ironmouse
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03-01-2026 · 14h 20m
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Back to back, you be calling on me
Back to back, calling even my friends
Even on text, even on a fan
Don't treat it like a lie, give me my face
A question was never my thing
Take your time, you should steady your pace
Wanting my say
Boy, you came and rocked the road
Rocked the road, caught me off the beat
Like shaking of the steam
I rocked the road, rocked me off the way
Boy, you came and rocked the road
Rock, ba-boom, women in the deep water
Been in the city and I'm off, ta-boom
Not behind that way
Whoa, you're saving
Take one, rock, you got the pain rough
To take one, you and I
You got the pain rough
Take one, rock, you got the pain rough
To take one, rock, you got the pain rough
We're all cinch-eyed, that's why we're in hell In hell, quite the fall you fell
Rules you play by safe, but they won't help Help, be honest with yourself
If they hit me with a bit of luck, baby Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel burn
Oh please, oh please, you're as bad as us, baby
Like your bubble burst, cause you're the bubble burst
What is so coin in line, it's not like you aren't trying
It makes you sad to hide, feeling so trapped
You get a real bad rep, but look at what's inside
Don't waste your life away, be like the rest
I am the centerpiece, my life breaks into pieces
Turns out when you're at my feet Love me right, I might set you free
Do you know how to feel the heat? Why not a sweet release?
Blimey from hell's not discreet Honishment is our specialty
Happy, happy with a bit of love, baby Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel it burn
Oh please, oh please, you're as bad as us, baby
Like your bubble burst, cause happy love works
You mediate the sentin' sinners, the same coins and the decisions.
She'd go flow the leader, go stay where you can see us.
Our nations, their nations, you're chasing heroes now.
You're tired of trying, be who you know you are.
We're all sent right, that's why we're in hell.
Let's go fight, dear soul.
Let's not waste time, we're too dear to dwell.
Hey, don't you want to die?
Make sure that it hurts, I want you to feel it burn
Oh please, oh please, you're as bad as us, baby
Let your battle pass, cause I'm the other way
It really hurts me, I'll murder you, honey
I'll make sure that it hurts, I want you to feel it burn
I'll please, I'll please, you're the key to this place
I love the ears that hold the wings
I won't mess with that habitat
I'm falling sad
I do anything you can to get you to know it
Oh my
It's like the pit of the land
I've been dreaming of this baby
But he has a cat
A cat!
But he has a massage inside
That's why you say you're back to your old life
And you say,
Cat, I'm back
I'm wearing
3, 2, 1, and millions
Go and breathe like a machine
Your body was gonna kiss me when we were reaching for this gift to be
You got it, don't cry the hell out of this guy just as you can
Day 3, day 4, day 5, yes, I'm the third wheel to this fair
Drive me as good as you treat your pet
I'm serious, that's that, it's a big deal, I'm too hungry to do this
So there's no less of the habitat
I'm up and down, I'll do anything I can
To get you to notice
The only song of hurry if that's what it takes
You know we'll get far the first thing to wear on our next day
And go as we get it to hold onto and light the bed
But I swear into these circumstances it all makes sense
I know God is working turns out this much kind of dumb
Your things are an actual cut, oh God is this what I become?
I've been losing all my language since one day I had no thoughts
I swear I'm gonna be a fat mother and danger me
Say it real good I'll just be your dad
I'll see real good Dad is a pretty dude
You have 30 years of all these
I won't mess around the town
I'm fine dad I'll do everything I can
To get you to notice me
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
I don't want to get hurt
I want to face you
That's the feeling
Get cheese
I don't want to get hurt
I want to be an easy girl
Let's make it happen
Nothing to do with you
Just a little, just a little
I don't want to get hurt
Just a little, just a little
I don't want to get hurt
You're the only one I can't get rid of
Hey, I'm giving it to you
Stop it, I'm here to stop
This is the end
I'm not gonna stop
Let's talk about it
I want to be a good girl soon
Hey, who are you?
Nothing to do with you
Let's go to the sky, let's go to the sky
Let's go to that time
I'm going to be lost again, I'm going to be lost again
I'm going to see it, I'm going to see it
It's not that I'm not going to talk to you
Lata lata la la la la la la la la la la!
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Far, a distant, far away,
In the end my head is enthralled
Where it was to cry,
Where even it was to desperate
V love had already been v announcements
Don't startle,
Don't show!
Don't nudge me!
Hey, you're too soon, you're too much, you're too much
There's no one, there's no one
It's a miracle
Hey, hey, you're a good one
You're a cute one
Hey, hey, you're a good one
It's painful
Hey, hey, you love me
Love me, love me
Love more and more, love more and more, love more and more
It's a painful dance
It's painful, painful
I'll break the spell and break it
I can't stop
The people who are going to hate each other are not enough
I can't lose to anyone in my life
I'm a pretty girl, aren't I?
Hey!
Like that girl, like that girl
Everyone, everyone, look at me
Who are you?
You are the one who lied to me
I love you, you dirty bastard!
I love you, I love you, I love you
I'll give you everything, to you, to you
I'll get everything
I don't have enough, you don't have enough
I won't let you go
Go, Relesso!
I love you, love you, love you
I'm more and more in love, in love
I want you, I really want you
I'm painful, never to let go, painful
More and more!
I'll make you happy!
I will make you happy!
What's up, bros? How's it going?
How's it going, my friends?
My friends, it is time for the stream...
What if I just ended the stream right now?
What if I just took my finger and ended the stream and said goodbye!
What if I did that?
What if I did that?
What would you do?
What if I did that?
What if I did that?
What if I did not?
What would you do?
What would you do, guys?
What would you do?
What would you do?
What would you do?
Shortest stream ever?
What is the shortest stream I've ever done?
I don't know.
Hard to tell.
Hard to tell.
Hard to say.
Hard to tell.
Hard to say.
I think there was a stream that I did one time that was less than an hour stream, I think.
Think if I recall correctly.
Please don't end the stream. I'll have to socialize with my family if you do.
Well, it's time to socialize with your frickin' family.
Go say hi to your mom and dad!
Ah, ah, ah! Go say hi to your mother and father!
Your dad is right here watching. Hello father.
Hello father. Did you guys have a good day today?
Did you guys have a good day today? What have you guys been up to today?
What have you been up to today? Guys, I have a special announcement
of Epic Proporations. I have a special announcement to provide to you today.
The Mouse Intelligence Agency has sent me a video.
Check this out!
Oh, see!
We have a merch drop roll!
A new merch drop has appeared!
What could it be?
Hey, play!
Whoa!
Have you ever felt your life trying to escape through your eyes?
Have you ever felt like your whole life was just leaking out your eyes?
Well, you know what?
So have I.
And now, there's merch out there for you, for all you folks out there that have your
life force leaking out your eyes.
We have a merch out from Agen Inc.
If you guys don't recall
when this model, when I
had my birthday stream
real
real Sakai
real Sakai
did an art piece of me
inspired by the stream
because my stream was melting
My eyes were smelting and Rio did an amazing art piece and I was like, I need to make that
into merch!
And we did!
And now we have merch!
So you can pre-order on Agent Ink.
The Blind Mouse Collection is available now.
And now we got shirts.
We got acrylic headset standee.
Now you can put your headset in my hands.
We got a print, we got a tapos tree,
and the print comes with holographic eyes.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, pretty sick, pretty sick.
Just glowing holographic eyeballs.
Yeah, no don't put your headset away get a acrylic stand-by headset
Acrylic stand-by for your headset and you don't have to worry about your
head your headset floating around you won't have to drop it anymore
You might be wondering what it looks like, well...
This is what it looks like.
This is what it sounds like!
This is what it looks like!
Whoa! Put your headset on me!
Whoa! This is really cute, what the fuck? Wait...
Am I gonna get this?
Can I get this? For me?
Hey, can I get this for me?
There's so much more to it, but I want more.
I want more of it.
I want it all.
You can't tell me that I can't have it.
Check this out.
Whoa!
This is how it looks like from the side.
What the heck?
Bro, and the tapestry looks so coo-
Whoa! The tapestry looks so cool!
And, and, and!
Wait, I need all of this shit, hold up.
And a fucking holographic print? What the-
Wait, I need this too!
I wish the shirt wasn't white.
Oh yeah, we only have the shirt in black.
Well, it looks pretty good.
I think it looks pretty cool.
I think it looks pretty sick.
Sick on a no.
I think it looks pretty sick on a no.
Sick on a no.
Sick on a no.
Sick on a no.
SICK NING NOOO!
So yeah, uh, all you have to do is type in EXCLAMATION MARK BLIND in chat and the link will come
up if you want to get some of your own merch, you know?
If you want to get some of your own.
You too can get some of your own!
Yes, yes, yes!
From Hot Topic may have been my lucky rabbit's foot today as it lead me to win the Pokemon
Day Tournament today.
I also had a sore throat and still managed to win the whole thing.
No mana-themed crying merch?
I could make mana potions out of those tears.
Mana potion?
Stay away from my tears!
Actually, no, you can have more if you want.
Is this KK Slatter Bloody Mary cover?
Wow.
Wow.
AK Slider?
Bloody Mary cover?
I saw it at the TikTok when I saw it.
So many songs go to TikTok and it's like, look, TikTok has helped me discover so many
songs like that one song was it calm
take talk help me discover so many songs that I didn't know about it wasn't
for take talk I would have never discovered oh here I go again guys can
Can we talk about Walking Dead?
I started season 11.
I started season 11.
I'm on episode 4.
Or 5?
Season 11?
broke. Why? Well, I know why already because I googled it, but why they why why they had
to stop why they had to take out the film brain? Why they why they stopped filming in
the way that they were filming? Now everything's HD. Everything's HD and digital and I fucking
hate it. And I'm like, what the fuck what happened? It's all ugly. Well, it's
It's not all great. I mean you see everything so clear but...
It's just the consistency but I understand why they took off the film.
There's no film green because they stopped filming it.
On the...
What were they filming it on?
The millimeter film?
They stopped doing that.
There is a reason why that happened though.
I was googling it and it turns out that the reason why they stopped it was because of the pandemic
Was it the pandemic?
Was that one of the last seasons? No, it wasn't the pandemic
When did it when did when did it happen they said that it was easier and it was less cost reduction
Well, for the other shows, they're not doing it either for the other shows!
They're not doing it either for the other shows!
season 11 shifted from its traditional 16 millimeter film to digital cameras.
The key aspects of season 11 quality are the switch to digital was driven by COVID-19 safety
precautions and the show moved away from film to digital cameras starting with the
bonus episodes of season 10 and continuing through the final season and it was cheaper.
It was cost effective and safer to shoot.
Damn you, Corvin 19!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, Corvin!
Fuck you!
It's just...
it's just the show is so the show so pretty looking now it's so pretty
the show is so pretty now
Are you a man?
Yes, I am.
I am a man, dad.
They're so, so pretty now.
Wait, is this true?
Of course.
You didn't know?
You've been following me since January 1st, 2026 Trash.
Truly a man, through and through me.
I thought everybody, yeah I thought everybody knew.
Can I also be a man?
You too can be a man.
Anyone can be a man.
Also I was today, today years old
when I realized that the fucking
Walking Dead title was decaying every season.
I'm so dumb. I didn't fucking realize that shit until today.
Wait, it was YES! It was! This whole time!
Man, I didn't roll this whole time it was decaying. It was decaying. Look! Every season!
Every fucking season I just realized this yesterday. When I was watching, I was just
like, wait a minute. The logo is like fucking... it's like... there's grass on it now.
I was like wait, there's grass on the fucking logo.
Dicked in caca every year bro.
The caca of this year, what happened?
And then this season of course it's like they're back in civilization so they're
back in civilization they're the fucking commonwealth and also the shit so of
course there's greenery now there's greens there's greens there's there's
lots of things
yeah I like the invincible title cards do like everybody's doing that shit
It's amazing how there weren't any toxic clouds from chemical plants losing containment.
You know what?
I thought about that too.
I was like, what about all the like, chemicals?
What about all?
apparently I accidentally stumbled upon some information when googling accidentally
stumbled upon some information that I did not know and I kind of spoiled myself
kind of spoiled myself because apparently now there's like which I
didn't fucking know but I don't do a fuck I'll talk about it
apparently like what we I was we were already seeing like traces of it but
there's like variants of zombies and like we already knew there were zombie
variants like the grass zombies and shit but apparently now people are like
experimenting on zombies and there's like zombies that are full of like
radioactive waste and shit, and zombies that have been chemically altered, and
zombies that have been experimented on, and I'm just like, well of course, of
course, of course they would do that, of course, of course this is something that's
happening now, of course.
Of course this is what's going on now.
Yeah there's like zombies are like when they bite you not only do you turn but they like
have a corrosive substance inside of them and they like melt your flesh and shit.
remember as a man you must be swift as a crossing river with all the force of a
great typhoon with all the strength of a raging fire
I'm a mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Shut up.
No, that's what your mom said to you when you were born.
You shut up.
No, I wish this is mom talk then.
There's a reason why you're on the computer, and it's because your parents don't want
to talk to you.
Bro that hurts CRY THEN!
Bro follower for entire month it's said that it always happens that way.
They follow for a month and they watch every day and then one day they just say whatever
And then they'll send the message saying I'm sorry my cat walked on my on my keyboard
I'm sorry. I called you a slur
It was my cat. He's very racist
My racist cat please excuse my racist cat
I'm sorry, sorry, yeah, it was my hamster, he really raises you, and he sexes, pfft.
I'm bad.
All, all, all those things.
Where did Lil Hamster go wrong?
Lil Hamster!
Where did Lil Hamster go wrong?
You would watch an anime called My Racist Cat?
Yeah, you would, you freak.
Yeah, you would, you freaking freak.
Equal hatred for all. Wow, we live in a in a in a equality society.
You hate everyone equally, good for you!
Sorry, I was playing League of Legons and I meant to tie that to my teammates, hold
me out.
League of Leggings, nice League of Leggings
Nice League of Leggings
League of Legends!
Oh god, I gotta blow my nose, hold on.
Oh brother that was I was blowing
My nose
Guys my my my Twitter feed is nothing but Leon Kennedy stuff
It's just Leon Kennedy's though. That's all it is. Thank God. Finally. For the first
for the first time
for the first time
Let me check Nexus mods today bro let's see how many Leon Kennedy mods are there now
What a trap stamp, what?
What is that?
Is that a pinstripe tattoo back there?
One billion Leon mods?
You know they got the mods that make them naked.
I know it.
I know those things probably came out day one.
And he keeps calling him hot over and over again?
Even Hennia called him hot?
Naaam.
I mean, if even Hennia called him hot, that's like high praise, bro.
Hennia thinks everyone's hot?
That's not true.
That's not true.
Somebody made a post, somebody made a post of a picture of Leon and he's like really
And they were like, what did they feed him and I quote retweeted pineapple I hope
Holy shit people are not bad this man
This video game man
You know who's eating good now? All the Leon cosplayers.
All the Leon cosplayers, bro. They're eating good.
They're gonna have work for years to come.
Attention freaks! It's me!
Attention freaks! It's me!
Bro what a crazy day we got resident evil nine hot Leon I don't did a face reveal in her music video
What what is going on bruv's what is going on? What is going on man? Crazy. She did she did.
did for her music video vivarium is that really her I'm assuming it is she's gorgeous
I see that's her.
I have mouse fake face reveal maybe one day and my dough face reveal.
one day maybe maybe I'll show you like or if I just show you my eyes or if I
I just do an eye reveal.
What if I just do an eye reveal?
Just like Michi is Lisa from Blackpink.
What should I be?
Famous Latinas.
Famous Puerto Ricans.
Puerto Rican women.
Hey Miss Puerto Rican women, uh, let's see, uh, who's a Puerto Rican woman that's famous?
John Cena's not Puerto Rican, you liar!
We all know this, to be true.
Uh.
Do what Minto did recently, put a ping over your model's face and then remove, making
it a face, reveal.
That's cute! That's very cute!
Rosie Perez
Guys, I'm the Manuel-
Surprise!
Wait, Aubrey Puzzles Puerto Rican?
She's not Puerto Rican
Is she?
Oh my god, well her paternal family is Puerto Rican.
Damn, I guess...
That counts.
But I'm a hundred percent Puerto Rican.
But I'm a hundred percent Puerto Rican.
B. Sorry my computer's stupid.
Oh well, insert random Latina, insert random Puerto Rican woman right here and then that's
me that's how you get me
oh yeah I'm Lin-Man-Wong-Yang-Nha that's me how did you know cracking open a cold
one
I can only think of a few short Puerto Rican women like Zelina and Susu.
What if I just like, what if I just start saying that I am Zelina?
What if I say...
No I can't.
Guys, you caught me.
Are all Puerto Rican women short?
Mmm, no, they're not. They're not all short.
Isn't your sister normal? She is.
I do know a lot of short Puerto Ricans, but they're not all short.
face reveal mouse. To me you're beautiful on the inside and that's what truly matters.
Just don't ever stop being you. Hearts.
I won't. Hearts.
I don't know.
Were we playing with Monkey today?
Well, he wants to play the logging game.
But like, if that doesn't work out, like, add tons of other games that we could play too.
There's the paddle game.
There's also like a few other games that I have here.
He can play walking dead.
He wants to play.
want to play anything like story right now I don't know I don't see what he's
what he's interested in
When does Slayerspire 2 come out?
I know it's in March, I just know what day.
March 5th!
Well, the good news about this is, the good news is, it's co-op, so he won't disappear
for long because he said he'll play with me.
That is up to you four players.
Sorry I had to take my meds.
If you wanna chat a cat?
Yeah.
I don't have a cat though.
I want a cat.
I want cat bad.
I want cat so bad.
Mouse.
Mouse, I went to the gym today and every time I go there I have to wink about you and Buff while training and it motivation me so much.
For one machine I did my feet dangled off while sitting, crazy imagining that's not every seat for you.
I hate you.
I thought this was gonna be a wholesome message but not.
I'll punch you in the ear.
I don't know what to do with this.
Hmm
Shut up
Papa Dan, did you saw some of the five gifted subs?
Let me read you what Hanya wrote to me.
I hate Kate, David and Kate Daioh.
I didn't even touch Kate, but Baka David didn't trust Javi and beat Javi up, and Kate
stood there doing nothing, not explaining, but only screaming, and I was like, you
You guys are a piece of Cousinio!
Well I messaged you and I said
Heyden David are so annoying, David died for me. Thanks goodness.
Hello!
Hey yo, fuck you David.
I like David.
Fuck David.
God, you're so annoying, bro, and...
Hey, was annoying too. I didn't like her.
It's just the worst.
Yeah, the game really lays the romance on thick, doesn't it?
You don't like anyone but Clem, except for a few seconds at a time, it's true.
I don't know why, but everybody but Clem sucks.
Well, that's not true, because I like Tavi a lot.
I think Tavi was very sweet.
Tavi was very sweet.
Tavi was very nice.
I like Tavi a lot.
Season 3 is the week- I don't think it was that bad!
Have you heard the new broken law?
Unfollow game yet?
I want to!
I wanna play it!
It's on my next two playlists.
And it's only like 4 hours so it's not that bad.
I don't know, I feel like season 3 wasn't that bad, it could have been better, some of
the writing frustrated me, but I was pretty good, yes I have, actually saw the cat before
you guys saw him I knew about the cat before you knew that know about the cat
I feel like I remember hearing that 3 was the weakest. I feel...it wasn't that bad!
It was not a chicken pie! It was one of the 5 game feed subs. It wasn't that bad. I don't think it was that bad, but...it wasn't that bad.
I think for me, I think, like,
I honestly feel like if anything can be said about the seasons, it's that season 5 has
to be the most wild because it's the season that was being made when the entire company
was spontaneously combusting.
not Kate and David, Kate and Javi. I can see I understand from I understand why
Javi and Kate were form a relationship I get it because David was a piece of
shit and she thought he was dead. It is what it is bro.
He thought he was dead and he was a piece of shit and he treated her like shit
It sucks that like he wasn't dead, but it's like they were on the road for so long and it's like he
They thought he wasn't alive
That's why like even the shading lorry thing. No, but wait a minute. Wait a minute. Okay. You cannot compare
The Shane and Laurie thing, that literally happened in months.
That's a different story, bro.
That was five years.
There was five years.
It was a five-year gap.
Shane and Laurie was like months, like in literally, in...
The thing happened, and then three months later, Rick wakes up and it's like, oh shit,
my wife moved on in three months?
What the fuck?
That was insane to me to think about
because when he woke up and when he thought,
remember I came into the walk and then I'd never watched it,
okay?
I never fucking watched it.
I started watching the show
when that whole thing went down and I saw Lori,
I was like,
What?
But it was established that they were having problems before the marriage and then it's
so crazy because they did a flashback where she's talking to her friend and she's like
oh yeah we have so many issues me and Rick and then she complains that the issue is
that he's too nice and that he doesn't fight with her.
What?
like what do you mean the issues the issues that that you have with your
husband is that he doesn't fight with you
I'm sorry what
bro bitch I you know what the only thing I have to say is I you're not Latina I
It's so...
Of course it's not Latina, bro.
Of course. Of course it's not Latina, bro.
A Latina woman would never...
would never complain...
that a man doesn't fight with them.
What?
to be fair to be fair guys to be fair Shane did lie to her and tell her that
Rick died he said to her he said if I recall correctly he said to her that he
saw Rick die so to be fair he did tell her that he died and he lied to her and
and said that he died
However
However
God a few months like I just don't
Me as a person
I just don't think I could get over somebody's death in three months. I'm sorry. I don't think I could I
Just don't think I could
Maybe that's me
But even in extreme circumstances, I don't think I could, bro.
I don't think I could.
I think it would take me years.
Like a lot of years.
Like a lot of years to get over something like that.
so to me it's like yeah they did trauma bond I get it and he lied to her you
fucking lied to her he fucking lied to her and to be fair when she found out
Rick was alive like she immediately cut it off with Shane
She like immediately cut her off with Shane
The whole thing that's why that's what makes the Kate Harvey David things so complicated because
one David treated Kate like shit, okay, two
One David treated Kate like shit
to
She was already been with hobby for five years
five years. She thought that
David was dead and nobody lied to her and told her that David was dead they
both thought that David died because he never came back to find them and they
stayed at the house for like several for a few months waiting for him to come
back and he never came back and then they left so then for five years she
thought he was dead and they got close and David thought that she died too so how
come people are not coming after David thinking oh David probably fucked around
because he probably thought that she died why is nobody why is nobody talking
about that
Of course, of course, of course, because women are horrible people, because women, because
women is always the women's fault, always, always, it's always the women's fault.
5 years is different than 3 months. It's true.
That's why to me, like that whole like,
Harvey, David, Kate thing,
I understand. I get it.
To me, I just don't feel like that's like,
full on NTR though. Cause it's like,
when I think of NTR,
I think of like, in the moment,
the cheating,
and then like, they know about it.
I feel like this is, this is not NTR bro.
I'm not NTR, bro. It's not the same.
Now, here's the thing.
Here's the thing. Here's where I do put a little bit of heat on Kate, okay?
Because I feel like the second she found out that David was alive, okay?
I'm putting heat on her because you have to you have to be honest
The second if I were her
The second I found out David was alive. We have to have a talk
We got a talk bro
We got to have a chat because
five years have passed. I thought you were dead and
This is not I'm just letting you know. This is what happened
like it was her responsibility to tell David and talk to David and be like hey
bro uh so this is not gonna work but we all know that David's not reasonable so
of course she's not gonna want to talk to him because David is an asshole and
she's afraid of David because David is a tortured man who has a lot of trauma
who never got help and who takes it out on his wife and who takes it out on the
people around him and he is kind of a dick so of course she's not gonna want to
talk to him of course she's not gonna want to explain herself because she's
afraid and she's afraid he's going to hurt her or hurt the kid
Okay, guys, David's an abusive man!
Is that what you want to hear from me?
He's abusive, but he's complex because he has a lot of...
He had a lot of fucked up shit happen to him and he never got help for it.
And he takes it out on everybody else.
at himself
That's why his brain is like I was born to be a soldier. It's the only thing I know
I'm not born to be a family man. It's why I'm so mean to everybody. It's like, okay. Well, let take go then
That doesn't excuse me it doesn't excuse being abusive nobody's making excuses for him
I'm not I'm just I'm just explaining I'm just explaining to you
Just because you have fucked up shit happened to you that doesn't give you the excuse to
be an asshole.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
I had a lot of fucked up shit happen to me.
And I try very hard not to be a fucking asshole.
Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.
You know, like there's some people that they get sick and they think just because they're
sick they could be mean to people and it's just like, or like you have some sort of
trauma where you go through something and it's like
the only thing to fall her for is her shit tasting it I'm you know what
it's tough because like I could you could see that like it's tough it's
It's tough, bro. It's not that easy.
People are complex people.
You can't boil a person down to just like,
oh, that person is bad.
I'm sure there were things that he was nice or good or...
You know.
I'm sure like, there was some quality,
there was something there.
But then, unfortunately, it is what it is.
Man, that totally reminds me of this time when MGX and I broke up, so I went out to the desert to get away.
In the middle of the night, my campsite lit up and I see someone approaching from the vehicle.
I was like, hello? But all I heard was, Dame Tucozita, aha!
Dame Tucozita!
That was an alien.
Well, if he's an alien, he...
I'll get the fuck away from her.
Imagine if Ellen suddenly showed up in the walking den.
That episode where the satellite fell was wild.
Cause I didn't even, I never thought about that.
I never thought about an apocalypse happening and then all of a sudden what if one day
A satellite falls out of space.
That's crazy.
There was an episode where there was a satellite that fell out of space and it was a satellite.
And they had to go to the site and put out a fire and stuff.
He had to pull out the fire, and then Eugene was like, oh, let me get the parts from the
thing.
They're like, what about radiation?
He's like, you're worrying about radiation when we're surrounded by dead people walking
and around infecting people?
Pfft!
What about- What about the International- Oh my God!
Chat, I didn't even think about that. What about-
What if the apocalypse happens and there's people in the International Space Station?
What happens to them?
Imagine being the people up on the International Space Station wondering why they can no longer contact anyone on Earth with no way to get home.
That's horrible. That's so scary to think about.
You like literally don't have anywhere else to go.
Is that the plot of Dr. Stone? I don't know. I stopped watching him for like the third episode because I couldn't stand the fucking...
I couldn't stand the fucking main character. I just don't... I didn't like him.
Hoy tambien te quiero mucho iron mouse.
As yes.
You watch a movie about zombies in space?
I am so dumb because I remember much isn't big grandays yes grandays big
Mucho is much is mucho so mucho is a lot
Mucho yeah you can say mucho grande which is a lot big
As flawed as the Whisperer arc was one of my favorite parts is Daryl vs Beta.
There's a YouTube video someone made of that scene playing metal music over the fight gets me goose bumps every time.
Oh yeah, Daryl vs Beta, that was pretty sick.
mouse. There is a horror game called observation from years ago that is about being on an
ISS type craft something you might like
So I
Have a neighbor that lives in a cave nearby
They speak an odd language called imperial and they want to take over my domain
I have to politely show them to get off my property by hurling a few fireballs the neighbor who I
Started observation
but at the time when I played it it was June 18 2022 and I had a shit computer
but my computer was so bad I couldn't finish playing it
I gotta play it I just gotta go back and play it
Back at computer bro.
Yeah, arrow 720p screen.
I go through computers like scales, that's not true.
Yeah, thank you Starforge for my new PC!
Thank you for my new PC!
Thank you for my new PC!
My OPC is currently at my desk.
My old PC is currently at my desk.
Oh
Cherry oxy help you see uh, no nope
Nope
No, no, absolutely no, nope.
Do we have the case?
The case of my PC?
Oh my god, do you want to know what the case is?
Hey ya, Malsy, I hope it's okay for me to ask, but how do you feel about fan models?
I've been working on one for a year now and completely forgot to ask.
Also, how about today?
I love them and I appreciate them so much.
I've seen a couple people create a fan, like, fan model, uh, reference sheet art and I'm, like,
oh my god, some of them are so cute. I wanna contact them and be like, hey, can I make this into a model, like, for real, for real?
Can I make this into a model, like, for real, for real, please?
I must merge PC case with GoPrey.
So my old PC was an Iron Mouse PC that I released with Iron Side PC.
So that was my old PC and then that PC doesn't work anymore and now I'm using Starforge
PC.
She is the most incredible person in the world.
Thank you, Dolphin Queen.
Thank you.
Oh my god, I'm gonna blow my nose again.
Fuck, I'm sorry, I'm a little sick.
Oh my god, okay, I'm alive, sorry, I'm fucking struggling, yeah, we all got we so that PC
Seekies came out quite a long time ago.
Quite a long time ago, I tell you.
Quite a long time.
Connor's calling me now?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
How you doing?
Monkey!
Hi.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
nooo!
holy shit
shit
uh, are you ok?
yeah
it's a good thing you called me
why?
because I need your babysit my chat cause I don't want it
what?
Okay, go!
Do we need to join the chat together or are you already gone?
I was just about to leave, we can join if you want.
Uh, no, just go.
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Are you sure?
Yeah, go.
Okay.
Alright.
the chat screen you get to see how how the actual height of me and my my screen
as well
car using split audio because your music is on oh yeah shit sorry about that I
left my music on you're right fuck I was just vibing too much I was vibing
too much I was fucking vibing too much I'm not using split audio
Unfortunately back to low-fi which is fine too.
The most expensive thing in that image is still the monitor you're missing out on gaming
on it.
No I'm good.
I'm a firm 16 by 9 gamer.
Like a plank of wood.
Where do I put Master Chat on the screen?
I have that up.
Fuck, where's the bow?
Did anyone see it?
Oh, there it is. Oh, there it is.
There's Mouse's chat.
I can count the games that natively support that level of ultrawide on one hand, exactly.
Let me put my chat here.
See, now I have both chats on at once.
Yeah, I got a 4K OLED monitor that is beautiful right here by the kind folks at ASUS.
Oh shit.
Channel Avatar.
You asked me about making this video about me and Mouse like two days ago.
a fast turnaround. That was pretty fast. I probably won't watch it on the
stream but I will check it out. I've got it here. I'll save it. Oh, so thank you for
making it. I'll check it out. The only thing I'd ever consider an ultra
widefall is if set up a permanent racing sim. Yeah, I mean that's... Yeah, that
would probably be what it would be used for at some point to be honest.
Merge the chats while mouse had a bit of an urgent matter to attend to so I'm here unfortunately, but thank you
I could say
All videos up. I could see me was a member of the
channel here
And they made a video about me and mouse
Which is very nice of a bigger offices now. Well, we have board games tomorrow
And I'm waking up bum-fuck early
To start setting up
Uh, Paul's coming over to come help set up tomorrow morning or Paul. I'm making him wake up at like 7 a.m
We're gonna set it all up tomorrow. So we should have a fun little board game stream. It should be very fun
And uh, mr. Pro ZD and his friends are coming over so
At around this time tomorrow, we will be playing all games live on the channel and we have like
Like four cameras and streets. It's gonna be really fun
Mr. Mr. ZD is for legal matter. He's bringing he's bringing a bunch of games
He's like a he's like a sommelier of board games
He was like no no no I'll bring I'll bring six people. I've got games for six people. I won't I won't allow five
I won't allow four. It's six. All right. Okay
There should be fun no Beyblade that will happen Beyblade will happen
Hi, I'm Monkey Fridge Review Room reviewer. So good. Maybe considering a pet review.
Maybe. Pet review. But the thing about pet review is that like with your rooms and your fridges,
I can make fun of you. I don't want to make fun of your pets.
And that's that's where most of the fun moments come from.
would you ever run or play in a long-term tabletop? I mean like I'm not saying never but the main
thing that I wanted to do is capture that like feeling of board games with your friends when
everyone is invested but every stream ideally play a different game so that it doesn't require
you know everyone to be invested the entire time but not saying no to it like I think
I think gloonhaven could be really fun, so I think yeah, not really against it, but I think I answered this question quite often, so I don't want to talk about it too much.
Let me get mouse's chat up as well, we got my chat on screen and mouse's chat behind me.
So yippee, yippee.
Do you think you'd want to do D&D campaign? No, I'm good.
I don't like I really enjoyed D&D. Maybe I it's a commitment thing for me
It's quite a long thing and I don't think I enjoy it more than other types of games
But I do I think we fun to watch there. Oh my
We did he finish Resident Evil 9 I did I
Told I told June the VOD the VOD guy. I was like get that up ASAP my friend
So we'll see we'll see how quickly you can get it up
But it is going to be like a 15 hour VOD.
And YouTube sometimes just takes a long time with processing.
Takes a long time processing these VODs.
I'm looking at the old VOD too.
Oh, my God, so many VOD watches.
This is so nice, dude.
Are you making the gremel in place?
Let's play this by two. Whoa, I'm not making the Gremlin play side this by two.
The Gremlin is going to play side this by two because the Gremlin wants it.
The Gremlin does not concern herself with other games when Slay This By Two is out. Hold on.
Why did my string cut off while Fancy 14 like it was a slob?
Oh my god, I took one bite out of that Stroopwafel and it went everywhere.
Oh my god.
My god.
Here's the thing, I would be impressed if Gaunt plays a lot of it.
Just because the round we've won is tough to get through.
I do want to play more of it, but it's a big commitment to play that game.
But I really enjoyed what I did play and so knowing that I played the worst part of it. That's exciting
Kind of will never see this behind him sore it bitch
Also, you can't really skip it. Yeah
But I'd be cool
Any plans to play a fallout or is the hype dying after the show?
I don't think so
I think people are always stoked to see for fallout it seems like one of those games that just has a
Like people who like fallout are always down to watch people play fallout
It was that first time so I will probably play it soon
I don't know when but that's probably the next game I want to play
a big game
Yes
Happy D's Gildewi chat
Today is St. David's Day. It is the, I guess, like, I guess, like the pseudo whales day.
When I was in school during this day, we would kind of get the day off, but not really.
We would just kind of do Welsh stuff all day, which meant that we would have to
come into school with a, with a badge that was either a leak or a daffodil, which
uh leak is the vegetable of wales and daffodil is the flower of wales so you would uh wear that
and then we would do walsh activities which uh was uh basically folk dancing if you will
or we call it down to quadin which me and pete kind of did uh and we would do kivadi which is
kind of like slam poetry uh and we would just play music and then talk about wales
there Miku leak dude wash leak is so good I miss it now
Slap did a video on reviewing his slime presentations from when he was a kid I
would have destroyed those right after I don't know how the hell he has those
still I want to hear you do slime poetry well it's called like
So basically you would kind of act out a poem.
You wouldn't be dramatic.
You'd kind of tell it very like, I don't know how to.
It's very odd.
It's a very hard thing to explain.
You basically just, like you're in some kind of like,
like you're a Thespian in a old theater.
You're kind of regaling a tale almost.
It's kind of, yeah, I just slam poetry,
but not really slam poetry, it's a bit different.
Not even energetically, I think like, it's a hard thing.
You should show us.
No, I was never good at it.
My teacher told me to fucking never do it ever again.
They were like, please never fucking do it.
Sounds kind of like a nice cultural thing.
Recite it with heart.
I guess that's the closest thing.
The closest thing.
Complete off topic question, your masters in apex.
I hit it one time.
It was when it was when one of the seasons where it was actually hard to hit it not one of the seasons where it's bullshit and you get free
But we are checking out marathon later today
We did get a cheeky little sponsor, so we're gonna play marathon later, which I'm excited
Which is totally unrelated to apex obviously, but we play that later. That'd be fun to see
Buff what a buff do hi buff
Hey buff
Hi.
Off topic, have you seen freeway news episode dropped a few days ago in its peak?
Uh, I'm waiting for all of it to come out.
I'm going to binge it.
I'm going to binge it because I made the mistake of watching JJK weekly.
And it is so hard to remember everything week by week in JJK.
Not that it's not that it's the same show, but I really enjoyed freeway
in the first time when I, when I've been in anyway.
And then when I got to the weekly parts, I was like,
I don't think it matters. I think I've been spoiled by most of JJK now or the big pop points. Is it just so ingrained in pop culture? But it's fine. It's I'm into the ride.
It's fine. It's I'm into the ride
I'm gonna if it's come Netflix
Jojo next month, I'm so ready for Jojo dude. I'm so ready for Jojo
Oh, it just came out whoa, oh damn they just released this last month what the heck
Let's watch a trailer for this. I'm down to watch a trailer for this
Sorry mass viewers we are watching a trailer you're welcome to come in and watch
Mastery back in brief moment we really liked Fury so I am down to oh hello oh my
god are you okay why she kill you
we're talking about something I was just like I just made a joke right I made a
joke I made a joke and I was like I was like mom we should just move to LA
why did you what what what is the joke what's the we were just talking about
something and I just said we should just move to LA and then my mom was like
What does that mean?
didn't understand when I said we should move to LA and she said she thought I
said mutale which is nothing it's just like a nonsensical word that is your
humor
I'll be like an Instagram video but I'm gonna be like this is maybe that bro
Maybe the fact.
I'm glad you just couldn't be alone.
Okay, I'll accept.
Oh man.
Right, I want to watch this trailer.
What trailer are you watching?
Do you know the game Fury?
Yeah.
They released a new game while you...
climb a mountain.
That game has been out for over a month.
Ha ha ha!
Okay, I didn't know, and I'm gonna watch the trailer now.
Why are you judging me?
Everybody's played that game already.
Nobody's played this game?
Yes, literally everyone.
Literally D.G.O. played it for like two weeks.
I...
Literally everybody's played it.
I don't know who that is.
Ray played it.
You finished it.
finished it she did she did finish the game she 100% of the game that must be
good then I I want to play it too I think it looks really cool but I get
distracted I started playing walking dead well this was very popular I was busy
guys it was super popular for like a month never heard of this game guys brand
new game just dropped. It looks nerve-wracking. Oh damn, the falling looks scary. Wow, they
crash out like you too. What? What is that supposed to mean? They crashed out when they
fell. If you never crash out. I don't crash out. You crash out all the time. Speaking of
PC cases, is there any chance we will get an iron mouse themed PC case from Starforge?
I'd love to get one considering I missed out when you had the iron side PC case. I
Two would love to get one.
Hopefully maybe one day we could.
What?
That what?
Oh, chat said that they wish that there could be
a StarForge IronMouse PC case
and I said I would love to get one.
And hopefully one day maybe we could.
I think that would be really, really cool.
Oh, sounds like it might be a possibility.
I hope so.
Who knows?
Who knows?
Come as default mode is crash out.
It could be.
Who knows?
Hello!
Who you helloin?
Chat?
Oh.
Why, you don't want me to hello chat?
No you can hello, you can hello, you can hello.
You want me to hello you?
You sat there and said hello to you?
You did say hello to me and you also exclaimed my name very loudly.
I take that back.
You can't take it back, how the frickin' take it back?
a clanker say it to me use that GPU farm he's shu on it's so on that you sound
okay that's not saying it to me it literally is reversed the text what a
useless website it's literally what it is though it's
It's in reverse!
Who ya? How is it?
You just got reversed buddy
It just sounds like how you normally talk
Who knows? I don't fucking sound like that in normal way
What the hell are you talking about?
What the frick?
That sounds like you when you play Resident Evil mine
When you can't get past the basic, basic boss
You didn't even watch me play Resident Evil mine
But we don't know
get to the fat guy and you kept me like how are you past him he's fat he was
pretty fat he was pretty fat but you know what well that was very fucked up
you know to get past him but I did get past him after multiple attempts so you
look like you didn't do multiple attempts of things first attempt for me
I will please I never got caught by that guy I never got caught by the first bad guy
mmm is that so I did it is that so I didn't I avoided him but I was afraid of him at first
because I didn't know how I was gonna get passed the hallway no spoilers please it's not spoilers
there's a bad guy that's not spoilers I don't think it's spoilers I got caught by um which
Which one was the one that caught me?
It was the tumor heads because I was so surprised when they started like jumping out.
Tumor heads?
Yeah, the tumor heads because I didn't know that they were gonna mutate and they would be hard to kill
and then I was like, oh I wonder how many shots it will take me to pop their head
and then seven bullets and they still had heads and I'm like, what the fuck?
Yeah, after a certain point, I should have to like try and avoid them.
Ah, is that kind of bad?
Yeah.
What?
I feel like I had a way of killing them.
Maybe I didn't.
You do.
Oh yeah, I would always save the big bullets in the head.
And the big bullets.
So you had the big bullets and the purple things.
couple things oh the pop would that work on them yes I never I never tried it worked
on them wait were you never using the purple things no I used it I used it
um sparingly though oh my god yes barely I see sparingly I used the purple thing
on the chef guy oh I did that too because the chef guy was scaring me and I'm
I'm like, oh my God, that guy's gonna come and kick my ass.
And then I was like, you know what?
I wanna surprise him and I'm gonna purple him
and I purpleed him and he exploded.
And then you get the key to that room.
Yes.
But if you know that there was, we missed,
I don't know, you probably didn't
because you probably already knew this, but.
Yeah, we're probably out of.
There's a sixth coin.
A sixth coin?
Did you get the six coins for the thing in the locker?
In the safe? Yeah, I did, but at the safe, I got the coins.
Did you get the thing at the end, the last?
Did you get everything from all the lockers?
Yeah.
There's a coin that you can get,
an extra coin that you can get
if you shoot at the number on the gambling table
and it lands on the number, you get a free coin.
Oh, shit, I didn't know that.
Yeah, I don't know that either, but now I'm like sad because I was like, fuck, I passed that area.
Did you do gamble with chat?
Yeah.
Which is the same three numbers over and over again.
Don't tell them that.
I'll tell them that.
Well, they know now.
Now they know.
A lot of people lost a lot of points during that segment on my channel.
Same three.
I lost a lot of points.
What was the number?
I know it was 715.
What was the other one?
20.
I think it was a 27 or something.
Oh damn.
Alright, well there you go Chad.
That's how you get the bonus coin.
For 29.
Well you don't even need to get them all because getting the two saves and picking up
most of the coins you could buy will stop.
I missed the coin and I never got the last one.
What was the last one?
It was the increase for the blood thing, right?
Yeah, that was very useful.
Fuck.
Sad. That was very useful.
I missed it.
Double kill is useful later on too.
Do we go back in that area or no?
Uh...
You wanna answer that?
No, don't answer it.
Alright.
Don't answer it.
Don't answer it.
You probably, you probably not.
After the base ring, yes.
Oh, okay, never mind then.
Array.
That singing zombie that was me, that's what's going to happen to me if I turn into a zombie
that's going to be me.
You just like go into the mansion and you say, what is that?
I'm like, how come a discord mod's not here?
was the chef that was him failed the chef was a discord man yeah okay exploded him
bro I was a guy in the hallway I was a guy in the hallway make it big guy
I
Don't want what
You strike up the game the game log riders
Are you excited about the game?
I'm hoping it doesn't make us hate each other. I mean
Make us
What are you coming up? Oh, yeah
What does that mean?
Oh my god, I opened the game. It's doing that weird thing where it keeps resizing everything on my screen.
Oh, I hate that.
There's also a paddling game that came out too. And there's other games if you want to try.
I saw that one too. Yeah, we can we can see how this game goes.
Oh, so you can make two.
Oh my god.
Yuck.
Oh my god, I'm getting absolutely flash-panged.
Oh.
Yuck.
Oh.
Oh.
Maximize window.
Well, I've never heard of a brutal slow-screening call button before, but now I will take it.
Hey Jack, I'm getting the holy bit rate.
Yeah, it's...
What does maximized window mean?
I think it's mean the borderless.
Okay, got it, so...
That was a bit of a challenge when we got there. I did see the paddling game as well.
They had, like, a combination sale or something, or something at all.
Borderless.
Right.
What the fuck?
And moved all my windows!
And moved all my windows!
Moved all my windows!
Okay.
Surely you can fix that.
I can't I'm a professional streamer
I don't like my windows being disturbed
First off
What's up? Oh there's audio
There's audio in the background
Yeah there's, but we don't hear that right?
We're like, we're like stuck together, I think
Trail?
Unless you want to use that mic
Ooh, so let's hear the mic sound in the game.
That'd be funny.
Alright.
Could be fine.
Now it says like 100 tabs open?
No.
Buddy, it's 100 in each monitor.
Not anymore, not on this computer.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I must have been the hardest part of feeling any computer.
It's like, what happens to all those...
What if I need the Wikipedia tab for Circumcision Open?
I just need to keep that open.
Is that something you have open on your computer all the time?
No, I'm sad I'm doing a parody of your computer.
I think that's very telling.
Why you should bring that up?
What are you eating?
A stoop waffle.
What's that?
What's a stoop waffle?
Oh my god, do you hear me in the game?
No.
Do you hear me?
you hear me fuck I hear you in the game yeah you sound exactly the same as
just called oh we can meet yeah wait no no hello what maybe you're mic in the
game okay I don't hear you in the game for some reason I don't know why oh I
have to leave the lobby to do it oh my god okay that's fine yeah me leave
Oh, yeah, let me check my yeah
Voice activation
I'm gonna be moving my mic is working in game now. I'm not sure what is this game a posture. Hello. Oh
You didn't mean game. Nope
perfect
You should do what a stoop waffle is. It's so good.
How do you spell it?
Uh, S-T-R-O-R-P waffle? Stoop?
Stoop waffles. Oh.
What the heck? These are like crunchy cookies.
Crunchy cookie? No, no, no, no.
They're like a cookie and you have stuff in it.
like two thin waffles that are like glue together with caramel.
Well, it looks like it hurts my teeth.
No, no, no, they're very soft.
No, like the sugar.
Oh, yeah, but I mean, you gotta have a sweet treat once in a while.
That's really sweet.
Oh yeah, that's very sweet.
And it looks like how many calories does it have?
Oh.
My one doesn't say. Oh, here you go.
Too many. It's a lot.
In long, it's like 200 calories.
It's quite a lot. It's so good.
You normally put it above your coffee. I'll try one bite.
Alright, I'll get you one.
You'll get me one?
Yeah.
You send it to me?
I can, I can, I have sources. I can get you one.
You have sources? What's the source?
The sources.
The source of what?
The people, the kind people of the Netherlands.
The Netherlands?
Cinterklaas.
Okay, so we're on a log.
Yeah.
That's fine.
We can emote.
I didn't emote.
Oh, E.
E
Wouldn't be a classic friend game without some emotes
Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I see so this is a
Wait, how do we how do we turn this thing wait?
Fuck do we turn this
maybe
But oh
Fuck
Well, so if I go backwards you're going backwards right now, right? Okay, so oh yeah, I have to go backwards while you go forwards. Oh my god. Oh
No
Oh hell no
No.
We can do it.
You don't think?
We can do it.
Yeah, we can do it.
I think we're doing fine.
It's your turn.
You got a turn.
You got a turn.
There you go.
Okay.
Oh.
Vlad, why don't you skip three days?
Wait, is that how many time points there are?
Wait, is that how many chips there are?
Yes, and this is one map.
That's crazy.
No, no! Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, we gotta stop, we gotta stop, we gotta stop, stop, stop, stop.
Oh, what if I don't wanna stop?
No, stop, stop, stop, stop.
What if I don't wanna stop?
I'm crashing out here.
Okay, what you're doing is-
I thought you said you'd never crash out.
Okay, I don't until you just keep doing this dumb shit.
What? Don't see it!
You can stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Okay, new rule.
What's the rule?
Every time we are close to hitting something, you just go forward and you keep going forward and then backwards.
That's not true.
You go forward, then you go backwards, and you're hoping that I'll be able to fix it.
No.
Okay, it doesn't work that way.
No, no, of course not.
That's what you're doing.
I can see you doing it.
See what I mean?
You're doing it again.
I'm just rocking back and forth.
What's the problem?
What's the plan here?
what's the plan here what are you doing I don't know what's the plan for you
what plan are you thinking okay well okay let's let's establish the rules of
how this log works okay okay what's the rules so if we want to turn like you go
wide and I stay like you know you don't like rules you don't like the
fucking fabric of society no I'm joking you fucking deserve that so when you go
forward and I go backwards yeah why did you go backwards go forwards go forwards
see we turn and then to turn your the other way you go backwards and I go
forwards so it's pretty simple so you know we just need to get in the habit of
you know so you know go forward when I can turn us let me see like you killed me
good riddance that rocks in the way yeah I got it you gotta go forward I'm
going forward there we go see he's not good yeah
Okay, that I didn't realize that would stop us
It's gonna stop us. It's a checkpoint flag
What do you reverse reverse there we go
Reverse reverse reverse reverse. Whoa, what are you doing?
This is impossible
It's unfair my side. There's two brains on your side this quarter
I have a brain on my side yeah yeah really yeah oh my god what oh oh there's a
the chest let's get it let's get the chest get the chest
I require that time yes you go forward and return see how do we open it oh we
got two coins rich so now you reverse I go forward see and then we turn you got
it this one this one I don't know
now now you need to turn you go straight
then I go what I go reverse
oh oh my god we did it
oh my god oh shit
nice oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
that's okay it's okay I see I think you've got it now
you're natural you I was waiting on you for you to turn that
sorry no it's okay it's okay
I think you've got it now.
I always had it.
Uh huh.
Wait.
We can just ignore these things.
Where if we just...
Oh.
No, no, no, no, we can reverse.
Reverse?
Reverse.
Are we stuck?
No, no.
Can we get like this and then we get hot turn now around this tree?
No, no, no.
Go forward, go forward.
You like this.
That's it.
can we go like this and then we get hot ton now around the street no no no go
forward go forward you like this smart and then you need a ton of us now
I'm reversing we're just fucking full on ton like that okay we can we can go
through here so reverse reverse the whole way reversing I'm reversing I'm
I'm reversing, I'm reversing.
Okay.
Hold on one second, I'm sorry, hold on.
Sure.
I got it, Branson's got a load.
Coming up boys, I'm done here.
Oh shit, what the heck?
You just got so many subs, what the fuck?
I don't know what's going on.
Oh nice.
What in the world is this game?
You never fuckin' ridden a log before in your life, buddy?
I'm back, sorry.
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Honey, did you-
There you go.
...for the 200 gifted subs?
What the heck?
That's insane.
That is insane.
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
Sorry, sorry.
I'm gonna need to get to this game already.
You think so?
Yeah, I could done.
Never mind.
I sent you a message.
Okay.
You can take 10 if you need.
Yeah, I might have to take some time in like 20, 30 minutes.
No, that's fine. I'll just have a chat with the chat.
I can send it. Send it. Send it.
I'm sending it.
Oh, good.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, line it up. Line it up.
I just realized those fishies are lined up.
You gotta reverse a little bit.
You gotta reverse a little, okay, okay.
Let's reverse, reverse, reverse.
Okay, let's line it up.
That's all right.
That's okay, that's okay.
Whoa!
Whoa.
Okay, hold up, hold up, don't panic, don't panic.
Don't panic.
I said it's panicking.
I'm not panicking.
All right, go forward.
All right, now, now, I go backwards
and you go forwards, okay.
So whenever we like go forward like that you got to go the opposite way whenever you go the other direction
So I'll go
Okay, you just keep you just hoping stuff will happen you just keep pressing back
What is this stop water pouring me stop water pouring me
All right, just kill us both. Just kill us both. Get us out of here.
Let's go back to the checkpoint. Let's die.
What if I don't want to die?
Let me get this...
All right, there we go.
Okay, so you need to... I need to reverse a little bit, okay?
I think... Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
What if I don't want to die?
Okay, let's line it up.
There we go.
This is a ridiculous oh
Shit
Fuck little cheeky fox. Oh, no, I'm taking killers
You need to go forward
Fuck
Yeah, you go forward
Oh shit!
Okay, we just gotta line it up and then send it.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Hang on. Okay, how long is it? Pretty good.
This is so fine.
No, no, no, wait!
Alright, I fucked up, I fucked up.
Okay.
Fuck's sake, why is it so narrow?
Okay, so close.
Okay wait, oh fuck.
Don't die.
Okay, I think I need to back up and go forward.
Okay.
Yay!
Oh my god.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
Oh my god!
We did it!
We did it!
Oh fuck, that's you. Yeah, you need to turn.
And then I need to turn now.
And then you need to go.
Oh!
Time?
You, you, you, you need to turn your turn.
You, you gotta turn it.
I'm turning it.
Oh!
Holy shit!
Oh god!
Again?
you're the one to turn right you gotta go back
oh my god
that's you
oh my god
that was so close holy shit
come it's me
no no no it's like
go something forward
I realize that makes it harder
keep going keep going
what?
move!
Hey, we got it, we got it, we got it, all right, so you turn, then I turn, okay, and
then it's my turn now, oh, a little tight on that, oh!
Okay, all right, I believe.
Me too.
Okay, keep going, and I turn.
So you gotta keep going forward?
So I realize that like...
Oh.
I'm gonna fucking kill us both.
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
We could have let it.
I realize that like, when you back up, like, I can't just hold the button down
And now I need to like, re-press it.
Yeah.
AAH!
Fuck!
It's a little tough, cause you lose like all your speed.
WAH!
Oh my god.
Oh.
Wait, we need to-
Hold straight, hold straight.
Nice.
HAHAHA!
Oh
No, hold straight. Hold straight. You know hold me straight. You know hold me straight. I was holding straight
Yeah, yes
Okay
Like that, that was my fault
God, that was my fault
e10 e10
it's you
okay okay this i can hear the f**king clamp music
okay hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up
yeah i'll be there wait i innocent i got the channels wait wait stop
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Let me stop!
Stop me!
Let me stop!
Yeah, go back. Go back. Go back.
Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. Wait, wait.
Wait?
Let me get a little bit more?
Are we going to turn a little bit more?
OOF!
OOF!
Ok, there's a fuck up.
Oh, God.
Ok, fucking for ten.
Oh, god, oh god, oh god, oh god.
You go and turn. You go and turn.
Yeah, ok.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, perfect. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!
Wait, but we're kind of okay.
We're kind of okay.
Okay, how do we get out of this?
Okay, hold up.
Alright, well...
Yeah, you all are sure.
Alright, hold on.
Nice.
We're stuck, hold on.
R.
Oh yeah, easy.
How's it you?
I'm sorry.
Send it.
Check it out.
Hold on.
Oh my god.
Okay this is a, uh, yeah, like that.
sorry yeah this is kind of confusing a lot of checkpoints holy shit what are we
back up back up back up no no keep back it up keep back it up don't don't stop
back it up right now straight there we go there we go okay now keep going
straight and then I back up
no no no no no
listen to me
oh speech coins
okay now you back up
I'm backing I'm backing I'm backing
now stop now we go straight
oh what is this
are you turn okay
we gotta get through this minefield
minefield
yeah there's mines
obviously there's mines
stop
a minefield. I just thought it was just like oh cool easy tree bar.
Well I mean it looks very narrow okay I mean I tried my god I'm not a slime
uh no no keep going keep going straight you got no no go straight
yep what okay what okay what do you mean fuck it
fuck it what the fuck do you mean fuck it fuck it
what it what it
I'm trying my god, I'm fighting for my life here, I'm fighting for my life.
Well you, me.
Okay, you gotta turn in now, okay.
Bro.
I can't do this. I can't freaking do this, guys.
Can you...
...please?
I'm seriously considering saying a slur, so I don't need to do it.
Do it. Do it. Go ahead.
Which one would you do?
I want to hear this.
I want to find, uh, like a 1920 slur, uh, for a, uh, for a Latina.
I wanted to show outdated.
There's only outdated ones that don't say anymore.
And then I hit my hip enough anymore.
What the fuck on it?
It's like when I watched The Godfather, and I was watching it with Pete, and I was like,
what is that word they're saying?
And it was like a derogatory term for Italian Americans I'd never heard of.
They don't say anymore. I don't know what it was.
That was when I was playing walking dead, one of the guys said a bad word,
And I didn't know it was a bad word. I was like, what the fuck is that? And I was like, mouse, no! And I'm like, what?
What is this? I don't want to say it because now I know it's bad.
Shit. The star with W? Yeah, that was the one. That was the one.
Be baiting us? Do we have the pass? I'm just, I was just, nobody actually says that word anymore.
I was just wondering cuz I was like what the hell is that word?
Slur baiting, I'm slur baiting.
Slur baiting.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Whatever that'll be.
Okay, now we can use the tree to our advantage.
I'm perfect, see? We're fine.
I think we're fine.
Slur maxing? I'm again slur maxing.
Up to their maxing room.
Up to their maxing room.
Oh, God.
Me and 2015 called.
This is up to you.
Kind of, we could just go around.
Can we go around?
We can.
Okay, let's just try it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay, so this is, I gotta back it up a little bit
and then you gotta back it up.
Actually, maybe I don't know.
Maybe we can just get through this.
There was some jank going on before
where I could definitely get through this shit
like forcing it it's like maybe if you reverse now we can kind of like you said
I mean we can like reverse through it we're gonna get up the hill so we need to
back up then go all the way around go all the way around oh wait wait like this
yeah yeah like this and then you need to back up now and then now I go forward
No, you back it up. Now, tell me the answer, I mean.
Okay, now you can just go forward.
I'm going forward.
It's not cheating.
Ah, using your brain is not cheating.
Okay, we won't do this again for the next one.
Hey, if that don't have to leave it there, I'm done enough to take advantage of it.
You gotta hit the checkpoint there.
Let's do it.
I'm gonna hit it backwards.
Yeah!
Alright.
Oh shit.
Okay, just suck it, just send it.
Wait!
Reach back some losses.
As long as both of us don't die.
It's fine.
Yeah.
Oh, well you said I was going to start.
You're an expendable loss here, unfortunately.
It'll be me next, though.
Oh yeah, yeah, nice, nice, nice.
I wonder who just two years of this?
Can you go back up?
Yep, and, okay.
I don't know, it's my turn.
Okay, let's put it.
Get back up, back up, back up.
Oooooooh!
No!
No, we cannot fail right here.
Wait, actually, maybe we should go to this game.
It didn't fail.
Oh shit.
That's fine.
Acceptable losses, I'd say.
What the fuck, man?
Fuck you.
I hit the fucking pole and I died.
Fuck.
We would have made it through that, too.
Yeah, send it, send it.
Oh, no, we had that.
Fuck.
Wait, no, no, no.
No, no, no, move me out of the way!
You gotta...
House!
I'm fine.
Oh my god.
Finally. Finally an acceptable loss.
I'm an acceptable loss.
Really?
No.
I'm not gonna roll at all.
Okay.
That's fine by me.
Play the game by yourself now.
bro what the fuck what the fuck
oh yeah well we can't die now
Oh, you're playing now though.
I am.
Oh, so now you're back.
I'm back when I want to be back.
I'm back when I want to be back.
I'm back when I want to be back.
Okay.
Except for the loss.
If you say it again, I'm...
I'm ending.
That's a thing of what?
I'm running stream you're gonna end stream yep, you're gonna end stream even though you just went live yep
I Highly doubt that I will don't test me
I doubt it. You don't think I'll do it. I
doubt it. You don't think I'll do it
No, I don't think you would
But you wouldn't I would and then if I do it you're gonna feel so bad and you don't follow this me for like two days
Would you raid me?
No.
Yeah, I would feel that.
Well, luckily you even died, so I don't have to say it.
Obviously, the time comes I'll have to say it.
And then I will do it.
Alright, can you help me out a little bit here?
So you turn situation.
You got a little chest?
Oh yeah?
I was hoping it would be 10 coins.
Why is the checkpoint?
Why can you hit it?
Well, we can't blazin' through this game so far.
You think so?
I mean, yeah, I feel like we've even really encountered much of our ship.
Uh, you gotta... yep, okay, nice.
Oh, how about this, you ma-
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Terrible apology
You get to stay live there now you're welcome you'd say face
Say it again. I'll do it
Think I'm joking
Unacceptable losses that one that was really unacceptable
unacceptable unacceptable unacceptable
if you if you quit streaming can I be
stringy why I mean I'm as we use it
you're not gonna use it okay you'll be
careful here the rocks all going to the
side that you're going towards what would
What would you even do?
My channel?
Uh, I would go live as I'm asked.
I have the model.
You have one TV model.
That's enough.
That's not enough.
That's not enough.
No.
Can you sing?
Yes.
you put on a performance yes okay to tend to the wall nice nice nice nice can I put up
can I put on a performance yeah I can yeah I think I can oh fuck that bullet
just spawned I know we have to hurry wait go back it's fine it's fine oh god
It's not oh god
It's fine
Technically was an acceptable loss
We did
You know do it so I'd say that was one. What do you do another?
What do you do?
Okay, but I was just talking in
I told you not to say it!
I told you not to say it!
I told you not to say it!
I just had to mention
about the gameplay as a streamer
to talk about the game.
I don't know what you want from me.
You're a shit streamer.
I'll become Latina. Is that what you want?
What are you saying?
I'll become Latina.
How?
There's got to be some trial I can do.
It's a rile!
Like at the end of Indiana Jones.
Like a series of tests to determine if I truly am.
I'm going to kill myself.
The thing is like, hold on, hold on a second, he's on to something here.
That Latino exam.
Bruh, not the 7-day free Latina trial.
Yeah!
Can I redeem another free trial?
Why do the boulders still move in the poles?
I don't know.
We're so close to the checkpoint, let's get there.
You gotta get forward, I think.
You gotta get forward.
Then I gotta go back.
What would you say sorry?
I'm in my stream.
No you're not.
I'm Sam.
No you're not.
Why would you do that?
You think I'm joking.
You're gonna hit the checkpoint.
Fuck.
Get back up!
I'm in the petrol death machine.
Back up!
I have bad news.
I can't move.
You can't move forwards or backwards no I want an apology no I'm not apologizing for that
I want to use your nose to this okay three two one password go you can't back up or back
Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.
This is your fault.
I can't, we're like stuck.
This is your fault, this is your fault.
Oh my god, let's get all the way back here.
All because you wouldn't let me be Latina.
That's so fucked up.
You can't be Latina.
I can try.
You can't be Latino, you can't be Latina.
I can be both.
I'm trying.
You can't be either of them.
Okay, by the way, you gotta lock in, Twin.
Oh
What do you do?
No, no, no, no, why are you backing up? Why are you backing up?
Now you back up and now we're gonna line it up. Okay. Okay. That's much too much. Oh, we're correct. It's good for look at Ford
Thank you. Okay. Nice. Beautifully done
Okay, you ready?
and go
This way to the side
There you are you set me up a little bit. Yeah, and then I'll turn us a little bit and putt yep nice nice
Hmm
That is gonna hit one of us
Probably me
Well, I could say something but I won't you better not
Men of silence to this generation good
Okay, don't don't no, no, no, please please don't do that again back up back up back up back up back up
Son of a-
SON OF A WHERE?
I am-
Fuck!
Oh, okay, nice.
Okay, fuck me.
Oh, fuck me!
This is the-
I'll go backwards.
Okay.
Are you- are you with us?
Okay, now I- okay, and, come, girl.
Oh!
Fuck, I just watched Turkey.
What?
I got a fucking...
FUCK!
I got a free hair transplant there.
FUCK!
How did that not count as getting it?
I don't know.
No, you gotta back up and I gotta go forward.
Okay.
We'll tap it lightly.
Boom.
Six.
no go back no oh my god you only you can turn that way
there you go then I can turn as now just keep going straight what is this
Oh no!
Hold on, hold on, you gotta turn.
Okay, and let's go straight.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh shit!
Okay, perfect, perfect.
Okay, okay.
Oh my god.
Okay, then I turn, you go forwards.
One forward, one forward, one forward, one forward.
No, no, no, you got to turn back.
You got to go back.
One back.
Okay, wait, too much, too much, too much.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on, I can turn towards me.
Nice, okay.
Yep, straight.
Okay, hold on.
You go straight, you go straight, you go straight.
You got to go forward.
Back, back, back, back.
Forward, forward, forward, forward.
Don't rush, don't rush.
You turn, you go back a little bit.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yeah, we gotta, we gotta get wise here, I think, because I'm gonna die if I touch that.
But I think, yeah, I kinda line it up a little bit, a little bit more.
So you gotta turn, you gotta go back, you gotta go back.
Line back?
Yeah, like that.
Okay, oh!
Oh, oh no, what are we doing?
Okay, how the fuck do I fix this?
What do we do?
Oh!
Okay, okay, hold on.
Oh my god.
Oh!
We're recovering.
Go, go, go, go, forward, forward, forward, go.
Nice.
Did we get a checkpoint?
Checkpoint.
Okay, let's reach spawn.
Oh my god.
Nice.
Uhhh.
What the?
You're- you're- you're on purpose.
I was waiting for you to turn.
Just keep going.
Yeah?
Yeah, it's a-
Okay, so you got a back you have to
uh...
uh...
uh...
uh...
uh...
uh...
I am heavy!
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Oh, no! Go forward, go forward!
I'm going forward, I'm going forward!
Okay, okay, there we go, we got this now.
You gotta go forward, and then I gotta go back.
And then now, boy, hold on, hold!
Hold down, hold down, hold down.
Now you have to go backwards and I have to go forward.
Oh my god!
Oh my this is hard holy shit.
Oh it's hard what the fuck?
Wait but I feel like if we make it close enough we could probably like land safe.
Yeah I think so too.
Okay I got a turn.
There we go.
Nobody watch your back!
Okay.
Okay.
Go forward.
Okay.
Loly does it.
Okay, and then you gotta back up in the night time.
Back up again.
Oh, nice.
Oh, I gotta back up a little bit.
Okay, and go that way.
And then, now you.
There we go. We're getting good at this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah
Nice no
You back up
No, I'm sorry
Yeah, it was my fault I should stop
Yeah, you gotta go forward here.
What the fuck?
Okay, uh, you have to back up.
Well, I'll just get myself, fuck it.
Alright, well that somehow worked.
Oop!
Oop!
Ok, go forward.
Alright.
Ok.
Huh?
Is that looking good?
All right.
Okay.
Hey, that looking good.
Nicely done. Wow.
You got it back up? Yep, nice.
You got it. You're proud now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Nice.
Oh
Marius
Oh
Hey, that was kind of tough
Yeah, that was hard
Alright, well, this one might be just send it
What the fuck
Do you like the hand?
You're so good at it.
It's my favorite.
Okay, can you back up?
I'm going.
Where's your back up?
This way.
Wait, that's just a good idea.
Right, back up.
I'm going.
Okay, now go.
Now, back up.
You need to back up and I'll go forward.
Back up.
Yeah, like that and then now we just go forward.
Okay, now you back up.
Yeah.
Easy.
I think we messed it up.
Oh wow.
Oh.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
You're back out.
Back out.
I'm backing, I'm backing.
I'm backing, I'm backing.
I'm backing, I'm backing, I'm backing.
Wait, hold on.
Okay, take this.
No.
OK.
Oh, backing up, backing up.
What is that?
I come again, back up again.
I'm backing up.
Sorry, is this the boxes or like not?
Oh.
Oh, my God, we did it.
We did it.
Wait, where does that go?
It is.
Let's find out.
Are you going to run to the end?
Well, a lot.
Line it up.
I'm guessing we have to sprint to the end.
Turn a little bit.
You go back up.
I'm backing up.
At least I'm trying to.
Okay.
Just gonna send it now.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
So we go to Africa for it.
Oh my god.
We had it. We had it.
Did we?
We did.
How the fuck do we do this?
Oh, and you gotta...
Wait, what if like...
But what if...
You waited?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Oh, okay. Go straight.
Also, only one of us needs to live.
Yeah.
Oh, it seems like it just stops.
Yeah, so like...
No, I was in like, I think we have to get through anyway, so if you touch the wall you can just die.
Aye.
Like, I have to turn?
Yep, not too much, not too much.
Let me see if I can just, like, survive this.
Okay.
What the fuck do you-
Is it just endlessly go?
I think it's gonna endlessly go.
Oh, at least you don't live. You should just live.
Oh, fuck.
Shit.
Let's keep going.
Let's try and just do it.
Oh, I'm gonna hit the wall.
I need you to turn there.
All right.
You need to back up a little bit.
I'm backing up.
I'm definitely gonna die.
I'm not sure what's going on.
We can try and wait if you want.
I have a film that's not going to work.
What if we don't press the button?
We have to press the button.
I mean what if we somehow don't?
Okay, well we can try that if this strategy fails.
Okay, so the walls stop when they get there. What happens if we just touch them?
Wait.
What are you telling us?
Oh, wait, hold on.
Oh, we can't.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, they're all stacked up.
So I think we do have to hit the button because we're going to try.
We want to not press the button.
No, we have to.
I just realized there's so many of them.
But is there an end to it or no? Yeah, there's there's
You got it back up
Fuck oh
My god, this is very hard. This is very hard. How do we do this?
We're not gonna get it
That's like that like to get closer and closer together like how do
We even do that. I think you have to constantly just have one of you survive
Man I need you to come through
What are we doing
Hi, that's all right. We're gonna reset
All right, both done. Go for it.
Okay, we immediately turn it to the wall.
Okay, nice.
This is promising.
No! What did you do?
I did it!
We did so good.
How long did it land up?
Okay, sorry sorry sorry my best.
Wait if I can just survive this.
Okay.
The next one's really close though.
I'm gonna have to like, hold on hold on hold.
Can you keep on?
I think so.
Oh nice.
I just about, okay this one's gonna be really tough.
I think I can survive this.
Okay.
You try to line it up.
Just line it up.
Fuck, you have to be kidding me.
As far as we can on the straight.
Okay.
So that we can make room and then basically just do that.
Okay.
Okay, I fucked up already.
Okay, well.
Okay, okay.
As long as one of us survives this.
Okay, we want to get forward a little bit here.
So, I'm going to go forward.
fuck me all right three two one go forward now nice nice nice bring it up
distance or we do get past these things number one easy okay I think this is fine
now I mean now now which of the dodge that's I survived this one
okay there's five layers two more after this I think I can survive this one okay
what I think we do have to do like a 90 degree turns let's go as far as we can
and then let's turn like a...
Yeah! Sorry!
This is diabolical.
Yeah, this one is really hard.
They're punishing us for skipping the other one.
Maybe.
Yeah, turn. Back up.
All right, all I fucked up.
Kind of mind-sides my bad.
All right, I'm going to turn to...
Fuck.
All right, three, two, one, go.
That's as far as we can.
All right, I'm turning towards the wall here.
I need a little bit.
I'm not going to make it.
this way yeah I guess the play way we're smart way we've to be facing the
other way oh
I didn't know what else to fucking do.
Oh my god, it is the other way, god damn it, okay, so you have to turn, okay, we have
it there, forward.
So we just get enough distance we can dodge all of them.
You don't know because no, no, no, we're too close, we're out of stuff.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, there's the wall star.
So let's go forwards.
forward
Now you want to turn towards me like this
How do I say terrorists in Spanish
nice
terrorist
terrorist
terrorist
restart
restart
3 2 1 2
help me out
Okay. Yeah, nice, nice.
Okay, no.
We're a little angled, fully.
Line it up, line it up.
You go forward, go forward.
We good?
Are we good?
Oh!
Okay, as long as you live.
Oh no, other way, other way.
Fuck!
We're fine, we're fine.
This one's a fat one.
Okay, this one's good too.
Middle and up.
Middle and up.
In the middle.
Okay, nice.
Okay.
You go backwards.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
And no mandol
They're nice. Hey, you go backwards
Now backwards now now you go backwards now
Yeah, oh
What we're stuck
I'm stuck. Oh, no. Oh, I'm stuck in here. You go back and forth. I can see I just saw you do it
Okay, you weak monster
Yeah, all right, we're doing good progress time. Yeah. Yeah
For sure
Sounds like you don't feel like we all
I know we are.
Bones!
You just went, you just went, you didn't think.
Now.
You can't, you can't do anything now.
It's not even giving me a warning.
I'm welcome.
Thank you.
What's our plan there?
I don't know.
What is your plan?
I don't know.
What is your plan?
I don't know.
I
Don't watch
Yeah, uh-oh.
Are you over this or no?
No, we can't go.
Hello?
Well, we have to fucking go in here to get over this fucking rock that's built of-
Just turn around!
I'm trying! Oh, we're stuck, aren't we?
Great.
I blame you.
No, I blame you.
Oh my god, that's uh, obviously your fault.
No, that's your fault!
Stop!
Alright, now I get to die, you pee.
You didn't die!
What do you want me to do here?
Get my fucking axe killed!
hmm you gotta you gotta back it up back it up back it up back it up back it up
okay ready wait wait that was the right time but the time is now to choose
What are you?
Like you don't even want to back up.
You like that, see?
Perfect.
We can get through the trees again.
Uh, I think you...
I back up.
You like that?
And you back up now.
Backing up.
Yeah, so I go forward a little bit and then you back up.
What the hell?
I moved him back.
We were fucking great at this game.
Ohhhh.
I should have avoided it.
It's okay.
Why? Hey, work smaller, more harder, man.
True.
They didn't have to-
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
It's fucking Jumeric Fire. Why is this log moving like this?
You gotta back up so you don't see it in turn.
Back up.
Sometimes I can tell you're not thinking.
Zach, you're laughing because you know it's true.
No.
Yes.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Be careful about that.
But I feel like this is the way.
Okay, back up.
Okay, back up.
Back up now.
back in really yes back up
please do back up we'll be turning what are we not trying to turn the slowest
tone of all time
Okay, we're gonna run through there.
That's a wing.
This tree on the rock.
You gotta, you gotta like that, see?
Okay.
Okay, I fucked it up.
Yeah, you did.
That was my fault.
That was my fault.
I really had it.
We did have it!
It was up this way.
Alright.
Yes, just keep going.
You want to say that again?
We could have had it.
Oh, we could have had it!
I'm not a fucking golden Lamborghini, too.
So
Where you got
This way there was this
Well, I was still
I got us over did I not you got us over I did this is like this is ridiculous
go go go go forward
brah
rocks got hands man
what the fuck man
What is that?
That's right.
What?
This is...
We had it on the other side.
We did, but you can't steer.
You can't steer.
this is so funny this is not funny this is not a laughing matter
I want to I want to what I want to jump up a fucking log I want to get fucking
chops like a lumberjack
Oh
Fuck it
Isn't it so fucking fun
What do you think I was going through before
You were gonna do anything you don't know what I've been through. Oh, please
You don't know what I've been through. Oh, yeah, what have you been through? You don't know what I've been through
Go on, go ahead.
You've not been through my struggles.
Oh, head, tell me about your strong goals.
Have you heard of Xanacant?
What?
Have you heard of Xanacant?
Yes, I've heard of Xanacant.
Then you know my struggles.
Oh, what if like we go in through the myth, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, I like this idea. Let's, let's sacrifice you.
I'll back out of your forward.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, you're on it.
You have to keep letting me die though.
That's the fun part, I guess.
Watch out!
Oh, that's a fun part, I guess.
Watch out!
Okay, back it up.
Back up, back up.
Back up, like...
You gotta hold back up, hold it, hold back up.
Or it's not gonna turn.
I'm fine.
I just don't...
You gotta hold it, hold it back up.
Now we see, and now you go forward.
Sorry.
What?
We're nearly out, we're nearly out, yeah.
Let me die, let me die.
Go there.
Oh, we reached checkpoint.
Nice.
Oh, my goodness.
Hold on.
Oh, rain. Wait, get the chest.
This is my story.
Oh my god.
That works? It does work.
We're almost halfway there.
Yeah, but there's a big
Yeah, a section with the checkpoints. I wonder what that is.
Oh God, how scary.
We have to go up into the cave.
Oh, dude.
We can do it.
It's just like we can.
if I become Latina what I read the same way are you gonna become Latina I'm gonna
do it I'm gonna fucking do it yeah you you are the only one who could turn right I
don't know I'm fine with my life trying to get this concept out we're fine we
could have made it on there wait we're not fine no we're not fine we're not
fine no fine well are we ever fine no no too much too much too much too much
okay you're forward I'm going forward
Connor what the fuck I'm not okay
I'm gonna show you do it. No, I'm just gonna feel like what if I like to be Latino
Don't never know what it feels like to be Latino. I just want to know I just want to know
Okay, you got a
Yeah
Well, what the fuck is this lineage in bullshit with you?
What the fuck?
Go for it.
I'm going straight.
What?
It's time.
What?
That was 10.
Nice.
Back it up.
I'm backing it up.
Got it.
Okay.
Found it.
You're the only one who can tell what's right.
Wait.
Fuck.
Fuck.
This is terrifying.
Stop what?
This is a normal ledge to most people with normal height.
I'm sorry, we're two big ass men on a log.
I'm two big ass Latino, man.
What is happening with you today?
I'm sorry, can a man not wake up and decide he wants to be Latino?
I
Didn't fucking we can make it
okay
Yeah
Don't back up just like stop. That's cuz like there's a way if you back up you'd be like a big spin
I'm not I wasn't even backing up. I'm like literally pushing forward the whole time. Are you backing up?
I'm I'm trying to line us up. We have to turn you can't press forward the whole time
time. But now you're not doing anything, which a lot, a lot, they're not. Oh my God, this
is fucked.
This is really hard.
It's perfect.
For God's sake.
We stop.
I want to restart from the bottom of the class.
What?
I don't know what you said. We stop.
Why?
We stop.
No, why?
No, don't stop.
Trust me, trust me.
reset we stop we stop why respond no we don't have to we don't have to go to
bottom I need a reset I need a reset
why do you want to start from the bottom because I want to line it up and I
I can only bother the shenanigans of fucking five point terms
Before it
Forward forward forward what are you going? Oh, this is why you'll never be Latina
Yeah, born it but then deserve it
Not like me
I'm crazy. Twitter person is like,
Conor being racist against Latino people.
Letting Latino people...
You think I go on Twitter? You think I go on Twitter?
I'm just saying.
Oh, now see, the mental reset.
You gotta get forward. You gotta get forward.
Go, you faggot!
forward
Hold on forward
Yeah, I need to go forward
Like I don't know what you want from me. I it's I cannot teach you the basic
What the heck are you talking about
That's true. He says he doesn't go on Twitter, but I know for a fact he goes on Reddit every fucking day.
I like Reddit. Reddit's fun.
You are Reddit... the Reddit troll.
Okay, how am I a Reddit troll?
You're on Reddit every day.
You have Reddit on your phone.
I check it in the mornings.
How else am I going to find out global news from the unbiased source of-
Dude has read it on his phone.
Okay, why are you saying it like it's a slug?
What the fuck?
The rogatory.
How do you say it like it's a rogatory?
Cause it's a reddit slug.
What the fuck is this?
He's a reddit slug.
I'm getting- a bank, are you reddit now?
He's a little slug.
Okay, what the fuck?
Okay, what the fuck?
Use it to get into character, okay, I just click articles on there, man. I don't read comments
That's what they all say who do you think is gonna turn us okay that direction is you you are you are obviously handling those terms
I can't do this, I can't do this.
I'm working, I'm working with an imbecile.
What did you call me?
An Incompoop, an imbecile.
There's only one imbecile here and it's you.
Yeah?
Yes.
Bruh, we were falling off and you kept going forward.
What's wrong with you?
You can't sit here and say it's just me, it's you too!
I'm literally playing perfect, I'm playing so perfect.
No, you're not!
Okay, when that happens and we are going off the ramp to the left,
you just have to let go of the forward button for half a second.
If we're falling off to the right, I'll let go for half a second.
I can hate you.
You freaking hate me.
I do.
You've clearly never...
You've never played Halo with me.
And I never will.
Because you would know I'm the best.
What does that have to do with anything?
My Master Chief goes dummy, okay?
What does that have to do with...
I never will play Halo with you, Connor, cause I don't want to play Halo.
have to do with it. What doesn't have to do with it? You're acting like it's not important.
Who wants to fucking play Halo with you?
Let's try to explain to him both of them.
Is that what you want? You want me to play Halo with you?
No. Well hold up. Hold up. Jesus. Yeah. Okay. I think so Halo next week.
Go straight. Go straight. Yeah.
Live. Live. You must. I don't know how. You must live.
Go forward, go forward, go forward.
Go forward, go forward, false it.
I can't.
I'll help you, I'll help you.
No!
There was no way for me to make it!
You could have made that.
No, Connor.
If you, you played Halo, you would have made that.
I think Connor wants us to play Halo.
No, I don't.
You do.
I want to play Gears of War.
No you don't.
You do not want to play Gears of War.
I do.
I do.
I do.
No you don't.
I do.
I'm sorry.
Are you fucking...
Latino again?
What's happening?
Yes.
What the fuck is going on?
Is the main character in Gears of War Latino?
I don't know.
I've never played it.
I'm pretty sure, you know, Marcus, is he called Marcus?
That's, I guess, I don't know, is he, you know?
No, is this even a friend that's Latino?
I can't, it's just this-
Well, he's just gonna turn 30,
and he's like, I wanna play Gears of War.
So I'm, I'm thinking I'm Latino now.
What?
Dom is.
Yeah, Dom, wait, Dom's got the best story in that game, dude.
God.
Bro Dom dude Dom was the best man Dom has the best story in that game, too
So I don't know why I saw a clipping you as a war yesterday, and I was like
Midlife crisis
It's my midlife crisis really 29
I'm running out of it like that you have to be 29 for long a mouse what enjoy the next 24 hours
enjoy the next 24 hours what does that mean enjoy the next 24 hours what is that what
What is that supposed to mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Call a guy, wish a girl a nice day?
What the fuck does that even mean?
You're not wishing me a nice day?
You're not wishing me?
No, no, no, no, no. You don't say it.
Enjoy the next 24 hours.
Enjoy the next 24 hours.
So wish somebody a nice day, Connor.
What the fuck is that?
I'm saying to the next 24 hours of your life, it's going to be a great day.
Enjoy the next 24 hours.
What the fuck are you saying?
Are you threatening me?
Enjoy the next 24 hours, Max.
Why are you threatening me?
I'm not threatening you.
I just really want you to have a nice day.
What a fucking dream, bro.
Holy shit.
It's not a threat.
It's not a threat.
Enjoy the next 24 hours.
Oh, did you send an assassin out for me?
No, I didn't just enjoy that. Oh my god. That's crazy
What crazy thing to say?
I want it crazy to wish a girl a nice day. I
Want you to if you were to randomly call someone and say that to them. How do you think you would react?
I think they would be grateful that someone cares about that day enough to wish the last day
Like, what would your mom say if you were to copy your fucking mom and just say that to her?
I'm sure she'd be happy that I was with her the next day.
No, she would not say that if you were to say, Mom, enjoy the next 24 hours.
Yeah, she'd enjoy it.
But she would not!
She'd be like, what the fuck on her?
Well, she'd understand the meaning behind it.
No, she would not understand the meaning behind it.
If you think so, why don't you do it then? Do it!
Uh, it's like, 4am in the UK.
Fuckin' lucky.
Why don't you do it at the end of your stream when it's not 4am in the UK, huh?
Okay, fine.
Why don't you do that?
It's crazy how remarkable your brain is.
what's up it's crazy how remarkable your brain it's crazy it's crazy
It's so remarkable.
It's so remarkable, so impressive.
What's the issue?
I'm just fighting for my life to turn fucking life just fighting for my fucking life
it you play this like it's a yo-yo you just put backwards and fall into the
like what's going on you're gonna
obliterate me that sounds like something
I want you to pay for it.
You see?
That's how you can tell you can never be Latino.
Why?
Because we'll just try to threaten you without being disguised as anything.
Oh, okay
It's really remarkable the way you play this game
I'm enjoying the next one hour.
So I'm going to tell them I can enjoy the next one hour.
you can see you can see with your big eyes that we are falling off on your side yet you
Power on in the hopes that life will just persevere for you.
Why are you reading? What am I?
Hello, fucking baby mouse.
What are your funny eyes?
You're such a big eyes. Use them.
Okay, now you're moving at all.
I can tell.
Get me out of here!
Get me out of here!
Enjoy the next five minutes.
What the fuck?
Okay, perfect line up, hold up, hold up!
Why are you rushing?
Are you?
Did you just yell at me?
Why are you rushing?
I was quoting Rip Lash.
See me because I can tell when you yell at me.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I would hope the volumeter in your ears is working.
Okay, what have you done here?
What have you done? Why did you do that? Why did you give up?
Why did you give up?
I did not give up.
You gave up? You fucking gave up?
You gave up? You went to Limp and you fell off the log.
What the fuck? What do you mean I went Limp?
My foot touched the floor and I died!
You went limp. Stop going limp.
Are you- are you fucking kidding me right now?
Do I sound like a man that likes jokes?
I mean, you're just entirely a joke, so...
Do I sound like a funny guy to you?
Your whole existence is...
You're lucky I'm holding the dragon in right now.
Back up, back up a little bit. Let go of the gas!
a couple of it let go let go the gas
let go of the gas
the gas
can you
see that's your problem
this is not my problem
but you will not let go of the gas sometimes
I don't understand
but fuck you
bro
sometimes you don't know how to stop
You don't know the word stop. You don't know the word stop.
You see a stop sign? You think it says Coca-Cola?
Coca-Cola?
Yes.
You don't know the word stop.
STOP! Stop!
Wait up.
Why'd you stop? Why'd you stop?
Oh, you wanted me to keep going?
Why'd you stop? Now go ahead and wait.
Keep going forward because it worked the last 500 times.
go ahead with your big incredible big brain plan we stop okay this time we're
Okay
Okay, and now this
Mouse you will have a nice day. You don't have a choice. It is inevitable. Why do they die?
Keep going
Fucking go in fucking Jesus in the cave three days later. Fuck me
They told him in Jordan I 72 hours when they come on the cross
What
No no no no what why you still gone I'm falling off. I'm falling off
I'm falling off and you keep going. What are you hoping for?
I'll back it up
Okay
Yeah, we are not lined up. Well fuck it. Just send it. What do you want to do, right?
What?
What do you want to do? What the fuck? What do you fucking mean? What do you fucking mean?
What do you fucking mean Connor?
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say the full legal name
70 Smalls I
Swear God
This was coming out. You don't feel like you accidentally say my name today
And this most today's the day if you
If you pour some pendejo
And they all I swear to God if you accidentally say my name today on Street one hour
One hour around and then she left. Enjoy it.
I literally will never talk to you like I swear to you I won't.
All those other times that I said that I wouldn't?
This time I wouldn't.
Line it up, line it up.
Little Connor what the fuck?
That one was me. It was you. Oh, I'm almost me
For real right now
Why why cuz we were gonna do it
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Back it up.
Back it up.
The angle's off. The angle's off. I don't know what to tell you.
I don't know. If you can't see that, then we're helpless.
Okay, now we got it. Send it.
I thought you wanted to do it, I thought you wanted a full send.
No, no, I said we can send it.
I thought you wanted a full send.
Anonymous Gifter, thank you for the 10 gift and sobs.
Alana! What are you doing?
What is this?
Well, this is no puppy fucking playtime 5, okay? This is a real game.
Why are you still talking puppy playtime?
Because my go marketplace didn't, I'm back.
I'm not even pleased, you can't have an opinion on something you haven't touched.
The huggie-wuggies here, it's just straight fucking physics, okay?
Lock in.
Is it locked?
Oh my god!
They've, they've a name for people like you.
What?
Terrorist.
Well, you're learning one word and you think you're, you think you're-
Hey, don't, don't, don't, don't, stop, stop, stop, stop!
I STOPPED UP!
Okay.
I think, if we go forward, we need to correct a tiny little bit, so you go first.
Fuck this game, fuck this game.
I'm stuck playing it with Timothy the Terrorist.
What the fuck?
We're just playing this up right now, and my stream right now.
Yeah, you I think you're begging for me a reason for me to give you it and the stream
I'm just saying it you just sound like you don't want to play with me so I could just leave
Now I want to play I want to play
Fucking play games. I like games. Oh, yeah, you like games
Snakes and ladders fucking okay, you corrected. Yeah, I corrected
you're welcome what you know a lot of times it's not me it's you
don't mm-hmm me mm-hmm it's you why do you keep putting a blame on me when I see
It's clearly you sometimes!
It's never been me. It's never been me in my entire fucking life.
Break it.
Okay, we gotta line it up. We gotta line it up.
Okay.
Are we lined up?
Not good enough.
I didn't get enough.
Oh, no, fuck, the angle's bad.
What if we just do it slowly?
Yeah, that was not very slow of you.
But that's it, that's it, this is it. Well, almost it.
Why are you still going? Why are you still going?
Why do you keep going when you can see that you're barreling me to my death?
Why?
To dance to me?
Dance to me?
No.
Do you seek fortune in my death?
I mean, the virtual go crazy.
Oh my god.
Okay, go.
Is this fine?
You know what?
We'll just fucking have to make it fine.
Is it fine?
We'll have no fucking choice.
We'll have- we'll have no fucking choice.
Bro.
Hold on!
Stop, stop, you're not supposed to-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax.
Okay, you gotta go forward first.
Relax, bro.
Bro, don't brawl me.
Relax, bro.
the rock the rock the rock the rock the rock I know I know we're gonna get over it
what?
go forward go forward go forward forward forward you need to go forward
Okay, okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, ok, wait, wait. Over the rock now.
So, you need to go forward.
You, get over, you have to forward.
I'm going forward, I'm going forward.
Ok, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Ok.
Now, I both go forward, slowly.
Ok, I need to correct you.
You need to use a. No, no, no.
You need to go forward now.
You want me to do it?
slowly, slowly, slowly.
Now but, no, both.
Ok now you, you need to go forward more
We can do it. We can make it, we can make it.
Yay! We did it!
Oh my god!
Yay!
Now into the cave!
Let me know what I said by the way.
What?
Your brain is not impressive.
What?
It's large.
What are you talking about?
I'm not Latina, I lied.
Oh wow, you think?
I'm sorry.
The world is budding.
I'm sorry.
The world is but a treat when you're on Easy Street.
I can never do that, Gina.
What are you doing?
I'm avoiding the thing, the thing, Connor.
I don't care about that.
What I do because it's going to-
You're minorly inconveniencing me.
What if I just quit the game right now?
Oh.
How would you feel about that minor inconvenience?
Okay, back up.
Okay, you need to back up and then let me go forward now.
Can I back up again?
God, this cam angle is actually the worst.
I think you can just go.
If I can kill me, go.
Oh, let me respawn, please.
This is how I felt this whole time.
Please.
them thunder yep I am I'm gonna run that break I'm willing to fucking add break
if you're making me do this once run ads on masses channel
I
Don't run ads not to run the ads they don't listen my mom don't listen to you
Okay, we are less than halfway. Oh my god
What what can I get a coffee I need it?
I need it, I need it.
Okay, I'll pick my man.
I'm gonna get fend too, I think.
I need a strong pen killer.
What?
I need fend.
I need fend.
I need fend.
you
you
you
you
you
When you're on easy street
Cause the world is by the street
When you're on easy street
We're on easy street
And it feels so sweet
Cause the world is by the street
When you're on easy street
And we're breaking off a good champagne
We're saving pretty on the bravytrain
When we're saving every sweet, sweet pain we've been
That's here up in Z-Street
We're so far away from the sun
Just keep going
We'll find a half a little find
We're inviting you to go and see
Why you should be on Z-Street
Why, is there only an easy street?
What the fuck?
I messed up.
Don't want to be on easy street anymore?
Okay, okay.
How about...
It was crazy that nightcore music is just me singing in my normal tone of voice.
I just looked crazy.
I was just crazy.
As my core every day remains.
Uh oh, we only have to dance till dummies fall in trance.
And if you feel the groove groove, the dummies have to moo moo.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Drink your fucking coffee and relax
I
Mr.. Alaska oh
We should see I wasn't thousand thousand I ready go we see it's in one go by the way
Why?
Fucking falling
You go back up you
What a freaking turn, man!
Well, we almost made it.
Notice how when it's my turns, it's executed flawlessly.
Oh, shut the fuck up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
BTA6 will be out before you turn.
That is not true.
Okay, now what was that turn?
We have time.
We have time before they fall.
that was me that time that was you that was why you talking about you mate do you have
bloody wax in your ear mate what are you on about mate mate you made me fucking hell
Oh, you made me.
You got fucking blinders on, mate.
You're fucking looking at this rock like it's a fucking...
Son of yours, what are you doing?
Can we...
What are you, why, buddy?
You're a novena con esas pendejadas.
Coño, novena con esa mierda.
Vendel! Vendel!
What's your go-to hell?
What are we doing here?
Darlane, Mr. Worldwide!
Bro, you... it's crazy.
Crazy, it's like you're cosplaying Hank from Breaking Bad, you're trying to inspect these minerals for so long.
What the fuck are you talking about, Goddard?
You snogged for some reason.
Bro, you got some coffee and you got a little bite like a little fucking T-WOWER, shut the fuck up!
How dare you!
What are you doing?!
I can't do this, I can't work in these conditions.
What are you doing?
I can't work in these conditions.
I can't work in these conditions.
Why don't you stop being a goddard?
I wonder I carried you a Minecraft.
You did not carry me in my grab rope.
It's like, it's like, I'm, it's like, I see.
You're not even, no, you're not even a fucking player.
Okay, when we have to turn right, all you have to do is just let go for a second. Just a second.
Why did you let go entirely for four business days?
I'm saying you just gotta let go in life.
I think this is fine.
I think this is fine.
We did it, you see?
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Send it, send it, send it.
I'm sending it in a message.
My loss is negotiable. Negotiable. Negotiable?
That's fucking...
Bally?
Bally where, bro?
No.
Fuck!
I have the mind of an amoeba.
Yeah, you do.
But the will of a man
We're battling school to fucking Boulder
Okay, stop stop they go they go okay nice nice not not that long you're gonna have to do a 90 degree turn
We're fine fine. We're in the hallway fine for now for now
Come on. Just relax
What if Bowser's here?
Bowser's not here!
What if he's here?
We have to worry about his fucking...
What are they called? I don't know.
Stalagmites. Stalagpites.
I don't know which one's the one from the ceiling.
Uh, stalagmites are the ones from the ceiling.
Stalagmite.
I'm just... I just guessed.
It was 5050, so I might look small.
I think we're really dumb.
why don't we just get off the log and fucking walk yeah why don't we just
fucking get off the log walk it's the lag might you might trip over it I like
that that's a good way of remembering you might trip over it this looks like
a bomb no opens the floor
Oh, it only opens when we step on it.
Thank you.
Fuck dude, you know those buttons remind me of?
What?
That Amazon thing where you could buy, oh we have to stand on it, where you could buy
the product by just pressing a button and it was like who the fuck would ever want this?
I
When I think what the funds call chat they told what
Okay, hold on Amazon bash that was it but they made this fucking button
It was genius
It was like if you want to buy like a box of red bull you just press this button that you had to buy
Buy an Amazon button and then like that's what I would automatically order you a fucking
like a crate of red bull
Yeah, we gotta get to the left you put in the fridge yeah, and then you can be like give me a red bull and it's like bro
It takes two seconds on my damn phone
Why are you doing the scooper to poop? What are you doing?
The dash buttons the accidental mispress what the fuck this old dawn
Yeah
Imagine having a button in your house. I would like or do you like?
Fuck I ordered a 24 pack of butt plugs again. God damn it
You got it you got it you got a ten us here
You see we go forward and you got a kick you're on forward
My fucking life
I'm going back it up dude yeah why don't you back it up let's just press the button
just press the button I just send me into the fucking lava
Oh my god, the fucking camera's killing me.
Okay, uh, wait, no, no, no, no.
We're gonna go diagonal towards your side.
If you're side, you know you can see we can kinda go on it.
Yeah.
Three, two, one, go.
Fuck.
Yeah, we have to go towards your side, basically.
Okay, okay, okay.
Sorry.
Got it.
You gotta go.
OK.
I think like here's fine.
Yeah, yeah.
We're on.
I'll have that again.
We kind of want to be at an angle towards your thing.
So you go back up.
Back up.
OK, there we go.
Yeah.
OK, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't press forward.
No more forward.
You're banned.
You're banned from pressing fourth.
Okay, three, two, one, go.
You went on two.
I did go on two.
You went on two.
Why is you going on two?
Answer yourself.
Explain yourself.
I just went on two.
Why'd you go on two?
Because, I don't know.
I wanted to.
Okay, stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
You did it again.
You did.
okay back okay okay that's a little too much yeah it's pretty little too much
no you try it now you got to turn right cuz like yeah so you're gonna hit the
wall let's line it up okay this is fine this is good and go
Oh my god. What does this one do? I don't know, I'm scared. I'm scared too. Is it going
to release the thing? Oh, we're going to line it up then. You got it back? No, we're
So not lined up like decently high, but obviously we'll hit that pretty quickly
Okay, I think that's pretty lined up
Yeah, yeah
Be on the back of the button as well so that we can get more speed
What
I can't move either, oh no.
Okay, that's quite tough.
Oh no.
That's a mine, because now I can get all the way back.
Does the game get laggy for you?
I
Think I'm gonna lie to you for you
No, it's a life for you. I'm dropping frames. I could be wrong. You want to restart can we?
It should save us at the checkpoint. Yeah, well, we're gonna do this right now
Ready three two one go
Oh, we're too...
Yeah, we had to, like, I think, turn a little bit towards you.
But that would have meant that you'd have to slow down for a second.
But it probably wouldn't have been worth it.
Okay. Yeah, here's one.
Okay, so now, do you see, like, your angled carbad now?
Yeah.
Like that. Perfect, perfect.
3, 2, 1, go.
Oh, fuck.
So, you gotta back up, and I gotta go forward.
Are you back up?
The opposite, yeah, every time.
We can go up the rock.
Maybe you're gonna hit the wall.
Oh.
You see what I mean?
Ooh.
So now you go to your back, I go forward, then the opposite.
You're sat in the whole tunnel.
See, whenever you go, like the opposite direction, we have to turn.
So like...
No, no, no, you didn't, no, no, opposite of the...
Okay.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
I was going forward before.
No, no, no.
So when we go forward, like backwards, like for example, you got to go.
I would roll a lot backwards.
You got to press forward.
I know.
That's what I was doing.
Okay.
And now the opposite way.
Okay.
Nice.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, you have to like perfectly line this up to you.
and that's pretty pretty close I think
no now we're about to line up
you got a ton a little bit
I think that looks pretty good
alright three two wait I wasn't ready
Okay, we're gonna line it up again, we're gonna line it up.
Is this right?
Yeah, so as we get to the corner, oh no we're not, we're gonna line it up a little bit more, okay, perfect.
As we get to the corner, you gotta let go for a second and turn us.
You understand?
Okay.
Ready? Three, two, one, go.
Let go for a second.
Yeah, okay. See? Like if you...
If you don't let go, I just hit the wall.
Yeah.
What the fuck are my frames?
Do you want to restart?
Well, now that we're at this rock now, so I might as well try it.
But for some reason, this area is like killing my frames.
Maybe it's a fire?
Maybe a fire.
Totally optimized.
Did you put it on 60?
Do you cap your frames?
100 and 240 I need every fucking friend
don't need that many
that's why you're playing like ass bro shut the fuck up
alright you gotta get forward here I do
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
There we go.
There we go.
turn
They're gonna line it up now
Yeah, that's pretty good lined up
Okay, and you remember you gotta this moment you see me getting close to the wall you gotta let go for a second
Okay, ready three two one go
See what I mean
I just go straight to that wall cuz you're still pushing so you have to let go
God damn it
That was the problem that we have with the logs earlier
Yeah
Shit
That's very tough
So basically you you can steer us if we both assume we're both going straight you can slightly adjust
The right angle by letting go don't press back just let go, you know, okay?
three two one go I can try I can't stop I basically just started before you
there it just sent us to the right we're gonna let's line up again
this one not really okay that's this is perfect okay just adjusted the last
Second back, oh damn it.
Fuck, should I get it?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
All right, three, two, one, go.
Get ready to adjust.
Oh fuck.
Fuck's sake.
You're close.
Yeah.
Yeah, you just gotta remember just,
it's okay to like,
when I'm doing it,
I just let go for like literally like so fast I just let go for a second and adjust the turn
by a little bit and it helps so much
there's perfect
so on this one you're gonna let me start first just to make sure you get the angle so three
two one then you make sure we turn no sorry yeah you should let go for a second
Sorry, sorry, that's okay. It's okay
I was so close yeah was close
And I'm gonna go badly
Yeah
Three two one
Yeah, it's okay.
Then apologize.
Not apologize for.
It's fine.
Okay.
Okay.
No, stop.
Stop.
Stop.
You're over telling us.
Yeah, so back it up
Yeah, like that. Perfect. Perfect. We have it. We have it. And go
Hold it
Now I you gotta go forward I gotta go backwards
Yeah, okay stop
Okay, this looks perfect.
Is it?
No, you can just adjust a little bit.
You just go forward.
There you go.
Okay, this is pretty good.
Just tap let go if you see that I'm getting close to the wall.
If I'm getting too close to the wall, just tap let go.
Ready?
Three, two, one, go.
sorry can you see you're going too much okay it's okay you just really like
sending me into that wall
you know you don't look at my side I am looking at it why you always let me hit
it so you go back
Okay, there we are.
This way?
Yeah, let's try this angle.
Okay.
Three, two, one, go.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You can see, I mean, you're there.
I'm going to have it all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, now we have a nice angle.
Okay.
Okay, so you're gonna hit the wall right now, see what I mean, it's like two right, so you
need to help me adjust.
How long?
Like this?
Now I'm gonna hit the wall, you can see it like right away I'll hit it, it means to
stop, it means to help me move, yeah.
So I can move your side and you can move my side, essentially.
Yeah.
So I can wobble you now to help you.
Okay, you gotta help me move here.
You gotta line it up.
Okay, I mean that looks pretty...
Hmm, sorry.
Okay, I'm gonna be gone.
Oh, I wasn't ready.
Okay, sorry I should have said.
Let's line it up in the middle again now or like well.
Okay.
All right, line of that. Line of that.
No, okay. You gotta back up. Back up.
There we go.
Got a little launch, maybe. I'm trying to get it right in the middle.
Oh, fuck.
I'm getting worse.
Sorry.
No, it's okay. It's okay. I feel like sometimes you get it so easily and then other times you're like, I don't know what I'm doing
The button folks up the line me
Okay, well, let's just line it up properly. Okay, so you need to go back and I need to go forward only a little bit though
So, you're feeling it?
Oh yeah.
Okay, so we can try this.
I'm definitely going to have to tell you which is fine.
But you're going to have to...
Oh, sorry, sorry, she said something.
Sorry.
Alright, three, two, one, go.
No!
Oh my god.
It was because...
I think if I wouldn't have gotten stuck on the rock, we would have made it.
Yeah, yeah, maybe.
Well, I need you to back up here.
Okay, so go forward a little bit.
Can you back up now?
Back up.
Okay.
Gunner!
Alright, back up.
Back up.
Back up, back up, back up.
I am!
Why's it not going backwards then?
I'm literally going back!
Oh, we're hitting the wall.
Okay, now we...
Okay.
There we go.
This is fucking rock, y'all.
This is so evil.
Yeah, this is evil.
Okay, let's try and get the log in the middle of the button.
No, it's pretty our best bet.
Okay.
So, you need to go forward and I need to spin it.
Okay, and it looks pretty good.
Yeah.
You're gonna have to...
Okay, no.
You're definitely gonna hit this wall, which is a problem.
I can help you adjust you.
So, three, two, one, go.
Now you need to slow down.
Tap it, I'll let go for a second.
Oh my god, yes we did it.
Oh my god, we did it!
Wait, we can...
Oh my god, you might die here, but I think that's...
Oh, you need to...
Back up.
We did it!
Okay, so I need to back up and you need to go forward.
Okay.
Should I go forward?
Yeah.
Why am I strong enough to be able to stop you forward?
Like entirely?
I don't know.
I think that doesn't happen when I do it.
This fucking cameras
It's worth this in Spanish
Huh?
It's worth this in Spanish, this camera
This is called a basura
Basura?
Yeah
Oh my god, we're actually done, that was actually horrible
Yay
Show me when we fuck that
Oh yeah, inutile
How does this one work?
What the fuck do we do this?
She can't say anything.
I hate that word.
You know what it is.
Mean.
Okay, hold.
Hold.
I'm gonna go like this.
You're gonna have to like,
dangle me off the edge.
Actually, let's fucking,
let's just fucking kill me.
Let's just fucking kill me right now.
I'm 4k.
Okay.
Go up.
There's a ledge.
Go after the ledge in a way.
She's a ledge there.
Okay.
You-
What the fuck do we do this?
Why'd you let go?
I was scared.
Go to the ledge?
Just kill us both, just fucking kill us.
Do you see the ledge?
Yeah, I see it.
So you need to back up to turn us here, we're just doing the same thing over and over again.
there's no way no way okay can you move it all no you go forward no
Okay, just one.
Well...
No.
Okay, I'll go forward and I can only go back.
Okay, right down.
Whee!
Oh, not again.
Oh, sorry.
That's okay, it's okay.
Okay.
It's just getting...
very difficult there.
So, whatever you do, do not stop on that, like, little...
Okay, okay.
I just have to not be scared
Yeah, don't be scared. We can literally we start at any point, you know
Oh, I didn't I didn't rather just go for it. That's what you told me. I said, I thought we agreed stop after the ledge
But I mean like cuz you were stopping like he is fine
He's fine. So it's a now we just gotta like even if it's just mean, you know, it's fine
Cuz I can just do this
And then we just push, oh fuck, fuck, my plan was genius until it wasn't.
Wait hold on, oh.
We wait at the ledge, and where it pushes you?
Pushes you.
Fuck. I was hoping we could fucking do some shenanigans.
Fuck.
How far does it push?
Oh.
I thought there was like an off chance that it wouldn't push you off the ledge.
Yeah, I know.
Alright fuck, let's just send it.
That's you, that's you.
Only you can tell us that way.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah.
Unfortunately, they put you on the right side and this is literally all you, I think.
You just have to remember, all you have to do is let go if you want to turn.
Just for like a little second.
Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why,
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
That's so scary!
You can't just run in and die!
Otherwise you have to do it all over again!
I'm not going to just die.
That's how it has to go.
You have to be going off the edge like the whole time.
Yeah, but that's fine. Let's chill.
Let's not chill.
Okay, so I'm trying to turn right so what I do is I just let go while you go forward.
So we need to, now I need to turn us, but we're kind of fucked, so we, now, yeah, so
like that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Why are you in a rush?!
Not in a rush!
You are in a rush!
Woohoo!
We're stuck.
Oh, is it even a rush? See? See you're literally in a rush.
Okay, come on, come on now.
Alright, pause, pause.
What is this? What are you doing? What are you doing?
What? I'm going! I am not going!
I'm not letting you listen to Pitbull if you don't do this.
I don't want to listen to Pitbull. What the fuck?
No more Pitbull if you don't do this.
I mean, that's... that's fine.
Look, I'm... a drastic action school for drastic.
I don't want to listen to Pitbull.
Now you've got to help me turn. You have to pull back a little bit here when I'm going forward.
Okay. Ready? Here we go. Perfect, perfect, perfect. You're a pro.
Right now we need to line it up again. So we're gonna go to get the log out a little bit more.
Maybe this will work. Still too close. We need to get the log out a little bit more.
So let's try and get off the ledge, help me turn it, okay okay so basically you what
you need to do now is you when we go I'll go and you basically need to like not go
too much you know what I mean yeah
oh sorry we heard that we heard that I'm almost inside
I'm sorry what are you doing I'm trying the best I can
except for glasses
what?
oh my god
hold up
let's try again
okay
so we do have to go, obviously we can't figure it out already
you have to kinda
go quite a bit towards the edge right
alright
What the fuck?
What?
This is fucking radical.
Okay, well, if this could work, I mean...
Yeah.
Ooooooh.
What the fuck?
Okay.
You have to...
Go forward and I have to back.
Yep.
I'm doing it.
Again?
And then straight, I think?
Let's go.
No, I'm just gonna break it up!
Bro, like...
Only you can turn us right.
Only you can turn us right, but we're going off the edge.
I know, but if I go forward, like, what are you wanting to do?
No, you have to reverse while I go forward. That's the only way to turn it.
Yeah, I know.
Then you just kept going forward, so we just went off the edge.
Oh my god.
Alright, let's restart.
Okay.
Alright, I bet too much.
Wait, okay, you need to tell me if we're gonna send it or not.
Alright, send it now.
Because, like...
Send it again, again.
You're confused, mate.
You're locked in, I can feel it, I can feel it.
You gotta reverse, you gotta reverse!
I was trying you gotta tell me you can't just like
No, but you confuse the fuck out of me. I just said let's send it
Okay, go
Just like just like
Alright, I wonder if it's latency on your end?
Maybe?
It could be. I'm on the blame. I'm on the blame.
No, no, no!
I've just...
You can't afford here. I can't turn us that way.
Okay, we're gonna line it up always line it up before we go. Yes
When we're gonna go yeah, I am but we're not lined up. That's why we think I'm trying to line us up here
So we have to get over this bump here, unless you get jammed every time.
So like, you have to turn, you have to turn us this way.
Yes.
Yeah.
But then see, see, now we're in the wrong place again.
You have to turn us.
There we go.
Okay, now, now line it up.
Line it up.
Okay.
There's still a bit of a shit spot here.
Okay.
I don't...
I'm gonna line it up.
Okay, like that.
A bit better.
Okay.
now you have to bet too much but too much hold on after it comes back now
we'll go okay okay well that was my fault that's okay I wasn't happy
Okay, line it up, you have to go forward, get it a bit outward more, you have to go
forward again, yep see, you control how much we swing that direction, so like it's completely
up to you kind of with a lot of this, after this one we'll go up, go up, go up, go up,
Yeah, don't do it too much. So you just got to like tap it almost to change direction
Okay, this is great this great great great right and go
Okay, so now so hold on hold okay, this is perfect as well hold hold
Well, I'm turning it. You gotta forward. You gotta forward.
What?
Because we're on an edge, we both have to like balance it to keep it in place. So you, you
have to know when it's turning, like if we are turning towards like swinging, uh, I guess
like my character's going up towards you. I said, now we'll go now. Go now. There
Yeah, go again
Go and one home home. Hey hold hold hold hold. Okay hold. Okay, so we'll go after it goes now go
Get back up
Sorry, I couldn't
That little thing at the end where I'll fuck.
Yeah.
Out of there.
Oh my god.
Uh.
Yeah.
I think this is fine.
Yeah.
And come.
it does.
Uh, yeah.
I think this is fine.
Yeah, and go.
No, no, no, no, you've got to, you've got to immediately stop once we get off, off, like, the turn.
Because it's, it, we'll, we'll, I have to keep going to swing us around.
And then you have to, once we get past it, you have to stop so that I can bring it back in.
All right
But now you have to you have to swing us you have to swing us
And I see you know me yes
Go go go go go go go go go. I I need I need to I need to wash my hand
Sure sure sure the guy had a cat I need you controller
I don't want to use controller!
Use controller! You just hurt in your hand for no reason!
Just damaging your hand for no reason.
I wish I was on the other side. I could be a little easier.
easier. No, it wouldn't be easier. Those same shit. It sucks. This is like, I'm
shooting correctly. I don't know how much light there is. Well, if you know, I
I was in Latina.
Okay, we may have to do it right.
Ta-da-dee-dee.
Mom?
Not that.
Oh, you ready?
I don't know.
I need to learn the controls.
Oh, okay, sorry, sorry.
I don't know the controls, the controller.
Hey, nice.
Oh, right.
All right.
Looks like there's literally two controls up and down.
So you got a 10-os.
I'll line it up and we'll go after this next one.
That's it, that's it.
Oh, we're all gonna make it.
That should have drained.
Good night, Mouse, Connor and Chat.
And good luck with the rest of the game.
I am MouseLOV.
I wish they'd give you like an inch more room
I know what it would be like, huh?
It'd still be pretty fucking hot, okay
It's up to you here, so I need you to...
Oh, that's my bed, I fucked it up, I fucked up, sorry
Really, respond, I don't like this
There
Oh, I need to get, there we go.
Get more off the edge here.
Okay, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, and we'll go now.
The moment we get past, let go.
That's where I've been doing.
Go backwards then?
Maybe.
It's backwards.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Okay, so go now.
And then backwards.
Backwards.
Yep.
Yep.
See?
See?
That keeps us on.
Perfect.
Okay.
That was it.
See? See? That keeps us on.
Perfect. Okay, that was it.
Maybe that was what we were missing.
Yeah.
Let's line it up again.
So the moment we get past it,
go backwards so that we go back in.
Okay.
You need to go forwards, I need to go backwards.
Yeah, that's what I've been doing.
Why do we always go backwards then?
How do I always overpower those mechanisms?
Oh no!
Okay.
So we're pretty, let's line it up a little bit better.
you to go out a little bit more you go forward a little bit
okay this is pretty good angle I think yes so you're gonna have to wait away so
basically we'll go forward and then once we get past the rock you don't get the
press backwards basically go go up backwards oh shit sorry that's my
bad I lied it up badly
I'm funny more I'm funny more no I'm not fun I just wish you would stop bleeding
for everything when half of it is you. Oh, half it's me. Yes, it is. Really? Yes, it is. Oh, you don't think so. You don't think so. I'd say a third. No. No, not a third. Okay, let's go.
Okay, we're off to it comes out and go you can line up pretty nicely, okay
What why do you keep going forward bro? I didn't I pulled back just like we said
I think this like insane lag because on my screen. I literally see your legs going forward. No
I'm telling you
Oh, it's fine, I can...
Oh, why do we turn around now?
I don't know.
Yeah, you can swing back, I think, basically.
Are you back up and then I go forward?
Oh!
Yeah.
Yeah, why don't you be latency?
Oh, no.
Oh, man.
Just go forward.
Go forward.
Okay.
Yeah, why'd you be latency? I don't know. Oh man. Just go forward. Go forward?
We'll go we'll go next one
What?
What what you did my fault? Yes, I'm watching you not move on the log while I'm trying to correct it
I think it's Harvey with the controller, bro.
Uh, it might be, but I genuinely think it might be lying, actually, because I'm like,
I know that you're doing it the right time, but I can see that your character is like
stopping moving like way later.
Uh-huh.
And it's like sending us off the cliff every time.
Okay. Oh, shit.
Uh, go forward.
You want it forward?
Okay.
And then this is a pretty good line, so let's go straight and then it's back now.
Yeah
That was my best I panicked
This is a controller shit is not it really I don't think it's the issue
Well, I don't want I don't need to hurt your hand though. I'd rather not play and hurt your hand
That's right
I'm sorry, I stopped, I stopped, I thought I needed to stop.
That was close though.
Yeah.
Okay.
What?
No, you're not going to land up.
You're going to help me out, you're going to help me out turn. I can't turn, I can't turn.
Wait, wait.
Yeah, what am I dangling off the edge?
I can't correct right side.
Wait, I thought you'd stop. Maybe you should stop.
I can't tell you to stop that.
I did tell you to stop.
I didn't hear it.
I said stop. Clearly.
You're saying Spanish, bro. I don't speak English.
Honor. If I tell you to stop, please stop.
Okay.
Cause I'm not a fucking fan of what the other guys do face a check!
You gonna stop?
What's stop in Spanish?
What?
What's stop in Spanish?
Para
Alright, tell me then, I'll stop
Oh my god
Para
Okay, nice angle, let's go.
Fuck it.
What's up?
Oh!
That, what did you just fall?
Oh!
Truly rage maxing.
Rage maxing.
The chief would never let this happen.
Oh, wait.
Go.
Nice, nice.
We've got to turn just a little bit.
I'm a little bit too off the edge here.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay.
Wait.
Where do you want to go?
Uh, wait, shit.
No worries.
You okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
What happened? Hmm?
What happened? I-I-I'm not poor.
Sorry. You have to take care of yourself.
I do.
Take it easy. I am.
Have you not built for the log life?
Hashtag log life is I'm well I'm built for the log life. I don't think you built for the log life
Yes, I am look at me. I'm in my finest long you suit
Classic classic pose of bottle the gear doesn't know how to use it listen just because I'm over management in Europe
Wow entry level it's not my fault. You say that cuz I'm Latina
No, I'm just saying because you were in a basic lumberjack outfit and I'm wearing a suit.
I'm your boss.
I'm ready.
Okay, I think you'll have to let go at like for a second at some point here.
I'm not sure, we'll find out.
Alright, but fuck it, we run it.
Three, two, one, go.
Oh my god, hold on, hold on, is this a vegan salad?
You think?
Yeah, maybe. You gotta go forward.
That's fine, it's fine.
Go forward.
Actually wait, hold on.
Oh.
Holy shit, alright, go forward.
Okay, nice, nice, saved, saved, saved.
Holy shit.
and you're gonna fall in the fall maybe not. Sorry. Sorry, sorry. Alright, go forward a little bit.
Oh my gosh, alright, so you're easy. Get easy, get easy.
Okay, let's line this one up.
Are we good? Is it lined this way?
Yeah, I think well, okay, let's let's get to the point we've been done
We don't we're not turning you know what I mean like cuz right now we're gonna go off the cliff
Let me just bring it in a little bit so that we turn yeah home
There we go on there. Sorry
And are you you go for a little bit first?
Okay, I think we maybe have it I don't know a little bit
Okay, we had it that we lost it all right go forward
I
Before
Now hold on the ninth turn I think now we have it
Are you back on keyboard and mouse yes, how many hands
I need you to back up, you need to go backwards, oh yeah, and backwards again.
Oh my god.
Oh.
I know you're going to change my control.
Me?
Oh, okay.
You're going to hurt your hand.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Me? Oh, okay.
Are you gonna, are you gonna hurt your hand?
Mm-hmm, okay.
And I only have an offend for myself.
Mm-hmm.
I only have an offend for me.
Not offend.
For yourself.
I don't know what this is, but fuck it, send it.
Oh, fuck.
Well, we know what it is.
There is a path.
Okay, right wall.
It's that one over here, to the left.
Yeah.
A little bit of a flag situation.
Yeah, we can only turn right, but with you.
Yeah, we can kinda, we can kinda test which one it is before we go on it.
You need to... You need to turn us.
What's wrong with my leg?
You got a stanky leg, dude.
What happened to my leg?
I don't know, it's fine on my screen.
It's not fine on my screen!
No, no, no, it's fine. You can go. Go over the wood.
Now, let's just touch everything.
Little tear.
Yeah, yes, now we know.
Now, you gotta turn.
You gotta go forward.
I'm going forward.
That's so weird. Like, when I...
When I press forward like we go that direction, I don't know why.
Hold up, hold up, just a little tap.
Okay we know that one's probably safe.
Okay, let's...
Okay, okay.
Hold on, hold on, don't panic, don't panic.
Give these little taps.
Okay, I'm a little worried about the one in front of us.
Yeah, okay.
What's up?
I knew it, bitch!
Okay, let's turn the log.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
Okay.
I can't do this.
What do you mean you can't do this?
I have to use keyboard and mouse. It's just not...
No, you'll have to. No, you'll have to.
It's a tool.
We're quitting if you do keyboard and mouse.
Stop.
You can't...
No.
Stop.
It's fine.
Hmm?
I'm not going to game with you if you're hurting your arm.
I'm not hurting my arm anymore.
That's your social liar.
Forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward.
OK, hold, hold, hold, hold.
OK, so this one to me is real.
You've got to go.
Forward, here we go.
OK, again.
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
Mikusta!
What?
Mikusta, bros!
That means you to go forward.
I think that's pretty safe.
F*** off!
You nailed it.
Oh, God!
You nailed it!
You nailed it!
You nailed it!
Oh, God!
You nailed it!
You nailed it!
You nailed it!
You nailed it!
You nailed it!
You nailed it!
Oh god.
I think she won't go.
Who fucks?
This reminds me of my Kinzie era.
What are you talking about?
You don't know what that means?
Isn't it where Gil turns 16?
No, it's a 15 birthday.
15? Oh wow, okay.
10th and 8th is 15, not 16.
Okay, well shit, my bad.
Say it again?
16th thing is.
It's Kinzie era, Kinzie era.
I can see her.
Ince Añera.
Ince Añera.
Okay.
I had a Ince Añera.
That was it.
Was it a fire?
Yeah.
Wait for that.
Oh yeah.
I had a big dress like that was a princess.
Oh wow.
You've gone through it here.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, I think we can get away through this though. I think we have to go like straight, like when you spawn.
Like, we need to like shimmy, like use the body, body weight, like that, yeah.
And then you're gonna die again, but that's fine. Or is that gonna die?
Yeah, okay, same again.
Yeah.
So then now, now I back up and you go forward, and then all the way.
Okay, now we'll hold on, don't stop believing.
Okay, look at that.
Job done, job bloody, done lads.
Cheeky job to all this wind.
Oh no.
How about the wind?
How about that?
I see what the wind does. Oh wait, there's a chest there.
Do we need the chest? Let's get the chest.
I see what the wind does.
What does it do?
If both of those aren't on here.
Are we freaking die?
Yeah.
try my god I'm hardest to get this chest
fuck this chest okay we won't get the chest
no we don't we don't even need it we don't even need it it's a buy outfits we
don't need it we don't need outfits three no oh I see if both of us stop
moving we get pushed off so both of the constantly keep passing forward but
like they're like we have to turn okay both go forward
damn it bad timing but we had it though so at some point oh yeah okay you let go
too much there oh but just I mean maybe there is lag because that seems weird that you would
let it go like that I don't know if you are maybe you just were happy to do it I'm gonna
give you I'm gonna give you the lag maybe we're just happy to do that I'm just happy
to do that I don't know okay just keep going just keep going
Oh
Well, we almost had it think
We got it
Fuck fuck we would have had that that clips your fucking mouth sack. I saw that my balls
Your balls got clipped
My balls and I stuck right there
We're so close
I had to correct we're gonna run into it. Oh
Fuck I fucked us you did
Okay, um don't press anything
Now we can get it
I
Would you look at now back up?
Fucking got it lads. It's just that easy boys
All right, I'm on easy street
I saw your mind falls to that your mind falls in mine
Go go go go go my balls
Where does it come from
No, I said I don't know that barrel explode
No.
No, we don't think it'll fucking explode.
We don't think it'll fucking explode.
No, we just hit it right now, it's not gonna explode.
What's actually mean to it, am I?
What the fuck is this?
Stand up.
Alright, now, straight.
You're not going to get it.
Oh, nice job, nice job.
Let's line it up again.
We're going to first try this one.
You'll see, you know.
You didn't think so.
Hold on.
We'll back it up.
Let's line it up.
Now, I'm both too straight.
You don't correct it.
I correct.
And
Why did you why'd you go backwards there all of a sudden what was that?
You didn't really fucking send us to our doom round doom
We not
Forward okay, hold on. We can also just take it slow. I guess but what's the fun in that?
Okay, hold on hold on. I'll back it up
I
You gotta go forward here
Please wait, please we're doing it. We're doing it
One last one last one what do I say we're gonna first try this
Stop we're going full make really scared
The time is now
We're pros at this we're pros at this are you using the controller? No, I'm gonna fuck killed both right now. No stop
Stop stop stop stop
Literally stop
Literally stop
Connor.
What?
Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop. One at a time, one at a time, one at a time.
Let's try.
Not changing out the controller.
No.
You got to change out the controller.
Connor, the controller's out itself.
You know it.
I'm doing control under control as well, but you're not stop
Guys I'm doing control and I'm so massive to honor stop. No way you have to
You have to
You have severe carpal tunnel you need to do it
I'm fine
That is such a lie
Jesus healed me
Jesus healed you
His name was Jesus
man come on
What the
What the
What the fuck
What the fuck is this meant to do
You know we could go around
We'll have to go around.
Have you changed?
Yeah, it is, so...
You promised you're using controller.
Yes, I did what you told me to do.
Chad, I'm pulling up your string, because I'll see the icons.
You can literally see it.
I know, I'm gonna check the icons to make sure you're constantly using it.
Look!
There we go.
I know, I see it, I see it.
I'm not lying to you!
I wouldn't lie to you, you know?
Okay.
sender
why is the, how the fuck do you even do that?
like
let's just go around
yeah I guess I mean
not that way, the other way
not being off on the sign
um, I don't know how we can get through here though
unless we do some like shimmying with this thing
like
so now you, you back it up
back it up, back it up, back it up, baby
then I gotta, now you go forward
I'm not enough
Push the box. Can you push the box you think let's try that let's try that
Are you sure are you sure are you sure about that? I'm sure about that
Now let's try it though
Are you are you crazy?
Let's try it
They're like bolted down, okay, well, let's just try it
nothing in life is free no no it's not boxes
you owe me an apology I do I'm sorry you do we're gonna go around it we're not
gonna get on it I know oh wait okay um wait hold up if we touch that box even
like one crumb with that if you touch that you die too well you made me touch
it I didn't fucking make you do anything except the except be really
Frickin cool
Yeah, you go forward
Okay, and now
Okay, so now I need to
Let's do this a fucking David Blaine trek
The log is moving without me touching it.
What can do it?
Did you see it?
Now you go back up.
I am.
Really?
Really, you're backing it up now.
I don't hear a fucking...
I don't hear a fucking...
Listen, Puss! Listen!
I don't hear a beep, beep, beep!
Wow.
Nice Hasbro's controller.
What did you get that from?
It's my fucking Xbox controller.
Shut the fuck up!
I don't know they made Hasbro controllers.
I
Did that that?
You do okay, we definitely go around here. No, it's time time so you go forward
What
What good
Like an invisible rock there
Also now it's what now we're really desperate only
Visible rocks now guys
Okay, you're back up
Okay
You have to go forward. I don't know what what are you going to tell you?
Same again
My back it up
Where's that fly bro, why don't we walk? Why don't we fucking get up and walk? What do we need this log for?
Oh, what was that?
I thought I was gonna get hit.
You were?
You suck.
OK.
You're a terrible terrible man.
I'm a very, very nice man.
Let me just fuck it.
Just fuck it, fuck it lads.
All right, you gotta, it's up to you now.
What's up?
Oh, you just don't care about me.
That's not true.
Okay, let's, yeah, let's just cut this off.
You're on to something.
Yeah, I'm in all right.
It's okay when I die, but when you die...
My life is precious and sacred!
What is this?
Gotta stay balanced on the log, on the log...
What's gonna turn? It's not a turn.
It's fine though.
Woo!
You dumbass fucking cart!
We didn't do it fast enough!
I did it fast enough. Fasted.
Wait, do we even use a jaw on the cart? I guess we do.
There's probably something we have to do, right?
I mean...
Let's find out.
That was fun.
That was fun.
It's like you hit me.
Me?
Yeah.
Speed lines, whoa.
There must be some reason why that can't stay.
There's no way that it flies.
I don't know, go this way.
I just saw something horrifying.
What did you see?
Chat, I know chat saw it too.
What?
At least my chat saw it.
Let's get that chest.
Oh.
Okay.
We got a login coin last time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't see it.
I don't know if we'll see it now.
Uh...
I don't know which way it is.
Well, it's not that way.
We're only half-wired right now.
Oh my god.
There we go.
Yeah, nice.
Another hit.
Did you get it?
Nah, just get it. We got all the chests now.
What?
What the fuck?
joking you go forward the fuck I'm fucking oh my god
Well, it's fine. We're getting a lot of money I guess.
Okay, for a second. Here we go. Yep, see? Let me tell you.
What does it say?
Nobody raid driving a train with a log would be easy.
Oh, shit.
No one's ahead.
A cunning wish.
Raid.
I like that move, you okay?
Raid?
Yeah, that's good news.
This one's my favorite movie.
Oh my god. Go forward, forward, and forward.
My favorite moves are the gravestones all the time.
You have to correct us.
I have no idea.
Why are you going this way?
Why not? There's literally two paths. I don't know which one of those...
Oh yeah, we have to go this way. I just saw a head.
We have to go to the left.
To the left!
We can correct?
Oh, there's a chest there.
Okay.
Jump.
Why are you laughing?
Because I had like a thought.
Order thing. That's the first.
I'm running.
What's your thought?
I just thought what if we get on there and then we both get our heads on the thing.
I think that's what that was meant to be.
Yeah. And then we both die.
Thank you God.
Oh wait, we could totally bypass this whole thing.
I don't know if this is actually the way it is the way as in like if we can even do this
like with our current faculties if we can we can we can we can we got a turn
I'm gonna do a lot of fucking things in my life.
This way. Like this.
So you let go of the gas, let go of the gas, let go of the gas, yeah.
And that's how we turn. You know?
Yeah.
Fucking, you think I'm a fucking squirrel in all the times I hit these fucking trees?
We're going right into that, one of us is 10, there you go.
I'm going to go over this way.
I imagine if it would have been on the mine cart the whole way.
Oh, that's right.
It would be very, very long.
10, 10.
And then, all 10 miles.
Yep.
Are you fucking serious? I don't even need this stupid minecart.
No.
What dumb shit is that?
Oh my god, you don't even need that dumbass minecart. I cannot fathom this.
This game is...
Oh, fuck. Send it.
3, 2, 1, go. Send it. Send it!
You know what they say?
Yeah, what do they say?
You know what they say?
You know what they say?
This is so dumb. This whole spike section you fucking avoid.
fucking avoid look I can just go to the side here and just let you get stabbed
oh no or not okay wait
just I know
it's just I think you what the fuck is this
I
Went for no man
Give a turn
So so so so straight straight
Go straight go straight go straight straight straight
That's, we should probably, yeah I think we should set that up like this, 3, 2, 1, go.
Oh, stop believing.
Don't stop believing, don't stop believing, do not stop believing.
Fuck!
Stop!
On screen.
You stop believing.
You stop believing.
I was, I was crying internally.
Why?
Because we died
We live again
Okay, you never really died
You the death wish that's what I'm playing with you today
Yeah, you don't you turn us into the side that you control our destiny
Yeah, I do
I like it
Okay, I
Have one question for you. What do you like people?
I mean, he's okay. Why cuz I miss the world. Why are we gonna beat this moral?
Go go
Why would you go there you are so dumb you just said to go
Good old-fashioned rage break there boys
That was fellow you were correct together
there all right go
right straight straight straight me what I tell myself when I see them
okay negligible
Nice to have you.
I think we're on the outside here.
What?
Yeah, yeah, because we go with it.
You know, you always go with it.
Really?
This is up to you to turn us now.
You have to turn us.
You stop.
You guys, you know what I mean?
Scary.
You gotta...
Wait.
What?
slow down there you just need to stop so that we could turn okay
just starting into a walker walker
oh my god
Why are you letting me die?
Look out!
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhh!
I don't know what.
Car is a Calvary doll when it has a minor inconvenience.
Ahhhhh!
Here you go.
Now I tell you, now I tell you, you say you go straight.
What?
Straight.
Nice.
Now you got to pull back?
Then that turns us.
Okay, so we'll rush to the outside and then three, two, one, go.
You know what? Yeah, I guess I also like to die sometimes.
Oh
Okay, yeah
What?
Sorry, I didn't mean to... I didn't mean to...
Don't say that.
What are you doing?
I'm dragging us to hell
Well, I'm back now. Okay, you stop dragging me to hell
Boy you should talk me saying that I'm killing you I'm trying to save you
oh yeah you're doing a great job I think I'm doing a fucking phenomenal job
thank you Emma saving me
for forward
flash
flash, good start
good start
let's back it up
what happened
what happened
what happened it's like my dreams are all jokes to you
your dream was your dream to beat this fucking game my fucking dream dude
what is your fucking dream I can cover and beat this fucking game you're an
emotionally terrorizer today what the way you keep letting me die the fuck
is that supposed to mean emotionally terrorizer have you seen the publisher
yes I've seen it that's you that's you for my emotions
other fuck that we do that I don't know
the only way I can get you to turn is if I fucking slam you into something
the only way you'll fucking turn dude
you just want to slam me into things
alright, you gotta tell us, you got, you have to tell us, yeah
hold, don't die, hold on
hold me, hold me
Okay. Okay. Listen up to you.
Okay. Now you have to go forward, and my tight turn, and then I'll get you in. That's all right.
Okay, so. Which way do you want to do this?
I don't know, I'm scared.
The way that doesn't kill you?
I just think it's a little easier the other way, but we'll basically just get speed,
You have to, this is not worried about me dying.
So ready, three, two, one, go.
Then don't go too much.
So you kind of like, you have to correct,
so you go forward as soon as I spawn like that.
And then three, two, one, go forward.
There you come at all.
There you go.
Now don't go off the edge.
Okay, nice, nicely done.
Right there, one arrow here. Hold on. I mean, for the part.
Yeah, let's line it up.
Last part though.
Okay.
I'm trying to turn this.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's go.
We can just go through this like, actually.
Let's do it smart.
Okay, that's not smart.
That isn't smart.
Okay, you go forward. You just go forward and then I go...
Actually, I'm going to make a square side on.
Wait, no, the side on's bad actually, wait.
Okay, right?
Careful, careful.
Ready? Back up. I'm trying to get you in line here.
You need to back up.
There we go three so when it when it hits the ground go and wait not not not the next one the next one
I really three and go
Okay, you know what that worked out
I really thought we'd failed that
No way!
What the fuck!
You're fucking kidding!
This game is bullshit.
We're so close to the end.
Fuck this piece of shit game.
That pissed me off.
You have got to be kidding me.
That is crazy!
How is that even possible?
I don't know.
easy
how is that even possible
how do you fucking clip through a log like that you can't move at all
where you go back
holding back right now
holding back
and forward
and hold forward
and nothing
oh my god
is there an unstuck button?
no there isn't a fucking unstuck button this game is fucking
oh wait wait
how did you do that
oh I don't know
oh what the fuck did that happen
Okay, well, I'll take it.
Careful, careful, careful, careful.
I'm responding, just to be line up.
Okay.
What the fuck just happened?
I don't know, but...
The hat was crazy.
Wait, I mean, what, we earned that?
This is what I saw when we were on the tracks.
All right.
Yeah.
Sick.
Okay.
So you got four di-tenons.
Let's line it up perfectly.
Okay.
You got to go straight, and then I got to back his arm.
There's going to be a tight one.
I can send it.
Woof!
Woof!
Yeah, hold on.
Okay, let's get onto these two so we can correct it. There you go.
And wait.
Over the next hole.
Oh!
I don't know, you can't go straight, right, because we're trying to line up there, and
then we can go straight.
Now you gotta go forward and I gotta go backwards a little bit.
That's what we'll do.
Then you forward and I go backwards.
Yep.
Nice one, next one.
And go.
Hold on a little.
okay okay wait until it's lined up and go yeah hold up the camera for all the
cameras fucked all the cameras fucked
Hold on. Hold on.
Oh god, the camera, the camera, the camera!
Oh, the camera!
Oh my god, the camera!
Look, there's a fucking camera.
Okay, I have...
How do you...
What?
No, it doesn't work. No, it won't work.
I'm gonna get an keyboard mouse.
No!
Conqueror!
I quit in the game for you, if I see that.
Stop!
I'm serious.
You can't do that!
One of us has to take someone's health seriously.
It's just a few seconds. It's not even a big-
Oh.
Okay.
You have to turn.
You have to go straight.
Or we get onto that one single box.
What is this dude?
this camera can you do you need to rotate now
come on come on fuck if it was the other side we can make this work but wait
wait a minute wait wait okay okay maybe we can go on the other way so rotate forward
yeah yeah a little bit more rotate this is the rocks are kind of blocking our
So you need to back us up.
I need to spin.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yep.
Hold up.
Now it's tabling.
Okay, so you need to go forward now and then me.
Back up.
All right, we're gonna... can I just straight on with it so that we can... yeah like this.
Okay, a little bit too much.
Yeah, yeah, like this. Now you back. You should like, you see it's like slowly moving.
Okay, I'm pushing back when nothing's happening. No, no, no, we're moving, like. Okay.
There we go. Voila!
But now we need to use this tree.
And then you need to come forward.
Yay!
And...
Right, I've just about done it right.
Well, you can shoot so much in this game, it's actually ridiculous.
You're smart.
Okay.
Right, so we should just go to the side.
Or just go to the right side, to the right side.
Don't worry if I die. Don't worry if I die.
I'm not going to die.
Now what's this snooki?
It's good. Keep going forward.
Yeah, the camera is absolutely dog shit.
Bro, Mario 64 is better than this. That game is literally 50 years old.
Okay, what the fuck is this one?
What is this?
What?
Yeah, I don't fully understand this one.
Is it the wind?
Yeah, I think we got it.
Just go straight.
Okay.
Straight.
Straight!
What the?
straight
what uh
okay now let me let the gas a little bit
look up look up look up
yep and then straight both straight
what the fuck
don't we can't hit the ropes
hmm do you want to turn us straight
yeah we and we stop floating if we both stop moving
Okay.
Gaming, gaming.
You need to turn.
Okay.
Only rock.
It's rain the Rock Johnson and he's friendly this time.
Hello?
What the fuck is this game?
This game sucks!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
This guy sucks!
Okay, that was fucked up.
Like, don't have a wind mechanic if it doesn't fucking work.
So, wait, when we stop moving,
you float? Am I crazy? Stop moving.
No, it's when we both move.
Yeah, we'd both have to be moving,
or it's a work.
I don't understand. This is so dumb.
This is so dumb!
This is bad.
Speed equals height, they said.
Okay, let's try it.
Let's go fucking fast.
Just send it.
I guess so?
Maybe this speed equals height?
Okay.
And the camera's cheeks.
Okay, well...
Explain...
Explain, we're both moving.
I want you to let go a little bit.
You just let go a little bit!
You're trying to get me fucking killed!
I'm fucking, fucking, fucking scoobing everywhere.
I feel like awful.
I mean, you have to like, like, go to correct a little bit.
I think we can't let go to correct unless we're really high.
I don't know how to get really high.
Wow.
I don't have blunts right now.
Stop, stop, you're gonna kill me, you're gonna kill me again.
Oh
We could have we could have it's like it's like you want me to die
Okay, you keep turning me into rocks
I'm like a geo dude, bro. I kissed so many rocks today
Okay, so what do you want me to do tell me like it's okay. Let's take a moment
Like, that's what you did to me. That's what you did to me.
Like, you- you ignore my- my- well-
Alright, tell me what to do!
I'm just telling you what to do. Get good.
Summon Pitbull.
What is your obsession with Pitbull today?
I should've called him Pitbull. Fuck no.
He's just cool. You started this by sending me the song.
What?!
Yeah.
You literally mentioned him first!
I would never mention people on the stream
We then roll a clip
We're gonna do not roll the clip
We're gonna roll the clip, noo Dan
Who pays your bills?
Can I let go? One second? Okay, and then boom. Oh, oh, oh, why are we riding the wave?
Okay, this is fucked though. So how the fuck? Okay, maybe we need to
No go up go up
Yeah, we can't get stuck here. That's the problem
So I need to use a roll and then when we get speed you just stop rolling
Or we can try and go backwards on this thing. Let's try and go back. Do you go back?
Okay, uppers
Yeah
I can see we're moving a little bit. Yeah, I shouldn't I should have gone back because fuck I had it
this game fucking sucks okay maybe
I'll press forward both at the same time okay
nothing press back at the same time
oh where's the menu do that
like the menu moves us
Fuck!
Fuck!
I'm in your back.
Hmm?
I'm in your back.
Are you holding back?
Holding back.
Okay, wait. Backwards, forwards, backwards, forwards. I go forward now.
And backwards, now backwards.
So the moment we hit the end, opposite.
You know what I mean? I'm swimming away out. I know.
I don't think this is going to work.
Kill myself.
Alright, Axe.
This is so ass.
Uh, respawn.
Okay.
I think we have her in the next one.
What the fuck was that?
Respawned.
Did you see that?
Yeah.
What the hell was that?
I don't know.
I like that, I like that, I like that, I need some fucking Sonic Riders music.
Fuck me.
Dun dunnio, dun dunnio, give me the Sonic Adventure Battle too.
You put that game?
Whoa.
You put that game?
You did the chow racing?
What are you...
Are you trying to make us into a helicopter business?
No, I'm not.
Whoa, why do we sometimes go...
I don't understand.
It's all you got to tell me, okay?
It's all me tellin' me game at.
You got to tell us, you got to tell us, you got to tell us.
I'm telling, I'm telling, I'm telling.
Oh my god, respawn, respawn. Fuck yeah.
In goodness.
Alright.
I hate this fucking fly.
Yeah, we're so bad.
He is a bad fly.
Okay, so send me to my death, now I guess.
We can literally go around.
I don't think we can.
Oh, no, we can't.
We can't.
We can't on this one.
If that dead ass, dead ass lock in for real, Twain, we're gonna crack this course.
And this fucking tree is in my goddamn way.
Okay, maybe walking into the death trap isn't the play.
Okay, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Then not holding on to Jesus.
Like a...
What?
We can line this up. We can line this up.
See what I mean?
So keep pressing back. You see what I mean?
Okay.
And I guess you're...
Fuck it. Go.
Fuck it.
YOLO.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my goodness!
See?
Nice.
Let's get this chest.
Now, we were meant for this obstacle, by the way.
This is also evil.
They didn't put a checkpoint right here.
I'm sensing a problem.
Uh-huh.
What's the problem?
I am too thick for this course, and you also have to push forward.
What?
Yeah, this is a U-Ford kind of bit.
Okay.
I see we just fucking sent it. How hard can it be?
Hold on, hold on.
You gotta correct here?
Actually, it's not that bad, so just take it slow.
That's not panic.
I gotta correct.
I gotta correct, I gotta correct.
Nice.
And then let's stop, stop, stop.
Straight.
Straight.
Let's wait for this thing to pass.
right, and wait hold up hold up hold up, we got to correct so you have to, okay oh I
can choose this, okay let go let go let go let go, stop stop stop stop stop stop
Oh my god nice to have you. Oh shit. That was scary.
Nice you fucking done. I did it. That was a little scary. Yeah it was a little scary.
I think we can avoid all of this stuff by the way. Let's go.
This way? I think you're always better. Okay.
Let's try.
I think we can get over that little rock. You think so?
back up and full speed
fuck I do that
and straight
fuck sake
we can't
the power of friendship we can do anything
That way.
Someone should get out of there.
Okay.
Alright.
Hold on, that's just a genuine tree.
Just a genuine bonafide tree.
Okay, yes.
A genuine tree.
That's a genuine pine tree.
Let me sniff it again.
Oh, that's a tree.
That's a fucking tree.
That is a tree.
Hold up, hold up.
You're gonna eat yourself killed.
thank you never watch breaking bad what are you doing you turn in the world
are you doing it's like you want to get us both waiting for you to fucking turn
there's a fucking giant comically sized mallet fucking three I need you to lock
in
What the fuck bro?
This is you, this is you.
I'm going forward.
I don't think you are.
I was.
Wait for that man.
Alright.
You like it out?
What are you doing?
We put them in.
All right.
Back it up.
What are you doing?
Oh, a little baby rage, huh?
A little baby rage, do we?
What's that? What's that baby rage, huh?
I'll be right back.
What?
Did you hit your hand?
Did you hear her hand on the desk?
Oh my god, she hurt herself.
This game of Singapore would be so easy.
Yeah, fucking move in there.
Sort of a lot of things in life.
Did she slap the desk too hard?
Oh my lord.
She's flying to Japan and beat up Kana.
Oh my god, how do I get us out of here?
I'm getting fucking stabbed today.
I'm getting fucking shanked.
Fucking shanked, Lance.
I'm gonna get my last coffee of the day while we wait for Mouse.
I'm running out as well.
Go back chat.
And you can listen to the sound of death.
A beautiful, a beautiful tune.
shit I'm back, sorry
hey sorry son
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back
back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back
want to get more coffee?
more coffee?
Heta.
More coffee.
More coffee.
More coffee.
Coffee, coffee, coffee.
Coffee, coffee.
I'm fine.
I wish so close to beating you.
It's crazy. I need three more checkpoints left.
No, I need three more checkpoints left.
And then we'll be on Easy Street.
Easy Street?
You don't even know the song.
I do.
I don't.
I don't know about Easy Street.
Are you ready?
Lock in Twin.
I'm fucked up. Let's just fucking kill me.
You know how many times I've died?
More than you can count.
I've seen deaths that you wouldn't know exist.
I orphaned myself.
Fuck. Hello?
Hello?
Come on.
Am I a joke to you?
Yeah.
Respawn!
Bring me if this house is safe.
Okay.
I love your optimism, mate.
Optimization.
Optimus Prime.
What?
Your optimism.
Your optimism just send it towards the fucking stone.
Even though you know damn well we're not making it over.
You said that we could.
Yeah, well the thing is, we have to go, the stone can't be done.
The stone can't be done.
Not the way you're trying right now.
Yeah, you can only really do the start if you're light at the edge of it, you see that?
That's what I was trying to do.
Do you know?
Do you know?
about four
they do know about four-night
about four-night
what if I had a pit pole too?
I think pit pole is already in four-night
no he's not
or something, something is in there
the song is in there
he has a song in there, it has to be
well then every time like
you jump off the bus with
three, two, one
Isn't he in Fortnite, guys?
I swear he was in Fortnite.
Kinda is.
No, just because he's a bald guy in Fortnite doesn't mean that's him, okay?
Connor, I think he's in Fortnite.
Or maybe he's not.
No, he's not.
I've been f**king serious.
I know they are.
I don't think...
I love my bored people.
I don't know if he's on the same level, though, you know?
Mm-hmm.
In modern pop culture.
Maybe with me, because I'm like a f**king old man.
I like it when the log does that.
So, so you...
Why don't you go backwards?
Yeah, so you go backwards.
Why are you dying?
I don't know, Connor. Why do you think I'm dying?
Are you being serious right now?
Why do you think I'm dying, Connor?
Will you go forward?
Oh my God, it's like a lucky hour.
Let's get around this rock
Fuck they have a stock yes
What the fuck what the fuck
BAM!
BAM!
So you need to like, yeah, like that. Yeah, you got it.
And I need to like...
So you need to send it, yeah, like that.
Gonna be a little bit of shenanigans for sure.
So yeah, like that.
This is going to be tough.
Don't die, do not die.
How do we now do this?
This is going to be tough, I won't lie.
Hmm.
Maybe we did this the bad way.
Oh actually, I think you need to back up while I'm pushing against it.
Okay.
Well, I'm alive.
Kind of like, you know what I mean?
Oh f***!
I think the last one we have to do legit. I don't actually think there's a way around it. They're the one we can just go
We can do it
And no we can
Okay
We can do this one this one's easy about it. We can just do this. It's so much quicker
It's a lot
We're gonna be killed
Oh
You what are you doing? You turned last second there. Oh my god. We had it. We had it
Well fuck other idea though three two one go
Nice, okay, yeah, I guess we that works to us
I'm telling you, we can go around.
I don't think we definitely can't that way.
That way was way too jank.
Maybe this way we can get over that rock somehow.
Yeah.
awful
okay
No, no, no, no, no, no. We gotta go down. We need to turn. We're turning.
You need to turn us. You have to turn.
Oh, you have to turn us.
Yeah, there we go. Like that.
Don't die.
Okay.
So I think we can do this. I think all we have to do is line ourselves up
Like so you just go straight now. Yeah like that. And then it doesn't matter if I die. We'll just line it up
Okay, so now you want to get forward a little bit here and should turn automatically
I think we're big
This fucking rock is an actual bad person
No, no, sir
Hey, do not let go of straight go
Usually go yes, I did
Okay, don't let go of straight already three two one
go okay now this time don't let go three two one don't let go never let go
okay be sure to let go you told me not to let go never let go never let go
three two one go never let go never let go
He told me not to let go, bro.
Go. Go.
Okay, I'm gonna do this.
Bro, you're doing this on purpose now.
Oh!
Alright, never let go, okay?
Yeah.
Oh, shh!
Okay, three, two, one, let go.
I'm sure a lot of us up why do you get what you you turned there I saw it I saw the
Look at your devil eyes
There's a word for this in Spanish, huh there's a word for this in Spanish worthless
No, there's a word for this in Spanish. Oh wait for what?
Latte a restart
Don't let go
I'm not.
What are you doing?
You just told me not to let go!
I'm doing exactly what you told me.
That was a rage break, that was a rage break.
That was a genuine rage break.
That's a nice correction there, I sold out.
I'm doing this on purpose, bruv.
Okay, try again, try again.
At this point, you're doing it on purpose.
You really are.
Okay, no more respite, okay?
No more, no more respite.
No, admit it, admit you're doing it on purpose.
Hey, but let me in on doing a wall.
Are you fucking the best game in my life?
No, you were doing this on purpose to kill me!
Yeah, you're the-
This is happening on purpose!
Oh?
Oh.
I'm being so genuine right now.
I'm being so vulnerable and genuine right now.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
I'm being so fucking genuine and serious and-
Oh my god, you're- you're the biggest liar.
Slow it down.
I've known you for five years.
And I'm never and you lie so easily like somebody who drinks water breeds air
What yes
Wow, that's it. That's a that's a bit of bold claim there. I see
Look at you just straight up looking somebody in the eye and just lie
What are you talking about? I
Never see you in the eye
You never see me in the eye. I've seen you in the eye. I suppose you're in the eye.
Shut the fuck up. We've literally done it.
Oh my god, you're getting me killed, bro.
What are you doing?
Okay, we can go this way. Let's just go around.
Okay.
Up.
Uh, we gotta turn it around.
I
Go on I was taller. I mean you're not all about me by then we were much is five feet off
I'm five feet tall
Yeah, that's that's that's rich coming from the legal dwarf
Mr. I lie about my high on websites
Six five you're not six five. It's fine. It's fine
56
Who's fun?
I think
Let's just send it
Let me die you're gonna go forward. Okay, whatever you do don't stop in front of the axe
Okay, so we're gonna line it up now we're gonna line it up so it's like a ton. You got a ton a little bit
I'm fine
Like that okay, is this like this yeah, I'm just send it
I go
Yeah, and then you should go to dodge right
Cool, I watch out. Let's turn on this tree so you go forward
And
No, no, no! Stop!
Stop!
No!
Why did you throw that?
I'm sorry.
Why did you do that? Why did you do that?
Explain yourself.
Explain yourself.
Explain yourself.
Because I wanted to.
I'll run to this.
Like like you're a walking dead game. Let's just remember this
Zero times about the door
It's so easy mouse. I'm watching you. I'm done. I've decided
I'm going to reveal it go do it sundown at dawn
Hey you're gonna dog me other sides all right ready three two one go
okay wonderful all right we're gonna line it up again so we got to like
like a little awkward, eh?
Drama?
Okay.
This is not working.
But this is not working.
Let's just...let's get in between first.
So you need to press back.
Yeah, like that.
Thank you.
I mean, he's both, like, up here, and then...wait, now he's lying out again.
So you need to go forward, and I need to go back.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
And then let's just...wait, let's make sure it's lined up.
But you can't get hit by the axe.
All right, right now if you go forward do you hit that axe?
Uh, I don't think I do.
Okay, let's just go forward now.
And then we use a tree to turn, and then we turn this way.
Hey, we're fine.
Oh wait, you sure you don't want to crash the plane while we're riding it?
Ha ha ha ha!
This is a simple way to do it across the log.
Just remember, if you ever dox me, you'll see what's gonna happen.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Well, enjoy your next 24 hours, buddy.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You enjoy?
You know what? You want me to enjoy 24 hours, you enjoy 72 hours.
That's more than enough.
Realizing you're unable to correct one round.
So what do we do?
I'm letting you.
I'm letting you.
You gotta go forward.
You gotta trust in the process.
15 steps.
Stop, stop, stop.
Stop what?
Stop these shenanigans that you are pulling there, Missy.
fuck yes no okay you're fucking welcome oh I'm fucking welcome you're fucking welcome
yes you're fucking welcome you didn't do shit I was the one that did that I fucking sacrificed
you didn't do anything I sacrificed threw my life away at the chance of victory how
All the times that I sacrifice myself for you
I'm ending
You think I'm hitting this is the last this is the last obstacle this is the very last I will quit right now
I'll see the ending on the iron I guess then you can't because you need a second person
Fucking use my feet
He's your what? I'll use my feet on the keyboard
How are you going to use your feet on the keyboard?
How are you going to log in twice?
Um, I'll log in to my friend's team account.
What friend?
Um, Jimmethy?
Jimmethy.
Jimmethy.
Who the fuck is Jimmethy?
Jimity.
Jimity what?
Jimity Tolls.
Jimity Tolls.
Jimity Tolls.
Jimity Tolls.
Jimity Tolls. Please say his name correctly.
Jimity Tolls.
No, don't Jimity. No, he's not.
Jimity Tolls.
He's not a fucking Barrio Parents character. Jimity Tolls.
Jimity Tolls.
Okay, I'm Jimity Tolls.
Jimity Tolls.
Okay, I'm just
First in the pack and I'm post again post again. What's the problem, bro?
You want me on pies? Yes, please
Yes, please please yes, please
Although, because he said please.
Okay.
This is the last obstacle.
He said please in a really nice way.
Why?
This is the last obstacle.
He said please in a really nice way.
Why?
I beg of you.
I beg of you.
I beg of you what?
I beg of you.
Oh my god.
It's been four hours and you still haven't had a turn.
And neither do you, obviously.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Absolutely fucking perfect.
I would have five of you guys there.
No, no, no, you're going to get me killed. Don't do that.
You go back up. You have to back up.
Back up. Back up.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
I think we might be done. I don't know.
There's another chest over there. Hold on.
Over there. Back up.
I'm backing?
I think maybe we've got every chest up for this.
I think we did.
We do?
Oh.
I'm sorry, we crossed the bridge of death and we can't fucking do the right thing.
I would have respected the game.
I would have given it a fucking ounce of respect.
This game is stride doo doo.
It's not that bad, I'm just pissed.
Pissed.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it!
Yay!
We beat the level dude. We beat the level I felt like
Somebody did it in 18 minutes. Holy shit
Yeah
You respond from check how many times you die
Is I died the most see dog hit his head 251 times see dog fell off the log 445 times
You respond from a check point 231 times
So that was level one.
I think that's the only level.
Yeah, I think that's the only level.
There's so much money.
160, I didn't buy nearly everything.
Is there a clown costume?
Prisoner costume?
I don't see the Viking helmet, sure.
Wait, it seemed like there was another level there.
Was it?
Yeah, well, there's only one there's also a very hard difficulty. What was that?
very hard
let me see
What is it dude?
I'm gonna start it and see what it does
Yeah, there's only there's only one level
Oh, the person who played it very hard definitely is just one controller because it's so much
easier you control both at the same time.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, so like you have to deal with like lagging.
I'm guessing there's like no respawns or some shit.
Oh, maybe.
Maybe no checkpoints.
No checkpoints.
Oh, there is.
Looks like it.
checkpoints. Oh there it is. Looks like it. Let's have a look.
Yeah, those checkpoints. Let me just go die and then see what happens.
I'll tell you what, I can see how you can do it in 18 minutes though. This is so much
easier. Oh, there's a few checkpoints. Oh, I see.
Yeah, oh my god, this is actually so easy with uh, if you control both, obviously.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Yeah, it's easy.
Well, we did it.
We did it.
Oh my god, we did it.
Paddle, paddle next.
Paddle, paddle.
It's paddle paddle paddle
Is it by the same dad's
I don't think so. I don't know this is my blue spy studio is paddle paddle paddle is by
different different studio
Never to be opened again. Well, like I played it. See we play this you guys don't have to yeah, and we beat it
We did beat it. I did not think we'd beat it
You didn't think we would beat it
I
Truthfully now what the heck it looked hot it looked hot well
Together we always do we always beat it
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. Are we not a team?
Yeah, we are
Yeah, I guess we frickin
The whole mobile problem would have made me quit.
That was the point I was considering quitting.
Please fill in.
One product.
This game looks ridiculous.
More game.
Paddle, paddle.
Did you install it?
Yeah.
Okay, I installed it.
It's like 200 megabytes, isn't it, mom?
Yee.
I installed it too.
Outfit.
Oh boy, here we go, bro.
Okay, 2K is the max.
What? 2K, what?
Twitch integration.
All right.
Check him and paddle right.
Oh, check and do it.
Oh, check and do it.
Really?
Ice sliding on ice.
No controls.
This seems bad.
This seems very bad I won't have it
I'm not going to tell them to kill me
um minigame main game main game main game
well
okay
okay
okay
um i'm gonna send you a code
i'm gonna fight
um
um
um the codes
um
What is that really saying?
That's the code in the room.
Hey haters, that version seems like it destroys the game.
This is very much the same but more forgiving. That's good.
And everything's comic-sense!
You're just gonna be an invite?
No. You have to open the code.
No, I'm fine. I don't wanna blend it in.
I'm done.
Run run run run run run.
Oh.
I think you should put it in because...
Yeah.
The rule is not found!
Uh, I'm on US server?
Uh, okay, hold up.
USA.
Baby!
Baby.
Oh, I'm in Europe, sorry.
Yeah, I'm not allowed in Europe.
Yeah, mine was in Europe as well.
What the fuck am I in Europe?
Mouse, but in Europe?
Wee-wee!
Yeah, I see you.
I love you.
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck?
Three, two, one!
Okay, you can use controller.
Okay.
Wait.
Uh...
Which one?
Oh my god.
Hey, how do I...
Hey.
Hey?
Okay.
What a beautiful day to go on a paddle adventure!
Oh my god.
Holy fuck, this game is like, so fast.
Stop, stop, stop.
What the fuck is this game?
Ah!
Oh my god.
There's a checkpoint not too far away.
Wait.
Alright, it turns us down.
Yeah, I turned it down too.
The music is like, I put it down like 30.
It was so fucking loud.
Did you put checkpoints on or they're on, right?
Yeah, I can see them on the map.
Okay, okay.
Whoa!
Look at these dustbam, dustbam right now.
It's here.
I think we're doing okay.
Okay, that's the checkpoint right up there.
Go.
What?
There you go, I'll spam through that.
Okay, hold up, get in the middle.
There we go, and there we go.
Spam in three, two, one, go.
What the fuck?
I thought that you could hit the rock.
Oh no, sorry.
No, I thought you could hit the rock, too.
That's fine, lesson learned.
That's crazy.
Three, two, one, two.
to a heeve, oh heeve, oh ok you just spamming
ok are you, are you heeve or are you hoe?
but you can both heave on hoe, heave, hoe, heave, hoe, heave, hoe, heave, hoe
you got it, why is that?
hey fuck, just now it's not gonna work
you're too much pain
Oh
Again, what are you doing?
It's when the slowly go towards the fucking barrier of death
Sorry sorry
We got fine speed and you do that
I don't have the spam, I don't have the spam
Hello?
You gotta tell me when you're gonna spam
Okay
What are you doing?
You control...
The camera, yes.
Okay.
That's the only thing we control. Everything else is your pay.
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
You control that wall, I control this wall.
Hey, wow, wow, wow.
Do this pace.
Okay, what are we doing here?
Spam.
Spam.
Good stuff.
Just keep a good pace, Cudge. Keep a good pace, you know?
What we did? Something's a little...
What?
You all in the fucking Starbucks? What do you think's so long between strokes?
Go.
Oh! A treasure to find on the road!
Well, that's all difficult, but you need something cool.
Oh.
Oh, I don't want that.
That's a trick.
What if we don't win anything for?
AHHHHH!
Sorry. I was panicking. It's stressful, man.
I love your sense of like non urgency as we're going towards your side of the barrier
All right, I mean what?
Like I just why just we just slowly drifting towards your barrier and you're like, yeah, this is fine like this now look at this
We go crazy we we die
If we go crazy we die
What is that?
You eat so much that, huh?
Stop, stop, stop!
STOP!
I saw the little struggle in there, what was that? What was that shit?
What are you pulling there?
What are you doing?
Are you out of your mind?
Yeah.
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
I'm not doing anything!
That wasn't me, that was you that had the wall.
My patience is being tested on a level that has not been seen before.
They can make a light novel out of this, my right arm's a terrorist.
I like this game.
You don't like this game?
Nope.
You don't get to not like this game.
I can like whatever I want.
You're the one deriving us into the wall.
What?
You look like I'm the only one doing it.
You were too.
I've done it a couple of times.
Right on the street as I've done it.
Yeah.
And what do you have to say for yourself?
Last of you.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Bop, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, what is going to count?
And what is it going to count?
Oh, go!
Yes, yes, yes, thank you for saving us.
Now, let me turn.
Now you.
What is this? This never fucking ends!
What is this fucking- wait, stop, stop, stop!
Now I go.
Checkpoint now there.
I can trick-side it now.
I'm so excited about the checkpoint.
Me too.
What is that?
Reboost.
What the fuck is that?
This is Patrick Star? What the fuck is that?
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
Ooh!
This sounds like Patrick.
A plane!
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
One on, top-top-top.
Turn around.
You're saying stop and you keep going.
Cause if we kept going forward we're gonna get speed boost into the thing.
Hey, what the fuck?
I'm sorry, I can focus on the go at the direction and the speed at the same time.
Is it a crime? Is it a crime to be gifted?
Go.
That is genuinely...
Patrick.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
We made it!
I know you just get the fuck out of me though.
This is truly the fine line of friendship.
Oh man!
Is he busting or not?
Who's that guy?
Sorry, I trolled.
I trolled.
Yeah, you sure did.
Hold hold hold hold hold.
What was that?
Cause we were at like a fucking 90 degree angle, you want to tell them?
What was that?
He's like whoo whoo whoo.
I feel like you don't feel the sense of urgency that a lava pit might create for us.
You don't think I don't feel urgency?
What do you mean?
I just feel like you don't have any urgency right now.
I feel like you listen to fucking kids bop and have a fucking good time because you
are not locked in.
Kids bop?
What are you talking about bro?
Tell them I'll talk to her about your kids bop addiction.
My kids bop addiction?
What the fuck?
Hello?
Tell them. Tell them.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Hello?
I should have myself that by the way, don't you?
Jackmaster, they could just pop.
Ooh, not.
Hold on.
I tell you, hold on and it's like...
Hold on to the immediate fire death of the universe. I will
Guys you're on easy street right now
I have a son and a freaking son
I know I know I know all the walking dead characters you've dropped down
How did you not know that your character called Daryl?
Because I haven't seen the show.
You guessed.
Okay, guess another character.
Ed Sheeran.
Wrong.
I was that close?
Why did you paddle that?
Wrong.
Please a lover god.
Please a lover god.
Please a lover god.
Do you feel no sense of urgency, queen?
We love the abyss and the death and all you have to do is turn left and you simply go right.
Stop!
That's it.
The mask is off now.
What are you showing your ass?
Why? Why?
Please.
Come on.
Okay we gotta get rid of the one-stop.
Alright.
Oh we have speed into it, you have to be kidding me.
No way, that's so fucked.
That is fucked.
That's so fucked up.
Oh god.
I thought we were going inside.
We're in sync.
We're in sync. We're in machine.
Look at that light performance right now, so in sync.
Does that send it?
Fuck off!
Oh my god, that's so fucking fucked up.
We didn't so good too.
We didn't sink.
Okay, we bad, we a little bit, a little bit too in sync there.
This game sucks.
You can't play sucks.
Fucking voice by budget. Spongebob and Patrick too.
Slow, slow, slow.
Okay.
the whole way to much sending it sorry sorry that was my fault it's okay it's okay you
know you can it's never too late yeah stop stop
They send it
I don't know if it will be...
Bro! I think...
Yeah
We've got timing I guess
I don't know how, but...
This feels like a very...
This is now, what's fucking later?
Oh my God, I don't know how you are now
Sorry, sorry, sorry, that was my fault
That was my fault
You get too excited sometimes
It's like, you have that thought that when you're driving where you're like, you've been
driving for a couple of hours and you're like, this, I can just crash the car, that's a very
moment.
I just like fucking crashed this, like this could be the last time.
Just drive into a ravine right now.
How do you drive off the site?
Oh my god.
It's just.
It's just like you can't really tell like when, you know what I mean?
You see that?
Well you know, no, no, so like, there is no, if we are sliding in any direction, you should
just paddle immediately, you know what I mean?
Like in like that opposite direction essentially.
So if we're going to the left, you have to paddle.
If we're going to the right, I stop.
hold on hold on stop the timing was off I could if we if we'd gone let's be
gonna hit it I'm gonna need you to hold on sir
Alright. I'm ready. What happened? Oh, nothing. Did you turn on towards integration? No.
Maybe they'll help us.
I'm not gonna help us.
They'll help us.
There ain't no fucking way.
I mean, should I turn it on too?
Oh, well the boost is so good.
Sure, I won't spam boost.
What the fuck is going on?
Oh, I can't see anything.
I can't see anything either, we broke the game with the fucking glitch!
It's a great game!
It's a great game.
Alright, let's see how far it is.
Alright, spam boost.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Where I can I can do so they can only boost us
Let's put down a zero
Oh my god, I should have got it.
What the fuck?
Guys, guys, guys, only one, only one person is left.
Stop!
I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to kill you!
Only one person.
Okay, you can just get it.
Let me hold one first.
I'm gonna go check it out. I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna stop boosting. I'm gonna stop.
Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
That's a turning it off.
I'm turning it off.
Run!
I turned it off to one second only.
Okay this will work. This will work now.
There's no way it's gonna work now.
It will, it will, it will. Don't get the timing. Get the timing.
Oh my god!
Fuck the timing is...
Oh my god!
It's not gonna work!
Oh yeah, the timing's off.
Okay, let's...
Let's change it.
Wait, we do it?
Oh shit, we did it!
Wait, what the fuck?
Oh shit!
Okay, it's off now.
Okay, there we go, we did it.
You're crazy.
Oh, we're going fast.
There you shall.
Come on, let's go.
Don't go too fast, go too fast because it's going to push us.
Very nice.
Follow me to the camera.
Okay.
Okay, and then I turn us.
Oh my god.
Oh, you turn, you turn.
We're good?
Okay.
Okay, let's check when the straight point
Very nice go fast
Nice
Fuck yeah, okay, well I have a way I have a technique to handle this one
You're gonna turn the boost on again
Yes
They're gonna boost us over, check this out.
They're gonna boost us over.
And this jump up.
Okay, why does it fail us?
What the- We have to open the gate!
Sha, you gotta open the gate, Sha.
Sha, you gotta open the gate, buddy. I don't wanna tell you, Sha.
Okay.
Did we hit it?
Oh, we hit it!
You- You- You-
Okay, okay, okay.
I have to turn the jump down, so.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
There's a techboy down there.
Okay, okay, okay.
You jump, you jump on that.
It's a done.
Wait, I'm already in.
Oh, you're not awake.
Wait
I'm like fucking around
Oh my god, what is this?
What do you know?
It's a bad one.
Do you steal it?
No.
Oh fuck.
Okay, I get you after the burst.
Uh-oh.
I think this is very bad that this happened.
Now we're... okay.
3, 2, 1, Pat!
What happened?
Why are we at the beginning?
I clicked restart.
I thought it would restart as a checkpoint.
No!
How do I go back?
I don't think we can.
I don't think we can.
I don't think we can Connor.
No, say it himself.
We can't, we can't go back now.
No, I don't want to do all that all over again.
They can help us.
We're not going to make it.
Oh, yeah.
Motha-staring!
Oh, yeah.
I'm scared.
Well, you can scare.
I can't scare.
You scared us. How they doing that?
What the fuck?
I'm fine.
What is that chat, steering us?
Oh, they're steering us.
So they're steering us?
Okay chat, line the boat chat.
Okay chat, line the boat.
It's not in my land.
Let's get to the end chat.
Get to the end of the line.
Okay, how much can you do this? How much can you do this, Chad? How much can you do this? Good job.
Okay, you got it? Okay.
Are we going to check for a guy now, Chad? Are we going to check for a person who's okay?
come on chat come on you guys are so bad at this you guys are so bad at
Hazlin, by the way.
What is happening?
Oh, no shots.
That's something I'm about to do.
What are they doing?
I'm to jump off for now.
I'll hold down here.
Okay, look they're getting that, they're getting that, they're getting that, they're getting that.
Where's the checkpoint? I can't see it.
I can't see it.
You don't mind, don't stupid me.
Okay.
There's a checkpoint.
Okay, if you land through right here, chat.
No, right, sit down, sit down.
There's a checkpoint down there.
Okay.
Okay.
I
Okay
Okay, maybe I have to turn the jump off.
Look at that.
Can you tell me when we're like directly over it?
Can you turn it off?
Can you tell me?
Oh, I'll be fine.
You'll take what?
I'm gonna take it.
No, just the water.
The water.
We're no one here.
How the fuck can we get over here?
I'm sorry.
We're no one here actually!
That was a triple version short track, yeah, it fucking worked.
It just sent him down for some reason.
Hey.
Did anyone notice that?
Shut up, it's not one of these things, dude.
Where are you going, Chat?
Chat, lock in.
There's no way.
Chat can't do this.
They can do this.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
They keep going the wrong way.
They keep going the wrong way.
I put an AI to play these games for a blah blah blahs.
That's what we do.
This is, an AI would be better at this.
Then everyone in chat, an AI would be way better than this enough on that chat.
They've been trying for six minutes.
They cannot get in line dude.
No!!
No!!
No!!
They're trying to get in there
and they immediately back into the wrong direction
No!!
Why you don't go on your circles
you're going to get on your circles
Look at how you guys are going
No, you gotta get in there
No!!
No!!
There you go, there you go
I told you they weren't going to do it.
If you save it right on a pet point I'll give the hundred subs
Yeah.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Too many cooks in the kitchen, I think.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
We can't go down.
We have to get some water.
So they managed to get back and then they went straight over again.
They went straight over to Gebs.
Oh my god, they go in the complete opposite direction again.
Tell me, do you see me in the fucking face now?
I told you. I'll get down yourself if you guys man on a checkpoint.
I wish the community would have figured this out by now.
They would have all gone on this call and they all were communicating again.
They would've been able to set nine hours in shifts figuring this out.
You guys probably can fucking line the boat up.
I thought it was not gonna happen.
You don't have a son-in-law.
You don't have a son-in-law.
Actually, this is the only way I can understand you.
They just keep going in the wrong direction. I don't know how to fix this.
I wish I could take over, because this is my moment.
I can't even see. I can't see it.
I can't see it.
I'll disable one of them.
You can only paddle right now, Chat.
What's up, dude?
I haven't felt this is going to make it worse.
It was.
Are you gonna make a horse or gonna do a circles?
Not at all.
I believe in it.
I believe in it.
Guys, decide who are paddlers and who are jumpers.
Okay?
Figure this out.
Too many of you are paddling.
We, we, we are paddling.
Only one paddling cat is close to messing with you.
I don't know if this is too far.
They can't see.
Put your mouth up.
I'll just put my fingers to the side.
You can go into the sands and you can tour your blood out here right now this time.
No.
Well, you'll be a little mind-shap.
You'll find out. No paddle, no paddle.
Are you paddlers? Are you paddlers and we need to put in all paddlers?
Paddlers would early in the evening.
Okay, that's good. No paddle, no paddle.
the panel. You have to go this way. You guys are getting it. You guys are so close.
Oh, did I go right? No. Everyone's trying to collect the panel and then you're causing
Oh my god, it's nothing, oh my god, it's nothing, it's nothing.
Okay, get right there above it then.
Which checkpoint are they going to?
I don't know.
Oh, I see one down there.
I don't know.
I see one down there.
This really is like watching an AI play a game.
What is it, what is the Bob-Block that's been on there?
I'm going to have to turn off the paddle.
We gotta do a twitch please.
Okay I've turned off the paddle and I'm going to have to turn off the paddle.
Yeah!
Are they?
Yeah, they're still landed there.
Yeah!
Yeah!
There's five of them!
Where's the check mark?
I can't see it.
Uh oh.
No?
Nope, nope.
Yeah, no.
No, dad, no!
No, dad, no!
I know!
He's a little out of it.
I'm trying, I'm trying!
Dad, no!
Dad, no, no, no, no!
No, dad, no, no, no!
Dad, turn around!
Dad, turn around!
No!
oh no no no no no no no no no yeah yeah yeah okay okay okay right to the right to the right
to the right yeah okay okay okay okay so for the little but paddle to the left left one
One time
Chopped up to the left ones, please
Yeah
You have to paddle to the right.
You need to move to the right.
I'll do the left.
This is a disaster.
It's not going to do it Connor.
I can't do it.
I can't. I can't do it.
Oh
Oh my god, this music is killing me, I'm going to be in the road right now.
Hold on, Chad, I'm sorry, I can't with the sounds anymore.
Where the fuck are these fuckers?
I'm going crazy.
Thank god, I turned it off.
Wait, chat?
you
you
you
you
you
I'll give him a patrolling, I'll give him a patrolling, I'll give him a patrolling,
I'll land in the lava chat, I'll land in the lava, I'll land in the lava, lava hurts.
I'll land in the lava, oh.
Oh my god you panicked, you guys panicked, you guys are panicking.
Don't panic! Don't panic! Don't panic! Don't panic!
Don't panic! Don't panic!
I'll panic then.
I'll panic then.
Oh, I'll see what they're doing. Jump jump jump jump!
Okay.
Wait, we gotta turn...
Turn the other way.
Turn the other way.
Turn the other way.
I was so close.
You can do it! You can do it! Turn the other way!
You can do it!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You going forward?
Yeah, keep going forward. Go right forward.
Oh
You're so close
Oh man
They're close.
They are close, it drains a little hard.
Look, it's down there, it's right down there.
Literally check where I'm at.
This is so hard for me.
No, no, turn around, turn around, turn around.
Why are you all going the wrong way?
Turn around, turn around, turn around.
It's crazy how they'll always go in the wrong direction like so much and never in the correct
direction.
Turn around, turn around.
Turn around, turn around.
Look, there's another checkpoint down there Chad.
Look.
You can make that one, that was so easy.
Turn, turn, turn.
You can tell when Jett is panicking.
You just gotta make it to one checkpoint, Jett.
They're so cool. They're never gonna do it. They're never gonna fucking do it. They're so bad at this
They're so dog shit
I don't have it anymore
It's so passive how they'll not just go complete wrong direction
Turn around! Turn around! Turn around!
You guys need to organize. Who are the paddlers and who are the boosters? You guys got to organize, man.
Turn around! Turn around!
You guys are all just spamming shit, hoping something will happen.
Just turn around. You can turn around.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, I have an idea. Mods, mods only paddle.
This is like the only way I feel like we need less paddlers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it. You got it. Keep going forward.
Come on. Come on. You can do it. Yeah. Yeah, you're doing it. You're doing it.
There we go. Okay. So are you gonna try and reach to the tip point down there?
There's one in your turn. I'm also paddling I think. I think I don't have to mod
are paddling, but it's the only way.
Hey, I see, I see, I see, I see Mod paddling, but don't don't paddle if you're not a mod.
It's the only way we're gonna get there.
Come on, come on, you can do it.
You just need to turn around.
Turn around.
Mods you can spam, literally.
You're going back.
Just turn around, that's okay.
You just need to turn around.
Okay, you're doing it.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, you got to slightly,
slightly turn
to the right.
Okay.
Slightly right.
You got to get,
line up to the right.
I gotta get lined up to the right.
That big pool they can definitely land on below.
Yeah, they can. They can do it.
I can't fucking see anymore.
You need to turn around.
You turn the jump off for a second?
Hm?
I'm turning jumps off while they can actually see what the fuck they're doing.
Just paddle forward.
Paddle forward, paddle forward.
Okay, now you gotta go, yep, yep, yep, you do it, you do it, you do it, okay, don't
over, don't over paddle, don't over paddle, now you gotta turn around, I think there's a
There's one in the water
There's one down there
Well it's going all the way back
Oh my god the mods are so bad at steering this bro
This relaxes okay they're trying their best
You can do it
You can do it I believe
They're almost there
Yeah! Oh! Careful, careful!
Wow! Good job! Not a checkpoint, but you landed in water!
Okay, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, don't fall!
Don't fall, don't fall! Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
Jump! Keep jumping! Jump! Up, up, up, up, up, up, up!
Okay, we're gonna try again, okay? We're gonna try again!
And...
Okay, now...
It's just going...
You guys are going so far away!
Turn around, turn around, turn around!
Turn around, turn around!
Okay, guys, guys, let the mods paddle or else you're gonna go in circles.
We... we... we have to...
Okay, we're a little lost right now. That's okay.
That's okay, just keep going forward.
Oh, it's a fucking disaster.
I think... I think it's forward.
I'm kind of lost too. Hold on to it, I'm so sorry. Just keep jumping.
They're going the complete wrong direction.
Are they? That's my fault.
Yeah.
Run to this thing should be near the top.
Okay, there you are. There you are!
Yeah
That was good this person
You're so close
You're so close you're so close
you're doing your best you just need to get closer get closer to and and don't
worry to jump so you don't fall all the way down
that's okay that's okay
are you alright just my life okay that's good that's good that's good that's
That's good! That's good! That's good! Okay.
Now you gotta turn a little bit more.
There's a checkpoint like literally right down there.
Oh look! Aim for the one forward!
Look! The one over there! Up above the wall!
Yes, I'm on the blue thing. Come on. I'm leaving you.
That's it.
Gotta turn?
Oh!
Oh my god, you're so close.
You're so close!
I don't know why they're so close.
How's the closest you've ever been?
I'd send off their ability jump, that's why I've defaulted.
Oh, I see.
Alright guys, get us near the end and then you'll drop us in.
Perfectly.
What?
We can't.
Perfect.
Roosh isn't able to.
Yeah, I'm only going to land it perfectly.
I don't think we can. I don't think it's possible.
Yeah, there is. There is.
You got a ton?
I'm giving the Tony's.
I'll have him up.
Okay, I'm on the direction of them.
They're avoiding the door.
Well, I mean, to be fair, you let it off.
It's on now, but look, they're not turning.
Wait, the new attorney is just gonna take some time.
I got some time.
I was just taking some time.
I gotta get in here, bro.
Where's my fucking shadowy now?
Are you-
No way.
I got a help, bro.
Useless.
I've no idea what's wrong with me I can't believe it
let them do it!
right, that's how you're doing good you just need to keep going forward and move a little
a little bit to the left.
A little bit to the left.
Now you're going to the right.
You're going to the right!
Okay, okay, now you have to turn to the right.
Yeah, you're doing it!
Don't fall, don't fall.
Come on.
Oh, what are you twinking?
I'm messing with the controls to get them there.
You keep turning things off and confusing them.
They're not mice.
I know they're not, but they're still people with brains.
Unforgettable.
What?!
So close!
They're trying!
Okay?
Wait! Oh, no, no!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Aw, you can hit that checkpoint totally over there, to the right.
You can hit that checkpoint to the right.
You need to go to the right.
You're like, literally right there.
Oh
Come on
There you
in the sky.
What the fuck are you doing?
They're coming the wrong direction. They can paddle right.
There's no one's doing it.
They're trying!
They're trying their best, they're trying their best.
The best isn't fucking good enough.
We have to line up for them, that's the only way.
They're too incompetent at driving.
They tried their best.
They did try their best.
I think they were going pretty good.
I don't know.
We're going pretty good now.
Okay.
So turn.
Let's stop.
Okay.
Let's...
Hmm.
Let's get to this checkpoint for them.
This might be the play.
I think this will be it, this will be it.
Stop.
Stop.
Nice, okay.
This is the play now. Stop.
Okay, can we hit the tick point first though? No, no, no, really? Now, what are they gonna hit it for us?
Now jump
Not a jump
See
Okay, it's pretty close
But let's uh to this way and I stop stop
now it's lined up
not gonna work
oh fuck
no no we can line it up for them
okay this, nope, oh
okay how long
okay
stop
Oh, they're so close.
Surely.
Oh, dude. Actually, if we line it up for them, fuck.
Okay.
Alright.
Fuck!
The delay is like crazy.
No, it won't work.
I think it won't work.
Okay, yeah, see? We're just like a little bit.
Okay, let's try now. Hopefully the hinge get it right away.
Okay, this is it, this is it. This is it.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck, I brought you home. Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
I can turn it off.
That was it, though.
Yeah.
Ah, the fuck to get out of this.
What?
I don't know.
Hmm.
What? Are you?
I
Changed my nose
Look at Japanese, what are you doing? We had it dude. We freaking had it
We just die what happens here we just float forever
whatever
fireball
fireball let's chat
get us, get us with fireballs
dude we had that dude
we had that
look at the fireballs we'll go
I guess there's no way we can jump into the fireball
let's try that
I
Was making fireballs behind this
Okay
fuck we landed it I fucking had to fireball
oh no dude
I can't believe that
this is not a run
what are we doing? how are we doing here?
I don't know
Oh, that was a good job, Jack!
Oh, so it's the spiky things that kill you.
Yeah.
So on steering you guys just can't steer.
Fine, I'll always do them.
You guys just can't do it. You guys are unable to do it.
I'll do is I'll do steering I'll put on a five second five second full-round so
you guys have to like lock it inside here that might that might be the player
Why does the play out now?
Seems to be helping.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
People are spamming it almost immediately.
Oh my god, people spamming it almost immediately.
No.
Guys stop paddling right.
Whoever is paddling right, you're a bad person.
Stop it.
Paddle right if you're a terrorist.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, they're never gonna do this now, they're never gonna do this.
I'm trying to get a basket on him.
The problem is, is that there are bad actors in the chat.
There are charaters amongst us.
I'm going to get a cup of tea and if they've done it when I come back, 100 gifted subs.
Jack, come on, we've got to do it now!
I wanna get this song said delegate from
Hunter for me, Hunter for me
We have to, we have to, we gotta do it now!
You better fucking land this goddamn boat
You better fucking land this goddamn boat
One chat, turn around, turn around
Turn around, turn around
Turn around, turn around
Come on, you can do it, I believe
You can do it. All you gotta do is just turn around.
Once you turn around, you're phone free.
Just gotta turn. Turn around.
Come on. You can do it.
You just gotta turn a little bit.
Well, a lot because you're going the exact complete opposite way.
I
Cat, you just need to turn around.
Just turn around.
Just turn around.
You can do it. All I need to do is just turn around.
Okay, now turn, turn more, turn more, turn more, turn more.
Oh, go left.
You need to turn right.
You've got to turn right.
To the right.
To the right.
To the right.
To the right.
To the right.
to the right!
to the right!
to the right!
to the right!
ok well apparently right is left
reverse.
I
What was that?
What?
Did I get an achievement?
How are you guys doing?
Oh my god, we got an achievement for pataling 5,000 times.
Hey, you got an achievement, now you've got to do it.
Come on, to the checkpoint, quick!
Forward, forward, now!
achievement. Now you gotta do it. Come on to the checkpoint quick! Forward! Forward!
No!
No!
Forward!
Forward!
Forward!
No!
Forward!
Forward!
Forward!
Forward!
Forward!
Forward!
No!
Forward!
Forward!
Forward!
Forward!
Forward!
Forward!
Forward!
Forward!
Forward!
No!
Forward!
Forward!
Forward!
Forward!
Forward!
Forward!
No!
Allright!
Tu alone to left to left to left to left to left
left, left, left, left, left.
Please, Ruff.
I'm going to take it.
I'm going to give you a little twist.
Just a little twist.
I'm just going to give you a little twist.
Give it a little twist.
No, don't paddle right.
Paddle the other side.
We're going to the left.
Guys, that's 200 subs bro.
200 subs, uh, 200 subscriptions.
Cat, you have to go to the left. I don't know how to tell you this.
Oh, let me guess. They're up close.
Did they die?
No.
Dude, they're not even close. This is diabolical. I wish I could control the shit myself.
Diabolical.
This is fucking diabolical, mate!
Fucking diabolical.
Ugh.
Fucking diabolical, mate!
No, this is- this is like Oda's writing, bro. He won't get to the point. He won't fucking get to the one piece.
Yeah! Yeah! You're almost there, Jack! Turn, turn, turn! Yes! Turn, turn, turn, turn!
Oh! I almost had it! I almost had it! I almost had it! God damn!
Goddamn, almost had it, Goddamn.
So I couldn't get away from this.
Oh, blame me, blame me, blame me for that showcomings.
You keep taking away their, their, their jumps, and their balls, and their paddle.
The only way we're going to do this is if we do that way.
If you take everything away from them, what will they have left?
Nothing.
They can't do anything.
We gotta get them over again.
They can't do anything, Connor.
If you take it all away, they can't do anything.
We gotta line it up for them.
They're so bad at this.
They're so bad.
You gotta give them the freedom.
I'm the trust!
You're gonna crack me with it!
I know what they're gonna do!
You're gonna hit them over this checkpoint.
So do it.
Okay nice, now we kill ourselves.
dramatically. Okay, so, line up. Perfect. Now we're letting the jumps. Boom. They're gonna go crazy.
Oh, then we're walking a little bit more than that.
Okay, we gotta steer it for them again.
again. I believe in them. No, we're all home. I have no mother's stables here. If we ran
in the pool...
Is it?
Is it? No! We were so close!
Hey, just one more and it would have been fine.
Tell everyone to turn it off.
You're going, you're going, you're going, you're going, you're going, turn it off.
Damn.
Uh, tell me before we get that.
Okay, okay.
Oh my god, there's a reset.
What?
Why are you boosting?
What's up versus chomp?
Well, what are you getting boosted?
The chomp boosts you.
Right on the 1.
What?
Not me.
I should be sooner.
You're gonna do way before.
Yeah, I should be way sooner.
I'm gonna do it.
You're bad at this.
I'm gonna do it.
do it. You're bad at this. You're washed. You're washed. You're five. Me? You're five.
Let's do it for them.
Is it you?
Ah, you did it!
I'll take it away, Shat.
What are you gonna do now?
Oh, God.
Okay, I think we have to line up for them.
Let's get them shot here.
Okay, so we have to do this obstacle for them, I think.
We can do this one, though.
Okay
Oh shit, sorry
Sorry, sorry, I'm panicking
You had it. That was you
Put a rhythm, skip a rhythm.
There.
Alright.
You got this.
Alright.
Sometimes I feel like there's like, I was just waiting.
I'm like paddling?
Any time soon?
I'm paddling.
Alright.
Alright.
Here we go.
Jeremy don't go too fast here.
Yeah.
Okay nice.
One more.
Oh sorry that was my fault, that was my fault, alright I did that.
Locked in a dream.
Okay sorry.
Alright fuck it, let's go fast.
I think we're better on the fast, yeah, I think we're better on the not okay
There's a little too fast. They just let em just trying to get to make better. Okay, let's go fast
Okay, we can slow it down.
Okay, really good.
Okay, let's get this.
Okay.
Okay, let's get that checkpoint for chat and then we'll let them take over.
They might be able to do it.
They might be able to do it, you know.
Yeah.
Wait, wait.
Go.
Guys, this is China, this is the time to shine.
Time to shine, dad.
Let's give a checkpoint.
Go on with the slime.
You can correct us today.
Okay, nice.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
to stop now. I think you're perfectly in line though. You're perfectly in line. Yeah.
There. Or no. No. Too low? I don't know. There's a checkpoint right there. Oh. Fuck,
the good thing is track and do it track and do it
okay well check don't do it
sometimes they just fucking send it
Oh
Now check right here. I think we hit it. Yeah
Yeah, we did wait this oh my god look what we're doing
We didn't hit it we didn't hit the checkpoint while we landed in the fucking car
It's crazy
That was crazy. I was so close. I nearly timed that perfectly.
I just want to hit that checkpoint so it makes our luck a little easier, you know?
Yeah.
Now.
What if I shoot it again?
Maybe.
Actually, I might have got a tough one.
Maybe not.
Oh!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's put it back on for them.
All right, there we go.
Fuck, we dodged it.
Dude, that one's so crazy.
Yeah, we need to get on that one.
Yeah
Install
Yeah, we see I believe in us I believe in us
You're your stuff
Okay, we're gonna get like a massive amount of drums I think from both, like, wow.
Give me these.
Oh!
How close are we?
We're super close.
Dude, it's so annoying how I can't see the fucking screen, man.
Yeah.
Tell me when.
Now.
Oh my god, I went over.
Okay, we're gonna land on the water, you ready?
Oh my god, it's so fast.
Oh my god, it's so fast.
Locking trap. Locking.
The timeline.
No.
Oh my god, it's not even remotely closed.
We could stop here.
Oh, if I would have paddled, I'm sorry, it's my fault.
Oh, that's okay, that's okay.
That was...
We're so close.
I
See if we can do this you got a paddle get ready. I think oh my god
Okay, we're gonna paddle. You ready? Okay.
Ooh! I trolled, I trolled, I trolled, that's me. That's me.
That was Scuttlebots, Scuttlebots killed us. I saw it.
Oh
So cool, I tried nearly tried it perfectly
Oh my god, that's us again, okay, am I always unable to fucking get this
That's hard.
Dude, how the fuck we should do this?
Typical as fuck, holy shit.
What's crazy is look at the ball.
Look how far we've gone.
Look how pretty it is.
Oh, not far, I know.
Oh, we need to stop right here.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No!
One shot, we got a brain cell, right?
Last minute. Finally.
I
Shit sorry, I should have told you I didn't know who to turn that I was like, oh wait, I think it's you
I couldn't tell
Okay, I was not
Let's just try it fucking of mine. Okay, let's try next time
Let's try it. Let's try it. I believe in us.
What? Okay. Yeah, let's try it.
Oh, fuck. What am I doing? What the fuck, Connor?
I think we can do it. I think we can do it.
Nice.
We did it!
Oh!
Sorry.
Yeah, it's on.
Sorry, Zany.
now I'm gonna do this perfectly
actually we did it we did it we locked in we did we are locked in
Okay, let's do it. We can do this. We don't fucking need them.
We don't fucking need these. Bozo boosting us.
Oh no!
I got it to me! I got it to me!
What the fuck?
Sorry, I still have a busy calling on Bozo's.
Jesus!
I wonder how this one works. We're just like speeding up with every paddle.
Stop! I think we have to like do as minimal paddles as possible.
I think every paddle you do speeds you up I think I'm still like ten hours
We had it, we had it.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
How do you?
Fuck.
Sorry.
I don't want to play with you.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Okay, alright, done.
Yeah, we're good.
I'm just like, I'm just like, I can hear the dial up and you're going.
o-kay
d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d
okay
go to me I'm trolling
h-h-h!
sorry sorry it was you I shoulda let you do it
I'm trolling you
spend like crazy
Yeah, it's confusing because the direction of the water is not the direction you're going yeah
Spam what's me? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so stupid. Sorry. Sorry. So the visual illusion
you should talk to me bro bro you should talk to me bro are you being
fucking for real right now bro are you being fucking for real bro bro be for
real right now I am being fucking for real with you right now
oh my god you see that fucking torture drift I just pulled off
The fuck was that?
I saw the fucking pattern in my head.
It's like, I can hear the like...
In your head, like as we're bowing through the fucking stone.
The amount of time is your fault though, and not my fault.
There is a lot of times where it is my fault, but there are a lot of times where you watch us die
And a-and a fucking painful day.
You're the reason we have nine resident needles.
Have my ball.
We're talking about...
People like you. People like you.
Um, you know what?
It's not easy street, yeah.
If it's people like me, the reason why we have nine resident needles, you're welcome.
You're welcome. We got hot Leon. You're fucking welcome.
You should be retired by now.
You're welcome. We got hot Leon. 52 year old Leon.
What do you want, but who's counting?
Bro, it's okay, you get better with age.
How's your life?
Mhmm.
If you're old men, hot.
Just fucking look at that, just fucking look at that.
No.
Mhmm.
Just go, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You told me, you told me last time.
I love how like you blame everybody but yourself.
It's everyone's fault but mine as always.
He always does this.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There's plenty of faults really man.
Yeah.
It's hard to say when it's my fault though because I'm more so perfect.
No comment on that one.
Huh?
What's that?
We can go right through that cliff?
That's crazy.
Alright, lock in.
It's all done.
Uh...
Lock in!
Lock in!
Lock in!
Lock in!
Lock in!
Hello?
Yeah, I'm here.
What were you doing?
I was so busy that you couldn't steer our ship there.
My meds.
Oh.
You think life-saving medicine is more important than a video game?
Yes.
But you're on the wrong platform.
I'm sorry, I didn't know I was on fucking cake.
Yeah, cake is where people take medical things seriously.
Alright, well I need a couple more times chat, I have to have a sponsored stream in 10 minutes.
Lock in.
Alright.
Hmm?
I have to pee.
Alright, go pee.
I'll be right back.
So you're locked the fuck in.
What?
Wait, you can boost us into that, right?
Ass!
Okay, here's the next play, boost me, chat.
Okay chat, I'll play with you, okay?
I'm paddling this way.
paddle left, okay?
Sorry, right. You're paddling.
Right, right, sorry.
That's still my shit.
You're paddling right.
Stop, stop, stop. We're going through the fucking ceiling, chat!
Good job Jack, good job, good job, good job.
Stop, stop, stop paddling, stop paddling, chat!
Alright, you're banned, you're banned, no you're banned.
0.7.
Oh what am I doing here? I accidentally opened up a screenshot.
Fuck! No!
I was on the fucking screenshot and I tabbed out of the screenshot, I clicked the X and
then I clicked Restart when I came out of it, you can't make this shit up.
I'm gonna fucking crash out, I'm gonna fucking crash out, I'm done, I'm done chef.
This was me bro.
Ohm, don't ohm me.
Don't ohm me.
Rage quiet.
Rage quiet.
Let me, okay, okay, Channa, you know what, just for that buddy.
immortalize your type of on my stream.
Let's keep it up on the stream.
Why not a show of wrong?
Sure.
My guy.
This guy.
In the air,
always con as full to smush.
Bullying chatter.
buddy this guy wanted to believe me let's see how it works out from let's say it works out from
he's a bully yeah this guy is a bully we should mock him accordingly
we have a very uh vid very important dummy
Oh, no, no, no, do I need to restart my PC to start this game?
I'm done mocking him.
Dude, I was curious because I mentioned Gears of War earlier and I looked up that there's
Gears of War on Steam.
There is.
But it's only Gears of War 1 and it's 40 pounds, I guess 50 USD for a remake.
And it's not even a remake.
just like a remaster. Is this for real? There's no way bro. Look at this. Let me show you.
I'm in awe. The lion, the witch and the audacity of this bitch. What the hell is this? Game
patch has it um I never used game pass I'll be honest with you
there's a Gearsball 5 no that's gotta be fake
Gears is Blizzard no it's not Blizzard it was just an Xbox I think yeah look at
this
it is 4k 60 fps sure but like how can you how can you do that
look at this 39 great British pounds about 50 bucks
he's member epic of course on steam it's literally on steam it's 50 pounds 40
pounds on steam and it's got like horrible reviews it's mixed how to get
mixed on a remake. What did you do?
Swell it looks nice, thank you.
On carp, dude. It's such a good carp game. I don't know what it takes, but it's so good!
I think it would be rated higher if we upped the price. Hmm. I'm very smart.
There's six gears of wars? Does that count the spin-off?
There's no way.
There is no way. There is no possibility on this planet, on this Earth.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello, sorry.
Hi.
I really like the pee.
That's okay.
I really like the pee-pee.
Hey, it's all good.
Yeah
Yeah, I gotta start my sponsored segment in like five minutes. Okay. Well, it was fun playing games
It was very fun. It's great. I loved it so much
Yeah, you have fun have fun
Oh, she's on me didn't have fun. I didn't really so you say you didn't have fun. I guess I had fun
Well, she did
guys I think she had fun
I did, I had fun, I had fun because we got to play games
me too, oh fuck, I was trying to open up
the marathon and put me in a game I think
I was just trying to get to the menu, what is going on here boys?
that's not scary, are we crazy?
Yeah, all right, and what a panel I gotta do.
What are you going to do for the stream today?
I don't know, I haven't decided yet.
Ooh, so many possibilities.
Yeah, I don't know what game to play though.
Well, what are the options?
Well, you can finish, no, you wouldn't finish Resident Evil today.
We got Resident Evil, we got Walking Dead.
many options so many options guys it feels like we're on easy street
we're on easy street today all my chat and figure out what we're gonna do yeah
Yeah, that's a great suggestion from chat, you can play TFT.
Uh...
I could also end it all today, too.
But I'm not doing that.
So you don't like that?
TFT?
It's a special day, right?
Huh?
You know today's a special day, correct?
What is it?
It's St. David's Day.
We're the same day today
Wow, fake Welsh
That was a Welsh holiday. What it what what does that mean?
Well, it's it's kind of like St. Patrick's Day of the Welsh
Do you celebrate it?
Yeah, you do
Yeah, what are you doing this day?
Normally we would do some folk dancing and we would
Well, I like little leaks
And uh, or daffodils?
Oh, it's a patron saint of Wales.
Mmm, yes.
Daffodils?
Daffodils.
Mmm, new-school concerts and food.
Yeah.
I see. What are you gonna do for same day with today?
today I'm gonna get fucked up you have a sponsor you can get fucked up I'm gonna
get fucked up no sponsor you can get fucked up now I need to resize the
image for the twitch panel though because they gave me an image that's like one
gigabyte I need to shrink it but they always do that my my mods do fix it for
me yeah I well I think I need someone to help me with it because if only you
you had a veil. But you don't because he's mine.
I don't know if my mod is. Okay, I just need to.
Do you want Vell to help you? No, I'm what I'm on set, help to help.
Thank you, mod. Oh, thank you, mod. Well.
Alright, well I'm gonna start my sponsored section. I hope you have a beautiful rest of your stream.
I hope you have a beautiful rest of your stream.
Thanks so much, thank you for gaming with me today.
Thanks for playing games with me.
It was a lot of fun.
I had a lot of fun.
Alright, I will see you soon. Bye.
Okay, bye bye.
Very good boy.
Buh-Buh.
Buh-Buh.
Buh-Buh.
Buh-Buh.
And now we're gonna have a special poll time to decide what we're doing today.
For you see, we still have plenty of time…
To our stream today!
Is there a new daily dose, is there?
I could always just watch it tomorrow.
He's just playing walking dead.
He is!
He's playing walking dead!
Look at that walkers!
Walkers!
Walkers Walkers
Truly yes, truly an influencer, truly I am.
Truly an influencer, that is me.
absolutely absolutely truly an
influential let's make a poll hold up
I'm not make a poll now we got
What do we do?
Walking dead?
Resident Evil 9?
What do we do?
Walking dead?
Resident Evil 9?
Agree?
Agree?
oh my gary shoot Kenny what the fuck
I were not shooting Kenny today
um my voice zoo
I'm not.
Now the pole has begun.
Oh I think walking dead is gonna win.
Ha ha ha ha.
Connor and Michi both beat Agree.
I know I gotta beat it.
I gotta beat it! I gotta beat it!
The pull is up and it looks like walking dead is gonna wean bro.
Don't forget to vote because if you don't vote your voice doesn't get heard.
And then you can't cry about it later if you don't vote.
Don't worry if we don't play my voice you will always play it um I play it sometime this
week I wanna play it.
Wooo walking dead we're gonna finish it bruvz.
You know what that means final season time no me shown.
Guys, I've made the executive decision to not play Michonne because everybody says it's really bad.
I will save Michonne for another day, one day.
What is time to get on down to Easy Street?
We're almost done.
We just have season 4.
and me she's playing you right now see you so actually it should put she's playing
Ray right now right you know what I'm gonna do let me give her a call she
probably won't answer though she probably won't answer
she's probably not gonna answer it's really deep in the game
Ring ring ring ring!
Hello? House? How you like in the game?
So far we killed a bunch of people including our brother and we told Clementine that our family's dead.
That's great. That's great so far. Really good.
Yeah, are you are you liking the game?
It's pretty good. I thought you're playing a game right now. I'm about to play more walking dead, bro. Oh
I'm on see I'm on the last season. Oh
Yeah, but I wanted to call you because I wanted to check in on you and see
How you were doing?
And if you like it's been really good. I don't know why Lee keeps fucking falling over though
I feel like I'm getting rage baited every time Lee falls. I'm just like brother
You're like, bro, what the fuck is going on, man? You can't human what's happening, bro? You're a grown-ass man
Aren't you strong? I
Want to ask you know that fucking scene where you save a lady that got bit in the in the hotel thing
Yeah, in the first season did you like when she's like give me your gun
Did you go like give her the gun or did you like don't give her the gun?
Uh, shit, I don't remember.
Do you remember what I did?
Oh, the lady that wanted to kill herself?
Yeah.
Yeah, uh, I don't think I gave it to her.
I didn't give it to her.
Also, did you try and save Doc or that other guy on the first ever chapter?
Oh, I tried to save the other guy.
Oh, but we made the same choices.
But I did not give the gun to her.
she took the gun from me.
Yeah, no, I did that too.
Okay, good, because in my mind I was like,
I'm in the apocalypse, I'm not giving anybody my gun
because if the zombies won't kill me,
humans want to kill me.
You know what?
A lot of my choices are influenced
because I've been watching the show,
so I'm like, I'm already like,
I'm like in the sauce.
So I'm thinking like, I'm living it.
I'm thinking like I'm living it.
You know what I mean?
Mmmmmmmmm!
So we can not even attack-
I didn't give a damn because if you're gonna kill herself, that's fine.
This is not with a gun cause it's gonna attract zombies.
That's also true!
That's a lot of noise!
Now I'm like, dude, I have an axe.
Like I'll do it for you bud, but they don't let you do it for them.
No, they don't.
Because they go crazy, you know, in that situation a lot of people just lose their
mind, they don't know what to do.
Aye.
Die.
Just die?
Die, bro.
Just die, bro.
Well, I want to tell you that I'm glad you like it.
It hasn't been too sad recently, so I want you to know the moment the first really sad
cut scene happens, you're done.
You'll know because I'll be like, what the fuck?
I'll be in the DMG like, what the fuck?
Oh yeah you're, I feel like right now like, there's not a lot going on but soon.
Oh wow.
There's gonna be a lot more going on and you're gonna be like what the fuck.
I'm just so excited, huh?
Alright, I'm gonna play this. I swear to God, Mouse, if it's gonna ruin my day, you're done.
You know
No, surely it'll be fine. I tried to open the lock with a remote and I got lead to go open sesame
That was nice
Very random cutscene, but that was good. Oh
She had fun with your walking dead. Okay. Have fun
You're done if this makes me cry vows
She's gonna cry
Oh my god.
They'll just send me a fucking tweet of this Leon Cosplayer and he looks so good. He looks real.
He brought him to life. Leon Kennedy. The 51 year old Leon Kennedy.
No Michonne! Only...
FINAL SEASING!
After a long search, a secluded school could be home for young survivors, Clementine and AJ, but protecting it will mean sacrifice.
Oh shit, Grandpa! Grandpa's here?
I got my Cheerios, I got my Popo Chico, I got water.
I got- I'd barely drink Chalky Milk anymore.
I don't really need to drink it much.
I've been like eating more foods and stuff
I'm excited to watch you finish this I wonder if we could finish it well we probably won't finish it today
Because it's five chapters and each chapter like two hours
well, I
Heard that these chapters are longer
But Chucky milk so good. Oh, it's four chapters. Oh, okay
But they're long! They're long, I tell ya! They're long! Still 10 hours to stream!
18 hours to stream today! Let's fucking go, bro!
Miss Dust, thank you so much for the raid out in a great stream! Hello!
Oh, laser won't catch, laser, you're gonna die?
Tomorrow's your death day.
Tomorrow you're dying.
It's a little life today.
He'll be able to catch it, he just won't be alive.
You'll see it from beyond the grave.
I'm waiting for ads to be over.
He's gonna be a worker!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Maybe I should confirm certain choices you've previously made.
When the dead started walking, I was small and alone.
A man named Lee became my protector.
Aw Lee.
Lee protected other people too.
What what what? He didn't protect him?
Uh oh shit.
We saved Carly, right?
You can never save everyone.
If it's important, I say why am I doing this?
We're just as dangerous as the dead.
A woman in our group named Lily lost her dad, and then she just couldn't cope.
She took the life that Lee saved.
We left her- Why are we doing this? If we imported the same, why is it doing this?
Oh, they only imported last season. Oh my god, fuck.
Wait, so if- if we- if we did check choices, then what-
Would it be this same shit again, or what?
We left Lily behind.
We left her on the side of the road.
Lee taught me how to survive.
He protected me as long as he could.
but he got bit because of me and even in the end he was still teaching
let's keep your hair short right shit this sucks wait if we if we if we would
have done the others the other choice would it just like taking all of our
choices?
Keep that hair short, just not worth the risk.
Lee wouldn't make it.
He knew it was the end.
He made one final request.
Maybe I should have done the other one.
Quick to continue.
He asked me to shoot him.
And I did.
Oh well.
I met another group after that, broken people, running from their past.
There was a woman who gave birth to a boy named Alvin Jr.
AJ.
He made it.
But the mom didn't.
And I started to take care of him.
But then, Jane left AJ in the snow.
We thought he was gone forever.
That was the last straw for Kenny.
And without Lee around, I had to make the call.
I couldn't.
And Kenny killed Jane.
Oh, should I remember to kill Jane?
Jane hid him to make a point.
Knowing what they'd done.
Yeah, me!
I still decided we were better together for AJ's sake, I like everything else
It wouldn't last
AJ and I traveled to a new frontier. I thought we'd found something that worked, but I was wrong again
They took AJ from me
Damn bro. I was too young to take care of him.
Wait, I gotta get my hat. My fucking hat, bruv.
You can't be a you can't you can't you cannot have your head on you gotta have your head on
I gotta have my head on.
Okay.
I thought maybe they were right.
I said my goodbyes.
I regretted it later.
Shit.
I searched for a long time.
Just when I gave up hope.
I found him.
We're searching together now, for a place we can call home.
I'm all AJ has, he's all I have, and I'll protect him with my life.
Just like Lee did for me.
Awww.
Oh, Clementine!
She's grown up so much!
She is the protector now!
I
Oh, the hat is falling apart, bro.
What's S to just a weird mirror?
Oh.
What the- Hey, what are you doing there, goofball?
But you know we got bullets.
Well, don't. It's getting on my nerves.
I don't like goofball.
No.
I'm too big for it.
Someone's all grown up.
So I guess you're all grown up now.
Yep.
Let me drive.
What the fuck?
I'm not letting you drive.
I don't know, you're a kid!
Uh oh, he hungry.
What's wrong?
AJ?
Holy.
You can eat this broccoli.
We'll get on that again.
Here, practice your reading.
I don't wanna.
It'll take your mind off the stomach.
Then give him the fucking broccoli!
Pre-heat.
Oven.
Place cream...
...an illa...
Wait a minute!
He's reading a cooking thing!
Pan and bring to a boy...
And he's hungry!
On second thought, never mind.
That's only gonna make you hungrier.
You know what?
Here you go.
About all we got.
What about you?
I'm fine.
Go for it.
We'll find something else soon.
I believe you.
Aw.
Dan, that's a nice car.
What the fuck?
Where we find that?
Where we find that car at?
Where we find that?
She's all grown up, guys.
We watched her grow.
Are we gonna go back and see how she got AJ or no? I'm so confused
It has to be a flashback
I don't we find him where do we get him from?
Or hit the field
Think so looks clear
we're doing it oh shit knife what if he just like turns around and stabs her I
don't know where friendly ring bell
look at toy
We're all these ugly ass toys we got here.
Pick up canteen.
We need water too.
You have canteen.
You haven't had clean water in days.
Take the crowbar.
Prybar.
Oh, it's called prybar.
Prybar.
Oh, it's called pry bar?
Find food.
Alright.
Let's find some food.
Friendly?
Bring the bell.
What does it mean?
It means the people here shoot first.
Should we?
I don't know if we should ring the bell or not.
Fuck.
What did you do?
Probably dead.
Yep, dead.
Well, at least we woke him up and we know who's there.
We just did one bell ring, one ding.
Ding dong, ding dong.
Let's go ding dong.
Use the mouse to look around.
Welcome to my world.
We are in the final season.
First chapter of the final season.
Oh, there he is.
What? Sir!
AJ, stay back.
I wanna kill too!
Why would I stun a zombie?
It's down. Still with me? Still here. No bites.
Aww.
Let's...we get in there.
He's so cute.
Old shift of one.
What do you want? You wanna go on here?
Monster trap?
It's not a trap. You swing on it.
He's never seen one!
Fun, you get in the tire and someone pushes you so that you go really high.
Wanna try it?
I wanna try. After we clear this place.
Looking pretty good.
Um, go around bro.
You just gonna stand over there?
Right here.
Garden?
There's nothing here.
Nothing in the garden.
The garden's long dead.
Barrel?
Oh, is it alcohol?
or caca
or water
drink water?
how fuck no
uh
I don't know
it looks kinda gross
uh before we pry open the door let's look over here
Oh
Dear school interesting
You have collected a deer skull.
I don't want that!
Take that down!
I don't want that!
Get it off me!
I don't want it!
I don't go!
Shifting cue!
What do we do inside a new place? We listen for monsters. After that?
Uh...
Come on, you remember.
You got this, kid.
We...
Inside a new place?
We always find a way out.
That's right.
Find a way out.
AJ is always listening.
Oh, thanks.
Monsters. All tied up.
They can't get us?
Nope. Put them down, bro.
No, they can't.
Hmm.
The choice is determined what he will become.
This one's locked.
Security door.
Hmm.
Can't pry that open.
I know you're hungry.
I am too.
We'll find something, I promise.
We can do this.
Enter the ticket booth. Look at the walker couple.
Grab key. Read note.
Please leave us alone.
This is what we wanted.
What?
You wanted this?
We zombies strapped to a chair for the rest of your life?
Poison.
Did they give up?
They gave up.
They wanted to leave this world together.
They probably didn't know, they probably didn't know.
Lamp.
I mean, you could kill them.
Do we get the key?
It's risky might be another way through that door
Let's be smart
That's right
Smart kid smart little kid bro
Oh, damn it.
It wouldn't be that easy, would it?
Uh, no.
They never showed us how we got AJ.
Hopefully they'll show like a flashback or something,
because we never found out how we got them.
They ate well... for their last meal.
I never figured it out.
Okay, let's inspect the jar, I guess.
Beans?
Homemade.
Homemade beans?
Might be more where this came from.
What the fuck? Where did you put that jar?
In your butt? Hello?
It's disappeared!
I'm gonna be okay kid, I'm gonna be okay, don't worry, don't worry buddy, I've got you
men, I've got you little man, little man, small man.
It's too small to crawl through.
Well, for me.
The key or the window.
Those are our options.
It's dark in there.
Oh, is he gonna...
We should kill the monsters.
They're not people.
Good job, kid.
Well, they used to be people.
Because people, they have to be left alone.
So what's best?
Oh.
I mean...
Respect their last wishes?
To be that? What if they didn't know they were going to become that?
Like, I don't think that's what they wanted.
I think they just wanted to die.
They didn't want to become walkers, unless they don't care.
I don't know.
Ask them a question.
What if they didn't know, or they knew?
Okay, here's the thing, okay?
I understand we have to respect their wishes.
I understand Clementine's I think it's very sweet that she wants to respect her wishes
I'm very proud of her and this is the type of person she's become because it's very beautiful
However, if we leave these walkers here and an accident happens and they bite somebody
That, that might, that was our responsibility to fix this shit.
I'm peeling them, fuck it.
I'll get the key.
I'm sorry.
It's a mercy Kilmroll.
It's not about them. It about you'd be teaching age. Your action will impact who he becomes.
I think I think it's okay to kill walkers roll. It's not like I killed a human
He's a good job. He's my supervisor now
They had a good thing going here, can we stay here? We'll see
No one's here. No one's ever anywhere. It's always just monsters.
I'm here, kiddo. I know. Are you saying I'm not someone? That's not what I mean.
He is so like, whoa, he's so cute.
You found bully just a few it is a great shot what we said
You know this always aim for the head always that's right
Come on. Let's keep looking. There's got to be something we can eat. Hope so I
I love this kid, I have something, you know what?
This game has been able to do something that like, it's very hard to do, which is create
likeable child characters, cause I feel like a lot of games the kids are so fucking annoying
but in these games the kids are so cute, they're so cute and so sweet and they're
just, they're just so great, they're so cute.
We check on this kid.
You good?
Uh-huh, just hungry.
Okay little man.
No, just regular hungry.
Okay little man, don't worry.
I got you.
I got you bro, don't worry, bro.
We'll find some delicious treats.
We're gonna find some delicious treats, bro.
Ah, spoiled.
Sorry, buddy. These are long gone.
Fuck.
WHA-
Hey, watch the swears.
I meant shoot.
I mean, I didn't give a shit that he said fuck.
I just think...
Listen, I think, I think given the circumstances, swears are okay, but that's just me, oh shit.
There was a baby in here.
He didn't see a kid.
No, no he didn't.
It's not like he was telling somebody fuck you.
He just said fuck.
He didn't direct it at anybody.
I feel like in that case, fuck is okay.
Because he didn't direct it to insult anybody or to hurt anybody's feelings.
He just said the word.
Something under here.
Oh shit.
There's a trap door.
Floor door?
Huh.
Yeah.
Hide something.
Yoooooo!
Food.
That's a lot of stuff.
Yeah, it is.
We could eat for weeks with this much.
We're fathin', bro.
It's red!
I'm standing.
AJ!
Shit.
Walker, you're coming. You gotta go.
Aren't you guys glad we killed that couple because holy shit.
That would have been bad.
Monsters.
Oh shoot.
We need to get back to the car.
No tire swing for him.
You know what to do.
Step to the sides and be my eyes while I clear a path.
Oh, shit.
Whoa, these controls are hard!
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Do you know what to do?
That was a great start!
Be my eyes while I clear a path.
Oh, shit.
Whoa, these controls are hard!
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Do you know what to do?
That was a great start!
Be my eyes while I clear a path.
Let's get to the car.
Come on!
Run!
Uh-oh.
Give him a pain!
Oh no, we have to find one of the parts to leave.
Release the break!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Yippee!
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
This is crazy!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh
My god
Hold on
You
We're gonna hurry bro
Yeah, she's wrong. She's fucking fuck off
Stop that window!
It's not the windshield now!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Come on, A.G.
Oh!
Uh-oh.
Oh no.
Uh-oh.
It wasn't Warranty-C-Bell!
Yeah, it wasn't Warranty-C-Bell.
Ah, shit.
Not again!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I
and lots of rain
well it's easier to just wait around
to die
wow
that is nice
she crashes a lot
she's just a kid bro
she's just a kid
never alone she's just a kid
She's a kid, man.
Wait, how old is she in this game?
How old is she in this game?
I'm going to lay it.
How old is Colleen in the final season?
She's 16 to 17 years old.
Oh, damn, it's a big girl.
PJ!
Oh no! Goddammit!
Oh, it's just hate.
What the fuck?
What is this place?
What the hell?
What is this place?
Where's A-Kit?
Where the hell am I?
Bors?
Memories.
Memories!
memories!
siblings
bfs
plus the children's pictures
right, these are bunk beds
this is a
bookshelf
more bunk beds
this is like a school dormitory
Open the closet.
What the fuck is that?
Examine box.
Hey Clemonton, I think there's a chair.
Yeah, mouse problems, you got a problem?
That's why they make chairs and step stools.
That's why chairs and step stools exist.
That's a do.
What the fuck is that?
pallet knife sharp enough. Is that for art projects?
I'm gonna make art projects.
I'm glad I was good out of here
I
Want a display case fuck you
Well fuck you too bro.
Fuck you too man.
Look at the breeze.
Nothing over here.
Hmm.
You suck.
You suck.
Well, I could have used the palette knife.
Well, no palette knives for me.
Apparently I can just use it one time.
Oh
Who's this kid
Drop the knife now
You do the same I
Mean he had a knife
We're not gonna hurt you. We've got your boy. He's safe
Who's there? See him again. He'll drop that knife
I mean he has a day so
Hey, your turn.
Good. That's good.
See? All good here.
Happen to the light, bro!
If we wanted to hurt you, we would have by now.
Considering the circumstances, I'll let this little standoff slide.
But you only get one strike.
Now, you're gonna behave so I can take you to see your boy?
Okay.
Because if you really want to fight, you're a little outnumbered.
Heard you's okay? Take me to him, now.
Jesus. You don't bend, do you?
No.
Alright. Since you asked so nicely.
Sorry about fucking the door and tying you to the bed and all.
You were in a pretty rough shape when we found you.
Who is this?
This!
Tennessee?
You can't be too careful, bro.
These kids are ruthless.
Whoa.
She's been surviving out there a while, huh?
Yeah, we've been on the road a long time.
Take it you know how to handle yourself.
I don't usually see people our age alone out in the wild.
Sure, I do what I can to get by.
No matter what?
No matter what.
Don't worry about it.
We all do what we have to.
The hair, bro! Mully!
I
Was that we found you when we did
Wasn't easy getting you two out of that wreck
Walkers were on the way the car was a totaled. What is it? Yeah?
Fuck this is a kid's place only kids here. I don't know what would have happened if we had to sing the smoke. I
appreciate it all alone with the kid I
Not a pleasant thought. I've seen some rough scenes.
Uh, hi there.
What's his problem?
What do you mean anything like me? What the fuck does that mean?
Well, I am
You probably sound strange kids run by kid, but you do all right for ourselves
Holy shit, how long have they been here the defenses a good location, too. No one really comes out this way anymore
No adults at all. It's an always like this though. Oh shit. They die
There's less of us all around I
Got us a system in place that works well enough
Allow me to make it formal
Welcome to Erickson's boarding school for troubled youth
Wow your boy feels like you both fit that description
We're not troubled youth. It's hard to survive too long these days without being a bit
troubled
I was pretty good as a kid before everything changed made a lot of trouble since then we all had to grow up fast
I'd say that goes double for your boy
Well, it's been a little terror since he arrived. Oh, excuse me. Let's just say he hasn't been happy without you around
Aww.
What the fuck that kid sounds like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.
Lewis?
These kids need training, bro.
They can't survive like my Clementine.
They can't survive like my Clementine.
Follow the music. Chuck.
Whoa.
I'm aging well before we find a judge look around first someone did a real
number on this place
I
Know love in the vine can't go this way music coming from
Common time stop. I'm trying to explore and look around calm down
I'm sorry, he acts out sometimes. He's been through a lot.
Yeah, we'll eat we all. Don't see any of us sinking our teeth in here, are you?
The boy needs to get some sleep.
Shut up!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Hey, fuck off!
Master of fine ass.
Master of big ass.
Juris Doctorate of ass.
Wow! I hope I can get a master of fine ass.
I need one of those.
I'm not wearing any pants.
So like we're all these kids here before...
These are nice...
even if they're fake.
What's cute?
You have plastic flowers.
They're fake but they will last.
Oh, nope. Music sounds like it's coming from this floor.
What if I want to go upstairs?
But what if I want to go up?
And how about we go upstairs?
Oh, I can't go upstairs! No! I can't go upstairs!
I'm not allowed!
I'm not allowed!
Tommy, what's the deal?
I'll go get my master of fine-ass myself.
I'll go get my master of fine-ass myself.
Clown!
Aw.
I was afraid you weren't...
I
Seem to be doing pretty well yourself for you
No idea kiddo
But AJ listen to me that girl out there says you bit her is that true
You can't be doing that kiddo these people helped us yeah, I didn't mean to she snuck up on me
Ah.
Whoa.
Aww.
compared to what Ruby went through.
AJ doesn't like people coming up behind him.
Don't ever do it.
Loud and clear, little man.
Yeah, little man.
Thankfully, I was here to calm him down
with my alluring music.
He's cool.
I'm Lewis.
Lewis. Clementine.
Oh yeah, totally forgot.
Marlon left your bag in here somewhere.
I'm the blower!
So he's a kid!
Got my hat?
Um, double, um, does he know what that is?
Yes, it's dirty.
Clean it.
Maybe later.
Back you go.
There it belongs.
Dude, that can't be a good idea.
He knows what he's doing.
I thought he was bigger than him.
Is it actually loaded?
Yes.
He's earned my trust with it.
He's a tot.
Yeah.
A tot who can shoot.
He can shoot, bro.
Good tot.
The guys do your thing, I guess.
No, it's the apocalypse bro, what do you mean?
You don't know any others?
Well, there is one. But you're armed.
Oh my darling, oh my darling
I'm sorry, this dude is playing music and singing
and the apocalypse with Walker's wall around, what's wrong with him?
Oh my darling, Clementine
You are lost and gone forever I love that song
Dreadful story Clammin' time
I know he wanted to piss me off with it
Fuck that shit
Light she was and like a fairy
And she'll lose her own life
Can't stop standing high
There's a nice voice!
What do you think AJ?
I don't know. It's Slough.
It is.
He's never heard of music.
Not always.
Aw.
You don't know!
Come on.
This one right here.
Go ahead AJ. Press it.
Aw, he's so scared. He's scared of everything.
This poor kid
Whoo now press this one and this one
You're a natural
You seen Rosie
Nope
Got a bit of a situation out there. Oh
Ask you just coming to it all but could really use a hand. Yep for taking out a few dead heads
Chair.
You too, Lewis.
It's your ass and gear.
Fine.
I'm to kill some workers!
More toes.
Rosie!
Where the hell is she?
We'll pause for Ad Bros.
Ad Bros, I'm pausing for you, Ms.Lenina.
Be nice.
I'll be right back.
I'll pause for Ad Bros.
Ad Bros, I'm pausing for you, Ms.Lanina.
Be nice.
you
you
you
you
you
I didn't know any of that was gonna happen.
Sorry if it caused you guys problems.
Yeah, sorry, guys.
Um... Hello, Clementine.
I'm Violet. Nice to meet you.
What he said.
Man, what the fuck?
They're starting to fill in. Come on.
Be careful not to get us.
She don't like me.
She, uh, grows on you. I promise.
Oh this it's a chair leg. I call it
Cheryl's
What the fuck is no sale?
I need you to watch my back call up from inside if you see anything cool
Okay, see you on the other side
Climp! Monster!
Kill the walkers!
Goddammit!
Oh my god, you have to...
You have to do the E first
and then the Q.
If not, you always get attacked.
That's crazy.
You have to do the E first
and then the Q.
If not, you always get attacked.
That's crazy.
Now you always get attacked, that's crazy.
I need you to watch my back.
Call up from inside.
That's so stupid.
Cool.
Okay.
See you on the other side.
Give me a choice!
Better lock out choices in this game!
What about my fucking gun bruv?
Bruv.
Hey!
Whoa!
Not my first rodeo.
Oh no.
What the fuck are you doing here?
I'm just trying to get the fuck out of here.
I'm just trying to get the fuck out of here.
I'm just trying to get the fuck out of here.
Oh yeah.
Oh no.
Stop fucking around, bruh!
What the?!
Damn, they got a booby trap.
Shit.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Looks like they made it back in one piece.
Come on, lead them halfway.
No, okay.
I'll walk her in range.
Holy shit!
Oh my God.
Whoa.
Uh, it was me.
Sorry.
to be able to hold them off much longer no kidding where all these walkers come
from we can talk it was me sorry
bonai off the stragglers
you know you're not half bad considering the circumstances at all
wow thanks thanks let's finish these guys off we don't need them
I'm attracting the walkers back to the school.
Not that bad.
Piece of shit.
I hate this clean up bullshit.
Oh no!
What's up?
Ghost Walker!
Dog!
Aww, he's so cute!
Oh, she!
Oh, she's so cute!
Rosie, she's so cute!
Jesus, cuddly as they come.
Except when she's mauling walkers, that is.
That walker came out of nowhere.
All right, all right, fun's over.
It's getting sighed.
Fucking starving.
You're not the only one.
She...
You had to go out there.
How do you think it went?
Be nice, a sim.
Save stones nearly dry.
I could barely find enough for tonight.
Oh, no.
No.
Uh-oh.
Fuck off.
These kids are cool!
Uh-oh, I think he has a crush on her.
be better um you kicked ass Violet a plus girl power you're both delusional
always gotta gotta be nice your girly pops you know
Well, I think she did great. They're pretty good
So sorry about that it happens sometimes jumpy little guy. Oh god, you know whatever the balls
He can't go around punching people in the...
Don't expect me to eat at the same table.
Aw.
I'll talk to him.
Hey.
Hey.
What are you looking at?
What's that bird doing?
That's gross. He should stop.
That bird's a crow.
In school they told us they're called scavengers.
Can you say that?
Scavengers.
No, scavengers.
Scavengers.
What's it mean?
It means they don't hunt like us.
They just eat stuff that's already dead.
Scavengers are gross.
Oh yeah.
Disgusting. Disgusting birds.
I didn't mean to hit them.
I didn't know that it was more of it.
Marlin right AJ. I'm sure they'll forgive you, but we should go talk to them
But but I don't think they like me. I can just tell
Hmm if they don't let's go show them how wrong they are. I think I'll stay here with the bird
AJ listen
We haven't eaten for days. The car is gone
All that's outside these walls are walkers. Do you really want to go back out there? No!
So we should apologize to Marlon.
We can do it right now. Yeah. We can work up to it. Let's talk to the other kids first.
Oh, okay. They make friends. Come on, Kate, it's friendship time.
I'm not sure anyone would have pledged to that.
Dirty-ass shirt.
What should we talk to first?
Talk to you.
Well, I don't think he wants to talk to them first, so let's talk to these people.
Who the fuck are these people?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, you're new.
I am.
I'm carving a weapon.
Think?
Yeah, I can see that.
You're good at that.
You like that, huh, little dude?
You want to see something cool?
I want to see.
Whoa.
Pretty rad, huh?
That's how you fuck up some monsters.
Swear.
Uh, I'm sorry.
Huh.
You made him laugh!
That's so cute!
So where?
I swear you eat cocoa.
Is there anything over here?
What was this?
Locked off.
Kids must have not wanted anyone to get through there.
Block the hurricane, block the hurricane.
Not barricade, I'm barricaded.
Barricade, barricade, barricade, barricade.
OMG, it's Little Lamplight.
Hey, little Rose.
Hey, guys.
Glam, AJ, this is Omar.
Excuse me.
Chef, Omar.
Chef?
Hello, and no, it's not ready yet.
yet oh okay I'm a perfectionist the slightest flavor out of place and he's
grumpy for a week you can either you can eat right all little costumes a
little patience I like you guys know he's cooking
he's cooking he's cooking all right let him cook now we go in here nope
This might look nice in our room.
Pick up some flowers.
A little knife.
Okay.
The game doesn't like that. The game doesn't like me exploring.
Friendship.
Not yet.
Okay.
I can't rush perfection.
Come on, Adjane.
Let's go make friends.
Okay.
Making some more friends around here, that's me, the friendship maker.
I'm good at making friends.
Making some more friends around here, that's me, the friendship maker.
I'm good at making friends.
They can see over the walls of that. Smart.
Smart.
Oh, we gotta talk to this girl now.
This girl.
There's that girl, I bet.
Yeah.
You wanna talk to her?
You mean...
Say I'm sorry?
Yeah.
Yes.
She's scary and always seems so mad.
You can do it.
We can melt some heart.
Let's go, Cade.
Tell her why you did it.
Because of my...
Thing?
Yup.
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Just be honest.
I'm sorry I bit you sometimes when I get scared I do that but I don't mean to I just
I just get scared and I'm sorry and I hope your finger is okay aww
aww shag it's alright aww
we can all get a little crazy and we get scared he's so cute thank you for your
honesty and your apology. Oh yay! You sure did. Friends! Friendship! Friendship!
This is not so bad. You're sweet too. These kids are all just trying to live bro.
Hello.
Hey, you're all trying to leave, Briff.
Briff.
Hey, guys.
Aw, I'm a nervel.
Knock it off, Ten.
I heard you guys didn't have the best introduction.
It wasn't my fault.
Ten.
I really am sorry. Really.
I am sorry, Chiu.
Aw.
What is this? Our graveyard.
Can you guys still do that? Kinda sorta.
So, who's buried here? Nobody really.
This is where we buried ten sisters' belongings.
Aw. Minnie and Sophie.
Twins. Boston. Minnie and Sophie.
Hang respects.
Should we do that too? Maybe?
Good idea.
I think that'd be a very nice thing to do, AJ. Come on.
We got flowers.
Aww.
Thank you.
Aww, they're grateful that he paid respects.
Respect! This place isn't so bad. It's very sweet.
Hey guys, I'm here to boogie again. Never mind, I'm not here to boogie. I'm leaving
now. Friendship Maxing! Yeah! You were to make so many friends!
Let's talk to this guy.
He's reading a book.
Hello?
Uh-oh.
Hello?
He's writing.
Oh, hey. It's you two. Clementine, right?
Yep. A Sim, right?
How do you know we're writing?
What happened today?
I chronicle everything.
Oh, chronicle.
Like, uh, diary?
I try to think of them more like a history book.
Those who have not learned from the past.
You seemed really mad at Marlon back there.
He keeps pulling back to safe zone.
We have fewer and fewer places to hunt.
Which means we're gonna have fewer and fewer things to eat.
The new girl went and helped the hunting party come back.
She...
Hey, Pacific!
That is not your syringe, kid.
Oh.
Get her back.
It was just sitting there.
So?
AJ, give it back to him.
Okay.
Thank you.
This thing is a little pricey.
Keep braiding it, AJ.
Yeah, respect your privacy.
I gotta finish this before dinner.
Not to be, like, rude, but, you know...
Bye.
Uh...
Okay, well, bye.
Clem?
Yeah?
I'm ready.
He's ready.
He's ready to apologize for punching him in the balls!
Good job, kid.
Before we talk to Marlin, let's look at the door.
Uh, are we even open door?
Locked. Okay.
Well, yes, we can't go through the doors. Never mind.
Time to punch him in the balls again!
I'm Brody, he's a sweet little fella, figured there ain't a lot of room for sweetness still
out there.
I'm the lucky one, he's just naturally good.
Naturally good, that's rare stuff.
Oh, um, Kato.
I'm really sorry I hate you.
Can we please stay here and eat dinner and not go out into the forest and get killed by monsters?
Don't sweat it buddy. You can make it up to me by teaching me your technique you regular heavyweight
Stu's done
That's all
The snow's done!
Aw, this is so sweet.
Ladies and gentlemen, dinner is served.
Thanks.
We all get to eat now.
I can't remember the last time we had a hot meal.
Hmm this is really good.
Holy shit!
Come on!
What the?!
Where are your manners, AJ?
Good night!
Good night!
Aww.
I'm sorry, buddy. I'm sure they shared as much as they could.
AJ, heads up.
Aww.
I'm full, Kato. You can have the rest.
Are you sure?
You bet.
I'll d-
Holy shit!
Mm-hmm, me too.
Now what?
I'll tell you what.
time for something very important oh god good night well he's later on thick
isn't it what's the game tonight Lou war the oldest game around the game
played by man and beast alike what the only game there is I don't know the
game the only card game I've played had less people don't worry you'll pick it
We're gonna play a card game.
Bro, this guy is laying on fake.
Oh. Where'd he go?
Aww.
You can take your hands off him if you're one card game.
I bet you both could use a break from each other.
Yeah, maybe.
This is his first time around anyone his own age.
Sometimes he acts more like an adult than a kid.
Oh, he's so cute.
It's nice to see him act like a little boy again.
Lewis, if you would.
Oh, shit. Damn.
where are AJ's parents?
they're dead
you two don't really look related so they're dead, they were nice people for the most
part
that makes sense, he's a nice kid for the most part
Am I going to get the win at some point?
Oh shit!
I got a jack!
Hey!
I win!
Hey!
You do!
So, what do you want to know?
Marlon's haircut, worst injury witness, met anyone famous, grossest thing even.
I
What's up with your haircut Marlon? Oh boy
What do you mean she means looks like a dead cat probably smells like one too I
Look cool. Hmm. Whatever you say. I say I look cool. Oh
Uh-oh. He hates it. He hates me. He wants to kill me! I made fun of his hair!
Come on, spit it out.
So, uh... Ever uh...
WHAT?!
Ever have a boyfriend?
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Oh my... Oh my...
What?!
It's a perfectly valid question.
Oh my god! This guy... Like, he just met us! What the fuck, man?!
This guy just met us. Holy shit! Calm down, bro!
Holy shit! He wanted it!
You guys think you've ever had a girlfriend? I have it, by the way.
Oh, I'm sure she's real surprised about that one.
I met a boy one time.
And?
And we were friends.
Just friends.
Just friends.
Nothing else? Nothing at all?
Yes, friends.
Yeah, just that.
Just friends.
Hmm, OK.
I win.
So, Clef.
Uh-huh.
You can't have been alone this entire time.
Who used to take care of you?
Family?
Anyone?
Lots of people.
I had people.
Everyone had people at some point.
We had adults here.
Now we don't.
Well, I have people, and now I don't.
Enough.
Shit!
I kinda wanna say Lee.
I really wanna say Lee. I really wanna say Lee. I don't wanna say people.
I thought you would like talk about like, the people.
I didn't know she wasn't gonna like say anything.
Shit! Hell no, I'm going back.
I don't want her not to say talk about Lee. I want her to talk about Lee.
Our daily reser eat my balls!
What the fuck? Oh my god, the menu is so weird.
Huh?
Wait, the menu is so weird. What is happening?
Oh
My god, we're gonna do all this shit again
Look how much they're pretty good Minecraft with the monsters. Come on y'all
I can't believe that what I can't believe that
it's crazy but things I do for you bro you're gonna be okay he can't go around
I'm punching people in there. I don't want to expect them to eat at the same table.
Hey, I'm in a bowl.
I'll talk to him. Hey. Hey.
I can't believe they...
What are you looking at?
Well, what's that bird doing?
I guess we can't do this anymore.
That's gross.
He should stop.
That bird's a crow.
We can't do this!
It's called scavengers.
Can you say that?
Scavengers.
Scavengers.
No.
Scavengers. This is crazy. We can't do this again. Oh my god. What's mean?
It means they don't hunt like us. They just eat stuff that's already dead.
Scavengers are gross. Oh yeah.
I didn't hit them. I didn't know that it was Marvin.
of it. Marlon. Right. A.J., I'm sure they'll forgive you, but we should go talk to them.
But... but I don't think they like me. I can just tell. Hmm. If they don't, let's go
show them how wrong they are. What wrong then wrong? I think I'll stay here. With
the bird. A.J., listen. We haven't eaten for days. The car is gone. All that's
Outside these walls are walkers. Do you want to go back out there? No
So we should apologize to Marlon
Right now
Walkers work up to it. Let's talk to the other kids first
All right, let's go
We didn't see this.
Locked up tight.
I wonder what's down there.
Better make some friends before dinner.
Better we'll take that shit first.
I'mma go pick up that thing first.
Locked off.
The kids must have not wanted anyone to get through there.
I don't think there was anything over here.
They do a sweep. They're doing a sweep.
I know there was flowers over here. Let me pick them up.
This might look nice in a little.
I want to see something cool I want to see
Pretty rad, huh? That's how you fuck up some monsters.
Swear?
Uh, I'm sorry.
Huh?
He made them laugh.
He made them laugh!
I'm not sure anyone pledged to that.
Alright, that kid is weird as fuck.
Weird kid, bro.
Hey, guys.
Glenn.
AJ.
This is Omar.
Excuse me.
Chef Omar.
Chef Omar.
Hello, you know it's not ready yet.
Omar's a perfectionist. The slightest flavor out of place and he's grumpy for a week.
You can eat or you can eat right. All it'll cost you is a little patience.
I'll let you guys know when we're done.
I have to say, the camera in this game is annoying as shit.
Come on AJ, let's go make friends.
The cameras are annoying as shit in this one.
Let's go over here.
I can see over the walls with that.
Smart.
There's that girl up there.
How many years since we...
I think it's been like seven years or more.
I mean, wait, it's more than that.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
She's scary and always seems so mad.
You can do it. You just gotta...
Tell her why you did it.
Because of my... thing?
Yup. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Just be honest.
Tell her the truth!
Yes?
I'm sorry I bit you sometimes.
When I get scared, I do that, but I don't mean to.
I just get scared, and I'm sorry, and I hope you're fine.
Huh?
No, Shag, it's all right.
We can all get a little crazy when we get scared.
Thank you for your honesty.
get scared thank you for your honesty and your apology I did it you think she
deserved a bite what didn't do anything
She didn't do anything. She was just trying to talk to him.
Let's come over here and pay respect.
Here, guys.
Knock it off, Ten.
I heard you guys didn't have the best introduction.
It wasn't my fault.
Ten, I really am sorry. Really.
I'm sorry, too.
I'm sorry, Tiff.
Come on! Give their balls a little squeeze!
Give them a little squeeze!
Yeah, I think that'd be a very nice thing to do, AJ. Come on.
Thank you.
Violet and Ten are grateful that AJ paid his respect.
All right, now let's go talk to this guy at the desk.
Oh, nice little other thing there.
Hello, Assin.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh, hey, it's you two.
Hey.
Clementine, right?
I'm a scholar.
Yep, the Sim, right?
What are you writing?
What happened today?
My chronicle, everything.
Hmm, like a diary?
I try to think of it more like a history book.
Those who do not learn from the past and all that.
You seemed really mad at Marlon back there.
He keeps pulling back the safe zone.
We have fewer and fewer places to hunt,
which means we're going to have fewer and fewer things to eat.
The new girl went and helped the hunting party come back.
Hey, Zippy! That is not yours to read, kid.
Give it back.
It was just sitting there.
Give it back now.
Sorry.
AJ, give it back to him.
Okay.
Thank you.
This thing is the only place I get any real privacy around here.
You gotta preserve what I can, you know?
It's a rope.
I gotta finish this before dinner.
Not to be like-
Never write a diary because when you die somebody's gonna read it and if you want people to know your secrets then
Don't write them down. Climb
Yeah, I'm ready
To talk to Marlin
Okay
But you're already dead by then so yeah, but what about the people in your life that aren't dead yet that are reading your secrets
And you don't want them to know
I'm gonna walk you home.
Yeah, I'm gonna walk you home.
Don't sweat it, buddy. You can make it up to me by teaching me your technique. You, a regular heavyweight.
Hey, Clem! AJ! Stooze done!
Stooze done! Stooze done! Stooze done! Stooze done!
You guys earned your supper after all.
That is time to leave.
Ladies and gentlemen, dinner is served.
Thanks.
I can't remember the last time we had a hot meal, so it's really good.
Come on.
Uh-oh.
uh-oh where are your manners a.j. good night good night maybe I should have been
like it's no way I'm sorry buddy I'm sure they shared as much as they could
AJ heads up I'm full kiddo you can have the rest you're sure you bet you still
gotta have manners guys
mm-hmm me too now what we gotta teach him we gotta teach him as a kid time for
something very important oh god good night Violet it's time
what's the game tonight Lou war the oldest game around never played by man
and beast alike the only game there is but I want to be our boyfriend so bad
played how bless people don't worry we'll never let him be it's easy
Everyone gets a stack of cards everyone flips on over highest card wins and the winner gets to ask Clam a question
What I want to get to know you we all do both have this guy wants to be our boyfriend so bad
Then you get to ask us one. It's only fair. Oh wait. What about AJ?
What about it?
Looks like he's made a friend
Come on.
You can take your eyes off him for one card game.
I bet you both could use break from each other.
Yeah, maybe.
Huh?
This is his first time around anyone his own age.
Bro, these kids like...
Sometimes he acts more like an adult than a kid.
It's sad that they can't be kids, bro.
It's nice to see him act like a little girl.
They all gotta act like adults.
Lewis, if you would.
Yeah, it's a world war.
Way to go, me.
So about AJ.
Where are AJ's parents?
They died.
You two don't really look related, so they're dead.
They were nice people.
For the most part.
That makes sense.
He's a nice kid.
For the most part.
Hey, I win.
Hey, you do.
So, what do you want to know?
I don't want to ask about his...
I don't want to ask about his hair cut, bro.
I saw someone have their intestines pulled all the way out, like all the way.
It goes on for a while.
We got a lot of guts.
Eww.
This guy get his face beaten in with a crowbar badly. There wasn't even any skin left
Ouch, yeah, he deserved it
What the fuck oh shit, Clem who ya my god
Yeah, talk about carver. Come on spit it out
Oh
ever
Ever have a boyfriend? Oh
AHH! Oh my god.
What? It happens! Perfectly valid question.
You can ask me if I've ever had a girlfriend.
I have it, by the way.
She's real surprised about that one.
I met a boy one time.
And?
And we were... friends.
Just friends.
Nothing else? Nothing at all?
Did she like Gabe or no?
I don't remember. Like, I feel like she kinda did.
Or she...she did? Or she didn't? I think she did. She just didn't understand that she liked them.
Let's be honest.
I don't know what you'd call them. But I had some sort of dealings for him.
Maybe not exactly love, but something that's on it. That's that's true. I
Wait
So
Come on
You can't have been alone this entire time
Who used to take care of you?
Family my friend Lee the first person who taught me about survival was Lee
What do you teach you lots of stuff most important thing
I
To use a gun how to shoot a gun useful stuff. Yeah, I taught AJ the same way too I
Went again
You do indeed ask away well. He wants him. He's like ask me about my girlfriend that I've never had please oh
oh we gotta do the oh god
grossest thing you've ever eaten
what's the grossest thing you've ever eaten
it's pretty easy
why don't you ask me about me having a girlfriend
what?
come on
dude I fucking hate cantaloupe
cantaloupe
I ate a guy's leg once
what?
I'm kidding
are you?
are you guys oh yeah it was an accident but she never ate it she never ate it
she didn't eat it she was about to but she didn't victory violence here's
There's something I'd love to ask when I'm in groups.
Out of the four of us, who do you think is gonna die first?
What the fuck?
That is fucked up.
Well, I know.
Any one of you, but certainly not me.
So sure.
We're this far.
So have we.
I am the greatest con player of all time.
Just ask your damn question.
she didn't like that actually never mind what ask it it's not a fun question
what is it ever had to kill someone you love yes
Lewis hey she wanted me to ask Lee his name was Lee it was the same day I found
out my parents were dead
That sounds like a rough day.
Yeah, worst day of my life.
Aw, Lee.
I think I'm done playing for tonight.
Yeah, it's probably for the best.
You wanted me to ask.
Let's go, AJ.
Yeah, feel bad, assholes.
Lee had to die though.
He was dying.
Good night.
Aww.
Aww, they became friends!
That's so sweet!
Long day, huh?
She didn't kill Lee the same day she did.
She did the same day that she found out that her parents were dead.
She had to kill Lee.
That was the same day that she found out that they died.
They were literally in the area.
Yeah, it wasn't even an hour later.
It was literally that, and then she had to kill him.
Oh, shit.
Aw.
how are we gonna survive though they said they don't have enough food they
don't have food and supplies not enough for the winter you got to do
Something
Only we out
Good
This box has so many colors
Well, it must have been an artist living in here.
What's an artist?
It's like a person who colors a lot, draws, does pictures.
You mean like 10?
Yeah, like 10.
Oh.
I like to do pictures too.
What are you gonna draw, kid?
Oh, shit. I didn't know Marlon said you opened this room.
I just wanted to grab something from the closet.
Oh, was it the art stuff?
What the hell is it?
Oh.
Oh.
What?
That's what I was looking for.
It belonged to Sophie.
Oh.
Oh.
Ten sister.
He was asking for more art supplies and stuff, so I was going to.
Oh, sorry.
We didn't know.
No, no.
It's, it's fine though.
Don't worry about it.
Honestly, it's just been sitting here for the past year and no one's touched it if AJ wants to play with it. It's it's fine
Oh shit
I mean
This is fine, but you gotta give it back you should probably give the box back it doesn't belong to us
Thanks, buddy. It's just that ten wand of it since it was his sister's and all it's okay
You can finish your drawing though. I don't mind
Huh, I see you're um settling in
Is one bag okay?
Sure, I guess
Oh, I always like this room
Sylvia had like paintings and shit on the walls. Lots of color.
What happened to her?
She was really musical. Not like Lewis though. She had actual talent.
What? She had talent too!
She had the most amazing voice.
Oh, seems.
We were bluesy. Marlon always joked that he would scavenge a guitar and the two of them would tour the country.
That was a long time ago.
Oh.
After they, afterwards, Brody and Ten took down all the paintings and...
And how long have they all been here?
Shouldn't have even known that.
How long has it been since they died?
I don't have a good memory.
Guess I just lost my train of thought.
Oh, they sound like they were great friends.
Yeah, Sophie was a good friend.
And Minnie...
And...
We were close.
Me and her.
Oh!
What exactly happened to them?
Sophie and Minerva, they went scavenging with Marlon Brody out past the safe zone.
Oh no, they make it.
It happens.
Yeah, it happens.
Honestly, I just miss having someone around to talk to.
There's just so many dudes.
This place can get a little too bro-down for my liking sometimes.
Oh, I see.
Him, I'm not exactly like a people person.
I see. Gage!
You know, I know I sometimes have a habit. Have a habit of being a little bit too harsh.
You come off alright. I thought you were pretty cool.
Oh, thanks. I guess. You were pretty cool too. Not there against those walkers.
Thanks.
Hey, Clem. I'm an artist now.
Oh, let's go see your art, kid.
Not bad, kiddo.
I should be getting back.
Thanks again for the box. You're pretty cool, AJ.
Is this gonna leave the green pencil there?
See ya.
Yeah, see ya.
Okay, Alvin, Junior. Time for bed.
Everybody knows Clem, huh?
Or Clem?
From A to B.
To make our home look nice.
That's a good idea, Junior.
He tried really hard!
Let's hang your drawing, kiddo.
How about here?
Need protecting Clem.
Collectibles can be found in the world to decorate your room.
What?
Oh...
Hey there, what are you doing?
This is where I'm gonna sleep.
What?
No, no, no, on the bed, silly!
It's safe under here. No one can get me.
Come on, AJ. The bed is way better.
Oh man, this bed is so comfy.
What about the door what if someone comes in? What if they try to hurt us?
What if they still are stuff? I'll keep watch. I'll sleep with one eye open if I have to
You can't sleep like that. I tried
If I stay here, no one can find me and I can keep guard
Hey, what's gotten into you
Please climb it's not so bad down here
I'll be okay. I promise.
Shit! What are we gonna do?
Walk of babies are different. It's true.
He is like a soldier, bro.
You can stay under the bed.
Oh fuck, I don't know, man.
I don't know, I don't wanna like stop him from choosing because I feel like he has, he has, he has the right to choose where he wants to sleep.
But I really want him to sleep in the bed because it'll be good for him because he's not used to like sleeping in a bed.
I keep deserves like some normal
Be a parent?
You can stay in the bed.
OK, OK, you can sleep under the bed.
Here, for your head.
Let me know if you get cold.
I will.
OK, good night, AJ.
Clem?
Yeah.
I'm glad we're not sleeping in the car anymore.
He'll, he'll sleep on the bed when he's ready.
He's gonna sleep good under the bed.
He's gonna let us stay, right?
I guess we're gonna find out.
Let's find his office.
I don't know where it is, I'll show you.
He knows where his office is?
Up here!
Come on, Climb this way.
I just think-
Hey, AJ, wait up.
I just think it's just like, like laying down sometimes, like...
I know for me, when I was growing up, I would always get in trouble because...
I would always sit in chairs, like, wrong.
And you know, in school you're supposed to sit a specific way,
But I had trouble sitting still and I had trouble sitting in a chair, bro.
And I just wish that some people were more compassionate and understood that it's okay to sit in a chair all weird.
And just because you sit in a chair, that doesn't mean that you're not learning, you know what I mean?
That doesn't mean you're not learning if you're not sitting in a chair correctly.
So to me it I feel like it's the same way where it's like if he's asking to sleep on
the floor and he's like hey can you let me do this and we're in this situation why not
just let him sleep on the floor when he's ready he'll sleep on the bed he's used to
not sleeping in a bed bro his whole life he's never slept in a bed why would he
You want to sleep in a bed now.
It's all he knows.
You know what I mean? It's the only thing that he knows.
He doesn't know anything else.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Monkey!
Hey, Clint.
Thanks for the-
Monkey, raid!
I missed having colors.
Oh my god, monkey.
Thank you so much for the raid.
I hope you had a fun playing Marathon and I had fun in stream
Thank you so much for playing games with me today and thank you for the right hello everybody
We're on the final season of the walking dead. So that's it. This is this is the end, bro
This is the end of the planet awesome
their fire fighters
That one's a policeman
She's gonna save you. We found AJ
J.
But what are they?
They...
Marathon head.
These are the people who protected us.
Well, we're here now.
No marathon.
It's walking dead time.
I've never seen one before.
They died in the beginning.
They all died a long time ago.
Trying to save everyone.
Oh, they were weak.
No!
What?
No.
They were brave.
Strong.
Now, give it to me, and...
He's mine baby. Give it back. No, no, no, you don't even know what they are. Okay. Okay. That's enough you two
It's not yours anymore
It's mine. No, it's not
Thanks
Do you know where Marlon is I
Don't know he should be around I
I can go find him.
It's not his fault, bro.
He's not used to being around people.
Look.
He's not used to being around people.
What'd you find?
It's like his first time around people.
It's a picture of Marlon and Louis.
They're so little.
Wow, they've known each other a long time, huh?
Oh
Marlon the dog
Oh god, she's afraid of dogs
Whoa sounds cool. Hey. Hey. Hey
She's afraid of dogs, bro. She's afraid. She got attacked.
You said dogs brought back bad memories.
Sorry. I didn't realize you were so scared.
But I swear, Lucy's not as frightening as she seems.
Sit, girl.
Oh, she's so cute.
She's harmless. She just needs to get to know you, is all.
Uh oh.
She's got it in my hand!
Gross.
Sorry.
I promise she's not going to bite you.
Okay, I guess.
Get down at her level.
You're set.
She's not going to hurt you.
There you go.
Now whistle, and tell her to lie down.
She lied down, Rosie.
I was going to say, how does she know how to whistle? I don't.
That's so cool.
See? Not so hard.
Not bad, me.
Yeah, that was pretty cool.
I forgot. I forgot how to do it.
Now Rosie will recognize you. She's really well trained.
She was the headmaster's dog. Back when this place was still functional.
But when the world went to shit, damn. All the other adults did.
Damn.
All the adults left them there?
Wow. What a dick.
What a dick!
I'm just a statement of the century.
The adults left them there to die!
The kids left. And I'd like it if you and AJ were part of that.
Both of you are planet capable and we need that.
That's so fucked up.
This is the current state of our plan for gathering food.
We are starting to run short.
It's getting harder and harder to feed everyone in this school.
Damn.
Fucking don't go here.
Okay, we won't fucking go here.
Save zone.
Right on the train station. There was a whole stash of food under the floorboards.
Oh, where you crashed your car? Pretty sure that place had lost cause.
There was a hell of a lot of smoke coming from it when we found you two.
Walkers flooded in there after all the noise you made.
Old Shack's out here.
Well, that's where we fish. I got Shack for storage right here, right along the river.
the river it's secure mostly get the occasional walker to come by by and
Brody should be had not there in a bit I see
hunting area
what's the trap area hunting grounds more or less Louis spilled some traps
out there to catch game he and a Sam are such good at them today
look that road that's the only road that leads in and out of Erickson if
If you go off it, you'll eventually end up in the valley.
We used to have signs that led people to the school,
but that took them down.
Good, smart.
This place to be hard to find.
Smart.
Smart thing to do.
Or if you can realize how much force surrounds this place.
It's how we've kept ourselves from unwanted attention
for so long.
They do got a pretty nice setup.
Most probably anyway.
The greenhouse.
Oh, yeah.
Well, don't get too excited about that one.
We used to maintain it real well.
We had plenty of vegetables growing.
But then?
But it became overgrown.
Upkeep was possible.
Yeah, we keep away from that now.
One more thing.
See these red lines?
Yeah, and?
So everything inside is a safe zone.
It's been getting smaller over the years,
and the food's become more scarce.
So why not go outside it?
Whenever someone goes outside the safe zone bad shit happens people die
I see
disappear. I could really use the help of the time taking care of these kids it's not easy
Damn bro, he's had to grow up
If I don't fix our food situation I can't lose anyone else
Friends, we've already lost so much, friends, siblings, I can't let another kid die.
I will.
I'm not going to let that happen.
I promise.
I'm going to help.
Thanks Clementine.
I appreciate that.
Bro, this kid has to be an adult.
Everyone's counting on me.
And take care of everybody.
Be the leader they need me to be.
I really want to be that for them.
You and AJ are two more mouths to feed.
Maybe you can help me feed the rest.
So what do you need from us?
Lewis and a Sim are heading to the hunting grounds looking for rabbits.
Well, a Sim will anyway.
Lewis, uh, just hope he shows up if I'm really being honest.
What the fuck is Lewis up to?
Nothing.
Barney and Brody going up river to do some spear fishing.
Jerking off?
Hopefully, those two get along long enough to get some work done.
Both teams could use some extra hands.
Hmm.
Uh, I think I'm gonna go hunting.
I don't want a fucking fish.
Ha ha ha ha!
I don't want a fish bro, that's boring as shit!
Hunting time! Hunting time! Hunting time!
Let's go do some hunting. Yeah.
Take this. Don't want to get...
Let's go fucking hunt, bro!
Thanks.
We need all hands on deck if we're gonna find any more food.
Just remember to stay in the safe zone.
We need you to come back home.
please so that means we could stay what do you think I was gonna throw you out
maybe well no he's too cute as long as we got enough to eat both welcome here
we'll get food don't worry go get him AJ all right let's get going let's get
going bro see you right I feel like everybody likes club and time bro
Everybody likes- everybody likes climbing time.
We're pausing for the ad bros, we're pausing for the ad bros.
Ad bros pausing time, so nobody misses out on the story.
Oh, okay, I just let her run just a tiny bit.
Everybody wants to be besties with Glen. Everybody.
Everybody.
Everybody wants to be her bestie bro.
I won't play easy street.
Kels, thank you so much for the 10 gift and subs.
Thank you, thank you.
I won't play easy street.
We'll play...
oh my god we have an emo for easy street holy shit
we have an easy street emo
I can't I can't see what the who is that wait who is that is that Rick and Darryl in the car
It's Rick and why is easy street Rick and Daryl in the fucking car it should be fucking
Daryl it is
it is prison cell
Also I'm kind of like I'm kind of sad because it's like I'm on season 11 and Daryl is already in a cell again
My boy bro why do they keep blocking him up they keep blocking up my boy bro
They keep locking up my boy, bro!
Search for Rick Plays Easy Street? Oh my god, is this a video?
Maybe he's gonna find nobody. Maybe that's a good thing.
I
Don't don't please double
Now I understand, okay, okay, the gift, the evil makes so much sense now, holy shit.
Maybe you're gonna find nobody.
Maybe that's a good thing.
Maybe that's a good thing.
Don't.
Don't. Please don't.
Oh my god, that's hilarious.
Holy shit.
Hunting grounds are usually cleaner walkers sometimes they get caught in the snares and shit though
You see a ribbon on a tree traps are nearby a ribbon on a tree
like that
So watch where you step
Please I think I can handle myself. Oh my god. He's gonna die. He's gonna fucking die. He's going to die
Thanks for the heads up. Thanks for the warning careful around those
Okay, okay
Y'all are no fun
We got work to do
Not all of us have the privilege of being Marlon's laptop. Oh
Ouch, someone's a little jealous and my defense. I totally get things done
I just prefer to think of survival as more of a day-to-day task
Hi, you know don't sweat the technique
What about everyone else we need to work together as a team? Yeah
Yeah, sometimes.
You act like you're the only one with a strategy.
Yeah, what the fuck?
You play the long game.
You gotta have plans B, C and D.
Uh-oh.
And what if you don't make it that far?
Shut up a second.
WALKERS!
What?
What did I just see?
Oh, he's hanging.
Hey!
And I'm like a piñata.
What the fuck?
Stop messing with them and kill them.
It's up to you.
Oh, you can stifle. So dramatic.
Help us, Seymour Lewis.
Pat!
Who are we going with, bro?
I feel like if I don't help this guy, he's gonna fucking die.
You will die without me.
Wanna take a swing? It won't bite.
Well, that guy would, but the bat won't. You know what I mean? You get it?
Uh...
God, I don't wanna do that.
maybe later maybe in a bit all right suit yourself
I don't want to fucking I don't want to play Walker P. Napa
come to hunt I hear something rustle around in here
Oh shit, let me get back to you on that.
Fine.
Chad, what are we gonna do?
Are we gonna hunt?
Are we gonna have a fuckin' play piñata with that motherfucker?
We need to keep our eye on the prize.
Wait, but AJ is with him.
Fuck!
Shit bro, what do I do?
AJ is over there!
Well, AJ is there, so he can help Lewis.
Oh, Doug!
Oh, Kenny would do food.
Not hit a walker.
You made up your mind yet?
Yeah, I'm going to hunt.
Need help.
Yeah, let me help you out.
For a second there, I was worried you're gonna encourage him.
No.
I'll never understand that idiot.
You're a fucking idiot, bro.
You good shot?
Yeah.
Good.
I'll chase him out of the bush.
You shoot.
Duck would hit the zombie?
I thought he was out here.
It looked like one of the rabbit-
Hey, you fucking duck!
I'm not sure how many are still around, so careful where you shoot.
Aim for the parents.
Aim for the parents?
Is that a parent?
You're not blind.
You're a damn good shot.
Gonna need a few more like this if we're hoping to eat though.
I saw some others run this way.
Looks like a meal.
You have rabbit.
Ah, shit.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
Better to save our arrows anyway.
God damn it.
Climb! Climb! Come here!
God damn it! We embarrass ourselves for him!
Look! It's that one.
We're beat.
It's a baby.
Aww.
Well, all meat is good meat.
It's not enough.
Release it. Why'd it get bigger?
Ugh, hungry.
So am I.
But we'll be even hungrier tomorrow if we don't let him go.
That's true.
No, it doesn't exist, Dengus.
There's just today.
And today I'm hungry.
We're hungry.
Aw, no.
Are you gonna do it?
I can't watch.
I just don't feel...
We should...
Let it go.
It's a baby.
I
Bye, baby. Hi, bunny
Really, what are we supposed to eat tonight then adult rabbits?
I get it. I wouldn't want to kill a baby bunny either. You'll thank me in a few months if we live that long
All right. Well the snares have all been reset and are ready to trap things
We get to go now or what?
We're gonna be in the lane tonight.
God damn it.
I'll take this back.
You two should meet up with Brody and Violet and see if they've managed to snag any fish.
This isn't gonna be enough for the whole school.
I like fish.
That's great.
Oh, he likes fish.
See ya.
What the...
He said he likes fish.
Why don't you talk about what you like too?
Do you like fish?
I once ate a whole shark.
I did it.
Look a liar! This guy lying! Liar! He ain't no whole sardine liar!
Liar's boyfucker, what the fuck?
I like this kid.
Where's Vi and Birdie?
Uh-oh.
They should be here by now.
Clint, look.
Look.
Oh, knife.
Monster.
Monster.
But I wouldn't have just left this out in the open.
Wait.
Isn't that one of our spears?
Uh-oh.
What happened?
Clem.
Lots busted.
Oh no.
Oh god, people.
I might not be alone.
The job AJ.
It's clear.
Holy shit.
This place is wet.
Oh no.
Who the fuck came in here?
It's a lot of shit!
Oh no.
It's a lot of shit.
And real cigarette.
Bible page!
No sign of our thief thief. Oh, shit. We just walked a mile of river and the traps were all empty
Someone robbed us. Oh great and now we're gonna star
Fuck let's
Fuck fuck. It's just it's okay. It's brief really come on. No, come on. Come on
You're gonna be fine
Fuck. Fuck.
Take a second. Breathe in deep and hold it.
Just shut the fuck up, okay?
Excuse me?
Holy shit!
I have to tell Marlon about this.
We still need food, you know, to live. We definitely don't have enough here.
You guys figure it out.
Jesus, sorry!
So what do we do? Eat rocks?
You can't eat rocks.
I'm aware.
Will Marlon kick us out if we don't find food?
Well, let's not find out.
Where else could we look?
Ah, I'll be pink.
Oh.
Oh my god, the train station?
The train station. It's not too far from here.
Why?
I don't know. That's pretty far outside our perimeter.
There was food in there when AJ and I passed through.
It's worth a look.
You sure there was food?
Positive.
Yeah, some of it was destroyed in the explosion, but there has to be something left. There was so much there.
Alright, fine. Lead the way.
Oh, man.
There. That's where the food is. A lot more walkers than last time, though.
We're gonna die.
Let's either die here or die from hunger. Take your pick.
Climb maybe you should scope things out. You know the place better. Let me get a closer look. Can't be too careful
Look at the bell I use that bell to attract a walker before try it again. They do like to follow sound
Look at that body.
Look at the train car.
You look like you've got an idea.
The noise from that bell could draw a lot of walkers.
If one of us climbs up there and starts raining it,
Lewis, I will, Lewis.
Uh, hold on.
I'd like to make an alternate suggestion.
Come on, Leo.
You're loud, dramatic, a little annoying.
You're basically a walking distraction.
Okay, Prince Charming.
Let's see those talents in action.
Oh, he brings army?
Can't say no to a face like that.
I'll go with you.
Give you some cover.
Fine. I'll do it. But if I die, I'm making sure Walker-Lewis eats both of you first.
NOOOOOO!
I'll distract him until I see you guys reach safe cover.
Then, I'll try to redirect the smelly patrol to give you guys a chance to spread inside the building.
When we get into position, I'll signal you so you can do your thing.
I kinda don't want him to die. I kinda...
He is annoying, but...
I kinda like him. He's kinda...
...endearing.
he's kind of endearing and he's kind of endearing but it's because I just
remember being a teenager and knowing guys like that and they're always nice
guys they're nice they're nice dudes you know they they mean well they're just
Stupid. They're just dumb.
You know?
Hey, ugly!
No, not you! Not you either!
Yeah!
What the fuck did you do to the fairy on me?!
Help!
Ghostwalker!
All right, come on, get back on. Ready?
It's people, though!
So far, I've lost no one already.
Okay, here we go.
What is he waiting for?
I mean, we could have just spread him wap-a-guts on us.
But everybody seems to keep on forgetting.
We always seem to forget about the walker goods.
I'll watch the movie for hours.
Okay, AJ and I will sneak in and grab the food they feed out. Sounds good, let's make it a-
Wait a minute, but didn't that shit go off in an explosion? How do we know any of the food survived?
The good thing we killed those people in there!
I'm just sayin'!
I'm just sayin' guys!
Uh-oh, there's one in there.
He's just wanderin' around in there, I saw him.
I think?
Yes, these will be perfect.
Cliff, look!
Try it out, see if it works.
What? Why are there bags here?
And a working right?
What's happening?
Gotta need your help on this one, kiddo.
Who packed all that shit up?
Oh no.
You still got your gun?
Just in case.
just in case
Is there even anything in there?
I don't think anything survived.
Good job, E.J.
Is there more?
Oh shit, keep it coming!
Thank you!
It's gonna be a feast!
Something is definitely gonna happen, that's terrible, and...
It's gonna be scary and sad.
Stand.
Slowly.
Oh, shit.
Don't yell.
Don't try anything.
I won't hurt you.
What the fuck is this?
I don't have to.
What do you want?
I just want food.
Same reason you're here.
You're gonna strike a deal?
Oh my god, he stole our shit, didn't he?
Hand-rolled cigarette?
you and your friends made a lot of noise out there wasn't hard to follow you
live close by you knew about this place already and organized some effort to
get inside just passing through decided to see what we could scavenge and you
just got extra lucky
Oh
You look a little young to be out on your own you got a group
Count you plus the two outside. I'm thinking
Maybe more what is up with their eyes first? What's going on?
Why are I please close miss the days when we're not some goddamn cagey? It's just me and my ugly face out here
lonely ugly
and hungry
No, I don't feel this pack real slow. We worked hard to get this stuff
Well, hey there squirt playing hide-and-seek are we oh shit now that's impolite
Don't steal from us. I'm not stealing yes, you are yours. It's not yours either
You're killing me, you know.
Come on, kid.
Oh, shit.
Izzy!
Listen up, squirt.
You're gonna quit pointing that gun at me, and let me go to my marry.
You understand?
Oh my lord, what do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?
What do we do? Do we let him shoot? Do we tell him to shoot?
Do we attack him? What do we do?
I'm just gonna take a little bit and I'll leave it like it never happened.
AJ, get down!
I didn't know he was... I didn't know that was gonna happen.
Oh no!
I feel terrible. Like, that's not a good example for AJ.
He wasn't even, he wasn't even hurting us. He was just threatening us.
What if we could have like, worked something out?
What the fuck just take a bag and fill it up. Yeah, bro, we sure know
Oh my god I feel so like I feel like we could have negotiated what if like I
would have told them to put the gun down you wouldn't have killed him I don't
think you would have killed them bro I know we can't go back now man this
This game is too punishing.
You know what? I'm gonna think about it this way. He pulled a gun on a kid.
He pulled a gun on a kid.
He stole from- What is up- Oh my god, what is up with her eyes? They were cross-eyed! What happened to her eyes, bro?
You are not listening to me, Marlon.
Listen to me, I am telling you, the place was ransacked.
We found the guy that did it.
We'll deal with it.
Take y'all a while.
How poor are they that have not patience?
Asim!
Mitch!
Check it out!
Food!
I don't like the kids.
I like that kid he's weird that's like a lot of food observant is ever Mitch I
can't believe this look at it you are a savior clam shit like seriously it's a
lot Lewis and violet help to either of them ever brought back this much before
Oh no. I bet that guy had people and they're gonna come after us.
I don't know where it was.
Train station? That's outside the safe zone.
We'd have even more.
But we ran into the creep that fucked up our fish traps.
Creep? What creep?
Clemson was smoking those nasty ass Bible cigarettes.
He had weird, different colored eyes.
Uh-oh.
Did he follow you?
Nope. I shoved him into a pack of walkers that took a chunk out of him.
It was awesome
Look, I don't know what got out of there, but if you did he won't make it for long you attacked him
If he survived, you know, he's coming back for revenge
What the hell were you thinking?
Eat both of guys. This is fucked
If I hadn't done what I did he would have shot us. I made the right call
Bullshit, what if there are others you don't know what people are capable of out there
I'm an idiot, I won't, just not again, fuck!
What the fuck is wrong with her?
She took him outside the safe zone, they saw someone, you know what that means!
Just means there's a hungry guy out there looking for food.
What's happened before?
You are overreacting.
Does she know something because-
She's serious!
C'mon, let's go somewhere and talk about this.
You can't live in fear, girl.
If anything happens, I'm holding you responsible.
Uh-oh. She jinxed it. Something's definitely gonna happen now.
Clint.
I know I asked you for help.
He did. He did. But... shit. God, nothing's easy.
Sorry I went outside the safe zone. I didn't see any other option.
Yeah, I know. It's just hard keeping this together.
I shouldn't have killed that guy. I-I-I-I shouldn't have killed that guy. I regret killing that guy.
Um, I'll go talk to Brody.
Thanks for the haul, Clem.
You guys should go enjoy it.
You've earned it.
I shouldn't have killed him!
Don't sweat, Clem.
Ever since we lost Sophie and Minnie,
Brody's been freaked out by anything that
happens past the safe zone.
She'll be all right eventually.
Still, we should make sure this is a one-time thing.
We can take Rosie out in the morning, see if she catches a cent.
You know, just in case.
I'm gonna go clean up.
Oh my god.
I think I'll go too.
AHHHHHHHHH!
I feel so guilty.
We're too far in, Bill.
Don't worry about them.
They're just sad.
Sad?
Why?
My sisters die around this time last year.
Oh, I see.
I think it's starting to get to people.
Doesn't it get to you?
Not really.
Dying's not scary.
I mean, it's sad, but not scary.
Being a walker is a lot worse than being dead.
How do you know?
Maybe being a walker is really nice.
What?
I doubt it.
Me too. But it's not like you can go ask one.
I'm gonna go ask one. I'll be right back.
I try not to focus on them being gone.
I like picturing where they'd be now instead.
Sovi was awesome at making stuff.
She'd build a place big enough for all of us to live.
And paint it too.
And many be playing whatever new song she wrote.
I guess that does scare me because
I know I have something waiting on the other side
Some place safe and happy all of us together looks like a nice place to wind up
Yeah, I think so too a lot better than some smelly old school
Who are those guys the walkers who killed them you want them there, too
Yeah.
All the more innocent people.
Oh, that's so sweet.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
to sure I promise I'll draw you well sure why not
oh I almost forgot oh we got smiles here you go it's yours it's ours oh we got
the drawing! Ten's got some real talent. It's getting late. Yeah, you guys should get
some sleep. Aren't you coming? Not yet. I want to finish this first. Good night. See you
tomorrow. This is a nice community. Watch me say that something terrible happens
tomorrow.
It always happens that way.
It's clear.
Time for that little guy.
Can I stay up?
Nope.
Two more minutes tell you what no minute, and then we'll see
He got on the bed you've gotten bed by yourself. Let's go
Yeah, I like it here
If you feel funny and there was so many rabbits to shoot
It's nice not driving everywhere or running away
But the ranch was nice too before the blood
Ran this isn't the ranch. Oh
Oh
Are we gonna?
Are we gonna see what happened? I?
Like it now that I'm used to it
This games and the walls make it feel safe. I do I really do
it's good to feel safe somewhere there you got to stay up two minutes more time
for sleep I'll lay down when you blow out the light all right give me a minute
you can now place collectibles in your room so used to lugging this
everywhere never knowing when we'd find any supplies I feel a lot lighter first
We'll not collect the bowls up here.
The hand drawing there.
Aw.
What's we put?
We put plastic flowers here.
These are plastic.
But they're not as pretty.
So cute.
It is cute.
I just noticed all the dead walkers on the floor. That's not cute. That's scary.
Not the book.
They're all dead walkers up on there.
What flowers are here?
Those don't look like the other ones.
Cause these are real flowers.
The kind that need water?
Bingo.
Make sure to give them some.
I know.
Don't forget.
I won't.
Good.
I don't want them to die.
Oh, they're gonna die alright.
You can't waste water on flowers.
Water's a drink!
I'm not sleepy.
liar? Hey, where's my, where's my, my, my Haruka head? Yeah.
That's cool. I know, right? I'm really cool.
Now Haruka's always with us.
Time to go to bed, go to sleep.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let a walker bite.
And if they try, I'll never let them bite.
Come on, play it right, one time.
Bang!
Good work, and thanks.
Bang!
Uh-oh.
What's that?
Oh no.
What the hell?
I think someone's in trouble.
It's Pennywise!
He's coming!
Jesus!
No, no, no.
Not right now.
But we should help them.
If it's a monster, we should kill him.
I don't think it is.
You got your gun.
Uh-huh.
It's Pennywise!
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Stay safe.
Hopefully his movie, Penny Life.
Are you okay? They sound mad.
I'll find out what's going on.
We all float down here, Georgie!
What's that power he's like, HWAH HWAH HWAH HWAH HWAH HWAH HWAH HWAH HWAH
Well, I'm not going to follow the notice.
No, it's getting quiet again.
Okay, fine. I guess I'll go this way.
Because you told me to.
Just a little farther.
basement.
This lock's from both sides.
Can't pick it.
I have to find another way to the basement.
I'll sell her door out in the yard.
Oh.
Do they have people locked up in the basement?
Uh-oh. I had to bring the candle with me!
According to the map, there should be another entrance to the basement around here.
This way. Welcome to Wawa!
I'm not going to let you off.
Get out of the llama.
Get out of the llama.
Get out of the llama.
Get out of the llama.
We need to park in this...
Break the lock.
What's up do I break it with?
Uh...
Break?
They're gonna hear me!
You have break heavy!
They're gonna hear me break it!
They hear my ass coming a mile away, bro.
Hi guys, sorry to intrude.
Just coming in here to yell at you.
The president evil stares.
You don't even know for sure what's happening.
She also said he got bitten.
But she didn't even bother us.
You know he's not alone.
Those bastards are back and it's only a matter of time before they find us.
You know that shit!
Not with you!
There you go again! Get so mad!
What do you want me to do? You're making me mad!
How do we have to tell the others about what you did?
What's there? Show yourself!
Uh-oh, what did he do?
Clank!
What are you doing down here, in the dark?
We're running an hour just talking. Go get some sleep.
He deserved some strut. I... he had a busy day.
Didn't exactly sound like a polite conversation.
What are you fighting about?
Oh
It's really none of your business go back to the door
What man at the station we got history we do I know it she's acting crazy
She gets this way sometimes. She's just got to me out
Don't be afraid Brody. Say what you have to say
What history?
Oh
I thought they were killed by walkers
That's the story we told everyone stop
What
Oh, shit, what the fuck
Oh
My god, oh no, oh no, oh no
What have you done
Oh, damn it, pal!
Jesus!
I told you not to say it!
Please, okay.
Get away from her.
Come on, let me come along.
I need it, Marlon! Step back!
Okay, okay.
Oh my God.
Just, just stay with her.
There's a first aid kit down here somewhere, right?
Brother aid kit?
That's not... she's gonna die.
Yee!
Just stay still.
Oh no.
I can't see.
Oh my god!
The hitter's so hard!
Oh my god, look at her pupil!
You and AJ bro.
What danger.
Marlin will kill me if I tell him.
He's scared.
And when he's scared, he gets angry.
Brody, if there's a threat to AJ, you have to tell me.
Everything is so faint.
I can't feel my legs.
Please try and focus.
If those raiders come back...
...one of them said...
...he'd let him take you.
Take us...
...to make him go away.
Holy shit.
Like he did.
Like he did with 10 sisters.
Proudie.
Oh no, she's teasing.
She's dead.
We're gonna stab her in the head now.
Oh, fuck.
No.
No.
Oh, no.
What the hell am I gonna do?
She's gonna turn.
Marlin!
He's gonna lock me in here!
What the fuck is-
Don't do this!
I'm sorry.
I can't let you talk to the others.
Dammit! Marley! Anyone! AJ!
Oh my god, this guy's a psycho.
I fucking know it!
There's a gap. I hope I can find something really thin.
Okay, but you gotta do something about this girl, cause she's gonna be a walker soon.
I can't find anything in this dark.
Yes, Splashlet. I'll help.
Uh-oh, she is not...
Is she still there?
She's not there anymore.
Of course it is your turn bro.
up. Oh my god this is so scary.
Uh oh.
Oh
BOOM!
Help!
He's coming!
He's coming!
AHHHHHHHHH!
I can't believe you forced me to do this, you asshole!
Let's go, girl, get out of here.
What?
Oh no, the dog!
She murdered Brody!
What?
Oh no!
Is there blood on her face?
Why Brody?
Did you see it happen?
You know what?
Why Broody?
Did you see it happen?
You see a walker now?
That's bullshit, Marlin!
When?
You killed Broody.
You hit her so hard, her head split open.
That's a lie!
I saw you kill her!
What the hell is going on?
Look at her hands!
She's covered in Broody's blood!
What are you doing?
We saved their lives when anyone else would have kept walking.
We fed them, we kept them warm, and this is how they thank us!
Holy shit.
Guns being pulled and murdered!
But fuck them!
Fuck Marlin!
Mrs. Christ.
You shoot me, and what do you offer up to your Raider friends when they come knocking?
What the hell is she talking about?
Yeah!
She needs us a lot.
Shut up!
Marlin was gonna give me and AJ up to Raiders in exchange for safety!
The same way he gave up Sophie and Minnie!
Oh my gosh!
Let her talk!
Marlin told me the truth, and that's when Marlin killed her!
Ah, come the fuck on!
They only met up with these Raiders, because Clem insisted they go out there!
Go out there!
Quite the quits in existence!
This motherfucking asshole!
Oh my god, I want to kill this kid so bad.
Fuck man, I hate this guy!
He even knows.
The first thing she did was attack you, Ted.
Think about how scared we all were when the adults left.
I pulled us out of that fear.
I gave us some time to dance!
Oh my god, he is psycho!
He is psycho!
Who are you gonna believe, huh?
Johnny come lately in her little fucking lunatic?
What do you think?
For me?
For Ed?
That's fine.
She didn't help us get food.
What good is food if a group of outsiders is going to come along and take it?
I'm just saying.
Damn, this is fucked up.
We don't know her, y'all.
I hate to say it, but we don't.
You have to believe me.
You don't!
You met her like two days ago!
I don't know you, Clive.
Ah, fuck.
I'm sorry.
See, man? She's not even gonna be herself because she knows she's full of shit.
No!
What? Oh my god! You have to believe me!
You don't! You met her like two days ago!
Oh my god! I don't know you, Karmel. Not really. I'm sorry. This isn't like you. I know you're not weak!
Don't let her get in your head!
Hey, what would Minnie want you to do?
Uh, Minnie would want you to go rescue her!
Because she was so bad to those guys!
You piece of shit!
Plan life.
Shit.
It will all feel safer once I pull this trigger.
You were there that day those raiders came?
I don't want him. Oh, shit.
You don't get it.
You don't understand it all.
Do you?
I'm trying to protect you!
All of you!
Every fucking one of you!
I was pointing a loaded gun around to protect anyone!
Yeah!
Brody's dead. Sophie and Minerva are gone.
You suck at protection!
Yeah, you suck!
I made the right call!
I saved the lives of everyone in this fucking school!
Well, you're not gonna do it now!
I do it again!
Excuse me?
I didn't realize you were so fucking expensive, dick!
He just fucking...
He just admitted it!
What a fucking idiot.
They died!
I had to save the rest of you, okay?
You gave my sisters away.
Why would you do something like that?
Oh my god.
I trusted you, Marlon.
They trusted you.
It wasn't that spot.
He did the wrong thing, but he thought it was for the right reason.
If it doesn't move, we shouldn't have to pay for it.
I wanted to get them.
You scared me!
Oh my god, I couldn't eat!
He put the gun down.
That's good.
He put the gun down.
He didn't throw you because she knew.
You didn't mean to.
I didn't want this.
I wanted to save all of you.
Okay, I don't know if I should say we can still fix this or just grab the gun from him.
Because I just feel like he is not.
I'm gonna get the gun.
Help me!
It's Irma!
Okay, we can't do that!
Never mind, we can't grab the gun for it!
Oh
I'm going!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
We had to go back to the train station to see if any food survived the explosion.
But someone else had the same idea.
When AJ distracted him, I shoved him into a pack of walkers.
What man?
I found Marlon and Brody in the basement that night, arguing about the man we'd seen, and
I learned why Brody was so afraid.
The man was part of a group of raiders they read into a year ago.
Marlon traded Tennessee's older sisters to the raiders to keep himself safe.
He attacked Brody and locked me in the basement with her.
Now like we don't know, we don't know where anybody, where the rest of the Raiders are.
Marlin stole A.G.'s gun and tried to convince them I had murdered Brody.
Violet backed me up.
I attacked Marlin and made him drop the gun.
I told him we could fix things together.
But then...
Marlin was dead and AJ pulled the trigger. He remembered what I taught him. Always aim for the head.
Shit.
Oh, I didn't want him to be this.
What are we gonna do now? It must hate us now.
Oh, no, he's not in his bed.
Where is he?
Oh.
I made you some coffee.
No.
It was in the kitchen.
Ten said I can have some.
I didn't steal it.
I didn't steal it.
Yeah, we made us coffee?
Oh my god, I'm so sorry, guys.
Sorry, Ad Rose.
He's a kid. I can't stay mad at him. Also, it was pretty funny when he was like,
What? I aim for the head!
I'm surprised you remember how to make it. We haven't had coffee in a long time.
You put it in hot water.
You're right. Thanks.
Damn, small kid.
Last night with Marlin, I heard Lewis and what he called me.
What do you call a murderer?
Am I a murderer?
I
Know oh my god shit
From the nurses office
Kid blew his brains out you shot him
He's dead
You're a murderer
He was down you had him beat what the fuck did you teach this kid?
Bro! I taught him to survive, bro.
Louis called me a murderer. But we're supposed to kill bad stuff. Monsters. Did I do it bad?
I thought Marlin was bad. He killed bro-
Alright, hold on.
He's right, but what he did was wrong.
What he- he- he kept telling lies.
Lewis was right.
Sometimes people do bad things like Marlon did.
But when you shot him, he wasn't a threat to us anymore.
If you kill someone when they're no longer threatening you, that's murder.
Oh, I feel so bad telling you that.
What are we gonna do?
Uh oh.
You gotta teach him.
Back off, all of you!
He talks more than down and then they fucking murdered him!
Take AJ, go inside.
Come on, let's go.
Oh, just let them go back to the dorms.
What happens the next time one of us does something
this kid doesn't like?
Should we expect a bullet, too?
That's not what happened.
It's exactly what happened.
Marlin started this.
He killed Brody and almost got me, too.
AJ did what he had to do.
What he had to?
He didn't have to shoot Marlin in the fucking skull.
He didn't have to, but.
It was over.
Get him, Lewis, just back off, okay?
Back off?
Seriously?
Let's go.
Clim?
Clim?
If I'm a murderer, am I going to die too?
No.
What?
No.
A lot of the murders-
I'm not contradicting myself because at the end of the day, he was going to kill us.
If he didn't kill us today, he would kill us later because it was very obvious that
this guy has a lot of problems.
However, what he did was wrong because at the time- at the time, he wasn't
threat. Both statements are true. He did start it. He did fuck up. He trafficked
children and he threatened us with a gun and he was gonna hurt everybody. However,
what AJ did was also wrong because he should not have killed them.
He didn't have to die now.
I SAID WE KILLED KETTY!
KETTY!
You're like monsters and I know what happens to monsters.
No.
Nothing good.
Nothing good at all.
You're not a monster.
You're not a monster.
They think I am.
I wish they didn't.
We're going to fix them.
Lee would be disappointed?
Did you guys forget that Lea also killed somebody?
Sometimes!
Shit just happens.
And I feel like Lea would be the number one person to understand.
Yes, you and me.
I'm going to help you atone.
Atone?
It means make up for what you did wrong.
We'll make it all right with the others.
I mean, it might never be right, but...
For God's sake, someone help me with this!
Girl! He's back, girl!
You're gonna ruin that car wreck? Have you fucking murdered him?
Get back, Mitch. Get back.
Well, what?
You're gonna let him kill me too? Then who's next? A Sim? Willy?
Haven't enough people died tonight? Brody, Marlin, you can't keep killing each other.
Bro, we should just open that thing down there and show him that this motherfucker killed her, bro.
I know her head is bashed in because we killed her once she was a zombie, but STILL!
Huh, fuck, are you saying that to me after what he did?
Screw both of you.
Whatever, fuck off, bitch.
Me traffic, children!
What is it?
You've killed a lot of people.
you murdered your friend Lee didn't you what did it murder me he wasn't a threat
he was gonna turn so that means you murdered him I mean yeah technically I
killed him because I loved him I didn't want him to suffer how he'd be dead be a
Walker bro turned I didn't want that for him he deserved better I love you
Clem oh I love you back I think we should just pack up our shit and leave
See you, bro.
Fuck these people.
Hey.
Holy shit. That kid is a little kid and his voice is like...
Hey.
Hey.
The violence had to come get you four in the funeral.
Really?
We used to have them more. Then we stopped.
Seems right though. Yeah, I brought you something. Oh
I figured you'd be afraid with everyone all upset
But oh my god. He's so sweet like a firefighter
No, firefighters are good. I'm a murderer
No, you're not you got to have a trial first
In a courtroom, that's how it works
worked before
Back then, there were all kinds of rules about who was innocent, who was guilty, and it was complicated.
We have to decide things for ourselves now. We can't rely on other people to make the rules for us.
Who decided you're a murderer?
Oh. But she's right. So is everyone else.
I think you're okay.
Awww.
Awww.
You sure you don't want your firefighter?
You should keep him, because you're good like him.
Oh, I don't want him to think he's not good.
Maybe we can play with him later? Together?
Sure.
Oh my god, this is the sweetest shit I've ever seen.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
This is the cutest shit I've ever seen.
Oh my god.
After the funeral.
They buried them already.
The vial started soon.
See you out there.
Gotta be brave.
We gotta go out there to that funeral.
This is gonna be hard.
Everyone's going to be upset.
We need to show them we care, okay?
Okay.
Use the mouse to look around.
Let's get in the crowd.
Almost dead.
I'll live if we water them.
No, they still die.
Once you bring them inside, they only get a few days.
Oh.
When you're ready, go to the funeral.
Oh my god, I can't believe this shit.
At least these won't die.
They look good together.
Do you think his is better?
No, I like them both.
I like your words better.
Your words.
We're gonna start KidCourt! KidCourt coming!
KidCourt in session! KidCourt!
Oh shit! I just found out lore-wise, apparently younger, healthier people, or those with higher adrenaline, might turn faster from as little as three minutes till reanimation.
Time to go.
Jesus. No wonder she turned so fast.
Give me my hat. Okay, I can't, I can't bring my hat. Well, fuck me then.
Ready?
Let's say, go into the first day of school and you don't want to be there, you know?
He's just shaped by what you teach him.
You taught him to regret his actions.
That's good.
Attend the funeral!
Okay.
Yes, I can.
Hey, let's go see this place where he killed this woman or killed this girl.
No, nobody wants to go look or this guy also murdered somebody.
I did that.
Come on.
Come on.
We are gonna be- I hear them talking shit.
Let's go. We're gonna roll up in there and be like,
hey, I heard you were talking shit, bitch.
Okay.
I heard you were fucking talking shit about us.
I heard you were talking shit.
Why don't you dig up those fake ass graves that he made?
Aww...
The dog's not okay?
Oh God, they're here.
So what? The new Brody, didn't they?
Yeah, but Marlon...
Just leave them alone.
Shit.
Clem?
What?
A lot of people have funerals.
Since it they used to have them or they died to remember love I don't get it. Well to remember people we loved
They loved Marlin
Yeah, they did
I mean them all said
Like if someone took you away
Does everyone get a funeral people do some animals to
even monsters
Everyone gets one even monsters
Ten you ready?
Brody you always said you wanted to go to the beach so I'll do it for you
I can't. Not for Marlin. After what he did to the twins and Brody.
You didn't even like Brody! You were always mean to her.
Well shut up, Cain! Do your buck teeth!
I can't.
Fuck you!
Someone else do it.
Fuck your buck teeth, little Cain!
Cain, don't. Seriously, Lewis. Who's your best friend?
Friend it wasn't perfect. They deserved better than to get gunned down by a kid. They just killed him like it was nothing
You're right Mitch Marlon didn't deserve what AJ did to him. I know what I did. I'm sorry
I know I'm a murderer
Atone yeah, it's on fuck I can't listen to this
Well, fuck you too that Lewis pussy
Now pussy what I did was bad, and I'm gonna make it up to you. I promise you don't have to make up shit
Marlin was a fucking murderer and a liar
And if we all asked more questions about Minnie and Sophie disappearing last year, none of this would have happened
She's got a point shut up. Was it Marlin's fault then whose fault was it?
Whatever happened before AJ shouldn't have killed Marlin. Yeah, he wasn't hurting anybody when I killed him
see what i mean how can any of us trust these fucking people what are you saying i'm saying they
gotta fucking go take a vote majority decides they stay or they leave today well fuck off roll
that does seem fair are you serious it's bullshit you're bullshit i don't want to leave but if
you all decide we should we'll go clue you heard a kid a vote's the only way to settle this
So we'll be arguing for well, I don't want to be here if you don't want me to be here and guess we're fucking voting
Just know that if something happens, and I'm not here y'all are gonna die
Try to talk to him all of you old. I'm gonna fucking die
Just letting you know could you guys go wait in the dorm I'll come get you
Maybe I should have begged, but I'm not gonna beg these little big-ass babies y'all.
Come on, let's go.
I'm not gonna beg these bitch-ass babies.
Bitch-ass baby-ass kids, stupid baby kids.
I guess you guys are okay with human trafficking?
I guess you're okay with that. I guess that's fine. I guess you guys are fine with that.
Ugh. I guess it's fine. Fine with you. I guess human trafficking is good now. I guess murder
Okay, but only for some
Because nobody like roadie right okay, okay nobody like roadie
Maybe maybe
Maybe it's because she's a girl, huh?
Yeah, uh-huh murder women I see yes, I see I see
Gave my parents one of your cheeky soaps my dad's official review was and I quote
It's okay high praise from a 69 year old Scandinavian dad. Oh shit 69 year old dad loves my soap
I know it's okay means he likes it. I know that means
What the fuck are you doing, kid?
AJ, stop!
You'll break your toe or something.
Come here.
Sit down.
No!
Oh, no.
He's acting out.
It didn't work.
I did what you said and they didn't even care.
It just takes time.
I know that I was bad, but they don't want to let me fix it.
AJ, breathe. Remember what we do when we're mad?
You can't run if your toes broken!
Be loud, do you?
What do we do when we're mad?
We stop and think and, um...
Aw.
I'm still really, really mad.
I know that I'm not supposed to get mad or sad and you have every reason to be upset
We'll deal with it together. Okay?
Okay
Stop we think and we breathe breathe
That's why he's so cute
Feel better
You're still mad, huh?
He's trying his best.
And, uh, I think I'm sad, too.
Aww, he's sad!
I tell you what you told me to.
I know, you're a good listener.
I wanted to make them all feel better.
I think in time you can.
It didn't work.
it just takes time watch tell me to do that if it didn't work it takes time we
don't know that it didn't work they might have voted for us to stay I don't
know they seemed pretty mad it was on our side maybe she'll persuade the
others yeah maybe I don't want to go I know you don't
I like knowing where we are all the time. The bed, the food.
I like the other kids. Not all of them, but Ting and Louis and Violet.
Well, if we leave, they will all die. They cannot survive without us.
Uh-oh, we gotta go.
You took the vote. You have to leave.
You have to leave.
Is there any way we would get to vote?
I vote that we stay.
Awwww.
That's not how it works.
Maybe it should be.
You don't have to like it.
Good, cause I don't.
Fine. I get it.
We'll learn to live with your decision somehow.
Seriously?
That's it?
What do you want?
You know this is fucking wrong.
And you're not gonna fight it at all?
What's the point? You've already decided.
Yes, we have.
He doesn't want me to leave either.
So fucking stupid.
You said you'd go along with it, if we voted fairly.
It's bullshit.
And you'd know it if you weren't so used to bearing your head in the sand.
Oh shit, step up, Bluie!
Oh, I'm bearing my head in the sand?
Hey, Marlin, all you want, but you can't tell me AJ's in danger, too.
You can't say that to a kid, you dumb-ass bitch!
We'll wait for you to pack up, then Lewis and I will escort you out past the safe zone.
I hope we'll make sure you-
I'll walk or eat your hands off.
It's not a lot, but at least you won't die on the way.
Thanks for making sure that we-
No, don't thank them!
It's- it's their fault we got to leave.
They're gonna get rid of us!
Get him under control!
B.J.! Breathe!
He's just a kid, bro.
Where's Tim? I gotta say goodbye.
He was really upset about the vote and he's not talking to anybody.
It's best to leave him alone when he's like this, but for the record he wanted you to stay.
Wait, does AJ still have that gun?
What?
Hand it over.
What?
Is this necessary?
Hell yes, it's necessary.
I'm not walking out into the woods with him holding that thing.
They already know he no-
What?!
This guy is crazy!
I'm not carrying my fucking gun!
Oh my god. No.
It's yours, AJ. You should keep it.
But I murdered Marlin with it.
Yeah, but you'll need protection outside.
Fine. Let the kid keep the murder weapon.
Fuck off, bitch. You have a murder weapon, too. That stupid stump you got.
Damn, the only safety we found.
Let's go, kid.
I'm trying to catch my fucking gun.
You can't shoot shit.
Shut up!
Yeah, what about the fucking flashlight?
That was a murder weapon!
Are you confiscating flashlights too?
He is a good shot.
Why are they following us? Go away.
What about you guys? You guys get to keep your murder weapons.
I'm in the car.
Probably not.
You got lucky before.
So we're walking
My shoes are gonna break. Oh, I hope they hold out
My feet are gonna bleed again
We'll tear up a shirt and tie them up if we have to it's not so bad. I
Swear to God beach
before
bruh
Don't look pretty good at it now
Almost like going home for you guys. You've lived inside walls your whole life
You have no fucking idea what it's like out there.
Bro, done.
The nerve of this motherfucking asshole, bro, the fucking nerve of this dude, bro.
I'm so glad, I'm so glad we were nice to him, bro.
I'm so glad.
Fritz charmed my ass.
Charmed my own balls.
Shut the fuck up.
We're here.
The road's that way.
Anything you want to say before we go?
I've said plenty yeah, you did and it was all the wrong thing now get the fuck out of here you're welcome
I wish you could stay I
Didn't want this
Come on. Let's just go give us a minute. Would you?
We say we I wish we didn't fuck up or should we say and don't kick us out
Now, should we just not say anything?
I'm not gonna say shit.
Really, I wish I could take you back, but I...
I can't claim half of them are convinced you're as bad as Marlon or worse.
If you came back, someone else might get hurt.
I... I can't risk it, I'm sorry.
Uh-huh, okay. Well, y'all are gonna die.
Bye!
Still got that gun?
Just...
...try to be more careful with it, okay?
I will.
Let's get going. The sun'll set soon.
How do you know?
I don't know. I can just feel it.
He feels it in my bones.
There's this cold that settles on my skin. It happens right before storm too. I don't feel that
You haven't been on the road as long as me
Man, that is so cool
Well, we'd be okay. We'll always be okay. I thought we'd be done running from all the bad people
I'll find someplace new some place better. I'll try not to mess it up
Oh my god shit
Raiders are out
I come on out
I saw a couple of you on the road
How long you think you can hide
Oh shit
That's how it is in my mouth
Station, yes
A funny guy you can survive a bite if you cut it off fast enough. Whoa
Stay here
Tough little bitch, aren't you? Oh
Uh oh. HIT THE GOD AWAY!
Sigh.
Should I tell- I can't kill him. I just told AD not to kill people.
I can't!
Just walk away and we'll let you go!
I
Wouldn't boy any closer your friend might get her head blown off able
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Like you have many other options.
It's not my school.
I don't live there.
I find that very hard to believe.
Well fuck it.
Not a lot of kid communes around here.
Don't!
Let him go!
Please!
Sure!
If you do like we ask.
Otherwise I'm happy to crack his head open.
You ever seen old fruit explode after you th-
Who I'm saying?!
We should've killed this guy!
How it'll look.
Oh
What oh my god, what the fuck
Clementine it's you
It's fucking Lily my name is Lily. Oh
What they don't remember me really
I thought you died.
I... came close.
The hell?
Not now.
The fuck is this?
Oh no, what do we do, bro? This bitch is crazy! I can't believe she's alive!
I'll accept it for now.
I said, not now.
Only because I have to.
Let go!
Lee isn't with you.
He's dead, girl.
So he's dead, then.
I'll never forget him leaving me on the side of the road to die.
I don't blame him.
I was clearly a threat to the group after I shot that girl.
Carly.
Lee should have left you behind too.
Might have lived longer if he did.
Same thing will happen to you, if you repeat his mistakes.
Fuck you, baby.
Your little boy there.
He'll die protecting him.
I'll kill you first!
He may not be able to keep this up a while longer,
But eventually he'll slow you down.
I don't think so. AJ knows how to handle himself.
He's got spirit. I'll give you that.
But you and I know that won't be enough.
Fuck, we don't have time for all this.
We've got history.
Great. You know where I know where. Point is we've got a job to do.
What's the job, bitch?
We can help you raise that boy Clementine.
But we need you to do something for us.
What? Help you kidnap a couple more kids?
We don't need a couple. We need all of them.
Oh, what?
if you want to save your li-
It's time to shoot.
Oh, but they're gonna die.
I have a feeling, I have a feeling she's not gonna die.
I just have a feeling she's not gonna fucking die, dude.
She's not gonna die.
I don't know what to do bro.
What do I do, bro?
Where the fuck is Katie?
YADDY!
Shoot!
Oh my god, I think we're gonna shoot.
Guys, I think we're gonna fucking shoot, bro.
I just shouldn't think we're gonna fucking shoot, man.
I think we're gonna shoot.
I feel like it's gonna be bad either way.
An overwhelming resounding shoot! We're shooting Lily!
You won't. You won't pick them.
Shoot!
Oh, she got shot.
Come on!
Oh, no, this water break!
Fuck off, bitch!
I'm sorry, bro.
You can't shoot, bro.
Bro, you all saw it!
You can't shoot!
I SUE!
Foggy Super Sane!
Uh-oh.
Shit.
Help!
Run! Just run, girl!
Climb!
Shit!
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Jack, this is all your fault because we're fucking...
AHHHHHHH!
We shouldn't have ever fucking...
AHHHHHHH!
Jack, this is all your fault!
They shot AJ!
This is all your fault because we're fucking...
AHHHHHHHHH!
We shouldn't have ever fucking...
AHHHHHHHHH!
This is all your fault!
They shot AJ!
Can't you hurt our son?
You heard our gun! We're not on easy street anymore!
I told you we were what a shaft can't even roll.
Are you fucking for real?
Oh my god, I can't believe we had to do all this all over again.
Do all this all over again.
This is a child!
No!
Stop!
What?
Whispers!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Follow.
Oh my god.
What?
Who the fuck is that?
Oh my god.
Oh
Get the shrapnel out me I'll keep them still. Oh
My body's just a baby
Oh my god, what the fuck, man!
This is a baby!
This is a baby!
Oh, at least it's just little butt shots and I didn't get too many stuck in there.
Trying not to be loud.
Oh, he's so brave.
Put your hands there.
Stop the bleeding.
He's so brave.
Oh my god, I'm about to fucking kill you.
This is fucking natural.
It's enough. For now.
Who is this?
Easy. Easy.
Where's our stuff?
My gun.
We lost it, buddy.
It's okay. We'll do something else.
I saw.
They saved us.
Yeah, they did.
Sucks yeah
Oh no
Who is this guy? Oh, he who he chat who he
I didn't mean to endanger you. The walkers were sent to help you.
You sent the walkers?
Was part of a group. Called themselves whispers.
I can't believe they got whispers in this fucking season. What the fuck?
She was a whisperer?
Holy shit!
Oh, that chat. For those of you that don't know Fallout, un-Fallout. I read Fallout in
the chat. For those of you that don't know Walking Dead, I'm sure everybody does know
it. I feel like I was the only one out of the loop this whole time. These people wear
like walker skins and they walk around and shit.
They've learned to live in herds, among walkers.
Move among them.
Sometimes I guide them.
Why are you alone if you were part of a group?
They attacked a community, saw the carnage.
Oh my God!
Hilltop!
The attack on Kingdom and Hilltop and Alexandria!
I don't want to be a part of it.
Does it hurt?
Hungry.
I wish you would have said some guy had a tiger.
Eat.
Both of you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You will remember that.
Apple seems okay to you.
It's been a while.
Since.
I've said it.
Say your name then.
Who is this?
What's your name, man?
Who is this?
James.
James?
Why did you help us, James?
The people who attacked you. What do you know about them?
I know they steal kids they took two last year a common practice for them oh
shit you know they're at war up north their entire community against another
it's why they take people to make them fight train them use them holy shit
You would join their war
That's horrible
Yes, that's why I helped you
Thank you. What was his voice actor? He sounds familiar
Wait
throwing, distracting, works just as well, and nobody gets hurt. Not us. Not him.
I'll do what he said.
I'll do what he said. He helped us.
Thank you.
I'm considering this area like his house, so we're in his house, so we'll follow his rules.
Wait, it's Charlie O'Brosch!
Oh my God!
It was difficult to send the herd in to save you.
I didn't want them to die.
You didn't want the walkers to die?
Oh God.
James, do you just hang around in the woods, saving random people?
After I left my group, I wandered, first time alone, ever.
Saw a war everywhere. First against walkers, then against each other.
I hope it would be better here.
where are you from here or somewhere far away Georgia long way from home it
feels like forever ago it was
So where are you from Washington Washington the city or the state the city dad ran a food
a truck I helped you've got a fever his wound will meet proper cleaning and
medicine if you're lucky enough to have any the school has medicine but I don't
think they'll share it that's why those people attacked you isn't it to
get to that school yeah the story whatever they find bring more guns more
fighters take everyone inside they won't be able to fight them off shit
You need medicine. You have to go back, or you'll lose him.
Can we convince them? Should we just warn them?
We gotta convince them for AJ's sake.
I'll go back. Convince them to help AJ.
They'll take us back once they see him. They wouldn't turn H.J. away.
They probably would, but... I hope.
I'll help you get back. Pass the walkers. A few more hours and we'll go.
You think he's got that long?
He shouldn't sleep right now.
I'll stay awake. You don't have to.
Yeah, we trust this guy or no. I'm scared.
Sleep. I'll keep watch.
I can't.
Then we'll both keep watch.
Less lonely.
True.
You trust him?
I mean, he did, but it's like...
You just stay awake chatting, you know?
He's kind of rizzy.
Guys, you guys just walk around and get a boyfriend. Stop!
Better be independent with no man.
Is he awake?
Yeah. He's so hot.
I can carry him.
You're exhausted.
No, I've got him.
I mean, I kinda trusted him to carry.
Maybe Clem needs a girlfriend. Clem is good alone.
It's good, bro.
I thought Clem was gay. What the fuck?
Stop thinking things!
Clem is Clem!
Come on, we're almost there.
Leave her alone! She's only a style!
Leave her alone!
Walker!
He's not a walker.
Bitch.
Violet! Lewis! They came back!
Bucktooth little kid!
I'll fucking kill you myself!
You live out there alone, right?
You could stay with us.
I
Not ready
I can't, I can't keep carrying you.
Maybe bill it girl. I'll be inside soon. Rest now.
Shit! Is he...
He's alive. He was shot. He's got a fever.
Damn, Bill.
Come on, let's get him inside.
I can't.
He's manning up all his arm
Okay, buddy, I got you he's always been nice. He's just a pussy
Yeah, I should I should let her sleep
Let me see.
I have what I need upstairs. Come on.
If that motherfucker is in here, bro, we got the shrapnel out of him.
We?
It's a long story.
He's running a fever. Body's trying to fight infection, poor little guy.
No Ruby and Lewis will take care of him you come with me we can talk in the office
You just try to rest okay, we're gonna fix you right up
Scared a day trust anybody okay. She'll look after you
But, but they hate me.
We push.
We don't let it take over.
I'm good now.
We don't bite.
Clementine, please. We need to talk.
We say, fuck you, fear!
We're biting, not biting!
I saw they had you pinned tonight.
Shit, I got so crazy.
When I heard you call for help, I didn't even think.
Damn. Okay, well, thanks.
I just let go of the arrow, I wasn't even sure if I'd hit her.
And then Luis got shot six, six inches over, we'd be digging another grave.
I really thought you were dead, Clem.
Well, I'm not.
It's just everything is so fucked right now, you know?
It's good to see you two together.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'll see you soon.
Let me show you.
Plan your defenses.
Who defy the walls?
Get traps in the admin building.
Divide the courtyard.
Who defy the walls?
We've got good strong walls.
We need to make them hard to climb over so the raiders have to come in through the
gates.
Just to keep barbed wire in the greenhouse.
Ride the courtyard.
The courtyard's pretty wide open, not a lot of cover.
We should flip the picnic tables, narrow down the pathways through it, so we'll know
which way they're coming.
And she's smart.
At the very least, it'll give us protection if they get past these walls.
This is where we should make our stand.
There's only one way in, the front, and then there's the big central staircase.
If we rig that path with traps, we can pull back here.
Luring in our attackers.
I like it.
The greenhouse!
You guys don't use the greenhouse anymore, do you?
No, we used to.
Though we lost someone out there.
Walkers overran the place and Myla wouldn't let us go back.
Safe zone.
We need to get that barbed wire so they can't climb the walls.
I see.
I'll go.
I'm to clear up the greenhouse.
It's gonna be swarming with walkers by now.
Hey, what the hell's going on?
Fuck you, bitch!
Really told me she was back.
But I was like, no way!
Violet wouldn't just go against what we all decided.
Shh!
Would you keep it down?
The little boy's asleep!
His fever's already going down, Clem.
He's gonna be okay.
Thanks, girl.
Great!
We're just giving them our medicine, too.
Mitch, those people who shot Lewis?
they're arming up to attack the school. We need Clem's help.
Like hell we do. For all we know, she's one of them.
They've been-
She's not! If you saw their leaders-
You will die without my help!
I don't know that.
These raiders all carry guns, and they know how to use them.
So whatever you think of me and AJ, deal with it, or you're gonna end up dead.
I'd rather take my chances.
Clem's going to the greenhouse to find Barbed Wire,
and anything else she thinks we need for the fight, and you're going to help her.
Uh, no, I'm not.
Yes, you are baby you are it's too dangerous for her to go by herself, and you're good in a fight. I can go to
You know
Keep the peace. Oh
Fuck by since when are you the one making calls?
Wow, what's up with these boys? You know, no one else stepped the fuck up
These boys you can head to the greenhouse once I've explained the situation
See you there. What is wrong with these boys, bro? What is wrong with these boys? Add time! Add time! I'm gonna pee. I'll be right back.
I'm back.
Where are you guys going? Come back here!
Come back here, right now!
Okay, let's keep on going.
What the fuck?
Are you feeding no one?
What the fuck?
It's my son.
Sorry, little dude.
Please be okay.
Hey, you better be sorry, bitch.
I
You what you what
I guess I didn't realize how long it's been.
How much it's changed.
Well it's time to kill some walkers, let's go.
Ah, this ain't budging.
You're gonna stand there soaking all day, you're gonna do something useful.
Well, we need the barbed wire, there must be another way in.
What are you doing here?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Great. Bore skull.
What wall, girl? We don't have a home!
Or a bedroom for now.
It's been so long since I was here.
I used to love this place.
But it's so overgrown.
I'll be fine.
Let's just find a way in.
Oh!
Placent Alexander Smith Research Center.
Oh, there's bitch-ass mother fucker...
BITCH-ASS MACHE!
Uh, nothing.
You're only here because we're desperate, you know, so don't get comfy.
If we survive these raiders, you and I are gonna have words.
Let's survive first.
I already had a few words, and here are my last words to you fuck you motherfucker.
At you CK! Yeeeellll!
I can't see shit.
There's too much condensation on the inside.
Condensation? That's a big word for you.
Shut up!
The condensation play hour!
That window. I bet we can get in there.
Good spot. Mitch, come here and give me a boost.
Wait. Make her go first.
We send the one we don't mind losing.
Fine. That's an ugly thing to say.
If I said we need her help, right? She shouldn't mind sticking her neck out.
I'll go first. I don't mind.
Figured you'd fight it.
Oh, bitch. Thanks.
Now put me like you.
I'll let him grab you. Otherwise we'll come as soon as you give me all clear.
I guess we'll know when the door opens.
Not a fucking pussy like you, bitch.
Not a fucking pussy!
Get it.
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Okay, there's another one.
Okay, there's another one.
Let me do it.
I did because I'm the best coming I'll get the door open in the world's greatest
The world's greatest!
Fuck off. Don't talk to me.
Oh, look. Wild ginger.
Eastern prickly pear, Jerusalem artichoke.
False soul and seal.
Let's find that barbed wire and anything else that might be useful.
You seem happy he can only eat the same bland rabbit stew so many times before you go crazy
These are going to do bullets from around.
You wait and see.
What does that mean?
Why?
Why look at a lawnmower?
Why let me look at lawnmower?
Could be a weapon.
We'll use it to dig a grave.
You weren't there when we dug the holes for Marlin and Brody.
We had to use cups and bowls, till forever.
Well, maybe I'll dig your grave, bitch.
How about that?
Found something? Yep, maybe useful.
Bet you ass hoe.
Booker.
Uh, pry bar.
I'm sticking all this stuff up in my pocket butt.
My butt pocket.
All in my butt pocket.
Oh, cool. Shears too?
Yes! Dibs!
I'll show that up your ass.
Show that up your ass, you pussy.
Pussy ass bitch.
Some mushrooms are edible.
I have a mysterious mushroom probably not edible.
Did you find anything?
What do you think?
Okay, just asking.
I think-
You know, the barbed wire idea is smart, I'll give you that.
Those assholes try and climb our walls, they'll tear their guts out.
I kinda like to see that.
A fuck? What?
What the fuck are you saying, you weirdo?
Jesus.
Greek? Eat mushroom? Hell no.
I ain't eatin' that shit.
Clementine dies of mushroom poisoning.
Nice little homemade explosive.
There's a cycle.
I don't like how the game wants me to eat a mushroom.
Stop trying to make me eat a mushroom.
If I remember right, there's a science lab through that door.
Maybe there's propane in there.
Come on, help me move this thing.
What the fuck? You almost hit me with that shit!
Okay, see what's inside.
I'm not gonna do
I'm not gonna do
What the
What's going on? You alright?
you alright? Yeah I'm fine and you didn't look it.
I'm kinda scared, that's all.
Bitch.
I'm gonna put this locker down anyway.
Oh no. What?
Who was that?
Who was she?
It was Martin, our nurse at the school.
Oh shit.
She stayed when all the others left.
Oh, the nurse.
She looks...
Dead?
I can barely recognize her.
She's just... just like all the others.
I'm sorry, Ruby.
I... I just... wish I could make her look like she used to.
you can't one day we came out looking for food walkers attacked us thought we
could fight them off but there were just for so many miss Martin told us to run
so we did why she looks sad she taught me how to patch people up
Stitchin', local anesthetic-
Oh, don't let her-
Don't let her stay there, kill her!
We got it! We gotta put her to sleep!
So she can rest!
Take care of her.
Would you?
I'm sorry.
Damn bro, Kenny 2.0.
These kids don't know shit.
I'm so glad we had me.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Just need a minute.
Come on guys.
Help me find that propane and we can get out of here.
Fuck off bitch.
I could've been looking for it like the second we walked in!
Can't do anything by yourself?
Holy shit!
Ms. Martin, then a lot to you, huh?
She was the only one who said-
You just stood there watching!
She saw us for what we were.
Bunch of kids who no one wanted.
She loved us what nobody else did.
Like, really, loved us.
Yeah, I've known people like that.
I guess everyone has.
No, not everyone, but...
You know, not everybody gets so lucky.
Looks like piss.
Dare you drink it?
It's not in a million years.
I'll throw that shit on you, bitch. You drink the fucking piss.
I hate that guy.
Uh, Mitch? Is this useful?
Fuckin' A! Let's open there and be one of those.
Examin' Cindy. So I should thank you for your support.
Thank you!
Now we just have to find Propane. We can blast those motherfuckers to hell.
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.
back to examining the rest of this brain
venus flytrap
what the fuck did I just put out of my ass?
showing shit out of my ass man
What the fuck?
Uh, A equals MC squared.
Whatever that is.
I
Still looking at her get away from her
You find anything I actually I don't know what this is
You seem to know a lot about bombs.
I made my first one when I was eight.
What?
Really?
I blew up the garage.
It was awesome.
Though, Dad didn't think it was awesome.
Oh shit.
Dad gave me a chemistry set to keep me from fighting the neighbors.
Uh, why would you fight the neighbors?
I had a lot of energy.
I had to use it somehow.
and they didn't like my face.
I've been starting to think this is a school
for problematic children.
Or troubled youth.
Let's hope there's gas in it.
Hello?
Yeah, perfect.
We should get back and tell the others we have to bury Ms. Martin first barrier why
bother it's a walker we should burn it back you can burn it no Ms. Martin's the
reason we're all alive oh okay well never mind she deserves a proper burial
Here next to the greenhouse. She left that way the others won't have to see her like this
She deserves a real burial I'll help you barrier
It's the right thing to do for someone you cared about. Thank you so much. It's not a her. It's a walker
Fine whatever I'm not wasting my energy on that thing
I'm gonna be honest I would have said burnt her too but I wanted to go against him because I don't want to agree with him
I'll put a stone in the graveyard back at the school that Ms. Martin loved this place
She'll be happy here
I'll make sure everyone knows you help me
that you've got a good heart under all that muck.
Hey.
I'm only, I only have muck because you guys threw me out.
Hopefully, and it means Lily and her people won't be able to climb the walls.
They'll have to come through the gates. We can plan for that.
Straight into a fiery explosion of death, assholes won't know what hit them.
The pipes, the pipes are calling from glen to glen.
Oh, he's okay.
you these green Amy am I still alive and I agree I noticed his shirt got messed up
when you know where did you get those they were tens back when he got here
should be about AJ size how's he doing better his fever's down you don't get to
Thank you for carrying him in.
No problem.
Am I gloar?
I'm not gloar.
So, we've got a greenhouse again, and bombs.
Yeah, you're fucking welcome.
I figured.
Violet says we'll start getting this place ready in the morning.
Good.
They all seem okay with letting you stay.
Good.
For now, anyway.
Well, we get ready to fight.
Yeah, I'm glad. All I've wanted is for them to forgive us.
I said they're fine with you being here, at least till the Raiders are gone.
That doesn't mean they'll like you again.
Everyone else is okay with the stain. I will!
Pete!
Pete! Thank you for the raid! I hope you had a great sleep!
Did you finish the game? Did you finish Resident Evil?
Did you finish right there in the e-ball?
You did?
Yay!
Now I gotta finish it!
It's fine.
Now I think it's better.
And after that?
I don't know, Clementine.
Clem?
Hey Kettle, how do you feel?
Better.
It still hurts.
I know.
Hi Lewis.
Hey little dude.
Hey, little dude.
Oh my god, bro.
I missed you.
I hate this guy.
Are we friends again?
You the telekin!
Just get some sleep.
Okay?
I hate him so much.
Oh my god.
Louis?
I'm sorry that you're hurting and uh...
it's our fault it wasn't all you Marlon he yeah
forget it I should go
I'm not mad at him anymore are you he helped carry me
and he was by my book when Ruby gave me stuff
I was never mad AJ I was never mad at him
Understand why he acted that way why he wanted us gone
Me too, let's get a look at the shirts Louis brought you then. We'll sleep. It's been a long day. No bully holes
We're gonna get you some nice shirts that have no holes in them
Gonna look so cool so cool, thank you
What?
Mushroom?
I wonder how long it'll last.
Put the boar skull there?
Nice.
What else we got?
What else are we gonna put in here?
Oh yeah.
Beano's fly trap.
All flies for us.
Pulling out all the stops.
Pulling everything out of my ass.
Hey, it's bed time.
You're right.
So bossy.
Just kidding. I'm not leaving.
Let's see.
Disco Broccoli, AJ Erickson, AJ Science Dog shirt.
Chat, should we make him wear
Disco Broccoli, Sports Jersey, or Science Dog?
Science Dog, cause he's got that dog.
How about this one?
Looks like Tim's boots.
Oh yeah, I think it's the same character.
Cool.
Oh
Hey, look it's disco broccoli and his friend. I
Wish you could have seen this cartoon me too
Hey, this one's pretty cool looks like Marlin's jacket. Oh, yeah, but it would still look good on you
hmm this one will work you can put it on when you feel better okay science dog
yeah time for sleep I can't sleep with a light I'll blow it out in a second
Three to one.
Three to one.
Science dog is pretty great.
Yeah, ten likes him.
Aw.
That's his bestie.
Huh, strange to think this used to be a regular school.
She used to like this go broccoli, she used to like it, she like this go broccoli.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let a walker bite.
And if it tries, bang.
It's gonna look like a safe box, show me me.
We're gonna be okay.
Oh, shit.
Aw, he put the shirt on!
Two weeks later! That was two weeks!
Then we had two weeks to get prepared.
I
What
AJ
Where are
Find A.J.
Am I dreaming?
Blah!
Ah, amazing!
What the fuck?
Is Rick gonna come out from somewhere?
A little bit of coral!
Coral!
Coral!
Coral!
Hey Jay!
What the fuck? Oh god, this girl's having crazy ass dreams.
God, that's a horse! AHHHHH!
Oh my god, did she accidentally eat the mushroom?
Hey James.
Hey James.
Hey James.
Hey James.
AHHHHH!
Holy shit, my eyes!
You were having a nightmare.
I'm not glad.
Same one you used to have all the time.
About what happened at the ranch.
The ranch.
I'll be okay.
Just give me a minute.
Uhhh...
Hey buddy! Whatcha doin' there?
What you got there? Why you got that sharp-ass knife on you, bro?
Well, let me take- I have to take a pill real quick, hold up.
Pro got shot and he's now a changed man he grew up bro
When he's a grown-ass man, but I'm a grown-ass kid, I'll shot.
Hey, and what do you have there?
Did you have a bad dream too?
I've been having them a lot lately.
What is happening?
I feel safer like this. Not sleeping.
What?
I want to stay up forever. I probably could.
Like in a few days.
Uh, no you can't.
If I try hard.
I don't know about that.
I've never met anyone who could go more than a few days without sleep.
Then I'll be the first.
if we were in danger then I wouldn't know here let me help you back to bed no
you don't have to keep checking on you you always say be tough so I am yeah
Yeah, but still.
You see, be strong.
And I will.
All the time.
I raised you to be strong, not stupid.
I'm not.
Shutting people out when they're trying to help you?
That's stupid.
Yeah, bro.
Please.
Don't call me stupid.
I'm sorry you had to do all the hard work.
What?
To atone me.
Aw.
I'm gonna help you more.
Don't mess baby!
Then I'll call you Don't Mess Baby then.
On patrol.
What?
For danger.
You're a baby, no!
Monsters.
Whatever you have nightmares about.
I don't love the idea but okay go ahead be careful okay I will I'll guide you
real good I'll sleep better knowing you're watching out for me we gotta let
him do this well Clementine you sure did raise a weird kid hmm no kidding
Clementine maybe cuz you're the sort of person who talks to herself when
and she's alone.
Don't worry, a lot of people do that now.
Oh my god, this dude making bombs!
You ready to work today, kiddo?
I know you were up late.
Yeah, I went around to school eight times last night on patrol.
Find anything?
No danger.
I just found a turtle that I thought we could keep.
But it was dead.
And no bugs inside, so I thought, never mind.
It's my turn to be lookout.
Yeah, but if you don't get sleep, you can't lookout.
I have other stuff I need to do.
Let's stop.
Nothing, it's just... it's important.
God damn it, Melissa. This seriously, the ones in your life.
I've been taking this seriously for fucking days.
Almost two weeks.
Bro.
So has everyone.
Bro, what the fuck?
He's like, I've been taking this seriously for two weeks.
Bro, what are you talking about, man?
Hey, I thought Lily and Abel would show up days ago.
I wonder why they're holding off.
Don't know.
All I wanted was more time to prepare, but now this waiting sucks and everyone's on edge.
You need my help?
Yeah, actually.
Could you check on everyone and make sure they're doing shit right?
Sure, I'm on it.
Thanks, Clem.
I should go board up the back hallway, since Lewis isn't gonna do it.
I'll start off by checking up on... you.
Oh, you're gone.
I'm not even you.
Left.
What the fuck are those walker heads and why we put things here?
Hell!
Disgusting!
Pretty clear message.
Go away.
I still wouldn't want to pledge to that.
Fuck Raiders.
Raiders.
Why did we do that?
I'm doing a watch climb for danger.
Like patrols?
Yeah, but...
Lookouts totally different than patrol.
How so?
You don't walk.
Oh, right.
Whatever, I'll eat caca.
Leave or die.
Fuck away, dude.
You suck, bro.
Shit.
What's going on?
In a few weeks, or days, or hours, the Raiders will be here.
down our place and steal or kill us and then it won't matter how much I sucked at
this the Raiders aren't gonna burn anything or steal anybody bro you can't
think like that you sound like Marlon I mean not about fighting but when he was
trying to cheer us all up for years I sat around making stupid jokes playing
stupid games while my best friend was left with all responsibility well the
You are wasting your arrows!
And eventually, a bullet in the head.
And I didn't do a damn thing about it.
And then when you tried to tell us what he was really like, and AJ shot him,
I blamed you. Both of you.
If I could take it back, I would. I knew that the day you got back, I still do.
AJ killed him. I didn't stop it.
it he was my best friend almost like my brother but the things he did they were
fucked up I'll never be glad he died but I understand why he thought it was the
right thing to do
you take it are you sure I mean it's Marlins yeah it was and he used it to
defend the school before before you stopped go ahead try it smooth draw and
that direction please no I'm gonna try it in your direction
and just so you know I'm totally laughing out loud when you miss
I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it.
Damn! Remind me to never piss you off while I'm standing at a moderate distance with a big red circle painted on chest.
You're well touched!
You wanna come back and practice more? Just let me know. Okay?
Sounds good.
And Clem what for all of it
You practice shooting with Lewis
Violet went to board up the hallway didn't she yep I
Would have done it later. I just wanted to do this first. Well, you know what?
You can't always do what you want something to keep herself busy
Well, then glad to help go ahead and practice if you want. It's all ready for you
I need something.
Not really.
Just checking in.
No big changes?
I didn't become a master archer in your brief absence.
I'm shocked.
What happened if I talked to him again?
Oh, it doesn't let me talk to him again.
I can't talk to him a third time.
time.
Merkle!
Oh, no! I don't want to do this!
I like not do this
I'm not practicing.
No more!
This looks ready for a war.
Ready for my war!
La la la la la la la la la la la dee dee dee, la la la la la dee dee daa
Where is everybody?
Guys! I'm serious! Where is everybody?
Look a light, people!
Hey.
What are you doing?
Test.
Gotta see if the bomb will go off.
In front of your face?
This little thing won't kill anybody.
Just gotta see if it'll light.
Better.
Our whole plan rests on that little thing.
If they get in, I'll need you to set the bomb off while I distract them.
Expect the unexpected.
Yeah, something like that.
I read that on one of those stupid inspirational posters.
School used to have them everywhere.
Probably.
As soon as things went to shit, I tore them all down.
Okay, well...
Shit.
Could you...
My hands all fucked up for messing with it all day.
Oh my god, am I gonna die?
AHHHHH!
Get back!
I'll get you.
Roro.
If it doesn't work.
I'll get you.
I'm sure you'll get it.
Keep trying.
It's not like I've got all the time in the world to play scientist and figure this
shit out.
I'll figure it out.
I just need more time.
Bitch, I'm trying to be nice to you man.
I should have been a bitch to you.
I'll leave you alone.
Thanks though.
For helping.
Thanks though, for helping.
Eat your own asshole.
Check in with Violet.
We're not enough people here, so I wonder if they ever tried to rebuild it after it burned down.
What are you doing down there, Rosie?
Eh, Rosie.
Good girl. What did Marlon used to do?
Huh?
Oh, Rosie's walking away now.
Misa, thank you so much for the rain!
I hope you had a great stream. Thank you for the rain. Hello!
Aww, what a cute dog.
What's been on his grave?!
Oh my god!
Jesus Christ!
I hope it's beautiful where you are, Brody.
Oh my god!
Spit on his grave?
Ms. Martin, thanks for protecting everyone.
I would never deface anybody's grave.
I don't care how mad, or how evil they were, I don't care. No. You don't do that sort of thing, man.
You don't do that.
Stop giving out participation trophies when walkers started eating people.
Hey hey!
Because you're boring and your ideas stupid!
Oh! I'm being stupid?
You're the one who can't think straight.
If you could hear yourself-
Guys, what the fuck?
The pilot told us to work on the traps together,
but a sim won't listen to anything I say!
Because you got-
Doesn't mean you have to scream at each other.
Stay on-
You're a buck-suit little kid!
Shut up, buck-suit kid!
I have an idea for duffel bags filled with bricks.
We drop them on the raiders if they get to the admin building.
He here wants to use a giant idiotic swinging log to take out one raider at most.
It's completely stupid.
You're stupid.
You're being childish.
Cat, brick trap, log trap.
I feel like the bricks would go there.
We have tons of bricks here.
Or should we just not say anything?
Shit.
We can't break up.
I
I'm trying to help a sim is right. We should use his brick trap. It sounds more practical. Mine's practical, too
No, it isn't it's exactly the kind of thing a child would think of especially a child who has no idea what he's up against
What the holy shit?
Oh, shit!
Everybody's punching everybody in the cock!
to make everybody feel better and that plan is a game oh no come on we got to
play okay I'm coming no we haven't played a game in weeks since that night
with Marlon I mean if you want to go ask Ruby to come play I don't mind
Shut up, dude!
I swear to God.
You've got a crush on Ruby?
Oh shit.
What do we plan?
Truth or dare.
What?
You don't use cards in truth or dare.
You do in this version.
Everyone draws.
Highest card gets to ask.
Lowest card has to answer.
What the fuck?
Ah, dammit!
This should be good.
Let's see.
Truth.
Mary fuck kill.
What?
Fine.
Mary flip kill.
Ruby, Sim, or James.
That guy who saved you.
Oh my God.
You gotta answer.
Them's the rules.
Let's see.
I would marry...
Oh God, what the fuck?
Wait, who's Ruby again? Is it the girl, the red-headed girl? Who the fuck is Jane?
Uh, Mary James, a similar movie.
Mary James?
Oh God, this is so gross!
Why are they making us do this?
I don't want to do this.
This is so weird.
This is so fucking weird.
Oh my god.
This is so fucking weird, bro.
I thought it was Truth or Dare.
Can I just do like a dare?
This isn't no truth or dare.
Oh my god.
I dare you to answer the question.
Oh
I can't okay wait
Fuck
I think I think only a seat yeah, only a seam is there so it's like I
I can't, I mean James isn't there so it doesn't matter I could say you killed James.
I don't want to kill, I don't want to marry James and I can't say kill to a seamer Ruby
because I'm trying to live here!
Guys, I can't, I cannot, I cannot, I can't assume nor will be, can be in the kill category
because I'm trying to live here.
It's a game, okay, but it's gonna be awkward.
James will remember that, but I don't want to marry a seam, but I don't want to flip
a seam either.
I uh, thanks? I don't think you're his type. He's into redheads.
Dude! Shut up!
I would, um, flip.
Flip, flip, flip, flip.
Flip, flip, flip!
Ruby.
Ha ha ha! But, sorry! I was just imagining her glare after she positions her.
What? You sure that's a good idea? What's wrong with you?
She picked.
You picked a kid.
So that means you're killing...
This is amazing.
Boy from the woods!
I'll try to shed a tear for the poor boy none of us met,
who's probably just a figment of Clem's imagination.
Oh my, I feel so bad.
Well, now he's dead. Poor dude.
This is great. We're laughing, we're bonding. It's a nice break from thinking about...
Oh no, James better not remember that.
What if James was listening the whole time and he's like,
You wanted to bite me?!
Damn!
I win.
And poor Sim loses.
Definitely a dare.
Okay.
A dare you to kiss Ruby.
Do you have to ask Ruby for a kiss?
Seriously?
The most legitimate of dares.
Oh shit, he hates me now.
Well, I think we all learned something about our good friend.
that he has no romantic charm whatsoever shut up look sharp y'all it's time for round three
god damn it i got it we've been pretty hard on porousim here teasing him about sweet ruby
seems only fair we mercilessly tease someone else about unrequited love so clen oh no
You know I hear you like like?
Seriously? Like like?
What are you s-
What?!
I can't believe we're doing this!
I don't like anybody here!
Six?
Seven. Thank you.
Seriously? Putting me on the spot isn't cool.
You did it to a sim.
Oh my god.
Oh, you.
I think walkers won't always be around, so go away someday, because the world goes in cycles, right?
Ice Age, Stone Age, and some other ages, so it's like that.
This age will end, and another one will start.
An age without walkers, like it used to be.
It'll be better.
Why is everyone looking at me like that?
That's really beautiful. I never thought of it that way.
Encourage that kid. He needs encouragement.
What's wrong, AJ? I just don't know what it's like.
He was born into this.
I don't. I don't remember a time before monsters.
You know what, little dude? It's okay that you don't.
Believe me, the world before this one was pretty shitty.
Ah, yeah kinda, yeah.
And that feels like a good place to call it.
We should finish up our work anyway. It's getting dark.
You're on lookout?
Yep. Clementine's got it after me.
Can I come?
Of course you can, little guy.
Bam.
I'm sorry, I called you Buktooth.
I'm Buktooth, let's go.
I'm headed to the bell tower. I want to check out our defenses on the back wall before bed.
Do you need help?
Sure, if you want.
You could always help me instead.
I'm on piano duty.
What? I gotta get in some practice before one of you decides to chop it into firewood.
I've got a project I want to try, but I need a second person.
Odd.
I hate this. I hate this so much. I don't like this.
I kinda wanna know about the piano thing.
What the Piano! I want to know what he's doing. Fucking shit.
Guys I really want to know what the fuck he's doing with that fucking piano.
It's your choice.
Guys, I'm sorry, I really want Piano.
I'm sorry, okay?
He's a musician.
It's the piano!
I'm sorry!
That doesn't mean anything!
I'm just gonna go check it out!
Worst choice ever?
Fuck you guys.
You guys don't get it.
You do know he's gonna die now, right?
Cause I came over here.
If I would have gone the other way, she probably would have died.
I already know.
I thought I could tickle the ivories one last time before all hell breaks loose.
That's a good idea.
Haven't heard music in a while.
Many people would say you're not about to hear it now.
Yeah, never give up.
So, what's this project you needed me for?
Sounds awful, right?
Yeah.
All we need to do is tune it.
The piano's not tuned at all.
Oh, we're tuning the piano!
When I get the signal, play the A-key.
Yeah, which one's the A-key?
Alright, we're holding, we're holding.
We're holding, we're holding for ads, we're holding for ads.
We're holding for ads so nobody misses it.
I can't believe... I can't believe this bitch.
I thought...
I'm so pissed, bro.
I thought there was gonna be some cool...
I thought there was gonna be some cool, like...
Pian, like you was gonna do something cool?
We're just tooting the fucking piano?
Goddammit.
Tuning pianos is hot.
I don't wanna do the piano. I don't like tuning piano.
That reminds me, I should tune my piano.
I think I gotta get my piano tuned.
The piano's not tuned.
My pianos are sitting there and it's untuned.
Well, I haven't played the piano in so long it's just sitting there.
Scooting the piano will be a great first day. Why you fucking lying?
Why you fucking lying, chat? Why you fucking lying?
You're hot? What the fuck?
Don't look at me like that with that little grumbling.
All right, so the A key next to the B key after the G key is a no
Oh, he didn't study music, bro.
C-D-E-F-G-A-B-C.
Well, good. That definitely helped.
Now press the pedals while I make some more adjustments.
Great, that part's golden.
Quick, now blow on the strings.
What?
I know, sounds weird, but blow on them.
Cooling the temperature helps set them in harmony.
You blow on the fucking strings, you're right there.
Okay, great. That did nothing.
Because that's not at all part of how you do the piano.
No shit, bitch.
But it was funny.
It could have done something unlike a molecular level, or maybe it's good luck to blow on strings
You're the worst ever. Okay. It was a little funny
Not even a little damn
What are you playing and don't say a piano a
A song that I wrote.
Really?
Well, what's it called?
I don't know yet.
There.
First time played.
You should mark the occasion.
Oh, shit.
I think you've got a future in Whitland.
I like saying Whitland.
Whitland.
Okay.
I'll stop.
Oh, that's a, that's a potato?
It's a heart.
Yeah, I see.
It's a heart.
That's super cool.
Yeah, I see it's a heart. That's super cool
So hey, I'm gonna dig myself into a deep hole from which I'll never emerge cool cool
Time to get serious
Serious wow you feeling okay, not really nope
Thanks for being here
Awww.
Ah, that's sweet.
Guys!
You're gonna hate me for what I'm about to do.
You're gonna hate my guts.
You are going to hate my guts for what I'm about to do.
What are you going to do?
You're going to hate me so much.
You're going to hate my guts.
You're going to hate my guts.
You're going to hate my guts.
They're gonna hate my guts.
So, um...
I like you a lot. Like, like you.
As more than a friend.
No jokes? Nothing?
Figured out what to call the song.
How is this end- this isn't end to y'all, bitch!
You wanna know? You wanna know why?
Because I wanted to piss you off.
What I wanted to piss you off too?
I think he's good for her.
I think he's good for her.
You want to know why?
I feel like Violet is great and I like her.
I like her, but I feel like her and Clem are very similar
and the energy is very aggressive.
And I feel like I just don't think it's gonna be it's gonna be rough bro
Clementine obviously I think he's very light he's funny he's he's just very like he's just
very sweet even though he pissed me off with AJ I just feel like he likes to
make jokes and you don't find people that do that shit these days in this
type of environment it's very rare to find people that can still laugh and I
I like you even more, so...there.
Gotta admit, of all the things I saw coming, you having a crush on me was-
OH SHIT! AHHHHHHHHH!
I don't want her to kiss him! Holy shit! I'm just- I'm just- I'm just fucking around, bro!
This is too far! That's too much!
We can't kiss!
Valentine, you can't kiss your 17 year old and 17 year old girls do not kiss.
I don't want them to kiss.
Oh my God.
Now you guys want them to kiss.
What's wrong with you people?
And now you want them to kiss? What's wrong with you? You guys are psychos. You guys are all psychotic. You guys are all crazy
You guys just love to fucking fuck with me, bro
Do a poll can't you only have a poll to see if
Lil, can we have a kissing pole?
You-you do know he's gonna die, right?
This guy's gonna die. He is dying today. He is dying tomorrow.
He's not gonna live.
He's going to die.
There's no time for kissing.
I don't want a fucking... I don't want them to kiss. I just think like a little bit of...
a little bit of... hey I like you. That's pretty funny. That's pretty fun. Why you got
a fucking kiss for? Okay we're gonna kiss. Fuck.
fuck
fuck the bases
This baby grow up!
Oh my god, we watched her grow up!
Fucking kisses!
We watched her grow up!
And now look at her!
It's in bullies!
The Raiders.
That guy.
He's gonna be with him.
Able yeah, oh shit. Yeah
Your bad dreams they're all about him, aren't they?
Yeah
Guys, we're never seen this way. I think it's Tom again
If you do
Should we let him curse
I'd take a big shit on his head.
Okay, that's enough.
Bro, this kid's talking about taking shit!
Aw, he's scared.
comes here I call dibs oh shit what I'm the one that kills him hey I don't like
the way you're talking killing is never easy or fun or to be treated so
casually
we said man is it because I'm trying to be good because of Marley it's just
because you should never think about killing like that
There's 12 of them now, but what if we played Rock, Paper, Scissors?
If I win, you change your mind and I get dibs on Haydn.
What the fuck?
I can take him, Clone.
Please.
Oh my God.
No.
No!
No!
No!
No!
AJ, I said no.
AJ, we'll remember this!
Come on. You won't always be able to tell me no.
What did you just say?
Uh-oh.
Nothing. I didn't mean it.
Uh-oh.
He a hard-boiled egg.
That's a person.
I'm gonna pretend like it stands for don't die so just um listen to your hat okay
Oh my god, they've got at least four more people all carrying guns and carts probably to carry people away
No, no assholes. I can't believe you chose guys. He's funny. He's funny. He makes dumb jokes
We're here if they get inside. I'll keep them focused on me that should give willian Mitch time to everybody else
Is like frowning all the time
It'll work. I promise if they manage to get in we fall back
to the admin building exactly right into our traps they're in for a rude fucking surprise
those duffel bags will break bones easy so uh any final words of wisdom
you've faced them in one after all well sort of no matter what happens
Oh
Oh my god, I can't believe this shit no one fucks with the cook bro
Oh.
Oh shit.
There's so many of them.
How are we gonna do this?
It's okay. Just try not to move or make noise.
Who the fuck is all this?
The focus. The just scarecruise.
Yes, they took this seriously.
Spread out.
Look at that guy's bald spot.
Fuckin' bald.
We can home alone this, let's go.
I got a sniper.
It's yours!
Search the yard.
If Clementine moves, shoot her.
Self-cali, can't you freak?
We'll find them, Clementine, and then we'll take them.
Shit, uh...
I don't know. Kill her.
And you. And...
Lily!
Oh, Clem!
Damn, Will!
Where's our new recruits?
I got her, Will! I got her!
Search the yard.
It was worth it.
If Clementine moves, shoot her.
It was worth it.
We'll find them, Clementine, and then we'll take them.
And you.
And your little boy.
Take me.
You want soldiers?
Fine.
Take me with you.
But leave everyone else.
You'd do that?
come with me if I let the others go? Yes. You've changed. I grew up. I can see that.
God, you are just like him. It was like who made you. You would have been heartbroken
knowing he taught you all the wrong things. That the sweet little girl he protected turned
out like this. You're right, Lily. I am just like him. And if he saw me now, he'd
be proud of who I am why because you almost gave up just now handed yourself
over to save your friends right I'm sure that made all his sacrifices worth
it
get out if you won't help me find the others I'll find someone who will we
We recruited from this school before.
Mini wanted to come along tonight to tell you how well she's adjusted to her life.
How happy she is.
She said she had a girlfriend back here.
Friends she missed.
One guy who could always make her laugh no matter what.
And her little brother.
She missed him the most.
Don't come out!
Don't do it!
No!
Shit!
Where are they?
Let me take you to them.
I can't. I just want them back. Please.
No!
Oh, shit!
Yeah!
Shit!
Fuck you bitch.
What?
Goddammit.
Oh, goddammit.
Oh, goddammit.
Oh
Kill you
Come on kids, let's go!
Come on kids, come on!
Kill that bitch, she stabbed a kid!
I know I miss, bro, I feel so bad.
What are we going to do? He was on the newly explosive shape.
No!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You killed that one, the girl.
You to kill children, you stupid son of a bitch!
Oh
Sorry
My bad
I can't believe I missed that other shot, bro, fuck.
I think I would've missed anyway, even if I tried.
Even if I could, I think I would've missed.
I just feel like that's gonna work out for you.
What's going to happen?
Hey-ya!
Lock it, pointless! I told letting you in cooperate!
The door!
Lock it!
Oh
So we'll have a nice little chat you and me I won't break
Kid
All afraid and still alive.
A child?
Well, let a lot of folks die to get you here.
Get a major.
Oh my god.
Oh shit!
Woo!
Oh.
Bitch, I will kill you!
Shit, this should be easy.
You won't kill me.
I know you won't.
Why?
You're like family once.
You won't hurt family.
Yeah, she was, she doesn't give a fuck.
No, this is big.
Yeah, let's go, Rosie!
Oh
No
He's got so much!
Fall back! Pull in and fall back!
What do they take?
What do they take?
Did they take both of them?
Oh my god, where's the other one?
Oh my god, it never ends though.
We tried our best. I think we defended pretty well, but they took a lot of kids and they
killed quite a bit of us I don't hate her but at the same time I think about it
this way if they're taking violet and supposedly many is over there so I don't
know
Besides, you know we're gonna go save them, right?
We're not gonna leave them there.
Clam?
I... I'm sorry.
For trusting her.
That's okay, buddy.
She took advantage of children.
She's evil.
Oh
No
a sim Omar a
Seen to gone and
Violet I never thought someone would get her
All right, buddy, we're gonna go in after them how we still don't know where they are or how many
Well, we've got someone who does.
This guy.
Yeah, let's go!
Oh my god.
This is brutal.
You and 64% of players told AJ to keep his gun.
33% of players gave AJ's gun to Louis.
1% of players didn't intervene when AJ insisted on keeping his gun.
2% of players said nothing when AJ insisted on giving Louis his gun.
Louis is gone.
You and 50% of players told Violet to shoot Lily and got Louis shot.
50% of players told Louis and Violet to run from Lily and Abel.
You and 93% of players spared the Walker honoring James' request.
6% of players killed the walker after James asked you not to, 2% of players led James throw the rock to distract the walker.
You and 43% of players helped Lewis tune the piano, and 57% of players spent time stargazing with Violet.
We missed stargazing.
You and 47% of players rescued Louis instead of Violet, and 53% of players rescued Violet
instead of Louis.
Oh shit.
Wait, if I would have rescued Violet, then I would have to rescue Louis.
I think she could take care of herself, though, though.
You know what I mean?
You aaaannnnnngggggggggggggggg
Okay?
You and 56% of players left Lily feeling unconvinced.
Lily was gratified that you remembered her and Lily was pleased when you accepted her
help to stand.
I hate this bitch, bro.
90% left Ruby feeling grateful, Ruby was distraught when AJ took responsibility for killing
And Ruby was consoled when you expressed sympathy over finding the school nurse.
You and 83% of players allowed Violet to be kidnapped.
Violet was relieved when you and AJ returned.
83% allowed her to be kidnapped!
83%!
You know, Violet was relieved when you and AJ returned to the school, Violet was disappointed
that you chose to spend time with Lewis instead of her, and Violet felt abandoned when you
let the Raiders kidnap her.
Oh fuck.
Well, too bad.
They're worth it.
We're gonna go save you.
You and 69% of players of AJ feeling repented.
AJ felt capable of beating you when you let him go on patrol, and he was resigned
after you didn't give him the dibs on killing Abel.
Nice.
69.
Able captured. Able was outraged when he told Lilith to shoot Lily. Able was startled when he told Lily to take you and leave the others.
Uh, you and 41% of players left Ten feeling ashamed.
Ten was thoughtful when you said people need to make new rules, and Ten felt hopeful after
sharing his belief that the Walker Age will end someday.
Ann.
You and 70% of players left James feeling appreciative.
How fell helpful when you let him feed a G the apple James was attentive when you said you originally from Georgia
You an 83% of play is guilt-ridden
Lewis was confronted comforted when you said you were sorry you and him you and AJ heard him and Lewis was astonished when you confessed your
Mitch is dead. Mitch was surprised when you admitted AJ was wrong to kill Marlon. Mitch
was irritated when you decided to help Ruby bury the Walker.
God, how long are these chapters taking? How long did this chapter take? Chad, do you know?
The state of the school Omar was kidnapped. Rosie was loyal to you after you padded her
in the courtyard. Willie was annoyed you didn't choose his trap to defend against
The Raiders, Aseem was kidnapped.
Oh, Aseem was kidnapped!
Oh, Omar and Aseem were kidnapped!
They didn't die!
Okay, they're kidnapped.
It's fine.
Yeah, I collected three of three.
They got Violet, Umar, and Asim.
This took me 6 hours?
Oh my god, there's no way I can finish this now.
If it took me 6 hours?
This took me six hours.
There is just no way I could finish this.
I will finish it.
We will finish this on our next stream.
20 hour stream.
Oh my God, I've been streaming 14 hours, bro.
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
Clap everyone.
Or we shall finish this tonight.
tonight we shall finish guys if you've been having a great time enjoying the
walking dead with me tonight we will finish walking dead sorry for having
to end but I'm very tired I'm very tired and I I wish I could I wish I
could like if I knew if I know I could finish the game oh my god why is
Why is my fucking virtual window so small?
What happened?
What happened guys?
What happened?
What the fuck?
Guys, if I had a guarantee that I would finish these chapters, and like, I'm gonna
if I would have if I had a guarantee that I would finish these chapters in like
Two hours I would have finished this game today
But I think I think that this is gonna take me like a long time
So I'm gonna rest
Because I feel like these last two chapters are going to be like 6-7 hours.
I'm going to rest and we'll finish the game tonight.
So if you've been having a good time watching Walking Dead, tune in tonight so that we can
finish it.
And we'll finish the Walking Dead tonight.
You, me, and Clementine makes three.
So I'm going to go to bed now.
I love you guys.
And I'll see you guys tonight.
Okay?
I love you.
Bye bye!
Bye bye!
Thank you so much for spending 14 hours of your day with me and I'll see you tonight.
I love you!
Bye bye!
guys guess what michi is also playing the walking dead so let her know
So, uh, try to check in and see how much fun she's having, okay?
Love you, bye.
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