's not a stuff of fun, it's just a marathon.
I'm not? Oh, I know I saw you at the marathon for like Elden Ring?
About one?
Yeah! But for Witcher 3...
Holy shit! So you're gonna spend the whole weekend on Witcher 3?
Weekend, girl! More like I'm gonna spend the whole week.
Well, it's like 80 hours, so...
It's like a hundred...
Oh, it's like a hundred hours, is it not?
It's like 80 plus hours, so like a week.
When are you gonna do it?
Probably... I was thinking I would just do it on my birthday.
When's your birthday?
27th in a month.
Why don't you just do walking dead now and then do the marathon of what you're doing?
Because then...
Okay, honestly, should I?
Maybe.
Okay.
You can seriously beat it.
Like, you can do it.
And do you want to know my honest reason?
Well...
Because I've been so into...
Ow!
I've been so into deadlock.
And if I get to walking, then I'd...
...blood.
I really want...
AHA!
Oh, I see.
It's over!
It's so annoying to play the game!
The rest of the internet's dying again.
Oh, shit.
I hate you!
I can't hear you!
Dammit!
What the fuck is wrong with the internet recently?
I hear you now.
What is it?
Birthday witch-a-thon!
It's because I fucking love Deadlock.
Like, no one fucking watches Deadlock.
Like, I swear every time I play Deadlock, people are like...
Bro, it's like a peak. You know, it's like their new peak.
Is it the point that people are betting whether I'm going to play Deadlock the stream or not?
And just because I want to feel better, I didn't play Deadlock the last three weeks.
Bro, play Walking Dead? I'm literally legit. I fight with my chat over the game.
We've had fights, right chat? We've gone toe to toe because of choices.
What?
We've gone toe to toe because of choices.
we have fought over things you know it's cool about walking dead every choice that
you make matters and it changes your story like crazy so like my playthrough
won't be the same as yours and candy's playing it and it's not the same I
already saw a few things that are different from what I did okay should
I buy the walking dead or the definitive one bundle by the definitive one that's
the one that I'm playing it is the walking dead uh telltale definitive series walking dead
girls either that or you gotta play mugenic still good i saw the mugenic thing that should
what the fuck was that s-cad game s-cad game you play with your pussy wow and you could be like
I don't care if you see it live on stream!
Oh wow!
Okay, the Telltale definitive series?
What's the difference of that in the Steam's bundle?
The definitive series has all the games together in one.
Oh, I see.
Instead of buying it in a bundle.
How big is this game?
This is...
Not that big, I don't think.
45 gigabytes.
That's not that bad. It's less than League of Legends.
That is true. Alright, we'll play Walking Dead tomorrow then.
I need to download this off stream.
Let's fucking go, let's fucking go, let's fucking go, breath.
Let's fucking go, breath, let's fucking go.
I so scare, man. I so scare.
I think you're gonna love it.
I think so.
From a scale of 1 to 10, where would you rank it?
It has become one of my top 10 favorite games.
Seriously?
Yep.
Shit!
It made me cry.
Shit!
Multiple-
Oh, we're in more than once.
Oh, that-
Wow.
It made me mad.
It made me cry.
I felt emotions, bro.
okay we'll start playing it tomorrow and we'll see it walking dead time no have
you played resident evil nine I started playing yesterday yeah you like it I
like it a lot and Leon is hot as shit I just saw a fucking gift of like POV
your road-ranging but Leon Kennedy is in the passenger seat and this guy's
just like yelling and then he starts sucking like random dick and they start
yelling again and he dies like that was the fucking gift it was like sped up I'm
gonna turn find it why are y'all gifting chat what's going on am I gonna die
in this game can you die in the walking okay don't don't don't spoil that to me
can you die as a as the main character wait don't don't tell me anything I'm
not telling you anything I'm telling you just be prepared for a lot of the
emotions like I think I wouldn't be honest one stream I got so emotionally
Invested and I was I got so into the game and so emotional. I got so upset that when I in the stream
I had a migraine I I I
Got a headache and my chest hurt from like the feelings
that I got from the game.
Oh my chest literally hurt and I was like shut up, I can't, I wanted to keep on playing
and I couldn't because I just got so emotional that I had to end it.
Oh my god actually, Hanya had a breakdown on what the fuck.
I'm starting my period soon too, this is fucked up.
Alright, today I'll be whimsy maxing, you know what, chat.
Today's a stream that doesn't exist.
This is second channel type stream day
cause I'm gonna get all the whimsy I can today
before I say any more.
What is whimsy maxing?
What is the requirement for whimsy maxing?
Either schlop game with friends or deadlop.
Ah!
I'm sorry, chat, I can't see you from deadlop.
Come on, Mal! Think about it! Let me know.
Eventually you will reach that sub goal.
And then eventually you will have to play deadlock.
And think about it, I'm very good at making the game not as bad.
I will make you feel like you're dying if not bad.
I have no idea what that is. What is that?
The next, like, shooter game.
Oh, hey, oh, Mal!
Next, okay, honestly, I'll tell you this.
If I'm going through something in life, you won't know, but it'll be there. There'll be signs and it's you see me play League of Legends
That you'll be like damn. She has gone through it. I feel like that's everybody though
No, some psychos actually play it for fun. Well, that's me with stardew Valley
You know I'm going through it if either that or cookie run kingdom if you ever see me playing cookie run
You know that I'm in peak depression of my life
I swear there is like a song or a game that you play or listen to when you are actually
going through it.
Yeah, that's true.
Honestly, mine isn't even cookie run dude.
It's not League.
Honestly, it's Valorant.
I don't know why.
Like when I'm feeling like absolute shit, right, and I just hate myself, I play Valorant.
I don't know why.
Who the fuck said it's worse?
No, Valorant is not worse than...
Okay, honestly though, it's a different shade of worse.
Valorant is like the exact opposite of League,
but both in the worst spectrum.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I have a collection on Steam of Cozy games
that are just for, like, depression games.
Uh-huh.
I love games where people are just, like, weird.
Yeah.
Fuck it
Bro you would you e-boy hell right now the game that I'm playing off-stream besides
Mugenics
Cuz I'm playing Mugenics off-stream is
Star Sun Island
What that come on okay, it's so cute
Look at this you'll got me to this game Ari. Oh
that's like a farming thing yeah oh you're the type that plays cozy games when you're
sad yes I am oh I fucking play games that will piss me off what I'm sad I can't I need
to not be pissed off like I would unironically it's either that or like rage game some of
my chats at fair listening to those e-boys mumble on mic makes you see that
you're not that bad dude I'm ironically though I've never once met an e-boy on
Valorant but it's because I play an Asian servers you don't find a lot of
like you know people like hey baby hey mommy like not a lot of people do that
Asian servers people literally here are just like brother you ass brother you ass
bro bro what the fuck bro bro fuck you bro like that that is like the POV
of playing Valorant in agent service. I don't know where you find these e-boys from. I've
only ever heard one and it's not even an e-boy okay it was like an e-girl there I say one
and all this like all day there's one guy that would only respond with okay that's
all he would say like this one goes like uh someone's uh someone's here someone's
here it's like okay okay and it's like bro are you are you good okay like that no
someone gives a shit. I don't know. I don't know who you're talking about. Thank you treaty.
It's over. I'm gonna be so sad. My chat does this like before. Like if I'm not about to
play a game that they know I'm about to get really sad, they will bury me first and
I'll be like cool.
You'll be fine. You'll love the walking dead promise. I promise. You're gonna have
so much fun and then we can talk about our choices so sad oh okay um i've
genuinely avoid every single spoiler of walking dead since it got released at
first it was because i got scared and then eventually telltale released
wolf among us and i got so into that and then it got buried i stopped the
player game i haven't played it
WOLF AMONG US?
Nope.
It's on my list.
Okay.
It's really good.
I can't compare to Walking Dead though,
but I know Walking Dead was what
made Telltale big,
but I thought Wolf Among Us was really fucking good.
That's a good game.
It's good.
Huh?
It's very good.
For walking Dead is very good.
I didn't cry during Wolf Among Us though,
so it's more kind of like,
interesting and it ropes you in but it doesn't like make you cry well you will
cry a walking done I like how I give you very nice curious games and you give me
the saddest scariest shit I've ever seen it's not scary I mean it is a little
scary but it's not that scary it's not like resident evil skin bro this new
resident evil game is fucking terrifying have you played Resident Evil 7 yeah
that one was really scary too. Compared to Resident Evil 7 how scary is Resident Evil 9?
I think okay so it's hard it's it's it's it's scarier but wait when you are grace the game is way
scarier it is terrifying when you play as Leon you're like a gigachat like killing things and
and tanking shit so nothing scary.
Oh.
So it's like you have like, you have like that mix of like,
oh my God, I'm scared.
And then you have a break where you're like,
yeah, I'm a gigachat, I'm so brave, fuck this shit,
I'm killing everything.
Oh.
Does it switch often?
Not as often as I thought, but it does pretty,
I think so far I played the game
I was like grace like three times and Leon like twice I think oh
Yeah, so it switches like
Very like have you played the walking dead Saints and sinners mousy that game is terrifying
You know my chat called giga dead and I can't stop that. They're like giga dead mode and giga chat mode
Fucking love giga dead
It's giga chat but a skull this is giga dead
I have not played Saints and Sinners, no.
There's another Walking Dead game, but
everybody told me the other Walking Dead games are not good.
There are different Walking Dead ones?
Yeah, there's like three of them. Or two or three I think?
No, two. Okay, I'm gonna play, I'm gonna start
only playing Walking Dead until we finish the game starting tomorrow
and if I regret my life choices it's gonna be on you it will be odd you will
be hearing from me and my therapist girl you're done you have a great time
yeah I can't wait
have fun on today stream now I hope you have fun on today stream I'm gonna collect
All the whimsy I can right now.
Okay, collect all that whimsy.
And then it's over!
I'll let you know.
Love you, Miles! I'll talk to you soon!
Okay!
Bye!
Well, that was a display.
A delight.
I deny, I deny.
Oh, girl!
Let's go inside.
Another one bites the fucking dead?
Oh shit.
Damn, how many people have we converted to this walking dead phenomenon?
You know?
That's a walking mouse.
The walking dead or Resident Evil 9?
I think...
I think I got two hours left in me.
I think I have 2 hours of walking dead left than me.
It's the last chapter of season 3, right?
we can finish new frontier and then that's it now we can do the other one the next day
tonight when I stream we're gonna be playing games of monkey so we're playing games of
monkey tonight
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaayyyyyyyyyy
Monkey!
Monkey, Monkey, Monkey, Monkey, Monkey, Monkey.
Monkey, Monkey, Monkey, Monkey.
Then after that, um...
alright let's just finish, let's just finish
because I've been dying to finish this.
I have a hat and I'm putting it on my head and put my hat on my head.
we're back on easy street bro are we
ready are we ready to finish shit
oh my I'm scared what if it like says
file corrupt say file corrupted from the
gallows have yet and the others are
faced with the great sacrifices the salvage war remains it's crazy on the
walking I know binge watching the series brought me to the fucking games what
can I say whatever this thing is between us I want to give it a chance and I
know the fact that David is back in our lives now makes this whole thing a
a little more. Oh God. Yeah, but she's dead now so it doesn't matter. At least I think
she's dead. She's dead, right? There's no way she's not dead.
Oh my God. Really? Really. Just look what he's done. I had a very interesting conversation
with your friend Eleanor last night.
Isn't that right?
Oh yeah, right, and Eleanor betrayed us.
You've put me in a no-win situation, bitch.
Both of them deserve to die for their crimes.
However, Harvey, I'll let you spare one of them, just one.
Let Ava live.
Shoot her.
Wait!
I said don't shoot Ava!
This fuckin' bitch, bro.
How about you take David and the rest of your people and just get the hell out?
Go to hell, Joan!
It's Kate! She's coming for us!
I can't believe she died.
Was there a way to save her?
Oh, God.
There's no way.
There's no way she lived through that. She's dead.
She's already dead.
She will walk it off.
Shit.
You think she's gonna walk it off?
I
Got another fucking flashback fuck while we're still breathing hobby. I'm letting the bone speak to me
Oh my god bones. I think I can hear them
You're gonna lose for my me and uh, I'm ready. I must have inherited patience for month
Oh man, be right there!
Come on man!
Calm down David. No one is ever in a rush to lose.
Uh...
Shit, I can't see.
My beer's getting warm.
Drink faster.
Look, I suck at dominoes bro. I'm really bad.
I'm not good.
If he plays his last bone...
Ah, carajo.
You're out of the will Javier.
kicked out of baseball can't play dominoes what exactly are you good at again
hobby at least I can actually play baseball slugger that's enough both of
you it's not how these fault he's a disgrace to the game of dominoes I
won that's 10 bucks you owe me what the fuck bro fuck off I know you're broke
hobby you should set up the next game since we all know I'm gonna win no
shame and surrender you'd all understand now don't break your hand
patting yourself on the back I'll beat you next time should you even be betting
on these games isn't that what got you in trouble to begin with oh my god ain't
no fucking way to have an intervention I hate this dude milk bowl I'm talking
David shut the fuck up hey hey this is not even winning means you get to be a
little bit of a pendejo or you're a pendejo run if you can I'll cover for
Javier. Oh, is it your turn to do that now? I lost track. Poor, helpless Javi. Get my
wallet, Neal. Keep an eye on him. You don't want him snatching an extra 20 for gas money.
It's on the counter. Yeah. And there. Sure, Pa. Pa? What's this? Hey, man, I was
He's reading that.
The medical center.
What? What's up?
What the fuck is this?
It's medical.
Uh-oh, he's dying.
What?
I didn't tell anybody.
This is a real problem.
I'm old. Old people get cancer.
My dad said the same shit and I never once wanted to slap my dad.
To have that mentality. Oh my god, bro, like...
You didn't need to know.
That's not for you to decide!
You really should have told us. It's the right thing to do.
It's my cancer. I get to do whatever I want.
I'm about to rage quit this game right now.
I'm about to rage quit this game right now because I'm gonna start crying because I feel like I'm watching my dad.
You know now what difference doesn't make how bad
It's okay me. Oh ask me
How bad is it? He just asked you you won't have to worry about paying me back that ten bucks
Settle David now
You haven't told mama neither will either of you you hear me
Mouth shut.
That's not okay, Pa.
You have to tell her.
You can't not tell her.
When the time is right, I...
What? When you're fucking dying?
Are you kidding me?
It's good enough for me.
You're gonna need her help with this, Pa.
Driving you to the doctor, getting prescriptions.
Wait. What are your options?
Treatment and stuff like that.
Gimel.
Radiation.
Mielta great when do you start I turned it down turn it down you don't get to
turn it down so much money and for what another month another game of dominoes
to lose it's not worth it oh my god though still playing ball I could have
paid for it I'll pay for it it's not happening save your money fuck the
money I can afford it you can afford it David but my pride can't let's play
another game
I hate this
bro that fucking machismo that Latino machismo shit is just I'm so sick of that
I'm so over it. I'm so over it
You are fucking coward a selfish coward Bobby. Can you believe this shit?
David I get it man. It's not fair. You can't yell at your dad
Sit down. You cannot yell at your dad
It sucks, but you can't yell at him bro
You can't yell at your dad. No, I pray for daughters
Hmm every night your mother was pregnant with both of you
Please God my daughter
Anything but a son
Anything but another me
Anything but another hot-headed idiot with his heart in the right place
Anything but another full hearty handsome gambler
Anything at all please papa
Don't give up
Fight fight for our name for our blood for our family
Please fight
You have to fight pop you have to fight we don't just give up any of us
Okay, okay, okay?
I'll think about it. Oh, thank you, Pa
Thank you, Ravi. Now can we play another game?
Well, now what do you do when I'm all fucked up?
So, what are you really gonna do?
Through the gold? Whatever gets your mother off my ass?
Oh my god, that's the same to what my dad said.
But it's good to see you and David on the same side of things.
Same to what my dad said.
I'm gonna be a name carved in stone before you know it Javier
That'll be me
Letters on a rock that nobody wants to visit. I know you think you're strong enough to handle that alone
And so does your brother and you're both wrong. It sucks. It's rough man. You have to take care of each other
You two are all I'll leave behind
Like Gabe and Mariana will be for David and I did they did do all this legacy. It's true
It's all anyone leaves behind
that and there yeah but if you're gone too soon you can't leave a legacy behind
you know what I mean before it's too late take care of yourself that's not too
much to ask one last favor for your old man
if you try he'll come around show him the way I didn't get to press in time
I still need to pay David.
Huh?
Wait.
If you had just won the game, we wouldn't have had this problem.
So you're blaming me for all this.
I'm depending on you, Miho.
Fuck.
We both are.
I
Didn't want to anybody anything he hit it
You didn't want to anybody anything you know what's pretty much it was
Oh shit.
God, they know.
Get off of me!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Kate!
That fucking bitch!
Where did she go?
Kate!
Gabe!
David!
Over here!
Where's Kate?
She's not here.
She must have gotten out.
If something's happened to her, if you've gotten her...
What the fuck?
You better hope she's alive.
Shut up! For once! And help me find her!
I should've fucked up, David!
What do you think I'm doing?
Fuck you!
Fuck you, asshole!
Kate!
Kate!
Who's bitch-ass motherfucker, David?
It's all your fault, bitch!
David, wait!
Oh, no!
Let's eat this!
I found you!
What the fuck?
King, I'm so glad you...
Thank God you're all right!
You're still in one piece.
You're alive.
I thought I lost you back there.
Same.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
It doesn't matter what you do.
Focus on your surroundings.
What's wrong, jealous bitch?
Leave the way, Hobbies.
He's gonna try to kill me, isn't he?
Get the knee! Like this!
Let's go, Cremor Han!
Dave, you're natural.
Oh.
You guys alright?
Oh my lord.
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
There's so many!
We'll be safer inside!
Get in!
REEZER!
REEZER!
That should hold him for now.
You put up a good fight out there.
Hey, dad
I'm glad you made it out. Oh shit. Stop her looking for us. No, she isn't
How these shot her what?
Good riddance
You're negotiating. I heard you. You didn't have to shoot
Everyone started panicking and shooting we almost died. Don't know what Jones done
Prescott
Mariana
They're gone because of her. I couldn't trust her to keep her word. We'll never know now
She was not gonna do it. Bobby's right
Joan had to go I would have done it too. That's because you don't mind killing people do you those dead guys fuck?
They were your friends
Gabe that's not fair
You do not walk away from me when someone speaks to you you stand up and answer them David that's enough
He's not a little boy. He doesn't need that from you
What he needs is to learn to keep his opinions to himself until he understands what the hell he's talking about oh shit. I'm just
There's too many penises in this room. You need to calm down. I lost you once I
Won't let it happen again
There's so much clock in this room, though.
Relax.
Whatever.
I'll help too
Okay
Yeah, David fuck you David you fucking bitch
Bitch has David
Stupid dumbass bitch has David
Clems with them. It's fine. It's not that it's let's just
I'm all over the place I need to focus on something anything
Just need to focus
On whatever
Let's see if there's any way we can help you really think there is after the damage we've done. Oh, let's find out
Let's go
Shit
Oh God, this is a
Come on, so many people got hurt.
Uh-oh.
They're gonna hate us. They want us to die.
It's them. It's la gente mala.
Son los malos.
I'm glad Mariana didn't live to see this.
To see what her father's become.
To see what...
I've done.
What?
She'd be just like that little boy.
Scared that the monsters are coming after her.
What did she do?
Did she do something bad?
I would never trust us again.
And I wouldn't blame her.
Kate, come on. We're not monsters.
I don't know who we are anymore.
Uh-oh.
But it's not the people she knew.
It's not the people she knew.
Shit.
Oh. Oh shit.
Monkey!
I did this to them.
Thank you so much for the raid. I'll be at a gray stream.
Thank you for the raid and thank you for watching.
Thank you for the raid. You guys finished Resident Evil 9?
That hole is there because of me.
I'm just as responsible for it as you are.
You weren't behind the real hockey.
Yeah bro, don't give me spoilers.
It's different.
We will get to it.
I can't leave until I make this right.
We're finishing up Season 3 of The Loft in Dead right now.
As best we can.
Alright, Keith. Let's make things right.
I don't know if it's actually possible,
but I feel a lot better knowing you're there too.
And today, later today, we'll play with monkey.
Tonight. We're playing with monkey. Tonight.
We just didn't enter-
Stop!
It's not my fault fucking David asked David came in- and it was a fucking David. Fuck David.
Fuck David, bro.
And fuck Joan.
And fuck that other lady. And fuck everybody in this town.
And fuck her!
You've got a lot of nerve showing up here.
No, you've got a lot of nerve, bitch.
You're unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable.
Huh. Oh, I've got a lot of nerve.
Everything that happened is because of you.
This is all your fault.
I told you I wanted you out of my life after what you did to Conrad.
Why don't you tell Joan what we were doing?
I was triaging a bad situation.
The doctor is dead.
And before you guys fucked it up, their walls worked.
No. No, they didn't.
No, they fucking didn't.
It's not only about me. I can actually save lives here.
Not just stitch them up and hope for the best.
Bro, he a snake, bro.
These people will die without me, Javi.
I know she...
Well, fucked us over.
But she's trying to help them.
She's trying to make something right.
Bro, I can't believe he has the audacity to say,
Oh, what the fuck?
She's trying.
That counts.
Eleanor's one of us.
Maybe she forgot it, but I haven't yeah, I feel bad bitch
We should turn up for giving her not every one's healthy people
For
Is that you darling? I'm here handsome darling rich Murray office
What's wrong with him?
Benton
He's slipping in and out of the way. We gotta kill him. We have to find out
We have to find out, Dota.
It's not right to leave him like this.
He's gotta be put down.
Let them have a minute.
It's the least we can do.
Y'all get over here.
You gotta cut his arm off.
It's too far along.
I'm sorry.
That's all they do.
It can work.
I've seen it.
Do you want his last moments alive to be more painful than they need to be?
I just wanna try.
I mean, if you want to.
I can't.
If he wants to try, I will...
I'll try. Hand over that hat. Thank you.
Don't thank me yet.
Yeah, but Lee, it did not work for Lee. How long has it been since he's been bitten, bro?
oh my god bro ain't no fucking way chopping time
oh my god I didn't know my own strength bro
bro cauterize the wound bro what the fuck man
I'm going to blame that he died.
I told you, he was too far along.
The bloodlust didn't help either, I'm sure.
I'm sorry.
Well, maybe you were a fucking doctor, you could have done something, but you asked
us about it so what can I do
what the hell fucking dead because of you
hey easy you blew a hole in our wall
got my little girl killed got my whole fucking family killed
christmas was fine until your stupid ass showed up
we're dead fucking me david might as well take out this asshole while i
can't what the fuck fern shut up
Didn't mean for this to happen. I'm so sorry about your daughter. You can apologize to her face just a second stand down
That's an order
No, Fern
This is all because of me. Oh
I cause me no no. She's my killed your dog. Please
Forgive me
It's my fault
Please I
I am begging you. I hardly have any family left.
Please don't take any more away from me.
Oh, she's wavering.
Oh, he's turned!
Whoa, he's just holding her arm!
David!
David, you fuck! What the fuck?!
My god!
Yeah!
You're welcome, Hobby.
That's that guy.
David! What are you doing?!
This isn't right!
David!
Oh my god!
She wasn't gonna shoot!
Believe me, she was.
No, she wasn't!
As I would have.
What the fuck, David, you freak!
Oh no, now she's gonna shoot!
No!
David!
David, what the fuck?
You just ate your own kid, you bitch!
You were going to kill her!
She was going for her gun!
Look at her!
She's scared!
Leave her alone, bro!
Babe, I'm-
She can't even stand up!
What the hell is wrong with you?
It was over the mind, Dave.
You're right
Dave
I didn't mean to do that to you
You know that
That she wasn't gonna shoot man. She was wavering
Why the hell are you all looking at me?
They're scared. He's gonna kill us. He's gonna kill us all what I'm protecting them. Why are you pointing a gun at us?
So I'm all alone.
Get the fuck out of here, David. Leave.
Five men. You people are on your own.
Such an asshole.
Well, I'm sorry your dad's a dick.
I've seen that look in his eyes before.
What?
We should go after him.
Me? Oh, no! Come on! Fuck! I don't wanna go after him! Fuck, man!
Uh, hello?
Hello? Hello?
Bro this guy stinks! This guy stinks!
David?
Is he gonna jump?
It ain't no fucking way this guy's gonna jump.
Just jump over it!
Guys come on.
What if-
But what if we tell him to jump?
What if we just go hey do a flip do a flip
Come on, let's take a step back
You wouldn't want to you know slit or something
Come over here. Oh, are you afraid of me too? I know the rest of them are right?
Even if they are
I'm not I've dealt with scarier than you brother. There's no if hobby
They are
Damn, well, it's your fault, but my life
My son son. Will you see it? Get me differently. Of course you do cuz you're
I want to show you something. No stand with me. No. Oh
Oh god, oh no, are we doing this?
I'm gonna stand on him, he wouldn't do it, it's too much of a pussy to push me off.
Why the hell are you smiling see that sewer line over there perfect placement
for a trench that hill about a hundred paces west of it where's he see snipers
wildest dream come true what oh god I'm a soldier hobby I see this landscape
like a painter sees a blank canvas okay like how you used to see a baseball
diamond I'm a soldier this makes sense to me all right well I was made for this I
thrive in this baseball was a lifetime ago I miss it so fucking much when I
wasn't deployed I'd miss being out in the field now that's all I am every
day and he likes it soldier isn't a husband or a father
Oh
Is he giving us the go-ahead nothing nothing at all
Call yourself whatever you want. I still see you as my brother
I wish I
Wish I had your heart sometimes fuck my wife. I'll be expand the bloodline. I want to change hobby. I
Always have really
all you ever tried to do was get me to do it first it's the one war I could
never win oh my god why war inside of me because I don't know how oh or because
it's impossible to change who you really are this sad there's always a way
There's a way. There always is. No matter how lost you are, just have to keep looking until you find it.
So bad.
Looks pretty messy.
For now.
Maybe you're right.
But I'm fucking your wife.
I've lived long enough to find out.
Just like with anything else.
I did what you asked.
You did. Thanks for that.
So now we can step back?
Sure.
well be careful Javi I ran into and oh it's trip he was still outside when we
checked on the entrances the murtos were everywhere we got him inside just in
time so we let him in there was so many business awkward
Oh, hey, stop.
Uh-oh.
What?
What slippery feeling?
I got them standing in shoes that don't quite fit.
What does that mean?
You picked me to die and someone else did instead.
Ain't sittin' right, not one bit.
I saw through her plan.
I knew she wouldn't shoot you.
I knew she was gonna shoot Ava instead.
Don't bullshit a bullshitter, partner.
I didn't.
But it's true.
I couldn't put myself in your position.
About Conrad, about all of this.
I'm not lying though, I'm awake!
I fuckin' know he was just gonna do that!
True.
Bygones, bro.
you bet by guns try not to piss me off again please
bald is dead because of you well sorry bald there's so many they're pouring in
it's even worse than you think the streets are overrun oh one of the way
to go inside the buildings and those smelly fuckers are beaten down every
door we're sitting goddamn ducks here everyone in town is Jesus Christ what the
fuck have we done so what do we do I don't want to die up here none of us do
gave protect ourselves watch out for ourselves we're top priority absolutely
the best way to protect ourselves is to protect this place potentially but with
the streets compromise we're gonna need some sort of reinforced mobility to get
around that armored truck you guys stole there's more vehicles like that in
the same place that's over by the motor pool at the water tower we could use the
highway overpass to get to the water tower come on let's jump what a jump
Oh no, we're gonna yump!
Yump!
Come on, it's an easy jump.
Let's go Gabe, yump!
Everybody, we're all yumping.
Wait, my trip's gonna yump too, he's a big man.
in
keep your eyes open stay aware of your surroundings
let's move out
let's move out everybody we're rolling out
when we found Kate earlier
she hugged you
yeah? why do you think she hugged you?
why do you think she hugged me? why was that?
just wondering
ask her yourself you really want to know?
ask her she won't even make eye contact with me well not my problem she my wife
now even though I don't really want her to be my wife cuz I don't really like
her but we need to be careful up here I'll see exact same thing will happen to
us stay sharp and do not fire your guns we're gonna be fine that guy was all
alone we're not oh my god we're walking on a sign
can we like not all do it at the same time maybe we should like do it one at a
time so the sign doesn't like bend and we die
Come on guys!
He literally said, oh that guy was a loser, he was a fucking loser, he didn't have friends.
Good to go, let's move.
Fucking loser.
I thought he was such a great guy David may not be perfect but he's not the one
Worst role model in the world?
Maybe.
Never be like your uncle.
I told you the same.
What? Fuck that guy!
people solve your problems because then you're not a man at all no I used to
think he was right you can't not anymore though what the fuck I can only
hope I grew up to be like you oh that's so sweet so here's hoping oh thanks
buddy means a lot sorry I never really said it before I'm a patient of that
shit thanks a million welcome oh that's so sweet get caring me now we
need to take care of dad oh that's okay wait he grew to be good wait a minute
he ain't bad he's good good job kid now call me dad
There's barely any room.
Now call me dead.
No time to waste. Come on.
You know, I didn't think there was much that could scare me anymore.
Hey, this is now is not the time, girl. It is time for you to shut up.
Here we are!
Just goes to show you we're going, we're going, we're going.
Life is full of fear.
Fear is the coffee of emotions.
You're wrong. It keeps you sharp.
It could be a friend if you let it.
Hey!
A coffee of emotions?
No problem?
I'm coming guys, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Take your hand man!
Oh
Fuck you fuck stick
Mom god damn
This ain't nothing once we're back on the ground
That's a mission to get away scary. How do we get away from the fire?
Good Lord, it's nasty down there. You just saved my life
Thanks trip. I'm glad you have my back. Lucky catch
I picked these lines and I'm like, oh, it'll be like him saying thanks and then he's like man trip
You just saved my life. Oh my god. I owe you a million. Wow. I owe you my whole life
Oh my god, you told me it's like if I were knowing what is gonna say all that I would have never picked that
I would never pick this shit or be like bro chill. Oh
No, this is
Not good to get across what?
Are you mental are you mentally ill?
You have got to be getting
I know Gabe doesn't see it, but David really is trying to look out for him
He's not doing the best job, but
No one makes a rulebook to raise a kid
And it sure as shit though. It's just one thing. I don't get though. What did David really think he was helping AJ by letting him go?
Why did he stop guarding him?
Maybe you should ask him that it might be that he just didn't care
I didn't know that he was gonna say that.
I guess not.
After you put in all that work, so much of your heart.
AJ was a brat.
He lived with me after we kicked you out, Clint.
I'm sorry. You said he was a brat? That kid was two years old.
What the fuck do you mean he was a brat?
That was a fucking baby.
Are you out of your mind?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
I already raised two kids.
Thought it'd be a piece of cake.
Not with that Tyrant.
Is that why you gave him away?
We had a bad winter.
Destroyed every crop we had.
I can't believe this motherfucker just called a baby a Tyrant.
Can we kill him?
Guys, I think we got to shoot David.
Dad, I couldn't leave Richmond, and AJ couldn't stay in Richmond.
I gave AJ to Lingard and told him to do whatever he had to to save his life.
I... I have no word.
I miss them, Brad.
What?
You son of a bitch.
Never asked Lengard about it again. Though I wanted to. You should have tried harder.
There's always a way. He was your responsibility. You don't get to abandon that.
Don't think it doesn't haunt me.
Oh my god. I cannot believe this. It wasn't easy, Clint. Fuck.
Remember, far as I knew, I'd already lost two children.
Wasn't any easier with number three. It's never easy.
What the fuck, bro? I-
I'm gonna keep you alive. Keep all of us alive. And hope that that's enough.
This dude stinks!
He fucking stinks!
He was a brat, huh?
That goofy little brat.
You were trying to take care of him.
Sometimes that's not so easy.
Reminds me of someone who did the same thing for me.
You did the right thing.
Oh.
Damn. Okay, well...
Oh, Clem. Don't, don't excuse him. I just want to kill him. Guys, I just want to get
rid of him.
Oh, shit. Chopped the right in half.
Clem isn't an adult. She's a big girl.
What the hell happened here?
She doesn't need me anymore. What the hell happened here? Yeah, I wonder.
No way we're jumping across that.
I'm gonna jump, you'll see.
I'll make it.
Oh.
There's the other half.
I'll make it. I'll jump.
I will, you'll see.
Well, there's the water tower.
Not too far away.
I'll make it.
You'll see.
No way, they're not gonna do that.
Ain't no fucking way.
Stop.
Stop. No. No. No. No. No. Absolutely not. No. Hell no. Hell no. Hell no. What? Is
he crazy? He's crazy. We should go lightest to heaviest. That way it won't break on the
first swing. I'll go first, Clem. What? You're not lightest. You liar, Gabe. Stand back,
you little... What the fuck? Get a long run up, but not too long. If you take too many
quick steps, you'll propel yourself upward instead of out. Gabe, you little piece of
shit... David, he's got this. She's right. I do. Bro, I would die in the first,
Like 5 seconds. I wouldn't even be able to get a good grip.
Crazy asshole bitch, he did it!
I can't believe it!
Come on, clan. Your turn.
Alright, clan, one time.
She's so brave!
She's so brave!
for the record I do not trust this thing well I don't want to hear it all it's
one thing for the kids to swing across but us you've got this I've seen you do
things are way scarier okay I can do it let's do it
You're a little brother.
You should go first.
Oh, you're definitely lighter.
Ah, come on.
You know the drill.
Age before beauty.
You fucker.
Oh fucker.
Oh no.
Oh his fat ass bro.
Oh no, not his fat ass bro.
Oh no, Trup is gonna die, isn't he? Shit.
I'm going last brother trick you don't have to just go before I throw you across
I mean he is the biggest though
Uh-oh. Oh no, is he gonna do- no way. I fucking knew it.
Oh my god, I knew he was gonna do that shit. Oh god.
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Trip!
It's alright, y'all!
Shit!
We should go back for her!
Don't be fucking thick!
I can...
I can handle this!
Oh no, you're gonna die.
Oh shit.
Tripp!
Don't give up!
Oh my god.
We gotta try.
We can't just leave him.
We can, bro.
No head out now!
I don't want you seeing this!
No, Tripp!
None!
Motherfucker!
Tripp!
No!
He went out fighting.
Oh, no! Tripp, no!
In a way, we didn't see that body, bro.
We didn't see...
Okay, I want to be honest, like, he's fucking...
His death is kind of pissing me off.
Did he really die?
Now see fuck boy, yeah but we didn't see a body.
Did you?
Did you see the body? Cause I didn't fucking see it.
This death was lame.
This sucks.
It's not like we can just ask all those walkers to move out of the way.
Yes we can. Excuse me, can you please get out of the way?
Now that it's a noise-indistracted, we can use that generator.
It's a great idea, Gabe. When'd you get so smart, Gabe?
It seems forever stupid.
You really aren't the same kid I remember.
I'm impressed.
Oh, what can I say? I taught him well.
Oh my God, Javi. Really?
It's okay, Dad. He's right.
Ah-ha!
We still gotta get to the cover yourself!
Cut a walker open and cover yourself with its guts. Then you can slip right through them.
What?
Ah, that's a great idea. Gross idea, but... great.
I could have saved my water bottle.
It's time to cover ourselves in gut.
Javi, you've been willing to do some crazy stuff for me before.
I know shooting Conran wasn't easy, but it showed me I can always depend on you.
Aww.
Yeah, you can't get all done.
Of course I can.
Look, it smells really bad, like way worse than you think.
No shit, there's dead girls.
Mouth, you'll do.
Don't call them all!
Bruh.
Hey, don't call them all, what the fuck?
Okay, you can do this, I'm the cut the guts of this guy.
BRO!
Do you just literally eat shit all day long?
BRO!
He's gone...
Okay...
That better be enough...
Uhhhh...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Well I mean don't walk like that, atleast like...
How do you alert the mudboats?
He can't bite anyway.
He doesn't have a jar.
I got all this marinara sauce all over me.
I feel like he's so scared, but it's like, we literally had a moment with Clementine
where they were like, shoulder to shoulder with walkers.
she was walking in between all these shit
this guy loves me
eee
Noooo!
Noo!
Nooooo!
Did it, hopey!
Barely!
Bro, why you shit-talking me, bitch?
Now that we're here, let's find something reinforced like you said, David.
Why you shit-talking me?
Something that помps me with a mouth.
Why you shit-talking me?
Consumely.
Why you shit-talking me, you're better!
do anything else. You gotta find something to seal the breach ways.
Stop hating on me.
Oh, we need the right vehicle.
Jellis, it is a me.
Oh, we know you.
Oh, that's not gonna do the job, man.
Yes, it is.
What are you doing?
The right thing.
What?
I'm leaving.
What?
We're all leaving.
Ah!
What?
I'm going where?
You saw it yourself. We're surrounded by the hurt.
I'm taking my family out of here.
You help keep them safe, Clint. You're coming too.
Let's go.
No, I'm not a bitch.
We can't wait around.
This is bullshit, David.
Absolutely not. Everyone in Richmond will die without us.
They don't matter, Hoffman.
Don't you get that?
This all started the day we knocked on Richmond's door.
We brought this on these people, all of us.
We can't abandon them, not after what we've done.
We're going home, Kate.
Back to the last place we were a family.
What?
We're starting over.
We're not going back to the house?
Finally, it's time. All of us. A new day, a new life.
But what about here, man? Make Richmond our new home. Richmond is gone.
Harvey, I'm not going to let the people I love die trying to save a dead dream.
Uh-oh.
I'll go with you, Dad.
Gabe! Gabe, you dumbass, Gabe!
He's our father, Clam. I'm sorry, but...
Well, I was here praising you before and now you're so stoopid
Well, lookie doesn't know what the fuck to do
Stop.
This is what I want.
Okay.
I-
Alright, Gabby.
I understand, Gabe.
Alright, Gabby.
I'm still going back.
Garbage, Gabe!
I won't be able to live with myself if I don't try to help the people in Richmond.
You won't be able to live at all if you do that.
Richmond is compromised.
It doesn't matter if there were five of us trying to save it or five hundred.
We'd all die.
I know a losing battle when I see one.
I see what we're moving out everybody get in that's an order
Dare you what will it take David?
What will it take to show you that you do not get to do that?
I'm not your soldiers run away home be a deserter
I am done with oh shit. She said it. She's done with him. Let's go. Have a
day you think he would go with you
This is the right
What the fuck is this?
Shit, what do we say?
What do we say, bro?
What do we say?
Oh, God.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, we're in love.
Uh, you left us alone together.
Uh, uh, she made the right choice.
What the fuck do I say?
She deserves better.
she does you weren't a good husband to a David she deserves better that's me
I should have known I should have known the night pod died the night you weren't
there oh now I'm gonna blame me just like he was to you just like I am to you
well it's time for you to finally learn what blood really means what do you
You're going to have to save yourself.
You're butchering me with that walker blood all over me!
David!
Stop it!
I love you!
No.
No, you don't get to say that!
Yes, I do get to say that.
I love you!
Jesus Christ, stop!
And still understand that you're fucking cock, sucker.
How fucking dare you!
That's enough!
Stop it, David! Stop!
I
Love you. No stop saying that
You're so new piece of shit well now I can fight him
I wasn't gonna fight him until he hit the kid.
I wasn't gonna fight him until he could hit the kid bro.
That was it for me.
David!
Gabe, you dumbass bitch.
What the hell is he doing?
David took him.
We can't wait any longer.
We have to go help Richmond.
I'm getting on that bulldozer.
But Gabe!
He wanted to go.
He did.
We all heard it.
Man, you're...
You're right.
Unfortunately, it's true.
I'm going to save Richmond.
Someone else.
He didn't remind us of Gabe. He took him.
Let's split up, Harvey.
But Gabe is a fucking idiot.
I'll go and get him on that motorcycle if you don't.
Otherwise, I'll go with Gabe on the bulldozer.
Are you sure you'll be okay without me?
I can take care of myself.
We're out of time!
Harvey...
I'm sorry.
I've been here before, more than once.
It's not gonna end well for everyone.
You have to decide.
Decide what?
It's hard to be caught in the middle, I know that!
Don't worry about me, Javi, I'll be okay!
I mean...
I feel like Gabe...
We're running out of time!
Harvey!
I can't let Kate go by herself.
I'm gonna go with her.
It's too dangerous. I'm going with Kate to save the city.
Okay, then I'll go after Gabe. It's a smart idea.
Be careful out there, Club.
You too.
Here's the thing. I-I would go after Gabe.
But, if I do, the fact that Gabe made a choice to go with his dad,
uh, and me going after him is undermining his choice.
It's not gonna end well if I go after him
To be honest, there's just it's it's just not something that you do sometimes
When somebody makes a decision like that you just gotta let him be dumb
And you gotta trust that they know what's right and you gotta trust
That he'll wake the fuck up and be like oh shit. My dad's fucking crazy. I'm leaving and
And I just don't think me going after him would do him. It's not doing you many favors
He's learned by himself both of you
He's a learn by himself bro
If we're gonna drive into the herd we're gonna need these I let him go
It's a big boy
Yeah, man
Sometimes, even though you know you're walking into the wrong thing, and if a person doesn't
want help, you can't give them help.
You know what I mean?
There's a happy side.
Can you help us get the gate open?
Almost didn't recognize you, Jesus.
Once I got in contact with my P-Wat, I had to write that.
Oh, shit!
It's Jesus!
And he's on a horse!
Kill! Kill!
BUSKET!
Oh, that was a bus on BUSKET!
He's getting it.
Get in the bus, get it!
Hoppy! The bus get!
Hey, how did he get clean?
Get in the bus, get in the bus.
What the fuck?
Whoa!
Whee!
I'll have it open in a second!
They couldn't just have an open gate button.
Yeah.
Uh, what is this? Resident Evil?
I
Never pull that with her again up here. Oh, yeah, what are you doing?
I
Go
Let's get inside and wrangle the waters together if we get him in one group we can lead him right out
Wow, they're like nice and shiny armor on a horse
Walkers!
Full steam ahead!
Oh fuck this.
Eek!
Holy shit!
They're growling up on the thing! The basket!
The basket!
Eek!
Shit, I'm empty!
Well, I mean, you wasted a shit on a bullet, bitch.
Let's plot the bridge with the damn truck!
Here we go!
Plunging the bridge!
There's crossed.
Come on.
Oh my god.
That's it. Let's get out of here. Jesus! Over here! We need to round up these walkers!
That'll torch the cave!
You found out the warpers!
Welcome back.
I thought we were coming back to, uh...
Well, not to this.
Oh.
Well...
Just a little surprising.
That's all.
I'm just glad you didn't give up on us.
Real glad.
I gave him my word.
Come look!
It's Clem!
Gabe?
Gabe?
Is he...?
No.
No, he's fine.
He's just banged up.
What happened?
What happened, Clem?
Their car got overrun with walkers and crashed. I was barely able to save Gabe. What about David?
Uh-oh, David's dead.
I'm just glad you found Gabe in time. Thank you.
Thank you for saving Gabe. I don't know what I'd do if I lost him too. Of course.
When I got there, it looked like David had turned. What? And that Gabe had to stop him. Oh. Oh God.
The game... is horrible.
He turned that fast?
My dad... he...
I know, buddy. He's gone.
No, no. He wanted me to tell you.
Well...
But take care of each other.
Aww.
Where did you find them?
A little ways outside of town? Not too far.
Can you take Gabe somewhere safe?
Yeah, sure.
Come on, Javi.
Damn, bro.
Damn, I missed it.
I missed it.
If I would have gone after Gabe,
I probably would have seen that.
Shit.
Well, fuck you, David.
Fuck you, David.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, David.
I hate you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He had it coming.
Over here, kid.
It's this way.
I got a bad enemy shuttle.
No, I didn't.
I did not.
I did not hope.
I can't imagine yeah poor game he shouldn't have had to suffer that yeah
shit bro
don't touch him, don't touch him he's a kaka zombie
don't touch him
He was convinced it would happen in the field
every day as
Common is talking about the weather. You're not surprising
He was a soldier
The very need talking about it, but it seemed that sooth him
He'd talk about his military funeral the way that other people talked about retirement plans well what oh
My goodness only change the subject if I promise I bury these
He didn't care about burying his body.
Oh, his dog tags.
As far as he was concerned, this was him.
Bamboo.
He needed to see a barrel piss.
Man, it's hard being a soldier.
Going through war and all that stuff.
That's a lot for a person to take in, in their brain.
A lot for them to handle.
We should probably say something.
That's what you do.
Stay gone this time!
I'm gonna keep watching out for Gabe.
We'll...
...take care of each other.
What the fuck?
Do you, uh...
...wanna say something?
Oh my god!
You can really be a dickwad in this game.
Holy shit!
That's not nice.
She didn't say nothing.
Oh, she's happy. She's happy cause he's dead.
Let's go.
She left her wedding ring!
No, why'd you leave that?
That's valuable! We could have used it to barter!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Forever in the hearts be strong.
A rest in peace.
I'm put David upon there.
David Barbecue!
Look, I'll picture him Barbecue-ing.
Oh, is that fucking Joan on there?
Fuck you Joan, what the fuck is wrong with you?
It was your own fault.
It was your own fault. If you regret helping me, if you're feeling any guilt, there it. I mean it. Don't let it eat you up inside.
You're right. He dug his own grave.
I mean he did.
Absolutely.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Second chances are in short supply
That's what this place can be if you let it trust me though life within walls is a hell of a lot different than life on the road
Don't take shortcuts like John. I know it's fun
Always good days and especially bad absolutely the right thing no matter what matter what good to hear
I read people pretty well. No gift to mine.
Quick, tell them to avoid any symmetries with fences and not try any fancy moves while
killing walkers.
And I think you should.
Oh, for me.
God knows this town could use it.
I'll step up.
You know what? I'm gonna step up. Need this place in the right direction.
As far as I'm concerned, Richmond's in much better hands than it was.
Hey, uh, Jesus?
Hey, uh, Gabe?
Thanks for, you know, not letting me get killed, and for coming back to help us.
You're welcome.
Thanks for that, man.
Pay it forward.
Be vigilant.
Trouble never stays too far away.
Bye, Jesus.
Bye.
I have to find AJ Harvey. I've waited so long. But could you do me one last favor before
I leave well what is it oh my god am i cutting her hair that's nice of you she
thought it was terrible at it were you make a business i'm really gonna misgave i mean
he's super annoying sometimes but I've gotten used to having him around at least
to have someone to talk to you don't know if I will total dork not that he
said anything to me in particular but you know the guy got a mondo crush on
you right he does not oh my gosh you have a crush on him too oh no you both
I'm gonna stab you with those scissors
Mando I have to see AJ Harvey. I have to see that he's okay
I think you're cutting it. Do you think you remembers me?
At least a little
We'll go forget you who could forget you clan no one who knew you I guarantee it
Yeah, I never forget
Everyone told us he was better off after everything that's happened. I'm starting to think they're right I
Don't know if I was able to get a little paper fade. No, I'm not gonna give Clem no little paper. I can't stop thinking about it
It's not about good or not good. You kept him alive
Did your job
how do you survive that what is he calling how if you really loved it how you
get back out there and find something better there may not be something better
out there you won't know until you step outside it's true
Eww.
Oh, dear, thank you so much for the gift. Thank you.
Aww.
Aww, he fucked it all up. God damn it.
back I'll tell you all about it the fuck is that you fucked it all up bro if I
bring AJ back with me will you teach him to yes bring him back bro you bet he
He belongs with you, Clementine.
Bring him back.
Bring him back, Clementine.
Bring him back.
Oh.
She's still cute, even though you fucked up her hair.
Who fuck would say no?
I don't know.
There's people that probably say no.
You don't know who he's with.
She's probably with a terrible family, you don't know.
We don't know what situation he's in right now.
Bye!
She could pull off Bald.
Clementine is not gonna be Bald.
And my clementine, you bold.
That was a nice ending.
Your experience with David was compassionate.
You accepted David's hand as they punched you on the night your father died.
You tried to leave Richmond without David.
In his time of need, you stood by David and gave her the brain of his own father after
David turned.
I'm a compassionate girl, what can I say?
Your experience with Kate was loving.
You kissed Kate in the junkyard.
You supported Kate's plan to escape Richmond.
You told Kate you wanted a future with her and you told Kate you wanted to start a family with her.
You guys think I'm a good border?
Your special date was Karen!
You made me and Poppy by agreeing to stay in the trailer for the night.
You told Gabe the truth about his neighbor and friend.
You helped Kate stay rich and before going after Gabe.
And I think I'm a great guy.
Your new frontier story, you reassured Tripp by promising you could've wouldn't cause trouble in Prescott.
Then you went to the junkyard with Tripp, and he and Tripp saved your life on the overpass despite you not choosing him to be saved.
Eleanor, you let Eleanor Prescott when you went to a junkyard, then Eleanor informed Joan by your plan to save David.
But you forgave Eleanor for betraying you to Joan.
Wait, is there a way for Tripp to live?
Shit.
Ah fuck, everybody's dead.
Clementine declined Ava's offer to meet with the new frontier, then you convinced Ava to help you after she caught you engaged healing guns.
Finally you picked Ava to live, but Joan shot her to teach you a lesson.
When he tied in Lord Lindgard's medical advice regarding AJ, then he gave Lindgard a lethal
injection, and Lindgard told you AJ's location shortly before dying.
You coached Francine through Conrad's pope again, then, when Gabe threatened Conrad,
convinced your nephew to lower his gun. Later you shot Conrad in the tunnel after
threatened Gabe's life. I kind of feel bad. I feel like I shouldn't have done that.
When you met him, you trusted Jesus and didn't bind his hands. Then you promised
Jesus to always do the right thing in surviving and helping Richmond survive.
Lastly, you promised Jesus you would help lead Richmond.
He told Joan the new frontier was blame to blame for Marianna's death.
Then you brought Max to expose Joan to the Richmond Council. Eventually you shot Joan.
Oh, we don't know what happened to Clint. Clint kicked you out of Richmond for stealing gas.
Then you rejected Clint's deal to leave Richmond peacefully.
Finally Clint's whereabouts are unknown.
You stand with David on the lead. You and 92% of players stepped up to help David.
92? 8% said no? God damn guys! What happened?
What did you say to David about Kate? You and 53% of players confessed your love for Kate.
28.3% of players came clean about your relationship.
15.9% of players denied having a relationship with Kate, but David didn't believe you.
And 2.2% of players said nothing.
I mean, just be honest, bro. Why keep secrets? You know what I mean?
Just be honest, man.
Did you fight David back?
You and 36% of players fought David back as David took his angrily.
Actually, that's not true. I wasn't gonna do it until he had gained.
I wish there was that distinction.
I was not going to do it until he hit Gabe.
I'm sorry.
When he hit Gabe, that's when I changed my mind.
Did you go after Gabe or Kate?
You and 64% of players went with Kate
and sealed the Richmond breach.
Wow, guys.
Did Clementine come along with you after you fight with David?
Clementine follows her own plan, splitting up with you and 53% of put-
GASP!
There's a chance that Clementine doesn't leave?
What?
He leaves at the end regardless.
Oh, okay.
Oh, this is the David split. Oh, I see, I see. This is one when we split after David. Okay.
I see. You and 92% of players stepped up to help David. Okay. Well, this is interesting. I see.
Your Clementine became a free spirit. My Clementine's a free spirit! She's a free spirit!
Clementine enjoyed brief, happy days with Kenny and AJ until a terrible accident changed
all their lives.
Clementine was unable to drag a broken Kenny to safety, leaving her and AJ on their own.
After circumstances forced her to join the new frontier, Clem didn't hesitate to use
their resources for her own ends, leaving to exile in a cheerful farewell.
When Javi and David fought at the Water Tower, Clem remembered a similar fight long
ago and she took control of the situation by putting a gun to David's head, stopping the
violence before it escalated.
Oh my god!
Clementine's my dear!
Oh!
She's...
Oh!
We raised her so well, Chad.
We did it.
We raised her well, bro.
Once David left in the truck with Gabe, Clementine knew that the best course of action was
to go it alone, leave Javi's side and help the person he didn't choose.
Guys, we raised her well bro. We did it. Clementine is great.
My Clementine. I'm so proud of her bro. I'm so proud of her.
She's grown so much that she's a free spirit. She's happy. She's gone through so much, but yet she still has a good heart inside.
She has a cool jacket!
She's so grown. I bet Lia's is very proud.
Oh shit! After credits?
Look at her go bro.
Look at her go bro.
with her bad ass hair with her bad hair cut
bad ass girl with her bad hair cut
I'm gonna find you AJ
Yeah, this song at the end is good. This is a good song.
Clementine's story will continue.
This is a good song. I liked it.
Oh my God! We did it, bro! We did it! We did it! We did it!
Oh my God, Clementine is so badass, bro. She's so awesome.
We've raised such an awesome Clementine.
We've raised such an awesome clementine, bro.
Oh, the final season.
Okay, so then, Michonne happens in between 3 and 4, but I'm gonna be honest with you.
I don't know if I'm gonna play Michonne, because everybody's like, don't play Michonne.
I think for me what I'm gonna do is I will put Michonne on hold and one day we will play.
Since Glenn didn't follow you to save Richmond, she was able to save your son.
If you went with her to save David, he would have lived as well, but Kate would have died.
If she stuck with you and didn't split up, your son would have been bitten, so the people
who had her screwed up actively got a better ending.
Seek.
Seek, seek, seek, seek, seek, seek, seek, seek, seek, seek, seek, seek, seek, seek, seek.
Is that, is that what, this is the last one bro.
The final season, um, but I'm gonna be honest,
I've been like 12 hours and I'm pumpkin-ing.
I am pumpkin.
I'm pumpkin.
Pumpkin.
I'm pumpkin.
because we gotta wake up early because we're playing games of monkey tonight so tonight
we'll play games of monkey and after that we will finish this this is the end the final
the finale is it five chapters as well just like the other ones is it also five chapters
the end bro we're at the we're at the final stretch which is perfect I feel
like it's perfect to finally finish it now I would I would play another chapter
but I I'm pumpkining and I'm pumpkining right now I'm pumpkining right now bro
I think like
Like maybe I think if I would have started the next chapter, I I think
For me, I think I would have like not been able to finish it. I think I only have like one
hour in my brain
Not to
These chapters are okay. Then it's a good thing I didn't start so tonight. I'll be on tonight
We're gonna play games of monkey and then after we play games of monkey
We'll play more walking dead and we will finally finish walking dead and finish that soccer and close that chapter of
our gaming life
Thank you guys so much for spending 12 hours of your day with me
Thank you for hanging out with me and thank you for all your love and support. I love you guys
February is almost over. It's the last day of February and then we're in March.
Now we're in March. Now we're in March. I love you guys.
I'll see you guys later tonight. I'll be back later, okay?
I'm gonna go to bed now.
Love you! Bye bye! Bye bye! Bye bye! Bye bye! Bye bye! Bye bye! Bye bye! Bye bye!
Let's raid our wonderful fortune teller.
Let her know how much you want her to play The Walking Dead.
Don't forget, you gotta tell her how much you want her to play.
forget to tell her how much you want her to play the walking dead ASAP
ASAP I love you