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ironmouse

03-06-2026 · 14h 03m

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[00:05:30] I like the way you speed down, me on that floor

[00:05:33] I like that XG when I hit that ringtone

[00:05:35] I look at everything when it's hot in my phone

[00:05:38] Baby, say boy, what if I were alright?

[00:05:40] What if I'm in a mood and I need you right now?

[00:05:43] If you want your crew and I need you to bounce

[00:05:45] Feel like you should kick it on another night

[00:05:48] I get it, lonely and never get this crazy

[00:05:51] My reality is all your lately

[00:05:54] All I'm really trying to say right now

[00:05:56] Oh, you came and rocked the ball, rocked the ball

[00:06:01] Caught me off the feet like drinking off the stream, but I dropped the ball

[00:06:26] you

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[00:12:26] I'm not even so sure, I'm pretty sure I got an assay

[00:12:29] My body was gonna kiss me when I was reaching for his kiss

[00:12:32] He's body, I don't got the pressure for this guy just doesn't care

[00:12:36] Big 3D, 4D, 5D, yes I'm the third wheel to the spin

[00:12:40] Change me as good as you treat your cat

[00:12:43] I'm steering out of the status of the DS

[00:12:46] You have no idea, you're just all the days I won't mess with the habitat

[00:12:51] I'm gone, so I'll do anything I can to get you to notice

[00:12:56] Oh, it's summer furry, that's what it takes

[00:13:00] You know, really, I'd rather brush you to wear on our next day

[00:13:04] And, boys, we're here to hope you treat me like a pet

[00:13:07] But that's where I'm taking circumstances, it all makes sense

[00:13:12] I didn't expect this workin' turns out this nice

[00:13:14] I'm a dog, I'm a shark, my things are an apple

[00:13:17] Oh, God, is this what I become?

[00:13:19] I'm losing all my languages, one day I've got no power

[00:13:23] You're way of loving it, I will first just enjoy you

[00:13:27] Take me to Florida, zip me up, I'll see you in a while

[00:13:31] Let's get it up and give it to her

[00:13:33] Look at me, do it your heart

[00:13:35] Baby, I won't let you go, have it down

[00:13:38] I'm falling tired of feeling it, baby

[00:13:40] Yeah, I'm sick of you, you know that's the way

[00:14:13] We're all strange, right? That's why we're in hell. In hell, quite the full you fail.

[00:14:39] Rules you play by safe, but they won't help

[00:14:44] Help, be honest with yourself

[00:14:47] Hit me, hit me with a bit of luck, baby

[00:14:51] Make sure it hurts, I want to feel better

[00:14:54] All the ladies, all the queens, you're as bad as us, baby

[00:14:58] Catch it, but we'll burst, cause we're the last

[00:15:02] What is the point in lying, it's not like you aren't trying

[00:15:06] It makes you sad to hide, feeling so trapped

[00:15:10] You get a real bad rep

[00:15:12] But look at what's inside

[00:15:14] Don't waste your life away, and be like the rest

[00:15:17] I understand your peace

[00:15:19] My love breaks and it's a pain

[00:15:21] Time's up when you're at my feet

[00:15:23] Love me right, I might say you free

[00:15:25] Do you not see the state?

[00:15:27] Why not a sweet release?

[00:15:29] My love for hell's not discreet

[00:15:31] Honest, no desire, speciality

[00:15:32] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

[00:15:34] With a bit of love, baby

[00:15:36] Make sure that it hurts

[00:15:38] I want to feel it burn

[00:15:40] Oh please, oh please

[00:15:42] You're as bad as us, baby

[00:15:44] Like your bubble burst

[00:15:46] Cause I'm the other one

[00:15:51] Yeah, mediate

[00:15:52] The sentin' sinners

[00:15:54] On same coin, same positions

[00:15:56] She'd go follow the leader

[00:15:58] Go stay where you can see us

[00:16:00] Our nations, their names

[00:16:32] It's us, baby

[00:16:34] Let's get that little best

[00:16:35] Cause we are the West

[00:16:37] Act me, act me

[00:16:39] Our life is on the

[00:16:41] All the missions on the heads

[00:16:43] I want you to feel it best

[00:16:45] I'm pleased, I'm pleased

[00:16:47] You're the key of this piece

[00:16:48] I'll get you that little best

[00:16:50] Cause we are the West

[00:17:02] So so

[00:17:05] Cho kero, cho kero

[00:17:07] I'm in your bed

[00:17:08] Ikame ni shiro

[00:17:11] I'm in your bed

[00:17:12] On to shiro

[00:17:13] Mon-

[00:17:13] NAAAAAA

[00:17:14] I'm in your bed

[00:17:15] Na-to de kandaete kurete aru

[00:17:19] Oto de kakugaga ni na maikai

[00:17:21] Jishiki kocchi na yatsu haikai

[00:17:23] Nina ga oso suge ma ni

[00:17:25] Kochi korochi ni ashi

[00:17:25] Kikukitase hai hai

[00:17:27] Doushita ni na okanai kao shite

[00:22:01] I miss you bitch, I can sleep, I can so much so much

[00:22:03] For me, for me, thank you, I make your sleep

[00:22:05] I thought I'd be in your sleep, but I'm not in your sleep

[00:23:01] I'm gonna go play pokopia. Bye!

[00:23:04] I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm gonna play pokopia by myself.

[00:23:12] In my room I'm gonna play pokopia.

[00:23:20] I unleashed pokopia.

[00:23:30] I unleashed pocopia today

[00:23:35] on my sister.

[00:23:37] I was playing pocopia this morning

[00:23:40] and my sister's like,

[00:23:41] what are you playing?

[00:23:43] And I'm like, I'm playing pocopia.

[00:23:46] And she's like,

[00:23:48] what is pocopia?

[00:23:49] And I'm like,

[00:23:51] it's like animal crossing.

[00:23:54] And she's like,

[00:23:54] there's no way,

[00:23:55] there's no game that's like animal crossing.

[00:23:57] And I'm like,

[00:23:58] oh yeah.

[00:23:58] And she's like,

[00:23:59] And then she took my switch and I never saw it again.

[00:24:04] She never told her nothing.

[00:24:15] I should have never told her nothing!

[00:24:17] I should have never told her!

[00:24:19] She took my switch and now it's gone!

[00:24:22] She never told her!

[00:24:29] When I move to Japan after I get my GED, do you want me to say hi to Connor for you?

[00:24:44] Um, yeah sure go ahead bro.

[00:24:49] Thanks man.

[00:24:52] Thanks.

[00:24:54] Thanks bro.

[00:24:57] Thanks, bro.

[00:24:59] You know who wants to say hi to you? My monkey.

[00:25:06] My monkey wants to say hi to you. Say hello monkey.

[00:25:14] Say hello again monkey.

[00:25:20] Say hello again monkey.

[00:25:27] Say hello one more time, monkey.

[00:25:35] Say hello again, monkey.

[00:25:40] How many times did I do that?

[00:25:43] It has to be an even number, okay?

[00:25:45] I can't do it other number of times!

[00:25:47] It has to be even! How many times did I do it?

[00:25:57] that damn it look your dog is going

[00:26:05] six or seven fuck off

[00:26:09] fuck off bro fuck off

[00:26:15] back ass

[00:26:19] probably might be wondering

[00:26:24] You probably might be wondering what I've been doing in my break.

[00:26:28] Well...

[00:26:35] Ahem.

[00:26:37] I play Fogopia.

[00:26:39] I play Mewgenics.

[00:26:40] I watched a little bit of Walking Dead, but I needed a Walking Dead break because...

[00:26:46] I think overloading my life with Walking Dead.

[00:26:51] Nah, we all know it's the Walking Dead.

[00:26:54] I I took a walking dead break. I

[00:27:02] Took a walking dead break. I'm not gonna lie. I'm having a hard time getting through season 11. I'm not gonna lie. I think I

[00:27:12] Think season one through eight thumbs up season one right thumbs up season one through ten

[00:27:19] season ten

[00:27:24] I think 1-8, 1-9, take my fucking kisses!

[00:27:30] If I- I just feel like it's not the same show anymore at all.

[00:27:38] I just feel like it's not the same show anymore at all.

[00:27:41] I'm like, the film grain is gone!

[00:27:44] It's HD and it's so weird and they have all these artistic shots that I'm just like,

[00:27:49] am I watching an art film?

[00:27:51] What's happening here?

[00:27:52] Why are we zooming in on these these weird why what are these weird angles what's

[00:27:57] happening here I feel like it's a I don't know they're just trying to make it

[00:28:06] something I can't explain it I can't explain a man

[00:28:15] they're just walking too much bro too much walking they're doing too much

[00:28:21] walking they gotta stop walking they gotta stop walking I watch the pit get

[00:28:31] Getting, ooh, getting good.

[00:28:39] Uh-oh, word for a crazy next episode.

[00:28:46] We're in for a crazy next episode.

[00:28:54] Ooh.

[00:29:01] He needs to watch Z Nation. What the fuck is Z Nation?

[00:29:09] Ahem.

[00:29:12] I'm watching the new scrubs. Oh, is it good?

[00:29:14] I wanted to ask if you would stream Pocopia, because it looks like a lot of fun.

[00:29:18] But I guess you can't now that you got robbed.

[00:29:20] I got robbed.

[00:29:23] No Pocopia for me.

[00:29:25] Guys, I go on, I go on Twitch.TV.

[00:29:29] I go on twitch.clon, twitch.tv, twitch.brrr, and I look at my 4U sidebar and I see, all

[00:29:38] my friends are live, and everybody's either playing Slayer's Spire or Pokopia.

[00:29:43] What the f**k is happening?

[00:29:46] It's just Slayer's Spire and Pokopia over and over, and then you have Amelie Marvel

[00:29:57] I

[00:30:02] Marvel rivals

[00:30:27] Marble Rivals Marble Rivals

[00:30:49] Number one almost... Wait, she used to be a pick streamer?

[00:30:52] Really?

[00:30:58] I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh, bro.

[00:31:01] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just...

[00:31:02] Mouse, I made a video where I redub sailor iron mouse with you and Connor audio.

[00:31:07] It's on the Redan Kingdom channel, if you want to see it.

[00:31:09] Ooooohhhhhh!

[00:31:10] Rrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggg!

[00:31:14] Oooooohhhhhh!

[00:31:15] I want to see!

[00:31:17] I think I'm gonna do a discord day one of these days and we're just gonna go look at

[00:31:24] The stuff that people posted in discord

[00:31:31] Court day

[00:31:34] I finally decided to buy your shirt from hot topic the one by Cosmic Boop

[00:31:38] I'm very excited as this is the first piece of iron else merch. I've ever purchased. I hope this doesn't become an addiction

[00:31:47] Thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm glad you like it.

[00:31:50] I'm glad you like it. I hope, uh...

[00:31:55] I...

[00:31:56] I hope that you're okay.

[00:31:58] Because there's more merch coming.

[00:32:01] I'm sorry.

[00:32:03] I hope you're gonna be okay.

[00:32:08] Because there's more merch coming.

[00:32:10] I don't know how to tell you this.

[00:32:17] I don't know how to tell you this, bros.

[00:32:22] I don't know how to tell you this, men.

[00:32:40] Never too much mousy merch?

[00:32:47] Well, there's gonna be a lot more merch coming.

[00:32:55] Oh!

[00:32:56] Well, like, Kudin is gonna be flatter than a pancake?

[00:33:00] Well, I don't know what you guys heard.

[00:33:04] There's just more merch coming!

[00:33:07] Did you guys read that?

[00:33:10] Did you read about the Jacks collab?

[00:33:13] Yes, yes.

[00:33:14] I have a collaboration with Jax Pacific for really cool things and I saw I've seen I've

[00:33:29] seen some of the they have shown me some stuff and it's the cutest shit I've ever seen has

[00:33:38] It's just the cutest shit I've ever seen, bro.

[00:33:44] It's just the cutest shit I've ever seen, bro.

[00:33:50] Uh, if you don't know, Jack's Pacific is a toy manufacturer.

[00:33:57] And they do toys like, they do toys like Sonic, with like Disney.

[00:34:03] Uh, let me go on their website and see what else they've done.

[00:34:06] Uh...

[00:34:08] Sonic, D-D-Dedoni...

[00:34:13] Uh...

[00:34:14] The Simpsons Super Mario?

[00:34:19] That's cool stuff. That's cool stuff.

[00:34:22] Did they do a collab with Whole Life? Holy!

[00:34:29] So yeah, so I- I- I am- I am doing a collaboration with them.

[00:34:34] I signed the collaboration and now stuff is coming!

[00:34:41] Stuff is coming! Yay! Stuff is coming! Stuff is coming! Yay!

[00:34:49] Stuff is coming! Yay!

[00:34:53] Am I gonna be a kid's toy? I'm gonna be something! I'm gonna be something! And they're so cute!

[00:34:59] They're so cute, they're so cute, but uh, yeah, lots of lots of stuff coming, and don't

[00:35:05] not worry, there's gonna be more stuff from other things too.

[00:35:08] I have uh, I've been working on an official like merch store for me, and I have collabs

[00:35:15] with other people coming up, so there's a lot of stuff coming.

[00:35:19] Does this mean we're getting IML's action figures?

[00:35:22] I hope it has a missile launcher.

[00:35:24] Yeah, I'm gonna launch a missile right into your face.

[00:35:28] I am mouse rollerblades, do people still rollerblades?

[00:35:45] People still rollerblades?

[00:35:48] They do?

[00:35:51] I'll tell you, I'll talk about all the happenings that have been happening, okay?

[00:36:05] Happening number one.

[00:36:07] Okay?

[00:36:08] Happening one number one.

[00:36:10] Oh, that collaboration, that's happening number one.

[00:36:16] Happening number two.

[00:36:17] I forgot what I was gonna say.

[00:36:20] So we can now have Mousy drop an elbow from the top of the steel cage onto John Cena with her action figures.

[00:36:28] Yes. Well, you'll have to wait and see what comes out. I can't tell you what's coming out.

[00:36:33] It is a surprise, but I promise you're so cute.

[00:36:36] I promise you're so cute.

[00:36:43] That's so cute.

[00:36:50] Mousy, how many of your outfits do you think we could get made into a new Nendoroid?

[00:36:55] Uh, I don't know if we can make another- I-I would be honoured to have another Nendoroid.

[00:37:02] I'll be honoured to have another Nendoroid.

[00:37:04] That'll be pretty cool.

[00:37:07] Ahem.

[00:37:10] Man, I'm- yeah, I'm just a small VTuber! I'm just a small VTuber!

[00:37:15] I'm just a small VTuber.

[00:37:20] No please, but wool it.

[00:37:23] You wool it!

[00:37:27] I'm just a small Vtuber.

[00:37:29] A small one.

[00:37:31] I'm just a small one.

[00:37:34] All Iron Mouse figures go on the shelf next to the Green Ranger cause the Queen belongs with King.

[00:37:39] Still want Papa Parade.

[00:37:41] Papa Parade? I hope Papa Parade.

[00:37:43] I think... I don't know when Papa Parade is gonna come out.

[00:37:47] but we'll see it should be soon it should be soon braves it should be soon

[00:37:55] it's still coming it's still cumberland

[00:38:00] It's still cobbling!

[00:38:09] Rocks and Tails is cobbling!

[00:38:13] It's coming!

[00:38:15] It's coming!

[00:38:17] Yeah, you know, sometimes there's a pesky bee, pesky bee, we had a pesky bee and

[00:38:26] We had to get rid of the pesky bee.

[00:38:35] Yeah, the pesky bee.

[00:38:45] Pesky bee.

[00:38:50] What the fuck?

[00:38:50] I like to eat the chicken oh my god

[00:39:00] oh my god well happening number number

[00:39:13] two I binge watched all of most popular

[00:39:18] girls in school. I watched the whole thing while I was, while I was away. I binge watched

[00:39:28] every single episode till the end. I'd never seen the last season, the latest season. I

[00:39:33] never watched the last season when they went to France. And I was like, holy shit. I

[00:39:39] I didn't know they went to France and CESA Marguerite is Canadian!

[00:39:45] Oh my god what a twist!

[00:39:48] I thought she was French.

[00:39:50] But that means Jennifer McMinneman never lied ever since the third grade.

[00:39:55] She never told a lie. She was right!

[00:40:03] She was right!

[00:40:04] It's true! She never told a lie!

[00:40:11] Stace on Mercury is Canadian!

[00:40:19] Pretty good! It was pretty good! The last season was pretty...

[00:40:22] The production value went up so much.

[00:40:26] Like, they were doing like...

[00:40:30] Crazy camera shit, bro.

[00:40:32] I was like holy shit. I like the movement of the mod of the of the dolls or is like so good

[00:40:43] Pretty good, bro

[00:40:45] so

[00:40:46] Do I need to know that show? It was an old YouTube show. I'm old YouTube like old YouTube. I'm talking like all the YouTube

[00:40:54] like old youtube bro like 2010 youtube

[00:41:09] it was an old youtube show and the people did stop motion animation with

[00:41:14] dolls and it was really cool and it was really funny I think more than 16 years

[00:41:22] go wait I think like the first episode like came out in 2009 or something

[00:41:29] Nightmare Crow thank you so much for the five gifted subs

[00:41:37] I love the vampirins you know who I love I think my favorite characters would

[00:41:44] have to be like the little kids a little girl I'm a gnome excuse me are

[00:41:51] Are you gonna eat that crayon?

[00:41:55] I love those little kids, like the little stupid kids.

[00:42:02] And she's like, running around eating crayons and shit.

[00:42:07] And I like, uh...

[00:42:09] I like Rachel Tice.

[00:42:11] I think she's funny too.

[00:42:13] And I like Matthew Derringer.

[00:42:15] I like him all, all the characters are so good. They're all so good.

[00:42:21] Ya that's water

[00:42:36] Momma Hwaggle!

[00:42:38] Ya! I'm gonna be a torque!

[00:42:41] TORACON!!

[00:42:43] That's another news, another news, another news

[00:42:45] I'm gonna be a TORACON!!

[00:42:48] New York, I will see you soon

[00:42:50] Toracon

[00:42:53] If any of you guys are in New York, I'll be there at Toracon. I'll see you there bros

[00:43:01] Josie, thank you so much for the raid epic right stream. Thank you for the raid

[00:43:05] Thank you

[00:43:10] Toracon yes, I'll be at Toracon

[00:43:20] many happenings many happenings also while I was while I was on my tiny

[00:43:30] kaitus break of three days I happened to stumble upon the cutest video I've ever

[00:43:37] seen in my life so many people tagged me in it so many people tagged me in it

[00:43:48] And it is a video of

[00:43:51] Beka Chan

[00:43:53] Singing my song and it's the cutest thing I've ever seen

[00:43:56] And I want to protect this smile for the rest of my life

[00:44:03] I want to make that little girl smile

[00:44:06] That was so fucking cute. That was the cutest shit I've ever seen

[00:44:12] See her little arms

[00:44:15] She's so cute

[00:44:17] I died. I died at the cuteness.

[00:44:22] So adorable.

[00:44:25] Do you want to collab?

[00:44:26] Oh my god. I'd be so nervous.

[00:44:29] I'd be so nervous.

[00:44:33] I'd be so nervous.

[00:44:38] To collab with D- with D-Dekachan.

[00:44:43] And Ray.

[00:44:44] Ah!

[00:44:47] you both you both be great I need to not curse I need to stop cursing I'm gonna

[00:44:56] stop cursing I need to be family friendly

[00:45:07] impossible challenge I will not teach you bad Spanish words I will not teach

[00:45:15] her bad spanish words no absolutely not oh cursing in front of the children

[00:45:31] fuck oh my god the video is so cute cuz she's like she's singing the song and

[00:45:39] She's moving her little arms, and it's so cute.

[00:45:42] Her little arms, her little arms.

[00:45:46] Ah!

[00:45:49] Her little arms so cute.

[00:45:54] No, we are not teaching her, Colonial.

[00:45:56] Stop.

[00:45:57] There's her bed.

[00:46:00] We're not teaching her that.

[00:46:02] Stop it.

[00:46:08] Stop.

[00:46:09] Same height I swear to God.

[00:46:19] I will.

[00:46:24] Roundhouse kick every single person in this room right now.

[00:46:31] Every single roundhouse kick.

[00:46:37] What the fuck?

[00:46:47] Roundhouse kick

[00:47:00] What the hold up

[00:47:07] So, you're saying my shins are really going to hurt.

[00:47:21] Should we bring a steppy stool for you?

[00:47:49] Should I kick your butt now or later?

[00:48:19] I'm just like

[00:48:30] I gotta take a Twitter break bro I'll take another Twitter break bro

[00:48:42] Mouse let me wheel you on kicking anyone's butt ankles maybe

[00:48:46] I

[00:48:48] Take another tour to ring bro

[00:48:54] Understandable I swear bro

[00:49:01] I swear ain't nothing happy anymore. There's most of thing is joy

[00:49:16] There's no such thing as joy.

[00:49:20] Why would you ever stop taking- you gotta be on Twitter sometimes, guy!

[00:49:23] I know you want a Porsche, but now that the One Piece is real, how about a submarine

[00:49:27] instead?

[00:49:28] I don't want a fucking submarine.

[00:49:29] I don't want a submarine!

[00:49:41] I don't want a submarine, shut up.

[00:49:43] I still dream of a Porsche one day one day I'll get one one day when I can

[00:49:52] actually drive if I could actually drive

[00:50:00] if I could actually drive

[00:50:13] Can you reach the pedals?

[00:50:25] Yes I can!

[00:50:26] Shut up!

[00:50:27] Car seats move in special ways and so do wheels.

[00:50:36] You have to get a clown car so you can reach the pedals.

[00:50:40] guys happening number happening number 160 65 guys

[00:50:51] listen there is a new there is a new simslop game that just came out and it's

[00:51:00] so I'm so excited I'm so excited there's a new simslop game that came out

[00:51:08] And y'all know I love my sims now

[00:51:17] I play pocopee I have but my sister has taken as confiscated my switch

[00:51:23] I

[00:51:27] Gotta look for it, and I don't think I'm gonna play it on stream. I think I'm gonna keep it as an off-stream game

[00:51:34] guys

[00:51:36] guys there is a new simulation game out I am excited

[00:51:53] it's a switch tool she took my switch to probably playing it right now fuck

[00:52:02] What is it simulating?

[00:52:04] Guys, I feel like it's also topical.

[00:52:07] It's a topical game that just came out.

[00:52:10] Topical for this time, okay?

[00:52:13] Are you listening?

[00:52:15] Mouse, I understand taking a break from a Twitter because it can be toxic.

[00:52:20] Anyway, I heard you've been shrinking and that you are rapidly approaching 4th to 6th.

[00:52:23] Is that true?

[00:52:24] That is not true!

[00:52:25] What do you mean?

[00:52:28] It's a topical game.

[00:52:30] It's the walking trade.

[00:52:34] Guys, the walking trade!

[00:52:37] The walking trade!

[00:52:41] It came out today!

[00:52:43] Just for me!

[00:52:45] Just for me!

[00:52:47] No, no, no, the walking trade, not the walking trade.

[00:52:51] The walking trade.

[00:52:55] Run a shop in a zombie apocalypse.

[00:52:58] trade batteries, craft stock, manage your staff,

[00:53:01] send off the undead hordes, will you be a hero or profit

[00:53:05] at any cost?

[00:53:06] Your choices shape your store and your fate.

[00:53:09] What do you, I feel like, it was like, hey mouse,

[00:53:14] congratulations for being sick for three days.

[00:53:17] Guess what, a new game for you.

[00:53:19] It sounds like a Coral Popper, it is a Coral Popper game!

[00:53:36] I could be Coral Popper!

[00:53:42] Have you seen the game trailer for Karen yet Karen?

[00:53:58] What?

[00:53:59] Oh?

[00:54:00] Karen?

[00:54:01] Karen?

[00:54:02] Alright, hold on.

[00:54:03] Karen

[00:54:10] Alright, hold on.

[00:54:13] Karen

[00:54:15] Brother

[00:54:19] What is this?

[00:54:27] Uff

[00:54:29] What is this?

[00:54:36] What is this?

[00:54:45] What is this?

[00:55:02] Sorry, we're all out of half and half.

[00:55:04] We can only do an exchange.

[00:55:05] Red sticks are extra.

[00:55:06] Sorry, ma'am. That's our policy.

[00:55:13] What the f-

[00:55:15] Holy shi-

[00:55:20] Oh my god, you could be caring!

[00:55:34] I

[00:55:50] Haring wow

[00:56:01] Wow

[00:56:04] well you know we gotta play that game now what the fuck well well you know we

[00:56:14] gotta play that shit now you cannot play it

[00:56:19] the current game holy shit hopefully it doesn't have AI let's keep our fingers crossed

[00:57:07] Uh, it's not out yet.

[00:57:09] The demo's out though. It's called Retail Hell.

[00:57:13] This one looks really fun.

[00:57:15] Trapped in an infinite shift, you are the sole clerk of Purgatory's only convenience store.

[00:57:21] Manage stock, pay your taxes, and keep nightmarish creatures at bay,

[00:57:25] as you uncover the secret of why your shift never ends.

[00:57:29] Clock in, serve the dead, and survive the shift.

[00:57:32] This game kind of reminds me of another game that I played.

[00:57:48] Not Hellmart, like the way it looks.

[00:57:50] It reminds me of, because do you remember that game that we played with Connor a long time ago, where we were like in the prison?

[00:57:56] We were like in a prison.

[00:57:58] And we had to like work together

[00:58:03] What was it called bro, I can't remember for life me can't remember the game

[00:58:09] No, it wasn't a way out

[00:58:11] We were in a prison and and it's like

[00:58:14] No, we're not we're planning. It's not a way out

[00:58:19] We were in a prison and like we're both in like two separate cells. We're both in two different rooms and

[00:58:26] and we have to like talk to each other over over like the over comes and like

[00:58:33] do you guys remember there was this one time where like I was talking and it

[00:58:41] sounded like I was on a McDonald's microphone yeah it was a horror game I

[00:58:48] I don't remember the name of it though, fuck!

[00:58:53] DEATH IN UNISON?!

[00:58:57] Oh my god, Death in Unison! Yes!

[00:59:01] That's it!

[00:59:11] That's it!

[00:59:12] Death in Unison!

[00:59:14] I wonder if it's had any updates. That game was so good.

[00:59:36] News. Any news?

[00:59:39] They're making a sequel?

[00:59:52] Debt in Unison 2?

[00:59:55] But they said that September 3rd and still no updates to this debt in unison 2.

[01:00:23] gap not sure it was definitely oh my god guys you guys are so smart that they do

[01:00:33] this old we beat that game we beat that game we beat the game

[01:00:44] you guys are so smart

[01:00:53] Later, so smore.

[01:01:03] This is a smorty.

[01:01:06] The smortest, the smortest fellows I know.

[01:01:10] Ladies and gentlemen, smore.

[01:01:14] Oh, they made a, they made another game the year before.

[01:01:18] It's free.

[01:01:20] The suits have gone mad.

[01:01:22] Interesting.

[01:01:24] Interesting!

[01:01:29] Interesting.

[01:01:37] A-ma-ma-ma-ma!

[01:01:45] The most recent game you played that you enjoyed.

[01:01:48] Hi, what's the most recent game you played that you enjoyed?

[01:01:51] The Walking Dead.

[01:01:53] The Walking Dead.

[01:01:55] We played the whole Walking Dead series.

[01:01:58] The whole franchise. That was something.

[01:02:04] Oh boy, that really was something.

[01:02:08] That was something.

[01:02:13] Bro!

[01:02:16] Look at him.

[01:02:18] There's so many sim games coming out, but they all use AI to make me sad.

[01:02:23] And I can't blame.

[01:02:30] Every episode we were quite true!

[01:02:33] I did cry every episode.

[01:02:36] I saw that there's a demo out for Vampire Crawlers.

[01:02:40] Interested in playing that sometime soon?

[01:02:43] Vampire Crawlers?

[01:02:46] Does that mean you're done with the walking- Yeah, we finished the game!

[01:02:51] We're done with the game, bro.

[01:02:53] We're done with the game.

[01:02:55] I found this weird-ass fucking game called Cyber Farmer.

[01:03:03] That's like so fucking weird.

[01:03:07] It- It-

[01:03:08] Hi, for a wolf among us.

[01:03:12] I'm- I'm interested.

[01:03:13] Did you guys see that after that stream, all of a sudden on Twitter, I see Wolf Among Us

[01:03:21] Remastered coming and I'm like, and then it's like, Wolf Among Us Remasters was and Wolf

[01:03:26] Among Us 2 coming and I'm like, why is it that I've heard nothing about this shit and

[01:03:31] then today, the day that I finished Walking Dead and I was about to play that game

[01:03:37] all of a sudden, I see all these tweets coming out of all this shit and I'm like

[01:03:43] What the fuck?

[01:03:45] Oh!

[01:03:52] What the fuck?

[01:03:55] Excuse me?

[01:03:57] Excuse me.

[01:04:03] I guard is showing that one.

[01:04:06] You can't miss what you never played, right?

[01:04:09] So...

[01:04:13] I mean I never played it

[01:04:33] Come on, gotta blow my nose, hold on.

[01:04:59] really one of the games of all time. I saw there's a new there's a new creepy

[01:05:05] shift game. This one doesn't have AI so save for me to play save for me to play

[01:05:29] I'm gonna play this falling upon my home.

[01:05:58] a plague I say a plague I tell you

[01:06:11] mousy now that you're done with walking dead is next deadlock with Mitchian

[01:06:16] Kuro or League of Legends with Connor Iron Mouse H.E.H. no unless I hit 20k subs

[01:06:22] No. I already said it! I said it and I'm not taking it back. It's never gonna happen, so...

[01:06:39] Never gonna happen, so... Too bad. She hates us? No, you hate me.

[01:06:52] Wee-wa-woe! Wee-wa-woe! Wee-wa-woe!

[01:07:06] Say the Spire 2 with Monkey?

[01:07:08] Uh, I think we're gonna be playing Slay the Spire together, um...

[01:07:14] Well, definitely not today, because he said today is his by himself day.

[01:07:22] Today is his by himself day and he doesn't want to play with anybody today. He just wants to play himself all day

[01:07:29] So I think maybe I

[01:07:34] Don't know

[01:07:37] We have a sponsored tomorrow I moved my I'm gonna be playing

[01:07:42] We were supposed to do

[01:07:44] hold on one second we're supposed to do we had a collab with Hanyu and I moved

[01:07:50] it we had to move it to Saturday

[01:08:00] we had to move it to Saturday yes we're moving it to Saturday Saturday and

[01:08:09] and tomorrow I have sponsor

[01:08:11] uh

[01:08:12] shadow wolf what the fuck

[01:08:14] thank you so much

[01:08:15] 20 different subs

[01:08:16] thank you thank you

[01:08:25] thank you so much

[01:08:26] thank you thank you thank you

[01:08:32] and here's a pink hat

[01:08:33] I think we're doing that on Sunday

[01:08:35] so on Sunday

[01:08:36] uh

[01:08:37] attention freak

[01:08:38] She told me she's available on Sunday, so Sunday

[01:08:46] On Sunday, on Sunday with Pink Cat

[01:08:51] So Pink Cat Sunday

[01:09:05] Sunday Sunday Sunday

[01:09:08] Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!

[01:09:14] Mouse, any chance you'll be checking out Hatsune Miku, colorful stage.

[01:09:19] They're doing a big Sanrio event with Cinemaroll and friends.

[01:09:22] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[01:09:26] I did my part. Let's get to 20k.

[01:09:30] Aw, thank you, Shadow Wolf.

[01:09:31] Hahahaha!

[01:09:33] Thank you, Shadow Wolf.

[01:09:34] Why do you guys want me to play deadlock so bad? What the fuck?

[01:09:39] What the fuck guys why?

[01:09:43] Why?

[01:09:47] Tell me why

[01:09:53] Why?

[01:09:55] Because it's goated bruh, what the fuck.

[01:10:10] There's a werewolf girl in it.

[01:10:11] Oh, I see.

[01:10:12] I don't understand why.

[01:10:16] Hot furries I see.

[01:10:20] I see.

[01:10:21] Hot furries.

[01:10:22] Where's the skin stapler gonna come out already holy shit

[01:10:33] You said that you might ask Nova to join the collab with Hinnia did you find out if they

[01:10:40] have time or is it a surprise don't leak it if it is a surprise

[01:10:44] No, no, it's gonna be a surprise for you

[01:10:51] You say skin I did there's a game called skin stapler that I've been waiting on

[01:11:00] What does it come out it says to be announced it's never coming out

[01:11:05] But demos out. I don't want to play demo though. I want to be surprised. I

[01:11:12] Want to be surprised

[01:11:14] The demo was fun, but kinda short.

[01:11:23] Have you played Night Shippers?

[01:11:30] Night Shippers?

[01:11:33] What is that?

[01:11:34] What is Night Shippers?

[01:11:37] Wait, what is this?

[01:11:44] Oh, wait.

[01:11:48] Multiplayer?

[01:11:49] Hey, friends!

[01:11:50] Wait, this looks fun.

[01:11:51] Oh, this looks really fun.

[01:11:52] Chat, I'll be right back.

[01:11:53] I gotta get something really quick.

[01:11:54] I'll be right back.

[01:11:55] I'll be right back.

[01:12:25] you

[01:12:55] you

[01:13:25] you

[01:13:55] you

[01:14:25] you

[01:14:55] you

[01:15:25] you

[01:15:55] you

[01:16:25] you

[01:16:55] you

[01:17:25] you

[01:17:55] you

[01:18:25] You

[01:18:55] I'm sorry.

[01:23:25] Hello, yes, it's me, I'm back.

[01:23:32] Sorry.

[01:23:35] I'm back!

[01:23:42] I'm back!

[01:23:58] She climbed out the toilet and got... what the fuck?

[01:24:02] Ayah, what the fuck? What the fuck? How dare you say that to me? What the fuck?

[01:24:07] Fuck, you know what? I wasn't gonna share this Topo Chico with you, but not anymore.

[01:24:16] I wasn't gonna share this Topo Chico with you, but I'm not sharein' shit with you!

[01:24:32] I'm not sharein' shit with you!

[01:24:36] Shit!

[01:24:37] Not for you.

[01:24:42] I don't like you anymore.

[01:24:49] I don't like you anymore.

[01:24:53] I'm not cute anymore. Uh oh.

[01:24:59] I'm not cute anymore. Uh oh.

[01:25:07] I have some rice for me to eat because I have medicine coming soon so I need some fuckin rice!

[01:25:35] He hates us all. What the fuck?

[01:25:43] Hi, I'm Nudis. Hello.

[01:25:49] It's soft, lovely rice.

[01:26:05] A soft, fluffy rice.

[01:26:20] People eat hard rice?

[01:26:21] Yes, it's copied out.

[01:26:22] Long wait.

[01:26:23] I don't know, bro.

[01:26:24] Rice is rice.

[01:26:25] I don't know bro, rice is rice.

[01:26:32] Guys, rice is rice bro.

[01:26:41] I don't know, what kind of rice is it the one my mom makes?

[01:26:51] You know what type of rice I would love to eat, Jasmine Rice?

[01:27:21] I could go for some jasmine rice right by my mouth, it's so good.

[01:27:30] Oh, I like couscous.

[01:27:45] I love couscous.

[01:27:51] I like King Wah too.

[01:28:21] My mom calls it Kanoa, is it Kanoa or is it Kinoa?

[01:28:36] There's a queen koala, queen moa.

[01:28:48] Hey mouse 6, one of my friend alters hoodies with zippers and velcro to make them medically accessible and then donates them.

[01:28:54] She also had many health issues and just had surgery again.

[01:28:58] She has been watching you and Connor while in the hospital and it brings her so much joy.

[01:29:02] She's shy, but I can't express with words how thankful she is for you and Monk.

[01:29:06] I am not a liar.

[01:29:07] Thank you for watching, sending love, sending love.

[01:29:10] I hope your hospital stays going well, and I hope your surgery went well.

[01:29:17] I remember you from yesterday.

[01:29:32] Hey, for the first time a co-worker of mine who heard of you didn't know you was that

[01:29:37] sick girl but rather that popular VTuber with like a hundred outfits that screams and swears

[01:29:42] a lot.

[01:29:43] Thanks.

[01:29:44] I'm gonna be honest.

[01:29:55] I feel like, if anybody ever refers to me as that sick girl or that, oh that sick vtuber,

[01:30:05] most of the people that say that are people that are aunties, people that usually say

[01:30:12] that are people that don't like me, because most of the people that do like me never

[01:30:20] refer to me that way and people that don't like me say that and they say it

[01:30:27] because oh she she's only people we know her because she's sick and it's just

[01:30:32] like that's not true but you know tell me you don't watch my streams but it's

[01:30:35] okay yeah

[01:30:50] Now that you've finished, The Walking Dead, would you be playing more Telltale games?

[01:31:13] I recommend The Wolf, among us in Tales from the Borderlands.

[01:31:16] I don't think I'll play Tales from Borderlands, but I do want to play Wolf Among Us.

[01:31:23] I do want to play Wolf Among Us, for sure.

[01:31:34] Maybe even the bad mouse one, but then again, I really want to play the other Batman games.

[01:31:54] I only know Mouse as the streamer who killed Kenny.

[01:31:58] Kenny!

[01:32:06] I wanna play all of Batman games. Yeah, Arkham games.

[01:32:19] Remember I played one during Zobadon?

[01:32:21] But my computer was so shit.

[01:32:24] I can actually play him now.

[01:32:36] Hello Mouse, I bought your shirt from Hot Topic and it looks cool.

[01:32:40] Now I have another tee I can use as a pump cover during my workouts.

[01:32:44] Woo!

[01:32:45] Hey!

[01:32:46] Pump!

[01:32:47] Pump it up!

[01:32:48] Pump! Pump it up!

[01:33:11] Arkham Asylum, Arkham City, Arkham Knight is a good true GI, see.

[01:33:18] I need to get familiar with Batman. I don't know much about Batman.

[01:33:30] I don't know much about Batman.

[01:33:48] I thought you were a DC girl? I'm gonna be honest, I'm more of a Marvel girl. I do enjoy DC, but my brother is the DC person of this house, not me.

[01:34:07] They've always been at odds. He was the DC guy and I was the Marvel girl. A house divided

[01:34:16] into you, truly. I like Teen Titans. I like Teen Titans a lot.

[01:34:33] Mousy, are you planning on trying one of the new games today, maybe Marathon, Pokemon

[01:34:37] Pocopia or some new jank like The Walking Trade?

[01:34:41] I'm glad you said The Walking Trade.

[01:34:44] HAHAHA!

[01:34:45] I'm glad you said The Walking Trade cause that's right of my alley.

[01:34:55] The Walking Trade.

[01:34:57] I like Marvel a lot, it's not that I don't like DC, I do like DC but I like Marvel a

[01:35:10] A lot.

[01:35:30] It's which Teen Titans version the first one was Fire Titans. Go was straight-ass.

[01:35:36] Oh, go. Oh, go. Teen Titans, go.

[01:35:51] Will you be checking out the Sanrio X colorful stage collab event?

[01:35:54] Not today.

[01:35:59] Not today.

[01:36:06] Not today.

[01:36:11] Err!

[01:36:24] I just don't I just don't like I never like two times go bro. I didn't like it. I

[01:36:48] I don't fucking like it.

[01:36:53] I don't like it.

[01:36:59] I like the original Teen Titans.

[01:37:03] Is there anybody that liked Teen Titans though?

[01:37:05] YOU WOULD THANK-

[01:37:06] Batman's parents are dead and there is an evil clown that wants to kill him and also

[01:37:10] maybe wants to have sex with him.

[01:37:11] THERE.

[01:37:12] YOU'RE ALL CAUGHT UP.

[01:37:13] I think they- he DOES want to have sex with him.

[01:37:18] I think they do want to have sex with each other.

[01:37:22] I make so much sense.

[01:37:28] Yeah!

[01:37:30] Accurate!

[01:37:43] My brother loved DC. My brother was, um...

[01:37:45] I really love DC, but he was he was a Superman fan boy

[01:37:52] My brother loves Superman. That was like his

[01:37:57] His hero person

[01:38:07] Everything about Superman and everything and anything about Superman

[01:38:11] everything and anything about super with my brother that was like

[01:38:25] you know and then my brother like was so obsessed like I said I remember him

[01:38:33] like telling me oh my god that was telling me about the time that Superman

[01:38:37] died and shit

[01:38:41] You would think somebody murdered his old family, ma'am!

[01:38:45] Hi, Mousy! I wanted to give you an extra special thank you as a fellow girly with an autoimmune disease.

[01:38:50] My last message may not have properly gone through, but I dyed my hair a pink and purple ombre in honor of you, Mai.

[01:38:56] Aw, thank you! I bet you look cute!

[01:39:00] How do you feel about the new movie?

[01:39:03] Uh... You know what? I haven't asked him. I should ask him about the new movie.

[01:39:08] I remember when it was going to come out, he messaged me and was like, oh my god, superman movie!

[01:39:19] Just think, when dino crisis was announced, when dino crisis came out on steam, and all he did was text me, dino crisis!

[01:39:25] With three exclamation marks.

[01:39:38] Was it good, did you guys like it?

[01:39:53] Dino crisis will be played.

[01:39:54] Should check and be seeing the new trailer for the upcoming Green Lantern show.

[01:39:59] Green Lantern show?

[01:40:08] Green Lantern Show! What?

[01:40:30] Green Lantern Show and there is no green. What? Is it true?

[01:40:38] It was a CGI Green Lantern show.

[01:40:50] CGI Green Lantern!

[01:40:54] Green Lantern is right.

[01:40:56] Yeah, cause he can like make anything, right?

[01:40:58] Can't he like make anything?

[01:41:01] That's his power?

[01:41:03] Anything he can imagine.

[01:41:05] That's pretty cool.

[01:41:12] That's pretty cool.

[01:41:17] He can even time travel.

[01:41:29] He can time travel?

[01:41:32] Somebody asked, oh I remember a while back a little somebody asked me when I was going to play Marathon

[01:41:36] The answer is never!

[01:41:38] Yeah, it has Aaron Pierre in it who's hot as fuck so Ima. Give it a chance and let them cook.

[01:41:45] Help!

[01:41:55] What?

[01:42:02] 20k gift so then she'll play marathon

[01:42:16] I just I'm gonna be honest the game looks ugly

[01:42:45] She looks ugly man.

[01:42:55] I don't know.

[01:43:03] It just doesn't look.

[01:43:07] It also doesn't look like a game I'd have fun playing.

[01:43:12] I wouldn't have fun playing such a game

[01:43:23] Also, I think I didn't kind of like played it didn't you play for like a sponsor

[01:43:31] No, thank you

[01:43:42] FPS PvP PvE is not Mouse's preference, that's true.

[01:44:05] I'm still waiting for dark farts.

[01:44:07] Pfft!

[01:44:14] Guys, I'm still waiting for dark farts, okay?

[01:44:17] What dark- what dark farts, guys?

[01:44:20] Dark farts.

[01:44:22] A parody smell edition.

[01:44:31] Go on Steam and go look!

[01:44:32] It's a real game!

[01:44:34] It comes out in 2026!

[01:44:35] Is that a real game? I'm not! Go on Steam right now and look!

[01:44:55] I don't want that in my search history. Well, too bad.

[01:44:59] Let me see if there's a trailer.

[01:45:05] Ah yes, the launch trailer.

[01:45:11] Mousy, did you know that Sanrio's friend of the month for March is Cinema Roll?

[01:45:19] So keep an eye out for special Cinema Roll stuff this month.

[01:45:25] Cinema Roll!

[01:45:27] I say, since we're talking DC, would you ever play the Batman Telltale game?

[01:45:32] It was made behind the same studio as Walking Dead.

[01:45:35] Yes, Walking Dead.

[01:45:38] Yes.

[01:45:48] What's that?

[01:45:51] What's that?

[01:45:57] Wait, this is old.

[01:45:59] Let me do the new one.

[01:46:00] Oh, here it is, the new one.

[01:46:01] Here's the new one.

[01:46:03] Perfect.

[01:46:05] Perfect.

[01:46:05] Here we go.

[01:46:13] Let him come.

[01:46:15] Let him come now.

[01:46:16] Let him come.

[01:46:17] Let him come.

[01:46:18] I said, let him come.

[01:46:27] Who do they-

[01:46:29] HA HA HA HA HA HA

[01:46:35] Oh my god

[01:46:41] Welcome to Dark Fards

[01:46:42] Where dying isn't just expected

[01:46:44] It's...

[01:46:45] ...delirious

[01:46:46] DARK FARDS

[01:46:48] Wait, what?

[01:46:52] Surely, surely there'll be a co-op, right?

[01:46:55] There has to be a fucking co-op

[01:46:56] There has to be a co-op version.

[01:47:01] There has to be a co-op. There has to be a co-op.

[01:47:13] I will send this to Nyan. I'm sure she'll like it.

[01:47:16] I hope there's... there's Co-O-O-P.

[01:47:27] I hope there's Co-O-O-O-P.

[01:47:37] I hope there's co-op.

[01:47:43] I hope there's co-op.

[01:47:48] Never trust a fart. That's true.

[01:47:51] How did you know?

[01:47:53] Why? You know what? Never mind. I would rather not know. No. Seriously, W-H-Y.

[01:48:05] H-Y!

[01:48:07] What?

[01:48:08] You don't like my games?

[01:48:11] You don't like my game choices?

[01:48:14] We'll eat coca-cola then.

[01:48:18] Whatever!

[01:48:21] Fine!

[01:48:29] It's for- yeah, it's for content!

[01:48:32] We could play drywall eating simulator, why not?

[01:48:36] For content!

[01:48:38] For content!

[01:48:45] It's complicated!

[01:48:53] I have pain. Pain in...

[01:48:56] I have pain in my back.

[01:49:00] Uh oh.

[01:49:01] Uh oh.

[01:49:06] I've been carrying too much.

[01:49:29] I think it's something else.

[01:49:32] I get like lower back pain and it just means my body is cocky

[01:49:39] You're pretty issues being cocky right now

[01:49:50] I should hope it's not kidneys bro, it's always something bro. It's always something

[01:50:02] It's always something I'll tell you what

[01:50:15] Maybe you carry something you all know it's not about carrying, it's not about carrying.

[01:50:32] Has nothing to do with carrying.

[01:50:35] Come back, oh, Jack, come step on my back.

[01:50:41] Come step on it.

[01:50:42] I need you to come step on it.

[01:50:44] Don't step on my back please.

[01:50:46] No?

[01:50:47] Okay.

[01:50:48] Nevermind.

[01:50:51] Carrying our hopes and dreams.

[01:50:56] AAH!

[01:50:58] Oh my god, there's shit out of me.

[01:51:02] That's scary!

[01:51:13] Hold on to your vaginas, folks.

[01:51:30] What the fuck is that?

[01:51:35] Shrinking? Okay, okay.

[01:51:38] Okay, okay, I'm sick of this.

[01:51:40] Okay, okay, okay.

[01:51:43] Okay, buddy, okay.

[01:51:47] Tap, there's so many things that we have planned for this year.

[01:52:02] We know.

[01:52:03] No, you don't know, you don't know anything.

[01:52:06] You don't know anything, don't act like you know.

[01:52:09] Are you finally going to Hooters?

[01:52:11] You know, you laugh, but I actually do want to do a stream

[01:52:14] at Hooters one day.

[01:52:16] Actually, would love to do a Hooters stream.

[01:52:18] Do you think they let us?

[01:52:24] Do you think they let us stream at Hooters?

[01:52:27] Hooters closed?

[01:52:29] Well, we literally just saw Hooters, like, two months ago!

[01:52:43] We literally just saw one!

[01:52:53] We literally just saw one!

[01:52:58] Ain't no way that's the last Hooters alive!

[01:53:05] Hooters is dying so probably NOOOO!

[01:53:14] What the fuck is bombshells?

[01:53:21] They're open in San Antonio.

[01:53:32] They're bankrupt?

[01:53:33] They want bankrupt?

[01:53:36] How is this possible?

[01:53:37] People love breasts.

[01:53:39] How is this possible?

[01:53:41] How is this possible?

[01:53:57] Oh my god.

[01:54:03] After bankruptcy, restaurant chain closes more restaurants.

[01:54:07] Thanks for the memories.

[01:54:10] New York City's last-hooders-goes-bust, as locals lament.

[01:54:17] Heartbreaking news.

[01:54:19] I hate these fucking titles, bro.

[01:54:21] Stop making breast puns!

[01:54:31] Sales across the chain have turned it in 15% from 2023 to 2024

[01:54:35] of more than 200 locations across the country.

[01:54:38] Oh my god.

[01:54:40] What is going on? What is going on, bros?

[01:54:48] Gen Z, do you fucking hate breasts? What's happening here?

[01:55:02] The original Hooters is owned by the original Onus and doing great.

[01:55:07] Oh, there's so many locations closing.

[01:55:19] I just don't- I think- I think that's true. I think the problem is that, like, people just don't really go outside.

[01:55:29] There's so much eating in now. Like, you don't really need to eat out anymore.

[01:55:37] I feel called out.

[01:55:53] Ariana Grande!

[01:55:55] Ariana Grande, did you know they're closing all the Hooters?

[01:56:01] There is a Hooterclone called Twin Peaks.

[01:56:04] Maybe you can go there.

[01:56:05] I thought that was a TV show.

[01:56:10] I thought that was a television show.

[01:56:12] Also, I think people finally realized that if you want shitty food and to see titties, you might as well go to a strip club.

[01:56:19] Ew, you can't eat at a strip club, you- you don't know what- like, don't people get sick eating there?

[01:56:35] I thought you shouldn't trust strip club food.

[01:56:44] Ato! Ato thank you so much for the raid.

[01:56:48] I hope you had a good stream. What'd you guys get up to?

[01:56:52] What are you guys playing bro? Drift Loon?

[01:56:57] Neverland Island?

[01:57:01] Neverland Island!

[01:57:06] But I'll be.

[01:57:19] As a stripper art cook is an amazing Mexican guy.

[01:57:22] Also, can you guys have nice food?

[01:57:25] Okay, well I won't shit talk your food.

[01:57:27] I can't I can possibly speak for every strip club in America

[01:57:35] What is drift loon what the what is that oh?

[01:57:44] This little motherfucker this balloon thing

[01:57:50] Have you guys seen the lore of that like sad Pikachu the ghost Pikachu I

[01:57:55] I heard he's gonna be in the poke- well she- it's a girl. She's gonna be in the

[01:58:00] Pokemon game. The ghost Pikachu. The little- the drained Pikachu. The one that's

[01:58:07] ghost-like and her tail is all shriveled because she used all of her

[01:58:11] electricity and she'll never get it back. No, no, not Mimikyu.

[01:58:17] The dying Pikachu Drifloon steals children so Drifloon the balloon poke one is renowned

[01:58:28] in lore for its dark ghostly nature often asking acting as a signpost for wandering

[01:58:33] Oh my god.

[01:58:34] Little piece of shit?

[01:58:35] Lowering children?

[01:58:36] What little asshole?

[01:58:37] Who's fucking dick?

[01:58:38] Yeah, editor.

[01:58:39] What's up?

[01:58:40] What's up?

[01:58:41] What's up?

[01:58:42] What's up?

[01:58:43] What's up?

[01:58:44] What's up?

[01:58:45] What's up?

[01:58:46] What's up?

[01:58:47] What's up?

[01:58:48] What's up?

[01:58:49] What's up?

[01:58:50] What's up?

[01:58:51] Who's fuckin' dick?

[01:59:02] Yeah, and her name is Pikachu.

[01:59:21] Almost all ghost types that is true.

[01:59:39] Ghost types have very fucked up lower.

[01:59:43] A very fucked up dark history.

[01:59:54] AHH!

[01:59:57] The entire lore of Pokemon is kinda fucked. That is true.

[02:00:01] I mean if you think about it...

[02:00:03] It's all fucked, bro. It's all fucked.

[02:00:05] It's all fucked up, guys. It's all fucked up.

[02:00:07] It's all fucked up. It's all fucked up, man.

[02:00:10] It's all fucked.

[02:00:13] It's all fucked, bro.

[02:00:19] It's all fucked, man.

[02:00:20] Nah, Pokemon is a utopia. They have free health care.

[02:00:23] Well, in Pokopia...

[02:00:26] I started playing Pokopia?

[02:00:28] Okay, can't correct me if I'm wrong.

[02:00:31] Okay?

[02:00:32] All the humans are dead, right?

[02:00:35] They're dead, right?

[02:00:38] Is that the implication that everybody died?

[02:00:43] They left Earth. Yes, they died.

[02:00:50] Getter gone for some reason. They don't really explain it. There's just no humans there.

[02:01:00] But I think the implication is that we're dead.

[02:01:05] Yeah, they pulled like a... well, they pulled a wall- No, I think we're just dead.

[02:01:12] I was so sweet that the beginning with the mimic is like, I meshed my twainel.

[02:01:30] I'll just become my trainer because I'm a freak and I'm a creep.

[02:01:39] Little freak.

[02:01:48] Little freak, man.

[02:01:55] Probably not dead, but the island's just very mo-

[02:01:57] You know what? Let's just say everybody's dead.

[02:01:59] I like that better.

[02:02:00] Everyone died!

[02:02:03] Did you see the new scary mo- Oh, we-

[02:02:05] Should we watch the new scary movie trailer?

[02:02:09] I don't know guys, is it actually gonna be good or is it gonna be like nostalgia bait?

[02:02:39] Maybe should I we can't watch it on stream is it TOS? I don't know probably not no

[02:02:54] I think it's TOS do they show tits or ass? Do they show penis? Very TOS? Oh they show

[02:03:08] cock it shows a dildo okay never mind I won't I won't show it

[02:03:25] yes it is very blatant how bad is it like is it like a big dildo is it like

[02:03:33] Like a lot of dildos is a one dildo?

[02:03:36] I mean I shoulda, I shoulda known. It's scary movie. Of course you're gonna show fucking cops.

[02:03:41] It's really direct?

[02:03:59] Oh!

[02:04:00] Oh, I see.

[02:04:03] Okay, never mind, can't show this.

[02:04:07] Holy shit.

[02:04:10] Never fucking mind.

[02:04:13] Oh my god.

[02:04:21] What is a dildo?

[02:04:23] It's nothing.

[02:04:26] Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

[02:04:32] This looks like

[02:04:42] This this movie kind of looks like

[02:04:48] I

[02:04:50] Don't know how to explain what I feel when I watch this especially since it's like

[02:04:56] Sister has an M&M song playing

[02:05:14] It's like

[02:05:26] How, how can I explain this, boomer bait?

[02:05:35] I just feel like it's not gonna be as funny as the first two movies.

[02:05:38] The first two movies, I feel like, here's the thing, okay, the Wayans Brothers, okay?

[02:05:45] The Wayans Brothers?

[02:05:47] Uh, the Wayans Brothers have made so many funny movies.

[02:05:53] They've made so many funny movies, so many funny movies, scary movie, one and two being

[02:06:04] two of them.

[02:06:06] I don't know if you guys have ever seen the movie Don't Be A Menace, that one was pretty

[02:06:14] good.

[02:06:15] That was a pretty funny movie.

[02:06:22] I remember white chicks.

[02:06:24] Holy shit, I haven't thought about white chicks in forever.

[02:06:28] Holy fuck.

[02:06:41] I remember, I remember white chicks.

[02:06:43] I remember little man.

[02:06:47] I remember little man.

[02:06:49] I never saw I never saw I'm gonna get you sucka. I've never seen that movie

[02:06:57] My brother says that it was good. He liked that film

[02:07:07] I remember yeah, I also watched major pain. I watched major pain. I've seen don't be a menace

[02:07:15] I

[02:07:17] I remember scary movie one and two, and then they made three and it wasn't The Wayne's Brothers

[02:07:22] and then it started becoming ass and it was bad, so I have to say those films, The Wayne's

[02:07:31] Brothers really do make good films, however it's been a long time and I feel like humor

[02:07:38] has changed a lot and I feel like why revive scary movie when you could just make something

[02:07:45] else. Why would you revive scary movie where you could just make something else?

[02:07:51] Did you ever watch The Haunted House? I'd never watched The Haunted House. Was it

[02:07:55] good or bad? Was it bad? I honestly I just...

[02:08:07] It was... apparently The Haunted House was only produced and written by Marlin.

[02:08:13] so but scary movie was written by Keenan Shawn and Marlin

[02:08:34] but I just feel like I don't know I just feel like it's it's probably just

[02:08:39] gonna be a whole like scary movie but in 2026 and we're making fun of everything

[02:08:46] in 2026 guys you know what I mean

[02:09:02] oh my god you want to know I saw I watched that fucking I watched the

[02:09:08] America's next top model documentary like a week or two ago and now and it's

[02:09:18] been in my brain for a while like two weeks ago I watched it and it's been in

[02:09:21] my brain for quite some time so I started watching some America's next

[02:09:25] top model holy shit bro uh what the fuck they let this shit on TV what that's it

[02:09:45] I was watching some of the episodes and I'm just like bros this is some bullshit

[02:10:00] reality tv is just is just fuck bro reality tv is just fucked it's all

[02:10:16] fuck bro reality television excuse me you don't like my

[02:10:22] Good morning!

[02:10:29] As ever, I'm so behind, I haven't watched a recent season of Drag Race. It's been so long since I've watched Drag Race.

[02:10:38] I think the last season of Drag Race I watched was the one with Drag Race seasons.

[02:10:46] Drag Race seasons!

[02:10:52] Let me see.

[02:10:57] Uh...

[02:11:02] Which one was the last season I watched?

[02:11:22] Oh my god, I think it was like, I'm so behind.

[02:11:36] I did not watch 16, I did not watch 17, I did not watch 18, I didn't, I don't even

[02:11:40] think I watched 15.

[02:11:44] Which one's the one with, uh, I did, I did watch, I think I did watch, uh, I think

[02:11:51] I did watch 15. I watched 15 because that because sugar and spice were on it

[02:11:59] Well, I didn't watch it all the way. I just watched a little bit

[02:12:08] All right, the last one I watched for real for real was

[02:12:12] Oh my god the last show I watched like all the way through was fucking season 13 with

[02:12:27] Oh my god.

[02:12:30] I did watch a little bit of 14, but by then I think I just got too busy to watch.

[02:12:49] We should do a VTuber version of the Masked Singer.

[02:12:56] What?

[02:12:57] And how will we do that?

[02:13:00] Get everybody muddles!

[02:13:03] Wait, you're on the same thing.

[02:13:06] I'm writing this down.

[02:13:19] How does it keep coming back to the match there?

[02:13:25] I don't know bro.

[02:13:26] It just keeps going back to my singer bro.

[02:13:28] I don't know what to tell you man.

[02:13:37] I don't know what to tell you.

[02:13:40] I don't know what to tell you bros.

[02:13:48] VTuber with double disguise. Yes a double disguised VTuber and voice changer. Yes

[02:14:03] A double disguised VTuber no one would ever know

[02:14:08] What if one day I just disappear and I just

[02:14:19] 3Dbue is a different Vtuber on a totally different channel, I don't tell anybody.

[02:14:25] I just stir my life over as another Vtuber.

[02:14:28] What the fuck is that a threat?

[02:14:50] That sounds like you're threatening me.

[02:14:53] I do not like this.

[02:14:55] Do not threaten me!

[02:15:16] Bro.

[02:15:19] I'd give you a month tops before there'd be tweets about it.

[02:15:22] Check out this VTuber who sounds exactly like Iron Mouse.

[02:15:48] Fuck

[02:16:01] Echoes of iron cred

[02:16:06] Even galeon is coming back even galeon these balls in your mouth

[02:16:10] I'm so fucking- he doesn't even make any sense.

[02:16:20] What the fuck is wrong with me?

[02:16:26] I don't know.

[02:16:33] I'm crying is in danger.

[02:16:38] Equilibrium will be lost.

[02:16:40] Are we going to die?

[02:16:41] The resurrection of the god of death grows near.

[02:16:44] Attention players, I welcome you to my world.

[02:16:49] Well what?

[02:16:50] Destroyed in 2020 life?

[02:16:52] An actual Sora on my name?

[02:16:54] Or if not, death will come for us all.

[02:17:01] A new game has begun.

[02:17:08] Where you are the hero!

[02:17:25] Together!

[02:17:30] Oh, you still will survive!

[02:17:40] I say...

[02:17:49] I say they should have permadeath. It's like our character dies.

[02:17:53] If our character dies, we have to die, for real.

[02:17:58] Perma death.

[02:18:04] We must die.

[02:18:07] We must die.

[02:18:08] The more important announcement is a new .hack game is getting made by CyberConnect2.

[02:18:13] Holy shit, so many games coming out, bros. So many games bros.

[02:18:18] Bros, what are we gonna do bros? So many games, so little time.

[02:18:21] But has it led you fall in love with your sister?

[02:18:24] HAHA

[02:18:26] STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER!

[02:18:30] STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER, YOU FRIKE!

[02:18:35] I'm just saying, I just think it's crazy that we're getting a Sora online game in 2026.

[02:18:41] That's uh...

[02:18:43] That's something.

[02:18:45] That's something.

[02:18:51] That is something

[02:19:03] That is something

[02:19:09] That is something

[02:19:21] I swear to God, I will.

[02:19:28] We've lived long enough to watch all of our favorite franchises get resurrected in the

[02:19:38] pursuit of money.

[02:19:40] Listen, if it's good, then keep on moneying, you know?

[02:19:44] If it's shit, then stop moneying.

[02:19:49] I just learned you can get Disney Infinity on Steam! I LOVE DISNEY INFINITY!

[02:19:55] What?

[02:19:57] Do you guys remember, uh...

[02:20:04] Do you guys remember the Disney Universe game? I loved that game too. That game was so cute.

[02:20:09] Disney Universe, Disney Infinity?

[02:20:13] Oh, Disney Infinity was so much fun!

[02:20:16] You know what I demand?

[02:20:20] I demand my little big planet game.

[02:20:23] Where is it?

[02:20:24] Bring back little big planet!

[02:20:28] Bring back little big plant, you son of a bitch!

[02:20:31] Bring it back to me!

[02:20:34] Bring me back little big planet, I swear to God!

[02:20:38] I need it!

[02:20:39] Studio's been dead for years, eat my balls!

[02:20:50] I want little big planet and I want it now!

[02:20:54] It died for Astro Boy, I'm gonna krill myself in my grog, a little big planet.

[02:21:03] for your big planet

[02:21:27] will you be playing crimson desert on release?

[02:21:30] i don't know, i don't know if i want to

[02:21:33] I don't know, maybe, maybe not, possibly not, but I would like to check it out sometime.

[02:21:42] I would love to check it out sometime.

[02:21:51] Slay the Spire too! Oh, we're gonna play it with that.

[02:21:55] We're gonna play that game with Monkey, uh, sometime this week I think.

[02:22:00] Sometime on the morrow.

[02:22:03] sometime on the morrow we shall be playing it I don't know if it's gonna be

[02:22:08] tomorrow one of the one of these oros

[02:22:17] One of these arrows.

[02:22:27] I see he's practicing the game to get ahead.

[02:22:34] Oh yeah, he's getting a huge first start.

[02:22:38] He's getting a huge first start, bro.

[02:22:41] fresh first start. He's just very locked in, TBH. He is very locked in, is straight. He's

[02:23:00] He's so damn excited.

[02:23:05] It's his game, that's his game, that's his fave game, bro.

[02:23:13] Two more friend slop games to keep an eye on.

[02:23:15] Rewind 99 in totally secure airport.

[02:23:18] None of them look like they use AI.

[02:23:21] Rewind 99, what's Rewind 99?

[02:23:28] Oh, you own a video star?

[02:23:30] There's a demo!

[02:23:33] Where am I going?

[02:23:39] Wait, there's a demo!

[02:23:48] Keep this door stocked with variety.

[02:23:51] Wait, this looks like so much fun!

[02:23:54] Totally secure airport oh this one looks good too this one's coming soon but the

[02:24:13] but the video store one has a demo out.

[02:24:36] Try it.

[02:24:37] I'll download it.

[02:24:52] It's already done it.

[02:24:53] I just put it to download like right now, bro.

[02:24:56] I literally just put it to download right now.

[02:25:07] I'm gonna work in a video rental store.

[02:25:09] Wow!

[02:25:10] Wow!

[02:25:11] Wow!

[02:25:14] You know what I wanted to do?

[02:25:16] I wanted to do a new playthrough of Schedule 1.

[02:25:22] And just restart all over again.

[02:25:37] Yeah, lots of updates since I last played a long time ago.

[02:25:48] A lot of updates.

[02:25:50] A lot of updates.

[02:25:52] Yeah, that's why I feel like getting back in the schedule one, like just going back

[02:25:59] to my old save, I'm gonna be like, what the fuck am I doing?

[02:26:03] What's happening?

[02:26:04] You know? Oh, there it is.

[02:26:34] I think for me, I just want to restart it, I think I definitely want to restart it, for

[02:26:52] sure.

[02:26:53] So tomorrow we have a sponsor and we're playing with Pete and Connor.

[02:27:02] This is how it's gonna go.

[02:27:07] We have a sponsor, we'll play with Pete and Connor tomorrow.

[02:27:12] It's a Pete and Connor sponsor tomorrow.

[02:27:19] I don't know. I think Connor might want to play Slay the Spire, I think. I don't know.

[02:27:28] You know, it is a sponsored stream. It is a sponsored stream. Oh, you got Winter Burl?

[02:27:43] You know I played Winter Burl, like, by myself. Like, I played it, like, alone. Uh, I liked

[02:27:49] it's cute but I don't know it's it's very cute and cozy but I feel like there

[02:27:56] was something missing I was surprised when Roxy told me

[02:28:07] yeah yeah I figured I feel like a lot of people are gonna be really surprised

[02:28:19] I feel like a lot of people when they find out those monsters are going to be extremely

[02:28:30] surprised.

[02:28:31] it's not marathon it's not league it's not for me it's not that luck it's not

[02:28:59] TFT.

[02:29:11] People guessed it already.

[02:29:21] People already guessed.

[02:29:23] It didn't take long.

[02:29:25] Who said hi garb?

[02:29:35] As you all know, I've never played this game in my life.

[02:29:39] I've never played it, so I told Pete, Pete, you need to teach me everything you know because

[02:29:44] I don't know anything and I've never played this fucking game, so.

[02:29:49] Look how you're like, shrugs get their back?

[02:29:54] XDD shrug?

[02:30:02] Listen, I've never played so I don't know.

[02:30:06] But I have Pete and Connor there so...

[02:30:10] I have Pete and Connor there so it's fine.

[02:30:19] You know, uh, so I don't know I I don't know Connor played before I think he has played

[02:30:33] before I feel like I'm the only one who's never fucking played and then on Saturday

[02:30:47] Today we're playing with Hanya and France and then on Sunday we're playing with Pink

[02:30:58] Cat and then on Monday you are clear to say the sponsor.

[02:31:13] Okay, good. Well guys, I'm tomorrow's sponsor.

[02:31:18] Tomorrow's sponsor is a game that I never thought I would ever touch in my life.

[02:31:22] Uh, it is World of Warcraft, yes.

[02:31:25] Uh...

[02:31:26] Pfft.

[02:31:29] It's a good week, gamer.

[02:31:30] Ari, are you gonna be there on, on Saturday?

[02:31:34] For games?

[02:31:38] If not, I will have to kill you.

[02:31:43] I will lock you in my basement. I don't have a basement.

[02:31:50] Are you gonna play Super Battle Golf with us on Saturday?

[02:31:55] I wasn't told about Saturday, well I'm telling you now.

[02:32:01] I love you.

[02:32:03] You hate me! AHHHHHHHHHH!

[02:32:09] You hate me! AHHHHHHHHH!

[02:32:13] Feeling all right for what?

[02:32:17] Marriage counseling?

[02:32:21] And then on Monday we have another sponsor and that's going to be pretty fun.

[02:32:26] We have another sponsor on Monday, that's pretty fun.

[02:32:34] We have another sponsor on Monday and that's pretty fun.

[02:32:38] And that's not going to be, that's something else. It's not a game.

[02:32:42] it's actually not a game it's not high guard shut up it's not a game it's not a

[02:32:49] game it's something else it's not a game

[02:33:03] it's not a game

[02:33:12] Mouse Cookie Stream? I'm gonna call Geary so we can have another Cookin' Stream!

[02:33:20] Another Cookin' Stream! Another Cookling Stream!

[02:33:25] But yeah, so that's what's going on in the next week!

[02:33:30] Like I said, next week we gotta...

[02:33:42] we got uh wait let me look at my schedule hold up and then next week we have uh wait

[02:34:07] That's not next week. I moved it. We moved it to the week after.

[02:34:13] So sponsor on Monday of next week and then on the 19th, we have another sponsor, which is Fatal Frame.

[02:34:21] Fatal Frame sponsor. We're gonna play Fatal Frame on the 19th.

[02:34:26] YAAAAAAAY!

[02:34:30] YAY!

[02:34:31] Will there be a Warcraft game on Monday?

[02:34:36] No, no, no.

[02:34:37] Sponsor is tomorrow.

[02:34:39] Monday is another sponsor.

[02:34:42] Monday is another sponsor, but it's not a game.

[02:34:46] It's not a game.

[02:34:54] So many sponsors, it's just three in a month!

[02:35:08] I cannot mention Monday sponsor and I will not do it.

[02:35:13] Cheeky soap?

[02:35:14] I have a soap!

[02:35:15] If you want to have a good time in the bathroom and take a nice shower and smell good, all

[02:35:21] All you gotta do is use my cheeky soap, squeaky queen!

[02:35:29] Other Warframe? Oh yeah, we gotta play Warframe.

[02:35:34] We gotta play Warframe soon. We got Warframe coming up.

[02:35:41] We got Warframe coming up. There's more Warframe content coming out. We gotta play.

[02:35:51] I missed that on the Valentine's Day bro.

[02:36:05] I'm sorry, okay?

[02:36:06] I had issues with my computer.

[02:36:09] What the fuck was I doing for Valentine's?

[02:36:15] What a nice- was I sick for Valentine's?

[02:36:17] I don't even know.

[02:36:18] I don't remember what the fuck happened.

[02:36:20] guys what the fuck is going on all the days melt together

[02:36:33] they do carry a counter on Valentine did I sing on Valentine

[02:36:50] What did I do for Valentine? Oh yeah, then I lost my voice! Oh my god! Bro, what the

[02:37:07] fuck? Valentine's was 4 months ago, that's true.

[02:37:15] Well guys, and then my computer exploded it is

[02:37:36] My god, that's a bug the bug the boy mode

[02:37:42] Yeah, also, I wasn't my walking dead Ark. I'm sorry

[02:37:45] I was in my walking dead era.

[02:37:51] I'm sorry guys, I was in the walking dead era.

[02:37:53] I was in the walking dead era.

[02:37:58] That era was so much fun.

[02:38:06] There's a cat emo for every letter?

[02:38:08] What?

[02:38:09] What the fuck?

[02:38:10] What the fuck? Take that fucking crow outta here!

[02:38:17] I

[02:38:22] Oh

[02:38:47] I mean it's one of my god show me show me oh my god

[02:39:15] Carl, show me, show me.

[02:39:17] Oh my God, there's a Carl compilation!

[02:39:19] Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl!

[02:39:23] Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl!

[02:39:29] Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl.

[02:39:33] Oh gosh, Carl's gonna be all right.

[02:39:35] Carl is here in this world.

[02:39:36] Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl.

[02:39:39] Looking at that deer, and that deer looking

[02:39:41] right back at Carl in that moment.

[02:39:42] Oh my God, that whole fucking shit

[02:39:44] the fucking deer dude.

[02:39:45] I'm sorry bro.

[02:39:48] What was up with the deer shit?

[02:39:51] There was so much deer, so much fucking deer bro.

[02:39:55] I'm just like, bruh.

[02:39:57] The fucking deer, I don't give a f*** about this

[02:40:00] fucking deer bro.

[02:40:05] Hey, unless it's Haruka, I care about Haruka the deer.

[02:40:14] Are you okay?

[02:40:16] Why are you so late?

[02:40:21] I'm gonna make a phone call.

[02:40:26] Wait, just a minute.

[02:40:30] I'm gonna make a phone call.

[02:40:32] I'm gonna make a phone call.

[02:40:37] I'm gonna make a phone call.

[02:40:42] Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl!

[02:40:46] Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl.

[02:40:56] Carl, gosh, ya'll, Carl's gonna be alright. Carl is here in this world. Carl. Carl. Carl.

[02:41:00] Carl. Looking at that deer and that deer looking right back at Carl in that moment,

[02:41:05] I feel like after a while, Carl just stops being a name. It's just like, what is Carl?

[02:41:21] Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl,

[02:41:31] Carl put him down.

[02:41:32] Carl!

[02:41:33] Carl!

[02:41:34] Carl!

[02:41:35] Where's the money?

[02:41:36] Carl!

[02:41:37] Everyone else!

[02:41:38] Carl!

[02:41:39] Carl!

[02:41:40] Carl!

[02:41:41] Carl!

[02:41:42] Carl!

[02:41:43] Carl, get a black kid.

[02:41:44] Carl, get the bag.

[02:41:45] Carl.

[02:41:46] Carl.

[02:41:47] Carl.

[02:41:48] Carl.

[02:41:49] Carl.

[02:41:50] Carl.

[02:41:51] Carl.

[02:41:52] Carl.

[02:41:53] Carl.

[02:41:54] Carl.

[02:41:55] Carl.

[02:41:56] Carl.

[02:41:57] Carl.

[02:41:58] He's gotten better about it, but he's getting better.

[02:41:59] That was when he was really fat.

[02:42:00] Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl

[02:43:00] Rick started happening. Carl, Carl, Carl. Carl. Carl? Carl won't make it. Carl? Carl? Carl? Carl? Carl's dead. Carl? Carl? Carl's dead. Carl pictured something better.

[02:43:17] Dear Carl. Dear Carl. You showed me the new Carl.

[02:43:26] Dear Carl, you showed me the new Carl.

[02:43:41] Carl, you showed me the new Carl.

[02:43:43] Oh, cool!

[02:43:45] You show me the blue coal wait coral dies yeah he does die he does die coal dies

[02:44:15] It's such a carl thing to do.

[02:44:29] Oh

[02:44:59] BAM!

[02:45:03] Classic Coral.

[02:45:04] Did you see Andrew Lincoln saying something like,

[02:45:07] why didn't they name him Steve?

[02:45:08] Oh yeah, I did.

[02:45:09] I did see that.

[02:45:10] He was like, why didn't they name him something else?

[02:45:14] Well, I'm sorry you can't pronounce Coral!

[02:45:16] Andrew Lincoln!

[02:45:23] Shit!

[02:45:29] I'm sorry Andrew, then, hold on.

[02:45:51] Oh my God.

[02:45:54] The Rotic R is hard for non-Americans.

[02:45:57] What does Rotik R mean?

[02:46:04] What does Rotik R mean?

[02:46:07] What does Rotik R mean?

[02:46:15] Guys, I got sent something really cool!

[02:46:25] Do you want to see it?

[02:46:35] Would you like to see it?

[02:46:44] Is it a noo-

[02:46:45] Is it a noo-

[02:46:49] Is it the new high guard up there?

[02:46:51] Hahaha

[02:46:53] Okay

[02:46:58] Guys, I got sent this really cool

[02:47:01] Plack

[02:47:03] from Tiltify presented to Iron Mouse

[02:47:05] for surpassing one million dollars

[02:47:07] raised for charity!

[02:47:10] Yay!

[02:47:12] Yay!

[02:47:15] Thank you so much Tiltify

[02:47:17] still the guy for sending this to me I can't wait to get my hands on this

[02:47:26] you for sending this to me thank you

[02:47:34] Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

[02:47:38] Thank you.

[02:47:40] Thank you, Berb.

[02:47:41] Can we eat it?

[02:47:42] No, you can't eat it.

[02:47:43] You cannot.

[02:47:47] You're not allowed to eat this.

[02:47:49] This is not for you.

[02:47:55] Number six, oh yeah, number six for 2025.

[02:47:58] I am number six on, what is it,

[02:48:01] top 30 creators or something?

[02:48:03] I hit number six, which it's crazy to think.

[02:48:12] That's crazy to think, number six on top 30.

[02:48:15] So thank you guys so much for making this possible

[02:48:17] and I can't wait to raise more money

[02:48:19] for the Immune Deficiency Foundation.

[02:48:24] Connor was number eight?

[02:48:25] Wait, what?

[02:48:28] I beat him at charity, yeah!

[02:48:30] I'm just kidding, it's not a race, it's not a competition, charity is charity, it's not

[02:48:47] a race, and it's not a competition, we will raise more money for charity this year, woo!

[02:48:59] We got some cool events coming up for that and I'm planning my auction, I'm planning

[02:49:04] my auction.

[02:49:05] I will be doing an auction sometime this year.

[02:49:08] It's not a competition, but you beat his ass.

[02:49:10] Yeah!

[02:49:11] Yeah!

[02:49:12] Yeah!

[02:49:13] Yeah!

[02:49:14] Yeah!

[02:49:15] Yeah!

[02:49:16] Yeah!

[02:49:17] Yeah!

[02:49:18] Yeah!

[02:49:19] Yeah!

[02:49:20] Yeah!

[02:49:21] Yeah!

[02:49:22] Yeah!

[02:49:23] Yeah!

[02:49:24] Yeah!

[02:49:25] Yeah!

[02:49:26] Yeah!

[02:49:27] wow, wow, wow, wow, wa wa, wa wee wee

[02:49:36] We're raising even more money for charity!

[02:49:57] Raise money for animal crossing updates. Geeks Plus announced Cyclothon 5 for this year they did?

[02:50:06] Where did they announce this?

[02:50:08] Did they really?

[02:50:10] Did they announce Cyclothon 5? Is that true? They have?

[02:50:15] Well, cats out of the bag. Cyclothon 5 is happening. Surprise!

[02:50:20] Woo!

[02:50:21] Let me, yeah, give me the link so I can see.

[02:50:23] I did not know that they announced it.

[02:50:25] Coral!

[02:50:40] Coral!

[02:50:43] It was semi-leaked.

[02:50:45] It was not leaked if it's an official article.

[02:50:48] Cyclathon 5 implementation overview period April 5th through the 19th organized and performed

[02:50:56] by CWA guest appearances Iron Maus Chris Broad and others very funny to assume that I'm

[02:51:03] appearing I'm just kidding I am appearing

[02:51:05] Connor hasn't shared a wall, maybe they shouldn't have made it a news headline article.

[02:51:21] Maybe they shouldn't have put it on the fricking news.

[02:51:25] Roots?

[02:51:27] Oh my god, they even posted the Roots?

[02:51:34] Well, that's gonna be interesting.

[02:51:44] That's gonna be interesting.

[02:51:45] They posted the fucking route.

[02:51:46] We're gonna get a lot of stream snipe powers.

[02:51:47] Oh my god, they put my name on here.

[02:51:48] Iron Mouse is a Puerto Rican VTuber and Twitch streamer currently active in the United

[02:51:49] States while aspiring to become a professional opera singer.

[02:51:50] She was...

[02:51:51] They put my name on here! Iron Mouse is a Puerto Rican VTuber and Twitch streamer currently active in the United States while aspiring to become a professional opera singer.

[02:51:59] She was...

[02:52:08] Iron Mouse!

[02:52:10] Chattel. No way she can sing? I can! What the fuck?

[02:52:31] Oh!

[02:52:34] Aluminium rodent.

[02:52:39] Of course you can't sing and voice act.

[02:52:41] That's true, I'm also voice acting.

[02:52:44] This creature can sing, I'm gonna kick your ass.

[02:52:48] I'll kick your ass so hard.

[02:52:53] I'm gonna friggin do a roundhouse kick on your head.

[02:52:55] He streams too, what the fuck?

[02:53:04] Can't wait for the game you've with come out.

[02:53:10] That's true, I'm in Bonnie Bear saves fron time.

[02:53:14] I am also in another game but I can't tell you what game it is, but when it comes out

[02:53:17] you'll know that it's me.

[02:53:21] You will know that it is me.

[02:53:33] It's Dark Souls 4.

[02:53:36] Oh yeah, we're gonna be playing Dark Souls 2 soon, I think, hopefully.

[02:53:41] If all goes well. If all goes according to plan.

[02:53:44] Any plans to be voicing more games? I would love to voicing more games. If I could, I would

[02:53:56] love to. Getting an early access? I hope I get early access. I would love to have early

[02:54:06] access so I can play sooner. I am a stuff doer now. I am doing stuff. I'm doing a lot

[02:54:17] of stuff. We're doing quite a bit of stuff. We're doing quite a bit of stuff. Quite a

[02:54:31] a bit of stuff are getting done the calm before the storm which is the rest of

[02:54:41] you oh my god bro what kind of game will be your dream to voice in I'm down to

[02:54:50] voice in any type of game but I do would love I would love to do like a song

[02:54:59] In like a souls game or in Final Fantasy or something, you know

[02:55:06] But I would love to be a voice in like oh my god, maybe that would be so cool

[02:55:13] Me gay

[02:55:18] Don't I star rail so many games

[02:55:22] Cookies! Yeah, Cookie Run Kingdom!

[02:55:26] You know, that's Haruka's dream. Haruka wants to be a cookie.

[02:55:30] Haruka has always told me she wants to be in Cookie Run Kingdom.

[02:55:34] She wants to be a cookie in Cookie Run Kingdom.

[02:55:37] I would love to do a song for Warframe. That would be really cool.

[02:55:47] I would love to voice an anime.

[02:55:50] This

[02:56:04] I would love to do a comment writer opening yes, I would love to do anything with comment writer

[02:56:12] Anything with comment writer yes

[02:56:14] Any day we'll call a writer.

[02:56:21] Epic Son and Bloodborne 2, Bloodborne 2.

[02:56:24] It's never gonna happen.

[02:56:26] Is Bloodborne ever gonna have Bloodborne 2 ever gonna have a no?

[02:56:30] Guys.

[02:56:32] Guys, come on.

[02:56:37] Let's just be honest with ourselves and stop deluding ourselves.

[02:56:43] Stop deluding ourselves, bro.

[02:56:46] Bloodborne is just never coming back.

[02:57:13] What about this song?

[02:57:26] Well, I'm gonna dig this damn song though.

[02:57:36] What?

[02:57:39] Mouse for Dispatch too? Hell yeah!

[02:57:51] You snagged my soap? YEAH! Thanks for getting my soap!

[02:57:56] me

[02:58:06] 2 for 5 and 3 for 10 so yeah

[02:58:11] do a flip, you do a flip first

[02:58:19] you do a flip first

[02:58:26] I'm glad you know what your name is

[02:58:28] I've shown you spicy food

[02:58:30] Remember me told you it's me

[02:58:32] Now she's celebrating

[02:58:33] I'm so happy to see her name right

[02:58:35] I want to hear her name right

[02:58:36] Whoa, it'll bring me flips

[02:58:40] You listen to metal covers of the

[02:58:42] of the game, of the songs?

[02:58:44] Yeah

[02:58:46] There's a lot of nice covers out there, huh?

[02:58:56] Exile Vincent, thank you so much for the 5 minutes of saying thank you, thank you, thank you, I appreciate it, I appreciate it

[02:59:08] Oh Dragon song is really nice, Dragon song is very very nice

[02:59:12] I have a couple songs that I like that are really, that I like a lot

[02:59:17] I like, I like, I like a lot, I like a lot, you know what I mean?

[02:59:33] I like a lot.

[02:59:41] I know what you mean.

[02:59:42] I love me too!

[02:59:43] Me too!

[02:59:44] Me too!

[02:59:45] Me too!

[02:59:46] Have you ever make out yes with your mom a

[02:59:55] Mouse version of close in the distance from end walker would be

[03:00:03] With your mom

[03:00:08] Kiss your mother

[03:00:10] Call her, you want me to call your mom, be right back.

[03:00:18] Cover your ears, you can't listen to this conversation.

[03:00:21] Did you take her out for dinner?

[03:00:23] No.

[03:00:24] She took me out for dinner.

[03:00:29] Have you ever played Infinity Niki?

[03:00:39] Once upon a time I did then the update happened then I stopped playing is it good again or

[03:00:49] no?

[03:00:50] Is it good again or no?

[03:00:57] It is?

[03:01:00] Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[03:01:05] Sailor Moon hair?

[03:01:08] Shit.

[03:01:11] It's pretty good.

[03:01:12] It is ludicrous.

[03:01:13] You can get a unicorn!

[03:01:15] Unicorn?

[03:01:16] I want a unicorn!

[03:01:18] Unicorn!

[03:01:28] Luda!

[03:01:29] I can't, I can't, why are you learning Luda?

[03:01:34] It's my chat. Luda?

[03:01:37] You can write on it?

[03:01:43] I'm like what?

[03:01:50] I'm like what?

[03:01:59] I'm like god damn it.

[03:02:01] Luna!

[03:02:02] What ever happened at ludicrous?

[03:02:06] What is he up to these days?

[03:02:09] What the fuck is he up to these days?

[03:02:11] What the fuck is he up to these days?

[03:02:13] Ludacris, 2026

[03:02:19] Wait, what the fuck is going on Tor?

[03:02:21] Oh

[03:02:31] Ludacris is a word?

[03:02:33] It is a word!

[03:02:35] What?

[03:02:37] Yeah? It's a word.

[03:02:43] You didn't know it was a word? It's okay. Sometimes I don't know things too.

[03:02:50] Lucas is a word. He is also a person.

[03:02:56] Isn't that a rapper? Yes.

[03:03:03] Wow, he's so famous they made a word after him.

[03:03:33] What is the name of the lore of Ludacris? I don't know why he named himself Ludacris.

[03:03:40] Why the fuck did he name himself Ludacris? Christopher Bryan Bridges.

[03:03:47] His name is Christopher Bryan.

[03:04:00] Why did he name himself Ludacris?

[03:04:03] Maybe Luda Chris?

[03:04:20] Cause it's a pun, TRUE!

[03:04:39] He produced a Broadway musical called How to Dance in Ohio?

[03:04:48] What?

[03:04:51] No way.

[03:04:57] How to Dance in Ohio is a musical that focuses on a group of autistic young people.

[03:05:08] of autistic young adults preparing to attend a spring formal dance organized by their counselor

[03:05:14] or Dr. Amigo while facing different challenges including ableism they experienced the joys

[03:05:19] of supporting one another.

[03:05:21] Woah.

[03:05:22] That's ludicrous.

[03:05:23] That sounds interesting.

[03:05:24] That's Ludacris.

[03:05:31] That sounds interesting.

[03:05:40] You started the Ludacris Foundation?

[03:05:51] He opened a restaurant called Chicken and Beer?

[03:06:05] How to dance in Ohio?

[03:06:12] What does it sound like?

[03:06:15] momentum.

[03:06:43] Wait, this is pretty.

[03:06:45] suddenly gave me the chance to find the guts to ask her to dance

[03:06:53] but the hardest part was to stop

[03:06:59] building momentum the very beginning

[03:07:02] building momentum the energy spinning

[03:07:06] moving with purpose and kicking of speed

[03:07:09] has taught me the one way to be the first step to succeed

[03:07:15] This building momentum

[03:07:20] I hear all more

[03:07:23] Let's throw a new dance tomorrow

[03:07:25] Let's use the center and we'll cater all our favorite food

[03:07:30] We'll clear the shares

[03:07:31] Wait, this is really pretty

[03:07:35] This is really fucking pretty, what the fuck?

[03:07:38] Damn ludicrous, what the fuck?

[03:07:41] Did he produce this shit?

[03:07:45] What the heck?

[03:07:57] The curtain's going up on a musical breaking new ground on Broadway, both for its characters

[03:08:08] and the actors who play them.

[03:08:10] Nice ball, you like my balls?

[03:08:12] Clinical psych...

[03:08:13] Wait, I want to see the actual production.

[03:08:15] I thought this was a production.

[03:08:17] Oh wait, here we are.

[03:08:20] But how to dance in Ohio isn't just about autistic people.

[03:08:27] All of the autistic characters are played by autistic actors.

[03:08:31] Oh, wow.

[03:08:31] I'll feed back from people saying,

[03:08:33] I don't think you're going to find the actors

[03:08:34] that you're looking for.

[03:08:35] You mean there aren't enough Broadway caliber

[03:08:37] people with autism?

[03:08:38] That's what they were implying.

[03:08:39] Right?

[03:08:40] Uh, excuse me.

[03:08:40] And it could have cost the show three times over.

[03:08:43] There's the saying, if you've met one Autistic-

[03:08:45] Excuse me?

[03:08:47] What do you mean?

[03:08:48] Autistic person, you have met one Autistic person.

[03:08:51] You are now meeting seven Autistic people.

[03:08:54] Yeah.

[03:08:56] Ashley Wohl, Emanuele Russell, and Liam Pierce are among them.

[03:09:00] I think you picked the perfect three people,

[03:09:02] because all three of us are so different.

[03:09:04] Very, very different, yeah.

[03:09:05] I was diagnosed to be on the spectrum when I was five.

[03:09:08] I was a junior in college, May of 2021.

[03:09:11] and I was really excited because I finally had a word for something that I think I knew

[03:09:15] about myself internally for a long time, but I didn't have the language for it.

[03:09:19] Today is the final day!

[03:09:23] Autism comes in a huge variety of forms.

[03:09:26] It's described as a spectrum for a reason.

[03:09:28] It's a great enemy of someone who's autistic is social anxiety and anxiety.

[03:09:34] And that comes from, I don't know what to expect, I don't know what I'm supposed

[03:09:36] to do, I don't know what to say.

[03:09:38] Moving forward, trying to keep moving forward

[03:09:42] I wanna know why that girl is a crutch is I wanna know what happened

[03:09:45] People like me are

[03:09:46] Right now I wanna watch this freaking show, god damn it

[03:09:49] This is all your fault, Caution

[03:09:51] BOOM

[03:09:54] Caution, this is all your fault

[03:09:58] Now I wanna watch this show, this is all your fault

[03:10:01] Oh because you said Luda in my chat

[03:10:03] Wait, that's really cool that he produced this show, what the fuck?

[03:10:29] punished cotton by making her do a song collab with...

[03:10:32] HAHAHAHA

[03:10:35] THAT'S IT!

[03:10:37] IT'S TIME!

[03:10:46] OH MY GOD!

[03:10:47] THE MUSICAL WAS PRODUCEED!

[03:10:50] BY PAULA ABDUL and LUDACRACE!

[03:10:56] WHAT?!

[03:10:59] What the f**k?

[03:11:06] Wow.

[03:11:10] Amazing.

[03:11:12] All I have to do is ludicrous.

[03:11:17] Alright, cotton's time to sing, let's go.

[03:11:20] Go.

[03:11:21] A ludicrous duel you might see.

[03:11:31] Now he had shows in different area codes.

[03:11:34] He did have different shows in different area codes.

[03:11:40] And hoes!

[03:11:46] You probably might be wondering, what the fuck are you talking about?

[03:12:46] you

[03:13:16] you

[03:13:46] you

[03:14:16] you

[03:14:46] you

[03:15:16] you

[03:15:46] you

[03:16:16] you

[03:16:46] you

[03:17:16] you

[03:17:46] you

[03:18:16] You mad at yourself bitch, what the fuck?

[03:18:26] Yeah, Flipmode, Flipmode's the greatest, this video is to give me nightmares.

[03:18:35] Yeah, it's the song The Sample Cycle.

[03:18:40] I love this song so much I like that one and I like I like to break your neck

[03:18:55] Two, this one was really good.

[03:18:57] Yeah.

[03:18:58] Breaking Neck was a good song.

[03:19:00] Check it out.

[03:19:01] See, the only thing you need to do right here is snog your fucking head.

[03:19:08] Yeah.

[03:19:09] Yeah.

[03:19:11] Break your fucking neck, bitches.

[03:19:13] Yeah.

[03:19:14] Yeah.

[03:19:15] Yeah.

[03:19:16] Here we go right now.

[03:19:18] Here we go right now.

[03:19:19] Here we go right now.

[03:19:21] That was a good one.

[03:19:22] There's a good one too.

[03:19:23] Cotton, this is all your fault, bro.

[03:19:24] I like this one!

[03:19:26] This one's good!

[03:19:32] This one's good too!

[03:19:38] Fine, this is all your fault, bruh.

[03:19:44] Oh my god, a Grinch song!

[03:19:48] The Grinch!

[03:19:54] I like I like like the Grinch rap

[03:20:08] There was a video stop oh my god

[03:20:17] Stop

[03:20:19] That's alright, but the Grinch has forever been tainted because of that guy.

[03:20:28] They added voice chat and Hytale?

[03:20:32] Stop.

[03:20:34] Okay, stop.

[03:20:38] Oh my god, that reminds me of Okay Stop.

[03:20:49] You should listen to Buster when he is in leaders of the new school before going solo.

[03:21:18] Now, I'll taste

[03:21:19] You meet the friendly fellow

[03:21:21] You must shake him by the hand

[03:21:23] Okay, stop

[03:21:25] I say stop there

[03:21:27] Me too

[03:21:28] Now, I'd like you to ask yourself this question

[03:21:31] Was that the right way to treat somebody?

[03:21:33] Or was it actually really hurtful and horrible?

[03:21:36] Now let's see how that should have come

[03:21:38] How dare you?

[03:21:40] And how dare you speak to me like that?

[03:21:42] I refuse to be disrespecting ever again

[03:21:46] I tried to destroy your reputation

[03:21:48] And I would like to apologize, I was being a bad friend and I'm ashamed of what I have done!

[03:21:53] You know what? There's nothing wrong with him, and there's nothing wrong with me!

[03:21:58] Have you ever felt like your friend is headed for heaven?

[03:22:01] And then I think it's an insane?

[03:22:04] What are you supposed to be?

[03:22:06] I'm Warren-

[03:22:06] It's Warren the Eagle! Oh wait, he's gonna introduce himself, hold on!

[03:22:09] And then I think it's an insane?

[03:22:12] What are you supposed to be?

[03:22:13] I'm Warren the Eagle! Fully qualified friendship expert!

[03:22:17] Yeah.

[03:22:18] Oh, why is it worse?

[03:22:20] I should make it clear from the outset that although I am no longer officially affiliated with the OKStop organization,

[03:22:25] I am still absolutely within my rights to continue to use their learning materials and branding, okay?

[03:22:31] Sorry, did you say eagle?

[03:22:33] Yeah. See?

[03:22:35] That's right, yeah. And some eagles means they just take a little bit longer to speak out,

[03:22:39] so when they do, they're going to be bigger and stronger than normal.

[03:22:42] Listen, we're kind of in the middle of something here due to this.

[03:22:45] Oh, I can see you're right in the middle of something, mate. A string of-

[03:22:48] AHHHHH!

[03:22:54] We're kind of in the middle of something here. Cute today.

[03:22:56] Oh, I can see you're right in the middle of something, mate. A string of vicious personal attacks.

[03:23:01] On someone you call a friend!

[03:23:03] Yeah! A string of vicious personal attacks on someone you call a friend!

[03:23:08] But we're a good friend, aren't we?

[03:23:10] Hold on. You said you couldn't remember the password.

[03:23:12] Really so even though I'm not technically affiliated with the okay stop organization

[03:23:16] You don't think I'd know when I saw a bad friendship

[03:23:19] He said I just deserved to die

[03:23:21] Here go

[03:23:24] The computer is like he's like some sort of freelancer

[03:23:27] He's like freelancers deserve to die

[03:23:29] What the fuck?

[03:23:38] Okay stop

[03:23:40] okay stop oh no I love that episode too so fun music right I don't have red eyes

[03:23:56] okay stop what the fuck my shit just died

[03:24:10] What do you think?

[03:24:17] Red eyes!

[03:24:19] Cat, you have red eyes.

[03:24:23] Do you have red eyes?

[03:24:25] Cat, I'm so confused. What should we play today?

[03:24:29] What should we do? What should we do?

[03:24:33] What should we do?

[03:24:45] Everything?

[03:24:50] P.

[03:24:52] and

[03:25:10] Okay, stop.

[03:25:17] Uh...

[03:25:24] Uh...

[03:25:47] I see somebody screaming Resident Evil.

[03:25:54] I only have two things in my brain, too!

[03:26:21] I don't know what you should do, but I can't get enough of Meow.

[03:26:24] Every time I listen to it, I feel compelled to listen again.

[03:26:27] It's so good.

[03:26:30] Thanks, bro.

[03:26:37] Thanks, bro. Thanks, bro.

[03:26:40] Thanks, bro. Thanks, meow.

[03:26:49] Thanks, bro.

[03:26:51] Thanks bro. Good song and I love all the visual references and friends.

[03:26:58] Thanks! I'm glad you like it. We have more music coming. I just got two Macs and Mixes.

[03:27:06] I got two Mixes from two different games, which I'm very excited.

[03:27:11] Oh my god, two different songs. I got two different song Mixes and I have two songs

[03:27:17] coming out soon so you know you know how it is you know you know if you know

[03:27:32] Well, yeah, no.

[03:27:33] Did you listen to them, did you like them?

[03:27:46] Did you like them, though?

[03:27:49] I'm glad you like them.

[03:27:53] There's so much music coming that I don't know what to do with myself, bro.

[03:27:59] uhhhh

[03:28:01] What is this?

[03:28:02] Oh my god, there's a Suggested Collabs tab?

[03:28:05] What the fuck?

[03:28:13] There's a Suggested Collabs tab on Twitch?

[03:28:17] It's Suggesting Who I Should Collab With.

[03:28:20] The first person says

[03:28:23] See, dog.

[03:28:24] He's playing Spay the Spire Toe, leave him alone!

[03:28:27] I am!

[03:28:29] Second person ludicrous.

[03:28:46] Uh.

[03:28:49] Okay, let's run a poll.

[03:28:52] What should we do?

[03:28:53] I put Resident Evil.

[03:28:54] Put the walking trade.

[03:29:09] I need to see Daddy Leon.

[03:29:15] I don't know if I should put anything else on here.

[03:29:18] The walking trade?

[03:29:19] Oh my God, guys.

[03:29:20] The walking trade is this new.

[03:29:24] The walking trade is this new sim game where you have a you have a shop in the middle of a zombie apocalypse

[03:29:30] And it's a bunch of like it's like a weapon shop an ammo shop

[03:29:34] Yeah, ammo shop.

[03:29:57] Cool shop!

[03:30:05] Oh, there's a badge for playing Pokopia on stream!

[03:30:09] You get a diddle badge?

[03:30:12] This badge is earned by subscribing or gifting a sub to a Pokémon Pokopia streamer during launch.

[03:30:21] Oh, Pokopia.

[03:30:27] that's why you should stream it put it on here but I don't think we're gonna play

[03:30:35] it

[03:30:44] one frame to the very paradox I'm gonna wait for the very paradox because I

[03:30:51] I may have something that I have to stream soon with Warframe maybe so hold your horses

[03:31:05] that something with Warframe might be coming so wait I have to wait I have to wait to keep

[03:31:16] I think I'm going to put these three games on here.

[03:31:34] I think I'm going to put these three games on here.

[03:31:42] scary game, uh, I'll put, I'll also put, uh, something, other scary game, other scary

[03:31:51] game, something else?

[03:31:54] Question mark?

[03:31:55] Oh no, but I already started playing Po-Copia.

[03:32:10] A resident evil, a walking strayed, a clopey, another scary gave one to something else,

[03:32:24] question mark.

[03:32:25] Ah, you didn't read the chat, you didn't read the poll, you didn't read it, don't go

[03:32:33] cry now.

[03:32:34] Uncle crying out you didn't read the poll.

[03:32:54] I thought Irons just had you switched to? Oh yeah. Um.

[03:32:58] She brought it in. Remember when I was like, hold on.

[03:33:02] I'll be right back she gave it back to me

[03:33:07] She gave it back to me you gave me back my she gave it back to me

[03:33:18] She gave it back to me and then she asked me if I could buy her a switch to end the game

[03:33:24] And I was like what the fuck why don't you why don't you buy yourself what the fuck?

[03:33:28] I feel like come on I have a switch but I don't have a switch to you can have seven bands

[03:33:38] absolutely not that's ludicrous she needs it for work

[03:33:57] got her addicted I thought you had two switch twos oh yeah I have a second one

[03:34:12] oh shit why did you make me say that we I was gonna I don't know what I was

[03:34:25] gonna do with that one I think it was gonna like auction her off or something

[03:34:55] I hate you guys so much I hate you guys so much I hate you guys so much I hate you

[03:35:12] guys so much I hate you guys so much she was watching I hate you guys so much

[03:35:25] god damn it

[03:35:28] Well, that was my fucking switch too.

[03:35:42] We didn't do any- THAT WAS YOU YOU SID IT!

[03:35:47] Well, that's no more- no more switch 2 for auction.

[03:35:54] Too bad chat.

[03:35:58] Just gave your switch to a way.

[03:36:13] Just buy another one for what? I'm gonna buy another one!

[03:36:20] Did a third switch for her? Stop!

[03:36:23] I'll have to fucking buy Pocopia for her.

[03:36:26] God damn it.

[03:36:28] She wants a fucking, she wants fucking Pocopia.

[03:36:40] The worthy cause.

[03:36:41] She's gonna have a fun time playing Pocopia.

[03:36:48] I thought you could share Pocopia?

[03:36:50] I'm not sharing my fricking game.

[03:36:54] Can't, but if you share it, you can't play it, right?

[03:36:57] Isn't that right? If you share it, you can't play it?

[03:37:02] Also, I'm not adding my sister on my fucking...

[03:37:06] Switch. You guys see my friends list?

[03:37:10] Absolutely not. I have to add her on my secret smurf...

[03:37:16] ...my secret account.

[03:37:18] Resident Evil! Evil! Evil!

[03:37:22] On my secret alt account.

[03:37:32] Have alts?

[03:37:36] Do I use them?

[03:37:37] No.

[03:37:38] Do I use them?

[03:37:42] No.

[03:37:43] I have a secret steam account too.

[03:37:46] But you didn't know that.

[03:37:50] I can't have myself appearing online with my family.

[03:37:58] Then somebody's like, whoa, Iron Mouse is playing with who?

[03:38:06] With who now?

[03:38:08] Who is that?

[03:38:16] Bro, I got I got secret I got alts for everything

[03:38:28] But I feel like one day I'm just not gonna give a fuck I

[03:38:32] Feel like one day. I'm just not gonna give a fuck and I'm just gonna use my normal account

[03:38:35] I'm just like I don't go fuck

[03:38:38] Okay

[03:38:40] but then but then my family members how are they gonna explain to them so people in their

[03:38:52] lives well I'm playing with some fucking small vtuber there

[03:39:11] I didn't like in 10 years nobody will know who I am anyway so it doesn't matter

[03:39:15] in 10 years no one will know no one will know who I am in 10 years so it

[03:39:20] I think like in like, I think even less, I think in like five years no one will know who I am.

[03:39:26] So it'll be fine.

[03:39:28] We safe.

[03:39:30] We safe, bruv.

[03:39:33] According to my paid chat, Satan is still looking pretty good.

[03:39:41] We'll be fine, bruv.

[03:39:47] We'll be fine, bruv.

[03:39:50] All that the Streisand effect. What?

[03:39:55] Like, oh! In three years I'm like, oh yeah, who's that fucking Vtuber?

[03:40:02] Whatever the fuck her name was. Who's her fucking name?

[03:40:06] Fucking, that fucking Vtuber? Whatever.

[03:40:20] He's don't talk bad about my Oshie.

[03:40:48] WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

[03:41:00] HAHAHAHA

[03:41:06] Reminds us again how long you been streaming 8 years going on

[03:41:11] 8 years going on

[03:41:43] There's no going on, going on on this. There's going on on this.

[03:41:53] Oh, happy day.

[03:42:08] Mouse will be in the mouth rush more once I've eaten. No, I wouldn't.

[03:42:11] wouldn't? No, I wouldn't. What do you mean? No, absolutely not.

[03:42:21] Okie, stop Iron Louse. With all the music coming out, people will remember I proof for

[03:42:25] a looong time and we wouldn't have it any other way.

[03:42:30] Okay, stop!

[03:42:37] She's already there!

[03:42:38] Ha ha ha!

[03:42:51] Mouse Rushmore!

[03:42:53] Pfft!

[03:42:55] What the fuck?

[03:42:57] Guys, what are you talking about?

[03:43:00] What are you saying?

[03:43:05] The name of Mouse shall be written in stone on the streaming hall of fame, all hail the

[03:43:09] Demon Queen!

[03:43:12] What the fuck?

[03:43:24] No one will know who I am, says the person that just made a deal to become a marketable

[03:43:28] plush and doves soon to be in stores across the nation.

[03:43:58] I need more mouse plush. There is mouse plush coming but it's not yet. It's soon though.

[03:44:16] I have like a sample plush in my house. I have a sample plush in my house and she's

[03:44:26] She looks pretty good!

[03:44:29] She looks pretty good, she's pretty cute and I think people will like her so

[03:44:32] I can't wait till she comes out!

[03:44:38] Guys!

[03:44:45] I have a...

[03:44:48] I was playing with my...

[03:44:50] With my cats yesterday

[03:44:56] Honour is bad at cats, it's terrible at cats, it's terrible at cats, it's terrible at cats.

[03:45:23] So here we go. I want you to meet one of my magical cats. I'm sad because this cat had

[03:45:33] to die. I'm kinda sad that-

[03:45:36] B-Tuber went to Congress one like seven awards, broke multiple all time records. I mean I'm

[03:45:41] just saying bro.

[03:45:42] Yeah but like that's over now. I'm the repire.

[03:45:50] This is my cat, Guga.

[03:45:52] This is my cat, Guga.

[03:46:02] Rest in peace, Guga.

[03:46:07] Rest in peace, Guga.

[03:46:11] Guga had to die.

[03:46:12] Guga got...

[03:46:13] Guga...

[03:46:14] Guga went out.

[03:46:15] Guga stacked.

[03:46:16] Had to get rid of Guga, bro.

[03:46:17] I had to get rid of Guga bro, poor Guga Guga, Guga, Guga was strong but Guga, Guga had

[03:46:29] to go away but I showed a picture of Guga to Giga I was like my little Guga and Giga

[03:46:38] It was like, my son.

[03:46:41] We don't know what Guga was.

[03:46:47] Guga is question mark.

[03:46:50] But now Guga's in heaven now.

[03:46:53] I sold Guga away.

[03:46:59] And Guga had the cutest little meow.

[03:47:08] I'm so confused. What do you mean? How can you make up views about Guga? It's Guga!

[03:47:19] Guga was my cleric. Guga healed many, many hearts, many souls, many minds.

[03:47:27] Does Iron Mouse like ramen noodles?

[03:47:33] I enjoy noodles, too, but I also enjoy peeing, so I'm gonna go take a pee really quick.

[03:47:42] It couldn't hear itself.

[03:47:43] God damn it!

[03:47:44] Stop hating on Guga!

[03:47:45] I'm being a go-go!

[03:47:47] I'll be right back!

[03:49:15] Let's go.

[03:49:43] back. Did you wash your hands? Yeah, I did. Did you say you love Guga? Why are you lying?

[03:50:01] I'm not lying, I washed my hands!

[03:50:05] I did!

[03:50:09] I ended up not peeing.

[03:50:13] But I did wash my hands because I touched the toilet.

[03:50:15] And when I sat down on the toilet, I was like,

[03:50:17] I don't need to pee.

[03:50:31] That was a false alarm.

[03:50:38] That was a false alarm.

[03:50:40] Prove it.

[03:50:41] What the fuck?

[03:50:43] Your mom.

[03:50:47] Baited by Blador.

[03:50:51] Well, what can I say?

[03:51:00] I hate it when I touch the toilet.

[03:51:02] I touch the toilet, oh shit, I touch the toilet.

[03:51:04] I need to wash my hand.

[03:51:07] I wash my hands.

[03:51:10] I have, I have, oh, let me put Google away.

[03:51:13] Goodbye, Google.

[03:51:15] I have like, okay, so,

[03:51:19] I've been using Giga soap to shower in the morning

[03:51:22] and then at night time I've been using Lofi Lavender.

[03:51:24] I haven't got my soap yet, but I plan on changing

[03:51:27] And when I get my soap, I'm going to use my soap at night time and Giga soap in the morning.

[03:51:33] So Giga's my morning soap and my soap will be my soap at night time.

[03:51:44] So when I want to take a shower in the morning, I use the morning soap.

[03:51:47] And when I want to take a shower at night time, I use my night time soap.

[03:51:57] I've been using Lofi Lavender for night time, two showers.

[03:52:07] I'm not all the time.

[03:52:09] I don't really take two showers if I like walk.

[03:52:16] I was going to say if I work out, but it's not like a workout.

[03:52:19] I'm just walking.

[03:52:21] I'm just walking.

[03:52:24] But typically I'll just take one shower but sometimes I want to take it in the morning and sometimes I want to take it in the night time because I don't want to, you know what I mean?

[03:52:32] But sometimes I'll take it in the morning or sometimes I'll take it in the night.

[03:52:37] Sometimes I do two. Sometimes I do one.

[03:52:41] I guess it's a workout. Guys when I work out, I don't know I just feel weird saying oh yeah when I work out.

[03:52:49] But I guess it's true. I guess when I work out.

[03:52:54] And I do my workout, but I do my workout.

[03:53:07] Yeah.

[03:53:08] Before I play Resident Evil, for your sake, it's America.

[03:53:18] She's a walker.

[03:53:19] GERK!

[03:53:23] The lifting switch tool is a workout for you goddammit!

[03:53:28] What the fuck?

[03:53:29] That's so messed up bro.

[03:53:32] How could you say that shit to me?

[03:53:43] Are they wrong?

[03:53:44] I swear to god!

[03:53:49] Are they wrong though? God damn it.

[03:53:53] You're so fucking...

[03:53:57] I will fucking...

[03:54:01] What were you gonna say? I don't even remember

[03:54:05] what I was gonna say. You let you, you destroyed my train! Oh, I'm gonna take

[03:54:09] my medicine. Destroyed my train of thoughts.

[03:54:13] It's today still Thursday.

[03:54:30] Not for long!

[03:54:31] Oh shit, where's my phone?

[03:54:32] Oh here it is.

[03:54:33] Oh shit, where's my phone? Oh here it is.

[03:54:53] Have you tried streaming a Wii Fit game? I wanna stream, I wanna do the uh, the...

[03:54:59] The Ring Fit game sometime this year. I want to stream the Ring Fit game sometime this year. I think that will be really fun.

[03:55:17] I think that will be a lot of fun.

[03:55:20] Is it surprisingly tough? Yeah, I definitely want to do it.

[03:55:29] You gotta stream DDR someday.

[03:55:32] I want to get a DDR machine, so I want to get...

[03:55:45] I want to get a DDR machine.

[03:55:49] Okay.

[03:55:51] Okay.

[03:55:52] I will be, I will be, it's like on one of my list of things to buy because I really want

[03:56:02] to get a DDR machine.

[03:56:04] Like I told you guys, I want to get an air hockey table and I want to get a DDR machine.

[03:56:21] I just don't know which one to get.

[03:56:24] Or like, or if I should even get, like...

[03:56:28] Should it be DDR?

[03:56:33] I think stepmania would be too much for me.

[03:56:39] We're getting all those bills, but I can't, I can't fucking...

[03:56:43] I can't of, I, I can't fit all of them.

[03:56:47] I think I wouldn't...

[03:56:48] I don't want to take over my whole house, bro, like, I feel like step-many is too much.

[03:57:06] Why are you still lying?

[03:57:07] What do you mean?

[03:57:08] Why am I still lying?

[03:57:13] I'm already using a room look I have a guest room I'm using a room for like the gym

[03:57:28] I'm converting another room for like an office type thing and a guest room office streaming

[03:57:37] room slash guest room okay and I'm like where am I gonna fit this thing where the

[03:57:43] fuck am I gonna fit this thing then I'm my parents room

[03:57:50] Oh, it's like, what the fuck am I gonna put this?

[03:58:08] Do you use models on your business meetings?

[03:58:11] No.

[03:58:12] What the fuck?

[03:58:14] No.

[03:58:15] Uh, that's weird.

[03:58:19] Begin construction of the mouse tower built upwards.

[03:58:48] Yeah, I use just voice, but most of my team already knows what I look like, so if not everybody

[03:59:00] from my team already knows what I look like.

[03:59:11] If not everybody from my team already knows, but most of my team already knows what I look

[03:59:15] like I've never seen you before who are you

[03:59:27] Shut up! You have seen me! You've seen me!

[03:59:32] You've seen me!

[03:59:35] Go lie!

[03:59:44] Go lie!

[03:59:50] What about, uh...

[03:59:52] I'm trying to think.

[03:59:54] Wait, I think, Val, you've never seen me.

[03:59:57] You've never seen me. You don't want to. I look hideous.

[04:00:13] Not true.

[04:00:18] I have pictures of me on my other computer. I don't have any pictures of me on this computer.

[04:00:27] Take that back now, eat my balls.

[04:00:46] Eat my balls, bro.

[04:00:54] Bro, I'm looking at pictures of myself out of this shit.

[04:00:57] My hair is always messy.

[04:01:09] My hair is always messy, bro.

[04:01:20] I always have problems with my hair.

[04:01:24] My hair's on a point till right now cause it's always like messy as fuck.

[04:01:27] That Latino hair, bro, I'm telling you!

[04:01:54] They invented a brush.

[04:02:01] They invented a brush.

[04:02:08] Fuck you!

[04:02:15] I can brush it!

[04:02:22] I can brush.

[04:02:37] I can brush.

[04:02:38] You're my pain!

[04:02:40] You're my pain!

[04:02:42] You're my pain!

[04:02:44] You're my pain!

[04:02:46] You're my pain!

[04:02:48] Shut up! You're my pain!

[04:02:50] Guys, you want to watch some Daily Dose?

[04:02:52] You're my pain!

[04:02:54] You're my pain!

[04:02:56] Fuck you! You're my pain!

[04:02:58] Fuck you!

[04:03:00] And then play Resident Evil?

[04:03:02] Fuck you! You're my pain!

[04:03:04] I just realized there's like

[04:03:06] realize there's like three daily doses. I'm not bald bro. Oh it's the dumbest

[04:03:14] drivers ever parteeew. I'll watch that and then we'll play Resident Evil. These

[04:03:20] are the... My favorite, the dumbest drivers parteeew.

[04:03:27] The Dummy's Drivers!

[04:03:34] Dummy's Drivers Ever!

[04:03:36] That's me! I'm there!

[04:03:38] This delivery driver realized that he made a wrong turn.

[04:03:44] AHHHHH!

[04:03:53] HOLY SHIT!

[04:04:03] Oh my god! Ain't no fucking way- like how does that happen?

[04:04:09] Turn.

[04:04:20] How does this happen?

[04:04:23] How does this happen?

[04:04:45] Oh my god!

[04:04:47] Mr. Drogger driver realized that he made a wrong turn.

[04:04:50] Well, they like speeding down a highway?

[04:05:00] Holy shit, what the fuck?

[04:05:08] What the fuck, bro?

[04:05:12] What the fuck?

[04:05:14] At what point do you say, you know, I think it's time to get

[04:05:18] Either this fake shirt or get in a car or like, when, like, at what point do you say

[04:05:25] I think we need to like

[04:05:27] I think we need a new vehicle

[04:05:32] Because that's not safe

[04:05:33] That's not safe

[04:05:34] What the f**k are all these trucks, man?

[04:05:38] What the f**k are all these trucks, man? What a f**king truck, damn, like

[04:05:42] This driver didn't realize

[04:05:43] Why would that happen?

[04:05:44] Maybe they're like, they're pushing the car home.

[04:05:52] This driver didn't realize that they went through a red light.

[04:06:05] I mean...

[04:06:06] Is that they went through a red light?

[04:06:07] Or they not?

[04:06:14] Holy shit, our nails are so long!

[04:06:19] Oh my god, our nails are so long!

[04:06:27] Roll your window down.

[04:06:31] You know your bumper's hanging off the back of your car, right?

[04:06:35] Oh, okay, sorry.

[04:06:37] Really crazy.

[04:06:40] What the f-

[04:06:42] This might be the fastest car wash ever.

[04:06:47] And she just roll around like that like...

[04:06:51] Hello?

[04:06:53] This might be the fastest car wash ever.

[04:07:02] Oh my god.

[04:07:07] Why?

[04:07:10] Oh yeah, I'm doing donuts!

[04:07:12] Yeah, doing donuts.

[04:07:15] Doing donuts, donuts.

[04:07:22] Doing donuts.

[04:07:30] They were talking about how they just installed a new speed detector.

[04:07:42] When this happened

[04:08:09] This guy got pulled over for speeding

[04:08:11] and had a really interesting excuse.

[04:08:13] Why are you going so fast?

[04:08:17] I have an appointment with my barber.

[04:08:20] You have an appointment with your barber?

[04:08:22] A new scarf.

[04:08:23] A new Samurna.

[04:08:24] So, you know, the car's got a culture.

[04:08:26] So you go 107 miles an hour.

[04:08:28] You have an appointment with your barber?

[04:08:30] Putting other people's lives at danger.

[04:08:33] Now you get to go to jail for the night.

[04:08:35] Why did he just say I really need to take a shit?

[04:08:37] You're going to drive away in a parking boot.

[04:08:41] Oh my god...

[04:08:51] These politicians were in a meeting about passing a law to ban video calls while driving, and

[04:08:55] this one guy was doing exactly that.

[04:08:58] Oh my god he has a fake background on PLEUGH!

[04:09:03] He has a fucking fake background on PLEUGH!

[04:09:06] What the fuck man?

[04:09:09] Why?

[04:09:10] Who do we have with him?

[04:09:11] Uh, President Zimper, my name is Jay Easterling.

[04:09:13] I'm the CFO for the Attorney General's office.

[04:09:16] Thanks for being here.

[04:09:17] Who the fuck is he?

[04:09:18] I'm gonna be under the traffic by driving in the shoulder.

[04:09:26] Why would you do that?

[04:09:28] You idiot.

[04:09:30] So stupid.

[04:09:31] That's what you get, bro.

[04:09:32] And now you're stuck, dummy.

[04:09:39] Even I know what I have to do with that.

[04:09:47] Oh!

[04:09:48] I don't think cars are supposed to drive like this.

[04:09:52] Uh oh.

[04:09:53] What the fuck?

[04:09:54] It's like...

[04:09:55] What the fuck? It's like...

[04:09:58] The person didn't know it was a roundabout and not a four-way intersection.

[04:10:09] Didn't know it was a roundabout and not a four-way intersection.

[04:10:12] Oh noooor!

[04:10:18] Oh no!

[04:10:20] Sometimes I'm just like, I just don't know...

[04:10:25] I just don't know what people are thinking man.

[04:10:30] You gotta be careful, they don't get the f***ing sign.

[04:10:36] Oh no.

[04:10:40] Oh my god, barely made it.

[04:10:44] So this was not a very good idea.

[04:10:47] No, you're so dumb, what are you doing?

[04:10:51] Oh, my God.

[04:10:52] No, no!

[04:10:53] What are you doing?

[04:10:55] Oh, my God.

[04:10:57] No!

[04:10:58] I'm recording, I'm literally recording.

[04:11:02] This dummy, bro.

[04:11:05] So, how did something like this even happen?

[04:11:18] I think this guy was trying to tow his boat.

[04:11:23] Uh-oh.

[04:11:26] The government in Mexico installed a new speed bump because people were going too fast on his road.

[04:11:31] Oh.

[04:11:36] Oh my god!

[04:11:38] They tried to-

[04:11:39] Fucking idiot!

[04:11:44] They tried towing this trailer house without wheels.

[04:11:47] Uh-oh.

[04:11:51] What are you thinking? What? I'm really not sure how this person is still driving this car.

[04:11:58] How can you see?

[04:12:01] How can you see?

[04:12:05] Ain't no way. How?

[04:12:09] How? I have this thing floating here. This driver can't figure out how to exit this parking spot.

[04:12:17] Uh-oh, that's me. That's me every time.

[04:12:25] This was absolute perfect timing after this guy ran a red light.

[04:12:37] Yeah, that's what you get. That's what you get.

[04:12:42] Yes!

[04:12:43] He was super confident that his truck could handle the weight.

[04:12:47] No!

[04:12:49] Don't do it!

[04:12:51] Don't do it!

[04:12:54] What the frick is going on?

[04:12:58] Um...

[04:13:00] Your tire is on fire, sir!

[04:13:03] This might be the worst U-turn of all time.

[04:13:09] What the fuck?

[04:13:12] Oh

[04:13:19] Brother what why sir

[04:13:26] Don't hop on the car. Oh, oh my god. That's a boy. Believe it or not

[04:13:32] Over and was found to be not drunk

[04:13:37] Why would you do this?

[04:13:42] What the fuck?

[04:13:50] Uh.

[04:13:52] Oh!

[04:13:53] What the fuck?!

[04:13:56] Excuse me!

[04:13:58] OH!

[04:14:02] OH!

[04:14:03] What the fuck?!

[04:14:04] Excuse me?!

[04:14:13] Oh my god!

[04:14:16] Holy shit!

[04:14:22] He took the line with him!

[04:14:28] It's a delight with him!

[04:14:37] Dude, your soda's on your car!

[04:14:40] Your soda's on your car!

[04:14:45] Soda's on your car!

[04:14:58] What? That's me! That's me!

[04:15:08] The red light and a nice little curve!

[04:15:15] I think I'm more on!

[04:15:18] Oh, I gotta go to the peak!

[04:15:19] Oh no! NOOOOOOO!

[04:15:23] What the fuck they're dragging a barricade down the street!

[04:15:33] Oh my god there's a house!

[04:15:40] He ordered two cement trucks to show up to his house.

[04:15:53] and they both kind of failed.

[04:16:05] Oh no! Not both of them!

[04:16:09] This guy was nice enough to help him get out of the water.

[04:16:14] That's very nice of them.

[04:16:23] A driver in Florida broke through a barrier and flew over the bridge just as it started to go up.

[04:16:32] Huh!

[04:16:36] AHHHHHHH!

[04:16:42] What idiot.

[04:16:45] You can't fit in there.

[04:16:47] You can't fit in there!

[04:16:49] Sir!

[04:16:51] Sir!

[04:16:52] Please what are you doing sir? This truck was too heavy and couldn't make it up the hill

[04:17:18] This has to be

[04:17:22] This has to be one of the weirdest road-ranger sounds ever.

[04:17:52] What is going on bro?

[04:18:00] I can't believe I even read a great story bro, what the fuck is this?

[04:18:06] What's wrong with people bro?

[04:18:08] Bro, what the fuck is wrong with people?

[04:18:10] How does this even happen?

[04:18:22] What the fuck?

[04:18:24] I'm sorry!

[04:18:26] Like...

[04:18:28] Hello?

[04:18:30] What the fuck?

[04:18:32] Guys!

[04:18:34] I was...

[04:18:36] I...

[04:18:38] I don't even know what to say bro.

[04:18:40] For some reason this guy was driving with his leg out of the car.

[04:18:42] I'm sorry.

[04:18:44] I'm sorry.

[04:18:46] I'm sorry.

[04:18:48] I'm sorry.

[04:18:50] out of the car.

[04:18:52] Oh, why was she open the door, Bo?

[04:18:56] Oh, why is this...

[04:18:58] Why is this leg hanging outside?

[04:19:00] Because you didn't think that this truck was going to make it.

[04:19:04] Why is this leg hanging outside?

[04:19:10] Huh?

[04:19:20] This cop parked their car right on top of these shopping pillars and didn't realize

[04:19:27] that they would eventually rise up.

[04:19:30] Oh my god, that's hilarious.

[04:19:32] He ate babies.

[04:19:34] He ate...

[04:19:36] They didn't know.

[04:19:38] They didn't know.

[04:19:40] What the fuck?

[04:19:42] What?

[04:19:44] This group of car...

[04:19:46] Oh!

[04:19:48] Oh, then...

[04:19:50] Oh my god!

[04:19:52] Was that like fire?

[04:19:54] This group of cars saw this drunk driver driving around.

[04:19:57] He got out for a break, and when he got back in to try and drive away,

[04:20:01] all the other cars created a bear case that he couldn't move.

[04:20:05] Very good.

[04:20:07] Teamwork!

[04:20:09] Teamwork!

[04:20:10] The police then showed up a few minutes later and made an arrest.

[04:20:13] This police officer would forcibly stop this driver who fell asleep while driving.

[04:20:18] This person is either completely asleep or passed out.

[04:20:24] I want to know the story she tried super hard to get into this parking

[04:20:40] spot as a as a person parking in America

[04:20:53] I would try to parallel park if I couldn't do it I just wouldn't do it

[04:20:58] The guy needed to tell a car in reverse.

[04:21:01] Eh?

[04:21:03] Fushly!

[04:21:08] I was caught in a thing!

[04:21:11] I was caught in a thing!

[04:21:14] A student driver somehow crashed into this driving school building,

[04:21:17] so they probably won't be getting their license any time soon.

[04:21:20] I think they failed their class.

[04:21:25] Oops.

[04:21:28] This impatient driver thought that this guy was going to slow.

[04:21:35] A van drove through a video game store, but luckily no one was hurt, they were trying

[04:22:00] Trinity Tricks and a tiny car.

[04:22:03] Not a game store.

[04:22:06] It's on it!

[04:22:08] Ah!

[04:22:09] These people had no idea that their car was on fire.

[04:22:12] Their car is gonna blow up.

[04:22:15] Notify them.

[04:22:17] They did this news warning about driving in the beach.

[04:22:20] This is a four by four only beach.

[04:22:22] He ain't gonna get far.

[04:22:24] Are you dumb?

[04:22:26] Get you out if you get stuck

[04:22:30] Are you stupid?

[04:22:31] I wouldn't do it

[04:22:32] Why would you do this?

[04:22:34] Well, well, well

[04:22:38] I guess you never know who you might cut off

[04:22:41] Idiot

[04:22:45] Police! I know it!

[04:22:47] The person in this car got hit by a truck and the truck driver didn't even notice.

[04:22:56] It took about a minute, but the truck driver did eventually slow down.

[04:23:11] This truck driver had no idea he was hitting every single traffic cone.

[04:23:21] Sir, the traffic cones!

[04:23:25] Oh no, the door!

[04:23:35] Oh my god!

[04:23:41] Oh my-

[04:23:43] Just wrap that-

[04:23:45] What the fuck-

[04:23:46] The driver broke down the road

[04:23:47] What's with all the people?

[04:23:48] And they're turning on their hazard lights

[04:23:59] What the heck?

[04:24:00] I didn't even see the fucking car

[04:24:03] Bro, I didn't see the fucking car

[04:24:07] Holy shit

[04:24:09] What the heck?

[04:24:11] That's our mattress.

[04:24:12] Uh, the mattress?

[04:24:13] Uh...

[04:24:14] This police officer was caught watching TV while driving.

[04:24:19] What?

[04:24:23] Son of a bitch, what the fuck?

[04:24:27] He's watching the baseball game!

[04:24:37] Uh-oh.

[04:24:38] Both of these cars were too stubborn to move, so they both decided to share it.

[04:24:43] What the fuck?

[04:24:47] So I guess they didn't do any measuring when it came to moving this house.

[04:24:50] Oh no.

[04:25:02] Like, do people do this often? Do people just move their house to another location?

[04:25:06] Is that a normal thing to do so this is pretty dumb this driver caught this other driver that was trying to tow a car with the chain

[04:25:32] This guy merged in a little bit too early

[04:25:36] Oh my god.

[04:25:38] Eww.

[04:25:42] You could have...

[04:25:44] You could have waited!

[04:25:54] What the fuck?!

[04:25:58] There's driver disorder.

[04:26:00] It's yours.

[04:26:06] What in the world?

[04:26:10] This can't be real, it has to be a bee.

[04:26:16] Whoa, oh.

[04:26:20] Uh, it's very snowy.

[04:26:26] Oh my god, why?

[04:26:49] He turned out to see the tree that fell on this perfectly straight road.

[04:27:00] How did you not see that?

[04:27:02] Sir?

[04:27:03] These guys try to crush a soda can with their car.

[04:27:12] This guy here, he needed to make a U-turn.

[04:27:17] Idiot.

[04:27:19] Whoa what the fuck!

[04:27:22] This giant sinkhole randomly opened up in Russia.

[04:27:25] It's falling apart, he's still going.

[04:27:27] Russia sinkhole.

[04:27:30] Oh, fuck, I'm going to turn around.

[04:27:34] Oh no, the wheel.

[04:27:42] That's not how you put on a tire.

[04:27:46] Oh no.

[04:27:49] yeah man oh no now he's stuck on the thing no

[04:27:57] the dash driver got lost and somehow managed to drive onto an airport runway

[04:28:02] oh the driver was safely escorted off and was arrested for the mistake

[04:28:19] This driver missed a bit and decided to just stop in the middle of traffic.

[04:28:43] This has to be the worst parallel parker of all time.

[04:28:50] Don't ask Pogandomi.

[04:28:52] Okay, like I'm not that bad.

[04:28:57] I'm not that bad bro.

[04:28:59] That car is so small.

[04:29:01] The bus driver refused to let some wet concrete slow down the route.

[04:29:04] No!

[04:29:05] Not the wet concrete!

[04:29:11] bro

[04:29:25] I thought they killed that guy

[04:29:35] I'm sorry

[04:29:41] What is this?

[04:29:43] What is happening?

[04:29:48] Like at what point do you say I think it's time to stop?

[04:29:51] In sideways, in your own garage, the save space seems like a big brain move.

[04:29:55] What? Are you dumb?

[04:30:01] How'd you even get it in there?

[04:30:11] Brother, what?

[04:30:21] Oh my god!

[04:30:25] No! The gas pump!

[04:30:30] This probably isn't the greatest idea.

[04:30:34] Bro, I was like...

[04:30:35] I pumped gas one time, and that was like...

[04:30:38] So, I guess we're gonna floor that.

[04:30:39] I kept worrying about this. One time I pumped gas one time and I was afraid that I was going to drive off with a pump and I double-triple checked the pump and I'm like...

[04:30:53] And then the gas person was like, are you okay? And I'm like, I'm okay, I'm just... I was like really nervous.

[04:31:02] You think I was taking a test in school pumping gas?

[04:31:05] This probably isn't the greatest idea.

[04:31:09] So I guess Orlando, Florida is pretty crazy after sunset in downtown Orlando

[04:31:19] What's the move guys

[04:31:29] This driver was taking up both lanes and refused to let anyone go by

[04:31:39] Why are you an asshole?

[04:31:44] Ow.

[04:31:46] Oh, your tire fell off.

[04:31:51] Pull over.

[04:31:52] You don't have a tire on your rim.

[04:31:54] What do you mean?

[04:31:55] What do you mean, girl?

[04:31:56] Hello?

[04:31:57] You don't have a tire on your rim.

[04:32:00] Oh, your tire fell off.

[04:32:05] Oh your tire fell off. Pull over you don't have a tire on your rim.

[04:32:12] I can't believe she's drunk.

[04:32:15] She was doing like a crazy guy.

[04:32:16] Oh boy! What do you mean?

[04:32:19] It was a crazy guy that had some road rage.

[04:32:24] Oh no.

[04:32:29] They try to fit this giant beanbag into their car.

[04:32:56] This person tried to escape from a hit and run, but they probably won't get very far.

[04:33:07] She was on her way inside when a sudden wind blew up her dress, which distracted his driver,

[04:33:12] and he ended up crashing his car.

[04:33:21] This car went through a red light and f***ed up crashing his car.

[04:33:28] Did you think it was honest with the cop?

[04:33:34] And he probably just told the cop, you know, I was looking up her skirt.

[04:33:42] This car went through a red light at one of the worst times possible.

[04:33:57] These guys were drifting their cars and were unaware that they were right next to an undercover

[04:34:01] police car.

[04:34:17] Some guy thought it would be possible to run away from the police while also bringing

[04:34:21] his trailer home with him.

[04:34:42] This car refuses to stop for these construction workers.

[04:35:01] This truck that was carrying gas had sparks flying in it.

[04:35:10] What is the end of this video? Are we hoping, drug?

[04:35:12] What?

[04:35:13] I think it's a game.

[04:35:14] There's another one.

[04:35:17] Guys, you know I have to watch another one.

[04:35:20] I can't just watch one.

[04:35:21] Hello everyone, this is your daily dose of air.

[04:35:23] There's two more.

[04:35:24] There's this one and there's one more.

[04:35:26] Wait, what the fuck?

[04:35:31] Oh, there's a snow.

[04:35:33] Whoa.

[04:35:34] Oh my God.

[04:35:36] I got a video.

[04:35:37] Oh my god! Oh my god!

[04:35:39] What the fuck is this? Where did the truck go?

[04:35:42] Oh my god! Oh my god!

[04:35:44] What the heck?

[04:35:46] It is awesome! I just got a new Christmas!

[04:35:49] One!

[04:35:51] Ah! Ah! Is that the end of it?

[04:35:54] Here you can...

[04:35:56] Yep.

[04:35:57] This guy...

[04:35:58] Oh my god! Oh my god!

[04:36:00] It is awesome! I just got a new Christmas!

[04:36:04] One!

[04:36:06] Oh, is that the end of it?

[04:36:09] I love the law say is that the end of it?

[04:36:14] Did you do it? Did you do the popping?

[04:36:17] Oh, is that the end of it?

[04:36:21] Hey, you can-

[04:36:23] Yep.

[04:36:24] This guy is out of his mind to work by himself.

[04:36:36] What the fuck?

[04:36:40] What is happening?

[04:36:50] I know this is probably a bait but it's so funny.

[04:37:02] Wait what?

[04:37:06] He's so cute!

[04:37:22] Is it the water or did he not think the water was going to go in there?

[04:37:48] I'm trying to figure out what we got to do to get me off this thing Caleb please stop

[04:38:06] saying we mommy is having an anxiety attack I'm trying to figure out what we got to

[04:38:13] WEEEEEEEEEEE!

[04:38:15] Hey Caleb, please stop saying wee! Mommy is having an anxiety attack!

[04:38:18] HAHAHAHA!

[04:38:19] WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[04:38:21] WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[04:38:23] WEEEEEEEEEEE!

[04:38:24] WHAT THE FUCK!

[04:38:25] This really squishy egg doesn't even have a shell.

[04:38:28] It's just a membrane, it's like a water balloon egg.

[04:38:32] It's just...

[04:38:33] Squishy!

[04:38:33] ...the weirdest thing...

[04:38:34] Squishy!

[04:38:36] Someone's coming!

[04:38:38] Must have sucked!

[04:38:41] Where's Comin' I'm sorry.

[04:38:43] Oh, no!

[04:38:48] That must've sucked!

[04:38:51] We're stuck inside!

[04:39:00] Oh, the baby!

[04:39:13] What the fuck pants?

[04:39:20] I've never heard a dog purr before.

[04:39:35] What's up?

[04:39:38] She's a sweet dog.

[04:39:42] Oh, it's a sweet dog.

[04:39:46] Very sweet dog.

[04:39:49] Yeah, she wants.

[04:39:51] Chatterin' teeth!

[04:39:52] Oh, was it the teeth chatter?

[04:39:55] What the fuck?

[04:39:56] What if you're from a different country?

[04:40:00] Oh, was it the teeth chatter?

[04:40:02] What the fuck?

[04:40:04] What if your head gets stuck in there?

[04:40:06] What do you do then?

[04:40:07] Your head's stuck in frozen ice.

[04:40:09] A sinkhole appeared in the middle of this golf course.

[04:40:16] No golf!

[04:40:18] No golf!

[04:40:20] What the-!

[04:40:22] Just a regular hotel room, but there's one special thing that I'd like to show you.

[04:40:34] And bold.

[04:40:35] And that is...

[04:40:36] The baseball game.

[04:40:37] What?

[04:40:38] Can you turn up the volume?

[04:40:39] That's where your hotel is!

[04:40:40] What?

[04:40:41] Can you turn up the volume?

[04:40:48] That's where your hotel is!

[04:40:53] That must be so scary if there's no baseball game going on, and then you look out your

[04:40:57] window and it's an empty stadium.

[04:40:59] I don't think cars are meant to-

[04:41:01] Can you turn up the volume?

[04:41:10] I don't think cars are meant to-

[04:41:11] I think that would be so-

[04:41:12] I mean it would be kinda cool, like imagine you're staying at the hotel, and then you're like,

[04:41:17] oh, there's no baseball game going on, you're looking, it's just empty stadium with nothing happening in darkness.

[04:41:23] It's like back rooms.

[04:41:26] That's pretty cool!

[04:41:29] I don't think cars are meant to do this.

[04:41:30] ...

[04:41:38] Orangey, that is a big stir.

[04:41:42] Awww, that is a big stir.

[04:41:44] Tee-Tee!

[04:41:46] What?

[04:41:48] Orangey, that is a big stir.

[04:41:52] Awww, that is a big stir.

[04:41:55] Tee-Tee!

[04:41:57] Awww.

[04:42:04] Whoa! Wow!

[04:42:12] What?

[04:42:13] Nice job.

[04:42:14] And just banana for catching every party.

[04:42:16] I have apple paint.

[04:42:17] I mean, apples be green.

[04:42:19] Don't f*** with me.

[04:42:21] Oh shit. Apple paint.

[04:42:23] I'm looking everywhere for George, I'm like did he, has he been outside this whole time?

[04:42:37] Oh, George!

[04:42:42] George!

[04:42:49] What the fuck?

[04:42:51] We fixed it!

[04:42:53] It looked like that!

[04:42:55] Dude, do you happy dance?

[04:42:57] What is that?

[04:43:01] We fixed it!

[04:43:03] It looked like that!

[04:43:05] Dude, do you happy dance?

[04:43:12] Duck!

[04:43:14] Hello!

[04:43:16] There's so many!

[04:43:18] Holy shit, that's like a community.

[04:43:20] This robot dog is such a good boy.

[04:43:24] Robot dog?

[04:43:26] We did a little dance!

[04:43:28] We did a little dance!

[04:43:42] Why is it on fire?

[04:43:49] Ah, why is it on fire?

[04:43:56] Oh, fire.

[04:43:58] Oh.

[04:43:59] My mom just walked in the room and said, sorry, the bacon's a little charred.

[04:44:10] AHAHAH

[04:44:21] Holy shit!

[04:44:24] You know what's crazy?

[04:44:30] My mom likes her bacon like that bro.

[04:44:33] My mom likes her bacon like that and I...

[04:44:36] My mom loves her bacon like that and I'm like mom you can't eat bacon like that. That's not good for you

[04:44:42] She's like it's good. It means it's done and I'm like I'm not eating bacon like that. I would never eat bacon like that

[04:44:54] A long time ago we went to a restaurant a long time ago and we we ate I

[04:45:00] Think it was was it Denny's? I don't know. This was a long time ago. Hello my mom

[04:45:06] And we went to go eat at like a Denny's, or was it like IHOP?

[04:45:10] I don't know.

[04:45:11] And I remember we ordered, I ordered pancakes and stuff

[04:45:14] and it came with bacon.

[04:45:15] And when the bacon came out, my mom was like,

[04:45:17] that bacon is not cooked.

[04:45:18] And I'm like, what do you mean that bacon's not cooked?

[04:45:20] She goes, it's not cooked.

[04:45:21] Look at it.

[04:45:22] It's raw.

[04:45:23] And I'm like, this is not raw, mom.

[04:45:24] This is how bacon is supposed to look.

[04:45:27] This is how you cook bacon.

[04:45:29] This is not raw.

[04:45:30] She's like, no, because it's not,

[04:45:32] it doesn't look like the way I make it.

[04:45:34] And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no.

[04:45:35] You burn the fucking bacon!

[04:45:39] You burn the fucking bacon!

[04:45:42] You burn the bacon! That is not raw bacon! That is how it's supposed to be!

[04:45:47] We got into a fight, man.

[04:45:49] Because she...

[04:45:51] We got into a fight because she...she...like...

[04:45:55] My whole life, as a kid, okay? As a kid, when my mom would make bacon...

[04:46:01] It would look like this.

[04:46:02] And I thought that's how bacon was supposed to be!

[04:46:04] And then one day I go out with my aunt and my aunt takes me out and she goes and I'm like oh the bacon and then in my aunt

[04:46:11] Like you see this this is how bacon is supposed to be not like that

[04:46:14] Not like not like the way your mom makes it and then I learned about the true nature of bacon

[04:46:18] I learned true bacon. I learned real bacon. I learned real bacon and then

[04:46:28] They see charcoal listen, okay I

[04:46:31] I

[04:46:33] Love I love my mom so much, but she cannot make bacon to save her life, bro. It and and you know what?

[04:46:40] You know what she'll say she'll justify saying oh well

[04:46:43] That's the way I like to eat it. So everybody has to eat it like that my mom is a type person where say she won't cook

[04:46:49] She she always tells me this isn't a restaurant. It's not cooked to order

[04:46:55] This isn't a restaurant, it's not cooked to order and I was like holy shit, bro

[04:47:00] So basically my whole life my mom will make food by the way. She likes to eat it

[04:47:05] So then we all had to eat it that way if if we didn't like it. That's too bad

[04:47:14] If we didn't like it that's way too bad that's too bad bro, then she toast bread like that

[04:47:18] Oh my god, don't get me started on the fucking bread, bro

[04:47:21] Don't get me started on the fucking bread. Don't get me started on the fucking bread

[04:47:25] My mom eats hard as rock bread, but I'm just like, to me, I'm like, how do you still have teeth, man?

[04:47:32] Mom, how do you still have teeth? My mom, you can kill somebody with the bread my mom makes. I swear to God.

[04:47:39] When my mom wants to toast something, like you could kill somebody with that shit. It is rock hard.

[04:47:44] I don't know how you eat that shit.

[04:47:46] One time my mom made an English muffin.

[04:47:50] The English muffin thing? The muffins?

[04:47:52] Is that what they're called? English muffin? We had English muffin one time and like I swear

[04:48:00] to God if somebody threw that at my head I think I will die. I think I think I will

[04:48:08] get a concussion. That shit was like like like banging on a table hard you know what

[04:48:19] mean and I'm just like what the fuck is this what is this she goes it's a muffin

[04:48:24] eat it eat your muffin and I'm like I can't eat this my teeth will break my

[04:48:29] teeth will break calcium deficiency I cannot eat this my teeth will break bruh

[04:48:40] Nope.

[04:48:45] I love my mom, but they're just serving foods that is just...

[04:48:51] When I got old enough and I was like, oh no, I'll do it, she goes, why do you want to do it?

[04:48:55] I can do it for you and I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine, I'll do it.

[04:48:59] And then my mom's like, wow, you're getting so responsible, you're doing things on your own.

[04:49:04] Damn right I'm doing things on my own, because if not I'd be eating rock bread.

[04:49:09] I would be eating rock and bread for the rest of my life.

[04:49:12] I'm f**king, f**king burnt bacon.

[04:49:18] I'm f**king burnt bacon.

[04:49:20] God damn it.

[04:49:21] No, don't send it to my mom! No!

[04:49:26] Don't get me started, okay?

[04:49:27] The woman who only likes to eat apples and veggies.

[04:49:30] Please tell us that Iron Mom doesn't overcook her steaks like that.

[04:49:33] I don't think we can take much more torture, thinking of the poor innocent food.

[04:49:37] We don't eat steak in their house. I I we don't eat steak so my mom never makes steak because she doesn't eat steak

[04:49:43] So she never made a steak

[04:49:50] My mom doesn't eat steak so she never made just like my mom hates seafood

[04:49:53] So we never eat seafood and I love seafood. I love seafood so much me and my dad me and my dad

[04:49:58] We fucking love seafood it is like our favorite type of food and my mom fucking hates seafood

[04:50:04] So the only way we would ever eat seafood in my house is if I made it because my mom would never make it because she doesn't eat it

[04:50:16] So when I learned when I learned like I said there was a moment where I could do stuff

[04:50:22] You know so when I learned how to cook I learned how to cook one of the first things that I knew how to cook was seafood because I knew

[04:50:29] that the only way I'll fucking get to eat seafood is if I order it somewhere or if

[04:50:34] I eat it if I'm making my fucking self so I learned how to make seafood right I

[04:50:38] learned how to make seafood and when I learned how to make seafood and I cooked

[04:50:42] it my dad was the happiest man on earth because like oh my god you can make

[04:50:47] seafood and I'm like I mean you could have made seafood but he's like are you

[04:50:51] crazy I can't step into your mom's kitchen so kill me and I'm like okay

[04:50:56] okay well I made some seafood it was it was it was a treat it was a treat my

[04:51:05] mom's gonna kill me bro nobody ate that shit but me my dad my mom doesn't like

[04:51:11] seafood she hates it which is funny because you would think she would

[04:51:15] because she's Puerto Rican but she does not like seafood I should eat fish but

[04:51:19] she doesn't like she doesn't like shrimp she doesn't like calamari she doesn't

[04:51:24] like squid she doesn't like octopus she doesn't like uh she she doesn't like

[04:51:28] anything that's not fish

[04:51:32] she doesn't like lobster if it's not fish she won't eat it also it depends on

[04:51:40] the type of fish like she doesn't like salmon okay she she likes tilapia which

[04:51:48] I'm like mom. It's Talapia, bro. Talapia? Talapia fish? Talapia? Really? Talapia?

[04:51:59] She doesn't like salmon.

[04:52:03] She just doesn't like it. She just doesn't like...

[04:52:06] I like Talapia too, but it's like... Guys, come on, man. You all know that Talapia is like a basic-ass

[04:52:11] bitch fish. Come on now. Tilapia's like a basic bitch fish. It's basic fish. It's like, it's

[04:52:24] like, come on now. It's just fish. It's just like a basic baby fish. It's like baby's first

[04:52:34] fish is tilapia. You know what I mean? It's like, up your game, you don't have to just eat tilapia. You know what I mean?

[04:52:40] Like, don't sit here and say you're a seafood lover when all you've eaten is tilapia.

[04:52:46] You know what I mean?

[04:52:47] Like, I had a friend who was like, I love seafood.

[04:52:49] I eat tilapia all the time.

[04:52:50] And it's like, bitch, what are you talking about?

[04:52:54] What?

[04:52:55] What do you mean you love seafood?

[04:52:56] You just eat tilapia.

[04:52:57] That's like...

[04:52:58] As I say, I love bread.

[04:53:01] Because I ate a slice of bread.

[04:53:02] Because I ate a slice of bread.

[04:53:04] I love bread.

[04:53:05] It's like, what the fuck, man?

[04:53:09] KKPC food?

[04:53:10] Pfft!

[04:53:12] That's just like my friend.

[04:53:14] Oh my God, I had this friend.

[04:53:16] That she was like, I love sushi.

[04:53:17] And I'm like, oh yeah?

[04:53:18] What kind of sushi do you love?

[04:53:19] She was like, I love California rolls.

[04:53:20] I'm like, I'm sorry, what did you just say?

[04:53:25] What?

[04:53:26] What did you just say to me?

[04:53:28] What did you just say?

[04:53:29] She was like, I love California rolls.

[04:53:30] I love sushi.

[04:53:31] California rolls are so good.

[04:53:32] And I'm like,

[04:53:35] well,

[04:53:36] Who's gonna tell her? Who's gonna tell her that that is...

[04:53:42] Not it. Who's gonna tell her that? You know, like, who's gonna tell her?

[04:53:49] Who's gonna tell her? Oh my god, the Philadelphia roll.

[04:53:52] Oh yeah, she like Philadelphia roll, the cream cheese roll.

[04:53:59] She like cream cheese roll, and I'm like...

[04:54:02] oh my god bro I was like okay well if you like if you like if you like seafood

[04:54:12] then like here try some of this squid that I got and they're like oh no and

[04:54:18] it's like what the fuck bro what like guys what are we doing here what are we

[04:54:26] What are we doing?

[04:54:27] What are we doing, man?

[04:54:28] What are we doing?

[04:54:29] Girl, just eat a bagel.

[04:54:31] I know, right?

[04:54:32] Just eat a fucking bagel, bro.

[04:54:33] Who wants?

[04:54:34] Who wants?

[04:54:35] Who wants?

[04:54:36] Who wants?

[04:54:37] Just eat a fucking bagel.

[04:54:38] All in a day.

[04:54:39] Who wants?

[04:54:40] Who wants?

[04:54:41] Yug, the seafood talk is putting me in the mood for a seafood boil.

[04:54:46] Seafood boil!

[04:54:47] Seafood!

[04:54:48] Bro, I love seafood so much.

[04:54:50] I love seafood so so much.

[04:54:52] I could eat the ocean, bro.

[04:54:54] I will try everything in the damn ocean give me everything I will eat everything in the fucking ocean

[04:55:02] How many flips did he just do

[04:55:19] Wait what?

[04:55:24] oh my god i wish i could get a free bag of chips oh you a goat

[04:55:39] oh my god i wish i could get a free bag of chips but not toffees cause toffees will

[04:55:44] hurt my tummy wow rainbow day

[04:55:51] Good night, Shawnee.

[04:55:53] HAHAHAHAHAHA

[04:55:55] HAHAHAHAHAHA

[04:55:57] Hey!

[04:55:59] HAHAHAHAHAHA

[04:56:01] Wait, that's cute.

[04:56:03] Good night, Shawnee.

[04:56:05] Nice job, baby.

[04:56:07] HAHAHAHAHAHA

[04:56:09] HAHAHAHAHAHA

[04:56:11] Oh!

[04:56:13] Wow!

[04:56:15] Breaking with feet.

[04:56:17] HAHAHAHA

[04:56:19] This laser is reflecting off of fallen snow.

[04:56:33] Whoa, that's cool!

[04:56:38] Glittery!

[04:56:39] Vote for this guy! Vote for that guy! Vote for that guy!

[04:56:42] Bring Broadway! I'm voting for Tony King!

[04:56:45] He just wanted a cool sign!

[04:56:47] What the fuck?

[04:56:48] Two? Two?

[04:56:52] Holy!

[04:56:59] Oh, under the arm, please.

[04:57:03] I'm sorry, he's using his hand, but he's also using his leg, so...

[04:57:32] Technically he's using two limbs.

[04:57:53] Whoa.

[04:57:55] No.

[04:58:02] Brogy?

[04:58:06] Good night, Brogy!

[04:58:11] No shoes!

[04:58:12] You know, dogs are the beach!

[04:58:18] What the fuck?

[04:58:23] That's dangerous!

[04:58:28] This dog loves helping with the shopping.

[04:58:30] This one's kind of heavy. I don't know if you can take this one. Can you take this one? It's pretty heavy.

[04:58:36] You got it? It's pretty heavy. Oh, good job. That's a heavy one.

[04:58:42] Thanks, Bobby.

[04:58:43] This is the last video that I will be taking of this sculpture inside the studio.

[04:58:50] Tomorrow it goes to the shipper for transit to New York.

[04:58:57] Whoa, that's pretty cool.

[04:59:05] On the boat!

[04:59:06] Who needs a snow blower when you have a leaf blower?

[04:59:09] Ooh!

[04:59:16] That's so smart!

[04:59:27] Is this his version of Flavored Womba?

[04:59:47] Oh.

[04:59:48] No.

[04:59:49] Pat, no!

[04:59:50] These!

[04:59:52] HAT NO!

[04:59:54] These!

[05:00:02] What the fuck?

[05:00:04] Okay, no, don't open it now!

[05:00:06] I think no, he's gonna scare you all!

[05:00:09] Oh my god!

[05:00:10] Damn, I'm going to kill you!

[05:00:16] I'm going to kill you!

[05:00:17] Oh my god!

[05:00:21] Why do we have to go to the zoo?

[05:00:51] This dog is better at surfing than you are.

[05:01:07] Oh! Surfing dog!

[05:01:29] Oh my god!

[05:01:37] This person was hanging from their ski lift, but thankfully made it to safety.

[05:01:46] Okay, so this might be my most advanced setup yet.

[05:01:56] So I can paint onto the ground, and then when I paint onto the lights, it activates the

[05:02:03] lights with the painting.

[05:02:04] So I can change the color, I'm painting green, and then if it's not pink on you it won't

[05:02:10] change color, so that's red.

[05:02:12] What the fuck, that's so cool.

[05:02:34] This game takes the pedestrian crossing sign, but somehow made it worse.

[05:02:46] Wait, what the fuck are they gonna do?

[05:03:11] What?

[05:03:18] Whoa.

[05:03:23] What's that for?

[05:03:31] What is that for?

[05:03:38] What is he doing?

[05:03:45] Is he eating?

[05:03:49] A grasshopper?

[05:03:50] I'm getting overtaken by a bathtub.

[05:03:53] What are you doing?

[05:04:00] Woah!

[05:04:05] Woah!

[05:04:07] What is this?

[05:04:14] Whoa, what is this?

[05:04:19] Holy shit.

[05:04:24] What's wrong with that bird?

[05:04:29] Oh my god, look at all those fucking stingrays.

[05:04:34] Okay.

[05:04:39] You can see the moment he locked in.

[05:05:06] That is Yandas video.

[05:05:07] Just a heads up. I do have a gaming channel where I show funny

[05:05:10] How is that possible?

[05:05:11] Same exact daily ghost of internet format

[05:05:13] How does it get the same one so many times?

[05:05:14] So if it's not great to you then go check it out

[05:05:16] Otherwise I'll see you very very soon

[05:05:18] Later

[05:05:20] Hello everyone this is your daily ghost of internet

[05:05:22] I found this store in China that's crazy

[05:05:24] Everything is like

[05:05:26] Extra large

[05:05:28] All the packaging is extra large

[05:05:30] Wait what?

[05:05:35] Is that cheap?

[05:05:36] Is that an extra large bag of chips?

[05:05:39] Oh my god, it's an extra large bag of lays!

[05:05:48] Who said American size?

[05:05:52] American size stole!

[05:06:00] Look at that big ass box, Oreos!

[05:06:06] I

[05:06:09] Want that box Oreo

[05:06:15] Me

[05:06:36] What the...

[05:06:38] What the...

[05:06:40] Or me...

[05:06:48] Please buy a car, I need a job!

[05:06:55] That's the best I've ever seen!

[05:06:57] I'll go buy a car immediately!

[05:07:06] I thought that said turtle cook and not turtle click.

[05:07:17] He only had one chance to make it.

[05:07:28] His grandparents locked themselves in a room and needed help getting out.

[05:07:55] Is this considered bullying?

[05:08:12] Woof!

[05:08:13] Hungry!

[05:08:19] I would really love to try this.

[05:08:22] What the fuck?

[05:08:25] Run!

[05:08:38] What the fuck?

[05:08:46] Oh my god.

[05:08:55] Ah!

[05:08:56] Hi, I'm um, I'm done here.

[05:09:00] This robot is helping to shovel the snow from the roads.

[05:09:08] Oh, helpful, Ruby.

[05:09:14] This might be the worst tow truck ever.

[05:09:25] I think lots of them are gone.

[05:09:31] Ow!

[05:09:36] That's a dealer.

[05:09:38] Oh

[05:09:53] What the fuck

[05:10:08] What the?

[05:10:10] It's forever scrolling in!

[05:10:38] I

[05:10:41] Wait, what!?

[05:11:02] WHEAAAAAA!

[05:11:07] I can do that, easy.

[05:11:10] I can do that. I can do that. I can do that easy. I can do that.

[05:11:17] I can do that. Easy.

[05:11:27] What the?

[05:11:29] This is real magic.

[05:11:34] Whoa!

[05:11:37] Whoa!

[05:11:49] What the fuck?

[05:11:51] Oh!

[05:11:55] I'm so confused. What?

[05:11:58] What the?

[05:12:00] Huh?

[05:12:01] She's nice.

[05:12:03] Help you?

[05:12:05] Oh, Murd.

[05:12:07] Damn.

[05:12:18] I've never seen such an angry volcano before.

[05:12:20] Oh my god, it's spitting up everywhere!

[05:12:33] So this must be where they get the car horn sound from.

[05:12:37] So this must be where they get the car horn sound from.

[05:12:47] Oh my god.

[05:12:57] They're sleeping.

[05:13:16] This biker saw horse stuck on his back and decided to help him back up.

[05:13:20] Oh no, horsey!

[05:13:22] It's help!

[05:13:23] What are you doing?

[05:13:24] Who are you?

[05:13:25] What are you doing?

[05:13:26] I don't know.

[05:13:27] Get up.

[05:13:28] It needs help.

[05:13:30] What?

[05:13:31] Ohhhh!

[05:13:32] What?

[05:13:33] Yay!

[05:13:34] What?

[05:13:35] It's a bad horse.

[05:13:37] Help me.

[05:13:38] Give him a gnome.

[05:13:40] Okay.

[05:13:41] The lights?

[05:13:42] How do you do that?

[05:13:44] The lights out of the net is off. Channel air is off. Vacuum?

[05:13:54] What the fuck? Give her the old spin. Just like that. Oh yeah. I started re-watching

[05:14:04] The Walking Dead after you played the Telltale game. Now all I want to do is shoot Kenny

[05:14:08] while listening to Easy Street and calling out Carol's name!

[05:14:12] Carol!

[05:14:13] Colt!

[05:14:14] Oh!

[05:14:18] Oh!

[05:14:23] Oh!

[05:14:25] Hey, Glanz, they're home!

[05:14:28] Oh!

[05:14:34] I think her fingers are famous.

[05:14:35] Um, has anyone been to an Applebee's?

[05:14:37] is say in the last two months.

[05:14:40] Because those are my fingers.

[05:14:46] Whoa.

[05:14:47] Recognize those?

[05:14:49] Whoa, those are beautiful.

[05:14:52] I just have to say.

[05:14:53] Recognize.

[05:14:54] Your nails, her nails are amazing.

[05:14:56] Beautiful nails, beautiful, beautiful.

[05:14:59] Absolutely beautiful hands.

[05:15:01] Beautiful hands, beautiful fingers, beautiful nails.

[05:15:05] They're fighting!

[05:15:15] They must have booked the emergency exit experience.

[05:15:35] What the fuck?

[05:15:37] Grimlin?

[05:15:39] What?

[05:15:41] Holy shit!

[05:15:43] Hey, nice shirt!

[05:15:45] I like Grimlin.

[05:15:47] Holy f**k!

[05:15:51] They're wearing the same shirt.

[05:15:57] What the f**k?

[05:15:59] Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

[05:16:01] Catapa?

[05:16:03] How did you get back to the city?

[05:16:11] That was a pan!

[05:16:12] Let's see the faces wrap in New York City!

[05:16:15] Oh hey guys.

[05:16:19] One of my subscribers sent me this really cool video.

[05:16:22] What the fuck?

[05:16:28] How?

[05:16:33] Do you think he asked for extra Kreema?

[05:17:02] crema wait what oh my god

[05:17:32] No one is excluded from this family for being different.

[05:17:56] Oh

[05:18:09] Good job, bro

[05:18:15] A blood moon appeared over San Francisco

[05:18:26] I didn't see it!

[05:18:28] I tried to see it but I couldn't see it!

[05:18:39] Was that Bloodborne?

[05:18:40] I've seen a hummingbird's tongue before.

[05:18:42] EWWW! What the fuck?

[05:18:45] EWWW! What the fuck? That's disgusting!

[05:18:49] I think he's gonna go to the hospital.

[05:18:51] You go?

[05:18:52] Yeah.

[05:18:56] oh god

[05:19:20] Try to play against a cat?

[05:19:32] Try to play against a cat?

[05:19:35] Oh it's this girl!

[05:19:37] Oh my god she's so cool!

[05:19:42] She's so cool!

[05:19:45] This is a really insane collection.

[05:19:47] Oh my god.

[05:19:48] I want the world's largest-

[05:19:51] Look at that!

[05:20:05] This is a really insane collection.

[05:20:08] Stop. What the fuck?

[05:20:10] I want the world's largest four-leaf clover-clover collectors in the world.

[05:20:14] Hands down.

[05:20:15] Don't ever get it twisted.

[05:20:17] Well, but why?

[05:20:25] Why?

[05:20:28] Man, come on man. I'll do this full time.

[05:20:31] I made ice-

[05:20:32] Look at all those fully clovers!

[05:20:37] This is a really insane collection.

[05:20:40] I'm one of the world's largest fully clover-clover collectors in the world.

[05:20:44] Hands down.

[05:20:45] Don't ever get it twisted.

[05:20:48] Man, come on, man. I do this full time.

[05:20:51] I made iced coffee at home and it's been giving me this angry face

[05:20:56] this whole time with the ice.

[05:20:59] I think it's telling me I shouldn't be drinking this, but I already knew that and here we are.

[05:21:03] This guy has made loads of amazing underwater sculptures.

[05:21:06] My coffee.

[05:21:09] Whoa.

[05:21:13] I've seen, oh my god, I've seen, like, take talks of, like, you wouldn't believe what we uncovered at the bottom of the fucking ocean.

[05:21:19] It's amazing underwater sculptures.

[05:21:24] And the anti-mobilac, are these real people?

[05:21:27] They know.

[05:21:29] Obtours.

[05:21:36] That's cool.

[05:21:43] La la la la la la.

[05:21:52] La la la la la.

[05:22:01] Oh, oh, oh.

[05:22:03] The hair is so happier dog than this one.

[05:22:05] Hold on, hold on, hold on, a bit of a stamp on.

[05:22:11] This guy made his own remote controlled lights, which look in whatever direction he is looking.

[05:22:18] Oh wow.

[05:22:21] That's pretty cool.

[05:22:24] I'm so excited to get on this slide. This is awesome.

[05:22:27] Wait, wait, wait, wait. Can I go first?

[05:22:29] Oh, yeah, go first. Yeah, go ahead.

[05:22:33] Yeah.

[05:22:34] Just gotta wait till he's down.

[05:22:36] Should be good.

[05:22:37] Okay, I think he's down.

[05:22:38] Oh my gosh, I'm so excited.

[05:22:40] This is awesome. This is awesome.

[05:22:43] Oh.

[05:22:44] Notice, though. This is-

[05:22:45] I knew he was gonna be in there.

[05:22:49] Notice, though. This is not how you empty a paneling pool.

[05:22:54] Oh!

[05:22:59] I'm so hungry right now, I can eat a kid.

[05:23:06] What are you eating?

[05:23:11] Oh.

[05:23:12] That's...

[05:23:13] Oh.

[05:23:14] I had a book on.

[05:23:17] This is gonna give me nightmares.

[05:23:19] N'aw, that's a printed sheet.

[05:23:22] A Barbie knife?

[05:23:23] Ewww!

[05:23:24] Oh my God!

[05:23:26] What the fuck?

[05:23:28] He went to buy new boots and lost the ones he came in with.

[05:23:52] Oh my god, he put- did he put back his boots?

[05:23:54] No, I don't have it.

[05:23:57] I put these sheets on the bed and she went and moved so I just put them over her.

[05:24:03] And she's been on there for like a minute.

[05:24:06] These are identical twins and the seal has no idea what's going on.

[05:24:17] Oh my god, the seal's so confused.

[05:24:21] I feel like what the fuck?

[05:24:23] That is Yana's video, I hope you enjoyed it, and I'll see you guys again very, very soon.

[05:24:28] Later.

[05:24:29] Goodbye.

[05:24:31] Goodbye forever.

[05:24:34] Goodbye.

[05:24:35] Good bye.

[05:24:39] I like how you put GIGA LEON time.

[05:24:52] GIGA LEON.

[05:24:54] GIGA GIGGLEON.

[05:24:56] GIGGLEON time.

[05:24:58] GIGGLE GIGGLE.

[05:25:01] Are you leaving us?

[05:25:03] I'm not going anywhere.

[05:25:04] What the fuck?

[05:25:06] I'm not going anywhere.

[05:25:08] What do you mean?

[05:25:12] No pets to make, oh!

[05:25:17] There is a daily dose of pets,

[05:25:19] and there's a daily dose of gaming.

[05:25:24] Well, what that means?

[05:25:34] Well, you know what that means.

[05:25:36] another wood

[05:25:39] two more, two more and then we're, and then

[05:25:44] two more and then

[05:25:49] I don't want to hear you crying anymore, no crying

[05:25:52] like me

[05:25:54] bro I love dogs

[05:26:04] I love dogs, but I'm a cat person, bro.

[05:26:08] I love dogs, but I love cats, but it's like, for me, I feel like my lifestyle is...

[05:26:17] You know?

[05:26:25] He really wanted to stay in bed.

[05:26:27] Aw.

[05:26:28] Let him stay in bed! Let him stay!

[05:26:31] Let them stay in bed and sleepy!

[05:26:37] Oh my god, that is so cute.

[05:26:39] That's so cute.

[05:26:42] They just moved in and are already making enemies.

[05:26:50] The bird people have like a bird tree in their house just a random bird tree.

[05:26:55] A bird tree?

[05:27:02] That's okay.

[05:27:09] This cat is obsessed with cream.

[05:27:11] And some pizza.

[05:27:12] And I bought some cream.

[05:27:13] Oh!

[05:27:14] The cat likes cream!

[05:27:15] Oh!

[05:27:16] Look how nice it's clean.

[05:27:23] Uh-oh.

[05:27:27] Somebody gone!

[05:27:32] Holy shit.

[05:27:41] What is happening here?

[05:27:47] They lost their privacy once they get a pet.

[05:27:58] Why do pets want to go into the bathroom all the time?

[05:28:05] He wasn't willing to accept the truth.

[05:28:07] Good boy.

[05:28:08] Okay listen, listen to me.

[05:28:09] Listen to me.

[05:28:10] I need to tell you something.

[05:28:12] Father.

[05:28:14] You're adopted.

[05:28:16] Oh!

[05:28:17] No, no, no, no.

[05:28:19] Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil.

[05:28:21] I'm not jumping in to rescue you yet.

[05:28:23] No, Philip, no, Phil.

[05:28:26] He's not jumping in.

[05:28:28] Phil, no, Phil, no, Phil, no.

[05:28:30] No!

[05:28:31] Phil, no.

[05:28:32] Oh, no!

[05:28:34] Miss smootheren

[05:28:36] moan

[05:28:55] So I guess he doesn't like his new shoes umi

[05:29:01] I hate the shoes!

[05:29:06] Oh no!

[05:29:15] Can you guys watch my puppy real quick?

[05:29:17] Sure, I'll watch.

[05:29:23] Oh, he's so cute!

[05:29:31] Did you pee on my floor?

[05:29:45] I think they did it.

[05:29:46] Did you pee on my floor Joe?

[05:29:49] He's just a scumbag fan.

[05:30:03] Oh...

[05:30:05] A fluffy...

[05:30:08] A sleepy...

[05:30:11] Whoa! What the...

[05:30:19] oh my god they're so cute she's the first time ever first timer to have

[05:30:34] triplets that's the first for me

[05:30:49] They want to draw and let them put their paw in there.

[05:30:54] Oh my god.

[05:31:01] Who do you love?

[05:31:03] This must be his first time seeing a pig.

[05:31:06] Oh, he's freaking out.

[05:31:09] He's like, what the fuck is that?

[05:31:13] What are you looking at?

[05:31:18] You want your salad?

[05:31:20] Is this your favorite meal?

[05:31:22] You want salad?

[05:31:23] Is this your favorite meal, honey?

[05:31:25] Huh.

[05:31:26] You love a salad, don't you?

[05:31:28] You love a salad.

[05:31:31] Chat, do you want a salad?

[05:31:39] No. Do they don't eat salad? What the fuck?

[05:31:52] What ice cream? What the heck? No, you gotta eat salad.

[05:32:09] I've never seen a cat and sheep be such good friends.

[05:32:18] Oh, that's so cute!

[05:32:28] This dog has a promising career in basketball.

[05:32:39] he's just looking at himself he's so cute

[05:32:57] he's just contemplating life that's me every day

[05:33:02] oh

[05:33:09] thank you cat you want to go for a walk hey come on let's go for a walk come on

[05:33:23] okay i'll be out in a minute

[05:33:32] Oh, he's so cute though!

[05:33:54] Whoa, that is an orange fat fish!

[05:33:58] Oh my god, he's so fat!

[05:34:00] What fat little fish!

[05:34:02] Oh no!

[05:34:04] Let's do that.

[05:34:06] He's going up to the pool.

[05:34:08] He's so dopey.

[05:34:10] He almost went in.

[05:34:12] No idea what he's doing.

[05:34:14] Oh!

[05:34:16] You're okay.

[05:34:18] You're okay.

[05:34:20] Oh, it's chickens.

[05:34:22] How bird is that?

[05:34:24] Chicken? God, bird is that.

[05:34:35] I'm putting the dog in the scooter, in the little scoot.

[05:34:39] In the side scoot.

[05:34:41] I don't want to miss that, so it's fine.

[05:34:54] Ha ha ha!

[05:34:57] Oh my god.

[05:34:58] Lights are on, but no one's home.

[05:35:01] Oh.

[05:35:05] He just lost all his foot in his mouth, didn't he?

[05:35:16] What are you guys so obsessed with?

[05:35:19] Monitoring the situation.

[05:35:24] What are they looking at?

[05:35:28] They just stared at the back of my toilet all day.

[05:35:43] He's so excited to see her.

[05:35:54] Oh my god, he's going crazy!

[05:36:00] He's going crazy!

[05:36:11] Ahem!

[05:36:24] This is the first time this dog has seen him.

[05:36:29] What the?

[05:36:30] Oh my God, so cute.

[05:36:42] I'm sorry baby, I just wanted to keep surprise!

[05:37:11] Oh, that is so cute.

[05:37:18] He's not a fan of show-er-time.

[05:37:19] He doesn't like it.

[05:37:21] He's just trying to find a way out of this.

[05:37:31] Oh my God.

[05:37:32] What the fuck is it balancing on our balls?

[05:38:01] Don't do it, Pa.

[05:38:08] Oh.

[05:38:09] Oh.

[05:38:10] Oh

[05:38:28] Oh my god

[05:38:34] Oh so cute

[05:38:40] They're so cute!

[05:38:47] They're so cute!

[05:38:48] This bunny loves going on a walk.

[05:38:54] He's walking your fricking bunny.

[05:39:10] Oh, he's so cute!

[05:39:14] He's so cute!

[05:39:16] I'm going to show you all of my fishes.

[05:39:18] I'm going to show you my proper fish.

[05:39:20] Look, my proper fish is right here.

[05:39:24] Aww.

[05:39:26] He's a teeny pie.

[05:39:28] He's a crabletchers.

[05:39:30] Look, look at Matt.

[05:39:31] Matt's kidding.

[05:39:32] It's fake.

[05:39:33] It's just a toy.

[05:39:35] He gets jobs and he isn't receiving pets.

[05:39:40] I'll be right back!

[05:39:45] Take my face. Don't you attack.

[05:39:51] Who days are numbered?

[05:39:53] Uh oh.

[05:39:54] The funny little one is a Scooby-Doo!

[05:40:01] Scooby-Dooo!

[05:40:02] Scooby-Dooo!

[05:40:03] Scooby-Dooo!

[05:40:05] Scooby-Doooo!

[05:40:07] Scooby-Dooo!

[05:40:09] What the f**k!

[05:40:11] What is that?

[05:40:13] This guy is teaching his puppy how to walk.

[05:40:23] Pet turkey!

[05:40:37] What is happening here?

[05:40:45] Oh shit!

[05:40:53] Oh my god, is that a bass note?

[05:41:09] He doesn't trust the orange.

[05:41:20] That is the end of this video.

[05:41:21] Are you hoping enjoyed and I'll see you guys again very soon later

[05:41:32] Oh, this is your dude. It's a gaming

[05:41:46] In the world to clear this stage without a single mistake

[05:41:51] Alright, I think this is even more

[05:41:54] of a proof that I have to fucking buy one of these dam

[05:42:01] I gotta buy one of these damn lady-R machines!

[05:42:06] It's gotta buy it after small time

[05:42:07] but this is a去 vr right?

[05:42:10] What is this?

[05:42:12] Is this去 vr?

[05:42:14] What's the other one?

[05:42:16] OOOOOOOOOO

[05:42:17] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

[05:42:19] Take away single mistake

[05:42:20] Humphator?

[05:42:41] That is insane. What the fuck?

[05:42:45] They were the first in the world to clear this stage without a single mistake.

[05:42:50] That is insane, bro. What the fuck?

[05:43:12] The immediate he gets launched!

[05:43:18] Good job Charlie!

[05:43:23] We'll let Tom go next.

[05:43:25] The immediate he gets launched!

[05:43:30] This is Destiny 2.

[05:43:32] Thank you.

[05:43:34] that trap. Stay alert. Move in. Remember your use of force and secure the area.

[05:43:41] Is it clear? Already or not? Yup.

[05:43:44] WHAAAA! WHAAAA! WHAAAA! WHAAAA!

[05:43:47] Use of force and secure the area.

[05:43:51] Is it clear? Yup.

[05:43:54] Her room is done for, bro.

[05:43:57] Is it taking a video? Yeah.

[05:44:00] Oh my god.

[05:44:03] Yo, P-Five!

[05:44:05] Yo, this dude's still living!

[05:44:07] The place that your FIVE is alive!

[05:44:10] Yo, this dude's still living!

[05:44:12] I've never seen a helicopter get RKO'd before.

[05:44:16] Oh, sorry, Tyler.

[05:44:21] Holy sh**, no way.

[05:44:23] Holy shit!

[05:44:24] He didn't realize he had a voice changer on.

[05:44:25] I'm 31.

[05:44:27] Yo, you're lying.

[05:44:28] I was in the Marine Corps. I was in the Navy. I was a Corpsman. I was a finance technician.

[05:44:33] Okay, go to your settings. Go to your settings real quick. It might be something wrong.

[05:44:38] Sound like a little U-Bass boy to be completely honest.

[05:44:42] Yeah, you sound like a little kid.

[05:44:43] Oh, no. You must have thought I was a badass little kid.

[05:44:47] What's the Raider voice heard by I say?

[05:44:49] Everyone?

[05:44:50] Turn it off.

[05:44:51] Is that better?

[05:44:52] Oh my gosh!

[05:44:54] AHAHAHAHA!

[05:44:56] Holy sh!t!

[05:44:58] What the fuck?

[05:45:00] I'm not surprised if you guys see it, good you see.

[05:45:02] Yo, you're a lion.

[05:45:04] He had a voice changer on.

[05:45:06] I'm 31.

[05:45:08] Yo, you're a lion.

[05:45:10] I was in the Marine Corps.

[05:45:12] I was in the Navy.

[05:45:14] I was a corpsman.

[05:45:16] I was a finance technician.

[05:45:18] That fucking voice changer is crazy.

[05:45:20] Go to your settings real quick, it might be something wrong.

[05:45:23] It sounds like you've sent a boy to be completely...

[05:45:27] Yeah, you sound like a little kid.

[05:45:28] You sound like a kid, though.

[05:45:30] You must have thought I was a badass little kid.

[05:45:32] What's the Raider voice for, I say?

[05:45:34] Uh, everyone?

[05:45:35] Turn it up.

[05:45:36] Uh, is that better?

[05:45:38] Uh, is that better?

[05:45:39] Uh, everyone?

[05:45:40] Turn it up.

[05:45:41] Uh, is that better?

[05:45:43] Uh, is that better?

[05:45:44] Is that guy close up, I'm not scared of him.

[05:45:45] Holy shit!

[05:45:46] You should have aimed the gun properly, bro.

[05:45:48] Best fucking game, bro.

[05:45:50] Shoot him! Shoot him!

[05:45:52] I'm trying.

[05:45:53] Dog with it!

[05:45:54] I think this might be the most realistic way to play Overwatch.

[05:46:04] What the fuck?

[05:46:06] How many times has that happened to us guys?

[05:46:30] How many times has that happened to us?

[05:46:32] How many times? How many times has that happened to us, bro?

[05:46:36] So many times.

[05:46:40] Do it. Do it. Do it.

[05:46:44] Some things to-

[05:46:44] What? Why can't we murder him? Why can't we murder him?

[05:46:49] Shit.

[05:46:51] So I guess this is one way to be able to read the text on Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

[05:46:56] One.

[05:46:57] Two.

[05:46:59] Three.

[05:46:59] There ain't no fucking way they made a big-ass new-gear card.

[05:47:04] Three?

[05:47:05] Carton hand?

[05:47:06] Three.

[05:47:07] Cool.

[05:47:08] I will normal summon Miss Judge.

[05:47:12] I'll set one mysterious card.

[05:47:15] Over here.

[05:47:16] I'll destroy your joining squadron.

[05:47:19] Mouse play.

[05:47:20] Alright.

[05:47:21] I'll set mouse playing regular card.

[05:47:23] I'll fucking fuck you!

[05:47:24] Alright man.

[05:47:25] Two minutes, five seconds to work.

[05:47:28] Fuck you, bro!

[05:47:31] Fuck you, men!

[05:47:32] For that, I'm gonna pee for real, angry style!

[05:47:35] I'm gonna- I'm so mad I can pee!

[05:47:38] I'm so mad I can pee!

[05:47:40] I'm so mad I can pee!

[05:47:42] I'm so pissed off I can pee!

[05:47:44] I'm so pissed off I- I'm gonna pee!

[05:47:58] you

[05:48:28] you

[05:48:58] you

[05:49:28] you

[05:49:58] you

[05:50:28] Oh, I'm back.

[05:50:35] Oh, I'm back.

[05:50:42] Oh, I'm back.

[05:50:50] Oh, shit, what the fuck?

[05:50:57] Do you hear that?

[05:51:00] Is that me?

[05:51:02] No idea, weirdo.

[05:51:04] Wait, weirdo?

[05:51:05] I'll set one, mister-

[05:51:06] That was a weirdo here?

[05:51:08] I'm doing what?

[05:51:16] What the fuck?

[05:51:23] What a fucking weirdo.

[05:51:25] Serious card.

[05:51:27] Over here.

[05:51:27] What the fuck is weirdo?

[05:51:30] What the fuck is weirdo, bro?

[05:51:32] Alright, man.

[05:51:33] Two minutes five seconds to work.

[05:51:39] Oh.

[05:51:41] Damn.

[05:51:42] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[05:51:47] Oh, you took me above it!

[05:51:49] Bro!

[05:51:50] I'm sorry, like...

[05:51:53] And I thought my aim was bad.

[05:51:54] What the fuck?

[05:51:56] Hello?

[05:51:56] One of them made a mistake when controlling the Megazord.

[05:52:26] Oh

[05:52:52] So I guess this is what Luigi's mansion would be like if it was made today

[05:52:56] Luigi, my rings are-

[05:52:58] Oh my God, I saw- I saw this.

[05:52:59] I fuck you saw this on Twitter, holy shit.

[05:53:01] Sandy, there's a-

[05:53:03] Luigi's mansion would be like if it was made today.

[05:53:05] Luigi, my rings are Sandy.

[05:53:07] There's a water element, and you're down the goss.

[05:53:09] The water's checking out.

[05:53:10] The sink looks like it's worth checking out.

[05:53:13] The guys with walls look slippery.

[05:53:15] I now have the water element.

[05:53:16] And he's flying in, and he's going to get a little bit of water.

[05:53:19] I'm going to get him.

[05:53:20] A spot. Damn. The fire's blocking my way.

[05:53:22] And I-

[05:53:23] Oh! That's a nasty hit, Luigi.

[05:53:25] Go and find some red rocks or a storehouse before it's too late!

[05:53:28] Fire's not gone!

[05:53:29] Thank you, Grandpa!

[05:53:30] Listen, Rigi!

[05:53:31] Because you put out that fire, now you can access the door you weren't able to go into!

[05:53:34] On the ground! On the ground!

[05:53:35] Oh my God!

[05:53:36] Ah!

[05:53:37] Ah!

[05:53:38] Ah!

[05:53:40] Ah!

[05:53:41] Ah!

[05:53:42] This sink looks like it's worth checking out.

[05:53:44] This sink looks like it's worth checking out.

[05:53:46] I'm not gonna let go of that shit in her!

[05:53:48] I don't like that shit in her!

[05:53:49] I don't like that shit in her!

[05:53:50] Why is it all grunt messing with you?

[05:53:51] Oh my God!

[05:53:52] Damn! The fire's blocking my way!

[05:53:54] Oh my god.

[05:53:55] I was an accident Luigi.

[05:53:57] Go and find some red hearts for a story called...

[05:53:58] I was fucking mute that little shit so fast.

[05:54:01] Nice Luigi.

[05:54:02] Because you brought that fire,

[05:54:03] now you can access the door you weren't able to go in the room.

[05:54:05] I'm the ground, I'm the grounder, I'm shooting.

[05:54:08] Get on the fucking ground.

[05:54:10] Do I look like I have anything to lose?

[05:54:13] Yeah, this guy doesn't even have ammo.

[05:54:17] I'm so stupid.

[05:54:18] Get on the fire,

[05:54:19] now you can access the door you weren't able to go in the room.

[05:54:21] I'm the ground, I'm the grounder, I'm shooting.

[05:54:23] Get on the f***ing ground!

[05:54:25] Do I look like I have anything to lose?

[05:54:28] Yeah, this gun doesn't even have ammo.

[05:54:32] So did this fellow break his graphics card?

[05:54:42] What the f***?

[05:54:47] Oh my god!

[05:54:48] It's not even like night mode.

[05:54:50] What the fuck?

[05:54:52] What the fuck?

[05:54:53] Oh my god!

[05:54:54] It's not even like Nightmare either.

[05:54:55] It's just birds.

[05:54:56] It's supposed to be trees, so unhappy that it's like...

[05:54:58] Oh!

[05:55:00] He was trying to see if the sniper was still there.

[05:55:08] Stop!

[05:55:10] He was trying to see if the sniper was still there.

[05:55:17] No fucking way.

[05:55:19] No, please don't play, no, God, no, why?

[05:55:25] Oh no.

[05:55:26] Why must you do this to me?

[05:55:32] I'm okay, Moxie, I'm just mad at the game.

[05:55:34] In this game, we get to record the noise that the other is.

[05:55:36] Oh my God, we still haven't played this fucking game!

[05:55:38] We gotta play it!

[05:55:39] There he is.

[05:55:40] I'm in eternal pain!

[05:55:47] I'm in eternal pain!

[05:55:52] Stop!

[05:55:53] Okay!

[05:55:54] I get it!

[05:55:56] Okay!

[05:55:57] I'm in eternal pain!

[05:56:02] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[05:56:09] HAHAHAHAHA

[05:56:16] What the fuck?

[05:56:18] This might be the coolest backpack I've ever seen

[05:56:21] Oh Kirby on the boot! Kirby on your boot! Kirby on your boot!

[05:56:26] Kirby on your boot! Kirby on your boot! Kirby on your boot!

[05:56:29] Football match, okay? Football match starts. Let's go! Let's go!

[05:56:39] He got raided on his birthday.

[05:56:40] You're a legend, but I have a heartache!

[05:56:43] It's so easy, man! What is going on?

[05:56:46] Happy birthday, bro!

[05:56:47] There's 129 people here!

[05:56:49] There's 129 people here!

[05:56:51] Don't pick up Joseph for the birthday man!

[05:56:54] He managed to make an open world RPG inside of Fortnite.

[05:56:57] Chibidoki played that animal voicing game and made the most horrifying abominations out of it.

[05:57:03] I want to do that. Look at this weekend.

[05:57:07] Maybe tomorrow, maybe Saturday, maybe Sundays.

[05:57:12] Hey, what the fuck is this?

[05:57:16] Animora? What is this?

[05:57:21] Am I gonna have to fucking play Fortnite now? Shit.

[05:57:27] So how come the switch version didn't look like this?

[05:57:42] Oh

[05:57:45] That is so cute, I wish

[05:57:54] What is that?

[05:57:55] Oh, no, you might have more luck. Whoo. Oh

[05:57:58] Oh, I might need that make it since you cannot jump down this mountain. Don't even try it

[05:58:04] Okay

[05:58:06] I

[05:58:11] Throw Victor down there first

[05:58:20] Victor catch me

[05:58:36] Oh my bad, my bad.

[05:58:39] RUUWW, come out of there!

[05:58:43] B-b-radar-b-radar-b-radar-b-randar-b-radar-b-radar-b-radar-b-radar-b-radar-b-radar-b-radar-b-radar-b-radar-b-radar-b-radar-b-radar-b-radar-b!

[05:58:57] Don't you do a few size of the dailies just- oh my God, I would love to be a dailie, though. Somebody pull me in there.

[05:59:02] Pull me in there!

[05:59:04] Pull me in there!

[05:59:05] PUNNY IN THERE! I BEEN A MOMO! I MADE IT! I'M A DELLY DOSE!

[05:59:10] MOMO MADE IT! I'M A-I'M A DELLY DOSE MOMO! I MADE IT MOMO!

[05:59:15] MOMO I MADE IT! I'M A DELLY DOSE MOMO!

[05:59:19] I'm gonna beat this up.

[05:59:29] Bro.

[05:59:34] Okay.

[05:59:36] Guys it's time.

[05:59:41] It's time to...

[05:59:42] You think I can beat it in one sitting?

[05:59:44] Ain't no fucking way I'm gonna beat this in one sitting.

[05:59:49] Now with my pussy ass

[05:59:51] Now my scary pussy ass

[05:59:55] Causing every five seconds ain't no fucking way

[05:59:59] Orkin mother for girl forkin a fork in it

[06:00:04] You can get close I'm gonna get close to your mom

[06:00:13] I'm gonna get close to your mom and you'll see

[06:00:19] I'm gonna get close to your mom and you will see

[06:00:22] God then

[06:00:31] Everybody guess what get ready. It's time. We're gonna play the walking dead tell to get

[06:00:39] We believe in you mousy worst case we get more mouse plays win-win

[06:00:44] Guys the walking dead is over it's time to finish this fucking game

[06:00:51] bonuses

[06:00:54] Special content

[06:01:03] Increases bullet penetration penetration wait trusted companion charm Leon

[06:01:14] Why isn't this trusted companion charm 801?

[06:01:24] Why isn't it 801?

[06:01:28] That Fortnite RPG reminded me that a new Sword Art Online game was announced except you. Don't play as Kirito.

[06:01:44] Don't play us, kiddo.

[06:01:53] Because he married Sherry?

[06:01:54] Oh, he didn't.

[06:01:57] He did not marry Sherry.

[06:01:58] He did?

[06:01:59] Stop.

[06:02:00] Ain't no fucking way.

[06:02:01] He did not marry Sherry.

[06:02:03] Stop.

[06:02:04] Stop it.

[06:02:05] He did not marry Sherry Birkin.

[06:02:10] She's like 20 years younger than him.

[06:02:18] I mean, once you're a certain age, I feel like, I feel like once you're past a certain

[06:02:26] age, it doesn't fucking matter anymore.

[06:02:32] Or does it?

[06:02:34] She's 40?

[06:02:35] Oh, is she 40?

[06:02:36] Wait, who's 40?

[06:02:38] Sherry?

[06:02:39] Leon is not 49, he is 51 in the game.

[06:02:53] Leon is not 49, he's 51 in the game.

[06:03:00] Jerry's in her 30s?

[06:03:03] I mean he's a hot 51 year old bro.

[06:03:15] Pre-Order is crazy.

[06:03:16] Are you-

[06:03:17] Wait, what do you mean pre-order?

[06:03:19] What the fuck?

[06:03:20] Gulp?

[06:03:21] What do you mean by that?

[06:03:22] So all employees the girl is currently occupying the base

[06:03:26] The basement

[06:03:28] What does that mean someone called her a pre-order stop?

[06:03:33] We plan to corner her by taking advantage of the subjects intolerance to light and we'll place high-sensitivity

[06:03:38] Intensity ultraviolet lamps throughout the area once this is complete

[06:03:41] We'll begin the operation to eliminate the subject and prepare your weapons and be on standby

[06:03:46] Cherry's 40 years old

[06:03:52] Guys, I don't... I don't think she's fucking 40.

[06:03:55] I think she's in her 30s.

[06:04:03] I think she's in her 30s, Brith.

[06:04:13] She's in her 40s! Okay, God!

[06:04:15] Shit, though!

[06:04:17] Fuck!

[06:04:22] hey guys oh my I only have two big boy bullets left I'm gonna work in

[06:04:38] guys I'm gonna die

[06:04:42] do we remember what we're doing no

[06:04:57] do I remember what I'm doing no I'm gonna die electrocute if I go on this

[06:05:05] water

[06:05:12] This guy was jerking off before he got his head cut off.

[06:05:26] Oh my god, I'm not stepping in.

[06:05:42] Don't walk into water when there's electricity, guys!

[06:06:04] Don't do it!

[06:06:06] Don't do it, sir!

[06:06:10] Do not do it!

[06:06:13] Do not do it!

[06:06:16] Don't do it!

[06:06:17] Don't do it bros!

[06:06:25] Not even for a scabie snack, not even for a scabie snack.

[06:06:29] Eeeh!

[06:06:34] Guys...

[06:06:36] We should have played the other game.

[06:06:38] Now I'm gonna be scared all night and I'm gonna cry and it's gonna be your fault

[06:06:44] What do I do?

[06:06:53] Oh, yo fault

[06:07:03] What the fuck

[06:07:08] I need to explore more.

[06:07:20] Oh, I love exploring.

[06:07:22] Why did you know it's my favorite thing to do?

[06:07:25] Guys, why is it so dark in here?

[06:07:29] Somebody turn on the light.

[06:07:31] Oh, I could put it in here.

[06:07:36] Oh, here I am in the other room!

[06:07:43] Hooray!

[06:07:47] Hooray!

[06:07:50] Squeeze through!

[06:07:55] Hooray!

[06:08:00] Squeeze through!

[06:08:05] If anybody's in here and they're dead and they're alive, I swear to God.

[06:08:13] Well, nothing can get in here cause like, the doors are closed so it doesn't matter.

[06:08:19] Oh, I got a lock pick!

[06:08:22] Nothing can get in here so it's fine.

[06:08:25] It doesn't really fucking matter, you know?

[06:08:29] Because everything is off and the doors are locked so there's nobody in here that can

[06:08:37] hurt me.

[06:08:45] Number 10.

[06:08:46] Look he doesn't even have a head, bro.

[06:08:53] Square socket wrench.

[06:08:56] Oh. Thanks. Thank you, sir. Number 10, Mouse and Babies. What if he gets up and he just

[06:09:20] Starts dancing.

[06:09:33] Number 12.

[06:09:35] Penis!

[06:09:50] I need to turn off the light!

[06:10:20] Holy shit!

[06:10:24] Oh my god, this guy's shit on me.

[06:10:38] Whoa, she's so scary, bro.

[06:11:00] Whoa, she's so scary, bro.

[06:11:08] I got air blow help!

[06:11:15] Hey guys, why didn't we play Pocopia?

[06:11:38] What?

[06:11:40] What?

[06:11:42] What?

[06:11:44] What?

[06:11:46] What?

[06:11:56] How can I tell if she's coming?

[06:11:58] Wait, she doesn't like the light. She won't come in here, fucking bitch. You dumb ass!

[06:12:22] so which way do i go deeper in here

[06:12:29] deeper and deeper dear god she's morphing into full gremlin

[06:12:33] Oh, copious seems fun.

[06:12:40] Have you had to kill a zombie yet?

[06:12:49] Oh

[06:13:05] What if she comes back

[06:13:13] Oh, she's coming

[06:13:19] everyone's dead the plan went to shit I'm the only one left in this all way

[06:13:26] this is where I came from

[06:13:37] just stay in the lights and she can't get me

[06:13:42] Have I stayed in the light, she can't get me.

[06:13:52] Oh lord, she's coming!

[06:14:02] Oh

[06:14:22] They're gone. Oh, Jesus

[06:14:32] Let me go!

[06:14:47] Oh god, here we go.

[06:15:02] Come on.

[06:15:23] This seems like a safe room.

[06:15:25] Well these don't have heads, so it's fine.

[06:15:42] We're safe.

[06:15:43] Hey, can you lockpick this?

[06:15:46] Oh, nice.

[06:15:48] Oh my god, thank goodness.

[06:15:54] you know what that means

[06:15:58] bros you know what that means bros

[06:16:00] I'm gonna make some shit

[06:16:04] I'm gonna make more bullets

[06:16:05] or this fucking gun

[06:16:24] What the fuck?

[06:16:31] Buh.

[06:16:38] Is she fucking for real?

[06:16:53] I don't want to hear it. Square Saki Ranger Tool with a Square Sheep Saki can be used

[06:17:09] to loosen bolts. I see, okay.

[06:17:17] Bound on my head.

[06:17:23] I'm just gonna save up here, okay.

[06:17:29] Fork it.

[06:17:31] Fork it, bro.

[06:17:39] Okay, uh...

[06:17:46] I went into the boiler room.

[06:17:49] I went into the bunker. I should get the blood that's in there. It's just tender.

[06:17:53] There's more blood here.

[06:17:57] Oh, I need this.

[06:18:01] This whole area, don't I?

[06:18:03] What's in here? Power distributor.

[06:18:06] Oh, I have to go this way.

[06:18:08] I see.

[06:18:35] Did she look at the crafting thing?

[06:18:38] Wait I think I could have crafted a few more things. I'm going back to the storage.

[06:18:46] Holy shit.

[06:18:50] Oh I can make more heels.

[06:18:54] Think out.

[06:18:56] You have this one.

[06:19:00] That's all I can make.

[06:19:08] I don't wear anything on to it.

[06:19:13] Uh, what the?

[06:19:16] I'll keep this on me just in case.

[06:19:22] Use empty injectors for upgrades.

[06:19:25] What can I...

[06:19:28] What can I do with them?

[06:19:32] Oh, med injector.

[06:19:34] Oh wait oh these are

[06:19:45] but I don't have the fuck I don't have the I don't I didn't upgrade my thing

[06:19:54] I didn't upgrade my blood thing, it's my fault, I'm stupid.

[06:20:04] Okay, go out.

[06:20:10] Should I bring the light with me?

[06:20:20] I'm a terrified woman.

[06:20:29] Yeah, her POV is scary.

[06:20:35] Maybe I should go and...

[06:20:37] What if I just go in third person?

[06:20:40] Guys, I'm gonna switch POV so it's not so scary,

[06:20:44] Because I'm a scary pussy!

[06:20:55] That's fun for us, true.

[06:20:58] You guys just love watching me suffer.

[06:21:10] Oh my gosh, she's gonna jump out.

[06:21:14] Okay, according to my map, I go out, I have to go to where the elevator is.

[06:21:26] This is what I have to do, collection pool.

[06:21:33] You're too scared to play.

[06:21:35] Don't be scared.

[06:21:36] Be brave, just like me.

[06:21:41] Be a brave girl, just like me.

[06:22:02] Alright, let's go pick this up.

[06:22:04] Yes.

[06:22:11] Oh, hey, whoa, oh, shit, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck,

[06:22:37] I can't look at space.

[06:22:55] Why is everyone of these 12 fellow research places always destroyed?

[06:23:02] Oh wait!

[06:23:13] Oh wait, I can't see.

[06:23:19] I can't fucking see.

[06:23:22] Please.

[06:23:24] Okay, I'm a little confused, cause now I'm like, where the fuck do I go now?

[06:23:28] I open the thing.

[06:23:32] Where are the residents? Oh, they're all evil.

[06:23:36] Oh, I have to go to the holding cells. Oh, okay.

[06:23:41] Well, I got this.

[06:23:43] To the holding cells, I say.

[06:24:02] Come on.

[06:24:12] Your face, your face, your face.

[06:24:29] You can also go to the farming.

[06:24:54] What's the door on the opposite side?

[06:25:15] I don't know what this is like.

[06:25:17] Can I explode the big, the big lady girl?

[06:25:27] Can I pop the big lady girl?

[06:25:37] I doubt it.

[06:25:38] So this opens what? This?

[06:25:52] Does it open all the cells?

[06:25:57] Oh, where is it?

[06:26:02] I hear you little shit. Oh, there you are.

[06:26:08] I need all three for the cell, okay.

[06:26:21] Taking the toolbox to the boiler room for repairs, the quality of blood the laboratory

[06:26:26] receives has gone downhill.

[06:26:28] We've been notified from above to take immediate action.

[06:26:31] Looks like some problem during the separation process is the blade.

[06:26:35] I'm going to do some work on it, okay?

[06:26:38] I hope you did your work.

[06:26:43] Oh, fuck me. No.

[06:26:56] What?

[06:27:03] Great.

[06:27:08] So what does this lead to what what what is this oh god that's to get out

[06:27:27] Something's gonna chase me isn't it?

[06:27:31] Oh my god, I'm gonna frick it.

[06:27:37] Something is gonna chase me, isn't it?

[06:27:41] Don't look at me like that.

[06:27:45] Can I make an injector or ammo?

[06:27:49] I have 34, maybe...

[06:27:55] Give me another ejector, because I only have three.

[06:28:03] You act like this is a horror game, you know what?

[06:28:07] I'm gonna tell you something, I'm gonna hit your butt.

[06:28:11] Molotov is great against a big lady.

[06:28:17] Should we make one Molotov?

[06:28:25] Inject her or Molotov? Molotov distracts her with no damage. Oh.

[06:28:36] It stuns her? Oh God!

[06:28:44] The Molotov chases her off.

[06:28:55] I feel like okay, I'll make one just tested if it's acid and is all your fault

[06:29:25] Give his ass. This is all your fault, bro.

[06:29:30] And see if he fit in here.

[06:29:48] What?

[06:29:55] What the fuck?

[06:30:05] What the fuck is that?

[06:30:16] What is this place?

[06:30:21] No

[06:30:26] No

[06:30:28] Oh

[06:30:32] Sir?

[06:30:42] Come on.

[06:30:49] Hope he's dead for a while.

[06:31:02] I hope he's dead for a while I hope he's dead for a while

[06:31:25] What the heck am I looking at excuse me oh it's a bottle I think

[06:31:46] What the fuck?

[06:31:55] Oh, I'm not picking it up yet.

[06:32:05] Let me be safe in the light for now.

[06:32:15] the 12 subjects we were provided with were confirmed infected and reduced blood at the

[06:32:20] processing area will be able to increase the turnover rate even more thanks to the increased

[06:32:25] stock from our supply chain.

[06:32:27] We have already started processing today's additions.

[06:32:30] Okay?

[06:32:31] What is today's additions?

[06:32:32] What do you mean?

[06:32:33] What are you talking about?

[06:32:34] What do you mean?

[06:32:35] What are you talking about?

[06:32:36] What do you mean?

[06:32:37] What are you talking about?

[06:32:38] Oh

[06:32:46] Hold

[06:32:50] Hold

[06:32:55] Make sure knife

[06:32:58] Why should I make a knife?

[06:33:01] I'm not making a knife of this shit

[06:33:08] I have to go around the dead people hanging on the-

[06:33:17] Oh my god.

[06:33:18] Are you fucking for real?

[06:33:23] Nice.

[06:33:24] Nice.

[06:33:54] Okay, we're for Leon.

[06:34:05] Leon is a brave man and I'm a pussy.

[06:34:11] What is this way?

[06:34:19] Oh my god.

[06:34:35] What?

[06:34:36] Help!

[06:34:37] Help!

[06:34:38] You can't come in here, there's light.

[06:34:45] You can't come in here, there's light and you don't like that.

[06:34:58] You can't come in here, there's light and you don't like that.

[06:35:07] I don't like that!

[06:35:17] I need a big ass key or some shit.

[06:35:33] Oh no!

[06:35:40] Are you telling me I have to turn off the lights any way to get in there?

[06:35:46] Oh my fuck.

[06:35:49] You gotta be shitting me.

[06:35:55] Can the scary music stop, please?

[06:36:20] She's gonna come this way, huh?

[06:36:25] Wait, why is she so loud?

[06:36:40] Oh, she's right there, we end the door.

[06:36:51] Hello my friend.

[06:36:58] Hello my friend.

[06:37:05] Hello my friend.

[06:37:16] I'm never going to find out what this is we're going to pass that area next

[06:37:33] Oh, no.

[06:37:38] Uh-oh.

[06:37:42] I don't have enough space.

[06:37:45] Gulp.

[06:37:48] Well, if I turn the knife in the scrap...

[06:37:53] Oh, never mind. Just...

[06:37:57] I'm gonna have to turn both scraps into a fucking knife!

[06:38:03] That sucks! I want my scrap to make stuff! Fuck! What do I do? Oh no! There's things!

[06:38:31] I get rid of my bottle, it's good for me, the bottle does so much for me, say the scrap,

[06:38:58] Guys I don't want to walk all the way back over there. It's so far away, it's so far away, and they're gonna come again me.

[06:39:11] There's something I have to go by.

[06:39:14] I don't want to use all my injectors, I only have two left.

[06:39:41] oh my god she's gonna come out is she

[06:39:46] come on, she's gonna come out

[06:39:49] she's gonna come out, it's gonna chase me

[06:40:07] because of how fucking course she is

[06:40:41] I

[06:40:58] Yeah, maybe she wants me my friend, you know, I bet like I have a question. Maybe do you think like

[06:41:06] Me using those like

[06:41:11] You think me using the um, I'm lost.

[06:41:21] You think me using the bullets on her, the big bullets, do you think that was a waste?

[06:41:30] You think I could have just shot her with the normal bullets and made her go away?

[06:41:44] Damn.

[06:41:45] If that's the case, I'm gonna feel kind of stupid.

[06:41:55] You can try.

[06:41:58] Where's the more blood?

[06:41:59] There's... It says that there's blood out here.

[06:42:07] Oh, but it's just pain.

[06:42:10] That's nothing!

[06:42:24] Big gun one-shot sends her away. Oh, true.

[06:42:26] I guess that's why she would turn around and leave because of us because of us because of our firepower because you can't take it because you're scared of us

[06:42:45] Oh zipper. Thank you so much for the gift itself. Thank you

[06:42:48] You know what's even worse?

[06:42:57] You know what's worse about her?

[06:42:59] It doesn't help that Grace is like scared and she's like-

[06:43:02] Oh boy!

[06:43:14] lol

[06:43:17] scary

[06:44:14] I'm done.

[06:44:23] Holy shit.

[06:44:28] Fuck man.

[06:44:44] Oh my god.

[06:44:54] You need that...

[06:45:02] There's a battery in the furnace?

[06:45:04] What?

[06:45:11] You mean the power distributor in here?

[06:45:24] Is that where I have to put it?

[06:45:25] Do I have to put it there?

[06:45:29] I have it in here.

[06:45:35] You can't do that yet.

[06:45:54] Where the hell is the tax dollars going then?

[06:45:57] You know how expensive it is to upkeep this facility?

[06:46:02] That is not cheap.

[06:46:07] Alright, well I got rid of this moose bunker that's in here.

[06:46:14] So, we're fine here.

[06:46:19] The upkeep of this place is expensive.

[06:46:32] Should we kill this guy?

[06:46:36] I'll keep the rest over there.

[06:46:39] BEEEETT!

[06:46:41] Don't be afraid, I should have played Pocopia!

[06:46:46] I should have played Pocopia!

[06:46:48] AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[06:46:52] Hey, how are we gonna move this?

[06:46:57] Still...

[06:47:13] You gotta come back later when you have the key on.

[06:47:15] I should have played pocopia.

[06:47:37] Alright now that I have both of these.

[06:47:41] This is still three, so I can't do these, isn't it?

[06:47:46] Uh...

[06:47:52] The collection pool, I guess?

[06:47:54] I don't know.

[06:48:01] Um...

[06:48:03] Yeah, the collection pool, that has two.

[06:48:09] collection pool

[06:48:13] oh my god she's gonna come and bite my butt isn't she

[06:48:18] okay wait let me look at that

[06:48:20] okay we pull this out

[06:48:22] we go this way

[06:48:29] this part is one of the toughest

[06:48:36] do you want me to cry

[06:48:39] In regards to tax dollars, we were saying how an FBI desk agent wasn't used to fighting

[06:49:01] giant zombies didn't make sense.

[06:49:03] That's true.

[06:49:04] You know what?

[06:49:05] trail. You know what? Why am I doing this? Why are we doing this? Why can't the government

[06:49:13] do this? Why is it me? Why can't it be- why does it have to be me? Why can't it be the

[06:49:25] United States government? You are the government. Um, just because I'm FBI that doesn't mean

[06:49:34] I'm qualified to do this, okay?

[06:49:39] Okay.

[06:49:41] Just because I'm at the eye breath.

[06:50:04] Just because I'm a part of that bugging F may I?

[06:50:11] Okay, let's go.

[06:50:20] Guys, you're gonna come.

[06:50:28] What?

[06:50:29] A federal body inspector?

[06:50:32] I'm on the case.

[06:50:36] Chat countdown 3 to 1.

[06:50:41] Here comes Marie, prepared to run.

[06:50:44] I want Marie to come after me.

[06:50:50] Please, Marie.

[06:50:51] Don't.

[06:50:52] Please.

[06:50:53] Please.

[06:50:54] Like, we could be friends.

[06:50:55] We could be friends and we don't have to be mean to each other.

[06:50:58] guys what if I pee myself can I come come on oh see thank you so much for the

[06:51:11] technique that's up there yo I got this molotov do you think the molotov will

[06:51:25] I'm really scared. I don't think you understand how scared I am.

[06:51:55] Hold on, let me put up my hair.

[06:52:02] I know this is serious.

[06:52:04] Hold on, I'm putting my hair up.

[06:52:06] I'm putting it up.

[06:52:07] Hold on.

[06:52:08] Putting my hair up.

[06:52:09] It means this is a serious matter.

[06:52:15] But we're looking here right now.

[06:52:36] Take off the batteries and once she's closed put the batteries in the next door, just the

[06:52:53] light on and then she goes off.

[06:52:55] What's the closest?

[06:52:57] Okay.

[06:52:58] Alright my hair's nice and tight.

[06:53:03] Nice and tight.

[06:53:09] Damn, I put my hair so tight I gave myself a face lift.

[06:53:12] Holy shit.

[06:53:23] Holy fuck.

[06:53:33] The tighter the hair the stronger. I think I put it too tight. Holy shit, hold up.

[06:53:46] Oh my god.

[06:53:50] I put it way too tight. I put it like, I'm talking like how I used to wear my hair back in ballet tight. Holy fuck.

[06:53:57] she's gonna go bald by one time your hair doesn't recede unless you're doing

[06:54:03] this shit every day I hope oh I'm not gonna go bald for real I just don't

[06:54:11] love me if I'm bald

[06:54:13] No, what the fuck!

[06:54:20] Alright, where's the next one?

[06:54:24] Here?

[06:54:25] Oh my god, I'm so scared.

[06:54:30] Come on, bro, she's gonna come on, she's gonna come on, she's gonna kill me!

[06:54:39] What if I like pull it out and then like I run into like the same room is that is that good or should I go no

[06:54:48] Yes, or no

[06:54:50] We're in the same room

[06:54:53] You worry too much, you know what I'm Puerto Rican. I'm a professional warrior. It's what I do best. Okay, and I'm a woman

[06:54:59] Okay, and I'm anxiety. Okay, so I don't fucking hear it

[06:55:05] Not from you

[06:55:06] Not from anybody

[06:55:09] What

[06:55:26] Come on

[06:55:39] AHH!

[06:55:57] What the fuck?

[06:56:00] Oh my god, I have to do all that again!

[06:56:09] What was that one dude saying about not needing to worry lol?

[06:56:35] So she worries too much to she-chat.

[06:56:38] That's what I'm saying!

[06:56:42] Yeah! I worry too much!

[06:56:44] Yeah!

[06:56:45] What do you think happened to me?

[06:56:48] You think I worry too much?

[06:56:49] Do you think I'm ready to worry?

[06:56:52] Did you just say what happened?

[06:56:54] That can only happen to me, bro.

[06:56:56] I'm fucking zombie blocking my path and then I get my head chopped off!

[06:57:05] Fuck me bro.

[06:57:08] Why didn't you worry enough?

[06:57:13] You know what?

[06:57:15] That's what I'm saying.

[06:57:16] I didn't worry enough.

[06:57:18] That's the real problem.

[06:57:20] The real problem is, instead of worrying-

[06:57:22] Just imagine Leon without a shirt on, and he's gonna save you soon.

[06:57:26] I can't wait till I play as Leon bro.

[06:57:30] He's such a giga-chan.

[06:57:31] He's such a giga-chan bro.

[06:57:33] oh my god there's a fucking what the fuck hold on

[06:57:41] I'm a fucking mosquito in my room.

[06:57:51] I'm a fucking mosquito in here.

[06:58:01] These bloods look like blood.

[06:58:08] No!

[06:58:12] Get out of here!

[06:58:14] Stupid!

[06:58:23] I'm gonna turn to a zombie. Oh no, walker!

[06:58:31] I can't believe this shit, bro.

[06:58:33] I hate everything I have to go all the way back over there

[06:58:56] Get that fucking shit.

[06:58:58] You've got to be fucking shitting me, bro.

[06:59:26] I don't believe this shit, that's bullshit.

[06:59:41] I sure you're carrying, get rid of it.

[06:59:45] They explode this guy?

[06:59:52] Hush? Where is he?

[06:59:57] There's no trace of this man.

[06:59:59] I'll share your carry and you can get rid of it.

[07:00:21] How long ago was that?

[07:00:25] You may know.

[07:00:31] What if he just went home?

[07:00:34] Oh, believe me, I wish.

[07:00:39] That's two.

[07:00:48] About five years, four years?

[07:00:51] Stop. That was not four years ago.

[07:00:55] I

[07:01:01] I

[07:01:06] I'm mouse resident evil seven

[07:01:13] It was four years ago

[07:01:25] Complaining

[07:01:27] What the heck?

[07:01:29] No't you're not!

[07:01:32] Dude!

[07:01:33] I really can't stand all this!

[07:01:35] Wh-

[07:01:36] You're just not listening!

[07:01:38] What the hell are you talking about?

[07:01:39] Oh.

[07:01:41] What's going on?

[07:01:43] Who do you think you are?

[07:01:45] I'm sorry, but I'm also sorry.

[07:01:47] Polo, you're behind the camera!

[07:01:48] I'm sorry!

[07:01:50] You're not supposed to hear!

[07:01:52] That's no...

[07:01:53] Okay, cool!

[07:01:54] Mama Melo. Mama Melo Mamo Melo Coño Mamo Melo Coño Mamo Melo Coño Mamo Melo Coño Mamo Melo Cock-

[07:02:02] bitch

[07:02:15] Oh my god you hear my keyboard sounds

[07:02:20] open

[07:02:21] Open

[07:02:23] The

[07:02:25] Malamelo

[07:02:27] The

[07:02:29] The

[07:02:31] The

[07:02:33] The

[07:02:35] The

[07:02:37] The

[07:02:39] The

[07:02:41] The

[07:02:43] The

[07:02:45] The

[07:02:47] The

[07:02:49] The

[07:03:21] Oh my god look, oh my god, look how bad the graphics are on my, oh my god look my computer how it struggled.

[07:03:51] graphics

[07:04:21] Who was that?

[07:04:25] Was I happy about the balloons?

[07:04:27] Was that me and I going crazy over the balloons? What the fuck?

[07:04:34] That shit you're carrying? Get rid of it.

[07:04:40] That shit you're carrying? Get rid of it.

[07:04:43] Get rid of it.

[07:04:44] That shit you're carrying? Get rid of it.

[07:04:47] That shit you're carrying? Get rid of it.

[07:04:50] Oh my god, did I literally just say that like the whole time?

[07:05:16] Am I okay?

[07:05:18] Brindalic?

[07:05:20] BASSY YOU'RE CARING?

[07:05:22] GET RIDDOLIC

[07:05:24] I'm stupid

[07:05:26] BASSY YOU'RE CARING?

[07:05:28] GET RIDDOLIC

[07:05:30] BASSY YOU'RE CARING?

[07:05:32] GET RIDDOLIC

[07:05:34] I can look in the map, tell me to get rid of the shed. I'm carrying all day.

[07:05:38] BASSY YOU'RE CARING?

[07:05:40] GET RIDDOLIC

[07:05:42] GET RIDDOLIC

[07:05:44] BASSY YOU'RE CARING?

[07:06:16] Get rid of it!

[07:06:18] Get rid of it!

[07:06:20] Get rid of all of it!

[07:06:22] Get rid of it!

[07:06:24] My shit! All that shit you carry!

[07:06:26] Get rid of it!

[07:06:32] I cannot rest until every balloon in this room is popped!

[07:06:38] Yeah!

[07:06:42] Epic gameplay!

[07:06:44] What the?

[07:06:49] Well, I'm high.

[07:06:53] I have to be.

[07:06:55] Ain't no way I'm not.

[07:06:59] There's no way I'm not. I have to be.

[07:07:02] Holy shit, look at all this shit on the screen.

[07:07:05] Boners when they hear balloon popping?

[07:07:08] What?

[07:07:09] I think the people get like, boners when they hear balloon popping.

[07:07:13] I think so.

[07:07:19] I think so, maybe.

[07:07:21] Faster, you're carrying?

[07:07:26] I picked up some ship somewhere and I've been carrying it with me. Please help me mousy.

[07:07:31] Faster, you're carrying? Get rid of it.

[07:07:33] Faster, you're carrying?

[07:07:37] Re-invent-ing

[07:07:43] Oh...

[07:07:44] HA HA HA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[07:07:46] I'm ready to get...

[07:07:47] Faster you're carrying...

[07:07:49] AAAAAAAA

[07:07:51] Bitch, that's what you're carrying!

[07:07:52] Get rid of it!

[07:07:54] Happy fucking birthday to you!

[07:07:55] Oh my god, I cut my PC.

[07:08:02] Oh my god, it was BORKAL that said that.

[07:08:12] What?

[07:08:12] Oh my god, it was BORKAL that said that.

[07:08:22] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, my fucking eyes!

[07:08:40] Look at my eyes!

[07:08:42] That's who you're carrying! Get rid of it!

[07:08:44] Hey mouse, that's who you're carrying! Get rid of it!

[07:08:47] Look at my eyes! I'm dying!

[07:08:49] I can't wait a minute!

[07:08:50] I'm dying! Look at my fucking eyes!

[07:08:52] That's who you're carrying! Get rid of it!

[07:08:53] Okay. Shits aggressively.

[07:08:55] That's who you're carrying?

[07:08:57] Ah!

[07:08:59] What the fuck?

[07:09:01] What the fuck?

[07:09:04] Mouse, you're slowly going insane while playing Resident Evil IC.

[07:09:09] That's who you're carrying? Get rid of it.

[07:09:11] Oh

[07:09:20] No, this shit I'm carrying you so heavy

[07:09:23] I would love for Johnny to make a video him saying that she's a carry

[07:09:30] That's you carry get rid of this. Oh my god, my PC shut all the way

[07:09:35] Please do that shit you're carrying

[07:09:37] Get rid of it!

[07:09:39] Never did it.

[07:09:40] That's what you're carrying!

[07:09:50] That's what you're carrying?

[07:09:52] Get rid of it!

[07:09:55] Please Johnny, please.

[07:09:58] He never fucking did it.

[07:10:00] Johnny, why?

[07:10:01] That's what you're carrying!

[07:10:03] We are living on easy street also that shit you're carrying get rid of

[07:10:11] Oh my god, this is the second part!

[07:10:21] Hey mouse, I forgot what I'm supposed to do with this chip and I'm carrying the game.

[07:10:25] Cause you're carrying?

[07:10:27] Wait a minute.

[07:10:29] Well, thank you for the five gifts and stuff.

[07:10:31] I'm so lucky.

[07:10:33] Did I seriously spend the whole game saying that?

[07:10:35] Oh my god.

[07:10:37] I didn't want to say it.

[07:10:41] That shit you're carrying, get rid of it!

[07:10:49] Also bring back that Meg Thrin TTS voice.

[07:10:52] That shit you're carrying, get rid of it!

[07:11:00] What happened to me in 20s when I was like, I don't want to know, man!

[07:11:03] Sorry, in the bitlight, will someone please tell me what to do with the shit I'm carrying?

[07:11:10] You gotta get rid of it, bro.

[07:11:19] Oh my god, the alerts, bro.

[07:11:21] Holy cow, happy year.

[07:11:23] Get rid of it.

[07:11:24] Speaking of which things...

[07:11:25] Bess, are you carrying?

[07:11:27] Get rid of it.

[07:11:29] Hear me?

[07:11:31] Mia, let's say you're carrying!

[07:11:33] Get rid of it!

[07:11:34] Bess, let's say you're carrying!

[07:11:36] Get rid of it!

[07:11:37] Bess, say you're carrying?

[07:11:39] That shit you're carrying, get rid of it. Also, I'm sending this video to my friends that are going through something with no context.

[07:11:50] Don't wait.

[07:11:51] That shit you're carrying?

[07:11:52] Isn't everybody you know.

[07:11:53] Oh my god, I gotta take you to a poor business call.

[07:11:56] Hold on, I need to get rid of the shit that I'm carrying.

[07:11:59] You're carrying? Get rid of it.

[07:12:01] Whoa, what the fuck?

[07:12:03] That shit you're carrying? Get rid of it.

[07:12:07] I see you carry! Get rid of it!

[07:12:09] Why does it sound like fucking tumbling into the fucking microphone? What the fuck?

[07:12:15] We're in business call.

[07:12:16] Hold on, I need to get rid of the shit that I'm carrying.

[07:12:19] I see you carry! Get rid of it!

[07:12:22] I see you carry! Get rid of it!

[07:12:24] I see you carry! Get rid of it!

[07:12:26] I see you carry! Get rid of it!

[07:12:28] I see you carry! Get rid of it!

[07:12:32] I see you carry!

[07:12:34] You're a rat!

[07:12:36] You're a rat!

[07:12:38] I see you're carrying your rabbit!

[07:12:40] Holy shit!

[07:12:42] That's shit you're carrying?

[07:12:44] Get rid of it.

[07:12:45] Bro, this is my old house, holy shit.

[07:12:47] I saw you carrying your rabbit!

[07:12:49] Ha ha ha!

[07:12:51] Boom boom boom boom boom!

[07:12:53] That's shit you're carrying?

[07:12:55] Get rid of it.

[07:12:56] That's shit you're carrying?

[07:12:58] Ha ha ha!

[07:13:00] I wonder how many people are gonna see that tweet

[07:13:03] I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

[07:13:04] Oh my god, I even tweeted it!

[07:13:06] What do you mean?

[07:13:07] What do you mean?

[07:13:09] That shit you're carrying?

[07:13:10] Get rid of it.

[07:13:11] What is this glowing dark?

[07:13:13] What the fuck?

[07:13:14] Come.

[07:13:15] That shit you're carrying?

[07:13:17] That shit you're carrying?

[07:13:18] I'm free.

[07:13:19] That shit I was carrying?

[07:13:20] Get rid of it.

[07:13:21] Oh my.

[07:13:22] Oh my god.

[07:13:23] That shit you're carrying?

[07:13:24] Get rid of it.

[07:13:25] Ha ha ha ha!

[07:13:27] That shit you're carrying?

[07:13:28] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[07:13:30] The frames, oh my god.

[07:13:31] I guess I have to get rid of that. I guess I have to get rid of that.

[07:13:37] Mom, Dad, you just don't understand me.

[07:13:40] I guess I have to get rid of that.

[07:13:44] I got rid of the fucking frames. That's what I got rid of.

[07:13:48] I'm coming! I'm coming!

[07:13:51] Come! Come! Come for me!

[07:13:57] Now my sweet angel of music come

[07:14:05] What the fuck

[07:14:08] Let's see you carry

[07:14:11] Get rid of it

[07:14:14] That's it you're carry

[07:14:16] I am currently transporting items that may be considered excrement by others

[07:14:21] I am currently confused as to what action I should take in regard to said excrement

[07:14:26] Yeah, really any advice get ready

[07:14:29] That should you got rid of pick it up again actually

[07:14:36] Holy shit, you go on to share our perhaps good word

[07:14:40] Soon the whole world will know the truth our truth

[07:14:43] They will know to drop their burdens to lessen their loads and free their minds. Yes. Yes

[07:14:48] This would say that shit. You're carrying

[07:14:51] That fecal matter which currently imposes a physical burden on you

[07:14:55] I suggest you relieve yourself of it post-haste. Yes, post-haste

[07:15:02] Now see please I've already

[07:15:05] Have no more shit to carry

[07:15:08] Any more shit, please stop

[07:15:10] That's what you're getting?

[07:15:15] Get ready!

[07:15:23] There was only two parts.

[07:15:29] Oh my god, holy shit.

[07:15:36] Guys, which way am I going? Honestly.

[07:15:38] That's what you're carrying? Get rid of it.

[07:15:48] You guys help.

[07:15:54] Hopefully a zombie's not in there, bro.

[07:15:56] If he is blocking my fucking way, I swear to God, bro.

[07:16:03] That's what you're carrying? Get rid of it.

[07:16:05] It's crazy cause like sometimes I watch Crystal Myself and I think, oh damn my voice sounds

[07:16:13] so squeaky but then like, then I watch Crystal Myself and then I'm like wait a minute I sound

[07:16:18] the same.

[07:16:19] I feel, I don't know.

[07:16:20] Then, thank you so much for the five, I feel like my voice changed but at the same

[07:16:28] time it's the same.

[07:16:30] God damn it.

[07:16:34] Mike also I think my voice change a little but different Mike that you're

[07:16:41] carrying get rid of it over under on verbal stimming on that shit you're

[07:16:45] carrying get rid of it for the rest of the night that you're carrying it does

[07:16:51] make shit less scary when you think about that show you're carrying get

[07:16:55] rid of it I'm just saying it it does feel it does seem less scary that

[07:17:01] That's so you're caring, get rid of it!

[07:17:04] That's so you're caring, get rid of it!

[07:17:09] Sorry I had to get it out of my system.

[07:17:14] Have to get it out of my system.

[07:17:16] I'm sorry

[07:17:31] You're carrying?

[07:17:32] Get rid of it.

[07:17:34] Oh my god, here we go.

[07:17:42] Na na na na na na na.

[07:17:44] Uh oh.

[07:17:46] One.

[07:17:50] Man, I really thought that I could walk by.

[07:17:58] Really thought I could walk by.

[07:18:01] Okay, I sure fuckin' know, bro.

[07:18:27] Alright, note to self, all the fucking zombies are gonna wake up.

[07:18:36] All of them.

[07:18:37] They will all wake up, every single one of them.

[07:18:48] Every single fucking one of them are gonna wake up.

[07:18:54] Eeh, what the hell am I puttamiyebda?

[07:19:01] Let's show your fucking caring and get rid of it.

[07:19:09] Cal, thank you so much for the gift itself, thank you.

[07:19:18] No to self all the zombies wake up

[07:19:43] mental note

[07:19:48] I loved and hated this part. How could you love this part? What do you love about this part?

[07:19:53] I want to know the psychology that goes behind your brain. What is the thought process inside of your brain that makes you love this part?

[07:20:00] Oh wait, explain yourself.

[07:20:06] Explain yourself.

[07:20:09] Oh shit, I take my meds. Get your own umbrella badge with it. Oh shit, that's true! You can get an umbrella badge!

[07:20:15] That's still going on?

[07:20:17] Oh sorry mosquito scared me

[07:20:32] Just gonna share me

[07:20:37] Oh, it was raccoon bad now it's umbrella

[07:20:41] Umbrella badge more than raccoon badge. What the fuck wait can I get a rock wait?

[07:20:45] Can I get one? Do I have to give this a song to myself shit? Can I get if I get if I give the song to myself do I get one?

[07:20:57] Fuck it there

[07:21:01] Gee mister, thank you so much for the gifted song

[07:21:05] Thank you for the fight gifted cloud. Thank you for the gifted some wolves pain shark. Thank you guys so much for the gifted songs. Thank you. Oh

[07:21:12] Oh, CJ, thank you so much for the five gifted subs, thanks.

[07:21:18] Thank you, thank you.

[07:21:19] Raccoon for, wait, did you get a raccoon?

[07:21:22] Wait, I want, I want, I want, I don't want the raccoon badge.

[07:21:25] I want a dispatch.

[07:21:27] Knight casually, thank you guys so much for the gifted subs.

[07:21:30] I'm gonna gift one to myself and see if it works.

[07:21:33] I want that fucking badge, hold up.

[07:21:49] I want it all for me.

[07:21:50] Ow, thank you so much for the gift itself, Taylor.

[07:21:56] Thank you so much for the gift itself.

[07:21:58] Thank you.

[07:21:59] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

[07:22:02] It better work. I'll give five subs

[07:22:07] Do I get a badge?

[07:22:11] I got it! I got the badge! Yeah!

[07:22:20] Well, Iron Mouse, thanks for the fucking gifted subs. You're so cool. One of the coolest VTubers I've ever met

[07:22:59] Now, let me, let me take my meds.

[07:23:05] Oh my god, thank you guys so much for the gifted subs, holy shit.

[07:23:10] Thank you, Barca. You bought, thank you, Hannah. Thank you, Bey. Thank you, Kimbus. Thank you, Marshall. Thank you guys so much.

[07:23:22] Bro, this part is hard, what the fuck? I hate the fact that all the fuckings are out, and fucking knew they were all gonna come back.

[07:23:29] EG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE FIGHT, GET THE SUBs, I'M GONNA LEARN HOW TO PRONOUNCE YOUR NAME.

[07:23:37] And you will see.

[07:23:41] Thank you one gang.

[07:23:45] Rent, thank you so much for the gift of some dark dragoon. Thank you for the gift and sub.

[07:23:51] Just one sub and you get a badge. You get the cool badge.

[07:23:55] Badge

[07:23:57] First name, thank you so much for the gifted sub, thank you for the 5 gifted, dead

[07:24:01] Thank you so much for the one gifted sub, death, death, thank you for the gifted sub

[07:24:05] Shadow, thank you for the 10 gifted subs, slug, thank you for the 1 gifted sub, mount

[07:24:11] Sammy, Sammy, thank you so much for the 5 gifted amount, thank you so much for the 1 gifted sub

[07:24:15] Thank you guys so much, what the fuck

[07:24:19] Yeah, the drops are out, I don't even know we still had drops, I thought it was just the racoon badge

[07:24:23] getting the other one.

[07:24:34] Joel, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.

[07:24:36] Nolkan, thank you for the gifted subs.

[07:24:37] Tarot, thank you so much for the gifted subs.

[07:24:40] Stache Rache, thank you for the gift subs.

[07:24:42] Book of Fests, thank you for the gift subs.

[07:24:44] Cyber, thank you for the 5 gifted subs.

[07:24:45] Madyat, thank you for the gift subs.

[07:24:50] I roll 3 for the 10 gift and solves, thank you!

[07:24:56] I like this badge more than the raccoon badge.

[07:25:00] I like the umbrella badge better, it looks cool.

[07:25:03] It looks cool.

[07:25:04] Here, thank you so much for the gift solve, thank you.

[07:25:07] Looks way cooler than the raccoon badge, I think.

[07:25:09] Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.

[07:25:23] Thank you, thank you, cutout thank you so much for the 1 gifted sub, thank you.

[07:25:29] Xena, thank you for the 1 gifted sub, Epra, thank you for the 1 gifted sub, Sylvia,

[07:25:34] thank you for the 1 gifted branch.

[07:25:36] Thank you so much for the one gifted.

[07:25:38] I'm taking my meds.

[07:25:40] Silence!

[07:25:42] Hello, Loki. Thank you for the five gifted. Thank you.

[07:25:46] Oh, also, there was somebody that asked like a week ago if the Yomi Yomiuriland video was coming out.

[07:25:55] It came out on the channel, by the way, so if you guys want to watch the Yomiuriland video, it is out on the YouTube channel.

[07:26:02] It's finally out after all this time.

[07:26:05] Finally, thank you.

[07:26:08] Yay!

[07:26:12] You gifted yourself. Thank you for 13 months.

[07:26:17] Reset. Thanks for 13 months.

[07:26:21] Cry, thank you for the gift sub. Adam, thank you for the gift sub. Able, thank you for the gift sub. Thank you guys.

[07:26:26] Gray, thank you for the gift sub. Archangel, thank you for the gift sub.

[07:26:31] Deadly Kitten, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.

[07:26:35] Thank you very much.

[07:26:40] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[07:26:48] You gifted to Hotaru-chan. Thank you for giving to Hotaru-chan.

[07:26:53] What scent is the Iron Mouse Cheeky Soap?

[07:26:56] Uh, delicious scent.

[07:26:58] It's hard to explain what it smells like, but it smells...

[07:27:01] I promise you it smells good and everybody who has smelled it

[07:27:04] It says that it smells good, everyone.

[07:27:17] It doesn't taste so good, well, well, that's your problem.

[07:27:27] I think that's how you pronounce it, S4, thank you so much for the gift and sub, Red Pillow,

[07:27:36] thank you for the gift and sub, Wee Wee, thank you for the gift and sub, Alex, thank you

[07:27:42] for the gift, five gift and subs, Swine, thank you for the gift and sub, Calla, thank

[07:27:46] you for ten gift and subs, Wee, we're gifting a sub to Galiga,

[07:27:52] Quacko, thank you for a 5 gift and some August, thank you for the gift, some.

[07:27:56] Thank you guys so much, what the fuck?

[07:27:59] Thank you guys, holy shit.

[07:28:09] Thank you very much.

[07:28:22] I

[07:28:39] All right, somebody give mouse a sub she really what the fuck

[07:28:43] You can't I can't you can't sub to yourself

[07:28:47] You can't do that

[07:28:49] Obviously for the gift sub giant plant a plant juice they for two gifted subs dawn

[07:28:54] They for five get this those anonymous day for a gift sub mystic ginger thing for a gift sub

[07:29:00] Z O Q a you for one gifted subs and a for one gifted sub you can't sell to yourself

[07:29:09] You can't do that

[07:29:16] Bro

[07:29:19] Mizuki, thank you so much for the gift itself.

[07:29:21] I tweeted out that I was back from a hundred day break.

[07:29:27] And someone was like, you were gone two minutes.

[07:29:32] Matt, thank you so much for the gift itself. Thank you.

[07:29:38] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you everybody, thank you.

[07:29:43] not feels like it's been years this bad it's a cute I like that bad just cute I

[07:29:51] fucking like it oh my god here we go again

[07:29:57] guys am I gonna fucking die

[07:30:01] Thank you for the two gifted subs.

[07:30:08] Thank you for the one gifted sub.

[07:30:14] What if I like...

[07:30:19] If I don't take out the thing, is she gonna come out or no?

[07:30:26] Oh god, I didn't even take it out!

[07:30:56] Oh my god.

[07:31:20] Okay.

[07:31:35] I...

[07:31:39] I didn't even take the thing out.

[07:31:42] Nice.

[07:31:50] But I didn't even take it out.

[07:32:10] Oh, guy, I didn't even take it out, bro.

[07:32:26] Oh, might as well just save.

[07:32:29] It's easier to do, I think, if I do it this way.

[07:32:35] We sure showed her.

[07:32:40] Okay, so this guy stood up.

[07:32:45] I don't have any more of these.

[07:32:57] Well, we found a way around it.

[07:33:23] Not too bad.

[07:33:28] More.

[07:33:41] Perfect.

[07:33:49] I think I'm gonna save.

[07:33:53] I'm gonna save save save save save.

[07:34:05] Worst case you put them back in.

[07:34:13] Array.

[07:34:14] Guys we- Oh my god I thought I could fall down there I was gonna be like-

[07:34:23] AHHHHHHHH!

[07:34:37] Over here!

[07:34:42] HMMM HMMMMMM!

[07:34:53] Terrifying terrifying terrifying terrifying terrifying terrifying

[07:35:14] Stop, I have to go down there. Stop.

[07:35:23] Oh my god, bonk up.

[07:35:30] Great.

[07:35:35] Wait, this is exactly where I want to be.

[07:35:45] And this is Biggie Note, so she could actually fit in here.

[07:35:55] I don't think there is.

[07:36:24] What the fuck is this?

[07:36:49] Fuckless hay!

[07:36:54] Just let me go in there.

[07:37:06] Nice.

[07:37:07] Oh, it's in here.

[07:37:14] Yes!

[07:37:15] It is dangerous to enter a floor plan of the processing area turning the valve hand wheel

[07:37:39] on the opposite side while draining the pool.

[07:37:41] It is dangerous to enter the tank after drainage all all protection guidelines when crossing

[07:37:47] Or in location turn valve to drink water

[07:37:55] No pain the pool I

[07:38:00] Feel like I haven't seen a boy in a million years

[07:38:11] a pool is pee guys if this is what your pee looks like boy do i have news for you i think

[07:38:24] you need to see a doctor if this is what your pee looks like guys i don't know how to tell

[07:38:33] this. I kind of want to save though so kind of want to go back and save and get

[07:38:43] the scrap to make some emo kakai or whatever.

[07:38:49] I'll let him go back.

[07:39:01] You are beyond medical help if you're Pee-Doo, say that, bro, if that's what you're Pee-Doo,

[07:39:04] say, bro.

[07:39:05] You know what, if we trigger it early, that's fine.

[07:39:31] I think that's good.

[07:39:44] I think we did a good thing.

[07:39:57] Oh

[07:40:21] Hola

[07:40:27] Okay.

[07:40:34] Oh, she's right outside.

[07:40:47] Miss?

[07:40:53] What's that?

[07:40:55] Man?

[07:40:57] She's sniffing me.

[07:41:07] She's sniffing!

[07:41:09] She's sniffing me.

[07:41:23] She's a certified sniffer.

[07:41:35] She does a sniff, she just wants to sniff me.

[07:41:39] I don't want to do the blazing.

[07:41:41] They used to want her a five gift and so thank you.

[07:41:44] I wonder how this is going to work now because I feel like we triggered her early

[07:41:49] So now she's probably like going around the other way like the other way that I don't know like do you do you get it?

[07:41:55] Do you understand?

[07:42:00] Maybe she'll just do the same shit that it's always does

[07:42:19] Oh my god though, you found my tweet?

[07:42:31] From fucking 2021?

[07:42:36] Holy shit.

[07:42:42] That shit you're carrying, get rid of it.

[07:42:49] June 15th, 2021 at 11.03 PM.

[07:42:55] Rainbow, thank you so much for the five gets of weight.

[07:43:02] I need to see how long that stream was for.

[07:43:04] Excuse me, let me cross reference the stream.

[07:43:10] What was it?

[07:43:17] June?

[07:43:18] June 15, 2021.

[07:43:21] Oh my god, I have it.

[07:43:36] Oh my God, I have it.

[07:43:43] Wee.

[07:43:48] The 15th of June.

[07:43:54] 2021.

[07:43:58] I only streamed 6 hours a day.

[07:44:24] Holy shit.

[07:44:25] Six hours is still long, who the fuck am I?

[07:44:38] I remember.

[07:44:55] There's a lot of cockroaches in here.

[07:45:04] Yeah, back then six hours was like a lot.

[07:45:08] Six hours was a big deal.

[07:45:14] That was like a super long stream for me.

[07:45:24] Can you imagine the smell? I don't want to imagine the smell.

[07:45:27] Well, it starts pokopia and shoot...actually can you just message me and ask me if I was

[07:45:37] going to play pokopia so I was like do you want to play pokopia one of these days?

[07:45:42] Is it like full co-op or no?

[07:45:57] How the fuck, how do we do this?

[07:46:11] I guess I have to turn off the light and then jump in.

[07:46:27] Wait, this doesn't make any sense.

[07:46:31] You've got to leave it for now.

[07:46:36] Well, wait, how the fuck am I going to leave it?

[07:46:39] If I turn this out, it's going to close the door.

[07:46:58] How do I drain the water?

[07:47:06] Oh, I see.

[07:47:09] I have to go to the other place.

[07:47:15] Drink it up.

[07:47:16] I see.

[07:47:17] I see. I have to go to the other place.

[07:47:30] Okay.

[07:47:33] You're gonna hop out again?

[07:47:43] Rrraarrr!

[07:47:56] You passed it?

[07:47:57] Pass what?

[07:47:58] I need to do the forklift shit, don't I?

[07:48:03] What?

[07:48:04] Why is your... I'm facing the fucker on me.

[07:48:13] The other thing?

[07:48:24] Oh, yeah, let me check my map, hold up, let me check my map, guys.

[07:48:48] I fucking knew it. I have to go back to the forklift. Go in through here. Go in this

[07:49:01] this way, come this way, hi dammit.

[07:49:22] This place looks like one wrong move and I have tetanus.

[07:49:34] I told no.

[07:49:46] Come on.

[07:49:52] Check and sometimes be trolls.

[07:49:54] SOMETIMES!

[07:49:55] SOMETIMES!

[07:49:56] Check and sometimes be trolls!

[07:49:58] WHAT THE FU-

[07:50:04] what do you mean sometimes enough wait where's a bang comes from oh she

[07:50:20] He's roaming around.

[07:50:44] Is she coming this way?

[07:50:46] I can't thank you so much for if I get to tell you thank you.

[07:51:02] Is he any louder though?

[07:51:16] I'm going to run, I'm going to run, I'm going to run.

[07:51:46] I'll ask again is there a discord there is a discord why you want to join it

[07:52:16] Wow, you wanna join?

[07:52:23] Oh my god, it gives me both of the plugs automatically?

[07:52:27] It doesn't give me much space.

[07:52:31] That doesn't give me much space.

[07:52:38] Forget Discord, is there a harmony?

[07:52:46] Asha, you're carrying?

[07:52:49] Get rid of it.

[07:52:52] There's a third plug, but you got a dig for it? What?

[07:52:57] Stop. Stop trying to scare me.

[07:53:16] Yeah we, yeah we, isn't it uh, sub only, uh, only certain channels are sub only, I decided

[07:53:31] to make some, uh, we have like the announcement channel is not sub only.

[07:53:37] The announcement channel is not sub only.

[07:53:39] Isn't there a Vtuber Myspace?

[07:53:44] Uh...

[07:53:47] I think so.

[07:53:49] Is there?

[07:53:50] Is there a Vtuber Myspace?

[07:53:52] What the fuck?

[07:53:55] I think there is, but I think it's invitation only.

[07:54:02] I think it's invitation only.

[07:54:07] And I do not have an invitation.

[07:54:13] Let me see.

[07:54:18] Guys, I'm gonna go to the bathroom because I really have to pee.

[07:54:21] I really have to pee and I think the game is making me pee like really bad.

[07:54:26] It's making me wanna pee so bad.

[07:54:30] I'll be right back.

[07:54:32] Okay?

[07:54:34] I'll be right back.

[07:55:04] for me. The passion, touching a fade, hanging the power we hold over your mind, over your

[07:55:11] body and your sight, your way, so. If you're looking to impress, entertain, or be of use,

[07:55:17] then prove you can as much as you say you do. I want you by and by me, I want you, I want you

[07:55:25] Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I want you fun for me and for you

[07:55:52] Call Boy Week, clicking those tears, come off your cheek, it's clear, stay your masquerade of independence, obsolete.

[07:56:00] Want you to breathe, fill in the fear from your front row seat,

[07:56:03] Click in your brain, I'll check your taining, though so desperate to hear the breeze.

[07:56:07] All, all, one, two, man, worship is all I want,

[07:56:11] Is that one, two, that's how I know it's not,

[07:56:15] I love you, I love you, give you lies and love, love, love

[07:56:22] Baby, so baby, to your side you're mine

[07:56:31] I know I know you're really mine

[07:56:39] How about you fighting for me? I want you.

[07:56:41] I want you.

[07:56:42] Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why?

[07:56:46] How about you fighting for me and when you hold on?

[07:56:50] Why, why, why, why, why, why, why?

[07:56:53] Cry for me.

[07:57:00] Cry for me.

[07:57:04] Cry for me.

[07:57:08] Cry for me.

[07:58:23] Love me more, love me more

[07:58:27] A painful dance

[07:58:30] It's painful, it's painful

[07:58:33] I can't stop myself from breaking

[07:58:39] I can't stop myself from breaking

[07:59:23] People have enough people

[07:59:26] They can't lose their lives

[07:59:29] They're beautiful, aren't they?

[07:59:32] Like that girl, like that girl

[07:59:36] Everyone, everyone, look at me

[07:59:39] Who are you?

[07:59:42] You want to lie to the confession, don't you?

[07:59:48] You like it, don't you?

[07:59:52] I love you, I love you, I love you

[07:59:59] I'll give you everything, I'll give you everything

[08:00:07] I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you

[08:00:16] I'm sorry

[08:00:19] I love you, I love you, I love you

[08:00:24] I love you more and more, I love you, I love you

[08:00:29] I want you, I want you

[08:00:32] It's painful, it's not for you

[08:00:35] It's painful, it's not for you

[08:00:41] Shiawase re no wa

[08:01:06] Shiawase re no wa

[08:01:41] And the places that you see,

[08:01:43] Weeping bullets, cut them up to sheets

[08:01:45] And cut the devil's fate

[08:01:47] Through your worthy of my pain

[08:01:49] Show no weakness, has the fate

[08:01:51] And no powers that hold your fate

[08:01:53] Is judgment, I will always see

[08:01:55] Take it all in the darkness

[08:01:57] To the second you are a bit

[08:01:59] Ritual sin

[08:02:01] Into your heart

[08:02:03] It all begins with you

[08:02:07] All the past and past

[08:02:39] To be a good, faithful child

[08:02:43] Come in or die, no one is not like me to file

[08:02:49] Stop

[08:02:54] One, two, three, four, and I declare a free world

[08:03:00] Where the spider shadows me, they're only right in feet of all

[08:03:04] All the honesty and I've sold, see the trick, they seem so deep

[08:03:08] We find ways we have or we be hangin' in the cold

[08:03:12] Towers, walls and windows are working all the more

[08:03:14] And it's filled with blood, force, mind, and body

[08:03:16] Spockage, force, and blinds, we're not like nothing

[08:03:19] Us and this then, but what is your season then?

[08:03:22] When the sun is gone, what do you do then?

[08:03:26] All this will be over-created in them

[08:03:28] Causing just a twist from the drowsy papers

[08:03:31] Falsing sisters, wait right at your risk

[08:03:33] Serve your birds, serve your rest

[08:03:35] Find your footing on the side

[08:03:36] After all that, everything will find yourself in hell again.

[08:03:45] Mack.

[08:03:48] Mackbeth.

[08:03:50] Mackbeth.

[08:03:52] Mackbeth-

[08:03:52] AAH!

[08:03:53] BLEEEEAP AAH BLEEEAP AAH BLEEEEP AAH BLEEEEP AAH BLEEEEP AAH BLEEEEP!

[08:03:57] Ryan! What the fuck?

[08:03:59] No!

[08:04:01] Don't run.

[08:04:02] Walk. Walk to me.

[08:04:06] Alright, Miles, what are we doing again?

[08:04:19] I forgot.

[08:04:20] Oh, yeah, we have to go this way.

[08:04:22] To the workshop.

[08:04:24] Run.

[08:04:25] The western house, I did!

[08:04:29] I did gouache my hands.

[08:04:35] These bits I'm carrying, get rid of them.

[08:04:40] Show you some bits.

[08:04:42] I'm gonna get Fort Blitz certified.

[08:05:00] I'm gonna go get Fort Blitz certified.

[08:05:02] Nevermind, I'm not gonna get four days to survive.

[08:05:09] This little girl is just sleeping away in her room!

[08:05:13] She's just sleeping a fucking way, bro!

[08:05:27] You can sleep in a way man!

[08:05:29] I'm a lot of scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, no.

[08:05:58] Is it occurred to you that maybe she's drunk to be asleep?

[08:06:10] Okay, well, whatever, bro.

[08:06:12] All right!

[08:06:15] There's a rat!

[08:06:22] There's a...

[08:06:27] There's a motherfucking...

[08:06:33] AHH!

[08:06:44] Oh my god her feet, her feet bruv, her f**king feet bruv.

[08:07:10] Her f**king feedbred.

[08:07:17] Her f**king feedbred.

[08:07:26] Walking on your tippy-toes.

[08:07:31] Oh my god, somebody needs a panic here.

[08:07:39] It's all speed season!

[08:08:01] I'm done.

[08:08:02] She walks like you, that's how you walk?

[08:08:32] I'm gonna take a look.

[08:08:34] Fuck off man.

[08:08:48] Little Toys.

[08:08:50] Let me see those little Toys.

[08:09:02] I can't.

[08:09:11] Your arches are fucked up.

[08:09:16] She walks like northern lion? What the fuck does that mean?

[08:09:23] What the fuck is this supposed to mean?

[08:09:30] I feel like blit out in the air.

[08:09:43] Guys, she didn't fall for it.

[08:09:48] She didn't fucking fall for it!

[08:09:52] Goddammit!

[08:10:08] Goddammit!

[08:10:09] She didn't fucking fall for it!

[08:10:12] How much time does this usually take with her back here?

[08:10:14] I'm scared.

[08:10:21] Look around.

[08:10:24] She didn't fucking fall for it, bro.

[08:10:27] You gotta hit her, what?!

[08:10:44] She might have COPD.

[08:10:56] Okay, what if like, I could do two things.

[08:11:01] One, try to turn the light on really fast.

[08:11:04] Or three, I could do this Moloto cocktail on her and turn the light on.

[08:11:10] Hello, ha ha ha!

[08:11:39] Try to come get me in the light!

[08:11:42] I bet you won't!

[08:11:45] I bet you fucking won't!

[08:11:50] Uh...

[08:11:54] Hello?

[08:12:02] Uh...

[08:12:03] What happened?

[08:12:13] Did I break it?

[08:12:23] Did I break her?

[08:12:31] Well, you just wait there.

[08:12:46] She's not even moving at all, like at all at all.

[08:12:58] I think I rogher.

[08:13:04] Oh my god, I took on her.

[08:13:18] I'ma call him.

[08:13:21] He's probably not gonna answer because he's very engrossed in this game.

[08:13:28] He's probably not gonna answer.

[08:13:37] He won't answer.

[08:13:41] He won't answer.

[08:13:43] Give her a kiss.

[08:13:45] I won't give her a kiss.

[08:13:47] You give her a kiss.

[08:13:50] You give her a kiss!

[08:14:00] You give her a fucking kiss!

[08:14:14] Just a pic? No!

[08:14:20] Absolutely not.

[08:14:32] Oh, he's calling me.

[08:14:42] Oh.

[08:14:45] Oh.

[08:14:47] Hello?

[08:14:48] Oh, now you call me.

[08:14:51] Well, you called me. What do you want?

[08:14:53] You called me.

[08:14:55] After I called you and you didn't answer.

[08:14:58] Well, what do you call me for?

[08:14:59] Maybe you should answer when I call you.

[08:15:03] Okay, well, how can I help you today?

[08:15:06] Can I get to see something on my stream really quick?

[08:15:09] Okay, let me look.

[08:15:10] I want you to look at this.

[08:15:12] All right.

[08:15:14] Let me pull it off.

[08:15:17] oh my oh my god how did you do that I don't know I threw a Molotov cocktail on

[08:15:25] her they turned on the light and a brokered

[08:15:29] and she's stuck there and she won't move well I mean isn't that good you can

[08:15:38] kind of get on with your tasks then right yeah it's good but I just wanted

[08:15:41] show you cuz it's so fucking funny it's why it looks like it belongs in like madam

[08:15:48] true souls now she's like have you gone near her no I don't want them scared go

[08:15:54] Go near her. Go near her. Touch her.

[08:15:58] What's...

[08:16:02] Oh wow, she is full on broken.

[08:16:06] Wait, that's such a funny bug. What the fuck is that?

[08:16:11] Oh, she's really cool, girl, so...

[08:16:13] Yeah, it's like you can, like, look at the artwork in the model.

[08:16:16] Wait, so what do you... does that mean you can just kind of do everything you need to do easily now?

[08:16:20] I guess so. She's just kind of something.

[08:16:22] All right well that's great then um if you can get around her I think unless you

[08:16:26] have to go there. No I don't have to go that way I have to go this way but I just wanted you to see.

[08:16:30] Dude this is crazy. She's bugged. Oh my lord. I'm sorry. To what? No don't be sorry don't be sorry.

[08:16:42] The only thing you have to do at some point is play Slay the Spire that's all I mean you know. I am well I need you to teach me how to play.

[08:16:49] Okay well first of all, one thing you might want to know is that if you want to unlock all the characters you just gotta play like one, you feel like lose pretty quick I think, but you just gotta play with each character once and you can just die right away.

[08:17:00] Oh okay.

[08:17:01] So you can find the character you like.

[08:17:02] Okay.

[08:17:03] Because otherwise you're locked into Ironclad.

[08:17:06] Oh, you look cool.

[08:17:08] I don't know if that's you or not.

[08:17:10] And P likes playing the Ironclad.

[08:17:12] Oh, P likes playing Ironclad.

[08:17:14] Yeah, so just keep that in mind.

[08:17:17] Okay, I'll keep that in mind.

[08:17:20] Well, you should have an easy time finishing up that game now.

[08:17:23] I think so. I wonder if she'll get unspooked later.

[08:17:27] She has to, right?

[08:17:29] She should reset for like a cutscene or something, so...

[08:17:32] Hello? You can do the same character?

[08:17:35] Yeah, but it's no fun playing the same character. Everyone's gonna play a different character.

[08:17:38] It's part of the fun.

[08:17:40] Connor wants to tell me who to play.

[08:17:42] No, no, no. I want you to play who you like.

[08:17:46] Okay, I'll play who I like.

[08:17:48] I'll favorite it.

[08:17:49] Alright, we'll good luck. Hopefully she doesn't de-spawn.

[08:17:51] Oh my god, if she does, I'll cry.

[08:17:53] Well, let me know if she does.

[08:17:55] Okay.

[08:17:56] Well, I just wanted to show you-

[08:17:57] I just wanted to show you-

[08:17:58] Well, call me if she does.

[08:17:59] Because I know that you wouldn't believe me if I told you.

[08:18:02] No, I'm glad you called me. This is funny. Thank you.

[08:18:05] You're welcome.

[08:18:07] Alright, alright, well, let me know how Resident Evil 9 goes.

[08:18:10] Okay.

[08:18:11] Bye, my friend.

[08:18:12] Bye.

[08:18:13] Bye.

[08:18:14] You can't make this shit up bro. You can't make this shit up. Look at this.

[08:18:18] Look at her nice, nice manicured nails.

[08:18:22] And her feets. And her little...

[08:18:26] beautiful nick. And her tapes.

[08:18:33] Oh my god, this is so sad that that's the other little girl. This is so sad.

[08:18:38] This is so sad that this is the other little girl Marie.

[08:18:46] I'm so sad.

[08:18:48] Slavery, Slavery, Slavery.

[08:18:52] She just wants to play a game.

[08:18:57] You think she'll stay there the whole time?

[08:19:02] Oh my God.

[08:19:03] That's awesome.

[08:19:04] Oh, he's alive.

[08:19:05] oh he's alive oh he's not alive he's should probably despawn once I leave the room huh

[08:19:22] She's still there.

[08:19:48] She'll get teleported, right?

[08:19:50] and I should have saved it to make another big bullet.

[08:19:55] I gotta get more blood.

[08:19:58] So...

[08:20:02] I'm guessing... how am I gonna do this?

[08:20:06] Oh, God, I really don't wanna go in there.

[08:20:10] Come on.

[08:20:13] Oh my God, she's still there.

[08:20:17] Line up.

[08:20:28] Also, now let's go backwards.

[08:20:40] Wait, does it matter which way?

[08:20:42] Just go there!

[08:20:58] Well, which way should it go? Left or right?

[08:21:12] Okay, well it's going right now.

[08:21:19] I can't go up into this way.

[08:21:29] Uh...

[08:21:32] Is it when there's an opening?

[08:21:34] Holy shit.

[08:21:41] I thought I'd be able to push this.

[08:21:54] Guess I was wrong.

[08:22:01] I guess I was wrong

[08:22:23] Okay, let's see

[08:22:31] Oh my god.

[08:22:38] Okay.

[08:22:47] Oh my god.

[08:23:13] Holy shit, it's gonna share me.

[08:23:19] Oh, caution.

[08:23:34] Okay.

[08:23:37] Oh, this is good.

[08:23:43] I can make a second one, or I can wait.

[08:23:53] There are more bullets to make another bullet, but I'm trying to...

[08:23:59] Do anything else?

[08:24:04] You were the other way?

[08:24:14] Did you?

[08:24:16] Oh yeah.

[08:24:18] Yeah, you're right.

[08:24:20] You're right, you're right.

[08:24:28] You're right, you're right.

[08:24:46] Come on!

[08:24:53] Oh brother, this stinks!

[08:25:06] Oh brother, this stinks!

[08:25:16] Hands up guys, hands up!

[08:25:30] Oh my god.

[08:25:37] That was great.

[08:25:46] Oh my god.

[08:25:56] Okay.

[08:25:58] Uh.

[08:26:00] Hey.

[08:26:02] Hey, where me?

[08:26:04] Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

[08:26:10] Im gonna have to try and get that one.

[08:26:30] Am I gonna miss it?

[08:26:38] Nice!

[08:26:39] Oh my god it's a good thing I waited bro!

[08:26:43] Good thing I fucking waited!

[08:26:45] What the fuck?

[08:26:47] I think I'm gonna make another bullet.

[08:27:08] it sucks cuz like I can't I want to make another inject I have one injector so

[08:27:15] let's not that bad

[08:27:19] big bullet okay I need another opening soon very close very close I don't want to

[08:27:32] be next to this guy? Is he's free? It has to be opening where it's like really wide.

[08:27:43] Whatever, I'll go this way, okay?

[08:27:45] Oh, stay calm, Chris.

[08:27:52] He's hungry.

[08:27:59] Okay.

[08:28:04] Ew.

[08:28:09] Okay, ill.

[08:28:16] Ill!

[08:28:21] Stay calm, Grace.

[08:28:30] Not bad.

[08:28:31] What's here?

[08:28:32] Oh, there's a fucking yay!

[08:28:33] Oh, that's nice.

[08:28:34] That's very generous.

[08:28:35] That is very generous thank you.

[08:28:37] And now I can make, I can make it, I can make it.

[08:28:48] That is very generous, thank you.

[08:28:55] And now I can make, oh, I can make another scrap, holy shit, hold up.

[08:29:08] I know I'm not permanently safe, but of course not.

[08:29:30] The monster is going to come out eventually.

[08:29:36] She probably despawned already, because I'm not here over there.

[08:29:56] Well, I actually thought I typed something bad on Isaac.

[08:29:59] Isaac?

[08:30:00] Hi, you are?

[08:30:02] You're on thin ice, buddy.

[08:30:04] I'm just kidding

[08:30:07] How you know you're a bad chatter when you think that you get in trouble every five seconds

[08:30:12] You're troll

[08:30:17] Ain't no fucking way what's happening here

[08:30:24] What did I do everything you're a big trouble master

[08:30:35] That's what I do now.

[08:30:51] Go down now.

[08:30:53] Wait!

[08:31:04] I

[08:31:17] What

[08:31:25] What do you mean?

[08:31:34] What the fuck do I do now?

[08:31:39] Uh...

[08:31:40] Hmm...

[08:31:41] Oh shit!

[08:31:42] Oh shit!

[08:31:43] Oh shit!

[08:31:44] Oh shit!

[08:31:45] Oh shit!

[08:31:46] Oh, shit.

[08:31:56] Oh, fuck.

[08:32:03] What am I doing now?

[08:32:13] Uh.

[08:32:17] It's me.

[08:32:27] Yeah, it's me.

[08:32:30] What?

[08:32:33] What was that?

[08:32:43] Oh my god that was scary.

[08:33:13] Mary.

[08:33:14] That's a lot of blood.

[08:33:20] Hey, Radda.

[08:33:25] What was he saying?

[08:33:28] They were like saying shit.

[08:33:35] Okay, wait.

[08:33:45] Wait, I'm kind of confused cuz...

[08:33:50] I left this one over here. What am I gonna do now?

[08:33:57] Oh, I have to go back. Okay.

[08:34:00] I see.

[08:34:02] Now let me go back.

[08:34:09] I need to free him when I get out of this place.

[08:34:18] Okay, well, thankfully now this is off.

[08:34:26] Oh god, so what the fuck?

[08:34:35] What?

[08:34:37] Oh!

[08:34:39] I see through here.

[08:34:48] Probably be in here.

[08:34:50] Let me switch to the other gun just in case.

[08:34:56] Miniit!

[08:35:11] Shit!

[08:35:13] Ewww!

[08:35:14] I'm gonna throw up.

[08:35:16] That is disgusting.

[08:35:18] That's absolutely disgusting!

[08:35:21] Take the water!

[08:35:24] Ewww!

[08:35:25] That shit, you're swallowing.

[08:35:27] Throw it up.

[08:35:29] Ewww!

[08:35:30] I'm gonna throw up.

[08:35:32] That is disgusting.

[08:35:34] That's absolutely disgusting!

[08:35:36] Take the water!

[08:35:38] Ewww!

[08:35:39] That shit, you're swallowing.

[08:35:41] Hey, I'm just gonna have to do this.

[08:35:51] Oh, there's stuff in here.

[08:36:02] God damn!

[08:36:04] Ah, damn.

[08:36:06] What a blood flow.

[08:36:13] Three blood just for me.

[08:36:22] Blah blah blah blah blah.

[08:36:32] I have 60 ammo.

[08:36:44] On another injector, please.

[08:36:55] Oh shit.

[08:36:56] These are convenient to have.

[08:37:05] That's pretty good.

[08:37:16] Hey, delicious.

[08:37:19] Oh.

[08:37:22] Alright, I wish I had the extra...

[08:37:26] It sucks that I don't have the extra boost bro.

[08:37:35] Okay, so I go up this elevator and then I have to go back and get these two I guess,

[08:37:46] right?

[08:37:47] Okay, well, that makes sense.

[08:38:01] Oh, buh-bah.

[08:38:04] Yeah, it would have been nice knowing all this ahead of time.

[08:38:07] I

[08:38:16] Lock the cells

[08:38:29] Okay, I have three big I have three big bullets

[08:38:37] He-molytic injectors.

[08:38:42] I'm trying to think.

[08:38:49] I have 60 bullets.

[08:39:07] I feel like that's enough bullets and I feel like that's that's good I'm debating should I make

[08:39:16] I just feel like an injector is good to have maybe make one more injector why

[08:39:41] Why not?

[08:39:42] Oh my God!

[08:39:43] I can make ammo!

[08:39:44] Guys!

[08:39:45] I don't know if I should make them or maybe I'll just save the rest.

[08:39:48] I don't know.

[08:39:49] I don't know.

[08:39:50] I don't know.

[08:39:51] I don't know.

[08:39:52] I don't know.

[08:39:53] I don't know.

[08:39:54] I don't know.

[08:39:55] I don't know.

[08:39:56] I don't know.

[08:39:57] I don't know if I should make them, or maybe I'll just save the rest.

[08:40:10] I'm gonna save the rest, right mom.

[08:40:14] Where should I make more bullets?

[08:40:19] Knowing me?

[08:40:20] Oh my- and I still have them- wait, what?

[08:40:23] What?

[08:40:24] Oh my god, I forgot!

[08:40:25] There was a Molotov cocktail in there!

[08:40:43] Break her again.

[08:40:55] Is there...wait.

[08:40:57] So there's blood here, it's only 10 though, it's not a lot.

[08:41:03] Then there's 30 in the cells.

[08:41:05] 50 in the collection pool.

[08:41:08] We were just there! Oh yeah, the extra!

[08:41:25] Oh, what if I go back and get it?

[08:41:50] Oh my God, look at us.

[08:41:52] Look at us, look at us, look at us, look at us...

[08:42:14] Look at us!

[08:42:22] Blood

[08:42:28] Wait a minute

[08:42:37] I'm a FBI agent

[08:42:52] Oh, that's him making a fuss.

[08:43:08] How's that guy making a fuss?

[08:43:14] But she's still be there, there's no way she's still there.

[08:43:30] No way.

[08:43:31] There ain't no fucking way she's still there.

[08:43:41] You have got to be kidding me.

[08:44:04] What the h-

[08:44:06] Oh my god!

[08:44:11] I can't believe she's still stuck there!

[08:44:18] Oh my god!

[08:44:27] Did I take a screenshot of this?

[08:45:07] What happens if you shoot her?

[08:45:10] I won't wait it.

[08:45:14] She's stuck.

[08:45:20] What do I do?

[08:45:32] I don't want to shoot her.

[08:45:34] I'm gonna shoot her, I don't wanna waste my bullets.

[08:45:43] Oh my god, she still stuck like that.

[08:45:50] Oh, she's moving now!

[08:45:56] Oh wow.

[08:45:57] AHH!

[08:46:02] Awesome.

[08:46:04] What the fuck is wrong with her?

[08:46:14] What the fuck?

[08:46:18] She woke up.

[08:46:21] She was sleeping.

[08:46:27] Good again?

[08:46:34] Oh, here she comes.

[08:46:37] Oh, here she comes.

[08:46:44] All right, I'm thinking of my strategy here now.

[08:46:55] All right, once I put these three here,

[08:46:57] all these cells are going to open.

[08:47:00] And that's going to be rough.

[08:47:02] So, did you just say beach?

[08:47:05] Yeah.

[08:47:07] So I'm thinking,

[08:47:10] I'm thinking we save, we come back, we put it in.

[08:47:17] Save, we come back, we put it in.

[08:47:19] Run!

[08:47:24] If both lights are on, so simply glitch there, really?

[08:47:29] Is that an old bug?

[08:47:32] Fuckin'

[08:47:49] The first comment, suck her toes.

[08:48:02] JINZU WHAT THE FUCK, BRO!

[08:48:10] JINZU WHAT THE FUCK, JINZU, WHAT THE FUCK?

[08:48:13] JINZU WHAT THE FUCK?

[08:48:15] WHAT THE FUCK, MINE?

[08:48:19] BRO!

[08:48:21] Suck her toes!

[08:48:25] Fuck you, bro.

[08:48:27] Fuck you, bro, let me...

[08:48:32] Oh shit, I went the wrong way from hiding here cause it's like I heard her hooves.

[08:49:00] I heard her little hooves.

[08:49:06] Alright.

[08:49:08] I heard her little hooves, bro.

[08:49:11] Little hoofbeats.

[08:49:18] Imagine the smell of her toes after she's been chasing you through dirty, moist, rotten, corpse-infested underground.

[08:49:24] I don't wanna imagine that, okay? You're gross!

[08:49:26] You're super gross.

[08:49:31] Disgusting.

[08:49:33] You hear me?

[08:49:39] Oh

[08:49:58] That's that crazy ass motherfucker making all that noise

[08:50:01] Oh, thank you so much about I get that subs. Okay, so now I have to go. I don't run all the way

[08:50:06] She's gonna chase me isn't she?

[08:50:09] She gon' fuckin' chase me.

[08:50:16] Yeah.

[08:50:18] I fuckin' knew it.

[08:50:20] Probably.

[08:50:39] I'll run her is all easy for you to say

[08:50:54] It's coming

[08:51:26] I

[08:51:31] Can't go

[08:51:56] Oh my god!

[08:52:06] Oh my god!

[08:52:20] What the fuck?

[08:52:21] Where?

[08:52:22] Do I just run all the way down?

[08:52:24] Oh, the elevator's over here.

[08:52:32] I'm gonna throw up.

[08:52:34] I'm gonna fucking throw up, bro.

[08:52:37] I have a question! If I die, will it start me from the beginning of this cutscene, or am I gonna have to do everything all over again? Fuck, man.

[08:52:45] I'm so stressed out, bro.

[08:52:54] Why do I have to take this job?

[08:53:16] I can't, I can't save him.

[08:53:25] I do have to say though. I'm just gonna say

[08:53:30] The music is banging. Okay, so I'm gonna run and then make a left

[08:53:37] I'm gonna make another left and just keep on running

[08:53:43] Hold on tight

[08:53:46] What do I do like what do I do with this shit

[08:53:55] I can't fucking see, bro!

[08:54:15] Wait, I can't fucking see him!

[08:54:17] It's so fucking dark!

[08:54:19] I can't fucking see, man!

[08:54:24] My flash right? I ran the wrong way.

[08:54:27] Go.

[08:54:28] This way?

[08:54:29] Oh, this way.

[08:54:40] God damn.

[08:54:41] I want to turn to walking now.

[08:54:50] It's just beating me down.

[08:54:54] Uh...

[08:55:03] Uh oh.

[08:55:04] Oh

[08:55:22] Shit I was I was Gary what the fuck

[08:55:27] It's me

[08:55:34] That's good. Good in me.

[08:55:40] I'm still alive.

[08:55:42] I didn't go through any of the cells though, which sucks. There was like stuff in there. Well, oh well, til they-

[08:55:48] AHHHHH!

[08:55:49] What's going on?!

[08:55:54] ROOF!

[08:55:58] GET OFF THE FUCKING ELEVATOR!

[08:56:04] I

[08:56:34] No!

[08:56:36] Hurry!

[08:56:37] No!

[08:56:43] Ah!

[08:56:49] Let go of me!

[08:56:51] My foot!

[08:56:52] No! My foot!

[08:56:54] I need my foot to run!

[08:56:56] Play!

[08:56:57] No! No play time, okay?

[08:56:59] Marie, no! Stop!

[08:57:04] I

[08:57:16] Did my leg get chopped off oh

[08:57:19] Oh my god, thank God. I thought I thought my leg got chopped off. Holy shit. I

[08:57:25] Was gonna be like how am I gonna run now?

[08:57:27] I gotta find a stump

[08:57:30] I gotta find a stump to make a peg legs

[08:57:34] I

[08:57:36] I

[08:57:38] I

[08:57:40] I

[08:57:42] I

[08:57:44] I

[08:57:46] I

[08:57:48] I

[08:57:50] I

[08:57:52] I

[08:57:54] I

[08:57:56] I

[08:57:58] I

[08:58:00] I

[08:58:02] Thank you.

[08:58:09] Aww.

[08:58:14] What? She's like, I've never hugged anybody before.

[08:58:17] How do I do this?

[08:58:22] Aww.

[08:58:24] Protect the little baby.

[08:58:26] Something terrible is gonna happen to her, isn't it?

[08:58:32] Look.

[08:58:34] Let's go.

[08:58:42] First ever hug, kinda nervous.

[08:58:46] Stark Wars!

[08:58:48] Oh shit.

[08:58:51] Wait, we can go back to the parlor?

[08:58:59] Guys!

[08:59:06] Hey, Henry.

[08:59:10] Do you maybe want to leave with me?

[08:59:15] It's not safe here.

[08:59:19] Okay.

[08:59:21] Oh, that's so sweet.

[08:59:24] That's good.

[08:59:26] Sit down, Emily.

[08:59:28] Emily, sit down on the couch, Emily, okay?

[08:59:31] I know!

[08:59:32] No.

[08:59:33] Oh, it doesn't let you aim at the kid.

[08:59:34] Ha ha ha.

[08:59:36] Can't aim at the kid.

[08:59:37] Oh, she's so cute though.

[08:59:41] What?

[08:59:42] I wasn't gonna do anything, guys.

[08:59:43] I was just...

[08:59:45] Oh, shit, I saved over that.

[08:59:48] Part of me kind of wanted to go back and redo that

[08:59:50] and go through the cells.

[08:59:52] But never mind.

[08:59:54] Never mind, never mind.

[09:00:11] It's time to play.

[09:00:14] Okay, what was it?

[09:00:15] 15.

[09:00:18] Oh wait, I gotta get the other.

[09:00:19] Let me go get the other coins, oops.

[09:00:37] 715.29

[09:00:49] You can shoot them all at once.

[09:01:04] Oh, snap.

[09:01:13] 7

[09:01:16] What was it 15?

[09:01:21] 49

[09:01:43] God damn it! You tricked me!

[09:01:52] Restarting. Good thing I saved.

[09:01:56] I'm not... I'm not... I'm not wasting bullets.

[09:02:00] Let me fuck up.

[09:02:13] I hope it's still 15.

[09:02:23] Is it 15?

[09:02:35] Not gonna be fifteen.

[09:02:45] SEVEN!

[09:03:05] Seven again?

[09:03:07] Are you fucking kidding me?

[09:03:39] What 29 oh my god is this gonna troll me all night what the fuck

[09:04:06] What the fuck, man?

[09:04:36] Oh my god.

[09:04:42] It didn't work out.

[09:04:56] You don't need that coin. Yes I do, to get this.

[09:04:58] I'm going to end it all, bro.

[09:05:07] It's 29.

[09:05:12] Guys, I want to get this coin.

[09:05:18] This is the coin that I want.

[09:05:24] Yes?

[09:05:25] Ain't no f**king way.

[09:05:54] You're betting bullets wait there's another there's another safe here that we never opened

[09:06:10] Oh god, in the treatment room.

[09:06:16] Surely this time.

[09:06:26] This time I'm going to do seven.

[09:06:35] Yes.

[09:06:42] Array.

[09:06:49] I got my coin.

[09:06:58] I got my coin.

[09:07:05] I'm the first try!

[09:07:14] Yes sir.

[09:07:17] An overwrite manual, mainly explains how to remove the limiter from a blood collector

[09:07:23] which increases capacity.

[09:07:29] I'm at 150, let's go.

[09:07:31] Wish I had that before, though.

[09:07:46] You will not believe what I had to go through.

[09:07:50] Little girl.

[09:07:53] She doesn't even care!

[09:08:00] Alright, let's think about this.

[09:08:09] Bye!

[09:08:10] I don't even care!

[09:08:13] Alright, let's think about this.

[09:08:25] Severed hand!

[09:08:28] Wait, was I supposed to grab that severed hand?

[09:08:40] It's still a little warm.

[09:08:47] Darling, hold my hand!

[09:08:58] You get the analyzer?

[09:09:14] What, analyzing them?

[09:09:20] Saber in hand.

[09:09:25] Nothing beats a jet-tue holiday.

[09:09:37] It's part of a super big optional puzzle.

[09:09:40] Oh, is that the puzzle that everybody's talking about?

[09:09:42] The insolvable puzzle that people have been like,

[09:09:44] why don't I understand this fucking puzzle?

[09:09:49] How bad is it over here?

[09:09:50] Is Big Boy still walking around?

[09:10:06] Has been solved? What is it?

[09:10:20] didn't leon kill him if you didn't i don't know didn't leon kill him

[09:10:32] I

[09:10:44] Was so big

[09:10:55] Mami mami there's so much fucking blood

[09:11:02] I wonder if I could get what's in that safe.

[09:11:19] Well, I saved already, so if he comes out, I'll just save again.

[09:11:33] I'll just like reload my save.

[09:11:36] Wait, what?

[09:11:38] What the fuck is that?

[09:11:42] What is that?

[09:11:45] What is that?

[09:12:08] Did we ever get a combination for this? I don't think I did.

[09:12:11] 4010.

[09:12:18] Oh, right 30, left 10, right 50.

[09:12:27] Oh.

[09:12:36] Yeah.

[09:12:46] Oh my god, three coins?

[09:13:15] What do I do with these?

[09:13:22] Well, I don't think I'm gonna solve anything that that hand has for me

[09:13:33] Put it away

[09:13:36] I'm just gonna put it away

[09:13:38] Use all that shit for three anti coins.

[09:13:52] What am I going to do with this hand?

[09:13:57] Analyze the hand.

[09:13:59] At the blood lab?

[09:14:05] guys if I could barely if I could barely solve that other puzzle what makes you

[09:14:11] think I could solve this one

[09:14:22] huh

[09:14:35] I would leave it. This is gonna take me hours. I'd rather just watch somebody solve it.

[09:14:55] I'd rather just watch somebody else solve it for me.

[09:14:58] As anyone solved it, somebody in chat said that they did.

[09:15:07] Oh, Connor, do I can assure you that Connor did not solve that puzzle?

[09:15:11] He did not do the puzzle.

[09:15:15] I'll call him right now and ask him.

[09:15:18] He didn't solve it.

[09:15:23] There's no way he did.

[09:15:31] Resident Evil 9 Hand Puzzle.

[09:15:43] The final puzzle. Complete guide.

[09:15:47] Wait, you need a doll?

[09:15:49] Well, there's a video, somebody recorded a video.

[09:15:56] Maybe I shouldn't watch it.

[09:15:57] Should I watch it or no?

[09:16:00] I don't think I should.

[09:16:01] Is it going to spoil anything for me?

[09:16:03] Yeah, I'm not going to.

[09:16:06] I won't watch it because if I spoil something I'll probably watch it after I'm done.

[09:16:11] How to use the severed hand.

[09:16:14] It's going to spoil.

[09:16:16] Chai, you can eat it later.

[09:16:18] It'll keep.

[09:16:20] It'll keep, it'll keep.

[09:16:22] The chest is fine.

[09:16:25] The chest is good.

[09:16:27] It's refrigerated. It'll keep.

[09:16:32] It will keep.

[09:16:34] Don't worry.

[09:16:35] Don't you worry about a thing.

[09:16:40] Something like yesterday's left over hand.

[09:16:46] Oh

[09:16:49] Okay, okay

[09:16:53] Emily

[09:16:56] Little Emily guess what we're leaving. Come on Emily. We're leaving Emily

[09:17:10] Wait

[09:17:12] Oh wait, can I bring her with me?

[09:17:29] Wait before I leave

[09:17:54] Don't miss it up, bro

[09:17:59] Let up.

[09:18:06] Oh, oops.

[09:18:11] One way.

[09:18:15] Here.

[09:18:21] Yummy.

[09:18:24] Alright, I had to fill up my blood.

[09:18:33] I had to fill up my blood, man. What's that soup? Oh.

[09:18:36] It's delicious tomato soup. You want some?

[09:18:45] Some yummy tomato soup?

[09:18:50] Good soup.

[09:18:52] The soup, the soup, the soup, the soup, the soup, the soup, the soup, the soup, delicious

[09:19:15] soup.

[09:19:16] The soup you're eating?

[09:19:19] Get rid of it

[09:19:22] Empty injectors, what am I gonna do with them bro?

[09:19:26] What am I gonna do with them?

[09:19:28] What am I gonna- What am I- What am I gonna do with them, huh?

[09:19:31] Oh my god, I will fucking-

[09:19:33] WAAAGHH

[09:19:49] Ah, hmm.

[09:20:01] Stabilizer, wait, should I do stabilizers or should I do steroid?

[09:20:07] Chad, what do you think is better? The stabilizer, the steroid?

[09:20:14] What do you think is better the stabilizer the steroid I

[09:20:25] Can't do one of each I can only do one

[09:20:35] Put these back

[09:20:44] Take one, just get more blood.

[09:20:52] I almost built wheatwalk in 30, 10, 10, 50.

[09:21:17] All right, we'll go get more.

[09:21:29] I'm reloaded.

[09:21:34] Um, actually if I can get the rest of this in the kitchen, excuse me.

[09:21:49] Thank you so much for the five gift and so thank you.

[09:22:04] I'm glad this guy is gone.

[09:22:09] And then in the restroom.

[09:22:22] Like how come I don't have a flashlight?

[09:22:25] This sucks.

[09:22:28] Oh.

[09:22:31] I fucking flashed it.

[09:22:48] Perfect.

[09:23:00] Let's get out of here.

[09:23:10] I feel like I'm walking like a toddler, like with my feet out, my arms, look, it was like,

[09:23:26] I can't handle it.

[09:23:31] What's wrong with you, shut up!

[09:23:36] It's like normal shit.

[09:23:43] Another stabilizer.

[09:23:48] Wait, should we do a stair order?

[09:23:51] Should we do another stabilizer?

[09:23:54] Maybe another stabilizer guys.

[09:23:58] Why not?

[09:24:10] Come on, she's gonna be awesome.

[09:24:11] more damage is always good you know all the drug give me all you got

[09:24:29] I could go back, or I could just leave.

[09:24:43] How about we just leave?

[09:24:47] Man, this feels like a million years ago.

[09:24:58] I'm so done with this place, I just want to go with Leon!

[09:25:10] Thank you guys, thank you guys so much for the gift yourselves, thank you.

[09:25:16] Thank you Razz, thank you Melly, thank you Citizen.

[09:25:21] Do we think Emily is taller than Max?

[09:25:34] Yeah, everybody's getting their umbrella badges.

[09:25:38] It's your umbrella badge.

[09:25:52] Unlock the door in the central hall.

[09:25:56] And now we're outside.

[09:26:00] Arilla, thank you so much for the 10 gifts!

[09:26:02] Thank you!

[09:26:05] You did it.

[09:26:08] Oh my god this makes you feel like oh my god we did it we're free we're free!

[09:26:14] These! Thank you for the 5 gifted subs.

[09:26:18] You're right.

[09:26:20] Really?

[09:26:22] Oh my god something terrible is going to happen isn't it?

[09:26:25] These are the ones for the 5 gifted subs gorilla thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs.

[09:26:30] I don't know.

[09:26:32] You don't know?

[09:26:34] We need to keep moving, okay?

[09:26:39] Emily?

[09:26:40] Okay.

[09:26:41] CB, thank you so much for the five gifted subs, thank you.

[09:26:49] Hello, Pat.

[09:26:50] Chapel.

[09:26:51] I feel like I've been here before.

[09:27:01] There's nothing in the courtyard- oh!

[09:27:12] That's when I said that there was nothing.

[09:27:15] There is something.

[09:27:17] There is something. So cool! Thank you so much for the gift, it's all thank you.

[09:27:28] Oh. I wish I had my fucking...

[09:27:40] I'm going here.

[09:27:59] Vy will thank you so much for the gift and something, thank you.

[09:28:02] Don't we not thank you so much for the five gifts and something, thank you.

[09:28:05] Ah, I thought there would be more stuff around.

[09:28:08] Guess not.

[09:28:10] Maybe there's something up here?

[09:28:16] I missed it twice?

[09:28:17] Wait, what did I miss?

[09:28:19] There's another one?

[09:28:22] Oh, thank you so much for the five gifted subs.

[09:28:27] Pat, thank you so much for the five gifted subs.

[09:28:30] A fountain in the water?

[09:28:33] Wait, there's another item in the fountain?

[09:28:37] Not so dumb.

[09:28:56] There's nothing here.

[09:29:00] On the ground. On the ground!

[09:29:03] Oh!

[09:29:05] Wow!

[09:29:07] Oh!

[09:29:09] Wow!

[09:29:11] Wow!

[09:29:13] Wow!

[09:29:15] Got West Shoes!

[09:29:17] Wow!

[09:29:19] Anonymous Gift Earth!

[09:29:21] Thank you so much, Anonymous,

[09:29:23] for the one gift itself.

[09:29:25] Thank you.

[09:29:27] Thank you very much.

[09:29:29] I appreciate it.

[09:29:31] We're gonna find anything else. I think there's anything up there.

[09:29:34] I got wet socks, wet shoes.

[09:29:37] We have 14 games! Let's go!

[09:29:41] Yeeeah!

[09:29:44] Yay! Thank you guys so much! Thank you!

[09:29:47] Pitch, thank you so much for the one gift and so... Thank you!

[09:29:53] I see where we have to go. Over there. Where the hellopad is.

[09:29:56] Oh, there was a coin on here.

[09:30:04] I'm gonna hoard her, what the fuck?

[09:30:11] Why?

[09:30:12] Because I want to get loot?

[09:30:13] Because I missed all the loot in the other area.

[09:30:16] Take my fucking kisses!

[09:30:25] I missed all the loot in the other area, bro.

[09:30:38] I fucking missed it.

[09:30:43] So Renee, thank you so much for the gift of sauna, thank you so much for the gift sub.

[09:30:47] Dad, thank you for the gift sub.

[09:30:49] Let's go.

[09:30:50] To the helipad.

[09:30:53] We're on our way.

[09:30:55] I

[09:31:03] Stay right there

[09:31:06] We're not infected so you're normal. Yeah, are you normal? I think so

[09:31:15] They fuck

[09:31:18] those

[09:31:19] Things so run around. Yep. Who are you?

[09:31:23] We don't need to worry about me.

[09:31:25] I'm tired.

[09:31:29] That's your kid?

[09:31:31] What?

[09:31:33] This?

[09:31:35] Old war wound.

[09:31:37] What?

[09:31:39] I can't run away even if I wanted to.

[09:31:41] I don't trust shit.

[09:31:43] Can you fly this?

[09:31:45] Sure kid.

[09:31:47] My bastard boss took the key.

[09:31:49] I

[09:31:53] Could fly us all out of here

[09:31:56] But you go get it for me. Where is it? It's in there

[09:32:01] I'd go myself. I can't I run those things not with this leg

[09:32:06] Are you like apparently I can't even outrun either. Have you seen the same shit? I've seen

[09:32:12] Look lady. We're out of options here

[09:32:15] How much longer do you think any of us can survive?

[09:32:18] Can I go back to my room now?

[09:32:19] It's not safe.

[09:32:21] Hey, you can help me, Chuck.

[09:32:25] I'll protect her.

[09:32:28] If you get the key.

[09:32:29] Uh-oh.

[09:32:30] I'll keep her safe.

[09:32:33] Okay, well...

[09:32:40] It's a deal.

[09:32:42] She's so pretty.

[09:32:44] Oh, come on.

[09:32:48] I got you.

[09:32:54] She's so pretty.

[09:32:56] Yeah, Grace is so pretty.

[09:33:02] No, no, no.

[09:33:03] I'm telling you, she looks just like...

[09:33:05] What are you doing?

[09:33:08] The girl from Ali and AJ.

[09:33:11] Oh, uh, I'm Grace. By the way, uh, this is Emily.

[09:33:16] Harry.

[09:33:17] Harry.

[09:33:18] Thank you, Harry.

[09:33:20] No problem.

[09:33:23] I'll be right back.

[09:33:25] Mm-hmm.

[09:33:29] Harry.

[09:33:41] What's up bro?

[09:33:48] You got a radio in there?

[09:33:54] Can we listen to some music or something?

[09:33:56] Can we listen to some music or something?

[09:34:01] Close it on me!

[09:34:13] Surveying this copter.

[09:34:17] This cop-tor.

[09:34:24] He's afraid to go in here. How does he know there's monsters in here?

[09:34:28] How does he know that there's zombies in here?

[09:34:31] He doesn't know if there's zombies up in here.

[09:34:41] Doesn't know.

[09:34:42] Date September 14th, 2026, time in 5.10 p.m., time out 6.35 p.m., name, z, purpose, project

[09:34:54] review with Victor Gideon, notes, patience, status, preliminary research, fine names.

[09:35:06] I like the noise the books make.

[09:35:12] It sounds nice.

[09:35:17] It sounds nice bro.

[09:35:20] It sounds pretty good.

[09:35:36] That sounds nice.

[09:35:44] Yeah, sound effects are pretty good. Nice sound design.

[09:35:52] Oh god.

[09:35:55] What the fuck?

[09:36:00] So no head?

[09:36:02] There's storage, but there's no type reader.

[09:36:09] I got four antique coins.

[09:36:16] Anonymous, thank you so much for the one gifted sub.

[09:36:27] Oh my god, how bad is it?

[09:36:51] The residents are all evil.

[09:36:55] I bet Mouse would knock all the statues and vases over Iroh, I would.

[09:37:00] I would!

[09:37:02] You don't have to bet.

[09:37:04] It's true.

[09:37:24] What the fuck?

[09:37:25] Is this...

[09:37:29] Dear God...

[09:37:32] The Luxury

[09:38:04] Oh my god, puzzle time I bet.

[09:38:14] Who keeps this in here?

[09:38:21] I guess maybe that's your first lab coat.

[09:38:27] Sandwish.

[09:38:29] Virginies.

[09:38:39] What the fuck?

[09:38:45] A double helix model.

[09:38:47] A double helix model reminiscent of DNA.

[09:38:50] There are protrusions on both ends which seem like they can slot into something.

[09:38:57] okay my first lab coat

[09:39:07] whoa oh god

[09:39:10] what? Cabadon. Chad, I'm cabadoning you.

[09:39:19] whoa her watch is nice what the fuck that's a nice ass watch

[09:39:28] What the fuck?

[09:39:39] Uh...

[09:39:41] Boop?

[09:39:42] What the... fake?

[09:39:51] Thank you for the gifted subs, Pepe.

[09:39:54] Democrat.

[09:39:55] Moond.

[09:39:56] What the fuck is this?

[09:40:02] Why can't I look at this?

[09:40:20] A photo from the data care center was founded

[09:40:26] I don't know what I'm gonna take. I'm gonna take something. My head is kind of hurting.

[09:40:39] This care center is a fraud!

[09:40:47] Didn't they have like a collab with like Watch? With the Watch company?

[09:40:56] Sold out instantly, no way.

[09:41:06] Thank you for the gift, it's all thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you mine, thank

[09:41:31] you fangirl yeah the watch I remember now I was like oh yeah yeah it sold out

[09:41:47] and it's really fast holy shit of course

[09:41:58] Leon's Porsche is a $250,000 Porsche Cayenne GP

[09:42:17] Porsche Cayenne Turbo GT

[09:42:34] God it's so hot, what a hot car

[09:42:43] I want that car so bad, fuck

[09:42:47] Get it in pink?

[09:42:54] I would.

[09:43:09] first Cayenne Turbo GT, the fastest models that Porsche has ever produced.

[09:43:37] Is it really $250,000?

[09:43:41] Orsch, Cayenne, Turbo GT

[09:43:55] Bro, he's rich! What the fuck?

[09:44:05] He's fucking rich!

[09:44:07] He's fuckin' rage bro.

[09:44:24] I want this car so bad.

[09:44:26] I've never- I don't know why all of a sudden I want this fucking- I mean it's not all

[09:44:31] of a sudden because I've always wanted a Porsche but I've never had a desire to have

[09:44:36] a car marketing works it's hot

[09:44:54] That was easy, influence.

[09:44:56] Well, I'm thinking like...

[09:45:12] I'm thinking like...

[09:45:16] What if like...

[09:45:18] You can't shoot the car. I heard about that.

[09:45:20] I heard you can't shoot the car.

[09:45:22] you're not allowed the game won't let you just like you can't shoot Emily I'm

[09:45:29] thinking like what if like I go home I go to my sister and I'm like hey so I

[09:45:34] want to buy a car and she's like what the fuck I'm like yeah like

[09:45:40] Oh, this is where I put the, the war helix.

[09:45:51] Cardiac medicine.

[09:45:52] Publications about medicine.

[09:45:57] Modern family medicine.

[09:45:58] Basic anatomy.

[09:46:00] Diagnosis and Therapy.

[09:46:19] Note regarding research results.

[09:46:23] Your presentation was quite impressive while we are pleased to hear that the experiment

[09:46:27] has progressed to phase four.

[09:46:30] It is far from the results we expected.

[09:46:32] It has been more than 20 years since the establishment of this care center.

[09:46:35] For all the shit that man has gone through, he better be well paid.

[09:46:39] He better be.

[09:46:40] He deserves to be well paid.

[09:46:42] Uh, it's been more than 20 years since the establishment of this care center.

[09:46:46] We require clear results.

[09:46:48] As an added precaution, we have requested the blockade be extended to 2040.

[09:46:53] It is imperative we obtain L-Piece before that deadline.

[09:46:56] What the fuck is L-Piece?

[09:46:58] Help! Help piece! Help! Help piece!

[09:47:05] How the fuck is this space dress suit?

[09:47:12] Help piece!

[09:47:22] Is it like the, is it like the help piece flower?

[09:47:28] Do they mean Elpis? Is it like the Elpis flower from Final Fantasy?

[09:47:33] What is El- is Elpis like something else? I always thought it was just a Final Fantasy thing.

[09:47:40] Elpis.

[09:47:46] The minor goddess of hope. Oh, it's an actual goddess. A goddess of hope.

[09:47:58] interesting mouse lucky no spoilers I'm not googling or I just googled help us

[09:48:28] Oh my god the sand goes down if you if you turn it around the sandal the sandal

[09:48:58] It's going down.

[09:49:05] That's pretty crazy.

[09:49:08] Wow, it's so realistic.

[09:49:10] Is something going to happen when it reaches zero?

[09:49:18] Wow, it's so realistic! Is something gonna happen when it reaches zero?

[09:49:40] Is something gonna happen?

[09:49:48] Come on! Come on! Come on!

[09:49:59] What if I get an achievement for watching the sand?

[09:50:02] What if nothing happens?

[09:50:11] Oh god damn it! Nothing happened. In my balls.

[09:50:15] I thought a secret thing what the fuck what what is all this shit, bro

[09:50:36] The world

[09:50:45] Oh, tree.

[09:51:04] What a fuck.

[09:51:09] uh oh and I that wasn't me I didn't mean to do that

[09:51:39] Oh, somebody's in here.

[09:51:43] Hey, maybe we can watch a little bit of TV.

[09:51:49] Biochemical.

[09:51:50] I don't know what this is for.

[09:52:15] Why is there a check mark on it?

[09:52:25] Locked from either side.

[09:52:31] Why is there a check mark on it?

[09:52:36] It means it's done its job? What?

[09:52:38] But what job did it do? It didn't do anything!

[09:52:45] Memory transfer Oswald East Spencer.

[09:52:57] Humanity suffers when the drive and experience of our most exceptional leaders is lost.

[09:53:02] The ultimate way to preserve such greatness is to transfer those memories to a new vessel.

[09:53:07] Just as fruit flies have the potential to pass on certain memories to their offspring

[09:53:12] through their genes, so too can the memories of a human donor be passed on to the recipient.

[09:53:23] The question we now face is how to harness this incredible potential.

[09:53:28] The answer lies in the medium of memory, blood.

[09:53:35] Cells within the blood contain multitudes of information, including factors tied to

[09:53:39] memory. Thus, since the T-virus grants us to control over factors within the blood, what the fuck?

[09:53:49] It can be hypothesized that harnessing those stained elements will allow us to transfer

[09:53:53] memories from superior individuals. However, for such a procedure to succeed, the host must be

[09:54:00] able to withstand the toxicity of the mutated T-virus strain while preserving their own

[09:54:06] intelligence. Sourcing viable subjects will be the key to future research and testing.

[09:54:13] Fuck you Spencer. Wait so what is this so I guess I could just store this then

[09:54:22] since I don't think I'm going to use it for anything.

[09:54:36] You got two scrap.

[09:54:53] In story.

[09:54:54] Yes!

[09:54:55] In story.

[09:54:56] Uh oh.

[09:54:57] Yes!

[09:54:58] It's in the story!

[09:55:00] Uh oh.

[09:55:03] Huh!

[09:55:05] What the fuck am I looking at?

[09:55:13] Uh!

[09:55:22] What the fuck?

[09:55:32] Oh, what the hell?

[09:55:40] Well, at least I know the door's not gonna close because there's a big pipe.

[09:55:51] people in here? Oh God. What? Oh my God.

[09:56:04] Oh, yeah, this does scream boss

[09:56:17] I'm not sure what these are for, but disposal tank for emergency use only.

[09:56:46] I suppose an emergency is going to happen very soon.

[09:57:08] There's nothing in here.

[09:57:16] Okay, I'm not turning on the computer yet.

[09:57:26] There was a bun in here.

[09:57:37] Is this blood?

[09:57:51] This is a lot of blood guys.

[09:58:07] This is a lot of blood. I'm concerned.

[09:58:21] Extracted a 2.3 million liter sample from the 524.3 liters of blood collected from 115 infected administered to Marie.

[09:58:34] Henceforth, registered as Subject 170, Subject 170 exhibited increased physical resilience.

[09:58:44] A fail to fulfill the goal of the experiment, the subject showed signs of mental instability

[09:58:50] before escaping, confirmed for immediate disposal, or, Marie, emergency evacuation route.

[09:59:03] Why are we a lot too heavy to open?

[09:59:12] Lore guide.

[09:59:13] Okay, I'm here.

[09:59:15] Development, Private Lab, Control Room, Reception, Elevator, Collection and Testing.

[09:59:26] This makes me wanna pee.

[09:59:33] This place stinks.

[09:59:40] It's empty.

[09:59:48] You smell a game?

[09:59:55] What do you think it smells like?

[10:00:04] Oh, I'm gonna go.

[10:00:11] Okay.

[10:00:14] I'm gonna go.

[10:00:20] Okay.

[10:00:22] Okay.

[10:00:24] Okay.

[10:00:26] Okay.

[10:00:28] Okay.

[10:00:31] That smells good.

[10:00:32] It smells very bad.

[10:00:42] We know.

[10:00:43] Race Ashcroft Blood Analysis Report.

[10:00:47] WHAT?!

[10:00:48] MY BLOOD ANALYSIS REPORT?!

[10:00:52] Here are the results of the comprehensive blood analysis you requested.

[10:00:55] The genetic information matches the specified data perfectly.

[10:00:59] S-T-R Analysis Match, SMP Analysis Match, HLA Type Match, MTDNA, Kaplow Group Match, SLC24A5 Match, CYP2D6 Match, ABCC11 Match, TAS2R38 Match, C equals 4.2, oh why?

[10:01:24] What the fuck was that?

[10:01:27] C equals what?

[10:01:28] I don't know math.

[10:01:29] C equals 4.2 blablabla blablabla.

[10:01:30] I see you, you little piece of shit.

[10:01:31] Bloody.

[10:01:32] I don't know.

[10:01:33] I don't know.

[10:01:34] I don't know.

[10:01:35] I don't know.

[10:01:36] I see you, you little piece of shit.

[10:01:52] Bloody...

[10:01:54] Wait, is this where I was before?

[10:01:57] Is this... me?

[10:02:00] Is this where I was?

[10:02:02] Oh my god, I was here!

[10:02:04] This is where I was.

[10:02:17] It's locked.

[10:02:22] Guys, should I have like a... Okay, I'm gonna do one thing.

[10:02:30] Or I pick up the key.

[10:02:34] I

[10:02:53] Wasn't other building

[10:03:04] I'm saving for similar contraption though.

[10:03:18] Oh, I can just look at it, okay.

[10:03:28] Why be able to zoom in on it if you're going to zoom in and not allow me to fucking see

[10:03:33] Why is it blurry?

[10:03:35] Why is it blurry?

[10:03:45] A piece of shit?

[10:03:49] Something is being extracted.

[10:03:53] It is a blood?

[10:03:59] That skeleton is built like a Roblox character.

[10:04:03] It's a bridge bridge.

[10:04:24] Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

[10:04:30] Soup is being extra. No, not the soup. Not the soup.

[10:04:36] She saved it 120 times. Yep. Yep, I did.

[10:04:40] Well, you're gonna make more fun of me for it.

[10:04:44] Could I give a shit? My balls.

[10:04:48] I'm gonna have to run out of here. Holy f**k.

[10:04:53] Oh

[10:05:07] Helicopter key ignition key for helicopter a bit tarnished in places

[10:05:18] Curious is done

[10:05:23] I need to open the door on PC, okay.

[10:05:38] What the?

[10:05:42] Oh, this is how I get back out, huh?

[10:05:49] How?

[10:05:52] All tests have come back positive.

[10:05:54] I can confirm that she is indeed...

[10:05:58] the one that we've been searching for.

[10:06:00] And the chosen one?

[10:06:02] If all goes as planned...

[10:06:05] ...Elpis will soon be in our hands.

[10:06:07] Elbis.

[10:06:09] Of course.

[10:06:12] First I must initiate the protocol.

[10:06:14] Protocol?

[10:06:17] I've done it.

[10:06:19] How could he not see me? He definitely can't see me. Ain't no way he doesn't see me.

[10:06:34] I've done it.

[10:06:36] Who the fuck is he talking to?

[10:06:39] I've done it.

[10:06:41] At the end of the day.

[10:07:05] Of course, but of course, a self-destruct sequence.

[10:07:14] Of course it is.

[10:07:17] I've done it!

[10:07:23] Of course, of course, this motherfucker bro.

[10:07:39] Is it gonna, it's not gonna be time though, right?

[10:07:43] It's not gonna be timed.

[10:07:51] It's not gonna be fucking timed.

[10:07:53] I don't think so. Take your time.

[10:07:56] Sometimes you guys piss me off.

[10:08:01] You know that?

[10:08:04] Sometimes you guys piss me the fuck off.

[10:08:06] Sometimes you piss me the fuck off.

[10:08:26] Thanks it's mutual I swear to god!

[10:08:32] I swear to God.

[10:08:43] I swear to God!

[10:08:46] Guys, do you know if there's like, um, do you know if there's time to pee, cause Chase, these types of seeds really make me wanna pee pee.

[10:08:56] Please.

[10:08:59] These things make me pee really bad.

[10:09:02] What's wrong with this mic?

[10:09:07] What do you want to talk to in the microphone?

[10:09:10] Go pee plenty of time.

[10:09:15] I'm gonna go pee.

[10:09:20] I'm gonna go pee and you're gonna like it.

[10:09:24] Wait, that came out so wrong.

[10:09:29] I'm sorry.

[10:09:33] I'm sorry this has not fucked up.

[10:09:37] I'll be right back.

[10:09:59] Thank you.

[10:10:29] you

[10:11:29] You

[10:11:59] But I'll share, I forgot to put music on my bed.

[10:12:29] Night bad bros.

[10:12:33] bros?

[10:12:41] ELL!

[10:12:47] Look at-

[10:12:50] What is that emo-

[10:12:51] ELL

[10:12:54] Fucking-

[10:12:59] What the fuck?

[10:13:06] What the fuck? You guys are my pee! Pee Ryan! What the heck?

[10:13:17] Ewww!

[10:13:19] Yuck!

[10:13:21] Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god!

[10:13:26] Oh no.

[10:13:29] God damn it

[10:13:33] Why you guys always gotta do crazy

[10:13:59] Is there anything in here for me?

[10:14:06] I guess not.

[10:14:08] Hey, can I like stop the self-destruct?

[10:14:11] There's no time or take your time.

[10:14:13] Oh, okay.

[10:14:15] I just want to make sure I don't like lose anything.

[10:14:29] Okay, I definitely gotta go back downstairs, I guess.

[10:14:43] Then the elevator's out, right?

[10:14:44] I'm gonna jump!

[10:14:48] Oh, shit!

[10:14:52] Oh, shit.

[10:14:59] Oh, shit.

[10:15:06] Oh, shit.

[10:15:13] Oh, shit.

[10:15:20] Come on!

[10:15:24] Oh, God!

[10:15:26] No!

[10:15:50] AHH!

[10:15:52] Oh my god, hell no!

[10:16:10] Come on!

[10:16:16] AHH!

[10:16:20] You fire extinguishers what oh wait I'm gonna restart okay okay where we start

[10:16:31] where do we start okay so

[10:16:37] There's a dinosaur in the corner?

[10:16:43] Okay.

[10:16:44] Is there any of them here?

[10:16:49] Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

[10:17:03] Oh

[10:17:31] Whoa

[10:17:33] I did not know that will happen.

[10:18:03] What the fuck, bro?

[10:18:19] Oh

[10:18:49] I think this one's gonna come out now.

[10:18:59] I'm out of here.

[10:19:06] I'm out of here.

[10:19:12] I'm out of here.

[10:19:19] I'm out of here.

[10:19:24] I'm out of here.

[10:19:31] Oh my God, there's so many.

[10:19:34] Shit, shit, shit.

[10:19:44] Oh my God.

[10:19:53] Oh

[10:20:23] They're coming!

[10:20:25] They're coming!

[10:20:26] Run!

[10:20:32] Help!

[10:20:35] Help!

[10:20:40] Why can't I run like a human?

[10:20:42] Why do I run like a monster?

[10:20:50] Help!

[10:20:51] Help!

[10:20:52] No! No! No! No!

[10:20:57] No!

[10:21:02] Oh, God.

[10:21:08] I'm drowning! I'm drowning in blood, Gaga!

[10:21:17] No!

[10:21:18] What is this shit you brought me?

[10:21:20] I'm sorry, your look is terrible. You should have never taken that job.

[10:21:34] I'm coming in.

[10:21:37] Oh god.

[10:21:39] Holy shit.

[10:21:51] Nice boys please!

[10:21:55] Please, calm down boys.

[10:21:57] Yeah.

[10:22:04] Wraith, get his ass off me!

[10:22:05] Hey Wraith, Wraith, what's happening?

[10:22:08] Don't worry, we're gonna have ride in a helicopter, it's your first time, but don't be afraid.

[10:22:11] Can we?

[10:22:12] It's gonna get a little bumpy.

[10:22:15] I'm right next to you.

[10:22:19] Oh no lady, I'm gonna need you up front.

[10:22:21] Well it's okay, I'm alright.

[10:22:24] Come on, come on, come on.

[10:22:25] Oh, there are so many of them!

[10:22:27] Shepard!

[10:22:31] You will have to pay it!

[10:22:34] Come on!

[10:22:35] Who's in there like I'm doing?

[10:22:43] Oh, no shit!

[10:22:45] Hold tight, I'll take it off!

[10:22:47] Let's go take off now!

[10:22:49] Woo!

[10:22:52] Goodbye, normally.

[10:22:54] Goodbye

[10:23:00] Holy shit

[10:23:05] I CAN'T LOOK AT THREE

[10:23:17] Fuck this

[10:23:24] oh no our great escape getaway

[10:23:39] oh there goes another resident evil pilot don't

[10:23:44] God damn it. Guys, if you're in Resident Evil, never be a pilot.

[10:23:52] He just got final destinationed!

[10:23:54] Finally! We're back to the Leon!

[10:23:59] Grace...

[10:24:01] How's she gonna do this?

[10:24:03] Come on, he's up-

[10:24:05] Oh, he saw that.

[10:24:14] I ain't no way he saw her from the window.

[10:24:21] I ain't no way he saw her from the fucking window.

[10:24:30] Hello Gorgeous.

[10:24:32] Hello Gorgeous.

[10:24:34] Here we go.

[10:24:36] Time to snipe.

[10:24:43] What's wrong with her?

[10:24:49] Is she okay? Did she get hurt?

[10:24:56] Oh no.

[10:25:01] Run!

[10:25:05] Rescue Grace.

[10:25:08] Leon.

[10:25:09] I need you to continue my bloodline now

[10:25:17] Sherry Grace is still here

[10:25:22] On some files on a pictures computer whoa, she's connected to this

[10:25:33] And he is so hot and oh

[10:25:39] Help Grace.

[10:25:41] Rightful ammo, thanks.

[10:25:50] Use scope and shoot, please.

[10:26:09] More?

[10:26:16] Where is she going? She's like running back and forth like a crazy person.

[10:26:23] Is that girl? What the fuck, man?

[10:26:36] Like, hello?

[10:26:39] Oh

[10:26:53] Sorry

[10:27:03] My bag sorry, I didn't mean to get you big sorry

[10:27:09] Oh, I can zoom.

[10:27:14] Focus sheet.

[10:27:25] She's just standing there!

[10:27:30] Bim, bim! Cause she crazy!

[10:27:39] Oh, I thought I could shoot the door open, I bad.

[10:27:47] It must be time for the evening service.

[10:27:50] Oh, shit.

[10:27:51] Get away from us!

[10:27:59] Ah, damn it!

[10:28:09] Fucking shit, Grace! Please!

[10:28:13] You have a gun!

[10:28:18] You have a fucking gun, man!

[10:28:20] oh my god are you fucking for real

[10:28:50] Oh

[10:29:13] Bro what are you fucking kidding me are you fucking for real?

[10:29:18] you ain't no fucking way bro

[10:29:42] oh my lord

[10:29:48] Bro

[10:29:54] Okay, hopefully I can do this much better this time

[10:30:04] What the fuck bro, she's standing here

[10:30:18] Oh God.

[10:30:23] Oh Jesus.

[10:30:28] Jesus Christ, grace.

[10:30:33] Come on man.

[10:30:38] Come on.

[10:30:43] Come on man!

[10:30:55] Alright, I see him. He's right there.

[10:31:05] They're in their grace.

[10:31:10] They're in their grace!

[10:31:13] She got in.

[10:31:15] Hey, well, what does that mean for me, Roller?

[10:31:20] Head to the chapel. Oh, I gotta jump off this building!

[10:31:24] Oh, what am I surprised about? I'm Leon. I'm a gigachat, of course I can.

[10:31:36] Oh, none of us gifted her thank you so much for the help. I gifted subs!

[10:31:43] What's up in here, guys?

[10:31:53] Whoa.

[10:32:03] I should have waited.

[10:32:04] I didn't know that was a bomb.

[10:32:08] Oh, I didn't know that was a bomb.

[10:32:15] She waited, bros.

[10:32:20] Excuse me.

[10:32:24] Stay with me.

[10:32:28] He's so tough.

[10:32:29] Grace.

[10:32:31] Leo.

[10:32:32] Where's she?

[10:32:33] Oh, this is Emily.

[10:32:34] Help me out.

[10:32:35] She's bleeding?

[10:32:36] Oh no! She got hurt too?

[10:32:47] Guys, I don't think that kid's gonna make it

[10:32:51] It's okay, water treatment plan is full

[10:33:03] Holy shit

[10:33:04] I'm sick of this shit, bro.

[10:33:11] I'll keep our friends busy.

[10:33:20] Oh my god, I'm moving, bro.

[10:34:00] What the fuck, how the fuck did he...

[10:34:30] I forgot how to use Leonroll.

[10:34:52] Oh god.

[10:35:00] AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

[10:35:24] Oh, you think...

[10:35:27] Oh, my god!

[10:35:30] Get off of me, bruv!

[10:35:37] Broden, get off of me, broden!

[10:35:46] Get off of me, bruv!

[10:35:55] Get off of me, bruv!

[10:35:57] Brrroder, get off of me, brroder!

[10:36:01] Get off of me!

[10:36:16] Bro, what the fuck?

[10:36:18] He's eating my face!

[10:36:20] So, that's not nice!

[10:36:22] That's very mean!

[10:36:24] No!

[10:36:26] I broke it.

[10:36:28] I broke it.

[10:36:30] I broke it.

[10:36:32] I broke it.

[10:36:34] I broke it.

[10:36:36] I broke it.

[10:36:38] I broke it.

[10:36:40] I broke it.

[10:36:42] I broke it.

[10:36:44] I

[10:36:46] oh

[10:37:16] Yeah

[10:37:44] All right

[10:37:46] Oh

[10:38:16] Get away from me!

[10:38:23] Get away from me!

[10:38:32] He can't come up here!

[10:38:42] Come up here!

[10:38:47] Oh shit! Oh yes, the pen!

[10:39:01] Oh my god, he moves so fast sometimes!

[10:39:03] Wait, how?

[10:39:12] Time to clear up the rest.

[10:39:14] Oh, is he dead?

[10:39:16] Is that it?

[10:39:25] Can you please stop moving?

[10:39:36] So stick to the shape, bro.

[10:39:39] You asshole.

[10:39:42] Guys all what are we doing here oh?

[10:39:54] My god, it's not easy being Leon Kennedy

[10:40:03] He's such a Chad bro

[10:40:06] What a fucking Chad what a fucking Chad he's so cool

[10:40:10] Why am I not this cool? I wish I was as cool as him.

[10:40:17] He is just that guy.

[10:40:22] Oh god damn it!

[10:40:28] I'll get you out of my way.

[10:40:30] God damn it I have to be her again.

[10:40:33] Just gotta keep it to the surface.

[10:40:40] God damn it bro, God damn it, God damn it.

[10:40:53] What the fuck is this?

[10:40:54] You gonna save your bro?

[10:40:59] Emily, you will never be clementine, okay?

[10:41:08] smart cute I mean you are cute I'll give you that you are very cute I'm sorry I

[10:41:17] know it hurts I'm so sorry I feel so bad for thing don't worry it's gonna be

[10:41:28] okay you're gonna be okay we're gonna find first aid kit you're gonna be fine

[10:41:35] Oh

[10:41:40] Can do it have child in arm

[10:41:45] Can't do it you have a child in your arm

[10:42:01] You have a baby in your arm hold too bad you can't do shit with the baby in your arm

[10:42:05] You want to do things with a child in your arms?

[10:42:12] Well, think again.

[10:42:15] I didn't.

[10:42:18] Oh fuck me, bro.

[10:42:21] I can't let that thing hurt her.

[10:42:25] It's okay, Emily.

[10:42:28] Here, rest here.

[10:42:31] I need to keep you safe.

[10:42:38] Okay.

[10:42:40] Aw.

[10:42:43] Medinjector.

[10:42:49] The roof hatch manual.

[10:42:51] The roof hatch is operated by the panel outside the storage bay.

[10:42:55] Troubleshooting if the power supply errors persist.

[10:42:58] You must restart the three power distribution units in the lower area.

[10:43:02] This should reactivate the control panel and allow you to operate the hatch.

[10:43:05] Of course!

[10:43:06] Of course!

[10:43:07] But of course!

[10:43:10] But of course this has happened!

[10:43:12] Guys!

[10:43:13] Guys, but of course!

[10:43:15] Of course!

[10:43:18] Of course guys!

[10:43:20] Of course you have to do all that shit just to open a fucking hatch!

[10:43:24] Of course!

[10:43:26] But of course, like it makes so much sense.

[10:43:42] But of fucking course, bros, of fucking course.

[10:43:46] Oh my god.

[10:43:53] Jays.

[10:43:58] Little howler's revolve.

[10:44:04] Yeah, this one's pretty sick.

[10:44:10] I'll put it away.

[10:44:17] I will put it away.

[10:44:21] Transfusion bag.

[10:44:24] Wait a minute.

[10:44:27] Transfusion bag.

[10:44:35] Wait a minute.

[10:44:39] I can make something hold up

[10:45:09] I got 50.

[10:45:16] I got 50 and 5 injectors.

[10:45:19] Hey, well, be good. I'll be right back.

[10:45:21] I'm gonna go put my ass on the line for you.

[10:45:32] Why would you close that?

[10:45:34] How would you do that?

[10:45:43] Open the hatch on the girl.

[10:45:48] It's not safe for Emily.

[10:46:12] Whoa.

[10:46:13] Insufficient power. Is that the power distribution units on the lower floor?

[10:46:19] Oh, I know how this works.

[10:46:29] Of course, but of course, of course.

[10:46:37] But of course, but of course, but of course, of course, this is going to be in the dark, of course.

[10:47:00] But of course.

[10:47:02] You have a flashlight. Oh, it's true.

[10:47:15] Hey, use this. Yeah, why not? Oh.

[10:47:20] I see.

[10:47:23] Well, there's a charge. I see. There's a charge. Okay, okay, okay. I'm learning.

[10:47:28] I am learning, I am learning.

[10:47:41] I am learning, I am learning.

[10:47:51] I'm going in, I'm going in.

[10:47:58] Is that your stalling?

[10:48:02] Oh yeah, I definitely am.

[10:48:09] Oh yeah, I'm definitely am.

[10:48:15] I definitely don't want to do this.

[10:48:20] How many, like does anybody wanna do that?

[10:48:24] Why would I wanna do that?

[10:48:28] What gave it away?

[10:48:29] Yeah, what gave me away, guys?

[10:48:33] Anybody?

[10:48:39] We'll get it away, guys.

[10:48:45] We'll get it away, bros.

[10:48:47] Anybody?

[10:48:50] the faster I do the quicker I see Leon. Yee-haw!

[10:48:57] But of course.

[10:48:59] find these purriads

[10:49:18] is it down here? but of course

[10:49:21] but of course it is

[10:49:29] Was everyone hate Grace?

[10:49:34] Uh, no, I don't hate Grace.

[10:49:36] I like Grace.

[10:49:37] I like her.

[10:49:38] It's just, I want to be a gigachat and I want to be Leon.

[10:49:42] And I'm just going to be honest.

[10:49:43] I don't like being scared.

[10:49:44] And when I'm Leon, I'm not scared.

[10:49:47] Because he fucking, he's a fucking crazy person.

[10:49:57] She's not bad like Ethan. Hey, hey, you shut your mouth. Don't shit-talk Ethan. Bro, I'm sick of people shit-talking Ethan Winters

[10:50:04] I like him.

[10:50:09] I like him bro

[10:50:17] Oh

[10:50:27] She's sniffing my feet.

[10:50:34] Can she come over here?

[10:50:45] I wanna know like what, like, how much in here can she come over?

[10:50:55] Where's those power units?

[10:51:02] Hey!

[10:51:07] Okay, never mind I should have never done that!

[10:51:17] I'll be never minus it, I've never done that!

[10:51:47] I thought she hates lights.

[10:52:02] One of three.

[10:52:03] Come on, my gun is all bloody.

[10:52:07] Okay, well now we have one area where there's lights, so she won't come this way.

[10:52:12] What was that?

[10:52:13] Oh, that was a...

[10:52:14] That was a funny one.

[10:52:18] It was a little green.

[10:52:28] I'm fine, so that's good, but I don't have any more healing, so that's bad.

[10:52:33] To the go. To the go.

[10:52:44] I'm not right, no fucking shit bro.

[10:52:51] Like you don't have to fucking tell me.

[10:52:54] Oh, sweet.

[10:52:56] Nice.

[10:52:57] I got more ammo.

[10:53:00] Okay, wait.

[10:53:02] Oh, I'm guessing the next one is where that those red lights are.

[10:53:09] How do I get over there?

[10:53:14] Oh, wait, there's no lever.

[10:53:37] Of course there's no lever.

[10:53:38] But of course.

[10:53:39] There has to be one somewhere.

[10:53:40] Of course there's no lever.

[10:53:41] There's no leather.

[10:53:43] And of course not.

[10:53:51] Of course not.

[10:54:04] Holy shit!

[10:54:11] Oh, you can't throw in for a loop, I guess.

[10:54:36] Oh, it's burning now.

[10:54:53] I thought she would burn me.

[10:55:02] I thought you would burn here

[10:55:20] Oh no, my spook mouth

[10:55:32] Ah ah ah my dear ah ah ah!

[10:55:57] So, what do we do?

[10:56:04] Alright, I'm gonna seem like, we'll step on it, we'll shoot her, and then we'll go all

[10:56:15] the other way.

[10:56:17] Ah, ah, ah!

[10:56:24] oh wait maybe because I'm not there she will come out again oh okay

[10:56:54] Now unless you went over there so...

[10:57:15] Is she gonna turn around?

[10:57:24] Okay.

[10:57:33] Okay, I see.

[10:57:35] I see.

[10:57:39] Stop sniffing my feet!

[10:57:41] ENOUGH!

[10:57:54] When she goes over there I'm gonna shoot her.

[10:58:04] I'm gonna shoot her and then I'm gonna run.

[10:58:18] Oh, she went this way.

[10:58:20] Fucking hell.

[10:58:22] So wait for it to go the other way.

[10:58:25] Small stinky bees.

[10:58:27] What the fuck?

[10:58:29] Not my feet.

[10:58:31] I'm wriggling my toes right now.

[10:58:35] Won't be snowing my feet.

[10:58:52] Oh shit, scary.

[10:59:01] Well, well, well, it's too bad for you.

[10:59:16] I can't come in here now, because there's light.

[10:59:21] We love light in here.

[10:59:35] I hear snorling.

[10:59:39] Snorling and a snorling.

[10:59:46] Yeah, yeah, Grace, we heard you, I know.

[10:59:56] Where?

[10:59:57] Where could he be?

[11:00:07] This way, right?

[11:00:17] I'm gonna go treat me.

[11:00:22] Not in sedimentation.

[11:00:23] Alright, let me go take a look at where she's heading.

[11:00:35] He's headed that way.

[11:01:05] He's headed that way.

[11:01:14] How many left?

[11:01:15] Six or seven?

[11:01:17] Hello, my dear.

[11:01:19] Do you see me?

[11:01:22] She can't see me.

[11:01:35] Oh, she's right there.

[11:01:42] What if I shoot her foot?

[11:01:53] Hello.

[11:01:54] Hack it through the door, sorry.

[11:02:00] Sorry.

[11:02:03] I can't get through the door, sorry!

[11:02:16] Sorry!

[11:02:17] Sorry!

[11:02:18] Well, what if I throw a Molotov cocktail on her over here?

[11:02:32] Can I get through there this way?

[11:02:38] This way, right?

[11:02:39] One day she'll leave this room and one day you'll eat caca!

[11:02:46] I'll go out again, I might shoot her, I don't know, I don't know if I should or if I should

[11:03:13] I can't believe this thing is bleeding out or anything.

[11:03:30] Nice.

[11:03:31] She's a kid.

[11:03:33] She can walk it off, you know.

[11:03:40] Good game, bro.

[11:04:00] She's gonna walk it off.

[11:04:05] Wait, she got a bullet in her...

[11:04:11] I thought...

[11:04:12] Wait, was that a bullet that hit her?

[11:04:18] Oh.

[11:04:20] I got it with something else.

[11:04:40] Look up the strafnil.

[11:04:48] Well, she would've been wearing her seatbelt then.

[11:05:10] Maybe she would have been wearing her seatbelt, maybe she should have worn her seatbelt.

[11:05:30] I should have been wearing a pork fancy bed!

[11:05:34] Oh my god. Okay, sorry about that.

[11:05:38] It's 7am. Oh, it's 7am! Shit!

[11:05:42] Hold on, I'm gonna take my meds. Fuck.

[11:05:44] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

[11:05:47] Fuck. Fucking. Fucking fuck.

[11:05:53] Sorry.

[11:05:56] Taking the anti-pumpkin meds.

[11:05:58] Oh the pumpkin thing is gonna happen bro. There's nothing you can do about that.

[11:06:09] You fucking what mate?

[11:06:21] The pumpkin comes for us all. That's true.

[11:06:24] It's true, bro.

[11:06:35] Anti-wood. Anti-link. Thank you so much for all the gifts, so thank you.

[11:06:54] I'm going fucking blind bro

[11:07:24] Thank you, Nana, Miss Giftor!

[11:07:34] Did someone say we're on Easy Street?

[11:07:38] We could be on Easy Street!

[11:08:21] Okay.

[11:08:23] Ah, let's go.

[11:08:28] Go, Bruce.

[11:08:33] It's game time.

[11:08:42] to gain time

[11:08:51] I need to go this way a little more

[11:09:12] Oh fuck, I'm getting through here.

[11:09:30] Oh

[11:09:41] Holy shit

[11:09:44] Why is it stiff?

[11:09:54] I know ready

[11:09:56] Oh my god.

[11:10:01] Holy shit.

[11:10:06] Get out of here!

[11:10:11] I need to hurry.

[11:10:16] Get the fuck out of here, bro.

[11:10:21] Get the fuck out of here, bro!

[11:10:26] Get out of here!

[11:10:28] Get out of here!

[11:10:31] Jesus Christ!

[11:10:36] What there be light?

[11:10:40] Oh my god, there's blood everywhere.

[11:10:43] Blood.

[11:10:50] What would use on so?

[11:11:20] I'm gonna be up here.

[11:11:25] Will she be up here, angry?

[11:11:30] We think she will be angry.

[11:11:35] We're getting out of here.

[11:11:38] Get out of here, fucking me.

[11:11:41] Fuck, give me a breach.

[11:11:44] Come on! Open!

[11:11:47] Come on! Open!

[11:11:57] Come on!

[11:12:01] Aw...

[11:12:03] I'm sorry Marie.

[11:12:11] Aw...

[11:12:12] She just wanted to play.

[11:12:42] I mean, please be okay.

[11:12:47] No, Emily, don't die, please. I know I took a really long time, but I'm sorry.

[11:12:55] Hey, Emily, it's me.

[11:12:59] Uh-oh.

[11:13:03] Emily?

[11:13:06] Oh no! Wake up! Come on!

[11:13:09] Damn, she died?

[11:13:12] No!

[11:13:13] Ah man, it wasn't me, Zide!

[11:13:16] Chest compression, chest compression, chest compression!

[11:13:20] They're not deep enough!

[11:13:30] They're not deep enough!

[11:13:32] They're not deep enough!

[11:13:34] Chest compressions!

[11:13:36] They're not deep enough!

[11:13:38] You gotta break her ribs!

[11:13:42] Oh my goodness, yeah, you gotta do ha ha ha ha

[11:13:58] Stay in the lab, stay in the lab, stay in the lab

[11:14:03] She is a kid, not an adult, that doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, that doesn't mean shit

[11:14:11] That doesn't mean she instilled me to do proper chest compressions.

[11:14:16] Emily, no! No, Emily!

[11:14:22] She was so cute.

[11:14:25] Oh, oh Grace.

[11:14:27] Oh.

[11:14:28] Uh-oh.

[11:14:29] Emily.

[11:14:31] It's me. I'm right here.

[11:14:33] You okay?

[11:14:34] You okay?

[11:14:37] Uh-oh.

[11:14:38] Oh no!

[11:14:48] Oh no, Emily, no!

[11:14:55] Hey, why is she a vagabond star?

[11:15:00] Actually, she kinda looks like the baby from the other game.

[11:15:06] She kinda looks like the baby.

[11:15:11] Actually, she kinda looks like the baby from the other game.

[11:15:14] She kinda looks like the baby.

[11:15:16] Emily!

[11:15:19] Emily!

[11:15:20] Emily, no!

[11:15:24] Emily?

[11:15:33] Oh my god, the enemy came just in time.

[11:15:35] No, no, no, no, no, no, that's Emily!

[11:15:37] It's Emily!

[11:15:38] I'm sorry.

[11:15:41] Oh, that made me so sad.

[11:15:44] Yeah, and the girl who plays Grace is such a good actress, holy shit, that tugged in

[11:15:51] my heart a little bit.

[11:15:53] Oh, that tugged in my heart just a little bit, holy shit.

[11:16:00] You're a bad babysitter, fuck you!

[11:16:03] Fuck you, man, I tried my best!

[11:16:06] Oh, I'm teary-eyed, fuck.

[11:16:10] Congratulations, Mouse. You have finally found out how all of those giant monsters were created children, plus incredibly deadly wounds-y.

[11:16:18] So mutated children plus incredibly deadly wounds-y?

[11:16:36] I'm sorry, Graysha, you're gonna fuckin' die.

[11:16:40] Oh

[11:16:44] It's so hard hearing her say, please stop

[11:16:55] Look at her feet I

[11:17:01] Wanted to save her you can't know I never would have escaped without her

[11:17:07] This is all my fault

[11:17:09] Again girls not your fault get it trust me I get it, but we're still alive. We have to keep going

[11:17:23] Up damn girl what what do you mean no?

[11:17:39] Oh, no.

[11:17:46] Leo, no!

[11:17:51] No!

[11:17:56] Oh, no.

[11:18:03] exit

[11:18:05] exit

[11:18:07] oh my god he better not die bro i will fucking lose my mind

[11:18:21] papillian better not die papillian

[11:18:27] No

[11:18:37] What was that?

[11:18:38] No girl don't!

[11:18:41] Don't do it!

[11:18:50] Don't do it

[11:18:55] Don't do it!

[11:18:57] Oh shit. Oh shit. What?

[11:19:05] Wesker?

[11:19:09] Or some sort of Wesker?

[11:19:12] Or some wannabe Wesker?

[11:19:15] Raccoon City.

[11:19:18] Oh my god.

[11:19:24] Fuck off bro.

[11:19:27] You're the final piece.

[11:19:33] Let us show you your true purpose.

[11:19:36] No! Don't go with them! You dumbass! You stupid!

[11:19:43] She is so fucking dumb, bro.

[11:19:51] Would you like- Does anybody ever say no?

[11:19:55] Of course I want to.

[11:19:57] does anybody ever say no I don't whoa what is she taking oxy compound oh shit

[11:20:21] Sherry...

[11:20:24] Oxy Codone...

[11:20:28] And she's popin' oxys!

[11:20:34] Hey, checkin' in.

[11:20:39] She's popin' oxys like that?

[11:20:41] Did you find anything on Opus?

[11:20:44] Not yet.

[11:20:46] Nothing on the servers of the CIA or the Pentagon.

[11:20:50] I

[11:20:55] Was told to shut down the investigation

[11:20:58] what

[11:21:03] Orders from on high shit. What we don't need you taking a hit for this. I'll just go alone

[11:21:11] We're in this together till the end

[11:21:16] Of you working in the shadows

[11:21:20] It's not going to be too risky, yeah.

[11:21:23] Me?

[11:21:25] Never.

[11:21:27] Maaam!

[11:21:31] Oh my god, look at that hot turbo DC!

[11:21:36] Guys, I need a Porsche now!

[11:21:38] It should definitely have something to do with Elvis.

[11:21:47] Guys, I need a Porsche now!

[11:21:49] Leon drives on oh my god

[11:21:53] Leon!

[11:21:54] Raccoon City!

[11:22:00] Oh my god he's going back to Raccoon City?

[11:22:09] We are so back

[11:22:19] Oh my god look at that car Porsche.

[11:22:26] I thought I'd be able to drive.

[11:22:31] Alright.

[11:22:32] I'll leave that to you.

[11:22:35] I think I found a clue as to where they might be.

[11:22:38] Some coordinates on Victor's computer.

[11:22:40] God he is so hot bro.

[11:22:43] Right?

[11:22:44] I was here for a good city.

[11:22:49] He is so fucking hot, Jesus Christ.

[11:22:52] What the fuck?

[11:22:56] This is where I am, and this is where we have to go?

[11:23:01] I have to go across the whole city.

[11:23:03] The city of the Midwest, surrounded by nature, from the early to mid 90s, pharmaceutical giant

[11:23:15] Umbrella invested heavily in the city.

[11:23:18] However, in September 1998, the T-virus leaked from Umbrella's underground laboratory, causing

[11:23:25] the city-wide epidemic on October 1st. The US government recognized the severity of the

[11:23:33] situation and ordered a sterilization of the city. Raccoon City was wiped off the face

[11:23:38] of the earth and remains under lockdown to this day. Umbrella was founded in 1968 by

[11:23:48] three people, one of whom was Oswald East Spencer. On the surface it was a successful

[11:23:53] International Corporation, but beneath the veneer laid a hive of illegal research, including

[11:24:00] development of the T-virus. Oops. T-virus. The infamous 1998 disaster now known as the

[11:24:08] Raccoon City Incident, exposed their illicit deeds to the public. Umbrella went to trial

[11:24:14] and eventually ceased operations in 2004, after declaring bankruptcy.

[11:24:21] Bancruptcy.

[11:24:25] Spencer was a founding member and leader of Umbrella.

[11:24:29] His excellent managerial skills helped the company grow into a major corporation.

[11:24:34] His true nature, however, was that of a monster who repeatedly conducted inhumane tests

[11:24:40] to advance his illegal viral research.

[11:24:43] Spencer was egotistical and ruthless in pursuit of his ambitions.

[11:24:48] It's believed he even took out the other founders of Umbrella.

[11:24:52] Oh, fuck you, Spencer.

[11:24:54] He passed away in 2006 at his secluded estate after Umbrella went under.

[11:25:02] Dan.

[11:25:06] I am a badass man.

[11:25:08] I know where they let me go down the street no not this way I was gonna say

[11:25:20] bro they let me walk down the street holy shit

[11:25:38] Bro, he has shrimp posture for sure, bro.

[11:25:57] Raccoon City incident newspaper, evacuate immediately.

[11:26:00] If you are in Raccoon City, I urge you to evacuate now.

[11:26:04] Leave if you can.

[11:26:05] If you cannot evacuate, go to the police station, the nearest public facility, wherever you can, take any weapon you have and hide in the nearest sturdy building.

[11:26:16] This will probably be the last paper we will publish, and I am the last Raccoon Times performer, reporter.

[11:26:23] Thank you, dear readers, for all your support over the years. I urge you once more, run, find some more safe, survive.

[11:26:30] Guys, I have a question. Why the fuck did they write this newspaper if nobody's gonna fucking read it?

[11:26:48] For me? Wow!

[11:26:53] Umbrella!

[11:26:56] Look at those people smiling.

[11:27:00] Early on to find it three years later.

[11:27:05] Oh!

[11:27:08] Can I call me?

[11:27:12] Hello?

[11:27:16] Hello?

[11:27:20] Hello?

[11:27:24] Hello?

[11:27:28] Uh...hello?

[11:27:36] He's not here. He's not answering.

[11:27:38] Oh, he's in the bathroom. Wait.

[11:27:40] Did he just leave and left a call on?

[11:27:43] Am I talking to Connor's chat right now?

[11:27:46] Oh my god, yeah.

[11:27:48] What the fuck? I didn't know you called me!

[11:27:51] I called you back!

[11:27:52] I'm gonna be honest. I don't remember why I called you.

[11:27:55] Oh.

[11:27:56] It was so long ago.

[11:27:58] Oh, okay.

[11:27:59] It was ten minutes ago.

[11:28:01] It was not ten minutes ago.

[11:28:03] It was literally, you didn't check, it was ten minutes ago.

[11:28:06] Huh?

[11:28:07] I didn't call you ten minutes ago.

[11:28:10] Yes you did.

[11:28:11] No, I didn't.

[11:28:12] So, what did I call Connor?

[11:28:15] Oh, it was, oh, oh, I read it wrong, you're right, it was two hours and ten

[11:28:21] minutes ago.

[11:28:22] Bro, you freakin', what the fuck, I knew it, I knew it wasn't going to happen.

[11:28:26] I called you two hours ago at 5 a.m.

[11:28:30] Well, what's up? What did you want?

[11:28:34] I honestly don't remember what I called you.

[11:28:38] Have you ever heard what I called?

[11:28:41] You know, it's a mystery to me.

[11:28:46] Oh! I remember now.

[11:28:49] Why?

[11:28:50] So, I killed the girl. I'm Leon now.

[11:28:54] on now hey nice so like the artist how long do you have left I don't know how

[11:29:04] long I have left but I called you because I was like oh cuz the girl like

[11:29:09] dropped a hand she dropped like a severed hand and I was like what the

[11:29:15] fuck is this severed hand for what am I gonna do with this like scanning it's

[11:29:19] for a puzzle and I'm like I'm not gonna solve a fucking puzzle about a hand

[11:29:23] I didn't I didn't scan it and I was like Connor did it first and I was like no he didn't there's no way he did that

[11:29:31] Fucking annoying sons of bitches

[11:29:36] Yeah, no I didn't so my bad

[11:29:38] We didn't die like this

[11:29:42] Me yeah

[11:29:45] Yeah, I don't like your boss latest buy it to the greatest game of all time

[11:29:50] Shining kind of rough buddy

[11:29:53] Yeah, I'm... yeah, I'm... I think I'm sick.

[11:29:56] I'm sick of not playing Slay the Spire 2 right now!

[11:30:01] She's don't even want to talk to me.

[11:30:04] I am consuming the equivalent of digital fentanyl.

[11:30:07] I do want to go to you.

[11:30:09] I am consuming digital fent right now.

[11:30:11] You don't want to talk to me.

[11:30:14] I do, but I... my desire to do another Necrobinder run is pretty hard too.

[11:30:19] Oh, okay. I guess we'll play one day.

[11:30:23] Hey, when you're ready to hop on, let me know.

[11:30:25] Do you want me to join you?

[11:30:28] Hey, it's your call, hey, you're doing your stream.

[11:30:30] You gotta teach me.

[11:30:33] You know how to play Save Sparrowdy,

[11:30:34] you've played it, right?

[11:30:35] Yeah, but you gotta teach me

[11:30:36] to guide my hands.

[11:30:39] Well, I don't know how this multiplayer works,

[11:30:41] but it's up to you.

[11:30:42] I don't wanna force you off Resident Evil.

[11:30:44] Well, whenever you're ready, maybe you can just hop on.

[11:30:46] Okay, let me find the Save Sparrown

[11:30:48] and I'll call you later.

[11:30:50] Okay, like how long later?

[11:30:52] I don't know, I gotta beat Leon for a bit. I need to know what it's like to have a penis.

[11:30:56] Alright, well good luck with the penis.

[11:30:58] Thanks, I'm gonna enjoy having a penis.

[11:31:01] Alright, have fun, have fun.

[11:31:03] I guess I'll call you...

[11:31:05] Uh, give me a time frame.

[11:31:08] Have a long year on, I mean I can start a run. I don't know if I can save me to run, do a multiplayer run, then give out to a single run.

[11:31:14] But when you're done with your run...

[11:31:16] You might take an hour and a half.

[11:31:19] Yeah, well, I'll be late on for an hour and a half then.

[11:31:23] Alright, okay, sounds good.

[11:31:25] Okay.

[11:31:26] Alright, have fun.

[11:31:27] Later.

[11:31:28] Bye-bye.

[11:31:29] Goodbye, Connor.

[11:31:31] Forever.

[11:31:34] Have you seen my son?

[11:31:38] Why does it kind of look like...

[11:31:40] One point five hours long penis time.

[11:31:50] I joke around and I say that but I don't want to have a penis ever.

[11:31:55] It's like my biggest fear, okay?

[11:31:58] Like my biggest fear, bro.

[11:32:05] The penis scares me.

[11:32:09] Why not?

[11:32:11] I don't know.

[11:32:12] I'm sure like most guys like,

[11:32:13] if they're like, oh, if I wake up tomorrow

[11:32:15] with a vagina, it'll be so sick.

[11:32:17] But it's like, I'm sure there's a guy or two out there

[11:32:19] that's like, I would never want to have a vagina.

[11:32:20] Oh my God.

[11:32:22] Ah.

[11:32:33] I'm sure there's like at least one guy

[11:32:35] that's like, no, a vagina's for me.

[11:32:37] Oh my god, look at the boney!

[11:32:39] I want that!

[11:32:43] Peb, this life is good.

[11:32:45] What the fuck?

[11:32:51] Why is it so dusty?

[11:32:52] My allergies.

[11:32:54] I don't hate all men, guys.

[11:32:57] I just don't want to have a fucking penis.

[11:32:59] I don't want to be a man.

[11:33:01] I don't want to have a pe-

[11:33:07] Oh my god this kid is shit out of me. I thought I had to go down here and I was like oh my

[11:33:23] I am gone. I am NOT going into the fucking subway!

[11:33:40] What the?

[11:33:44] Eviction notice!

[11:33:48] The subway is not safer.

[11:33:53] My god, Leon.

[11:34:11] Leon.

[11:34:12] Leon.

[11:34:20] Meow-ow, meow-ow, meow-ow.

[11:34:27] That was bugging me a little bit.

[11:34:41] There we go.

[11:34:47] Phew.

[11:34:50] I need a key to unlock it, oh my god.

[11:35:15] I think there's a building over here that we can go into.

[11:35:28] Oh, I hear it. A little guy.

[11:35:37] Hey guys, it's just very scary in here.

[11:35:45] Oh, one is gonna pop out like,

[11:36:01] AHHHHHHHHH!

[11:36:09] AHHHHHHHHH!

[11:36:11] Can you hear it too? Can you hear what?

[11:36:23] Come on, this is so scary.

[11:36:25] Do you hear what?

[11:36:32] Do you hear it or job?

[11:36:36] Oh, it's the little cat.

[11:36:42] The screaming cat.

[11:36:49] I love that screaming cat.

[11:36:52] Oh my god, I thought that was in the game for like one second.

[11:37:00] Oh my god, hearing the wind in my ears, holy shit.

[11:37:06] Is there going to be a save spot around somewhere?

[11:37:09] Oh wait, I forgot.

[11:37:10] Leon can't use typewriters.

[11:37:12] Holy shit.

[11:37:13] He's too old.

[11:37:14] He doesn't know how to use them.

[11:37:21] This thing there's no saving when you're Leon ever.

[11:37:36] From Meryl to Mommy.

[11:37:37] Mommy, good morning sleepyhead.

[11:37:40] Don't get mad, but I decided I'll go get Daddy by myself.

[11:37:44] I'm bored of staying inside.

[11:37:46] Those people won't let us out, even when we say pretty please, but it's okay.

[11:37:51] I'm small and can sneak through the fence, uh-oh.

[11:37:56] I'll look at the gas station first.

[11:37:58] Daddy really likes a candy there.

[11:38:00] Maybe he stopped to buy some.

[11:38:01] I love you, Mommy!

[11:38:02] See you soon, Merrill!

[11:38:05] Well, Merrill's dead.

[11:38:09] Merrill's dead.

[11:38:11] Merrill.

[11:38:21] Desolate.

[11:38:28] Here.

[11:38:33] Vincent, thank you so much for the 5 gifts.

[11:38:36] It's Vincent.

[11:38:39] Mad Injector.

[11:38:44] Reception. Oh, look. It's like a puzzle box.

[11:38:51] I can't make shit.

[11:39:03] Leon can't do shit, can't make shit, can't use a typewriter.

[11:39:17] Can't fucking open a box?

[11:39:24] It's a fucking shape bro.

[11:39:39] He's so strong and so many!

[11:40:05] Holy shit.

[11:40:06] Oh my god.

[11:40:10] He is so fucking hot.

[11:40:14] Oh my god.

[11:40:15] Bro, this game knew what the fuck they were doing.

[11:40:19] They really wanted women to have a good time.

[11:40:22] And then, and then, and then, anybody who can enjoy the male form.

[11:40:26] They just wanted us to have a good time, bro.

[11:40:32] Ah, shit.

[11:41:02] oh my god oh my oh my I'm gonna cry I'm here guys I'm literally gonna fucking

[11:41:10] I am going to fucking die.

[11:41:14] I am not kidding.

[11:41:31] Oh my god.

[11:41:40] I'm calling Conron and only is I'm going to answer.

[11:41:57] If Conron doesn't answer I'm going to call Pete.

[11:42:00] They're the only people that I know will answer.

[11:42:04] Oh my god, Candy's on, she's playing Slay the Spire.

[11:42:08] He's owns on she's playing say everybody's place ladies fire except for me

[11:42:24] Why you're not happy

[11:42:29] Why you don't have it all

[11:42:35] Why

[11:42:39] Are you okay?

[11:42:48] Why what's wrong? Oh

[11:42:52] Is it the spiders? Oh, you got to the spiders. Yeah, it's gonna tell you about that

[11:43:03] Yeah, the spiders are a problem

[11:43:05] But you know you always persevere so you know I saw the spider instantly start crying

[11:43:12] I shouldn't laugh sorry that's what it meant to me that's really fucked up

[11:43:17] I think you can this is a great time for you to overcome your fear of spiders

[11:43:29] I instantly got tears in my eyes a second I swear to come on all the hairs on my body

[11:43:34] raised

[11:43:38] That's not funny it's not funny

[11:43:41] Funny not funny at all

[11:43:44] Why don't they have a rectophobia mode? Oh

[11:43:49] Oh

[11:43:52] Are you asking

[11:43:57] Exposure therapy, thank you chat. I was trying to figure out what that word was called

[11:44:04] in your face. Okay. I don't know what I want to do. I don't know how I'm going to do this.

[11:44:13] I don't think I can do this. Lock in twin. You just enjoy that I'm suffering. There is

[11:44:25] an aspect of that. Yeah. You don't like me to have fun. You don't like me to be happy.

[11:44:30] You don't like me a smile and you just hate me ever since the first time I was born.

[11:44:36] What the hell are you talking about?

[11:44:38] You sound crazy right now.

[11:44:39] No, I'm not crazy.

[11:44:41] I'm telling the truth.

[11:44:46] No, that's crazy.

[11:44:55] Okay, I'm sorry I'm bothering you.

[11:44:58] Yeah, you bothered me at all.

[11:44:59] Remind you?

[11:45:01] Speak your truth!

[11:45:03] I'm sorry, I'm bothering you. I'll let you go now.

[11:45:06] No, no, no, no. Look, look. You're gonna go in there now. You're gonna absolutely fucking destroy that spider.

[11:45:12] It's gonna be fucking easy. Easy.

[11:45:19] You got this.

[11:45:20] Oh. Is it hard to kill a spider?

[11:45:24] I

[11:45:27] Yeah, it's not bad

[11:45:33] There's an aspect of it is difficult

[11:45:37] We're free to send everything

[11:45:41] Wouldn't do that personally

[11:45:46] Okay, I wouldn't calm recommend that

[11:45:48] Why not?

[11:45:52] Yeah, well, because you gotta, you gotta, you gotta beat the game.

[11:45:57] What if I don't?

[11:46:00] You gotta beat, you gotta beat the game.

[11:46:04] Hey.

[11:46:07] You got, you got this. Okay. Just get the shotgun out.

[11:46:11] The spy's got a little thing on its back. Don't really worry about that.

[11:46:14] Just kind of shoot it until it gets stunned and then run around it.

[11:46:16] Is it the big one or the small one?

[11:46:18] There's more!

[11:46:20] Well, sometimes when you're fighting the big one, the small ones come out.

[11:46:26] Yeah, I've got to mention that.

[11:46:28] What?

[11:46:30] Well, there's like little ones, but you can kill them all very easily.

[11:46:34] What the hell are you talking about?

[11:46:36] That's my bad, that's my bad.

[11:46:38] Nah, for real, that's my bad.

[11:46:40] I should not have said that.

[11:46:42] I only have three shotgun shells.

[11:46:48] Uh, what?

[11:46:50] How do you show a little ammo?

[11:46:54] I don't know.

[11:46:57] Okay, um, will you figure this out?

[11:47:04] What about?

[11:47:07] I don't know.

[11:47:09] What do ammo do you have?

[11:47:11] I don't know anymore.

[11:47:14] You don't know anymore?

[11:47:16] Okay, well that attitude needs to change.

[11:47:18] You got to stop knowing if you guessed the answer.

[11:47:27] Spider went by the window.

[11:47:29] Ha ha.

[11:47:32] I'm gonna choose that spy, dine the window.

[11:47:36] You're not nice.

[11:47:38] Yeah, thank you for the read out in a great stream. Thank you for the read.

[11:47:42] I'm sorry.

[11:47:43] Oh, you got this. You got this. You got this. All right. I'll watch. I'll watch you fight it real quick.

[11:47:49] You're gonna watch me?

[11:47:51] Yeah, I need to judge you.

[11:47:53] What do you mean you're gonna judge me? Oh my god, what about?

[11:47:57] What do you mean? Why are you gonna judge me?

[11:48:00] I want moral support. Sorry, I meant moral support.

[11:48:03] I said the wrong thing.

[11:48:04] Why did you say judgment instead of moral support?

[11:48:06] Let me have one. Let's come out different way.

[11:48:08] Why would you do this to me?

[11:48:10] AHHHHHHH

[11:48:15] HA HA

[11:48:21] Okay

[11:48:22] I don't understand how much I'm shaking right now

[11:48:26] I house it's not real

[11:48:30] I feel like I have spiders crawling all over me

[11:48:32] And what you need to do is get that fucking gun out and pop them all

[11:48:39] How many bullets you got and everything else?

[11:48:41] I don't even know I'm afraid to implies

[11:48:44] No, I'm

[11:49:02] He's not going to be shocked by my round.

[11:49:04] He's not going to be shocked by my round.

[11:49:09] Okay now they should be shocked by my round.

[11:49:11] They're going around.

[11:49:16] A little spider.

[11:49:18] They look like spiders.

[11:49:20] They look like spiders.

[11:49:22] Nice nice. Good did it. Good did it.

[11:49:27] Nice nice nice.

[11:49:29] You got it. You got it. You got it.

[11:49:31] oh my god oh my god are you fucking for real what yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm

[11:49:45] sorry I'm not happy I'm not happy I'm not happy I'm not happy I'm not happy right

[11:49:55] now okay we'll kill it tell you be so much happier all the problems can be

[11:49:59] Hey, if you just kill it.

[11:50:04] You think I'll be happy?

[11:50:06] You think I'll be happy again?

[11:50:09] Yeah man, you'll be so fucking happy when you see that.

[11:50:13] I think that shit is gonna come out of it and it's gonna bite me.

[11:50:18] Alright, lock in.

[11:50:21] You shut it.

[11:50:22] Yeah, you just do that.

[11:50:24] It looks like you're gonna stop hopping off.

[11:50:26] Yeah, I would recommend...

[11:50:28] stabbing them all to be honest.

[11:50:30] STAB!

[11:50:31] Yeah, cuz it's like eight in that room in front of you.

[11:50:34] EIGHT!

[11:50:36] Maybe nine.

[11:50:38] NINE!

[11:50:48] Oh my god, there's some-

[11:50:49] AHHHHH!

[11:50:50] AHHHHH!

[11:50:51] AHHHHH!

[11:50:52] AHHHHH!

[11:50:53] AHHHHH!

[11:50:54] I don't wanna laugh, I don't wanna laugh!

[11:50:57] Oh my god, that's horrific!

[11:51:05] It's terrifying now!

[11:51:09] Oh, funny.

[11:51:11] It's pretty incredible.

[11:51:13] I have so many tears in my eyes right now.

[11:51:31] You got this, you got this, you got this.

[11:51:39] It's so funny hearing you scream because I have 5 seconds to laugh at you.

[11:52:01] Why did he come out like that?

[11:52:03] That was not pretty easy.

[11:52:05] I have no f**ker.

[11:52:09] Dude the delay is hilarious.

[11:52:13] You're real fast, you know.

[11:52:21] There's not like girls in the back of the vehicle.

[11:52:23] Look at that. There's an ammo look all around.

[11:52:27] Oh my god.

[11:52:29] Sit down.

[11:52:31] There you go.

[11:52:33] Nice shotgun shot.

[11:52:35] Oh my god.

[11:52:37] You can pick him up.

[11:52:39] That's not good.

[11:52:41] Oh yeah, hell yeah.

[11:52:43] Oh my god.

[11:52:45] Oh my god.

[11:52:47] Holy shit.

[11:52:49] Oh nice.

[11:52:51] It's back, it's back.

[11:52:53] Yes.

[11:53:25] It's not, I don't know what to do.

[11:53:31] Wow, he teleported behind you!

[11:53:36] Don't forget to reload your shotgun and shoot the hand loads.

[11:53:39] You can stop the gun later there to get the high range, it'll follow you up.

[11:53:46] There is a spider after all.

[11:54:25] I don't want any more spiders!

[11:54:27] There's no more, there's no more, you're gonna kill them!

[11:55:25] His ass was out bro!

[11:55:27] I'm sorry mister, I was so scared!

[11:55:31] Alright, that's understandable, I'll let you off.

[11:55:39] He's coming!

[11:55:43] Are you gonna blow up that?

[11:55:45] Where is he?

[11:55:50] I think he's gonna let me.

[11:55:51] I think you can shoot him normally and it'll like stagger him.

[11:55:56] I'm not going to put him in his ass.

[11:55:58] Yeah?

[11:55:59] The people?

[11:56:00] Yeah, the people.

[11:56:01] Yeah, the people.

[11:56:02] Ah!

[11:56:03] Ah!

[11:56:04] Ah!

[11:56:05] Ah!

[11:56:06] Ah!

[11:56:07] The shop.

[11:56:08] Ah.

[11:56:09] Ah.

[11:56:10] Ah.

[11:56:11] Ah.

[11:56:12] Ah.

[11:56:13] Ah.

[11:56:14] Ah.

[11:56:15] Ah.

[11:56:16] Ah.

[11:56:17] Ah.

[11:56:18] There's nothing of these grenades too, you have grenades, you got everything.

[11:56:24] Oh, I got grenades, I didn't know, I'm sorry.

[11:56:26] Yeah, you can get a lot more grenades.

[11:56:36] There's a big, big grenade.

[11:56:45] Oh, God.

[11:56:48] Oh yeah nice.

[11:56:58] Where's your sniper? You got a sniper too?

[11:57:01] I don't think so.

[11:57:09] We're ready.

[11:57:13] Here we go, here we go.

[11:57:18] where'd he go?

[11:57:40] fuck you, get him

[11:57:48] Oh god!

[11:57:50] I'm so sorry!

[11:57:51] You gotta save me for love!

[11:57:53] Hey, so I just...

[11:57:54] Any record?

[11:57:55] Do you need help?

[11:58:00] Hey!

[11:58:02] Well done, well done, well done!

[11:58:04] No!

[11:58:05] I don't want to look!

[11:58:06] Is it over?

[11:58:08] No, your new thing is more...

[11:58:10] Oh god!

[11:58:13] Don't fuck with me, bro!

[11:58:15] Don't you dare say that!

[11:58:17] I'm so hungry!

[11:58:32] I think I'm gonna throw up.

[11:58:42] I think I'm gonna throw up.

[11:58:47] I'm fucking sweating.

[11:58:49] I think I'm gonna puke.

[11:58:51] Oh my god! Damn!

[11:58:53] You got Leon, bro.

[11:58:55] Well done, Leon. Well done.

[11:58:57] I'm gonna puke.

[11:58:59] Hey, I got you.

[11:59:01] I got you. Well done.

[11:59:03] I'm gonna go around and pull some out.

[11:59:05] Is that it? Is there no more?

[11:59:07] I think it's like occasionally like a little spider, but for the big one, yeah.

[11:59:11] Well done!

[11:59:13] Thank you.

[11:59:15] Thank you.

[11:59:17] Alright, best of luck with the rest of your journey.

[11:59:19] Okay, bye.

[11:59:21] You got this.

[11:59:23] You got this.

[11:59:25] Okay, bye.

[11:59:29] Oh, God.

[11:59:31] I don't want to look. I don't want to look.

[11:59:33] I don't want to look.

[11:59:35] Bro, I feel like I'm in a fucking pew.

[12:00:01] That was horrible. Thank you guys.

[12:00:07] And that's what it's like to have a penis. More or less.

[12:00:10] Is that what it's like to have a penis?

[12:00:13] Oh my God. I have tears in my fucking eyes, bro.

[12:00:16] Best part of the game? No!

[12:00:21] I fucking hate spiders.

[12:00:31] I love from the other side oh my god super moment again thank god it's over holy shit

[12:00:46] Oh, you want some- Guys, do you want to get some coffee?

[12:00:57] Guys, do you want to get some coffee?

[12:01:07] Oh my god, am I in the subway anyway?

[12:01:09] Fuck this shit.

[12:01:10] Don't worry, Mouse. The big one. There is just a juvenile SPOITER and the small ones

[12:01:20] are babies you got this, XDD. SPOITER XDD.

[12:01:35] Oh my god, I went into the subway anyway.

[12:01:40] Blackwood will spoil you.

[12:01:45] Is now a good time to tell you there are several arachnophobia mods?

[12:01:49] I just saw...

[12:01:51] Will send me a mod where it turns the spider into Thomas the Tank Engine.

[12:01:56] Looks like someone else was here first.

[12:01:58] And they were planning on busting their way in.

[12:02:03] No way around?

[12:02:05] The Army Corps of Engineers erected it to seal the city. It goes on for miles.

[12:02:11] Oh my god, seal the city.

[12:02:13] Get the only way in here through then.

[12:02:17] Examine the gate.

[12:02:24] Does it play the theme song though?

[12:02:28] I won't be happy unless it does.

[12:03:00] Search camp, oh wait, let me examine the gate.

[12:03:13] The detonator is missing.

[12:03:14] Oh, of course, I gotta find the detonator.

[12:03:15] Oh my god, I can go in here?

[12:03:28] In an alternate universe you would be playing Procopia right now, none the wiser of your

[12:03:33] exposure therapy.

[12:03:34] This timeline is of the strongest mouse.

[12:03:36] Oh, the strongest mouse timeline.

[12:03:40] Jesus, I just saw a mod.

[12:03:44] Where is the right game from?

[12:03:58] It is a special kind of ghost.

[12:04:06] I'm feeling it.

[12:04:11] I'm feeling it.

[12:04:28] I'm feeling it bro I'm feeling the walking dead

[12:04:46] We won it!

[12:04:56] We're walking out!

[12:05:06] Oh, yeah.

[12:05:16] Wait, is there like a...

[12:05:24] Oh shit.

[12:05:26] Zika, is this a remixed?

[12:05:37] Whoa!

[12:05:41] What if Walker Spider? No!

[12:05:44] What if no? How about no Walker Spider?

[12:05:56] This is the tank where Rick was in.

[12:06:04] Welcome to my world!

[12:06:09] Need a key to unlock it.

[12:06:15] There's a mod that lets you replace all the spiders with tiny Mr. X's. Oh my God.

[12:06:26] And it's for the station.

[12:06:33] What the fuck?

[12:06:40] Cedar Brook apartment.

[12:06:49] I need a key. Private property. Keep out.

[12:06:54] Go into the tent.

[12:07:03] Is this scary?

[12:07:11] The detonator requires three parts. Signal receiver, east point.

[12:07:16] So when is the second playthrough planed for to get all the achievements?

[12:07:21] Never

[12:07:22] distributor midpoint really a West Point retrieved item and retrieve them immediately

[12:07:28] We don't have much time avoid contact with the infected at all costs

[12:07:32] If comma is unavoidable deal with it quickly

[12:07:36] provide situational updates every 30 minutes

[12:07:42] Collect then later parts

[12:07:46] No power, no power.

[12:08:02] BSAA.

[12:08:07] Sure, there's an old BSAA camp here.

[12:08:11] This is trashed. Looks like they left in a hurry.

[12:08:16] What were the BSAA doing in Raccoon City?

[12:08:23] Interesting.

[12:08:25] What is it?

[12:08:27] The computer's not a lot.

[12:08:30] How can you use-

[12:08:31] They were also headed to the center of Raccoon City.

[12:08:34] Uh-oh.

[12:08:35] Interesting, too.

[12:08:38] Move now.

[12:08:40] I dug a little deeper in the Pentagon's database, and I noticed something's missing.

[12:08:45] What's that?

[12:08:47] There's no record of anyone ordering the missile strike on record city.

[12:08:50] What?

[12:08:53] What's not done, then who?

[12:08:56] Uh-oh.

[12:08:58] No! The camera! Cover it! Leon!

[12:09:01] Leon, check your deal on.

[12:09:06] Looks like your campaign to make the DSO stand down really didn't work, Xeno.

[12:09:10] Xeno?

[12:09:11] What does matter to you, then?

[12:09:15] Oh my god, I can use a laptop.

[12:09:23] Wow, wait, is this a tactical tracker?

[12:09:28] A device that records combat data, credits earned from kills can be used at a supply box.

[12:09:35] What?

[12:09:36] The tactical tracker logs your combat data in real time.

[12:09:40] The more enemies you dispatch, the more credits you earn.

[12:09:43] can be used to purchase items weapons or upgrades at the supply what

[12:09:47] no way what the fuck

[12:09:54] alligator snap or

[12:09:58] I can tune up my alligator snap port.

[12:10:07] Oh, I can sell shit!

[12:10:17] Silence or 9, 990 attack, Steery Revol 3A1 Body Armor, Body Armor, Case Upgrade, Med Injector,

[12:10:43] But I'm a oh my god, I sure you're carrying a great it oh

[12:10:59] My god, it's Leon's picture now

[12:11:08] We got a safe point

[12:11:13] And it's for the space jump.

[12:11:34] It could go in here.

[12:11:36] Well, we could also, okay, so, I'm guessing we can go here?

[12:11:46] Not really, okay, we can't go there.

[12:11:50] And this is still locked, right?

[12:11:52] Because we need a key.

[12:12:02] Bro, this is so cool!

[12:12:06] Leo Leon's spine is too old.

[12:12:11] What's wrong with this spine?

[12:12:22] Wow, this is for the spine.

[12:12:24] Bangle up the stairs.

[12:12:37] It's in here.

[12:12:50] grenade. Gunpowder small. Nothing. Gunpowder. Nothing else in here. What can I craft?

[12:13:17] I just craft handgun ammo.

[12:13:22] I need more stuff for a shotgun shell.

[12:13:29] Wait, I have a gunpowder.

[12:13:34] Oh, maybe I need a bigger gunpowder.

[12:13:39] I need a big gunpowder.

[12:13:47] Any creatures in here? If you're a creature, you better not be in here. I will kill you.

[12:13:59] Yeah, you know what?

[12:14:02] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

[12:14:11] Strange.

[12:14:13] Where are all the bodies?

[12:14:14] That's what I wanna know, where the fuck are all the bodies, bud?

[12:14:29] have they been taking care of?

[12:14:43] Oh, but of course, this is where the body goes.

[12:14:53] Shit.

[12:14:54] Don't have to tell me twice.

[12:15:03] I don't have to tell me toys.

[12:15:17] Whoa, this music is crazy.

[12:15:20] Did they go back in the ground?

[12:15:33] I thought they would like start chasing me or something really come oh god damn it

[12:16:01] What's up?

[12:16:11] Damn, why do I stink?

[12:16:21] He has a hatchet!

[12:16:34] Oh my god, they're so strong!

[12:16:50] Oh

[12:17:15] Jesus Jesus chocolate in the end of shit

[12:17:20] Oh

[12:17:41] Holy shit

[12:17:50] Oh, fuck.

[12:17:58] Who are you?

[12:18:02] Oh, damn it.

[12:18:04] Come back!

[12:18:16] Ah!

[12:18:20] I

[12:18:34] There's no one nothing about

[12:18:36] I

[12:18:49] My god

[12:18:57] Jesus Christ

[12:19:06] Holy drop stuff.

[12:19:17] Oh my god, what the fuck?

[12:19:32] There's so many of them.

[12:19:42] Holy shit.

[12:19:51] Alright, there's a few of them that are still alive.

[12:20:01] Wing, throw, oh, can I throw like their limbs and shit?

[12:20:10] Oh no, these are the weapons that they had. I see.

[12:20:28] There's still one too little rare.

[12:20:40] Holy fuck, there were so many.

[12:20:46] Oh my god.

[12:20:49] What the heck?

[12:20:52] Jesus Christ.

[12:20:57] No decorum I tell you.

[12:21:10] Don't forget, you can carry incoming attacks.

[12:21:24] Thanks for telling me.

[12:21:30] I busted.

[12:21:33] I'll have to shoot it down.

[12:21:37] Oh.

[12:21:38] Hey, how many points do I got?

[12:21:46] Come on, check on that pulley.

[12:22:00] Right.

[12:22:17] Whoa!

[12:22:23] I'm so rich!

[12:22:27] I can upgrade my gun.

[12:22:30] Wait, or should I buy a new gun?

[12:22:43] Islands are nine.

[12:22:44] Whoa.

[12:22:53] Oh, the body armor is 8,000.

[12:22:55] I mean, I should save.

[12:23:13] Guys, what if I sell one of my guns?

[12:23:18] What if I sell a sniper rifle?

[12:23:25] What if I sell my pistol and buy the new one?

[12:23:50] case of grade.

[12:24:03] So the side of your mind is better than the alligator?

[12:24:05] Oh, yeah, it is... wait, is it?

[12:24:28] Air weapons.

[12:24:43] More stability and precision.

[12:24:58] We upgrade the axe?

[12:25:03] Oh wait, you can upgrade the axe?

[12:25:05] Holy shit.

[12:25:28] Did I just sew my alligator snapper then?

[12:25:53] I mean, it makes sense, right? Why should I keep it if I'm not gonna use it?

[12:26:07] No, I have a thousand.

[12:26:14] Hmm.

[12:26:17] Oh, I can equip!

[12:26:18] Increases firepower?

[12:26:25] Increases precision and critical...

[12:26:30] Oh wait, so they do firepower or critical hit rate?

[12:26:34] Both, they only put one.

[12:26:45] Okay, I'll put this one. Yeah, I'll put it on the other one. And then this one.

[12:26:56] ok I don't even know if it's patch it up green.

[12:27:16] Get this on for now.

[12:27:18] Because I can't even buy the other one yet.

[12:27:39] Nice.

[12:27:46] Okay.

[12:27:50] Okay.

[12:27:54] Okay.

[12:27:58] Okay.

[12:28:02] Okay.

[12:28:06] Okay.

[12:28:10] Wow.

[12:28:20] Wow!

[12:28:29] Woo!

[12:28:39] Fun man!

[12:28:46] Ah!

[12:28:50] Oh

[12:29:01] Holy shit

[12:29:05] Holy fuck

[12:29:20] Oh

[12:29:35] Holy shit, oh you can see this form top right as they die. Okay. Oh

[12:29:45] It's good to kill everything I guess

[12:29:50] No, there's no more.

[12:29:56] Damn, what the fuck?

[12:29:59] So they're in like the dust and debris? What the fuck?

[12:30:04] Oh shit, hold on, I don't organize my shit.

[12:30:20] I can make Kanglun ammo, I only have 11, so...

[12:30:49] what is that noise green herbal

[12:31:04] what the fuck

[12:31:14] Where the fuck do I go now?

[12:31:27] Oh down here.

[12:31:30] Oh, I see it, what a way.

[12:32:00] Holy shit.

[12:32:04] Here we go.

[12:32:10] What the fuck?

[12:32:14] Bruh.

[12:32:17] Oh, blip.

[12:32:22] Oh my God.

[12:32:28] Oh my god, you scared me.

[12:32:35] Sure, you are scary.

[12:32:44] Scary, scary man.

[12:32:49] Oh my scrap.

[12:32:54] Not bad

[12:33:10] More than

[12:33:24] Get on the rocks!

[12:33:26] Madam?

[12:33:28] Excuse me, Miss.

[12:33:34] Excuse me, Madam.

[12:33:40] Excuse me.

[12:33:44] Oof. This goes fast, bro.

[12:33:54] It's gonna be another one of here.

[12:34:01] See your book of parming keys.

[12:34:08] Nice.

[12:34:10] Uh.

[12:34:12] Well, now that I've seen it.

[12:34:18] They should have opened up by the vessel.

[12:34:21] Uh.

[12:34:21] They should have.

[12:34:23] Well...

[12:34:24] I got news for you.

[12:34:33] Boy, do I have news for you.

[12:34:43] And you do her voice?

[12:34:45] Sherry's voice?

[12:34:46] What?

[12:34:47] But I thought it would be wiped out by the missile.

[12:34:53] What the fuck?

[12:34:54] Random female voice.

[12:35:10] Oh my god, there's even more in here, huh?

[12:35:14] More scary men.

[12:35:17] very people very ass motherfuckers

[12:35:33] it's old but it's still my okay of course I gotta get fuel from the other

[12:35:39] Yes, I don't feel like I gotta get it in here. Yes, yes.

[12:35:44] May it never be late!

[12:35:49] Why is this city called Raccoon's here? I don't see any raccoons here.

[12:35:58] They're so funny.

[12:36:02] There should be a part for the detonator somewhere around here.

[12:36:09] Well, sometimes cities are named after things that don't make sense, whoa.

[12:36:23] The village wants to name it after something cute! A cute little raccoon!

[12:36:44] Mama, mama, mama, mama!

[12:36:53] The first mayor was a raccoon. His name was Steve. Oh.

[12:37:15] Distributor!

[12:37:16] I found the distributor. Two more parts and I can gerry rake the detonator for that gate.

[12:37:23] Great. Can you see any more from your position?

[12:37:32] Uh...

[12:37:35] Inspect.

[12:37:38] You guy down there?

[12:37:46] Relays over there, huh?

[12:37:51] That should be a fun trip.

[12:37:55] A lot of the guys walking around.

[12:37:59] A lot of walkers.

[12:38:02] I know the BSA Acum.

[12:38:08] They should have the signal receiver.

[12:38:22] That walker's got the location for those parts.

[12:38:31] I'm going to collect them now.

[12:38:33] Okay. I'll look into the BSAI in the meantime.

[12:38:39] Oh, Nama!

[12:38:49] Goddamn walkers.

[12:38:57] 3,500 credits.

[12:39:01] I killed seven.

[12:39:05] You can't afford my 9-0 attack.

[12:39:14] What the...

[12:39:24] Uh...

[12:39:25] Well, if I sell my shotgun, I could buy it.

[12:39:32] So I could either sell my shotgun, and buy the new shotgun.

[12:39:43] I'm so dumb.

[12:40:12] And now I have the new shotgun.

[12:40:28] Holy.

[12:40:38] got that new shotgun next save for case upgrades then body armor yes we'll get

[12:40:45] the oh my god it sucks but cute little gun body armor and case upgrade we'll

[12:40:56] get the case upgrade first and then I guess

[12:41:08] body armor I guess

[12:41:32] No armor.

[12:41:42] Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

[12:41:46] To the apartment.

[12:41:56] Now we're looking.

[12:41:57] Wait!

[12:41:58] There's Han-gun ammo up here.

[12:42:02] What?

[12:42:17] Was it in here?

[12:42:19] It's inside here.

[12:42:30] Oh, there it is!

[12:42:40] Hey.

[12:42:41] Come on, look at the hatch of the lake.

[12:42:54] Bouncing off his ass, what the fuck?

[12:43:00] Bouncing off his fucking ass, bro.

[12:43:06] Mountain of this fucking heeess.

[12:43:14] Here we go.

[12:43:25] I don't know what I'm talking about.

[12:43:35] I don't know what I'm talking about.

[12:43:45] Oh my God, this is scary.

[12:44:12] I don't want to go in there yet.

[12:44:41] Oh yeah!

[12:44:43] Gunpowder large!

[12:44:49] Oh hell yeah!

[12:45:03] Oh my god, I can make shotgun shells!

[12:45:35] This footsteps are so heavy.

[12:46:01] Wait, I have a question.

[12:46:08] Do you think I should go up the stairs?

[12:46:11] Or should I go in the building?

[12:46:14] I don't know, fuck.

[12:46:16] I don't know if I should go in the building.

[12:46:19] It's like 200 pounds?

[12:46:23] Do you think he's like 200 pounds?

[12:46:26] Eee!

[12:46:29] Oh, Eevee.

[12:46:37] I'll go up first, and then I'll go down.

[12:46:42] See, they're broke.

[12:46:48] Oh, well, they're mine.

[12:46:50] Gotta go fucking down!

[12:46:52] I'm gonna go fucking down.

[12:46:59] Ugh.

[12:47:04] Ugh.

[12:47:08] Ugh.

[12:47:13] Ugh.

[12:47:18] I was carrying an armory, through my ass, through my balls.

[12:47:34] Chad, did Connor finish a run or no?

[12:47:44] I'm just prepared for anything.

[12:47:48] Judging by his hair, not yet.

[12:48:13] They're coming.

[12:48:39] I don't want to go to you.

[12:48:41] of

[12:48:48] death

[12:48:51] of

[12:48:56] death

[12:49:01] of

[12:49:06] death

[12:49:10] Tracking module.

[12:49:17] Nice snakes bro.

[12:49:21] Holy shit.

[12:49:26] I hear it.

[12:49:32] There's a little guy in the room.

[12:49:37] what the f**k is this?

[12:49:47] Oh

[12:49:57] Whoa whoa, what the fuck is that

[12:50:47] What is weed? I need my weed now.

[12:50:54] Mr. Raccoon.

[12:51:02] That's gonna make a big heel, huh?

[12:51:04] I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.

[12:51:14] I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.

[12:51:24] I'll see you.

[12:51:52] Heel.

[12:52:02] Stalky little heel.

[12:52:11] He's very aggressive.

[12:52:14] Mama like it. Switch for something.

[12:52:22] Battery storage location. All staff, when a battery dies, you need to get a new one

[12:52:33] from either the sewage facility or the underground parking garage. Oh yes, from the garage. Of

[12:52:43] course, I need to get a map. I need to get a battery to get this, to get that, just

[12:52:48] So I can get this and I can get that of course it's all...

[12:52:53] Oh my, let's go show him.

[12:52:56] It's also simple.

[12:52:59] It's also simple lads.

[12:53:03] But of course lads.

[12:53:10] I just need to find 103 items.

[12:53:13] But I could get one item and make and turn a wheel and do this and do that.

[12:53:27] It's so simple.

[12:53:28] It's so simple, bros.

[12:53:39] But of course.

[12:53:42] But of course I need a crank to open this door, of course I do.

[12:53:46] But of course I do, of course I do.

[12:53:52] But of course I do.

[12:54:06] What a fucking course I do!

[12:54:15] Now don't confuse your cranks with your will-

[12:54:18] Me? Confused? What?

[12:54:22] No.

[12:54:24] Of course not.

[12:54:25] I

[12:54:41] Hear me

[12:54:55] I'm not sure I'm pumpkin-ing, but pumpkin-ing is beginning, and it's not from the other

[12:55:12] sign.

[12:55:13] Pumpkin-ing.

[12:55:14] I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.

[12:55:44] Hello.

[12:55:47] You finished your run?

[12:55:51] Oh.

[12:55:53] Hello?

[12:55:54] What's up?

[12:55:56] Hi!

[12:55:58] You wanna play some spot?

[12:55:59] Yeah.

[12:56:01] Alright, hop on.

[12:56:03] Okay, let me go back and save with my big penis.

[12:56:08] Alright, well.

[12:56:10] Perfect.

[12:56:11] Works.

[12:56:12] My big penis is very large.

[12:56:15] Is it really large?

[12:56:17] It works very well.

[12:56:20] Alright.

[12:56:21] Oh yeah.

[12:56:22] Right.

[12:56:23] Can you babysit?

[12:56:24] I'm gonna get a drink real quick.

[12:56:25] Okay.

[12:56:26] Also, I'm texting you and I'm sending you some messages to text.

[12:56:30] Why are you not reading them?

[12:56:33] Aw, frick.

[12:56:34] I freaking guess I will.

[12:56:35] Frick, man!

[12:56:36] Um, you better read my text messages, if not, or else.

[12:56:41] Stretch chat, you're right.

[12:56:44] Chat?

[12:56:45] All right.

[12:56:46] All right.

[12:56:47] Hold on, we're back.

[12:56:48] Okay.

[12:56:50] What the...

[12:56:52] Who was that?

[12:56:54] Oh, that was probably him.

[12:56:57] Not my Leon.

[12:56:58] Leon doesn't make such noises.

[12:57:03] Leon is a healthy man.

[12:57:06] A healthy individual of a man.

[12:57:11] There's a healthy individual.

[12:57:19] Stop! Look at me!

[12:57:21] Look at me!

[12:57:23] He doesn't want to look at me.

[12:57:26] Guys, he doesn't want to fucking look at me.

[12:57:28] He's very shy.

[12:57:38] Oh, I got two kills.

[12:57:50] Oh, and I get a strike.

[12:57:55] I can upgrade something, I see.

[12:58:02] He's 51, okay?

[12:58:05] Leon Kennedy is 51 years old.

[12:58:09] 51 years old? More like 51 years hot.

[12:58:25] It could be one year's hot.

[12:58:54] Is he gen X or what?

[12:58:58] Is he?

[12:58:59] Is he gen X?

[12:59:08] Oh, there you see his real age.

[12:59:10] He's not shy about his age.

[12:59:12] He's proud.

[12:59:13] Proud of his age.

[12:59:16] Gen X more like Gen 6.

[12:59:24] What gives me more power all of this is 3,000 I do not have enough makes me wonder when

[12:59:45] he had time to buy a Porsche.

[12:59:46] Listen, he is a man, listen he is a man, with a job, and a good job at that.

[13:00:12] I mean, you would think he earns a lot of money with all the hazardous work he's doing.

[13:00:30] I love this portion.

[13:00:37] I love this freaking portion and I want a portion.

[13:00:50] Guys, I want a portion because I don't want to get a portion one day in the future.

[13:00:59] One day in the future, I will get one in ten years.

[13:01:16] What?

[13:01:18] Can I get one too?

[13:01:19] No.

[13:01:22] No, only me.

[13:01:29] Leon is married. Did you know that? I do know that. I do know he's married. I heard. I heard it. I heard it to be true.

[13:01:41] You could buy Leon's Porsche. How much is Leon's Porsche?

[13:01:59] 250k is that how much it costs?

[13:02:29] That business expense guys I'm not gonna pay 250k for a fucking purse

[13:02:38] Crazy

[13:02:40] I think money grows on trees

[13:02:43] I do

[13:02:45] No, I'm scared of you

[13:02:47] Money is paper after all and paper grows on trees does it not?

[13:02:52] Oh god you would say something like that

[13:02:56] All right

[13:02:58] you would say something like that

[13:03:03] where'd you crack open we recommend that you first try single player to

[13:03:08] familiarize yourself with the basics and unlock some items you have been warned

[13:03:12] would you like playing poison

[13:03:17] you might want to do the tutorial with you well not tutorial but I'm gonna say

[13:03:23] I can explain things you might want the poison person I don't like you know

[13:03:25] I think you just literally die right away.

[13:03:29] Well, I have to play Iron Core Lad.

[13:03:33] Yeah.

[13:03:37] Me? Do I kill myself?

[13:03:41] Um, yeah, I guess so.

[13:03:45] How do I die to this thing?

[13:03:49] Just, uh...

[13:03:53] Well, you keep clicking and turn.

[13:04:00] I'm clad for Iron Mouse.

[13:04:03] I mean, I'm clad's pretty good to be honest.

[13:04:05] You know why I'm clad to be honest.

[13:04:07] Well, maybe I'll try it.

[13:04:10] But I wanna launch the two.

[13:04:13] Yeah, of course, of course.

[13:04:14] Mama, I don't have the same fun runs like you

[13:04:18] because I just opened the game right now.

[13:04:20] Well, I mean, there's lots to like.

[13:04:23] Lots to like?

[13:04:25] Is this a Connor coded game?

[13:04:28] Very much so.

[13:04:34] Very much so.

[13:04:42] We're gonna buy Pete?

[13:04:43] I don't have Pete to play in it.

[13:04:45] I think Pete's playing Pocopia.

[13:04:49] Oh, that's all. Hey, today you're either team Slay the Spy or your team, uh, Pokopia. You gotta pay it.

[13:04:55] Your team wasn't an evil.

[13:05:00] You know, it's funny because I told my chat today, I was like, bro,

[13:05:04] my whole friends list is either Pokopia or Slay the Spy.

[13:05:09] You gotta pick your sexuality.

[13:05:13] But what if I want to be both?

[13:05:17] Well, you chose the side today.

[13:05:19] It's true

[13:05:26] It's you know, well look I don't don't go and peach chat and tell the play I shot Peter message

[13:05:31] So if you want to join he's a walking joint don't go into his chat. Don't be cringe

[13:05:35] Now is gonna greet me at the start of each one. Oh

[13:05:40] Yeah, we'll agree you decide each one

[13:05:43] Yeah, I was kind of I mean there's a wall. I wouldn't want to spoil a fear

[13:05:49] I

[13:05:53] Silent

[13:05:56] Yeah, that's who you might like I mean the ironclad honestly you might want to start with just because it's very straightforward quite forgiving

[13:06:02] Then maybe you'll like the silent afterwards sounds a little tough, but you might want to play the ironclad first

[13:06:11] Okay, it's got a lot of forgiving aspects to it in that in the kit I

[13:06:14] I can play you this guy this guy this guy this guy. I'll play my boy already. Yeah

[13:06:23] Okay, I'll play my boy

[13:06:30] You know read everything okay, you can pick one right? No you do read me then so so basically

[13:06:36] In sleigh the spire there are a couple of things you need to know so first of all

[13:06:43] if you press D you'll pull up your deck. You see you have like lock and attack

[13:06:51] right? Yeah. These are kind of like the weakest cards in the game because every

[13:06:57] other card you'll get is like these but better so and most of the characters

[13:07:01] don't want these cards but the ironclad's actually kind of different

[13:07:04] He kind of likes having those cards, they're not terrible.

[13:07:06] Aw.

[13:07:07] Um, so, uh, one thing to note is that your block disappears every turn, so if the enemy's

[13:07:13] going to do 12, uh, well you'll see when we get in.

[13:07:16] But the thing to note is that, like, what options do you have here?

[13:07:19] Uh, do you have Pomenda, Nile's Torment, Leafy, Pultis, is that what you have?

[13:07:24] I have Lead, Paperweight, Booming, Conch, and Leafy, Pultis.

[13:07:29] Ooh, so what do the first two do?

[13:07:33] What paperweight choose one of two colorless cars to add to your deck?

[13:07:38] Blooming conch is at the start of Elite Carmets Draw 2 additional cars.

[13:07:45] Ummm, well, hmmm that's tough.

[13:07:51] Hmmmm.

[13:07:52] Fine, I'm gonna have to tell you you need to wait for one second.

[13:07:56] Alright, I'll wait, no worries, no worries.

[13:07:59] Upgrade a car, I mean that's just kinda shit, cuz I'm...

[13:08:03] I'm just going to transform I think, but I'll wait until Maus, but luckily I think Iron

[13:08:15] Gladge should be pretty simple.

[13:08:17] Frost will play with us, just DM him.

[13:08:20] I appreciate that Frost is such a fucking nice guy, dude.

[13:08:23] I'm going to at least play one with Maus first and then if Maus wants to play any

[13:08:26] more, maybe he can hop on, but yeah, I think for now it should be easier if I just

[13:08:31] try to explain. Okay I'm sorry I had to pull my hair up. No worries. Okay so

[13:08:39] actually you know I'm gonna pop your stream just so I can or can you share

[13:08:43] streams screen me on discord? Okay. Just so I can quickly see what's going on.

[13:08:50] Oh you asked a live. What? After some reason I thought you were live I don't

[13:08:56] know why I thought that. Why did you think I wasn't live? I don't know I

[13:08:59] I would know I would know because you would have rated me if you freaking rate me

[13:09:04] You want me to freaking read you? Oh

[13:09:06] No, no, I was just saying okay. We'll be soon

[13:09:11] Okay, okay, I'm about to pumpkin I

[13:09:15] Think the second one is pretty good elites are like stronger enemies. We're probably gonna fight a couple of them

[13:09:20] So I would I would get that one the second one

[13:09:23] Yeah, oh shed chats. Let's do shed chats. Okay

[13:09:27] Yeah, the second one drawing cards is really powerful in this game

[13:09:33] You often want more ways to draw cards quite important

[13:09:40] Yeah, there you go

[13:09:44] They say you can draw on the map by the way, oh

[13:09:48] Yeah, yeah

[13:09:51] On the bottom right on the bottom left you can just go like I want to go here

[13:09:56] Where oh

[13:10:00] Did you wait wait did you pick a thing yet? No, okay pick them at all

[13:10:06] Okay proceed

[13:10:09] Then I see we're in a map

[13:10:11] Yeah, and so basically you know it's kind of like a map left pretty straightforward

[13:10:15] So we can choose any of these ways and we can go here and then we can say we can go here

[13:10:19] Okay, that's a penis. Okay, remove the profanities, please

[13:10:22] Okay.

[13:10:23] Is that my friendly game?

[13:10:25] Kidding, I'm kidding.

[13:10:27] Never let me have fun.

[13:10:29] Let me explain.

[13:10:30] Okay, you kind of know everything is on the map by looking on the right.

[13:10:33] You know, you can see unknown, merchant.

[13:10:36] Have you ever played Say The Spire?

[13:10:39] I have.

[13:10:40] So you kind of know some of the basics then?

[13:10:43] Yeah.

[13:10:44] But I want to pretend like I've never played so you can teach me.

[13:10:48] Okay.

[13:10:49] Alright, well, I think we should fight, you know, we should go for elite so we get stronger stuff and level up

[13:10:57] Okay

[13:10:58] You're crazy

[13:11:01] No, I'm not chill

[13:11:04] Hi.

[13:11:05] Or we can go this way, we can fight, or we can fight a lot of elites.

[13:11:07] Oh, which are the way you want.

[13:11:09] Okay, here's my, here's my idea. I think we're gonna go

[13:11:13] This way

[13:11:17] This way, you see my thing

[13:11:19] This is what I would do. We might change that.

[13:11:24] Okay. The plan is not, you know, so we'll go this way.

[13:11:28] Okay, that's all. We'll go on our way back. We'll basically start by clicking this guy.

[13:11:32] Do I have to click it or do you click it? Mike's on the host, I guess. I click it.

[13:11:35] Yeah, click it. Did you click it? Wait, I didn't change my cards. When did that happen?

[13:11:41] Yeah. Wait, what?

[13:11:46] Oh, you have to click it.

[13:11:48] Oh, wait, what? How's that work?

[13:11:50] I guess we both have to click it.

[13:11:52] Oh, shit, okay.

[13:11:54] Shit, I go first.

[13:11:56] Who's that mean they're gonna attack?

[13:12:00] Oh, okay.

[13:12:02] So, what on's gonna debuff us?

[13:12:04] You see that guy over here?

[13:12:06] Oh, yeah, I see what's that.

[13:12:08] He's gonna do A.

[13:12:10] And your block doesn't carry over on turns

[13:12:12] unless you get a card which says you can.

[13:12:14] Oh, they attack both of us for A, so we can't need to block for A.

[13:12:20] So I want to make sure you have at least eight.

[13:12:21] Like, you want to try and block it.

[13:12:24] So you see like you have a, you have a card called Bash,

[13:12:29] and that makes them vulnerable.

[13:12:30] So if you like hit them with that, that makes them like double vulnerable.

[13:12:34] So you could put that on one of them, for example.

[13:12:37] Um, it's like a little bit of damage, but it's okay to take damage as the eye and clad a little bit

[13:12:40] because you get six back after every battle.

[13:12:44] So I hit him and you can see what vulnerable does 50% more damage for two turns

[13:12:51] But I would block at least one here. Yeah, okay, okay

[13:12:57] But you see like I have less health than you already

[13:13:00] Why oh?

[13:13:01] My god, why are you saying so many numbers? So?

[13:13:04] All right, so that's my pin code

[13:13:06] Do you think it's like n-turn?

[13:13:08] I

[13:13:15] So

[13:13:19] So I can hit this guy I

[13:13:21] Can I'm just gonna start fucking doing dick over. Don't worry about me. She's one dick on old rope

[13:13:29] Okay, so that guy's pretty low already so you could you could finish him off. I think with I think two strikes finish him off

[13:13:35] Oh wait, one thing.

[13:13:41] One strike and then hold up.

[13:13:43] That guy then collapses so then you can hit him again.

[13:13:46] Okay, but Buddy gained strength now so we gotta be careful.

[13:13:50] So he's gonna do some damage.

[13:13:51] Okay.

[13:13:52] That's okay, we'll get his ass.

[13:13:53] Oh no.

[13:13:54] You can block for 10 if it's certain that's my cards.

[13:13:58] That's just sick.

[13:14:00] Okay, he's gonna do it again.

[13:14:02] 7 times 2!

[13:14:07] That's 14.

[13:14:09] Oh my god.

[13:14:10] That's math.

[13:14:12] What about bash?

[13:14:13] Wait.

[13:14:15] Anyway, you are frail, so...

[13:14:17] You're pretty frail.

[13:14:19] I would probably bash and then defend is what I would do.

[13:14:23] Oh.

[13:14:24] Wait.

[13:14:25] Yeah, I'd probably bash and defend.

[13:14:26] Just to...

[13:14:27] And then I'll try to help by dealing some more damage here with my last one.

[13:14:30] I'll take 2 damage.

[13:14:32] I should probably explain how my character works at some point.

[13:14:37] Yeah.

[13:14:38] His character's a weird rockman.

[13:14:41] He's kind of the go.

[13:14:43] People agree that he's the go.

[13:14:45] Oh, nice.

[13:14:48] Ooh.

[13:14:50] So, uh, you get...

[13:14:53] Yeah, you want to get all those rules, pick them all.

[13:14:57] Uh, okay.

[13:14:59] Okay, so

[13:15:03] Rampage deal 9 card increases cards damaged by 5 this combat every time you use it it gets 5 more. It's not bad

[13:15:08] Iron Wave gain 5 block deal 5 damage really solid car

[13:15:14] Iron Wave yeah

[13:15:16] That's always solid. I rise a great card state starting

[13:15:20] Okay

[13:15:22] It's exposed transform all stages cards in your hand into fuel

[13:15:26] cool, cool headed, cool headed is just kinda broken,

[13:15:30] broken strike is always really good,

[13:15:31] so I'm reading, um.

[13:15:33] He's reading.

[13:15:39] Crack whore, if you pull this.

[13:15:45] Okay, I have to go here.

[13:15:47] Okay.

[13:15:51] Eh, what is that thing?

[13:15:52] We're gonna have to do it once again.

[13:15:54] well there so again I would probably make sure you're putting down like that

[13:16:02] turn I probably would have blocked you and hit it for one just cuz you don't

[13:16:05] stick six there you know okay well that just helps us a lot you might have

[13:16:09] saved us with that I don't know we'll see it's hard to say I like that thing

[13:16:13] look at me for me yeah I don't like that thing either so make sure you two

[13:16:22] defense I would do two defense

[13:16:30] oh shit we can kill this guy pretty easily I think he's like right now he's

[13:16:36] not gonna do anything yeah yeah actually I think your normal structural

[13:16:47] better he exceeding he's not gonna attack you no sir do you remember how

[13:16:51] works right when you play a cottage goes into a discard pile unless it says

[13:16:53] exhaust but he's not gonna hit you this turn so that one extra damage on the

[13:16:58] strikes is pretty good yeah so there goes in your discard pile you can see

[13:17:04] that in the bottom right that's so many cards in your discard pile that's so

[13:17:08] many cards are in your draw palm over here so we just kill this guy now

[13:17:16] All right, part of I run oh

[13:17:24] Things is so good sweeping beam. It's good too though. Our cars apply a book to you when you use

[13:17:30] Both remain for a duration of sing-a-quant-a-peh

[13:17:38] Hmm all of these are really good, I mean

[13:17:43] Sweeping beam

[13:17:46] It's just skipping me.

[13:17:48] Okay, I'll sort of look.

[13:17:52] So, Forgotten Ritual, it's kind of a hard card to play

[13:17:56] because exhaust is a funny mechanic that a lot,

[13:17:59] there's a lot of cards in this deck

[13:18:00] that let you get rid of a card permanently.

[13:18:02] That's to remove it from the draw pile.

[13:18:05] You know, like you're saying, I want this gone.

[13:18:06] It's kind of hard to do it.

[13:18:07] It's a good card, but you don't have any exhaust right now.

[13:18:09] So I wouldn't get it.

[13:18:11] Rupture is pretty good whenever you get hit.

[13:18:13] You basically gain one strength.

[13:18:14] That means that every attack you do

[13:18:16] does plus one damage and that's a permanent buff

[13:18:20] it's not bad

[13:18:22] okay that's pretty good too

[13:18:23] the third one is also good as well

[13:18:25] you had pretty good options there

[13:18:27] we're gonna click here

[13:18:30] alright

[13:18:31] oh i haven't seen this one

[13:18:35] uh...

[13:18:37] athletes are into particularly submerged vaults

[13:18:40] there are two chests but only one crystal key

[13:18:43] The first chest, shaking it, you get a jingle-jingly noise, a bit of gold.

[13:18:47] Second chest, enormous ornate and clearly cursed, lots of gold.

[13:18:51] But if you see it, you get a greed card, which I don't think you can get rid of, Shad.

[13:18:56] I'm not mistaken. I think you're stuck with it.

[13:19:00] Yeah, getting a cursed card is pretty bad.

[13:19:02] Um...

[13:19:03] I don't want that. I'll use the first one.

[13:19:06] Uh...

[13:19:07] But 300 gold's a lot too, but then that's a pretty rough...

[13:19:11] you are greedy

[13:19:16] yeah, I'll go for the top one

[13:19:19] ok, let's go to the next one

[13:19:25] ok, this is really quite important

[13:19:31] basically you can, so if you click your card

[13:19:35] your decks, click D or click up here

[13:19:40] You can see some cards have attack some have skill and one has power

[13:19:46] So basically they're all different together three types of cards this one says you can make an attack have two more attack

[13:19:52] You can make a skill have two more block or you can make a

[13:19:56] power card

[13:19:57] draw two cards

[13:20:00] So I think

[13:20:02] For you the bottom one is probably the play to be honest

[13:20:06] I'm just drawing two cards and a one cost card is pretty good.

[13:20:13] Because we're probably going to get rid of them or you can get the more block if you

[13:20:18] want.

[13:20:19] I wouldn't get more attack because you're going to get loads more attack.

[13:20:22] I'm between the block and the draw I think.

[13:20:31] I think for me, whatever you feel like

[13:20:41] I'll do a draw too.

[13:20:46] Well you don't have to do that.

[13:20:49] Okay, that's exactly what I wanted to do.

[13:20:52] Okay you got a lot of health so you're going to click, oh Smith, you know what you're

[13:20:56] going to want to do Smith.

[13:20:57] Oh that's cool.

[13:20:58] You can heal someone else for 30%.

[13:21:00] Basically let you upgrade a card.

[13:21:02] You can click on a card once to, so yeah,

[13:21:06] so you can click it to see where the upgrade is.

[13:21:08] I would recommend upgrading either Rupture or Iron Wave.

[13:21:18] Both of those are solid. What was that noise?

[13:21:21] I upgraded my card.

[13:21:23] Oh, you do like rubber?

[13:21:25] right I'm sorry I'm pumpkining now are you pump are you freaking pumpkin you're

[13:21:34] pumpkin mode happening I'm gonna have to read you all right okay all right right

[13:21:41] away right away right away right away what is this little shrimp thing I don't

[13:21:49] Don't worry about him, he's chill.

[13:21:51] Nah, this guy's chill as fuck.

[13:21:53] Boom, whoa, that animation is sick!

[13:21:56] What the...

[13:21:56] Damn, I really drew zero of my blocks, bitch!

[13:22:05] That is crazy!

[13:22:08] Fuck, I should've started with that.

[13:22:15] You're bullsh-

[13:22:15] Um...

[13:22:19] This is why I'm I'm gonna get a plane with the people I should I should know that

[13:22:28] No, I should have waited I should have known you would have got that card

[13:22:34] So now that you would probably draw that card

[13:22:38] That's why that's why it's gonna play with other people

[13:22:42] Because you know how your pro tip

[13:22:44] What, I don't know.

[13:22:46] Hold on, do Rupture and then 2 Defends.

[13:22:48] Oh shit.

[13:22:49] Okay, and then...

[13:22:51] Oh...

[13:22:52] Oh wait, Iron Wave! Iron Wave!

[13:22:56] 7 Block and then a Defend.

[13:22:58] Oh my god, that's crazy!

[13:23:00] There you go.

[13:23:02] Okay, go to, uh, the Settings.

[13:23:05] Settings?

[13:23:07] Yeah, and then the Screenshake, I just put it on non.

[13:23:14] That's better. I think so that every time there's an animation screen isn't fucking shake

[13:23:28] I'm kind of blocking now see I'm blocking you I'm trying to figure out how I can not block you

[13:23:41] My webcam is blocking a character

[13:23:44] I think we can kill it if you have enough damage.

[13:23:49] How much damage do you have?

[13:23:51] Six.

[13:23:52] Six?

[13:23:53] Uh, yeah we can kill it.

[13:23:55] Alright.

[13:23:56] Alright, I can kill it, I guess.

[13:24:00] Okay.

[13:24:01] Ooh.

[13:24:02] Why is there a swan in two strings?

[13:24:08] Oh.

[13:24:09] I

[13:24:12] think

[13:24:14] Hmm

[13:24:17] Blame bar is always good raffles also really good

[13:24:29] I'll let you choose the next time

[13:24:31] Oh

[13:24:37] I'm gonna block some enemies now. No, I don't freaking go that's not my thing

[13:24:43] That's not my freaking thing. Oh, we get to pick it. We're like each

[13:24:51] Which one do you want I'll let you pick this is so cool. Haha. That's so fun that you pick like this

[13:24:57] we

[13:24:59] How do I... I'm kind of like stuck because...

[13:25:01] I think I got a...

[13:25:02] I got like a tip on here but I can't get it out.

[13:25:04] Can we tab out, tab back in?

[13:25:08] Is it me or is the region really weak compared to others?

[13:25:11] Dude, the region is the most broken.

[13:25:13] What are you talking about?

[13:25:15] Happy flower.

[13:25:16] Which one do you want?

[13:25:17] Uh...

[13:25:20] I'm pretty one this one.

[13:25:23] Which one?

[13:25:25] I want this one.

[13:25:26] I

[13:25:28] That one's good. You hear what Tom? Oh, it's so cool. We grab it

[13:25:38] I like flower a lot. Oh hell yeah

[13:25:42] Okay, I think okay. Yeah, you should definitely take them off an egg

[13:25:49] Yeah, I won't know what's for me to because I'm gonna play a bunch of powers

[13:25:52] I like my hat.

[13:25:57] What the fuck?

[13:25:59] Do I upgrade to random cards or do you want to remove a card?

[13:26:07] I'll upgrade.

[13:26:09] Okay.

[13:26:10] I'm gonna remove.

[13:26:14] Oh you're crazy.

[13:26:18] Why?

[13:26:19] Okay, this is where your things gonna come in handy that little thing that you've got you should draw a fuck ton of cards

[13:26:26] Okay, so this guy's got a weird mechanic before you stop playing stuff

[13:26:31] He's got he's got a thing called a hardened shell down here where you can only lose 44 health a turn

[13:26:37] It's kind of bullshit. He's kind of a piece of shit. Yeah

[13:26:42] Yeah, and he's gonna debuff us and he's gonna do nine damage stars. So

[13:26:45] So what I would recommend is bash and then defend plus is probably a good idea if you

[13:26:53] have bash.

[13:26:54] That's what I was thinking.

[13:26:55] That's what I was thinking.

[13:26:56] Alright, well I'll let you do it then.

[13:26:57] I'll let you do it.

[13:26:58] Oh you can just tell me what you have next time we can discuss, you know.

[13:27:01] And then, okay, that's good.

[13:27:02] And then I can channel frost.

[13:27:05] I can apply two weeks to him as well.

[13:27:08] I have a potion that gives me seven platings.

[13:27:13] Oh, that's very good, but I don't think you need it right now actually it's pretty weak

[13:27:19] Blading does like a leave you seven from the next turn it will give you six weeks

[13:27:25] block

[13:27:27] I'm thinking shit

[13:27:31] Okay, you got a

[13:27:33] Flamie I'm we've

[13:27:36] rupture and two strikes

[13:27:38] Flamie Barrier plus I, Flamie Barrier plus Rocha as good as you block all the damage.

[13:27:50] Definitely good to Flamie Barrier right, so you block all the damage and then Rocha gets

[13:27:54] rid of the power card, it plays it permanently so you don't have to worry about drawing

[13:27:57] it again.

[13:27:58] That's nice.

[13:27:59] and then you cover it you know and then when he hits you he's gonna take 4 damage

[13:28:09] but I need a block for 12 so I'm going to...

[13:28:13] okay so the way my character works is I got like these 3 orbs you can see them

[13:28:20] and 3 orbs I have to kind of like use these different types of orbs and get them in the right slot to activate them

[13:28:27] Cush it. Wow, I got really bad hands. All right.

[13:28:30] Oh, my God.

[13:28:32] That Nash goes crazy.

[13:28:33] Passion strike. He's not going to hit you.

[13:28:37] Dude.

[13:28:39] Man, I got lucky.

[13:28:42] I'm an awful term for me.

[13:28:45] There he's half out. There we go.

[13:28:47] That's good.

[13:28:49] Yeah.

[13:28:50] And here it comes.

[13:28:51] So I have, you can see the three different types of orbs I have.

[13:28:54] Yeah.

[13:28:54] I've got an electric orb that does the three damage randomly.

[13:28:56] oh you can read them oh there we go yeah i can read and then when they're in the most right slot

[13:29:02] if they get like pushed out or evoked um they do the evocability which she can read what it does

[13:29:08] it's quite quite nice damage 25 damage 25 blocks oh i can weaken him

[13:29:18] He's only going to do 12 now so your flamethrower plus a strike should cover you.

[13:29:33] And then I think I can get him real low, okay yeah.

[13:29:39] Okay I got him to very low so I took a bit of damage there to do that but he should

[13:29:46] be within one shot range now.

[13:29:48] I

[13:29:52] Right bash bash and strike him let's fucking kill him

[13:29:59] I see done nicely done

[13:30:03] Oh anchor so good. I love anchor

[13:30:12] Yes pirate good

[13:30:14] We could either do these two random things, or we could go in here and upgrade a card.

[13:30:29] You could upgrade that Pire card, it'd be quite strong.

[13:30:33] Or we can go, which one do you want to go?

[13:30:35] It's up to you.

[13:30:36] I'm happy to go whichever.

[13:30:37] Both are quite good for me.

[13:30:38] wait if we go the other way we can we can upgrade twice

[13:30:45] yeah we would have to upgrade two cards but we would miss out on one of these

[13:30:50] two things are I don't know there could be enemies there could be anything I

[13:30:59] I want to do

[13:31:02] I want to be spontaneous

[13:31:05] Okay, let's do the question Mike

[13:31:14] Fuck never mind never be spontaneous

[13:31:17] Okay, hold up so um

[13:31:20] 86 okay

[13:31:23] I can do this. Oh shit

[13:31:27] Yeah, I got a little bit of steam

[13:31:29] So these guys will revive each other after they're down. It's kind of annoying.

[13:31:35] They will?

[13:31:37] Yeah.

[13:31:38] You used the Fenpul.

[13:31:39] So I would uh...

[13:31:41] I'm thinking...

[13:31:42] Wait, so wouldn't it be better?

[13:31:43] Where do you live from?

[13:31:45] You want to try and kill them all roughly at the same time.

[13:31:48] Yeah.

[13:31:49] So I would like... yeah.

[13:31:52] It doesn't have to be the exact same turn.

[13:31:54] But it's better to... like that guy on the left, let's get him first.

[13:32:29] I can kill one of them.

[13:32:32] Well, I can apply weak third.

[13:32:34] Wait, how do I get, wait, if I,

[13:32:35] well, we can kill two, I think, yeah.

[13:32:37] You can kill?

[13:32:37] If I kill,

[13:32:41] you can,

[13:32:42] where the fuck are?

[13:32:46] Oh, I think I fucked up here.

[13:32:47] Uh-oh.

[13:32:48] I think I miscounted.

[13:32:51] You can iron wave the guy on the left.

[13:32:57] And that will give you blocks that you need.

[13:32:59] death and then you could probably defend

[13:33:04] defend close or defend anything

[13:33:07] defend close

[13:33:08] yeah

[13:33:11] oh you don't lose much health

[13:33:13] i'm not losing a lot here

[13:33:14] i don't know

[13:33:15] oh we would have killed that 2L rat

[13:33:17] damn i should have believed in the gamble

[13:33:21] oh he knows all my fault

[13:33:23] i'm sorry

[13:33:26] are you gonna fall

[13:33:27] Sorry bro.

[13:33:31] Hell yeah.

[13:33:32] You kill that guy?

[13:33:33] No kill him.

[13:33:38] Okay.

[13:33:39] Camera to top right, Tarzan.

[13:33:40] This camera.

[13:33:41] This camera is the worst.

[13:33:44] Rampage plus.

[13:33:45] Iron Wave plus.

[13:33:47] Underclap plus.

[13:33:48] You'll send them in and apply one vulnerable to all enemies.

[13:33:52] I'm doing that up to you. I mean

[13:34:03] like time to clap. That's a nice

[13:34:06] start. Bonnable is good too.

[13:34:09] Bonnable is good. We're pretty

[13:34:10] strong. Damn it. I haven't seen

[13:34:14] this army yet. What is this

[13:34:16] It's freaking butthole monster.

[13:34:21] It's freaking butthole monster.

[13:34:26] Hmm.

[13:34:32] Hey that anchor is so nice.

[13:34:39] Okay.

[13:34:40] He's gonna summon something next to us.

[13:34:42] Oh no.

[13:34:44] I can apply weak to him. You can hit him with a bash maybe?

[13:34:48] Yeah.

[13:34:49] Hit him with a bash.

[13:34:54] Uh.

[13:34:59] What the?

[13:35:02] What the?

[13:35:06] Okay.

[13:35:07] What is he gonna do now?

[13:35:08] He's pretty good I think.

[13:35:09] Oh, he spawned that thing that's gonna blow

[13:35:23] It could block to be honest you could block to and rupture or rupture them

[13:35:31] Yeah, I would I would block to and rupture

[13:35:33] What the fuck he smogged all over my fucking cards

[13:35:45] Oh fuck you needed to you. I was just on the fucking clap his ass

[13:35:50] Dude, he smogged all over me this guy fucking blows

[13:35:54] And so to blow up

[13:35:56] Oh, he's dead.

[13:36:01] Sorry.

[13:36:02] You're like, you'll get far away from this.

[13:36:04] I don't know.

[13:36:05] Hear my out.

[13:36:06] About the dead butthole monster.

[13:36:08] Mods needs to twist their balls.

[13:36:10] You better not say hear me out about that bottle, master.

[13:36:14] Bash him, bash him.

[13:36:21] Oh, he's almost dead.

[13:36:23] Yay!

[13:36:27] Did it!

[13:36:28] Good job!

[13:36:31] Oh, charge battery, my beloved!

[13:36:33] That's right!

[13:36:35] Infernal Blade

[13:36:38] Free to play!

[13:36:39] Oh, wait a minute.

[13:36:43] Vicious is pretty good, whenever you apply a vulnerable for one card.

[13:36:47] Oh, shit.

[13:36:48] Because you got two cards that do you vulnerable.

[13:36:50] I'm gonna sit up straight. Sounds so good too.

[13:36:55] Uh, actually they're all pretty good, so whatever you want.

[13:36:58] Uh...

[13:36:59] Alright, I'll just stop next to you.

[13:37:01] No, you come back, see me, you're smarter than me.

[13:37:04] I'll go immediately for this, I'll be like,

[13:37:06] NON-DEVILLE, WHAT?!

[13:37:07] You know what I mean?

[13:37:09] Yeah.

[13:37:10] I'm just a kid.

[13:37:12] Yeah, but you're just a kid, because you know, you're vulnerable.

[13:37:15] Because sometimes you get a bad hand and you need to try and find other cards.

[13:37:22] It's good to have.

[13:37:25] I'll do it.

[13:37:28] You're strong man.

[13:37:31] Elite time.

[13:37:33] Go.

[13:37:35] These guys are the worst.

[13:37:37] Oh.

[13:37:39] They live a lot of health.

[13:37:41] This is where if you get the vulnerable card it's huge.

[13:37:44] Honestly, what I would do here, I would put the pyre down.

[13:37:49] Okay, what potion should we have again?

[13:37:51] Right now, call this potion,

[13:37:54] card of iron, and strength potion.

[13:37:59] Yeah, I would play the pyre,

[13:38:00] and I would put the plating on you.

[13:38:03] I think so.

[13:38:05] Mm-hmm, pyre.

[13:38:06] Wait, actually, you might not even need it.

[13:38:09] Yeah, use your defend, use defend.

[13:38:11] Yeah.

[13:38:12] Okay, let me do my turn now.

[13:38:17] Let's bozo right here.

[13:38:23] Let's bozo.

[13:38:25] Yeah, the game blocks the first time you hit them and you turn.

[13:38:28] Hold up, it has co-op here.

[13:38:31] So now you get extra energy every turn, which is huge.

[13:38:35] Oh shit.

[13:38:37] Oh, I get this too.

[13:38:39] Oh wait, don't you clap in vicious.

[13:38:41] yeah defend the clap from the clap first oh wait I told you that's all right

[13:38:48] let's get okay

[13:38:55] fucking through three blocks you're kidding me and then I would use the

[13:38:59] defend yeah defend and then strike strike anything it doesn't really

[13:39:06] matter and then strike this bulls*** wrong order yeah that was the wrong order

[13:39:12] unfortunately yeah it's a bad one I forgot them we learn dude yeah they're

[13:39:22] getting stronger now so we have to kind of kill them quicker don't worry you'll

[13:39:26] heal you heal like a every turn

[13:39:30] No

[13:39:44] Playing barriers huge

[13:39:48] And then iron wave definitely

[13:39:51] She does I give you enough block seven nine. Yeah, I give you enough block

[13:39:57] Yeah, it seems to give you enough block

[13:40:00] me on the other hand oh I can give you my potions I didn't realize that it's

[13:40:09] kind of cool

[13:40:12] good

[13:40:14] I'm sure my springton yeah

[13:40:22] How does your end?

[13:40:24] No, no, yeah.

[13:40:26] Oh, okay, sorry, I was like...

[13:40:28] No, no, no, you don't have to, sorry, I was just wondering why someone thought they hadn't seen it.

[13:40:33] Oh, and then...

[13:40:35] No, you don't have to.

[13:40:36] No, I know, but...

[13:40:38] When I have to take a break,

[13:40:40] I'll have to step away for like...

[13:40:42] 15, 20 minutes.

[13:40:44] Sure.

[13:40:45] Okay.

[13:40:49] Machine learning!

[13:40:51] Are you AI?

[13:40:53] Creative AI! Oh no, you're...

[13:40:55] You're a claim card?

[13:40:56] You should take Rupture and defend...

[13:40:58] Rupture first, do you get?

[13:41:01] Oh my god...

[13:41:02] I feel like Thunder Clap.

[13:41:03] Thunder Clap and the two blocks is what I would do.

[13:41:07] And...

[13:41:10] I'm AI, bro!

[13:41:11] Holy shit!

[13:41:13] Calculating odds of victory, zero.

[13:41:21] I

[13:41:24] We go down wave

[13:41:34] Okay, I'm kidding

[13:41:40] Oh, I'm getting I really kill something bro

[13:41:47] Okay, wait, don't hit

[13:41:51] Okay, all right, we can kill this guy. We have enough to kill this guy.

[13:42:05] Uh, you were to kill. Yeah, you should do flame strike for flame barrier for sure.

[13:42:18] And then you can finish off that middle one with Iron Wave and Striker I think.

[13:42:22] And that will help me out.

[13:42:24] I'm coming in a tight spot.

[13:42:26] Okay, thank you so much.

[13:42:29] My goat.

[13:42:30] Welcome.

[13:42:31] Welcome.

[13:42:32] I'm selling a lot of damage here.

[13:42:40] Full damage.

[13:42:41] Oh my God, are you going to be okay?

[13:42:44] Yeah, I'm going to be fine.

[13:42:47] Yeah, check this out.

[13:42:50] Alright, don't thunderclap.

[13:42:54] Okay.

[13:42:57] Okay.

[13:43:01] Alright.

[13:43:03] Do you have thunderclap, Jane?

[13:43:06] I do.

[13:43:07] Yeah, still thunderclap them.

[13:43:09] I think we can kill them.

[13:43:12] And then bash this guy.

[13:43:16] I think I can finish him off.

[13:43:28] Maybe we can kill this guy, but I can at least weaken him.

[13:43:31] We have one strike here.

[13:43:32] I do 15 damage to him.

[13:43:34] Might not be enough.

[13:43:36] Maybe you have outlining your 6 damage to each enemy.

[13:43:41] I probably shouldn't go for it.

[13:43:43] You probably should just defend plus, defend plus here.

[13:43:50] I'll just do this, I don't have to be greedy.

[13:43:55] Okay now we can kill him.

[13:43:58] Send it.

[13:44:01] I'm to kill.

[13:44:05] Kill the ice.

[13:44:09] Take the killing blow.

[13:44:10] Nice!

[13:44:12] Regal pillow is not really nice

[13:44:20] 21 damage to all enemies at the start of your turn place from exhaust pile

[13:44:26] You ate damage at a copulous and card into your discard pile

[13:44:31] This is zero

[13:44:35] There's there's good the only word by that card is that it sometimes your bogs your entire

[13:44:40] It's good though. It's good though. You can take it there

[13:44:43] They're all they're all okay, but the middle one requires you to exhaust it which is a bit of a complicated

[13:44:48] Yeah, I can't it to pull off

[13:44:50] Well, maybe anger plus anger plus is pretty good. I think

[13:45:04] Up to you though up to you

[13:45:10] Well, I will at least heal... how much?

[13:45:20] I'll heal 9, but just going in here.

[13:45:25] That'll be fine with the boss.

[13:45:30] He's Upgrade.

[13:45:35] We buy some cheaper

[13:45:38] What's up, sorry about that? That's all right. How's it going?

[13:45:46] Good would you go full anger? Oh never bad one

[13:45:57] Buddy what you got a heel

[13:46:05] uh yeah i do i do i do i mean you bring a heal me now kid i could you want me to

[13:46:13] well what caused you y'all you do you have anything you need to upgrade

[13:46:17] wait you gotta upgrade that uh the pile you gotta upgrade that you have to upgrade that

[13:46:21] that'd be that'd be so big yeah you can do pile do that i'll rest up okay

[13:46:27] I

[13:46:29] Will I rest up yes, I guess I will

[13:46:38] All right, let's fight the boss this guy's a bitch we're gonna kill him

[13:46:42] Kind of fast. He's kind of annoying. So wait, hold up

[13:46:46] So here's a good thing about this guy. He's not gonna do anything the three turns if we don't break his armor

[13:46:52] So what you can do is you just want to play all your buffing cards. So like

[13:46:57] Higher plus rupture. It's basically like giving you a fair like start to get ready

[13:47:02] I'm gonna hit him once but it's not gonna wake him up

[13:47:07] Okay, I don't worry about that

[13:47:12] Don't don't worry about me hitting him

[13:47:15] I'm basically like gearing up. That's what I'm doing. He's also weak right now

[13:47:22] To do it's like vicious you would play

[13:47:27] Basically like this whole, this whole goal for like the rest of the battle, right?

[13:47:33] Yeah, power is a permanent thing and it will go above, under your name, you should see it.

[13:47:38] So when you play it, you know, you can see underneath your name.

[13:47:43] Oh yeah, I see.

[13:47:44] Like if you can pop around the icons beneath your house.

[13:47:45] I see, I see.

[13:47:46] You can see it now.

[13:47:47] So now you've got pretty much like most of your buffs ready to go.

[13:47:51] So we just, she's going to wake up in one turn.

[13:47:53] Again, we're just going to chill.

[13:47:55] We're going to get ready.

[13:47:56] if there's any more cards in your deck basically like a full cycle which is good

[13:48:02] because I need to draw this one card specifically and then just just does

[13:48:05] nothing to do you see the health it's got is kind of scary there's gonna be a

[13:48:12] sleep for one more turn.

[13:48:15] So again, just just kind of get ready.

[13:48:22] You could do bash and thunder clap.

[13:48:26] I don't think that should wake it up.

[13:48:32] Yeah, that should be fine.

[13:48:34] So now it has three vulnerable.

[13:48:38] Okay.

[13:48:38] And don't press anything else.

[13:48:39] Don't do anything else.

[13:48:40] okay now it has three vulnerable which is good which means you're covered

[13:48:48] all right now the fun starts my fun I'm in torture this fucking thing sucks

[13:48:55] hell yes pretty bright

[13:49:01] I'm just going to use all my fucking potions.

[13:49:06] What should I use my potions?

[13:49:11] I would use plating if you're concerned.

[13:49:15] Yeah, I would do plating.

[13:49:18] And I'll use the strength potion definitely.

[13:49:21] So plating you can put on yourself.

[13:49:23] And then strength you can definitely, I would use the strength one too.

[13:49:28] Oh shit, Hoss, thank you so much for the raid. I hope you're a great stream. Thank you, Oz.

[13:49:33] Hi, Hoss.

[13:49:34] Flame barrier.

[13:49:39] Double strike and defend plus. You should be good then. That should cover you completely.

[13:49:51] Barry.

[13:49:52] Keep playing.

[13:49:58] Yeah, this guy's pretty strong.

[13:50:03] We can easily get overrun because what he's going to do is he's going to attack I think

[13:50:07] three times.

[13:50:08] And then he does this thing where he nerfs and buffs himself.

[13:50:11] It's horrible.

[13:50:12] Oh god.

[13:50:13] Nope.

[13:50:14] Okay, I can weaken him.

[13:50:19] Good to start getting those angers down, spamming them.

[13:50:24] I can weaken him which will help us.

[13:50:28] I

[13:50:36] Didn't do 12 damage so make sure to get all your damages down

[13:50:47] Yeah, yeah, there's no harm in doing it. Yeah, like if you have cards like that you should make a

[13:50:52] Plot. Yeah, he's not easy. He's already away. It's not worried about him. Yeah

[13:50:58] Oh my god.

[13:51:02] Whoa, it's like a churn.

[13:51:03] Child one glass.

[13:51:04] What is glass?

[13:51:05] Steals damage to all enemies.

[13:51:06] What?

[13:51:07] I never seen that before.

[13:51:08] I don't know.

[13:51:09] Oh shit.

[13:51:10] I should have let you use fun to clap first.

[13:51:15] Sorry.

[13:51:16] Little.

[13:51:17] Okay.

[13:51:18] I got a big one.

[13:51:21] Check this out.

[13:51:22] Boom.

[13:51:23] Boom.

[13:51:24] Boom.

[13:51:25] I'm like here like what do I do now?

[13:51:52] Glass is cracked.

[13:51:53] I'm excited.

[13:51:54] I've got something called a glass hole, but this isn't the inside of the spiral one.

[13:52:01] Okay it's going to do the most annoying thing.

[13:52:03] So you don't need to worry about block this turn, it's just about hitting the fuck out

[13:52:06] of it.

[13:52:07] So hit it with the bash first and then sand it with everything.

[13:52:16] You stupid, stupid!

[13:52:26] Okay, he's going to debuff us, so he's going to keep doing this every time.

[13:52:42] It's kind of like a race now.

[13:52:43] We kind of got to like,

[13:52:46] so you see now you have less strength or less dexterity,

[13:52:50] your shields will give you less now.

[13:52:51] So he's going to keep doing that eventually.

[13:52:53] So we kind of like a bit of a fight to beat him to it.

[13:52:58] Anger's always good, Thunder Clap's always good.

[13:53:01] Iron Wave's always good.

[13:53:02] You should play, oh wait, you got Flame Barrier.

[13:53:05] Nice, play that.

[13:53:08] So you want to play Flame Barrier and if,

[13:53:10] Yeah, you already got 15 block, you're good.

[13:53:14] Cool!

[13:53:15] That was a nice turn for you.

[13:53:20] She's a matriarch.

[13:53:27] Fuck this guy.

[13:53:29] and

[13:53:39] all

[13:53:42] what

[13:53:46] 47 which are the killer I think if you draw a bunch of attacks you can fucking send it

[13:53:53] I

[13:53:56] Know you got it with God's ass

[13:54:00] God his ass

[13:54:02] Nicely done

[13:54:07] Another play out channels plasma what?

[13:54:10] Another play ash what I can give you plasma. Give me plasma. I need it. I

[13:54:17] I don't think you need plasma do you? You don't really have a lot of drawl.

[13:54:24] I need plasma right now!

[13:54:30] Uhhh...oh you got some great cards too. Barricade.

[13:54:35] Barricade is very good, yes. Generally a very very good card because your block is just like permanent.

[13:54:41] I don't think you need plasma though, do you like that's I'm I'm the one dying

[13:54:48] I need it today channel to dark at the end of it okay so you don't need it in the

[13:54:54] game right it evokes it though I can just keep giving you plasma damn that's

[13:55:11] kind of crazy so if you have draw I can just help you um I'm gonna go multi-cast

[13:55:15] Sorry how many damage I need damage

[13:55:26] They're gonna oh, this is new wait, I've never been this guy

[13:55:29] Yo

[13:55:33] Where did I put oh?

[13:55:35] Come to see my collection take anything from that pile over there put it to good use

[13:55:41] I

[13:55:45] Leads drop an additional relic when defeated

[13:55:50] My eyes cognition they removed that shit. That's like one of those cards now

[13:56:02] MPC's British 100 I

[13:56:05] Would not play the dusty term on yours

[13:56:08] I'm thinking black star

[13:56:11] Hey, you think we're gonna fucking kill them, bro?

[13:56:15] I want to believe we would

[13:56:18] What about it?

[13:56:21] I need to

[13:56:23] MTK is always good to you if you want to remove basic cards. I believe we're gonna kill them

[13:56:30] Man empty. Sorry. I'm looking at mine now. Um

[13:56:34] Hmm, I'm gonna remove my basic strikes chat

[13:56:38] Okay, um, we got a lot of money so we could hit up a shop where the where the elites

[13:56:48] Which was a route we should hit up a shop

[13:56:56] But we need to maximize elites there's only one way we can go

[13:57:03] We might not get a shop for a very long time, but that's okay

[13:57:06] it's not okay really but it's fine we might get one okay wait okay well I have this so

[13:57:17] So I'll help us out.

[13:57:19] Whoa.

[13:57:21] Zoom.

[13:57:23] Run.

[13:57:35] Uh...

[13:57:37] What's up?

[13:57:39] You can count that damage, right? 8 plus 3 equals 11, so you can do it on the strike.

[13:57:44] Yeah.

[13:57:47] Oh my I still have me to throw another defender you've so much mana

[13:57:56] The lower quality defend the district respect I respect it

[13:58:03] I need that now

[13:58:10] Well, there's not removed at the start of your turn Barrowcade

[13:58:13] The arcade is huge, obviously the only issue is that you can't play anything else, which

[13:58:26] is fine, but it means you might get hit when you don't really need to, so I would honestly

[13:58:32] not play it.

[13:58:33] I think defending this kid, like defend thunderclap, rupture or something, or rupture first

[13:58:39] to see what you draw.

[13:58:41] I don't know.

[13:58:41] Ooh, ooh, don't play the Pirates Bay.

[13:58:45] You gotta play the Phantom of Fire.

[13:58:47] I'll do it's bay.

[13:59:01] And count?

[13:59:01] Yeah, I can freaking count.

[13:59:03] Wait, I took damage?

[13:59:03] What the fuck?

[13:59:04] I thought I counted.

[13:59:05] Uh-oh.

[13:59:06] Oh.

[13:59:09] So I've not done a whole lot.

[13:59:19] What?

[13:59:20] I haven't been really doing a whole lot here.

[13:59:22] Oh, you went for the vulnerable?

[13:59:23] Oh, crap.

[13:59:24] Oh, I'm so dumb.

[13:59:25] That's all right.

[13:59:26] If you're scared about taking a lot of damage, you could use a potion to see what card

[13:59:31] you get.

[13:59:32] That's true.

[13:59:33] I

[13:59:36] Pull out the mid defend

[13:59:39] Oh, that's nice rally all players game 12 block. Yeah, fuck it do that

[13:59:47] I played zero this time don't get to play vicious as well. I'd play that

[13:59:55] You're still streaming let's go bro. Yeah, I'm fucking locked in addicted slightly addiction

[14:00:00] and

[14:00:02] so I have way too much to watch that turn

[14:00:12] you've thunderclap?

[14:00:14] I do

[14:00:16] yeah thunderclap is playing better

[14:00:22] well actually you didn't even do that

[14:00:24] I'll fucking kill her bro.

[14:00:31] Jetties ass!

[14:00:33] Damn.

[14:00:35] Yo, he's too half we kill next time.

[14:00:38] We kill next time.

[14:00:39] Next time.

[14:00:41] Yeah, we're playing well.

[14:00:43] Energy potion.

[14:00:47] Let's bring you from StasCon each time draw two.

[14:00:50] That's pretty sick.

[14:00:52] Charge battery is so sick, dude

[14:00:57] So much block cards there

[14:01:01] Body slam plus

[14:01:03] That's huge with your card with

[14:01:06] With your barricade because now all you want to do is you build a block and then like you hit them with a body slam

[14:01:13] And you can hit them for like a hundred. It's crazy

[14:01:18] You know

[14:01:20] Are you in a two-sleepy?

[14:01:24] I think... I didn't have to read you.

[14:01:28] Okay.

[14:01:31] You don't have to. That wasn't me telling you that you should do that. I was just asking.

[14:01:35] Oh no, Connor's forcing me to read him.

[14:01:38] Oh my god, no. Because people are fucking crazy, they think.

[14:01:41] He's forcing me, guys. He's forcing me to get off stream right now.

[14:01:45] Whoa.

[14:01:46] I'll be right back I'm gonna say bye to my chat

[14:01:50] Yeah, good

[14:01:52] Guys he's forcing me

[14:01:58] Yeah, I would stay on longer, but

[14:02:02] Shit, what the fuck wait, why is fucking walking dead playing? I

[14:02:09] Would stay on longer, but I've been live 14 hours and

[14:02:16] I haven't been live for 14 hours

[14:02:19] And I'm pumpkining. I love you guys. Thank you so much for hanging out with me today

[14:02:23] I will be back tonight for under the stream. I'll see you this night. I love you

[14:02:46] I